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Day 12 of BB13 Feeds

July 18


How Jeff pranked Peyton 

12:36 - 12:39 PM 


Jordan, Rachel, Kalia and Dom are up in the HOH talking about the prank Jeff and the others pulled on Dom...Dom doesn't know yet exactly what it is...Dom asks if Jordan is ok with him pranking Jeff?...Jordan says she doesn't care...Dom wonders what to do? he thinks maybe he can take chocolate Reese's and smear them on the toilet seat and say that Jeff used it last...


Jordan says take a pair of Jeff's underwear and smear chocolate on it, he did that to her brother and it looked real, he took a Snickers bar and rubbed the chocolate on his brother's underwear and it looked real, take a pair of his and do that and be like, uhh Jeff look what I found in your room, you've got skid marks...Rachel says to not do that yet, that's not original enough...Dom realizes that is exactly what Jeff did to him! Aha! the jig is up!


Dom starts looking in the drawers with Jordan helping him  Rachel says Dom shouldn't do the same thing Jeff did to him...Jordan says it would be funny because Jeff wouldn't expect it...Rachel says do something better...they think about doing chocolate in Jeff's shoe or maybe a fake bloody tampon prank...meanwhile Jeff arrives on scene...he tells Dom it's his turn in the tournament...Dom says he's going to kick his ass and he leaves...



Having fun? cuteness 

12:40 - 12:46 AM 


Dom has just left the HOH to go play his turn in the tournament...Jeff lays down on the bed saying he got 3rd in pool and whipped Brendon in bags...Jordan sits down next to Jeff...Jeff tells Kalia that next is Bocce ball...Jeff asks what Jordan is doing?...Jordan says gossiping...


Jordan says Dom was telling him a detailed story about his first kiss with this girl...Kalia tells the story...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...


Jeff is enjoying...Jordan rubs his neck...Jordan asks "are you having fun?"...Jeff says yes...Kalia says all he needs are some games and entertainment and he's good to go...Jeff nods yes...Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek...


Jeff asks if Jordan is having fun?...Jordan says yes...Jeff leans his head down and rests it on Jordan's leg...Jordan says her nails are painted and she's waiting on Jeff to do their faces and bleach their teeth, she tells Rachel they're doing facials later Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's neck and back, she says it's not going to be 3 in the morning is it? (they never ended up doing them)


They talk about it being past 12 already and then Jordan leans down and kisses Jeff again...


Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's neck and they talk about the tournament/triathlon...Jordan leans down again to kiss Jeff...she then rubs Jeff's hair again and points out that he's breaking out a little...Kalia asks if everyone discovered the prank?...Jeff asks Jordan if she knows what they did?...Jordan says yeah and she suggested to Dom to do the prank Jeff did on Peyton...uh oh! Jeff springs up and says "who'd you say that to?"...Jordan says Dom...Kalia says Jordan had no idea...Jeff says ohhhh...Jordan says she had no idea and told Dom to do that...Jeff says "oh no, it's ruined!"...Jeff asks if Dom knows about it...Jordan smiles and lies saying she doesn't know...Jeff says yeah he does...Jordan explains again what happened...Jeff realizes that Dom must know and he leaves thinking he's the next to be pranked...



Chocolate starfish 

1:35 - 1:37 AM 


Jeff, Jordan, Dom, Lawon & Cassi are chatting by the hot tub, Dani & Adam are playing cornhole...Dani says something about having "batwings" and Adam mumbles she doesn't have batwings...Dom says she doesn't know the meaning of batwings...Jeff asks what those are?...Dom and Adam explain when you it's when your balls stretch out (if they stick to the side of your legs)...Jeff starts laughing...Dani didn't know either...Dom says that's why he said that...Dani says she calls some shirts that, she even said it to Jordan the other day that she likes her batwings...more laughs...Lawon is cracking up

Cassi starts telling a story...brief fish...when feeds return Jordan is finishing a story about how Jeff spread his butt cheeks and called it "chocolate starfish"  LOL! Jordan says that Jeff said "hey Jordan, chocolate starfish"...more laughs...Adam explains to Dani what that is too LOL 


Dom says Jeff is awesome and says he seems like the kind of guy that would tuck his "willy" in between his legs...Jordan quickly says "oh yeah for sure"...laughs...Jeff says "what are you talking about!?"...Jordan says no! he would as a joke...Dom says he knew it!, then he asks if Jeff was drunk or sober when that happened?...Jordan says no, sober  Dom says that makes it even better...Jordan says she doesn't care about stuff like that, it's funny...feeds switch…




JeJo HOH bed talk/mask talk/Jeff’s not gripy

2:20 - 2:35 AM


The feeds switch to the bathroom just after the 2:20am mark...Jeff and Cassi are talking game, she's telling Jeff that they should put B&R up...Jeff wants to get out of there LOL...he leaves and feeds switch off of JeJo until 2:26am...Jordan is in bed with a pensive look on her face...Jeff changes for bed and comes out of the bathroom...brief palm trees...Jeff turns off the lights...Jordan asks "are you mad I did the face thing without you?"...Jeff says he did make her wait a long time...Jeff gets in bed saying "kinda"...Jordan says "well you took too long"...Jeff says "I told you I had to play another game of bags, it took a long time"...Jordan says they can do it another night.


Jeff gets comfy and then says what was she talking in there about, telling all her stories, he didn't hear all her stories of the day...Jordan says starting with what?...Jeff wants the 2 fu**ing idiots to get out of there (Kalia & Porsche who are playing chess outside the door) ...Jordan asks if Jeff has any stories?...Jeff tells Jordan that he was talking to Cassi and she thought of Dom not using the POV...Jordan says that would be dumb, why?...Jeff says it just came up outside, he suggested Cassi work on Dom...Jordan says it's tomorrow...Jeff says yeah, what's it hurt...Jordan doubts he'll do that and what? get Adam out?...Jeff warns Jordan to be quiet because of the losers outside...Jeff says that would be the dumbest move ever...Jordan says she's really sad she's leaving, did Jeff talk to her?...Jeff says a little bit right now but she was talking loudly and these guys were out here playing chess, she told Jeff to backdoor B&R...Jordan says yeah but that would be the dumbest move for them...Jeff says Dani wouldn't trust them then...Jordan says both Dom and Cassi would be in the house together...Jeff says they'd be the next target...Jordan says her and Cassi spoke too...Jeff shushes Jordan...Jordan explained to Cassi she needs to stick with her solid alliance...Jeff says you need that to get far...Jordan talks loudly again and Jeff shushes her again...Jordan continues...Jeff says that when he says shhh can she change her tone or not?


Jordan says "what's wrong with you today? you're all gripy"...Jeff says he's not gripy but those little rats sitting outside...Jordan says they can't hear...Jeff says they can, they're right there...silence...Jeff grabs Jordan's hand to hold it and says "I'm not gripy"...


Jordan says he seems gripy...Jeff says he wants them to go so they can do their talk and draw pictures Jeff asks "why do I seem gripy?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff says he's totally not...Jordan asks how long chess takes?...Jeff says sometimes a long time ...silence...Jeff sighs and asks if Jordan's face feels clean?...Jordan says yes...Jeff asks which one she likes better, the peel one or this one?...Jordan likes this one better...Jeff likes the peel one because it's fun.


Jordan says they could be out there all night...Jeff asks what she wants to do? sleep?...Jordan says no...Jordan sits up and Jeff says "no you don't love me" LOL Jordan moves closer to Jeff and props herself up saying they don't know how long they'll be out there so let's talk...Jeff says ok...




JeJo HOH bed talk Part 2

2:35 - 2:57 AM


Bed talk continues...

Jeff asks how Jordan likes the Dom deal?...Jordan says they have to trust somebody...Jordan says she had a talk with Adam and Jeff relays what him and Adam talked about...they say it would be stupid for Dom not to use it, they giggle about the possibility of him not but they know he will use it...Jeff says if he did that he'd vote Dom out, everyone would, B&R would shit their pants...Jordan says it would be the dumbest move ever...Jeff says someone on BB did it before (Marcellas! lol) Jordan says if it was 5 weeks in she'd do it...Jeff is talking about the Dom move, Jordan about backdooring B&R...Jordan said what if someone flipped on them, they'd be so mad at themselves...Jeff starts throwing out scenarios...Jeff says it'd be stupid to get rid of B&R because then they'd be the biggest targets, everyone is going to go after B&R (I hope so!)...they talk about future weeks and trying to get rid of Porsche before jury...palm trees until just before 2:43 am mark...

Jeff asks about what happened when Rachel came up to talk to Jordan, Cassi told him her side and he wants to hear Rachel's side...Jordan says Rachel came up and said Cassi was being mean to her and

Jordan told Rachel that she's just being honest with her and don't get mad at her for what she's saying...they get distracted with Shelly talk, Jordan likes her, Jeff says she's the best, he likes when she gives zingers...Jordan continues saying that she told Rachel that she's starting to get on people's nerves with comments she makes, eg. the comment she made about Porsche staying, that was uncalled for and the comment she made towards her didn't make her mad but what if it was someone else's HOH and she said it to them, she's not saying she's backdooring her but if it was someone else she'd probably get backdoored this week.


Jordan says she told her the way she talks sometimes and her actions, she comes off as a bitch Jeff says "you said that?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "wow love ♥ " ...Jordan told her to not take it the wrong way, she didn't mean it rude, Rachel started crying saying she's not a bitch...Jordan said she's a sweet girl but her throwing jabs like that...Jeff says "wow love ♥ give me a high five" LOL


Jordan says they talked about the HOH comp, Rachel was upset with Jeff...palm trees...Jordan says that Rachel complained about season 12, Jordan told her this is a new season, she's looking the same as last season, she was annoyed with her yesterday...palm trees...when they return Jeff says "I'm so excited I got a boner" LOL! Jordan's assertiveness is turning Jeff on


Jordan told Rachel people are getting tired of hearing Brendon, Brendon and getting annoyed, what she's doing is making herself a target, her and Rachel are opposites of each other...Rachel said that she sticks up for her friends...Jordan told her that outside of this house, that's fine but this is BB, so it's completely different, when things like that happen you have to keep your mouth shut so when she does that she's making a target of her, Brendon and their alliance, sometimes it's best to just walk away and not say anything, she wasn't saying it to be mean.

Jordan says she told Rachel she wanted to change her image but she's telling people she's up here having sex with Brendon...Jeff says "whoa!"...Jordan says they didn't get too much into that but Rachel justified it by saying he's her fiance, yeah he is and she's not judging her but this is for millions of people to see it and then Dani came up and she didn't take it further not wanting to offend...Jordan thinks that it's not classy and even if Jeff were her fiance she wouldn't be having sex with him on camera...Jeff mmm, hmm's....palm trees...Jordan says she also told her the comment Rachel made about Brendon and Jeff, how Cassi wanted them for herself that made it sound like Rachel was personally threatened by her and maybe her telling Cassi that didn't help matters...

Jordan says she was honest with both Cassi and Rachel and she basically told Rachel she needs to shut up LOL


Jeff says maybe with Cassi gone things will settle down...Jordan hopes Rachel listened to her...Jeff says "that's good, that's real good"...Jordan talked to Brendon too but things got diffused...Jeff says he told them they're solid...Rachel was worried JeJo were flipping on them...Jordan told her that she's not flipping on them and not backdooring them and even Dani told Rachel she needs to chill out because Jordan is probably thinking of backdooring you...Jeff says there's always a reason for Rachel getting involved...Jordan says it's boring and unnecessary drama is being stirred up.


They go back to the spyscreen with Dom & Cassi, Jeff says it would be so dumb if Dom didn't use the veto...Jordan says he wouldn't, he's smarter than that...Jeff says he'd vote for Dom out...Jordan says Dom likes Dani too...Jeff says Dom said his game is better without her...Jordan says she feels bad, Cassi is disappointed...Jordan says if it was them, no one would be sorry...Jeff says he's over it too, it's out in the open now...they talk about Cassi some more...Jeff says he was careful what he told her in case it was used against him later...Jordan wishes it weren't couples because she'd put up Adam and Lawon...Jordan says they have to worry about themselves or they're going to go home this summer.




JeJo HOH bed talk Part 3

2:57 - 3:16 AM


Jeff and Jordan continue talking game in the HOH bed...Jeff wonders if Brenchel would put up Adam & Dominic?...Jordan says that Brendon gives a power speech and Dani just cringes but she thinks they're solid until final 5...Jeff says he's sure when Rachel was pissed she told him that she wanted Jeff & Jordan out...Jordan says yeah, he's the calming influence, if Rachel were to leave Brendon would team up with Jeff...Jeff says he'd come with them, team up with Dani and they'd go F4, that would be good Jordan says she's nervous about Dani being in the F4...Jeff says she's in the best position because she's got both sides...Jordan says they have to talk to her and make sure Shelly is confident with them, she might feel like she's a tag along because she would keep Shelly over Rachel...Jeff says "and Dani"...Jordan says "oh for sure"


Jordan says Dani doesn't care...Jeff says she'll be ruthless...Jordan wonders when they will be able to get her out...Jeff says she's sitting in the middle and letting everyone else take each other out, why is she complaining about sitting around for a month, he'd take that and there are no prize comps yet so...Jordan says if there are any prizes she's taking them Jeff says it diepends what positition they are in, it's early for prizes though right?...Jordan says yeah...


They talk about the scenario of Cassi convincing Dom to not use the veto, it would be the dumbest move in BB history, there'd be war and they could step back and watch the fireworks...they talk about something that happened between Rachel, Porsche & Cassi (catty pool game) and what would happen if Cassi stayed...Jordan says they have deals with everybody LOL! Jeff says everyone does...Jordan says theirs are real though


More game scenario talk...funny stuff here ---> Jeff says he & Dom get along pretty good, maybe Jordan can help Dom do a good prank on him...Jordan says that Cassi told her that Dominic adores her...Jeff says "who you?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "why not me?"...Jordan says "he likes you"...Jeff says "I want adore"


Back to game talk...Jordan says that Shelly is so sweet, she always says she wants them as a young couple to be successful in life, they have so many opportunities etc Jeff says he thinks Shelly is pretty successful...Jordan agrees saying she travels internationally...Jeff says she seems like she has a good grip on her business...Shelly says she wants to see them together, they can never break up, she will never vote against them (UGH LIAR!!) Jeff says she's so awesome, they are in a good position...Jordan asks if Jeff is going to try and win HOH?...Jeff says yeah for sure...they feel confident about being safe with Brenchel though, Jordan moreso than Jeff, he's worried about Rachel...Jordan explains why she thinks they're good when it comes to Rachel, she talks about the talk she had with Rachel and how she feels bad she was crying, she feels like she's in highschool between two girls...Jeff says they are the mediators and he doesn't even want to be, if Rachel has another breakdown he's going to have a serious sit down with Brendon telling him they can't have this just for their sanity and themselves, once the keys are broken up he hopes she has a breakdown, it will be better for them...Jordan says she just feels bad for saying all that stuff, makes her feel like she's a bad person...Jeff says "what in the DR...f**k that?"...palm trees...


Jeff says that's why he didn't watch their season because of the things people say, they don't mean them and it's in the game...palm trees...Jeff goes off on Rachel a bit...Jordan says she told her to change how she's acting...Jordan says can you imagine what it would be like with Dick? he'd stir stuff up, it feels like forever ago he was there...they talk about what it would be like to have Dick in the house, it's probably best for them he's gone...Jordan compares this season so far to their season and implies that's a good thing...Jeff hopes so but she has to know it's going to get rough, to not get down, just stay positive and she has to tell him the same thing because his emotions get out of control, he hopes they are in there a long time...they talk about what it might be like in the house at F5 and how they need to study...


Jeff says they just have to get through the keys, they're worried about Dom being HOH and who he would put up....they laugh thinking about Dom not using the veto to save himself, he'd be voted out...




JeJo HOH bed talk Part 4

3:24 - 3:29 AM


Bed talk continues...

Just before the 3:25am mark Jordan says she has to take her retainer out, she feels like she's going to gag, she gets up and adjusts her underwear/shorts...Jeff looking at her says "look at that booty show" Jordan says "oh be quiet...I got a wedgie"...Jeff says "yeah that thing was up there"...Jordan says it was...Jeff asks if there's any Advil up there?...Jordan was going to get some but...Jeff says she doesn't want to go down there...some game talk because they see Dom and Cassi on the spy screen...Jordan gets back in bed...Jeff gets up deciding to go get some Advil...Jordan says to sneak down there in case they pull Jeff aside to talk game...Jeff says he won't talk game...Jordan says they'll do their face masks tomorrow...Jeff says yeah...Jeff uses the bathroom and then heads out...




Jeff returns to bed…snuggle & HG game talk 3:35 - 3:44 AM


Just after the 3:35am mark the feeds switch back to JeJo in the HOH...Jeff has returned to bed after getting some Advil and checking in on Dani, Lawon & Kalia who are in the purple room...they are about the need to split up Brenchel up but now is not the time, they need to get to jury, that's what their goal is, to get there and then they can re-evalutate everything...Jordan can't wait until the week is over...Jeff says there's 2 more weeks until jury...Jordan knows but says she feels like a school counsellor with 2 students...Jeff then says there are 3 more weeks until jury, 5 people have to go, 2 more weeks after this, that's a long time, they are getting too fu**Ing cocky...Jeff tells Jordan about the game talk he had with Dom...Jordan says if Porsche won HOH she would be freaking out because she wouldn't know what she would do ...Jeff says he would be freaking out too...Jordan says if she missed jury by one week you know how mad she would be?...Jordan snuggles into Jeff asking if he wants her to get off him?...he doesn't respond


Jeff can't believe how early it is in the game and they're full blown into it...Jordan says that's why Cassi is upset, it's so early...Jeff says it sucks balls...Jordan sits up and asks if she should turn something off?...Jeff asks if she pooted?...Jordan says she did earlier, it must have been kept under the covers...they giggle


They talk about Jeff's little talk with the others in the purple room and Jordan giggles...Jordan says Dani is funny, she likes her sassiness...Jeff says she's so sassy...Jeff tells a funny story about Dani rolling her eyes at Rachel...Jordan tells a story of how Dani was making faces at Brenchel and Brendon saw her (oops! LOL) and how Dani tells Rachel things to her face but Rachel lets it go in one ear out the other, Rachel is emotional though...Jordan says Dani is funny...Jeff says yeah


They talk about Rachel and her dramatics...Jeff says it's so early, imagine day 50 with Rachel, once Cassi leaves Rachel will loosen up big time...they talk about their talk with Cassi and how at least they were honest and told her what was going on...Jeff says it's the smartest move, he doesn't care what other people say...Jordan asks how many times are they going to talk about this?...Jeff says today? LOL

Jeff says they rehash everything because it's the news for the day, it's like reading the same (news)paper every day, how about the people that are listening (to them), they're thinking you two think Rachel is bad, you two need to shut up yourselves...Jordan says she feels like people think they suck...Jeff asks why would they suck?...Jordan says they probably think they're losers...Jeff says they probably think they're losers but they don't suck...


Jordan says she hopes not, that would be bad...Jeff says you know what he has to work on? himself, he needs to step up his DR's, that's what he's going to focus on...palm trees…




JeJo HOH bed talk - Jeff supports Jordan 3:47 - 3:51 AM


Feeds return from palm trees just after the 3:47am mark to JeJo talking in bed...Jeff asks what can they talk about that they have talked about 100 times (already)? LOL


Jordan says nothing, she wonders what exciting has happened in news?...Jeff says ok, if she could find out one thing from the outside world, what would she want to know?...Jordan says two things, if they're having football season...Jeff says that's his, she only gets one...Jordan says if Casey Anthony was found guilty or not Jeff says she's guilty...Jordan says of course she's guilty but the way they were talking downstairs she could get off...Jeff says "tone it down"


Jeff says he wants to know about the NFL, if he gets out and there's no football he'll be so sad but he's jumping the gun...Jordan asks if he'd like to know about any celebrities dying...they discuss other things they would like to know including earthquakes, etc...Jordan says it will be weird when they get in their cars and drive...Jeff says remember it was weird...Jeff says they are getting ahead of themselves, they have to make it that far (he knocks on wood)...Jordan says she was so, so nervous last Thursday, she hasn't been so nervous in a long time...Jeff asks when she was putting?...Jordan says well with the starting of the show, she was so focused on HOH...Jeff says she didn't move the whole show LOL


Jordan says she didn't want to mess up and disappoint people, making them mad at her...Jeff says she was perfect, they had Kalia who tied it and her, she shouldn't have felt any pressure, she had them (putting after)...Jordan says it was because everybody was saying she needed to win so she was scared if she didn't win Jeff would get mad at her...

Jeff says "stop, don't think that, cuz then it makes you nervous, I don't get mad at you and then you get nervous look what you did with the bricks, don't get nervous, I'm not going to yell at you, of course I'm here to support you"...Jordan says she didn't want her alliance to think she doesn't care because she knows people think that...Jeff says "no, you're fine...bozo" ...Jordan says this coming week she won't be so nervous because she's not playing...Jeff says he hates the stupid fu**ing questions...




JeJo HOH bed talk - snuggle & birthdays

3:51 - 3:55 AM


Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed in the HOH room...Jordan says IF they make it to F2 it will be September, it sounds so far, when they get out and do stuff in LA afterwards, it will almost be October...Jeff says it's two months from now, they have to relax...Jordan says it's crazy...they both knock wood for good luck...


Jeff says what if everyone is running around cutting deals to get rid of them? giggles...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and says no, Shelly would tell them

Jordan asks Jeff if he's missing anybody's birthday back at home?...Jeff says his brother's...Jordan says when is it?...Jeff says August 2nd...Jordan asks if he's going to be 40?...Jeff says no, 38, Eric is going to be 40...Jordan says oh, that's right...Jeff says it's so weird...Jordan says it just flies by...Jeff says that's why you have to enjoy...Jordan says a year goes by so fast...they talk about the spy screen being addicting like tv....


Jordan asks "what are we going to do for my birthday this year?"

Jeff says "what did we do for mine?"

Jordan says "you were in Vegas"

Jeff says "oh yeah, I was enjoying with Tony...it was the best day ever, actually it was a pretty good day...we had that meal...and then Tony made fun of me for eating too much of the lobster"

Jordan giggles and says "you were miserable, you called me"

Jeff says "oh my God"

Jordan says "and you were venting to me and Tony walked in the hotel room"...palm trees...

Jordan says it's her 25th birthday, that means she's in the mid...Jeff says they'll do something fun, let's win and then they can do really something fun, if she wins again she can pay for it...giggles...Jeff says if he wins he'll take her to Europe for her birthday...Jordan says "and have my implants taken out"...Jeff says "whoa!"


Jordan says she'd rather have them taken out then that...Jeff doesn't like this, he says "what do you mean taken out, are you gonna leave a little something or take them all the way out?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, she goes back and forth, her boobs were like Dani's before, maybe a little bigger, that's something she really has to think about because she'll have scars all over her boobs...




Backscratch & ATWFF/Italy talk

3:56 - 4:01 AM


Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed in the HOH room...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his back?...Jordan says yes...Jeff gets in position

Jordan says that after the show when they get back home she wants to take Peyton somewhere, maybe Charleston or something, go for a weekend...Jeff says how about do something for her birthday?...Jordan says it'll be too cold, it's November...Jeff says oh yeah...Jordan says what they could do is go to New York, she's never been, they could go there...Jeff asks why Jordan didn't come out for when he finished ATW?...


Jordan says she couldn't leave work because of something...Jeff says she should have come...Jordan says she had work and he was just getting done, his brother was going to be there and everything, that way he got to see his family since she had seen him in Italy...


Jeff says "how cool was that that you got to go to Italy?...Jordan says it was pretty cool, she's not gonna lie...Jeff says his cousin's place was sick, it was perfect...Jordan says it was, she didn't know what to expect, she thought it would be like a movie, like in Venice...Jeff says it was old school Italy...Jordan says Silvia was so nice, she felt bad that they paid for everything, her place was cool, it was so different...Jeff loves it...Jordan says the upstairs was a like a separate house...


Jeff and Jordan imitate how Silvia talks and they giggle over that...Jeff says she's awesome and how they played soccer every day...Jordan says Mateo was so cute, she wanted to squeeze him...Jordan bought Silvia a pair of shoes even though she didn't want her to "noh, noh, noh" LOL...Jordan says her grandma was cool...Jeff says "nonna"...Jordan imitates her saying she couldn't communicate with her (it's cute)...


Jordan says she was nervous on such a long flight...Jeff says it was hard too because it was boom, boom, how long was the flight?...Jordan says it was 8 or 9 hours, it wasn't direct, she had to stop in Germany both times, the flight from Germany to Italy was 45 minutes, at one point she put her head down and curled into a ball and the flight attendant asked if she was ok...Jordan says that it's crazy how big the planes are with carrying so many people, how they stay up there but she feels safer in them...Jeff says they don't rattle, remember on TAR when they went through that storm and she woke him up?...Jordan says that Jeff said "love ♥, it's okay", he was out of it...Jeff says that thing was rocking & rolling...Jordan says she was scared...Jeff says that was the best though...FEEDS RESET @ 4AM




Fish talk & sleepy goodnight kiss

4:02 - 4:11 AM


After the feeds reset...Jeff and Jordan are talking in bed in the HOH room, they are talking about the fish Jordan says she'd hate to be a fish locked in the thing (tank)...Jeff says he doesn't think they even know...Jordan asks Jeff if he's seen Finding Nemo?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she watched that before she came in there, it was the cutest little story...Jeff asks if she had never seen it?...Jordan says no, she loves it...Jeff says it's Ellen...Jordan says it's the one that talks the whole time to the dad fish...Jeff says that's Nemo...Jordan says Nemo was the lost one but Ellen was the annoying fish that kept following his dad...Jeff says yeah, it was, it was Nemo's friend...Jordan says it was a cute little movie...Jeff says "cutie" They talk about the fish tank some more while Jordan continues scratching...


Jordan asks if Jeff ever had fish and said she accidentally killed hers...Jeff says he thinks everybody did (he's right! I did LOL) ...Jeff says the tank was open, didn't have a top and they'd jump out of there and land on the floor & die...


Jeff says tomorrow is Monday huh?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says that the worst is when you know you're leaving and you have to be there for those 3 days...Jeff says Dom is probably getting an earful down there...they quiet down and then Jeff says "are we going to sleepies?"...Jordan says "are we?"...Jeff says "I don't know, it's up to you"...Jordan wraps her mic up and says something about Peyton's friend's mom...palm trees...


Jordan is talking about a couch that looks so comfy, like you would sink into it, she knows that is random but...Jeff says she told him that before, her bedroom is huge...Jordan says huge! he got two closets...Jordan looks at Jeff and asks if his eyes are closed?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says ok and puts her mic away...Jeff says he's sleepy...Jordan says then go to bed...they face each other and kiss goodnight...


Jeff says "goodnight love ♥ ...til early in the mornin"...

Jordan asks if Jeff was aggravated with her today?...Jeff says "nooo, why do you say that?"...Jordan says she was just asking...Jeff says he thought he said she did good today...Jordan says she knows but...Jeff says she aggravates him when she asks him, he'd tell her, what does she think? he wouldn't tell her?...Jordan knows he would tell her but didn't know if it was because of all the stuff going on...Jeff says he just gets aggravated sometimes at being the babysitter...Jordan giggles...Jordan then reaches back and touches Jeff saying "goodnight" they go to sleep...




BB11 HG talk/after show plans

10:40 - 10:45 AM


Jeff, Jordan and Dani are in the kitchen talking about BB11 HG's...Dani tells Jeff and Jordan who of that cast she keeps in touch with...Dani says she's cool with Ronnie, she talks to Casey occasionally she saw him at Laura's wedding, Lydia occasionally more facebook stuff, she's seen Noonan at a couple of things...Jordan asks who?...Dani says Michele...Jeff asks "how's she doing?" Jordan says she hasn't seen Michele since Vegas, no the Really awards, she hasn't seen anybody...Dani asks if she hasn't kept up with all the stuff Michele's doing? snickerJordan says "I've heard but I haven't kept up with it"...Dani says "it's hard to keep up" snicker


Jeff chuckles saying he's heard a couple of things Dani says she met her in Vegas, she actually really, really liked her on the show and she told her she was rooting for her on her season, she's the cutest little awkward adorable blah blah blah, I don't know, I liked her as little nerdy awkward girl (umm so you're saying you don't like her supposedly sexy, awkward self now? haha) ...Jordan who is too nice says "no, I liked her, she was nice, I liked Michele" awkward silence


Dani says probably Jordan talks only to Laura...Jordan says she hasn't really talked to anyone, she texted Laura recently to tell her but she didn't text her back but she understands she was busy, she doesn't mean that in a bad way, she couldn't even tell her the last time she talked to Casey, she never goes to any of that stuff.


Dani says she goes to Vegas every year and that's it...palm trees...Jeff says the others can go to Vegas and then they'll meet up with the cast back in LA...Dani says sure, sure, she's not sure about Vegas because the new cast goes and it's so overwhelming, she just likes to hang out with her friends, watch football on Sundays in the hotel...Jeff says he loves loves daytime partying in Vegas, drinking, etc then just going to bed at night even though you never do...Dani asks where they're staying in LA?...Jeff's not sure, he has friends in Santa Monica or up the street they can stay with but they'll probably just get a room...Jordan says it's funny she said that because her and Jeff were just talking about that last night, Kalia asked about it and Jordan told her they're not going to Vegas but...Jeff says that they'll go fishing and other fun stuff...Dani invites herself to go too LOL she says she's the least flaky person they'll ever meet in their lives...Jeff says they'll definitely all go out since so many live out in LA...Jordan says she never realized how many people live out in LA...Dani says it's a good handful...they talk about how the cast says they're from a certain place but they live in LA...Jeff makes fun of Jordan farting Jordan compliments Dani on her hair...Jeff says "whoa Jordan's full of Dani compliments today"...they start talking about hair...




JeJo nap

1:52 PM


Jeff and Jordan are napping in the HOH room...Jordan has her hand under the waistband of Jeff's shorts...cute!




Swear & kiss

3:44 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is talking about wanting 3 days of the month where he can say anything without repercussions LOL

Jordan puts her bowl in the microwave and says "you love me"...Jeff says "no way, I get to say whatever I waannt"...Jordan says "look me in the eyes and tell me"...Jeff gets close to her face and says "f**k you"...they kiss...Jeff says "how many couples get to swear at each other and then kiss" LOL...Jeff hugs Jordan and grabs her butt...palm trees...




ATWFF goodbye story/Jeff is sweet

4:10 - 4:22 PM


Jordan and Kalia are up in the HOH room (again!! )...they're talking a little game...Jordan is worried she made a mistake with her replacement nominees but it's too late now...Jordan says that Jeff said if Rachel wins next week and flips on them he would make her life hell, he would kill her...they think it would be a week too early to do that, they talk about jury votes...Kalia says B&R doing that to J&J would be like shooting themselves in the foot because they'd be getting rid of the only people they have plus it keeps the target equally on B&R and J&J...Jordan thinks they're just being paranoid and they're bored...Kalia says this week is technically over.

Jordan says when she was giving her speech she was nervous, she was about to cry...Kalia knows Jordan was really sorry she had to do that...Jordan says everyone was crying...Kalia says that you come into this thinking it's a game but you live with these people 24/7 and you start to care about them, nobody wants to hurt people's feelings.


Kalia says that even Jeff's eyes were watering, it was cute, he said he started because he saw everyone crying, he always cries when people cry...Jordan says "when he left for ATWFF I said I'm not gonna cry cuz he left for 100 days and when we were at the airport we had to drive him to the airport and then me and my brother, we're gonna, not the Charlotte airport but we had to drive to Raleigh...and we drove him there and then me and my brother left from Raleigh to Myrtle Beach cuz it's really not that far and when he left I got all teary eyed and stuff and then he was like, don't cry and then I started crying, really crying and I sat in my seat and I was just like go, cuz then I would cry even harder and I didn't want it on camera cuz I felt like a goober and then he got all choked up and he was about to start crying and then when I left he called me and was like OMG you made me look like an asshole and I was like why? and he was like because you left and could cry and I was just standing there all choked up on camera and I was like I'm sorry"


Kalia says that Jeff was saying downstairs that why does he have to look crazy, he has to go, it's so sweet...Jordan says "he is sweet"

Kalia says that Jeff said his emotions run deep and she told him he's very passionate...palm trees...Kalia talks about her boyfriend being protective...Jordan says she likes that...Kalia wants a man who will fight for her and come to her rescue...Jordan says that they were talking about it being her 25th birthday this year and she's in her mid 20's now so what are they going to do? and Jeff asked what did they do for his birthday? and Jordan told him he was in Vegas and Jeff said "oh yeah that's right"...Kalia asks how old he is?...Jordan says he'll be 34 (he just turned 33! )...Kalia says he's an old man getting up there...Jordan likes that Jeff is 9 years older because they're both on the same page, we don't talk about marriage and stuff but with any guy, even if it wasn't Jeff, someone being 9 years older, men nowadays marry in their mid 30's, they're ready to settle down so by the time she's 28 or 27 IF IF that happened, she's not saying they're getting married or anything, they both have to get their stuff together, she doesn't have her ducks aligned, she's not going to move unless she's stable...Kalia says that she's always spontaneous, she'll just move wherever and then worry about things later...Jordan says that's awesome, she wishes she could do that...they start talking about Kalia...Jordan asks why Kalia likes LA...Kalia explains she loves the lifestyle and the laid back feel of the west coast...they continue chatting and then Jordan gets called to the DR…




Prank fail cuteness

5:18 - 5:22 PM


The HG's are all up in the HOH room hiding out, they're trying to pull a prank on Adam by all disappearing, it's failing miserably LOL

Jeff and Jordan are on their HOH bed...Jeff is saying this is a complete fail...Jeff puts his arm on Jordan and Jordan starts rubbing...cute arm rubbing for the next while...hard to see because it's mostly on the far away angle.

@ the 5:21:07 mark Jordan kisses Jeff's hand.




Not time to talk

8:48 - 8:51 PM



Feeds switch to JeJo in the HOH room...they are talking game, the possible scenarios for next week...Jeff says they could be backdoored but why wouldn't they go after B&R...Jordan sighs...Jeff says, that if they are working together (newbs/B&R), "and I swear...I will ruin, I will ruin Rachel...she'll never, she'll cancel her Twitter...I will fu**ing raise hell in there, if she flips" LOL!


Jeff thinks they're getting out of control, he thinks they're fine, he hopes so...Jeff says "don't you think? what's up?"...he throws something at Jordan LOL and says it's not time to talk, it's too early...Jordan knows (?) and just wishes that she did get rid of Lawon because Cassi wouldn't be scared to put up B&R, neither would Shelly, she thinks they're just being dramatic...Jeff likes the Fiber 1 bars, don't throw them out Jordan says the pasta stuff Jeff made was so good...Jeff says right?...Jordan says she hoped she burned it off tonight, it's already 9...Jeff says he knows...Jeff gets in the shower and Jordan gets ready to shave her legs...




Have a glass love

9:37 PM


Jeff is cleaning up the kitchen counter...Jordan arrives and asks if everyone ate?...everyone has...Jeff says she can have the rest...Jordan says he knows she is...Jordan starts getting her plate ready...Porsche asks Jordan "you want white wine?"...Jordan hesitates saying uhhh...Jeff, off camera, says "have a glass love ♥ cuz you know who's going to finish it"...Jordan agrees to have a little bit…




JeJo hammock time - bored & tired

10:08 - 10:19 PM


Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock...Jordan says the cabbage was good...they talk about Porsche and how she loves to cook...Jeff says she's just starting...Jordan says she wants her own cooking show, maybe that's why she's here...Jordan says she sounds like a meanie...


Jeff says "no, cuz I want a cooking show, well you know, not a cooking show but you know what I mean" Jordan says she's so looking forward to their facials, it's the highlight of their night...Jeff says they have a bocce ball tournament...Jordan asks what's bocce ball...Jeff explains...Jeff asks to be swung, Jordan tries...Jordan asks if Jeff's beer is good?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's tired.......bohred"...Jordan says "me too, imagine being here 50 something days"...Jeff says he hopes so...Jordan says it's so long.


Jordan says her jeans fit better...Jeff asks why? is she losing weight?...Jordan thinks so, they're not as snug in the butt...Jeff says she's not eating as many snacks...Jordan says she's been good but the worse is eating late at night, she doesn't think she's losing weight but staying the same...Jeff asks if she weighed herself?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says to keep track, he thinks he's overtired...Jordan says they did sleep a lot, he was snoring...Jeff says they were catching up...Jordan says maybe Jeff's beer will help him sleep better, he'll be rested.


Jordan wants to read a magazine like Vogue or Cosmo or have a pedicure set to do her toes, just something to keep herself occupied, she feels like she's running out of things to talk about with people and they talk about the same old thing...Jeff wants to chill and watch a movie, not talk and just watch it...Jordan says that would be nice, they'll probably get that in there...Jeff says later...Jeff says her feet smell good...Jordan says her armpit smells good, does he want to smell it?...Jeff says no LOL


Jeff sips his beer and says it's yummy...Jordan asks what kind?...Jeff says Tecate, it would be good with Mexican food...Jordan says she was talking to Cassi about her getting Mexican food when she leaves and Jordan thought it sounded so good, with a margarita with extra salt...Jeff says he'll wait for his margarita...Jordan says On the Border has by far the best margaritas...they talk about a place near Jeff called Maria's that has the best food...Jordan says she was so full, they went to Joe's garage and she was so sleepy...Jordan says she used to not like Mexican, she would never want to go eat it but her friend Chelsea would always go to Mexican and she started liking it...Jeff says how can you not?...Jordan says it's the jam Jeff says it is the jam

Jordan asks if Jeff wants to leave him alone?...Jeff says he's going to get another beer, does she want to go over there?...Jordan says no, she'll stay there's nowhere to sit...Jeff leaves to get another beer...




Jeff brings Jordan wine

10:23 PM


The feeds return from palm trees to Jeff bringing Jordan, who has been on the hammock, some white wine...Jeff has dropped a jellybean on the ground and can't find it...Jordan gets up and sees it immediately she hands it to Jeff and they walk over to the couch area to join the others…




I like that hat

10:34 PM


Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan smiles big at Jeff and she tells him "I like that hat"...Jeff says "yeah, I got it with you remember?"...Jordan says "where?"...Jeff says "Target"


Jordan says "you got that at Target?"...Jeff says both of them...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "remember, where I bought the shirts and 2 hats?"...Jordan says she remembers them all going to Target, didn't he buy it when they were at Aldo? a hat?...Jeff says yeah, he still has that but it's more wintery...




What if’s/Jordan is moody

10:47 - 10:50 PM


Jordan, Kalia and Cassi are in the kitchen chatting...they're talking about BB...Jordan says she can't believe she signed up to do this again, she forgot (what it was like), she told Jeff what if this was day 50 and he was like she better hope she's here on day 50, you can never "what if?" with him, what if an alien came down omg...LOL...Cassi doesn't get it...Jordan says that she'll say to Jeff, what if there was another couple and he'll say Jordan, what if an alien came down? and she'll say she's serious, what if this? and he gets so, he's the most impatient person ever and he gets so aggravated...Kalia says Jeff fell asleep in that room after about 13 minutes of talk but his what if's are so much bigger, his aren't within the realm of possibility, what if a hurricane/twister came and knocked everybody out, Jordan's are more likely to happen so let's go with hers...


Jordan says yeah, Jeff gets so mad when she's trying to point, for eg she'll say what if we move to Charlotte? he'll always have an answer back, she never wins...


Jordan says she gets so mad...Kalia says that he throws the comebacks pretty quickly...Cassi says she can't imagine her arguing back with him, does she?...Jordan says omg, yes, we fight...Cassi says she seems so nice, she couldn't see her doing that...Jordan says she told her that when she was on her period for those 2 weeks she was real moody...Cassi says oh yeah you were a real bitch to handle...Kalia says that the other day Jeff asked her if she was going to the DR and Jordan said "yes stupid!" (stunned face on Jeff) and yesterday she asked Jeff is she could have one of those heating pads and Jeff told her maybe she should ask in the DR for one instead of taking Jordan's because anything that keeps Jordan from being comfortable when her friend is in town affects him directly LOL

Jordan says "I can be moody"...they talk about how Jeff reacted when Jordan almost took slop during the POV comp...Jordan says Jeff would've been mad, he knew she was already moody, she is moody though sometimes, very moody...Kalia says Jordan is so nice that anything opposite of that Jeff would say "who are you? what'd you do with my girlfriend?"...Jeff says yeah, he gets mad...they start talking about their periods...




Come outside

11:19 - 11:20 PM


Jordan is sitting on the kitchen counter talking to Kalia and not being very social with the others...she is telling Kalia that she wouldn't recommend her masturbating in the house, she'll regret it Jeff walks by and says "come outside"...Jordan imitates him "come outside"...Jeff says "you don't want to?"...Jordan says they're having a girl talk...Jeff goes outside saying "ok, I think you guys have a lot of girl time"...




Shut up!

11:31 PM


Jordan is heading out to the BY...Jeff is just coming in...out of the blue Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff points at Jordan and says "how much wine did you drink?"...

Jordan repeats "shut up...I'm just kidding"...Jeff says "she's drunk!"...Jordan says "no, I'm not"...



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