July 19
Perfect for each other
12:02 - 12:29 AM
The HG's in the kitchen start playing f**k, marry, kill using the different HG's names...they ask Jeff to play...he refuses (out of respect for Jordan )
...Dani pleads with him to play it rolls eyes...Jeff says no and won't budge...they ask again...he won't...they ask why?...Adam says "it's weird?"...Jeff says yeah...
Jeff asks "where's Jordan anyway?"...she's in the hammock by herself...Jeff opens the sliding glass door and yells "Johrdann!"...Jordan says she's relaxing...Jeff says "relaxi taxi?"...Jeff walks back inside...
Cut to later in the purple room where the HG's are still playing the game...Jordan comes in the room just after the 12:25am mark and joins them...of course Dom asks Jordan to play rolls eyes...Jordan doesn't get it...they explain and say Adam, Brendon, Lawon...Jordan says those are my options? and just like Jeff she says no, she refuses...Dom says that Jeff was acting the exact same way...then Adam says "and that's why they're perfect for each other" ♥ Jeff joins the group shortly after...
More tense bored hammock time
12:11 - 12:17 AM
Jeff has been inside in the kitchen listening in on the f**k, marry, kill game the other HG's are playing, he finally leaves and goes outside...Jeff walks over to the hammock where Jordan is and says "what you doing love ♥ ? "..Jordan says "nothing"...feeds go off of them for a little bit and then switch back...
Cam 1/2
Jeff asks if Jordan is going to get in her HOH robe?...Jordan giggles and says no...they banter about who should put it on...Jeff asks where Shelly is?...Jordan says she's listening to her music...they talk about a bullfrog fart...Jeff asks if Jordan is pooped?...Jordan says no, she's just bored...they talk about Shelly, how they need to feel her in, she told Shelly Rachel is acting weird and Shelly told her they'll get them.
Jordan says she's so bored here, she doesn't know why but it feels harder than last time, maybe because she didn't know what to expect and everyone was mean to them and she didn't really know Jeff so they were always hanging out...Jeff visibly gets moody after that comment and says they always hang out anyway...Jordan says she knows but she's just bohred...Jeff says "what do you want me to do? juggle?"...
Jeff says "come talk to people and you don't get bohred"...Jordan says she talks to people all the time, what is he talking about?...Jeff says "well sitting by yourself is"...Jordan says it's nighttime...Jeff says ok...Jordan says she talked to Kalia and Cassi tonight, Dani a little bit...Jordan changes the subject, she talks about laundry...Jeff says 2 more loads?...Jordan says the bathing suits need to be washed separately and then she'll put them out in the sun to dry...Jeff says ok.
Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff?...Jeff says nothing, can't he just be quiet without there being something wrong?...Jordan says ok...Jeff says for him, can't he just be quiet?...Jeff exhales loudly and turns his face the other way...palm trees, more silence and feeds switch...
Jordan’s cleaning because she’s bored
1:06 AM
Jordan has been in the BY cleaning up and organizing...Jeff opens the sliding glass door and says "love ♥ what are you doing? cleaning everything cuz you're bored?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "I knew it"...Jordan says "Cassi told her to not go in there cuz they're throwing pillows"...Jeff says "good idea"...Jeff asks Shelly for a smoke and he sits down to have one…
Jordan’s mad the dishes aren’t being done
1:14 - 1:17 AM
Jeff is sitting on the couches with Adam, Shelly and Cassi (the smokers)...Jordan comes out and Jeff says "you just do not know what to do with yourself"...Jordan says she's doing laundry...Jeff asks how many minutes are left?...Jordan says 27...Jeff says in a half hour they'll switch it and fold one...Jordan comes over and sits down next to Jeff...they talk about the next live show...Jeff thinks it's stupid what they're thinking of doing (the weird hand gestures)...Jordan asks if they finished the tournament?...Jeff says no, they just didn't play.
Jordan suddenly says that she knows she's not supposed to say this and it sounds so bad buttttt she just went in there and did more dishes, she doesn't understand...Shelly doesn't either...Jeff as well...Jordan says there's always dishes in the sink...Lawon asks if she just did more?...Jordan says yeah, if you do a little now then later they want amount to much...
Jeff says that's why there are dishes, they get done just like the chairs just like everything else...Jordan says when you're done with your food just clean up after yourself...Adam says Jeff and him had this conversation...everyone bitches about that...Jeff says he washes his shit...Jordan says she gets so mad...Jeff says when he cooks, Jordan cleans, that's their deal...Shelly says it's the same for her and Tony...palm trees...
Jeff tries to get Jordan upstairs to no avail
2:27 - 2:34 AM
Jordan and Cassi are out in the BY talking on the couches...Jeff comes out and says "what are you doing love?" ♥ Jordan asks if he wants to come out there?...Jeff says "you wanna? or you wanna go upstairs?"...Jeff joins them...Jordan continues talking about Rachel and Jeff at the same time says that it smells like fishing...that catches Cassi's attention, she ignores Jordan and says fishing?
Jeff says it smells like the dew, it smells fresh...Cassi says she did that on her intro video...Dom comes out and asks if Jordan has scary stories to tell...Jeff says yeah, let's go upstairs and tell scary stories...Jordan says she doesn't have any scary stories, she was just saying for them all to go up in the HOH at night cuz it's dark in there...Dom says that Jordan's boyfriend has one...Jeff laughs, he doesn't really...they start talking about the scary walk that Cassie does...Kalia comes out and says Jordan should have been in the room with them...while the others discuss Jeff and Jordan talk about the laundry...Jordan tells Jeff she already finished some up...Jeff says "you did?...cutie"
Cassi then proceeds to tell the really boring fishing story of her intro yawn and then she tells the boring story of how she was discovered for BB yawn...Jordan and Cassi realize they were found by the same woman...feeds go on and off because they're talking about casting...they talk about the intros again...Jordan says it's so cheesy...Jeff who is clearly bored (can't blame him ) gets up and leaves saying "keep talking about it" (knowing you shouldn't be)...Jordan says this stuff is already aired, they can talk about it...Jeff goes over to the laundry area…
Jordan feels Jeff is gripy but he’s not
2:34 AM
Jeff is over by the laundry area after leaving where Cassi & Jordan are...Jordan says "you're gripy!"...Jeff says "I'm not! I don't know why you keep saying that"...Jordan says she feels like Jeff is gripy...Jeff asks what she wants him to do? juggle all the time around her, she's talking, what does she want him to do?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "exactly just relax, I don't know what you're talking about"...Jordan says ok...Jeff chuckles and walks inside…
Jejo no PDA
2:35 AM
After Jeff goes inside Cassi tells Jordan that Shelly was saying how gross Brenchel are...Jordan says Rachel has to let it be known how much she loves him...Cassi says Shelly asked why she always has to sit on him all the time?...Jordan says that Jeff would be like, listen, it's over...Cassi says that one time Rachel leaned in for a kiss and Brendon denied her, she's like a puppy dog that gets kicked and comes back for more.
Cassi says her and Lee were like Jeff and Jordan...Jordan says nobody wants to see that, do that in your private time...Cassi gives another example of the PDA...Jordan says that her and Jeff have always been that way, they don't like that stuff, it's gross, well not gross but...Cassi says when you're not like that, when you do get intimate and affectionate then it gives you (butterflies)...Jordan says yeah...Cassi starts talking about Lee and palm trees...
Talk before sleep Jordan finally comes to bed
3:13 - 3:32 AM
Jordan after a looooong talk with Cassi finally comes to bed...the feeds switch to the HOH room just after the 3:13am mark...Jeff is in bed...Jordan gets in saying she folded up the other half of their clothes...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says she didn't know Jeff was up there sleeping...Jeff thought she was up there, he listened to music and fell asleep...Jeff moves over to touch Jordan...Jordan says it's cold in there...Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says nothing...then she says that Cassi was asking her if she should campaign for votes and she didn't want to tell her no but they were talking about other stuff...Jeff gets up and sighs, he asks why he's so fu**ing tired...Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jeff comes back and sighs again...Jeff says she can shut off the spyscreen...palm trees for a few minutes they return just before the 3:20am mark
Jordan is saying she feels like Jeff is mad at her because of that (?)...Jordan says she wishes she hadn't listened to them, put up Shelly/Cassi first, Dom might have not played in the veto and then put up Dom...Jordan says she's just, I don't know...Jeff wishes Cassi was sticking around just because it's more ammo for them but what he wishes was happening was that he tried harder on that veto and Dom was going home...Jeff wonders where this big brother/little sister thing coming from...Jordan says now Rachel is all buddy, buddy with him...Jordan says that Jeff should win HOH and put up Kalia/Lawon and backdoor Dom...they marinate over that...
Jordan says she just hopes Dom isn't totally with them because they have Dani/Dom and them two have Porsche...Jordan says either way they would have been mad...Jeff says what he doesn't like is that they got their way but hopefully they're still on the same team...Jordan asks if Jeff has anything for her?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says the hammock out there is peaceful...Jordan says "my dad's not cleared for the..." palm trees just until before the 3:25am mark...
Jordan asks if Jeff is going to bed?...Jeff says nooo...Jeff says maybe they're acting weird and nervous because they know they can flip the votes on them and keep Cassi...Jordan says that's true, we're just being paranoid...Jordan moves over to Jeff...Jeff says "yeah I think we are love ♥ ...gimme a kiss"...they kiss...Jeff puts his head towards Jordan and says "I'm poopy love ♥ "...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair...
Jordan says she was telling Cassi, does this sound bad, "you know when they're all in that purple room and they're playing that game I just can't sit in there and listen to that, I think it's stupid"...Jeff says it is stupid...Jordan says the f**k, marry, kill thing with people in the house, celebrities are ok but with people in the house sitting right there, it's stupid...Jeff says he didn't answer either, he's like I'm not telling, why would you say that? to get into trouble...Jordan says exactly, Cassi said that they did it to her the other night and it was so awkward putting Brendon's name in it with Rachel sitting right there...Jeff says that was today...Jordan thought it was last night, yeah it's just awkward...
Jordan says sometimes it's hard to sit there and fake laugh when things aren't funny...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan stops rubbing and Jeff says "keep going"...Jordan asks if Jeff is feeling sick?...Jeff says why is he warm?...Jordan says Jeff's forehead is warm but not his cheeks...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's awfully sleepy...Jordan asks if he feels like it?...Jeff says he's just lethargic, no energy...
Jordan says since Jeff is going to bed early (early? lol) he'll feel better because there's nothing to do...Jeff says he hopes so but it's not early...Jordan feels so pale, doesn't he feel like last time they were so tan?...Jordan says alright goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight love ♥ , I'm sorry I'm tired"...they kiss again...
They turn to their sides and says she can't get Jeff's battery today...Jeff says she only got it once for him...Jordan says didn't she get it today?...Jeff says no, he did, she got it for him once...Jordan says oh, I thought, oh well...Jordan plays footsie with Jeff's leg and then says "love you"...Jeff says "love you"...sleep...
Jeff is feeling sick Part 1
11:25 - 11:30 AM
Feeds switch to the HOH room where Jeff is feeding the fish...he finishes up doing that and literally falls into bed...Jordan comes out of the bathroom in her cute bathing suit and asks if Jeff is laying out?...Jeff says it's early, if they go from 1 to 2, they'll have enough.
Jeff says "what's up? I hope I'm not getting sick"...Jordan says yeah, he seems like he is...Jeff says he knows...Jordan wanders around the room(s) doing stuff...Jeff is laying in bed looking like a mummy LOL Jordan says goodnight and starts to head out and Jeff says "hey love ♥ tell them in the DR that you want new batteries"...Jordan asks if they're dying?...Jeff says the remote isn't working...Jordan says she'll ask next time she's called in...Jeff say they can't creep on people . Jeff says goodnight and wraps himself up to sleep...Jordan leaves...
Jeff is feeling sick Part 2
1:30 - 1:35 PM
Feeds switch to JeJo in the HOH room...Jeff is still in bed...they have a little game talk...Jordan says Cassi said she was going to start talking to people, Brenchel is fighting, people are getting aggravated by them...Jeff is sick ...they are quiet while Jordan uses the bathroom...Jeff asks Jordan where she's going?...Jordan says outside...Jordan says "smile"...Jeff says "I think I'm getting sick"...Jordan says "you feel cold chills in you?"...Jeff says what's with this lazy bs...Jordan says Jeff should just lay down and rest all day, it might make him feel better...Jordan gives Jeff some fruit snacks...Jeff wants to change the channel (remote's not working)...Jordan says she'll go to the DR...Jeff asks if they ever called her back?...Jordan says no...Jordan says alright and gives Jeff a kiss on the forehead
Jordan leaves the HOH room…
Jordan was gojng to bring Jeff lunch 2:19 PM
Jordan is downstairs at the table making a plate for Jeff...Jeff comes out of the HOH room...Jordan yells up "Jeff I was making you this"...
Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says a pita...Dom asks "what's up Jeff? you alright buddy?"...Jeff says yeah, yeah...Jordan says "you want it?"...Jeff says no ...Porsche says she just worked so hard on it too...Jeff walks by...Jordan says she already ate, she was just going to bring it up to him...Jeff says "thank you though"...
Jordan & Dom talk (long)
4:19 - 5:05 PM
Jordan and Dom start chatting by the pool...they have a long talk about dating, relationships and Jeff amongst other things...
Dom asks how Jordan is when she's hit on? Jordan says she doesn't really get hit on...Dom asks even before Jeff?...Jordan says no but even if she knows off the bat she's not interested, she still talks to them cuz she feels bad. Jordan says she'll even buy the guy a drink. Jordan talks about (before Jeff) there was a young, douchey guy who was showing off in his suit, talking about being in real estate selling million $ homes, that was the 1st thing he said, no "hello, how are you?" and so she looked at him said, cool, have a good night and she walked away. LOL
Jordan talks about a more recent time in the winter, she went out with some gf's and this guy said it was his b-day, she offered him a drink, he said no and then some drinks came over later from him, that was nice and instead of her ignoring him cuz she's dating Jeff, another girl was engaged...palm trees...Jordan continues to explain she'll eventually tell the guy she has a boyfriend, sometimes they'll stay and talk, sometimes they'll walk away.
Dom says he doesn't really hit on girls like that, he's not a go to a bar, hit on chicks kind of guy, he's more about talking within a group to a girl, if it happens naturally, etc. Jordan says it depends on the girl (if she's into being picked up)...Jordan says her sister's bf says he won't buy a girl a drink because usually she's just using you to get free drink and then they're not thankful. Dom says he's never bought a random girl a drink, he dates friends...Jordan says that can be good, it's not weird, you feel more comfortable.
Dom prods Jordan about who/what kind of guys she dated before Jeff. (surprise surprise, he was always doing this) Jordan says she didn't really date, there was one person...palm trees...Jordan says she's so picky, she's weird, if she feels like a guy is being too pushy it grosses her out or if the guy is a show off she doesn't like that. Jordan says the 2 guys she dated before Jeff were complete opposites of Jeff...Dom says in what way?...Jordan says looks, how they dress, how they act, everything...she doesn't have a type but she likes guys with dark hair, darker skin over blonds, someone like David Beckham is fine though (no kidding lol) Jordan says overall that is her type. Dom says Jeff has good style though, he doesn't try too hard...Jordan says "just like a goober" (I have never liked Jordan calling him that but that's just me)...Dom agrees.
Jordan downplays the relationship/attraction in the BB11 house yet again 🙄...she says that it wasn't like they were all, you're so hot, etc, they were more like whatever, it was more their personalities and then they both got cuter to each other because Jeff likes the opposite looking types of her (Ugh what a hangup...)
Dom asks if they would've gotten together if they met outside this house or through mutual friends?...Jordan says if it was through friends yes because they think the same way but if it was at a bar, they would've probably just gotten drunk together, had fun and gone their own way but she doesn't know, she doesn't think about that stuff...what got her in the house was she thought he was cute but it was him being sweet and so nice and that made him cuter to her and NOW that they've been together a long time he's SOOO cute to her cuz she knows he has her back and he's not the type to be jealous and she isn't either because he's not the type to make her jealous, he makes her feel secure, she is content in the relationship. Jordan says people ask her if she wonders if Jeff is out there doing something (because of the LD) and she says no, never, not one time it crosses her mind, it's a good thing, if she thought that, if she couldn't trust him then she would never have continued outside the BB house.
They continue talking about trust issues in relationships and how it's not attractive when you're distrustful...Dom talks about one of his experiences...Jordan says she's not saying she would never not feel that way but she wouldn't make a big scene about it...Dom says that's mature...Jordan says Jeff is a good guy, people try to test her by saying that she must know that Jeff is out there cheating (nice friends but Jordan knows it isn't true, she would sense it...Jordan says Jeff always calls her all the time, wherever he's at, half the time he's at home, they talk to each other all the time...Dom says Jeff is a goofball...Jordan says Jeff trusts her too and he's the type that if he didn't want her, he would be the type to tell her it isn't working, he wouldn't lead her on, he would be honest...Dom says that is good, he has a problem with that, he doesn't like breaking their hearts...
Dom asks if Jordan wants to stay in Charlotte?...Jordan says she knows eventually she'll have to move, they have to figure out things, Chicago, LA, etc. Dom says it's a big step...Jordan says she's not doing anything without a commitment or else they'll never marry you . Jordan says they (the guy) get used to the routine and then things won't change, she thinks Jeff will eventually want it but they don't talk about marriage...Dom says it hasn't been that long...Jordan says in September it'll be 2 years...Jordan says they still have a long time, it's good Jeff is older, when she's 28 he'll be 37 and he'll probably be ready and she will too, they will figure it out, right now it's not the time to think about it...
Dom feels like so old already (at 25, lol)...they talk about being 18 and their experiences then...they reminisce on how easy life was...they talk about pressures of getting married one day and how there is more pressure on the man...Jordan says a turn off for her is a guy who is lazy and doesn't work, she is a hard worker and wants the same of her man. Dom's pet peeve is if a girl is not family oriented, he doesn't want a girl who parties and doesn't like to stay home.
Jordan agrees, Jeff is family oriented...Jordan says friends aren't forever but family is...they talk about the challenges of friends getting/not getting along with your bf/gf...Dom gets into a specific couple he knows...Jordan says only 2 friends knew she was coming to BB this time, it was a surprise...Jordan says her manager at work is like her 2nd mom...palm trees...
Jordan talks about her manager helping out whenever he can, he's so nice and he makes you love working there, him and his wife are great people..Jordan says she thinks a lot of people will be shocked she came back to the house...Dom asks if she thought she'd ever come back?...Jordan says no, she said she never would, she was talking to her friend for 3 hours...palm trees...Jordan says then she called her grandpa, he gives her advice...palm trees....Jordan is talking about her BB experience the 1st time, the paranoia, etc, they talk about having a double eviction and strategy (or lack thereof)...they talk about the house & HG's this time...Jordan says she's glad she didn't do certain things last time that would embarass her family because certain people back home that she didn't think would watch her, did...Jordan tells Dom about live feeders, what they see and discuss...Dom wants to stop cursing...palm trees...
Jordan says that her & Jeff don't get the recognition of fans/strangers that Brenchel do (suuuure! lol), maybe at the airport or something they will recognize you but it's not that bad, you get your 15 minutes of fame and then people don't care, the new cast comes and then people focus on that...Jordan laughs about how Adam thinks he'll be on Letterman, Dom agrees he's delusional LOL
Jordan says if you were on AI or something, yes, people can become famous but not from BB, a lot of people think they will get famous...Dom says they're just people, they don't have talent but Brenchel seem to get a lot of attention, probably because they were the crazy couple you love to hate...Dom asks if Jordan liked Rachel before she came in the house, Jordan says no and she told her that LOL Dom told her that too, they agree she's so different, she's sweet...Jordan talks about how she had a talk with Rachel about her making catty comments about people, etc....they talk about Rachel a bit more...Dom wonders how he will be portrayed...Jordan says he's sweet, he'll be known as the funny kid, he reminds her of Vit Tan Don, they don't look alike at all but maybe it's because he is younger (compared to Jeff)...
Dom asks about Dani ...they talk about Dani and how he thought her & ED were a couple when they walked in, everyone was freaking out, he thought they were rockstars, they agree she's a cool girl...they talk about the Vegas bash, Jordan says it's a good time and he should go but they're not going, they're staying 5 days in LA so maybe they can hangout after...palm trees...
Jordan talks about ATWFF & Cambodia
5:06 - 5:12 PM
Jordan and Dom are talking by the pool...Jordan is finishing up telling Dom about how her and Jeff hosted the BB Lovers Lane comp for BB12 and then Jeff left right away for Japan to continue ATWFF...Jordan says she had told him goodbye and didn't think she would see him again but Jeff knew he was coming on BB to host but they didn't tell her until later and then she was like "omg! I'm going to get to see you one more time before you leave", so she got to see him one more time and then Jeff left, he was gone for 100 days...Dom asks if it sucked?...Jordan (always one to downplay their relationship IMO..) says "a little bit", she fake yawns and then says that it really was no different because they do long distance , she admits it did suck at first but she did get to go see him...Dom says Jeff told him that she went to Italy...Jordan mmm hmm's and says it was cool...Dom agrees...Jordan says Italy was really nice...
Dom asks if someone paid for her flight out there?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Dom says wow, that's really cool...Jordan says "isn't it?"...Jordan says that was the whole premise of the show. somebody pays for your flight, she can't believe it, she was very thankful for it, she can't believe people would do that for them so they could see each other, that was really cool ...Dom says he wonders who all would pay for that...Jordan says she doesn't really know but thinks it was a bunch of people that chipped in, she's pretty sure of that...Dom asks if Jeff had a dinner with the people that supported him?...Jordan says no and then explains to Dom how Jeff would get messages from people online and then accept offers to go to different places, people would show him places and have dinners, he wouldn't spend nights in hotels, he would spend them with strangers, her thing was "what if they're crazy?...and try to kill you or something?" Dom says Jeff said he just had the one cameraman, that could be scary...
Jordan says yes for certain places, one place she'd love to go that Jeff went to is Cambodia, it was so poor, there were little huts/houses made of wood on the water, there are kids, it's just so poor and she told Jeff she would just love to go there and be able to do what Jeff did, you know? getting to do things like that...Jordan says "it was so sad, you forget, we all forget how good we have it and there's kids like that, that are sleeping on, like that and have nothing, like we're all complaining that we want these clothes and all this stuff and these kids are just happy to get something, it's just...so sad"...Dom says they'd kill for slop...
Jordan says the guy running the charity that Jeff helped out is from Matthews, he's her mom's age, he went to the elementary school in downtown Matthews...Dom says that's weird...Jordan says "how random that a guy that is in Cambodia is from Matthews?"...Jordan says she talked with him and Jeff and they talked about familiar places and where Jordan lived, it was weird...Dom says the world is small...Jordan then tells the story about seeing a woman that is a client of the salon she works at in the airport in Italy when she was leaving to come back home and Jeff didn't really think it could be but Jordan saw her in the baggage claim area in Charlotte so she knew she was right...Dom then tells a similar story of seeing someone you know in a different environment...
Jeff wasn’t a playboy
5:29 - 5:34 PM
Jeff is in the kitchen...Rachel walks in and asks Dom if he were to hypothetically take Dani on a date for V-day would he come down to California?...Dom says he'd call Jeff because he's the ultimate playboy, he'd say "hey Jeff where should I take her?"...Jeff says "where'd you get that from?"...Dom says whereever Jeff would tell him, that's where he would go...Jeff says he would hook him up on a nice date...Dom says "would you? see"...Jeff mumbles he's not the ultimate playboy...
Jeff says where he loves is a place called Moonshadows off the PCH in Malibu, it's a cool place...Dom asks the best place he's gone on a date...Jeff describes the place he mentioned...Dom asks if he's ever taken a chick on a day event date?...Jeff tries to think, he says his buddies own restaurants so he's done a lot of stuff there, flowers at the table and dinner, he did that for Jordan.
Dom asks "were you a playboy before Jordan?"...Jeff says "no, man, I was never a playboy"...Dom says really? he could totally see him being a playboy...after a minute Jeff asks "PT, you a playboy?"...Dom says not at all...Rachel calls him a liar...Jeff says he should change from PT to PB. LOL!
Dom says he went on a playboy streak for a year, he was just pissed off at chicks...Jeff says he knows cuz Dom got his heart broken...Dom says yeah, he went buckwild but it wasn't fun...Jeff says it gets old...Dom says he felt bad hurting a girl, she likes you and you have no interest in her at all...Jeff says yeah it sucks to find that out...
You look all cute & tan
5:32 PM
Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan comes downstairs from the HOH room...Jeff asks her "where you going?"...Jordan says to work out...Jeff gets a big smile on his face and says "you look all cute and tan" Rachel says "doesn't she look super tanned?"...Jordan wishes it was super skinny...Rachel says she is super skinny...Jordan says she's not...Rachel says she's perfect
Jeff tells Jordan he might take today off, relax...Jordan says he doesn't feel good, she agrees, he'll make himself sicker...Jeff says "I'm not sick"...Jordan says "well you feel like you're getting sick"...Jordan leaves...
Miscommunication
6:29 PM
Jeff is sitting on the kitchen counter...Jordan is heading upstairs...Jeff jokingly says "love ♥ I'm complaining a lot today"...Jordan says "yeah I know, you're kinda mean today"...Jeff has a stunned look on his face...
Adam apologizes to Jordan saying they weren't being serious, they were goofing around...Jeff is thinking and says "how was I mean? I was asleep all day" (he's got a point)...Jordan says "I know, you've been ignoring me today, you didn't talk to me" (huh?)...Jeff drops it and says "oh, go upstairs love"...Jordan says "see how mean he is" (I don't see it lol)...Jeff says he feels like he has to talk to everybody and entertain her 24/7 otherwise he's an asshole...Jordan says "no you don't"...Jeff says "I thought that's what you just said"...they give each other a little glare and then Jordan heads into the HOH room...
Hey loser
6:31 PM
Jeff heads up to the HOH room...Jordan is listening to music...Jordan says what's up as Jeff says "hey loser" LOL
Jeff asks if he should feed the fish?...Jeff decides to feed them...Jordan says "poor things, they're starving"...Jeff gets in the bed saying "remember those carp?"...Jordan remembers where he put 25c in and all that food...Jeff says they were crazy...Jeff asks if they happened to fix that (remote)...Jordan still hasn't been to the DR...feeds switch out...
I don’t feel great silence
6:36 - 6:42 PM
Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room...clearly Jordan has been asking Jeff if he's gripy or something because Jeff raises his voice saying "I don't feel great!"...Jordan says "ok, I'm sorry, I won't say it again"...Jeff starts rubbing his hair and Jordan wraps her mic, gets up and moves over to the couch saying she stinks...brief fish...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to do the face mask?...Jeff says "not right now"...silence...
...until 6:42:03 when Jeff mouths to Jordan "love you" ♥ ...feeds switch off them…
JeJo SR food talk
7:12 - 7:16 PM
Feeds switch to JeJo who are now in the SR...they talk a little game with Jeff holding the refrigerator door open the whole time
They then decide what they want to eat for dinner...BIG decision, it's complicated
Jordan - a hot dog? does that sound good to him?
Jeff - a gross dog
Jordan - does he want to make tomato sandwiches?
Jeff - what does she think? she thinks he wants a tomato sandwich? she knows he doesn't even like tomatoes
Jordan - spaghetti?
Jeff asks what's up with him, he feels shitty...
Jordan says there are steaks, they could make steak salads...they can make pita sandwiches...
Jeff - soup?
Jordan - that's fine...the macaroni looks good don't it?
Jeff - you can make macaroni...
Jordan picks up the box to look at instructions and Jeff giggles
Jeff - macaroni and hot dogs?
Jeff - his grandma used to make a casserole of mushroom soup, rice and chicken, throw it in the oven and it was done...
Jeff - "I'm going to have a bowl of soup love ♥ that's all, I don't know what's up, I don't feel hot"
Jordan - ok
Jordan leaves, Jeff leaves right after...
Dinner conversation
7:28 - 7:50 PM
Jordan comes downstairs after having a chat with Rachel about being on the same page and not going after each other...Jordan and Jeff are getting ready to eat dinner...Jeff is having soup, baked potato (that Jordan taught him how to make in the microwave ) and a salad which he is sharing with Jordan...intermittent palm trees and random chatting
Jeff says "love ♥ I made a baked potato"...Jordan says that looks good later Jordan says that she's kind of jealous of Jeff's baked potato, Jeff upped her tomato sandwich...Jeff says a PB&J sandwich would up her sandwich.
Jeff asks if Jordan likes Dijon mustard over regular mustard?...Jordan likes Dijon on bagels or toasted sandwiches but on tomato sandwiches she loves mustard...Jordan says he hates them...Jeff says that sandwich looks terrible to him LOL Jordan says Jayefff
They whisper a little game about the talk Jordan had with Rachel...Adam comes by and Jeff says him and Jordan are no fun, Jeff's not 100% today...Jordan says he just doesn't feel good, he'll be back to cracking jokes tomorrow...Jeff says they're going to tell ghost stories tonight...Jordan says to wait til it's dark not that that matters, there are no windows in the HOH...Jeff giggles...they want Cassi to do the creepy walk.
Jordan says they never called her into the DR, they just wanted her to get up...Jeff can't believe they woke her up at 7...Jordan says she thought she was dreaming when she heard Jordan...Jeff says he didn't even wake up.
Jeff says this is like a Wendy's dinner, soup, salad & potato for $4.99 LOL
They keep eating...Jordan asks how Jeff's baked potato is?...Jeff says it's good...Jordan talks about baked potato at McAllister's...Jeff says the place at the mall called Great Steak has all kinds of baked potatoes...more eating...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to do the facials? Jeff does...Jordan will do her teeth too...Jordan starts washing dishes while Jeff finishes up...
Be fat and have ice cream?
7:49 - 7:51 PM
Jeff and Jordan have finished up eating...Jordan is washing dishes...Jeff says "thanks love ♥ "...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff helps put away some dishes...Jeff then says "love ♥ you wanna be fat and have ice cream?" Jordan says "with my brownies? no” ...Jeff opens up the freezer...Jordan says they didnt eat bad...Jeff says he's going to have some, don't judge him...Jordan grabs a treat from the freezer while Jeff scoops out his ice cream...
90210 & Joe Rogan couch cuteness
8:16 - 8:24 PM
Feeds switch just after the 8:16pm mark to the BY where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Adam, Shelly and Cassi...Jeff is laying with his head on Jordan's lap, Jordan rubs Jeff's hair...they're talking about 90210 Adam goes on for literally 4 minutes recalling every character and storyline on the show LOL Rachel comes out saying they're having a slop off...Jeff says he slopped it off yesterday Rachel goes back in...Jordan says she's getting sleepy...they keep quizzing each other...Adam asks what Donna Martin's dad's occupation was...Jeff says a doctor of some sort and then recalling a cute moment from BB11 Jeff says "ear, nose and throat"...Jordan giggles...Adam says he was a heart doctor, they try to recall the name and Joe Rogan's name comes up.
That makes Jeff think of a work story, he says his name at work is Joe Goodspeed on the radio, he guesses everyone knows that now but there's this kid at work who couldn't get it right so he'd call Jeff "Joe Rogan'sbean" LOL Jeff said he has worked with some weird people...more 90210 talk and then Jordan says she's going to move over to the couch...Jeff ohhh's not wanting her to go...they continue chatting about 90210...
Love leg slaps
8:50 PM
Jeff and Jordan are outside with the other HG's...they are stunned at how much of a disaster zone the kitchen is right now...Jordan goes to take a peek through the sliding glass door and then goes back to the patio...Jeff slaps Jordan's legs playfully before getting up and heading inside…
Laughing with her or at her?
8:54 PM
The HG's are in the kitchen talking about scary story night...Jordan really wants Cassi to do her creepy walk like the Ring...Jordan heads upstairs...Dom wants Jordan to reenact her walk...Jordan says she doesn't know how to do it...Dom says that he just wants to laugh at Jordan...Jordan says "whatever" and goes in the HOH...Jeff asks "do you want to laugh at her or with her?"...Jeff says "at her"...Jeff pretends to get mad at Dom...
Jeff’s toes
9:13 PM
Jeff and Jordan are out in the BY chatting with others...Jeff has hit foot up near Jordan and Jordan says "you know your feet aren't bad Jeff"...Jeff asks what she means?...Jordan adds "for a guy, some guys have real bad feet"...Jeff says "compared to what? Brendon's?"...Jordan says his are terrible...Cassi agrees...Jeff says Jordan doesn't like his second toe...Jordan says his second toe is a little weird but his toes aren't bad...Jeff starts giggling...Jordan asks if Cassi thinks his second toe is kinda weird looking?...Jeff cracks up laughing...Jordan presses on asking if it's weird?...Shelly says it looks normal to her...Jordan says it's long with a big head...Cassi says it looks like a big s...Jordan says the little one is like it's twin LOL Jeff loves the attention...
Cassi says it looks like a boxer...Jordan says the other one is it's twin, the other one is more deformed, it just looks kinda funny...Shelly asks if Jeff broke a toe?...Jeff says he stubbed them hard all the time, he was super hyper as a kid and would fly into stuff, he'd "break" a toe once a week...they start sharing toe stories…
Jordan makes the mask face
9:17 - 9:20 PM
Jeff and Jordan are on the couches talking to Shelly & Cassi...Jeff starts making those bubble popping sounds...they start making funny faces...Jordan says Jeff's feet smell a little LOL...Jordan starts making that hideous face from the Jim Carrey movie the Mask...
Jeff jumps up and says "eww, gross! we're not dating"...
They call over Brendon to see...Jeff says eww...Brendon says "damn! does that make you want to kiss her?"...Jeff says "no, it makes me want to evict myself!" LMAO Brendon goes inside saying Jordan just made the scariest face ever I've ever seen...Cassi and Shelly crack up...Shelly tries and then Jordan does it again...hilarious! Cassi asks if she never did that for Jeff before (cuz he ran off)...Jordan says she has but he must of just forgot .
JeJo & Shelley quick chat
9:28 - 9:32 PM
Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches...Adam is with them, Cassi and Rachel have just left...Jeff is finishing up eating...Jordan asks Adam for a favor, could she pass her the cotton balls...Adam says she's changing her nail polish too?...Adam goes inside...Shelly joins them...Jordan says "you have one more day right?" (on slop)...Shelly says Thursday midnight if everything doesn't get switched around
Shelly asks if Cassi has talked to them yet?...Jeff says no, she told them she was, it's nice to have hope...Shelly told her she should, you never want to have regrets, you can't help it in here, you feel paranoid, she feels like B&R could flip the house against her...Jordan says no, she talked to Rachel earlier and they're on the same page, she knows that her and Jeff want to make it to jury house so they can spend the summer together, if she goes home she'll be pissed and Rachel reassured her...Shelly says it's easy to be paranoid, you think people are saying you're fine just so you don't come unglued...Shelly says "we" have to get B&R out before they try to get JeJo out, they CANNOT be final two, JeJo can, she'll go out before that happens, she'll put them out...Jeff has left and Jordan and Shelly continue chatting...
Less snuggling this time
9:32 PM
Jordan and Shelly continue chatting game and how people (viewers) will perceive them...Shelly worries she has a job to go back to and doesn't want to embarrass herself...Jordan says that she thinks that people might think, because of how her and Jeff snuggled more last time, that something is up with them...Shelly says no...convo gets changed when Rachel comes over with a new slop creation…
6 dinners fart
9:46 PM
Jeff and Jordan are on the couches in the BY chatting with the other HG's...random chatter...Jeff pulls a prank on Rachel getting her to pull/feel his finger, he farts Rachel says that's the 2nd or 3rd time he's gotten her with that...giggles all around...Jeff says farts are always funny "when you have 6 dinners you're bound to fart" ...Jordan says that means their room is going to stink tonight…
Face mask game talk
10:01 - 10:14 PM
Jeff and Jordan head up to the HOH room to do their facials...Jeff asks Jordan if he needs to wash his face first?...Jordan says no, just put it on...Jeff reads the label and it says to wash face thoroughly so he's going to follow directions but first he's going to brush his teeth...Jordan says so he doesn't feel gross...Jordan says she got burnt and she's kind of sleepy, she didn't nap...Brendon comes in and says that before everyone comes up he wants to see where everyone is at...they mess around with the remote and ask Jordan to go to the DR and ask for new batteries...Jordan leaves...
Brendon & Jeff talk game while Jeff applies his face mask...they are on the same page, it's unspoken that they are together and not need to check in all the time but they wonder who of the newbies they can trust...Brendon wonders about Dom, can they trust him and Dani or should they trust Adam...Jeff says Dom's deal is he won't put them up...Brendon says of course he's going to say that...Brendon says in the end they have to pull somebody...they talk about the coming weeks...Brendon doesn't trust Lawon or Adam really...they discuss pros and cons of putting people straight up vs backdooring.
Jeff putting on his mask LOL
Jeff giggles...Brendon says it looks scary, good for story time...Jeff says it's burning...Brendon asks if Shelly is good? Jeff thinks so...Brendon says no matter what they're sticking together, it would be the stupidest move to try to get them out...Jeff says he and Jordan said the same thing today, if you stick you make it far...Brendon says once you start warring, it's fu**ing over and guaranteed one of the newbies would make it to the end, they need to make it to the final 5...Jeff says he wishes he had won, he wanted Dom...Brendon says that Cassi would have been trouble.
Jeff asks if the mask is supposed to sting?...Brendon says it probably has peppermint in it...Jeff says it feels like there's toothpaste on his face They talk game again, wondering who to trust...Jeff says he doesn't mind sticking it to Adam since he flipped on them...Brendon says Dom has a hard time lying but Cassi will lie to your face...bottom line they can't have any doubts about each other and everyone is coming after them...they say they need to study for the quiz they only have 2 more days...FISH...Jeff comes outside to show off his mask to the others saying that this stuff burns his face...Jeff says it hurts but feels good...Cassi comes up wanting to do the mask too...as they walk back in Brendon says that he's not gonna lie, Jordan's mom is pretty good looking...Jeff giggles saying that everyone says that .
Looks like Johrdan
10:30 PM
Jeff, Jordan & Cassi all have their face masks on (they look ridiculous! especially Jeff lol) ...they're talking about the masks...Jeff says "that's it love ♥? you missed your forehead"...Jordan says she did hers the other night...Jeff giggles and says "look at yours"...Jordan asks why? what's wrong with it?
Suddenly Cassi says "wow, look, have you ever gotten Reese Witherspoon?"...Jordan says no...Cassi says to look at her right now, look at her eyes...Jeff says "looks like Johrdan"
Jordan says she always gets Miranda Lambert especially when I gain weight...Jeff giggles...Jordan says last time when she left BB she really looked like her...Cassi says "never Reese Witherspoon??", she never saw it before and now she can't see anything else...Jordan says no, never...Cassi asks Jeff if he sees it in the eyes?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says no...Jeff asks why Jordan said no like that? no answer lol...Jordan says she'd always get the girl from Blue Crush...
Love!?
10:51 PM
Jeff, Jordan, Cassi & Rachel are up in the HOH room watching Brendon on the spyscreen, he's dressed up in his cape, crown and mask and is being a goofball...they are laughing at his antics...Jordan says Brendon is funny...Rachel says he's goofy, why didn't she get a "forever is a long time"?...Jeff says that is a "forever is a long time"...Brendon leaves...Cassi wants him to come back...Rachel says that it looks like a movie...Jordan is in the bathroom now rinsing her mask off...Rachel and Cassi leave to go see Brendon...Jeff calls out to Jordan "Love!?" ♥ and gets up to go see her...Jeff asks if it feels good?...Jordan says it does...Jeff goes to take a poo and Jordan tells him that he didn't wipe his mask off well enough…
JeJo & Dani watch Brenchel fight on the SS
11:05 - 11:14PM
Jeff, Jordan and Dani are up in the HOH watching Brenchel in the purple room on the spyscreen apparently fighting, they're not sure what's going on but it's pretty funny…
JeJo cute fart wrestling Part 1
11:57 - 11:59PM
Jeff and Jordan are in their HOH bed, they're hanging with Porsche, Kalia and Brendon waiting for ghost story time...Jeff sits up to take a drink of water and then grabs a sock saying "who's dirty sock is this?"...Kalia says hopefully Jeff's...Jeff says "Jordan"...Jordan says "smell it"...Jeff says "it's yours"...Jordan says "shove it up your face"...Jeff throws the socks at her saying "oh good one, I'm gonna beat the f**k out of you later"
Jeff leans back into Jordan and says "where's your dirty disgusting socks?"...Jordan says "down here cuz I'm gonna throw them in your face"...Jeff laughs...
Jeff says Jordan's been hanging out with Kalia too long...Brendon starts chanting "fight, fight, fight" then they start chanting "prove it, prove it, prove it!"
Jeff turns with his butt towards Jordan and farts...Jordan screams, Jeff cracks up and Jordan slaps Jeff...everyone eww's and laughs...Jordan says "Jayefffff!"...Jeff says for her not to stick her fingers on his body!...Jordan gets up and tries to sit on Jeff saying she has one for him...Jeff says no! gross! it's Showtime after Fart...Jordan tells Brendon to hold Jeff down so she can fart on him...they start wrestling...
Kalia says if he squeezes her stomach it's going to come out, Jordan has possibly farted...they both crack up and roll around laughing...Jeff says "get off of me, yuck!"...Jordan gets super cute saying "get over here" and hugs Jeff...
Jordan keeps trying to kiss Jeff...Jeff says "your fart and your smelly dirty socks"...more wrestling...Jeff says he's wrapped up in her mic...Jeff is dying laughing...the wrestling continues...Jeff finally pushes her up and over to her side and pretend slaps her in the face...Jordan slaps Jeff's arm...Jeff says "alright settle down it's story time" and they have a little stare off...Jordan says stooopppp...Jordan wants a hug...
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