July 16 Bedtime game talk Part 1 1:21 - 1:34 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room...Jeff is in bed...Jordan is getting ready for bed...they are talking game, how the vote went, who did the hinky votes...Jordan says they won't find out until finale, no one knows and you can't trust anybody, it's BB...Jordan says they're all going crazy trying to figure it out but she doesn't think they'd suspect Shelly...Jordan says she liked talking to Cassi but B&R are in her ear telling her not to trust her...Jeff says they need to relax...Jordan says she wants to talk to Cassi...Jeff says "so talk to her"...Jordan says she does but she feels bad because she feels two faced...Jeff says that he's told Brendon there's no need to for him to police Jordan talking to her, they're talking like friends, it's not game talk, what does it matter? the only thing talking to her can do is benefit them...Jordan says nobody likes her...Jeff says girls are very catty...Jeff says if someone is going to put him up, why not try to sway them... Jordan says that when Rachel tells her what Jeff is doing (with Cassi) she starts thinking what's Jeff doing? it drives her crazy...Jeff says "don't ugh don't listen to her"...Jeff says let Rachel worry about Brendon doing something, don't worry about him...Jordan says she knows Jeff wouldn't do anything...Jeff says "no shit I wouldn't do anything"...Jeff says to not listen to her, she's insecure...people are getting too bananas over this, they're not even through this week yet. Jordan doesn't think Dani is threatened by her...Jeff says she's worried about her though but he could say the same for her, what is she doing with Dom all the time?...they count the votes this week, 9 people vote, they need 5 votes...Jordan asks if Jeff wants the lights off?...Jeff doesn't care, he was listening to music relaxing...Jordan says she told Dom that on finale night they're going out to have fun, they'll go to Saddle Ranch and dance...Jeff says Cabo...Jordan says Cabo! margaritas. Jeff wants to turn on ESPN for a little bit...Jeff asks "where are you"...Jeff waits while Jordan preps for bed...Jeff says it's weird, it feels like he's watching tv...Jeff says that shower is so nice...Jordan looks at their picture and says aww, that's such a good picture, she loves it...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she misses her mom...Jeff says "beezay"...Jordan says she just wants to say hey, her mom would says "hey beezay, what are you doing?"...Jordan shuts off the lights and gets in bed...they talk about Peyton, how he is for sure watching...Jordan thinks Stewie got Showtime AD for them...Jeff thinks it might be on too late for them...they are sure he watches all the episodes… Bedtime game talk Part 2 1:34 - 1:45 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their bedtime talk...they talk about how Peyton will be excited to watch them...Jordan sits down in bed...Jordan says that Shelly was talking to her by the hot tub,she told Jordan that Rachel was getting on everyone's nerves and that when Brenchel are nomination there's going to be drama, Shelly swore to Jordan that she would never put up Jeff, she'd like to see them go far ...Jeff says "oh, she's so nice" Jordan says that Shelly said that no one wants to put JeJo up Jordan continues talking game to Jeff about the veto and who will use it or not...Jeff spies Cassi on the spy screen and says that she's freaking out because Dom is gone and she doesn't know who to trust...Jordan says she told Cassi she was considering putting her up...Jeff knows that but doesn't know what all the hubbub is about...Jordan says people are making it more dramatic...Jeff agrees, it's exhausting...Jordan says everybody is bored...Jeff isn't understanding...Jordan says people are jealous...Jeff says he likes it when people don't bother him LOL Jeff says all he heard today is Cassi this and that, dude relax, her and Jordan are talking, what is the big deal?...Jordan says they were talking about everything, Cassi is in some music videos, even the main girl in a Kenny Chesney video, Jordan explains a little about that...Jeff says for themselves, he thinks they're fine...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says if they can get Cassi to like them there's no harm in that...Jordan says Cassi does like them, "they" are pissed because she's talking to her...Jeff says exactly, are they pissed because they have another person, is Rachel jealous? he's not going to stop talkiing to someone that can help him, it can't hurt him...Jordan says they're saying Cassi is a liar...Jeff says if they win they can put her up, he doesn't care...Jordan says she feels bad because she feels catty, she feels like she's in the middle of both sides...Jeff says that Jordan has to tell Rachel she's not talking game to Cassi...FiSH... Jeff talks about a conversation he had with Brendon, he wants him to tone down the talking, what's the problem? they're trying to swing someone...Jordan says Brenchel want her out more, she's gorgeous ...Jeff says Cassi isn't spinning his head with game...Jordan says well, look at her...Jeff says "dude, wtf does that have to do with anything?"...Jordan says "well, Jeff it's girls, girls like, when there's a pretty girl"...Jeff says when it's half a million dollars on the line, it's a vote, what is everyone seeing? Jordan says girls are catty...Jeff says not to buy into it, he doesn't mind if she talks to Cassi...Jordan says she likes her, she's not the one that's jealous of her...Jeff says it's ok, he'll defend her, he sees green not people last time they coasted through and luckily, he doesn't know how they got through and she won, this time they're playing smart and strategic, let others get pissed and be jealous and let themselves knock each other out, he thinks they're doing good, it's only 14 days in... Jordan says she's talking and trying...Jeff says she is, they want to make friends with people...Jordan says Brenchel are kicking themselves in the butt...Jeff doesn't want to do the same thing...Jordan says she doesn't want to be seen like that, she's more like Cassi, normal and some of the things Rachel does she doesn't want people to think she's like Rachel, being mean and stuff...Jeff gets it...Jordan says she doesn't want to seem two-faced... Jeff says the five of them will talk tomorrow and tell them they need to relax with the Cassi thing, he'll tell them that if Jordan can talk to her and befriend her in case she does win next week, what is the fu**ing problem with that? because she's good looking and Rachel wants her out? that's the dumbest fu**ing thing he's ever heard...Jordan says she said people are threatened...FISH...Jordan explains that when there's girls and men...Jeff rawrs like a cat LOL...Jordan says "are you listening to me?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan explains again that women get jealous...Jeff says that's insecurity...Jordan says she's not saying her...Jeff says he knows but don't buy into that bullshit, he understands that he doesn't want to piss off their alliance but why not try to get in with her if it will prevent them from going up instead of holding a catty grudge, what harm is it doing? the only harm is if Jordan slips and says here's our alliance...Jordan says "I never said that"...feeds switch off... Bedtime stories - spider, bird, squirrel and gas station 2:13 - 2:21 AM The feeds switch back to the HOH room just before the 2:14am mark...Jeff and Jordan have finished talking game, they're laughing telling stories Jeff is saying "that thing" was huge...Jordan says it was so funny because she was driving and didn't know what it looked like and for Jeff to say "whoa that's a big spider" she thought, oh man, this must be serious...Jeff says they were so lucky the spider was right there by the door when he opened it, it could have went anywhere in the car, if it ran they would've had to take everything out of the car until they found it...Jordan giggles about how Maggie jumped out of the car and Jeff had to wrap the spider up in a towel...Jeff says he had to fire himself up cuz that thing was gross Jordan giggles about leaving the towel in the parking lot...Jeff says "yeah forget it, I didn't want to see what it looked like, I was out of there"...Jordan shudders...Jeff says he was still freaked out while driving, he told Maggie to get in the back seat, he wouldn't go back there LOL Jordan says it must've gotten in off the beach chairs...Jeff agrees... Jordan tells the story of a girl from work, who's deathly afraid of spiders, she was in the shower shampooing her hair, a spider came down from a web and when she opened her eyes, she freaked out and grabbed the shower curtain and knocked the pole (rod) down (poor girl lol) Jeff asks if he told Jordan the story of Mimmo's dad & the skunk...Jordan says yes, it was hilarious...Jeff asks if she told her about the time they called him for the bird in the basement?...Jordan says no, to tell her...Jeff says it was afer the skunk, no it was a possum...Jeff tells the story of how Mimmo called Jeff one morning before school and told him there was a bird in their basement, he had to come get it LOL they giggle...Jeff says "like I was there fu**in, whatever...exterminator"...Jeff says he walked over there and asked where it was?...Jeff says it was by the bar, it must've come in through a back window...Jeff told Mimmo to get him a towel so it would just relax...Jordan says "you and the towels" Jordan giggles...Jeff says "because I don't wanna touch shit dude" LOL! what's he gonna do? go and strangle the bird? (he wanted to) make it relaxed...Jordan is killing herself giggling... Jeff says he went to the bar, Mimmo's mom is there and Vit Tan Don is little and Mimmo is walking behind him and asked him what he was going to do?...Jeff says he would throw the towel over the bird and grab it...to clarify Jeff says that he was more freaked out about the spider than the bird LOL...Jeff explains he just wanted to throw the towel nicely over the bird so as not to scare it or knock over bottles Jeff says when he got close the bird took off to the other side of the room and Mimmo jumped back and wailed, Vit Tan Don froze and wailed too, Jeff says he almost pissed his pants because everyone's face was like this -- HA! Jeff says they acted like it was the grim reaper, it was just a bird...Jeff says then it flew into the corner of the bathroom, they all turned white and couldn't move, they were freaking out, Jeff was telling them it's a bird, why were they freaking, he finally got it in the corner of the shower, he let it free outside and Mimmo said he would never touch that thing...Jordan says she could see him going "dude, that was..." FISH... When the feeds return Jordan is very animated telling the story of when a squirrel, who apparently was being kept as a pet by Megan's family, attacked Megan, her sister Chrissy and Peyton things got a little hysterical but Megan called her mom and she saved the day the squirrel was let go...Jeff says "you can't keep wild animals"... Jordan then tells the story of when her and Megan were around 16, they went to put gas at the gas station, Megan got out and was distracted, she forgot to put the car in Park and the car, with Jordan in it, started rolling away, Megan chased after it and Jordan froze, didn't think to put the car in Park, she just laughed so hard, it was quite the scene ...Jordan asks Jeff, couldn't you see her and Megan doing that?...Jeff says he actually can...Jordan giggles and calms down, she sighs...Jeff says "whoa, you got real excited there"... Bedtime stories - pooping & farting 2:21 2:37 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jordan is calming down after excitedly telling a story...Jeff gazes at Jordan ♥. Jeff is getting sleepy and asks what time it is?...Jordan doesn't know, maybe 2?...Jordan says she needs a sleeping pill, she ate a brownie...Jeff says he ate so much shit today, he needs to straighten up...they lay quietly...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear and asks if Jeff is going to bed...Jeff says "I'm just chillin love ♥ ...you got a little too crazy and I had to calm down"...Jordan asks "why because I was laughing?"...Jeff says Jordan was screaming the stories and she busted his head open lol...Jordan says "Jeffff"... Jordan complains her stomach is still hurting...Jeff says she hasn't said anything about her "thing"...Jordan says she has been taking Advil all day...Jeff says he took the last one but there's more downstairs...Jordan giggles saying thanks for letting her know... Jordan says she thinks everyone was pooped from the competition today...Jeff says he thinks everyone pooped in there today LOL they agree everyone came up to the HOH bathroom and pooped...Jordan says Brendon even took up the bible to read while pooping :/Jeff says everyone is real comfortable with them...Jordan says Lawon was blowing the toilet up...Jordan says the other day Rachel was up there shaving Brendon's head while Jordan was pooping and it was loud but Rachel said it was ok LOL Jeff says that Rachel farted in front of him & Adam and told them not to tell Brendon because she doesn't fart in front of him, Jeff says "omg, how do you not fart in front of somebody" LOL ...Jordan says "my stomach would be upset if I didn't fart around you ...they would think we're absolutely disgusting, there's days when we sit on the couch, Sundays when we eat all day"...Jeff says "I know, we are gross" Jordan says they watch movies, stay in PJ's and just stuff their face and fart all day...Jeff says it's better, he hates going on a first date and as soon as they leave you (let them rip in the car), it's the worst...Jordan says a guy she dated wouldn't talk to her after he got grossed out by her...Jeff giggles...Jordan says her mom got real mad (? at who?)...Jeff says not to do that on the first date at least, he just remembers doing that in the car once she left...Jordan tells the story of needing to fart and pee, she staying over at a guys house with a bunch of girls (nothing like "that")...Jeff jokingly calls Jordan a little whore...Jordan says shut up and continues lol, she says she knows the guy heard her noises coming from the bathroom... Jordan explains it was a Jack & Jill bathroom, basically a shared bathroom but with two sinks...Jeff asks why it's called that?...Jordan doesn't know but her mom always called it that...Jeff says he never heard of that...Jeff says Jordan's mom is like the Waterboy mom, she just makes up stuff and the kids believe it and just go along with it...Jordan says she really does think it's called Jack & Jill, people back home call it that...Jeff says it probably is called that but still, whatever Jordan's mom says they say mmm, hmm...Jordan says no, she doesn't...Jeff quotes a Waterboy movie line, "my momma says..." Jordan says no, she's not like that all the time... Jordan was right! Jordan goes back to farting stories (Oy !)...Jordan asks if Jeff's ever ripped one by accident around a girl on a date...Jeff says yeah, in college...Jordan is excited and wants Jeff to tell her ...Jeff says it was by accident, he did it but didn't mean to do it and it was too late to undo LOL he swears he didn't say one word, it was so fu**ing awkward because he knew she heard so he just kept quiet and in his head he was like OMG it's so quiet...Jordan wants more details..Jeff explains further saying he couldn't believe he did that realizing he was there with somebody, they're watching a movie and (he farted)...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says 5 seconds had gone by and it was too late to make a joke, he probably should've just admitted it...Jordan asks if the girl brought it up to him?...Jeff says no, never...Jordan is surprised by this...Jordan asks if the girl still talked to him?...Jeff says not really, they drifted...Jordan says she probably got grossed out...Jeff says probably, he remembers it being funny, he told his buddies, he can't believe he did that, has Jordan ever done that...Jordan says she farts at work all the time and they get grossed out (umm )...Jeff says farts are good for a laugh... Jordan tells the story of one of her sister's friends who got so drunk in front of a guy, she was throwing up and farting and wanting to poop and she was so embarrassed, it was funny ...Jordan says it's funny when you're in school and it's quiet and someone farts...Jeff says there was one kid in college, he'll never forget it, he was in the back of the class sleeping, it was the 2nd day of class, he farted so loud and woke himself up, it was so hilarious, everytime he saw him he'd laugh and think he was the kid who farted and woke himself up, he had to deal with that the whole semester... Jordan tries to think of another embarrassing farting story (geez!)...Jordan says she once told a guy she was dating that her stomach was upset and she had gas, he told her that if she farted he'd break up with her because you don't do that, it's unladylike and gross...Jeff says what are you going to do? when you're older you don't care, when you have to fart you have to...Jordan says if Jeff went on a date now he wouldn't be ripping them...Jeff agrees he wouldn't greet them and then fart...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says you have to get to that point soon, ykwim? he could see in high school where you pretend your gf doesn't fart for 2 years but when you're older you have to get real...Jordan asks if Jeff's dated a girl that ripped them?...Jeff says yeah, when you're in a relationship for a long time he doesn't understand how you don't, like brenchel, Rachel has to have stomach aches all the time...Jordan says that's true, she bets Rachel poops with the door shut (I am NOT going to comment on that one lol) Jordan giggles about Jeff's escaped fart story...Jeff says "that was what was good about meeting in here, cuz you get that over real quick" Jordan says she doesn't care, she likes it when guys fart, it makes her laugh...Jeff says she loves poo LOL Jordan says it's because people are embarrassed to talk about it so it's realy funny, everybody does it but you just don't talk about it...Jordan has never heard her grandma or aunt fart ever (this is normal Jordan ), they're so polite, it's almost like you want to hear them fart Jeff says next time he sees his Ma he wants her to blow one in his face LOL Jordan asks if she would do that or is she polite?...Jeff says no, she's polite, she's old school...Jordan says she's like her grandma...Jordan asks if Jeff rips them around her Ma?...Jeff says yeah, she pretends she doesn't hear them...Jordan says when Peyton does her mom yells at him...Jeff says cuz they're gross LOL Jeff starts talking about his friend Nick that has 4 brothers...FISH...and they had a small house/kitchen with a bathroom right next to the kitchen, the family would be eating dinner and there'd always be someone pooping right there Jordan cracks up...Jeff says "wow, that's family love...4 boys, they don't even care"...Jordan tells the story of how Megan was at work, in the bathroom pooping when one of the owners opened the door on her and Megan didn't even move, she was like "hey beezay"... LOL Jeff says he kind of did the same thing with Casey last time...they start reminiscing and laughing about Casey and how fun he was... Bedtime stories - scary things & expressionless kids 2:37 - 2:50 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jeff asks what's up? he was wanting to go to sleep at midnight...Jordan says "tell me some stories that I don't know"...Jeff says he just did, he wants to tell quiet stories...Jordan says what ones?...Jeff says something that involves fluffy things LOL Jordan asks if he wants to draw pictures again?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan asks if Jeff's going to bed?...Jeff says no but he wants to wind down and he thinks Jordan should too...they discuss shutting the radio off and Jordan says she's keeping the one blanket because she was freezing this morning, Jeff was too... They get comfy in bed, Jeff says he drinks a lot of water in there...Jordan says she cheated today and had her Mountain Dew, it was so good...Jeff says he cheated too, he has to watch out, he's eating too much sugar and smoking fu**ing stupid cigarettes, he has to clean house tomorrow...Jordan says tomorrow will probably be lockdown...Jeff says that means they'll eat...Jordan asks what he ate?...Jeff says he ate a lot of candy which he normally doesn't eat plus the smokes plus he didn't work out, he farts Jeff says he doesn't mind having 1 or 2 when they give them liquor but during the day it's gross, what's wrong with him?...Jordan doesn't answer... Jeff asks if Jordan will tell him a quiet story?...Jordan asks if he's going to fall asleep...Jeff says maybe, hopefully...Jeff says the fish tank looks cool...Jordan says it does and the owls look scary...Jeff asks why the bathroom light doesn't go off?...Jordan says she doesn't think it ever turns off plus there's a crack in the door...Jordan says she'd be scared to sleep up there by herself...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says it's scary and dark...Jeff says cuz someone's gonna break in there, there's 800 people and cameras working and they're on a lot...Jordan says she gets scared...Jeff laughs and says "of what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, even at home she doesn't like sleeping in the pitch dark, she has to have her tv on and have Maggie with her...Jeff asks "but what are you scared of in here, I'm saying?"...Jordan doesn't know, she's not really scared but it's just dark, she doesn't really know... Smartass Jeff says "that was a really detailed and well thought out answer"...Jordan says the BB house would be a good haunted house for Halloween, if it was decorated and they made it scary, doesn't Jeff think so?...Jeff doesn't really but to appease Jordan says "yes" ...Jordan explains how they could make it scary...Jeff says what if you were standing there and there was a...Jordan says "kid?"...Jeff says "f**k that, I'd be scared if there was a kid"...they start discussing Cassi and how she makes this scary face, it freaked Jeff out...Jordan says it's like "The Ring"?...Jeff explains how she did it and says he's going to make her do it for Jordan to see...Jordan asks what if Cassi appeared in the middle of the night in the corner of the room doing that walk?...Jeff says he didn't see the walk...Jordan tells Jeff how she was doing the walk, it scared Jordan... Jeff says if Cassi appeared in the corner and did that face he'd run out of there...Jordan says Jeff would leave her Jeff says he doesn't like it when people are possessed and shit...Jordan says that's why Paranormal Activity was scary...Jeff says he knows it was fake and he still got scared...they talk about the scary part of the movie with the basement and Jordan says she's always been scared of them...Jeff says everybody is when they're little, cuz it's cold and dark and you think it's a good place to hide...Jordan says Jeff's brothers basement is scary...Jeff says "in Naperville?" LOL! Jordan says her dad's dad had a basement and her and her brother would never go down there...Jeff says all kids are like that...Jordan tells the story of how Peyton scared Jana so much one time, she took off running and Jordan was laughing at the whole thing...Jeff says he loves scaring people, it's his favorite...Jordan asks what was the funniest story?...Jeff says there are so many...Jordan asks Jeff about the time, that she can't talk about (sequester) when Jeff popped out of the closet and scared her?...Jeff says yeah, yeah and what about when he scared Peyton after he went to bed, he shit his (pants), he got so scared...Jeff says what about when he would come over and throw dimes all over (?)...they talk about a creepy old house, Jordan asks if Jeff believes in haunted houses?...FISH... Jordan is telling the story of a house where they used to live that was haunted, people had been killed/killed themselves there. Jeff says ooh...FISH... Jeff asks Jordan what if she went into the bathroom and there was an expressionless kid in the bathtub just staring at the wall...Jordan says her heart would drop and she would freak out...Jeff says he doesn't know why little kids freak him out, not little kids, it's little kids with no expression because it's like what are you doing here little kid? LOL where's your parents and like why are you here?...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "ykwim? a burglar, fine, he's there to rob my house, I understand that but a little kid with a balloon? where'd you get that balloon, it's 3 in the morning and where do you belong? who do you belong to?...with no expression"...Jeff shudders Jeff asks if Jordan has seen The Shining? with the little kids?...Jordan says yes, with the two twin girls?...Jeff says yeah in the hallway, that movie freaks him out and that kid is possessed, it's scary, his buddy Neil, that passed away, he tells Jordan all the time he looks like Brendon, he used to do the best Jack Nicholson from that movie...feeds switch out... Scary stories wind down & love yous 2:53 - 2:51 AM The feeds switch back to Jeff and Jordan right before the 2:54am mark...they are winding down but have been still talking about scary stories...Jeff is trying to get comfy and asks "where you at over here? are you all the way on my side?"...Jordan says "you look, you got room!"...Jeff exaggerates saying he's off the bed ...Jordan who is alllllll the way on her side says "omg"...Jeff says he's saying they should move towards the middle so he won't fall, nevermind, she's good, he thinks he did sleep over there, she can come back he just had to adjust his body the other way......Jeff asks what she was saying?...Jordan doesn't know and doesn't remember...Jeff says something about Drew Barrymore and red lipstick...Jordan doesn't know but she just got scared...Jeff asks "of what?"...Jordan says "of the mask"... Jeff thought she meant right now...Jordan wraps up her mic...Jeff says the mask kind of looks like that owl in the room...Jordan says "Jeff, stop"...Jeff says "it does though right?...Jordan says "no, it doesn't, it looks nothing like it"...Jeff says it kinda does and he starts singing creepy music...Jeff then takes his finger and pokes Jordan in the ear...Jeff giggles and Jordan giggles saying stop!...Jeff laughs Jeff says he likes getting scared sometimes and telling scary stories, he says there's this thing by his house (called) "Chi Chi Pinqua"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff giggles saying it's in the woods, it's an Indian burial (ground) and the story goes that if you go in there where he's buried, there's a saying you can read on the stone and if you're quiet you can hear the beat of an Indian drum so he brought Vit Tan Don over there one time...Jordan giggles...Jeff continues saying that it fu**ing scared the shit out of him but they always used to all go there and get freaked out, there were satan worshippers in those woods so that would be scary...Jordan says "oh that's...we have something like that at home"...Jeff says they'd always walk around those woods and freak themselves out and tell scary stories, that's fun... Jeff asks Jordan, how about Children of the Corn, has she seen that?...Jordan says yeah, that is kind of freaky cuz it's children walking through the corn...Jeff says it's fu**ed up...Jordan says they would say that saying...Jeff knows but they can't remember it...Jeff says where Burke lives it's all corn...Jordan says she's been to his house, remember?...Jeff says oh, yeah, he always wondered if he ran around the corn when he was little...Jeff asks Jordan if she lived in a farm area and saw that movie she would have to be freaked out...Jordan says oh, yeah, she wouldn't even watch it, she doesn't really watch scary movies anymore, she knows they watch Paranormal Activity but when she's by herself she won't watch, she gets scared even when she's at home by herself, she locks herself in the room with Maggie... Jeff mentions a girl in the movie and then asks if Jordan is scared yet?...Jordan says "kind of"...Jeff tells Jordan to go check the bathroom to see if there's a little kid in there Jordan says "nooo"...silence and then Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says she has to think about something happier before she goes to sleep...Jeff says "like what?...Goonies?" LOL Jordan snuggles into Jeff's shoulder and rubs it and then says "goodnight"...they kiss...Jeff says she can tell him stories...Jordan says no, he's sleeping, he won't respond...Jeff mumbles something...Jordan turns to her side and tells Jeff to take off his mic...Jeff asks if she thinks BB will wake them up at 8?...Jordan doesn't know...she says "goodnight, love you"...Jeff says the same and they go to sleep... Going somewhere kiss 10:36 - 10:38 AM JeJo and Rachel have been chatting...Rachel leaves the HOH room...Jordan says she's tired, she got up at 9 and took a shower… Jeff says to take a nap...Jordan asks if Jeff is getting irritated?...Jeff says no, they're just solving her problems...Jeff says he getting a little tired too, what's his answer?...Jordan says "go take a nap"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "stop" and Jeff says "noo" in that way he does...Jeff tells Jordan to go downstairs and get his drink...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan asks "you want me to?"...Jeff says no...Jordan offers him one of her vitamin waters...Jeff says that he left some jelly beans on the counter too, he doesn't want to be "that guy"...Jeff looks at Jordan who is leaning into him and they kiss… Jeff says "oh was I going somewhere so you had to kiss me?"...Jordan says "it wasn't like it was out of your way"...Jeff gets up to head downstairs and asks if Jordan wants anything because he's going to take a nap...Jordan says no...Jeff says he'll be back and leaves… JeJo chilling - Peyton, food & feet talk 1:30 - 1:41 PM Feeds return from palm trees to Jeff and Jordan chilling in the HOH room...Jordan is sitting on the couch, Jeff is laying on the bed...Jordan is talking about Peyton and his dogsitting business...Jeff says Peyton loves it, he'd do it for free...Jordan says as long as they stack the fridge with food...Jordan says her letter never said anything about Jana...Jeff says she's probably mad about something...Jordan giggles... Jordan talks about her picture, the one of her when she was little, it was taken by her dad just as she was walking out of the bathroom, she was so mad, she gave him that look and he snapped the pic, her parents always said she was mean like that and feisty...Jeff looks over there and says "you were a little chunko" Jordan says she was, she told him she was fat...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says "you didn't believe me?"...Jeff says "seeing is believing" Jordan says she was chubby, her mom says she used to make herself mayo sandwiches...Jeff says "whoa"...Jordan says in 5th grade she grew and thinned out a little bit but when she was younger she liked to eat, she still likes to eat...Jeff says "mayonnaise sandwiches?"...Jordan says doesn't ask her why she liked them...Jeff blech's... Jeff says "how about those velvet cakeballs?"...Jordan says they're so good...Jeff says they're the best thing ever...Jordan says Fay does them the best...Jeff says she should sell them...Jordan says she'd make a lot of money, sell them around the holidays...Jordan likes the chocolate ones the best...Jeff too...Jordan says for Jeff to say he likes them and he's not a sweet person, that's big... Jeff says he loves red velvet cake, TCBY had that red velvet yogurt, he almost jumped in there, it's so much better for you than ice cream...they discuss Yoforia (?), Pinkberry & TCBY...Jeff says it's way better than ice cream if you're going to get a snackeroo ...they talk about how Peyton says TCBY...palm trees...they talk about going on a vacation...Jordan would like to go to Colorado during ski season...Jeff would like to go to Sundance, he explains what it is to Jordan, they have all the indie films, newer movies that are coming out, it's supposed to be cool, he just needs a reason to go, maybe he'll film a part for Donavon's film, it will get into the festival and he can go...they giggle... Jordan wants to go on a cruise...Jeff too...Jordan says "you now how much weight we would gain?"...Jeff knows, he says a minimum 15 lbs...Jordan has heard the buffets are amazing...Jeff says they're all day, midnight buffets and everything...Jordan says "you went on one?"...Jeff says when he was little...Jordan says she could talk to Stewie...Jeff asks "how many times did you read that letter?...are you sad already?"...Jordan says she's not sad, she doesn't know, there's nothing to do, she's just bored and thinking about things... Jordan smiles and says "you're rubbing your feet"...Jeff denies and they giggle...Jeff says "why you gotta make fun of me all the time"...Jordan denies she does that, she's looking at him and all she sees are his feet...Jeff says he doesn't know he does that, he just does it...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he has to move, he has to be doing something, he doesn't know wtf is wrong with him, it relaxes him, he likes it, she reads letters, he rubs his feet...Jordan says she knows but she can hear it, she hears it at night (she makes the sound)...Jeff says "it's like the sound of the ocean"... Jordan says it's his crusty feet rubbing up against each other...Jeff says they're soft...Jordan says Brendon's feet are gross and they start talking about his nasty feet...feeds switch out... Jordan says Jeff always has her back 3:28 - 3:51PM The feeds return from Trivia just before the 3:28pm mark...JeJo and Daniele are in the HOH room talking game...the bubblegum POV has just been played, Dom and Adam won, this is the POV competition where Rachel yelled at Jordan for not trying hard enough and not going on slop to try and win and Jeff yelled at Rachel for what she said to Jordan, Rachel then went to cry in the bushes ... Dani says everyone is super tense downstairs...Jordan says she told Jeff that if Dom wins HOH she's screwed...they go over numbers...Jeff says who knows what Adam is going to do...Dani says that she thinks Jeff has Adam...they talk about there being only more week...Jeff says he knows it's only a matter of time until they come after them, it doesn't matter...Dani thinks the likelihood of them (the Vets) getting HOH is good and then there's still the veto...Jordan asks if Rachel is still worked up?...Dani doesn't know but won't get in the middle of that...Jordan says she's not mad at all, she doesn't want people to think she doesn't care just because she didn't take slop...Dani says she thinks Rachel didn't want to be seen as the only one that didn't take it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win... Jordan says she's not mad...Jeff comes out of the bathroom agitated, he says "I'm not mad...but I'm not mad either but keep your mouth shut"...Dani says "I know, well clearly she has a problem with that in this house"...Jeff says "no shit, wtf"...Jeff complains about Rachel, asking why she would say that in front of everybody? and what was the point of her being on slop? what was the point of Jordan being on slop if she was going to come in last?..."great Jordan you really tried hard, now eat shit for 2 weeks, that doesn't make sense, it's not logical"... Dani defends Rachel a little explaining what she may have been thinking, she did tell her to get a grip and just shut up, she's going to sink herself...Jordan says people are already getting irritated with her...Jeff says she should zip it, just be quiet, she doesn't need to be the center of attention for everything, you know?...Dani says it needs to stop, even Brendon is pissed off...Jeff says Brendon says shut up, she doesn't listen, she doesn't get it...Dani says she doesn't take a second to think, she just speaks...Jeff says "I'm not mad at her but don't say that shit in front of everybody about Jordan and expect not to get any fu**ing reprecussions", he's the one who told Jordan to not go on slop, Jordan wanted to do it, Jordan proved she would do it, he's the one that said no so say something to him and then when Rachel falls off don't scream Brendon, Brendon! even louder so he wouldn't know where he was, yeah he heard her, yeah she's cheering for her guy, everyone knows it, gets it, but my God help your team out, they're all playing for the same cause... Dani knows and noticed that too...Jeff says it's not just about winning, it's a social game too...Jordan says they're probably mad cuz they lost...Dani says she was shocked they were picked and she legit expects to win every competition she plays...Jordan says she's going to put up Shelly/Cassi as replacements, do they have the votes?...they go over the votes and agree Cassi has to go, it's the only option, Lawon would be a waste, he sucks at everything...Dani agrees, says that would be awful... Jordan hopes the next HOH is endurance...Jeff and Dani think it'll be the one after that...Jordan is worried about Dom...Dani says sometimes endurance is made for smaller people too...they go over votes again...they forget about Porsche (LOL easy to do) ...they talk about how Porsche follows Rachel around, she'll vote whichever way they want...Dani tells Jeff to work on Adam and she'll work on Dom and she'll talk to Kalia too...they talk more game strategy...Jordan says when she saw the comp she thought they'd win...Jeff did too...Dani thought Jeff had it...Jeff says he could've gone faster but no one told him where he was, when it's your ass on the line you go faster but he didn't know how he was doing...Jordan says when she saw how Jeff was doing she thought it was better than it was...Dani says you literally couldn't tell, Jeff, Brendon and Dom looked neck & neck... Dani says this is the only comp they've lost so that says something, they can't get down...Jeff says he's not down, it's just the team is starting to rattle (oh, if you only knew! )...Jeff says Rachel better not pull fast shit either, earlier than he wants...Dani says she's not that stupid...Jordan says Brendon would talk her down if so, she does whatever he says...Dani says yeah, no kidding... Jordan says "thanks for sticking up for me" Jeff doesn't move lol...Jordan says "he doesn't smile...he's always got my back" Dani says "rightfully so"...Jeff has his serious face on...Jordan says when Jeff said that to Rachel she wondered "what is Jeff yelling at her about? cuz I didn't hear it"...Jeff says she had to say that in the middle of the comp while he's trying to balance, he was pissed off, my God, he doesn't think Rachel would be happy if they won and beat them (Brenchel)...Jordan says "well it's over" LOL Apparently not because Jeff wants to rant "and then take 2 weeks of slop to stick it up your ass that she's a better competitor, that we have to deal with it every time she eats a fu**ing bowl of slop for 2 fu**ing weeks, we gotta look at her with that face and like 'I'm a better competitor, you should have did the same thing'...why would you do that to yourself?"...Dani says "more wine for us?"...Jeff says he swears to God he thought that...Jordan says she doesn't know, everything is getting so ugh...Dani says everything is so serious so soon...Jeff says it's the keys...Dani says it's the couples thing... They talk about Jeff's jaw possibly hurting, he says his gums were bleeding...Jeff says the gum balls were pretty soft...Jordan says Dom was taking 4 hops...Dani says Brendon was taking 2...Adam was well behind the other guys who were neck & neck...Jordan asks if the slop starts today?...Dani says yeah, Rachel will get over it...Jeff says she won't because it's 2 weeks, to prove a point?...Dani says if she wins HOH next week that'll shut her up...Jordan asks Dani if she thinks it's bad she didn't take slop?...Dani sees Rachel's side of it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win so she shouldn't have reacted that way...Jeff says if he or Brendon had fallen, yes they would've taken it but not when you're that far behind... Jordan says maybe Rachel feels that's how competitors should be?...Jeff says "no, that's how idiots should be" LOL Jeff says Rachel's thinking doesn't make any sense to him, if it was spelling contest and he got another chance to spell for 2 weeks he'd be fu**ing out, whaddyamean Jeff says whatever, he's just pissed she said that, he'll get over it, he hopes she can...Dani says she will...Jeff says it's gradually getting more and more and no one is saying anything, people behind her back are saying she's driving them crazy and they hate her and he feels like he's mending all these fences and she tears them down...Dani says she said something to her the other day about how she talked to Cassi...Dani says she needs a nap...Dani says it'll work out...Jeff is quiet, Jordan is quietly biting her nails...Jordan says Dom must be on cloud nine...Dani says he is...Jeff says he would be too...Jordan says she's not mad that he won... Dani says again they'll be more wine tonight, Jeff is going to drink it straight out of the bottle in front of Rachel LOL Jeff says he's not mad, he just wants her to learn a lesson especially in front of your own team, come tell him something later, he'll take blame for it, he told Jordan not to do it...they go over the whole thought process once again, Jeff says it's wrong, they discuss what Rachel should've done...Jeff is wondering if they think he's supposed to go down there? or are they going to come up and talk in private?... Dani doesn't know, she says Brenchel were fighting amongst themselves...Jordan says maybe Brendon was telling her to be quiet, she's not mad at Rachel, she doesn't care...Jeff says it's not going to be over quickly, it'll go on for an hour, Brendon will have to take her aside cuz she'll be mad...Jordan laughs at everyone in the purple room (spy screen)...Jordan says she kind of wants to get Shelly up there and tell her what's going to happen...Jeff wants to wait...Dani agrees...Jordan feels so bad...Jeff does too because things were good, Cassi would've been swayed to come over to the vets side, now there's no way Dom is coming over...Dani is silent ...Jordan says Dom has nobody else once Cassi leaves because Dani can't play, he'll have Adam, Porsche can't play and he won't work with Lawon/Kalia, Jordan suggests Jeff cut up with him but not make it obvious...Jeff says he won't go talk to him, Dom doesn't want to talk to him, if Dom wanted to be with them he'd approach Jeff...Jeff says that Dom has to win next week too...Jordan says it was either going to be Dom or Cassi, they were the options to go...Jeff says he feels like Dom has reunited the old crew now and omg if Adam flips again...Dani says Adam hasn't shown to be that powerful and next week has to be questions right? she'd imagine...they agree... Jordan asks Jeff if maybe Dani should go down there and bring Brenchel up to talk...Jeff says yeah, do they not want to talk? what's their problem?...Jordan says they'd go down and talk but everyone is down there...Dani says she'll go down...Jordan says Dani is the mediator...Jordan says just to tell them they want to talk to them...Dani says she will...Dani sees Shelly on the spy screen, she asks if they want her to tell Shelly to head up there and talk?...they say yes...Dani leaves and Jeff and Jordan have a quick conversation about Cassi and what they're going to say to Shelly... Jordan thanks Jeff 4:42PM Jeff and Jordan continue being up in the HOH after the POV comp...Lawon has just left...Jordan gets quiet and Jeff asks her if she's thinking about Cassi?...Jordan gets a look on her face like yes and Jeff says "let's be real, we started talking to her 2 days ago"...Jordan says she doesn't want to put Shelley up either...Jeff says Shelley knows, what can they do?...Jordan says she knows she has to quit playing emotional, she doesn't like hurting people's feelings...Jeff says he's not joking, he trusts Cassi... Suddenly Jordan lifts her arms up to hug Jeff and says "thanks for sticking up for me" she hugs Jeff and Jeff gives her a kiss on the cheek. They start talking about Jordan's goodies...Jeff asks if she likes the sweet teas?...Jordan says she's never tried them, she tries it and says it tastes like used gum...Jeff says "mmm, well I like used gum" Jordan eww's. Jeff says he fu**ing hates losing...Jordan says at least he's not on slop...Jeff knows and everything did go their way for a little bit to get them out of this hole... Jeff vents about Rachel 4:44 PM Jordan goes into the bathroom to put on makeup again...she tells Jeff she feels like it's so high school and they look like the biggest losers, doesn't he feel that way?...Jeff says no, he doesn't, why?...Jordan says it feels like high school with the fighting, it's so childish, petty and immature...Jeff says sometimes when comments are made you have to check somebody no matter if you're in high school or whatever, people shouldn't say things like that, especially to their own team, especially during a competition and be rude to call you out and try to embarrass you in front of everybody...Jordan says she didn't get embarrassed...Jeff says he doesn't care, he got embarrassed, he got pissed, you don't say that type of thing to anybody let alone your teammates and then confuse other people and then keep talking, whatever, you know how I feel... Jordan tries to break the tension, she says that Jana and Peyton watching that scene would be like "he's sticking up for her baaaybee" FISH Jeff says they're going to do DR's...Jordan says that Rachel isn't going to like her not being as competitive as her...Jeff says they can't win out so they need another target in the house besides them...Jordan says that Rachel is the one that looks bad for saying stuff...Jeff says he should have bit his tongue too but he can only take so much... Tricky finger 4:46 PM JeJo continue chatting…Jeff wonders if he’s ever going to workout…Jordan says Jeff shouldn’t even change clothes because he’s going to go in the DR…Jeff walks towards Jordan showing the finger that he hurt on the gum thing…Jordan says “on what?”…Jeff says “on the gum, feel”…Jordan feels his finger and Jeff farts 😜 Jordan says “you’re gross” Jordan vents about Rachel 4:46 - 4:48 PM After the finger pulling joke, Jeff says that he did hurt his gums with the gum in the POV...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to bleach his teeth tonight?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's going to just drink a glass of wine, she doesn't want to be around Rachel tonight, not because she's mad but she doesn't feel like hearing ... Jordan does a little imitation of Rachel's laugh and how she talks ...Jordan says she can't stand it...Jeff says yeah, he thinks Jordan would have bonded with Cassi...Jordan says that's because she's normal...Jordan says she's not like Rachel who doesn't like any girl being around her fiance...Jeff says "yeah that's fu**ing..." Jordan says "ridiculous"...Jeff says it's super ridiculous...Jordan says Rachel needs to check her relationship then if she's that insecure about it...Jordan says "alright no more talking like that"...Jeff says "negative"...Jordan says yeah. You wanna do it? 4:49 PM Jeff is rapping some song and then sighs and says “f*&k”…Jordan says the camera in the bathroom is gong crazy…Jeff points out some cool drawers…Jordan says the color Jeff is wearing looks good on him because of his tan and his dark hair… Jeff says “you wanna do it?”... Playful push 4:50 - 4:52 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to make one of her burritos?...Jeff says they could...Jeff says he wears these dirty shorts all the time, he wants to work out in them...Jeff says "these fu**ing socks, they're 0 for 2 in competitions" he slams down the socks LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan starts tidying up the bed and says she can't stand a bed that's not made, it makes her feel dirty...Jeff comes up behind Jordan and pushes her on the bed LOL Jordan says last night she probably should have talked to Dom...Jeff says whatever, it is what it is...Jeff says he hates that saying because he feels like a loser saying it...Jordan asks why he said it?...Jeff asks if he's a loser?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he is kind of because he said that...Jordan says Jeff hates "you do me I do you"...Jeff hates that one too but "it is what it is" is a cop out, why'd he just say that? he's a loser, it's not is what it is, you have to do something. Game recap 4:51 - 5:21 PM Jeff looks at the pic of Jordan and Jana and pokes fun at her funny haircut...Jordan shares the story of her mom's cousin who died in a car accident, he was a hairdresser, he's the one who cut Jana's hair, Jordan thinks she hasn't shared that story before...Jeff says whoa, a story he hasn't heard yet...they talk about Faye making velvet cake balls LOL...then they talk about the HOH slippers Jordan got being too small, she'll give them to her mom...Jeff says Jordan should ask for another pair...Jordan says she has her old BB slippers at home but thought if she won HOH she'd get new ones. Jordan sits down and they talk game for a little while. Jordan is still feeling bad about putting Cassi up, she asks Jeff if he will be up there with her when she talks to her....Jeff doesn't want to...Jordan asks him please?...Jeff coaches Jordan on what to say...Jordan doesn't know how to talk to Rachel...Jeff asks why it's ok for Rachel to talk to Porsche yet Jordan can't talk to Cassi, why? because they know ultiimately Cassi would be on their side, it doesn't matter, it's over, she can't stay, if there was a way for her to stay he would push for it, her and Dom cannot stay together...Jordan feels bad...they talk about the POV comp and how ridiculous Rachel was...Jeff doesn't want to talk about it anymore, it's just stupid. They continue talking game...Jeff says that everyone has sneaky deals...Jordan says that she's better at the social part of the game, she feels like Kalia and Shelley are with them 100%...they go over who they need to talk to...Jordan says if Porsche is in this house longer than them she'll be mad...Jeff says if they don't get to jury he'll be so fu**ing mad, it's such a struggle, the keys are killing him... Daniele comes up and says "hey guys!", she tells him that Dom wants to make a deal with them and they talk about that and game for about 15 minutes. Food love 5:21 - 5:24 PM Daniele leaves the HOH room and Jeff and Jordan start talking about what they are going to cook...Jordan is looking in the fridge...Jeff wonders about the sliders...Jordan wonders if the chicken burritos are good?...Jeff says yeah, cook one...we are subjected to hearing Jeff peeing in the bathroom ...Jeff returns talking about the deal with Dom, saying hopefully Rachel wins next week and puts him up...Jeff asks what Jordan is making?...she hands him the package and then reaches into the fridge for the chicken burrito saying "look at this love" ♥ Jeff says she can make those, he's going to make a big salad...Jordan says she'll eat that and some of his salad...Jeff says noo Jordan asks if Jeff wants some of the sliders...Jeff wants one, he wants to taste one, he wants to eat one and he starts opening the box...Jordan says "yeah well we'll have to cook it"...Jeff giggles and says yeah he knows how that works...they each decide what they want and they both leave the HOH to start cooking... Jordan is in a mood/weird night begins 8:55 - 9:02 PM Jordan is outside at the hot tub, she is in a mood, she's being anti-social with the group in general because of what happened earlier in the day with Rachel, she's avoiding talking to Cassi because she feels bad that they're putting her up/evicting her...Kalia is with Jordan, they're chatting...Jordan tells Kalia that she's going to go take a bubble bath, she asks if Kalia wants to join her?...Kalia says that she will but only if she really doesn't want to be alone...Jordan says she's bored and wants something to do...they head out and go upstairs...Jordan decides they should have her HOH wine, she asks if Kalia wants some?...of course Kalia does ...they decide to have it in the bathtub...Jordan gets the bath ready...she asks where the corkscrew is?...Kalia says it's downstairs...Kalia then admits she doesn't wash her hands everytime she uses the washroom, especially at home ...Jordan doesn't say a word...Jordan leaves to get the glasses and open the wine while Kalia goes to get her bathing suit...FISH... Cam 3/4 Jeff is in the kitchen getting some tea ready...Jordan has the wine on the counter ready to open...Jeff notices she's going to open it and tells her that BB is probably going to give them some (alcohol)...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff goes up to Jordan and says "you wanna open that? they're probably going to give us stuff"...Jordan in her tell tale "I'm moody and being weird" stance says "well, y'all can drink the other stuff"... Jeff says "what's wrong?"...Jordan says "nothin, why?"...Jeff sees Lawon approaching with the liquor and says "oh look!...why don't you wait on that love ♥ "...Porsche agrees and suggests saving it...Jordan says "I want white, you drink that"...Jeff senses something is up but doesn't push the issue...Jordan opens her wine and goes upstairs...(a few minutes later Jeff heads up to check on Jordan) ed - I thought it was super rude of Jordan to open her wine and not offer to share it with Jeff Jordan got all weird 9:05 PM Jeff comes up to the HOH to check in on Jordan...Jordan and Kalia are preparing for a bubble bath...Jeff asks Jordan "what's up?"...Jordan says she's making her bath...Jeff asks "how come you got all weird?"...Jordan says she's just having the party up there...Jeff says "you are? what's wrong with you? you seem like you're weird"...Jordan denies it and says she just wants to have a bath up here, she doesn't want to discuss game... Jeff says "I hear ya"...Jordan says that Rachel came up there, she doesn't know, she's just uhh...Jeff says so Jordan just wants to relax, should he keep her company? he's not being mean?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "that's all I care about" aww Jordan says ok...Jeff asks if they are both getting in there?...Jeff gives them a look and says "you guys gonna kiss?" LOL Kalia says they're drinking wine...Jeff says he knows, they're stealing his wine, he's so sad, they better save him a glass for him, he'll come back up after they're done...Jordan gets in the bath and Kalia brings the bottle in there. Jeff checks in on Jordan 10:12 - 10:28 PM Jordan and Kalia are STILL in the bath...Jeff comes upstairs to check in on Jordan...Jordan has been telling Kalia about how her and Jeff got hooked up big time when they went to the Panthers game in Charlotte, they got box seats, field passes but all she cared about was seeing New Orleans...Jeff walks into the bathroom and says "what's going on?"...Jordan says "we're having a party"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan says they saved Jeff some wine...Jeff is happy they did but didn't expect it...Kalia says she heard Jeff say to save some so they did...Jordan shows Jeff her wrinkly hands...Jeff says "you've been in here this whole time?"... Jeff asks Jordan "you feeling good?"..Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she can't be down there, it's negative town...Jeff says he understands, for her not to run her mouth because he's not there...Jordan says she's not, they're just up there, she hasn't been running her mouth about anything, they've just been talking about life...Jeff says "that's good"... Kalia says they've been talking about boyfriends...Jeff cutely says "noo"...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says "yeah I told her, I was like Jeff (hand swat) I'm just kidding! I said good things! did I not say good things about him?"...Jeff says "listen"...Jordan says "I say good things about you all the time"...Jeff says for her to keep it positive because she had a little bit of wine and he doesn't want her slipping off...Jordan says "about what?"... Kalia says that they were talking about Chicago and Jeff's life there...Jeff says yeah she knows every second where he moves...Kalia says he loves her to pieces...Jeff says he hangs at his buddy's garage, it's a fun time...Kalia says she wants to meet Jeff's friends, they seem cool...Jeff says they're all the best... Jordan, who's a little tipsy, says "Jeff, wait listen"...Jeff says he is...Jordan says Jeff is the type that will call her up and she's being immature, getting mad at him on the phone and he'll say that he's been in high school relationship before, he's not doing that again and he calls her out...Kalia bitches about that too...Jordan asks Jeff "you don't think I'm still immature do you?"...Jeff says "no"...as Kalia starts to talk about 22 year old boyfriends being the worst and drama in bars, Jeff has a look on his face that shows he's not happy with the topic of this conversation (don't blame him) Jordan continues to spill saying "we don't ever fight about that stuff do we?" (drama in nightclubs)...Jeff says no, that's silliness...Jordan says they fight about stupid, corny stuff, like when they go for a long time without seeing each other they fight a lot...Kalia says LD is really hard, communication is key...Jeff says there's Skype now, it's a different world for LD...Jordan won't be quiet 🥴 she says "even when we Skype we still fight, when we haven't seen each other for a long time"...Jeff says "well guess what, people when they live together fight too" zing! Jordan says "well you know what I mean"...Jeff knows...Jordan shakes her head...Jeff says "what are you shaking your head about?"...then Jordan says something about her not cooking, Jeff cooks...they start talking about Kato Kaelin and the OJ trial and the Casey Anthony trial, they are convinced she was found guilty, little do they know she was freed this very same night. They then start talking about drinking and the BB show...Jordan asks Jeff how it is outside?...Jeff say it's fine, they're all chilling...Jeff says they were asking where Jordan was...Jordan says she's being anti-social...Kalia says she needs alone time sometimes...Jeff says he has those days for sure...Jordan says she got it all out in her DR, the poor person in the DR who had to listen to her go on and on...Jeff says he likes that girl...they talk about the DR sessions...Jeff finally leaves and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says downstairs to see if he can snag one more beer...Jordan says yeah! bring it up here...Jeff never did... Jeff’s wrist tattoo story 11:30 - 11:23 PM Feeds return from fish just before the 11:21pm mark...Jeff, Adam, Dom, Lawon & Porsche are sitting outside near the hot tub area talking about tattoos...Jeff tells the story of when he got his first tattoo on his arm, he got it in Florida, the cross on it was crooked, he got it fixed but all his friends busted up laughing and Jeff thought "OMG, I got a crooked tattoo" and his buddy Joe got one that was supposed to say "Joey" but it looked like "Toey" so Jeff asked him what he was laughing at? his said Toey...it was 1am and they were in the hotel room, they hated the place and just left, they were so mad they got tattoos LOL Dom asks Jeff about the one on his wrist?...Jeff says it's strength and honor, he loves the movie Gladiator, every time before he would go to war he would say that, Jeff would always come home drunk and watch Gladiator and his buddies would be like "dude, you and that movie" LOL Dom says it's a great movie...Jeff says it's his favorite. Jeff says one day they were sitting around and he said what is cool is a wrist tattoo (before everyone had wrist tattoos), he thought a wrist tattoo is bad ass and his friends were "yeah right", they were drinking and said Jeff would never get that, it was when Jeff lived in LA, he told his friends yeah, he would, he'd get something like strength and honor...Jeff's friends said he wouldn't do it so they went back and forth and Jeff said let's go...his friend said if Jeff got one he'd pay for it, Jeff said he would fu**ing get one... Dom says it's the worst way to do it...Jeff knows, they went down on Sunset, he can't believe they gave him a tattoo because they were drunk...Jeff told them he wanted strength and honor so the girl went and got the design from the computer and showed him, it was all the way up his forearm so Jeff was like "whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up with that?"...Jeff told her he just wanted a little one so the girl came back with another design (still too big) and Jeff stopped her again, the girl was like "honestly I can't deal with this kid" Jeff was like "wtf is going on?"...another guy working there said she was a fu**ing bitch and asked him what he wanted?...Jeff said he just wanted something to cover his wrist and the guy was like ok, what's the problem? and he did it and before he knew it, it was done and his friends were laughing he actually got one, Jeff was like "omg, I can't believe I got that" LOL the guy charged him $80, he pulled the money out of his friend's wallet and said "thanks buddy!"...Jeff says he doesn't mind (it happened that way), he likes it"...Dom repeats it's the worst possible way to get a tattoo...Jeff says he knew he wanted it, he thought it was bad ass, it's good it's not something stupid, he likes it...FISH...

July 7 BB13 Starts 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM CBS Jeff & Jordan are one of the dynamic duos 10:01 PM - 10:08 PM Feeds start for the BB13 season...Jordan is in the purple room talking with a bunch of HG's, her convo is with Kalia, they're talking about doctors & specialists, how much money they make...talk turns to celebs that are hot or not...Russell Brand...Jordan says he's alright, he's nasty but sometimes he looks ok, probably not, he's not her type, if he kept his mouth shut maybe...most think not...Katy Perry, all agree she's hot...Vanessa Hudgens...Dom says she's super hot...now Dominic...a bit of both hot & not... Dani comes in and at this point they are still joking around about ED being missing, they are starting to wonder what's up...they wonder if he left?...Jordan asks if he's part of a twist? she's just joking...they wonder if he is doing his webisode thing...Jordan says maybe he's taking a really, really long cigarette break LOL Jeff and the others start piling in the purple room all wondering where ED is & if a note on the nomination chair is a clue...talk continues… Evel Dick mystery 10:16 PM - 10:21 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the bathroom...Jordan is going to take off old nail polish...she sits down on the bed with Jeff...Jeff says "no" in the way he does, Jordan imitates him...Jordan says "don't I look tanned?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan points out her bruises...Jeff hurts her lol...Jordan says "stop"...Jeff asks if they're from the competition?...Jordan says yes...Jordan says she's "bohhred"...Jeff is very "bohhred"...Jordan wishes they'd bring Peyton in the house...Jeff wonders how...Jordan says how Natalie had her guy come in...Jordan says it would be fun...Jeff says he thinks he's her dog in this house  ;) Jordan wishes the house had a pet...Jeff says a dog would be cool...Jordan says they had a pug one year...Jordan says she'd be BFF with the dog, she'd love it...Jordan says her nails look gross...Jeff says yuck...Jordan says "oh be quiet" Jeff wonders where ED is for real?...Jordan says who knows, maybe he's doing his show...Jeff says it's not fair then but what if it's something happened for real?...Jordan says oh, don't say that, she thinks BB would have told them something...Jeff says maybe in the morning...they discuss the ED mystery a bit more and then Jeff throws some dirty towels off to the side saying they use so many towels...Jordan says Shelley does them all...Jeff says he did the first load of towels...Jordan says "aww cutie" ♥ ...Jeff says he knows but he hasn't done one since LOL Brendon walks by and they giggle about him...Jordan says he's funny... Jeff says he's so funny, he's the one that did the note prank on the chair...Jeff laughs about how the others fell for it...Brendon walks in and Jordan compliments him on how good he did with that, he acted well...Jeff giggles...they talk about the paranoia already in the house but wonder, really, where is Dick?...Rachel walks in and asks if they want to play the spot the difference game and they decide to leave and play… HOH Cuteness 10:45 PM - 10:51 PM HG's including Jordan are up in the HOH room...Jeff goes upstairs to join them, he tells Brendon that BB took his UCLA hat...Brendon says BB let him bring his, that's stupid...Jeff goes in the room and heads to Jordan, they hold hands briefly... Jeff sits on the arm of the couch...Kalia tells Jeff they were asking what Jordan's best quality is and she didn't answer, she asks what Jeff thinks is her best quality?...Jeff says "her personality" :) Jordan says "Jeff's is his sense of humor, cuz he's funny, he always cracks jokes" :) JeJo talk some more with Kalia but it's hard to hear...the other HG's talk about playing another game...Jeff leans over the couch... More chatter about games...Jeff says he loves surprises...Jeff kneels down...hard to hear little JeJo whispery moment... Jordan pinches Jeff's cheeks... Even more chatter about games...Jeff wants to play a game where they can cool off (it's warm)...someone suggests taking showers...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm...JeJo are amused by this, cute! LOL Jordan then starts rubbing Jeff's neck...Jeff is relaxing :) The HG's finally all decide to leave the HOH room...as they leave Jeff is heard telling Jordan that she's wearing a cute outfit :) Jordan says "thanks" Must be jelly 10:51 PM - 10:52 PM As JeJo come downstairs from the HOH room, Jeff pinches Jordan's butt...Jordan ow's and Jeff pinches again and says "is that jelly? what is that? must be jam?"...Jordan holds onto Jeff's waist and says "must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that" Showtime 10:53 PM - 10:55 PM The HG's are all talking about games they want to play...Jeff is sitting on the kitchen counter...Jordan is standing and moving around, occasionally touching Jeff, seems like she wants to hug him, she pats his legs...Jeff asks when Showtime ends so they can be back to normal?...they figure it ends soon...Jordan asks Jeff if his brother got Showtime...Jeff says he doesn't think so, they might (they did!)...Jordan thinks her aunt and her brother got it... Jeff says "show your boob" LOL! Jordan says "nooo, you're crazy"  🤪 Jeff asks if her family got it?...Jordan says no, they don't even have HBO...Jeff says she should have ordered it for the summer...Jordan says Peyton would be the one staying up watching...Jeff says "all night"...Jordan makes a funny noise imitating her brother and then they disperse… Shelly and Jordan talk life after BB 11:03 PM - 11:11 PM Jordan & Shelley talk about what her/her & Jeff's life was like right after BB11, school, her winnings, the Amazing Race, possibly moving to LA, etc. It's at times hard to hear because there are other HG's having louder conversations as well... Jordan says that CBS flew them to Vegas after the show, flew them back to LA & then flew them home....she couldn't sleep when she got home because of the time change and she'd get up and ask "where's my mic?", she'd pat herself looking for it. Jordan says she missed her phone but didn't have tons of messages because people knew she was on the show last time, this time people didn't know, she was supposed to take classes with her friend Matt, she sent him a text the day she left for LA telling him she was at the airport saying she had an opportunity for the summer and wouldn't be making class but she signed up to have a back up in case she was evicted early...only two of her girlfriends knew this time... Shelly asks how fast she got her money...Jordan says her money for winning BB11 only took a couple of days to get to her, they Fed Exed it LOL The money is sent in full, BB sits you down and talks to you about it, Jordan went right away to the lady that does her taxes and she advised her on what to do. Shelly asks about their whirlwind after BB11...Jordan says that all offers went through Jeff and then Jeff would tell her, she doesn't have an agent, Jeff does, they moreso wanted Jeff for stuff and she'd tag along, for example Bonnie Hunt...2 days after BB they were invited to a CBS party and that was cool, it was fun, that's where they were asked to do TAR but they had to go through the same process as others trying out for the show, TAR casting coincides with BB ending... Jordan says she thought she wouldn't be nervous on camera for TAR since she had just been on BB but she would freeze and let Jeff do the talking and he wondered what was wrong with her? she wasn't being herself...Shelly asks about the people, are they nice? not as cutthroat as BB?...Jordan says no, not at all, they're normal LOL Shelly asks if Jeff had to quit his job?...Jordan says Jeff has known his boss since he was 18 so he lets Jeff take off whenever, he's good about it...Shelly asks if they will ever move out to LA?...Jordan says she thinks Jeff wants to but she really doesn't want to  :/ ...Shelly says she can't imagine cuz Jordan loves where she is...Lawon pipes in saying he can see it ;) ...Jordan says she'd try it to see but she feels like she'd be lonely :( Shelly says she almost lived in CA because of a job but they didn't move, the beach would've been nice...Jordan also says LA  is expensive, it would be fun if you had endless amount of money...Jeff comes by and doesn't really know what they're talking about but concurs endless amounts of money would be fun...conversation changes and they share a pickle :P What are you doing love hug and kisses 11:29 PM - 11:30 PM Jordan walks by the counter area where Jeff is talking to Adam...Jordan approaches Jeff to hug him...Jeff asks "what are you doing love?" ♥ Jordan says it's pyjama time...they continue hugging...Jeff says he put on shorts it was too hot...Jeff gives Jordan a neck kiss/bite...they then kiss  :) ...Jeff tries to rub Jordan's butt...Jordan says "Jayeff"...Jeff squeezes her in tighter and Jordan gives Jeff another cheek kiss...they let go of their hug...Jordan rubs Jeff's neck for a bit and then leaves to change… Purple room chat 11:35 PM - 11:59 PM At first JeJo are sitting apart but then they catch each other's attention @ the 11:37pm mark and Jordan moves her chair over so that she can put her legs on Jeff's lap. The HG's talk about various topics including a funny story about how Jordan tried to get Dom to stop snoring one night and how he freaked out (around 11:44pm)...Jeff recounts the story and all the HG's get a good laugh out of it...throughout Jordan and Jeff continue touching..Jordan rubs Jeff's arm...

July 11 Concern in the purple room 12:07 AM - 12:12 AM Feeds switch to JeJo who are in the purple room talking...Dom has just walked by the room and Jeff says that they gotta get him the f**k outta there...Jordan giggles...Jeff says Dom is leading the charge so if they cut the head off...Jordan says Lawon isn't with them either...Jeff knows, it's them 3, he likes the odds but hates the game, true or false, AB, Oi... Jeff says he might as well pick with his eyes closed and not even listen...Jordan giggles...Jeff says they trick him anyways by Jeff answering meatballs and them saying it's meatloaf, last year he went out on his own question....Jordan giggles...Jordan whispers that Rachel told her she believed what Porsche told her...Jeff tells Jordan that Porsche just draws hysteria by saying too much... Jeff says they're still going to be put up every single week until this couple thing is done...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's chest and says "I know" and they get pensive... Jordan turns and lays down...Jeff says what sucks is that Keith gets out and Porsche's in the jury house, it makes no sense, say next week they get Dom out, Adam's in the jury, tsk...Jeff says "it's an uphill battle for sure"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she wishes they could both get the key...Jeff says "that's what's shitty, they split, they split up no matter what, one of us gone, one of us jury"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says "so if they get us now, we're not going to spend the whole summer together, you know" :( (Jeff looks so sad & worried here, made me tear up a little...) Jeff says they didn't lose anything yet, they'll get it...Jordan says her ear is hot, the earrings hurt her ear because they're fake, it's warm...Jeff asks if Jordan can get fake 14K plated ones?...Jordan says she was going to bring the ones she bought in Vancouver but didn't want them getting dirty or ruined so she brought those ones...Jeff says she needs to clean her ears...feeds switch... Rachel & JeJo game talk 12:14 AM - 12:17 AM Rachel joins Jeff and Jordan in the purple room to talk game singing "oh yeah, Jeff and Jordan" big booty style...Rachel tells tells them what's been going on with the other side of the house, she told Shelley that their deal is off because Cassi is telling people she's going to put the vets up, Shelley said that Cassi is turning on them a lot, that Shelley understands that Cassi is doing that, she noticed, they're also all trying to keep Keith in the house but the newbies don't know they don't have the votes...Rachel says she thinks Adam is playing both sides...Jeff tells her that he told Adam that himself...they decide to go talk in the HOH room instead and they head up there… Shelley wants JeJo’s autograph 1:48 AM - 1:52 AM Cassi, Shelley and Jeff are chatting in the BY...Cassi gets up to leave telling Shelley that Jeff is going to hook her up with one of his friends when they're out of there (hmm which one lol)...Shelley says when they get out JeJo are giving Josie (her daughter) an autographed picture that they are signing, she will flip out, she knows exactly who they are...Jeff says what does she mean, she can call him, she doesn't need a picture...Shelley says she would love one for her play room, it would be a big deal, she always cheered for the girls to win, she wanted Jordan to win, she's not going to believe she's in the house with Jeff and Jordan...Jeff points out she saw on Thursday...Shelley says she's probably going to be just as shocked as she was, now she knows why she was asked 40 million times who her favorite players were...Jeff says it's goofy right? Shelley says she'd go online and see them at events standing at a table signing pictures, there's a lot of those videos online...Shelley says she never thought she'd be sitting in the same place with them, she'd google "Jeff and Jordan are they still together" :/ she'd look it up and see reports of them being together...Jeff says it's goofy...Shelley says it's surreal...Jeff says they do some of that stuff so they can see each other, they try to stay out of that but if they get a free plane ride they'll take it and do a little business...feeds switch to the bathroom and then return with game talk... Jeff says it kills him that he might go home next week and someone like Porsche gets to stay because of the key, wtf, it'll kill him...Shelley says the worst thing is the newbies cannot keep their mouths shut, they talk all the time (pot meet kettle :/ ) ...Cassi comes outside and Jeff changes the subject to the Casey Anthony trial… JeJo’s worst fear 2:13 AM - 2:17 AM Shelley joins Cassi and Jeff who have been talking game in circles for a little while, they are basically BS'ing each other LOL...Jeff continues saying that with him, they're not on his radar at all, he would hope that they wouldn't repeat this information...Cassi lies saying she talks only with Shelley, she feeds Jeff more lies...Jeff says they're the couple he wants to roll with...Shelley says she doesn't want to touch them, they're neat people and that's the hardest part of the game, eventually only one person will win the game but the people you meet (is more important) eye roll...Shelley says the thing that is so cool is that JeJo are exactly in real life the way they are portrayed on TV which is very hard to do, Brenchel had a hard time in the public eye but they came out as America's couple, you're that way, you're genuine, you do the same things now as then, the same personality. Jeff says they are the same, to be honest, they came there to have fun, of course for a shot at the money, they talked before if they were going to do it, they weren't and then they were, they get to spend the summer together and have fun, honestly they're there to stick around, he's not trying to play a pity vote but he doesn't want to go up and go home and Jordan's stuck here, that's their worst fear coming into there that's why he wants to take the strong 10 or strong 8 and roll from there...Jeff then plants the seed saying "me and Jordan are not the strongest couple, let's be honest" ;) and then what happens after that, they have a fun summer and play the game the way it's meant to be played, he wants to pick off the weakest players...Cassi says it's a strange season...Jeff says it's very strange, in his season, at least you knew where you stood, if you didn't like someone that was clear, if he won he'd go after them and vice versa, he'd rather play that way than feel guilty about getting someone out...they continue talking game... Canoodling 3:02 AM - 3:04 AM Jeff finally comes to bed...Jordan asks "where have you been?"...Jeff says "canoodling", he says it's his new word...Jordan asks why he used canoodling?...Jeff doesn't know, from her...Jordan says canoodling? she doesn't use that word...Jeff says she said his legs were noodles so he got canoodling, isn't that a word? LOL ...Jordan says no...Porsche is there and says yeah it means you're like cuddling...Jeff takes off his shorts and says "you wanna canoodle?"...Jordan says "OMG you want to? I'm shocked" LOL Jeff says "what do you mean, we canoodled last night til we fell asleep"...Jordan says "we did, can you believe that?"...Jeff says Jordan started shaking and so he was alright, go to sleep...Jordan says "that's when you know you're really sleeping"...feeds switch GRR Love you want some breakfast? 11:42 AM - 11:46 AM Jeff and Jordan have finally gotten up...they wander into the kitchen and start mulling over what to eat for breakfast. Brendon is making tea and puts extra sugar in it without knowing it's already sweetened...Rachel tells him, sweet tea talk ensues...Rachel asks Jordan if she likes super sweet tea?...Jordan does, she drinks it all the time, they talk about southern sweet tea...Jordan says her dad used to make good sweet tea...Rachel says she doesn't like when it leaves a "mouthy" taste in your mouth...Jeff gets a chuckle out of that, he says "mouthy?"...Rachel tries to explain...Brendon sarcastically says they'll all expand their vocabulary being around Rachel :/ Jeff and Brendon banter about big words and waking up early...Jordan asks if she can use Rachel's bathroom?...Jeff is starting to cook...Jeff says "love ♥ , you want some breakfast?" ...Jordan walks away saying that no, she just cooked oatmeal... How would Jeff’s friends do? 12:41 PM - 12:43 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...Jeff and Jordan are talking game but it's hard to understand what they're saying...Jeff goes to leave but comes back saying something about "sneaky Mcsneakersons"...Jeff confirms with Jordan that Rachel wants Cassi gone before Dom...Jeff says to be honest he doesn't care if that happens, he's just worried about...Jordan says "us?"...Jeff giggles saying yeah...Jeff spells out the scenario of how they have to make it through next week. Jeff sneezes and Jordan says bless you...Jeff says thank you...Jeff says they haven't lost anything yet, he's being negative...Jordan says he's not...Jeff says he's already being negative and nothing has happened yet, he's already trying to fill in the holes...Jordan says that's what they used to do, you can't help it when you're in the house...Jeff says you have time to think...Jordan says there's no TV, you're constantly thinking about it what could happen...Jordan remembers her bottoms are elsewhere, she tells Jeff to go out there, she's taking too long. They leave the room...Jeff asks "how do you think Vit Tan Don would be here?"...Jordan thinks he'd do good, he's a talker...Jeff says he'd be a good social player, good at the games too, he'd be alright in there...Jordan says she thinks Mimmo would be good, her brother would do good...Jeff says Mimmo would be good but he wouldn't be able to take it...Jordan says "all this"...Jeff says he'd be a good player but honestly f**k this...Jordan says what about Andy?...palm trees… Smooth jazz returns 12:59 PM - 1:00 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...a plane flies overhead...Dani, Jeff and Jordan want a scale, they like having one...not seen on camera :/ but Jeff heads towards Jordan... Jordan gave Jeff a nose enema 1:34 PM - 1:35 PM JeJo pool time...unfortunately this was slightly off camera but Jeff asks Jordan if she'll spray him?...Jordan says "my pleasure" and takes the hose...Jeff asks Jordan to spray his face...Jordan says "ready?" and sprays him but the water goes right up his nose...the HG's start laughing...Jeff says "it went up my nose!"...Jordan says he wanted her to spray his face!...Jeff says "my face!"...Jordan says she sprayed his face!...Jeff rubs his nose and eyes and says "this is war" :) Dom says his nose is part of his face...Jeff says he wanted a fun mist. Jeff says "dude that was direct hosage right there, you gave my nose an enema" LOL! JeJo lounger game talk 2:48 PM - 2:50 PM Jeff and Jordan sunbathe on the lounger in the BY and talk game and look adorably sexy doing it ;) Jordan's sun hat is awesome! They talk about how Kalia offered to put herself on the block, both think it's a great idea and Jeff likes how it will show the other side how they really don't have the power they think...Jeff sees they have to see how things work out and he's not putting any hope into what he told Cassi, he's not depending on it at all...Jordan says it's good Jeff said it...Jeff says especially if they win and Dom were to go home, she'd have nowhere to go...Jordan says she wouldn't have a choice but she doesn't trust her, neither does Jeff and that's what he told her, he wanted to get the people he wants to roll with before anything happens because it's easy to come to the other side once you don't have the numbers. Jeff asks "do we talk loud?"...Jordan says "why are people looking? she doesn't think they are...Jeff says he's a loud talker...Jordan says he whispers loud...palm trees... Vacation plans if they win 2:53 PM - 2:55 PM Feeds come back to Jeff and Jordan on the lounger...Jordan says "ok I'll pay for a couple of your friends"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "ok, like a cruise and we can do a package deal"...Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan says "and then you just go with all your guy friends and y'all can do whatever you want and then, you'll go for a week, I'll give you two weeks break so you can recuperate and then we'll go somewhere for a week cool"...Jeff says "it sounds yummy"...Jordan says "like where?"...Jeff says Turks & Caicos...Jordan says "oooh yeah we'll do that"...Jeff says "or Europe"...Jordan says she'd do Europe...Jeff says "me too, I love Europe"...Jordan says she wouldn't mind actually going to see the Eiffel Tower, where is he talking about?...Jeff says he likes to travel, taking the trains, she might not like that, she'd rather stay in one place in a hotel...Jordan says she'd do whatever...Jeff says they could go to France, the best is the south of France but it's really expensive...Jordan says "if I won, what does it matter?" she giggles... Jeff says they can go to St. Tropez...Jordan says they can go and splurge...Jeff says it's sick...Jordan says she's heard of that, what's there?...Jeff says it's on the beach, like the French Riviera...Jordan says "let's go there"...Jeff says it's awesome...Jeff starts talking to the others about his laundry and gets up to go check it out... Kitchen hug & butt grab 3:21 PM Jeff is cooking dinner and standing waiting...Jordan walks into the kitchen area, goes up to Jeff and gives him a big hug and squeeze... and grabs his butt for good measure :) Jeff feeds Jordan 3:24 PM Jeff is getting his plate of food ready...Jordan wanders into the kitchen...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan asks Jeff what he's eating?...he explains while Jordan just looks at his food...Jeff says "you want some?" and he feeds her a little bit to try… Jeff makes fun of Brendon’s toe 4:44 PM - 4:50 PM Jeff is up in the HOH with Dani & Brenchel...Jeff notices Brendon's ugly big toe and can't help but make fun of it...he says "eww how about that toe?"...Brendon says that Rachel loves it...Jeff says "why would you even say that?" LOL! Jeff points out it's all black...Brendon says it's from the sandals...Jeff says what's up with that ball over there, when you climb the mountain and slide down it...Brendon doesn't get it...Jeff says dude what are you talking about? your thumb on your toes...they laugh...Brendon admits his brother used to call him "thumb toes"...Jeff cracks up! and says it's bringing up sensitive memories...Rachel says oh wait, if they reproduce their children will have toes like that? :/ Jeff says "like Schmegal, he looks like a Hobbit" :D Brendon says he can hang from trees though...Dani says hopefully that's an HOH competition haha Jeff says "are you going to rub those dogs?"...Dani says she has been...Rachel says he makes her...Jeff says "omg, are you going to make me rub your feet? she reminds him" LOL Brendon says now Rachel's all embarrassed but was into it a minute ago...Jeff says "did you ever suck a toe?" (omg Jeff kills me!)...they all ewww...Jeff points at Rachel and says "liar, I call bullshit" Rachel swears no...Brendon syrupy sweetly asks Rachel "you would never suck my toe?"...Rachel shakes her head...Dani says don't you love him?...Jeff says if she did she would...Rachel says "does Jordan suck your toes?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's :/ Rachel says "no she doesn't"...Jeff says "see, so we love each other more than youuuu!" Brenchel says "oooohhhhh" LOL Dani says "competition"...Brenchel says let's prove it...Jeff says what would prove it, the big toe in the mouth would seal the deal, he would be willing to go for a middle toe...Dani feels like this might be a drinking game...Rachel says she'd have to be really drunk...they say "so one glass?" ;) Rachel says she'd have to soak it in alcohol...Brendon says he'd stomp grapes and then she could suck it...talk turns to turtles and then Jordan walks in...Rachel says "have you ever sucked Jeff's toes?"...Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says they're trying to get those dogs in Rachel's mouth...Jordan is like ummm LOL Brenchel banter about who is going to suck who's toe first and then Jordan says Rachel should, he's your fiancee ;) Rachel says who's side is Jordan on?...they chant "suck toe, suck toe!"...Jordan says to kiss it...Rachel says no and finally they change the subject... JeJo story time in the HOH Part 1 4:50 PM - 4:55 PM JeJo, Brenchel and Dani continuing chatting in HOH room...the toe sucking convo has just died down...Jeff and Dani say they're sleepy...Jordan says she's not working out tonight, she's "tar'd"...Jeff is "tar'd" too...Jordan giggles... Jordan doesn't feel like it...Rachel says she's ready too...Jeff says he has his workout outfit, it's a shame the doors aren't open or he'd be on there...Rachel says "the elliptical?"...they joke around about the fact no one is going on the elliptical...Jordan says she keeps eating today...Jeff wonders what to make for dinner...Brendon asks Dani where she lives in Hunnington?...Dani doesn't want to say on the feeds for fear of stalkers...they joke around about that... Jordan brings up some game talk after asking if anyone can hear but Jeff tells her it's better to hold off, he asks her instead if anyone sucked her toes? :P Jordan says yes but then says she's just kidding but there was a guy in her middle school class that had an obsession with feet, he'd stare at girl's feet, not just hers and wanted to rub them, she thought he was a weirdo... Talk then turns to sticking toes up people's butts :/ LOL which leads to Jordan asking Brendon what kind of bachelor party he's having, where is he going...Jeff says "and can I come?"...Jordan asks again where he's going? Vegas?...Brendon says Thailand, you get more for your money there :/ Jeff says you get anything you want...Dani wants to go there, it's her #1 place she wants to go... Jordan has been rubbing Jeff's foot while Brenchel & Rachel chat...Jeff wants her to keep going whenever she pauses...Jordan asks Jeff why does she always have to rub him? why can't she get rubbed?...Jeff lies LOL saying "you get it"...Jordan says "when? tell me when?"...Jeff starts making an excuse...Jordan says she never gets anything... Talk goes back to the bachelor party...Rachel suggests Jeff planning it...Jordan says if Jeff goes all Brendon would be is drunk the whole time and he wouldn't remember anything...Brendon says it sounds good!...Dani says now she knows she's going :/ Jeff says it sounds like a terrible time...Jordan says that she would ask how last night went and Jeff would say "oh man, I DIED last night!", that's what Jeff always says...then he'll say he was "out drinking...me & Barry" and he'll go on about it... Jeff says "it always ends up the same, I'm on top of a chair singing something" 😜 Jordan explains the story...he was on top of a chair and fell off of it and cut his lip right there and he was at his house...Jeff says he was singing Jason Mraz and he was on top of this chair like a bozo and he fell off and hit this bar at his buddie's garage and it went vroom, he bit through his lip, he got a chipped tooth and he called Jordan "hi..." Jordan says she was in town, she was tired and didn't want to go, Jeff insisted she go but she didn't want to, he didn't want to leave her by herself but she insisted that she was tired and didn't care, she didn't want to go...Jeff says "so I kicked it up a notch" :P Jordan continues saying that Jeff went, she had gone with him a couple of days and she didn't want to sit there with a bunch of guys in a garage and umm, so, umm...Jeff giggles and says "so I fell and cut my lip, wtf? this isn't the constitution" LOL! Jordan says she's not done, so then Jeff gets back and she was like yuk, his lip was, there was a flap...Jeff says "I bit through it but I finished the song" yeah!...Jordan says he put alcohol on it...Brendon says another beer would have made it feel all better...Jeff agrees, he says that's how he rolls… JeJo story time in the HOH Part 2 4:55 PM - 5:03 PM JeJo, Brenchel & Dani continue chatting in the HOH room...Brendon makes reference to the movie Stepbrothers says that he and Jeff are brothers, they're going to lots of stupid things together...Jeff says late night pitch & putt, throw stuff of the bridge...they laugh...Brendon says "let's go cow tipping"... Jordan talks about a bachelorette party she went to, a guy picked up all 12 girls in a bus, took them to eat, they went to a bar called Fish in Charleston, they partied with a group of guys there for a bachelor party, they went to some other bars, the guy picked them all up, it was perfect, they all split the cost, it wasn't expensive, the guy was a DJ and he'd play good music, they were acting crazy, it was fun, it was a party bus... Brendon talks about a guy named Garrity that ran Reality Rally with them, he has a party bus called camopartybus.com down in San Diego...Jordan says it's fun to go on one...Rachel says she'd like to go on a cruise for her bachelorette party, they agree that would be cool...Jordan asks Jeff if when they went to see Tony's fight wasn't it a school bus they were on?...Jeff says yeah, they just rent those out...Jordan says a friend of Jeff's had a beer bong, she only did half of one LOL Rachel asks Jordan about her prom?...they talk about that for a bit...Jeff and Brendon start yawning LOL They talk about high school and drinking...Dani says she never drank in high school, she was focused on school...Rachel talks about prom again :/ Brendon tries to change the subject...they talk about it being 5pm...Rachel asks Jordan about a certain bar in Charlotte, meanwhile Jeff & Dani talk about taking a nap...Jeff asks Jordan "love ♥? you wanna take a nap?"...Jordan doesn't hear...Jeff and Dani want a nap party... Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't remember that bar they're talking about? they went there for Dean's 40th birthday after Brooke's wedding...Jeff says "yeah! I love that place"...Jordan says it's where Brenchel went...Dani & Brendon leave...Rachel says that place is fun...Jeff says he liked it, it's cool...Jordan says it's better when it's packed...Rachel says people were taking pics of them with camera phones...Jeff says "not one person noticed us in there, it was awesome" ;) Jordan giggles...Jeff says that's normal, like every other day...Jeff says he doesn't understand why Brenchel get noticed way more than they do...Rachel says it's because she has red hair...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "nobody fu**in cares about us" 😟(not true!).... Rachel says people hate them...Jordan says "no, they don't"...Rachel says people think she'll yell at them...Jeff says "maybe we look like everyday Joes"...Jordan says she does...Rachel turns talk back to the bar, she wanted to buy the whole bottle of Patron and at first they said no but she talked to the manager and they did, her friends didn't think that was possible there LOL Jordan says it's a laid back place...Jeff liked it...Jordan says the closest bar to her house is Hickory Tavern, normally they go there...they talk about a place called Cans that closed...Jordan starts telling the story of going there and falling down the steps backwards, Jeff's heard the story ten times...palm trees...story over :/ Jordan talks about some bars that opened while she was on BB11...more bar and club talk around Charlotte...Brendon returns, by this time Jeff has dozed off...palm trees, when feeds return feeds have switched out.. Jealousy talk & Flirting 8:05 - 8:17 PM Jordan, Adam, Brendon & Shelley are at the BY couches talking...they are saying that Jordan is the nicest person, doesn't have a mean bone in her body...Jordan says she can be mean...Shelley doesn't believe it...Jordan says to ask Jeff...Shelley asks "do you guys fight ever?"...Jordan says yeah, all the time, it's about stupid stuff...Shelley asks if they get over it quick?...Jordan says she's stubborn...Brendon asks when was the last time she had to be mean to another girl? where she stepped it up?...Shelley asks if girls flirt with Jeff where she's about ready to knock them out?...Jordan umm's...Shelley says that's where she draws the line. Jordan says she doesn't think a girl has ever gone up to Jeff, she says one time there was somebody that was flirting but she doesn't ever say anything, she's like whatever...Shelley says she hates girls that are disrespectful...Brendon agrees...Jordan says if someone came up to them and sat next to him and tried she might not say anything but if she had drinks in her she would, she doesn't know what she would do because it's not like that situation has happened before, she would be pissed if Jeff was flirting back but he wouldn't do that. Jordan tells a story about going to this event/street party in Charlotte with her mom and Jeff, they went to the one that is for the older crowd, this guy comes up to them, her mom and her were sitting and talking on the same side of the booth, Jeff was on the other side watching the game intently so this guy just comes up to her mom and sits beside her waving his business card and she was thinking where did this guy just come from?...Jordan explains how her mom looks, she's really pretty and is 51 but gets hit on by younger men and she scolds her saying they're too young for her but she likes the attention...just as Jeff walks outside Jordan tells them that Jeff threw the guy's card and told him to get the f**k outta there, the guy told Jeff if he did it one more time he'd hit in the face, then he left. Brendon says "douchebag central?"...Jeff says douchebag central, the guy was like (putting his arm around her) "what's up sweetie"... Jordan and her mom were in a serious conversation, he was watching the Bulls losing and he was already pissed so when the guy did that he fired the card across the room and the guy said he would fu**ing kill him and Jeff says he was ready to backhand him, the guy even threatened to get his boys...Jordan says that Jeff calls her "Miss Jackie" and he apologized to her for doing that...Jeff says he was Bozo the clown. Jordan tries to get back to telling Jeff what they were originally talking about, girls flirting with Jeff...Jeff goes back to the bozo story LOL Jordan prompts Shelley to tell a story about jealousy, she tells one about something that happened at her wedding...they talk about that...Shelley says she's a jealous person, she knows her hubby is a butt guy and she knows he looks, she catches him all the time...Jeff and Brendon share their tactics at not being caught looking LOL Jeff says it's not always intentional, he tells Jordan "like you never check out a guy that walks in a bar"...Jordan says "of course I do"...Jeff says "whore" 😜 Shelley says it's worse when they're around their friends...Jordan says people text her at work and her friends ask how can she do the long distance, how does she know he's not doing anything, she says she gives him the benefit of the doubt, if he's going to do it, he's going to do it and she'll find out about it eventually...Jeff says "tell them what my weekends consist of"...Jordan says he's definitely not doing anything ;) Jordan says that one time he didn't call her, when Jeff was out in LA, she only talked to him at 4 her time and then he didn't call all night, only the next day and she was yelling at him on the phone and Jeff was rude about it but he had been drinking with the boys all night and was hungover but she was going 90 miles a minute, she got off the phone and she was pissed at him all day but that was the only time. Brendon says he doesn't like to go out anymore, just stay in and drink beers...Jeff mentions going to his buddy's restaurant and another bar nearby, he doesn't go downtown...Shelley say she hates girls that go after married men...Brendon says girls are scandalous :/ Jordan says when alcohol is involved it's worse...they continue talking about relationships and cheaters (and I'm done listening to it! it makes my head spin lol) When did Jordan fall for Jeff? 8:36 PM - 8:38 PM Rachel is on the elliptical...Brendon and Jordan are sitting on the couches...Brendon says "when did you know that you really fell for Jeff?"...Jordan umm's...pause...Rachel says "I knew I fell for Brendon 100% in the jury house...after the show when there were no cameras on us", she says that she fell in love with him in the house but 100% soulmate, forever love in the jury house. Jordan says "uhh, I think it was way after the show cuz I guess I had to feel and see if he was like the same uhh, after, I really don't know when cuz we're just like always together" (you are together all the time? hmm I call bs on this whole statement...) then Jordan says "I mean, we'd have to live together in the same state eventually just to figure out if we can work out, you know?"...Brendon says yeah...she continues saying "and then that way it would be better knowing cuz I mean the long distance thing we both know we can't keep doing that forever"...Brendon says it's just hard...Jordan says that after here, after this, they're going to figure it out...Rachel says "after this summer?"...Jordan says after BB, they have to. Rachel asks when Brendon fell for her 100%...Brendon says he's the same as Rachel, he fell in love in the house...Jordan says she really liked Jeff in the house but wasn't in love with him...Brendon says in the house you're so nervous to fall for somebody in case they are playing you...Jordan says she cared for Jeff and really liked him but she wasn't all like "I love you" in the house...Brendon says he was still scared, you have so many doubts about everything...Rachel says the jury house sealed it for them, they did romantic things and it was special...Jordan says they're all romantic people and all mushy mushy...Rachel loves it...Brendon says he's always been romantic… Jeff’s eviction drinking 9:19 PM - 9:21 PM Jordan is out in the BY with Shelley and Cassi, they're talking about drinking...Jordan tells the story of how when Jeff was evicted, BB gave them a whole bottle of wine, she drank the whole bottle, she was drunk...Cassi asks if she was sad?...Jordan says well yeah, he was like her buddy in there (huh? still 2 years later she can't admit that he was more to her than that? OY!) Jordan says she was laying in the DR talking just to talk, she was bored out of her mind, she fell fast asleep and had the worst headache the next day. Jeff comes out and Jordan tells him she told them she drank a whole bottle of wine when he was evicted...Jeff says so did he when he was evicted...Brendon says did you? they just gave him a glass...Jeff says it was from his HOH room, he got smashed, he was out there by himself fighting back tears (you weren't alone Jeff ;) )...Jordan says oh yeah, I remember that...Cassi asks if he was still in the house?...Jeff says yeah, he lost the competition and knew he was gone so he pounded it... Hey love… 9:21 PM Jeff and Jordan are chatting with the other HG's...Jordan decides to get up to get a hair clip...as she leaves Jeff hands Jordan a glass and asks "hey love bring this inside will you" I know my love 9:35 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are sitting outside talking about what they had for dinner...Adam asks Jordan how her dinner was?...Jordan says it was good, she fixed a salad...Adam asks if she didn't eat what Jeff made...Jeff says he knows what she wanted...Adam says he should have bet on her eating a pizza and a salad meaning she eats it all the time...Jeff says "I know my love" ♥ aww Cute slippers & cute Jordan 9:35 PM Jeff has just told Adam that he knows his love and he looks at her... Adam asks Jordan if she's playing the drinking game tonight...Jordan doesn't commit...Jeff says that Jordan, he can tell she's near her little friend coming to town...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he can just tell, all day she's been kinda groggy...Jordan says she needs new slippers, she's had them since she was 18...Jeff says win HOH this week...Jordan says no, she wants slippers like these while Jeff whispers that he'll get them for her...Jeff says "they're cute"...Jeff then says "you look cute tonight"...Jordan says "I do? thanks"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says "my hair?"...Jeff says her outfit, it's nice to play someone a compliment...Adam knows… Jeff’s face mask 9:51 PM - 9:53 PM Jeff is outside chatting with Brendon, Cassi and Shelley...Lawon comes outside with his face mask on...Jeff tells the story of how Jordan left her face mask at his place after she visited him one time, it felt real good, it's one of those ones that peel off and Jordan called him one time, he had it on and she asked him what he was doing and he said "nothing" LOL They all laugh...Jeff says then the mask ran out and he couldn't go buy it so Jordan came into town so he told her to go buy bottles of that face stuff...more lol's...Jeff says he couldn't just go buy it, when he went to buy some cologne he almost bought some...Jeff says he thinks he really enjoys that type the most... Jeff’s big booty proposal 10:24 PM - 10:26 PM Jeff and Jordan are playing big booty along with the whole house...Jeff messes up so he is punished with having to do various things...first is kiss a HG on the memory wall, he kisses Brendon, then he booty shakes to the camera, then he hugs Adam, he licks a spoon near Jordan's face, gives Lawon a lap dance...Jeff says "that one's gonna be on the internet soon" LOL Then he has to propose to Jordan...hmm :/ Jeff gets down on one knee...Jordan wipes the sweat away from her hand and gives it to Jeff saying "omg people"...Jeff sweetly says "will you marry me?"... the crowd aww's...he kisses her hand :) everyone gets excited...Jordan never gives Jeff an answer ;) ...Jeff then chugs a glass of water very slowly and he says that he got choked up from the proposal LOL

July 18 How Jeff pranked Peyton 12:36 - 12:39 PM Jordan, Rachel, Kalia and Dom are up in the HOH talking about the prank Jeff and the others pulled on Dom...Dom doesn't know yet exactly what it is...Dom asks if Jordan is ok with him pranking Jeff?...Jordan says she doesn't care...Dom wonders what to do? he thinks maybe he can take chocolate Reese's and smear them on the toilet seat and say that Jeff used it last... Jordan says take a pair of Jeff's underwear and smear chocolate on it, he did that to her brother and it looked real, he took a Snickers bar and rubbed the chocolate on his brother's underwear and it looked real, take a pair of his and do that and be like, uhh Jeff look what I found in your room, you've got skid marks...Rachel says to not do that yet, that's not original enough...Dom realizes that is exactly what Jeff did to him! Aha! the jig is up! Dom starts looking in the drawers with Jordan helping him  Rachel says Dom shouldn't do the same thing Jeff did to him...Jordan says it would be funny because Jeff wouldn't expect it...Rachel says do something better...they think about doing chocolate in Jeff's shoe or maybe a fake bloody tampon prank...meanwhile Jeff arrives on scene...he tells Dom it's his turn in the tournament...Dom says he's going to kick his ass and he leaves... Having fun? cuteness 12:40 - 12:46 AM Dom has just left the HOH to go play his turn in the tournament...Jeff lays down on the bed saying he got 3rd in pool and whipped Brendon in bags...Jordan sits down next to Jeff...Jeff tells Kalia that next is Bocce ball...Jeff asks what Jordan is doing?...Jordan says gossiping... Jordan says Dom was telling him a detailed story about his first kiss with this girl...Kalia tells the story...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair... Jeff is enjoying...Jordan rubs his neck...Jordan asks "are you having fun?"...Jeff says yes...Kalia says all he needs are some games and entertainment and he's good to go...Jeff nods yes...Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek... Jeff asks if Jordan is having fun?...Jordan says yes...Jeff leans his head down and rests it on Jordan's leg...Jordan says her nails are painted and she's waiting on Jeff to do their faces and bleach their teeth, she tells Rachel they're doing facials later Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's neck and back, she says it's not going to be 3 in the morning is it? (they never ended up doing them) They talk about it being past 12 already and then Jordan leans down and kisses Jeff again... Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's neck and they talk about the tournament/triathlon...Jordan leans down again to kiss Jeff...she then rubs Jeff's hair again and points out that he's breaking out a little...Kalia asks if everyone discovered the prank?...Jeff asks Jordan if she knows what they did?...Jordan says yeah and she suggested to Dom to do the prank Jeff did on Peyton...uh oh! Jeff springs up and says "who'd you say that to?"...Jordan says Dom...Kalia says Jordan had no idea...Jeff says ohhhh...Jordan says she had no idea and told Dom to do that...Jeff says "oh no, it's ruined!"...Jeff asks if Dom knows about it...Jordan smiles and lies saying she doesn't know...Jeff says yeah he does...Jordan explains again what happened...Jeff realizes that Dom must know and he leaves thinking he's the next to be pranked... Chocolate starfish 1:35 - 1:37 AM Jeff, Jordan, Dom, Lawon & Cassi are chatting by the hot tub, Dani & Adam are playing cornhole...Dani says something about having "batwings" and Adam mumbles she doesn't have batwings...Dom says she doesn't know the meaning of batwings...Jeff asks what those are?...Dom and Adam explain when you it's when your balls stretch out (if they stick to the side of your legs)...Jeff starts laughing...Dani didn't know either...Dom says that's why he said that...Dani says she calls some shirts that, she even said it to Jordan the other day that she likes her batwings...more laughs...Lawon is cracking up Cassi starts telling a story...brief fish...when feeds return Jordan is finishing a story about how Jeff spread his butt cheeks and called it "chocolate starfish"  LOL! Jordan says that Jeff said "hey Jordan, chocolate starfish"...more laughs...Adam explains to Dani what that is too LOL Dom says Jeff is awesome and says he seems like the kind of guy that would tuck his "willy" in between his legs...Jordan quickly says "oh yeah for sure"...laughs...Jeff says "what are you talking about!?"...Jordan says no! he would as a joke...Dom says he knew it!, then he asks if Jeff was drunk or sober when that happened?...Jordan says no, sober  Dom says that makes it even better...Jordan says she doesn't care about stuff like that, it's funny...feeds switch… JeJo HOH bed talk/mask talk/Jeff’s not gripy 2:20 - 2:35 AM The feeds switch to the bathroom just after the 2:20am mark...Jeff and Cassi are talking game, she's telling Jeff that they should put B&R up...Jeff wants to get out of there LOL...he leaves and feeds switch off of JeJo until 2:26am...Jordan is in bed with a pensive look on her face...Jeff changes for bed and comes out of the bathroom...brief palm trees...Jeff turns off the lights...Jordan asks "are you mad I did the face thing without you?"...Jeff says he did make her wait a long time...Jeff gets in bed saying "kinda"...Jordan says "well you took too long"...Jeff says "I told you I had to play another game of bags, it took a long time"...Jordan says they can do it another night. Jeff gets comfy and then says what was she talking in there about, telling all her stories, he didn't hear all her stories of the day...Jordan says starting with what?...Jeff wants the 2 fu**ing idiots to get out of there (Kalia & Porsche who are playing chess outside the door) ...Jordan asks if Jeff has any stories?...Jeff tells Jordan that he was talking to Cassi and she thought of Dom not using the POV...Jordan says that would be dumb, why?...Jeff says it just came up outside, he suggested Cassi work on Dom...Jordan says it's tomorrow...Jeff says yeah, what's it hurt...Jordan doubts he'll do that and what? get Adam out?...Jeff warns Jordan to be quiet because of the losers outside...Jeff says that would be the dumbest move ever...Jordan says she's really sad she's leaving, did Jeff talk to her?...Jeff says a little bit right now but she was talking loudly and these guys were out here playing chess, she told Jeff to backdoor B&R...Jordan says yeah but that would be the dumbest move for them...Jeff says Dani wouldn't trust them then...Jordan says both Dom and Cassi would be in the house together...Jeff says they'd be the next target...Jordan says her and Cassi spoke too...Jeff shushes Jordan...Jordan explained to Cassi she needs to stick with her solid alliance...Jeff says you need that to get far...Jordan talks loudly again and Jeff shushes her again...Jordan continues...Jeff says that when he says shhh can she change her tone or not? Jordan says "what's wrong with you today? you're all gripy"...Jeff says he's not gripy but those little rats sitting outside...Jordan says they can't hear...Jeff says they can, they're right there...silence...Jeff grabs Jordan's hand to hold it and says "I'm not gripy"... Jordan says he seems gripy...Jeff says he wants them to go so they can do their talk and draw pictures Jeff asks "why do I seem gripy?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff says he's totally not...Jordan asks how long chess takes?...Jeff says sometimes a long time ...silence...Jeff sighs and asks if Jordan's face feels clean?...Jordan says yes...Jeff asks which one she likes better, the peel one or this one?...Jordan likes this one better...Jeff likes the peel one because it's fun. Jordan says they could be out there all night...Jeff asks what she wants to do? sleep?...Jordan says no...Jordan sits up and Jeff says "no you don't love me" LOL Jordan moves closer to Jeff and props herself up saying they don't know how long they'll be out there so let's talk...Jeff says ok... JeJo HOH bed talk Part 2 2:35 - 2:57 AM Bed talk continues... Jeff asks how Jordan likes the Dom deal?...Jordan says they have to trust somebody...Jordan says she had a talk with Adam and Jeff relays what him and Adam talked about...they say it would be stupid for Dom not to use it, they giggle about the possibility of him not but they know he will use it...Jeff says if he did that he'd vote Dom out, everyone would, B&R would shit their pants...Jordan says it would be the dumbest move ever...Jeff says someone on BB did it before (Marcellas! lol) Jordan says if it was 5 weeks in she'd do it...Jeff is talking about the Dom move, Jordan about backdooring B&R...Jordan said what if someone flipped on them, they'd be so mad at themselves...Jeff starts throwing out scenarios...Jeff says it'd be stupid to get rid of B&R because then they'd be the biggest targets, everyone is going to go after B&R (I hope so!)...they talk about future weeks and trying to get rid of Porsche before jury...palm trees until just before 2:43 am mark... Jeff asks about what happened when Rachel came up to talk to Jordan, Cassi told him her side and he wants to hear Rachel's side...Jordan says Rachel came up and said Cassi was being mean to her and Jordan told Rachel that she's just being honest with her and don't get mad at her for what she's saying...they get distracted with Shelly talk, Jordan likes her, Jeff says she's the best, he likes when she gives zingers...Jordan continues saying that she told Rachel that she's starting to get on people's nerves with comments she makes, eg. the comment she made about Porsche staying, that was uncalled for and the comment she made towards her didn't make her mad but what if it was someone else's HOH and she said it to them, she's not saying she's backdooring her but if it was someone else she'd probably get backdoored this week. Jordan says she told her the way she talks sometimes and her actions, she comes off as a bitch Jeff says "you said that?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "wow love ♥ " ...Jordan told her to not take it the wrong way, she didn't mean it rude, Rachel started crying saying she's not a bitch...Jordan said she's a sweet girl but her throwing jabs like that...Jeff says "wow love ♥ give me a high five" LOL Jordan says they talked about the HOH comp, Rachel was upset with Jeff...palm trees...Jordan says that Rachel complained about season 12, Jordan told her this is a new season, she's looking the same as last season, she was annoyed with her yesterday...palm trees...when they return Jeff says "I'm so excited I got a boner" LOL! Jordan's assertiveness is turning Jeff on Jordan told Rachel people are getting tired of hearing Brendon, Brendon and getting annoyed, what she's doing is making herself a target, her and Rachel are opposites of each other...Rachel said that she sticks up for her friends...Jordan told her that outside of this house, that's fine but this is BB, so it's completely different, when things like that happen you have to keep your mouth shut so when she does that she's making a target of her, Brendon and their alliance, sometimes it's best to just walk away and not say anything, she wasn't saying it to be mean. Jordan says she told Rachel she wanted to change her image but she's telling people she's up here having sex with Brendon...Jeff says "whoa!"...Jordan says they didn't get too much into that but Rachel justified it by saying he's her fiance, yeah he is and she's not judging her but this is for millions of people to see it and then Dani came up and she didn't take it further not wanting to offend...Jordan thinks that it's not classy and even if Jeff were her fiance she wouldn't be having sex with him on camera...Jeff mmm, hmm's....palm trees...Jordan says she also told her the comment Rachel made about Brendon and Jeff, how Cassi wanted them for herself that made it sound like Rachel was personally threatened by her and maybe her telling Cassi that didn't help matters... Jordan says she was honest with both Cassi and Rachel and she basically told Rachel she needs to shut up LOL Jeff says maybe with Cassi gone things will settle down...Jordan hopes Rachel listened to her...Jeff says "that's good, that's real good"...Jordan talked to Brendon too but things got diffused...Jeff says he told them they're solid...Rachel was worried JeJo were flipping on them...Jordan told her that she's not flipping on them and not backdooring them and even Dani told Rachel she needs to chill out because Jordan is probably thinking of backdooring you...Jeff says there's always a reason for Rachel getting involved...Jordan says it's boring and unnecessary drama is being stirred up. They go back to the spyscreen with Dom & Cassi, Jeff says it would be so dumb if Dom didn't use the veto...Jordan says he wouldn't, he's smarter than that...Jeff says he'd vote for Dom out...Jordan says Dom likes Dani too...Jeff says Dom said his game is better without her...Jordan says she feels bad, Cassi is disappointed...Jordan says if it was them, no one would be sorry...Jeff says he's over it too, it's out in the open now...they talk about Cassi some more...Jeff says he was careful what he told her in case it was used against him later...Jordan wishes it weren't couples because she'd put up Adam and Lawon...Jordan says they have to worry about themselves or they're going to go home this summer. JeJo HOH bed talk Part 3 2:57 - 3:16 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game in the HOH bed...Jeff wonders if Brenchel would put up Adam & Dominic?...Jordan says that Brendon gives a power speech and Dani just cringes but she thinks they're solid until final 5...Jeff says he's sure when Rachel was pissed she told him that she wanted Jeff & Jordan out...Jordan says yeah, he's the calming influence, if Rachel were to leave Brendon would team up with Jeff...Jeff says he'd come with them, team up with Dani and they'd go F4, that would be good Jordan says she's nervous about Dani being in the F4...Jeff says she's in the best position because she's got both sides...Jordan says they have to talk to her and make sure Shelly is confident with them, she might feel like she's a tag along because she would keep Shelly over Rachel...Jeff says "and Dani"...Jordan says "oh for sure" Jordan says Dani doesn't care...Jeff says she'll be ruthless...Jordan wonders when they will be able to get her out...Jeff says she's sitting in the middle and letting everyone else take each other out, why is she complaining about sitting around for a month, he'd take that and there are no prize comps yet so...Jordan says if there are any prizes she's taking them Jeff says it diepends what positition they are in, it's early for prizes though right?...Jordan says yeah... They talk about the scenario of Cassi convincing Dom to not use the veto, it would be the dumbest move in BB history, there'd be war and they could step back and watch the fireworks...they talk about something that happened between Rachel, Porsche & Cassi (catty pool game) and what would happen if Cassi stayed...Jordan says they have deals with everybody LOL! Jeff says everyone does...Jordan says theirs are real though More game scenario talk...funny stuff here ---> Jeff says he & Dom get along pretty good, maybe Jordan can help Dom do a good prank on him...Jordan says that Cassi told her that Dominic adores her...Jeff says "who you?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "why not me?"...Jordan says "he likes you"...Jeff says "I want adore" Back to game talk...Jordan says that Shelly is so sweet, she always says she wants them as a young couple to be successful in life, they have so many opportunities etc Jeff says he thinks Shelly is pretty successful...Jordan agrees saying she travels internationally...Jeff says she seems like she has a good grip on her business...Shelly says she wants to see them together, they can never break up, she will never vote against them (UGH LIAR!!) Jeff says she's so awesome, they are in a good position...Jordan asks if Jeff is going to try and win HOH?...Jeff says yeah for sure...they feel confident about being safe with Brenchel though, Jordan moreso than Jeff, he's worried about Rachel...Jordan explains why she thinks they're good when it comes to Rachel, she talks about the talk she had with Rachel and how she feels bad she was crying, she feels like she's in highschool between two girls...Jeff says they are the mediators and he doesn't even want to be, if Rachel has another breakdown he's going to have a serious sit down with Brendon telling him they can't have this just for their sanity and themselves, once the keys are broken up he hopes she has a breakdown, it will be better for them...Jordan says she just feels bad for saying all that stuff, makes her feel like she's a bad person...Jeff says "what in the DR...f**k that?"...palm trees... Jeff says that's why he didn't watch their season because of the things people say, they don't mean them and it's in the game...palm trees...Jeff goes off on Rachel a bit...Jordan says she told her to change how she's acting...Jordan says can you imagine what it would be like with Dick? he'd stir stuff up, it feels like forever ago he was there...they talk about what it would be like to have Dick in the house, it's probably best for them he's gone...Jordan compares this season so far to their season and implies that's a good thing...Jeff hopes so but she has to know it's going to get rough, to not get down, just stay positive and she has to tell him the same thing because his emotions get out of control, he hopes they are in there a long time...they talk about what it might be like in the house at F5 and how they need to study... Jeff says they just have to get through the keys, they're worried about Dom being HOH and who he would put up....they laugh thinking about Dom not using the veto to save himself, he'd be voted out... JeJo HOH bed talk Part 4 3:24 - 3:29 AM Bed talk continues... Just before the 3:25am mark Jordan says she has to take her retainer out, she feels like she's going to gag, she gets up and adjusts her underwear/shorts...Jeff looking at her says "look at that booty show" Jordan says "oh be quiet...I got a wedgie"...Jeff says "yeah that thing was up there"...Jordan says it was...Jeff asks if there's any Advil up there?...Jordan was going to get some but...Jeff says she doesn't want to go down there...some game talk because they see Dom and Cassi on the spy screen...Jordan gets back in bed...Jeff gets up deciding to go get some Advil...Jordan says to sneak down there in case they pull Jeff aside to talk game...Jeff says he won't talk game...Jordan says they'll do their face masks tomorrow...Jeff says yeah...Jeff uses the bathroom and then heads out... Jeff returns to bed…snuggle & HG game talk 3:35 - 3:44 AM Just after the 3:35am mark the feeds switch back to JeJo in the HOH...Jeff has returned to bed after getting some Advil and checking in on Dani, Lawon & Kalia who are in the purple room...they are about the need to split up Brenchel up but now is not the time, they need to get to jury, that's what their goal is, to get there and then they can re-evalutate everything...Jordan can't wait until the week is over...Jeff says there's 2 more weeks until jury...Jordan knows but says she feels like a school counsellor with 2 students...Jeff then says there are 3 more weeks until jury, 5 people have to go, 2 more weeks after this, that's a long time, they are getting too fu**Ing cocky...Jeff tells Jordan about the game talk he had with Dom...Jordan says if Porsche won HOH she would be freaking out because she wouldn't know what she would do ...Jeff says he would be freaking out too...Jordan says if she missed jury by one week you know how mad she would be?...Jordan snuggles into Jeff asking if he wants her to get off him?...he doesn't respond Jeff can't believe how early it is in the game and they're full blown into it...Jordan says that's why Cassi is upset, it's so early...Jeff says it sucks balls...Jordan sits up and asks if she should turn something off?...Jeff asks if she pooted?...Jordan says she did earlier, it must have been kept under the covers...they giggle They talk about Jeff's little talk with the others in the purple room and Jordan giggles...Jordan says Dani is funny, she likes her sassiness...Jeff says she's so sassy...Jeff tells a funny story about Dani rolling her eyes at Rachel...Jordan tells a story of how Dani was making faces at Brenchel and Brendon saw her (oops! LOL) and how Dani tells Rachel things to her face but Rachel lets it go in one ear out the other, Rachel is emotional though...Jordan says Dani is funny...Jeff says yeah They talk about Rachel and her dramatics...Jeff says it's so early, imagine day 50 with Rachel, once Cassi leaves Rachel will loosen up big time...they talk about their talk with Cassi and how at least they were honest and told her what was going on...Jeff says it's the smartest move, he doesn't care what other people say...Jordan asks how many times are they going to talk about this?...Jeff says today? LOL Jeff says they rehash everything because it's the news for the day, it's like reading the same (news)paper every day, how about the people that are listening (to them), they're thinking you two think Rachel is bad, you two need to shut up yourselves...Jordan says she feels like people think they suck...Jeff asks why would they suck?...Jordan says they probably think they're losers...Jeff says they probably think they're losers but they don't suck... Jordan says she hopes not, that would be bad...Jeff says you know what he has to work on? himself, he needs to step up his DR's, that's what he's going to focus on...palm trees… JeJo HOH bed talk - Jeff supports Jordan 3:47 - 3:51 AM Feeds return from palm trees just after the 3:47am mark to JeJo talking in bed...Jeff asks what can they talk about that they have talked about 100 times (already)? LOL Jordan says nothing, she wonders what exciting has happened in news?...Jeff says ok, if she could find out one thing from the outside world, what would she want to know?...Jordan says two things, if they're having football season...Jeff says that's his, she only gets one...Jordan says if Casey Anthony was found guilty or not Jeff says she's guilty...Jordan says of course she's guilty but the way they were talking downstairs she could get off...Jeff says "tone it down" Jeff says he wants to know about the NFL, if he gets out and there's no football he'll be so sad but he's jumping the gun...Jordan asks if he'd like to know about any celebrities dying...they discuss other things they would like to know including earthquakes, etc...Jordan says it will be weird when they get in their cars and drive...Jeff says remember it was weird...Jeff says they are getting ahead of themselves, they have to make it that far (he knocks on wood)...Jordan says she was so, so nervous last Thursday, she hasn't been so nervous in a long time...Jeff asks when she was putting?...Jordan says well with the starting of the show, she was so focused on HOH...Jeff says she didn't move the whole show LOL Jordan says she didn't want to mess up and disappoint people, making them mad at her...Jeff says she was perfect, they had Kalia who tied it and her, she shouldn't have felt any pressure, she had them (putting after)...Jordan says it was because everybody was saying she needed to win so she was scared if she didn't win Jeff would get mad at her... Jeff says "stop, don't think that, cuz then it makes you nervous, I don't get mad at you and then you get nervous look what you did with the bricks, don't get nervous, I'm not going to yell at you, of course I'm here to support you"...Jordan says she didn't want her alliance to think she doesn't care because she knows people think that...Jeff says "no, you're fine...bozo" ...Jordan says this coming week she won't be so nervous because she's not playing...Jeff says he hates the stupid fu**ing questions... JeJo HOH bed talk - snuggle & birthdays 3:51 - 3:55 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed in the HOH room...Jordan says IF they make it to F2 it will be September, it sounds so far, when they get out and do stuff in LA afterwards, it will almost be October...Jeff says it's two months from now, they have to relax...Jordan says it's crazy...they both knock wood for good luck... Jeff says what if everyone is running around cutting deals to get rid of them? giggles...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and says no, Shelly would tell them Jordan asks Jeff if he's missing anybody's birthday back at home?...Jeff says his brother's...Jordan says when is it?...Jeff says August 2nd...Jordan asks if he's going to be 40?...Jeff says no, 38, Eric is going to be 40...Jordan says oh, that's right...Jeff says it's so weird...Jordan says it just flies by...Jeff says that's why you have to enjoy...Jordan says a year goes by so fast...they talk about the spy screen being addicting like tv.... Jordan asks "what are we going to do for my birthday this year?" Jeff says "what did we do for mine?" Jordan says "you were in Vegas" Jeff says "oh yeah, I was enjoying with Tony...it was the best day ever, actually it was a pretty good day...we had that meal...and then Tony made fun of me for eating too much of the lobster" Jordan giggles and says "you were miserable, you called me" Jeff says "oh my God" Jordan says "and you were venting to me and Tony walked in the hotel room"...palm trees... Jordan says it's her 25th birthday, that means she's in the mid...Jeff says they'll do something fun, let's win and then they can do really something fun, if she wins again she can pay for it...giggles...Jeff says if he wins he'll take her to Europe for her birthday...Jordan says "and have my implants taken out"...Jeff says "whoa!" Jordan says she'd rather have them taken out then that...Jeff doesn't like this, he says "what do you mean taken out, are you gonna leave a little something or take them all the way out?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, she goes back and forth, her boobs were like Dani's before, maybe a little bigger, that's something she really has to think about because she'll have scars all over her boobs... Backscratch & ATWFF/Italy talk 3:56 - 4:01 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed in the HOH room...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his back?...Jordan says yes...Jeff gets in position Jordan says that after the show when they get back home she wants to take Peyton somewhere, maybe Charleston or something, go for a weekend...Jeff says how about do something for her birthday?...Jordan says it'll be too cold, it's November...Jeff says oh yeah...Jordan says what they could do is go to New York, she's never been, they could go there...Jeff asks why Jordan didn't come out for when he finished ATW?... Jordan says she couldn't leave work because of something...Jeff says she should have come...Jordan says she had work and he was just getting done, his brother was going to be there and everything, that way he got to see his family since she had seen him in Italy... Jeff says "how cool was that that you got to go to Italy?...Jordan says it was pretty cool, she's not gonna lie...Jeff says his cousin's place was sick, it was perfect...Jordan says it was, she didn't know what to expect, she thought it would be like a movie, like in Venice...Jeff says it was old school Italy...Jordan says Silvia was so nice, she felt bad that they paid for everything, her place was cool, it was so different...Jeff loves it...Jordan says the upstairs was a like a separate house... Jeff and Jordan imitate how Silvia talks and they giggle over that...Jeff says she's awesome and how they played soccer every day...Jordan says Mateo was so cute, she wanted to squeeze him...Jordan bought Silvia a pair of shoes even though she didn't want her to "noh, noh, noh" LOL...Jordan says her grandma was cool...Jeff says "nonna"...Jordan imitates her saying she couldn't communicate with her (it's cute)... Jordan says she was nervous on such a long flight...Jeff says it was hard too because it was boom, boom, how long was the flight?...Jordan says it was 8 or 9 hours, it wasn't direct, she had to stop in Germany both times, the flight from Germany to Italy was 45 minutes, at one point she put her head down and curled into a ball and the flight attendant asked if she was ok...Jordan says that it's crazy how big the planes are with carrying so many people, how they stay up there but she feels safer in them...Jeff says they don't rattle, remember on TAR when they went through that storm and she woke him up?...Jordan says that Jeff said "love ♥, it's okay", he was out of it...Jeff says that thing was rocking & rolling...Jordan says she was scared...Jeff says that was the best though...FEEDS RESET @ 4AM Fish talk & sleepy goodnight kiss 4:02 - 4:11 AM After the feeds reset...Jeff and Jordan are talking in bed in the HOH room, they are talking about the fish Jordan says she'd hate to be a fish locked in the thing (tank)...Jeff says he doesn't think they even know...Jordan asks Jeff if he's seen Finding Nemo?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she watched that before she came in there, it was the cutest little story...Jeff asks if she had never seen it?...Jordan says no, she loves it...Jeff says it's Ellen...Jordan says it's the one that talks the whole time to the dad fish...Jeff says that's Nemo...Jordan says Nemo was the lost one but Ellen was the annoying fish that kept following his dad...Jeff says yeah, it was, it was Nemo's friend...Jordan says it was a cute little movie...Jeff says "cutie" They talk about the fish tank some more while Jordan continues scratching... Jordan asks if Jeff ever had fish and said she accidentally killed hers...Jeff says he thinks everybody did (he's right! I did LOL) ...Jeff says the tank was open, didn't have a top and they'd jump out of there and land on the floor & die... Jeff says tomorrow is Monday huh?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says that the worst is when you know you're leaving and you have to be there for those 3 days...Jeff says Dom is probably getting an earful down there...they quiet down and then Jeff says "are we going to sleepies?"...Jordan says "are we?"...Jeff says "I don't know, it's up to you"...Jordan wraps her mic up and says something about Peyton's friend's mom...palm trees... Jordan is talking about a couch that looks so comfy, like you would sink into it, she knows that is random but...Jeff says she told him that before, her bedroom is huge...Jordan says huge! he got two closets...Jordan looks at Jeff and asks if his eyes are closed?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says ok and puts her mic away...Jeff says he's sleepy...Jordan says then go to bed...they face each other and kiss goodnight... Jeff says "goodnight love ♥ ...til early in the mornin"... Jordan asks if Jeff was aggravated with her today?...Jeff says "nooo, why do you say that?"...Jordan says she was just asking...Jeff says he thought he said she did good today...Jordan says she knows but...Jeff says she aggravates him when she asks him, he'd tell her, what does she think? he wouldn't tell her?...Jordan knows he would tell her but didn't know if it was because of all the stuff going on...Jeff says he just gets aggravated sometimes at being the babysitter...Jordan giggles...Jordan then reaches back and touches Jeff saying "goodnight" they go to sleep... BB11 HG talk/after show plans 10:40 - 10:45 AM Jeff, Jordan and Dani are in the kitchen talking about BB11 HG's...Dani tells Jeff and Jordan who of that cast she keeps in touch with...Dani says she's cool with Ronnie, she talks to Casey occasionally she saw him at Laura's wedding, Lydia occasionally more facebook stuff, she's seen Noonan at a couple of things...Jordan asks who?...Dani says Michele...Jeff asks "how's she doing?" Jordan says she hasn't seen Michele since Vegas, no the Really awards, she hasn't seen anybody...Dani asks if she hasn't kept up with all the stuff Michele's doing? snickerJordan says "I've heard but I haven't kept up with it"...Dani says "it's hard to keep up" snicker Jeff chuckles saying he's heard a couple of things Dani says she met her in Vegas, she actually really, really liked her on the show and she told her she was rooting for her on her season, she's the cutest little awkward adorable blah blah blah, I don't know, I liked her as little nerdy awkward girl (umm so you're saying you don't like her supposedly sexy, awkward self now? haha) ...Jordan who is too nice says "no, I liked her, she was nice, I liked Michele" awkward silence Dani says probably Jordan talks only to Laura...Jordan says she hasn't really talked to anyone, she texted Laura recently to tell her but she didn't text her back but she understands she was busy, she doesn't mean that in a bad way, she couldn't even tell her the last time she talked to Casey, she never goes to any of that stuff. Dani says she goes to Vegas every year and that's it...palm trees...Jeff says the others can go to Vegas and then they'll meet up with the cast back in LA...Dani says sure, sure, she's not sure about Vegas because the new cast goes and it's so overwhelming, she just likes to hang out with her friends, watch football on Sundays in the hotel...Jeff says he loves loves daytime partying in Vegas, drinking, etc then just going to bed at night even though you never do...Dani asks where they're staying in LA?...Jeff's not sure, he has friends in Santa Monica or up the street they can stay with but they'll probably just get a room...Jordan says it's funny she said that because her and Jeff were just talking about that last night, Kalia asked about it and Jordan told her they're not going to Vegas but...Jeff says that they'll go fishing and other fun stuff...Dani invites herself to go too LOL she says she's the least flaky person they'll ever meet in their lives...Jeff says they'll definitely all go out since so many live out in LA...Jordan says she never realized how many people live out in LA...Dani says it's a good handful...they talk about how the cast says they're from a certain place but they live in LA...Jeff makes fun of Jordan farting Jordan compliments Dani on her hair...Jeff says "whoa Jordan's full of Dani compliments today"...they start talking about hair... JeJo nap 1:52 PM Jeff and Jordan are napping in the HOH room...Jordan has her hand under the waistband of Jeff's shorts...cute! Swear & kiss 3:44 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is talking about wanting 3 days of the month where he can say anything without repercussions LOL Jordan puts her bowl in the microwave and says "you love me"...Jeff says "no way, I get to say whatever I waannt"...Jordan says "look me in the eyes and tell me"...Jeff gets close to her face and says "f**k you"...they kiss...Jeff says "how many couples get to swear at each other and then kiss" LOL...Jeff hugs Jordan and grabs her butt...palm trees... ATWFF goodbye story/Jeff is sweet 4:10 - 4:22 PM Jordan and Kalia are up in the HOH room (again!! )...they're talking a little game...Jordan is worried she made a mistake with her replacement nominees but it's too late now...Jordan says that Jeff said if Rachel wins next week and flips on them he would make her life hell, he would kill her...they think it would be a week too early to do that, they talk about jury votes...Kalia says B&R doing that to J&J would be like shooting themselves in the foot because they'd be getting rid of the only people they have plus it keeps the target equally on B&R and J&J...Jordan thinks they're just being paranoid and they're bored...Kalia says this week is technically over. Jordan says when she was giving her speech she was nervous, she was about to cry...Kalia knows Jordan was really sorry she had to do that...Jordan says everyone was crying...Kalia says that you come into this thinking it's a game but you live with these people 24/7 and you start to care about them, nobody wants to hurt people's feelings. Kalia says that even Jeff's eyes were watering, it was cute, he said he started because he saw everyone crying, he always cries when people cry...Jordan says "when he left for ATWFF I said I'm not gonna cry cuz he left for 100 days and when we were at the airport we had to drive him to the airport and then me and my brother, we're gonna, not the Charlotte airport but we had to drive to Raleigh...and we drove him there and then me and my brother left from Raleigh to Myrtle Beach cuz it's really not that far and when he left I got all teary eyed and stuff and then he was like, don't cry and then I started crying, really crying and I sat in my seat and I was just like go, cuz then I would cry even harder and I didn't want it on camera cuz I felt like a goober and then he got all choked up and he was about to start crying and then when I left he called me and was like OMG you made me look like an asshole and I was like why? and he was like because you left and could cry and I was just standing there all choked up on camera and I was like I'm sorry" Kalia says that Jeff was saying downstairs that why does he have to look crazy, he has to go, it's so sweet...Jordan says "he is sweet" Kalia says that Jeff said his emotions run deep and she told him he's very passionate...palm trees...Kalia talks about her boyfriend being protective...Jordan says she likes that...Kalia wants a man who will fight for her and come to her rescue...Jordan says that they were talking about it being her 25th birthday this year and she's in her mid 20's now so what are they going to do? and Jeff asked what did they do for his birthday? and Jordan told him he was in Vegas and Jeff said "oh yeah that's right"...Kalia asks how old he is?...Jordan says he'll be 34 (he just turned 33! )...Kalia says he's an old man getting up there...Jordan likes that Jeff is 9 years older because they're both on the same page, we don't talk about marriage and stuff but with any guy, even if it wasn't Jeff, someone being 9 years older, men nowadays marry in their mid 30's, they're ready to settle down so by the time she's 28 or 27 IF IF that happened, she's not saying they're getting married or anything, they both have to get their stuff together, she doesn't have her ducks aligned, she's not going to move unless she's stable...Kalia says that she's always spontaneous, she'll just move wherever and then worry about things later...Jordan says that's awesome, she wishes she could do that...they start talking about Kalia...Jordan asks why Kalia likes LA...Kalia explains she loves the lifestyle and the laid back feel of the west coast...they continue chatting and then Jordan gets called to the DR… Prank fail cuteness 5:18 - 5:22 PM The HG's are all up in the HOH room hiding out, they're trying to pull a prank on Adam by all disappearing, it's failing miserably LOL Jeff and Jordan are on their HOH bed...Jeff is saying this is a complete fail...Jeff puts his arm on Jordan and Jordan starts rubbing...cute arm rubbing for the next while...hard to see because it's mostly on the far away angle. @ the 5:21:07 mark Jordan kisses Jeff's hand. Not time to talk 8:48 - 8:51 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the HOH room...they are talking game, the possible scenarios for next week...Jeff says they could be backdoored but why wouldn't they go after B&R...Jordan sighs...Jeff says, that if they are working together (newbs/B&R), "and I swear...I will ruin, I will ruin Rachel...she'll never, she'll cancel her Twitter...I will fu**ing raise hell in there, if she flips" LOL! Jeff thinks they're getting out of control, he thinks they're fine, he hopes so...Jeff says "don't you think? what's up?"...he throws something at Jordan LOL and says it's not time to talk, it's too early...Jordan knows (?) and just wishes that she did get rid of Lawon because Cassi wouldn't be scared to put up B&R, neither would Shelly, she thinks they're just being dramatic...Jeff likes the Fiber 1 bars, don't throw them out Jordan says the pasta stuff Jeff made was so good...Jeff says right?...Jordan says she hoped she burned it off tonight, it's already 9...Jeff says he knows...Jeff gets in the shower and Jordan gets ready to shave her legs... Have a glass love 9:37 PM Jeff is cleaning up the kitchen counter...Jordan arrives and asks if everyone ate?...everyone has...Jeff says she can have the rest...Jordan says he knows she is...Jordan starts getting her plate ready...Porsche asks Jordan "you want white wine?"...Jordan hesitates saying uhhh...Jeff, off camera, says "have a glass love ♥ cuz you know who's going to finish it"...Jordan agrees to have a little bit… JeJo hammock time - bored & tired 10:08 - 10:19 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock...Jordan says the cabbage was good...they talk about Porsche and how she loves to cook...Jeff says she's just starting...Jordan says she wants her own cooking show, maybe that's why she's here...Jordan says she sounds like a meanie... Jeff says "no, cuz I want a cooking show, well you know, not a cooking show but you know what I mean" Jordan says she's so looking forward to their facials, it's the highlight of their night...Jeff says they have a bocce ball tournament...Jordan asks what's bocce ball...Jeff explains...Jeff asks to be swung, Jordan tries...Jordan asks if Jeff's beer is good?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's tired.......bohred"...Jordan says "me too, imagine being here 50 something days"...Jeff says he hopes so...Jordan says it's so long. Jordan says her jeans fit better...Jeff asks why? is she losing weight?...Jordan thinks so, they're not as snug in the butt...Jeff says she's not eating as many snacks...Jordan says she's been good but the worse is eating late at night, she doesn't think she's losing weight but staying the same...Jeff asks if she weighed herself?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says to keep track, he thinks he's overtired...Jordan says they did sleep a lot, he was snoring...Jeff says they were catching up...Jordan says maybe Jeff's beer will help him sleep better, he'll be rested. Jordan wants to read a magazine like Vogue or Cosmo or have a pedicure set to do her toes, just something to keep herself occupied, she feels like she's running out of things to talk about with people and they talk about the same old thing...Jeff wants to chill and watch a movie, not talk and just watch it...Jordan says that would be nice, they'll probably get that in there...Jeff says later...Jeff says her feet smell good...Jordan says her armpit smells good, does he want to smell it?...Jeff says no LOL Jeff sips his beer and says it's yummy...Jordan asks what kind?...Jeff says Tecate, it would be good with Mexican food...Jordan says she was talking to Cassi about her getting Mexican food when she leaves and Jordan thought it sounded so good, with a margarita with extra salt...Jeff says he'll wait for his margarita...Jordan says On the Border has by far the best margaritas...they talk about a place near Jeff called Maria's that has the best food...Jordan says she was so full, they went to Joe's garage and she was so sleepy...Jordan says she used to not like Mexican, she would never want to go eat it but her friend Chelsea would always go to Mexican and she started liking it...Jeff says how can you not?...Jordan says it's the jam Jeff says it is the jam Jordan asks if Jeff wants to leave him alone?...Jeff says he's going to get another beer, does she want to go over there?...Jordan says no, she'll stay there's nowhere to sit...Jeff leaves to get another beer... Jeff brings Jordan wine 10:23 PM The feeds return from palm trees to Jeff bringing Jordan, who has been on the hammock, some white wine...Jeff has dropped a jellybean on the ground and can't find it...Jordan gets up and sees it immediately she hands it to Jeff and they walk over to the couch area to join the others… I like that hat 10:34 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan smiles big at Jeff and she tells him "I like that hat"...Jeff says "yeah, I got it with you remember?"...Jordan says "where?"...Jeff says "Target" Jordan says "you got that at Target?"...Jeff says both of them...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "remember, where I bought the shirts and 2 hats?"...Jordan says she remembers them all going to Target, didn't he buy it when they were at Aldo? a hat?...Jeff says yeah, he still has that but it's more wintery... What if’s/Jordan is moody 10:47 - 10:50 PM Jordan, Kalia and Cassi are in the kitchen chatting...they're talking about BB...Jordan says she can't believe she signed up to do this again, she forgot (what it was like), she told Jeff what if this was day 50 and he was like she better hope she's here on day 50, you can never "what if?" with him, what if an alien came down omg...LOL...Cassi doesn't get it...Jordan says that she'll say to Jeff, what if there was another couple and he'll say Jordan, what if an alien came down? and she'll say she's serious, what if this? and he gets so, he's the most impatient person ever and he gets so aggravated...Kalia says Jeff fell asleep in that room after about 13 minutes of talk but his what if's are so much bigger, his aren't within the realm of possibility, what if a hurricane/twister came and knocked everybody out, Jordan's are more likely to happen so let's go with hers... Jordan says yeah, Jeff gets so mad when she's trying to point, for eg she'll say what if we move to Charlotte? he'll always have an answer back, she never wins... Jordan says she gets so mad...Kalia says that he throws the comebacks pretty quickly...Cassi says she can't imagine her arguing back with him, does she?...Jordan says omg, yes, we fight...Cassi says she seems so nice, she couldn't see her doing that...Jordan says she told her that when she was on her period for those 2 weeks she was real moody...Cassi says oh yeah you were a real bitch to handle...Kalia says that the other day Jeff asked her if she was going to the DR and Jordan said "yes stupid!" (stunned face on Jeff) and yesterday she asked Jeff is she could have one of those heating pads and Jeff told her maybe she should ask in the DR for one instead of taking Jordan's because anything that keeps Jordan from being comfortable when her friend is in town affects him directly LOL Jordan says "I can be moody"...they talk about how Jeff reacted when Jordan almost took slop during the POV comp...Jordan says Jeff would've been mad, he knew she was already moody, she is moody though sometimes, very moody...Kalia says Jordan is so nice that anything opposite of that Jeff would say "who are you? what'd you do with my girlfriend?"...Jeff says yeah, he gets mad...they start talking about their periods... Come outside 11:19 - 11:20 PM Jordan is sitting on the kitchen counter talking to Kalia and not being very social with the others...she is telling Kalia that she wouldn't recommend her masturbating in the house, she'll regret it Jeff walks by and says "come outside"...Jordan imitates him "come outside"...Jeff says "you don't want to?"...Jordan says they're having a girl talk...Jeff goes outside saying "ok, I think you guys have a lot of girl time"... Shut up! 11:31 PM Jordan is heading out to the BY...Jeff is just coming in...out of the blue Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff points at Jordan and says "how much wine did you drink?"... Jordan repeats "shut up...I'm just kidding"...Jeff says "she's drunk!"...Jordan says "no, I'm not"...

July 17 What’s wrong with Jordan? 12:02 - 12:08 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen along with Kalia, Porsche and Dani...Porsche says Jeff looks tan...Jeff says it's because of the color he's wearing...BB calls out Jeff for singing...Jeff sings "Vit Tan Don"...Porsche makes fun of Kalia eating pita chips all the time and Jeff jokes oh snap!...hey big girl, save some for us...Jordan seems restless, won't sit down with the others, she says she's bored...Jordan starts going up the stairs while the others wonder who farted? they ask if it was Jordan?...Jordan says she didn't...Jordan says she'll keep her door open if any of them want to come up there, the DR told her she might call her still so she's not going to bed if she's going to be called...Jeff looks up at her... The HOH door is heard being opened and then Jordan yells out "what'd you put in the door?"...Jeff says a sandal...Jordan says "what did you do?"...Jeff gets short and says "Jordan, people know they can just come in, don't worry about it"...Jordan says "I see...I left it open"...Jeff says "alright"...Jordan, with attitude, says "whatever"...Jeff says "what's wrong with her?"...random chatter goes on but Jeff gets quiet...he gets his snack ready...everyone clears out of the kitchen and Jeff heads up to the HOH room... JeJo serious talk Part 1 12:08 - 12:19 AM My personal opinion - Jeff handled this situation and Jordan perfectly during this little "tiff", he knows exactly how moody she can be, how to handle her moods and when to drop things, he was amazingly calm and patient with her...I think Jordan should have just been honest and admitted she was being moody and stubborn and that what she did was wrong rather than just repeating the Rachel story over and over...Jeff didn't care about the story, he cared about getting to the root of the problem, the fact that Jordan was being anti-social could harm them, possibly affect their game and he was worried that she was isolating herself from her own alliance by hiding out in the room and selectively talking to certain people. He also didn't want any tension between them because they have to stick together and them "arguing" won't get them anywhere. Jeff enters the HOH room and shuts the door...Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "what's up with you?"...Jordan says nothing, why?...Jeff says what do you mean why?...Jordan says because she's not outside?...Jeff says no, he just means that she seems irritated about something...Jordan lies and says mmm, no... Jordan says that Rachel came up there and Jordan just happened to want to go see Jeff real quick so she left as soon as she came in the room leaving the door open and everyone else that was up there with Jordan went downstairs too and so Rachel thought everyone was leaving because of her and Jordan told her no, she hadn't talked to Jeff all night so she was going down there... Jeff says "alright so what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jordan says even Dani said Rachel was acting weird, acting weird towards her and she didn't do anything...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's not her problem, she's the one that went bonkers on everybody...Jeff says yeah...Jordan grabs a different top and sits down...Jordan says it was good, she talked to Kalia about everything...Jeff says "yeah what?"...Jordan says everything, mainly her boyfriend...Jordan starts to change and Jeff tells her to do it in the bathroom and come back...Jordan does. Jeff gets his serious face on...Jordan says she lost her bra in the candy room...Jeff says maybe she misplaced it...Jordan says two of her bras are missing...Jeff wants to get to the heart of the matter, he says "what's up, you're just having an eww night or what?" Jordan says "no, I just don't want to be down there with everybody it's awkward"...Jeff says "what's awkward?"...Jordan says "down there with everybody, I just want to be up here"...Jeff says "so be up here"...Jordan says she is, that's why she's up there...Jeff chuckles saying "you don't think you're acting weird?"...Jordan says no, she took a bath and her and Kalia talked for a long time...Jeff says and she had a half a bottle of wine...Jordan says yeah, they were up there and talked and then she went downstairs. Jeff asks about the Rachel thing again, when she came in Jordan left?...Jordan says she wasn't planning on it, she was coming down and she just happened to come up at the same time...Jeff sighs...Jordan says Rachel is still mad, you can see it on her face...Jeff says she's acting weird...Jordan says that she's probably mad at her not taking slop for 2 weeks and she did...Jeff says he told Jordan not to, he'd be mad at her, so who does she want being mad at her? him or Rachel?...Jordan repeats that Rachel is mad at her for not taking slop...Jeff says that's because she's an idiot for doing so and Jordan's not, is that what Jordan wants to hear? cuz that's exactly what it is...Jordan says Rachel was giving her looks outside so Jordan asked Kalia to go take a bath so she could get away...Jeff is getting frustrated, he says "I know" Jordan says it's stupid petty stuff, so dumb...Jeff says well then don't worry about it so much...silence...Jordan says Brendon isn't acting any different...Jeff says exactly so like he said, you don't be the weird one...Jordan starts to interject...Jeff says "I'm not saying you are, please, don't be the weird one right now, you seem a little pouty, you had a half a bottle of wine, take your night to yourself but don't be the pouty one, Rachel will dig her own grave, don't be the one to dig it for her, she'll go on her own account, please don't be the one to push the envelope, I already did that, just let it be, take your night, relax" Jordan asks if Jeff talked to Dom...Jeff says no, but he wants to talk, he can tell...Jeff says listen, people want Rachel out...Jordan knows that...Jeff says they're ok, don't be the one to force the issue, just play nice and that's all...Jordan says "I didn't!"...Jeff says he didn't say that, he's just talking very calmly to you because he knows she's crabby and he's just trying to...Jordan says she's not crabby!...Jeff says "ok again, you're right! don't make this about this and I won't say anything to you anymore"...Jordan says ok...tension and silence Jordan asks "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff says nothing..."what are you thinking about?"... Jordan says nothing................Jeff breaks saying "whatttt?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says he doesn't want to talk because he feels like he's going to get in trouble for something he says...Jordan says she didn't say anything...Jeff says "I know, but I can tell your attitude is bad right now"...Jordan insists it's not, she's fine...Jordan says she was in there talking to Kalia...Jeff knows...Jordan says why doesn't Jeff just go outside with everybody...Jeff clears his throat and ponders… Jordan says tomorrow will be fine, it's just tension among the girls...Jeff asks what would make it better?...Jordan is staying up here and Rachel can be down there with everyone, she's just annoyed with her right now...Jeff says Rachel maybe is being quiet because she's embarrassed or something...Jordan says probably, she's staying up there, listening to her music, she's avoiding it...Jeff says he knows, by being anti-social shows there is a problem a little bit, if Rachel had done the same to Jordan she wouldn't like it...Jordan says that she told Rachel she was going down to see Jeff, she explains how they cleared the room when Rachel came up… JeJo serious talk Part 2 12:21 - 12:38 AM Jordan has just explained the Rachel story again...Jeff's not buying it lol...silence...Jordan says that she would go to bed but BB told her she might get called into the DR tonight still...Jeff says again? about today? he's only been called in once...Jordan says it's girls, they're probably making it more dramatic...Jeff says to not buy into everything, no matter what's going on...Jordan starts to say she feels like and stops herself...Jeff says what? but what do you feel like?...Jordan says nothing, she's tired of talking about it... Jeff gets agitated saying "what? obviously it's bothering you, what? what am I a fu**ing idiot? what?"...Jordan repeats the Rachel story AGAIN ...Jeff says right, she probably is (mad) or maybe people are mad at her and maybe she feels down because of what she did, hopefully that's it...Jordan says maybe she's mad that she talks to the other girls...Jeff says Rachel is always trying to be the center of attention so maybe now she actually is trying to keep her mouth shut but don't make her suffer for it, when she comes up there to talk don't leave and slap her in the face, he's not saying Jordan did anything wrong, he's just saying be the bigger person, stick around for 5 mins and then say you have to go talk to Jeff, then remove herself, just be the bigger person, he knows she is, he knows she's doing the right thing cuz she's dealing with someone not on that level. Jordan repeats again what happened...Jeff says the timing was a little off on Jordan's part, just be careful, just walk on eggshells around her cuz that might offend her, she'll bury herself but don't push it, you want to be out of the way when things go down, make nice, be friendly and then come up there to talk to him, they are playing a game, so be cordial when she has to, she's doing the right thing, know that they're playing a game, this is not best friends for life, it will be over when it's over and then you could do what you want but for now play the game, put on a happy face... Jordan smiles saying she does all the time...Jeff says that's a happy face, not this one (insert Jeff pouty face)...Jeff says "what do you think? I'm an idiot? I don't know you when you're mad or upset? of course you're acting weird right now......you're having one of your days"...Jordan says "no, I'm notttt"....Jeff says "listen, please, ok"...Jordan says "well I'm going to listen to my CD so"...Jeff says "so beat it?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nuthin, you're being so crabby"...Jordan says "we're not even really talking"...Jeff (this says it all) says "because I'm scared!" Jordan doesn't get it, she says "what are you scared of?"...Jeff says she's snappy and he's trying to rationalize things...Jordan says she's listening but she's giving him a chance to go out there and be with everybody without her being right there by him...Jeff says he was...Jordan says she has been, he's been doing that all night (huh?)...Jeff says listen, from now on it's one glass (of wine), what is with girls and their fu**ing liquor?...Jordan says "Jeffff"...BB says stop that!...Jeff says BB is talking to her Jordan says this time Jeff can talk, she's been talking to Porsche one on one which is good, it's part of the social game, Porsche told Jordan she could win because no one sees her as a target...Jeff says "la la la la la", he doesn't want to hear what she says...Jordan says sorry, she meant Kalia...Jeff says "no one sees you as a target? wtf is she talking about, is she crazy?"...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Jeff comes back and Jordan says that she was talking with Kalia and she told her she was really going to try and win HOH this coming week...Jeff says this is a big week...Jordan says they had a long talk, she can't talk to Cassi because she's about to put her up...Jeff says "and you're upset about that"...Jordan says Shelly has to act like she's not with us, she talked to Dani for a little bit, Dani is in mix...Jeff asks if Jordan is sad because she has no one to talk to...Jordan says just because she's up there doesn't mean she isn't doing her part...Jeff says he didn't say anything like that...Jordan says she's just letting Jeff know that she's not up there doing nothing, she was talking to Kalia getting a feel for her, she's 100% with them Jordan says that if they're going to be there a long time they have to think about who they need long term...Jordan also mentions something that was said that made her think Dani was irritated with her, she thinks that Dani rides the fence, she sticks with B&R even though they get on her nerves, she has to watch what she says around her...Jeff says she's trying to keep the peace and know they have to stick to their guns so you have to watch what you say around her, if Jordan wants to tear up everyone in this house, let's do it but just watch what you say to certain people, she's right. Jordan starts in again saying she figured she'd just let Jeff go out there and hang with everyone while she stayed up there...Jeff says "well everything happens for a reason so maybe this is the best thing you know?" (Cassi leaving) cuz Dom will roll with them not B&R Jordan doesn't think anyone will roll with them...FISH...Jeff is saying something about letting Rachel explode, his will be forgotten and that will be the new topic, whether it's with Cassi as she's going down or whatever, let things happen as they may...Jordan says what's done is done, it's just hangout time now until next week...Jeff says the bottom line is they have to get rid of Cassi to get Dom on their side...Jordan knows... Jeff says "I know you like Cassi but it is a game, that's all it is, it's a game and when we leave here we're going to be together, we're not going to be with these people" ♥ Jordan knows but says her emotions get involved, she feels like she normally would, she feels bad for people...Jeff feels bad too, trust him, he feels real bad...Jordan says she can't help it, even if it was someone else, she doesn't like hurting people's feelings, she feels two-faced and a liar, that's how she looks right now...Jeff says listen, it's a game, what does she want to do? put Lawon up and keep Cassi and Dom? she needs to put her emotions in check too, it would be wonderful to keep Cassi but it's not an option, it can't happen...Jordan knows...Jeff says so it's overwith, really they talked to Cassi only the last couple of days, they don't know Cassi isn't playing them, Rachel is digging her own hole, hopefully they get split up and then Brendon stays and they roll with him... Jordan can't believe it's after midnight...Jordan says Jeff can maybe talk to Dom, she'll let him do that because they're closer...Jeff asks if Jordan is going to chill?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he's going downstairs for a bit, then will shower and they can kick it...Jordan says she's listening to her music and then going to bed, she's tired...Jeff says that's probably a good idea...Jeff leaves shutting off the lights for Jordan… You up still love? 1:58 - 2:05 AM Jeff finally comes back upstairs to the HOH to go to bed...he walks in and says "you up still love?" ♥ Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if she was pooting in there?...Jordan says pootin? no not at all...Jordan says she can't find the remote...Jeff turns the lights on and they start looking, Jordan doesn't know where the heck it went...they tear the place up lol and find it in the couch...Jeff hands it to Jordan and says "what's up? nuttin?"...Jordan says "nuttin, what's up?"...Jeff says "nuttin, kind of bohred". Jordan asks what everybody is doing?...Jeff says they were sitting at the table and he asked them if they wanted to go upstairs...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants Daniele to come in?...Jordan says she can if she wants...Jeff goes outside the door to see if she's down there, she's not so he comes back in and says he's going to take a shower...Jeff sighs and says "ohhh, love ♥ " ...he preps to take a shower while Jordan closes her eyes to sleep...Jeff asks if she wants the lights off?...Jordan says he doesn't have to while he showers, it's fine... Rough day love? 2:15 - 2:16 AM IMO probably one of the sweetest moments on the feeds this season knowing what happened prior Feeds switch back to the HOH room...Jordan is in bed resting...Jeff finishes taking his shower, gets ready for bed, shuts off the lights and gets in bed...immediately Jordan asks Jeff "feel better?"...Jeff says "yes I do"...as Jeff preps his sleeping area, he asks Jordan "how do you feel?"...Jordan says "good"...Jeff asks for the remote...Jordan looks around the bed for it, finds it and hands it to Jeff...Jeff gets it on the room he wants, puts the remote down and says "I thought you'd be asleep"...Jordan says she was. Jordan touches Jeff with her foot...Jeff immediately reaches for Jordan... Jeff sweetly caresses Jordan's face and says "rough day love?" ♥ Jordan starts explaining why she was acting the way she was earlier and JeJo start talking it out… JeJo long late night talk - sweetness & venting 2:16 - 2:34 AM Jeff has just asked Jordan if she had a rough day...Jordan says if she stays up there she can distance herself from everyone and she doesn't feel so bad for putting people up...Jeff says yeah, it's not just her it's him too, for her not to think she's by herself...Jordan says if she's down there laughing and stuff Cassi will ask her why they were cool the other night and then she does that...Jeff hears what she's saying...Jordan says if she distances herself she won't feel so bad being down there and having a good time...Jeff asks when are nominations?...Jordan says Monday, she can go lay out at the pool...Jeff says "don't feel like that"...Jeff rubs Jordan's back saying that she has to do what she has to do, people will understand and it's his decision too so they are in it together. Jordan says she doesn't want to look like a two faced liar...Jeff says "you're not two faced! what are you supposed to do? things didn't work out, we tried our best and it didn't work out"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff touches Jordan's face...Jordan asks if her ear looks bad?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says her earrings are irritating it...Jeff says he can't see. Jordan fills Jeff in on something Dani told her about a fake fight, she just didn't feel like listening to it, she was saying something about Shelly...Jeff says "what do they want to do, take everyone away that's close to us?"...Jordan doesn't want to be a part of that, she was glad to be called to the DR...Jeff rubs Jordan's back again and says well, that's part of the game, just put on a smile and be like yay! haha...Jordan feels like Shelly will take a stand later in the game, she won't back down...Jeff says 100% she will Jordan wonders what the theme of the room is, there are owls everywhere...Jeff says "nighthawk"...they giggle...Jordan asks if Jeff wants his spot back in bed?...Jeff doesn't care, whatever if she's comfortable...Jordan says she put the lotion near the bed because she knows Jeff likes to rub his hands...Jeff says thank you...Jordan thinks they might call her to the DR...Jeff doesn't think so, he thinks they shut it down...Jeff is still rubbing Jordan's back, then puts his hand on her face and mmm's...Jordan mmm's Jeff rubs Jordan's face and Jordan says "since you're scratching me you can rub my hair"...Jeff does...After a bit Jeff says that Porsche follows Rachel around like a shadow...Jordan starts to say something personal about how Porsche acts but stops herself...Jeff says that she's feeling safer but she'll dig her own hole but honestly he doesn't give a f**k about her later on in the game...Jordan says that Rachel wants her to use her for a vote...Jeff says if he's pissed about Cassi then they can be pissed about Porsche...Jordan says Porsche is literally lost...Jeff says she's a shadow...Jeff says to wait for an explosion...Jordan says there will be another one...more back rubbing...Jordan says she feels better because she got everything out in the DR and then she soaked in the tub and talked to Kalia about random stuff and that made her feel better...Jordan puts her arm over Jeff… Jeff says he has to work out...Jordan says her too, she feels fat...Jordan asks if Jordan was being funny...Jeff says no and he tells her what Rachel and Porsche were doing...Jordan says that Rachel is trying to change her image from her season but the way she's acting is the same as her season, she's running her mouth, being a cocky gnat type villian, it's exactly how she came across, she's doing the same thing, she wanted to change well then don't act like that, act like a mature adult, don't throw little jabs, etc. Jordan explains how Rachel came back in the house last year and what happened... Jeff says not to let it get to her...Jordan says she's not...Jordan says that Jeff knows her, she won't say anything...Jeff says he can tell she's getting to Jordan...Jordan says little things are starting to aggravate her...Jordan tells Jeff about Kalia not trusting Lawon, they agree they don't trust him...Jordan says she has to watch what she says with Dani too because she'll go back and tell Rachel (bingo!)...Jordan asks if Dom went to bed...Jeff says he's outside with Adam...Jordan giggles about Adam...Jeff is watching the spyscreen...Jordan says Jeff wishes it had sound?...Jeff just likes watching because it's like TV...Jordan talks about Kalia and how she cracks her up complaining about things...Jeff says that at least Jordan has Kalia to talk to, he trusts her...Jordan tells Jeff what her and Kalia talked about, her first impressions of the house...Jordan says getting to know Kalia as a friend really helped her today, she thinks she's with JeJo all the way... Jeff hopes Rachel won't pull anything on them but hopes Brendon will put a stop to it...Jordan says Brendon's a cool guy...Jeff explains that he was pissed at Rachel earlier when they picked their bandanas for the comp, Jeff picked the yellow one and Rachel made a point of wanting the yellow one that Jeff had, Jeff yanked it out of her hand, he was like wtf is wrong with her? that already made him sick before the comp...Jeff says they can vent up there...Jordan says tomorrow they can go to the pool and it will be fine...Jeff says they have to deal with this for 2 wks (Rachel being on slop), that's why he was pissed...Jordan was worried that Brendon would take up for Rachel and then it would be a big fight between Jeff and Brendon... Jeff says he said to Rachel that he didn't appreciate what she said to Jordan during the comp...Jordan says she thought Jeff said she needs to learn to keep your mouth shut, Rachel made herself a victim...Jordan says Dani made a comment too about Jordan not taking slop...Jeff says whatever, Jordan did the right thing...Jordan says "thanks for sticking up for me" Jeff says "I know"...Jeff wonders what Rachel's DR was like, in her mind she's 100% right and Jeff and Jordan were wrong...Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek ♥ Jeff says "where you going?"...Jeff says hopefully tomorrow is better...Jordan says she was so shocked Jeff said that, whoa...FISH Jordan says another thing about Rachel is that for her to change her image and be in there and openly talk about how they do it up there...Jeff says he knows, why would they do that?...Jordan says she knows it's your fiance and they're together but...Jeff says it doesn't help the situation...Jordan says it doesn't, it's just trashy...Jordan says she's just venting to Jeff...Jeff knows...FISH... Jeff says he doesn't want Rachel to do something stupid, he hopes Rachel doesn't try to one up them and get them out of the house, he doesn't know what trophy's on the line for best BB couple but he's not trying for that, he's just trying to compete in this game...Jordan says when they're on the block it's going to be the most dramatic thing...Jeff says if they're backdoored they'll be pissed...they talk scenarios regarding Brenchel...Jeff doesn't think Brendon will let them come after them just yet and he's not planning on doing that even though Rachel makes him a little pissed off, he's not going to break that because it's to their benefit... Jeff says he can't wait to go back and see what Rachel did to cause what happened between Porsche and Cassi...Jordan says that Rachel wanted to get rid of a real cute girl named Kristen, she wanted to get rid of the girls...Jeff says that happens a lot, girls get catty...Jordan says that happens with girls and their men, they get catty, it's just girls...Jeff says Shelly was out talking to Cassi...Jeff says he hopes Shelly doesn't ease up...they have a giggle over that (?)...Jordan says Adam is so different, he means well and he's sweet...Jeff says he's a goofball, he loves talking to the camera...Jordan says he's a little cuckoo...they watch the spyscreen like TV LOL Jordan says he loves BB...they talk about Adam's weird dancing...Jeff says he's doing his thing in the morning, he's such a goofball and she knows how much Jeff hates people in the morning They talk about Dom...Jordan says Dom is Vit Tan Don...Jordan says Dom is a cool guy...Jordan says she has a headache...Jeff too...Jordan says it's crazy if all this happened outside of here they'd just go on with their day forget about it...Jeff says yeah here they beat the f**k out of it, beat it to death...Jordan says they keep talking about it...Jeff says there's no news, he wouldn't care one bit out of there, there's nothing else to talk about. Reality show talk & more cuteness 2:55 - 3:23 AM JeJo continue talking... Jeff says it's so early in the game, he's not worried about putting in the long haul, it's a fu**ing struggle, he forgot from last time, he was safe all those weeks...Jordan says they would lay on the hammock and think they were gone...they talk about their season...Jeff says they couldn't get them out...Jordan was a pawn...Jordan says she was a useless player...Jeff says he didn't say that...Jordan says she's just saying...she giggles...Jordan says it's ok, he can admit it...Jeff says he didn't say that at all, she wasn't useless, this game isn't all competitions, it's social and she has a good game, except for tonight...they giggle... Jeff says Jordan has another shot, just keep going because they'll do the same thing they did to her last year, not worrying about her, thinking they'll get her out later and then they'll knock each other out and he gawn if they go up...Jordan says no...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she'll tell everyone to vote her out...Jeff says shut up, she tried that last time too, it won't work they'll keep her...Jordan thinks she can persuade them...Jeff says no, they'll do what's best for them... Jordan says if she does win again they can go backpacking in Europe then?...Jeff says fine...Jordan says deal?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...they start talking about that hotel they stayed in when they were in Germany on TAR...Jordan says the beds were so comfortable...Jeff says it was so awesome...Jordan says it was cool, all decorated at Christmas time...Jeff says they ran through that pub outside asking for the clue and they were in the wrong spot...Jordan says the old men in the bar...Jeff says they ran through with their big backpacks...Jeff says what about the guy who paid for their cab? he was super nice...Jordan says doesn't it feel sooo long ago?...Jeff says yeah, super long ago, that was before ATW...Jordan asks if ATW feels forever ago?...Jordan turns to face Jeff, snuggles and puts her leg over Jeff...Jeff says kinda, not really but all the stories are still vivid, he talked a bit about it today but he tries not to talk about it too much but then he gets excited about it...FISH...Jordan asks why it's wrong to talk about it?...Jeff says he likes telling the stories but he doesn't feel right talking about it here because people will be like "take it easy Joe Cool"... Jordan says aww, nobody thinks that...Jeff says he loves telling the stories though...Jordan says it was an experience for sure...Jordan bets that girl started already, does Jeff thinks she will do real good?...Jeff says yeah she will, Zsolt is there to help and Alex will be there to trail and produce...Jordan asks what type of girl she is...Jeff says he only met her one time, he doesn't know...Jordan says she can't be a girly girl to stay with people...Jeff says she's adventurous...Jordan says she did Survivor so can do anything...Jeff says that Survivor will help her out because it's internationally fan based, she knows people all over the world...Jordan says Kalia said she could never do Survivor, BB is the luxury type Survivor LOL They giggle about Kalia...Jeff says she complains about everything, he likes her but likes to bust her chops...Jordan says she gives it right back and won't back down...Jordan says she's sweet and means well...Jordan recalls something about the POV comp that maybe made Dom more motivated...Jeff says Dom had an edge and they discuss the POV comp...Jeff says he doesn't like losing...Jeff says whatever, he lost, it hurts...Jordan says it's ok...Jordan asks if Jeff is about to poot?...Jeff says no, he's scratching his balls Jordan says eww LOL Cute moment when Jeff gets up to drink water, lays back down, Jordan continues hugging him...she scratches his side...Jeff mmm's and looks over at Jordan and they share a knowing look they smile and giggle... Jordan says "stop"...Jeff says "get outta there"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "it's relaxi time"...Jordan says "noooo it's always relaxi time"...Jeff says what does she mean, he was playing with her hair and rubbing her back...Jordan says "I know, it was sweet"...Jordan gets in Jeff's armpit...Jeff says it's his turn, does she want to rub his back?...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "snuggle with me for 2 minutes"...(it lasted 10 seconds LOL!) Jordan asks if she wants to do the pictures?...Jeff says her and the pictures...Jordan thinks it's fun...Jeff laughs saying he just wants her to scratch his back...Jordan says fine...Jeff rearranges himself and then banter about who has more room on the bed Jordan starts scratching and Jeff asks her to press his spine (?)...Jordan tries and Jeff starts laughing about trying to fart a big one but he waited too long...he farts ...they talk about how everyone comes up there to poo...Jordan keeps scratching... They start talking a little game about Dom...Jeff turns off the spyscreen saying that he sees enough of these people LOL After a little bit Jordan says her arm is getting tired...Jeff says it was a minute and a half...Jordan says "Jayeff"...Jeff says "Johrdan"...they talk a little bit about his dad's friend that has the funny accent...Jeff says they should go down there fishing...Jordan says he has a house with a separate guest house, it's real nice, she took Brooke there and it was real cute in bright colors, it looked beachy...Jordan talks about her dad's other cousin who has a boat parked on the water, she hasn't talked to them in a long time so she can't randomly call them to hang out... Jeff wants Jordan to draw a picture, she loves it Jordan draws...Jeff guesses correctly...Jordan draws again...Jeff guesses incorrectly and says to do it again cuz it felt good...Jeff can't get it, wants another one, wrong again...Jordan drew a Zach Morris cellphone LOL Jordan shifts to her side...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says game's over...they settle in for bed...Jordan grabs an extra blanket for the cold morning...Jordan says she likes the bed cuz they're spread out...Jordan says goodnight, Jeff says "goodnight love ♥ " and they give each other a kiss...they scoot over to give room, finally settle in and go to sleep… Backscratch in the pool 1:14 - 1:17 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff swims under water over to where Jordan is sitting and comes up for air...Jordan says "boo"...Jeff says "did I sneak up on you?"...Jordan says "no I didn't see you"...they hold hands...Jeff says it's because he doesn't open his eyes anymore...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says "I'm scared"...as Jordan asks why Jeff is scared, Jeff turns his back towards Jordan and she pulls him in...Jordan says Jeff's back is red...Jeff says it was against the jet and he scratched it making it red...Jordan starts rubbing/scratching Jeff's back... Jeff says he was used to not opening his eyes underwater because of his contacts...Shelly who is also in the pool says that's right, now that he has Lasik he doesn't have to worry...Jeff says he still doesn't open them underwater...Jordan keeps scratching...Jeff says that salad yesterday was good huh?...Jordan says it was, he did a good job...Jeff wants another one, he loves salads...Jordan says he did a good job, thank you...Jordan rubs Jeff's head for a little while and the feeds switch... “Good job love” talk 2:57 - 3:21 PM Jordan, Cassi & Shelly have just had their game talk upstairs where Jordan has essentially told them they are going to be the replacement nominees...Jordan comes downstairs and Jeff and her talk in the kitchen...Jordan tells Jeff she told Cassi...Jeff says he could tell because he saw how sad Cassi looked...Jordan starts to explain but doesn't want to talk there, they decide to go talk privately in the HOH room...they sit on the bed...Jordan says she was nervous and wanted Shelly up there, Cassi told Jordan that she didn't want to be blindsided and she explained to Cassi the situation at hand, there's nothing else Jordan could do because she can't turn on her alliance even if Rachel does get on her nerves, the veterans have stuck together and she can't get rid of Lawon/Kalia because they're not good, she told Cassi she was sorry...Jeff says "I can’t believe you did that, I can't believe...good job love ♥ I can't believe you did that by yourself" Jeff & Jordan continue discussing how the whole conversation went between Jordan, Cassi & Shelly...Jordan tells Jeff that Cassi's eyes filled up with water...Jeff ...Jordan told Cassi she hopes she's not mad at her, that she hasn't made her decision her and Jeff went over how they could change things but then it would be the four of them against the house...Jordan says Cassi asked what Kalia was up to, Jordan says she told her that they were just talking about life, not game...Jeff says "wow, you did a good job"...Jordan says she tried to smooth things over and said that Jeff really wanted to keep Cassi and she does too but it sucks because they had just started talking...Jordan explains her decision on the nominations... Jordan mentions again that Cassi was tearing up and Jeff says "aww, so sad"...Jordan also says she told Cassi she wasn't putting her up because she's pretty...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she didn't want her thinking that...Jeff says she doesn't think that...Jordan says Cassi asked if Jordan considered backdooring Brenchel, even if she doesn't do it Brenchel will get JeJo out so here's her chance...Jordan says that she also said if she does go to stick with Dom, he adores Jordan and likes Jeff implying that Brenchel are snakes...Jeff says all of a sudden Rachel is all chummy with Dom now saying he's her little brother and she's his big sister and when he heard that he thought "where's Jordan?" They talk about how sad Cassi is now...Jordan tells Jeff the brief convo she had with Shelly about the whole thing...Jeff says if there was any way to keep her they would but it can't happen, he doesn't trust people that much...Jordan says she told Shelly she feels really bad, she didn't think Dom would win the veto...Jeff tries to make Jordan not feel so bad by using the example of if this happened the exact other way around, who would be going up mm right now? them...they continue going around the horn on the conversation, Jeff reassures Jordan she did good... Jeff says he's pissed that they have to get rid of Cassi and Rachel gets to keep her lap dog around (Porsche), he hates it, the first chance he gets he's getting rid of Porsche (lol), the first chance he gets once the couples split up, he wants to make a deal with the house and get her out because he doesn't want Rachel to have her, they can't have Cassi yet Brenchel gets to keep her? get real...(he should've stuck to that!) Jordan says she asked Cassi to keep what they were saying in the room and Jordan was amazed at how Shelly was acting like she might go home, Cassi told her she would never campaign against Shelly, she's her only real friend so when Cassi goes home and sees how Shelly really was she's going to be shocked (that alone should've given Jeff & Jordan a clue about the real Shelly! )...Jeff says if Cassi wasn't so tight with Dom he would keep her, he'd tell Brenchel they have Porsche, they want Cassi, it's not fair...Jordan says they have Dom now...Jeff says no, Dani has Dom and Dom and Rachel are siblings now LOL More extended game talk... 🫠 Jeff says Brenchel better not turn on them next week or it's going to be ugly and the second they can they're getting Porsche out...Jeff says he's not happy how they just assumed they'd put up Cassi...Jeff puts his head down and says "aw, I feel bad now"...Jordan says Cassi said they could work together but Jordan says it would be a gamble...Jeff agrees...Jordan doesn't think Brenchel will turn on them, it's too early and they both need each other...Jeff agrees, says they're doing the right thing, he does feel bad, he would like to talk to Cassi too...Jordan says that she told her she could go get Jeff but she didn't want to make it obvious... Jeff says "I'm glad you did that love, thank you, cuz I feel awkward in those positions...you said, everything you told me was like perfect, I couldn't have said it better myself"...Jordan says she was waiting on Jeff to say she said something wrong...Jeff says "no way, you said it probably better than I would of"...Jordan told Cassi she thinks it's not strategic but personal why the others want her out...Jeff thinks so too...Cassi told Jordan that has happened to her before with girls...Jeff repeats if the situation was flipped they'd be in Cassi's shoes, it's way too early to pull the plug on things (the vets alliance)...Jordan told Cassi she has to stick with her group...Jeff says Jordan said the right things...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom...Jordan worries that drama might happen now, she feels so bad, she feels like she's the mean person...Jeff says she's not, would she rather be in charge or go home?...Jordan gets quiet while Jordan is in the bathroom and then notices Rachel is coming up to the HOH...they start chatting about Cassi, Jeff comes out and lays back on the bed...Jordan explains to Rachel what she explained to Jeff while Jeff just adoringly looks at Jordan… JeJo talk while waiting for Dom 3:25 - 3:32 PM Rachel & JeJo have been talking game for a little bit...JeJo tell Rachel to tell Dom to come up there and talk...Rachel leaves saying she will...as soon as she leaves Jordan says "I guarantee you Porsche told her"...Jeff says "yeah for sure, 100 percent"...Jeff, referring to Rachel saying that they have to get out Dom because Brendon said that he didn't think JeJo could beat him, says "get out Dominic because we can't beat him? Relax! take it easy over there" LOL Jordan laughs..."he won one competition all of a sudden we suck at everything? first of all you losers (Brenchel) didn't win anything and you (Jordan) won the fu**ing show so I'll tell you how it fu**ing goes" Jordan says "well I mean, I do kinda suck at competitions, you're really good"...agitated Jeff says "well it's not all fu**ing competitions obviously, you won this game so she shouldn't tell you how to play anything...get rid of Dominic cuz we can't beat 'em...tsk...listen, how about we get rid of you and you can go beat off"...they laugh Jordan says that (what Rachel said) was kind of a stab in the heart, she giggles...Jeff asks to who?...Jordan says "to us! that was a little jab"...Jeff says "yeah, what are we losers?"...Jordan says Rachel is just getting cocky...Jeff says Rachel is not even gonna be there until the final 6 (wrong!)...Jeff says he wants to feel Dom out and ask what's going to happen if he wins and Lawon/Kalia win the POV...Jordan says it would be nervewracking...Jeff gets distracted by the tea he's drinking that Jordan got for HOH, he says it's the best, he wants to take a bath in it Jordan says she bets Rachel was thinking she flipped and that's why she came up there...Jeff agrees...Jeff then gets distracted by one of Jordan's HOH pictures...Jeff points and says "this guy what's his name?"(LOL)...Jordan says Blake...Jeff says he looks superimposed onto the picture...Jordan agrees...BB tells Jeff to put on his mic twice...Jordan says she has to work out today...BB tells Dom to put on his mic...Jeff says they're zinging everybody...Jeff and Jordan notice Dom and Rachel talking on the spyscreen and poke fun at their sibling relationship ...Jordan says Brenchel are thinking ahead...Jeff says way too far ahead, they think it's them two in F2, they're setting up jury? are they for real? they're not even in the jury stage yet, Jeff could care less who is in jury if he makes it to F2, he doesn't care about setting up jury...Jordan says you can't really think about that...they wonder what Dom & Rachel are talking about...Jeff says Porsche, that little rat, told Rachel for sure...Jordan says they can tell because of Cassi's mood...Jordan wishes she could do something dramatic...Jeff says if it was a couple more weeks in, he'd say do it, he'd stand by Jordan let her pull the trigger and keep her but there's only two people gone...Jeff says as long as they stay calm, people will gun for Rachel...Jordan says Shelly already wants to and so does Kalia... Jeff looks at the spyscreen again and says "what's up with this kid?" LOL Jeff wants to see where Dom's at because Brenchel think they're running the Dom show when Dani was the one who set the whole thing up...Jordan suggests Jeff hang out with Cassi to make her feel better...Jeff giggles and says it's sad...Jeff says he will say something to her though...they watch the spyscreen and finally see that Dom is coming up...Jeff says "should I choke him when he comes in?"...Jordan says "choke him?"...Jeff gets in position... JeJo & Dom game talk 3:33 - 3:46 PM Dom comes upstairs to talk game with Jeff and Jordan...he knocks on the door, Jeff hides behind it...Jordan tells him to come in, he does and Jeff choke holds him LOL Dom yells "shanked!" and Jeff laughs saying he didn't even get a good grip...Dom sits down and they discuss game for over 10 minutes (pretty much a bs feeling out session in which neither party fully commits to anything...) As Dom leaves Jeff says "if you wanna come up here and listen to the CD or drown yourself feel free" ...Dom leaves saying "alright, thanks buddy, I hope your trip and break your two front teeth" Get to the jury house love 3:46 - 3:47 PM Dom has just left the HOH room after having a game talk with Jeff and Jordan...Jordan says "we gotta trust somebody"...Jeff says he doesn't really know where Dom's at with B&R so whatever...Jordan says Cassi told her to stick with Dom...Jeff says "I mean, I just want to get to the jury house love ♥ and then we can start cutting deals" Jordan says if they wait until final 6 that's too late to get rid of B&R...Jeff says not the final 6, the final 10, the jury...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Jordan & Shelley - after the show chat 3:54 - 3:58 PM Feeds switch to Jordan and Shelly who are talking outside on the couches...they are talking about how they (J&J) feel bad for Cassi...Shelly says it hurts her too...Jordan says she plays with her emotions unlike some other people...Shelly says she cried too yesterday...Jordan says she kept avoiding doing it...Shelly told her husband that the biggest downfall for her in this game would be that she gets emotional, she genuinely cares about people, she genuinely loves she got to meet Jeff & Jordan, it's neat to see they're the same people in real life, she genuinely wants Jeff and Jordan to succeed in life...Jordan says aww, thank you...Shelly says Jeff and Jordan are just starting together on their journey. Jordan says that after BB, they have to decide where they're going, if she's going to be staying home doing that or if it's going to work or whatever...Shelly says they HAVE to stay together 🙄 Jordan says they have to figure all that stuff out, what they're gonna do...Shelly says they're going to do it together regardless right?...Jordan says yeah, if she moves there or he moves towards her, if something happens, you know, she hopes it doesn't but they'll see if they can work together and make it work...Shelly asks what does she want to do ultimately?...Jordan says she wants to finish school...Shelly asks if she's doing dental?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Shelly asks how far?...Jordan says she has to be accepted into the program first...Shelly asks how long?...Jordan says a year...Jordan says Jeff was leaning towards living in LA but she doesn't want to just live there because it's so different, she doesn't want to just wait tables...Shelly says Jordan has so much potential, they need to do what they want to do, watching them on TV outside of BB, they have a lot of options... Jordan changes the subject back to game... Twitter talk 4:47 - 4:53 PM Jordan is working out...Jeff is as well but is resting on the patio talking to the other HG's...they are talking about Twitter...Adam says he doesn't have Twitter but stalks other people's Twitter...Dom doesn't understand how that can be...Jeff starts in saying "fake Twitter account! faker! you're the d-bag that always talks shit to me" LOL Adam explains you don't need an account to look up people on Twitter...Jeff says yeah you do...Adam and Shelly say you don't...Adam says you just type in the person's name in the search box...Shelly says it's creepin on Twitter, Facebook...Jeff says it's creepy, that's real creepshow...Dom asks what's his beef against Twitter?...Adam says he has Facebook already...Dom say you can link them up...Jeff says they're getting Yankees tickets (a bet?)...Jeff says Adam won't eventually get it, he'll get it 2 days after getting out of there(he was SO right! ) Adam says he'll sign up as soon as they walk out the door...Shelly says you can do it on your phone...Adam says when he gets his HOH blog he'll create it that day (umm no lol)...Porsche comes over saying cookies are done...Dom asks what Jordan is going to tweet about this week?...Jeff says "oh yeah I didn't even think about that"...Jeff yells over to Jordan "hey! are you going to write about how you work out with sunglasses when you tweet later?" LOL He asks again and it's hard to hear her response...Dom asks Jordan if she's going to tweet about how her and her boyfriend wear matching outfits when they work out?...Jeff giggles saying he noticed that too...Jordan says she didn't know they tweet now...Jeff says "you did that last time too remember?"...Jordan, in a pissy voice, says "no I didn't tweet"...Jeff explains what she did...Jordan says "that was a tweet?"...Adam who is wrong says no, it's a blog...Jeff is confused lol...Jordan says no, it wasn't twitter, that wasn't even popular then (Jordan seems to have forgotten a LOT about BB11 LOL, twitter, the halfway party, how she fell in love with Jeff 😉) Jeff looks over and says "what?"...Porsche tells Jeff what she said...Jeff says they didn't even know what Twitter was then...Dom says she's over Jeff, she's done...Jordan, again with attitude, says "nothing"...Jeff looks down and gets quiet... Dom, taking advantage as usual, says he can't picture Jordan getting mad at anyone but Jeff, that's what's weird...Jeff says it sucks, she gets mad at everybody else and then yells at him for nothing...Dom says that's awesome...they keep continue talking about Twitter and other online social media until the feeds switch... JeJo workout cuteness overload 4:57 - 5:08 PM Jeff is going to start working out, Jordan is already working out...Jeff walks over to Jordan and says "Ello love ♥ !", he then says she's always looking down...Jordan says she's bored...Jeff starts goofing around, obviously being a little playful... Jordan says they are both wearing all black...Jeff says he knows, they look like idiots...Jordan says she didn't think about that, they're trying to be like B&R...Jeff says "no, we're gross" LOL! Jeff tells Shelly they didn't dress the same on purpose...Shelly thinks it's cute...Jeff says it's gross...Jordan says he hates me...Jeff sits on Jordan and pins her down...Jordan laughs and tries to escape, no luck...palm trees Feeds return before the 4:59pm mark...Jeff and Jordan are looking at a big crow and start talking about a scary movie...Jordan can't think of the title and neither can they...Adam needs more to help her out...Jeff says "The Crow?" LOL Jordan says she sees it on Sci-Fi channel, she doesn't know and lays back down...Jeff can't remember what he's supposed to be working out...Jordan is doing abs...Jeff asks Jordan to help him calling out "hey love ♥ "...Jordan helps Jeff put a heavy weight on the bar...Jeff starts bench pressing...Jordan is doing these... and Jeff giggles saying that those are his favorite exercises...Jordan explains what they are saying they're pilates, good for your abs, Jeff hates them LOL Jordan did them in high school aerobics and she hated them...she continues doing abs and Jeff sits down across from Jordan...Jeff asks how to do them?...Jordan shows Jeff how but he's not thinking it's doing much...Jeff says "let's do bicycles" Awww Jeff stops and says "get outta here"...Jordan hugs and squeezes Jeff ♥ Adam says "aww"...Jeff says "with our outfits, get outta here, it's too corny"...Jordan pulls Jeff's arm and says "gimme a hug"...Jordan asks what's corny?...Jeff says "us and our outfits"...Jordan hugs Jeff again... Adam if he should leave them alone?...Jordan says no!...Jeff says so they can "do it" back there?...Jordan blows a fart on Jeff's arm...Jeff says "did you notice the hammock's gone?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says they broke it, it's gone...Jordan says they didn't get on it much...Jeff says now that it's gone he wants to go on it...Jordan says they used it when they were losers...Jeff slaps Jordan's legs...they talk about the shoes they got, they need to wash theirs tonight...Jordan playfully slaps Jeff one last time and he gets up to continue pressing... What is Jeff bench pressing 5:08 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jeff is bench pressing...Jordan asks Jeff "how much weight is that?"...Jeff says 205...Jordan says "you can bench press 205?"...Jeff says "that's what that is"...Jordan says "wow, that's good"...Jeff says "so that's about what you weigh" Jordan's jaw drops LOL Jeff laughs and says "noooo love ♥ come here"...Jordan says "no, you stay away from me"...Jeff says "come here"...Jordan says "stay away"...she continues working out while Jeff rests… JeJo playful in the BY 5:09 PM Jordan continues working out while Jeff rests on the weight bench...Jeff occasionally watches Jordan...Jeff bench presses again and stops...Jeff asks Jordan if Dani taught her those (exercises)?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff giggles at the mask Cassi has on...Jordan asks her where she got it from?...Cassi tells them...Jordan says Jeff wants to do a mask with her...Jeff says no!...Cassi says to go put it on...Jordan says Jeff likes to do that stuff...Jeff says "no, I don't, it's gross"...Cassi giggles...Adam says if Jeff does it, he'll do it...Jeff says he's not doing it now, later...Cassi says it feels and smells good. Jeff asks why Jordan doesn't want to do one? why can't they do it later and bleach their teeth?...Jordan says she does need to bleach her teeth...Jeff says then they'll do a mask and not tell anybody LOL Jordan says everyone's going to see it...Jeff lunges for Jordan, grabs her and wrestles her to the ground He pins her down, they laugh...Jordan says "that tickles!" and she chops his leg...Jeff pins her down again, tickling her… Jordan cracks up...Adam asks if they want them to leave them alone?...Jeff keeps at it and drags Jordan over by one leg...Jordan tries to hit Jeff… Jeff lets up saying "alright, stop fooling around"...Jordan says that tickled so badly...Jeff warns Jordan to watch out (she was stepping backwards towards the pool)...Jeff says that would be the best You’re watching me! 5:13 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished their tickle session and go back to working out...Jeff who is sitting on the weight bench says "why'd you switch from over there to over here?"...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff says "huh?"...Jordan says it's because he was over there watching her...Jeff says "you don't like when I watch you? alright"...Jeff looks down...2 seconds later he's watching her LOL… Jordan says "you're watching me!" ...Jeff says "I'm not"...Cassi says "you are"...Jeff laughs...Cassi and Jordan start talking about makeup… Workout wind down 6 - 6:03 PM Jordan gets off the elliptical and heads over to Jeff who is doing abs...Jeff asks her "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing, she's done, she goes over who is doing what in the house...Cassi comes out and Jordan asks if her face feels better?...Jeff says he loves it...Jordan knows, they should do their faces... Jeff says for sure and their teeth...Jordan thinks the mask is Lawon's...Jordan complains that everyone leaves everything everywhere...Jeff says that's what he means, she cleans up after everyone and then they never learn to do it themselves...Jeff says it's so nice out there once the sun goes away...Jordan says it is...Jeff says there's 2 cups underneath the bed...Jordan says she'll get them...Jeff says she's not the maid and Shelly cleans everything too...Jordan bends over to get the cups and Jeff says her butt looks funny because of her bathing suit under her pants, it looks bulky...Jordan says like fat?...Jeff says like bulky...Jordan goes inside… Shower testing 6:07 - 6:12 PM Jeff has come inside after working out, has some banter with Adam and then heads upstairs...Jeff walks in and says to Jordan "hey bitches" but realizes he can't say it because there's only one bitch in here and that's you biatch...Jordan gives Jeff a look LOL...Jeff says she looks gangster...Jordan says he better watch his mouth...Jeff says "you better watch it"...Jeff starts singing/rapping while organizing his drawers...Jeff asks Jordan "what you doing?"...they talk about how they hardly have any clothes up there, they don't feel like moving it all back downstairs soon...Jeff chooses some jeans and a shirt, he doesn't care. Jordan asks if Jeff is going to shower?...Jeff says yes and her?...Jordan says to go ahead she's not going to...Jeff says "I was going to say you could go love ♥ "...Jordan says she's not going to...Jeff says gross...Jordan knows, it will make her even nastier...Jeff says she better go in the hot tub tonight, something...Jordan says she's going to shower tonight, just not right now...Jeff says he likes taking one before sleep, it feels yummy he loves that shower...Jeff asks if Jordan puts on both of them?...Jordan says no, you do?...Jeff says no, but he wants to...giggle...Jordan says she feels like they can see...Jeff doesn't think so especially with the towels there, they did it without this thing last time (good point) Jordan says she feels if she's sideways you can see the outline...Jeff wants to test it out...Jordan sits on the edge of the tub while Jeff goes into the stall...they giggle...Jeff puts the water on...Jordan giggles again and says OMG...LOL!...she says she can see the outline of his butt cheeks...Jeff exaggerates his butt cheeks...Jordan says "Jayeff!"...Jeff asks if she can see?...Jordan says yes, you can (add this one to the things she forgot about BB11...2 years ago she saw the exact same thing & didn't worry about it then LOL) Jordan says that it's better if he's not too close to the door...Jeff throws his shorts over the door and they knock over the fake plant Jeff asks how about now?...Jordan says no, she can't see...Jordan gets him to move to the frosted part, she says you can't see that even sideways...Jeff tries to show his package...Jordan scolds him "Jeff"...Jeff says he covered it with his hand...Jordan says only up close you can see...Jeff says as long as he's back you can't see...Jordan says yes she needs to stand on that side. Kitchen butt pinch & slap/kiss 6:27 PM Jordan, Lawon and Kalia are chatting about random stuff...Lawon has his face mask on LOL...Jordan says they should go up in her HOH room tonight, shut off the lights and tell ghost stories...Kalia's not so sure, she doesn't like scary movies...feeds switch to Cassi in the bathroom and return shortly after...back to scary stories talk with Kalia...Jordan, has been eating dinner, she finishes up...Jeff walks in from the SR doing his ghetto walk ...Jordan is standing by the sink...Jeff pinches her butt… Jordan oww's and says geez...Lawon giggles saying "stupid"...Jeff laughs...Jeff then takes the red cutting board and slaps Jordan's butt with it...Jordan says "Jeff"...Jeff says Jordan is getting so frustrated with him...as Jordan puts some pans away Jeff pokes her neck with the butt end of his knife LOL Jordan starts to walk away but Jeff says "love ♥ you hate me?"...Jordan nuh uh's and Jeff kisses Jordan on the cheek… What’s up boo 6:39 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen chatting with Lawon and Kalia...Jeff says to Jordan "what's up boo?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jordan wants Jeff to tell her when they're done because she wants to do their masks and bleach their teeth...Jeff says they're going to do that later tonight, maybe they'll get some wine...Jordan says then she'll wait to shower until after...Jeff says no, shower now while he cooks, she'll feel good, then they'll get some wine, relax and then they'll do "it"... Jordan says "what? I'm just kidding"...she goes into the HOH with Kalia Donavon & Vit Tan Don 7:28 - 7:37 PM Random chit chat is going on in the kitchen...Jeff is eating his dinner...Jeff and Adam are talking about movies and actors that are ripped in movies...Jordan is cleaning up...Dom joins in on the movie talk...Jeff says to Jordan "love ♥ you gotta see Donavon"...Jordan says "your Donavon?"...Jeff says he lost 35/40 lbs...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says he told Jordan, he went there...Jordan asks why he did lose so much weight?...Jeff tells Lawon he's doing a movie, he plays a crackhead, he shot the beginning part already, now he's about to film the crackhead part and he wanted to lose a ton of weight, he lost more than 40 lbs (yikes!)...Jeff says when he saw them he was like "dude, who the f**k are you!?"...he's already a smaller guy than Jeff to start with and now he has no fat, he eats an apple and piece of fish every day, it's gross. Dom, who is in the bathroom, asks what about Vit Tan Don?...Jeff says he's like 95 lbs, he's small...Dom says this is who he compares him too?...Jeff says no, his personality and mannerisms, Jordan compares Dom to VTD, not him, there's only one VTD Jeff asks Lawon if he likes the food?...Lawon does...Jeff asks "is it all gone love ♥ ? " ...Jordan says it's not...Jeff asks Jordan if she's washing his pan, thank you...Jeff is happy he worked out, Lawon too...Jordan says he tried Jeff's sweet tea, omg, it was so good...Jeff says "see" Jeff says he's full, he took extra because he thought everyone was going to eat it...Jordan keeps cleaning...Kalia walks in wondering where her pink headband is...Jeff asks if Jordan found her bra, she should go look...Jordan says she has to shower...Jeff says "clean your butthole" LOL! Jordan gives him a look while Lawon mumbles "omg" haha Jeff says "gross"...Jordan shakes her head...Jeff says "Jayeff!"...Jordan tells Jeff to hurry up and finish so she can wash his plate and can shower...Jeff says he can wash it but since he's almost done she can wash it...Jordan says "since he cooked it"...Jeff says she didn't even want it...Jordan says she told him she was going to fix a tomato sandwich and to fix the pasta tomorrow...Jeff says it was good...Jordan says she ate a little, she can save some for tomorrow...Jeff says "you wanna take a little bit of it in the shower with you?" LOL Jeff chats with Kalia then gets something more to drink...Jordan finishes up...Jordan says thanks...Jeff says thanks for doing the dishes, he's so full...Jordan and Jeff walk towards the LR, he asks her "where ya going? to look for your bra?"...Jordan says yes and look for her clothes...they go off camera... Ignoring me banter 10:13 - 10:15 PM Jordan is sitting on the couches talking to Shelly and Lawon...Jeff comes outside...she calls over "JEFF!"...Jeff says "what? come here"...Jordan says "you're ignoring me tonight"...Jeff says he's not ignoring her, what's she talking about? he's been with her all day, he doesn't leave there...Lawon says "uh oh" LOL!...Jordan giggles...Lawon giggles saying he loves it...Shelly says they're so cute...Jordan gets up whispering that Jeff gets so mad...Jeff says "I know what's going on? what do you want me to say?", he says they're going to talk about it and then talk about it some more in bed for 4 hours...Jordan says she wasn't going to talk about it, she wanted to come and say hey...Shelly says that Jordan just wanted to hug Jeff and say I love you...Jordan says yeah, she felt distant tonight... Jeff says her scapegoat is saying she hasn't talked to Jeff so she gets away from the situation and then brings him into it...they start talking about how she handled the Cassi situation, Shelly says she handled it quite nicely...Jeff says he thinks so too, he loves it and agrees 100% with her, he couldn't be more proud... Shelly says that's what she likes to hear, when they get married, they need to tell her because she has the kickest ass gift for them, just call her and tell her they're getting married that's all...Jeff says "what is it? machetes?" Jordan sunshine 10:15 - 10:16 PM Adam and Shelly are chatting with Jeff and Jordan...Jordan randomly says that her underwear tonight says "Take a Chill Pill" and has pills all over it...Adam gives Jordan a look and Jeff cracks up!...Adam wonders if that is for his benefit...Jeff says no, they're just random thoughts by Jordan LOL Shelly says Jordan has to be the most adorable person she's ever met in her life and she doesn't blow sunshine up anybody's butt but she is, Jordan is a doll...Lawon says that Jordan is like a ray of sunshine...Jeff says "you should have seen sunshine last night" LOL Jordan says why? she wasn't grumpy (liar lol)...Jeff says she was grumpy sunshine Jordan says "why? when?"...Jordan says to the others "he thinks I'm grumpy all the time"...Jeff calls Jordan out on it and asks if she was perfectly normal last night?...Jordan says she thought she was fine, they talked...Jeff says not when they went to bed...Jordan says earlier when she was taking a bath?...Jeff says nevermind, let's get back to sunshine 😁 Jordan starts explaining what happened the night before semi admitting that she was grumpy/anti-social and the feeds switch... Jellybean hug and rub 11:18 - 11:19 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen counter, she's about to do her nails...Jeff comes inside, walks by Jordan then turns back and rubs her side, they hug... Jordan rubs Jeff's back...Jordan shows off her jellybean house...Dom asks why her walls are staggered like that...Jeff says the bricks are vertical and horizontal (bugging her about the POV comp)...Jordan says "shut up Jeff!"...Jeff mumbles that Jordan can't take a joke...Jeff goes around the other side and they joke around about jellybeans… Painting nails poke 11:27 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen counter doing her nails...Jeff comes into the kitchen from the bathroom and pokes Jordan on her sides, she jumps...Jeff peeks around and says "sorry love ♥ I didn't know you were painting your nails" Jeff to the rescue/Dr Phil 11:49 - 11:51 PM Jeff thought she was making anotJordan and Kalia are talking up in the HOH room (for a long time! lol) they are discussing the Porsche, Cassi, Rachel situation...Jordan says she told Rachel what she needed to hear...they agree that Rachel isn't a bad person, she tries to come off looking cute and ditzy but it doesn't work for her, it comes off as annoying and not smart...Jordan says that she told Rachel she's too competitive and always has to win, sometimes she's going to lose...Kalia says not just in this game but in arguments and discussions...Jordan says Rachel told her she has lots of pretty girlfriends, she's not intimidated by girls...Jordan isn't so sure she believes her Jordan then says that Jeff came upstairs to ask if everything was ok because he might have thought that Rachel was trying to start something with her "and you know Jeff he's like really"...Kalia says "runs to your defense"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, all the time which is good" Kalia says Rachel should back down...Jordan says "I felt like Dr. Phil" LOL "omg I'm a therapist right now" ... her house...Jeff goes outside... Jeff thought she was making another house...Jeff goes outside...

July 19 Perfect for each other 12:02 - 12:29 AM The HG's in the kitchen start playing f**k, marry, kill using the different HG's names...they ask Jeff to play...he refuses (out of respect for Jordan ) ...Dani pleads with him to play it rolls eyes...Jeff says no and won't budge...they ask again...he won't...they ask why?...Adam says "it's weird?"...Jeff says yeah... Jeff asks "where's Jordan anyway?"...she's in the hammock by herself...Jeff opens the sliding glass door and yells "Johrdann!"...Jordan says she's relaxing...Jeff says "relaxi taxi?"...Jeff walks back inside... Cut to later in the purple room where the HG's are still playing the game...Jordan comes in the room just after the 12:25am mark and joins them...of course Dom asks Jordan to play rolls eyes...Jordan doesn't get it...they explain and say Adam, Brendon, Lawon...Jordan says those are my options? and just like Jeff she says no, she refuses...Dom says that Jeff was acting the exact same way...then Adam says "and that's why they're perfect for each other" ♥ Jeff joins the group shortly after... More tense bored hammock time 12:11 - 12:17 AM Jeff has been inside in the kitchen listening in on the f**k, marry, kill game the other HG's are playing, he finally leaves and goes outside...Jeff walks over to the hammock where Jordan is and says "what you doing love ♥ ? "..Jordan says "nothing"...feeds go off of them for a little bit and then switch back... Cam 1/2 Jeff asks if Jordan is going to get in her HOH robe?...Jordan giggles and says no...they banter about who should put it on...Jeff asks where Shelly is?...Jordan says she's listening to her music...they talk about a bullfrog fart...Jeff asks if Jordan is pooped?...Jordan says no, she's just bored...they talk about Shelly, how they need to feel her in, she told Shelly Rachel is acting weird and Shelly told her they'll get them. Jordan says she's so bored here, she doesn't know why but it feels harder than last time, maybe because she didn't know what to expect and everyone was mean to them and she didn't really know Jeff so they were always hanging out...Jeff visibly gets moody after that comment and says they always hang out anyway...Jordan says she knows but she's just bohred...Jeff says "what do you want me to do? juggle?"... Jeff says "come talk to people and you don't get bohred"...Jordan says she talks to people all the time, what is he talking about?...Jeff says "well sitting by yourself is"...Jordan says it's nighttime...Jeff says ok...Jordan says she talked to Kalia and Cassi tonight, Dani a little bit...Jordan changes the subject, she talks about laundry...Jeff says 2 more loads?...Jordan says the bathing suits need to be washed separately and then she'll put them out in the sun to dry...Jeff says ok. Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff?...Jeff says nothing, can't he just be quiet without there being something wrong?...Jordan says ok...Jeff says for him, can't he just be quiet?...Jeff exhales loudly and turns his face the other way...palm trees, more silence and feeds switch... Jordan’s cleaning because she’s bored 1:06 AM Jordan has been in the BY cleaning up and organizing...Jeff opens the sliding glass door and says "love ♥ what are you doing? cleaning everything cuz you're bored?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "I knew it"...Jordan says "Cassi told her to not go in there cuz they're throwing pillows"...Jeff says "good idea"...Jeff asks Shelly for a smoke and he sits down to have one… Jordan’s mad the dishes aren’t being done 1:14 - 1:17 AM Jeff is sitting on the couches with Adam, Shelly and Cassi (the smokers)...Jordan comes out and Jeff says "you just do not know what to do with yourself"...Jordan says she's doing laundry...Jeff asks how many minutes are left?...Jordan says 27...Jeff says in a half hour they'll switch it and fold one...Jordan comes over and sits down next to Jeff...they talk about the next live show...Jeff thinks it's stupid what they're thinking of doing (the weird hand gestures)...Jordan asks if they finished the tournament?...Jeff says no, they just didn't play. Jordan suddenly says that she knows she's not supposed to say this and it sounds so bad buttttt she just went in there and did more dishes, she doesn't understand...Shelly doesn't either...Jeff as well...Jordan says there's always dishes in the sink...Lawon asks if she just did more?...Jordan says yeah, if you do a little now then later they want amount to much... Jeff says that's why there are dishes, they get done just like the chairs just like everything else...Jordan says when you're done with your food just clean up after yourself...Adam says Jeff and him had this conversation...everyone bitches about that...Jeff says he washes his shit...Jordan says she gets so mad...Jeff says when he cooks, Jordan cleans, that's their deal...Shelly says it's the same for her and Tony...palm trees... Jeff tries to get Jordan upstairs to no avail 2:27 - 2:34 AM Jordan and Cassi are out in the BY talking on the couches...Jeff comes out and says "what are you doing love?" ♥ Jordan asks if he wants to come out there?...Jeff says "you wanna? or you wanna go upstairs?"...Jeff joins them...Jordan continues talking about Rachel and Jeff at the same time says that it smells like fishing...that catches Cassi's attention, she ignores Jordan and says fishing? Jeff says it smells like the dew, it smells fresh...Cassi says she did that on her intro video...Dom comes out and asks if Jordan has scary stories to tell...Jeff says yeah, let's go upstairs and tell scary stories...Jordan says she doesn't have any scary stories, she was just saying for them all to go up in the HOH at night cuz it's dark in there...Dom says that Jordan's boyfriend has one...Jeff laughs, he doesn't really...they start talking about the scary walk that Cassie does...Kalia comes out and says Jordan should have been in the room with them...while the others discuss Jeff and Jordan talk about the laundry...Jordan tells Jeff she already finished some up...Jeff says "you did?...cutie" Cassi then proceeds to tell the really boring fishing story of her intro yawn and then she tells the boring story of how she was discovered for BB yawn...Jordan and Cassi realize they were found by the same woman...feeds go on and off because they're talking about casting...they talk about the intros again...Jordan says it's so cheesy...Jeff who is clearly bored (can't blame him ) gets up and leaves saying "keep talking about it" (knowing you shouldn't be)...Jordan says this stuff is already aired, they can talk about it...Jeff goes over to the laundry area… Jordan feels Jeff is gripy but he’s not 2:34 AM Jeff is over by the laundry area after leaving where Cassi & Jordan are...Jordan says "you're gripy!"...Jeff says "I'm not! I don't know why you keep saying that"...Jordan says she feels like Jeff is gripy...Jeff asks what she wants him to do? juggle all the time around her, she's talking, what does she want him to do?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "exactly just relax, I don't know what you're talking about"...Jordan says ok...Jeff chuckles and walks inside… Jejo no PDA 2:35 AM After Jeff goes inside Cassi tells Jordan that Shelly was saying how gross Brenchel are...Jordan says Rachel has to let it be known how much she loves him...Cassi says Shelly asked why she always has to sit on him all the time?...Jordan says that Jeff would be like, listen, it's over...Cassi says that one time Rachel leaned in for a kiss and Brendon denied her, she's like a puppy dog that gets kicked and comes back for more. Cassi says her and Lee were like Jeff and Jordan...Jordan says nobody wants to see that, do that in your private time...Cassi gives another example of the PDA...Jordan says that her and Jeff have always been that way, they don't like that stuff, it's gross, well not gross but...Cassi says when you're not like that, when you do get intimate and affectionate then it gives you (butterflies)...Jordan says yeah...Cassi starts talking about Lee and palm trees... Talk before sleep Jordan finally comes to bed 3:13 - 3:32 AM Jordan after a looooong talk with Cassi finally comes to bed...the feeds switch to the HOH room just after the 3:13am mark...Jeff is in bed...Jordan gets in saying she folded up the other half of their clothes...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says she didn't know Jeff was up there sleeping...Jeff thought she was up there, he listened to music and fell asleep...Jeff moves over to touch Jordan...Jordan says it's cold in there...Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says nothing...then she says that Cassi was asking her if she should campaign for votes and she didn't want to tell her no but they were talking about other stuff...Jeff gets up and sighs, he asks why he's so fu**ing tired...Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jeff comes back and sighs again...Jeff says she can shut off the spyscreen...palm trees for a few minutes they return just before the 3:20am mark Jordan is saying she feels like Jeff is mad at her because of that (?)...Jordan says she wishes she hadn't listened to them, put up Shelly/Cassi first, Dom might have not played in the veto and then put up Dom...Jordan says she's just, I don't know...Jeff wishes Cassi was sticking around just because it's more ammo for them but what he wishes was happening was that he tried harder on that veto and Dom was going home...Jeff wonders where this big brother/little sister thing coming from...Jordan says now Rachel is all buddy, buddy with him...Jordan says that Jeff should win HOH and put up Kalia/Lawon and backdoor Dom...they marinate over that... Jordan says she just hopes Dom isn't totally with them because they have Dani/Dom and them two have Porsche...Jordan says either way they would have been mad...Jeff says what he doesn't like is that they got their way but hopefully they're still on the same team...Jordan asks if Jeff has anything for her?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says the hammock out there is peaceful...Jordan says "my dad's not cleared for the..." palm trees just until before the 3:25am mark... Jordan asks if Jeff is going to bed?...Jeff says nooo...Jeff says maybe they're acting weird and nervous because they know they can flip the votes on them and keep Cassi...Jordan says that's true, we're just being paranoid...Jordan moves over to Jeff...Jeff says "yeah I think we are love ♥ ...gimme a kiss"...they kiss...Jeff puts his head towards Jordan and says "I'm poopy love ♥ "...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... Jordan says she was telling Cassi, does this sound bad, "you know when they're all in that purple room and they're playing that game I just can't sit in there and listen to that, I think it's stupid"...Jeff says it is stupid...Jordan says the f**k, marry, kill thing with people in the house, celebrities are ok but with people in the house sitting right there, it's stupid...Jeff says he didn't answer either, he's like I'm not telling, why would you say that? to get into trouble...Jordan says exactly, Cassi said that they did it to her the other night and it was so awkward putting Brendon's name in it with Rachel sitting right there...Jeff says that was today...Jordan thought it was last night, yeah it's just awkward... Jordan says sometimes it's hard to sit there and fake laugh when things aren't funny...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan stops rubbing and Jeff says "keep going"...Jordan asks if Jeff is feeling sick?...Jeff says why is he warm?...Jordan says Jeff's forehead is warm but not his cheeks...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's awfully sleepy...Jordan asks if he feels like it?...Jeff says he's just lethargic, no energy... Jordan says since Jeff is going to bed early (early? lol) he'll feel better because there's nothing to do...Jeff says he hopes so but it's not early...Jordan feels so pale, doesn't he feel like last time they were so tan?...Jordan says alright goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight love ♥ , I'm sorry I'm tired"...they kiss again... They turn to their sides and says she can't get Jeff's battery today...Jeff says she only got it once for him...Jordan says didn't she get it today?...Jeff says no, he did, she got it for him once...Jordan says oh, I thought, oh well...Jordan plays footsie with Jeff's leg and then says "love you"...Jeff says "love you"...sleep... Jeff is feeling sick Part 1 11:25 - 11:30 AM Feeds switch to the HOH room where Jeff is feeding the fish...he finishes up doing that and literally falls into bed...Jordan comes out of the bathroom in her cute bathing suit and asks if Jeff is laying out?...Jeff says it's early, if they go from 1 to 2, they'll have enough. Jeff says "what's up? I hope I'm not getting sick"...Jordan says yeah, he seems like he is...Jeff says he knows...Jordan wanders around the room(s) doing stuff...Jeff is laying in bed looking like a mummy LOL Jordan says goodnight and starts to head out and Jeff says "hey love ♥ tell them in the DR that you want new batteries"...Jordan asks if they're dying?...Jeff says the remote isn't working...Jordan says she'll ask next time she's called in...Jeff say they can't creep on people . Jeff says goodnight and wraps himself up to sleep...Jordan leaves... Jeff is feeling sick Part 2 1:30 - 1:35 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the HOH room...Jeff is still in bed...they have a little game talk...Jordan says Cassi said she was going to start talking to people, Brenchel is fighting, people are getting aggravated by them...Jeff is sick ...they are quiet while Jordan uses the bathroom...Jeff asks Jordan where she's going?...Jordan says outside...Jordan says "smile"...Jeff says "I think I'm getting sick"...Jordan says "you feel cold chills in you?"...Jeff says what's with this lazy bs...Jordan says Jeff should just lay down and rest all day, it might make him feel better...Jordan gives Jeff some fruit snacks...Jeff wants to change the channel (remote's not working)...Jordan says she'll go to the DR...Jeff asks if they ever called her back?...Jordan says no...Jordan says alright and gives Jeff a kiss on the forehead Jordan leaves the HOH room… Jordan was gojng to bring Jeff lunch 2:19 PM Jordan is downstairs at the table making a plate for Jeff...Jeff comes out of the HOH room...Jordan yells up "Jeff I was making you this"... Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says a pita...Dom asks "what's up Jeff? you alright buddy?"...Jeff says yeah, yeah...Jordan says "you want it?"...Jeff says no ...Porsche says she just worked so hard on it too...Jeff walks by...Jordan says she already ate, she was just going to bring it up to him...Jeff says "thank you though"... Jordan & Dom talk (long) 4:19 - 5:05 PM Jordan and Dom start chatting by the pool...they have a long talk about dating, relationships and Jeff amongst other things... Dom asks how Jordan is when she's hit on? Jordan says she doesn't really get hit on...Dom asks even before Jeff?...Jordan says no but even if she knows off the bat she's not interested, she still talks to them cuz she feels bad. Jordan says she'll even buy the guy a drink. Jordan talks about (before Jeff) there was a young, douchey guy who was showing off in his suit, talking about being in real estate selling million $ homes, that was the 1st thing he said, no "hello, how are you?" and so she looked at him said, cool, have a good night and she walked away. LOL Jordan talks about a more recent time in the winter, she went out with some gf's and this guy said it was his b-day, she offered him a drink, he said no and then some drinks came over later from him, that was nice and instead of her ignoring him cuz she's dating Jeff, another girl was engaged...palm trees...Jordan continues to explain she'll eventually tell the guy she has a boyfriend, sometimes they'll stay and talk, sometimes they'll walk away. Dom says he doesn't really hit on girls like that, he's not a go to a bar, hit on chicks kind of guy, he's more about talking within a group to a girl, if it happens naturally, etc. Jordan says it depends on the girl (if she's into being picked up)...Jordan says her sister's bf says he won't buy a girl a drink because usually she's just using you to get free drink and then they're not thankful. Dom says he's never bought a random girl a drink, he dates friends...Jordan says that can be good, it's not weird, you feel more comfortable. Dom prods Jordan about who/what kind of guys she dated before Jeff. (surprise surprise, he was always doing this) Jordan says she didn't really date, there was one person...palm trees...Jordan says she's so picky, she's weird, if she feels like a guy is being too pushy it grosses her out or if the guy is a show off she doesn't like that. Jordan says the 2 guys she dated before Jeff were complete opposites of Jeff...Dom says in what way?...Jordan says looks, how they dress, how they act, everything...she doesn't have a type but she likes guys with dark hair, darker skin over blonds, someone like David Beckham is fine though (no kidding lol) Jordan says overall that is her type. Dom says Jeff has good style though, he doesn't try too hard...Jordan says "just like a goober" (I have never liked Jordan calling him that but that's just me)...Dom agrees. Jordan downplays the relationship/attraction in the BB11 house yet again 🙄...she says that it wasn't like they were all, you're so hot, etc, they were more like whatever, it was more their personalities and then they both got cuter to each other because Jeff likes the opposite looking types of her (Ugh what a hangup...) Dom asks if they would've gotten together if they met outside this house or through mutual friends?...Jordan says if it was through friends yes because they think the same way but if it was at a bar, they would've probably just gotten drunk together, had fun and gone their own way but she doesn't know, she doesn't think about that stuff...what got her in the house was she thought he was cute but it was him being sweet and so nice and that made him cuter to her and NOW that they've been together a long time he's SOOO cute to her cuz she knows he has her back and he's not the type to be jealous and she isn't either because he's not the type to make her jealous, he makes her feel secure, she is content in the relationship. Jordan says people ask her if she wonders if Jeff is out there doing something (because of the LD) and she says no, never, not one time it crosses her mind, it's a good thing, if she thought that, if she couldn't trust him then she would never have continued outside the BB house. They continue talking about trust issues in relationships and how it's not attractive when you're distrustful...Dom talks about one of his experiences...Jordan says she's not saying she would never not feel that way but she wouldn't make a big scene about it...Dom says that's mature...Jordan says Jeff is a good guy, people try to test her by saying that she must know that Jeff is out there cheating (nice friends but Jordan knows it isn't true, she would sense it...Jordan says Jeff always calls her all the time, wherever he's at, half the time he's at home, they talk to each other all the time...Dom says Jeff is a goofball...Jordan says Jeff trusts her too and he's the type that if he didn't want her, he would be the type to tell her it isn't working, he wouldn't lead her on, he would be honest...Dom says that is good, he has a problem with that, he doesn't like breaking their hearts... Dom asks if Jordan wants to stay in Charlotte?...Jordan says she knows eventually she'll have to move, they have to figure out things, Chicago, LA, etc. Dom says it's a big step...Jordan says she's not doing anything without a commitment or else they'll never marry you . Jordan says they (the guy) get used to the routine and then things won't change, she thinks Jeff will eventually want it but they don't talk about marriage...Dom says it hasn't been that long...Jordan says in September it'll be 2 years...Jordan says they still have a long time, it's good Jeff is older, when she's 28 he'll be 37 and he'll probably be ready and she will too, they will figure it out, right now it's not the time to think about it... Dom feels like so old already (at 25, lol)...they talk about being 18 and their experiences then...they reminisce on how easy life was...they talk about pressures of getting married one day and how there is more pressure on the man...Jordan says a turn off for her is a guy who is lazy and doesn't work, she is a hard worker and wants the same of her man. Dom's pet peeve is if a girl is not family oriented, he doesn't want a girl who parties and doesn't like to stay home. Jordan agrees, Jeff is family oriented...Jordan says friends aren't forever but family is...they talk about the challenges of friends getting/not getting along with your bf/gf...Dom gets into a specific couple he knows...Jordan says only 2 friends knew she was coming to BB this time, it was a surprise...Jordan says her manager at work is like her 2nd mom...palm trees... Jordan talks about her manager helping out whenever he can, he's so nice and he makes you love working there, him and his wife are great people..Jordan says she thinks a lot of people will be shocked she came back to the house...Dom asks if she thought she'd ever come back?...Jordan says no, she said she never would, she was talking to her friend for 3 hours...palm trees...Jordan says then she called her grandpa, he gives her advice...palm trees....Jordan is talking about her BB experience the 1st time, the paranoia, etc, they talk about having a double eviction and strategy (or lack thereof)...they talk about the house & HG's this time...Jordan says she's glad she didn't do certain things last time that would embarass her family because certain people back home that she didn't think would watch her, did...Jordan tells Dom about live feeders, what they see and discuss...Dom wants to stop cursing...palm trees... Jordan says that her & Jeff don't get the recognition of fans/strangers that Brenchel do (suuuure! lol), maybe at the airport or something they will recognize you but it's not that bad, you get your 15 minutes of fame and then people don't care, the new cast comes and then people focus on that...Jordan laughs about how Adam thinks he'll be on Letterman, Dom agrees he's delusional LOL Jordan says if you were on AI or something, yes, people can become famous but not from BB, a lot of people think they will get famous...Dom says they're just people, they don't have talent but Brenchel seem to get a lot of attention, probably because they were the crazy couple you love to hate...Dom asks if Jordan liked Rachel before she came in the house, Jordan says no and she told her that LOL Dom told her that too, they agree she's so different, she's sweet...Jordan talks about how she had a talk with Rachel about her making catty comments about people, etc....they talk about Rachel a bit more...Dom wonders how he will be portrayed...Jordan says he's sweet, he'll be known as the funny kid, he reminds her of Vit Tan Don, they don't look alike at all but maybe it's because he is younger (compared to Jeff)... Dom asks about Dani ...they talk about Dani and how he thought her & ED were a couple when they walked in, everyone was freaking out, he thought they were rockstars, they agree she's a cool girl...they talk about the Vegas bash, Jordan says it's a good time and he should go but they're not going, they're staying 5 days in LA so maybe they can hangout after...palm trees... Jordan talks about ATWFF & Cambodia 5:06 - 5:12 PM Jordan and Dom are talking by the pool...Jordan is finishing up telling Dom about how her and Jeff hosted the BB Lovers Lane comp for BB12 and then Jeff left right away for Japan to continue ATWFF...Jordan says she had told him goodbye and didn't think she would see him again but Jeff knew he was coming on BB to host but they didn't tell her until later and then she was like "omg! I'm going to get to see you one more time before you leave", so she got to see him one more time and then Jeff left, he was gone for 100 days...Dom asks if it sucked?...Jordan (always one to downplay their relationship IMO..) says "a little bit", she fake yawns and then says that it really was no different because they do long distance , she admits it did suck at first but she did get to go see him...Dom says Jeff told him that she went to Italy...Jordan mmm hmm's and says it was cool...Dom agrees...Jordan says Italy was really nice... Dom asks if someone paid for her flight out there?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Dom says wow, that's really cool...Jordan says "isn't it?"...Jordan says that was the whole premise of the show. somebody pays for your flight, she can't believe it, she was very thankful for it, she can't believe people would do that for them so they could see each other, that was really cool ...Dom says he wonders who all would pay for that...Jordan says she doesn't really know but thinks it was a bunch of people that chipped in, she's pretty sure of that...Dom asks if Jeff had a dinner with the people that supported him?...Jordan says no and then explains to Dom how Jeff would get messages from people online and then accept offers to go to different places, people would show him places and have dinners, he wouldn't spend nights in hotels, he would spend them with strangers, her thing was "what if they're crazy?...and try to kill you or something?" Dom says Jeff said he just had the one cameraman, that could be scary... Jordan says yes for certain places, one place she'd love to go that Jeff went to is Cambodia, it was so poor, there were little huts/houses made of wood on the water, there are kids, it's just so poor and she told Jeff she would just love to go there and be able to do what Jeff did, you know? getting to do things like that...Jordan says "it was so sad, you forget, we all forget how good we have it and there's kids like that, that are sleeping on, like that and have nothing, like we're all complaining that we want these clothes and all this stuff and these kids are just happy to get something, it's just...so sad"...Dom says they'd kill for slop... Jordan says the guy running the charity that Jeff helped out is from Matthews, he's her mom's age, he went to the elementary school in downtown Matthews...Dom says that's weird...Jordan says "how random that a guy that is in Cambodia is from Matthews?"...Jordan says she talked with him and Jeff and they talked about familiar places and where Jordan lived, it was weird...Dom says the world is small...Jordan then tells the story about seeing a woman that is a client of the salon she works at in the airport in Italy when she was leaving to come back home and Jeff didn't really think it could be but Jordan saw her in the baggage claim area in Charlotte so she knew she was right...Dom then tells a similar story of seeing someone you know in a different environment... Jeff wasn’t a playboy 5:29 - 5:34 PM Jeff is in the kitchen...Rachel walks in and asks Dom if he were to hypothetically take Dani on a date for V-day would he come down to California?...Dom says he'd call Jeff because he's the ultimate playboy, he'd say "hey Jeff where should I take her?"...Jeff says "where'd you get that from?"...Dom says whereever Jeff would tell him, that's where he would go...Jeff says he would hook him up on a nice date...Dom says "would you? see"...Jeff mumbles he's not the ultimate playboy... Jeff says where he loves is a place called Moonshadows off the PCH in Malibu, it's a cool place...Dom asks the best place he's gone on a date...Jeff describes the place he mentioned...Dom asks if he's ever taken a chick on a day event date?...Jeff tries to think, he says his buddies own restaurants so he's done a lot of stuff there, flowers at the table and dinner, he did that for Jordan. Dom asks "were you a playboy before Jordan?"...Jeff says "no, man, I was never a playboy"...Dom says really? he could totally see him being a playboy...after a minute Jeff asks "PT, you a playboy?"...Dom says not at all...Rachel calls him a liar...Jeff says he should change from PT to PB. LOL! Dom says he went on a playboy streak for a year, he was just pissed off at chicks...Jeff says he knows cuz Dom got his heart broken...Dom says yeah, he went buckwild but it wasn't fun...Jeff says it gets old...Dom says he felt bad hurting a girl, she likes you and you have no interest in her at all...Jeff says yeah it sucks to find that out... You look all cute & tan 5:32 PM Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan comes downstairs from the HOH room...Jeff asks her "where you going?"...Jordan says to work out...Jeff gets a big smile on his face and says "you look all cute and tan" Rachel says "doesn't she look super tanned?"...Jordan wishes it was super skinny...Rachel says she is super skinny...Jordan says she's not...Rachel says she's perfect Jeff tells Jordan he might take today off, relax...Jordan says he doesn't feel good, she agrees, he'll make himself sicker...Jeff says "I'm not sick"...Jordan says "well you feel like you're getting sick"...Jordan leaves... Miscommunication 6:29 PM Jeff is sitting on the kitchen counter...Jordan is heading upstairs...Jeff jokingly says "love ♥ I'm complaining a lot today"...Jordan says "yeah I know, you're kinda mean today"...Jeff has a stunned look on his face... Adam apologizes to Jordan saying they weren't being serious, they were goofing around...Jeff is thinking and says "how was I mean? I was asleep all day" (he's got a point)...Jordan says "I know, you've been ignoring me today, you didn't talk to me" (huh?)...Jeff drops it and says "oh, go upstairs love"...Jordan says "see how mean he is" (I don't see it lol)...Jeff says he feels like he has to talk to everybody and entertain her 24/7 otherwise he's an asshole...Jordan says "no you don't"...Jeff says "I thought that's what you just said"...they give each other a little glare and then Jordan heads into the HOH room... Hey loser 6:31 PM Jeff heads up to the HOH room...Jordan is listening to music...Jordan says what's up as Jeff says "hey loser" LOL Jeff asks if he should feed the fish?...Jeff decides to feed them...Jordan says "poor things, they're starving"...Jeff gets in the bed saying "remember those carp?"...Jordan remembers where he put 25c in and all that food...Jeff says they were crazy...Jeff asks if they happened to fix that (remote)...Jordan still hasn't been to the DR...feeds switch out... I don’t feel great silence 6:36 - 6:42 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room...clearly Jordan has been asking Jeff if he's gripy or something because Jeff raises his voice saying "I don't feel great!"...Jordan says "ok, I'm sorry, I won't say it again"...Jeff starts rubbing his hair and Jordan wraps her mic, gets up and moves over to the couch saying she stinks...brief fish...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to do the face mask?...Jeff says "not right now"...silence... ...until 6:42:03 when Jeff mouths to Jordan "love you" ♥ ...feeds switch off them… JeJo SR food talk 7:12 - 7:16 PM Feeds switch to JeJo who are now in the SR...they talk a little game with Jeff holding the refrigerator door open the whole time They then decide what they want to eat for dinner...BIG decision, it's complicated Jordan - a hot dog? does that sound good to him? Jeff - a gross dog Jordan - does he want to make tomato sandwiches? Jeff - what does she think? she thinks he wants a tomato sandwich? she knows he doesn't even like tomatoes Jordan - spaghetti? Jeff asks what's up with him, he feels shitty... Jordan says there are steaks, they could make steak salads...they can make pita sandwiches... Jeff - soup? Jordan - that's fine...the macaroni looks good don't it? Jeff - you can make macaroni... Jordan picks up the box to look at instructions and Jeff giggles Jeff - macaroni and hot dogs? Jeff - his grandma used to make a casserole of mushroom soup, rice and chicken, throw it in the oven and it was done... Jeff - "I'm going to have a bowl of soup love ♥ that's all, I don't know what's up, I don't feel hot" Jordan - ok Jordan leaves, Jeff leaves right after... Dinner conversation 7:28 - 7:50 PM Jordan comes downstairs after having a chat with Rachel about being on the same page and not going after each other...Jordan and Jeff are getting ready to eat dinner...Jeff is having soup, baked potato (that Jordan taught him how to make in the microwave ) and a salad which he is sharing with Jordan...intermittent palm trees and random chatting Jeff says "love ♥ I made a baked potato"...Jordan says that looks good later Jordan says that she's kind of jealous of Jeff's baked potato, Jeff upped her tomato sandwich...Jeff says a PB&J sandwich would up her sandwich. Jeff asks if Jordan likes Dijon mustard over regular mustard?...Jordan likes Dijon on bagels or toasted sandwiches but on tomato sandwiches she loves mustard...Jordan says he hates them...Jeff says that sandwich looks terrible to him LOL Jordan says Jayefff They whisper a little game about the talk Jordan had with Rachel...Adam comes by and Jeff says him and Jordan are no fun, Jeff's not 100% today...Jordan says he just doesn't feel good, he'll be back to cracking jokes tomorrow...Jeff says they're going to tell ghost stories tonight...Jordan says to wait til it's dark not that that matters, there are no windows in the HOH...Jeff giggles...they want Cassi to do the creepy walk. Jordan says they never called her into the DR, they just wanted her to get up...Jeff can't believe they woke her up at 7...Jordan says she thought she was dreaming when she heard Jordan...Jeff says he didn't even wake up. Jeff says this is like a Wendy's dinner, soup, salad & potato for $4.99 LOL They keep eating...Jordan asks how Jeff's baked potato is?...Jeff says it's good...Jordan talks about baked potato at McAllister's...Jeff says the place at the mall called Great Steak has all kinds of baked potatoes...more eating...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to do the facials? Jeff does...Jordan will do her teeth too...Jordan starts washing dishes while Jeff finishes up... Be fat and have ice cream? 7:49 - 7:51 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished up eating...Jordan is washing dishes...Jeff says "thanks love ♥ "...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff helps put away some dishes...Jeff then says "love ♥ you wanna be fat and have ice cream?" Jordan says "with my brownies? no” ...Jeff opens up the freezer...Jordan says they didnt eat bad...Jeff says he's going to have some, don't judge him...Jordan grabs a treat from the freezer while Jeff scoops out his ice cream... 90210 & Joe Rogan couch cuteness 8:16 - 8:24 PM Feeds switch just after the 8:16pm mark to the BY where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Adam, Shelly and Cassi...Jeff is laying with his head on Jordan's lap, Jordan rubs Jeff's hair...they're talking about 90210 Adam goes on for literally 4 minutes recalling every character and storyline on the show LOL Rachel comes out saying they're having a slop off...Jeff says he slopped it off yesterday Rachel goes back in...Jordan says she's getting sleepy...they keep quizzing each other...Adam asks what Donna Martin's dad's occupation was...Jeff says a doctor of some sort and then recalling a cute moment from BB11 Jeff says "ear, nose and throat"...Jordan giggles...Adam says he was a heart doctor, they try to recall the name and Joe Rogan's name comes up. That makes Jeff think of a work story, he says his name at work is Joe Goodspeed on the radio, he guesses everyone knows that now but there's this kid at work who couldn't get it right so he'd call Jeff "Joe Rogan'sbean" LOL Jeff said he has worked with some weird people...more 90210 talk and then Jordan says she's going to move over to the couch...Jeff ohhh's not wanting her to go...they continue chatting about 90210... Love leg slaps 8:50 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside with the other HG's...they are stunned at how much of a disaster zone the kitchen is right now...Jordan goes to take a peek through the sliding glass door and then goes back to the patio...Jeff slaps Jordan's legs playfully before getting up and heading inside… Laughing with her or at her? 8:54 PM The HG's are in the kitchen talking about scary story night...Jordan really wants Cassi to do her creepy walk like the Ring...Jordan heads upstairs...Dom wants Jordan to reenact her walk...Jordan says she doesn't know how to do it...Dom says that he just wants to laugh at Jordan...Jordan says "whatever" and goes in the HOH...Jeff asks "do you want to laugh at her or with her?"...Jeff says "at her"...Jeff pretends to get mad at Dom... Jeff’s toes 9:13 PM Jeff and Jordan are out in the BY chatting with others...Jeff has hit foot up near Jordan and Jordan says "you know your feet aren't bad Jeff"...Jeff asks what she means?...Jordan adds "for a guy, some guys have real bad feet"...Jeff says "compared to what? Brendon's?"...Jordan says his are terrible...Cassi agrees...Jeff says Jordan doesn't like his second toe...Jordan says his second toe is a little weird but his toes aren't bad...Jeff starts giggling...Jordan asks if Cassi thinks his second toe is kinda weird looking?...Jeff cracks up laughing...Jordan presses on asking if it's weird?...Shelly says it looks normal to her...Jordan says it's long with a big head...Cassi says it looks like a big s...Jordan says the little one is like it's twin LOL Jeff loves the attention... Cassi says it looks like a boxer...Jordan says the other one is it's twin, the other one is more deformed, it just looks kinda funny...Shelly asks if Jeff broke a toe?...Jeff says he stubbed them hard all the time, he was super hyper as a kid and would fly into stuff, he'd "break" a toe once a week...they start sharing toe stories… Jordan makes the mask face 9:17 - 9:20 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the couches talking to Shelly & Cassi...Jeff starts making those bubble popping sounds...they start making funny faces...Jordan says Jeff's feet smell a little LOL...Jordan starts making that hideous face from the Jim Carrey movie the Mask... Jeff jumps up and says "eww, gross! we're not dating"... They call over Brendon to see...Jeff says eww...Brendon says "damn! does that make you want to kiss her?"...Jeff says "no, it makes me want to evict myself!" LMAO Brendon goes inside saying Jordan just made the scariest face ever I've ever seen...Cassi and Shelly crack up...Shelly tries and then Jordan does it again...hilarious! Cassi asks if she never did that for Jeff before (cuz he ran off)...Jordan says she has but he must of just forgot . JeJo & Shelley quick chat 9:28 - 9:32 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches...Adam is with them, Cassi and Rachel have just left...Jeff is finishing up eating...Jordan asks Adam for a favor, could she pass her the cotton balls...Adam says she's changing her nail polish too?...Adam goes inside...Shelly joins them...Jordan says "you have one more day right?" (on slop)...Shelly says Thursday midnight if everything doesn't get switched around Shelly asks if Cassi has talked to them yet?...Jeff says no, she told them she was, it's nice to have hope...Shelly told her she should, you never want to have regrets, you can't help it in here, you feel paranoid, she feels like B&R could flip the house against her...Jordan says no, she talked to Rachel earlier and they're on the same page, she knows that her and Jeff want to make it to jury house so they can spend the summer together, if she goes home she'll be pissed and Rachel reassured her...Shelly says it's easy to be paranoid, you think people are saying you're fine just so you don't come unglued...Shelly says "we" have to get B&R out before they try to get JeJo out, they CANNOT be final two, JeJo can, she'll go out before that happens, she'll put them out...Jeff has left and Jordan and Shelly continue chatting... Less snuggling this time 9:32 PM Jordan and Shelly continue chatting game and how people (viewers) will perceive them...Shelly worries she has a job to go back to and doesn't want to embarrass herself...Jordan says that she thinks that people might think, because of how her and Jeff snuggled more last time, that something is up with them...Shelly says no...convo gets changed when Rachel comes over with a new slop creation… 6 dinners fart 9:46 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the couches in the BY chatting with the other HG's...random chatter...Jeff pulls a prank on Rachel getting her to pull/feel his finger, he farts Rachel says that's the 2nd or 3rd time he's gotten her with that...giggles all around...Jeff says farts are always funny "when you have 6 dinners you're bound to fart" ...Jordan says that means their room is going to stink tonight… Face mask game talk 10:01 - 10:14 PM Jeff and Jordan head up to the HOH room to do their facials...Jeff asks Jordan if he needs to wash his face first?...Jordan says no, just put it on...Jeff reads the label and it says to wash face thoroughly so he's going to follow directions but first he's going to brush his teeth...Jordan says so he doesn't feel gross...Jordan says she got burnt and she's kind of sleepy, she didn't nap...Brendon comes in and says that before everyone comes up he wants to see where everyone is at...they mess around with the remote and ask Jordan to go to the DR and ask for new batteries...Jordan leaves... Brendon & Jeff talk game while Jeff applies his face mask...they are on the same page, it's unspoken that they are together and not need to check in all the time but they wonder who of the newbies they can trust...Brendon wonders about Dom, can they trust him and Dani or should they trust Adam...Jeff says Dom's deal is he won't put them up...Brendon says of course he's going to say that...Brendon says in the end they have to pull somebody...they talk about the coming weeks...Brendon doesn't trust Lawon or Adam really...they discuss pros and cons of putting people straight up vs backdooring. Jeff putting on his mask LOL Jeff giggles...Brendon says it looks scary, good for story time...Jeff says it's burning...Brendon asks if Shelly is good? Jeff thinks so...Brendon says no matter what they're sticking together, it would be the stupidest move to try to get them out...Jeff says he and Jordan said the same thing today, if you stick you make it far...Brendon says once you start warring, it's fu**ing over and guaranteed one of the newbies would make it to the end, they need to make it to the final 5...Jeff says he wishes he had won, he wanted Dom...Brendon says that Cassi would have been trouble. Jeff asks if the mask is supposed to sting?...Brendon says it probably has peppermint in it...Jeff says it feels like there's toothpaste on his face They talk game again, wondering who to trust...Jeff says he doesn't mind sticking it to Adam since he flipped on them...Brendon says Dom has a hard time lying but Cassi will lie to your face...bottom line they can't have any doubts about each other and everyone is coming after them...they say they need to study for the quiz they only have 2 more days...FISH...Jeff comes outside to show off his mask to the others saying that this stuff burns his face...Jeff says it hurts but feels good...Cassi comes up wanting to do the mask too...as they walk back in Brendon says that he's not gonna lie, Jordan's mom is pretty good looking...Jeff giggles saying that everyone says that . Looks like Johrdan 10:30 PM Jeff, Jordan & Cassi all have their face masks on (they look ridiculous! especially Jeff lol) ...they're talking about the masks...Jeff says "that's it love ♥? you missed your forehead"...Jordan says she did hers the other night...Jeff giggles and says "look at yours"...Jordan asks why? what's wrong with it? Suddenly Cassi says "wow, look, have you ever gotten Reese Witherspoon?"...Jordan says no...Cassi says to look at her right now, look at her eyes...Jeff says "looks like Johrdan" Jordan says she always gets Miranda Lambert especially when I gain weight...Jeff giggles...Jordan says last time when she left BB she really looked like her...Cassi says "never Reese Witherspoon??", she never saw it before and now she can't see anything else...Jordan says no, never...Cassi asks Jeff if he sees it in the eyes?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says no...Jeff asks why Jordan said no like that? no answer lol...Jordan says she'd always get the girl from Blue Crush... Love!? 10:51 PM Jeff, Jordan, Cassi & Rachel are up in the HOH room watching Brendon on the spyscreen, he's dressed up in his cape, crown and mask and is being a goofball...they are laughing at his antics...Jordan says Brendon is funny...Rachel says he's goofy, why didn't she get a "forever is a long time"?...Jeff says that is a "forever is a long time"...Brendon leaves...Cassi wants him to come back...Rachel says that it looks like a movie...Jordan is in the bathroom now rinsing her mask off...Rachel and Cassi leave to go see Brendon...Jeff calls out to Jordan "Love!?" ♥ and gets up to go see her...Jeff asks if it feels good?...Jordan says it does...Jeff goes to take a poo and Jordan tells him that he didn't wipe his mask off well enough… JeJo & Dani watch Brenchel fight on the SS 11:05 - 11:14PM Jeff, Jordan and Dani are up in the HOH watching Brenchel in the purple room on the spyscreen apparently fighting, they're not sure what's going on but it's pretty funny… JeJo cute fart wrestling Part 1 11:57 - 11:59PM Jeff and Jordan are in their HOH bed, they're hanging with Porsche, Kalia and Brendon waiting for ghost story time...Jeff sits up to take a drink of water and then grabs a sock saying "who's dirty sock is this?"...Kalia says hopefully Jeff's...Jeff says "Jordan"...Jordan says "smell it"...Jeff says "it's yours"...Jordan says "shove it up your face"...Jeff throws the socks at her saying "oh good one, I'm gonna beat the f**k out of you later" Jeff leans back into Jordan and says "where's your dirty disgusting socks?"...Jordan says "down here cuz I'm gonna throw them in your face"...Jeff laughs... Jeff says Jordan's been hanging out with Kalia too long...Brendon starts chanting "fight, fight, fight" then they start chanting "prove it, prove it, prove it!" Jeff turns with his butt towards Jordan and farts...Jordan screams, Jeff cracks up and Jordan slaps Jeff...everyone eww's and laughs...Jordan says "Jayefffff!"...Jeff says for her not to stick her fingers on his body!...Jordan gets up and tries to sit on Jeff saying she has one for him...Jeff says no! gross! it's Showtime after Fart...Jordan tells Brendon to hold Jeff down so she can fart on him...they start wrestling... Kalia says if he squeezes her stomach it's going to come out, Jordan has possibly farted...they both crack up and roll around laughing...Jeff says "get off of me, yuck!"...Jordan gets super cute saying "get over here" and hugs Jeff... Jordan keeps trying to kiss Jeff...Jeff says "your fart and your smelly dirty socks"...more wrestling...Jeff says he's wrapped up in her mic...Jeff is dying laughing...the wrestling continues...Jeff finally pushes her up and over to her side and pretend slaps her in the face...Jordan slaps Jeff's arm...Jeff says "alright settle down it's story time" and they have a little stare off...Jordan says stooopppp...Jordan wants a hug...

July 24 JeJo eating popcorn 12:02 - 12:09 AM The HG's are on the BY couches chatting...Jeff finishes up smoking and sits down next to Jordan who is eating popcorn...he puts his arm behind her back, gets comfy and shares her popcorn...Jordan asks if Jeff slept when she slept...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says their room is so loud...after this they don't say much but even eating popcorn they're cute Convo turns to Steve Nash and how his wife cheated on him with a teammate who fathered her baby, when the baby was born, she was black so DUH it was obvious she wasn't his and he left her...Jordan can't believe this is true, she says "what a dirtbag" (not sure if she's referring to the teammate or the wife lol) This leads to talking about cheating...AND the cam pans in on Brendon LOL they talk about twins being able to be fathered by different men at the same time...Jeff didn't know that was possible, he never heard of that Jeff mumbles "Vegas whore" (I'm glad Rachel didn't hear that LOL) Jordan says she just can't see how people cheat for eg. a woman going after a married man...they talk about women who strictly do that, they live for that or they don't care...Rachel can't stand girls like that...they talk about karma getting those type of people back...Jordan says some men travel and have an excuse to cheat, it's easy to get away with it...Shelly talks traveling to China and seeing American men cheating on their wives...Jordan says if she was married for 15 years, had kids and was unhappy she'd get divorced before she ever cheated because she couldn't handle the guilt...Shelly says the only unforgivable thing to her in a marriage is infidelity...palm trees...they continue chatting, popcorn is finished...feeds switch... JeJo nervousing hammock time 12:39 - 1:04 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who have moved over to the hammock...Jordan says Jeff looks so sad...Jeff says he's kind of fired up...Jordan says she can tell, she just wanted to come over there (hammock) so they could talk because she knows tonight they can't talk..they get comfy on the hammock...Jeff says he wants to go talk to "them" so they can see...Jordan says "yeah, yeah, yeah"...Jordan repeats she just wants to talk now while they can because they may not later on...Jordan catches up Jeff on her talk with Shelly... She explains that she was asking her about Dom & Adam, she told Shelly the reasons she thinks Dom should go and Shelly told her that Kalia came up to her today and said she wanted to talk to her later on, then Jordan said she doesn't trust Dom and Dom told her and Jeff that he & Dani are working together but he told Shelly that she was the only person he trusted in that house and he was trying to get Shelly to work with D/D...Jordan says that Dani is probably trying to work another alliance when she's in theirs so she can smooth sail...Jeff says right...Jordan says that Shelly said that Dom told her he wants to talk to Brenchel about backdooring Jeff because he said that if Jeff leaves, Jordan won't come after him because she's too nice and since Jeff is gone she won't put up a fight and will just join them Jordan says she suggested to Shelly to go upstairs and talk to Rachel, they did and then Dani kept asking Brendon why they went up there, she's nervous now and Kalia kept asking Jordan stuff but she's not telling her anything anymore...Jeff is relieved to hear that, he tells her that he thought Jordan was saying she told Kalia what her and Shelly talked about...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says that's why he was mad earlier, he thought OMG...Jordan says nooo, Kalia was asking her what was wrong with her and she told her nothing and then she came up to her again in the bathroom and told Jordan she felt like she wasn't talking to her Jordan made it seem like it was no big deal, told her she was just worried about getting backdoored and was stressed out, Kalia reassured her that wasn't going to happen and again asked if she was sure everything was ok, Jordan was acting different Jordan then tells Jeff what they discussed with Rachel, she told Rachel they weren't using the veto right?...Rachel said she didn't know and Jordan said "what do you mean you don't know?"...Jordan says that it wasn't clarified by them if they would or wouldn't use it...Jeff is perturbed, he asks "you talked to both of them together?"...Jordan says yeah, Brendon came up and it was the four of them talking, she didn't want to ask again if they weren't going to use the veto but they never clarified...Jordan says she was trying to point out to them that if they got rid of them (JeJo) the other side would run the house...Brenchel said no, no, they need them and Jordan agreed that they do...Jordan says she reiterated how she felt about Dom and how he should go but Dani keeps pushing for Dom to stay, the votes could sway his way, she guesses that Dom is trying to run things, Jeff is Dom's target... Jeff knows and says that Dom is like "my shit don't stink too" and neither one is talking to him Brendon comes over to join them and Jordan tells him what they were talking about...Brendon says yeah, they don't need to talk about it now, they can tomorrow, they are right about everything they talked about before...Jeff says it's so funny, hilarious, everything they said just came into play...Jordan tells Brendon that Kalia came up to her 4 times today saying she was acting weird...Brendon says everybody is acting so weird today...Brendon reassures them they are in a great position, they'll talk tomorrow but they just have to make sure that Dani thinks she's with them so she doesn't suspect anything so that they can still use her...they debate whether to tell Dani about how Dom is wanting to work with others...they strategize on how to keep Dani under their thumb so to speak, they know she's already trying to split them up...Jeff says she's acting really fishy... Jeff tells Brendon that he thinks Adam & Dom are in on things together, today Adam was acting really cocky like he didn't need votes, making it seem like he thinks Jeff is the one going home after being backdoored, he is waiting for when the veto isn't used and he comes crawling back to him and he'll be like "you motherfu**er, you got the gall to not talk to me and talk shit...and now you wanna vote from me?"...Jeff says Adam is no. 1 on his hit list now...Brendon says they have a whole slew of people to get rid of, they need to play smart...Brendon starts waxing philosophical about BB...palm trees...Jeff is pissed about Dani, he thought she'd play both sides but still play with them, she cannot sit in the same room with Jeff for 2 minutes and then she leaves Jeff gives an example... Brendon says they have to act like everything is cool...Rachel joins them and they decide it's best Brenchel leave to not make them look fishy, they go back inside...they start whispering again...Jordan says if the next comp is endurance and it's between her, Brendon & Jeff, to let her win because she'll put Dani up...Jeff says he'll put her up too...Jordan says she needs to go, she's in their way...Jordan fills Jeff in on a talk she had with Adam where Adam said if he stays he owes her and Jeff but she doesn't know how good his word is, Shelly told her he'd do anything immoral, whatever, to get by...Jeff says they have to get rid of him eventually too, he wanted to keep Dom (originally) but he fu**ed himself...Jordan says it will benefit them more to get rid of Dom who is a competitor whereas Adam can't win...Jeff says that's not even a question... Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks Brenchel may throw them a surprise and use the veto?...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan thinks it would be really stupid of them...Jeff agrees...Jeff repeats that he thought Jordan had told Kalia everything Shelly told Jordan and he was so mad, that's where the other side gets their info from...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says they're the late night crew and they talk, Kalia just wants to be part of something and it makes him fu**ing sick that Kalia and Lawon will make it far because they both suck ass while they have to keep Adam, it makes him so sick...Jordan says she could tell Jeff was mad when he was working out... Jeff says it's so fishy around there, Dani is so fu**ing weird...Jordan thinks they think they got it, they're cocky...Jordan shares a weird convo she had with Dom and Dani is probably reassuring Dom that he'll stay...they go over votes and decide they need to still be nice to Kalia because they need her vote for now...Jeff tells Jordan to say to Kalia that all she cares about is being there all summer, to not be split up for the summer, it's not even about winning Jordan says ok... They talk game again! rolls eyes Jordan says she needs to try harder in comps...more game talk rehashing the same thing UGH Jeff - lather, repeat, rinse saying "go f**k yourself" Jordan asks what if one of them wins HOH?...Jeff doesn't care, he knows they're coming after him, he'll draw lines in the sand...Jeff says it sucks that people that suck get to stay...Jordan says they get the golden keys and get to coast?...Jordan says at least Jeff knows now...palm trees...Jordan says that Dani went up to the HOH and tried to get Jordan in trouble with Rachel but Jordan admitted she did say something about them needing to talk, Jordan got the impression Rachel thought she might lie about it...Jordan voices some concerns about Brenchel flipping on them but doesn't think they will, it would be the dumbest move ever if they tried to backdoor them...Jeff says he'll remind them that if they're gone, Brenchel can't win HOH this week so they would be the biggest target next week... Jordan worries again about being backdoored and says she'd say whatever she could to be evicted so Jeff could stay and do good...Jeff says they're not going to put them up...palm trees...when the feeds return Jeff is going inside the house... I know love, you wanna go lay down 2:19 -2:20 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting out in the BY with the other HG's chatting about random stuff, right now towels...Jordan reaches over to rub Jeff and Jeff says "I know love ♥, you wanna go lay down?" Jordan gets all offended saying "I was just rubbing on your leg, geez"...Lawon cracks up...Jeff says he knows what she was getting at...Jordan says "no! I was just rubbing on your leg"...Jeff nods his head and smiles knowing he's right...Jeff mumbles liar ...they start talking about Brendon and his enormous appetite… Sweet head kiss 2:23 AM Jeff and Jordan are still sitting out in the BY chatting with the others...Rachel has been talking for awhile about her and Brendon...Jeff leans down into Jordan and she kisses him sweetly on the head.... JeJo site shoutout 2:39 - 2:42 AM Feeds come back from palm trees...the HG's are talking about websites and domains...Rachel says that after last summer they made a website for them called brenchelfans.com and it was seriously the coolest website in the world, it had pictures and video clips of Brendon and her and it was super professionally done, it had tributes made by fans, clips of when they were on B&B...Shelly says Rachel can't do that herself so can she buy it? will you lose it?...Rachel says she asked the girl who did it if she could buy it from her and to let her know what she needs to go to keep it running...Shelly says now that she's on the show again it's all full throttle...Rachel says she hopes so... Jeff says "they did one for me and Jordan too, this GeeJo website like Jeff and Jordan, JeJo and ah, f**k man, she's on top of it"...Rachel asks if it was Hayley?...Jeff says "no someone else"...Shelly asks if Jeff has met her or talked to her?...palm trees...Jeff says AABB they helped him on Around the World, Jejo really helped him, if he writes something on Twitter, pictures, they go automatically on there and his Ma goes on there like 24/7. Jeff says they don't say bad shit on there, they're all really nice, it's nice what people do, he doesn't even know how they do it... 3 goodnight kisses 2:51 - 2:53 AM Jeff finally comes to bed...Jordan is laying in bed half asleep...Jeff turns on the lights to put his hoody away, shuts the lights off and gets in bed...no game talk tonight...Jeff asks if she's asleep...clearly she's not, they reach for each other and kiss... Jordan then turns to snuggle Jeff and she kisses him again... and then they kiss one more final time and say goodnight... Is it Thursday show? 12:13 PM Jeff is in the kitchen getting coffee...Jordan wanders in wearing the dress that she wore on the live show...Jeff says "hey love ♥, is it Thursday show?"...Jordan sleepily says no, she was telling her (Rachel) that when she bought it (the dress) they said it could be worn as a cover up...Jeff says "save it!"...Jordan says "shut up" and he kisses her Pool time - your turn love 1:22 - 1:25 PM Jeff rinses off under the shower outside to get ready to go in the pool...thank you button boy LOL Jeff jumps in the pool where Jordan already is, he asks her how his hair is?...Jordan touches it and says good...Jeff wants more affirmation that his hair is ok...Jordan assures him it's good but she'll see when it's dry... They decide to play basketball in the pool...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to play?...Jordan says ok...they start playing...Jeff a little later says "your turn love ♥ are you playing?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "get over there"...Jeff gives her a little push as she walks by...Jeff says "back up loser" Jordan positions herself and Jeff says "perfect"...she hits her shot Pool time - Jordan cozies up to Jeff 1:28 PM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are in the pool playing basketball...Jeff is sitting on the edge waiting for Kalia to take her turn...Jordan cozies up to Jeff 😊 Pool time - come on love 1:30 PM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are in the pool playing basketball, they're taking turns...just a cute moment when Jeff wants Jordan to take her turn saying "come on love" ♥ Storage room chat - catching up on game 4:24 - 4:30 PM Jeff and Jordan go to the candy room to talk game...immediately Jeff says he talked to Brendon upstairs...Jordan says there's a lot of weird stuff going on...Jeff says he knows everything now...Jordan tells Jeff what was going on in the BY with the girls...Jeff says he trusts Brendon and Rachel 100%, he told them to say whatever they wanted, B&R told Jeff what happened from beginning to end and they were thinking about putting them on the block...Jordan says "they were?"...Jeff says yeah until right before the POV...Jordan says "what POV?"...Jeff says it's a long story but don't mention this to anyone, B&R are a little nervous about Jordan saying too much, it was no big deal but he already told her that and he said the same for Rachel...Jordan suggests going to the SR to talk...they go to the SR... Jeff starts from the beginning saying that B&R were going to backdoor them...Jordan says "this week?"...Jeff says yes and Dani was the one who started the whole thing, she told them they have to get rid of Jeff this week, the plan was to split them up, send him home and keep Jordan in the game as long as they can and use her as a pawn because she doesn't know what she's doing and then Dani told them that they should throw the veto so Dom and Adam could win and that's why Adam was acting all tough, Adam and Dom were going to save themselves and B&R would backdoor them, that's why they were acting all tough...Jordan's reaction... Jeff says "relax" and continues...Brendon said he started thinking and then Dani came up to him wanting to backdoor Jeff and he thought "take it easy" and then Brendon started talking to J&J, then he knew that something was up...Jordan asks if B&R thought they were coming after them?...Jeff says yeah because Dani planted that seed to them, where Dani fu**ed up was that if they got rid of Jeff then the whole house would have been against B&R and she would slide through...Jeff says they have to make Dani think she's still with them... Jordan says that's why Dani is acting all cocky and not talking to them...Jordan says if they got rid of Jeff she wouldn't have talked to anybody (after)...Jeff says the thing is that Jordan still has to keep talking to Dani...Jordan says she does...Jeff says they have to make it seem like they're still suspicious of Dom...Jordan asks when they're going to get rid of Dani?...Jeff says next week...Jordan says they have to try real hard for HOH/POV...Jeff says they have to make her comfortable, she can't even be in the same room as him for more than a minute...Jordan says that they were just going to keep her around, everybody just thinks she's useless Jeff says there was a lot more but he told Brendon to say whatever he wants to the others, he trusts him fully, he doesn't care if it gets back to him, they're final 4 for sure and whenever Dani gets a chance she keeps pushing the backdoor Jeff plan, she's putting shit in Porsche and Kalia's head and Jordan shouldn't say anything to Shelly...Jordan can't believe they were planning on backdooring them...Jeff says they weren't but it ran through their minds because Dani was planting seeds, he can't believe she broke so soon, if she wins next week she's putting up Jeff and Brendon for sure...Jordan says it's more motivation for them to win...Jeff says "sneaky, sneaky"...Jordan says she's like that though...Jeff says it was a stupid move, he thought she was smarter than that...Jordan says she just wanted them to get people out of her way so she can coast through...Jeff says she's already thinking of final 2 and jury that will vote for her...they decide to leave and Jordan says "good job"... 5 mins abs class 5:19 - 5:38 PM Feeds switch to the BY where Jeff is leading abs class with Adam and Jordan...they do one set of 20 and Jeff yells out "you fu**ing cocksucker!" then "ph Kelly Clarkson!"...Adam yells "Bob Saget!" LOL they all laugh and then rest...they do another set of 15...they're dying! Jeff says "dude! I hate abs, I wanna fight abs! damn you people with six packs" Jeff says it's good to do abs with others cuz they feel your pain, he'll do them by himself and say f**k this!...Jordan says "watch your mouth, don't be so plain"...Jeff says he has been trying...they do a set of 10...Shelly yells out "c'mon feel the burn!" LOL They do one last set of 5...Jordan pats Jeff saying good job Shelly asks if that's the entire ab workout?...Jeff says no, he just made it up yesterday...they are going to do planks next, they wait for Shelly to get a towel...Jordan asks what the show is about tonight...Adam says it's Rachel's HOH, the Hoff and nominations...Jordan says Jeff's brother is going to love it...Adam asks if he loves the Hoff?...Jeff says no, he just likes goofy stuff like that. Shelly joins and they do planks...they agree that's hard...then they do side planks...Jordan gives up...they're wiped out but continue...Jordan says "good job"...front planks again, Jordan joins in but gives up again...they continue doing more side planks while Jordan goes back to her regular ab exercise...Brendon joins them and Jeff says they can show him their new ab workout - "Jeff's 5 minute abs class"...another side plank and they're done...Jeff asks if they've used the ball to do abs...Jeff does, he resorts to them because they're easy...they then start doing weights… Lover! Come here… 6:37 - 6:42 PM Interesting split screen on the feeds...On Cam 1/2...At the same time that Dani is up in the HOH trying to get Rachel to backdoor J&J and evict Jeff by bashing Jeff left, right and center saying that he calls Jordan fu**ing stupid, what a great guy /sarcasm...Jordan and Jeff are being their usual cute selves on Cam 3/4 (as Jeff said 2 years ago, it makes my blood boil!) Jordan is in the kitchen...Jeff walks into the kitchen and says "see how I hurt my finger working out"...Jordan says "what'd you do?" and reaches for it, she falls for the finger pulling trick YET AGAIN LOL...Jeff farts and they laugh...Jeff walks to the bathroom laughing...Jordan says "you're stupid"... Jordan yells out "Lover! come here" ♥ Jeff says "what's wrong with me?"...Jordan says Jeff is so gassy...Jordan offers some fruit to Jeff...she feeds him kiwi...they start whispering game about Kalia and how she knows about the backdoor plan...Jordan says she saw her and Dom talking...Jordan says she's not talking to anybody but Shelly...Jeff says don't and then says Lawon is in the other room so they shouldn't talk...Jordan says "want another bite?" and she feeds him more cottage cheese and fruit...Jordan says she ate good today, she feels good, that's all she's having for dinner, she's serious...Jeff wonders what he should make for dinner...Jordan says grilled chicken, she says the noodles with the grilled chicken he makes is so good, she's not even lying, it's so good...Jordan feeds Jeff again and he says he's good...they talk about what Jeff could eat for dinner while Jordan feeds him again...Jeff decides on fajitas...Jordan asks if he wants her to cut stuff up for him?...Jeff says no, he likes doing that, it's part of the fun... We’re in the same page love 7:11 PM Jeff, Jordan, Rachel & Brendon have been up in the HOH comparing notes on Dani's betrayal and how she's pushing to backdoor J&J and get Jeff out...they are discussing Kalia and Dani being BFF's...it's Rachel's turn to talk, she says she's drained...Jordan just wants to say one thing about her question from Julie asking her why she didn't backdoor Brendon & Rachel, Jordan told Julie it would be the dumbest move ever and everyone other than Dani was telling them to backdoor them and now everyone else is up there telling Brendon & Rachel to backdoor them...Jeff says they got it, they're past that...Jordan says she knows, she's just telling them...Brendon says that he and Jeff were up there talking forever...Jeff says he kinda filled Jordan in...Jeff then says "we're on the same page love" ♥ and they high five...game talk continues... Jeff & Kalia talk in the kitchen - drama 7:30 - 7:35 PM Jordan is leaving the HOH room after her and Jeff's long talk with Brenchel...Jordan is saying that Kalia is acting fishy, asking her a ton of questions, she has been short with her so she knows something is up...Rachel tells Jordan to just continue being nice...the feeds switch to the kitchen where Jeff and Kalia are, the audio comes on... Kalia is grilling Jeff about what's going to happen? re: the POV...Jeff is prepping food for dinner and is giving her the cold shoulder...Jeff asks Kalia why they were talking so loud about Adam when he was right there (bathroom), doesn't she think that he could hear them?...Kalia says she wasn't talking loud...Jeff says he thinks he could...Jeff plays dumb and tells Kalia he never heard this plan about taking A/D off the block and putting up K/L...Kalia says that was the point of Dom being up there, him and Rachel are close...Jeff says he doesn't think he knows everything there is to know...Kalia says she guesses she doesn't either... Jeff says if there was a plan in place, nobody told him, how did they all know about the plan...Kalia says it's not all of them, it's her...Jeff says they're the ones that stay up until 6am and talk...Kalia says they never talk about that...Jeff says "oh you don't?"...Jeff sarcastically says "nobody talks game in here"...Kalia says they definitely do but that's not it...Jeff hopes she's telling him everything he needs to know, it's just weird he didn,t know what the plan was and now the plan is happening when he didn't even know what it was in the first place LOL Kalia asks if that's the plan because she got it from B&R?...Jeff says no, he doesn't know where she got it, he's just wondering where it came from?...Kalia says that as soon as Dom won that veto, he was their best friend...Jeff says everyone is freaking out, he doesn't know what for..Kalia says she doesn't know why he is if the veto is being used and she's going up, maybe that's what they're trying to do...Jeff asks if she thinks it's a good option for her to go up?...Kalia says she knows that she's safe...Jeff asks why she would do that? then D/A both stay here, that's good?...Kalia says she doesn't know, it would make everyone stop being crazy...Jeff says she's telling the wrong person, he's not HOH...Kalia says Jeff has pull...Jeff says he can't pull strings if he didn't even know what the plan was...Kalia says Jeff thinks that's the plan...Jeff says she just said it was...Kalia says she "thought" it was... Jeff says he doesn't know but he feels she's giving him the run around tbh...Kalia asks if he thinks that?...Jeff says he kinda does, he's got a weird vibe or good intuition one or the other...Kalia mentions the plan again assuming that's what it is...Jeff zings her one last time by saying when Kalia finds out the real plan then they can talk Kalia leaves to go to the HOH room...Jeff and Shelly start whispering about Dani... Lock that man down/Jordan would say yes 8:29 - 8:33 PM Adam is in the kitchen cleaning up...Jordan goes to the sink to wash her hands...Adam says "you gotta lock that man down"...Jordan says hmm?...Adam repeats...Jordan says "why?"...Adam says "he's a good one, you don't want him to get away"...Adam says "propose to him, it's very chic"...Jordan says "no! me?"...Adam says he's teasing...Jordan says "he's gotta propose to me" Adam says (getting personal lol) "without getting too personal, you think it's in the cards?"...Jordan says "do I?"...Adam says yeah...Jordan says "umm, I mean yeah I mean if, well we don't talk about it, but if he did I would say yeah, but I don't think it's coming anytime soon if he did"...Adam says they have so much other stuff going on, there's no rush...Jordan says they both have to get their stuff together before anything but she hopes it would eventually turn into something so she knows she's not wasting...Adam says "hey, the man can cook" as Jordan goes outside... A half a minute later the feeds switch to the BY where Jordan is sitting next to Jeff on the couches, she's telling him exactly what Adam and her talked about inside and adds she told him they're not ready (which she never said ) ...Jeff doesn't say a word lol... They whisper a little and then Jeff helps adjust Jordan's tank top... Jeff runs Jordan’s hair 9:44 - 9:49 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches chatting...Jordan gets up to put something away, Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan tells him and goes straight to Jeff saying she's going to do something he hates...palm trees when feeds return Jordan is laying near Jeff's lap and he is rubbing her hair... General chit chat about weather and the bugs...Lawon joins them and Jordan sits up...Jeff asks why she sat up?...Jordan says cuz Lawon was coming...Jeff says "you can touch me"...Jordan then lays back down and Jeff continues rubbing...Brendon comes out and asks what apropos means? appropriate More chit chat about the bee they found and then Jordan puts her hand in Jeff's jeans leg...Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says nothing she's cold...Jeff too, what does she think, they just stared at a bee for an hour...they talk about the bee...Jordan sits up again saying ok...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "thank you"...Jeff says "that's it?"...Jordan wants some popcorn, she leaves to go get some… Technotronics zinger 10:02 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches talking about songs BB plays...Jordan asks what song it was today? she doesn't even remember...Jeff says it was Technotronics ...Kalia laughs saying it was Technotronics...Adam says "pump up the jam"...Jeff smiles...Brendon says he didn't know the story, when they told him he was out there dying laughing...Adam says he thought it was pretty funny...Jeff laughs and says just when he thought it was over, they zinged him LOL they continue talking about songs for TV shows… Jordan hangs with the boys (& Porsche) Part 1 10:06 - 10:14 PM Jeff comes back outside...Jordan has just finished up her popcorn...Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's chest/lap and shoots the breeze with Jeff, Brendon, Porsche and Adam discussing various things including men and their "package"... Adam asks about Jordan's Appalachian State shirt which leads Jeff and Adam to discuss NCAA basketball...Adam is a Duke fan...Jeff says they beat Duke in regular season no?...Adam doesn't think so, he thinks NC lost to App. St...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg...BB yells to please stop singing...chit chat about songs amongst palm trees... Jeff and Jordan are generally silent while the others chat about random stuff...Adam and Brendon leave to go inside...Jeff says to Jordan "it's real bohring tonight huh?"...Jordan says she knows, everybody is separated...Adam yells out to Fara...Jordan says she's very bohred...Porsche tells them about a weird BB dream she had about Fara, where she was a guy that looked like Adam and was wearing jean shorts LOL, Brendon tried to get her to tell Adam her dream but she didn't want to...Jeff says she should have...Jordan says it would have been funny...Porsche says normally when she thinks of Fara she thinks of Farrah Fawcett... Jordan asks if Porsche feels like her hair is getting longer?...Porsche says a little...Jordan feels hers is too...Porsche mentions them talking about shaving their heads (they did that BB11 too lol)...Jordan asks Jeff if he'd shave his head for a veto?...Jeff says in a second...Porsche says with guys it's so much easier, girls no way...Kalia pops her head out asking if someone is in the DR...Jeff mumbles "she's awful chatty" Jordan doesn't hear and says "hmm?"...Jeff lets it go...they talk about what the next comp might be...Jordan says she doesn't know, has no clue...palm trees...feeds return with Jeff almost pulling out one of Jordan's hairs but he doesn't...Jordan says it's ok, he can so he does Jordan ow's...Adam comes outside and tells Jeff when Dom is finished eating they'll play pool...Adam joins them...palm trees... Jordan is now fully hugging Jeff ...Jeff sees Brendon coming outside with a beer in hand and asks him to grab him one...Brendon walks towards Jeff with a glass of beer and Jeff asks if Brendon brought him a beer already?...Brendon says no...Jeff says "you did that last time and it was cute as hell" ... Brendon says "I am thoughtful like that"...Jeff says he thought he did it again and he was like "this fu**ing cutie" LOL Brendon leaves to get the beer...Jordan is loving being cuddled up to Jeff, Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "why you laughing?"...Jordan says she's not...Adam says "she's happy, she's in your arms, Jesus Christ dude"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says she's laughing at something else...Jordan says she's not, can she not smile?... Sexy time? 10:15 PM Continued couch talk...Jordan's flirty with Jeff pinching his belly fat ...Jeff cutely says to not poke his fat...Jordan does it again and says "look at all that"...Adam asks if he should leave them alone to...? Jordan says no...Jeff looks down at Jordan and says "to what?"...Adam says "sexy time"...Jordan and Jeff shake their heads and Jeff says "yeah I wish" while Jordan says "nuh, not much going on in here"... Jeff says it sucks...Jordan giggles saying "Jeffff" Jeff smiles… Jordan hangs with the boys (& Porsche) Part 2 10:16 - 10:26 PM Continued couch talk...Brendon arrives with Jeff's beer...Jeff says "ello mate"...Brendon says "ello poppet"...Brendon continues talking with a British accent...Adam asks where that is from?...Jeff says "Ello poppet? Pirates of the Caribbean"...Adam says "never saw it"...they can't believe it...Jordan says he'd like it... Meanwhile Jeff is slowly pouring his beer into a glass, trying to do it in all one pour ...Jeff says it's like a commercial...Adam says he did see one of those movies...Jeff says there has to be a reason he didn't see the movies...Jeff finishes pouring his beer... ...and then says that it's like when a guy pees and just when you think you're done, you shake it (and you get a few more drops)...Jeff says it's the same thing... Jordan says they're lucky, you can just poke "It" in a direction and go...Adam says he doesn't think they're poking it...Jordan says "well you know, you can just point it in a direction"...Jeff says "we can poke it in that little tube from the toilet paper?"...Jordan giggles...Brendon says sometimes it's not that easy to aim where you want it to go...Jordan says if they're travelling and they don't want to stop they can just pee in a bottle...Jeff says no, you can't...Brendon says it's not that easy...Jeff says it'll go all crazy...Adam says not if you have more than 16 fluid ounces...Jeff says if you have to go pee that bad, it's going to go bigger LOL Brendon says trying to stop doesn't feel good either, stopping half way through peeing...Jeff says unless you have one of those big Gatorade bottles like they have there...Brendon says it's one of those things you don't want "it" to mostly fit, you want to have plenty of area/room...Adam says once you hit a bounce you pee all over yourself...Brendon says yeah, then you set it down and a half hour later you accidentally drink it...Porsche eww's...Adam says "and I'm the creepy guy?"...Brendon says you think it's apple juice and totally forget 20 minutes later... Jordan says she's so glad she's a girl...Jeff says he's glad he's a guy...Adam says he'll trade that over a period any fu**ing day...Jordan says periods are bad...Jeff says he'd rather piss his pants once in awhile...some random chatter about pissing their pants and then Jordan asks "does 'it' ever bother you at all?...does it get on your nerves sometimes?"...they ask what?...Jordan says "your junk...does it ever get on your nerves sometimes cuz it just like dangles...Adam says he loves his...Jeff and Jordan smile...Brendon says "here it comes"...Jeff says "Ello Creepy" Adam asks "what's wrong with loving yourself? 2 or 3 times a day" Jordan says Adam named his, she's sure he's the type that names his LOL! ...Brendon says it's the time where you hit it on something or you sit on something or you get kicked in the balls, there's no other, girls don't understand...Jeff says the worst is those little flickers...Jordan says "on your balls?"...Jeff makes a painful groan sound...they laugh... Jeff says if you just flicked a nut sack, it'd be lights out, it'd be over...the men agree...Lawon says or when you sit on them, he and Jeff mention getting a stomach ache from that...Jordan says once, when she was around 12, she was talking to one of her dad's friends who had just gotten done playing tennis and he was sitting with his legs crossed sitting sideways and his balls were over to the side and she remembers looking at her mom who told her to look away LOL Adam says he was hanging brain?...they laugh...Jordan says she could see his balls, he was a 40 or 50 yr old man and she was eww...Jeff says she should have said to put the mouse back in the house...Adam says that's the penis, when the balls hang out it's hanging brain...Adam tells a story about a picture of a guy in a Portland newspaper that was hanging brain ...Jordan says that's gross...Adam says it was by accident...Brendon says there's no other feeling like it when you get hit in the balls...they all say it's the worst pain in your stomach, like you're going to shit and throw up at the same time...Brendon says it hurts so bad...Adam asks if Jordan ever hit her funny bone?...Jordan says yeah...Adam says to picture that 100x worse...Jordan says she wished she could give them all cramps for a day so they could see what it's like...Brendon tries to compare the two...Porsche pipes up saying some women have cramps way worse than guys and she had ones where she puked 6 times in a day...Jordan says she was on a trampoline one time with a ton of people on it, she bounced up and guy whammed his foot into that area and it hurt so bad...Brendon continues saying that it doesn't compare, their pain is the worst ever Jordan says "I'm glad I don't have balls" Brendon says "well I'm sure Jeff is glad you don't either" ...Jordan says (on BB last time) they talked about balls and it was so funny, they talked about guys waking up hurting, she's glad that isn't her...Adam says at least you know it's still working...Jeff and Brendon ask what she means by hurting?...Jordan says doesn't it hurt when you don't do something about it? LOL Jeff says "like blue balls?" (deja vu BB11)...Jordan says yeah...Brendon says you usually don't wake up with blue balls, you go to sleep with blue balls ...they laugh...Jeff says "it's more your feelings hurt than your balls" (aww lol) ...Brendon talks about the first time he had them Finally this topic dies down and they focus in on the close to dead bee on the table...they talk about putting salt on slugs and snails...Dom comes out and they decide on order of play for pool...they quiet down and then a brief cute moment when Jeff looks down at Jordan sweetly and strokes her hair before palm trees and Jeff getting up to play pool... Must touch 11:30 PM Jordan is sitting outside on the couches in the BY chatting with Shelly & Lawon...Jeff comes over to get his glass that's sitting on the side table by Jordan...as he grabs it, they share a little touch… Jordan & Shelley relationship talk - Jordan is Jeff’s type 11:36 - 11:42 PM Jordan, Shelly and Lawon are sitting on the couches chatting...Jordan, out of the blue, says to Shelley "you know how you were saying earlier about the whole trusting thing? like Jeff if he goes out, like with his buddies which he doesn't really go out that much, it's only random, maybe like when football goes on and he's had a few drinks, but he, umm, that's one thing why I think our LD has worked because he's like, he never makes me feel like he's doing anything or even if like the prettiest girl, let's say, I mean nobody's done this but the prettiest girl walks by I know he might look but he doesn't pay any attention to it" Shelly says even when he walked out tonight he said "that is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...you know that he adores you"...Jordan says yeah...Shelly says as long as you know that it's great but she also has confidence...Jordan says not all the time...Shelly says she's not overflowing with it but she's not paranoid, she's self-assured...Jordan says with their relationship, she couldn't say that in the past but because Jeff makes her feel that way, not worrying about things, that it's you know... Shelly asks how far after they left the house did she really know she'd like to date Jeff?...Jordan says she knew in the house that she liked him but she didn't know if after he would be the same as he was plus she knew he went to the tryouts with his ex-gf so what if he gets back in Chicago and then just forgets about her, what if sees this girl and wants to date her? and she's history, she knew after the show though because they were always inseparable...Shelly thinks it's because they took things so slow and didn't give it up...Jordan says they were friends too, they both admitted they liked each other, she thinks Jeff wanted to see how things played out and then it just kind of happened and they stayed together... Jordan repeats the same thing about Jeff not paying attention to cute girls just as she doesn't with guys and then talks about the story of her accusing Jeff of staring at some girl at Brooke's wedding LOL Jordan then says that Jeff is attracted to dark haired girls, not blondes, and right after the show she wasn't feeling attractive because she had gained weight and there was a cute dark haired girl that Jordan pointed out and Jeff said "you're my type shut up" (Jeff is awesome! ) Shelly says that Jeff said that from the beginning what he loved was Jordan's inside, he loved how Jordan was a good person...Jordan says that's what she loves about Jeff too, looks fade but personality is what matters, it makes them so much cuter to you...Jordan says that's even the case with girlfriends...Jordan says that's the main thing she likes about Jeff...Shelly says not to mention he's not bad to look at ...Jordan giggles...Shelly says Jeff and Jordan are so cute together, they have an easy relationship...Jordan says sometimes she gets on his nerves...Shelly says that happens...Jordan says sometimes she'll space out a little, not listening to him...

July 25 Hidden hands 12:06 - 12:09 AM Jeff and Jordan sit on the couches and chat with the other HG's...Jeff says he likes Jordan's stretchy jeans...Jordan says she got them on sale for $13...Shelly saw them at the gap...Jordan says they were regular $69 but got them on sale...Jeff says "they're even better now" Jordan says she bought a bunch of tops on sale but she was having a hard time finding jeans , they only had size 0 and 2 or the 12's, the others were gone...they talk about Brendon's knee and the HN comp and how rough it was...they hold and rub hands behind the couch while chatter goes on... Cool picture they took 12:23 - 12:25 AM Jordan is outside on the couches talking to Lawon & Adam...Adam leaves and Jeff walks back and sits down...they talk about working out and how sore they are...Jeff is eating peanuts...Jordan says to Jeff if he remembers when they were outside of the BB house and they took a picture by the door and all they could see were the lights? she doesn't know, it was just cool because they never thought they'd ever come back in there (they did twice!)...Jeff says he's eating like a little bird...Jordan says yeah he is...random chit chat after this...they are both bored… “Ello love” 12:43 AM Jordan is in the kitchen...Jeff comes in from outside and walks by Jordan saying, in his British accent "Ello love" ♥ Paranoia chat in the purple room 12:58 - 1:04 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are laying down in the purple room...they are stressed and worried about Dom being up in the HOH talking to Brenchel... no Jeff says if Brenchel is buying what she's selling, omg...Jordan says "where's the mystery power?"...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says that Dani just flipped on Jeff in a second...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan says Jeff can go up once Dom comes down...Jeff doesn't even know why Brenchel keeps entertaining these ideas, it doesn't make sense to him... Jordan sits up and says it's stupid to think that if Dani flipped on them, why would Brenchel flip on them too?...Jeff says she made up this fu**ing thing, why are they entertaining it, he doesn't understand...they hear someone go by and get quiet...Jeff is stressed...Jeff and Jordan wonder if Brenchel is just telling them what they want to hear...quiet again and then Jeff says "what a mean person"...Jordan says she's not surprised this is how she's playing the game... Jeff gets up and leaves without saying a word...Jordan hmm's to herself and then gets up, she sees Jeff heading to the bathroom and asks if he wants to just go outside?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks where Jeff is going?...Jeff says brushing his teeth...Jordan comes in and says "I know you're all worked up"...they both brush their teeth, mirror images of one another … Wanna hammock it? 1:09 - 1:11 AM Jordan and Shelly are having a heart to heart game talk on the patio by the pool...Jeff has come down from talking to Brendon and Rachel, he's talking with Adam on the couches...Jordan says Shelly has to go up there and talk...she leaves and Jordan goes over to Jeff...Jeff asks "wanna hammock it?"...Jordan says yeah...Adam says "aww, that's not where you guys fell in love though right?"...Jeff and Jordan say no...Jeff says "no, but we did spend a lot of hammock time"...Adam says goodnight and they head to the hammock...Jordan says that Kalia and Dani just walked by...Jeff knows and says Kalia is lying, Jordan knows that right?...Jordan says duh!...they start talking… Hammock game talk - stressing out 1:11 - 1:31 AM Jeff and Jordan walk over to the hammock & get settled...Jeff tells Jordan that Kalia is lying, she knows that right?...Jordan says duh!...Jeff says that the reason people got pissed and how all this suspicion started was because Jordan picked Shelly & Kalia for the luxury comp over Dani & Rachel...Jordan says "are you serious?...who said that?"...Jeff says Brendon told him the whole thing started then, that's when Dani started planting seeds that Jordan was working with the newbies...Jordan says they have to get over that, they're acting like they're 4 years old... Jeff says "dude, what a fu**ing loser Kalia is"...Jordan says it's not like they got to leave the house, they went upstairs (for the prize)...Jeff says who gives a f**k about that...Jordan says she thought she could trust Kalia...Jeff says she thinks she's playing both sides, she went up to Jeff and said she & Lawon could go up on the block so Adam & Dom could stay ...Jeff spots Kalia and says "look at Kalia, what a fu**ing dork"...Shelly comes outside and they call her over...Jordan tells Jeff that Shelly was going to go talk to Brenchel asking what was up...Shelly starts talking game with JeJo but then takes off seeing her chance to go talk to them...Dom then opens the sliding glass door and says "you guys are in my hammock"...they joke around for a bit and then he leaves... JeJo go back to talking about what Shelly told Jordan that Dani talked to her about...Jeff says, about Dani, "wtf is her problem?"...Jordan doesn't know, her and Jeff seemed friendly but she did see Dani roll her eyes when Jordan didn't pick her for the luxury comp, what could she do, Brendon & Rachel get everything...Jeff says Jordan should've just picked them...Jordan says no! picked them just to suck up to them because they're HOH?...Jeff says it's just to play the game...Jordan says she's not doing that...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it's just an excuse...Jordan says she could see them being jealous if they left and got to go somewhere, they were in the HOH room for an hour...Jeff says exactly, it's an excuse... Jordan says they didn't miss out on anything, they got to meet Hasselhoff...Jeff says not to mention it again, Dani was the one that put it in their head, that's all, Dani is putting everything in everyone's head...Jordan says if Brenchel did backdoor them it would be the dumbest move on their part unless Dani has them convinced to get rid of Jeff to keep her around but if Dani is this quick to switch out of an alliance she'll do it again (to Brenchel)...Jeff says Dani had this master plan and it fell apart and now she's telling lies and people are buying them like Kalia who's a loser and just wants to be a part of something and now she's trying to get info out of him like he's a fu**ing loser not knowing what she's doing...Jeff says he kept pressing Kalia to tell him who told her the plan was for her & Lawon to go up to save Adam & Dom but she wouldn't say, just that she knew that was the plan...Jeff says that Kalia finally said she'd go talk to Brendon and Rachel so he thought "yeah and why don't you come down with a new story"... Jeff then says Kalia came down and he asked her why Dani signalled to her like she was shooting herself in the head with a gun? Kalia said she didn't know why she did that (yeah right )...Jeff says he thinks Rachel is cracking so Brendon is telling her to be rational and talk to everybody, maybe they think this will be the easiest way to get him (Jeff) out...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says Jordan shouldn't have told them that even Julie asked her in her interview why she didn't backdoor Brenchel, he's not telling her what and what not to say but don't even put that shit in her head, they'll think, see production wants us out...palm trees... JeJo agree that Rachel wants to be the BB couple of the year, Jeff says Rachel is thinking that in the back of her head...Jordan says Rachel likes the attention...Jordan says Shelly said Brendon swore they weren't going use the veto...Jeff can't understand how Dani talks shit about Rachel and she takes it...Jordan thinks maybe Rachel thinks she's cool because they were friends outside the house, it sucks because there's nothing they can do about it...Jordan says Shelly said she was going to have a talk with Rachel about Dani...Jeff says to think logical, he lays out a number/color scenario putting emotions aside, they have the numbers not Dani's side...Jordan says they're including Shelly and then there's Porsche...Jeff says they don't need Porsche...Jordan says she heard Porsche likes Dom so they don't have her vote...Jeff says this is fu**ed, they're going to get fu**ing rocked LOL Jordan says if something happens and they do get backdoored, she'll campaign for Jeff but if she does stay she'll do nothing in comps, she'll just flop, she'll be a pawn, she'll have no one but Shelly 🙄 Jeff says to just play...Jordan says "for what?"...Jeff says nothing has happened yet...Jordan says "to listen to Brendon and Rachel? I'll be the outcast and I'll be so mean" :/...Jeff says nothing has happened so not to think like that...Jordan says it's hard not to when Dom is up there, he has to know they'll be up their butts...Jordan mentions something she said to Cassi about having a feeling she was leaving the next week...Jeff says what does she mean? she's not leaving, he is...Jordan says not if she campaigns good enough...Jeff says what does she mean campaign? that has nothing to do with it...Jordan says she'll remind them she wants to go...Jeff says they're all up Dani's ass to do whatever she says and she's pleading to get Jeff out for what reason he doesn't know... Jordan says maybe it is from the luxury comp, maybe she shouldn't have even won that thing, does Jeff think if she had picked Dani none of this would've happened?...Jeff thinks it probably still would have, whatever, he just wished Jordan didn't pick Kalia to go up there cuz she fu**ing sucks and is a loser, she even lied about her shoulder hurting, he hates how people suck socially, aren't physical and they last...Jordan says people are worried about getting out the good players...Jeff says if he goes to jury it'll be Lawon, Kalia, Porsche, tsk, c'mon...Jordan says Porsche says she doesn't want to be in jury, she'd rather be with hanging out with her friends...Jeff doesn't buy it... Jordan says Porsche doesn't want to go to jury because there are no cameras there and it won't help her career (oy oy! SMH)...Jordan says Porsche has another thing coming if she thinks she's going to be famous off BB...Jeff says people think that, who knows, maybe he'll be famous ...Jordan says the camera thing is stupid though...Jeff thinks they're bananas...Jordan says she thinks they're most of them are cuckoo, she's dead serious, or they're wannabe's, Lawon, Kalia and Porsche all want to be on TV, Adam thinks he's going to be on Letterman...Jeff says he wants to as well so he's a loser too...Jordan says Jeff is normal, she doesn't know, she just thinks it's funny... Shelly comes outside again saying it's all good in the hood...Jeff asks if anyone is up there?...Shelly says no...Shelly says they're golden, they're not using the veto, etc...Jeff says they'll be relieved tomorrow...Jeff says he's going to run up there to talk...he leaves and Jordan and Shelly continue talking game... The moth in the BY 2:19 - 2:33 AM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches in the BY chatting with Adam, Brendon and Lawon...Jeff points out a big moth saying look at the size of it...Jordan says OMG, that thing is big...Adam says it's a bird...Jeff says it's a bat...Jordan tells Adam to go flick it...Adam says he's not touching that fu**ing thing...Brendon stands up and mentions the movie "Tommy Boy", he and Jeff start joking around about it...Jordan starts squirming when Brendon gets near it...Jeff says it's going to fly right in his face...Adam gets up and moves over...Jordan and Jeff egg Brendon on to touch it...he tries and they all laugh and wait...Brendon swears he touched it...Brendon tries another tactic...Jeff says the moth is very confident, it's the fu**ing size of a seagull LOL Jeff says "dude, that thing's not budging, he thinks it's just windy, you got to give him a nudge"... Adam tries with a candlestick...BB tells him to stop that!...Jordan laughs...Jordan says to get a pool stick...Jeff says she'll get in trouble...Jeff heads over there and says omg, it's got fangs...Adam says it has claws...Jeff says "dude, you could make a hat out of that thing"...Jordan has a blanket over her head she says omg! that thing is huge, she runs away...Brendon is back with the pool stick...BB tells him to stop that!...Lawon says "what is that!?"...Jeff says a moth LOL! Jeff says it's the Mothman Prophecies...Brendon and Jeff cringe...Jeff says it got pissed...they can't believe the moth still...Jeff says that PETA is going to be all over Brendon...Adam says it's an endangered species, the batmoth...Jeff says to get closer...Jordan says it scared her... Jordan tells Adam to go touch it...Adam says NO!!...Jeff gets closer again and says he has one of those bad boy tattoos on it's arm, it gives him the heebie jeebies...they start talking game...shortly after Dom & Lawon come out and they challenge Dom to touch the moth...he tries, slightly touches it but it doesn't move, he tries to get the pool cleaner to poke it but BB calls him out...he puts it back and then they all stand around discussing...Brendon grabs a container to put the moth in if they catch it...palm trees...the moth is now on the ground and they take a closer look...Jordan bends over and Jeff takes the opportunity to poke her in the butt Palm trees...when feeds come back Dom has released the moth...Jordan screams and runs away along with Jeff...Jeff says the moth is mad...they call Lawon over...Dom tells Jeff to go up there and grab one of his wings...Jeff says "f**k that dude"...Dom eggs him on...Jeff says he doesn't like bugs...Dom says his back is cool...Jordan asks if they sting?...Lawon giggles...Dom asks what he's doing?...Jeff says he's saying not to f**k with him...Lawon & Jordan staring at the moth... They continue talking about the moth and laughing...Dom calls it some ridiculous name, Jeff doesn't believe it saying it sounds like a salad Continued staring and discussion of the moth...Shelly comes outside, she says she's not afraid of it, she approaches it and it takes off...Jeff runs away like a little kid LOL!Dom cracks up saying he's never seen Jeff run so fast...the moth takes off...they liken it to a dragon or the thing from Lord of the Rings. Dom says Jeff went from the elliptical to the pool table in one step...Jeff says he didn't know which way it was cutting more giggles...Jeff says he was frozen for a second...Dom goes back inside along with Lawon...Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Adam continue talking about the moth... Jeff likes Jordan’s butt grab 2:32 - 2:45 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the bathroom getting ready for bed...Jeff goes to pee and Jordan takes off her long sleeved top (her figure looks amazing!) and waits for Jeff...Jeff uses mouthwash...Jordan says the bleaching cream she has doesn't smell good...Jeff says the other one smells good...Jordan says this is the bleaching one her doctor gave her...Jeff says "bleaching? for what? your moustache?"...Jordan says "yes! for my face, for my spot"...Jeff says he thought she meant for his moustache?...Jordan says "why? do I look like I have a moustache?"...Jeff says "no...don't women bleach their moustache?"...Jordan says "no! why I would I bleach my moustache, I'm blond headed, I'm not dark headed"...Jeff says oh yeah he didn't think about that (LOL) but don't women do that?...Jordan says some women do, older women, not her...Jeff says "you know what I mean, don't try to make me look silly"...they start leaving and Jordan walks side by side with Jeff saying "you're so cuuute", she grabs Jeff's butt... Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan says she's not even saying anything, she's grabbing his butt...Jeff says he likes it ❤️ Jeff says to hold on, he's getting water...Jordan says Jeff is getting excited...they walk to the bedrooms and Jordan says she acts like she can't go anywhere without him, she doesn't want to go in the room without him...she pinches his butt one more time and they head into the candy room... Sensual snuggle 2:49 - 2:58 AM Jeff & Jordan come to bed in the candy room...Kalia, Dom, Dani & Porsche are in there already, Kalia is making up some random story (she's being rather loud & not very funny IMO, the others are lapping it up but Jeff and Jordan are in their own little world)...Jordan snuggles super close into Jeff... (I can pretty much read his mind here ) Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and chest... Jeff clears his throat. Jordan keeps rubbing... Funny moment when during Kalia's story, she needs to think of a good name for Chris Brown's baby and Jordan says "little Tyquisha" LOL The others crack up... The story ends, the others keep talking while Jeff and Jordan are quiet...Jordan keeps rubbing... They start talking about a show called Scared Straight...Jordan props herself up and at one point Jeff whispers something admonishing Jordan for how this looks. Jordan then lays back down snuggling into Jeff again LOL...camera goes off them & returns...Jordan is still rubbing Jeff like she can't get enough of Jeff...poor Jeff they finally kiss goodnight and try to go to sleep... Jordan wants a burger made by Jeff 1:24 - 1:26 PM Jeff is sitting at the kitchen counter...Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table...there's chatter going on between Jeff, Brendon & Adam, Dom is there as well getting something to drink...Jordan says "Jeff?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "will you make me one of them hamburgers?...will you make me one of them hamburgers that you made?"...Jeff asks what she means?...Jordan says "remember the hamburgers that I had frozen?"...Jeff asks if they were the TGIF burgers?...Jordan says yeah, he made them good... Jeff says "you mean put it in the microwave for a minute?" Jordan says no, no to put all the stuff on it...Dom goes outside...Jordan says she wants just one...Jeff gets up and walks over to the fridge freezer to get the burger...Jeff gets it and rips it open saying "this is going to take all day" (Cam 3 for cute Jeff face)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he put ketchup and mustard on it...Jordan asks if that's all he did? she likes how he made it...Brendon says he'll make it "Al Pacino"...Jordan giggles...Adam says Jeff is a microwave genius LOL Jeff says "I know...I make magic in the microwaves" LOL! Jeff puts the burger in the microwave...Adam says 53 seconds is the key...Jeff sighs deeply...Shelly walks in and Jordan compliments her on her cover up...she leaves...Adam asks Brendon if he can go up to the HOH...Brendon says yeah...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants mustard?...Jordan says yeah, didn't he put pickles on it?...Jeff says "did I?"...Jordan commands "mustard, ketchup, pickles" Jeff gathers the condiments and says "how long is your rehab gonna take?"...Jordan says "what??"...Jeff points saying "aren't your legs broken?" Jordan laughs and gets up saying "I'll put it on"...feeds switch out but audio continues...Jeff says "oh you will?"...Jeff is heard asking "should I put pickles on it?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "slice them?"...feeds switch out... Hey lover 1:40 - 1:43 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches having a smoke...he is pensive after the mini drama with Dom that went on after the POV ceremony... Interesting camera work here...Dom is shown sneaking peeks at Jeff while working out and then Jeff is shown doing the same, the cam then switches to Jeff's perspective behind him in the foreground while Dom is in the background resting between sets... Jordan comes outside, Jeff smiles...Jordan, off camera, says "hey lover" ♥ ...Jeff says "heyyy" It's hard to hear after that but they chat about something possibly working out later...tension in the BY is high...Jeff says "it's very quiet"...Jeff asks if she's going in the pool?...Jordan says yeah and she's going to try and lay out...Jordan puts lotion on while Jeff finishes up his smoke and the feeds switch out... Pool time - cute hug 2:01 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff is chatting with Kalia while Jordan hugs Jeff from behind for a little while. Cute! Pool time - Jordan story 2:10 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool, a few other HG's are around as well...they're talking to Kalia about her being a lifeguard and what kind she would be...palm trees...feeds return with Jordan telling the story of a lifeguard having to jump in and save someone when they were little (I think this is about Peyton)...Jeff laughs...Jordan shows how he was flailing in the water LOL Pool time - Jeff doesn’t like massages 2:16 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool throwing around the ball...Adam says something about a massage and Jeff says he's only had 2 massages in his life...Dom says ever?...Jeff says yeah...Dom asks why?...Jeff says he doesn't like them, he feels bad for the person doing them...Adam says it's their job and Dani says that's the weirdest thing she's ever heard...Jeff says he feels like when they're 10 mins in he's like alright "your turn", he feels bad about it...Jeff says he doesn't know, it feels so good and I don't know...Adam says they get massages all the time...Jeff says he can't fully relax, he feels guilty and if he sleeps it's over, it feels so good and so nice and they make you smell that thing...Jordan giggles...Adam says "chloroform?" LOL Jeff says yeah and then they massage the side of your butt it feels so good...more giggles from Jordan... Pool time - Jordan’s touchy feely 2:22 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff swims over to Jordan who is saying "come here"...Jeff says "what's up duck?"...Jeff points out something about Jordan's bikini top saying let me see ...Jordan says no and adjusts it, they have their little "get out of here, stop, gross" banter and Jordan hugs Jeff from behind while he plays basketball... Jordan then rubs Jeff's neck and holds onto Jeff while he continues throwing the ball with Adam... More banter and cute looks while Jeff keeps playing...Jordan joins in and gets her first shot...and her second shot...and her third and fourth...and fifth LOL (with some help from Adam)...Jordan says "perfecto" Pool time - Batman, hamhock & Calgon 2:44 - 2:48 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to see his Batman impression?...Jordan says yeah go...Jeff goes underwater spreading his arms out, he's under for awhile (doesn't look like Batman to me? lol)...Jeff comes up for air and asks if Jordan thought he was dead?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's her turn...Jordan says "me? I can't get my hair wet"... Jordan wants to request rafts, cheap rafts...Jeff wants those and donuts, they might get them in a little bit, after they're gone...Jordan says stop...Jeff says "stoppp"...Jordan says she feels gross...Jeff says he feels yummy, not really but he likes being in the water...Jeff heads over to where Jordan is and Jordan squeezes his side...Jeff then says for Jordan to pretend to shoot him, she does and he starts sinking...they are quiet for a little bit and then Jeff swims over to Jordan again...Jordan says "are you trying to squeeze my hamhock?"...they banter a little while touching each other... Pool time - chimpanzee 2:49 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they start throwing around the ball but with Jeff's feet catching the ball instead of his hands (oh what boredom leads to in BB lol) Jordan says Jeff is like a chimpanzee ...and Jeff says "why do you like bossing me in the pool?"... Jeff then says "Calgon take me away" LOL Lawon says "for an hour or two"... Pool time continued 2:57 - 3:01 PM JeJo pool time continues between palm trees...Jeff does the E.T. impersonation and wants Jordan to do it...she does and Jeff cracks up...Kalia says E.T. phone home...Jeff says he loves that guy...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he didn't realize it until he came in there, he didn't realize what true love was LOL Jeff says he forgot about him for years, he neglected him... Jeff and Jordan look at each other and Jordan swims over towards Jeff but stops and backs up...Jeff says for her to keep swimming over to him...Jordan says Jeff is going to dunk her...Jeff puts his arms up showing he won't but he has a trick...Jordan's not buying it...they play fight a little with the ball...palm trees...they're still throwing the ball back and forth...Jordan throws it too far and it goes into the yard...Jeff swims underwater towards Jordan...Jordan tells Shelly (who is getting the ball) to nail Jeff in the head when he pops up Jeff pops up and Shelly almost gets him...Jordan tells Jeff she told her to nail him on the head... Pool time - crab legs 3:02 - 3:06 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they're chatting with Kalia...feeds go to palm trees and return with Kalia saying something about seeing someone's hiney, I think Jeff did something underwater to Jordan because he says he couldn't see anything and Jordan says it tickled ...palm trees ...feeds return to them talking about restaurants...Jeff says he's more of a crab fan...Kalia asks if he's been to Joe's crab shack?...Jeff asks Jordan where were they when they went to Joe's crab shack?...Jordan says Myrtle Beach...Jeff says it was on the water, it came in a steam pot with potatoes and he had some beers...Kalia talks about street food places in New York that have the best crab legs, it's so good, you can get those or scallops, shrimp...Jeff says that's his dream, he loves that, he wants to eat crab legs for every single meal and see how long he can last until he gets sick of them...Jeff says when he goes out with Jordan she'll finish up her soup and say let's go and he hasn't even eaten one crab leg...they continue talking about restaurants… Jordan coulda had a John Gotti 3:34 PM Jeff is at the kitchen counter making himself a sandwich...Jordan is off camera sitting at the kitchen table eating her sandwich...Jeff looks up and asks Jordan how her sandwich is saying "you like it love?" ♥...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you coulda had a John Gotti with me" Good, I love it 5:03 - 5:07 PM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon are having a quick game talk by the hammock...they're strategizing how to talk to Dani later and what to say to Porsche...Brendon says they need to talk tonight and keep their tempers...Jordan asks if she can tell Shelly about it so she doesn't think they're trying to orchestrate something with Dani...Brendon says Shelly trusts them, all doubts are gone, as far as he's concerned he's fine with Shelly being final 5...Jordan says she'll be so upset if Dani wins and both Brendon and Jeff get put up, omg she'll be so mad, that's why she's working out, preparing herself for this HOH...Brendon says good and Jeff gets a big smile on his face... Jordan says she's serious!...Jeff says "good, I love it" ...Jeff says that's why they have to have this talk with her...Jordan says when something like this happens, it makes you mad and you want to kill her in this competition, she'll pass out this time...Brendon says there's nothing that turns Jeff on more than to see her get competitive...Jeff says "yeah for real" Jordan giggles...they start talking about their endurance comp on BB11.. Do you still love me? 6:16 - 6:24 PM Jeff and Jordan are out back with Shelly...Jordan on the couch, Jeff drying off after being in the hot tub...they're talking about Vegas...Jordan says that if Shelly always watched BB and liked all the people from the past then she should go for one night but if not then don't go...Shelly says she wants to see what Tony wants to do, she doesn't care, she has to go home and go back to work...Jordan says she's taking 2 weeks off...Shelly too...Jordan says she'd like to take 2 weeks off of work after the show, recuperate and then book a cruise and go on a cruise...Jordan says she won't have school until January because school starts in September and she'll miss it...Jeff says "if we get there" Jordan says "we will"...Jeff says he likes her positivity...Shelly says that is not going to be...Jeff says "not if..." PALM TREES FOR A FEW MINUTES When the feeds return just before 6:21pm Jeff and Jordan are alone out back...Rachel is running laps...Jordan says "do you still love me?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "yes you do"...Jordan says that Jeff seems sad...Jeff says he just wants to get through next week...Jordan says she'll be HOH so don't worry about it...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan says she's going to try...Jeff says he knows she is... Jeff says he'd be fine if he did something to deserve it (being backdoored)...Jordan says right, to go home...Jeff says to go home because she made something up and they get split up...Jordan says he gets a chance to talk to her...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it's in too deep...Jordan says it's probably been brewing for awhile but it just came out now...they get quiet and then Rachel runs by and bails right in front of Jeff Jeff says Rachel just wanted to sit next to Jeff LOL she keeps running and Jeff advises her not run around there just back and forth...more running chatter and then Jeff and Jordan go inside... Rachel falls in front of Jeff 6:22 PM Rachel (and Porsche) are running laps around the backyard...Rachel keeps running past Jeff, who is talking to Jordan...on one lap she trips and falls right in front of Jeff (this segment made it to TV) Jeff asks "Rachel, are you alright?...or did you just wanna sit next to me?" Rachel thanks Jeff for catching her and then Jeff suggests they run back & forth the length of the yard instead of laps...they ignore that advice and keep going... Jeff hesitates 7:22 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is getting ready to eat, he takes his bowl and glass and starts heading outside...Jeff stops at the door and asks Jordan if she's going outside?...Jordan says she was going to eat inside because a lot of people are out there...Jeff hesitates, opens the door, then closes the door...Jeff says it's nice...Jordan tells him "no, no, no, go out there"...Jeff does... Paying for weddings talk 7:48 PM Rachel is in the kitchen talking to Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Brendon about a brides show she was on, she tried on one dress that was 20K...Jeff says you could buy a car with that...Jordan says "oh but was it pretty?" Jordan realizes the shop was in Beverly Hills, no wonder it was 20K...Rachel says another dress, the one she fell in love with is 5K...Brendon says that's still a lot, she's going to wear it one time...Jordan says "and then he's going to rip it off at the end of the night" LOL Jeff says "you guys are thinking Beverly Hills, you gotta be thinking Beverly Hillbillies"...Jordan says Rachel should go to Charlotte to find a dress, she talks about her friend Jessie's dress...Jeff says if you bought a $500 dress and you told everybody it was 5G's, nobody would be able to tell the difference...Jordan says a girl at her work bought one for $10 and got it altered and it was gorgeous...Jeff says if you have one tailored to your body then that's an original...Brendon says that he has a friend that's a clothing designer, he could definitely help them out with that... Jordan asks if it isn't the girls' parents that are supposed to pay? for everything?...Rachel says yes...Jeff thinks they don't do that anymore...Jordan says at home they do that...Rachel says totally...Jeff says "let's have a Beverly Hills wedding". Rachel says it's tradition that the girls' parents pay for the wedding...Jordan says the guys pay for the rehearsal dinner...Jeff says "I'll pay for the rehearsal dinner if you pay for the wedding"...they head outside... Tough? Impressed? banter 8:11 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is putting some food on his plate, Jordan is trying to put away utensils...she waits for Jeff to move out of the way, she finally asks if she can get in front of him...Jeff says "sure can...see I was going to say something mean but I didn't"...Jordan says "you better watch your mouth"...Jeff says "who you talking to?"...Jordan says "you"...Jeff says "I'll bust up your world...you like that? that was tough, were you impressed?"...Jordan says "no, not really"...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says it kinda stunk...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try some fish? try a piece...Jordan says no, she's ok...Jeff says "try a piece or I'll cut out your esophagus"...Jordan says "oh shut up"...Jeff says "was that tough? are you impressed?"...Jordan says "no! not at all" Jeff’s not a morning person 8:16 - 8:20 PM Jordan joins the BY group on the couches...Jeff is eating tuna, he says it's so good and Jordan should try it, he says you! try it and he feeds her... Lawon says it's not fishy, it's good...Jordan says it's not bad...Lawon and Jordan talk about the elliptical making noise, working out and when they're going to bed...Jordan shows off her big guns (arms) Jordan says she's tired, the spaghetti was good, it made her sleepy...Jeff says he could sleep right now but at night when he's trying to go to sleep, it takes him 45 minutes to fall asleep, when he's forced to, he can't...they talk about sleeping in the morning, Jeff says as soon as he falls back asleep the song goes on...Jordan says she knows, she hates in the morning when she hears that music ughhhh... Jeff says he gets his new battery and right when he's about to go back to sleep BB calls him for DR...Jordan says Jeff's not a morning person, he's kind of gripy in the morning...Jeff says "yes I am"...Jordan says do not bother Jeff in the mornings cuz he's gripy...Jeff says "well don't you know that?"...Jordan says she does know that, she's just telling them...Lawon says he knows that, he can tell...Jeff says "I don't like people in the morning"...Jordan says Peyton will be like heyyyy and have a conversation...Lawon says what does Jeff do when he does that?...Jeff says he wants to throw him down the stairs LOL! Jeff says "nah, he makes me laugh...but she knows I'm crabby in the morning"...Jordan says "I know but, I'm not"...Shelly starts talking about her morning routine.... Jordan’s bored/Jeff’s background 8:23 - 8:26 PM Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Lawon continue chatting outside...Jordan says "I'm bored" Jeff says "there's basketball, there's bags, there's pool" Jordan says she played basketball today in the pool...Jeff says "that's great" Jeff says "you wanna file your nails?" Jordan kind of gives Jeff the finger and laughs... Shelly says she needs to paint her toenails...Jeff says "you wanna paint Shelly's toenails?"...Jeff says he sees ice cream in his future lol...Jordan wants ice cream with a brownie and fudge...Jeff just wants mint chocolate chip...Shelly says that's the best ice cream on the earth...Jeff likes Nucholla, it's hazelnut Italian ice...Shelly asks if Jeff's family is all Italian?...Jeff says no, half but where he grew up everything is Italian...Jordan says a lot of Jeff's friends are Italian...Shelly says Schroeder is German though, so the other half is German?...Jeff says yeah...Shelly asks what Jeff's mom's last name is?...Jeff says Sarti...Shelly says mom's Italian, dad's German...Jordan asks about Italian last names...Jeff says Giannini?...Jordan says Giannini?...Jeff says that's Mimmo & Vit Tan Don's name...Shelly knew Vit Tan Don would come out...Jeff says Italian names mostly end in vowels...Jordan asks how you spell that?...Jeff spells it and Jordan says it's tricky...they talk about Enzo being Italian and Jewish names too and then feeds go to control room... Slippery when wet 10:23 - 10:25 PM The HG's are playing the match game in the BY...it's the guys turn to be blindfolded and guess what each girl said for the question "what road sign would describe you the best?"... Lawon is hosting and says that Bachelorette #5 said "Slippery When Wet" LOL! Jeff guesses Porsche...Brendon says Porsche...Dom says Kalia Lawon says that Bachelorette #6 said "Mudslides" Ugh's & Yuk's...Lawon says because they like it wet...Jeff says he hopes nobody said that...Lawon adds "they like the rear end" 😅 Adam guesses Kalia...Brendon guesses Daniele...Dom guesses Shelly...Shelly freaks out! Answers: "Dangerous Curves Ahead" - Porsche "Speed Bumps Ahead" - Shelly "Railroad Crossing" - Rachel (tells you when to stop and go) "Slippery When Wet" - Jordan Jeff's reaction 😁😁😁 Gone with the wind 10:26 PM The HG's continue playing the matching game in the BY...now it's the boy's turn to answer, the girl's turn to guess...the question is "If your love life were a movie, what would it be and why?" Kalia says that Bachelor #1 (Jeff) says "in this house it's Gone with the Wind"...immediately Jordan says "Jeff...cuz he ain't gettin' any" LOL they all guess Jeff (ding! ding!) Jeff would rather stick to his people 10:59 - 11:02 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room...Jordan is putting her laundry away...Jeff lays down on their bed, he's stressed...Jeff sighs...Jordan starts whispering quietly to Jeff...Jeff is quiet...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan says she knows, he's being quiet out there...Jeff says he doesn't like playing fun games out there when everyone wants to throw him out of there...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he'd rather stick to his people...Jordan says me?...Jeff smiles and nods... Jordan asks if she's bothering him?...Jeff says no!...Jordan says he's acting like he's irritated...Jeff says she says that everyday...Jordan says Jeff seems like he has a little attitude...Jeff asks how many hours/minutes did they spend together today?...Jordan knows they did but he's not as talkative, quiet, on edge, that's all she's saying...Jeff says let him think of something clever to say for her on the way to the kitchen...they head out with Jordan saying she's not arguing with him, she's just saying... Quick peck from Jeff 11:08 - 11:10 PM The HG's are out back playing games...the latest question is what is one thing you would change about yourself if you could?...Rachel says her smile...Brendon says there's nothing wrong with her smile...Jordan says "confident"...Shelly says "be more confident?"...Jordan nods yes...some chatter and then Jeff reaches over for a little peck on Jordan's neck... Jeff and Jordan then talk about Jeff's nails (super hard to hear), he starts filing them... Lover, come chat 11:42 PM Jeff, Brendon and Rachel decide it's time to go talk game up in the HOH...meanwhile Kalia is in the candy room sucking up to Jordan...Jeff comes in and says "Lover...what are you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing...come sit"...Jeff says "come, we're going to have a little chat ourselves"...Jordan says "oh really?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan gets up saying she'll talk to Kalia later...they head out to the HOH room...Jeff says "don't say where you heard anything"...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says he knows, he's just saying…

July 22 GN kiss by the pool table 12:55 - 12:56 AM Jeff is playing pool with the boys...Jordan comes out and says she's about to go to bed...Jeff says nooooh, where you going?...Jordan says she's getting ready for bed...Jeff says nooooh...Jordan says "what? you want me to wait on you and finish your game?"...Jeff says "no, go get ready"...at this point all the guys are just watching them LOLJordan looks around saying OK, she says "sorry guys" and gives Jeff a kiss on the cheek inciting aww's... ...more awww's & that's so cute...Jordan says "y'all are stupid"...Dom wanted one on the lips, that was a cheek shot LOL Jeff waves and says "see you next week...oh wait, we live together" JeJo bedtime - sit down & talk after the show 1:47 - 2:05 AM Jeff joins Jordan in bed...they start whispering about Dom and Dani...Jeff says she's out there talking to him right now...they talk Dom vs Adam, who they can trust more...they say no one looked happy when Rachel won HOH...Jeff says he couldn't believe when all 3 (newbies) went out on one question...Jordan says she got confused and thought Julie said that B&R were out on that question...Jeff says he thought "holy shit"...Jordan says they're good...Jeff says my God...Jordan says that's the 4th comp they've won...Jeff says he sucked balls...Jordan says no, he did good, some of them were tricky...Jeff says he hates questions, he thought that because America picked Jeff for the CPR question that they wouldn't pick Brendon as the person likely to run into a burning house...Jordan says she knew the answer was Jeff (to the CPR question) but she didn't want to say it (brag)...Jeff says "but then after I got it I was like yay!" LOL Jordan says Brendon was debating whether to choose him or Jeff but then resigned himself to picking Jeff Jordan rubs Jeff's chest briefly and then Jeff touches Jordan's leg...they talk a little more game about Rachel and Shelly, how Jordan pinky swore with Rachel...they agree that B&R are looking out for them because of Brendon's strategy regarding the nominations...Jordan tells Jeff about the advice Shelly gave Rachel regarding her behavior in the house...they say that Jeff has to be careful the jokes he says around Rachel, she takes them the wrong way...Jeff says there is a certain way to handle her...Jordan says she didn't talk to Rachel much tonight because she didn't want to be up her butt like the others (that's what she wants Jordan!)...they go back to debating who to keep, Dom or Adam... Jeff points out that Dani was outside talking to Adam and then Adam went up to the HOH to talk so she obviously told him something but she's also friends with PT so she's doing "something" but he doesn't know what...hard to hear whispering...Jordan says Dani/Dom are going to be a couple...Jeff says that Adam still thinks their deal is good...Jordan says she likes Dom a lot but she doesn't know...Jeff says if they have Dom he'll take out B&R Adam doesn't have the balls...he doesn't care who goes... Jordan tries to put her arm around Jeff but Jeff says to be careful of the mic...Jordan then puts her arm around Jeff's but that is not comfy...Jeff puts his arm on Jordan and squeezes his hand signalling he wants her to hold/scratch it...she does briefly...chit chat and then they say they miss the HOH room, the dark, the big bed...Jeff says they're back in the ghetto... They talk about DR's and then Jeff asks what Julie asked her on the live show...Jordan starts telling him and of course palm trees...feeds return with Jordan explaining how she answered the marriage and babies question, she explains it word for word and then asks Jeff "was that a good way?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's HMMM lol Jeff asks if she was fun?...Jordan says yeah...Jordan brings up the subject again and says "you know how you said we're going to stay here 5 days or something?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's....Jordan says "we need to sit down and talk about you know...where we're going"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "I didn't mean it like break up"...Jeff says "I didn't take it like that"...SILENCE...Jordan asks "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff says "nothing, why?"...Jordan says "was just wondering" Jordan asks what Jeff thought about the eviction tonight?...Jeff says he wishes she got one vote...Jordan says everyone was scared and it was nice everyone got a chance to say goodbye...Jeff doesn't understand why Rachel was the last person by the door...feeds switch... Candy room love 5 - 5:30 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room talking with Brendon and Porsche...Jeff says he wants to go outside, he asks Jordan "you wanna go outside love ♥ ? or you gonna take a nap?" Jordan gets ready to take a nap...palm trees...her and Porsche chit chat and Porsche leaves...Jordan seems pensive...Jeff comes back Jordan says she thought he was going outside?...Jeff says he is, what is she thinking about?...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff says "don't get frustrated in here"...Jordan holds her arms out for a hug...Jeff high fives her instead Jordan says thanks. Jeff says "I love how you always hug me when I walk away"...Jordan says "well, you're leaving"...Jeff says "love you" and Jordan says "love you too!" Jeff stands at the door and says "I'm gonna miss you while I'm gone"...Jordan giggles saying shut up...Jeff says "love ♥ say something nice"... Jordan giggles again, Jeff laughs and leaves… Candy room to the purple room 5:22 - 5:25 PM Jordan is in the candy room in bed...Jeff comes in and Jordan starts giggling...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan laughs saying Jeff came back to find her...Jeff says he came back to get his Aurora shirt...Jordan says "no, you didn't"...Jeff says yes he did, is she laughing at him? having a good time at his expense?...Jordan says he was outside...Jeff changes...Jordan asks why he's putting it on, is he working out?...Jeff says he'll represent then he'll work out...Jordan asks if her chest looks bad? is it too burnt? is that why he said that?...Jeff says Jordan doesn't use any lotion...Jordan says she does on her face but she'll put some on her chest Jeff sings and palm trees when they return Jeff and Jordan are leaving the room and decide to go into the purple room to hang out… Purple room cuteness - feet & toes 5:25 - 5:33 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the purple room to chill...Jeff grabs a snack to take with him...they get comfy with Jordan sitting opposite Jeff...Jeff takes off his hat and says "look at my hair"...Jordan says it's getting long, real long...Jordan grabs a blanket and asks if he wants some?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan tells Jeff to put his foot up, she then rubs his foot a little and Jeff with a surprised look on his face says "whoa" Jeff asks if Jordan is going to make fun of his toe?...Jordan says no, she won't say anything about it, she thinks it's fine, she asks what if she painted his toenails during him sleeping?...Jeff says that would be a fun trick...Jordan asks if he'd be mad?...Jeff says no... Jordan sighs and then comments on what Jeff is eating and says she's gonna work out tonight, she'll feel better...Jeff says he will too, he has too with the way he eats in there...Jordan says it feels forever ago that "what's his name" was in there (ED), it was just really cool to see someone else...Jeff says "it's over"... Jordan says she could take a nap...Jeff too...Jordan says it's hot out there...Jeff says it's nice...Jordan says the hammock would be in the shade, she'd fall asleep...they are quiet and keep looking across to each other and then Jeff waves at Jordan with his foot LOL Jordan giggles and says it looks like he's saying "hi"...Jeff keeps doing it and says that's what he's doing...Jeff makes that cutesy whiny voice and then Jordan imitates him Jordan says "stop" with his feet...Jeff starts doing feet tricks and asks how many she can do with her feet?...they giggle...Jordan wants Jeff to move his pinky toe "hi"...Jeff says it's weird that he can move them like that, can she move her pinky? LOL Jordan says the back side of Jeff's toes, his big toe goes like this and that around, it's so big, it's fat like a pan (thought she wasn't going to make fun of them?? ) Jeff says it's his big toe!...Jordan says to look at hers, is it weird?...Jeff sees something in his toes and asks Jordan what it is?...Jordan eww's saying she's not going in there, it looks like dirt...Jeff says it might be dirt, who knows...Jordan asks what hers look like from the back?...Jeff says "they're little" Jordan asks if they look normal?...Jeff giggles and says her two middle ones are like...Jordan says "separated?"...Jeff says no, they're big but then asks if she's seen webbed toes?...Jordan asks what that is?...Jeff explains what they are and says he's seen people like that...Adam walks by and they say hi and engage him...Jordan whispers to Jeff asking if Adam & Dom are going up?...Jeff talks about the fortune teller to hide that they're whispering game...Jeff whispers what?...Jordan whispers again and Jeff signals to hold on (until Adam leaves) and then he nods yes... Jeff asks if Jordan thinks the fortune teller will ever talk?...Jordan says no...Jeff thinks she will (yep!)...they talk about her earrings again LOL...more game whispering...Jeff doesn't like it, he asks Jordan to come over near him or rather he'll go near her so he does but then decides to go pee and check to make sure Adam is in the shower... Purple room cuteness - Hoff talk 5:35 - 5:45 PM Jeff returns to the purple room and joins Jordan...they immediately start talking game...they talk about Lawon and what he said he would do if he gets nominated...they talk about Rachel and who she wants in jury...more Kalia and Lawon talk... Jordan asks what day it is? 19? 20?...Jeff says 20, David Hasselhoff came on the 20 Jeff asks what day did ED leave?...Jordan says 6, they need to practice days...Jeff says they need to go over them...they jedi drill a little (already? lol)...they flirt a little with Jordan scratching Jeff's leg and then scratching his hair and face...Jeff likes it Jordan asks what Jeff meant today when he said "why do you talk?"...Jeff says he thought she was talking too loud, he didn't know if anyone knew the clues when he whispered to her "I don't know any soap operas" and Jordan said "I don't watch soap operas!" Jordan says "I wasn't loud"...Jeff repeats that he whispered "I don't know anybody from a soap opera" and Jordan said (loudly) "I don't watch soap operas either" oops!...Jeff says he thought why does she need to scream things out?...Jordan smiles and doesn't say anything...Jeff says "you knew what I meant, don't pretend like you didn't"...Jordan says "I did, I was just asking"...Jeff says "I know you did cuz I could see it in your face"...Jordan smiles big Jordan says "you know what I could eat right now?"...Jeff says "an ostrich burger" Jordan says "Chic-fil-A" and for Jeff it would be a "Beef" LOL Jeff says he could take down a beef...Jordan says "with jardiniere"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says those beef's are good with Coke, a coca-cola with fries, mmm, it just tastes better with it, at Taco Bell she gets a Mountain Dew, does Jeff like Taco Bell, she never hears him talk about it?...Jeff says he doesn't go to those fast food places...Jordan says except for that one night they were being fatties and they went to the McDonalds drive-thru and got those sundaes...Jeff says he'll get that sometimes, he'll go there once in awhile when he has a super big...Jordan says "sweet tooth?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says that time he couldn't even have a chocolate one because it was Lent, he gave up chocolate...Jeff says she gave him strawberries...Jordan says it was still good right?...Jeff says yeah but then they went again and Peyton went to get it and Jeff paid for everybody and he got him extra...palm trees When feeds return they are giggling about Peyton and then say he must be into BB...Jeff says first of all Peyton won't even know who David Hasselhoff is...Jordan says yeah, he will, from Baywatch, they used to watch it all the time...Jeff can't wait to see that on TV because Jordan literally guessed it 2 minutes after LOL Jordan says it was a first guess...Jeff says it's so random!...Jordan says "I am random" Jeff says he knows but it's just so "how in the world?"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says they had to be dying back there (DR), when Jordan rang the bell coming in they probably thought, I can't wait to see what this is gonna be LOL...Jordan says that then she went in there and said it and they probably thought "what?"...Jeff says him too, she ruined the whole day Jordan says even Jeff said to her, her first choice and made it seem so bad and she said at least she didn't say Michael Jackson...Jeff says he didn't say to not say it but if it was just one guess he would have told her no way, don't say that just because of her reasoning, the bay soap thing didn't even make sense...Jordan says it made sense to her, it was a good guess (hell yeah!)...Jeff says "my God it was so funny"... Purple room cuteness - get in there/tattoos/hair rub 5:45 - 6:02 PM Cuteness continues in the purple room...Jordan looks at Jeff's shorts and says "love ♥ you got chocolate or something"...Jeff says he knows, it's on his pants (?) from the dessert he ate, what is he? 4 years old?...Jordan asks if Jeff had those (shorts) last time, she likes them?...Jeff mmm, hmm's, he was just telling "them" that he wore these during the money thing, remember he was stuffing them full...Jordan says "oh yeah"...Jeff says he wore this (his Aurora shirt) every single show...Jordan says "to represent?"...Jeff says "to represent his nation"...Jordan smiles at Jeff wanting to snuggle Jordan says "let me get in there"...Jeff says "get, go ahead" (Unbelievably Jordan is a little hesitant (they must have REALLY had a big talk about no PDA LOL)...she finally does...Jeff smiles and says "get in there"...Jordan digs her head into Jeff's armpit...Jeff says he didn't put on any deodorant today, he's smelly...Jeff again says "get in there"... After about 4 seconds LOL (more like 15), Jordan sits up and Jeff pinches her side...Jordan mmm, mmm's...Jeff knowingly smiles… Jordan pinches Jeff and he adjusts, he asks her if she wants to get in?...Jordan says no, it's fine...they knowingly giggle...Jordan blushes...Jeff changes the subject asking if the earrings Jordan is wearing are the ones that hurt her?...Jordan says she hasn't worn them in a day so they're not bothering her...Jeff asks if she wore them for David Hasselhoff?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff asks how long they're going to say that, how long is that joke going to go on? probably for a long time? even after they get out of there... Jordan is holding Jeff's hand and asks how he got cut?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan compliments Jeff on his nice nails, they're nice for a man, they're not dirty and they're short, they're nice...Jeff says there's no manual labor in there... Jeff says all he does is think about food in there and he's not even hungry...Jordan says it's because he's bored, don't eat...Jeff says he'd go for some tacos...Jordan says she's not hungry at all...they agree they need to avoid the kitchen...they talk about what food is left...Jeff changes positions to lay on his tummy...Jordan says that Jeff is going to ask to scratch his back...Jeff says he just wanted to lay down...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's arm/shoulder... Jordan asks what if Jeff got a big tattoo from here to there (on his arm)...Jeff says "saying what?"...Jordan doesn't know but if Jeff had to get a big tattoo, which she doesn't like, but if he had to what would it be?...Jeff doesn't know, he'd have to think about it...Jordan asks about his sun tattoo, he got it on spring break, did he think about it?...Jeff says not really, when he saw it he thought he'd get it...Jordan asks who was with him?...Jeff says "Melendez"...palm trees... Jeff says he'd get a palm tree, the water, like a beach theme with some crazy tribal stuff...Jordan says "on your arm?"...Jeff says they're just playing fantasy, for her not to judge him , he'd get some kind of mural with colors and a palm tree and water, a big one... I'm envisioning one of those old velvet paintings my eccentric aunt used to hang over her living room couch LOL Jordan says he knew a guy from high school that did his last name from here to there (across his back)...Jeff says if he had tattoos everywhere it'd be on his neck...Jordan says she remembers him saying that...Jeff thinks it's cool... Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says "you don't want tattoos or anything?"...Jordan says she used to want one 3 years ago on her foot and then when she was younger she used to want one on her side...Jeff says that's a cool spot too...Jordan says she thought about how when she's older she would think it's ugly, if she had kids, pregnant, it would get stretched out, she saw a girl at the pool that had one, she had that style, some girls can make it look really cute...Jeff says you have to have that look... Jordan keeps rubbing and asks if Jeff likes tattoos on girls?...Jeff says it depends...Jordan doesn't think a sleeve on girls is cute...Jeff says that's not his style...Jordan asks if Jeff can picture her with one?...Jeff says a butterfly on her foot, something small, just so she could say she got one...Jordan says she would want it so it couldn't be seen, she then mentions a girl at work that has stars behind her ear...Jeff says he thinks Dani has something written back there... Jordan mentions a girl that has tattoos on her inner lip...Jeff asks if she's "straight-edge?"...Jordan says no, she's cute...Jeff explains they don't do drugs, drink or smoke...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff says nevermind... Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair again, she moves into a better position...Jeff says it's relaxi taxi...Jordan says he's drawing pictures on her back tonight...Jeff says "deal"...Jordan says after all this when they both get home and whenever Jeff comes to Charlotte, she'll make an appointment for Jeff to cut his hair again...Jeff says mmm, kay...Jeff gets a pillow to put under his head and Jordan continues rubbing in silence for about another 5 minutes, they both seem to doze off...feeds switch... Metal room squeeze 8:09 - 8:11 PM Jordan is laying in the middle bed in the metal room talking to Kalia...in between palm trees Jeff has sat down next to Jordan...Jordan is holding Jeff's arm...as Adam and Kalia chat about singing Jordan pats Jeff's calf and says "hey love"...she squeezes his arm and says "you look cute" Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says he does so shut up...Jeff says it's cuz he finally got ready for the day, it's 8 o'clock LOL Jordan says her and Kalia are going to do crunches on the HN beds...Jeff says to go do some and he leaves saying that he's going to see how many pieces of pizza he can eat… Jordan’s excited in the purple room 8:45 - 8:52 PM Jordan is sitting on the table...Jeff wanders over to Jordan and she hugs him and mmm's... Jeff asks if Jordan wants to go in the purple room?...Jordan does...they head to the purple room but not before Jordan, Kalia & Shelly have a laugh over the "Charlie bit me" home video...the feeds switch over to them after a minute...Jordan is saying Jeff is so mean, he was saying something about the pizza she ate, she likes to eat, that was a stone...she bends over and kisses him anyway Jordan is all lovey dovey, she kisses Jeff and makes funny noises...Jeff says "what's wrong with you? did you eat some jelly beans?"...Jeff asks why Jordan is making that face for? what is she excited about?...Jordan says Jeff is talking to her like she's a heifer LOL Jeff says he's not, something is cranking her up...Jordan says "cuz you're here"...Jeff says he's been here, she makes it seem like he leaves...Jordan snuggles into Jeff's neck and face and makes those funny noises again...Jeff starts tapping her on the head...Jordan lets go her grip and sits over to the side of Jeff...Dom walks by and Jordan says "Dom"...Jordan notices that Jeff has fur & hair in his toes (?? LOL) ...Dom comes in to join them, he even closes the door which prompts Jeff to say he wants to have a serious talk...they start talking game until Dani interrupts them... Purple room chat - butt washing 8:52 - 9 PM Dani joins Jeff, Jordan and Dom in the purple room essentially breaking up the game convo they were having...Dani sits down and Jeff and Jordan get comfy on their side...Jordan asks if Jeff cares that she leans back?...Jeff says "get right here" and pinches Jordan's butt...they start talking fake game...Jordan sits up again... Kalia knocks and they banter over doling out the wine...when Kalia leaves Jordan starts getting flirty with Jeff again, she says she's getting in there (armpit)...she turns her head towards it and makes a funny noise...Jeff says "relax"... They continue chatting about the alcohol situation in the house and Kalia and Lawon join...Dom leaves...Jordan says she's leery of the camera in the shower, she doesn't want them seeing her washing her butt...Jeff says doesn't everyone wash their butt?...Jordan says "but yeah, I'm like all up in there" LOL Where would you be on a Friday night? - purple room talk 9:56 - 10:23 PM Feeds switch back to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are still talking to Kalia...they're talking about the Veto comp...Kalia is rambling and Jordan is rubbing Jeff's head...Lawon joins and engages Kalia...Adam asks if he can come in...Jeff jokes around with him and Jordan say it's ok...Adam jumps on the bed...Jeff says Adam loves jumping in there...Lawon starts talking about how he'd be at a club on a Friday night doing the electric slide and the cuban shuffle...Adam asks Jeff where would Jeff be on a regular Friday July 22nd?... Jeff says "I would be...in here" 😂 Jordan says "JEFFF!"...Jeff smiles...Kalia says "true story"...Adam says he'd be on his way to Toronto...Jeff says he goes every Friday, he'd be at his buddy's restaurant or his buddy's garage...Jeff asks what they would do if they were in Charlotte...Jordan says they'd be at Hickory Tavern...Adam says he'd be at a metal festival in Toronto...Jordan says she was telling Kalia about how on a Friday she'd be probably calling Jeff telling him she was going to bed because she'd be opening up the salon...Adam says it's 1am there now...Jordan says she'd definitely be in bed cuz she has to get up to work, she works every Saturday... They keep chatting with Adam and Kalia about a TV show...Jeff starts getting sleepy while getting rubbed by Jordan...Adam gives a shoutout to Farrah @ 10:10, their anniversary date...Jeff notices a nicotine patch on Adam's foot...Jeff asks if it works?...Adam says it's still a habit but he's not jonesing for a smoke...they talk about Mike Jones...Kalia leaves...Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's head...Adam wishes he had a margarita party over meeing the Hoff...Jeff says no way, meeting the Hoff was better... Jordan puts her hand down on Jeff's and Jeff lifts it up signalling he wants more hair rubbing, it's relaxing...Jordan wonders where everyone is?...Adam says who cares, they're there, the party people as Jeff is falling asleep...Jeff says it's because Jordan's scratching his hair...Adam loves a head rub...Adam asks if Vit Tan Don would be at the restaurant on Friday night?...Jeff says no, he might have a DJ gig with his chick or he's going downtown with his chick and his friends...Jordan asks if Vit is still with her?...Jeff says yes...Jordan aww's... Adam says he really noticed Jeff's accent when he said "downtown"..Jordan says when Jeff gets going or if he gets mad you can hear it more strongly, like "noo" or "my Ma", she likes when it says that or when he gets mad, raising his voice it comes through...Jordan asks if Adam hangs out at Jersey Shore...Adam says he used to, what you see on TV is true...they talk a bit more about JS...Jeff is sleeping...Jordan talks about a bachelorette party at a place called Fish in Charleston...more talk about Charleston and places they've been in the Carolinas... Jordan tells Jeff not to fall asleep because he won't be able to sleep tonight...Jeff says good...Adam says they're back downstairs with the rest of the peasants...Jordan says she likes it down there but likes it up there to get away...Adam says he needs to win an HOH, he wants the full BB experience...Jordan continues rubbing Jeff off and on...they talk about the HOH comp questions...Adam says it's totally different being a fan and being in the show, he wouldn't trade this experience for nothing...Jeff pipes up "true dat";) They start whispering game and then Jordan says maybe they should go upstairs...they decide to go and crash the metal room party...Jordan gives Jeff a little pinch before they head out... JeJo metal room - Jeff lays near Jordan 10:45 PM Most of the HG's are all sitting in the metal room chatting about their "Bizarro" personas...Jeff comes out of the bathroom and heads to the rooms...he goes into the candy room and then goes back into the metal room and heads to where Jordan is laying, he lays down next to her...Jordan rubs his neck and hair...Jordan then signals she'll move for him...Jeff says he's good Metal room cuteness 10:47 - 11:01 PM The HG's all sit around the metal room talking about their bizarro selves and various other things...Jeff goes to lay near Jordan and cuteness ensues...he lays his head on her butt and Jordan rubs Jeff's hair. 10:48pm Cam 1 10:49:23 pm Cam 1 Jeff lays his head on Jordan's butt/Jordan rubs Jeff's head and neck 10:52pm Cam 3 Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's hair 10:53pm Cam 1 Close up of Jeff and Jordan 10:53:52pm Cam 1 another close up of Jordan rubbing Jeff's face/head and then switches to Cam 3 primarily on and off for some time 10:58:50pm Cam 1 Jordan rubs Jeff again 11:00pm Cam 1 Jordan sits up 11:00:45pm Cam 4 Jordan rubs again, they talk about David Hasselhoff OMG! You love me today 11:13 PM Jeff is sitting on the kitchen table chatting with the other HG's...Jordan is finishing up dishes, puts something in the trash and heads over to Jeff, she sits in between his legs and Jeff wraps his arms around Jordan's head saying "love, you love me today" ♥ They continue chatting about TV shows while Jordan rubs her mouth against Jeff's arm...she gets up after a little bit and chatter continues... Big Jeff likes his space in bed 11:15 - 11:18 PM Jeff comes into the metal room where Kalia and Shelly are talking about sleeping arrangements and weird phobias...Kalia says that tonight she wants to sleep in the middle between Jeff and Jordan...Jeff says "mmm, that's not gonna work" Kalia says it's good practice for when they're married and have kids sleeping with them...Shelly walks off saying when you hear the pitter patter of the kids you run them back (to bed)...Jeff says that their bed is going to perhaps be as big as all of these together (demonstates how big)...Kalia says like Shaquille O'Neal?... Jeff says "that's what I, she already knows, I'm going to get the biggest jumbo bed they have on the market because when I sleep, Big Jeff likes his space"...Kalia says she's heard, she's aware...then Kalia says she's heard the 50/50 no it's 60/40, I draw pictures on your back convo... Kalia starts complaining about the hair near her bed...Jeff asks when she became a hairophobe?...she says she's always been, she wonders whose hair it is?...Jeff says that Dick slept there...Kalia asks how she got kicked out of her bed and Dani has hers?...Jeff says they were going to be kicked out of theirs...more sleeping arrangement talk with Porsche and then Jeff leaves... LR kiss & E.T. chat 11:20 - 11:23 PM Feeds switch quickly to JeJo who are in the LR...Jeff is laying on Jordan's lap and Jeff is talking about her scratching him more...Jordan is brushing her face/hair against Jeff's face and she kisses him... Jeff says "who's in that basket E.T?" ...FISH...Jordan has gotten up and is talking about E.T (the movie)...FISH...Jeff says "Drew Barrymore, that's crazy"...Jordan says she knows, wasn't she cute?...Jordan has walked away but Jeff giggles to himself...Jordan please go to the DR...Jeff says "Johrdan"...Dani and Jeff chat about hoping there will be a card on the DR chair everytime they go in there (a la Coup D'Etat)...Jordan walks by doing her E.T. imitation...Jeff says it makes him sad and happy at the same time...Jordan says "E.T. phone home"...Jeff asks how Jordan thinks E.T. is doing? good? LOL

September 4 JeJo’s long distance relationship 12:55 - 1 AM Jordan and Kalia are outside talking...Kalia is talking about being in a sorority...Jordan says one thing she wishes is that she went to college when she was younger...Kalia asks why she didn't go?...Jordan says she didn't really have the grades, when she was out of high school and everyone else is out of college she thought to herself that by the time she gets there and transfer she'll be 20, everyone will know each other and have friends and she'd be the person that doesn't know anybody, she thought it would be too late so she never bothered, she wishes she would have, she probably would've failed out though..Kalia says why would she say that?...Jordan says she would have liked the social aspect, she'd get caught up in it...Kalia says she could get tutors, she'd just have to hunker down and get it done, same as how now she'll go back and do the dental program, she'll have to work hard to get that done... Jordan says that's true, after there, that's exactly what she's going to have to get done, go home and get all that done, get focused, Jeff wanted to do this and they don't see each other all the time so they figured it would be something good for them to do as a couple just one last time because they have to figure out what to do, they have to do something, they can't do long distance forever... Kalia says no, well, you can't but...she then says she was in a LD relationship too that ended but with them...Jordan says "no, we make it work"...Kalia says "not only that but...it seems like...it seems like you both have things in place that will, ok, we're working on the individual things that need to be done so that we can collectively ykwim? and you're still young, I mean I know Jeff's older than you but you're still super young"... Jordan says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but what she loves, loves, loves about Jeff is he is not a jealous person at all and she's not jealous either so that's good because if you did LD and were jealous that would be really bad... Jordan says "I will be like, ok, I'm going out with my friends or something and I don't go out that much but he'll always be like, ok, go have fun, call me whenever you get home, he's not that guy that keeps calling the phone and the same with him, if he goes, I'll do the same, I'll be alright, have fun, call me later and sometimes if I say it too fast he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, you don't wanna talk?" Jordan says normally he'll do that to her, saying he's gotta go and she'll be ok but that's one thing that's perfect because they're buddies besides "that" so it's not like "aww baby", that mushy mushy stuff, he trusts her and she trusts him... Jordan says he always jokes around, Kalia knows his personality, he's like "y'all don't be whores" Jordan says everytime she cracks up, one time he said it in front of someone who she can't remember and they looked at him funny and he said she knows what I mean...Jordan says if he misses her he'll say "I wanna drown you right now" and she'll say that's so sweet or he'll say "yeah, I really could, I wanna smash your face in something" LOL these two! I wish Jeff was here 7:43 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the kitchen talking while snacking...Jordan asks Rachel is she can have some of her brown rice?...Rachel says yeah...Jordan asks if she's sure?...Rachel says of course...Jordan doesn't want to be annoying...Rachel asks what she's talking about? she's so silly, she used to drive Jeff crazy asking him to have some of his food, she'd ask him after he'd spend 2 hours making it and he'd say there's not even enough left now (it's true, it did drive him crazy LOL) Jordan screeches "I wish he was here!"...Rachel giggles at her cuteness...Jordan says "I think it's because I didn't have time"...Rachels says "it's weird cuz you didn't say goodbye"...Jordan says "yeah he was like 'bye love, love you'", she was too busy, startled, thinking what is going on?...Rachel says she can't believe Shelly came up to Jordan right after to give her a hug...Jordan says "I was like, get away from me" (no kidding! ) Jordan says when Kalia gets in jury there's going to be an argument...Rachel says for sure, there will be some words and omg Jeff...giggle, giggle...Jordan says "I know"...Rachel says "and Brendon"...Jordan says Brendon is just going to be the calm one backing up Jeff and Jeff will be bluhbluhbluhbluhbluh (hard to transcribe LOL) Rachel says "I wonder what Shelly's going to say?"...Jordan says "I know...she's going to end up hating us"...Rachel says "who cares, I will never talk to her regardless and I don't mean that in a mean way, obviously if she hit me up on twitter or facebook or something and was like hey!, I would be like hey! hope you're doing great, but she's not someone I would go out of my way to keep in touch with...I don't care how she played the game or if it was just a game or whatever"...they talk about people Rachel kept in touch with… Sweet JeJo fansite shoutout from Jordan 7:48 - 7:53 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting in the kitchen while snacking...Jordan is talking about what it was like to come into the BB house with Jeff last summer as hosts for the POV comp...Jordan says that anytime the BB12 cast would say anything about her, people would Twitter her saying Rachel said this about you last night...Rachels says that's crazy, so people know about old houseguests... Jordan says that all the people from JeJo fansite, they're all so sweet, idk, they got your back, they really look out for you and they're really nice people...(if) they say real mean stuff, they stick up for you and they always have nice stuff to say, those are the people that helped me see Jeff to Italy...Rachel says wow, really?...Jordan says when he went on ATW...Rachel says "oh they sent you to Italy?"...Jordan says "yeah, all of them helped me, it was SUPER, super, nice"...Rachel says that is really cool, she didn't know that, aww, that's awesome... Jordan says they all got together, she thinks, they always got in contact with Jeff but she's almost positive that all of them from the site chipped in for them to go to the Carrie Underwood, if not all of them then one person, she can't remember, it was supposed to be a surprise, they're just so nice, when she was taking anatomy and needed help people sent her stuff to help with that, really nice generous stuff or they're write her inspirational things...they go outside...Jordan says she doesn't know, they're just nice people...Rachel tells Jordan about stuff they sent her and Brendon, they've done so much for them... Jordan says that those people helped out Jeff with ATWFF too, it's really nice because you don't think that outside of there people would do that or care but these people are so nice because they feel like they know you and are willing to help you, it's cool to see people that want to help you and see you do good… JeJo’s connection on BB 9:07 PM Feeds return from the control room just after the 9:07pm mark...Jordan is talking to Adam about her previous relationship of 2 years, they broke up, they didn't talk for awhile and he was dating someone else and then they started talking again, she found out she was going on BB (first time) and she has never talked to him since, so it was kind of like they were starting to get back together but she left for the show and things happened (umm, never heard that before, revisionist history maybe? ) Jordan says "I didn't think coming in here that I would ever meet anybody, I thought I would just come on here and hang out with people, wasn't even looking for anything at all, just coming on here for fun...and then meeting Jeff was awesome cuz he was like my best friend here, it was kind of like that connection when you know for sure, in this house, even though I didn't know him outside this house, I knew just from like 2 weeks of being with him that I could trust him 100% with everything and it was just like that, you know, just like that connection" Embarrassing story 10:05 PM Jordan, Kalia, Rachel & Porsche are outside talking on the couches in the BY...they are sharing drinking stories...Jordan tells them about the time just after BB when Jeff was in town for a baby shower and wedding, they were going down some stairs by a group of people that were outside a club, Jordan was wearing high heels, she can't walk in heels, meanwhile they were her Jessica Simpson heels, they know how high they are, Jeff was holding her hand helping her get down, she turned her foot and fell down on her butt and slid down the stairs, in a dress, she looked up and everybody at the club was pointing and laughing, it was so embarrassing, Jeff grabbed her, told her to get up and walked her away from there, he said she was so embarrassing, it was terrible and her leg was all scraped up, it was funny.

July 23 ET Phone home 12:25 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the LR chatting it up with the other HG's, they're talking about ET the movie and Jordan does her imitation of "ET phone home"...the look on Jeff's face watching her is priceless! (Jeff after she does it  ) One more goodnight kiss 2:05 AM Jeff comes to bed...Jordan has been in bed for a little while...he gets in and settles...Jordan asks if they're going to bed...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says goodnight, she'll see him in the morning...they kiss... Jordan reaches over Jeff's chest and says one more...they kiss again... They say their "I love yous"...Jeff starts his prayers... Ooh, I wanna do you 12:01 - 12:09 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the candy room in bed...Jordan is putting on her makeup...they're talking about her eyelashes being long...Jeff says that's good huh?...Jordan asks if Jeff can tell the difference? she looks more awake?...Jeff says totally she does...Jordan says she's just going to put some more eyeliner and then she'll be good...Jeff says "don't put too much whore" LOL Jordan says "Jayefff"...Jeff giggles and asks why she puts the white and then the black...Jordan says the white is conditioner, it helps lengthen them...Jeff talks about a deep pimple he's getting...palm trees... They start talking game and wondering when the POV comp will start...they start bashing Porsche a little...Jeff says they are being mean this year, they've been throwing a lot of stones...Jordan says they have to, she's been throwing them in the DR...Jeff says he's been throwing a couple too...Jordan says they laughed in there with hers...Jeff says they love it...Jordan starts whispering about Rachel and how she became the way she is...Jeff says he doesn't know, doesn't care...Jeff says he kind of wants to keep Dom but wants to see how it plays out to let them war with each other...Jordan thinks that if they keep Dom then it will be harder to get him out later and Dani will come to them. Jeff says he doesn't trust Dani...Jordan says in this game...Jeff says she's in it for herself 100% and she has such an easy road...they start talking about Kalia and how she's always eating and always talking lol... Jordan keeps applying makeup while Jeff lays silently...Jordan says "do I look gross right now?"...Jeff says "no, why would you say that? you're putting on makeup"...Jordan says she just feels sometimes even with makeup you still don't look ok...she then says "if you saw me would you be like ooh, I wanna do you"...Jeff says yes...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "but I can't think like that in here, unless you want me to" More giggles...Jordan says she should've put makeup on before her DR, they even told her to fix her hair...Porsche walks in and Jeff says "ello poppet" and they chat... Kiss & butt slap 8:51 PM On Cam 4 Jeff is seen walking up to Jordan on the elliptical and pinching her butt, they kiss and talk briefly, then Jeff slaps her butt and walks away. On Cam 3 Jeff is seen talking to Jordan, Jeff slaps Jordan's butt as he walks away. BB11 finale & family stories 9:22 - 9:26 PM Feeds switch from the weird vibe in the kitchen to the BY where Jordan is on the elliptical talking to Lawon, Porsche & Adam...Jordan is telling them about the BB11 finale, she says that because she was a finalist she got an extra person to come out to the finale, her brother and sister fought over who was going to come (with her mom)...Jeff comes outside and joins them...Jordan says that when her mom saw Jeff's brother, assuming it was him, she didn't know for sure, she thought he was hot! she also thought Laura's boyfriend, now husband, was really nice too... Jeff says that on the finale, he had never seen Peyton or her parents because obviously he had just met her on the show (Jeff asks himself if he'd seen her parents before? whatever that's stupid) ...Porsche points out he saw pictures...Jeff realizes he saw one of Jordan's mom, not Peyton, so ok on the show they were waving to him because Jordan was still in the house, before announcing the winner, and Peyton was like (pointing to himself) "Peyton, Peyton" and Jeff said "what's up guys, she's gonna win!" because he knew that she kicked out Kevin and would win and Peyton kept pointing to himself saying "Peyton Peyton" and he was like "I know, she's gonna win" and Peyton kept saying "Peyton, Jordan's mom" and Jeff was "hey!" LOL Adam asks what the vote was for Jordan?...Jordan doesn't even know...Adam says 5-2?...Jeff says it was...Lawon says that Peyton seems like a happy personality, just always happy...Jordan says mmm, hmm, he's a good kid, he'll do anything in the world for anybody...Jeff says he's a good kid, that kid...Jordan asks Jeff if her brother has ever met Jeff's brother?...Jeff says yeah, he has at the finale right?...Jordan laughs and says yeah...Porsche asks how old his brother is?...Jeff says he's going to be 38 August 2nd and his other brother is 39, he's 33...Jordan says Jeff is the baby...Jeff says they're 5 and 7 years older than him...Adam says they probably beat the shit out of him...Jeff says they were closer and had their friends and he just wanted to play so they'd make him go in the garbage can and fire pucks at him 😲

August 28 Sleepy cuddles & kiss 1:14-1:22am Jordan has been in the DR for a long time. Jeff, who had commented on how tired he was, has gone to sleep in the SS room. Jordan goes into the room and joins him in bed... Jordan sits on the side of the bed and reaches out to Jeff to wake him...Jeff reaches out for her hand and pulls her towards him...she goes to lay down and he hugs her sweetly, they get comfy...Jordan asks Jeff what time he went to bed?...Jeff is groggy, he mumbles that after she went in the DR, he went in there...Jordan turns to hug Jeff and says he has been sleeping a long time...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she went in there around 12 something... Jeff asks who is down here?...Jordan says Michele & Natalie...Jeff mumbles really? and turns towards Jordan, puts his face right near hers...Jordan pats Jeff's face and tells him that he owes her a back rub tomorrow...Jeff moans and hugs Jordan's body putting his leg over her, he says "you got it"...Jordan leans into Jeff and hugs him closer and says "you do?"...Jeff rubs Jordan's head and says "hmm?"...Jordan says "I said you do?"...Jeff says "I said yeah" and rubs her back... Jeff says he doesn't know why he is so tired today...Jordan says she's going to be so sore tomorrow...Jeff keeps hugging Jordan and says yeah, she is...Jordan says Jeff is hot...Jeff says "like my body?" and she says mmm, hmm...Jeff turns a little bit and rubs Jordan's hair. Jordan says "we have to win the veto"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says it's really important...Jeff says yes, it is, he thinks so...Jordan says that she told him that if she won she wouldn't take herself off just in case...Jeff turns his face towards Jordan and rubs her hair again briefly...they talk about the house still being on lockdown...Jordan says she is going to let Jeff go to sleep...Jeff whines no, I like you when you're in here  :) ...Jordan says he sounds like he is halfway asleep though...Jeff says he is...Jordan says she will let him sleep...Jeff does that whiny moan noise when he means no and keeps rubbing her hair. Jordan says for Jeff not to forget to talk to him (Kevin) tomorrow...Jeff says he won't and Jordan better say her peace too...she will...they talk about what the deal was with Kevin...Jordan turns to her stomach and faces Jeff, Jeff has his hand on her head... Jordan says she wanted Kevin to win but now she's kind of nervous...Jeff keeps rubbing her hair...Jeff yawns big...Jordan says she has a big, old bruise on her knee...Jordan says she was already tired just from running 4 laps... Jordan says she started off good at first but once she fell it was over...Jeff doesn't say anything with being half asleep...Jordan says she hopes Jeff isn't disappointed in her...Jeff turns to full body hug Jordan and says "no, Jordan you tried your best?"...he keeps rubbing her hair and back...Jordan says she knew she couldn't catch up so after that hmmm, it's like she got so far behind and she just like geez...Jeff says he knows. Jordan says she gets scared when Jeff yells at her...Jeff squeezes her, he rubs his face and says don't be scared...Jordan says she does, it's kind of like when a coach yells at you, it scares her, doesn't it scare him?...Jeff says no...Jordan pretends to be Jeff yelling at her and says she gets scared...Jeff says he's just helping...Jordan says maybe it's because she has never seen that side of Jeff and she's not used to him. Jeff is dozy so Jordan says she'll go, she says goodnight...Jeff says gimme a kiss and they kiss... Jeff says he's tired for real...Jordan can tell because she's trying to talk and he's sleeping, she says to sleep tight...Jeff moans and he reaches for her hand Sleepy hug/Jeff doesn’t remember 10:15-10:18am Jeff & Michele have been cleaning the kitchen, there is a huge ant problem (yuck!)...Jeff is called into the DR...Jordan walks into the kitchen...Michele tells her what they have been doing...Jordan says she didn't sleep well at all (not with Jeff again 😉  ) Jeff comes into the kitchen from the DR and heads right to Jordan, they hug while Jordan tells him she didn't sleep well at all...Jeff says it's because she didn't sleep with him (he's right!) Jeff says he was out huh? what did he say? wtf happened? did he take a sleeping pill or what?...Jordan goes in for another hug and says she was in the DR and she said something, where's Jeff and he was in bed and she went in there and she was talking to him asking him if he wanted her to let him go, let him sleep (Jeff smiles) and he said no, no and she could just tell so she let him go to bed. Jeff doesn't remember what she said...Jordan can't remember what she asked him but she remembers him massaging her head and it felt good...he asks her if he did that?...Jordan says yeah, she demonstrates and says it felt good...Jeff says see? that was the perfect scenario, he was asleep and she was getting a massage 🤝Jordan says she asked Jeff is he was disappointed in her and Jeff said no...Jeff says see? They go back to cleaning up… Laying in the GR/Broken elastic sweatpants 11:13-11:25am Jordan is laying in the GR in her little blanket cocoon, she has a very serious, worried look on her face. At the same time Jeff is staring at the picture wall...Jeff then comes in and says "Johrdan"...she immediately smiles...Jeff pinches her leg and lays down on the far end of the bed...Jeff says he got up early, got ready for the day and now they are going to go back to bed?...Jordan asks if he wants to?...Jeff says what else are they going to do?...Jordan says yeah, let's go to bed, in here?...Jeff says he doesn't care. Jordan says she has a headache and she is kind of grossed out by the food..Jeff says him too...Jeff says there were ants marching in there, they were playing Dave Matthews Band ...they talk about how nasty the ant problem was then Jordan says she's sore and Jeff needs to still rub her, she's going to keep reminding him...Jeff says just like when he reminds her to backscratch...they then talk about taking showers vs. just going in the pool...Jeff says he was so tired last night, he liked it, it was like he ran 5 miles...Jordan says when she got out of the DR, the lights were out and she was like where's Jeff? where's my b...(Jeff looks at her and smiles at her hesitation)...where's my BFF? Jeff asks what time he went to bed?...Jordan says she got out of the DR around 1:30...Jeff says oh, he thought he went to bed at 11...she says it might have been, she was in the DR for awhile...Jeff lifts his foot to her face and she pretends to kiss his toe...Jeff laughs...Jordan moves towards Jeff and lays down with her head facing Jeff's armpit...Jeff says "Johhrdan? you wanna get in there?"...she holds his arm.... Jordan admits she got so embarrassed when Julie asked her about turning away from Jeff's kiss, she could feel her face get so red (well maybe you shouldn't have avoided it )...Jeff said he tried to get in there...Jordan was thinking help me!...Jeff says Jordan was like umm, well, errr, ummm, like...and Jeff was like (it's over sign with hand) "quit it"...Jordan says she didn't know what to say...Jeff says no, it was funny, he didn't do much better. Jordan reaches up with her other hand to hold Jeff's...Jeff says his questions upstairs were terrible...Jeff explains how he treated talking to Julie like being in the DR, he was rambling and he could tell Julie wanted him to finish up...Jordan's face is just beaming when he tells this story  They talk about how the live show went and how they could have said or done things better or differently. Jordan puts her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff starts bitching about Michele and how she is going to be all up in their asses this week, it was kind of good that she was with Russell, they whisper some inaudible game talk...Jordan then blows a raspberry on Jeff's chest saying she had to do that, sorry....Jeff nods LOL...Jordan says Jeff always has his Hanes sticking out...Jeff sarcastically says it's because "someone" broke the elastic on his pants that he wears every day...Jordan says who did that?...Jeff says he doesn't know, they gawn, LOL Jordan says she didn't do it...he gives her a look...Jordan says it again and Jeff says ok, go back and watch the season, the beginning of the season he had elastic on his pants, then she wore them outside in the hanging competition and he put on his pants and there was no more elastic, it broke, it's in there but it snapped. Jordan smiles and says he's blaming it on her the one time she wore them?...Jeff says who else is there to blame it on?...Jordan says not me, yourself ANALOGY TIME: Jeff says if he lets her borrow his car and it comes back and there's no engine in it, who is he gonna blame it on? You borrowed it and now it doesn't start? You! Jeff says just say you broke the elastic, it hurts, you lost...no elastic...be happy you have a drawstring. Jordan says "Jeefffff" :) Laying in the GR/it’s a boner/You look good without makeup 11:25-11:38am Jeff starts up again with how much Michele is making him sick, she drives him crazy with the giggling, he says he can't take it, he imitates her annoying giggling 😠...Jordan giggles LOL Jeff says he has to get through this week, he hopes Kevin sticks to the deal. Jeff is silent...Jordan buries her head and Jeff puts his hand around her head...Jeff then laughs and Jordan says what?...Jeff says is it cozy in there? (armpit, lol)...Jordan says it's like a bat cave. They start talking about what # day it is in the house today and then Jeff sees black stuff in Jordan's eyeball and she gets up to take it out...he gets grossed out by it LOL Jordan sits back down...Jeff hears Michele talking in the kitchen with the others and says now she is bashing Russell.🙄 Jeff says he hopes that Kevin does the right thing...for himself...he looks at Jordan... Jeff says they are not going to get a word in with Kevin at this rate...Jeff picks 2 ants off of Jordan's blanket and says this is fu**ing gross...Jeff says it's over, they're infested, it hurts...Jordan says we lost. Jordan says "play with my hair or something"...Jeff says Jordan is getting to be more and more like him  He keeps playing and then says "you wanna see what's on TV?" :) Jeff starts tickling Jordan on her neck and Jordan goes crazy "JEEFFFFFF! you can't do that!"...he lets up eventually and she puts her head back on his chest...she says he's too skinny now, she just feels bone. Jeff says no way, he's gained some weight, he's been eating everything in sight...Jordan says she laid her head down and it was digging into a bone...Jeff says it's not a bone, it's a boner they laugh especially Jeff...Jordan says Jeff is a dork. They start bickering about the who rubs whom more situation...Jordan says to keep rubbing but she is going to take a shower because she's grossed out and then put makeup on and look presentable...Jeff says not to put make up on because it runs down her eyeballs and she looks fine without it...Jordan gets offended and says oh my gosh Jeff...Jeff says that's a compliment, you look better without makeup...isn't that a compliment?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he likes her without makeup...Jordan says she looks tired...Jeff says then fire some makeup on, whatever makes you feel better, you look good both ways.:) Jeff says to do him a favor, if they do any more comps involving water, wash your makeup off...Jordan says it's only because it's liquid, she can't wear a pencil eyeliner...Jeff asks if she usually wears the pencil kind?...Jordan says yeah but BB wouldn't allow it (writing instrument) so she came prepared...they decide it's time to get "social" so they leave to go talk to the others… JeJo need to win, that’s all 4:32-4:42pm Jeff & Jordan are outside on the couches...Jeff has been told by Kevin that he's most likely going up because he can't take the chance that Jeff wins the POV while Jordan & Michele are up and he takes Jordan off and then Natalie has to go up...Jordan is quiet and pensive...Natalie has been sitting with them bitching about Michele being a liar and how she wants her out, all the while lying through her teeth about not wanting Jeff out. 🙄 Natalie leaves the BY and J&J are left alone...as soon as she leaves, Jeff looks at Jordan and says she better focus this POV, this is what it's going to come down to, Jordan getting Jeff off the block one time 😟...Jordan says she wishes he would just put her & Michele up, she's surprised he's not putting her & Jeff up together...Jordan says right before she left talking to Kevin, Kevin told her that he thought of Jeff & Jordan as individuals and the nominations don't matter, what's important is the POV and that will decide who's going home...she was thinking Jeff was getting backdoored. Jeff says it's him & Michele (going up)...Jordan says her stomach is upset...Jordan says even if Natalie wins, she thinks her word is good so it's ok...Jeff says who's word is good at this point?...Jeff says Kevin's plan is smart but stupid because now Jeff has more reason to go after him, he was gunning for him after Michele went home this week anyways, he plans on winning the POV so it's fine...Jeff says she has to pull out a big win and vice versa, if fu**ing Michele wins, he will be so pissed...obviously. 😫 Natalie returns saying Michele & Kevin are still talking...Jeff says Kevin has what he wants and that's all...they sit in silence for a bit...Jordan wonders if Kevin wins the POV will he change the noms?...Natalie says no, what would be the point?...Jeff says he has no advantages of keeping Michele here, Jordan says that is true...Natalie says Kevin doesn't like Michele and wants her out of here. Jordan says Michele is going to be acting weird now until the POV is over...Natalie says she's already weird, she can't get any weirder...Jordan says her deals change every time there is a new HOH, she's just trying to save herself...Natalie leaves again... Jordan says she is sick to her stomach...Jordan says she has a feeling that if Kevin wins POV he will replace Michele with Jordan so that Jeff will go home...Jeff says all he cares about is winning the POV...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k who wins after that, if he doesn't win, he's gone, who the f**k cares if Jordan goes up next to him, it doesn't matter, he's going home, all you have to do is win now. Jordan says "you're pissed now aren't you?...Jeff says yeah, he's pissed because he could have gone to the final 4, he told Jordan they were gunning for him not her but whatever, if shit was easy, everybody would do it, you gotta prove yourself and I will prove it tomorrow, he'll take it into his own hands and win and guess who he's coming after next week when Kevin's not playing HOH, he'll make a deal with Natalie and say it's me & Jordan, you want to go too? because Kevin is going home...after he wins tomorrow. Jordan starts up with the scenarios of winning...Jeff says me, you, win, that's all...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says that is all you have to know, don't tell me another scenario or strategy of who's going up, just win, that's all, he doesn't want to hear anything but she's going to win and that's all, no more scenarios, the scenario is if I don't win, I go home, that's all. 😩 Jordan is stressed, she gets up to leave and Jeff follows saying he's going to take a shower. Don’t look so sad 6:32-6:36pm Jeff is in the kitchen finishing up prepping the chicken. Jordan, all mopey and covered with her blanket, walks into the kitchen towards Jeff...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan whispers "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing, just making dinner", he says he's just going to let it marinate for a little bit...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go lay down...Jeff says he'll go lay down...Jeff says "why you looking so sad, don't look so sad"...Jordan walks over to Jeff and touches her chin to Jeff's shoulder...she's called out by BB to put on her mic...Jordan leaves to go get it, Jeff finishes up and then Jordan comes back into the kitchen braiding her hair...Jeff asks her to take the bowl of chicken and put it in the SR fridge...Jordan meets Jeff in the SR, they put away the chicken and then head to the SS room to lay down... Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt1 6:36-7:04am Jeff & Jordan go to the SS room to chill...it's not really working...they are stressed from the second they get in there...Jeff starts biting his nails, he says he hopes they get to practice, it better not be just questions, he hopes they do some running around out there...Jordan says she thinks it is because they're doing stuff outside, most vetos you run around. Jeff says you just gotta win, that's all, he's not too down...Jordan says she feels bad, like she let Jeff down...Jeff says she can tell him that tomorrow...Jordan says why?...Jeff says you have a chance to save me?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says well then don't let me down. 😒 Jeff says it's not up to her, it's up to him to win...Jordan says but she's his partner...Jeff says "well then win and don't say you're going to let me down"...Jordan says she will...Jeff says he told her it would come down to that one time, but it's not up to her, don't feel pressure, the pressure is all on him...Jordan says "or I win and I can take you off"...Jeff says that's the back up plan, Jordan winning, that would be sweet, try your hardest...Jordan says he knows she is, why wouldn't she?...Jeff says he knows, everything he prepared her for and told her, this is the moment, it's tomorrow... Feeds go off and return with Jeff saying winners win and he's one, you can't just walk through, you have to prove yourself, now is his time and there are back up options with Jordan or Natalie winning, he doesn't trust Kevin...Jeff keeps biting his nails...they talk about what the POV comp might be and BB not giving  Jeff an advantage, Jeff wants to practice. Jordan lays down and faces Jeff, she asks what Kevin said to Jeff?...Jeff says what Kevin did was a smart move, he's just pissed he didn't keep his word but it's a smart move but if Kevin really wanted Michele out he could have done it, but now he made him pissed, he has to get one of them out...Jeff says all they have to do is win, then he's in a good position...Jeff lays out the scenario of what he hopes happens...Jeff turns to Jordan with a smile and says she can step up anytime and win if she wants...Jordan says with what?...Jeff says anything...Michele comes in the room and fake yawns. 🙄 They all get quiet because Michele makes things uncomfortable...Jordan peeks over at Jeff occasionally who is staring at the ceiling... Jeff closes his eyes... Jordan covers her face with her blanket...she is restless...she tries to close her eyes to sleep...all three try to sleep but no one is...Jordan opens her eyes and secret smiles. Just past 7pm Michele leaves and immediately Jordan turns towards Jeff...Jeff looks at her and smiles...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and asks him what he's smiling about?...he says about them throwing us under the bus, it doesn't matter though, it's either him or her (Michele)...they are quiet for awhile and then Jeff whispers something about wishing the comp was the money they collected today (he got the most)...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and says she'll rub his back tonight and he'll feel better tomorrow. :) Jeff says he should win, he's going to win… POV Stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt2 7:04-7:40pm It's pretty obvious that Jordan wants to touch Jeff and get closer to him...after telling him she will rub his back tonight she starts rubbing his arm...Jeff asks if they should go over dates?...Jordan says they'll go over everything...Jeff's in an awkward position so Jordan reaches for Jeff's other arm and pulls him closer...Jeff says what? and rolls over to hug Jordan...they hug and then he rolls back on his back...Jordan lays her arm over Jeff and cuddles him...Jeff puts his leg over her leg...(or otherwise known as assuming the position, lol)... Jordan pats Jeff's tummy...Jeff says "oh man, let us practice"...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and then whispers to Jeff about Michele...Jeff says so what? it doesn't matter, it's up to him now, he doesn't care what anyone thinks or what their profession is, he just has to win, that's all. Jordan asks Jeff where he got those scratches? (on his arm) ...Jeff doesn't know...Jeff hopes the comp is not some bullshit, not the kind that is left up to chance, he wants to be able to win...Jeff says Jordan could win, take him off and then they will be both safe and then Natalie would go up and they could start shitting, they could use it to threaten Natalie to help get Kevin out the following week...Jeff says whatever and keeps biting his nails... Jordan touches Jeff's leg, his foot, asks him if it tickles?...he says no, it feels good...Jordan rubs his tummy, pats it...Jeff asks if that money has something to do with tomorrow since they never got to the bottom of it...Jordan wonders as well about maybe taking the money for the veto or something...Jeff says he thinks he found the most money and he found the key so he doesn't know if it's good or bad, maybe it's nothing. Jordan asks about the vetos with the faces (that would be the one and Jeff's demise) ... Jeff says yeah, the combined ones, he was looking at the pictures today...Jordan says it might be a messy comp...Jeff says let's get dirty...Jordan says he will win or she will...Jeff says it was still the best move (getting rid of Russell), it's win or go home...he likes it. Jordan says she can't fall asleep...Jeff says he can't either and he's not hungry and there's nothing else to do...Jordan says she's bored, Jeff too...Jeff starts searching for something in the drawers and asks why they (BB) moved this shit?...Jordan says it was blocking the camera...(hallelujah!! :D) ...Jeff says they just figured that out now?...Jordan says they said it yesterday...Jeff leaves...feeds go off J&J and return… Jeff & Jordan are hugging on the bed, Jordan rubbing Jeff's back with Jordan saying that in beginning Jeff was (rubbing her?) ...Jeff says she has debts to pay. Jordan says Jeff's shirt kind of smells like garlic...Jeff says everything does LOL Jordan rubs for awhile and then says Jeff's skin is soft...Jordan rubs his arm and Jeff says thanks...Jeff smells his fingers and says he's garlicky...Jordan says she is smelly from outside...Jordan asks Jeff when he's going to start cooking, he says anytime...Jordan keeps rubbing and touching Jeff, she says his voice echoes in the springs of the bed...Jeff says that's wild. LOL Jordan says after he wins tomorrow he will be in the best mood ever...Jeff says he's not in a bad, bad mood, he thinks he is going to win, he is positive, he can only wait for tomorrow and wishes it was right now...Jordan says "I would die..." but she doesn't finish her thought... Jordan says her nose gets stuffy in there, she vigorously rubs Jeff's arm...she burrows closer to Jeff and asks him what he's thinking about?...Jeff says winning, he asks her what she's thinking about, the salon? LOL Jordan says "cookie dough...I'm just kidding"...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and says she's kidding, she can tell he's getting irritated with her, Jeff says he's not...Jordan lets go her grip and puts her head under her pillow then pops up and asks Jeff if he wants to start cooking?...they get up and go to the kitchen. Jordan sees aliens 8:47-8:55pm Jeff is laying in the SS room after having dinner...Jordan peeks in telling Jeff she just saw 2 aliens in the mirror...Jordan says she was the only person that saw them...Jeff says maybe they're in here...f**k that!...Jordan sits down on the slide and yells "there they are!" pointing at the wall...Jeff pops up out of bed saying "where?" but he doesn't see them...Jordan laughs...Jordan says she looks like a crazy person! she says they wish they did it at night...Jeff says forget it!...Jordan says she knows Jeff would be running...Jeff asks what do the masks look like?...Jordan says it's a white mask with an alien face. Jeff says dude, that's pandora's box, what if you had to go upstairs and close it?...Jordan makes a scary ghost voice LOL Jeff says if he was here by himself and he saw it he would be like wtf?...they laugh...Jeff says thank God he had his eyes closed...they talk about being scared...Jeff says get Natalie Jeff describes the room Kevin was locked up in and how he was locked up...Jordan talks about her DR and how cool the guy was in there, he gave her words of encouragement about the upcoming POV...Jordan says she will die if she doesn't win...Jeff says good, she will try harder...Jordan says she will, Jeff is her BFF and if he's gone she will die...Jeff says "he gawn, I gawn, forget it" Jordan says she wants those aliens to come back and scare her when she's off guard...Jeff doesn't, he says he'll freak out...Jordan says she saw them when she was washing dishes...Jeff says "you weren't scared?"...Jordan says no, it was daytime, if it was night that would be different...Jeff says when he goes to take a pee at 4 in the morning, he's keeping his eyes closed...Jordan laughs and says "oh Jeff"...Jordan says she will give up her money so she can play in the veto if that's what it is...Jeff says she doesn't have to. Michele comes in saying she saw an alien in the bathroom mirror...Jordan leaves giggling about Jeff and his fear of the aliens. Michele & Jeff have an awkward convo about aliens...goes something like this... Michele - giggle,giggle, asks a weird question Jeff - answers her question Michele - shuffle, shuffle, giggle, giggle, adjusts her bed covers, giggle, giggle, mumble, mumble, asks another weird question Jeff - answers her question Michele - giggle, giggle, shuffle, shuffle, weird statement, giggle, giggle Jeff - response Michele - plays with her clothes & hair, groans Jeff - statement Michele - giggle, goofy statement, shuffle, shuffle... You get the picture The convo ends with her lying about her husband,  fake yawning and more giggling 🙄 Everyone sees aliens 9-9:11pm 9pm - Jeff is up in the HOH talking to Kevin & Natalie...he finally sees an alien...he giggles...they go downstairs to see if they can see more. Funny Natalie comment - referring to the clothes she left in the washer, she says now her clothes are going to be all "MILDY" (cross btw mildew & moldy?) LOL 9:02pm -  The HG's have been told the POV comp is tonight after midnight...Jordan is brushing her teeth...Jeff tells her that he saw an alien in the HOH room...Jeff says damn! it's on...Jordan is glad it's on tonight...Jeff says they're making them dress up..they including Natalie try to figure out what the comp is about...Jordan has her hand on Jeff's leg...Jeff says "Jordan, your hands are freezing"...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says it's alright... They whisper about Michele...Jordan spots the aliens again...Jeff says she's the master of that, maybe you have to spot them out in the yard...they say they're excited...Jeff says he's going to shit his pants, not literally of course LOL Jordan sees the aliens yet again...Jeff says he saw only one, Natalie too...Natalie says "hey little fellas" :) They keep talking about Pandora's box and the POV comp...Natalie leaves... Jeff says maybe it's something alien-y (yep!)...Jeff says they just have to win because he doesn't trust anything that is going on in there anymore...the aliens appear again in the mirror...they laugh..they call Kevin over, he is skittish, lol...Jordan is getting a kick out of the aliens...Jeff is killing himself laughing with how scared Kevin is...Kevin leaves... Jeff leans back and says it's on tonight, he will find out his future 👎 Jordan says there were two aliens, girls or boys, she's not sure...Jeff says aliens are unisex. LOL Jeff leaves to go give a beer to Buddha. Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt3 9:48-10:04pm (Jeff has some psychic moments here, I bolded them) Jeff is laying down in the SS room...Jordan joins him after coming out of the DR...she asks him what's up?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan asks Jeff if she should get in the other bed?...he says no...Jordan says she was talking about the aliens...Jeff has his eyes closed and Jordan is smiling...Michele is called to the DR...Jordan looks at Jeff again and Jeff turns and looks at Jordan...Jordan says Michele is going crazy. Jeff says she was crying...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he thinks so, he doesn't know, he says that Michele asked Jeff why he called her a liar, not knowing about Pandora's box...Jeff says he called her a liar but he was joking around, it was a misunderstanding...Jordan asks what she said?...Jeff says "that's not coolz"...Jordan says "coolz?"...Jeff says you know how she says that...Jordan says she's freaking out...Jordan says Michele liked it when it was both of them up on the block...Jeff says well she liked it when the plan was her and Russell to get us out, she liked it when she went upstairs and told Kevin to put me on the block, if she was HOH she would have put him & Kevin up. Jordan says she is excited about tonight...Jeff says him too, but he'll be more excited when he wins, he wants to win and if he doesn't, he has a whole week to know he's going home. 😰 Jeff says he wants to win and be excited and pop that bottle...Jordan says "what if I win?"...Jeff says then he will be even more excited and pop that bottle...Jordan says "and then what?" Jeff says "and then we're going to fu**ing touch each other" They start talking about what they think the POV comp is going to be like, they think it might have something to do with the money they won earlier in the day and Pandora's box...Jeff hopes he won't be penalized for finding the most money, that's BS...Jeff says he hates games where they pat people on the back for doing shit, he hopes it's not about greed because he was greedy, he was sucking up those bills like a vacuum cleaner. Jordan says she will give up her money if it means playing (to win the POV)...Jeff says "you don't have to Jordan"...Jordan says she will to secure their safety...Jeff says they have to look out for each other...Jeff says he hopes the comp has to do with something smashing them LOL or an alien comes down and throws a rocketship at them...they giggle...Jordan says Jeff needs to be prepared for anything...they go over what the comp might be and what they might wear. Jeff says "why don't they put us in space suits, who knows what we're going to be in?"  Jeff says they have to do it whatever it is...Jordan says duh! Jeff says "for real, I need you Jordan" Jeff says she will go out there and say, look at that alien hehehe...stay focused, please, he doesn't want to tell her 50 times, just this time, for real, like after the competition if something happens and it's a bad result and they'll say they wish they did a little harder...they have to try their hardest. 🥺 Jordan thinks Natalie & Kevin aren't even going to try, Jeff thinks they are...Jeff doesn't give a f**k about them, he just has to win and Michele cannot...Jeff says he can't believe he will know the answer in 3 hours...Jordan says just get pumped...Jordan says to remember Michele's knee hurts...Jeff says what do you want me to do? chop her knee down? give her a karate kid kick? 😛 Jordan rubs Jeff's arm/shoulder and says she hopes it's not a puzzle, she's terrible at that...Jeff says he either gets those right away or he doesn't get them. Jeff says it's crazy, like Friday Night Lights...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants his back rubbed?...Jeff says he's not nervous, he's not crazy but he'll always take a back rub...she starts rubbing... Natalie comes in the room, they start talking about what the comp might be like...Kevin joins them...Natalie says it could be one of those ones where they go out in the BY one at a time...Jeff says "in spacesuits?"...the others think it wil be glow in the dark stuff or tight black suits with neon but Jeff says he's going with spacesuit, they're done with the unitards...spacesuit it is. Jeff turns around and lifts up his shirt and motions to Jordan to rub his belly, lol. She does. :) Jeff vs Natalie - hilarious rant 10:04-10:20pm Jeff goes on a mini rant with Kevin & Natalie in the room. Jordan just rubs Jeff's tummy and giggles at him.  :) Jeff & Natalie are discussing the key that unlocked Pandora's box...they start bickering about it...Kevin thinks there might be another 10G's involved...Jeff says he didn't read any signs because he was worried about Natalie and running around...Natalie smiles...Jeff says they had to open Pandora's box to get Kevin out...Natalie & Kevin say no, Kevin opened the box and that is why he had his hand in there, so they had to release him...Jeff laughs about how Kevin was saying hurry, hurry...Jeff says he didn't know what the f**k was going on. Jeff asks Natalie "you really couldn't find that key?"...Natalie says no...they talk about how big the key was, Jordan says she didn't see the key...Jeff says he was going everywhere whipping shit around to find the key, everywhere he ran, he had money coming out of his ass, he was stuffed. Jeff says he wishes there were more clues, something's up...Jeff says that BB can't go off if we know Pandora's story, what if the story is of Ted Johnson, my next door neighbor LOL Jeff says they have to make the competition even...Jeff says what is up with BB not calling the money thing a competition...Kevin says the card in the DR said it was a twist. Jeff says "dude, I should get a bonus for finding the key"...Natalie says a bonus in a bad way...Kevin says no, in a good way because it was unselfish of Jeff to do that...Jeff says "yeah"...Natalie says she should get a bonus for knowing about it first...Jeff says "why? you went to the DR, I went upstairs, what if it was in the DR the clue?"...Natalie says the clue can't be in the DR...Jeff starts going off about how Natalie always has all the answers...Natalie says they would never show that on TV for show purposes...Jeff says oh, yeah what about when Dan had to go in the DR and tell their answer...Natalie can't argue with that point...Kevin says "you got burned" Natalie says she's just throwing shit out there like they are...Jeff says everything he says Natalie shuts down, all season...Natalie laughs...Kevin says Jeff is so sensitive...Jeff sits up and says he's on edge over here...Natalie says Jeff never believes her...Jeff says it's because she always calls him out, how does she know...Kevin and Jordan laugh. Natalie says she was right about the Coup d'etat...Jeff says no she wasn't...Natalie says she was, she knew it was instant eviction or the Coup and Jeff kept saying how do you know that?...Jeff says he was just playing that off...Jeff says "I hate not knowing what's going on, because of this greed, because of this money I'm in last place, what's up with getting patted on the back for coming in first over here"...Jordan and Kevin giggle. Jeff continues "Kevin falls first, 5G's...the one who can't collect the most money? you're safe!" Kevin laughs...Jeff says "that's bullshit!"...Natalie says maybe tonight's comp is about greed?...Jeff says "well what are you supposed to do? suck ass?!...the competition is about greed...ready, go!" Jeff says he's just going to pass out and they'll say hey, you suck the worst, here's a veto! 😝 ...Jeff says "how about if it's about dropkicking people?"...Natalie says that Jeff takes everything personal...Jeff says what do you mean about greed, what the hell is he supposed to do? see who can lay there the longest and not do shit? Natalie says she's just throwing scenarios out...Jeff says he hates scenarios, what if?...Kevin and Jordan keep giggling...Jeff says he's getting freaked out over here...Jordan says she can tell. Natalie says it's so personal to Jeff, they are all trying to figure it out...Jeff says it's because someone knows something and he knows they're not speaking up, he points at Kevin and smiles...Kevin swears he doesn't know anything...Jeff says just wink and say you know but can't tell...Kevin says he would tell him...Jeff says liar! LOL Jeff says first of all if it was up to him, whoever got the key should win the veto, that's just me, they all laugh. Jeff say what's up, he figured out the clue first, that's all...Jordan says what's up? Jeff thinks it's only fair, they all had the opportunity to find the key and he did, winner! Natalie says the only reason Jeff found the key was because of her.... Jeff yells at Natalie saying "you told me not to go upstairs! what are you talking about?!" Jeff says she put a do not enter sign up there and he just busted through on his own and got a clue, so don't tell me...Natalie says he would have never gone up there if not for her... Jeff says Oh Bullshit! he went into the DR first, of course he would have gone up there. Natalie asks why he went in there?...Jeff says he was looking for clues, no one was saying shit, there had to be more to it than just money...Jeff says the DR was locked and he was going to go upstairs but then she said it was locked and not to go up there, Natalie didn't tell him shit and he thought f**k it, so he went up on his own and saw the clue. Jordan asks Natalie if they told her in the DR?...Jeff says yeah and she was hoarding it to herself, talk about greed! Jeff says Natalie should be banned! LOL Natalie says everything she told him was 100% truth 🙄 Jeff says he doesn't know about that, he says don't give me this I never lied to you shit because you told me the door was locked and not go up there... Kevin interjects explaining what he heard but Jeff keeps going, lol...he says if Natalie knew the door was locked why did she follow him up there like a shadow? 🥸 They keep bickering about the key, the money, who knew what, who was right...meanwhile Jordan & Kevin just stay quiet, smile & giggle. Jeff yells "if I get penalized, if I get fu**ing penalized for this bullshit for not going upstairs and not telling me to use the money & the key when I'm the one who had the key!"...Jeff says if Natalie knew something and threw him off the path...it's OVER!...Jordan laughs...Kevin is called to the DR...Jeff says see, they're like Kevin get outta there cuz you're gonna break Jeff keeps going! Natalie keeps trying to make her point! Jeff says watch the tapes, he kept telling Natalie...get away from me! Jordan keeps laughing. Jeff says as soon as he found that key, she was right on his ass. (wouldn't you be? lol) Natalie makes her point and says see what I'm saying? Jeff says see what I'm saying? Natalie throws a pillow at Jeff🥴 Jordan cracks up. Jeff calls Natalie out on wanting the split the prize...he says "split what? he doesn't even know what he's splitting!" Natalie keeps making her point and then Jeff says that if this bullshit comes back to bite him in the ass he will be so pissed. Natalie keeps at it and is semi-convincing but Jeff won't let up, he says money was flying everywhere, there's a thousand dollars all over the place, his pockets are full of hundreds and she wants to split it, split what, she was making no sense, he had no idea what she was talking about, what's going on? where's Kevin? what's going on? split what? I don't even know what we're splitting...they keep bickering and at this point Natalie is sitting on their bed banging the mattress in frustration  Natalie throws the pillow at Jeff again and says this guy is making me so upset!! Kevin comes back and the rant ends...they start talking about the comp and how it might have to do with a trip out of there, like aliens abducting them (they got the alien part right)...Jeff gets called to the DR, Kevin says Jeff is paranoid and then Jordan tells Natalie that she loves when Jeff & Natalie bicker and how she points her little fingers. Jeff is paranoid 10:20-10:42pm Jordan, Kevin & Natalie continuing talking while Jeff is in the DR...they talk about the money falling from the sky luxury...Jordan says she didn't know what was going on, she was inside, at first she was taking her time, she didn't think they'd be able to do anything with it...Kevin says they looked like they were going in slow motion, Kevin thinks it has something to do with aliens abducting them...they talk about Pandora's box...Kevin thinks maybe the POV will have some kind of penalty attached...Natalie thinks they're reading into it too much...Kevin says it's a weird veto, Natalie has to admit it's a random situation with the money thing, BB knew that Kevin would open Pandora's box...more Pandora's box talk, Kevin explains how he reacted. Jordan says she's sore from yesterday...Kevin and Natalie are too...Jeff returns...Jeff is paranoid again and asks what Kevin is laughing at?...Jeff says BB told him something more so now they're on the same page...Natalie one ups Jeff saying BB is about to call her in to tell her even more...Jeff says he believes it but they all know something different...Jordan says she knows nothing, they didn't tell her...Jeff says she's a liar!  ;) Jordan swears to God BB didn't tell her anything...Jeff says Natalie knows something for sure...Jordan questions if Jeff really knows something?...Jeff is vague LOL...Natalie says Jeff knows Jack shit...Jeff says he knows something about Kevin knowing something but he's not allowed to say LOL Kevin giggles. Jeff finds some Chima hair on their bed EWWW 🤢Natalie says she found some on the chess board...Jordan says her hair went a long way...Jeff says "Jesus, there's a mysterious host...it's ALF"  Kevin says Oh! space princess...Jeff says "Ronnie!"...Jordan says "nooo" :) Jeff says "Ronnie would have a light saber up a boner" They talk about the noises behind the walls...Jeff tries again saying he heard whoever got the key wins the Veto...Kevin giggles...Jeff's stomach makes noise...he says there are aliens in his stomach like Spaceballs, his stomach is doing the cucaracha...Jordan thinks the comp won't be slippery...Jeff says there will be big balls bouncing around...Jordan says what if they knock the shit out of you?...Jeff likes it, he wants asteroids flying and space guns so he can electrocute people during the competition. Jeff says he needs an edge...Natalie says not to do it to her, she's on his team...Jeff says he needs to stun gun a few people...Jeff wonders if Lydia will come back...Natalie says no one from jury will come back...Jeff says maybe Ronnie...Jordan wonders if someone from the previous season comes back every season?...they're not sure but think so...Natalie asks where Michele is?...SILENCE LOL... Jeff thinks they're going to get funky ass costumes, they wouldn't penalize them for what happened today, it could only help them...Kevin giggles...Natalie tells Jeff to stop freaking out...Jeff insists he isn't...Kevin says they wouldn't penalize him...Natalie says it could have nothing to do with today...Kevin says nothing like that has ever happened in BB history... Natalie talks about when Dan was kidnapped in BB10 to go have a day out with a jury member...Kevin says that was different, they competed for that luxury to leave the house, today they had no competition, it was just collect money...Jeff gets agitated about the key again!...Natalie says she's trying to be the devil's advocate in this house...Jeff says he thinks Natalie likes doing the opposite of what people tell her...Natalie says she's the devil's advocate, they need that in the house...Jeff says he just needs positive reinforcement, he doesn't need a negative influence...Natalie yells saying she's trying to be positive. Natalie says she can't win with Jeff...Jeff doesn't even know what her point is right now...Natalie starts up again and Jeff rambles something about garlic...she asks him what he said...Jeff says nevermind, he's all over the place, his DR was all over the place...Natalie says she's crazy...Jeff says he needs a gun in this place LOL Natalie says he's driving her crazy...Jeff says maybe she should be on the block then...Natalie says she has been for weeks...Jeff says he wasn't reassured he'd be safe...Natalie asks if she hasn't reassured him?...Jeff makes a funny face and says "that's not the point!"...they laugh... Kevin says an ant crawled on him, this room sucks...Jeff says they keep it real in this room though...Jeff says "so, what's the deal today? what's the deal with the key?"  Kevin giggles...Natalie blurts out Oh my God! in Spanish...Jeff says thankfully it's not tomorrow...they talk about the comp being after midnight...Jeff is convinced the comp has something to do with aliens...Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom and then Natalie follows soon after...J & K chat some more about the aliens and what they can see behind the walls... Kevin tells Jordan there is no plan to backdoor her...Jordan says ok, she was scared...Kevin says the plan is to get Michele out...Jeff comes back and says he's dying to know what this is and would be way funner if his ass wasn't on the line...Kevin says that BB totally moved the bed so that they could see Jeff and Jordan in bed, a better camera angle (LOL he's right! and it was too late!) Natalie says it took them half a season to figure that out (no kidding!) Natalie is eating candy, they talk about candy and the ants...Natalie says Michele was hiding candy and her clothes smell :/ They talk about Russell being a candy fiend...Natalie says she is too...Jeff is dying to know what's up...Kevin asks Jordan if she was scared from the aliens...Jordan says no...they discuss how scared they were...Kevin says he was so scared he almost jumped into Jeff's arms LOL Jeff hopes the comp isn't random as hell like popping an asteroid...Jeff thinks that the comp will have something to do with the money and greed which is bullshit or maybe they're way off...Natalie thinks they're way off...Jeff thinks so too, it hurts...Jeff says he's done trying to guess, whatever's coming he's ready for it...Jeff turns and squeezes Jordan's side :) Jordan reaches back and moves his hand, Jeff leaves it there for a moment and then takes it away...Jordan lays down alongside Jeff...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan says nothing...Kevin and Natalie leave but not before Natalie tells Jeff he's driving her insane...Jeff says he's just laying there LOL Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles pt4 10:42-12pm Jeff & Jordan and Kevin & Natalie have been chatting in the SS room (post Jeff vs Nat bickering session), Natalie says she's going to see if she can see more aliens and Kevin says he's going to take a nap, they leave the room. Jeff looks at Jordan and says he's glad they're having a good time...Jordan asks if he's being sarcastic?...he says no, yeah, we need to get focused...Jeff thinks for real that he's going to get something for finding that key or does he sound crazy?...Jordan doesn't think it would be fair...Jordan says she didn't know what was going on...Jeff says because she didn't go inside, she was greedy...Jeff starts looking at Jordan and smiling, saying "do you know something?"...Jordan says she doesn't, she laughs...Jeff says "what's going on?"...Jordan says he's paranoid and she doesn't know nothing!...Jeff has the biggest grin on his face...Jordan swears she doesn't know anything...Jeff says he's freaking out and something is up for sure...feeds cut out... They return with Jordan saying that Jeff pushed her arm away when she wanted to be rubbed, it made her mad...Jeff was just joking but he did it anyway....Jordan says he should never do that with her...Jeff says she got what she wanted...Jordan sits up and says "me and you, teams...no! we are the worst when it comes to teams" (maybe you should have remembered that for TAR! just kidding, lol) ...Jordan says they have no communication whatsoever, all they do is argue...Jeff smiles at her 😊 ...Jordan says but, whatever...Jeff whispers "it's over"...Jordan says she will choke him. Jeff starts whispering about Michele, how she has opened and closed her drawers (in the RR) 10 times since they've been in there...Jordan motions Jeff to scoot over so she can whisper in Jeff's ear...inaudible whispers about game but at the end Jeff says it doesn't matter, they just have to win...Jordan says she has to take a shower...Jeff grabs Jordan's butt and squeezes it,  forgetting the blanket is not covering her ...and Jordan says the camera is right there...Jeff says it's over now...Jordan says it's over 😉..Jeff says "there's cameras in here?" LOL Jeff exhales deeply...Jordan says for him to calm down or he'll do badly...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to scratch his back?...she says yes...he turns...Jordan says it looks like she does everything for Jeff...Jeff says it doesn't...Jordan says he doesn't do anything for her...Jeff says how does she eat every day? (1 point for Jeff,  lol) Jordan says "and what else? tell me what else you do for me?"...Jeff says to add up the times he has scratched her, her arm as opposed to her doing him, he bets they're very close. Jordan says that was in the beginning...he liked her more in the beginning than he does now...Jeff says "oh, shut up"...Jordan has the cutest knowing smile here 😊 Jeff says what? you think that...Jordan says she does...Jeff says it's because he's getting more nervous now, he doesn't have as much time to f**k around now with her, not in a bad way but she knows...Jordan says yeah, just use me and then drop me...Jeff says "use you!?" who's using who?" (there's that smile again) ...Jordan says she doesn't use Jeff...Jeff says "yeah well then don't tell me that I use you"...Jordan says she doesn't use Jeff at all, he's her BFF, he knows that...Jeff says let's get friendship bracelets 😋... Jordan says Jeff is sweating, his back is hot...Jeff says it's because he was laying on it, maybe he is hot, he doesn't know...Jeff starts laughing, saying he's thinking about dumb shit...Jordan says like what?...Jeff talks about them having spandex outfits with huge alien heads that they could barely run around in out there...he giggles saying it was stupid...Jordan says he looks tan...Jordan says to relax... The Voodoo Hex begins... Jordan asks Jeff is anyone has ever done, they used to do this in elementary school...she sits up and starts tracing his back... X marks the spot, circle and a dot, comma, comma, comma,comma, comma, up crawls the snake, bites you on the neck, down runs the blood, down runs the blood, tight squeeze, cool breeze, now you got the chillies. Jeff says he never heard of that in his whole life...Jordan starts with another one... People dying, children crying...Jeff says whoa, whoa is this like voodoo shit?  He says to take it easy with kids and stuff...Jordan says it's... people dying, children crying, concentrate, concentrate, stick a knife in your back, let your blood run down, stick a knife in your back, let the blood run down. (THIS IS CRAZY, YIKES JORDAN) Jeff puts his head up and says "dude! is this the best ritual to do right before the veto?" (no kidding!) ...Jordan says no! do you want me to do X marks the spot?...Jeff wants to know the ending to the other one...Jordan says it's just something they would do in elementary school...Jeff says "why would you do that right before the competition? you already know I'm freaking out and you're stabbing knives in me?" Jordan doesn't exactly make things better when she says that then they say stick a fork in your back, let the blood run down and then something about the snake biting you. 😫 Jeff says OMG!...Jordan keeps going about doing it in a dark spot and falling LOL..Jeff says that was the worst thing you could ever do, she better say something positive, if she tries a negative one to get away from him...Jeff says that was terrible, he didn't like that for real 😩 Jordan says it's not a ritual, it was just a back thing to give you chills. Jeff says "stick a fork in me...like I'm done?" Jordan says "No! God! you’re overthinking everything!" (umm, I agreed with Jeff here) ...Jordan says it's not a ritual, it's just a massage, for fun...Jeff says gimme some more of that voodoo LOL Jordan does the X marks the spot one and Jeff cracks up...Jordan can't believe he hasn't heard any of these...the feeds cut out...when they return Jordan is drawing happy pictures on Jeff and asks if that is better?...Jeff says yeah, do another one...Jordan massages Jeff's back and asks if it feels good?..Jeff says yeah. 11-11:06pm Jordan is massaging Jeff's back in the RR. Randomness ensues...love it.  :) Random question #120 by Jordan... "when you get physicals, why do they always have to check your balls?" Jeff says for a hernia. Random question #121... "why do they make you cough" Jeff says there is something about coughing that makes them bulge. Random question #122 by Jordan... "so every time you cough your balls bulge?" Jeff says if you have a hernia, something in there will move. Random question #123 by Jordan... "do hernias hurt?" Jeff never had one but you have to have surgery to get rid of them. Random question #124 by Jordan... "what if you had one ball?" Jeff says some people have that, if it was between having one ball or being dead, he'd have one ball. Random question #125 by Jordan... "can you produce the same?" Jeff says maybe not as much but he has no idea. Random story #97 by Jordan...she says when she was younger, little she didn't know babies came out of the vajayjay, her mom didn't tell her, she thought they cut your stomach open, then one day a girl at school told her that her mom told her how they come out and Jordan said she was lying but then she talked to her mom and her mom told her that her friend was right...Jordan got so mad at her mom for not telling her...Jeff asks her if she was freaked out?...Jordan says yes, she didn't know how a baby could come out of "there". Random story #98 by Jordan...One of Jordan's relatives died, Jordan was taking a bath, Jordan's mom went upstairs and saw her sitting in the bath with a mirror and one eye squinted shut and she thought she was trying to look dead...Jeff is like "what?"...Jordan tries to explain...(I have no idea what Jordan is talking about, lol) she then goes on to say something about how her grandparents don't beilieve in cremation. (again, no idea where she was going with this) Jeff says for real to not talk about death anymore, he doesn't want to hear any more negative stuff, this shit gets in your subconcious, putting knives in my back and people are dead...Jeff wants something positive...Jordan is thinking about what to talk about... Jeff asks Jordan if she played sports?...Jordan says she played soccer..Jeff asks if she had an awesome win?...Jordan says she had all her gf's on the team and they would goof off...Jeff asks if she scored any goals...Jordan says no, she was always the person in the back....Jeff asks if she ever won a prize at a fair or anything?...Jordan says she won first place in an art picture...Jeff wants to know about that picture... Random story #99 by Jordan...she says it was an Egyptian thing, she was in 8th grade in art class and she had to draw a subject and she drew an elephant with this Egyptian person and they entered it into an art contest and she won 1st place and she felt so cool because she had won, they announced it over the intercom...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about"...Jordan says she still has that picture Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles - Pt5 11:06-1159pm Jordan is massaging Jeff's back and is continuing with her storytelling... Jordan says in middle school she got the 3 sport award, she did track, cheerleading and soccer...Jeff says awesome, he wants to hear about the wins...she won homecoming in 6th, 8th, 9th and 12th grades...she was on the court, didn't always win actually...Jeff wants to hear stories of when Jordan has ever felt good about herself, doing something good...Jordan says she won a tennis match...Jordan says she almost hit a girl she played tennis with, she was a bitch...Jordan says one of the girls she played tennis against called her a bitch and Jordan went psycho...Jeff asks if Jordan chest bumped her like Russell?...Jordan says no, she yelled at her and called her a dyke...Jordan's mom scolded her for doing that, her coach too...she starts talking about going into Chick-fil-a and running into that girl but the feeds cut out... They return a few minutes later with Jeff telling Jordan she did a good job (on his back) and he appreashes...he turns back on his back...Jordan says Jeff's stomach looks tanned and she rests her head on it...Jeff says thank you (for the back rub)... Jeff says he was zoning out and didn't even hear the last part of the story, he's just kidding...Jordan starts to lay back down and Jeff says "get in here"...Jordan says "armpit?"...Jeff laughs...duh! 😉...they assume the position... Jordan says she feels like they've been laying in the bed all day...she rubs his stomach/chest and pats him :) She says they need to listen to T.I.'s Motivation...they start discussing songs and the feeds cut out again They return a few minutes later with Jeff & Jordan giggling about Renny...Jordan is recounting the Almond Joy story...Jordan says she was hoping there was a "Renny" in the house this year...Jeff said he didn't know what to expect in this house...Jordan says she felt weird at first...Jeff says yeah, when you walk out, they don't even announce you or anything, you just walk out like a cheeseburger, like a big cheese ball... Jordan thought omg, none of these people she would be friends with...J&J talk about when they first came out to line up to get in the house...Jeff doesn't really remember...Jordan says geez, you don't even remember me...Jeff says he did, she was in front of him on the right...they were both focused and nervous about where they were supposed to go...they laugh about how Braden blocked Jeff's camera angle Jeff farts and Jordan pushes his stomach to make him fart again but then she smells his fart, sits up and says ewwww...Jeff says see, that was from the depths of the sea. 😛...Jordan says it stinks!...Jeff says "St, Mary!"...they laugh...Jeff says what if Renny was out there? (for the comp)...Jordan says she freaking loves her...Jordan says no wonder Renny didn't like Jessie, she wouldn't have either...Jeff points out that Jordan did meet him and didn't like him LOL Jordan says he was a douchebag...Jeff asks if it was the first night that Renny & Jessie fought?...Jordan says yeah and is about to tell the story but the feeds cut out again They return with J&J talking about the possible booger Jeff has in his nose. (my God, these two! LOL) ...Jordan says for Jeff to go blow his nose, he's got some bats in the cage...Jeff says "cave" ...they laugh...Jeff says "oh, man Jordan...I wish they took all your sayings and put them in one 24 hour DVD" (24 hours?? wow Jeff 🤪 how about a couple YouTube videos? 😉) Jordan says "noooo", she doesn't want him to say that...Jeff says that next year people will be laying in the same bed and saying "remember that girl Jordan"...Jeff says Jordan has so many he can't even remember but it all started when she couldn't tell time on a watch...he laughs and Jordan says "shut up! stop! don't say that! Jeff!"...Jeff says it's already out there...Jordan says there are less people and now "they're" (producers) going to notice it, don't! Jordan tells Jeff to not say anything else...he teases her again about the bats in the cage and she says shut up!...Jeff starts saying she is like his buddy Tony but the feeds cut out once again...they return with Jeff saying something Tony said about a dirty chick...feeds cut out again!...they return with Jeff & Jordan playing a little hand slapping game LOL ...Jordan says "is it time yet?"...Jeff says they're going a little stir crazy. Jeff gets up to change his shorts...Jordan says she is nervous...Jeff goes to the washroom...Jeff comes back and starts stretching Jeff says he doesn't care what the others are doing, they just need to win, it's win or go home...he says first things first, he would burn these shoes (pointing to Michele's black patent heels)...he says he hates them...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she is ready to start...Jeff says this place is ant central...Jordan says it's the candy...Jeff says "Almond Joys"...Jordan says (with a New Orleans accent) "Almond Joys"...Jeff laughs and says she cracks him up when she does that...Jeff puts his black dress shirt away and Jordan says "you look good in black"...Jeff says "thank you"...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff says "hopefully you won't see that black shirt until the last episode...and you're right next to me" (awww) :) Jeff keeps pacing and sighing and stretching...the stress is mounting...Jordan says she hopes to never see Russell again...Jeff says he hopes to not see him next week...😒 Jeff leaves to get water, comes back and gets back in bed and breathes deeply...he gets his cross out...Jordan asks him if he carries that around wherever he goes?...Jeff says not but he thought it would be cool to bring...they get quiet...Jeff is trying to close his eyes...they talk about how the comp will be around midnight...Jordan says she is nervous again...Jeff says he is ready, let's go...they talk about the comp involving temptation and giving up their money...Jordan says she will give hers up...Jeff says what if it is 10G's?...Jordan says she will give it up...Jeff says no, he doesn't want her doing that.... Right before midnight, a BB production voice is heard calling out to the HG's that they have one minute to get themselves outside for the comp to start...