July 27 JeJo cuddly in RR 1:10-2:28am Jeff & Jordan settle in for the night. They cuddle in Jeff's bed in the RR while the others hang out, chit chat and Lydia dresses up as Kevin. Once again they are in their own little world. Jordan especially seems super touchy feely...my opinion - she did not like the tiff they had had hours earlier All of these are on Cam 4 except for one moment @ the 1:11am mark Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck. @ the 1:12 am mark Jordan turns and lays her head on Jeff's chest and Jeff caresses her face/ear. @ the 1:16am mark on Cam 3 super cute moment when Jeff looks down at Jordan and brushes his thumb over her forehead and face and smiles at Jordan. @ the 1:17am mark Jeff scratches Jordan's arm for over 3 minutes. @ the 1:20:30am mark Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and Jeff goes back to rubbing her shoulder. @ the 1:25am mark The HG's start talking about jellybeans...Jordan shifts around, sits up and Jeff asks "where you going Jelly Belly?" She lays back down after pulling the big cover off of her. @ the 1:26am mark Jordan moves Jeff's leg over hers and he laughs saying "just move me where you want" Feeds return, Jeff & Jordan are in bed talking about game & life. Jordan wants a letter from home...Jeff says she needs to win HOH...Jordan says she misses her mom, talking to her and she asked for a letter from the girls at Planet 21...Jeff says "you love that job huh?"...Jordan says she loves the people there, great managers and owner she works for...feeds go to fish...Jeff turns to face Jordan, putting his hand on her tummy, Jordan pats it and starts scratching his arm...they are quiet and then Jeff says he feels like french fries, something potato-y. Chima comes in saying they're all going to dress like each other tomorrow...Jeff says tomorrow that will all fall apart when they're all crabby at 8am...Chima leaves to do laundry...Kevin comes in and asks if they're going to sleep with each other? is that what's going on?...Jordan smiles and reaches for Jeff's hand...Jeff says it's gonna get hot and heavy over here...they laugh...Jordan starts blowing loud farts on Jeff's arm and Jeff says "you like to amuse yourself huh?"... Jordan gets in Jeff's armpit again and she rubs and pats Jeff's belly, Jeff looks down at her, she looks up at him and she keeps rubbing his chest... Lydia walks by and they say goodnight...Jeff asks if she was dressed like Jessie? he puts his glasses on to get a better look...Jessie comes down dressed as someone else, they model each other's clothes...Kevin asks who Jeff is dressing up as? Jeff says he won't play, he'll say "yeah, dress like me, f**k off" LOL Jessie asks Natalie to come upstairs so they can play chess, some laundry discussion then Jordan complains her arm hurts so Jeff starts massaging...meanwhile Jessie and Natalie leave to go upstairs...Jeff asks if she feels better? Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she's all good in the hood?...Jordan says kind of...they get quiet knowing Kevin is still in the room and feeds switch off of them... Feeds return, Jordan is scratching Jeff's back and is telling him that her family is going to think what she is doing is wrong (being in bed with Jeff and rubbing him). Jeff says there is no going back now. Jordan is getting hot but Jeff wants her to keep scratching so she does...Jordan whispers sorry to Kevin (for making noise)...Kevin doesn't respond...Jordan starts giggling saying "why are you laughing?"...Jeff says "you make me laugh" :) Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan looks around asking if Lydia is in bed? Jeff thinks so. Jordan says she is going to her bed in a second...Jeff whimpers...Jordan imitates him...Jeff moves saying he hates when they have to get up early...Jeff gets up saying he's not tired, he drinks some water and then heads back to bed, he spits some out by accident and Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'll spit the water out, don't touch me" LOL Interesting part just after @ the 2:09 mark when Jeff basically admits that all she has to do is touch him and... watch Jordan's reaction...they laugh and Jeff says "this fu**in place is crazy"...more laughs...Jeff says he can't believe this shit...Jordan looks up coyly at Jeff and says it is...she starts rubbing again...Jeff says tomorrow is going to be so weird...Jordan starts fiddling with Jeff's mic and tells him to take it off...Jeff says BB probably wants to kill him with his chain. Jeff looks over at Jordan, smiles and touches her face.. Jordan smiles, looks at Jeff, gets shy and buries her head Jordan pats Jeff and says the others are upstairs...Jeff says "isn't the scheming over?"...Jordan says no, it's never over...they start whispering inaudibly, they are trying to be as quiet as possible because Kevin is in the bed next to them...Jordan whispers in Jeff"s ear which causes him to bust out laughing twice!... Jeff bites his hand to stop the giggles and they whisper some more game...they get quiet, Kevin gets up and leaves...they wonder if he heard what they were saying...Jeff cuddles into Jordan and she gets nervous, she wonders if she was being too loud, they talk about Kevin and Natalie...Jeff says when he comes back they should say something to him...Jordan says he probably heard them...Jeff says heard what? he couldn't hear...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff says he couldn't even hear what she said LOL Jordan just wants to make it through Thursday...Jeff says Casey is going up for sure...Kevin comes back and Jordan calls him "Gucci", she apologizes for making noise, he looked pissed...Kevin says no, he went to brush his teeth...they talk a little game and then Kevin tries to go back to sleep. Jeff say Ronnie probably brought a stethoscope to listen through the walls...Jordan giggles...Jordan cuddles up to Jeff again and rubs his belly while talking game...they start stealth whispering again...more closeness… Jordan finally says she should go to bed, she sits up...Jeff rubs her leg and gives her a look like he doesn't want her to go...Jordan says to not give her that look...she realizes Kevin is still stirring so she hesitates giving Jeff a kiss, she kisses him on the arm and then kisses her hand and puts it to Jeff's face saying goodnight. Scoot over 9:50am Jordan walks from the bathroom to the red room with a blanket in her arms. Jeff is asleep in his bed, lying on his stomach, legs apart. Pretty much taking up the entire bed. Jordan stops and considers leaving him alone, but instead walks over to the right side of Jeff's bed. She pokes him in the calf and he opens his eyes and rolls over to look at her. She motions for him to scoot over. He does and she gets in bed with her blanket. She puts on the hood to her hoodie, lays down on her back and takes off her mic to try to sleep. (Cute that there were other available beds, but she wanted to be with Jeff.) Jordan wants a little puddin’ 1:08-1:11pm Jordan is sitting outside on the couches. Jeff is putting on sunscreen. Jordan tells Jeff to come sit down by her. Jordan says he smells like sunscreen. Jeff likes that smell. Jordan says do you? Jeff says yeah because it reminds him of vacation...Jordan says like the beach? Jeff says yeah...Jordan giggles. They start talking about how douchey Jesse is and how he is so bitter. They talk about how Russell is two faced as well. Russell comes out and joins them. Jeff starts talking about shaving his chest, he did it in the hotel for the first time. Jordan squeezes Jeff's belly. Russell says don't do that. Jeff says he's getting fat. Jordan says she likes guys with a little bit of fat on them. Jeff says Jordan needs to get away from her with the cookie dough. Russell says why would you do that to someone? what if he did it to you? Jordan says she knows she has meat on her. Jeff says it's his fault, he puts it in his mouth and it goes to the belly. Russell asks if girls don't like guys that are muscular? Jordan says yes but not too muscular so all you feel is muscle. Jeff says would you like me if I had a pair of boobs? Jordan says she likes when guys have just a little something, not all ripped. Russell says not like Jessie? Jordan says not like...Jeff says more like this? and points at himself, lol...Jordan says if you touch him there's no fat to squeeze, there's nothing there. Jeff says Jordan wants a little puddin'. :) Jordan says yeah, cuz she has a lot. Russell says two puddin's make a cake...Jeff says oh yeah. Russell then says he's leaving next week. Jordan is like yeah right, she'll go...Jeff says "I'll be sitting with ya baby" Why are you looking at me like that? 1:11pm Jeff, Jordan and Russell continue talking game...Jordan says that she's going next, they got rid of Braden, Laura and now either her or Casey and if she makes it through this round she'll be up again...Jeff says he's out of the loop...Jordan says he'll be up with her...Jeff says he knows that, he's not that far out of the loop...Russell says he was glad he didn't have to make the latest decision, Jessie is going to catch a lot of shit for it...Jeff asks "is he?"...Jeff doesn't think he's going to catch anything...Jordan says probably not. Jordan says that Ronnie looked at her and laughed, smirked at her during the POV ceremony...Russell says "did he really?"...Jordan says didn't he hear her say to him, what are you looking at? and Ronnie said nothing. Screencap from the CBS show: Jordan says she walked in the back with Jessie and them right after the meeting was adjourned and Ronnie went to talk to them, Jordan says she told them that if Ronnie says anything to please come to her and confirm it because you know he had two days to sit there and think about a plan. Funny ranting & raving 1:12-1:25pm Jordan says that if Ronnie wins HOH next week, he's going to put up her up, Jeff up, Russell up...Russell says he would put the whole house up...Jeff says no, he'd put him and her up because Russell is protected by Jessie...Russell says Ronnie doesn't like him...Jeff says Russell is protected by Jessie so he can't go up, Jessie's got him by the balls now...Russell laughs...Jeff says Ronnie will do whatever the f**k Jessie wants...Jordan starts making fun of how Ronnie is always "that one time on season 5, blah blah blah, on season 1, blah blah blah"...Jeff says to press the rewind button cuz Ronnie's gonna be running around scheming all day...Jordan says he already has, she caught him last night...Russell says he was scheming with Michele and he thought "you're still talking game?" Jeff says "it sucks"...Jordan says she feels bad for Casey, she could tell he's down...Jeff says of course...Jordan says she thinks he's down...Jeff says that the whole house said that this guy caused so many problems between everybody, he doesn't see the logic in keeping him, obviously Jessie sees him as an asset but he doesn't see anyone else as an asset because he chose him but it's his choice, doesn't matter what he thinks, he just doesn't like Ronnie being here because he made everyone mad, he made people mad at him, he made Jeff mad at people, he made him say things he shouldn't have and vice versa. Russell says Ronnie made 3 people go home...Jeff says there's a way you play the game...Jordan says she doesn't like Ronnie because he said she was his bestie...Jeff says "his bestie bitch, he said"...Jordan says "I wasn't his bitch, I wouldn't suck his dick, for nothing" 😯 Jeff's face when Jordan says this is priceless...he says "I wouldn't say that"...Russell says "you'd have to find it first" LOL Jeff says "where's that edit button?" LOL Russell says that was Jordan's first edit button...Jeff says "I don't know about that"...Russell says he'll take that back because of her stories...Jordan says she doesn't feel like laying out...Jeff says he's going in the pool...Russell says there's always eating...Jordan says she's tired of it...Jeff says "yeah, get away from me"...Russell says he ate 17 bags of candy...Jeff says the last 5 days were terrible...Jordan says she doesn't feel like getting sweaty....Russell asks if she ever gets sweaty?...Jordan says yeah...Russell and Jeff talk about working out today/tonight...Russell says he wishes they could watch a movie or TV one night because now they have to listen to Ronnie scheme for 7 days...Jeff says he's glad he's not part of that clique, he doesn't want to hear it...Jordan says Ronnie won't be coming to talk to her anymore. Jeff starts ranting about how he doesn't want to hear how every single person in the house should be up and then you storm away with them being up and then it's totally different, Ronnie should just save it...Russell laughs saying it was funny when Jeff said that Ronnie said everyone is going up...Jeff says "every single person...that's it Russell's going up vooottttt, that's it you're going up! "I'm already up!" oh yeah, let me come back, that's it...yeah you're going up smartmouth "I'm up! you fu**ing idiot! you already went 360, I'm already up, get away from me!" Russell is cracking up and says "you smile at me? you're up!...Jordan, you're my best friend in this house, you're going up!"...Jeff says imitating Ronnie again "Jordan, you're my best friend vooottttt she's a fu**ing stupid idiot, I got her wrapped around my finger voootttt hey Jordan you want some cookies!? vooottttt Jordan's a fat ass she eats too many cookies! voootttt Jesus dude, the switch on that guy's back...two faced bastard" (too much Russ 🤨) Jordan says Russell better be careful, Ronnie might backdoor, he loves that trick, it would be between one of them three...Jeff thinks Russell is safe because of Jessie, he has to do what Jessie says now...Jordan still thinks he will backdoor someone, he's all about the backdooring...Jeff says "he wants it in the backdoor from Jessie" Russell cracks up and says he's going to close the sliding door, he does...Jeff sarcastically says he was glad to be involved in another team meeting, he was playing pool and they told him there was a team meeting and Jeff thought, that's great, I'm not there, Jeff's a loser, corner pocket, DING! Jeff sits on the other couch to have a smoke...Russell says he's not missing out on much...Jeff says then Jessie talks to him saying everything is cool and Jeff thinks he wasn't at that meeting...Jeff says he's smoking too much...Russell says he needs to stop...Jeff says "no shit dude"...Russell says he never smoked this much, Casey is rubbing off on him...Jeff says if Casey leaves he might be done...Jeff says if he was sitting pretty he might not smoke as much...they lament how they work hard one week & stress to stay just to have it start again the minute someone leaves. They start talking about who the next targets will be...Jeff says nobody is safe...Jeff says Ronnie won't win again, he's going to win, he has to...Russell says they have to make it one more week Jordy <-(ugh!) Jordan says she's already taken it up the ass twice, so she doesn't know...Jeff says no more stuff can fit in his ass...Jordan says she has two things in it already...Jeff says they're talking about now, not before she got here. They talk about Jordan's speech and how it was to the point...Jeff says it was very Jordan...Russell says Michele was so nervous, she has a twitch and she giggles...Jeff says she does...Russell says she always has an awkward laugh...Jeff says always, she has a nervous tic...Russell says he wonders what that side twitch is, what is that? Russell asks Jeff to work out with him...Jeff says he's going to do it tonight...Jeff says he has to stop smoking, it's disgusting, he needs to do it like on the weekends, a cigarette or two, with his friends, people that like him. Russell gets on the elliptical saying he hates it...Jeff says he's getting in the pool...Russell says careful he might get backdoored...Jeff says he might get drowned...Jeff gets in, Russell starts working out and Jordan just stares off into the distance occasionally looking at Jeff. :) Jeff says "can we get a raft in here?".... Man in a banana suit 🍌 5:58-6:06pm Jordan & Jeff discuss game on the weight bench out in the BY. Jeff says he wishes he could win HOH on Thursday then he would be so relieved, it'd be the best week ever...Jordan says it would be a week of not worrying, a week of not being on the bottom...Jeff says they could have a big bed and listen to Bob Marley. Jordan says he would, she'd be just laying there...Jeff says he would put it on just so he wouldn't have to hear her talk. Jeff laughs and squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says excuse me? Jordan says "I don't know we'll see"...they decide to worry about it when the time comes...Jordan asks "are you sure it's endurance?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what it is, it might be the majority thing...Jordan says if it's that, they're screwed. Jeff gets up to lift some more and says he's going to do a set real fast, don't think he's showing off...Jordan says her arms are still real sore...Jeff asks from what?...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff says it's so hard to workout today...Jordan says it's hard to work out in general. Jordan starts giggling, Jeff asks what?...Jordan says "Casey's banana suit"...Jeff says to Casey "thanks Casey"...Casey says "no problem"...Jeff & Jordan both look at him watering the garden and then suddenly Casey breaks out in song..."man in a banana suit". Jeff & Jordan watch and laugh. Super cute! 😄 Jeff says "aww that was so sad"...Casey says it's a sad song, a sad day in banana land...there have been happier fu**ing days for the banana...Jordan says Casey is so funny. Jeff does one more set of weights and sits back down...Jordan says "aww, I love him, he's so funny"...Jeff says "you love everybody, you like everybody"...Jordan says "I know, I'm calling Laura when I get out of here"...Jordan runs her hands through Jeff's hair while getting up to leave...Jeff says "where you going banana?"...Jordan says Laura is probably watching them, doesn't Jeff think so?...Jeff says yeah, she got the live feeds...Jordan walks away... Jordan works out, Jeff is proud of her 6:20-6:37pm Jordan is about to work out on the elliptical. Jeff is near the weight bench working out but mostly resting and watching Jordan. Casey is sitting on the couches having a smoke & drinking coffee. Jeff says Jordan looks sexy up there...Jordan says "Jeff! don't say stuff like that, I get embarrassed"...Jordan starts working out...Jeff whistles at Jordan and Jordan says "Jeff!" :) ...Casey says "hey Miss Parker"...Jeff says "hey Johrdan". Jordan continues working out, they continue chatting...just after the 6:26pm mark Jeff rests between sit-ups and the cameras catch Jeff watching and smiling at Jordan while she works out. Jeff sees that Jordan is putting forth the effort to work out and so he yells out to her "I'm proud of you" (super cute) Casey just about gags with all the gushing, he says he's tired of all his sweet crap, lol...Jeff tells him she needs motivation, she hasn't worked out once since she's been here and now he's proud of her, Jeff says Jordan says it every day and yet she eats cookie dough two at a time. Jordan smiles and says Casey eats cookie dough too. Casey yells shut up!!!! at Jeff and Jeff says no! (he says he has to hear about it at night). Jeff says Jordan says "I can't fit into these jeans" and yet keeps eating it...Casey says "it's hard"...Jeff laughs and says "it's hard Casey"...Casey says "you can have a salad or cookie dough which one you gonna have?"...Jeff laughs...Casey says "cookie dough, every time"...Jordan says "guys...you know I'm movin on up"...they joke around a bit about Casey leaving on Thursday and how he should go. Jordan wants to know what Casey's wife looks like and Casey tells her. Casey says his wife hated Jessie, he hope he hasn't embarrassed her. Jeff comes over to sit with Casey and says about Jordan's time on the elliptical..."12 minutes? Jordan" Casey gives Jordan some advice on keeping weight off and then Jeff tells Casey that halfway through that sentence, Jordan was already thinking about something else...Jordan says "no I wasn't"...Casey says that's not very nice...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "what were you thinking about Jordan? were you listening?"...Jordan says "hmm?...umm...yes I was"...Jeff looks at Casey and laughs...Jordan giggles and says "sorry...I was Mr. Banana🍌"...Jeff says Jordan is doing a good job, he was just cracking on her a little bit but he's proud she's working out, yay....Jordan says yay. More cute gushing when Jeff says he's got abs underneath somewhere in there (pointing to his belly) and Jordan says that's not bad Jeff, girls don't like that and Jeff says he appreciates it, she is not so bad herself...Jordan says thanks...Jeff smiles at her. Casey almost gags again, lol. Jeff says you have to say positive comments to stay on track. Jeff says and shows how he feels about Jordan 7-7:34pm Jordan is still outside working out...Jeff has come inside & is finishing up a snack... @ the 7:00pm mark Jeff is in the kitchen, standing behind the counter finishing up his snack, he seems a little "lost", he takes a couple of peeks over towards the sliding glass door but not able to see who he is looking for (Jordan), he non-chalantly walks over to the door on his way to the bathroom & peers through it at Jordan, who's working out...even though the camera angle is from behind Jeff, a little smile can be seen on his face… Jeff has taken a shower and is making dinner...@ the 7:17pm mark Casey, who is on his way to the bathroom, sees Jordan outside still working out and says "Jordan's out there a beast dude!"...Jeff says "I know, I kept looking at her smiling, I'm so proud of her"🥰 @ the 7:24pm mark Jordan finally comes inside...Lydia says "good job Jordy"...Jeff says "I was watching you rock it"...Jordan says she was doing squats...Jeff says "I saw"...she heads over to the kitchen area to get a glass...Jeff pats her back gently and gives her a little smile and says “yay Jordan” ❤️ Many of the HG's are now milling about the kitchen, Jordan is sitting on a chair off camera...Jeff turns and sees her sitting there, he heads over to her just before the 7:34pm mark...off camera Jordan is heard oww'ing, probably Jeff pinching her cheek lol...the cam now focuses on them...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's hip...Jeff pats/rubs her back...then rubs her head...Jeff returns to the kitchen area and keeps cooking his meal... Banana reggae remix 7:59-8:13pm Jeff joins Jordan and Casey who are out in the BY chilling. Her and Casey seem down and Casey is bitching and chain smoking...Jeff says Casey is motoring through those smokes...they talk about the spicy chicken Jeff made. Jeff tries to cheer them up. Jeff says to Jordan "what's up sad burger?"...Jordan smiles and says "nothing"...Jeff says "what are you guys having for dinner...sad burgers and cheese cries?" LOL Casey says "watch yourself"...Jeff cracks up! Jordan slips off her sneakers...Jeff says they have to laugh otherwise they'll go crazy. Jordan asks Jeff if her feet stink and Jeff smells but doesn't answer because Jordan then says her socks turned pink...Jeff says it's kinda cute. :) Jeff says the Banana song was good...Jordan says she loved it...they say that Casey will get some good stuff on the show and that he'll have lots of fans...Jeff says that is the only cool thing about leaving, is the audience yelling for you or is it just applause saying who the hell is that yo-yo? Jordan says when Laura walked out it was loud. Jeff says when he lived in LA he had a job where he'd get paid $8 an hour to sit there and watch game shows and he'd sit there for 10 hours and be saying dude, fu**ing pick C...he watched The Pyramid with Donny Osmond a bunch, when they film it takes forever...Jeff says he had so many jobs when he lived in LA...Jordan says why?...Jeff says because he was broke. Jeff starts talking about him & his buddy Donovan sitting in Jeff's apartment and they had no money...feeds go to fish...when they return they're talking about prices of drinks in bars in their respective cities...Jordan's place of work ends up being the cheapest...Jeff says he gets pissed when he has to pay so much for one drink...they talk about having hook-ups for when they want to drink, you have to have them or forget it. Casey starts singing "Man in a Banana Suit"...Jeff asks where he got that?...Casey says he made it up...Jeff says it's so sad...Casey says it's melancholy like Jim Croce..Jeff asks if there is a reggae remix...Casey makes one up...they giggle...they then get quiet and then Casey breaks out his reggae remix of the Banana suit song Jordan giggles and Jeff moves to the beat. Jeff says if he put L'il Wayne in that song, it would be a hit, isn't it stupid...Jeff joins in a little and then says "are they going to play some Bob Marley or what?"...Casey keeps singing and stopping...Jordan decides she is going to wash her gym shoes...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says cuz they're dirty from the other day...Jordan heads towards the laundry area while Casey & Jeff sing about putting gym shoes in the wash. LOL Casey says tomorrow his friends & family will find out he's on the block and heading home...Jeff says doesn't he think some of them will find out on the internet? Casey doesn't think they'll have live feeds...Jeff says well people post (on message boards) everything that happens so they could find out...they both agree they wouldn't watch live feeds if they were to go home, the 3 hours a week highlights are good enough. Casey does the reggae remix one more time… Brief pool table chat 9:37-9:40pm Jeff and Casey are getting ready to play pool...Jordan is doing some laundry...Casey says he's going to the bathroom first, he leaves...Jordan says she's washing her red beer shirt and her smelly shoes, she sits on the pool table...Jeff pokes her in the butt with the pool stick...Jordan says something smells, did he fart?...Jeff says no, it's that shirt...Jordan makes a face and says "it stinks"...Jeff says "it's stenkin"...Jordan giggles and says it stinks like some stank buday, she laughs...Jeff says he's glad that cracked her up...Jordan says "phew, that stinks"...Jeff says he knows, they took it out of the dryer and he was like whew! he's got it drying, they should just put it right back in the washer. Jordan says she used to make her cousin who's real country say "stank buday", she found it funny... Jordan wants to do more leg lunges...Jeff says she worked out good today, good for her...Jordan says she did, she's tired of feeling like a fatty...Jeff says "good, I'm happy for you"...Jordan says it's so that when she walks out of the house she can walk out with a bang, she's just kidding :) ...Jordan asks why are some pool tables green?...Jeff says it's whatever felt they put on there...she wonders if this pool table is an old one? that's why it's this color?...Jeff says no, it probably just looks better like this...Jordan wonders if maybe green would show up more?...Jeff thinks this color would, she should ask in the DR...Jordan smiles and says no... Jordan says the hot tub is nice but then you sweat so bad and then she says she wants steamed cabbage (huh? LOL) but she ate better today...Jeff says that's good...Casey comes back, Jordan gets off the pool table and Jeff and Casey start playing. Lessons in fruit 10:20-10:32pm Jeff & Kevin are playing pool. Jordan comes outside to do laundry. Jordan complains that one of her shirts smells and Jeff jumps in asking her what? She explains, he says she washed it with her smellies (shoes). Ronnie is heard talking in the background and Jordan says "does he ever shut up?" Jeff says no. Jordan asks Jeff if she should put it on sanitize again, Jeff says no, why did she put it with her shoes if they were smelly. Jordan says it was the only thing. Jordan asks if she should do it on hot and Jeff says yes. Jordan & Jeff look at each other probably thinking...can we get out of what we are doing right now and just go talk....Jordan, once again, brings up fruit, lol. Jordan says she wants fruit for once. Jeff says to go get some. Kevin says there are some juicy nectarines in the SR...blank stare from Jordan... 😐 "a what?" LOL and Jeff laughs. Kevin says peach? Jordan says "oh, a peach" Jordan leaves and then returns... Jordan is cutting up fruit for fruit salad. Jeff comes in the kitchen to wash his glass, Jordan is complaining about something and asks her "what's up?" Jordan heads to the mirror above the sink and says that the juice from the kiwi touched her tooth...Jeff says it stung? the kiwi has a weird juice and it's all sensitive. Jordan asks if the apple will mess it up? Jeff says it might but the kiwi is weird. He goes to leave but asks if he can have a piece of kiwi...Jordan says no :) Jeff says yeah and eats one, he starts going outside but Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to eat it since she can't...Jeff jokingly says ow, my teeth and Jordan says really? Jeff says nah. Jeff eats the kiwi while Jordan asks "what about oranges?" Jeff says her gums are just sensitive. Jordan asks if she eats an orange will it do the same thing? Jeff says no. Jeff says the kiwi was a pain in the ass to peel too so thanks. He tells Jordan she needs to give the bleaching a break...he heads outside. JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 1 10:48-10:58pm Jeff and Jordan decide to go chat on the hammock...Jeff lays down first as Jordan shows Jeff her LSU Tigers shorts...Jordan decides to lay straight and have Jeff put his feet over her if he wants...she lays back and it's uncomfortable...Jeff asks why she has to lay that way and make things so difficult...Jordan giggles and says she doesn't feel like it, why does he want her to?...Jeff asks "are you comfortable like that?"...Jordan says she's fine right now...they giggle over Casey and his banana suit...they start talking game... Jordan says Michele is so on their side because she figures their side is being knocked out one by one...Jordan decides she is going to lay straight and shifts...Jeff asks why she doesn't listen to him? she thinks he's trying to hurt her...Jordan says "no, why would I think that?"...game talk returns...Jordan says even though Michele is with "them" she thinks if they need her for a vote they could influence her...Jeff says he hasn't told her off yet, she's always fu**ing moaning and making weird noises...Jordan says she's a little crispy...Jeff says she's weird and imitates her making her weird noises...Jordan says that Lydia said that Jordan talked in her sleep saying that they should backdoor Russell or Ronnie and she told Lydia she didn't say that because she knows she doesn't talk in her sleep but she did have a dream where Julie Chen told her she was evicted. Jeff says both Lydia and Michele are weird and that if Lydia wins HOH Jessie will convince her to not put up Natalie...Jordan thinks she'll go up...Jeff says no, he'll go up for sure, she'll do whatever Jessie tells her, they just have to win...Jordan goes over who might win the next comp, if Russell wins does Jeff think he'd put her up?...Jeff doesn't think so, she's been trying to be nice to him...Jordan thinks he'd put up Michele and Lydia...Jeff thinks he might put Ronnie up, it depends if Jessie gets in his ear...Jeff says that Casey told Russell he was a sheep listening to Jessie, Russell didn't like hearing that, Casey told him that he's going to be dumped at the end and Jeff said he agreed with it, he's planting the seed with Russell... Jordan says Russell and Jessie were out there scheming earlier, she was letting Jessie show her how to do her lunges, being nice to him, she needs to work out...Jeff says Ronnie's back in the workout club, what a dork!...Jordan makes fun of Ronnie using the 10lb weights she wanted to use...Jeff laughs saying Jordan was pissed...Jordan says he should have been using the 20lb ones...Jeff says he needs to lose 20lbs and get the f**k outta there LOL Jordan says they can't let him win...Jeff says he's going to win...Jordan says if Ronnie does win they're outta there...Jordan wonders if Michele would put her up, she worries if the others are planning to put both of them up to ensure one is going...Jeff says that might be the plan...Jordan says that Jeff will be in the jury house without her...Jeff says "no, we gotta get there together cuz otherwise I'll fu**ing cut someone's neck in there" LOL Jordan says it will be fun but she does want to make it to the end...Jeff says if he wins this week they can make a little run. Jordan asks who Jeff would put up?...Jeff says it changes but Ronnie for sure, he's going to put people straight up...Jordan says she knew something was up in the POV comp, Casey should have tried harder to win...Jeff says he doesn't believe Casey would've won anyway even if he says he could have...Jeff says he could have done way better too, he was looking for prizes. They start discussing how Russell...Jeff says he feels like he has a hard on for him, this is so self-absorbed but he feels like Russell wants to be like him, he's not even kidding, he watches himself all the time...Jeff tells Jordan about how he caught Russell staring at him earlier in the day, it was so creepy...Jordan laughs...Jeff could tell Russell was nervous, what the f**k was that? what a weirdo...Jordan doesn't know but says that Russell is always asking her questions about boyfriends and stuff...Jeff says maybe he has a hard on for Jordan and he's just jealous, he doesn't know... Jordan says he said she has a boyfriend (Jeff) in there and she said she didn't have one...Jeff says that's weird because just today Russell asked Jeff why he doesn't tell Jordan about his exes, is it a weird story and Jeff said no, it's a long story and he doesn't feel like talking about it, what a weirdo...Jordan asked him if he and Chima were going to hook up? and then he said no, she's not my type, he prefers blondes and wished there were more blondes in there...Jeff says "maybe you and Russell can date?" ;) Jordan says "shut up"... Jeff says maybe her and Russell will make it to the jury house and he'll win, he'll make that trade...Jordan says "you would trade me for that?"...Jeff says “no”...Jordan says "after all the trouble I've gone through with you?"...Jeff says "what do you mean? me too"...Jordan says "you'd dump me?"...Jeff says "we're in this together, there's no backing out now"...they laugh...Jeff says they've caused enough trouble, actually they cause no trouble... Interesting statement here by Jordan that is eerily similar of their life outside the house in relation to the some of the other HG's Jordan says "they just don't like us, maybe they're just jealous of us, maybe they're jealous cuz we get along so well and we stay out of it, maybe that's the problem" 😉 JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 2 10:58-11:04pm Jordan imagines winning HOH next over Jeff, it would be so good cuz Jessie's flipping out...Jeff, with emphasis, says "that'd be so awesome, so awesome!", he says if he didn't go to the jury house that'd be so sweet...Jordan says she'd do her muscles and say "4th week, 4th week"...Jeff says he killed Jessie in the DR today...Jordan says Jessie would never let go of Natalie but he told Casey that he would...Jeff thinks he would because he's a selfish bastard but everyone is here to win it for themselves...Jordan says Jessie doesn't deserve it, all he's going to use the money is on weightlifting stuff...Jeff hopes people are smart enough to know. Jordan says that Jessie and Russell are close again and Ronnie was talking to Ronnie again so she's not sure what's up, she keeps talking to Russell, just flirting with him a little bit...Jeff says things are just weird, everyone wants to get through this week and then things will change...Jordan agrees and says she wasn't worried originally because she thought it would be Ronnie out 3rd week then Casey...Jeff figured that as well and now it's going to be him or her worst case scenario...Jordan says that Jeff should've accepted HOH from Jessie in the last comp...Jeff says "but I thought the plan was to get Ronnie out", he says he didn't want to just take it and owe Jessie a favor, it was better if he won and got to waste it on Ronnie and then next week he had a chance to win and they would have both made it to jury (worked out for the best Jeff! ;) ) Jordan says she feels bad that she didn't get anyone out in the high school comp...Jeff says she says that all the time, she's gonna win, don't worry...Jordan says she doesn't get Russell...Jeff says he's getting weird and sneaky...Jordan says she keeps talking to him to stay on his good side...Jeff says Russell is so paranoid about going up...Jordan wonders if she goes up with Russell, who would go home? Russell?... Jeff says yeah, he would think so...Jordan agrees...Jeff says he doesn't know though...they go over who Jordan could win against...Jeff says he wouldn't win over anybody not even her...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan tells Jeff to just be nice to everybody, kiss Michele's ass (please don't :/ ) ...Jeff says he talked to her but Jessie hasn't said a word to him and he wouldn't talk to him earlier, he just pretended to sleep...Jeff says Natalie tried talking to him asking him how he slept and then complimented him on his cooking saying she couldn't wait until they get a BBQ and he told her he'd be long gone before they get it and Natalie said for Jeff to not talk like that. Jordan says you never know, Chima likes him now too...Jeff says that Lydia said that Chima would put up Jeff...Jordan says she doesn't know, maybe...Jeff asks who would she put up?...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "and me, she's not going to put anyone else up, she's not going to put her own team up"...Jeff says one of those Brains can't win, that's all, one of those nerds can't win...Jeff says if his team wins, then he'll cut a deal with Jessie to get Jordan through the week...Jordan says Jessie's word is no good...Jeff says it's terrible but he'll try to cut a deal. Jordan says that Russell told her that Lydia & Kevin would go out before her, there's bigger threats than just her, they think she's just some dumb person...Jeff says there has to be animosity in the group, there has to be...Jordan agrees...Jeff says they're fu**ed if one of the Brains gets it...Jordan says if Ronnie wins, he's gonna backdoor somebody...Jeff says "I'm gonna fu**ing back kick his face" LOL Jordan wonders again about who would go home if it was between her and Russell… JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 2 11:04-11:13pm Jordan asks if Jeff saw all the dishes in there?...Jeff says yeah, a million...Jordan says she's not doing them...Jeff says him neither but he'll wash his pan...Jordan says she'll do hers...Jeff says he washes his while he cooks, they ate his food so they should wash them...Jordan says they only cook for themselves...Jeff says Lydia murdered the steaks, she ruined them, she asked if he wanted one but he declined saying he'd eat leftovers and his dinner was the bomb...Jordan says "everybody else wanted yours didn't they?" :) ....Jeff says yeah, it was a good dinner today, yummy. Jeff starts fantasizing...he says they're going to win, it's not "if", they're going to win, they're going to enjoy the week and he's going to tell someone to fu**ing kiss his dick on the way out, he doesn't want to get cocky....Jordan hopes it's endurance...Jeff says "I want to go on a power trip"...Jordan asks what he means?...Jeff says "I want to be in power and abuse it because I'm so used to not having it in here, ykwim?"...Jordan says having that bed, how comfy and cold it is...Jeff says people would be knocking at the door and he'd have his headphones on, go back to sleep and not even answer it "come back in 10, I'll be with you in 10, go" LOL Jordan says "you won't be saying that to me!"...Jeff says "oh yeah, I need some Jeff time"...Jordan says "no! I'm going up there too"...Jordan says "we're a package, remember?"...they laugh and FISH... Jordan says that Jeff has a good shot of winning next because Jessie isn't playing, he wins everything...Jordan catches herself saying what Jeff doesn't like hearing and she says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that" Jeff says he doesn't understand why she says he has advantage, he'll beat those fu**ing guys, they'll see this week, she doesn't believe him either, she can get away from him too, the door's locked now, you just lost the key 😜 Jeff says he hopes Jordan wins...Jordan does too...Jeff says she can stick it in his ass and say "haha" and lock him out...Jordan says she will...Jeff says "no you won't, I'll kick that door right in" 😁 ...Jordan giggles and says "Jordan time, we'll be sleeping all day"... Jeff says ahh, man, that'll be too good, we'd feel so cool, for once, everyone would kiss their ass so bad cuz no one would want to go home, he'd make everyone crazy, he'd wouldn't tell her who he was putting up so she wouldn't act different and he'd make fake deals with everyone and if they don't win they'd be the ones making deals LOL Jordan says that Jeff is safe if Russell wins, she's not...Jeff doesn't think Russell would put Jordan up and they might drop the cliques, it's a big week...Jordan, who always had great instincts about the game, says that she thinks they'll get to the jury house and then drop the cliques...Jeff says that makes more sense but who knows... Jordan says "OMG Ronnie STFU"...Jeff says dude, he wants to drown'd him, if he did he'd still be blub, blub, blub under the water LOL Jordan says "he's so fu**ing annoying"...Jordan wants PB&J...Jeff says to make one...Jordan says jelly's fattening...Jeff says "with a glass of milk" :) ...Jordan asks if he wants to?...Jeff says no, he ate like shit today. Jordan asks Jeff if she pissed off Russell when she pinched Jeff's belly fat? she did it on purpose...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because Russell asked if she didn't like muscles and she said she likes guys with a little bit of meat on them, that night she slept in the HOH with Jessie, it was like sleeping next to a rock, no cushion, would Jeff want a stick skinny girl that's all bones?...Jeff says "no, I don't like that" 😉 Ronnie is heard cackling in the background and Jeff says that honestly he's going to have to tell him to STFU...Jordan feels like they can't go anywhere...Jeff says he hasn't talked in a week and is now going off...brief FISH...Jeff is telling Jordan about how Michele is running her mouth to the others about what they talked about...Jordan says something about Kevin and Jeff says he hopes they stick to the plan. Out of the blue Jordan says "does my hair look bad?" LOL Jeff knowingly smiles... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "no, it doesn't look bad"...Jordan says "K"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing, I was looking at your hair" 😉 Jordan wants PB&J...Jeff says to make some...Jordan is hesitant to it, asks if it's bad?...Jeff says who cares, she knows she wants it...Jordan wonders if she should have cookies and milk...Jeff thinks it might be better than PB&J...Jeff wants more of his leftovers but they're gone...Jeff says he's starting to get short with people, they're getting on his nerves...Jordan asks if her teeth look white?...Jeff says yeah, super white, almost scary LOL ...feeds go to fish… JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 4 11:15-11:18pm Feeds return from fish...Jordan says "quit"...Jeff says he's just saying he has a feeling she's going to prove herself this week :) ...Jordan smiles...Jeff says "I talked all good about you in the DR"...Jordan says "do you? what'd you say? tell me"...Jeff says he can't tell her...Jordan says they don't ask her questions about Jeff...Jeff says "they don't?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says they maybe asked once or twice...FISH...Jordan is saying she's hungry LOL Jeff says to just make something...Jordan says she doesn't know what she wants to eat...Jeff says to eat a bowl of cereal...Jordan says how about cottage cheese...Jeff nods yes...Jordan asks what's better?...Jeff says cottage cheese, it's not too bad, cereal as well, fruit...Jordan says "salad?"...Jordan says there are fresh tomatoes in there...Jeff says he's pissed about how Lydia picked the veggies from the garden too early and they didn't even eat them, they never got a chance to grow...Jordan asks if he wants to go and eat stuff from the garden?...Jeff says it's all inside...Jordan emphasizes she meant the stuff inside...Jeff says "I'll bust your teeth out" LOL Jeff says she'll like the tomatoes inside there...Jordan says yeah, she'll feel fat again...Jeff says tomato is the best thing she can eat, it's like a fruit...Jordan says for them to go and asks if he wants to stay out there...Jeff says he has to pee anyway...they get up and leave the hammock to go inside…

August 13 Jeff straddles Jordan 12-12:10am This is a mix of feeds & Showtime After Dark footage which covers the previous entry and JeJo going into the RR. Jeff straddles Jordan in the 3rd part. Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqzp-HcnJZQ Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hXvAjAg0NU Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqKk2O7VpKg JeJo move to the RR 12:10-12:41am When the feeds return Jeff & Jordan are laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR. They are cuddling. Michele is there talking with them. They are talking about making over Michele. Jeff throws his two cents in every once in awhile, lol. They talk about winning HOH and the possible comp coming up. Jeff gets out of bed to use the bathroom and then he comes back... Jordan, I don’t get it 12:42-12:48am This is probably one of my favorite yet frustrating Jeff & Jordan moments ♥ ...editorializing here...by this point Jeff & Jordan had made out the one night with Ronno in the room and since then Jordan had put the stops on pretty much any real kissing after that. I think Jeff was confused and getting mixed signals from Jordan, he probably didn't understand how she could be so touchy feely with him at times but wouldn't at least kiss him a bit more, showing more real affection, especially at night since it seemed obvious she liked him...so during this exchange Jeff cuddles with Jordan and says "Jordan, I don't get it" Jordan asks him "get what?" and he says "stuff"...it's clear to me he was wanting to understand how she really felt about him...I loved that moment because it showed how much Jeff was falling for Jordan and wanted her to reciprocate feelings back or at the very least admit that she wanted to be more than BFF. Poor Jeff LOL Jeff walks back to the RR from the bathroom, Jordan sweetly smiles at Jeff as he gets back in bed...Jeff gives Jordan a sweet kiss on the cheek/face... Jeff gets comfy in bed, they lean their heads into each other...Jordan asks what shirt Jeff is wearing? (under his hoodie)...Jeff says it's an M with broncos, it's a football shirt...Jordan asks what the M stands for? Michigan?...Jeff says it's actually a high school called Montini...Jordan says mmm, Montini, that's a weird name... Jeff says that his buddy coaches wrestling there, they went to a football game and he got him a free t-shirt...Jordan aww's...Jeff says aww, why'd she say that? he wanted Jeff to support the team, they used to play them when he was in high school and get their ass whipped and now he's supporting them. Michele comes out from the HN room, she looks for a blanket, finds one and goes back in the room, JeJo say goodnight to her...Jeff takes this chance to cover them up with the blanket, he puts his face real close to Jordan's...Jordan doesn't kiss him... Jeff backs up a little and says "Jordan, I don't get it"...Jordan says "get what?...hmm?"...Jeff says "stuff"...they lay quietly and then Jordan puts up her face to Jeff's and giggles saying "don't you hate that?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "when people are right up in your face?"...Jeff puts his face right up in Jordan's saying like this?...Jordan says "no, you weirdo"...Jeff asks if his breath smells?...Jordan says no, hers probably does, she covers her mouth...Jeff says she always does that, he says "lemme smell?"...Jordan shrieks no!...they giggle...Jordan says she doesn't like being up in people's faces and vice versa... Jeff turns a little and says he just took Tums...he's got odge, odjida (heartburn)...Jeff, while trying to touch Jordan on the chest, says it's like heartburn...Jordan who is jumpy, pushes Jeff's hand away and then says sorry...Jeff reaches for Jordan under the covers and they laugh...Jeff says "don't touch me"...Jordan groans a little and Jeff says he was making sure she didn't touch him LOL ...Jeff says it's over 😏 Jordan points at Jeff's dimples saying he has dimples..."cuuute" 🥰...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to fill them in with cement or something? (huh?) Jordan is perplexed at that one haha...Jordan says that right now, the way Jeff looks he looks like her dad's friend Clel...they banter a little about Clel and Jeff says he never heard that name but he does have an aunt Clelia 😜 Jordan says that's cool. Jeff caresses Jordan's face and once again Jordan starts goofing around to break the romantic tension...Jeff asks Jordan to crack his fingers...Michele comes out of the HN room again saying that she remembers now the word she couldn't remember before, the one about rats showing they're ready for sex, the word is "presenting"...satisfied that she has shown how highly intelligent she is Michele goes back in the HN room but not before Jeff cracks the joke "go present yourself, I'll be right there"...Michele is giggling and Jeff says that now Michele is going to be all flustered from his comment, he was just joking...they giggle...Jordan continues cracking Jeff's fingers...feeds go to fish... Halfway Resolution Pact 12:50-1am Feeds return from fish with Jordan talking about how everyone outside the house (fam & friends of theirs) will know who the HG's are but they won't know ❔LOL and how people outside the house (not fam & friends) will assume to know what type of people the HG's are from seeing how they are on TV as opposed to how she knows the HG's (Jeff) are, she asks if that makes sense?... Jeff says yeah, they don't know Jeff as well as she does...Jordan says not really but nevermind...Jeff says it depends on how they're portrayed on TV, hopefully it's good. Jeff asks Jordan if he understood what she was trying to get across?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says that what's cool is when he tells a story, for eg. about Jordan then his fam & friends will already know all about her...Jordan says the hardest thing is she'll miss 3 months of events, gossip with her friends...Jeff says she'll be caught up in a week...Jordan says she yaps on the phone forever...Jeff says "imagine what it'll be like the first 2/3 days you're back"...FISH...when they return Jeff is lamenting the cold weather in November (after getting back)...Jordan says she didn't bring that many jackets... Jeff says they still have a lot of time left in the sun...Jordan says it feels like it will be over soon, they're already halfway there and it feels like it just started...Jeff says it depends how you look at it, it feels like 3 months but then otoh it has gone by fast, once they're done then it will really seemed to have gone by fast...Jordan says they'll miss it...Jeff says they'll be sad when they leave...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you're with these people for 3 months... Jordan says she'll be waiting for the music to wake her up, to change her batteries...Jeff says when you'll miss it is when you wake up in your real life and you'll ask where is everybody, you'll want to go to the pool instead of work, when you really think about it and put it in perspective they're so lucky...Jordan says they definitely are...Jeff says they'd be a lot better off...Jordan says she has to quit complaining...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she gets irritated sometimes...Jeff says he does too... Jordan says that's what they're going to call it, like New Year's resolution...Jeff says "this is our halfway resolution?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff puts up his pinky...Jordan puts up hers and they pinky swear that they'll have a better attitudes, they will be positive, not complain, get up in the morning and not sleep so late...Jeff asks they start after he's a HN?...Jordan agrees...Jeff laughs...Jordan continues saying they'll try their hardest on everything, stay positive, what else?...Jeff says that's pretty good, how about enjoy every minute...Jordan agrees and says she won't eat so much cookie dough...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she'll reach her goal of losing 10 lbs and Jeff has to help her...Jeff says that Jordan won't get mad when he tries to help her, like when he asks her a question to support her and she takes it the wrong way and gets pissed at him...Jordan says ok...Jordan says she'll try and quit throwing stones at Jeff all the time...Jeff says "wow, I like this already" 😊 Jeff says he wants this in writing LOL...Jordan says she'll try and be nice and do 50/50 in back rubbing, she'll try...Jeff says "wow, where are all these ideas coming from?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, they're popping in her head...Jeff says "Jordan trying to be positive, I love it"...Jordan says she'll try and not make fun of Jeff even though she tries to make him cooler...she laughs...Jordan says she'll give Jeff better haircuts, not mess them up...Jeff says they're drifting...Jordan says they're not, they're staying focused...Jordan says they'll eat healthy, Jeff cooks every night, Jordan will cook sometimes but Jeff is the main cook, she'll clean and he'll cook...Jeff says "that's a deal sister" 🤝 Jordan kisses their hands, Jeff does the same and then says "now smoke it", he smokes it, puts it out and throws it...Jordan does the same, they laugh...Jordan says "that's our halfway resolution" :) ...Jordan says to hold on, she wants to add more, they hold pinkies again...Jeff says they already smoked it...Jordan says they'll smoke another one...Jordan says halfway to their halfway resolution they are going to not get down, think they can do everything and it won't be over until Julie Chen says they're evicted...Jeff asks if they can bust stuff after?...Jordan says they can bust a move...Jordan asks "ready?"...they kiss the pinky swear... ...smoke it, rub it out and throw it away...they laugh...Jeff says he likes it, they're positive now...Jordan says it starts after Jeff is not a HN, it could start tomorrow if Jeff wins HOH...Jeff says that would start the positive vibes perfectly...Jeff says he likes where they're at...Jordan says "focus, motivation"...Jeff says "inspiration"...Jordan says "responsibility"...Jeff cracks up, so does Jordan...Jeff says "so you just yelling things out now?...drywall paneling!!" 😂 Lincoln Technical Institute 1am JeJo continue laughing about the words they were using, motivation, inspiration, etc...Jeff says that they sound like a commercial for Lincoln Technical Institute...Jeff asks if Jordan has those?...Jordan says no, what is that?...Jeff says they work on motors or some shit, when he sees the commercials he gets pissed...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it goes "want to better your life and your career? work at Lincoln Tech", they show them drilling stuff into a motor...Jordan says she's seen one but isn't sure it's the same...Jeff says he gets pissed off… Add ons to the HRP - Earrings & Bears Tix 1-1:09am Jeff says he's so pumped right now, he wants to start their resolution right now...Jordan says they're on their way to success...Jeff says he can't wait to go sleep on a hard bed, he's gonna love it :) ...Jordan says she gets to sleep on a comfy bed, yeah!...Jeff asks what she's doing...Jordan says sorry, she just had to throw one stone...Jeff asks if she doesn't like his bed?...Jordan says nevermind...Jeff asks if she was being sarcastic? he was being sarcastic but she said it starts tomorrow...Jordan giggles... Jordan remembers more she wants to add onto the halfway resolution...she grabs Jeff's pinky again and says that in case of eviction Jeff has to give her his blue hat, his shirt, his sweatpants and the other hat, deal?...Jeff says "no deal, I'm not smoking that"...Jordan continues saying that if Jeff wins the half million dollars he has to buy her a brand new pair of earrings...Jeff is so cute here, he says "uhh, how, what, how much?"...Jordan isn't sure, they will have to see, ok?...Jeff says he'll smoke half of that, he'll get her something nice...Jordan says she's just kidding, being funny, they don't have to smoke to that...Jeff says first it was a purse...Jordan says but she's wearing two different earrings, a square and a round...Jeff asks how much they are for real?...Jordan says a good pair are like...Jeff says 5G's?...Jordan says no, you can get good ones for a thousand...Jeff says "oh really, if you want I'll smoke that, I'll get you a pair for sure"...Jordan says she's kidding, she doesn't want anything... Jeff says he'll smoke one by himself right now and he does...Jeff says if he wins she gets earrings...Jordan says if she wins he'll get season tickets to the Bears game, she smokes it...Jeff says he didn't see her smoke it...Jordan sits up and smokes it ... Jeff cracks up!! 🤣 Jeff says "yes! I've always wanted season's tickets to the Bears, that's awesome...I like our resolution, halfway"...Jordan says she does too...Jeff says they have to remind each other even when they're crabby and they can't get crabby at the other person for doing that...Jordan says ok... Jordan says she's getting sleepy, she's taking her mic off but Jeff can stay in the bed...Jeff says he'd rather than go in there...Jeff says this is like old times...Jordan says this way Jeff can't come in and beat her (in the morning)...Jeff says he's going into the SS room...they joke around about what they'll do tomorrow morning...Jordan suddenly says goodnight...Jeff makes that frustrated face implying he doesn't want to just say goodnight but wants a goodnight kiss LOL...FISH & when the feeds return Jordan is in bed by herself, Jeff has gone to the HN room and is telling Michele all about their halfway resolution...Jordan is seen smiling...😊 Jeff uses the Coup d’Etat 4pm-7pm Jeff, in one of the greatest moments in BB history, uses the Coup D'Etat power to take Lydia and Russell off the block and place Jessie and Natalie there. Chima is stunned and pissed. Lydia is relieved until she realizes Jessie is going up. Russell is grateful but still votes to keep Jessie. Jordan is mouth agape in shock when Jeff stands up to use it...she had no clue he was the Wizard. Michele and Kevin vote to evict Jessie along with Jordan and he is evicted by a vote of 3-2 and is sent packing...with no bag lol Not shown on feeds but on live TV. You know ;) 8:51-8:53pm Jeff has just used the Coup d'Etat hours earlier, Jessie is gone, the house is filled with tension...Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table by himself, he has his serious face on, he's unimpressed with how the other side of the house is handling the situation... Jeff needs Jordan...he walks over to to the kitchen area where Jordan is washing dishes...Jeff says "more dishes?"...Jordan says "of course, you know they're going to do it to be assholes"...Jeff starts preparing iced tea...they look at each other and Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nuthin, gettin some iced tea"...Jordan says she's getting her usual Thursday headache...Jeff smiles and says he already took an Advil...Jordan says it's every Thursday. Jeff sweetly says "you hungry?" Jordan says "yeah it'll be here soon...you know?" Jeff says "yes I do know" Jordan says "you know I'm taking over this shirt right?" Jeff softly says "I had a feeling" Jordan says she'll give it back, it's just comfy, it probably needs to be washed, she cleaned in it, she took a shower earlier but didn't wash her face yet because she thought she might get called to the DR. Jeff says "you love that shirt huh?" Jordan says "I know...so...you know" 😊 Jeff says "your friends are going to, you say you know after every single sentence" Jordan says "what?" Jeff says "you say you know after every single sentence, you know?" Jordan laughs and Jeff says "your friends are going to kill you" ☺️ Russell then comes to talk to Jeff about how stupid the others are acting by moving around their stuff and they leave to check it out... Good job pinch & hug 11:13-11:15pm Jeff and Jordan come inside after deciding to go hang out up in Michele's HOH room with her & Russell...Jeff heads to the bathroom and is brushing his teeth. Jordan comes into the bathroom and pinches Jeff's butt. 😊 She then hugs/pats him from behind and says "good job" Jeff asks if he can get a backscratch? (later)...Jordan mmm, hmm's and hugs Jeff tight. Jordan says she feels bad that he has to sleep in the HN room...Jeff says it's ok...she leaves shortly after...

August 10 Pre-proposal closeness 12:04-12:22am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D323TVOkg9I Jeff is sitting down on the couches in the BY. Jordan comes over and sits on his legs. Jeff asks Jordan if she is going to lay down with him again before he goes to bed?...she jokes around and says no and he says he needs that, he needs to unwind with her. :) She then moves over and sits next to him on the same chair. She leans back and lays on Jeff's chest. They then talk with Russell about leaving behind something for others when being evicted. Jordan is mad that no one left her anything. Jeff says of course he will leave her something, he'll want her to wear it (and she did 😉)...Jordan wants Jeff's blue Aurora hat, another shirt and his sweatpants. Jeff says "here's the thing, I'm not planning on going nowhere so..." Jordan laughs... Jeff says "relax with all that shit" LOL Jordan says if she left she doesn't know what she'd leave...Jeff looks at Jordan intently and says "your pink bra, I'd wear it" 😋 Jordan says she's gotta have the bra, it's the only one she has...Jeff asks how she brought 15 pairs of jeans and only one bra? Jordan gets distracted with Russell, Russell says she can keep his sweatshirt she's wearing and he'll give Jeff a pair of his favorite shorts...Jordan says good, she didn't bring a sweatshirt like that and when she meets him in the jury house, she'll give it back...Russell says alright, fair enough. Jeff asks "what else do you want? this is hypothetical, cuz I'm not going nowhere"...Jordan starts but Russell interrupts again showing off his shirt that "gets a lot of ladies" ) 🥱 Jordan answers saying she wants Jeff's Aurora hat, his newsboy hat, his sweatpants, his blue shirt...Jeff says "what do you want me to wear home? a chicken suit?"...Jordan laughs... Jeff says his newsboy hat's not going nowhere...Jordan says he can leave her all that and if she leaves, she doesn't know what she can give him...Russell wants something of hers, her Beer shirt...Jordan likes that shirt...Russell says they'll trade...Jordan says she'll give him underwear LOL Jordan says she doesn't have anything Gucci to give...Jeff says if he leaves all his Aurora shit there, he'll have to go back to his college and demand free shit because he wore their stuff on TV. :) Russell says he'll leave her his jammies...Jordan agrees saying she'll take those over his sweatshirt...Jordan says she can rock the sweatshirt though, in Charlotte she'll go to bars dressed in sweats...Russell says she'll look better in an Aurora sweater... Jeff says he'll send her one...Jordan says "oh yeah, do"...Jordan asks if the sweats were Jeff's brother's, did he go to that school?...Jeff says no, he used to give him his college stuff as gifts, no one knows what Aurora is though...Jordan asks if it's a small college?...Jeff says yeah, but it's a university...Jordan says she'll take the blue hat, it fits her. Russell leaves to put his clothes away...Jeff says his blue hat is popular, everyone has rocked it...Jordan says Natalie has...Jeff says he better not leave then… Jordan says Jeff will make it to the final 2...Jeff doesn't like everyone saying he's making it to final 2 cuz that gives him a target...Jordan says once Jessie is outta there, it will be smooth sailing for Jeff... Jeff says it isn't just "him", it's "them", she'll be right beside him in the top 2, for her not to worry her pretty face...Jordan says "oh no, I'll probably go before you" (nope!)...Jeff says if he goes, he'll go before her (yep!)...they discuss further when they might be evicted...Jeff says he's not even gonna lie, if she makes it further than him, he will be a little pissed 😉... Jordan says if you look at past seasons, they always get rid of the big dogs...Jordan goes over who is left and that fact they're not that strong...Jeff says Michele is being all chummy up there (HOH)...Jordan says it's just because she's kissing Chima's ass...Jeff asks if Jordan still talks to Michele? and the feeds go to fish... Jeff says that he tossed & turned all night with Michele next to him, they talk about the weird noises Michele makes at night and even during the day...Jordan says since they pointed it out, she notices it and it drives her nuts...Jeff says she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs 😜...Jordan laughs...Jeff says that Ronnie said she had night terrors... Russell comes back, he's being annoying wanting to go into the DR with JeJo, he's tipsy, luckily he leaves again to go ask the DR if they will let them all in to do a joint DR session...as soon as Russell goes inside, Jeff says into his mic "say no to Russell's question cuz I don't feel like going in there" 😂 Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff says he doesn't feel like going in there, Russell is all smashed, now all of a sudden he's all on board with the ones he helped evict...Jordan says that Russell was saying earlier he would backstab them all and she thought, alright then, you don't get my vote...Jeff says it will be something to play later on… I LOVE THIS CONVO, it’s very telling & cute! Jordan tells Jeff that Russell is right, she has already prepared herself, she knows it's a game and everybody wants their 500K and she's not saying Jeff will backstab her but who knows what will happen...Jeff hmm's and says why wouldn't he want to bring her to the final 2?...Jordan says she doesn't know, he could backstab her...Jeff says "why would you say that? " Jordan says she doesn't know, who knows, you never know...Jeff asks Jordan if she would backstab him?...Jordan says in a heartbeat, she says she's just kidding! God! she says now he's going to be all weary...Jordan says "Jeff, I'm kidding"...she says that if she didn't care she wouldn't have talked to him in the beginning when everyone was ignoring him...Jeff asks why did she talk to him?...Jordan says because she thought Jeff was cool and she had a good vibe about him...Jeff says whatever it was thanks...Jordan says you're welcome. :) Russell is back with them & they continue chatting... Ross is going to grill JeJo 1:01am Jeff & Natalie are playing pool...Jordan has been sitting on the couches, she gets up to walk around and stretch a little, she says "oh man"...Natalie goes inside to check if they have the good chips for the guacamole...Jeff pretends to throw his pool stick javelin style towards Jordan :)...the feeds have been mostly off the BY for the last half hour or so, so not sure what prompted this conversation but...Jordan says "everybody putting us on the spot"... Jeff (probably remembering how Ross asked both Jeff and Jordan about showmances) says "I know, I feel like we're getting interviewed by that one guy, he's gonna grill it"...Jordan giggles and says "yeah he is"...Jeff says "what's his name?"...Jordan says "Ross"...Jeff says "yeah"...they go silent... Natalie who has been in and out during this and apparently has supersonic hearing says "Ross Matthews?"...Jordan says "he's so funny"...Natalie trips and Jeff laughs, they talk about BB fixing the edge of the patio… The Proposal (the first & fake one 😉😉🥰) 1:06-1:09am Jeff & Natalie are playing pool. Jordan is in the BY walking around, pretending to work out :) Natalie tells Jordan that she is right about one of the things she said earlier...Jordan says "if you weren't with your boyfriend you would date Jessie" Natalie nods yes without Jeff seeing...Jordan says I knew it, I'm psychic. Jeff says don't you think your boyfriend is going to get pissed if he hears that? Natalie says she didn't say anything, Jordan said that. Jeff says she just said that. Jeff points at Natalie and says that she said Jordan was right about that...Natalie denies it and says she was right about something she said earlier...she didn't confirm or deny that was the statement...LIAR! 🤥 LOL Jordan laughs...Jeff says she is crazy, she's going to have to answer some questions when she gets out and not to Ross. Natalie says if the circumstances were different she would possibly date Jessie, he's a good guy. Jeff says Jessieeee! 😛 Jeff says Jesus why don't you marry him. Natalie says why don't you marry Jordan? 😈😇 Jeff says "Jordan, do you want to get married?" Jordan says "yeah Jeff!" Jeff says "f**k yeah we're engaged!" Natalie says "am I invited to the wedding?" Jeff says they can't even pop champagne because he can't even drink it. Jordan says "you better buy me a cute ring"💍 Jeff says "cute ring? one of us better win this fu**ing competition"...they all laugh. Natalie says her ring has to be princess cut, she loves it. Jordan says to Jeff "I want a square cut diamond ok? k?" Jeff says "yeah Jordan you got it" Jordan says "and you better put a lot of thought into it" Jeff says "I'm going to get you diamond grills" 😁 Jordan says "no, I want a square cut diamond" Jeff says "you'll be happy with what I get you" 😊 Jeff goes to take a shot and says "I can't believe I'm engaged" 😂 Natalie snickers...and says can I announce it to the house? Jeff says that is how rumors start… Awkwardness & JeJo describe their BB intros 3:06-3:11am Jeff & Michele have been talking in the SS room...Jordan walks in and is heard saying "what's up?" but the cams are still on the GR...cams switch to the SS room...Jordan is telling them about Russell who is outside sparring and making a lot of noise...Jordan sits on the slide since Michele is sitting on JeJo's bed and things are a little awkward... Jordan says she is so wide awake, are they?...Jeff who sounds sleepy says "kinda"..Jordan again asks "what's up?"...Michele says nothing, they were talking about food comps...Jordan nods her head and laughs...Jeff says "what?"...Michele says her and Jeff are going to eat liver...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try some?...Jordan says no, she needs to take a shower, she stinks...Jordan says she can't get motivated to shower...Jeff mumbles they have a bad sleep schedule...Jordan says she has to get off the schedule...Jeff says "me too" Jordan stands up to tie her hair and demonstrates what Russell is doing outside, he was yelling so she went out there thinking maybe Jeff and Russell were fighting, she didn't know where Jeff was...Jordan heads over to her luggage and chest of drawers to get her clothes for after her shower...Michele doesn't ask but tells Jordan that she's going to have to borrow some of her clothes ...Jordan feels like some of her clothes are missing, she pulls out her cute "country" top...saying that she wore it on the day BB came to film her for their introductions, she wore that, with a jean skirt and knee high cowboy boots...Jeff says "country" :) ... Jordan says they told her to wear it and a girl from work came over and did her hair wavy, she was so nervous, she was drinking and she was sweating so bad, she asked if the cameras would pick up on her sweating? she felt like a hoochie...Michele says she'd love to see her in that outfit...Jordan says she should have brought her boots, they're cute...Jordan shows how she said "I'm Jordan" all cutesy...Michele says she looked so supremely dorky...Jeff says he looked like an idiot too...Jordan laughs... Jeff says he was playing football and his friends kept whipping him on the ground, he'd have to say something and they'd tackle him and they fu**ing kept whipping him down and he said "dude! fu**ing relax!", they all wanted to get on camera, he was like "stop already"...Jordan says it's embarrassing... Jeff says they were throwing the ball around...Jordan says one of her friends called her saying she was hungover and had no makeup (for the shoot), the other 2 friends got lost on their way downtown (to the bowling alley) so she had to get the salon to help them get there, it was a mess...Jordan says she'll be back and leaves to take a shower...Jeff says "oh Johhrdan" :) Scoot sideways Jeff (and get off my bed Michele) 3:26-3:37am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd6HMqkdKP8 Jordan returns from taking a shower and marks her territory immediately by telling Jeff to scoot sideways so she can sit down on the bed...Michele gets the hint and moves over and then gets up later...awkward ... (interesting that just seconds before this Michele had been laying down facing Jeff, she sat up right before Jordan walked in, I can only imagine how much more awkward it would have been...) Jeff asks Jordan to do him a huge favor, get his water that's outside, she says she will and gets up to do it but Jeff says no, no, he's gotta go pee...Jordan, with sass, says "whatever"...Jeff lets it go and goes to get his cup, he places it on the dresser while Jordan is saying she shouldn't have eaten all that candy...Jeff puts his fingers to his ears signalling he doesn't even want to hear it 🙉 he leaves… Jordan sits back down, her & Michele chit chat about random stuff...Jeff comes back and Russell comes in too...Jeff says Jordan's lips are shiny...Jordan says it's Vaseline...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and she whispers something about his pinky nail being small like hers, she says when she goes to the nail place they comment on it...Jeff says he has all kinds of paper cuts... Jordan grabs Jeff's hand again and says that everybody outside was putting them on the spot about them being a couple... Jordan continues examining Jeff's hand and says that Jeff's thumb looks like the big fat guy from Star Wars...Jeff says "Jabba the Hut?"...Jordan says yeah, it looks like him...Jeff looks at Jordan saying "where'd you get that from?"... Jordan says it's cuz it's smushed at the top and then gets fat...LOL Jordan asks if he's ever thought about that?....Jeff says no but he will now every time he looks at his thumb now... 😅 Jordan says her friend has a hammer head thumb...Jeff says "gross" ...Jordan grabs Jeff's nipple and then Jeff pinches Jordan's nose... Jordan lays down saying that Jeff's fingers aren't bad....Jordan says it feels good to lay down...Jeff says "mmm, hmm, sing it sister"...Jordan says her legs are really hairy and for Jeff to feel...Jeff feels but doesn't think they're that bad...Russell starts complaining wanting the AC on in the room...Jordan starts singing, she is hyper...Jordan wants Jeff to sing with her...he's not in the mood, he wants to wind down, he asks if they can shut off the lights...Jordan says Michele is drying her nails...Jeff says it's late..Michele doesn't mind turning them off, she gets up and turns them off... Not in the mood for games 3:37-3:39am Michele turns off the lights...Jordan wants to sing...Jeff says that will be too loud, it's 3:30...Jordan says it doesn't feel like it...Jeff takes off his glasses, puts them away, he says it's because Jordan sleeps all day...Jeff says Jordan can do it, do a song...Jordan wants everybody to play, it would be more fun to hear everyone's responses...Michele is just sitting there quietly in the dark... Jordan asks "Michele?"...Michele answers her...Jordan didn't know she was there, she wants to play a game...Michele asks what game they're playing?...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to play the game they were playing last night?...Jeff says that Jordan keeps telling them about that game like it was a good one...Michele didn't hear about the game. Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair and says they would pick a number between 1 & 100...Russell who is cranky and wants to go to sleep says "that's a horrible game" 🤨...Jordan asks if they have any other ones? Does Jeff? No?... Jeff says he's trying to think of one...Russell says he has one, it's called "close your eyes and see who goes to bed the fastest" ...Jordan says "oh my gosh! Michele and them (Jeff is them?) can't even go to sleep in here"...Russell says he's going to try that again, he repeats the game...Jeff says it's funny they're all in there and there's not one person in the room next to them... Jordan likes the room because it's dark, normally it's cold but not tonight...they quiet down and Michele gets up leave the awkwardness...Jordan asks her how they're sleeping in the HN room?...Michele mumbles something inaudible, Jordan laughs...the feeds cut out... Late night chat - Winding down/Mmm Hmm/Country sass 3:41-3:54am When the feeds return Jeff is going over their day...he says Jordan had the movie, he was in the pool, he took a nap, he made liver...Jordan says you ate it?...Jeff says he did, a whole piece, it wasn't that bad...Jordan asks why he ate it?...Jeff says to try something new, he & Michele shared it, it wasn't as bad as she thinks because he seasoned it...Jordan asks if it was slimy?...Jeff says no, it was tough, beef liver...Jordan asks where it came from? a cow?...Jeff says yep, the chicken one is grainy (ewww) and the beef one you could taste the beef but it still had the liver taste, he ate it quick so not to smell it, he pounded it with water, he would eat it again, Michele said she wouldn't...Jordan says eww, Jeff, liver, that's gross... Jordan can't get comfy...Jeff asks if she wants him to leave?...Jordan says he's fine, she reaches back for Jeff to touch him...Jeff says he made slop with salt, pepper & garlic to make it taste different and then he put BBQ sauce, the trick is to make it taste different, he also made swiss chard, it's like lettuce, he picked some from the garden with peppers, eggplant, he fried it in oil and put salsa, it was good for real... Jordan says for Jeff to make some for her when she's on slop please...Jeff says he will if there's anything left in the garden...Jeff says he made it while they were in the movie, it ended up being not a lot, he split it in fours... Jeff says Jordan is mmm, hmm"ing him...Jordan says she's listening...Jeff's not so sure lol...Jeff says what if they played scary music...Jordan would freak out...Jeff says if someone came out in a mask and they banged on the walls...Jordan would cry...Russell pipes up complaining that there's so much noise (from behind the walls)...he bangs on the wall, asks wtf are they doing?...Jeff says "running a show"...Russell says "jerk off ..I'm not going crazy, you hear that right?"...Jordan and Jeff say "yeah"... Jordan says she'd like to see what goes on behind the walls...Jeff says he'd love to go back and see all the camera angles and stuff after the show, it'd be cool...Jeff says it's weird that these people know them and they don't know them...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says Jordan is just mmm, hmm'ing him...Jordan cuddles into Jeff saying she's not, she's listening...silence... Jeff leans into Jordan asking her to tell him a story...Jordan says about what?...Jeff reaches over to caress her hair...he asks if she's tired at least? They whisper to each other, Jordan shifts over...they hold hands in silence...Jeff giggles thinking Jordan made a noise...Jordan says it was Russell's stomach, is he asleep? how does he do it, seriously...Jeff says he doesn't know, he wishes he had a switch to fall asleep...Jeff counts down the nights left in the HN room, he hopes he doesn't go on slop next week, he's not really having problems at all but obviously he'd like to eat food...Jordan says it's the showers...Jeff doesn't mind those...Jordan doesn't like them...Jeff says obviously again, he'd like a warm shower, once you get in there it's fine, it's just the beginning...Jordan mmm hmm's...Jeff says "stop mmm, hmm'ing me"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "if you don't want to listen, then say I don't want to listen"... Jordan cuddles into Jeff and says she's listening but she has a headache, she gets one every night because her ear hurts, right down in her ear it hurts...Jeff says inside, does she want to shove a Q-tip in there? she should try and pop it...Jordan says it makes her jaw hurt...Jeff says she should pop it, why doesn't she try?...Jordan doesn't want to, she's scared it will mess her up...Jeff explains how to do it, she tries but says it made it worse Jeff says no, it didn't, maybe there's water in there and it moved it...Jeff rubs her ear a little and asks there?...Jordan says yeah but it's not doing much...Jeff says "you know what'll help? if you scratch my back and play with my hair" Jordan mmm's at something going on unseen...Jeff imitates Jordan saying "Jayeff!"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair again saying that it's weird that her dad's name is Jeff...Jeff says Jordan doesn't call him Jeff though...Jordan says she calls him dad, that's why it's not too weird to say his name, she's used to saying dad. Jeff describing Jordan says "you go, Jeff!! and I go what? and you go, you're gettin on my nerves"...Jordan giggles saying he's not, she said it that one time because she got mad at him...Jeff says "for no reason"...Jordan says "I get mad at you sometimes"...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says when she feels he's ignoring him or when he's being a butthole, he can be one sometimes...Jeff says sometimes he doesn't want to talk to her...Jordan says "thanks, appreciate it"...Jeff says "you make me sick so I get a throw up feeling in my mouth"...Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "uh, really?"... Jeff laughs, rolls over to spoon Jordan and says "nooo"...Jordan says "I was about to say"...Jeff says "what? go back to your own room?"...Jordan says she was just going to say "wow"...Jeff says "no, sometimes I just don't feel like talking...Johrdan...is that ok?"...Jordan says "yeah, but I like to talk"...Jeff says "me too" but he says he doesn't want to bother her in bed...Jordan says that's cuz she's sleeping and he wants to talk or he wants to aggravate her... Jeff says like this morning, he came in and said move over...Jordan says she did move over and she told him he could stay, he just got up and left...Jeff says that Jordan said she was uncomfortable, he laid down for one second, he had just woken up, he thought "I can't deal with your country sass right now" Jeff giggles to himself... Jordan says she wasn't being mean at all, he took it the wrong way, that's his fault...Jeff says sorry, he was up for 8 seconds...Jordan says she knows and then he got up...Jeff touches Jordan somewhere, she giggles, it makes him say that Jordan is quick with that...Jordan says she's used to it, haha, she's kidding... Late night chat - Jeff’s deodorant/Pittin’ 3:54-4am JeJo continue chatting...Jordan says "Jeffro...what do your friends call you?"...Jeff says "J to the Izzo" ...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff laughs saying no...Jordan laughs and asks again...Jeff says "Jeff"...Jordan asks if he has a nickname?...Jeff says sometimes his friends call him by his last name...Jordan says "Schoeder right"...Jeff says yay!...Jordan says they say "hey Schroeder"...Jeff doesn't answer... Jordan says "smell my armpit"...Jeff says he did, it smells good (these two! LOL)...Jordan says it's Jeff's deodorant...Jeff says he was just going to say, did she use it...Jordan says she uses it every day...Jeff says sometimes he notices because it's not in the same place he left it and he thinks "oh, Jordan"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says if it was someone else he'd get fired up, he doesn't like people playing with his shit, he gets pissed...Jordan says nuh-uh...Jeff says not at her...Jordan says good, hers is almost out. Jeff says Jordan gets away with a lot of shit with him...Jordan says why? and she answers for him saying it's because she's his BFF, his only BFF in the house, if he had other BFF's he'd get mad...Jeff says she is getting a little comfortable...Jordan says "with what? for using deodorant?"...Jeff says no with him doing stuff for her, he will point it out...Jordan asks for what? like today when she asked him to make hamburger?...Jeff says she doesn't ask, she expects it while she's asking so it's like she's saying make me a hamburger now cuz I just asked you to...Jordan says she did not...Jeff says it sounded like it...Jordan says she said please...Jeff laughs saying he was about to take that frying pan (and smash her with it LOL)...they laugh...Jordan says she said please...Jeff says he'll cook for her...Jordan says he said he didn't have anything to do...Jeff says he'll cook for her if she wants. Jordan starts laughing smelling Jeff, she asks what deodorant does he have on?...Jeff says "that one but I put it on a long time ago"...Jordan says she likes that smell better...Jeff says "it's the same one"...Jordan says it smells different...Jeff says "yours is fresh, mine has a little Jeff on it"☺️ Jeff asks if it smells bad? Jordan says no...Jeff asks where she is?...Jordan who is in Jeff's armpit says "right here"...Jeff says "why do you like it in there?"...Jordan says "I just like pittin' down here"...Jeff says "pittin?"...Jordan corrects herself saying she likes sittin down there...Jeff was wondering, lol, he asks if this is a regular thing with her?...Jordan says no, she just likes it down there...Jeff says "I like pittin' :)” LOL Jordan giggles... Jordan says she doesn't like that Jeff feels skinny...Jeff says he's not that skinny...Jordan says she feels like he is...Jeff says he hasn't lost that much weight...Jordan says Jeff's swimming trunks were hanging low...Jeff noticed that...Jordan says his crack was hanging out...Jeff noticed that too, but sometimes you don't even care...Jordan says the weight comes off of them, why doesn't it with her?...Jeff says he has to work out tomorrow...Jordan doesn't like him skinny, when he's done slop he's eating a whole thing of cookie dough...Jeff says no, real food, a lot of it...Jordan wants to fatten him up...Jeff says why does she want him fat?...Jordan says not fat... Jeff says he will eat a lot, he wants pasta, he's going to make a jam pasta...Jordan asks what kind?...Jeff's not sure, maybe with steak or chicken or a spicy tuna sauce...Jordan eww's... Late night chat - Ticklefest/Goodnight 4-4:13am JeJo continue chatting...Jeff ponders what pasta he'll make, he says maybe he'll make it with real tuna...Jordan says "eww, no, cuz I won't eat that"...Jeff says he's got a couple days to think about it, he could make it with chicken and a light sauce with basil...Jordan asks Jeff to shift...Jeff complains about the mic pack saying the tip of the antenna is like a dagger...Jordan giggles saying it does hurt... Jeff says it's somebody's job to listen to them talk all night about nothing...Jordan says they might get entertained by it, she says they sit there with all those cameras, they just watch, she would just tune out...Jeff says what does she think happens when they start singing songs, start singing one and see if they listen...Jordan says she would get bored...Jeff says that's their job...Jordan says she'd get herself fast food and watch a movie (LOL sure way to get fired!)...Jeff says he doesn't know what they do but they catch him singing or whistling... Jeff says it's more during the day, not the night...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says to not mmm, hmm him...Jordan says she was agreeing...Jeff does something to Jordan...they laugh...Jordan says "that tickled!"...Jeff goes for the sure thing, her neck and Jordan goes a little nuts...she says to stop, everything involving her neck tickles...Jeff says he choked her and she said it tickles...he does it again and she goes crazy again😂...Jeff says "Jesus!"...Jordan says she has cold chills, to feel her legs...Jeff reaches down, Jordan lifts up her leg saying "here"...Jeff says "omg, it felt like Sasquatch" ...Jordan laughs... At that point Michele sneaks into the room to get clothes, not sure JeJo hears them because Jeff is busy tickling Jordan like crazy...Jordan says "you just can't! I'm ticklish!"...Jeff says he won't...Jordan screeches saying her and her mom have these tickling wars...Jeff lies and keeps tickling :) ...Jordan is laughing hysterically and flailing haha...Jeff says "your noises...omg"...Michele leaves and then immediately comes back and props the door open to make sure they know she's there Jeff says "holy moly, you gotta shave those bad boys tomorrow"...Jordan cracks up, she explains about how her and her mom tickle each other and are ticklish in the same spot...Jeff leans into Jordan to cuddle...Jordan says "no, don't" thinking he's going to start again...Jeff says "I'm not"... Jordan notices Michele is in there finally...Jeff says "who do you think it is?"...Jordan asks her what's up?...Michele says she's getting clothes for the cold room...Jordan is hyper again...Michele asks how much candy she had?...Jordan says a lot, she's gotta get up and work out...Michele says it's 4...Jeff says it's over, they're sleeping in all day again, they lost... While Michele gets her stuff, Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jordan takes her mic off saying she's about to fall asleep soon...Jeff says he's going to wind down for 5 minutes, he's gotta go...Jeff says he's gotta a long drive ....Jordan laughs...Jordan can't get comfortable...Jeff asks "you want me to go?"...Jordan says "no...when I want you to, I'll tell you to leave"...Jeff says "really? I'll tell you when I leave" (right to the end of the chat, still bantering LOL) Michele finally goes...Jeff says he has to work out tomorrow, he asks her to bust his balls about it, no, don't to do that, yes, do it, if he doesn't and then he'll tell her to shut up...Jordan still isn't comfy...Jordan says it would be good to sleep with just sheets, it's not too cold...Jeff hopes that means it isn't cold in the HN room, he says he has to keep putting clothes on during the night...they finally quiet down and lay in silence...a minute before Jeff leaves he says he wishes he could just sleep there (SS room)...Jeff kisses Jordan goodnight, saying he'll see her tomorrow, good dreams, he leaves.. Kitchen hug & cheek pinch 12:54pm Jordan approaches Jeff and gives him a hug...Jeff hugs back and squeezes her. He's surprised she hugged him. Jordan grabs his cheeks and Jeff grabs hers and pushes her away...cute. :) Look & smile at Jordan 2:59pm The HG's are outside tanning. Jeff is laying on a beach chair in the BY near the weight bench. Jordan is laying on the hammock. Jordan gets up to wet herself under the outside shower because she is hot. Jeff hears the water and immediately looks over at her and says "that hammock is so hot, I don't know how you can take it"...Jordan says "I like the hammock"...Jeff says "it's too hot for me...in the daytime"...Jordan finishes up and Jeff smiles briefly at her :) ...and clears his throat. (LOL he always does this when trying to be non-chalant) Fruit Salad/Frying pickles/Portillos Beef 3:17-3:28pm Jeff walks out of the bathroom towards the kitchen where Jordan is assembling her fruit to make a fruit salad...Jeff says "fruit bowl?"...Jordan says "for later"...Jeff mmm's and Jordan says "will you do me a favor?"...Jeff says "yes Jordan"...Jordan adds "pleease"...Jeff says "see, that was nice"...Jordan giggles and says "will you go in there and grab the cantaloupe and the pineapple please?"...Jeff goes to the SR to get them adding "and some pickles for Big Jeff" 😊 Jeff comes back with the fruit and places it on the counter, Jordan thanks Jeff and Jeff says "you're welcome". (Ironically after the whole debate about peach/nectarine, avocado/artichoke Jeff brings back a honeydew melon NOT a cantaloupe! LOL) Jordan says "doesn't that pineapple head remind you of?"...Jeff wiggles his hips and says "a dancing lady?"...Jordan says that it reminds her of Wilson from Castaway, remember?...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says she doesn't know why, even though Wilson was a volleyball, it reminds her of it. Jordan says she's going to make a huge salad and asks "are you so jealous? I bet you are"...Jeff says he is, he loves fruit...Jordan says her mom does too. Jordan says her mom gets so tan in the summertime, so dark...Jordan thinks they got a lot of sun today...Jeff says he can tell. Jordan asks what time they went out there? One?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan grabs the green knife and pretends to stab Jeff with it...Jeff asks if she's ever had fried pickles?...Jordan says she has, they're good, they served them at Hooters...Jeff says he's never had one and he's thinking about frying one, he guesses the difference is they're would be slop on them...Jordan tells Jeff he should make some and so Jeff does...Jordan says that they are all creative, she's not, she's not a cook. Jordan randomly asks "don't you like being sweaty sometimes?"...Jeff says "sweaty? I like being sweaty when I'm ready for it"...Jordan says yeah, not when you're dressed up of course...Jeff says when he's working out...Jordan says right now she likes being sweaty and smelly...Jeff says "I love when I shit my pants sometimes"🤣 ..Jordan (thinking it's like the most normal thing in the world for Jeff to say) says "eww, that's kind of gross"...Jeff laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says "oh, I was about to say"...Jeff whispers "yeah, I love when I shit my pants" Jordan says "my friend, I won't say her name"...Jeff says "let's call her Claire"...Jordan doesn't get it and continues saying that her friend's boyfriend works a lot and they haven't really been doing it, when she left she was frustrated because of that...Jeff says "he hasn't been giving her the business?"...Jordan says it turned into a big fight because her friend said she was spending $50 on birth control a month when she doesn't even need it, she told him she wouldn't have sex with him unless she was on the pill, he works a lot and when he gets home he's tired and they don't do it, in the beginning of the relationship that's all they did and now they don't ever do it and it's weird because he's the guy, he should be wanting it and her friend wants it all the time so they got into a huge fight but they're so cute, he'll act like he won't give in to her friend but he always does, before Jordan left they got into the fight about the birth control...Jordan asks Jeff "isn't it true?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says it makes her laugh. Jordan asks "what fast food place do you eat at the most?"...Jeff says he doesn't really eat fast food, the fastest place he eats at is Portillo's...Jordan says like a drive thru place, McDonalds, Wendy's...Jeff says he never eats at those fu**ing places but if he did, once in a while he'll get a craving for a chicken sandwich from Burger King, the long one...of course Jordan being of opposite mind says she knows it but she doesn't like that one...Jeff says they're good...Jordan doesn't think so...Jeff says that she asked him...Jordan says she is telling him what she thinks...Jeff says "well why didn't you just tell me what you think instead of asking? go ahead, what do you think Jordan?" 😝 Lydia, from the bathroom, yells out that they're just having a conversation...Jordan giggles and Jeff says "Jesus, who is that always sticking up for you back there?"...Jordan says "my friend"...Jeff says yeah, yeah, finish what you're saying before I start throwing stones...Jordan says the Wendy's spicy chicken is good, Jeff agrees, Jordan says it's better than Burger King...Lydia says that with a Frostie Freeze it's good, they're on the same page on the fast food front...Jordan says she's going to ask BB to stop at a Wendy's or McDonalds when they get out of there. Jeff says "you gotta have a beef sandwich Jordan"...Jordan says "beef? like Arby's?"...Jeff goes to explain but Jordan tells Jeff his crack is hanging out by the way ...Jeff says he can't help it plus his mic weighs his shorts down...Jordan says her brother is always showing crack...Jeff says he never does, he's a little embarrassed...Lydia says "crack kills Jeff". Jeff says Jordan has to go to Chicago to get Portillo's, she'd like it for sure, she doesn't even have to get the beef sandwich, he doesn't even know if she'd like the beef sandwich, he knows she is very picky...Jordan says she's not picky, Jeff just eats some weird stuff sometimes...Jeff says "me? no, you're picky"...Jordan doesn't think she is picky, she just eats the same things all the time in restaurants, chicken parm, chicken fingers, hamburgers, hot dog, the usual (umm, that's being picky LOL) Jordan changes the subject yet again saying she has the stupid Lion King song in her head...Jeff says "Hakuna Matata?"...Jordan laughs saying yes! cuz they played it yesterday, she keeps singing it in her head...Jeff says it's her problem free, philosophy Peach & Nectarine 3:28-3:48pm Jeff starts frying his pickles...after Jordan says she has Hakuna Matata stuck in her head she tells Jeff she wonders if her mom misses her?...Jeff says "whaddya think? of course"...Jordan says she wonders how bad she misses her, before she left she sat her down on the couch and she thought she was going to start crying...Jeff says "did you have a mother/daughter moment?". Jordan brings up the peach/nectarine debate again saying that the fruit she is cutting up looks just like a peach (it's a nectarine)...Jordan says it kills her that it isn't a peach (stubborn Jordan side coming out)...Jeff asks if it's furry?...Jordan says "no, well kind of" (it's not :) )...Jordan says it tastes like a peach but the nectarine tasted like a peach...Jordan says "I think this is a peach though, it tastes like one, have you ever had peach ice cream?"...Jeff comes over to check and says "I like peaches, it's not furry!"...Jordan says "but no, taste it" and then realizes he's on slop and can't. Jeff walks away saying "keep telling...ok it's a peach"...Jordan being stubborn says "I really think it is and you're just wrong, you just think you know"🤨...Jeff frustrated says "alright, it's a peach then, whaddya want me to tell you, it is, you're right"...Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to just agree with her...Jeff raises his voice saying "I didn't! it's not a fu**ing peach!" (I’d be pissed too!) ...Jordan laughs. Jordan says "you need to lower your voice"...silence...Jordan sings to herself...more silence...Jeff then says the idea of frying pickles was so stupid...after a minute Michele comes inside...they talk about what time it is...she leaves...Jordan says the cantaloupe is freezing her hands off, she asks Jeff if the pickles are good?...Jeff says he hasn't had one yet...they keep cutting & frying in silence...Michele comes back asking what Jeff is making...Jordan says fried pickles...Michele sounds excited...Jordan says they serve them at Hooters...Michele says she's never been but has a Hooter's shirt...Jordan hums to herself while tossing the salad...Jeff cleans up and asks Jordan to open the pickle jar so he can dump the grease in it...Jeff washes dishes and Jordan keeps cutting & eating fruit :) Jeff sighs. Jeff tastes his first pickle and says they aren't that exciting, he walks up to Jordan and takes a kiwi seed off her mouth/face saying "you gonna eat that?" :) they laugh...Jordan, after asking Jeff how to cut the pineapple, attacks it with the crappy green knife while Jeff looks on...she isn't doing so well, Jeff asks if she wants help but she keeps trying, she finally says "Jeff! uhh"...Jeff says he asked her if she wanted help...he cuts the top off and continues cutting saying where is all this stuff when he's off slop... Jordan says Russell makes it look so easy...Jeff says the knife sucks balls...Jeff passes it over to Jordan for her to finish up...Jordan starts cutting...Jeff says "you got it?"...Jordan says yes, she recalls working at a place where they would soak pineapples in citrus vodka for 2/3 days and there was a limit of 2 of them (drinks) because they were so strong...Jeff worked at a place where they infused tequila with fruit and it tasted sweet but it was super strong, straight tequila...Jeff says they'd do shots with people and they'd get wrecked because they didn't believe it was tequila. Jordan keeps attacking the pineapple (has no clue how to cut it LOL)...Jeff says he'd love to put a huge bowl of cottage cheese over the cut up fruit...Jordan is having a hard time with the pineapple...Jeff says she butchered it, he walks off and comes back, him & Michele discuss how they have been trying to be creative with the slop...Jordan at this point is using her hands to cut up the pineapple and Jeff says "just get in there Jordan"...Jordan says she is, it's getting on her nerves...Jeff finally realizes he got Jordan the wrong melon, a honeydew instead of a cantaloupe, does she want the other one?...Jordan says to not worry about it...Jeff goes outside. Baked Ziti banter 7:30-7:39pm Jeff is sitting in the BY eating slop with Kevin and Lydia...Jordan walks out,eating a cookie with milk...Jeff teases her about the fact she made ziti, he says "I hope you get food poisoning" 🥴 Jordan rubs it in asking how it looked (good) and then says she'll make it after they're off slop...Jeff says she's going to (have to) make shit because she's not eating his shit no more when she's off slop, they're finished... Jordan says she was just in the mood to make stuff, she was making stuff when people were sleeping...Lydia says she was awake...Jordan, rubs it in even further saying she's full though...Lydia says "oh, that's nice"...Jordan slyly smiles saying "that wasn't a stone" (suuuurrrre) Jeff says "what are you doin' out here?'...Jordan walks to the hot tub saying "coming to say hey"...Jeff says "yeah? go back with your new friends, we're talking about HOH and how we're getting you out of here" LOL Jordan says "you're cut off!!" Jeff, who slyly smiles at Lydia, says "from what?" Jordan says "from you, from me" Lydia says "from your new cool kid, watch movie, winning club?" Jordan says "there's a lot of stones being thrown at me today"...giggles.. Jeff says "what a motherfu**er" 😬 Jeff finishes his slop and announces "done!"...Kevin asks if it was decent?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Lydia says she'll make something later if he wants, she gets up and leaves... Just after 7:32pm cuter banter begins... Jeff, looking at Jordan, says "yeah, you!"...Jordan does the "you're cut off" hand motion...Jeff, referring to the hot tub, says "that's where you're going, in the bottom and throw all your left over food in there too" Jordan says "I was in the mood to make food!" Jeff tsks and says "I can't believe you...it does hurt" Jordan who unbelievably can't understand says "why?" Jeff points to his heart💙 ...Jordan says "cuz I cooked food?? "...Jeff says "first time ever!?...you don't even wait til the first day I'm on slop, you wait til it's starting to hurt, like mid-week and then you just stick it in there with all the cheese and stuff, when I said I wanted PASTA!...that was the zinger, I told her last night I got the biggest taste for pasta so subconciously and you know I like cheese so subconciously you made that pasta and I saw extra cheese on there!"... Jordan is saying she was bored, no! omg, he's thinking too hard into this...Jeff says "oh yeah?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says I know what's going on"...Jordan says "I was bored and I wanted to make something and that's what my mom always makes so I was like, I'll make baked ziti"...Lydia chimes in that they've been there for a month and she's never made it (I agree, it was mean)...Jeff says "don't blame us for being a little suspicious"...Jeff glares at Jordan... Jordan says "suspicious of what?"...Jeff says they know what's going on, he wants the code for majority/minority the other side is using LOL Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she knows they've talked about it... Jordan says "you're starting to piss me off" 🥹 Jeff says "yeah? I'm just playing, take it easy"...they give each other looks and Jeff says "I'm just playing, relax"...Jordan says "yeah and say it in front of them like that"...Jeff says "who cares about Lydia, she's going to go start rumors"...Jeff explains they were talking for real about majority/minority...Jordan asks if they think it's this Thursday?...Jeff thinks so...they talk a little game...Jeff asks if he told her that he was talking to Kevin the other day...Jordan says Jeff doesn't tell her anything 🤨 Jeff says "I tell you everything Jordan...for real" aww 💙 Jeff explains the convo he had with Kevin, Jordan doesn't quite get it but Jeff says the point is that Kevin wants it known that he & Lydia aren't as tight as they seem...they then talk about Michele a little and Jordan gets in the hot tub, sweet Jeff gets her a towel and then he leaves to get some coffee...

August 17 Michele finally leaves...but returns much to the chagrin of Jeff 12:28-12:48am Michele leaves J&J alone but what they don't realize is that it isn't for the rest of the night, she returns later to sleep up there and Jeff is not impressed. Jeff FINALLY gets to talk to Jordan after Michele leaves but they are so wound up about the game that that is all they talk about. Scenario city!    LOL Jordan rubs Jeff's arm the entire time and cute moment when Jeff puts his hand under Jordan's short's waistband and rubs her...(looks like something he has done a million times before 😏) Jordan gets nervous of course...she shifts...they both yawn...Jordan says she's getting tired of talking about it (and I'm getting tired of listening to it! LOL) Jeff says there are so many scenarios...Jordan says they have to do what benefits them the most, they have to quit thinking about everybody else...they recap the scenarios once again and then decide they are done talking game, they get comfy. Jeff feels special now because he has never been under the covers in the HOH... 😊 Jeff says it's so relaxi taxi and right on cue Michele returns 😤 Awkwardness in the HOH - Cat & dog banter/smooth legs 12:48-1:01am Just as Jeff and Jordan get comfy in bed, Michele returns...she turns on the lights and goes to the bathroom, she asks if JeJo were asleep or talking?...Jordan says she told Jeff they are done talking...Michele is in the bathroom while Jeff whispers to Jordan that he's going to go downstairs...Jordan says "no, just sleep up here"...Jeff says he doesn't want to sleep with three people, there will be much tossing and turning...Jordan says the bed is big enough...Jeff knows but says he's a light sleeper and he'll never get to sleep...Michele overhears and asks if he's not going to stay up there?...Jeff says "no, I'll be king another day.......back to the fu**ing ghetto" Jordan says he can sleep in there...Jeff says he's not with everyone tossing and turning...Jordan says for him to lay in there for them to talk...Jeff says he thought they were done talking...Jordan implies she meant game talk...Michele says she's almost done and they can talk, they haven't hung out in long time (oh really? UGH you're only up Jordan's butt 24/7) ...Jeff clears his throat...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to lay on her side so he can listen to music?...Jeff says he doesn't care, he can listen to a couple of songs. Michele turns off the lights and heads to bed, she tries to get in on the side closest to the door but is told to go to the other side...Jordan says she will be in the middle unless Michele wants to (umm, no Jordan ugh)...they settle into their bed placement...things are awkward...Jordan is trying too hard to make things "normal" by saying it feels nice in there, offering her blanket to Jeff...Jeff nods no but says it's soft...Jordan offers again...awkward silence...Michele brings up how they're still talking about Jessie downstairs...Jordan makes small talk with Michele then starts making funny noises and then holds Jeff's arm (her fave position)...Jeff asks about the veto comp being tomorrow...they talk about that...more awkwardness... Jordan says this is how her, her brother and sister sleep...Michele says the same for her except with her dogs, they always get in the middle like humans do, they don't lay at the foot of the bed, she wants to snuggle with her hubby and she can't. Jordan says her old dog used to get in between the V they would make...Jeff thinks she means the dog would go between her legs, he demonstrates...Jordan says no...Jeff says his cat used to sleep between his legs...Jordan eww's and asks if he has a cat?...Jeff says he used to when he was young...Michele asks if Jordan likes cats?...Jordan says no, they get on her nerves, they're suck ups...Jeff gets up saying "what? dogs are fu**ing suck ups! cats you have to earn their affection"...fish... Feeds return with Jeff getting back in bed, he's telling Jordan that he was peeing and was gargling mouthwash and accidentally spilled some on his yoinker LOL Jordan giggles and offers Jeff some of her blanket again...Jeff says no, she can keep it...Jordan insists and tries to organize the different blankets in the best way to keep them both warm...Jeff doesn't want people pulling on blankets, tossing and turning, he'll be "outtie"...they fiddle around with the blankets...Jeff wants the big cover for both him and Jordan only :) Jordan says no...Jeff says he wants to grab them all, he's outta there!...Jordan tells Jeff to not be so negative, she grabs his arm again...Jeff says "negative what?"...Jordan says "negative energy"...Jeff says the blanket is cute and soft but it's not going to do him any good for sleeping purposes...Jordan giggles...Jordan says it does her good. Jordan turns halfway away from Jeff...Jeff tsks and mutters "this is ridiculous...I'm already frustrated and we're not even laying down yet" 🥺 Jordan tries to distract Jeff by holding up her leg and telling Jeff to feel her legs...Jeff reaches down thinking her legs are down there and gets her right in the crotch LOL!...Jordan eeks and laughs...Jeff says he thought they were under the fu**ing blankets...Jeff rubs her leg and says "silky smooth...Smooth Jazz"...Jordan giggles...Michele starts heading back to bed and the awkwardness continues... Where’s Jordan’s shadow? 10:11am Jordan enters the SS room where Jeff is laying down in bed...she silently heads to the dresser to pick out something to wear...Jeff peeks his head out from under the cover and looks at Jordan...she doesn't acknowledge him so he turns the other way...silence as Jordan continues rummaging through her clothes...Jeff turns back and says "whatcha you doing?"...Jordan says she's trying to figure out something to wear...Jeff yawns saying "where's your shadow?" (MIchele)...Jordan mumbles "upstairs"...Jeff says "huh?"...Jordan says "upstairs"...Jeff says "I thought she'd be down 2 seconds after you"...Jordan doesn't respond to that but says she doesn't know what to wear...she continues rummaging and leaves a minute later without saying anything else... Jeff’s mad his key was 2nd 1:17pm-1:22pm Jeff joins Jordan in the HOH room after the nomination ceremony...the second he walks in he says "shut up", he is/acts pissed that Jordan put his key after Michele's in the nomination box...Jeff asks "what's up?" he sits down on the round chair...Jordan says nothing, she tells Jeff her strategy...she didn't put Jeff's key first because she didn't want Michele to think that she likes Jeff better...DUH, you do! Jeff thinks it's bullshit and calls her out on it. (I would too)...Jordan says you have to think about things like that, Michele could flip, she says that she was just about to not put Russell's key in last minute but she didn't, she wanted to so bad... Jordan says she pulled Natalie aside in the GR and told her to just keep trying, it's nothing personal and Lydia is all hurt...Jeff says it's just something for her to complain about, 3 weeks in a row...Jeff is bitter still, he says "now Michele thinks she's cool, I'm pissed, wait til I get HOH"...Jordan says "you're not pissed"... Jeff says she'd be looking to see if she even got a key...Jordan opens her mouth...Jeff nods saying "that's right keep that jaw open"...Jordan says "Jeff, you do what you have to do"...Jeff says he's going to start doing what he has to do, like sinking holes in one when he hit it off the course...  😬 "it's bullshit, I stick my neck out, it's a slap in the face and you know how I hold onto things down the road" (I totally agree with him, she should have put his key first)...Jordan says he's not really that mad about a key is he?...Jeff says she gave him an excuse...Jordan says "oh come on"...Jeff mmm's...Jordan says she had to, she didn't want her thinking...Jeff says she moved up there, she got her key first...Jordan says her HOH was short...Jeff says so was his LOL Jordan changes the subject asking Jeff if he knew Michele's brother died in March?...Jeff knows but she said he died a year ago...Jordan says no, he died in March...they agree it was this past year...Jordan says it was alcohol poisoning...Jeff says "really?" He was 20, his friends found him in dead in his bed 😞..Jeff says "oh come on!"...Jordan says she's dead serious...Jordan says she was talking to Michele about her drinking and driving, she told her if she had known he died like that she wouldn't have said anything...Jeff says when people talk about that stuff he changes the subject... I miss talking to her, that’s all 1:22-1:42pm Jeff and Jordan go back to talking game about Michele and Russell...Jeff says he lied to Russell saying that Jeff didn't even think about final 2...they talk about the DR...Jeff asks if the DR kind of tried to talk her down from her idea?...Jordan says yes, Jeff says him too...Jeff says he knows they are not supposed to talk about that but he wonders why they did it...BB calls Jordan out on DR talk...they start laughing about how the DR did the same thing to both of them and now they're confused... Jeff says maybe they're trying to say something to them without saying something...they decide on waiting on seeing who wins POV and then they will confront them...they think Michele might be lying...they go over the LML situation again...Jeff says Michele's answer to everything is "I don't remember things I say"...Jordan says both Russell and Michele are known as liars...Jordan (for now) thinks they should keep Russell to get the numbers down on the other side...Jeff loses his train of thought, Jordan tries to make him recall but he can't...Jeff is confused by Michele...Jordan thinks maybe they can gain Kevin?...Jeff says Kevin might be full of shit too...more scenarios and vote talk... Jeff says he wants to casually ask Russell if he voted for Jessie to stay, try not to make a big deal of it...Jordan says that she feels bad for  putting up Lydia, even though she doesn't really like her now, she doesn't like making people mad...Jeff sighs and says who is she going to put up? him? what is she talking about? f**k that bitch, you feel bad, if Jordan puts her up, she'll be mad about that, if she doesn't put her up, she'll be mad about that, what is Jordan talking about she feels bad? Jeff gets all tongue tied now LOL basically he's saying Lydia will never be satisfied Jordan wonders if Lydia is putting on a front, acting like she's upset? she's made it a lot farther than she thought she would...Jeff says putting on a front for what? Jordan is thinking into it way, way too much, she needs to worry about them, not about what Lydia is thinking, who cares what she thinks! she's not a problem, she's acting or not acting, he doesn't care what she does, who cares what she does!...Jeff says "she called you a fat ho, you're worried about her feeling bad?"...Jordan says she was going to mention that but she didn't want to get personal...Jeff says "fu**ing laughing at you the whole time you're up there? f**k her"...Jordan says she bets when her sister watches that she'll want to kick her ass... Jeff goes back to the Michele/Russell lying situation, he wants to find out who is lying, that's what he's worried about...Jordan says she doesn't think Kevin would lie ( WRONG!)...Jeff doesn't think so either, when he wins the POV he's going to find out, he goes over what he's going to say to confront them...he will speak to them both and tell them he's not making a show and no one is going to run away (and he's speaking to Michele when he says that), no one is running away, they're going to say what was said and Jordan is going to back him upon exactly what was said and they'll answer accordingly so they can clear shit up right then, he will find out what was said in that SS room... Jordan says then who do they get out?...Jeff says if she's lying they put her up...Jordan says she thinks they need to keep her at least one more week because she's smart...Jeff says whatever the answers are they can't fly off the handle...Jordan says she's not disagreeing with confronting him...Jeff says maybe she doesn't think they will confront them together...Jeff says Michele is not good on the spot...Jeff tells the example of Michele lying that one night when she ran up to Chima's HOH, it was so obvious... Jordan asks if Russell said anything about her trying to avoid him?...Jeff says no, then says that Russell asked him if he's still not getting alone time with Jordan?...Jeff says no because Michele is always up in the HOH, he told Russell that it's not like they're making out up there, he just wants to talk...Jeff says Russell said he knew he just wanted to kick it with Jordan and talk, what do they talk about?....Jeff says "dude, we don't talk about game or nothing, we just talk like she's my best friend dude, I just miss talking to her, that's all" 🥰 Jeff says that Russell says it's hard because Michele goes up there every 2 seconds, he tried to get Michele down to make some cookies yesterday...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Michele is telling Russell what they're saying?...Jeff says yeah...they decide Russell & Michele are both liars and that they need to confront them...Jeff says at least Russell did keep his word that he wasn't going to put them up that week...Jordan says that's because Russell's target was Ronnie...Jeff says that people said Russell and Ronnie had something going so he could have broken his word, don't get him wrong, Russell is shady too...MORE GAME TALK 🥱 😴 Jeff says he can't figure Michele out, he's good at reading people usually, that is what bothers him about her, he knows she has a smug attitude that she's so smart...Jeff says if he had a PhD he wouldn't have told anyone in the house...Jordan asks what's so great about having a PhD?...Jeff says she has a doctorate, she had more school than most people, he says "doesn't mean you know what you do, it's not like street smarts at all, it's all book smarts but I'm not taking the SAT's in here so she can fu**ing shove that thing up her ass" 😂 OMG more game talk about the LML lie!  Jeff's done talking and Jordan says "you leaving?"...Jeff says he has to get water because the slop is drying him out and he reminds her again, as he walks out the door, that she put his key in 2nd LOL Jeff says Jordan is acting fishy 4:21-4:48pm Jeff comes out of the bathroom area into the kitchen where Jordan is...Jordan gives him a look and he says "what's up it looks like you have something on your mind"...he gives her a look as he walks by and she says "come in here and talk to me"... Jeff says "forget it, you're acting fishy"...Jordan rolls her eyes and fixes her slop... Jeff comes back and Jordan asks him if he's going to lay out?...Jeff says he laid out all day, he fell asleep in the pool...Jordan says what if you fell off, you would have drowned...Jeff says no...Jeff asks what were you guys talking about? (Jordan & Michele) Jeff says they both scattered like little roaches when he came around...Jordan says she went to the DR...Jeff says what's going on?...Jordan laughs and says come outside...he will...Jeff says he's going to shower upstairs later ok?...Jordan says she doesn't care, he doesn't need to ask her...Jeff says he does, it's not his room...Jordan says if it was his room she would just go up there and do it...Jeff says really? I'd break your leg. Jordan says yeah...Jeff says you'd get a whoopin'...Jordan says "would I Jeff?" Jeff says no...Jordan says that's what she thought... They go outside...Jeff says his trunks are falling off of him...Jordan says that when she came down him & Michele were really talking...Jeff says they were talking about stem cell research, her work...Jordan says oh...they start talking game about Michele & Russell...Jordan says at least we know something is suspicious...Jeff says something is fishy. Jeff says what's going on? everyone is fishy, my key's 2nd, everyone is acting fishy...Jordan smiles and says "Jeff, your key was...I explained to you"...Jeff says he's going to bust some skulls LOL...Jordan says she explained to him why his key was 2nd...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan says she was laughing in the DR because Jeff was mad his key was 2nd...Jeff says me too, like what's going on?...they laugh. They go over the Michele/Russell situation (AGAIN!) and how they have to confront them, they know someone is lying...they say Michele is playing both sides...Jordan is weary of Michele but knows they need her right now...Jordan asks if Russell is acting weird?...Jeff says not really...they talk about what's going on with Lydia & Natalie...Jeff says they should stick to the plan...he thinks...they go over scenarios and what if's for a long time more yadda, yadda, yadda :) and then they are called inside for a lockdown. Jeff beats Jordan to the punch 4:48pm Jeff and Jordan have been sitting outside and get called inside for a lockdown, they head to the kitchen sink to put their cups, dishes away...Jordan looks in the mirror and says "look how my arms look" (she was about to say they look fat)...Jeff beats her to the punch saying "beautiful" :) They decide to head upstairs... Slapjack/Napjack 5-5:30pm J&J are still trying to get alone time but Michele goes up to the HOH again 🥴 Jordan tells Michele she's cramping but Michele doesn't take the hint...Jordan continues listening to her CD...meanwhile Jeff has just finished taking a shower and starts to play solitaire...the CD player starts acting up...Jeff goes to check it out and he sees it says "low battery"...Jordan says they won't give them any more will they? noooo.... Jordan wants to play slapjack since the batteries are low in the CD...Jeff wants to know where there are another deck of cards?...Jordan just wants to play slapjack!...this pisses off Jeff, he petulantly hands Michele the cards...Jordan says she's going to leave the CD player running...Jeff tells her to shut it off...Jordan goes UGGHHH...Jeff gets more agitated and says "the batteries are dead!...here you play slapjack, I'm taking a napjack" LOL So Jeff gets in bed to nap (in other words, he is laying in bed wide awake seething that Michele won't leave, ha!) while Michele & Jordan start to play slapjack...Jordan tells Jeff to not hog the bed because she'll be there in a second...they play slapjack...for like 3 minutes Talk turns to game and then they play war. Jordan wins! ...and Michele finally leaves. Jordan was trying to make Michele feel weird 5:30-6pm As soon as Michele leaves the HOH, Jordan jumps into bed with Jeff to talk about Michele and how she thinks she is lying, Jeff says she left to report back to Russell and Jordan says she thinks she felt weird...Jordan was trying to make her feel weird...Jeff says he knows and he was hoping Jordan would keep going LOL J&J sense that Michele thinks they know she's being fishy...Jordan says she didn't even notice that she came upstairs earlier...they are leery of what she's telling them about Russell and why Russell is changing his tune all of a sudden...they go over various scenarios Russell comes up to the HOH to tell them they are off slop at 9...Jeff gets called to the DR...Russell & Jordan chit chat about stuff and talk turns to how Michele never leaves J&J alone...Russell tried to get Michele away from them the other night by getting her to show him to make cookies which he clearly knew how to do...Jordan says her and Jeff just like to hang out and talk, nothing more and once again reiterates that she & Jeff are just friends 🤥 Jeff returns and Russell leaves them alone. J&J immediately start talking about Russell and Michele, Jordan fills in Jeff on what she and Russell talked about...Jeff says that Russell seemed pretty normal, what if Michele is playing a Ronnie card?...they decide they are driving themselves crazy and they need to confront them (I think they have come to this conclusion about 5 times in the last day lol)... Russell comes up briefly to tell Jordan that she's getting batteries...they get paranoid he came up on purpose....the paranoia is setting in and they are stressing...Jeff is worried that if they show there is dissension on their side it will give the other side more hope...Jeff doesn't know what the f**k is going on, it's crazy to think Russell is going against them when they have final 4 all locked up...Jordan wants to know if Jeff wants to ask Russell now?...Jeff is avoiding the confrontation, he doesn't want to do it right now...Jordan says she'll let Jeff talk to him and he can ask him cordially if he voted for Jessie...Jeff says he doesn't feel like "dancing" right now...Jordan doesn't even think Lydia is mad at her anymore...Jeff sighs and says he is getting a headache from everything...he says he's in a shitty spot...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff doesn't know why...Jordan says he's not, Michele and Russell are the targets... Super cute banter/Sick of plans 6-6:21pm Jeff & Jordan continue talking about Michele and Russell, it is driving them bananas, they need to say something maybe after the POV...Jeff says something is not right, he is going crazy with scenarios (Same! LOL), he needs to just talk to them about it...Jordan says they need to be called out...Jordan is leaning towards Michele now...Jeff too...Jordan says if they have to they will cut her loose...Jeff thinks she is pulling a Ronnie, thinking she is smarter than everybody, he told her that a long time ago, she thinks she's so fu**ing smart "just because you know how to put a catheter in a rat's penis doesn't mean you know what's going on in the real world" 🤣🤣 Jordan says why not talk now?...Jeff says f**k that, he has a headache and why does he always have to handle shit?...Jordan says because he's a good talker...Jeff asks why can't he just lay there and someone else eliminate everybody?...Jordan asks if he wants her to?...Jeff has his head covered...Jordan asks what Jeff is mad about?...Jeff says he hates this shit...Jordan says she's going to listen to her music...she says she's tired of talking about it too, she asks Jeff if after the game he will be paranoid people are talking about him?...Jeff says no...they take a break...Jordan listens to music for awhile and then feeds go to fish and return Jordan is wondering about batteries and gets out of bed...Jeff plays a little trick on Jordan telling her that production told him to push that door in the HOH...Jordan says this door? pointing to it...Jeff with a huge sheepish grin says yeah, that door...clearly the door doesn't open and Jordan says "are you lying?" Jeff says yeah...she says OMG, you stupid! Jeff giggles :) ...Jordan gets back in bed and says "butthole"...Jeff keeps giggling... Jeff tells Jordan to ask them for new batteries...Jordan sasses back that they will give them to her when they're ready, Jeff!...Jeff stares at her from under the covers for a long while 🤗 ...but she doesn't turn to look at him, he then says "you didn't have to say it all sassy"...Jordan mimics him and then asks him if he liked her speech?...Jeff says no!...LOL...Jordan says "you didn't? none, zippo?"...Jeff says "zip zero"... Jeff says she better start being nice to him...she says she's always nice to him, what is he talking about?...Jeff says he's her only friend in there...Jordan knows this...Jeff says her putting his key in 2nd, she might be by herself pretty soon...Jordan giggles and tells him to quit acting so bitter about that...Jeff says "forget it! I'm on my own"...Jordan says you're done! you're cut off! (hand wave)...Jeff says it's over!...Jordan loses her train of thought...Jeff says your headphones don't work so you just plug me in? LOL Jordan says he was restless last night and she was getting so mad at him, he was tossing and turning...Jeff says he was in tight quarters, he wanted to tell Michele why don't you just go downstairs, he was telling himself why didn't he go downstairs...he says he should have just left...Jeff then explains how he was frustrated at how he thought Michele was sleeping downstairs or else he wouldn't have come up...Jordan laughs...Jeff says little things frustrate him... They go back to the paranoia game again...ack! Jordan says that we need to ask Russell about what's going on...Jeff says for Jordan to ask him...Jordan says no, he needs to because if she says the wrong thing, then Jeff will yell at her...Jeff says no he won't...Jordan says yes he will, he'll get mad and she doesn't feel like hearing it... They go over when they should confront Russell 🥱🥱😴😴 Jeff says he doesn't want to deal with it, he doesn't feel like it...Jordan says he's being a baby today...Jeff says it's because Jordan doesn't have to do anything, it's going to be a fu**ing 4 hour conversation about who lied, he just doesn't feel like fu**ing dancing right now, Michele's gonna run out of there, it's going to be a big stupid thing when he doesn't want a fu**ing big deal made of it but he knows it will be, the others will think they have an advantage because they're all fighting...Jordan says she thinks Jeff said the F word 4 times...Jeff says "really? f**k!"...Jordan says "you cuss a lot"...Jeff says it's because he gets pissed off and it's the only word that comes in his fu**ing head...Jordan continues giggling and says "yeah you say the F word a lot"...Jeff doesn't understand people...they're the worst!! Jordan giggles... Jeff hides under the covers again...Jordan says we need to come up with a plan...Jeff says "Jeff says "I'm sick of plans, what am I, the A-Team?...I'm out of them" 🤣 Jordan says fine, if Jeff wants to be evicted then be evicted, geez Jeff! gosh...Jeff says he will evict her, how about that plan?...Jordan says no, he won't, stop it!...Jeff says maybe she will evict him because she put his key 2nd...Jordan says maybe, he could be backdoored...Jeff says right?... Jeff says good, get him outta there, he's going to the beach, she can fend for herself...Jordan talks game AGAIN! 🤯 And they said this girl didn't play the game...she was on it all the time! Jeff says they need to stick with the plan and ask them because he is going bananas, she is right...Jordan says she is right...Jeff says always, she's always right...Jordan says "not always"... I miss you already 6:21pm Jordan gets called to the DR (Jeff thinks to get new batteries) and Jeff says "Come back up, I miss you already"...Jordan leaves saying "shut up"... Awww  🥰 Spa day in the HOH 6:37pm A very brief moment between JeJo up in the HOH while Russell is getting ready for his spa prize...feeds switch briefly to JeJo...Jeff says "why don't we have a spa day in here and you give me one?" :) Jordan says "cuz! I get bored"...Jeff just looks at her sadly LOL...Jordan then says something about Russell having 2 pairs of slippers and the feeds switch out… Jordan’s nervous with Jeff’s leg touch 7:17-7:22pm Jeff and Jordan have been up in the HOH talking game with Kevin, he leaves and JeJo continue talking game...Jordan says she loves Kevin, that was perfect, they agree that one of the girls have to go (Lydia or Natalie)...Jordan wonders if Russell would use the POV on Natalie? that would make him a target...Jeff says yeah...they continue talking game...Jordan says she thinks they can trust Kevin right? for a little bit?...Jeff's not so sure and says he finds the timing suspicious of him trying to save himself...they agree they need to get a girl out...Jordan is worried what will happen when Russell wins POV...Jeff gets a little irritated hearing Jordan assume he'll win and says "Russell has to win first"... Jordan says "I know, sorry!"...Jeff says they're giving him a headache with this shit and he wraps himself up in the cover...Jordan asks if it's her that's doing that?...Jeff says no, not her. Jordan asks Jeff to hand over the picture of her and her sister...Jeff hands it over and Jordan gets a little emotional...Jeff pinches her...Jordan screeches and says "this makes me sad...me and my sister"...Jeff says "hmm, it's cute"...Jordan puts the picture on the other bedside table...Jeff rubs her leg and Jordan deflects by talking game again...Jeff says for Jordan not to say to much...Jordan says Jeff should have pinched her to let her know...Jeff didn't want to make it obvious...more game talk and then Jeff rubs Jordan's leg again... Jordan gets nervous and starts talking game again and pretends to pop an ingrown hair on her leg LOL...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg again, this time more intimately and Jordan gets even more nervous and pushes Jeff's hand away...Jeff gets pissy saying "did you just move my hand?"...Jordan lies and says "no" LOL... Jeff says he's going to move under the cover...Jordan feels bad and grabs his arm and says that Jeff has so many veins, they look like tree limbs, why do they show so bad?...Jeff says he doesn't know, does she want to scratch his back?  he says it's cuz he's pissed and feeds go to fish… Becoming good friends banter 9:35-9:41pm Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen, Jordan is eating her steak dinner...Jeff is eating his chocolate chip mint ice cream...Jeff leaves to check the SR and comes back saying BB didn't give them any beers tonight...Jordan says it's because there's a competition tomorrow...Jeff asks "what's 2 beers going to do during a competition tomorrow?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he knows, he understands...Jordan says that Russell can make some good steaks 🙄 Jeff says "what's up, you crabby Jordan?"...Jordan says no, why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, she seems crabby...Jeff starts to walk outside but Jordan tells him "sit right here"...Jeff says he was going outside to leave her alone...Jordan says "no, I like it when you talk to me" :) ...Jeff sits down at the counter saying that it seemed like she had a sourpuss on...Jordan hums no...Jeff says it doesn't even feel like they were on slop today right?...Jordan says not really...Jeff says it went by fast...Jordan says it did. Jordan says she wants to eat some of her chocolate stuff...Jeff asks which one?...Jordan doesn't know, she's got so much to choose from...Jeff thinks the Snickers or the Hershey bar?...Jordan says or her cookie dough or her Teddy Grahams... Jeff then ponders "how come some mint chocolate chip is green and some is white?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I don't like that stuff"...Jeff says "that wasn't the question"...Jordan says "out of all people, you want to ask me that?"...Jeff says "what's your opinion?"... Jordan says "I don't know, maybe green's minty" LOL...Jeff says "that's a good answer...see? that's how a conversation goes, I ask a question and you answer it"...Jordan says "ok well ask me a question"...Jeff says "do you like the color orange?"...Jordan says "yeah, how about you?"...Jeff says "see? now we're well on our way to becoming good friends" :) ...Jordan says "what are you talking about?" LOL Jeff says he doesn't know, he feels like eating a whole thing of ice cream...Jordan says to do it...Jeff says "why? you trying to fatten me up?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff gets up to wash his dish and pinches Jordan as he walks by her...Jeff says he won't even lie, he'll have a little more, maybe later...Jeff asks if Jordan ate a jalapeno?...Jordan says no, it was a green pepper... Jeff gets his coffee and asks Jordan to tell him some country words her grandpa would say, if he thought something was hot would he say "my biscuits are burning"  or something like that, give him some country words...Jordan doesn't get it, she says a couple of things with an accent (like hers lol) not sayings...Jeff says not her grandpa but people in the neighborhood, don't they have funny sayings?...Jordan gets distracted with the spaghetti, she wants to try it...Jeff says "she" made it for everybody...Jordan says she doesn't want to eat so much food...Jeff says to have a little bowl... Russell comes in and Jordan tells him the food was good...Russell goes to the candy drawer and asks if they're going to sit outside?...Jordan says yes but she wanted to eat inside, she tells him he can have one of her Milky Ways...Jeff says "dude, this is the candy factory...Toblerone's are good"...feeds go to fish... The Pillsbury Dough boy or Ma 9:46-9:50am The HG's get off slop at 9pm...they eat dinner, they go outside...Jeff is smoking, Russell is eating candy and Jordan is getting ready to eat dessert...Teddy Grahams and cookie dough   They're saying how they have no motivation to work out and all they do is eat junk food and candy...Jeff says he has never smoked this much or drank so much coffee, he's telling him, this is Bizarro world...Russell says everything has changed, outside of here he's a health freak, tonight he ate ice cream, a Toblerone and candy...Jordan asks if the cookie dough package has to be cut on top...they say yeah, she asks if someone can do it with something sharp?...Russell offers to do it, he goes into the kitchen to get a knife...Jordan asks if anyone wants Teddy Grahams?...they laugh...Jordan says it's stress eating... Russell brings out the cookie dough and a knife saying it's so good...Jordan says Russell didn't need to bring a knife, she was going to dip her cookies in it...Jordan says that Big Brother hooked up the cookie dough...Russell says he's going to be 200 lbs when he's out of there from eating candy and ice cream all day long...Jordan says that's why she wears stretchy pants so she can still feel skinny...Jordan rolls her eyes in delightful satisfaction...she says "I haven't ate cookie dough in so long"... Jeff laughs and says Jordan is almost crying like she was missing her Ma...he says “if the Pillsbury dough boy and your Ma were out there who would you hug first?”😂 Jordan says her Ma. ;) Jeff says "oh yeah? I don't know"...Michele talks about how she had a Pillsbury Dough Boy stuffed toy when she was little...Jordan says she had been avoiding cookie dough...Russell brings up Casey imitating Jordan...Jordan says she loved eating cookie dough with Casey...Jeff says that last week Casey ate everything...Russell says he never washed a single dish too...Jordan offers Russell some cookie dough, he declines… Jordan explains Big Texas 10:01pm Feeds return with Jeff laughing, saying “Big Texas, that’s awesome”...Russell says something about a fat vagina...Jeff says it’s fu**ing hilarious...Michele asks if she knew she had a fat vagina?...Russell says “what do you mean it was fat?”...Jeff says “was she skinny?”...Jordan says she was thicker...Jeff says “fat, fat Texas?”...Russell says “Big Texas”...Jeff says “Big Texas”...Michele wants more details...Jeff can’t get over it, he says “dude, that is so funny”...Jeff says to himself “Big Texas” and smiles huge... Jordan says she can bring her yearbook, you know how you will all have a yearbook page, they all had names, they had Big Texas, Oliver...Russell says they probably scarred the girl for life...Jordan says “no, she’s still my friend” LOL Jeff keeps going, he says “people call her BigTexas?”...Jordan says you know how girls, when they’re younger, change in front of each other? well she was changing and they were all like “omg, your vagina’s fat” and she’d say “no it’s not! It’s just juicy!” ....Jordan cracks up! The others laugh and cringe...Jeff AGAIN says “Big Texas...that is fu**ing the best thing”...Jordan goes into a little detail about how her vagina was fat so they called her Big Texas...Jordan cracks up again...Jeff loves it, he says “that is fu**ing hilarious, I can’t wait to call someone Big Texas”...Russell says where did Texas come from?...Jordan simply says “cuz Texas is big” 😂🤣 Jordan says her friend used to wear a shirt that had a Texas flag and said “Don’t mess with Texas”, they used to laugh all the time about that, she’s friends with her to this day, she has a kid...Russell says it’s probably fatter...Jordan guarantees it is, she looks good now, she loves her,she won’t say more in case she sees this...FISH... Cry me a river 10:35-10:38pm Talk continues on the couches...Jordan says she wants to talk about Jeff's Hawaiian trip, she moves over to where he is and sits on his legs...Jeff says she is cozying up to him to talk about the Hawaiian trip (but she never does talk about it)...Jordan says "be nice"...Jordan says she's about to put her feet in the hot tub...Jeff touches Jordan's back and tells that he loves how Jordan gets so nervous whenever he touches her...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says it makes him laugh, she is jumpy and then looks at the camera all the time to make sure he didn't touch her boob...Jordan lays her head on his chest and asks him if she smells like cookie dough?...Jeff says she smells like B.O.dough LOL Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff laughs saying no... Jordan bounces a little on Jeff's legs and Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan hits Jeff's leg...Jeff giggles about the producer Mike O. yelling at them...Jordan tells Michele that Jeff tried to hump her before the Chaosserole comp...Jeff says nobody saw and that the producer yelled out "Hey, none of that" ...they laugh...Jordan says she knows it's been awhile for Jeff, they know that if Jeff goes to the jury house he's going to be humping saying "hey, hey! hi, you wanna come over here"...Jeff doesn't get it saying what??...Jordan says nothing, nevermind...Jeff says he didn't get that at all...Jordan says he's going to want to hump somebody...Jeff says "in the jury? with these people?" Jeff says he is getting fu**ing tired of Jordan's negative shit about going to the jury house, he's serious, it's everyday she tells him he's in the jury house...Jordan says she said "if you"...Jeff says "no, all the time, how bout if you! leave next week! how bout that? you like that?"...Jordan says nothing... Jeff says "why'd you get all sad? you don't like it? how bout if I tell you everyday"...Jordan says "omg, you're cut off"...Jeff says "from what?" (he’s got a point, she’s not giving him anything lol) ...they laugh...Jordan says "me!"...Justin Timberlake, go cry me a river"...Jeff says "that was pretty good, it's back on" :) Smelliness & BY Banter 10:38-10:46pm Jordan tells Jeff to scoot over and she squishes next to him saying she doesn't think she fits...she laughs...Jeff says it was that last piece of cookie dough...Jordan says she smells something fishy...Jeff asks when she last washed her shirt?...Jordan insists she doesn't smell like B.O....Jeff keeps sniffing...Jordan says "do I? do I?"...Jeff laughs, Jordan giggles...Jeff goes to smell saying "let me see"...Jordan puts her arm down saying "no! do I?"...Jeff laughs saying he doesn't know, let him see...Jordan says "no! stupid!" 😩 ... Jeff cracks up! and says "what? no, stupid? you said it! no stupid? you're like a little kid"...Jordan keeps smelling her fingers...Jeff says to let him smell...Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to smell her armpit...Jeff holds his arm up and says "smell mine"...Jordan giggles but smells...they both laugh...Jeff says he hasn't washed his so go for it...Jordan smells hers and says it does kind of smell like B.O...Jeff says he told her, it's a little funky, it's B.O. cookie dough LOL Jeff says she better throw that in with Russell's laundry...Jordan says "geez"...Jeff says she stinks, that's why he hasn't been talking to her lately...Jordan uhhh's and says "really?"...Jeff says yeah that's why he can't be around "smelly" lately, get out of here...Jeff finally breaks and pinches her face saying "noooo"...Jordan says "you think I'm smelly?"...Jeff says "nooooo, oh shut up, you know I'm just joking"...Jordan says Jeff does think her arms are a little B.O'ey...Jeff grabs Jordan's arm saying "let me smell!"...Jordan says "no! they do smell! they don't smell like rotten B.O but they do stink"...Jeff says "like you left your gym clothes in the locker over the weekend?"...Jordan says "no, kind of just like a sweaty B.O"...Jeff smiles... Jordan says "or like a deodorant B.O"...Jeff smells his armpit saying it doesn't smell...Jordan smells it and agrees...Jeff says he doesn't sweat in it...Jordan says she needs men deodorant...Jeff says he does too, did she try the one BB gave them?...Jordan says yes but it didn't work... Jordan says she's full...Jeff says she went to town on those desserts, everyone did...Jordan says she feels gassy...Jeff says not to fire one now...Jordan asks why not?...Jeff says "on my leg? go ahead"...pause...Jeff asks if she did?...Jordan says no, she's waiting for a big stinky one... Jeff looks at Jordan's slippers saying everything looks better in smaller(sizes), her slippers look so comfy, they look all cute and stuff...possible smell emanating from the slipper causes Jeff to say "dude!" and Jordan giggles...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to sit by the hot tub?...Jeff is all dressed, he doesn't want to...Jeff and Jordan say it's the garbage she's smelling... They start talking about Russell and how Jeff was negative earlier when he was playing solitaire...Jeff says he was until he won...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says he's not getting mad, he's just at a point where he needs some Jeff time, is that cool? he doesn't need to sleep with 3 people every night...Jordan says "be grumpy?"...Jeff explains how last night he was so nice and relaxed for 3 seconds under the covers and then knock, knock, tee hee hee and it was ruined, he should have just left right then... Jordan says her leg hairs grow fast...Jeff says he likes her Smooth Jazz but that's real smooth...Jeff rubs her leg...Jordan asks what he thinks about the camo (pants)?...Jeff says he likes them...Jordan says "aren't they Gucci?"...Jeff says "yeah, your sister hates them" Jordan remembers she told Jeff that, she thinks they are ugly...Jeff's mic slides down in his pocket and makes him think of his cell phone...Jordan wishes she had her phone...Jeff says he can't even remember his phone, it's going to be crazy when they get out with messages, emails, etc...Russell joins them...they talk a bit more about phones and then get quiet...Russell asks if he just killed their moment?...Jordan says "no"... Jordan starts picking at a hole in Jeff's jeans...Jeff says "don't,don't, were you trying to rip it?"...Jordan says "tear it just a little bit"...Jeff says "no way!"...Jordan raises her hands saying "okay!! okay"...Jeff says he already put his toe through it, he's pissed...Jordan says she did the same in the crotch of her pants...Jeff says he does it all the time to the jeans he likes, then the hole gets so big it's over...Jordan says it looks like the impression of his fat toe...Jordan says Jeff's thumbs look like the ugly fat guy from Star Wars...Jeff says no they don't...Jordan tries to leave saying "excuse me"...Jeff puts his hat on her head...Jordan makes that sound Jeff hates, she says "excuse me" again and gets up... After she leaves Russell says "dude, she's so funny"...Jeff says "who Jordan?"...Russell says "so funny, I love her stories"...then Russell does a little imitation of a Jordan story saying "I'll get a number 6 with no mayo, a little tomato and a little bit of lettuce"...Jeff then does his much funnier version "I pulled up the clock said 2:42 and I was just telling my friend OMG it's 2:41, it was one minute after, but anyways we drove to the drive thru"  Cute! Hot tub banter - Egging on Jeff/the F word/the homeless 10:54-10:59pm Jeff and Russell are sitting on the BY  couches...Jordan, Kevin, Natalie and Michele are at the hot tub...they are talking about Michele's accent, how she says water and forest...they ask Michele to say "hurry, get some water, the forest is on fire"...she doesn't want to but finally does it and flubs the line. LOL Jordan says "Jeff, you say everything like toooo"...Russell laughs saying that Jordan was about to say toona...Jeff says "I know, every fu**ing day"...Jordan says it's weird, it's kind of like the toooo part, he says it deep and drags it...Kevin says that he would say "what are you doing" and Jeff would say "what are you dooooing?"...Jordan says yeah! yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Natalie says it's cool because he got his own freaking shout out (the callers for the HOH comp)...Jordan says "he did"...Natalie says that was sick...Jeff says "oh great"...Natalie says she would take a stone for her own shout out...Kevin says when Jeff says you're stupid, it sounds like stooopid... Jordan says yes! and tells Jeff to say "you're stooopid"...Jeff, while giving Jordan the finger says that this says the same thing...they laugh...Jeff says to Jordan "you gotta egg it on every day"...Russell says "she does egg it on"...Jordan says "no! we were just sitting here talking about stuff"...Kevin mentions Jeff's hands...Jordan says he does this (hand signal for "it's over") or this (hand signal for "done")... Jeff can't stay mad for long, he cracks up!!...Jeff says "he's a character, whatever, I don't know why I do things I do"... Jordan says today she was counting how many times Jeff said the "F" word, he was talking and getting into it and after every sentence there was an "F" word...Jeff says they can't use any of his footage...Jordan says BB would have to constantly bleep him out...Russell and Jeff say they would both be bleeped out during live shows...Jeff says they were pretty good on the last show, he thought that one might get out of control, they taped it early because it might...Natalie starts talking about what Chima said she would do on the live show if the mystery power was used and FISH... Feeds return with Jeff saying that if he had seen Chima throw her mic in the pool he would have walked away, he says the "F" word again and says how about he stops saying it?...Jordan says it will be hard...Kevin says he should say "freak"...Jeff says he needs a new word...Jordan says "fudge"...Kevin says "Gucci"...Natalie says "cluck"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "duck?"...Jeff says no, he needs his own word...Russell says "tuna"...Jeff says "f**k that" <--- that didn't last long LOL Jeff says he's just going to try not to swear starting now!...Kevin gives it 10 minutes...Natalie gives it 5...Jordan says "yeah, you'll start cussing"...Jeff says they'll see...Kevin says "so do you like homeless people Jeff"...Jeff laughs...Russell says as Jeff "I fu**ing hate them!"...Jeff says it depends, if it's around the holidays yes...Jordan says "what happened?"...they laugh... Jeff laughs saying he can't tell the story properly now...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he gets agitated...Kevin says Jeff gets agitated and it's all f, f, f, f, f...Jordan wants him to tell them, she didn't hear it, please...Jeff says he's not a re-storyteller, he's a in the moment guy, if you didn't hear it, you lost...Jordan wants Kevin to tell the story...Kevin says it's not a long story...Jordan asks Jeff to tell the story, does Jeff get mad at homeless people when they ask for money?...Jeff says it's a whole conversation...Kevin says it's not a long story, it's just in general... Jordan says that she had a lady come up to her asking for money just as she was about to get into her car and she was like "gosh, dangit", she had been shopping at a great sale and had her hands full of bags, she gave her 8 dollars...Jeff says wow!...Jordan says she felt bad for her...Jeff asks if it was the holidays? LOL Jordan says no, it wasn't...Jeff says 8 bucks?... Jordan says she came at her right when she walked out the door, she attacked her saying "ma'am, ma'am"...Jeff says why didn't she say, here's a buck LOL...Jordan says she gave her a sob story...Jeff says "oh here we go"...Jordan continues telling the story while Russell says he's used to that living in San Francisco...Jordan says she probably went and bought drugs...Jeff says she probably made 2 bills that day...

August 20 Sensual belly rub 12:14am Jeff, Jordan & Michele are up in the HOH talking game, they are trying to figure out what to do with the POV the next day. Jordan is laying down in bed...Jeff comes out of the washroom, he has been taking his sweet time (probably avoiding talking scenarios for the millionth time, lol)...Michele seems to be anxious to get on with game talk. Jeff heads slowly towards the round chair to sit down but not before grabbing the deck of cards on the table. He sits down...Michele starts talking scenarios...in the meantime Jordan has gotten up to go to the bathroom, she has her tank top lifted up exposing her belly...as she passes by Jeff, he reaches out and sensually rubs her belly...whoa 😍..Jordan just stands there enjoying while Jeff keeps going (obviously enjoying it too )... Jeff looks at her intently and then seems to snap out of it saying "umm, what?" LOL Jordan pats her belly, throws her hands up in the air and walks into the bathroom… Jeff knows Jordan so well 12:17-12:25am Jeff sits down on the floor by the HOH bed and plays solitaire while Jordan lays in bed...she had been waiting for him to get in bed and talk. Jeff gives Jordan a hard time for her making comments in the DR about his gardening...Jordan says well you told them I was smelly...Jeff says he didn't say that...Jordan says he better not have...Jeff says he said that people get a little funky in there...Jordan opens her mouth in offense...Jeff says he's joking, it's because the DR asks him why he's always smelling Jordan LOL... Jeff says Jordan makes him laugh when she says (with Jordan's accent) "Do I smell? How does my hair look?"  😊 Jordan giggles...Jeff says she drifts from one subject to another all the time and when he doesn't answer right away she gets pissed. Jordan says it's weird how they have been there only 47 days and yet he knows her so well...she says she feels like she has known him forever. Jeff says it's because they are around each other 24 hrs a day...Jordan says "yeah I know but still, I feel like I just know you"...Jeff says you think you know me? Jordan wonders if she thinks she knows him but she doesn't and he dumps her at the final 3, she gets scared, she thinks he will...Jeff says what scenario can you think of that I would do that?...she doesn't know...Jeff says there is none, she helped him from the beginning of the game and he is repaying her the favor. Jordan says she didn't really do anything...Jeff says she did enough for him, she did what he needed and that's all...Jordan asks Jeff if he will be depressed if she leaves before him...he says yeah!...Jordan says "will you?"...Jeff says f**k yeah! Isn't she going to be if he leaves?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff wants to see some waterworks (if he goes). Jordan says he will be like when an old man loses his wife...Jeff says he would be sad, very sad...Jordan says you'd be bored...Jeff says he'd be pissed. Jordan says honestly, what she really, really wants to do? backdoor Russell...Jeff was thinking the same thing...they talk a bit of game and Jordan rubs his arm and then neck.. Jeff starts to play another game of solitaire and Jordan gets miffed...she wants his full attention… Salty about Hawaii - Jordan’s jealous 12:28-12:37am The infamous "salty" convo up in the HOH room, Jordan's last night as HOH. (The whole convo relates to the long talk they had the night before about being salty or not and Jordan saying that she wouldn't care if Jeff hooked up with another girl in the house/Lydia) Jordan continues to wait in bed for Jeff who is playing solitaire...Jordan wants to talk and isn't happy that Jeff keeps playing cards...the feeds return to the HOH room...they talk about the Hawaii trip...they talk about what Jordan was saying in the DR about the trip...Jeff says "why would you think I'm taking a guy?"...Jordan says she never said that, of course he's taking a girl, so why wouldn't he take her then?...Jeff says "what?" and asks if she is serious right now, she really wants to go? Jordan is pissed that Jeff probably has another girl in mind to take and that Jeff won't say that she can go to Hawaii with him...Jordan says it's all about sex...Jeff says he can have sex with pretty much anyone he wants if he takes them to Hawaii, that's how it goes...Jordan says that's gross, she is done...Jeff laughs and says "it's over?"...Jordan says definitely, she is so done...Jeff says "what? come here" 😍...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan says Jeff wouldn't take her and would rather take someone he could have sex with?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "that makes me mad!"...Jeff asks her if she's getting pissed right now?...Jordan is! 😅 Jordan says she would take Jeff...Jeff calls BS on that and says she's a liar, she would not take him...silence...Jeff says "eh? don't turn your back on this conversation"...Jordan says "you're basically telling me no"...Jeff says he didn't...Jordan says he did, whatever...Jeff can't believe she is getting upset right now, he wants to talk about this after they get out of there and one of them wins, uh?? if they win 1st and 2nd they're going to Hawaii, how about that?...Jordan half-heartedly says "k"...Jeff wants her to turn around right now and talk to him...Jordan says he's playing cards...Jeff says "talk to me"... Jeff says "you're getting mad I'm not taking you to Hawaii but you don't care if I f**k around with everybody"...Jordan tries to explain...Jeff says "I told you you'd get salty, you liar...you try to play him like you're cool"...Jordan denies...Jeff says "you're like I don't care, I told you you'd get mad"...Jordan says he can go have sex with whoever he wants...Jeff says she's saying it with an attitude voice, she wasn't being inviting, friendly... Jeff says "you're getting jealous...that's cute Jordan...Jordan you getting jealous?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "liar"...Jordan says "no, I'm not"...Jeff pauses and says "Jordan's jealous...awww"  ....Jeff says "Johrdan...Jordan?"... Jordan says she'll only talk to him after his game, she tells Jeff to play only one more game so he can come to bed and they can talk...Jeff says "wow, you're like a mom telling me to go to bed...I'm all growns up"...Jordan says "well keep playing then"...Jeff wants to hug LOL Jordan says they can...Jeff says "really?...purr...what else" 😉 Jeff asks Jordan what her favorite movies are...she says a bunch, The Notebook, Pretty Woman, Blow...he says "yeah Blow"...Jeff loses another game and continues to play solitaire (for me...nightmarish endless solitaire playing! ack 🤯) Smooth Jazz legs & hair 12:45-12:57am Jordan has waited patiently for Jeff and he finally comes to bed without winning a game of solitaire...Jeff says so what are we talking about?...crickets..."what is so important that I came to bed for, I could have finished playing my game"...Jordan, with attitude, says turn on the light then and play cards...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "Jesus, we act like we've been dating for 10 years, there's no winning" LOL Jeff goes over a typical conversation with a girlfriend where she gets upset with him and wants him to leave where he is, he does and asks what's up? she says nothing and he asks why'd she make him leave and she says well go back!! and he says then wtf did you make me leave for?  Jeff then says "and why do I have my glasses on in the dark?" 😆 Jordan giggles... Jordan has her leg draped over Jeff, he rubs her leg and says "Smooth Jazz" ...Jordan laughs knowing he would say that...Jeff rubs her leg a little higher and Jordan, of course in typical fashion, gets all nervous and brings up something random to talk about...except this time it's Hawaii again...they banter back & forth a bit, they're not really on the same page, Jeff can't believe they're talking about this again, he says "Jordan!"... Jordan explains he made her mad by not talking about the Hawaiian thing and playing cards...Jeff says she insisted he stop playing cards and then they had nothing to talk about...they try to talk about something else...Jordan brings up the backdooring Russell thing...they talk game again for a few minutes. Jeff touches his hair and says his hair is so soft, Jordan asks if he used System Professional?...Jeff says yeah...she reaches over and smells his hair, smells good. ☺️ Jeff realizes he put a glossing thing in his hair instead of conditioner so now his hair is sparkly LOL He says it feels silky, it feels like smooth jazz.  Jordan says "you're so funny"...Jeff wants to know why they don't make cool products for guys, girls get all the good stuff, guys get a pinecone to go to town...Jordan says she can get him salon stuff...Jeff says he's not that concerned...Jordan says she can then mail it to him...Jeff says no, he can mail her jardiniere... Jeff asks Jordan to feel his hair, play with it...she says it feels real nice...Jordan says she washed her armpits and for Jeff to smell them...she is ticklish but he manages to smell them...twice LOL They smell good :) Jeff laughs and says see, this is exactly what they ask about in the DR...then they bring up farting too...Jeff says that he said on tape that his stomach does the cucaracha in there. Jeff cracks up!  He says he could rip them all day...they laugh...Jeff says why did he say that? he said in the DR that he has a gas problem...they laugh about this and how stupid they are going to sound on TV...feeds go to control room… JeJo getting to know each other/Classic banter Part 1 1:02-1:22am Classic Jeff & Jordan banter... They start out by asking each other if they remember their birthdays?...Jordan remembers Jeff's is the 5th of June but Jeff forgets Jordan's is the 21st of November...of course he acts like it's no big deal she remembered and he forgot 😐 He then asks her what his middle name is but Jordan says he never told her...he says see? (he's all indignant she doesn't know) Jordan then comments on how he says "Ma"...what does he call his dad? Jeff says PaPa...Jordan says no, you don't?...Jeff laughs and says no but that is what he calls his buddy Tony's dad because he is Italian and doesn't really speak English...they talk about Jeff's friends... Jeff says he just happens to have lots of Italian friends...Jordan says it sounds like he is saying Popeye. Jordan says she knows a lady that looks like Olive Oyl (but she pronounces it Olive Uwel from PiePie) She then says singing..."remember PiePie the Sailor Man" 🤣 LOLOL Jeff cracks up at this. Feeds cut out for a few minutes...they talk about the Smurfs...they both loved them...Jordan loved the Care Bears, the Babysitter's Club...Jeff liked He-Man...way before her time. 😉 Jordan says "you're like 9 years older than me"...Jeff says not "like" I am, it's a true story 😀 Jordan says you're a lot older, she says you were 9 when I was born...Jeff says you were 9 when I was 18, when you're 27 I'll be 36...Jordan says what, you were 27 when I was 18? Jeff says whatever age you are, add 9 to it LOL ...Jordan says it's just weird...Jeff says what do you want me to do? It hurts 😏 Jeff says Jordan talks about this every day...Jordan says what do you want me to talk about?...Jeff says his hair ☺️ Jordan is done talking about it...Jeff wants her to play with it, scratch it...Jordan says she will scratch his back not his hair...Jeff says and then maybe just sometimes slip up to my hair and feel it. They laugh...Jeff gets in back scratch position...Jordan says he's such a goober...Jeff doesn't like that word because he doesn't know what it means and she called him that when he first came in the house...Jordan says sometimes she wants to call him Jeffro but she won't because she doesn't really like that name for him...Jeff says how about PiePie? LOL Jordan says she doesn't like Lincoln because that is for an old man. Jeff says he is old...how much older than her is he? :) Jordan says no like a 60 yr old man. They then talk about foods they like and dislike...Jeff asks Jordan if she like chicken wings...she does but doesn't like the vein snapping back at her...Jeff says oh, yeah, you worked at Hooters...and you didn't even have your hooters 🤣🤣 Jeff says he can see her working there...Jordan says she was the worst!...Jeff says he can see that too, not really but yeah really. Jordan talks about her best friend that worked with her...they are similar looking...she wasn't released so she won't say her name...she was in New Orleans with her, when her hair is curly she looks like Kate Hudson...Jeff likes Kate Hudson, she's sexy...Jordan says they would tell customers they were BFF... Jordan got mistaken for her but they knew it wasn't because her friend has huge boobs and she didn't and her friend has no butt and she does...Jeff says you got a nice butt 😍 he makes a clopping sound twice with his tongue Jordan only worked there because all her girlfriends worked there, she says it was easy but the tips were bad...Jordan didn't like working there, it wasn't her... Foreshadowing....Jeff laughs at how they had pictures on the buttons at Hooters...Jordan says her friends said they made it especially for her and yet she would still mess stuff up...Jeff laughs saying she couldn't match the pictures... Jordan says a man made her cry once, they only had 3 servers and all these people started coming in and she was running around like crazy, she was overwhelmed, it was the worst day of serving she ever had...Jeff talks about his serving days too, he's glad those days are gone...Jordan can't imagine being a server at 30...how are you supposed to raise a family being a server?..Jeff says there are some people that make careers out of it...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Classic Banter - Part 2 1:24-2:13am Jeff returns from the bathroom...Jordan asks Jeff is he ever gets worried that he's 31 and isn't married...Jeff says yeah, sometimes, he says not about being married but it's about having kids...he doesn't want to be an old dad, he wants to play around...feeds cut out... When feeds return Jordan and Jeff are giggling and then they get quiet...Jordan says she guesses she will try to go to sleep...Jeff says they have another half hour to talk but takes off his mic anyways...he assumes the snuggle position... Leaving this part up to interpretation but IMO J&J were getting to know each other without words if you know what I mean. Something was going on under those covers... Jeff hastily goes back to his side and does the sign of the cross to pray (probably for self control, lol) and he covers his ears with his hands to block out distraction...Jordan turns towards him...Jeff says to give him 2 minutes (to pray) but Jordan doesn't really hear him and says goodnight while holding onto his arm...her arm moves down towards...well again...something is happening under covers... Jordan's hand comes up and holds onto Jeff's arm...she doesn't want to let go of him... Jordan holds and rubs Jeff's hand...Jordan smells Jeff's hand and says she thinks the skunk smell is from the latex gloves he was using or the dye from the tie dye kit...she grabs his hand again and holds it close...Jeff says did you love my shirt? Jordan says yeah, it was Gucci. Jeff says yes! :) They are quiet for a bit and Jordan seems to be rubbing Jeff under the covers, she then puts her hand in his armpit and they both laugh...she turns away from Jeff...he asks her where she is going?...Jordan says when I touch your armpit I imagine you saying "you love it in there" Jeff snuggles up to Jordan real tight...Jordan says it makes her laugh when he says that...Jeff says she hasn't been in his armpit for awhile...Jordan tries to get comfy... They snuggle real close and there is definitely something going on under those covers again...Jordan seems very cognizant that the camera is on them...after a few minutes of touching and no talking Jordan shifts position and does the classic Jordan deflection by saying that her nose always gets stuffy 🧐 Jeff seems perplexed by this LOL and he shifts position and puts the cover over his head...clearly he's frustrated 😉...Jordan then shifts again and practically puts her butt on top of Jeff... More quiet and rustling of covers...they both seem restless...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants some of her blanket?...Jeff in a crackly voice says "it's soft" but says no, it's ok...Jeff says "I like soft"...Jordan whispers "I know, me too"...quiet and then feeds cut out briefly... More quiet and under the covers stuff...at this point you can't even tell which body is which under there...quiet and then Jeff shifts and clears his throat...feeds cut out again... When they return Jeff is completely under the covers and only Jordan's head is seen...more quiet...after a bit Jeff turns to spoon Jordan again, he gives her a kiss on her shoulder and puts his hand right at her neck/chest...Jordan whispers that her chest is breaking out...Jeff clears his throat again LOL More quiet...it's obvious neither one is going to sleep...Jordan takes off her socks and says she gets hot and then is freezing in the morning. She tries to get comfy by laying on her back. Jeff's hand is clearly roaming around under covers...at one point Jeff says he is doing her boob exercises for her LOL Jordan gets nervous after Jeff says that...she is hyper aware of the camera and is fidgety...Jeff continues roaming Jordan...they are quiet for what seems like awhile...feeds cut out...Jordan adjusts herself, more strange goings on...rustling & strategic positioning of Jordan's foot ...AHEM...then Jordan smiles and Jeff giggles... Jordan giggles and turns towards Jeff, he says "you're good", covers them with the blanket and they kiss 🥰 ..Jordan mumbles something and Jeff holds her face. She then says she can't sleep. (No DUH!) They come out from under the blanket, Jordan rubs her nose cuz it's stuffy, they are both quiet. Jeff shifts over to his side and Jordan asks him if he can't sleep...Jeff says not really. They both get quiet but Jordan asks Jeff if he's doing his Johnny Depp for the show, Jeff says he doesn't know and Jeff asks Jordan if they are going to dress up tomorrow for the show...Jordan doesn't know... They finally settle and go to sleep.. Jeff - “If you skate I’m gonna be fu**in so pissed/Sweet hugs for Jordan in the SS room 11:35-12:06pm Jeff & Jordan are back down in the "ghetto" AKA the SS room...Jordan's reign as HOH is almost over...they are still debating what to do about the upcoming POV, POV ceremony and if to backdoor Russell if the opportunity arises. J&J lay down in bed covered with the turquoise comforter...Jeff encourages Jordan to get in his armpit   Michele is in the room going through her drawers but J&J are oblivious to her and continue to cuddle and giggle in bed...Jeff is draped all over Jordan  They whisper about what to do re: Russell and the DR...Jordan leaves to go talk it out in the DR to see if she can get some clarity. Jordan returns from the DR 4 mins later LOL...so much for clarity... Jordan sits down by Jeff on the bed and smiles at him while Jeff says that they have already gone over this 10 million times and his head is going to explode (mine too! 🤯)...he wants her to make her decision, he doesn't care, do whatever she wants...Jeff gets mad that Jordan wanted to "dance" with Russell and now she wants to keep him...what was all that dance for?...Jeff asks her why she makes him do all that shit...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he's serious, so she can be all like "hey!" and everybody will be all like "you're not going nowhere". Classic Jeff here... Jeff says "if I get f***ing evicted and you skate, I'm gonna be f***ing so pissed, I'm telling you right now...yeah, I am...you give me that f***ing look every day because yeah, I am"...Jordan says "with what?"...Jeff says "Jordan, you're so cute, you never did anything, you stay til the final two...Jeff, beat it...you have these conversations, evict people, this and that and you're behind the scenes twisting your moustache but in front you're like...hey, anybody want more cake?...don't think I don't notice" Jordan gives him a look and Jeff says "are you giving me a dirty look?" Jordan says "listen, I just need help in figuring out..." Jeff headlocks her with his legs! LOL He has her smothered with the comforter, he taps her head and holds her down for a bit, she shrieks...Jeff relents and lets her out but bear hugs her over to lay in his arms...Jordan playfully resists but enjoys it at the same time :) ...she says he yells at her all the time...Jeff says that was not yelling and then proceeds to yell at her "this is not yelling!" LOL Jordan says that Jeff is getting an attitude with her...Jeff gives her two kisses and she says he thinks she doesn't do anything...Jeff says he's just joking and they laugh...they whisper game again, confirming what they are going to do because it's coming down to crunch time. Classic Jeff & Jordan here... Once they decide what to do, Jeff says that now they can make out...Jordan says no!...Jeff says whaddya mean no?...Jeff rubs her back and side and says he loves it (the soft blanket she has on)...they go over scenarios again  Jordan asks Jeff if they have to be dressed up for the show?...Jeff says no, we have to be naked...he kisses her neck...Jordan says blah...Jeff doesn't like that...he asks her if she wants to get naked...Jordan - no!...Jeff - what? LOL Jordan sits up and says she's gonna fix herself something to eat...Jeff pulls her top down to bare her shoulder and purrs🐯, she says "Jeffff!"...he says "what? come here sexy"...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "what if you backdoor me, I'm gone! come here"...and he pulls her down to lay with him again...she shrieks, gets up and says this time he might be (backdoored) after that comment he made to her...Jeff says don't leave like that and leglocks her head again...Jeff releases her and asks her what she's going to make to eat and to shut up about that comment... Jeff throws stones by asking her if she is going to make the whole house something to eat and wash everybody's dishes?...they banter back and forth...Jordan says it's called being a neat freak!...Jeff says she has a sassy attitude...Jordan says he made her mad...Jeff laughs and says "no, not again" (so cute!🥰) ...Jordan says he's being rude...Jeff hugs Jordan again and pulls her down and apologizes...Jeff says she is stuck with him so "oh well" 😇 More game talk and then they high five...Jeff says that Jordan is with him so don't worry...Jordan says "oh, no because I skate by"...Jeff hugs her again and kisses her neck... Jeff says "you're stuck"...Jordan repeats the skating by comment...they debate over the exact wording and Jeff says he was just throwing stones...Jordan pinches his cheek and he pulls her down one last time to lay with him. Jordan gets up, she wants to eat...Jeff is still lazy, he wants a sour candy so Jordan gets one from the drawer for him...Jeff says "please, please sweetheart" ☺️ when he wants her to return the box to the drawer...Jordan sits down again with him to talk game one last time  ...when they're done, Jeff says so now let's make out and he kisses her 😘...Jordan says no, we eat...Jeff says "make out?" Jordan says "no eat" LOL Jordan asks Jeff one last time..."do you really think I skate by?"...Jeff groans my God! are you gonna say this everyday now? you're so sensitive...more JeJo banter...Michele enters the room, Jeff finally gets up and they both leave the room… Whisper & bump in the BR 1:36pm Jordan watches Jeff trim his hair with the clippers in the bathroom. She gets up to whisper in Jeff's ear… ...presumably about deciding to keep Russell...and Jeff goes to get something beside her and playfully bumps her in the butt. Jordan moves aside and playfully punches him. (seen in tributes) Analogies through the roof/Back drawings 1:44-2:25pm Jeff gets back in bed with Jordan who is a bit drowsy...Jordan wonders if she left something of hers up in the HOH and if TPTB will return it...Jeff asks if she left her loofah up there...Jordan says a "what-ah?"...Jeff says a loofah and Michele says that is what she calls it. Jordan says she calls it a sponge...Jeff says "get sophisticated, eat with the right fork sometimes" ...his analogies are through the roof in there. Jeff says he made that analogy up on the spot and he likes it...Jordan didn't even get it. Jeff explains about going out for dinner and having fancy cutlery, lol...Jordan and Michele don't think people will get it and not to use it...Jeff says forget it, it's in the repertoire LOL Jeff, Jordan and Michele have some playful banter, then Michele says go ahead and drown me...Jeff says that means I love you...he turns to Jordan and says...LUV right Jordan? (Yeah right he didn't understand the LOVE/LUV question in Vegas after the show, I call BS) More cute banter btw Jeff & Jordan where Jordan tells Jeff that when she says "Jayeff" that is like a beware sign, a warning to back off...Jeff laughs and says "Hellllooo?"(referring to the Chaosserolle comp) Cute! 🥰 Jeff nuzzles her back and asks her if she wants to scratch his back...she doesn't want to because she is the one that wants to nap...Jeff's not tired. Jeff starts drawing pictures on Jordan's back...Jeff draws a simple house and Jordan guesses "I love you?"...Jeff says wow! it was a house...relax LOL He then draws a snowman and gives Jordan some clues that totally confuse her, she finally gets it and then says his clues basically sucked  :)  More cute banter... He then draws a smiley face which she gets then he draws the Louvre (which is actually just a triangle) Jordan guesses the Eiffel Tower, good guess! Jeff admits he just drew a triangle with windows and he was going to yell at her for not getting it  ...they move on...she correctly guesses a car, a Christmas tree, he then bugs her about being smelly... Jeff then draws a lightbulb on her back and as a hint says you screw it in...Jordan says "a dick?" but Jeff thinks she says "deck" and asks her what kind of deck she has in her backyard. Too funny 😂... Jeff & Michele totally didn't get that one and Jordan never set them straight...finally after a few hints Jordan guesses light bulbs...then Jeff goes to draw Gumby but doesn't and talk turns to the little green martian on the Flintstones...Jeff says he's Gazoo, the girls argue there was no such character...Lydia confirms there was a Gazoo...Jeff is happy he was right :) Talk btw Jeff & Michele then turns to weather in Chicago...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants him to draw more? Jordan does, he continues to draw...he draws a clover, he gives Jordan the hint "Boston" and "rhymes with clover"...Jordan says his hints are awful, she says to stop yelling at her and then she guesses clover...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that if he wanted to help her get it, he would have said St. Patrick's day, lucky, etc. They banter back and forth and Jordan says remind me when it's time to pick partners that she's picking Michele or someone else...Jeff says she is stuck with him....more banter... They switch positions and Jordan draws on Jeff's back...Cutest one is when Jordan is almost done one and Jeff says "start over, I got 'will you marry'...start over" LOL Jordan then goes on to describe a horse's poops and penis and how big they are...Russell says her mom is going to be mad at her for saying that word...Jordan admits that in the DR she said that her mom said that men think with their penises not their heads but she said that Jeff isn't like that. Jeff smiles and says he can't wait to hear all this shit. Jeff says Jordan is going to get a couple of phone calls and maybe a knock on her door...Jordan says she has said nothing bad...Jordan continues drawing and then he does too even though he says she makes him tired LOL They finally stop and everyone in the room becomes real quiet.... Jeff irons - Moodiness, Nick Lachey, Boy Bands 4:14-4:17pm The feeds switch to the RR..Jordan and Kevin are just passing time chatting until the live show, Jeff is ironing his baby blue t-shirt nearby (he didn't even end up wearing it to the live show)...Kevin asks Jordan if she gets moody during her period?...Jordan says "omg, yeah", she says she's been cramping, she can feel it but she hasn't started yet, she put a pad on just in case (TMI!!)...it would be her luck that she would get it for the live show, she gets really, really moody...Kevin says before it starts?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she gets irritated very easy...Jeff smiles/smirks at her... Jordan says "don't I?"...Jeff says quietly "no...you're a saint Johhrdan"...Kevin says "I'm not watching you Jeff...iron...shirtless" ...Jeff doesn't get the humor and says it's not a good display...Kevin tries again saying "take that hot iron Jeff, run it over that shirt"...Jeff says "dude, I hate ironing"... Jordan says "you know what your tattoo reminds me of? I don't know why"...Kevin says "a compass"...Jeff says "it's going to be something to embarrass me so" 😒...Jordan says yeah but...Jeff says "what is it Jordan?"...Jordan says "Nick Lachey from 98 degrees"...Russell yells out "I was just about to say that!"...Jordan says "does it not? when it was on his shoulder and he spiked his hair up just like Jeff, I always think of that"...Russell yells out that it has that same sun...Kevin says it was bigger than that?...Jordan says it was 98 degrees but then he changed it into a sun because of that...Russell thinks so. Kevin says that Jeff just needs to get in a boy band now...Jeff and Jordan laugh...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says it would be like the movie "The Goods"...Kevin asks Jeff if he can sing at all?...Jeff says "no, it sucks, it hurts, I lost"...Jeff says he could Milli Vanilli it...Kevin giggles... Jeff says he's not the best dancer either, he's not really cut out for a boy band but he's not against it, he giggles...he says he's a little old so it's probably not the best idea...Russell says "what about a man band?" LOL...Jeff says "hell yeah, what's that?"...Russell says it's the over 30 band...talk turns to random chatter, Lydia and Natalie enter the room... Jeff loves Jordan’s butt 4:33-4:35pm Jeff is sitting at the kitchen counter making origami...Jordan is milling about the kitchen, gets some pain meds and goes to the sink to get water...Jeff looks up, gives a second take and tells Jordan "I love your butt in those pants" 😍 Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "you know what's going on"...Jordan says "with what?" but Jeff doesn't answer, he is trying to make an origami penguin at the kitchen counter...Jordan sits with Jeff and they comment on the guy on the back of the Rice Krispies box looking like Paul Walker which leads to movie talk. Jeff loves going to movies, he wishes they had a punch card or he could sneak in, movies are expensive, he goes with Mimmo's little brother all the time, he loves the movies. Jordan says she can't wait to get the comp over with. Jeff gets frustrated with the origami but Jordan is no help, she gets up to leave and Jeff asks here where she is going? Jordan says "away" and walks off...Jeff says "come here...no...go ahead....f**k yeah Jordan!...Jordan!" he laughs...I guess he liked the view 😍 Jeff’s Syndrome 6:42pm Jeff has just won HOH, the HG's are all sitting around in the kitchen. They talk about Lydia and how when she doesn't like someone she likes them even more. Jeff says he has the same syndrome but not as bad...he says it's like when someone says there's a chick and I say she's ok but if someone says she hates you, then he says "which one?" and he goes to talk to her. It's called Liking What You Can't Have Syndrome Jeff’s HOH room 10:13-10:37pm "Who wants to see my HOH room?" Jeff shows off his HOH to the HG's. The first thing Jordan says about one of his pics is "omg, it doesn't even look like you" which ended up being repeated several times during the reveal...apparently Jeff didn't look like "Jeff" before LOL Jeff admits his Ma used to rock his hair. Jeff is all smiles showing off his family & friends. He loves the photo of him & his Dad fishing. He awwws at the picture his niece Marley drew for him. He also awwws at the photo of his grandmas that both passed away in December, he says it's sad. Jordan picks it up and awwws too. He has his fishing hat and his grandma's scarf. He's happy to get the Bob Marley Legend CD...he pffssssssts. ;) More comments about how different he looks now...Jordan looks through his fridge, he got cookie dough...for her 😉:...he even got Jardiniere. Jeff laughs about that. Jordan thinks he might be a twin because she can't get over how different he looks in the various pics. Jeff reads his letter...it's brief. Jeff says if it was longer he would have cried. They talk about his hair, his nieces, his cross, the various things he received in his basket including cologne & deodorant (for Jordan, lol). Jeff talks about his fake name Lincoln and the holy water he got. Jeff is excited for his friends Barry & Mimmo that they got mentioned in the reveal. Jeff says he knows how it feels when people don't want to be the first to leave so he says let's go downstairs and they do… Boob talk/Jordan’s omission 11:21-11:25pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside on the couches with Kevin, Michele & Natalie...they are talking about their BB intros and how corny they were...Jordan says she had on a jean skirt, knee high cowboy boots and a plaid tube top, her boobs were sweating, she was sweating so bad because she was nervous, she was drinking alcohol to loosen up... Kevin says it all makes sense now, he would say how much big boobs make him sick, not like Jordan's but like Laura's and of course Laura was in the house, BB would ask him "so how do big boobs make you feel?" and he would go off on them...BB calls them out to not talk about production...Kevin and Jordan giggle...Kevin says he said they make him sick, they make him gag and then there was Laura 🙂 Natalie asks Kevin "you never liked Laura either right?"...Kevin says he liked her initially...Natalie says her boobs were too big, huge...Jordan agrees...Kevin says she admitted they were obnoxiously big, her words...Jordan says that Laura said they were natural and she got implants for what reason?...Natalie says because they were saggy or something. Jordan points to Michele saying "I showed you mine didn't I?"...Michele says no, she hasn't seen any boobs in the house...Natalie says she saw them...Jordan says she showed Kevin...Michele says she felt them but didn't see them...Kevin says those were his first boobs he's ever seen...Jordan says "yeah! I showed Kevin in the shower"...Michele says she's seen Jordan's one at a time by accident because she flashed her a bunch... Interesting little bit of information she leaves out here, conveniently leaving out the fact that Jeff saw her boob too...but she gets busted by Jeff later LOL! ⬇️ Jordan says that she was putting on her dress one night and her boob popped out and Braden was in the room and he said "omg, that was like a baby crying for milk"...they laugh...Michele says "oh Bradenism's"...Jordan says she was laughing about that...Jordan asks Natalie if she saw her would she think her boobs are fake?...Natalie says no...Jordan says good!...Natalie says Laura, yes...Kevin says he didn't know until she told him...Jordan says "really? that's a good thing". Jeff is just looking at Jordan at this point and Jordan looks at him saying "what!?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Natalie, ever the shit stirrer, says "have you shown Jeff your boobs?"...Jordan lies or conveniently forgets LOL saying "he actually hasn't seen them"...Jeff pipes up saying "I saw one" Jordan gets caught...she says "it would have been easier...by a pop up, the milk thing with Braden...it would be different in the beginning when I didn't really know Jeff and I showed him" (what lol) ..Jeff just smiles… Jordan deflects by saying that Lydia, Chima, Kevin, Laura and Natalie saw her boobs and Kevin was like "ohhh"...they laugh...Kevin asks Jeff for a little flash...Jeff says "of the good stuff?"...Jordan says "of the pee pee? oh Lord"...they laugh about the Puppetry of the Penis and then Jordan starts talking about her gf and vaginas and FISH… 69 & other sexy talk/Jeff’s face says it all 11:33-11:51pm The HG's are sitting on the couches in the BY...Talk has turned to sex...big surprise! Jordan starts grilling Kevin about gay sex, he is open about it and answers all her questions...funny moment when they are talking about "69" and Natalie asks if someone can explain it better for her (obviously Natalie knew! She was such a sh*t stirrer wanting someone else to say scandalous things on the live feeds)...Jordan obliges and says "69 is like let's say, I'm laying down this way (points one way) and Jeff is laying...(laughter ensues)...and Jeff is laying down with his head this way (points the other way) and my head is this way...you see what I mean?" LOL Jeff says take a 6 and a 9 and put them like that (he shows how) on top of each other...Natalie doesn't get how Kevin does it though...Kevin says exactly the same...Jordan says you're on top of each other, he's like yah and you're like yah and y'all are just...Kevin says "blowing each other"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff watching Jordan 😳🤔🫣😍☺️. Jeff gets redder by the second and when Natalie says "oh my God!"...Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff turns beet red, laughs and puts his head down... Jordan laughs... Kevin says those are the best and Jeff laughs again...Natalie asks Jordan if she's only had sex once right?...Jordan says yeah but she has done umm...Kevin says BJ's?...Jordan says oh yeah, she's good at...she catches herself saying too much and says "well no we're not talking about that!" and Jeff 😃 Jordan says they're on live feeds so she's not talking about any of that, that might make it...Kevin says 69 is awesome because both are getting pleased equally...Jordan says she can't concentrate, sometimes she feels like...she starts laughing and Jeff cracks up!...Natalie points out that it's making Jeff laugh... Jordan and the others continue talking about their experience with sex & preferences...Jordan says she likes the beach, how romantic it can be and how it makes you want to have sex...Jordan asks Kevin if he does toys and dress up and all that?...Jeff's face hehe Kevin says he did buy...he sees Jeff looking at him sheepishly and they both laugh...Kevin says he bought a dildo...Natalie and Jordan are confused why they would need one...Kevin explains it's like having another person there without having a threesome...As Jordan is taking that in she pauses and says "ok, gotcha"...Jeff looks at Jordan, shaking his head and smiling at her... Jordan says "gah! I'm boring"...she is told she needs to explore...Jeff just smiles and turns red...(oh Jeffrey, to read your mind right now LOL) Jordan now opens up about her past and how she has only been with one man and how he hurt her (physically and emotionally) I won't go into details but the best part again is watching Jeff's face looking at Jordan throughout...fascinating...at one point Jordan says that she can't just hang out with a guy a couple of weeks and have sex with them, she just can't, it's not her...Russell who has come outside by then says that's a good quality though, a lot of girls aren't like that...Kevin says "what if he's totally hot?"...Jeff laughs saying "Kevin"...Jordan says it doesn't matter to her... Talk gets serious when Jordan starts talking about a guy that she missed out on dating and how it was probably for the best because he was set in his life and she was too young for him, she should have met him when she was 26...Jeff goes to the fridge to have a smoke...Jordan says there are lots of men out there...Kevin says he's met his "person" for life, it's hard being gay and having monogamous relationships...talk then turns more fun when Jordan describes her friend Daniel that is gay and how he is scrumptious and his bf is so fine...Jeff's reaction 😌 Jeff uhhh's at the end of his laugh as he tends to do and then Jordan says there's another guy that comes in to the salon that is too hot to be gay and she hates it! Jeff smiles again...Jordan goes on to talk about two guys from the Real World named Danny and Paul who were gay, she says they were both hot, the one that was in the army, they blurred out his face but from the shadow you could see his body and mmmmm (implying she wanted him)...Jeff shaking his head...  LOL They start talking about gay guys getting married, how common it is...Jordan talks about one of her relatives being gay...Kevin says he doesn't think any of his family knows he's gay...Jeff says come on!...Jordan says what!!?...Kevin says his parents and brother know but no one else...they continue talking about gay issues and then FISH...

August 21 You know when you know 12:43-12:47am Jordan is still out in the BY talking with Natalie, Kevin & Russell...they are talking about cheating and trusting men...Jordan reiterates that her mom told her that men think with their penises not their heads...Jordan says these days it's harder to trust men...Kevin says not to go too far on the pendulum, too trusting all the way to never trusting a man, it's hard to find the middle...Kevin says you just need to find the right guy and hold onto that guy. Jordan says you know how you hear people say all the time..."you know when you know"...Jordan says her aunt says yeah, you just know, you just click with that person...Kevin and Natalie agree and say it's that way for them. Kevin then says..."do you know with Jeff?" 🧐...Jordan gets embarrassed, giggles and turns 3 shades of red while Natalie gives her a hard time for not kissing Jeff after he won HOH (good! Natalie's right) ...Jordan says "we're just friends, we're just friends...he's a good friend" 🙄 She says that he is someone she would hope would keep in touch with, then she says she would like to keep in contact with everyone there (we all know how that turned out in both aspects ) Hawaii & sex 1:08-1:12am Jordan, Natalie & Kevin are sitting outside talking, they are hoping they win some extra cash or prizes still...Kevin says that he thinks there will be more prizes...Natalie doesn't think so and Jordan thinks maybe...just as Kevin starts saying there's already been a vacation, Jeff comes back outside and Jordan makes a point of saying "wait! the vacation...Jeff's..." (meaning he won the vacation)... Jordan then says they got in a fight last night about it. (I was not a fan of Jordan telling the others their personal business, it drove me nuts and later on we see that it drove Jeff nuts too. I know it was part strategy but...) Jeff heads over to the hot tub...Kevin and Natalie don't bite on what Jordan has said, they keep talking about the prizes...Jordan raises her voice saying "we got into an argument about it, we really did, I got all salty about it"...Natalie gives Jordan the attention she's seeking and says "well he can take you with him"...Jordan says "no! he was basically telling me he wasn't going to take me with him and then I got really mad" Jeff walks over to the fridge area to get a towel and says that first of all Jordan asked him if he was taking her with him and he said he didn't know and she was pissed, like he didn't really say he was going to take her...Jordan admits she got mad, really mad...Natalie says "hell yeah! a trip to Hawaii"...Jeff goes back to the hot tub area...Jordan says that then Jeff said it was all about the sex thing, about someone he would take... Jeff says "no I did not say that!"...Jordan says "no not all about that but I took it as that he wants to take someone to Hawaii that he wants to have sex with and I got pissed!"...Kevin says "oh that's what that was about?"...Jordan continues "and I was like oh, so you don't want to take me, you'd rather, because I'm not going to have sex with you, you'd rather take somebody else you'd have sex with"...Natalie points out that you never know, you're in Hawaii, you never know what will happen... Jordan says "yeah I know BUT like I said the only thing is I'm going to have sex with someone is (pause)"...Natalie says "someone you're committed with and in a relationship with"...Jordan says "right"...Natalie says she agrees 100% with that...Jeff who is in the hot tub now says "what'd you say?"...Natalie repeats what she said... Jeff says "yeah OR if you go to Hawaii" LOL Kevin says "nooo"...Jordan says "no Jeff just because you go to Hawaii, you're just like romantic whatever, you're not gonna have sex, you may fool around, blow jobs, whatever, but you're not gonna have sex" (hmm I thought blow jobs were sex! LOL)...Jordan giggles and Jeff cracks up!...Jordan's BUSTED! Natalie says so that means if Jeff takes her there's a chance for that LOL and who knows would that would lead to...Jordan backtracks saying no sex, she's serious, she's just saying...Jeff says he can get blow jobs in Hermosa. (Oh Jeff lol) Kevin and Natalie laugh along with Jeff...Jordan says it just pissed her off, she doesn't know why...Natalie says she knows what she is saying. Jordan says that Jeff said "well if I don't win or you don't win, you know, if you win, you can pay for yours"...Jeff says that Jordan said " well we're just friends" and Jeff said "fine, we're just friends, you win the 500 thousand, I'll take you, you pay for everything and I'll take you to Hawaii, just as friends, isn't that fair? all the trip's on me and all the spending money's on you, you have 500G's" (yep Jeff has a point, she did say they were just BFF 😉) ...Kevin says that's a good deal...Jordan repeats she got pissed while Jeff says they're friends and don't have to worry about sex...Kevin and Jeff agree it's split then...Jordan says "cuz I know he's going to be trying to hump me all of the time but..." Jordan giggles and says she's just kidding...Jeff says "it is Hawaii" 🏝️ Natalie says it's romantic you know and no cameras...Kevin says "on the beach"...Jeff says "you just said you liked the beach and stuff"(Jeff was paying attention earlier ☺️) ...Jordan says "I do!"...Kevin says they have crystal clear water beaches...Jeff says oh yeah, it's irresistible, inevitable, he should say 😉...meanwhile Russell comes outside and joins them, they start talking about the trip in general... Natalie says it was a nice prize...Jeff says 5G's is nice too but he likes to travel and he knew that would ensure he would travel, if he got 5G's he'd blow it or just use it for something else...Natalie thinks the trip is worth more than 5G's since it's a trip for two...talk turns... Cookie dough & hair stuff 1:16-1:19am Jordan has gone inside but comes back out and heads to the hot tub to talk to Jeff...Jordan sits down and says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothin"...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot...Jordan says "is it?"...Jordan says when she had stuck her feet in the hot tub and then went to take a bath it was so weird...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says she kinda wants to eat but she's like noooo...Jeff says "cookie dough?"... Jordan says "no, you got cookie (dough), did you even ask for that?"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "you just got it?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan awww's...Jordan asks if her teeth are red (from the wine)...Jeff says no, they're scary white Jeff says "are you going to put your shit back upstairs?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "like put your hair stuff" LOL Jordan laughs and says "cuz you wanna use it" 😊 They get quiet then Natalie says they can BBQ tomorrow...Jordan says Jeff and Russell can BBQ chicken and they can have BBQ sandwiches, omg that sounds so good, they both marinate good steaks...they get quiet again and then Jeff mentions his back hurts...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's from the competition...Jordan gets up and leaves... Jeff talks about his parents 1:24-1:26am Feeds return to Jeff in the hottub, he's talking to Russell who is sitting on the couches...Jeff says "I'm close (to) both my parents, real close"...Russell asks how old Jeff's dad is?...Jeff says "64, they're both 64"...they are quiet and then Jeff says "my dad's not a big talker, my Ma tries to, likes to talk sometimes but"... Russell asks if his dad is a quiet guy?...Jeff says "yeah, my dad is real quiet and mellow, oh yeah, so mellow and so not me, non-confrontational, like laid back, reads books...I think I got it from my grandfather on my Ma's side, everyone says I'm exactly like him" Jeff then says "my Ma's real quiet lady, real quiet, like"...Russell asks "both of them are quiet?"...Jeff says "yeah, my Ma will talk to you but so sweet, everyone's like your Ma's a saint, like all my friends are like your Ma is the nicest lady I ever met" 😊 Russell, who always seemed obsessed with Jeff's dating life 🤨, asks if Jeff ever brought home girlfriends to meet his parents?...Jeff says just a few, you know...Russell says only one of his girlfriends have seen his parents...Jeff looks down and says "oh yeah well that's something, you know.......only a handful" Russell then wonders why they didn't put a picture of Jeff's bro (in the HOH room)?...Jeff says "yeah me neither, my sister in law, they both signed"...feeds go to fish... Jordan moved her stuff in 1:57-2:02am Jeff has just been in the hottub, he's sitting on the BY couch having a smoke...Jordan comes out to join him...Jordan tells Jeff that at least he got a bottle of wine, all she got were 2 margarita coolers, she then says she still can't believe the pics in his HOH room are of him...Jeff says what if they're not? 😅 Russell who is about to play pool says he agrees, they don't look like him...Jordan rubs Jeff's back in a congratulatory way...Jordan asks why Jeff's vitamin water bottle smells the way it does?...Jeff says "like what?"...Jordan says "pineapple"...Jeff says because it was pineapple, he just poured water in there... Jordan says she hopes Jeff doesn't mind that she moved all her stuff in there (HOH room)...Jeff is busy reading a bottle label and isn't listening...Jordan cutely says "hellooo?"...Jeff smiles and says what?...Jordan repeats what she said and Jeff says it's fine, he doesn't care...Jordan rattles off all the products and paraphernalia she brought up there, it's basically like her room...Jeff says it's fine, he wasn't going to put anything in there, he only put a couple of things in there... Jordan gets called out by BB for mic obstruction...Jeff says she thought she was going to get called to the DR...Jordan says it's 2am, she's about to go to bed, she's tired...Jeff says he's going up too, he has to take a shower...Jordan tipsily says "nooo, I'm about to take one"...Jeff says to take a bath...Jordan says "yeah that is true"... Jordan is tipsy because she says something else to Jeff and just zones out lol Jordan says Jeff's tattoo reminds her of Nick Lachey off of 98 degrees...Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says she loves how Jeff is giving her "looks"...Jeff says what? he's thinking...Jordan wants to have a conversation with Jeff...Jeff says they'll talk all night...Jordan says no because it's late... Jordan says there will be nothing to do tomorrow, it will be weird...Jeff wants to listen to Bob Marley....she says all she feels like doing is eating cook...she stops herself and says isn't it funny how they put cookie dough in there for him?...Jeff says they put it in there for her...Jordan says they're helping a sister out... They get quiet again and Jeff leaves to go take a shower... Jordan’s tipsy/Jeff asks what she talking about/Aww man 2:07-2:13am Jordan and Jeff are in the HOH bathroom talking...Jordan is going over the HOH comp and how Russell was so competitive and wanted to beat Jeff so badly...she tells Jeff he has a big decision on his hands and she wants to guess what he is going to do...Jordan says Jeff is going to put up Natalie & Kevin and then if the opportunity arises he will backdoor Russell...Jeff says yeah, that's pretty obvious. These two are like a "who's on first" skit here, so freaking hilarious... They hear a noise...Jordan asks what it was?...Jeff says it sounded like a demon...Jeff says not to worry he's got all this holy water...Jordan says she knows, she'll sprinker, uh, sprinkle it from her left to her right, she laughs. Jordan softly talks game to Jeff while he uses mouthwash and starts getting ready to take a shower...Jeff farts...Jordan starts making no sense LOL!...Jeff doesn't understand what she is talking about...she is confusing the weeks... Jordan says Jeff isn't following her...Jeff says he's not...Jordan explains and asks him "so what are you saying?"...Jeff just stares and says you just said it! this week just started 3 hours ago...Jordan says your noms are tomorrow...Jeff repeats what his noms will be and what's going to happen...Jeff says why are you talking about next week? I'm talking about this week...Jordan says she is saying about this week...Jeff says what are you talking about?... Jordan talks about someone getting evicted this week and Jeff says "do you know what you're talking about right now? At all?"😂...Jordan says "Jefffff, quit!" Jeff says "do you know what you're saying or no?" ...Jordan says ""listen, ok...so...if we get....the......if we...ok, let's say one of those people go home...that's one more person down right?...but then if we get the chance...we can backdoor it." Jeff gets a towel and says "I'll talk to you later" LOL...he gets the towel saying "are you drunk?"...Jordan says no... Jordan says she loves how he's just ignoring her...Jeff says because she's not making any sense!...Jordan says "hellooo?....Jeff?"...Jeff says "what?" Jordan says he is so rude sometimes...Jeff makes a cute face while walking towards Jordan saying "I'm not rude"...he pretends to slap her but just brushes her face...Jordan says he is, he's rude sometimes...Jeff walks towards the shower...Jordan is listening but wants to go over the scenarios ...Jeff says he knows the scenario...Jordan knows but she's telling them to him...Jeff says he wants to take a shower and they can talk later, please?...Jordan says fine. Jeff takes off his shorts in the shower and ummm, let's just say Jeff wasn't exactly standing in front of the frosted area of the door so he left little to Jordan's imagination ;) Jordan gets a good eyeful and starts giggling...Jeff asks her why she's laughing and then Jordan gets called to the DR. Jordan says "AWW, MAN!" (obviously disappointed in having to leave what she was enjoying doing 😍) Jeff asks for shampoo, Jordan goes to get it and asks if he wants the booster?...Jeff says yeah and asks her to bring the whitestrips up, she says ok and leaves... Don’t tell me you’re going to quit tiff 3:12-4:29am Jordan finishes taking her bath, turns off the lights and goes to bed...Jeff gets ready for bed and joins her...Jeff asks her if she wants to talk now? Jordan says yeah...Jeff leans over to her side and rubs her leg and looks intently at Jordan...Jordan asks him why he's looking at her like that?...is he putting her up? LOL Jeff says yeah...Jordan says yeah right, I'll kill you...Jeff says "I told you I'd bring you to the jury house, that's it...it's the end of the line for you"...Jordan can't believe she won the veto...Jeff says he told her early on in the game their time would come, they would both win eventually. They then start talking game...Jordan asks what Michele was up there talking about?...Jeff explains she wanted to know if Russell was safe...Jeff and Jordan go over the scenarios and the advantages/disadvantages. Feeds go off them then return 10 mins later with Jordan going back up the stairs to the HOH...Jordan had been called to the DR and got the Crest Whitestrips for Jeff while she was down there. They return to talking game, mostly about Russell staying or going this week and what would happen the following week...more scenarios 🤯 Jordan says the only thing she's scared of is her and Jeff being up against each other ☹️ Jordan is getting nervous...Jordan asks Jeff to turn off the TV, she reaches over and rubs his hair as they continue to talk game. Talk turns to what each HG is best at competition wise...Jordan says she is terrible at puzzles and riddles...she says if the competition is like that she would just quit because she knows she wouldn't get it...Jeff gets PISSED! He says "don't fu**ing ever say you're going to quit!"...Jordan backtracks and says "not quit, but give in, let someone else win it, cuz I won't know it"...Jeff says to not say that and to not talk like that, he says "what do you mean you're gonna give in?...don't say that"...Jordan says she doesn't like how he is short tempered. Jeff says "there's 6 people left, you're going to give up on a HOH...you're my partner, wtf are you talking about, you're gonna give up?" (insert hand motions lol) Jordan tries to explain she meant veto, Jeff says it doesn't matter, he doesn't want to hear that negative shit...you're gonna give up?...all his chips are in her, for her not to say she's giving up as his partner...Jordan says didn't she prove herself today?...Jeff says "yeah you did but don't tell me you're gonna quit...I'm not trying to fight with you here but don't ever tell me that...but I don't want to hear those words out of your mouth...out of my mouth...losers say that shit...you're my partner, are we going to the end?...you're going to quit at this point? at some event because you don't think you're good at it...don't ever quit......I'm not being short with you, I just don't like that mentality" SILENCE 😨 After a minute Jordan quietly takes off her mic and gets ready to sleep, says goodnight...Jeff takes off his...SILENCE...Just after the 3:52am mark you see the covers move right by Jeff's side (his arms are above the covers)...it's Jordan's hand reaching over to touch Jeff. (awww) After a minute or so, Jeff reaches under the covers and playfully swats her arm away and then rolls over to her side and says "I'm just playing"...Jordan says "don't be mad"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says he is, he's aggravated...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says all he's saying is to not quit...Jordan says she's not quitting...Jeff gives Jordan two gentle kisses on the cheek. Jordan tries to explain herself again...Jeff says she's good, for her to believe in herself... Jordan says he's so short tempered and he gets irritated easy now, she tells him this every night, he gets more attitudes with her...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says he doesn't mean to...he doesn't like that shit...the you're gonna quit shit...Jeff says he's proud of her, she did great...Jordan says she's surprised she outlasted him...Jeff laughs. Back to game talk again 😖 Jeff goes on a mini rant about Lydia. Jeff says who cares...she gawn...Jeff says once Jessie "pops her" a couple of times she will be fine 😯 Jordan says you know she is...Lydia will be all "I love you" to Jessie...Jeff says "I love you?" Jordan says yeah, you know she's going to...Jeff says as if Jessie is going to talk to her when she's outta here...Jordan says yeah right...Jordan says her voice late at night gets scratchy...Jeff says "raspy?...sexy"...they finally start getting sleepy, take off their mics, Jeff cuddles and Jordan says goodnight.... Jeff is restless, gets up to go to the bathroom @ around 4:15am...as soon as he goes back to bed he snuggles up close to Jordan (who is presumably sleeping)...he touches her neck and Jordan says "my neck, I have a pimple right here"...Jeff says he felt it, it's sexy. LOL He snuggles closer and whispers "we came a long way Jordan" 🥰Jordan mmm, hmmm's. Around the 4:25am min mark Jeff gets up again and goes to the downstairs in his undies (to get some pain meds)...he returns after a couple of minutes and rolls over to Jordan again and kisses her shoulder/arm twice...she's sleepy or sleeping at this point, doesn't respond...they finally fall asleep. Jordan says Jeff’s friends would say YEAAAAHHHH 10:44-11am Jeff & Jordan wake up and chat in bed...they talk about how in the beginning Jeff was so eager to get up when production would wake them up and how hard it was for some of the other HG's to wake up...they say how Casey was always up first, Jeff too...they can't believe that Russell and Casey were that close...Jordan says she bets Lydia is loving today (referring to being with Jessie)...Jeff says man, they're sleeping in after a long night of beating each other's junk up LOL...Jordan giggles. Jordan says it's cool now to see Jeff's friends (in photos) because she would always hear him talking about them and how Jeff was treated in the beginning and then he got the wizard power and she could see his friends stand up at the tv cheering him on saying "Yeaaahhh!"...Jeff asks if she's sure people back home are watching? Jordan says no, don't you see what I mean though?...Jeff says that I talk about them?...Jordan says "well no, that you talk about them, now that I see them, and then you know, like in the beginning when everybody isolated you as being mean to you, they're probably like why? Jeff's such a nice person and then how Jessie and Russell set that whole fight thing up and then you were on the bottom for so long and then Jessie thought he was so cool, and then you got the wizard power and got to evict him, I can see your friends, like at home, like cheering you on and being like "Yeaaahhh" you know?" Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Jordan says "never mind"...Jeff mimics Jordan "Yeaaahhh" :) They laugh...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "no, that was cute, were you trying to be cute?"...Jordan says "I guess"...Jeff says "aww, that's cute then...yeaaahhh"...he giggles and says "nah, I'm just playing" Love that exchange 😊 They then decide they need to stay downstairs more so that the other 4 don't make plans, they need to be in everybody's business...they talk a bit more game...Jeff wants to relaxi taxi...Jeff snuggles up to Jordan...Jordan covers her mouth...Jeff says you and your breath...Jordan says she needs to brush her teeth. Jordan says she can only picture them in this house, not the jury house. (well she was right about that, they were never in the jury house together) Jordan turns to Jeff and snuggles one last time before getting up to go to the bathroom...when she returns she announces that Aunt Flo has finally arrived and that the PMS part is over...Jeff is relieved to hear that LOL Jeff gets a thank you from BB 11:21am Jordan comes inside from being outside with Michele...Jeff is getting a bowl of honey smacks ready...Jeff says he loves honey smacks :) Jeff does his little laugh...Jordan says she was sitting outside with Michele and she wants to lay out today for a little bit...Jordan heads upstairs to brush her teeth...Kevin is walking towards the bathroom, BB says Kevin, thank you!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says they are thanking him for getting up? he never got a thank you...Kevin does his little I got a thank you dance...Jordan keeps laughing...BB says "Jeff, thank you!"...Jeff says "yes!"...he feels so proud now. 😊 Cuz you love me :) 12:46-12:50pm Jeff goes outside where Jordan (in the pool) and Kevin are...Jeff gets water from the fridge...Kevin asks him something about solitaire...Jeff asks "do you guys have that lotion over here?...Jordan says no, it's over by the dryer...Jeff says Johhrdan :) ...Jordan says that judge (?) is not funny...Jeff says you thought you were outta here?...Jordan says she did...Jeff walks away to get the lotion and says what made you think you were going to win?... Jordan says "cuz you love me" :) Jeff says something inaudible about "Jeff"...Jordan giggles and says something about "Big Jeff"...Jeff says "big uncle Jeff" and then something inaudible...Jordan laughs and says "you should have seen my face, it was like too good to be true"...they laugh... Jeff says Kevin doesn't believe anything he says any more...Kevin shakes his head and Jordan laughs...Jeff puts on his lotion and Jordan says it's kind of cold in the pool with the wind, where's the sun?...Jordan offers Jeff the blue raft and she will take the pink one, she's getting cold...Jeff says what does that mean? he's getting in the pool and she's getting out? ;) Jordan says no...Jeff asks if the pink one is warmer?...Jordan says no, it's just that the blue one she can lay on without touching the water...Jordan teases him about being too big for the pink raft but doesn't give up the blue one too easily...Jeff says she's making him crazy and yes, he wants it...Jordan laughs at Jeff getting in the pink one, she says he's too big for it... Jordan says they can switch...Jeff says he's ok...Jordan says he looks uncomfortable...they switch...Jordan says it's clouding up...Jeff says it is a little bit, that's when they got burned last time, it was cloudy and thought they weren't getting sun... Mimmo in the pool 12:50-12:53pm Ed: I found it really interesting relating how Jeff describes Mimmo, his wife and new baby saying that Mimmo was married a couple of years before having a baby, he's really stable, financially set, etc. to the discussions about Jeff wanting to be stable and financially more secure with his career before moving on to having kids one day... Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the pool... Jeff lays on the blue raft and Jordan is in the pink floatie after switching...they start tossing around the beach ball...Jordan says she took 3 advils...Jeff says "3 for your crampers?"...Jordan says yes, they're starting again...Jeff says he took 2 for his back...Jordan asks "isn't it a pain being a girl? don't it sound like it?...Jeff says "yeah does it suck you mean?" LOL They talk about the pros and cons of being a boy vs. a girl...Jordan says your period does, everything else no...Jeff asks why wouldn't she want to be a guy?...Jordan says because of the "ying yang" 🍆 ...Jeff says "ying yang twins?"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says it would be harder to be a boy and it wouldn't be fun...Jeff says "it's awesome"...Jordan says Jeff is saying that because he's a boy. Jeff brings up how Mimmo had a little boy...Jeff says Mimmo was so excited, she doesn't understand...Jordan asks if they planned it?...Jeff says yeah, they were married for 2 years already, he does really good (financially), he's essentially his boss...Jordan says yeah, that's right...Jeff says he does really good, he's stable, financially set...yeah so, he had a baby... He says Mimmo bought all these little Michael Jordan outfits, MJ is his favorite player of all time, so he's set for this kid even before he was out of the womb...Jordan says "oh, how cuuute" and Jeff says he's going to be spoiled rotten. Jeff says maybe he can get him some Big Brother little t-shirts...Jordan asks if they make them?...Jeff doesn't know but he's sure they do, he could get one made...Jordan says it's cold in the water and she gets out...Natalie joins them... LJordan likes 40% of what Jeff likes 12:53pm Jeff and Jordan have just finished talking about Mimmo, Jordan gets out of the pool, Jeff is still laying on the raft... Jordan says she's going to sit with her feet in the pool, it's cold...Natalie joins them saying mmm, hmm...Jeff asks Natalie if the bikini she's wearing is the one BB gave her?...Natalie says yes...Jeff says you love it huh?...Natalie says she does, she really does...Jordan says it was the one she got when she was a hula girl, she wonders where BB got it. Jordan sits down putting her feet in the pool...Jeff pushes himself over to where Jordan is to touch feet with her :) they play footsie... Jordan says it's kind of shady...Jeff says they played P.I.M.P this morning...Jordan to be contrarian of course says "that's not a song I really like" 🙃 Jeff says "P.I.M.P? I love it, the reggae remix?"...Jordan says "I don't like it"...Jeff says "that's ok Jordan, you don't have to like everything I like, in fact you like 40% of what I like, not even half"...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "different strokes for different folks" :) I'm with Jeff! 🇯🇲 https://youtu.be/UDApZhXTpH8 JeJo have a good laugh over Natalie’s fear of bees 1:27-1:46pm The HG's are sitting around and in the pool chatting...they are talking about Mexican food places, Jeff starts saying something about a Sopranos episode when Natalie goes berserk over a bee buzzing near her, she says "oh shit!"...Jeff says "oh there it is"...she screams "Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!!" wanting him to help her but he runs the other way ...they all crack up laughing over her hilarious overreaction...Natalie says she banged her head and it hurts...Jeff says "you gotta relax! oh shit!"...Jeff cracks up more!🤣 Kevin asks what she hit her head on?...Natalie moans in pain...Jeff says she has to relax around here, she's going to kill herself, hot tub and head injuries...Natalie whines that her head hurts....Jeff asks if she's laughing or crying?...Jordan asks if Natalie if she's ok?...Jeff and Jordan were thinking she was laughing at first...Natalie says Kevin was supposed to swat it away... Jeff says if Kevin had swatted it, he would busted Natalie right in the face with it...Kevin says Natalie scared him...Natalie repeats her head hurts...Jeff says he thinks she hit the side of the chair, she was flopping around like a fish out of water...Jordan imitates how Natalie was yelling Kevin! Kevin!...Natalie says that Kevin was supposed to be her savior not run away...Jeff cracks up again saying that Kevin bailed! Natalie says they better not show that on TV (this was shown on one of the CBS shows, it was pretty funny)...Jeff says if there was a fire, Kevin would be pushing women and children out of the way ...Natalie repeats they better not play that...Jeff says how are they not? it's awesome. Michele chimes in with her usual unfunny uninformed humor saying BB is going to do a montage of little bugs chasing "us" ...they ignore her lol...Jordan laughs saying that it was really funny...Jeff says Natalie pretends to be all tough but a bee comes around and she's yelling for Kevin (of all people)...Natalie says she is terrified of bugs, she cannot eat even a dead bug...Natalie begs BB not to play that...Jeff says they got it, they're out at the pool...they continue chuckling over it...Natalie says "oh God, that was scary"...Jeff repeats that Natalie looked like a catfish flopping around, it was so funny...Natalie cracks up. Jeff asks why she's terrified? what does she think is going to happen?...Natalie says they will sting her...Jeff says they have no stinger...Natalie says they do something...Jeff says they do nothing...Natalie says just the noise freaks her out...they agree the noise isn't good...Jeff says she would be better off putting a towel over her face and nothing would ever happen, she should just do that and relax instead of flopping around and potentially breaking her legs...Natalie says she just wanted to get away from that bug. Jordan brings up the Buzzworthy comp and how funny it was...Kevin says Jessie used him as shield to protect him from a bee...Jordan cracks up! Natalie says Jessie killed it though...Jeff says yeah after he used Kevin to block it LOL ...they all say they were cracking up at that...Jeff says they got in trouble for laughing at Natalie who fell in the hot tub, the others called him an asshole... Natalie says she didn't see Jeff laughing...Jeff says he cracked up! it was hilarious...Jordan says the sequence of events was so funny....Natalie says she was fully clothed and right before a live show...Jeff says that's good stuff...they revisit the bee/Natalie moment again...Jeff and Kevin compare Kevin's behavior to the Seinfeld episode where George pushed all the kids at a birthday party out of the way when a fire broke out ...they all laugh... They talk about lightning bugs...Jordan says she hasn't seen any out here...Jeff says when he was a kid they used to hit them with whiffle bats, he feels bad now...Jordan says they used to catch them and take the light part off of them and make jewelry out of them ...Jeff says wow, she tortured them...Jordan says she used to be scared of them, you usually see them at night, you can put them in a bucket and it's cool, it glows...Jeff says you kill them when you do that...Jordan says "oh you do? I killed a lot" Oops!! Jeff says he did too... They talk about chitlins, what they are...Jeff says it's the anal tract...umm yeah gross! they talk about intestines and the liver, then committing suicide, robbing banks...Jordan gets up because there are ants around her and sits on a lawn chair...Natalie says she could never do a competition where she had earthworms poured all on top of her, she just couldn't, her biggest fear is bugs...Jeff says he would freak out if it was hissing cockroaches, he would do it but not like it...Jordan mentions the episode of Fear Factor where the girl had to eat cockroaches...they talk about disgusting Fear Factor stunts... Kevin asks if anyone watches Man vs Wild?...Jeff says that's his favorite show, he loves it...they talk about some of the gross stuff he does...Jeff says he's awesome...they talk about if they could do a show like that or Fear Factor?...Jordan says she could do Survivor because they don't have to eat gross stuff...Kevin says they do have those kinds of comps every season on Survivor (he's right)....Jordan says she wouldn't be able to eat roaches or spiders...they talk about tarantulas... Jeff asks if anyone saw the Brady Bunch episode where they went to Hawaii with the tiki thing?...no response...Jeff says no one knows anything he watches, he feels like an outcast LOL!...Jeff talks about the episode (I know it!! )...Jeff asks if they've heard you eat so many spiders in your lifetime while you're sleeping... Natalie sees a dragonfly and asks Kevin to whack it away...Jeff says "the dragonfly? no way! I'll fight you!" LOL Jordan laughs...Natalie says they bite you...Jeff says "no they don't!"...Natalie insist they do...Jeff says they don't, he lets them land on him...Natalie says "mosquitoes"...Jeff says they eat mosquitoes...Jordan says she thinks they do bite...Natalie and Kevin agree...Jeff says they're crazy...Jordan says no, Jeff is just wrong... Jeff says he lets them land on him when he goes camping, they keep the mosquitoes away...Natalie starts freaking out a little again...Kevin says for her to stop...Jeff says "you want a larva under your skin? or a flower pot over your head?" Jeff says he's pissed "they" killed the praying mantis earlier...Michele says they're cool bugs...Jeff says they eat other bugs...Natalie says any bug with that name needs to be killed...Jeff says "whoa"...Jeff tries to explain that it's praying not preying like a predator, it looks like it's praying :) ...Michele in all her infinite wisdom says it would be called a predatory mantis then Kevin says it's "preying" mantis not "praying" mantis...Jeff says it's not preying, it's because it looks like it's praying, that's why they call it that, don't ask him to spell but he knows that (Kevin was wrong!) Natalie says she wants every bug known to mankind to be destroyed ...Jeff says you'd be dead...Jordan says she doesn't see the need of having them and once again the bee buzzes around Natalie and she has an absolute freak out!! Lots of laughter again......Jeff says "dude, you start crying!"... Jeff says "it's not going to do anything to you! why do you think everyone is cracking up?"...Natalie whines why is it always following her?...Jeff says it knows, it senses fear...Jeff gets out of the pool...Jordan laughing says that Jordan calls for Kevin again!...Kevin says she should call for Jeff...Jeff says he was in the pool...feeds go to control room… JeJo cute bathroom banter 1:49pm Jordan is in the bathroom stall and Jeff comes into the bathroom...Jordan says "Jeff! I'm in here! I'm in here"...Jeff says he knows! he laughs repeating Jordan's urgency when saying "Jeff, I'm in here, I'm in here!"...Jeff asks if she's pooping?...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff asks why she didn't go upstairs?...Jordan says "why didn't you go upstairs?"...Jeff says "because, I like to keep it real"...Jordan walks out saying "God, I pooed and he's going to come in here and I'm changing my tampon"...Jeff asks if it smells?...Jordan says "no, it shouldn't?" Jeff immediately goes for the neckage... Jordan screeches oww and pushes Jeff away...Jeff jokes that he has to put some cologne under his nose so he won't smell it/her...Jordan uhhh's...LOL Jordan screeches NO!! and hugs Jeff... Jeff laughs saying "why do you say that all the time?"...Jordan won't let go and wrestles her arm over his head...Jeff says he has to pee and he has a back problem LOL Jordan says he doesn't...Jeff says he does and he squirms away from her hold...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "nah, it's not that bad but it does hurt"...Jeff enters the stall while Jordan washes her hands...Jeff says that she shouldn't have put that Lysol shit in there...Jordan says "what? it doesn't smell"...Kevin hears her from the kitchen and says it smells like chitlins...Jordan says oh wait, hang on, what?...Kevin repeats and Jordan explains she was talking to Jeff who was saying her poop stunk... Spanish choo choo train 1:50-1:52pm While Jeff uses the bathroom, Jordan lifts her shirt and says she's bloated, she keeps patting her belly probably in the hopes it will make it flatter LOL...Jeff comes out and imitates Jordan saying "nooo", he flicks some water at her...Jeff says it was pee...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff washes his hands and says that it was pee he flicked on her...Jordan says eww...Jeff giggles saying nah, it was wet from his string (on his shorts)... Jeff walks over to the towels to dry his hands...Jordan reaches out to him moaning her stomach hurts, she says "mi estomico" She sits on the bed and Jeff says "your stomico?" LOL Jordan smiles...and says "yeah...speaking Spanish"...Jeff says "mui es" (?? )...Jordan whispers "mui es"...Jeff starts walking away saying "bien" (isn't bien French 🇫🇷🤣 ) Jordan asks "are you eating?", she jumps up and runs over to Jeff...Jeff says he's going to marinate some steakaroos...Jordan grabs hold of Jeff's back and says "for everyone?"...They walk down the hall like a choo choo train ...Jeff says "oh yeah, will you rub my back later? right there?...huh?"Jordan says mmm, hmm, she's craving pizza for some reason... Jeff says "you promise?"...Jordan says yessss...Jeff says she can't half ass it...they walk around the kitchen counter and Jordan lets go...they start talking about what to eat… Heavy game talk in the GR 3:31-3:46pm And people said Jeff and Jordan didn't play or know how to play the game...yeah right! Just read/listen to this entire conversation... Jeff joins Jordan in the GR...they talk major game regarding Jeff's nominations... Jordan asks what's up?...Jeff says nothing, he wants to go over a couple of ideas...Jeff tells Jordan what he's thinking, he told Kevin and Natalie that he's putting them up as pawns and they weren't happy about that, they're not the target, Russell is...Jordan asks if they were mad?...Jeff says nah, they said he has to do what he has to do... Jeff says that this means if one of them gets HOH next week, he's going up even though they're saying he's not the target but he has to go up so it will be Jeff and Michele, he can roll with that OR he can put up Russell and Michele and he can use the excuse of them not coming clean with him and that way they will have Kevin and Natalie on their side, he can then try to talk Michele down saying she's not the target. Jordan says she's doesn't know if they should do the 2nd one but it's up to Jeff... Jeff says he can ensure his and Jordan's safety with the 2nd one but can't ensure it if Kevin and Natalie go up...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Michele will come after them?...Jeff says well yeah, not Jordan but him :( ...Jordan asks if K&N said they would be 100% for sure with them if Jeff did that?...Jeff says no, K&N said why don't JeJo switch their final 4 deal to them four instead of JeJo with R&M, of course they're going to say that. Jordan asks which two they have the best chance with?...Jeff says Michele is the smartest and Russell is the strongest... Jordan says she was thinking that if Kevin got HOH next week, he would put up Jeff and Michele, the four of them could be playing for Jeff and they could get Michele out 🙁...Jordan says she wants Natalie here longer, she could be putting on her poker face...Jeff says she has sucked the whole game...Jordan says she wants Russell out now because the next comp will be endurance...Jeff says they're getting out Russell out either way...they wonder if they can trust Natalie? well they can't trust Russell and Michele either... Jordan tells Jeff that Russell was staring at him outside earlier, it makes her think that he's plotting something...Jeff says he knows, he's going home...Jordan says but if Natalie is telling them they are both safe who is she putting up? Michele and who? will she put up Kevin?...Jeff says "no me"...Jeff explains that if Russell goes with him putting up K&N, then next week the only chance he has is if Michele or Jordan win HOH otherwise he's going up 😢...Jeff says that's not bad because Jordan can beat Natalie and Michele can beat Kevin... Jordan asks Jeff if he told K&N he's backdooring Russell?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what they said?...Jeff says that he told them that he understands if they are upset, they tried to tell Jeff to put Russell straight up because everyone plays for the POV anyway...Jeff says he knows they are saying that but there might still be some vengeance from them sending home Lydia and Jessie, he has that in the back of his mind and Kevin told him there's no bad blood, obviously they don't want to be on the block...Jordan then lays out the exact scenario that happened 😢...Jordan says if Michele wins POV next week and takes herself off then she will go up against Jeff, one of them will go home 😞 Jeff says "what do you think is best?"...Jordan says they could keep Russell another week but then he could win HOH next week, that's why she wants him gone but if Kevin won, he would go after Russell and Michele...they go over voting scenarios and fear of Russell...Jordan repeats the scenario she just had just laid out and Jeff says that means Natalie has to go home this week...Jordan says yeah, one has to go home...Jeff says if one of K&N win POV then Russell goes up, if Russell wins POV then they stick to the final 4 plan and tell him they stuck to it. Jordan worries about next week being endurance and Russell still being there, she knows her and Michele will hang on for a long time...Jordan is sketchy on Kevin but she does want to trust Natalie...Jeff wonders what Natalie will do though?...Jordan says she's kind of like a Lydia, dragging her along for cushion... Jeff says that if one of them wins POV this week, then they save one of K&N and then backdoor Russell then HOH is Jordan and Michele against Natalie and Kevin which he likes the odds...Jordan says "you do?" LOL...Jeff says if Russell wins then Jeff will say that he stuck to their alliance and make him realize they never put him up on the block and didn't intend to... Jeff says if Jordan or Michele don't win HOH he's going up with Michele, they have to win HOH...Jordan says she doesn't like this...Jordan puts Russell back in the voting scenario...Jeff says "what do you mean? Russell is going home"...Jordan says she's just saying if...Jeff says only if Russell saves himself...Jordan says she's trying to think of all the scenarios, she's sorry. Jeff says if Russell stays this week then they send Kevin home and it leaves Natalie with them...Jordan thinks it might be better to send Natalie home leaving Kevin to be a target for Russell...Jeff says that's next week...Jordan apologizes again...Jordan says to put up K&N...Jordan says the more time goes on, the more she doesn't like Russell...Jeff says so they backdoor him this week then...they go over it again!🤯 Jordan says she didn't think she'd win POV this past week and she did...Jeff says they need HOH next week big time or else he's going up, he's worried Kevin is going to win HOH next week 😰...Jordan is worried Kevin is turning...Jeff says he told K&N he wasn't with them whole game so how is he supposed to trust them now? he wants to because he knows something is up between R&M but what is he supposed to do at this point, 2 people have to go up...K&N said yeah, he's right...Jeff ensured them they weren't the targets... Jordan talks about Russell going straight up again...Jeff says he doesn't want to because if he puts him up and he wins POV then he is for sure going after Jeff the next week, if they don't make him the target Russell will think Jeff is on their side...Jordan says that will be the best move to save himself...OMG more scenarios, wash, rinse, repeat Russell gets called to the DR and Jeff realizes he was standing near the GR...Jeff calls him a rat...Jordan worries he heard them, Jeff says he can't hear them...Jordan says he's nervous...they say that's his gameplan...Natalie opens the door and says it's just them two...they tell her she can come in there...Natalie asks if they're sure?...they say yeah and she does and more game talk happens… (MY HEAD HURTS 🤯) JeJo get cozy in the GR before noms 4-4:39pm Jeff & Jordan have just finished reassuring Natalie about noms. She leaves the GR and Jeff gets comfy under the turquoise blanket, he leans into Jordan and asks her if she wants to f**k around? LOL...Jordan - "Jeefff" Jordan wants to talk game ...they go over who Jeff is going to nominate, the various scenarios, etc. The feeds go off them for about 2 mins... Jeff & Jordan continue talking game and when Jordan says that they have to keep this just between them...Jeff says "oh yeah...you want to seal it...with fooling around?"...giggles from Jeff He then says "I gotta new handshake...come here" LOL! (Jeff looks so hot here 😍) Jordan just giggles and hangs onto his arm, rubbing it... Back to game talk ...Jeff says if Russell hadn't have voted for Jessie (during the coup d'etat vote) and sent a vote for him to the jury house when he had just saved his ass, it would be a different ball game but he can't forget that, he doesn't trust him...Jordan reminds Jeff what happened when Russell was called out outside...Jeff says that Russell couldn't answer Jeff honestly about what happened in the SS room...Jeff says Michele is a liar, a sure way to know Michele is lying is when she says "I can't remember"...that's a lie...Jordan agrees and says it was funny when Jeff told Michele that next time she needs to jot it down on a piece of paper :) Jeff says if they get rid of Russell and then either Jordan or Michele wins HOH next week then they are good...Jeff says it's hard to get him and Jordan through this...Jordan says "don't feel like you have to (carry me)" and Jeff says "no! tsk, yes I do have to...what are you talking about? I would never, fu**in'...I would never backstab you, no way" Jeff then, as a joke, makes a face like he might entertain the possibility and then turns to Jordan with the biggest smile, grabs her chin and says "I wouldn't, no I wouldn't...we could do this...if we couldn't do it, I would tell you, we have to split up or do what you have to do, I understand, you know....we can do this, for real and you know I'm not blowing smoke up your ass so we can do this" 😊 More game talk looking into the weeks ahead...Jordan says if she is sent to the jury house she will die...Jeff knows, he starts going over scenarios...then they start counting cans and stuff in the room... Jordan cozies up to Jeff and puts her head near his shoulder...Jeff starts getting sleepy and closes his eyes...Jordan is drowsy but awake...she holds Jeff's arm with one hand and with her other hand she rubs his thumb continuously Occasionally Jordan smiles… They are the picture of sweet closeness ♥ Jeff gets called to the DR… Jeff - "You look sexy as hell” 8pm Jordan walks into the kitchen, she has just taken a bath and is wearing her Easter egg towel...Jeff is in the kitchen getting a drink. Jordan says doesn't she look like Easter? Jeff "you look sexy as hell"🔥 Jordan "Jeeffff" Jeff "what?" Jordan slaps the counter "oh my gosh" J&J laugh 😂 Jordan complains about her cramps...Jeff tells her to take one of Natalie's pills...Jordan says she's going to bed early tonight...Jeff says he's not going to stay out too late either...they laugh over that...Jeff says he has work in the morning...Jordan says work, work, work...Jeff says he has a big closing tomorrow at 8am in the city. Jordan asks Jeff where he was?...Jeff says he was in the DR...Jordan asks how it was?...Jeff says "it was awesome, they were like how is Jordan?...I was like, 'fu**in so sexy'🔥😍 Jordan says yeah right...Jeff pinches her cheek and says "Jeefff"...Jordan walks to the SS room as he walks towards the BY and he says (referring to the DR) "I'm like we fu**in' made out all night, it was awesome" 😅 JeJo’s biggest fears 8:02-8:10pm Jeff comes outside & sits on the mini fridge to have a smoke. Natalie & Michele are in the hot tub, Russell is laying on the couch. Natalie asks Jeff what his biggest fears are...Jeff says something inaudible and then Natalie says something physical like bugs or fire...Jeff doesn't know, he's scared of all those things but he tries not to live his life with fear...Jeff says obviously no ones likes to drown or be in a plane crash, those are no good... Jeff asks Natalie what hers is? Natalie goes on about her bug fear...Jeff poses an interesting question - would she give up having children knowing a bug would never touch her again?...Natalie isn't sure what to say but admits she wants kids...Jeff says obviously bugs aren't her biggest fear then. Jeff says his fear is not having kids, dying before he has a chance to have kids. Natalie says he has lots of time...Jeff says not if tomorrow he slipped in the pool and cracked open his skull...Jeff says what if you won the show and died in a plane crash the next day?...Jeff says Jesus and knocks on wood. Jeff now wants to talk about birthday cake. :) Jordan comes outside a few minutes later, Natalie asks her what her biggest fears are? Jordan says her fears are being buried alive, drowning, being caught on fire or dying alone. I’m going to eat you up...sexy ;) 8:09pm Jeff is outside talking to Natalie about fears & perfect day scenarios. Jordan comes outside and walks up to Jeff holding her arms out...Jeff says "I'm going to eat you up sexy" 😍 Jordan turns away smiling and says "Jayeff"...Jeff laughs.... Quick hot tub massage 8:50-8:54pm Jordan massages Jeff's neck in the hottub... Jeff asks her why the special treatment?..Jordan says nothing...Jeff says he'll just keep quiet and enjoy then...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot for him and he gets out... Jordan checks in with Jeff 9:49pm Jordan comes out of the DR and heads straight to the HOH room, telling Russell she is going to bed, she's cramping, she walks in and heads to the bathroom where Jeff is taking a shower, she says "hi!"...Jeff says "hey Johrdann"...Jordan says with a smile "what's up?"... Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says "I was sleeping and then they called me and then I went in the DR"...Jordan walks out of the bathroom and continues saying "I'm going back to bed" and she gets in bed while Jeff finishes up showering… Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 1 10:02-10:13pm Jordan is in bed in the HOH (she's crampy)...Jeff comes up..."Johrrrdannn"...Jeff grabs a drink and some raspberries from the fridge and sits on the bed, he starts eating the raspberries and playing solitaire...Jordan says Michele is getting on her nerves...Jeff says he knows and that is why he likes it up there...Jordan puts on her mic and starts talking game... Jeff says he feels awesome because he showered and he's clean...Jordan asks Jeff if she likes the tie dyed shirt Lydia made her especially since she just sent her home?... Jeff asks Jordan if she likes the sweatpants he has on that he wears every single day? LOL Jordan says they all do that...Jeff says they're scumbags Jordan says people don't care... Jordan and Jeff share an inside joke...Jordan says she's kidding...they both laugh...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "what?" and Jordan says "were you waiting on me to say that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "yeah, I like it kind of"...Jordan asks "do you?"...Jeff says "mmm, hmm...at first I didn't like it but now I kind of like it"...Jeff says he says things on purpose so that she will say it. Jeff asks Jordan how Peyton says raspberries?...Jeff farts ...Jordan says he's the gassiest person she knows...he insists he isn't normally...they go back to game talk...Jordan sees Michele on the spy screen looking at the memory wall and Jeff says she's probably memorizing things for tomorrow's comp...Jordan says oh, really?...Jeff says that Jordan should memorize stuff too...Jordan thinks that is more for later on in the game...Jeff says then don't study that, actually he says for her to do it, it wouldn't hurt...Jordan goes back to game talk Jeff tells Jordan that Russell told him outside that he is sticking to the deal and that he's true to his word, he will not put up Jeff...Jordan says well then he's putting her up...Jeff says "I don't know if I trust him or not, I'm just telling you what he said"...Jeff said he appreashed...Jeff says "I'm sorry if I don't have an exit, I'm sorry if every fu**ing scenario involves me being on the block"...Jordan looks intently at Jeff...Jeff says "at some point one of us has got to go on the block, ya know what I mean?" Jordan says Russell is going to target her because she is short with him, he gets on her nerves and she doesn't like being around him...Jeff says the plan is sticking, they have to see who wins the POV...Jeff asks how they should deal with Michele?...Jordan says to tell her they will explain later...Jeff says not to do that because Michele was questioning that very thing earlier, he tells Jordan that you can't put things into that crazy bitch's head… https://youtu.be/72d93Kw5R-w ⬇️ Jordan says "quit getting an attitude with me...I hate when you raise your voice at me"...Jeff says (with a raised voice, lol) that Jordan needs to tell Michele then, that Jordan is always telling him to tell everybody things and then he's the one that everyone wants to get out of the house, he says that Jordan says "you tell it" and then she sits back and bakes cookies...Jeff says "forget it, you start fu**ing telling people...I'm serious..you tell her, I can't deal with her" Jordan rises up in bed and says that she figures that Jeff always tells her that she tells too much and he gets mad at her so she has him do it because obviously she thinks he can do it better than her, so sorry, ok?...Jeff smiles and giggles and playfully gives her a kick to the head 🦶 Jeff calms down and says there's just a certain way you have to talk to people...Jordan mockingly says well then she'll make sure and come to him and ask him what she should say before she talks to people...Jeff says he's going to smash those rrrrrraspberries right in her face...Jordan says no, he's being rude, every night he's being rude!!...they take a break from bickering to laugh about Michele being up against the wall and her sweatshirt camouflaging her 😂 Jeff thinks it's funny that the DR watches their every move. Jordan tries to get Jeff to talk about what he was talking about before but Jeff forgot and just wants to eat raspberries...he puts one on his index finger and puts it in Jordan's face...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jordan wants to get serious before he feeds her the raspberry from his finger...Jeff says he forgot what he was talking about, he puts the raspberry on his pinky this time and waves it in front of Jordan... Jordan pauses and then decides to eat it 😄 Jeff says "oh yeah", smiles and makes the most priceless dreamy face... Jeff says what? snapping out of his "state" LOL Jordan tries to get serious with game talk again but to no avail...Jordan then puts a raspberry on her pinky to feed him...Jeff laughs and says you know they're going to put that, us feeding each other raspberries...Jeff eats one off of his pinky then the feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is eating hers but Jeff wanted her to do it sexy...she didn't LOL... Jordan was called to the DR during the fish and gets up to leave, she says she's coming back up to talk, there better not be anybody out there...she asks Jeff if her hair looks bad?...Jeff says no, she looks outstanding...Jordan says Jeff paused...Jeff says he was going to say delicious, beautiful...Jordan asks if she should pull her hair back and Jeff whispers "I'll pull it back" 🤭😘 ...Jordan decides on wearing it down, she asks Jeff again...Jeff says they'll probably ask her one question so for her not to worry...Jordan leaves... Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 2 10:15-10:27pm Jordan returns from her DR session...Jeff is listening to Bob Marley and playing solitaire, he asks Jordan if she forgot something? (because she came back so fast)...Jordan says yeah but just wants Jeff to talk to her...Jeff says "you're already back?"...Jordan says "talk to me" (weird ? lol)...Jeff asks about what? he's listening to his favorite jam...Jordan just wants to talk but asks Jeff what he wants to talk about? 🤨 Jeff says politics? Jordan says she knows not one thing about that...Jeff says to hold on, he's having a jam game, he's going to win...Jordan is irritated that he wants to talk while playing cards...Jeff says she wants his full attention but when he gives it to her she doesn't have anything to talk about, does she see what he's saying? Jordan doesn't respond so Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says what was she talking about?...Jordan asks him how he likes it so far being in his HOH room?...Jeff likes it...Jordan says for Jeff to tell her if he wants her to sleep downstairs...Jeff asks why would he want that?...Jordan says maybe Jeff wants to sleep by himself...Jeff says no, the bed is huge and he doesn't even know she's there, they crack jokes...Jeff says he's kind of used to her now...Jordan says "what, being around me?"...Jeff says yeah, that if she slept downstairs he would be like "where's Johrrdann?" 😊 ...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks her if she feels like that or is it just him?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan then says if Jeff leaves, like if he left...Jeff forcefully says "if YOU leave"...Jordan says in her perspective if HE left...Jeff says if YOU left...Jordan says if he were gone...Jeff says if she left, if she left, she would go to the jury house...Jordan says she would be bored and she would be pissed...Jeff says "so, when you go to the jury house what?" and to stop putting him in that scenario. Jordan deflects by asking why Michele and Russell are becoming BFF?...Jordan says Michele is getting an attitude today, she wanted to smack her...Jeff goes back to the rrrraspberries and they eat some more off their fingers...Jordan asks why they have hair on them?...Jeff doesn't know, he asks why they have eyebrows?...Jordan says they would look goofy without them...Jeff says so stuff won't fall in their eyes...Jordan asks if that's what they're for?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's assuming...Jordan says "no! be quiet!"...Jeff says he's serious...Jordan says "oh"...Jeff asks if Jordan wants more raspberries?...Jordan says no, she's thinking...Jeff puts them away and says he hates when people smack when they eat. Then talk turns to game again...Jordan asks if Russell put her and Michele up against each other, would Jeff be the vote to decide?...Jeff asks who is still there?...Jordan says she's thinking if they are final 4, does Jeff think they are dumb for backdooring Russell?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's a decision they have to make and if him and Michele continue being chummy it's going to be a real fu**ing easy decision to make, he'll tell her that...Jordan says they've been chummy all week and Michele is getting an attitude with her... Jeff says "well she can chum on my nuts" 🤣 Jordan says maybe it's because they think she's in power and she comes up to the HOH room, she's been ignoring them and Russell asked her what was wrong with her, she's being quiet, he just annoys her...Jeff says he doesn't even look at him when he talks to him now... Jeff asks Jordan for his cross that's on the bedside table...he looks at it and can't believe it's there, it's so weird...Jordan asks Jeff who gave him the cross?...Jeff says his parents gave it to him in 7th grade when he had his confirmation...Jeff explains the story about his stolen cross and how he got this one in replacement of it, he didn't bring it purposely to the show, he wears it out all the time, he takes it off only at night and stuff...Jordan asks if that's why Jeff is wearing the necklace he is wearing now?...Jeff says yeah, he didn't bring the other one purposely because BB told him not to bring anything too valuable that might get lost or something like that...Jeff says he doesn't want to wear it now...Jordan says to put it over on her side because no one is ever on that side...Jordan says she left some of her jewelry at home too... Jeff gets up to look at the photo of him, Mimmo & Barry where he is wearing that cross...Jordan asks to bring it over to her, she looks at the photo saying oh, ok, yeah, then says the Jeff in the photo doesn't even look like him...Jeff says it does, just his hair is in his face but how doesn't it look like him?...Jordan says it just doesn't look like him, maybe it's his eyebrows being bushier but what she means when she says that is that he doesn't look like "Jeff", how she sees Jeff...Jeff smiles, he gets back in bed... Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to listen to an awesome Bob Marley song?...she says sure but when she doesn't shift over quickly enough to listen to the headphones he gets irritated and takes them away and says "you lost" 😒 ...Jeff puts them on and Jordan rolls her eyes at him...Jordan says he's getting very umm...Jeff says she needs to make an effort sometimes...Jordan says she does make an effort... Jordan says he's getting irritated with her...Jeff half giggles saying no...Jordan says she can definitely tell...Jeff says he's not saying he likes her but he can take her the most out of the house ...Jeff says he's just joking, he's not getting irritated with her...at all...Jeff says she just has to get focused...Jordan asks "what do you mean I'm not focused?"...Jeff goes off about how she needs to look at that wall sometimes because there might be questions about it, do him a favor and look at it, when he asks her to count some things, don't say she will count them next week because it doesn't matter because it might be tomorrow, these are important competitions coming up and if she is his partner moving forward she can't be saying she'll do it later, she doesn't feel like doing that or she's just going to quit if it's this competition...he's not down with that.... Jordan smiles and Jeff says he's not fu**ing around, he's being serious, does she want to win? does she want to come in 1st and 2nd or does she want to do that tomorrow or not even worry about it? how about she win, she can hang onto that thing for an hour, she needs to take it upon herself to win, win the POV because he needs help now, if they're going to make it together he needs help from her too. Jordan says she doesn't want him to feel like he has to bring her along...Jeff says he wants to bring her along but he needs help...Jordan says she feels like he is getting aggravated...Jeff says he isn't...Jordan gets tongue tied trying to explain what she means but says that she feels like he thinks she is pulling him behind, she says for him to worry about himself then...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says she will do the same...Jeff continues shuffling and is upset... Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to feel he's struggling...Jeff says he is not, he just doesn't want her saying dumb things, like she's not going to do things...Jordan says she won that veto...Jeff says that's good, continue to go forward...Jordan says duh! she won it because she thinks things over in her head, for him not to sit there and say she's not doing anything...Jeff says he's not but her attitude, she has to change her mindset into thinking she's going to win, think she's a winner, she's got to take things into control of herself...Jordan gives up trying to make her point...Jeff keeps on motoring saying that everything he is trying to do is to help her and if she doesn't want it then fine, they will split up, they'll go their separate ways...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he's being serious, it's too late to do that anyway, they're a package deal...they're both stuck and he's going to make the best he can of it....Jordan squeaks "I'm done talking to you!"...Jeff says "get out of here"...Jordan says she is serious she is done for the rest of the night, he made her mad...Jeff says that he is just trying to make her better...Jordan has taken off her mic, she says she knows that and she rolls over...Jeff says she better put that thing on... R&M Tiff - Part 3 10:27-10:35pm Probably the funniest tiff they had all season... Jordan has just rolled over away from Jeff...Jeff is onto her 😉 he says he knows what is happening here...she's going to put on her mic in 10 minutes anyways because she's going to say something so she might as well put it on now and save 10 minutes of their lives... Meanwhile Jordan is giggling non-stop under the covers...Jeff asks what she's laughing at!?...Jordan raises her arm in frustration... Jordan yells out argh!!...Jeff says "me!? yeah you!"...Jordan screechingly says "we fight like we're fu**ing married!" while continuously laughing... Jeff says "no shit! and there's...what the f**k? I got tampons in the bathroom, I fu**in' argue every night and I get nothin' back on the positive side...this relationship sucks!" Jordan laughs and puts her mic on...Jeff says "I get all the negative shit". Jordan says she's not negative...Jeff says that's it, they're fu**ing around tonight. 😂😂 Jordan lays back down and says that she's on her period and she doesn't feel like being yelled at and that Jeff is Mr. Bossy always trying to tell her what to do, he makes her so mad and she is not in the mood right now to listen to all of that...Jeff cracks up!! He asks her how the f**k she is ever serious?...they both laugh 😂 Jeff wants to know what her point is?...Jordan continues to giggle and she reaches for his arm...Jeff says to at least pretend they are going to win, change her mindset...Jordan explains herself again...Jeff says she's doing fine...Jordan says Jeff is irritating her lately, it's at night he gets like that, it makes her mad...she says Jeff says he's a target but she is too...Jeff says "with who? please...people in the jury house?" ...Jeff says she is stuck with him...it's over. Then he says for her to stop telling him that he's going to the jury house...Jordan says it's just a saying...he says for her to start plugging herself into that saying...Jordan says she's not going...Jeff wants positive comments...he asks her, to right now, say something nice...Jordan laughs and says "you loooook sooooo goood"😍...Jeff says a smartass comment? that's a negative... Jordan says she is kidding...Jeff looks at her and waits...Jordan says "you wanna make out?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "see, I made you laugh"...Jeff says that wasn't a positive comment...Jordan says "I'm glad you're my partner"...Jeff says "what kind of partner?" LOL That is enough for Jeff :) He goes back to playing cards and asks "do we need a 5 min. break from each other?"...Jordan says "why, do you want one?"..this makes Jeff totally crack up 🤣🤣 he says "holy f**k...you crack me" Oh but Jordan says he hurt her feelings when he said that...(here we go again)...Jeff says because we need a 5 min. break?...Jordan says yes...Jeff laughs and doesn't know how to respond to that one...he says he wanted to hear a Marley song and regroup. Jordan says for Jeff & Bob to go listen to each other. Jeff boos that comment, it sucked...Jeff says he won't help Jordan no more, she can do whatever she wants...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "I love that face" 😍 Jordan says Jeff is a butt...Jeff says if he wins they're making out huh?...Jordan says if he wins he owes her an apology...Jeff says the odds are he won't win...Jeff says an apology for what? for trying to make her awesome? he doesn't understand why he needs to apologize?...he asks again what is wrong with him trying to make her better?..she says for Jeff to be nicer when he's doing that, Jordan doesn't like it when people yell at her or raise their voice at her...Jeff says he isn't, he says he will talk in a mellow voice next time, is that better?... Jordan says yes...Jeff talks mellow...Jordan says now he's trying to be like smooth jazz...Jeff says he wishes...Jeff says for Jordan to not take her words, he can't believe someone tried to take credit for smooth jazz, he was so pissed... Honey Smacks/Jeff wants a divorce 10:35-10:51pm This is the tail end of the marriage tiff...Jeff & Jordan have finally calmed down or so it seems...they talk some game 😣 then Jordan gets up to grab a snack, she grabs a granola bar and some Hershey's chocolate, she throws some beef jerky to Jeff...they start eating in bed...Jeff asks Jordan if she likes beef jerky? ...she says no...Jordan asks if Jeff wants some chocolate?...he says no...he doesn't like just straight chocolate...he likes it with nuts or something in it. Jordan wishes she had a Mountain Dew...Jeff says they're going to make smores this week so for Jordan to eat just one jumbo bar, the rest is for smores LOL Jordan says there's another one downstairs...Jeff wants a bowl of honey smacks. Jeff says they're like an old married couple with nothing to do on a Friday night 🧔🏼‍♂️👵 Jeff wants Jordan to pick a card and he's going to "feel it" out of the deck...Jordan says a five...Jeff says red or black?...Jordan likes red...Jeff asks a heart or a diamond?...Jordan likes diamonds....Jeff feels out an 8 of diamonds...so close! Jeff says he doesn't like it when she fake pays attention to him...Jordan says she listens to him all the time...Jeff wants another card...Jordan says 5, black, hearts...Jeff says "come on, you ruined my focus...5 black hearts? A heart is red!"... Jordan says how is she seriously supposed to know that, she doesn't play card games...Jeff says he'll give her a $1000 if she tells him the 4 suits in the deck...Jordan knows hearts and diamonds and honestly doesn't know the others, she doesn't play cards...Jeff finds that hard to believe (precursor to their big card fight later in the week)....Jeff says you don't know clubs and spades?...Jordan insists no, she doesn't play cards, she doesn't pay attention to that stuff...Jeff says she is getting short m now...Jordan says please, show me what a spade is! please, show me what a ...Jeff says he's going to show her what a side spinkick is LOL (looking at Jeff's face saying this I really think he would get a kick out of how feisty Jordan would get...aka turned him on, lol) Jeff then says "go get me a bowl of honey smacks" 😜 Jeff says "listen, will you stop with your attitude, I'm sorry you have your period but so does every other woman in this fu**ing world...they're not always assholes...you're being an asshole...yeah...every fu**ing 5 minutes you gotta fight? I'm trying to play a fun game here" Jordan says "you started it with me...you sit there and got an attitude with me because really?" Jeff says "2 minute timeout!"... Jordan says "because something is blah, blah, blah" Jeff gets up to go downstairs, he looks at Jordan and says "I want a divorce" 😼 they giggle...Jordan says "turn off the light please"...Jeff asks her if she wants something from downstairs and they both giggle again...Jefff leaves and forgets to turn the lights off... Neck kiss/Jordan falls to the ground 10:53-11pm https://youtu.be/HxU3sG8SxWc Jeff comes back up to the HOH to eat his bowl of honey smacks...Jordan is in the bathroom...first thing he says when walking in is "Johhdann" (guy can't live without her!) Jeff sits on the bed, finishes his cereal and then puts away some of his food at the table and the fridge...he inspects his goodies on the table and asks Jordan if she wants a cookie?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks if she wants to split one and looks towards her in the bathroom...the smile on his face is just delicious...he walks over to her and neck bites her until she falls to the ground...so adorable! They play fight a little, he lets her sit there for a sec but then helps her up...they joke around some more but then Jeff says you wanna fight about it? LOL They decide to play cards but not before Jordan says they should play the "let's yell at Jordan" game...one last stone 😺 Jeff looks genuinely sad she has said this 🤕 ...Jeff says "yell? why do you gotta be a smartass?"...they finally settle on Go Fish except for some reason they call it "Gold Fish" and they play it wrong...it's make pairs until you win not hands of four of the same suit LOL JeJo play Go Fish 11-11:17pm Jeff & Jordan decide to play Go Fish to pass the time...Jeff forgets the exact rules so he makes it up as they go along, lol. He deals them each five cards and says the goal is to get 4 of one kind (it's actually a pair)...Jeff explains some more and Jordan asks Jeff questions until she gets the hang of it...they laugh...Jordan asks if Jeff has any 10's, Jeff says "yes Jordan I do"...Jeff hands her a 10 and Jordan says thanks, go fish. LOL Jeff says it's his turn...he explains that once she gets all 4, she puts them down but he can steal hers...Jeff asks if she has any queens?...Jordan says no, go fish...they play for a little while back & forth...Jordan says "oh, this is a bonding experience" 🙂...Jeff doesn't even know if this is how you play...they play some more...they laugh with Jeff saying this is so stupid...they play some more...Jeff says this game sucks, you play this with 4 year olds...they continue playing...Jordan gets the first 4 of a kind...Jeff gets 3 10's from Jordan and makes an explosion noise and says she has to make that noise...she does...Jeff laughs. They keep playing...Jordan asks if Jeff has any 9's?...Jeff laughs and says she just asked him that..."holy shit" LOL...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks for 3's...Jordan says no at first but then says she does, she set aside cards and forgot...Jeff asks what else she has in there? Jordan laughs...they play some more and Jeff just keeps giggling at Jordan...Jeff asks for 5's...Jordan in a British accent says "I do not, please go fish"...Jeff says he likes that guy. 😊 Jordan says in the accent again "Mr. Jeffrey, do you have any 2's?"...they keep playing...Jeff gets a 4 of a kind and Jordan whines...Jeff sings "cry me a river" and makes the explosion sound...Jordan tries to cheat ...Jeff catches her...Jordan gets a 4 of a kind and Jeff tells her to make a farm animal sound...they continue playing & bantering...Jordan gets her last 4 of a kind and rubs it in Jeff's face with the pfffftssss sound/hand gesture combo...Jeff cracks up...they end up with an equal amount of cards so Jeff makes up another rule and says it comes down to who picks the highest card. Jordan says whoever gets the highest card will have better luck in the veto...they each take 2 cards...the first is a tie, the second Jeff wins! (and he won the veto!) Slapjack Tiff 11:17-11:23pm Jeff & Jordan finish playing Go Fish with Jeff technically winning, he starts singing "We are the Champions" :) ...Jordan wants to play slapjack for a minute, Jeff doesn't, he thinks it's stupid...Jordan says "please?"...Jeff says "go, I know, it's great"...Jeff yawns and asks "what kind of skill is this?"...Jordan says "being fast"...Jordan starts dealing the cards without shuffling them...Jeff says he's hungry, does she want asiago cheese?... Jordan says yeah, in one second...Jeff says it's eleven, they shouldn't be eating...Jordan agrees...Jeff realizes she didn't shuffle the cards and grabs them from her...Jordan says "Jeff no!"...Jeff says "just shuffle them, they're all in order Jordan, I have the same cards as you cuz we're all gonna have two fours, two fives"...Jordan laughs in frustration...Jeff gives her a look and starts shuffling... Jordan says "I think I'm going to sleep in the splish splash room tonight" (interesting that she threatened this move 5 days before it actually happened and it was instigated by these stupid card games too!🤬)...Jeff says "what? uhh...go ahead, I don't care...I'm just saying why don't you just, I do things to help you, not that I know we have the exact same cards, so why don't you just be like, you're right, we just played the game where we match all the cards, let's shuffle them, why don't you just say that? is that hard?"...Jordan says "no...you're right"...they look at each other (so cute!)...Jeff says "that was fu**ing sarcastic wasn't it?...Jordan nods no. Jeff starts dealing and says "your fu**ing slapjack"...Jordan says they don't have to play if he doesn't want to...Jeff says "how bout slap Jordan"...big smile from Jeff...he says "nooo, you got sad?" Jordan makes a funny face...Jeff says "what's that look?"...Jeff imitates Jordan's look...Jordan laughs and says "no, don't do that, that doesn't look like you"...(Jeff does look funny, lol)...Jordan does her whoville look and Jeff says "don't, gross" (these two!) Jeff asks how they play, Jordan explains and they start playing...Jordan whines and they do a re-do, lol...Jeff wins...they keep playing...Jordan says this will test how fast they are on the buzzers during comps...Jordan cheats again...Jeff says "f**k you cheater"...Jordan cracks up!...she cheats again and Jeff calls her on it...Jordan rolls over in laughter...game over...Jordan says "what did you think about that?"... Jeff says he thought it was very awesome...feeds cut out to control room, J&J can be seen playing another round of slapjack...they return with Jeff saying he's trying to think of what you could play with two people...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom. Turn off the lights/Back massage 11:26-11:33pm Jeff exits the bathroom & slides the door shut, J&J look at each other and smile :) Jeff puts some chapstick on, more smiles, he lays down...Jordan asks if they can turn off the lights to get sleepy because she was about to fall asleep before... Jeff takes the cards from her, puts them away and turns off the lights saying that he's tired too...Jeff gets back in bed, covers himself and they settle into talking...Jordan says it's funny how the camera is angled, it makes the kitchen look huge...feeds cut out very briefly...when they return Jeff is asking if Jordan can seriously rub his back? not scratch it but rub the lower part but she has to sit on top of him to do it...Jordan says "huh?" LOL ... Jordan says Jeff can lay flat and she'll sit Indian style and she'll do it...Jeff lays down on his belly and asks if Jordan is too tired to do it?...Jordan says no, she starts massaging with Jeff's directions. Jeff starts smelling the pillows and Jordan asks if he's smelling his armpits...Jeff says no, he's smelling because Michele took a nap in there and he heard her say outside that she hadn't showered in two days ..Jordan says "uhhh, shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan asks what side did she sleep on?...Jeff says Jordan's side...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah, it's fu**ing gross"...Jordan says "she hasn't showered in two days?"...Jeff says yeah, he smells B.O. a little...Jordan says she doesn't, she knows it's not her...Jeff knows...Jordan brings up the not showering for two days and says that Michele told her that her husband says she's the smelliest person. Jordan keeps massaging, Jeff points out again where his back hurts...Jeff ow's...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he knows it has to be done...Jordan asks Jeff how & where to massage until it's right...he's enjoying it...Jordan can't really feel where the knot is but she keeps going...Jeff gives the ok for Jordan to stop, she finishes and says "good?"...Jeff says yeah and thanks and Jordan lays back down. JeJo settle into their nightly routine 11:33-11:59pm Jeff & Jordan start up their nightly routine...Jordan reaches for Jeff (always need to be touching 🥰 ) and they start talking about the other HG's and if they're asleep...Jordan points out that Russell used to always be the one of the first to go to bed but now he's staying up late...Jeff rubs his eyes...they are quiet and cover themselves up...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's arm...Jordan says she used to know an arm game but she forgot it...Jeff asks if she wants to arm wrestle?...Jordan doesn't want to because she knows Jeff will win...they arm wrestle anyway and Jeff lets Jordan win...Jordan says thanks and starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff asks if it's soft but then realizes he put product in it...Jordan tells him it has stuff in it. She stops rubbing and says isn't it weird to think that they only have to send home four more people to get to the final two? isn't it crazy?...Jeff says yeah crazy, because it's going to be crazy to do that...Jeff lays his head down near Jordan and as Jordan starts rubbing the back of Jeff's head/neck, he kisses her arm ...they are quiet for a little while...feeds cut out very briefly...Jeff says "what's up? what are you thinking about?"... Jordan says she's looking at the memory wall (on the screen) and trying to think...Jeff says "about what? wanna share? or are you just thinking?"...Jordan says she will tell Jeff what she's thinking...Jeff fixes his mic situation while Jordan starts talking game, he then puts his arm around Jordan touching her boob...she almost jumps being nervous about that but continues talking... They talk scenarios for a long time ...Jeff says something prophetic when he says that if he sends Russell home, Jordan or Michele have to win HOH or else he's in big trouble 😢 More game talk & scenarios ...Jeff talks about his fate in the game and says that maybe he should strike up a deal with Kevin & Natalie to keep himself safe but then Jordan would go up...Jordan says Kevin's main target is Russell though...Jeff says that Jordan keeps saying that but after this week either Kevin or Russell is gone so that doesn't come into play...Jordan says she's saying if Natalie is gone... Jeff points out that now Jordan wants to send home the weakest player, keep the strongest players in Kevin & Russell...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says well what is she saying?...Jordan stays quiet and then says she just wants it to be her, him, Michele & Natalie in the final 4...Jeff says ok, then they have to get rid of Russell and Jordan & Michele have to win HOH...Jordan says she doesn't want that in her hands because she doesn't want Jeff yelling at her...Jeff says then he'll strike up a deal to save himself and he won't yell at her...they get quiet again. Jordan asks to turn off the TV just after the 11:49pm mark...Jeff hands her the remote and she turns it off...at this point they are quite far apart on the bed and stressing... Jeff is deep breathing/sighing, Jordan is rubbing her head/playing with her hair...they are quiet...Jordan finally turns towards Jeff and they touch again, getting comfier...Jeff asks if he's fatter?...Jordan says no...quiet again...Jordan says she says her prayers every night...Jeff says he does too and he's going to say them now...they each say their prayers quietly...they go back to game talk and how Jeff can save himself... Jordan is mostly worried about Kevin and asks if Michele is even still with them?...Jeff says he knows she thinks she's so fu**ing clever...they talk about how Michele & Russell are getting closer and Jordan says she will be pissed if they were to make it to final 2...Jeff asks if she wants to go up against them in the finals? Will Jordan beat Michele?...Jordan says that's a good point...Jeff says they have to think about that...more game scenario talk...

August 22 Lots of game talk before getting cute 12-12:26am Jeff & Jordan spend about 20 minutes discussing game scenarios ad nauseum 🫠 how they think this week will or should play out and how they hope the following weeks should play out, they say all of this doesn't matter if Russell wins the POV so they'll talk about it after. Jeff goes on a mini rant on Michele, he says they have to tell psycho that she has to try tomorrow and don't say that they'll tell her later, they have to tell her to win that POV so they can control things and if she gets it, they have to say "listen crazy, you gotta use it"...and she better not tell them she doesn't remember...Jordan giggles and says to write it down on a document and sign it... Jordan snuggles closer to Jeff...Jeff says that Michele will say that she doesn't remember them telling her to use the POV, he tsks and says "don't lay in the bed anymore smelly"...Jeff laughs and says he likes when he gets negative and throws stones...Jordan cuddles into Jeff's arm and says not when he does it to her...Jeff smells Jordan's hair and eww's saying "eww Jordan" ...Jordan says "shut up...my hair smells good"...Jeff smells again and says "is that SP?...that shit's the bomb"...Jeff admits her hair smells good 😊 They talk about how Lydia & Natalie used to call Michele "Captain Smelly", they said she smelled and didn't shower for three days but she actually did but today she admitted to Russell outside that she didn't shower for two days and then she took a nap in their bed...Jordan says uhhh, she knows, she said her husband said she smells. Jordan hugs Jeff and then says they should go to bed...Jeff says that's what they're doing, laying there in the dark...they decide to take off their mics (LOL like this ever worked for them) ...Jeff says so they can put them back on in 3 minutes?...Jordan asks if they're done? Jeff says they're done... Jeff says they can't do anything until tomorrow anyway...Jordan says the others are probably discussing the POV tomorrow...Jeff says you know they're talking game the whole time...Jordan says yeah, for sure, it's Russell, come on, they're definitely splitting them up...they cuddle.. .Jordan says she's kind of getting a headache...Jeff reaches out and puts his hand on her and they lay quiet...Jeff doesn't think it's that late...Jeff thinks midnight?...Jordan thinks maybe between 12 and 1, they've been up there awhile...Jeff says they even played Go Fish. 🐠 They talk about Russell and how he switches on and off with his moods...Jeff says he wears his colors on his sleeve, he'll be in a good mood but he'll see two people talking together even if it's about eggs and he'll start up getting paranoid...Jordan says he's a freak...Jeff sings "superfreaky"...Jeff says he catches him or feels him staring at him...Jordan says she thinks he's scary looking...Jeff thinks he's a fu**ing creep...Jordan whispers about Russell staring at him earlier...Jeff asks if the water thing is fixed yet?...Jordan isn't sure...Jeff says he drinks so much water it's disgusting, all he does is pound waters & pee, at work he drinks a gallon & a half a day easy...all he does is pee all day... Cute Convos Part 1 12:26-12:47am Jeff turns to Jordan to cuddle making the patented Jeff noise/moan but it's too close for comfort and Jordan backs her head away and brings up Russell to deflect...Jeff doesn't care, he rubs Jordan's butt and says "I wanna bite a chunk of your butt off"...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff"...they lay quiet and Jeff keeps rubbing/touching while Jordan looks around nervously... Jeff squeezes her butt and says "I wanna take a little butt home with me" 🍑...Jordan uhh's...Jeff says "I'll give you my shirts and you give me a little butt"...Jordan says "what shirts?"...Jeff says he's just joking, no shirts, they'll worry about it later...Jordan says "no shirts?"...Jeff says he'll give her some stuff for sure...a clapping/clacking sound is heard and then Jeff giggles and the feeds cut out... They return a minute later with Jeff & Jordan not cuddling...Jordan whines about almost falling asleep earlier...Jeff says "oh shut up" and giggles, he then cuddles up to her and covers them...Jordan says she gets hot and then she is freezing in the morning...Jeff says it's fu**ing freezing in the morning...some noise & movement...Jordan says they should go to bed...Jeff says "we are"...Jordan says they keep talking... Jeff pinches Jordan somewhere (boob lol)...Jordan ow's and says "pinched me!"...Jeff starts humming & covers them up (hint hint, he wants to kiss, lol) and the feeds cut out briefly...Jeff is roaming and asks "that tickles too?"...Jordan says "yes!"...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says "I know" Jeff says "will you let me touch you right here?"...Jordan says to tickle her arm...Jeff does but needs to straighten his back out...he says to relax and jokingly says for her to get him some water, now!...she says she won't LOL...Jeff asks if the water thing is fixed?...Jordan doesn't think so...they say "goodnight"...Jordan says to keep rubbing...Jeff pats her arm to signal it's over...Jordan says "no keep rubbing"...Jeff says "don't you hate that?"...Jeff keeps rubbing :) but goofs around...Jordan takes her arm away and squeezes Jeff's chin... Jeff asks if she's looking at him?...Jordan is...Jeff can't really see too much, he says all of this will be green...they hold hands under the covers...Jordan says she's going to sleep with just the sheet...Jeff asks if she is warm now?...Jordan is but says it will be freezing in the morning...Jeff sighs...they lay quiet for awhile...they go back to game talk again for a bit and then Jeff asks about the Almond Joys...Jordan says "and then she was like St. Mary! St. Joseph!" Jeff cracks up 😂 Feeds cut out again and return with Jordan continuing her Renny impersonation...Jeff says "what if she was the host for tomorrow?"...Jordan would freaking love it, she loved Renny, thought she was freaking awesome, she can understand why Renny didn't like Jessie...Jeff says they should keep their mics close by, they're going to get in trouble, who's working tonight Smooth Jazz?... Jordan is talking about leaving her mom a message on her phone and it not even sounding like her...Jeff says you (yourself) are the only one that thinks that, when Jordan makes fun of the way he talks, when he hears himself recorded, he's like "holy shit that's how I talk" and when he is filming something trying not to have an accent he really notices his accent and he's like "holy shit"... Jordan asks what he does he do then?...Jeff says he tries to do it right but he hasn't gotten some things because of his accent...Jordan says "really? wow"...Jeff says nothing make or break but a couple of things here and there, they loved him but his accent is too thick...Jordan asks if he gets shy talking?...Jeff says no, not really...Jordan says Jeff acted normal when he did the nomination ceremony, she was nervous when she did it...Jeff says you could tell, normally he doesn't but his problem is he psyches himself out for something like when he had the power (wizard) he got a little nervous because he was really excited to do it or if he goes for a job he's really excited for, he doesn't do good because he psyches himself out, for jobs he doesn't care about, he nails them but otherwise he's pretty calm. Jordan says she gets nervous in front of people...Jeff says she always gets nervous...Jeff asks how she did through the interviews and the feeds cut out for a couple of minutes...they laugh about Braden maybe not coming to the finale...Jeff says he was here for a week and they talk about him so much, like he's an idol...Jordan says he was the coolest one here...Jeff says it's because he left so fast...Jordan says yeah, he would have gotten on her nerves...Jeff says yeah, if he made one more shake he was going to bust that thing over his head...they laugh...Jeff says for sure he would be final 3 with them because he was so laid back but wait until Jordan sees the fight outside...Jordan laughs...Jeff relives the fight and gets busy distractedly touching the jewels 😜 Jordan says she got rid of Lydia because she was coming after Jeff, they high five...Jeff says it had nothing to do with her calling Jordan a fat ho?...Jordan says that too...Jeff laughs and says he owes her one...Jordan says that helped it definitely but she had to get her out...Jeff says it was the right move at the time...Jeff says his mouth is dry and they talk about the water problem again and how when Jeff lived out there, he never drank tap water, it seemed to give him headaches or maybe it was in his head...Jordan says she can't tell the difference. Jordan says she wants to win HOH so she can get a different letter...Jeff says to not get greedy, get through this game and she'll see her ma soon enough...Jordan says she's sorry, she's not greedy but she does like the bed and would like to sleep in it...Jeff agrees but says they can't get spoiled. Cute convos Part 2 12:47-12:55am Feeds come back with Jeff saying that just for the fact Jordan loved Renny, he would die if she came there  :) ...Jordan sticks out her arm for Jeff to scratch and he does like it without even missing a beat...Jordan says that she would cheer...Jeff thinks there will be some special guest...Jordan says that would be freaking awesome, she was excited to see Dan...Jeff says he was too and she can tell Dan if she ever sees him again, that Jeff talks about him all the time because he does think about it all the time. Jordan and Jeff start talking about the day Dan came to do the HN competition, how Chima put both Jeff & Jordan down saying they were dumb, they drew that picture of them and Dan's eyes got big and he said "whoa" at what was going on...Jeff says that Dan said Jeff was a great sport, he talked to him the whole time because Jessie was ripping on Dan as soon as he walked in plus he wrote Dan on all his sheets pre-BB saying he liked Dan, he was most like Dan, he was the best player, he thought they would get along... Jordan says that the other side wanted Dan to give them a pep talk not JeJo's side...Jeff says when people ask him what his worst day in the BB house was he will say that day, not only the worst day but the most embarrassing...as a house...Jordan agrees saying it was so bad...Jeff says they looked like a bunch of spoiled children, brats...Jordan says the other people did, she wonders what Dan thought about it?..Jeff says he thinks they are a bunch of losers...Jeff says that if he were brought back next season and they acted like that, he would be like "good luck with these psychos...how do you even make a TV show out of that?" Jordan says she made eye contact with her...Jeff says he thinks Dan knew they were together at that point, the whole house was against them already...Jordan says she didn't think he was ugly...Jeff says they said that because they Jessie bashed him and they were just following suit...Jeff says he felt bad that he didn't say goodbye to him because of Jessie, he doesn't know why he cares so much about that...Jordan says Dan said "bitter party of one" referring to Jessie...Jeff says Jessie was throwing a bunch of shots at him...Jordan says now Jeff did the same thing to Jessie as Dan did LOL ...Jeff says what if he won too?...Jordan says that would be so freaking awesome...Jeff says he knows he doesn't have Jessie's vote. Jordan says honestly if she & Jeff made it to final two she wouldn't care who won because 50,000 is better than $400 in your bank account, she needs the money no matter what...Jeff says if her & him get to the finals, it wouldn't matter...Jordan thinks Jeff would beat her if they were final 2...Jeff doesn't know about that, some people might vote for Jordan just to spite him...Jordan says if it's tied America votes...Jeff says that's a toss up too, it would be a coin toss for real...Jeff says it doesn't matter and it doesn't matter to him either because if they both came from the bottom and won it'd be a great story...Jordan says "it really would, we'd need to do interviews together" (they did anyway )...Jeff says it'd be a great whole season, remember they were on the bottom and came back, people will remember that...Jordan compliments Dan's gameplay. Jordan says it would be awesome, she doesn't care, $50,000 is a lot of money too, it would help her so much, if she left there, she would be so mad if she left the 3rd person out with no money, at least Kevin & Russell won an extra $10,000 each...Jeff says they won't see it like that when they leave but later they'll appreciate it...Jeff asks what Jordan would have taken, the money or the Hawaii trip?...Jordan says the money probably...Jeff asks if it was stupid of him?...Jordan says no, not at all...Jeff second guesses his choice saying it will cost him while he's there, if it was all-inclusive it would be awesome...Jordan says Jeff made the right choice, it would be the money...or the trip. LOL Jeff laughs and says would she have rather taken a 20 minute massage in the backyard? No, he thinks he would have taken the 5G's...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom... Smelling Grandma’s scarf 12:55-1:01am Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom, Jordan asks if Jeff is going downstairs?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says her stomach is hurting again...Jeff says he has Advil up there, he brought one up there...Jordan gets up and asks if he does have them?...Jeff says yes, how many does she want, two?...Jordan says three...Jeff asks if she has water? does she want some Vitamin water?...Jeff gets her some from the mini-fridge, they both take some Advil & drink from the same bottle...Jordan says thanks and lays back down...Jeff says they all take Advil like crazy in there, probably because they give each other headaches LOL Jeff comes back from the bathroom and stops by the table to put on some chapstick...Jeff says "I can't believe my ma sent my grandma's scarf"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff repeats "I can't believe my ma sent my grandma's scarf"...Jeff puts the scarf up to his face and smells it.  :) Jordan says "oh, it was cute"...Jeff says "she knows I love it you know...but what am I going to do with it here?"...Jeff rubs it against his face... Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff comes back to bed. Cute Convos Part 3 1:01-1:16am Jeff gets back in bed and Jordan goes back to game talk, she says she trusts Natalie without Kevin but not with...Jeff says right, they had to make some kind of bond too...Jordan says she thinks Jeff has a great chance because Kevin says he would owe him if he got Russell out.  Jeff says if he wins the POV tomorrow it will lock up his decision but first he's got to win it...Jeff says he has to get back to being positive, he felt more positive and confident before, that they would get through it, he really believed it...Jordan says Jeff would always say that...Jeff says he knew they would have their time later in the game, to not worry...Jordan says he's been saying it the whole time, isn't it funny how one thing Jeff did flipped everything?...Jeff says he knew it would flip but not that much...Jordan says it was a 180...Jeff says it was crazy. Jeff says the worse part was he couldn't tell Jordan...Jordan says she knows he probably wanted to tell her...Jeff says so bad...Jordan says it was funny Jeff found out when they had the house meeting...Jeff says "yeah...I wanted to tell you cuz I wanted to tell you like don't worry it's going to be okay"...Jordan says she was stressing...Jeff says 20 minutes before the show Jordan was telling him that they were done, there were no more options for them...Jordan says she was in a bad mood...Jeff says "was that when you had your period? no it couldn't have been that...when do you get your period? every other week in here?" LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan says it's funny how Natalie annoyed them so much and now look...Jeff says you have to be careful, not to get confused, remember who those people were before they had power, they didn't give a f**k about them...Jordan says they don't now either...Jeff says that's fine, it's them against the others, the 3 pairs are him/Jordan, Kevin/Natalie, Russell/Michele so let's dance...Jordan says R/M are the stronger pair, they need to break them up...Jeff says when you look at it like that yeah...they go over what they need to do with Michele. Jordan says she's been more distant with him, she knows she has been moody...does Jeff think she's a moody person?...Jeff says no, not a person but she has her moments but in here you can't judge that, he gets moody on the outside but in here he gets annoyed really easily, even by her...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says no, he's just joking, he says "you know what it is with you, I'm so like close to you that I take a lot of other people's shit out on you ykwim? and I like snap on you when really I want to snap on them but I can't ykwim? and sometimes if you say something just a little bit like that means absolutely nothing and I just snap on you because it's all like built up from throughout the day so I apologize for that but that's what it is" 🥰 Jordan says she was used to talking to Jeff outside all night and then she feels like she doesn't talk to him as much...Jeff doesn't know what she means, at night?...Jordan says since they've been both HOH no but before she felt like she couldn't talk to him as much, they didn't talk...Jeff says she had that week where Michele was attached to her hip...Jordan knows...she takes off her mic saying BB is going to wake them up early...Jeff says at least they're in bed early, it's only like 1. Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks his family is excited now that they're in the final 6?...Jeff thinks that letter was written awhile ago...Jordan asks why?...Jeff explains how it says they are proud of him either way and be strong so it was from when he was down, when everyone was throwing boogers at him LOL and then they added the Mimmo part in there...Jordan wonders if something bad happened to her family that they needed to move?...Jeff says to not start thinking bad, it's for a good reason. They start talking about winning money...Jordan says she wants to win some extra money (on top of the stipend) to help out her situation...Jeff says he wishes Jordan had won the 10G's from the competition instead of Russell...Jordan says Kevin got $5,000 twice...Jeff says it's bullshit he got it for falling off first...Jeff wonders again if he should have taken the money or the trip to Hawaii but ultimately says money comes and goes but a trip like that is awesome, he can make 5G's. They talk about Julie Chen and how much she knows about the show, they think she watches only to keep up with it...talk goes to the live shows...Jeff says you can tell Jordan gets nervous before the show even starts...Jordan knows...Jeff asks why?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says they're on camera 24/7...Jordan says that's different though, here they are being normal...Jeff says then be normal on there...Jordan says it's live and there are people out there...Jeff just feels it's normal... Jordan says she just gets nervous, here in the house she's comfortable and forgets that there are cameras and people listening...between the feeds cutting in and out they discuss walking out of the house in front of an audience and how cool that will be...feeds cut out… Cute convos Part 4 1:16-1:30am Feeds return with Jordan saying she would have isolated herself kind of like her and Jeff did (I think she's referring to it Jeff would have left the 2nd week)...feeds cut out briefly...Jeff says it was hilarious...Jordan says Russell is a little pussy...Jeff makes fun of how Russell would play the sad card saying he was a loser...Jordan says she doesn't normally wish this on anyone but she doesn't want to see Russell win or come in 2nd place...Jeff agrees and says Russell has played all sides, sure he competes but he's a bigger talker than a competitor, he hasn't won more than him and in the last 3 out of 5 events Jeff has beaten him... Jordan says Russell is evil looking...Jeff says deep down he's alright but he doesn't know who he is inside...Jordan says he changes his personality to suit whoever he is dealing with, she just can't believe his stories, what he says...Jeff doesn't either...Jeff says he kind of feels bad for him...Jordan says when he is talking he is lying...Jeff says he brings it on himself...Jordan says that when she first met him, he asked her so many questions and she thought she didn't trust him, he's one of those sneaky people...Jordan asks Jeff if she ever told him that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she always thought that in her head. Jeff says "did you tell him you thought I was a goober?" ...Jordan says "no"...Jordan tries to explain that a goober is not a bad thing, she always says that...Jeff says "a douchebag"...Jordan says no, she thought he was nice...Jeff says "no, you didn't"...Jordan says "yes I did, I thought you were nice"...Jeff says "whatever, you can have your own opinion, I had mine about you"...Jordan says "what'd you think?"...Jeff says "whore"...he laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says omg!...Jordan says "what did you think?"...Jeff says he didn't really think, he wasn't concerned, he was more worried about learning people's names LOL Jeff says Jordan didn't make an impression on him until later on...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says he kind of breezed over her...Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff remembers thinking "Jordan, that's my cousin's name" when he met her...Jordan says "my dad's name is Jeff"...Jeff says that was all, she was kind of quiet, smiley, whatever...Jordan says she was shy at first...Jeff asks when did they first start talking?...Jordan says she thinks when they were all in the same room...Jordan says she remembers the first day asking this is the cast? wondering who she would be friends with? she thought Laura talked too much, Braden got on her nerves at first, she knew she wouldn't be friends with Natalie & Chima, she thought Lydia would be the cool girl like Nakomis...Jeff says he thought so too, he didn't know she'd be a 4 yr old child...Jordan whispers she thinks she's got other issues...Jordan didn't think she'd be friends with Michele or Ronnie and then there was Jeff who seemed normal...😊 Jeff says nah, you didn't like me at first, you thought I was full of myself, she told him that...Jordan backtracks a little and says well, you know, I kind of thought, the jock looking guy, you might think that they're like that, like Jessie I was right about him, wrong about Jeff (she admitted it! lol)...Jordan says Jeff is nothing like that ☺️...Jordan never thought she would be close to Casey, she didn't know who she would be close with so she felt really weird the first night. Jeff says he thought he would be friends with Casey but he took awhile to crack, he was standoffish at first, then came around, he was friends with Braden right away, he thought he would be friends with Russell but there was something pushing him away from him to be honest with her, Russell tried too hard or something, he doesn't know, he reminded him of his buddies from home but not...Jeff says Laura talked about herself way too much...Jordan says she would get aggravated when Laura would say "it's a southern thing"...Jeff says remember when he used to point out how she would talk about herself. Jeff says "dude, we started like cracking jokes right away, like we got close quick"...Jordan says "we did...our personalities clicked...yeah that was weird, that was only like the second week wasn't it?" Jeff says "yeah Braden was gone 12 and we were already close with Braden you know?"...Jordan says "yeah me and you were already like hanging out"...Jeff says "yeah we got outcasted, we got outcasted, well that fight was 7 days in, it was one week in, so after 7 days I was outcasted"...they laugh...Jeff says "and then you came over" 🥰 Jordan says it was all because Jessie & Russell made that up, Kevin told her that Ronnie wasn't in the storage room, he was...Jeff says they will find out what really happened...Jordan says she thinks Ronnie and Russell had something going, just some things she witnessed...Jordan goes over the events that led up to the fight...Jeff says they will see everything when they get out of there...Jeff says Russell was trying to establish that he was the dominant one in the house and he expected him to back down like a pussy and he was the one who called Russell a fu**ing pussy...Jordan says he looked so stupid... Jeff says if they weren't in the house he would have blasted him in the fu**ing mouth and made him look even stupider...Jeff says when people do that they are not tough, he has been through that in his life...Jeff says it was so long ago he doesn't care about it...Jordan keeps talking about it...Jeff says he tried to make a fool out of him...Jordan says he spelled shotgun...Jeff says he tried to embarrass the f**k outta him...Jordan says if you had a job or were trying to get a job and they saw you attacking someone like that, it would be so bad...Jeff says his job? what about his family, they would say dude, what are you a fu**ing wild animal? where were you raised? he did enough things for his parents to think that, not on national fu**ing television...Jordan says Jeff didn't do anything though...Jeff says no, in his past...Jordan says he kept his mouth shut, he kept his cool. Jordan says "and then I remember you were laying in the GR and you were just like laying there and everybody was walking by looking in the GR not even saying anything to you and I remember I was just like omg are you serious? and that was when I came in there"🥰 Jeff says "I remember" he looks at Jordan "I remember Jordan...that's when you should have kept walking"...Jordan uhhh's...Jeff leans his head in towards Jordan and says "no way"...Jordan says "I laid down with you"...Jeff says "I know, you little cutie" 🥰 ...Jordan says "cuz you said you better go out there or something and I was like no! cuz I knew I liked you better" Cute convos Part 5 1:30-1:37am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jordan says she remembers when she cried on the hammock and Russell came out to talk to her, she doesn't know, she just never liked him or cared for him...Jeff asks if that was the time he went in and stuck up for her?...Jordan says no, that was another day, it was something else...Jeff says he said to not even fu**ing start with Jordan because he went inside and said something... Jordan says Lydia started yelling at her...Jeff says they then started yelling at him, he had forgotten about all these fu**ing things, does she remember?...Jordan does and says there were a lot of stones being thrown...Jeff laughs and says they were flying...Jordan goes over who threw the stones, the main people...Jeff says Lydia's didn't even make sense, they were just outbursts like a kid having a temper tantrum, she would scream super loud and run away, it was her thing, she would be loud and move on, just to get attention so others would say hey? what's wrong. Jeff says they are bashing everyone in there...Jordan says well, it's true and she says that Jeff is only the person she didn't bash (in the DR) besides Kevin and Casey...Jeff says Jordan made fun of how he talks...Jordan says no, she made it funny...Jeff says he can't wait to see her DR's about him...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "don't you want to see mine about you?"...Jordan says yeah, oh God, what did you say?...not surprisingly the feeds cut out...they return with Jeff & Jordan bugging each other... Jordan says "oh whatever, you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts?"...Jordan says "so bad"...Jordan says she loves it when she has her head down by his armpit and Jeff says "you love it in there...you always say that"...Jordan says they really need to go to sleep, she's never going to get up tomorrow...Jeff asks if she doesn't want to keep talking about stupid things?...Jordan says "like always?"...Jeff giggles... Jordan says that isn't it funny that if they met up after the show somewhere and ate, they wouldn't know what else to talk about but BB...Jeff says it's because they don't know each other on the outside world...Jordan says "I know, isn't that funny?"...Jeff says they could talk about BB and what they did after up to that point just in their lives but everything would revolve around BB (what in God's name are these two talking about? they constantly talked about stuff OTHER than BB lol)... Jordan says definitely...she has to go back to school, she keeps saying that...Jeff says "uh, if we got together and ate"🤔 ...Jordan says "what? why'd you say it like that?"...Jeff says "what are we going to do? meet for lunch? in Charlotte one day?"...Jordan says she was just giving an example. Jordan says Jeff really has to come down, now that she has her own room, wherever it is that they are living...Jeff says "you think your Ma would dig me?"...Jordan says "oh yeah definitely, my brother would really like you too"...Jeff says "would he say thanks for looking out for Johrrdan?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, my mom's real easy to talk to and get along with"...Jeff says "would your grandparents hate me for making out with you?"... Jordan says no, they live in Illinois so he wouldn't have to worry about that...but no, they wouldn't be mad at him for making out with her...Jeff says "are you still going to hook me up with that friend of yours?"...Jordan says "if you want me to"...they both giggle...Jordan says "you want to?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "what's her name?"...Jordan says "who did I say?"...Jeff says "you didn't"...Jordan says "oh".......Jeff says "who would you hook me up with?"...Jordan says "I don't know, you like dark haired girls"...Jeff says "bring me to that salon, I'll hook up with her, I'll hook up myself"...Jordan says "yeah there's a lot of pretty girls that work with me"...Jeff says "I'll come in there...you're so stupid!"...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff says "you"...Jordan says "why?”..Jeff says "we talked about this"...Jordan says "I was just playing along with you, I knew you were doing it to try to aggravate me"... BFF Kiss - he got some tongue ;) 1:37-1:43am Jeff changes the subject of who Jordan would hook him up with by sniffing Jordan's armpit Jordan says "why are you always smelling my armpits?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she put on Jeff's Axe deodorant so she smells good...Jeff says "let me see" and tries to sniff again...Jordan says no, it tickles, hang on...she starts giggling as Jeff sniffs...Jeff tells Jordan to smell his neck, she does...Jeff says it's Axe body wash...Jordan giggles...Jordan says "my armpits smell good?"...Jeff pauses and smiles just to see Jordan's reaction...Jordan says "Jeff!?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "my armpits smell good?"...Jeff pauses again LOL Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says they smell fine...Jordan says Jeff is trying to make her out to be the smelly person...Jeff stays quiet and smiles :) ...Jordan playfully punches him and says "Jeff!" Jeff says "what if I just passed out, would you get scared?"...Jordan says she would say "hello!" and then she'd be calling production...Jordan brings up the fishy food competition, she wants them to show what happened, she got pissed!...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she looked like a goober... Jeff says they might show it on TV not like it really happened and they're going to be like no, no this isn't what happened...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff and Jordan are cuddling...Jeff rubs Jordan's butt...they keep talking about the fishy comp...Jordan says her stomach still hurts...Jeff says his back too, he's been popping Advil like Pez...Jordan giggles softly...Jeff asks her if she knows what Pez are right?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff describes a Pez dispenser and Jordan gets it, she says yeah, yeah, she knows what he's talking about...Jeff says yay, she knows something he's talking about...Jordan says she never liked the candies...Jeff says "uh really? I love Pez"...😋 Jeff says "well there's another thing we don't have in common"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "we like the opposite shit"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff says "it's weird"...Jordan starts to say "but we get along so well"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan continues "well I don't know if we get along in the real world who knows, but we get along in the BB house"...Jeff says "I think that's harder than the real world"...Jordan says "true"...Jeff says "the real world has more alcohol, makes everybody get along"...Jordan whispers "it makes the world go round". Jeff whispers "I love your butt" 🍑 ...Jordan says "Jeff" and giggles...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "oh my goodness"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff says "I can't say that?"...Jordan says "no, I get embarrassed"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff asks "why is that embarrassing?"...Jordan doesn't know, she says she's been told that a lot...Jeff reaches over and mmm's...Jordan says "it's bootylicious" and she laughs, saying sorry. Jeff moves back a little and Jordan says "goodnight" Jordan says "goodnight Jordan" Jordan kisses her hand and presses it on Jeff's forehead and says "right on the forehead" Jeff says "gimme a kiss"...he reaches over to her chin and kisses her 💋 Jeff says "mmm, mama"...they laugh...Jeff says "ooh, yeah" Jordan says "that was the BFF kiss"💋 Jeff says "no way I got some tongue in there" 👅 Jordan says "no you didn't!" Jeff says "I know, what's up? are we ever going to make out again?" Cute convos Part 6 1:44-1:50am Jeff has just asked Jordan if they're ever going to make out again...Jordan turns away from Jeff and says "what?"...Jeff says "when are we making out again?"...Jordan says "people don't wanna see us making out ok? they wanna hear about us joking around and strategies and stuff" (Ummm, not really, we're strategy-ed out!  ) Jeff says "nah, I think they're fu**ing sick of that, they want some action" ...Jordan says "no they don't!"...Jeff says "you wanna bet?"...Jordan says "just cuz you're horny and umm, you, I don't know"...Jeff says "first of all, if they did a poll people would definitely want some BB action"...Jordan says "no, it can't happen"...Jeff says "I don't know about that" ...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "how about if you were to be eliminated or fool around what would you do?"...they laugh. Jordan asks if Jeff would honestly, honestly, honestly do it if someone wanted to?...Jeff says "have sex in here?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff says "no, what am I a fu**ing porno star?"...Jordan says it would be awkward...Jeff says you can't do that, on TV...Jordan says she doesn't know, haven't some people done it...Jeff says he knows, but it's no good, they're paying the price for that...Jordan says she's not doing it...Jeff says he's not opposed to a little fooling around...Jordan says "Jeff!"... Jeff says "fu**ing how many days have we been in here? that's a long time"...Jordan says he's got 4 more weeks and they'll be outta there...Jeff says "and then we can f**k around?" LOL ...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says "no, we're not, whaddya mean, what do I mean?"...Jeff says "we're getting a room when we get outta here"...Jordan says "I'll kiss you"...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says "but we're not fooling around"...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says they're not doing anything...Jeff says "you gonna grab my ass?"...Jordan says she'll squeeze it, pinch it, she laughs. Jeff says "I'm just fu**ing around, unless you're not then I'm not either" 😉😂 Jeff tries to convince Jordan again to stay in LA...he says "but you should try to stay in LA for a couple of days after this if we can, I doubt we can cuz we can't just be like, hey change my flight, I'm sure you're going to want to get home...I'm staying if I can for a couple of days"...Jordan says she doubts she can especially because she is from one end to the other...Jeff says that doesn't matter... Jeff says that if she makes it to the finals her mom will come out there...Jordan says it's exciting, the whole family comes right?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says it'll be freaking awesome...Jeff says what if they make it to the finals and their families come out...Jordan says they can all go out to eat & for drinks...Jeff says "crab legs on the beach"...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff explains at a restaurant on the beach...Jordan thought it was just grabbing crab legs and eating them on the beach...Jeff says "they're not taffy apples" Jordan says they have to get to the final two...Jeff says for that reason only...Jordan says "that would be a good story Jeff"...Jeff says "I know it would be, I think about it sometimes" 😊 Jeff asks if they are getting sleep or fu**ing around...Jordan says "getting sleep!"...Jeff gets up and says he keeps saying that, production must be sick of it but ask "when are you guys fu**ing around?"...Jordan says they're not Lydia & Jessie...Jeff sits down and says "I know"...Jordan says she was so shocked when she told them that...Jeff lays back down and says Jessie wasn't here but did she notice Jessie would turn red whenever Lydia was mentioned? Jordan says no...Jeff says his face would drop and she'd get a look on her face...they talk about how they'll all badmouth Jeff in the jury house. Jordan says if they vote the way they should, strategy, gamewise, they should vote for Jeff, for him not to worry about he'll do fine...Jordan says "you're a good person, good things happen to good people"...Jeff says "wow, thanks Jordan, I'm rubbing off on you?"...Jordan says "yeah cuz you're being nicer now, now I can tolerate you, you were being kind of mean earlier"...Jeff says "does that mean we can fool around now?" 😇 Jordan says "nooo, no fooling around"...Jeff says "Jordan! never say never"  They get quiet… Cute convos Part 7 1:50-1:55am J&J get quiet but then Jeff does something to Jordan under the covers...Jeff whispers "I know, no fooling around" 😟 Jeff does something again and they laugh...Jeff pats Jordan and says "I'm just playing around"...Jordan says "I know you won't do anything cuz you know I'll smack your hand"...Jeff moves and Jordan says "don't you dare"...Jeff says "I'm not doing anything, I got an itch"... Jeff does something (LOL) and Jordan while giggling says "Jeff"...Jeff laughs...more rustling...Jordan says "let me lock our arms"...Jeff says "is this your move so I can't do anything?"...Jordan says no, she always sleeps like this (yeah sure!)...Jeff says he can't get any rotation like this...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "oh yes I can" and he tries...Jordan says "move your hand"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "don't you dare, geez, sleeping like this" and she uncovers them...Jeff says "relax"...Jordan says "I know you're not going to do anything"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "oh, I thought that's why you said relax"...Jeff says "your mind's wandering"... Jeff says "how weird is it going to be to get in your car and drive somewhere?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "with your jams"...Jordan says he has to burn her a CD of his jams...Jeff says he's going to get her an iPod when they get out of there...Jordan says to not forget the earrings too...Jeff says that's if I win...Jordan says if she wins she's buying him season tickets to the Bears...Jeff says "we're going on tripsss" (hmmm, first I heard of this LOL)...Jordan says "oh yeah to Hawaii"...Jeff says "no, you win, oh yeah yeah yeah that's right"... Jordan says she was kidding about Hawaii, take whoever he wants to Hawaii...Jeff says they'll go on another trip?...Jordan says yeah...they agree to split the cost...Jeff says "and we're going to f**k around a little bit?"...Jordan still says no...Jeff says "what? on a vacation" ...Jordan says "why do we have to?"...Jeff says they don't have to but a little bit? if they go somewhere on the beach they have to fool around a little bit?...Jordan says they can kiss, that's as far as she'll go Jeff says "what? kiss? I'm 31" <----I think this is one of the funniest things Jeff said all summer! 🤣😂🤣 Jordan says "well go find yourself someone that will"...Jeff says "oh be quiet, you know you're gonna fool around, don't try to be a good girl for TV" ...Jordan gets all defensive and says she's not, he can ask anybody, all her friends can vouch, she's only been with one person, she swears to God...Jeff says he knows, he believes her...Jordan says she's weird, her mind starts thinking crazy things...Jeff asks "can you scratch my back crazy since you can't scratch my front?"  Jeff says he's just playing plus it will relax him and he'll shut up...he turns on his belly...Jordan starts scratching. Cute convos - JeJo finally fall asleep 1:57-2:07am Jordan starts scratching Jeff's back saying that she finds it so funny that Jeff is always asking her to make out, also during the HOH comp when he tried to kiss her...Jeff says the DR asked him about that...Jordan says she told them Jeff was just kidding...Jeff says me too...Jeff says the DR said that Jordan made him look like a fool and Jeff was "that fu**ing bitch"...Jordan uhhh's and slaps Jeff...Jeff says "I was joking Jordan, I'm sure I said that, tsk!". Jeff says "did you ever go to a museum?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "did you like them?"...Jordan says not really, they're alright, in 5th grade they had a sleepover at the museum...Jeff says that's awesome, was it cool?...Jordan says there were different things, space stuff, dinosaurs, just everything...Jeff says that's cool...Jordan says in 5th grade it was...Jeff says he loves museums (another opposite for Jeff & Jordan lol)...Jordan says that her mom went as a chaperone, they had a DJ late at night, it was weird, they slept in sleeping bags, the next day they watched a 3D movie, she hasn't been since then. Jeff asks about the zoo, does she like the zoo? Jordan says she hasn't been since she was 10...Jeff asks if they have an aquarium like the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago? Jordan isn't sure but thinks there's one downtown...Jordan says seriously Jeff has to come down one weekend, she can take him downtown and then to local bars where she lives...Jeff says he for sure will come down to visit...Jordan says he can stay at her mom's...Jeff says he'll stay at a hotel...Jordan insists he stay at her place, her friends always do when she invites them...Jeff says he will visit her for sure...Jordan says she can sleep with her mom and Jeff can stay in her room now...Jeff says "no way, I'm sleeping with you and your mom"...Jordan says "omg" Jeff says he would see her, probably Casey & Braden just when he's in LA...Jordan says he'd be the one who wouldn't show up...Jeff says he'll be at space camp...Jordan says she wishes they could have a night where they could all go out with everyone...Jeff says that is what the Vegas thing is for, no one knows what it is and that is what it's supposed to be for, who knows? and if he has to pay there's a good chance he's not going, unless he's the winner and then he's paying for their suite and they're getting busy. Jeff says "We definitely have to fool around in Vegas "...Jeff continues "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so it's like it never happened"...Jordan says "I think you're just horny"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "cuz it's probably been awhile"...Jeff says "probably?"...Jordan says "it has been awhile"...they laugh. Jeff says "have you been here too or what?" LOL Jeff says "whatever, we're fooling around when we get out of here"...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what, you always hide in there" as Jordan puts her head near Jeff's armpit. Jordan says "you're talking about it like that now, if you're drunk you'll be attacking me"...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Jordan says "I'll have to hide"...Jeff says "I'll be all over you in public"...Jordan says "nooo, people don't like to see that, don't you hate when people make out in public?"...Jeff mmm hmm's and says "PDA?"...Jordan says "I used to feel stupid even holding someone's hand in public but now I mean..." Jeff says "we'll throw down with your friends and drink and have fun"...Jordan says they would have so much fun...Jeff says he'd get annoyed because her friends all talk like they do...Jordan says they all talk like that...Jeff says they would drive him fu**ing bananas...Jordan says they all talk and act the same, crazy, he would love them though... Jordan says she has a variety of friends, her work friends, her friends from school, etc...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan patting Jeff saying she's done scratching his back...they get cozy, Jordan thinks it's close in to 3am, Jeff says no more like 2am...Jeff reaches over and kisses Jordan's neck/shoulder 3 times and gets comfy in his spot...Jeff tries to kick the covers off his feet and then says he feels so bad when she is so sound asleep and he has to roll over, he feels like he's going to wake her up and she'll get cranky...Jordan says no, she doesn't get cranky, only sometimes...Jordan says they are going to be so tired tomorrow...Jeff says it's not as late as she thinks, plus they can nap...Jordan says true, now she knows why Natalie and them stayed up here a lot, it's comfy...they finally quiet down and drift off to sleep Jeff mmms 9:29am Jeff and Jordan have been woken up by BB, lights are on but they are still lazy...Jordan is laying in bed facing the far wall...Jeff has gotten up but gets back in bed and situates himself under the covers to his liking, he says he can't believe how cold it gets in the mornings, what's that all about?... Jeff whispers "Johrdann"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff asks if she's going to sleep?...Jordan mmm, hmm's saying she's going to try to...Jeff says "and then they're going to wake us up again"...Jordan says "at 12"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "what time? normally they wake us up at 12, pick players and then it (POV) normally starts like at 2"...Jeff says they don't have to pick players...Jordan says that's right, then they won't get woken up til later... They are quiet for a few seconds and then Jeff reaches over to rub Jordan's butt... Jeff MMMM's :) and they get quiet again… I couldn’t find the light 9:47-9:56am Jeff and Jordan are in bed. Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's armpit, she says it better not smell, he says to get in there, she does and hugs him tight...they giggle...Jeff asks Jordan what she is laughing at and she says she was thinking of something funny from the DR...Jeff says it's going to be funny watching what she said...Jordan says he won't be mad at anything she said...they get quiet...Jordan then says she can't breathe in there... Jeff says it's warmer there and his nose is cold like an Eskimo. Jordan snuggles up to his chest. Jordan starts talking game, Jeff wants to fool around. Jordan says No! Jeff kisses her and says oh, yeah! Jordan says No! Jordan starts up with her game play strategy again. Jeff says she's covering every single fu**ing dreadful angle there is to make me sick every single day. Jeff asks her why she didn't go over if Nat won, if he won, if you won, etc. He says yeah right because you just like thinking about anything you want..Jordan says here come the stones... Jeff says she's so random like what if we had to ride horses and she rode a horse but she wasn't that good at the comp and Natalie has long hair...whaddya think about that? Jordan tells Jeff to stop...Jeff says he's serious, does she have any horseback riding abilities?...Jordan says no...Jeff says they're finished then cuz the next comp will probably be horseback riding, that's what he was thinking. Jeff gets under the covers and kisses Jordan and rolls on top of her. Lots of rolling around and protesting from Jordan...Jeff asks if they can just sleep a little before she starts with her brainstorming?...they laugh...Jeff goes for Jordan's neck, more squealing "No, Jeeffff!"...Jeff playfully tells her to stop fu**ing around...Jordan giggles and squeals but can't get out from under the covers, she finally does and her hair is a mess. Jeff says to quit messing around, he has church going grandparents. She says she couldn't find the light. Jeff says that was an excuse, she had busy hands under there...Jeff cracks up saying he's just playing...Jordan says "duh!"...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his back in the morning?...Jordan's not so sure...Jeff says she's not doing anything else unless she wants to go over scenarios...Jordan says no, he'll make fun...he says he's not...Jordan starts scratching...Jeff wants to know another scenario...Jordan doesn't know any...Jeff says to tell him one with 2 former HG's coming back, that should be realistic...Jordan asks if he had 2 HG's to pick who would he pick?...Jeff sarcastically says that's easy, Ronnie and Jessie...they talk a little more game and then get quiet... Jeff’s spy screen smile 9:57am Jordan is still scratching Jeff's back, she asks Jeff if there might be a guest host for the veto comp?...BB calls Jordan to the DR...Jordan gets up and starts fixing herself to get ready...Jeff says what did they talk about last night?...Jordan says she forgot...Jeff says remember they thought there might be a guest host and she hoped it would be Renny, doesn't she remember that?...Jordan says oh yeah!...Jeff says oh f**k!...Jordan says he's driving her bananas... Jeff says he is? they stay up talking for 3 hours going over everything and she doesn't know anything, she comes up with a scenario involving pigeons, he doesn't know where her brain is, Jesus...Jordan says "Jesus sista"...Jeff puts on his contacts, Jordan gets a clip from the bathroom, clips up her hair, gets her blanket and leaves the bedroom to go to the DR...Jeff kicks off his slippers, sits down and while taking a sip of water looks towards the spyscreen at Jordan walking by, a cute smile comes upon his face😊 Jeff says Oh yeah 12:19-12:24pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele have been napping upstairs in the HOH before the POV comp...Jeff & Jordan get up and are giggling over the fact that they can barely tell there is a person under the covers (Michele) and that she is making noises...Jordan claps her hands to try and get Michele to moan...Michele wakes up and Jordan says that she was mmm'ing and she clapped to see if she would moan. Jeff playfully pushes Jordan onto the bed...Jeff sits down on the round chair, he tells Michele that he wanted to hear a more elaborate moan, he has only heard her say no...Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says 12...Jordan says she is ready to play for the POV...they get quiet...Michele fake yawns and says she's going to go back to napping...Jordan gets up and spins Jeff around, he laughs but he stops after a couple of spins because it's going to make him sick. Jordan goes to sit on the chair/Jeff's lap and Jeff pulls her hips down towards him and says "Oh yeah"... Jordan gets embarassed and says "Jeefff!"...Jeff says what? he was just relaxing... Jordan then grabs Jeff's picture of him, Mimmo & Barry and she says it's weird seeing him with a watch...Jeff says "let me see my throw down", he wonders what watch it was?...he figures it's his Kenneth Cole watch, the black one...Jeff keeps looking at the picture and he smiles saying "Barry"...he wonders where the hell they were?... Jeff realizes where they were, it was Hooters LOL...Jordan says "it was?"...Jeff says yeah...feeds switch out...they return shortly after, Michele has left to go to the DR...Jeff says "I can't even talk to her"...Jordan changes the view on the spycam and sits down, they start talking about Russell... Ignoring Russell & not asking Michele questions leads to another tiff 12:24-12:53pm At some point while Jeff & Michele were napping, Jordan was awake and heard Russell knocking at the HOH door but ignored him...Michele has been called to the DR and Jeff & Jordan get a chance to talk… Jeff and Jordan are talking about Russell coming up and Jordan not opening the door for him...Jeff tells Jordan that it was a stupid, dumb thing to do, next time not to do that even though there isn't going to be a next time...Jordan opens her eyes wide at Jeff...Jeff says all she has to do is say "what's up?" and then pretend you're sleeping and say you'll talk later, now he's downstairs fuming and wondering a million things about why they didn't answer the door... Jordan asks Jeff what he and Michele were talking about when she was listening to Bob Marley? anything?...Jeff says no, she said her and Russell don't talk about stuff...Jordan says Michele is sticking up for Russell...Jeff says that Michele says that Russell is all about the final 4...Jeff says he presented Michele with a scenario where she played dumb, as if she hasn't thought of that fu**ing scenario, of course she has and she doesn't say anything? f**k her! Jeff says she is being sneaky and he can't stand her giggling, he hates it, he can't stand it...Jordan says they have to split them up, if Russell wins the POV maybe they should backdoor her...both Jeff & Jordan think they will win the POV...Jeff wonders how they are going to get Michele to use the veto if she wins it...Jeff says he told Michele that her and Russell are attached at the hip now and Michele said they're in the HN room...Jeff says that Michele is lying when she says that her and Russell don't talk about stuff and he brings up the fact that she should feel bad after he called them both out in the BY and got made fools of...Jordan says she is being sneaky. Jeff, in an agitated tone, tells Jordan that is why he wanted her to fu**ing talk when she was "pretending" to listen to Bob Marley, she could have asked a question or two too...Jeff says for her not to give him this look that says that he always turns on her or that he's saying she never does anything because she just didn't, she could have said something, she could have answered the door because now they will say that Jeff didn't answer the door and then they say Jeff asked them all the questions... Jordan just stares at Jeff... Jeff says for Jordan to not tell him that she's not sitting back and not doing anything because that's exactly what she's doing and if she doesn't think she is, take it the way she will because why she didn't ask any questions? Jordan says she doesn't know, she figured he would do it...Jeff says "because you thought it was so comfortable for me to ask the questions? I don't want to talk to her either"...Jordan says fine, when Michele comes back she will ask her some questions... Jeff says he's just saying and that they have the same conversation every night, she could ask her too, she's more her friend than he is so she would get more out of her...Jordan notices on the spyscreen that Michele is coming and says "shut up...you're always yelling at me"... Jeff starts to talk...Michele walks in and Jordan says "I know, but why do you always have to yell at me"...Jeff says he's a loud talker...Jordan says "I know but you're always"... Michele hugs Jordan and says it's ok Jordo...Jordan says "he's always yelling at me" (there goes Jordan again playing the victim card and making Jeff look bad, sharing personal business, not a fan of her doing this)..Jordan says to Michele "so what do you think about everything?"...Jeff asks Michele what that hug was for?...Michele says she likes to hug Jordo...Jeff gets pissed saying Michele doesn't even know what Jordan said so why is she hugging her and not him?...Michele says "sorry Jeff"...Jeff gives Jordan a look...Jordan says "what Jeff!!?"...Michele says Jeff is mean... Jeff says how does Michele know what she said? she could have been calling Michele a fu**ing asshole right before she walked in and then she hugged her for that? why do people automatically assume Jordan is always cute and right?...Michele awkwardly giggles saying that Jeff is getting mad for nothing...Jeff says Michele walked in and just assumed something and don't tell him that she doesn't have a problem assuming things because she assumes a lot in this house...Michele goes to hug Jeff too but he doesn't want one...she's banned! (he should have banned her stupid hugs permanently!)...Jeff says people are about to get laid out in there. Jeff looks at Jordan and makes fun of Jordan saying "what? were you gonna cry and go bake cakes for people?"...Jeff & Michele laugh but Jordan is not amused, she is pissed!...Michele says she came in at the wrong time and she should leave now...Jeff says you gave Jordan a hug when maybe she is wrong...Michele says everyone is wrong...Jeff says he is probably wrong but he's sticking to his points. Michele says "you're cute when you're angry" GAG ME🤮 Jeff smiles and pulls at his hair in frustration...he asks if anyone wants cheese LOL...Jordan nods no and Michele says she'll have some cheese...Jeff asks what is wrong with Michele?...Michele says she can't fu**ing eat...Jeff says oh yeah, shit...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to try it? even if she did, she wouldn't want it because she is mad at what he said, they'll try it later alright?...Jordan gives him a look... Jordan turns the talk to game...she asks Michele what she thinks about everything?...Michele says she's sticking to the plan, she doesn't want to get shanked. Jordan - huh?...Michele says she is kidding but remember the time you guys threatened us...Jeff says who? oh, when we were outside and I couldn't get to the bottom of whatever the f**k was going on, somebody was lying...Jeff & Jordan humor Michele by going along with the idea they are getting rid of Kevin...Jeff asks a hypothetical scenario for the following week to see what Michele will say, she doesn't exactly inspire confidence in Jeff and Jordan with her answers...basically Jeff & Jordan put the boots to Michele for the next 20 minutes or so. Jeff smiles at Jordan and she says what?...Jeff says nothin', I know you're upset with me, it's ok... Michele asks if they are seriously mad?...Jeff says that Jordan is for things he says...Jordan looks genuinely upset...Michele says she deserved a hug then...Jeff says she didn't know that, don't get him started... This exchange below was a pre-cursor to the big fight between Jeff and Jordan that caused them to sleep separately 3 nights later and the ensuing conversation about keeping things between them... Michele then points to Jordan and says "you told me that you guys got into a fight"...Jeff (again never liking when Jordan would tell their personal business) says she was just joking...Jordan says "we bicker"...Jeff says "yeah, that's better...and don't tell people, you see how that comes off already, what you say in this house, we got in a fight joking and she goes they got in a fight and she tells Russell hey, it's good they're fighting and then all of a sudden the whole house thinks we're fighting because you cracked one joke" Michele says she knew Jordan was being "jokey"...Jordan says that they were bickering...Jeff says if you want to see fighting wait outside the door...Jordan says she thinks she is going to sleep in the SS room tonight and give Jeff his space (foreshadowing moment)...Jeff mutters ok...Jordan says she thinks Jeff is getting annoyed so she'll leave him alone...Jeff mutters ok... Jeff says she is going to change her mind in 5 mins anyways so don't worry about it...Jordan says she won't, she will sleep there because she can tell Jeff is getting irritated with her. Jeff did NOT sound thrilled with this...he says he's not getting irritated with her...Jordan says she can tell, he's like a time bomb, she can just tell...Russell walks in...Jeff says it's because she says goofy shit... Jeff wants to explain what happened...he asks Russell if he came up earlier? Jordan didn't get the door...Russell shows how he stood at the door and left...Jordan asks why he didn't come in?...Jeff says he had his headphones on, he fell asleep and when he woke up Jordan told him someone came to the door and she didn't feel like talking, he told her why didn't she just open the door to let him know they were sleeping?.. Jordan says the door was unlocked...Russell says "Jordan, you made me feel like a yo-yo"...Jeff says he knows that's how it feels when you're out there...Jordan repeats the door was unlocked...Jeff swears he was sleeping with his headphones on...Russell says that clip is going to be on TV...Jordan who is now even more pissed that Jeff called her out in front of Russell says it won't be, it was Jeff was sitting with his headphones, she was halfway asleep and didn't feel like getting the door and the remote was on the table, she didn't know who it was so she didn't say anything and Jeff yelled at her...Jeff says he didn't, Jordan says he did...Jeff says to come to his own conclusion...Russell says if they want to be alone, he doesn't mind...Jordan in a loud tone says "no, the door's unlocked though!"...Russell says he doesn't barge in...Jeff sees what Russell means... Russell tries to make a joke about the whole thing and lighten the mood and it kind of works...Jordan says that Jeff was being...but she doesn't say anymore...the tension is diffused temporarily when they start joking about Casey...Jeff thought his speech was good even though others thought it wasn't...feeds cut out... Jordan flips Jeff the bird 12:59-1:02pm The feeds were cut off and when they return Jordan is not up in the HOH...Jeff is up there talking to Russell & Michele...Jeff spies Jordan coming up to the HOH door, he jumps out of bed and locks the door to show Jordan a lesson about ignoring people at the door...Jordan groans...she knocks and waits for a bit to see if someone answers and Jeff waits inside the HOH with a sly grin on his face...Jeff opens the door when he sees on the spy screen that Jordan is walking away, he laughs and keeps telling her to come here but she is not amused...she flips him the bird all the way down the spiral staircase... Russell & Michele ask why she is mad?...Jeff says it's because he is busting her balls, what she did earlier was rude, if he knocked and someone didn't answer he'd be so pissed, he fell asleep with his headphones on and didn't hear Russell knocking and when he asked Jordan after why she didn't answer, she said she just didn't feel like talking, it looked stupid...Russell says it's alright, is she like that because of her period?...Jeff says yeah, she's so pissed all the time, he says one thing and she's pissed, she had 5 days of whatever the f**k  that thing was and now it just started... Watch the quad cam to see the whole thing evolve...what is interesting is that at the same time Jeff is bitching to Russell & Michele, saying that Jordan is really pissed at him (I think Jeff felt bad at this point) Jordan is downstairs complaining to Kevin and Natalie that Jeff is mad that she ignored Russell earlier in the HOH and locked her out just now. As Jeff would say Good Times!! 🥴 The feeds would go to trivia shortly after this for the POV comp (the banana one)...Jordan wouldn't be seen again until after the feeds come back... Jeff after the tiff 1:22-1:42pm After Jeff had (half) jokingly locked Jordan out of the HOH room, Jordan is nowhere in sight and Jeff (in bed) is with Russell (in a chair at the little table) and Michele (in the round chair) in the HOH room... Jeff & Russell talk sports while Michele sits quietly listening...feeds go off for 10 mins... A LOT more sports talk...Russell then asks "is Jordan really still downstairs?"...Jeff, who has been pretending to be sleepy, hoping they would leave, says "yeah" with a grin...Russell tells him he might have some making up to do...Jeff says she's got some relaxing to do Oh Jeff 😬 More awkward, forced conversation, control room, etc...Jeff gets called out by production for obstructing his microphone...he says "I'm not talking" although he had been...his tone was almost like "I'm DONE talking"... Russell gets up to use the HOH bathroom, he walks into the stall and says "tampons, huh?"...Jeff says, "yeah, I know"...Russell says "something you need to tell me, Jeff?"...Jeff responds "it's like I'm fu**ing married with no luxuries"...Russell and MIchele giggle...Jeff is thoughtful and sings a line from "Cry Me a River"  :) Russell leaves to make coffee and Michele tries to start her pathetic flirting 🤢 Jeff puts on the headphones and ignores her so she leaves THE FIGHTING LEADS TO THIS DURING THE POV COMP Shower after the POV 4:20-4:25pm The feeds return after the POV to Jeff taking a shower in the HOH bathroom...Jordan is in her Easter egg towel...she asks him what he's saving his wine for?...Jeff says "maybe tonight?"...Jordan says no, she says they should save his wine for when they are left in the final 2...Jeff peeks over the shower door and says "so we can make bad decisions?"...Jordan "no!" LOL Jordan says when Jeff gets out of the shower she has something she wants to say...Jeff says when she gets in there (shower) he has something he wants to do Jordan laughs...Jeff steps out of the shower saying this season is all about saving energy and stuff so from now on they should just shower together, they are doing the world a favor, not just them ;) ...Jordan says "we're doing you a favor"...Jeff says he just cares about the environment LOL Jordan says she will wait to shower to talk, she doesn't want to irritate him...Jeff says no, they have time, he's going to stand there and put lotion on, get in there but btw she's making him sick with her dirty legs, she's getting dirt everywhere, just shower...Jordan gets ready to shower...Jeff throws her clothes on the floor of the shower...Jordan comments on how she couldn't get up the slide during the comp. Jeff mentions the cheese again and Jordan says she'll have some maybe later, she was mad at him at the time and didn't want any...Jeff asks if she's still mad at him?...Jordan hmmm's and says not as much...Jeff says a little bit?...Jordan said he hurt her feelings...Jeff says "do I need a good talking to later?"...Jeff moves towards the shower and says "do you wanna work this out in the shower? he's got something he could work out in the shower" LOL...Jordan tells Jeff that he has to stay up there because they need to talk...Jordan gets in the shower and asks Jeff for a towel...she pokes her head out and gives Jeff the cutest smile... Jordan says "thanks, thanks BFF" and takes her shower... Shower & shave chat 4:26-4:31pm While Jordan showers, Jeff shaves...before he does, he randomly says "Jordo"  :) Jeff says competitions are so much more fun when you win...Jordan gets grossed out by a banana peel (she brought in from the comp), she says she's actually going to wear the shorts (from the comp)...Jeff says he's going to love his shorts, he loves the shorts from Target...Jordan says Jeff's going to have to talk to her in a little bit because she can't hear a word he's saying...Jeff says it's not important. Jeff continues talking to her LOL...he asks Jordan where her compact mirror is?...Jordan tells him it should be in her makeup bag, it's not, he keeps looking...Jordan says her Luminous stuff isn't going to last too much longer...Jeff says "it's not in there Jordo" :) Jordan says to grab her foundation compact...Jeff says it's ok, it's not that bad, he just wants to do the back of his neck but they can do it later...Jordan says she'll do it for him tonight...Jeff says ok. Jordan says she loves getting messy like that, doesn't he?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she can't believe she was the first one out...Jeff says he knows and there were a thousand Ronnies...Jordan says all the others had already gotten there and she knew they'd all be right and then there she was...Jeff asks what did I tell you about not quitting though?...Jordan says she didn't quit did she?...Jeff says she didn't...Jordan says she got the banana, went up there and waited...Jeff says good for you...Jordan says even though she couldn't get up the fricken thing...Jeff says good job but it didn't matter...Jordan asks Jeff if he's excited?...Jeff says "that I won?...yeah"...Jordan asks if this is his first POV?...Jeff says "no, second, remember I took myself off the block?"...Jordan says "oh yeahhhhhh" This next part sounds like a mafia movie lol Jordan says "I forgot about that Gucci" Jeff says "I got all the power now sista" Jordan says "yeah you do" Jeff says "nobody makes a move without me" :) Jordan says again she can't hear him...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan continues talking again LOL she says it was so funny when Jeff said he had a banana...Jeff says Michele was so nervous, she got all freaked out when Jeff made a noise, you can definitely rattle her...Jeff finishes up and says he needs to have a good DR sesssion...FISH... JeJo banter - making a deal 4:33pm When the feeds return from fish...Jordan is out of the shower in a towel and Jeff is about to do his hair... Jeff says "see, when you say scenario, please tell me who is eliminated before you say the scenario, not 2 weeks from now when 6 people are still here, alright?" Jordan says "okay...gotcha" Jordan then says "and when I talk to you will you not like yell at me or raise your voice at me?" Jeff says "deal! but if you give one scenario with 6 people here 2 weeks from now, it's over, deal's off" Jordan says "ok, ok you lost" Jeff says "you lost!" Jordan says "gotcha...geez" Jeff says "I'm not yelling, I'm explaining the rules" Jordan cutely says "what happened, what happened to the Jeff I met?...I'm just kidding"  :) Jordan says this is what happens when you get in power, you fight..Jeff says "no, you're getting power hungry, you're drinking the juice that everyone else was drinking, you gotta keep it cool sister"...Jordan says she's trying...Jeff says there's a long way to go and this week is crucial... Post POV talk in the HOH 4:34-4:50pm Jeff finishes up fixing his hair and Jordan gets dressed after taking her shower...they continue talking game... Jeff says that next week and this week are crucial and he thinks he's pulling the trigger...Jordan says she thinks he should...Jeff says he thinks it's going to happen, it's the smartest move for himself... Jordan bends down to get her hairbrush from the bottom drawer and Jeff says that he was going to "blow" one right there...Jordan says that would be kind of funny...Jeff farts and says see, that's the one that would have been on her...Jeff says to leave the whitestrips out, he'll do them later tonight...Jordan wraps her hair in a towel saying they need to start talking... Jeff and Jordan poke fun at Michele saying she gets so into the competitions and was crying...Jeff says the slide was pretty hot though....Jordan has unwrapped her hair now and proceeds to destroy her wet hair with vigorous brushing 😯 Jeff picks up his letter on the table and starts looking it over...Jordan says Jeff is doing what she did, she kept reading hers over and over again...Jeff puts some cologne on and FISH...when feeds return J&J are sitting at the table talking game... Jordan tells Jeff what was going on during the POV comp, how Natalie was talking to her about the game, where the bananas were and she didn't want Russell to see them talking, she saw Russell looking over at them...Jordan says she has a major feeling she'll be targeted if Russell stays, she says she told Jeff that if he won the POV it was a sign, she has been saying her prayers, this is a major opportunity... Jordan says she was hoping that Michele wouldn't win POV, she knew Russell was pulling for Michele, it just shows that Russell is not with them...Jeff knows, he saw it too during the competition...Jordan says Russell wanted Michele to win...Jeff says oh, yeah...Jordan says they definitely have to break them up...Jeff says he didn't like the talk he had with Michele this morning. Jeff says he isn't throwing Jordan under the bus by any means and for her not to get too paranoid but he's going to tell them (K&N) that if he takes them off the block...Jordan interrupts saying that she thinks Jeff should save Natalie...Jeff says he's taking Kevin off because he's a better player and he'll tell Natalie to not worry about one thing, they have the votes (to get Russell out)...Jordan tells Jeff that Natalie swore to her that if she doesn't go home this week that Jordan and Jeff would never go up, she'll be so loyal to them, she owes it to them both...Jeff says Natalie is saved either way...Jordan says she promised Natalie she's safe...Jeff asks when she told her that?...Jordan says after the POV...Jeff says he has a couple of days to think about it, the ceremony is Monday, nothing is set. Jordan says this is Jeff's chance to get Russell out, they need to break up Russell and Michele and that Jeff made a good point, they can't go up against them two, they're too strong...Jeff asks that people stop saying that Russell is the best fu**ing competitor in there because he doesn't win everything...Jordan says she knows, she's just saying...Jeff says Russell is no gift to God, he says he goes in the DR and they tell him he's the best competitor they've ever had, STFU! Jordan thinks Russell needs to go...Jeff says he has a million reasons why, first off the vote for Jessie, he doesn't know why but he can't swallow the pill...they both agree that they can't trust Michele either...Jeff says she's acting fishy...Jeff imitates how Michele looks when she's lying/hiding something, she has no poker face at all...Jordan says it was weird that Russell told Michele they couldn't talk during the day because it looked suspicious, aren't they all supposed to be a team?...Jeff says yeah, he's an idiot...Jordan says she has a good feeling about them getting rid of Russell... Jeff says he's going to tell them (K&N) that if he takes them off the block, he doesn't go up period, Jordan isn't the target and Michele is the target and then they go to Michele and tell her they're final 3, if Michele wins, it's Kevin out, then they go to the finals with Natalie once they get Michele out (if it was only that easy! 🙁 ) ...they go over the plan details and possible scenarios Jordan thinks it's meant to be after both of them winning back to back HOH's & POV's...Jeff says he thinks Kevin is a man of his word 😬...Jordan says it feels right doing it this way, she doesn't have a bad feeling...Jeff likes it too but is going to go over every option...Jeff tells Jordan to not say it's happening for sure, keep them guessing so they'll even be more grateful after and be willing to offer them more in return for safety (how'd that work out for you? ugh)...Jordan asks if she won HOH again who she would put up? she'd probably put up Kevin and Michele...FISH... Farting grossies 4:51-4:56pm The feeds return with Jeff bashing Michele saying she's "stupid crazy"...Jordan says she was getting anxious during the comp when it was down to Jeff and Michele...Jeff says he kind of knew he was going to win...they talk a little about the banana comp...Jordan says Russell still doesn't trust Jeff...Jeff says he shouldn't because he feels like telling him right now that "he gawn"...Jordan giggles... Jeff looks through the mini fridge and asks if Jordan wants the little pizza, he'll have a little piece of it...Jordan does...Jordan says that Natalie is so funny, she's like a little rat...Jeff casually rips a fart 🤢 Jordan says "OMG Jeff!"...Jeff says "Jordan...it's gross"...Jordan asks if Jeff is really this gassy all the time?...Jeff says no, he swears to God he's not, he gives her a reason to not believe it but...Jordan asks if she just brings the gassiness out of him?...Jeff says no, he thinks it's the stress in the house...Jordan asks stress makes him gassy?...Jeff doesn't know, it's something...Jordan says it's something in the air...Jeff says he doesn't rip them like this all the time...Jordan says it seems like he does... Jeff asks if BB is going to make a little thing on TV about that because they ask him about farting and they asked her...Jordan says definitely because they asked her about her farting too...Jeff says they're going to show them laying in bed (farting)...Jeff says "eww Jordan we're going to look like grossies"...Jordan says "you told America I stink!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "now, you think guys are going to go out with me? no, they'll think I'm the smelly girl" (you don’t have to worry about that Jordan 😉) Jeff says "hey smelly, you want a drink?" LOL! Jeff then says Russell must be shitting right now for sure huh?...Jordan says he's going to put on a fake front like he's excited (for Jeff)...Jeff says what would he do if Russell won HOH and POV? he'd be uhhhh! he's got to be dying, he's got no control...Jordan says Russell was staring at her and Natalie...Jeff says it's going to be a long couple of days...Jordan says he'll either go vocal and yell (yep!) or go quiet and talk to the other side for votes... Jeff says Russell will approach the other side...Jordan says Jeff has to talk to them beforehand...Jeff says he'll tell them for their safety, they must vote the way he wants...Jeff counts the votes just to make sure he has them to get Russell out, he does...Jeff then says they might as well make a big pizza and he takes the smaller one downstairs to put in the freezer...he leaves... Yeah baby 5:15pm Jeff is putting away dishes in the kitchen...Jordan joins him...Jeff puts away something in the cabinet under the counter where they eat and as they walk by each other, Jordan touches his butt...Jeff says "yeah baby"...Jordan stands by the sink...Jeff purrs :) and takes a sip of his drink, he approaches Jordan, gets real close to her and whispers "make out?"...Jordan says hmm and presses her face against his neck... Jeff says "yeah, that was close enough"...he grabs the tongs and tries to pinch her boob with them and they laugh. Seen in this video at the 3:13 mark https://youtu.be/1SGixrJyqWU Kitchen chat 5:46-7:10pm The whole house (except Russell) chat in the kitchen. Jeff squeezes Jordans cheek at one point when she was telling a cute story. 90210, Gremlins, The Simpsons, J&J talk a while about their serving days, watching past seasons of BB in sequester, Jeff talks about Diane looking like his ex girlfriend & they talk about Diane & Drew. Jeff says Diane reminds him of Lydia (acting like a school girl), Lydia's obsession with Jessie, Talk turns to Jessie (SO FUNNY), Jeff gets fired up when Natalie tells them that Jessie said Jordans way of choosing the Have Nots was a cop out, Jeff's impersonations of Jessie. Michele goes off when Natalie says Jordan was the only one who liked Jeff week one. A LOT of Jessie Talk… Slap on the butt/pinch on the cheek 7:17pm Jordan & Jeff are outside with the other HG's discussing laundry...Jordan says she's going to lay down she's tired...Jeff follows her inside and asks her where she is going?...Jordan says, as she closes the sliding glass door, that she's going to lay down for a second...Jeff comes in and slaps her butt...Jordan asks if he cares?...Jeff says no, he's going outside...Jordan says she'll probably listen to his jams. Jeff saunters up to Jordan and says when I come upstairs will we make out?...Jordan slaps his belly and says no, she pinches his cheek. Jeff says later? when you say later it's bullshit...Jordan says maybe...Jeff says alright, he'll take it. 😊Jordan goes upstairs...Jeff goes outside... Wanna take a bubble bath? 10:04-10:07pm Jeff is outside smoking on the fridge...Jordan comes outside eating a bowl of ice cream and asks Jeff if he wants a bite?...Jeff takes some...Jordan sits down and asks Jeff if he wants to take a bubble bath?...Jeff eyes open wide and he says "what?"...Jordan says "wanna take a bubble bath later?"...Jeff says "me?...with you?" (his eyes open really wide) Jordan nods and Jeff says "wow"...Jordan says "rekindle" LOL Jeff says "we gonna light candles in there?" Jordan (wanting to make up) says "after the whole drama"...Jeff says "what drama?"...meanwhile Michele has joined them ugh...Jeff says "oh, so you got pissed"...Jordan thinks there was drama...Jeff says he's over it...Jordan says she's a little over it...Jeff says "you need a bubble bath"...Jordan says she's a little sour, hmm? Jeff doesn't respond... Jordan says you know the cameras would definitely be like (makes a honing in camera sound), she smiles...Jeff says they would love it if we were in a bubble bath...Jeff says it's Saturday night...Jordan giggles and says and we could open your bottle of wine...Jeff says he was thinking about it...Jordan says no, in the bubble bath...Jeff says "we're not taking a bubble bath"...Jordan says "we're not?"...Jeff says she can...Jordan says they will be in their bathing suits...Jeff says it will just look weird but he then says if they make out he'll go in there... Jordan says that will even look more weird...Jeff says they should just go for it, put on a show, they can fart in there and make a jacuzzi...Jordan doesn't respond and they both quiet down... Get crunk & make bad decisions 2.0 10:49-11:03pm Jeff, Jordan & Russell are sitting on the couches outside in the BY...they are discussing the fact that they were given no alcohol tonight on a Saturday night, they wonder what is up with that?...Jeff says that Russell had alcohol every night when he was HOH, he'd always come out with wine & beer, production must hate him, he gets nothing...they talk about Casey and how he did good (on the voiceovers for the banana comp)... Jordan wonders how his DJ stuff is going?...Russell tells them they talked and he said he wanted to stop doing it, he was getting tired...Jeff says he'll play it up now because of BB...they talk about Casey being 40, Jeff being 31...Jordan says Casey is 9 years older than Jeff and 18 years older than her...Jeff says "there you go Jordan!"...Jordan says "wow". Jordan says her bday is coming up soon...Russell asks when it is?...Jeff quickly says "November 21st!"...Jordan says "good job"...Jordan says "that's soon right?"...Russell says 2 months (nope three!) ...Russell says his is soon, in September...Jeff says "holy shit, it's September next week"...Russell says he's kind of sad though because it's opening day of dove season. (HUH?) They talk about how Russell told everyone that story but as usual people tune out when doing the HOH reveal, Jeff says that's why he told everyone to get out of the room, no awkward shit. Jeff says he likes seeing everyone's HOH though...they talk about feeding the fish, Jeff does, Jordan didn't, Russell kind of did...Jordan thinks fish are gross...Jordan asks if they can pick them out of the tank...Jeff says no, they're not toys, not on his watch sista!...Jordan slaps Jeff and squeezes his arm. Jeff jokingly asks if there is beer?...Russell says there's the wine, he can crack it open for Jordan...Jeff says "you wanna get crunk?"...Jordan says "now? it's already eleven though"...Russell says it's never too late to party...Jordan says they should wait and open it later to double it up...Jeff says "and make bad decisions?" Jordan looks up to the sky shyly...Russell says Jordan didn't say no so it's still a possibility...Jordan says "oh geez...Jeff's horny"...Russell says they all are. Talk turns to the DR and how they hate being called there when they are sleepy, Jeff says that Michele took the battery for his mic so he was pissed so he asked her and she was "heehee" and he was like "gimme that fu**Ing thing"...they laugh...Jeff wonders how she confused the "Jeff" label with "Michele"...Jeff says in the morning you're fu**ing so crabby, half the time he doesn't even have his contacts in, he thinks a chair is a person. Jordan says her sister is the meanest morning person...Jeff says he hates "morning people" when they're all like "good morning!" (all chipper) and you're like "what?"...Jordan flips the bird at the imaginary morning person LOL and says "shove it"...Jeff says yeah...Russell says "Halie!"...Jordan says Halie is her other personality...Russell says him & Jeff saw her today. Jeff pokes Jordan in the face and says "you gave me the finger today"...Jordan in a somewhat British accent says "did you see it?"...Jeff in a British accent says "did I see it?"...Jeff says he saw her...Jordan says "on the camera?"...Jeff says he came outside, when he wouldn't let her in the door... Jordan says she flipped the bird to the camera...Jeff says so that's why production is pissed...Jordan says she thought Jeff's spy screen was zoned to the kitchen so she walked up to the camera and gave them the finger and told production it wasn't for them but for Jeff. Russell pretends to feel bad that Jordan didn't open the door for him, he gives her a hard time...Jordan says the door was unlocked...Jeff says it wouldn't take much to just say "come in"...Jordan demonstrates LOL...Russell says that made him cry for the first time in the house. LOL Jeff says "see"...Jordan says "tension, tension my friend"...Jeff says "tension what?"...Jordan says "me and you"...Jeff says "no, it's over"...Jordan says she knows, they (DR) even asked her...Jeff says "what? and what'd you say, he's getting on my nerves"...Jordan says "oh no"...Jeff says "worse?"...Jordan says that she told them that sometimes she gets on his nerves because she's around Jeff a lot...Jordan gets called out by BB... Russell says "you guys are so the showmance of the show" (yep!) Jeff says "it's not a showmance"...Jordan agrees and says she thinks they're just...uhhh... Out of the blue Jordan says she can't wait to go out drinking and dancing and have a good time...Jeff & Russell say that was a change of subject...Jordan says she saw Natalie kind of dancing and it reminded her...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff is telling Russell how Jordan just switches topics like that. Jordan continues on about how her and her friends go out, get drunk, dance & scream and get super duper excited, they act crazy and she loves it...you know?...Jeff doesn't look amused LOL but says "yay!" Jordan says she misses that. Feeds cut out & return...Jordan is talking about eating breakfast at the strip club. Jeff has never heard of that...Jordan ensures them it's a "nice" strip club 🤔 Jordan says they have a buffet...Russell has never eaten at a strip club before...Jordan says if they come down she'll take them out there, it's fun... Jordan says Jeff likes her boobs 11:40-11:43pm Jeff is playing pool with Kevin...Jordan is sitting with Russell & Michele on the couches. The mics are focused on Kevin & Jeff who are talking about pool but in the background Jordan can be heard talking about her boobs, she is saying she was flat before, she is excited to have something to grab etc...Russell says something to Jeff that is inaudible but it has something to do with Jeff and Jordan's boobs... Jeff says he gets the downlow...Jordan says "Jeff you like my boobs, shut up...I'm just kidding"...she laughs and says she's kidding again...Russell says that is a good thing...Jeff says I didn't say anything, I like your boobs...they're good boobs, they're good boobs...at the same time Jordan is saying that they haven't done anything, they (BB) would know if they had done something, Jeff would probably be in a better mood, he would release some steam...Jeff laughs and says "hell, yeah" Russell says a lot of steam...he says Jordan would probably be in a better mood. Jordan says me? oh, I'm just in a bad mood because I'm on my period, I get like that...Jordan says she gets really moody...Jordan starts talking about her scars and she shows it to Russell & Michele...she says it's thick, she puts lotion every night...Russell goes on to describe his ex gf that had double D's and looked like a porn star. Feeds cut out and come back to Jordan saying she would have never gone bigger, even when she first had them in, she felt they were too big, her mom said they were huge, she called her Dolly LOL Jordan says now it feels like her boobs "fit her".

August 25 BY Chat - Pop culture, reality shows and characters 12-12:18am Kevin, Natalie, Jordan and Michele continue sitting by the hot tub while the tension is thick over at the couch area where Russell and Jeff are...Russell is still playing solitaire and Jeff is just listening to the hot tub talk and participating every so often... Jordan talks about a hot guy on the show they are talking about...Jeff can't remember the name of the show, he then mentions the show the two Corey's, of course Jordan knows it 😉 Jeff says one of them is still on drugs. Natalie asks if they watched the Ray-J show?...Jordan and Natalie think he's cute, Kevin doesn't, they talk about the girls on the show...Kevin thinks Ray-J looks ashy and busted...Jeff giggles and says "ashy" LOL Jordan then says Reggie Bush is HOT...Jeff says he plays for the Saints and was from USC...some confusion over that...this brings up talk of Kim Kardashian...Kevin says she has a body...Jordan says she's gorgeous...Natalie says she's not all that pretty, she is Jessie's dream girl...Russell says it depends what you like, if you like exotic, that's her... Natalie says someone that is drop dead gorgeous bombshell is Jessica Simpson...Jordan says definitely...they wonder what happened to her sister...Natalie says Beyonce, Halle Berry...Jordan says Halle Berry is pretty...Kevin thinks Beyonce will be known forever...Jordan says she likes Jennifer Hudson, she liked her in Dream Girls...Natalie says she's engaged and pregnant with that Punk from I Love New York...Jeff says yeah...Jordan can't believe it...they talk about how he's getting involved in wrestling and Jessie knows him. They start talking about American Idol...Jordan says she watches it in the beginning when everyone is trying out...Jeff says "me too, that's when I watch it" 😉...they talk about the auditions and how people have to know they can't sing...they talk about William Hung the She Bang guy...they talk about how families encourage the awful singers...Jordan talks about a specific woman who threw a big fit. Jeff demonstrates how they sing holding their ear like it's a singing technique when it's actually something real singers do to keep their earpiece in so they can hear their music Jordan says her and her sister crack up...they keep talking about American Idol winners and losers...Kevin says what about Carrie Underwood...Jeff says she's huge...Jordan says Fantasia lives in Charlotte and her house went into foreclosure...they say Simon bailed her out...Jeff says he's so rich...Jordan asks who he is?...they tell her he's the creator, owner of the show...Jordan says she likes Kellie Pickler, she is an hour from her town is...Natalie says she's pretty good...they mention Jordin Sparks which sparks (pardon the pun ) Chris Brown talk...they talk about him and Rihanna quite a bit. Natalie says it would be nice if BB gave them a TV just for a day...Jordan says they could watch reality shows and catch up...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she would even watch BB episodes...they says that's not going to happen...Kevin says season 1 was so different, the house was one storey and it was a bit ghetto...Jeff giggles...they keep talking about BB...Natalie wonders if there will be another luxury comp...Jeff hopes so...they think that it's too late to take someone away from the house and they just did that (last season)...Jordan blurts out "I think it's different with this cast because nobody likes each other" Russell's face on Cam 4 is hilarious! Awkward SILENCE and yawns LOL 🥱🤣 Jeff leaves!!! haha The HG's continue talking… Jordan calms Jeff down, he needs it Pt1 12:57-1:51am Jeff is up in the HOH playing solitaire listening to music...Jordan comes up after being outside with the others for awhile...Jordan & Jeff greet each other with "what's up?"...Jeff says he just won solitaire...Jordan says she needs to shower...Jordan says she's been sitting outside...Jeff says he had enough of being outside, he was getting tired and wanted to come inside to chill... Jordan says Russell was making her so mad because she was talking and could see him from where she was, he was smirking at everything she said...Jordan grrr's and says she really wants to punch him...Jeff giggles...Jordan doesn't like him at all, she calls him a pansy and a douche and says he gets on her nerves...Jeff says he's a fu**ing dork...Jordan says she can't be around him...Jeff says he's a fu**ing huge dork...Jordan says Russell can't stand the fact Jeff beat him. They talk some game 🤯 Jeff asks Jordan if Michele was crying?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says "what a yo-yo" Jordan tells Jeff that Michele came inside in a snit because Kevin and Natalie asked if they would just let them have HOH next week...Jeff said he was laughing (inside) when Natalie kept talking about next week under the assumption that she would still be there. Jordan says she would seriously hit Russell even if it meant getting evicted, she swears she would do it...Jeff says oh, shut up, he doesn't think it will flip and they're not gone so it doesn't matter...they go over the numbers of cylinders but Michele comes up looking for tweezers so they get quiet...Michele goes in the bathroom with the tweezers...Jordan says she's just eww...Jeff whispers for Jordan to watch what she says...Jordan decides to take a bath @1:04am...she talks to Michele while doing so. Jordan finishes her bath and Michele finally leaves @ 1:28am...as soon as she leaves Jeff stares at Jordan...Jordan asks "what?"...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan says "about her?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan tells Jeff that Michele swore to her that she wouldn't keep Russell here...Jeff says Russell's going to try and get in Michele's head...Jeff talks about something Kevin said that didn't sit well with him and then Jeff & Jordan talk more game, going around the horn for awhile. Jeff says Russell is such a fu**ing loser, what a baby...Jordan says for Jeff not to let Russell get to him where he would hit him and get himself evicted...Jeff says he knows, what a fu**ing huge dork, he just can't get over it (Russell blowing up)...Jeff says now that he is at it, Michele is a dork too and she makes him sick, she's not on their side, she is going to put them up, he doesn't trust her, he can't believe that Michele actually believed the family threat, oh get the f**k out of here, like he's going to kill their families! He hopes Kevin wins and they get her out, he'll vote straight to evict her. Jordan says she doesn't want to jinx things but she envisions Jeff especially in the final 2 and she can't wait until the others have to ask him questions, they will be bitter...Jeff says they will spite him in the vote unless they have time to cool off...Jeff says it will be a Jeff bash in the jury house...Jordan says they will get over it...feeds cut out...Jeff says Michele's move is playing both sides, it's been that way the whole game...they talk more game and scenarios regarding HOH/POV (I get a headache listening to them, lol) Jeff says he doesn't like Michele at all...Jordan says she does that fake yawn every 5 minutes...Jordan says she is trying to keep on Michele's good side...Jeff says she is fake, she is phony baloney, she frustrates him...Jordan finishes up brushing her teeth. Michele tirade #1 Jeff goes on a tirade about Michele ...he says she is smelly and she should absolutely not nap up there anymore, he wants to tell her off, he would be like honestly Michele, vote the way you want and I'm done with you...he's done trying to tip toe around her, he's done with her making those fu**ing squeaky noises around him, he's done with all her lies, get the f**k away from him, go roll by yourself, he'll take his chances...Jeff hates she is playing sides...Russell just called her a crazy bitch a week and a half ago and now she's crying because he got put up?...Jordan says she feels she doesn't have a chance...Jeff says good, she doesn't, she doesn't have him anymore...Jeff says she makes him sick, he doesn't understand this house. Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt2 1:51-2:04am Jeff has just finished telling Jordan that he doesn't understand this house...Jordan says "what? people?"...Jordan tells Jeff that she was going to tell him earlier that she bets people are going to think they're in love or something because she always says good things about him in the twitter, the blogs, DR and people probably think OMG! she always says good things about him, which she can't say one bad thing about him because he hasn't done anything, now, if he screws her over then...Jeff gives her a look and Jordan says "I'm just kidding Jeff, you're not in the mood to joke around are you?"...Jeff says not at all, he's just stressed out...Jordan asks if Jeff is worried about the votes? Jeff says he's a little bit worried...Jordan says they would be dumb to keep Russell...Jeff says all he does is fill their heads...Jeff says Russell is dragging him through the mud because he would rather anyone but him won, he wants to spite him because he beat him, that's it, it's the only reason, it fu**ing drives him crazy!...Jeff says he got beat by someone better than him....Jordan says it makes her mad that Michele knew he was going to do it (blow up) and she didn't say anything...Jeff says he knows and she still won't (say anything)...Jordan says just play along with it. Michele tirade #2 Jeff raises his voice and says "I'm fu**ing sick of playing along with it, I'm sick of you dragging your feet with your fu**ing shoes, coming in here (insert squeaking noises lol) "hi, morning"...STFU!🤬(referring to Michele) do you have a personality? do you have a human inside yourself? (imitatiing Michele) I don't remember...so frustrating putting on this act for someone who I know you're lying to me, don't even come up here and lie to me, just stay the f**k away from me and lie to someone else" he continues "you gotta smooth everything over with everybody all the time because one jerk off keeps running around, running his mouth because he can't take it that he's losing, did you say this? he's probably saying stories that probably never even happened and we have to back it up" The whole time Jordan lets him rant, she finally speaks and tries to give Jeff some reassurance that his move is a good one...it doesn't work ...Jeff is still pissed, he rants about Michele again and says he doesn't trust Kevin even though he gave him his word...Jordan says Russell has to be a pathological liar because people believe his stories...Jeff says he didn't (believe them)...Jordan says because Jeff is smart...Jeff says not that smart, not smart enough to make people fu**ing cry when they're up on the block, everyone has a tear to shed. Michele tirade #3 Jeff can't get over how he couldn't get to the bottom of the LML...mimicking Michele "no, he's lying...I don't remember...dude, get the f**k away from me, I can't take it no more with her awkward little pauses and dragging and hum...ugh"...Jordan says bite your tongue for right now...Jeff says "her pinky toe!...I hate it, it's all like wrapped around, like her nail's on the bottom...like what is that thing?" ...Jeff says he's getting really frustrated obviously...Jordan says she can tell. Jordan says she's like her tonight, she didn't wash her hair and doesn't feel like doing it, she says she's going downstairs real quick...she sees Michele's blanket under the covers and Jeff tells her to take that fu**ing smelly thing and get it the f**k out of there LOL Jordan heads out but comes right back....Jeff goes to take a shower and she goes down again and keeps herself busy putting away dishes. Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt3 2:13-2:32am Jordan waits in bed for Jeff to finish up his post shower grooming...Jeff turns off the lights and comes to bed...Jeff asks what time is it?..Jordan says 2...Jeff says tomorrow he needs to sleep and work out no matter what, that is probably part of the reason he feels so shitty, he says he's getting shitty on himself, he doesn't like what he's becoming, he's not working out, he's smoking, he's getting lazy, he's losing his edge...Jordan says it's stress, don't let people in this house get to you...Jordan says he's a better person, a way better person. Jeff goes off again saying that he has to justify what he's doing in there for other people, how about he gets some thanks for getting Russell out of there, for getting Jessie out of there? he does all the dirty work and if he doesn't benefit from it he's going to get so fu**ing pissed off that someone else walked in there and won, if he doesn't win he will be so pissed...Jordan tries to pep talk him...Jeff says he is just getting shitty on himself...Jeff wants people to just say to Russell you're a douchebag instead of placating him, tell him his attitude sucks and change it...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm to rub/scratch it, she says she thinks people know that. Jordan tells Jeff to just act the same way as before, just control himself, be nice to Michele even though he probably wants to choke her, just listen to her BS like you believe her lies and then see what happens next week, either way she's fine. Oh geez, Jeff goes off yet again ...Jeff says that part of the reason is that he wants to fu**ing bust the mofo's face wide open, nobody ever talks to him like that, if that was in the real world that would never happen...Jeff brings up the mopping the floor with your face comment and says who the f**k does he think he is, like he is scared of him! that is what is getting to him too, he really thinks he is tough, he is saying it on TV when he can't do anything about it... Jordan says Jeff looks like the better person...Jeff sarcastically says that's great...Jordan says he looks like the better person and Russell looks like the asshole...Jeff says not if Russell's going in the DR saying he threatened his family and now Michele believes it too...Jordan says everybody knows he's a liar...Jeff says oh, yeah and Michele is crying about it and telling others about it (the family threat)...Jordan says "it's Michele, it's Michele...seriously"...Jordan says it will be shown you said that in a joking manner. Jordan is such a calming influence here Jordan says people are rooting for Jeff because he got the mystery power, Russell didn't, he's portrayed as the biggest asshole on the show, he started the Technotronics fight, he got in Chima's face, etc. people have lost respect for him too about that, going after Ronnie, coming after Jeff, everyone's calling him short tempered, him calling her a lapdog...Jordan says he's mad because you got to him before he could, Jeff should know that if it was reversed he wouldn't do that because he has more class, he's a better person than him, 10X better, he's just young and stupid, he thinks if he talks junk maybe Jeff will hit him or get himself evicted, he is all talk, all talk. Jeff says he knows this...Jordan says let it go in one ear and out the other...Jordan says she was complaining too about him smirking at her thinking she's dumb but look who is leaving, Jeff has made good moves, yes, the jury house will be bashing but Jeff has played a good game, doing what he's supposed to do, probably in the end he will be rewarded, Russell will cool off and people will realize Jeff has made the best moves in the game so far. Jeff says he's not worried about the jury house, they can do what they want...Jeff says he has to stop with the pity party because of a douchebag that thinks he's tough, he would crack his fu**ing skull in half out of here, he gets to run his mouth in here, he has to be the bigger person, he'd rather be the smaller person so he could fu**ing bash his face right the f**k in...Jordan says Jeff had to know it would be this way because Russell would be mad...Jeff says he's a fu**ing douchebag, people are scared of this fu**ing kid, he's a fu**ng loser...Jordan says that last night Russell was convinced Jeff wouldn't put him up as the replacement but today she could tell he was nervous. Jordan tries again to calm Jeff down, she continues rubbing his arm...Jordan says let him say whatever, stay up in the HOH and avoid him. (Everything Jeff just said over the last 20 mins...yeah he repeats it! I'm getting tired to type it all again, lol) Jordan says well, suck up his pride...Jordan says he did good today, acted like nothing, he didn't talk back to him or act rude, he doesn't look stupid...Jordan says she thinks America would love to see Russell gone...Jeff says Michele makes him sick and brings up the Michele/Russell thing AGAIN 😫 He can't understand how she can be on his side after what he did...feeds cut out... Jordan says Jeff needs to keep his cool and keep the same mentality until he's gone...Jeff says this place is wearing on him...Jordan says she can tell he's more irritable because of the stress but to stay focused, don't let others put him in a certain mood, play like before, it got him this far, he's smart and knows what he is doing...Jordan tells him to not get down...Jeff says he's not down, he's being a little bitch LOL ...Jordan says "me and you are still both here" :) ...they need to take one day at a time, stay focused, they're on track. Jordan starts to quiz Jeff but he doesn't want to play...Jordan asks if he wants her to go sleep downstairs?...Jeff says no, absolutely not :) Jordan asks if he's sure?...Jeff says yeah, he's positive... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt4 2:32-2:59am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's hand and arm...Jeff says he needs to sleep too, he's not really tired but he didn't get a lot of sleep last night because they woke them up early and he didn't nap during the day...Jordan says maybe that's what's wrong...Jeff says that's part of it he guesses...they talk about the fridge smelling like fish. Jordan gets up to put a tampon in and asks Jeff what day it is?...Monday?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and Jordan asks "when did I start?"...Jeff the smartass says "last month...you've been on your period for like 2 weeks" Jordan leaves the HOH, asks Jeff if he wants something?...Jeff says no, thank you and she leaves...Jeff then gets up, goes outside on the balcony and asks Jordan if there are Tums in the bathroom?...she finds them and brings them up...Jeff says he's making himself sick, he takes a few and lays down and covers himself with the duvet cover and prays... Jordan comes back to bed...super cute moment when she fixes all the covers and places the grey velvety type blanket over Jeff to keep him warm They stay quiet, Jeff moves and Jordan asks him if he's done?...he mmm, hmm's and Jordan tells him she put the blanket over him...Jeff asks her what she has (drink) and Jordan says water with lemon, she says she has been doing better, she ate oatmeal today, a hamburger and a salad...Jeff says a turkey burger...Jordan says she walked, it wasn't a hardcore workout but it's something...Jeff says she did good...she says good job...Jeff says "good job, Jordan" Jeff has calmed down...Jordan smiles and says thanks ☺️ Jordan says they were counting in the GR, they're doing good, they go over how many pillows there are, canisters, cylinders, bottles, etc. Jordan asks if he wants her to rub his arm?...Jeff places it in position...Jordan says he better take advantage of this...Jeff says "thanks Jordo"...Jordan starts talking game again...Jeff doesn't say anything but closes his eyes and puts his fingers to his temple...Jordan says tomorrow is going to be a good day, they can sleep in, no comps, they can lay out in the pool, but just don't let Russell running his mouth make him do something stupid, he doesn't want to jinx himself, he's come all this way and that might be Russell's strategy, he might be doing all this to make Jeff mad and do something stupid, remember that...Jeff says she is right :) ... Jordan says then Jeff is letting him win...Jeff says she's right for real...Jordan says that was another reason she came down there because she was worried Jeff might do something, Natalie had called her down there, she's sorry, she had to put her two cents in... Jeff says he doesn't care because he wasn't getting anywhere with Russell, if he was talking to him like a man, he would have told Jordan to leave it alone but he was talking gibberish, not gibberish but he was making no sense, he was barking like a little chihuahua...buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh I'm gonna mop the floor with you buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh...he would ask him a question, Russell would answer with something totally random, so whatever. Jordan reiterates what she said before, she says to just walk away, walk away if he says something stupid...Jordan says she will be mad if he hits him because that would mean Jeff would leave...Jordan insists that Jeff doesn't look like a bad person, for him not to worry about that either. Jeff mutters under his breath..."he's such a fu**ing loser"...Jordan tells Jeff to remember he's the better person...Jeff says his points are ridiculous...Jordan says he makes no sense, he's a liar...Jeff says he killed him, he told him he has no friends, there's a reason why, he told him he's a loser, a liar and he has no friends and Russell came back with the fact that Jeff's a loser because he's 31 and on a show... Jordan says he's on the same show...Jeff says he told him the very same thing, he doesn't understand how it's a knock...Jeff says "whatever", he doesn't know what any of his points are...Jeff mutters omg...Jordan says Jeff is still here playing the game, his chances increase more of winning the 500G's, Russell's chances are gone...Jeff says they better be..they get quiet... They get closer in bed and Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to talk?...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says she doesn't know or is he done?...Jeff says you wanna take your mic off or put it back on in 5 minutes? LOL Jordan wonders what they can talk about... Jordan asks Jeff how many hours he's behind here in Chicago?...Jeff says ahead 2 hours...Jordan says her grandparents are in So. Illinois and they are an hour behind us (in Charlotte)...Jeff says yeah, you're 3, he says it's 5 in the morning by you...Jeff says you're forward Jordan...Jordan says what am I thinking?...Jeff says her grandparents are the same as him...Jordan says never mind, that don't make sense. Jordan asks Jeff what he normally does on Tuesdays?...Jeff says $1 night at the video store...Jordan asks if they have Red Box?...Jeff says yeah, they are going to destroy Blockbuster and stuff cuz they have the current videos or he goes to the gym. Jordan says she has a plan...Jeff asks if she will scratch his back a little?...she says yeah...he says now he's really taking advantage, he needs to get fired up more often...Jordan tells him to scoot over closer and she starts scratching...Jeff mmm's and says "now this is good" :) ...Jordan says her goal is to not see any of those people in the jury house, she wants to win even more badly because she doesn't want to have to deal with them...Jeff agrees and says he doesn't want to be stuck in there with all those..." Jordan says "yo-yo's...as you would say it"...Jeff says "I was just gonna say that" Jeff giggles...Jordan has a plan..... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt5 2:59-3:12am Jordan tells Jeff about her plan while scratching his back... "IF...maybe this will bring us good luck...if we're in the final 2 or if you win or if I win, we are going to go,now I told you those places, those islands with the tiki hut things...we're going to go there, we'll bring our friends, you bring a couple of your friends, I'll bring some of my friends...and umm, we'll go, on an island and stay in those huts" Jeff says how much money is that?...Jordan says well they would have to pay their own way...Jeff says well they would be like...you're paying LOL Jordan says "sound like a plan?"...Jeff says "I would like that, dude, that sounds fu**ing awesome right now, doesn't it?"...Jordan says they would go snorkeling or jet skiing or fishing...Jeff says he is going fishing when he gets out of the house...Jordan remembers him saying that...Jeff says it's like he's been on vacation all summer but not...Jeff says he feels like he should go back to work even though he doesn't really want to...Jordan says when she leaves there she wants to take, well go with her mom, her brother, her sister & her boyfriend and go to the beach or something for the weekend, something simple...Jeff says yeah because you have to gradually get back into things...Jordan says when they get out it will still be warm by where she lives, who knows. Jeff says he can't wait to go fishing on the ocean, drink some beers, relax...Jeff says he's relaxed in here but he's stressed out...Jordan says not to stress out...no need to stress unless you're up on the block and fighting for veto or something 😒 ...Jordan tells him not to throw all his eggs in a basket and to not get nervous for no reason. Jeff asks her where she got all this good advice from?...Jordan says what do you mean? I always give good advice, does she?...Jeff says today was a bonus day...Jordan says is it? she's just telling him what she thinks...Jeff likes it and tells her she did a good job :)...Jordan says she doesn't want him doing anything stupid, she's just planting the seed in his head, Russell might try to get to him...Jordan coaches Jeff on what to do if Russell starts in on him again, walk away, don't say anything back because you know Russell will have something to say right back and it will make Jeff more mad and worked up...Jeff mmm, hmmm's...Jordan says she is just letting him know, to not do something he will regret, she doubts Russell will let it go yet...Jordan tells Jeff to keep his mindset and stay focused, she says to let her do all the talking...Jeff says for Jordan not to talk anymore, for her not to do the talking... Jordan says Russell he is a bully type person, not necessarily towards Jeff but other people, she thinks that Russell thinks if he's loud and in your face he is getting to you, she says he's a miserable person, he has a lot of anger built up inside...Jordan says that with Jeff she really knows him but she honestly can't say that she knows Russell...Jeff says he doesn't know himself...Jordan says "true", she says he's that person that is real flashy, cocky...Jeff says he is all show and no go, his stories are repeats of his own, he's got no personality, he always talks about Casey...Jeff says whatever, he makes him sick and that's all, it's over. Jordan reiterates what she said before about Russell, bite his tongue and walk away, Jeff is the better person, he's a 24 yr old liar...Jordan brings up how Chima said that Russell said he's the guy that eff's your girlfriend, she thought, get over yourself, ugh...Jordan & Jeff agree it's not worth arguing over...Jordan tells Jeff to not even sit near him when they're outside because it will be a chance for Russell to throw punches at Jeff. Jordan brings up Michele and tells him again to just play along with things for right now...Jeff says what? put a smile on my face every time she fu**ing lies to me?..Jordan says Jeefff, just do it...Jeff says "I've been doing it for fu**ing 2 months, what's another month...fu**ing loser"...Jordan says don't, because she thinks Jeff is getting real angry about a lot of stuff and he's letting it take over everything, he needs to quit doing that and he wasn't doing that before...she says he was more laid back before, he needs to go back to that, not to stress right now, he's got Tues & Weds...Jordan says to stay focused, he is capable of winning this, he has a great shot... Another one of my favorite JeJo moments... Jordan says "I will help you anyway to, you know...kind of like you're running for the ball and I'm tackling them...you know?"...(Jeff laughs)..."great comparison right? and I'll try to tackle them down so you can run and get the touchdown"...Jeff says she's using the football analogy?...Jordan says "yeah, no you are...you're the, you're trying to win the game and I'm tackling them so you can get through"...Jeff says he knows, he appreashes and thanks Jordan..Jordan says "and then our team wins you know what I mean?" 😊 Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she talks to Michele to keep her and then they have Kevin and Natalie so she thinks if Russell goes home she'll feel more confident and at ease but she knows it will be more tense because there will be fewer people...she says Jeff will do good... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt5 3:12-3:21am ...Jordan says she thinks she told him this before but good things always happen to good people...Jeff says he knows, he believed that once too, no, he knows...Jordan says no stones Jeff...Jeff says he threw one at himself...Jordan says none...Jeff says she's right, it's true, he's being serious, he is just getting fu**ing sick of people, he wants to get the f**k away from these people...Jordan says of course he's around them all the time, she says she thinks if she was gone he would go crazy w/o her and vice versa...Jeff says yeah, he would. Jordan says in all honesty she thinks Russell is jealous of Jeff...Jeff agrees 100% and doesn't know why but he knows it's true...Jeff says he said that to Jordan a long time ago, he has a hard on for him, remember when he said that a long time ago?...Jordan says yeah, Jeff is likeable and Russell isn't...Jordan says for some reason the other guys didn't like it when the girls would compliment Jeff...Jeff says he knows, they'd get pissed...Jordan says maybe that is why Jessie didn't care for him because the girls all thought Jeff was hot...Jeff says what does that have to do with my personality or who I am?...Jordan says she doesn't know, you know guys... Jordan rubs Jeff's head and asks if he used System Professional?...Jeff says you know it! why? its so soft?...Jordan says yeah, she can tell...Jeff says dude, what's up? he loves that stuff...Jordan giggles over him saying what's up?...Jeff giggles...Jordan then says that Jeff says relaxi taxi 🚕 Jeff says he needs to think of the positive things....Jordan, the pool vacuum, the garden and the shampoo...he likes all those things 🥰...he says the pool vacuum is his favorite, nah, Jordan is his favorite, the pool vacuum is #2 Jordan asks why the pool vacuum?...Jeff says he is obsessed with it LOL ...Jordan says just like the garden?...Jeff says they took it away...Jordan says because he was obsessed with it...Jeff says everyone ate out of it when they were on slop...Jordan says thanks to Jeff...Jeff says did he get a thanks? no, does he need one? it would be nice but no...Jordan says "thank you Jeff"🥰 Jordan says she gets mad when he talks negatively about making the two biggest moves and not winning...Jeff says he hopes it pays off for him and not someone else...Jordan says it will...Jeff says he looks like the asshole and someone else benefits...Jordan repeats it will...Jeff says he's having a bitter party...Jordan says no need to be bitter, the only sour person is Russell. Jordan pats Jeff to signal it's over, she says her hand is going to break off, she stops scratching and says it's the longest she has ever done it...Jeff says it was good one, he turns around and thanks her...Jordan says she likes sleeping back to back because of the body heat and Jeff says she turns up right on him LOL Jeff says he feels her butt all up on him...Jordan says sorry but Jeff says he doesn't mind...Jordan says he is warm...Jeff says it's weird that they sleep like that facing the other way, .he says if they slept on the opposite sides then they would face each other....(nope, they slept on the opposite side in the SS room and STILL faced away from each other ) Jeff farts ...Jordan says "oh my Lord"...he farts again LOL...Jeff says he's letting it all out now...Jordan says she doesn't want to smell it...Jeff tells her to smell his hair instead, she smells it and says it smells real good...Jordan asks him what shampoo did he use in here before?...Jeff (in Jordan voice) says "Luminous!" and laughs...Jordan says "Luminous!" they both laugh...Jeff says "uuhhh, it's so stupid, it's funny"...Jordan asks what shampoo did he use?...Jeff says "Shampoo"...Jordan says she knows that...Jeff says no, the brand is called Shampoo LOL ...Jordan laughs...Jeff says it's the shampoo they have here with the picture on it...Jordan laughs and says it's called BV or something...Jeff says "Shampoo!...BV!"...Jordan says "Conditioner!" (all in Jordan voice) Jordan asks if they are going to take their mics off?...Jeff says "are we?"...Jordan says they should and see where they end up...Jeff says they'll see when Michelle (producer) tells them to put them back on in 5 mins... Jeff says thanks for talking to me and calming me down...Jordan says he would do the same for her...Jeff says he appreashes...Jordan says "no problem Bob"...they both face each other and give each other a goodnight kiss 💋 Jordan says goodnight and Jeff says goodnight Jordo...(of course they start talking again)... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt7 3:22-3:42am Just after giving each other a goodnight kiss, they quiet down but then Jeff starts up again... Jeff laughs and says "how am I laying right now?" (he has had his leg on Jordan's body/leg for awhile now)...Jordan says "I was warm though"...Jeff says "I know, it felt like it, did you shave your legs..."Jordan says "yeah". Jordan says she needs to win HOH so she can keep taking her baths...Jeff says they both have to win it if they want to move...Jordan says they just said they were taking mics off and then they started talking again...Jeff says of course. Silence for a minute... Jordan has a funny feeling she is going on the block and is going home...Jeff says to not think like that...Jeff says really who the f**k knows what to believe in there but they know shit, pfffttt...Jeff says he thinks Michele would put him up not Jordan...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he just doesn't think she would, he can't read Michele, fu**ing stupid pinky toe LOL...he hates that thing. Jordan confides in Jeff something Michele told her, for him not to say anything, she told Jordan she doesn't like doing crunches because she makes a queefing noise when she does them 😳 ...Jeff laughs, they both laugh...Jeff says that almost makes him feel bad for her, she definitely has fu**ing problems, she's so accident prone, she busts her head every day, she's really crazy for real...Jordan says maybe she's sucking in air...Jeff says omg, did she make one for you? ...Jordan says no, she even tried to do one herself and couldn't, Michele says it's the reverse crunch that makes her do the fart noise and it's really loud...Jeff says omg. Jordan says Michele was shocked that Jeff took Kevin off the block...Jeff asks Jordan if she told her that he drew a card for that...Jordan is almost positive she did tell her that...Jordan says Michele always does that yawn now...Jeff says it's a nervous tic, her dragging her feet is a nervous tic, her talking in that stupid voice is one too, her whole presence around him is a nervous tic...Jeff says she talks shit and talks to Jeff with her nervous personality and she knows he isn't stupid enough to fall for that shit...Jordan says Michele told her she was glad she had her and Jeff. Jordan cuddles up to Jeff...Jeff can't believe Michele cried...Jeff fake yawns, tsk's and says that was her voice (Michele)...Jordan says she thought so...Jeff cuddles more into Jordan...they make some fun of Michele and laugh...Jeff asks how doesn't her husband kill her?...Jordan says her husband said her butt is like tomatoes or something...Jeff says he heard her saying that when they were jogging by...Jordan says it's like when they're soggy & dimply like all cellulite...Jeff says OMG!..Jordan says her butt should be nice because tomatoes are red...Jordan says it's kind of mean...Jeff says it is. Jordan says if her and Jeff were married and he said that she would be pissed...Jeff says mushy tomato butt? MTB?...Jordan says oh yeah, she doesn't think she has cellulite on her butt, she has it on her thighs...Jeff makes fun of Michele's mumbling and the music...he giggles to himself and says "uhhh, I'm so bitter about everybody...I got to get off the bitter bus"...Jordan says they have reversed roles....Jeff knows, what's up?...Jordan is trying to pep talk him...Jeff says he's in a funk and he will be better tomorrow, he feels like the funks are happening here more often than in his real life. They are both glad they did the counting in the GR today...Jeff says she did good with keeping track of things with the cut up paper and q-tips...Jordan says it was a good way to keep track...Jordan says teamwork!...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he was worried someone was going to come in there, he didn't like lying to Michele saying he was taking a nap. Jordan has turned back again to hold Jeff's arm...Jeff tells her that he went in and twitted, twitted, tweeted?...Jordan says twittered LOL...Jeff says at first he didn't know what to write but then felt like he could go on forever, he forgot what he wrote, he probably didn't make sense, by now they know he's an idiot,...Jordan disagrees and says that she bets Russell wants to take back everything he wrote...Jeff says he only wrote about Jordan...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff said thanks for the votes, it's the best experience ever, this place makes you crazy sometimes and then I'm sure you're wondering about Jordan, about me & Jordan, nothing new about getting down & dirty, she's a good girl but it doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying...Jordan says that was funny and she likes that...Jeff says he finished with haha, people are gonna think he's a dork...Jeff finished with another thanks for the votes, he's going to try his best to make final 2, my time is up and hopefully I will talk to you when I'm HOH again and then he wrote "peace out Technotronics" (he's kidding LOL) Jordan says she thanked everyone for voting for Jeff...Jeff gets a kick out of that...Jordan talks about the blog and how it works, that Jeff will get a chance to do it too probably tomorrow or the next day on the computer...Jordan talked a little about everyone and says of course, she said good things about Jeff...Jeff says he wrote something about how Jordan is a sweetheart, she has a big heart and that is what I like best about her, I don't know how she comes off on TV, he doesn't know sometimes what she's talking about but she's a sweetheart. Jordan says they probably think we're in love ...Jeff says no, he was just cracking jokes...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says they better stop talking about production, he will cut if off here or maybe they got sick of him bitching....the feeds cut out... They come back shortly after with Jeff lightly smacking Jordan's butt saying "I'll be seeing this butt smash into my back in 2 hours"...they both giggle and Jeff asks how do they sleep like this?...Jordan says her and her mom sleep like that with their butts touching...Jordan says coming into the house she wanted to have her own bed and she is the one that shared a bed the most in the house...Jeff says she has hardly slept alone. Jeff says "and now we're stuck" :) ...Jordan says "we're a package, you don't get one without the other"...Jeff says "isn't there a better saying for that?" Jordan giggles and spoons Jeff and puts her hand around Jeff's waist...Jeff holds her hand/arm and they FINALLY doze off... Jordan gets to know Jeff in the HOH 12:44-1:13pm Jordan has been outside suntanning alone...Jeff has been laying in bed in the HOH...Jordan comes upstairs and tells Jeff to wake up, it's almost 1, she asks Jeff if he was still sleeping?...Jeff says no, he was just laying there...Jordan asks him if he wants to be left alone?...Jeff says no. Jordan says she was sitting on the raft for probably an hour...Jordan says she couldn't sleep anymore...Jeff says sometimes that happens...Jeff says Jordan looks tan, she looks like a sexy motherfu**er...Jordan says ''Jeeffffff"...Jeff says what? I don't have my glasses on...just joking...but you do...LOL Jeff says ''Jeefff''...Jordan says her blanket is so soft and that Jeff doesn't look like himself wrapped up in all those blankets...they talk about the OTEV competition...Jordan yawns and Jeff asks ''where's Michele?''...he's joking around that she is there yawning. Jordan asks about Jeff's fishing hat...Jeff says he wore it to his buddy's fights a couple of times but he lost so he started wearing it fishing instead, he doesn't even know why... Jeff says he goes fishing every year with his dad up in Canada, in the picture in the HOH he's wearing a bandana to keep the sun away and then we wears the hat on top...Jordan says Gangsta! LOL Jordan says the hat reminds her of Grumpy Old Men...Jordan says Jeff looks tired...Jeff says maybe because he just woke up...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to feed the fish? if she wants to go ahead...Jordan does feed them. Jordan says she wishes BB would make a fake pond so they could fake fish...Jeff says he wishes they could really fish and take them out on the ocean for the day...Jordan asks if he gets sick?...Jeff says he takes Dramamine for precaution...Jeff tells Jordan about his buddy who got seasick just from being at the harbour...Jeff says the combo of him drinking and being on the boat sometimes makes him feel like he's still on the boat even when he's on shore...Jeff talks about his buddy who was throwing up for 5 hours over the side and Jeff just kept on drinking 🥴 LOL Jordan says that sucks for him. Jordan can't believe she didn't bring her phone charger...Jeff says when she's in the hotel (if she stays afterwards) to ask for a phone charger because guests leave them there all the time, he did that in Vegas although Vegas has a ton more rooms than here....Jordan says she would hate to be a maid in Vegas...Jeff says yeah, there's people throwing up and sex and shit...Jordan says yuck...Jeff says that would be rough, people get gross. Jeff takes some Tums...Jordan asks if he has an upset stomach...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know why...Jeff says not in his stomach but in his throat...Jordan says she hates that, it's the worst...Jeff says his picture of him as a kid is 'rockstar', he doesn't care what anyone says, that frame should always come with that picture when you buy it...Jordan says it doesn't look like him...Jeff says what are you talking about? you think you look like you when you were 5?...Jordan says she has a baby picture, maybe when she was 3 of her sitting with her a ponytail to the side and her fingernails painted and chipped like she has now and she looks exactly the same. Jordan says she likes the picture of Jeff & his dad fishing...Jeff says in that picture there is a waterfall to the side, they were fishing by it...Jeff says they went to Ontario to fish, it was a 14 hour drive...Jordan says 14 hours to go fish? Jeff says his dad loves it, he wants to have sex with fish 🤨 He's just joking, he says his dad loves the outdoors...he says that his mom says Jeff is like his grandfather, his parents are laid back and quiet, his dad for Spring Break went fishing and camping with buddies...Jeff otoh was lighting hotels on fire in some exotic country...Jordan laughs. Jeff says he goes every year with him and his middle brother...Jeff says his ma is really quiet, she's a super nice lady... Jeff talks about his grandmas...he says one was Italian, didn't speak English and his ma took care of her her whole life, she passed away in December. Jeff says his ma is still...still...it's hard for her...his other grandma died a month earlier but in December too...she is his dad's ma, she was nuts, she mowed her lawn until she was 85, she lived by herself until a month before she died, she was 93...Jeff says his dad's dad died before Jeff was born and his other grandpa died when he was 5 :( Jordan says geez...Jeff says his grandma's were around his whole life. Jordan says her grandma's mom is 95 and still mows her lawn...Jeff says that is crazy...Jeff says his grandma would always walk the dog, it helps to keep active...Jordan says two thanksgiving's ago Jordan went to visit her grandma and now she has Alzheimer's and she couldn't believe how she looked...they talk about how hard it would be to lose a parent at a young age. Jeff & Jordan talk a bit more game and Jordan starts talking about how close they are to the end...Jeff says she has to stop doing that, she's going to jinx it (for him it did...) Jordan says she wishes she could talk to her mom...Jordan says she's in the mood to just go home for a day...Jeff agrees he could take a break...Jeff says he feels like he has been up in the HOH room forever, they are getting too used to it...Jeff says he needs a dose of reality...Jeff says he hopes next week they get an amazing luxury comp...Jordan thinks it might be when there are 4 left. Jordan wants clothes...They talk more game, Jordan doesn't trust anyone. They get quiet and then Jordan says she is going outside again... Jordan & Kevin were talking about Jeff 3:56-4:01pm Jordan & Kevin have been talking about Jeff, she has been telling Kevin why she continued to talk to Jeff right in the beginning of the game, she didn't care what others said or told her to do, even when people would say mean comments she just knew that Jeff wasn't that person, he was the type of person she wanted to be around, he was always positive...Kevin laughs at how Jeff said he sucked at BB, he didn't even know what was going on...Jordan says Jeff would say "am I missing something" (in regards to the first nominations and why everyone was mad at him)... Jordan says "Kevin, I notice that all the time..."Jeff comes inside from working out and says "you've been talking about me?"...Jordan slyly nods and says yes...Kevin says they were a little...Jeff says "fu**ers" LOL...Jordan says with a flirty voice "ooh, you're all sweaty"...Jeff says he knows, he worked out too...Kevin says they were just saying how soft his lips were and stuff...Jeff says "you were Jordan?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "what else Jordan?...shoot me straight"...Jordan says they were giving him compliments...Jeff says were you really talking about me?... Jordan says she was talking about the beginning of the game when no one would talk to him, she knew what kind of guy he was, that's why she hung out with him...Jeff says because none of that bs was true, he appreciates it, he knows what she's talking about. Jordan finishes off her fruit salad...Jeff says he will have some too (Kevin made it)...Jeff says he might finish working out but it's too hot outside...Jeff is going to marinate some fish and throw it on the grill...K&J don't want it...Kevin & Jordan might work out tonight...Jordan says she lost a pound, it's so hard to lose weight...Jeff says good and leaves the room… Tiki vacation for JeJo 4:01-4:05pm Jeff has left the room...Jordan says that she notices that now whenever there's an awkward moment, Michele does that sigh noise, it irritates her and she wants to tell her about it but that would be kind of mean...Kevin says he thinks it would be funny though...Kevin asks if they have any tomatoes?...Jordan says no, they took the garden so none in there either...Jordan says that Jeff's life was the tomatoes and the stupid vacuum in the pool, he was always watering the garden...Jordan recalls her and Kevin talked about the garden...Kevin says there's going to be a segment on that (yep!)...Jordan says now that it's gone, Jeff's whole thing is the vacuum, he told her last night that he's obsessed with that thing...Kevin says he just has to take care of something huh?...he jokes Jeff can take care of him. Jordan says that she told Jeff that they're going to go on a vacation :) Kevin says "oooh, Hawaii?"...Jordan says no, you the know the places where and then Jeff comes in the kitchen saying he just heard "Hawaii"...Jordan giggles and says no, she was telling Kevin that they're going on vacation when they get out...Jeff says "we are?"...Jordan says "yes! when I told you!"...Jeff says "I know, I know" and he rawrrr's 🐯...Jordan says it's where they have tiki huts and it looks like a tiki thing?...Kevin says "oh"... Jeff says "you know on the ocean thing where two people just stay in a little hut and we're just going to hold hands on there, in the ocean with your own hut"...Jeff looks at her... Kevin says "just hold hands?...have you heard of?"...Jeff turns and points at Jordan saying "have you heard of, that's a fake story"...Jordan says "what!?"...Jeff says "nevermind"...Kevin says the ones where the water is underneath you?...Jeff says yeah, his brother went to Antigua on his honeymoon...Jordan being prudish says "we can go snorkeling and fishing and we can go"...Jeff sarcastically says "best friends always go to those places together"...Jordan's face drops...LOL! Jeff gives her a look...Jordan says "we're BFF, we can go!...Jeff cracks up!!...Jordan says "you're saying no!?"...Jeff says no, he's not saying anything...Jordan says "fine, I'll take my BFF, I'll take another person with me"...Jeff says he's not saying anything, him and Mimmo usually hang out there on Spring break together...Jordan is confused haha, she says "what!?" Jordan smiles at Jeff slightly shaking her head and Jeff says "you're funny Jordan"...Jordan says "that was a no"...Jeff yells "that was not a no! I was joking around, you're not catching onto the joke"...Jordan says she's finding a new partner...Jeff says "Jordan"...Kevin who is about to walk outside says "are you guys fighting?"...Jeff says "no, we're laughing"...Jordan says "we're bickering"...Jeff says "it's Jordan's favorite word" Kevin goes outside and Jordan shuts the door for him...Jeff immediately asks if she thinks Kevin is solid or what?...Jordan says yeah, all the way...Jeff sees Kevin has walked in and he jokes "we're going to go all the way?" :) Kevin says "oooh" and he walks out again...Jeff laughs... Jeff goes off about Russell to Jordan 4:05-4:21pm As soon as Kevin goes outside, Jordan tells Jeff that Kevin told her he's voting to evict Russell for sure and that Russell was campaigning to stay, he told him Jeff is lying and will target him and reminded Kevin that Jordan uses the word "gay" all the time...Jeff is stunned, he says "he said that!?"...Jordan says yeah, she told Kevin she used to say that in the beginning but it offended Michele and she's been saying stupid now instead of gay, she's been trying not to say it, Kevin told her he understood Jordan isn't using it in "that" way... Jeff says "dude, what a fu**ing loser!"...Jordan says she wanted to tell him so bad...Jeff says "what a fu**ing loser man, he makes me so sick, why would you do that? try and bash someone's character? ykwim?"...Jeff tsks and stumbles over his words...he says he's boiled up...Jordan says she hasn't said that in a long time...Jeff says he says it too but they both don't say it derogatory...Jordan says he's making it seem that way...Jordan says that Natalie told her that Russell said that he needs to be there to get Jeff out...Jeff says so then after another week he's going to lay down and leave?...Jeff asks are they stupid? it's not like they're both on the block and they have to decide, if Russell stays, Jeff stays, there's no guarantee he's leaving either, who the f**k wants both of them in the house? Jordan says he's dumb...Jeff says they're dumb if they're even considering it, why don't they tell him to STFU and get away from them, he doesn't understand...Jordan says they're just listening...Jeff asks why they have to listen?...Jordan says she thinks Kevin is intimidated by Russell...Jordan says Kevin told them his word is good and Michele will just vote along with Kevin, she wouldn't worry about it, she thinks Jeff is good, they just have one more day...Jeff says it's not like he's leaving...Jordan knows but she's just saying... Jeff goes OFF! #1 "fu**ing, what a fu**ing loser, Jordan uses the word gay all the time, that's why in the chicken contest, he said dude, leave it to that fu**ing homo to fu**ing win it with the stupid, it takes no talent and no brains to fu**ing get that egg up there and he's telling me leave it to that homo to win, he's telling me that, you think I go and fu**ing throw that back in Kevin's face that he said that?"...Jordan says no...he continues "cuz I'm not a fu**ing loser like that.......he's calling you out on some derogatory comments when he's the one being derogatory saying leave it to some homo to do a no talent, no brain contest" Jordan says everybody at home knows she says that, she hasn't said it here really...Jeff says he sometimes says it too but it's not derogatory, what Russell said was but he isn't going to bring it to Kevin's attention, to make himself feel better? people don't see that he's a fu**ing loser then he doesn't understand, then f**k it, he gives up...Jordan says she thinks everyone knows. Jeff goes OFF! #2 "now he's talking to the point where he has to bash people's characters, look at your fu**ing character! take a look in the mirror you f**k face, look at your character! you're a fu**ing loser!"...Jordan starts giggling about how it looks like Jeff is yelling at her cuz they're alone in there...Jeff says it's because he's looking at him right there (through the window)...Jordan looks at Russell's picture on the memory wall and thinks UGH whenever she sees it...Jeff says wanna look at his picture? look at the mirror he's looking into because he's looking at you through it LOL... Jeff says "I see him 24 fu**ing hours a day when I'm out there, fu**ing loser!"...Jordan wonders if he thinks they can't see him...Jeff says "he's making me like sick dude, like sick to my stomach and stressing me out because he's such a loser, I can't take it"...Jordan says Kevin told her they have nothing to worry about...Jeff says "but what is it, like where do you draw the line? ykwim? where do you stop? where does he stop? dude, I'm defeated, now he's just burying himself, he's just making himself look worse and worse" Jordan says right and then they talk about the pork he's marinating...Jordan says it's good Russell isn't eating...Jeff says that makes him feel better for real...Jordan loves it...Jeff says he can't believe it, each day surprises him with this dude...Jordan says he had to know he was going to act like this... Jeff says no, he didn't think it would get this far, he talked to him about this earlier in the game, how to act like a human being and he thought he was getting through to him at certain points but obviously he didn't grow at all, he is who he is and when he told him he has no friends from HS, it's not surprising, he understand people don't have to have friends from HS but he has no friends from his past, when he was little, there has to be someone he is close to, but he isn't? Jeff goes OFF!#3 "it means you're a fu**ing loser! like the way you are and nobody wants to be your friend cuz you're a liar backstabber in real life and nobody wants to talk to you, I wouldn't be friends with that! not a fu**ing chance! I wouldn't even want him in my house! for what? to steal my dishes!? f**k him, I don't trust that guy for a second" Jordan asks if Jeff ever really trusted him?...Jeff talks about how Russell came with the deal of putting Jessie out of the house and he betrayed him by voting Natalie out, he bought himself a vote and he wanted Natalie out to step up in the alliance and then team up with Jessie to get him out, it was a slap in the face, it was the dumbest move ever...Jeff says he strung him along as long as he could and now Russell got fu**ed, he knows he got played, worked in every way and now he gawn!... Jeff says Russell thought he was the player and he got played but he doesn't need to brag all over the house and how he got him, he doesn't need to do that, he got got :)...you can't make 16 deals and expect everyone to be loyal to you...Jordan says exactly, she agrees...Jeff says he wonders how people can't see that? what that kid is?...Jordan says she sees.. Jeff goes OFF! #4 "and then when he starts bashing peoples' characters? dude, even if I was in Kevin's position, I'd be like, dude I understand where you're coming from but you don't need to start bashing peoples' characters, are you perfect? you've never said that word in your whole life? you gotta make fun of Jordan who never says anything bad about anybody and you gotta make her out to be a bad person who talks shit when you (Jordan) haven't said one bad word about anyone this whole game maybe in your (Jordan's) whole life? so relax with trying to bash peoples' characters...take a look in the mirror...while you're fu**ing staring at everybody else in there, look at yourself"🤬 Jordan says he's just mad...Jeff says that makes him mad (you don't say! LOL)...talk finally dies down and Jeff sighs...they are quiet for a bit and then Jeff says he can't wait until Thursday because Russell is boiling his blood...Jordan says Russell will have an over the top speech...Jeff knows, he says he'll have to wear earplugs during it because it's going to be so ridiculous, off the wall, not even true and on live TV... Jordan says everyone watching knows he's the bully type...Jeff says "and I can't say anything"...Jordan says not to...Jeff says he's not, what is he going to look like a fu**ing idiot on live TV while he's running his mouth like a..." Jordan says "yo-yo"...Jeff is about to say that it's "because he lost and" when Jordan warns Jeff that Russell is coming in...Russell comes in glaring at Jeff, he washes his dishes, gets some water and walks outside again. Jeff and Jordan laugh about how Jordan was talking all tough...Jeff asks Jordan to Saran wrap something while he washes the dishes...Jordan says "I like how you get mad...what a yo-yo!"...Jordan says she knows Russell will bash Jeff and her on live TV so just smile and he'll look 10X better than him...Jeff says he knows but she doesn't understand...Jordan says "it's hard and I know you're a guy and you wanna say something but don't"...Jeff says "I know Jordan, it's harrrd Jordan"...Jordan knows it is and he's probably going to say something about her... After a couple of minutes Jordan mentions one more thing that Natalie told her, that Michele cried on Russell's shoulder after he had been put up and Russell had to talk to her and tell her it was going to be ok....Jeff laughs at the ridiculousness of the statement...Jeff says well then she can go first next, he can't stand her anyway, it doesn't matter to him. Jordan mentions that Michele snapped at her once for putting away the silverware a little wet...Jeff says the best would be if Kevin left, then get her out before final 3 and she would say what about them talking about final 3? and Jeff would use her line "I don't remember" LOL They chit chat some more and the Jeff decides to go finish his work out and he goes outside... Looking at each other 5:12-5:20pm Jeff has just finished working out. Jordan, Natalie & Michele are sitting on the couches outside. Jeff comes over there to sit with them...Michele says something to Jordan about not believing she told Jeff "that" (the queefing)...Jordan says she told him that last night, she didn't say it out loud and Michele just told Natalie...Michele says but we're girls...Jeff says he doesn't care if that helps...Jordan says it's Jeff, he's like a girl too...Jeff says why?...Jordan is "just sayin"...Natalie says you're surrounded by girls...Jordan says "you smell my armpits, so..."...Jeff says "what? do girls do that?" Jordan says "I always stick my head in his armpit, he says you love it in there...he always says that, I don't know why I do that"...Jordan smiles at Jeff and he does the same...Jordan says "it's hidden or something, I don't know"...cute smile again... Michele is making weird faces, they start talking about dinner and when Michele is off slop...they get quiet...Out of the blue Jordan lets everyone know she feels like she's going to have diarrhea or something...they all giggle, Michele says that's random...Jordan says her stomach keeps having that feeling, probably because she ate a salad, salads always make her poo... Jordan looks at Jeff and smiles sweetly...the camera turns to Jeff who shakes his head, rolls his eyes a little, gives her one of those beautiful smiles (he's probably thinking I can't believe she just said that but I love this girl! lol)...Jordan says what?... Jeff keeps looking and smiling and says "nuthin"...Jordan keeps smiling. Natalie says Jordan wants to play bullshit tonight, she had fun...Jordan looks at Jeff and says "want to?"...Jeff says "yes, I do" and keeps on looking at her...Jordan says we can sit out here if it's not cold or anything...silence...Jordan looks at Jeff who is still looking at her and says "no answer?"...Jeff smiles and looks away. Jeff says he has to go shower and he leaves… Jordan is bored and smelly 5:52-6:25pm Jordan goes up to the HOH room where Jeff is chilling out listening to music and Michele is napping on the round seat. Jordan tells Jeff she is bored - he extends his arms for Jordan to give him a hug - she tells him she is kind of smelly right now. Jeff says "you don't wanna make out?" Jordan says she's a little smelly. Jeff goes to grab her arm and smell her (with a big smile on his face) and Jordan says "no, don't smell me like that" Jeff goes to touch her chest/neck area and Jordan flinches...Jeff says to take it easy, he pretends to touch her boob, she doesn't move so Jeff says Jordan doesn't care when get goes to touch her there but when he goes for her neck she does. Jordan wants to take a nap, Jeff asks if she's going to take a naperoo? Jordan asks if he cares that she is smelly? Jeff says she will be over there. Jordan says awww, he has her blanket. Jeff says he thought about that when he put it on. :) Jordan wraps herself up in the sheet because she is smelly. Jordan lays down and taps Jeff's arm. Jordan wonders if she should go walk. Jeff turns towards her and says she looks like she got some sun. Jordan points out that she thinks she has armpit fat since she got her boobs done...Jordan asks if it looks like it? Jeff says no, he never heard of that term, she looks fine. Jeff says she definitely got some sun today. Jordan says Jeff looks tan in his baby blue (shirt). note - Jordan told Jeff yesterday that she liked him in his baby blue shirt Jeff says you love it huh? Jordan says mmm, hmmm, you look good in baby blue...she says it again. Jeff asks how he looks in a black shirt?Jordan says good. Jeff touches her chin and says thank you, I appreash. Jeff says he likes the baby blue. Jordan asks Jeff to rub her arm...he does. Jordan says "I did you last night" Jeff with a little smirk/smile says "let's do each other"😍 Jordan asks if Jeff can smell her, he smells her and says no. Jordan says she smells like outside. Jordan points out a burn mark on her arm from when she baked cookies. Jordan says it was when Laura was there...she says going in the sun made the scar darker, before it was pink. Jeff says "that's an amazing, amazing story" Interesting to note this exchange, clearly they talked about the beach scene in the HOH as being "their" vacation spot one day... Jeff points to the wall and says "let's try and be like there...it's good scenery" Jordan says "that's our vacation spot...remember?" Jordan looks at Jeff and says "just kidding" Jeff says BFF spot...Jordan says yeah, BFF spot. 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 Jordan says Jeff can stop rubbing, they banter about how much time they spend rubbing...Jordan says "where's sweet Jeff?" They hold hands and Jordan says Jeff's hands are soft...Jeff loves her Aveeno lotion. Jordan says he loves her stuff. Jeff says he needs new stuff. Jordan says it's time to nap...she says goodnight. Jeff says she doesn't tell him that because she woke him up and now he's wound up. Jeff touches her armpit and Jordan says that is awful, he laughs and pinches her cheek. Jeff goes to listen to music and Jordan turns to nap. Jeff then falls asleep… Love this screencap of Jeff. Jeff wakes up Jordan 8:29-8:31pm Jeff is downstairs in the kitchen with Michele...he says dude, I have to wake her (Jordan) up or she's never going to sleep all night...he heads upstairs to wake Jordan up. He says "Jordan, Jordan, hey, it's like 8:30, you want to keep sleeping?"...she turns...he says you're going to be gone for the whole night...Jordan makes a funny face and Jeff says what were you thinking about right now?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says "your face was shocked"...Jeff says "well, it's 8:30 just so you know" and he leaves.. Teasing Jordan about Peach/Nectarine 9:52-9:57pm Jordan comes outside to work out and Jeff & Natalie tease her about the peach & nectarine incident...Natalie tells Jordan she told the DR that Jordan is so sweet however she can't tell the difference between a nectarine and a peach...Jeff laughs...Jordan tells her that she told the DR that she's still convinced it's a peach...Jordan said she had Michele on her side...Natalie says Michele said it was a tangerine, that is worse than anybody, at least Jordan's was similar...Jordan said she could tell by the nut...Jeff says you tell by the skin, not the nut, they both have the same nut LOL Jordan can't believe they (BB) are going to show that...Jordan wants them to show the Natalie bumblebee incident... They ask her, now are you convinced?...Jordan is still not convinced it's a nectarine (she is stubborn, lol)...Jeff then says he also told the DR about her not knowing the difference btw an artichoke and an avocado...Jordan laughs. (Russell sits quietly shaking his head...) @9:55pm Jeff says Jordan’s hair looks beautiful Jordan: "Does my hair look greasy??" Jeff: "No, it looks beautiful for some reason, for real, I'm not joking" 😍 Jeff & Jordan play pool 10:36-10:52pm Jordan is sitting on the lounger and Jeff is playing alone. He finishes a good game, lol and she asks him if he wants to play. Jeff says hell yeah. They play. They share some laughs while playing. Jeff tells Jordan to use that cue stick helper thing (sorry, I have no clue what it's called) ...she says are you allowed to use it in poker. Jeff says poker? Jordan says pool. Jeff says yeah, nectarine. LOL Jordan wants to keep using that thing because it makes her shots easier. Interesting sign of things to come, sign of the big tiff they will have in a couple of hours or so...Jeff is trying to help Jordan with a shot, she doesn't listen to his advice, he raises his voice, she screeches, he tells her again and shows her, she says quit yelling at me, Jeff laughs and says he gets so frustrated easily...Jordan says he used to have patience with her a long time ago, Jeff says he does have patience.... Jordan wins the first game because Jeff scratched on the 8 ball. They play again. Jordan informs Jeff she has sweaty diarrhea 😨 More laughs. Jordan wins again. They go inside. Jordan asks Jeff if he was tipsy after drinking the whole bottle the other night...she couldn't even tell. She leaves to go poop... “Oh yeah” & fiber 10:55pm The feeds switch quickly from outside to JeJo in the kitchen...Jordan is lifting up her shirt to put her mic on and Jeff says "oh yeah" 😍 Jordan then says she can't poop, she's constipated or something 🤨..Jeff tells her to take some fiber...Jordan asks if that makes you poo?...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know if it makes you poo, but it gets you (going)...Jordan questions Jeff saying she thought fiber was for when you have diarrhea, it stops it...Jeff says she needs that too, doesn't she?...Jordan says she wants diarrhea ...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says she feels better getting it out ...Natalie chimes in saying she needs to take fiber if she wants to go to the bathroom...Jeff says "see"...Jordan, of course now believes Natalie 🙄 and says "ok" (listen to Jeff, Jordan lol) Jordan asks for where it is?...Jeff says it's in the cabinet in the SR...Jordan says she thought they were upstairs...Jeff says no, those are Tums...Jordan walks off to get them and Jeff says "fiber, Tums, nectarine, peach, avocado, artichoke" LOL...Jordan giggles and walks into the SR... Margaritas/Mexican restaurants/Mucho caliente look 11-11:04pm Jeff & Jordan are in the kitchen hanging out. Jeff is sitting at the counter drinking wine, Jordan is slicing up some lime to put in her water, she says she's going to take a shower and then they can play bullshit. Natalie comes by and they chit chat, she leaves. Jordan puts away the extra limes, she says she loves granola bars, they talk about making granola with the marshmallow spread Jeff got in his basket...Jeff says just eat the smores he got then...Jeff now kind of wants one of those smores things now...Jordan says they're good...Jeff says they're really good, he loves them, he could eat 50 of them. Jordan says that the first thing she's going to get when she gets out of there is a cold margarita, a big one!...Jeff says "the jumbo ones? yeah"...Jordan says she always gets the jumbo ones, one of those and a vodka drink. Jeff says "I love going to Mexi...I miss like...yeah...I wanna do that too...go to a Mexican restaurant"...Jeff says he goes to Maria's by his house...Jordans likes the place On the Border but it's more American-Mexican, she likes other places like Monterrey's...Jeff doesn't know it, sounds familiar though...Jordan says it's by her place, it's good...Jordan likes the margaritas and the chips and dip...Jeff says the place he goes to has the best salsa, it's hot...Jordan doesn't like it too hot...Jeff says he likes it with the chips that are warm. Jeff says it's even better when you can eat Mexican but you sit outside...Jordan agrees...Jeff says everything is better outside...Jordan says her mom always asks for "outside" when they go out to eat....Jeff says for sure, he loves it...Jordan doesn't like it though when it's humid and hot, then her and outside don't mix with eating. Jeff says "yeah if it's too hot, if it's burning yeah" Jordan says "you said if it's TOO hot" Jeff gives her a look Jordan says "I like it...it's not a stone" Jeff very slowly says "I have a speaking...problem" (check out how Jeff looks at Jordan here 😍 ) Jordan whispers "no you don't" Kevin walks in and breaks up the intense look Jeff is giving Jordan...Jordan says "hey"...right on cue Kevin says "were you making fun of him?" Jordan says "we're talking about Mexican restaurants"...Jeff says "and yes" LOL Jordan tells Kevin she wants a cold margarita after the show, doesn't that sound fricken good?...Jordan says Jeff drank her margaritas...Jeff says he did but they gave him heartburn...Jordan says she still has the wine, they can drink it tomorrow...Jeff says she has the competition... Jeff describes Mookie aka Shaggy 11:04pm Jordan & Jeff continue talking, Jordan says that Jeff can drink the bottle of wine all by himself...Jeff does the hand gesture...Jordan says "how do you do it?"...Jeff pfffttsssss with the hand gesture...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'm gonna drink the bottlessssssss...that's what you do".... they laugh...Jeff says "you wanna hang out with Mookie huh?"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "you wanna hang out with Mookie..." Jeff describes Mookie saying "dude, he's like a tall, he's so, he's like tall and he's so skinny, he looks like uhh, you know who he reminds me of, uhh, you know ever see Scooby Doo? (who hasn't!? LOL)...like Shaggy, but except he's got his hair short but he looks like that guy cuz he always wears like a, like he always wears two shirts you know that are like down to here, but one, I'm like dude, why you, cuz he's so skinny he always wears two shirts and he always wears like a hoody, you know?...uhh, that's what he looks like, he's so funny though" Jordan asks if it's true that Scooby Doo, Shaggy and Scooby ate Scooby snacks because they smoked pot and they had the munchies and were always hungry...Jeff thinks so, it's all from that "weed era" and stuff (LOL)...Jordan says "but it's a cartoon with kids"...Jeff says all cartoons have hidden meanings...Jordan imitates Scooby saying "so hungry" Jeff says they're stoners. :) Jordan says the movie they made, the guy who played Shaggy did so good, he fit the part… Disney’s hidden treasures 11:05-11:10pm Jeff & Jordan continue talking movies & cartoons...Jeff asks if she's ever seen cartoons like Disney where they put different things, like hidden meanings?...Jordan says that somebody said that (to her)...Jeff says he saw a couple but he didn't believe it either (before)...Jordan asks which one? Jeff says in the Lion King there's Sex spelled in the clouds...Jordan heard that but didn't believe them...Jeff says he paused it and saw it himself so it's true...Jordan asks which part...Jeff says it's when he's laying on top of a mountain...Jordan asks if it's when his dad is dead and he runs away?...Jeff says no, he's all growns up :)...Jordan asks if it's when his dad comes and talks to him from the clouds?...Jeff thinks so, yeah, it says sex or sexy. Jeff says in Under the Sea (otherwise known as the Little Mermaid lol )...the priest that is marrying them has a boner. Jordan says she heard about that one too, those were the main ones, Lion King & Little Mermaid. Jeff says in Cinderella one of the castles is like a dick or something....it's like a castle but it's got like a dick head on it you know? (big smile from Jeff, LOL)...Jordan says "you think they meant to do that?"...Jeff says "yeah!"...Jordan asks why they would do that?...Jeff says because it's all animated and they can sneak shit in like that. Jeff says in the Lion King (he means Aladdin)...he climbs up the balcony to see Princess Jasmine and he says "Princess Jasmine...take off your clothes" Jeff swears to God he says that...Natalie walks by and Jordan asks her if she's heard of hidden meanings, messages in Disney movies?...Natalie hasn't...feeds go off and return...still talking about this, Jeff says the boner one is kind of weak, he has a bulge in his pants, he's not sure if it's a boner. LOL Jordan says she used to want to be Belle...Jeff says his niece, that's her favorite, Belle is her favorite character, she loves Beauty and the Beast...Jordan says when she was little, she used to want to be Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella too, she loved her clothes, wanted to be like her. Jeff sings a couple of notes of a Disney song, he's not sure where it's from...Jordan says it's from Little Mermaid and sings "I wanna be where the people are" :)...Jeff, talking about Marley, says he's not making her out to be a genius child but she's three and sang the whole song...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says she'd do it soft but say the words, she'd do the whole verse, it was crazy...Jordan aww's...Jeff says "I know" (he's the proud Uncle)...Jeff says when he sees her he says Marley, do that part, that song...J&J giggle...Jordan says that's cute...Jeff says it's awesome. J&J Their big fight - the beginning 11:43pm into tomorrow… Jordan has just finished showering, she comes downstairs to play Bullshit with the other HG's. Russell stays outside. Jordan says that she was going to wear her Mardi Gras shirt just for Jeff but didn't. Jeff asks if he should wear his Let's Dance shirt..🤐 Jordan tells the others about each other's clothes they would burn. The first incident... They start playing. Right before the 12am hour Jordan puts down 2 jacks, she then calls BS on Michele's 4 queens...the HG's say that she shouldn't call BS unless she has a card like that. Jordan says sorry, she thought Michele said kings. Jeff says Jordan keeps doing that. Jordan raises her voice at him and says sorry! she thought she had said kings...Jeff says "that's yelling". Jeff then says "Jordan!" and Jordan thinks she is supposed to call BS so she does...the others laugh because she is confused at why Jeff said that. Jeff says my God! they all have a chuckle over it. Jordan wins! :) J&J high five. Jeff shuffles for her for the next round. Jeff says how the f**k did you win...Jordan says she is Gucci. They play Bullshit again...Jordan wins again! :) They are all stunned. Jeff says this whole thing is fake, Jordan has a fucking doctorate...she's a card counter. Jeff says all this peach/nectarine stuff is all bullshit! lol Jordan says that would be cool, an awesome twist if at the end she stood up and said she was a doctor...she graduated from Harvard...Jeff asks her what kind of doctor she is?... Jordan says an ear doctor... Jeff totally cracks up laughing… Jordan says you know, the ears, nose & throat...LOL Jeff says that was a good bit. Jeff goes to the bathroom…

September 3 Jordan allows Jeff to cop a feel (sort of) 12:02-12:08am Jeff & Jordan are finishing up eating...Kevin, Michele & Natalie are around them talking and being goofy about the pranks but J&J ignore them and stay silent...Natalie insists that Michele is the one that did the cup of water on the door prank...Jeff smiles to himself knowing that she's wrong, he set up the prank...Michele won't reveal Jeff did it either, after the others disperse, Jordan says "these things are good"...Jeff says "Triscuits?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm and the cams go off J&J again. When Michele returns a couple of minutes later to the kitchen the cams go back on J&J (this was a sign of things to come later with the kooky camera work this night, UGH) ...Jeff finishes up and Jordan says she doesn't even feel like doing dishes tonight...Jeff says to throw his plate in the sink, for her not to do shit, please & thank you...Jordan says now what? Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks you would be able to tell she didn't have a bra on? (in the DR)...Jeff says no...Jordan says her boobs feel so heavy 'like here'...Jordan says "gimme your hand"...Jeff outstretches his arm with an open hand LOL...Jordan says she'll do her left boob, she says "feel here and then go up"... Jeff does and gives her a look...she then says "take your hand here and then go up"...Jeff tries...Jordan says "no, take your hand here and then go up"...he does...Jordan says "doesn't that feel weird?"...Jeff says "you have fake boobs" (Captain Obvious!) Jordan keeps touching her boobs and making faces...Jordan says her scar right there is real bad, it's really thick, she's going to go to the doctor after because if you look at it, it's very, very purple and it shouldn't look like that, she says she remembers there was a stitch sticking out, it doesn't hurt but she's going to check it out just to see, if you rub it, it's real thick, she showed it to Jeff didn't she?...Jeff says yeah, the scar. Jordan says she was sweating, she was getting so nervous, is Jeff like that?...Jeff says maybe a little bit but it was hot in there with all the lights (DR)...Jordan says she's going to pee, she's going to try and lay down...Jeff asks if she wants to lay in the hammock? it's the last chance...Jordan is worried about the bugs, Jeff too...Jordan says why don't they lay down in the bed and talk?...Jeff says "let's go in the hammock first"...Jordan says "for a little bit?"...Jeff says yeah and he walks outside... Last hammock time kept off the feeds 12:08-12:27am Jeff & Jordan agree to go on the hammock one last time before they go to bed...pretty much all of J&J's hammock time in the house had been captured by the feeds but not tonight, the feeds were purposely kept off of them for almost 20 minutes 😠 Just after the 12:08am mark Jeff is seen walking by K&N who are playing pool...he then goes off camera...Jordan is seen walking by K&N just before the 12:11am mark...all cams stay off of them until just before the 12:27am mark, they are then both seen walking towards the door to go inside. Their last hammock time is over and viewers missed out. Camera work was terrible this last night of J&J! More to come... JeJo get ready for bed together 12:27-12:33am Jeff & Jordan were glued at the hip! They get ready for bed... They both walk into the bathroom together after their hammock time...Jeff asks Michele what she's up to?...Michele says nothing...Jeff says "no good?"...Jordan says "yeah, you were up to no good"...Michele insists nothing is going on...Jordan holds out her toothbrush for Jeff to put toothpaste on, he obliges and they start brushing...Jeff standing and Jordan sitting on the seating area...(good synchronicity 😊) They finish brushing at the almost the exact same time...Jeff takes off his contacts...Jordan cleans her nose...Jeff goes in the bathroom stall, opens the door and points out something gross to Jordan...Jordan leaves the bathroom and heads towards the bedrooms...a minute later Jeff puts on his lotion and heads out, grabs his cup and heads towards the SR to get water... There is none so he goes into the SS room where Jordan is laying down waiting for him...(Michele is in there too munching loudly...grrr) J&J’s last night together Pt1 12:34-12:57am Jeff comes into the SS room where Jordan is laying down waiting for Jeff...Michele is in there eating and gets up just as Jeff walks in...Jeff, who has been suspicious of Michele for the last little while (pranks) asks her "wtf are you doing?"...Michele giggles and says she's just eating, she says she's all hyper right now...Jeff says "yeah" (it's obvious Michele was just about to leave but now wants to stay because Jeff is there)...she fumbles around the room looking for any excuse to stay...Jeff takes off his tank top...Michele asks if they're turning off the lights?...Jeff says "yeah"...Michele says she'll eat by herself and she licks her fingers loudly 😖 Jeff asks Jordan what's going on and lays down next to her, he lets out a big sigh...Jeff gets back up and says "stuff is going to go down tonight, I feel it"...Michele says "like what?"...Jeff says "I don't know, something kooky", he gets back in bed and sighs again...Michele leaves. The second Michele leaves, Jordan cracks up laughing and says "I'll turn them off"...Michele & Natalie are making a racket outside and Michele opens the door to turn off the lights that she had forgotten about...Jeff takes off his glasses and says "oh, it's going to be a long one"...Jordan says "I hope they don't play a prank on us, I don't want to have anything in my hair"...Jeff says he doesn't want any fu**ing thing on him...Jordan says they probably won't do it because one of them is going home...Jeff says they won't do it because they know he is going home and they don't want to piss him off. Jeff & Jordan get quiet and then Jeff says he wants to "think" for 2 minutes...he covers himself and prays...Jordan turns and seems to be in thought too...Jeff finishes and uncovers himself and says it's hot huh?...Jordan doesn't answer, they are quiet and then Jordan then says "sorry, I was saying my prayers"...Jeff repeats "it's hot right?"...Jordan says yeah, they shift a little so that Jeff's leg is on Jordan's legs and Jordan is cradling Jeff's arm as she normally does...Jeff whistles...they are quiet...they shift again and Jordan puts her hand on Jeff...Jeff reaches for her hand and they hold hands still being quiet...Jeff shakes his foot. Jordan sits up and throws her blanket aside and says she feels like her blanket has bugs on it...Jeff giggles and says yeah...Jordan ties her hair in a ponytail...they notice the high heeled person behind the walls...Jordan laments the fact she ate so late...Jeff says yeah, he's gaining weight for sure again...Jordan says "how do you think I feel?"...Jeff says "how do you feel?" LOL Jordan starts counting and says she gained 12 pounds, that's a lot, she asks Jeff is he thinks she gained weight in her face?...Jeff says no, he's been with her all the time...Jordan says that he's seen her the whole time so he hasn't noticed...Jeff whispers that's what he was saying...Jordan bets that if she looked at the first day compared to now she would say she looked so much skinnier. Jordan grabs Jeff's hand to hold and says she'll work it off when she gets home...Jeff starts pfttssssss'ing...he says "whattup?"...he sings "what I like about you" and then says "do you wanna talk about something?"...Jordan whispers "what do you wanna talk about?"...Jeff says "why Michele put that peanut butter in the toilet"...Jordan says "God, there's going to be ants all over that"...Jeff ahhh's and says "there is going to be ants all over that...f**k I didn't even think about that"...Jordan says she's not going to clean that shit up...Jeff says it's going to be gross as hell...Jeff gets up to get lotion as they discuss how gross the prank is. Jeff gets back in bed...Jordan reaches for his hand again and Jeff spreads some lotion on it...Jordan says to rub it on the other hand...Jordan says she's going to be so bored tomorrow, she's going to be a loner...Jeff says "not unless you're here...I'd be able to swallow the pill a lot more if I was here too"😢..Jordan plays with Jeff's belly button, feels bad (IMO) and then turns the other way... Jeff is quiet...Jordan tries to lighten the mood by saying that instead of hugging each other before leaving they should do the knuckle thing (like they did when making the halfway resolution pact)...Jeff says "blow it up?"...Jordan says "yeah"... Jeff continues to stare upwards, thinking and staying quiet, all of a sudden Jeff says "if you come into that jury house next week I'm going to be so pissed"...Jordan says "I won't...if I do you better be happy to see me"...Jeff sarcastically says "yeah, I'll be ecstatic" ...Jordan says they can lay out and grill out and do fun stuff. Jordan asks Jeff if he has noticed that on Thursday nights they are always sitting beside each other? BB puts them sitting that way...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says it's funny...change of subject...she feels like stuff is crawling on her, she feels dirty...Jeff says to wash the sheets...Jordan says the room is probably going to be closed down...Jeff says half-heartedly says maybe...Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand again and they hold hands. They are quiet again...after awhile Jeff mutters f**k...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing"...agonizingly quiet once more but it's almost like you can read their minds... Jeff turns himself around to lay on his belly saying that tomorrow is going to suck, he takes off his mic...Jordan goes to take off hers and asks "is this backscratch time?"...Jeff says "if you want to"...Jordan prepares herself and tells Jeff to scoot over, he does and she starts scratching...not a word is said... Michele comes in noisily and asks if they want the door back open?...Jordan says no, you're fine...Michele makes more noise...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair too...Michele says goodnight...Jordan & Jeff say goodnight...Michele says something about her yelling and if they want her to sleep outside...Jordan says no, you're fine, you're perfectly fine, it doesn't bother her, they've all been sleeping in the same room since they got there, isn't it funny? (Jeff probably disagrees...)...Michele says well this is "their" room...Jordan knows and says they thought this wasn't the cool room... Nothing from Jeff/sweet kiss on the shoulder 12:57-1:02am After Michele & Jordan quiet down, Jordan continues scratching Jeff's back...Jeff didn't say a word during their exchange...Jordan starts to slow down, she lightly scratches Jeff's side, nothing from Jeff...she lightly scratches the nape of his neck, nothing from Jeff...she pauses and looks up, she gets under the cover and puts her hand on Jeff's lower back, nothing from Jeff...Jordan starts to wonder if Jeff is falling asleep and probably wonders if that is how they are going to spend their last night, with such little interaction...she lightly taps Jeff's back, nothing from Jeff...she looks to be thinking to herself "that's it?"...finally Jeff moves lifting his head to scratch it...Jordan smiles...Jeff lays his face down and starts to rock his foot. Jordan sweetly reaches over and hugs Jeff, putting her head on Jeff's shoulder...she lightly taps Jeff's armpit a few times...nothing again from Jeff...she lightly pats Jeff on the face and asks if he's sleeping?...Jeff nuh uh's...Jordan rubs his neck, kisses Jeff on the shoulder and says "goodnight" 🙁 Jeff doesn't say a word...Jordan turns and lays on her back and tries to sleep...Jordan then turns on her side facing away from Jeff and the cams go off of them. Jeff finds out he’s 100% gone 1:06-1:09am Jeff has gotten up to go the bathroom, on the way there he sees Natalie at the kitchen counter...he asks her where she's at? is she a go or no?...Natalie tells him she doesn't think so...Jeff says he hopes he doesn't see her at the jury house...Natalie knows it's just she'd rather roll with Kevin than Michele...Jeff says Kevin is going to jury house, just so she knows...Natalie says she knows she'd have to win at final 3...Jeff says yeah...Natalie says she knows that but Michele isn't either...Jeff says with him she's guaranteed final 2, whatever, she can roll with someone who'll stab her in the back... Jeff goes to the bathroom, comes out, washes his hands, gargles with mouthwash and puts on more lotion...he walks towards the bedrooms...Natalie who is now sitting with Kevin tells Jeff that Michele is the one that put the peanut butter on the toilet, just so he knows...Jeff couldn't care less and walks away muttering under his breath… J&J’s last night together Pt2 1:09-1:26am Jeff returns to the SS room after finding out that Natalie will not keep him, he walks in just as Michele is walking out...Jeff lays down and Jordan asks if he had to pee?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says then he got some water...Jordan rubs Jeff's chest...Jeff asks why Michele keeps coming in here if she knows she's going to get up and leave?...Jordan says Michele said she had to go clean up the peanut butter because there would be ants tomorrow... Jordan says "you're in a bad mood now aren't you?"...Jeff says "yeah, well you're staying 100%"...Jordan says "how do you know?"...Jeff says "cuz I just asked Natalie"...Jordan takes it in and turns away from Jeff...Jeff says "congratulations"...Jeff says that Natalie is so stupid, she's going to roll with Kevin, he's not even going to take her to the finals, she's so dumb, a fu**ing 18 yr old gets to the final four... Major quiet tension alert...(they are quiet for over 7 minutes) Jeff is in deep thought realizing the finality of it all...Jordan is trying to keep her eyes shut, who knows what she is thinking...Jeff rocks his feet and lets out a big sigh...just after the 1:17am mark Jordan reaches over and kisses Jeff on the cheek. Just as she does Michele walks in to ruin the moment 😫 she mumbles something about them doing the Saran wrap thing...J&J have no clue what she's talking about...Jordan kisses Jeff again and lays back down...Michele asks Jeff if he told them about the "toilet thing"?...Jeff says no. Michele says that K&N said Jeff told them...Jeff says "another lie in the BB house, what a surprise, even for a fu**ing dumb thing like that"...Michele says "it's all good...no it's not"...Michele sits down in bed...more weird tension...Jordan reaches over for Jeff...Jeff gives Jordan his arm, she starts rubbing and holds it...Jeff is still quiet...Jordan takes her leg out from under the cover...Jeff places his hand on it...Jordan links her hand with Jeff's. Jordan shifts and lays on her back again...Cams switch to 2 (camera person drove me nuts this night!!) ...they let go of their hands...Jeff rubs his eyes, exhales, takes off his shorts and covers himself...more silence for a few minutes...Jeff puts his legs up, uncovers his chest and just stares upward...Jordan keeps looking up too and turns away from Jeff onto her side… J&J’s last night together Pt3 1:26-1:48am Jeff & Jordan continue to lay in silence, Jordan turned away from Jeff...Jeff plays with his hair then continues to look upward...Jordan shifts around, scratches her back, her nose and yawns...she reaches back and looks for Jeff's hand...they hold hands... Michele gets up and leaves...Jordan turns to face Jeff and says she feels like bugs are crawling on her...Jeff says he feels Michele is bugging him...Cams go off J&J and then the feeds cut out... They return with Jeff and Jordan still being distant and restless...Jordan has turned away from Jeff again...she then lays on her back and clasps her hands on her chest...Jeff makes a weird moaning/groaning noise and then says "at least I can fu**ing jerk off tomorrow"...he laughs and gets up to get some water, as he lays back down he says to Jordan "dude, you like that better? I'm thinking positive" 😐 Jeff covers himself and gets comfy, he grabs Jordan, slides her over to snuggle with her and kisses her...Jordan doesn't respond and turns her head the other way...Jeff says "what are you being pouty about?"...Jordan looks at Jeff and then turns her head away and says "cuz you make me feel bad"...Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff says "shut up...shut up stupid"...Jeff seems to be touching Jordan's boobs, he makes that mmm sound that he does and then Jordan says "oww"...they cuddle and Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "I'm just feeling"...Jordan says "it doesn't hurt but it kinda does, you know"...Jeff says "well you better get it checked out"...Jordan knows...Jeff says "don't you have to go for like checkups too anyway?"...Jordan says "yeah I was supposed to right before I left for here". Jeff has moved onto Jordan's butt now LOL he says "I love this butt"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know, it's just sexy to me" 😍 Jordan giggles and then says every time she would get the VIctoria's Secret catalog in the summer when they're in their bathing suits and she would be ahhh because their bodies are so perfect... Jeff says they could wear an egg sandwich and they'd look good...Jordan says yeah and look so hot...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says they really are the prettiest girls...Jeff says "in the world...yeah they are"...Jordan says "they're all from different countries right?...Jeff says hmm...Jordan says "mainly Brazil"...Jeff says yeah a couple...Jordan says she'd hate to live in Brazil...Jeff says he'd love it...Jordan says she knows Jeff would love it but she wouldn't...Jeff says why?...Jordan says cuz all the girls there are so pretty... Jeff says Jordan has a Brazilian butt 🍑..Jordan says "no, I don't"...Jeff says "yeah you do"...Jordan says "Brazilian butts are big?"...Jeff says they have big booties, some of them" (Jeff makes a clomping sound)...Jordan says "Brazilians? Is that why it's called Brazilian bottoms?"...Jeff doesn't know, maybe, he says not everybody, he thinks they have nice asses. Jordan says maybe if she worked on hers more and toned it, she'd have a Brazilian booty...Jeff says "you're fine"...Jeff farts and Jordan laughs...Jeff says what? it's not official until he blows farts before he leaves...Jeff ruffles the cover to let out the hot air...Jeff says wow...Jordan says what?...Jeff says it's weird that it's the last night...Jordan turns to face Jeff and she says that Jeff doesn't look like himself, he looks like Jordan Knight from NKOTB...Jeff says he looks like Jordan Knight in a pitch black room?...Jeff sings "the right kind of love" and says no, that's Jeremy Jordan, who is Jordan Knight?...feeds cut out for over 5 mins and return around the 1:46am mark When they return they are talking about celebrities they get mistaken for...Jeff says Jerry O'Connell but Jordan doesn't know who that is, he asks who does Jordan get?...Jordan says Miranda Lambert, she's a country singer, she sings Kerosene, she also gets that blond girl from the surfer movie Blue Crush...feeds cut out again for over 10 mins and return just after the 1:58am mark. Jeff & Jordan are under the cover presumably kissing...Jeff whispers that Jordan is trying to keep him quiet (by kissing) Jordan says for what? Jeff repeats what he said and then says why does he feel the cover is so small? Jordan says why does she feel it's so hot?...Jeff says cuz it is...Jordan says "Michele?" and rubs Jeff's head, she asks her if she thinks it's hot in there? Michele says she feels "messed up"...Michele says quite honestly her crotch hurts...Jeff says "oy oy oy"...Jordan is flirty and holds Jeff's face and then starts kissing him on the chest and shoulder while Jeff says he wishes his crotch hurt, just to get some feeling down there. M/J&J Sex talk Pt1 1:59-2:06am Warning - Graphic Content Ahead ⚠️ LOL Michele has just told Jeff & Jordan that her crotch hurts and Jeff says he wishes his did, at least he'd have some feeling down there...Jordan is kissing Jeff's chest/shoulder under the cover...Michele says it's not a good feeling, she spent too much time in the pool...Jeff asks how the f**k does that make your crotch hurt...Jordan pops her head out from under the cover to listen in on this, lol... Michele says if you sit around in a wet bathing suit all day, it's not good for girly parts...Jeff asks if it gets all pruny like your fingers? Jordan asks what about it?...Michele says she has an itchy vajayjay...Jeff still wants to know if it gets pruny though?...Michele & Jordan are like huh?...Jeff says he doesn't know, Michele said it hurts, doesn't it get pruny like fingers?...Jordan says it hurts because it lost...Michele laughs and says it lost for 2 months...Jeff says his vajayjay lost...Jordan says vaginas don't get pruny...Jeff says he doesn't know wtf they get like...Jordan says fingers are different than vaginas. 🥴😅 Jeff says he knows, his dick doesn't...Jordan says no, penises just get shrivelled and hard...Jeff says it does get shrivelled up...Jordan says I guess you could say your penis gets pruny...Jeff says it doesn't but it definitely gets weird, penises and water don't mix...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says it's not that they don't mix, they just go to a different place, a mindset...Jordan says "what? they camp out?"...Jeff says yeah definitely...Jordan says when it's cold or when it's hot...Jeff says when it's cold or when you're in the pool, if you're in a cold pool, it's over, it's non-existent, you're lucky if you have a dick... Jordan asks if you're hot, you get hard?...Jeff says no, but what's weird is that your balls control your temperature, like if it's boiling hot your nuts are going to sag lower...Jordan ewww's...Jeff says if it's really cold your nuts will be up on you to get tight for the warmth...Jordan asks if it's like when a girl's nipples get hard...they say no...Jordan thinks girl's nipples get shrivelled when you're cold...Michele says they get pointy and hard-y...Jordan says "yeah, they get hard and they shrivel"...Jeff says your dick doesn't get hard when it's hot, you don't walk around with a boner. Jordan asks why do guys wake up with boners?...Jeff says "cuz they're thinking about jamming some chick" They laugh. Jordan asks "is that really everything?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, he thinks so...Jordan says some guys just wake up and they're hard...Jeff says always...Jordan says "if you didn't dream about banging some chicks, what else would be the reason for you to be hard?"...Jeff says you gotta be thinking about some chick...you're not going to be chased by a mountain lion and get a boner 🍆 Jordan asks what if you wake up and have to pee real bad? does that make you hard, like in the morning?...Jeff says not really, sometimes you just have one and need to pee...Jordan says that's a bad combination...Jeff says it is because you then have to aim it in there, you gotta wait til it goes down a little, it's like a jack knife...Jordan says "wow" Jordan keeps pushing and asks Jeff if he likes waking up hard? Jeff says he doesn't like it, he doesn't care, it's not like he wakes up and says "it's gonna be a good day, I've got a huge boner" 🍆 They laugh. Jordan asks if he doesn't wack off or use it, does it hurt?...Jeff says "like blue balls?"...Jordan then asks "blue balls, why can't you get off?"...Jeff says "no, you can get off, if you don't get off, that's what blue balls are"...Jordan asks why you don't get off?...Jeff says he doesn't know why not, what the problem would be...Jordan asks if Jeff has ever had blue balls?...Jeff says "no, I always fu**ing finish the job" Jordan says "always?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "you've never had blue balls?"...Jeff says "well if I don't finish over there, you better believe I'm going home and finishing up" 😆 They laugh. Jordan says "wow"...Jeff says he did a couple of times...Jordan asks if it was with himself or someone else?...Jeff asks how the f**k would he have it with himself? he'd get in an argument with himself?...they laugh...Jordan says maybe he wasn't in the mood...Jeff says "what? I didn't buy myself dinner and I'm fu**ing out of here? More laughs...Jordan keeps on with the blue ball theme...Jeff says say you're with a chick, you just start talking to a chick...Jordan says "and she scrapes you with her teeth?"...Jeff says that could be a reason or you're just fu**ing around but you never finish, you're not going to have sex with that person but you're doing everything else, you're into it but it dies down or something happens and you don't, what if someone has to leave... Jordan says it stops but then that horniness is built up inside and you need to release it cuz if you don't your penis will be sore?...Jeff say your balls will be sore...Jordan asks what it feels like?...Jeff says it's an achy feeling...Jordan says you need to ejaculate then...Jeff says "yeah, you gotta pop that zit"...Jordan (not liking the analogy) says "thank you"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was being sarcastic about her face...Jeff says no, why the f**k would he do that? he was using an analogy... M/J&J’s Sex Talk Pt2 2:06-2:15am Warning - Graphic Content Ahead ⚠️ LOL Jeff explains that he was just using an analogy when saying getting off was like popping a zit...Jordan doesn't take offense and rubs Jeff's hair, she says "I'm glad I don't have a penis and balls then"...Jeff says it doesn't happen all the time...Jordan says "I would hate to wake up in the morning and feel pain in balls...like an achy pain, I would hate that, I'm glad I have a vagina and I wake up and my vagina is fine, you know?...and it's not crying, for attention" Jordan laughs...Jeff says "your vagina should be crying for attention"...Jordan says "why?"... Jeff says "I don't know...there's probably like spider webs in there" 🕸️🕸️🕸️ They crack up laughing... Jordan says OMG!...Jeff says "I'm just playing around"...Jordan says "that was so funny"...Jeff says "if it was about somebody else"...Jordan says no, she thinks it's funny...she knows, there's a big shock sign and if you touch it, it zaps you...Jeff says "yeah, out of business"...Jordan says "no trespassing"...Jeff says she should have one of those little signs that says be back in 5 minutes and never flip it around. Michele asks Jordan if she has a vibrator?...Jordan says she doesn't...Michele says she should get one...Jeff says she should get "something"...Jordan says she doesn't even know how to use one...Michele says it's really easy...Jeff says yeah, ask Michele, before you leave (LA), swing by Michele's house, she's probably got them in the kitchen drawer...Jordan laughs...Michele says no, yes!...Jeff says Michele mixes eggs with her vibrator ...Jordan says ahh, man, she's probably the only person in this world that doesn't have one...Michele says no, seriously, get one...Jeff says Michele is serious...Michele says she cares about Jordan 🙄 Jeff asks if there aren't a million different vibrators?...Jordan says she always pictures a vibrator as a big dildo looking thing that just vibrates...Michele says you can get them smaller that just vibrate...Jordan says "what do you do? stick it in your cooch?" Jeff cracks up! Michele says no, you stick it by your clit, you turn it on and there you go...Jeff & Jordan laugh in the exact same way with their hands up to their faces...Michele says "job done"...Jeff says it's true, it's pretty simple...Jordan says "holy shit"...they keep laughing. Michele says she could get all crazy and get the double ones...Jordan bets Michele has the triple decker one...Jeff says Michele plugs it into her car battery ...Michele says she broke her favorite one before she came to BB and she was mad...Jeff wonders how you break one, she got crazy with it?...Michele say she just broke it...Jeff says "omg"...Jordan bets Michele & her husband have crazy sex, she doesn't want to picture it...Michele says please don't.... Jeff says "yeah, yeah yeah, I thought about that"...Michele blurts out "you thought about me having sex, good!...thanks Jeff" ...Jordan half giggles and Jeff says "no, I thought about how crazy your sex is probably"...Jordan marks her territory and grabs Jeff's hand , they hold hands. Jordan says now Michele lost all this weight and looks good, she needs to go buy some sexy lingerie...Michele says she so is...Jeff says that shit won't even last when she walks in the door, he'll rip it off...Jordan says he'll rip it off and attack her...Jeff says she has to go to that Hustler store...Jordan says at home they have the Red Door...Jeff says they have Lover's Lane and then he says it in his husky whispery voice...Jordan says he sounds like a killer's voice...Jeff says they're everywhere but he's never been in one of those...Jordan says there's Adam & Eve?...Jordan says she's been in a sex store before but never bought anything, she saw some crazy stuff...Michele says there is, she orders her stuff online. Jordan says she has thought about it, one time, dressing up, trying to be sexy...Jeff says to Michele "you get shit online?"...Michele says yeah...Jeff says that's good because then it comes in a box and no one knows...Michele says you can buy stuff at Amazon. Jordan says she wants to do something different besides...like if you husband or boyfriend came home and it's a nurse, everybody has a nurse or the schoolgirl, she'd want something like...Little Red Riding Hood or something...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "f**k yeah...dirty little hood" 🐺 they laugh... Michele says she likes to clean in her French maid outfit but Jeff ignores her and as Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff's arm... Jeff says "would you dress up like that Jordan?"...Jordan says "what? like sexy?"...Jeff says "yeah, like in those outfits?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Michele speaks up trying to put her two cents in saying it will put you in a sexy mood but Jeff presses on with Jordan and says "you would?"...Jordan says "I would"...Michele keeps rambling about putting on one of those and you feel hot, let's do it...Jeff ignores her again and continues asking Jordan "so if we were dating and I came home from work, you would maybe just be there one day wearing that?"...Jordan nods yes and mmm, hmm's...Jeff is 😛 and says "come on!"...Jordan says "no, I'm serious"...Jeff says "that's pretty hot"🔥... Jordan explains she wouldn't have before she got her boobs done but now that their done she would...Jeff says "but then you know you have to do it after that"...Jordan says "yes, I know"...Jeff says "you can't just put that on and be like ok, I was just playing"...Jordan says she's not self-concious about it, you put it on and feel sexy or whatever, go for it...Jeff says "f**k yeah, rawwrrr" 🐯 Jordan tells a story about a girl she knew that would dress up for her boyfriend (they're married now) every time he would come home from work, she would tease him, tie him up...Jeff says "oh God...thank God I got one more night in here" ...Jordan says they dated for 5 or 6 years and she would do stuff like that to keep it spicy because it can get boring. Michele agrees...Jordan says her mom said you have to keep it exciting...Jeff agrees and says he's down with that shit...Jordan says when you date someone for a year or two, you kind of bum around, don't put on makeup, you do a routine...Jeff says "you kind of do it to get it done?"...Jordan says kind of, that's it, it's not like when you first start dating someone...Jeff says "no way"...Jordan says "it's all like..."...Jeff says "sex fu**ing 10 times a day"...Jordan says "it's the honeymoon stage where all you want to do is"...Jeff says "do it?"...Jordan says "yes, thank you for filling out my words, all you want to do is like"...Jeff says "bang?"...Jordan says yes. Michele says she's so looking forward to getting out of this house... Jeff says "I never thought I'd be looking forward to it til tomorrow but I'm going to beat my junk like it owes me money" 🤣🤣 Michele laughs and Jordan says "Oh My God!"...Jeff says "see you guys on the flip side"...Jordan says "wow"...Jeff says "there's no time for an interview Julie, where's the bathroom?" he laughs...Jordan says "wow Jeff"...Jeff says he's just kidding… J&J’s last night together Pt4 2:22-2:31am Jeff has just finished joking around that he doesn't have to hear Jordan's jibberjabber all night due to the fact they'll now have a TV to watch in the hotel room when they get out and Jeff says "aren't you going to miss my wisecracks?"...Jordan is kissing Jeff's arm, she says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "you guys are gonna miss me...watch, maybe not tomorrow or Friday but"...Michele interrupts saying that she's going to tell his ass off once he walks out the door, screw you Jeff ...Jeff ignores her and says "on Sunday when you guys are laying here with nothing to do, you'll be like I wish Jeff was here"...Michele is rude once again saying "are you kidding? now I can have Jordan all to myself, f**k you" (Michele thinks she's being oh so funny...ugh) Jordan reaches over and snuggles into Jeff caressing his face while Jeff says "you guys are going to have a Jeff day, I know it"...Jordan kisses Jeff while Michele says "no, you think too highly of yourself Jeff"...Jordan caresses Jeff's face again while Jeff says if he thought highly of himself he would say they would miss him everyday...Jordan rubs Jeff's face and hair...Jeff says that he says that one day they're going to break down and do all the Jeff highlights like you do with each past houseguest... Michele sarcastically says "no, I already forgot what your name was"...Jeff says "and Jordan will still be outside and one of you will dick over the other person and then you guys will become friends with that person and then they'll come in and talk shit about the person that just dicked them over"...Jordan holds Jeff's face and kisses him repeatedly while Jeff continues "and then you'll be like remember Jeff? we shouldn't have dicked him over and now I have a dick in my ass and I'm leaving next week". Jordan says that she said when she first came there she said she wanted a bed to herself because she shared a bed with her mom and she didn't have to sleep with anyone and she ended up sleeping with someone, it's funny, she hasn't minded sharing a bed the whole time she was here, first with Lydia and then with Jeff and before she was scared to sleep in the same bed (with Jeff)...Jeff says "I know"... Michele says the first thing she said is she's not sleeping with a boy...Jordan says she remembers she gave Jeff her bed...Michele says she ended up sleeping with Jeff in the HN room, Ronnie in the HN room, Russell in the HN room...Jordan grabs Jeff again and holds him tight...Jeff says "oh yeah, that's real sexual in there" and then holds Jordan's head and rubs it (sweet! 🥰)... (I must've missed this gem 🙄 from Michele implying sexual feelings due to the fact I tuned out most everything she said) Michele says her & Jeff would be in the HN room and hit each others' butts by accident and then one of them would run to the bathroom, it was so sexy🥴 ...Jordan pats Jeff on the belly...Jeff says they would wake up and start cursing, they were so pissed...Michele says they would be shivering, it was like sexy time in jail (UGH)... Jeff mentions the hairy pig blankets and the tissue pillows...Jeff tells Jordan that at least she gets to sleep alone tomorrow night...Jordan says she wasn't saying it was bad, she likes it (sleeping with Jeff), she's used to it...Michele offers to sleep with Jordan...Jordan says yuck or yuhh (can't tell)...Jeff laughs...Michele says please, she just wants someone to cuddle with...Jordan says she'd wake up in the middle of the night and Lydia would be rubbing her arm, sometimes it felt good so she never said anything...Jeff says "f**k yeah". Jordan says what about that one night she tried to touch Jeff's peepee...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she was getting pissed...Jeff says he thought Jordan told her too and he was like Jordan!...Jordan says why would she do that?...Jeff doesn't know, people were grabbing his yoinker all night...Jordan at first was like what?...Jordan hugs Jeff again and then let's go...Jeff says Lydia is probably giving double hand jobs in the jury house right now...Jordan says not with Russell, she wouldn't mess with him but definitely Jessie...Jeff says whatever, it's going to be a fu**ing nightmare tomorrow, he's going to be ridiculed...Michele doesn't think he'll go tomorrow, he'll get a decompression day...Jeff hopes not, he could use that, he asks when he gets to talk to the psychologist? he's got a couple fu**ing sentences for him...Jordan is holding Jeff again and rubbing his chest and patting him...Jeff says he has a couple things to get off his chest. Jordan is giving Jeff the signs she wants to cuddle so Jeff turns towards Jordan and covers them, he kisses her on the forehead, he asks her what? what was she going to say?...Jordan says Jeff always talking about stabbing people...Jeff says he wants to, nah, he's just joking...Jeff & Jordan cuddle, there is rustling...Michele's stomach rumbles and she says it's obnoxious, she needs more Tums...Jeff takes the cover and completely buries them under it...lots of kissing...Jeff pauses, lol, to say he smells like garlic... Michele mentions smelly hand lotion to cover it up...Jeff is distracted but says "what?" from under the cover...Michele says to put hand lotion on...Jeff says he does, it's in his pores...Michele says he's the cooking guy, isn't there something that takes the smell away?...Jeff says "soap?"...Jeff says Lydia's lotions smells good, he loves it. Jeff then says to Jordan "what's up? you got itchies?"...they continue under cover and then Jordan does something to which Jeff whispers "what?...Jordan whispers "nothing"...Jordan turns the other way and says Jeff always cooks with garlic, that's why he smells...Michele says Jordan's answer is very delayed. Jordan looks up in the air while Jeff is feeling Jordan...all over her body, lol (especially her butt 🍑 ) he kisses her face twice😘😘...Jeff & Michele talk about her making garlic when she was on slop...Michele goes to get up...Jordan asks where she's going? Michele says to scheme, no, she's going to go piss...Jeff says to watch for the Saran wrap... Cams go off J&J now and follow Michele into the bathroom!...right when they were getting cuddly! Grrr LOL Goofing around & getting frisky 2:33-2:42am Michele has gone to the bathroom and the cams go irritatingly off of J&J and onto her...they stay off of J&J for about 2 minutes, they return just after the 2:33am mark... J&J are under the cover rustling around...Jordan is giggling like crazy because Jeff is tickling her...Jordan says "Jefffff, oh man that tickles" ...Jordan's head peeks out...Jeff covers them again with Jeff saying "mmmmm, it's over"...Jordan says "what's over?"...Jeff reaches over to kiss Jordan and says "no more tickles"...kiss...Jordan giggles and says "oh geez I got that tingling inside ...on my neck"... Jeff does something and Jordan says "nuh uh"...Jeff says "yes"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "yes"...another kiss...Jeff says "mmm, I quit"...Jordan mumbles something...they keep kissing...Jordan says "no, you can't go near my neck"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan sits up and says it's cuz Jeff tickles her...Jeff says he's just fu**ing around. Jeff says "you"...Jordan says "you what?"...Jeff says "you like it"...Jordan lays back down saying "you like it"...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and says "k, goodnight"...Jeff says "just like that?"...Jordan says "why aren't you going to go to bed?"...Jeff says "you wanna scratch my back?"...Jordan says "hmmm" and pauses...at the same time they both say "yeah"...Jeff turns to lay on his tummy and says "whaddya mean, you don't have to do it no more"...Jeff gets his pillow ready and says "it's over", as he does this Jordan says "one more" and waits for Jeff to kiss her...Jeff says "what?" and Jordan says "kiss"...Jeff obliges and they kiss. Jordan preps herself and tells Jeff to scoot over closer which he does...Jeff says he wants to take this fu**ing thing off (referring to the cover) and he whips it off his legs while Jordan starts scratching/rubbing...cue Michele entering ...Michele asks if they are sleep for real now (umm, if they were you just woke them up)... Jordan says she's rubbing his back for him to go to sleep but she's going to have to pee now...Jeff says he has to too...Jordan secretly smiles and then Michele says another doozy 😑 "remember that time we all slept together in the bed, that was nice"🥴 ...Jordan is caught off guard and giggles (probably thinking she is crazy) and then says "in the HOH?"... Jeff says "that sucked.....if we all had different blankets it might have been alright" (nice save Jeff)...Michele says "yeah" and then says he had a ridiculously shaky leg...Jeff says he's the worst to sleep with, he does have shaky leg...Michele says "it's cute" 🤢 ...Jeff says "not when you're trying to sleep" (Jordan has stopped rubbing and is taking this in, probably thinking I'm gonna slap this b**ch! lol) Jeff moves to get Jordan to keep rubbing, he says "hey"...Jordan says "sorry" and keeps rubbing but then says she's got to go pee real quick because she really has to go...Jordan leaves. Michele immediately asks Jeff "what's the longest you've been in a relationship?"...Jeff says 8 years...Michele says 8 years?...Jeff says "8 or 9 years, yeah"...Michele says "geez"...Jeff says it was on and off but it started in high school from sophomore year but then it was on and off so...it was a long time...he asks Michele where did that question come from?...Michele says she never asked him anything personal about girlfriends and stuff...Jeff says "yeah, I don't talk much about it"...Michele says she knows, it's hard to pry information out of him sometimes...Jeff says yeah...Michele says he's mysterious...Jeff says nah, it's just, he's pretty open but some things...if he wasn't in here he'd probably tell her a lot, lot more about things. Oh please kill me now with this comment 😵 - Michele in a sickly sweet voice says "hey, if we weren't in here we would have never met"...Jeff says "yeah"...they quiet down and then Michele asks what "Jordo" has to get Jeff if she wins...Jeff says he told her Bears tickets...Jeff says Jordan had a pretty lengthy list so it's good he's not going anywhere...Jordan walks in and Jeff says "there's that golddigger now" LOL... Jeff gets up to go pee...Jordan stands still and says "who?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jeff sits at the foot of the bed and puts his shorts on...Jordan reaches out in the dark for Jeff and says "where you at?...I can hear you, are you up?"...Jeff stands up and reaches for Jordan saying "what?" he hugs her, grabs her butt with one hand and nuzzles her neck but accidentally bashes her foot/leg on the frame of the bed causing her to fall on the bed...Jeff says "did you bash your heel?"...he laughs and kisses her back...Jordan moans in pain...Jeff holds her foot while Michele asks if they're wrestling?...Jeff says he smashed her foot against the wall...Jordan reaches out to Jeff saying he does it all the time, every single time...she pulls Jeff down on top of her and holds him there 😉they both giggle...Jeff says he has to pee but he kisses/nuzzles her neck twice for good measure...Jordan is giggling and loving it, the second time saying between giggles "stop, my neck...Jefffff" Jeff shows mercy and stops saying to watch out, he'll hurt himself...Jordan says she hopes he bangs something...Jeff says "I hope I bang something tomorrow"...Jeff leaves and Jordan says "ahh, he's crazy" 😜 Jeff is too negative 2:44-3:05am Jeff comes back from going to the washroom and goes to the dresser to get a drink of water...Jordan tells Jeff that she's laying right where Jeff normally sleeps...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says she kinda likes the way that side feels and with that moody Jeff comes into effect 😣...he tells her that she can get used to it tomorrow...Jordan laughs...Michele asks Jeff if he can leave her some cigarettes...Jeff says he can leave her just a couple but he doesn't think she needs to be smoking...Michele says "oh, shut up"...Jeff lays down and asks Jordan "where you at?"...Jordan says "right here"...Jeff says "why?" Jordan asks "whaddya mean?"...Jeff says "can you scoot over a little?"...Jordan does...Jeff says "that's all, give a brother some space"...Jordan turns facing away from Jeff...Jeff says "ahh, it's so much funner when other people are going home"...they both laugh...Jeff says "it sucks when the game's over...it's fu**ed up"...Michele says Jeff would have had a lot more fun this week if she was going home...Jeff says "if anyone was going home but me it would be"...Michele says she was the one going home if not him...Jordan interjects that she was the one that was going home...Jeff says (to Michele) "that's not true, if you fu**ing won HOH then none of us would be going home"...Jeff is super mean here saying to Jordan "you too, f**kface" 😨 Jordan pffftt's and Jeff pfttt's too and says "what? f**k at least I'm not going home, who cares if I have to run fast"...Michele says "dude, I fu**ing tried man"...Jeff says "we'll see how much harder you guys try when it's your ass on the line"...Michele says "dude, I was totally running fast, I don't have fu**ing huge legs"...Jeff says "whatever, hopefully you guys never go home"...Michele asks if Jeff is serious...Jeff says "no, no, I'm just fu**ing busting your balls"...Michele says ok, she was trying, she broke her knee...Jordan speaks up agreeing that Michele hurt herself and tried. Jeff says "whatever, you guys need two more people outta here and you win the money...that shouldn't be that hard"...Jordan says "could you talk any louder?"...Jeff doesn't like hearing that and says "who gives a f**k, talk any louder what? they don't know it's you two against them two?"...Jordan shifts and makes a noise of frustration...Jeff says "what? am I ruining your gameplans?"...Jordan says "no, you're just, I can't stand when you act like this" Jordan raises her voice and continues "I told you, I can't stand when you act like this!"...Jeff says "act like what?"...Michele says "are you being negative for like a second"...Jeff says he just said he wants them two to f**king win...Jordan says "ok Jeffff"...Jeff says "oh shut up Jordan" 🫣 Jeff rubs his ear and they lay in dead silence..................................... Michele asks "have you planned your speeches?"...Jeff & Jordan say no. More silence......................... Around the 2:50am mark Jordan turns to lay on her back and she places her hand on Jeff's side near his underwear...just at the 2:51am mark Jeff takes his hand and pushes Jordan's hand aside...Jordan tries again to place her hand on Jeff but he turns away from her saying "factory's closed"...Jeff lays on his side clutching the cover... Jordan turns to spoon Jeff, she places her arm on top of Jeff's arm...Jeff says "don't hug me, I'm too negative" 🥺...Jordan doesn't let that stop her, she puts her arm under Jeff's, squeezes him tight and pulls him towards her...Jeff says "just go to sleep"...Jordan takes her arm away to fix her shorts and then she tries again, she hugs Jeff by putting her arm under his... Jeff seems to be thinking and it's clear he's not sleeping anytime soon...Jordan is occasionally secretly smiling...Jordan shifts again and hugs Jeff again, this time putting her arm over Jeff's arm and pulling it back towards her, she holds Jeff's hand and gives Jeff a sweet kiss on the shoulder...they both lay in silence blinking and thinking. Jeff pulls his arm away and clears his throat...Jordan isn't deterred, she yet again hugs Jeff...for some reason Jordan keeps secretly smiling as they lay in silence, lol...just after the 2:56am mark Jordan gives up and turns to face away from Jeff and gets comfy with her pillow, shortly after that she tugs on the cover and Jeff gets himself comfy and adjusts the cover asking if it's ok for her...she mmm, hmm's. Jeff stews for the next 7/8 minutes laying on his side, then turns to lay on his back...Jeff stares upward... Jeff says he’s sorry 3:05-3:16am Along with the loving look Jeff gave Jordan in the HOH room after she offered Michele her nail polish, this is my other favorite J&J moment on the feeds. Jeff has been laying on his side stewing for awhile when he finally turns to lay on his back...he exhales and looks upward thinking...he picks at his nose a little, lol...he clears his throat and looks upward again...he finally gives in and turns towards Jordan, nudges her and whispers "are you asleep?...are you sleeping?"...Jordan mmm's and says "kind of", she reaches back and rubs Jeff's head. Jordan says "you want me to rub your back?"...Jeff says in a muffled tone "no, it's alright, I'll fall asleep"...Jordan says "no, I'll rub your back, that'll make you sleepy"...Jeff continues hugging her and says "don't worry about it"...Jordan says "no, c'mon, I don't mind"...Jordan turns towards Jeff and she touches Jeff's face...they get cozy...Jordan says "it'll make you sleepy"...during this Michele gets up again and heads to the door, just as Michele is exiting Jeff is seen taking the cover off and reaching over Jordan's chest to hug/kiss her but of course the camera goes off J&J and onto the ever fascinating Michele. UGH!! A minute later the cam goes back to J&J, Jordan is now rubbing Jeff's back. It's very close and intimate, slow and deliberate...they know this is the last back rub, Jordan seems like she is sleepily taking all of Jeff in, Jeff has his eyes wide open and seems deep in thought probably regretting his moodiness. Just after the 3:12am mark Jordan signals to Jeff that it's over, Jeff turns to face Jordan whispering thanks...Jordan holds Jeff's head and hmm's...Jeff whispers "I'm sorry" and they kiss. ♥ Jeff lays his head back down on the pillow and Jordan is seen looking up towards the camera and smiling. Oh so sweet! Jordan starts rubbing again, this time even closer to Jeff, she rubs for a few minutes, then tires and stops, signalling Jeff it's over by patting him on the back...Jeff whispers for her to go to sleep...Jordan turns on her back, rubs Jeff's shoulder with her arm and then lays her arm down next to Jeff and places it under the elastic waistband of Jeff's underwear. So freaking cute! (guaranteed she did this many times when they slept, it was just never seen this clearly before) Last kisses before sleep 3:19-3:25am Jeff & Jordan still haven't gone to sleep despite attempts, they have been laying quietly for a little while, Jeff on his belly, Jordan on her back with her hand in Jeff's undies 😊 @ the 3:21am mark Jeff turns towards Jordan, covers them both and cuddles Jordan pulling her body closer to him...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's arm because Jordan says "rub this arm because it's closer"...Jeff rubs her arm for a bit and then cuddles closer to her, caressing her face with his free hand. Very sweet & sad... They lay like this for a little bit and then Jordan turns her face towards Jeff, holds his head and sweetly kisses Jeff's forehead. She then starts rubbing his arm that is draped over her...Jeff then kisses Jordan on the cheek and whispers something to her (inaudible but most likely that they should go to sleep)...they finally settle in to sleep for real... Jordan reaches for Jeff 4:28am Just before the 4:29am mark...while sleeping Jordan turns and reaches out for Jeff, places her hand on his chest briefly and then positions her hand more comfortably for sleep. Sweet sleepy neck rub 8:34-8:37am Jeff and Jordan are sleeping...Michele starts making funny noises and then suddenly yells out "Mom, stop it" 😳 ...both Jeff and Jordan startle but settle down again with Jeff covering himself and Jordan snuggling into Jeff's back...after half a minute Jordan shifts again but still maintains contact with Jeff...he leans back into Jordan but they don't speak...Jeff lays his head back down and Jordan reaches for Jeff's neck and sweetly rubs it for a minute... Jeff shifts and then Jordan settles back down to sleep some more… The sadness begins 10:26-10:36am The HG's are woken up by BB, they putter around for a bit and then Jordan sits on the bed in the SS room and drinks her OJ...Jeff joins her in bed...Jeff covers his face with the cover, constantly shaking his feet. Jordan lays down and just stares out in space, there are no words spoken by them but just the look on Jordan's face says it all. @ the 10:31am mark Jordan looks up at the ceiling visibly fighting back tears. She continues with a super sad look on her face for another 5 minutes or so. As she would say, she is majorly bummed. Just after the 10:34am mark more tears well up in her eyes. Just after the 10:36am mark Jordan closes her eyes and dozes off. Jeff keeps shaking his feet… Last cuddle and banter in the HOH room 11:21-11:50am The HG's are locked down in the HOH room...at first Jeff plays solitaire on the floor near the round chair while Jordan lays in the round chair...Jeff gets tired of playing and lays down on the floor covering himself with the turquoise duvet...Jordan is huddled with her blanket laying on the round chair...they are both pretty restless but do seem to settle... After awhile Jordan starts shifting around more and puts her feet over the edge of the chair...just after the 11:23am mark Jeff, who is also moving around touches Jordan's foot with his to tickle her...so cute!...she sits up and asks Jeff if he was tapping his foot?...Jeff touches her foot again with his to show her he was...Jordan asks if he was tapping his foot earlier?...Jeff says probably, why?..Jordan says that she was like uhhhh. Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to come up on the round chair?...Jeff says "that's ok" and he yawns...Jordan says "come up here"...Jeff says "come down here"...Jordan says "nooo, that floor's hard"...Jeff says "that couch is small"...so Jordan goes and lays down next to Jeff on the hard floor LOL They cuddle and get settled and Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...they get quiet...after a minute Jeff giggles/snickers and says "we have to get in our last one" 😉...they shift around and Jordan hugs Jeff, Jeff softly kisses her a few times...Jeff says "I didn't sleep at all last night, did I wake you up?"...Jordan nuh uh's...Jeff says "I was tossing and turning" 😟 Jeff & Jordan get quiet then Jordan turns again and Jeff spoons Jordan, hugs her from behind, at one point he laughs about something. (mostly inaudible but I think he says something about Jordan snoring last night) Michele notices Jordan isn't on the chair and then puts her two cents in by saying that Jeff has company...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says "drown me"...lots of rustling under the cover, weird noises are heard coming from under there, maybe a kiss, Jeff and Jordan both giggle...Jeff then mumbles something inaudible about being sad (?)...they stay quiet for a long while...more inaudible words...then Jeff says or does something to which Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff laughs and says "shut up"...Jordan giggles. Miraculously the mics get turned on finally and we hear Jeff saying "fright night"...Jeff whispers something inaudible and says something about Jordan putting her stupid make up on time...Jordan says she has until 5...Jeff says "hate that shit, put it on the list!", he laughs...Jeff then says something about being bitter and the list and says to Jordan "you're going to be on that list too"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he's just joking and he laughs... Jeff says "makeup, on there"...Jordan says something about him not liking her (with makeup, it's very muffled)...Jeff says "I like you like that, you look good like that"...Jordan protests...Jeff says "if I didn't think you looked good like that why would I tell you that"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff says he can't take that shit and to put it on the list, he thinks that's already been on...they laugh. Jeff yawns and says "geez Louise", he asks Jordan if she's hungry...Jordan says she is, what is he cooking?...Jeff doesn't know but it's his one last hurrah with sour cream, turkey bacon and avocado...Jeff whispers something and he giggles. Jeff says "what are you looking at?...Jordan says "you"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan doesn't answer... Jeff says he hopes that crowd is rip-roaring, will he get a loud one?...Jordan thinks so...Jeff asks "will there be a Jeff sign?"...Jordan says she doesn't know about that...they giggle...Jeff says "I'm pushing it?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jordan tells Jeff she thinks he'll get a good ovation, she says if Jeff gives her a kiss at the end of the show, he'll probably get a really loud one 😏...Jeff says "you're really looking for this kiss"...Jordan says "I am"...Jeff says "if you were going out, I'd give you a kiss, I'm going to be bitter going out"... Jordan says "so I'll give you a kiss"...Jeff says "but it's not going to be good because I'm going to be sour"...Jordan says "well then nevermind"...Jeff says "we'll see how it plays out, how I'm feeling"...Jeff continues saying "it's cool if you give a big kiss and I fu**ing march out the door like a bozo"...Jordan giggles...Jordan continues hugging Jeff....feeds cut out signalling HOH time is over... Jeff the cook gets one last squeeze 12:17-12:23pm Jeff is cooking lunch for the last time. Jordan is doing dishes. They are being quiet but then Jeff says "might as well eat the rest of the pasta you know?"...Jordan says "yeah, I agree"...Jeff says "might as well make some pasta before I go home and eat pasta all the time...it's all I eat at home"...Jordan says "pasta?"...Jeff says when he goes out he eats pasta with pink sauce all the time or fish, actually he's going to eat a lot of fish...Jordan says "ewww"...Jeff says he's going to send her a piece of fish...Jordan says "yuck, I'll send it back in the mail"...Jeff says "really, I'll fu**ing fly there and slap you in the face with it" LOL Jeff says "I'm kind of excited like I'm going home but I'm not, ykwim?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he kind of thinks he's excited to be going home...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff doesn't know but he feels like he's going home but he's not...Jordan says you never know what it's going to be like in jury house...Jeff says he's sure it won't be as bad as he thinks but it won't be home...Jordan says Jeff will be stress free, he won't have anything to worry about for 2 weeks so it's basically like a vacation, she's sure Russell and them will be Ohhhh when he walks in but then it will get old, they'll get over it and they'll all be friends by finale night...Jeff says he doesn't know about that... Jordan says not friends but cordial, they can fake it, then they can all go talk all the shit they want...Jordan hopes she doesn't have to see Russell in the jury house...Jeff says yeah...Jordan doesn't like him, she doesn't want to be around any of them...Jeff says it's going to be awesome...Jordan says the house is supposed to be so big...Jeff hopes so but like she said it's not going to be as bad as he thinks, it will suck dick but it won't be as bad as he thinks...Jordan agrees and says he can watch movies... Jeff says yeah after 2 or 3 days they'll get over it and then they'll start bashing the next person...Jordan doesn't think they'll bash anyone else...Jeff doesn't know about that...Jordan is sure Russell will says something about his birthday present...Jeff says this is going to be their fu**ing wish of the century...Jordan says to not worry about it and if he starts arguing with him, just walk away from him...Jeff says "f**k that, what do I have to lose now"...Jordan says if he says something to just say that he outlasted him. Jeff adds the vodka sauce to the mixture in the pan...Jordan asks if the colander is out for Jeff?...Jeff says yeah, he's going to do the pasta in there...Jeff hands Jordan the empty sauce jar to throw out saying that she looks like she wants something to do...Jordan apparently rolls her eyes because Jeff says "did you just roll your eyes?"...Jordan throws out the jar...Jeff says "ahhh?" and Jordan mumbles "yeah"...Jeff says "why? at me? huh yo-yo?"...Jordan straightens out the kitchen table chairs... Michele walks by in her dress for the live show and Jordan says "oooh"...Jordan heads towards Jeff...Jeff says "did you roll your eyes at me right now?"...Jordan says nuh-uh and squeezes Jeff from behind and rubs his side/belly. Jeff says "I was like what was that for? I didn't say anything bad"...Jordan then says she's going to take a shower and heads to the bathroom. Last tender moments in the SS room 1:37-143pm In a week where Jeff's bitterness and anger toward Kevin boiled over onto Jordan several times, this next exchange is so sweet and telling. Jeff has been playing solitaire in the SS room on Cam 1 and Jordan has been getting ready for the live show in the bathroom on Cam 2...over the next 40 minutes or so Jordan comes in and out of the SS room...she is obviously very upset and seems unable to even look at Jeff, she packs the Luminous and the White Strips for Jeff in his Big Brother bag so he'll have something from her and to do in the jury house. @ the 1:38 pm mark Jordan does sit on the bed next to Jeff who is still playing solitaire as if somewhere in the cards there is the cure for cancer or something 🤨 He plays for a bit longer and then lays next to Jordan. @ the 1:40 pm mark Jordan turns towards Jeff and snuggles into his armpit, she lays on her stomach with her knees bent, swinging her feet in the air a bit....Jeff puts his feet on top of hers and their legs swing together for a moment...it is almost as if they are holding feet. ed. note: Michele is in the room irritatingly spraying Raid on the ants and just does NOT seem to get the message that Jeff & Jordan want to be alone despite a hint that Jeff gives her to go spray in another room. UGH Jordan seems to be very teary eyed through these moments, lots of sniffling and eye swiping, not even able to look at Jeff...Jeff leans over to hold her for a moment, kissing her neck...Jeff asks "is your hair Luminous?"...Jordan turns and smiles at him, saying "mmm, hmm...in the light?...Jeff comments on how soft her hair saying "it's softy"...Jeff keeps caressing it and says "I like soft things"...Michele giggles and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan gathers her hair and tells Jeff to play with it...he protests mildly saying he doesn't want to mess it up and make it all "bird's nest" but he plays with it anyway... ...gently running his fingers through it. Michele keeps spraying...UGHHH Jordan is sniffling and can be seen rubbing/wiping her eyes with her fingers while Jeff does this...Jeff finishes and says "Luminous"...they touch feet again and Jeff completely rolls onto Jordan giving her three sweet kisses. Jeff holds her while Jordan swings her feet around...Jeff looks pensive...Jordan turns her face away from Jeff and he rubs her hair one last time, she turns her face toward Jeff and says something about his speech (?)...Jeff keeps rubbing and says "oh yeah"...Jordan mumbles something inaudible and then Jeff keeps rubbing and thinking, he gets his leg off of her and looks at her, placing his hand near her butt... ...he starts humming and the feeds cut out for a quick sec...when they return Jordan is wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes and she kicks her feet in frustration...Jeff looks at her sweetly, giggles and gives her another three sweet kisses...Jeff looks the other way and says "I gotta do something, I can't just lay here...I gotta at least win one motherfu**er today" and he starts shuffling cards to play solitaire...Jordan leaves with Jeff looking on... Last sad moments in the GR 1:44-1:54pm Jeff & Jordan had just been in the SS room sharing some tender moments...Jeff started playing solitaire so Jordan got up and left...Jeff doesn't end up playing instead he heads to the kitchen...Jordan headed straight to the GR to be alone and ponder...she is laying down, looking very sad and is fighting back tears... Jordan sits up to take off her hoody placing it on chest to cover herself. She lays back down and Jeff is seen walking by in the hallway towards the bathroom, he sees her laying there.. More sad/serious face from Jordan...moments later Jeff walks in and asks her what she's doing in there?...Jordan says she's just laying around...Jeff puts his knee on the "bed" and says "wanna be alone? aren't you gonna have enough alone time?"...Jordan says "no, you can come in here"...Jeff asks if Jordan packed away her mirror?...Jordan says "no, you can have it, it's in my makeup bag"...Jeff says he doesn't wanna have it...Jordan says she doesn't need it...Jeff says he just needs to look at the back of his neck...Jordan says Jeff is gonna need it...Jeff says "for what? for the beach? I don't need it"...Jeff sits down and looks at his neck in the mirror, looks upward at the camera and then looks at his neck again. Silence as Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan looks at Jeff, their pending separation seems to be hitting them right now...they both look away for a little while...Jeff then lightly slaps Jordan's thigh twice and leans back holding her leg...Jordan continues looking upward and Jeff picks the lint off his shorts. Jeff rubs Jordan's leg looking away and downwards and then looks over at Jordan...still not saying a word...finally Jeff says "what are you wearing?"...Jordan says she's wearing either a bright orange or maybe coral dress or maybe a black dress, she's still deciding if she should go brighter since he's wearing black or should they both be black...Jeff says "like it's, like it's a fu**ing funeral?"...they both smile and Jeff giggles...Jeff says "nobody is dying, that's for sure"...Jeff mumbles something about hoping counting something comes into play (?)...Jordan nods...Jeff pats Jordan's leg and they are quiet again. Jeff pats Jordan's leg once more, smiles and says "must be jelly"...Jordan smiles and says "cuz jam don't shake like that"...they both laugh softly and Jeff bends over to kiss her leg...he sits up and rubs her leg some more...Jordan says "I gotta work out the jelly"...Jeff says "you're good...no worries"...Jeff leans back again and Jordan giggles saying "Hakuna Matata"...Jeff rubs Jordan's foot, he looks like he is about to say something but stops himself and exhales instead. Jordan sits up and says she has hairspray in her hair, like volume with Luminous...they both smile at each other and Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan thinks it's Jeff's hairspray...Jeff says it's hers now...Jordan says "it's a huge bottle?"...Jeff says "yeah, you go for it"...they look at each other and Jeff says "can you believe I'm going to see all those yo-yo's tonight?"... Jordan says "pissed"...Jeff says "they're gonna get their rocks off when they see me, I'm going to be so pissed...as soon as the cameras are off, I'm going to be like none of you motherfu**ers even look at me for 2 weeks, you fu**ing worthless scumbags"...Jordan says she wouldn't start off like that...Jeff says what does he care, he'd rather be alone, watch movies, go on the beach and don't talk to those fu**ing assholes, it's a dream land cuz he knows they're going to throw stones, big time, he'll take a couple but that's it, I'll get pissed, there's no need to bite his tongue in there...Jeff then asks if Jordan wants to do his neck?...Jordan asks if he wants her to?...Jeff says he'll do it but she can supervise...they leave the GR... Must be jelly comment 1:50-1:52pm Jeff and Jordan are in the GR...they are quiet...Jeff taps Jordan's leg and says "must be jelly" and Jordan says "cause jam don't shake like that"...Jeff and Jordan both laugh softly and Jeff bends over to kiss/bite her leg One of my favorites! Last J&J time in the bathroom 1:54-2:10pm Jeff & Jordan finish up in the GR and Jordan heads out, walks toward the bathroom but then heads back into the GR to get a sheet of paper (one that they used to count cylinders), she folds it and puts in on the locker...Jeff, meanwhile, has gone back into the SS room to get his clothes for the live show, as he's walking back to the bathroom he sees Jordan standing by the door to the DR...Jeff says "what are you doing?"...Jordan says "ask them something" (she went to ask if she could write a note for Jeff to take with him, sadly they told her no...) Jeff brushes his teeth and is getting ready to shower when Jordan rushes into the bathroom and sits down on the seating area...Jeff is looking around the room when he says "what'd you ask?"...he sees she is crying and says "aww Jordan, what'd you ask?"...Jordan whispers "nothing" ...Jeff heads towards her and the feeds cut out. (if you look closely at the control room camera 1 feed you can see Jeff lean over and kiss Jordan...♥ ) When they return a couple of minutes later, Jeff has taken off his shirt and is putting on shave cream, Jordan is watching... Jeff says "should I leave my Johnny Depp?"...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "no way"...Jordan says "no?"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "do your Johnny Depp since I haven't seen it"...Jeff says he will, he's just going to show her...Jeff starts shaving...Jeff says the razor he is using is the champ but it's pulling a little just as he says it, lol...he says he only has 2 left, it's the Schick Quattro. Jeff keeps shaving and Jordan keeps watching and smiling...Jeff says he keeps thinking he's going home and he's not even going there...Jordan says Chicago?...Jeff says yeah, he keeps thinking of little things but he's not going...Jeff finishes up shaving and shows Jordan his Johnny Depp...Jordan says "wait, what"...Jeff steps closer to her to show it and Jordan says she likes it, to keep it...Jeff is uncertain saying that is what he's going to do all his interviews in?...Jordan says she likes it...Jeff says we'll see. Jeff wets his neck and puts shaving cream on it, he asks Jordan to grab her mirror for him please, she does and Jeff carefully shaves the nape of his neck...Jordan asks if he wants help?...Jeff says it's ok...Jeff asks if it looks straight?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says "I won" and he thanks her for the mirror, while putting it back Jeff says "you're cute"🥰 Jeff says he's taking Johnny Depp out just cuz he has to do the interviews and they'll says who's this yo-yo?...Jordan smiles and rolls her eyes (in a cute way)...Jeff puts shaving cream on and says "Johnny Depp...usually I rock that when I go out Friday nights with my hat"...Jeff cracks up and Jordan smiles...Jeff says "where do I go Friday nights Jordan?"...Jordan says "to Mimmo's"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "at Tony's"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan continues saying "cuz it's his brother's restaurant and you go with your friend who gets drunk and leaves you"...Jeff says "Nonna Silvia's...what did you say?"...Jordan says "your buddy Tony, his brother owns it"...feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is yawning and Jeff has finished shaving...Jeff says "I have a zit on my nose because I was making fun of you"...Jordan watches Jeff and smiles...Jeff tries to pop his pimple and then he uses the clippers to shave his sideburns. Jeff asks Jordan for tweezers...Jordan looks for some...feeds then cut out and go to Trivia Jeff playing solitaire over & over/ Jordan tries to keep him company Pt1 3:27-3:37pm Jeff sits at the kitchen counter to play solitaire, he starts dealing...Jordan has finished dressing, she walks towards the kitchen and puts her BB bag on the floor by the door, ready for the live show...Jeff looks at Jordan as she approaches him and opens his eyes wide signalling she looks nice, he asks if she wants some pita chips and dip?...Jordan doesn't...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says cuz she doesn't...Jeff says "yeah you do"...Jordan says she doesn't have a speech ready...Jeff says "me neither, not even close"...Jordan says she's just going to wing it, it's really not going to be long, she doesn't have much to say anyway...Jeff says he was going to say thank you for putting me on here (the nom chair) but they told him not to, he doesn't even want to say anything to them. Jeff keeps playing...Jordan puts her mic on near the mirrors by the table while Michele, who is sitting at the table eating, says that she likes the coral dress over the black plus Jordan's boobs are shown off...Jordan says she doesn't want to show them off too much...Michele says they're not busting out, they look good...Jordan adjusts her mic on the back of her dress...Michele tells Jordan she looks good...Jordan says thank you, I appreash...Jeff mutters "you appreash"...a little more chit chat while Jordan adjusts her mic and then Jordan puts on her hoody back on and walks towards the bathroom. About 6/7 minutes later Jordan joins Jeff again who is still playing solitaire...Jeff says "hey"...Jordan says "you done?" (unfortunately not Jordan 😕) ...Jeff says "not yet"...Jordan says "you still haven't won?"...Jeff says "nope, I'm going to fu**ing play til I win" ...Jordan asks if she's going to be taller than him with her shoes?...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jeff stands up and says "close, not quite"...Jeff sits back down and tells Jordan to have some of the dip...Jordan says she doesn't want any...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jordan stands next to Jeff and puts her arm around him and says "give me a hug"...he puts his arm around her and bites her boob instead LOL Jordan says she hopes her "neenee"s not showing during her speech...Jeff keeps munching away like chips and dip are going out of style 😩 ...Jordan rubs Jeff back a little and then rubs his hair briefly, Jordan then tells Jeff that she asked if she could write Jeff a note and put it in the Luminous thing...feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is just standing there next to Jeff who is shuffling cards and being non-responsive...Jordan sits down next to Jeff...Jordan says "I hope you stay here over me"...Jeff says "it's not happening"...Jordan says "if not, I'm going to try my best"...Jeff says "stick with Michele, they're not winning shit, don't listen to what they say even if they try to tell you Michele said something...dude, she's acting exactly like she did when she was fu**ing Jessie's little sidekick, ykwim, with that fu**ing attitude...no respect, fu**ing talking about"...Jeff sighs and says it makes him so sick, he should have finished off those fu**ing assholes off when he had the chance...Jordan says but if you think about it Russell would have...Jeff says "he would have done the same thing he (Kevin) did?"...Jordan says "probably"...Jeff says "so pick your poison". Jeff playing solitaire over & over/ Jordan tries to keep him company Pt2 3:37-3:53pm Jeff continues playing solitaire while Jordan sits quietly watching and wanting to spend every possible moment with Jeff even though this was probably not what she envisioned... Jordan fiddles with her hair and Jeff makes a racket playing cards...Jordan takes a sip of water, she covers her face with her hand...Jeff sighs and says "uhhh Papi" LOL ...he clears his throat...Jordan is clearly bored, more fiddling with her hair...Jordan says "it's going to be so weird"...Jeff says "not having me here?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "yeah sure, it's going to be weird for me too"...Jordan says "well, we just got 2 weeks"...Jeff says "yeah...at least you'll be doing stuff though, you'll be having fun, winning prizes"...Jordan says what if she wins a thing where she can take someone on a trip for a the day, she could come rescue him from the jury...Jeff says that would be cool, he laughs but says that Jordan has to do what's best for her, if it helps her to take someone else, take them...Jeff loses another hand, clears his throat and continues shuffling...Jeff eats more chips and dip and tells Jordan it's good...Jordan says "I can't eat it, my stomach"...Jordan tells Jeff she ate his pasta stuff...Jeff says "that's good, I never made that before"...Jeff explains what ingredients he used, Jeff likes it just like that. Jeff deals another hand and says that it's a winner, they're going to do the show without him until he wins...Jordan continues being watching and being bored...Jeff finally says "what do you think HOH is going to be"...Jordan says "true or false"...Jeff says "you can do it"...Jordan says she didn't do badly on the last one but the toona messed her up...Jeff says maybe she can be a little more focused without him there...Jeff says "where's that 2 of f**ing hearts...it hurts"...Jeff sighs loudly...Jordan continues fiddling...Jeff keeps shuffling and eating chips & dip...Jordan stares at the picture wall. Jeff deals yet another hand 🙄...the silence continues until Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says she's watching Jeff play...Jeff wants her to tell him a story, something goes in Jeff's eye and he pauses to clear it and then asks again for a story...Jordan says she doesn't have one. Jeff asks "do you think I'll get any info on the world?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he would like a little...Jordan notices Jeff missed a 10 and points it out...Jeff says f**k, where were you a second ago?"...Jordan says she just noticed it...Jeff explains how it would have helped...Jeff says it was a good move but it hurts...Jeff asks if Jordan's move will get him to the top? they'll see in the next episode...Jeff keeps playing and not doing well...Jordan says "isn't it weird that they never told us what that Pandora's box meant?...what do you think it meant?"...Jeff says "nothing...I thought it was something to until they gave us our checks...you know?...I wish...buh-lieve". Jordan says "what if Julie said tonight that the person who found Pandora's box key stays?"...Jeff says "that'd be awesome and then everyone here would fu**ing cry because they'd be that's rigged"...Jeff says he's kinda going to rip into those 2 a little...Jordan says to not be nasty...Jeff says he's not, just a little bit...Jeff keeps shuffling and says he's going to give them some guilty feelings, he's going to do it towards Natalie saying that she had a chance to see her boyfriend and her dad guaranteed and she turned it down, she talks about how much she loves him , that's weird and she sided with a guy who's a liar, a known liar and he's never going to take you to the finals because he knows he can't beat you, doesn't make sense to him, but whatever and he was going to throw in something about wanting to see Jessie more but he won't. Jeff shuffles another hand while Jordan says they'll probably all going to get questions tonight...Jeff wants a winner and says when you're having a bad day, you're having a bad day...Jordan finally gets sick of watching Jeff play solitaire 😕 and she walks away towards the bathroom... Jeff playing solitaire over & over/ Jordan tries to keep him company Pt3 4:14-4:23pm Another half an hour or so has gone by since Jordan last left Jeff playing solitaire and he is back at it again, this time after changing into his black shirt and finishing prepping for the live show...Jordan has been generally moping around and has just finished having a mostly game chat with Michele in the SS room, she also tells Natalie she will help straighten her hair. Jordan joins Jeff at the kitchen counter yet again...Jeff mutters "it's fu**ing bullshit", he bitches about losing by two cards...Jordan is less than thrilled. Jeff loses again and starts shuffling again (I seriously do not know how Jordan had the patience to just sit there watching him repeatedly play, he was being so annoying! Talk to the girl will ya!) Jordan fiddles with her hair again and they both don't say a word...Jeff deals another hand and explains to Jordan how he would have won the other time if he had not made this one mistake, he was so pissed...Jordan mmm, hmm's probably thinking I wish you would have won so you would stop playing this stupid game!! Jordan taps Jeff and whispers "I'm going to say something to her"...Jeff doesn't hear and leans in and says "what?"...Jordan explains that Natalie wants Jordan to straighten her hair and she's going to talk to her and say, listen, don't listen to anyone because someone promised you something, go with your gut, ykwim, talking about Jeff, for her to listen to Jeff's speech because she's thought about it and she's ready to go...Jeff says "but you're not going anywhere, that's the thing Jordan"...Jordan says "whaddya mean?...yeah, we're going to the jury house, I think I'm ready to just...go"...Jeff says "no, you're not...alright I'll give my speech and it'll be a I told you so anyway that's pretty much what I want, I told you so motherfu**er and then when she leaves it'll be I told you so......you know?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jordan touches her armpits and says "the sweating is starting", she laughs...Jeff says "let the pits begin?"...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to take her blanket?...Jeff says he can't fu**ing fit anything in his bag...Jordan says something about her bag and Jeff says he broke his zipper...Jeff gets back to his game, frustrated he can't use one card...Jeff then says why does Jordan care? she doesn't have to carry her shit anywhere...Jordan says she doesn't know but she has a feeling she is going, she really does, he might be surprised...Jeff says "yeah? you had a feeling we were going to win it all"...he turns and smiles at Jordan... Jordan shrugs her shoulders and says "yeah, well, whatever"...Jeff cracks up and says "good answer!...yeah, well, whatever...exactly, yeah, well, whatever, I can't fu**ing win" ...Jordan says "you're going to play that the whole time" and she walks away to the bathroom...Jeff says "til I win"... Jeff & Jordan’s last moments on the feeds 4:38-4:45pm Rant- After hearing Jeff shuffle cards for 2 hours or so while I did these last entries, I have decided I never, ever want to hear someone shuffle cards AGAIN!!! Jordan has finished helping Natalie with her hair and surprise, surprise, Jeff is still playing solitaire😡...Jordan gives him a little hug/squeeze and Jeff says "ahhh, you're so cute"...Jordan says hmm? and Jeff says "you're so cute"...Jordan puts her face to his neck...she leans in again and whispers "go to the splish splash"...Jeff says "right now?"...Jordan says "yeah, cuz you've been playing cards all day"...Jordan starts going there but Jeff says to hold on, he gets something to drink and they both walk to the room... Jordan says she should have worn flat shoes because she looks taller...Jeff says he's taller...Jordan says they're going to look the same height...they go in the room and Jeff heads straight for his BB bag...Jordan asks if Jeff heard her talking to Natalie in the bathroom?...Jeff says no...Jeff lifts his bag onto his shoulder...Jordan tells Jeff that he told Natalie that if she changes her mind last minute she promises she won't be mad at her, to do what her gut tells her, if her gut is telling her to vote the other way then do it, do what takes her the furthest in the game and she told her to just remember that Jeff is a strong player...Jeff thinks it doesn't matter but he appreciates it though. Jordan and Jeff both seem awkward, Jordan especially seems to want to say or do more since this is their last time together but Jeff isn't very talkative. Jeff starts heading towards the door while Jordan says "I don't know, your speech could have an effect on everything"...Jeff is practically out the door when Jordan looks at herself in the mirrors and says "if I do leave is this what I'm going to walk out in?"...Jeff says "you're not going anywhere"...Jordan says she's going to change into black...Jeff says "dude, you're not going nowhere"...he walks out with Jordan behind...Jeff says "is my bag supposed to be jam packed?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff walks way ahead of Jordan and without looking at her 🥺 says "if I forget something just grab it for me you know?"...Jordan says "I will"... Jeff drops his bag near Jordan's and sits at that darn counter again to continue playing the solitaire game he left behind. 🤯 Jordan walks into the kitchen saying "I think I have to pee"...Jeff says "nervous pee?"...Jordan says she does that when she gets nervous, she heads to the bathroom. Jordan has come out of the bathroom...Jeff calls her over saying "check this out"...Jordan says "what?" and comes over to stand by the counter facing Jeff... Jeff seems to be finally winning and says "can I pull out a last minute victory after playing all fu**ing day?"...Jordan says "I know! it's our last time ever being able to be in the Big Brother house together, instead you choose solitaire" (you GO girl, let him have it, you are so right!)... Jeff says "whaddya mean, you go in every other room except the one I'm in" (liar! not today she didn't, lol)...cuz you don't wanna talk to me"...Jordan says "yeah right!" Jeff keeps putting his cards on the top decks...Jordan whispers to Jeff that she told Natalie that she can't trust Kevin so...Jeff says "well I appreciate it Jordan"...Jordan says "if I stay don't be mad at me"...Jeff tsks and says "why would I be mad at you? why would you ever think that?"... Jordan feigns uncertainty...Jeff says "I already know you're going to stay, I already accepted it...but I didn't accept defeat in solitaire...motherfu**er!!" (hand signal)...Jeff has fittingly finally won a hand of solitaire minutes before the live show starts...Jeff gets up and leaves, leaving Jordan to put the cards away and feeds cut out to TRIVIA 😢 Jeff’s last moments on the feeds 4:44pm Jeff plays cards at the kitchen counter. Jordan keeps him company. Ironically Jeff wins his last hand of solitaire. He was evicted an hour later... Jeff has one last win… Jeff says "...but I didn't accept defeat in solitaire...motherfu**er!!" and leaves... Jeff is evicted 5-6pm Jeff is evicted from the BB house. It's a tie vote 1-1. Kevin, being HOH, has the deciding vote and chooses to evict Jeff. Some screencaps from the live show. Looking his dreamy self while Julie talks to him... A fun shared moment... Their last knowing look... When Jeff is told he's evicted... The kiss that never happened... Walking out to meet Julie... Julie asking Jeff about Jordan... Jordan sad in the GR 7:05-7:18pm Jeff has been evicted. Jordan is coming to terms with it plus the fact she just lost the HOH...she wants to be alone and heads to the GR to cry and just be...she looks so beautiful here... She is holding in her tears but not very well... She covers her face with the green blanket... @ the 7:14pm mark she leaves the GR and goes to the bathroom to wash her face and she heads out to the kitchen, takes a couple of pills (painkillers) and joins the others again.

November 28 JeJo spotted at LAX for TAR and broke the internet 😉😃

October 16 Fishing in LA JeJo out in LA having drinks with Lance Bass, Jamie Lyn Sigler, Baub, Mandy & others

October 17 JeJo at the Reality 'Really' awards They won Best Duo on reality tv