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Day 19 of BB13 Feeds

July 25


Hidden hands

12:06 - 12:09 AM


Jeff and Jordan sit on the couches and chat with the other HG's...Jeff says he likes Jordan's stretchy jeans...Jordan says she got them on sale for $13...Shelly saw them at the gap...Jordan says they were regular $69 but got them on sale...Jeff says "they're even better now"


Jordan says she bought a bunch of tops on sale but she was having a hard time finding jeans

, they only had size 0 and 2 or the 12's, the others were gone...they talk about Brendon's knee and the HN comp and how rough it was...they hold and rub hands behind the couch while chatter goes on...




Cool picture they took

12:23 - 12:25 AM


Jordan is outside on the couches talking to Lawon & Adam...Adam leaves and Jeff walks back and sits down...they talk about working out and how sore they are...Jeff is eating peanuts...Jordan says to Jeff if he remembers when they were outside of the BB house and they took a picture by the door and all they could see were the lights? she doesn't know, it was just cool because they never thought they'd ever come back in there (they did twice!)...Jeff says he's eating like a little bird...Jordan says yeah he is...random chit chat after this...they are both bored…




“Ello love”

12:43 AM


Jordan is in the kitchen...Jeff comes in from outside and walks by Jordan saying, in his British accent "Ello love" ♥




Paranoia chat in the purple room

12:58 - 1:04 AM


Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are laying down in the purple room...they are stressed and worried about Dom being up in the HOH talking to Brenchel... no


Jeff says if Brenchel is buying what she's selling, omg...Jordan says "where's the mystery power?"...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says that Dani just flipped on Jeff in a second...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan says Jeff can go up once Dom comes down...Jeff doesn't even know why Brenchel keeps entertaining these ideas, it doesn't make sense to him...


Jordan sits up and says it's stupid to think that if Dani flipped on them, why would Brenchel flip on them too?...Jeff says she made up this fu**ing thing, why are they entertaining it, he doesn't understand...they hear someone go by and get quiet...Jeff is stressed...Jeff and Jordan wonder if Brenchel is just telling them what they want to hear...quiet again and then Jeff says "what a mean person"...Jordan says she's not surprised this is how she's playing the game...


Jeff gets up and leaves without saying a word...Jordan hmm's to herself and then gets up, she sees Jeff heading to the bathroom and asks if he wants to just go outside?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks where Jeff is going?...Jeff says brushing his teeth...Jordan comes in and says "I know you're all worked up"...they both brush their teeth, mirror images of one another …




Wanna hammock it?

1:09 - 1:11 AM


Jordan and Shelly are having a heart to heart game talk on the patio by the pool...Jeff has come down from talking to Brendon and Rachel, he's talking with Adam on the couches...Jordan says Shelly has to go up there and talk...she leaves and Jordan goes over to Jeff...Jeff asks "wanna hammock it?"...Jordan says yeah...Adam says "aww, that's not where you guys fell in love though right?"...Jeff and Jordan say no...Jeff says "no, but we did spend a lot of hammock time"...Adam says goodnight and they head to the hammock...Jordan says that Kalia and Dani just walked by...Jeff knows and says Kalia is lying, Jordan knows that right?...Jordan says duh!...they start talking…




Hammock game talk - stressing out

1:11 - 1:31 AM


Jeff and Jordan walk over to the hammock & get settled...Jeff tells Jordan that Kalia is lying, she knows that right?...Jordan says duh!...Jeff says that the reason people got pissed and how all this suspicion started was because Jordan picked Shelly & Kalia for the luxury comp over Dani & Rachel...Jordan says "are you serious?...who said that?"...Jeff says Brendon told him the whole thing started then, that's when Dani started planting seeds that Jordan was working with the newbies...Jordan says they have to get over that, they're acting like they're 4 years old...


Jeff says "dude, what a fu**ing loser Kalia is"...Jordan says it's not like they got to leave the house, they went upstairs (for the prize)...Jeff says who gives a f**k about that...Jordan says she thought she could trust Kalia...Jeff says she thinks she's playing both sides, she went up to Jeff and said she & Lawon could go up on the block so Adam & Dom could stay ...Jeff spots Kalia and says "look at Kalia, what a fu**ing dork"...Shelly comes outside and they call her over...Jordan tells Jeff that Shelly was going to go talk to Brenchel asking what was up...Shelly starts talking game with JeJo but then takes off seeing her chance to go talk to them...Dom then opens the sliding glass door and says "you guys are in my hammock"...they joke around for a bit and then he leaves...


JeJo go back to talking about what Shelly told Jordan that Dani talked to her about...Jeff says, about Dani, "wtf is her problem?"...Jordan doesn't know, her and Jeff seemed friendly but she did see Dani roll her eyes when Jordan didn't pick her for the luxury comp, what could she do, Brendon & Rachel get everything...Jeff says Jordan should've just picked them...Jordan says no! picked them just to suck up to them because they're HOH?...Jeff says it's just to play the game...Jordan says she's not doing that...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it's just an excuse...Jordan says she could see them being jealous if they left and got to go somewhere, they were in the HOH room for an hour...Jeff says exactly, it's an excuse...


Jordan says they didn't miss out on anything, they got to meet Hasselhoff...Jeff says not to mention it again, Dani was the one that put it in their head, that's all, Dani is putting everything in everyone's head...Jordan says if Brenchel did backdoor them it would be the dumbest move on their part unless Dani has them convinced to get rid of Jeff to keep her around but if Dani is this quick to switch out of an alliance she'll do it again (to Brenchel)...Jeff says Dani had this master plan and it fell apart and now she's telling lies and people are buying them like Kalia who's a loser and just wants to be a part of something and now she's trying to get info out of him like he's a fu**ing loser not knowing what she's doing...Jeff says he kept pressing Kalia to tell him who told her the plan was for her & Lawon to go up to save Adam & Dom but she wouldn't say, just that she knew that was the plan...Jeff says that Kalia finally said she'd go talk to Brendon and Rachel so he thought "yeah and why don't you come down with a new story"...


Jeff then says Kalia came down and he asked her why Dani signalled to her like she was shooting herself in the head with a gun? Kalia said she didn't know why she did that (yeah right )...Jeff says he thinks Rachel is cracking so Brendon is telling her to be rational and talk to everybody, maybe they think this will be the easiest way to get him (Jeff) out...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says Jordan shouldn't have told them that even Julie asked her in her interview why she didn't backdoor Brenchel, he's not telling her what and what not to say but don't even put that shit in her head, they'll think, see production wants us out...palm trees...


JeJo agree that Rachel wants to be the BB couple of the year, Jeff says Rachel is thinking that in the back of her head...Jordan says Rachel likes the attention...Jordan says Shelly said Brendon swore they weren't going use the veto...Jeff can't understand how Dani talks shit about Rachel and she takes it...Jordan thinks maybe Rachel thinks she's cool because they were friends outside the house, it sucks because there's nothing they can do about it...Jordan says Shelly said she was going to have a talk with Rachel about Dani...Jeff says to think logical, he lays out a number/color scenario putting emotions aside, they have the numbers not Dani's side...Jordan says they're including Shelly and then there's Porsche...Jeff says they don't need Porsche...Jordan says she heard Porsche likes Dom so they don't have her vote...Jeff says this is fu**ed, they're going to get fu**ing rocked LOL


Jordan says if something happens and they do get backdoored, she'll campaign for Jeff but if she does stay she'll do nothing in comps, she'll just flop, she'll be a pawn, she'll have no one but Shelly 🙄 Jeff says to just play...Jordan says "for what?"...Jeff says nothing has happened yet...Jordan says "to listen to Brendon and Rachel? I'll be the outcast and I'll be so mean" :/...Jeff says nothing has happened so not to think like that...Jordan says it's hard not to when Dom is up there, he has to know they'll be up their butts...Jordan mentions something she said to Cassi about having a feeling she was leaving the next week...Jeff says what does she mean? she's not leaving, he is...Jordan says not if she campaigns good enough...Jeff says what does she mean campaign? that has nothing to do with it...Jordan says she'll remind them she wants to go...Jeff says they're all up Dani's ass to do whatever she says and she's pleading to get Jeff out for what reason he doesn't know...


Jordan says maybe it is from the luxury comp, maybe she shouldn't have even won that thing, does Jeff think if she had picked Dani none of this would've happened?...Jeff thinks it probably still would have, whatever, he just wished Jordan didn't pick Kalia to go up there cuz she fu**ing sucks and is a loser, she even lied about her shoulder hurting, he hates how people suck socially, aren't physical and they last...Jordan says people are worried about getting out the good players...Jeff says if he goes to jury it'll be Lawon, Kalia, Porsche, tsk, c'mon...Jordan says Porsche says she doesn't want to be in jury, she'd rather be with hanging out with her friends...Jeff doesn't buy it...


Jordan says Porsche doesn't want to go to jury because there are no cameras there and it won't help her career (oy oy! SMH)...Jordan says Porsche has another thing coming if she thinks she's going to be famous off BB...Jeff says people think that, who knows, maybe he'll be famous ...Jordan says the camera thing is stupid though...Jeff thinks they're bananas...Jordan says she thinks they're most of them are cuckoo, she's dead serious, or they're wannabe's, Lawon, Kalia and Porsche all want to be on TV, Adam thinks he's going to be on Letterman...Jeff says he wants to as well so he's a loser too...Jordan says Jeff is normal, she doesn't know, she just thinks it's funny...


Shelly comes outside again saying it's all good in the hood...Jeff asks if anyone is up there?...Shelly says no...Shelly says they're golden, they're not using the veto, etc...Jeff says they'll be relieved tomorrow...Jeff says he's going to run up there to talk...he leaves and Jordan and Shelly continue talking game...




The moth in the BY

2:19 - 2:33 AM


Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches in the BY chatting with Adam, Brendon and Lawon...Jeff points out a big moth saying look at the size of it...Jordan says OMG, that thing is big...Adam says it's a bird...Jeff says it's a bat...Jordan tells Adam to go flick it...Adam says he's not touching that fu**ing thing...Brendon stands up and mentions the movie "Tommy Boy", he and Jeff start joking around about it...Jordan starts squirming when Brendon gets near it...Jeff says it's going to fly right in his face...Adam gets up and moves over...Jordan and Jeff egg Brendon on to touch it...he tries and they all laugh and wait...Brendon swears he touched it...Brendon tries another tactic...Jeff says the moth is very confident, it's the fu**ing size of a seagull LOL Jeff says "dude, that thing's not budging, he thinks it's just windy, you got to give him a nudge"...


Adam tries with a candlestick...BB tells him to stop that!...Jordan laughs...Jordan says to get a pool stick...Jeff says she'll get in trouble...Jeff heads over there and says omg, it's got fangs...Adam says it has claws...Jeff says "dude, you could make a hat out of that thing"...Jordan has a blanket over her head she says omg! that thing is huge, she runs away...Brendon is back with the pool stick...BB tells him to stop that!...Lawon says "what is that!?"...Jeff says a moth LOL! Jeff says it's the Mothman Prophecies...Brendon and Jeff cringe...Jeff says it got pissed...they can't believe the moth still...Jeff says that PETA is going to be all over Brendon...Adam says it's an endangered species, the batmoth...Jeff says to get closer...Jordan says it scared her...


Jordan tells Adam to go touch it...Adam says NO!!...Jeff gets closer again and says he has one of those bad boy tattoos on it's arm, it gives him the heebie jeebies...they start talking game...shortly after Dom & Lawon come out and they challenge Dom to touch the moth...he tries, slightly touches it but it doesn't move, he tries to get the pool cleaner to poke it but BB calls him out...he puts it back and then they all stand around discussing...Brendon grabs a container to put the moth in if they catch it...palm trees...the moth is now on the ground and they take a closer look...Jordan bends over and Jeff takes the opportunity to poke her in the butt


Palm trees...when feeds come back Dom has released the moth...Jordan screams and runs away along with Jeff...Jeff says the moth is mad...they call Lawon over...Dom tells Jeff to go up there and grab one of his wings...Jeff says "f**k that dude"...Dom eggs him on...Jeff says he doesn't like bugs...Dom says his back is cool...Jordan asks if they sting?...Lawon giggles...Dom asks what he's doing?...Jeff says he's saying not to f**k with him...Lawon & Jordan staring at the moth...

They continue talking about the moth and laughing...Dom calls it some ridiculous name, Jeff doesn't believe it saying it sounds like a salad Continued staring and discussion of the moth...Shelly comes outside, she says she's not afraid of it, she approaches it and it takes off...Jeff runs away like a little kid LOL!Dom cracks up saying he's never seen Jeff run so fast...the moth takes off...they liken it to a dragon or the thing from Lord of the Rings. Dom says Jeff went from the elliptical to the pool table in one step...Jeff says he didn't know which way it was cutting more giggles...Jeff says he was frozen for a second...Dom goes back inside along with Lawon...Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Adam continue talking about the moth...




Jeff likes Jordan’s butt grab

2:32 - 2:45 AM


Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the bathroom getting ready for bed...Jeff goes to pee and Jordan takes off her long sleeved top (her figure looks amazing!) and waits for Jeff...Jeff uses mouthwash...Jordan says the bleaching cream she has doesn't smell good...Jeff says the other one smells good...Jordan says this is the bleaching one her doctor gave her...Jeff says "bleaching? for what? your moustache?"...Jordan says "yes! for my face, for my spot"...Jeff says he thought she meant for his moustache?...Jordan says "why? do I look like I have a moustache?"...Jeff says "no...don't women bleach their moustache?"...Jordan says "no! why I would I bleach my moustache, I'm blond headed, I'm not dark headed"...Jeff says oh yeah he didn't think about that (LOL) but don't women do that?...Jordan says some women do, older women, not her...Jeff says "you know what I mean, don't try to make me look silly"...they start leaving and Jordan walks side by side with Jeff saying "you're so cuuute", she grabs Jeff's butt...

Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan says she's not even saying anything, she's grabbing his butt...Jeff says he likes it ❤️


Jeff says to hold on, he's getting water...Jordan says Jeff is getting excited...they walk to the bedrooms and Jordan says she acts like she can't go anywhere without him, she doesn't want to go in the room without him...she pinches his butt one more time and they head into the candy room...




Sensual snuggle

2:49 - 2:58 AM


Jeff & Jordan come to bed in the candy room...Kalia, Dom, Dani & Porsche are in there already, Kalia is making up some random story (she's being rather loud & not very funny IMO, the others are lapping it up but Jeff and Jordan are in their own little world)...Jordan snuggles super close into Jeff...


(I can pretty much read his mind here )


Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and chest...

Jeff clears his throat. Jordan keeps rubbing...

Funny moment when during Kalia's story, she needs to think of a good name for Chris Brown's baby and Jordan says "little Tyquisha" LOL The others crack up...


The story ends, the others keep talking while Jeff and Jordan are quiet...Jordan keeps rubbing...

They start talking about a show called Scared Straight...Jordan props herself up and at one point Jeff whispers something admonishing Jordan for how this looks. Jordan then lays back down snuggling into Jeff again LOL...camera goes off them & returns...Jordan is still rubbing Jeff like she can't get enough of Jeff...poor Jeff they finally kiss goodnight and try to go to sleep...




Jordan wants a burger made by Jeff

1:24 - 1:26 PM


Jeff is sitting at the kitchen counter...Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table...there's chatter going on between Jeff, Brendon & Adam, Dom is there as well getting something to drink...Jordan says "Jeff?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "will you make me one of them hamburgers?...will you make me one of them hamburgers that you made?"...Jeff asks what she means?...Jordan says "remember the hamburgers that I had frozen?"...Jeff asks if they were the TGIF burgers?...Jordan says yeah, he made them good...


Jeff says "you mean put it in the microwave for a minute?" Jordan says no, no to put all the stuff on it...Dom goes outside...Jordan says she wants just one...Jeff gets up and walks over to the fridge freezer to get the burger...Jeff gets it and rips it open saying "this is going to take all day" (Cam 3 for cute Jeff face)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he put ketchup and mustard on it...Jordan asks if that's all he did? she likes how he made it...Brendon says he'll make it "Al Pacino"...Jordan giggles...Adam says Jeff is a microwave genius LOL

Jeff says "I know...I make magic in the microwaves" LOL!


Jeff puts the burger in the microwave...Adam says 53 seconds is the key...Jeff sighs deeply...Shelly walks in and Jordan compliments her on her cover up...she leaves...Adam asks Brendon if he can go up to the HOH...Brendon says yeah...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants mustard?...Jordan says yeah, didn't he put pickles on it?...Jeff says "did I?"...Jordan commands "mustard, ketchup, pickles" Jeff gathers the condiments and says "how long is your rehab gonna take?"...Jordan says "what??"...Jeff points saying "aren't your legs broken?" Jordan laughs and gets up saying "I'll put it on"...feeds switch out but audio continues...Jeff says "oh you will?"...Jeff is heard asking "should I put pickles on it?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "slice them?"...feeds switch out...




Hey lover

1:40 - 1:43 PM


Jeff is sitting on the couches having a smoke...he is pensive after the mini drama with Dom that went on after the POV ceremony...


Interesting camera work here...Dom is shown sneaking peeks at Jeff while working out and then Jeff is shown doing the same, the cam then switches to Jeff's perspective behind him in the foreground while Dom is in the background resting between sets...


Jordan comes outside, Jeff smiles...Jordan, off camera, says "hey lover" ♥ ...Jeff says "heyyy"

It's hard to hear after that but they chat about something possibly working out later...tension in the BY is high...Jeff says "it's very quiet"...Jeff asks if she's going in the pool?...Jordan says yeah and she's going to try and lay out...Jordan puts lotion on while Jeff finishes up his smoke and the feeds switch out...




Pool time - cute hug

2:01 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff is chatting with Kalia while Jordan hugs Jeff from behind for a little while. Cute!




Pool time - Jordan story

2:10 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the pool, a few other HG's are around as well...they're talking to Kalia about her being a lifeguard and what kind she would be...palm trees...feeds return with Jordan telling the story of a lifeguard having to jump in and save someone when they were little (I think this is about Peyton)...Jeff laughs...Jordan shows how he was flailing in the water LOL




Pool time - Jeff doesn’t like massages

2:16 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the pool throwing around the ball...Adam says something about a massage and Jeff says he's only had 2 massages in his life...Dom says ever?...Jeff says yeah...Dom asks why?...Jeff says he doesn't like them, he feels bad for the person doing them...Adam says it's their job and Dani says that's the weirdest thing she's ever heard...Jeff says he feels like when they're 10 mins in he's like alright "your turn", he feels bad about it...Jeff says he doesn't know, it feels so good and I don't know...Adam says they get massages all the time...Jeff says he can't fully relax, he feels guilty and if he sleeps it's over, it feels so good and so nice and they make you smell that thing...Jordan giggles...Adam says "chloroform?" LOL

Jeff says yeah and then they massage the side of your butt it feels so good...more giggles from Jordan...




Pool time - Jordan’s touchy feely

2:22 PM




Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff swims over to Jordan who is saying "come here"...Jeff says "what's up duck?"...Jeff points out something about Jordan's bikini top saying let me see ...Jordan says no and adjusts it, they have their little "get out of here, stop, gross" banter and Jordan hugs Jeff from behind while he plays basketball...


Jordan then rubs Jeff's neck and holds onto Jeff while he continues throwing the ball with Adam...

More banter and cute looks while Jeff keeps playing...Jordan joins in and gets her first shot...and her second shot...and her third and fourth...and fifth LOL (with some help from Adam)...Jordan says "perfecto"




Pool time - Batman, hamhock & Calgon

2:44 - 2:48 AM


Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to see his Batman impression?...Jordan says yeah go...Jeff goes underwater spreading his arms out, he's under for awhile (doesn't look like Batman to me? lol)...Jeff comes up for air and asks if Jordan thought he was dead?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's her turn...Jordan says "me? I can't get my hair wet"...


Jordan wants to request rafts, cheap rafts...Jeff wants those and donuts, they might get them in a little bit, after they're gone...Jordan says stop...Jeff says "stoppp"...Jordan says she feels gross...Jeff says he feels yummy, not really but he likes being in the water...Jeff heads over to where Jordan is and Jordan squeezes his side...Jeff then says for Jordan to pretend to shoot him, she does and he starts sinking...they are quiet for a little bit and then Jeff swims over to Jordan again...Jordan says "are you trying to squeeze my hamhock?"...they banter a little while touching each other...




Pool time - chimpanzee

2:49 PM




Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they start throwing around the ball but with Jeff's feet catching the ball instead of his hands (oh what boredom leads to in BB lol)

Jordan says Jeff is like a chimpanzee

...and Jeff says "why do you like bossing me in the pool?"...

Jeff then says "Calgon take me away" LOL Lawon says "for an hour or two"...




Pool time continued

2:57 - 3:01 PM


JeJo pool time continues between palm trees...Jeff does the E.T. impersonation and wants Jordan to do it...she does and Jeff cracks up...Kalia says E.T. phone home...Jeff says he loves that guy...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he didn't realize it until he came in there, he didn't realize what true love was LOL Jeff says he forgot about him for years, he neglected him...


Jeff and Jordan look at each other and Jordan swims over towards Jeff but stops and backs up...Jeff says for her to keep swimming over to him...Jordan says Jeff is going to dunk her...Jeff puts his arms up showing he won't but he has a trick...Jordan's not buying it...they play fight a little with the ball...palm trees...they're still throwing the ball back and forth...Jordan throws it too far and it goes into the yard...Jeff swims underwater towards Jordan...Jordan tells Shelly (who is getting the ball) to nail Jeff in the head when he pops up Jeff pops up and Shelly almost gets him...Jordan tells Jeff she told her to nail him on the head...




Pool time - crab legs

3:02 - 3:06 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they're chatting with Kalia...feeds go to palm trees and return with Kalia saying something about seeing someone's hiney, I think Jeff did something underwater to Jordan because he says he couldn't see anything and Jordan says it tickled ...palm trees ...feeds return to them talking about restaurants...Jeff says he's more of a crab fan...Kalia asks if he's been to Joe's crab shack?...Jeff asks Jordan where were they when they went to Joe's crab shack?...Jordan says Myrtle Beach...Jeff says it was on the water, it came in a steam pot with potatoes and he had some beers...Kalia talks about street food places in New York that have the best crab legs, it's so good, you can get those or scallops, shrimp...Jeff says that's his dream, he loves that, he wants to eat crab legs for every single meal and see how long he can last until he gets sick of them...Jeff says when he goes out with Jordan she'll finish up her soup and say let's go and he hasn't even eaten one crab leg...they continue talking about restaurants…




Jordan coulda had a John Gotti

3:34 PM




Jeff is at the kitchen counter making himself a sandwich...Jordan is off camera sitting at the kitchen table eating her sandwich...Jeff looks up and asks Jordan how her sandwich is saying "you like it love?" ♥...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you coulda had a John Gotti with me"




Good, I love it

5:03 - 5:07 PM


Jeff, Jordan and Brendon are having a quick game talk by the hammock...they're strategizing how to talk to Dani later and what to say to Porsche...Brendon says they need to talk tonight and keep their tempers...Jordan asks if she can tell Shelly about it so she doesn't think they're trying to orchestrate something with Dani...Brendon says Shelly trusts them, all doubts are gone, as far as he's concerned he's fine with Shelly being final 5...Jordan says she'll be so upset if Dani wins and both Brendon and Jeff get put up, omg she'll be so mad, that's why she's working out, preparing herself for this HOH...Brendon says good and Jeff gets a big smile on his face...


Jordan says she's serious!...Jeff says "good, I love it" ...Jeff says that's why they have to have this talk with her...Jordan says when something like this happens, it makes you mad and you want to kill her in this competition, she'll pass out this time...Brendon says there's nothing that turns Jeff on more than to see her get competitive...Jeff says "yeah for real" Jordan giggles...they start talking about their endurance comp on BB11..




Do you still love me?

6:16 - 6:24 PM


Jeff and Jordan are out back with Shelly...Jordan on the couch, Jeff drying off after being in the hot tub...they're talking about Vegas...Jordan says that if Shelly always watched BB and liked all the people from the past then she should go for one night but if not then don't go...Shelly says she wants to see what Tony wants to do, she doesn't care, she has to go home and go back to work...Jordan says she's taking 2 weeks off...Shelly too...Jordan says she'd like to take 2 weeks off of work after the show, recuperate and then book a cruise and go on a cruise...Jordan says she won't have school until January because school starts in September and she'll miss it...Jeff says "if we get there"


Jordan says "we will"...Jeff says he likes her positivity...Shelly says that is not going to be...Jeff says "not if..." PALM TREES FOR A FEW MINUTES

When the feeds return just before 6:21pm Jeff and Jordan are alone out back...Rachel is running laps...Jordan says "do you still love me?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "yes you do"...Jordan says that Jeff seems sad...Jeff says he just wants to get through next week...Jordan says she'll be HOH so don't worry about it...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan says she's going to try...Jeff says he knows she is...

Jeff says he'd be fine if he did something to deserve it (being backdoored)...Jordan says right, to go home...Jeff says to go home because she made something up and they get split up...Jordan says he gets a chance to talk to her...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it's in too deep...Jordan says it's probably been brewing for awhile but it just came out now...they get quiet and then Rachel runs by and bails right in front of Jeff Jeff says Rachel just wanted to sit next to Jeff LOL she keeps running and Jeff advises her not run around there just back and forth...more running chatter and then Jeff and Jordan go inside...




Rachel falls in front of Jeff

6:22 PM


Rachel (and Porsche) are running laps around the backyard...Rachel keeps running past Jeff, who is talking to Jordan...on one lap she trips and falls right in front of Jeff (this segment made it to TV)

Jeff asks "Rachel, are you alright?...or did you just wanna sit next to me?" Rachel thanks Jeff for catching her and then Jeff suggests they run back & forth the length of the yard instead of laps...they ignore that advice and keep going...




Jeff hesitates

7:22 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is getting ready to eat, he takes his bowl and glass and starts heading outside...Jeff stops at the door and asks Jordan if she's going outside?...Jordan says she was going to eat inside because a lot of people are out there...Jeff hesitates, opens the door, then closes the door...Jeff says it's nice...Jordan tells him "no, no, no, go out there"...Jeff does...




Paying for weddings talk

7:48 PM




Rachel is in the kitchen talking to Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Brendon about a brides show she was on, she tried on one dress that was 20K...Jeff says you could buy a car with that...Jordan says "oh but was it pretty?"


Jordan realizes the shop was in Beverly Hills, no wonder it was 20K...Rachel says another dress, the one she fell in love with is 5K...Brendon says that's still a lot, she's going to wear it one time...Jordan says "and then he's going to rip it off at the end of the night" LOL


Jeff says "you guys are thinking Beverly Hills, you gotta be thinking Beverly Hillbillies"...Jordan says Rachel should go to Charlotte to find a dress, she talks about her friend Jessie's dress...Jeff says if you bought a $500 dress and you told everybody it was 5G's, nobody would be able to tell the difference...Jordan says a girl at her work bought one for $10 and got it altered and it was gorgeous...Jeff says if you have one tailored to your body then that's an original...Brendon says that he has a friend that's a clothing designer, he could definitely help them out with that...


Jordan asks if it isn't the girls' parents that are supposed to pay? for everything?...Rachel says yes...Jeff thinks they don't do that anymore...Jordan says at home they do that...Rachel says totally...Jeff says "let's have a Beverly Hills wedding". Rachel says it's tradition that the girls' parents pay for the wedding...Jordan says the guys pay for the rehearsal dinner...Jeff says "I'll pay for the rehearsal dinner if you pay for the wedding"...they head outside...




Tough? Impressed? banter

8:11 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is putting some food on his plate, Jordan is trying to put away utensils...she waits for Jeff to move out of the way, she finally asks if she can get in front of him...Jeff says "sure can...see I was going to say something mean but I didn't"...Jordan says "you better watch your mouth"...Jeff says "who you talking to?"...Jordan says "you"...Jeff says "I'll bust up your world...you like that? that was tough, were you impressed?"...Jordan says "no, not really"...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says it kinda stunk...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try some fish? try a piece...Jordan says no, she's ok...Jeff says "try a piece or I'll cut out your esophagus"...Jordan says "oh shut up"...Jeff says "was that tough? are you impressed?"...Jordan says "no! not at all"




Jeff’s not a morning person

8:16 - 8:20 PM


Jordan joins the BY group on the couches...Jeff is eating tuna, he says it's so good and Jordan should try it, he says you! try it and he feeds her...

Lawon says it's not fishy, it's good...Jordan says it's not bad...Lawon and Jordan talk about the elliptical making noise, working out and when they're going to bed...Jordan shows off her big guns (arms)

Jordan says she's tired, the spaghetti was good, it made her sleepy...Jeff says he could sleep right now but at night when he's trying to go to sleep, it takes him 45 minutes to fall asleep, when he's forced to, he can't...they talk about sleeping in the morning, Jeff says as soon as he falls back asleep the song goes on...Jordan says she knows, she hates in the morning when she hears that music ughhhh...


Jeff says he gets his new battery and right when he's about to go back to sleep BB calls him for DR...Jordan says Jeff's not a morning person, he's kind of gripy in the morning...Jeff says "yes I am"...Jordan says do not bother Jeff in the mornings cuz he's gripy...Jeff says "well don't you know that?"...Jordan says she does know that, she's just telling them...Lawon says he knows that, he can tell...Jeff says "I don't like people in the morning"...Jordan says Peyton will be like heyyyy and have a conversation...Lawon says what does Jeff do when he does that?...Jeff says he wants to throw him down the stairs LOL!


Jeff says "nah, he makes me laugh...but she knows I'm crabby in the morning"...Jordan says "I know but, I'm not"...Shelly starts talking about her morning routine....




Jordan’s bored/Jeff’s background

8:23 - 8:26 PM


Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Lawon continue chatting outside...Jordan says "I'm bored"

Jeff says "there's basketball, there's bags, there's pool"

Jordan says she played basketball today in the pool...Jeff says "that's great"

Jeff says "you wanna file your nails?"


Jordan kind of gives Jeff the finger and laughs...

Shelly says she needs to paint her toenails...Jeff says "you wanna paint Shelly's toenails?"...Jeff says he sees ice cream in his future lol...Jordan wants ice cream with a brownie and fudge...Jeff just wants mint chocolate chip...Shelly says that's the best ice cream on the earth...Jeff likes Nucholla, it's hazelnut Italian ice...Shelly asks if Jeff's family is all Italian?...Jeff says no, half but where he grew up everything is Italian...Jordan says a lot of Jeff's friends are Italian...Shelly says Schroeder is German though, so the other half is German?...Jeff says yeah...Shelly asks what Jeff's mom's last name is?...Jeff says Sarti...Shelly says mom's Italian, dad's German...Jordan asks about Italian last names...Jeff says Giannini?...Jordan says Giannini?...Jeff says that's Mimmo & Vit Tan Don's name...Shelly knew Vit Tan Don would come out...Jeff says Italian names mostly end in vowels...Jordan asks how you spell that?...Jeff spells it and Jordan says it's tricky...they talk about Enzo being Italian and Jewish names too and then feeds go to control room...




Slippery when wet

10:23 - 10:25 PM


The HG's are playing the match game in the BY...it's the guys turn to be blindfolded and guess what each girl said for the question "what road sign would describe you the best?"...

Lawon is hosting and says that Bachelorette #5 said "Slippery When Wet" LOL! Jeff guesses Porsche...Brendon says Porsche...Dom says Kalia


Lawon says that Bachelorette #6 said "Mudslides"

Ugh's & Yuk's...Lawon says because they like it wet...Jeff says he hopes nobody said that...Lawon adds "they like the rear end" 😅

Adam guesses Kalia...Brendon guesses Daniele...Dom guesses Shelly...Shelly freaks out!


Answers:

"Dangerous Curves Ahead" - Porsche

"Speed Bumps Ahead" - Shelly

"Railroad Crossing" - Rachel (tells you when to stop and go)

"Slippery When Wet" - Jordan

Jeff's reaction 😁😁😁




Gone with the wind

10:26 PM


The HG's continue playing the matching game in the BY...now it's the boy's turn to answer, the girl's turn to guess...the question is "If your love life were a movie, what would it be and why?"

Kalia says that Bachelor #1 (Jeff) says "in this house it's Gone with the Wind"...immediately Jordan says "Jeff...cuz he ain't gettin' any" LOL they all guess Jeff (ding! ding!)




Jeff would rather stick to his people

10:59 - 11:02 PM


Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room...Jordan is putting her laundry away...Jeff lays down on their bed, he's stressed...Jeff sighs...Jordan starts whispering quietly to Jeff...Jeff is quiet...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan says she knows, he's being quiet out there...Jeff says he doesn't like playing fun games out there when everyone wants to throw him out of there...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he'd rather stick to his people...Jordan says me?...Jeff smiles and nods...


Jordan asks if she's bothering him?...Jeff says no!...Jordan says he's acting like he's irritated...Jeff says she says that everyday...Jordan says Jeff seems like he has a little attitude...Jeff asks how many hours/minutes did they spend together today?...Jordan knows they did but he's not as talkative, quiet, on edge, that's all she's saying...Jeff says let him think of something clever to say for her on the way to the kitchen...they head out with Jordan saying she's not arguing with him, she's just saying...




Quick peck from Jeff

11:08 - 11:10 PM


The HG's are out back playing games...the latest question is what is one thing you would change about yourself if you could?...Rachel says her smile...Brendon says there's nothing wrong with her smile...Jordan says "confident"...Shelly says "be more confident?"...Jordan nods yes...some chatter and then Jeff reaches over for a little peck on Jordan's neck...


Jeff and Jordan then talk about Jeff's nails (super hard to hear), he starts filing them...




Lover, come chat

11:42 PM


Jeff, Brendon and Rachel decide it's time to go talk game up in the HOH...meanwhile Kalia is in the candy room sucking up to Jordan...Jeff comes in and says "Lover...what are you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing...come sit"...Jeff says "come, we're going to have a little chat ourselves"...Jordan says "oh really?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan gets up saying she'll talk to Kalia later...they head out to the HOH room...Jeff says "don't say where you heard anything"...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says he knows, he's just saying…


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