August 16
Kisses & friskiness by the pool
12:05 AM
Jeff is playing pool with Adam and Brendon...Jordan stops by the pool table and Jeff asks "what are you doing?"...while Jeff wraps his arm around Jordan, she says "nothing, I'm going to go lay down"...Jordan holds onto Jeff and Jeff kisses her forehead...
Jordan says she has to get this thing off...Jeff rubs Jordan's boob...
Jordan then kisses him on the cheek...
Jeff says "alright love ♥ I'll come in and check on you"...Jordan turns to go saying ok...Jeff says he put the blankets on the bed so they can each have one and use one as the neutral one...Jordan says ok, thanks and she leaves...Adam says "aww Jeff you're such a romantic" ❤️
Jeff kisses sleepy Jordan
3:47 AM
Jeff finally comes to bed after a long night of playing pool and talking game with Adam...he gets in bed, touches Jordan's face to turn her towards him and he kisses her goodnight…
Sleepy touch
4:33 AM
Jeff and Jordan are sleeping in the candy room...Jeff is having restless sleep...Jeff stirs and startles Jordan, Jordan reaches over to softly touch Jeff's back...
...she then reaches up to touch his face
Jeff startles more, he's feeling hot...Jordan reaches over and puts her hand on Jeff's waist...Jeff shifts to get one of the blankets off of him and then sits up to take his t-shirt off, he lays back down and they seem to settle back to sleep...
Love!! & wave
1:04 PM
Jeff is outside on the couches laying down, he's with Shelly & Adam who are chatting about what to eat...the sliding door is heard being opened, it's Jordan who is coming outside to go to the pool...Jeff sees it's Jordan and yells out "love ♥ !?"...Jordan walks by not responding...Jeff looks up and repeats "love ♥ !!"...Jordan looks at Jeff and waves at him…
Where’s Jordan/watching her
2:50 PM
Jeff comes outside to sit on the couches to eat his pizza, Adam is there and they talk a little about how lazy/sleepy they are, Adam says he slept a lot but Jeff says he was up all night...Jeff, looking around, asks Adam "where's Jordan?"...Adam says that she just went to the bathroom...
Jordan is heard coming outside...Jeff sees her immediately and the recognition is shown on his eyes/face...
Jordan runs by quickly to go to the pool again and Jeff watches her...
Adam says "and right back in the pool"...
Jeff had Jordan ;)
2:54 PM
Jeff, Adam & Dani are sitting on the couches outside chatting...they're talking about masturbating in the house ...Dani thinks if anyone has done it, it's probably Kalia (lol)...Jeff says it's so easy for a girl, at least he thinks so, not easy but easier...Adam says it's not true...Dani says she doesn't think it would be too much easier...Adam says either way it would be pretty obvious...
Dani brings up her season (again :/) saying that all the guys used to talk about it all the time and one time they saw evidence in the form of dirty tissues by the HOH bed ...Adam says 'if you know you're having company, clean up"...
Dani asks Jeff if he did his last time in the house?...Jeff nods no saying "and I had Jordan (self control!!) ...well I didn't have Jordan but..."
Adam says he's just waiting for them to take a shower together (Brenchel)...Jeff says "here?"...Adam says "yeah"...Jeff says "c'mon!" LOL...they talk about what Brenchel were acting like in the pool yesterday and Jeff gives Adam a hard time about him not being able to look away, he was all creepster haha
Chips & salsa in the BY
3:27 - 3:38 PM
Jeff is laying out in the BY...Jordan has gone outside to eat her "lunch" near Jeff, she sits down next to him and they chat...audio is off of them for a little bit and then cams and audio go onto them...
They are talking about Brenchel and their "activity" in bed...Jordan said she could hear the covers moving and she kept thinking to herself just go to sleep, just go to sleep...Jeff says eww, he asked Brendon if they were fu**ing around last night and he said no, maybe they were though, he hears a smacking sound but he thinks one of them does it in their sleep Jeff says he thought he heard something too...Jordan says no, they were kissing...
Adam asks about it and Jeff tells Adam that Jordan heard them giggling...Jordan says they were kissing, there was smooching going on, Kalia and Jeff were sleeping, she looked over at Jeff...Jordan says she wanted to throw up...Jeff says if they were Porsche's bed was devirginized...Porsche and Adam talk about it more and then Jordan says they have to get their last...Jeff says it's all lit up in there...they continue discussing (hard to hear)...
Jordan asks if Jeff wants one? (chip)...Jeff says no...they start talking about the condom prank, Adam was offended (not really lol)...Jeff says they did that prank to them in their season...Jordan says her nose is runny from the spicy salsa, she had to eat because she was getting the shakes from not eating...
Palm trees on and off and then Jordan asks if it's weird that Jordan is sitting right there?...Jeff says no...they sit in silence for a little while and then Jordan gets up...Jeff reaches out to her but Jordan sarcastically says "nice chat", she turns and walks away...Jeff says "love ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "your butt's wet"...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "you coming back out here?"...Jordan says yep...
Rachel lies/Jeffrey snored
3:59 - 4:02 PM
Jeff, Jordan and Porsche are laying out...Jordan and Porsche are chatting with Rachel who is nearby sitting in the shade...Jeff is quiet...Jordan says "Jeffrey" Jeff says what?...Jordan says "Jeffrey Schroeder"...
They start talking about naps and sleeping...Jordan says to Rachel "were y'all hooking up last night?...Rachel lies and says no why?...Jordan says she thought she heard them giggling, the sheets moving and she thought no! go back to sleep...Rachel aww's Jordan says she thought they were doing something...Rachel says they wouldn't do anything with her in the room YIKES
Brendon says that Jeff thought the same thing at 5am...Jeff says he heard smacking for sure...Rachel says Brendon was snoring...Jordan tells Jeff that he was snoring was so loud and she hit him and then he stopped...Jeff asks if he was on his back?...Jordan says yeah...Rachel goes on to say Brendon was heavy breathing and started snoring, she ended up sleeping on top of him (wth?)...Brendon says how could he not snore with her on top of him?...Rachel says he told her to get off and she was really upset...Jeff and Jordan giggle and Jeff says "omg"
Rachel asks when Jordan heard that?...Jordan says she doesn't know what time it was but she looked over and everyone was asleep...Jeff says he definitely heard smacking 100% but he's going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they might have been making that noise sleeping...Jordan says she heard them kissing...Rachel lies again saying it might have been her because she didn't have her retainer in...Jeff says "or you guys might have been doing it"...Rachel says "no, trust me, I wish"...Jeff says "whatever, good for you if it's going on"...Jordan giggles...Rachel says "don't worry it's not going on with you in the bed next to us" Jeff says he's sure that's why they stopped...Porsche points out they could go in the soundproof HN room...Rachel says it has very bright lights otherwise...
Porsche says (great one liner) "you know you'd make more in a porno than your stipend, just saying" LOL
Marley - tutu love/Jordan follows Jeff around?
4:03 - 4:05 PM
Feeds come back from palms...Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Porsche are talking about what the Brenchel porno would be called...Jeff says "Brenchel gets cornholed" LOL
Jordan says "Jeffrey"...Jeff asks what's wrong?...Jordan says "nothing, just me and my tutu"...Jeff says she's excited...
Jordan says "this reminds me of Marley"...Jeff says "Marley? Marley would love that thing"...Jordan says "Tori would love it too"...Jeff says "Marley is so jealous"...Jeff gets up...they say Marley will see it tomorrow...Jordan asks if he's done?...Jeff asks if she thinks he's done?...Jordan says yeah, he's dark...Jeff says he's done then...
Jordan says "I feel like I follow you and that's going to stop"...Porsche says it's a small house, where are you supposed to go?...Jordan says she knows but she's got to stop it Jeff leaves asking Jordan if she's going to lay out still?...Jordan guesses so...Jeff says he might come back, he's going to have a smoke...
Love, where’d you go all day?
4:16 PM
Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with Dani and Shelly...Jordan is talking to Brenchel and Porsche about Bonnie Hunt...Jordan leaves and walks by the couch area on her way inside...Shelly says Jordan is a sunbathing goddess today...Jordan says she's done...Jeff says "where you going dunce cap?"...Jordan says "inside"...Jeff says "you gonna make a snack?"...Jordan doesn't hear as she goes inside...
Jeff has a concerned look on his face, he immediately gets up and goes inside...Jordan is heading to the candy room and says she's putting on her tennis shoes...Jeff asks if she's going to work out?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff follows her in there...he asks "love ♥ ? where'd you go all day?"...Jordan says "I'm not following you around"...Jeff says he's been in there all day...Jordan says she knows but she feels like she follows Jeff around all day...Jeff asks again if she's working out now?...Jordan says it's the best time, she gets all sweaty...she leaves…
Workout poke, back hug & high five
5:55 PM
Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the BY...Jordan has finished working out and is sitting on the sit up bench...Jeff is spotting Adam...Jeff walks over to Jordan and asks if she's doing abs or done?...she is done, she hugs Jeff...
Jeff says Jordan is sweaty...Jordan says that's a good thing, didn't he see her?
Jeff says "you're the best, I know, I saw you"...Jordan says she feels like Peter Pan...Jeff says "Count Chocula?" LOL
Jordan gets up saying "alright"...Jeff says "where you going"...Jordan says to shower...Jeff pokes Jordan's boob...
"Jayeff"...Jeff blames it on a bug...Jordan says she didn't...Jordan grabs Jeff from behind and gives him a hug & squeeze...
She says he's all sweaty...Jeff says he spilled water on himself so it looks like he's been working out...Jordan says "see ya later Charlie" and they high five...Jordan leaves to go shower...
Jeff whistles
6:06 PM
Jeff is sitting outside on the sit up bench resting between sets...he's chatting with the others in the BY...off camera Jordan comes outside in her towel and Jeff whistles at her
They have a brief exchange about if BB gave Jordan a second unitard and then Jordan goes back inside…
Jordan shower - don’t you dare
6:15 - 6:17 PM
Jeff and Adam are working out...Jeff needs to go pee, he goes inside to the bathroom...Jordan is taking a shower...she says "Hi!"
Jeff gets closer to the stall and says "what are you doing in there?"...Jeff pokes his hand in there and Jordan says "don't you dare Jeff...it looks bad"...Jeff pees...
Jeff comes out and Jordan asks how his workout is going?...Jeff says it's going good...he sings a little and leaves...
JeJo bathroom - is Jordan buff banter
6:55 PM
Feeds switch to the bathroom where JeJo are...Jeff says "who's not cute?"...Jordan says she's not cute when you look buff...Jeff says "do I look buff? I just worked out"...Jordan says "is it a bad buff?"...Jeff says "whaddya mean buff? what do you think you are?"...Jordan says like gymnast buff...Jeff says "listen, you worked out for a couple of weeks, relax"...Jordan says she feels like gymnasts when they wear spandex and her boobs look big she looks like (buff)...Jeff says you look like Chyna, take it easy, but she has been working out hard...Jeff teasingly says "you wanna go have a protein shake?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says he's joking...Jordan says they give her diarrhea...
BB tells Jordan to put her mic on...Jordan says "uhh, don't talk to me"...Jeff says "who, production? that's mean"...Jordan says "you, I'm talking about you"...Jeff walks away saying "why you talk like that to production?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "you've changed this season" LOL Jeff yells out "hold on, I'm coming right back, you can watch me shower and shave"
Love! Where you going?
6:57 - 7 PM
Jordan has finished up showering and has put her new unitard on...Jeff has finished up working out and is getting ready to shower and shave, he walks into the bathroom area...Jordan and Adam banter about the unitard and Jeff and Adam talk about someone leaving the microwave door open and how Adam's pet peeve is when people leave time remaining on the microwave...Jordan leaves the bathroom and Jeff says "love! where you going?"...Jordan says "you want to talk to me now?"...Jeff says "what are you talking about? yeah I told you"...Jordan says "I'm shocked"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...feeds switch out and then return briefly to Jeff who is getting ready to shave and then switch out again..
JeJo bathroom - Jordan likes the Johnny Depp
7:21 - 7:24 PM
Feeds switch to the bathroom where JeJo are...Jeff is brushing his teeth, Jordan is sitting on the lounger waiting and just finishing doing her human kazoo/trumpet...she asks if she's going to get yelled at?...Jeff says she gets yelled at because she was playing The Saints, if she plays it normal, they won't...Jordan says she didn't play a song...
Jeff goes over to Adam who is taking a shower and they banter a little about Adam doing inappropriate things in the shower...Jeff puts some stuff on his neck and cleans out his ears...they talk about Jordan's razors in the shower...
Jordan says to Jeff "can we go lay down together?"...Jeff says "yes, where?"...Jordan says wherever he wants...Jordan says that she likes what Jeff did...Jeff says he did Johnny Depp...Jordan says "I like it...do it again"...
Jeff says he can't, he just did it...Jordan says to keep doing it...Jeff says he can't, it grows out...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to lay in the purple room?...Jordan says yeah, let's go...Jeff says "alright, let's do it in there"
Purple room - snacks chat
7:26 - 7:35 PM
Jeff and Jordan decide to go "lay down together" in the purple but all it ends up being is them snacking on super crunchy food (that is so annoying to listen to lol) while making small talk, no game talk or real personal talk at all. yawns
BY - supportive head rub
8:55 PM
Jeff, Brenchel and Dani are outside on the couches chatting...Rachel is being weird...Jeff is suspicious that Rachel put something in his wine...Rachel giggles saying it was a Rufie. Jeff is not amused...Rachel says Jordan did it, she wanted to drug him...Jordan comes outside and Rachel asks if wouldn't she love if she put a Rufie in Jeff's drink?...Jordan half giggles but doesn't answer, instead going over to Jeff and rubbing the back of his head Jordan then heads to the hot tub…
Jordan’s feet are just weird/no health insurance
8:57 - 9 PM
Jeff, Brenchel and Porsche are sitting on the couches chatting...Jordan is in the hot tub...Brenchel leave to go check out the wine situation and then Jordan shouts out something about slippers already being worn...Jeff says "your feet go in, that's life love"
Jordan asks something about why they're like that? that's why she walks weird...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Porsche says it sounds like her slippers are actually too big for Jordan...
Jeff says "no, her feet are just weird" LOL
Jordan says her brother's are worse...Jeff says they're not weird she just walks on her instep so she needs to go to a foot doctor so he'll mold something in her shoes so she doesn't walk like that...Jordan says that's a good idea...Jordan says something about her brother again and Jeff says that she told him that for her brother 3 times...Jordan says they don't have health insurance...Jeff says you just need an insole...Porsche asks why doesn't she get it?...Jordan says she knows, she needs to...Jeff asks if work offers it or anything like that?...Jordan says they do but it's too expensive, she would never get a pay cheque (this coming from a girl who won half a million dollars? I don't get it...)
Porsche says she doesn't have it either...Jeff asks for anything? no coverage at all?...Jordan says her neither, dental she can pay on her own because it's just cleaning...talk turns to other talk when Brenchel come outside...
BY chat - sweet look
9:45 PM
Jeff, Adam, Shelly and Brendon are at the couch area talking about the hot dog contest...Jordan is in the hot tub...Brendon leaves...they continue talking and Jeff looks over at Jordan with a sweet look...
JeJo hammock time - finally game talk
9:50 - 10:30 PM
Jordan comes outside, grabs her cup and a blanket from near the hot tub and heads to teh hammock...Jeff, who is sitting on the couches with the group, sees her go over there, almost immediately gets up and goes over to the hammock as well...
Jordan is getting the hammock prepped...Jeff throws a few bags over (from the cornhole game) and then says "love ♥ let me play"...Jeff gets in asking how he should lay, Jordan wants him going in the same direction...Jeff lays down...
They talk game for awhile...Jordan voices her concerns about Shelly and them having to stick with Rachel...how they do trust Adam, etc.
Jordan is glad Jeff’s there
10:23 - 10:25 PM
Jeff and Jordan are chatting on the hammock...they're talking about how Rachel stole some of Dani and Kalia's wine...Jordan thought it was funny...Jordan says they make cookies every night, she's got to stay away from that...Jordan says she told the DR that she's so UHH this year and they told her she's just more mature and wiser and she got excited...they make fun of how the others are all following each other around to spy...Jordan says "I'm so glad..."
Jeff says "I'm here?"
Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she can finish...Jordan says she did mean Jeff, if she didn't have anybody in there that she could trust, she would go crazy, they just got lucky last time
Lov-v-v-er
10:26 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking on the hammock...they're talking about Adam and how sweet he is...they poke fun of the spying & shadiness going on...Jordan says "listen, we're a couple, we can do this (laying together having alone time)...they try to figure out where everyone is...Jordan says they have to be careful what they say to Shelly...out of the blue Jordan says "lov-v-v-err"...Jeff says what?...Jeff starts singing and Jordan says "what's wrong?...Jeff says "nothing, I just wanna win"...Jordan says me too...Jordan starts picking at his face and Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says she's just fixing him up...Jeff asks if she likes his Johnny Depp?...Jordan likes it
They go back to game talk...
JeJo hammock time part 2
10:50 - 11:01 PM
The feeds switch to the hammock again where Jeff and Jordan are still talking...they're talking game...Jordan says Jeff is a bigger target because he won 15,000, Shelly even said it again the other, she wonders if things would have been different if they could have kept Brendon, if the HOH is questions she'll throw up and if Porsche wins they're done...Jeff says he is, not her...Jordan says what is she gonna do when Jeff is gone...Jeff says he doesn't know, roll with Dani?...Jordan pfft's and says she'll do her own thing...Jordan doesn't know if what's happening is good or bad, if Brenchel are this quick to throw them under the bus then maybe it's not a good thing to keep him...
Jordan says she has to wear her outfit for the comp...Jeff says he hopes it's physical, maybe they'll let her wear athletic gear but they wore athletic gear last week...Jordan says they didn't do anything physical, it was a trick...Jordan says they have 3 people to worry about...Jordan asks if he's going to fart? Jeff says he was trying to...Jeff asks where Shelly is...Jordan tells him where she last saw her...
Jordan says Kalia irritates her...Jeff asks what she needs to go up there (HOH) for, what does she need to know?...Jordan says she's a busybody...Jeff says what influence does she have on this fu**ing game?...Jordan says nothing...Jordan says when Brendon came back Adam & Shelly didn't like it, they just pretended to...Jeff says they know it's JeJo & Brenchel, with Brendon gone it's JeJo, Adam & Shelly...they go over who is "with them"...
Jeff says when he wins HOH then they'll all be with them Jordan says they have to figure out before that then who is really with them but they know for sure 3 people who aren't...Jordan says if Adam changed his mind, Porsche would vote the same way...Jeff says that even if Brenchel say they have Porsche, he'll tell them that if they can't get Adam then he won't vote for them, he doesn't want to look like a fu**Ing fool, Rachel will 100% lie just to get a 3-3 tie, he's not going to get himself in that situation...Jordan says then Shelly, Dani will be mad at them...Jeff says if Adam's onboard he is too...
Jordan sits up and says she loves the Johnny Depp, he should wear it more, it's good for a change...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan giggles about how all 3 cameras are on them...Porsche yells over asking Jordan if she's heard of Sailor Moon...Jordan hasn't and Porsche describes her...Jordan then tells Jeff that she has been talking to Porsche more, maybe she should work on her, get on her good side...Jeff mmm, hmm's...
Jeff wants to go upstairs?...Jordan says no, Adam is probably coming over...Adam asks them if they need some alone time?...Jordan says no, he can come over there...Adam heads over...
Jeff’s dirty mouth
11:12 PM
Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock talking with Brendon and Adam...Jeff reaches for Jordan's water bottle and takes a sip without touching it...he says to Jordan that he didn't want to touch it because of coffee and smoking...Jordan nods making a face...Jeff says what? Does she want his dirty mouth all over it? LOL
Jordan toughened up
11:23 PM
Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock talking with Brenchel & Adam...they are talking about how Jeff gets riled up when talking to Rachel...Rachel says Jordan talks sweetly and Jeff just yells at her...Jeff says it's all positive shit, listen, she has to stop thinking about glitter and where Brendon is for fu**ing 2 seconds, stfu! and put this in your head and then Rachel looks around and says "is that a bug?" facepalm did he just talk? in one ear, out the other and she's out the door...
Jordan says she would storm off and would say Jeff is so mean to her and doesn't like her and she would tell Rachel that Jeff does like her or else she would really know because he'd be killing her...Jeff argh's...Jordan told Rachel he likes her, that's just the way Jeff talks...they think Jeff is like this because of football...Jordan says that Rachel said that Jeff doesn't have sisters does he?...Jordan says Rachel would get so sensitive...Rachel asks how Jordan is not sensitive?...Jordan asks Jeff if she's sensitive?...Jeff says she used to be, she toughened up...Jordan says a little bit
Jejo hammock flip
11:30 PM
Jeff and Jordan are in the hammock talking to Brenchel & Adam...they're talking about Griffith Observatory when suddenly Jeff gets out of the hammock flipping Jordan out the other side...Jordan screeches JAYEFF!! Rachel says OMG Jeff! wow! LOL
Jeff says he was all the way on the end!...Jordan says "stupid" Brendon says it was like she did a pirouette and fell down Rachel asks if she's ok?...Jordan in Rachel voice says yeah, she's fine...Jeff in Rachel voice says "Jordan omg! did Jeff break your leg? what a jerk! Brennan would never do that"...Jeff tells Jordan to get on there...Jordan says she's done...Rachel says Jeff!...Jeff says it was an accident...
Jeff says "sorry love ♥ I didn't know you were going to flip off" they all leave the hammock area and Jeff says "love!? ♥ what are you doing?"...Jordan says putting her feet in the hot tub...
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