August 3 Kitchen counter cuteness/Jeff sings to Jordan when Jeff’s drunk 12:16 AM Feeds switch from the BY to Jeff and Jordan in the kitchen...Jordan sitting at the counter chairs hugging Jeff standing near her, him kissing her forehead... Jordan rubs Jeff's side under his shirt and then they kiss each other... Jordan says she's been drinking coffee, something different other than tea...Jeff rubs Jordan's neck... Adam walks in and they banter with him... Jordan says that Jeff smells like beer but it actually smells kinda good...Jeff walks over to the other kitchen area saying he's wasted on 2 beers...Jordan says Jeff will call him, when he's drunk, like at his buddy's garage and he'll sing to her, she knows when he's drunk he'll be like "LOVE!" and she'll say "what!?" and sometimes she can be mean because she'll be sleepy and tired...Brendon asks if there's a time difference?...Jordan says it's one hour behind but normally she's in bed early, she doesn't go out and do anything, she's a homebody, right Jeff?...Jeff answers "yes, it's good"... Candy room - JeJo & D/K/P chat 2:29 - 2:42 AM Jeff, Jordan, Kalia, Dani & Porsche are chatting in the candy room...they're talking about how much Brendon eats...Jeff says his plate of eggs in the morning is like a buffet...they talk about being HN's and eating sardines...then they talk about what they feel like eating...Jeff calls out Porsche on stealing a bag of pita chips among other things some laughs about that...feeds go to control room... When they return more random chatter...Jordan shifts over closer to Jeff...Jeff whips his shirt over her a couple of times then stretches out his hand and asks Jordan to put a little lotion on it...she obliges and they both rub it into their hands...Jeff lays his arm out on Jordan and asks if she's excited about tomorrow?...Jordan says yes... They talk about being on slop, Chicken George who was on for 30 days straight, how hard that would be...Dani says they used to get catered meals...Jeff can't believe it, he says they did get chinese one night and pizza one night in their season...Jeff says he remembers not eating once because Lydia told on him...Dani says "the Gatorade?"...Jeff says yeah...Dani says she'd be pissed...Jordan says they got Chinese to please everybody after Jessie left Jordan says their season gave production the worst time...Dani mentions Chima...Jeff says production, to shut them up, gave everyone a $20 CVS card...Kalia cracks up at that...Dani asks if he's being serious?...they are...Dani asks why?...Jeff says it was because people were bitching they didn't have their "products", it was ridiculous... Jordan explains how no one would get up when the music would come on, they'd give production a hard time, never listened, they were embarrassing during competitions, had attitudes, the "guy in the sky" was so patient with them, it pissed Jeff off because they would ruin everything...Jordan then says that after Jessie was evicted, they all hated Jeff, they all cried...Dani says that scene was absurd...Jeff says it was ridiculous...they talk about how Jessie would've won because he was worshipped...they discuss Jessie a bit more and then Jeff says "alright Jordan, put the fu**ing bash stick away"  Jordan says sorry and then they talk about how this season everyone is likeable and Jordan wants to keep in contact with everyone, it's just a game  (umm LOL) Candy room - Don’t have to run my back/ boob grab 2:49 - 2:55 AM Candy room chatter continues...Adam walks in and Jeff asks if he wants to play the guessing game?...he says sure and lays down on the far bed...Jordan turns to the side and asks Jeff "love? ♥ will you rub my back?"...Jeff snuggles into Jordan and starts scratching/rubbing... Jeff adjusts position a little and Jordan says "you don't have to rub, you're fine" Jeff keeps rubbing... Jordan props herself up a little and lifts her arm up...Jeff rubs and puts his hand in her armpit...Jordan grabs his hand and pulls it forward saying again he doesn't have to rub... Jeff asks "why don't you want me to do it?" Jordan says "it's ok, you don't have to rub me" Jeff touches her boob Jordan protests but reaches back to rub Jeff's back..Jeff mmm"s… They laugh about Brendon & Franklin...Jeff says he loved that mask...Jordan says he kind of looked creepy...Jeff says super creepy... Jeff sneezes on Jordan's hand that's on Jeff's hip LOL Jordan eww's saying all his snot went on her hand...Jeff says it was spit... Jordan squeezes Jeff's side making that noise she does...they start playing 20 questions, this time anything, it doesn't have to be an animal, they decide to guess celebs instead... Just after the 2:55am mark Jeff grabs some boob again  and Jordan reaches back for Jeff as she would continue to do throughout the game… Hands during 20 questions 3 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Porsche have started playing 20 questions celebrity version...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand, holds it for a bit and looks like she is kissing it...she lets go and Jeff places his hand on Jordan's boob  ...she moves it and Jeff says "quit being so crabby", they play a little...Jordan mmm's and holds Jeff's face… Read his mind kiss 3:03 AM Cam 1 Jeff and Jordan are playing 20 questions celebrity version with Adam & Porsche...Jordan and Jeff share a kiss because Jordan read Jeff's mind asking something he was going to ask. Jeff stare down/who’s mean 3:30 AM Jeff and Jordan continue playing the 20 questions celebrity version with Kalia, Adam & Porsche...Jordan asks if he was a child star? and he wasn't on ABC, CBS or FOX...Jeff says "you love this network stuff"...Jordan raises her voice and says it helps her narrow down the tv shows!...Jeff says "who are you screaming at?"...Jordan says she's just telling him, he says it like she's saying it bad...Jeff stares at Jordan for a minute  but seems like 10 LOL Jordan doesn't budge... Jeff finally breaks and nudges Jordan under the covers saying she's mean...Jordan says no, she's not, he's mean...Jeff says "no I'm not, you're mean"...Jordan says umm...Porsche asks Jeff if he gave up guessing...Jeff says "Jordan's being mean, I'm taking my ball and going home"...they keep playing... Love? uhhhhh 3:34 AM Jeff and Jordan continue playing 20 questions celebrity version...Jeff asks a question, then it's Kalia's turn and then it's Jordan's turn...she doesn't ask...Jeff says "Love?" ♥ and nudges her under the covers...Jordan kicks Jeff back and Jeff says "no, I'm saying your turn"...Jordan says "oh"...Jeff grunts and goes to grab Jordan's face LOL Scratch my back please? 3:46 AM Jeff and Jordan continue playing 20 questions celebrity version...Jordan reaches over to Jeff and Jeff turns on his side asking if Jordan will scratch his back...please?...she will and does...Jeff takes off his shirt and Jordan starts scratching...it's supposed to be Jordan's turn, she asks for some time to pick one...while the others talk and wait Jeff asks if he can do one instead?...Jordan says sure...instead Jeff tells Jordan to do Minka Kelly, does she know what she's in?...Jordan knows and says she's got one… 20 questions -  Minka Kelly love 3:51 - 3:54 AM Jeff and Jordan continue playing the 20 question celebrity game...Jordan continues scratching Jeff's back and the others are still trying to guess Jordan's answer of Minka Kelly...Jeff reaches back to touch Jordan... Jordan starts rubbing Jeff again...they're stumped...Jeff turns onto his belly...Kalia finally guesses Minka Kelly...Jordan says yes, the girl Jeff gets a boner over  LOL Porsche says "she's not that cute Jeff"...Jeff is outraged LOL he says "what!?"...Kalia and Adam think she's cute, Jordan thinks she's real cute...Jeff asks if she's thinking of the right girl?...Porsche knows who she is..they establish she's engaged to Derek Jeter... Jordan says "Jeff told me he would leave me for her"  LOL Kalia says everyone has one...Jeff thought they get 5...there's debate over that...Jeff says "did you fart love?" ♥ ...Jordan denies… Love, what’s wrong? 11:16 - 11:18 AM Jordan walks into the candy room where Jeff is laying in bed still...she puts some stuff away in the drawers under the bed, looks through the dresser drawer for something and then picks up her BB bag...Jeff rustles and sees her there, he says "mmm, lover"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "love? what's wrong?"...Jordan says "nothing" and leans down to give Jeff a kiss...he rolls back over and Jordan leaves... Candy room - Jeff’s going to lay it out 4:06 - 4:08 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room talking about the drama going on in the house today and how Brenchel were campaigning personally against them...Jordan says "man" and then asks what Jeff said?...Jeff says he hasn't said anything, he wanted to talk to them both...Jordan says "about what?"...Jeff says he has something to say himself...Jordan asks "mean?"...Jeff shrugs...Jordan says she wouldn't start...Jeff says he's not starting...Jordan says she wouldn't say anything...Jeff says he's going to lay it out, that's all...Jordan whispers something to which Jeff says "that'll be good for you"...palm trees for a minute...Jeff exhales...Jeff and Jordan both took vitamins today...Jeff says he feels guilty about not working out... Jordan says Jeff is fine...Jeff thought they were on lockdown...Jordan says not anymore, maybe she should put on some makeup so she doesn't look so dead when she goes in the DR...Jeff goes to leave and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says he wants to be out there so nothhing else is being talked about...he leaves... Jordan packs 4:52 - 4:58 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room...Jordan is packing for tomorrow because she may be evicted...Jordan tells Jeff that this is going to sound really bad but she thinks that they (Brenchel) can't stand that people in the house don't like them, they get aggravated at them that they (JeJo) get along with people...Jeff nods...Jordan says she packed a lot... Jordan has some stilettos in her hand and says she's going to put them in her BB bag...Jeff suggests putting as many shoes as she can in that bag because they're bulky, he asks where her bag is?...Jordan says over there beside the bed...Jeff gets it for her and asks if she wants the shoes in there?...Jordan says please...Jeff helps her with that and then lays back down on the bed... Jeff whispers that Brendon thinks he's staying...Jordan thinks so too...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to talk to Shelly again, what Brendon thought was that it would probably be him and Jeff up on the block, he thought he'd have a better chance against Jeff...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks it will be anything physical tomorrow?...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan asks if she should pack a sports bra in case?...Jeff says yes... Jeff says "I can't believe how small that suitcase is love" ♥ Jordan says she can't believe she got everything in there...Jordan says she's so scared that when Julie comes on she's going to be shocked at some point, you know?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she hopes not...Jordan says that Brendon was saying he'd pack late tonight or tomorrow... Jordan keeps packing in silence and then says "so love what's up?" ♥ Jeff says "nothing, I just don't like this whole packing thing"...Jordan says me neither...Jordan says it'd be different if she was going to jury, then she'd say see ya later...Jeff says "you're not going anywhere"...Jordan says "geez I got a lot of stuff"... Jordan is going to start with her pants but she has to put away her outfit for tomorrow, she starts to show Jeff what she's going to wear when the feeds switch to the BY... Hallway butt feel 5:59 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff is sitting on the lounger...Jordan is getting her stuff to pack, she is ready to go...she helps Jeff off the lounger and they walk down the hall...Jeff feels up her butt yet again LOL Jordan says she knew Jeff was going to grab that...Jeff says she didn't...Jordan says she did… Ello love/ Food prep & love 6:11 - 6:25 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chopping garlic...Jordan wanders in...Jeff looks at her and says "Ello! poppet" Jordan sits at the counter and asks if she should go ahead and make the salad?...Jeff says "no, what? no...do we have salad?"...Jordan says "I would think", she asks what they're fixing?...Jeff says they're going to marinate some steaks...Jordan says "ooh, I could eat a steak"...Jeff says "yeah?" Jordan asks if Lawon wants to eat a steak?...Jeff says he's making chicken too, does Jordan want him to marinate chicken for her?...Jordan says to do both, she'll eat whatever, they're both hungry...Lawon laughs...Adam says the Machine AKA Brendon will eat whatever is left over... Jordan wonders when they're doing DR's and then says she can't wait to put her hand in that bowl of NNM's and eat all that chocolate...Jeff says those NNM's?  Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jordan says remember when Russell would marinate those steaks with Italian dressing, they were so good...Jeff says yeah and he made those big fruit salads, they should do that to use up all the fruit...Jordan says he made good guacamole too...palm trees... Feeds come back, JeJo are bantering with Cruddy...Jeff says "love? ♥ you wanna do me a favor and get a thing of chicken? out of the fridge that's not frozen"...Jordan says yeah, she goes to get the chicken...Adam and Jeff talk about the chicken, steaks and the marinades...Jordan calls out "Jeff!?"...Jeff says "yes love ♥ " Jordan says the chicken was in the freezer, the pork is thawed...they decide what to make and Jordan puts back what isn't wanted...Jeff calls out to Jordan "love!? ♥ ...grab a couple potatoes"...Jordan has brought out tomatoes...Brendon comes by and asks if Jeff is making more for later...Jeff says he is...Jordan says there's no lettuce but there's broccoli, they can have steamed broccoli, no?...Jeff says yeah, yeah... More food prep from Adam & Jeff...Jordan comes back with 9 potatoes  just in case everyone wants a baked potato...Jordan asks Brendon if Rachel is ok?...Brendon says she's better and he goes outside...Jordan asks if anybody is eating steamed broccoli?...Jeff says "you want steamed broccoli? you got steamed broccoli" Jordan says since there's no salad she's doing that...Lawon is cool with whatever...Jordan leaves and comes back saying there's not that much broccoli either...Lawon says it's ok, they're starving for baked potato...Jordan got them a Coke too  Jordan says she's seriously going to be in a food coma after...they talk about when they're going to be off HN's and sleep in their beds...Adam tells them that they won't be able to sleep there tonight...Jordan says all Adam did was disappoint her  Jeff says "look what you did, you broke that poor girl's heart LOL now she lost her appetite"...Jordan giggles and they hug...Jordan says "it's ok, creepster" They continue prepping food at "Chez Jeff"  ... How mad are you? back rub 7:46 PM Feeds come back from palm trees briefly to the kitchen...Jeff is sitting at the table eating...Jordan walks by and Jeff asks her "how mad are you?" (she has found out that she's not off slop until Thursday night, not tonight  )...Jordan says it's ok and she rubs Jeff's back briefly… BB internet scandal & gossip chat in the BY 8:12 - 8:29 PM Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Lawon are sitting on the couches in the BY talking...Jordan asks Shelly about what happened with Brendon and the skype scandal...Shelly fills them all in about that and how Julie Chen was making fun of his public apology video, then she fills them in on Crazy James and his large "dong" LOL, how he hooked up with Chelsia...Shelly tells them there's a website where you can see all of that, the guy Dani dated, Nick, is on there holding his  ...Jeff says where do they get all these dicks from? LOL ...Shelly explains they take their own pictures...Lawon & Jordan are like "what!!?" Jordan says that's gross...Jeff says "holy f**k"... Jordan asks how Brendon met this girl?...Shelly says he met her on skype chat, it got all over the internet...Jeff asks who the girl was?...Shelly says she was random and recorded it...Jordan says "he was fiddlin' with himself?" Lawon giggles...Jeff says "he was playing the skin flute?"...Shelly says yes...Jeff says "OMG, I wonder who that girl was?"...Shelly says she guesses she has done it with other people but how can anyone even do that, that kind of thing can get anywhere, it's just crazy... Jordan says she remembers them talking about it on "The Talk"...Jeff says "on The Talk too!?"...Jordan says yes, it made it there because all the women were (outraged)...Shelly says it was on The Soup too...Jordan says she had heard about it but wasn't too sure...Jeff says he heard briefly about it...Shelly says Rachel had broken up with him, went back to NC...Jeff had heard but didn't know the details, he only saw a picture not the video... Shelly says when she saw Brenchel walk in she didn't even know they were together let alone engaged, she was like "whoa"...Jordan says if that happened to her she wouldn't be able to trust them again, she'd have big time trust issues...Shelly says she'd crawl in a hole for 3 or 4 years and not show her face...Jeff can't believe it go that much publicity...Shelly says you have to see the apology video...Jeff says "apparently I gotta look at a bunch of things" Jordan asks why would you take a pic of your yin yang and put it on the internet? it's so weird, who does that?...Jeff says if his was down to his knee he might snap a couple of pictures of it...Jordan shoots him a look 🤣 Jeff laughs...Jordan says "that's gross"...Shelly brings up Lane & his shower activity last year Jordan didn't know...Jeff says you can't do shit in there!... Jeff says there used to be a shed that people would go into to jerk off, Howie did that, it was called the Jack Shack...Jordan says she'd say "can you not wait til you get outta here?" (apparently not! LOL) ...Jordan says she's surprised they didn't put a camera in there...Shelly says that's why they took it away...they talk about Lane a bit more and then Jordan says to just wait until you get to the hotel room where no cameras are around to do your business  More shower "special moments" talk... Jordan can't believe Brenchel do "that" on the live feeds with "them" (BB) listening, she couldn't do that...Shelly says it's classless anyway, don't do it, don't even think about it, just wait, it'll happen soon enough...Jeff mumbles "not soon enough" LOL Jordan says "that' won't ever go away...they say that's for life...Jeff says you have to put that in your head, trust me...Lawon says they'll bring it up when going to an interview...Shelly says then you wonder why you can't get a job...Adam has come outside and Jeff asks him if he's been doing naughty things in the shower?...Adam is offended! LOL Adam says no, no, no... Shelly says he knows all about Lane right?...Adam bluntly says "oh when he was jerking off in the shower?", he makes a face that Jeff cracks up with!...Shelly asks if he's seen the pics that are out there, of Crazy James?...Jeff says "you've seen his yoinker? he heard it's down to here" LOL  Adam can't deny he's big, he says he's a stallion...lots of Crazy James penis talk  ...palm trees... They talk about how people get these pics, people capture them from the live feeds...Shelly says you can't do anything in this house, it's everywhere...Jordan again says "that's gross"...Shelly says you don't know gross until you see that picture...Jordan says what would you be able to do with something that big, nothing would feel good?...Jeff says porn...they discuss the fact CJ has done porn...Jordan asks if guys that do porn have big "things" Adam asks her if she's ever watched porn?...Jordan says she's seen it before but she doesn't normally turn on the TV and order it LOLwhen she was younger she did, maybe high school last time she saw it...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says "yeah, shut up!"  Adam says "what? you were at a high school watching porn?" Zing! Jeff says he can't remember (he's got Michele Noonan disease lol )...they talk about what day it is, it's day 33...Jordan says she wouldn't like if she looked at the history of her computer and saw her husband was looking at porn, that would bother her & gross her out...Jeff says "that's gross" They talk about the BB sites again, how they'll have BB nudes and that's why Adam has practiced for a year how to put his underwear on...Jeff says he does it under the blanket...they talk about what cameras are on at all times and then Dani comes out and they ask her about it...palm trees...Shelly is freaking out that BB can see her changing, she says they better not be recording her...more palm trees… Laying in lap/dropping the kids off at the pool 8:34 - 8:39 PM Jordan, after going to the bathroom, joins the group that is sitting outside on thecouches in the BY...she sits near Jeff, grabs a pillow and lays on Jeff's lap… They talk about being paranoid now of going to the use the bathroom with BB watching them...Jeff says he flushes at the same time he poops to cut down the noise  Jordan says she flushes as she's farting...Jeff says that's what he does "while the kids are getting dropped off, I give 'em a whirlpool" LOL! Shelly can't get over that saying...they start talking about toilets in Japan & China being so high tech with all these fancy features which leads to other random chatter… You love the hot tub today love 9:07 PM Jeff, Adam & Brendon are playing pool...Jordan walks outside and pauses near the pool table...Jeff doesn't say anything, she starts walking to the hot tub...Jeff turns to see where she went and says "you love the hot tub today love" ♥ Jordan says there's nothing else to do...Jeff smiles...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothin"... Jeff says "what are you eating? you could eat cough drops" Jeff asks Brendon "could you?"...Brendon says yeah...Adam says it's part of a healthy balanced diet...Jeff says "dude, it's better than pickles and iced tea"...the boys keep playing pool... JeJo playing pool - you’re up love 9:32 - 9:39 PM Jeff and Jordan are playing pool with Adam, they're discussing Brenchel and how Rachel needs to get it together for the HOH comp...Jordan says she's freaking out over Brendon leaving and Brendon used the veto on her because he thought he was staying...Jeff says the story he heard was that Jeff was going up against Brendon...Jordan asks how he heard that?...Jeff says "a bird" Jeff adds that Rachel knew she was getting the veto...Jordan says "so that was an act?"...Jeff says that's what he heard, they ask Adam if he heard that?...Adam doesn't really answer...they keep talking about that...Jeff says to Jordan "you're up love" ♥ Jeff says all that doesn't really matter, Rachel needs to get it together otherwise they're all in trouble...Jordan says she doesn't even think she'll want to be there, one of them needs to win tomorrow or their alliance will keep decreasing, they can't lose anyone else...Jordan praises Jeff and Adam's play...they think they're terrible LOL Jordan is impressed with Adam and asks if he plays a lot?...Adam is like meh, not really, he used to play in college...Jeff is playing badly...Jordan asks Jeff to hit in all her balls please...Jeff says again "you're up love" ♥ Jordan hits and just misses...Jeff says "I'll help you out love" ♥ Jordan feels like this has been the longest week with all the drama...Jordan misses again...Jeff giggles because she set his ball up almost perfectly...Jordan says she's the worst...Jeff misses a shot and Adam says they're back in the game...Jordan says why doesn't Adam take her shot, she's terrible...Jeff says she could win!...Adam hits and misses and then Jeff says "love ♥ make that 9 ball"...they advise Jordan on how to hit it...she misses and says "the worst"...Jeff says it's alright, she still has a chance...Cruddy wins! Jordan says she's out...Jeff asks if it was fun?...Jordan says no, she's terrible at it...Jeff says she took second, silver medal...Jordan asks how long they've had the washer/dryers here?...Adam says they look pretty old...Jordan starts heading inside and Jeff asks "where you going love?" ♥ ...Jordan says she guesses in there, she's bored... Kitchen kiss/bite 9:50 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen counter...Jeff walks in from outside and stands near Jordan...he asks her if she got her condiments?...Jordan says yeah, it’s good with ketchup...Jeff asks if she already had some?...Jordan mmm, hmm’s...Jeff asks “what is that?”...Jordan says“bullfrog”  ...Jeff smiles and kisses/bites Jordan’s face...adorable! Jordan rests her head on Jeff, Jeff leans his head down on her and asks if Jordan is pooped?... Jordan says her and Lawon were saying that they could go to sleep right now but then they don’t want to wake up at 4 and not be able to sleep...Jeff says yeah and goes to leave...Jordan says she could get in the hot tub too... BY snuggle - Scott’s birthday 10:23 - 10:27 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches outside in the BY, he's chatting with Adam & Brenchel...Jordan joins them and tells Brendon there are some slop chips there for him...Jeff asks "did you eat some love?" ♥ Jordan says she did, she feels miserable now...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says she ate a lot...Jeff says that's good... Jordan lays down on Jeff's lap/pillow...Adam asks if she took vitamins today?...Jordan says yup...Brendon leaves to eat...Jordan says "yes Cruddy"...Adam says he's just looking out for her...Jordan giggles...Jordan says she kept eating that salsa, her nose was running because it was spicy...Jeff says that's good...Jordan says she ate too much though... Jordan says Jeff is all warm...Jordan says she wants to get in the hot tub but doesn't want a wet bathing suit for tomorrow...Jordan asks if Jeff would get in?...Jeff says if she wants him too...Jordan says he doesn't have to...Jeff says "I will"... Palm trees...Jordan says something about going out to eat...Jeff says "when was my brother's birthday?"...Jordan says "wasn't it today?"...Jeff says "yesterday love"...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "you got your days mixed up"...Jordan giggles...Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks Scott did yesterday?...Jeff doesn't know... Adam wonders if he went to a Cubs game?...Jeff says he has a family he probably didn't...Adam asks how many kids?...Jeff says 2...Adam asks how old?...Jeff says he wants to say 6 & 3? he asks Jordan if Marley is 5?...Jordan says 5 & 3...Brendon asks if they're picking games to go see (for the bet)...Adam says no, they're talking about Jeff's brother's birthday yesterday, he'd love to come to Chicago for a Bears game in December...they talk about how cold it is in Chicago...Jordan reminds Jeff of that time he called her when he lost everybody, it was freezing out...Jeff says he told the story yesterday... Jeff scratches Jordan’s back 10:27 - 10:41 PM Jeff and Jordan are out on couches in the BY chatting with others...Jordan is cuddled into Jeff's lap...Jordan asks if they all have to go to DR tonight?...Adam isn't sure...the mood is pretty quiet and somber because Brendon is leaving tomorrow...Rachel leaves and Brendon says that Rachel is bummed but will be better, it's just shitty they're going to be split up for the summer especially at the hand of Daniele... Jordan is sitting up now...awkward silence...Shelly asks if Brendon is ok?...he says he's fine, it's just hard for him to think of Kalia and Lawon staying in this house, they just take directions from Dani but if he goes don't let a floater win this game (no but's, you're going Brendon!) Jordan sits back wanting Jeff to rub her back, he does but then asks if she can get the lotion for him, his hands are super dry...she gets the lotion for Jeff, he applies and then Jordan says "you don't have to"...Jeff says "no, I'm ready, my hands were dry and I was rubbing against it"...Jordan says "are you sure you don't care?"...Jeff says "shut up" and keeps scratching... The HG's randomly chat while Jeff scratches/rubs...Jordan at one point tells Jeff he doesn't have to...Jeff says "shut up"...a lot of jellybean talk and then Target vs Walmart...Jordan likes Target over Walmart...Jeff is practically falling asleep with the boring conversation and the rhythmical nature of scratching...Jordan pops up and tells Jeff thanks...he puts on more lotion...Jordan says she's going to get up...Jeff admits he was falling asleep scratching her back...Jordan goes inside...

October 30 @jeffschroeder23 Sidelines with Jordan, this is the best!!!

September 29 @jeffschroeder23 On my way to get Jordan from the airport, looking forward to some much needed down-time together! Gonna be a fun week!

September 8 Porsche wins F4 veto & is the sole vote to evict Jordan 😢

July 23 ET Phone home 12:25 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the LR chatting it up with the other HG's, they're talking about ET the movie and Jordan does her imitation of "ET phone home"...the look on Jeff's face watching her is priceless! (Jeff after she does it  ) One more goodnight kiss 2:05 AM Jeff comes to bed...Jordan has been in bed for a little while...he gets in and settles...Jordan asks if they're going to bed...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says goodnight, she'll see him in the morning...they kiss... Jordan reaches over Jeff's chest and says one more...they kiss again... They say their "I love yous"...Jeff starts his prayers... Ooh, I wanna do you 12:01 - 12:09 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the candy room in bed...Jordan is putting on her makeup...they're talking about her eyelashes being long...Jeff says that's good huh?...Jordan asks if Jeff can tell the difference? she looks more awake?...Jeff says totally she does...Jordan says she's just going to put some more eyeliner and then she'll be good...Jeff says "don't put too much whore" LOL Jordan says "Jayefff"...Jeff giggles and asks why she puts the white and then the black...Jordan says the white is conditioner, it helps lengthen them...Jeff talks about a deep pimple he's getting...palm trees... They start talking game and wondering when the POV comp will start...they start bashing Porsche a little...Jeff says they are being mean this year, they've been throwing a lot of stones...Jordan says they have to, she's been throwing them in the DR...Jeff says he's been throwing a couple too...Jordan says they laughed in there with hers...Jeff says they love it...Jordan starts whispering about Rachel and how she became the way she is...Jeff says he doesn't know, doesn't care...Jeff says he kind of wants to keep Dom but wants to see how it plays out to let them war with each other...Jordan thinks that if they keep Dom then it will be harder to get him out later and Dani will come to them. Jeff says he doesn't trust Dani...Jordan says in this game...Jeff says she's in it for herself 100% and she has such an easy road...they start talking about Kalia and how she's always eating and always talking lol... Jordan keeps applying makeup while Jeff lays silently...Jordan says "do I look gross right now?"...Jeff says "no, why would you say that? you're putting on makeup"...Jordan says she just feels sometimes even with makeup you still don't look ok...she then says "if you saw me would you be like ooh, I wanna do you"...Jeff says yes...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "but I can't think like that in here, unless you want me to" More giggles...Jordan says she should've put makeup on before her DR, they even told her to fix her hair...Porsche walks in and Jeff says "ello poppet" and they chat... Kiss & butt slap 8:51 PM On Cam 4 Jeff is seen walking up to Jordan on the elliptical and pinching her butt, they kiss and talk briefly, then Jeff slaps her butt and walks away. On Cam 3 Jeff is seen talking to Jordan, Jeff slaps Jordan's butt as he walks away. BB11 finale & family stories 9:22 - 9:26 PM Feeds switch from the weird vibe in the kitchen to the BY where Jordan is on the elliptical talking to Lawon, Porsche & Adam...Jordan is telling them about the BB11 finale, she says that because she was a finalist she got an extra person to come out to the finale, her brother and sister fought over who was going to come (with her mom)...Jeff comes outside and joins them...Jordan says that when her mom saw Jeff's brother, assuming it was him, she didn't know for sure, she thought he was hot! she also thought Laura's boyfriend, now husband, was really nice too... Jeff says that on the finale, he had never seen Peyton or her parents because obviously he had just met her on the show (Jeff asks himself if he'd seen her parents before? whatever that's stupid) ...Porsche points out he saw pictures...Jeff realizes he saw one of Jordan's mom, not Peyton, so ok on the show they were waving to him because Jordan was still in the house, before announcing the winner, and Peyton was like (pointing to himself) "Peyton, Peyton" and Jeff said "what's up guys, she's gonna win!" because he knew that she kicked out Kevin and would win and Peyton kept pointing to himself saying "Peyton Peyton" and he was like "I know, she's gonna win" and Peyton kept saying "Peyton, Jordan's mom" and Jeff was "hey!" LOL Adam asks what the vote was for Jordan?...Jordan doesn't even know...Adam says 5-2?...Jeff says it was...Lawon says that Peyton seems like a happy personality, just always happy...Jordan says mmm, hmm, he's a good kid, he'll do anything in the world for anybody...Jeff says he's a good kid, that kid...Jordan asks Jeff if her brother has ever met Jeff's brother?...Jeff says yeah, he has at the finale right?...Jordan laughs and says yeah...Porsche asks how old his brother is?...Jeff says he's going to be 38 August 2nd and his other brother is 39, he's 33...Jordan says Jeff is the baby...Jeff says they're 5 and 7 years older than him...Adam says they probably beat the shit out of him...Jeff says they were closer and had their friends and he just wanted to play so they'd make him go in the garbage can and fire pucks at him 😲

July 24 JeJo eating popcorn 12:02 - 12:09 AM The HG's are on the BY couches chatting...Jeff finishes up smoking and sits down next to Jordan who is eating popcorn...he puts his arm behind her back, gets comfy and shares her popcorn...Jordan asks if Jeff slept when she slept...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says their room is so loud...after this they don't say much but even eating popcorn they're cute Convo turns to Steve Nash and how his wife cheated on him with a teammate who fathered her baby, when the baby was born, she was black so DUH it was obvious she wasn't his and he left her...Jordan can't believe this is true, she says "what a dirtbag" (not sure if she's referring to the teammate or the wife lol) This leads to talking about cheating...AND the cam pans in on Brendon LOL they talk about twins being able to be fathered by different men at the same time...Jeff didn't know that was possible, he never heard of that Jeff mumbles "Vegas whore" (I'm glad Rachel didn't hear that LOL) Jordan says she just can't see how people cheat for eg. a woman going after a married man...they talk about women who strictly do that, they live for that or they don't care...Rachel can't stand girls like that...they talk about karma getting those type of people back...Jordan says some men travel and have an excuse to cheat, it's easy to get away with it...Shelly talks traveling to China and seeing American men cheating on their wives...Jordan says if she was married for 15 years, had kids and was unhappy she'd get divorced before she ever cheated because she couldn't handle the guilt...Shelly says the only unforgivable thing to her in a marriage is infidelity...palm trees...they continue chatting, popcorn is finished...feeds switch... JeJo nervousing hammock time 12:39 - 1:04 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who have moved over to the hammock...Jordan says Jeff looks so sad...Jeff says he's kind of fired up...Jordan says she can tell, she just wanted to come over there (hammock) so they could talk because she knows tonight they can't talk..they get comfy on the hammock...Jeff says he wants to go talk to "them" so they can see...Jordan says "yeah, yeah, yeah"...Jordan repeats she just wants to talk now while they can because they may not later on...Jordan catches up Jeff on her talk with Shelly... She explains that she was asking her about Dom & Adam, she told Shelly the reasons she thinks Dom should go and Shelly told her that Kalia came up to her today and said she wanted to talk to her later on, then Jordan said she doesn't trust Dom and Dom told her and Jeff that he & Dani are working together but he told Shelly that she was the only person he trusted in that house and he was trying to get Shelly to work with D/D...Jordan says that Dani is probably trying to work another alliance when she's in theirs so she can smooth sail...Jeff says right...Jordan says that Shelly said that Dom told her he wants to talk to Brenchel about backdooring Jeff because he said that if Jeff leaves, Jordan won't come after him because she's too nice and since Jeff is gone she won't put up a fight and will just join them Jordan says she suggested to Shelly to go upstairs and talk to Rachel, they did and then Dani kept asking Brendon why they went up there, she's nervous now and Kalia kept asking Jordan stuff but she's not telling her anything anymore...Jeff is relieved to hear that, he tells her that he thought Jordan was saying she told Kalia what her and Shelly talked about...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says that's why he was mad earlier, he thought OMG...Jordan says nooo, Kalia was asking her what was wrong with her and she told her nothing and then she came up to her again in the bathroom and told Jordan she felt like she wasn't talking to her Jordan made it seem like it was no big deal, told her she was just worried about getting backdoored and was stressed out, Kalia reassured her that wasn't going to happen and again asked if she was sure everything was ok, Jordan was acting different Jordan then tells Jeff what they discussed with Rachel, she told Rachel they weren't using the veto right?...Rachel said she didn't know and Jordan said "what do you mean you don't know?"...Jordan says that it wasn't clarified by them if they would or wouldn't use it...Jeff is perturbed, he asks "you talked to both of them together?"...Jordan says yeah, Brendon came up and it was the four of them talking, she didn't want to ask again if they weren't going to use the veto but they never clarified...Jordan says she was trying to point out to them that if they got rid of them (JeJo) the other side would run the house...Brenchel said no, no, they need them and Jordan agreed that they do...Jordan says she reiterated how she felt about Dom and how he should go but Dani keeps pushing for Dom to stay, the votes could sway his way, she guesses that Dom is trying to run things, Jeff is Dom's target... Jeff knows and says that Dom is like "my shit don't stink too" and neither one is talking to him Brendon comes over to join them and Jordan tells him what they were talking about...Brendon says yeah, they don't need to talk about it now, they can tomorrow, they are right about everything they talked about before...Jeff says it's so funny, hilarious, everything they said just came into play...Jordan tells Brendon that Kalia came up to her 4 times today saying she was acting weird...Brendon says everybody is acting so weird today...Brendon reassures them they are in a great position, they'll talk tomorrow but they just have to make sure that Dani thinks she's with them so she doesn't suspect anything so that they can still use her...they debate whether to tell Dani about how Dom is wanting to work with others...they strategize on how to keep Dani under their thumb so to speak, they know she's already trying to split them up...Jeff says she's acting really fishy... Jeff tells Brendon that he thinks Adam & Dom are in on things together, today Adam was acting really cocky like he didn't need votes, making it seem like he thinks Jeff is the one going home after being backdoored, he is waiting for when the veto isn't used and he comes crawling back to him and he'll be like "you motherfu**er, you got the gall to not talk to me and talk shit...and now you wanna vote from me?"...Jeff says Adam is no. 1 on his hit list now...Brendon says they have a whole slew of people to get rid of, they need to play smart...Brendon starts waxing philosophical about BB...palm trees...Jeff is pissed about Dani, he thought she'd play both sides but still play with them, she cannot sit in the same room with Jeff for 2 minutes and then she leaves Jeff gives an example... Brendon says they have to act like everything is cool...Rachel joins them and they decide it's best Brenchel leave to not make them look fishy, they go back inside...they start whispering again...Jordan says if the next comp is endurance and it's between her, Brendon & Jeff, to let her win because she'll put Dani up...Jeff says he'll put her up too...Jordan says she needs to go, she's in their way...Jordan fills Jeff in on a talk she had with Adam where Adam said if he stays he owes her and Jeff but she doesn't know how good his word is, Shelly told her he'd do anything immoral, whatever, to get by...Jeff says they have to get rid of him eventually too, he wanted to keep Dom (originally) but he fu**ed himself...Jordan says it will benefit them more to get rid of Dom who is a competitor whereas Adam can't win...Jeff says that's not even a question... Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks Brenchel may throw them a surprise and use the veto?...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan thinks it would be really stupid of them...Jeff agrees...Jeff repeats that he thought Jordan had told Kalia everything Shelly told Jordan and he was so mad, that's where the other side gets their info from...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says they're the late night crew and they talk, Kalia just wants to be part of something and it makes him fu**ing sick that Kalia and Lawon will make it far because they both suck ass while they have to keep Adam, it makes him so sick...Jordan says she could tell Jeff was mad when he was working out... Jeff says it's so fishy around there, Dani is so fu**ing weird...Jordan thinks they think they got it, they're cocky...Jordan shares a weird convo she had with Dom and Dani is probably reassuring Dom that he'll stay...they go over votes and decide they need to still be nice to Kalia because they need her vote for now...Jeff tells Jordan to say to Kalia that all she cares about is being there all summer, to not be split up for the summer, it's not even about winning Jordan says ok... They talk game again! rolls eyes Jordan says she needs to try harder in comps...more game talk rehashing the same thing UGH Jeff - lather, repeat, rinse saying "go f**k yourself" Jordan asks what if one of them wins HOH?...Jeff doesn't care, he knows they're coming after him, he'll draw lines in the sand...Jeff says it sucks that people that suck get to stay...Jordan says they get the golden keys and get to coast?...Jordan says at least Jeff knows now...palm trees...Jordan says that Dani went up to the HOH and tried to get Jordan in trouble with Rachel but Jordan admitted she did say something about them needing to talk, Jordan got the impression Rachel thought she might lie about it...Jordan voices some concerns about Brenchel flipping on them but doesn't think they will, it would be the dumbest move ever if they tried to backdoor them...Jeff says he'll remind them that if they're gone, Brenchel can't win HOH this week so they would be the biggest target next week... Jordan worries again about being backdoored and says she'd say whatever she could to be evicted so Jeff could stay and do good...Jeff says they're not going to put them up...palm trees...when the feeds return Jeff is going inside the house... I know love, you wanna go lay down 2:19 -2:20 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting out in the BY with the other HG's chatting about random stuff, right now towels...Jordan reaches over to rub Jeff and Jeff says "I know love ♥, you wanna go lay down?" Jordan gets all offended saying "I was just rubbing on your leg, geez"...Lawon cracks up...Jeff says he knows what she was getting at...Jordan says "no! I was just rubbing on your leg"...Jeff nods his head and smiles knowing he's right...Jeff mumbles liar ...they start talking about Brendon and his enormous appetite… Sweet head kiss 2:23 AM Jeff and Jordan are still sitting out in the BY chatting with the others...Rachel has been talking for awhile about her and Brendon...Jeff leans down into Jordan and she kisses him sweetly on the head.... JeJo site shoutout 2:39 - 2:42 AM Feeds come back from palm trees...the HG's are talking about websites and domains...Rachel says that after last summer they made a website for them called brenchelfans.com and it was seriously the coolest website in the world, it had pictures and video clips of Brendon and her and it was super professionally done, it had tributes made by fans, clips of when they were on B&B...Shelly says Rachel can't do that herself so can she buy it? will you lose it?...Rachel says she asked the girl who did it if she could buy it from her and to let her know what she needs to go to keep it running...Shelly says now that she's on the show again it's all full throttle...Rachel says she hopes so... Jeff says "they did one for me and Jordan too, this GeeJo website like Jeff and Jordan, JeJo and ah, f**k man, she's on top of it"...Rachel asks if it was Hayley?...Jeff says "no someone else"...Shelly asks if Jeff has met her or talked to her?...palm trees...Jeff says AABB they helped him on Around the World, Jejo really helped him, if he writes something on Twitter, pictures, they go automatically on there and his Ma goes on there like 24/7. Jeff says they don't say bad shit on there, they're all really nice, it's nice what people do, he doesn't even know how they do it... 3 goodnight kisses 2:51 - 2:53 AM Jeff finally comes to bed...Jordan is laying in bed half asleep...Jeff turns on the lights to put his hoody away, shuts the lights off and gets in bed...no game talk tonight...Jeff asks if she's asleep...clearly she's not, they reach for each other and kiss... Jordan then turns to snuggle Jeff and she kisses him again... and then they kiss one more final time and say goodnight... Is it Thursday show? 12:13 PM Jeff is in the kitchen getting coffee...Jordan wanders in wearing the dress that she wore on the live show...Jeff says "hey love ♥, is it Thursday show?"...Jordan sleepily says no, she was telling her (Rachel) that when she bought it (the dress) they said it could be worn as a cover up...Jeff says "save it!"...Jordan says "shut up" and he kisses her Pool time - your turn love 1:22 - 1:25 PM Jeff rinses off under the shower outside to get ready to go in the pool...thank you button boy LOL Jeff jumps in the pool where Jordan already is, he asks her how his hair is?...Jordan touches it and says good...Jeff wants more affirmation that his hair is ok...Jordan assures him it's good but she'll see when it's dry... They decide to play basketball in the pool...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to play?...Jordan says ok...they start playing...Jeff a little later says "your turn love ♥ are you playing?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "get over there"...Jeff gives her a little push as she walks by...Jeff says "back up loser" Jordan positions herself and Jeff says "perfect"...she hits her shot Pool time - Jordan cozies up to Jeff 1:28 PM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are in the pool playing basketball...Jeff is sitting on the edge waiting for Kalia to take her turn...Jordan cozies up to Jeff 😊 Pool time - come on love 1:30 PM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are in the pool playing basketball, they're taking turns...just a cute moment when Jeff wants Jordan to take her turn saying "come on love" ♥ Storage room chat - catching up on game 4:24 - 4:30 PM Jeff and Jordan go to the candy room to talk game...immediately Jeff says he talked to Brendon upstairs...Jordan says there's a lot of weird stuff going on...Jeff says he knows everything now...Jordan tells Jeff what was going on in the BY with the girls...Jeff says he trusts Brendon and Rachel 100%, he told them to say whatever they wanted, B&R told Jeff what happened from beginning to end and they were thinking about putting them on the block...Jordan says "they were?"...Jeff says yeah until right before the POV...Jordan says "what POV?"...Jeff says it's a long story but don't mention this to anyone, B&R are a little nervous about Jordan saying too much, it was no big deal but he already told her that and he said the same for Rachel...Jordan suggests going to the SR to talk...they go to the SR... Jeff starts from the beginning saying that B&R were going to backdoor them...Jordan says "this week?"...Jeff says yes and Dani was the one who started the whole thing, she told them they have to get rid of Jeff this week, the plan was to split them up, send him home and keep Jordan in the game as long as they can and use her as a pawn because she doesn't know what she's doing and then Dani told them that they should throw the veto so Dom and Adam could win and that's why Adam was acting all tough, Adam and Dom were going to save themselves and B&R would backdoor them, that's why they were acting all tough...Jordan's reaction... Jeff says "relax" and continues...Brendon said he started thinking and then Dani came up to him wanting to backdoor Jeff and he thought "take it easy" and then Brendon started talking to J&J, then he knew that something was up...Jordan asks if B&R thought they were coming after them?...Jeff says yeah because Dani planted that seed to them, where Dani fu**ed up was that if they got rid of Jeff then the whole house would have been against B&R and she would slide through...Jeff says they have to make Dani think she's still with them... Jordan says that's why Dani is acting all cocky and not talking to them...Jordan says if they got rid of Jeff she wouldn't have talked to anybody (after)...Jeff says the thing is that Jordan still has to keep talking to Dani...Jordan says she does...Jeff says they have to make it seem like they're still suspicious of Dom...Jordan asks when they're going to get rid of Dani?...Jeff says next week...Jordan says they have to try real hard for HOH/POV...Jeff says they have to make her comfortable, she can't even be in the same room as him for more than a minute...Jordan says that they were just going to keep her around, everybody just thinks she's useless Jeff says there was a lot more but he told Brendon to say whatever he wants to the others, he trusts him fully, he doesn't care if it gets back to him, they're final 4 for sure and whenever Dani gets a chance she keeps pushing the backdoor Jeff plan, she's putting shit in Porsche and Kalia's head and Jordan shouldn't say anything to Shelly...Jordan can't believe they were planning on backdooring them...Jeff says they weren't but it ran through their minds because Dani was planting seeds, he can't believe she broke so soon, if she wins next week she's putting up Jeff and Brendon for sure...Jordan says it's more motivation for them to win...Jeff says "sneaky, sneaky"...Jordan says she's like that though...Jeff says it was a stupid move, he thought she was smarter than that...Jordan says she just wanted them to get people out of her way so she can coast through...Jeff says she's already thinking of final 2 and jury that will vote for her...they decide to leave and Jordan says "good job"... 5 mins abs class 5:19 - 5:38 PM Feeds switch to the BY where Jeff is leading abs class with Adam and Jordan...they do one set of 20 and Jeff yells out "you fu**ing cocksucker!" then "ph Kelly Clarkson!"...Adam yells "Bob Saget!" LOL they all laugh and then rest...they do another set of 15...they're dying! Jeff says "dude! I hate abs, I wanna fight abs! damn you people with six packs" Jeff says it's good to do abs with others cuz they feel your pain, he'll do them by himself and say f**k this!...Jordan says "watch your mouth, don't be so plain"...Jeff says he has been trying...they do a set of 10...Shelly yells out "c'mon feel the burn!" LOL They do one last set of 5...Jordan pats Jeff saying good job Shelly asks if that's the entire ab workout?...Jeff says no, he just made it up yesterday...they are going to do planks next, they wait for Shelly to get a towel...Jordan asks what the show is about tonight...Adam says it's Rachel's HOH, the Hoff and nominations...Jordan says Jeff's brother is going to love it...Adam asks if he loves the Hoff?...Jeff says no, he just likes goofy stuff like that. Shelly joins and they do planks...they agree that's hard...then they do side planks...Jordan gives up...they're wiped out but continue...Jordan says "good job"...front planks again, Jordan joins in but gives up again...they continue doing more side planks while Jordan goes back to her regular ab exercise...Brendon joins them and Jeff says they can show him their new ab workout - "Jeff's 5 minute abs class"...another side plank and they're done...Jeff asks if they've used the ball to do abs...Jeff does, he resorts to them because they're easy...they then start doing weights… Lover! Come here… 6:37 - 6:42 PM Interesting split screen on the feeds...On Cam 1/2...At the same time that Dani is up in the HOH trying to get Rachel to backdoor J&J and evict Jeff by bashing Jeff left, right and center saying that he calls Jordan fu**ing stupid, what a great guy /sarcasm...Jordan and Jeff are being their usual cute selves on Cam 3/4 (as Jeff said 2 years ago, it makes my blood boil!) Jordan is in the kitchen...Jeff walks into the kitchen and says "see how I hurt my finger working out"...Jordan says "what'd you do?" and reaches for it, she falls for the finger pulling trick YET AGAIN LOL...Jeff farts and they laugh...Jeff walks to the bathroom laughing...Jordan says "you're stupid"... Jordan yells out "Lover! come here" ♥ Jeff says "what's wrong with me?"...Jordan says Jeff is so gassy...Jordan offers some fruit to Jeff...she feeds him kiwi...they start whispering game about Kalia and how she knows about the backdoor plan...Jordan says she saw her and Dom talking...Jordan says she's not talking to anybody but Shelly...Jeff says don't and then says Lawon is in the other room so they shouldn't talk...Jordan says "want another bite?" and she feeds him more cottage cheese and fruit...Jordan says she ate good today, she feels good, that's all she's having for dinner, she's serious...Jeff wonders what he should make for dinner...Jordan says grilled chicken, she says the noodles with the grilled chicken he makes is so good, she's not even lying, it's so good...Jordan feeds Jeff again and he says he's good...they talk about what Jeff could eat for dinner while Jordan feeds him again...Jeff decides on fajitas...Jordan asks if he wants her to cut stuff up for him?...Jeff says no, he likes doing that, it's part of the fun... We’re in the same page love 7:11 PM Jeff, Jordan, Rachel & Brendon have been up in the HOH comparing notes on Dani's betrayal and how she's pushing to backdoor J&J and get Jeff out...they are discussing Kalia and Dani being BFF's...it's Rachel's turn to talk, she says she's drained...Jordan just wants to say one thing about her question from Julie asking her why she didn't backdoor Brendon & Rachel, Jordan told Julie it would be the dumbest move ever and everyone other than Dani was telling them to backdoor them and now everyone else is up there telling Brendon & Rachel to backdoor them...Jeff says they got it, they're past that...Jordan says she knows, she's just telling them...Brendon says that he and Jeff were up there talking forever...Jeff says he kinda filled Jordan in...Jeff then says "we're on the same page love" ♥ and they high five...game talk continues... Jeff & Kalia talk in the kitchen - drama 7:30 - 7:35 PM Jordan is leaving the HOH room after her and Jeff's long talk with Brenchel...Jordan is saying that Kalia is acting fishy, asking her a ton of questions, she has been short with her so she knows something is up...Rachel tells Jordan to just continue being nice...the feeds switch to the kitchen where Jeff and Kalia are, the audio comes on... Kalia is grilling Jeff about what's going to happen? re: the POV...Jeff is prepping food for dinner and is giving her the cold shoulder...Jeff asks Kalia why they were talking so loud about Adam when he was right there (bathroom), doesn't she think that he could hear them?...Kalia says she wasn't talking loud...Jeff says he thinks he could...Jeff plays dumb and tells Kalia he never heard this plan about taking A/D off the block and putting up K/L...Kalia says that was the point of Dom being up there, him and Rachel are close...Jeff says he doesn't think he knows everything there is to know...Kalia says she guesses she doesn't either... Jeff says if there was a plan in place, nobody told him, how did they all know about the plan...Kalia says it's not all of them, it's her...Jeff says they're the ones that stay up until 6am and talk...Kalia says they never talk about that...Jeff says "oh you don't?"...Jeff sarcastically says "nobody talks game in here"...Kalia says they definitely do but that's not it...Jeff hopes she's telling him everything he needs to know, it's just weird he didn,t know what the plan was and now the plan is happening when he didn't even know what it was in the first place LOL Kalia asks if that's the plan because she got it from B&R?...Jeff says no, he doesn't know where she got it, he's just wondering where it came from?...Kalia says that as soon as Dom won that veto, he was their best friend...Jeff says everyone is freaking out, he doesn't know what for..Kalia says she doesn't know why he is if the veto is being used and she's going up, maybe that's what they're trying to do...Jeff asks if she thinks it's a good option for her to go up?...Kalia says she knows that she's safe...Jeff asks why she would do that? then D/A both stay here, that's good?...Kalia says she doesn't know, it would make everyone stop being crazy...Jeff says she's telling the wrong person, he's not HOH...Kalia says Jeff has pull...Jeff says he can't pull strings if he didn't even know what the plan was...Kalia says Jeff thinks that's the plan...Jeff says she just said it was...Kalia says she "thought" it was... Jeff says he doesn't know but he feels she's giving him the run around tbh...Kalia asks if he thinks that?...Jeff says he kinda does, he's got a weird vibe or good intuition one or the other...Kalia mentions the plan again assuming that's what it is...Jeff zings her one last time by saying when Kalia finds out the real plan then they can talk Kalia leaves to go to the HOH room...Jeff and Shelly start whispering about Dani... Lock that man down/Jordan would say yes 8:29 - 8:33 PM Adam is in the kitchen cleaning up...Jordan goes to the sink to wash her hands...Adam says "you gotta lock that man down"...Jordan says hmm?...Adam repeats...Jordan says "why?"...Adam says "he's a good one, you don't want him to get away"...Adam says "propose to him, it's very chic"...Jordan says "no! me?"...Adam says he's teasing...Jordan says "he's gotta propose to me" Adam says (getting personal lol) "without getting too personal, you think it's in the cards?"...Jordan says "do I?"...Adam says yeah...Jordan says "umm, I mean yeah I mean if, well we don't talk about it, but if he did I would say yeah, but I don't think it's coming anytime soon if he did"...Adam says they have so much other stuff going on, there's no rush...Jordan says they both have to get their stuff together before anything but she hopes it would eventually turn into something so she knows she's not wasting...Adam says "hey, the man can cook" as Jordan goes outside... A half a minute later the feeds switch to the BY where Jordan is sitting next to Jeff on the couches, she's telling him exactly what Adam and her talked about inside and adds she told him they're not ready (which she never said ) ...Jeff doesn't say a word lol... They whisper a little and then Jeff helps adjust Jordan's tank top... Jeff runs Jordan’s hair 9:44 - 9:49 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches chatting...Jordan gets up to put something away, Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan tells him and goes straight to Jeff saying she's going to do something he hates...palm trees when feeds return Jordan is laying near Jeff's lap and he is rubbing her hair... General chit chat about weather and the bugs...Lawon joins them and Jordan sits up...Jeff asks why she sat up?...Jordan says cuz Lawon was coming...Jeff says "you can touch me"...Jordan then lays back down and Jeff continues rubbing...Brendon comes out and asks what apropos means? appropriate More chit chat about the bee they found and then Jordan puts her hand in Jeff's jeans leg...Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says nothing she's cold...Jeff too, what does she think, they just stared at a bee for an hour...they talk about the bee...Jordan sits up again saying ok...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "thank you"...Jeff says "that's it?"...Jordan wants some popcorn, she leaves to go get some… Technotronics zinger 10:02 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches talking about songs BB plays...Jordan asks what song it was today? she doesn't even remember...Jeff says it was Technotronics ...Kalia laughs saying it was Technotronics...Adam says "pump up the jam"...Jeff smiles...Brendon says he didn't know the story, when they told him he was out there dying laughing...Adam says he thought it was pretty funny...Jeff laughs and says just when he thought it was over, they zinged him LOL they continue talking about songs for TV shows… Jordan hangs with the boys (& Porsche) Part 1 10:06 - 10:14 PM Jeff comes back outside...Jordan has just finished up her popcorn...Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's chest/lap and shoots the breeze with Jeff, Brendon, Porsche and Adam discussing various things including men and their "package"... Adam asks about Jordan's Appalachian State shirt which leads Jeff and Adam to discuss NCAA basketball...Adam is a Duke fan...Jeff says they beat Duke in regular season no?...Adam doesn't think so, he thinks NC lost to App. St...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg...BB yells to please stop singing...chit chat about songs amongst palm trees... Jeff and Jordan are generally silent while the others chat about random stuff...Adam and Brendon leave to go inside...Jeff says to Jordan "it's real bohring tonight huh?"...Jordan says she knows, everybody is separated...Adam yells out to Fara...Jordan says she's very bohred...Porsche tells them about a weird BB dream she had about Fara, where she was a guy that looked like Adam and was wearing jean shorts LOL, Brendon tried to get her to tell Adam her dream but she didn't want to...Jeff says she should have...Jordan says it would have been funny...Porsche says normally when she thinks of Fara she thinks of Farrah Fawcett... Jordan asks if Porsche feels like her hair is getting longer?...Porsche says a little...Jordan feels hers is too...Porsche mentions them talking about shaving their heads (they did that BB11 too lol)...Jordan asks Jeff if he'd shave his head for a veto?...Jeff says in a second...Porsche says with guys it's so much easier, girls no way...Kalia pops her head out asking if someone is in the DR...Jeff mumbles "she's awful chatty" Jordan doesn't hear and says "hmm?"...Jeff lets it go...they talk about what the next comp might be...Jordan says she doesn't know, has no clue...palm trees...feeds return with Jeff almost pulling out one of Jordan's hairs but he doesn't...Jordan says it's ok, he can so he does Jordan ow's...Adam comes outside and tells Jeff when Dom is finished eating they'll play pool...Adam joins them...palm trees... Jordan is now fully hugging Jeff ...Jeff sees Brendon coming outside with a beer in hand and asks him to grab him one...Brendon walks towards Jeff with a glass of beer and Jeff asks if Brendon brought him a beer already?...Brendon says no...Jeff says "you did that last time and it was cute as hell" ... Brendon says "I am thoughtful like that"...Jeff says he thought he did it again and he was like "this fu**ing cutie" LOL Brendon leaves to get the beer...Jordan is loving being cuddled up to Jeff, Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "why you laughing?"...Jordan says she's not...Adam says "she's happy, she's in your arms, Jesus Christ dude"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says she's laughing at something else...Jordan says she's not, can she not smile?... Sexy time? 10:15 PM Continued couch talk...Jordan's flirty with Jeff pinching his belly fat ...Jeff cutely says to not poke his fat...Jordan does it again and says "look at all that"...Adam asks if he should leave them alone to...? Jordan says no...Jeff looks down at Jordan and says "to what?"...Adam says "sexy time"...Jordan and Jeff shake their heads and Jeff says "yeah I wish" while Jordan says "nuh, not much going on in here"... Jeff says it sucks...Jordan giggles saying "Jeffff" Jeff smiles… Jordan hangs with the boys (& Porsche) Part 2 10:16 - 10:26 PM Continued couch talk...Brendon arrives with Jeff's beer...Jeff says "ello mate"...Brendon says "ello poppet"...Brendon continues talking with a British accent...Adam asks where that is from?...Jeff says "Ello poppet? Pirates of the Caribbean"...Adam says "never saw it"...they can't believe it...Jordan says he'd like it... Meanwhile Jeff is slowly pouring his beer into a glass, trying to do it in all one pour ...Jeff says it's like a commercial...Adam says he did see one of those movies...Jeff says there has to be a reason he didn't see the movies...Jeff finishes pouring his beer... ...and then says that it's like when a guy pees and just when you think you're done, you shake it (and you get a few more drops)...Jeff says it's the same thing... Jordan says they're lucky, you can just poke "It" in a direction and go...Adam says he doesn't think they're poking it...Jordan says "well you know, you can just point it in a direction"...Jeff says "we can poke it in that little tube from the toilet paper?"...Jordan giggles...Brendon says sometimes it's not that easy to aim where you want it to go...Jordan says if they're travelling and they don't want to stop they can just pee in a bottle...Jeff says no, you can't...Brendon says it's not that easy...Jeff says it'll go all crazy...Adam says not if you have more than 16 fluid ounces...Jeff says if you have to go pee that bad, it's going to go bigger LOL Brendon says trying to stop doesn't feel good either, stopping half way through peeing...Jeff says unless you have one of those big Gatorade bottles like they have there...Brendon says it's one of those things you don't want "it" to mostly fit, you want to have plenty of area/room...Adam says once you hit a bounce you pee all over yourself...Brendon says yeah, then you set it down and a half hour later you accidentally drink it...Porsche eww's...Adam says "and I'm the creepy guy?"...Brendon says you think it's apple juice and totally forget 20 minutes later... Jordan says she's so glad she's a girl...Jeff says he's glad he's a guy...Adam says he'll trade that over a period any fu**ing day...Jordan says periods are bad...Jeff says he'd rather piss his pants once in awhile...some random chatter about pissing their pants and then Jordan asks "does 'it' ever bother you at all?...does it get on your nerves sometimes?"...they ask what?...Jordan says "your junk...does it ever get on your nerves sometimes cuz it just like dangles...Adam says he loves his...Jeff and Jordan smile...Brendon says "here it comes"...Jeff says "Ello Creepy" Adam asks "what's wrong with loving yourself? 2 or 3 times a day" Jordan says Adam named his, she's sure he's the type that names his LOL! ...Brendon says it's the time where you hit it on something or you sit on something or you get kicked in the balls, there's no other, girls don't understand...Jeff says the worst is those little flickers...Jordan says "on your balls?"...Jeff makes a painful groan sound...they laugh... Jeff says if you just flicked a nut sack, it'd be lights out, it'd be over...the men agree...Lawon says or when you sit on them, he and Jeff mention getting a stomach ache from that...Jordan says once, when she was around 12, she was talking to one of her dad's friends who had just gotten done playing tennis and he was sitting with his legs crossed sitting sideways and his balls were over to the side and she remembers looking at her mom who told her to look away LOL Adam says he was hanging brain?...they laugh...Jordan says she could see his balls, he was a 40 or 50 yr old man and she was eww...Jeff says she should have said to put the mouse back in the house...Adam says that's the penis, when the balls hang out it's hanging brain...Adam tells a story about a picture of a guy in a Portland newspaper that was hanging brain ...Jordan says that's gross...Adam says it was by accident...Brendon says there's no other feeling like it when you get hit in the balls...they all say it's the worst pain in your stomach, like you're going to shit and throw up at the same time...Brendon says it hurts so bad...Adam asks if Jordan ever hit her funny bone?...Jordan says yeah...Adam says to picture that 100x worse...Jordan says she wished she could give them all cramps for a day so they could see what it's like...Brendon tries to compare the two...Porsche pipes up saying some women have cramps way worse than guys and she had ones where she puked 6 times in a day...Jordan says she was on a trampoline one time with a ton of people on it, she bounced up and guy whammed his foot into that area and it hurt so bad...Brendon continues saying that it doesn't compare, their pain is the worst ever Jordan says "I'm glad I don't have balls" Brendon says "well I'm sure Jeff is glad you don't either" ...Jordan says (on BB last time) they talked about balls and it was so funny, they talked about guys waking up hurting, she's glad that isn't her...Adam says at least you know it's still working...Jeff and Brendon ask what she means by hurting?...Jordan says doesn't it hurt when you don't do something about it? LOL Jeff says "like blue balls?" (deja vu BB11)...Jordan says yeah...Brendon says you usually don't wake up with blue balls, you go to sleep with blue balls ...they laugh...Jeff says "it's more your feelings hurt than your balls" (aww lol) ...Brendon talks about the first time he had them Finally this topic dies down and they focus in on the close to dead bee on the table...they talk about putting salt on slugs and snails...Dom comes out and they decide on order of play for pool...they quiet down and then a brief cute moment when Jeff looks down at Jordan sweetly and strokes her hair before palm trees and Jeff getting up to play pool... Must touch 11:30 PM Jordan is sitting outside on the couches in the BY chatting with Shelly & Lawon...Jeff comes over to get his glass that's sitting on the side table by Jordan...as he grabs it, they share a little touch… Jordan & Shelley relationship talk - Jordan is Jeff’s type 11:36 - 11:42 PM Jordan, Shelly and Lawon are sitting on the couches chatting...Jordan, out of the blue, says to Shelley "you know how you were saying earlier about the whole trusting thing? like Jeff if he goes out, like with his buddies which he doesn't really go out that much, it's only random, maybe like when football goes on and he's had a few drinks, but he, umm, that's one thing why I think our LD has worked because he's like, he never makes me feel like he's doing anything or even if like the prettiest girl, let's say, I mean nobody's done this but the prettiest girl walks by I know he might look but he doesn't pay any attention to it" Shelly says even when he walked out tonight he said "that is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...you know that he adores you"...Jordan says yeah...Shelly says as long as you know that it's great but she also has confidence...Jordan says not all the time...Shelly says she's not overflowing with it but she's not paranoid, she's self-assured...Jordan says with their relationship, she couldn't say that in the past but because Jeff makes her feel that way, not worrying about things, that it's you know... Shelly asks how far after they left the house did she really know she'd like to date Jeff?...Jordan says she knew in the house that she liked him but she didn't know if after he would be the same as he was plus she knew he went to the tryouts with his ex-gf so what if he gets back in Chicago and then just forgets about her, what if sees this girl and wants to date her? and she's history, she knew after the show though because they were always inseparable...Shelly thinks it's because they took things so slow and didn't give it up...Jordan says they were friends too, they both admitted they liked each other, she thinks Jeff wanted to see how things played out and then it just kind of happened and they stayed together... Jordan repeats the same thing about Jeff not paying attention to cute girls just as she doesn't with guys and then talks about the story of her accusing Jeff of staring at some girl at Brooke's wedding LOL Jordan then says that Jeff is attracted to dark haired girls, not blondes, and right after the show she wasn't feeling attractive because she had gained weight and there was a cute dark haired girl that Jordan pointed out and Jeff said "you're my type shut up" (Jeff is awesome! ) Shelly says that Jeff said that from the beginning what he loved was Jordan's inside, he loved how Jordan was a good person...Jordan says that's what she loves about Jeff too, looks fade but personality is what matters, it makes them so much cuter to you...Jordan says that's even the case with girlfriends...Jordan says that's the main thing she likes about Jeff...Shelly says not to mention he's not bad to look at ...Jordan giggles...Shelly says Jeff and Jordan are so cute together, they have an easy relationship...Jordan says sometimes she gets on his nerves...Shelly says that happens...Jordan says sometimes she'll space out a little, not listening to him...

July 25 Hidden hands 12:06 - 12:09 AM Jeff and Jordan sit on the couches and chat with the other HG's...Jeff says he likes Jordan's stretchy jeans...Jordan says she got them on sale for $13...Shelly saw them at the gap...Jordan says they were regular $69 but got them on sale...Jeff says "they're even better now" Jordan says she bought a bunch of tops on sale but she was having a hard time finding jeans , they only had size 0 and 2 or the 12's, the others were gone...they talk about Brendon's knee and the HN comp and how rough it was...they hold and rub hands behind the couch while chatter goes on... Cool picture they took 12:23 - 12:25 AM Jordan is outside on the couches talking to Lawon & Adam...Adam leaves and Jeff walks back and sits down...they talk about working out and how sore they are...Jeff is eating peanuts...Jordan says to Jeff if he remembers when they were outside of the BB house and they took a picture by the door and all they could see were the lights? she doesn't know, it was just cool because they never thought they'd ever come back in there (they did twice!)...Jeff says he's eating like a little bird...Jordan says yeah he is...random chit chat after this...they are both bored… “Ello love” 12:43 AM Jordan is in the kitchen...Jeff comes in from outside and walks by Jordan saying, in his British accent "Ello love" ♥ Paranoia chat in the purple room 12:58 - 1:04 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are laying down in the purple room...they are stressed and worried about Dom being up in the HOH talking to Brenchel... no Jeff says if Brenchel is buying what she's selling, omg...Jordan says "where's the mystery power?"...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says that Dani just flipped on Jeff in a second...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan says Jeff can go up once Dom comes down...Jeff doesn't even know why Brenchel keeps entertaining these ideas, it doesn't make sense to him... Jordan sits up and says it's stupid to think that if Dani flipped on them, why would Brenchel flip on them too?...Jeff says she made up this fu**ing thing, why are they entertaining it, he doesn't understand...they hear someone go by and get quiet...Jeff is stressed...Jeff and Jordan wonder if Brenchel is just telling them what they want to hear...quiet again and then Jeff says "what a mean person"...Jordan says she's not surprised this is how she's playing the game... Jeff gets up and leaves without saying a word...Jordan hmm's to herself and then gets up, she sees Jeff heading to the bathroom and asks if he wants to just go outside?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks where Jeff is going?...Jeff says brushing his teeth...Jordan comes in and says "I know you're all worked up"...they both brush their teeth, mirror images of one another … Wanna hammock it? 1:09 - 1:11 AM Jordan and Shelly are having a heart to heart game talk on the patio by the pool...Jeff has come down from talking to Brendon and Rachel, he's talking with Adam on the couches...Jordan says Shelly has to go up there and talk...she leaves and Jordan goes over to Jeff...Jeff asks "wanna hammock it?"...Jordan says yeah...Adam says "aww, that's not where you guys fell in love though right?"...Jeff and Jordan say no...Jeff says "no, but we did spend a lot of hammock time"...Adam says goodnight and they head to the hammock...Jordan says that Kalia and Dani just walked by...Jeff knows and says Kalia is lying, Jordan knows that right?...Jordan says duh!...they start talking… Hammock game talk - stressing out 1:11 - 1:31 AM Jeff and Jordan walk over to the hammock & get settled...Jeff tells Jordan that Kalia is lying, she knows that right?...Jordan says duh!...Jeff says that the reason people got pissed and how all this suspicion started was because Jordan picked Shelly & Kalia for the luxury comp over Dani & Rachel...Jordan says "are you serious?...who said that?"...Jeff says Brendon told him the whole thing started then, that's when Dani started planting seeds that Jordan was working with the newbies...Jordan says they have to get over that, they're acting like they're 4 years old... Jeff says "dude, what a fu**ing loser Kalia is"...Jordan says it's not like they got to leave the house, they went upstairs (for the prize)...Jeff says who gives a f**k about that...Jordan says she thought she could trust Kalia...Jeff says she thinks she's playing both sides, she went up to Jeff and said she & Lawon could go up on the block so Adam & Dom could stay ...Jeff spots Kalia and says "look at Kalia, what a fu**ing dork"...Shelly comes outside and they call her over...Jordan tells Jeff that Shelly was going to go talk to Brenchel asking what was up...Shelly starts talking game with JeJo but then takes off seeing her chance to go talk to them...Dom then opens the sliding glass door and says "you guys are in my hammock"...they joke around for a bit and then he leaves... JeJo go back to talking about what Shelly told Jordan that Dani talked to her about...Jeff says, about Dani, "wtf is her problem?"...Jordan doesn't know, her and Jeff seemed friendly but she did see Dani roll her eyes when Jordan didn't pick her for the luxury comp, what could she do, Brendon & Rachel get everything...Jeff says Jordan should've just picked them...Jordan says no! picked them just to suck up to them because they're HOH?...Jeff says it's just to play the game...Jordan says she's not doing that...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it's just an excuse...Jordan says she could see them being jealous if they left and got to go somewhere, they were in the HOH room for an hour...Jeff says exactly, it's an excuse... Jordan says they didn't miss out on anything, they got to meet Hasselhoff...Jeff says not to mention it again, Dani was the one that put it in their head, that's all, Dani is putting everything in everyone's head...Jordan says if Brenchel did backdoor them it would be the dumbest move on their part unless Dani has them convinced to get rid of Jeff to keep her around but if Dani is this quick to switch out of an alliance she'll do it again (to Brenchel)...Jeff says Dani had this master plan and it fell apart and now she's telling lies and people are buying them like Kalia who's a loser and just wants to be a part of something and now she's trying to get info out of him like he's a fu**ing loser not knowing what she's doing...Jeff says he kept pressing Kalia to tell him who told her the plan was for her & Lawon to go up to save Adam & Dom but she wouldn't say, just that she knew that was the plan...Jeff says that Kalia finally said she'd go talk to Brendon and Rachel so he thought "yeah and why don't you come down with a new story"... Jeff then says Kalia came down and he asked her why Dani signalled to her like she was shooting herself in the head with a gun? Kalia said she didn't know why she did that (yeah right )...Jeff says he thinks Rachel is cracking so Brendon is telling her to be rational and talk to everybody, maybe they think this will be the easiest way to get him (Jeff) out...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says Jordan shouldn't have told them that even Julie asked her in her interview why she didn't backdoor Brenchel, he's not telling her what and what not to say but don't even put that shit in her head, they'll think, see production wants us out...palm trees... JeJo agree that Rachel wants to be the BB couple of the year, Jeff says Rachel is thinking that in the back of her head...Jordan says Rachel likes the attention...Jordan says Shelly said Brendon swore they weren't going use the veto...Jeff can't understand how Dani talks shit about Rachel and she takes it...Jordan thinks maybe Rachel thinks she's cool because they were friends outside the house, it sucks because there's nothing they can do about it...Jordan says Shelly said she was going to have a talk with Rachel about Dani...Jeff says to think logical, he lays out a number/color scenario putting emotions aside, they have the numbers not Dani's side...Jordan says they're including Shelly and then there's Porsche...Jeff says they don't need Porsche...Jordan says she heard Porsche likes Dom so they don't have her vote...Jeff says this is fu**ed, they're going to get fu**ing rocked LOL Jordan says if something happens and they do get backdoored, she'll campaign for Jeff but if she does stay she'll do nothing in comps, she'll just flop, she'll be a pawn, she'll have no one but Shelly 🙄 Jeff says to just play...Jordan says "for what?"...Jeff says nothing has happened yet...Jordan says "to listen to Brendon and Rachel? I'll be the outcast and I'll be so mean" :/...Jeff says nothing has happened so not to think like that...Jordan says it's hard not to when Dom is up there, he has to know they'll be up their butts...Jordan mentions something she said to Cassi about having a feeling she was leaving the next week...Jeff says what does she mean? she's not leaving, he is...Jordan says not if she campaigns good enough...Jeff says what does she mean campaign? that has nothing to do with it...Jordan says she'll remind them she wants to go...Jeff says they're all up Dani's ass to do whatever she says and she's pleading to get Jeff out for what reason he doesn't know... Jordan says maybe it is from the luxury comp, maybe she shouldn't have even won that thing, does Jeff think if she had picked Dani none of this would've happened?...Jeff thinks it probably still would have, whatever, he just wished Jordan didn't pick Kalia to go up there cuz she fu**ing sucks and is a loser, she even lied about her shoulder hurting, he hates how people suck socially, aren't physical and they last...Jordan says people are worried about getting out the good players...Jeff says if he goes to jury it'll be Lawon, Kalia, Porsche, tsk, c'mon...Jordan says Porsche says she doesn't want to be in jury, she'd rather be with hanging out with her friends...Jeff doesn't buy it... Jordan says Porsche doesn't want to go to jury because there are no cameras there and it won't help her career (oy oy! SMH)...Jordan says Porsche has another thing coming if she thinks she's going to be famous off BB...Jeff says people think that, who knows, maybe he'll be famous ...Jordan says the camera thing is stupid though...Jeff thinks they're bananas...Jordan says she thinks they're most of them are cuckoo, she's dead serious, or they're wannabe's, Lawon, Kalia and Porsche all want to be on TV, Adam thinks he's going to be on Letterman...Jeff says he wants to as well so he's a loser too...Jordan says Jeff is normal, she doesn't know, she just thinks it's funny... Shelly comes outside again saying it's all good in the hood...Jeff asks if anyone is up there?...Shelly says no...Shelly says they're golden, they're not using the veto, etc...Jeff says they'll be relieved tomorrow...Jeff says he's going to run up there to talk...he leaves and Jordan and Shelly continue talking game... The moth in the BY 2:19 - 2:33 AM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches in the BY chatting with Adam, Brendon and Lawon...Jeff points out a big moth saying look at the size of it...Jordan says OMG, that thing is big...Adam says it's a bird...Jeff says it's a bat...Jordan tells Adam to go flick it...Adam says he's not touching that fu**ing thing...Brendon stands up and mentions the movie "Tommy Boy", he and Jeff start joking around about it...Jordan starts squirming when Brendon gets near it...Jeff says it's going to fly right in his face...Adam gets up and moves over...Jordan and Jeff egg Brendon on to touch it...he tries and they all laugh and wait...Brendon swears he touched it...Brendon tries another tactic...Jeff says the moth is very confident, it's the fu**ing size of a seagull LOL Jeff says "dude, that thing's not budging, he thinks it's just windy, you got to give him a nudge"... Adam tries with a candlestick...BB tells him to stop that!...Jordan laughs...Jordan says to get a pool stick...Jeff says she'll get in trouble...Jeff heads over there and says omg, it's got fangs...Adam says it has claws...Jeff says "dude, you could make a hat out of that thing"...Jordan has a blanket over her head she says omg! that thing is huge, she runs away...Brendon is back with the pool stick...BB tells him to stop that!...Lawon says "what is that!?"...Jeff says a moth LOL! Jeff says it's the Mothman Prophecies...Brendon and Jeff cringe...Jeff says it got pissed...they can't believe the moth still...Jeff says that PETA is going to be all over Brendon...Adam says it's an endangered species, the batmoth...Jeff says to get closer...Jordan says it scared her... Jordan tells Adam to go touch it...Adam says NO!!...Jeff gets closer again and says he has one of those bad boy tattoos on it's arm, it gives him the heebie jeebies...they start talking game...shortly after Dom & Lawon come out and they challenge Dom to touch the moth...he tries, slightly touches it but it doesn't move, he tries to get the pool cleaner to poke it but BB calls him out...he puts it back and then they all stand around discussing...Brendon grabs a container to put the moth in if they catch it...palm trees...the moth is now on the ground and they take a closer look...Jordan bends over and Jeff takes the opportunity to poke her in the butt Palm trees...when feeds come back Dom has released the moth...Jordan screams and runs away along with Jeff...Jeff says the moth is mad...they call Lawon over...Dom tells Jeff to go up there and grab one of his wings...Jeff says "f**k that dude"...Dom eggs him on...Jeff says he doesn't like bugs...Dom says his back is cool...Jordan asks if they sting?...Lawon giggles...Dom asks what he's doing?...Jeff says he's saying not to f**k with him...Lawon & Jordan staring at the moth... They continue talking about the moth and laughing...Dom calls it some ridiculous name, Jeff doesn't believe it saying it sounds like a salad Continued staring and discussion of the moth...Shelly comes outside, she says she's not afraid of it, she approaches it and it takes off...Jeff runs away like a little kid LOL!Dom cracks up saying he's never seen Jeff run so fast...the moth takes off...they liken it to a dragon or the thing from Lord of the Rings. Dom says Jeff went from the elliptical to the pool table in one step...Jeff says he didn't know which way it was cutting more giggles...Jeff says he was frozen for a second...Dom goes back inside along with Lawon...Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Adam continue talking about the moth... Jeff likes Jordan’s butt grab 2:32 - 2:45 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the bathroom getting ready for bed...Jeff goes to pee and Jordan takes off her long sleeved top (her figure looks amazing!) and waits for Jeff...Jeff uses mouthwash...Jordan says the bleaching cream she has doesn't smell good...Jeff says the other one smells good...Jordan says this is the bleaching one her doctor gave her...Jeff says "bleaching? for what? your moustache?"...Jordan says "yes! for my face, for my spot"...Jeff says he thought she meant for his moustache?...Jordan says "why? do I look like I have a moustache?"...Jeff says "no...don't women bleach their moustache?"...Jordan says "no! why I would I bleach my moustache, I'm blond headed, I'm not dark headed"...Jeff says oh yeah he didn't think about that (LOL) but don't women do that?...Jordan says some women do, older women, not her...Jeff says "you know what I mean, don't try to make me look silly"...they start leaving and Jordan walks side by side with Jeff saying "you're so cuuute", she grabs Jeff's butt... Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan says she's not even saying anything, she's grabbing his butt...Jeff says he likes it ❤️ Jeff says to hold on, he's getting water...Jordan says Jeff is getting excited...they walk to the bedrooms and Jordan says she acts like she can't go anywhere without him, she doesn't want to go in the room without him...she pinches his butt one more time and they head into the candy room... Sensual snuggle 2:49 - 2:58 AM Jeff & Jordan come to bed in the candy room...Kalia, Dom, Dani & Porsche are in there already, Kalia is making up some random story (she's being rather loud & not very funny IMO, the others are lapping it up but Jeff and Jordan are in their own little world)...Jordan snuggles super close into Jeff... (I can pretty much read his mind here ) Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and chest... Jeff clears his throat. Jordan keeps rubbing... Funny moment when during Kalia's story, she needs to think of a good name for Chris Brown's baby and Jordan says "little Tyquisha" LOL The others crack up... The story ends, the others keep talking while Jeff and Jordan are quiet...Jordan keeps rubbing... They start talking about a show called Scared Straight...Jordan props herself up and at one point Jeff whispers something admonishing Jordan for how this looks. Jordan then lays back down snuggling into Jeff again LOL...camera goes off them & returns...Jordan is still rubbing Jeff like she can't get enough of Jeff...poor Jeff they finally kiss goodnight and try to go to sleep... Jordan wants a burger made by Jeff 1:24 - 1:26 PM Jeff is sitting at the kitchen counter...Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table...there's chatter going on between Jeff, Brendon & Adam, Dom is there as well getting something to drink...Jordan says "Jeff?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "will you make me one of them hamburgers?...will you make me one of them hamburgers that you made?"...Jeff asks what she means?...Jordan says "remember the hamburgers that I had frozen?"...Jeff asks if they were the TGIF burgers?...Jordan says yeah, he made them good... Jeff says "you mean put it in the microwave for a minute?" Jordan says no, no to put all the stuff on it...Dom goes outside...Jordan says she wants just one...Jeff gets up and walks over to the fridge freezer to get the burger...Jeff gets it and rips it open saying "this is going to take all day" (Cam 3 for cute Jeff face)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he put ketchup and mustard on it...Jordan asks if that's all he did? she likes how he made it...Brendon says he'll make it "Al Pacino"...Jordan giggles...Adam says Jeff is a microwave genius LOL Jeff says "I know...I make magic in the microwaves" LOL! Jeff puts the burger in the microwave...Adam says 53 seconds is the key...Jeff sighs deeply...Shelly walks in and Jordan compliments her on her cover up...she leaves...Adam asks Brendon if he can go up to the HOH...Brendon says yeah...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants mustard?...Jordan says yeah, didn't he put pickles on it?...Jeff says "did I?"...Jordan commands "mustard, ketchup, pickles" Jeff gathers the condiments and says "how long is your rehab gonna take?"...Jordan says "what??"...Jeff points saying "aren't your legs broken?" Jordan laughs and gets up saying "I'll put it on"...feeds switch out but audio continues...Jeff says "oh you will?"...Jeff is heard asking "should I put pickles on it?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "slice them?"...feeds switch out... Hey lover 1:40 - 1:43 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches having a smoke...he is pensive after the mini drama with Dom that went on after the POV ceremony... Interesting camera work here...Dom is shown sneaking peeks at Jeff while working out and then Jeff is shown doing the same, the cam then switches to Jeff's perspective behind him in the foreground while Dom is in the background resting between sets... Jordan comes outside, Jeff smiles...Jordan, off camera, says "hey lover" ♥ ...Jeff says "heyyy" It's hard to hear after that but they chat about something possibly working out later...tension in the BY is high...Jeff says "it's very quiet"...Jeff asks if she's going in the pool?...Jordan says yeah and she's going to try and lay out...Jordan puts lotion on while Jeff finishes up his smoke and the feeds switch out... Pool time - cute hug 2:01 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff is chatting with Kalia while Jordan hugs Jeff from behind for a little while. Cute! Pool time - Jordan story 2:10 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool, a few other HG's are around as well...they're talking to Kalia about her being a lifeguard and what kind she would be...palm trees...feeds return with Jordan telling the story of a lifeguard having to jump in and save someone when they were little (I think this is about Peyton)...Jeff laughs...Jordan shows how he was flailing in the water LOL Pool time - Jeff doesn’t like massages 2:16 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool throwing around the ball...Adam says something about a massage and Jeff says he's only had 2 massages in his life...Dom says ever?...Jeff says yeah...Dom asks why?...Jeff says he doesn't like them, he feels bad for the person doing them...Adam says it's their job and Dani says that's the weirdest thing she's ever heard...Jeff says he feels like when they're 10 mins in he's like alright "your turn", he feels bad about it...Jeff says he doesn't know, it feels so good and I don't know...Adam says they get massages all the time...Jeff says he can't fully relax, he feels guilty and if he sleeps it's over, it feels so good and so nice and they make you smell that thing...Jordan giggles...Adam says "chloroform?" LOL Jeff says yeah and then they massage the side of your butt it feels so good...more giggles from Jordan... Pool time - Jordan’s touchy feely 2:22 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff swims over to Jordan who is saying "come here"...Jeff says "what's up duck?"...Jeff points out something about Jordan's bikini top saying let me see ...Jordan says no and adjusts it, they have their little "get out of here, stop, gross" banter and Jordan hugs Jeff from behind while he plays basketball... Jordan then rubs Jeff's neck and holds onto Jeff while he continues throwing the ball with Adam... More banter and cute looks while Jeff keeps playing...Jordan joins in and gets her first shot...and her second shot...and her third and fourth...and fifth LOL (with some help from Adam)...Jordan says "perfecto" Pool time - Batman, hamhock & Calgon 2:44 - 2:48 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to see his Batman impression?...Jordan says yeah go...Jeff goes underwater spreading his arms out, he's under for awhile (doesn't look like Batman to me? lol)...Jeff comes up for air and asks if Jordan thought he was dead?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's her turn...Jordan says "me? I can't get my hair wet"... Jordan wants to request rafts, cheap rafts...Jeff wants those and donuts, they might get them in a little bit, after they're gone...Jordan says stop...Jeff says "stoppp"...Jordan says she feels gross...Jeff says he feels yummy, not really but he likes being in the water...Jeff heads over to where Jordan is and Jordan squeezes his side...Jeff then says for Jordan to pretend to shoot him, she does and he starts sinking...they are quiet for a little bit and then Jeff swims over to Jordan again...Jordan says "are you trying to squeeze my hamhock?"...they banter a little while touching each other... Pool time - chimpanzee 2:49 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they start throwing around the ball but with Jeff's feet catching the ball instead of his hands (oh what boredom leads to in BB lol) Jordan says Jeff is like a chimpanzee ...and Jeff says "why do you like bossing me in the pool?"... Jeff then says "Calgon take me away" LOL Lawon says "for an hour or two"... Pool time continued 2:57 - 3:01 PM JeJo pool time continues between palm trees...Jeff does the E.T. impersonation and wants Jordan to do it...she does and Jeff cracks up...Kalia says E.T. phone home...Jeff says he loves that guy...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he didn't realize it until he came in there, he didn't realize what true love was LOL Jeff says he forgot about him for years, he neglected him... Jeff and Jordan look at each other and Jordan swims over towards Jeff but stops and backs up...Jeff says for her to keep swimming over to him...Jordan says Jeff is going to dunk her...Jeff puts his arms up showing he won't but he has a trick...Jordan's not buying it...they play fight a little with the ball...palm trees...they're still throwing the ball back and forth...Jordan throws it too far and it goes into the yard...Jeff swims underwater towards Jordan...Jordan tells Shelly (who is getting the ball) to nail Jeff in the head when he pops up Jeff pops up and Shelly almost gets him...Jordan tells Jeff she told her to nail him on the head... Pool time - crab legs 3:02 - 3:06 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they're chatting with Kalia...feeds go to palm trees and return with Kalia saying something about seeing someone's hiney, I think Jeff did something underwater to Jordan because he says he couldn't see anything and Jordan says it tickled ...palm trees ...feeds return to them talking about restaurants...Jeff says he's more of a crab fan...Kalia asks if he's been to Joe's crab shack?...Jeff asks Jordan where were they when they went to Joe's crab shack?...Jordan says Myrtle Beach...Jeff says it was on the water, it came in a steam pot with potatoes and he had some beers...Kalia talks about street food places in New York that have the best crab legs, it's so good, you can get those or scallops, shrimp...Jeff says that's his dream, he loves that, he wants to eat crab legs for every single meal and see how long he can last until he gets sick of them...Jeff says when he goes out with Jordan she'll finish up her soup and say let's go and he hasn't even eaten one crab leg...they continue talking about restaurants… Jordan coulda had a John Gotti 3:34 PM Jeff is at the kitchen counter making himself a sandwich...Jordan is off camera sitting at the kitchen table eating her sandwich...Jeff looks up and asks Jordan how her sandwich is saying "you like it love?" ♥...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you coulda had a John Gotti with me" Good, I love it 5:03 - 5:07 PM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon are having a quick game talk by the hammock...they're strategizing how to talk to Dani later and what to say to Porsche...Brendon says they need to talk tonight and keep their tempers...Jordan asks if she can tell Shelly about it so she doesn't think they're trying to orchestrate something with Dani...Brendon says Shelly trusts them, all doubts are gone, as far as he's concerned he's fine with Shelly being final 5...Jordan says she'll be so upset if Dani wins and both Brendon and Jeff get put up, omg she'll be so mad, that's why she's working out, preparing herself for this HOH...Brendon says good and Jeff gets a big smile on his face... Jordan says she's serious!...Jeff says "good, I love it" ...Jeff says that's why they have to have this talk with her...Jordan says when something like this happens, it makes you mad and you want to kill her in this competition, she'll pass out this time...Brendon says there's nothing that turns Jeff on more than to see her get competitive...Jeff says "yeah for real" Jordan giggles...they start talking about their endurance comp on BB11.. Do you still love me? 6:16 - 6:24 PM Jeff and Jordan are out back with Shelly...Jordan on the couch, Jeff drying off after being in the hot tub...they're talking about Vegas...Jordan says that if Shelly always watched BB and liked all the people from the past then she should go for one night but if not then don't go...Shelly says she wants to see what Tony wants to do, she doesn't care, she has to go home and go back to work...Jordan says she's taking 2 weeks off...Shelly too...Jordan says she'd like to take 2 weeks off of work after the show, recuperate and then book a cruise and go on a cruise...Jordan says she won't have school until January because school starts in September and she'll miss it...Jeff says "if we get there" Jordan says "we will"...Jeff says he likes her positivity...Shelly says that is not going to be...Jeff says "not if..." PALM TREES FOR A FEW MINUTES When the feeds return just before 6:21pm Jeff and Jordan are alone out back...Rachel is running laps...Jordan says "do you still love me?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "yes you do"...Jordan says that Jeff seems sad...Jeff says he just wants to get through next week...Jordan says she'll be HOH so don't worry about it...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan says she's going to try...Jeff says he knows she is... Jeff says he'd be fine if he did something to deserve it (being backdoored)...Jordan says right, to go home...Jeff says to go home because she made something up and they get split up...Jordan says he gets a chance to talk to her...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it's in too deep...Jordan says it's probably been brewing for awhile but it just came out now...they get quiet and then Rachel runs by and bails right in front of Jeff Jeff says Rachel just wanted to sit next to Jeff LOL she keeps running and Jeff advises her not run around there just back and forth...more running chatter and then Jeff and Jordan go inside... Rachel falls in front of Jeff 6:22 PM Rachel (and Porsche) are running laps around the backyard...Rachel keeps running past Jeff, who is talking to Jordan...on one lap she trips and falls right in front of Jeff (this segment made it to TV) Jeff asks "Rachel, are you alright?...or did you just wanna sit next to me?" Rachel thanks Jeff for catching her and then Jeff suggests they run back & forth the length of the yard instead of laps...they ignore that advice and keep going... Jeff hesitates 7:22 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is getting ready to eat, he takes his bowl and glass and starts heading outside...Jeff stops at the door and asks Jordan if she's going outside?...Jordan says she was going to eat inside because a lot of people are out there...Jeff hesitates, opens the door, then closes the door...Jeff says it's nice...Jordan tells him "no, no, no, go out there"...Jeff does... Paying for weddings talk 7:48 PM Rachel is in the kitchen talking to Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Brendon about a brides show she was on, she tried on one dress that was 20K...Jeff says you could buy a car with that...Jordan says "oh but was it pretty?" Jordan realizes the shop was in Beverly Hills, no wonder it was 20K...Rachel says another dress, the one she fell in love with is 5K...Brendon says that's still a lot, she's going to wear it one time...Jordan says "and then he's going to rip it off at the end of the night" LOL Jeff says "you guys are thinking Beverly Hills, you gotta be thinking Beverly Hillbillies"...Jordan says Rachel should go to Charlotte to find a dress, she talks about her friend Jessie's dress...Jeff says if you bought a $500 dress and you told everybody it was 5G's, nobody would be able to tell the difference...Jordan says a girl at her work bought one for $10 and got it altered and it was gorgeous...Jeff says if you have one tailored to your body then that's an original...Brendon says that he has a friend that's a clothing designer, he could definitely help them out with that... Jordan asks if it isn't the girls' parents that are supposed to pay? for everything?...Rachel says yes...Jeff thinks they don't do that anymore...Jordan says at home they do that...Rachel says totally...Jeff says "let's have a Beverly Hills wedding". Rachel says it's tradition that the girls' parents pay for the wedding...Jordan says the guys pay for the rehearsal dinner...Jeff says "I'll pay for the rehearsal dinner if you pay for the wedding"...they head outside... Tough? Impressed? banter 8:11 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is putting some food on his plate, Jordan is trying to put away utensils...she waits for Jeff to move out of the way, she finally asks if she can get in front of him...Jeff says "sure can...see I was going to say something mean but I didn't"...Jordan says "you better watch your mouth"...Jeff says "who you talking to?"...Jordan says "you"...Jeff says "I'll bust up your world...you like that? that was tough, were you impressed?"...Jordan says "no, not really"...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says it kinda stunk...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try some fish? try a piece...Jordan says no, she's ok...Jeff says "try a piece or I'll cut out your esophagus"...Jordan says "oh shut up"...Jeff says "was that tough? are you impressed?"...Jordan says "no! not at all" Jeff’s not a morning person 8:16 - 8:20 PM Jordan joins the BY group on the couches...Jeff is eating tuna, he says it's so good and Jordan should try it, he says you! try it and he feeds her... Lawon says it's not fishy, it's good...Jordan says it's not bad...Lawon and Jordan talk about the elliptical making noise, working out and when they're going to bed...Jordan shows off her big guns (arms) Jordan says she's tired, the spaghetti was good, it made her sleepy...Jeff says he could sleep right now but at night when he's trying to go to sleep, it takes him 45 minutes to fall asleep, when he's forced to, he can't...they talk about sleeping in the morning, Jeff says as soon as he falls back asleep the song goes on...Jordan says she knows, she hates in the morning when she hears that music ughhhh... Jeff says he gets his new battery and right when he's about to go back to sleep BB calls him for DR...Jordan says Jeff's not a morning person, he's kind of gripy in the morning...Jeff says "yes I am"...Jordan says do not bother Jeff in the mornings cuz he's gripy...Jeff says "well don't you know that?"...Jordan says she does know that, she's just telling them...Lawon says he knows that, he can tell...Jeff says "I don't like people in the morning"...Jordan says Peyton will be like heyyyy and have a conversation...Lawon says what does Jeff do when he does that?...Jeff says he wants to throw him down the stairs LOL! Jeff says "nah, he makes me laugh...but she knows I'm crabby in the morning"...Jordan says "I know but, I'm not"...Shelly starts talking about her morning routine.... Jordan’s bored/Jeff’s background 8:23 - 8:26 PM Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Lawon continue chatting outside...Jordan says "I'm bored" Jeff says "there's basketball, there's bags, there's pool" Jordan says she played basketball today in the pool...Jeff says "that's great" Jeff says "you wanna file your nails?" Jordan kind of gives Jeff the finger and laughs... Shelly says she needs to paint her toenails...Jeff says "you wanna paint Shelly's toenails?"...Jeff says he sees ice cream in his future lol...Jordan wants ice cream with a brownie and fudge...Jeff just wants mint chocolate chip...Shelly says that's the best ice cream on the earth...Jeff likes Nucholla, it's hazelnut Italian ice...Shelly asks if Jeff's family is all Italian?...Jeff says no, half but where he grew up everything is Italian...Jordan says a lot of Jeff's friends are Italian...Shelly says Schroeder is German though, so the other half is German?...Jeff says yeah...Shelly asks what Jeff's mom's last name is?...Jeff says Sarti...Shelly says mom's Italian, dad's German...Jordan asks about Italian last names...Jeff says Giannini?...Jordan says Giannini?...Jeff says that's Mimmo & Vit Tan Don's name...Shelly knew Vit Tan Don would come out...Jeff says Italian names mostly end in vowels...Jordan asks how you spell that?...Jeff spells it and Jordan says it's tricky...they talk about Enzo being Italian and Jewish names too and then feeds go to control room... Slippery when wet 10:23 - 10:25 PM The HG's are playing the match game in the BY...it's the guys turn to be blindfolded and guess what each girl said for the question "what road sign would describe you the best?"... Lawon is hosting and says that Bachelorette #5 said "Slippery When Wet" LOL! Jeff guesses Porsche...Brendon says Porsche...Dom says Kalia Lawon says that Bachelorette #6 said "Mudslides" Ugh's & Yuk's...Lawon says because they like it wet...Jeff says he hopes nobody said that...Lawon adds "they like the rear end" 😅 Adam guesses Kalia...Brendon guesses Daniele...Dom guesses Shelly...Shelly freaks out! Answers: "Dangerous Curves Ahead" - Porsche "Speed Bumps Ahead" - Shelly "Railroad Crossing" - Rachel (tells you when to stop and go) "Slippery When Wet" - Jordan Jeff's reaction 😁😁😁 Gone with the wind 10:26 PM The HG's continue playing the matching game in the BY...now it's the boy's turn to answer, the girl's turn to guess...the question is "If your love life were a movie, what would it be and why?" Kalia says that Bachelor #1 (Jeff) says "in this house it's Gone with the Wind"...immediately Jordan says "Jeff...cuz he ain't gettin' any" LOL they all guess Jeff (ding! ding!) Jeff would rather stick to his people 10:59 - 11:02 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room...Jordan is putting her laundry away...Jeff lays down on their bed, he's stressed...Jeff sighs...Jordan starts whispering quietly to Jeff...Jeff is quiet...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan says she knows, he's being quiet out there...Jeff says he doesn't like playing fun games out there when everyone wants to throw him out of there...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he'd rather stick to his people...Jordan says me?...Jeff smiles and nods... Jordan asks if she's bothering him?...Jeff says no!...Jordan says he's acting like he's irritated...Jeff says she says that everyday...Jordan says Jeff seems like he has a little attitude...Jeff asks how many hours/minutes did they spend together today?...Jordan knows they did but he's not as talkative, quiet, on edge, that's all she's saying...Jeff says let him think of something clever to say for her on the way to the kitchen...they head out with Jordan saying she's not arguing with him, she's just saying... Quick peck from Jeff 11:08 - 11:10 PM The HG's are out back playing games...the latest question is what is one thing you would change about yourself if you could?...Rachel says her smile...Brendon says there's nothing wrong with her smile...Jordan says "confident"...Shelly says "be more confident?"...Jordan nods yes...some chatter and then Jeff reaches over for a little peck on Jordan's neck... Jeff and Jordan then talk about Jeff's nails (super hard to hear), he starts filing them... Lover, come chat 11:42 PM Jeff, Brendon and Rachel decide it's time to go talk game up in the HOH...meanwhile Kalia is in the candy room sucking up to Jordan...Jeff comes in and says "Lover...what are you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing...come sit"...Jeff says "come, we're going to have a little chat ourselves"...Jordan says "oh really?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan gets up saying she'll talk to Kalia later...they head out to the HOH room...Jeff says "don't say where you heard anything"...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says he knows, he's just saying…

July 22 GN kiss by the pool table 12:55 - 12:56 AM Jeff is playing pool with the boys...Jordan comes out and says she's about to go to bed...Jeff says nooooh, where you going?...Jordan says she's getting ready for bed...Jeff says nooooh...Jordan says "what? you want me to wait on you and finish your game?"...Jeff says "no, go get ready"...at this point all the guys are just watching them LOLJordan looks around saying OK, she says "sorry guys" and gives Jeff a kiss on the cheek inciting aww's... ...more awww's & that's so cute...Jordan says "y'all are stupid"...Dom wanted one on the lips, that was a cheek shot LOL Jeff waves and says "see you next week...oh wait, we live together" JeJo bedtime - sit down & talk after the show 1:47 - 2:05 AM Jeff joins Jordan in bed...they start whispering about Dom and Dani...Jeff says she's out there talking to him right now...they talk Dom vs Adam, who they can trust more...they say no one looked happy when Rachel won HOH...Jeff says he couldn't believe when all 3 (newbies) went out on one question...Jordan says she got confused and thought Julie said that B&R were out on that question...Jeff says he thought "holy shit"...Jordan says they're good...Jeff says my God...Jordan says that's the 4th comp they've won...Jeff says he sucked balls...Jordan says no, he did good, some of them were tricky...Jeff says he hates questions, he thought that because America picked Jeff for the CPR question that they wouldn't pick Brendon as the person likely to run into a burning house...Jordan says she knew the answer was Jeff (to the CPR question) but she didn't want to say it (brag)...Jeff says "but then after I got it I was like yay!" LOL Jordan says Brendon was debating whether to choose him or Jeff but then resigned himself to picking Jeff Jordan rubs Jeff's chest briefly and then Jeff touches Jordan's leg...they talk a little more game about Rachel and Shelly, how Jordan pinky swore with Rachel...they agree that B&R are looking out for them because of Brendon's strategy regarding the nominations...Jordan tells Jeff about the advice Shelly gave Rachel regarding her behavior in the house...they say that Jeff has to be careful the jokes he says around Rachel, she takes them the wrong way...Jeff says there is a certain way to handle her...Jordan says she didn't talk to Rachel much tonight because she didn't want to be up her butt like the others (that's what she wants Jordan!)...they go back to debating who to keep, Dom or Adam... Jeff points out that Dani was outside talking to Adam and then Adam went up to the HOH to talk so she obviously told him something but she's also friends with PT so she's doing "something" but he doesn't know what...hard to hear whispering...Jordan says Dani/Dom are going to be a couple...Jeff says that Adam still thinks their deal is good...Jordan says she likes Dom a lot but she doesn't know...Jeff says if they have Dom he'll take out B&R Adam doesn't have the balls...he doesn't care who goes... Jordan tries to put her arm around Jeff but Jeff says to be careful of the mic...Jordan then puts her arm around Jeff's but that is not comfy...Jeff puts his arm on Jordan and squeezes his hand signalling he wants her to hold/scratch it...she does briefly...chit chat and then they say they miss the HOH room, the dark, the big bed...Jeff says they're back in the ghetto... They talk about DR's and then Jeff asks what Julie asked her on the live show...Jordan starts telling him and of course palm trees...feeds return with Jordan explaining how she answered the marriage and babies question, she explains it word for word and then asks Jeff "was that a good way?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's HMMM lol Jeff asks if she was fun?...Jordan says yeah...Jordan brings up the subject again and says "you know how you said we're going to stay here 5 days or something?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's....Jordan says "we need to sit down and talk about you know...where we're going"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "I didn't mean it like break up"...Jeff says "I didn't take it like that"...SILENCE...Jordan asks "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff says "nothing, why?"...Jordan says "was just wondering" Jordan asks what Jeff thought about the eviction tonight?...Jeff says he wishes she got one vote...Jordan says everyone was scared and it was nice everyone got a chance to say goodbye...Jeff doesn't understand why Rachel was the last person by the door...feeds switch... Candy room love 5 - 5:30 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room talking with Brendon and Porsche...Jeff says he wants to go outside, he asks Jordan "you wanna go outside love ♥ ? or you gonna take a nap?" Jordan gets ready to take a nap...palm trees...her and Porsche chit chat and Porsche leaves...Jordan seems pensive...Jeff comes back Jordan says she thought he was going outside?...Jeff says he is, what is she thinking about?...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff says "don't get frustrated in here"...Jordan holds her arms out for a hug...Jeff high fives her instead Jordan says thanks. Jeff says "I love how you always hug me when I walk away"...Jordan says "well, you're leaving"...Jeff says "love you" and Jordan says "love you too!" Jeff stands at the door and says "I'm gonna miss you while I'm gone"...Jordan giggles saying shut up...Jeff says "love ♥ say something nice"... Jordan giggles again, Jeff laughs and leaves… Candy room to the purple room 5:22 - 5:25 PM Jordan is in the candy room in bed...Jeff comes in and Jordan starts giggling...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan laughs saying Jeff came back to find her...Jeff says he came back to get his Aurora shirt...Jordan says "no, you didn't"...Jeff says yes he did, is she laughing at him? having a good time at his expense?...Jordan says he was outside...Jeff changes...Jordan asks why he's putting it on, is he working out?...Jeff says he'll represent then he'll work out...Jordan asks if her chest looks bad? is it too burnt? is that why he said that?...Jeff says Jordan doesn't use any lotion...Jordan says she does on her face but she'll put some on her chest Jeff sings and palm trees when they return Jeff and Jordan are leaving the room and decide to go into the purple room to hang out… Purple room cuteness - feet & toes 5:25 - 5:33 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the purple room to chill...Jeff grabs a snack to take with him...they get comfy with Jordan sitting opposite Jeff...Jeff takes off his hat and says "look at my hair"...Jordan says it's getting long, real long...Jordan grabs a blanket and asks if he wants some?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan tells Jeff to put his foot up, she then rubs his foot a little and Jeff with a surprised look on his face says "whoa" Jeff asks if Jordan is going to make fun of his toe?...Jordan says no, she won't say anything about it, she thinks it's fine, she asks what if she painted his toenails during him sleeping?...Jeff says that would be a fun trick...Jordan asks if he'd be mad?...Jeff says no... Jordan sighs and then comments on what Jeff is eating and says she's gonna work out tonight, she'll feel better...Jeff says he will too, he has too with the way he eats in there...Jordan says it feels forever ago that "what's his name" was in there (ED), it was just really cool to see someone else...Jeff says "it's over"... Jordan says she could take a nap...Jeff too...Jordan says it's hot out there...Jeff says it's nice...Jordan says the hammock would be in the shade, she'd fall asleep...they are quiet and keep looking across to each other and then Jeff waves at Jordan with his foot LOL Jordan giggles and says it looks like he's saying "hi"...Jeff keeps doing it and says that's what he's doing...Jeff makes that cutesy whiny voice and then Jordan imitates him Jordan says "stop" with his feet...Jeff starts doing feet tricks and asks how many she can do with her feet?...they giggle...Jordan wants Jeff to move his pinky toe "hi"...Jeff says it's weird that he can move them like that, can she move her pinky? LOL Jordan says the back side of Jeff's toes, his big toe goes like this and that around, it's so big, it's fat like a pan (thought she wasn't going to make fun of them?? ) Jeff says it's his big toe!...Jordan says to look at hers, is it weird?...Jeff sees something in his toes and asks Jordan what it is?...Jordan eww's saying she's not going in there, it looks like dirt...Jeff says it might be dirt, who knows...Jordan asks what hers look like from the back?...Jeff says "they're little" Jordan asks if they look normal?...Jeff giggles and says her two middle ones are like...Jordan says "separated?"...Jeff says no, they're big but then asks if she's seen webbed toes?...Jordan asks what that is?...Jeff explains what they are and says he's seen people like that...Adam walks by and they say hi and engage him...Jordan whispers to Jeff asking if Adam & Dom are going up?...Jeff talks about the fortune teller to hide that they're whispering game...Jeff whispers what?...Jordan whispers again and Jeff signals to hold on (until Adam leaves) and then he nods yes... Jeff asks if Jordan thinks the fortune teller will ever talk?...Jordan says no...Jeff thinks she will (yep!)...they talk about her earrings again LOL...more game whispering...Jeff doesn't like it, he asks Jordan to come over near him or rather he'll go near her so he does but then decides to go pee and check to make sure Adam is in the shower... Purple room cuteness - Hoff talk 5:35 - 5:45 PM Jeff returns to the purple room and joins Jordan...they immediately start talking game...they talk about Lawon and what he said he would do if he gets nominated...they talk about Rachel and who she wants in jury...more Kalia and Lawon talk... Jordan asks what day it is? 19? 20?...Jeff says 20, David Hasselhoff came on the 20 Jeff asks what day did ED leave?...Jordan says 6, they need to practice days...Jeff says they need to go over them...they jedi drill a little (already? lol)...they flirt a little with Jordan scratching Jeff's leg and then scratching his hair and face...Jeff likes it Jordan asks what Jeff meant today when he said "why do you talk?"...Jeff says he thought she was talking too loud, he didn't know if anyone knew the clues when he whispered to her "I don't know any soap operas" and Jordan said "I don't watch soap operas!" Jordan says "I wasn't loud"...Jeff repeats that he whispered "I don't know anybody from a soap opera" and Jordan said (loudly) "I don't watch soap operas either" oops!...Jeff says he thought why does she need to scream things out?...Jordan smiles and doesn't say anything...Jeff says "you knew what I meant, don't pretend like you didn't"...Jordan says "I did, I was just asking"...Jeff says "I know you did cuz I could see it in your face"...Jordan smiles big Jordan says "you know what I could eat right now?"...Jeff says "an ostrich burger" Jordan says "Chic-fil-A" and for Jeff it would be a "Beef" LOL Jeff says he could take down a beef...Jordan says "with jardiniere"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says those beef's are good with Coke, a coca-cola with fries, mmm, it just tastes better with it, at Taco Bell she gets a Mountain Dew, does Jeff like Taco Bell, she never hears him talk about it?...Jeff says he doesn't go to those fast food places...Jordan says except for that one night they were being fatties and they went to the McDonalds drive-thru and got those sundaes...Jeff says he'll get that sometimes, he'll go there once in awhile when he has a super big...Jordan says "sweet tooth?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says that time he couldn't even have a chocolate one because it was Lent, he gave up chocolate...Jeff says she gave him strawberries...Jordan says it was still good right?...Jeff says yeah but then they went again and Peyton went to get it and Jeff paid for everybody and he got him extra...palm trees When feeds return they are giggling about Peyton and then say he must be into BB...Jeff says first of all Peyton won't even know who David Hasselhoff is...Jordan says yeah, he will, from Baywatch, they used to watch it all the time...Jeff can't wait to see that on TV because Jordan literally guessed it 2 minutes after LOL Jordan says it was a first guess...Jeff says it's so random!...Jordan says "I am random" Jeff says he knows but it's just so "how in the world?"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says they had to be dying back there (DR), when Jordan rang the bell coming in they probably thought, I can't wait to see what this is gonna be LOL...Jordan says that then she went in there and said it and they probably thought "what?"...Jeff says him too, she ruined the whole day Jordan says even Jeff said to her, her first choice and made it seem so bad and she said at least she didn't say Michael Jackson...Jeff says he didn't say to not say it but if it was just one guess he would have told her no way, don't say that just because of her reasoning, the bay soap thing didn't even make sense...Jordan says it made sense to her, it was a good guess (hell yeah!)...Jeff says "my God it was so funny"... Purple room cuteness - get in there/tattoos/hair rub 5:45 - 6:02 PM Cuteness continues in the purple room...Jordan looks at Jeff's shorts and says "love ♥ you got chocolate or something"...Jeff says he knows, it's on his pants (?) from the dessert he ate, what is he? 4 years old?...Jordan asks if Jeff had those (shorts) last time, she likes them?...Jeff mmm, hmm's, he was just telling "them" that he wore these during the money thing, remember he was stuffing them full...Jordan says "oh yeah"...Jeff says he wore this (his Aurora shirt) every single show...Jordan says "to represent?"...Jeff says "to represent his nation"...Jordan smiles at Jeff wanting to snuggle Jordan says "let me get in there"...Jeff says "get, go ahead" (Unbelievably Jordan is a little hesitant (they must have REALLY had a big talk about no PDA LOL)...she finally does...Jeff smiles and says "get in there"...Jordan digs her head into Jeff's armpit...Jeff says he didn't put on any deodorant today, he's smelly...Jeff again says "get in there"... After about 4 seconds LOL (more like 15), Jordan sits up and Jeff pinches her side...Jordan mmm, mmm's...Jeff knowingly smiles… Jordan pinches Jeff and he adjusts, he asks her if she wants to get in?...Jordan says no, it's fine...they knowingly giggle...Jordan blushes...Jeff changes the subject asking if the earrings Jordan is wearing are the ones that hurt her?...Jordan says she hasn't worn them in a day so they're not bothering her...Jeff asks if she wore them for David Hasselhoff?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff asks how long they're going to say that, how long is that joke going to go on? probably for a long time? even after they get out of there... Jordan is holding Jeff's hand and asks how he got cut?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan compliments Jeff on his nice nails, they're nice for a man, they're not dirty and they're short, they're nice...Jeff says there's no manual labor in there... Jeff says all he does is think about food in there and he's not even hungry...Jordan says it's because he's bored, don't eat...Jeff says he'd go for some tacos...Jordan says she's not hungry at all...they agree they need to avoid the kitchen...they talk about what food is left...Jeff changes positions to lay on his tummy...Jordan says that Jeff is going to ask to scratch his back...Jeff says he just wanted to lay down...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's arm/shoulder... Jordan asks what if Jeff got a big tattoo from here to there (on his arm)...Jeff says "saying what?"...Jordan doesn't know but if Jeff had to get a big tattoo, which she doesn't like, but if he had to what would it be?...Jeff doesn't know, he'd have to think about it...Jordan asks about his sun tattoo, he got it on spring break, did he think about it?...Jeff says not really, when he saw it he thought he'd get it...Jordan asks who was with him?...Jeff says "Melendez"...palm trees... Jeff says he'd get a palm tree, the water, like a beach theme with some crazy tribal stuff...Jordan says "on your arm?"...Jeff says they're just playing fantasy, for her not to judge him , he'd get some kind of mural with colors and a palm tree and water, a big one... I'm envisioning one of those old velvet paintings my eccentric aunt used to hang over her living room couch LOL Jordan says he knew a guy from high school that did his last name from here to there (across his back)...Jeff says if he had tattoos everywhere it'd be on his neck...Jordan says she remembers him saying that...Jeff thinks it's cool... Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says "you don't want tattoos or anything?"...Jordan says she used to want one 3 years ago on her foot and then when she was younger she used to want one on her side...Jeff says that's a cool spot too...Jordan says she thought about how when she's older she would think it's ugly, if she had kids, pregnant, it would get stretched out, she saw a girl at the pool that had one, she had that style, some girls can make it look really cute...Jeff says you have to have that look... Jordan keeps rubbing and asks if Jeff likes tattoos on girls?...Jeff says it depends...Jordan doesn't think a sleeve on girls is cute...Jeff says that's not his style...Jordan asks if Jeff can picture her with one?...Jeff says a butterfly on her foot, something small, just so she could say she got one...Jordan says she would want it so it couldn't be seen, she then mentions a girl at work that has stars behind her ear...Jeff says he thinks Dani has something written back there... Jordan mentions a girl that has tattoos on her inner lip...Jeff asks if she's "straight-edge?"...Jordan says no, she's cute...Jeff explains they don't do drugs, drink or smoke...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff says nevermind... Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair again, she moves into a better position...Jeff says it's relaxi taxi...Jordan says he's drawing pictures on her back tonight...Jeff says "deal"...Jordan says after all this when they both get home and whenever Jeff comes to Charlotte, she'll make an appointment for Jeff to cut his hair again...Jeff says mmm, kay...Jeff gets a pillow to put under his head and Jordan continues rubbing in silence for about another 5 minutes, they both seem to doze off...feeds switch... Metal room squeeze 8:09 - 8:11 PM Jordan is laying in the middle bed in the metal room talking to Kalia...in between palm trees Jeff has sat down next to Jordan...Jordan is holding Jeff's arm...as Adam and Kalia chat about singing Jordan pats Jeff's calf and says "hey love"...she squeezes his arm and says "you look cute" Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says he does so shut up...Jeff says it's cuz he finally got ready for the day, it's 8 o'clock LOL Jordan says her and Kalia are going to do crunches on the HN beds...Jeff says to go do some and he leaves saying that he's going to see how many pieces of pizza he can eat… Jordan’s excited in the purple room 8:45 - 8:52 PM Jordan is sitting on the table...Jeff wanders over to Jordan and she hugs him and mmm's... Jeff asks if Jordan wants to go in the purple room?...Jordan does...they head to the purple room but not before Jordan, Kalia & Shelly have a laugh over the "Charlie bit me" home video...the feeds switch over to them after a minute...Jordan is saying Jeff is so mean, he was saying something about the pizza she ate, she likes to eat, that was a stone...she bends over and kisses him anyway Jordan is all lovey dovey, she kisses Jeff and makes funny noises...Jeff says "what's wrong with you? did you eat some jelly beans?"...Jeff asks why Jordan is making that face for? what is she excited about?...Jordan says Jeff is talking to her like she's a heifer LOL Jeff says he's not, something is cranking her up...Jordan says "cuz you're here"...Jeff says he's been here, she makes it seem like he leaves...Jordan snuggles into Jeff's neck and face and makes those funny noises again...Jeff starts tapping her on the head...Jordan lets go her grip and sits over to the side of Jeff...Dom walks by and Jordan says "Dom"...Jordan notices that Jeff has fur & hair in his toes (?? LOL) ...Dom comes in to join them, he even closes the door which prompts Jeff to say he wants to have a serious talk...they start talking game until Dani interrupts them... Purple room chat - butt washing 8:52 - 9 PM Dani joins Jeff, Jordan and Dom in the purple room essentially breaking up the game convo they were having...Dani sits down and Jeff and Jordan get comfy on their side...Jordan asks if Jeff cares that she leans back?...Jeff says "get right here" and pinches Jordan's butt...they start talking fake game...Jordan sits up again... Kalia knocks and they banter over doling out the wine...when Kalia leaves Jordan starts getting flirty with Jeff again, she says she's getting in there (armpit)...she turns her head towards it and makes a funny noise...Jeff says "relax"... They continue chatting about the alcohol situation in the house and Kalia and Lawon join...Dom leaves...Jordan says she's leery of the camera in the shower, she doesn't want them seeing her washing her butt...Jeff says doesn't everyone wash their butt?...Jordan says "but yeah, I'm like all up in there" LOL Where would you be on a Friday night? - purple room talk 9:56 - 10:23 PM Feeds switch back to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are still talking to Kalia...they're talking about the Veto comp...Kalia is rambling and Jordan is rubbing Jeff's head...Lawon joins and engages Kalia...Adam asks if he can come in...Jeff jokes around with him and Jordan say it's ok...Adam jumps on the bed...Jeff says Adam loves jumping in there...Lawon starts talking about how he'd be at a club on a Friday night doing the electric slide and the cuban shuffle...Adam asks Jeff where would Jeff be on a regular Friday July 22nd?... Jeff says "I would be...in here" 😂 Jordan says "JEFFF!"...Jeff smiles...Kalia says "true story"...Adam says he'd be on his way to Toronto...Jeff says he goes every Friday, he'd be at his buddy's restaurant or his buddy's garage...Jeff asks what they would do if they were in Charlotte...Jordan says they'd be at Hickory Tavern...Adam says he'd be at a metal festival in Toronto...Jordan says she was telling Kalia about how on a Friday she'd be probably calling Jeff telling him she was going to bed because she'd be opening up the salon...Adam says it's 1am there now...Jordan says she'd definitely be in bed cuz she has to get up to work, she works every Saturday... They keep chatting with Adam and Kalia about a TV show...Jeff starts getting sleepy while getting rubbed by Jordan...Adam gives a shoutout to Farrah @ 10:10, their anniversary date...Jeff notices a nicotine patch on Adam's foot...Jeff asks if it works?...Adam says it's still a habit but he's not jonesing for a smoke...they talk about Mike Jones...Kalia leaves...Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's head...Adam wishes he had a margarita party over meeing the Hoff...Jeff says no way, meeting the Hoff was better... Jordan puts her hand down on Jeff's and Jeff lifts it up signalling he wants more hair rubbing, it's relaxing...Jordan wonders where everyone is?...Adam says who cares, they're there, the party people as Jeff is falling asleep...Jeff says it's because Jordan's scratching his hair...Adam loves a head rub...Adam asks if Vit Tan Don would be at the restaurant on Friday night?...Jeff says no, he might have a DJ gig with his chick or he's going downtown with his chick and his friends...Jordan asks if Vit is still with her?...Jeff says yes...Jordan aww's... Adam says he really noticed Jeff's accent when he said "downtown"..Jordan says when Jeff gets going or if he gets mad you can hear it more strongly, like "noo" or "my Ma", she likes when it says that or when he gets mad, raising his voice it comes through...Jordan asks if Adam hangs out at Jersey Shore...Adam says he used to, what you see on TV is true...they talk a bit more about JS...Jeff is sleeping...Jordan talks about a bachelorette party at a place called Fish in Charleston...more talk about Charleston and places they've been in the Carolinas... Jordan tells Jeff not to fall asleep because he won't be able to sleep tonight...Jeff says good...Adam says they're back downstairs with the rest of the peasants...Jordan says she likes it down there but likes it up there to get away...Adam says he needs to win an HOH, he wants the full BB experience...Jordan continues rubbing Jeff off and on...they talk about the HOH comp questions...Adam says it's totally different being a fan and being in the show, he wouldn't trade this experience for nothing...Jeff pipes up "true dat";) They start whispering game and then Jordan says maybe they should go upstairs...they decide to go and crash the metal room party...Jordan gives Jeff a little pinch before they head out... JeJo metal room - Jeff lays near Jordan 10:45 PM Most of the HG's are all sitting in the metal room chatting about their "Bizarro" personas...Jeff comes out of the bathroom and heads to the rooms...he goes into the candy room and then goes back into the metal room and heads to where Jordan is laying, he lays down next to her...Jordan rubs his neck and hair...Jordan then signals she'll move for him...Jeff says he's good Metal room cuteness 10:47 - 11:01 PM The HG's all sit around the metal room talking about their bizarro selves and various other things...Jeff goes to lay near Jordan and cuteness ensues...he lays his head on her butt and Jordan rubs Jeff's hair. 10:48pm Cam 1 10:49:23 pm Cam 1 Jeff lays his head on Jordan's butt/Jordan rubs Jeff's head and neck 10:52pm Cam 3 Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's hair 10:53pm Cam 1 Close up of Jeff and Jordan 10:53:52pm Cam 1 another close up of Jordan rubbing Jeff's face/head and then switches to Cam 3 primarily on and off for some time 10:58:50pm Cam 1 Jordan rubs Jeff again 11:00pm Cam 1 Jordan sits up 11:00:45pm Cam 4 Jordan rubs again, they talk about David Hasselhoff OMG! You love me today 11:13 PM Jeff is sitting on the kitchen table chatting with the other HG's...Jordan is finishing up dishes, puts something in the trash and heads over to Jeff, she sits in between his legs and Jeff wraps his arms around Jordan's head saying "love, you love me today" ♥ They continue chatting about TV shows while Jordan rubs her mouth against Jeff's arm...she gets up after a little bit and chatter continues... Big Jeff likes his space in bed 11:15 - 11:18 PM Jeff comes into the metal room where Kalia and Shelly are talking about sleeping arrangements and weird phobias...Kalia says that tonight she wants to sleep in the middle between Jeff and Jordan...Jeff says "mmm, that's not gonna work" Kalia says it's good practice for when they're married and have kids sleeping with them...Shelly walks off saying when you hear the pitter patter of the kids you run them back (to bed)...Jeff says that their bed is going to perhaps be as big as all of these together (demonstates how big)...Kalia says like Shaquille O'Neal?... Jeff says "that's what I, she already knows, I'm going to get the biggest jumbo bed they have on the market because when I sleep, Big Jeff likes his space"...Kalia says she's heard, she's aware...then Kalia says she's heard the 50/50 no it's 60/40, I draw pictures on your back convo... Kalia starts complaining about the hair near her bed...Jeff asks when she became a hairophobe?...she says she's always been, she wonders whose hair it is?...Jeff says that Dick slept there...Kalia asks how she got kicked out of her bed and Dani has hers?...Jeff says they were going to be kicked out of theirs...more sleeping arrangement talk with Porsche and then Jeff leaves... LR kiss & E.T. chat 11:20 - 11:23 PM Feeds switch quickly to JeJo who are in the LR...Jeff is laying on Jordan's lap and Jeff is talking about her scratching him more...Jordan is brushing her face/hair against Jeff's face and she kisses him... Jeff says "who's in that basket E.T?" ...FISH...Jordan has gotten up and is talking about E.T (the movie)...FISH...Jeff says "Drew Barrymore, that's crazy"...Jordan says she knows, wasn't she cute?...Jordan has walked away but Jeff giggles to himself...Jordan please go to the DR...Jeff says "Johrdan"...Dani and Jeff chat about hoping there will be a card on the DR chair everytime they go in there (a la Coup D'Etat)...Jordan walks by doing her E.T. imitation...Jeff says it makes him sad and happy at the same time...Jordan says "E.T. phone home"...Jeff asks how Jordan thinks E.T. is doing? good? LOL

September 4 JeJo’s long distance relationship 12:55 - 1 AM Jordan and Kalia are outside talking...Kalia is talking about being in a sorority...Jordan says one thing she wishes is that she went to college when she was younger...Kalia asks why she didn't go?...Jordan says she didn't really have the grades, when she was out of high school and everyone else is out of college she thought to herself that by the time she gets there and transfer she'll be 20, everyone will know each other and have friends and she'd be the person that doesn't know anybody, she thought it would be too late so she never bothered, she wishes she would have, she probably would've failed out though..Kalia says why would she say that?...Jordan says she would have liked the social aspect, she'd get caught up in it...Kalia says she could get tutors, she'd just have to hunker down and get it done, same as how now she'll go back and do the dental program, she'll have to work hard to get that done... Jordan says that's true, after there, that's exactly what she's going to have to get done, go home and get all that done, get focused, Jeff wanted to do this and they don't see each other all the time so they figured it would be something good for them to do as a couple just one last time because they have to figure out what to do, they have to do something, they can't do long distance forever... Kalia says no, well, you can't but...she then says she was in a LD relationship too that ended but with them...Jordan says "no, we make it work"...Kalia says "not only that but...it seems like...it seems like you both have things in place that will, ok, we're working on the individual things that need to be done so that we can collectively ykwim? and you're still young, I mean I know Jeff's older than you but you're still super young"... Jordan says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but what she loves, loves, loves about Jeff is he is not a jealous person at all and she's not jealous either so that's good because if you did LD and were jealous that would be really bad... Jordan says "I will be like, ok, I'm going out with my friends or something and I don't go out that much but he'll always be like, ok, go have fun, call me whenever you get home, he's not that guy that keeps calling the phone and the same with him, if he goes, I'll do the same, I'll be alright, have fun, call me later and sometimes if I say it too fast he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, you don't wanna talk?" Jordan says normally he'll do that to her, saying he's gotta go and she'll be ok but that's one thing that's perfect because they're buddies besides "that" so it's not like "aww baby", that mushy mushy stuff, he trusts her and she trusts him... Jordan says he always jokes around, Kalia knows his personality, he's like "y'all don't be whores" Jordan says everytime she cracks up, one time he said it in front of someone who she can't remember and they looked at him funny and he said she knows what I mean...Jordan says if he misses her he'll say "I wanna drown you right now" and she'll say that's so sweet or he'll say "yeah, I really could, I wanna smash your face in something" LOL these two! I wish Jeff was here 7:43 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the kitchen talking while snacking...Jordan asks Rachel is she can have some of her brown rice?...Rachel says yeah...Jordan asks if she's sure?...Rachel says of course...Jordan doesn't want to be annoying...Rachel asks what she's talking about? she's so silly, she used to drive Jeff crazy asking him to have some of his food, she'd ask him after he'd spend 2 hours making it and he'd say there's not even enough left now (it's true, it did drive him crazy LOL) Jordan screeches "I wish he was here!"...Rachel giggles at her cuteness...Jordan says "I think it's because I didn't have time"...Rachels says "it's weird cuz you didn't say goodbye"...Jordan says "yeah he was like 'bye love, love you'", she was too busy, startled, thinking what is going on?...Rachel says she can't believe Shelly came up to Jordan right after to give her a hug...Jordan says "I was like, get away from me" (no kidding! ) Jordan says when Kalia gets in jury there's going to be an argument...Rachel says for sure, there will be some words and omg Jeff...giggle, giggle...Jordan says "I know"...Rachel says "and Brendon"...Jordan says Brendon is just going to be the calm one backing up Jeff and Jeff will be bluhbluhbluhbluhbluh (hard to transcribe LOL) Rachel says "I wonder what Shelly's going to say?"...Jordan says "I know...she's going to end up hating us"...Rachel says "who cares, I will never talk to her regardless and I don't mean that in a mean way, obviously if she hit me up on twitter or facebook or something and was like hey!, I would be like hey! hope you're doing great, but she's not someone I would go out of my way to keep in touch with...I don't care how she played the game or if it was just a game or whatever"...they talk about people Rachel kept in touch with… Sweet JeJo fansite shoutout from Jordan 7:48 - 7:53 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting in the kitchen while snacking...Jordan is talking about what it was like to come into the BB house with Jeff last summer as hosts for the POV comp...Jordan says that anytime the BB12 cast would say anything about her, people would Twitter her saying Rachel said this about you last night...Rachels says that's crazy, so people know about old houseguests... Jordan says that all the people from JeJo fansite, they're all so sweet, idk, they got your back, they really look out for you and they're really nice people...(if) they say real mean stuff, they stick up for you and they always have nice stuff to say, those are the people that helped me see Jeff to Italy...Rachel says wow, really?...Jordan says when he went on ATW...Rachel says "oh they sent you to Italy?"...Jordan says "yeah, all of them helped me, it was SUPER, super, nice"...Rachel says that is really cool, she didn't know that, aww, that's awesome... Jordan says they all got together, she thinks, they always got in contact with Jeff but she's almost positive that all of them from the site chipped in for them to go to the Carrie Underwood, if not all of them then one person, she can't remember, it was supposed to be a surprise, they're just so nice, when she was taking anatomy and needed help people sent her stuff to help with that, really nice generous stuff or they're write her inspirational things...they go outside...Jordan says she doesn't know, they're just nice people...Rachel tells Jordan about stuff they sent her and Brendon, they've done so much for them... Jordan says that those people helped out Jeff with ATWFF too, it's really nice because you don't think that outside of there people would do that or care but these people are so nice because they feel like they know you and are willing to help you, it's cool to see people that want to help you and see you do good… JeJo’s connection on BB 9:07 PM Feeds return from the control room just after the 9:07pm mark...Jordan is talking to Adam about her previous relationship of 2 years, they broke up, they didn't talk for awhile and he was dating someone else and then they started talking again, she found out she was going on BB (first time) and she has never talked to him since, so it was kind of like they were starting to get back together but she left for the show and things happened (umm, never heard that before, revisionist history maybe? ) Jordan says "I didn't think coming in here that I would ever meet anybody, I thought I would just come on here and hang out with people, wasn't even looking for anything at all, just coming on here for fun...and then meeting Jeff was awesome cuz he was like my best friend here, it was kind of like that connection when you know for sure, in this house, even though I didn't know him outside this house, I knew just from like 2 weeks of being with him that I could trust him 100% with everything and it was just like that, you know, just like that connection" Embarrassing story 10:05 PM Jordan, Kalia, Rachel & Porsche are outside talking on the couches in the BY...they are sharing drinking stories...Jordan tells them about the time just after BB when Jeff was in town for a baby shower and wedding, they were going down some stairs by a group of people that were outside a club, Jordan was wearing high heels, she can't walk in heels, meanwhile they were her Jessica Simpson heels, they know how high they are, Jeff was holding her hand helping her get down, she turned her foot and fell down on her butt and slid down the stairs, in a dress, she looked up and everybody at the club was pointing and laughing, it was so embarrassing, Jeff grabbed her, told her to get up and walked her away from there, he said she was so embarrassing, it was terrible and her leg was all scraped up, it was funny.

August 6 Jordan says nice things about Jeff 1:40-1:47am https://youtu.be/pZ2mnVtoOcU Feeds switch to JeJo with Jeff saying to Jordan "aww that's nice" (they are laying head to toe facing each other in Jeff's bed in the RR)...Jordan says "I don't"(?)...Jeff says "that's the first nice thing you've said to me since we've been here"...Jordan says "yeah right"... Jeff giggles...Jordan says "I say a lot of good things about you"...Jeff mumbles "nah"... Jordan says "you do, you're like my best friend in this house, you're my only friend in this house that I can really trust, I told you, you're like the guy version of me"...Jeff says "I know it Jordan"...Jordan says "you just, I just get along with you, you just like click, I think we're a lot alike that's why...I think we are"... ...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says Jeff is kind of laid back and so is she in a way, she asks if Jeff thinks she is?...Jeff mmm's Jordan says "and you're positive, you're not negative and you're nice and I don't know, you're not cocky, you're not, you don't think about just yourself" 😊 Jeff says "mmm, thanks Jordan, that's...what's up? these are all nice things, I love it" Jordan says at first when she saw Jeff she would have thought he was arrogant, cocky, just liked to look at himself, things like that...Jeff says she said that already, when she first saw him she thought that...Jordan says well don't you automatically think that? but then too, you see someone and think oh, they're nice looking but then whenever you get to know them, like if Jeff was how he looks now (she admits he's nice looking ;)) but he had a bad personality...Jeff says "you look ugly"...Jordan says "you would be ugly to me"...Jeff says "that's how we're the same" 😊 Jordan says she worked with some guys who she wouldn't normally date (because of their looks) but once you get to know them they're so funny, they turn so cute to her, it's funny how that works...Jeff says he's the same with girls, they could be smoking hot but if they have no personality they're ugly to him, he doesn't like them...Jordan says she always tells her mom that, looks help but it's not everything...Jeff says you tell that to people but they don't believe you...Jordan says her sister dated a guy who wasn't cute at all, she wondered how he would get these pretty girls but he has the best personality, he's so funny and he always has a comeback for everything (hmm, sounds familiar...) and that's why he gets the girls he does... Jordan says a lot of girls that are really pretty are high maintenance and think they're all that...Jeff says he knows exactly what she means, he's the same way...Jordan says she has hung out with cute guys where their personalities sucked, she hates guys that are manwhores, always out to get some booger...Jeff says "to crush some ass?"...Jordan says she doesn't like that, yeah, that's such a turnoff to her...Jordan starts explaining that there was a guy she went out with months ago and he was someone that she could see herself with (I think she was going to talk about the guy that she said she would only want to be with years down the road so she didn't want to date him now)...feeds go to control room... Feeds return shortly after with Jordan saying "you see what I'm saying?"...Jeff says he sees what she is saying and he thinks she will be fine, don't worry so much...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says he forgot who he was talking to...Jordan asks "why didn't you umm"...Jeff says "ai ai ai"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "why didn't I what?"...Jordan asks if he wants to talk about something else?...Jeff says no, what did she say?...Jordan says she doesn't know if she's asked this question before but why didn't he want to get married when he dated someone for 9/8 years? (I would like to know that one too! LOL) Jeff says he was young and he wanted to do other things, he wasn't doing what he ultimately wanted to do and he needed to get him stable before he could worry about getting someone else stable...Jordan says mmm, hmm, true...Jeff says he wasn't sure who he was, let alone start a family and raise a kid without knowing who he was and who he was marrying... Jordan asks if any of Jeff's friends got married too early just because of pressure to hurry and get married because their time is running, she feels her sister is like that...Jeff says 3 close friends of his are married, that's it, they're all happy so they waited for the right time and one other buddy is engaged, he's happy...Jordan says if you wait later it's better, if she got married at her age she'd be divorced by the time she was 28 just because you want different things as you get older...just when the conversation is getting good Michele walks in and the topic changes GRRR Jeff asks "Are you gonna be my wife?" 1:47-1:55am Convo continues with Michele in the room now...they talk about what is going on outside with Russell and Chima...Jeff says Russell is trying to mend things...Jordan says she made pancakes this morning...Jeff grinds his teeth saying she didn't make him any pancakes?...Jordan says she was up at 6, her pancakes were doughy...Jeff says he wants to make some, he gets a taste for them every so often, he wants to make banana ones...Jordan says she'll throw up...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says cuz...Jeff says she just ate a banana...Jordan says she can eat them but anything banana-y like banana pudding, she'll throw up...Jeff loves bananas (big surprise! LOL)... Jeff says he'll make them and she doesn't have to eat them...Jordan says ok, fine...Jeff says if he wants to be nice he could make hers first than make his...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he's always thinking of Jordan and she's always thinking about herself, at the exact same time Jeff says this Jordan is asking Michele if she's feeling ok which completely destroys his point LOL!! Michele mumbles she is fine...Jordan says she didn't hear her...Jeff says they've established that Michele is a mumbler like his old roommate named Jordan (last name)...Jeff mimics how he mumbled all the time and drove Jeff nuts 😝 Jordan says Michele does do that, sometimes she has no idea what she says but agrees just to go along with it...Jeff says he thought he was going deaf around her, some people are just low talkers just like his old roommate...Jordan says Michele mumbles...Jeff says he's just a loud person in general...Jordan says she is too... Jordan giggles to herself and says "Jeff"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "you're funny...you're just funny"...Jeff says he missed what he was funny about, he loves her compliments, it's nice, he's got to remember this day 😊...they wonder what day it is...they think it's the 4th or 5th because Jeff's brother's bday was the 2nd...Jordan says Jeff didn't say anything...Jeff says he did but he didn't address the camera, he hates when people do that...Jordan says "when Casey would?"...Jeff says Laura too, all the time, BB won't play that. Michele says that Jeff and Jordan have been getting DR love, she hasn't...Jeff says she doesn't even know why (because they've been asking them about their make out sesh)...Jordan says "wizards!" and they share a knowing look and smile... Jordan suddenly says "will you rub my feet?"...Jeff says "rub your moist, warm feet?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Michele says she will do it...Jordan says "aww, see, she's nice"...Jeff says "there's all Vaseline in there and stuff"...Jordan goes to take her sock off saying "no"...Jeff says "don't you dare take that off"...Jordan says "no, it's rubbed in, feel"...Jeff gets grossed out saying "Jordan!"...Jordan says "it's rubbed in! Jeff, touch!"...Jeff says "I don't like feet that much alright"...Jordan says "I know, my feet aren't gross, they're coming from me so stop"...as Jeff pokes at Jordan's feet he says "what does that mean?"...Jordan says "that you shouldn't get grossed out cuz they're my feet"...Jeff mumbles "are you my, are you (gonna be) my wife?" (YES SHE IS JEFF! 👰🏼‍♀️) Jordan says "no, I'm your BFF"🙄 ...Jeff says he and his buddies all lay around rubbing each other's feet...Jordan says she's a girl...Jeff says "Mimmo, rub my feet"...Jordan says "I'm a girl Jeff"...Jeff says isn't he doing it?...Jordan says "I'm your girl BFF"...Jeff gives up, throwing her sock on the floor...Jordan arghs, she puts her sock back on...Jeff says he'd rather have no sock on...Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to rub them anymore...Jeff grabs her foot and says "oh stop", he takes off her sock and flings it on the floor again saying "this sock is filthy and it's making me want to throw up"... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she was just saying nice things and she flipped her switch...Jeff says he's rubbing her feet so relax...feeds switch out… Jeff thinks Jordan is smart 2:05-2:52am The feeds come back to JeJo and Kevin in the RR...the lights are now on...they are talking game saying that they won't nominate each other if they win HOH...Jordan leaves because she forgot something wet in the bathroom...Kevin and Jeff talk about the messages they got, they've already forgotten them LOL, they talk about what the HOH comp might be, Jeff says it's going to be interesting to see if Ronnie is the wizard (haha), who will win HOH, etc, it will be a nail biter week for sure...Jordan returns...they continue talking Ronnie and game... Jeff says he's a bastard, he won't forget what he did to them...they all feel like something weird is in the air...Jeff gets up and leaves...Jordan and Kevin now talk game...they confirm they are still doing the plan with the majority/minority...Jordan says she didn't know for sure...Kevin says Jeff knows, ask him about it...Kevin says he can't wait to be done being a HN, he has one more night...Jeff comes back, so does Lydia...Kevin asks if Jeff told Jordan about the majority/minority plan?...Jeff seems confused...Lydia changes the subject saying that Chima called her a whore and admitted to calling her and Jordan sluts...Jordan shrugs saying oh, well, that was the past... Jordan says nobody told her about the plan...Jeff realizes he never told her...Jordan says "thanks" 🤨...Jeff says it was because they only talked about it one time...they go over it...Lydia knows the plan...Jeff tells Jordan he's sorry he didn't tell her, he didn't think about it until after, they were discussing it before...Kevin comes back and they all go over what they will do in the HOH comp...B.B.A.B...Lydia says to think Big Brother Alliance Booyah...Jordan says they can tell by the clicks...Jeff says they have to tell Michele still...Jeff apologizes again to Jordan saying he didn't mean not to tell her he just forgot :) ... Jordan says she wants a letter from home but she feels if one of them wins they are good...Kevin thinks the messages might have to do with the POV comp...Jordan inches closer to Jeff who is laying behind her...Jordan says Ronnie was trying to get her and Jeff to talk with the other side to keep him there...Jeff asks Lydia if Russell and Chima are cool?...Lydia shakes her hand so-so, she says that Chima said she's not ready to accept his apology...Kevin says they're all up there Kumbayah and shit ... Jordan wonders what they're all scheming about?...Lydia says she has the four of them so she's good (safe)...Kevin says unless the wizard can block a vote...they go over what the mystery power might be? they go over fantastical scenarios ...Jeff moves forward to hear better and Jordan leans back into Jeff reaching out to put her arm behind him...they readjust...Jordan shuffles back more into Jeff and Jeff grabs her by the waist and gives her a cute, squeezing hug... They talk about the fight that happened earlier, how it really is like high school, so petty and juvenile...Jordan says all the messages were negative...they continue talking game and trying to stay positive despite worrying about the mystery power and Ronnie somehow not leaving tomorrow, they agree to stick to the plan...Kevin says he can't stand Ronnie plus he would never vote out Lydia...Jeff says Ronnie fu**ed him so, it's funny how the world balances out...Jordan says Ronnie wanted another chance but she thought no, she's wanted to cry so many times and leave... They go over the plan/pattern again, the HOH comp scenarios again...they laugh about Jeff forgetting Kevin's name during the homecoming comp...Jeff rubs Jordan's hand...Jordan is hungry...Kevin leaves...Jordan says aww, Kevin looks sad...Jeff says "cheer up buttercup"...Jordan tells Lydia to cheer up too...Lydia says she knows but you don't feel good until you hear you're staying...Jordan says Michele had her breakdown outside, she had hers weeks ago...Kevin comes back and says goodnight, he goes in the HN room...they talk more game...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg...Jordan thinks they still haven't told the wizard yet...Jeff doesn't think so either ...Lydia says they haven't, trust her ...they talk about how it will feel tomorrow waiting on the wizard to reveal themselves...Jordan says that if Ronnie was the wizard she would die!...Jeff asks what if he got picked (to go), would she cry?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she better shed some tears...Jordan says every week it's been one of her friends...Jeff says he knows, think positive. Kevin peeks into the room just to confirm the plan/pattern...they say true, true, false, true...yes, yes, no, yes...LOL...Kevin goes back to bed...they get silly with the acronyms and then Jeff tries to scissor kick Jordan's head, he misses and swats her instead...they laugh and Jeff gives her a big hug and neck kisses... Jeff says what if he gave her a "Marcia Brady" nose for the live show and then she got put up? he giggles and then says he's kidding, he can tell she's already getting nervous...more game talk and scenarios...Lydia leaves just after the 1:36am mark...Jeff lays down near Jordan's leg, he bites and kisses her leg...Jordan is nervous and jumpy, very concious of the cameras ...she leans forward saying she is nervous about tomorrow...Jeff says "don't be nervous"... Jeff says he misses laying down, falling asleep and then leaving, he says it's too bright in the RR...Jordan says to sleep on the raft...Jeff says when Ronnie leaves he's taking his bed but Russell will...Jordan says it's his old bed, to claim it...Jeff says if he does it will be like the original room...Jordan tells Lydia that (she's in the SS room with the door open)...Jordan says it seems like forever ago...Jeff says they left the last week of June...Jordan says it's already August, it's crazy...Jeff bites her leg again and Jordan pushes him off (nervous lol)...Jeff bites her arm and reaches for her belly...Jordan jumps...Jeff says "Jesus! relax"...Jordan says she thought he was going to give her a titty twist or something LOL More game talk regarding the messages they heard...Jordan says she is glad she talked to Russell...Jeff says why did she do that?...Jordan says it was about what she told Jessie and Natalie just so her back was covered, she was covering her tracks...Jeff says "ohhh, clever girl"...Jeff wondered why she was apologizing (to Russell)...Jeff tells Jordan that she is even smarter than even he thinks and he thinks she is smart...they talk more game for a bit...feeds cut out and return...Jordan says she should probably go to bed...Jeff says "scratch me" ☺️ Jordan shoves over in the bed and Jeff gets in, they lay down together for awhile whispering game...Jordan goes to sleep in the SS room with Lydia but before doing that she tells Jeff that he better help her out if Julie asks her a question about their first kiss...Jeff says he will tell her "we're in love"...Jordan says "you better not" cuz they have only known each other a month...Jeff says he'll say "well, we just got engaged"...Jordan says you wish! Ha! Jeff in his undies 3:37-4:06am Michele hides Ronnie's glasses and hat so Ronnie disrupts the whole house in the middle of the night to protest in the SS room. Natalie wakes Jeff up to tell him what's going on and Jeff gets up in his skin tight undies and the camera follows his every move. Of course Jordan walks out of the SS room at that very moment and gets the full view. ;) She says "ewww"...Jeff says "what do you mean ewww?" 🤣 @ the 4:05 am mark Jeff is wandering around in his undies, getting his stuff together to go sleep in the SS room so Ronnie can sleep in his bed...Natalie tells him he left a pillow on the ground (there is none)...Jeff shows off his sexy moves to the camera while pretending to lift a pillow. Jeff goes into the SS room to sleep...Chima yells out "oooh, Jeff sexy!"...Jordan starts laughing at his "short shorts"...she says "those things are so ugly!" Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Natalie says Jordan is crazy...Jordan says "Hanes". Chima is cracking up and then Ronnie says "this coming from the woman who wears granny panties" BURN! 😂 Chima says "she said Hanes"...Jordan says "oh man"...Chima says she thinks it's good looking and the feeds cut out... JeJo fear grandpa and the live show 10:07-10:11am Jeff and Jordan are talking about their make out session... https://youtu.be/qOOQus-z45g Jeff and Jordan are laying in the SS room...Jeff is on the far bed, Jordan is in the double bed...the feeds switch to them with Jordan saying "OMG they're probably going to bleep out Ronnie", she cracks up laughing...Jeff says "they're going to play that Barry White in the background" They kinda did and fake kissing noises LOL! Jordan cracks up some more...she says "omg, I'm going to have a lot of explaining to do"...Jeff says "to who? grandpa?"...Jordan screeches "my family! yes!"...Jeff dramatically says "Oh My God...so silly"...Jordan says "Jeff! oh my goodness"...Jeff says "big deal, it's not like we did it or anything on camera" 😉 Jordan says "but still, my fam, my grandpa, oh man...cuz we were in a bed and it was dark, oh my God, he's gonna be pissed"...Jeff says they won't know what time it was, say it was during the day. 😉 Jordan says "this is bad"...Jeff says "wait til they see"...Jordan says they're definitely going to say something to her and Jeff today, he has to sit beside her...Jeff says he has a feeling they might ask them, he's not kidding, he thought they might not yesterday, that's why he was joking around..Jordan says "oh my God"...Jordan tells Jeff to come over there...Jeff says "it's over...f**k, they're going to nail us on the live show"...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he's going to make it worse on the live show...Jordan says no he won't...Jeff says he's going to grab her boob...Jordan says "Jeff come over here"...Jeff says "to get some more footage?"...Jordan says they're not going to make out...Jeff says he will but he has to go pee, he leaves… Lets get it on/Say it was magical 10:21-10:35am (LOL Jeff actually sings "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye...too bad Hellataz didn't see this clip (?) or it would have been perfect as the intro to the Jeff's Got Game tribute) Jeff has moved to the big bed in the SS room to lay down with Jordan, he rolls over and cuddles her asking her..."wanna make out under the covers?" She says Jeff!! Jeff says "it's over now, we can do whatever we want" referring to the fact that they have crossed that bridge so what's stopping them now...Jordan says "no"...Jeff laughs and says what does she mean no?...Jordan says no again...Jeff says "it's on"...Jordan giggles saying Jeff...Jeff then sings "let's get it on" 🥰 They then discuss how their make out sesh is going to be edited/portrayed on the show, Jordan says she was asked about in the DR and she thought great, they were going to make it look like "you know" 😉...Jeff says "we're going to look like idiots"...Jordan giggles...Jordan asks if Jeff remembers Ollie and April from last season, did he like them?...Jeff says no, but they had sex in the house...Jordan isn't so sure...Jeff says that's what the word on the street is...Jordan says they never showed that on TV though...Jeff says they showed a little bit so they (J&J) might as well get that over with LOL... Jordan wonders if they are going to be seen as the annoying couple that are always together instead of them being individuals...Jeff says you wanna roll solo, go for it...Jordan says no, she just doesn't want to be shown like that, like they are up each others' butts...Jeff says where is he supposed to go, he would get the f**k away from the house if he could. Jordan says she described "it" in the DR as when an old man dies and the old woman is depressed because the old man has died and she mopes...Jeff doesn't understand why she's talking about old men dying...Jordan explains it's an analogy for Jeff being evicted...Jeff gets agitated that Jordan is always bringing his eviction up...he says "get outta here, you get your own soundbites"...Jordan says "Jeff! no!...don't even"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan screeches no! when Jeff rolls on top of her. Jordan says "not anymore"...Jeff says it's over Jordan, they can make out all the time now, by the pool, in the kitchen, in the shower...Jordan says no, she has family watching...Jeff says there is no turning back now, they're red hot. They giggle...Jeff says "this thing is just starting to sizzle" 😅 Jordan says Jeff feels skinny and she squeezes him. Russell comes in and walks out discussing where they're going to sleep tonight...Jordan says she doesn't want to start an argument about that...Jeff says they'll worry about it later, right now they have to worry about this kiss. :) Jordan says she needs to prepare herself, what should she say to the DR about them kissing? they're best friends... Jeff says to say it was magical. :D Jordan says no...Jeff says they better not ask anything...Jordan says it was corny... Lydia walks in, Jeff and Lydia banter a little...Lydia asks Jeff what are his emotions telling him?...Jeff says to grab Jordan's boobs ...Lydia says "wow, hey"...Jeff and Jordan banter about Jordan's mic poking Jeff not Jeff making his move...Jordan says she is stressing about the talk with the kiss...Lydia says "oh! snap!"...Jordan says they keep grilling them about it...Lydia says for once it ain't her...Jeff asks "who'd you kiss? Jessie?"...Lydia denies...Jeff says "yeah you did"...Jeff sings "this kiss, this kiss! incredible" 😋 Jeff asks "how was it? magical?" LOL ...Lydia says she did not kiss Jessie (liar!)...Jeff asks "how are you going to describe it Jordan if Julie asks you?"...Jordan says she's going to say it was terrible 😕 , she's kidding...Lydia says Jordan should say it was magical...Jeff laughs and says he told her so, he told her to say it was magical, like she was at Disneyland for the first time...except Ronnie was in the room blowing farts and it was like they were in sixth grade but other than that it was so romantic ...Jeff says it was kind of like they were playing spin the bottle...Jordan says if Jeff says that she's going to be so mad at him and then Jeff will say to not throw stones (at him)...Jeff says then they will start choking each other :) ...Jeff says he doesn't think they will ask, it's so silly but they're in a silly place... Lydia says if they ask her about the "Bermuda Triangle" then they will ask them...Jeff says that is way more obvious than them...Jeff says they'll just be like them when asked and says "duh, uh, duh"...Lydia leaving the room says "we'll see"...Jeff says "f**k that, he's quick on his feet"...Jeff giggles and says to Jordan "you're going to be thinking about that all day aren't you?"...silence from Jordan...Jeff imitates Jordan saying "Jeffff!"...Jordan starts talking about "the finals" and then feeds cut out... HOH lockdown 10:46-10:50am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpH4k3vHt8E Jeff & Jordan are in the cozy chair during the HOH lockdown. Jordan says she has to fart and so she does. :) Jeff asks if she fired one under there?...he says "Jordan!...c'mon it's gonna fu**ing reek under there"...Jordan says "Dutch oven! Dutch oven"...the others laugh...Russell says Jordan thinks it's funny when you fart...Jeff says he just doesn't want it to get hot under there...Jordan laughs saying she pooted, she says the hot ones are the smelly ones...Jeff looks at her adoringly... They talk about different farts and Jeff continues to look at Jordan...Jeff says the one Jordan is describing is the Thanksgiving kind...Jordan agrees saying it's like you ate too much gravy...they share some giggles... Jordan starts singing "girl you know it's true..." and pokes Jeff in his dimple...feeds cut out...Jordan says she gets excited with that song, she dances...with her mother...Russell says he thought she didn't dance...Jeff says she dances just like Michael (Jackson) LOL...Jordan says she just puts her hands up and dances to no beat, she can't shake it...Russell wonders wasn't she a cheerleader?...Jordan says in 7th grade and 8th grade...Jordan says she knows beats and stuff, some girls she cringes how they dance, she doesn't try too hard she just puts her hands in the air and looks stupid… Jeff’s undies/Jordan’s pink top 4:14-4:19pm https://youtu.be/5H74f58AjX4 Jeff, Russell, Michele & Kevin are in the RR prior to the live show...Jordan walks by just after the 4:14pm mark and Jeff says "hi Johhrdan"...Jordan says hi...Russell says Jordan is all dolled up and ready to go...Jordan sighs and says "God, I wish"...feeds go to fish briefly They return...Jeff is still laying on his bed, they're being generally quiet while others are milling about getting ready...Natalie says something about Jessie's underwear...Jessie is getting dressed...Natalie says "Jeff"...Jeff looks over at Jessie and says "same fu**ing underwear, what's the problem"...Natalie says she knows, did she ever complain?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff pulls down his pants a little and says "dude, they're the best". Natalie says to Jordan that she has a new person now (to bug about the underwear)...Jeff says "you got a problem with his underwear?"...Jordan says she was just laughing because all the guys she knows wear boxers...(Jeff checks out Jordan for the first time)...Natalie says not her, all the guys she knows wear them, her boyfriend wears Hanes, he doesn't have white though, he has grey...Jeff says to Jordan "it's cuz all your boyfriends are...they think they're gangsters, they probably wear them with their pants low and their boxers out"...Jordan says "not like that"...Jeff says "yeah sure, with their Air Force one's, don't even lie"...Jordan says "that's not bad looking" (umm it kinda is lol)... Feeds return...JeJo must have been bickering because Jeff says that BB is going to give him the power, they're going to call him to the DR and Jordan out! Ronnie, Ronnie, cuddle with me ...Jordan walks over to where Jeff is saying "yeah right"... Jeff checks out Jordan for the second time especially since she's wearing the pink top that he had previously said she looked sexy in (Image from the live show) Natalie says "that's a cute top though Jordan"...Jordan says "thank you, it's like 5 years old"...(Jeff checks her out again lol)...Jordan says she got it on sale, real cheap...Jeff says that's the way you gotta shop...Jordan sits on the edge of the bed, pats Jeff on the chest and gets up again while saying "that's the way poor people gotta shop"...Jeff says he bargain shops...Jeff brings up the undies again saying that just because she's not used to things doesn't make them wrong...Jordan asks if he's still talking about the boxers?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she was just kidding, it's not that big of a deal...Jeff says Jordan hurt his feelings in front of everyone and made him look foolish...Natalie says he's not foolish...just to bug Jeff Jordan says "why because they're short?" LOL...Jeff says they're not short!!...feeds go to fish & then trivia… Kitchen rub 6:25-6:28pm https://youtu.be/Maiku-laoVA The HG's are all in the kitchen talking after the live show...Jordan is sitting at the kitchen counter by herself, she is being quiet, she is bummed that Chima has just won HOH...Jeff who has been in the bathroom, sees her sitting there and goes to her...Jordan says she needs to work out tonight...they talk inaudibly...Jeff rubs her leg to comfort her... Jordan says she needs to shave her legs...Jeff keeps rubbing...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm for comfort... They whisper to each other while the others continue gabbing and then Jeff leaves to go to the RR… Forehead kiss - Part 1 6:33-6:41pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clCqiBJgY-8 Jordan is paranoid and stressed that Chima won HOH. Jeff knows he has the power and isn't stressed about that but is stressed he can't tell Jordan to alleviate her fears about this week. Jordan comes into the RR where Jeff already is laying down in his bed. Jordan asks Jeff if he's sleeping? Jeff says he's relaxing. For some reason Jordan goes to the far bed and lays down there...she calls out "Jeffro"...they lay silent for a bit...Jeff asks what they're talking about out there, that they're the wizards?...Jordan doesn't answer...Jordan says she can't believe they missed that question...Jeff asks Jordan if she's even ever heard that saying before (glass houses/stones)...Jordan says kind of, she just heard stones and tuna and thought it was automatically true...Jeff says him too, he's such an idiot...Jeff knows the saying but just agreed when they said people in the BB house shouldn't throw stones, he thought "damn skippy Julie, true dat!"...LOL Feeds cut out briefly... When they return Jordan says that she thinks they are going up and that she hopes at least one is so that they have a chance to win POV & at least one of them can be safe...Jeff says f**k that, they're not going up, she's paranoid...Jordan says she's almost positive, she already prepared herself, she won't be surprised...Jeff says "don't even talk like that...why wouldn't Russell go up?"...Jordan says "cuz they're cool now"...Jeff says "no, they're not!". Jordan whispers to Jeff, hey did Jeff see how sad Russell was when Ronnie left? Jeff says yeah, fu**ing scumbag, they were in the RR talking & telling him everything about the house, about what to do in the POV's and Russell was saying thank you Ronnie...Jeff says he's such a two-face, he hopes he gets put up. Jordan says Jessie made a comment in the kitchen, she wishes she was HOH & got him out of there. They talk a little about how the HOH comp went, wishing they got more questions right, Jeff wishes he paid more attention during the messages...Jordan says she feels like she sucks, she can't win anything...Jeff says "you do" 😋...Jordan sadly says "I know"...Jeff says "I'm just joking, you don't suck"...Jordan says "yes, I do"...Jeff says "no, you don't! everybody's gonna win something, we're still here and you're still gonna win something, will you stop". Jeff continues "and we're not getting put up"...Jordan says "I think so"...Jeff says that if she sucks so bad and thinks she has a good feeling they're getting put up then they're not because she sucks, how does she like that analogy? Jordan starts to whisper to Jeff and Jeff asks her to at least come lay closer to him...Jordan walks towards Jeff but is still leery of people seeing them so she doesn't sit...Jeff says "just sit down"...Jordan sits in the bed with Jeff...she whispers that Jeff knows Chima won't put Kevin up...she thinks Lydia will go up and that Michele has the mystery power (wrong!), if Michele gets put up, she'll take herself off and one of them will go up...Jeff doesn't say a word LOL... Jordan says that's why she'd rather one of them gets put up to win the POV and ensure their safety...Jeff asks if she's going to win the POV?...Jordan thinks Jessie is whispering that he wants to split up Jeff & Jordan now...Jeff says "yeah that'd be awesome, make a move motherfu**er"....Jordan says "aww, we missed your question"...Jeff says "we're safe, I think we're safe"...Jeff says he thinks Chima will put up Russell & Lydia and if one of them gets POV, Michele is going up. Jordan is stressed, she gets up and Jeff asks her where she's going?...Jordan says she's going over there to take a nap...Jordan says she feels so fat, she feels uhhh...Jeff says "come here fatty" :) ...Jeff reaches out his hand saying "come here, you're not fat"...Jordan gets in bed with Jeff...Jeff says she has to relax, she's too stressed out...Jordan lays down on Jeff's chest...Jeff rubs her hair saying she's going to win...Jordan says she was confident she was going to win...Jeff says "you're gonna win soon, what'd I tell you? you're gonna win"...Jordan says she has a headache...Jeff says to just relax and continues rubbing her hair. Jeff says the POV is important, he thinks it's Lydia & Russell...Jordan still thinks it's them...Jeff disagrees...Jordan thinks her & Lydia and guarantees Michele has the mystery power...Jeff says they don't even know what it is so what does it do?...they talk a bit about the wizard, who could have it, Jordan thinks America doesn't like them because they didn't get it (wrong!)...Jeff says "maybe they think we're stupid" NAH Jordan thinks maybe America thinks they stick to themselves, maybe next week Julie will ask them about their kiss. Jeff starts singing "This Kiss" and sweetly kisses Jordan's forehead. ♥ Jeff keeps stroking Jordan's hair, he tells Jordan that next week she's going to win HOH...Jordan says "or you"...Jeff taps Jordan's head saying "right, finally! we're going to be fine"... Forehead kiss - Part 2 6:41-6:49pm Kiss convo continued.... Jordan says that this week could be a tie, if so Chima decides who goes...Jeff says "ahh, f**k"...Jeff says to just wait to see who gets put up, he thinks it will be Lydia and Russell, he thinks they're fine because Chima had that talk with Jordan, with them, he thinks they're fine...Jordan says she hates when they get cocky, they were so excited when Chima won. I love these quotes from Jeff... Jeff says "I fu**ing hate that Lydia is still friends with that fu**ing loser (Jessie), even though we still fu**ing go to bat for her, she's still fu**ing friends with that, she's in love with that fu**ing guy"...Jordan starts saying something but Jeff continues saying that even if they had the votes between Jessie and Natalie, Lydia would vote out Natalie "I have to make people clear that if when we win Jessie has to leave, people don't understand at all, that he's gonna win the fu**ing thing if he doesn't leave, don't they see? but it drives me fu**ing crazy! crazy though! that I'm going to get Natalie out to show her I'm better...it doesn't matter! you're playing a fu**ing game...I'm better" Jeff tsks and puts his hand on his head saying "OI". Jordan sits up & says she strongly dislikes Jessie...Jeff says without Jessie, Natalie would be lost...Jordan looks towards the kitchen and says they have to go up there again (HOH)...Jeff says they haven't even been up there...Jordan lays back down and Jeff hugs her and gives her two little kisses...he says "one day Jordan"...Jordan says "it's annoying"...Jeff says what are you doing to do, better later than now right? huh?...Jordan says Russell is going to be up their ass...Jeff knows, he told her he would be with whoever wins...Jeff says it's embarrassing. They cuddle again and Jordan says Jeff smells good...Jeff says she does too, he was going to say that, her hair...Jordan says she used her stuff...they talk a little more game...Jeff says that they have to think positive and hope Lydia or Russell go home...Jeff says he will be pissed if he's put up...Jordan thinks so...Jeff doesn't saying there's no way, if they get put up it's coming right from Jessie and Natalie...Jeff looks at Jordan sweetly and says she is getting all stressed...all worried about something that hasn't happened so relax...they get quiet & pensive. Jordan gets up and lays down in Chima's bed again...Jeff looks at her and says "what!?"...Jeff says "relax J-dog...you're so stressed out uh?"...Jordan closes her eyes and Jeff says "Oh!?...Jordan!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you just don't want to talk right now?"...Jordan says "no, not really"...Jeff asks "you wanna go home?"...Jordan says no....Jeff says "can't you just think positive?"...Jordan says "I am"...they go silent probably drifting off to sleep and feeds switch to the kitchen. Jeff explains how Jordan was the only one there 8:57-9:04pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyFvpBU4H2g ed note: Natalie is such a little devious shit here! Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are outside talking about the game, the Wizard and someone coming back...they talk about there being 9 people but it feels so much smaller...Jordan says it's getting more boring LOL...they reminisce...Jeff says "ahh, the first week"...Jordan says she liked it...Jeff says he didn't...Jordan says they had more drama than any (season)...Jeff says there was unnecessary drama, people just wanted to play a game and make up bullshit, whatever, he got the short end of the stick and he's bitter about it...Jordan giggles...Natalie says he always looks at her when he says things...Jeff says it's baloney, he didn't even look at her...Natalie says oh, ok...Jeff says "look at you already thinking you're in the wrong"...Natalie smiles saying she wants to know what she did because he always says the whole house fu**ed him. Jeff asks "Jordan, did the whole house f**k him?"...Natalie wants to know what she personally did?...Jeff says he was blackballed, like he had some kind of disease and no one would talk to him, Natalie was part of that...Natalie asks if she ever did anything to f**k him in the ass?...Jeff says she could have come outside and say "what's up buddy?" once in awhile...Natalie says he's right...Jeff says they had team meetings without him which hurts, secrets hurt feelings :) ...they argue over the definition of team and team meetings...Natalie starts bashing Lydia a little. Jeff says "whatever, I'm just giving props to Jordan cuz she was the only, I remember even"...Natalie interrupts saying she never did anything to him...Jeff continues "no, but you at the same token, you could have talked to me" Natalie says "I didn't do shit to you"...Jeff understands...Jordan says he had to get rid of Ronnie because of what he did to Jeff...Natalie agrees that out of the two (Lydia/Ronnie) he fu**ed him more but when Jeff says people fu**ed him, Lydia personally fu**ed him, she didn't, she just didn't talk to him because if she talked to him then she'd be in trouble, then she would be the next person...Jeff says that is ridiculous, he talked to everyone that was being evicted...Natalie says she feels differently now, that is why she fought with Michele the other day about continuing to talk to Ronnie, she'll talk to whoever she wants to talk to...Jeff says that's what he said the whole game...Natalie says she finally realized that with the Ronnie situation. Jeff says that he went into the kitchen that time to try to explain himself and everyone was like "no Jeff you didn't" and it was all fu**ing bullshit, she doesn't even need to watch the tapes, it was all bullshit, if he was there on the opposite side he would have been telling the others that this guy didn't even do anything...Jeff says that they all twisted their words...Natalie says if you stick your neck out then you're the next person...Jeff says he sees shit, during comps there were little wisecracks, not joking around because he can take a joke but so many things went through his mind, he thought dude! wtf? and he couldn't say anything cuz he would get evicted. Jeff says his goal was to not get evicted first, his goal was to make it to the jury house and now he's onto fu**ing winning this thing, that's ultimately everybody's goal...Natalie says "right"...Jeff continues "I'm not trying to start a fight or anything but the only person that was there, I even remember, I remember sitting in the green room and I was laying there when everyone made up bullshit that I didn't say and Jordan came in and I'm like, Jordan, do yourself a favor and just go out there and just make friends with them, I'm like, just go, don't worry about it and she's like for what? she's like, I'm going to stay here and I remember that exact moment and I'm like, I'm gonna do whatever I can for her" 🥰 Natalie says she knows and feels the same about Jessie...Jeff says they haven't been on top yet, they've been in the projects since they got there, they've been in the ivory tower up there...Natalie says they weren't on the block last week, that's a high...Jeff says he had to get nerve damage to his legs to not go up there LOL Natalie says that that person (Russell) could have still screwed Jeff and he would have been in the low...Jordan says she knows they'll probably be put up...Natalie says they're crazy, they need to have faith...Jeff says he has more faith than anyone in this house, he's very positive, he asks Jordan is he?...Jordan says Jeff's the positive one, she's negative, he boosts her up because she gets pissy...Jeff says he's finally going to pat himself on the back for making it this far because he didn't think we would make it at all to the jury house...Jordan didn't either...Jeff thought there was no way but he never said no way, he made it this far with everyone hating him but you have to roll with the game, the past is the past, Ronnie is gone and now it's a reset... Secret smiles - what could she be thinking about? 10:15-10:20pm Jordan and Jeff are outside in the BY after going up to see Chima's HOH room. Jordan is working out on the elliptical. Jeff is finishing up having a smoke. The feeds come on with Jordan saying that Russell is one of those guys that comes off tough on the outside but deep down he's a softie, he may cover it with his image but he's really not...Jeff doesn't think so... Jordan wonders if Ronnie & Russell didn't have something, Russell was really sad when he left...Jeff says sure, he caught them talking in the GR...Jordan thinks they had something more than what they knew...Jeff says for sure, it was a great move...Jordan says it was, she doesn't care what anyone says she thinks Ronnie would have put her and Jeff up, even if he put up Michele and she won veto, they would have been out of there...Jeff says it was the right move for them...Jeff is looking for the yellow ball so he can play golf... Jordan brings up the other night...she says "I can't believe the other morning I stayed up all night" (the night her & Jeff made out)...Jeff doesn't say anything...Jordan starts secret smiling to herself for about a minute... Jordan tells Jeff she's surprised that Julie asked her about the fight and not the people in the actual fight...Jeff says it would either him or her...Jordan says "hey I think next week they're going to ask us about the kiss"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "that's going to be next week" :) Jeff says "I don't think so"...Jordan says "I think so"...Jeff who is playing golf without a ball, lol, says "if nothing happens...I'm sure something else will happen that they'll wanna talk about"...more secret smiles from Jordan Jordan keeps working out, she says that she can tell Jeff is bored...Jeff smiles and says "well where am I going to go?"...Jeff says he wants to do his laundry but there are towels in there...Jeff says that it's going to be interesting to see who Chima puts up...Jordan thinks it won't be Michele, they're friends...Jeff thinks Lydia and Russell...Jordan says she hopes she gets to play in the POV...Jeff says me too, he thinks if Lydia or Russell win the POV then she'll put up Michele...Michele comes outside… Jeff’s gonna get a hotel room with Jordan :) 11-11:03pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are outside...Jeff & Michele are playing pool, Jordan is sitting on the lounger, they are chatting about what they're going to do once they get home. Jeff talks about going out to his friend's restaurant, having some drinks and then going out to some bars nearby after the restaurant closes, he'll also go to the city with his buddy Paul, he knows the owner of a bar there, etc. Jordan giggles...Jeff says what? why are you laughing?...Michele asks what Jordan is going to do?...Jordan says the first night she'll spend time with the fam, the next night go out with her girlfriends and have some fun. Jordan gets up and walks around...Jeff watches her...Jordan goes to get a towel near the laundry area...Jeff watches her approach him...Jordan playfully turns around and bumps Jeff...she says haha... Jordan walks off and Jeff smiles saying "I'm going to go get a hotel room with Jordan" 😍 (and he would 😉) Jeff raises his eyebrows laughing...Jordan says "Jayeff!...nothing is gonna happen"...Michele says nothing is going to happen without cameras girl?...Jordan says "nooo!"...Jordan says "if I waited.....nevermind"...Jordan starts her crunches and Jeff and Michele continue playing pool. IMO Jordan was going to say that if she had waited until now to not have sex with someone she could wait to have sex with Jeff and wouldn't do anything with him in the hotel room even if they stayed in a hotel room together..........😚😅🥰

August 9 JeJo late night talk - Smell/deodorant/farting 1:14-1:26am https://youtu.be/hefPbG2xNMI?list=PL27FCD52C3096C542&si=bxPqzlsVtlopVSUS Jeff lays down with Jordan in the SS room to wind down before he has to go into the HN room... The feeds switch to JeJo with Jordan, as per usual, asking Jeff if she stinks? she tells him to not touch, just smell because it tickles...Jeff smells and says "kinda...a little bit"...Jordan asks what it smells like?...Jeff says she's a little ripe...Jordan laughs, Jeff giggles...Jeff says to fire some anti-perspirant under there...they laugh...Jordan says she keeps smelling something, she wants Jeff to explain what it smells like? B.O?...Jeff says "a little bit"...Jordan cracks up... Russell who is laying in the room also asks what did he get himself into?...Jeff says "did you wash your butt today Johrdan?"...Jordan says yes, can he smell that too?...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell her butt, she's probably got a little butt crack sweat going LOL Jeff sniffs and Jordan asks if he's smelling her from there?...Jeff says no, he was smelling himself...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "he's good"...Jeff wonders if smelly people know they smell? he doesn't think they do, when you're next to someone on the subway and in your head you're thinking "dude, you reek, you don't even know you're going to work and you reek"...do they? he doesn't know...Jordan is laughing...Jordan thinks she can normally tell if she smells, she can't get to the part he's smelling, you know?...Jeff wants to know if she wants him to fan it?...Jordan laughs...Jeff says why doesn't she stick her fingers in there, rub it and smell it...Jordan cracks up, even Russell can be heard giggling... Jeff says Jordan is going to have to go wash...Jordan says it's not really the best smell...Jeff says it's not bad but he doesn't know if he'd eat that fruit :)...Jeff says he's just playing with her...Jeff doesn't care if she smells, it's only Jeff (so that explains why she was always worried about smelling, asking him to smell her LOL)...Jordan reaches back with her hand, they hold hands...Jeff asks if it's the finger she put in her armpit? for her to lick it...Jordan says ewww... Jordan asks if they provide them with deodorant?...Jeff says they do...Jordan says she's running out of Dove...Jeff says they give that Tom's bullshit...Jordan says she has to keep switching because the Secret makes her wet, the Dove works half the time, Mitchum doesn't work, she went to the doctor and got a prescription and that worked...Jeff says "prescription deodorant? whoa! for what?"... Jordan says if she gets nervous, flustered or stressed out she sweats...Jordan asks if Jeff hasn't heard of anyone having that?...Jeff says he hasn't...Jordan says she got a physical and mentioned she sweats a lot lately, the doctor told her to try it and tell them what she thinks, omg you don't sweat at all, you don't smell, you barely have to wear any...Jeff wonders if that's good for you?...Jordan doesn't have any more...Jeff could see if you have a certain occasion where you don't want to sweat...Jordan has tried different ones and they don't work, she switches back and forth, sometimes she wonders if she should wear men's deodorant like Jeff wears women's...feeds cut out for a few minutes... They return with all three laughing about fungus feet LOL...Jeff says something about 6 toes...Jordan says she has to poot and starts laughing...Jeff says to blow it under the cover...Jordan farts loudly...Jeff says "whoa! holy f**k" and Russell cracks up and says "Jordan"...she does it again loudly ...Russell keeps laughing while Jeff says "Jesus Jordan! f**k!"...Jeff sits up and says "Jordan's a scumbag" Jordan is cracking up!! Jordan says it was Jeff that pooted...Jeff says she's a liar...Jordan says it was her the first time, then it was Jeff the second time...Jeff says they're re*****d, not literally but...Jordan says she's going to have to dip in the shower tomorrow...Russell says how about tonight?...Jordan doesn't feel like it tonight...Jeff says she has to clean her drawers... Russell says the guys in the audio room must be wondering what they're doing...Jeff says Jordan always rips them...Jordan says it's ok though, it's just them, she thinks it's funny when people fart...Russell does too, he always laughs...Jeff says it's a good bit...Jordan says the day Russell walked out of the DR and he farted...Jeff says it was the worse one...Jordan says omg, it followed him, it was stuck to his butt, when he walked by she got a whiff and she eww'ed...Jeff says it smelled so bad he was pissed at it, he was mad, it was punching him in the face...Jordan says it was a fart just like her brother's, they're awful...Jeff says he doesn't think he has that much gas but those pills he took gave him gas...Jordan says slop makes you poop...Russell says the pills make you fart...Jordan asks why he takes them?...Jeff says for the vitamins, he stopped but started today again because he wants all his vitamins... (Feeds go off them for about 30 mins in the 2am hour but return to them playing games to pass the time...word association mostly then a number guessing game. Jeff leaves after the 3am hour with a kiss) BB Space theme & fav holidays 1:26-1:40am The feeds return with Jeff and Jordan talking about having a space themed room...Jeff saying he'd like the room to have planet and stars...Jordan says that would be cool...Jordan says that last year the room they're in was the hippie room...Jeff doesn't remember...Jeff says that BB should have a space theme...Jordan thinks that would be cool...Jeff says the challenges would be all space themed (Hmm I wonder if Jeff saying this put an idea in TPTB heads?...ironically Jeff sealed his fate in the game by losing in a space themed POV comp 😢)..Jordan says the beds could be all like that, one could be a rocket ship, a star, a world (lol)...Jeff wants the rocket ship...Jeff wants the star one...Jeff says that would be awesome... Jordan talks a little about something her and a friend did when they were younger, they threw gasoline on some firecrackers and lit the whole thing ablaze...Jeff wonders if they went shooting off in all directions?...Jordan says they didn't, she then starts saying that one year on the 4th of July, her dad was drunk but the feeds go to fish & come back with Jeff saying "sounds like fun"...Jordan says that she wishes they were still members there but they had to quit because they couldn't afford it since her dad refused to pay after the divorce...FISH...they return with Jordan saying she spent 4th of July in the BB house, can he believe it?...Jeff says she'll remember it, he says he's had good 4th of July's too... Jordan says she loves it, it's her favorite, that and Christmas, she gets so excited...Jeff agrees saying he gets into it...Jordan says "like a kid?"...Jeff says he likes Halloween too, he always has good Halloweens, really fun, really good, it's just fun and goofy...Jordan says she never has fun on Halloween, nobody does anything, she did when she was younger, not anymore...Jeff says that a lot of people don't, he dresses up, he gets a couple people who do and they have fun with it...Jordan asks if he gives out candy?...Jeff says no, he goes out...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he dresses up like a scarecrow for when the kids come out, like he's some statue LOL Jordan continues laughing...Jeff says he said that because someone did that to him when he was a kid and he was like "dude! I thought you were stuffed", the guy just sat out there all day...Jeff says "like I said, it's just fun when you get older"...Jordan says yeah... Jordan changes the subject talking about the three towels hanging on the wall, they remind her of the 3 evil spirits in the movie Ghost...Jeff pops his head up to look and says "you should take...Oooh"...Jordan cracks up at Jeff getting momentarily scared by the towels :)...Jeff laughs about Braden ripping off the towels near him...FISH...brief convo about being poor/homeless, a homeless guy was killed by someone pouring gasoline on him and catching him on fire 😨 ...FISH… JeJo late night talk - Beaches/Travel & Drugs/Johnny Depp 1:41-1:53am Feeds return with JeJo talking about beaches in LA...Jeff says "in Venice"...Jordan asks where it's at, is it far?...Jeff says "from Santa Monica? no, not too far"...Jordan asks if Jeff knew where he was at?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff called friends to come meet him?...Jeff says no, he wanted to so bad...Jordan asks why couldn't he?...Jeff says he was with "these people" (talking about finals/casting for the show)...Jordan says why couldn't he have just met up with them?...Jeff says he thought about it but didn't do it...Jordan says they separated...Jeff says them too but he didn't want to get in trouble...FISH... They return with Jordan describing her experience with finals/casting...she says she was across the street from the beach but she didn't think she had enough time to go to it, she went shopping and got lost, she backtracked on the street and then couldn't figure out the street she was on so she just stopped to take a break (and watched the beach from afar)... Jeff says he went swimming at the beach, got some fruit...Jordan says she didn't even bring a bathing suit...they cuddle...Jeff says he went and got some margaritas...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says he had sushi by himself like a loser...Jordan says she ate at Yankees, a sports bar, it was big, she ate a burger and fries, it was good...Jeff says he ate a bowl of fruit, then sushi, then 2 margaritas on the beach... Jordan asks how many different beaches there are here?...Jeff says a lot, the whole coast is beach...Jordan says she knows but there's Santa Monica, Venice...Jeff says the big ones? Malibu, Zuma...Jordan asks where that is?...Jeff says past Santa Monica...Jordan asks if any of the water is clear?...Jeff says no because they're on the Pacific, the wind comes from the west to the east so all the debris comes in, on the Gulf/Florida side it's nicer...Jordan asks if where Casey lives it's clear?...Jeff says yes because you're in the Gulf...Jordan says Casey lives near there and says he never goes... Jeff says Jordan is thinking about white sand, the Caribbean, it's not that clear, it's pretty clear like Miami...Jordan says her family went to the Bahamas...Jeff says that water is awesome, like Mexico...Jordan says it's like pool water...Jeff says the inside of the gulf near Mexico is clear water... Jordan says she'd be scared to go to other places now, wouldn't he?...Jeff says where?...Jordan says be scared to travel to other places...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says she would be afraid of kidnapping, you have to be careful in Mexico... Jeff says there was a drug war but if you stay in your resort you're fine...Jordan asks if a lot of drugs are smuggled in Mexico...Jeff says yeah through Mexico into the US...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's their income, a lot comes through there because they have the land to do it and they're not governed like the US...Jordan asks if it's legal to smoke pot there?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks what's the most popular drug there, coke?...Jeff doesn't know exactly, he knows a lot come from Colombia...FISH... When they return Jordan is talking about watching Blow on a couple of different channels at home, she got so excited...Jeff says that's one of his top 5 favorite movies...Jordan says it's because of Johnny Depp, he's so awesome...Jeff says he's his favorite actor...Jordan says he's awesome...Jeff says "aww, that's awesome you like that"...Jeff says "I think Johnny Depp's the best actor"...Jordan says he's different, he's so hot, does Jeff remember a movie called Crybaby?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan says he was so young, so hot, she liked him in Pirates of the Caribbean, how he says Jack Sparrow... Jeff asks if she ever saw What's Eating Gilbert Grape?...Jordan says "yessss"...Jordan says "say where's Arnie!"...they laugh...Jordan says remember that?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says it had Leonardo DiCaprio, he loves him too...Jordan repeats the line...Jeff asks why she keeps saying "say where's Arnie"...Jordan says isn't that what it is?"...Jeff says it's "where's Arnie"...Jordan disagrees, she's almost positive he says that...Jeff says oh maybe, as soon as they get on the same page on that feeds go to fish... JeJo late night talk - poop stories...again 2:03-2:16am Feeds return to JeJo talking about farting (AGAIN! 😵‍💫 LOL)...Jordan says the one she did was a hot one, normally the hot ones smell...they laugh...Jeff says "oh, that's fu**ing gross"...Jordan says "you know what I had the other day?"...Jeff must be like "oh here we go" he says "a hot fart?"...Jordan says a ghost poopy...Jeff says "it slid under there?"...Jordan said she went to wipe, she knew she pooped but where did it go? you're looking around and all you see the water in the toilet...Jeff says "ahhh, you're fu**ing..." Jordan says she used to have a pen that every time you clicked it, it would have the different types of poops (of course she would! )...Jeff says she told him that a long time ago...Jordan says she would laugh every time she read it...Jeff says "you like poops huh?"...Jordan says when she poops, she feels better :)...Jeff says no, she likes to talk about them...Jordan says she likes hearing people's stories, she knows some people are weird about it but she's not, her grandpa has some good ones... Jordan starts describing them...Jeff says "oh Jesus" ...the sloppy kind where you wipe and feel like it never ends, you're never going to get done...Jeff says "like you gotta take a shower?"...Jordan says you poop and it takes 15 wipes to get it off, you know?...Jeff knows LOL...Jordan says the worst is when you're out in public and you have the kind with the squirts and the farts, that's awful...they laugh...Jeff says you hope nobody is in the bathroom...Jordan says that you wait until they leave...Jeff says yeah, yeah, until the door closes and you fire it... Jordan says her and her mom were in the mall one time, she had to go so bad, the kind where you have the cold chills...Jeff says "wow" ...Jordan told her mom she had to go so bad, find a bathroom, the bathroom was one stall, she made her mom go in with her just so they couldn't figure out which one did it, she was letting it go, right after they left 2 teenage girls were walking in and she heard one say "Golly!"...they laugh...Jordan says it stunk so bad, her mom says "Geez Jordan that smells"... Jordan says one time she was in the mountains and had to go bad, what about when you're on a trip with your date's family?...Jeff says she told him that too...Jordan says she had to sneak and hide somewhere, she's pooped in the ocean before...Jeff says he heard that too...Jordan says well, has she told him everything?...Jeff says not everything, the poop ones, she really gets excited about and she tells him multiple times...Jordan wants Jeff to tell her about his poops...they laugh and Jeff says "you're fu**ed"...Jeff says he's going to take a dump in a box and send it to her for Christmas...Jordan says "light it on fire"...Jeff says what if he sent her that?...Jordan says if she could, if someone made her really mad, she would poop in their pillowcase...they go into detail about how the person would smell it, lay down in it, etc. 🤢 Feeds go off and return with Jordan rubbing Jeff's arm, she's asking if Jeff has ever done something like that? a Dutch oven?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says or driving the car and locking the doors, so everyone is dying...Jeff says farts are funny, Jordan loves them though...Jordan says she just thinks it's funny but she doesn't like the smell...Jeff says your own farts don't bother her...Jordan says she does have some really smelly ones. Jordan asks what else are they going to talk about?...Jeff says "whatever you want Jordan, if you scratch my arm you can talk about anything" :) ...Jeff asks about Jordan's brother? he sounds funny...Jordan says he is funny, he's kind of shy around people...FISH... Jordan says she wishes he could be there right now so Jeff could listen to him, the stuff he says...Jordan talks about how they live in townhouses, they have a little concrete patio, they have two dinky chairs that came from her brother's work, lawn type chairs, a little dinky radio with a stand and a little dinky Weber grill, that's what they have. Jordan cracked up because her mom and brother are out there drinking Coronas, her brother is smoking, they had just cooked hamburgers, Jordan says it looked so ghetto, she told them it was ghetto fabulous, someone stole their bigger grill...Jeff says no one touches this one?...Jordan says they can carry it inside, she says it was only out there for a couple of hours and was stolen… Late night games - Nonna Silvia’s 2:31am The feeds return to JeJo with Jeff getting into bed, he snuggles into Jordan...audio only returns to them a minute later...Jordan says "oh wait, I thought you said something is for grandma?"...Jeff says "nonna is grandma"...Jordan asks "that's the name of it?"...Jeff says "Nonna Silvia's" :) ...Jeff says he wanted her to say a woman's name and then he said it, she said (something else)...Jordan asks "where would I get Silvia's from?"...Jeff says "or just Silvia" he doesn't know, he was wondering if she would just guess it, he was being stupid...Jordan giggles and says "oh man"... Late night games & laughs - Part 1 2:33am Jeff and Jordan continue the word association game...Jeff says if he said black what would she say?...Jordan says white...Jeff says alright now I'll try to think of something...Jordan says this will be fun...Jeff says he'll say the first word, she'll say the second... Jeff says "brass"...Jordan says "knuckle"...Jeff says he was thinking "monkey"...they crack up laughing...Jeff says this is never going to work but he's going to keep trying 😄...they crack up some more...Jeff says this just popped in his head "iron"...he laughs saying he doesn't know how Jordan is going to get it...Jordan pauses and says "Ironman?"...Jeff says "skillet", it was just in his head, he was thinking of restaurants...Jordan says omg, that was too hard, something else...Jeff says "China"...Jordan says "town"...Jeff says "panda"...Jordan says "China Panda?"...Jeff says it's another restaurant...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he'll get one for her, he says "grass"...Jordan says "grass, gimme a hint"...Jeff says "jump" (the feeds switch to the BY but audio remains on JeJo)...they laugh...Jordan says "grass...", Jeff says omg...Jordan says "hopper!" and they both laugh, Jeff says "congratulations" :) and the audio cuts out… Late night L&G - Part 2 2:44-3:12am Jeff and Jordan are playing a fill in the blanks game...Jeff says "don't eat (blank) snow"...Jordan says "dirty"...Jeff says it's yellow, she doesn't live by snow but in the wintertime it's a stupid joke they use, like for eg. if someone says aren't you going to leave a tip? and the person says I'll give you a tip "don't eat yellow snow" because a dog peed in there, it's a dumb joke... Jeff says "I (blank) the sheriff"...Jordan says "I pissed off the sheriff?" LOL Jeff says "mmm, you ever listen to Bob Marley?"...Jordan says sometimes, yeah...Jeff asks if she's ever heard the song...Jordan sings "I shot the sheriff...but I did not __ the deputy"...feeds go off briefly... Jordan says "Lilo"...Jeff says "Stitch"...Jordan says "butt"...Jeff says "crack"...Jordan says yes LOL Jordan says "water"...Jeff says "fall"...she says yeah...Jeff says "yeah? that was a good one"...they continue... Jor - shark, Jeff - tail, Jor - attack Jor - light, Jeff - switch, Jor - bulb Jor - race, Jeff - car Jor - run, Jeff - fast, Jor - jump Jor - living, Jeff - large, Jordan - room Jor - dining, Jeff - room...they laugh... Jeff bends his legs and crosses them...Jordan reaches for and rubs Jeff's foot with hers... Jor - pool, Jeff - table Jeff - good, Jor - bad, Jeff - night Jordan says oh...Jeff says he's kidding, he rolls over and cuddles Jordan...Jordan tells Jeff not to smell her armpit, shesmells...he keeps snuggled into her...Jordan says it's opposites now... Jor - good, Jeff - bad...Jordan & Jeff have a little miscommunication over the like/dislike combination, they laugh...Jeff omg's ... Jor - jump, Jeff - sit?, Jordan was thinking duck...they giggle again...they go through up, down, left, right, black, white, high, low... Jeff - Johnny, Jor - Depp, Jeff was thinking Carson Jor - Johnny, Jeff - pneumonic....Jordan asks "who's that?", she was thinking Johnny Walker They do actors... Jordan's turn...Orlando Bloom, Cindy Crawford, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Marilyn Monroe... Jordan says "Bon"...Jeff says "James?"...Jordan says "Jovi" LOL more giggles then Bret Michaels, Tom Cruise, Kate Winslet/Hudson, Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneres (Jordan loves her), Sean Penn, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, Britney Spears, Nick Carter/Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Redford/DeNiro... Jeff's turn...Marlon Wayans/Brando, Bill Cosby (Jeff's older than her), Bob Saget, Peter Pan/Brady...they giggle. They now try and guess what number btw 1 & 100 they're thinking of (in 5 or less tries)...they start playing but not before bantering a little about telepathy, picking numbers and Jeff's weird relaying of number method LOL They play for awhile and are terrible at the game :) but have fun with it... They start getting sleepy...Jeff rubs Jordan's head and they get one last number/guess in...this reminds Jeff of the time he was in the hotel (sequester), he swears to God he's not joking, he was doing a million things with the cards, you know how they do the dumbest shit in there? well he said he was going to find the 10 of hearts, he cut the deck in half and kept saying the card wasn't in that half, kept halving the deck until he was left with 8 cards, then 4 then 2, he thought he must have fu**ed up but the 10 was the last one left...Jordan says it's so cool...Jeff basically says you had to be there but he was so excited. Jordan says she knew a really good magic trick but can't remember it, Jeff says he knew one too, he describes it and Jordan knows that one as well...they forgot it...Jordan snuggles into Jeff, she's sleepy...Jeff rubs her hair again and sighs saying that he has to go in the room...Jordan says ok, it's probably late...Jeff says it's 3:30...Jeff uncovers himself and says for Jordan to guess one last time...she does and then Jeff kisses/nuzzles Jordan's neck, says goodnight...Jordan says it was great fun...Jeff leaves to go to his room... Jordan’s my rock 2:43pm https://youtu.be/HTym1HbTQ5w Jeff & Kevin are out in the BY, Kevin asks Jeff if he is on good terms with Michele? Jeff shrugs then asks him about him & Lydia...Kevin isn't so sure and then jokingly asks him "how about you and Jordan?" lol Jeff responds "Jordan's my rock" 🥰 Jordan hugs Jeff 6:17pm https://youtu.be/X_sSXM7FjtI Jeff is at standing at the stove cooking (for Jordan, he's on slop) and Jordan comes up from behind and gives him a big hug :) Quick annoyed by Russell chat in the BY 10:48-10:50pm Jeff and Jordan are outside...Jeff is sitting on the mini fridge smoking, Jordan is sitting on the couches...Russell is in and out, he is drunk, being giggly and generally annoying, he says he is bored...Jordan says where is Casey when you need him?...Russell says his excitement is from drying his laundry, he goes inside... Jordan who was clearly waiting for Russell to leave says "as I was saying..." and she goes on to say that Russell kept bugging her today about being quiet, he was being paranoid, he was making steaks and when she went into the SS room to nap (Jeff was already there napping), Russell pretended to be looking for something in his dresser, then 10, 15 minutes later did it again and then opened the door to the room, she didn't even look to see who it was, she knew it was him, she was pissed! Jordan says Russell is just trying to catch people to see if they're scheming, it irritates her so bad...Jeff says "me too" and says that when he went into the SS room he wanted to be left alone to take a nap and Russell opened the door 5 times and he thought "dude, wtf?", he says he almost went outside to sleep on the hammock, he had just been outside and everyone was there (that's why he went in the SS room)... Jeff says he knows what Jordan means though, he says he can't wait and Jordan better tell him right when it happens, but he swears that if he goes up against Russell, Russell is going to try to get Jordan's vote (AS IF! lol) Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "if me and him go up together"...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "I don't believe it that you're going up"... Jeff says "I don't believe it either but we'll see...who else is it going to be?"...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "no, I'll go up before you do"...Jordan says "I'll go up against him, I don't care"...Russell comes back out giggling and eating cookie dough, he offers some to Jordan, she doesn't want it...he insists...she says no...Russell says they suck...Jeff says Jordan is disclipined...Russell sits down to eat his cookie dough...

August 11 Jordan sitting on Jeff’s lap 1:02-1:05am Jordan has been sleeping, it's ultra late... Jordan is sitting on the kitchen counter, gets off and goes over to where Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table and sits on his lap. He squeezes her and gives her a kiss on her back :) Jeff says she smells like coffee kinda, lol, Jordan says she hasn't showered, it's from laying out today. Jeff tells her she's never going to go to bed tonight...Jordan says she will. Chatter about talking loudly at night...Jordan says she's loud at night...Jeff says she gets louder as the night goes on. Chatter about the playdoh creations...Jeff says he loves his little stuff...Jordan says she knows, he's so proud of it. Jordan tells Jeff she wants to go lay down...Jeff is surprised, he says he'll go lay down, Jordan says she's going to go get ready. Jeff squeezes her once more for good measure before she gets up JeJo late night talk - Dream, Bees & Farts 1:14-1:29am Another one of Jeff & Jordan's late night/early morning talks amongst lots of hugging and cuddling and giggling... Jeff and Jordan go to bed..they both complain about their backs...Jordan mentions that when the lights went off earlier in the room, the window (where they can see into behind the scenes) looked creepy, thinking someone was walking by, it was scary...Jordan says my bad, she didn't work out tonight but she'll do it tomorrow morning...Jeff says he did...Jordan asks if he feels better?...Jeff says he does actually, he didn't know that Jordan went to sleep (earlier that night), he didn't know where she was...Jordan says "so you had to come find me?"... Jeff says "yeah, I'm lost" awww ♥️ Jeff touches Jordan and says "am I cold?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he wanted to wake Jordan up because it was 9, he didn't know or think she was going to sleep through the night...Jordan says she was trying to but here you can't...Jeff says the naps he take after 5, he sleeps like a rock...Jordan says she was going to wake him up but she didn't...Jeff says he only slept 2 hours...Jordan says she had just started cooking 30 mins before Jeff woke up and she thought she better wake him up because he'd oversleep...Jeff says it was the best nap especially when you're in the HN room and then you get a real bed, then it's like boom. Jeff says even when he comes into the SS room in the morning, he's right out...Jordan giggles saying Jeff always has his hood on saying scoot over...Jeff says he doesn't want her getting pissed...Jordan says she doesn't get mad...Jeff says to expect it tomorrow morning too...Jordan knows and says her and Laura did the same going immediately into the GR to sleep. Cute moment when Jordan says that Laura was in her dream, does Jeff want to hear about it?...Jeff says "of course" :) Jordan says normally she dreams about outside the BB house but lately dreams she's inside the house, is that weird? does Jeff do that?...Jeff says it's because that's her world right now, he knows what she means though... Jordan recounts the dream, she says that Laura came back to the BB house and everyone was mad, she came back with a vengeance, she was evil...Jeff laughs saying "with a vengeance" ;) Jordan says she thought, oh no, she's back, what's she going to do? she knew she had to get rid of Laura and on top of that she was evil and devious, her and Jeff were talking to Laura and Laura says she was close to Jessie, telling him she always liked him and Jordan was like what??...Jeff asks if they did it? LOL Jordan says Laura and Jessie were close, they were dating, like a couple and noms came, Laura was HOH and she put Jordan up and Jordan said "you bitch!"...they giggle...Laura was mad at Jordan for not helping her last time and she told Jordan that she had to go before her, she was sitting in the green chair and that's all she remembered of the dream...Jeff says at least Jordan wasn't evicted... Jordan says it's weird, she asks Jeff to guess what Laura was wearing when she came back?...Jeff says "a red dress"...Jordan says "yes, how did you know?"...Jeff says "because the devil wears red"...Jordan giggles...Russell (who is in the room) poots and Jordan calls him out LOL Jordan says that she told Jeff about the times she was up on the block she had dreams where Julie Chen says "you are evicted from the BB house" and it freaked her out...Jeff says that's where her mind was at, she can't think like that...Jordan knows but she was on the block...funny interaction here...Jeff, who is imitating how Julie talks to them on the live shows, says "Jordan?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you are evicted"...they giggle...Jeff laughs about her saying "what?" and says what if Julie Chen says "Jordan?" and she's like "what?"... Jeff laughs...Jordan says that's what Braden would do...Jeff says "the votes are in...Jordan?...what?"...they laugh. Jordan wonders if where they sit has anything to do with eviction or votes?...Jeff says no, not at all...Jeff says that's what he's going to do if he's evicted, they'll say "Jeff?" and he'll say "what?"...they laugh...Jeff says for sure, go out with one final joke and then bust a window open...feeds go to fish... They return with Jordan talking about something being crooked and her wearing them for 9 months (?)...Jordan says they need to capture all the bugs they can find, put them in a jar and throw them into the spiderweb, they'd be so happy...Jeff says he saved a dead bee today...Jordan says "you saved it? how did you save it?"...Jeff says he put it on the ledge...Jordan laughs...Jeff asks if she thought he was going to make a memorial for it?...Jordan realizes what Jeff meant...Jeff says no, what did she think he was catching bees outside?...Jordan laughs saying it was already dead...Jeff says he said he saved a dead bee...Jordan didn't hear that part...Jeff says "I resuscitated it?"...they laugh...Jeff says he brought it back to life, he squeezed it's little body, he did CPR LOL 🐝 Jordan brings up the night she got the bee stinger in her toe...Jeff asks if it was Braden who took it out?...Jordan says yes! aww, he doctored her...and Jeff just sat there!...Jeff says no, he didn't (yeah he did lol)...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff grabs/pinches Jordan somewhere which makes her laugh/hurt...they rustle around...she ow's...Jeff says "Jayeff"...Jordan says her sister used to pinch her like that...Jeff says that the back of your arm or leg really hurts (when pinched)...Jordan agrees but asks Jeff not to do that...Jeff won't...Jordan asks why it hurts?...Jeff doesn't know...he cuddles Jordan and pinches her saying "how about that?" LOL Jeff says it fu**ing kills back there, they'll do it tomorrow...Jordan say no then ow's...Jordan says Jeff's on a pinching spree...Jeff giggles. Jordan says she shouldn't have eaten that cookie, it was so good though, she's been better not eating cookie dough...Jeff says it's the same as eating cookies...Jordan disagrees and reminds Jeff to not talk about that...Jordan is about to fart, she warns Jeff...Jeff tells her to do it "over there" away from him...Jordan farts a semi-silent one ...Jeff eww's and Jordan giggles...Jeff says it was a little gasser, it's gonna reek, eww gross!...Jeff who is still under cover asks if it reeks?...Jordan giggles saying she doesn't smell it...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell it...Jordan asks why? (umm is she serious? lol)...Jeff says he gets grossed out...Jordan laughs saying Jeff poots all the time...Jeff says he's a guy (umm that's a lame reason Jeff lol)...Jordan asks if he gets grossed out when girls poot?...Jeff says yeah if it fu**ing makes him want to throw up, it's pretty gross...they keep laughing... Jeff doesn't care if she farts but he doesn't want it reeking up for 10 minutes...Jordan keeps laughing...Jordan says he'll get grossed out?...Jeff says that if his girlfriend 😉 farted like Russell, he'd fu**ing break up with her ...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he's just kidding... Jordan says "I remember the first time I heard you fart"...Jeff says "you do? that's romantic"...Jordan laughs and says she thought eww, she thought it was weird but not now...Jeff says he does it 50x a day...Jordan says guys are gassier though...Jeff says nobody cares while cuddling up closer to Jordan...feeds go to fish… JeJo late night talk - Jordan’s home life 1:49-2:26am (I think during this conversation Jeff fell for Jordan even a little harder than he already had...) Feeds return to JeJo with Jeff and Jordan talking about popping zits in the mirror and being scared by people behind the mirror LOL...they get quiet and then Jeff asks Jordan to tell him another story...Jordan tries to think of one...Jeff is thinking of a game they can play...Jordan mentions how it would be scary if BB did a Hallowe'en theme...Jeff mistakenly thinks they will be in the house for Hallowe'en...Jordan says they won't be...Jeff snaps out it and says yeah, yeah, they're not, nevermind...Jordan says BB told them the latest they would be there was Sept. 25th... Jordan says her dad's bday is Sept. 20...Jeff says if Jordan is there long enough BB will probably fly her dad out...Jordan says what if her mom comes too? her parents hate each other...Jeff asks if they can't even get along for them?...Jordan hums no...Jeff says "oh really?"...Jordan hums no, says she hates him...Jeff says "oh f**k, I didn't know that, I thought they were good for you guys"...Jordan says no, they'd start fighting, they haven't seen each other in 2 years... the feeds go to fish... They return with Jordan talking about her dad dressing like Tommy Bahama...Jeff says his brother loves that, he loves the Hawaiian look...Jordan continues describing her dad's style, she says that when he was skinnier he looks like Alec Baldwin, she could see that before, not now though, her dad got excited one time when two girls told him he looked like Alec Baldwin, she heard that story so many times...Jeff giggles about that...Jeff asks if Jordan was mad at him at any point?...Jordan says oh yeah, she was pissed! Jeff asks about Peyton and her dad...Jordan says he hates their dad and hasn’t talked to him in 2 years...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan swears to God...Jeff asks about her sister?...Jordan says her sister does, she's the closest to their dad and she's sensitive about him...Jordan says she's in the middle...Jeff says Jordan is the closest to her mom?...Jordan says omg, yeah but her mom and brother are BFF too, her sister and dad are more BFF but she's close to her mom too...Jordan goes on to describe their family dynamic and what happened to cause the break up of her mom and dad's marriage...Jeff cuddles into Jordan listening to her opening up to him, he takes it all in... Feeds come back to Jordan continuing talking about the breakdown in her parent's marriage...Just after 2am Jeff gets up to get the glass of water he left outside on the dresser...he settles back into bed and keeps listening to Jordan talk about her dad's change in behavior...Jordan talks about how her dad lost his job, she doesn't know the real reason, he's a mystery, after that her dad changed...Jordan says on her 21st birthday they found out they were being kicked out of their house, her dad hadn't been paying the mortgage 😟 Jordan keeps explaining their home/financial situation...Jeff is in disbelief hearing all of this...Jordan says the house went into foreclosure...Jeff says wtf?...Jordan says they lost everything...Jordan voices her suspicions about her dad being on drugs...Jeff says he was thinking the same thing...Jordan says she hopes they don't show all of this, her dad would kill her...brief fish LOL...Jordan starts talking about lawyers and FISH again... Jordan says she had to work extra jobs plus she knew she wanted her boobs done so bad, she was set on getting it, she told her dad she was doing it and he didn't believe she could afford it...Jeff says "you saved up all yourself and did it? that's awesome"...Jordan says she worked 7 days a week, she says she knew she wanted them so bad and it made her so determined to get them, she's like that...Jordan says she helped her mom out but now since her boobs are done, she can really help her out even more...Jeff says that's good...Jordan says she caught her mom crying and tried to pep talk her, everything happens for a reason... Jordan goes on to say that right before Jordan was recruited for the show, her mom was so down, Jordan knew she had to get done with school, her brother won't be able to go to school because of his learning disability, he needs to find his niche...FISH... Jordan says her mom was crying about everything and shortly after someone came up to Jordan and asked her about BB, she didn't take the offer serious from day one, she thought yeah right, even after she came out to LA the first time she thought there were so many people she'd never make it but she did! 😊 Jordan says everything does happen for a reason and she tries to stay positive even after the times in the house where things looked bleak because the person who wins isn't always the most athletic or the smartest, it's luck too, it depends on things, there's strategy too but you never know...Jeff says she's right, you don't...Jordan puts up a scenario, who knows they might make it to the final 2? she tries to see herself making it...Jeff says he always tells her positive things. Jordan gets a little tongue tied...Jeff says "that's nice, I'm glad you told me all this" :) ...Jordan says "that was an earful wasn't it?"...Jeff says "no! it's nice that you told me"...Jeff hugs Jordan putting his face near her armpit and Jordan giggles saying she's a little stinky... Super cute moment when Jordan says that she doesn't want her dad being mad at her...Jeff is hugging Jordan and asks why she's doing something with her stomach? (hard to hear)...Jordan says "nothing, I feel fat"...Jeff squeezes her saying "stop"....he reaches over her face to try to kiss her but Jordan denies him :( Jordan is worried what they will show...Jeff thinks they won't show anything, he hopes not...Jordan says her dad will be mad at her...Jeff says it would take a whole episode...Jordan doesn't want her dad being mad, she's starting to get along with him more now...Jeff asks if they talked before she came out there?...Jordan says the day she found out, she never talked to him but he texted her "good luck honey". Jeff says her grandparents bailed them out, she sounds forgiving of her dad now, she's had talks with him but she used to have a lot of anger towards him, that's why she rebelled years ago, she didn't care about anything, she was being so irresponsible, she cringes when thinking of the things she did, she doesn't do those things now, she doesn't have an addictive personality. Jordan says it definitely wakes you up and makes you realize things, it makes you a better person going through all of that, some of her friends have had an easy life compared to her and she would get so mad...Jeff says it makes you better...Jordan keeps talking about her family situation now...FISH... Jeff and Jordan talk about people doing drugs...Jordan says she knows people that do them and maintain a "normal" life...Jeff doesn't think anything good comes of it, he knows a ton of people that do them, "everyone" he knows does them...Jordan tells her mom that, she'd be surprised how many people do it and how easy it is to get it, it's expensive...Jeff says yet another reason (to not do them)...they get quiet...then Jordan says her mom has been dating someone...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says she loves him...Jeff asks how they met?...Jordan explains...FISH... When they come back Jeff cuddles into Jordan again...Jeff asks if it's weird seeing her mom with someone else?...Jordan says no, she's just happy for her, her sister doesn't like it but Jordan told her she can't be like that...Jeff says "that's cute Jordan, you're a good person"...Jordan says "thanks"...Jordan asks if Jeff has any good stories? she just old him an hour's worth...Jeff says "mmmm, that's nice, well not nice but you know what I mean"...Jordan says it's basically her life story in 2 years...they spoon and cuddle getting ready for more stories... JJLNT - Best friends, technology & the internet 2:26-2:43am Jordan starts talking about her BFF she's had since 3rd grade, she's so funny, they do everything together but she started dating this...FISH...Jordan says her mom is the one from Louisiana, she cooks all that great food, there are 3 sisters, they went to Mardi Gras and everyone kept saying she looked like Kate Hudson...Jeff says "really? your friend? I like Kate Hudson, she's cute"...Jordan says she's cute and funny, she can't say her name...FISH... Jordan has another BFF that she calls Beezay, she's like a big ball of energy, she's been her friend since 9th grade, they met in SS and cheated off each other all the time, she's so dumb, she told her mom that she was relying on Jordan to get her through school...Jeff giggles over the irony saying good luck...Jordan knows, they giggle...Jordan says her friend (Megan) was so excited she was going to be on BB saying they could get their range rovers! was she going to buy her one?...Jeff says "Jesus" 😋 LOL Jordan says she has another friend Jesse that's really funny and sweet, she's a ball of energy too, she's works with her at the salon and she has another one, Brooke, who is the mother of the group, she's smart and funny, she's a good person, so laid back, they have never fought, she's dating a guy they call Officer Grosse...Jeff says "Officer Gross? is he gross?" 🤣 Jordan says no, his last name is Grosse, he's from New York, she thinks they'll end up getting married, she starts talking about how Brooke dated another guy for 4 years and now she just started dating this guy and they are already talking about getting married, isn't that funny? how that can happen...Jeff says you just know it's not going to work...Jordan says isn't that weird?...Jeff yawns saying when you find the person you want, that's all...Jordan says Brooke just knows, isn't that good?...Jeff says yeah, he hopes he does. Jordan asks if Jeff won what would he do, travel?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what else?...Jeff says he doesn't like thinking about it too much, it's a bad omen but he would travel and then set up his life, it's life changing money...Jordan talks about Dan, how he invested it and has an easy job now...Jeff says you still have to work...Jordan agrees... Jeff starts singing "I wanna get freaky with you" Jordan says he's going to get in trouble...Jordan says she wished she had a CD burner...Jeff says he has a burner in his eye, it's killing him, what's going on? LOL Jeff asks if she doesn't have one in her laptop?...Jordan says she doesn't have one, she has a computer but not the internet...Jeff says he's buying Jordan an iPod and sending it to her house right away...Jordan asks if you can't get a cheap, small, dinky one?...Jeff says he's going to get her a good one and fill it with all his jams...Jordan laughs and doesn't understand how all that works. Jeff farts loudly and Jordan says "oh man"...Jeff cracks up! saying "ah, dude, I don't even care"...Jordan asks how downloading works?...Jeff explains how iTunes works with your iPod, he gets the music for free but you can buy it...Jordan giggles...Jeff continues explaining...FISH...Jeff says he has 500 songs...Jordan is shocked...Jeff says there are bigger ones, his is 500, he shuffles them all the time...Jeff says it's so easy...Jordan says the reason she doesn't have the internet is she doesn't like sitting there trying to figure it out...Jeff say it's easy if someone showed her...Jordan says if she had the internet, facebook or myspace she'd probably be on the internet a lot more and like it...Jeff says yeah, she should try to learn a little bit because it's now and the future 😉 Jordan admits that she had to get her friend to help her with email for the show, she didn't know how to send and respond..Jeff says it's because she never did it before...Jordan says she had internet back in middle school when it was popular (LOL) and in community college she never really sent emails, so she called her friend to help her, she wasn't doing it right, she is computer illiterate...Jeff says if someone was there for a week helping her she'd get it, she has to know how to do it...Jordan says what she wants to do when she's older has nothing to do with computers. Jeff says but in the future she'll need it, like paying her bills online...Jordan says heck no, she'll never do that, she's too scared...Jeff tries to talk some sense into her...Jordan says her mom works for a bank, she'll get her to do it...Jeff says "Jordan, you've got to learn to use it at some point, ykwim?"...Jordan says "I guess"...Jeff says everything revolves around the internet now...Jordan says people are trying to make everything too high tech when you don't need to use it...Jeff says you don't have to but it makes things easier...Jordan thinks people are so lazy..Jeff agrees but...Jordan says people are so lazy, she asks Jeff if it's true you can place your grocery order on the internet and then just go pick up your groceries?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says how ridiculous is that? that's the dumbest thing ever. (Looking back on this convo is hilarious, Jordan had no clue how she’d change) Jordan says she can see it for the elderly but if you're young, no...Jeff says what if you are busy at work and have to pick up your kids, you have to drop them off at soccer, you’ve emailed your order in and then picked it up to save time...Jordan says you can shop when the kids are at soccer then...Jeff knows what she's saying, he agrees with her but...Jordan says she thinks people take advantage of those things...Jordan repeats she thinks people are lazy and it's dumb (totally disagree, it's called managing your time & having time for things you really love to do)...Jeff sees her point about people being lazy though, they're staying indoors so much but people do have to work more now... JJLNT - Being a kid, jellyfish & being cute 2:43-3:05am Jeff and Jordan continue chatting about how the world is now...Jordan says she has relatives that have lived long lives, they worked hard, they still drive, if they can get out there and do things for themselves why can't young able bodied people do that?...Jeff gets her point and thinks she's right, he said that the other day, that kids don't play outside...Jordan says she was always outside...Jeff too, he'd get in trouble for staying outside too long, now you can't get kids to go outside because they're always inside playing games on the computer, playstation... Jordan says another thing that isn't good, she heard Ronnie say his marriage almost broke up because he spent too much time playing video games, she thinks people get addicted to those games, it's ok to let your kids have it but restrict their playing time...Jordan says in the neighborhood she lived in, there were so many kids, it was so much fun, there was always something to do, they'd make forts in the woods, play in the creek, play football in the field of a church...Jeff says that's cool...Jordan says she wishes she could be little again, you don't realize how much fun it is, just playing all day... Jeff snuggles into Jordan again...Jordan says her and her best friend played something called Inventions, they'd make up things to play with or do, they'd get hurt sometimes...Jordan turns to spoon with Jeff...she continues talking about how her one friend got banged up flying off a bike...Jeff says that's how he got the scar he has on his foot, he was on a scooter flying at what seemed like 100 miles an hour, he flipped over and wiped out big time...Jordan says she did that on her bike once, she flipped over it, it fell on her, her head was pounding, this fat girl who lived 2 doors down from her picked her up and carried her home 😜 Jordan is about to tell another story but Jeff wants to pee so he tells her to hold it, he gets up to leave saying she is motoring 100 miles an hour and he's getting tired, it's good...he leaves... Jeff comes back & Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says 2:45...Jordan says that's it? it feels later...Jeff throws in some game talk saying that if Jessie left, Lydia would evict herself (he would leave 2 days later )...Jordan giggles and says probably...Jeff says "she loves that fu**ing guy"...they talk about where they are in the house and then get quiet...Jeff asks what Jordan was saying?... Jordan tells the story about falling on a swing set, she fell on her neck, had a rope burn...she also tells about a piece of wood shoved up her knee, she flipped over her bike, she broke her arm and told Jeff that, she got stung by jellyfishes and a Portuguese man of war...Jeff says really? she didn't tell him that story...Jordan swears she did...Jeff says she didn't, he would have remembered. Jordan explains that she was on vacay with her fam, her sister and her were in the water, she jumped in front of her sister and jumped in a school of jellyfish, they all attacked...Jeff asks if they were at Myrtle Beach?...Jordan says no, Hilton Head, the man of war got on the back of her leg and it's tentacles wrapped around her leg...Jeff says no!...they wrapped tight around her leg, her leg was raised and red, she cried for an hour straight, it was circular shape and she had purple slashes...Jeff says "holy f**k! just from playing in the shallow water?"...Jordan says no they were going out and trying to ride waves, they were in a group...Jeff asks how old she was?...Jordan thinks 11 or 12...Jordan says they were in a wave...Jeff asks why Jordan doesn't jump a couple of feet?...Jordan says she didn't see them...Jeff says "no in the bed" 😂 Jeff asks Jordan to move over a little, he has no room, he's going to fall off...Jordan says it felt like a sharp rope brushing up against her leg and she jumped, then it started clinging and wrapping around her leg really fast, she started crying...Jeff says "holy f**k" again, he asks if she grabbed it?...Jordan says heck no, she was kicking and screaming in the ocean...Jeff says people probably thought it was a shark attack...Jordan says her brother went running the other way...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan says her sister kept yelling what!? what!?...Jordan says she felt 2 on her knee, a few on her ankle, she had 5 marks on her leg, omg, it was so painful...Jeff tells her to talk softer :) Jordan says her sister carried her out of the water and they were pouring salt water, vinegar on her...Jeff asks if anyone peed on her?...Jordan says yeah they had her brother pee...Jeff says he just fired it out and peed on you? Jordan says no, they had him pee in a cup...Jordan says they say to never go in the pool after a jellyfish bite, it makes it 10x worse...Jeff asks if they stuck to her...Jordan says she kicked hard to get them off...Jeff can't believe she didn't run out with them on her...Jordan says she was in shock and scared, her instinct was just to kick in the water...Jeff says he saw a guy on TV who got stung on purpose so he could find out the best cure, the guy was in sooo much pain... Jordan says she went back to where they were staying and she cried for an hour straight...Jeff says he's heard it's really bad...Jordan says she had to go to the doctor for it, she had to take antibiotics, it hurt so bad... They hold hands under the cover...Jordans says for awhile she was scared to go back into the ocean, she will stay on a raft or jump on someone's back, she gets scared when something brushes up against her leg, she even gets scared with seaweed...Jordan says a guy she worked with was a surfer and he came so close to being next to a shark...Jeff says Braden said that too...they giggle about Braden's story...Jordan says the only time she saw Braden serious was when he had to give his speech...Jeff says he was nervous...Jordan says well duh! it's nerve wracking... Cute moment when Jordan asks if she looks nervous when she's talking to Julie?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff, being goofy, says that Jordan's teeth stick out more...Jordan huhhhh's...Jeff cracks up laughing and says he's joking, he's just joking...Jordan says "yes they do"...Jeff in a cute voice says "no they don't, I swear to God"...he explains he was just doing that with his teeth, he was thinking of a shark, he relates it to a movie Jordan hasn't seen, nevermind. Jordan asks again if Jeff can tell?...Jeff says about the teeth thing, no, LOL "but you can tell, you can tell you're a little nervous but it's cute"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "it's cute"...Jordan says "is it a bad nervous?"...Jeff says "what did I just say?"...Jordan just wants confirmation...Jeff says "it's cute, you look cute" Jeff complains a little that Jordan is always so nervous before live shows and won't talk to him, he tries to get her attention but she brushes him of...Jordan admits she does that...Jeff says he tries to joke around with her and she won't have it...Jordan knows but does she twitch?...Jeff says no, she's not that bad but she's super nervous, that's why he tries to relax her...Jordan says she doesn't want to answer questions wrong...Jeff says you just have to answer them normal...Jordan says she does, normal for her...Jeff says he knows but others don't, they try to hard...Jordan says you feel like you're at a pageant...Jeff says he knows people get nervous...Jordan didn't like her answer last time...Jeff says she did fine, she didn't look bad... JeJo late night banter :) 3:05-3:09am Jeff and Jordan have just finished up talking about being nervous during the live show...Jordan straddles Jeff's body with her leg...she hasn't shaved...Jeff says "geez Jordan"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "f**k, I feel like I'm hanging out with Bob"...Jordan sits up saying she's going to shave them tomorrow...Jeff says her and him feel the same...Jordan laughs and lays back down saying that she has nasty hair that's dirty, she hasn't even washed her body...Jeff grabs Jordan around the chest and says "mmm, come here baby" 🥰 Jeff has his hand on her boobs...Jordan says "I'm waiting for your hand to move"...Jeff says mmm, mmm...Jordan says it's uncomfortable...Jeff says it's perfect...Jordan makes the excuse that it's not, his arm is going to hurt and go numb...Jeff moves it...Jordan doesn't want Jeff to go to bed because she needs someone to talk to...Jeff says he's talking to her but if she scratches his back he'll stay longer...Jordan says hmmm?...Jeff repeats...Jordan whines "fine"...Jeff gets all agitated saying when was the last time she scratched his back? for real?...Jordan asks why he gets so mad? just turn over...Jeff says she makes it such a fu**ing big deal...Jordan says "don't cuss at me"...Jeff says he wasn't, he was cussing in general, he didn't say "fu**ing Jordan" Jordan turns to get in position to scratch and says "no, but listen, just learn this, whenever you say something and you raise your tone of voice like that and you say the F word in it and you raise your tone, it makes it seem like you're yelling and you're being meaner, so just remember that" Jeff starts to talk and Jordan is already laughing, he says "on that note, scratch my fu**ing back right now" 😂 Jeff gets in position to be scratched...Jordan says she hates when people raise their voice at her and use the F word...Jeff says he's not raising his voice at her...Jordan says he said "effing"...Jeff says "shut up"...Jeff asks "you can't scratch my back?"...Jordan says she is! and she does LOL...Jeff says "Jesus, fu**ing pulling teeth"...Jeff says he thought they were supposed to be cool? now he's not even enjoying it...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff repeats he's not enjoying it...Jordan says why? does he want her to stop?...Jeff says no...Jordan says to quit complaining...Jeff says ok...Jeff suddenly grabs Jordan's hand and puts it on his butt and then farts 🤪 They crack up! especially Jeff...Jordan says "why did you fart on my hand? gross!!"...Jordan says what if that was a hot one and he did that? she would have been mad at him!...Jeff keeps laughing and says he can't believe they just fu**ing rip them in front of each other...Jordan doesn't care, she thinks it's funny...Jeff says obviously :) JJLNT - Kids, high school & sports 3:09-3:27am JeJo continue talking...Jordan tells Jeff she's never met anyone that likes to be rubbed as much as him...Jeff says she tells him that all the time...Jordan says "you do, did your mom rub you all the time?"...Jeff says they've had this discussion 5 times...Jordan knows...Jeff says he told her that he was hyper (as a kid) and she would scratch him to calm him down...Jordan asks if his mom rubbed him until he fell asleep?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she heard that before from other people...Jeff says yeah, he kinda got used to it, you know?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "you know?"...Jordan says right...Jeff gets a little agitated saying that he hopes she's listening so they don't have this conversation in two days... Jordan says she thinks it's exciting too though when you have a little kid and you're putting them to bed, rubbing their arm and they're about to fall asleep, they're cute and it's yours, you made it...Jeff mmm, hmm's but says not if it's your third one (like him) and he's climbing the walls, it's probably not that cute then...Jordan thinks they're all cute, she says there's a lady that comes in the salon that has 4 or 5 kids and they all kind of look alike, they're so cute and all blond. Jeff says "I know, I can't wait to have kids" 😊...Jordan asks if it's bad for a woman to have kids later in life, the baby is prone to more disorders...Jeff says yeah, that's what he's heard, you're not supposed to...Jordan says some women do and they're fine...Jordan says it's better to for guys to have kids later...Jeff says then you're an old dad...Jordan says she just means it's better to wait until your 30's as opposed to your 20's which is too early to be a dad...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan keeps scratching in silence... Jordan says her aunt had her first baby around 30, 31 or maybe late 20's, her kids look like the dad not her...Jordan says she'll be mad if her kids don't look like her...Jeff giggles...she'll be mad just because LOL...Jeff says the kid will have something from Jordan...Jordan says her mom said she was an ugly baby...Jeff says some babies are ugly, what are you going to do?... Jordan says when she popped out everybody was like ughhh, everybody was saying she sure didn't look like them, she looked like a hoot owl with big 'ole eyes, she was skinny, she wasn't the cutest baby...Jeff says (what about) everyone who think they have the cutest baby in the world...Jordan says her mom didn't...Jeff says that's good, your mom is real...Jordan says that her mom said she got cuter when she got older and fatter...Jeff just keeps giggling. Jordan says her sister was "real" fat, she had white hair...Jeff says "real" fat, how fat is "real" fat LOL...Jordan says she had to go on a diet...Jeff asks "as a baby?"...Jordan says yeah, her mom would squeeze her sister but when her mom would squeeze Jordan, she would give her mom a dirty look...Jeff says "I know that look" they giggle... Jordan keeps scratching in silence again...Jeff thinks she is done and then directs her to scratch a real itch...Jordan asks if Jeff was an athlete in high school? (LOL! as Jeff would say, what show have you been on for the last month?😂 ) Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff was actually like the clique he was in?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if he was popular or a dork?...Jeff says he wasn't the most popular but he was alright, he didn't give a f**k in high school, he was an athlete but didn't give a f**k about anybody...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he just didn't, he just wore the same clothes to school everyday, he didn't care...Jordan asks if he was grungy?...Jeff says no, he wore a sweatpants and a v-neck t-shirt everyday, he didn't care, he was just kind of a dick...Jordan asks if he looked different?...Jeff says no, he looks pretty much the same, exactly the same...Jordan says she looks exactly the same too. Jordan says that some people get better looking, there was this one guy who was so dorky in freshman and sophomore year and then jr & sr year he got so hot and everybody wanted him...Jeff says oh yeah?...Jordan says he got better looking...Jeff sarcastically says "lucky guy" (JMO but Jeff never liked it when people would base their opinion of a person on their looks, how hot they were) Jordan says he made some changes, got rid of his glasses, etc, he grew up, some guys in the earlier grades looked they hadn't gone through puberty, they were little...Jeff giggles and asks "do you love him?"...Jordan says she liked him as a friend...Jeff says "I'm just joking...I'm just joking Jordan" Jeff asks "you miss your friends huh?...Jordan says she misses her girlfriends because they're all so happy and fun, they're not negative, they put her in a good mood...Jeff says "I wanna go there one day" :) ...Jordan says "where?"...Jeff says "by you" 😊 Jordan says oh yeah, you can...Jeff says he wants to fu**ing crack up... Jordan talks about how her friends all knew the code to her house and they would all crash at her house whenever they needed to...Jeff says that would be fun, he'd come if the Bears were in town, that'd be perfect...Jordan says maybe her dad could get tickets or maybe she could get tickets if she wanted to, although getting tickets is harder when the teams are good, she asks if the Bears are good?...Jeff says no, they're not the best...Jordan says they'd be easier then...they compare the Bears and the Panthers...Jeff turns back and thanks Jordan for the backscratch saying she did a good job. :) Jordan asks what's more popular? football or baseball? Jeff says Chicago is a football city but if the Cubs were to ever win the World Series, Chicago would go bananas...Jordan asks who normally wins? the Yankees?...Jeff says yeah but the White Sox won a couple years back...Jordan asks where they are from?...Jeff says Chicago...Jordan didn't know there were 2 teams in Chicago...Jordan asks why? because it's so big?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan asks why she doesn't have a baseball team?...Jeff doesn't know but they just got a basketball team (Charlotte)... Jordan says there's some controversy over a baseball field they built and some Nascar thing...Jeff says they're probably trying to establish the city, get more teams...Jordan says Charlotte is definitely growing like crazy... Jordan says they have the football stadium that is huge and the Nascar Hall of Fame, Jordan worked at Dale Earnheardt's bar...Jeff says people from Chicago don't like Nascar, he shouldn't say everybody but he thinks it's so stupid, he doesn't get it, they drive around in a circle fu**ing 500 times...Jordan giggles...Jeff says how do you watch it? what lap are you on? 300? ok call me in fu**ing 4 hours when they're done driving, he doesn't understand it...Jordan says you can camp out and get drunk...Jeff says he means on TV?...Jordan says it's fun when it's live, it's loud, you need earmuffs, she talks about how a racer spun out and luckily the fence stopped him from hitting anyone...they talk about how instant death would be if that car hit you...Jeff has never understood racing, he knows people love it but he doesn't get it... Jordan says when you're in the crowd and drunk, it's fun but people can get out of control, it's just a bunch of rednecks yelling, it's fun, people grill out...Jeff asks if you can bet on it?...Jordan thinks so, she talks about Speedstreet in May, how they block off roads downtown, they have concert stages, there's food and beer, everyone and their mother is there, it's fun...Jeff sarcastically says "sounds like a blast" LOL Jordan says it's crowded, so crowded… JJLNT - Cute stories & whispering 3:27-3:46am Jeff says when he comes visit (to Charlotte) they'll have to hit up "beatstreet"...Jordan says beatstreet?...Jeff says Speedstreet, whatever the f**k it is LOL Jordan says that's in May, he'd have to wait ...Jeff says "oh you lost"...Jordan says she missed it this year because she came out to LA for finals, she was gone for a week...Jordan says when they were filming Talladega Nights, Molly Shannon was filming a scene in a restaurant near where her parents were...Jeff sarcastically says "exxxciting"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "no for real, that is pretty cool"... Jordan tells a story about a lady on the top floor of a restaurant who kept trying to scoop her cake and it fell onto the floor below and cake went everywhere, it was so funny...Jeff says "you're funny Jordan" 😊...Jordan says "not really"...Jeff says "you got good stories, I like how you get all excited about little things, it's cute" Jordan says "thanks" Jordan can't take a compliment so she starts talking about her hair, asking if it stinks?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she keeps playing with her bangs, she can't wait to get a haircut...Jeff says him too, he cut it today and fu**ed it up a little bit...Jordan says her friend Char gives the best haircuts, all the men go to her...Jeff says Char?...Jordan says Charlotte...Jeff says Charlotte from Charlotte?...Jordan says no, she's from Buffalo NY... They return with JeJo talking about Maine, about New Jersey being a dirty state...Jordan says she doesn't think she'd like it up north, is where Jeff is from the north?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan starts babbling something about heathers? heathens? (not quite sure what that is about LOL)...they then talk about northerners vs. southerners... Jordan says you can tell a northerner because they are louder and have more of a stronger presence...Jordan talks about a lady from New Jersey who goes to her salon, she was surprised that people talk to you in grocery stores in Charlotte, in NJ they don't even look at you...Jeff says that makes sense...Jordan asks if they do that in Chicago?...Jeff says pretty much...Jordan asks if they don't greet you nicely?...Jeff says no, they're not super friendly, they just do their job, they're nice but they're not all country LOL Jordan says when she goes to the store they start conversation and she talks back...Jeff says there are too many people, how are you going to talk to 10 thousand people every shift?...Jordan says she'll talk to them saying "hi, how's your day going?"...Jeff says "awww" :) Jordan says they tell her good...Jeff says people just leave each other alone...they talk about how it's cute and sweet that grocery stores will hire people with disabilities to work there, they're so nice...Jordan says she hates it when people are rude. Jordan tells the story of when she was at a hotel and the maid asked her if she wanted more trash bags, Jordan didn't hear, asked her what she said, then the lady mumbled it so Jordan asked her again nicely what she was asking and the lady said "trasssshhh baaaagggs" it was so funny...Jeff asks if Jordan laughed?...Jordan says her and Peyton laughed, of course because the lady had attitude...Jordan wants Outback when she gets home (random!) ...FISH... Jeff is now talking about paying his bills by cheque while he's gone and his parents are taking care of his mail...Jeff tells Jordan to move her bush (hair)...Jordan says sorry and giggles...Jeff says he's getting cranky...Jordan says "well go to bed then"...Jeff says she's motoring and he's trying to wind down... Jordan says he'll have so much mail...Jeff says email, f**k, it's going to be so weird getting into the swing of things...Jordan says yep...Jeff says with work, he doesn't even want to go back...Jordan asks if he's serious?...Jeff says no, he's just going to be so fu**ed up going back, he won't even know what he's doing...Jordan says she leaves work a week and she feels rusty...Jeff gets more water and then lays back down and snuggles into Jordan saying he wants to go to sleep right now :) Jordan says he only has 2 more days, didn't that baked ziti look good?...(thanks for rubbing it in Jordan!)...Jeff says yeah!...(I think Jeff pinches her because she ow's lol)...Jordan says she'll fix him some when he's off of slop...Jeff says forget it, he's not fixing her nothing no more...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "I'm joking, it'd be nice if you did that Jordan"...Jordan says if Jeff cooks he has to cook for her and vice versa Jeff says yeah, the first time she cooked he was on slop...Jordan says she was craving it, she had to eat something good...Jeff says it did look good, he wanted to eat it...Jordan says the sauce was so good 🤨...Jeff says he's making pasta first thing...Jordan asks if he knows how to make Alfredo?...Jeff doesn't know how from scratch, there's no Alfredo sauce...Jordan says she cut up celery, she likes it with ranch...Jeff says he'll make good pasta on Thursday, put a lot of meat in it... Jordan asks why Jeff rattles his feet? how does it make him fall asleep?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says she tried it but it just disturbs her...Jeff cracks up laughing...Jeff doesn't even know he does it...Jordan says it was so funny that Kevin thought he was...Jeff says "jerking off?" LOL Jordan asks what year Jeff graduated?...Jeff says 96...Jordan says reeeeallly?...Jeff says "let me guess, you graduated in 2005?" just as Jordan says 2005 LOL Jordan starts counting the 9 year difference Jordan says she graduated 9 years later...Jeff says cuz he's 9 years older... Jordan says she's getting kind of sleepy...Jeff too...Jordan says she was motoring, she gets going...Jeff reaches over her, mmm's and gives her a few silent kisses, then sniffs her...Jordan says for him not to sniff her, she probably stinks...Jeff gives up 😒and says "ahhh, fu**k", he turns on his back...Jordan wonders what time it is?...Jeff says 4, 3:45... Jordan turns towards Jeff and asks where his ear is? she wants to tell Jeff something...she starts whispering in Jeff's ear...they talk and giggle about what they're whispering about and then Jeff whispers in Jordan's ear and Jordan giggles...Jordan whispers in Jeff's ear and Jeff takes the opportunity to hug Jordan closer...more giggling amidst whispers...Jordan wants to talk more but Jeff needs to whisper ...Jeff wants to know where Jordan's face is at...Jordan says it tickles...more whispers...Jeff loses his train of thought because I think he's just happy to be surrounding Jordan 🥰..Jeff whispers about the wizard...more game whispering...Jeff cuddles Jordan more and mmm's...he says he got a hair in his tooth and Jordans giggles...Jeff mmm's again and whispers "that's all...we'll talk more later" LOL Jordan deflecting again says she's going to lay out tomorrow, she needs to...Jordan says Jeff needs to quit rattling...Jeff stops and she thanks him...Jordan needs to go pee but is lazy to go now but doesn't want to go in the middle of the night...Jeff doesn't want to go to the other room...FISH... Goodnight - leaning on Jordan 3:50am Jordan comes back from the bathroom and settles into bed again...Jordan says it's almost 4 and the others are about to go to bed...Jeff says he needs to go too...Jeff asks if Jordan is tired?...Jordan says she's getting there...Jeff sighs...Jordan says as soon as Jeff goes to bed, she'll be able to go to sleep...Jeff whines/moans and says he could he'd fall asleep right there...Jordan asks if Jeff is staying or going?...Jeff says he can't stay...Jordan goes to grab her mic...Jeff tells her not to bother, he asks if she still wants to stay up?...Jordan says no, go!...they laugh...Jordan says Jeff needs his sleep...Jeff agrees but says he's not going to sleep in there (HN room)...Jordan says if he can't sleep, he can come back in there and they'll talk...Jeff says ok Jordan...Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says goodnight, curses and sits up to put his shirts on...Jordan says "you sleep tight"...Jeff says "you too, good dreams"...Jeff says he has to tip toe to go in there but when he does that he wakes her (Michele) up and she starts moaning...Jordan giggles...Jeff says then he'll get pissed off and he won't be able to sleep.. Jeff leans back onto Jordan one last time, he clearly doesn't want to go... Jeff says "I'll see you in the morning anyway"...Jordan says "k, goodnight" and Jeff leaves... Sleepy hammock lockdown 10:04-10:22am The HG's are locked down outside. Jeff has been laying on the hammock resting/sleeping...Jordan joins, she tells Jeff she's burning up over where she was. They lay down opposite each other...Jeff continues lightly sleeping and Jordan closes her eyes too, she secret smiles occasionally. Jordan is a bit restless but Jeff just keeps trying to half sleep... About 8 or 9 minutes go by before they speak...Jeff says "Johrrdan"...they hold hands...Jeff wants a thumb war, they have a thumb war, Jeff wins...Jordan says "you got me"...Jeff says "I beat you half asleep"...Jordan says "you've got a long thumb"...Jeff takes his foot and taps Jordan's face with it and they giggle...Jordan says that Jeff has that funny thumb that looks like Jabba the Hut...Jeff asks her where she got that from?...Jordan says she made it up...Jeff says just from looking at it right then? that's a lie...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she ever told anybody that before?...Jordan says why would she tell people that?...Jeff says because it's kind of a good one.😀 Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says it's funny...Jordan says to look at his thumb...Jeff says every time he looks at it, he's going to think that...Jordan says her friend has a hammerhead thumb. Jeff looks over at Jordan's hairy legs and gets grossed out, he says "dude, look at your legs, oh gawd Jordan!"...Jordan laughs and says she knows she has to shave...Jeff says she needs to go to a barber, not a razor. Jordan explains that she likes to shave in the bath...Jeff says he's going to throw up...Jordan says "do you think I care? no"...Jeff says to leave it for another week if she doesn't care...Jordan says then they'd be real long, she's going to shave today...Jeff says she better, she's going to be tripping over it...they laugh. Jordan says she's tired...Jeff says he wants to go back to bed...Jordan says she thinks they will be outside for awhile...Jeff wonders why?...Jordan says because they were sleeping in too long...Jeff says so they can come outside and sleep?...Jordan says no, to get them up...Jeff says he can't sleep in that room...Jordan says Jeff felt like a popsicle earlier...Jeff says "you felt me?"...Jordan says yeah, his body was cold, the HN room sucks to sleep in...Jeff says he keeps putting on layers in there...Jordan says she told him it was cold. They quiet down and then Jordan says all of them are more awake at night then during the day...Jeff says all of them are on a fu**ed up schedule...Jordan hugs Jeff's leg and then Jeff says for him to hug Jordan's and he makes a sandpaper sound rubbing up against her leg. LOL They quiet down again and then BB tells them the lockdown is over and they head inside... Jeff giggles at Jordan the gardener 12:36-12:39pm The HG's are on outside lockdown. Jeff is sitting with Kevin on the patio. Jordan is out by the end of the BY shaving her legs. When she is done, she asks Jeff if the garden needs to be watered. Jeff says "no, go ahead" Jordan, while sitting, points the hose in the direction of the garden and fires water at it, mostly hitting the windows. Jeff looks at her and says he'll do it later to not worry. Jeff smiles, looks at Kevin and looks back at Jordan... Jordan is struggling with water pressure and Jeff says "Jordan, just leave it, I'll do it later" Jordan laughs and says she'll do it. Jeff says she's going to get the windows all wet. Jordan gets up to water properly, she struggles with the hose but manages to start watering but with a lot of force practically destroying the plants, lol. Jeff starts laughing...smiles, laughs again at Jordan who is done after about 20 seconds, dropping the hose and getting her towel. She then recoils the hose and her short stint as gardener is over 😂 Jeff won’t let Jordan cut his hair...or will he? 1:24-1:31pm Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Natalie are by the pool. Jordan is on the blue raft. Jeff says he thinks he's going to cut his hair...Jordan says she wants to cut it, she says let me cut it...Jeff says he doesn't know about that...Jordan says why? she won't mess it up, she promises...Natalie thinks Jordan does hair...Jordan says no, she's a receptionist, she watches them...Jeff laughs and says "yeah, what the hell" LOL Jordan says "Jeffff, I'm serious, I won't mess it up, I promise" :) Jeff says no because he knows her, she will f**k it up and then say she didn't know and then she will think it's cute and he won't and he's already kind of pissed...Jordan says she's serious because she would get mad if someone messed up her hair, she really will try, she promises, she will take little bits and pieces...Jeff says he knows exactly to a tee what's going to happen...Jordan says listen...Jeff says he will let her do it...Jordan says ok, she says she watches them at work...Jeff says Jordan will say (after wrecking it) that it's going to grow back, it's no big deal, gawd! Jordan again says she watches them at work do it...Jeff says she's so cranky...Jordan promises she won't mess it up...Jeff says he's going to do it...Jordan says she wants to do the top...Jeff says he's not doing the top, he just cut the top and fu**ed it up himself...Jordan says to let her fix it, she cut her friend's sister's hair, you know Jeff sometimes you have to have faith... Jeff says we'll do it later...I'll let you...wash it. Jordan says she will take little bits off where you can't even tell...Jeff says it's still a no but he'll let her...Jordan says what do you mean it's a no?...Jeff says because if she f**ks it up he's going to get pissed off, if he f**ks it up he's mad at himself...Jordan says she won't mess it up, she promises...Jeff says he knows and then when she does it's no big deal...Jordan says she will be serious about it...Jordan says to just have a little fun...Jeff says exactly why no, it's not fun and it's not funny when you screw it up...Jordan asks why would she screw it up on purpose?...Jeff says he's already predicting what's happening...Jordan says Jeff needs to go back to bed...Jeff says exactly and then after he bitches about it, he's the asshole with the patch in his hair...Jordan says what if she cuts his hair and he freakin' loves it...Jeff says then he apologizes and he'll make her some slop.😁 Jordan says he better start because he's going to love it and anyways he already messed it up himself...Jeff says that's true, he will let her do it a little bit...Jordan says fine...Jeff says she will be fine...Jordan says she knows she'll do fine, she watches them all day...Jeff says he watches people paint, doesn't mean he's a painter. Natalie says she cut Jessie's hair good, it was her first time ever, she just listened to what he told her...Jordan says "see Jeff"...Jeff says Natalie's a listener, Jordan is going to take it as a jokey...Jordan says no, I'm not...Jeff yells "I KNOW IT!" Jeff says see, she's already laughing...Jordan says she's just laughing because Jeff is getting so pissed, lighten up...Jeff says he's angry because he got an extra day of slop...Jordan asks why does he have the extra day?...Jeff explains about the Gatorade thing...Jordan says "oh shit!"...Natalie says they would have never known (if not for Lydia)...Jeff says Lydia called him out...Jordan had no idea...Natalie says it sucks he got called out for one sip...Jeff says it's his fault, not her fault...Jeff says he is just more pissed if he goes on slop next week, he won't get that break...Jeff says he can't control the future so, actually he can if he wins, he says "I'm over it, it's done, let's go f**k up my hair so I have something to really complain about" LOL JeJo play badminton 3:08-3:15pm Jeff & Jordan play badminton in the BY...Jordan wishes it was tennis instead, she says it's harder than it looks. Jordan gets frustrated easily (and they say she isn't competitive! lol)...Jeff says she is doing good, she has got it...Jordan is getting pissed and she's going to quit...Jeff says no, she has got it. They keep playing but at one point Jordan gets so mad that she smashes her racquet on the weight bench. Jordan then says "fu**in A!" and Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan misses again, smashes her racquet on the grass, she says she hates this game and she's not playing anymore, she stomps off, repeats that she hates that game, she's going inside, she is pissed!...Jeff just smiles and pats her butt with the racquet as she leaves... Jordan cuts Jeff’s hair 3:27-4:01pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vRPY0H31Xo&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A&feature=c4-overview Jeff, Jordan & Michele are in the bathroom...Jeff is prepping to cut his hair, just before he starts he gives Jordan a little smile through the mirror :) Jeff starts using the clippers to cut the side of his hair...Jeff tells Jordan to come over there, he shows her how he's doing it, he doesn't want it to high, he will let her do the back, she can't mess it up (LOL oh yeah?)...Jordan looks at him through the mirror and smirks a little...Jeff asks what she's doing?...Jordan says "looking"... Jeff continues clipping the sides...Jeff asks if Jordan is nervous?...Jordan says no, she asks Jeff if he knows what he is doing?...Jeff says yeah, he'll fix it later...Jeff tells Jordan to take over...she asks exactly what to do, she doesn't want to get yelled at...Jeff says to do it just like he was doing...Jordan asks Jeff to sit down...they share a little laugh and Jeff says "oh f**k"...Jeff is confident saying that Jordan can't really f**k it up so...😉😂 Jeff hands her the newly oiled clippers and she tries to start...she grabs it in an awkward looking manner and Jeff gets a little freaked out saying "what are you doing with that thing?"...Jeff grabs the clippers and repositions them...he tells Jordan to hold on, he's gotta see, he tries to open Jordan's mirror compact...Jordan starts giggling, Jeff can't get it open, Jordan opens it with one hand and says "it's really not that hard Jeff" LOL! Jordan confirms that she goes from the bottom up, she doesn't want to hear Jeff yell later...Jordan is about to start when Jeff tells her it still looks weird...Jordan says it's more comfortable that way but she changes the way she's holding it to appease Jeff and she starts clipping...she is tentative and slow...Jeff says just to not go too high, she's doing good...he tells her to push against his head, she does and then says that it's taking off a lot of hair, is he sure he wanted that much off?...Jeff says it's over now...Michele tells Jordan it's fine...Jordan keeps going...Jeff keeps coaching her on what to do and she tries to follow...she works on the cowlicks on the back of his hair...they debate whether to go higher or cut more and then Jordan continues clipping...Jeff keeps giving his ideas and Jordan tells him to quit being so nervous.😊 Now Jordan says she won't mess it up...Jeff says Jordan's getting the hang of it...she keeps clipping and then Jeff gets testy thinking Jordan doesn't know what they're doing next...Jeff asks her if she understands?...Jordan does, she says "ok, you want all this even because you're going to go shorter with the shorter gauge with the no. 4 (ha! ) Jeff shuts up LOL...Jeff says that was good, he takes the clippers, stands up and continues doing the sides...he asks Jordan if it's pretty good?...Jordan sits down, she says yep...Jeff holds the compact mirror up to see what he's doing in the back, he says the line has to be fixed...Jordan asks what line? she didn't do it even?...Jeff asks Jordan if she's ready for the next part?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "that was a lot of hair"...Jeff keeps clipping with Jordan watching... Jeff asks if Jordan saw how what he's doing evened it a little?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and Jeff says "let's dance"...Jordan tells Jeff she needs to move the chair, she rotates it to face away from the mirror so Jeff can hold the compact mirror and watch her...Jeff says he trusts her, she needs to do the back so he moves the chair back...Jordan almost gives up saying "why don't you just do it"...Jeff says "you can't do that?"...Jordan asks again for instruction, Jeff explains and she starts clipping...they share a little giggle...Jordan says they need scissors to blend it...a little banter when they look at the haircut...Jeff says it's not going to get any better, he doesn't know what he's doing either. Jordan says she likes Jeff's hair shorter...she turns off the clippers, uses the blowdryer to blow the hair off Jeff...Jeff says "ahh, professional" :)...Jordan leaves to get the scissors, she comes back and she looks for a brush or comb...Jordan tells Jeff to sit down...Jeff says this is the danger zone...Jordan knows...she starts cutting...pretty hilarious to watch since she a) has no comb to help guide her b) is a lefty using right handed scissors and c) is so nervous to cut because Jeff keeps making things worse! LOL...they laugh...Jordan says she's concentrating...Jeff instructs her again...more laughs...Jeff says to watch her fingers...omg she cuts like 1/8th of an inch at a time!! Jordan says she doesn't want to mess up her sections...Jeff says she knows something about it, why doesn't she go to school to become a stylist?...Jordan says she doesn't want to work weekends...they agree they make good money...Jordan comments on Jeff's cowlick...she says that she barely cut any off...they move the chair back so she has a better angle, she continues cutting but is still tentative even though Jeff tells her she can cut more off... Jeff finally says "what are you cutting, a millimeter off of there?" (hmm, since when did Jeff become Canadian with his metric reference? lol)...Jordan says she'll cut a little then he can tell her to cut more...Jeff says he wants more cut LOL...Jordan says she doesn't want him to yell at her...Jeff says she did a good job, now how is the back blending?...(It isn't!!) 😛 Jordan lies and says it is...Jeff says ok...Jordan then admits that it's not too good because he cut it too short (LOL she cut it!)....Jeff says she did that line!...Jordan says he told her to go up that far. hmm lol Jessie has entered the building 😎 and says that it's fine, she just didn't blend it yet...Jordan tries to explain it away but the fact remains it isn't blended...Jordan says he can just wear it all forward...Jeff says there are too many fu**ing cooks in the kitchen...Natalie has come in and says it looks good though...they leave...they agree that it doesn't matter, in a couple of days it will grow in...Jeff says again "you're doing good though Jordan" 😊..Jordan says she told him she wouldn't mess it up...Jordan keeps trimming...Jeff says it's not bad for a ghetto haircut. Kevin and Lydia walk in and give their opinion, Lydia thinks the back needs to be trimmed, she advises Jordan what to do...Lydia says "you cut with your left hand Jordan?"...Jordan says yeah, she's left handed...Jeff asks if you don't need left-handed scissors?...usually yes, it makes it easier...Jordan smiles and Jeff asks why she's laughing, it's fu**ed up?...Lydia says to trust...Jeff says he is, he's been good...Jordan says she's never cut hair except for once...Jordan feels like she's done so she asks the others how it is?...Kevin still thinks there's a step there... At this point Lydia takes over and with more assertiveness, she starts blending Jeff's hair and does a really good job 😀...Jordan says "fix this then" and Jeff laughs seeing that Jordan was fibbing LOL... Jeff says "now those scissors are motoring, she did good though" :) Jordan tells Lydia to cut his bangs a little...Jeff is hesitant, he likes them longer...Lydia blends it all in nicely...Lydia asks Jordan about hair school again...Lydia says everyone does it and it's so competitive. Jeff sees how it looks and says "oh, this is a good jam haircut"...Lydia continues and starts doing the front...Jeff freaks out a little saying this part he's sensitive about LOL... Lydia cuts just a little...Jordan wants more cut...Jeff doesn't and they decide that's all...funnily enough Jeff says he doesn't know what they do in "Carolina's" (he would find out wouldn't he? :) ) but over here (that's how it's done)...Jordan says it's a good haircut...Jeff says "great haircut, good job Gucci's"...Jordan says she likes Jeff with his hair shorter, he looks better looking with it shorter, it makes his face look younger, not so old...Lydia says damn Jordan, that's a stone...Jeff says he didn't know they could jam a haircut like that... Lydia leaves, Jeff goes to high five Jordan, she raises her hand and Jeff falls on top of Jordan, hugging her tight...he says he's all hairy... Jordan screeches "you smushed my boob!! oww Jeff! I think you popped my implant!" 🤪..Jeff leaves smiling and Jordan leaves saying "oww, my boob"... Haircut squeezes & hugs 4:01pm Jordan gets up after getting her boob smashed by Jeff...she walks towards the kitchen holding it and laughing...Jeff is in the kitchen looking at his playdoh little Jeff... BB tells Jeff to put on his mic...Jeff comments that little Jeff's hair is super grey and heads to the bathroom...Jordan says "Jeff you smushed my boob!", she comes around the counter and stands near the hallway and says to Jeff "I think you popped it" ...Jeff, who has walked back, says "let me feel"...Jordans says "it hurts" while Jeff reaches out squeezing Jordan's boob LOL ...he says "nah it feels good" 😊 Jordan reaches out and touches Jeff's hair saying it looks better...Jeff grabs Jordan saying thank you and they hug... Jordan squeezes Jeff's butt for good measure ;) and then Jeff points out how much hair Jordan has on her top and he walks off... Jordan finally shaved 4:29pm Jeff is sitting on the patio smoking...Jordan comes outside and Natalie tells her that she did a good job (with Jeff's haircut)...Jordan says "thanks, Lydia fixed it"...Jordan approaches Jeff...Jeff says "you look clean"...Jordan says "I shaved"...Jeff says "I know, I saw" and he feels Jordan's smooth legs... Jordan says "now you don't have to feel like you're kissing a man" LOL Jeff laughs and Jordan sits down to watch the activity in the BY… Golf LUV not LOVE 9:11-9:17pm Jeff is outside practicing his golf swing, Jordan is sitting with her feet in the hot tub, she watches him...Jordan asks Jeff if he's good at golf?...Jeff says he's ok, he's not good, he can keep up...Jeff walks to the far end of the BY while Jordan gets ready to get in the hot tub...Jeff says he's going to get the balls right in the hot tub...Jordan let's Jeff know that she has a bathing suit on this time ;) ...Jeff says "wow" :) Jordan says "I know, can you believe it?"...Jeff asks "what's the occasion?" LOL Jordan reminds Jeff to not hit her...Jeff says he won't...Jeff says they're nerf balls...Jeff hits the first one in...Jordan gets in and says her boob hurts from earlier when Jeff fell on it...Jeff gets the second one in, misses the third and the fourth...Jeff smiles and Jordan giggles...Jeff walks over to the near end of the BY again and Jordan says "so what's new?"...Jeff smiles and says "nothing, how about you?" Jordan asks if Jeff likes his new haircut?...Jeff says "yeah, I do, why?"...Jordan giggles and says "and you were bitching at me"...Jeff says he was because Jordan jokes around...Jordan says "hey! just cuz I laugh and I think things are funny doesn't mean I'm going to screw your hair up"...Jeff says if he didn't tell her exactly what to do it would have been screwed up, he heard she went too high...Jordan says Jeff told her where to go...Jeff says Jordan did a good job...Jordan says Lydia fixed some of it (more like most of it LOL)...Jordan says she blended it in...Jeff says yeah but Jordan did good though :) Jeff starts hitting the balls to the far end again...Michele comes outside (big surprise 🙄)...she and Jordan talk briefly...Jordan almost gets hit by one ball, she giggles and says "bullseye"...Michele makes some smart comment about Jeff hitting Jordan in the head, ugh...Jordan says that Jeff wants to drown her...Michele makes another smart comment about Jeff wanting to drown people...Jeff laughs and says that it's a term of endearment, he told Michele he wanted to drown her... (btw Michele, he's just being nice, he only wants to truly drown Jordan) ...Jordan says that Jeff wants to drown her at the bottom of the pool...Jeff looking at Jordan says "it's a good thing, it means I love you"...Michele delusionally says "aww, thanks" 🥴 Jordan who completely ignores Michele continues to talk about her and Jeff by saying he means L U V you...Jeff signs/sings L O V E....Jordan says "no LUV not LOVE"...Jeff asks why Jordan has this giggle grin on her face?...Jordan says she loves how Jeff says "what's up?"...Jeff says she always has something to say...Jordan asks where Jeff got the word stones from?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says "you just started saying it?" Jeff says "yeah"...Michele interrupts saying to Jeff "you have a very cute vocabulary" 🙄 ...Jeff says "me?"...Michele says "yeah"...Jeff looking at Jordan says "thanks Michele"...Jordan asks "what did Michele say?"...Michele repeats that Jeff has a cute vocabulary...Jordan completely changes the subject... IMO Jordan felt a little embarrassed that she kept making fun of Jeff when Michele would always praise him or she didn't want Michele praising him Jordan yells that Michele doesn't have to put her clothes in the dryer...Michele doesn't mind...Jordan says that her dark jeans can't go in the dryer, they'll shrink...Jordan pokes fun that Jeff busted her implant...Michele doesn't play along by saying that Jordan needs to see a doctor...Jordan then changes back to the jeans saying if they go in the dryer she won't be able to get them up her ass...Michele condescendingly says that normally jeans don't go up her ass, they go over her ass...Lydia comes outside and Jordan stops talking to Michele and talks to Lydia... Who loves Jessie more? Not Jordan… 9:51pm Chima, Lydia, Jessie, Natalie, Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...they are debating whether to play the table topics game...some banter goes on about Jessie and the "love" triangle with Lydia and Natalie, who makes him food... Jeff says "who loves Jessie more?" LOL Jeff points at the game and says "that's a question in the card"...lol's all around...Jessie says "thanks Jeff"...Chima says "and crickets"...Jeff says "it wasn't me" :) Natalie says it's Jordan, she left Jeff and went to Jessie...Jeff says "he's got too many fans already...Jordan wouldn't take that chance" ;) Natalie says she doesn't know, Jordan seems like the gambling type...Jeff says "oh really? a foursome?"...Natalie says no, she wouldn't even do that...Jeff says uh, ha, a threesome?...eww's and ahh's...Jeff says Natalie is travelling down a weird path, is she sure she wants to do that?...Natalie says she has 18 year old ears, remember that...Jeff says he didn't say anything dirty...things get a little awkward and then Jeff says they better read one of those cards to kill the moment. LOL Table topics game - JeJo cuteness 10-11:20pm Jeff & Jordan play the Table Topics game with the other HG's. They end up answering questions back to back... @ 10:08 Jordan answers the question about her "perfect" day being with her mom, going for a walk, shopping, having dinner, watching TV...Jeff watches her sweetly... ...and then says "aww, cute as hell" 🥰 Jeff rubs Jordan's neck... They continue answering...@ 10:14 Jordan answers she'd go on a spiritual journey by helping out kids that are starving, in poor countries, by bringing them food...Jeff reaches over and pinches her cheek 🥰...Jordan says if she was like Angelina Jolie and had lots of money she'd adopt one...Jeff says "alright, take it easy"...Jordan says she would... @ the 10:18:20 mark (Cam 4 but for some reason the audio doesn't work when only on this cam) Jeff reaches over and squeezes Jordan's arm...Jordan smiles flexing her arm...Jeff squeezes again to feel her muscles :) Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek again, more cuteness!...Jeff pretends to give her a karate chop and then says she looks tan :) Jordan says "do I?"...they continue flirting and then Jordan jumps up to sit on the counter...Jeff almost touches her on the neck and then almost touches her on the leg but holds himself back...so telling...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's shoulder briefly and Jeff squeezes her leg...Jordan then looks around, rubs Jeff's arm a few times and lets go... @ 10:20 Jordan is asked if she would go on the space shuttle?...the others says yes for sure but she is not so keen...Jeff says she would barf up those noodles again and he would shit his pants LOL then Jeff is asked what name he would like besides his?...Jeff doesn't like his name Jeff and he admits that he uses the name "Lincoln" as his alias when he goes out, it's always been his fake name. @ 10:44 Jordan is asked what's more important, justice or forgiveness?...Jordan answers forgiveness...Jeff says "aww, that's a Jordan answer" :) Chima says she's all justice and Jeff says "me too, I'm all about eye for an eye"...right after that Jeff is asked if he got a new tattoo what would he get and where would he put it?...Jeff says he'd get one inside his upper arm, then says it would be a mural of all of them...Kevin asks who would be closest to the pit?...Jeff says "Jordan, she loves it in there" and he cracks up laughing. @10:54 Jordan is asked what she wishes she could say no to?...Jeff says "cookie dough" :) Jessie answers "Jeff's late night kisses" (she had no problem with that for awhile! all she said was "no" LOL) Jeff is then asked what childhood object he lost he wishes he could have back?...Jeff tells the story of how his grandfather gave him and his 2 brothers chains from Italy, he wanted to wear his but his Ma said he was too young to wear it, he insisted against his mom's wishes, got to wear it, then it was stolen at school one day, his brothers still have theirs 😢 @ 10:59 Jeff gets a little salty when Jordan says she'd like to meet Matthew McConaghey in person/in bed, she thinks he'd be good LOL @ 11:15 Jordan answers that the athlete she'd most like to be for a single game is Tom Brady...Jeff answers the personality trait he'd most like to change is his temper, he's working on it. 11:26-11:32pm Jordan borrows Jeff’s shirt (This is another of those supersweet exchanges between Jeff and Jordan. I think Jordan is adorable here and Jeff looks like he agrees!) HG's have just finished playing Table Topics in the kitchen. Jeff is now outside smoking. Jordan and Michele go outside to laundry area. Jordan is wearing Jeff's grey underwear shirt and she tells him she went in his drawer and took it. He tells her he is going to wear it for Thursday show. She tells him she will wash it and he says alright. Jordan and Michele switch laundry around and Michele leaves (YEAH!) Jeff gets up and comes over to join Jordan who is taking her clothes out of her BB bag and putting them in the washer. She looks and sounds like a little girl saying "Big Brother Bag! Isn't it exciting!?" Jeff teases her saying "did we just get here?" LOL! She tells him she is just excited about the bag because it is something from there...something she can keep right? SO CUTE! Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jordan asks Jeff if he minds that she went in his drawer to take his shirt? He looks at her SO sweet and says 'nope'... Jordan says she's freezing...they continue talking...Jordan says her hair is getting longer...Jeff says his too...not anymore LOL Jordan says her hair used to be much longer but it looks too stringy...out of the blue Jordan asks Jeff if he's Republican or Democrat? Jeff says he's Independent Party...Jordan asks if he voted? Jeff says yeah, it's private...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he voted for Obama...Jordan says she was going for McCain, she just didn't tell him, she doesn't say it too much (big surprise, they are even opposites with this )...Jeff says he doesn't like talking politics...Jordan says it's just her, she's not going to start an argument about it...Jeff says he thinks they need a charismatic leader, a people person, an inspirational leader...Jordan says she never listened to his speeches before...Jeff says he is an awesome speaker...Jeff goes inside while Jordan remains outside for a bit.