August 10 Hey lover - we never talk to each other/you hate me 2:05 - 2:09 AM Jordan is laying in the HN room talking to Rachel, she's waiting for Jeff to come to bed...Jeff comes in and starts getting ready for bed...Jordan says hiiii...Jeff says "heyyy"... Jeff changes into his pj sweatpants and Jordan turns her head away LOL They count the nights they have left in the HN room, they can't wait...Rachel leaves the room briefly and Jordan says "hey lover"...Jeff asks "what's up love? ♥ "...Jeff says "we never talk to each other"... Jordan says "I know, I feel like we never talk, do we?"...Jeff says "we do...nah we don't"... Rachel comes back and Jeff says they can have a late night party...Jeff starts getting settled in and complains to Jordan "love ♥ , everytime you sleep, your head comes right here...Jordan says "you hate me!"...Jeff says he doesn't, he's just saying her head comes right there and he feels like he's going to elbow it sometimes, he doesn't move her, he just leaves it...Rachel says sometimes in the middle of the night she feels like she's going to spoon her...Jordan says she likes to snuggle...Rachel says me too...they continue chatting... HN room to the PR - “you still love me right?” 2:49 - 2:55 AM Jeff and Jordan leave the HN room to go to the purple room to get some quiet time together to talk...Jeff says he likes this room (ahh memories of the green room )...Jordan says they can get sleepy in there...Jeff says it's pretty bright in there too and asks why she's over there? but Jordan doesn't hear him...Jeff says he'd sleep with the lights on in there (over the HN room)...Jordan gets up to close the door...they start talking game...Jordan suggests to Jeff that tomorrow they should have a talk with Lawon to explain the reasons that they're keeping Rachel just in case he does come back he won't feel they're against him...Jeff says Jordan can talk to him because he never talks game with him...Jordan thinks it would be a nice gesture...Jeff says for her to say that to him but if they're outside with him, he'll say something, it's a good idea...Jordan says she's going to open the door again... Jordan says she would've been out at 11:30, she was tired...Jeff says he'd rather stay up tonight than tomorrow night...Jordan says she just didn't want to talk and wake everybody up...Jeff says "plus we never talk anyway"...Jordan says "we don't"...Jeff says it's because everyone is always around...Jordan says "I know"... Jordan says "you still love me right?"...Jeff with a big smile says "no"...Jordan says "stop"... Jeff giggles saying yes...Jordan says "now that you say that, we never talk during the day"...Jeff says it's because there's people always around and then when they go to do something she says she's going to workout and then when he gets in the pool she goes to lay out, she's always doing the opposite...Jordan says it's good for now because they're interacting... PR - game/food/comps talk 2:55 - 3:15 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they're talking about how they never talk to each other because others are always around and Jordan is on Rachel "watch", it's a 24 hour job...Jordan says she has to keep her in check...Jordan complains about how Rachel is so chatty and annoying...Jeff says she doesn't listen to anything, it's going to be his new saying for Jordan when they get out of there, when she's not listening to him he's going to say "you're acting like Rachel" Jordan says that Brendon has got to be like...Jeff says he doesn't mind, they're meant for each other...Jordan says yeah or maybe he's cuckoo LOL Jeff says he couldn't take that shit for 2 days... Jeff starts whispering game, they talk about what he would do if he won HOH, how to get rid of Dani or Kalia...Jeff starts explaining his thoughts on what he'll do if he wins...Jordan zones out and Jeff says "you wanna listen or not?"...Jordan says she's listening...Jeff tells Jordan his thought process on trying to get rid of Dani with a backdoor plan...Jordan says ok... Jeff sneezes and Jordan says "bless you" Jordan changes topics...she wants to know what he wants to eat on Thursday LOL Jeff wants a steak... Jordan says "with a salad?" (she's obsessed with salad! LOL) ...Jeff wants a hamburger too, someone said something about a pita (that was Jordan) with cheese, that would be good or he could make Chicken Parmesan...Jordan says that would be good, she's also craving a ham sandwich with chips (another food item she's obsessed with ) Jeff wants rice cakes with cheese...Jordan says the bread (from the comp) with stuff to dip it in...Jeff says they ate all of it... Jordan reverts back to game talk, she says she gets what Jeff is saying...Jordan goes outside the door to check if anyone is out there listening...back to the Dani backdoor plan game talk...Jordan gets what Jeff is saying...Jeff wants Shelly or Rachel to win, he wants Shelly to do something, they don't think Adam would make a move, he's too scared...Jordan giggles about Jeff still having his yellow bandana on...Jeff says his eyes hurt and he thinks it might block the light a bit...back to game talk about Dani and Kalia...Jeff says if Lawon goes home, they'll be the last couple left in the house...Jordan knows and says that would be so good but since they are a couple they are seen as a target...back to talking game... Jeff says he can't talk to Kalia for more than 10 minutes, he wants to shoot himself and Dani hangs with her all the fu**ing time, she's not even her type of person, Dani wants out of there (oh yes she is Jeff )...Jordan tells Jeff to tell Dani the night before the HOH that she's not his target...Jeff says he will...they talk about Shelly and Adam...Jeff says he wants Rachel and Porsche to get into a fight because according to Adam Porsche is coming after Jeff, he didn't tell him directly but in so many words, but regardless he feels likes she is, he told people he's going after floaters so Porsche has to know he's coming after her...Jeff wants to stir up some trouble between Porsche and Rachel in case Porsche wins HOH...Jordan says that's good... Jeff says if they don't win HOH this next week they might as well fu**ing quit because they suck LOL they’re going to win...Jordan says if it's a buzz in they'll lose...they talk about the comp where Kalia won and how they had a hard time with it but it worked out to their advantage...Jeff says he hopes they put something in the yard for HOH, he's good at carnival games ( ummm)...they talk about the ropes competition that Brendon won, Jordan explains how it was set up (Jeff never saw it being on ATWFF)... Jeff says they have to have a comp soon that is fit for a guy, a guy hasn't even won HOH this season Jordan knows...they talk about the ski comp and how hard it was for them....Jordan asks Jeff what Dani is good at?...Jeff says he doesn't remember, he buzzed through that season, he remembers Dick more, he remembers him taking Dani off the block so he won veto not her, she's competed in 2 or 3 things, he can't believe Dick stayed on that banana for so long...they then talk about the banana comp...Jordan giggles about it...Jeff says it would've been better if Jordan never got on and he could just hang on ...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff giggles and says he thought Jordan was going to stay on long, for real...Jordan thought she was too and then she moved... PR - crabby banter begins…misunderstanding 3:16 - 3:31 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they go back to talking about Dani's performance so far in comps and then Jeff brings up the compilation POV that Jeff lost to Brendon...Jordan is lost...Jeff explains and she still seems lost...Jeff says "are you serious right now?"...Jordan says "what are you talking about? are you talking about this season?" LOL Jeff says "I can't believe, am I asleep right now?"...Jordan asks what she's missing? what is he talking about?...Jeff says "what vetoes have we had so far? do you know anything if there's questions?" Jordan says yes...Jeff asks what the vetos are...Jordan starts naming them and then remembers that one, she now knows what Jeff was talking about...Jeff asks what about HOH?...Jordan says "don't talk to me like I'm an idiot"... Jeff asks again "what about HOH?...now I'm just quizzing you"...Jordan looks unimpressed LOL Jeff says is she serious? what other compilation veto did they have?...Jordan says it's because she thinks of that veto as "all games" in her head so she didn't understand what Jeff was talking about...Jeff holds up his fingers to name and count the HOH's...Jordan does...Jeff giggles and says "see? do you practice?"...Jordan says "yes in my head, do you think I'm stupid?"...Jeff says "no I don't"...Jordan says "well then don't get on my case about it, you act like I don't do nothing, I do things in my head sometimes"... Jeff says "because what other veto did I dress up like a cow and she (Dani) spelled the word wrong? what other comp was that?"...Jordan explains how she was zoning out and what her thought process was, she has it in her head as all games, not compilation...Jordan smiles and says "you hate me"... Jeff says "anyways, what were we talking about? you get me nervous sometimes?"...Jordan says "what? good it's just like last time, everybody underestimates me"...Jeff says "you're getting a smart mouth too, you know that?...Jordan giggles and says he will too when he's been on slop for 2 weeks...Jeff whines no...Jordan adds he will if he hasn't slept in a good bed and not sleep good at night, he'll get a smart mouth and be gripy...Jeff concedes sleeping is terrible... Jeff wonders when the FT will talk?...Jordan says she's not counting everything in the room...Jeff says they're not doing that again (like in BB11)...Jordan says Adam & them know everything, she's not counting everything...Jeff asks again if the FT will talk?...Jordan says no (wrong!)...they talk about what might be used for a comp...Jeff asks again if she thinks the FT will talk?...Jordan says no, she doesn't, does he?...Jeff says it's funny...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's funny if everyone is waiting for it to talk and it never will, there's nothing to do in there but wonder if things mean anything...they agree they need to know days and stuff...they discuss what will possibly be important to know towards the end...Jeff thinks the FT will talk (right!) maybe give a clue, it has to, why would it be there?...Jordan doesn't know... Jordan asks about the cards, are they the one psychics use to tell your future?...Jeff says he thinks so, they're tarot cards...Jeff says it would be cool if the FT talked...they talk about pranks...Jordan wishes they could sleep on this (bed) tonight...Jeff pokes/rubs Jordan... Jordan says tomorrow is day 40, 40 days, they never thought they'd make it this long in the beginning...Jordan asks Jeff if he's tired? does he want to go to bed?...Jeff says no...Jeff says they've done pretty good being here 40 days, they have a chance to go far, it's easy to say that if they just win, he needs to win an HOH if they want to...Jordan would feel better if Dani was gone because she's the only real person major targeting him (umm) because of what happened the 2nd week...Jeff knows... This part is straight out of a Abbott & Costello skit, they make arguing funny, total misunderstanding and miscommunication on their part, the thing is they actually do mean the same thing but don't realize it LOL Jordan says they'd be coasting, if Dani didn't turn on them but that's too easy, it never works like that...Jeff wonders if she's got America's player or some shit like that? is that why she did that that week?...Jordan says at one point she did think that, it was real ballsy but BB wouldn't do that the 2nd week...Jeff says "what do you mean?"...Jordan says "give some power the 2nd week"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says that Jeff just said maybe Dani had some power...Jeff says "no, America's player, something like she HAD to do that"...Jordan says "oh! America's player...no, the 2nd week?"...Jeff is frustrated LOL he says "what are you talking about?? it's the 2nd week? do you know what America's player is?"...Jordan says "yesss"...Jeff again asks "what are you talking about!?"...Jordan giggles and says "where they have to do task"...Jeff says "yeah, the 2nd week, what does it matter?"...Jordan says the 2nd week, that was when she turned...Jeff says he knows!...Jordan says she thinks that's too early for America's player, they do it that later on...Jeff says "they do that before the game starts!"...Jordan says "oh! I didn't know that, I didn't know that"...Jeff just looks at her in disbelief LOL Jordan says she just watched last season and they had a Saboteur...Jeff says "besides all that...uhhhhh" Jeff says "do you think that something made her do that? that's my whole point, I don't know if it starts week 1 or 5 or or 10 or 19, do you think that's my point"...Jordan says maybe LOLOL Jordan asks if she should shut the door?...Jeff sighs big...he says "you drive me cuckoo"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz you don't understand what I'm thinking and then when I try to tell you something, you're like huh? what?"...Jordan says "you're such a butt"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "you get so aggravated at me"...they hear the sliding glass door...Jeff asks if Adam is going to smoke...Jordan doesn't think so... Jeff says "huh? what power?"...Jordan says "you're a butthole"...Jeff says "why can't I call you names?...Jordan says "I never call you names" (you just did )...Jeff says she just did...Jordan says because he's being one...Jeff stares...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she's being one...Jordan says to not give her a look...Jeff says it's a half one because she can't see...she says she can fully see...Jordan says Jeff is being cuckoo not her... Jeff starts chopping at Jordan's leg and says she wants to snap her bone in half with a karate chop...Jordan giggles and says she's ready to get out of there, it's too much ...Jeff doesn't like hearing that and goes back to the bone talk LOLJeff says Melendez snapped his leg right in half during a football game, he went to help him up and his bone was sticking right out of his leg ACK! Jeff says it was fu**ing gross, he had to get a pin put in his leg to connect the bone...Jordan says that's really nasty... Who’s crabby banter 3:31 - 3:34 AM Jeff and Jordan continue bantering in the purple room...Porsche and Kalia have both walked by the room and Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks they heard them talking?...Jeff says that Jordan said she could hear the sliding door open (if so)...Jordan says it's just in case someone could sneak out (?), she doesn't know, she's getting paranoid...Jeff says "hear us what? yelling at each other?"...Jordan makes a face... Jeff says "you're crabby" Jordan says "no I'm not!" Jeff says "yes you are, you're like hey, you're gripy, it's you who's gripy" Jordan says "I'm not gripy" Jeff says "yeah you are" Jordan says "the other day you were gripy, you seemed really aggravated and normally you're like "hey, love" and give me kisses and hugs and really sweet, I can't deal with you" Jeff says "so while I was cooking every meal for you, I was being cra, I was being, I didn't, I wasn't showing enough teeth while I was cooking the meal" Jordan says "no, you didn't talk to me, normally you talk to me a lot more" Jeff says "well next time I'm making you food all the time, I'll try to do it with a BIGGER smile" Jordan says "well don't worry because I won't ask you to make me any more fish" Jeff says "I don't mind making you for you but don't call me crabby when I'm helping you" Jordan says "all I did was ask you if you were crabby" Adam walks by and in, asks them if they're in there staying away from Rachel? LOL Jeff says no, they didn't want to talk in front of them sleeping...Adam goes to the bathroom... Jordan says "I can tell, cuz like, that you're on slop too because you were a lot sweeter when I was on slop the first week" Jeff says "yeah but you're crabby now" LOL Jordan says "you're crabby too" Jeff says "oh I'm crabby? you're yelling out during ceremonies and you're telling people off when we're outside and I told you to be quiet 10 times" (he's got a point or two ) Jordan says "I didn't tell anybody off, I just said to Rachel, you know you and Jeff are going up right?" Jeff says "yeah but when you do ever do things like that? you're crabby, don't tell me I'm crabby when you're doing things that you don't do and now you're like "I wanna get outta here" (I knew that bugged Jeff! )...Jordan says "well I do, I feel trapped" Jeff hmm's and sarcastically says "it'd suck to win a half million dollars again huh?" Jordan says "do you have to say that like that?" Jeff says "well do you not realize that? sometimes I don't think you do" Jordan says "yes but it's a lot harder, you know, it's not like it's going to be handed to me on a silver platter" Jeff says "you have to work hard for things" Adam walks in and joins them... Who’s crabby - Adam referees 3:34 - 3:49 AM Adam joins Jeff and Jordan in the purple room...they tell Adam what they're been arguing about...Jeff tells Adam that they he was talking about Jordan being crabby...Adam says Jordan's being crabby?...Jordan says "I'm not crabby, I told him he's a butthole" (not nice)... Jeff says Jordan told him that he was being crabby the other day when he was making all of her meals...Jordan raises her voice saying "you made me fish! you made me fish twice!" (now this IMO is Jordan being stubborn, all she could eat was fish, who cares if he was making fish, he was making her meals regardless) Jeff says he should have smiled bigger, it was only halfway, not ear to ear, so that means he was crabby...Adam agrees saying Jeff should be smiling ...Jeff says he should be happier when he's cooking her lunch...Jordan pleads her case saying "Adam he made me fish twice" Jeff says he doesn't mind making her lunch but don't come up to him and tell him he's crabby when she's the one that's crabby, yelling out during ceremonies and screaming at people when they're trapped in the BY...Adam asks when she was yelling out?...Jeff says when Jordan got her key...Adam is puzzled...Jeff says "that's not Jordan"...Jordan says "see Adam didn't think I was yelling"...Adam says he thought Jordan was making a very good point... Jeff asks "how many other people talk during that ceremony?"...Adam says "I did"...Jeff asks what he said?...Adam says "thank you Kalia" LOL Jeff says "yeah exactly"...Jordan says she didn't direct it at one person, she looked at everybody, did she not?...Adam says "yes you did"... Jeff asks "how many times have you seen people talk during that?"...Adam says "a couple times, but not very often"...Jeff laughs...Adam says Jordan had something on her mind and so she said it...Jeff says he doesn't mind that but he's saying he's not the one who's crabby, she's crabby... Jordan says "no he got mad at me"...Jeff says he didn't get mad at her for that...Adam asks Jordan what exactly she said and Jordan tells him...Jeff repeats he wasn't mad at her for that...Adam says Jordan made her point...Jeff says AGAIN that he's not mad at her for that, she's crabby LOL Adam says Jeff is saying that's not normal Jordan style...Jeff says "right, exactly"... Jeff says "hey Dr. Phil stick a sock in your ass, you don't know what you're talking about" Adam says Jordan grew a pair of balls and spoke her mind...Jeff says Adam is missing the point, he doesn't give a f**k...Adam says he knows Jeff means that this isn't normally Jordan...Jeff asks Jordan "did I say anything to you about that?"...Jordan says "no"... Adam says "this is the new Jordan 2.0, it's like Air Jordan" ...Jeff says "Jordan's going to get a TKO when we're outta here" (fist up) LOL Jordan says she's been sleeping in that bed, Thurs will be 14 days, you're gonna be crabby...Jeff says "ok, I get it, but don't go around pointing fingers when there's 3 pointing back at you, just say, I'm crabby, let me chill out for a little bit" Jordan says "and I didn't mean it in a bad way when I said you're crabby, it was you that just weren't talking, normally you talk and you're always saying something and you weren't talking at all so I'm like "you're crabby" I didn't say it in a bad way" Adam asks if Jeff was mad at Jordan?...Jeff says no, God forbid he try to rest his eyes today for 30 minutes, earlier he tried to take a nap before working out and Jordan got mad at him because she wanted to talk, she left the room and got mad at him...Jordan denies she got mad (it's true! she did! LOL)...Jeff says she did, she yelled at him...Adam says they are almost as disgusting as Brenchel...Jeff and Jordan get offended by that LOL Jeff says Jordan got mad at him for taking a nap... Jordan does NOT want to be compared to Brenchel, she asks Adam "me and him don't even talk that much do we?"...Adam says they do, but not that much...Jeff says they don't because Jordan is on duty (with Rachel)...Jordan says to Jeff "I'm helping everybody else while you get to lay out with everyone and enjoy yourself, (I'm like" low blow! Jeff was just as social if not more social than Jordan this season)..Jeff says then she gets mad at him for snapping... Adam says "would you rather she snapped at you or other people?"...Jeff says "no, I know"...Jordan asks if Fara came up to Adam and normally he says good morning love or something and that morning he didn't, what would Fara say?...Adam says she would ask what's wrong...Jordan turns the story to her and Jeff again saying that Jeff was making her fish and she asked "are you in a bad mood today?" , would Adam take that as her being rude or just asking what's wrong today?... Jeff who's listening intently says to not spin and twist the story...Jordan says she's not spinning it, roll back the tape LOL! ...Jeff says "roll back the tape, you're gripy!"...Adam says they can't roll back the tape now...Jordan says if they show it, Jeff said he was making her fish and she walked up and got out because he said that... Adam says he left the others because they were being mean and he thought they'd be having a nice convo about butterflies and unicorns Jeff says they were...Jordan says they were and then Jeff thinks she's on a different planet sometimes...Adam says the tension level in the house is boiling, not overflowing yet but everyone is a little edgy...Jordan says she is edgy...they talk about the house making you crazy...Jordan says they've been targets since week 1, of course she's going to be crabby, she hasn't slept good and she loves to eat LOL Jeff says "so what are you saying? you're crabby?" Jordan STILL won't admit it LOL, she says "no, I am a little snappy, I will say"...she adds she has been snappier, making comments she wouldn't normally say...Jeff says "so you would say you're gripy?" Jordan says "uhh, I get a little more agitated"...Jeff says "see, a yes, it would be over, but women cannot just say..." Adam says he's not trying to be mean, she has been a little gripy lately +1 for Jeff! ..Jordan says "have I? have I been rude to you?"...Adam says no, not to him but she's made some comments around and rightfully so because she's under a lot of pressure...Jeff says "seeee?" Jordan says "am I really?"...Adam says "yeah! you even admitted it the other day"...Jordan says she apologized...Adam says that's fine...Jeff says "ok, just say I've been gripy" Jordan yells "ok! I've been gripy!" Jeff says "that's it, that was the whole half hour conversation" Jordan asks Adam what she did the other day where she made some comments...Jeff says "that right there...attitude" LOL Adam says Jordan said she was sorry, she's not usually like this, she said she was gripy...Jordan says her period's coming (oh geez!) ...Jeff cracks up!...Jeff says "so now it's not your fault"...Jordan says "my period should be here in a week" (talk about a pre-emptive strike LOL) Jordan says "get prepared people and if I'm on slop a 3rd week with a period, I will be the devil in here, I will be evicted"...Jeff asks where the exit is? Adam says he'll be on their team if there's a HN comp...Jordan says it's a bad combination, she will be very unpleasant to be around, she's the worst when she's on her period, she cries about everything...Jeff says he can't take any more tears...Adam says when she's sitting in the HOH bedroom and bathroom she can gripe about whatever she wants except he's going to be HOH but she can come up and gripe because she'll be safe Jeff asks what the others were being gripy about...Adam tells them it was stupid stuff while playing guessing games...people were just getting mad about trivial things, there was attitude...Jeff tells Jordan that all these games are stemming from their "kangaroo" game they played Awww ...Jordan doesn't really react...Jeff asks if she's thinking about her gripy moments now?...Jordan says no! Adam clarifies that he did like her comments at the nomination ceremony, she aired her grievances, it was good...Jordan says thank you...Jeff tells Adam that Jordan is going to say something to him, probably before they go to bed or first thing in the morning, she's going to say to Jeff "do you think I looked mean? I probably look like a butthole? people are gonna hate me now...you think we look mean?"...Jordan says she did say that...Jeff says no, she's going to say it, she's thinking about it right now... Jordan says she feels like she's been more open and straight forward...Adam says when you keep it in it boils over, you need to get it out, it's fine...Jeff says he said no...Jordan says she feels like she's constantly fighting something, she's irritated at certain things, she's a little bitter right now...big smile from Jeff , he says "yeah I know"...Jordan says she shouldn't be complaining, she's just being a baby...Adam says everyone complains...Jordan says she complains a lot...Jeff says he likes to dish it, air it out sometimes, actually a lot...Adam says she's been more forthcoming... Jeff says "America is gonna hate me because I took this innocent Southern belle and turned her into this competitive ***" ...Jordan says she's not competitive but she started with the HN comp because she could feel the tension...Jeff says it's the slop...Adam says it's also dealing with the "red elephant" in the room...Jeff says that is huge...Adam says Jordan has to keep hearing her bitch and bitch, she has given her all the good advice and she has not taken it...Jeff says that has a lot to do with everything...Adam says she's being irrational and Jordan is rational so it's making Jordan crazy... Jeff says they're getting the bad end of it...Adam says when Rachel is saved (this week) she's going to have this air of arrogance...Jeff says yeah, for sure...Adam says meanwhile they did all the work...Dani walks by and Adam says he'll be there in a minute... Adam asks if everything is alright? they're not going to beat each other up before bed? Jeff says "no, we're good, what are you talking about?"...Adam asks if they can hug and kiss please? Jeff says "we're gonna do it right when you leave" LOL...Jordan says "oh no we're not, he's just kidding"...Adam says he'll put his shirt over the cameras... Jeff says "we're gonna have a 3 way with that sorceress" LOL! OMG Jordan is so sensitive LOL she says "we don't do that"...Jeff says "that dirty whore sorceress"...Jeff tells Adam to make out with her...Adam does something creepy to which Jordan says "Adam!"...Jeff asks Adam if he thinks she's ever going to talk?...Adam says "yes, it's got to do something, it's not just here for show"...Jeff says Jordan doesn't think so...Jordan says "what do I know?"...they talk about the tarot cards...Adam says he calls this one Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden...Jordan says "that's me & Jeff" Adam starts to leave to go play the game again and they chatter some more...Jeff says the purple room is their getaway from the mental hospital...Jordan says it's their trying to get sleepy bed...they say goodnight and Adam leaves… PR - a nice cup of tea ;) 3:50 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Adam has just left, Jeff and Jordan whisper about why Dani didn't come in the room to talk when she went by, she might have been thinking why was Adam in there...Jeff says if it was just them two she would've stopped to talk...Jordan says they can say they were talking about something else...Jeff doesn't care, she knows how they're voting...Jordan doesn't care either... Jeff moves over to lay closer to Jordan and Jordan giggles at how the camera moved to follow Jeff...Jordan tells Jeff to lay over on that side...Jeff asks "why?"... Jordan says "see if this was our bed, we could lay sideways, long ways and we'd never touch each other" Jeff laughs and says "that's romantic" Jordan says "well, you don't like to touch each other" Jeff says "yes! what!?" Jordan says "like at night, you like your space" Jeff says "after the business?" Jordan says "no! don't even say that Jeff...not on here" (too sensitive! geez LOL) Jordan laughs and says "you're so..." Jeff says "anyways yes, I do, after a nice cup of tea, I do like to stretch out" Giggles 😉 PR - TCBY/Jordan is vanilla banter 3:52 - 4 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...after giggles about their bed time likes Jordan asks if he's tired?...Jeff says he's getting there, his eyes are killing him, they're sore, it's the fu**ing lights...Jordan's hair feels greasy...Jordan asks if Jeff is working out tomorrow?...Jeff says he is if the BY is open...Jordan says she doesn't know when they'll be on lockdown...Jeff wonders if the HOH is going to be questions?...Jordan doesn't think so...Jeff wonders about true/false...Jordan says it could be, they can't get tricked...Jeff says he has to pay attention...Jordan says they don't know it could be something else...palm trees... Jordan says they might as well hush, they're going to drive themselves crazy, maybe the twist will factor in...Jordan lays down finally...Jeff says they're going to get some answers and info on Thursday...Jordan is hungry...Jeff says me too, for food...Jordan wants chocolate...Jeff says he'd make a hamburger...Jordan says it's so bad to eat late at night...Jeff says well they can't... Jordan says what about when after you go drinking you go to Wendy's or drive-thru and it's so good ..Jeff says Burrito King...Jordan says they don't have that...Jeff says "TBK"...Jordan says "TCBY"... Jeff thinks of the red velvet yogurt, the stuff he tells her to get but she won't try because she won't try anything he tells her to...Jeff smiles Jordan says "don't start Jeff"...Jeff taps Jordan's head and says "now I'm getting mad"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "cuz you don't listen to anything I say"...Jordan says "yes I do"... Jeff says "how's Sensodyne toothpaste, do you like it?" Jordan says "omg! you throw that one in my face all the time!" Jeff says "how's white chocolate mousse at TCBY? you like it?" Jordan pauses and says "I just like sticking to my stuff..." Jeff says "how's the red velvet cake? you like that?...when you had it after you went there 52 times?" Jordan says "no..." Jeff says "and all you had to do was put this much in your thing to taste it to make me happy :(...how does it taste? does it taste good?" Jordan says when Jeff comes to her house, she'll try it... Jeff says "I don't even want you to try it because it's a taste explosion and you're gonna love it, now because of that, I don't want you to benefit from the taste explosion" Jordan says "thanks, that's real sweet" Jeff says "sweet is when I told you 500 times, every time you go there to try it, that's sweet" Jordan says "I've only been there 2 or 3 times" Jeff grabs her ponytail and shoves it in her face LOL Jordan says everytime she goes there, there's little kids running around so she gets distracted and she just orders vanilla...Jeff says "yeah, vanilla is a taste explosion, there's 50 other flavors in there and you go to the vanilla" Jordan likes her toppings, she likes what she likes, she doesn't get mad at Jeff for liking fish or he likes to try other stuff, he knows that she likes normal stuff...Jeff says he knows she's vanilla but he's trying to put a little sprinkle on her vanilla because he knows she'll like it but she just won't try it...Jordan says when he goes to her house or if there's a TCBY in LA he can take her and she can try it or they can split it, sound like a plan?...Jeff says forget it, he's out... Jordan says he's being difficult...Jeff says kinda...Jordan says "you love me though"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "yes you do"... Jeff says this week has been long, he wants to win HOH, he wants a house comp for food, then he wants to have a party with sushi...palm trees...when the feeds return Jordna is heading into the HN room and Jeff is in the bathroom brushing his teeth, he heads to the HN room too and then the feeds reset... Feel better love? Kisses & love yous 4:02 AM Jeff and Jordan return to the HN room and get in bed...Jeff is in first, Jordan fixes up her spot and gets in...Jeff asks her "feel better love?" ♥ ..Jordan says "yeah, cuz we talked?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "at least we spent some quality time together"...they both start giggling with Jordan saying "arguing? like we always do"...Jeff kisses Jordan and says "love you" Jordan asks "do I aggravate you?"...Jeff says "noooo, it's just funny in here, that's all, I'm just busting your balls...to show you that you get cranky too"...Jordan says "love you"...Jeff looks at Jordan seriously saying "love you too"...Jordan kisses Jeff and he says he has to build a fort because his eyes are killing him... Where’s Jordan’s razor? 12:45 - 12:47 PM Jordan comes outside with her shaving supplies, she's going to shave her legs outside...she walks by Jeff, who is sitting on the couches asks her "how often do you shave your legs?"...Jordan says "umm twice...normally if she shaves on a Monday she'll skip a day and shave on Wednesday, every other day"...she then says that somebody took her razor, they took the razor part and now only has the stick, did Jeff use her razor?...Jeff says "no, for what?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I'm like where's my razor"... Jeff asks where it was?...Jordan says in the bathroom...Jeff asks if it's in the locker?...Jordan says no, she keeps it in the shower, it's a girls razor Venus and you can just click the razor part so all that's left is the stick, she doesn't know where it's at... Jeff asks if she has another razor?...Jordan says no, she forgot it but it's ok, they have these razors, they work just as good (she's pissed lol)...Jeff asks if she's been using one razor since she got here?...Jordan says she forgot the extra ones but it works really good...Jordan starts shaving her legs... Hey lover - picture time 2:09 - 2:14 PM Jordan comes outside after having a talk with Rachel...she walks over to the pool where Jeff is saying "hey lover" ♥ ...she sits down and says that Rachel was venting to her...Jeff asks about what?...Jordan, who has just walked by the others taking HOH pics and Porsche in a ridiculously small bikini, says "look at Porsche, my God"... Jordan puts her feet in and says that Rachel did good, really good, she was packing and asked to talk to her and vent...Jordan notices a huge bug flying around...Jeff and Rachel banter about the bug...it flies near Jordan, Jordan gets up, eeks and runs away...Kalia is taking pics of it, she says it's a Japanese beetle...Jeff says that thing is gross...it goes near Jordan again...Jeff says "Johrdan" Kalia would like a pic of her and Jordan, Jordan thinks she looks bad but Kalia says she has to take at least one...Rachel takes a pic of them...Rachel loves Jordan's black shirt...Kalia then takes one of Jordan and Rachel...Kalia asks for one of Jeff and Jordan...Jeff says "another pool one?" (no kidding and Jordan has worn black in all of them lol) Jordan tells Jeff to get out, he does and says "I'm wet love" ♥ and they pose for a pic He then grabs Jordan's boob Jordan says Jeff... Jordan sits back down while Jeff takes a pic with Shelly...Kalia says Jeff and Shelly looks good together Jeff gets back in the pool and Jordan says Jeff looks all muscular, he looks good...Jeff says Kalia took one of him by the grill and it looked like he had abs from the side with the lighting...Jordan says "oh you were so excited weren't you" LOL Jordan says "lllloverrrr"...Jeff says maybe he should get out...Jordan says "and take pics?"...she says she's going to go help Rachel pack... JeJo feet in the hot tub 8:09 - 8:14 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are both sitting with their feet in the hot tub...audio is still on the BY crew but then switches to JeJo...Jeff says "maybe someone is coming back"...Jordan says Julie said be careful who you evict but she thought that "this" person is coming back, couldn't be Dominic, it would be Brendon Jeff says wishful thinking for them (they're going to be shocked!) Jordan says when they get out of here they have to go somewhere loud...Jeff says they'll bang it out...Jordan says remember when they went to that karaoke bar with Colleen, she signed them up, she was so wasted...Jordan says maybe someone is coming back because they haven't done goodbye messages...Jeff says maybe when they come back then that's jury (ding! ding!) Palm trees...Jordan says she still looks tanned, Jeff's real tan...Jeff says "you're tan"...palm trees... ...they start talking about laundry...Jeff says that hammock (?) was so sweet...Jordan says she knows, she might go lay down...Jeff asks if she wants to lay down?...Jordan says "yeah I could do that"...they both say "let's go" and they leave to go to the HN room... HN room - bashing & ½ way party 8:15 - 8:36 PM Jeff and Jordan go to the HN room to be alone and talk...they're happy they got the halfway party so they could eat...Jordan says that last night Jeff rolled around like 10 times...Jeff says he knows, he heard Jordan laugh at one point...Jordan says you heard me?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff complains about the beach scene Rachel made, if ants show up Shelly will kill her...Jordan says Shelly was getting heated... Jeff says he was going bonkers last night...Jordan says he was rolling over and over, was he going to settle...Jeff says he thought she was laughing at his fort...they talk about Jeff's shirts on the bed being clean or dirty...Jeff says that was a good break in the action (halfway party)...they start talking about the others, how they gossip...Jordan says they remind her of how Natalie was, she hopes she gets to pick someone to put on slop...they hope Porsche gets it...Jeff says he's going to make the best 7 day, breakfast lunch & dinner menu he has, the best she's ever seen...Jordan says she's kind of bitchy...Jeff agrees and they agree she's spoiled...they say Dani thinks she doesn't have to do anything, she thinks the star of the show, she has a big head, she thinks everyone is scared of her...Jordan says if she wins HOH she's going to straight up put Dani up... They start talking about the 3 witches and their behavior...Jordan thinks Kalia is spoiled too, they wonder what Kalia does for work and how she has so much free time...Jordan says she's 31 but she tells people she's 27...Jeff doesn't get it, who cares?...Jeff says "yes, I love bashing parties, who else "...Jordan says they sound bad...Jeff says they have to get it out...Jordan says those are her 3 people... Jeff and Jordan try to figure out who is bringing info over to the other side...they are suspicious of Adam...Jeff thinks he's on their side but he's just scared, he wants him to stand up, he's nervous...Jeff says that Porsche is voting for Rachel to stay, they talk about that...Jordan says that Rachel told her not to trust Shelly or Adam, trust her...Jeff says it's ok, Brendon told Rachel to say that, they don't trust them...Jeff says he trusts Brenchel at this point, they're putting on a pretty good show and if he got got what is he going to do? he can't start a new plan Jeff says Adam is making up alliance names for final 4...they realize they're stuck between the two alliances...Jeff says Adam likes the attention...Jordan wonders if Adam would flip? she's 50/50 on him...palm trees...they talk about if Jeff leaves and if "they" flip they flip...Jeff says he has to keep winning vetoes, he'll worry about when it happens, he thinks they're on the right track, it's just the twist, something is up with the jury for sure... Jordan asks when Jeff used the Coup D'Etat did they make them all pack their stuff? she wants to say they did...Jeff says no because they didn't know which week he'd use it and BB packed Jessie's stuff...Jordan says that's right...Jeff says all of them pack their stuff?? for 3 weeks??...Jordan says nevermind...Jeff asks if she wouldn't remember something like that?...Jordan says she thought she remembered it, for some reason she thought that...Jeff asks how many times she went on the block?...Jordan says 3...Jeff says those are the 3 weeks of packing she's thinking of... Jordan says she's full, she should've stopped at 2 pieces of pizza but it was so good...Jeff says whatever, if he was on regular food he would've...palm trees...they get quiet...Jordan says "goodnight"...Jeff says noooh...they kiss...Jeff doesn't want Jordan to go to sleep, he wants to too but then they're dead...Jeff says he feels like he does at Thanksgiving after you eat and you just want to be lazy on the couch while watching football, you just want to pass out...Jordan says if they were in the purple room they'd both be out...Jeff says it's so nice they ate, they'd both be crabby...Jeff says everyone is telling him he lost weight, his swim trunks were falling off...Jordan says she knows, he loses weight so fast...Jeff says he can do both, lose or drop a bunch...palm trees... They talk about the twist and jury again or if Brendon came back, they're just speculating...Jeff says this light is killing his eyes...Rachel comes in asking what's going on...Jeff says they're dissecting everything to death, the twist, Brendon maybe coming back...Rachel says don't say that, she would freak out They speculate on the twist is because they're on lockdown...palm trees...Jeff's guess is bang on here...he says that Brendon would come back and battle Lawon (who'd be evicted) to come back in the house and that would be jury...Jeff is called to the DR...Jeff says "maybe I'm onto something"...Jeff says the other option would be Lawon having to do something by himself and if he gets knocked out, America gets a jury vote...they talk about Dani shitting her brick, die, if Brendon came back and Lawon was evicted...Jeff leaves saying that Rachel could tell people to eat it... HN room - JeJo & Rachel - speculation & laughs 8:41 - 8:50 PM Feeds return from palm trees just after the 8:41pm mark...Jeff has returned to the HN room and is laying in bed with Jordan and Rachel...they are still speculating on the twist, what it could be...Rachel wonders if whoever comes back may have to be a Saboteur or America's Player...Jeff says what if they come back and have to wear a spacesuit More speculation about the weird stuff going on in the house (?)...Rachel & Jordan think something is up with Lawon, Jeff doesn't...they talk about Dani and Lawon and Rachel says who cares about her, she's fu**ing stupid, she doesn't run the house...Jeff says "true dat"... Jeff says "what if I get a note from my opthamologist and he says Jeff can't be in these bright lights because it affects his eyes"LOL...Rachel says that's great...they say maybe he can be off of HN's...Rachel wants to guess the most absurd things the twist could be...Jeff says what if his optometrist comes in the house? he'll say he's the other jury member and here's his note They wonder about jury again, why didn't Julie say they were in jury...they go over the numbers and jury...Jeff says the golden key thing was a funky twist, it changed everything...Jordan complains about Dani, Kalia and Lawon doing nothing, they clean nothing...Jordan says she swears one night she's going to flip out on Porsche...Jeff points at Jordan's face as if to say "no"...Jordan says "I'm not going to"... Jeff sings "Get pumped cuz Brendon's baaackk" Rachel says she'd love for him to come back for 24 hours cuz the others would freak out...Jeff says he'd like to play pool with him in those 24 hours...Rachel says she'd like to do some other stuff with him if that's ok with Jeff? if she can borrow his friend?...Jeff says she has 23 hours...Rachel says deal...Jeff wants to play pool with him and Cruddy, crack jokes and eat endless amounts of seaweed...they talk about how much of that he ate and Jeff says that as soon as Brendon farts she can have him back...Jordan says omgoodness, his farts were so bad, they were raunchy...Jeff says he should do some research on his ass, that's what, he's figuring how fast rockets get to the moon, he should figure out why his ass smells the way it does, get a couple of his buddies to help him out too Jordan says it lingered in their room that other day, she's not lying, Jeff asked her if she farted and she said no...Rachel says it still smelled like farts after he left on Thursday Jeff says he almost gagged when he came in the HN room, he almost threw up in his mouth, he wants to say it was the worst fart he's ever smelled in his life but he can't because he doesn't remember but from memory is THE WORST fart he's ever smelled, he can't compare it to anything, it's like on a hot day when you open a dumpster, that's what it smelled like in the HN room, it smelled like a rotten fish filled dumpster he could have fueled one of those rockets, if he wants alternative energy he should look into his ass LOL! Jordan says it was pretty bad...Rachel say it's so true.. Jeff reaches for Jordan's hand and Jordan clasps Jeff's hand in hers and then they hold hands... Rachel says he blamed it on slop but they were worse when he wasn't on slop...Jeff says "did someone just fart right now?" LOL they say no...Jeff says maybe just talking about it is bringing it back...Rachel says that's so funny... They get a little quiet...Jordan says that she wants to go to sleep...Jeff says she can't...Jordan says no, she's staying awake for DR's, she wants to be called first...they talk about Porsche and if she's going to vote for Rachel to stay...Rachel tells JeJo her conversation with Porsche...Jordan says "so the votes are going to go 5-1?"...Rachel says she guesses, they'll see... Holding hands/ boob grab 8:50 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...JeJo are holding hands and talking about the potential votes...during this Jordan lets go of Jeff's hand as she's trying to prove her point, she then covers herself up with the blankets...Jeff moves the blanket to try and hold hands again but Jordan sits up...they banter a little about a theory she had and then Jeff reaches for her and pulls her back, grabbing her boob... Jordan tells Jeff to stop...Jeff starts to say "love, that was a..." they start giggling about Jordan's theory...Jordan stays leaning back on Jeff and starts kissing/biting his arm...Jeff giggles saying "oh Jordan, I rip on you all too much but it's funny" Jordan shifts around a little and Jeff tells her to lay her head on his hip, perfect...they continue talking game... HN room - JeJo & Rachel - banter & Jeff giving advice 8:52 - 9:04 PM Jeff & Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...they're talking about Adam and his vote and then Rachel says that Lawon said he had a sugar daddy at home and Porsche said she had 3 Jeff heard that too...Jordan says "what? who says that?"... Jeff asks if he has a "boogie?"...Jordan who is laying on Jeff's hip has the perfect viewpoint to see up his nose ...a lot of booger discussion here, what's it like, what he does with them, where it is, is it gone, it's gross, etc. which leads to trimming nose hairs discussion LOL Jeff and Jordan banter about that as usual...Jordan says she can see up his nostrils...Jeff says she has the smallest nose...Jordan kisses Jeff's hand Jordan asks to be called to the DR first...Jeff says he hates goodbye messages, Rachel too...Jordan says when she did Brendon's, she said at the end in Rachel voice "we love you Brennon!"...Jeff doesn't respond so Jordan touches his face and asks him if he didn't think that was funny?...Jeff says yeah...Rachel asks Jeff what he said to Brendon?...Jeff says he said they'd take care of Rachel, he liked playing pool with him...they continue talking about goodbye messages...Jeff says that you see them in jury house...Rachel says she saw hers when she went home...palm trees... Jeff asks Rachel "Rachel, why do you care so much what people think?"...Rachel says she doesn't know, why does she?...Jeff says "I don't know, you gotta drop those bags baby" Rachel says that's true...Jordan says she has to say this is the new & improved Rachel Reilly...Rachel says "it's Rachel 2.0 bitches" Jeff says she gets so worked up about nothing...Rachel says "I do huh?"...Jeff says he's just trying to give her some advice, the more she cares, the more people care to take jabs at her, if she doesn't care then they'll never say it again but if it bothers her people will say those things right in her face, look at her dancing outside, she didn't care how she looked while she was dancing so why does she care what other things she does?...Jordan says it was so funny... Jeff says "you gotta understand, no matter what, no matter who you are, Jordan's the sweetest girl I've ever met, there's people who don't like Jordan, it's just the way it is, it's just different people, you can't make everybody happy all the time, it's impossible, impossible, people don't like Mother Teresa, so you can't do it, if people hate you, oh well, you go your direction, I'll go mine...you can't worry about all that shit"... Rachel says that is true...Jeff says to enjoy the good things...Rachel says she could be more like Jeff, she needs to take a lesson from his book...Jeff says she does or she's going to have a heart attack by the time she's 30...Jordan says she's doing better...Jeff says he's not picking on her...Rachel says she appreciates it, constructive criticism is always appreciated, she doesn't know why she cares so much... Jeff says he cracks jokes on her because he likes her does she see him cracking jokes to Porsche? ever once?...Jordan explains that she used to get upset when Jeff would "yell" at her, it's just how he talks, he talks very loud, fast and direct, on the phone she'd start crying because she's not face to face with him but then he'd explain he's not yelling but telling her and then she was ok...Rachel says she's learning from Big Jeff... Jordan says she's doing better than she thought she would...Jeff says that's why Rachel is so tired at the end of the day, it's so filled with stress...Jordan says she's been occupying her, working out, talking in the HN room...Rachel says it helps, as long as she doesn't stare at Brendon's pic on the memory wall, she'll be ok...Jordan says they're halfway there...they talk about how much longer they have to go...palm trees...speculation on weeks left, double eviction and the finale...Jeff wonders if they're still on lockdown...Rachel says she doesn't think so, she's going to check.. HN room - JeJo & Rachel - mock BB show/Jeff has no sisters 9:04 - 9:13 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are still chatting in the HN room...Rachel is about to go check if they're still on lockdown...Jordan asks if he's numb from her laying on him?...Jeff says no, he forgot she was even on him...Jordan adjusts and Jeff says it's fine as long as she stays down there, his stomach...Jordan says that sounded weird...Jeff says "yeah stay right there"...Jeff! Jeff says his stomach went from empty to overload...giggles...Jeff says it's always a problem...Jordan says "oh love ♥ , I could sleep" Jeff yawns... Jeff says "how come eating is so fun?"...Jordan says "cuz we're fatso's"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says that was fun, it was an hour but it felt like 20 minutes...they talk about asking if there was going to be a lockdown...Jordan sits up and says "cucaracha" Rachel comes back in saying everyone is in the purple room, Shelly's in the hammock...Rachel asks where they are going?...Jeff says he's just putting on chapstick & drinking water RayChell...they have a little discussion about not flushing baby wipes down the toilet LOL They talk about the food they got for the halfway party, it was good, pizza, pasta...Jeff says he loves day old pasta that you fry up, that's the best and he's going to slap Jordan in the face with a pepperoni......pizza Jordan starts pretending she's the narrator for BB, she says "previously on Big Brother, Jeff and Jordan try to save Rachel..." etc Rachel asks what people are seeing tonight?...before Jordan has a chance to say anything Jeff continues the narration..."Jeff and Jordan are trying to strengthen the alliance but Rachel's going cuckoo" LOL Jordan adds "Jordan's trying to keep Rachel entertained so she stays away from other people" Jeff says "Jeff fills Rachel's head with positive energy then she goes upstairs and goes in the DR for 2 hours and cries...in one ear and out the other...now it's time for Biiiig Brother!" Jordan says "hi houseguests...Hi Julie!...hello Rachel, after a long week"...Jeff adds "after positive speech and Jeff wasting all of his energy on you, you seem to dismiss it about 10 seconds after he does it, why do you do that?" Rachel voice by Jeff "I dunno Julie...I just wanna say HI BRENNON!"...Jordan says "now Jeff let me turn to you...you seem to be a little impatient at times with Rachel" 😂 Jeff adds that Julie continues questioning Jeff on how his speeches don't seem to be taking...Jordan says "how do you feel about that Jeff?"...Jeff leaves that one alone but then says that Brendon didn't leave him with a Rachel "manual" so he's not sure how to handle the situation... Rachel asks what should she say on her speech tomorrow?...Jeff says "tell them to suck it bitches"...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff asks if they are on live TV?...Jordan says no...they banter and Jeff pulls Jordan down with a scissor leg hold and tickles her mercilessly He lets go and Jordan says Stop! she hates that because she can't do anything about it...Jeff says his brothers would tickle him until he would cry...Rachel says "what??"...Jeff says he'd feel like he was having a heart attack, you can't breathe, he felt like he was going to die, it's the worst ever, how about when they hold you down and spit on you?...Jordan & Rachel eww...Rachel says "your brother's did that?"...Jeff says being a little brother sucks but it makes you tough, then you go on to pick on your girlfriend later in life... Jordan says that Rachel said "Jeff doesn't have any sisters does he?" and she said no...Jeff brings up what happened the other night saying "Rachel, where you going with that? you look like yammahamma...JEFFF!! you don't have any sisters do you? and then you leave and Jordan's like (slap!) what are you talking like that for? I was like, just cracking a joke, relax! everything is so fu**ing kooky in here"... Rachel says "I'm glad I have Jordan" ☺️ They continue to mock narrate the BB show...Jeff says "what if they're like, you and Lawon have to battle it out in the yard, but first to see Brennon, you have to get through Lawon"...Rachel says he would be dead...Jeff adds that they have to have a dance-off LOL HN room - JeJo & Rachel - chatter & Jedi drilling 9:13 - 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel continue chatting in the HN room...Jordan has gotten up and is showing them how Rachel was walking around the BY before the veto comp...Rachel says she was so pumped...Jordan says Rachel looked like she was ready to kill somebody....Rachel says she was...Jordan sits back down...they continue talking a little game and then Jordan asks if they think that people will be rooting for them?...Jeff says "she says this every day"...Rachel says "do you?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what they're thinking, maybe they think we're huge losers, who knows?... Jordan thinks that, everybody likes Dick so they're probably cheering for Dani to win...Jeff issure somebody likes them that's all that matters...Rachel says they like Dick but not Dani...Jordan says she didn't watch their season so she doesn't know what people thought...Rachel says PT and Brendon got loud yells (from the studio audience)...Jeff says "how loud do you think the yell would be for Vit Tan Don?" Jordan says "really loud" Rachel asks if anyone has ever gotten booed?...Jeff says no, they wouldn't allow it, even if you were a dick, someone's gonna like you or someone's gonna hate you...in this game...Rachel says in life too... Jordan says it made her mad that the 3 of them (K/D/P) drank the bottle of wine without sharing...Jeff and Rachel say they had 2 beers each...Jeff says Jordan should've asked for some...Jordan says it's more the principle of it...Jeff says exactly, that's why she should've asked...Jeff says he was happy with his beer, it was the party, everyone should have something... Jordan wonders how that show Expedition Impossible is doing...Jeff wonders how Around the World is doing, he's curious...Jordan says she saw 1 episode before leaving for BB, it was like TAR but they do crazier stuff, it was good...Jordan asks how old Parvati is?...Jeff says he wants to says 26, 7, 8, something like that...Rachel wants to jedi drill since they're not on lockdown...they do for a long while... HN room - Jeff teases Jordan 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are jedi drilling in the HN room...they're doing questions and answers about the veto comps...Jeff asks "who put their bricks vertical?" they giggle and Jordan says "Jordan!" Jordan snuggles back into Jeff while Jeff asks "who built a house sideways"...Jeff goes to get up and says "hold on love ♥ I'll snuggle when I come back"...Rachel keeps asking questions… Jeff comment by the hot tub 9:38 PM Jordan and Rachel head outside to soak their feet in the hot tub...Jeff and Adam come out as well to have a smoke...Jordan has her bikini bottoms on so she's going to dip in without getting her top and hair wet, she gets in...Jeff makes a comment about Jordan over in the peanut gallery that is inaudible...Rachel giggles and Jordan sarcastically says “what? it looks funny? thanks”/sarcasm JeJo hammock date 11:22 - 11:33 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with most of the HG's...Jordan, who has been in the DR doing goodbyes, walks outside...Jeff who is clearly bored, seems relieved to see her, he says "Johrdan"...he repeats "Johrdan, you wanna go lay down somewhere?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "you wanna go in the hammock?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says yay!...Kalia says "hammock date"...they head to the hammock... Feeds go off of them until 11:24pm Cam 3/4 Jeff and Jordan watch Rachel who is doing her daily hello to Brendon via cam. The cameras turn to JeJo though Jordan tells Jeff that in the DR they asked her if there was anything that made her think of Rachel (she was in there filming goodbyes for her & Lawon)...Jordan says glitter, sequins, Rachel's dancing made her look like a stripper but they better not show that Jordan lets Jeff know she has her retainer in and she loves her jacket, it's comfy...they both have their hoods up...Jeff says it looks good on her... Jordan says it feels good tonight, Jeff agrees and says "what if there was a little fire here?"...Jordan would love it...Jeff looks sleepy/relaxed...Jordan asks "so, what's up?"...Jeff says "zero"...Jordan asks if she missed anything?...Jeff nods no "same old, same old"...Jeff says he hasn't showered and he still has oil on him, he's such a dirtball...Jordan says he can shower tomorrow...Jeff says "f**k that cold shower"...Jordan says it's hard in the morning, she's already washed her hair now she can just rinse her body & shave her legs... Jeff says it's so crisp (out)...Jordan says Porsche was already in bed...Jeff says "for awhile"...Jordan notices an ant in Jeff's hat...Jeff says it's ok, to leave it, there are ants everywhere...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan is too...they are both not too hungry...Jordan has dry mouth though, Jeff has it too and she wonders if it's from the garlic...they talk about the garlic bread being good for paninis and how the others were cooking a feast while they're HN's...some fart talk ensues LOL... Jordan starts secret smiling and Jeff asks her what she's laughing at?...Jordan says nothing but keeps inner giggling...Jeff wants to know...Jordan says she's thinking about Rachel and how awkward she is, her dance moves...Jeff says she dances off the beat and demonstrates a little...Jordan says she just does it...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's hilarious...Jeff says it's the best...Jeff reiterates she doesn't care and that's what's funny, that she does care (about her image now)...Jordan says her dances moves were so funny...Jeff says it was fu**ing hilarious when they were all doing the eletric slide and Rachel was off step with the others...Jordan says she really is nice...Jeff says she is nice, she just needs to get over the other stuff...Jordan says the obsession and "other stuff"...Jeff says then she is funny...Jordan says she's sure outside the house if they went out with her & Brendon for drinks they'd be funny...Jeff says he'd go out with them...Jordan says Brendon would be funny, Jeff agrees saying he'd be hilarious...Jordan giggles about him saying "oh yeah, big booty" and his head shake... Jordan talks a little about her DR goodbye to Rachel, it was "B" in there (Brandie?), she said thanks to Rachel for keeping her safe...palm trees...

August 9 JeJo hammock time continues 12 - 12:27 AM Jeff & Jordan continue talking in the hammock about Shelly...Jordan says she's so nice, she's like the mom away from home type...Jeff says she's good...Jordan mentions that the cushions (from the outside couch) get moist at night and then they're smelly, she feels gross sitting on them because they make her pants smell like it, Jeff says they stink...Jordan can't wait to get her bed back...Jeff wants it to be dark...Jordan says on Thursday it will be 14 days for her (being a HN) but they still have to sleep in there the extra night...Jeff asks "what if we win HOH?"...Jordan says "oh, well I guess then it doesn't matter"... Jordan thinks she's getting irritable because she didn't sleep well last night...Jeff says he didn't sleep good at all yesterday...Jordan says "you" (as in people in general) get irritable when you don't really sleep...Jeff assumes she's talking about him lol and says "who?"...Jordan ignores and says she's getting her period in less than a week she thinks... A plane flies overhead and Jordan says she bet she flew over this way...Jeff says no, it's to Burbank (airport)...Jeff says it would be cool to fly overhead and see but he doesn't think they keep the lights on when there's no one in the house...Jordan agrees and says it would be cool if they transformed the BY into a haunted house, it would be creepy, scary... Jeff says "I can't believe we're back here again" Jordan says she knows, it's so weird...Jordan asks if there has been anybody that has come back a 3rd time?...Jeff doesn't think so cuz there's only been all-stars...Jordan says she couldn't do a 3rd time, she'd be so stressed out, it just takes so much out of you, the game...palm trees...Jeff says they have to do good, they both agree that they're doing good so far...Jeff says it's hard but if they can get Daniele out they'll feel so much better...Jordan agrees...Jeff rants a little about Porsche saying that he knows "that loser" wants to put them up and that she's going to get in his way Jordan says that Julie said the twists are far from over so it should get exciting... Jeff says that side just lost a vote...Jordan says she asked Rachel if she made a deal with Kalia to put up Lawon (of all people), why didn't she put up her or Adam...Jeff says it doesn't make any sense...Jordan says Kalia should've just put up Rachel & a floater the first time, she doesn't understand why she did that... Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff, he's gassy Jeff says he doesn't know, he didn't eat anything spicy, just fish and coffee LOL gross Jordan gets grossed out thinking about the food comp, that drink...Jeff says his was fine, it tasted really salty...Jordan says he & Rachel did good, she should've just said sauerkraut...they discuss the food comp and the confusion over the sauerkraut situation during the comp, Jeff says he wasn't pissed at Jordan at all (they sure seem to have these issues during food comps, flashback to BB11 LOL) Jordan says she thought for sure Daniele would give her liver but she didn't...Jeff laughs about the fact Jordan gave her the liver... Jeff thinks "the fu**ing loser" is listening and then she'll run and tell everything...Jordan keeps talking about the food comp and they continue discussing...Jeff says that "she" (Porsche) is guaranteed to go upstairs and tell them that they are in the hammock now talking...Jordan changes the subject, she asks Jeff if he knows what would be good right now?...Jeff says "crab legs" duh lol...Jordan says for him yes, with butter sauce...Jeff says he needs a little butter, he's losing weight...Jordan says she can tell by his bathing suit...Jeff asks if it's cuz it's falling off?...Jordan says no, he's just more cut, she can see his abs...Jeff says "yay! they're coming back", he always loses weight in there...Jordan says "yeah you do"...Jordan says he looks good, he looks real good...Jeff says he's also not drinking beer like he does normally...Jordan says beer will do that to you...Jeff says it's all empty calories...Jeff says it's the slop too, he got real skinny (last time)...Jordan says he was too skinny though... Jordan says they were way tanner last time...Jeff agrees...Jordan says all they did was lay out all day...Jeff says they do that here too but not really, he does it for an hour, he doesn't want to get too much sun plus with skin cancer...Jordan repeats that Jeff got real skinny, in one picture she saw, she could really tell, he had his hat on backwards, it was taken by the red room, near the light fixture and Jeff looked so skinny and her face was (puffy face imitation)...Jeff giggles...Jeff says she's getting small, she's losing weight in there...Jordan asks if he can tell?...Jeff says yes, if her boobs weren't jumbo she'd look tiny ...Jordan asks if she doesn't look tiny?...Jeff says her waist is small...Jordan says her boobs are too big (I disagree)...Jeff says she can't lose her boobs...Jordan says the pocket can get smaller...Jeff says Jordan's sister will be like "mmm, she's losing weight" Jordan says it's better to lose weight than get big...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "like last time"...Jeff says her butt got big, he sings a little butt diddy Jordan says with sarcasm "thanks love"...Jeff says "oh shut up, what, did I leave you or something?"...Jordan says "no, you didn't so obviously you like..."...Jeff says "so whateva, I can say it...if my butt gets big would you tell me I have a big butt?"...Jordan says she would...Jeff asks what she's talking about then...Jordan says "you got a cute butt"...Jeff says "I got no butt"...Jordan says "even though you really don't have a butt, it's cute"...Jeff smiles big 😁 Jeff says that right now in the normal world he'd go to sleep LOL Jordan says "watch a good movie"...Jeff says when he got evicted last time, he watched movies, he watched movies with the cop (that Jordan knew), that was the guy he watched with, there were actually two guys...palm trees...Jordan asks if Jeff at that point was happy, well not happy but kind of (relieved)...Jeff says no, he thought he made one wrong move otherwise he thought he would've won, anything could've happened though, nothing was guaranteed but he just thought in the jury house that if he got that veto(he might've won)...Jordan says if it had been Russell & Michele vs her & Jeff they would've been in tough, she didn't think he made a mistake (getting out Russell)...Jeff says that everyone thinks he got tricked, he didn't, he didn't want Russell there, he should've won that veto, he goes into scenarios but whatever it's over, Jordan won and it worked out perfect. J&J think about making it to F2, Jordan says even if they make it to F4 it would be wow...brief palm trees...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks people hate them this year? do they look crabby?...Jeff says no, no one else is doing anything...Jordan feels she bashes a lot...Jeff feels that he does that all the time, even last time but maybe it's worse this year...Jordan says she's embarassed how she acted the other day, she was so mad...Jeff says during noms?...Jordan explains why she says what she said...Jeff says she wasn't the replacement though and that normally people don't say anything then...Jordan says she had to say something, it was on the tip of her tongue...Jeff doesn't care she said it, it's good she did...Jeff farts Jordan says he needs a butt plug...Jeff says he was farting every 5 minutes over there...Jordan wonders what her mom is thinking...they discuss how her mom, Jana & her grandpa will react...Jeff says they'll say he is rubbing off on the sweet little country girl... Jordan says she was having a breakdown that day...Jeff says they all were except him and he was the nominee...Jeff says he kinda did, he snapped on Kalia...Jordan says Jeff was sweet, he talked to her and made her feel a lot better Jeff doesn't care he's on slop...Jordan says it's the principal of the thing, he & Rachel tied the comp and she lost it for their team...they wonder what next week's food comp will be...Jordan says if she's on slop one more week she'll die...Jeff agrees but says he'll take it for her...Jordan says no, she's just being a baby and complaining...Jeff just doesn't want the room, he hates it...Jordan giggles about Jeff being sweet and laying with her in the room to wake up and find out he was gone LOL Jeff says it's because he didn't want to take the chance he'd be in there the next week, he did leave her the good blanket though lol they banter a little about this with Jeff throwing out a Rapunzel analogy ..they talk about the taking 2 weeks of slop situation that happened during the veto...they talk about Porsche and how sometimes at certain angles she looks like Jordan especially with her hair in a ponytail...Jeff says she has a big booty, she eats cookies too like Jordan did last time...Jordan says "Jayeffff"... Jeff says "what? why is that bad?" (men! lol) Jeff says "she does"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff wants to know who Jordan is saying "Jeff" about, making fun of her or Jordan?...Jordan lets it go...Jordan says she only ate cookie dough one time...Jeff has too...Jordan says she stress eats...they talk about food LOL...Jeff says that Porsche just left to go talk shit about them...Jordan starts talking about BB11 and how she was happy that Jeff and her were buddies (ugh I dislike that term..), even though she didn't know Jeff outside the house, she always knew 100% that Jeff was never going to lie to her, use her, turn his back on her and in this house the newbies don't have that, they have that little bit of doubt in people, at least that was something good they had, they were BFF's and could talk about anything...Jeff says he wishes they could trust people there, he can't believe how far they went last time, they were by themselves, they only had each other, they never kissed ass or switched sides...they agree it was weird...they discuss BB11 a little and say they can do it again, last time there were stronger personalities in the house...Jeff says this season people are mellow, last time people would attack everybody, they weren't scared to cut throats...they talk about Adam a little...brief palm trees...they talk about Rachel...feeds switch… JeJo hammock time - watching their seasons together 12:39 - 12:47 AM Jeff & Jordan continue talking in the hammock about Shelly...Jordan says she's so nice, she's like the mom away from home type...Jeff says she's good...Jordan mentions that the cushions (from the outside couch) get moist at night and then they're smelly, she feels gross sitting on them because they make her pants smell like it, Jeff says they stink...Jordan can't wait to get her bed back...Jeff wants it to be dark...Jordan says on Thursday it will be 14 days for her (being a HN) but they still have to sleep in there the extra night...Jeff asks "what if we win HOH?"...Jordan says "oh, well I guess then it doesn't matter"... Jordan thinks she's getting irritable because she didn't sleep well last night...Jeff says he didn't sleep good at all yesterday...Jordan says "you" (as in people in general) get irritable when you don't really sleep...Jeff assumes she's talking about him lol and says "who?"...Jordan ignores and says she's getting her period in less than a week she thinks... A plane flies overhead and Jordan says she bet she flew over this way...Jeff says no, it's to Burbank (airport)...Jeff says it would be cool to fly overhead and see but he doesn't think they keep the lights on when there's no one in the house...Jordan agrees and says it would be cool if they transformed the BY into a haunted house, it would be creepy, scary... Jeff says "I can't believe we're back here again" Jordan says she knows, it's so weird...Jordan asks if there has been anybody that has come back a 3rd time?...Jeff doesn't think so cuz there's only been all-stars...Jordan says she couldn't do a 3rd time, she'd be so stressed out, it just takes so much out of you, the game...palm trees...Jeff says they have to do good, they both agree that they're doing good so far...Jeff says it's hard but if they can get Daniele out they'll feel so much better...Jordan agrees...Jeff rants a little about Porsche saying that he knows "that loser" wants to put them up and that she's going to get in his way Jordan says that Julie said the twists are far from over so it should get exciting... Jeff says that side just lost a vote...Jordan says she asked Rachel if she made a deal with Kalia to put up Lawon (of all people), why didn't she put up her or Adam...Jeff says it doesn't make any sense...Jordan says Kalia should've just put up Rachel & a floater the first time, she doesn't understand why she did that... Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff, he's gassy Jeff says he doesn't know, he didn't eat anything spicy, just fish and coffee LOL gross Jordan gets grossed out thinking about the food comp, that drink...Jeff says his was fine, it tasted really salty...Jordan says he & Rachel did good, she should've just said sauerkraut...they discuss the food comp and the confusion over the sauerkraut situation during the comp, Jeff says he wasn't pissed at Jordan at all (they sure seem to have these issues during food comps, flashback to BB11 LOL) Jordan says she thought for sure Daniele would give her liver but she didn't...Jeff laughs about the fact Jordan gave her the liver... JeJo hammock time - living together compromises 12:53 - 1:01 AM The feeds switch to JeJo on the hammock...they are talking about how things would have to be when they live together... Jeff says "we'd have to have two, like separate"...Jordan says "laundry"..."we'd have to have two separate televisions"...Jordan says "no, you know what we'd have to do? get the one where you can record it and then after you're done I can watch mine or while mine's watching then you can watch yours"... Jeff says "cuz we have like two, I can't even watch your shows, Bethany take New York or whatever the f**k you watch, I can't stand that shit" LOL...umm, that's not the impression you gave in the BB11 house, you had watched ALL the same shows! Jordan giggles and says the one where he watches the alligators and them chopping down the wood, ok? ...Jeff says "yeah! I know, see, I can see where you don't like that though, that's fine"...Ax Men & Swamp People...Jordan says now, Storage Wars, she would watch with Jeff, she thinks it's funny... Jeff says "listen, you would like my shows if you got to watch them"...Jordan says the same for him, he'd like some of hers...Jeff says Bethany takes New York?...Jordan says she doesn't watch that but she does watch Bravo Jeff says Jordan loves Bravo, if she could get only one channel it'd be Bravo, it's always on, it's their only channel (in Charlotte), every time he works out, Bravo's on, he goes home, Peyton is watching Bravo, Jordan comes home and puts on Bravo LOL Jeff says when it's just him and Peyton he asks him what he wants to watch and he doesn't care and really he doesn't care, but he'll watch for two minutes and then he'll leave, Jeff will come back later and Peyton is watching the Smurfs or something really weird. Jordan, returns to the living together convo, saying it would be television and laundry because that one time she was at Jeff's house and he got aggravated at her because she put the clothes in first and then the water..there were hardly any clothes and she didn't run it the way he runs it or something...Jeff says she puts the soap in first...Jordan says Jeff got aggravated about that...Jeff says she washed two t-shirts!...Jordan knows but Jeff was more about how you have to get it soapy and then put your clothes in...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says that's one thing they'd have to compromise... Jeff yells out to the others asking how they do their laundry, clothes first or water & detergent first? (I do it Jeff style)...the others besides Rachel, who does it Jordan style, say water & detergent first and then clothes... Jordan ignores the others advice and continues on "and then, clothes, laundry, tv...." Jeff adds "food"...Jordan says she knows one, Jeff can't stand that she doesn't put the lid back on the toothpaste (umm is it me or does this seem like trivial stuff?)...Jeff says "yeah it'd be a lot to learn"...Jordan giggles and says they'd have to have two separate rooms...Jeff says yeah, his and hers everything... Jordan goes on to talk about an aunt of hers who married young that almost got a divorce after a year of marriage because of things that they did that bothered and irritated each other (again trivial)...Jeff says everybody is like that, if you even live with a roommate, he wanted to kill his roommates and vice versa because they had different personalities...Jordan says right, they just had to compromise and quit complaining about it but they almost got divorced...Jeff says yeah, it's serious business, as long as you have your own space it's better, ykwim? you have to have a 2 bedroom apt so there's another room or office so you can watch tv in there, you need your own space, sometimes he needs Jeff time... Jordan says what if Jeff & Tony lived together?...Jeff says there would be a crime scene, one of them would be a chalk outline...Jordan says she could see them fighting...Jordan says she's never lived with girls before and Jeff has only lived with roommates in college right?...Jeff says "and out here"...Jordan says that's right...Jordan says Jana and John...palm trees...Jeff says he's sure John just does whatever the f**k he wants and Jana just says ok...Jordan says they end up fighting...Jeff likes their place...Jordan says for how nice it is, they only pay 9 something and they split it...Jeff says that's ridiculous...Jordan says it's real nice...Jeff says imagine if you paid 2G's out there what you would get?...Jordan says real, real nice...Jeff says out here you get 2 bed, 1 bath if you're lucky... They start talking about Jordan's boss Eric...Jeff still feels bad about the time Eric said something to him, real excited and he just kind of blew him off, he told Jordan to tell him but she didn't, he probably thinks Jeff is a huge dick, he must think "dude, that guys get free haircuts and I almost died and he just fu**ing blew me off"...Jordan says Eric is so nice, he wouldn't think that...palm trees...Jeff says he's going to get a hot tea, they should go over there and not be anti-social...Jordan says she's going to put her feet in the hot tub... Jordan the human kazoo 1:02 - 1:04 AM Jordan is sitting with her feet in the hot tub, Porsche, Rachel, Adam & Lawon are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan starts tooting a little ditty and they laugh...Lawon asks if she was drinking coffee (she seems hyper)...Jordan says she did, she needs to try and go to bed...Adam asks how she made that noise?...Jordan says which one?...Adam says the one that sounds like a human trumpet...Jordan does it and says this one? she then goes on to do a hilarious trumpet/kazoo rendition of When the Saints Go Marching in...the others crack up laughing...so funny!! Jordan tries to teach Adam and then does it again to show him how...they're all impressed...she then gives For He's a Jolly Good Fellow a go and it's just as cute! 2 kisses in the BR 2:11 - 2:14 AM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are getting ready for bed in the bathroom....Jeff is flossing his teeth, Rachel is prepping her face and brushing her teeth, Jordan is brushing her teeth...they're talking game, Rachel is convincing J/J that she's totally on their side...Jeff says they're good... Jeff says "dude Porsche's always looking at me through fu**ing mirrors"...Jordan says she guesses she wants his body Jeff says he thinks she's a loser that goes up there and tells everyone false information...Jordan says "Jeffrey, Jeffrey"...they talk about what the HOH comp might be...Jeff uses mouthwash and tries to signal to her True/False with his hands but she doesn't get it...Rachel leaves, Jeff spits out his mouthwash and yells out to her "true false"...Rachel says ohhh... Jeff approaches Jordan with swagger lol and they kiss twice... Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says he'll be right there...Jordan leaves...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Jordan says "big booty big booty" HN room - JeJo & Rachel game talk 2:19 - 2:25 AM Jordan and Rachel have been talking game for awhile in the HN room...Jeff walks in and says "are you guys talking about me?" They say yeah, of course...Rachel wants Jeff to know that she just told Jordan that him and Jordan are the only two people she trusts, she would never go against that and she hopes they feel the same way considering her and Brendon were working with them the whole game...Jeff says they totally feel the same way...they start talking game until Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom… HN room - yammahamma, fright night 2:40 - 2:42 AM Jeff has returned to the HN room where Jordan, Rachel and Shelly are laying down chatting about various things...feeds freeze around the 2:38am mark so go to the 2:40am mark...Jordan is telling the story about Brooke's boyfriend (at the time) who was a cop and how her and her friends would go to his place and get him to give them all sobriety tests (for fun)...Shelly explains that the test they do with your eyes is fool proof, if you're drunk your eye(s) will shake and there's no way to mask that...Jeff is fascinated, he's never heard of that before...Shelly says she knows about this because they did this test in a study group in college... BB calls Rachel to the DR...Rachel says "damn", she's not happy since she has no makeup, her acne cream on, ready for bed...Jordan and Shelly giggle and Jeff razzes her saying "whoa! yammahamma"...Rachel says "serious yammahamma"...Jeff says "it's gonna be fright night in there" Jeff laughs and Jordan slaps Jeff! Rachel says "JEFFFF!"...Jordan gives Jeff a look! LOL Rachel says "gaww, you never had sisters did you?"...Jeff says "no"...Rachel says "man, fright night?"...Jordan feels bad and says "you look good without makeup Rachel, he's just kidding"... Rachel says Jordan has to blow her up for the rest of the year after that one...Jeff says "oh shut up, you know you look good with no makeup"...Rachel says "yeah but I have acne cream on"...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about"...Jordan slaps Jeff again and Rachel leaves...Jeff then slaps Jordan hard...she ow's,she wasn't ready for that one! Jeff says "what are you talking about? I can't crack jokes?"...Shelly continues her story… Jordan can smell it or use it/gn kiss 3:48 - 4 AM The feeds follow Rachel & Porsche who are walking from the bathroom to the HN room where Jeff and Jordan are hanging out with Adam...Jeff bugs Porsche about what she had been babbling about before, that didn't make any sense & when she still can't explain what she was talking about, Jeff looks at Jordan... Jeff comments that it's chilly in the room...Adam is bouncing a ball around the room...Rachel comes in and they giggle at her lisp (from her retainer)...Jeff gets up and leaves the room...he comes back in with his hoody for Jordan and she says "aww thanks"...Jeff lays it on her pillow very neatly and says "now you can smell me or you can use it" Jeff then changes his mind about something, picks up the hoody, smells it and walks out again...FISH...when the feeds return Jeff's hoody is back on Jordan's pillow and they are all laughing about the movie Billy Madison...FISH...movie talk...FISH...more movie talk...FISH...Triumph the Insult Dog talk...Adam gets in trouble from BB for propping the door open, he shuts it...FISH...they talk about the Elf costume and more goofy movie and Chris Farley talk...FISH... Jeff squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says "you going to bed?"...Jeff says "I'm thinking about it"...Jordan sits up and says "ok goodnight"...they giggle about Brendon's gross to and then Jordan pulls on Jeff's arm to let him know that she wants to kiss him...they kiss goodnight. Adam says goodnight...they start discussing Brendon's toe and then the feeds reset... Hug, ear rub & dance off 1:57 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are in the kitchen...Jeff is salivating over Adam's food...Jordan asks why are they all making good food and she's on slop, she doesn't think she can eat catfish today...Jordan sidles up to Jeff and gives him a hug... and then rubs his ear...not much of a reaction from Jeff...Lawon mentions that they're having another dance off at 10:30...Jordan says "Rachellll"...Jordan says that was crazy and then she imitates Rachel during the dance off, she says she's nuts… Yeah, good job love 3:54 PM Jeff, Kalia and Adam are sitting on the couches in the BY...they're chit chatting about board games and then writing out their names on the lawn with shoes...a plane flies overhead...Jeff says "I'm gonna write help so one of these planes get me outta here" Jordan, off camera finishes, working out...Kalia says "good job Jordan"...Jeff turns and says "yeah, good job love ♥ "...Jordan asks "huh?"...they both say good job… Jordan is a machine 3:58 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with Kalia...they are pretty quiet...Jordan has been working out off camera, she puts on a long sleeved shirt and heads over to the elliptical...Jeff says "you are a machine"...Jordan says "I know" and she starts… Butt slap on the elliptical 4:01 PM Jeff is still sitting on the couches in the BY chatting with Kalia and Adam...Jordan is on the elliptical...Kalia gets called to the DR and Jeff gets up to check his laundry, he walks by Jordan and slaps her butt JeJo BR time - gross but funny convo 5:06 - 5:11 PM Feeds switch from Shelly outside to Jeff and Jordan in the bathroom...Jordan has finished taking a shower and Jeff is laying on the lounger eating a popsicle...Jeff farts and they giggle...Jordan is putting on makeup and asks Jeff if he's bohred?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if Rachel is in the DR?...Jeff says he thinks so...Jordan asks what Rachel did with the catfish that made Jeff so mad?...Jeff explains he thawed out a bunch of catfish and marinated it all without asking who wanted what and now he's left with frozen catfish... Shelly comes by and Jordan asks Jeff if she's heard why Shelly is so mad?...Shelly says she's not mad, she's disgusted...Jordan asks Shelly what exactly happened...Shelly says Rachel gave her 2 pairs of shorts that were too small for her and put them on the dresser for her, Shelly says they matched the top she's wearing so she put them on to clean the house, she went to put them on and....they were "dirty"...like no underwear dirty... Jeff is LOST ... he says "poo poo"? LOL! Jordan says nooo...Jeff says pee?...Shelly says Jordan can explain it...Jordan says "discharge...when girls get discharge"...Jeff's face, he's still LOST LOL Jeff says "whaddya mean? like period?" OMG! LOL Jordan explains..."discharge, when girls get discharge and don't wear their underwear somtimes you get discharge on shorts so she gave Shelly a pair of shorts that were discharged and Shelly's pissed cuz she's like how disgusting...do you know what that is?" Jeff says kinda, it's fu**ing really gross...Jordan says normally every girl gets it...Jeff is grossed out and doesn't want his popsicle anymore (how convenient he's finished it! LOL) Jordan says when girls don't wear...Jeff asks if she didn't wash them, are they stained or what?...Jordan says no, you just have to wash them but Shelly got grossed out because she went to put them on...Jeff asks if she told her...Jordan says no, maybe Rachel didn't know so Shelly's mad...Jeff says OMG, that girl cannot do anything right huh? oh man...Jordan says at least if you're going to do that make sure if you give it to that they're person clean, it's kinda nasty...Jeff says that's real nasty...Jordan giggles at Jeff saying "period"...Jeff says oh my goodness BR - Jeff watches Jordan - BB11 deja vu 5:11 - 5:32 PM Jordan continues putting on her makeup in the bathroom while Jeff lays on the lounger...Jeff is looking through her makeup bag and says "Bobbi Brown"...Jordan mmm, hmm's, not the singer...Jeff says they took a risk with that name...Jordan says Bobbi Brown has been around for a long time...Jeff says "longer than Bobby Brown?" LOL! Jordan says umm, she doesn't know, it's a long time... Rachel walks in and says "hey guys!"...Jeff says "hey Bobbi Brown"...Rachel asks how they are doing?...Jeff says terrific...Rachel goes into the bathroom stall and Jeff asks if she was in the DR? that was a long one...Jordan sings Bobby Brown and palm trees... Rachel comes out and her and Jeff start talking about Rachel's DR...they get warned not to by BB...Rachel calls them troublemakers...Jeff says to just put some Bobby Brown makeup and forget about it LOL Rachel asks Jordan to help her put some refresher in her hair...Jordan says ok...Rachel was hoping for a halfway party today...Jeff says they didn't even tell them they were in jury...they talk about it more and get called out by BB...Jeff wonders why BB is keeping them in the dark about jury...Jordan doesn't remember the halfway party...Jeff remembers, they had pizza and cake and people put cake in the freezer because it had their name on it...Jordan wonders if they're not in jury...Rachel says maybe the twist is that America gets a jury vote?...Jeff and Jordan says America did have one because of Chima...Rachel asks if they voted on Jordan for that and they voted on America's favorite HG?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan wonders where her hair brush is? she finds it...Rachel asks who voted for Natalie?...Jordan says Russell and Kevin...Rachel is surprised Russell voted for her...Jordan is ripping through her hair with the brush and Jeff comments how rough it sounds...Jordan says she has conditioner in it...Jeff asks if that's her special brush and it's not the same without it?...Jordan says "yeah I guess"...Rachel says she's the same way with her brush... Jeff starts talking about jury again...BB calls them out talking about production...Jeff says "holy smokes who's on that button?"...they all says it must be a big deal that they're talking about it...Jordan starts blowdrying her hair... Jeff says "see Jordan looks good with bangs" Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks if they can talk about Jordan's bangs? Kalia gets called out by BB for production talk so they think that it wasn't them that BB was warning so they start talking about jury again while Jordan continues drying her hair... Rachel asks if Jordan took a shower out there?...Jordan says yeah, she has her bathing suit bottoms on so she doesn't show her hoo-ha and a bra on in case her towel comes off...Jeff looks at Jordan very sweetly, it's very reminiscent of how he looked at her in the same way in the same place in the same circumstances as on BB11 Jordan keeps drying and Jeff keeps watching...he's getting a little sleepy...Jordan asks "aren't you glad you're a guy?"...Jeff says yeah...Rachel asks Jordan if she's done working out?...Jordan says yes...Rachel asks how long she did on the elliptical?...Jordan says 45 minutes...Rachel says Jeff, look at her! she's a machine... Jordan keeps drying, Jeff keeps watching and getting sleepier with the noise of the dryer...she finally finishes and Jeff says "Bret Michaels would like your hair" LOL! Jordan asks if it's because she has straight hair?...Jeff means that it's because his hair is long and blonde...they start talking about Bret Michaels and Rock of Love and the crazy girls on the show, how Jess was a bartender in Chicago (flashback to BB11 again ) they talk about some girl that lives in Vegas now and some that are strippers now...OBVI! They then talk about the show I Love New York and other trashy reality people and Jeff says "people that do reality shows are fu**ing stupid" Rachel says they are, including her, including them but this reality show is different...Jeff agrees...they talk about the show The Bachelor...Jordan says she couldn't do it because she wouldn't be able to handle seeing the guy she was with saying the same things to other girls...Rachel agrees and leaves... Are we gonna do it 5:32 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff is laying on the lounger, Jordan is finishing up getting ready after a shower...Jeff asks Jordan "where you going?"...Jordan says to get some clothes...Jordan says "do you want to go with me to the room?"... Jeff says "yes...are we gonna do it?" Jordan says nooo...she smiles and says c'mon...they leave to go the HN room and Jeff says he might close up shop for 45 minutes... Jordan wants to talk & Jeff wants to sleep 5:33 - 5:37 PM Jeff and Jordan head to the HN room to "talk"...they walk by Lawon in the metal room, they exchange pleasantries, Lawon says he likes Jordan's hair, later Boo and all that...they go inside the HN room...Jordan says "Jeffreeee"...Jeff says "yes love" ♥ Jordan says she has to find something to wear (in the other room), is Jeff going to sleep?...Jeff has snuggled into bed and says no, is she?...Jordan says no, don't fall asleep... Jordan gets some clothes and comes back to a sleepy Jeff...she sees he's almost sleeping and says "you going to sleep?"...Jeff says "mmm, mmm, why? do you wanna talk?"...Jordan snappily says "I did, but not anymore since you're sleeping"...Jeff asks what she wants to talk about?...Jordan says "just talk"...Jeff says he has to workout in an hour...Jordan says "well go to sleep then"...Jeff says "are you mad at me?"...Jordan unconvincingly says "nope!"...Jeff says "Jesus sorry"...Jordan after deciding to go the bathroom and changing...she leaves.. Who’s sleepy now 6:34 PM Jeff is bench pressing weights in the BY, it's now Adam's turn...Jordan is off camera...Jeff asks her "you sleepy?"...Jordan says "kinda now...putting my feet in here"...Jeff says "can I yell at you for being sleepy?"...Jordan says she didn't yell at him, she just walked out...(Jordan had wanted to talk earlier in the HN room and Jeff wanted to sleep lol) Jordan’s cute skirt 6:48 PM Jeff and Adam are still working out...Jeff rips a huge weird fart...Jordan comes out and says "hey" to someone off camera...palm trees...Jeff says "love ♥ did you change your cute skirt?"...Jordan says huh?...Jeff asks again...Jordan says that she needs to be able to move and sit and she's cold...Jordan wants more kosher pickles LOL Jeff, Shelly and Adam tell her where they are...she leaves to get one… JeJo handshake 6:57 PM Jordan is sitting by Shelly who is in the hammock, they're talking game...Jeff is still working out...he saunters over to where Jordan is and they shake hands Jeff joins in on the game talk... I’ll love you forever/dimples/Jeff is skinnier 7:36 - 7:40 PM Cam 1 (terrible camera work AGAIN!! instead of doing a close up angle of Jeff and Jordan since the convo centers around them they keep it on the far away angle GRRR it's been awful this whole season with cams constantly on Adam of all people!!!) Jordan, Rachel & Shelly are in the hammock...Jeff is nearby doing ab work...Adam and Rachel have been talking about grilling the chicken and catfish...feeds return from palm trees... Jeff is saying when they get off slop he's going to make that chicken parmesan with bread and everything...Jordan, smiling, says "I'll love you forever" ♥ Jeff says he will, with pasta and saucePFFFFTTTSSSSSSSS hand motion Jordan, who looks like a love sick puppy says "I like your dimples" Jeff asks if they're coming in more because he's getting skinnier?...Jordan says "grin"...Jeff says "no?"...Jordan says "moreso on the left side"...Jeff asks if his face looks skinnier?...Jordan says she can tell in his stomach...Shelly says his face looks a lot skinnier, she noticed that this morning (who asked you? 🙄) Jordan tells Jeff to stand up and show Shelly his stomach...Jeff says no!...Shelly says Jeff's neck is skinnier too...Jeff says "I look like a turtle" Jordan says can't they tell his muscles are more defined?...Shelly says you can tell, she noticed it Jeff says he can tell his body has thinned out a little...Rachel says from slop?...Jeff doesn't know... Shelly gets a little creepy, very Michele-esque here saying "I try not to notice his muscles because I'm waiting to get back home"...they half laugh...Rachel says Brendon gets more defined to slop too...Jeff stands up and says his muscles are going away... More creepiness (wth?)...Shelly says "let's see!"...Jeff and Adam lift up their shirts LOL... Rachel is very sweet saying that Adam looks more defined too...Jeff says it's almost there...Shelly says "you're ugly, you're ugly...Jeff don't ever take your shirt off again, you nasty boy" Jordan says she likes when Jeff eats a lot and has a pooch...Shelly says Jeff is skinny...Jordan tells Jeff to not get too skinny...Jeff jokes around with Adam who's right there, saying he's trying not to but some asshole put them on slop, they pick the most innocent girl in the house and make her cry and put her on slop...Adam says stop that!...Jordan says to not do that, he won fair and square...Jeff says he's playing, they all know they're going to be on slop coming here...they banter about that... Jeff says "you did good love" ♥ Jordan says she tried, she's sorry the others are on slop...they get mad at her for apologizing...Jordan says she was upset...they talk about the HN comp and the veto comp and they wonder what the TV shows are showing right now...they then talk Shelly giving Jordan her camo hoody (that she ended up wearing later this night)...they get up and leave the area shortly after... Jeff - HN shower 7:50 PM Just a cute Jeff moment... Jeff is in the bathroom talking to Adam, he gets in the HN shower stall...Adam says to turn the hot water on the other side...Jeff says "ehh, I don't like to fu**ing cheat, that doesn't do anything anyway, you stick your foot in there one second, big deal...I like to take my punishment"...Adam in his metal voice says "like the man you are"...Jeff turns the water on and says in a girly voice "oh man! OMG it's freezing" LOL “Ohhh, she is a ball of laughs” 8:14 PM Jeff and Adam are in the kitchen prepping food...Jeff notices a big pot on the stove, giggles and asks Adam "this was Jordan's pot that she wanted to put..." Adam says "no, that's the second pot" Jeff says "I know but she wanted the small one?"...Adam says she put it (slop) in the small one...Jeff laughs...Adam says that was how much she made, he said he'd help her put it in a bigger pot...Adam points to the small pot and says that was the pot Jordan used...Jeff says usually she uses an even smaller one...Adam says that when Jordan put the slop in there it was already up to the top before it started boiling...Jeff smiles and says "holy Jesus...ohhh, she is a ball of laughs" JeJo & Rachel figure out the twist 9:16 - 9:22 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are outside talking on the couches in the BY...they talk about possibly not being in jury and they figure out the twist! Rachel essentially figures out the former HG twist, they shoot her down but then agree and Jeff adds onto it and says wouldn't be funny if Brendon and Lawon had to battle it out and Brendon would say "dude, I just had to arm wrestle Lawon"...Jordan even mentions that wouldn't it be funny if they were in the hotel the whole time...they think this twist would be cool...LOL!! Oh if they only knew how right they are! Pretty funny stuff... Kitchen kiss 9:46 PM Jeff is cooking at the stove...Jordan comes in saying she's going in the hot tub, she walks over to Jeff and kisses him on the cheek. Jeff, stop being so mean 10:36 PM Shelly & Lawon, Rachel is in the hot tub, Adam in the hammock...Jordan notices that Shelly is missing an earring...Jeff says his guess is that it's in the house...Jordan says it would have to be because she had it on earier near the hot tub... Jeff sarcastically says that he meant in the BB house...Jordan says she thought he meant inside (the house)...Adam yells over "Jeff, stop being so mean!"...Jeff says that's not mean, it's a joke saying she didn't leave it at the office...Jordan says "I know, isn't he mean"...Jeff adds "or in the car"...Jeff says "that wasn't mean"...Jeff says Adam is a dictator over there and he's pawning it off on him...a little Jeff/Adam banter... Jeff Ree Schroeder 10:43 PM Jordan is on the couches in the BY...Jeff is getting ready to play pool with Adam...Jordan says Jeff-ree Schroeder...Adam says "your middle name is Ree?" Jeff says yeah...Jordan says guess his middle name and she'll give him a hint, it starts with an E...LOL Adam says "Edward!"..Jordan says "yeah, Edward" (in a British accent)...Jordan says "Edward sounds so umm"...Adam finishes "royal"...Adam says "Lord Jeffrey Edward of the Schoeders" Jordan says "Mr. Schroeder" Pool table kiss 11:14 PM Jeff and Adam are playing pool...Jordan is over by the couches, as soon as Porsche comes out and comes outside asking who wants to play the match game, Jordan walks away and goes over to where Jeff is...Jeff reaches out to her and says "what's up love? ♥ "...they kiss.. Jordan says she's going to go lay down, she goes inside…

August 12 Hi love :) 1:15 AM Jeff is in the HN room chatting with Adam & Shelly...Jordan walks in and Jeff turns to look at her saying sweetly "Hi love" ♥ HN room - Jordan’s not useless/Jeff needs a pep talk 1:59 - 2:06 AM Jeff, Jordan & Adam are in the HN room talking game...they're discussing how this week might go and who Dani will nominate...Adam thinks it's Brenchel up repeat of 2 weeks ago...Jeff asks if he honestly thinks that?...Jordan says it will be them or her and Jeff or Brendon and Jeff...Jeff sighs...Jordan says if one of them gets off she will go up as the replacement to guarantee someone goes...Adam says it takes 4 votes again or 3 plus the HOH tie breaker...Jeff sighs again and says that he sees Dani doing something different this time...Jordan says she'll put them up...Jeff says "I know"...Adam says then one of them wins POV and takes themselves off or he or Shelly win POV and takes Jeff off and then they'd put up B or R as a replacement?...Jeff says why wouldn't Dani want to take out one of B & R, it doesn't make sense unless they cut a deal with her but he can't see a deal being cut...Adam can't see Dani saying "oh now we can work together again"... Jeff says he can't see Dani wanting him out unless she's thinking let's just get Jeff out and worry about B & R later...Jordan says if it came down to that and it was her up against Jeff vote her out and keep Jeff and then y'all work together... Adam says it might not matter because if it's a tie then Dani will decide...Jordan says it doesn't matter, you can get Porsche to vote her out...Adam says Kalia wouldn't vote you out...Jordan says "why? yeah she might cuz I yelled at her"...Adam doesn't think so...Jeff says it would be A/S/B/R controlling the vote...Jordan says she will be so mad... Jeff starts not liking this convo and says he doesn't want to talk about that right now...Jordan says she's just saying! if it does happen like that just so Dani doesn't win, she's useless...Jeff says "that's not true, shut up"...Jeff looks down sadly... Shelly walks in and says "what's not true, shut up?"...Jeff says "she said she's useless"...Adam explains the context...Jordan says it's because Jeff is a strong player...Jeff says he said to not talk like that...Shelly says she'll talk to Miss Useless about his tomorrow, they just had this chat...Jordan says "oh I know"...Shelly says Jordan was right there pumping her up and now she's saying this...Adam says they're just running the scenarios...Jeff says she's talking crazy, that's not gonna happen... Adam says if it's Brenchel on the block do they get rid of Brendon again?...Jeff says no, Rachel absolutely, that was the longest week ever in his life, on slop, in this light and dealing with that, they all lost it...Adam says how many pep talks can you give the same person?...Jeff says he's out of pep talks and he needs one...Shelly says it will be ok...Adam gives Jeff a goofy pep talk... Jeff says "uhh, I fu**ing don't want to go on the block again, let me just live my life"...Adam says that's Dani's line and then they all imitate Dani's catchphrases...Adam finds a smiley face in the blankets and says it's a good sign...they start quoting lines from Fight Club and then talk about hamsterwatch.com and if they got thumbs up or down...they talk about how people at home must be thinking that the show is so scripted and set because today couldn't have happened more perfectly scripted...Jeff says it's so funny... HN room - JeJo’s kids 2:07 - 2:10 AM one of my top 5 flashbacks of the season Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Shelly continute chatting in the HN room...they're talking about the HOH comp and how it seems scripted how Dani won...Shelly says that's why the show does so well...Jeff says funny things happen in life, funny things happen on this show...Shelly says it was 6 vs 1 and the one wins...Jeff says it was 6 vs 2...Adam says that if Porsche won Rachel could've gotten her to put up D & K...Jeff says no way, he's happier that Dani won over Porsche...Shelly says Porsche is clueless to what's going on...Jeff is surprised that Dani didn't throw it to Porsche and give the ski one to Kalia so she could play another week, she'd own them anyway...Adam says she should've...Jeff says he doesn't know why, he thinks it's a mistake but maybe not afterall Jordan says maybe it's because her HOH was wasted on Brendon because he came back and Kalia's was wasted on getting Lawon out so now this is her real HOH...Shelly says they were saying their two HOH's were ruined... Jeff says he can't wait until tomorrow to see who's going up because he can't take it...Adam says maybe it's a luxury comp and they get to see a movie...they talk about who they would take to not worry about that later...Jordan says she should've picked Adam to see the "Hoffman" thing...LOL...but they weren't BFF then...Adam says he didn't care, it was fine...Jeff says Jordan got reamed for that...Jordan says she should have taken Jeff, him and Shelly but the next luxury one she guesses in 20 seconds 😂 she will... Jeff says she guesses Hasselhoff but she can't guess how many beads are in a tree? which one did she go out on?...Jordan starts to answer but Jeff realizes she lost the Chicago one...he starts to drown her shaking her head and says she's not going to be allowed back in Illinois LOL Cam 1 Jordan sits up to explain what she put for her answer and how she 2nd guessed herself..Jeff says that's what he did with the Vegas one...Jeff lays his head down in Jordan's lap and says "love ♥ our kids are going to be the smelly ones made fun of in school"... Jordan giggles and rubs Jeff's face... Adam says they won't let their kids be smelly...Jeff says they won't be smelly but they'll be stupid...Jordan says "no they won't"...Jeff looks up at Jordan and says "they'll have good hearts" (kill me now! aww ♥ ) Jordan says that's all that matters...Jeff says "and we'll love them just the same"...Jordan is about to say something about her mom and dad and Adam says they'll get by on their looks when the feeds switch out HN room - sleepy kisses & cuddle 4:34 AM one of my top 5 favorite flashbacks of the season Cam 3 close up/Cam 4 far away angle Jeff gets up to use the bathroom around 4:31am, he comes back to the HN room...Jordan stirs a little, Jeff lays down in bed, gets his blanket's comfy, whispers "hey love ♥ " and kisses Jordan... Jordan is a little startled...Jeff says it's nothing and starts rubbing Jordan's hair... Jordan reaches out to Jeff and kisses him... Jeff rubs her hair again and Jordan snuggles closer reaching out to Jeff...Jeff whispers goodnight... Jeff reaches for Jordan's leg and Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand...palm trees... HN room - sleepy how do you feel love? 9:05 AM Jeff and Jordan are in bed...Jeff is moving around...Jordan reaches out to Jeff and rubs his arm a little...they both move positions and Jeff says "hello lover" ♥ Jeff asks "how do you feel love?" ♥ Jordan says "like crap" Jeff says "this bedroom....you need anything love? ♥ Jordan says she already got up earlier...they continue to try and sleep... Want spinach love? 9:45 AM Jeff and Rachel are cooking breakfast...Jeff is making eggs/an omelet...Jordan walks by and Jeff asks "want spinach on your sandwich love?" ♥ she does Jordan feels sick/Brenchel are sickening ;) 10:17 - 10:20 AM The HG's are on outside lockdown...Jeff & Jordan are sitting on the couch...they are pretty quiet, Jordan isn't feeling too great (period)...Jeff is finishing up eating his bagel...Rachel is being uber annoying with her lovey dovey stuff with Brendon Jordan lays on Jeff's lap saying her stomach hurts...Jeff rubs Jordan's back saying "I know"... Jeff says BB should give her Motrin...Jordan says "God I know or Ibuprofen"...Jeff takes Jordan's hat away and hands her a pillow to rest her head more comfortably...Jordan adjusts Jeff's leg under her and she tries to rest... Jordan isn't there for 15 seconds when she pops up saying it's too hot...Jeff says "hot?"...Jordan asks for her hat, puts it on and then curls up into a ball facing the other way on the couch...Rachel continues being annoyingly lovesick (no wonder J&J never wanted to be even remotely thought of as "that", I can't even listen to it lol)... Jordan gets up, surely sick of them and heads over to the lounger to sit with Shelly...Jeff lays down on the couch saying "I'm gonna fu**ing barf" LMAO! Brendon tells Rachel that Jeff is sick of it...Rachel says it doesn't matter...Jeff says they might lose each other, he might drown Rachel in the hot tub, she might wanna get a floatation device Jordan & Shelley chat - JeJo kids & marriage 10:40 AM Jordan and Shelly are chatting outside on the lounger...they're talking about marriage and kids...Shelly asks Jordan if she heard Jeff last night?...Jordan asks "what did he say?"...Shelly says when Jeff was out here and he said "our kids are gonna be"...Jordan says "he said that!"...Shelly says "I know! were you like shocked?"...Jordan says "yeah kind of, I did pick up on that, I was like..." Shelly says she picked up on it, he said it two times, he said "our kids are going to be cute but maybe not so smart, but they're going to be so cute and happy and run around the house"...Shelly fist pumps and Jordan giggles, she says that Jeff never talks about stuff like that...Shelly says he totally said it on his own...Jordan knows...Shelly says "so you picked up on it?"...Jordan says she did, she just didn't say anything or Jeff would have said "take it easy!", she giggles... Shelly says she heard and was like "yeah", it was so cute and he went on a little bit about it, it wasn't like an off the cuff comment...Jordan knows, she says maybe he was just in the moment saying that...Shelly says that's good, she was happy, she picked up on it instantly...Jordan says "well, I mean, we've disc...I mean I'm not talking about marriage but Jeff is a really good family guy and he won't, I know him, he won't do anything, cuz he told me he will not get married or anything or even think about kids unless I know I can support my family and right now he's in that stage kind of like where I think all his friends, I think he is kind of ready but he's not in a way, he's still kind of is having fun but I don't"... Shelly asks how old Jeff is?...Jordan says 33 and continues saying that if Jeff ever goes out she doesn't ever get on him, she says to go have fun...Shelly says that's why it works, she's not hanging onto him for dear life every 5 seconds, guys hate that...Jordan says she wouldn't like it either...Jordan goes onto describe how her friend Brooke & Tom are, she says Tom is cool...Shelly says you gotta have your independence, your whole life can't be somebody else, you have to have other stuff...they start talking about Brenchel and how they are... Jeff & Shelley talk about Jordan 1:05 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Shelly who are outside chatting on the couches in the BY...Jeff says he's not good enough to be America's Player, the one guy Dani always talks about was real good...Shelly says that Jordan is out (sleeping)...Jeff says it's good, let her sleep...Shelly says she doesn't feel good...feeds switch briefly to the bathroom and come back...Shelley is saying Jordan is the neatest kid, person, whatever, heart of gold, she doesn't know if she knows anyone like her, she has no agenda at all...Jeff says "I know, it's awesome...it's the best, far and above the best thing about her"... Shelly says it's amazing to her, you don't meet people that are that truly, purely just genuine...Jeff says yeah...Shelly says she has no filter, it's just straight honesty all the time and kind, it's never, she has the hardest time even being critical, she can do it in a nice way...Jeff says this house gets to her though...they talk about how Peyton is like that too and they're such a great family...Shelly says that Jordan's an angel and God has big plans for her...Brendon comes out and the convo changes... Candy room - what’s up love 8:43 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brenchel are in the candy room talking...Rachel gets called to the DR...Jeff says there's no way Brenchel are sleeping in a single bed, both Porsche & Kalia won't give up their double beds...Jordan asks if they asked them?...Rachel says she did but whatever...both Adam and Jeff say that's not right...they discuss this and Adam says he can sleep in the HN room by himself, he needs time to prep for tomorrow...Adam is getting angry (joking)... Jeff looks at Jordan who is very quiet and says tomorrow is going to be crazy...Jordan doesn't respond and Jeff asks "what's up love ♥ ? your stomach hurt? do you need anything? you want me to get you something to drink?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff caresses her head… ...and then Brendon asks if she's feeling better?...Jordan nods no saying she feels like poo...Jeff asks when was the last time she took Advil?...Jordan took some 45 minutes ago...Adam interrupts saying she took Tylenol right after the house meeting he wasn't invited to… Candy room - house meeting fail 8:45 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon continue chatting in the candy room...talk turns to the "house meeting" Jordan called...Jeff says it was good and asks Jordan if she wants to recap?...Jordan pretends to not know what they're talking about....Adam says the house meeting and she told him...Brendon says it was a scaled down version of the first one...Jeff says scaled way down...Jordan tries to explain why she called the meeting even though nothing was accomplished...Jeff says "high five"...Jordan says to not make fun of her...Jeff isn't, he wants to high five it...they high five...Adam says at least she spoke her mind, she got it off her chest...Jeff asks what Jordan got off her chest?...Jordan tries to explain she wanted to clarify the side deal thing, people were supposed to chime in but nobody did so she guess they don't want to say anything so she looks like the bad person...Jeff sarcastically says "good meeting"... Adam says Jordan is America's sweetheart...Jordan says she doesn't look like it this year, she looks stupid Adam says she got David Hasselhoff in 20 seconds, she's not stupid...Jeff asks Jordan to put the gavel away...Jordan says "what's that?"...Adam explains...Jordan says she's on her period and she's been a HN...Jeff says next time she decides to call a house meeting tell them listen, she's been on slop for 14 days and on her period, maybe she should put her gavel back in the drawer...Jordan says Jeff didn't say anything either...Jeff says he thought it would be a blowout and he was all for it and nothing happened...Jordan says she can't help it that no one wanted to talk...Brendon says nobody wanted to contribute...Jeff wants to high five again but Jordan isn't having it... Jeff changes the subject asking how comfy the bed is?...Jordan says very...Brendon pipes in again saying he understands where she's at but things just go around and around...Jeff says he said that at the end, there's no need to do that shit...Jordan says at least people know she's not doing that...Jeff says he was trying to get the person he wanted involved but nobody said anything...Brendon says he learned from the last house meeting that you're not going to get anything accomplished at house meetings... Candy room - ask Big Jeff 8:55 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon continue chatting in the candy room...they are joking around with Adam aka his other person Phillip...Jordan is quiet, she gets up to leave and Jeff asks "love, where you going?"...Jordan says to go get some NMM's Jeff says "want me to get some for you?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "cuz I've have 2 feet"...Jeff says "I do too and not a period, if you need something ask Big Jeff"...Jordan leaves saying "my God"... Candy room - disrespect/sweet little pie 9:03 - 9:05 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon are chatting in the candy room...they're talking about role playing and dressing up in costume...Brendon asks what Adam & Farrah what costumes would he be...Adam says Romeo & Juliet because they're lovers and nothing can separate them and their love...Jeff asks if he's a Capulet or a Montague?...Adam says Montague because that was Romeo...Brendon asks if Farrah calls Adam Leo DiCaprio?...Adam says no...Jeff asks if his gf wants to bang Leo DiCaprio?...Adam says probably...Jeff cracks up...Adam says no, no threesomes... They start talking about the movie Basketball Diaries...Jeff asks if Jordan has seen it?...Jordan says no...Jeff says the movie is fu**ing awesome, it's with Leo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg, it's good, he hasn't seen it in forever...they discuss the movie a bit more and then Adam says he knows both their girlfriends and he doesn't disrespect them and they don't know his girfriend so he'd appreciate if they don't disrespect his...Brendon says no...Jeff asks who said that?...Adam says he gets it...Brendon says he'd never disrespect Farrah but (Adam is fair game)...Jeff asks how did they disrespect her?...Adam says by implying they like to give each other golden showers... Jeff says how about this? Adam said he wanted to punch some girl's face in the house, that's kind of disrespectful...Adam says he never said that...Jeff tells Jordan he said that, Adam doesn't want to punch a guy because they'd fight back but a girl he'd have one shot and really knock her out, is that disrespectful?...Adam says "time out", he didn't specify anyone in the house and he's very frustrated about being on the block and he thought it was a funny outlet...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he thinks golden showers are funny...Adam says "well you know what? Jordan is right there, piss away" Brendon says "whoa!"...both Brendon and Jeff say that's disrespectful...Brendon says Jordan is right there...Jeff says "she's right here the sweet little pie, you put her on slop and now you want her peed on?"...Adam says Jeff wants to do that because he keeps passing it on him...Jordan giggles...Adam says he can't do it to his girlfriend because she'll say no so he has to push it on him...WTF? Jordan says "I would never let any man piss on my face"...Jeff asks "what if it was R. Kelly?"...Jordan says nooo, he pissed on somebody?...Jeff tells her the song lyric, they start singing and control room... Candy room - sex chatter 9:06 - 9:13 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon are chatting in the candy room...feeds return from control room...Jordan is asking if they've given facials?...this leads to some raunchy sex talk between the four of them, questions on who has done what, some acts are a little eye opening to Jordan LOL others not so much...the 2 girls 1 cup story is just gross BLECH Candy room - neck rub 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the candy room...they're talking about the veto and scenarios...Brenchel walk in and they start chatting with "Phillip"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck... They talk about the gross video again...Jeff continues rubbing Jordan's neck...Porsche comes in to check if Brenchel are eating food in her bed...the bed situation is discussed and Porsche is being a total bitch about giving up her bed...Jeff and Jordan talk inaudibly to each other while the others chat...

August 18 Bathroom butt slap & hug 12:32 AM Adam and Dani are whispering in the LR and walk towards the kitchen, then the bathroom area...the feeds switch to the bathroom where Jordan is brushing her teeth...Jeff slaps her butt HARD! Jordan oww's and they play fight a little and then Jordan hugs Jeff (cam 2)... Feeds switch off them... Purple room - JeJo cuteness :) 1:04 - 1:09 AM Jordan joins Jeff and Adam in the purple room...Jordan starts doing a goofy strip tease dance and then Adam gets all weirded out and he runs out of the room closing the door behind him LOL Jordan opens the door and walks up to Jeff and they high five, hold hands..Jeff tells her that he has the white strips in his mouth...Jordan can tell... They chat...Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says nothing, he's just laying there, he went in the room to lay down and Brendon and Rachel were in there and asked what he was doing, he wanted to crack jokes but they wanted to sleep so he left, he felt bad because they were in all laughing and Brendon's leaving...Jordan says she wishes she was wearing her unitard earlier when she was in the pool and was getting mad, it would have looked cuter...Jeff says it's better she didn't because it would have looked stupid...Jordan says "it would?"...Jeff says if she was mad and her thing was spinning it would be like a joke Jordan giggles and says it would have been funny...Jeff say she was getting a little sassy...Jordan says she had to stick up for herself and Jeff...Jordan feels good about tomorrow, Jeff is going to win...Jeff feels good too...they whisper a little and then Adam joins them again... Adam says he saw the way Jordan was "mounting" Jeff...Jordan says no! she didn't mean it like that...Adam says first she was doing a dance and then she was mounting him Jordan lays down next to Jeff and hugs him while Jeff sings the Cruddy song... Jeff lets them know he has gas tonight. Jordan does a couple notes of her human trumpet trick...Jeff says Adam always smiles when she does that...Adam says you don't expect it to come out of her...Jeff says how about with her outfit?...Jordan says it's cuter...Adam agrees...Jordan starts singing the strip tease dance again and says she's kidding...Adam gets shy LOL...Adam says Jordan has to do a dance if Julie asks her a question...Jordan says no...they discuss what Julie might ask and what Jordan might say...Adam adds that Jordan will then do the traditional humilitard dance...Adam starts dancing and they giggle... Jeff spins Jordan's cap spinner...Jordan says every time she walks it spins...Jeff says outside it's the best...Jordan says it makes him laugh because she sees him smiles when she comes down...Jordan snuggles into Jeff again and Jeff sings "Never Say Never". They get called out for singing...Jordan sits up and pats Jeff's belly. Jordan wants Adam to do a dance... Purple room - Adam & Jordan do the joint Cruddy dance 1:09 - 1:14 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the purple room...Adam comes up with the idea of doing a special humilitard dance after discussing what Jordan should do if Julie asks her a question on the live show...Jordan orders Adam to do a dance and he does Jordan then gets up and asks Adam what their dance is...after some practicing feeds cut to the kitchen briefly Jordan and Adam do the Cruddy dance with Jeff doing the honors of singing the Cruddy song they go out into the kitchen to show the others... Purple room - Jeff wants to relax 1:32 AM Feeds switch back to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are talking...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says she lost all her spurt of puppy energy?...Jordan says she was going to do crunches...Jeff says now?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says the comp is physical, she shouldn't do them...Jordan says the scale says she put on 7 lbs...Jeff says he put on 5...Jordan says that the scale must be wrong...Jeff says it was the tacos... Jeff wants to go in the room with the light all dim and relax...Jordan asks if Jeff has seen this room all dim...Jeff says he has but he hasn't lain in there...Jordan says they can't go in their room...Jordan says it's everything they want...Jeff says always...Adam joins them... Purple room - leg squeeze/hand hold/forehead kiss 1:49 AM Jeff and Jordan continue playing the alphabet game in the purple room with Porsche, Adam & Kalia...they're doing cities...Jordan says Tallahassee for T and Jeff is excited because that was his thought...Jeff squeezes her thigh tickling her and she oww's...Jordan then holds onto Jeff's hand and then kisses Jeff's forehead ...they keep playing... Purple room - neck rub/dueling farts 1:51 - 1:55 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche and Kalia are in the purple room doing the alphabet game with cities...they're on X, Y, Z...next is forms of transportation... Jeff has moved over to lay his head on Jordan's lap...Jordan rubs Jeff's head/neck while they play... While on the letter E Jeff farts and says it smells like eucalyptus pause...Jordan says eww, I can smell that!...Jordan wants everyone to smell it ewwww, it's rotten...Jeff says it's cheesy...Jordan says it's smells like scrambled eggs...Kalia leaves to get room spray...Jeff gets up to air it out and says it's smells like sour cream...laughs all around... Jeff then lays back down and Jordan farts Jeff says "ohhh, Jordan!" and everyone gets grossed out that it was Jordan...Kalia sprays...Jordan says she did it when Jeff was leaning by her, she wanted to get it on his head...Adam says "this is America's sweetheart ladies and gentlemen, she wanted to fart on her boyfriend's head" LOL Jordan is cracking up...Jeff pretend hits her...Adam says to not hit her...Jeff airs out with the pillow...Porsche says she can't breathe with all the orange in the air...Jordan sings "love is in the air" LOL Adam says it's dueling farts. They sing the dueling banjos song and then get back to playing the game... Purple room - Moon Unit/JeJo have a kid 2:14 - 2:16 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche & Kalia are playing the alphabet game in the purple room, this time with band names...Kalia says Frank Zappa for Z but that's not a band so she comes up with ZZ Top...Adam says Dweezil Zappa had a band...Jeff says "Frank Zappa?"...Adam says Dweezil Zappa was his son and had a band...Jeff says "Dweezil??"....Kalia says that's his name...Jeff says "really?"...Adam says "Dweezil and Moon Unit"... Jeff can't believe the name Moon Unit...he keeps repeating it Moon Unit, stfu!...Adam says Dweezil was the boy, Moon Unit the girl, they say she was married to Selma Blair (wrong! Selma was married to Ahmet divorced now...) Jeff doesn't care LOL, he says "where the f**k did he get Moon Unit from?"...Jordan says "he was probably stoned" LOL! ...Adam says he apparently never did drugs 🧐 Jeff says again "Moon Unit!? holy shit! I've never heard of that"...they imagine Moon Unit being on BB, how funny it would sound...Jeff says that's awesome, it's him, Jordan and Moon Unit have an alliance LOL They laugh about it being "Hoffman" and Moon Unit in the house, Jeff says it's his favorite name...Jeff says to Jordan "what do you think about Moon Unit if he have a kid?"...Jordan says "yeah right'...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says Jeff is crazy...Jordan gets up to leave and says adios amigos to everyone, she's going to bed, she's tired... Goodnight kiss 3:12 AM Feeds switch to Jeff who is coming to bed after hanging out in the purple room with Adam and Kalia...Jordan talks to Jeff but it's hard to hear...Jeff shuts off the night light and gets in bed and says everything is so warm...Jordan giggles...Jeff takes off his shirt, reaches for his glass, takes a sip of water...Jordan says something and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan keeps saying "nothing"...they whisper some more and then Jeff says goodnight, he reaches over and gives Jordan a goodnight kiss and they go to sleep. Stupid banter 2:39 PM Feeds return from trivia just after the 2:39pm mark...Jeff is laying in the purple room with Adam biding time until the live show...Jordan is in the bathroom, she has finished showering and is putting on her humilitard...Jeff sings the Crub Chub dance, Jordan is seen smiling and then says something inaudible to Jeff (no mic on)...Jeff says "what?"...inaudible Jordan again, presumably something about them being stupid...Jeff says that she knows that when he was singing it, she was dancing...Adam says "hey if we're stupid...we might be stupid but you got the outfit that says you're stupid"...Jeff says "ahahaha, stupid!"... Jordan says "oh shut up, loser"...Jeff says "whoa! who you talking to? Adam right?"...unconvincingly Jordan says "yeah, Adam"...Adam sadly says "loser" lol...Jeff says "yeahhh"...Adam says "call me Ladam, loser Adam"...Jeff says "Ladam!" and starts singing the dance song again... Jeff wins HOH Jeff wins the HOH in the "All Washed Up" competition! Love, you were killing it! 8:44 PM Jordan is in the bathroom talking to Kalia and Porsche about the HOH comp...Jeff is in the candy room getting his clothes together for after showering...cams go off of them and then Jordan is seen walking towards the candy room... Cam 3/4 Feeds switch to the candy room...Jeff tells Jordan "love, you were killing it"...Jordan says "I was, I was doing good"...Jeff says he knows, he was thinking "f**k yeah" and was hoping she could keep up...Jordan says she was but the soap got in her eye and was burning, it slowed her down and she couldn't see and then that one time she fell flat...Jeff says he didn't see her fall but saw Shelly picking her up...Jordan says she went down hard but she's proud of herself...Jeff says her slippers are on his side and he leaves to shower... Congratulatory kiss 9:08 PM Jeff is getting out of the shower, Jordan is drying her hair...Adam is waiting to take a shower, he and Jeff chat and then Jeff goes over to where Jordan is...they look in the mirror at each other and smile...they kiss Jordan dries Jeff off with the dryer saying that she's excited for him to get his letter and pictures...Adam says the Vit Tan Don...Jeff says he didn't sign so maybe not... You want some Visine love? 9:19 PM Jordan is in the candy room, she leaves to go to the bathroom to change into her unitard...Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan says this is the tight one, at least she ran...Jeff says she got a good workout...Jeff asks "hey you want Visine love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he has some Visine...Jordan says she'll get some later, thank you! You love Gatorade love/visine? 9:34 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chatting with Porsche and Adam...Jordan arrives with 3 big jugs of Gatorade...Jeff says "thank you stupid"...Jordan says they're heavy...Porsche leaves to nap...Jordan pours herself a glass of Gatorade and Jeff says "you love Gatorade love ♥ "...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff again asks "you want Visine? you eyes are all red"...Jordan asks if they look bad?...Jeff says no, but they're red, it will take it out...Jordan says umm, yeah...Jeff asks if she wants him to go get her some?...Jordan says sure...Jeff leaves to get the Visine… Jeff puts Visine in Jordan’s eyes 9:37 PM Jeff comes back with the Visine...he calls her "Johrdan?"...Jordan says that he might get really aggravated at her but she can't do it herself, will he do it?...Jeff says he'll put it right there... Jeff says "what's up? put your head back"...Jeff says "open your eyes"...Jordan shies away...Jeff says it's not even in there...Jordan says it is...Jeff says it's not...Jordan is having difficulty, she says it burns...Jeff says no, it doesn't...Jordan says it does, her eye is burning...Jeff says it's good for you, put it in your other eye...Jordan says to let her lay down and do it....Jordan heads out to the purple room, she asks "where you at?"...Jeff says he's going to throw the veto cuz she's going up, he giggles...Jeff joins Jordan... Jordan lays down and says she gets weird about stuff like this, weird about her eyes, so don't be mean...Jeff says he's putting it in the corner, watch...he tries but she keeps closing her eyes, she says to hang on...Jeff says to open her eyes, let it drop in, she's squeezing it out...Jordan says sits up saying it's in...Jeff says let him just do it, it's good for her eyes...Jordan says it is in, she feels it, it burns...Jeff says "wait, this isn't Visine!" Jordan says "you're lying"...Jeff laughs saying it is Visine Jordan says it burns right there...Jeff says it's her mascara...Jordan looks at herself and says "ohh, no I just did my makeup"...Jordan exhales and heads to the bathroom...Jeff says he'll hold onto the Visine for her, he follows her in...Jordan says she hates stuff in her eye...Jordan cleans her eye makeup and Jeff leaves... Jordan wouldn’t even do that 10:27 PM Jeff comes out of the DR and heads to the kitchen, he is awaiting the reveal of his HOH room...he says his legs already feeling noodly (from the competition)...Shelly says Jordan's not holding lotion and saying "should I massage your calves?"...Jeff says "yeah right...if I won the game she wouldn't even do that"... Shelly says "huh?" Jeff says "If I won the game Jordan wouldn't even do that" LOL Who wants to see Big Jeff’s HOH room? 10:58 PM Just before the 10:59pm mark Jeff comes out of the DR and says "who wants to see Big Jeff's HOH room?" Jeff says "I hate to wake up everyone from their naps but put on a fake face and get up here!" Everyone heads over to the HOH room for the big reveal...Rachel says Jeff got it quick...Jeff says everyone needs to skip LOL Dani says Jeff is getting Bob Marley right?...Jeff says for sure, it'd be weird if he didn't...they wait for everyone to get there...Jordan has been sleeping in the candy room and brings up the rear...Kalia says Jordan said she isn't coming ...Jeff says he knows, she's been there before...Jeff yells out to Jordan "act happier" Jordan climbs the stairs and is told to go up near Jeff...Jeff asks if everyone is ready? they are...but the door won't open LOL... Jeff’s HOH room reveal 11:01 - 11:20 PM Jeff gets his HOH room...they all walk in to Jeff's room with ooh's and ahh's... Jeff points out who the people in his pictures are...his nieces Marley & Macy in one photo, his brother, ma & Macy in one, his dad and his brother Scott in another...they notice he has black slippers (he's the first male HOH this season)...Rachel asks "is this little Jeff?"...Jeff says "yeah, you know how I roll"...Rachel giggles over Jeff's hair, she says it's cute LOL Shelly says Jeff and his ma look a lot alike...Dani says Jeff and his brother look identical...Rachel aww's over the letter(s) his nieces wrote...Rachel asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff isn't sure...Jeff starts reading his letter from Marley...he can't quite read it and says "what?" ala the "Coup de...what?" LOL Kalia helps Jeff out saying that Marley wrote "Congratulations"...Jeff reads the letter, it's cute of course...Jeff says that Marley spells congratulations like him m. Dani asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff doesn't know...general confusion about this...Dani says it's so cute...they talk about Marley and then Jeff reads the Macy part of the letter...it says that Macy picked flowers for Uncle Jeff and Jordan aww Shelly says Jeff got a hat, it's his Aurora one. Jeff says "Jordan, you got it back"...Jeff says he gave this hat to Jordan and when they found out they were coming back he asked for it back, it's too small for him, it fits Jordan better...( LOVE Jeff in this hat though ) They look at his basket, the usual different food items...Jeff is happy to get a Chicago shirt ...Jeff shows them his rosary beads he got in the Vatican, they smell nice, his CD is Bob Marley Legend...Jeff has a nice new razor...Jeff says "that was cute of my nieces, I didn't mean to downplay it, I'm kind of overwhelmed"... Jeff has corn nuts, peanuts, jumbo chapstick, beef jerky, sunflower seeds, coffee drinks, all kinds of cheese & crackers, V-8, jardiniere, diet Dr. Pepper, Fresca's, unsweetened iced tea, flavored icee's, cereal... Jeff reads his letter from Scott...nice job Scott! Jeff talks about Scott & his older brother that did not sign the waiver, he's "mad at Big Jeff"...they ask about his nieces being his only ones?...Jeff says his brother has 5 kids, 2 from another marriage and 3 from his own...Scott is 38, Eric 40...they talk about how Jeff looks like his family...Jeff really likes the shirt...Jeff puts on some of his chapstick and tries on his HOH robe... Jeff offers his food to all and then looks at one of the pics and says "look at what a nerd Big Jeff was" LOL...Jeff looks at the letter from his nieces again and wonders who Brown Spots is...Shelly figures it must be a stuffed animal...Jordan suggests it might be in the basket...no such luck...the mystery of Brown spots continues... Jordan grabs the Lucky Charms box and starts eating...Jeff looks at his grooming kit, it's by Jack Black...Shelly can't get over the little Jeff picture ...Dani asks if Jordan is just eating the marshmallows?...Jordan says "I love Lucky Charms" Adam is eyeing the beef jerky...Jeff offers Adam the jerky, to take it...Adam doesn't want people to say he was eating it all...Jeff jokingly says that later Adam can give him a little "jerky". Adam says "that's what Jordan is here for...ohhh!"...Jordan bluntly says "he's not getting anything from me in here" 🤭 ...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you're not getting any Jardiniere"...Adam says "Jordaniere?" Jeff takes out his cheese plate...Jordan says she's going to get herself some cereal, she'll bring it back up...Jeff says "ok love ♥ I'm going to make me cheese and crackers"...Jordan leaves...Jeff talks a little about his rosary and crosses, how he got them at the Vatican and a priest blessed them...Kalia says she didn't know Jeff was "super" Catholic...Jeff says "I believe"... Shelly leaves...the rest continue sharing in some of Jeff's food...they talk about corn nuts...Kalia has never heard of them...Jeff says he asked for them because he got them in the hotel...Rachel says they got 30 packs...Dani didn't get any...Jeff says he ate them all and then ate all of Jordan's ...more chatter and then they bring up Brown Spots again...Dani says to ask in the DR...Jeff says it's got to be her little toy... Dani leaves saying congrats...Kalia says that Marley looks like Dakota Fanning, she leaves...Jeff tells Adam to take the bag of beef jerky...Porsche and Adam leave...Rachel stays and they chat about the HOH comp, she tells him he earned it...Jeff says if he didn't win it, he'd be pissed...Rachel says it was hard...Jeff says that Rachel helped him in the comp, keeping up good pace... Jordan comes back with her cereal bowl and the Lucky Charms box...Jordan's eyes still hurt...Rachel and Jordan are relieved Jeff won...Shelly comes up and breaks up the party 🫤

August 8 What’s up boo? 1:03 - 1:09 AM Jeff is playing pool with Adam...Jeff sings something and Adam says "pronounced with an Umpty?"...Jeff says that's his karaoke jam Jordan comes outside and Jeff says "what's up boo?" "I thought you were sleepy boo" Jordan says she was sleepy and then her and Rachel were talking for a long time, other stuff besides game finally...Jordan asks if they've been playing this the whole time?...Adam answers her...they keep playing with Jordan nearby watching... Jeff says "so! what's up love?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "just chillin? being a villain?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...she says she feels gross for eating that slop, if she thinks she's eating catfish she has to think it's chicken or it grosses her out, especially that stringy part...they continue talking about being HN's... JeJo funny spider story 1:41 - 1:45 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches outside in the BY with Adam, Shelly and Kalia...they're talking about LA...Kalia calmly tells Jordan there's a spider nearby her...Jordan says to not to tell her that...it ends up not being a not being a spider...Jeff pokes Jordan in the ear to freak her out a little...they talk about bugs and people freaking out and how Jeff was running from Shelly who was chasing him with the huge moth she caught...Jeff says he would climb the fence if someone chased him with a roach...this prompts Jordan to tell the story about her, Jeff, Megan and Peyton driving home from the beach in Charleston with a spider crawling around in their car. Funny stuff! Jeff funny possum story 1:52 - 1:57 AM Critter story time in the BY with Jeff and Jordan ...after Shelly tells her mouse story Jeff tells the story of how he helped Mimmo, VIt Tan Don and their dad get a possum out of their garage...another hilarious story! Jordan and her funny squirrel story 1:58 - 2:01 AM Critter story time in the BY with Jeff and Jordan...Jordan tells her a story about her friend Megan and her family finding a baby squirrel and they kept it as a pet and then the squirell attacked the family...LOL JeJo hold hands 11:49 AM Jeff, Jordan & Shelly have been chatting in the HN room after the POV ceremony...Lawon comes in and tells them the back is open...they leave the room...Jeff who walks out ahead of Jordan, reaches back for Jordan and they hold hands walking through the LR to the kitchen… Love…you look sexy! 2:11 PM Jeff is in the kitchen, has poured himself a drink and then heads to the bathroom and sees Jordan...he says "love! ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff adds "you look sexy"... Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff goes into the bathroom stall… BY talk - China/Chile/TAR 2:19 - 2:34 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches smoking, Lawon and Adam are in the pool, Rachel is on the elliptical, Shelly is tanning, Jordan is shaving her legs... Shelly is talking about travelling overseas and the flights she takes, then they start talking about hubs and airlines...Shelly says for international trips she flies Delta because she's diamond, she gets free business upgrades with those passes, you fly business the whole way...Jeff says she writes that all off anyway?...Shelly says she doesn't pay for her tickets but gets the miles... Jordan says "how much do your tickets to China cost?"...Shelly says 3 to 5000...Jordan says "are you serious!?"...Jeff, who is taking it all in, laughs out loud about what Jordan just asked because of the TAR connection... Shelly says it can cost as much as $10000 for a ticket...Jordan is shocked!...Rachel says that's ridiculous...Shelly agrees and says she flew coach once and she praises every company she works for for letting her fly business... Jeff can't hold it in any longer, he says "Jordan do you know how much tickets are to China from Amazing Race?"...Jordan says "no I don't, do you?"...Rachel asks how much were they?...Jeff nods no and says they weren't, they were going to Chile and Jordan was like, can we get two tickets to China? LOL Jordan says she knew it started with a C...Jeff giggles...Rachel asks if they had to pay for them?...Jeff says no, they don't have any money, they take care of it...Jordan tells Shelly that when they were on Amazing Race, the 1st stop, she couldn't remember where they were going, they were going to Chile and she said "we need two tickets to China"...Jeff adds "like running up to the counter she says it"...Jordan demonstrates how she said it...Jeff thought, this is the 1st leg, we're gonna do great! LOL ok whatever Jeff you won the 1st leg, don't forget that! Shelly thinks that show would be so fun to do that travel and fun stuff but she bets it's hard work...Jordan says yeah it is...Shelly says her and Cassi talked about doing it, they'd laugh their butt off...Jeff says until it got serious and you end up wanting to kill each other...Jordan agrees...Shelly says in the challenges you're not going to get hurt...Jeff says yeah you do but it's still scary...Jeff says Jordan did all the heights one, she went across a canyon and did bungee jumping in Germany...Shelly didn't know that...Jordan explains her and Caite did it...palm trees...Jordan says "we hated each other"...Adam says he highly doubts that...Jeff, who IMO never likes it when Jordan says this, says "omg"...Jordan says they really did...Shelly asks what happens when you get to the hotel after, you just want to sleep?...Jeff says they washed their clothes out and hopefully dried them by morning...palm trees, more questions and more palm trees Jeff explains they don't have much interaction with the other teams, you just go to your room, wash clothes, watch some TV, they take the clocks out of your room and if you're not down there they just start...Jeff says he had a watch, but because he's a tight ass, he bought a cheap watch from Target with an alarm so he sleept lightly because he was so nervous the alarm wouldn't go off, moral of the story, don't be a tight ass and buy a cheap watch! Shelly says at least they got to be in the room together, if you did that with a serious boyfriend or your spouse it would be a blast...Jeff says they stayed in a shitty hotel, a nice hotel, outside, his favorite stop was Argentina in a big tent...Jordan says Shelly would like it, the people that run the farm were awesome...Jeff says they fresh lamb they cooked on an open fire...Jordan says they cooked for everybody, it was nice...Shelly asks if they keep in touch with anyone?...Jeff is about to say and palm trees...Jeff says they were from Providence, near Boston...Jordan talks about the AR anniversary party and how nice it was, there have been so many racers, people are happy to see you, there's no drama and it's fun, there are no cliques (as opposed to what? ) Shelly asks if they met the lady that shaved her head?...Jordan says yeah, she was nice...Jeff says she was super cool...Jordan says Stephanie, the girl that was proposed to on the show, she's pregnant now...palm trees...Jordan says she loves them, she danced with "her" she was so much fun...Shelly says it was well worth meeting those people, they became friends or acquaintances for life...Jordan says oh for sure...Jeff says that reunion, everyone that came was cool, Dan & Jordan, Shawne & Monique...Jordan says everyone got along but if you had a BB party everybody would be separated in cliques and would be talking about other seasons, people are immature...Shelly says they don't get over it?...Jordan says some people don't...Shelly promises no matter what was said she'll be everyone's friend...Jeff says "ok good because I said some shitty stuff...he's just joking" Shelly just doesn't want a bad goodbye message...Jeff says he would never do that...Shelly says to keep it classy...Adam says you have to remember it's a game, he thinks it's cool they're in a fraternity...Jeff does some damage control by saying that with what Jordan said, for the most part 90% of the people out of here would be awesome but the 10% sometimes people don't like you and you don't like people... HN room chat - JeJo isn’t like Brenchel 5:59 - 6:03 PM Feeds switch to the HN room...Jordan is talking to Jeff who has been sleeping, he's groggy...Jordan is talking about Brenchel's relationship and she tells Jeff that her and Rachel were talking about their Brendon and the "internet thing"...Jeff says really?...Jordan says she asked what Rachel's parents thought and her mom thought it was Rachel's fault and she was like what? her mom is a little off that's maybe why Rachel is, she was getting aggravated, she told her that her and Jeff would never do that, they would kill each other if they were 24/7, all over each other 24/7 and then they hung out 24/7, you gotta space it out...Jordan says one by one they all left her there, Shelly, Kalia and her... Jordan says that Shelly told her that Lawon said if he wins HOH he's going to put up Kalia and Dani eyeroll...Jeff says he thinks it's all bullshit...Jordan says Jeff didn't miss out on anything...Jeff says Rachel was talking about her and Brendon, what a surprise and now Jordan is in here and she's mad about something...Jordan says she's not mad, they were just telling her that sometimes she needs to have her own friends and go out just with the girls but Brendon likes to come...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's arm...Jordan says that Rachel said they talk 10X a day maybe more, that's a little ridiculous but Rachel said Brendon likes that, Jordan told her if it works for them that's good, but that her and Jeff could never do that. Jeff says he can't take it, if you walk away from Rachel she gets offended, she has no common sense...Jordan says they were all saying their moms would side with them but Rachel said her mom always agrees with everything Brendon says, what?? Jeff says something is off, that's for sure...Jordan thinks her mom might be a little off and Brendon is the type of guy that will fall in love with anyone, after the show last year they wanted to get married in September and Jordan said they didn't even know each other and Rachel said they did, they fell in love, she told her if that works for y'all then...Jeff says Brendon was just engaged too ...Jordan says that Shelly is going to tell her the story about Rachel's ring and she was wondering how Shelly knew all this... HN room - sweet head rub 6:03 - 6:07 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HN room...Jordan says the catfish Jeff made was good...Jeff says he'll make some more...Jordan fills Jeff in on Kalia and Dani, Kalia has been coming around more and Dani is still sleeping, they're all on their periods, she sleeps all day, her and Porsche are having really bad cramps...Jeff thought she was just on hers?...Jordan starts rubbing/scratching Jeff's face, head and neck...super sweet Jeff says he needs to go workout, he hates it...Jordan says she got off the elliptical and got dressed because she thought she'd be called to the DR, she's been wearing sweats the last 2 days… Jordan says that when she came in there Adam told her to tell Jeff to workout at 6 but she didn't want to wake him up...Jeff says he has to, it's the last thing he wants to do but...Jordan says he'll feel better...Jeff says it's crazy that there's nothing to do but you can't find time to work out, it makes no sense...Jordan says that Jeff's stomach has gotten more toned, he keeps saying his arms but she noticed in his bathing suit...Jeff says it's because he's losing weight, Big Jeff is getting his 6 pack back Jeff leaves saying "alright love ♥ , gotta go do the do"... Jordan - tea kettle newbie 8:43 - 8:48 PM Jeff is in the kitchen with Lawon...Jeff is getting the catfish foil packages ready for the grill, he places them on a plate and starts to head outside when Jordan comes inside, she sees Jeff and holds the door open for him, Jeff says "oh thank you love ♥" but then heads back forgetting something...Jordan comes inside and grabs a pot...Jeff asks her what she's making?...Jordan says "tea"...Jeff says "green tea?"...Jordan gives Jeff a look and Lawon starts giggling... Jeff says Jordan should make the tea in a tea kettle...Jordan says she doesn't know how to use it lol Jeff says if she's going to boil water in the pot, she can boil water in the kettle...Jordan says "ok, I've never used one before"...Jeff is surprised saying "you've never used a kettle?"...Jordan says no, never, seriously...Jeff says "it's a pot, but it's for tea"...Jeff hands Jordan the kettle saying "there you go love ♥"...Jordan says thanks and puts water in the kettle...Jeff says "Jordan, Jordan, sometimes I don't know"... Jordan sarcastically says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff says "thanks what?...don't get mad at me cuz you never used a tea kettle"...Jeff heads outside to grill the fish while Jordan asks how much water you use?...Lawon advises her on how much water to put saying she doesn't want to overfill it...Jordan puts the kettle on the stove and asks Lawon if it will whistle when ready?...Lawon tells her it will... Funny moment here when Jordan asks Lawon if you put the tea bags right in the kettle? Lawon gets this look ---> o_O and gives Jordan some weird non answer and then starts rambling about how it's been so long since he saw his grandma make tea (like when he was 6 or 7 ) ...talk about the blind leading the blind LOL Lawon says he can't believe Jordan hasn't used one, Jordan swears she hasn't because her mom "and them" set the water/tea outside in the hot sun... Making the sauce & tea/catfish dinner 9:23 - 9:32 PM Jordan is in the kitchen making tea...Jeff walks in and asks if he should make the sauce for her?...Jordan says she can make it...Jeff says it takes one second...Jordan says "I don't know what's wrong with me"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know what's wrong with her, she's just hungry...Jeff says "I think you're gripy"...Jordan says she's not gripy...Jeff sings and palm trees...Jeff makes the sauce while Jordan tries to figure out how to put the sugar in the tea, she asks Jeff for advice...Jeff turns the ingredient list into a funnel and puts it in the jug...voila Jordan says thanks...palm trees...Jeff is making catfish for himself...Jordan tests her tea and decides she needs more...palm trees...Jeff asks Jordan to tell the others the food is ready, please, so it doesn't get cold, she does and Rachel and Shelly join them, they thank Jeff and they start to dig in... The fish was good huh love? 9:50 - 9:57 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen just after the 9:50pm mark...Jordan and Jeff are in the kitchen with Shelly...Jordan is cleaning up, Jeff is eating his catfish dinner...Shelly says she's never ever met anyone so needy for attention...Jeff says ever! holy shit, he fu**ing can't take it...Shelly says then there's 14 questions before you even eat your food, just eat it...Jordan says at least she feels the same way, she thought it was just her being gripy...Shelly is trying...Jordan is too...Shelly says Kalia has been following her around too...Jeff starts up with his being on top is easy but when you're on the bottom is when your true colors emerge speech Shelly goes to the bathroom and returns walking towards the LR, she says "leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you...especially with you"...Jordan feels she gained 20 lbs from eating the fish, she feels ugh...Jeff says the fish was grilled, it was real good for her, his is pan-fried so it's not as good for you... Shelly walks back in thanking them for dinner, it was awesome...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Shelly says in a few more minutes they'll have coffee, she asks if the blanket on the chair is hers?...Jordan says yeah...Shelly goes outside and Jeff asks her if it's extra cold or they don't have energy?...Shelly says maybe it's from not eating very much...she leaves...Jeff says he's been taking vitamins and eating fish, it should be enough...Jordan says it might be, she was cold last week too... Jeff finishes and gets up saying "that was good huh love ♥ ?"...Jordan says it was good...Jeff says "I can't believe you're eating fish, I'm so proud of you" Jeff changes the trash bag and says "I think that's what's wrong with both of us love ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "I think the same thing is wrong with both of us"...Jordan says "what I just said?"...Jordan says "well, yeah, I'm trying"...Jeff says he thinks they have to, but it's hard...Jordan says she's been with her all day today, ALL DAY...Jeff says Jordan is trying way harder than him, he's out, he can't do anymore pep talks or whatever, next time she says something he'll be like listen, do you need help packing? Jeff says he can't do it either and he leaves the room... Jeff is still bitter about finale night LOL 10:45 PM Jeff, Rachel and Adam are playing pool...Jordan is in the hot tub, she can be heard talking to Lawon about the finale, how excited you are to see your family...Jeff suddenly says "Jordan tell them what happened when you came out of the house, I went to hug you and you pushed me" Jordan is heard trying to explain/justify why she did what she did...she says she told Michele to tell Jeff she misses him and is thinking about him but she (of course ) didn't tell him what she said, Jeff asked Michele if Jordan said anything and she said no so Jeff was kind of like hmm, she didn't say anything? and so on finale night Jeff said that Jordan completely brushed him off and ignored him (umm she certainly did)...Jordan yells out to Jeff "what did you say? to give me a hug?"...Jeff shows how she pushed him away...Jordan says that Jeff said she was being distant and he had thought, she just used me this summer ...Jordan says she doesn't remember doing that just because she was overwhelmed, she saw her mom and there were so many people... Jordan dancing - no one comes between me and my man! 11:43 PM Rachel and Lawon have just had a hilarious dance off in the BY, next Rachel and Porsche show off how they walk into a club...then Jeff sets up the next scene... Lawon and Jordan are supposed to be at a club dancing, Porsche and Rachel are his other two ladies, they come strutting in and see him with Jordan, Porsche & Rachel start grinding/dancing with Lawon...Jordan interrupts and says "no one comes between me and my man!" So cute! Jordan joins Jeff in the hammock 11:48 - 11:59 PM Jordan calls out "stupid!" and goes over to Jeff, who is on the hammock...Jeff asks why she ran over there?...Jordan says "cuz"...she sits down asking was that not hilarious? (the dance off)...Jeff says yeah, it was...they start swinging and chatting...feeds finally switch to JeJo... Jordan says it's not even 12...Jeff says tomorrow is Tuesday, another nothing day...Jordan says she should give Rachel her sparkly pants...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to get up off of there?...Jeff says no... Jordan says she thinks on Thursday they should make hamburgers...Jeff says "on the grill?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says no problem, he wants steak too...Jordan says this place at home called Showmars they make pitas with hamburger, tomato, pita sauce and lettuce, it's so good...they chit chat with Shelly and then Jordan says she's going to work out tomorrow in the sun...more random chit chat in between periods of silence... They talk game, mostly about Lawon and why he was put up...Jordan randomly says Jeff's teeth are so white, they look good Jeff says he's so bohred...Jordan says she's full from tonight...Jeff says it was a lot of fish...Jordan says he did a good job Jeff farts...Jeff asks what Kalia & Dani do all day every day (up in the HOH)...Jordan doesn't know, it'll be different when the power changes...more game talk and talk about what BB might give them to keep them entertained...Jeff wonders if they're in jury again...Jordan can't believe they're halfway there, remember how in the hotel they were scared thinking they'd be the first ones out . Jeff says one of them (their side) HAS to win this week, just one...they talk a little about Rachel...Jordan says Jeff has to stay on her good side...Jeff is trying but he has to bend over backwards to adjust to her personality but she can't even take one of his comments...Jordan says she's just like that...Jeff says he can't take her baby attitude...more game talk about Adam and how he needs to stop riding the fence, that is what Jeff was trying to talk to him about last week...Shelly says she has their back 100% Jeff thinks so too...Jordan says Shelly made her feel like a piece of (shit), like this big (small) when Jordan was questioning her and Shelly said wait until they watch the show and see she was with them and that when it came down to it she would take friendship over money (UGHHHH)...Jordan says that's sweet

August 19 Jeff loves his pics 12:24 - 12:26 AM Jeff is getting settled into his HOH room while Jordan is in the DR...he puts his CD in the player...palm trees...Jeff grabs the two picture frames, one holding the pic of him, his brother, mother & niece and the one of him, Marley & Macy...he smiles and then giggles to himself... He looks absolutely in heaven, you couldn't wipe the smile off his face if you tried :) He places the first one down and takes a good look at the second one...again He places that one down saying aww...he bends over to look at one more and says yeah...Jeff then looks through his HOH basket and digs in, he leaves the room shortly after... Jeff HOH little Jeff picture banter 12:40 AM Jeff & Jordan are up in the HOH room...Jordan has just come up after being in the DR...Jeff is eating his cereal Jordan says they're going good, she doesn't want to jinx it but they're doing good as a couple, last couple standing... Jeff says he got good pictures Jordan says "yeah you did"...Jeff says his brother set it all up...Jordan says "these are all from him? not your mom?"...Jeff says "he wrote me the letter"...Jordan says she knows but figured her mom might...Jeff says he's sure they talked...Jordan says "yeah you did, you got really good pics"... Jeff giggles looking at the pic of himself when he was young and says "look at little Big Jeff" Jordan grabs the picture and says "you know who you look like in that picture? Jeff says "Justin Bieber?" ...they laugh... Jordan says "no! that guy from the Little Rascals that's like 'Oh, Delilah'" Jeff doesn't know who that is... Jordan says "he has the hair that sticks up in the back, you look like him" Jeff says "I was ugly?" Jordan says "no, you're pale!" Jeff says the photo is a copy adding "I am pale, but what do you want me to do, lay out? when I'm four?" Jeff continues "what's up with my pants?" Jordan says "what's up with the hairdo?" Jeff says "whaddya mean, I was rockin' the spike" Jordan says "that hairdo looks like it's short up top and long in the back" Jeff says "oh yeah, I was rockin' the mullet probably, it was the 80's!" Jordan says "that was the 80's?" Jeff says "yeah! dude, I was fu**in' eight years old here...whyare you throwin' stones at little Jeff when I was rockin' it, you know what's up" Jordan looks at the picture and laughs... Jeff "at least I wasn't fat" (referring to Jordan's HOH picture from when she was little) Jeff cracks up! Jordan says "JEFFREY SCHROEDER!" Jeff laughing says "yeah! well, don't throw stones when you live in a glass house or in your case, a fat house" Jordan's mouth is agape! Jeff says "I'm just kidding, you're makin' fun of me, why can't I make fun of you?" Jordan says "I didn't say you were ugly" Jeff says she did say that...Jordan says she didn't say ugly, she said his hair was short on top and long in the back, when they're all younger they have those years...Jeff tries to recall the "business in the front, party in the back" saying about a mullet...Jeff brushes his teeth while Jordan talks about how the comp was a work out...they start discussing the HOH comp... Jeff - considerate pillow 3:02 - 3:10 AM Just before the 3:03am mark Jeff, who has been listening to music while Jordan sleeps peacefully, fiddles with the CD player...it's not working or it's skipping...he uses the spy screen to shed a little light on the CD player to help him try to fix it, he seems to fix it and he goes back to listening...palm trees... Feeds come back a couple minutes later and just after the 3:07am mark the same problem happens...Jeff mumbles "what the f**k" and tries to fix it again...he decides to get up and turn on the light but before doing so, being the considerate boyfriend he is , he decides to put his pillow on top of Jordan's face to shield her from the light, he does it very gently too...awww truly sweet & funny at the same time! Jeff turns on the light and fiddles with the CD player...Jordan is oblivious to the whole thing... Jeff finally seems to fix it, he goes to the bathroom then gets back in bed, takes his pillow back and continues listening… Opposite JeJo pool time - the pool is soapy 1:01 - 1:07 PM Jeff is skimming the pool for ants...Jordan is in the pool...the pool is still a little soapy...Jeff tells Rachel to put on sunscreen everywhere or Brendon will yell at him ...Jeff finally gets in the pool and what do you know Jordan gets out Jordan pulls up a chair and sits down to tan...Jeff says the soap stings his nipples Jeff says the pool is still soapy, he can't go under the water...Jeff says "aye carumba"...Adam says "burning nipples?"...Jeff says yeah, dude this is not refreshing, it's kinda gross and he gets out... Jeff - burning nipples/outside shower 1:07 - 1:10 PM Jeff is in the pool and his nipples are burning and itchy from the soapy pool He thinks it's gross and he gets out to shower outside Jeff then grabs his stuff from the other side of the pool and puts it near a chair so he can lay out but first he rinses off one more time. Jeff’s bohred 1:37 PM Jeff is on a pool chair tanning, Jordan is in the pool, Rachel is laying near the pool tanning...Jeff says to Jordan "I'm bohred"...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "I'm bohred"...Jordan says "me too"...they start talking about the lockdown maybe being for the smaller table this time... Jordan loves the giant tub 1:40 PM Jordan is in the pool talking to Jeff, Adam & Rachel, she tells Rachel that it feels good being in the pool, it makes her sleepy...Rachel asks if the water feels soapy?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says not really, it's not bad..Jeff and Adam want her to make bubbles and then Jeff says "Jordan loves it cuz she loves the tub and it's like a giant tub...she wishes she had a razor, she'd shave in there" Jeff says what if you have a house one day and that's your bathtub?...Jordan says yeah right, she wonders what the biggest bathtub is?...Jeff say that's a waste of water...they start talking about Shaquille O'Neal's pool and his custom stuff... Jeff giggles at the unitard/watch me shave? 2:21 PM Jordan leaves the pool area and walks toward Jeff who is at the couches, he asks what's up, where is she going?...Jordan says "what's up? nowhere, you look bohred"...Jeff just looks at Jordan in her unitard and she giggles saying not to look at her, she looks like she has a pooch...Jeff keeps giggling and Jordan says "whattt?"... Jordan says it's so embarrassing...she sits down...Jeff says one more day...Jordan asks what's going on? he looks stressed...Jeff says no, he's just bohred...Jeff says you have to give everyone their opportunity to talk...they talk about Dani talking to her...Jeff says "you wanna go upstairs and watch me shave?"...Jordan says yeah ...they head upstairs to the HOH to talk... HOH chat - game talk & snacks 2:24 - 2:38 PM Jordan joins Jeff in the HOH room...Jeff asks "who is it?"...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "get outta here" ...Jeff is going to have one of the teas and some cheese & crackers...they sit down to talk game... Jeff says he talked to Dani...Jordan asks what he said?...Jeff says he told Dani she was good, she figured so but he asked her what she would do with the veto because she's playing, Dani asked if she was being put up as a replacement? Jeff told her no and she asked what Jeff wants and Jeff told her not to use it and Dani said she'd throw it...Jordan says "shut up omg, you really think she's going to do that?"...Jeff says he wouldn't...Jordan says she seems like she feels pretty safe...Jeff says Dani said Kalia would expect her to take her off the block...Jordan says that's what she's scared of... Jeff says it would be stupid if Dani threw it...Jordan doesn't think she will throw it...Jeff doesn't either...Jordan says she'll just tell Jeff that and he needs to make her feel as comfortable as possible, just keep up the premise...Jeff says everything he is going to do will prove he's being true..they talk about his game talks with Porsche and Dani...he apologized to Dani about the slop and she still has her birthday and to make sure to not tell anybody they're together so he thinks she's feeling pretty safe and if she does play for veto and wins then one of the other ones goes... Jordan says Shelly told her that if she wins HOH she's putting up Dani and Kalia...Jeff tells Jordan about his talk with Kalia, how she said someone has been throwing him under the bus for 3 weeks and Jeff guessed Shelly and Kalia said no and Jeff said oh, Rachel? he thought Kalia was trying to shock him, it's not surprise it's Rachel, he shouldn't have said Shelly so he tried to backtrack...Jordan says of course Rachel has been doing that, they just need her... Jordan says "what if you do get Dani this week? whoa!"...Jeff says you know how pissed she'll be? she'll throw every stone, call him every name, what does she expect, she claims to be the all knowing BB person, didn't she hear him say that you cross him once and you're finished?...they go back to talking about his talk with Dani...Jeff says if someone else wins the veto, they have to make sure they use it...Jordan says everybody will use it and if Dani wins then the noms will stay the same... Jordan says that Shelly told her that Kalia said that JeJo were close before and she was looking out for them and this is what they do to her...Jeff isn't buying it, he's not going to fall for her tears, go fu**ing cry in the fish tank, he doesn't care LOL ...Jordan says that Dani said that Jordan's name never comes out of anybody's mouth...Jeff says Dani is playing the game too...Jordan says she doesn't want them to get rid of her because they can't get her out...Jeff says what does she want? they're getting down to it, her name is going to come up eventually but she has nothing to worry about, he's going home first...Jordan says no...Jeff says if one of the idiots win next week and put up him and Rachel they still have the votes to keep him... Jordan says hopefully they win because of the double eviction, she wants Dani out so she doesn't use that as her chance to get rid of them...they talk about what Kalia said gain, Jeff doesn't want her spinning it to Shelly in the wrong way...Jeff advises Jordan on what to tell Shelly about it...Jordan says Rachel has been quiet today...Jeff says she better not attack them once Dani is out, it's obviously on her mind...Jordan says she thinks she won't because she's alone...Jordan says that Kalia aggravates her, how could she be looking out for them when she put Jeff up... They talk about the dynamic between Dani and Kalia...they're enjoying the snacks, Jordan says these things are good...Jeff says yeah they are, it's his favorite snack ever...Jordan says everyone is going to be shocked that he's not putting up Dani...Jeff says Porsche doesn't think she's going up...Jordan is shocked!...Jeff recounts their game talk...they talk about the Lucky Charms cereal lacking in marshmallows... HOH chat - Don’t make Jeff look like an asshole 2:38 PM Jeff and Jordan are talking game and eating snacks in the HOH room...Jeff tells Jordan to not repeat anything, he knows she's not stupid but he's just reminding her...Jordan says she's not going to go down there and say it...Jeff hmm's?...Jordan says she told them all that she told Jeff some things to do but he said this is his HOH so she's not going to say anything else, she's going to let Jeff do his HOH... Jeff says "don't make me look like an asshole, I tell you everything" Jordan says that Shelly said Jeff is going to do what he wants to do...random by Jordan - "I look fat in this thing"...Jeff says "no you don't"...Jordan says honestly she really does think that Shelly is with them 100% but knows she has deals with others and has lied...the game talk continues... HOH chat - watch me shave 2:39 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game and eating snacks in the HOH room...Jordan puts her sunglasses on her head...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says she was going to go back outside...Jeff says "watch me shave" Jordan says she looks like butthole...Jeff says "are you going to come watch me shave?"...Jordan says "do you want me to?"...Jeff mmm's and says his buddy in college named Pfeiffer which causes palm trees… Jeff shaves - Jeff is hot when he’s scruffy 2:42 - 2:45 PM Jeff is prepping to shave...Jordan is sitting on the edge of the tub reading the nutritional facts on the cereal box...Jordan says you know what? when they were little, no one ever talked about calories, things like that? are kids unhealthier these days?...Jeff says Americans are unhealthy these days...Jordan says she thinks they said that French people are the healthiest because they eat small amounts...Jeff says Americans are definitely fatter...Jordan says we have good food, really good food...Jordan asks if Jeff ate any of this cereal yet?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she'll stop eating it...Jeff doesn't mind... Jordan asks if he's keeping Johnny Depp?...Jeff says no...Jordan whines come on!...Jeff says it's too long, what does she want him to be, Adam?...Jordan says no, but he can shape it up...Jeff says ok, no, he'll bring him back, he'll bring him back for sure because he won HOH with him...Jordan says Jeff looks hot when he's scruffy ...Jeff says this isn't a movie, he can't be like that all the time...talk turns to the new razor Jeff got...Jeff offers Jordan his razor since he has a new one...Jeff says the new one is "damn" like butter...Jordan says remember when guys used to wear mustaches? it's kind of weird looking now... Jeff finishes shaving/Jeff is nervous 2:45 - 2:50 PM Jeff continues shaving while Jordan watches...Jordan asks what part of Jeff's face is the most sensitive?...Jeff says his neck...Jordan says "oh yeah"...Jordan says Jeff does a really good job of doing the back of his neck by himself. Jeff says he'll get Jordan one of those razors...Jordan says she doesn't need it now...Jeff says he can because he got a new one...Jordan asks if he's going to shower?...Jeff says yes...Jordan says it starts at 5 (nomination ceremony)...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jeff says he's a little nervous because he hates doing all the dirty work, like last time getting out the big players and then he fu**ing went. Jordan says they can decide what they want to do, you know?...palm trees...Jeff says for sure "those two" will be gunning for him...Jordan asks who?...Jeff says Kalia and Porsche...Jordan says Kalia has only won one thing...Jeff is more worried about Porsche...Jordan says they can get rid of Porsche then...Jeff says if he wins the veto he can cut a deal and say he's going to save her and then she'll owe him...Jordan says he could do that too, he's got options...Jeff says he thinks this is the right move to take...Jordan says before it's too late...Jeff says before she does it to them...Jordan goes to leave and Jeff advises Jordan on how to talk to Shelly about the Kalia comment...she leaves... Classic JeJo banter - what have you done for me lately 3:15 - 3:20 PM Feeds switch to the HOH bathroom...Jeff and Jordan talk game while Jordan puts on her makeup...Jeff calls Kalia a fu**ing loser, go cry in the HN room, good game move to cry, what's great about people in life is that when they ride high, they think they're on top of the world, ykwim? life's great when you have a lot of money, everything is perfect and everyone is healthy, the second some adversity comes into your life, let's see the kind of person you are and that's the kind of person Kalia is, when adversity comes in her life, that's when you judge who you are, when everything is ok and you're splitting a bottle of wine in the hot tub, that's not life ZING! ( I knew that was still eating at him and with good reason ) Jordan asks Jeff if he's going downstairs?...Jeff says yeah, what does she need?...Jordan asks Jeff to go to the dryer and bring her unitard for her please...Jeff sighs and asks what Jordan does for him?...Jordan says everything, she gives him backrubs...Jeff says he hasn't gotten one lately...Jordan says she rubs his face at night, his head...Jeff says ok, is she going to save him from a competition...Jordan says if she's on the block...Jeff says he doesn't want to hear on the block, will she save him from a competition?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says well then good.... Jordan asks what he's going to do for her?...Jeff says he helped her win a half million dollars and he thinks he's going to help her win another half million, is that good enough for her? ZING! Jordan is silenced! LOL Jeff asks how that sounds?...Jordan says it sounds like he said it kind of rude...Jeff says that wasn't rude, how is it rude? it's not rude at all, she makes it sound like he doesn't do anything for her...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says sure! what? does she have something to say?...Jordan says he doesn't do that much. Jeff says uhh, please... Jordan smiles. Jeff talks to himself about the fish food while Jordan keeps applying makeup...Jordan asks again if he could please check on her unitard?...Jeff says oh, sorry that's how the whole conversation got started wasn't it?...Jeff leaves... Unitard kiss & hug 3:24 - 3:26 PM Jordan is in the HOH bathroom putting on makeup...Jeff comes back to the HOH with Jordan's other unitard...Jordan says "thank you"...Jeff says "hey stupid" Jeff lays it on the edge of the bathtub...Jordan thanks Jeff by kissing his cheek and they hug... Jeff says Jordan was thinking "where is he?"...Jordan says no...Jordan says she better start getting ready (for nomination ceremony)...Jeff says she knows his order of keys, Rachel first, then the others, then Jordan, then Dani...Jordan says good job, she doesn't care...Jeff says if it was Brenchel Rachel would cry...Jordan says he should do her key last...Jeff says no, he can't do that, he has to do Dani to build tension...Jeff goes over it again and Jordan says ok...Jeff leaves the HOH... Love! you ok?/Canada loves BB 5:40 PM Jeff and Adam are on the couches chatting...Jordan is over on the hammock...Adam wonders if everything is ok with Jordan because she's all curled up in a ball...Jeff says she's just tired, he calls over to her "love ♥ ! you ok?"...Jordan says yeah why?...Adam says he was just wondering...they banter a little...Jeff says Adam is worried about her... Adam keeps babbling to the cameras, he talks about BB overseas...Jeff says BB airs in Canada, can they vote? Canadians?...Adam says maybe, he's surprised Canada doesn't have their own BB...Jeff says him too, a LOT of people from Canada love the show...Adam says "eh, good job eh?"...Adam goes inside and Jeff heads over to the hammock... JeJo hammock - love, get me in there 5:42 - 5:48 PM Jeff, who has been sitting on the couches outside talking to Adam, heads over to the hammock where Jordan is...he says "love ♥ ! let me get in here" ...Jeff gets in, gets comfy, Jordan sits up and they start talking...they are both pooped...Jordan lays back down and Jeff sticks his finger in her butt LOL Jordan says she knew Jeff was going to do that, try to go for her butt...Jeff starts game talk saying that there is no way Dani is going to throw that veto, it would be ridiculous...Jordan agrees saying that she knows if either Porsche or Kalia win they're going to take themselves off the block and Jeff even said that they have to prove and fight for it in his speech...Jordan says she hopes Dani doesn't win, it would be a good move...Jordan says Shelly was talking to her about not wanting to go up against Adam at the end because of his questions knowledge so if she wins HOH she might have to put him up Jeff says can she imagine if it was them & Shelly for F3?...Jordan says yes, she was thinking that too and she tells Jeff that just in case Porsche is saved, Jeff can make a deal with her where she won't put Jeff up next week 🫣 if Jeff can believe her because she wouldn't believe Kalia and Kalia is better at questions...feeds switch to the HN room and then switch back...Jordan continues talking strategy about who is closer to who in the house and who is better to keep...Jordan says it would be so cool if they could make it to the end together but she's not gonna jinx it just because she's excited. Shelly comes outside and they start talking...Jeff asks Shelly to come over there, she does and they start talking game about something Kalia said... JeJo hammock - Jeff plays with Jordan’s feet/ashy legs 5:49 PM Jeff and Jordan are laying in the hammock chatting, Jeff is talking game to Shelly for a little bit and then she leaves so they aren't seen together too much, they banter a little and Shelly leaves...Jordan puts her foot on top of Jeff and he plays with her feet... Jordan says "you're playing with my feet" Jeff says "I'm playing"...Jordan says "I'm shocked"... Shelly yells out that Jeff can have her cigarettes any time, she doesn't need to brown nose like Adam and give him a pack of cigarettes with "J" on them and he did it in front of everybody...Shelly says she hates, they suck and she's never getting in the hammock again because they're in it...Jeff says it's Jordan, her costume smells. Jordan says it's a fresh one, she gets to retire it tomorrow, she's so happy. Shelly says good, she's sick of seeing her in green...Jordan and Jeff say they are too... Jeff has ashy legs...they continue chatting with Shelly and then Jordan, who is rubbing Jeff's legs says Jeff does have ashy legs...Jordan spells out "Jeff" on Jeff's ashy legs LOL Jordan's are so bad they're scaly LOL Jeff says it's probably from that soap (in the pool) that dries them out… JeJo hammock - they feel they can’t be affectionate 5:52 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the hammock...after Jordan points out how scaly her legs are, she snuggles into Jeff... Shelly jokingly yells out "disgusting!"...they smile and Jeff says "we can't even hug in here because then people will be like ugh, it's Brendon and Rachel" ...Shelly says they never do that stuff...Jordan sits up and they start talking about Brendon's initials being carved into the door in the HOH bathroom… JeJo hammock - Don’t dress like Rachel 5:53 - 5:58 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking while on the hammock...they are chatting with Shelly about the initials that are carved in the bathroom door(s)...Jordan says it's a little cool out...Jeff agrees...Rachel is outside now...Jeff says he's going to carve Raychell's so she'll get in trouble...Jordan whispers how it's so funny how Rachel loves sparkles...Shelly says she's not doing any carving...Jeff whispers something inaudible and then, while looking at Rachel's outfit, says to Jordan "what if you came out dressed like that?" Jordan says "what would you do?" Jeff says "oh my God" Jordan says "would you be mad?" Jeff says "I'd take your temperature" Jordan giggles and says Jeff would say "why are you dressed like that?"...Jeff says "yes"...Jordan asks what Jeff is cooking tonight?...Jeff says Adam wants to make steaks...Jeff says he wants to nap, he's not motivated to do anything else...Jordan says her either...Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan asks if it doesn't feel like a Monday or something?...Jeff says it's Friday...Jordan says it's one of those days it doesn't like a Friday...Jeff says in there, nothing feels like anything...they both yawn LOL Jordan says the nominations took awhile...Jeff disagrees saying it felt fast... Dani comes out with some slop fried pickles (sucking up...) and gets Jeff to try them... they agree they're good...Dani leaves after Jordan compliments her on her jeans (which I think are ugly lol)... Jordan is like the Blind Melon girl - skip! 5:58 - 6 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock...Jeff starts singing a Blind Melon song and says Jordan always makes him think of Blind Melon with her outfit...Jordan giggles...Jeff says that Jordan should put those glasses on and skip around the yard...Jordan says she did have them didn't she?...Jeff yells out to Adam to get his nerd glasses so that Jordan can put them on and skip around the yard... They chat a little with Rachel who is sitting on the couch in the BY area...they talk about what they should do to keep busy...Jeff says Jordan is going to skip around... ...Jordan says she even had a black hat too...Jeff says yeah, she was a bumblebee...Jeff says she has to skip around...Adam hands Jordan the glasses...Jeff says Jordan should have to wear them, they look better with the outfit...Jordan says she looks like a nerd...Jeff says "skip!" Jordan skips! all across the backyard CUTE! Rachel and Shelly tell her she looks cute & good in glasses... Jeff says it's like the Blind Melon video...palm trees… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA Laundry love 8:02 PM Jeff is folding laundry at the pool table...Jordan is sitting with Shelly and Kalia, she gets up and asks Jeff if he needs help?...JeJo are off camera for a little bit then audio goes on and off them...MUTE KALIA & ADAM ...cams go on them...Jordan helps Jeff fold laundry and Shelly is there as well doing hers...Jordan goes to bring something upstairs...Jeff picks up a pile and says "hey love ♥, bring these upstairs, please"...he hands her the pile...he then says "oh wait, hold on, could you just bring this whole bag up there love ♥?"...Jeff hands her the bag inside the house and says "here love ♥, please" Psychoanalyzing Jeff 8:42 PM Jordan is in the hot tub talking to Kalia and Shelly who are sitting on the couches (let me rephrase that...Kalia is talking non-stop while Jordan patiently listens and pretends to care... Shelly gets up to do some laundry and says she's not a good cook, Tony does it and then asks Jordan if Jeff does all the cooking?...Jordan says she doesn't cook, she cleans up...Kalia says she cooks more than cleans, she'd love to have a guy that could cook every day for her...Jordan barely responds to her, saying yeah...Shelly yells over that Tony and Jeff would get along...Jordan says "didn't you say Tony cooks?"...Shelly says yeah, they're both like that uhh, Jeff is a little standoffish when you first meet him until he knows who you are and then he'll talk, very friendly but he takes awhile, ykwim? he scared her when he first came in the house...Jordan says "really?"...Shelly says you're respectful of Jeff, that's how Tony is, kind of like yes sir...Kalia says there are people in this world that have strong personalities that come into a room and command respect...Shelly says she thought whoa! she's not messing with Jeff and he commands respect...(WTF are they talking about here...I don't agree with this at all) Jordan says "really?"...Shelly describes how it was meeting Brendon and Rachel but Jeff demanded respect, like a dad, he's not one you just start cutting up with, he's the kind of person that you wait to approach you, he'll feel you out and stand back... Jordan says one thing she likes about Jeff is that he's very upfront, honest and blunt about things and if she's acting like a butt, he'll call her out...Shelly asks if she ever calls him out? (I hate this line of questioning implying Jeff has the upper hand in the relationship...) Jordan says "oh yeah"...Shelly says they have that understanding then...Jordan says "oh yeah, we fight all the time...I'm dead serious, we fight all the time...it's stupid stuff and then we'll be over it in 10 minutes" Shelly says that is the kind of fights she likes...Kalia goes on blabbering about HER relationship, HER boyfriend, HER sister and her husband, yadda yadda yadda Mrs Schroeder/Jeff mentioning their kids 8:53 - 8:56 PM Jordan is still sitting by the hot tub, she's chatting with Rachel, Kalia and Shelly...they're talking about marriage...Rachel says she feels like she felt very clear with Brendon that he would be the one...Shelly says that Jordan is going to get married one day and she already knows what the initials on the napkins will be...Mrs. Schroeder!...Shelly imitating Jordan says "Shelly!! stop that!" Jordan says "you don't know"...Shelly says she knows...Jeff scares Shelly through the kitchen window and Shelly calls him a jerk...Shelly says that she can tell just by the way Jeff talks about them that it's going to be them...Kalia says they were playing that game the other day and Jeff said "if we have a kid"...Shelly says she picked up on that immediately...Rachel wants to know when he said that? Kalia says it was when they were playing that game...Shelly says how Jeff was saying that their kids would be cute but not very smart...Kalia says oh, that was a different time because it was the other night they were playing the game with the names and Jeff said if they have a kid it would be this name, it was the alphabet game...Shelly says "that's twice!"...Jordan says "oh well then I didn't pick up on that, I must have just ignored it" (you sure did Jordan, that's why you got nervous and excused yourself from the room as soon as Jeff brought it up lol)...Kalia repeats what Jeff said and control room...they tease Jordan about how they are always saying "love" this "love" that...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jordan says they all started something ...Shelly says "go tell them Mrs. Schroeder"... Where’s Jordan/pool table affection 9:14 PM Jeff, Rachel and Adam are playing pool...Jeff asks "where's Jordan? sleeping?"...Adam says she went to the DR...Jeff says oh yeah... Jordan comes outside She says hello...Jeff says "ello love ♥ "...Adam says the countdown has begun (getting rid of the unitard)...Jordan says 3 more hours...Adam says "normal clothes again?"...Jordan says yes, she feels like she's gaining so much weight too...Rachel says "what?"...Jordan says she's wearing this and not in her normal clothes...Rachel says you feel gross?...Jordan says yeah, that's how she feels, does she look like she's put on a bunch cuz she's put on 7 lbs...Rachel says no... Jeff asks where Jordan is going? to the hot tub?...Jordan says that's her spot, she feels like she's getting diarrhea. Jordan walks towards Jeff...Jeff extends his arm for a hug...Jeff kisses Jordan's face and then hugs her... Jeff gives her a squeeze and Jordan says that feels good cuz her back is sore...Jeff squeezes her again and rubs her back...Jordan says she thinks she does need to pool 🤨 Jeff says to go in the HOH and chill...Jordan is going to go blow it up, she leaves… Cute smile at Jordo 9:23 PM Jeff is still playing pool with Rachel and Adam...Jordan comes back outside and as she walks by Jeff to go to the hot tub Jeff gives her a cute little smile… Lover! hey love, heyyy love 9:27 - 9:30 PM Jeff and Rachel are playing pool...alcohol has arrived, 4 beers and a bottle of wine...Rachel asks Jordan, who is in the hot tub, if she wants any?...Jordan says no, thank you...Jeff says "have a glass"...Jordan doesn't want to... They keep discussing who is going to have what...Rachel goes inside... Jordan calls out "loverrr!" ♥ Jeff says "hey-lo" Jeff sings "hey love, heyyy love" ♥ Jordan asks Jeff to come over there...he does...they talk game… JeJo rip on Rachel’s DRs 11:55 - 11:59 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...they are talking about the house and talk turns to Jordan and Jeff ripping on Rachel's DR sessions, how they must be so over the top and always about Brennon! Jeff's are particularly spot on and funny!

August 17 JeJo hammock time part 3 2:30 AM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches chatting with Adam, Kalia & Porsche...talk of the 666 symbol, devil worshipping, things get awkward and Jordan asks Jeff "you wanna go lay on the hammock?"...Jeff says "the hammock?" ...Jordan hmm's...Jeff says "we could...you wanna swing?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "and then swing together?" :)...Jeff says "let's do it"...they head over to the hammock... Jeff stretches out a blanket on the hammock and then says "get in here...you ready?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and sits...they adjust...Jeff says it's cold...Jeff asks why Jordan wanted to go there?...Jordan says they all just came out at once and Shelly is still talking to Dani Jeff says "I know, what's up?"... Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches chatting with Adam, Kalia & Porsche...talk of the 666 symbol, devil worshipping, things get awkward and Jordan asks Jeff "you wanna go lay on the hammock?"...Jeff says "the hammock?" ...Jordan hmm's...Jeff says "we could...you wanna swing?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "and then swing together?" :)...Jeff says "let's do it"...they head over to the hammock... Jeff stretches out a blanket on the hammock and then says "get in here...you ready?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and sits...they adjust...Jeff says it's cold...Jeff asks why Jordan wanted to go there?...Jordan says they all just came out at once and Shelly is still talking to Dani Jeff says "I know, what's up?"... Jeff tells Jordan she HAS to fake it 3:11 - 3:15 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are outside talking game...they're talking about how Dani and Shelly were talking and Dani was kind of drunk...Jeff says he sees Shelly getting away from it, Dani is the aggressor...Jordan starts complaining about the HN comp and how there was tension...Adam says he yelled at Dani...Jordan says now they're coming up to her and trying to be nice, she's not fake, she can't be like "let's be best friends"...Adam says it's Dani's competitive spirit...they talk about the comp again and Jordan wants to know who she could have beaten because she stunk...Jeff says "who gives a f**k about that competition"... Jordan says she's just saying that they showed how they were in that competition and now they want to act all nice, they already showed where the lines are drawn, she's not going to be besties with all of them...they talk about what Dani said about Rachel and what she did with the bandanas...Jordan says let Dani and Rachel battle... Jeff says "you gotta play, I understand what you're saying and he understands what you're saying but at the same time you have to play the game, you can't just hide in the hot tub while everyone's talking, you have to fake it a little bit, ykwim?" ...Adam says that's what he's doing...Jeff says she has to...Jordan says "but I like the hot tub, I'm cold half the time" Jeff says he's using it as an example, she has to keep a face cuz otherwise other people are going to start thinking well, what's with Jordan? they thought they were on a team and she's just fu**ing hides all the time, she has to assure people as well because other peoples' minds are going to start going crazy too...Jordan tries to defend herself but Jeff says they know but he's just telling her, if someone else wins she has to play the game to keep herself off the block and keep her in the game, he's playing to keep them both in there so play the game to keep them both in there because she's not going anywhere, he is... Goodnight kiss, love you 5:26 AM Jeff and Jordan finally go to bed after a super long night of game talk with Adam, Shelly & Dani...they do their usual routine of goodnight kisses and love you's and go to sleep... Jeff would never look bad hug 11:58 AM - 12 PM It's HOH picture day, the HG's are getting ready to take pictures...Jeff has just finished making coffee...Jordan is putting on makeup in the bathroom...Jeff calls out to her "LOVE ♥ !?"...Jordan says "what's up?" Jeff goes to the bathroom...terrible camera work here, off camera Jordan says "don't look at me, I look really bad today"...Jeff says "aww, you could never" Jordan says "aww how sweet"...Jordan says she does look bad...Jeff asks if she's tired?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and reaches out to Jeff for a hug... Jeff says "it's picture day!"...Jordan says she has to get ready for her big debut...Jeff says yeah!...he uses the bathroom while Jordan finishes up brushing her teeth… Hey lover - Jeff wants a picture with Jordan 12:22 PM Jeff is sitting outside on the couches in the BY, he's chatting with Brenchel...Jordan comes out and says to Jeff "hey lover ♥ !" Jeff says "what's up? you take pictures?"...Jordan says nothing, she says hello to Brenchel and says she was just putting her make up on...Jeff says for her to come get him when she wants to take a picture...Dani comes out and talks about pictures, she shows Jeff one on the camera he would like...Jeff says "let me go take a picture with Jordan" he leaves... JeJo picture time 12:24 - 12:28 PM Jeff and Jordan get their picture taken in the kitchen by the HOH, Dani. Dani suggests Jeff wear the dunce cap and they take another one like that...then as a group they take 2 by the stairs, one a smiley one and a goofy face one... Pool time - hey lover 1:20 PM Jordan is in the pool, Jeff is walking around the BY...Jordan is talking game with Adam who is sitting nearby...Jordan calls out to Jeff "hey lover" she asks if he's coming in the pool after?...Jeff says he is… What Jeff thinks of Jordan’s boobs 1:22 - 1:30 PM Jordan is in the pool talking to Adam who is lounging nearby...Jeff is walking/jogging around the BY...Jordan is talking about the second unitard and how it was so tight especially around her boobs...Adam says hey, she wanted those boobs so deal with it, nobody held a gun to her head...Jordan knows, she was being stupid...Adam asks how long ago she got them?...Jordan says 2 years ago, she was 22...Adam asks where Jordan was working...Jordan worked 3 jobs, a nightclub, bowling alley, the salon...Jordan hated working at the nightclub...Adam asks why she got the bigger boobs...Jordan explains she thought they were ugly and she was self-concious...Adam asks what she means they were ugly?...Jordan says if he saw them he'd say they were ugly, she's being honest, they were small and pointy and then she got them done, all the girls working downtown had them, all her friends except for two have fake boobs, so she was around that and it doesn't help when everyone has them, she didn't realize they would be as big as they are, she tried the implants on with a bra and thought they would be normal but oooh, she doesn't know...Adam asks if she's happy? she does want them reduced?...Jordan says for sure, they're way too big, she can't wear certain tops anymore, she's not like, she can deal with it but she thinks they're way too big... Adam asks if Big Jeff likes them?...Jordan says "Jeff thinks they're big, don't you Jeff?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Adam says "too big?"...Jeff says "little bit, but they're nice" ...Adam says he likes natural...Jeff says he doesn"t want her to look like "that girl" because she's not "that girl" you know?...Jordan says she doesn't act like "that girl"...Jeff says he knows but people look at her and think it...Adam says people look at him and think he's one way...Jordan says that's true...Adam says he didn't know they were fake...Jordan says really? ahh, Kalia didn't know either...Jeff says he thinks she's "that girl"...Adam says he thought she was blessed, he's a boob fan, he just likes them...Jordan says it makes girls more feminine?...Adam says yeah...Adam says he can't tell most times but Jordan has curves so they look natural on her...Jordan says that she was Dani's size, like an A...Adam is surprised, it was a big change...Jordan talks about how her skin was so stretched and how her left boob was infected with a stitch, she had a really bad scar from it and then she explains when and why she got the boob job before BB... JeJo vs Brenchel - Jordan is feisty 1:58 - 2:02 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they are talking to Brendon and Rachel about the current situation...JeJo do not have the votes to keep Brendon and they don't want to piss off the the other side of the house by throwing 2 pity votes his way...Jordan explains they would expect the same if one of them were on the block...Brendon understands but Rachel, who is on the elliptical, yells out no, they wouldn't do the same thing...Jordan gets agitated telling Rachel to stop! she has been sticking up for her and has been nice to her...Rachel yells out that she's done nothing but stick up for her and Jeff ::eyeroll:: Unfortunately Jordan uses the wrong word here saying that last week she "babysat" Rachel and campaigned her butt off to keep her there and that's why she got to see Brendon again...Brendon says to let it go...Rachel says "babysat me?" ...Jordan says she was an emotional wreck last week, she was the only one that talked to her, everyone else didn't talk to her, she would go in the room and let her cry, she gave her pep talks, like 10 pep talks a day, she was the only one that stuck up for her when everyone else ran...Rachel snarkily says "ok, you're right"...Jordan says "you don't think that?"...Rachel says "I do"...Jordan says "you really don't think that?"...Rachel says she never said that...Jordan says everyone in the house will see that, she worked out with her, she talked game at night with her, why does she think they are against her? Rachel says she never said that...Jordan says that Rachel is giving her that vibe that she's thinking that and she's not going to vote to keep Brendon if it's going to affect her and Jeff, they still have to play the game and she knows that Rachel is pissed off at them if they don't vote for Brendon but if he doesn't have Adam's vote, they won't vote for him because she's not pissing off Shelly and Dani and she told her that, she knew it would be hard to campaign for whoever was on the block so Rachel shouldn't sit there and act like she never had her back, she's had her back 100% in this game...Rachel says "ok, you're right" SILENCE.... Brendon says "Rach, it is what it is"...Rachel knows and accepted it, she doesn't know why they're getting mad at her, all she said is that her and Brendon would vote to keep them even if the entire house got pissed at them just like when people wanted Jeff backdoored and the house could back it up her and Brendon said no!...Jeff asks Rachel what voting for Brendon is going to do for anybody?... Rachel walks over saying that it doesn't do good for anybody but when you have someone's back the entire game, she's sorry Jordan had to babysit her because she was an emotional wreck her fiance was going away for 6 weeks, if Jeff left for 6 weeks she would be emotional too and she would have done the same...Jeff says that babysitting was the wrong word but what he's saying is that they never left her, they were with her 100%...Jordan says Brendon told them to make sure to watch over Rachel...Jeff says they made jokes about how they had to go in shifts watching her because they had her back...Rachel says she's not going to forget that...Jeff says he doesn't know where the attitude is coming from...Rachel says there's no attitude...Brendon tells Rachel to sit down...Jeff says he doesn't know what the positive reinforcements would be...Brendon says that Rachel just gets upset because if it was one of them on the block they would vote against the house...Rachel says she wouldn't care what the house said...Jeff says so they would vote for them to stay even if it went against the house?...Rachel says 100%... Jeff vs Brenchel - Jeff hashes it out 2:02 - 2:07 PM The JeJo vs Brenchel showdown continues...Jeff poses the question to Brenchel "so that means you're with us 100%, you've never ever ever thrown us under the bus, ever?"...Rachel says "no Jeff" ...Jeff says "you've never said a bad word about me?"...Rachel says "yeah probably to Brendon when I get frustrated with you"...Jeff asks if he could bring 1, 2, 3 people out there and ask them if they threw him under the bus or said anything bad about him?...Brendon admits that he asked Shelly if Jeff had cut a deal with Dani (umm what about the tons of times you threw them under the bus to Dani to try to save your asses?? LOL) Jeff says that's not what he's talking about...Rachel asks what he's talking about?...Jeff says he's not talking about anything, he finds it hard to believe that they would vote for them for no reason...Rachel asks why wouldn't they?...Jeff says it doesn't make sense...Rachel says they've been working with them...Brendon says if Jeff says someone has said something then to tell what they've said...Jeff says he's not going there, like the last time Brendon left, leave classy, if it was someone else he would bring it to the table, he doesn't care... Rachel says who is filling his head?...Jeff says no one is, he's not filled with anything...Rachel says why would she say anything against them? when Jordan was vs Brendon on the block she told them exactly what she said, she had no problems telling them what she said about Jordan... Jeff gets it but this is what he does not get, they're having this conversation and Rachel is getting frustrated, friends don't "pussyfoot around" (paraphrase)...Rachel says friends don't say they're babysitting each other, she's sorry she's such a burden (to Jordan)...Jordan apologizes for using the wrong word, she meant that she looked out for her last week and she did, she had her back 100% because they got Lawon up there and campaigned their butts off for her to stay every single day, even though she didn't know it they did know she was staying...Jeff says they kept it from her because she was so emotionally out of it and as a friend they did that for her to not get her in more trouble, they kept her and got them back together and Brenchel make it seem like they owe them something, they have their back... Rachel says they don't think JeJo owes them anything...Jeff says the thing is that she's fighting with them about something that is meaningless, if they vote for them it's meaningless, it does nobody any good other than give them 2 votes (for stats)...Brendon says that's fine...Jeff says there's no point...Brendon knows...Jeff says if it was him and he didn't have the votes, he'd tell the others not to vote for them and f**k themselves in the game, there's no reason to vote for him...Jeff says they are different and want the votes, want them to go against the house for absolutely no reason... Brendon says it's fine, he understands his reasoning and his logic, the only thing he will say is that he does know that Jeff gets frustrated with Rachel when he's not there, he's got that, he will say that Jeff needs to talk to Rachel differently than he talks to other people in the house, he needs to be more respectful to her...Jeff says "ok"...Brendon says he's just being honest...Jeff says "could you tell her the same thing?"...Brendon says yeah, absolutely, same thing because they're both hard-headed... Jeff says "absolutely but I don't understand, I try to help you Rachel, even outside this game...you wanna change your name and I was all for that and I told you how you guys are and I was motivating you on the right track, you can't do the same thing in life and expect different results and I try to fill your head with like positive energy...I think you absorb it and then one second later, I think you almost do the opposite" LOL "and I try to help you, you think I'm trying to hurt you, I never was out to get you, I'm trying to help you guys, I really enjoy you guys, I never thought you guys would be like this and all I do is try to help you in life, not in this game but for some reason you think I'm against you, we looked after you the whole time, Shelly looked after you all last week, we got all the votes but all you wanna see is what's good for Rachel and Brendon, that's all you want to see and I'm not trying to throw a stone, I'm not trying to be mean, you put blinders on to everybody else but you guys, so all that help, all that work, all the talking, all the speeches, all that calming you down, didn't go through, you had blinders on"...Rachel says "yeah because my fiance left" LOLOL JeJo vs Brenchel - Jeff bit his tongue 2:07 - 2:11 PM JeJo & Brenchel continue their conversation at the pool area...Rachel tries to say that she was upset because her fiance was going to be gone for 6 weeks...Jeff says he gets that, he was totally sympathetic to that...Rachel says she knows and appreciates that Jordan had to "babysit" her and she's sorry she was so emotional...Jeff says "listen don't take one word she said, she just apologized, don't keep throwing that around ok? don't keep throwing that around, I mean...guys listen, I'm trying to help you here, I'm trying to help you and be a man and I'm trying to tell you guys what's up but by telling me watch the way I talk and stuff, I have to walk around on eggshells, I walk on eggshells around Rachel"...Brendon tries to say he's just asking Jeff to be respectful...Jeff says he will, he totally understands that sometimes his temper gets the best of him and he apologizes but he does walk around on eggshells around her (Rachel apologizes too)... (I find this part hilarious because of how Jordan imitated Jeff later on saying this, she was dead on! LOL) Jeff says "I bite my fu**ing tongue, it's in half because I bit it off! because I bite my tongue, do you know what that means? biting your tongue?"...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says "you don't know, you say whatever is on your mind all the time! there's no filter...I don't have a tongue left, I can't even taste food because I ripped it off...that's what I'm saying, that's why I'm frustrated" Dramatic much! LOL Brendon changes the subject to who is saying they are throwing JeJo under the bus and they continue talking game...Brendon says he just wanted to let Jeff know that as soon as he talks down to Rachel or is disrespectful she shuts off, that's just (her), Jeff has been raised around coaches and brothers, probably talking to girls is a little difficult sometimes because he's used to guys...Jeff says probably, he's right, his temper does get the best of him but if he's biting his tongue and he's working, he expects the same from that end, it's not that he's attacking Rachel, it's just the way he was raised, it's the way he talks, it's the way he grew up... Rachel says just because she gives him a look and says it's ok doesn't mean she's trying to talk shit to him...Jeff says to let him tell her something about body language and then he goes on to demonstrate how body language can tell the opposite story of what a person is saying... Rachel says she's sorry and let her tell Jeff something about her, she doesn't mean to cut him off but when she gets upset she needs a second to cool down, Brendon and her have to hash things out and she does it all the time with him, she needs a moment, she's sorry if her facial expressions and body language offend Jeff...Jeff gets a chuckle out of the "offending you with my body language" comment... Palm trees and then they continue hashing things out... Kiss by the pool 3:24 PM Jeff is in the pool, Jordan comes outside and sits herself down by the pool...Brendon is tanning nearby...Jeff inches over to Jordan and he talks about making those Arby sandwiches again...Jordan says they're out of roast beef...BB tells Jordan to put on her mic...she goes to get up and Jeff says he was coming (to kiss her)...they kiss... Jordan gets up to get her mic... You’re welcome lover 3:32 - 3:37 PM Feeds switch to JeJo who are going into the storage room...Jordan wants to know what there is to eat?...Jeff says how about tacos?... Jordan changes the subject saying "how ridiculous are they?"...Jeff says "Brendon & Rachel?"...Jordan says "omg"...Jordan says when he came over (hard to understand what she's referring to here), she thought Jeff was going to come unglued...Jeff says he was but he bit his tongue, he could have gone two directions there...Jordan says "you did good, you did real good"... They talk about what they're going to eat and can't believe they're out of food already...they head out to the candy room...Jordan holds the door open for Jeff and he says thanks, she says "you're welcome lover ♥ "...they chat a bit more while in the room...Jordan is whispering about a comment Brendon made to her earlier and then they head out and go to the bathroom...they continue talking about Brendon and his bitterness...Jeff goes to take a shower and sees how gross the stall is...Jordan uses the bathroom... Jeff will stick up for his girlfriend 3:59 - 4:02 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are in the kitchen...Jeff is making tacos, Jordan eating chips & salsa, Adam is doing his usual wandering around being annoying ...Jeff and Adam banter a little about whatever and then Jeff says something about people not throwing out old lunch meats that makes Jordan think he's referring to her, she says "you're a butthole"...Jeff says "I'm not talking about you butthole" LOL Jordan says he was talking about her...Jeff says he wasn't...they then start placing blame on Porsche and Adam says if Jeff wants to yell at Porsche, he can yell at him because he told her there weren't any lunch meats ...Jeff says "I'll stick up for my girlfriend" (Jeff poking fun of Adam protecting Porsche)...Jordan says "aww that was sweet" They continue bantering about how lazy people are... Candy room - love, did you go to sleep? 5:26 - 5:28 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...Jeff comes back from the DR and gets in bed with Jordan again...he says "love ♥ ? noooh...did you go to sleep?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff's head... Jeff says to not give him the old pet my head and go back to sleep...Jordan reaches for Jeff's arm and pulls it towards her, she starts rubbing it for a little bit and then taps him to signal it's over...they both turn to their respective sides to nap... JeJo bathroom kiss 9:15 PM Jeff is in the kitchen, is finishing up his snack and wanders into the bathroom where Jordan is sitting on the lounger, he sits down saying "hey, what are you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing" and they give each other a kiss Jordan says she's putting on some makeup because she was told she'd be called into the DR tonight, she's looking a little rough… Jeff burns the chess pieces thieves 9:43 PM Jeff, Jordan, Kalia, Adam and Porsche are talking in the LR...talk turns to the chess pieces being missing still...Jeff, unbeknownst to him, burns one of the thieves, Kalia, who is sitting right there, by saying that once the show is over they'll be at a bar and the thief will make a joke about how they were the ones who stole the chess pieces, wasn't that cool? and Jeff will say "honestly you're a fu**ing huge loser, your whole life is a big mistake" LOLOL! They all crack up laughing… Drink, do it & crab legs 9:59 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam and Dani are chatting in the LR...Dani tells Jeff the question she was going to ask was, off the top of your head, what are the top 3 things you're going to do when you get out of the house?...Jeff says noodles were on his mind for some reason but... The top 3 things are "drink, do it & crab legs" 😜 Fatty Schroeder 10:24 PM Jeff is in the kitchen washing dishes...Jordan is eating at the counter...Jeff giggles and says to Jordan "what if Kat calls me Fatty Schroeder? wtf!"...Jordan and Jeff giggle...Adam asks what?...Jeff says it's a girl in Charlotte that cuts his hair by Jordan, she calls him Fatty Schroeder...Adam and Jordan want to know why she calls him Fatty Schroeder?...Jeff says "cuz I eat too much?" Nacho cuteness 11:11 - 11:19 PM Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Dani are in the LR chatting, they're waiting for the nachos that Porsche is making...Dani gets up and leaves...Shelly & JeJo continue chatting about Twitter and things to follow...Jordan says she doesn't really follow anybody, she never gets on...Jeff says "you follow me" Jordan says she knows, Jeff follows like 50 people Jeff follows inspirational quotes, he thinks positive attitude things work, it's real, you just have to relate it (to your life)... Shelly gets up saying "let's get some nachos kiddies"...Jeff jumps up saying "yeah" and throws the plastic ball at Jordan LOL Jordan barely flinches, she smiles...Jeff says "I'm so mean, c'mon love ♥ , I don't wanna be mean"...Jordan says she's not eating...Jeff lifts up his shirt to show off his belly and Jordan giggles saying "go Fatty Schroeder" Jeff says "nooh" and heads to the kitchen...Jordan yells out for Jeff to put some extra on his plate and she'll eat some of his...Jeff doesn't respond... Jordan then yells out "Jeff! put some extra on your plate"...Jeff says "just uh, come and make one...I'm making you one"...Dani has returned to the LR and tells Jordan Jeff is making her a plate...Jordan says she only wants one...Adam says you can't have just one...Jeff says "yeah that's a lie"... Dani and Jeff play the "what would you evict" game with hot sauce, sour cream & garlic...Jeff walks back to the LR...Jordan is walking to the kitchen...Jeff hands Jordan her plate...Jordan says she'll just make herself some...Jeff says "I just made you that, why would I do that?"...Jordan says "ok thanks"...she heads back to the LR...Shelly says it's a nice midnight snack...Jeff says "this is my 15th meal of the day" LOL The HG's all chow down on the nachos while playing the "who would you evict game"...Jordan has gotten up to put her plate away...shortly after the 11:18pm mark she heads back and rubs Jeff's hair as she walks by him and says "thanks Jeff" Jeff says "thank Porsche"...Jordan says "no for making my food, I told her thank you"...

August 25 HOH talk - there is no I in we 12:10 - 12:14 AM Feeds switch to the HOH room...Jeff joins Jordan asking "what's up?"...she's in the bathroom, Jeff says he'll wait until she's done...Jordan comes out and asks Jeff some advice about the snake and how to work it best...Jeff explains and says Jordan is getting it down there fine but once she's at the big part she needs to really slow it down to get it in the hole...they talk about how Dani was training Porsche and Jeff says that she's downstairs crying right now, she won't even look at him in the face...Jordan says yeah, she doesn't like them, she won't look at her either...Jeff says she doesn't like him... Jordan tells Jeff about Shelly, how she thinks she got mad because she told her that Jeff wants Jordan to win because she hasn't won anything in awhile and Shelly said "oh, so he doesn't believe in any of us?"...Jeff is outraged, he says "what!!?"... Jordan says she told her he does believe...Jeff says he hasn't said "I" the whole time, he said "we"...Jordan says she's in a bad mood...Jeff says he can't fu**ing deal with these people, he said "we" 800 fu**ing times to her...Jordan says well, there's something weird going on Jeff says he saw her in that room and she's been acting weird ever since...Jordan says yeah, it's like she's been caught... Jordan says when her and Rachel were whispering strategy about the snake game she could see Shelly sitting there staring at them so she's wondering if Shelly might have a deal with Porsche & Kalia...Jeff says he's sure she does, you can't stop people from playing and covering their own ass...Jordan says she knows but she just doesn't want Jeff and Rachel getting put up if they don't win. Jeff says she's going to win and what is she talking about? he said "we" 50 times, we, we, we, we're going to win, we we, he said it 100 times and for her to say that, don't start...they both leave the HOH room and giggle about 2 chess pieces being missing… Jeff’s last night as HOH talk - Dani & Shelley betrayal 4:27 - 4:42 AM Jeff and Jordan have their nightly late night talk, the last of Jeff's HOH reign...it's been a long night and they are just now realizing that Shelly has been playing them by getting close with them on a personal level, they are also talking about Dani and her tactics...first they get ready in the bathroom and look cute in their matching outfits Jordan gets in bed and says "oh Jeff"...Jeff says "geez Louise" before going to pee...Jeff comes out and says "my God"...Jeff turns off the light and gets in bed...they start discussing Dani, Shelly and her betrayal...Jeff says "man, she's putting up a stinkeroo, bravo"...Jordan says "who? Dani?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she thought she was done...Jeff says "far from it"... Jordan says who is the one person to say that their dad hates them? that's stupid...Jeff says she has no points but the thing is why does anyone buy it? he's the only one that doesn't buy it and that's why she's pissed and she doesn't know that he threw the veto, she just made that up too Jordan says when Rachel said that she thought oh no! thinking Jeff said yes but thank God he said no...Jeff says what? is she crazy? he'd never say yes... Jordan says that Rachel kept telling her the week Brendon was gone not to trust Shelly, it's kind of like she's ignoring it because she's nice but she doesn't think they should kill her, make war because she's got a family watching, they don't need to go on there and yell at her, say anything, they all need to be quiet about it, does Jeff agree?...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't want to embarrass her...Jordan doesn't think that's the right thing to do... Jeff says Shelly keeps bringing up money that they are going to win, listen, Shelly has money ok, so listen, he doesn't have any money if she wants to keep bringing it up, he doesn't have any...Jordan says they now know that she's definitely not with them, she's spreading lies but they don't need to go and have a bash session, she's been respectful to everyone and she's a mom, they don't need to scream and do that whole thing, they know it and should be quiet about it (how did that turn out Jordan? lol) Jeff says he won't be quiet about it if Porsche or Kalia win HOH...Jordan says you know they'll run and tell Shelly...Jeff says he'll bring it out in the open, Dani won't be there to back up any stories...Jordan says she doesn't want her, it to be some big thing and she's got a family at home, her little girl seeing everyone yelling at her mom, she doesn't think it's the right way to go about it...Jeff says she's right but she's not going to let her slide through either...Jordan says they can do it in a nice way or bring her aside and talk to her letting her know they know what she's been doing, how she's lying to everybody, Kalia knows it because of Dani... They discuss the snake game again, more advice from Jeff...they watch the spyscreen a bit and start getting paranoid about Adam LOL Jordan says if Shelly has been lying to them the whole time, she's going to feel so stupid. Jeff says what he thinks is that she's a good person, she's trying to get by in this game because she can't win a comp so she's protecting her ass on all ends, she's playing up that mother role, everyone cares for her and she cleans everything, she's just doing what comes naturally, being a good person but on the other token she's playing every single angle, she's made 3 F3 deals, if it was anyone else they'd be getting killed right now, that's why he hates making these final deals, he wants to go week by week, it changes every week, everyone wants to hear that, why do people want those promises, the next week things change, he's been going to bat for and protecting Shelly from the beginning and she's been playing all sides like that? if it was anyone else they'd kill her, they're already wanting to kill Adam and he's not half as bad as she is, they have to look at it like a game, she's doing a wrong thing... Jordan would like to get Porsche or Kalia out first before Shelly...Jeff knows so tomorrow Jordan wins but Porsche is confident, she's good and she's real confident...Jordan says yeah she is but thinks she did pretty good (also)...Jeff says Jordan did great, she's perfect Jeff says man, the house is going bonkers...Jordan feels like it's so different this time...Jeff says no, he was going crazy last time too...Jordan says not like this...Jeff says it was a couple of weeks later but towards the end he was losing it too...Jordan says last time they laughed and it was more fun...Jeff says he feels like this time there's more weight on their shoulders, he was put in a leader role which he didn't want but then he's questioned on how he's leading, he doesn't want that, he wants to be the quiet person but he was put in that role and now it's at a point where he has to win competitions... Jordan says it's obvious if Shelly brings up things about Jeff it means she doesn't want him there...Jeff says no shit, she keeps telling everybody that?...Jordan says yeah and maybe Kalia was saying things about Jeff because of Shelly...Jeff says he doesn't know what else he can do to prove to her, obviously she's not listening to what he's saying, he keeps saying "we", he keeps putting it as a team but she keeps taking it as whatever Dani says...Jordan says she takes things and spins them...Jeff doesn't know why she's listening to Dani when he does nothing to solo himself out...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's like Dani is a God or something, did she make that many great moves or something in her season?...Jeff doesn't even remember... Jeff wants to start a family ❤️ 4:43 - 4:46 AM Jeff and Jordan are continuing their late night/early morning talk...Jeff says that Dani is very defensive, he's not going to break her down, he doesn't think she likes him but the fact he got the best of her is making her 10X madder, she's going to have a bashfest in Vegas with all the other people that don't like him...Jordan says who cares, he got her out before she got him out...Jeff says she's stirring up all this trouble...Jordan says that he knew she was, if Adam is solid, which he sounds to be and then Rachel they have nothing to worry about, she thinks Adam is good... Jeff sighs and says he thinks so too but there's 13 hours left...Jordan says unless Adam turned on Shelly and then they ended turning on them...Jeff says uhhh, it's getting fu**ing stressful now, they have to step back, it's getting personal, they have to step back and think about what's best for the two of them in this game, who cares what people say out of there, in the end it is just a game... Jordan asks what Jeff thinks?...Jeff says "I think we need to say something to Shelly, I'm sorry if you are a mother...I wanna win too, I know you wanna win for your family and I'm not knocking your family, I'm not trying to be a mean guy but the point is, I want to win too, I want to start a family, ywkim (Jordan says right) and I'm not, I'm sorry but this is a game and if you're doing the wrong thing, if it was anyone else we would have called them on it and fu**ing killed them for it as a house, as an individual, as whatever and because she's nice and cleans and has a family she gets away with it? listen we have to start thinking business, like a game because that's not right" Love, I think you’re going to do awesome 4:52 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game early into the late night/early morning...Jeff says he's over tired...Jordan is too and she has to do good tomorrow, she thinks it's going to come down to her and Porsche in the snake comp (she was SO right!), she thinks she'll do good, she worked on it from 8 at night til 3...Jeff mumbles yeah...Jordan says what? and calls him out on how he said that...Jeff says "no love, I think you're going to do awesome!", she did do good, she was the best one out there, he really thinks she is going to win...Jordan tells Jeff to help her while she's doing it, is that allowed?...Jeff says yeah...they go over the comp and scenarios around that… No, I want youu… 4:55 - 5 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night/early morning talk...Jordan says that she can't wait until this thing is over...Jeff says it's stressful...Jordan says it is, it's driving her crazy...Jeff feels like he's working overtime...Jordan feels like she's constantly thinking and talking, it's draining...Jeff says they're at a point where they overthink everything, their initial gut is what they should trust...Jordan asks why they keep talking about it? why can't she talk about something else?...Jeff says they keep questioning themselves...Jordan says she thinks if she keeps talking, she'll feel better about herself...Jeff says sometimes it helps but you're beating that fu**ing horse all day, everyday, sometimes it's too much but sometimes it's good to get it out...Jordan feels like Porsche is playing it lower and she'll slip through the end, she wants to get her out now (good gut Jordan ) Jeff says you work so hard to build a team and get numbers and everyone wants something better, it's too hard, he can't control everybody...Jordan says it's coming to a point if it stays like this every week that she just won't even care if she's in jury, she just wants outta there... Jeff says "well you're going to go far, it's like he's getting tired because"...Jordan says "no, I want youuu..." Jeff says it doesn't work like that, he's getting out, he won both comps, Dani is telling everybody that they're writing checks for him, she's going to make sure no matter what that when she leaves that he's the target, it's too stressful, he can't battle everybody, he can't do it Jordan says she doens't stand a chance with the people left in the house if Jeff goes, she's screwed...Jeff says there's still the veto, he's not going to quit so they gotta bring the noise if they want to get rid of him. Jordan says it's just so hard this time, last time was hard (too)...Jeff says that this time there's more eyes on them, last time they had that protection and then they all thought Jordan was an idiot, she couldn't do anything and they just cracked jokes in the corner while they went crazy...Jordan says she knows and wished it was like that this year...Jeff says Chima fought Russell and Russell fought Jessie, Lydia was fu**ing crazy and then everyone killed Michele and then everyone killed Ronnie but they're in everything this time, that's why he didn't care if Rachel and Dani killed each other, he's not going to stop that... Jordan explains that she stopped Rachel because she was scared that she would say a whole bunch of stuff...Jeff says they need to throw Shelly under the bus so someone else fights Shelly like Kalia & Porsche, he can't be the target every week from here on out, it's only 3 more weeks so he guesses he could be, f**k it...Jeff asks why he keeps smelling a fart Jordan asks is it her?...Jeff says no, Dani probably put a shit under the bed LOL Oh love…it’s just a game 5 - 5:05 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night/early morning talk and are watching the spy screen...they're talking about how Kalia will be shocked when she sees Dani didn't care about her either...Jeff says they're pulling an all-nighter...Jordan says that's good on their part because they'll be tired...Jeff says they'll be up Adam & Shelly's ass...Jordan doesn't even think Kalia campaigned to stay...Jeff says no, he thinks Kalia doesn't even care if she leaves for Dani...Jordan agrees... Jordan says she feels like they're in the middle of everything...Jeff says that's why they have to start putting shit on everyone else because everyone is lying and putting it on them, with Dani not there, they're not going to put it on them, he's going to fu**ing put it on everybody else, he's playing the game too now, he'll make up shit and do whatever he has to do...Jordan says to make it seem like he has Pandora's box, remember?...Jeff says he should've played that up more today... Jordan says she has to go to bed, she wraps up her mic and turns towards Jeff, snuggling into him...Jeff turns off the spyscreen and sighs saying "oh love ♥ ...this is ridic-y" Jeff says they need to regroup, tighten up some screws, they have three weeks left, they'll do what they have to, use people, whatever, maybe they don't think they're honest anymore but he's fu**ing making up bullshit, as long as they're on the same page and people ask both of them, they'll believe it, he doesn't give a f**k, he's saying everything he heard and throwing everybody under the bus...Jordan says ok LOL Jeff throws out examples of what he'll say to throw people under the bus, he wonders about the duck thing and the chess pieces, that's another thing, he's going to make Rachel hate Shelly and Porsche...Jordan thinks Shelly knew about where they were...Jeff says he's going to start wars...Jordan quietly giggles...Jeff says he wants the target off of them, he wants other people to go to war...Jordan says she thinks Kalia might work with them again...Jeff says if they win, they'll have options...Jordan says she's going to try her hardest tomorrow...Jeff feels confident...Jordan does too... Jordan says ok goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight, I love you" and they kiss... Jordan says "love you too"...Jeff says "remember, it is just a game so don't get too wrapped up in everything"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "it is just a game so don't get too stressed or wrapped up in everything, you know...we got 3 weeks left and there's a real world outside of here, so don't worry about it"...Jordan asks if people hate them?...Jeff says he doesn't even care, probably, he can't worry about that...Jeff puts on his headphones to listen to music and Jordan turns back to face Jeff, she peeks over at Jeff a couple of times the feeds go to control room… Candy room chatter before the live show 1:21 - 1:30 PM Jeff and Jordan shoot the breeze with Adam, Rachel & Porsche in the candy room before the live show...they talk about past HG's and how long they were in the house and then talk about the beds...Jordan keeps inching closer to Jeff and then finally grabs Jeff's hand over towards her and clasps his hand... They talk about smelly farts and call Porsche out on a bad one Adam says everybody farts and poops and nobody's shit doesn't stink, everyone's shit stinks...Rachel says "or smells like orange spray"...Jeff says orange spray or women's perfume, when at 3am Porsche has sprayed on a little perfume you know why, she just felt like putting on a little dabble They talk about how they were locked down for 2 hours so hopefully the rest of the day won't go by so slow...they all debate that a little...Rachel asks when she's getting ready...they are talking about when they're getting ready and how long each person takes...Rachel leaves...they start wondering what tonight's comp might be and then talk about the Bendaroos...Jeff has his in his bedside table...Jeff gets comfy to take a nap even putting a shirt over his eyes and feeds switch… ⬆️ LAST TIME JEFF IS ON THE FEEDS 😪 Jeff is evicted :( 6-7 PM Jeff is evicted on Double Eviction night by a vote of 2-2 (Adam & Jordan voted for him to stay, Porsche & Shelly voted to evict) with Kalia breaking the tie. Jordan & Shelley fight 7:15 - 7:25 PM Jordan and Rachel are sitting in the purple room...Jordan is crying... Shelly walks in and says "If that's really what you think of me then you don't know me at all." Jordan - "No I don't think I do" Shelly - "Well Jordan when you calm down we can talk, but" Jordan - "No I don't wanna talk to you" Shelly - "I'm Not playing Jeff's game, so you're pissed. I hafta try to win" Jordan - "I didn't say you were playing Jeff's game!" (Shelly saying something inaudible) Jordan repeats what she said. Shelly screams pointing her finger "So saying in there that I was saying bad things, I can't wait till you see the DRs, I can't wait! Because you know what as bad as I feel for you, I feel like S*** too!" Jordan screams "You should feel like shit!" Shelly - "Good I do Jordan!" Jordan - "You should! You voted him out I gave you a FU**IN call (standing now) but I wanted to talk to my family and I gave it to you" Shelly talking under Jordan...Rachel grabs Jordan dragging her out... Jordan - "So that's how you repay me!?" Shelly - "That's not repaying Jordan, did you hear what he said this morning?" Now all in the kitchen, Rachel still dragging Jordan to the HN room... Jordan- "Cuz you lied! You lied!" Shelly - "I didn't lie" Jordan - "The whole time!" Shelly - "Ohh geez." Jordan - "Cuz all y'all wanna follow Daniele, because all y'all think Daniele is God!" Shelly pointing at Rachel - "She did too! She was the third vote!" Rachel says "Oh yeah cuz I -" Kalia and Porshe enter the LR Jordan - "All y'all follow Daniele because y'all think she's like the greatest! Her season was 4 years ago and who gives a f**k that her dad is Dick." Rachel - "Jordan stop it! Jordan c'mon that's not you!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04322XjFoiQ Packing for Jeff - Jordan smells Jeff’s clothes 9:58 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the candy room...Jordan is packing Jeff's suitcase for him ...they are talking about Dani and how fake she was, she even talked crap about her own alliance, she wouldn't want to be aligned with her...Jordan says she feels tricked, she feels stupid but it's part of the game, her and Jeff were both naive, they tried to see the best in everyone and not see that side of people and in this house it's not about friendship, it's about stabbing you and ripping you Jordan starts looking through the drawers and says that she needs to get Jeff's stuff from the bathroom...Jordan picks up Jeff's sweatpants and says "sweatpants" putting them up to her face to smell...she mmm's 😢..she puts them down...they look through some more drawers...Kalia comes in just to tell Jordan there might be a pair of Jeff's underwear in the bathroom and leaves... Packing for Jeff - Jeff wanted to start a family 10 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the candy room...Jordan is packing up Jeff's suitcase for him...they are super sad...Jordan asks if she wrote something on a paper would Jeff get it?...Rachel says yes and then says "Jeff's a good guy Jordan, I'm happy for you"...Jordan says "what? a good guy, oh I know, I got lucky"...Rachel says she got lucky with Brendon too...Jordan says "a great guy" Jordan says "the reason why he wanted to come back too was cuz like you know how he's trying to start his career and if he won he was like, cuz he wants, umm, I don't know, he wants a family and that whole thing you know"...Rachel says yeah...Jordan changes the subject to her tweezers... Rachel asks if she should keep Colonel Quackers or give it to Jeff...Jordan wonders if she should send Jeff his wine?...Rachel doesn't think so because his bag is overstuffed...Jordan thinks she should because she knows he'll drink it in the hotel and get drunk, believe her, he'll get drunk...Rachel says trust her, she believes her...Jordan leaves to go to the bathroom to get more of Jeff's stuff... Jordan looks at Jeff’s picture 10:23 - 10:27 PM Jordan is sad, she sits down at the kitchen table by Rachel and looks at Jeff's black & white picture on the memory wall. Rachel looks at Brendon's...they are missing their men... Jordan mumbles something about not noticing that his pic was black & white and that next week it's going to be hers or Rachel's ...Rachel says she just wants to be in jury with Brendon...Jordan says she doesn't want to be here...Rachel asks if they can have another double eviction LOL Jordan says she can't believe they lost HOH, veto & HOH...Rachel says "no luck"... Silence between Jordan & Shelley 10:59 AM Jordan walks into the bathroom where Shelly is...Jordan is going to brush her teeth, Shelly is putting on makeup...AWKWARD SILENCE...Shelly attempts to talk to Jordan, pretending she hasn't just ripped out her heart the night before :/, by saying "hello Jordan"...Jordan doesn't say a word and sits on the lounger brushing her teeth, Shelly wickedly smiles in the mirror...Jordan finishes up and leaves... GOOD JOB JORDO! 👏

August 22 Cute cheek kisses 12:09 AM Jeff and Adam are playing pool...Jordan comes outside and heads straight for Jeff for a little kiss Jeff kisses her on the cheek and then Jordan returns the favor...cute! Jeff asks what that was for?...Adam says it's just because she loves him, she doesn't need a reason… HOH room - game talk 1:49 - 2:25 AM Just before the 1:50am mark the feeds switch to the HOH room...Jordan is in bed, Jeff has come up to bed...Jeff asks Jordan what's up?...Jordan says "what's up with you?"...Jeff says nothing, he talked to Dani...Jordan asks what she said?...Jeff says that Dani said "we're still good right?"...Jordan asks what Jeff said?...Jeff says he told her he didn't know, a lot of people are talking and Dani asked what he meant, he doesn't even know why he said that...Jeff excuses himself to brush his teeth...Jeff brushes, Jordan asks if she's mad?...Jeff mumbles...Jordan says that Dani is having anxiety about it, she woke up Shelly earlier today and Shelly told Jordan that it's Jeff's best move (to put up Dani)...Jeff finishes brushing... Jeff asks "Shelly said that to her?"...Jordan says "no, Shelly said it to me"...Jordan says that Dani woke up Shelly saying she couldn't sleep so Shelly asked her if she wanted to talk? and Dani said yeah, Shelly thought Dani was having anxiety, like when you worry...Jeff says he knows...Jeff uses the facilities and comes back out...Jeff tellw Jordan the convo he had with Dani and they continue talking game for quite awhile...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom and returns...Jordan is getting sleepy... HOH room - head rub after game talk 2:26 - 2:33 AM Jeff and Jordan have had a long game talk up in the HOH room...Jordan is now laying down, she's getting tired...Jeff comes back from the bathroom...Jordan asks if he's tired?...Jeff says he took that long nap...Jordan says for Jeff to go outside with everybody...Jeff says he doesn't want to go outside...Jeff asks if Jordan is pooped?...Jordan says she's not pooped but knows BB is going to wake them up early...Jeff lays back down on the bed...they are quiet...Jeff says "what else you got?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff yawns... Jeff asks again "are you pooped love?" ♥ Jordan says she's not pooped but she could sleep...Jordan asks "why, do you want to talk?"...Jeff says he thinks they've talked about everything, no?...Jordan says she's talking about just talking, not about this...Jeff asks "what you wanna talk about? the news?" Jordan is about to ask Jeff something...palm trees...Jordan mentions something about Dory from Finding Nemo... Jordan shifts and Jeff moves his head over and looks back at Jordan, she says that she was about to rub Jeff's face, she starts rubbing his head... Jordan says "Jeff, it's already day 51"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "isn't that crazy?"...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan asks "you wanna go over that stuff?"...Jeff says "sure"...Jordan says to hang on, she has to pee...Jeff sighs...Jordan comes back and they start jedi drilling… Ello love 3:30 - 3:36 AM Jeff comes upstairs to the HOH room after having a short chat with Porsche...Jordan is upstairs in bed waiting for Jeff...Jeff says "Ello love ♥ "...Jordan says hey...Jeff pours himself some water, gets ready for bed and gets in bed with the headphones on… Jeff walks in on Jordan peeing 4:25 PM Jordan and Adam are in the HOH room...Adam starts listening to music and Jordan goes to the bathroom...Jeff walks in, grabs some shorts and goes to change in the bathroom stall and walks in on Jordan who is peeing LOL Jordan says heeeeyyyy!...Jeff says "omg! what are you doing in there?"...Jordan says "peeing!"...Jeff laughs and says make a noise...Jordan says something inaudible...Jeff says "stupid" and makes fun of how she said heeeeyyyy...he giggles and says "you're funny love ♥ "...Jordan says what?...Jeff says "that was funny"...Jeff comes out changed and asks if Jordan just woke up and some cute moment is missed because the camera isn't on them… Unsuccessful butt grab 6:30 PM Jeff and Adam are working out...Jordan and Rachel are doing laps around the BY...feeds go to palm trees...when they return Adam is telling Jeff not to call her a dun dun (dunce)...Jeff says "what?"...Jeff says he knows...Adam says Jordan isn't wearing the humilitard anymore...Jordan walks by Jeff and he tries to grab her butt unsuccessfully...Jeff goes back to lifting weights... Johnny Depp mmmm 6:38 PM Jeff is still working out, showing Adam how to do reps with the weight...Jordan is sitting in the hammock watching and eating a snack Jeff walks over to Jordan and says "right?"...Jordan asks if he wants a grape?...Jeff says "yeah, they're frozen?"...they're not, he eats one and asks what she's doing?...Jordan says nothing, she's waiting, she's hungry...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she doesn't feel like showering right now... Jeff says "I wanna put Johnny Depp on"...Jordan mmm's 😍 Jeff goes back to lifting weights… Jeff’s arms look good 6:41 - 6:44 PM Jeff is still working out...Jordan is sitting in the hammock watching Jeff is sitting resting between sets...Adam asks why Jordan isn't laying in the hammock, better than sitting in a rocking chair?...Jordan says yeah...Adam asks what Jeff is waiting for?...Jeff says "one more set, f**k you"...Adam says he's motivating him, don't say f**k you...Jeff does one more set and looks good doing it he puts the weight away and says f**k you...he walks over to where Jordan is and sits down... Jordan says "your arms look all like muscular and big when you do that"...Jeff says yeah?...Jordan says "mmm, they look good"...Jeff says "and then they shrink"...Jordan says "no, they look good, your arms are like all big" Jordan says she's not going to be able to sleep tonight...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says because she slept so long...Jeff says he was like that yesterday, he couldn't fall asleep...Jordan says she knows, she remembers him saying that last night...palm trees... HOH bathroom game talk 7:42 - 7:47 PM Feeds switch to the HOH bathroom...Jeff has finished showering and is getting ready...Jordan is getting ready to shower...Jordan says that Dani is going to be on Shelly, working on her since she knows how close Shelly and her are Jeff says he told Adam if he hears one thing, then come to him...Jordan says she can't see them flipping though...Jeff says he can't either...Jordan says if they did, she'd be shocked, super duper shocked Jeff says anything is possible... Jeff asks when she thinks the Rachel explosion will happen? anytime?...Jordan says she doesn't want her to do it and then Dani say see, this is what you're keeping in the house, she can explode next week...Jordan says she's just upset because she just got backdoored before she could...Jeff says ultimately she got outsmarted, that's what hurts her the most...Jeff says on the flip side he'd have to be an idiot to keep her around and then she does it to him, now if he doesn't win then people will say why did you do that but that's not in his decision... Jordan asks if he talked to Kalia yet?...Jeff says no, he offered to talk but she hasn't...Jeff says she's coming after him but he doesn't care as long all as the deal between her and Kalia is good so that Jordan is not put up beside him...Jordan says they can't let Kalia get HOH...Jeff says he swears if they don't win HOH he'll be pissed off, not pissed off but he'll be like dude, are you kidding me? A little more game talk and then Jordan starts her shower... HOH Rachel & game talk 7:54 - 7:57 PM Jeff is laying down on the couch in the HOH room...Jordan has finished up showering...Jeff asks Jordan if she saw what Rachel was making?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she was making something hot with peaches LOL Jordan says she's totally different without Brendon...Jeff says she's like a child in grammar school, that's how she acts...Jordan says she does make some weird stuff...Jeff says for sure...Jordan says maybe her mom always babied her or something...Jeff says if someone tells her not to do something she'll do it even more, like a little kid...Jordan says Rachel said they need to be worried about Adam and Jordan told her that Jeff has been with him all day, he's not doing anything, she's being paranoid... Jeff says that he wants her to blow up to keep the target on her...Jordan says if Kalia wins Jeff and Rachel are going up unless she plans on backdooring Jeff...Jeff says that way there's no blood...Jordan says before Dani leaves she will tell Kalia who to get out...Jordan bets they are doing a montage of Kalia following Dani around since the Zingbot said that...Jordan finishes getting ready in the bathroom... HOH touch and floating around the world banter 7:58 - 8:08 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HOH room...Jordan comes out of the bathroom and points out how her jeans are loose...Jeff asks why they're all losing weight in there...Jordan says because they're not just doing nothing, they're working out...Jeff says that's good...Jordan says her jeans are sliding off although when your pants are baggy they make you look bigger... Jordan walks over to where Jeff is laying and asks if he's tired?...Jeff says he is once he laid down, he feels good, he worked out and showered, he can't sleep or it'll be another 5am'er...Jordan extends her hand and Jeff holds it and asks if Jeff wants to go downstairs?...they talk about dinner being ready, Jordan is hungry... They let go and Jordan sits down...Jeff says he likes this couch, he likes it up there, it's like a little getaway you know?...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg through his jeans...Jeff says "win HOH next week"...Jordan says "I'm gonna try my hardest"... Jordan says they didn't play stuff today like they did yesterday, she thought they might play stuff but they didn't...Jordan says Rachel is going to come up and study with her, go over everything...Jeff is silent... Jordan tries another tactic saying that Jeff's Johnny Depp is more full, fuller than last time...Jeff disagrees saying it's not, he just shaved it...Jordan says no, there's more hair...Jeff says hmm, ok...Jordan says "you're so mean"...Jeff doesn't know what to tell her... Jordan tries talking about Rachel and how she gives up when Jordan tries show her different abs exercises but she's flexible and bendy...Jeff starts humming...palm trees...Jeff says something about Brendon shitting in there (when Dani comes in jury house)...Jordan starts saying what she said about Brendon in the DR...palm trees... Jeff says in the DR he yawned, said "shocker!" and waved bye (for Dani)...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "oh I know cuz she said shocker"...Jeff says that's all she says, the 3 things...Jordan says no she said "let the good times roll"... Jeff gets a little agititated and says "you don't know what I just did right now? you don't know what (yawn) is from?"...palm trees...Jordan says she's not around her that much...Jeff says they were all sitting around before the live show, she does it every single time they're sitting around...Jordan says "no, I just notice her always going 'shocker, I don't pay attention'"...Jeff gets more agitated and says "how do, do you just float around the world?"...Jeff asks "how is it being like that? is it awesome?"...Jordan laughs and says "stop Jeff!"...Jeff says "what? he's serious...I want to not worry about anything, be like pfffttt and float around"...Jordan bites her tongue and says "what??"...Jeff says "oh my God" LOL Jeff sighs and says they come up there and just rip on everybody...Jordan says "don't you think everybody does that when they're HOH?"...Jeff laughs and says he thinks so but he doesn't watch anything, what if they're the only ones?...Jordan doesn't think they say anything terrible...Jeff says it's better they say it to each other than anyone else...he grabs the picture of him and his nieces and looks at it...Jordan farts and says sorry... Jeff says "I miss that sweater"...Jordan asks why he didn't bring it? he could have worn it...Jeff says it would have been good in there...Jeff says "so cute...they so little" quiet...Jordan asks if he thinks in her speech she'll kill Jeff?...Jeff says a little... Jordan wants to go downstairs...Jeff says ok...Jeff wants help up and says he feels like going to a Friday night football game...Jordan says she needs to use the bathroom before they go...Jordan asks a high school one?...Jeff says anything, he just wants to watch football, out there in California, high school football is real good...Shelly comes up and knocks saying dinner's ready...Jeff says thanks...Jeff asks if Jordan is poopin? (LOL)...Jordan says no, she asks if that was Raychel?...Jeff says no, Shelly, dinner's ready...Jeff says it's weird that he could sleep now but at 2:30 in the morning he's not sleepy...feeds switch... No wine for Jordan/thanks love 8:30 PM Jeff walks into the kitchen, Jordan is finishing up her dinner and putting away her dishes...they have just gotten wine and Rachel is pouring it for everyone...off camera Jeff is heard asking Jordan if she's having a little glass of wine...Jordan says "I don't like to drink in here"...Jeff says "half a glass?"...Jordan says no, she's good, she'll wait until after the show...Jeff says "and have a margarita?"...Shelly says she's waiting for her to get Patron...Jordan says yeah... Jeff comes over to the table, Rachel says Big Jeff can choose which glass he wants since she poured...Jeff says the one of the right is bigger...Rachel hands it to Jeff and Jeff says "aww you little cutie Rach" Jeff goes over to the fridge to get some frozen grapes to put in his wine...Rachel asks him to taste the wine, does it taste weird?...Jeff says no...Adam asks if he's putting rufies in his wine?...Jeff says yeah, he's going to get all fu**ed up...Jeff says to Jordan "thanks love ♥ " (for extra wine) ...Jeff goes outside... BY chat - Jordan seems like she’s had it 8:32 PM Jeff and Jordan go outside...Jeff says whoa, it's warm out, it's chilly in the house...Jordan says it's really cold in the house...Jeff says "what's up? you act like you've had it with everybody"...Jordan says "well, I'm done eating"...Jeff grabs a cigarette to smoke...Jordan says "how do I seem like that?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, she just does...Jordan says well, he knows when she eats she doesn't talk sometimes... Jeff asks if he looks pretty Miami Vice with this on, he has a lot of bright colors on...Jordan giggles and says not at all, that didn't cross her mind...Jeff says Rachel is going to get drunk, maybe the show will start a little earlier...they talk about the he said she said between Dani and Rachel...Jordan says Dani is an exaggerator even with stuff that happens after the show...Jeff says whatever, he hopes the best for everyone...Jordan says she's really nice but she doubts she'll want to get margaritas with them after the show...Rachel comes outside and they talk about her and Dani... Jordan & Jeff bendaroos 11:24 PM The HG's get some crafts from BB...Shelly says they're called Bendaroos, you can make anything with them...Jeff says he's going to make a village, make something cool, he's taking his Bendaroos, he's going to Bendaroo upstairs... Jeff says to Jordan "you wanna play Bendaroos?" Jordan asks what it is...Jeff says you can make stuff out of it...some chatter amongst the HG's and then Jeff says "I'm going to make Jordan and Jeff Bendaroos" ♥ Mr brown spots mystery solved 11:26 PM The HG's have been given Bendaroos to make stuff out of...Kalia asks Jeff if he ever found out who Mr. Brown Spots was?...Jeff says yeah, it was like Teddy Ruxpin, not Teddy Ruxpin but it's a name brand so he guesses they couldn't use it...(Personally I think BB kept it so that it wouldn't be stolen since there's precedent for that in the house ) Jeff kicks back to Jordan 11:27 PM The HG's have received Bendaroos...Jeff and Jordan are outside with the others talking about them...Jordan walks behind Jeff and Jeff kicks back to her… and asks her "where you going Bendaroo?" Jordan says something inaudible and Jeff says "oh"... JeJo hammock - angry Jeff 11:41 PM - 12:14 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are on the hammock...Jordan is filling Jeff in on the game talk she had with Shelly...Shelly is not too happy about it and yells over there to distract them but it doesn't deter Jordan. Jordan tells Jeff that Shelly said that Dani said that Jeff and Natalie that work in the DR would quit if Dani leaves. Jeff laughs at that thought but later angry Jeff comes out! JeJo hammock - helping JeJo start their move 11:56 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking on the hammock. Jordan is filling in Jeff on the talk she had with Shelly and how Shelly said that if it got down to her, Jeff and Jordan in the F3, she would take Jordan to the F2 over Jeff... Jordan says she told Shelly that if Jeff won and she got out third she wouldn't care less because she knows that's helping them start where they're going to move and all that stuff stuff like that doesn't bother her because it would mean Jeff won...

August 21 JeJo late night talk - game/hindsight sadness 12:23 - 1:03 AM Jordan is in bed with the lights off in the HOH room...Jeff joins Jordan and asks "love ♥ can I turn this on?"...Jordan says yeah, she was just listening to some Bob Marley, she asks if Jeff was winning?...Jeff says he won...Jordan says "good job"... Jeff brushes his teeth...Jordan says she feels so good right now, all relaxed, she went in the hot tub, put lotion on and listened to "that" and now she's ahhh...Jeff puts his sweats on, puts lotion on his hands...Jordan asks if Jeff can shut the bathroom door before he leaves...Jeff says he's not leaving...Jordan asks why he's up there so early?...Jeff asks what she means? nothing, he's done playing cards...Jordan asks if everyone is going to bed?...Jeff says he doesn't know what they're doing...Jeff gets in bed and says "wanna throw in a movie?" They watch the spyscreen instead They start talking game...they go over scenarios and says that as long as they are both not put up they are good and that Jeff will cut a deal with Porsche Jordan asks what his gut is telling him?...Jeff says to get rid of Dani...Jordan says her too, she's telling everybody that she doesn't know what Jeff is going to do, she has no clue...Jordan goes over pros and cons of keeping Dani vs evicting Dani...(it pains me to hear this now and post this in hindsight knowing what happened to Jeff during the DE ) Jeff shares the convo he had with Adam about keeping Dani vs not...Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jordan keeps going with the advantages of keeping Dani and more round and round game talk with the scenarios...(I can't take listening to this LOL) Jordan says that she told Shelly that Jeff told her she needs to step it up, the same thing happened in their season, Jeff did the dirty work, got blood on his hands and then everyone else floated through and got further...Jordan says that Shelly told her that she wants to get to the F3 with them and then they can take it , she asked why Shelly would do that and Shelly says she made it to the end with the people she wanted to, they're classy Jeff isn't buying it, it makes no effect on his decision, he wants her there anyway because she's easier to beat than Adam... They talk about Dani again...Jeff says there were a few things Dani said the other night that didn't agree with him and he goes over those...he says it's too little, too late...Jeff says he feels bad because now she's playing the pity card, he's using her motto, it's just a game nothing personal and this is a big game move for him, he will roll with the crew he's with to play against Kalia and Porsche instead of Porsche and Dani, Dani's word means nothing so he can't let her play in the HOH, he's going to cut the head off the dragon and that's it, he feels like Kalia and Porsche don't really know what's going on, Dani fed them all the information... Jeff says that this is the exact same thing that happened last time, he threw the comp that got Brendon out so he did the same with Jessie and the power, then he won HOH and POV and backdoored Russell and then he sat back and watched Kevin take it home, he lost the POV and that was it for him (history repeats itself... 😰 ) and that's why he's not going to give on the people he's been with since the beginning, motivating them, telling them to believe in him over and over and then just walk out on them? he has to stay true to himself, he believes that they will win a competition, this is the week where all his work comes into play and he hopes his soldiers will step up...Jordan says if it's meant to be, it's meant to be... They talk about Kalia and Porsche...Jeff says Porsche isn't getting on his nerves as much...Jordan feels bad for some of the stuff she's said about her...Jeff says he's killed everyone in the house and he's worred about Rachel being down in the F3 with them...Jordan says she's good as far as she knows...more game talk about Dani and how livid she's going to be...they discuss the Zingbot POV comp...they talk about Shelly again...Jeff admits he killed Shelly in the DR too...Jordan asks what he said?...Jeff says he doesn't like people that ride the fence, either you're with him or not...palm trees for a long while... They go over what Jeff is going to say to cut a deal with Porsche...Jeff thinks the target is on Rachel though, as long as Kalia doesn't put them both up they're good, they're covered on a lot of angles...Jordan says he's worried about Adam though, does Jeff?...Jeff says not really, he's a choker but he's good with dates...palm trees...they bring up DE...Jeff thinks anyone could f**k them Jordan says she thinks Dani knows she's going, has Jeff talked to her?...Jeff says no, of course the DR wants him to talk to her They talk about the HOH comp Jeff won...Jeff thinks that getting Dani out is the best move, he knows he did it last time but it's a little different this time JeJo late night talk - pffttsss you gawn/go with your gut 1:03 - 1:10 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game up in the HOH room, Jeff is debating the pros and cons of keeping Dani... Jeff says he has to stick with what he believes in, he outthinks himself and he flips, the same thing he did in that HOH comp with the Vegas thing, when he thinks too much, he knows what's right, he knows what people are thinking in general and then he thinks too much about it and the whole time it was the original thought that he had and what was the original thought the whole game? what did they say?.they said oh, if they could just get Dani out they'd be so much better right? and because she had one late night tear conversation with them he's going to save her? no, no, absolutely not, the whole game they wanted her out, she wanted him out week 2, he doesn't forget, that's all...go back to week 2, if Brendon and Rachel didn't say anything, he would be gone, not only gone but he'd be at home, be at work...GROSS! pfft, just for that pfffftttsssss (hand signal) you gawn!! They giggle and then Jeff says he loses mentality because he has a soft heart...they talk about Dom maybe coming back and Dani never working with them if he did, every move Dani has made has not been good...they agree getting rid of Brendon was for the best...Jeff says he's going to feel bad when he does it but he's not getting influenced "in there", that's it...Jeff says that people shouldn't be mad if a floater wins because Dani was the one that broke away from the Vets, he was down for keeping the final 5, she was the one who wanted to make dramatic moves...Jeff says keeping her doesn't make sense, he set up who they have, they put in their time with Rachel, they deserves some kind of payback...more game talk talking about Shelly...Jordan says that she thinks she does have deals with everybody but her goal is to make it to the F3...Jeff tells Jordan to not believe that Shelly is just going to hand them the win, that's ridiculous Jordan does think Shelly is with them because nothing she has said has come back to them Jeff says he thought there was something fishy but the fishiness is gone once Dani leaves and all the worry goes away too if she's gone... Jeff says re: Dani "once you cross me, I don't care what I say to you so I don't feel bad"...Jordan says Jeff's gut is normally right and if his gut is telling him to do that then he needs to do that...Jeff says it will be awkward for 4 days around there and then it will be better...they throw out the scenario if Kalia wins HOH and puts up Jeff and Rachel, if Rachel wins POV, he's fu**ed but he doesn't think that will happen because one of them (his team) better step up and win Jordan goes to the bathroom... Jeff’s family/Jeff’s farts 1:22 - 1:25 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jeff is using mouthwash...Jordan is snacking on Lucky Charms...Jeff puts some lotion on and looks at the pic of him and his nieces...Jordan says that Jeff's picture with his nieces is her fave...Jeff says he knows, it's awesome, they're all good, he looks at them all the time (aww)...Jordan says she knows you do that when you're HOH just cuz you haven't talked to your family... Jordan says she knows when he leaves there, his mom is going to have so many questions, she knows him, he has such a big family...Jeff says not really...Jordan says yeah he does, when she went to his brother's house and all them people were there, it was overwhelming, everybody was so nice but it was scary, she likes Barb, she's funny... Jeff farts Jordan says "Jeff! what is wrong with you?"...Jeff is telling her, it's the jalapenos...Jordan says Jeff is gassier than she's ever heard him...Jeff says it's the jalapenos, when he eats hot shit in there, something about the house gets him...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff swears...Jordan says the house gets him? and makes him fart?...Jeff says sometimes it's more than others, this is the jalapenos but what he's saying is how much gas can be in you, don't you think it's out now? Jordan says yeah, she's surprised he keeps ripping them...Jeff asks why does it keep going?...Jeff says the jalapenos are making gas (LOL @ Jeff's hand motions)...Jordan says the good thing about it is they're not stinking...Jeff knows...Jordan says yeah, she's got worster stinking farts than Jeff...Jeff says "worst? don't even start"... Jeff’s haircut 1:47 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jeff wishes that Gladiator would just come on the spyscreen for no reason...Jordan says that would be nice...Jeff says he'd like a nice suspense thriller that he hasn't seen before with a cool ending...Jeff gets animated about it...Jordan asks if Jeff is cutting his hair tomorrow?...Jeff says he wanted to cut it today but BB said haircuts are on Saturday...Jordan wants to cut her hair and says maybe he can do it tomorrow because it's Sunday?...Jeff says he hopes so, it shouldn't matter..Jordan says because it's not noticeable?...Jeff says yeah he uses a 4 on the sides, you can't tell...Jordan can't believe he cuts his own hair...Jeff says "it doesn't look bad right? it looks bad?"...Jordan smiles thinking of something Kat said when she did Jeff's hair... Jordan says she was thinking of something funny...Jeff asks if Kat made fun of him for cutting his own hair? she said it's so uneven?...Jordan says you know how she talks, it just makes her laugh...Jeff asks "what'd she say?"...Jordan doesn't remember exactly word for word but it was just funny, she said "Jeff what am I going to do with him?" and Jordan told her about the stylist Jeff goes to that tells him the dirty stuff and Kat was shocked and she calls him "Fatty Schroeder"...Jeff tells the story of how last time he got his haircut before BB, Steve Marti was there...Jordan says oh, was that a new one...palm trees... Jeff is hot neck/head rub/picture confusion 1:51 - 1:56 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...feeds return from palm trees just before the 1:52am mark...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's neck and hair...she says Jeff is hot...Jeff says he was cold but now he's hot, he hopes he's not getting sick...Jordan hopes he's not getting sick too...Jeff says he did go outside when he was freezing and ran until he worked up a sweat, it probably wasn't good... ...Jordan asks if Jeff wants a pillow?...Jeff says no, he's good...Jordan says Jeff's hair feels so soft ...they are quiet and then Jordan asks if Jeff's necklace ever bothers him? Jeff says no, unless he's running or something...Jordan keeps rubbing and they readjust positions to get comfy...Jeff says he does love that picture (of his nieces and him)...Jordan says it's really cute, for some reason she thought it was Christmas or was it Thanksgiving she was down at his house? yeah it was Thanksgiving...Jeff says they always wear dresses so it might have been Christmas...Jordan says remember on Thanksgiving when they came over they were both in dresses...Jeff says "so that was it?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says they always wear dresses though, he would say it's Easter or something but they always like wearing dresses...Jordan thinks it's Thanksgiving because she remembers Jeff wearing that sweater and she remembers Ali taking a picture of him on the couch with both of them...Jeff says he enjoys that sweater too...Jordan says "I know, you love it" ...Jeff says he just thought about how awesome it is when you get home and you have a whole new wardrobe, you forget about your clothes... Neck/head rub - zingbot embarrassment/ Rachel talk 1:57 - 2:01 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jordan asks what the first thing Jeff is going to do when he goes home?...Jeff says go see his ma and dad...Jordan asks what else, that is obvious, like going out? the restaurant?...Jeff says oh yeah, go to the restaurant, he did that last time too...Jordan says "you did?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says he went to Nonna's first because Steve and Vince picked him up at the airport, he didn't have a ride, then he went home and then he went by Melendez...Jordan giggles about them watching in the garage...Jeff says "with Vit Tan Don?" Jordan says when Jeff "kills" somebody, she should say when he cracks on somebody, they're probably agreeing with him...Jeff says they're making fun of him for sure... Jordan says that he got asked again when he won the veto about marriage and the Zingbot thing and she was "oh my God you guys"...Jeff says "dude, when they push something they really go for it"...Jordan says she told them she got all embarrassed, they asked if they think it persuades him or something, she doesn't know but it embarrassed her...Jeff says "they already had one wedding this season" ...Jordan says "yes"... Jeff starts laughing about how Rachel pretends to get embarrassed about things but actually wants more attention...Jordan says she's kind of funny, you have to understand her...Jeff says in the house she's funny at times, she's loony, then crazy, then crying, then funny, she's got to get her shit under control and then she's normal, she's been normal since Brendon left but then she had that thing with Dani...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's Rachel...Jeff says what about the way she dances?...Jordan says with Lawon, that was so funny...Jeff says so funny, she should have seen her do the electric slide, she does have her funny moments... Jordan says you can't help but to laugh, she's not scared to do anything...Jeff says that side of her is funny and good but it's the crazy part he doesn't get...Jordan says if they went out with her one night in RL she'd be fun and normal...Jeff says he'd hang out with her to a certain point but then she'd flip her emotion if she didn't get her way...Jordan says that's why Brendon is good for her, he's the opposite, calm and mellow and she's crazy...Jeff says that the DR said they thought Jeff was going to lose it when Brendon told him to relax how to talk to Rachel and Jordan said the same thing...Jordan says the DR was cracking up when Jeff said the biting his tongue thing and babysitting?...Jeff says that after Jordan said that about the babysitting, Rachel said babysitting 15 times...Jordan says she said sorry...Jeff asked her to stop talking about that, Jordan didn't mean it...Jordan says did Jeff see how quick Rachel was to flip on her? my God, she could tell Rachel was wanting to argue with her... Back rub - couples colonic, Bob would know 2:02 - 2:13 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jeff farts...Jordan says "Jayeff, you gassy thing" Jeff says that another thing he wants to do when they get out of there is f**k up some crab legs...Jordan says she thought Jeff wanted to get a colon cleanse...Jeff wants to do that too...Jordan says not a colon cleanse, a colonic, she thought he'd say that cuz he pooted... Jeff says he's not even joking, he's getting that done, they're getting that done...Jordan says "I'll go"...Jeff says they're going because it will be funny to get it together...Jordan says she'll laugh, he can be in the room, she doesn't care...Jeff says man, it's gotta be so uncomfortable to get that thing up your butt...Jordan says she'd be more uncomfortable because someone she doesn't know is going to be doing it...Jeff says "what do you want? your brother to do it for you?" ...Jordan says "no! I'm just saying"...Jordan says she just meant she's ok doing it with her boyfriend, it's just Jeff... Jeff says "you want me to put something in your butt?"...Jordan says no! and then giggles saying "Jayeff! that sounded so bad"...Jeff asks if she wants that owl over there in her butt? Jordan says that sounded so bad when he said that, she doesn't know, it's your butt, isn't it a tube?...Jeff says yeah, what does she mean? they jam it there, he needs a pamphlet LOL Jordan says if Jeff is there she won't feel so uncomfortable...Jeff says they'll laugh it off...Jordan says exactly, Jeff can go first...Jeff says he will, it will kill the suspense, hopefully someone will have a pamphlet for them when they get outta there to see how thick and deep the tube goes Jordan says maybe they should wait until they go to Charlotte and she can find somewhere to go...Jeff says she wants to go the 5 days they're out in LA?...Jeff wants to figure out what it entails, are there side effects?...Jordan says at the salon she can ask anybody, Sharon & Melissa know everything, she can find out where a couple of girls got it done and they'll make an appointment...Jeff says they'll figure it out...Jordan says over here she doesn't know anybody, she's not going to any place...Jeff says here they go on their lunch break...Jordan says she'd want to go after work...Jeff says he's joking LOL Jeff is sure they'd make it as comfortable as possible...Jordan asks if Rachel got hers done here?...Jeff doesn't know...Jeff says if you had a whole day of a colonic and a massage, that would be bad ass, literally bad ass LOL Jordan says they'd drop a few pounds...Jeff wonders if they could drink after?...they are confused...Jordan says their first time a lot of stuff is going to come out...Jeff says seaweed and everything...Jordan eww's...palm trees... Jeff talks about celebrity friends that for sure get them done...Jordan says Bob is perfect, he'd definitely know...Jeff says they're talking to Bob about colonics when they get outta there...Jordan says he'd probably be excited and laughing, thinking you guys...Jeff says they're going to hang out with him after anyway...Jordan knows...Jeff says he's probably watching so well if someone's watching tell Bob they're getting colonics when they're outta there...Jordan says someone will tweet him that and he'll be what?...Jeff says he's going to be what the f**k?... Jordan says that Rachel said it sounded like the water goes inside and it flushes out...Jeff says that's what it is, it runs through you and pours out your butt hole...Jordan says eww, maybe Jeff can go first and then she'll see how it is and decide...Jeff says he wants the whole thing, to get that done, it will be gross, then never see that person again in his life and then get a massage and never go to that facility ever again LOL OMG chocolate starfish talk and some really ridiculous butt hole talk and lots of LAUGHS (I can't even transcript the silliness! and then Jeff ends it with a fart Jordan says Jeff definitely needs one...Jeff says an old sewing machine is going to come out LOLOL JeJo late night talk - spy screen watching 2:27 - 2:39 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...feeds return from palm trees...Jeff asks Jordan where she thinks those chess pieces are?...Jordan doesn't even know, they should do that one day, search the house unless someone took them when they left...Jeff doesn't think they would let them do that...Jordan thought it was Brendon...Jeff thinks it's Dani because she would just do something like that...they look at the memory wall and talk about the order of people leaving...Jeff says "dude, if I send Daniele home, Brendon is gonna shit when she comes through there" Jordan says she's gonna hate it too...Jeff says she'll probably talk to him and see he's normal...Jordan says being in there they'll be fine...Jeff says without Rachel there they'll probably get along perfectly or maybe not but...Jordan says Rachel told her about jury, how she was in there so long, 5 weeks is a long time...Jeff says "5 weeks?"...Jordan says yeah, she was the 1st person in jury... They watch the spyscreen and monitor Dani talking to Cruddy, he better not tell her anything about his plans...they get paranoid about Adam LOL...they enjoy watching the spyscreen because it's something to do like watching tv...Jordan says no one goes in the purple room...they start talking about if Dani gets evicted all her outside crew will be gone, they wonder how that all happened, Dani wasn't with them from day one, she's probably going to give Kalia and Porsche tips on what to do...Jeff says she's already working on people in case she gets backdoored...Jeff says they've put a lot of time into Adam and don't think he'll turn...Jordan agrees...Jeff says he doesn't want Dani filling Adam's head with all this bullshit(bingo!)...Jordan says once Adam's mind is made up he'll stick to it, he does take Jeff's advice to heart (bingo!)...Jordan asks if Jeff is getting worried that Adam and Dani are talking?...Jeff says yeah always...Jordan tells Jeff to go out there and act like he's smoking a cigarette...Jeff says "forget it, those things make me sick" (then stop!😠 ) Jeff says if he went game talk would stop anyway, it would be awkward...Jordan says to just ask Adam about it...Jeff says he will...Jordan says she's probably just trying to get info...Jeff says Dani doens't have anything on them so if someone did tell them something then he'd say let's bring Dani over and bring it to him, he then rambles about Shelly and Jordan says she doesn't think they should call Shelly out like that, they can pull her aside...Jeff isn't so sure ...Jeff sighs... Jordan says Kalia has to leave next week...Jordan says it's crazy that Jeff got to pick the HN's, thanks Big Brother...Jeff giggles saying when he was reading the card he could feel them staring at him...Jordan says "any volunteers?" LOL Jordan says Dani looked like she wanted to kill Jeff...Jeff says yeah, "the face", the same face when the Zingbot said the zing about the coattails...they look at the spyscreen and how there's an optical illusion in it...feeds switch to the HN room... Brief head in lap 2:45 AM Feeds return to the HOH room just after the 2:45am mark to Jordan rubbing Jeff's head that's on her lap...he sits up to take his shirt off (we missed the whole thing to see Porsche & Kalia talking in the HN room )...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and the customary fart & "Jayefff" from Jordan LOL Jeff asks how Jordan liked that razor?...Jordan loved it...Jeff gets back in bed and says he hopes he doesn't have an early DR's...Jordan says "it's Sunday remember?"...palm trees...they talk about watching the spyscreen, Jeff says he's invested in this game, there's no turning back...Jordan asks Jeff what he's worried about... Goodnight kisses & ½ million $ banter 2:49 AM Jeff and Jordan are winding down their late night talk...they are talking about wondering what Adam and Dani were talking about outside, it's game for sure and he better not lie and say it wasn't just like Dani would say the late night crew would sit out there until 6 in the morning and not talk game, yeah right... Jeff gets settled with his blankets and then Jordan says "goodnight" they kiss and Jeff wants more, Jordan kisses him 2 more times... Jeff says "goodnight love, I'll take the night watch"...Jordan giggles...Jeff giggles saying she can just sit back and not worry about anything, he's got it from here ...Jordan says "Jeff!! you make me seem bad"...Jeff says she can write him a little note saying thank you for winning her second half a million dollars...Jordan says Jeff-uh!! listen, stop, he makes her feel like a terrible person...Jeff says why? because he helped her win a whole million dollars?...Jordan says no...Jordan wants to kiss Jeff again but he doesn't see it...Jordan says Jeff totally blew her off...Jeff puckers up again and they kiss...Jeff asks what was that look?...Jordan says his face was in the air...Jeff says he has fu**ing headphones on, what does she want him to do?...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it's on his favorite song and he gives her the headphones to listen...Jordan knows...Jeff says it was on jammoni mode...Jordan finally says "goodnight" and Jeff says "goodnight love"...Jeff continues listening, Jordan drifts off What’s up love? 1:06 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chopping food... Jordan comes inside and Jeff says "Ello love ♥ "...Jordan says hello Jordan sits at the counter...Jeff sweetly says "what's up love? ♥ "...Jordan nods nothing Jeff walks by Jordan and touches her leg...he goes outside to get something and returns… Kitchen back rub 1:45 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table eating a big bowl of salad...Jeff finishes up washing his dishes...Jeff heads over to Jordan and says she's crushing it...Jordan mmm, hmm's and keeps eating... Jeff plays around with the pool net, throwing the ball into it and then he heads back to Jordan and starts rubbing her neck... Jordan says "ooh, that feels good"...she instructs him to go down...he keeps rubbing saying "here?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, right there"...Jeff keeps going...Jordan says it tickle hurts...Jeff says that's good...a little bit more rubbing and then it's over (good while it lasted) Jordan asks if Jeff is going outside?...Jeff says yeah and he goes... Hey…What’s up stupid? Head rub 1:54 PM Jordan is in the kitchen talking to Rachel...Rachel gets called to the DR...Jordan goes outside...Jeff is having a smoke and looks at Jordan...she approaches and says "hey"...Jeff says "what's up stupid?"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... and then says sorry realizing his hair is styled...she rubs his neck a little and walks over to the other side... Jordan the hairstylist 3:05 - 3:11 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are outside in the BY...Jordan has just finished helping Rachel color and rinse her hair, Rachel puts conditioner in her hair and Jordan goes inside to put the shampoo and conditioner bottles back, when she walks inside, Adam tells her good job, he told her she has (another) career...Jordan giggles...Rachel says to Jeff "the things friends do for each other" Jeff says he told Jordan, does Rachel think she'd be good at that?...Rachel says huh?...Jeff says "I told Jordan, I think she'd be good at that"...Rachel agrees...Jeff says she's such a talker...Rachel says "and she's so friendly and she's gentle", that makes the biggest difference because if you're not nobody would come back to you, she'd go to her and she'd definitely have a client base. Jeff says he always wanted to date somebody who cuts hair...Rachel laughs and says "really?"...Jeff says it's not what it's cracked up to be because he would want his hair cut once a week, like on Fridays before he goes out but it's not like that... Jeff says that he says that to the girl that cuts his hair and she says her husband never gets hair cuts because the last thing you want to do after cutting hair all day is cut hair so he never gets his hair cut from her...Rachel says that makes sense though...Jeff says it does so he thought maybe it's not as cool as I thought...Rachel says "but when Jordan is practicing and learning she's going to want to do someone's hair, so see you'd definitely get a lot of haircuts"...Jeff says that he does his hair himself so how much worse could it get... (So Jeff, you're saying you envision being married to Jordan and her never cutting your hair like your hairstylist? 😉 ) Rachel rinses out her hair while her and Jeff discuss what her color is naturally and what she expected this color to be...Jordan comes out and they discuss her hair and then they laugh about how short Rachel's hair looks and how maybe it was Jordan that made it fall out so maybe she shouldn't take up doing hair after all LOL The boob archive 3:11 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are outside talking about her hair...Rachel adjusts her top and her boob pops out OOPS! she says "OMG!"...Jeff says what?...Rachel says "nothing"...Jeff and Jordan ask if her boob fell out?...Rachel says yep...Jeff says at least she didn't give them a show, the whole boob was just gone? at least the camera wasn't on her...Rachel is embarrassed, she tried to spend the entire summer being careful, hopefully no one caught it...Jordan says it's worse if the the other thing is shown than the boobs...Jeff says "your hooha?"...Jordan says yeah...Rachel asks what Jordan had?...Jordan says full boob and partial hooha, it was bad but nobody will see anything this year...Jeff says Rachel can join the boob archive LOL Putting chairs up 3:12 -3:17 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are outside...they're talking about boob slips during BB...Jordan asks if Jeff is using one of the chairs?...Jeff says no, why? is she laying out?...Jordan says she was going to put them up, does he want to sit out there with her?...Jeff says he'll help her do that...Rachel goes inside...Jeff walks towards Jordan asking what's on her mind?...Jordan says nothing, she just wanted to talk...Jeff says it looked like she wanted to talk to him earlier... They start putting the chairs away and Jordan asks why those girls don't put their chairs up, Dani put up her own...Jeff says it's day 51, people are pretty set in their ways...Jordan says can you believe that?...they start talking about the facts that BB put out over the speakers, they wonder if they will come into play...Jordan says they did on their season...Jeff says Adam says he doubts they will...Shelly comes out saying Jeff's hair looks good, did Jordan cut that too?...they say no...Shelly says omg They go back to talking about those facts again on the couches...Jordan says her salad was so good and she's kind of sleepy...Jeff too...Jordan asks Jeff what's wrong?...Jeff says nothing...they start talking about Shelly and Adam, Jordan starts to tell Jeff about how Shelly was getting leery of Adam (throwing him under the bus) when Adam comes out and game talk stops... HOH room - lying down b4 the party 3:17 - 3:31 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are outside on the couches chatting about random stuff...Jeff asks what time it is and Adam says it's like 3:20...Jordan says Dani's thing starts at 4...Adam says they can dance and sing, they can actually sing happy birthday because the feeds shut off...more random chatter, Jordan says she's tired...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to lay down until the party starts?...Jordan says yeah...they ask Adam if he wants to come hang out and play?...Adam says no, he'll give them alone time...Jordan says they're not doing anything up there...Adam says yeah, Jeff's like yeah, I know Jeff says yeah, they're going to have a party up there... They head upstairs...Jeff goes in first, Jordan follows pointing out that she made the bed Jordan lays down on the couch saying it's cold in there, puts on a jacket and socks and sits back down...Jordan looks at Jeff's pics and says Marley looks a lot older in one over the other...Jordan says Jeff did good with his hair, it looks good Jeff says for doing it himself, it looks good...Jordan agrees... Jordan likes couches like the one she's on, it's comfy, she feels like the room looks so much cleaner when the bed is made...Jeff agrees...Jeff is eating food from his cheese plate and Jordan says she's never seen one like that...back to game talk and which of the two, Shelly and Adam will maybe flip, Jordan doesn't think they will, they know it's the best move...Jordan tells Jeff how she advised Rachel to be if Dani gets put up on the block...Jordan says the DR asked if Jeff was going to talk to Dani...Jeff says they asked him too...Jeff says he talked to Porsche while she was fixing the back of his hair and she told him she wants off the block because she doesn't want to pack her stuff...Jordan giggles and says "who says that?" Jeff says Porsche said Jeff wasn't her target and she would put up Rachel and Shelly but of course she's saying what she has to, she even said she thought they were in an alliance...they continue talking game until Rachel comes in to show off her hair and how good of a job Jordan did with it Jordan’s family vs Jeff’s family 6:17 PM Jordan and Rachel are out walking laps around the BY...they are talking about their families...Jordan says she always says she knows where she gets "it" from because her mom can be a little "dingy"...Rachel giggles and says her mom can be too... Jordan gives an example, they were in Folly Beach, they were eating at a restaurant where you can bring your dogs and the menu said something about getting your parfaits "to go" which meant you can get them fast if you're in a hurry and Jeff said something about it and her mom told Jeff no, he couldn't get one because they're only "to go" and they were like, what are you talking about? and she was like "huh?" and they explained to her mom what it meant and Jeff said "omg, me hanging out with your family for a week" Rachel says that's cute and hilarious, it's something her mom would say...Jordan says that her mom doesn't know about a lot of stuff, she told her mom that she used to think she was super smart but she's smarter than she is...Rachel says is Jeff's family the total opposite?...Jordan says Jeff's family is smart and very intelligent and super nice, so different, her family is so goofy, it's just different, also because Jeff's brothers are like Shelly's age whereas her siblings are a lot younger, his brother's are closer in age to her aunt, isn't that weird?...Rachel says Brendon's brother is older 37 and he has a younger sister 29, that she gets along with really well...they keep discussing Brendon and his family... Jeff watches Jordan shaves her legs 8:42 - 8:49 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished up game talk...Jordan is getting ready to shave her legs...Jeff asks Jordan if the back of his hair is sticking up?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks if he went too high back there?...Jordan says no, it's where his swirl is...Jeff says that's a little high...Jordan says you can't tell, she told him he did a good job on it...Jeff says he was just double checking...contol room... Jordan is shaving her legs with Jeff's new razor, she loves it. Jeff says to not get crazy with it...Jordan says she tried to help Rachel out with acting more lady-like, she's got to stay on her...Jeff tells her to not stay on her too much, other people need to self-destruct...Jordan says she was just trying to help her out with that... Jordan says she did a good job on her hair today...Jeff says she did, he told her he thinks she should do that but she has to like what she does...Jordan says she thinks she'd get burned out with it...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's new everyday, she could talk to people, as long as she worked in a good place, you don't have to take tests like chemistry bs...Jordan says yeah, yeah...Jeff says to watch out with that razor, it will cut her up...Jordan knows, she says the blades are good... Jordan can't believe today is day 51, August 21st, in the beginning they were omg until September...Jeff says they have a little over 3 weeks. Jordan says she needs to call Rachel up there to study...Jeff says good...they go over the facts BB put out over the speaker and how there was a HOH comp based on that, Jeff says they were more about them not how many miles were in the BY...control room and when the feeds return Jeff is in the BY talking to Adam... Kitchen butt pinch 9:24 - 9:27 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with a few others...Jordan finishes up washing dishes, Jeff has just finished up his dinner...there's some random chatter and banter and then Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to go outside?...Jeff says yes...more random chatter...Jeff gets himself a drink and then says he has to go upstairs to get a sweater, as he passes by Jordan on the way up, he pinches her butt...

August 28 Planet 21 banter 8:11 - 8:14 PM Jordan, Shelly & Kalia are outside chatting...Shelly asks Jordan what happened when Jordan walked back into work for the first time the last time she was gone? did they make her a big sign saying welcome back Jordan? Jordan says her manager made her a huge sign that all the girls all signed, it was a big banner that said "Congratulations to our very own Jordan Lloyd for being on BB", it was a huge sign that was right by the Planet 21 sign, it was really sweet, they gave it to her when she got home, they had it up on the salon, up on the building so everybody could see it, the owners of the shopping center told them to take it down though, they are really good to her Jordan then says that a lady made a big wedding cake sized cake for her, it was all about BB, very detailed with BB stuff, even mini cameras and a smaller cake for TAR with her and Jeff in their backpacks, it was super nice, she got her business cards to hand out, she did an awesome job, they had it on display because it was too nice to have in the back of the salon, she only took a couple of pieces to taste the icing, a lot of people wanted to know who made the cake... Jeff’s scared of turbulence 9:29 PM Jordan, Rachel, Kalia and Porsche are outside on the couches in the BY talking about seat preferences on flights...Jordan says her and Jeff will be on a plane, Jeff is a little scared to fly and if there's a little turbulence he'll say "whoa, what's up?" he'll have his headphones on and his hoody and he'll look over at Jordan and say "what's up" LOL and then she'll look over at him with a look and she'll get more scared and he'll say "it's fine" Jordan knows how Rachel left 9:57 PM Jordan and Rachel are talking at the hot tub...the camera is on Adam, Porsche & Kalia at the couch area but J&R can be heard... Jordan says "now I know how you felt when Brendon was gone" Rachel says "you miss Jeff?" Jordan says "mmm, hmm...cuz he's so like loud and goofy and like"...Rachel says "and fun" The next part is virtually impossible to hear but essentially Jordan is saying it's different when you have your "partner" partner in there with you...Rachel agrees Manscaping 10:59 PM Jordan is sitting at the hot tub with Adam and Rachel...they are giving Adam a hard time about not manscaping his back, they're trying to get him to agree to let them do it...Jordan says he'll get more TV time, Fara will love them if he does that...Adam is not budging LOL Adam says real man are hairy...Rachel says Brendon isn't hairy...Adam says he isn't a real man...Rachel disagrees Adam says he saw Jeff shaving in the shower and was like dude, what are you doing?...Porsche says Jeff's trims his armpits, he manscapes...Jordan says Jeff is so picky about the back of his neck, he'll need it shaved and Jordan says she'll do it for him and he goes on about how she has to do it and then he questions her on it, he's so particular about it... JeJo didn’t make out this time/first kiss butterflies 11:01 - 11:06 PM Jordan is at the hot tub talking to Adam, Shelly, Rachel & Porsche...they are finishing up the manscaping conversation...Jordan says to Shelly how it's funny one night how her and Jeff were up in the HOH just talking, they never make out up there ever, it's always like (peck) goodnight cuz the cameras, you know, it's just, nobody wants to hear that, she doesn't know, she just feels awkward doing that...Rachel says "Brendon and I made out all the time" Jordan says she doesn't know, she thinks when she gets out of there she'll forget how to kiss because she hasn't really kissed in so long...Rachel asks if they didn't ever really make out?...Jordan says "no, not in here, I just feel weird cuz there's cameras around and microphones and they can hear you and it's like (smack smack), I don't know, I'm helping production out, they don't wanna hear that" (they don't care Jordan ) Jordan says she gave Jeff a whole foot massage and she never does that...Rachel says her and Brendon are touchy feely...Jordan says they know this, they all know this Raychell...Shelly asks if it bothers Rachel that are cameras catch them making out?...Rachel says no, she doesn't care at all... Jordan explains how if she was single, she could never do the Bachelor because the cameras are right there when you're making out and there's more people standing around, she could never be like "oh come over here" and kiss, it's like that romantic moment when you say "I just love your eyes and I feel like I'm falling for you, oh Brad, I believe you" and you just start making out... Rachel says it doesn't bother her, for her and Brendon's first kiss he wouldn't kiss her until he put the blankets over their head because he didn't want America to see their first kiss, he's so dorky but after that they didn't care, she doesn't think it's wrong...Jordan says she doesn't think it's wrong...Shelly says it's your own comfort level... Jordan says "I mean, we kissed last season kind of like under the covers"...Rachel says they don't go to the movies and make out or go to the park and make out...Adam says he misses those teenage days when you made out everywhere...Shelly says she thought Jeff never kissed Jordan (that season) 🙄 Jordan says "if it was the live show she would turn, even when he left, I always turn for him to kiss my cheek and umm, that's what, on Thursday when he left he went to kiss me and I turned my head so he could kiss my cheek, he was like "love you" and I turned my head so he could kiss my cheek, I don't know cuz everybody's watching, I just feel weird" (no Jordan that feeling is a bit weird) Jordan says "but I mean on mine, under the covers we did, like the first time he pulled the covers and started kissing me and I remember being like uhhhh, I get like a little girl, like a teenage girl, I'm always like omg! omg! I was all nervous and I got butterflies...I don't know how I felt, I was all like "oh my goodness just stop now" (ok first off, it wasn't under the covers LOL annnndddd you clearly didn't want him to stop because you kept kissing! ) Rachel then tells her story about first kissing Brendon and it's much like Jordan's, she was nervous and had butterflies too Jeff’s feet 11:25 PM Jordan, Kalia & Shelly are talking outside on the couches in the BY...they're talking about sleeping habits of the house, snoring and how Adam was kicking and moaning in his sleep the other night...Kalia says that Jeff's thing is this (flicks her feet), she says that some others thought that Jeff might be "getting a rub on" but Kalia didn't think it sounded like that, the next night she walked by the bed and she heard Jeff doing that and saw it was his feet, he does it before falling asleep...Jordan says "all the time! even when he lays out...all the time" Kalia says she told Jeff he loves doing that, that's how she knows if he's fallen asleep or awake and he said he does, she told him that when they first got there people thought what it was, could they hear that? and Jeff said he didn't know they could hear it...Jordan says one time she thought Brenchel were getting it on or something, she woke up, Kalia and Jeff were sleeping and she kept telling herself to go to sleep, go to sleep...Shelly says they did that one night by her and she thought the same... Lost in the tree/Jeff’s jokes 11:36 PM Jordan, Kalia & Shelly are talking on the couches in the BY...they're talking about bedtimes in the house and how boring it can be in the house and what they do to pass the time...Kalia says that her and Jeff had a conversation once about how Jeff gets "lost" in that big tree over there, he sits and stares at it and gets "lost" in it and Kalia told him she looks at that tree a lot too, Jeff said that in his season he'd sit and workout and stare at the tree and she laughed about how they were having a whole conversation about a darn tree...Jordan says "he's so stupid...he's so funny...he always makes me laugh..." Jordan continues..."and then he gets mad cuz he'll tell a joke and then I'm like uh huh and then he'll be like (disbelief pause)...that was a joke! and he's like, you didn't get it? and I'll be like, no I did! it was funny and he's like no, tell me what it meant and I'm like uhhhh? and then he like breaks it down for me and then I'll be like, oh! that is funny and then he's like no!......you just ruined it"

August 23 Pool table kiss & butt poke 12:56 AM Jeff and Adam are playing pool (what else is new lol)...Adam asks Jordan if she ever wears her hair down?...Jordan asks yeah why? is it because he always sees her with her hair pulled back?...Adam says when he saw her with it down he thought it looked long...Jordan says thanks, it's just in here, you're just sitting around so you pull it back... Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek... Lotion babe 2:15 AM Jeff and Jordan get quiet and settle in to sleep...Jordan turns to her side saying goodnight...Jeff says goodnight...Jeff searches for his pillow behind him, asks Jordan if she has his pillow...Jordan says he threw it on the floor earlier...Jeff picks it up and puts it behind him, he asks Jordan "do you have that lotion babe"  Jordan hands him the lotion telling him to keep it on his side...Jeff say it's good lotion...Jordan agrees...they quiet down again until Jordan brings up game talk… JeJo HOH late night talk - Jeff is frustrated 2:51 - 2:59 AM Jeff and Jordan are up in the HOH room talking...there conversation about nomination scenarios gets a little testy when Jeff tells Jordan she must be at space camp if she thinks that she will be put on the block before Jeff ever, if they did that it would be idiotic...Jordan uses the Porsche as HOH scenario but then realizes what she's saying doesn't make sense, she says sorry, nevermind...Jeff asks her why she's saying sorry?...Jordan changes the subject saying the bathroom light is in her eye...Jeff offers to shut it...Jordan says it's fine but Jeff takes the opportunity to go to the bathroom... He shuts the door and asks if that's better...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff gets back in bed, leans into Jordan and says "sorry, I'm just frustrated love" ♥ Jordan says she can tell...she reaches over to rub Jeff's face/hair... Jeff says "but, can I be for one day?" Jordan says "I didn't say it was bad, let it out" Jeff yawns and says this fu**ing game is hard, for some people...Jordan says it wouldn't have been so hard if Brendon was there and Dani would've stuck with them, she thinks if Dick was there, she would've, she doesn't think he would've turned on them...Jeff says "who knows"...Jordan says she didn't watch their season, she doesn't know how they played, she tells Jeff to not worry about it, on Thursday she leaves and it will be a new game again...Jeff says honestly Dani is not what he's frustrated about...Jordan asks if it's floaters, who's left?... Jeff says yeah, he's frustrated about people who don't do shit and they don't even have to, he's mad because he wants them to step up but they're smarter than him, they don't have to do shit, it's a smart game move, he's frustrated because he thinks 24/7 and kills himself to win competitions and then he gets pissed when he doesn't and these other people don't care and don't want to win, they make it further, it frustrates him, he's mad at himself they're playing a better game than him, he's going crazy trying to go far and they're not doing anything, they're worried about recipes, taking naps and not winning competitions and being friends with everyone on each side... Jordan tells Jeff that he needs to just relax...Jeff says he's fine, just venting...Jordan knows and says he can vent, it will get better, she thinks Adam will try for HOH, he's homesick and told her so this morning...Jeff says he told him too...Jordan says she can see what Jeff means though...they get quiet and then Jordan says they need to go to bed, he needs to go to bed...she kisses him on the cheek and Jeff gets up to get more water and gets back in bed... Late wake up 1:20 - 1:26 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH...Jordan is in the bathroom stall...Jeff is laying in bed totally zoning out yet seemingly in deep thought...after a few minutes he gets up and gets a pill from the chest of drawers, goes back to take it with some water he has by the bedside...Jordan is wearing her bikini, grabs her clothes from the top of the chest of drawers and puts them on the bathroom...Jeff comes in to use the bathroom and Jordan tells him she would wait to use the bathroom Jeff lays back down on the bed, stares at the ceiling and then turns and watches Jordan getting ready to go downstairs... Jordan grabs her bag and says "do you want me to tell you what time it is?"...Jeff says "yes please"...Jordan opens the door, sees the time on the stove clock and tells Jeff it's 1:25...Jeff says holy f**k"...Jordan leaves and Jeff gets up… Apples, peanut butter & hair 1:44 PM Jordan is outside sitting on the couches in the BY, she's eating apples & peanut butter...Rachel is on the elliptical...Jeff comes outside and lights up a cigarette...Jeff asks Adam across the yard if he missed anything?...Adam says he worked out, made a good breakfast...Jeff says he saw him rocking out to the music earlier... Rachel says she ran a mile, is doing 30 mins on the elliptical and hopes Jordan walks with her...Jordan says she can...Rachel says she needs to get back into wedding dress shape...Jeff asks how much weight she can lose?...Rachel says she's not about losing weight but just toning...Jeff says she's pretty fit...Rachel says she needs to tone after drinking and pigging out after being on slop...Porsche is overheard on audio complaining about Rachel, how sometimes she just wants to kill her Jeff says she was crunk...Rachel tells them about how she was talking about BB in her sleep...Jeff says she was throwing jabs in her sleep... Jordan offers Jeff a piece of apple, he says no thanks at first but then reconsiders and accepts...Jeff says "is it crunchy?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff adds "does it have a hair on it?" Jordan says "does it?"...Jeff picks the hair off and says "yum" and giggles...Jordan says she's sorry...they eat their apples & pb...Rachel asks if they slept good?...Jordan says yeah...Rachel asks what time they went to bed?...Jordan says 1:30 (wrong, it was closer to 3)...Jeff says not too late LOL Jordan asks if Jeff wants the last one?...Jeff smiles and says no, he's stuffed with hair, they're good though...Jeff looks at his hair in the mirror and says he cut the back too short, it's sticking up...Rachel asks if they're laying out?...they are...Rachel says she'll be back out...Jordan says for her to get her bathing suit on...Rachel leaves and Shelly comes out to join them... Jeff’s hat stories 1:48 - 1:53 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Rachel has just left and Shelly comes outside and joins them, she sits down to have a cigarette...she asks how they are...Jordan says good, they slept forever...Jeff says it's nice not to have to get up for DR's...Shelly says it's been quiet but the "lovely tunes" didn't wake them up?...Jeff says he came down to change his battery and heard the rock 'n roll...Shelly says it was Metallica, Iron Maiden...Jordan says she's sure Adam loved it...Jeff says he saw him rocking out there... Jordan says it's pretty today...Shelly says it's hot...they get quiet and then Jeff grabs his Aurora hat sitting there and says "love ♥ , you got your hat back"  Jordan says she worked out with it and forgot it there...Jeff says it's too small for him, he just got it for that homecoming game, he likes it though (I do too!), he wishes it was bigger...Shelly says she likes the colors... Jeff says he called and asked if they had another one...more quiet...Jeff picks up the hat again and says it's weird that when they make a hat they don't save the pattern, he doesn't think he called the company for this one, he looked online...Shelly asks who is it?...they look inside the hat, Jeff says maybe he didn't go to that website, he gave that hat to Jordan...Shelly says it's made in China, it's a nice looking hat but it's a small-medium...Jeff says it's small...Shelly says it's the kind that you put on and it gives you a headache...Jeff says it gives him a line (across his forehead)... Jeff says he got his UCLA hat online, he wore it last time and he wore it for a comp, it got all yellow from the water, he doesn't know why, he tried to wash it, it's white but all yellow on the inside...Shelly asks if he was sweating...Jeff doesn't think so, he wore it on the swinging comp and didn't rinse it after so the whole thing went yellow, he washed it and it got white except the inside so he wrote a letter to the company, he told them he wore this hat, blah blah blah and they knew, they saw it (on BB) and they sent him a bunch of hats but not that one... Shelly says how nice...Jeff says the company got a bunch of requests for that hat but they don't make it anymore, they wrote him back so they sent him a box of hats, in the letter he told them the hat he wore on the show, the person knew who Jeff was and sent him 8 hats...Jordan says "isn't that cool?"...Jeff says he brought that dirty one but BB wouldn't let him bring it on, maybe it was too much UCLA (with Brendon's)...palm trees... TAR party/Jeff’s work/ATWFF & opportunities after BB 5 - 5:15 PM Jeff and Shelly are sitting quietly on the couches in the BY...Jordan and Rachel are off camera walking around the BY talking about TAR...Jordan says how great it was, it was less competitive, everyone on the show was so nice and the party they had in May was so much fun, here everybody would be separated in corners because people are mad but there everybody was great, she'll show her pictures from her camera...Rachel wonders if people on Survivor feel that hostility towards each other? maybe they don't but it's normal to have that on a competitive reality show... Jordan says to Jeff "remember that boat we went on? that pirate show boat?"...Jeff says yeah...Rachel says it sounds so fun...Jordan tells Shelly about it, how it was a real pirate ship, they had a show where they picked 3 girls from the audience, who had to put their heads in stocks and gargle water while singing a song...Jeff says it was a fun show...Shelly says they've done a lot of fun things since they've met...Jeff says yeah...Rachel says it sounds medieval...Jordan says it was like medieval times but on a boat, it was funny, then they feed you and you drink the whole time...Jordan then explains how Shelly (?) was up on the boat, by the nose and she was walking and fell...Jeff laughs...Rachel asks if the boat moves?...Jordan says yeah, it takes you out...Rachel realizes it's on the ocean...Jeff tells Shelly that it's a vacation thing to do, he did that in Mexico before with "someone else before"  , it was fun, it's like a show on a boat basically... Shelly asks Jeff if his job allows him to come and go as he pleases?...Jeff says yeah, it's perfect for as long as he's getting work, he's doing something, it's going to come to a point where, after this he has no more shows unless his production company pitches them and gets him a real show, unless it's a dot com thing, he doesn't mind doing a dot com thing because it keeps him working and he loves it especially with the production company he works for so if he could keep getting those or whatever...Shelly asks what a dot com show is?...Jeff says like ATWFF...Shelly says oh, that's great for him...Jeff says he doesn't need it to be, he never wanted to be Tom Cruise or anything like that as long as he is working in the business, whether on camera or production, he loves the business...Shelly asks if Jeff has a production company that he works for and they pitch him to people for different jobs?...Jeff says right...Shelly says that's great, how did he meet them?...Jeff says through ATW, it's a production company called ATW productions...Shelly asks if they came and got him after this show?... Jeff says a "girl" who he can't say her name, found him, they were looking for a host, Alex won TAR2 and he did ATW, he wanted to get in producing, he loved it through being on a reality show, he thought of the ATW idea, after he did TAR, he started pitching his own shows, he got a guy named Zsolt who is a great camera guy, they went out and did their own documentary called ATWFF, he pitched it, got on TV, had connections with Rachel Ray, then they wanted a host for the 2nd season so someone from CBS NY asked if they had seen Jeff from BB, he always talked about travel, Alex didn't know him so someone sent him some cuts from the show so they flew him out to LA and he had an audition/meeting, when Alex called him he thought he was fu**ing around, one of his buddies, but they sent him a ticket to LA, he did that and they picked him... Shelly asks if he always has known he's always wanted to work somehow in LA in the business for a long time?...Jeff says when he finished college with his marketing degree he went on interviews and things like that and he always worked at the job he's at now, even in high school and then he came back, his buddy Mimmo works there, he's like the top guy, he stuck with it, he does really well for himself there, it was always there but Jeff told his boss, who is a big motivational guy, that this job sucks, it isn't for him, he can't do this and his boss liked him because he was honest with him, he steered him in the right direction, he told him when he's doing other stuff, he can always come work there so why not work there and get a little paycheck and pursue other things so he went on job interviews but he thought he can't do 9 to 5 and he always loved acting, things like that so he tried to get into theater but he would have to major in it so after college he met a guy and started from scratch, he decided after 2 years to go to LA, he only knew that one guy, his acting coach, he lived in LA for 2.5 years and moved back to Chicago, he couldn't do it, it wasn't paying the bills, he thought he'd have to knuckle up and get a real job but someone told him to just send his headshots out so he did and got a great response from agencies, he started working a lot, more than in LA, he was around 27 years old, his boss knew he loved it, he continued to let him work there and let him audition, he always pushed him to pursue other things...Shelly says it's wonderful to have mentors like that...Jeff says his boss set him on a business plan for his acting career, he really pushed him on the right track. Shelly asks if after doing BB it really took off for him?...Jeff says that when he lived in LA he said he would never do reality but then he actually came to the reality he might never do TV LOL so he went on this audition, he was trying other things too and he got it, this did "launch" him, he's not "launched" or anything but right from there he met Jordan  Shelly asks if he got an agent after the show?...Jeff says he had all that...Shelly asks if he was getting people calling him all the time to do this and that?...Jeff says no, it's not like that, you have to work at it, people don't come calling, he did the race and then Alex called him...Shelly says he can see him hosting or reporting for news or special events...Jeff says he doesn't think so, he knows his strengths and weaknesses...Shelly says he could do entertainment and social stuff...Jeff says he would have to like it though, his biggest thing is that he's doing it because he truly likes it/loves it, whether it's behind the camera or on camera, he loves everything about the business... Shelly asks why he hasn't done anything for BB?...Jeff says well after BB he did the race and then was gone over 100 days for ATW, he hasn't had time and since ATW he has other shows in the works, dot com shows, ATW are pitching shows, they do other things but he loves those guys because they stuck with him, anything they want to do and want him to host, he's all for it...Shelly asks if he had to clear it all with CBS to do the race and all that?...Jeff says the race was CBS and ATW was cbs.com...Shelly says she was happy to see them on the race... Jeff says it helped him a lot and he swears he had NO idea, he thought right after the show was done, he was going right back to work, alright that was awesome, show's over, he lost, it sucks, he got a little cash, that was awesome and then he got out and his brother, the first time he saw him, told him he was in this magazine and Jeff was shocked that people watched BB, it was crazy but cool, he was blown away, he had no idea, people would write him, it was overwhelming, he went by his buddy's house with his brother and SIL who came out to LA, they were having beers, they went on the computer to check something out, it was a list of all the jokes he told in the house, they did little cartoons of him and Jordan (YAY TAZ LOL) he was blown away, he was like holy shit and he stayed up until 8am looking at stuff, there was some bad press, he went on the Bonnie Hunt show and apologized for a bad comment, he apologized over 500 times it wasn't derogatory but taken out of context, he's learned a lot, even living in LA, you can make everyone happy all the time, even people close to you if you start doing stuff, they're going to knock you down and the more people know you, the more people don't like you, it's just part of it, he was told to stay off the internet but you're a person, you're curious so he gets a lot of things, if he reads something bad he blocks them or he doesn't read into things too much...Shelly says they don't know you...Jeff says exactly, they don't know you, they just want a reaction out of you... Shelly says that was one of her biggest concerns coming in, how she would be perceived but her husband told her what's important is they know who she is and to not worry about that  yikes! Jeff says you have to have that head on your shoulders and keep it together, everybody likes a different person, different people relate to different HG's...Shelly uses the example of Adam liking Ronnie  they continue talking about BB and casting and palm trees... Butt grab 5:57 PM Jordan is near the patio talking to Adam, Kalia and Shelly...Jeff is walking laps around the BY...Jordan starts to head back inside and almost runs into Jeff...as she goes to open the sliding glass door, Jeff back tracks and walks the opposite way so he can grab Jordan's butt before she goes in...Jordan oww's Be nice hug/nuzzle/butt grab 6:44 PM Jeff and Adam are working out and talking about how they are running out of certain types of food items...Jordan comes outside and says hey...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing, what's up?...Jordan nears Jeff and Jeff starts to play fight with her but Jordan says "be nice"...she gives Jeff a big hug and nuzzles his neck... Jeff says they have one more set and then they're going to do aberoos...he grabs Jordan's butt she giggles and then Adam and Jeff tease Jordan about keeping Dani...Jordan says "you're out of your mind" LOL Adam loves that response...Jordan asks what happened now?...Adam says she started campaigning today but it didn't get too far, his mind is made up... Jordan’s cloud bubble 7:03 PM Jeff and Adam are resting in between ab reps...Jordan is sitting on the hammock...Jeff says "love? ♥ what are you thinking about over there?"...Jordan says "nothing, I'm watching you"...Jeff says "what do you mean? I can see the bubbles and the clouds over your head, what's it say?" Jordan says "nothing, I'm watching you, you not like me watching you?"... Jeff says he doesn't mind but he's trying to read, he can't see what the cloud says from here...Jordan says she's watching them...Adam says for Jordan to not be nervous about him...Jeff says that the cloud says "Adam with a question mark" and all because of the eggs, he tells Adam to go smooth over the house...they start discussing the egg situation and then Jeff and Adam start doing reps again… What does the cloud bubble say now? 7:04 - 7:07 PM Jeff and Adam are doing their abs workout...Jordan continues sitting on the hammock watching them...they rest in between reps, Adam gets some water...Jordan asks if they're done?...Jeff says no, they have 15 & 10 to do...random chatter about the 40 year old virgin movie and how Jordan fixed a salad with salsa and had vegetable soup (eww )...Jeff says yum LOL Jeff and Adam do their set of 15 and then rest...Jeff looks at Jordan and asks "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "you"  Jeff says "what's your question bubble say now?"...Jordan says "I like watching y'all...can I not watch?"...Adam says she gets turned on by two studly men sweating...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Adam says well at least one of the two ...they talk about Jordan's unitard and then they go back to doing the set of 10… Cuz he’s my lover 7:13 PM Jordan is sitting on the hammock...Jeff is getting in his 50 laps...Jordan asks "you want me to walk with you?"...Jeff says to let him run 10 or 15 laps then he'll walk with her ok?...Jordan says ok...Rachel yells out if Jordan is going to work out more?...Jordan says "no I just want to walk with him...cuz he's my lover ♥ "...Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles at her big JeJo walk - game talk & tense ending 7:21 - 7:40 PM Jeff and Jordan walk around the BY and talk game, primarily about where they are at in their game and their suspicions of Adam... At the end of their walk Jordan tells Jeff that she can't wait until she's in the outside world, she feels depressed...Jeff says 3 more weeks, just fight it for 3 more weeks...Jordan says he knows she can but she's getting anxious and the mood of the house is making her not want to be there anymore, it makes things not fun anymore...Jeff says for Jordan to think about something happy when she gets like that...Jordan says she does...Jeff says "how about a free house, does that make you happy?"...Jordan says "be quiet"...Jeff says "be quiet, what? fight it for 3 more weeks, you might have another one, is that worth it?"...Jordan is quiet and then abruptly says "I'm done walking"  ...Jeff says "yeah me too"...Jordan goes inside but not before Jeff asks "you gonna shower love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "no, I'm gonna go lay down"... JeJo HOH game talk 8:10 - 8:32 PM Jeff has just finished taking a shower...Jordan is getting ready to shower but they talk game before Jeff goes downstairs to make halibut...Jeff tells Jordan that he just talked with Adam again to hammer home that they need to go F4 with him & Shelly...Jeff tells Jordan she has a great shot at winning...they then go over scenarios and Jeff gets a little snippy with Jordan's hypothetical scenarios regarding Rachel, he says she wants him to use the veto on Rachel, why not Shelly?...he can be the asshole again making another big move...Jordan tells him she doesn't even want to talk to him about that...Jeff says he's not worried about that scenario, he's worried about him going on the block...they continue hashing it out... Grill kiss 8:55 PM Jeff and Adam are grilling...Jordan approaches them and Adam says "nice slippers"...Jordan says "are you jelly?"...Adam says "yeah totes"...Jeff laughs...Jordan tells them that if she had known they were making hamburgers she wouldn't have eaten earlier but she ate a salad and soup and she doesn't want to eat this late...Adam says it's not that late...Jordan caresses Jeff's arm and reaches in giving Jeff a kiss... Jeff feeds Jordan’s fish 9:03 PM Jordan is sitting by herself outside on the couch in the BY...Jeff comes outside with his dinner...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try a little?...Jordan says "no thanks"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "noooo"...Jeff says "you know I'm going to make you anyway" Jeff feeds Jordan...Jordan says "that one's fishier"...Jeff says "it is? it's the best"...Jordan says it's not bad but it's fishier...Rachel comes outside to tell Jeff that the fish is AH-mazing, omg, seriously, THE BEST  did he make it on the grill?...Jeff says he did, it's the best right?...Rachel joins them and they talk about the others, how they're complaining about being on slop when they're making such good food but when they were on slop the others cooked all the time too...Jeff says f**k them Massages & flight home together 9:05 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel continue sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff and Rachel are eating their dinner while talking game...Rachel leaves...Jordan says you know what? you know how you were talking about let's go and get massages and stuff? let's do it"  Jeff says for sure...Jordan says they'll do a whole day and they'll do facial stuff...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jordan asks about goiong back home, could they get flights so she could fly with Jeff to Chicago and then she could go home that way?...Jeff says he's sure they could set it up...Jordan says so they could sit together on the plane ♥, that ride is so long by yourself, she didn't even bring her iPod, they said not to bring anything valuable and with her luck she'd probably lose it... Jeff wants Jordan to have a beer 9:08 - 9:13 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting outside on the couches in the BY...Rachel comes out and compliments Jeff on the AH-mazing fish again, she tells Jordan that she would like it even though she doesn't like fish...Jordan says Jeff gave her some, it was fishier than the catfish but it was not bad...Rachel says they should study tonight about the Zingbot quotes and they talk about that for a bit...Adam comes outside and they talk about dinner and drinks...Jordan asks if there was a Coors Light?...Jeff says "have a beer!"...Rachel starts chanting "do it, do it!"... Jordan says "would everybody get mad?"...Jeff and Rachel say "no!"...Jordan asks if she's taking from somebody?...they discuss the beer situation and Jordan starts backing out of having one...Rachel says "drink it, drink it!"...Adam says he's never seen Jordan drink, Rachel either...Adam wants to see her crunk girl!...Jeff asks if she'll drink a Bud Light while Jordan says that's for after the show Jordan doesn't want to take the beer from Shelly, she normally drinks Coors Light, is she taking from somebody?...Rachel says no!...Jordan asks if she's taking from Adam?...Adam says no...Jeff says "yeah, so drink that Bud Light" while fist pumping LOL! Jordan asks if she can mix it with something to make it better?...they talk about that and then Jordan says she needs something  Adam in his Cruddy voice says "alright Jordan, let's go, I'll give you something"...Jordan says to wait until after there...they don't like the Cruddy comment. Jeff says the fish was the bomb...Adam asks what Jeff marinated it in?...Jeff says basil, garlic, oil, salt & pepper...Rachel gets called to the DR and leaves...Jordan says to Jeff "loooove ♥ ?"...Jeff says "what?"...Shelly comes out and they continue chatting... Taste like wine kiss 10:12 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam and Kalia are outside on the couches in the BY chatting...Jordan gets up and smiles at Jeff...Jeff asks if she's putting her feet in?...Jordan sweetly says "no" and bends down to kiss Jeff... Jeff says "you taste like wine"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff says "no wait that's me" LOL Jordan says "you're gonna taste like Bud Light"...Jeff says "yeahuh!" Sneaky butt pinch 10:38 PM Jeff and Adam are playing pool...Jordan, who has been sitting at the hot tub, gets up and runs straight to Jeff and pinches his butt Jeff knows exactly what Shelley means 11:02 PM Jeff, Jordan and Shelly are sitting on the couches in the BY...they're talking about how Shelly is the same at work and outside of work, she's not mean, she likes to be happy, she doesn't like grudges or people to be mad at each other, even if her and Tony have a spat, she wants it over quick, she doesn't want it dragged out... Jordan asks what was the last thing she remembers that they had a spat about?...Shelly says it's usually something stupid like "are you mad, are you tired, is there something wrong?...no there's nothing wrong...well you're quiet, what's wrong?" something like that when he's just being quiet, that means nothing... Jeff says "yeah, I know exactly what you mean"...Jordan quietly snickers and says "I did that to you the other day"...Jeff says "you say that all the fu**ing time"...Shelly says Tony hates that and tells her he's just sitting there, they really don't fight very much...she starts talking about receipts and how they bicker about that...