August 15 JeJo practice golf 12-12:25am This actually starts at 11:52pm (Aug 14th) when Jordan comes outside to practice the golf game that BB has set up in the BY, she joins Jeff, Michele and Russell...good thing J&J did get some practice time in because it would be the upcoming HOH competition after Chima was expelled...Jordan was only mere hours away from being the next HOH. Jordan starts playing just before the 11:53pm mark saying that this is going to be a game of luck for her because she's terrible at golf (lucky she has Jeff? Yes ) Russell says she can do it, get Jeff to help her, he's a stud...Jordan wants some pointers...Jeff helps by showing her how to angle the ball and how hard to hit it...FISH Just after the 11:58pm mark it's Jordan's turn again, she says "me and golf, we're not friends"...Michele says to Jeff "I'm picking you tomorrow if I have a no choice"🙄 Jeff just half laughs at Michele's statement and then continues giving Jordan pointers on golf...Jeff then has a turn...FISH Jeff hands the balls to Michele and walks back to stand by Jordan, he says with a smile "we get to sleep in a bed today"...Jordan says "I know, you excited?"...she pats him on the butt...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jordan asks how tall Jeff is?...Jeff says 6 ft with shoes on...Jordan says her dad is 5'9" or 5'11" and is always trying to pawn off that he's 6 ft LOL Jordan says she loves her pants and her sister says the ugliest things ever...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan doesn't know, she thinks they're Gucci...Jeff says she's so stupid...Jordan laughs...they laugh about Ronnie's corniness, how he must be on the computer 24/7 and his dumb predictions on the game. Jordan's turn again, cute little moment when she plays all spacey blond fixing her hair first...Jeff says to stick her butt out :) ...Jordan says she played one time with the tightest jeans, she couldn't move...Michele asks her if she's played real golf?...Jordan says yeah and she was terrible... Michele says that BB should hook them up with cute golf outfits tomorrow...Jeff says plaid pants 😉...Jordan says she would love it, please BB hook them up with some golf attire...Michele says they can't give them plaid because of the cameras (wrong!)...Jordan asks what they normally wear? the hat?, she says that there's a group in Charlotte that all dress up preppy like golfers, they all go out and get drunk every Friday night... Jeff's turn while the other side of the house come out to mill about the laundry area, he's really good! no wonder he kicked butt in that golf comp :) ...Russell joins them and immediately gets a turn, he asks for some advice from Jeff...Russell finishes and then Jeff says "alright Jordo, you up?"...Jordan says it's Michele's turn before her...Jeff gives Michele advice...Jordan says she has the same leggings that Michele has except with sparkles, they look cute with high shoes...Russell for some reason says he's going to teach Jordan self-defense, teach her a "hold" so she can take Jeff out in bed 🧐 Jordan asks Russell why he makes those weird noises when he boxes?...Russell says it's breathing out, it reminds him to breathe because when you box you tend to hold your breath...Jordan says she thought that one night when he was boxing and yelling that him and Jeff were fighting...Russell says no, he was just getting his anger out...Russell asks what's going on with Jeff?...Jordan says he's in a bad mood about everybody, she explains what happened with Jeff's clothes...they agree they'd be pissed. Russell referring to the washing machine takeover by the other side, asks "dude, are they going to run 17 cycles?" LOL! Jordan says she knows, Michele says "how much fu**ing laundry do they have?"...Jeff says "they're running 2 socks at a time"...they commiserate a bit more over the laundry situation... Jeff, always aware of his girl, says "you're up Jordan" 😊...Jordan's turn, Jeff gives her advice, helps her out...Teamwork!! Jeff's turn...he doesn't need advice LOL ...they realize the snail on the golf "course" is Velcro'ed down so it might be moved for the real thing (it wasn't even the same set up lol) Tiger Woods comes up in the conversation, they say he's the best golfer ever...Jordan says his wife is so pretty...Russell says she was a nanny, she's a twin and she's from Europe...Jordan says she was another golfer's nanny...Jordan says "geez, any golfers, basketball players? anybody want me to be their nanny?...Jordan and Jeff look at each other and Jordan laughs...Jeff says "do the nanny huh?"...Jordan says she's just kidding...Michele says "oh Jordo"...they continue practicing and the feeds switch out... 2:43-3:26am Chima...she GONE!J&J are keeping it business The feeds have been off for over 2 hours and when they come back Chima is gone, she has been expelled from the show...Jordan and Russell are chatting about how Jordan doesn't think he's an asshole anymore (haha), she doesn't think he's mean and that he doesn't scare her, maybe if he was really mad. Russell has just finished making guacamole and they dig in with their chips...Jordan complains that Russell always makes this stuff late at night (when she shouldn't be eating)...it's spicy...Jeff says it's spicy like a mofo LOL...they keep eating...Jeff says he can't believe it's 3...Jeff says to Jordan "you like it Jordo?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Russell asks if they want to sit at the table?...the others say they're good there...Jeff says he likes the island...Jordan says "me too"... Jordan says "so this is what it will be like with the final 4, I'm just kidding"...Russell says they'll all just laugh together...Jeff says he's excited to see what happens tomorrow...Russell think they will try to make it fun, make everyone forget...Jeff says "no evictions?"...they don't think so...Jeff says he hopes another person goes on the block, make this double eviction week (he got his wish!) ...Michele thinks she will get to choose another (wrong!)... Russell thinks if they're final 4 they would have a good time...Jeff thinks if Natalie left, Lydia would lighten up, Kevin would be fine, they'd have a good time, then again Lydia might mope knowing Natalie is in jury house with Jessie, there's always something to complain about...they figure America's vote will replace Chima's vote (right!)...they keep chowing down on the chips & guacamole (no wonder they couldn’t sleep LOL)...Jordan says she hates Russell for making this so late at night... They talk about Chima a little without mentioning her name...Russell says he loved taking her on...Jordan isn't tired...Michele isn't either...Jordan says it's 6am in Charlotte, who would have thought she would be living in California for a couple of months...random chatter ensues while they finish up eating and clean up...Russell mentions something about the legal dept...FISH... Jeff now has his glasses on , Jordan is sitting on the far counter...they're joking around about having fans, Jeff being the wizard, the technotronics wizard...Jordan says she just can't picture it, people saying "I love you!", then she'll say "I love you too"...Jeff says he doesn't think so...Jordan laughs at him dismissing the idea...Jeff says "what?" Russell says Jeff will say "dude, you can sleep over"...Jeff says he'll say "come on"...Michele says he will need a bigger place for all the people sleeping over...Jeff says he'll say they can be his new best friend...Jeff catches Jordan staring at him and says "what?...Jordan says nothing... Jeff says sometimes don't you just want to rip all your hair out?...Jeff tugs at his hair saying sometimes it feels good...Michele, who always fails at being funny, says that Jeff needs to go to a psychiatrist...Jeff says he is one...Michele laughs like a hyena when Jordan says that Jeff would tell the psychiatrist he wants to beat Jordan and drown her :),... Jordan says she has to explain to others what Jeff means when he always says that to her, it's ok, it's a love thing...to which Michele promptly says that Jeff says it to her and she was like wtf?...Jeff explains to Russell that he told someone he was going to drown Michele to break up an awkward moment...Jordan doesn't seem to like that Jeff said that to Michele, she fake laughs 😅 Jeff then clarifies that he says it to Jordan all the time, it's a sign of endearment (good boy Jeff 😁 ) Jordan starts laughing about how Jeff seems like he's always beating her, they laugh about an incident earlier in the day during the food comp...they exchange a cute look 😍 ...Jordan says she has to start drinking more water...Jeff says he pounds them all day...Jordan asks if the green tea Chima drank was good for her skin?...Michele says it's good for everything...Jordan says "girl looks good for her age, you have to admit"...Michele half heartedly agrees...Jordan asks Russell "you didn't think so?".. Russell says she's not his type but...Jordan says she took her as a 25 yr old...Jeff says "whatever" and walks away (Jeff is SO not into talking about looks, he's more about a person's character JMO)...Russell says he knew she was older..Michele says no personal comments...FISH... When they return Jeff is saying "and then there were seven"...Jeff goofs around with the table and chairs...Jeff says "wow"...Russell says it's been an eventful night...Jeff says it's been an eventful 2 days...Michele says "ever"...Jordan says everyday is different...Jeff says you never know what's around the corner...they start talking about the DR and FISH...feeds return with them saying that maybe now they can actually have some real fun and laugh...Michele says she was on the clique from hell...they agree...Jordan and Michele say they're the only left from their cliques...Jeff says he was his own clique LOL They reminisce about the game, all the stuff they have gotten throughout the comps, Jordan says she would never sell her stuff on Ebay...they talk about how funny Casey was...Jordan says Laura was sweet, Michele says she'll look her up in Atlanta...Jeff says Laura is going to say that he owes her a steak dinner, she said it every hour in there...Jordan explains the rat bet to the others...Jeff says he thought it might have even been Laura, he didn't know who the f**k it was... Jeff starts to tell how Ronnie would switch who he was going to put up every 5 minutes but he fumbles his words and gives up saying that he had a speech impediment that he overcame but now it's coming back 🤪  ...this reminds Jordan of her brother Peyton who can't pronounce his R's...Jeff says "rrrrocket ship"...Russell asks why he said that?...Jordan says they would make him say it in speech class so she would say it to him but he still says her name Johhrdan...she says "he's so cute"...Russell says "he's British"...Jordan says he sounds like it...Michele tells a story about her little brother and Russell tells his speech impediment story too... Jeff says that Lydia made blueberry pancakes today with grapes...they share some laughs over that one...Jeff ends it with "and Jordan cleaned up all the shit" (this really got under Jeff's skin!)...Jordan says she thought a grape was a cockroach...Jeff comments on Lydia making a huge mess all the time and not cleaning anything...Jordan complains that Casey was so messy too... Jeff agrees, he was getting frustrated with him...Russell says he'd make food for just himself and Casey would always want some so he'd have to make more...Jeff says one time Casey came up to him asking what he was making? Jeff said steak for him and Jordan and Casey got pissed, he had to eat a poor ass hamburger while he and Jordan had filet...they laugh about that and more while reminiscing about Casey...they share a huge laugh when Jeff tells the story of how he broke the news to Casey he was going up on the block at the margarita party... They then talk about how Jessie was the proverbial rock star of the show, Jeff says he told Casey that Jessie would walk to the finals if no one stopped him but Casey was loyal to him for some reason...Michele didn't even know who he was, she didn't watch that part of his season so they figure that's why Jessie didn't like her either...more random chit chat about water shoes, competitions...they talk about Casey's exit with his classic line "go make Jessie a sandwich"...Russell says he didn't like that Natalie was barking at Casey... Jordan starts to say something but says nevermind...Jeff does his hand signal, Jordan mimics it...Jeff goes to chop at her head, Jordan intercepts it, then squeezes his arm... Jeff pinches her leg...Jordan oww's...Jeff whispers "fu**ing drown you later"...Jordan giggles saying "in the SS room?"...Jeff says yeah...Michele comes back in talking about the longest cycle ever...Jeff says "the whitest whites?"🙃 ....While Russell is talking about something else, Jeff stretches out his arms for Jordan to hug him, she pats his back and barely hugs him...Jeff says "that's your hug?"...Jordan puts her head down and says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "that's weak"...Russell asks them if they are getting married? Jordan says no, they're BFF, Jeff says they're engaged💍 LOL Jordan says they're BFF but Russell says BFF's don't kiss...Jordan says they've only kissed that one time in front of Ronno, they all giggle...Jordan says it was that one time and one other time and that's it...Russell says for them to kiss right now...Jeff says no, they got to keep it business...Jordan agrees and then Jeff says "you wanna go to bed?" 🤣 Michele says there's a whole room upstairs...Jordan says no, not in there, definitely not in there...Jordan likes the colder room better, she slept good last night...Natalie walks in and the mood gets super awkward, fluffy talk starts... JEJO The sexually frustrated & the Restless 3:57-5:14am Jeff & Jordan whisper in bed in the SS room about Chima and why she quit...Jordan finds out from Jeff about Chima being raped, she's shocked to hear that...fish...they talk game and what the other side is up to...Jordan thinks Russell is trying too hard with Michele and Jeff doesn't like him saying "our team" take it easy LOL They are leery of them making a final 2 arrangement...Jeff says the first chance he gets to get Russell out he will 😉 Jeff caresses Jordan's face 🥰...Jordan loses her train of thought ☺️ Jordan then whispers game talk to Jeff...Michele comes in being her usual awkward self 🥴...they ask her if she wants to hang out and talk which somehow turns into Michele saying she wouldn't mind sleeping down there with them 😑 Jeff takes this opportunity to go to the bathroom... The lights come back on...Michele & Jordan talk...Jordan offers to sleep up in the HOH if she wants her too...Michele says no, she should sleep with Jeff or they could sleep up there...Jordan says "nooo! that's your room"...Michele says that's bs, it's "our room" and she asks Jordan why she is so reluctant to be alone with Jeff?...Jordan gets tongue-tied and changes the subject to how Russell is getting on her nerves and is annoying, they'll talk later...Michele leaves to change into her PJ's... Feeds go off the SS room until Jeff comes back...Jordan fills in Jeff on their convo about the sleeping situation...Jeff cuddles into Jordan...Jordan says she's full...Jeff rubs her tummy and then Jordan squeals...Jordan sits up and punches Jeff playfully and says "no!"...Jeff says "get away from me"...Jordan asks why?...J&J have some cute banter...apparently it's "over" 🤭 Jeff complains about Jordan's little noises she makes when Jeff touches her, he hates that...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says she does it every night...Jordan doesn't notice it (sure 🤨)...Jeff pinches her nose...LOL and says "nevermind"...Jordan says it's so late... Then Jordan reaches over and touches Jeff, tells him he feels so skinny...Jordan wants him fattened up...Jeff wishes no one else was in the room, so they could just talk and fall asleep...Jordan says "about everything?"...Jordan tells Jeff that Michele said that Jordan was so reluctant to be alone with Jeff...FISH... Jordan tells Jeff that Michele is going to sleep down there with them...Jeff says "nooo"...Jordan says she told her she wouldn't mind sleeping with her, she likes it, it's comfy but she doesn't like going downstairs to get batteries...Jeff wants the lights off... Jeff asks Jordan to scratch his back now since she's going upstairs to sleep with Michele...Jordan says she did tell her she would but she's not going up there now Interestingly enough during this convo Jordan is playing with Jeff's nipples & chest LOL Jeff asks her when she's leaving then, at 5?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she's having downtime right now...Jeff asks if they should be talking?...Jeff says she is leaving him, abandoning him for HOH, to not forget where she came from 😟 Jordan says he beat her & ignored her today...Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan says Jeff is the worst partner ever :) feeds go to fish...they return with more J&J banter about the food competition, Jeff takes an eyelash off Jordan's face 🥰... Jordan says she was so mad at Jeff during the comp...Jeff says he thought, I can't deal with this shit, please don't be mad...fish...Russell then comes in and prays...J&J continue talking about the comp...more fish...more reliving the food comp and then they banter about Jeff's smelly fart...Russell joins in saying J&J looked like two lost chickens out there, they laugh about the comp...Michele has joined them & tells them she's crashing with them...the others tell her she should be up in her HOH room sleeping...lights go off. They talk about the food comp AGAIN! LOL Jordan says it was a one person effort (Jeff) and Jeff says "we did good Jordo"...Jeff keeps giving her big spoon hugs during this...they then settle down to go to sleep after having a bunch of random convos...Jeff wants to cuddle but Jordan pushes his arm away and Jeff says "you suck" LOL Jeff turns to his side all pissed, he puts his mic away...Jordan tries to engage him talking about her boob scars, she feels concerned but Jeff doesn't want to hear it, he tells Jordan to stay on her side...Jordan tries again but Jeff says yeah? good luck with that, it's over...Jeff lays down on his tummy and pushes the covers off of him...Jordan asks him if he doesn't want any covers and he says he doesn't want nothin' from her...Jordan then rubs his back for a little while... Just after the 4:39am mark Jordan stops rubbing and tries to get Jeff's attention by tapping him but Jeff just pushes her with his leg signalling it's still over LOL...they lay quiet for a little while longer and then eventually Jeff gives in and turns towards her and spoons her one last time...they then try to go to sleep...which doesn't work...they are restless. Just past 5 am now Jordan turns towards Jeff and Jeff turns to face her...he reaches over and gives her a couple of light pecks and strokes her face/hair...another light kiss...hard to tell with the covers...Jeff reaches closer and gives Jordan a kiss...more restlessness after they shift back to their respective sides...Jeff drinks some water and then spoons Jordan again, they both can't fall asleep...Jeff says "I hate spooning" ...Jordan says hmmm?...Jeff says "nothing" LOL Too funny! Jeff was sick of the spooning already, he sure didn't seen to mind it during the next 2 weeks... They finally seem like they're going to get some sleep...Jeff gives her another kiss goodnight and turns back to his side...Russell makes a weird noise and Jordan asks if he's awake?...they realize Russell & Michele are both awake, they're all restless and can't sleep...Michele decides to go sleep in her HOH room after all, she leaves...Russell wonders what the light is for?...Jordan says it's the night vision...Russell says there's nothing to see...Jeff says that he & Jordan just got done "doing it"...Russell ooohs and says no sounds either, that's impressive...Jordan says "don't start rumors Jeff!"...Jeff tsks and says "believe me, there's nothing fu**ing going on over here"...Russell laughs and Jordan says "omg, that's awful"...Jeff says "no shit, tell me about it" LOL Russell says you can change that, Jordan...Jordan says No! Jeff!...Jeff says "well, don't talk to me"...Jordan says Jeff is sexually frustrated 😬...Russell says "uhh, we're all sexually frustrated"... 5-5:23pm Michele moves in for the kill/Lydia goes insane Jordan wins HOH in the golf comp. As soon as she wins, Michele sticks to her like white on rice. (her O in the house was always to sidle up to the new HOH and try to become their new BFF)  Jordan being the extra nice person that she is lets Michele worm her way in...much to the chagrin of Jeff... Michele & Jordan are talking in the GR when Lydia goes nuts. We've all seen what happened...Lydia bangs the GR door open, throws out Michele's sushi, dumps out Michele's beers and rants & raves throughout the house that is clearly divided. Michele confronts Lydia and tells her to wear her fu**in' unitard bitch!! Lydia screams & yells at Michele...Jeff & Russell who are in the LR are like what just happened here? When Lydia says she threatens to leave and for them to vote her out, Jeff says one of his best one liners..."get comfy, you ain't going nowhere" 😂 Jeff tries to calm things down and tells the others they can't live like this, they need to be civil and get along for the sake of the house...at one point he loses it too and lets out an expletive filled rant...scariiiieeeeee!! But kinda sexy all at the same time, lol. 6:13-6:20pm Hawaii, the 1st mention/Jordan’s HOH - be happy Jordan & Michele are sitting outside discussing the HOH comp, Jordan says that Jeff would have still beaten her but at least she would have come in 2nd...Michele says she doesn't know that, it could have gone down to another tiebreaker and Jeff could have just missed, it was comical to see him throw the comp like that...Jordan says that she was nervous and freaking out when Kevin kept getting holes in one...Jeff comes outside and joins them... Jordan talks about how she was concentrating and she visualized the night before she would win, but she really did think Kevin was going to get it, she thought it was going to be between Jeff and Kevin...Jeff says he didn't miss one either...Jordan says she thought it would be between them...Jeff says that he told her that if she was close it was all hers...Jordan says "thank you, I appreash...you can just pack me in your suitcase, you know for your Hawaii trip...and I'll pop out and be like surprise!"...Michele and Jordan giggle. Jeff asks Michele what she would take, Hawaii or 5G's?...Michele says Hawaii because then you know you're going, with money she would pay for house stuff or credit cards...Jordan asks Jeff when they're going to explain all of that to him?...Jeff doesn't know, he says it's 7 nights, that's expensive, it's not like it's $1500, airfare for two is 2G's...Jordan says "oh really?"...Jeff says 7 nights in Hawaii is going to be more than 2G's so it's more than 5 grand...Michele says they might throw something in fun to do while he's there...Jordan tries again LOL...she says "wow, I wonder how many people you can take?"🤗 Jeff giggles, Jordan giggles...Michele says let's bring everyone...Jordan says let's make a truce right now...Jeff says "buy me out"...Jordan says "hmm, that is nice...that was my number! number 2, Hawaii trip"...Jeff says that was his number the whole game, he got zero negative points on it, he picked it every game...they talk about how the numbers were, they went in order but Jordan didn't realize that until later...Jeff laughs about how Jordan was telling him to pick number 4 and he said it just goes in order.. Michele says she would know the universe was wrong if Lydia got HOH...Jordan says she wouldn't even know who she would put up, Jeff, Russell?...Michele says she would nominate herself...Jordan asks if she's getting the suit or not?...Michele says she will...Jeff says Lydia's hair is all PINK right now...Jordan says "her hair is pink?"...Jeff says yeah they gave her hair dye...Jordan says probably because her roots were orange...Jeff says she probably just asked so they gave it to her...Jordan says it's sucks, it wasn't even a happy HOH win, she's happy she got it but wasn't happy because of the comments... Michele says of course not, people were being douche bags...Jordan says she wasn't happy with the cookie dough comment...Jeff says he said cookie dough for Jordan to be happy, he wasn't throwing stones...Jordan says it's not what Jeff said...Jeff says "be happy, you're going to get a letter and see your family" ☺️ Jordan smiles and says "I know, so excited"...Jordan thinks her mom will write "bezay" and she wonders if her grandparents could write one?...Michele says Russell's was a bunch of little letters from 4 different people...Jeff says it has to fit on one page...Jordan says she's sure her dad would write too...Michele says it's going to be good...Jordan says she just wants to see pictures, updated pictures, she doesn't want old pictures (sorry Jordan, that's what you got!)...Jordan says she told them to send a pic of her sister after she lost weight, she wants to see if she kept if off, she looked good...Jeff says she's not going to send a bad picture, one of her overweight...Michele says hers were all random and mostly old but any pictures are good pictures...Jordan says one might be her brother's graduation because they're all in it, her mom might not want to be in any of the pictures, she doesn't like being on camera... Jordan insists she & Jeff are just friends...uh uh 6:48-6:53pm Michele & Jordan are on the hammock talking game...Jeff walks outside to do laundry...Jordan says "what's up?"...Jordan giggles and says that Jeff is going to be pissed "whitest whites" LOL Jordan starts calling out "Jeff, Jeff!...Jeff"...Jeff says he's going to put away some shoes...Jordan says "come here"...Jeff says he'll be two seconds and be right back. Jordan says "Jeff's so nice"...Michele says "I love Jeff, he's a good guy"...they then talk about how he's not a pushover, he can get nasty too and without any prompting, Jordan says "and even though we do flirt sometimes (sometimes?? LOL), we are just friends"...Michele the wise one says "I know"🙄 Jordan repeats "just friends"...Jordan says he would be someone you would have a good friendship with after, you know he's just a good person...Michele says that they can all hang out after in LA, have beer and watch football...Jordan says "he's just a good guy"... GAG alert - Michele says that Jeff did just offer to have sex with her so she's a little confused tee hee 🙄...Jordan fake laughs and changes the subject asking Michele if her husband will be upset that Russell called her cuckoo (ha! man I love Jordan!)...Michele mumbles some bullshit...Jordan and Michele talk about the Lydia blow up briefly... Jeff comes outside and immediately Jordan says "come here"...Jeff says he's coming...Michele warns Jordan they shouldn't be seen talking to each other a lot (that sure didn't stop her from being glued to Jordan throughout her HOH reign!)...Jeff walks over to them...Jordan asks where Russell is?...Jeff says he's inside, he's pissed at the racial comments... Michele says he's trying what he can to convince them Kevin should go home, he was mad at Michele for not nominating him...Jordan says they have to get rid of Natalie and Russell is going to put up JeJo...they talk a little more game while Jeff hits around the birdie...Jeff says wait until they see Lydia's hair, it's fu**ing PINK! Super hot PINK, it looks like a wig :) Jordan asks if it looks awful... Jeff says that's all he'll say, it's pink and looks like a wig...talk turns to what they're going to eat, they decide on burgers...Jeff says for them to go inside and eat...they do... Jeff should be a cook 7:39pm Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches eating the meal they just made (Jeff the burgers and steaks, Jordan the salad)...Jordan asks Jeff what he used to marinate the burgers?...Jeff says he didn't, he just seasoned them with salt, pepper, garlic, oregano & basil and put lemon on top, does she like it?...Jordan says yes, (they're) real good...Jeff who is eating steak says the steaks are the bomb...Jordan says "you should be a cook...you're really good at that"😊 Jeff is not just making out in Hawaii 7:40-7:57pm Jeff, Jordan and Michele are sitting outside eating their dinner...they mostly talk game, Lydia's hissy fits, Russell's moods and the meal they just ate...JeJo finish up, Michele is still not done...Jordan wonders what her HOH CD is going to be, she rattles off the ones she requested and talks about Madonna a bit... @ the 7:48pm mark Jeff walks over to the grill and cleans it ...Jordan and Michele continue talking and of course Jordan, being too nice, invites Michele to come and sleep up in her HOH room (instead of Jeff) Michele gladly accepts...Jordan says she likes being outside like this, it reminds her of when you're at a beach house and you sit outside at night... Jeff comes back, sits down, he sighs and says the meal was alright, actually it was good...Jordan wonders when her room will be ready? she's so excited...Jeff says pretty soon, he's excited for her...Michele says 8 or 9, it's usually late...Jordan says to Jeff "I appreciate you letting me have HOH before you" :) Jeff says "you earned it Jordan"...Jordan says "plus you got a Hawaiian trip and you can win HOH the next week"...Jeff says she's right, exactly...Jordan says "one of you can"... Jordan says it's going to be nerve wracking sitting up there and talking to Julie (she never did lol)...Jordan is about to ask them what it's like but realizes they haven't yet either so she lets it go...Michele says no bitter feelings, she would be bitter if Lydia had won...Jeff says he was dialed in, he thought he'd have to zigzag it in (the ball) but he just had to hit it straight...Michele knew he had it...Jordan says they made it fair though so everyone could have a shot, they also gave awesome prizes, everyone got a good gift and the one person that was bitter or rude has to wear that suit. Jeff says "dude, I'm going to Hawaii"🌺 Jordan says that if Jeff can't find anybody to go, he can always ask her or he can have her in his suitcase...Jeff laughs...once again, Jordan feels obligated to include Michele so she says "me and Michele, oh you know, we'll go"...Michele says Jeff has one million friends (America's vote) and he was going to bring them all to his house so now he can take them to Hawaii...Jeff laughs about that saying some random stranger would recognize him and ask if they can go to Hawaii with him. Jordan says "wouldn't you rather have a girl go with you to Hawaii? yes! me!".. Jeff says "I'll tell you one thing, if I'm there for 7 nights, I'm not just making out in Hawaii" Jeff laughs...Jordan turns beet red and is clearly thinking about a comeback for that one LOL...Michele says he has a valid point...Jeff says he had to slip in one stone, it's Hawaii, ykwim?...Jeff says if he took Michele he'd be sorry Tim, it's Hawaii  ...they laugh...Michele says "you can't take me sorry" Jordan finally thinks of what to say..."you can ummm...you can take me but you can't get booger, you'd have to go find it from a Hawaiian chick"...Jeff says "oh you can stay home"...Michele says Jordan is a tease...Jordan says she isn't a tease, she just doesn't, she just waits, you have to wait for the right moment...Jeff says "wait for what, a Hawaiian trip?"...Jordan says "no! you have to wait for the right moment"...Jeff says "I think fu**ing Hawaii is a pretty good moment"...(he's got a point LOL) Jordan says you can't just do it, just to do it, because you're horny at that time...Jeff says if someone brought him to Hawaii he would do'em 😛 Jordan gets redder again and says "you would?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan asks if Jeff would just sit there and be like alright let me bang you cuz you took me on this nice trip? (isn't that how it usually works haha)...Michele says Jeff is a guy...Jeff says he'd end the trip on a bang, he's get all liquored up on Hawaiian drinks...Jeff laughs and Jordan says OMG...Jeff says "oh be quiet, you're not going anywhere so relax"...Jordan says where? she's not going anywhere so he's not going to take her?... Jeff giggles and says she wouldn't take him if she won...Jordan says she would...Jeff says it's bullshit, she's a liar...Jordan doesn't sound too convincing LOL...Michele says Jordan would take her mom...Jeff agrees saying she's a liar and says she has a sister and a brother...Jordan says her sister wouldn't go but her brother would...Jeff says who wouldn't go to Hawaii if they could get the time off? he's glad he took the trip because if he took the 5 grand which would actually be 3, he'd take it to Vegas and piss it all away... Jordan asks if you win a trip, do they set the date for you?...Jeff says no you set the date but he's not sure what the trip includes, he's not going to complain but what if they put you up in a motel in the center of the island?...they start talking about the HOH comp, the various prizes and then Jeff goes inside... Jordan gets her HOH room 8:47-9:53pm Jordan's HOH letter reveal was not heard on the feeds due to a technical mishap, only the last line of the letter is heard when the feeds come back on. Luckily Jordan reads parts of the letter again throughout the evening. Kevin's expression at the 8:47pm mark is priceless...it's obviously when Jordan starts crying... The audio comes back on @ the 8:48:16 mark and you hear Jordan finish up her letter and Jeff say awww...Jordan keeps crying and Jeff busts out another classic one-liner "go wash your makeup off Tammy Faye" 🤣 Jeff would always use laughter to break tension...Jeff giggles at how Kevin reacted to Jordan crying and both admit they were shocked she did cry...Jeff says he gets emotional when he sees people cry. They then talk about the various pictures Jordan got in her room...Jeff can't believe that the girl in the picture with Megan is indeed Jordan...Jordan is confused about the house situation back home... Jeff gets called to the DR and immediately Jordan offers her HOH room to all, come up there, shower up there, come sleep up there... (Michele sure took advantage...) Jordan is worried about how she has come off on TV and what is making her mom & grandpa so upset...she knows her grandpa wouldn't like seeing her laying down in bed with Jeff at night LOL...this was obviously weighing on her during her HOH reign but eventually she couldn't resist Jeff... Funny moment when Jeff comes back from the DR and scares the shit out of Russell who is leaving the room to go to the DR himself...Jeff asks if he was interrupting a serious conversation?...as he walks by Jordan to go to the washroom he squeezes Jordan's neck in support. :) Jeff goes to listen to music, Jordan's Def Leppard CD, on the HOH bed...Russell comes back and they laugh about what happened when Jeff scared him...Jordan starts sniffling but manages to tell the sand spur story again LOL Then Jordan says grandpa probably has the whole church watching (her & Jeff) and Jeff says "oh, relax"...Jordan says her grandpa probably had a heart attack because she & Jeff kissed...in a bed! Jeff pretends he isn't hearing what she's saying because of the headphones LOL At one point Kevin mentions the whole church congregation watching Jordan on TV which makes Russell give Jeff a look, he does the cutting your throat motion implying Jeff's in big trouble, he saw what Jeff and Jordan did...Jeff shrugs it off saying "dude no way, we didn't do nothing...I wish" LOL He knocks on wood... Kevin & Natalie leave, the others start recounting how Jordan was crying and it made them want to cry and then Jordan starts to cry again...Jeff asks if they should leave her alone and Jordan says they're fine up there...Jordan doesn't want to talk about this in the DR...Jeff assures her it's real, it's good...Jeff tries to lighten the mood again by imitating how Kevin jumped up when Jordan started crying...things get quiet and Jordan cries some more… Jeff would do it over 100x 10-10:02pm Jeff & Russell are chatting outside. Russell tells Jeff he would be genuinely happy if Jeff, Jordan or Michele won this game. Russell tells Jeff if he wins HOH next week he has nothing to worry about. Jeff says things get to you here, he had a little blowout earlier, he can't bite his tongue forever, he can only take so much himself. Jeff says he feels better about things today. Jeff says he's happy, he's really really happy that Jordan got HOH. Russell says she earned it, she beat Jeff fair and square with a hole in one, she shouldn't feel like Jeff handed it to her. Jeff says handed it her or not, he doesn't care, he's happy she got it. Russell says that he told Jordan that yes, he's a gentleman but you earned it. Russell says it's ballsy what Jeff did. Jeff says it wasn't ballsy, he would do it a hundred times over if he could. Russell says he knows but he's seen past seasons...(she's different) Jeff says "yeah but for a genuine person like that...he would do it a hundred times again" 🥰 Jeff knows it’s nice having Jordan around 10:13-10:16 Jordan & Michele are in the SS room gathering stuff to bring up to Jordan's new HOH room. Both of them are still sniffling...Jordan from crying upstairs and Michele who starts crying in the room...Jeff comes in the room bringing some more clean laundry for Jordan...he asks her if she wants to keep some shorts (that got ruined in the pig comp). Jordan holds her bra and says she's going to try and pick off the stuff that's stuck on it, Jeff says good luck, she'll have something to do all night...Jeff notices Michele crying and says "you crying too Michele?"...Michele says no and she laughs...Jeff says "geez you guys"...Jordan laughs...Michele says it's a lovefest...Jeff says thank God he got out of there or he would have cried...Michele says it's ok to let his feelings out...Jeff says he doesn't care (meaning he does that too). Jordan continues sniffling, she asks Jeff if he can carry her stuff up?...Jeff says yeahhh, you got it Jordo...Jeff sees the Hawaii card he got in the comp in his drawer and says "what's up?...I'm going to put this in a frame...it's unreal right? I'm going to Hawaii sometime..." Michele says he can send them postcards...Jeff says he'll make them claymation figures. Jeff moves over closer to where Jordan is, smiles and says "I can't believe you're crying too, you guys man"...Michele says it's really nice having Jordan around, she's so sweet ...Jeff smiles at Jordan… Jordan does the same and Jeff says "it is...I know". Jordan asks Jeff if she can leave some of her stuff down here, will it be ok...Jeff says yes...Michele is tearing up again...Jordan says they are having a moment...Jeff says that's good, have it, he will leave them alone...Jordan hands her suitcase over to Jeff and they laugh about how ridiculously heavy it is...Jeff says she's going to need another suitcase, he says this isn't even half her stuff. lol They leave to go upstairs...

July 26 Jeff helps Jordan work out 12:31-12:40pm Jeff is doing laundry and Jordan waits for him sitting on the pool table. Jeff leans in towards her and asks her if she wants to do weights right now...she says yes. Jeff grabs his water from inside and Jordan goes and sits on the weight bench. Jeff grabs the free weights and Jordan says she wants to do the bar...Jeff says it's 45lbs, does she think she can lift that? Jordan says yeah, she knows, she took gym ok? Jeff says alright and there's a little confusion as to which way she's supposed to be facing. Jeff says what do you want to do? Jordan says her arms, now what? Jeff says your triceps? Jordan pats her arms and says this jiggly part. 😛 Jeff says to lay down, she does, he doesn't think she can do the bar, she insists and they bicker about it. Jeff says if she wants to do her triceps she needs to do it this way (he shows her) but he says the bar is going to crush her face. (I am realizing that Jeff is not the best instructor after this next exchange, I am as confused as Jordan was LOL) Jeff holds the bar and tells Jordan to lay down, no the other way, with her head over there (failing to tell her where)...Jordan says my head on this? (points to the support)...Jeff walks towards her legs and says no, with your head right below there (looking at the end of the bench but meaning the support)...Jordan starts turning around and Jeff says "the other way"...Jordan says what do you mean?...Jeff says put your head over here (nodding his head)...Jordan says this way? He says yeah, he tells her to lay flat though, move down, down, down. Jordan finally gets it... In the background Russell is heard saying that Jeff wants to put his balls on her head. 🫤 The mic keeps on Russell & Chima in the background but Jeff is seen showing Jordan how to lift the bar. She is laughing and lifting her leg probably realizing how darn heavy the bar really is. They laugh and Jeff says she is going to kill herself. Jordan is seen lifting the bar about 5 times when cams go off of them. They return with Jordan saying she wants to do her arms. Jeff says for her to listen to him, he shows her how to lift the free weight properly. Jordan attempts to do it, Jeff helps her and smiles. She does 10 reps on each arm. They whisper game...Jeff asks her how it felt..she says good. He asks if she wants to do another bench. She says yes. She does 10 reps and Jeff says to breathe and that it's pretty good. Jordan says her arms hurt. She does some bicep curls and Jeff tells her to look in the mirror which she says she hates doing and to pay attention. Jeff shows her how to do it. She doesn't listen and does it wrong, lol...Jeff giggles. Jordan says this bores her but she wanted to do it because she feels fat...Jeff says do you feel skinny now? Jordan laughs. Jordan says her arms are jiggly...Jeff says she is fine. Jordan asks about how to do knee lunges, Jeff shows her and tells her to hold the weights. She does it and Jeff giggles. Jordan gives up and says she'll exercise later, she knows she will be up all night...Jeff says she really put in a lot of time 😂 They leave, Jeff goes inside to get his nails done by Lydia, Jordan joins the others… Swinging/Cheating/Bisexuality 2:50-3:20pm This "interesting" convo starts takes place in the RR...Jordan is sitting on Jeff's bed in the RR talking to Michele...Jeff has just gone to the bathroom...after being outside for a long time, Russell & Chima have come inside and make their way to the RR. Jordan is talking about swingers and how she could never do that when R&C walk in...Russell turns on the light to put his clothes away, Chima goes and lays down in the far bed, Russell is going to join her. Michele says they're talking sexy talk so they better watch out 🙄 ...Jordan says they're talking about swinging/swingers, she could never do it...Chima says her husband will be her husband and that's it...Russell says why would you ever want to do that...Jordan hesitates but says "there's some...I mean...I don't know"...Russell says some people can, more power to them, he can't...Jordan says she would get jealous...Chima agrees...Jordan says she would be real jealous...Russell guesses it takes a certain level of being comfortable with someone, he's not there...Chima says or it's complete boredom in your marriage...Russell says exactly, then asks Michele her opinion...Michele says she's not doing it "now" hehehe 🙄..Jordan says "whaaaattt?"...Russell asks if she would consider it?...Jordan says her husband (Tim) doesn't care...Chima says it's too early in their marriage...Russell says (imitating Michele) "I would consider it". Jeff joins them and lays down in his bed. Chima talks to Jordan about her laundry, she will put hers in for her. Jordan asks if Russell minds if she turns off the light so they can be sleepy? she's going to be up late. Russell doesn't mind, Jordan turns off the light and gets back in bed with Jeff, sitting across from him. Jordan obviously wants to talk about swinging again so she pretends to forget what it was they were talking about and then says to herself & Michele "what were we talking about? oh yeah, so your husband, y'all just have to discuss it first?"...Michele says "yeah....the situation has never presented itself as of now"...Jordan pointing at Jeff says "if me & you were married, let's say"...Russell whistles, they giggle and Chima says "you're jumping the gun Jordan"...Jordan giggles and says to Jeff "let's say and I made out with a girl would you consider that cheating or no?" Jeff says "I'd be pissed I wasn't there" LOL...Russell says "that's the same reaction I would have". Chima says "typical man"...Michele says that her husband (before they were married) watched her make out with a girl...Jordan says "how hard did he get?" 🫢 Jeff says he thinks he'd be pissed if they were married and he made out with a dude or something...Jordan says "duh! that's cheating"...Jeff says he doesn't know if he'd get pissed...Michele says if you're with someone, even if it's another woman and they're having intimate feelings that's not you...Jeff says "I don't know, I've never been put in that situation so I don't know what my real feelings would be"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says "I think I'd want to say I don't care but who knows"...Jordan says "what if you got dumped for a girl?"...Jeff says that would suck, maybe you (Jordan) like chicks, who knows, different strokes for different folks...Jordan says "not me, I'm just saying"...Jeff says "I thought that was the situation?"...Jordan doesn't get it, LOL...she says "no, I'm saying if I really did like, like if I was bi and you knew that, I'm saying"...Jeff who is clearly not understanding why they're talking about this says "I don't know Jordan". Chima giggles and says Jeff just doesn't want (to deal with this)...Russell says that Jeff doesn't want to play that game...Jeff says he doesn't know, bring her to bed and let's all get crazy before we break up ...Jordan says "that's such a..." Jeff says "well wtf? why can't I have, why can't I go out with a bang too? maybe I'll like her and you'll get dumped and I'll start dating her" 😵‍💫 Jordan doesn't like this and says she's trying to think if he made out with a guy, the same thing...Russell says "what? that's not the same thing though". Jordan says "yeah I know, like if your husband made out with a guy..." Michele says she would be very mad, yeah...Jordan says you would be pissed...Jeff asks "would you be mad or just think that's weird?"...Michele says maybe if he told her before he wanted to do that it might be ok but if he just did that whoa!...Jordan won't let up, lol but gets tongue tied...she says "yeah that is true...I'd just be like...I don't know"...they all start giggling...Jordan then says she'll be in the DR and totally forget the whole conversation, what the point was, she'll be like hang on, what? Jeff says he does that, he gets off on a tangent and will ask "dude, what was the question again?" J&J laugh...Jeff says he's way off in left field...Jordan says she does that too, she branches off... Now Michele brings up the sex talk and asks Jordan if she was dating a guy and he told her he was bisexual, would she cut it off? would she be grossed out?...Jordan says "ummm, I probably would cut it off just because I wouldn't want, I would only want him to be intim...I, probably...I think it's different though with girls, honestly, like I think if you were like, if I was bi or any other girl, it'd be different but if a guy was bi, I don't think I would like that" Michele says that the straight partner in that relationship is always threatened...Jordan asks if Michele's husband was bi, in the beginning, would that turn her away from him?...Michele says she's bi so it wouldn't bother her, as long as he is open...Chima says "you're what??"...Michele says she is...Chima says she didn't know that...Jeff asks her "could you see yourself being with a woman for the rest of your life?" (you hear Chima telling Russell she assumed since she was married she never thought that)...Michele says she could have but she found her soulmate so it just happened to be a man, so she's good.. Jordan asks Michele when she knew she liked girls?...Michele says in high school...Jordan says really? does she mind talking about this?...Michele says she doesn't care, she's an open book ...Jordan asks if her parents know she is bi?...Michele says no, they probably know now...Jordan says wow...Jeff says she is married so it doesn't matter...Jordan asks what kinds of feelings she gets...Michele says the feelings you get when you like a guy...Jordan asks if she dated a girl in high school?...Michele says not really...Jordan says she can't tell if a girl is gay or not, the butch ones yes...Michele talks a bit about that...Jordan says she works with a girl that is gay that is so pretty, she would never know she was gay...Jordan talks about the Real World and how two pretty girls were gay on that show...Michele talks about Ivette being a runner up on BB and she was gay...they then start talking about the different seasons of BB and how long it's been on… Pre March of the Penguins talk 3-3:15am The HG's continue chatting in the RR with the lights off. Jordan is sitting on Jeff's bed across from Jeff who is laying down with his legs around Jordan. Jordan says that she remembers everything from school, she had a best friend since 3rd grade and they always used to say they were Romy & Michele (from the movie) because they were never going to do anything with their lives and they were going to stay in the same town, doing the same things and they'd end up being roomies forever, they would try to make up some big lie to make it seem like they were somebody cool so when they would go to their high school reunion they wouldn't seem like losers...Jeff laughs out loud and grabs his forehead and says "oh shit" LOL Jordan says she probably won't even go to her 10 year reunion, she hated high school...Russell says "really?"...Jordan says yeah, she hated it...Chima asks if she was popular?...Jordan says she hung out with everybody (that usually means you are popular, lol)...Jordan says she worked during high school, she doesn't know, she always thought it was drama, all the girls disliked each other...Jordan says she wouldn't care to see them, she sees half of them as it is...Russell says to wait a couple of years...Jordan says she'll be 23 in November, November 21st and Laura's was Dec. 21st. Jordan says on her 21st birthday, it fell around her birthday instead of the week after and she was so mad because everyone was going out of town and she said no! you can't go, it's my bday! it was on a Wednesday, she didn't really have that much fun on her 21st birthday. Jeff asks if they know what Black Wednesday is? They don't really know...Jeff says it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving...Russell says it's the biggest party day of the year...Jeff says people get fu**ing smashed, you black out that's why it's called that, everyone is back home from school and it's just rocking, the city and then on Thanksgiving you're blahhh. Jordan says that on her 21st bday she got sick at 12am and had to go home and she almost passed out at the bar and then her bday last year wasn't fun because she swears someone put something in her drink because she remembers getting downtown and being in one bar and she looked at her friend and said she felt really drunk already and her friend felt it too and she doesn't remember the rest of the night, she woke up and she was in her friend's bed and her other friend got separated from them and ended up being in a bathroom in a club the whole time...Russell says he knows a friend that that happened to. Jordan says this year will be totally different, she will pace herself a lot more because she ended up having shots and more shots and she threw up all the way home, threw up in her hair. Michele talks a little about her last bday before coming in the house...Jordan says BB has to let them have a bday party for Chima...they talk a little about how her bday might be...Jordan starts eating cookie dough...Jordan says if tequila is involved she'll be boohooing 😭 Jeff smiles...Jordan says tequila makes her cry...Jordan gives Jeff the cookie dough package to place by his bed...Jordan says he knows he wants one...Jeff says he knows but he won't...Jeff closes his eyes and Jordan taps him with her foot saying "wake up"...Jeff says he is up but he has them closed because of the bright light in his eye. Michele says she feels like a cat sitting up on a perch which prompts Jeff to say he likes cats...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says you have to earn their affection, dogs are fu**ing sellouts...Jordan says no, they're not, dogs are cute...Jeff says he likes dogs too...Chima says that Jeff is so funny, the way he says stuff is hilarious, she has heard that exact same sentiment but just differently...Jeff laughs and says he likes dogs, don't get him wrong but people give cats a bad rap, people say "you like cats? fu**ing loser!" "why? cuz I like a cat, you're a fu**ing loser, look at your pants!!" Russell laughs and says he actually likes cats. Jordan grabs Jeff's leg and says "every time you get mad you say f**k"...Jeff says "I say f**k when I eat breakfast LOL...Jordan says she knows, the F-bomb is Jeff's favorite...Jeff says "I love it, I hate that I say it all the time, I don't even know"...Jordan says "maybe that is why you're having bad luck, St. Anthony and he's supposed to protect you or something, give you good luck" 🤔 Jeff & Russell at the same time say that Jordan has no clue what she's talking about...Jordan says "your necklace"...Jeff says "what did I say St. Anthony was for?"...Jordan says "I forgot"...Jeff says "I know so let's just blow things out"...Jordan says "wasn't it for protection?"...Jeff says "no, it wasn't, what? did you see a movie with that or something?"...Jordan says "no, you were telling me about it the other night"...Jeff says "protection from what?"...Jordan says "just like protection"...Jeff stares in disbelief at Jordan, Jeff says he told her 3 times what the saint meant....Jordan says she knows, she forgot...Jeff says "well it's not for you anyway" :( Jordan says "oh my God!"...Jeff says why should he keep telling it to her, if it was important to her she would remember, if he has to tell her 6 times it doesn't matter, make up whatever story she wants, it brings penguins out and that's like the 5th time he's said penguins...the HG's say Jeff always talks about penguins...Jeff says he has a penguin obsession, for real, he's going to see penguins when he's out of there, he talks about them and polar bears a lot...Jordan asks about that movie with Adam Sandler with the fat guy that always sees penguins...Jeff says oh, yeah and laughs...Jeff says "there's that penguin again"...Jordan & Jeff laugh. Jordan says Jeff should be a penguin for Halloween...Jeff says he's gonna...Jordan talks into her mic asking BB to give Jeff a penguin suit to wear for a week...that brings them to talk about Casey and his banana suit, they can't take him seriously walking around in it...Jeff can't believe he went to bed already. Jordan makes a pouty face at Jeff, Jeff taps Jordan's leg and tsks, he smiles and sits up to hug Jordan, he goes in for the neck twice...Jordan squeals in delight... Jeff lays back down...Jordan says Jeff is being sassy tonight...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg and shakes his head no...Jordan says she smells like dough...Jeff says she ate a whole thing of it...Jordan laughs and says she can't resist...Jeff says "eat it up sista"...Chima says it's great, she understands...Jeff says it's the best, he'd eat some but he brushed his teeth...Jeff says he ate so much today...Jordan says she even ate meatballs...Jeff says he jammed 6 or 7 of them, he slept 8 times and he ate 9 times. Jeff puts on his glasses after saying he can't see the face Jordan is making...Chima starts making fun of Russell's glasses and Russell gets agitated...Jeff takes his glasses off again and Jeff & Jordan just look at each other while they bicker...they start talking about Family Guy, King of the Hill, Daria from MTV, Beavis & Butthead and Singled Out. Jeff passes Jordan a pillow to put behind her back, asks if she needs another one. :) March of the Penguins - Part 1 3:15-3:24am Jeff, Michele & Russell get into a talk about marriage & gay marriage, why gay people can't get married in some states & the complexities of why gay marriage isn't fully recognized. Jordan pats Jeff on the belly and Jeff reaches out for her hands, they touch each other and then clasp hands... Michele says maybe they talk about it in the house because it's a touchy issue...Jeff says he's all for less problems, if they want to get married go do it, if they want to fly a plane into a penguin, do it...Jordan laughs...she squeezes Jeff's leg...Russell says "you know what's even funnier Jeff? my brother has an obsession with penguins...he has penguins all over his room, it's his favorite animal"...Jeff smiles at Jordan kind of implying "see, I'm not the only one" LOL Jordan asks why penguins, they have weird bodies and they walk funny. Jeff says "they're awesome, did you ever see March of the Penguins?"...Jordan giggles, shakes her head and says no...Jeff says Jordan probably wouldn't like it...Michele asks how many times he has seen it?...Jeff says he thought it was inspirational...Jordan asks "why was it inspirational?"...Jeff says "dude, you know what those penguins go through? it's crazy!"...laughs all around...Jeff carries on "did you guys see it? why are you laughing? did you watch it?"...more laughs...Jeff says "dude it's crazy what those things do! you think people have it bad? I can't get married, you should see what these penguins do just to have a kid, man, they should do that, if they do, then you can get married" More laughs! Jordan says "wait! how do they do it?"...Jeff says they march, they can't even walk, they go all the way across the Arctic, it's freezing, they go miles, you gotta watch it man, he doesn't know why everyone is laughing (Russell is heard saying it's a cartoon)...Jordan says "continue"...Michele says it's nice to see Jeff passionate about something like penguins (shut up Michele!)...Jeff says he doesn't know the exact miles they go but it's crazy long distance to mate...Jordan says "why do they have to walk somewhere to mate?"...Jeff doesn't know, they do it every year...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "listen, they go all the way there and find their mate". Lydia yells from the HOH balcony "did you see March of the Penguins?"...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about, everyone's laughing at me"...Russell says "it's a cartoon right?"...Jeff says "no, it's a documentary with Morgan Freeman"...Jeff continues to Jordan "so they go all the way so far, they find their mate"...Russell says "did you see Happy Feet?"...Jeff says no but Jason Mraz has a song on that soundtrack that he likes 😊...Jordan says "continue"...Jeff says "it's just amazing, you gotta watch it, it's amazing"...Jordan asks what happens? Jeff says "so they go there to find a mate and they sit there, the female has the egg, they have to hold it in their feet, they can't even touch the ice, if they touch the ice it's dead, so they have to hold it in their feet while the other partner goes all the way back, all the way back where they just came from and goes in the water to get food and they eat as much as they can and there are sharks in there and shit, so half of them are getting eaten and then they come back and the other penguins, the male penguins stay there holding the egg on their feet and then when they come back they have to throw up and give the male's food, they throw up the fish they just have so some males are sitting there and don't get fed cuz they got eaten, their partner, then some come back and the egg's on the floor, it's fu**ed, he gone, so all this, the whole year, the odds of them having the baby finally and then when they do have the baby, then they have to go back through the water and more sharks and seals"...Jordan says "I thought they had intercourse? like banging? like horses do"...Jeff says "it's not like a porno Jordan" 😂 Jeff says "you just have to watch it, it's crazy what they do and this is like all year"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was going to say they had to walk to bang each other...Jeff says why would he say it's inspirational? to see penguins banging?...more LOL'ing...Jeff says they are laughing at it, go watch it...Russell says to J&J "you two are fu**ing hilarious, you guys should have your own TV show" 🛎️🛎️🛎️ Jeff says he knows Jordan will watch 3 minutes and tune out, if she could sit down for 2 hours and just watch it...Jordan says if it's inspirational she might like it...Jeff says she will be like "I can't believe that these things do that"...Jordan goes off on another tangent saying that she thought the penguins were like horses doing it from behind, banging...Jeff puts his hands to his head and says "I can't talk to you" ...more ribbing...Jeff says "go watch that movie, it's awesome"...Jeff yells out to Lydia "Lydia!? Is that movie awesome? isn't it amazing?"...Lydia doesn't respond... March of the Penguins talk - Part 2 3:24-3:36am More chatter btw the HG's about movies and then Jordan sits up, touches Jeff's belly and says "uhh, you need to watch your attitude"...Jeff grabs Jordan's hands and says "I'm not getting an attitude with you, I'm trying to help you"...they clasp hands again...Jordan says "with what?"...Jeff says "because it's a good movie...you won't like it, I know you won't like it"...Jordan says she does like some things...Jeff says "it's true and it's just amazing what they do, it's crazy...but I don't think you would watch it or like it"...Michele puts in her two cents again by interrupting J&J and says that if it's seriously that hard for them to have children maybe they should be extinct. Jeff gets excited and in a loud voice says that you would think they would be extinct, that's exactly what you're going to say after watching the movie, how in the world are these things surviving, it makes no sense whatsoever and why they do what they do, nobody knows but he'll tell them one thing "they're tough sons of bi**hes!"😅 Jordan says "so they lay on their backs with the eggs on their feet"...Jeff says "see how you listen!? when did I say they lay on their backs?"...Russell cracks up...Jeff says "I can't talk in front of everybody cuz it makes, you get me angry sometimes"...Russell says he's going to have an anuresym...Jordan quiets down and Jeff grabs her hand and says "just smile"...Jeff sits up and goes for the neck again... Chima says they're cute together...Russell says they're necking...Jordan touches Jeff and pushes him away saying she knows, he goes for the neckage...LOL...Jeff lays back down. Jordan says she wishes she had her spray, her body spray, she doesn't know why they took it away...they start discussing what BB allows them to bring or not...J&J laugh about being searched by dogs before coming into the house...they talk about BB taking away tweezers and tail combs...Jordan says hers you could probably stab somebody with. Jeff says if he wanted a "job" done in there he could do it with the tools they gave them, he doesn't know why they took away a tweezer...Chima & Jordan laugh about Jeff sounding like a gangster...Jeff says if he wanted to be violent, it wouldn't be with tweezers, he'd smash a drawer over their head Jordan says that Jeff isn't tired now is he? Jeff says no, he got worked up talking about penguins...Jeff asks Jordan if he told her his nieces story about the penguin...Jordan says "yeah" and recounts the story...Jeff laughs and says "yeah, you remembered huh?"...Jordan says "yeah I listen"...Jeff says she listens to what she wants when he talks...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says that's why he gets angry because she doesn't listen to him when he talks... Jeff wraps his legs around Jordan's head...Jordan says "headlock"...Jordan says "you love doing that, I think you'd really kill me one time if you thought you would choke me"...Jeff smiles and says "that wasn't even hard"...Jeff says that he could see Jordan with short hair now...Jordan says "noooo". Jordan says "wait, lock your legs", Jeff twists her a little...Jeff says "see you do look nice with short hair". Jeff asks the others if they think Jordan would look nice in short hair?...Chima says yes...Jeff says "I think so, you have a cute face" :) Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what? that was nice, you do". Jordan says it was funny the other night when Jeff wrapped his legs around her neck and put her under the covers...the others say "that was funny?"...Jordan gets Jeff to demonstrate...Jeff says it wasn't funny...Jordan says it looked funny...Chima says it was funny because you were just playing around, if it was real, it wouldn't be funny...Jeff says he'd be whisked right out of there. Jordan goes off on another tangent about Braden breaking up with a girlfriend and a cream pie, the others are lost...Jeff says "where did you get that from?"...Jordan says she thought about it a long time ago when he was there. Lydia enters the room and says she should have her own educational TV show or something, how she described the March of the Penguins...Jeff says "isn't it great that movie?"...Lydia says it is, it's magical...Jeff says it's awesome, no one gets it....Lydia says "remember how they find their mates?"...Jeff says "no, there's so much more to the story that I can tell but I just gave them the gist". Jeff asks how many months out of the year is that?...Lydia can't remember but they have to walk super far plus so many different animals try to eat them...Jeff says it's so sad when one penguin doesn't come back...Lydia says they're screwed, they just die...Jeff says "yeah, they're totally dependent on their mates so the mate gets eaten by a shark and they're just sitting there with the egg"...Jordan says what happens when the mate doesn't come back?...Jeff says "it's over"...Lydia explains it's over, it's only a matter of time before they get killed by something else, no other penguins go to help them. Jordan says "so nobody else will reach out?" :) LOL's...Lydia says no, there's no community penguins or shelter for the abused penguins...Jeff says it's super duper below zero, it's mad cold...Jordan says she has an idea...Russell says Jeff can start a reach out program ...Jeff says he's starting a penguin fund because these things are going to go extinct and they're awesome...Jordan says why don't the two that don't have mates hook up? Jeff says "because they're not swingers"...Lydia says that a penguin spends his whole life looking for one little pebble, one stone, when he finds the perfect one they present it to the one they want to be with, they put it at their feet, now if the female accepts they are together for life, they never cheat on each other, they never leave each other but if not, he's rejected and it's very unlikely he'll go find another mate...Jordan says "ever?"...Lydia says yeah, the male spends months looking for the perfect little stone to present his mate...Chima says that's so cute...Jordan says "this is real life?"...Jeff says these things are real, they're amazing...Russell is going to throw up in his mouth a little, LOL...Chima says she wishes men were like that, they search all their lives looking for the perfect diamond. Lydia says they are totally faithful and everything...Jeff says they just stand in the cold, just stand there holding this egg...Jordan says she feels bad if they're rejected but the good thing is that they all look alike so no one can reject them on their looks ...Jeff facepalms 🤣! ....Lydia tells Jordan not all of them look alike...Jordan says all the penguins she's seen look alike...Jeff says these are Emporer penguins, not just regular penguins that you see...there's a noise at the SS room door and seconds later Casey walks out and storms off to the bathroom...the HG's all laugh, Jeff says not to laugh too hard, he's pissed, he's going to kill them... March of the Penguins talk - Part 3 3:36-4:08am The HG's continue laughing over Casey & how silly he looks in the banana suit...Michele comes back in the room & they tell her they're all laughing at Casey...Jordan says it's hard to take him serious when he's smoking in a banana suit like if Jeff was in a penguin suit venting she couldn't take him serious plus he would wobble LOL...Jeff says he wants to see Jordan in a suit. Jordan says that Casey looks like the Fruit of the Loom commercial...Jeff says it would be worse if he was the grapes. LOL Random weird chatter...Casey comes back from going to the bathroom and heads straight into the SS room, he is pissed 😬 Russell cracks up when he walks by and Jeff says "he's not happy"...Lydia dreads going in there...Chima says "poor thing...he's the angriest banana I've ever seen"...they giggle a bit more and then Lydia & Jordan start singing the theme song for Bananas in Pyjamas...feeds go to fish... Cam 4 returns to J&J The HG's are now talking about Christopher Columbus...Jeff says he heard he was a bad person, he just travelled around like a pirate and raped & pillaged everything. (Michele meanwhile is giggling like a 12 yr old schoolgirl @ everything Jeff says 🙄 ) Lydia says he had slaves...Jordan says she doesn't know this stuff, she didn't pay attention to it (in school)...Jordan then says what else was back in the day? Wouldn't it be weird to sleep in a teepee?...Lydia says it would be cool...Jordan says her mom is part Indian but she couldn't sleep in a teepee because it's hard floors...Jeff says "didn't you go camping? it's the same"...Jordan says living in a teepee would be uncomfortable, she'd rather live in a cabin, she says her Uncle Bub was full-blooded Indian, she thinks that is where her mom gets her dark skin...Lydia says they can go make a teepee outside...Michele says there are hotels that are like teepees that people want to go sleep in...Jeff says it's just like camping...Jordan isn't convinced but says you would get used to it... Jeff says he drove through New Mexico when he drove to California, he drove for hours and hours with nothing in sight, he doesn't know how people survived, he drove forever in a car, he can't imagine how long it would take to walk it, he'd be listen, I'm not going nowhere anymore, I'm staying right here...Jeff says it's amazing how you survive if you're put in that situation. Jordan says what about back in B.C, like in Jesus (or before Jesus times hence BC lol ) times...Jeff giggles...if you stole, they would chop your hand off, that would be awful...Jeff says he's all about an eye for an eye...Lydia says if she cut off his pinky toe would he cut off hers?...Jeff says absolutely...feeds go to fish briefly...they return with them talking about Lorena Bobbitt. Jeff says "how did she do that? was he sleeping? how did she get a hold of his penis?"...Chima says Oprah wanted to ask the same thing...Jeff says how could it happen if someone grabbed your penis and had a knife (wouldn't you know?)...Jordan says why'd she chop his penis off? he cheated?...Chima say yes and he was abusive...Jordan says "did they sew it back on?"...Chima says it was on the side of the road ...Jeff says "he was in a porno right? didn't he sew on like a bigger dick or something? is that true?"...feeds go to fish LOL...feeds come back with Jordan saying "don't cheat or you'll lose the penis" 😬 They talk a bit more about the Bobbitt incident including if the nerves are cut & if there is feeling or not and then Russell says "can we not talk about dicks being chopped off, I like the March of the Penguins better" LOL "it was very inspirational"...Jeff says they should see it. Talk quiets down and they say it's good because they should sleep...Jordan says she needs to make herself more sleepy because she woke up at almost 12...feeds go to fish...they return with more random chatter...Jordan continues squeezing, patting and rubbing Jeff's leg while Jeff continues rubbing Jordan's arm...Michele says goodnight and almost leaves...they say tomorrow is Sunday, their day of rest...Jeff says "Jeff's closed tomorrow...yes!"...Jordan says "yeah, Jordo's closed...closed for business" Lydia & Jordan discuss what they're going to do, maybe run, maybe walk. Jordan lays down on Jeff's chest...Jeff asks if she's going to play around?...Jordan says she has to get tired, maybe walk or exercise so she'll wake up tomorrow & feel skinny and not like she ate a big old burger...they start discussing sleeping arrangements...Jordan wonders if she should sleep in Russell's old bed (the one in the corner of the SS room)...Russell says she should instead of sleeping with Lydia...the cam angle changes back to full view of J&J...Jordan says she sleeps comfortable in the big bed though...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly...Jordan says she kind of wants to walk but she doesn't know if it's a good idea...Jeff says he doesn't know how she's going to walk right now, he's so tired...Jordan says Jeff is going to walk to the penguins...Jeff says "march to them?"...Jordan says "yeah definitely". Lydia comes back and they discuss walking outside...Jordan says she needs to start exercising, she's just laziness, seriously, she didn't realize how lazy she was...Jeff says Lydia is a night owl...Jordan says that she was just looking at her owl tattoo...Lydia says she's going to cover her leg with owls...Jeff says she should consider penguins...Jordan says "supporting penguins"...Jeff says "you don't even understand"...Lydia likes the penguins from Madagascar...Lydia notices Russell is touching his junk and her & Jordan wonder why guys always do that...Russell says theirs are outside and hers are inside. (huh? lol) Casey appears again and heads out of the SS room...Jeff says he's not happy...Lydia says he's not going to want to talk to any of them. Chima comes back & they discuss Casey not being happy...Lydia and Jordan discuss tomorrow, Lydia says she wants them to do yoga...Jeff asks when her yoga class is...Lydia says around 3 so it's not too hot...they then start talking about adjusting their junk again and how Jordan's comforter is the best, Jeff loves to take a nap in it, his is only good for blocking the light. Russell falls asleep immediately and they can't believe it...Lydia enters the SS room and says it smells like Casey so she gets room spray...Jordan rubs and squeezes Jeff's belly...Jeff tells her not to squeeze his fat ;) he squeezes his legs around her instead...Lydia fumigates the whole room...Jordan says Casey's going to be even more mad...Jeff says "alright, alright, that's enough, holy f**k, I can smell it from here"...Jordan says Casey is going to be even more pissed when he smells all that...Lydia says it's stinky and gross...Russell even wakes up...Jeff says "yeah that's a lot" Jordan looks around the room, keeps rubbing Jeff...she lays down on his chest and says goodnight...Jeff makes his little whining noise as he does when he doesn't want her to leave and he strokes her hair...Jeff says she's going to be up all night. Jordan says "you think?"...Jeff says that Lydia likes to stay up late...Jordan says she wants to walk but she doesn't want to, lol...Jeff in a Jordan accent says "go walk"...Jordan smiles and lays back down and they hug… Two goodnight kisses before bed 4:08am Unfortunately it's not the best camera angle because Cam 3 is occupied showing Chima & Russell cuddling but the HG's long conversation into the wee hours finally ends when Lydia comes to ask Jordan if she's ready to go to bed...Jordan says she is...Jeff hands Lydia the opened package of cookie dough that has been sitting there so she can put it in the refrigerator...Lydia walks away...Jordan looks at Jeff and pats him...Jeff pulls Jordan to him and they kiss each other twice (heard but not seen). Jordan then gets up...Jeff says he'll see her at noon...Jordan then leaves to go to the kitchen... Natalie is right/Kevin is wrong 4:55-4:56am They never specifically mention Jeff and Jordan in this convo, but when you see it, you'll understand why I posted this. Natalie, Chima, Jessie and Kevin are upstairs on the couch outside the HOH room. They are discussing the BB5 Drew & Diane showmance. (For anyone who doesn't know, Drew and Diane made it to the final three on Season 5. Drew won the final HOH and, as a shock to many, evicted his girlfriend Diane. Jordan will talk about this scenario later in the game to Jeff.) Kevin: Name me a showmance where in the female wins. Chima: Never Kevin: Never. The female always get screwed..... 'cause for some reason the girls really believe that... Chima: ...the guy really likes them. (Note: This whole time Natalie is looking stubbornly annoyed. She knows she is right.) Kevin: It's like, are you serious? Chima: Every time.(the girl gets screwed) Kevin: I guess they just can't process that it's just temporary. Chima: Girls always get screwed over by a guy. Natalie: The thing is, it doesn't have to be temporary. If it was, if it's important enough and if there are true feelings it could be outside the house.... (Jessie agrees) And that's where the real testament is because here you're with them every day so you're stuck with them. But once you get outside the house is when it ... Kevin interrupts: There's only one reality couple out a thousand reality shows. Natalie: No, there's a lot, Kevin. Kevin: No, there's only one. Natalie: There's Rob and Amber from Survivor. Kevin: They're not together, are they still? Natalie: Yeah they are, they're married. There's The Bachelor, Trista and Ryan. Kevin: Ok, there are two, Trista & Ryan and Rob & Amber Natalie: And then there's.. Kevin interrupts: Which, BTW, both of them are only together, I feel like, because both of them got follow up reality shows to watch them get married. Natalie: No! They've been married for years, they have two kids. That's BS. Chima: They didn't both get follow up shows. Kevin: Yeah, but they got married because they got reality shows. Natalie: You can fall in love with somebody on the show. I'm sorry, that's BS. I don't care what you guys say. Kevin: Two out of a thousand? Jessie perks up: Hey, what did you say? Natalie: I said it's BS, you can fall in love on a reality TV show. I don't care what anybody says. And it could last after that show. If it was true love it would last. Bottom line. Chima: But a lot of it's not true love. A lot of the guys play the girls. Natalie: I'm not disagreeing with that. I'm saying it could be both ways, too. Kevin: Wait wait wait. Time out, too. And the Bachelorette doesn't really count because it's all about falling in love. I'm talking about shows that it's all about like, "screw each other over" shows. Chima: Like this one. Natalie slaps both hands on her face in frustration. Chima laughs and asks if that is her way of ending the conversation. Natalie says "pretty much". Kevin says girls just need to realize that it's temporary. JeJo unspoken affection 11:04am Just a cute little moment where Jordan gets into bed with Jeff in the morning, not a word is spoken but Jeff reaches over and rubs Jordan's forehead/hair...Jordan turns to Jeff holding onto his arm and cuddles closer...Jeff mmm's and rubs her hair again… Jeff’s tattoo by the pool 12:28-12:33pm Jordan has just gotten out of the pool, she's wrapped in a towel. Jordan asks Jeff for his Aurora hat. He throws it to her and she says thanks. They talk about the sheets they need to wash. Jordan heads over to the hammock while Jeff sits in the pool. Jordan puts her mic back on and heads over to sit near Jeff, she puts her feet in the pool. Jeff says "hey Jordan"...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks her if she likes that hat. Jordan nods yes, it fits. Jeff says it's too tight for him and smiles at Jordan. Some inaudible talk...Jordan puts her hand on Jeff's shoulder and asks him how old he was when he got his tattoo, young? Jeff says yeah. Jeff says it sucks, ever since he got it he has wanted to fix it...Jordan says and do what to it? Jeff says he wants to fix the cross because the guy that did it sucked, it looked better on the drawing, he wants something on the inside of his arm too, to go around, he doesn't know...maybe, maybe not because if he gets that fixed he might want something else. Jordan says gotcha. Jeff keeps going about the tattoo saying that he likes tattoos that you can't see but Jordan gets up to leave and he says where are you going when I tell stories? Jordan says she needs to blow her nose. Jeff says when he tells stories she doesn't listen. Jordan says she was listening. She leaves... Jordan pretends to smoke 2:58pm Jeff is outside smoking on the far couch...Russell joins him and sits on the opposite couch to eat his huge salad...Jordan has come outside, heads towards Jeff...Jeff asks her what time it is? Jordan says like 2 something...Jordan rubs her belly and Jeff asks if she ate cake? Jordan says she's full and goes to sit down...Jeff lifts his leg to let her pass but Jordan sits right down on Jeff's lap, lol. Jordan asks if she's squishing Jeff...he nods no...she pats his chest and says she might go sit back on the hammock...Jeff says "or jump in the pool"...Jordan grabs the cigarette that Jeff was smoking and tries to flick the ashes off but mostly fumbles it...Jeff stares at her feeble attempt...Jordan lifts the cigarette up and asks if she ruined it? Jordan then holds it up pretending she's smoking...(LOL Jeff)...she laughs...Jeff grabs the cigarette out of her hands and puts it back on the ashtray...Jordan says "wait, I wasn"t done"...Jeff isn't impressed and says "quit fu**ing around". Jordan makes a face and while Russell asks her if she's ever smoked before, Jeff draws the word J E F on her leg (he left out the last F)...Jordan answers yes, when she gets really drunk, she'll sit at the bar smoking and talking gibberish to people. Russell asks her if she can smoke in a bar? Jordan says yeah...Jeff says really? in Chicago you can't...Russell says you can't in California...Jordan says "you can't sit in a bar and smoke?" They both tell her not inside, it's banned in NY, Chicago, etc. Jordan says she didn't know that, it's different in Charlotte. Jordan then tells one of her stories about being out with her friend Brooke at the bar and how they had the best time, she was so drunk and was making friends with everyone at the bar.(Jeff's face during this LOL) Jeff high fives Jordan and says "that's what drinking does"... They clap hands and Jordan says to Russell "yeah, don't you get friendly?"...Jordan says she loves everybody but she loves to dance, she can't dance but she'll be out there anyways...Jeff says "shaking it?"...Jordan says not trying to booty dance but she's out doing something...Russell asks if she did the dump truck?...Jeff smiles and nods yes...Jordan says she did but she can't do it like Laura did, she was good. Jordan says she loved Braden's rap...she wishes she didn't eat those cupcakes...Jeff laughs...convo dies so Jordan gets up and leaves... Stressing over Jessie the SS room - Part 1 5:37-5:28pm J&J talk in the SS room, Jeff especially is stressing over Jessie, ultimately they share some laughs but this talk however, would set the mood for the rest of this strange night in the BB house. Jordan & Jeff have some serious game talk about Jessie...Jeff says that Jessie is the worst talker, he'll say "are you intimidated by my size? before I could answer" (his question)..."are you intimidated by the way I look?"...Jordan says "that's what he said?"...Jeff says yeah and that Jessie then asked him if Jeff was intimidated by Natalie's size, he was trying to make a point and Jeff told him he wasn't intimidated by anybody here so that's first things first and then Jessie said "that's what I mean", Jessie says "see what I'm saying?" and Jeff says he doesn't see what he's saying, what does that mean?...Jessie then goes on to say he's been honest with Jeff right?...Jeff says he's the worst talker, he makes no sense and he always talks about himself...Jeff says he doesn't care how big he is, he'll smash the fu**ing thing right over his head. Jordan giggles but Jeff isn't amused with him...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and asks what they're doing outside?...Jeff says getting ready for the margarita party...Jordan says she doesn't even feel like getting ready...Jeff asks if Jordan likes his ghetto haircut? Jordan says it doesn't look bad...Jeff says he was going to wait until the pool opened up but then they didn't...Jordan says she thinks they will stick to the plan...Jeff thinks so too...Jordan asks if she should go talk to Jessie?...Jeff says for what, what is that going to change?...Jordan says somebody has to boot him out of there...Jeff nods yes... Jordan whispers inaudibly about them getting to the finals then she says that Jessie was asking everybody two questions, he asked her what if she got HOH next week what would she do?...Jeff says don't answer it...Jordan says she told him he was safe...Jeff says "yeah, f**k him...he says that to everyone to protect himself, he's so scared about people coming after him, that's why he's not gonna make a move"...Jeff then mentions how Jessie was begging in the previous season, making a fool of himself. Jordan tells Jeff again how she told Jessie that he was safe...Jeff says yeah, tell him what he wants to hear, they said they would protect us four and they didn't protect Jordan so f**k them, when it's time to put someone up, he'll say "dude, remember when you were going to protect us four? well rewind the tapes because you said us four".... J&J go over how Jessie didn't really protect them when Jeff got put up on the block, Jeff took himself off, Jordan replaced him & then Jessie backtracked saying he was protecting the three of them not including Jordan, Jeff played dumb saying he must of misunderstood the protecting four of them part...Jeff says they think he is so fu**ing stupid...Jordan says Natalie has to go, she irritates her. J&J go over who would put who up if they won HOH, they think Kevin would put them up...Jeff says why? what's his problem?...Jordan says she talks to him, Jeff too, they don't know...Jeff talks about if he wins HOH and Jordan tells him he's getting close...they talk about the veto Jeff won and how when Jessie does something everyone goes yay! but if Jeff were to do the same thing, they'd be pissed...he doesn't get it...Jeff feels like smashing everyone...Jordan knows. They start talking about Russell now and how he is playing sides...Jeff says the others always talk about their "group" and him & Jordan are nowhere to be found, they are fu**ed unless something happens...Russell is heard outside the door saying "schemers!"...Jeff says "you're the schemer dork" Jeff tells Jordan she's playing good so far but if anyone asks her any names, don't ever say a name, Jeff didn't tell Jessie any names, does he think he's stupid? Jessie told Jeff he never expected him to...Jeff makes a face to say does he think I'm dumb?...Jordan tells Jeff to lay down...Jeff just looks at her... Jordan says she was almost asleep but then Ronnie wouldn't STFU about some dumb game he plays...Jordan says her, Jeff, Casey or Michele has to win HOH...Jeff says he doesn't trust Michele at all...Jordan doesn't think she would...Jeff thinks she would because they would tell her too...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff shrugs and leans back & sighs...Jeff says the smart move would be to get Jessie & Natalie out of there but he's saying it because he's him. Jeff says that both of them will be put up every week...Jordan says "who said that?"...Jeff says "come on, that's how it is"...Jordan says she's been up twice...Jeff says he's been up once and took himself off and if he goes up again he'll be so fu**ing pissed...what if Casey goes up?...Jordan says they're doomed...Jeff says they're dead...Jeff says if Jessie puts Casey up (as a replacement) he's going to flip out because he knows he's going home anyway and he'll say "you're a fu**ing pussy"...Jeff says he doesn't want to get upset though. Jordan asks "do you want me to scoot over?"...Jeff jokingly says "nah, I don't like you anymore"...Jordan says "hmm? what'd you say?"...Jeff smiles and laughs. Jordan says she hates this, if someone else had of been HOH things would be completely different (meaning that if someone from a different clique had been let in)...Jeff knows this. Jeff asks if Jordan is hungry and then leans over her and kisses/bites her lower back and says he's going to lay down for a sec... Stressing over Jessie in the SS room 5:37-5:47pm Jeff lays down next to Jordan, he says he won't stay long because Jordan is going to sleep, Jordan says she's not, she's just laying there being a pouter...they get comfy, Jeff says he's hungry and then they are quiet. Jordan says Jeff smell's good...Jeff says he didn't put cologne on...Jordan and Jeff both say it's his armpit/deodorant :) ...They laugh about the cameras zooming in on them, they didn't even know it could go like that, do that angle... Jeff says he's going to make chicken pitas...Jordan says "omg, then I want one"... they laugh...Jordan says she shouldn't even eat any more...Jeff says it's better to eat that than cookie dough...Jordan says it's so good...Jeff says it's not good for you... They start talking about Russell & Jessie again...Jordan wonders if she should go up and talk to him...Jeff says for what? he doesn't think so...Jordan says that Jeff never talks to him...Jeff says he does, what does she want him to say to her?...Jordan doesn't know but says "you gotta step it up too sir" :) Jeff says what does she mean, he went up there before the ceremony and talked to him...Jordan asks what he said?...Jeff says he just told her about the do I intimidate you convo with Natalie sitting on the bed as Jessie's lapdog...Jeff imitates her and Jordan laughs...Jordan says Jessie says the dumbest stuff and everyone laughs at it...Jeff says for Jordan to just keep doing what she's doing, she's doing good...Jordan starts whispering inaudibly...Jeff says people are too scared to make a move, if someone else did they might jump on board. They continue to whisper about the other HG's...Jeff says Kevin better change his tone with him...Jordan asks Jeff if he won HOH who would he put up?...Jeff turns to her and just smiles...Jordan says he has to tell her...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan says he does know...Jeff says he does know a little bit...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff sighs...Jordan says she won't say anything...Jeff knows she won't...Jeff says "next week? I think I'd put Kevin up"...Jordan says "and?"...Jeff says "Michele"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "maybe"...Jordan says putting up Michele is wrong because Michele will be voted out and then Kevin will come after him...Jeff says he thinks Kevin is after him already but then Lydia would be pissed and so would Chima...Jeff wouldn't put up Chima because he thinks you could reason with her even though she is a diva...Jeff says they shouldn't talk about it because things change and they don't know who will be HOH. Jordan says Michele gets so offended by everything...Jeff says OMG...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he said something about gay people at Disneyland and she freaked out, she's married, why doesn't she shut up fu**ing loser, it's like she's picketing outside, fu**ing crazy bitch...Jordan giggles...Jeff says that's why she's such a weirdo...Jeff asks Jordan if she knows what he is about to say?....Jordan says what?...Jeff starts imitating Michele's giggles at everything he says, watch when they are sitting around talking and Jeff says something to Jordan and she'll giggle , then he imitates how she groans when she's moving around in bed...Jeff cracks up, Jordan is giggling...Jeff says he can't stand it, who the f**k is she? R2D2? Relax! 🤣 Jeff says Natalie is so weird too, you never know what you're getting with her...Jordan asks if Jeff's arms aren't sore from yesterday's challenge as a segueway to asking him if he would rub her arm, she places her arm on his chest....Jeff says "no, remember we gave up on that?"...Jordan says "please! it's sore"...Jeff says "then what do I get?"...Jordan says "I told you a back rub", she giggles...Jeff says "no, that game is over, you didn't play right"...Jordan asks again...Jeff says "see what happens? (she says) I don't want to, I don't want to" and he turns the other way to show her what she does LOL Jeff says "you like that?"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "what are you laughing at?"...Jordan says "you"...Jordan says "please"...Jeff says "no, I gotta make food"...Jeff won't give in and says it hurts, him too when his back needs to be scratched...Jordan says she rubbed his stomach last night...Jeff says it doesn't count. Stressing over Jessie in the SS room - Part 3 5:47-5:56pm Jeff & Jordan continue to bicker/banter over Jeff not wanting to scratch/rub Jordan's arm because she isn't doing the same for his back...Jordan gives up trying LOL Jordan cracks up over the fact she woke up the other morning and saw Casey in his underwear & his penis was sticking out. Jeff laughs and says "why you looking at everyone's ding dongs for? I don't wanna hear that shit...you gotta fu**ing watch it with you" Jordan says she couldn't help it, it was weird because Casey is like the dad, he wears the underwear her grandpa wears. Jeff imitates Michele's weird noises/giggles again and says for Jordan to watch, it will crack her up...Jordan says that maybe Michele likes her...Jeff says she does...Jordan means that Michele "likes her" (in "that" way)...Jeff says maybe...Jordan talks about the convo where Michele said she wished Jordan was bi...Jeff heard...Jordan keeps touching Jeff's face/ear and asks Jeff what if she was looking in his ear and a bug flew out?...Jeff says he would die, he would get so creeped out and leave the house, wouldn't she? if a big grasshopper came out?...Jordan says she doesn't think it would fit in her ear...Jeff gets defensive and asks what's his ear?...Jordan says his is bigger...Jeff exhales deeply and gets quiet... Jordan brings up game again and says she hopes the upcoming HOH is physical...Jeff says will she stand out there for 9 hours?...Jordan says yes...Jeff laughs and says yeah?...Jordan says she's serious, she wants to win...Jeff says he hopes so, it's good, he's glad she thinks like that...Jordan says she'll stand there as long as she has to...Jeff says good...they continue talking about it and the feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is talking about Ronnie and freaking out...Jeff says not to worry about it until then, nothing she can do, don't worry until tomorrow, why is she going to talk to Jessie? it has nothing to do with her if he's not putting Ronnie up... Jordan talks about Russell & Jessie...Jeff says he doesn't think they think Jordan is a threat, they think she's an idiot...Jordan says they think she's dumb...Jeff says let them think that, don't worry about it, just keep listening to what people say because when the time comes she'll have a lot to say, you think I'm dumb? well I'm not, I remember all this shit...Jeff says Jordan is good and he pinches her cheek ☺️ Jordan says everyone thinks she's this sweet & innocent person...Jeff says that's good, everyone talks to her, they open up to her, that's good...Jordan says she does like Chima...Jeff says he does too...feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is saying that Jessie & Natalie have to be broken up...Jeff says that's good...Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't think that people are thinking that about them?...Jeff says no, because they have no power, why would they break them up? plus Jordan hasn't won anything so why would they do that?...Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says he's just saying it from a logical point of view, he's not putting her down, he's just saying it from their perspective...Jordan upsets Jeff by saying that Jessie wins everything...Jeff raises his voice and says "no he doesn't, this is the first fu**ing thing he won, why does everyone think that? what do you mean win? how the f**k is that winning? he picked up the right thing?"😠 (Small Tiff alert) Jordan says "yeah, well he won"...Jeff says "get outta here, you and this fu**ing shit, I'm outta here"😠 Jeff sits up...Jordan says "omg!"...Jeff says "how is that winning? he won one thing?"...Jordan says "quit being uuhhhh"...Jeff says "he won one thing dude, take it easy"...Jordan with her head buried in the pillow says "you get so mad"...Jeff says "I'm not mad because what do you mean he wins everything? what are you talking about?"...Jordan says he just flipped out...Jeff says it's because everyone thinks they're these fu**ing gods, they're fu**ing dorks. Jeff starts to walk out and Jordan calls out "hey, are you making me one?"...Jeff holding the door open says "no, absolutely not...I'm making you one that falls on the floor"...Jeff laughs...Jordan gets up...Jeff says of course he's making her one but she doesn't have to come...Jordan runs to the door right behind Jeff and heads straight to Russell who is in bed in the RR... Margarita Party/J&J tiff/Hallway kiss 8:32-10:52pm Jeff & Jordan have their first big tiff. Lucky for them and us it didn't last long. 😊 Sequence of events: Jordan talks with Russell in the RR. Jordan is worried about this week and possibly being evicted. He reassures her that she is safe and won't be voted out. He also tells her not to tell Jeff. They have the margarita party an hour or so later. It is a flop. The mood sucks and no one enjoys themselves. The mood is awkward and tense because the whole house knows Casey is going up not Ronnie...the whole house except for J&J, Michele & Casey...Jeff realizes what is up after the margarita party. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98LWpp32law Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jeff and Jordan are...Jordan tells Jeff he looks cute...Jeff says "I do?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says guys always look cute when they have bum shirts and hats on and jeans :) they look better...Jeff says "I look better?"...Jordan says Jeff looks better in a hat, she likes him in a hat, she's just telling him what she likes...Jordan sits on the counter...Jordan says it's probably different from other people, she thinks Jeff looks good in a hat when he's bumming, she thinks guys looks hot when they're bummed down...Jeff says "I like that too though, when girls are like that" 😉 Jordan asks what's wrong with Casey?...Jeff says "whaddya mean? he thinks he's going home?"... Silent looks...Jeff says "they" all knew, they were just idiots out there, the worst part is they can't do anything, they can do whatever they want, it's just a matter of time before they go...Jordan says "just enjoy this week cuz it might be my last"...Jeff says he's trying but the script has been flipped...Jeff is pissed...Jordan is acting flippant (because she has been told she is safe by Russell) but Jeff is stressing out that one of his two close friends is now leaving for sure... Jordan squeezes Jeff and says sorry, she wants to hit him tonight...Jeff says he knows...Jeff leans over and Jordan rubs his neck… They watch Lydia and Kevin go by, Jeff taps Jordan’s leg as a sign to stop touching him (not sure why), she does and once they go in the HOH room J&J decide to go in the GR... Jeff & Jordan go to the GR to talk but Jeff goes to use the bathroom first, the toilet is backed up and Jeff is grossed out...Jeff sits down to talk...Jordan fibs to Jeff saying she thinks it will be her and Casey going up and she is "outta there"...Jeff thinks it will be Casey but either way he is pissed...Jordan is acting a little strange, Jeff notices and calls her on it asking her what she's laughing at?... ...she's going home, she's going to be at work next week, was that funny? (since she's already laughing)... Jordan flips him the finger and calls him an asshole...Jeff says "then what are you laughing at?"...Jordan tells him that Russell told her not to tell Jeff but that she is safe but she wasn't supposed to tell Jeff...Jeff tsks and says "so you have secrets with Russell?”... Jordan says "nuh uh, I just told you"...Jeff says that's why she was laughing? she knew the whole time, why didn't she just tell him that Casey was going up?...Jordan says she doesn't know that, all she knows is that Russell told her she's safe...Jeff clams up and then mumbles "great"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "you don't tell me?"...Jordan says she just did...Jeff says "you fu**ing loser!"...Jordan says she found out tonight...Jeff says "I'm outta here, go join their side you'll be safer"... Jeff is pissed...Jeff says he is sick of gaming anyway, f**k this and he starts to walk out...Jordan says hey!!...Jeff says he has to piss and the toilet's clogged...Jordan says she is done with him, done! and Jeff says me too...he walks out closing the door... 8:43pm Jordan goes to the RR to talk to Ronnie, Chima & Michele, she tells them she is done with Jeff tonight, he is in a bad mood...she is sad...she then goes into the SS room to talk to Casey...then about 6 mins after being done with Jeff she goes back to the GR to talk to him LOL Jordan tries to smooth things over but Jeff won't have any of it 😞 she leaves one minute later and goes up to the HOH... 9:26pm Jordan comes back down to the BY where Jeff is, she is eating Nerds...Jordan tells Jeff that they told her they are sticking to the plan (they lied)...Jordan tries to engage Jeff, even kisses him on the cheek but he ignores it and she asks him "why are you being like that?"...Jordan keeps looking at Jeff in the eye but Jeff just keeps eating his nerds...Jordan turns her cheek so that Jeff will kiss her back... ...but he uhhh's signaling that he is still pissy...Casey is out there smoking like a fiend, he and Jeff are venting and Jordan isn't getting anywhere with Jeff so she leaves again. @ approx 10:08pm Jordan is back in the BY with Jeff & Casey...things seem a bit smoothed over btw Jeff & Jordan at this point (feeds were off them for awhile)...Jeff moves over to smoke near Casey and tells Jordan "I'll come back" :) @ the 10:10 mark Casey says that they're the only two people he is friends with...and one is voting for his girlfriend (J&J smile) and that's ok... @ approx 10:12pm Jeff & Jordan have a 20 second stare down which is kind of intense & sexy at the same time... Casey continues to gripe but says that you can take the high road and have nothing to regret...Jeff says sometimes he likes to take the low road, he moves over to sit with Jordan, he looks at her and she touches his arm and all is well in JeJo land again 👏👏 back to touching each other and arm scratches while they chat with Casey... 10:51pm Jordan and Jeff meet up in the hallway and they kiss. She asks for a hug and he obliges and then they squeeze each other's butts for good measure. Jeff heads into the kitchen asking what was that, was she playing truth or dare?... Favorite positions in the HOH room 8:58-9:10pm This entry is from a clip uploaded onto youtube. This was not shown on the feeds, the feeds were on fish when this aired on showtime. This took place when Jeff & Jordan were having their little tiff about Jordan keeping something from Jeff. Jordan had been down in the GR trying to talk to Jeff who was sulking & being quiet, she left and headed straight up to the HOH where Russell & Lydia were hanging out. Jordan sits on the round chair and sex talk starts up (as per usual in a house full of bored people, lol)...Jordan starts talking about her ex-bf and sex and the feeds cut off @ the 8:58pm mark and do not return until the 9:10pm mark. This discussion happened in the meantime... The sex talk continues...Jordan says she has faked orgasm a couple of times...she says vaginas are ugly...Lydia disagrees and says they resemble flowers...Jordan says she never thought of that...she asks if they knew that eating strawberries & pineapples is supposed to make your vagina smell good? Russell says yes...Jordan says she told a girl at work that and the girl said it ruined her, lol...Jeff walks in asking if they have any laundry and that he needs to go pee because the bathroom downstairs is clogged...laughter...Russell asks Jordan her favorite position...Jordan says "the natural" (missionary) but tries to explain her other one...Russell asks if she can demonstrate on Jeff...Jordan calls out "Jeffrey!"...Jeff is weighing himself...Russell says to just sit down and for Jordan not to say anything, just do it...he comes over and sits down saying "what's up?"...Jordan starts and says "they're not going to air this?"...Russell and Lydia say no, no LOL Jordan tries again but is worried her butt will hang out of her jeans ;) ...she says she's talking about sex moves...Jeff says "oh they're not going to air this" Jordan sits on Jeff and starts explaining again...Russell tells Jeff to hold her...Jeff says he doesn't want to make a wrong move so they'll say "see you suck" LOLOL Jordan finishes explaining and Jeff holds onto her waist to "help" and smiles big Jordan stands up and Jeff leaves...Russell says to take a cold shower. LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7jkT5Gwmh0 Piggyback on Jeff/Jordan holding Jeff’s face 10:59-11:04pm Jeff and Jordan come outside...Jordan jumps on Jeff and he carries her for a brief moment… Jeff needs to do laundry. Jordan sits on the pool table while Jeff decides what setting to use on the washing machine...while he does that Jordan gives advice and impatiently waits for him. Once Jeff is done, he leans into Jordan and asks what she's going to do? He nibbles her ear :) Jordan says she's going to sleep. Jordan whispers in Jeff's ear about the ongoing fight for Jessie between Lydia and Natalie and how they are being silly by making him food. Jordan pats Jeff's face and holds it in her hands while she says this. Super sweet moment :) Jordan says her legs are so scaly...Jeff says to put lotion on them...Jordan asks if Jeff farted?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she smells it...Jeff says it's that shit (the mud from the comp)...Jeff swears it's not him...they are quiet and then Jordan says "this sucks" and says she's just at the point of saying whatever, you know? Jeff says he knows what she means...Jordan says to enjoy their time while they're there...Jeff says "exactly"...Jeff starts playing pool and Jordan says she wants to stick her feet in the hottub, she walks to the hottub and dips her feet in.

August 18 Jeff zings Jordan 12-12:06am Talk continues amongst the HG's...Kevin is talking about vendors, people selling tamales, the area he lives in is very Mexican...Jordan says she hates when you're driving and someone is standing there with a sign where the light is and your car stops right there, she always looks the other way...Jeff cracks up! and says "that's the worst!"...Jordan says when she has her sunglasses on she can see them staring at her and she's like uhhhh...they laugh...Jordan in a strange Asian accent says "you're not getting no money today"...Russell and Natalie say she just turned Asian LOL!...while Jordan is explaining what she usually does in that situation, Russell and Jeff giggle about Jordan saying it in an Asian accent and Jeff imitates her saying "sorry I have no money"...they continue laughing over that while Natalie talks about bartering and tipping... Jordan says in the Bahamas, that's how they are, she starts imitating the vendors there and comes off sounding Asian again...Russell asks Jordan how come all the poor people she meets are Asian?...Jordan says they're not Asian...Kevin says she's doing Jamaican right now...Jordan says she's talking about the Bahamas but she doesn't know, she's never seen a homeless Asian, if you think about it...Jeff says "that's a good call"...Jordan says she's never seen a homeless Greek ...Jeff laughs saying "slicked back hair?"...Jordan says "or Japanese, it's always old, white, grungy men with beards"...Jeff says they better get off the subject...Michele finally chimes in with "yeah it's getting bad" Russell then starts laughing at how Jeff thought Chima's brother (from her HOH pics) looked like Ice Cube...Jeff says he swears to God he did...they debate that back and forth for awhile...Jordan says that he reminded her of one of the guys from Bone, Thugs and Harmony...Jeff says he loves those guys...Jordan tells Jeff from which video of theirs he reminded her of, no?...Jeff says not even fu**ing close!...Jeff drops the f-bomb not even 5 minutes later LOL...Jeff says it's not even close, that guy is not even black he thinks he's Puerto Rican or something ...Jordan says no, he's black...Jeff says the guy who raps fast and has a puffy afro?...Jordan says yes, she thinks he looks like him...Jeff says he's out, he's not talking about this anymore...Jordan says "nevermind"... Jordan changes subjects...she says that her sister used to get so mad because people used to tell her she looked like the Bush sister...Jeff asks what's that?...Jordan says President Bush...Jeff says oh, oh, like his daughter...Russell says those girls are hot...Jordan says she thought the blond was cute, her sister had a rounder face when she was chunkier...Jeff says Jordan's sister is going to kill her because she's always calling her chunky...Jordan says she recently got skinny, she hasn't been around her like that, no stones... Jordan says her sister would get mad at her because she'd ask her opinion on clothes and Jordan would give her honest opinion, her sister called her a bitch and walked off, Jordan would say "you asked me what I think" or Jordan would say she liked that top or this one would look better and then she was called a bitch...Jordan says she would want somebody to tell her...Natalie and Michele agree...Jordan says her mom tells her... Jeff says "how about when I tell you every day when you ask me what looks better and I tell you that and you wear the exact opposite of what I said every single time, like that?"...Jordan makes an "oops busted" face and says "yeah"...Jeff says "I wonder where she gets it from?" ZZING!! Jordan looks down embarrassed and they get quiet and then FISH... Sexy Jordan/Nice booty/Heyyy 1:05-1:10am https://youtu.be/LaO5O8X42BM Jeff & Lydia play war in the kitchen...Jordan comes out of the DR and goes upstairs...Lydia gets called to the DR...Jeff and Lydia promise to finish playing when she gets back...in the meantime, Jordan is up on the balcony and Jeff calls for her "Johhrdan!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what are you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff whips his head around to look up at her, he's all smiles... Jeff says "you going to bed?"...Jordan says probably, she's going to lay around...Jeff who can't think straight 😉 LOL says "what??"... Jordan says that Michele is not sleeping up there tonight, does he want to sleep up there?...Jeff immediately says yeah, is she going to be sleeping?...Jordan says he can sleep up there if he wants to...Jeff says he wants to, is she going to be sleeping though?... Jordan asks how long he's going to be playing cards?...Jeff says just a little bit, he wants to go over the numbers ...Jordan says "tonight?"...Jeff says "you know?"...Jordan says "me and you? ok"...Jeff asks if she asked for new batteries?...Jordan says she'll ask later...Jeff says it's dead... Jordan tells Jeff that she feels so fat, she shouldn't have eaten the cookie dough, she should have stayed away from it Jeff!...Jeff says Jordan was double fisting...Jordan says she was, it was good....Jordan asks Jeff if her hair looks bad?...Jeff says "no, it looks all sexy right now all slung over the edge"... Jordan giggles saying "yeah right"...Jeff rawwrrr's...🐯🐯 Jeff keeps staring at her and Jordan smiles asking what?...Jeff says "nuthin', you look all sexy right now"...Jordan can't take a compliment (as usual) saying "no I don't"...Jeff says "why would I say that?"...Jordan says she doesn't know...both of them blush... Michele interrupts the moment (what else is new? UGH) and then Kevin walks in too...Jordan turns around to show off her booty shorts and says "hey look, guess what my pants say?...heyyy"...🍑 Kevin says she has a nice booty...Jeff says "wow!"...Jeff asks her to press her booty up against the glass...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "why!?"...Kevin and Jeff ask her to do it again...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "what the f**k else are they doing?"...she obliges... ...they all giggle...Kevin says they just say hey?...Jordan bends towards them again to show them... Jeff says again "push it against the glass" LOL!...Kevin thought it said "heyyyyy"...Jordan says she was just dragging it out...Jeff keeps looking at Jordan and Jordan says "what!!?"...nothing from Jeff 😍 JeJo study session - Jeremy Piven & Walter Payton 2:01-2:18am Jeff has been playing Bullshit with K/L/N downstairs but finally gets away to go to bed, he thought Jordan would be sleeping but Jordan has been tossing and turning in bed, waiting patiently for Jeff to come up...Jeff enters just after 2am... Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "Johrrdan...I thought for sure you'd be sleeping"...Jeff pops some Advil saying he has a headache every night...feeds go to control room...when the feeds return the lights are on, Jeff is getting settled on the HOH bed and says that he has to figure it out too...they decide to have a study session... Jeff starts laying out the cards for each day...Jordan suggests using Michele's birth control to use the days that are labelled...Jeff says he knows what she means...he gets up to search for it in the bathroom...Jordan tells him where it is...Jeff wonders if he should be touching it, feels weird about it and says they don't need it, they're getting out of control...he comes back and they start up again...Jordan says "we came here June 5th?"...Jeff, with a smile, says "July 5th, June 5th's my birthday" 😉 Jordan thinks they didn't come in July 5th...Jeff says they came in the house July 5th...Jordan says she was in LA for her sister's birthday (the 29th)...Jeff says they came in the day after they watched The Fourth of July which was a Saturday, it was Sunday July 5th...Jordan says ok, yeah, ok... Jeff lays out the cards for each day of the week like a calendar and they start figuring out which day each HG got evicted...feeds cut out just before for 6 mins...Jeff is talking about how day 26 is one for her to remember, it's the day cliques ended...Jordan says how can she remember that? oh! her mom was 26 when she had her...Jeff says " ok so her life ended at 26 just like the cliques ended, just something association ykwim?" Jordan's got it...Jeff then says that 33 is the day Ronnie got evicted and 34 is the day Jeremy Piven came, how will she remember that?...Jordan thinks...Jeff says "34, I can remember that, like Walter Payton - Jeremy Piven"...Jordan says "who's Walter Payton?"...Jeff says "Walter Payton was one of the best running backs of all time, he was #34 " Jordan smiles and says "whatever"...Jeff says Jordan's brother is Peyton, he's 34, Jeremy Piven, now you remember (well when you put it that way Jeff lol)...Jeff gets all offended saying "Who's Walter Payton?" (tsk)...Jeff realizes Walter Payton won't click for her so he asks her what's 34 to her? what reminds her of 34?...Jordan says nothing but then remembers her friend Char is 34...Jeff says that's perfect, her friend Char fu**ed Jeremy Piven , she's 34, there ya go...Jordan's face when Jeff said this is priceless... Jordan's got it and they move on to going over eviction dates, Braden was evicted day 12, add 7 and so on...this confuses Jordan a little...Jeff gets a little testy and Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he's not yelling...they continue going over 12, 19, 26, 33...Jordan says she needs to figure out how to remember 33 so she can remember Char and 34 LOL how about 34 comes after 33? ;) Jeff decides to use the actual number on the cards to help identify the dates the HG's were evicted...Jeff grabs a King and says "here, here, Jeremy Piven's the King" Jordan tells Jeff to not let anybody else know this...Jeff knows...Jordan says "this is a good way Jeff" :) Jeff finishes up laying out the cards and they get down to business with Jeff standing up to go over everything again... JeJo study session - dates, dates, dates & smooth feet 2:18-2:34am The study session continues... Jeff stands up and they go over everything, including HOH's, POV winners, dates of eviction and special dates like cliques ending and how can we forget the crucial day Jeremy Piven came in the house 😅 Jeff says all she has to remember are key days...Jordan recalls all the eviction dates correctly...Jeff remembers the Chima date of eviction which was special...Jordan says they should remember when Dan came in the house to host the Ugly Truth comp...they are not sure about that...Jordan thinks it was the 13th day in the house...they wonder what days Have Not competitions are and get confused saying everything was all weird in the beginning... Jeff says "who cares, just focus with what we know"...Jordan says ok, ok...Jeff says "what are you getting...I didn't say anything"...Jordan says Jeff says it with attitude...Jeff says he didn't, he's just trying to focus on what he knows...Jordan says ok...Jeff wants to remember Chima left on day 42, she's 42 years old LOL Jordan doesn't think the dates get too high, she remembers Dan's season where one of the comps went up to what seemed to be day 45 or so...Jeff says no, it's longer than that, up until the day you are there, could be up to day 70...Jordan wants to tell Jeff all the days in order then Jeff can tell her how she did...she rattles them off with only one minor mistake...they remember Chima's expulsion and Jordan's HOH were both on day 42...they say Russell's numbers were off...Jeff says maybe they can casually ask Michele what day Dan was there but he's not sure how much she'll tell them...Jordan says she doesn't want her to know because she'll tell Russell...Jeff agrees. Jeff goes over the HOH & POV's for each week, then it's Jordan's turn, she gets confused...Jeff says she's tired...Jordan says it's a lot to take in...they go over more dates and then debate if they should remember things from the first week...Jeff doesn't think it's necessary...Jordan wants to do it again...Jeff says she has to rattle them off but she doesn't need to know them so fast yet, she can go over them each week...Jordan starts slowly again...Jeff says she has to realize she's going to have to do this when she's running around doing different stuff, so go, she should try to get it first... Jordan looks at Jeff and says he's stressing her out...Jeff says "why I am stressing you out?"...Jordan says "cuz you're raising your voice"...Jeff smiles and pinches her foot, as he realizes her foot is smooth Jordan says she doesn't like it when he raises her voice...Jeff says "ooh, Smooth Jazz" 😊 Jeff reaches down and puts his head to her foot smelling it (?)...Jordan repeats she doesn't like it when he raises his voice at her...Jeff says he wasn't, he's trying to help her...Jordan says "ok, geez"...Jordan sticks out her foot telling Jeff to feel them...Jeff says "no, it looks weird right now all of a sudden" LOL Jordan says to feel them, they feel soft...Jeff feels and says "they do" :) Jordan starts going over HOH's & POV winners one more time...Jordan gets stuck on the Russell/Michele combo and Jeff snaps his fingers saying it's back to back (POV's for Michele)...Jordan says ok! listen, she doesn't have them memorized yet...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg again, laying his head down by her foot and says "go ahead"...Jordan finishes and they go over if they may have missed something then Jeff quizzes Jordan on dates... JeJo study session ends - Distant vs Snappy foot rubs 2:34-2:48am Jeff and Jordan continue going over key dates in the house...Jeff says it's important to remember when certain competitions happened...Jordan exhales and says they have to do this every night then...Jeff says she has the basic numbers now...Jordan wants Jeff to ask her questions...Jeff says he just did...Jeff grabs Jordan's foot and starts rubbing :) and then rubs up and down her while talking about when Casey was evicted...he rubs a little too hard and Jordan ow's...Jeff makes a pretend to be mad face at her and then giggles...Jeff grabs her toe for good measure LOL Jordan says "me and you are more irritable with each other"...Jeff says "yeah I know"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "it's cuz you're getting on my nerves and vice versa, you're snappy with me"...Jordan says "thanks, I'm glad I'm getting on your nerves"...Jeff says "cuz you're so snappy with me"...Jordan says "you're not getting on my nerves"...Jeff says "yes I am!"...Jordan says "you're not getting on my nerves, I just feel like distant with you" 🙁 Jeff incredulously whispers says "what?"...Jordan says "I feel like you're distant"...Jeff starts rubbing her leg again saying "no, that's not true, you're just snappy with me so I choose to just take myself (out of the situation)..." Jordan asks how she's being snappy? she doesn't mean to be snappy, it's probably because she thinks he's being distant...Jeff, with a big smile, says "you wanna hug?" Jordan says "when we finish this"...Jeff says "alright, maybe it will bring us closer" LOL! Jeff says this was good, it laid everything out for him, he now knows what day they are on...Jordan wishes they could write things down, she does better doing that...Jeff says he has it pretty much memorized, he tried counting the bottles in the GR, the gold cans, etc...Jordan says she's behind...Jeff says he is too but he's got to start doing shit...Jordan says they need to be more observant with things... Jeff wants to count the flowers outside, there are 10 windmills, he counts dumb shit, he goes over the sake bottles, the Buddhas, the different fruits in the LR...Jordan says she doesn't know what questions they ask... Then Jordan says "will you keep rubbing?" :) Jeff, who has been, continues...Jeff says he hopes he's not memorizing all this dumb shit for nothing 😒 Jordan asks Jeff to quiz her again...Jeff says she knows this stuff but she says she likes to be quizzed...Jeff continues... Jordan is nailing all the dates, HOH's and POV's but decides they need to make up a song to remember things better LOL! Jeff goes over the HOH/POV winners for each week, Jordan brings up the song again and Jeff says if she just keeps practicing she'll know, she's putting too much in her head, just remember who won, that's all, it's not going to be questions, it will be a timed event, don't stress about it until later... Jordan says their main goal next week is to get Russell out, but he's not acting weird though...Jeff doesn't think so either, he's talking about final four...Jordan says Russell's acting cool, not even asking questions...they talk about how Russell was acting when they were outside earlier...Jeff says Russell wasn't even paying attention to the pool game because he was listening to the convo Jordan and Natalie were having about Jessie...Jeff says that Russell voting for Jessie to stay was brought up and Russell changed the subject right away, Jeff wanted to see him squirm. Jordan starts recounting the dates again, day 12, 19 and so on...Jeff says she did good, she's got the basics...they go over how to remember the dates for the POV competitions, just add 2 days to the HOH dates...Jeff confuses things even more by saying another way to remember it is to minus 5 days from the dates of eviction/HOH dates Jordan thinks it's better for her to add than subtract (I agree lol)...Jeff says to just remember "core" days not "specific" days ...it's getting late and confusing and they are getting foggy on things...they keep going over the dates AGAIN!...they try to focus in on when Dan came into the house...Jeff says he was super pissed that day...Jordan has got it down, she's right about the date for that, it was the 13th...feeds go to control room… Distant/I always want to be with you 3:03-3:09am Jeff & Jordan finally settle into bed after their long study session... Feeds switch to the HOH room...Jordan says she's going to miss this bed...Jordan asks what time was it when he walked by?...Jeff takes off his shirt and says that when he came up it was 2 o'clock when he came up the first time...Jordan says it's probably almost 3, they're probably going to get them up at 9, they have to pick players and get up early...Jeff gets comfy and puts his hand in its usual position...on Jordan's leg...Jeff says "are you giving me a little blanket?"...Jordan hmm's... Jeff says "wow, this is giant"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan thanks Jeff for helping her and Jeff says he helps her all the time, they have to help each other...Jeff asks Jordan "why do you feel like we're distant?...Jordan says "mmm, mmm, I just feel like they're distant"...Jeff asks "why?"... Jordan puts her mic on to explain...Jeff asks if she just wants to go to sleep, they don't have to talk about this...Jordan says she guesses it's not a big deal, she says "I just feel like we don't really talk as much and we're kind of distant, I feel like you always got a lot of stuff on your mind and you just..."....Jeff says it's just that she always has a lot of people around her, meaning Michele, she's always around... Jeff in frustration says "whatever" and starts wrapping up his mic, he sarcastically says at least they talked about it...Jeff turns the other way... Jordan says "well I mean we can if you want to?"...Jeff says no, he doesn't care either...Jordan reaches for Jeff's back and scratches a little...Jordan asks him if he was being sarcastic?...Jeff says no, he's tired too but they can wait until later when Michele is around...now he is being sarcastic... Jordan tries again to explain how she feels but she gets tongue-tied and just says he's more snappier these days...Jeff says "cuz I don't get to talk to you as much anymore"...Jordan says she tries to talk to him... Jeff says "yeah but every time I try to talk to you someone's right there, you know and I get more snappy cuz I'm getting frustrated with Michele"...Jordan reaches for Jeff's foot with hers :) ...Jeff continues "and it's like I always have to put on a fu**ing show for her and then when I try not to talk to her, it's always like 'what's wrong?', what's wrong? I don't need to ask to pass the salt and you giggle all the time about it" (amen!)... Jeff says that little things about her irritate him, that's all "and then when I talk to you for one minute, she just pops in"... Jordan tells Jeff "don't be so distant"...Jeff says "with who?"...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "I'm not, I always want to be with you 🥰 ...that's why I was so calm earlier in the game, cuz I could just talk to you and I didn't even have to worry about anyone else, I just talked to you and we worried about it" ❤️ Jeff says that now he has to act differently for everyone else, when he's talking to Jordan someone pops in, he never gets a fu**ing break, Michele is always want to talk game...Jordan puts her mic on and says right, he seems to be more irritable...Jeff says he is, he has a lot of shit on his mind...Jordan says that if she knew it was to their advantage she'd backdoor Russell just so Jeff wouldn't have anything to worry about...Jeff says he doesn't know it would be to his advantage...Jordan says it's not, they need to keep him here another week and then do something next week...Jordan says she had another talk with Michele, she asked her if she's going to turn on them? and Michele said no, she would pick Jeff over Russell any day...Jordan says "you listening?"...Jeff says yeah...Jeff turns to Jordan and they start talking game again… “You’re so smooth jazz” - Jeff 3:15-3:23am After they finish talking game, Jeff assumes the spoon position with Jordan and kisses her shoulder a few times. Jeff says everything gives him a headache...Jordan says Michele could be putting on an act but she's been telling her everything that's going on, they are all she has, why would she go against them?...Jeff says he doesn't understand why Russell would go against them either...Jordan says because he's a cocky mothereffer, so cocky, he thinks he can outsmart everybody, he thinks they're all dumb except Jeff, that's why he wants to get Jeff out... Jordan says she's going to take her mic off...Jeff says his has been off...Jordan takes it off and puts it away...she says her stomach hurts and that she feels so clean, just like at home...Jeff rubs her leg/thigh and says "you're so smooth jazz...everywhere" 🥰...Jordan knows, she can soak now, take baths and put lotion on... Jordan throws in a little more game talk saying if he goes, she's right behind...Jeff says he doesn't know but thinks Jordan has a good shot...Jordan says "you do too"...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says that Jeff isn't a target as much as Michele and Russell...Jeff hopes so...Jordan says Michele is walking on eggshells...Jordan says she doesn't think people can hear them from downstairs...Jeff says they were screaming out numbers pretty loud but he doesn't give a f**k if they heard... Jeff turns on his belly, snuggles into Jordan closer and they quiet down...Jordan asks Jeff to move a little because her stomach hurts and he was touching it...he says he's sorry, he was just trying not to be distant. ;) Jordan tee hees...Jeff moves and bumps Jordan...Jordan says she's always getting beaten...Jeff says to watch it, his elbow is right there... Jeff asks what she was saying?...Jordan says "what was I saying?"...Jeff says "hmm, I never know" 😊Jordan reaches for Jeff to rub him... “you’re so soft, I wanna make a blanket out of you” 3:21-3:40am J&J are quiet but Jeff is obviously touching Jordan under the covers for awhile when he says to her..."you're so soft, I love it, I wanna make a blanket out of you" 😍 Jordan giggles...Jeff then does something else and asks her "does that tickle?" Jordan says kind of...Jeff exhales deeply... They are quiet again...@ the 3:24 am mark Jordan sits up to reach for a blanket for Jeff so he'll be warm in the morning, it should be at the end of the bed...Jeff reaches down and finds it on the ground, he brings it up and places it next to him saying thank you...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jordan turns towards Jeff and snuggles into Jeff's arm...Jeff shifts closer to Jordan...Jeff says that the bed is so big, you can sleep at every angle...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they lay quiet but awake for awhile...Jeff says his prayers @ the 3:27am mark...they finally seem truly sleepy when Jordan turns the other way...but not before Jordan puts her leg on top of Jeff's :) ...feeds switch... Jordan cups Jeff’s butt 8:36-8:38am Jeff and Jordan are in bed sleeping, facing away from each other...Jordan then turns to Jeff, reaches down and cups his butt with her hand...Jeff stirs, looks back at Jordan, rubs his eyes, then reaches down to touch Jordan and mmm's...Jordan doesn't move...Jeff shifts around for a little and then a minute or so later he gets up to use the facilities... (later in the day Jeff would recount what happened to Jordan, including the fact that he had to go pee after she did that 😉LOL) Michele is jealous 11:40-11:42am Now my opinion has always been that Russell wanted Jordan and Michele (obviously) wanted Jeff. Russell seemed to get over it eventually, but Michele is another story. Russell and Michele are up before everyone else and talking in the BY. They talk some about the CDT. Russell says this week, either you need to win or I need to win. We need to talk about what we are going to do. (Just for anyone who still thinks Russell wasn't coming after Jeff...) Russell wants to talk to Jeff again because he's not being normal. Michele agrees. She says she picked up on the CDT because she's been hanging out with Jeff every day for months (in her imagination!). Russell thinks Jeff's just being really weird. Russell wonders if he and Michele should hang out together so much. Michele brings up that Jeff is "hanging all over Jordan". Russell agrees. Michele says that he hasn't been like that until now. (What!?! So she's hanging out with him every day for MONTHS and she didn't notice that J&J have been together and very affectionate since week 1? Whatever with this crazy woman! 🤯) They talk about awkwardness the night before (when Jordan sat on Jeff's lap and they talked about smelly armpits - LOL). Michele brings up the night that all three slept in the HOH bed. She decided to not sleep in HOH last night and Jeff said "good, no more 3-somes". (This comment by Jeff somehow bothered her...Why Michele, because you wanted him to be happy about you being in the bed....? Get over yourself) She says Jeff had told her she wasn't the third wheel, but she now thinks she might be... (DUH!) Michele then blatantly lies and says J&J asked her what she was doing in there this morning when getting her stuff from the HOH bathroom. They complain that no one else is awake and go inside. Jordan doesn’t fly 1:12-1:24pm How things would change for Jordan... Jordan is sitting at the counter eating a salad and sandwich, Jeff is cooking. Jordan asks Jeff if he's going in the pool today. Jeff says yeah and asks how about you? Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff asks "your thing didn't come yet?" Jordans ask what? Jeff says with a giggle "your Oliver didn't come yet?" Jordan says no...Jeff says "what's up with that?" Jordan doesn't know, Michele says sometimes when you're stressed it doesn't come...Jeff says at all? Jordan says sometimes it'll skip but it's gotta come soon cuz I've been cramping...Jeff says yeah. Jordan says "you know what?" Jeff says what's up...Jordan says she likes Natalie without Jessie, she's sweet and stuff. Feeds cut out and when they return J&J are talking about the beach, Jordan says she goes to Myrtle because it's the closest...Jeff says when he comes out to LA all the time he comes to Hermosa...Jordan asks if it's far from here...Jeff says it's right next to LAX. Jeff says his buddy lives by there so he just goes by his house. Jordan remembers when she was in the LAX airport and she was waiting for her shuttle.... Russell comes in and interrupts their conversation...he says Natalie's bf has been watching all the live feeds and Russell sarcastically says that's good. Jeff says she has nothing to worry about now. (that Jessie is gone) Russell & Jordan chit chat and then talk turns to the airport again... Jordan says when she first got to the LAX airport and she was waiting for her shuttle all the cars were speeding by and she thought this place is super duper busy...she didn't know what she was doing...Jeff says what you were doing? Jordan says yeah, she never flies so she had to get somebody to help her do her ticket with the computer thing, twice, there and back and when she leaves her too...Russell asks what? Jordan asks what is it called Jeff? Jeff says your e-ticket? ... Jordan says she had to keep asking them that then when they would weigh her bags, she got all confused trying to keep her tickets together. Natalie comes inside and Jordan asks her if she knows how to do the e-ticket thing...Natalie says she flies all the time because her sister lives in LA...they talk about having someone accompany them out to LA when they came for BB. Jordan tells the story of how she let a sassy woman behind her in line pass her by because she didn't know she had to do her ticket on the computer, everyone started going by her, she had no idea what she was doing and she was embarrassed. Jeff asks if she learned a little bit...Jordan says not really she just had someone help her and then they show her but she doesn't listen because they do it for her and she knows she's not going to fly...Russell laughs, Jeff says that's good. 🧐 Jordan raises her voice and says she's not going to ever really fly again (😉😅) ...Jeff sarcastically says you'll probably never fly in your life ever again so why learn... Russell says yeah, you will when you become a famous superstar...Jordan says her grandma has never been on a plane. Russell does his girly voice and says "Jeff I just came back from LA" Jeff says how are you supposed to visit people? Jordan says she drives. Jeff says yeah? You drive to LA? Russell says the first funny thing I heard him say all season..."What are you like? John Madden?" 😄 (because he won’t fly) Jordan says she drives with her grandparents, they drive like 12 hours...Jeff says "you gonna go to Vegas?" Jordan resigns herself to saying well yeah...Jeff says well there's another flying trip...Jordan says then I'll call you and be like hey, walk me through this please...Jeff says and I'll be like...he pretends to look at his phone in his hand, nods no and puts his phone back in his pocket...Russell says he's going to be drunk by that time, he'll have his number changed by Verizon... They start talking about comps and the game… Who’s distant now? 2:11pm Jeff has been sitting on the couches while Jordan has been laying on the blue raft in the pool...Jeff heads towards the pool area, he applies some sunscreen and asks Jordan "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing... Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to take the raft because she's getting on the hammock...Jeff says no, he'll take the other one, is she getting out now?...Jordan says she is getting out...Jeff says "right when I get in?" (as per usual 😫)...Jordan says she was going to anyways but he just happened to walk over there ...Jeff says "yeah, yeah, I get it"... Jeff then calls her out on what she had told him earlier about him being distant by sarcastically saying "I'm distant"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff keeps applying sunscreen...Jordan, as she's getting out, says "is your chicken good?"...Jeff says yes...Jordan walks over the hammock and lays on it...Jeff steps into the pool saying "it's bullshit Jordan"... Jordan was holding Jeff’s ass 2:14-2:17pm Jeff is in the pool and Jordan is on the hammock...BB tells Jordan to put on her mic, she walks over to the pool area to get it and walks back...Jordan tells Jeff that last night she kept creeping onto his side, she was all splattered out...Jeff says he knows, him too...Jordan lays down...Jeff tells Jordan that she kept creeping over to his side during the night, he doesn't mind though, she always has to touch him 😊...Jordan starts giggling...Jeff figures it's because she's used to sleeping with her Ma because during the night she was always putting her foot on his...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he doesn't mind. Jordan says they always touch each other's feet...Jeff says she's always grabbing him somehow...Jordan giggles, she remembers holding Jeff's arm...Jeff says this morning Jordan was holding his ass, did she know that one?...Jordan laughs and says no...Jeff says he was curled up into a ball because it was so cold, he was laying on his side facing away from her and she had her hand on his ass, he was like wtf, I gotta pee LOL Jordan laughs, Jeff giggles... Jeff says her hand wasn't just laying there, she had it cupped and everything...they giggle again. Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he thought, huh? what the hell do you and your Ma do at night?...Jordan says they touch feet...Jeff asks if they grab each other's ass?...Jordan laughs saying she doesn't know why she grabbed it...Jordan says Jeff has a little butt. ☺️ Jeff says he knows, it's the littlest butt and he's pissed about it...not really...Jordan asks "pissed about what?"...Jeff says "my little butt" ☺️ Fear of flying/911/Comparing tans bump 2:57-3:09pm Jordan comes over to sit by Jeff & Michele who are in the pool. She wishes they could have an outdoor firepit so they could roast marshmallows and make s'mores. Jeff says Jordan looks so country drinking her Orange Crush from a bottle. She doesn't like that too much, lol...he says she looks cute, like in a commercial. They start discussing 911/Trade Center and how they felt at the time. They talk about their fear of flying. Jeff gets out of the pool to dry off...Jordan says "you look tan...are you tanner than me?"...Jordan gets up to compare her tan to his while Jeff says "how can I be tanner than you?" Jordan pulls her shorts down a little and says "look, you tanner?"...Jeff says "let's see" while pulling her hips towards his...Jordan says "nooo" while pushing away Jeff, she says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what!? I was just comparing"...Jordan says "no, you weren't"...Jeff says "Jordan, don't judge me" Jordan says she is bored...Jeff says he knows, what does she want to do? he asks if she wants to play cards?...Jordan says no, she gets bored with cards...Jeff sighs and says what to do?...Jeff asks if she wants to play horse in the pool?...Jordan asks what's horse?...Jeff says "pig"...Jordan says she doesn't know what she wants to do...Jeff says he has to pee and he leaves... Jeff shows Jordan a card trick 3:19-3:24pm Jordan is bored, she joins Jeff on the couches...Jeff is about to play solitaire...Jordan says "again?"...Jeff says he will show Jordan a card trick...Jeff says "don't worry it will be cool"...Jeff puts the cards in groups of 4, Ace, King, Queen, Jack...Jordan confirms this...Jeff grabs the cards and shuffles...he asks her to pick a number between 1 and 10...Jordan picks 5...Jeff tells Jordan to cut the deck 5 times and put it on top...she does it with Jeff's help...Jeff asks her if she remembers how they were before?...Jordan remembers...Jeff starts dealing out the cards in piles of 4 again, he says they all went to a party together and got a little liquored up LOL...Jeff tells Jordan to flip them over, she does... Jordan sees the cards are in the exact same order and she asks "how'd you do that?"...Jeff grabs the cards again to reshuffle and says that they all got liquored up, got together the next morning and then what happens?...Jordan says "they got horny" LOL! Jordan picks 1 this time, cuts the cards and Jeff does the trick again...Jordan cannot figure out how he is doing it and keeps asking him "how'd you do that?" It's so cute! 😊 Jordan then grabs the cards and says "now I'm going to tell you something"...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan wants Jeff to try now that she messed up his order...Jeff says he just did it twice...Jeff says she messed it up...Jordan wants to know how he did it?...Jeff says it's easy, just get a couple of bottles and stuff...they giggle...she really wants to know...Jeff says "I can't do that"...Jordan asks why? and Jeff turns and looks at her so sweetly..swoon... Popping pimples/looking beautiful 3:44-3:51pm Jordan has just finished plucking her eyebrows and sits on the floor by the couches in the BY to pop her pimples. She didn't realize she had so many and asks Jeff why he didn't tell her that. He says because she looks beautiful every day. 🥰 Jordan says "Jayefff" 😃 and he laughs at how she always says his name whenever he says something like that. Jeff (as she continues to pick at her skin) says "you look more attractive than ever right now" LOL 😛 They laugh… Jordan says then she will turn around the other way...Jeff says he is playing, she can do whatever she wants...Jeff keeps shuffling and sneaking peeks at Jordan, he can't help but smile at her... Jeff laughs and kind of looks around as if to say nah, I'm not a goofy love struck puppy...Jordan says she's gotta get them...Jeff asks Jordan to cut him a winner...Jeff says "feel it?"...Jordan says "feel it!"...Jeff likes the attitude! They talk about wanting nose hair trimmers , they figure they should have asked for one when BB was giving out beauty products...Jeff says the toothpaste BB got him is the exact one he brought to BB...Jordan says her forehead looks wrinkly, it's the LA sun getting to her...Jeff says "Jordan, you look fine"...Jordan says it's aging her, she puts sunscreen on her face and her hair is greasy...Jeff says "you're falling apart Jordo"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says "no you're not, you look good...Jeff!"... Jordan says she says his name when she's mad or she's embarrassed by something he says...Jeff giggles to himself...Jordan asks "what?"...Jeff is laughing about after "that competition" and they talk about the chaosserole competition YET AGAIN! It's pretty comical to see them bantering over their banter haha Jordan gets tired of talking about it and says she's going to lay on the hammock and finish...Jeff wants her to stay, they're have having nice conversation and getting to know each other LOL BB has called an outside lockdown...Jordan heads over to the fridge to fill her cup...Jeff asks what are the odds Jordan will fill his? please?...Jordan takes Jeff's cup...Jeff says thanks...Jeff repeats thanks Jordan, he says he will make her dinner, it's a trade...Jordan fills it and fills hers with Gatorade...Jeff asks for a splash of it in his water but thinks it's too late...Jordan tops up his water with her Gatorade and hands it to Jeff...Jeff realizes she put some in and says thanks, it's perfect 😊 Jordan leaves for the hammock... Michele watches JeJo flirt 4:41-4:46pm Jeff comes inside, Jordan is tidying the kitchen...Jeff says "Johhrdan" :) Jeff asks Jordan if she wants anything to eat?...Jordan says she's good...Jordan whispers to Jeff that when Jeff was showing her the card game Russell was applying his sunscreen and staring at them...Jeff says ever since that day he caught him with one eye open staring at him he has thought he was super weird...Jordan agrees...Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jordan starts washing some dishes while Michele walks right by and fake yawns , she heads straight up the stairs to the HOH room without even asking Jordan if she can (UGH! How rude! )...Jordan watches her through the mirror. At this point Cam 3/4 switch to the HOH room Michele turns on the spy screen to watch what is going on in the kitchen...at that exact moment Jeff enters the kitchen and stands by Jordan who is finishing up the dishes...Jordan says she is washing dishes, yeah...Jeff says they should wash their own dishes, it makes him so sick...they smile at each other through the mirror...Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek and she screeches...Jordan backs away and says "my hair looks greasy"...Jeff goes for the patented hug & neckage move saying "you look sexy"...Michele watches them with a stunned look on her face. Bwahahaha They laugh. Jeff says he's bored too...Jordan says for them to do something...Jeff says "wanna make things out of clay?"...Jordan whines "nooo, that's boring...that's for you" :) They start talking about Michele being like a cold you can't shake (my words not theirs) right as Michele starts making her weird faces (probably realizing that Jeff IS INDEED closer to Jordan than her...no s**t Sherlock!!)... Jordan says she's annoyed, she can't go anywhere...Jeff says he knows...Jordan suggests going in the green room, they can go there and talk...Jeff says they could...Jeff walks to the DR to ask for batteries for her CD player...Jordan says to not bother because Thursday is only 2 days away...Jeff goes in the DR... “Beep” 5:37-5:39pm Jordan and Natalie are outside tending to laundry, Jeff is on the elliptical...Jordan walks over to the couch area to tidy up...Natalie gets called to the DR...Jordan then passes by Jeff, puts something in the trash, turns around, pinches his butt and says "beep" LOL They smile at each other... Jordan keeps tidying up saying that cleaning helps her to think...Jeff says "you thinking?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks what she's thinking about?...Jordan says it helps her de-stress...Jeff asks if Michele talked to her?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he'll talk to her later but she came up to him crying...Jordan says "crying? about what?"...Jeff says she said she was stressed out...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, she asked if she was still good with him and Jordan, are they coming after her now?...Jordan says she has been distant with her...Jeff says he told her something doesn't match up and he needs to talk to both of them (M&R) to find out...Jordan asks what she said?...Jeff says she said "ok"... Jeff then says that "what's his name" talked to him too but he'll talk to her later about it...Jordan asks who did he talk to?...Jeff doesn't answer or doesn't hear...Jordan keeps tidying and puts away Jeff's cards...feeds switch out… Shrunk my shirt/Help me work one out 6:40-7:01pm Feeds switch to the bathroom but before they do audio is heard of Jordan entering the bathroom and Jeff greeting her "hi Johhrdan" :) Jordan brings in a couple of shirts of Jeff's that she washed & dried...Jeff says they look like a little kid shirt...Jordan says not to yell at her, she just put them in the dryer...Jeff says she shrunk them, look how much bigger the darker one is (compared to the grey)...Jordan tells Jeff to try the grey one on...he does and Jordan asks if he doesn't dry them?...Jeff says "on what?"...Jordan says she did it on normal...Jeff tries it on and it fits but Jeff says "it's shrunken though" ;) ... Jeff lays down and Jordan mumbles something about thinking he was working out, she loses her train of thought looking at Jeff ;) Jeff asks her who she is looking at?...Jordan says "you"...Jeff replies "come give me a kiss" 😍 Jordan starts to walk away and Jeff says "Jordan don't run away from your feelings" 😋...Jordan replies back "you're a dork"...Jeff giggles and says "Jordan!...get over here"...Jordan says "what?" Jeff then gives her 2 air kisses, she smiles and mouths that they need to talk...she goes to the SS room with her bag of laundry... Jordan returns to the bathroom and sits with Jeff...Jeff again says "hi Johhrdan" :) Jeff rubs her back...they talk about working out, Jordan wants Jeff to help her...Jordan is kinda mad at Michele, mad at Russell, she doesn't know why, she is feeling moody...Jeff says "at least you're talking to me" ;) ...Jeff says he knows she's getting moody, he felt it today too, by the pool he just let her go but "they" don't let her go, that's probably why she's more frustrated with them... Jordan says he knows how she gets...Jeff understands she wants Jordan time, she hasn't had one minute, if not them it's him and he's doing it for selfish reasons because he gets frustrated with everybody, he wants to talk to her because Jordan is the only one that doesn't frustrate him... They whisper a little game talk and then Jeff offers Jordan to help her workout and they can talk while he helps her...Jordan she feels fat and that's why she's working out...Jeff tells her "you look sexy" ...Jordan rolls her eyes and says "Jeff! you're too nice, you just say nice things"...Jeff says he's not, she looks good ;) Jordan changes the subject back to game talk...Kevin walks in to use the bathroom and they go back to "fluffy" talk...game whispers while Kevin is in the stall, then they talk about the upcoming comps scenario, Natalie saunters in and they discuss further...they then leave... Jeff and Jordan agree they need to talk over everything to be prepared...Jordan wants to backdoor Russell so badly...they agree they need to talk to Michele tonight to clarify things...Jeff then says while putting his hand on Jordan "ok now back to the real problem...you wanna go upstairs for a little bit?"...Jordan says for what? and looks at the sly look on Jeff's face...they both smile...Jeff reaches over to her and laughs... Jordan says "Jayeff...come on"...Jeff says he's serious...Jordan says "you're supposed to help me work out"...Jeff says "you're supposed to help me out too, you're supposed to help me work one out" 😜 ...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "no, I'm not!"...Jordan gets up...Jeff says "look at you, you're getting all flustered"... Jordan likes Jeff scruffy 7:01-7:22pm After Jeff tells Jordan he wants to work one out, Jordan says no and gets flustered...she gets up and says to Jeff "c'mon let's go"...Jeff says he needs to shave...Jordan says no, do it later, then Jeff says "we're gonna"...Jordan "no, do it later"...Jeff "we're gonna"...Jordan "no, we're not gonna" LOL Jeff starts to shave and Jordan says "no, don't shave now"...Jeff says look at my beard...Jordan says he doesn't have a beard, he's just scruffy...Jeff says he doesn't like scruffy, she likes scruffy..."tell your next boyfriend to get scruffy" (pssst, she did) Jordan gets pissed and goes to leave but instead watches him shave... Jordan says that he hates being scruffy...Jeff talks about his "Johnny Depp" and decides he might sport it for live show, he then goes to take a shower which gets Jordan really mad (because he's taking too long, she could have worked out by now) and she leaves. Jeff tells a moody Jordan to relax 7:39-7:49pm Feeds switch to Jordan and Jeff who are in the BY talking game...Jordan starts walking laps...Jeff sits down on the couches...Jordan tells Jeff if he doesn't want to say anything don't but she's going to say something...Jordan says she's just being moody because she's about to start her period but one of them is lying (M or R)...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says if one of them are, she's switching her alliance, she's serious... Jeff says "relax ok"...Jordan says it's coming down to deciding if they want to be there next week or not...Jeff knows but to just take it easy, she's starting to bark out orders now...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says for her to relax, he understands she's crabby but she needs to relax and keep her head, alright?...Jordan walks by again in silence... Jeff says "for real, you can be pissed off if you want, it's a game, don't get all emotional"...Jordan knows, she's just saying...feeds go to control room & return..,Jordan is getting a towel to exercise on and Jeff is still sitting looking at Jordan with a very concerned look on his face...Jordan starts doing sit-ups...Russell comes outside and they chat about grilling briefly, Russell starts grilling...Jeff keeps looking over at Jordan while having a cigarette... Russell asks Jeff another question about grilling...Jeff goes inside to get some tongs and helps him out...Russell goes back inside...Jeff takes the opportunity to approach Jordan, he tells her that he thinks they should wait until after dinner and go in the HOH room to talk to them (M & R) together, what does she think?...Jordan says "I guess, if that's what you think"...Jeff says "what do you think?"...Jordan says "yeah that's fine, they're probably both gonna deny it but I wanna know just in case one of them gets HOH"... Jeff starts walking away saying "me too" and Jordan says "hello!?"...Jeff says yeah?...Jordan says she doesn't want it to be like they never asked and what if Russell wins HOH and they go up, she did have one question though, what if Kevin wins POV and saves one of the girls, then she would have to put up one of them?...Jeff says yes but that person doesn't ultimately have to go home...Jordan says if it happens she'll put him up but how do we know about the votes?...Jeff says that's why he'll ask the questions...Jordan says that's what she wants to know... Jordan says she feels fat, squeezing out from her pants...Jeff says "you're doing good" :) Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says he doesn't understand, he can't give a compliment, she gets pissed...Jordan says no, she's in a bad mood...Jeff says "I know you are" and he walks away once he sees Russell's back… Chocolate covered strawberries 8:55-9pm Jordan gets chocolate fondue and strawberries in her HOH basket so she decides to make it for everyone for dessert. Jordan puts the fondue container in the microwave to melt, gets Chima's strawberries from the fridge too and starts dipping the strawberries in the chocolate and handing them out. Everyone partakes except for Lydia, even Jeff has some even though he doesn't love chocolate, he says it's "real good"...Kevin asks nicely if Jeff & Jordan can humor him and feed each other strawberries 🍓 Jordan says they can also dip them and put them in the fridge...Natalie and Jeff both like it hot...Lydia likes them cold, she says to put the raspberries in there too...Jeff points out that Kevin has chocolate all over him and Kevin makes a face like he's enjoying the strawberries on a whole other level ...Lydia wants to play bullshit...Natalie says she will after she finishes eating strawberries...Jordan asks who wants more, she's making them for everyone...Kevin asks again if he can just see one session of Jeff & Jordan feeding each other strawberries. Natalie says to Kevin "would that make you excited or what?"...Kevin says he thinks it's romantic...Lydia says it would fulfill a fantasy for Kevin...Jeff says "Jordan's crankypants" LOL Jordan says "I'm about to start my period"...Natalie says she has Naproxen...Lydia says Jordan, her & Chima were all on the same cycle. Jordan asks for one more plate please...Jeff asks if they should put those in the freezer?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says they're already getting hard...Jordan hands an extra chocolatey one to Natalie, Natalie says "sweet, thank you" and Jeff laughs... Jordan says her boyfriend is probably watching her saying he wants to beat her (? LOL) ...Natalie says he probably is, he is watching the live feeds...they keep eating and Jordan says at least Chima's strawberries won't go to waste...they talk about Chima and how there is no way she's watching them...Kevin asks if they've gone to a fondue restaurant...Jeff has, Kevin and Natalie haven't...Lydia has and says they're expensive... Jeff says they're not too bad because you get filet mignon and lobster and stuff, Jeff explains what they're like...Jordan asks Jeff if he always drinks wine when he goes out?..Jeff says yeah with dinner...they talk about sushi restaurants...Jordan doesn't like sushi...Natalie loves it...Jeff says plum wine with sushi is awesome. Jeff tells Lydia he can't talk to her with those goggles on...Lydia says to put them on and try to drink his wine...he does Kevin says "you would have been awesome as Captain Unitard!" Jeff says he feels like a pilot...Kevin says he would be like a super hero, super hero...Lydia gets all offended and says "thanks"...Lydia says apparently Jeff is more legit and she's more cartoony. Jordan finishes up dipping the raspberries...Kevin and Jeff each have one, Jeff says "those taste like those chocolates, you never know what's in them"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was going to say "you never know what you're gonna get" like Forrest Gump, she loves him. Jeff says the other strawberries are all ready to jam...Jordan says "ready to jam?...just kidding"...Kevin says "stone?"...Jeff says "always"...Jeff & Lydia start arguing fairly civilly about what Lydia was going to do with that golf club she was swinging and about pushing Jeff's buttons...they talk about little Jeff (playdoh) and how Chima threw him out :( ...feeds cut out… Jordan’s crabby/Jeff’s concern 9:17-9:31pm The other HG's are playing bullshit at the kitchen table...Jordan is preparing the heating pad that Natalie gave her (she is cramping)...Natalie tells her to put it in the microwave for 2 minutes...Jordan says to watch her catch this thing on fire...Natalie gives her some of her Naproxen to take as well...Jeff sits by at the counter watching Jordan and looking concerned. Jordan stares at the microwave...she says to Jeff "this would be a good game for you to play right now"...Jeff mumbles "you gonna go upstairs right now?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he'll go up there with her for a second. Jordan says she's going to try seeing if the pad is done...she takes it out and Jeff's eyes open wide, he says "holy f**k" and he reads the label saying that it says to put it in there for 2 minutes, how does it feel?...Jordan says it's warm enough...Jeff says to put it in for another 45 seconds but Jordan says it's hot, real hot...Jeff says "it's good?"...Jordan says yeah and she starts to walk towards the stairs...Jeff points to the box and says "that's you"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "nothing, there's a picture of a girl holding her stomach"...walks up the stairs to the HOH room, Jeff follows behind. Jordan sits down on the bed, Jeff sits on the round chair, he tells her "you need to relax Jordan"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "you gotta relax"...Jordan says "with what?"...Jeff says "with everything, you're getting too stressed out"...Jordan turns to lay back and Jeff says "don't get frustrated with me please, I'm just telling you the facts alright"...Jordan says "you never even said anything did you?"...Jeff says "no, I didn't". Jeff says "don't give me a dirty look!"...Jordan says "I'm just saying, just uhh, hmm"...Jeff says "because it's not like a conversation that's gonna be just like hey, did you say this? uhh, no, alright cool, you wanna shoot pool? it's gonna be like a fu**ing 4 hour thing and then if the other half of the house knows that we're fighting they're going to love it ok? and isn't the plan just to get one of them out this week?" Jordan says even if they ask, watch one of them win HOH and then you go up, he doesn't know where he stands with them...Jordan suggests getting Russell drunk, he always opens up when he's drunk...Jeff says that's true so maybe he can ask him after the wine...Jordan says he gets on her nerves, she doesn't want to be around him... Jeff says not to worry, he will do it when the time is right, she's not thinking right now with a clear head, she's very crabby, he understands, he's not saying anything to her but just think for a second, one day she's in power and she wants to flipping sides and throwing this person out and stuff, they've been good and level-headed the whole game, don't get too power crazy...Jordan says it's not power crazy, it's the fact that he is still here and next week if him or Michele win and they are a team, her & him are going up. Jeff ponders and says that if they get him out and Lydia stays and wins, they're going up...Jordan, her voice steadily rising, says "I'm not saying get him out this week, I'm saying get one of them out but I'm just preparing you for next week"...Jeff says "see how you're talking to me right now"...Jordan says "I'm just saying!"...Jeff says "I know what's gonna happen, I know the consequences.........and it's me that's leaving, not you (he was right about that!)...so you tone it down a notch ok? cuz you're not going nowhere, I am". Jordan says that's why she keeps telling Jeff to talk to them...Jeff says he'll do it when the time is right...Jordan says "ok, I'm not asking you anymore"...Jeff says "well you don't have to get pissed at me, ykwim? it's my fate...just cuz you're crabby, think of what you're saying, ykwim?"...Jordan says "well I have nothing to say to them, she's lying and he's probably lying to, I know she's lying". Jordan says she needs to know what to do if Kevin takes one of them off the block, the scenarios, especially if it is on Thursday and it's last minute...Jeff knows what she means...Jordan wants to know exactly what to do... Jeff says Jordan has the tiebreaker but he swears he will talk to them tonight after they have their wine...Jordan says it's good to play bullshit with them to see if they are good liars...Jeff says that has nothing to do with anything, of course they are lying, that's the game...Jordan says of course but if Russell is coming after them she wants him out...Jeff says but then if Michele wins POV one of us is going home (😟) ...Jordan knows and says "but you're the only person in here that I can trust, I can't trust anybody else"...Jeff says "me too"... Jeff stumbles over his words and just warns her to take it easy with being nice to the other side, saying she's flipping things because they don't give a f**k about her, they never have and their backs are against the wall and now she thinks they're being sweet and you can trust them. Jordan says she was just trying to be nice to Natalie and she's annoyed with Russell, she's trying to avoid him...Jeff says "that's fine, use your period as an excuse, I'm on my period, I don't feel like talking right now, it's understandable, I already said, she's on her period, she's very crabby, don't worry about it"...Jordan asks if Russell already asked?...Jeff says "yeah"....Jeff says that Russell had already mentioned what was wrong with Jordan and Jeff told her Jordan was on her period and she was super mean to him so not to worry about it. Jeff starts up again saying that Jordan needs to use her head and as much as she thinks it's one question and done, it's gonna be all night, Michele is going to go screaming through the house and the others will get all excited, to put herself in their scenario and how happy she would be if all that shit went down, Michele won't keep her cool, she's a wreck and as much as people say Michele is crazy, they're right, she is crazy... Jeff gets up to the put the spyscreen on the kitchen...Jeff asks why Michele is such an emotional wreck?...Jordan thinks because she's guilty...Jeff says exactly...Jeff asks if Michele talked to Jordan today?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she talked to him...Jordan says "she likes you better than me"...Jeff tsks and says "cuz she's playing every side Jordan" (uhhh, no Jeff, Jordan is bang on! Great instincts Jordan :) )... Jeff says Michele tried to talk to him last night and he just said goodnight and Michele asked him if he just went to bed and said Colt 45? he was like "what?"...Jordan is "what? what's Colt 45?"...Jeff says it's a beer but he would never say that, he doesn't know what she's talking about, he just said goodnight and she's hearing things, he didn't know what to tell her. Jeff says he thinks Russell isn't as deep in as she makes it seem...Jeff told Michele a lot of things don't match up so he wants to talk to them together and she was like Ok...Jeff says Michele has a way of twisting things that Russell says and frankly he doesn't even care but if he does want Jeff out after saying final 4 and him staying over Jessie then yeah he wants to get to the bottom of it but it's not going to go quietly and if he were them he would be happy that the other side was fighting amongst themselves....they discuss a bit more game and who to get rid of. Jordan says her stomach is real upset...Jeff asks if she's going to throw up?...Jordan says poop...Jeff asks if he should go outside...Jordan thinks it's best he go play bullshit with the others...Jeff says "why don't you just relax for a little bit"...Jordan says she is and she turns off the light...Jeff says "you gotta relax Jordo for real, I don't mean to make you upset"...Jeff leaves...

August 7 12:05-12:09am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7Hxe9EXpA Jeff is playing pool solo and Jordan is sitting on the lounger...J&J are discussing how people are playing the game, Jordan says Jessie lies...Jordan tells Jeff he has to win something because she knows Jessie wants Jeff out...Jeff says he knows and he's trying...Jordan says she wants some white slippers...Jeff says next week. Jeff says the only fact he's scared about is if they are safe this week and then they put Jessie & Natalie up on the block next week, he might not be voted out...they will be f**ked then...Jordan goes over each HG and who they would vote out if that was the case...Jeff wonders about Michele and says they should ask her if she would...Jordan says it's best to wait on it and ask her later. Out of the blue Jordan says "I swear, you're the gassiest person" LOL Jeff says he's not, he's not even joking...Jordan says he's always fartin'...Jeff doesn't know what's going on but thinks it's the food in there or maybe the pills he's been taking. Totally switching the subject Jordan says "you think when we get out of here, we'll talk still?...me and you?" 🤔 Jeff says "yeah...I think we'll text message each other a lot"...Jordan says "yeah but I think we might talk at first and then it will get old" (yeah sure Jordan)... Jeff says "and then we'll fade and then we'll get back to our lives"...Jordan says "yep" 🥺 Jeff says it's sucks but he thinks that is what will happen...Jordan says doesn't he hate when he hasn't talked to someone in awhile and you get excited and you text them or call them and they don't act excited to really hear from you?...Jeff says no, he'd be excited...he thinks they would talk forever :) they would constantly keep in touch (that's not what you said 10 seconds ago 😉) Jordan says she thinks that Jeff is the only person she'd really care about talking to...Jeff agrees but says actually he would probably go see Casey and probably Braden because he comes out to LA all the time...Jeff says if he was coming out to LA, he would call Jordan to see if she could make it and he's sure one time they would hook up because he comes out there all the time...Jordan asks what about Laura?...Jeff says he would never go see her, maybe for a football game or something...Jeff says the others all say come and see me, he can't take 15 vacations or anything... :) Would you ever have a threesome? 1:46am Jessie, Lydia, Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside in the BY. Jeff is sitting on the fridge, the others on the couches. The feeds switch to them with Jordan asking Jessie if he'd have a threesome (with another guy)....Jessie says he probably wouldn't do that, he asks Lydia if she would do that...Lydia doesn't answer...Jessie says one out of four ain't bad Jordan, she could do it (?)...Lydia says maybe with a girl she might do that, not with a guy...Jordan says "really?"...Jessie says Lydia likes girls...Jordan says she likes girls and guys...Jessie says Lydia likes Jordan more than Jeff...Lydia says that's true...Jordan says she remembers the night Lydia told her she wished Jordan was gay...Jordan says sorry...Lydia says it's ok...Lydia says Jordan still grabbed her butt so that's good, she doesn't grab her butt though...Jessie says she would grab Jordan's butt and be possessive...Lydia says she caressed Jordan's arm when they were laying in bed and she's been good so don't even go there...Jessie says Lydia's been good, you don't want to see her when she's bad. Jordan says she doesn't think she could ever, it's not her, she just doesn't feel that way about other girls...Jordan yells over to Jeff..."Jeff, would you ever wanna have a threesome?"...Jeff says "a threesome? two chicks?"...Jordan nods...Jessie says "a little menage"...Jordan says "would you do it?"...Jeff says "would I?"...Jordan nods...Jeff shrugs...Jessie says the question is has he, not would he...Jeff laughs. Jordan asks "have you had a threesome?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "Jessie, have you?"...Jessie looks down and says "okay, uh, no"...Lydia says that means yes, one out of four ain't bad Jordan (?)...Jessie says what happens is one always feels like they're being left out...Jordan says she was just about to say that, she thinks she might feel left out or jealous...Jessie says the girl would say he's giving too much attention to the other one, he only has one (penis), if he had two he'd be doing porn...Jordan says she'd be like uhh, ok...Jessie says she'd feel like she wasn't good enough...Jeff says "you would do it"...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "I don't know, I would want two guys"...feeds switch... Jordan explains she was the initiator ;) 2:05am Jessie & Lydia are still sitting outside, Jordan comes out and joins them and tells Jessie how much Ronnie loved him (obvious from his speech before he left the night before), this leads to talk of Jordan and Ronnie's relationship...Jordan starts telling Jessie about the night that Ronnie spilled everything to her and Jeff in the SS room...Lydia eggs on Jordan to talk about what else went on that night, she says "yeah Jordan but what happened in between all that?"... Jordan says "oh yeah while he was talking, well me and Jeff should have put the covers over our head, I was just, well I don't know, he would just talk and talk and talk and talk and I just started kissing Jeff because I was just what the hell! and umm, cuz we never like kissed like that and Ronnie's sitting here explaining everything and me and Jeff are kissing in the splish splash room, it was dark and we're being quiet...so whenever he would pause and I knew he would stop, I would stop and be like oh yeah! and ask another question and me and Jeff would continue kissing and he would just keep talking, he had no clue the whole entire time, giggle we weren't even listening"  :) 3am playfight with J/J/L/M - Part 1 3:12-3:24am https://youtu.be/NbsCUoCqyHY Jeff, Michele & Jordan have gone to bed in the SS room, Lydia is still up...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom, Lydia follows him in there and scares him...he finishes up, he and Lydia chit chat about him not being able to see without his glasses, how they can't sleep even though it's late and Jeff needing a haircut...they walk back to the SS room. Jeff gets in the far bed, Michele is in her bed, Jordan is in the double bed...Lydia tells Jordan she scared Jeff and she giggles about that...Jordan says she can't sleep...Michele is up too...Jordan says they're the Fab 4...Lydia says they're fu**ed cuz Chima is going to put up one of them if not two of them...Jordan says to stay positive...they talk about what might happen tomorrow regarding the HN competition. Jordan says "Jeff are you sleeping?"...Jeff says "no"...Michele snarkily says "yeah we're all talking and he's sleeping, he's snoring"  ...Jordan says this is like old times...Michele says let's tell ghost stories... Cams switch angles and on Cam 3 Lydia is seen whispering to Jordan about what's she's about to do, she gets out of bed tip-toeing towards Jeff to scare him again...Jordan tries to keep talking with Michele about how their room was the fun room so that Lydia can't be heard sneaking over there, obviously she can't be seen because according to everyone who slept in the SS room it was pitch black in there...Lydia slightly trips on the rafts giving herself away so she lunges onto Jeff to scare him...Jordan laughs...Lydia cracks up...Jordan says "did you scare him?"...Jeff says "no, I was like dude, wtf is that?"... Michele says "what just happened?...Jeff says a dog ran over there...Michele says "a dog??"...Jeff says he doesn't even know why she did that because she couldn't see his reaction anyway...Jordan says she sometimes gets scared with the hanging towels thinking they are people...Michele, who is even more blind than Jeff lol, reaches out to see where Lydia is but can't feel her until she hits her with her monkey...Lydia laughs...Lydia sits on Jeff's bed asking where Jeff is? Jeff says "right here" while she smacks him in the face :) Jordan, who wants in on the fun, has moved to sit at the end of the bed, she starts humming a song...Michele reaches out for Jordan and gets her with her monkey too...Jordan says "they need to play some good jams tomorrow" <--- slowly but surely Jordan was using Jeff lingo more and more :) Lydia reaches for Jeff's face again and touches it...Jeff says "what's up? are you going to make me out of clay?"...Lydia says yeah and she starts singing "Hello" by Lionel Richie LOL Jordan wants eggs, pancakes and bacon LOL Lydia puts her head to Jeff's chest and says "Jordan, I think we need to operate on Jeff"...Jordan asks why?...Lydia says his diagnosis, hmm...Jordan interrupts saying Jeff needs to operate on his pee-pee  he needs to ejaculate...Lydia says he has ejaculateatitis LOL Jeff says "he's got clogged pipes"...Lydia says it's not good, it's touch and go, they might have to cut off the entire thing...Michele says "oh gosh"...Lydia says the blue balls are really bad...Michele says she knows how to suture, he'll be okay...Lydia pats Jeff saying he's going to make it, they'll make him like a Ken doll...Jeff says thanks, f**k yeah. Lydia slowly walks back to the double bed area...Jordan takes this opportunity to go over to Jeff's bed...she says "Jeffrey...wake up, wake up"...Jeff says "dude, what's up?"...Jordan giggles and says "wake up"...Jeff says he is up...Jordan says she can't sleep...Jordan goes mmmm, lifts up the cover and ducks under it, reaching for Jeff saying "Jeffff"...Jeff says "dude!"...Jordan says she is hyper...Jeff says he knows, what's going on?...suddenly Lydia comes over and jumps on them, mostly Jordan, she asks who she's touching...Jordan says it's her, mostly her buttocks... Jeff says "shit's getting weird" 😂 They start giggling more and Lydia and Jordan are doing something to Jeff...Jeff says "dude, get off me"...Jordan says "wait, Jeff's hard" 😳 Lydia cracks up and Jeff says it's because everyone's grabbing his dick...Jeff totally cracks up!...Michele moves over to sit on the end of the bed (?)...they're all laughing and Jeff says "this is gonna be a Big Brother porno"...they laugh about how weird it would look with the green lighting...Jeff says "watch out before I get a fu**ing boner over here"...Jordan says he's already got one...Jeff says he has half a boner ...Jordan after taking her own advice says to Lydia "feel, feel...Jeff has a boner" LOL Lydia says she can't feel anything...Jordan directs her hand saying he does, he's having it...Michele gets uncomfortable and moves back to her bed...they goof around some more and laugh some more...Jordan says "oh my goodness" and stays close to Jeff marking her territory 😉 Jeff announces that his boner is gone...Lydia gets up...Jordan gets under the cover and squeezes Jeff saying "uhhh, I like squeeeezing you"...more goofiness with Lydia suggesting they all sleep in the big bed...Jordan says yeah Jeff, does he want to sleep with them? Lydia is horny...Lydia says it can be her and Jordan on the bottom with Jeff and Michele on top, a splish splash sandwich...Jordan says they're going to be so tired tomorrow...Jeff says they're going to be dead. Lydia starts moving around in the dark scaring Jordan...Lydia moons Jordan they start talking in their cartoon voices...Jordan says Jeff hates that...Jeff says they are killing him...they talk about how they suck because everyone in the room has been on the block...Jordan touches Jeff's hair 😊...Lydia reaches out for Jeff over the cover and Jeff says "what did Jordan tell you to do? fu**ing crazies"... Lydia does something else to which she laughs some more and Jeff says "get outta here, you fu**ing assholes" LOL...Michele throws her monkey onto Jeff (?)...Jeff says the monkey wants in too? and he throws it back... J/J/L/M Part 2 3:24-3:36am The kookiness continues with Lydia getting up and spreading out the rafts to lay down on...meanwhile Jordan covers up her and Jeff and snuggles into him saying "Jeffro", she blows a fart/kiss on him...Lydia throws a blanket on them...Jordan says "do you smell me Jeff?"...Jeff asks why everybody keeps throwing stuff on him?...Lydia thinks she has BO, did Jeff check it out?...Jeff says eww, no. Jordan says she can't sleep and covers them up again because Michele says Lydia might as well turn on the light...Jeff says noo, Jordan says noo, it's gonna be so bright...Jordan gives Jeff two somewhat noisy kisses on the cheek...Lydia says she feels really bad, she has to poop but doesn't want to...Jordan says "go poop"...Jordan snuggles more into Jeff and says she's surprised they haven't gotten in trouble...Jeff says why?...Jordan says with his mic off...Lydia says they're not the problem, they get up, they're not the laggers. Cams switch off JeJo at this point Jordan asks Jeff why his heart is pounding so fast?...Jeff says "it is?"...Lydia says it's cuz Jeff is getting excited, they should play strip poker...Jeff says he only has one card left...Jeff says to Jordan that his heart's not going that fast...Jordan mmm, hmm's, it felt like it to her...Jordan says Lydia wants to play strip poker...Jeff says he only has one chance...Lydia says she has 2 articles of clothing...Jordan says "there ya go, c'mon Jeff"...Jeff says "go get the cards"...Jordan says "what cards?" Lydia suggests all going streaking and jumping in the pool...Jordan says "should we?"...Lydia says "why not?"...Jordan asks Jeff if he would do it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says "why!?"...Jeff says "you guys fu**ing go"...Lydia says what if BB did a lockdown though?...Jeff says "and you guys were locked out"...Jordan says "oh God, naked, that would be bad"...Lydia suggest taking them off by the back door, jumping in the pool...Jordan says right...Jeff says "go for it"...Lydia asks "who's in?"...Michele says if it wasn't for her working with kids she totally would...Jeff says if he didn't have a life after this he would do it... Lydia asks Jordan if they're doing it with clothes or without?...Jordan says she doesn't know if she wants to get wet...Jeff giggles over the fact that Jordan doesn't have a problem with the naked part...Jordan says she doesn't mind being naked...Lydia says she bets Chima is watching the spy screen. Jordan asks if anyone has slept naked in there?...Lydia asks if she wants to?...Jordan says she hasn't showered...Jeff says "that's right"...Jordan says they might wake up in the middle of the night and Lydia would have gotten her, she's kidding...Jordan says Jeff will be in the middle and be like pow! and get both of them... Jordan says "Jeffrooooooooo...you're sleeping, you're not being fun tonight"...Jeff says he's not sleeping...Lydia complains too...Jeff says they have all week, they can't just burn out...Michele says some of them might be have nots...Jeff says awww...Jordan says some of them might be in bad moods tomorrow (Jeff LOL)...Michele says she thinks she's going to be punished tomorrow (yep!)...Jeff says he hopes he's not (nope!), that would suck. Lydia suggests her and Jordan switch clothes...Jordan asks why?...Lydia says for the hell of it...Jordan says "gooch, I haven't showered, I'm kind of smelly"...Michele says they should shower in case of being a HN...Jeff says he will but probably not, he'll be too tired...Lydia says Jordan should let the funk go and then proceeds to talk about being nasty Michele says these are personal stories...Lydia continues with her weirdness and then Jordan sits up and asks Lydia where she is? Lydia is contorting herself on the rafts...Jordan leans back into Jeff asking if he can smell her?...Jeff nuh uh's...Jordan says she can kind of smell herself...Lydia says she's so bored...Jordan says her too, that's why she eats so much, it's for comfort...Jeff says yeah. Lydia calls Jordan over, she gets up and feels out for Lydia, meanwhile Jeff throws the other blanket on the floor...Jordan gets back in bed with Jeff and cuddles him...Lydia says something about farting on Jeff and Michele says she's getting out of the room...Lydia exits and Michele goes out by jumping on the raft...Jeff says "oh boy...dude, whatever you guys got, gimme some"...Cams go off the SS room briefly...Jordan is heard saying Jeff is being boring...Jeff says he's not. Lydia sneaks back in without Jeff and Jordan knowing it, she jumps on the noisy raft...Jordan says "who is that?"...Jeff peeks his head up and says "it's Lydia"...Lydia takes 3 more steps towards them and Jordan says "no it's not" and she screams! Jeff giggles and Lydia starts stomping in place to scare them...Jordan realizes it is Lydia and tells her to stop, freakin A! she's scaring her...Jeff laughs...Lydia does it again and Jeff laughs with Jordan screeching...Lydia does it again...Jeff thinks Lydia was blowing farts (it was the rafts)...Jordan peeks out and says "is it Lydia?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan SCREAMS Oh my gaw!!! Lydia reaches out for them and Jordan hides under the cover, getting protection from Jeff...he cracks up!...Jeff says he can smell Lydia...Lydia almost puts her hand in Jeff's mouth and then starts pulling his arm, she lets go and starts pulling the cover...Jeff says whatever she smoked, he wants some...Jordan screeches again and holds on for dear life while Lydia starts pulling the cover HARD...Jeff yells LYDIA! wtf!?...the blanket tug of war continues but Lydia pauses... She starts pulling again and Jeff getting fed up with her games says "I'm gonna yank this motherfu**er", he sits up while Jordan laughs...he gives the blanket a strong tug and Lydia almost gives up...interesting intertwining of the legs going on... Jeff corrals the blanket and Lydia accepts defeat with a fart LOL Jeff and Jordan howl at that, not quite believing how loud it was... Jordan says that was a wet fart...Jeff says she needs to go take a shit...Lydia gets up and starts scaring them again with her stomping dance...Jordan screeches saying it was so freaking scary...Jeff says lemme see...Jordan says it's slow motion, you can see an outline...Jordan screams!...Jeff says "yeah, that is freaky"...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says "yeah do it sideways" Lydia does...Jeff says it's fu**ed up, it's gross...Jeff asks where Lydia gets all this midnight energy...Lydia starts dancing with Jordan singing then Lydia sings and the feeds go to control room... Jeff’s on slop hug 4:43-4:45pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51zjj-PALtI Jordan hugs Jeff from behind because he has just lost the have not comp and is going on slop. She says some insensitive things so Jeff doesn't appreciate the hug, in his mind she's patronizing him... Jeff’s crabby/Jeff’s toe hurt GR chat Part 1 7:13-7:23am Intense game talk btw Jordan & Jeff, who all the while has the wizard power in his back pocket but he can’t let Jordan know that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DqucOqjjeQ Parts 1-7 Feeds switch to J&J who are laying down in the GR. Jordan is whispering game to Jeff, she is putting out scenarios of the following week if Russell is not there...Jeff asks how he is going to get Jessie out without Russell?...Jordan asks whaddya mean? yeah he can...Jeff says "go, count the votes"...Jordan says her, Michele and probably Kevin would, Lydia probably would, he could talk to Chima & negotiate with her. Jordan says she doesn't think it's a good idea at all to keep Russell, he's sneaky and she knows him & Ronnie had something going on...Jeff takes off his sock and winces...Jordan asks him if he's listening? Jeff says he feels like he broke his toe, not broke it but...Jeff says he's listening as he stretches out his toes...Jeff asks "what?"...Jordan says that people told her that Russell makes fun of Jordan behind her back, she knows this, she also says that she found out that everything they told Russell the week he was HOH he went back and told the others, who knows if that is true though?...Jordan wonders if they keep him, how will they know he's not going to turn on them, he's a wildcard. Jeff says "ok, now let me talk, ok"...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to win or does she not care?...Jordan wants to win...Jordan forgot one part, she says then again, if Jeff doesn't vote Chima's way, they'll know the votes and this week it will be a tie and if it's a tie, Chima breaks the tie and that will put a target on their backs because they didn't vote Chima's way...Jeff says "ok, can I talk now?"...Jordan says ok...Jeff says you can count the voting anyway you want...5 people do not fit in the final 2, Jessie, Natalie, Chima, where are we? where are they? there are 2 people that are going to win, 2 okay? they've got to kill one another, Chima gone, Natalie & Jesse F2 if they don't do nothing, wtf does it matter if you're 7th or 4th, you're going to get knocked out, they have to make a move...that's great, let's pretend to be friends with Jessie because the first chance he gets, he'll throw Jeff right out. Jordan knows this but what she's saying is what would be the benefit of keeping Russell...Jeff says it's because they abandoned him...Jordan thinks that they might have done that but if he gets HOH, Russell will drop them, just like when Chima won HOH he completely blew them off...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says if Russell wins HOH how does Jeff know that Jessie won't influence him to put up Jeff?...Jeff says he doesn't but is Jordan going to win HOH next week or Russell between them two?...Jordan says she is...Jeff says "really?"...Jeff stares at Jordan...Jordan says "you're a butthole"...Jeff says "am I? or I am trying to win this fu**ing thing?...Jordan says Jeff doesn't know what the HOH comp is going to be next week...Jeff says she's right but at this point he needs someone that can win instead of making it to the final 5 and getting dropped out (how prophetic!! LOL) Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k about what place he comes in unless it's first...Jordan goes over the votes again and why people will vote the way they will... Jeff says to just answer this question, who would she want out if she could kick one person out of here? Jessie or Russell?...Jordan says Jessie...Jeff arrest his case, lol. Jordan says if Russell wins the POV then ok but she thinks he would turn on them...Jeff says to worry about it until after the POV...Jordan says Chima will want to talk to Jeff to go over who she wants out, she knows Russell & Ronnie had something going...Jordan told Chima she doesn't trust Russell and she thinks that he would vote out Jeff if he could...Jeff says "not if I save him, if I saved him he wouldn't"...Jordan says "how do you know that?"...Jordan is leery of going against the house & having everybody targeting her. Jordan says Lydia told her that she knows it will get down to a point where Jessie will have to choose between her & Natalie, if Russell leaves it's going to be Lydia next...Jeff throws out a scenario of Russell being gone, fine then it's Lydia, then it's Kevin, then there's 5 people left, week after that it's her, then him, week after that it's Chima and Jessie & Natalie WALK through the fu**ing thing...Jordan says then Jeff is going to have to hope Russell wins POV and saves himself but then again if he does her or Jeff is going up in replacement so either way they're stuck...Jeff tells Jordan that Russell told him that if Jeff helps him to stay, he will be on his side 100%, they abandoned him, he hates the others and he wants Jessie out. Russell knocks at the door and enters saying "sorry you two"...he wants to know what Jeff put in the halibut...Jeff tells him, they talk marinades and Russell leaves saying sorry again. J crabby toe chat - Part 2 7:23-7:31pm Russell leaves and Jeff starts complaining about his toe again. Jeff says he can move it but it's like he jammed it...Jordan says "on what?"...Jeff says he feels like he wants to pull it out and pop it...Jordan asks "you want me to do it?"...Jeff says no, he doesn't know if that's going to hurt or help it...Jeff sits up and inspects his toe...Jeff says he's scared to pull it, what if he jammed it?...Jordan says "what if I pull it?"...Jeff says "and then what if it accidentally kills and you accidentally get a left kick to the face?", Jeff smiles...Jeff says "damn you toe"...Jeff lays back down. Chima & crew upstairs get called out for talking about production and Jeff says he doesn't want to go up there now because of them...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and says she knows, she doesn't trust them, she just acts dumb around them...Jeff says he does too but he doesn't feel like playing like that right now because he's crabby...Jordan lets go of Jeff's hand and says he is crabby, he's a lot crabbier lately, he hasn't been any fun...Jeff just looks at Jordan... Jordan gets uncomfortable and giggles...Jeff turns his head the other way and she says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?...Jordan"...Jordan says "back to what we were talking about"...Jeff says "well then let's just do that and we'll just take 5th and 6th and we'll meet in the jury house"...Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says why not? that's the perfect plan to take 5th, I'll take 5th (and he did!  😢 )...Jordan gets irritated... Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says that the only way Russell is going to stay is if he wins POV...Jeff says "right so who cares"...Jordan says if Jeff won the POV and saved Russell that would definitely put a target on Jeff's back and everybody would be against him...Jeff agrees...Jordan says he's stuck...Jeff says the decision is only after the POV...Jordan repeats that if Jeff used the POV everybody would be pissed off at them...Jeff says to not win it...Jordan says if there's a tiebreaker Chima will vote out Russell & it's impossible to try and get votes for him. Jeff farts and says his stomach is doing the cucaracha...giggles to break the game talk up but it starts up again... Jordan says there's no way to save Russell, if Russell wins the POV then one of them is going up...Jordan thinks they would be going up as pawns and Lydia would go home...Jeff says he hates how Lydia is just skating by, honest to God, she makes him sick...Jordan says the only way Jeff's plan works is for Russell to win, takes himself off, one of them goes up as a pawn, she would rather it be her than him because if it's him she gets scared. :) Jordan says they were the last keys in the nom box...Jeff says that's the order she likes people, so if she had to do it again, he'd be up, not Jordan because she likes girls more & she would put him up as the replacement not Jordan...Jordan agrees, she says if Russell were to win HOH next week and put Jessie up, Jessie wins POV, then they are screwed because she guarantees Russell would flip and team up with him again, he's a flip-flopper, he's told so many lies...Jeff knows...Jordan throws out another scenario and says her and Jeff don't need any targets...Jeff says "so you want to follow, you want to be on a team that we despised from the beginning and made fun of everyone who followed them instead of doing something"...Jordan gets agitated and says "if I got HOH next week, you know who I would put up!". Jeff says "alright" and reaches over to caress Jordan's face, she shies away and says "no, you're making me mad"...Jeff reaches over and hugs Jordan while saying she has good ideas...Jeff puts his face to hers… and then kisses/bites Jordan's cheek... Jeff holds his toe again and says "oh my toe"...Jordan asks "you want me to pull it?"...Jeff says "no, I want it like off"...Jeff smiles, Jordan giggles...Jeff sits up again...Jeff says "I think I jammed it, when?"...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says "here's the dilemma...I have turf toe...no...dude, what is up?....Jordan whispers "Jeff!...do I have good points?"...Jeff says "yes Jordan you have excellent points...I'm being serious...so for right now we'll just follow"... J crabby toe chat - Part 3 7:31-7:40pm Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and while Jeff looks at their hands  :) Jordan says that next week Jeff could win HOH and then the others would have to follow what they say...Jeff wraps his leg around Jordan and Jordan continues talking about Russell saying she has a feeling that him & Michele are going to cut a final 2 deal...Jeff says he doesn't trust Michele...Jordan says she trusts her more than Russell... Jeff says she's so weird, Jessie was bashing her earlier and Natalie was telling Jessie to be nice...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's scruffy face...Jordan says that if Michele wins HOH she could put up Jessie & Natalie, she doesn't like them...Jeff knowing he has the wizard power and will put up Jessie & Natalie if he sneakily asks Jordan who Michele would vote out if that was the case (he wants to secure votes to get Jessie out)...Jordan says Jessie...Jeff says "why don't you ask her that?"...Jordan says she doesn't want to ask her yet because she doesn't want her to go back and say something. Jordan continues caressing Jeff's face and out of the blue Jordan says to Jeff "I like you scruffy" 😍 Jeff persists saying "why don't you ask her? just bring it in a casual conversation"...Jordan says she doesn't think she'll talk about it yet...Jordan says "I have to wait...Jeff"...Jeff says "could you just ask her?"...Jordan says "I will"...Jeff asks again and then Jordan says "I like you scruffy, don't shave"...Jeff says "are you going to ask her?"...Jordan says "yes!"...Jeff says "I won't shave til tomorrow"...Jordan says "no why?"...Jeff says because he's going to be on slop and bummy and skinny and he's not going to grow a beard too, he'll look like a hobo... Jordan giggles and says while holding Jeff's face "I'm not saying a beard but you look cute scruffy, some guys look cute scruffy"...Jeff is taken aback by the compliment (finally!) from Jordan and just looks dreamily at her which makes Jordan self-conscious and she asks him if she's got some Bodu right now? (pointing to her face)...Jeff says "shut up" while Jordan says he's looking at her funny. Jordan grabs at Jeff's hoody and asks him if he's picked to play the POV is he going to try and win it or no?...Jeff says he's going to try and win it...Jordan asks what will Jeff do if Russell wants him to save him...Jeff says then he'll have a decision to make, if one of the others win it, he'll go up so he has to try and win it...Jordan snuggles into Jeff's armpit and asks if Jeff thinks she's right about Russell? Jeff says she's right...Jordan comes out from under LOL and says that Russell will throw Jeff under the bus and he's just saying those things now to Jeff but if he stayed she thinks he would go right back with them...Jeff says she's right and he's not just saying that...Jordan says they're screwed either way...Jeff says then he has to win, he guesses. Jordan says what? HOH? or me (win it)...Jordan says Jeff has no faith in her...Jeff says he does, what does she mean he doesn't have faith, he tells her every fu**ing week she's going to win so don't tell him he doesn't have faith...Jordan changes the subject and says they both came close for HOH, got out on the same answer...Jordan covers her head up with her hood and Jeff laughs at her...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "I just love that you think you got no fear now cuz you made a new friend (Jessie)"...silence... Jordan says "and I was just about to get to my point"...Jeff wants the point, he can't wait for the grand finale...Jordan says she was going to say just because she talks to the others or vice versa, she's just trying to make it easier for both of them, she's just being nice...Jeff says but who is she with though?...Jordan says "you"...Jeff taps Jordan's head saying for her not to worry... Jordan asks if Jeff was mad he didn't win today wasn't he?...Jeff says "yeah, I was pissed"...Jordan offers up her movie prize...Jeff says "no, I don't need any handouts...Jordan"...Jordan says "ok Jeff"...she asks if she did good at presenting during the comp...Jeff says "mmm, hmm, except the last one I wanted to smash over your head" LOL Jordan giggles and asks what it was? Jeff says he doesn't know, he was just joking. Jeff cracks his toe and says "yes!", he says it doesn't feel any different...Jordan says it's not broken or he couldn't move it...Jeff checks out his toe and says "what's up?"...he thinks it helped a little now...Jeff says he must have jammed it during the comp...Jordan laughs about how all 4 of them fit in the front seat of the car...Jeff says Lydia was in the back and Michele was under his feet...Jordan keeps laughing and says that Michele is getting skinny...Jeff says she was bent up like a circus performer... Jordan says that Jeff was so mad about being on the side he was on...Jeff says "so mad!"...Jordan can't help but crack up laughing at Jeff's lot in the comp...Jeff just looks at Jordan...Jordan sits up and says it reminded her of that episode on Saved by the Bell, did he ever watch it?...Jeff says yeah he loved it...Jordan explains it was when Zach (Jeff) was on the team with Lisa (Michele)...feeds go to fish with Jordan still laughing...feeds come back with Jordan saying Zach was pissed and Jeff laughs...Jordan explains further that there was the military guy and they sucked and Slater's (Jessie) team had football players and Jessie & Kelly (Jordan) and in the end Zach's team...at this point Jordan is killing herself laughing and can't finish the story 🤣🤣 ...Jeff says he couldn't rally the troops this time...Jordan tries to say Jeff was Zach and she keeps laughing...Jeff says he's going to bust her face open right now 😛...Jordan sits up and says when she saw the teams, more LOL'ing Jordan says she knew he was pissed when he saw them...Jeff says he was so pissed....Jordan laughs more and Jeff says "get away from me"...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's chest and says "I'm just kidding...gimme a hug"...Jeff says "get outta here, why do you always say that?"...Jeff won't hug her but wants her to kiss his toe ;) ...Jordan says "eww no"...Jeff laughs and Jordan lays her head back down on Jeff's chest... J Crabby toe chat Part 4 7:40-7:51pm Jordan props herself back up and says that from day one til now Jeff is so snappy...Jeff says "whaddya think?"...Jordan starts talking game again, she says Russell has 10 thousand dollars now...Jeff says oh yeah...Jordan says he has that now so why would they want to keep him?...Jeff says "right"...Jordan says if she won that money she'd be alright, she wouldn't mind being nominated...Jeff says he wouldn't mind cashing in a little prize himself...Jeff says "big deal, I'll take 500 over 10"...Jordan plays with Jeff's hoody zipper and says for them to play it out and see what happens... Jeff says he hasn't eaten since 11 o'clock...Jordan asks if he wants to go get some food?...Jeff says he doesn't have an appetite for slop but he has to eat some though...Jordan asks "have I been getting on your nerves?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "no"...Jeff says he's tired too these last couple days cuz he's on a bad schedule and now he's going to sleep in that room and it's going to be even worse...Jeff takes his arm out from under Jordan's head and moves over away from Jordan...Jordan says she better stay clear from him. They are quiet and then Jeff starts venting about Lydia and how she is like a 5 year old causing problems, she wants everyone to pay attention to her, who cares? She flipped out because she didn't want to do the dishes, he had to yell at her, she does 5 dishes and then let's the others soak in the sink and he felt like soaking her under there and washing her fu**ing face, she makes him sick...Jordan just watches Jeff's rant and smiles... Jeff says he hates that shit, who the f**k acts like that?...Jordan says "let it out" and Jeff sits up and smothers her head with a pillow  Jordan laughs and says "you got me"...Jordan does her classic turn the other way and lay with my butt towards Jeff move and asks Jeff if she can lay in his bed?...Jeff irritatingly says mmm, hmm...Jordan says she can't sleep in the GR...silence...Jordan asks if Jeff can believe how chilly it feels outside?...Jeff says he feels the cool breeze...Jeff sits forward and asks his toe "what's up toe?" :)...Jordan goes to touch it but Jeff says to leave it, he can move it, he just thinks he jammed it like you jam your finger... Jeff says "you better start listening when I talk"...Jordan says she does, everything...she appreciates Jeff, she does, why does he think she doesn't? what does he mean not listen to him?...Jeff says "nevermind"...Jordan says "tell me"...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan says "what do I do that aggravates you?"...Jeff says "I don't know, I'm just aggravated...that's all"...Jeff lays down opposite Jordan & Jordan grabs his foot & starts touching it to see where it hurts... This is just what Jeff wants but won't admit...Jordan starts pressing different spots on Jeff's foot to see where it hurts, Jeff tells her yes or no...Jordan wants Jeff to lift his leg up...Jeff's scared she's going to yank his foot...Jordan says she's not...Jordan says she's investigating and she continues pressing Jeff's foot...Jordan finds the tender spot and massages it...Jeff says yeah, yeah...Jeff wonders how he jammed it...Jordan says she doesn't know, he didn't do much...Jordan massages and Jeff says it kind of feels good...feeds go to fish...they return with Jeff saying when she rubs it, it hurts but feels good...Jeff instructs Jordan how to move it, then says he feels like a little complainer...Jordan says he is...Jeff says he kinda is right now...Jeff says he wants Jordan to just take his foot and pop it but she doesn't know what's going on so for her not to do it. Lydia comes by and asks if they want the big comforter, they say no...they talk about Jeff jamming his toe and then feeds go to fish again... You look pretty today/ Kiss 7:51pm The feeds return from fish...Lydia has left...Jordan is sitting up near Jeff and squeezes Jeff's leg...Jordan says "I like squeezing you"...Jeff who is still laying down, closes his eyes...Jordan says "do you want me to rub your foot again?"...Jeff smiles and nods...(take note of how sweetly Jeff looks at Jordan here)...Jordan says "k"...Jeff says "would you rather do that or scratch my back?...Jordan says "what do you want me to do?"...Jeff says "whatever you're going to do for more than a minute"...Jordan says "oh your toe hurts so I'll do your toe"...Jeff smiles and Jordan giggles...Jeff says "ok cool, I'll take what I can get"...Jeff says "you hate scratching my back"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what do you mean what? you heard me!"...Jordan says nicely "don't raise your voice"...Jeff says "sorry, that wasn't necessary"...Jordan says "yes, good job". Jeff says "you look pretty today" ♥ ..Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan asks if Jeff is being sarcastic?...Jeff says "I'm giving you a compliment"...Jordan downplays and says "even though my hair is greasy and my makeup's run"....Jordan says "did you like my announcing?" and suddenly kisses Jeff  ♥ Jeff says "did you like mine?"...Jordan says yes...she says that's why she thinks BB asked them because they were both good at it...feeds go to fish... J crabby toe chat Part 5 7:53-8:01pm Feeds come back..Jeff & Jordan are now laying opposite each other and Jordan is massaging Jeff's foot. Jeff is saying his Under Armor socks get smelly, lol, regular socks are better and he doesn't know what the deal is...Jordan keeps manipulating Jeff's toe and Jeff tells her to be careful not to move it around too much, he tells her what she's doing next is better, it hurts but feels good...Jeff says "right there" then winces in pain, he says that right where she was before is exactly pinpointing where it is, it f**king hurts but feels good... Jordan giggles and says "please scrunch your teeth"...Jeff asks if she ever had a toothache when she was a little kid, omg, it hurts...Jeff says again she's right where the pain is...Jeff sits up to feel where it is and says it's a knuckle that is jammed, it feels like it should be popped. Jordan keeps massaging and Jeff says no, no, no...she lets go but then continues in a different manner...Jeff likes that better, he says it's so weird, it hurts but he likes it...Jordan giggles and feeds go to fish again...when they return Russell is in the room asking about how to bake the fish, he leaves and shuts the door despite Jordan telling him he doesn't need to...Jordan says "he's playing the feel sorry for me card"...Jeff says he talked to him outside...Jordan asks what he said...Jeff says if they save him then he will be with them 100%. Jordan says "do what you need to do, I'm just saying"...Jeff says "okay...I'm looking out for both of us"...Jordan says "you need to look out for yourself, not for both of us, you need to do what's best for you"...Jeff says "mmmkay, I'm doing what's best for both of us, as well as myself, ok?"...Jordan giggles and sits up, she says "no, do what's best for you because I don't want it to be me that's holding you or like you know, you making a bad decision just because you're thinking of both of us, you need to think about yourself and how you're going to win it for yourself"...Jeff says "okay...so you wanna roll solo?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "don't worry...my decisions are with you in mind, that's all ok?...just don't worry, I have your best interest in my decision"...Jordan says "yeah I know but I'm just saying, I don't want you just because..." Jeff interrupts saying "I get you, I got you"...Jordan tries to make her point again saying she wants to be final 2 and take 50/50, it's better than 10...Jeff says that if they get to the final 2 they have no say, it's not up to them, that's as far as they could go...Jordan knows but says if he has to...Jeff says "thank you, what am I supposed to say? thank you, what do you want to hear right now?...I just told you I got you". Jordan lays back down and says she knows, she's just saying Jeff...Jeff appreciates it...Jordan says she is just letting him know that he doesn't have to feel that he has to carry her with him...Jeff says "okay...thank you for saying so...but don't worry, you're involved in my decisions"  😊 Jordan goes back to game talk and says she thinks it would be better if Lydia is still there...Jeff asks Jordan if she's ever going to win a challenge, ever?...Jordan says that is why it's good, she would be with them plus Kevin plus Michele...Jeff points out that Lydia would be with Jessie...Jordan breaks down the numbers and says you never know what Russell is going to do, he's your BFF one day then he isn't, she believes him in one way... Jeff (who knows he has the wizard power in his back pocket) is getting tired of hearing this and tries to say he knows and stop her so he says "just please rub my toe, please Jordan, I swear I know what you're saying ok? I'm with you...don't worry, we wait til POV's done and then we'll go all in"...Jordan thinks if Russell stays they're going to get stabbed in the back...Jeff says she's right...Jordan says that in a way, she sees where Jeff is coming from...Jeff laughs and touches her foot, lol...he says "Jordan, I swear you're making great points, you know what's going on"...Jeff says he's not being sarcastic, he knows...Jordan says "and too, he said all my marbles weren't upstairs or up here"...Jeff says Jordan doesn't know if he said that...Jordan hits Jeff's leg and says "listen!"...Jeff says "whatever, it's a game, who gives a f**k!? are you going to talk to him after the game? I'm not, who gives a f**k"...Jordan smiles...Jeff says "you could do after this, go do whatever you want to do, talk to whoever you want to talk to, right now, play the game, okay?" Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "please, let's relax, please, can we?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I'm fu**ing high strung"... J crabby toe chat Part 6 8:02-8:16pm Jordan turns the convo to spaghetti, she wants some LOL Jeff says he does too...Jordan says "don't that sound good?"...Jeff says pasta sounds real good right now actually...Jordan says she ate too much...Jordan scratches Jeff's leg...Jeff wonders if he could get down to the 170's...Jordan says "why you trying to be so skinny?"...Jeff says he's not, he's just wondering if he will drop that much weight after this week. Jeff out of the blue says "dude, Jeremy Piven was here today, you don't even know but...I love that guy"...Jordan says "well that's cool"...Jeff says really cool...Jordan says maybe he'll watch the show now, you could so tell he didn't watch the show, he didn't know nothing...Jeff says he'll never watch the show...Jeff says how it's funny how life works out, you can have the shittiest day and then there's always something good, everything works out, you just have to stay positive and know that, it's so weird, it's true. Jordan says if he means how the other day he had a bad day? Is that what he means?...Jeff says yeah, you have to take the bad with the good is what he's saying...Jordan rotates herself to lay on her side and she hugs Jeff's foot...Jeff says nevermind, he knows what he's saying...Jordan says she hears him...Jeff says "but you don't know what I mean"...Jordan says "Jeff, I'm listening...I hear what you're saying ok?"... Jeff says "you sound like Jerry MacGuire and I sound like Cuba Gooding Jr." LOL They laugh...Jeff says "help me help you Jordan"...Jordan then says the words Jeff never liked her to say "BFF" and he closes himself off...she says "I know BFF"...Jeff says "huh?"...Jordan says "I said I know BFF"...Jeff breathes deep & starts messing with the popcorn on the walls...Jordan says "I wonder if after here, you know cuz since I'm like always around you all the time, I'm going to be like ohhh, I want to aggravate him today or"...Jeff says "I'm telling you we'll talk and then just go (hand signals drifting apart)"...Jeff says she will get back to her life...Jordan says he will too...Jeff says "probably...but, you never know, so...I'm not going to worry about it right now...you know?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you never know what can happen Jordan" 😉...Jordan mmm, hmm's again and Jeff says "huh?"...Jordan says "I said mmm, hmm"...Jeff (pushing for more) says "what? why'd you say it like that? hmm?"...Jordan doesn't know what to say, rubs his leg and says "she's just playing"...Jeff puts his foot near Jordan's nose & she sniffs it...Jeff giggles...SILENCE...Jordan keeps massaging his foot, Jeff says nevermind don't do it, yeah do it...SILENCE...................................... Random comment then by Jordan "you know you're going to have to take cold showers now?"...Jeff laughs (for other reasons 😉 ) Jeff says he knows...Jordan offers to stand in the other shower back to back so he can feel the warm water...Jeff says okay...Jeff says he should have showered this morning but was too lazy, he doesn't care about the showers, he'll just jump in the hot tub before there, it will feel good, then jump into warm clothes and jump in bed...he asks when he can eat again... Jeff starts singing and fish, feeds come back to Jordan saying she knew it...Jeff says that that's all he thinks about, what Jordan is doing aww ;) Jordan says "yeah right, you'll miss me"...Jeff says he will miss her, it will be weird, he'll be like, he swears, you get used to people and he'll be like "where's Jordan?"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he's sure they'll text each other and talk and then they'll see, you never know, he's sure they will talk...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he's sure his friends will want to talk to her...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says because they'll just want to talk to her cuz they'll probably be watching the show, they'll know her from the show so when they're out, they'll want to talk to their favorite person...so she's got that going for her ;) ...Jordan says "what? you calling me with your friends?"...Jeff says yeah and they laugh...Jordan says "thanks I appreciate it"...Jeff says "shut up, I'm going to call you by myself, we've got a long way to go before then so don't worry about it, we'll worry about it, when we've got to worry about it, you know what I mean?"...Jordan doesn't respond so Jeff says "ahhh?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff looks over at Jordan, blushes & smiles😊...Jordan says "why are you laughing?"....(apparently Jeff farted)...Jordan says she started laughing when she pulled his name from the nomination box...Jordan says Jeff said "thanks Chima", Jordan says Jeff's such a nerd...Jeff says what? why?...Jordan says some of the stuff he says is so funny, he's such a nerd with his nerdy comments...Jeff doesn't know what was so funny and says he's glad she laughs...Jeff seems like he wants to say something else to Jordan but Jordan changes topics saying "your heel looks shiny" :) Jeff moves his toes around and then puts his foot on Jordan's nose...Jordan giggles and Jeff says "you laugh"...Jeff asks Jordan if she can go up to the HOH with him...Jordan says he needs to go...Jeff doesn't feel like it...Jordan says to just go talk to her, she didn't nominate him...Jeff knows but asks if she will come up there with him please?...Jordan says he needs to go alone...Jeff sings again and brief fish...Jordan says she loves watching Kevin dance...Jeff imitates him and they laugh. Jeff asks again if she will come up with him...Jordan again says no...Jeff sits up and pinches Jordan's butt, he leans on top of her saying he has to...Jordan mmm, hmm's and rubs his hair...she says he has to go up there...Jeff puts his finger in Jordan's nose & then touches her mouth :P Jordan says ewww and rubs Jeff's hair again...she shifts to get more comfortable and tells Jeff he needs to go up there...Jeff says it's because she wants to go to sleep...Jordan shifts again and Jeff takes this opportunity to grab her and swing her over to spoon with her. 🥰 They laugh, Jeff squeezes her, Jordan says nap time...Jeff says "I know right?"...Jordan pats Jeff's leg nervously...Jeff says "nap time, it's almost 9"...Jordan asks if they're on lockdown still, she's sleepy...Jeff says he is too...Jordan starts saying "oww Charlie" the home video of those two boys and feeds go to fish... Cute Jeff & Chima talk in the HOH 8:47-8:49pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBCT3Jtsrbw Jeff and Chima are up in the HOH talking...Jessie has just left after the three of them talked game for about 20 minutes. Jeff is a little bummed about being on slop, he looks over at Chima's Rice-a-Roni and says he could eat some of it...Chima says she's not going to eat all of those so...Jeff says it's just because he can't have it, he's a big "I can't do that, I want to do that even more" guy...Jeff gives the example that if someone says to him that a girl wants to talk to him he'll say she's ok but if he's told she doesn't even like him, he'll be "what? lemme talk to her"...Jeff laughs saying he's like that and then says if a girl says "I love you" he'll just brush it off but if she says "I hate you" he'll turn to her saying "what?"  :) Jeff says he doesn't know why he's like that, if a girl says he doesn't want him then he'll think "I need that girl"...Chima says "yeah now you must have her"...Jeff says "for sure"...he says if the girl says "I'll give you the world" he'll says "nah, I'm good"...Jeff cracks up! and says he doesn't know why he's like that, he's terrible...Chima says that's funny...Jeff says "I'm a yo-yo". Talk turns to Jordan...Chima says if Jeff doesn't leave she's going to ask him about Jordan, she says "so what's up with you and Jordan?"...Jeff smiles and says "me and Jordan?"...Chima says "I think you guys are the cutest couple" :) Jeff looks down and says "we're no couple" (not yet! LOL)...Chima says "ok, maybe not here but I think you guys should pursue something outside of the house"...Jeff looks at his hands and says "we were talking about that right now" (him & Jordan)  here Jeff does that subconcious rubbing of his left ring finger again! 😉 Jeff says that Jordan asked what's going to happen? he said that probably they would talk a lot, text each other and then as the months go on they'll just fade away...Jeff laughs...Chima says noooo...Jeff said Jordan said "what?" and then she said she thought so too. Chima says she said this very same thing to Jordan...Jeff says "oh you did?"...Chima says she told her they should do something outside of here, she's not trying to toot Jeff's horn but she told Jordan that Jeff is ready to settle down, he's cute, he cooks, he's a family guy, guys from Chicago are great...Jeff fist pumps LOL... Chima says that Jordan said oh, you know!...Chima defends Jordan's stance saying she's 22, she's really young and wants to see what's out there or whatever and she told Jordan "honey, there's nothing out there"...Jeff laughs...Chima says she said "trust me when I tell you Jeff's a great catch"...Jeff says "man, thank you"...Chima says "yeah we had that discussion but now she's realizing, that was a few weeks ago" (actually it was 3 days ago LOL)... Jeff says "we'll see...you never know, I told her the same thing, I'm like no, you never know, so that's like a long time from now"...Chima says she knows but they're just cute. Jeff says "alright, I'll take it...and on that note, I'm outta here"...Jeff gets up, says thanks to Chima for talking to him and he leaves. You smell like awesome 10:42-10:46pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tltatF6MJWQ Jeff is out on the hammock talking to Lydia. Jordan comes outside...Jeff calls her over "Johrdan, Johr-dan"...Jordan comes over to sit with Jeff. Lydia complains about some drama with Michelle, they chit chat and then she leaves...Jordan asks "I smell good?"...Jeff says "yeah, I was gonna say that"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says "yeah your breath is like", he closes his eyes and breathes in...he says she used the toothpaste and mouthwash?...Jordan says the one they gave them, he can smell her breath from there?...Jeff says "you smell like awesome"  :) Jeff says it's because he has pickles on his breath, she smells good though. Jeff rubs Jordan's leg and she says her legs are spiky, she feels clean. Jordan lays near Jeff and cuddles into him...Jeff breathes in and says "mmm, you smell so good"... Jeff is stressed/Jordan calms him down 11:38-11:59pm Jeff has just witnessed the argument between Michele & Russell outside. As Michele storms off and walks inside she yells "Don't get Chima?...f**k you!" to either Russell or Jeff (I think it was Russell) and Jeff gets really aggravated by it. He goes inside just after the 11:49pm mark telling Russell that he's going to see where Jordan is and then he will come back out (he never did). Jeff goes into the SS room where Jordan is laying down. Jeff says "Jordo...what are you doing?" Jordan says "nothing, what's up?"...Jeff sits down on the opposite bed and says "nothing"...Jeff asks why she didn't come outside?...Jordan says she is tired...Jeff says he was just wondering...Jordan asks what everybody is doing?...Jeff says Michele is going f**king crazy...Jordan thinks it's about Natalie?...Jeff says not even that, he explains that Russell & her were talking outside and he went out there to ask what happened, R&M were fighting about the same thing, Russell was calm but Michele was saying she tells stories and then forgets what she says...Jeff starts whispering more of the story and it's hard to hear but then Jeff says that he didn't even say one word to her and Michele said "f**k you" to him and stormed inside and ran upstairs. Jordan says Michele kept asking her what was wrong with Jeff, she's so paranoid. Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to lay down with her for a little bit? Jeff doesn't answer but says he was thinking where the f**k is Jordan hiding?...Jordan says underneath the blue covers in your bed. :) Jeff wants to know if that f**k you was for him...Jordan advises Jeff to go upstairs and talk to them because Michele might be twisting his words to make him look like the bad guy...Jeff says he hasn't even spoken to her yet...they discuss exactly what Michele said, that Lydia told Michele she wants to put Jeff up and Lydia said how could she say that when she was being mute and then Michele changed her story saying it was the day before. Jeff is confused... Jordan says they are lying...Jeff says he didn't get a chance to talk to her, when Russell & Michele were fighting he didn't say one word and then she left with the f**k you and Jeff asked Russell who that was for? Russell didn't know...Jeff says it better not be for him...Jeff sighs deeply and looks down to the ground...Jordan says "do you have the mystery power?"...Jeff says "I wish...I was hoping you had it"...Jordan says she was hoping he did...Jordan says they rely on each other but haven't really won anything. Jeff puts his face in his hands and mopes...Jordan asks him where everybody is at? Jeff tells her without raising his face...Jordan tries to change the subject  by saying she doesn't understand why she's always wanting food...she then asks Jeff if he wants to lay down again...Jeff says in a minute...Jeff repeats he was waiting for her to come outside...Jordan says where? on the hammock? she can't sleep out there. Jeff starts noisily biting his nails and spitting them on the ground, he is furious  he whispers "that bitch is fu**ing crazy...like real...like where's her meds", he opens and closes the drawer...Jeff sighs again and Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing"...silence...Jordan says it's getting more boring there, no one there is fun...silence...Jeff sighs yet again and Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "just the bitch is crazy"...silence...Jeff asks Jordan if she's just going to go to sleep?...Jordan says she is going to lay there, she's awake now...Jordan asks if he's going outside...Jeff says yeah, he wants to get really tired...Jordan says he can lay in there, she'll turn off the lights…

August 10 Pre-proposal closeness 12:04-12:22am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D323TVOkg9I Jeff is sitting down on the couches in the BY. Jordan comes over and sits on his legs. Jeff asks Jordan if she is going to lay down with him again before he goes to bed?...she jokes around and says no and he says he needs that, he needs to unwind with her. :) She then moves over and sits next to him on the same chair. She leans back and lays on Jeff's chest. They then talk with Russell about leaving behind something for others when being evicted. Jordan is mad that no one left her anything. Jeff says of course he will leave her something, he'll want her to wear it (and she did 😉)...Jordan wants Jeff's blue Aurora hat, another shirt and his sweatpants. Jeff says "here's the thing, I'm not planning on going nowhere so..." Jordan laughs... Jeff says "relax with all that shit" LOL Jordan says if she left she doesn't know what she'd leave...Jeff looks at Jordan intently and says "your pink bra, I'd wear it" 😋 Jordan says she's gotta have the bra, it's the only one she has...Jeff asks how she brought 15 pairs of jeans and only one bra? Jordan gets distracted with Russell, Russell says she can keep his sweatshirt she's wearing and he'll give Jeff a pair of his favorite shorts...Jordan says good, she didn't bring a sweatshirt like that and when she meets him in the jury house, she'll give it back...Russell says alright, fair enough. Jeff asks "what else do you want? this is hypothetical, cuz I'm not going nowhere"...Jordan starts but Russell interrupts again showing off his shirt that "gets a lot of ladies" ) 🥱 Jordan answers saying she wants Jeff's Aurora hat, his newsboy hat, his sweatpants, his blue shirt...Jeff says "what do you want me to wear home? a chicken suit?"...Jordan laughs... Jeff says his newsboy hat's not going nowhere...Jordan says he can leave her all that and if she leaves, she doesn't know what she can give him...Russell wants something of hers, her Beer shirt...Jordan likes that shirt...Russell says they'll trade...Jordan says she'll give him underwear LOL Jordan says she doesn't have anything Gucci to give...Jeff says if he leaves all his Aurora shit there, he'll have to go back to his college and demand free shit because he wore their stuff on TV. :) Russell says he'll leave her his jammies...Jordan agrees saying she'll take those over his sweatshirt...Jordan says she can rock the sweatshirt though, in Charlotte she'll go to bars dressed in sweats...Russell says she'll look better in an Aurora sweater... Jeff says he'll send her one...Jordan says "oh yeah, do"...Jordan asks if the sweats were Jeff's brother's, did he go to that school?...Jeff says no, he used to give him his college stuff as gifts, no one knows what Aurora is though...Jordan asks if it's a small college?...Jeff says yeah, but it's a university...Jordan says she'll take the blue hat, it fits her. Russell leaves to put his clothes away...Jeff says his blue hat is popular, everyone has rocked it...Jordan says Natalie has...Jeff says he better not leave then… Jordan says Jeff will make it to the final 2...Jeff doesn't like everyone saying he's making it to final 2 cuz that gives him a target...Jordan says once Jessie is outta there, it will be smooth sailing for Jeff... Jeff says it isn't just "him", it's "them", she'll be right beside him in the top 2, for her not to worry her pretty face...Jordan says "oh no, I'll probably go before you" (nope!)...Jeff says if he goes, he'll go before her (yep!)...they discuss further when they might be evicted...Jeff says he's not even gonna lie, if she makes it further than him, he will be a little pissed 😉... Jordan says if you look at past seasons, they always get rid of the big dogs...Jordan goes over who is left and that fact they're not that strong...Jeff says Michele is being all chummy up there (HOH)...Jordan says it's just because she's kissing Chima's ass...Jeff asks if Jordan still talks to Michele? and the feeds go to fish... Jeff says that he tossed & turned all night with Michele next to him, they talk about the weird noises Michele makes at night and even during the day...Jordan says since they pointed it out, she notices it and it drives her nuts...Jeff says she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs 😜...Jordan laughs...Jeff says that Ronnie said she had night terrors... Russell comes back, he's being annoying wanting to go into the DR with JeJo, he's tipsy, luckily he leaves again to go ask the DR if they will let them all in to do a joint DR session...as soon as Russell goes inside, Jeff says into his mic "say no to Russell's question cuz I don't feel like going in there" 😂 Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff says he doesn't feel like going in there, Russell is all smashed, now all of a sudden he's all on board with the ones he helped evict...Jordan says that Russell was saying earlier he would backstab them all and she thought, alright then, you don't get my vote...Jeff says it will be something to play later on… I LOVE THIS CONVO, it’s very telling & cute! Jordan tells Jeff that Russell is right, she has already prepared herself, she knows it's a game and everybody wants their 500K and she's not saying Jeff will backstab her but who knows what will happen...Jeff hmm's and says why wouldn't he want to bring her to the final 2?...Jordan says she doesn't know, he could backstab her...Jeff says "why would you say that? " Jordan says she doesn't know, who knows, you never know...Jeff asks Jordan if she would backstab him?...Jordan says in a heartbeat, she says she's just kidding! God! she says now he's going to be all weary...Jordan says "Jeff, I'm kidding"...she says that if she didn't care she wouldn't have talked to him in the beginning when everyone was ignoring him...Jeff asks why did she talk to him?...Jordan says because she thought Jeff was cool and she had a good vibe about him...Jeff says whatever it was thanks...Jordan says you're welcome. :) Russell is back with them & they continue chatting... Ross is going to grill JeJo 1:01am Jeff & Natalie are playing pool...Jordan has been sitting on the couches, she gets up to walk around and stretch a little, she says "oh man"...Natalie goes inside to check if they have the good chips for the guacamole...Jeff pretends to throw his pool stick javelin style towards Jordan :)...the feeds have been mostly off the BY for the last half hour or so, so not sure what prompted this conversation but...Jordan says "everybody putting us on the spot"... Jeff (probably remembering how Ross asked both Jeff and Jordan about showmances) says "I know, I feel like we're getting interviewed by that one guy, he's gonna grill it"...Jordan giggles and says "yeah he is"...Jeff says "what's his name?"...Jordan says "Ross"...Jeff says "yeah"...they go silent... Natalie who has been in and out during this and apparently has supersonic hearing says "Ross Matthews?"...Jordan says "he's so funny"...Natalie trips and Jeff laughs, they talk about BB fixing the edge of the patio… The Proposal (the first & fake one 😉😉🥰) 1:06-1:09am Jeff & Natalie are playing pool. Jordan is in the BY walking around, pretending to work out :) Natalie tells Jordan that she is right about one of the things she said earlier...Jordan says "if you weren't with your boyfriend you would date Jessie" Natalie nods yes without Jeff seeing...Jordan says I knew it, I'm psychic. Jeff says don't you think your boyfriend is going to get pissed if he hears that? Natalie says she didn't say anything, Jordan said that. Jeff says she just said that. Jeff points at Natalie and says that she said Jordan was right about that...Natalie denies it and says she was right about something she said earlier...she didn't confirm or deny that was the statement...LIAR! 🤥 LOL Jordan laughs...Jeff says she is crazy, she's going to have to answer some questions when she gets out and not to Ross. Natalie says if the circumstances were different she would possibly date Jessie, he's a good guy. Jeff says Jessieeee! 😛 Jeff says Jesus why don't you marry him. Natalie says why don't you marry Jordan? 😈😇 Jeff says "Jordan, do you want to get married?" Jordan says "yeah Jeff!" Jeff says "f**k yeah we're engaged!" Natalie says "am I invited to the wedding?" Jeff says they can't even pop champagne because he can't even drink it. Jordan says "you better buy me a cute ring"💍 Jeff says "cute ring? one of us better win this fu**ing competition"...they all laugh. Natalie says her ring has to be princess cut, she loves it. Jordan says to Jeff "I want a square cut diamond ok? k?" Jeff says "yeah Jordan you got it" Jordan says "and you better put a lot of thought into it" Jeff says "I'm going to get you diamond grills" 😁 Jordan says "no, I want a square cut diamond" Jeff says "you'll be happy with what I get you" 😊 Jeff goes to take a shot and says "I can't believe I'm engaged" 😂 Natalie snickers...and says can I announce it to the house? Jeff says that is how rumors start… Awkwardness & JeJo describe their BB intros 3:06-3:11am Jeff & Michele have been talking in the SS room...Jordan walks in and is heard saying "what's up?" but the cams are still on the GR...cams switch to the SS room...Jordan is telling them about Russell who is outside sparring and making a lot of noise...Jordan sits on the slide since Michele is sitting on JeJo's bed and things are a little awkward... Jordan says she is so wide awake, are they?...Jeff who sounds sleepy says "kinda"..Jordan again asks "what's up?"...Michele says nothing, they were talking about food comps...Jordan nods her head and laughs...Jeff says "what?"...Michele says her and Jeff are going to eat liver...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try some?...Jordan says no, she needs to take a shower, she stinks...Jordan says she can't get motivated to shower...Jeff mumbles they have a bad sleep schedule...Jordan says she has to get off the schedule...Jeff says "me too" Jordan stands up to tie her hair and demonstrates what Russell is doing outside, he was yelling so she went out there thinking maybe Jeff and Russell were fighting, she didn't know where Jeff was...Jordan heads over to her luggage and chest of drawers to get her clothes for after her shower...Michele doesn't ask but tells Jordan that she's going to have to borrow some of her clothes ...Jordan feels like some of her clothes are missing, she pulls out her cute "country" top...saying that she wore it on the day BB came to film her for their introductions, she wore that, with a jean skirt and knee high cowboy boots...Jeff says "country" :) ... Jordan says they told her to wear it and a girl from work came over and did her hair wavy, she was so nervous, she was drinking and she was sweating so bad, she asked if the cameras would pick up on her sweating? she felt like a hoochie...Michele says she'd love to see her in that outfit...Jordan says she should have brought her boots, they're cute...Jordan shows how she said "I'm Jordan" all cutesy...Michele says she looked so supremely dorky...Jeff says he looked like an idiot too...Jordan laughs... Jeff says he was playing football and his friends kept whipping him on the ground, he'd have to say something and they'd tackle him and they fu**ing kept whipping him down and he said "dude! fu**ing relax!", they all wanted to get on camera, he was like "stop already"...Jordan says it's embarrassing... Jeff says they were throwing the ball around...Jordan says one of her friends called her saying she was hungover and had no makeup (for the shoot), the other 2 friends got lost on their way downtown (to the bowling alley) so she had to get the salon to help them get there, it was a mess...Jordan says she'll be back and leaves to take a shower...Jeff says "oh Johhrdan" :) Scoot sideways Jeff (and get off my bed Michele) 3:26-3:37am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd6HMqkdKP8 Jordan returns from taking a shower and marks her territory immediately by telling Jeff to scoot sideways so she can sit down on the bed...Michele gets the hint and moves over and then gets up later...awkward ... (interesting that just seconds before this Michele had been laying down facing Jeff, she sat up right before Jordan walked in, I can only imagine how much more awkward it would have been...) Jeff asks Jordan to do him a huge favor, get his water that's outside, she says she will and gets up to do it but Jeff says no, no, he's gotta go pee...Jordan, with sass, says "whatever"...Jeff lets it go and goes to get his cup, he places it on the dresser while Jordan is saying she shouldn't have eaten all that candy...Jeff puts his fingers to his ears signalling he doesn't even want to hear it 🙉 he leaves… Jordan sits back down, her & Michele chit chat about random stuff...Jeff comes back and Russell comes in too...Jeff says Jordan's lips are shiny...Jordan says it's Vaseline...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and she whispers something about his pinky nail being small like hers, she says when she goes to the nail place they comment on it...Jeff says he has all kinds of paper cuts... Jordan grabs Jeff's hand again and says that everybody outside was putting them on the spot about them being a couple... Jordan continues examining Jeff's hand and says that Jeff's thumb looks like the big fat guy from Star Wars...Jeff says "Jabba the Hut?"...Jordan says yeah, it looks like him...Jeff looks at Jordan saying "where'd you get that from?"... Jordan says it's cuz it's smushed at the top and then gets fat...LOL Jordan asks if he's ever thought about that?....Jeff says no but he will now every time he looks at his thumb now... 😅 Jordan says her friend has a hammer head thumb...Jeff says "gross" ...Jordan grabs Jeff's nipple and then Jeff pinches Jordan's nose... Jordan lays down saying that Jeff's fingers aren't bad....Jordan says it feels good to lay down...Jeff says "mmm, hmm, sing it sister"...Jordan says her legs are really hairy and for Jeff to feel...Jeff feels but doesn't think they're that bad...Russell starts complaining wanting the AC on in the room...Jordan starts singing, she is hyper...Jordan wants Jeff to sing with her...he's not in the mood, he wants to wind down, he asks if they can shut off the lights...Jordan says Michele is drying her nails...Jeff says it's late..Michele doesn't mind turning them off, she gets up and turns them off... Not in the mood for games 3:37-3:39am Michele turns off the lights...Jordan wants to sing...Jeff says that will be too loud, it's 3:30...Jordan says it doesn't feel like it...Jeff takes off his glasses, puts them away, he says it's because Jordan sleeps all day...Jeff says Jordan can do it, do a song...Jordan wants everybody to play, it would be more fun to hear everyone's responses...Michele is just sitting there quietly in the dark... Jordan asks "Michele?"...Michele answers her...Jordan didn't know she was there, she wants to play a game...Michele asks what game they're playing?...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to play the game they were playing last night?...Jeff says that Jordan keeps telling them about that game like it was a good one...Michele didn't hear about the game. Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair and says they would pick a number between 1 & 100...Russell who is cranky and wants to go to sleep says "that's a horrible game" 🤨...Jordan asks if they have any other ones? Does Jeff? No?... Jeff says he's trying to think of one...Russell says he has one, it's called "close your eyes and see who goes to bed the fastest" ...Jordan says "oh my gosh! Michele and them (Jeff is them?) can't even go to sleep in here"...Russell says he's going to try that again, he repeats the game...Jeff says it's funny they're all in there and there's not one person in the room next to them... Jordan likes the room because it's dark, normally it's cold but not tonight...they quiet down and Michele gets up leave the awkwardness...Jordan asks her how they're sleeping in the HN room?...Michele mumbles something inaudible, Jordan laughs...the feeds cut out... Late night chat - Winding down/Mmm Hmm/Country sass 3:41-3:54am When the feeds return Jeff is going over their day...he says Jordan had the movie, he was in the pool, he took a nap, he made liver...Jordan says you ate it?...Jeff says he did, a whole piece, it wasn't that bad...Jordan asks why he ate it?...Jeff says to try something new, he & Michele shared it, it wasn't as bad as she thinks because he seasoned it...Jordan asks if it was slimy?...Jeff says no, it was tough, beef liver...Jordan asks where it came from? a cow?...Jeff says yep, the chicken one is grainy (ewww) and the beef one you could taste the beef but it still had the liver taste, he ate it quick so not to smell it, he pounded it with water, he would eat it again, Michele said she wouldn't...Jordan says eww, Jeff, liver, that's gross... Jordan can't get comfy...Jeff asks if she wants him to leave?...Jordan says he's fine, she reaches back for Jeff to touch him...Jeff says he made slop with salt, pepper & garlic to make it taste different and then he put BBQ sauce, the trick is to make it taste different, he also made swiss chard, it's like lettuce, he picked some from the garden with peppers, eggplant, he fried it in oil and put salsa, it was good for real... Jordan says for Jeff to make some for her when she's on slop please...Jeff says he will if there's anything left in the garden...Jeff says he made it while they were in the movie, it ended up being not a lot, he split it in fours... Jeff says Jordan is mmm, hmm"ing him...Jordan says she's listening...Jeff's not so sure lol...Jeff says what if they played scary music...Jordan would freak out...Jeff says if someone came out in a mask and they banged on the walls...Jordan would cry...Russell pipes up complaining that there's so much noise (from behind the walls)...he bangs on the wall, asks wtf are they doing?...Jeff says "running a show"...Russell says "jerk off ..I'm not going crazy, you hear that right?"...Jordan and Jeff say "yeah"... Jordan says she'd like to see what goes on behind the walls...Jeff says he'd love to go back and see all the camera angles and stuff after the show, it'd be cool...Jeff says it's weird that these people know them and they don't know them...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says Jordan is just mmm, hmm'ing him...Jordan cuddles into Jeff saying she's not, she's listening...silence... Jeff leans into Jordan asking her to tell him a story...Jordan says about what?...Jeff reaches over to caress her hair...he asks if she's tired at least? They whisper to each other, Jordan shifts over...they hold hands in silence...Jeff giggles thinking Jordan made a noise...Jordan says it was Russell's stomach, is he asleep? how does he do it, seriously...Jeff says he doesn't know, he wishes he had a switch to fall asleep...Jeff counts down the nights left in the HN room, he hopes he doesn't go on slop next week, he's not really having problems at all but obviously he'd like to eat food...Jordan says it's the showers...Jeff doesn't mind those...Jordan doesn't like them...Jeff says obviously again, he'd like a warm shower, once you get in there it's fine, it's just the beginning...Jordan mmm hmm's...Jeff says "stop mmm, hmm'ing me"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "if you don't want to listen, then say I don't want to listen"... Jordan cuddles into Jeff and says she's listening but she has a headache, she gets one every night because her ear hurts, right down in her ear it hurts...Jeff says inside, does she want to shove a Q-tip in there? she should try and pop it...Jordan says it makes her jaw hurt...Jeff says she should pop it, why doesn't she try?...Jordan doesn't want to, she's scared it will mess her up...Jeff explains how to do it, she tries but says it made it worse Jeff says no, it didn't, maybe there's water in there and it moved it...Jeff rubs her ear a little and asks there?...Jordan says yeah but it's not doing much...Jeff says "you know what'll help? if you scratch my back and play with my hair" Jordan mmm's at something going on unseen...Jeff imitates Jordan saying "Jayeff!"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair again saying that it's weird that her dad's name is Jeff...Jeff says Jordan doesn't call him Jeff though...Jordan says she calls him dad, that's why it's not too weird to say his name, she's used to saying dad. Jeff describing Jordan says "you go, Jeff!! and I go what? and you go, you're gettin on my nerves"...Jordan giggles saying he's not, she said it that one time because she got mad at him...Jeff says "for no reason"...Jordan says "I get mad at you sometimes"...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says when she feels he's ignoring him or when he's being a butthole, he can be one sometimes...Jeff says sometimes he doesn't want to talk to her...Jordan says "thanks, appreciate it"...Jeff says "you make me sick so I get a throw up feeling in my mouth"...Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "uh, really?"... Jeff laughs, rolls over to spoon Jordan and says "nooo"...Jordan says "I was about to say"...Jeff says "what? go back to your own room?"...Jordan says she was just going to say "wow"...Jeff says "no, sometimes I just don't feel like talking...Johrdan...is that ok?"...Jordan says "yeah, but I like to talk"...Jeff says "me too" but he says he doesn't want to bother her in bed...Jordan says that's cuz she's sleeping and he wants to talk or he wants to aggravate her... Jeff says like this morning, he came in and said move over...Jordan says she did move over and she told him he could stay, he just got up and left...Jeff says that Jordan said she was uncomfortable, he laid down for one second, he had just woken up, he thought "I can't deal with your country sass right now" Jeff giggles to himself... Jordan says she wasn't being mean at all, he took it the wrong way, that's his fault...Jeff says sorry, he was up for 8 seconds...Jordan says she knows and then he got up...Jeff touches Jordan somewhere, she giggles, it makes him say that Jordan is quick with that...Jordan says she's used to it, haha, she's kidding... Late night chat - Jeff’s deodorant/Pittin’ 3:54-4am JeJo continue chatting...Jordan says "Jeffro...what do your friends call you?"...Jeff says "J to the Izzo" ...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff laughs saying no...Jordan laughs and asks again...Jeff says "Jeff"...Jordan asks if he has a nickname?...Jeff says sometimes his friends call him by his last name...Jordan says "Schoeder right"...Jeff says yay!...Jordan says they say "hey Schroeder"...Jeff doesn't answer... Jordan says "smell my armpit"...Jeff says he did, it smells good (these two! LOL)...Jordan says it's Jeff's deodorant...Jeff says he was just going to say, did she use it...Jordan says she uses it every day...Jeff says sometimes he notices because it's not in the same place he left it and he thinks "oh, Jordan"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says if it was someone else he'd get fired up, he doesn't like people playing with his shit, he gets pissed...Jordan says nuh-uh...Jeff says not at her...Jordan says good, hers is almost out. Jeff says Jordan gets away with a lot of shit with him...Jordan says why? and she answers for him saying it's because she's his BFF, his only BFF in the house, if he had other BFF's he'd get mad...Jeff says she is getting a little comfortable...Jordan says "with what? for using deodorant?"...Jeff says no with him doing stuff for her, he will point it out...Jordan asks for what? like today when she asked him to make hamburger?...Jeff says she doesn't ask, she expects it while she's asking so it's like she's saying make me a hamburger now cuz I just asked you to...Jordan says she did not...Jeff says it sounded like it...Jordan says she said please...Jeff laughs saying he was about to take that frying pan (and smash her with it LOL)...they laugh...Jordan says she said please...Jeff says he'll cook for her...Jordan says he said he didn't have anything to do...Jeff says he'll cook for her if she wants. Jordan starts laughing smelling Jeff, she asks what deodorant does he have on?...Jeff says "that one but I put it on a long time ago"...Jordan says she likes that smell better...Jeff says "it's the same one"...Jordan says it smells different...Jeff says "yours is fresh, mine has a little Jeff on it"☺️ Jeff asks if it smells bad? Jordan says no...Jeff asks where she is?...Jordan who is in Jeff's armpit says "right here"...Jeff says "why do you like it in there?"...Jordan says "I just like pittin' down here"...Jeff says "pittin?"...Jordan corrects herself saying she likes sittin down there...Jeff was wondering, lol, he asks if this is a regular thing with her?...Jordan says no, she just likes it down there...Jeff says "I like pittin' :)” LOL Jordan giggles... Jordan says she doesn't like that Jeff feels skinny...Jeff says he's not that skinny...Jordan says she feels like he is...Jeff says he hasn't lost that much weight...Jordan says Jeff's swimming trunks were hanging low...Jeff noticed that...Jordan says his crack was hanging out...Jeff noticed that too, but sometimes you don't even care...Jordan says the weight comes off of them, why doesn't it with her?...Jeff says he has to work out tomorrow...Jordan doesn't like him skinny, when he's done slop he's eating a whole thing of cookie dough...Jeff says no, real food, a lot of it...Jordan wants to fatten him up...Jeff says why does she want him fat?...Jordan says not fat... Jeff says he will eat a lot, he wants pasta, he's going to make a jam pasta...Jordan asks what kind?...Jeff's not sure, maybe with steak or chicken or a spicy tuna sauce...Jordan eww's... Late night chat - Ticklefest/Goodnight 4-4:13am JeJo continue chatting...Jeff ponders what pasta he'll make, he says maybe he'll make it with real tuna...Jordan says "eww, no, cuz I won't eat that"...Jeff says he's got a couple days to think about it, he could make it with chicken and a light sauce with basil...Jordan asks Jeff to shift...Jeff complains about the mic pack saying the tip of the antenna is like a dagger...Jordan giggles saying it does hurt... Jeff says it's somebody's job to listen to them talk all night about nothing...Jordan says they might get entertained by it, she says they sit there with all those cameras, they just watch, she would just tune out...Jeff says what does she think happens when they start singing songs, start singing one and see if they listen...Jordan says she would get bored...Jeff says that's their job...Jordan says she'd get herself fast food and watch a movie (LOL sure way to get fired!)...Jeff says he doesn't know what they do but they catch him singing or whistling... Jeff says it's more during the day, not the night...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says to not mmm, hmm him...Jordan says she was agreeing...Jeff does something to Jordan...they laugh...Jordan says "that tickled!"...Jeff goes for the sure thing, her neck and Jordan goes a little nuts...she says to stop, everything involving her neck tickles...Jeff says he choked her and she said it tickles...he does it again and she goes crazy again😂...Jeff says "Jesus!"...Jordan says she has cold chills, to feel her legs...Jeff reaches down, Jordan lifts up her leg saying "here"...Jeff says "omg, it felt like Sasquatch" ...Jordan laughs... At that point Michele sneaks into the room to get clothes, not sure JeJo hears them because Jeff is busy tickling Jordan like crazy...Jordan says "you just can't! I'm ticklish!"...Jeff says he won't...Jordan screeches saying her and her mom have these tickling wars...Jeff lies and keeps tickling :) ...Jordan is laughing hysterically and flailing haha...Jeff says "your noises...omg"...Michele leaves and then immediately comes back and props the door open to make sure they know she's there Jeff says "holy moly, you gotta shave those bad boys tomorrow"...Jordan cracks up, she explains about how her and her mom tickle each other and are ticklish in the same spot...Jeff leans into Jordan to cuddle...Jordan says "no, don't" thinking he's going to start again...Jeff says "I'm not"... Jordan notices Michele is in there finally...Jeff says "who do you think it is?"...Jordan asks her what's up?...Michele says she's getting clothes for the cold room...Jordan is hyper again...Michele asks how much candy she had?...Jordan says a lot, she's gotta get up and work out...Michele says it's 4...Jeff says it's over, they're sleeping in all day again, they lost... While Michele gets her stuff, Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jordan takes her mic off saying she's about to fall asleep soon...Jeff says he's going to wind down for 5 minutes, he's gotta go...Jeff says he's gotta a long drive ....Jordan laughs...Jordan can't get comfortable...Jeff asks "you want me to go?"...Jordan says "no...when I want you to, I'll tell you to leave"...Jeff says "really? I'll tell you when I leave" (right to the end of the chat, still bantering LOL) Michele finally goes...Jeff says he has to work out tomorrow, he asks her to bust his balls about it, no, don't to do that, yes, do it, if he doesn't and then he'll tell her to shut up...Jordan still isn't comfy...Jordan says it would be good to sleep with just sheets, it's not too cold...Jeff hopes that means it isn't cold in the HN room, he says he has to keep putting clothes on during the night...they finally quiet down and lay in silence...a minute before Jeff leaves he says he wishes he could just sleep there (SS room)...Jeff kisses Jordan goodnight, saying he'll see her tomorrow, good dreams, he leaves.. Kitchen hug & cheek pinch 12:54pm Jordan approaches Jeff and gives him a hug...Jeff hugs back and squeezes her. He's surprised she hugged him. Jordan grabs his cheeks and Jeff grabs hers and pushes her away...cute. :) Look & smile at Jordan 2:59pm The HG's are outside tanning. Jeff is laying on a beach chair in the BY near the weight bench. Jordan is laying on the hammock. Jordan gets up to wet herself under the outside shower because she is hot. Jeff hears the water and immediately looks over at her and says "that hammock is so hot, I don't know how you can take it"...Jordan says "I like the hammock"...Jeff says "it's too hot for me...in the daytime"...Jordan finishes up and Jeff smiles briefly at her :) ...and clears his throat. (LOL he always does this when trying to be non-chalant) Fruit Salad/Frying pickles/Portillos Beef 3:17-3:28pm Jeff walks out of the bathroom towards the kitchen where Jordan is assembling her fruit to make a fruit salad...Jeff says "fruit bowl?"...Jordan says "for later"...Jeff mmm's and Jordan says "will you do me a favor?"...Jeff says "yes Jordan"...Jordan adds "pleease"...Jeff says "see, that was nice"...Jordan giggles and says "will you go in there and grab the cantaloupe and the pineapple please?"...Jeff goes to the SR to get them adding "and some pickles for Big Jeff" 😊 Jeff comes back with the fruit and places it on the counter, Jordan thanks Jeff and Jeff says "you're welcome". (Ironically after the whole debate about peach/nectarine, avocado/artichoke Jeff brings back a honeydew melon NOT a cantaloupe! LOL) Jordan says "doesn't that pineapple head remind you of?"...Jeff wiggles his hips and says "a dancing lady?"...Jordan says that it reminds her of Wilson from Castaway, remember?...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says she doesn't know why, even though Wilson was a volleyball, it reminds her of it. Jordan says she's going to make a huge salad and asks "are you so jealous? I bet you are"...Jeff says he is, he loves fruit...Jordan says her mom does too. Jordan says her mom gets so tan in the summertime, so dark...Jordan thinks they got a lot of sun today...Jeff says he can tell. Jordan asks what time they went out there? One?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan grabs the green knife and pretends to stab Jeff with it...Jeff asks if she's ever had fried pickles?...Jordan says she has, they're good, they served them at Hooters...Jeff says he's never had one and he's thinking about frying one, he guesses the difference is they're would be slop on them...Jordan tells Jeff he should make some and so Jeff does...Jordan says that they are all creative, she's not, she's not a cook. Jordan randomly asks "don't you like being sweaty sometimes?"...Jeff says "sweaty? I like being sweaty when I'm ready for it"...Jordan says yeah, not when you're dressed up of course...Jeff says when he's working out...Jordan says right now she likes being sweaty and smelly...Jeff says "I love when I shit my pants sometimes"🤣 ..Jordan (thinking it's like the most normal thing in the world for Jeff to say) says "eww, that's kind of gross"...Jeff laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says "oh, I was about to say"...Jeff whispers "yeah, I love when I shit my pants" Jordan says "my friend, I won't say her name"...Jeff says "let's call her Claire"...Jordan doesn't get it and continues saying that her friend's boyfriend works a lot and they haven't really been doing it, when she left she was frustrated because of that...Jeff says "he hasn't been giving her the business?"...Jordan says it turned into a big fight because her friend said she was spending $50 on birth control a month when she doesn't even need it, she told him she wouldn't have sex with him unless she was on the pill, he works a lot and when he gets home he's tired and they don't do it, in the beginning of the relationship that's all they did and now they don't ever do it and it's weird because he's the guy, he should be wanting it and her friend wants it all the time so they got into a huge fight but they're so cute, he'll act like he won't give in to her friend but he always does, before Jordan left they got into the fight about the birth control...Jordan asks Jeff "isn't it true?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says it makes her laugh. Jordan asks "what fast food place do you eat at the most?"...Jeff says he doesn't really eat fast food, the fastest place he eats at is Portillo's...Jordan says like a drive thru place, McDonalds, Wendy's...Jeff says he never eats at those fu**ing places but if he did, once in a while he'll get a craving for a chicken sandwich from Burger King, the long one...of course Jordan being of opposite mind says she knows it but she doesn't like that one...Jeff says they're good...Jordan doesn't think so...Jeff says that she asked him...Jordan says she is telling him what she thinks...Jeff says "well why didn't you just tell me what you think instead of asking? go ahead, what do you think Jordan?" 😝 Lydia, from the bathroom, yells out that they're just having a conversation...Jordan giggles and Jeff says "Jesus, who is that always sticking up for you back there?"...Jordan says "my friend"...Jeff says yeah, yeah, finish what you're saying before I start throwing stones...Jordan says the Wendy's spicy chicken is good, Jeff agrees, Jordan says it's better than Burger King...Lydia says that with a Frostie Freeze it's good, they're on the same page on the fast food front...Jordan says she's going to ask BB to stop at a Wendy's or McDonalds when they get out of there. Jeff says "you gotta have a beef sandwich Jordan"...Jordan says "beef? like Arby's?"...Jeff goes to explain but Jordan tells Jeff his crack is hanging out by the way ...Jeff says he can't help it plus his mic weighs his shorts down...Jordan says her brother is always showing crack...Jeff says he never does, he's a little embarrassed...Lydia says "crack kills Jeff". Jeff says Jordan has to go to Chicago to get Portillo's, she'd like it for sure, she doesn't even have to get the beef sandwich, he doesn't even know if she'd like the beef sandwich, he knows she is very picky...Jordan says she's not picky, Jeff just eats some weird stuff sometimes...Jeff says "me? no, you're picky"...Jordan doesn't think she is picky, she just eats the same things all the time in restaurants, chicken parm, chicken fingers, hamburgers, hot dog, the usual (umm, that's being picky LOL) Jordan changes the subject yet again saying she has the stupid Lion King song in her head...Jeff says "Hakuna Matata?"...Jordan laughs saying yes! cuz they played it yesterday, she keeps singing it in her head...Jeff says it's her problem free, philosophy Peach & Nectarine 3:28-3:48pm Jeff starts frying his pickles...after Jordan says she has Hakuna Matata stuck in her head she tells Jeff she wonders if her mom misses her?...Jeff says "whaddya think? of course"...Jordan says she wonders how bad she misses her, before she left she sat her down on the couch and she thought she was going to start crying...Jeff says "did you have a mother/daughter moment?". Jordan brings up the peach/nectarine debate again saying that the fruit she is cutting up looks just like a peach (it's a nectarine)...Jordan says it kills her that it isn't a peach (stubborn Jordan side coming out)...Jeff asks if it's furry?...Jordan says "no, well kind of" (it's not :) )...Jordan says it tastes like a peach but the nectarine tasted like a peach...Jordan says "I think this is a peach though, it tastes like one, have you ever had peach ice cream?"...Jeff comes over to check and says "I like peaches, it's not furry!"...Jordan says "but no, taste it" and then realizes he's on slop and can't. Jeff walks away saying "keep telling...ok it's a peach"...Jordan being stubborn says "I really think it is and you're just wrong, you just think you know"🤨...Jeff frustrated says "alright, it's a peach then, whaddya want me to tell you, it is, you're right"...Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to just agree with her...Jeff raises his voice saying "I didn't! it's not a fu**ing peach!" (I’d be pissed too!) ...Jordan laughs. Jordan says "you need to lower your voice"...silence...Jordan sings to herself...more silence...Jeff then says the idea of frying pickles was so stupid...after a minute Michele comes inside...they talk about what time it is...she leaves...Jordan says the cantaloupe is freezing her hands off, she asks Jeff if the pickles are good?...Jeff says he hasn't had one yet...they keep cutting & frying in silence...Michele comes back asking what Jeff is making...Jordan says fried pickles...Michele sounds excited...Jordan says they serve them at Hooters...Michele says she's never been but has a Hooter's shirt...Jordan hums to herself while tossing the salad...Jeff cleans up and asks Jordan to open the pickle jar so he can dump the grease in it...Jeff washes dishes and Jordan keeps cutting & eating fruit :) Jeff sighs. Jeff tastes his first pickle and says they aren't that exciting, he walks up to Jordan and takes a kiwi seed off her mouth/face saying "you gonna eat that?" :) they laugh...Jordan, after asking Jeff how to cut the pineapple, attacks it with the crappy green knife while Jeff looks on...she isn't doing so well, Jeff asks if she wants help but she keeps trying, she finally says "Jeff! uhh"...Jeff says he asked her if she wanted help...he cuts the top off and continues cutting saying where is all this stuff when he's off slop... Jordan says Russell makes it look so easy...Jeff says the knife sucks balls...Jeff passes it over to Jordan for her to finish up...Jordan starts cutting...Jeff says "you got it?"...Jordan says yes, she recalls working at a place where they would soak pineapples in citrus vodka for 2/3 days and there was a limit of 2 of them (drinks) because they were so strong...Jeff worked at a place where they infused tequila with fruit and it tasted sweet but it was super strong, straight tequila...Jeff says they'd do shots with people and they'd get wrecked because they didn't believe it was tequila. Jordan keeps attacking the pineapple (has no clue how to cut it LOL)...Jeff says he'd love to put a huge bowl of cottage cheese over the cut up fruit...Jordan is having a hard time with the pineapple...Jeff says she butchered it, he walks off and comes back, him & Michele discuss how they have been trying to be creative with the slop...Jordan at this point is using her hands to cut up the pineapple and Jeff says "just get in there Jordan"...Jordan says she is, it's getting on her nerves...Jeff finally realizes he got Jordan the wrong melon, a honeydew instead of a cantaloupe, does she want the other one?...Jordan says to not worry about it...Jeff goes outside. Baked Ziti banter 7:30-7:39pm Jeff is sitting in the BY eating slop with Kevin and Lydia...Jordan walks out,eating a cookie with milk...Jeff teases her about the fact she made ziti, he says "I hope you get food poisoning" 🥴 Jordan rubs it in asking how it looked (good) and then says she'll make it after they're off slop...Jeff says she's going to (have to) make shit because she's not eating his shit no more when she's off slop, they're finished... Jordan says she was just in the mood to make stuff, she was making stuff when people were sleeping...Lydia says she was awake...Jordan, rubs it in even further saying she's full though...Lydia says "oh, that's nice"...Jordan slyly smiles saying "that wasn't a stone" (suuuurrrre) Jeff says "what are you doin' out here?'...Jordan walks to the hot tub saying "coming to say hey"...Jeff says "yeah? go back with your new friends, we're talking about HOH and how we're getting you out of here" LOL Jordan says "you're cut off!!" Jeff, who slyly smiles at Lydia, says "from what?" Jordan says "from you, from me" Lydia says "from your new cool kid, watch movie, winning club?" Jordan says "there's a lot of stones being thrown at me today"...giggles.. Jeff says "what a motherfu**er" 😬 Jeff finishes his slop and announces "done!"...Kevin asks if it was decent?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Lydia says she'll make something later if he wants, she gets up and leaves... Just after 7:32pm cuter banter begins... Jeff, looking at Jordan, says "yeah, you!"...Jordan does the "you're cut off" hand motion...Jeff, referring to the hot tub, says "that's where you're going, in the bottom and throw all your left over food in there too" Jordan says "I was in the mood to make food!" Jeff tsks and says "I can't believe you...it does hurt" Jordan who unbelievably can't understand says "why?" Jeff points to his heart💙 ...Jordan says "cuz I cooked food?? "...Jeff says "first time ever!?...you don't even wait til the first day I'm on slop, you wait til it's starting to hurt, like mid-week and then you just stick it in there with all the cheese and stuff, when I said I wanted PASTA!...that was the zinger, I told her last night I got the biggest taste for pasta so subconciously and you know I like cheese so subconciously you made that pasta and I saw extra cheese on there!"... Jordan is saying she was bored, no! omg, he's thinking too hard into this...Jeff says "oh yeah?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says I know what's going on"...Jordan says "I was bored and I wanted to make something and that's what my mom always makes so I was like, I'll make baked ziti"...Lydia chimes in that they've been there for a month and she's never made it (I agree, it was mean)...Jeff says "don't blame us for being a little suspicious"...Jeff glares at Jordan... Jordan says "suspicious of what?"...Jeff says they know what's going on, he wants the code for majority/minority the other side is using LOL Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she knows they've talked about it... Jordan says "you're starting to piss me off" 🥹 Jeff says "yeah? I'm just playing, take it easy"...they give each other looks and Jeff says "I'm just playing, relax"...Jordan says "yeah and say it in front of them like that"...Jeff says "who cares about Lydia, she's going to go start rumors"...Jeff explains they were talking for real about majority/minority...Jordan asks if they think it's this Thursday?...Jeff thinks so...they talk a little game...Jeff asks if he told her that he was talking to Kevin the other day...Jordan says Jeff doesn't tell her anything 🤨 Jeff says "I tell you everything Jordan...for real" aww 💙 Jeff explains the convo he had with Kevin, Jordan doesn't quite get it but Jeff says the point is that Kevin wants it known that he & Lydia aren't as tight as they seem...they then talk about Michele a little and Jordan gets in the hot tub, sweet Jeff gets her a towel and then he leaves to get some coffee...

August 12 Jeff says to not take it out on him 12:03-12:08pm Jeff & Michele are chilling in the GR...Jordan comes in, sits down and Michele asks her if she had a good chat?...Jordan says yeah but she'll tell her about it later...Jordan lays down and says it's so cold outside...Jeff asks her if she was just outside?...Jordan says no, she was inside... Jeff notices the tone in her voice, looks up at her and says "what are you getting crabby about?" Jordan says she wasn't being crabby...Jeff says "yeah, you were...about your nails too...you're crabby because you had to go talk...don't take it out on me"...he looks at Jordan again for a few seconds until she half smiles... Jeff sighs and says ohhh, f**k...they are quiet...Michele awkwardly asks should she leave?...Jordan says "no, I'm sorry I'm just thinking"...Jeff says he just isn't talking...Jeff says he & Michele were just talking...Jordan again says she was just thinking about what Michele said...Jeff says what?...Michele goes to close the door to talk game... Jeff asks Jordan what she was thinking about? Jordan says just everything...trying to figure it out...Jeff says what? Michele says there is not much to figure out, it's the wizard power thing, she won't abandon them, she wants to fight for HOH, they are going to win HOH...the three of them start discussing the vote on Thursday... SS room to BY talk - Part 1 1:45-2:12am The feeds return with Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the SS room...Jordan tells Jeff he can have her popular shirt (what they'll leave each other)...Jeff says he doesn't want anything...Jordan is surprised...Jeff says he'll worry about it later, they're not getting evicted...Jordan says it puts her in a bad mood thinking about it, it makes her cranky...Jordan says the cockiness about it (?)...Jeff says the swagger?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan asks if it's bad she ate oatmeal, celery & ranch and apples & peanut butter after working out?...Jeff says no, it's a little excessive but not too bad LOL Jordan says she doesn't want her working out to go to waste...Jeff says that she shouldn't eat before she goes to bed...Jordan says she always gets hungry, she doesn't do it at home, just there... Jeff knows, she just has to say no, the celery is not bad...Jordan says oatmeal?...Jeff says it's not bad, the apples have a lot of sugar though but it's not that bad but if she wants to lose weight, just don't eat it...Jordan says she worked out, doesn't that help?...Jeff says when you don't eat it, 80% of losing weight is your diet, not working out...Jordan asks about drinking Gatorade, is that bad?...Jeff says yeah, it has a lot of sugar, she should cut it with water...Jordan says "great" 🫤 Jeff says that none of it is bad but if she wants to lose weight she needs to eat less than 2000 calories a day...Jordan says she ate a BLT...Jeff asks regular or turkey bacon?...Jordan says regular...Jeff says if she really wants to lose weight, it should be turkey...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says grams of fat and a bunch of calories...Jordan says she'll switch then, she had tomato sandwich, a fruit plate with cottage cheese...Jeff stops her saying she's fine...Jordan says she'll be pissed if she goes upstairs and the scale says 140...Jeff doesn't know what else to say LOL They are quiet then Jordan says she needs a haircut, it's aggravating her...Jeff is glad he got one, she did good :) Jordan says who would have known he would actually like his hair...Jeff says he didn't mind her doing it, because his hair is pretty crazy anyway, it's hard to f**k up, he just thought she'd like to f**k around and be like hee hee...Jordan asks why would she do that?...Jeff says because she likes to joke around and think it's funny...Jordan says she wouldn't do that on purpose... Talk about changing the subject Jordan suddenly asks "would you ever adopt a kid from another country?" ...Jeff says "probably not"...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he never thought about it, to be honest with her but he's planning on having his own kids, if he had a lot of money, maybe, he doesn't know, he doesn't know what doing that helps, there's a lot of kids in America that need to be adopted too...Jordan says right...Jeff says he didn't know what the purpose of that is...Jordan says she was just thinking of those questions tonight and you see those kids in those other countries with bloated bellies and they're starving...Jeff says it's sad...Jordan asks if you can adopt them or no? she heard the waiting list is long...Jeff says she could send them money if she wanted to, that's what the commercials are for...Jordan says if she had her own kids and she knew her and her husband were stable, she would adopt a baby, they're so cute but then again she wouldn't want them to feel like they don't look like their brothers and sisters...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jordan says Michele reminds her of her cousin, she walks around and doesn't just come out and ask her things...Jordan says she felt bad the last time family visited them, she only took 2 days off work, it was during Easter and she had a hangover and looked like crap, she didn't even eat her food, she feels so bad, looking back on it, she was rude and didn't spend any time with them at all, she was too busy going out and getting drunk, she took them for granted and realizes it now that she's separated from her family but at the same time she has nothing to talk to them about because they don't see them much and have nothing in common...Jeff says you have to make small talk... Jeff sighs saying oh f**k...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says it's about going in that room...Jordan says "you don't want to?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says they talked a long time last night...Jeff says he talks to her more at night than during the day...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says they're always doing separate things and then when they are together other people come by (Michele😬)...Jeff says somebody's always fu**ing running up on us...Jordan says they were all bad this morning, nobody could get up...Jeff says he could if he slept in a good bed, he tosses and turns all night, he's sleeping with others that make noise (moaning) and he gets pissed and can't sleep. Jeff whispers "how does she get night terrors every night? wtf?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says "doesn't she ever dream about like butterflies or something?"...Jordan says imagine if you had it?...Jeff says but what is it? is it something? or is it just her mind?...Jordan doesn't know, it has to be her mind...Jeff asks doesn't she dream happy?...Jordan says maybe it's all bad, she asks if Jeff dreams?...Jeff says no, he doesn't remember them...Jordan says she has dreams every night. Jeff says they take naps every day at different schedules, that's why they don't talk, he comes in the room and she's gone, then he goes in the pool, then naps, then she naps...they talk about their naps earlier in the day...feeds cut out...more talk about what they did that day...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff and Jordan are whispering to each other about game ...virtually impossible to hear...they get a little nervous because Russell is rustling around...they whisper even more quietly if possible LOL Jeff wraps himself around Jordan to whisper :) ...after about 5 minutes of this Jeff suggest they go outside to talk and he'll have a smoke...Jordan agrees and the feeds cut out and when they return Jeff and Jordan are heading outside... SS to BY talk - Part 2 2:12-2:56am Jeff and Jordan head out to the BY to talk freely...Jordan waits outside while Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jeff comes out and Jordan says it's cold, she asks if Jeff is really going to smoke?...Jeff says yeah, he's been smoking too much...Jordan says yeah he has...Jordan says that Russell was fake sleeping in there and Jeff loud whispers LOL They start talking some major game (boring!) ...they talk about trusting Michele or not and whether or not they would want to keep Russell...Jeff starts planting the seed to Jordan that they would want Russell on their side "just in case Jessie left"...they talk about Natalie giving Russell a sympathy vote and they dynamic between Jessie, Natalie & Chima...feeds go to control room...they are now discussing Russell and how desperate he is getting... Jordan says her and Jeff have a better chance this upcoming HOH but if he wins HOH again she will shoot herself, she thinks if one of them wins HOH they will be good...they then discuss what would happen if Michele wins HOH...Jeff says it doesn't matter, down the line he's getting rid of Michele too...Jordan says they need her right now...Jeff says that Michele plays both sides and she is weary of talking to Jeff, Jeff is selling that he's on her side but he never really tells her anything. Jordan says that she told Michele she should put up Jessie and Natalie...Jeff says that Michele is playing both sides and won't put Chima up to protect herself...Jordan says if an 18 yr old wins the money, she will flip...Jeff says yeah and she bitches the whole time she's here, nobody says anything to her because she's best friends with the king of the castle...Jeff says it's just a matter of time. Jordan asks if they should try and save Russell? (Jeff avoids answering this because he knows Jessie is most likely gawn after tomorrow anyway )...Jordan says she thinks Michele would keep Russell but then again what if Natalie backed out?...Jeff says he's not saying nothing to nobody LOL Jeff says Russell is always on his ass, asking him to talk to Jessie...they go over the pros and cons of keeping Russell or not...Jeff says at one point "just trust me" (he almost slips here)...he clears his throat a couple of times and says just don't get yourself in trouble with the other side of the house. They continue talking more game scenarios and numbers...Jordan says they have to win HOH's and POV's every single time...Jeff says he thinks Michele doesn't have a grip on the game, she's known as a liar, everyone knows she plays both sides and he doesn't trust her for a second but he needs her for now...Jordan asks if it would be beneficial for Jeff to keep Russell?...Jeff says yeah because he could count on him to win comps and get others out, if they saved him they'd be loyal to them and if he didn't win, they'd put Russell up...Jordan asks how they don't know they'd be put up?...Jeff says he'd have to take that chance. More game scenarios and possibilities 🙄🥱 Jeff bitches again about Chima and says that Michele said she promised Chima she would protect her...Jeff says how about he promises Michele that he's going to throw her out of there, how about that? LOL Jordan thinks Russell wouldn't be loyal to them...Jeff says he would stab him right in the back then...they talk about Russell some more... Jordan then says she told Chima that she told Russell she would give him a vote but she was lying to him, she was covering her tracks...Jeff says that's good, just that Jordan is taken care of because he's the target no matter what, make sure she covers herself and don't worry about him, he'll take care of himself. They start putting out scenarios of who would put up who if they won HOH...Jeff wrongly says that Kevin is a floater/pawn and he's not getting anywhere 😐 Jeff then waters the plant by saying that if Jessie was gone the house would be theirs 😉Jeff looks at Jordan intently...Jeff says Jessie has been on easy street the whole time...Jordan says if Jessie makes it to final 2 she's not voting for him...Jeff slips a little again saying "he won't make it in the final 2"... Jeff and Jordan both complain that Russell is getting on their nerves, they say he's following them around and trying to find any opportunity to talk even when they're sleeping...Jeff tells the story of Russell staring at him, he does it all the time, wtf?...Jordan says it's not a good idea to keep him...Jeff says for Jordan to vote with the house (all the while knowing he's not going anywhere lol)...Jeff throws out an idea of what they can tell Russell but Jordan thinks they shouldn't say anything...Jeff says he can't deal with him, he's like his shadow...Jordan says Russell keeps trying to talk to her, make her food and she just thinks ughhhh, she told him she was in a bad mood...Jeff giggles...Jeff says he thinks Russell really likes them...Jordan isn't so sure...Jeff says he knows he plays both sides, he thinks Russell doesn't know who he is, he catches him in lies. Jeff says if Jessie is gone, in a perfect world, Russell would be with them...Jordan says she'd be pissed if Russell stayed and then turned on them...Jeff tells Jordan to tell Russell he has her vote to shut him up...they go over votes again...Jordan says that everything they tell Russell, he tells Lydia and she tells everything to the other side...Jeff says Lydia is another one he can't stand...Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff should say anything to Russell...Jeff just wants Jordan to cover herself with the other side...Jordan says she didn't realize it was all about the numbers in this house, things would have been so different if Braden had stayed instead of Chima. They talk about how Russell says he was close to Casey, they can't understand how since Casey badmouthed Russell...they go over more scenarios...Jeff says he wants to get rid of Lydia so bad too...they say that Lydia doesn't even care to be there...Jeff says that if Jessie left Lydia would want to go right after him...Jeff says in some strange fu**ed up world, Natalie would want to go too if those two are gone, it sounds bizarre and weird, Natalie likes Jessie no matter what she says, Lydia loves him so hopefully if Jessie left they would want to go to the jury house...Jeff says you need luck and they've played the game with no luck in their favor, it's bound to turn... Jordan asks if Jeff really believes that?...Jeff say yes...Jordan asks if Jeff sees himself in the final 2?...Jeff says yeah, he sees both of them in the final 2 :) Jordan says Jeff will make it further than her...Jeff doesn't think so, he's not joking, he thinks they can do it, he thinks they can promise others final 4 or 3 and then stab them in the back at the last minute...Jordan giggles...they talk about double evictions... Cute moment alert... Jeff says that's far down the line, he says "you don't see yourself getting far? I see you gettting far, I'm not joking"...Jordan says she does but gets discouraged...Jeff says "I really believe I can be in the final 2"...Jordan says that if she doesn't make it, she hopes Jeff does...Jeff says "but I think you could be there Jordan"...Jordan says "you got my vote"...Jeff laughs and smiles at Jordan 😊 Jeff says they have to win HOH...Jeff says "Michele is the biggest HOH dicksucker there is" 😂 They talk about house sides...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go lay back down?...they decide to stay out a bit longer to talk game, they can talk other stuff inside...they talk about Michele again, saying even though she makes deal with others, ultimately she's with them...Jeff says Michele gets on his nerves so bad, the moaning drives him crazy and she giggles at everything he says...Jordan thinks Michele does like him though (ugh, that's not the half of it) ...Jeff agrees and says he plays nice with her. More game talk about Jessie and Natalie (😵‍💫☠️kill me now) Jordan says it's them vs. JeJo...Jeff says yeah, Jordan needs to pull an HOH out of her ass and him too...they talk when the next endurance might be and then Jeff says "I wish we could just evict everybody" 😂 Jordan says it's good he's positive because she's negative but then again she thinks of her mom and knows she needs this money...Jeff says he knows they can do it :) They go over scenarios yet AGAIN! 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Jeff threatens to use the Lydia/Jessie handjob secret if he has to, he'll blow her right out of the water, f**k her, she fu**ed him week one, welcome to the party weirdo, he doesn't want to play that way but if he has to...they start talking about Chima...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Chima could win this?...Jeff doesn't think so because he sees himself there and her not being there with him, Jeff sees no one else next to him but Jordan 😊 Jordan lectures Jeff about smoking 2:56am The BY talk continues... Jeff says now he can't sleep...Jordan says she wants to lay back down, she's sleepy...Jeff kind of wants another cigarette...Jordan says "nooo, quit"...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says Jeff is going to smoke his life away...Jeff says he smokes more in the house than outside...Jordan says when they first got there, Jeff said he didn't smoke but he does smoke and when he gets out of there it will be hard (for him to stop)...Jeff says no it won't because he used to smoke like that before and he stopped...Jordan says he's been doing it for a 3 month period though...Jeff says it's only 5 cigarettes a day...Jordan says that's a lot...Jeff says some people smoke 2 packs, that's a lot!...Jordan says 5 cigarettes is a lot, 1 is okay but he still needs to quit...Jeff says Jordan is right, he shouldn't justify it...Jeff says for them to go lay down...Jordan says don't worry, she lectures her sister all the time...Jeff says gets up and says well, he needs a lecture, he tells Jordan to go lay down again...Jordan says "geez you're like Mr. Move it tonight" LOL ...they go inside... SS to BY to SS talk 3:02-3:25am Jeff and Jordan come back inside after being outside...they both go to the bathroom...Jordan leaves first and Jeff joins her shortly after...they settle into bed...Jordan says they're going to get woken up in 6 hours...silence, some random chit chat and then Jeff asks Jordan to move over a smidge...Jordan says her and Michele were talking about cancer, stuff like that freaks her out...Jeff says he knows, to not worry about it...Jordan says she might fall asleep...Jeff whines nooo. Jordan says Jeff has to talk then because she's sleepy...Jeff asks if she wants him to go to sleep?...Jordan says if he's going to talk then talk...Jeff asks what he should talk about?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff asks what they're going to do tomorrow?...Jordan says lay out...Jeff says it's the same fu**ing shit...Jordan says she talks more at night then the day...Jeff says him too...Jordan says in the day she's quieter, she just likes to lay out and sit by herself, it's her thinking time...Jeff says he doesn't even bother her...Jordan says it's her thinking time, time to just get away...Jeff says they do the same shit every day...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff says he misses cooking, making meals...Jordan asks what he's cooking her when he's off slop?...Jeff says mmm, whatever she wants...Jordan says she'll make him some baked ziti when he's off slop, a little thing of it...Jeff says ok...Jordan says it's good but has no meat...Jeff says they can put meat in it...Jordan isn't sure it'll be good...Jeff says it will, a tomato sauce with meat...Jordan wants to put chicken in it, it'll be better...Jeff says he'll make some good pasta when he's done being off slop, he says omg, if he goes on slop next week, he'll be so pissed, he got the extra day so he won't even get to eat, he'll be fired up. Jeff asks if Jordan cooks at home?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks how she learned to make baked ziti?...Jordan says watching her mom make it, she's never home when they have dinner, that's why she eats a lot of fast food, she's on the go...Jeff says it's so convenient...Jeff asks what Jordan's salon's name is?...Jordan says Planet 21...Jeff says yeah, that's right...Jordan says it's going to be so hard going back, getting in the groove of things having the whole summer off...Jeff knows...Jordan says to enjoy it while they can now...Jeff says he guesses, he knows there'll be a time when they wish they could be back in the house when they're all busy...Jeff says other people will say they would love to just lay around the pool all summer (like they did)...Jordan says it's fine but it's the stress that makes it more intense, if it was the real world it would be different, it's a lot of stress...Jeff agrees. They both yawn and then Jeff turns to cuddle Jordan, he sniffs her...Jordan asks if she stinks...Jeff sniffs again and says no, it smells like his shirt...some rubbing goes on and Jordan turns to spoon with Jeff...Jordan as usual, when they get too close, makes some random comment about her hair...something goes on and they giggle...the covers rustle...Jeff says something about wishing he could see the faces she makes, how do they look?...Jordan says funny...more rustling and whispering...Jeff asks "what are the odds of you scratching my back?"...Jordan says fine...Jeff says "you will?"...he asks if she's not too tired?...Jordan says she is but she will...Jeff pinches her saying wowo...Jordan ow's and Jeff says thank you, then he'll go to sleep, deal? Jordan starts scratching and says this is their ritual when Jeff's on slop...Jeff asks if she's doing it because he's on slop?...Jordan says no, she says her boobs are sore...Jeff realizes what she meant by ritual, that he comes in there and then goes to the HN room, he says he can't just go right in there...Jeff says he tosses and turns as it is, she knows, at least the last day he'll have it all to himself. Jeff asks about the ghost story Jordan told?...Jordan says she told him already, she goes over the two stories she told Jeff, she says Jeff can look it up on the computer, it was all over the news...they quiet down...Jeff asks what the date is? the 11th or 12th?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says it's weird they're only going home the end of next month...Jeff asks what does Jordan think happens after the final show? they do an interview and then go "see ya later", it's weird...Jordan says yeah because you live with these people especially the ones that make it further, it will be weirder...they talk about jury house a little...Jeff says he hopes to never find out about jury house 🙁 They talk about Dan a little...Jeff says he thinks about him everyday, what he told him was what he needed to hear...they talk about the day Dan came into the house to host the comp, how he gave a little pep talk to Jeff...Jeff says it was his worst day, he was ready to bust someone's jaw open and leave...Jordan says Jeff handled it well...Jeff felt bad he didn't shake his hand before he left...Jordan thought they would get a chance to say goodbye to him...Jeff says it was nice that Dan said something to him...Jordan says Dan was on the bottom too but he won a lot of HOH's, they talk about how many he won...Jeff says it's hard to win that many HOH's and not get voted out because you're always putting people up...Jordan says Dan was smart though...Jeff says he was...Jordan says that Jeff is smart too :) ...Jeff says that this house is different though, it's more about vengeance, people get too personal in there, he didn't see that in other seasons, other season had more fun. Jordan turns back saying she is done (scratching), she faces away from Jeff...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to bed?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he should...Jordan says ok...Jeff giggles...Jeff says "I can't" and exhales 😏😔..they are quiet and then Jeff sits up to put his clothes on, he puts his socks on saying his toe hurts...Jeff takes a sip of water and Jordan says Jeff carries that cup with him everywhere...Jeff leaves saying "good dreams Jordan"...Jordan says "alright goodnight" and Jeff leaves... Jeff feels unwanted 2:51-2:59pm Jordan finishes cleaning up in the kitchen and heads to the SS room where Jeff is laying down...she walks in and sits on the slide saying that there's a tarp outside...Jeff says maybe it means there's a guest coming?...Jordan says "you think?"...Jeff asks if it's open outside?...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff opens his arms wide wanting a hug from Jordan... LOL @ Russell sleeping in the corner bed...Jordan pauses, gets up and puts her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff says that's not a hug...Jordan patronizingly pats Jeff's arm...Jeff says "what's that?"...Jordan says "what? what's what?"...Jordan hugs Jeff's leg and says she saw Jeff's picture (?), she cleaned and swept the kitchen...Jeff won't let it go, he says "how come when I want a hug, you don't give me a hug"...Jordan makes an excuse, she says "I gave you a hug, I'm stinky though, I've been cleaning"...Jeff says to watch next time she hugs him, he'll stop her. Jeff grabs Jordan's head with his leg and headlocks her and then mercilessly tickles her...Jordan goes crazy...Jeff lets go and Jordan pretends to punch him...Jordan looks over at Russell and feels weird talking while he's there, she mentions the tarp again, she says it's hot out there, she's staying inside, she asks Jeff what it might be?...they talk about what the competition might be... Jordan starts taking her laundry out of her bag to put away...she's not happy about her shorts turning pink...Jordan asks Jeff if they look bad?...Jeff says who cares they have a little pink tint, she likes pink?...Jordan does but they're not supposed to be pink...they go back to talking about past competitions...Jordan says she's terrible at puzzles...Jeff says he gets them right away or just doesn't... Jeff still won't let it go, he says "I can't believe you didn't hug me, it's like a slap in my face"...Jordan says she's smelly, she was sweeping, she feels dirty...Jeff says "I feel not wanted"...Jordan says "Jeff! quit"...Jeff says quit what? wait until she wants one, he's tired of this...Jordan says tired of what?...Jeff wants his shirt back (the one she's wearing)...Jordan says no, she wants it...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan says it's not...Jeff says she's not having that shirt, she's outta her mind, he only brought 4 long sleeved shirts...Jordan says ok...Jeff says she also doesn't hug him when he wants, he doesn't feel the love ☹️ Jordan deflects by talking about Jessie and game...Jeff doesn't want to hear it, he tells Jordan to get Jessie's shirt...Jeff farts and says that's for her LOL Jordan tries again...Jeff waves his hands in the air and says it doesn't matter...Jordan complains about her hoody looking dull, it's her mom's, she's not going to like it...Jordan says she had lots of pants to bring but they were VS...Jeff says "pink?" and then sarcastically says he hasn't heard that story before 😅 Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff says yeah, that's right he's being a smart ass, he doesn't like her no more, she slapped him right in the face. Jordan says with what?...Jeff says he wanted a hug and she patted his leg...Jordan says she stinks, if it was him he'd do the same...Jeff says he hugged her yesterday all full of hair...Jordan says that was something they did together, she needs to go in the DR and talk about it... Jeff says they didn't ask him about it in the DR, it's not important compared to everything else going on in there, it isn't the Jeff and Jordan show that sucks anyway (wrong! lol)...Jeff asks what time it is?...Jordan says 3, they'll probably go on lockdown in an hour...Jordan asks Jeff AGAIN what he thinks about the tarp?...they discuss and wonder what it could be. Jeff gets pissed that Jordan had an attitude, not knowing what's going on...he says he's outta there, forget it...Jordan calls out Jeff!...Jeff says "you're on your own sister"...Jordan giggles saying Jeff! she follows him out of the room...Jeff holds the door shut when she tries to walk out, they make noise for Russell who wakes up...Jordan says sorry and walks out… Jordan says to Jeff that they woke him up...Jeff says "go make a new friend!"...Jordan pinches Jeff's butt :) ...Jeff says Jordan needs friends in the jury house when they're outta there...Jordan turns and uhhh's...Jeff holds his arms open again for a hug...Jordan goes to hug him but Jeff says "did you look at the camera first? get outta here"...Jordan says she did not...Jeff says they're officially done for one week like slop 😛 Jeff pushes Jordan away...Jordan laughs and says "Jeff, stop! give me a hug"...she tries to hug him but Jeff says no...Jeff sprays Jordan with his cologne saying it's his jam...Jordan rubs Jeff's head saying it's his candy stash and she walks away... As she walks away she says "I dusted in here, it was so gross"...Jeff who is putting on his shorts says "why didn't you fold my clothes?" LOL ...Jordan says "huh?"... HOH pic time - cute JeJo 3:10-3:40pm Jeff & Jordan goof around while taking pictures with Chima's HOH camera. Super cute moments @3:12 pm Jeff and Jordan flirt while trying to figure out how to pose "funny"...Jeff tries to create a suggestive pose with Jordan's head... @3:15-16pm Jeff "bites" Jordan's neck/ear to tickle her @3:17pm Jordan asks what they should do (to pose) and Jeff says they're making out and kisses her neck 😍 @3:18pm Jeff tickles her arm and tries once again to kiss her neck @3:23pm Jeff pulls Jordan's ponytail @3:26pm Jeff & Jordan playfight and then he pushes her on the sofa LOL @3:30pm Jeff and Jordan are laying down in the HN room with the others...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg when posing, Jordan pushes it away...Jeff says what?...the picture is taken then Jeff hugs Jordan...Jordan protests...Jeff says what?...Jordan locks her arm with his...Jeff points to Jordan saying no hugging tonight (Jeff is reminding her of his promise from less than an hour before lol) @3:35pm Jeff and Jordan are now up in the HOH room, they goof around while the others are deciding more poses...Jeff hugs Jordan sweetly (I guess the no hugs tonight promise ended real quick!) and Jordan gives Jeff a patting hug back...Jeff starts patting Jordan on the shoulder saying that she was patronizing him and he flicks her in the face LOL @3:39pm Jeff and Jordan are egged on by the others do to a fun pose, they make some suggestions...Jeff grabs Jordan's boob... ...and then Jordan grabs Jeff's junk 😃 They all crack up laughing and Jordan says omg, Jeff you're hard...Jeff says "I'm not hard"...Jordan says he feels hard...Jeff says "he's down" LOL they continue laughing and carrying on, they step away from the posing area and Jeff says to Jordan "wow, you were really grabbing the junk" Pre halfway party chat - Let's make bad decisions 5:43-5:49pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6TBAMIFyY4 Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are talking in the GR...Jordan says she kind of wants to change...Jeff asks "into what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says she looks nice 😊..Jordan says she always wears that dress...Jeff says it (the halfway party) is not going to be aired anyway...Jordan knows...Jeff says to save the dress she doesn't wear for another day... Jordan says that Michele is wearing her dress, it looks good on her...Jeff asks "you gonna drink?"...Jordan says "I don't know...depends"... Jeff says he doesn't think BB will give them a lot anyway, he doesn't care about the drinks, he just wants to eat...Jordan says when the music's playing he might want to drink...Jeff smiles saying for sure he's gonna drink, don't worry, he wouldn't pass it up...Jordan says that it used to take her a lot (to get drunk), now she has one drink and she gets tipsy, kind of tipsy...she can feel it in her blood 🤭 Jeff says "get all drunk and we'll make bad decisions later" Oh yeah! Jordan says "nooooo"...Jeff cracks up saying "what? I'm just kidding"... Jordan says "no you weren't" (you got that right sista)...Jordan repeats he wasn't...Jeff says "what? I didn't know what I was doing, I was so drunk, what happened?"...Jordan says " yeah right..would you uhh..."...Jeff answers quickly " YES! "... 😅 Jordan lays down next to Jeff asking if he's ever done that?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "made bad decisions?"...Jeff lies through his teeth saying "no"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "have you?"...Jeff says no and tsks...Jordan says he has, has he had a one night stand ever?...Jeff denies that too...Jordan says "yes you have! you're smiling"... Jeff says he said no...Jordan says "you're smiling when you say no, you're lying, don't lie to me"... Jordan is soooo pretty here 😍😍 Jeff says "don't lie to me"...Jordan says she hasn't...Jeff says she's a liar...Jordan says she's gotten drunk, maybe made some people think they were going to get it but then haha, gotta go!...Jeff says "you fu**ing...nevermind"...Jordan says "cocktease?"...Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan asks Jeff if she looks like she's lost any weight? and even before Jordan can finish answering Jeff says "yes...4 pounds" :) ...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says "you're not lying to me?"...Jeff says "Jordan you look good, I told you that from the beginning"...Jeff smiles at her reaction to this... ...swoon! 🥰😍🥰 ...and he says that Jordan doesn't take compliments very well, huh?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she asks him to compliment her, then when he does she blows it off, if someone gives you a compliment, take it, take it and run :) ...they then start talking game about Jessie and Russell, Jordan then gets called to the DR...Jordan says they'll talk (later)...Jeff says they can talk later under the sheets 😉 ... Jeff gets massaged by Jordan 7:28pm Feed return after the halfway party to JeJo hugging sideways...Jordan lets go and Jeff keeps his hand on Jordan's back briefly...Jeff is saying how full he is, their stomachs have shrunken...Jordan gives Jeff a mini shoulder/neck massage... Jeff says he's so stuffed after 2 pieces of pizza and a salad...Jordan leaves, going to the bathroom...Jeff says he can always eat pizza, he could eat one more slice right now, pizza's so good...Jeff then sings "Pizza is so good!" and the feeds cut out... After the halfway party GR chat 7:34-7:54pm Feeds switch to the GR...Jeff and Jordan are stuffed and feel lazy after the halfway party...Jeff says he ate a lot for being full after the first plate...Jordan says her too...Jeff says it's perfect, he's got tomorrow and the next day and then hopefully he eats on Friday...Jeff exhales and says "yeah, I'm done"...Jordan giggles. Jordan asks if she has makeup under here (her eyes)...Jeff looks at Jordan and says (mocking her lol) "does my hair look bad?"...Jordan says no and runs her hands through it...Jeff says no, that's what she says...Jordan says her breath smells good...Jeff says he just brushed his teeth...Jordan covers her mouth saying hers doesn't...Jeff ewws and Jordan laughs...Jeff says nah, it doesn't :) Jordan entwines her arm with Jeff's and says she always does that...Jeff says "yeah you do"... Jeff says she likes it, whatever makes her feel better...Jeff who has been adjusting his "package" with Jordan watching says "this makes me feel better right now" 😂 they laugh...Jeff says "yammahamma"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "I love pizza" 🍕...Jeff says if there's one thing to stuff yourself with it's pizza...Jordan says she's full from the cake...Jeff ate a little piece at the end too. Jordan puffs out her belly and then Jeff does it while making a puffing sound...they giggle, Jordan says not to compare, she's only 30lbs lighter than him...Jeff says she's not, it's 40lbs...Jeff starts puffing again and then Jordan does the same...Jeff looks at her… Jeff says "but you look good" 😍 ...Jordan extends hers to look like she's pregnant and says with a southern drawl, that she'd be on the front porch saying..."well Jeffrey, this is your 3rd baby" 😅 Jeff cracks up and says "yeah" 😉...Jordan pats Jeff's belly...Jeff says "uhh, don't get too rough"...Jordan says "fatten you up"...Jeff says he just did, that was a Pizza Hut buffet, it felt good...Jordan has been giggling...Jeff asks what she's giggling about? he knows she has something on her mind...Jordan says she's just thinking...Jeff wants her to tell him, he wants to giggle, go, what?...Jordan says nothing...FISH.... Feeds return again with JeJo talking about what they would buy each other if they win...Jeff says he'll buy Jordan an iPod regardless...Jordan asks what else?...Jeff says if he wins the big prize, he'll get her something nice...Jordan says ok, well a Louis Vuitton purse would be nice because she could never afford that...Jeff says ok...Jordan says "or a Gucci purse cuz it's the stuff I couldn't get in real life"...Jeff says alright...Jordan says a Dolce Gabbana, actually no...Jeff says "you don't need all that shit"...Jordan says it's stuff she can't get in real life, he'll have to take her ok...Jordan says he can pick her up, let her pick it out and then he'll just swipe it (credit card)...Jeff says "now you know what you're getting? nothing" LOL Jordan giggles. Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff says he said he'd get her something nice...Jordan says she's kidding, she doesn't want anything...Jeff says he will, he swears to God he will...Jordan asks why? because she's his only BFF?...Jeff says yeah, yeah for real...FISH...when they return Jordan is saying dang! this is real nice, she wants some diamond earrings then, she does need a new pair...Jeff says "don't get greedy"...Jordan giggles saying she's just thinking here, 500 thousand... Michele comes in being nosey and ruins the party GRRR ...she says 500 thousand what? sheep, cows, pigs (wtf Michele?)...Jeff says slices of pizza hoping Jordan won't tell Michele what they were talking about (IMO) and Jordan spills immediately saying "he said he'd buy me something nice"...of course Michele takes the chance to make herself look good in Jeff's eyes (🙄) by asking what Jordan will buy him if she wins?...Jeff says yeah, they didn't get that far cuz Jordan's selfish (bad Jeff!)...Jordan says LA Lakers tickets because they're too hard to get...Jeff is puzzled 😅...Jordan says wasn't it LA Lakers tickets? or was it the Bears?...Jeff says whatever, it's season tickets...Jordan says ok, that's what she'll do, get him season's tickets to whatever game he wants...Jeff smiles saying "that's cool"...Jordan puts up her pinky and says "deal"...they pinky promise...Michele fake smiles, giggles & drinks from that damn cup and I want to punch............................the wall !!!!! GRR Jeff says season's tickets for the Bears...FISH...they return with Jordan saying her dress does look good on Michele (honey UGHHHH stop blowing up her head )Jordan then announces she's gassy and she farts and laughs...they start singing and talking about Prince and FISH...now they're talking about Jeff's undies...Jordan pulls them up and Jeff says she's giving him a grundy...Jordan says she wishes people would have gotten up and danced (during the party)...Jeff can't believe they didn't play any Bob Marley, it's like a shot at him...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and plays with it...Jeff asks again why didn't they play it? Jeff holds out his arm to be scratched but Jordan doesn't...Jeff says he's reading into everything, he's paranoid...Jeff says there are subliminal messages in the songs to hate each other LOL...Michele rambles about herself & production... FISH...Jeff signals for scratching and Jordan does it for 2 seconds and then stops...they talk about the next comp, Jeff's not ready for another endurance...Jordan says she is...FISH... Jeff says he's so comfy, satisfied? is that the word?...Michele says satiated...Jeff says he's never heard of that but he likes it, he'll use it, he's so satiated...Jordan says she needs to poot, she does...Jeff covers his nose not wanting to smell it...Jordan says it was a hot one, it's going to be smelly but she doesn't smell it though...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell it, come on...Jordan asks if he smelled her fart would he throw up?...Jeff doesn't want to know...Jordan asks if he's smelled them?...Jeff says one time he did, he caught a fu**ing punch in the mouth 🤨 (the obsession of JeJo with farts & poots is insane lol ) Jordan asks if it grossed him out?...Jeff says "it's a fart, it's not like it's cherry pie" 😛 Jeff says "mmm, Jordan's fart"...Jordan suddenly says "dirty panties!" and Jeff gives her a look 🤨...Jordan cracks up and Jeff says "and wtf is wrong with you?"... Jordan says "man I'm bored"...Jeff says "we just had a party...this is the afterparty" LOL Michele says it's a lame afterparty...Jordan asks if they want to lay in their room?...Michele wants to...Jeff says he doesn't care, let's go, he wants to crack jokes...Jeff asks to be pulled off the bed...Jordan tries but needs Michele's help...they pull him off...Jeff starts nervous giggling that they would pull him right off...he gets up and they all leave... M/R/J/J explicit talk in the SS room 8-8:47pm Jeff & Jordan go lay down in the SS room. Michele & Russell are there as well. They have a long talk about various things...naturally the chatter turns to the human body, bodily functions, sex and generally goofy stuff. Jeff's face when Jordan asks if anyone has had butt sex is too priceless! 😃 Keeping Jeff company in the HN room 11:34-11:38pm Feeds return, lights are off in the HN room, Jordan laying down with Jeff...Michele is right there in the room with them ...Jeff and Jordan touch hands... Jordan wonders if she could sleep in the room with them...Michele says she could sleep in the middle (thanks Michele 🙄 )...Jordan wonders if she would be alllowed to bring her own blanket, she says she seriously would...Michele says she wants her to have a good sleep so she can be rested for tomorrow...Jordan says she could bring her own pillow...Jeff says BB won't let her sleep there, it's already jam packed with bozos...Jordan laughs...Michele aka Unfunny Franny says "who you calling a bozo?"...Jeff says "me and you"...Michele giggles...Jordan says that's so funny...Jeff wonders if he won HOH would he skip his extra day...Michele thinks so...Jeff thinks so too...Michele says HOH's are automatically Have's...Jordan says that should make Jeff strive to get it more... Michele fake yawns ...Michele mumbles something to which Jordan says she knows...Jeff says they have to watch it, they can be heard in the other room...Jeff reaches for his socks and kisses Jordan's shoulder...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he wasn't making a sweet move...Michele says "whatevers, I like to watch so it's all good" <----GRRR, you're NOT funny Michele!...Michele says she's just kidding, that was creepy...Jeff puts on his socks...Jordan laughs at her not being funny LOL Jordan says that it's funny that her and Jeff will be separated and she'll just want to be away from him but then when she's not around him, she thinks ahh, I want to aggravate Jeff...Jordan is holding onto Jeff's hand at this point...Jordan says it's a love/hate, isn't it?...(IMO Jeff never liked this description of "them" by Jordan, in NO way did Jeff hate Jordan )...Jeff half-heartedly says mmm, hmm...Jordan rubs Jeff's hand... Jordan says she likes Michele's robe...Jeff wants to win HOH so he can win the robe...Jordan says "you would wear that"...Jeff says "f**k yeah, I'd wear it to breakfast and stuff"...Jordan asks "like Hugh Hefner?"...Jeff says yeah, why not, he won, he'd try to steal it, keep it...Jordan blows farts on Jeff's hands...Jordan asks if Jeff would have lots of pictures?...Jeff doesn't know...Michele says he would have a lot of kid pictures, friend and family pictures...Jeff is sure there are some but he's not sure which ones...Jordan says she wants to see her family so bad...Jeff rolls over to hug Jordan and says him too...Jordan says she's dying, it would help her a lot...Chima lets them know she's going to turn on the light...they do the "clap on, clap off" and the lights turn on at the perfect time :) Keeping Jeff company in the HN room Part 2 11:38-11:55pm The lights have been turned on by Chima...Jordan looks at Jeff and instead of just complimenting Jeff straight up asks Michele if she likes Jeff scruffy? This would change... Michele says "beardwise?...oh you do have a little scruff"...Jeff says Michele can say she likes him better shaved...Michele says she likes Jeff any way he is, he's perfect ...Jordan aww's...Jeff says "oh, boy...this is the BS room"...Jordan rubs her foot on Jeff...Michele says she likes it when guys change it up...Jordan says "see"...Jeff says "maybe, I don't mind scruffy like a day or 2 or 3 but after that, I look like fu**ing Paul Bunyan"...Michele says she doesn't like it when they're gross...Jeff says he may keep it, maybe not, he'll see how he feels tomorrow, he's not completely opposed to it...Michele says he's not shaving until he wins HOH...Jeff says it will be huge...Michele says no...Jeff looks at Jordan and caresses her face… Jordan uh uh's...Jeff says "uh uh what?"...(no wonder poor Jeff was confused! he was just being sweet 😟..) Jordan says this is like an insane asylum...Jeff asks if she forgot what it was like in the HN room?...Jordan says she did forget...Michele says it's the coolest room, she loves to hang out in it Jordan asks what week they're on?...Michele says 6 weeks...Jordan can't believe it...Jeff says it's 7 weeks, they were there one week before they started...Jordan says "wow"...they figure out the weeks...Jordan says this is major, it's stressful... Feeds return to the lights being off again...Jordan is scratching Jeff's back and they are talking about what the upcoming HOH might be...Jordan is ready if it's endurance...Jeff kind of doesn't want it to be endurance again, he'll win but he doesn't feel like it...Jordan asks the endurance comps in the past...Michele explains a few...FISH...when the feeds return Jordan is still scratching Jeff's back and inexplicably Michele is now poised watching them...creep show!! I mean, seriously!? ugh Jordan stops scratching and Michele mumbles inaudibly...Jeff compares her back scratching to an endurance comp, she can't just drop when her hand gets tired, she would lose HOH...Jordan starts rubbing his head...Jeff mmm's saying he wants his back scratched but then says "scratch my head"....Jordan says to not smell her armpit...Jeff says he smelled it...Jordan asks if it stinks?...Jeff says it's funky and he's out...he rolls over but still puts his leg on Jordan LOL...feeds go to fish...

August 16 Jordan “likes likes” Jeff ;) 12:22am Jordan and Michele are up in the HOH talking about the beginning of the game...Jordan admits to actually liking Jeff (in "that" way) but quickly catches herself saying it’s just friendship...considering Jordan was so hesitant to admit her feelings for Jeff out loud to anyone in the house, this in Jordan speak, was akin to admitting she was falling in love with him LOL! Jordan says “I think I got lucky, I think the luckiest part I had was being picked last inside the house, being paired with Jeff, you, well, not Lydia but actually getting to know y’all because I think that’s what I think helped me get closer to Jeff cuz remember we’d do the late night talks and everybody would come in the room and then the whole fight that happened with Jeff, you know you get just vibes with people, I knew the type of person Jeff was, and I even like, I mean, I even kind of do like Jeff, like, like him like him 😉 BUT it’s more in a friendship, like you care about somebody and umm, you know, after that whole thing that happened with him and Russell, it just made me show, he is a good person, I saw how he was so different from everybody else and it just made me want to be like, he’s somebody I want to stick with this time”...Jordan then goes on to say when she met Jessie she didn’t like him at all...she continues discussing Jessie with Michele… Shiny legs, genetics & grey hair 1:56-3:05am The feeds switch to Jeff who is entering the HOH room...he even knocks before going in  :) ...he goes in, sees Michele laying on the far side of the bed and mumbles " are you're kidding me?" (LOL! I feel your pain Jeff!)...he hesitates with not seeing Jordan anywhere, literally hesitates but sits down on the near edge of the bed which makes Michele stir... Jeff says something about Jordan still being in the DR, holy f**k dude...Michele turns to face Jeff and just lays there...Jeff asks how you shut the light off?...Michele is groggy...Jeff gets up saying he wants to chill, he shuts the light off and sits on the bed, puts the headphones on, gets comfy and listens to music...a minute later Michele mumbles "you gonna wait for her to come back?"...Jeff doesn't hear and doesn't respond...Jeff takes off the headphones and says it's so relaxing up there, he loves it, it's about time, to many more, he asks if Michele is going to sleep? because he just wants to zone out, he doesn't want to be rude... The feeds go off the HOH room just after the 2am mark and return just after the 2:47am mark...Jordan is fiddling in the mini fridge, she goes in the bathroom, comes back out, puts her mic on and then says "what's up?" to Jeff...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says Jeff loves that CD...Jeff loves it...Jordan says "isn't it good? it's the greatest hits"...Michele notices Jordan has on her new "hey" PJ's...Jordan says they're a bit tight but she'll stretch them out...Jordan turns around and Michele says they make her booty look cute...Jeff giggles...Jordan says Jeff's going to call them booty shorts... Jordan asks if Jeff's leaving now?...Jeff says he's going to leave soon...Jordan says "why!? I just got out"...Jeff says he said soon...Jordan says Michele is going to have to try her SP shampoo, she'll love it, it smells so good...(so will someone else lol ) Jordan sits down where Jeff was and Jeff sits on the end of the bed...Jordan says this is cool, don't they love it?...Jeff says hmm, so cozy...Jordan says she's hot, Jeff says he's good, perfect... Jordan says "Jeffro? you wanna lay down?"...Jeff says "no, no, no, I'm going to bed soon, I was just zoning out"...Jordan stretches out her new white blanket on top of her and says "omg, this is from home"...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg saying "your legs are so shiny"...Jordan says she put baby oil on them, for Jeff to feel... Jeff feels and says he just saw, Jesus...Michele feels too...they chit chat about some random stuff...Jordan wants her period to start already...they talk about the chess board being gone, how Lydia is in her superhero costume, when she gets mad she screams...Jeff starts to snark on Lydia but stops himself...Jordan says they shouldn't talk...Jeff says Jordan must be talked out...Jordan feels better, she got it out...Jeff says it was the longest DR ever, she was in there for 2 hours...Jordan likes the DR person tonight, he's cool...Jeff does too... Jordan says it's Jeff's chance to get his slippers next, she asks Jeff what his pics would look like?...Jeff has no idea...Jordan wonders who would write his letter?...Jeff says both (parents) but his Ma...Jordan says "from your Ma?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she loves how Jeff says "Ma" instead of Mom...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "your Ma, love it!"...Jordan then talks about her mom saying she sometimes calls her Momma or when she's mad she'll says Mom!...Jeff says "Momma", he giggles saying he'd never say that...Jordan says she just says "Dad"...Jeff says "me too"...Jeff yawns loudly and says maybe his brother and SIL will write something on there, that would be nice but it's mostly his Ma. Jordan asks Jeff what his family looks like?...Jordan says wait, did Jeff picture Tim how he actually is?...Jeff says no, longer hair...Jordan asks about her family, were they like he pictured?...Jeff says Jordan's Ma was different...Michele thought she'd be blond...Jeff says it was close, Jordan described her pretty good but he pictured her face different, he pictured her with big, brown eyes...Michele says she knew she smiles like Jordan...Jeff says "yeah you guys have the same smile"...Jordan says they have the same teeth, big teeth...Jeff says his Ma has dark hair and dark eyes, his dad is bald with blue eyes... Jordan asks how long has he been bald?...Jeff says "for...I think a long, long time" LOL Jordan says "you think you'll go bald early?"...Jeff says "I'm 31"...Jordan says well her sister's boyfriend is 28 and he's starting to lose his hair...Jeff says "nah, I think I'm good"...Jeff thinks he'll be grey though...Jordan asks how old does he think he'll be by the time it's completely grey? 40?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's not up to him...Jordan asks if he'd ever color it?...Jeff says "probably not"... Jordan says some guys that get it done in the salon look good, other guys not...Jeff says people will make fun of him for having grey hair, then they make fun because he dyes it so...Michele says no one is ever happy...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan asks if people do make fun of him?...Jeff says make fun of what? they'll say nice grey hair and he'll say nice face...they laugh... Jordan asks if Jeff's dad had grey hair and then lost it? (Jordan won't stop with the questions...I think she's picturing a life with Jeff and what to look forward to through the years haha not really but it's fun thinking that knowing how things turned out) Jeff says no, his mom went grey young...Jordan asks if his brother has grey hair?...Jeff says his oldest brother is going bald, he's on his way, his middle brother is alright...Jordan asks "he's not grey?"...Jeff says no, he's only got a little, he's getting there...Jordan says that means Jeff is going to be completely grey by the time he's 45 (thank you grey expert Jordan lol, she’s kinda right 😉 )...Jeff says probably...Jordan says "omg, you won't even look the same grey"...Jeff says he doesn't know if he will, he doesn't know what to tell Jordan LOL Jordan giggles and compares her Aunt Carolyn to Jeff not quite sure what she's talking about LOL but she's basically saying if she saw Jeff with grey hair, not brown hair, he wouldn't look like "Jeff"...Jeff says if it was super white, yeah, he doesn't think it's going white like Steve Martin ...they laugh...Jordan says "my mom loves grey hair, she thinks it's sexy, she told her boyfriend to uhh"...FISH...they return with Jeff laying down on the bed, they're talking about the CD...Jeff is surprised how many songs he knew, it reminds him of his buddy's garage, it freaks him out...more CD talk and more FISH When feeds return Jordan is sitting up and grabbing Jeff's foot/leg, she stretches it out towards her and starts rubbing his foot...they're talking about concerts...Jeff talks about the Hollywood bowl being cool, it's an outdoor concert, he saw a reggae band there...Jordan says "you like reggae music don't you?"...Jeff says yeah, all Bob Marley's sons were there...Jordan asks what other song besides Murder does he sing?...Jeff says which one? Damien Marley? he's got that one and two other ones, Ziggy Marley is the most like his dad, he covers his dad's stuff, he's softer, the other ones are more hardcore. They talk about their messed up sleep schedule in there...Jeff says he feels good that he took a shower...Jordan mistakenly thought he took it upstairs...Jeff says no, downstairs, it was quiet down there...Jordan wishes she had gotten the Journey CD as well...Jeff says it's a good one...Jordan says at home when she's getting ready to go out she plays the Journey DVD...Jordan says it's weird, her legs aren't spiky like a man...Jeff says he knows, it's so classy up there...Jordan says you gotta do it big...Jeff says he's got to back to the roaches and rats, he gotsa to keep it real...Jeff says he likes the blue fish tank like that...Jeff sings and feeds switch... Jordan likes what she sees 2:18-2:27pm Jeff lifts weights in the BY and Jordan has the perfect view from the hammock, she can't take her eyes off of Jeff and occasionally smiles to herself...she just can't help it. Her smile says it all. Jordan says Jeff is skinny...Jeff agrees and says he's losing muscle too, he noticed it today, he's lost 10lbs...Jordan says that he needs to eat potatoes and candy and chocolate...Jeff says no, he actually doesn't mind being skinnier, it's healthy to be skinnier but he needs to get back to working out...Jeff does a set and then stops to get a breather...Jordan just looks... She catches herself smiling and tries to wipe her eyes to hide it...cute! Jeff wakes Jordan up from her HOH nap 5:46-5:48pm Jordan is napping in the HOH. Jeff goes to wake her to tell her dinner is ready. Jeff is already lamenting the fact that he can't find alone time with her... Jeff walks in and says "Johhrdan"...Jordan hmm's...Jeff says "are you hungry?"...Jeff sits down and says "you know it's 6 o'clock?"...Jordan sleepily says "it is?...wow"...Jeff says "you took a super nap"...Jordan knows...Jeff asks "you want to keep it napping?"...Jeff says he made fajitas on the grill, they're awesome, they're hot so if she wants to eat it now, if not she can go back to sleep and it will be cold...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what? it's 6 and then you're going to be up til 6 in the morning"...Jordan props herself up...Jeff says "you slept for like 3 hours, you love it up here"...Jordan is still groggy...Jeff pats her hip...Jordan says she just likes the bed...Jeff says "you like being solo?"...Jordan says "no, I like it when you're up here"...Jeff says "dude, someone will be up here in 2 minutes"...Jordan says she knows... Jeff says "I haven't spent 10 minutes alone with you for 2 weeks...f**k"... 🙁 Jordan says "well, come up here"...Jeff says he tries but then everyone is up here and then he's "outie"...Jordan says Jeff hasn't tried...Jeff says "whaddya mean? I try, I was up here...you've been up here for 8 hours relax"...Jordan says "well stay up here"...Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand and they gently touch hands for a little bit... Jeff says he's going to eat right now, it looks good, if she saw it she'd get up...Jordan says she's doesn't want to, she ate a pita...Jeff says "alright, I'm gonna go eat, I'll be back up later"...Jeff leaves... They're cute. That is all. ♥ Chaosserole explanation 23 6:22-6:34pm Jordan and Jeff banter about the chaoserolle food comp yet again! This time outside on the BY couches, it's pretty funny... Jeff, Jordan and Kevin are outside chatting on the couches...they're talking about ice cream when Jordan says what if they had a competition with ice cream so they could dive into it and could eat it...Kevin says yeah, none of this nasty stuff...Jeff says they'd freeze and get brain freezes LOL... Kevin says another one could be a cotton candy challenge...Jeff says that would get sticky as hell, it would never get out, they'd be finished...Kevin says the chaosserole comp was fun...Jeff says Kevin was the best at it...Kevin says Jeff was good...Jeff sarcastically says "I was a good partner" 😋 Jordan says "you were awful" just as Jeff is already cracking up...Jordan says "you completely tuned me out"...Kevin says he only saw the one time Jordan was yelling Jeff!! and he saw her walk over to him... Jeff tells his side of the story...he found the one that was chocolate (and banana) so he told her to find the match and Jordan went to the one that was all red LOL...Kevin cracks up...Jeff then said "find the match!" and Jordan said "I am!" and Jeff said "I'm out! I'm going solo!"...Jeff laughs...Jordan tells her side of the story...she was trying to have Jeff find the chocolate one...Jeff says "we weren't on the same page"...Jordan agrees and says that since she got banana, Jeff could get chocolate and she was trying all the other ones so everybody else would know (huh?? lol) and then at one point she said "Jeff!? this is fish!" and Jeff ignored her and she said "HELLOOO!?!"...Jeff laughs and says "oh my God"...Jordan says Jeff kept ignoring her... Jeff says what's funny is he totally did, he's such an asshole, he didn't even know until after the competition and Jordan said to him really pissed "you ignored me!" and he thought "I did kinda" and he felt bad and she was mad...Jordan says Jeff said he was sorry...they laugh...Jeff says he didn't have time to explain that she ate a brown one, don't look for red, look for brown, no time for that explanation, everyone was yelling and shit...Jordan goes inside...Jeff looks pensive and then softly says "f**kin' Jordan...she kills me" 🥰😅 Jordan comes back with 2 pints of ice cream, Jeff says the fudge one might be too much chocolate, he doesn't like too much...they compare calories...Jordan says the other one is yellow cake batter...J&J share some, the minute they start eating the yellow cake batter ice cream they start bickering about it (big surprise! lol)...Jeff says it does taste like yellow cake...Jordan says "birthday cake?"...Jeff says yellow cake, it says right on there but it tastes like birthday cake...Jordan pretends she doesn't see the "yellow" that one minute before she read out loud haha! and says "cake batter, cake batter, ok?"...Jeff giggles to himself, Jordan giggles and Jeff says it tastes like cake batter, what a surprise, it's called cake batter 😊 Jordan brings up the comp AGAIN!!! LOL...she says she was laying in the bed and laughing to herself at how Jeff completely tuned her out...Jordan says she couldn't concentrate, Lydia was making her nervous yelling at everyone...Jeff says he just wanted to get it done...Kevin says he tuned everyone out...they say Kevin was good...Jeff says everyone was yelling at him asking what it tasted like and he didn't even know...Jordan says "all I kept tasting was salty and fish"...they both crack up! Jeff says "Jeff, this one's fish...Jordan I'm done!" ...Jeff says to Jordan "you always talk about this"...Jordan says she tried to tell Chima one was fishy and then Chima asked her which one and said that it wasn't fishy...Jordan says yes it was...Kevin avoided using the fork that touched all the foods...JeJo keep eating the ice cream...Jeff likes it less chocolatey...Jordan says "omg, it does taste like birthday cake"...Jeff says he's done... Jordan says she has to quit eating...Jeff says it's good though but he wants his with a Heath bar in there...Jeff and Kevin talk about frozen yogurt for a bit...Jordan asks why everyone in California drinks coffee? is it just cool to have Starbucks?...Jeff likes Dunkin Donuts better, it's good and cheaper, not 16 bucks for a double espresso...Jordan asks if Jeff goes on his rampage? LOL...Jeff says no, he rampages when you go to Starbucks and they expect a tip because they got him a cup of coffee? and if you don't they give you a dirty look...Jordan says they only make wage, they need tips...Jeff says bullshit, everyone's got a tip jar now...Jordan giggles...they talk a little about tipping rules...Michele joins them with a fake yawn ... Talk turns...Jeff points out Jordan's legs...Jordan thinks that Jeff means they are ashy...Jeff says no they're good, usually he can write on them LOL...Jordan says she took a bath at 2 in the morning last night, she was in the DR for 2 hours...Michele says she hasn't slept for 2 days...Jeff leaves... Jordan & her period 7-7:05pm Jeff, Jordan, Russell and Kevin are sitting outside on the couches, they are bored and generally quiet...Russell goes inside...Jeff smiles at Jordan and asks her what's up? what is she smiling at?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says she has something on her mind...Kevin agrees and says it's when she smiles a certain way... Jordan says "so, what do you wanna talk about?"...silence...Jordan says none of them have anything to say, it's always so quiet...Jeff says "you think we're going to get a beer tonight?"...they don't know...Jordan says she can he can have one of her margaritas, that's just crying for a stomach ache...Kevin thought they were wine coolers...Jordan asks Jeff if it will give him a stomach ache?...Jeff says no, there's barely any alcohol in there. Jordan says "I feel like I'm uhhh"...Jeff says "about to start your period?"...Jordan says "umm, yeah...I feel it in my stomach"...Jeff asks "what's it like? a big poop on deck?" LOL Jordan says "no, it makes you feel like you want to poop when you're on your period"...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says "omg, yeah, it's the worst and you get the runs too"...Jeff giggles...Jordan giggles...Jeff laughs. Jordan says you get hot easily, you sweat, you get irritated really easy, you complain, at least she does...Jeff says "so is everybody in this house on their period all the time?" 🤣 Jordan says "let's see what else" and says she gets hot, sweaty and flustered, it makes her sick to her stomach, she always feels like she's going to be sick to her stomach....normally she can't wear tampons the first day of her period because it hurts, it makes your cramps worse...Jeff says "let's talk about something else" while Jordan is saying that aren't they glad they aren't girls and that Kevin is like ewwww. Jordan says how unmotivated she is to work out, she just wants to go lay down...Jeff says he was going to go listen to some jammoni's...Jordan says yeah, let's go lay down...Jeff says to call him when there's beers and they leave... JeJo bathroom time 7:46-7:57pm Jordan is taking a bath..Jeff enters the HOH room and realizes Jordan is in the bathroom, he says "oh shit", he calls out "Jordo!"...Jordan says "hey, you can come in here...I'm in my bathing suit"...Jeff says "are you taking a bath?"...Jordan says "you can come in here, I'm in a bathing suit"...Jeff walks in and pretends to unbuckle his belt/unzip his pants like he's going to get in, Jordan laughs, Jeff laughs...Jordan says "Jefff!"...Jeff says he's going to get the shaving cream to do his neck, he leaves. Jordan continues soaping up...Jeff comes back...Jordan blows a big bubble...Jeff asks her if she takes a bath with her bathing suit on?...Jordan says she can't get naked...Jeff says he knows. Jordan says everyone in America would see her naked as a blue jay...Jeff hands her the shaving cream thinking she uses it to shave...Jordan says she uses conditioner to shave, it makes her leg softer...Michele walks in without knocking as usual and fake yawns 🙄 Jordan asks why Jeff is putting shaving cream on his neck?...Jeff says it's to shave his neck...Michele asks if she can take a nap up there?...Jordan says no LOL...Jeff explains what she asked...Jordan says she thought she asked if she cared she was taking a nap up there...they talk about napping and the feeds cut out briefly. Jeff is shaving his neck, Michele keeps mumbling and Jordan tells her she can't hear a word she's saying, to tell her later...Michele keeps talking and no one cares. LOL Jordan laughs saying she can't hear her...Jeff says me neither. Jordan starts singing "Welcome to the good life"...Jeff asks if she is singing that because he just was or was he singing it because she was?...Jordan laughs and says he was singing because she was. Jordan starts shaving and giggling to herself...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing, just thinking of funny stuff"...Jordan says she wants to get called to the DR...Jordan shifts position to shave saying she's too full to sit like that...Jordan keeps singing...Jeff says Jordan is obsessed with "that" (not sure what that is)...Jordan says she takes baths every night...Jeff asks if she shaves her legs every night?...Jordan says yes, Jeff is surprised to hear that... Jeff finishes up and asks Jordan if the back of his hair is straight?...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "did you look?"...Jordan says "I did" and she laughs...Jeff asks if she has lotion up there?...Jordan points to the scented one and Aveeno...Jordan dunks her head in the water and washes her hair...Jeff looks at her and harrumphs...Jeff is done and leaves saying "see you later"... Jeff vents to Russell about Michele always being with Jordan 8:45-8:51pm You can tell Jeff has been getting really aggravated, he already admitted to Jordan when he tried to wake her up to eat that he never gets to be with her... Russell comes outside, Jeff is sitting smoking on the fridge...Russell says it's weird,  there's less and less to talk about...Jeff says no shit, there's nothing to talk about, it's easy this week, everyone is civil for the most part...Russell says yeah, it should be easy for the next two weeks...Jeff says "if we win"...they agree that one of them will go if they don't win (right!)...Russell says if it's between the two of them for HOH, Jeff has it...Jeff says he'll take it...Jeff says he could use a letter from home (aww)...Russell says "just don't bend me over"...Jeff says he won't (oops!)...Jeff & Russell decide to play pool...Russell puts some clothes in the dryer and they complain about how the others are doing laundry... Russell thanks Jeff for the fajitas, they were good...Jeff says he loves the BBQ...Russell feels like it's 12 already, is it just him?...Jeff says he was almost going to take a nap just now but thought what's the point?...Jeff complains about Michele moving in upstairs, he says "I just want to fu**ing lay down up there, man, Michele fu**ing moved in...f**k"... Russell giggles and says "she camping out up there?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Russell asks Jeff if he's had any alone time with her at least?...Jeff says "not even 10 minutes in the last fu**ing week"...Russell says if he's ever up there just say "Russ, bounce"...Jeff says "nah, I just wanna lay down, Michele move your shit...I just want to relax finally"...Russell says Jeff and Jordan haven't been able to kick it, they haven't had any alone time have they?...Jeff says no, he doesn't need alone time...Russell says you just want to kick it and relax... Jeff says that they've been kicking it since they got there...Russell says he's surprised him & Jordan haven't run out of things to talk about...Jeff says they don't talk about anything, they talk about their toenails LOL Jeff then says "I can just talk to her like my buddy" 😊 Whitestrips help 9:17-9:27pm Russell joins Jordan and Michele up in the HOH room...Jordan is in the bathroom, Michele is on the bed (where else?🙄 )...Russell is trying to get Jeff to have some time with Jordan so he tries talking up Michele a little...Jeff walks in and says "the gang's all here, where's Jordan?"...Michele says they have cards, they can play cards...Russell says he'll play...Jeff who is clearly pissed with the Michele situation says "I'm not in the mood, you play"... Jeff joins Jordan saying "what are you doing Jordo?" :)...Jordan says whitestrips...Jordan says "are you gonna stay up here?"...Jeff says "what, us 3?"...Jordan says something inaudible to which Jeff says yeah, for sure...Jordan says she is cramping...Jeff asks if it's her period?...Jordan says it's coming soon, she doesn't know when. Jordan is sitting on the edge of the bathtub reading the instructions on her box of Whitestrips, Jeff is snacking and watching her...Jordan seems unsure and Jeff says "you don't know how to use that?"...Jordan says "you do?"...Jeff says "mmm, hmm...here, you gotta get ready"...Jeff takes the whitestrip and shows Jordan that it's all sticky on the back side, you have to dry the front of your teeth, just put it on and fold it under... Jordan understands saying mmm, hmm...Jeff giggles...Jeff says "this is the top one"...Jordan says "no that's lower"...Jeff says "no this is top"...Jordan says "no it's says this one is lower", she shows him the instructions...Jordan says the fatter one is upper...Jeff makes the cutest face and says "ohh! I always do reverse!" ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "no wonder my gums always burn on the bottom...huh? that's crazy...maybe I should read the instructions..." Jordan quickly says "smell my hair"...Jordan says she put too much Phomollient in it but doesn't it smell good?...Jeff smells and says "yeah"... Jeff says that's all, just put it on...Jordan says "hang on, hold it"...Jeff shows her how to rip it off, she wants to do bottom first, she starts putting it on and says "I hope my teeth don't tingle tomorrow"...Jeff says they are, they fu**ing hurt but these aren't the worst, the 7 days ones are...Jordan doesn't do it quite right so Jeff shows her how and tells her to look in the mirror...Jordan gets up to look and finishes placing that one in and then Jeff hands her the top one and she does the same. Jeff asks "how long you leave it on for?" and he goes to read the instructions.  Jordan says "30 minutes"...Jeff heads into the bedroom… Jeff tells Jordan about the LML 10:04-10:38pm Jeff & Jordan are getting tired of Russell but especially Michele always cutting into their alone time...Jordan pretends she is getting sleepy and Jeff plays solitaire with the headphones on...Russell finally takes the hint and gets Michele to go downstairs to make cookies with him. As soon as they're gone, Jordan perks up and immediately taps Jeff on the back to talk to him...Jeff says "Jesus man, I can't get 3 minutes up here"...Jordan then tells Jeff that Michele isn't going to sleep up there tonight so he can sleep up there...Jeff says "for sure?"...Jordan says yeah, Jeff can sleep up there with her because she gets scared (wrong Jordan! ugh) Jordan wants to hear about what Jeff wants to tell her but she first tells Jeff that Russell was implying to Michele that Jeff and Jordan want alone time to do "stuff" up in the HOH and if that is the case, they can do it in the jury house...Jeff doesn't like the sound of that! he says "he said that? because if he did, good, he's gone"😳 Jeff tells Jordan about the last minute lie that Kevin and Natalie concocted...because Jeff & Jordan had been discussing their suspicions regarding Russell & Michele aligning a few hours before, it makes perfect sense for Jeff to believe the lie, he buys it hook, line & sinker, this was the beginning of the end of the fake J/J/M/R alliance. Jeff & Jordan talk game, they go over multiple scenarios and then Jordan tells Jeff again that Michele isn't sleeping up there tonight because Michele told her that it's just Jeff and Russell in the SS room...Jordan asked her "so?"...Michele told her she never gets a chance to talk to Jeff because of Russell and Jeff always acts like he never wants to talk, they need to talk tonight...Jeff says "we'll talk but she better leave"  (I think that Michele thought Jeff would sleep downstairs in the SS room with her and Russell and when he didn't she scurried back up there 😣 )...Jeff then tells Jordan that he was complaining to Russell while playing pool that he spent the whole game, every day with Jordan and now he can't get a minute with her... Jordan repeats what Russell said about Jeff and Jordan doing whatever they're doing in the HOH room in the jury house...Jeff says "yeah, you can fu**ing do that with Jessie in the jury house, you fu**ing backstabbing fu**er"...Jordan says that Russell thinks they're stupid, he thinks she's real stupid...Jeff says Russell's a fu**ing idiot because he plays every side, how many teams has he been on?...Jordan thinks Russell and Natalie have something... Jeff agrees, Russell has that, Michele, thinks he has Jeff in the final 4...Jordan is worried about messing up...they talk more game 🙄 FISH and then they keep talking game and the LML lie, should they talk to Michele about it? Russell is an asshole yadda, yadda, yadda LOL Jeff decides he's going to go downstairs but Michele comes up to the HOH, they get a chance to talk and Jordan brings up the LML saying Jeff overheard it... Jeff asks Michele about it and Michele doesn't remember...that's because it never happened! LOL Michele starts the Russell bashfest and puts more doubt in Jeff & Jordan's mind...

August 8 JJ snuggle & kiss in the SS room Part 2 12:14-12:39am Jeff comes back from the bathroom, takes off his hoody & lays back down with Jordan. They lay closer this time...Jordan says Jeff better dress warm for the HN room...Jeff says he'll wear a hoody...Jordan says it gets really cold in there...Jordan whispers she never thought that Lydia & Jessie would hook up, did he? Jeff didn't. They whisper inaudibly...Jordan snuggles closer to Jeff...Jeff turns his head to face Jordan, Jordan puts her head down saying she was almost asleep when she got called to the DR...Jeff asks if she wants him to let her sleep?...Jordan says no, he's fine. Jordan giggles and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says Jeff has to sleep in the HN room with crazy...Jeff says he totally forgot about that, he's going to wake up to monkeys choking me out 🙊 Jordan snuggles into Jeff again and says imagine if final 5 was them & Casey, Laura & Braden, it would be so fun...Jeff says it would be a blast...Jordan says she can tell Jeff gets a lot more irritated...Jeff says he doesn't mean to be, there's no one else for him, you say something in there and everyone has an opinion...Jeff mumbles again about Michele, he will use her as much as he can but the first chance he gets, she gawn... At this point Russell opens the door to the room to peek in to see where Jeff & Jordan are, Jeff says he was creeped out a bit because he thought it was Michele, he was going to call 911 LOL Russell leaves...Jordan says she doesn't want to get up because she'll eat but she's been craving oatmeal...Jeff says ugh, the slop is so chunky, chunky monkey...Jordan says it tastes like oatmeal...Jeff then turns toward Jordan and cuddles up against her... Jordan says if you put cinnamon in it it isn't bad, Jeff says after a few days he'll get sick of it but he's going to try to stay positive. Jordan gets visibly nervous about Jeff being so close to her, she is uber aware of the camera right above their heads...she tugs at her shirt and changes the subject saying that she hasn't noticed any change in her body/weight since working out...Jeff says she needs to do it for a week or two...Jordan says she's been doing it for 4 days...Jeff says that's good, keep it up, she's doing good and it will change. Jordan giggles about how on edge Jeff is about Michele thinking it was her at the door, she is coming to get him, they banter a little about that...Jordan to torture Jeff some more since he's on slop, lol, starts talking food again, about pasta & a restaurant near her that is like an Olive Garden...Jeff says there are a million Italian restaurants in Chicago...Jordan says there's a place near her mom's house that has the best food, it's a low key restaurant...Jeff says those are the best...Jordan says they have the best salads...Jeff says he likes Olive Garden salads, he doesn't eat there that much but he used to like it. Jordan says Michele will apologize to Jeff tomorrow...Jeff says he knows she will but she will get hers bitch...Jordan says Jeff!...they talk about Michele again and Jeff says for Jordan to be weary of what she says to her. Jordan rubs it in some more that she is happy she's going to watch the movie they won in the luxury comp. Jeff says she is so lucky...Jordan says she knew she was going to win when she saw who her team was...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says she said Jeff was like Zach Morris remember? Jeff says he remembers. Jordan asks Jeff what his strategy was? Jordan turns to face Jeff...Jeff says they wanted bendy stuff but they didn't see the stuffed animals... They talk about who Chima will put up if Russell wins POV, they agree it will be one of them...Jeff says they can worry about it tomorrow...Jordan says they're going to be so bored...Jeff says "dude, half the time, no 90% of the time when I just talk to you, fu**ing Michele is 3 steps behind you"...they whisper more about Michele while getting physically closer...Jordan then shifts and props herself up on her elbows...it's very hard to hear what exactly they're saying because they are mumbling but it's all game...Jordan keeps looking around 🤷 😅 Jordan then lays back down and Jeff snuggles into her neck saying that Jordan is the only one he can trust...Jordan says they have trusted each other since day one, did Jeff think that from the beginning?...Jeff says no...Jordan says "really? didn't he think she would be a person he could trust?"...Jeff says he wasn't even playing the game the first couple of days...Jordan asks if he didn't think that at all in his first impression of her...Jeff says no, he didn't know what to think...Jordan says you can get vibes on people, she didn't think she'd be close with Casey...Jeff says Jordan's vibe on Jeff was that he was a goober (he never forgot this! LOL) Jeff says he knew he'd be close with Casey because he was making him laugh, he was a goofball. Jordan says she knew she wouldn't be close to Jessie, she thought Lydia would be loyal, she thought Natalie looked deceiving, she could tell she was like that because she asked too many questions like when Dan came...Jeff says he liked Dan...Jordan did too, he's cool...Jeff says he thinks about him a lot...Jordan asks why?...Jeff pauses and does something under the covers that causes Jordan to squeal, she turns her head to Jeff, Jeff reaches in the dark for her lips and kisses her. Jeff says Dan told him to hang in there and he did and he was right, he just thinks about it sometimes, he could tell just by the way he looked at him...Jordan says "you think we'll make it far or no?"...Jeff says yeah, he thinks so...Jordan says if plans? (go well)...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says they'll be alright, they should be, he just kind of feels bad that his plans, his decisions are going to affect her...Jordan says they will...Jeff says he hopes he makes the right decisions...Jordan doesn't realize he is talking about the wizard power and says that Jeff listens to her, her opinions...Jeff says if he makes a decision, Jordan will pay the same price as him...Jordan says "probably"...Jeff says "are you cool with that?"...Jordan says "well yeah what are you saying?"...Jeff says he isn't saying anything, just that from this point on, it's do or die... Jordan says that whenever there's a pair, they always follow one after the other that's why she doesn't want to be seen as a pair...Jeff says there are 3 pairs in this house...Jeff cuddles closer to Jordan again and something goes on under the covers...Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles, he snuggles into her neck again, he forgot what they were talking about....he almost forgot where he was for a second 🥰 Jordan turns towards Jeff and keeps whispering game...Jeff gets even closer to Jordan, surrounds her with his arm and more whispering...Jeff says he won't say anything to Michele...Jordan scratches her head and then says something about making slop...Jeff says "work with me"... Jeff says he weighed himself when he went to talk to Chima...he weighs 183 and before he was almost 200, when he came in the house he was 190 or so, if he gets in the 170's it will be fu**ing crazy...Jordan wonders why they all lose weight so easy and she doesn't...Jeff says he watches what he eats...sometimes he eats everything...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says because it's good and she's around and eating things...Jeff whispers "pizza"...Jordan says that sounds so good right now...Jeff feels like pasta...Jordan says they were talking about it earlier...Jeff says they were? it came from somewhere, who else would it come from, Jordan is the best. Jeff starts rapping on the headboard and Jordan starts humming, lol 😉😉 then Jordan turns to Jeff and lifts the cover over them more saying she would piss her pants if they were final 2...Jeff says that is the goal, they're trying to get there...Jordan says look at Drew, he was nice and he got there...they snuggle and kiss 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Jordan gets uncomfortable with her mic on, saying she can't stand hearing people kiss, you know the mic is going to pick up on that and then the camera is coming right down to zoom in on them... Snuggle & Kiss Part 3 12:39-12:54am J&J finish kissing and Jordan finishes being all nervous about it, lol, Jeff says they look all green in the night vision cam and their eyes are black...Jordan says "all of them?"...Jeff says "all your eyes? yeah, just one of them" :) Jeff says you hear people walking around and he's not sure if it's in there or outside of there, Jordan says it's around there (haha, still nervous) Jeff brings up Michele again saying she went upstairs to hide because she knew he was going to say something to her but whatever, he knows the f**k you was for him but she will deny it. Jordan says she loves working out and then getting in the hot tub...Jeff says he sees that...Jordan says "I know, isn't it funny?"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says she was telling the others earlier that she better hurry up and do it because when Jeff gets out there, he will get kind of mad...Jeff says it's because he's looking out for her and she sometimes makes dumb decisions...Jordan asks "looking out for me how?"...Jeff says he's over it, her being in her underwear in the hot tub...Jordan says "no wait, looking out for me how?"... Jeff says "because you just do things like...I don't know, nevermind"...Jordan asks "what do you mean?"...Jeff says he's not trying to get mad or jealous or anything, he's just trying to look out for her, don't do some shit...Jordan says "wait, but it's just us in here"...Jeff says "there's 8 billion cameras, what are you talking about it's just us in here, what are you talking about?...I'm talking about in the hot tub, it doesn't matter, you did it a hundred times so it's not really a big deal...if you did it like once, I'd be what are you doing? but you do it every day"...Jordan, as she pulls the cover over their heads, says "it doesn't matter it looks like a swimsuit"...Jeff says it doesn't matter, he was just trying to help her...Jordans says nobody is going to say nothing...Jeff says "allllright, that's all I'm saying"...Jordan says "what?" omg, nobody is going to care about some person"...(welllllll 🤔) Jeff says that if you do it all the time no one cares but she does it everyday...Jordan says she does it everyday so it's no different...Jeff drops it and says she's right but when she says stuff to her, he's just looking out for her, he's not trying to do anything else...Jordan says "be a jerk"...Jeff says he's not being a jerk at all. Jordan AGAIN brings it back to food LOL and says she kind of wants to fix something...Jeff asks what?...Jordan says he's the cook here...Jordan keeps looking up at the camera all nervous and finally lifts the cover over again and asks Jeff "you wanna fix some oatmeal?"...Jeff says no, he's on slop...Jordan says "that's right"...Jeff says "why you hungry right now?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm, she's wide awake now...Jeff says he's winding down...Jordan says "we're not on the same page"...Jeff lifts the cover over them more and says they need to get on the same page...Jordan teehees and they kiss... Jordan breaks the kiss up by popping her mouth...Jeff squeezes her and Jordan says she told him, no more kissing...Jeff says he didn't...Jordan says he kissed her...Jeff says she's like 6th grade, he didn't...Jordan says what does he mean...Jeff says he didn't move, look at the tapes...Jordan laughs...Jordan says it's awkward...Jeff says who?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says what?...Jordan says it's awkward with all the cameras and the lights off, it just looks weird, being under the covers kissing...Jeff says he knows what she means. Jordan props herself up while Jeff strokes her hair & rubs her neck, she says she wants to fix food...Jeff says later but he's not going to eat...Jordan says she was so tired earlier...Jeff says he was too...Jordan sits up with her back against the wall, she says she wanted to kill Ronno the other night for slamming drawers...they position themselves to get comfy...Jeff says maybe he was right about Michele being crazy...Jordan says they have to have her for the vote...Jeff says he's caught her a bunch of times lying...Jordan doesn't get why she keeps throwing Jeff's name into it...Jeff says he knows, wtf?...Jeff says she told Russell she forgets a lot of the things she says...Jordan says that is automatically lying...Jeff knows...they go over what happened in the back yard again. Jordan says "you know what sounds good right now? chicken noodle soup" Jeff can't help but laugh...Jeff says it does...Jordan says would it be bad to eat now?...Jeff says everything is bad (late at night)...Jeff says if she wants it go get it...Jordan says she doesn't want to work out and it not pay off...they discuss Michele AGAIN! Jeff says he told the DR Michele is crazy, Jordan says did they say anything...Jeff says no they don't respond...they talk about the luxury comp again...Jeff says it sucked...Jordan says she could tell he was pissed, really mad...they talk about how Jeff knew right away they were going to lose and how Jordan was over on the other side looking at him...Jordan says she had to win, she hasn't won anything...Jeff says he won one thing...Jordan rubs Jeff"s shoulder and says he won a Veto... Jeff says "a Vit Tan Don?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm". Jordan asks how Jeff's toe is...Jeff says it's better, he'll ice it...Jordan says "I want pancakes" Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says it's because she's bored...Jordan lays back down and Jeff snuggles into her neck/shoulder...Jeff says it's late night cravings...Jordan says there's nothing else to do, she gets bored...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she can really tell Michele is losing weight...Jeff says she doesn't really eat, she just leaves it laying around...Jordan says "like her cheese?"...Jeff says "and her bagel?"...Jeff asks Jordan to move her hair please (so he can cuddle her better, lol)...Jordan says she's going to take her mic off...Jeff asks if she's not going to eat?...Jordan says no, she's trying to avoid it and she asks Jeff to put her mic away...feeds go to fish… Snuggle & kiss Part 4 12:57-1:06am Feeds return to J&J cuddling closer than ever...Jordan whispers something and then they are quiet...Jeff shifts to get closer to Jordan's neck...Jordan starts to ask "what is the most, let's see, what is something we can talk about?" and Jeff reaches up to her ear and bites it :) ...Jordan shivers and says he gave her a cold chill...Jeff asks "what's something, what's what?" Jordan says she's trying to think of a subject...what is the most romantic thing you've done to someone?...Jeff prickles at this, he doesn't know and wants to talk about another subject...Jordan says why? why is he so weird?...Jeff asks her what's the most romantic she's done while biting her t-shirt and pulling her towards him even closer...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan covers herself more with the cover and says she's trying to think what that would be, she doesn't know...Jordan says she's not affectionate, she's trying to be which she doesn't think it's good not to be, it's not good to be not affectionate...Jeff says you either are or you aren't not...Jordan says "I'm working on it, I've been working on it"...Jeff says "lately?"...Jordan gets tongue-tied and says that no sometimes normally I end up, kind of somebody's like my friend...and she trails off. Jordan changes the subject and says Jeff is burning up...Jeff says he knows and it will be good for later...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it will be freezing later...Jeff stretches out the other way and reaches for his water...Jordan asks if he's about to leave...Jeff says he'll be leaving soon, doesn't she want to go to bed soon?...Jordan says no, he kept her up...Jeff says he'll stay as late as she stays...Jordan asks if Jeff is going to go out there with Russell...Jeff says no, it's the same shit. Jordan hums the McDonald's song and says she wants fast food...Jeff says this is no good now because he always gets hungry around this time (and now he's on slop)...Jordan turns herself around and props herself up on her elbows...Jeff complains about the chicken livers...Jeff shifts and bumps into Jordan and says "oh sorry"...Jeff reaches to snuggle again and says "where are you?"...Jordan says "right here" and giggles...Jeff hugs her and says "wtf?"...Jeff rubs Jordan's hair and rubs her back...Jordan then bumps Jeff's face and says "I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't see you"...Jeff says it's alright and keeps rubbing her hair/neck...Jordan lays her head down on the pillow and their faces are about an inch apart... Jeff wonders what is touching his face, Jordan giggles and says it's her eyelashes. Jeff keeps rubbing...he then says he has to take his contacts out...Jordan asks for Jeff to pull her hair back...Jeff does it gently, moving it onto the pillow (probably one of the most sensual moments between them)... He continues rubbing her neck...Jeff (hard to hear clearly) says that he just likes laying down and not talking about anything...Jordan says "with me?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says "we just talk about stupid shit, it kind of just takes me away, like I'm not worried about this place"... Jordan says that she was going to tell Jeff that when he was pulling her hair back it reminded her of when she was little, first grade, her mom had a kidney stone and her dad had to take care of them and he was getting them ready for school, normally her mom always did her hair in the mornings, he was pulling her hair back in a ponytail and his hands were so thick compared to her mom's, he also told her a story of when he had long hair in the 70's and he used to pull it back in a ponytail...Jeff says "and this reminded you of that story?"...Jordan says yeah, your hands did...Jordan says her nose is all of a sudden all stuffy...Jeff says his too...they compare stuffy noses and say it was Ronnie LOL...feeds go to fish… JeJo still snuggling in bed 1:29am Cams return briefly to the RR where Jeff & Jordan are still snuggling in bed, 20+ minutes after the feeds went off them when Jordan was saying she was ready to go to sleep ;) Russell is checking in on them to see if Jeff is going to confront Michele tonight...Jeff tells him no, he's retired for the night...Russell leaves Jeff is Team Jordan 5:37-5:44pm Jeff and Kevin are on the BY couches discussing the first week, when Jeff got blackballed. Michele is jogging. Jeff again explains that he didn't throw Lydia under the bus. Jeff tells Kevin the GR story. He says Jordan came to talk to him when no one else would. He told her that he liked her, but she should go make friends with everyone else. He didn't want to drag her down with him. He'll take care of himself. She told him no, she wanted to talk to him. Jeff says "So that, right there, was the moment that I was Team Jordan". They talk more game and Jeff pretends to stress about the "mystery power". At one point, Kevin asks if Michele is naked. Jeff says no, her shorts are just up her ass. (ewww and lol) Out of the blue, Jeff yells to Michele that if she thinks she heard something, not to go and tell everyone, but to ask them. She denies that she tells stories about what she thinks she hears. Jeff says he' s not trying to start anything, he just wanted to say that. (I love it when Jeff calls her out!) Would Jordan mind the unitard? 6:43pm Jeff, Chima, Michele & Natalie are in the kitchen discussing the unitard, whether BB will break it out this season and which girl would like/dislike wearing it. Chima figures they have a lot of women to choose from this year so they might still break it out, she wonders which of the women left would be the most ok with wearing it, she thinks definitely her and Lydia wouldn't be ok with it...Michele says she went into the show really wanting to wear it ...Chima says did you really? ok her vote is with Michele then...Michele says apparently she doesn't want prizes, she just wants costumes Jeff says "what? the unitard? Laura would have loved it"...Chima agrees saying "exactly, you (Michele) and Laura"...Chima thinks Natalie wouldn't mind either...Jeff says yes she would, she would like it, nah she wouldn't...Chima asks Natalie if she would mind it?...Natalie says she wouldn't bitch about it or anything but if she had a choice to wear her regular clothes or the unitard she'd wear her regular clothes but it wouldn't bother her...Jeff says "if I had a choice to eat a sandwich or slop I'm gonna eat a sandwich" LOL...Natalie says it wouldn't bother her too much. Chima says that she guesses it's Michele then, she hasn't talked to Lydia about it but she's assuming that she wouldn't want to wear it...Chima says "I don't think Jordan would either"...Jeff says "mind?"...Chima shakes her head saying she doesn't think Jordan would want to...Jeff says "no, I don't think she'd care"... Chima says "really? you think she'd be ok with it?"...Jeff shrugs his shoulders and says "she's pretty good...even tempered you know?"...Chima starts agreeing saying "that's true, she takes everything..." and feeds switch to the GR… Fruit/Drinking/Jeff’s pissed 8:10-8:12pm Jeff and Russell have been outside playing pool, Russell has come inside to get liquor and some snacks...Jordan has finished napping and is hungry, she gathers some food and takes it outside to eat...she tells Jeff she has to still get her cup...Jeff goes inside to get it and asks Russell how much liquor they got? Russell says a bottle of wine and some beers...Jeff goes outside and gives Jordan her cup...Jordan says thanks, Jeff says you're welcome :) Jeff then stands by the sliding door talking to Russell, Russell hands him a beer saying to put it in the mini fridge...Jeff jokes that he's going to drink the beer real fast while no one is looking (he's on slop)...Jeff takes a look at the food Jordan has in front of her and says "wow"...Jordan asks no matter how much fruit you eat can it be fattening?...Jeff says nah, fruit is good for you...Jeff wants to eat some of the fruit, it looks good, she's not going to eat all that though?...Jordan says I don't know...Jeff says she can eat some and then save some for later...Jeff says "hmm, look at you, you're serious huh?" Jordan says she is, she's trying to lose weight...Jeff says you're doing good...Jeff walks over to the lounger by the pool and lays down...Jordan asks "anything happen while I slept?"...Jeff shakes his head no and says he was sleeping too, he went out like a light...they are quiet for a bit while Jordan eats her oatmeal/slop?...Jessie comes outside to show he's drinking wine and goes back in...Jeff says "dammit, now I'm pissed" (because he can't drink)...Jordan says she doesn't want to drink it after she worked out...Jeff says "good, wait for me to drink". Jeff says "you haven't drank in awhile"...Jordan says "not really"...Jeff says no one has but she hasn't even had a glass of wine...Jordan says she might get a little tipsy, she doesn't see the point in drinking it, it just feels like an extra 1000 calories added...Jeff knows what she means, he's like that with his friends, they want to go out for 2 or 3 beers, what's the point?...Jordan says normally 2 or 3 beers ends up being all night...Jordan says her and her friend went to get ice cream, they ended up going into the bar next door just for a second but she ended up having ice cream with grape vodka and sprite. Jeff says it's always like that when you go out, that's how people get you to go, they say "no no no, just have 1 or 2"...Russell has come outside at this point, he says that's his buddy's classic line...Jeff says "dude, that's everybody's"...Russell asks "you ready?"...Jeff says "no, I'm busy" LOL he gets up to play. Jeff takes the first shot, Russell takes the next...Jeff then goes to chalk up his pool cue, he turns around and looks at Jordan and he waves at her and smiles...another cute moment! 👋🥰 Jeff and Russell continuing playing pool...Jordan eats silently...Kevin comes outside and Russell starts talking to him about the veto comp...Jordan then says "Jeff, what's the difference between a nectarine and a peach?"...Jeff says "a peach is like fuzzy"...Jordan says but they taste the same...Jeff says it's the skin that's the difference...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says a nectarine is smooth, they taste the same, nectarines are good but peaches are good :) Jeff and Russell resume playing with Russell bitching about Jessie wanting more wine...Russell yells out to Jordan that he's going to get tanked...Jordan asks are you?...Russell says no, it won't work...Jordan says he has a whole bottle of wine and all the beers...Russell says he split it with Jessie...Jordan asks wine?...Jeff says "dammit, I can't wait til I can drink and no one else can, I'm so pissed right now"...Jeff says it's the perfect night (for drinking)...Russell starts singing and dancing "Saturday night and the feeling's right"...Jeff says "f**k off, this is my last game, I'm not supporting your fu**ing habit" LOL Jordan, the queen of random conversations asks "will fruit clean you out?"...Russell says huh?...Jeff says "you mean like poo?"...Russell says "fruit? yeah you'll be pooping your brains out but it will start turning watery so watch it, it'll be mushy poop"...Jordan giggles... Kevin comes outside again, Jordan says hi...Jeff says you should be able to store up your beer if you're a HN so when you can drink there's a ton of it...Russell says he wishes Jeff could enjoy it with him, it's a glorious night...Jeff says it's a nice night, he loves the fall, it feels like fall...they keep playing pool and for good measure Jeff once again says "I'm so pissed right now" JeJo hot tub time 8:39-8:48pm Jeff has gone inside to change into shorts to get in the hot tub, Jordan decides she wants to as well but as usual, she doesn't bother to change into a bathing suit instead opting to get in with her clothes on...(just the night before they had a talk about this very thing and Jeff made it pretty clear he didn't like it but Jordan didn't see what the big deal was) Jordan takes off her mic and dips her feet in...Jeff comes out and Russell calls him Casanova...Russell jokes around making a mean face at Jordan, she takes off her bra saying that he doesn't scare her...Jeff heads to the hot tub...Russell says "how can you be mad at Jordan?...especially when she's taking her bra off, ok this is awkward" Jordan says "it's awkward? why? sorry" she says that she always gets in there with her clothes on because she doesn't feel like getting her bathing suit, she looks at Jeff and says "and I'll get out in a little bit"...Jeff gets in...Russell mumbles "bitch" and grunts aggressively towards the camera (weirdo!)...Jordan says "Russell you don't scare me"...Russell yells "shut up!"...Jordan says "you don't"...Jordan says if Russell yelled at her she would yell at him back. Russell tells Jeff that he should have yelled more at Kevin during the veto comp...Russell says no, who cares...Jordan says she's going to get in...Jeff says "you're going to jump in?"...Jordan says "I do it every night with my clothes on...every single night with my clothes on"...Jeff playfully wets her and they get silent... Jordan say it smells bad, like that stuff they were digging around in for the pig comp...Jordan asks Russell how the fruit was? Russell says good, thank you...Jordan says she fixed way too much, she thought she'd be able to eat it, she's so full now, she even ate oatmeal, she had to get her cravings in from last night. Jordan says to Jeff "you look, your stomach looks skinnier"...Jeff says in a serious tone "it does? already?"...Jordan says it won't in a day but even a few days ago she told him it looked like he had lost weight...Jeff says it's gonna be more now...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says whaddya mean why? cuz he's on slop...Jordan says to eat a lot of it...Jeff says he doesn't have appetite for it. Jeff says "you want me to fatten up?"...Jeff says it's not cute when guys are real skinny...Jeff says "sorry Jordan"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says she has a friend that's really big but he's so cute and she always just wants to squeeze him...Jordan describes how her brother was really fat, up to 220lbs, he was sick of people making fun of him so one summer he walked every day, drank a lot of water and ate salads, the weight just melted off of him, he was so skinny, he looked good...Jordan says she told her mom that they all had their fat stages...Jordan asks Jeff if he did?...Jeff says no, he got heavier in college though, like 210lbs...Jordan asks Russell, he says he gets bigger like Jessie sometimes...Jordan says she weighs 140lbs, only 30lbs less than them...Jeff says no he's 185lbs, he wants to see Thursday what he weighs...Jordan says if she doesn't look like she lost weight by Thursday she's going to be pissed and quit (working out, eating better) Russell yells again...Jordan says it feels better when you first get in...Jeff agrees it's hot...Jordan says she wishes she could call her mom...Jeff says yeah, me too, but she's watching...Jordan says duh, they're watching but still...Jordan gets out and sits up...Jeff gets out and sits up...they sit in silence...feeds switch out... JeJo misplaced mistrust leads to a tiff - Part 1 9:45-9:49pm This starts a series of convos where mistrust begins which leads to a tiff… Summary - Jessie told Jeff in the bathroom that he had told Jordan that Russell was after Jeff (but he didn't really, he was tipsy from the wine) so when Jeff asked Jordan if Jessie told her that, she was confused & didn't remember him saying that (which he didn't). Jeff got suspicious of Jordan holding back info like that so that's when the "tiff" started (remember he was the Wizard & was debating in his mind if it was worth it saving Russell so this was weighing on him and it was important info to know)...Jordan then went upstairs to talk to Jessie and they cleared the air about what was actually discussed...Jessie admitted he never really told her the Russell thing (how he said it to Jeff) so then Jordan went outside to talk to Jeff about it on the hammock. They, then cleared the air & it all ended up being a miscommunication because Jessie was tipsy, granted he never made much sense anyway, sober or not 😉 Jeff & Jessie have a game convo in the bathroom which upsets Jeff because Jessie makes it seem that he & Jordan had a talk about Russell wanting Jeff out and Jordan hasn't told Jeff anything about the convo yet. Jessie isn't making much sense as usual, lol. Jessie calls over Jordan to confirm what they talked about, Jordan agrees but is kind of lost too. Jessie leaves saying that they (Jessie & Natalie) have their (Jeff & Jordan) best interests at heart 🙄 Jordan is fussing with some clothes saying she has so much laundry...immediately Jeff says "why didn't you tell me about Russell?" Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "Jessie told you that shit about Russell?"...Jordan perplexed says "what about him?"...Jeff says that Jessie said that Russell told him to make sure that Jeff goes up against him...Jordan says "no, I didn't know that, I swear to God I didn't know that unless I wasn't listening"...Jeff says you weren't listening to that?...Jordan says she's not talking about that, she didn't hear that, she must have not been paying attention...Jeff mumbles "guess not"...Jordan says "what happened?"...Jeff says it was nothing just that Russell said to make sure that Jeff goes up against him because he has a better chance of not going home against Jeff... Jordan says "when did he say that, today?"...Jeff says it was when you guys were talking out there...Jeff says "you didn't know that"...Jordan says she wasn't paying attention then or she must have been zoning out at that part...Jeff snickers saying it's a big part. Jordan says she would have fricking told him if she had known...Jeff looks at her, shrugs his shoulders and leaves pissed off mumbling "this fu**ing place man, so much shit, you never what the f**k, who to talk to"...Jeff leaves the bathroom, comes back immediately to grab his cup and then heads out again without saying another word. Jordan continues straightening her hair while Jeff goes to the RR to put on his UCLA hat, socks & sneakers. JeJo Mistrust tiff - Part 2 9:50-9:57pm Jeff finishes up putting on his sneakers and talks to Lydia who is in the kitchen making slop bars. He compliments her on trying a new recipe. Jordan yells out from the bathroom if she can have Jeff's socks...Jeff says yeah, yeah, go ahead, they're in the 2nd drawer from the bottom...Jordan is still looking for socks and yells out again...Jeff says they're on the left...Lydia has walked outside to sit with Russell & Michele...the camera pans back to Jeff who is walking towards the RR, apparently Jordan wants his chicken socks...Jeff says forget it, he's keeping them for Hallowe'en 🎃 Jordan says "no! really?"...Jeff says "why, you want to wear them here?"...Jordan says she wants them...Jeff says to take Russell's...Jeff looks for his socks asking where they are?...Jordan says she'll steal Russell's socks...Jeff points to Russell's socks and laughs, he says they're in that bag...Jordan says for Jeff to look out and she grabs them, lol...they laugh and then Jeff starts to walk away...Jordan says hey, hang on telling Jeff that she is going to stuff them in Jeff's shorts in his drawer...Jeff asks if she's not even going to wear them right now? she's just going to take them home?...Jordan says she's going to take them...Jeff says you can get those for 2 dollars at the fu**ing dollar store...Jordan keeps fiddling with the socks and the drawers... Jeff asks why she wants them?...Jordan says they're cute...Jeff says "don't put them in my drawer!"...Jordan giggles saying why?...Jeff says "because then I'm the culprit...I'm guilty by association, I don't even know what's going on over there"... Jordan laughs and says "wait, come here...come here!"...Jeff says "dude, put them in your bag"...Jordan says "are we allowed to do this?"...Jeff smiles and says "I didn't see anything"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "put them in your bag"...Jordan says "I know, come here"...they go into the SS room. Jordan says "so Russell wants you out?"...Jeff starts to say what Russell said and then says he doesn't even know if this is true...Jordan says "I told you"...Jeff says that while they were outside, Jessie told you, he doesn't know if he did or not...Jeff says that Jessie is drunk, he said that Russell said to make sure he goes up against Jeff cuz he has a better chance"... Jordan says "so that means Kevin is using (the POV), is he taking Lydia off?"...Jeff says that Lydia just said right now that Kevin's not using the POV because they're scared of the wizard. Jeff says they're scared the wizard is one of them and they will use it on each other if so, that's what they were saying and Jeff says "cool, whatever keeps me off the block"...Jordan says "I'll go up against him"...Jeff says "wow, you're getting cocky now?"...Jordan says "no..." Jeff interrupts saying that when Jordan hears things like Jessie said fu**ing listen...Jordan says "ok, sorry...am I going to get in trouble for stealing his socks?"...Jeff says not if he doesn't know about it, why doesn't she just ask Kevin for his, he's sure he'll just give them to her...Jordan says ok...Jeff says unless she wants to steal them, he didn't see anything. Jordan umms, then hmms then says that obviously they don't have it (the wizard power) so it must be Michele that has it...Jeff says Michele or Kevin...Jordan says why wouldn't he want to use POV then...Jeff says Kevin asked Jeff who he would put up hypothetically and Jeff told him he didn't now, he doesn't even know what the power is, why would he ask that? is he telling him something?...Jeff then says he told Kevin he doesn't know, if he could evict somebody he would probably use it but if he couldn't he wouldn't use it so to not make any enemies, that's what he said. Jordan changes the subject and says she feels fat, she ate too much fruit...Jeff is not amused...Jordan says Russell is a little snake...Jeff says he doesn't know if it's true but why is Jessie telling him all this shit, he never did before, now we're best friends...Jordan says to use it to his advantage...Jeff says Jordan, the top 3 are going to be them three and then him & her, how is that going to work?... Jordan says "you win HOH"...Jeff says then who is going to go up, he has to win it soon or he won't have the numbers...Jordan says "next week...are you even trying when you do the HOH?" Jeff says "yeah, why wouldn't I try?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff while getting up to leave says "am I trying? no I just stood up there for fu**ing 4 hours because I was playing a joke! good one"...Jordan giggles and says come here...Jeff says "do what you want with those socks, put 'em in your ass"...Jeff walks out. Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff walks to the kitchen and Jordan follows behind… JeJo Mistrust tiff - Part 3 9:57pm Jeff has left the SS room in a huff over the comment Jordan made about him maybe not trying in the HOH comps plus the Jessie convo has him slightly mistrusting Jordan...Jordan follows him out into the kitchen and walks toward the sliding door...Jeff asks her if she's going to ask him? (Russell, about the socks)..Jordan says "yeah, I don't want to get in trouble here"...Jeff says for Jordan to put them back, don't let him know you were digging through his shit... Jordan walks towards the food (maybe to hide them in there while she asks)...Jeff says "don't put them...do whatever you want"...Jordan, while walking back to the RR, says "God Jeff! you're getting on my nerves"...Jeff says in a raised voice "I'm getting on your nerves!?"...Jordan says "yessss, you're being so uhhhhh"...Jeff says "then fu**ing steal 'em! I don't give a f**k! whaddya mean I'm getting on your nerves, I'm just saying I wouldn't like people digging through my shit is what I'm telling you"...Jordan yells out "they weren't, I wasn't, they were just sticking out"...Jeff says "oh alright, that makes it better". (he has a point) Jeff fixes himself a drink...Jordan comes back and tries to engage Jeff to talk about the slop creation but he doesn't bite, she goes outside as does Jeff, Jeff goes to have a smoke while Jordan asks Russell if he's going to use his chicken socks?...Russell says he wants to keep it for a Halloween outfit, he's sorry...Jordan says it's ok and sits down on the couch. Jeff sternly asks Jordan "what are you looking at?"...Jordan doesn't answer and leaves...Jeff watches her walk inside... JeJo Mistrust tiff - Part 4 10:01-10:15pm Jeff is still outside smoking, Jordan is inside doing dishes and talking to Jessie again. Jessie is going over the same BS and Jordan isn't buying it, lol. Jessie leaves to go up to the HOH room, meanwhile even though it's not shown on camera at first, Jeff has been watching them from the window from his perch on the outside refrigerator and when Jessie is gone, Jeff gets Jordan's attention. She gives him the bird (not sure why) and he holds up his index finger to indicate one (?). Jordan shakes her head and says she can't see Jeff's face and she smiles, he knocks on the window but she continues to wash dishes... Jordan continues milling about the kitchen while Jeff tries to cool off on the couch outside...he finally comes inside just before the 10:08pm mark...Jeff is still fuming though, he sits himself down on a stool and just stares at Jordan who is tidying the snacks area...Jordan says "what?"... Jeff shakes his head and says nothing, he clears his throat and keeps looking at what Jordan is doing...Jordan says "you're being mean"...Jeff says "I'm mean? how?"...Jordan says he's just mean...Jeff says "how is that?"...Jordan says he's always moody...Jeff says "no, I'm not, how was I moody? you told me...umm, nevermind...nothing...I'm mean...". Jordan says "when I'm done with this we're going outside and having a talk"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan smiles and says "mmm, hmm"... Talk turns quickly to the cereal(s) she is sorting, lol...Jeff is quiet again and Jordan is doing recycling, she mutters why don't people throw things away? Jordan grabs the recycling trash bag, holds it up and says it gets so full so fast...Jeff offers to put it away but Jordan says there's no need to do it when it's not full. Jeff gets a little pissy again, sits back down and pretends to read some red laminated thing that's on the counter...silence again...then Jeff gets up to dump out the rest of his iced coffee, he rinses his cup with Jordan right next to him...silence...then Jeff goes to refill his cup with iced tea powder... Jordan sees it and asks him if he likes that stuff?...Jeff says he does...Jordan doesn't saying it doesn't taste like tea...Jeff says he only uses a little, he fills up his cup with water and glances over at Jordan...who glances over at him...Jeff chuckles and can't help but smile at her, he says "my God Jordan"...Jordan slyly says "why?"...Jeff mumbles "I'm getting on your nerves?"...Jordan says huh?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says "you just piss me off"...Jeff says "really? how is that?"...Jordan says "little comments"... Jeff stares at Jordan through the mirror and says "by me huh? you don't make little comments?"...Jordan says "I don't make comments, I throw stones"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "just kidding"...Jeff gets out some pickles to eat...Chima comes down, they say their hellos & how are you's and then Jordan says she has to go pee, she heads to the bathroom and not 15 seconds later she heads up to the HOH to use the bathroom there...Jordan yells out to Jeff that she has to pee (to explain why she's going up there where Jessie is )...Jeff takes his pickles & iced tea and goes outside… Jeff fumes on the hammock 10:23pm Jeff lays in the hammock quietly fuming over his & Jordan's tiff and why she's up in the HOH with Jessie and not laying with him. Camo & beer shirt hammock chat - Part 1 10:45-10:55pm Jeff has been laying on the hammock alone, not too thrilled with the fact that he & Jordan had a tiff & that she is up in the HOH room with the "enemy" Jordan comes outside to join Jeff on the hammock...Jeff scoots over to let her on, Jordan lays down beside Jeff & offers him some sweetarts...they are quiet...Jordan says Lydia & Kevin were fighting in the green room, she doesn't know what about...Jeff says it's about using that veto...Jordan says "what about it?"...Jeff says that Lydia said that Kevin wasn't going to use it, he told her that...Jordan says yeah, but she didn't know if that was final...Jeff says he doesn't know, he doesn't know if he believes that. Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing, what's up?"...Jeff who is dying to bring up their tiff says "you need to stop being snappy"... Jordan says "I'm not!"...Jeff says "yeah, you are"...Jordan says "I'm just getting annoyed with everyone"...Jeff says "yeah, me too, don't get annoyed with me...cuz you're starting to annoy me and then that's no good"...Jordan says "I'm starting to annoy you?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "how?"...Jeff says "what do you think you fu**ing are? perfect?"...Jordan says "uhh, no, I never said that"...Jeff says "no, you think that, whatever, I'm not fighting with you...if I don't talk to you, I'll go crazy so you better keep it cool". Jordan says "what do you mean...keep it cool? I feel like you think I'm going to turn against you or something"...Jeff says "you're getting a little sassy"...Jeff says he doesn't like it when people say shit, saying that Jordan knew (referring to Jessie's earlier talk with him), what do you mean fu**ing Jordan knew?... Jordan explains that when Jessie was in the kitchen after when she was cleaning the dishes, he came up to her and said something to her, she told Jessie that she thought Jeff was a little mad at her because she didn't remember Jessie saying anything like that to her, maybe he did and she just forgot...Jordan says that Jessie said he didn't say it to her then, she doesn't know, she was confused as to what Jessie was talking about...Jordan says she thought he was kind of drunk...Jeff smiles and says he knows...Jordan says it's funny, he's tipsy... Jordan sits up...Jordan says she wondered what he was talking about and then she just let it go out the other, she didn't really remember him saying that to her and then Jessie told her he didn't remember saying it either...Jeff gets the answer he wanted and says "alright". 😊 Jordan then says that Jessie said Russell wanted Jeff to go up against him because he would have a better chance of staying, they're freaking out about that whole wizard thing...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says maybe they are talking to her because they think she's the wizard but she told them that hopefully Jeff has the power, he's just playing dumb with her...Jeff says "why? did they ask you?"...Jordan says she told them she's packing her bags just in case, she tells Jeff not to get on Michele's bad side because she feels like she has it (little does Jordan know Jeff has it)...Jeff says "Michele? yeah I know" Jordan says she doesn't want Michele turning on Jeff and evicting him...Jeff says he didn't say anything to her...Jordan says Michele is crazy...Jeff says "holy f**k". Jordan says that Michele came up to the HOH saying she was bored and she thinks Michele is getting paranoid thinking Jordan is talking about her...Jordan says Russell gets on her nerves...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says they were telling Russell at least when he gets out of there he'll have $10,000 and Russell said no, it's only $3000...J&J talk about why would Russell say that, Jeff says he'll have $9000 (?) lol...Jeff says Russell is just downplaying what he's going to get. Jordan says she can't figure out when Russell is lying, J&J talk about all the different occupations or careers Russell has said he has and they laugh about that, they debate over whether Russell comes from a family with money...Jordan tries to drive home the point that Russell needs to go this week because he's already said next week he's going after Jeff, Jordan doesn't see a benefit of Russell staying...Jordan says on Thursday there's going to be a big blowout (not the kind she imagined but yes!)...Jordan says Jessie is being so nice 🤔..Jeff says it's because he needs the votes to get Russell out. Jordan says she thinks Russell & Michele have something, he seeks her out, yesterday she was trying to sleep and Russell kept coming in the room because Michele was in there and Jordan was getting pissed, she swore if one other person walked in this door...Jeff says "and I probably walked in and you were mad"...Jordan says no, it's just cuz he was walking in when she was sleeping...Jeff says he knows, he thinks he did it today to her while looking for his shoes... Jordan talks a bit more game about scenarios for next week...Jeff points out that Jessie doesn't talk to them at all and then he thinks one of them has the wizard and he starts talking to them, does she see how he gets?...Jordan says yeah, she's not fooled...Jeff says that Jessie is all scared of being put up because of the wizard power, Jeff told him to relax, he doesn't know if he's being put up, Jessie says he's got Jeff's best interests at heart and Jeff was like dude, you want to talk later after the wine wears off?...Jordan says "his teeth are all red"...Jordan says they all don't like Michele...Jeff says they hate her, he told her this... C&BS hammock chat - Part 2 10:55-11:12pm Jordan says that the others upstairs in the HOH were rolling their eyes when Michele walked in, they don't like her...Jordan wonders where Russell went, he might be up there now, who knows they could all be plotting against them, she has to quit worrying about it because it's not going to do her a bit of good...Jeff says exactly...Jordan says she thinks her & Jeff are completely safe now on Thursday because they think that they have the power...Jeff says that's exactly why they're safe, once Friday comes they're back out there and no one cares...Jordan says who cares...Jeff says that's good for this week. Jeff explains that they think J&J have the magic power so then Kevin isn't going to use the POV to take Lydia off, they're scared that Jeff would take Jordan off & vice versa whereas if there was no magic power he would definitely use it and one of them would go up...Jeff says "I don't have this fu**ing magic power, I don't think you have this fu**ing magic power...Pause & smile" 😊 Jordan says "I don't!"...Jeff laughs, they both laugh, Jeff continues and says how does that make them safe? he's safe why? because this thing exists? Jessie doesn't have their best interests at heart, liar. Jordan says she sees that, she's just playing the card...Jeff says he is too, he just wants her to see that...Jordan says she knows Jeff thinks that (she's turning against him)...Jeff says he doesn't think that...Jordan says she saw Jeff shaking his head when she went up to the HOH, just because she goes up there and says something, she's just playing them too...Jeff says then they play her too, that's why he doesn't like it, Jeff says "they'll say Jordan, Jeff was looking at you weird, are you guys (fighting)?...ykwim, they put shit in your head and then you're like what happened? I would never go, ever, ever, ever go against you, ever" 🥰..Jordan says "yeah I know and I wouldn't go against you"...Jeff says "don't think that I'd ever do that"...Jordan says "so shut up" :)...Jeff says "you shut up with your snappy attitude just cuz I said I wanted to keep my chicken socks for Halloween, you got all pissed"...Jordan says "I did not!...I should have stole Russell's"...Jeff says "you should have, I told you to steal them". Jordan goes back to game talk and says that this is their best chance to get Russell out because he's such a strong competitor, Jeff can beat Jessie because he's smarter than him but with Russell it would be more neck and neck...Jordan once again says she thinks Michele has the power...Jeff says "I know, I was thinking Kevin" (LOL sneaky!) They discuss the wizard again...Jeff says that is why Jessie is kissing his ass, he thinks Jeff has it...Jordan goes over how the HG's might be evicted...Jeff says so many things have to happen...they talk about what order of eviction would be most beneficial to them...Jeff explains why it would be good for them to keep Russell...Jordan counters with her points and says she thinks Russell & Michele have something going, she doesn't have a good feeling about her, she doesn't want to talk game with her anymore...Jeff continues explaining why he would want Russell to stay. Jeff is talking about the POV...Jordan asks if Jeff honestly thinks they have a chance to make it to the final 2...Jeff swears to God yes if they get Jessie out...Jordan goes over who is a good competitor, she says she is ok...Jeff says she is going to get one...Jordan says he'd be the strongest...Jeff says "I know you're going to get one"😊 Jeff says "so that's that" and says to wait until Monday...Jordan says she doesn't think they're going to use it...Jeff says that is what K&L are fighting about, they're scared of the Wizard... Jeff lies again saying he thinks Kevin has it......Jordan says Michele is too calm...Jeff says calm? or is she on medication?...Jordan says "Cuckoo Magoo" Jeff laughs...Jordan says she drives her crazy...Jeff says "and she is loosening up on you, before she was 3 steps behind you...you'd come in the room and I'd be like Johhrdan and then hey, hee hee with her little run that she does"... Jordan says she thinks Michele isn't trusting them as much and she is trying to go with them...Jeff says he knows what's going on, Chima is telling her she wants all girls in the final and Michele is all about the girl power, she's like hee hee, I feel like throwing her off the balcony. Jeff says he would love to see Natalie on the block against someone like Jessie, finally she would be up, she'd like to see Natalie without Jessie. Jeff then says, while touching Jordan sweetly on the leg, then arm, then face, "first of all...I am getting a little short with everything, I don't mean to be, I am though, I know I am"...Jordan says "yeah, cuz it gets on my nerves"...Jeff says "I know and I'm sorry, I don't mean to be I swear"...Jordan says "cuz it makes you no fun"...Jeff says "I know and I don't mean to fight with you either because then I have no one to talk to, I'll sit out here, I'm like I don't want to go talk to Jordan right now and I'm like...I gotta go talk to Jordan right now"...they laugh...Jeff says "so I don't mean to be up your ass either but there's nowhere for me to go"...Jeff says sometimes he wants his space too so when she is sleeping he's out of there, he doesn't want to bother her...Jordan says she wasn't feeling good today and he was trying to talk to her and she was like get away from me...Jeff gets it, he's the same way, he understands. Jeff says he just gets like that...Jordan says she thought he was getting mad because she was talking to them...Jeff says no, he gets short, he doesn't get mad at her when she talks to them, he just feels like asking them if they think Jordan is stupid or something? she's not so what are you doing, they don't talk to them the whole time and now they talk? Jordan says it's good they think she's stupid so she can keep going and they'll keep her longer. C&BS Hammock chat - Part 3 11:12-11:25pm Jeff starts venting about how Natalie is now all of a sudden cooking hot dogs and other things in the kitchen when Jeff is around and on slop whereas before she never cooked one thing, she'll ask others if they want more hot dogs, more pizza, more cheese...he thinks it's a stone, LOL...Jordan sees it she just observes. Jordan squeezes Jeff and asks where Russell is? upstairs?...Jeff says that even Jessie is saying that Russell is playing both sides, Jeff knows this, he's not stupid...Jeff says that right now Russell is up there plotting to get rid of Jeff, then he'll switch it up, he'll play every single side...Jordan says she told them that he's going to start stuff with all of them to get them all mad at each other...Jordan says she's scared when Jeff talks to Russell because she thinks Russell will then call Jeff out...Jeff says to not worry about it, he's not stupid, he doesn't want to get Russell riled up, today Russell drank one beer and he's drunk, he pretended he was tough and then something will go down around him and he doesn't want to be involved, let him go do his thing...Jordan says Russell drives her nuts...Jeff laughs about how Russell was badmouthing Jeff to Jessie and just now Russell came up to Jeff and told him how he was provoking a fight between Kevin and Lydia. Jordan says she's getting really annoyed with everyone because they're playing the feel sorry for me card...Jeff says just now Lydia was playing it saying she was part of the loser crew...Jordan says she doesn't care about being a loser here...Jeff says "they forget so easily, remember that you (Lydia) were the one driving the bus that ran me over and now you're part of the loser crew? you were part of the one that ran me over...why the f**k are you telling me your problems?"...Jordan says Lydia does that when she gets depressed, she comes to them...Jeff says everyone does that but it's good for later in the game. Jeff says to not think for one second that he won't go to Natalie and tell her that while she's laying in bed with Jessie, he's fingering Lydia 😳 he'll say it to her face...Jeff says for 500G's fo' sho'...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, everyone in that house fu**ed him and he doesn't forget...Jeff says everyone comes to them with their sorry stories and he'll just listen and listen...Jordan says he has to wait until the end to bring them out...Jeff says he won't bring it up unless he's on the block, ready to leave and needs to save himself. Jordan says to look at Ollie & April, they followed each other out the door, so she's worried they will too, that's why she doesn't want people to see them as a pair, but then again he is her only friend in there...Jeff says yeah, me too, but he doesn't think people are gunning to break them up...Jordan wishes there were older people in the house, since Casey left she has no fun anymore... Jeff says "I know, it's hard...yeah and I can only have so much fun with you because I get sick of you sometimes" 😅 Jeff is joking of course, Jordan gets all offended, lol...she says omg!!...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan says yeah you do...Jeff says "sometimes I just need my space but usually I don't, really, I can be around you a lot and not get on my nerves...I'm like a moody person and you don't bring that out in me, you know what I'm saying”...Jordan says "are you a moody person? I can be"...Jeff says "yeah I can be too that's why sometimes I just like to be alone, you know? but then when you come in I'm happier...you do more good, way way more good than anything in here"...Jordan looks suspiciously at Jeff...Jeff says "I'm being nice"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "why? did you think that was a shot?"...Jordan says "no, I accept it". Jordan says "what do you think about my camo and beer shirt?"...Jeff says he likes it, he bets Jordan drives all the guys wild in her town wearing that cuz they'll say let's go hunting and drink some beers! I love that girl!...Jordan doesn't like that too much and says her town is not like that...Jeff knows and says he's just joking, it's not country...Jordan says some parts are. Jeff says they can plan for the future but all they have is week to week, you have to make it through the weeks and finally, hopefully you're at the end...Jordan says she says her prayers every night...Jeff does too...Jeff knowing full well he has the wizard power in his back pocket lays out his ultimate scenario for how evictions would go and he says that keeping Russell would be good because others would want him out before them OR it would be J&J with Russell at the end and then one of them would stab his ass in the back...Jordan laughs. Jeff says when he came into the house he said he wasn't going to stab anyone in the back, he wasn't going to play dirty or anything, after being in there, he'll fu**ing cut their parents' throats...Jeff cracks up...he says it's so cutthroat in there, the first day he was all happy go lucky drinking champagne and he got 100 knives in the back, you motherfu**ers, let's dance...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he can't believe the first week, what a nightmare...Jordan says "for you!"...Jeff says he didn't do one thing, not one thing, omg...Jeff remembers back to the one night in the first week when he went into the kitchen to make his case, make amends, spoke from his heart and then Braden told him that they all thought he was putting on a performance. They laugh about the Braden fight outside by the pool and the feeds cut out...when they return a couple of minutes later Jeff is saying he doesn't understand why if BB was going for a young, good looking cast they didn't cast more single people...Jeff suggests sitting by the couch, his legs are getting stiff...meanwhile Russell has come out with the guacamole he made and offers some to Jordan, Jeff can't have any because he's on slop but he says he loves guacamole. Jeff gets up off the hammock to have a smoke and they move to the couch area.... Avocados, Braden & Casey 11:27-11:35pm Jeff is sitting on the mini-fridge smoking while Russell & Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY eating chips & the guacamole Russell just made...they talk about what's in the guacamole...Jordan says she was about to ask Jeff why he isn't eating, she forgot Jeff can't have any, he's on slop...they talk about avocados...Jordan says she's never met so many people that love avocados as out there...they talk about how Braden was the avocado master, he loved them and would take them all, it was every man for himself with the avocados LOL. They then start talking about Braden and how fun his personality was...Russell says he felt bad for the way he left...Jordan says he was so easy going but in his speech she could tell he was nervous...Jeff says that he didn't think Braden really knew what was going on half the time especially when he was vetoed...Jordan asks if Braden even watched the show?...Jeff says he doubts it...Russell laughs about Braden saying that he just got vetoed so let's have a pool party...Jeff says that was the best, he couldn't believe more people weren't cracking up over that...Jordan says even Dan was laughing about it...Jeff says he was the only one cracking up, they've talked about that story a billion times...Jordan says it's cuz it's funny...Russell then says he was laughing about Casey saying that he was pissed because he was in a fu**ing banana suit.🍌😀 Jeff says that last week, he didn't see Casey ever without a cigarette...Jordan says he stayed pissed...Jeff says well he was in a fu**ing banana suit ...Jordan says she felt bad...Jeff says considering he took it pretty well...Russell says he had the hardest time taking him seriously...they all giggle at how funny he looked...Jordan says he would lean back and he'd say "right, right, right, right"...Jeff says whenever he had something serious to say, he'd cross his legs... Jordan & Russell continue to imitate Casey and then Jeff says Casey and Laura would address the camera six times a day...Russell says he livened up things around there...Jordan knows, she says it's so boring now...Jeff says it's because all the groups split in half, their friends got knocked out so they had nothing...Russell says he's their friend but he might be getting knocked out...Jordan says she thinks it's a bad thing to be their friend, they put a curse on people...Jeff says it's just they come out and sit with them when they're on the block, it's like the lunch table no one wants to sit at...they joke around about Jeff being on slop...Jordan says it sucks Jeff got liver...Jordan goes inside to get something to drink and Jeff & Russell continue to talk about being on slop…

August 23 A hotel in LA for Jejo 12:45-12:49am Feeds switch to the RR where Jeff, Jordan, Kevin and Natalie are chatting...they have been talking about Jordan staying in LA with Jeff when the show is over because Natalie says that if Jordan doesn't want to stay Natalie may take Jeff up on the offer to see LA   Jeff says to Jordan that she doesn't have to... Natalie says after all this talk tonight Jeff and Jordan might not want to sleep next to each other (implying they won't be able to resist each other)...Kevin says oh, no...Jeff says "it's over...I tried, that ship has sailed, doesn't mean I can't keep trying"...he winks at Jordan... Jordan says that Jeff said that she should stay a couple of days after the show, they're definitely getting a hotel and they're definitely doing...Jeff interrupts saying that he didn't say it was for that, that wasn't the reason I told you to stay...Jordan says "yeah I know you were just"...Jeff says "but don't make it sound like I'm fu**ing trying to get a hotel, a no-tel motel with you"...Natalie asks if they're going to stay for awhile after...Jordan says see what she means? see how Jeff gets? Jeff says "what did it sound like when she first said it? that I wanna be like "eh" let's get a room and bang, right?"...Kevin is cracking up...Jeff says "didn't it sound like that?"...Jordan says "I didn't try to make you seem like that" (you kinda did LOL)...Jeff says "yeah but that's exactly what it sounded like, that's when I stopped you cuz you don't realize what you're saying and it makes me sound like a scumbag, like I'm going to get a $5 motel and bang then I'll be like see ya later, I gotta catch a plane!!" Natalie says she didn't think that...Jeff says (Kevin is giggling the whole time) "I gotta a lot of friends here and she's never been in LA so I'm like, I'm going to try and stay a couple of days, if you wanna see LA I'll show you LA a little bit and you can stay a couple of days, now her fu**ing Bates motel"...Natalie and Kevin laugh...Natalie says "motel 6"...Jeff says it's pretty classy, we have an hour so let's do this, I gotta catch a plane LOL Jeff shakes his head and says Jordan makes things sound like he's a dirty old man...Jordan says she doesn't...Natalie says they could always cover themselves with the covers to make out, no cameras would see...they discuss Jessie & Lydia's sex escapades in the HOH...Jordan says of course production knew what was going on...Jeff says yeah, of course that is going on under that blank sheet, they knew...Jeff sings that it was a little "bump and grind" ...watch Jeff's little dance love it!! Natalie says it's dirty...Jordan can't believe it...they debate over whether Lydia is cute...Jeff says for her to not bring him into it... Jeff loves Jordan’s butt 12:49am Jeff & Jordan continue talking with Kevin & Natalie in the RR. Kevin wants Jeff and Jordan to make up (they were having a tiff) he doesn't like seeing them fight...Jeff says they are made up...Natalie says kissing and making up...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to make out?...Jordan says "sure"...Jeff says what?...Jeff says "don't act like you're fu**in'..."...Jordan says "I said sure" 🥰 Jeff says really?...Jordan says "not in front of everybody"...Jeff says she says that every night, he tries but Jordan just says "Jeefff!"...Natalie says to have make up sex and Kevin says for them to just make out... Jordan says that Jeff likes her butt...at the same time that Kevin says he likes her butt too, Jeff says he LOVES it 😍...Kevin says she has a really nice body and Jordan says no, thickness...While Kevin is saying she does, Jeff says "I like it" 😊...Jordan says she likes Natalie's (body)...Kevin says that she (Jordan) has a playboy body...Jordan says not really, she needs to lose a little bit of weight...Kevin says it's perfect shaped...Jeff then tells Jordan why she doesn't say Kevin! when he's saying stuff like that...Jordan says Jeff is always grabbing it...Kevin asks Jeff if he's a butt guy?...Jeff says "yeah, I LOVE it" (not butt's but "it" referring to Jordan's) ...Natalie asks him if he's a butt guy and Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Kevin asks if she can make it clap?...Jordan says she can't do all that… School girl outfit/Lucas 12:50am Natalie says that Jordan needs to put on a schoolgirl outfit with the glasses...Jeff says "oooof" (sounding like he would love it)...Jordan says "and a ruler" and does the smacking motion while looking at Jeff...Jeff says Jordan would need smaller glasses though...Jeff says Jordan looks like Lucas with those on...Jordan asks "what's Lucas?"...Jeff says it's a movie a long time ago...Kevin and Natalie don't know what Lucas was either...Jeff says he said that at work too, some kid came in looking just like Lucas and everyone was like what? Jeff says there's tampons everywhere he fu**ing looks...Natalie says she was so cautious before but now she just changes in the room...Jeff starts walking away and Kevin and Natalie encourage Jordan to kiss Jeff tonight, she promised...talk turns to game and Michele and Russell… Kevin’s dating game 1:12-1:21am Jeff is alone up in the HOH, he decides to head back downstairs to the RR again...Kevin says that they were talking about Jeff the whole time...Jeff asks about what?...Natalie kids that Kevin said if he was single and didn't have a boyfriend...Kevin says what!!?...Jeff covers his mouth saying "oh no" LOL Natalie says Kevin did...Jordan says Kevin said he definitely would molest him...Kevin says he said he would tie him up, he was just joking...Kevin asks if Jeff is Jeffrey?...Jeff says yes...Kevin says "did I tell you that my boss' name is Jeff Jordan?" 😅 Natalie says are you serious?...Kevin is and says every time he hears their name he thinks of that, it's like a porn star name LOL Jeff says Michael Jordan's middle name is Jeffrey...Jordan says "what turns you on?"...Jeff opens his eyes wide thinking it's him, he says "who?"...Jordan says Kevin, has she asked him this?...Jordan says Jeff won't talk about it...Kevin says he knows why won't he?...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "oh, what turns you on?"... 😛 Kevin answers for him saying Jeff likes brunettes right?...Jeff doesn't look amused!...Jordan of course eggs it on by saying "mmm, hmm"...Jeff is silent...Kevin the shit stirrer says that the girl in the competition, Jeff was all over her ...Natalie says all the guys were...they all agree she was cute/pretty... Kevin starts the trivia dating game... Kevin says he likes brunettes ✔ (even though Jeff didn't agree) Kevin says he likes girls between 25 and 30 ✔ Jeff nods yes. Kevin says he likes them to be college educated - Jeff says it doesn't matter but he wants to be able to have a conversation with them, he doesn't care about their education level. Kevin had asked if he likes big booties ✔ Jeff likes a butt. Natalie ask big boobs?...Jeff doesn't care...Kevin says he likes butts ✔ Natalie says Jordan has one so far, she's not a brunette or 25 or older...Jordan says she knows (she was keeping track! lol)...Jeff says he doesn't not like blondes, he finds himself more attracted to, he finds more girls he has dated have been dark but he's dated blondes. Natalie says he can picture Jeff liking the schoolgirl look...Jeff says he likes "girl next door" types...Kevin asks what that means? average-y?...Jeff says kind of...Natalie says like Hugh Hefner's girls next door?...Jeff says no, no, not at all like that, the opposite of that. Kevin asks if he likes longer hair? - Jeff says it doesn't matter to him. Jeff says personality is the best, the key, for him ✔✔✔ Jeff says a chick can be super hot and have no personality, stuck on herself and he's gone. Natalie says that's what she didn't like about Laura, she was too freaking vain, so into herself, get out of the mirror for 5 minutes...Jordan says Jeff used to say that. Kevin says sense of humor ✔ Jeff says yeah he has to have that...Kevin asks if she can make him laugh or she laughs at his jokes...Jeff says both, he likes that. Natalie goes on a rant about Laura and hiding the flat irons from her... Kevin says Jeff likes them athletic ✔ Jeff says yeah Kevin says they have to be into sports ✔ Jeff says he likes it if they are, they don't have to be but he's into it so it would be nice if they showed an interest for him. Kevin says Italian ✔ Jeff giggles saying he's into Italian chicks, generally they have dark features though, it's not Italians in general, it's just they have dark features but he loves girls with accents, it gives them another notch...Kevin asks what kind?...Jeff doesn't care, just accents in general ✔✔ Kevin says sassy or outspoken ✔ Jeff says he doesn't but every gf he has is so he guesses he does, he always ends up with girls that stand up for themselves so he guesses he's attracted to that unconsciously, he doesn't like people that just lay down. Kevin says she has to be slightly shorter than him ✔ Jeff says yes. Kevin says he should be a matchmaker...Natalie calls him out saying he's saying things they already know...Kevin says it's her turn then... Jejo describe each other as their type 1:21am The dating game continues... Kevin says it's Jordan's turn, she likes the K-Fed type (yuk! lol)...Natalie knows too, they say white boys that are leanish with air force one's...Jeff says "yeah I don't think I'm Jordan's type" LOL Jordan says she likes all different types, like K-Fed she thinks some guys are cute like that but not the ones that act all bummy, she likes polo shirts, golfers, business looking guys, beachy types, she likes all different types... Jordan likes guys that are wear shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt or tank top and a hat  JEFF 😍 Jeff says he loves chicks in sweatpants and their hair tied back, that's his favorite JORDAN 😍 Kevin says "the hell?"...Jordan says "yeah" 😊 ...Jeff says "if you look pretty like that, than you're pretty, I don't need you to get all jazzed up every time we go out and when you take your make up off it's like yammahamma, it's fright night" Kevin says "oh so you like a girl that doesn't wear a lot of makeup?" ✔ Jeff says yeah exactly...Kevin turns to Jordan and says "Jordan, you don't wear a lot of makeup"...Jordan giggles...Jeff smiles... Dating preferences & courtesy chat 1:22-1:29am Talk in the RR continues... Kevin goes back to the accent talk, he says he loves them too...Natalie says everybody does, her bf has a bit of a Boston accent...Jeff says not that kind of an accent, a foreign accent...Kevin says his man is so sexy, he has an accent, he's so self concious about it...Jordan asks why?...Kevin says his is not the typical Spanish accent, he is so cute when he botches words, he likes it...Natalie asks who is the man or the woman in his relationship?...Kevin says the whole world should be gay because the roles in the relationship can be flipped, it's awesome for eg, sometimes he drives, sometimes his boyf drives. Natalie says she always makes her boyfriend drive...Kevin says see?...Jeff says he'd like a chick more like that (more like Kevin is describing not Natalie), he dates girls like that...Jordan says she doesn't like it when a guy picks her up and opens her door...Jeff thinks it's cheeseball...Jordan says "I know! I do too! I just don't like it, I can get my own door" ✔✔✔ Jeff says if he's right there on that side he'll get the door if it's the first couple of dates or if he's walking into a place obviously he's going to let her go first but he's not going to run around the table and pull her chair out for her and he's not going to run around the car when it just goes beep! to go and open your door, who is he impressing anyway...Jordan says right...Jeff says he's not going to do it in 2 weeks so... Kevin says some girls require it though...Jeff says he hates those types...Natalie says it's old fashioned...Jeff says it's phoney baloney when dudes do that, they're not going to do that all the time, it's fake, you're putting on a front...Jordan says she knew a guy that did all that all the time...Jeff asks if it made her uncomfortable?...Jordan says yeah, kinda...Jeff says it's better to be free with it, it's nice to be nice, don't get him wrong, he's nice...Jordan says she asked for a vodka/cranberry and wanted him to get a liquor drink so he would loosen up, when they went to the car, she was kind of tipsy...Jeff giggles...Jordan says he wanted to open the door and she said "I got it" and he insisted on getting it and Jordan said no, no, honestly he didn't have to do that, she hated that! she doesn't like it when guys do that (another thing they actually have in common! lol) Natalie says the only thing she wants is her boyfriend to drive...Kevin says oh Lord, that's the 1950's...Jeff likes a girl to drive sometimes...Kevin mentions something cute his boyf does...Jeff says when he used to sleep over at his gf's place on one side of the bed and she would say he needed to sleep on the other side, the side by the door in case someone comes in LOL Jeff was like wtf are the odds of that happening!? if someone comes in he's freaking the f**k out just like she will...Kevin laughs...Natalie agrees saying the  man is the protector, she likes that too...Jeff says who the f**k is coming into her place!?   Natalie says that's how it is...Jeff says he couldn't protect her from one foot back?  Natalie keeps going and Jeff says "you're a freak show" :) Natalie says they each have their own side...Jeff says he knows they have sides but not for that reason. Jordan stories/After the show 1:29-1:40am They have just finished talking about sides of the bed to sleep on when suddenly Jordan says "have you ever walked in, like your room from being drunk and peed on the floor?"  😳 They all start laughing and Jeff cracks up... Jeff can't believe what he just heard, looks at Natalie and says "Jesus!"...Jordan says she would get absolutely belligerent drunk and she guesses it's like when a dog makes it's mark...Kevin says "oh God stop it"...Jordan says where her bed was, the pole, the left pole, every single time she'd get belligerent drunk she'd go home and she would pee right there. Natalie says she's so funny...Jeff's face is priceless!! Jordan starts to demonstrate and Jeff still can't believe it LOL! When Jordan squats down to show how she would pee, they all crack up laughing...Jordan says that a friend was in sleeping in her bed and saw her and yelled at her to get up! what was she doing!?...Jordan says peeing LOL ...he took her to the bathroom and then she just passed out on the bed, she has done it twice and once she ended up in the bathtub rolled up into a ball...Jeff says yes! :) ...Jordan says she woke up wondering how she ended up in a bathtub, her sister and them found her...Jordan says she has random stories, she always pops squats...Jordan starts telling another story and Jeff says "Jesus" LOL Jordan says she'll stop at the side of the road to pee, one time 4 of them were in the car, Jordan had to pee so they pulled over at a house that had a For Sale sign, it was all dark, they all splattered out in the bushes, one of her friends said they were going to get in trouble but they all popped squats and left...Natalie asks if she's ever peed from laughing so much...Jordan says not completely but a couple of drops...Natalie says her too. Jordan asks what makes you forget when you're drunk...Jeff says alcohol...Jordan says duh! but what does it do that makes you forget?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it fu**ing wrecks your brain up...Kevin says maybe they slipped her stuff?...Jordan says her birthday this year is going to be much better than last years... Jeff says Jordan is putting too much thought into this birthday, he bets it's going to be worse, whenever you think too much about something it never turns out like that (wrong! lol)...Kevin asks if they're going to be in Vegas?...Jeff says Jordan talks about it every day...Jordan says probably not in Vegas, last year her birthday seemed like it lasted an hour, that was her 22nd one, her 21st one she got too drunk and threw up at midnight and passed out and that was it, it was the worst bday ever...Jeff says well maybe this one will be better...Jordan says maybe. :) They talk about Kevin's birthday, it's right after the finale, they talk about going out together for his birthday since they will probably all be there still...they think the finale will be the 15th...Jordan says they can have a bday celebration...Kevin says they can all go out for drinks if they're still talking to each other...Jeff says f**k yeah, he's down with that. Jordan says she doesn't care what anyone says, it's a game and then after you might be bitter for a little bit but...Natalie interrupts saying that she agrees that it's a game and no hard feelings but there's a way to get through the game so you don't backstab people (how did that work for you Natalie? 🤔 )...Jordan says that after the show...Natalie interrupts again saying "you'll be friends"...Jeff says he doesn't think they everybody can be friends (yes!)...Natalie says it's an opportunity of a lifetime...Jordan tries again saying that after the show even if somebody did that to her (backstab) she'd be alright "it's squashed", real world, be nice and have fun and forget everything (how did that work for you Jordan? 🤔) Kevin thinks some people will be different in the real world...they all agree...Kevin says he's so paranoid, he thinks production is out to get him...they talk about the can HOH...Kevin feels like they make certain comps for certain people and he thought the can comp was his to win because it suited him, he told them in the DR that he felt like the producers yelled out they could use the gold cans only when he was in the lead...of course the feeds go to control room twice... Jordan says this talk is making her sleepy...Jeff says he's going upstairs...Jeff complains about the HOH slippers and starts walking away...Natalie says goodnight to Jeff...Jeff says goodnight yo's...Jeff says "you're sleeping down here Jordo?"...Jordan says "yeah probably" (suuuure ) and feeds go to control room... Jeff knows Jordan down pat 1:43-2:25am About 2 minutes after Jordan tells Jeff in the RR that she is probably going to sleep downstairs, she heads right up to the HOH LOL...Jeff has his Whitestrips in. Jeff starts playing solitaire and asks Jordan if she was going to sleep downstairs by herself?...Jordan says yeah, she's going to give him his space for a little bit...Jeff says he doesn't feel like that, she doesn't have to sleep by herself down there...Jordan says she doesn't want to crowd him...Jeff says she's not, he's telling her the truth, she's not, Jeff would tell her thank you, that's nice...alright, goodnight. Jeff says he doesn't want her to sleep by herself downstairs either, if someone was down there he would say go ahead if that is what she wants but if she wants space then go ahead...for real, he's being honest...they look at each other and exchange what's? :) Jordan changes the subject LOL she feels like her shirt is shrinking...then they talk a lot of game mostly about Russell & Michele, while Jeff plays solitaire...Jeff warns Jordan without raising his voice  that Jordan shouldn't get too comfortable with Kevin & Natalie...Jeff doesn't want them getting too cocky, he didn't like what they did with taking the covers off Michele when she was napping...more game talk... Jordan brings up the Drew/Diane thing YET AGAIN  ...she says he better not do the thing Drew did to Diane, she says she would die, she would cry, she would be so mad if he picked Michele over her when they get to the final 3 (as if!) ...Jeff says he's not going to do that, let's get there first but why would he do that to her?...Jeff says they came this far, why would he do that now? it makes no sense when he doesn't even have to... Jeff would rather go against her in the finals, he doesn't want to see anybody in the finals but them, he wants only them to win the money, if the others don't see that he came a long way and played a good game and want to spite him they will no matter who he is up against, he needs to get there first...Jeff says if he's against Jordan they might let her win because she was sweet the whole game, she didn't make big moves to send anybody home but whatever if they can get over it, he has a chance but if not he doesn't have a chance, he'll worry about that then... Jeff asks Jordan why she is quiet, did she not like what he just said?...Jordan mumbles she's listening...Jeff says it's the truth though...talk turns to Russell & Michele again ...Jeff says they think they have something cooking but they don't, they have no options, he wants to split them up because they're talking behind their back, they never get to the bottom of their stories, it's all bullshit, they'll keep Michele on their side and hope she puts up the right person...Jeff will convince her they're on her side, he knows she's a liar, he'll tell her that they're sticking to the final 3 and then it'll be "see ya later", it hurts what are you going to do?...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jeff asks Jordan again why she is quiet?...Jordan says no reason, she's just watching him play...Jeff wants input from her...Jordan says she agrees with everything he said...Jeff says c'mon...Jordan says she does...Jeff says they need to keep talking to Michele...Jordan says she can tell Michele doesn't like them talking to Kevin and Natalie, she thinks they're in a good situation right now...Jeff says yeah...Jordan hopes next week if Michele gets it she doesn't put them up...Jeff asks who is she going to roll with?...Jordan says that's true...Jeff says he just thought of that right now, he wondered the same thing but what is Michele going to do? put them up, split them up and roll with the two that hate her...Jeff says he thinks they're in a good position but he doesn't want to get too cocky. Jordan says she's going to keep saying her prayers...Jeff says me too...Jordan says it's crazy that they both won back to back HOH/POV...Jeff says it's crazy for real, he hopes they didn't blow all their prayers on these last 2 weeks 😢..Jordan is sure her grandpa has a prayer line going on at his church...Jeff says he hopes he's in one of them...Jordan says she's sure her friends, brother, mom and sister are doing the same...Jeff says "give me a little love" (aww)...Jeff says her grandpa is probably cursing him...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "because you kissed me on TV?"...Jordan says no. Jordan asks how many more games he's playing?...Jeff stops playing cards so they can talk...LOL More game talk & scenarios...they think Kevin & Natalie won't turn on them next week 😒..As the game talk continues, Jordan holds Jeff's hand across the bed...she lets her hand linger there and she caresses his fingers... They let go of their hands and Jeff mumbles "Michele's the worst" LOL Jordan asks about what?...Jeff says that Michele lies to him saying that her and Russell don't talk game...Jeff mistakenly believes that both Kevin and Natalie won't put either of them up the next week while Russell will, he says that there's the answer right there  Jordan says obviously Jeff has to get Russell out before Russell gets him...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says that Russell asked him if the final 4 thing was still on, he swore on his father and it was the one thing he didn't want to do and Jeff said that Russell never broke the promise so what is he talking about?...feeds go to control room... They talk about how Russell must know that's he's leaving, he made deals with everyone...Jordan says that Russell was found by BB at a bar where he was throwing money around plus he's already got 10 thousand...Jeff doesn't care about that, he's going home anyway. Jeff says that's fu**ed, they found Jordan too? he tried out...Jeff says that's bullshit, you know how many people try out? LOL Jeff says he wants to hear everyone's stories later, he knows they can't talk about it, it's crazy...Jordan then starts to tell Jeff the story about how she was handpicked to be on BB...she said she thinks it was meant to be that she was chosen, she didn't even think it was real at first...Jordan said isn't it weird how some things turn out? They go back to game talk...Jeff says it's going to be so uncomfortable when he calls Russell out...they wonder if Michele will vote for him to stay but it doesn't matter...Jordan says when Russell goes to jury house, it's going to be a him and Jessie bashing (of Jeff)...Jeff says he's fu**ed...Jordan says no, if they think about strategy and stuff, Jeff's got it...Jeff says he doesn't want to think that far ahead. Jeff says "I would freak out dude if we were in the final 2, like I would fu**ing freak out" :) Jordan says she would too, she'd cry, it would be so freaking awesome, it's going to be hard but if they focus and stay positive she thinks it could happen...Jeff says they have to start studying everything, they need to know everything because if they make it to the final 3, that's the competition, HOH/POV...they wonder what the final comps might be...Jeff thinks it would be fair if this week it was endurance...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Jeff comes back and wipes some lotion on Jordan's face...she says so, what's up?...Jeff says nothin', he wants this week done with...they talk about how Russell will react once he's put up and how long of a week it will be...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm especially where his tattoo is...Jeff says he'll give him a good speech and make him understand...Jordan says Russell is too sketchy, he showed his cards too early...Jeff says way too early, Ronnie should have gotten him out that week. Jordan says she is glad that Jeff stayed after that first week or she would have been by herself...Jeff says if he had left then nobody would have gotten Jessie out and Jordan would be long gone...Jeff then changes his mind saying he shouldn't say that, who knows what would have happened...Jeff says Jordan would have had to jump on the Jessie bandwagon (to stay safe)...Jordan says no, she didn't jump on the bandwagon before...Jordan says she would have had to find a new friend...Jeff says "who knows, whatever, everything happens for a reason"...Jordan says yep... Jeff says Jordan is acting all weird, he hates it, she's quiet because she thinks that she's getting on his nerves and she's not...Jordan says "it's funny, you've only known me a couple of months but you know me down pat, you know me" Silence...LOL Jordan says "it's funny cuz what is it...on the Bachelor what are you there? 6 weeks on the Bachelor? I'm always like them girls they can't sit there and actually like know the guy...it's only 6 weeks BUT I guess it proved wrong cuz I've been here awhile and I feel like I've known you forever"....Jeff says that with when with someone 24/7, who else has that? unless you're doing something like this...Jordan says "and then it's back to the grind"...Jeff says they'll worry about that when they cross that bridge too (referring to their relationship, not just the game ) Jordan wants to go to Myrtle Beach when she gets back home...Jeff says he wants to stay in LA a couple of days and go fishing...they remember that Russell's birthday is next week...Jeff says he honestly trusts him that he wouldn't go up but then Jordan would have to go up because he wouldn't put Michele up and there would be a chance of Jordan going home (aww) and with that said it would even be if they made it, him and Jordan vs Russell and Michele, he likes their odds better vs Kevin and Natalie. Jordan uses the washroom, when she comes back she asks why Michele always yawns?...Jeff says it's fake...Jordan giggles, she says she's weird...Jeff says she does awkward things...Jordan says she's just goofy  Jeff says he can't believe how they are acting even after getting called out by them...Jordan suggests laying down the normal way...Jeff says he should backdoor Michele and leaves to take his whitestrips off...Jeff comes back and they decide to turn the lights off... Smooth Jazz, Tiki huts, Beach weddings 2:25-2:55am Jeff & Jordan finally turn off the lights and get comfy in bed...they are quiet and far apart in bed...Jeff tries to engage Jordan...Jordan finally decides to talk about.......Russell 🤯  ...they talk about Russell and what he is really like...Jeff thinks he really does want to be his friend, he's an alright guy but this is the best gameplay sending him home, he would talk to him after this...maybe.  Jordan thinks he'd be the type of person that would go out with you to a bar and leave you stranded...Jeff doesn't think so but he can see him getting pissed off when he drinks, he would want his own ride if he went out with him...Jordan thinks he has anger built up...Jeff thinks he likes confrontation (yep!) Jeff says that he feels this is the road they have to take, he feels bad leaving him in the dark...Jordan says that Jeff shouldn't feel bad...Jeff says he doesn't, he'll take care of his business but that's his downfall, someone can f**k him and something will happen and he'll feel bad for them even though a week before he wanted to kill them, he doesn't know why he's like that. Jeff says that he's just not going against them with Jordan...Jordan sarcastically says thanks...Jeff says he's just not, Michele is smarter than him and Russell is an awesome competitor...Jeff says "I mean, I'm not saying, listen, don't, I'm sorry, I don't mean to, I'm not putting you down or anything, you know? and I want you with me in the finals and that's why I'm taking this road too, it's not for me, it's not for you I'm taking this road, it's for both of us, ykwim? it's an easier road for us, it's an easier road for me, an easier road for you, if we take the other way, it's a harder road for me, it's a harder for you, you know?"  ...Jeff says Jordan doesn't believe him?...Jordan does, she sees what he's saying. Jeff stresses that you have to win every competition, it's survival, if you don't win at this point, you go...Jordan says if they split them up she will die...Jeff says the thing is that he will be the one to go not her but Jeff isn't going anywhere and he really thinks they're going to do it 😢 They go over the HOH's and POV winners...they discuss when Dan happened to be there and what they need to count, what possible comps might be coming up. Silence then Jeff jokingly says "I thought you were going downstairs?"...Jordan says "I am"...Jeff says he's just joking, no she's not...Jordan mmm, hmmm's and Jeff says un uh (no), why would she go downstairs?...Jordan snuggles up to Jeff and says so that he can have the room to himself cuz since you got in here she's been up there...Jeff says he doesn't care, he wants her up there...Jordan knows but she just mmmm...Jeff says hmmm? what?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just feels like she's kind of bothering him, she doesn't want him to feel smothered...Jeff says "I'm not Jordan...I would tell you! you don't think I would tell you?"...Jordan says yeah, but he might want the room to himself one night...Jeff says Jordan doesn't bother him, other people there do...Jeff says ok? and to stop being all quiet and shit, she's freaking him out...Jordan asks why?... Jeff then snuggles up to Jordan and tells her that he can tell, she's acting all quiet and he doesn't like that, she needs to tell him a joke, start laughing...Jordan doesn't know any jokes...Jordan says she took a bath again...Jeff says "yay! you love them, did you shave your legs...smooth jazz?"...Jordan says she did, definitely...Jeff says whatever, I can't get in there LOL! (her soft blankie is in the way 😉) Jeff manages to and says mmmm...Jordan says they're the smoothest they've ever been...Jeff says "Smooth Jazz"...Jordan giggles... Jordan says she's kinda sleepy tonight...Jeff is too, it's past 2...Jordan brings up the Kevin dating game talking about Jeff but Jeff doesn't bite LOL ...Jordan rubs Jeff's hand and says his hands are soft, he puts lots of lotion on...Jeff says he doesn't like dry hands...he has a disorder :) Jordan says lotion disorder?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says Jeff smells good, it's the Axe...Jeff says it's the body wash not the deodorant...Jordan says the Axe works for her...Jeff says it's hers now, she can keep it, they put that in there for her...Jordan says someone took her cookie dough, even though she should lay off of it...Jeff says maybe someone made cookies?... Jordan rubs Jeff's hair and said no one has...Jordan asks if Jeff tried the blueberry muffins she made?...Jeff says no...Jordan says they were good...Jeff says he'll have one for breakfast...Jeff asks if Jordan saw his sandwich for breakfast?...Jordan did...Jeff describes the sandwich and says he was pumped about it...Jordan knows he was...Jeff asks if she wants one tomorrow?...Jordan says maybe...Jeff doesn't think she'll be as pumped as he was about it. Jordan turns to face the other way and reaches back to touch Jeff AKA assuming "the position"  Jeff says "what happened?"...Jordan says it's over, we lost and she giggles...Jeff says "this over?"... Quiet and then Jeff says he kind of doesn't like sheets but he likes it in there because it gets so cold in the morning...Jordan then asks Jeff what would be his ideal type vacation spot?...Jeff says Turks & Caicos, somewhere like that...Jordan hasn't heard of that...Jeff says the Bahamas is a little played, he wants to go to Jamaica cuz he loves Reggae...Jeff asks how about her?... Jordan wants clear blue water and white sand and somewhere where they have tiki huts...Jeff says "oh yeah!"...Jeff says his brother went to Antigua for his honeymoon and stayed in huts on the water...Jordan says that's what she's talking about, you could lay out and be in a towel and sleep...Jeff says you have your own little thing...Jordan asks if they loved it? he says they did...Jeff says that's awesome, that is totally his style too. Jordan says if her mom got remarried she would do it on a beach with just a couple of people...Jeff says that is what he wants to do...Jordan talks about her friend's mom's beach wedding...Jeff says that is cool and he likes it...Jordan talks about her friend's type of dress...Jeff says he went to have lunch in Laguna Beach and he saw a beach wedding, he describes what they were wearing, it was really casual but fu**ing awesome...Jordan says she would so do that, she loves that type of wedding but if she could she would have a big wedding too but who knows, her family isn't that big...Jeff would like a beach wedding and then have a party after. SILENCE...LOL Jeff scratches his head and more SILENCE  (probably mulling over what they just talked about  ) Jeff says "what else you got Jordan?" Jordan says she's sorry, she's falling asleep...they take off their mics… Jeff can get a goodnight kiss 2:56-3:37am Jeff & Jordan take off their mics to go to sleep...Jeff covers his head for a couple of minutes...he then moves over closer to Jordan...they talk a bit more game. Jordan snuggles into Jeff's armpit and then Jeff rubs her hair...Jeff asks her "why do you love it in there?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's kinda weird...Jeff says he doesn't mind, it's her little house LOL Jordan says it's dark and easy, so she can fit right in...Jeff giggles and asks if it smells wonderful?...Jordan says she just doesn't want his deodorant in her hair. After a minute Jordan turns the other way and says goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight Jordan"...he takes off his tank top, gets his covers all the way he wants and starts his prayers...he prays for a few minutes and then rolls over to Jordan and cuddles her... @ the 3:09:50 mark he gives her two quick kisses...after a bit he says he has to pee and then he says "are you happy you stayed up here Jordo?"...she uh huhs...Jeff rolls back to his side and decides to listen to some music, he says goodnight again but first he goes to the bathroom...when he returns he puts on the headphones and relaxes...all the while rubbing Jordan's butt. After about a minute Jordan goes to say something but doesn't, she just half giggles and Jeff says he loves it...he gives it one last shake and says sorry...Jordan says "I don't care"...Jeff says I love your butt...Jeff says remember when you woke up and you were like this. (referring to the fact she had her hand on his butt) Jordan says she can't believe she was...Jeff says he will let her sleep as he taps her butt one last time. Jeff says "we're gonna make out tomorrow"...Jordan says "are we?"...Jeff says maybe...Jordan clasps her hand under Jeff's arm...Jeff says he loves that Jordan loves "this song"...Jordan says 11...Jeff says it's the best...Jordan says it's a good song. Jeff listens to music for about 20 mins...just before the 3:35am mark he senses Jordan moving and asks "you awake Jordan?"...Jordan says she dozes off, wakes up, falls back asleep...Jeff says she keeps shaking, he's wondering wtf she is doing...Jordan says really? she didn't realize that...Jeff says to just go back to sleep...Jordan says she's sleeping and thinking and it's waking her up...Jeff says yeah, you're sleeping unless you wanna make out for awhile...Jordan looks over at him, he giggles... She feels bad so she says "you can get a goodnight kiss"...Jeff doesn't hear her because of the headphones and asks "who?"...Jordan says you...Jeff says "I know, I never do"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan gets up and plants a kiss on Jeff… Jeff says with a big smile on his face "oh, yeah...that's why I couldn't sleep"... Jordan says "now you can"...Jeff says "thanks Jordo"...Jeff continues listening to music and Jordan goes to sleep. Jordan’s dream/sleeping habits/Jeff’s sweatpants 11:08-11:31am Jordan and Jeff have been laying in bed with the lights on for about a half hour...Jordan spoons Jeff..they lay quietly for about 5 minutes, then Jordan turns away from Jeff, he immediately turns towards her and they cuddle & kiss...(movement under the covers)...Jordan tells Jeff she had a dream last night, that one of them won the HOH part that Jeff didn't want to win or something, no, they were all competing and it was an HOH, Jeff didn't want to win and he won it and Jeff yelled at Jordan says he told her he didn't want to win that HOH! and then Jordan said she was sorry...Jeff laughs and says I give you a hard time in my dreams? (he meant her dreams) ... Jordan says that in the dream she said she was sorry and that Jeff was yelling at her in front of everybody and Michele was saying, calm down Jeff, it's us three, you don't need to yell at her and Jordan said yeah! and Jeff said, you don't understand I told you! and Jeff was yelling...they both start laughing... Jeff says "see, then you wake up on a bad note, I was already yelling at you"...Jordan says "no, I was just like, I don't know"...Jordan asks Jeff if she was twitching like that last night?...Jeff says she was when she first went to sleep...Jordan laughs...Jeff was like wtf are you doing? what's up? but then he realized she was just asleep...Jordan said she would zone off, twitch, wake back up, zone off, she does that sometimes. Jeff cuddles up to Jordan, she says she doesn't feel like getting up, he doesn't either...Jordan says it's pretty outside...Jeff says he'll wait til 12:30, it's better sun anyway. Jordan rubs her eyes...Jeff makes the funny noise he makes when he's about to move in for a kiss or hug, he does, he covers their faces and kisses Jordan...Jordan says she can't breathe under there, she says it gets hot...Jeff says that's why he does it, it's freezing. They start talking about Casey, the banana comp and the tiff they had prior to and during it...Jordan says she was still mad and didn't want any help...she starts raising her voice and Jeff puts his hand over her mouth LOL Jordan says she knew she was going to be eliminated...Jeff says so yelling at him in front of everybody was better?...Jordan says she didn't yell at him...Jeff says "and then I yell at you in my dreams, in your dreams?" Jordan, with a devilish smile, says that Jeff yells at her now, it's his thing...Jeff says "no, it's not my thing"...Jordan says mmm, hmmm...Jeff leans in, kisses Jordan and says mmm, mmm...Jordan, like only Jordan can, says No!...Jeff laughs, he remembers the dream and says "of course, Michele has to stick her two cents in in the fu**ing dream" LOL...they both laugh. Jordan giggles and says he has a good point...Jeff says it's her or Lydia...Jordan says Lydia was the worst...Jeff says "dude, the worst!", he says that Lydia wouldn't talk to him for 3 days, he would say "Jordan" and Lydia would say from another room, to not talk to Jordan like that, he wanted to punch her...Jordan says he got rid of her so...Jeff says he would like to be a fly on the wall in the jury house. Jordan starts lol'ing about Natalie & Kevin and the bug incident, she says it was so funny...Jordan says they should tell production should do a thing on that...Jeff thinks they're already on it...Jordan says instead of Jesseeee, Jesseeee it's Kevin, Kevin now...Jeff says Kevin ran the other way instead of helping Natalie ...Jordan lol's twice more...Jeff says still? LOL Jordan says she's thinking about funny stuff...Jeff says good, stay in a good mood...Jordan says at one point last night she snuggled up to Jeff and he pushed her away or she put her feet on him...Jeff says no, he was about to fall off the bed and he asked Jordan to move over please...Jeff demonstrates LOL...Jeff says she kept pushing him and he was like wtf? you gotta move over...Jeff says it was the third time she did it...Jeff hugs his pillow and faces her...he says "you wanted to snuggle up last night" 😋 Jordan says she was cold and he took all the covers...Jeff denies...Jordan says her feet were cold...Jeff says he doesn't care about snuggling (AKA he wants to snuggle, lol) but just do it in the middle of the bed. Jordan says she is going bald on the one side, it's thin right there...Jordan asks to switch sides to listen to his CD player...they switch...Jeff gets up to get a drink...he goes to the fridge to get something and when he turns back his sweatpants are almost falling off and his package is half on display ...Jordan notices and giggles and tells him to pull his pants up...he smiles and obliges her. Jeff drinks a bit of his V8 and says the whitestrips make his teeth sensitive...Jordan says to grin, he does, she says they look white...he reaches over and takes something out of Jordan's eye, he says she needs to get it, then he does it again and gets some off...he asks her how she can sleep with mascara on?...Jordan says it's the liquid liner that comes off in the corner of her eye...she asks if it's gone?...Jeff says it is...Jordan puts on her headphones and listens to music... Game chat in the HOH - Jordan wakes Jeff up 1:15-1:28pm Jeff has been sleeping in the HOH room, Jordan has been outside talking game with Michele, she excuses herself saying she needs to go to the bathroom and goes up to the HOH to talk with Jeff. Jordan taps Jeff on the leg says "hey, what's up?"...Jeff stretches and says "what's up Jordan?"...Jeff asks what time it is?...Jordan says one something...Jeff says really?... Jordan says yeah, she is nervous and says "hang on" while getting the remote for the spyscreen...Jeff says he has to get up anyway and he does, he goes into the bathroom to put on his contacts and brush his teeth...Jordan starts telling Jeff about the conversation she just had with Michele... Jordan says Michele asked her who she wanted to see leave?...Jordan says she doesn't know but she guesses Kevin or Russell because they're the strongest players and then she turned it on Michele asking who she wanted to see go and Michele said Kevin and Natalie (leaving out Russell) after some hesitancy...Jordan says she forgot to tell Jeff that yesterday Michele told her that Russell said Jeff put his key in first just to trick him into feeling safe...Jordan says that Natalie was out there talking about slop saying that it was fair that Russell was on slop now because he'd never been on and then Michele sassily said that Natalie had really only been on slop half of the time...Jordan says that Michele is sticking up for Russell and she told Jordan an FYI - that Russell told her he was going to go berserk if Jeff put him up as the replacement nominee Jordan says that she told Michele that she's not sure what Jeff's going to do and she not speaking for Jeff but if it was her decision she would get rid of Kevin or Russell but that's not coming from Jeff's mouth, it's coming from her, she doesn't trust Russell, he couldn't even come clean with Jeff and Michele admitted that Russell told her that he wished she hadn't said anything about them talking about being final 2. Jordan says she told her that Jeff is going to do what's best for Jeff and she said that if Russell does win HOH next week he's not going to worry about Natalie with Kevin gone, he's going to try and get rid of Jeff, make a move and Michele didn't say anything...Jeff giggles...Jordan says that Michele asked her if JeJo think about the finals? and Jordan told her that they think of it a little but they don't like to think that far ahead because it's them 3 in the finals remember?...Michele asked why would they want to keep Natalie? it makes sense they want to keep her because why would they want to go up against Michele? Jeff says "no shit" LOL Jordan says that Michele asked her if they have even thought about that and Jordan said no, they only think about this week and next...Michele told Jordan that next week it wouldn't be good to win HOH because then you couldn't play for the final four/three...Jeff says that's fine, if Michele doesn't win HOH, she's gone, that's all...Jordan told her that she's still going to try...Jeff says "she's sold, she's gone, f**k her"...Jordan says she's so with Russell...Jeff says that's cool, Russell's gone and if she doesn't want to play by their rules then it's 4 against 1...Jordan says Russell knows he's going up...Jeff knows that Russell knows it's the only move to play. Jeff and Jordan agree it's the best/smartest move...Jordan says it's so good Michele didn't win the POV...Jeff says she better watch her fu**ing tone, if she gets out of line then he'll tell her Russell is going up and if she keeps up with the tone then she better fu**ing watch it, if she wants to throw HOH go ahead and make it easy on them, she'll go home then...Jeff says Michele isn't stupid, she knows Russell is her only ally, if Russell goes home she's effed, she knows that JeJo are covering both ends, of course M&R talk about it, all day sitting there for 8 hours, they know what the best move is, this, Jessie knew what the best move was when Jeff evicted him, Russell's not dumb, he knows this is the best move, is he going to sweet talk him and ask if Jeff wants to work out? no, he doesn't, he wants Russell to leave, that's what he wants. Jordan brings up the berserk thing again and Jeff says for him to go berserk...Jordan says she's not scared of him, what is he going to do? yell, scream, say hurtful things? (yep! )...Jordan says if Russell says something during the POV ceremony she will say something to him ...Jeff says he's not going to say anything, berserk? like he's scared of him, he'll fu**ing slap him in his fu**ing face...Jordan says she thought "omg! I gotta wake up Jeff and tell him", she used the bathroom excuse...Jeff says who cares if Jordan is telling him? who the f**k is she running around telling you that shit, she should watch her fu**ing mouth...Jordan repeats that she made it clear these were her thoughts not Jeff's so they can't turn around and say anything. Jordan says she has to shave her bikini line...Jeff says "shave? your goocher?" LOL Jordan goes in the shower stall to shave while Jeff goes to poop...(haha they keep talking...they crack me up! even while doing this they talk game ) ...Jordan says she told Michele to remember that Russell never liked her in the beginning, he's just using her...they discuss what Michele said about not wanting to win HOH next week...Jordan wonders if Michele would put them up if she won?...Jordan says if Michele flops, she'll take HOH and then they can do whatever they want. Jordan waits while Jeff puts his shorts on...Jeff starts looking through the fish food bags saying they're all mixed up...Jordan says that Michele said she wasn't stupid and was questioning the fact that Jordan and Jeff never thought of keeping Natalie the weaker of two of them...Jeff says "be like, I'm not stupid either, you never talked to Russell?"...Jordan says she said no...Jeff says Michele knows it's the best move, let her talk to him...Jordan says she's kiind of worried if Michele wins HOH because Michele said if it comes down to it, she'll have to put one of them up...Jeff says "yeah, next week"...Jeff asks what day it is?...they figure out it's Sunday...Jeff looks through the bags... HOH Game talk - Jeff feeds the fish 1:28-1:31pm While talking game with Jordan, Jeff feeds the fish in the HOH room... Jeff has realized the order of the food bags is all messed up, he says that BB is just going to have to fix it later on...Jeff and Jordan talk about Michele’s sassiness when grilling Jordan earlier...Jordan tells Jeff that she told Michele that Jeff is going to do what’s best for him just like Michele would...Jeff says Jordan best believe she’s running to tell Russell right now, he doesn’t give a f**k, he will tell Russell he’s putting him up if he asks. Jeff puts his hand, full of fish food, in the fish tank and says “look at these fu**ing things, look it”...Jordan asks “are they eating it?”...Jeff says yeah, they nibble your fingers...Jordan says eww...Jeff says you don’t feel it...Jeff says they’re so smart, they wait for this fu**ing thing...Jordan asks “what’s that?”...Jeff says “watch”, it’s a chunk you push against the glass, they’re all supposed to nibble on it and run away but one fish steals the whole thing...he tells her to watch as he does it and boom! one fish immediately steals it...Jeff says they all fight for it and then take off and chase each other... Jeff goes to wash his hands...Jordan tells Jeff not to act any different when he goes downstairs...Jeff says he won’t...Jordan says Michele wanted to get info to see where Jeff’s head was so she could go tell Russell...Jeff says yeah, for sure...Jordan says she told Michele that Jeff hasn’t told her what he’s doing...Jeff says Michele thinks they’re stupid, he doesn’t even know why he’s getting mad, he’s just mad at the fact that no problem, he’ll bend over while Michele puts it (knife) in him. Jordan says she’s going back downstairs, she just wanted to let him know what Michele said...Jeff says “thanks Jordan”...Jordan says “you’re welcome”...Jeff thanks her for waking him up too...Jordan says that she said things ok?...they high five... Jeff asks what?...Jordan says that Jeff always says she doesn’t say anything, that’s why she said they were coming out of her mouth...Jeff grabs Jordan and playfully whips her onto the bed LOL Jeff grabs his UCLA hat and mutters to himself what Michele said about Russell going to go berserk...Jordan asks if she can wear Jeff’s fishing hat (to block the sun)...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says “really?”...Jeff says yeah...Jordan puts it on but says she looks like Grumpy Old Men, she doesn’t want it...Jeff asks if she wants his Italian hat?...Jordan says no, she’s good...they walk out and head downstairs...Jeff asks if Jordan has eaten?...Jordan says she ate a muffin and oatmeal...Jordan goes outside and Jeff heads to the SS room to get his sandals… Jordan likes country music 1:44-1:49pm Poolside...JeJo are both in the pool in their customary rafts, Michele is getting out, Russell is sitting on the edge of the pool just being weird...tension is in the air but Jeff and Jordan try to act like nothing is going on  ...Jordan pokes Jeff in the ear to get his attention LOL...Jeff asks if Jordan put lotion on?...Jordan says earlier she did, did he?...Jeff says not yet. Jeff brings up the weird music they played this morning...Jordan says she never even heard of them, the second one was country wasn’t it?...Russell mumbles something...Jordan says she thought it was but...Jeff says “it had to be for you”...Jordan repeats she never heard of it. Jordan says she likes Brad Paisley, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson...Jeff asks if a lot of people where she’s from like it? he keeps picturing that she’s from a smaller town in the south, but Charlotte is a bigger town but does Charlotte like country?...Jordan says oh yeah definitely, she says how she told Jeff about May race week and they have people like Gary Allen, Boyz II Men, they have 4 different stages with concerts, she was 18 or 19 when Boyz II Men was there, they close half the streets down, they have food, funnel cakes, they have concerts...Jordan says she missed it when she came out to LA in May, they have it every year, it’s called Speed Street. Jeff asks who was there last year?...Jordan says she thinks Gary Allen, one year Kellie Pickler was there, they have alternative bands too, also every year in October they have the Gravedigger’s Ball and last year Katy Perry was there...Russell asks if it’s only Nascar or Motorcross too?...Jordan says mainly Nascar, the last day, Sunday is when the big race happens. Jordan says when she was younger she went to Kenny Chesney concerts, she remembers Keith Urban and Rascal Flatts too...Russell says Rascal Flatts is popular out here...Jordan loves Rascal Flatts, they’re really good...Jordan says she likes Carrie Underwood too...Russell asks if that’s the hot girl that won American Idol?...Jordan says yes...Russell says she’s smoking hot...feeds go to control room... Mono & football 2:08-2:15 Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Russell and Michele at the pool...they have been talking about braces, wisdom teeth and tonsils...Jordan says her wisdom teeth were impacted and had to be removed, Jeff says his were too...Jordan talks about her dentist while a helicopter flies overhead, it’s impossible to hear what she’s saying...Jeff says when he was young, in high school, he used to get strep throat every year, when winter would come around, the changing of the seasons, he’d get it and the doctor was always urging him to take his tonsils out for four years, never did and then he just never got strep again...Russell says he always thought kids that get strep or mono were using it as an excuse to skip school. Jeff says his senior year he got sick and he went to the doctor with his oldest brother, the doctor told him he had mono and Jeff asked him what about football? The doctor asked what year he was and Jeff told him senior and he said his football career is done, he can’t play...Jeff was like what!?...the doctor told him that if he took a shot in the kidneys, which are swollen, he could die...Jeff told his brother that if he told their parents that Jeff can’t play football, he would kill him and then when they got home his brother said “Jeff’s got mono! he can’t play” Jeff was like “you fu**ing asshole!” and his Ma was like “don’t say that” and his dad was like “how do you feel?” LOL...Jeff says his dad was all about playing...Russell says it’s such a dad comment...Jeff says he played a rival school, he only ran the ball 11 times that game, he was really weak, he was sick...Russell asks what mono does?...Jeff says it makes you weak...Jordan says it makes you tired and sleepy...Jeff says he could feel it in his throat, he wasn’t eating anything because of his swollen throat... Jeff says it was homecoming game, he was so sick, didn’t even practice and ran like shit, one of the kids from the other school was trash talking Jeff saying he sucked, calling him a pussy and all this shit was going through his head like if he didn’t have mono he would have fu**ing drilled him, the kid kept taunting him and Jeff got up and kicked him, kneed him in the face...Jeff says he got thrown out of the game and the next game, that gave him a little time to recover ...Jordan giggles. Jeff says that he ended up playing with someone that played for the other team that remembered the incident and Jeff and they had it on tape so they could watch film of Jeff...Jeff says “my parents were so pissed”...Jordan says “I bet”...Russell brings up the mono again...Jeff says he was weak and skinny, he shouldn’t have played...Russell asks how it went away?...Jeff says antibiotics but you have to keep taking them for a long time...Jordan says you have to rest and sleep or it won’t go away plus antibiotics...Russell wonders why only young people get it?...Michele says there was an outbreak in her college...Jeff says he guesses it’s really contagious...Jordan who has gotten up is walking to the hammock and says “yeah, you could have got your.....teammates mono” (I think she was going to say “girlfriend” instead of teammates lol) Russell mutters about Jeff kneeing that guy in the face...Jeff says he was pissed because the guy said he sucked and he was right...Jeff says if he wasn’t sick he would have drilled the guy in the face legally...Russell asks if Jeff was a bruiser or a speed demon?...Jeff says bruiser, he didn’t have the speed so he’d have to put his head down, he ran like idol Walter Peyton how he finished all his runs and that’s how he would run, he’d just drill the safeties, make them pay, then in the second half make moves because they were leery of getting hit and he’d go right around them, that’s high school though...Jeff says in college he was even slower because everyone is faster so he just ran with his head down...Russell and Jeff continue football talk... The Great Peach/Nectarine debate rages on… 2:41-2:58pm This is the infamous peach/nectarine argument that aired on the TV show and the one that IMO Jordan was embarrassed about afterwards...a few days later they had the conversation in the HOH about it, I think she realized that BB was going to use it to make her look dumb/irrational and she didn't like it... The feeds switch from outside to the kitchen where Jeff and Jordan are...Jeff is prepping for the chicken for lunch, Jordan is sitting on the counter eating a nectarine...Jordan is being stubborn insisting it’s a peach... Jordan says she’s about to go in the DR and ask them because she honestly thinks Jeff is wrong...Jeff just wants to prepare the chicken LOL but says “hold on, I’m going to prove this right now” and he walks towards the SR...Jordan says “cuz a peach and nectarine taste identical, this is a peach” (wrong!)...Jeff mutters “alright”...Jeff yells out asking if there’s a red onion out there?...Jordan says she doesn’t see it...Jeff says it’s on the left...Jordan shrugs and says “whatever” (not nice Jordan)...Jeff is heard saying “f**k”...he comes back saying that Jordan should go in the DR and ask, he went in the SR to see if there was a nectarine sticker on the fruit. Jordan says “I know I’m right, it’s a peach” (wrong!)...Jeff ignores and says they can make the chicken the other way and put them in fajitas too...Jeff then says “go ask, it’ll be funny”...Jordan asks if he thinks they will be able to tell if she holds up the pit?...Jeff says yeah, ask them what’s the difference between a peach and a nectarine? Is one fuzzy and one smooth?...Jordan says “yeah but they taste the same”...Jordan walks off saying “me and you are just having these little conflicts with each other”...Jeff sarcastically says “make sure you sit down and look cute cuz they’re going to use this”...Jordan says “no!”...Jeff clears his throat (showing constraint LOL) Jordan goes in the DR, Jeff continues prepping...feeds go to control room briefly...Jordan yells out “Jeff!”...Jeff says what?...Jordan says “he (DR guy) said it did look like a peach aaaand but he said he’s not the one that does the grocery shopping so he doesn’t know but tonight I will definitely find out if Michelle or one of them is working and I will ask because...let me ask her” (referring to Michele who has just come inside) Jordan asks Michele, this is a peach correct? It has the nut like a peach...Michele looks...Jeff says “what is a peach? does it have fur on the outside or is it smooth?”...Jordan who is raising her voice, says “I know a peach has fur”...Michele says peaches are furry...Jeff says “it’s smooth, what’s it called?”...Jordan tells Michele to smell it...Michele says it smells like a peach...Jordan yells “it’s a peach!”...Michele says she doesn’t know!...Jeff says to Jordan “you’re a peach” LOL Jordan, who is wrong, says “you’re so wrong and you hate it because I'm right”...now Jeff yells “I don’t hate it! It’s a nectarine!”...Jordan says “no, I put, I put 100 bucks on it” (Jordan would lose )...Michele confuses those fruits with oranges and tangerines, she doesn’t eat a lot of fruit...Jordan yells “a nectarine tastes completely different, it’s harder, this is soft”...Jeff guffaws saying “so what’s the difference between...what if I am wrong? I’m going to be so fu**ing pissed”...Jeff laughs...Jordan yells “you are wrong!!”...Jeff says “what’s a furry peach called and what’s a smooth one called? a smooth peach?”...Michele howls like a hyena...Jordan says “when I was cutting the fruit...a nectarine is kinda...stop you’re making me laugh...it’s kinda like the apple thing”...Michele brings up tangerines...Jeff says “no, that’s a tangerine”...Jordan yells “a nectarine!”...Jeff points at Jordan saying that’s a nectarine!!...Jordan yells “this is a peach!! smell it, it has a nut in the middle!!”...Jeff yells “what do you mean smell it!? Is it furry or smooth?”...Jordan continues being stubborn saying it’s a peach, it smells like it, it’s a peach!! yes it is!! Natalie is about to walk in at this moment...Jeff, referring to Natalie, says “don’t even start with her”...Of course Jordan starts in with Natalie lol...Jordan says to come here...Jeff says “oh boy, house meeting”...Jordan says “yeah house meeting cuz I know I’m right and I know you’re so wrong” (wow 😨  )...Jeff who has shown much constraint says “you better watch what you say cuz if you’re wrong you’re going to look like a fool so heads up” Jordan holds up the pit and says “this is a peach right?”...Natalie says “nectarine”...Jeff says “BAM!” LOL...Jordan says “how is this a nectarine?”...Natalie says “peaches are the soft fuzzy ones”...Jordan says she knows but smell it, it smells like a peach...Natalie smells and nods no...Jeff says “you lost!”...Jordan says “no! this is a peach!!”...Jeff says “you lost, it hurts”...Natalie walks off saying sorry Jordo and muttering something about nectarines...Jordan is a little speechless and stumbles over her words...Jeff nods saying “I’m the best” :) Jordan says “no, you’re not”...Jeff says “just say I won”...Jordan says “no”...Jeff continues “I’m sorry Jeff, I’ll go get you a lemon if you want right now...I need a lemon, could you go get me one?” LOL Jordan says she doesn’t understand why nectarines and this (she still won’t admit haha) taste just alike? when she cut the other nectarine, it was hard, this one is actually softer... Jordan gets up saying “I still don’t believe it, I still think I’m right”...Jeff asks if she can get him a lemon?...Jordan says no, cuz she’s pissed...Jeff says “why, come on, go get me a lemon please...it’s your lunch”...Jordan walks off saying “no I just ugghhhhhhh”...Jeff says “what are you mad about? that you’re wrong?”...Michele asks if Jordan can bring her some milk?...Jordan says “sure Michele”... Jeff says for Jordan to check if there’s any winekins in there for Jordan and he giggles...Michele says “you’re such a butthead Jeff” HUH? Wtf is she talking about!?...Jeff says “butthead!? she was screaming at me and she didn’t even know if she was right or not!”...Michele giggles...Jeff says “how come I always look like the bad guy even when I’m right?”...Michele says he’s not the bad guy...Natalie asks Michele if she said it was a nectarine too?...Michele says she doesn’t know fruit...Jeff laughs...Michele says she’s never eaten either, only canned fruit...Jeff says “too funny”... (in the meantime on Cam 2 Jordan is seen in the SR looking at nectarines and smelling them lol) A minute later Jordan brings back the milk and puts the lemon down in front of Jeff...Jeff laughingly says “don’t get pissed at me...uhh, you could still be right Jordan, you don’t know for sure”...Jordan says “I know, I think I am”...Jeff says “I don’t think you are but” Jordan says every time she eats a peach it looks exactly like that...Jeff says it does look and taste exactly like a peach”...Jordan says “oh”...Jeff says “but it’s not a peach, ykwim?”...Jordan mmm, hmm’s...Jeff says Jordan can ask them in the DR tonight, is she gonna?...Jordan mmm, hmm’s...Jeff starts talking about how much chicken he should make and Jordan who is still pouty keeps mmm, hmm’ing... Jeff says he’s obsessed with basil...Jordan just stares...Jeff says he can’t believe she went in the DR (to ask), she’s funny...Jordan says it’s because she was 100% sure she was right...Jeff says “how are you 100%?”...Jordan says in an annoyed tone “I don’t know! I guess it’s cuz I never had a nectarine before that tasted like a peach”...Jeff says “listen, then what’s the difference? they gotta be two different things”...Jordan explains again that the previous nectarine was harder like an apple (umm, it wasn’t as ripe lol) and this one was soft...Jeff says he knows what she means, the texture is exactly like a peach...Jordan says “exactly”...Jeff who is trying to compromise says “maybe you’re right, I don’t know, I thought peaches were furry”...Jordan finally backs down saying they are but she thought this one just might be... Jordan trails off and drops the conversation instead asking if she can put the chicken on the grill?...Jeff asks if she wants to cook it?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she can, if she’s saying she’s trying to help...Jordan asks if he’s trying to be nice now?...Jeff says what does she mean, he’ll let her do it, he just has to supervise...Jordan asks what Jeff is putting on the chicken? garlic and pepper?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says those are his main ingredients...Jeff adds salt too, he also says red pepper to make it a little spicy...Jeff says the pepper mill takes forever...Jordan says she put pepper in another grinder, it might be easier for him... Jordan asks if that stuff makes it more fattening?...Jeff explains it’s just a marinade to give flavour...Jordan says she went on the scale and weighed 140.5...Jeff says grilled chicken is the best for her, if she wants to lose weight, just eat chicken with a salad...Jordan just continues looking at Jeff...Jeff continues chopping garlic...Jordan tells Jeff to call her once he’s done...Jeff says he’ll cook the chicken later...Jordan asks if he wants help putting away the spices...Jeff says no, she can go outside and enjoy :) ...Jordan goes outside… Grilling chicken 4:15-4:25pm Jeff & Jordan grill some chicken on the grill and chit chat about game & stuff.  :) That's all. LOL I thought it was cute watching them cook together plus Jeff is shirtless 😛 Jeff is older & wiser 5:15-5:43pm Jeff & Jordan finish having their chicken dinner and head up to the HOH to chill....Jordan sits in bed and waits for Jeff who is in the bathroom...Jeff sits in the round chair and immediately flirts with Jordan, he flashes his dimples and asks Jordan if she wants to take a shower together 😘 ...Jordan says yeah, let's go...Jeff, looking like the cheshire cat says he will meet her in there...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks what her smile is about?...Jordan says nothin', can she not smile?...Jeff says it's a little smirky though, what's on her mind? Jordan says nothing, everybody is split up in 2's...Jordan doesn't like Michele's attitude... they talk about Michele wanting to save Russell and what it will be like when he walks out that door, Jordan can't wait...Jeff thinks he'll be mad at first but he'll be over it by Thursday...Jordan doesn't want to commit to Kevin & Natalie too much...Jeff says they saved them twice, they owe him...Jordan knows and says she can't believe Michele told her that they would be dump to keep her, she likened it Natalie to Jerry from the Dan/Memphis season and then Jordan got pissed thinking, who does she thinks she is?? Jordan says she notices Michele's annoying yawning now, it irritates her...Jeff says once you notice it, it gets on your nerves...Jordan says Michele was throwing stones about her & Jeff being up in the HOH room...they don't know what she's talking about...Jeff makes fun of whiny, mumbly Michele saying "are you guys listening to music up there?" LOL Jordan laughs! and says she's crazy...Jeff says that something is on Michele's mind and she won't say it, Jeff knows what she is thinking though but he has things on his mind too. They talk about end game, Michele and how she does in comps  ...Jordan says she lied to Michele about worrying that Jeff would dump her in the final 3 like Drew & Diane...Jeff says yeah, let her think that...Jordan says if she has to she'll make a pretend deal with her...Jeff says she doesn't even have to make that deal...they agree they want it to be Jeff, Jordan and Natalie in the final 3...Jeff says she could pull one out at the end but they just have to put themselves in the best position and hope for the best...they say Kevin is slick and not sure who they trust more between the two...Jeff says Michele isn't that impressive in comps...they go over them...Jeff says his wins aren't that impressive either he guesses...Jordan says he won stuff. Jordan goes to the bathroom, comes out and pretends to hit Jeff in the face and Jeff grabs to pinch her butt but misses...Jordan sits down but gets back up to put her mic on, she says she's glad Jeff is her partner otherwise she would've been out of there, she would have been gawn...Jeff says "you gawn" :) Jordan gets a granola bar and sits back down on the bed...they talk about Kevin & Natalie...Jordan says they're not getting on her nerves and they're not up their asses...they talk about how Natalie is sucking up...Jordan thinks they have probably made a final 2 deal...Jordan tells Jeff that she told Kevin they didn't make a final 2 deal, that it is bad luck...Jeff says that is what they want (final 2) but it's still a long way off. Probably one of my top 5 little interactions btw J&J here (LOVE watching Jeff's reaction) Jordan asks Jeff is he thinks it is possible? (that they make it to final 2)...Jeff says she asks him this every day and anything is possible...Jordan says "ok, LISTEN, I wanna ask you something"...Jeff starts smiling a huge smile... Jordan says "I wanna tell you something, the reason I ask you things like that is because it's like...you're older and wiser and I listen to everything you say because I, I don't know"...Jeff starts laughing... Jordan continues..."I trust you and I feel like you're smarter and you know...so whenever I don't feel confident about something or I get kinda worried, I just ask you because I feel like I just need the reassurance and it makes me feel better...so that's why if I ask you and you're like omg, I just ask you because I think you have all the answers"...Jeff says he doesn't have all the answers but yes, he thinks they can do it...Jeff gives one of his motivational positive pep talks. Jordan says she plays it over in their head if they were to be final 2 with the others asking them questions...Jeff says that's good to picture that...Jordan says she asks a lot because she thinks Jeff has all the answers...Jeff asks her if she believes they can do it?...Jordan says she does but she wants to know what he thinks too...Jeff says he believes it...they talk more game & scenarios ...Jeff basically says the answer is always win HOH or POV, win that's all, throw a hippo in the scenario, just win, don't rely on others, win, don't give up, win...feeds go to control room...more game talk. Jeff says at this point in the game everyone is lying, he just wants the strongest player out...Jeff says he's lying LOL...Jordan says it better not be to her!...Jeff runs his hands through his hair in frustration and says "shut up!"...Jordan giggles...Jeff gets quiet for a little while and Jordan asks him what is he thinking?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says "you wanna make out?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she knew that would put a smile on his face... :) Jeff gets quiet again... Jordan asks about Jardiniere? LOL Jeff explains what it is and says he can't believe they gave him that...Jordan says she is going to work out tonight...Jeff says he is lazy, he has no motivation which is stupid because there is nothing to do in there...Jordan says she was the same with her homework...Jeff says like avoiding counting things in the GR? /sarcasm...Jordan says they can do it late tonight if he wants...Jeff says yes, they decide they'll do it soon when others aren't around...feeds are cut off... Crab legs, neck kisses & going fishing Part 1 5:44-5:59pm Jeff gets in bed with Jordan...Jordan says they'll take a nap, work out, take a shower and then start counting stuff...they go over the need for counting...Jeff says that if someone on the street came up to her and said she had to count everything in this house for the one in five chance to win a half million dollars what would she do?...Jordan says "count"...Jeff says "everything so why would you be lazy and not practice or learn?" ...Jeff says he is spinning his wheels with her to try and get through to her that they need to do everything they can to learn...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Silence..........then Jordan bites her nail, smiles and takes off her mic to sleep, she tells Jeff "goodnight"...Jeff does his little groan 😚 Jordan wraps herself up in the blanket and grabs the other bigger blanket to cover herself...feeds go to control room... ...when they return Jordan is giggling about her legs crawling? LOL and Jeff has covered his head with the big cover...Jordan says "hellooo?"...Jeff says "when you tell me when I'm going to get crab legs and what kind then I'll respond to you...until you get those 2 answers I'm not talking to you anymore, so figure those two questions...when am I gonna eat crab legs?"...Jordan says "when you get outta here"...Jeff says "wow! ok, what kind of crab legs do you know?"...Jordan says "none"...Jeff says "you don't have crab legs when you worked at Hooter's?"...Jordan says "just crab legs, regular crab legs"... Jeff says "so what other crab legs are you talking about when I said if you were a crab I would eat you"...Jordan says "I thought you were talking about my legs"  They laugh...Jeff says "if they were filled with crab meat I would eat them" :)...Jordan says "I thought you were being dirty"😂..Jordan laughs and Jeff rips the cover off his head and looks over at her with a big smile... Jeff says "oh my Gawd"...Jordan tries to explain but Jeff says "what planet am I on right now?" ...Jordan says "cuz you said if I was a crab you'd eat me"...he says it's cuz he likes crab legs, she never heard him say that? which means he likes her (he admits it!) ...Jordan thought he was trying to be goofy when he said that...Jeff says yeah, I got it....Jordan says Jeff is short tempered...Jeff says he's not, he didn't even get pissed, he just wanted her to figure out something, he's beginning the quizzes now...Jeff says that's not short tempered...Jordan giggles and then moans... Jeff mimics her moaning in Michele's manner and covers his head again...they both laugh...Jordan says she doesn't like "this Jeff" that she's been experiencing...Jeff says then he'll just be goofy and who gives a f**k who wins...Jordan says noooo, to stop acting like that...Jeff says who cares, let's just have fun....Jeff says they got this far, at least they got to the jury house....feeds go to control room and you can see Jeff covering Jordan with the cover and grabbing her towards him, enveloping her, going for her neck and kissing her... When they return Jeff is still spooning Jordan...after a minute he turns back to his side, closes his eyes and covers his head...Jeff rubs Jordan and snuggles up to her, gives her a little kiss and asks her "what does that mean? does this mean it's over?"...Jordan says mmm, hmmm, you're done, it's over...Jeff nuzzles her and asks why?...Jordan says "cuz! you get very irritated with me now and I keep saying that, every day" (he's continuing to kiss/bite her ear/neck) ...Jeff says he's not, he told her, why would he be hugging her?...Jordan says "cuz you're trying to make up!"..they laugh and he kisses her. Jeff says he could just throw her aside...Jordan squeals no!...Jeff says no and he nuzzles some more...Jordan says "not at all, Jeefff!"...Jeff says what? they're practicing, the questions...more giggles...Jordan says "on my neck?" 😄 Some funny business goes on, they do their Jeff! no! what? routine...Jeff says he's trying to get some sleep, relax...Jordan laughs and says he keeps kissing her neck, he's not getting practice...Jeff says who is doing that? quit showing off...they joke around about covers, not breathing and pillow smothering LOL Jordan says that's awful...Jeff says he's joking...Jordan says she needs to put on deodorant...Jeff says gross! and they banter about that...Jordan puts on deodorant and sings while doing it 😀 Jordan gets back in bed and they banter about B.O...Jordan says she doesn't stink...Jeff says quit telling people he's hitting on her all the time or else she's going to be called smelly when she gets out of here...they joke around some more about stones and who Jordan tells that to… CL, NK & GF Part 2 6-6:38pm Jordan reaches over to touch Jeff...Jeff says no! (ala Jordan) and Jordan tells him to calm down...calm down now!...Jeff gives her a cute look and says "you're not the boss of me"...Jordan says "sister...you forgot that part"...they laugh...Jordan says "you're going down sista...isn't that how you say it?"...Jeff asks if Jordan will scratch his back?...Jordan huhs and begrudgingly says she will, she tells him to turn around...Jeff says why can't Jordan be appreciative that he made her lunch so she would willingly scratch his back?...Jordan protests about who did what for lunch...Jeff just want scratches please, everything doesn't have to be an argument. Jordan starts scratching...they start bickering about how to back scratch LOL but she keeps doing it and Jeff keeps enjoying it...☺️ ...they are quiet but Jordan keeps doing those secret smiles of hers... They talk a little about mint chocolate chip ice cream and if Jordan should bring her clothes upstairs thinking Russell might do something to them?...Jeff says no, he'll be fine...they talk a little game concerning Russell and Michele...Jordan asks can he imagine what it would be like in there if the prize was a million dollars?...Jeff says it's half a million what is that, shit?...Jordan says no it's a lot but people are...Jeff says he would stab someone for half a million...Jordan says she would stab someone for a 100 thousand...Jeff says he'll cut his fingers off for a 100 bucks...Jordan laughs...Jeff says buy him dinner and he'll rip his esophagus out (yikes! lol)...Jeff says he's just joking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNWbkR-8bHA Jordan brings up fishing...she asks him if he's going fishing when he leaves?...with his dad?...Jeff says no, he'll stay in California and go fishing on the ocean...Jordan asks on the pier?...Jeff says no in a boat...Jeff says they have charters that go out out of Redondo beach right next to Hermosa...Jordan gets it now...Jeff explains what it entails...Jeff says it's the best time, it's his favorite thing to do ever, he'd rather do that a 100X over going out to a nightclub or something...Jordan says "umm, what was I going to say...I could fish but I couldn't eat the fish, I'd let somebody else eat it"...Jeff smiles and says "are you saying you want to stay and go fishing? 😊” Jordan says "no I was just saying, like, you know...see at home you can"...Jeff interrupts saying he brought a girl out there one time...Jordan says umm, turns 3 shades of red and starts laughing "back at home..." Jeff says "what? I'm just saying if you like...why, is that gross?"...Jordan is giggling and Jeff says "look at you, getting all jealous!"...Jordan protests "I did not get jealous!!"...Jeff says "aww, that's so fu**ing cute" 😍 ..Jordan who has covered her head with the blanket, says she didn't have anything to say from it, she did not get jealous!!...Jeff says "Jordan, that's so cute" ❤ Jordan turns the convo back to fishing, she says back at home when she goes to the beach, they don't have a boat but you can fish on the pier...Jeff says here too but he likes the boat...Jordan doesn't think there are charters...Jeff says for sure there are...Jeff says there are expensive ones that are all day for big fish, it's expensive, he can't afford it, it can cost $800 to $1000 a day...Jeff talks about the time he was in Mexico and paid some guy $150 to take him and his gf out on the boat...Jordan can't believe he went on some random person's boat...Jeff says there were all these timeshare people, he told them he wouldn't buy a timeshare but he wanted to be taken out fishing and they set it up, he caught 4 big toona LOL Jeff says it was worth it...he tells Jordan he caught the toona at Lover's Beach, it was from the Pirates of the Caribbean, the movie Troy was filmed there too...Jeff says he does want to go on a big boat one day when he has more money, if he won the big money, he'd stay and take his buddies on a really nice fishing trip over here...Jordan says that's nice...Jeff says they'd kick it at the beach all day, he'll worry about that later (he knocks on wood) Jeff says that is like his favorite day...Jordan says what day?...Jeff is incredulous 😂...he smiles and says Tuesdays...Jordan says why?...Jeff says they're just cool...Jordan says Tuesday? that's such a random day, what about Saturday? 🤪 Jeff says what about the day he was just talking about, fishing, maybe it's that day, what were we just talking about Jordan?...he laughs and turns towards her saying "Jordan, c'mon I can't take it no more!"... Jeff questions if she was even there the whole time he was talking about fishing?...Jordan says "yesssesssss!"...Jeff then he grabs the pillow and pretend smothers her, he says "it's over, I'm out of this house!" Jordan says he got her... Jeff accidentally bonks her on the head, they laugh and he pushes her down...she says Jeff always beats her up...Jeff says he hit her with the pillow...Jordan laughs saying when he swung it her hand hit her head by accident...Jordan pinches his cheek and says "I hit my head Jeff!"...Jeff wants to know if she wants to make out and make up?" LOL...Jordan says she's mad...Jeff says she's not...Jordan says she is and Jeff asks at who?...Jordan sings "youuuuu!" 😂...Jeff says she seems fired up. Jordan puts on chapstick and lays back down...Jeff asks if they should open that wine and get crunked?...big smile from Jeff...Jordan says right now? ok....Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand and they hold hands...Jeff thinks maybe they should save it for a better time? if they had 2 they could have one now...Jordan plays with Jeff's hand. Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and belly while talking about the wine, BB told them they can't save it (for future weeks)...they decide to drink it Tues. or Weds...they talk about being final 2...Jeff pinches Jordan's face and they talk about how it's going to be hard from here on out and they both have to win things...Jeff says if they have a chance and they don't win, one of them is going home 🙁...Jordan understands and says ok... Jordan preps herself for nap time...Jeff says "did you turn your back on me?"...Jordan says no, let's take a nap. Jeff says "come here" (my favorite thing Jeff says to her ever) and he pulls her towards him. (rawrrr🐯) Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says omg, it's every 10 minutes (the bickering)...Jeff wants to play a game...Jeff suggests Go Fish...Jordan says it kind of bored her...Jeff spoons Jordan, does something and Jordan giggles...Jordan says "you know what?"...Jeff says "what Jordo?"...Jordan says Tues and Weds can be their practice days...Jeff says ok, it sounds good to him... Jeff has his one hand completely wrapped around Jordan and gets real snuggled up to her again, he does that little moan and nuzzles her neck...Jordan says goodnight again...Jeff whiny moans again...Jordan asks if he is doing a Michele and they both imitate Michele's weird moaning and movements in bed...Jordan adjusts her blanket and top and Jeff asks what's in there and he peeks LOL Jordan says she wants to take a nap, Jeff too...she takes off her mic and lays it on the bed in case they want to talk more...Jeff says deal, sista...Jordan moves around and bonks her head again, she laughs in pain. Jeff covers them and snuggles again, he goes for her neck and Jordan is ticklish...Jeff says he's sleeping...Jordan says "Jefffffff"...Jeff says he's sleeping, for her to quit waking him up...Jordan says "goodnight!"...Jeff says goodnight, Jesus!....Jordan is so aware of the cameras so she puts a huge pillow in front of her body to block the view, lol. As Jordan adjusts the pillow Jeff uses his hand that's wrapped around Jordan to pull her blanket to block the view even further haha...Jordan giggles one last time...Jeff asks if it was because of that?...Jordan says no, she was thinking of something funny...Jeff wants her to share...Jordan just says it's funny that they bicker and then it's like they never bickered...Jeff says 10 minutes later it's the same shit...Jordan says it's their friendship...Jeff says mmm, he feels like he's gotten the short end of the stick in this friendship...Jordan says "why?...I've been a good friend"...Jeff agrees and they quiet down but then Jeff brings up the show that is airing tonight, they finally doze off... Jordan holds Jeff’s butt 7:11-7:13pm Jeff & Jordan nap in the HOH room. Jordan has her hand on Jeff's butt while they sleep. Cute! Michele rudely interrupts and wakes Jeff up. Jordan continues holding his butt, lol...Jeff then gets up to go to the washroom and Jordan finally wakes up. Jordan would like to squeeze something on Jeff 7:53-7:59pm Jordan & Michele are working out...Jeff is having a smoke and observing while sitting on the fridge...they are doing standing squats...after Jordan does about 4 of them she gets a charley horse and needs to stop...Jeff giggles from afar and Jordan starts laughing knowing that he's poking fun at her stellar workout regime. 😛 Jordan sits down, massages her foot and says "Jeff...shut up"...Michele says no spectators, go inside...Jeff says he wasn't even looking...Jordan says you know you were checking us out while we were doing our squats...Jeff says "I was" 😍 Jordan says "Jeff likes to squeeze my butt"...Michele says you have a very squeezable booty, I wanna squeeze it too 🙄 Jordan says "I'd like to squeeze something on him...I'm just kidding"...Jeff hollers "f**k yeah Jordan!" Jordan wants to know how many times from morning til night Jeff says the F word...Jeff says ok and then says "hell yeah Jordan" LOL they continue working out, Jeff finishes up his cigarette, heads inside and says "I need to stop watching this" Jejo flirt over wine opening 9:03-9:06pm Jeff is given a bottle of wine from BB. Jeff starts opening it and asks Jordan if she wants some wine?...she says she doesn't know...Jeff smiles at Jordan like only Jeff can...Jordan says she'll let Jeff get drunk and she'll take advantage of him this time...just kidding. 😉: Jeff says "yes! sounds like a plan to me"...Jordan says she knows he loves hearing that...Jeff asks if she is just playing around with his emotions?...Jordan says "never, Jeff, never"...Jeff gives her a look and says don't be a tease Jordan...Jordan says she's not. Jordan starts going up the stairs and says he has the whole bottle to himself...he says for her to have a little bit...she asks if it isn't bad because she just worked out?...Jeff says a glass of wine is good for you...Jeff pours a big glass (for himself) and Jordan thinks he's pouring a lot for her so that they will make out... Jeff smiles at her through the mirror by the sink and asks her where she's going?...Jeff pours her a little glass like at the restaurant...Jordan says "good, thank you, I appreash"...Jordan giggles and goes to the HOH room... Look at you/Jordan is buckling down 9:46-9:53pm Jeff is sitting on the fridge outside having a smoke...Jordan comes outside and starts to rattle off numbers of items in the house...she says "there's in the red room 24 pillows..." Jeff says "look at you" 😊 Jordan says she tried not to mess it up, she hurried up and tried to do a brief count, she knows there are 24 pillows, she counted tonight, there were 19 pillows outside, when she was running she was counting... Jordan says to hang on, she's going to double check and she starts counting...Jeff says "good Jordan"...Jordan confirms there are 19...Jeff asks about the stupid flowers out there...Jordan doesn't think so, that's looking into it too much...Jeff says you never know...Jordan says she doesn't know, he can still count them...Jeff thinks they should...Jordan says there are 19 pillows outside, 24 in the RR, she talks about the amount of flowers along the wall in the LR...Jeff smiles at her proudly which makes Jordan smile :) Jordan says she's missing something...Jordan says there are 24 bulbs in the light fixtures in the RR, she's positive they're all the same, they need to double check....Jeff says alright...Jordan explains how she tried to count them without Michele seeing...Jeff says "good Jordo"...Jordan talks about the SS room, how many lanes there are, the numbers on the walls...Jeff says he didn't even think about that, that's good, it's going to get monotonous but they just have to try... Jeff asks "what made you buckle down?"...Jordan says "you yelled at me" LOL Jeff says he didn't yell...Jordan says "you uh, said that to me"...Jeff says "what if a question comes up and you win HOH because of that?"...Jordan hmm's...Jeff says "we gonna make out?" They wonder what type of questions will be asked, they don't know...Jeff says "who knows, they might never ask us Jordan, I'm just saying, we could do whatever we can to prepare"...Jordan says that in the LR, there's a missing plant(s) that aren't on the table anymore, she remembers them from when she was dusting...Jeff says they do ask what's gone sometimes...Jeff rattles off the number of items in the kitchen...Jordan listens...Jordan says she was going to start counting in the SS room but Russell was in there...they go over the GR items again...Jordan is just about to start talking to Jeff about something she discussed with Natalie when Natalie opens up the sliding door and says they're ready to play cards...Jeff asks if Jordan is going to play?...Jordan says no, she's going to lay on the hammock....Jeff goes inside... Octopus hands 10:37pm Jordan & Michele are in the hammock talking...Jeff is smoking on the fridge again...Jordan asks Michele if Jeff is getting tipsy yet?...Michele says no...Jordan yells out "Jeff!"...Jeff "yo!"...Jordan "you getting tipsy yet?"...Jeff "yeah"...Jordan "are you?"...Jeff "yeah"...Jordan "we gonna have some fun?" Dramatic pause for effect...Jeff blows smoke... and says "I'm gonna be like an octopus with eight hands up there tonight" They all laugh...Jordan says that the other morning they woke up and her hand was on his butt. (as it was earlier that evening lol)

August 19 Like you love me 12:34am Jeff & Natalie are playing pool, Jordan is sitting nearby watching and chatting with them about Jessie and how J&J used to think that Natalie's boyfriend would break up with her because of how Jessie and her acted, also that Jessie used to treat Natalie like she was his girlfriend...after the feeds cut out, they return to Jordan telling Jeff that Natalie told her that Jessie was in the GR one day basically confessing his love to Natalie... Jeff seems shocked...feeds cut out again...they return with Natalie saying she told Lydia "dude, he wanted me, he couldn't have me so he settled for her"...Jordan & Natalie agree that Jessie did like Natalie...Jeff says "I don't know (about) love"...Jordan says she doesn't think love...Natalie says she doesn't think love but he told her he wanted to have a relationship...Jeff says pointing to Jordan "like you love me but not like Jessie & Natalie"...Jordan’s face is priceless LOLOL ...Jeff walks toward Jordan laughing and pinches her cheek...Jordan smiling says "I L.U.V. you"...Jeff says "oh be quiet I was just joking"...Jordan says "not L.O.V.E. I L.U.V. like love like girlfriend love" 🤥😋 They continue talking about Jessie… Jeff’s MINE ;-) 12:39-12:42am Jeff & Natalie are playing pool, Jordan is sitting nearby chatting...Michele is hovering around. They are talking about the fact that Jessie would get so mad whenever they would talk about hot guys or celebrities around him. Natalie says anytiime she would say a guy was cute or she would date him he would get livid, she would do it on purpose to mess with him, it was funny...Jordan says once her, Kevin, Lydia & Natalie were talking about a guy they had an interview with and he was getting mad saying alright, alright, enough...Jordan says that would be like her getting mad over a guy saying he thought actresses are hot, it's stupid (funnily enough a few hours later Jeff & Jordan would be doing this very thing 😊) Natalie says she hopes Jordan didn't get mad when she would say Jeff is hot in front of Jessie, it was just to mess with him...Jordan says noooo, I didn't get mad. Jeff says Jordan told him one time that if Natalie says that again, I'm gonna fight her LOL! ...Natalie says did you?...Jordan says nooo, I didn't...Jeff says that Jordan said "YOU'RE MINE"....Jeff cracks up! Jeff says he's totally fu**ing around...Jordan protests nooo, she says her and Jeff are BFF, they flirt, they've only kissed twice but they are BFF...Jeff says believe me, they're just friends, he would be a lot happier in here if they weren't 😅 Jordan says maybe you need to go be Lydia's friend, then he can go get some relief...(Jeff hated when Jordan said this IMO...) Jeff’s a good kisser 1:38am Jeff & Michele are playing pool...Natalie & Jordan are sitting around watching and chatting...feeds come back and they are talking about when Jeff & Jordan made out with Ronnie in the room. Jordan says Ronnie was in the room and they kept calling him out...Natalie says weren't you guys talking to him and then when he would start talking, you guys would start making out and then?...Jeff says "how did you know that?" LOL (pssst Jordan) ...when he would come up for breath?...Jeff says "we weren't making out in the back seat of a fu**ing movie theater...it was jokin' around"... Natalie says that Ronnie said he had a silly suspicion that the reason they were talking to him was because they thought he had the power...Jordan guffaws and says when Jeff is the one that has the power...Jordan says "he, no...was it the first time I ever kissed you? I think? right?" Jeff says he thinks so...Jordan says they've only kissed twice... Jordan says "y'all Jeff's a good kisser, everybody wanna know"  🥰 Jeff loses his concentration, misses his shot and mumbles something about f**k yeah LOL Jordan says that was the only time because they've only kissed twice, it was a friend kiss.(suuuurrrrrrre!) Michele says dude, Jordan, you and me are friends, let's kiss 🙄 Jordan goes on, she says that Ronnie was telling us a story and she was so bored from it, you know how he would babble on and on, so they would just start kissing and then Ronnie would be done and wait for a response and then she would stop and be like yeah, so, blah blah blah, then she'd ask a question, Ronnie would start and then they'd kiss, it was funny. Not Goodnight...JeJo talk until the wee hours - LUV vs LOVE 4:29-5am Jordan & Jeff say goodnight to each other after talking game for almost 2 hours. GAH! They try to go to sleep but no luck...Jeff takes a drink of water, settles in, looks at Jordan, closes his eyes, then rubs Jordan's cheek and says he's not frustrated with her ok, he's just frustrated in general...he turns the other way to get comfy. Jordan wants to say one more thing...Jeff turns back towards her, grabs Jordan and pulls him towards her, they snuggle real closely... After some more game talking (and touching) Jordan says that her voice gets deeper and deeper the longer she's up...Jeff says him too...Jordan says she's going to keep her distance from Russell...Jeff asks if he should say anything?...Jordan says no, that would be the worst thing, doesn't he think so?...Jeff says he guesses so...they decide they'll talk more about it tomorrow...Jordan continues talking about how Lydia bashed Jeff earlier in the game... Jeff is over game talk, he whispers into Jordan "what a nice way to sleep"...Jordan giggles...Jeff then says that Jordan is in the mood to chat it up tonight huh? and Jordan says she is, that she never gets a chance to talk to him...Jeff knows...Jordan asks if they should put their mics on and chat it up? They decide to put their mics on and chat some more...Jordan says Michele always creeps in on her...Jordan says she didn't work out as hard...Jeff says she was pissed...they talk game again. Jordan says that they never talked before (to be on the same page)...Jeff says they don't have a minute...Jordan says she asked Russell an off the wall question outside, she was playing it off...Jeff says she asked him that stupid question...Jeff yawns...Jordan says Russell was staring straight at her...Jeff says she was mad...Jordan says it was obvious, she wanted to make it clear...Jeff says he wants to hear what Russell is saying about him with his own ears...they talk about Russell some more...Jeff says it would be such an easy decision if they (BB) wasn't talking like that to him in the room (DR), what are they trying to tell him?...feeds go to fish...more game talk... Jeff asks Jordan if she'll scratch his back...Jordan says she will...Jeff says she doesn't have to but he likes it...he takes off his tank top and Jordan gets in position...Jeff says she can tell him all she wants now, he'll listen :) Jordan says he won't, he'll be zoning out...Jeff says he will... Jordan scratches Jeff's back...Jordan talks game and feeds go to control room...Jordan then says that she gets emotional and stressed out (period time)...Jeff wants that fu**ing thing to come already LOL Jordan says she gets moody when she's on her period...Jeff says with that and how he is, he's going to drown her, it's over!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he'll fu**ing drown her for sure...no love sentiment in there, real drowning... Jordan pauses the scratching and Jeff says no, no, it means I love you...Jordan gets tongue tied...she says you gotta say L.U.V you not L.O.V.E...Jeff says all sexy "no, I'm in love with you"...Jordan nervous giggles and says waaahhh...Jeff says why did she say that for?...Jordan says that he's trying to be all sentimental and corny...Jeff says "I love you" (all cheesy like) Jeff says what if they just edit all that? they could...Jordan says he'd look like a total douche or a freak for only knowing each other a couple weeks...they then discuss how the show could edit it...feeds go to control room... Jordan says she thinks that people watching them would think they're boring to view...Jeff agrees and asks if she wants to turn it up a notch? get naked? LOL! Jordan says "no! not that"...Jeff says let's spice it up...Jordan says to get freaky with Lydia, she'll do it...Jordan cannot believe Lydia & Jessie hooked up...she says she would never have sex with all the cameras around...Jeff says "let's try" 😉 Jordan says no! he can go do it himself, he's got a hand...Jeff says Jordan better relax with her smartass comments...Jordan says to take a great shower...Jeff says it would be...Jordan says make it like a Herbal Essence commercial...Jordan says Jeff's back is smooth...Jeff says "smooth jazz?"...More game talk... JeJo talk until the wee hours - Baby boy & girl names 5-5:16am Jeff & Jordan continue talking... Jordan's arm gets tired from scratching Jeff's back so she stops and starts to turn away...Jeff asks what she's doing?...She tells him her hand's tired and she rubbed him more than usual...Jeff whines "no" so she continues to do it  :) Jordan asks Jeff his middle name?...Jeff says he told her 10 times...Jordan doesn't remember...he says forget it...Jordan asks him what her middle name is?...He doesn't remember either, he says he knows it, don't tell him...she mocks him since he gave her a hard time about not remembering...Jordan tells Jeff to guess...Jeff says no, he knows it's another cool name (meaning he thinks Jordan is a cool name) but doesn't want her to tell him, he's going to get it...Jeff asks if she spells her last name with two L's?...she says yes but people get it wrong all the time and goes over how they spell it wrong...Jordan thinks "people, people!" LOL Jordan says she's the worst speller ever...Jeff tsks "Jordan" to signal to her to not say that kind of thing out loud :) ...Jordan says was happy to sit out the pimple comp because she would have been the Technotronics person like Jeff...Jeff asks what her middle name starts with? Jordan says H...Jeff guesses Halie but can't spell it, he tries to spell it but can't get it right...Jeff says he's the worst speller. Well they have that in common. 😜 She spells it for him, he says he would have gotten it...in a half hour. LOL Jordan says if she ever has a girl her name is going to be Anna Grace, another girl her name will be Christina Halie...Jeff says it's weird because when he thought of her middle name he thought it was Christine even though he knew it wasn't...Jordan likes Carson for a girl, she likes boys names for girls, like Tyler...Jeff likes girls name for guys, like Shannon...Jordan doesn't like that...Jeff thinks it's cool...Jeff says that if he ever had a boy or a girl, his first kid he would name them Peyton...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he just likes it but now it's getting so played. (hmmm, Peyton is Jordan's brother's name and they didn't mention it) Jordan says there are a ton of Ashleys, Amandas, Britneys & Jennifers..Jeff says he just like girl's names for guys, he thinks it's cool...Jordan says she used to hate her name when she was younger...Jordan likes Tyler, Carson for a girl...Jeff says he likes some others too but his mind is shutting down...Jordan says her Dad's name is Jeff...Jeff knows this. :) Jordan starts slowing down the rubbing and Jeff whines for her to keep going...Jordan wants to know what girl names Jeff likes?...Jeff says "Jordan"🥰...Jordan says "no seriously"...Jeff says for her to keep scratching so he can keep talking.  LOL Jordan keeps scratching and Jordan says "continue"...Jeff says "no, don't cuz I gotta feel the love" ..Jordan says "OMG come on"...Jordan asks again...Jeff says he can't think right now, for her to tell him some and he'll tell her if he likes them or not...Jordan likes Christina, Tyler, Hayley, Brianna...Jeff likes Hayley but it's getting played too, he likes it though ;) Jordan's mom's name is Jackie, her grandma's name is Connie, she likes it but you don't hear it much nowadays...Jeff doesn't like it...Jordan's mom's aunt's son is Jerry Dean, does he like that?...Jeff says no, it's so country...they mention Paula Dean...Jordan says her mom is Jackie Sue but she dropped the Sue...Jeff says it's so country. Jordan's grandpa, everyone calls him Bubbo. Jeff's friend that died a year ago was named Bobo...Jordan's cousin is named Tierney...Jeff played football with a guy named Robert Tierney...Jordan's grandma is Tilley Mayberry...Jeff thinks Tilley is cool but it's a little country for him...Jordan knows a Maryann, married to Bub, Uncle Fuzz and Po...Jeff asks was he a cop? because people call the cops the Fuzz and Popo's. 😂 Jeff then says he loves the name Poet but he called his ex that so he probably wouldn't use it...Jordan's not so keen on it, she says Jeff likes some weird names...Jeff asks if she doesn't think Poet is cool?...Jordan says no, not really...Jeff says he loves that name...Jordan doesn't even think it's a name, kind of like Apple...Jeff explains how he called his ex that, it was her nickname forever and then Punky Brewster had a kid a year ago and he dated that girl 2/3 years ago and the kid's name was Poet and he was like dammit, he thought he had the name first. :) Jordan asks if there are weird names in his family? Jordan pulls out the name Maggle, Jeff is like it sounds like someone got smashed. 🤣 Jordan says what about Blanche and Ruby?...Jeff says it sounds like a Florida retirement home. 🤣 Jeff goes over some names in his family, his little cousin is Kyle and there's a Jordan, a Tyler...his nieces are Marley and Macey, Marley is pretty unique...Jordan likes it...Jordan says it's funny how you associate a name with someone you know so it would be hard to name your kid that...Jeff says he loves the name Poet again but he asks wouldn't it be weird naming his kid that if his ex-girlfriend was Poet?...Jordan says she doesn't know, it depends if you had kids...Jeff continues saying that if his wife didn't know that his ex-girlfriend was Poet?...Jordan says she wouldn't tell her that, keep it to himself...Jeff giggles funny and says he's getting slap happy... Jordan says every summer they would stay with her grandparents and it was fun...Jeff asks if she knows a Billy Bob?...Jordan says no, a Billy Joe...Jeff asks how about a Peggy Sue? LOL Jordan says no...Jeff asks if she knows anyone nicknamed Farmer, like Farmer Fred? Jordan says no...Jeff laughs...Jeff asks how about Opie? LOL Nope! Jordan says she has a Tosh in her family, does Jeff like that?...Jeff says Taj Mahal?...Jordan says Tosh...Jeff likes it and thinks it's cool...Jordan asks if he likes the name Jaylen? Jeff says he does kind of like that, Jeff's buddy Mookie's daughter is Jayla...Jordan says her friend Jessie's real name is Jessalyn, she likes that...Jeff says Jessalyn? that's trying too hard... Jeff says how about Murphy? Jordan says no, that sounds like an old fat man  🤣 Jeff doesn't either, it just popped in his head...Jordan says how about Dutch?...Then they talk about Karate Kid LOL Jeff loves that guy!...Jeff laughs and says that movie is the best...they giggle about that...Jeff loves Dutch... Wee hours talk - Hot chicks/How about a Jordan Lloyd? 5:16-5:44am Jeff and Jordan continue talking... Jordan remembers the other Karate Kid movie with the girl...Jeff says it's with Elizabeth Shue, she's sexy...Jordan says "what??"...Jeff says "you don't think so?"...Jordan says he has a different taste in girls...Jeff says she has a cute thing about her, whatever...Jeff says "I like hot chicks"...Jordan says she never said that, he just has different taste... Jeff wants to talk hot chicks but says if Jordan is crabby tomorrow (from staying up late) he's going to choke her out...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he'll be crabby from being up all night...Jordan says they can go to bed...Jeff says no way, they were just about to talk hot chicks...Jordan laughs and starts with Charlize Theron...Jeff says Jordan loves her, she's hot, it depends what movie but all he thinks about is her being orange at the Grammy's or at the Oscar's....Jeff wants to pee, hold on, get a bag full of names...Jordan asks about Jennifer Love Hewitt?...Jeff goes to the bathroom saying that he loves her because she's a girl next door, he loves that...Jordan says right...Jordan says it stinks that he doesn't know anybody where she's from so she can't say them (interesting...umm Jordan, he likes you, he’s NOT going to care about your stupid friends) Jeff comes back...they continue, Jordan starts naming chicks... Hayden Pannetiere...Jeff says she's too young, she's not great...Jordan thinks she's cute...Jeff says she is but not his style Vanessa Manillo...Jeff says she's hot but there's way more hotter chicks...Jordan says she's not going for the super hot ones from Victoria's Secret, she knows he thinks they're hot Rachel McAdams from the Notebook...Jeff loves her, loves her a lot, she reminds Jeff of Poet Claire Danes...Jeff knows her but can't picture her face...Jeff remembers saying she's got a sexy thing going on, he likes it but her nose is big?...Jeff says her eyes are dark brown, he likes them Jeff says he likes girl next door types (Jordan to a tee ☺️ ) , cute girls...he loves Alyssa Milano...Jordan says she's cute, very cute. Cameron Diaz...Jeff says she'd have a great personality but not really...Christina Applegate...better than Cameron but still not... Elizabeth H. from Survivor...Jeff says nah, all these chicks he would definitely hook up with but he's just giving honest opinion Daisy from Rock of Love...nah, too squeaky...Jess from ROL...Jeff says she works in a bar in Chicago, he's seen her out...Jeff says she's not his style Julia Roberts...Jeff says she's good but...Jordan loved her in Pretty Woman, it's her favorite movie...Jeff likes it too, he used to watch it a lot...there's better than her. Julia Stiles...Jeff doesn't like her...Amanda Bynes...Jeff is stumped even with Jordan explaining who she is, he can't picture her Rachel Bilson...Jeff likes her...Sarah Michelle Gellar...Jeff says nah...Drew Barrymore...Jeff says she seems like someone he could date, she's a go, chalk him up! Christina Aguillera...Jeff says not really his style, only in the Dirty video he liked her...Britney Spears...not his style as well When Jordan names Jessica Simpson Jeff says yeah, he loves her...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he would fu**ing marry her 😉 ...Jordan says anybody would Aubrey O'Day...Jeff is confused who she is but says she's alright, he likes the one with dark hair and dark eyes the best Lauren Conrad...Jeff likes her, he likes Kristin Cavalleri better...Jordan says she's cute, she likes how she dresses...Jeff says she's cute but seems a little high maintenance for his style but she's cute Anna Kournikova...Jeff says yeah, he would have fun with her plus she's got an accent so chalk him up, he's all about accents  :) ...Jordan's dad loves her Jeff says to keep playing, he likes this game...M-K & Ashley Olsen...Jeff says nah, maybe cuz they're rich LOL Jordan says what does that matter? they dress weird...Jeff says he'd be set for life, they're not his style Pink...she seems cool but he doesn't know, she's got good hair, nah, no Celine Dion...Jeff says no, too old...Mariah Carey...Jeff says he kind of wants to fu**ing fist fight Mariah Carey LOL! Jordan says why?...Jeff says he's just joking, she makes him sick, no, she's hot but he doesn't like her attitude, so prissy, he hates that shit, it makes people ugly, chalk him up for no! Kim Kardashian...Jeff hmm's, she's definitely sexy, yeah...Jordan says if he said no she'd hit him Christina Ricci...Jeff say no, no, no..Jeff asks if she reads a lot of People magazines?...Jordan says yeah Beyonce...Jeff says mmm, too sassy for him, she seems high maintenance too Jordan says she needs to think of a good last and final one...Jeff says every single one she named he wouldn't kick out of bed for eating cookies Vanessa Hudgens...Jeff says yeah, he loves her, she's young but he loves her, she's super hot...Jordan says she's cute...Jeff digs it, chalk him up for a super yes Jordan asks what else can they play?...Jeff says "how about a Jordan Lloyd?"  Jeff purrs😻...Jordan asks "who's that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "who's that, I don't even know who that is!"☺️ Jeff says "some super sexy...bitch"...Jordan says "a bitch?"...Jeff means a bitch like bitchin'...they laugh...Jeff says "she's smoking hot and her personality is the best...sometimes"...Jordan says "keep going, keep going...no, I'm just kidding"... Jordan giggles and says she knows she can be moody...Jeff says 95% of the time she is awesome and the other 5% she's not even bad...Jeff says he thinks about it like this, he can't even stand himself and she's around him 24/7 so she's obviously good, he knows if he saw her on a normal person basis she would be always happy, he's sure, it's hard to get along all the time when you spend 24/7 together...Jordan knows, she feels him...Jeff says for them to get along it's pretty good... Jordan says at one point she was with "this person" and she was mean every single day, she probably looked like a depressed, anger management psycho crazy person, she wasn't even herself...Jeff says nothing...Jordan wants another game but Jeff likes hot chicks...Jordan says she's running out of people but they continue... Nicole Kidman...Jeff says not his style...Katie Holmes from Dawson's Creek...Jeff says really his style, Tom Cruise Katie, not his style Angelina Jolie...Jeff likes her but she's a little weird, she's so hot, she's sexy...Jordan bets her and Brad Pitt have crazy sex...Jennifer Aniston...Jeff says mmm, yeah...Jordan asks why he paused?...Jeff says he was thinking of the two which he liked better, he says he'll take them both The girl from Blue Crush, Kate something?...Jeff thinks of Kate Beckinsale, btw he LOVES Kate Beckinsale, he LOVES her, chalk her up for a super gold star, she's got an accent, they talk about actors and accents, he loves her, she's super hot Kate Bosworth...Jeff says she's super hot in that movie but then sometimes she's too skinny...Jordan says she looks like the girl next door Jeff asks if she's done? They start going over comp numbers... Wee hours talk - Fooling around/ Trust issues 5:44-5:55am Jeff snuggles up to Jordan again, she wants to know what other game they can play...Jeff says they can fool around  ...Jordan says no Jayeff...Jeff laughs and says he gives up, it's over...Jordan says yeah, right...Jeff says they will give each other a good handshake when they say goodbye and he's outta there... Jordan says he will miss her...Jeff says he can talk to her on the phone LOL ...Jordan says if she leaves before him he will be bored, he'll say he wants to talk to Jordan...Jeff says there will be a time when she will miss him too. (how right he was) He says that when she's back home she will say that she misses him and should have fooled around a little more with him on the show...Jordan gets snippy that all he wants is to fool around...Jeff says he's just playing with her...Jordan says if he wants that to then go to Lydia, she'll do it but not her (I think Jeff hated when Jordan would say this, implying all he wanted was sex with no attachment)...Jeff says if he did Jordan would be pissed...Jordan denies it...Jeff says she would, wouldn't she even be a little salty? for her not to lie...Jordan says she wouldn't be surprised...Jeff says what!?...Jordan says that he's a guy and her mom told her that men think with their penises and not their heads... Jeff says he wouldn't fu**ing hook up with Lydia ...Jordan says even though Jeff doesn't like her, if it was Laura he would...Jeff says no...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that Jordan would be salty! don't even lie...Jordan says why would she be?...Jordan asks Jeff if she hooked up with Jessie would he be salty?...Jeff says yeah, probably because that wouldn't be Jordan's style, why would she do that?...Jordan asks if it was Braden?...Jeff says with Braden, he'd probably like it...they giggle...Jeff says he'd laugh...Jordan says "yeah, you wouldn't care"... Jordan tries to talk her way out of admitting she wouldn't be salty but it doesn't work...Jeff doesn't believe her, he says she's saying that because there's no competition, he tells her if some smoking hot girl, like Kate Beckinsale came into the house now and he paid all the attention to her Jordan would be salty...Jordan asks if he wouldn't talk to her anymore?...Jeff says no, he'd just say what's up Jordan, but he would have fun with the other one, laugh all the time and be in the pool...Jordan says yeah, she might be salty...Jeff says yeah you would...Jordan says when you put it that way, yeah she would be because Jeff was always someone she talked to and then if he did that she'd be like, omg you asshole, I'm evicting you. Jeff says see, she plays it off like she doesn't give a f**k but she really would, he says for Jordan to not play the fu**ing tough card with him...Jordan says she wouldn't say anything to him though, she never would...Jeff says he knows but she'd have her little salty attitude like today when she was doing sit-ups... Jordan says she wouldn't have one, she would act as if everything was ok, not to let him see it bothered her...Jeff says he thinks he would know...Jordan says guys have said to her that she doesn't care, she does care but she tries to act like she doesn't...Jeff says yeah, she plays games...Jordan says you don't want the other person to know it bothers you, Jeff would do that too, is she not right?...Jeff says if she did that to him, he would cut her off...Jordan says period?...Jeff says he wouldn't play no games, you having fun? go have fun, he's out! it's over!...they laugh... They then talk about trust issues...Jeff says he doesn't f**k around though, if a chick plays games, flirting with this guy or that guy, you know what? good luck, he is out! he'd leave and never talk to them again...Jordan asks if he would flirt with a girl on purpose to make his girlfriend jealous?...Jeff says he won't flirt with girls to make his girlfriend jealous because mostly his girlfriends are like that anyways... Jordan admits she has done that before...Jeff says he might have done that when he was younger but he doesn't do that any more, he doesn't play games...all you do is fight and it's not worth it...Jordan says she is more jealous as she gets older...she thinks she is more jealous when she doesn't trust the person, she wants that 100% trust with someone...Jeff says that is awesome, that is ultimately what you want... Jordan says people she had dated, she didn't have that with so she definitely questioned things...Jordan says she went out with someone that she trusted and he broke the trust and she was a crazy person...they both say that trust is the big key, if they don't trust the person you can't have a relationship at all...Jordan says you normally can tell if someone is a player...Jeff says that's why if someone is flirty he's all good luck with that, he's out, it's the same thing as trust, he cuts them out of his life, he deletes the number and it's over, peace in the Middle East... Jordan thinks most guys do cheat or think about it...Jeff says if you find someone you really like and you're 100% trusting in them then it's not worth cheating, to find that is better than (cheating)...Jordan says you can look at the menu but not order it  Jeff jokingly says how about an appetizer?...Jordan says the appetizer will mess you up...Jordan says yeah, just scan the menu... 5:55-6:25am Wee hours talk - Staying in LA/Sex talk/Finally goodnight Jeff & Jordan continue talking... They rag on Russell a bit...Jeff says he's a douchebag, he's a big talker, he wants to see if he has real friends, he wouldn't be friends with a guy like that, he's phony baloney. Talk turns to how people are in the house compared to outside the house...Jeff says he doesn't judge people on what they are, as long as they're real...Jordan implies Russell came on the show to get noticed...Jeff says Russell is the kind of guy that thinks he's going to be famous after the show, he's going to sign autographs and people won't even want his autograph, autograph? he'd be kind of embarrassed, seriously? Jeff would say "dude, we're in LA go find a real person with talent, I was just booked in some crazy house" (oh the irony!) Jordan says that's her too. Jordan says that's so funny, she can see him saying that he was on this show, he would embellish his role on the show...Jeff says that's what he means...Jordan wonders if he's a pathological liar?...Jordan says people are different in here than on the outside...Jeff says you get a general sense for how a person is, they can't be acting 24/7...Jeff gets a little miffed when Jordan says that Jeff would "probably" be someone she would be friends with outside the house...he says whaddya mean probably? Jordan tries to worm her way out of it but it's obvious Jeff didn't like it...Jordan covers up by complimenting Jeff saying he'd be someone she would hang out with at home, he's not full of himself, he doesn't lie, he's a nice person, he's fun, funny, he knows his boundaries...Jeff says hmm. Jordan says it's going to be weird going back to work, even when she's off for a week, she feels not with it, a little off but she knows she has to start working a lot again, getting in the groove again...Jeff says he forgot his sale pitch already, whatever, he'll worry about it when he gets there, things are going to be fu**ed up...Jordan says it's back to the grind... Jeff says they'll miss 3 months of news, all the summer jams he's missed out on, all the sports news, if someone important died...Jordan says she needs to go back to school...Jordan says her mom says "Jordan we've tried that" because she goes and then doesn't go, then goes...Jeff says "you should go"...Jordan says she will, she needs to stay focused, if she didn't have to, she wouldn't go back to waiting tables, she'd just work at the salon... Jeff snuggles up to Jordan again and starts touching her, he puts his arm right around her... Jordan says she needs to get things in order, it's her bday in November...Jeff says she is looking forward to it...Jordan says she loves her bday, her last one she can't even remember, it seemed to only last 15 minutes...Jeff says "you get crunk?"...Jordan says "too crunk", Jordan thinks someone put something in her drink, she starts telling the story and Jeff says she told him before. Jeff says "I can't wait to like, I hope we have a chance to have some drinks together and hang out" 💘Jordan knows, she wonders how it works out? they'll figure it out, this whole thing after? they can't go home exactly the next day...Jeff wishes they could hang out at a hotel or something, he wants to stay in LA a couple more days and see some buddies while he's here but Jordan will be on a jet plane outta here 😏 Jordan says she has to go when the ticket says...Jordan says they could hang out at the airport and have a drink at the bar, oh nevermind, he can't go in...Jeff says "yeah, you should stay the wee(k), you should stay a couple of days after"...Jordan says "if I can"...Jeff says "and I'll show you LA a little bit" 🥰 They ponder this quietly :) ...Jordan wonders what time it is? 5?...Jeff thinks it's after 5...Jordan wants chocolate...Jeff says they need to go to sleep...they get ready to sleep (again)...Jordan says if they are going to bed, her mic's coming off...Jeff says they don't even care what they're talking about, they're probably like STFU...they can't believe production is even listening to them at this point...they would have tuned out a long time ago...feeds go to control room briefly... When they come back Jordan is throwing stones at Jeff about him using his right hand or someone downstairs to get sexual satisfaction...Jeff isn't laughing 🤨 ...Jordan says it made her laugh...Jeff most likely hinted at them having sexy time after the show and Jordan said no, once again denied she'd do it and then brought up the ongoing joke about the hand/Lydia. So Jeff obviously wanting Jordan to say she will stay in LA with him prompts him to... Jeff throws a stone saying "nevermind, go home after the show, he's got a couple of friends he could call and hang out with them"...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks what she's giggling at?...Jordan says nothing, she's being Michele...Jeff says no, that was a real giggle. Jeff rants about Michele and how she giggles at everything he says, even something like putting real basil on the chicken, he wanted to strangle her, he gets so frustrated, he can't take it, he gets pissed...Jordan compliments her weight loss...Jeff says nothing 👍 They laugh about how weird Michele is and then marvel at how they even made it up to the HOH, they start talking a bit of game but Jeff says they're not going around the horn again on this one...Jordan tries to talk game again but Jeff shuts her down... Jordan takes off her mic and out of the blue asks Jeff "do you have sex a lot?"...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan asks again...Jeff says no... Jordan says she has never has sex, never...Jeff says "whaddya mean? Why not?" LOL Jordan explains that she only did it with one person and she won't do it again unless it's someone she knows that she is going to be with for awhile...Jeff says "or how many beers you had?"...Jordan says no, she keeps explaining and Jeff says he doesn't want a thesis on it...Jordan says just because you're dating them doesn't mean you should have sex with them, that's just not her, does that make sense?...Jeff says "how about if he takes you out to a nice dinner?"...Jordan pauses to think LOL...Jeff laughs and says it's good to think like that, for real, she has a good girl's mentality, he likes that. Jordan says she would always tell guys she went on a first date with that she wouldn't be having sex with them, her friends told her to quit doing that, she straight up tells guys she won't be sleeping with them...Jeff says for real, it's good she thinks like that, he's not being sarcastic, she doesn't want to be a hoorah...Jordan says she's definitely not a hoorah and she doesn't even want it, is that normal?... Jeff immediately says no haha you've got to want it sometimes...Jordan says she doesn't even think about it, maybe because she waited so long, she was 18 though, maybe one day when she's in love she will want to do it all the time...Jordan talks about how she read that men think about sex every 5 minutes...Jeff says 5 minutes seems excessive...Jordan says she's exaggerating. Jordan talks about men's sexual peak and women's sex drive, how they vary in age...Jordan asks Jeff if he's at his peak?...Jeff says he doesn't know but he'll do it right now if she wants though...is that his peak?  Jordan "Jayeff! No!"...they laugh about her Jeff's and No's. Jeff pats Jordan's leg and says she's a good girl...Jordan asks Jeff if he's ever had a one night stand (I guess she forgot his answer from when she asked him that the previous week lol)...Jeff says no...Jordan says she could never have one of those...Jeff is like "oh boy"...Jordan presses him with another question but he doesn't want those questions...Jordan says she knows, he won't answer... Jordan is quiet and Jeff asks her what she's thinking about?...Jordan says life...he says she'll be thinking for awhile, it's a tough nut to crack...Jeff says they've talked a lot since they took off their mics saying they weren't going to talk anymore...Jordan says "you know what?...Jeff says "what Jordo?"...they then discuss life and special people...Jeff does his positivity speech. Jeff then snuggles into Jordan yet again, he nuzzles her neck...Jordan says he is biting her  ...he nuzzles some more and she asks him if her shirt smells good? (to diffuse the sexual tension obviously) Jordan mentions the laundry detergent...Jeff says he loves things that smell like baby powder, it's his favorite...Jeff says they're going to sleep until 4, at least they don't have to talk to anyone and he's already tanned...Jeff snuggles up again and is rubbing her...Jeff says "hmm, alright, I got to stop touching you" and he turns away from Jordan...Jordan then turns toward Jeff and snuggles up to him...she says his body feels so skinny...Jeff says Jordan says that every night...they discuss his weight loss... Jordan turns away to finally settle in, she says "goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight Johhrdan" and then he says "I always make out with my friends before we go to bed"  They joke around about that and Jeff says "I thought we were friends?"...Jordan says "we are friends, I'm your girl and I'm your friend"...freudian slip...Jeff asks how come they're not making out?...Jordan huh's?...Jeff says he's feels drunk because he's so tired...Jordan says delirious?...Jeff says they just talk about nonsense...Jordan says their whole conversations were pointless except for the scheming (I totally disagree! It’s actually the opposite)...Jeff says he likes the pointless conversation 10X better than the scheming (I totally agree!)...Jordan agrees but is just saying...Jeff says "at least we hung out for a little bit"...Jordan says yep and they finally go to sleep... White Castle Burgers 1-1:08pm Jeff and Jordan have just gotten up, it's 1pm...Jordan makes the White Castle burgers she received in her HOH room...Jeff & Jordan are eating them for breakfast/lunch  :)  Jeff says White Castle gear is trashy and Michele wrongly hears him saying it's the burgers that are trashy...Jeff says she needs to hear the full convo before making statements like that.... Jordan realizes she locked herself out of the HOH room...Jeff goes around the kitchen counter to the fridge and pinches Jordan's butt...Jeff jazzes up his burgers with cheese, Jordan doesn't care either way how they are and she only likes ketchup. 😛 a short DR leak of Jordan going into the DR to get an HOH key is heard Jordan HOH picture time 3:21-3:26pm Jordan has been taking pictures with her HOH camera...her and Michele head into the bathroom, Jeff joins them...Jeff takes a picture of Jordan and Michele, Jordan doesn't like it saying she looks fat in it...Jordan then asks Jeff to erase it before taking one of all three of them...Jeff says no  ;) just take the picture...Jeff sits down on the lounger and takes the pic of all three... They inspect the pic...Jeff says it's alright...Jordan says it works...Jeff goes to take a shower...they all say they're all "sunned" out...Michele asks about Jordan blogging or twittering today...Jordan says BB hasn't let her know...Jordan wants to delete the pic of two of them, she figures out how to do it and deletes it, they try again, they agree it's better...they talk about going upstairs and then Jordan gets up and takes a pic of Jeff in the shower 😊 Jordan & Michele head upstairs... Too foggy in the shower 3:36-3:38pm Jordan is taking a shower in the HOH. Jeff comes in the HOH and is looking at pics they have just taken with the camera. Michele is looming around as usual. Michele asks him how he is doing today. Jeff says he's just tired...she says (implying that Jeff should have slept downstairs too) that this is why she needs to sleep downstairs because she doesn't get any sleep up here with Jordan, keep you up all night? (cry me a river Michele 🙄) Jeff smiles and says nothing (probably thinking well stay there then! ) She starts telling him the story about Russell beating down Jeff in his workout...Jeff laughs it off and goes into the bathroom where Jordan is... Michele keeps talking and Jeff ignores her and goes towards Jordan who is in the shower, he starts holding the camera above the shower door and Jordan asks Jeff "you can't see anything can you?" Michele interrupts saying you can see everything (who asked you anyway?) Jeff keeps holding the camera above the door (who knows what he actually saw there 😉) and says hold on, let me see...Jordan yells no! don't take a picture of me in here!...I'm fat (clearly she was concerned about looking fat and not about the fact she's naked! 😂)  Jeff tip toes and puts the camera closer...he says it's too foggy, let me open this...Jordan screeches NO! Jeff laughs...Jordan says she'll be out in a minute and he says he's just joking... Jeff cops a feel 4:02pm Feeds return to JeJo & Michele in the HOH room...Jordan is finishing up her HOH pics, she takes a pic of Jeff & Michele and then Jeff says to take a pic of him & Jordan...Jordan hands the camera to Michele...Jeff grabs Jordan to sit her down by him and as he does he grabs her boob 😋 Too funny...Jordan of course says "eww, no, Jeff!" and smiles for the camera LOL The photo: Jordan waits for Jeff who is pooing 4:39pm Jeff goes to the bathroom in the HOH. Jordan is looking through the fridge. She yells out "are you pooing?" Jeff says yep! Jordan says she still has her margaritas and heads into the bathroom. Jeff asks if she wants to drink them, Jordan says not now. Jordan says she's afraid to put them down there because Lydia might throw them in the trash but she thinks she will bring them down there. Jeff says no wait! Jordan says you wanna drink one? Jeff says he will. Jordan says it's really cold and she will twist the cap off...Jeff tells her to stop talking to him while he's pooing. Jordan laughs and heads right back in there and keeps talking LOL. She goes to grab a towel to help her open the bottle, Jeff says don't give it to me now...she laughs and says "your pants are at your ankles" Jeff says "cuz I'm pooing" Jordan says it's funny when guys poo cuz...they both 😂 Jeff says "I got it, they're gonna turn the camera on in here" Jordan says "you're poopin'!" Jeff says "Jordan, they're gonna turn the camera on, get out" Jordan says "hold on, I'm trying to open this" Jeff says "GO open it out there!" Jordan imitates him and Jeff says he's gonna fu**ing kill her...Jordan leaves and says it doesn't even stink, she can't get the bottle open, he's gonna have to open it. Head to Feet talk - the HOH bed 4:54-5:02pm Jeff & Jordan get some alone time upstairs...Jeff finishes up playing solitaire and lays down head to toe with Jordan...Jeff rubs his foot on her head to get her attention...they look at the spy screen and wonder if they're all plotting against them downstairs...Jeff says if so, they got got... Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to rub her feet? she rubbed his back last night...Jeff asks if they're clean? (duh she just took a shower lol) Jordan puts her foot near his armpit...Jeff says to not do that, feet make him sick...she giggles and continues...Jeff says "Jordan! gross!" Jordan laughs...Jeff says there is toe jam in there...they both laugh...Jordan says her toes are hot pink and pretty so shut up...she pulls something out of her toes, lol, and Jeff says it was toe jam...she says it wasn't...Jordan says her toes are like Jabba the Hut...Jeff pokes Jordan in the boob with his foot. LOL Jordan sits up and asks what she was going to say?...Jeff says "who knows?"... Jordan tells Jeff about her HOH blog she just wrote...Jeff asks "did you write anything about me?"...Jordan says she did and Jeff wants to know what....Jordan says that she wrote a lot of good things about him, she starts to say what she wrote and the feeds go to control room...when they come back they are talking about being on lockdown... Jordan says they need to go to bed at 11...Jeff says good luck with that...Jordan says if they eat a lot they'll get sleepy and this bed is comfy so they can sleep better...Jordan says Michele moved out, maybe she felt like Jeff kicked her out...Jeff says "yeah, I hope so"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says how Michele always wants to hug it out and she's so awkward...they notice Michele and Russell heading up to the HOH...Jordan says f**k! and they panic trying to make it look like they're going to sleep...Jeff sticks his foot in Jordan's face and says "rub my feet" LOL R&M walk in... Jordan tells Jeff off 7:14-7:18pm Jeff and Jordan have just finished confronting Russell and Michele about wanting Jeff out next week.  They are alone in the back yard. Jeff: Way to jump in with the questions, by the way, Sherlock. Jordan: What do you mean? Jeff: You didn't ask anything. Jordan: I was there talking with Russell.... Jeff just stares at her... Jordan: Why do you always think that you're the one that always has the blood on your hands?  You piss me off so bad when you say that! Jeff (in a smartass tone): Really? Jordan: Yeah, because.... Jeff interrupts: You sit there and you're like (goofy smile) Jordan: No!  I don't! I don't sit there and do that all the time but you make me... Russell comes outside and apologizes for interrupting.  They say it's fine. Jordan continues: You piss me off when you say that every single time. Jeff (now with a joking tone): You piss me off. Jordan: No and you get that arrogant smile when you say that. (Watch Jeff on Cam 1 - he's not sure what to say to this new angry Jordan - LOL)  Every single time you say that. Jeff: Arrogant? Jordan: Yes, arrogant. Jeff smiles and looks down. It seems Jordan won this battle Convo moves on to the earlier confrontation...then Jordan asks Jeff if he drank her all her margarita coolers? Jeff says two of them. Jordan says they're gone. (there were only two) Jeff says they gave him a little heartburn. Natalie comes outside and asks Jeff if he wants to play pool, Jeff accepts, he gets up saying that he took Jordan's heartburn away. Jordan gives him a look saying "oh yeah". Jeff says "don't mean mug me" and he walks away. Tie Dye Shirts 9:51-9:57pm BB gives the HG's tie dye kits. Jeff is starting to make his tie dye shirt...Jordan comes out to the BY and asks Jeff what's up?...He says he's making the best tie dyed shirt ever...Jordan asks why they are tying them?...Jeff says that's where they got the name "tie" dye, first you tie it and then dye it...he says it all sassy according to Lydia...Jeff says he wasn't sassy it's just like set it and forget it...Jeff asks Jordan if it was sassy?...Jordan says it was...Jeff slaps her butt and she sits on Jeff's lap. Jeff holds up his shirt that has one elastic around it and asks how Jordan likes it so far LOL Jordan likes it and wants Jeff to make her one...Jeff says he doesn't even know what he's doing...Jordan says Lydia will have a good one, can she make one for her?...Lydia says she's making for a bunch of people but she will make one for her too... Lydia and Jeff bicker a little over the shirts...Lydia says she's making the nicer one for Jordan because she's been an asshole to her all week...Jeff says Lydia's been an asshole to him, he saved her 3 times and he was nice to her...Jordan stands up...Lydia says Jordan is a better snuggler so...Jeff says she can keep throwing stones because he has his shield up, don't hate, appreciate...feeds go to control room… Jordan, is now sitting on the coffee table, she tells the others what she talks about in the DR regarding Jeff...fun stuff, like pooping and farting...Jeff says "that's what you talk about? omg"...the others laugh...Jordan says she talked about different types of poops, she laughs...Jeff says "holy shit"...Jordan says all the guys in America are going to be grossed out by her...Jeff asks if she talked about her being in the room when he was pooping?...Jordan didn't but says she should have...Kevin says they do talk about that...Jeff says she loves to talk about that stuff... Jordan says she told the DR Jeff wears girl's deodorant...Jeff says "did you?"...Jordan just giggles...Jeff asks why Jordan sold him out with girl's deodorant? Jordan says she sold herself out too...Jeff says he's tied his shirt too much, can you get carried away tying?...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "what? what are you laughing at?"...Jordan then puts her feet in the hot tub while Jeff continues to prepare his shirt. Tie Dye moments 10:40-11:14pm Jeff, Kevin, Natalie & Michele are outside...Kevin and Michele are doing their tie-dye shirts. Just before the 10:40pm mark Jordan comes outside asking how it's going? Michele says awesome...SILENCE...Jordan then asks Jeff if he can help her bring her suitcase down because she's trying to get all her stuff out...Jeff asks "right now?"...Jordan says yeah, it's already all zipped up...Jeff immediately leaves to do that, Jordan follows...as soon as they're inside Michele makes a cracking the whip sound signifying Jeff's whipped , she giggles but Kevin and Natalie don't take the bait. At the 10:41pm mark see DR Sessions Giggles At the 10:49pm mark Jeff and Russell are outside now, Jeff is just starting his tie-dye creation...Russell breaks out in laughter saying "can you sleep in my room tonight with me?" (to protect him from crazy Michele)...Jeff says "forget it"...Russell keeps giggling...Jeff says "you better go...work on your shirt" :) At the 10:53pm mark the HG's are outside checking out the tie-dye shirts, Jeff is still working on his...Natalie says Lydia is making their's pink and purple...Kevin starts snickering at Jeff's shirt...Jeff says "you laughing at mine?"...Kevin giggles...Jeff says it's dope boy fresh...Kevin says not to put the dye in the folds...Jeff says really?...Jeff keeps creating and Kevin keeps cracking up ...Michele says "what is he doing?"...Kevin says "I don't know"...Jeff says "don't worry about it, it's going to be dope" LOL Jeff goes inside to get more blue dye...Kevin starts walking over to the couches where Jordan, Michele and Russell are sitting...Russell is saying it's Jordan last night as HOH...she's happy saying she doesn't like being HOH, she likes the letters and she takes a bath every night...Jordan holds up her leg for Kevin and says "feel my leg"...Kevin does saying it's so soft, at that very moment Jeff comes back outside... Russell starts laughing implying Jeff is going to get mad...Jeff mutters "oh shut up"... Kevin says he was just feeling the lotion on her legs that's all. 😊 Just after the 11:01pm mark Jeff reveals his ugly tie-dye shirt LOL he says it looks dope...Kevin oooh's saying the bottom part looks cool... Just after the 11:09pm mark Jeff comes outside with a 2L Coke and Mentos, he grabs one of the buckets to do an experiment, he's never done this...Jeff asks Kevin how to do "it"...Jordan asks what they're all doing?...Natalie says "making a bomb"...Jordan says "a bomb!?"...Russell asks for a Mentos...Kevin says you need to put one in...Jeff says he's going to put 4...Jordan asks why Coke, Mentos and hot water?...Russell says it's a chemical reaction...Jeff does whatever needs to be done and some Coke comes shooting out of the bottle but the experiment ends up being a dud LOL Kevin laughs at how it fizzled out...Jeff picks up the bottle saying "that was it?"...Russell says yep!...Kevin asks how many were in there?...Jeff says 4...Kevin says "that was pretty lame"  Jeff says it was super lame...Jordan thought it would blow...Jeff says if he had kept the top on it would have exploded. Just after the 11:13pm mark Jeff is watering the garden, Kevin, Jordan and Russell are sitting on the couches...Kevin asks Jordan if she's asked about Jeff gardening?...Jordan says "yessss"...they laugh...Russell says "you are?"...Jordan yells out "Jeff! you and that garden", she laughs...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "you and the garden"...Jordan says she said that Jeff was a garden boy or the water boy, something like that with his shirt off...Kevin says he said "let's just say Jeff knows how to handle his hose"  they crack up while Russell shoots them the funniest look! LOL Kevin says "I totally did"...Jordan says "oh that was good, I like that" and she looks over at Jeff smiling... Kevin says he did different versions, very sexual...Jordan says "what else did you say?"...Kevin starts explaining more and the feeds go to control room... DR Session Giggles 10:41-10:43pm Jordan has just asked Jeff out in the BY to help her bring down her suitcase.... Jeff enters the HOH room, he goes to the bathroom...Jordan walks in and heads to her bedside table, picks up the photo of her and her sister and says they had tie-dye...she puts it back down and waits for Jeff...Jeff comes out saying "I just had a DR session too"...Jordan giggles saying "was it the same?"...Jeff says yeah and laughs, he gets Jordan's suitcase...Jordan says "you better not have said anything bad...did you?"...Jeff keeps chuckling saying "no, did you?"...Jordan says "I'll kill you, the only thing bad I said was you wear women's deodorant" :) Jeff says "I fessed up"...Jordan playfully punches him as he walks out the door, she says "you cheated, the only reason you fessed up is because I (did)"...Jeff says obviously it's not a secret, he said it in the house, he uses it everyday...Jeff picks up the suitcase to take it down the stairs and they laugh again...Jeff says it was pretty funny...Jordan says "wasn't it funny?"...Jeff says "what's up, throw me under the bus with crunk!"...more giggles... Jeff says "yeah you did!"...Jordan doesn't hear Jeff, she says "hang on, I did what? throw you under the bus with what?"...Jeff rolls the suitcase towards the SS room...Jeff says it's cuz he used the word crunk...Jordan laughs saying "I did not!"...Jeff says "liar!"...Jordan says "I did not say that!"...halfway there Jordan says she can roll it now...Jeff realizes and says here, what are you doing? he hands her the suitcase while playfully pushing her away... Jeff walks towards the kitchen while Jordan puts her suitcase in the SS room.

August 20 Sensual belly rub 12:14am Jeff, Jordan & Michele are up in the HOH talking game, they are trying to figure out what to do with the POV the next day. Jordan is laying down in bed...Jeff comes out of the washroom, he has been taking his sweet time (probably avoiding talking scenarios for the millionth time, lol)...Michele seems to be anxious to get on with game talk. Jeff heads slowly towards the round chair to sit down but not before grabbing the deck of cards on the table. He sits down...Michele starts talking scenarios...in the meantime Jordan has gotten up to go to the bathroom, she has her tank top lifted up exposing her belly...as she passes by Jeff, he reaches out and sensually rubs her belly...whoa 😍..Jordan just stands there enjoying while Jeff keeps going (obviously enjoying it too )... Jeff looks at her intently and then seems to snap out of it saying "umm, what?" LOL Jordan pats her belly, throws her hands up in the air and walks into the bathroom… Jeff knows Jordan so well 12:17-12:25am Jeff sits down on the floor by the HOH bed and plays solitaire while Jordan lays in bed...she had been waiting for him to get in bed and talk. Jeff gives Jordan a hard time for her making comments in the DR about his gardening...Jordan says well you told them I was smelly...Jeff says he didn't say that...Jordan says he better not have...Jeff says he said that people get a little funky in there...Jordan opens her mouth in offense...Jeff says he's joking, it's because the DR asks him why he's always smelling Jordan LOL... Jeff says Jordan makes him laugh when she says (with Jordan's accent) "Do I smell? How does my hair look?"  😊 Jordan giggles...Jeff says she drifts from one subject to another all the time and when he doesn't answer right away she gets pissed. Jordan says it's weird how they have been there only 47 days and yet he knows her so well...she says she feels like she has known him forever. Jeff says it's because they are around each other 24 hrs a day...Jordan says "yeah I know but still, I feel like I just know you"...Jeff says you think you know me? Jordan wonders if she thinks she knows him but she doesn't and he dumps her at the final 3, she gets scared, she thinks he will...Jeff says what scenario can you think of that I would do that?...she doesn't know...Jeff says there is none, she helped him from the beginning of the game and he is repaying her the favor. Jordan says she didn't really do anything...Jeff says she did enough for him, she did what he needed and that's all...Jordan asks Jeff if he will be depressed if she leaves before him...he says yeah!...Jordan says "will you?"...Jeff says f**k yeah! Isn't she going to be if he leaves?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff wants to see some waterworks (if he goes). Jordan says he will be like when an old man loses his wife...Jeff says he would be sad, very sad...Jordan says you'd be bored...Jeff says he'd be pissed. Jordan says honestly, what she really, really wants to do? backdoor Russell...Jeff was thinking the same thing...they talk a bit of game and Jordan rubs his arm and then neck.. Jeff starts to play another game of solitaire and Jordan gets miffed...she wants his full attention… Salty about Hawaii - Jordan’s jealous 12:28-12:37am The infamous "salty" convo up in the HOH room, Jordan's last night as HOH. (The whole convo relates to the long talk they had the night before about being salty or not and Jordan saying that she wouldn't care if Jeff hooked up with another girl in the house/Lydia) Jordan continues to wait in bed for Jeff who is playing solitaire...Jordan wants to talk and isn't happy that Jeff keeps playing cards...the feeds return to the HOH room...they talk about the Hawaii trip...they talk about what Jordan was saying in the DR about the trip...Jeff says "why would you think I'm taking a guy?"...Jordan says she never said that, of course he's taking a girl, so why wouldn't he take her then?...Jeff says "what?" and asks if she is serious right now, she really wants to go? Jordan is pissed that Jeff probably has another girl in mind to take and that Jeff won't say that she can go to Hawaii with him...Jordan says it's all about sex...Jeff says he can have sex with pretty much anyone he wants if he takes them to Hawaii, that's how it goes...Jordan says that's gross, she is done...Jeff laughs and says "it's over?"...Jordan says definitely, she is so done...Jeff says "what? come here" 😍...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan says Jeff wouldn't take her and would rather take someone he could have sex with?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "that makes me mad!"...Jeff asks her if she's getting pissed right now?...Jordan is! 😅 Jordan says she would take Jeff...Jeff calls BS on that and says she's a liar, she would not take him...silence...Jeff says "eh? don't turn your back on this conversation"...Jordan says "you're basically telling me no"...Jeff says he didn't...Jordan says he did, whatever...Jeff can't believe she is getting upset right now, he wants to talk about this after they get out of there and one of them wins, uh?? if they win 1st and 2nd they're going to Hawaii, how about that?...Jordan half-heartedly says "k"...Jeff wants her to turn around right now and talk to him...Jordan says he's playing cards...Jeff says "talk to me"... Jeff says "you're getting mad I'm not taking you to Hawaii but you don't care if I f**k around with everybody"...Jordan tries to explain...Jeff says "I told you you'd get salty, you liar...you try to play him like you're cool"...Jordan denies...Jeff says "you're like I don't care, I told you you'd get mad"...Jordan says he can go have sex with whoever he wants...Jeff says she's saying it with an attitude voice, she wasn't being inviting, friendly... Jeff says "you're getting jealous...that's cute Jordan...Jordan you getting jealous?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "liar"...Jordan says "no, I'm not"...Jeff pauses and says "Jordan's jealous...awww"  ....Jeff says "Johrdan...Jordan?"... Jordan says she'll only talk to him after his game, she tells Jeff to play only one more game so he can come to bed and they can talk...Jeff says "wow, you're like a mom telling me to go to bed...I'm all growns up"...Jordan says "well keep playing then"...Jeff wants to hug LOL Jordan says they can...Jeff says "really?...purr...what else" 😉 Jeff asks Jordan what her favorite movies are...she says a bunch, The Notebook, Pretty Woman, Blow...he says "yeah Blow"...Jeff loses another game and continues to play solitaire (for me...nightmarish endless solitaire playing! ack 🤯) Smooth Jazz legs & hair 12:45-12:57am Jordan has waited patiently for Jeff and he finally comes to bed without winning a game of solitaire...Jeff says so what are we talking about?...crickets..."what is so important that I came to bed for, I could have finished playing my game"...Jordan, with attitude, says turn on the light then and play cards...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "Jesus, we act like we've been dating for 10 years, there's no winning" LOL Jeff goes over a typical conversation with a girlfriend where she gets upset with him and wants him to leave where he is, he does and asks what's up? she says nothing and he asks why'd she make him leave and she says well go back!! and he says then wtf did you make me leave for?  Jeff then says "and why do I have my glasses on in the dark?" 😆 Jordan giggles... Jordan has her leg draped over Jeff, he rubs her leg and says "Smooth Jazz" ...Jordan laughs knowing he would say that...Jeff rubs her leg a little higher and Jordan, of course in typical fashion, gets all nervous and brings up something random to talk about...except this time it's Hawaii again...they banter back & forth a bit, they're not really on the same page, Jeff can't believe they're talking about this again, he says "Jordan!"... Jordan explains he made her mad by not talking about the Hawaiian thing and playing cards...Jeff says she insisted he stop playing cards and then they had nothing to talk about...they try to talk about something else...Jordan brings up the backdooring Russell thing...they talk game again for a few minutes. Jeff touches his hair and says his hair is so soft, Jordan asks if he used System Professional?...Jeff says yeah...she reaches over and smells his hair, smells good. ☺️ Jeff realizes he put a glossing thing in his hair instead of conditioner so now his hair is sparkly LOL He says it feels silky, it feels like smooth jazz.  Jordan says "you're so funny"...Jeff wants to know why they don't make cool products for guys, girls get all the good stuff, guys get a pinecone to go to town...Jordan says she can get him salon stuff...Jeff says he's not that concerned...Jordan says she can then mail it to him...Jeff says no, he can mail her jardiniere... Jeff asks Jordan to feel his hair, play with it...she says it feels real nice...Jordan says she washed her armpits and for Jeff to smell them...she is ticklish but he manages to smell them...twice LOL They smell good :) Jeff laughs and says see, this is exactly what they ask about in the DR...then they bring up farting too...Jeff says that he said on tape that his stomach does the cucaracha in there. Jeff cracks up!  He says he could rip them all day...they laugh...Jeff says why did he say that? he said in the DR that he has a gas problem...they laugh about this and how stupid they are going to sound on TV...feeds go to control room… JeJo getting to know each other/Classic banter Part 1 1:02-1:22am Classic Jeff & Jordan banter... They start out by asking each other if they remember their birthdays?...Jordan remembers Jeff's is the 5th of June but Jeff forgets Jordan's is the 21st of November...of course he acts like it's no big deal she remembered and he forgot 😐 He then asks her what his middle name is but Jordan says he never told her...he says see? (he's all indignant she doesn't know) Jordan then comments on how he says "Ma"...what does he call his dad? Jeff says PaPa...Jordan says no, you don't?...Jeff laughs and says no but that is what he calls his buddy Tony's dad because he is Italian and doesn't really speak English...they talk about Jeff's friends... Jeff says he just happens to have lots of Italian friends...Jordan says it sounds like he is saying Popeye. Jordan says she knows a lady that looks like Olive Oyl (but she pronounces it Olive Uwel from PiePie) She then says singing..."remember PiePie the Sailor Man" 🤣 LOLOL Jeff cracks up at this. Feeds cut out for a few minutes...they talk about the Smurfs...they both loved them...Jordan loved the Care Bears, the Babysitter's Club...Jeff liked He-Man...way before her time. 😉 Jordan says "you're like 9 years older than me"...Jeff says not "like" I am, it's a true story 😀 Jordan says you're a lot older, she says you were 9 when I was born...Jeff says you were 9 when I was 18, when you're 27 I'll be 36...Jordan says what, you were 27 when I was 18? Jeff says whatever age you are, add 9 to it LOL ...Jordan says it's just weird...Jeff says what do you want me to do? It hurts 😏 Jeff says Jordan talks about this every day...Jordan says what do you want me to talk about?...Jeff says his hair ☺️ Jordan is done talking about it...Jeff wants her to play with it, scratch it...Jordan says she will scratch his back not his hair...Jeff says and then maybe just sometimes slip up to my hair and feel it. They laugh...Jeff gets in back scratch position...Jordan says he's such a goober...Jeff doesn't like that word because he doesn't know what it means and she called him that when he first came in the house...Jordan says sometimes she wants to call him Jeffro but she won't because she doesn't really like that name for him...Jeff says how about PiePie? LOL Jordan says she doesn't like Lincoln because that is for an old man. Jeff says he is old...how much older than her is he? :) Jordan says no like a 60 yr old man. They then talk about foods they like and dislike...Jeff asks Jordan if she like chicken wings...she does but doesn't like the vein snapping back at her...Jeff says oh, yeah, you worked at Hooters...and you didn't even have your hooters 🤣🤣 Jeff says he can see her working there...Jordan says she was the worst!...Jeff says he can see that too, not really but yeah really. Jordan talks about her best friend that worked with her...they are similar looking...she wasn't released so she won't say her name...she was in New Orleans with her, when her hair is curly she looks like Kate Hudson...Jeff likes Kate Hudson, she's sexy...Jordan says they would tell customers they were BFF... Jordan got mistaken for her but they knew it wasn't because her friend has huge boobs and she didn't and her friend has no butt and she does...Jeff says you got a nice butt 😍 he makes a clopping sound twice with his tongue Jordan only worked there because all her girlfriends worked there, she says it was easy but the tips were bad...Jordan didn't like working there, it wasn't her... Foreshadowing....Jeff laughs at how they had pictures on the buttons at Hooters...Jordan says her friends said they made it especially for her and yet she would still mess stuff up...Jeff laughs saying she couldn't match the pictures... Jordan says a man made her cry once, they only had 3 servers and all these people started coming in and she was running around like crazy, she was overwhelmed, it was the worst day of serving she ever had...Jeff talks about his serving days too, he's glad those days are gone...Jordan can't imagine being a server at 30...how are you supposed to raise a family being a server?..Jeff says there are some people that make careers out of it...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Classic Banter - Part 2 1:24-2:13am Jeff returns from the bathroom...Jordan asks Jeff is he ever gets worried that he's 31 and isn't married...Jeff says yeah, sometimes, he says not about being married but it's about having kids...he doesn't want to be an old dad, he wants to play around...feeds cut out... When feeds return Jordan and Jeff are giggling and then they get quiet...Jordan says she guesses she will try to go to sleep...Jeff says they have another half hour to talk but takes off his mic anyways...he assumes the snuggle position... Leaving this part up to interpretation but IMO J&J were getting to know each other without words if you know what I mean. Something was going on under those covers... Jeff hastily goes back to his side and does the sign of the cross to pray (probably for self control, lol) and he covers his ears with his hands to block out distraction...Jordan turns towards him...Jeff says to give him 2 minutes (to pray) but Jordan doesn't really hear him and says goodnight while holding onto his arm...her arm moves down towards...well again...something is happening under covers... Jordan's hand comes up and holds onto Jeff's arm...she doesn't want to let go of him... Jordan holds and rubs Jeff's hand...Jordan smells Jeff's hand and says she thinks the skunk smell is from the latex gloves he was using or the dye from the tie dye kit...she grabs his hand again and holds it close...Jeff says did you love my shirt? Jordan says yeah, it was Gucci. Jeff says yes! :) They are quiet for a bit and Jordan seems to be rubbing Jeff under the covers, she then puts her hand in his armpit and they both laugh...she turns away from Jeff...he asks her where she is going?...Jordan says when I touch your armpit I imagine you saying "you love it in there" Jeff snuggles up to Jordan real tight...Jordan says it makes her laugh when he says that...Jeff says she hasn't been in his armpit for awhile...Jordan tries to get comfy... They snuggle real close and there is definitely something going on under those covers again...Jordan seems very cognizant that the camera is on them...after a few minutes of touching and no talking Jordan shifts position and does the classic Jordan deflection by saying that her nose always gets stuffy 🧐 Jeff seems perplexed by this LOL and he shifts position and puts the cover over his head...clearly he's frustrated 😉...Jordan then shifts again and practically puts her butt on top of Jeff... More quiet and rustling of covers...they both seem restless...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants some of her blanket?...Jeff in a crackly voice says "it's soft" but says no, it's ok...Jeff says "I like soft"...Jordan whispers "I know, me too"...quiet and then feeds cut out briefly... More quiet and under the covers stuff...at this point you can't even tell which body is which under there...quiet and then Jeff shifts and clears his throat...feeds cut out again... When they return Jeff is completely under the covers and only Jordan's head is seen...more quiet...after a bit Jeff turns to spoon Jordan again, he gives her a kiss on her shoulder and puts his hand right at her neck/chest...Jordan whispers that her chest is breaking out...Jeff clears his throat again LOL More quiet...it's obvious neither one is going to sleep...Jordan takes off her socks and says she gets hot and then is freezing in the morning. She tries to get comfy by laying on her back. Jeff's hand is clearly roaming around under covers...at one point Jeff says he is doing her boob exercises for her LOL Jordan gets nervous after Jeff says that...she is hyper aware of the camera and is fidgety...Jeff continues roaming Jordan...they are quiet for what seems like awhile...feeds cut out...Jordan adjusts herself, more strange goings on...rustling & strategic positioning of Jordan's foot ...AHEM...then Jordan smiles and Jeff giggles... Jordan giggles and turns towards Jeff, he says "you're good", covers them with the blanket and they kiss 🥰 ..Jordan mumbles something and Jeff holds her face. She then says she can't sleep. (No DUH!) They come out from under the blanket, Jordan rubs her nose cuz it's stuffy, they are both quiet. Jeff shifts over to his side and Jordan asks him if he can't sleep...Jeff says not really. They both get quiet but Jordan asks Jeff if he's doing his Johnny Depp for the show, Jeff says he doesn't know and Jeff asks Jordan if they are going to dress up tomorrow for the show...Jordan doesn't know... They finally settle and go to sleep.. Jeff - “If you skate I’m gonna be fu**in so pissed/Sweet hugs for Jordan in the SS room 11:35-12:06pm Jeff & Jordan are back down in the "ghetto" AKA the SS room...Jordan's reign as HOH is almost over...they are still debating what to do about the upcoming POV, POV ceremony and if to backdoor Russell if the opportunity arises. J&J lay down in bed covered with the turquoise comforter...Jeff encourages Jordan to get in his armpit   Michele is in the room going through her drawers but J&J are oblivious to her and continue to cuddle and giggle in bed...Jeff is draped all over Jordan  They whisper about what to do re: Russell and the DR...Jordan leaves to go talk it out in the DR to see if she can get some clarity. Jordan returns from the DR 4 mins later LOL...so much for clarity... Jordan sits down by Jeff on the bed and smiles at him while Jeff says that they have already gone over this 10 million times and his head is going to explode (mine too! 🤯)...he wants her to make her decision, he doesn't care, do whatever she wants...Jeff gets mad that Jordan wanted to "dance" with Russell and now she wants to keep him...what was all that dance for?...Jeff asks her why she makes him do all that shit...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he's serious, so she can be all like "hey!" and everybody will be all like "you're not going nowhere". Classic Jeff here... Jeff says "if I get f***ing evicted and you skate, I'm gonna be f***ing so pissed, I'm telling you right now...yeah, I am...you give me that f***ing look every day because yeah, I am"...Jordan says "with what?"...Jeff says "Jordan, you're so cute, you never did anything, you stay til the final two...Jeff, beat it...you have these conversations, evict people, this and that and you're behind the scenes twisting your moustache but in front you're like...hey, anybody want more cake?...don't think I don't notice" Jordan gives him a look and Jeff says "are you giving me a dirty look?" Jordan says "listen, I just need help in figuring out..." Jeff headlocks her with his legs! LOL He has her smothered with the comforter, he taps her head and holds her down for a bit, she shrieks...Jeff relents and lets her out but bear hugs her over to lay in his arms...Jordan playfully resists but enjoys it at the same time :) ...she says he yells at her all the time...Jeff says that was not yelling and then proceeds to yell at her "this is not yelling!" LOL Jordan says that Jeff is getting an attitude with her...Jeff gives her two kisses and she says he thinks she doesn't do anything...Jeff says he's just joking and they laugh...they whisper game again, confirming what they are going to do because it's coming down to crunch time. Classic Jeff & Jordan here... Once they decide what to do, Jeff says that now they can make out...Jordan says no!...Jeff says whaddya mean no?...Jeff rubs her back and side and says he loves it (the soft blanket she has on)...they go over scenarios again  Jordan asks Jeff if they have to be dressed up for the show?...Jeff says no, we have to be naked...he kisses her neck...Jordan says blah...Jeff doesn't like that...he asks her if she wants to get naked...Jordan - no!...Jeff - what? LOL Jordan sits up and says she's gonna fix herself something to eat...Jeff pulls her top down to bare her shoulder and purrs🐯, she says "Jeffff!"...he says "what? come here sexy"...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "what if you backdoor me, I'm gone! come here"...and he pulls her down to lay with him again...she shrieks, gets up and says this time he might be (backdoored) after that comment he made to her...Jeff says don't leave like that and leglocks her head again...Jeff releases her and asks her what she's going to make to eat and to shut up about that comment... Jeff throws stones by asking her if she is going to make the whole house something to eat and wash everybody's dishes?...they banter back and forth...Jordan says it's called being a neat freak!...Jeff says she has a sassy attitude...Jordan says he made her mad...Jeff laughs and says "no, not again" (so cute!🥰) ...Jordan says he's being rude...Jeff hugs Jordan again and pulls her down and apologizes...Jeff says she is stuck with him so "oh well" 😇 More game talk and then they high five...Jeff says that Jordan is with him so don't worry...Jordan says "oh, no because I skate by"...Jeff hugs her again and kisses her neck... Jeff says "you're stuck"...Jordan repeats the skating by comment...they debate over the exact wording and Jeff says he was just throwing stones...Jordan pinches his cheek and he pulls her down one last time to lay with him. Jordan gets up, she wants to eat...Jeff is still lazy, he wants a sour candy so Jordan gets one from the drawer for him...Jeff says "please, please sweetheart" ☺️ when he wants her to return the box to the drawer...Jordan sits down again with him to talk game one last time  ...when they're done, Jeff says so now let's make out and he kisses her 😘...Jordan says no, we eat...Jeff says "make out?" Jordan says "no eat" LOL Jordan asks Jeff one last time..."do you really think I skate by?"...Jeff groans my God! are you gonna say this everyday now? you're so sensitive...more JeJo banter...Michele enters the room, Jeff finally gets up and they both leave the room… Whisper & bump in the BR 1:36pm Jordan watches Jeff trim his hair with the clippers in the bathroom. She gets up to whisper in Jeff's ear… ...presumably about deciding to keep Russell...and Jeff goes to get something beside her and playfully bumps her in the butt. Jordan moves aside and playfully punches him. (seen in tributes) Analogies through the roof/Back drawings 1:44-2:25pm Jeff gets back in bed with Jordan who is a bit drowsy...Jordan wonders if she left something of hers up in the HOH and if TPTB will return it...Jeff asks if she left her loofah up there...Jordan says a "what-ah?"...Jeff says a loofah and Michele says that is what she calls it. Jordan says she calls it a sponge...Jeff says "get sophisticated, eat with the right fork sometimes" ...his analogies are through the roof in there. Jeff says he made that analogy up on the spot and he likes it...Jordan didn't even get it. Jeff explains about going out for dinner and having fancy cutlery, lol...Jordan and Michele don't think people will get it and not to use it...Jeff says forget it, it's in the repertoire LOL Jeff, Jordan and Michele have some playful banter, then Michele says go ahead and drown me...Jeff says that means I love you...he turns to Jordan and says...LUV right Jordan? (Yeah right he didn't understand the LOVE/LUV question in Vegas after the show, I call BS) More cute banter btw Jeff & Jordan where Jordan tells Jeff that when she says "Jayeff" that is like a beware sign, a warning to back off...Jeff laughs and says "Hellllooo?"(referring to the Chaosserolle comp) Cute! 🥰 Jeff nuzzles her back and asks her if she wants to scratch his back...she doesn't want to because she is the one that wants to nap...Jeff's not tired. Jeff starts drawing pictures on Jordan's back...Jeff draws a simple house and Jordan guesses "I love you?"...Jeff says wow! it was a house...relax LOL He then draws a snowman and gives Jordan some clues that totally confuse her, she finally gets it and then says his clues basically sucked  :)  More cute banter... He then draws a smiley face which she gets then he draws the Louvre (which is actually just a triangle) Jordan guesses the Eiffel Tower, good guess! Jeff admits he just drew a triangle with windows and he was going to yell at her for not getting it  ...they move on...she correctly guesses a car, a Christmas tree, he then bugs her about being smelly... Jeff then draws a lightbulb on her back and as a hint says you screw it in...Jordan says "a dick?" but Jeff thinks she says "deck" and asks her what kind of deck she has in her backyard. Too funny 😂... Jeff & Michele totally didn't get that one and Jordan never set them straight...finally after a few hints Jordan guesses light bulbs...then Jeff goes to draw Gumby but doesn't and talk turns to the little green martian on the Flintstones...Jeff says he's Gazoo, the girls argue there was no such character...Lydia confirms there was a Gazoo...Jeff is happy he was right :) Talk btw Jeff & Michele then turns to weather in Chicago...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants him to draw more? Jordan does, he continues to draw...he draws a clover, he gives Jordan the hint "Boston" and "rhymes with clover"...Jordan says his hints are awful, she says to stop yelling at her and then she guesses clover...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that if he wanted to help her get it, he would have said St. Patrick's day, lucky, etc. They banter back and forth and Jordan says remind me when it's time to pick partners that she's picking Michele or someone else...Jeff says she is stuck with him....more banter... They switch positions and Jordan draws on Jeff's back...Cutest one is when Jordan is almost done one and Jeff says "start over, I got 'will you marry'...start over" LOL Jordan then goes on to describe a horse's poops and penis and how big they are...Russell says her mom is going to be mad at her for saying that word...Jordan admits that in the DR she said that her mom said that men think with their penises not their heads but she said that Jeff isn't like that. Jeff smiles and says he can't wait to hear all this shit. Jeff says Jordan is going to get a couple of phone calls and maybe a knock on her door...Jordan says she has said nothing bad...Jordan continues drawing and then he does too even though he says she makes him tired LOL They finally stop and everyone in the room becomes real quiet.... Jeff irons - Moodiness, Nick Lachey, Boy Bands 4:14-4:17pm The feeds switch to the RR..Jordan and Kevin are just passing time chatting until the live show, Jeff is ironing his baby blue t-shirt nearby (he didn't even end up wearing it to the live show)...Kevin asks Jordan if she gets moody during her period?...Jordan says "omg, yeah", she says she's been cramping, she can feel it but she hasn't started yet, she put a pad on just in case (TMI!!)...it would be her luck that she would get it for the live show, she gets really, really moody...Kevin says before it starts?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she gets irritated very easy...Jeff smiles/smirks at her... Jordan says "don't I?"...Jeff says quietly "no...you're a saint Johhrdan"...Kevin says "I'm not watching you Jeff...iron...shirtless" ...Jeff doesn't get the humor and says it's not a good display...Kevin tries again saying "take that hot iron Jeff, run it over that shirt"...Jeff says "dude, I hate ironing"... Jordan says "you know what your tattoo reminds me of? I don't know why"...Kevin says "a compass"...Jeff says "it's going to be something to embarrass me so" 😒...Jordan says yeah but...Jeff says "what is it Jordan?"...Jordan says "Nick Lachey from 98 degrees"...Russell yells out "I was just about to say that!"...Jordan says "does it not? when it was on his shoulder and he spiked his hair up just like Jeff, I always think of that"...Russell yells out that it has that same sun...Kevin says it was bigger than that?...Jordan says it was 98 degrees but then he changed it into a sun because of that...Russell thinks so. Kevin says that Jeff just needs to get in a boy band now...Jeff and Jordan laugh...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says it would be like the movie "The Goods"...Kevin asks Jeff if he can sing at all?...Jeff says "no, it sucks, it hurts, I lost"...Jeff says he could Milli Vanilli it...Kevin giggles... Jeff says he's not the best dancer either, he's not really cut out for a boy band but he's not against it, he giggles...he says he's a little old so it's probably not the best idea...Russell says "what about a man band?" LOL...Jeff says "hell yeah, what's that?"...Russell says it's the over 30 band...talk turns to random chatter, Lydia and Natalie enter the room... Jeff loves Jordan’s butt 4:33-4:35pm Jeff is sitting at the kitchen counter making origami...Jordan is milling about the kitchen, gets some pain meds and goes to the sink to get water...Jeff looks up, gives a second take and tells Jordan "I love your butt in those pants" 😍 Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "you know what's going on"...Jordan says "with what?" but Jeff doesn't answer, he is trying to make an origami penguin at the kitchen counter...Jordan sits with Jeff and they comment on the guy on the back of the Rice Krispies box looking like Paul Walker which leads to movie talk. Jeff loves going to movies, he wishes they had a punch card or he could sneak in, movies are expensive, he goes with Mimmo's little brother all the time, he loves the movies. Jordan says she can't wait to get the comp over with. Jeff gets frustrated with the origami but Jordan is no help, she gets up to leave and Jeff asks here where she is going? Jordan says "away" and walks off...Jeff says "come here...no...go ahead....f**k yeah Jordan!...Jordan!" he laughs...I guess he liked the view 😍 Jeff’s Syndrome 6:42pm Jeff has just won HOH, the HG's are all sitting around in the kitchen. They talk about Lydia and how when she doesn't like someone she likes them even more. Jeff says he has the same syndrome but not as bad...he says it's like when someone says there's a chick and I say she's ok but if someone says she hates you, then he says "which one?" and he goes to talk to her. It's called Liking What You Can't Have Syndrome Jeff’s HOH room 10:13-10:37pm "Who wants to see my HOH room?" Jeff shows off his HOH to the HG's. The first thing Jordan says about one of his pics is "omg, it doesn't even look like you" which ended up being repeated several times during the reveal...apparently Jeff didn't look like "Jeff" before LOL Jeff admits his Ma used to rock his hair. Jeff is all smiles showing off his family & friends. He loves the photo of him & his Dad fishing. He awwws at the picture his niece Marley drew for him. He also awwws at the photo of his grandmas that both passed away in December, he says it's sad. Jordan picks it up and awwws too. He has his fishing hat and his grandma's scarf. He's happy to get the Bob Marley Legend CD...he pffssssssts. ;) More comments about how different he looks now...Jordan looks through his fridge, he got cookie dough...for her 😉:...he even got Jardiniere. Jeff laughs about that. Jordan thinks he might be a twin because she can't get over how different he looks in the various pics. Jeff reads his letter...it's brief. Jeff says if it was longer he would have cried. They talk about his hair, his nieces, his cross, the various things he received in his basket including cologne & deodorant (for Jordan, lol). Jeff talks about his fake name Lincoln and the holy water he got. Jeff is excited for his friends Barry & Mimmo that they got mentioned in the reveal. Jeff says he knows how it feels when people don't want to be the first to leave so he says let's go downstairs and they do… Boob talk/Jordan’s omission 11:21-11:25pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside on the couches with Kevin, Michele & Natalie...they are talking about their BB intros and how corny they were...Jordan says she had on a jean skirt, knee high cowboy boots and a plaid tube top, her boobs were sweating, she was sweating so bad because she was nervous, she was drinking alcohol to loosen up... Kevin says it all makes sense now, he would say how much big boobs make him sick, not like Jordan's but like Laura's and of course Laura was in the house, BB would ask him "so how do big boobs make you feel?" and he would go off on them...BB calls them out to not talk about production...Kevin and Jordan giggle...Kevin says he said they make him sick, they make him gag and then there was Laura 🙂 Natalie asks Kevin "you never liked Laura either right?"...Kevin says he liked her initially...Natalie says her boobs were too big, huge...Jordan agrees...Kevin says she admitted they were obnoxiously big, her words...Jordan says that Laura said they were natural and she got implants for what reason?...Natalie says because they were saggy or something. Jordan points to Michele saying "I showed you mine didn't I?"...Michele says no, she hasn't seen any boobs in the house...Natalie says she saw them...Jordan says she showed Kevin...Michele says she felt them but didn't see them...Kevin says those were his first boobs he's ever seen...Jordan says "yeah! I showed Kevin in the shower"...Michele says she's seen Jordan's one at a time by accident because she flashed her a bunch... Interesting little bit of information she leaves out here, conveniently leaving out the fact that Jeff saw her boob too...but she gets busted by Jeff later LOL! ⬇️ Jordan says that she was putting on her dress one night and her boob popped out and Braden was in the room and he said "omg, that was like a baby crying for milk"...they laugh...Michele says "oh Bradenism's"...Jordan says she was laughing about that...Jordan asks Natalie if she saw her would she think her boobs are fake?...Natalie says no...Jordan says good!...Natalie says Laura, yes...Kevin says he didn't know until she told him...Jordan says "really? that's a good thing". Jeff is just looking at Jordan at this point and Jordan looks at him saying "what!?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Natalie, ever the shit stirrer, says "have you shown Jeff your boobs?"...Jordan lies or conveniently forgets LOL saying "he actually hasn't seen them"...Jeff pipes up saying "I saw one" Jordan gets caught...she says "it would have been easier...by a pop up, the milk thing with Braden...it would be different in the beginning when I didn't really know Jeff and I showed him" (what lol) ..Jeff just smiles… Jordan deflects by saying that Lydia, Chima, Kevin, Laura and Natalie saw her boobs and Kevin was like "ohhh"...they laugh...Kevin asks Jeff for a little flash...Jeff says "of the good stuff?"...Jordan says "of the pee pee? oh Lord"...they laugh about the Puppetry of the Penis and then Jordan starts talking about her gf and vaginas and FISH… 69 & other sexy talk/Jeff’s face says it all 11:33-11:51pm The HG's are sitting on the couches in the BY...Talk has turned to sex...big surprise! Jordan starts grilling Kevin about gay sex, he is open about it and answers all her questions...funny moment when they are talking about "69" and Natalie asks if someone can explain it better for her (obviously Natalie knew! She was such a sh*t stirrer wanting someone else to say scandalous things on the live feeds)...Jordan obliges and says "69 is like let's say, I'm laying down this way (points one way) and Jeff is laying...(laughter ensues)...and Jeff is laying down with his head this way (points the other way) and my head is this way...you see what I mean?" LOL Jeff says take a 6 and a 9 and put them like that (he shows how) on top of each other...Natalie doesn't get how Kevin does it though...Kevin says exactly the same...Jordan says you're on top of each other, he's like yah and you're like yah and y'all are just...Kevin says "blowing each other"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff watching Jordan 😳🤔🫣😍☺️. Jeff gets redder by the second and when Natalie says "oh my God!"...Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff turns beet red, laughs and puts his head down... Jordan laughs... Kevin says those are the best and Jeff laughs again...Natalie asks Jordan if she's only had sex once right?...Jordan says yeah but she has done umm...Kevin says BJ's?...Jordan says oh yeah, she's good at...she catches herself saying too much and says "well no we're not talking about that!" and Jeff 😃 Jordan says they're on live feeds so she's not talking about any of that, that might make it...Kevin says 69 is awesome because both are getting pleased equally...Jordan says she can't concentrate, sometimes she feels like...she starts laughing and Jeff cracks up!...Natalie points out that it's making Jeff laugh... Jordan and the others continue talking about their experience with sex & preferences...Jordan says she likes the beach, how romantic it can be and how it makes you want to have sex...Jordan asks Kevin if he does toys and dress up and all that?...Jeff's face hehe Kevin says he did buy...he sees Jeff looking at him sheepishly and they both laugh...Kevin says he bought a dildo...Natalie and Jordan are confused why they would need one...Kevin explains it's like having another person there without having a threesome...As Jordan is taking that in she pauses and says "ok, gotcha"...Jeff looks at Jordan, shaking his head and smiling at her... Jordan says "gah! I'm boring"...she is told she needs to explore...Jeff just smiles and turns red...(oh Jeffrey, to read your mind right now LOL) Jordan now opens up about her past and how she has only been with one man and how he hurt her (physically and emotionally) I won't go into details but the best part again is watching Jeff's face looking at Jordan throughout...fascinating...at one point Jordan says that she can't just hang out with a guy a couple of weeks and have sex with them, she just can't, it's not her...Russell who has come outside by then says that's a good quality though, a lot of girls aren't like that...Kevin says "what if he's totally hot?"...Jeff laughs saying "Kevin"...Jordan says it doesn't matter to her... Talk gets serious when Jordan starts talking about a guy that she missed out on dating and how it was probably for the best because he was set in his life and she was too young for him, she should have met him when she was 26...Jeff goes to the fridge to have a smoke...Jordan says there are lots of men out there...Kevin says he's met his "person" for life, it's hard being gay and having monogamous relationships...talk then turns more fun when Jordan describes her friend Daniel that is gay and how he is scrumptious and his bf is so fine...Jeff's reaction 😌 Jeff uhhh's at the end of his laugh as he tends to do and then Jordan says there's another guy that comes in to the salon that is too hot to be gay and she hates it! Jeff smiles again...Jordan goes on to talk about two guys from the Real World named Danny and Paul who were gay, she says they were both hot, the one that was in the army, they blurred out his face but from the shadow you could see his body and mmmmm (implying she wanted him)...Jeff shaking his head...  LOL They start talking about gay guys getting married, how common it is...Jordan talks about one of her relatives being gay...Kevin says he doesn't think any of his family knows he's gay...Jeff says come on!...Jordan says what!!?...Kevin says his parents and brother know but no one else...they continue talking about gay issues and then FISH...

August 21 You know when you know 12:43-12:47am Jordan is still out in the BY talking with Natalie, Kevin & Russell...they are talking about cheating and trusting men...Jordan reiterates that her mom told her that men think with their penises not their heads...Jordan says these days it's harder to trust men...Kevin says not to go too far on the pendulum, too trusting all the way to never trusting a man, it's hard to find the middle...Kevin says you just need to find the right guy and hold onto that guy. Jordan says you know how you hear people say all the time..."you know when you know"...Jordan says her aunt says yeah, you just know, you just click with that person...Kevin and Natalie agree and say it's that way for them. Kevin then says..."do you know with Jeff?" 🧐...Jordan gets embarrassed, giggles and turns 3 shades of red while Natalie gives her a hard time for not kissing Jeff after he won HOH (good! Natalie's right) ...Jordan says "we're just friends, we're just friends...he's a good friend" 🙄 She says that he is someone she would hope would keep in touch with, then she says she would like to keep in contact with everyone there (we all know how that turned out in both aspects ) Hawaii & sex 1:08-1:12am Jordan, Natalie & Kevin are sitting outside talking, they are hoping they win some extra cash or prizes still...Kevin says that he thinks there will be more prizes...Natalie doesn't think so and Jordan thinks maybe...just as Kevin starts saying there's already been a vacation, Jeff comes back outside and Jordan makes a point of saying "wait! the vacation...Jeff's..." (meaning he won the vacation)... Jordan then says they got in a fight last night about it. (I was not a fan of Jordan telling the others their personal business, it drove me nuts and later on we see that it drove Jeff nuts too. I know it was part strategy but...) Jeff heads over to the hot tub...Kevin and Natalie don't bite on what Jordan has said, they keep talking about the prizes...Jordan raises her voice saying "we got into an argument about it, we really did, I got all salty about it"...Natalie gives Jordan the attention she's seeking and says "well he can take you with him"...Jordan says "no! he was basically telling me he wasn't going to take me with him and then I got really mad" Jeff walks over to the fridge area to get a towel and says that first of all Jordan asked him if he was taking her with him and he said he didn't know and she was pissed, like he didn't really say he was going to take her...Jordan admits she got mad, really mad...Natalie says "hell yeah! a trip to Hawaii"...Jeff goes back to the hot tub area...Jordan says that then Jeff said it was all about the sex thing, about someone he would take... Jeff says "no I did not say that!"...Jordan says "no not all about that but I took it as that he wants to take someone to Hawaii that he wants to have sex with and I got pissed!"...Kevin says "oh that's what that was about?"...Jordan continues "and I was like oh, so you don't want to take me, you'd rather, because I'm not going to have sex with you, you'd rather take somebody else you'd have sex with"...Natalie points out that you never know, you're in Hawaii, you never know what will happen... Jordan says "yeah I know BUT like I said the only thing is I'm going to have sex with someone is (pause)"...Natalie says "someone you're committed with and in a relationship with"...Jordan says "right"...Natalie says she agrees 100% with that...Jeff who is in the hot tub now says "what'd you say?"...Natalie repeats what she said... Jeff says "yeah OR if you go to Hawaii" LOL Kevin says "nooo"...Jordan says "no Jeff just because you go to Hawaii, you're just like romantic whatever, you're not gonna have sex, you may fool around, blow jobs, whatever, but you're not gonna have sex" (hmm I thought blow jobs were sex! LOL)...Jordan giggles and Jeff cracks up!...Jordan's BUSTED! Natalie says so that means if Jeff takes her there's a chance for that LOL and who knows would that would lead to...Jordan backtracks saying no sex, she's serious, she's just saying...Jeff says he can get blow jobs in Hermosa. (Oh Jeff lol) Kevin and Natalie laugh along with Jeff...Jordan says it just pissed her off, she doesn't know why...Natalie says she knows what she is saying. Jordan says that Jeff said "well if I don't win or you don't win, you know, if you win, you can pay for yours"...Jeff says that Jordan said " well we're just friends" and Jeff said "fine, we're just friends, you win the 500 thousand, I'll take you, you pay for everything and I'll take you to Hawaii, just as friends, isn't that fair? all the trip's on me and all the spending money's on you, you have 500G's" (yep Jeff has a point, she did say they were just BFF 😉) ...Kevin says that's a good deal...Jordan repeats she got pissed while Jeff says they're friends and don't have to worry about sex...Kevin and Jeff agree it's split then...Jordan says "cuz I know he's going to be trying to hump me all of the time but..." Jordan giggles and says she's just kidding...Jeff says "it is Hawaii" 🏝️ Natalie says it's romantic you know and no cameras...Kevin says "on the beach"...Jeff says "you just said you liked the beach and stuff"(Jeff was paying attention earlier ☺️) ...Jordan says "I do!"...Kevin says they have crystal clear water beaches...Jeff says oh yeah, it's irresistible, inevitable, he should say 😉...meanwhile Russell comes outside and joins them, they start talking about the trip in general... Natalie says it was a nice prize...Jeff says 5G's is nice too but he likes to travel and he knew that would ensure he would travel, if he got 5G's he'd blow it or just use it for something else...Natalie thinks the trip is worth more than 5G's since it's a trip for two...talk turns... Cookie dough & hair stuff 1:16-1:19am Jordan has gone inside but comes back out and heads to the hot tub to talk to Jeff...Jordan sits down and says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothin"...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot...Jordan says "is it?"...Jordan says when she had stuck her feet in the hot tub and then went to take a bath it was so weird...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says she kinda wants to eat but she's like noooo...Jeff says "cookie dough?"... Jordan says "no, you got cookie (dough), did you even ask for that?"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "you just got it?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan awww's...Jordan asks if her teeth are red (from the wine)...Jeff says no, they're scary white Jeff says "are you going to put your shit back upstairs?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "like put your hair stuff" LOL Jordan laughs and says "cuz you wanna use it" 😊 They get quiet then Natalie says they can BBQ tomorrow...Jordan says Jeff and Russell can BBQ chicken and they can have BBQ sandwiches, omg that sounds so good, they both marinate good steaks...they get quiet again and then Jeff mentions his back hurts...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's from the competition...Jordan gets up and leaves... Jeff talks about his parents 1:24-1:26am Feeds return to Jeff in the hottub, he's talking to Russell who is sitting on the couches...Jeff says "I'm close (to) both my parents, real close"...Russell asks how old Jeff's dad is?...Jeff says "64, they're both 64"...they are quiet and then Jeff says "my dad's not a big talker, my Ma tries to, likes to talk sometimes but"... Russell asks if his dad is a quiet guy?...Jeff says "yeah, my dad is real quiet and mellow, oh yeah, so mellow and so not me, non-confrontational, like laid back, reads books...I think I got it from my grandfather on my Ma's side, everyone says I'm exactly like him" Jeff then says "my Ma's real quiet lady, real quiet, like"...Russell asks "both of them are quiet?"...Jeff says "yeah, my Ma will talk to you but so sweet, everyone's like your Ma's a saint, like all my friends are like your Ma is the nicest lady I ever met" 😊 Russell, who always seemed obsessed with Jeff's dating life 🤨, asks if Jeff ever brought home girlfriends to meet his parents?...Jeff says just a few, you know...Russell says only one of his girlfriends have seen his parents...Jeff looks down and says "oh yeah well that's something, you know.......only a handful" Russell then wonders why they didn't put a picture of Jeff's bro (in the HOH room)?...Jeff says "yeah me neither, my sister in law, they both signed"...feeds go to fish... Jordan moved her stuff in 1:57-2:02am Jeff has just been in the hottub, he's sitting on the BY couch having a smoke...Jordan comes out to join him...Jordan tells Jeff that at least he got a bottle of wine, all she got were 2 margarita coolers, she then says she still can't believe the pics in his HOH room are of him...Jeff says what if they're not? 😅 Russell who is about to play pool says he agrees, they don't look like him...Jordan rubs Jeff's back in a congratulatory way...Jordan asks why Jeff's vitamin water bottle smells the way it does?...Jeff says "like what?"...Jordan says "pineapple"...Jeff says because it was pineapple, he just poured water in there... Jordan says she hopes Jeff doesn't mind that she moved all her stuff in there (HOH room)...Jeff is busy reading a bottle label and isn't listening...Jordan cutely says "hellooo?"...Jeff smiles and says what?...Jordan repeats what she said and Jeff says it's fine, he doesn't care...Jordan rattles off all the products and paraphernalia she brought up there, it's basically like her room...Jeff says it's fine, he wasn't going to put anything in there, he only put a couple of things in there... Jordan gets called out by BB for mic obstruction...Jeff says she thought she was going to get called to the DR...Jordan says it's 2am, she's about to go to bed, she's tired...Jeff says he's going up too, he has to take a shower...Jordan tipsily says "nooo, I'm about to take one"...Jeff says to take a bath...Jordan says "yeah that is true"... Jordan is tipsy because she says something else to Jeff and just zones out lol Jordan says Jeff's tattoo reminds her of Nick Lachey off of 98 degrees...Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says she loves how Jeff is giving her "looks"...Jeff says what? he's thinking...Jordan wants to have a conversation with Jeff...Jeff says they'll talk all night...Jordan says no because it's late... Jordan says there will be nothing to do tomorrow, it will be weird...Jeff wants to listen to Bob Marley....she says all she feels like doing is eating cook...she stops herself and says isn't it funny how they put cookie dough in there for him?...Jeff says they put it in there for her...Jordan says they're helping a sister out... They get quiet again and Jeff leaves to go take a shower... Jordan’s tipsy/Jeff asks what she talking about/Aww man 2:07-2:13am Jordan and Jeff are in the HOH bathroom talking...Jordan is going over the HOH comp and how Russell was so competitive and wanted to beat Jeff so badly...she tells Jeff he has a big decision on his hands and she wants to guess what he is going to do...Jordan says Jeff is going to put up Natalie & Kevin and then if the opportunity arises he will backdoor Russell...Jeff says yeah, that's pretty obvious. These two are like a "who's on first" skit here, so freaking hilarious... They hear a noise...Jordan asks what it was?...Jeff says it sounded like a demon...Jeff says not to worry he's got all this holy water...Jordan says she knows, she'll sprinker, uh, sprinkle it from her left to her right, she laughs. Jordan softly talks game to Jeff while he uses mouthwash and starts getting ready to take a shower...Jeff farts...Jordan starts making no sense LOL!...Jeff doesn't understand what she is talking about...she is confusing the weeks... Jordan says Jeff isn't following her...Jeff says he's not...Jordan explains and asks him "so what are you saying?"...Jeff just stares and says you just said it! this week just started 3 hours ago...Jordan says your noms are tomorrow...Jeff repeats what his noms will be and what's going to happen...Jeff says why are you talking about next week? I'm talking about this week...Jordan says she is saying about this week...Jeff says what are you talking about?... Jordan talks about someone getting evicted this week and Jeff says "do you know what you're talking about right now? At all?"😂...Jordan says "Jefffff, quit!" Jeff says "do you know what you're saying or no?" ...Jordan says ""listen, ok...so...if we get....the......if we...ok, let's say one of those people go home...that's one more person down right?...but then if we get the chance...we can backdoor it." Jeff gets a towel and says "I'll talk to you later" LOL...he gets the towel saying "are you drunk?"...Jordan says no... Jordan says she loves how he's just ignoring her...Jeff says because she's not making any sense!...Jordan says "hellooo?....Jeff?"...Jeff says "what?" Jordan says he is so rude sometimes...Jeff makes a cute face while walking towards Jordan saying "I'm not rude"...he pretends to slap her but just brushes her face...Jordan says he is, he's rude sometimes...Jeff walks towards the shower...Jordan is listening but wants to go over the scenarios ...Jeff says he knows the scenario...Jordan knows but she's telling them to him...Jeff says he wants to take a shower and they can talk later, please?...Jordan says fine. Jeff takes off his shorts in the shower and ummm, let's just say Jeff wasn't exactly standing in front of the frosted area of the door so he left little to Jordan's imagination ;) Jordan gets a good eyeful and starts giggling...Jeff asks her why she's laughing and then Jordan gets called to the DR. Jordan says "AWW, MAN!" (obviously disappointed in having to leave what she was enjoying doing 😍) Jeff asks for shampoo, Jordan goes to get it and asks if he wants the booster?...Jeff says yeah and asks her to bring the whitestrips up, she says ok and leaves... Don’t tell me you’re going to quit tiff 3:12-4:29am Jordan finishes taking her bath, turns off the lights and goes to bed...Jeff gets ready for bed and joins her...Jeff asks her if she wants to talk now? Jordan says yeah...Jeff leans over to her side and rubs her leg and looks intently at Jordan...Jordan asks him why he's looking at her like that?...is he putting her up? LOL Jeff says yeah...Jordan says yeah right, I'll kill you...Jeff says "I told you I'd bring you to the jury house, that's it...it's the end of the line for you"...Jordan can't believe she won the veto...Jeff says he told her early on in the game their time would come, they would both win eventually. They then start talking game...Jordan asks what Michele was up there talking about?...Jeff explains she wanted to know if Russell was safe...Jeff and Jordan go over the scenarios and the advantages/disadvantages. Feeds go off them then return 10 mins later with Jordan going back up the stairs to the HOH...Jordan had been called to the DR and got the Crest Whitestrips for Jeff while she was down there. They return to talking game, mostly about Russell staying or going this week and what would happen the following week...more scenarios 🤯 Jordan says the only thing she's scared of is her and Jeff being up against each other ☹️ Jordan is getting nervous...Jordan asks Jeff to turn off the TV, she reaches over and rubs his hair as they continue to talk game. Talk turns to what each HG is best at competition wise...Jordan says she is terrible at puzzles and riddles...she says if the competition is like that she would just quit because she knows she wouldn't get it...Jeff gets PISSED! He says "don't fu**ing ever say you're going to quit!"...Jordan backtracks and says "not quit, but give in, let someone else win it, cuz I won't know it"...Jeff says to not say that and to not talk like that, he says "what do you mean you're gonna give in?...don't say that"...Jordan says she doesn't like how he is short tempered. Jeff says "there's 6 people left, you're going to give up on a HOH...you're my partner, wtf are you talking about, you're gonna give up?" (insert hand motions lol) Jordan tries to explain she meant veto, Jeff says it doesn't matter, he doesn't want to hear that negative shit...you're gonna give up?...all his chips are in her, for her not to say she's giving up as his partner...Jordan says didn't she prove herself today?...Jeff says "yeah you did but don't tell me you're gonna quit...I'm not trying to fight with you here but don't ever tell me that...but I don't want to hear those words out of your mouth...out of my mouth...losers say that shit...you're my partner, are we going to the end?...you're going to quit at this point? at some event because you don't think you're good at it...don't ever quit......I'm not being short with you, I just don't like that mentality" SILENCE 😨 After a minute Jordan quietly takes off her mic and gets ready to sleep, says goodnight...Jeff takes off his...SILENCE...Just after the 3:52am mark you see the covers move right by Jeff's side (his arms are above the covers)...it's Jordan's hand reaching over to touch Jeff. (awww) After a minute or so, Jeff reaches under the covers and playfully swats her arm away and then rolls over to her side and says "I'm just playing"...Jordan says "don't be mad"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says he is, he's aggravated...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says all he's saying is to not quit...Jordan says she's not quitting...Jeff gives Jordan two gentle kisses on the cheek. Jordan tries to explain herself again...Jeff says she's good, for her to believe in herself... Jordan says he's so short tempered and he gets irritated easy now, she tells him this every night, he gets more attitudes with her...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says he doesn't mean to...he doesn't like that shit...the you're gonna quit shit...Jeff says he's proud of her, she did great...Jordan says she's surprised she outlasted him...Jeff laughs. Back to game talk again 😖 Jeff goes on a mini rant about Lydia. Jeff says who cares...she gawn...Jeff says once Jessie "pops her" a couple of times she will be fine 😯 Jordan says you know she is...Lydia will be all "I love you" to Jessie...Jeff says "I love you?" Jordan says yeah, you know she's going to...Jeff says as if Jessie is going to talk to her when she's outta here...Jordan says yeah right...Jordan says her voice late at night gets scratchy...Jeff says "raspy?...sexy"...they finally start getting sleepy, take off their mics, Jeff cuddles and Jordan says goodnight.... Jeff is restless, gets up to go to the bathroom @ around 4:15am...as soon as he goes back to bed he snuggles up close to Jordan (who is presumably sleeping)...he touches her neck and Jordan says "my neck, I have a pimple right here"...Jeff says he felt it, it's sexy. LOL He snuggles closer and whispers "we came a long way Jordan" 🥰Jordan mmm, hmmm's. Around the 4:25am min mark Jeff gets up again and goes to the downstairs in his undies (to get some pain meds)...he returns after a couple of minutes and rolls over to Jordan again and kisses her shoulder/arm twice...she's sleepy or sleeping at this point, doesn't respond...they finally fall asleep. Jordan says Jeff’s friends would say YEAAAAHHHH 10:44-11am Jeff & Jordan wake up and chat in bed...they talk about how in the beginning Jeff was so eager to get up when production would wake them up and how hard it was for some of the other HG's to wake up...they say how Casey was always up first, Jeff too...they can't believe that Russell and Casey were that close...Jordan says she bets Lydia is loving today (referring to being with Jessie)...Jeff says man, they're sleeping in after a long night of beating each other's junk up LOL...Jordan giggles. Jordan says it's cool now to see Jeff's friends (in photos) because she would always hear him talking about them and how Jeff was treated in the beginning and then he got the wizard power and she could see his friends stand up at the tv cheering him on saying "Yeaaahhh!"...Jeff asks if she's sure people back home are watching? Jordan says no, don't you see what I mean though?...Jeff says that I talk about them?...Jordan says "well no, that you talk about them, now that I see them, and then you know, like in the beginning when everybody isolated you as being mean to you, they're probably like why? Jeff's such a nice person and then how Jessie and Russell set that whole fight thing up and then you were on the bottom for so long and then Jessie thought he was so cool, and then you got the wizard power and got to evict him, I can see your friends, like at home, like cheering you on and being like "Yeaaahhh" you know?" Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Jordan says "never mind"...Jeff mimics Jordan "Yeaaahhh" :) They laugh...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "no, that was cute, were you trying to be cute?"...Jordan says "I guess"...Jeff says "aww, that's cute then...yeaaahhh"...he giggles and says "nah, I'm just playing" Love that exchange 😊 They then decide they need to stay downstairs more so that the other 4 don't make plans, they need to be in everybody's business...they talk a bit more game...Jeff wants to relaxi taxi...Jeff snuggles up to Jordan...Jordan covers her mouth...Jeff says you and your breath...Jordan says she needs to brush her teeth. Jordan says she can only picture them in this house, not the jury house. (well she was right about that, they were never in the jury house together) Jordan turns to Jeff and snuggles one last time before getting up to go to the bathroom...when she returns she announces that Aunt Flo has finally arrived and that the PMS part is over...Jeff is relieved to hear that LOL Jeff gets a thank you from BB 11:21am Jordan comes inside from being outside with Michele...Jeff is getting a bowl of honey smacks ready...Jeff says he loves honey smacks :) Jeff does his little laugh...Jordan says she was sitting outside with Michele and she wants to lay out today for a little bit...Jordan heads upstairs to brush her teeth...Kevin is walking towards the bathroom, BB says Kevin, thank you!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says they are thanking him for getting up? he never got a thank you...Kevin does his little I got a thank you dance...Jordan keeps laughing...BB says "Jeff, thank you!"...Jeff says "yes!"...he feels so proud now. 😊 Cuz you love me :) 12:46-12:50pm Jeff goes outside where Jordan (in the pool) and Kevin are...Jeff gets water from the fridge...Kevin asks him something about solitaire...Jeff asks "do you guys have that lotion over here?...Jordan says no, it's over by the dryer...Jeff says Johhrdan :) ...Jordan says that judge (?) is not funny...Jeff says you thought you were outta here?...Jordan says she did...Jeff walks away to get the lotion and says what made you think you were going to win?... Jordan says "cuz you love me" :) Jeff says something inaudible about "Jeff"...Jordan giggles and says something about "Big Jeff"...Jeff says "big uncle Jeff" and then something inaudible...Jordan laughs and says "you should have seen my face, it was like too good to be true"...they laugh... Jeff says Kevin doesn't believe anything he says any more...Kevin shakes his head and Jordan laughs...Jeff puts on his lotion and Jordan says it's kind of cold in the pool with the wind, where's the sun?...Jordan offers Jeff the blue raft and she will take the pink one, she's getting cold...Jeff says what does that mean? he's getting in the pool and she's getting out? ;) Jordan says no...Jeff asks if the pink one is warmer?...Jordan says no, it's just that the blue one she can lay on without touching the water...Jordan teases him about being too big for the pink raft but doesn't give up the blue one too easily...Jeff says she's making him crazy and yes, he wants it...Jordan laughs at Jeff getting in the pink one, she says he's too big for it... Jordan says they can switch...Jeff says he's ok...Jordan says he looks uncomfortable...they switch...Jordan says it's clouding up...Jeff says it is a little bit, that's when they got burned last time, it was cloudy and thought they weren't getting sun... Mimmo in the pool 12:50-12:53pm Ed: I found it really interesting relating how Jeff describes Mimmo, his wife and new baby saying that Mimmo was married a couple of years before having a baby, he's really stable, financially set, etc. to the discussions about Jeff wanting to be stable and financially more secure with his career before moving on to having kids one day... Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the pool... Jeff lays on the blue raft and Jordan is in the pink floatie after switching...they start tossing around the beach ball...Jordan says she took 3 advils...Jeff says "3 for your crampers?"...Jordan says yes, they're starting again...Jeff says he took 2 for his back...Jordan asks "isn't it a pain being a girl? don't it sound like it?...Jeff says "yeah does it suck you mean?" LOL They talk about the pros and cons of being a boy vs. a girl...Jordan says your period does, everything else no...Jeff asks why wouldn't she want to be a guy?...Jordan says because of the "ying yang" 🍆 ...Jeff says "ying yang twins?"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says it would be harder to be a boy and it wouldn't be fun...Jeff says "it's awesome"...Jordan says Jeff is saying that because he's a boy. Jeff brings up how Mimmo had a little boy...Jeff says Mimmo was so excited, she doesn't understand...Jordan asks if they planned it?...Jeff says yeah, they were married for 2 years already, he does really good (financially), he's essentially his boss...Jordan says yeah, that's right...Jeff says he does really good, he's stable, financially set...yeah so, he had a baby... He says Mimmo bought all these little Michael Jordan outfits, MJ is his favorite player of all time, so he's set for this kid even before he was out of the womb...Jordan says "oh, how cuuute" and Jeff says he's going to be spoiled rotten. Jeff says maybe he can get him some Big Brother little t-shirts...Jordan asks if they make them?...Jeff doesn't know but he's sure they do, he could get one made...Jordan says it's cold in the water and she gets out...Natalie joins them... LJordan likes 40% of what Jeff likes 12:53pm Jeff and Jordan have just finished talking about Mimmo, Jordan gets out of the pool, Jeff is still laying on the raft... Jordan says she's going to sit with her feet in the pool, it's cold...Natalie joins them saying mmm, hmm...Jeff asks Natalie if the bikini she's wearing is the one BB gave her?...Natalie says yes...Jeff says you love it huh?...Natalie says she does, she really does...Jordan says it was the one she got when she was a hula girl, she wonders where BB got it. Jordan sits down putting her feet in the pool...Jeff pushes himself over to where Jordan is to touch feet with her :) they play footsie... Jordan says it's kind of shady...Jeff says they played P.I.M.P this morning...Jordan to be contrarian of course says "that's not a song I really like" 🙃 Jeff says "P.I.M.P? I love it, the reggae remix?"...Jordan says "I don't like it"...Jeff says "that's ok Jordan, you don't have to like everything I like, in fact you like 40% of what I like, not even half"...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "different strokes for different folks" :) I'm with Jeff! 🇯🇲 https://youtu.be/UDApZhXTpH8 JeJo have a good laugh over Natalie’s fear of bees 1:27-1:46pm The HG's are sitting around and in the pool chatting...they are talking about Mexican food places, Jeff starts saying something about a Sopranos episode when Natalie goes berserk over a bee buzzing near her, she says "oh shit!"...Jeff says "oh there it is"...she screams "Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!!" wanting him to help her but he runs the other way ...they all crack up laughing over her hilarious overreaction...Natalie says she banged her head and it hurts...Jeff says "you gotta relax! oh shit!"...Jeff cracks up more!🤣 Kevin asks what she hit her head on?...Natalie moans in pain...Jeff says she has to relax around here, she's going to kill herself, hot tub and head injuries...Natalie whines that her head hurts....Jeff asks if she's laughing or crying?...Jordan asks if Natalie if she's ok?...Jeff and Jordan were thinking she was laughing at first...Natalie says Kevin was supposed to swat it away... Jeff says if Kevin had swatted it, he would busted Natalie right in the face with it...Kevin says Natalie scared him...Natalie repeats her head hurts...Jeff says he thinks she hit the side of the chair, she was flopping around like a fish out of water...Jordan imitates how Natalie was yelling Kevin! Kevin!...Natalie says that Kevin was supposed to be her savior not run away...Jeff cracks up again saying that Kevin bailed! Natalie says they better not show that on TV (this was shown on one of the CBS shows, it was pretty funny)...Jeff says if there was a fire, Kevin would be pushing women and children out of the way ...Natalie repeats they better not play that...Jeff says how are they not? it's awesome. Michele chimes in with her usual unfunny uninformed humor saying BB is going to do a montage of little bugs chasing "us" ...they ignore her lol...Jordan laughs saying that it was really funny...Jeff says Natalie pretends to be all tough but a bee comes around and she's yelling for Kevin (of all people)...Natalie says she is terrified of bugs, she cannot eat even a dead bug...Natalie begs BB not to play that...Jeff says they got it, they're out at the pool...they continue chuckling over it...Natalie says "oh God, that was scary"...Jeff repeats that Natalie looked like a catfish flopping around, it was so funny...Natalie cracks up. Jeff asks why she's terrified? what does she think is going to happen?...Natalie says they will sting her...Jeff says they have no stinger...Natalie says they do something...Jeff says they do nothing...Natalie says just the noise freaks her out...they agree the noise isn't good...Jeff says she would be better off putting a towel over her face and nothing would ever happen, she should just do that and relax instead of flopping around and potentially breaking her legs...Natalie says she just wanted to get away from that bug. Jordan brings up the Buzzworthy comp and how funny it was...Kevin says Jessie used him as shield to protect him from a bee...Jordan cracks up! Natalie says Jessie killed it though...Jeff says yeah after he used Kevin to block it LOL ...they all say they were cracking up at that...Jeff says they got in trouble for laughing at Natalie who fell in the hot tub, the others called him an asshole... Natalie says she didn't see Jeff laughing...Jeff says he cracked up! it was hilarious...Jordan says the sequence of events was so funny....Natalie says she was fully clothed and right before a live show...Jeff says that's good stuff...they revisit the bee/Natalie moment again...Jeff and Kevin compare Kevin's behavior to the Seinfeld episode where George pushed all the kids at a birthday party out of the way when a fire broke out ...they all laugh... They talk about lightning bugs...Jordan says she hasn't seen any out here...Jeff says when he was a kid they used to hit them with whiffle bats, he feels bad now...Jordan says they used to catch them and take the light part off of them and make jewelry out of them ...Jeff says wow, she tortured them...Jordan says she used to be scared of them, you usually see them at night, you can put them in a bucket and it's cool, it glows...Jeff says you kill them when you do that...Jordan says "oh you do? I killed a lot" Oops!! Jeff says he did too... They talk about chitlins, what they are...Jeff says it's the anal tract...umm yeah gross! they talk about intestines and the liver, then committing suicide, robbing banks...Jordan gets up because there are ants around her and sits on a lawn chair...Natalie says she could never do a competition where she had earthworms poured all on top of her, she just couldn't, her biggest fear is bugs...Jeff says he would freak out if it was hissing cockroaches, he would do it but not like it...Jordan mentions the episode of Fear Factor where the girl had to eat cockroaches...they talk about disgusting Fear Factor stunts... Kevin asks if anyone watches Man vs Wild?...Jeff says that's his favorite show, he loves it...they talk about some of the gross stuff he does...Jeff says he's awesome...they talk about if they could do a show like that or Fear Factor?...Jordan says she could do Survivor because they don't have to eat gross stuff...Kevin says they do have those kinds of comps every season on Survivor (he's right)....Jordan says she wouldn't be able to eat roaches or spiders...they talk about tarantulas... Jeff asks if anyone saw the Brady Bunch episode where they went to Hawaii with the tiki thing?...no response...Jeff says no one knows anything he watches, he feels like an outcast LOL!...Jeff talks about the episode (I know it!! )...Jeff asks if they've heard you eat so many spiders in your lifetime while you're sleeping... Natalie sees a dragonfly and asks Kevin to whack it away...Jeff says "the dragonfly? no way! I'll fight you!" LOL Jordan laughs...Natalie says they bite you...Jeff says "no they don't!"...Natalie insist they do...Jeff says they don't, he lets them land on him...Natalie says "mosquitoes"...Jeff says they eat mosquitoes...Jordan says she thinks they do bite...Natalie and Kevin agree...Jeff says they're crazy...Jordan says no, Jeff is just wrong... Jeff says he lets them land on him when he goes camping, they keep the mosquitoes away...Natalie starts freaking out a little again...Kevin says for her to stop...Jeff says "you want a larva under your skin? or a flower pot over your head?" Jeff says he's pissed "they" killed the praying mantis earlier...Michele says they're cool bugs...Jeff says they eat other bugs...Natalie says any bug with that name needs to be killed...Jeff says "whoa"...Jeff tries to explain that it's praying not preying like a predator, it looks like it's praying :) ...Michele in all her infinite wisdom says it would be called a predatory mantis then Kevin says it's "preying" mantis not "praying" mantis...Jeff says it's not preying, it's because it looks like it's praying, that's why they call it that, don't ask him to spell but he knows that (Kevin was wrong!) Natalie says she wants every bug known to mankind to be destroyed ...Jeff says you'd be dead...Jordan says she doesn't see the need of having them and once again the bee buzzes around Natalie and she has an absolute freak out!! Lots of laughter again......Jeff says "dude, you start crying!"... Jeff says "it's not going to do anything to you! why do you think everyone is cracking up?"...Natalie whines why is it always following her?...Jeff says it knows, it senses fear...Jeff gets out of the pool...Jordan laughing says that Jordan calls for Kevin again!...Kevin says she should call for Jeff...Jeff says he was in the pool...feeds go to control room… JeJo cute bathroom banter 1:49pm Jordan is in the bathroom stall and Jeff comes into the bathroom...Jordan says "Jeff! I'm in here! I'm in here"...Jeff says he knows! he laughs repeating Jordan's urgency when saying "Jeff, I'm in here, I'm in here!"...Jeff asks if she's pooping?...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff asks why she didn't go upstairs?...Jordan says "why didn't you go upstairs?"...Jeff says "because, I like to keep it real"...Jordan walks out saying "God, I pooed and he's going to come in here and I'm changing my tampon"...Jeff asks if it smells?...Jordan says "no, it shouldn't?" Jeff immediately goes for the neckage... Jordan screeches oww and pushes Jeff away...Jeff jokes that he has to put some cologne under his nose so he won't smell it/her...Jordan uhhh's...LOL Jordan screeches NO!! and hugs Jeff... Jeff laughs saying "why do you say that all the time?"...Jordan won't let go and wrestles her arm over his head...Jeff says he has to pee and he has a back problem LOL Jordan says he doesn't...Jeff says he does and he squirms away from her hold...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "nah, it's not that bad but it does hurt"...Jeff enters the stall while Jordan washes her hands...Jeff says that she shouldn't have put that Lysol shit in there...Jordan says "what? it doesn't smell"...Kevin hears her from the kitchen and says it smells like chitlins...Jordan says oh wait, hang on, what?...Kevin repeats and Jordan explains she was talking to Jeff who was saying her poop stunk... Spanish choo choo train 1:50-1:52pm While Jeff uses the bathroom, Jordan lifts her shirt and says she's bloated, she keeps patting her belly probably in the hopes it will make it flatter LOL...Jeff comes out and imitates Jordan saying "nooo", he flicks some water at her...Jeff says it was pee...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff washes his hands and says that it was pee he flicked on her...Jordan says eww...Jeff giggles saying nah, it was wet from his string (on his shorts)... Jeff walks over to the towels to dry his hands...Jordan reaches out to him moaning her stomach hurts, she says "mi estomico" She sits on the bed and Jeff says "your stomico?" LOL Jordan smiles...and says "yeah...speaking Spanish"...Jeff says "mui es" (?? )...Jordan whispers "mui es"...Jeff starts walking away saying "bien" (isn't bien French 🇫🇷🤣 ) Jordan asks "are you eating?", she jumps up and runs over to Jeff...Jeff says he's going to marinate some steakaroos...Jordan grabs hold of Jeff's back and says "for everyone?"...They walk down the hall like a choo choo train ...Jeff says "oh yeah, will you rub my back later? right there?...huh?"Jordan says mmm, hmm, she's craving pizza for some reason... Jeff says "you promise?"...Jordan says yessss...Jeff says she can't half ass it...they walk around the kitchen counter and Jordan lets go...they start talking about what to eat… Heavy game talk in the GR 3:31-3:46pm And people said Jeff and Jordan didn't play or know how to play the game...yeah right! Just read/listen to this entire conversation... Jeff joins Jordan in the GR...they talk major game regarding Jeff's nominations... Jordan asks what's up?...Jeff says nothing, he wants to go over a couple of ideas...Jeff tells Jordan what he's thinking, he told Kevin and Natalie that he's putting them up as pawns and they weren't happy about that, they're not the target, Russell is...Jordan asks if they were mad?...Jeff says nah, they said he has to do what he has to do... Jeff says that this means if one of them gets HOH next week, he's going up even though they're saying he's not the target but he has to go up so it will be Jeff and Michele, he can roll with that OR he can put up Russell and Michele and he can use the excuse of them not coming clean with him and that way they will have Kevin and Natalie on their side, he can then try to talk Michele down saying she's not the target. Jordan says she's doesn't know if they should do the 2nd one but it's up to Jeff... Jeff says he can ensure his and Jordan's safety with the 2nd one but can't ensure it if Kevin and Natalie go up...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Michele will come after them?...Jeff says well yeah, not Jordan but him :( ...Jordan asks if K&N said they would be 100% for sure with them if Jeff did that?...Jeff says no, K&N said why don't JeJo switch their final 4 deal to them four instead of JeJo with R&M, of course they're going to say that. Jordan asks which two they have the best chance with?...Jeff says Michele is the smartest and Russell is the strongest... Jordan says she was thinking that if Kevin got HOH next week, he would put up Jeff and Michele, the four of them could be playing for Jeff and they could get Michele out 🙁...Jordan says she wants Natalie here longer, she could be putting on her poker face...Jeff says she has sucked the whole game...Jordan says she wants Russell out now because the next comp will be endurance...Jeff says they're getting out Russell out either way...they wonder if they can trust Natalie? well they can't trust Russell and Michele either... Jordan tells Jeff that Russell was staring at him outside earlier, it makes her think that he's plotting something...Jeff says he knows, he's going home...Jordan says but if Natalie is telling them they are both safe who is she putting up? Michele and who? will she put up Kevin?...Jeff says "no me"...Jeff explains that if Russell goes with him putting up K&N, then next week the only chance he has is if Michele or Jordan win HOH otherwise he's going up 😢...Jeff says that's not bad because Jordan can beat Natalie and Michele can beat Kevin... Jordan asks Jeff if he told K&N he's backdooring Russell?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what they said?...Jeff says that he told them that he understands if they are upset, they tried to tell Jeff to put Russell straight up because everyone plays for the POV anyway...Jeff says he knows they are saying that but there might still be some vengeance from them sending home Lydia and Jessie, he has that in the back of his mind and Kevin told him there's no bad blood, obviously they don't want to be on the block...Jordan then lays out the exact scenario that happened 😢...Jordan says if Michele wins POV next week and takes herself off then she will go up against Jeff, one of them will go home 😞 Jeff says "what do you think is best?"...Jordan says they could keep Russell another week but then he could win HOH next week, that's why she wants him gone but if Kevin won, he would go after Russell and Michele...they go over voting scenarios and fear of Russell...Jordan repeats the scenario she just had just laid out and Jeff says that means Natalie has to go home this week...Jordan says yeah, one has to go home...Jeff says if one of K&N win POV then Russell goes up, if Russell wins POV then they stick to the final 4 plan and tell him they stuck to it. Jordan worries about next week being endurance and Russell still being there, she knows her and Michele will hang on for a long time...Jordan is sketchy on Kevin but she does want to trust Natalie...Jeff wonders what Natalie will do though?...Jordan says she's kind of like a Lydia, dragging her along for cushion... Jeff says that if one of them wins POV this week, then they save one of K&N and then backdoor Russell then HOH is Jordan and Michele against Natalie and Kevin which he likes the odds...Jordan says "you do?" LOL...Jeff says if Russell wins then Jeff will say that he stuck to their alliance and make him realize they never put him up on the block and didn't intend to... Jeff says if Jordan or Michele don't win HOH he's going up with Michele, they have to win HOH...Jordan says she doesn't like this...Jordan puts Russell back in the voting scenario...Jeff says "what do you mean? Russell is going home"...Jordan says she's just saying if...Jeff says only if Russell saves himself...Jordan says she's trying to think of all the scenarios, she's sorry. Jeff says if Russell stays this week then they send Kevin home and it leaves Natalie with them...Jordan thinks it might be better to send Natalie home leaving Kevin to be a target for Russell...Jeff says that's next week...Jordan apologizes again...Jordan says to put up K&N...Jordan says the more time goes on, the more she doesn't like Russell...Jeff says so they backdoor him this week then...they go over it again!🤯 Jordan says she didn't think she'd win POV this past week and she did...Jeff says they need HOH next week big time or else he's going up, he's worried Kevin is going to win HOH next week 😰...Jordan is worried Kevin is turning...Jeff says he told K&N he wasn't with them whole game so how is he supposed to trust them now? he wants to because he knows something is up between R&M but what is he supposed to do at this point, 2 people have to go up...K&N said yeah, he's right...Jeff ensured them they weren't the targets... Jordan talks about Russell going straight up again...Jeff says he doesn't want to because if he puts him up and he wins POV then he is for sure going after Jeff the next week, if they don't make him the target Russell will think Jeff is on their side...Jordan says that will be the best move to save himself...OMG more scenarios, wash, rinse, repeat Russell gets called to the DR and Jeff realizes he was standing near the GR...Jeff calls him a rat...Jordan worries he heard them, Jeff says he can't hear them...Jordan says he's nervous...they say that's his gameplan...Natalie opens the door and says it's just them two...they tell her she can come in there...Natalie asks if they're sure?...they say yeah and she does and more game talk happens… (MY HEAD HURTS 🤯) JeJo get cozy in the GR before noms 4-4:39pm Jeff & Jordan have just finished reassuring Natalie about noms. She leaves the GR and Jeff gets comfy under the turquoise blanket, he leans into Jordan and asks her if she wants to f**k around? LOL...Jordan - "Jeefff" Jordan wants to talk game ...they go over who Jeff is going to nominate, the various scenarios, etc. The feeds go off them for about 2 mins... Jeff & Jordan continue talking game and when Jordan says that they have to keep this just between them...Jeff says "oh yeah...you want to seal it...with fooling around?"...giggles from Jeff He then says "I gotta new handshake...come here" LOL! (Jeff looks so hot here 😍) Jordan just giggles and hangs onto his arm, rubbing it... Back to game talk ...Jeff says if Russell hadn't have voted for Jessie (during the coup d'etat vote) and sent a vote for him to the jury house when he had just saved his ass, it would be a different ball game but he can't forget that, he doesn't trust him...Jordan reminds Jeff what happened when Russell was called out outside...Jeff says that Russell couldn't answer Jeff honestly about what happened in the SS room...Jeff says Michele is a liar, a sure way to know Michele is lying is when she says "I can't remember"...that's a lie...Jordan agrees and says it was funny when Jeff told Michele that next time she needs to jot it down on a piece of paper :) Jeff says if they get rid of Russell and then either Jordan or Michele wins HOH next week then they are good...Jeff says it's hard to get him and Jordan through this...Jordan says "don't feel like you have to (carry me)" and Jeff says "no! tsk, yes I do have to...what are you talking about? I would never, fu**in'...I would never backstab you, no way" Jeff then, as a joke, makes a face like he might entertain the possibility and then turns to Jordan with the biggest smile, grabs her chin and says "I wouldn't, no I wouldn't...we could do this...if we couldn't do it, I would tell you, we have to split up or do what you have to do, I understand, you know....we can do this, for real and you know I'm not blowing smoke up your ass so we can do this" 😊 More game talk looking into the weeks ahead...Jordan says if she is sent to the jury house she will die...Jeff knows, he starts going over scenarios...then they start counting cans and stuff in the room... Jordan cozies up to Jeff and puts her head near his shoulder...Jeff starts getting sleepy and closes his eyes...Jordan is drowsy but awake...she holds Jeff's arm with one hand and with her other hand she rubs his thumb continuously Occasionally Jordan smiles… They are the picture of sweet closeness ♥ Jeff gets called to the DR… Jeff - "You look sexy as hell” 8pm Jordan walks into the kitchen, she has just taken a bath and is wearing her Easter egg towel...Jeff is in the kitchen getting a drink. Jordan says doesn't she look like Easter? Jeff "you look sexy as hell"🔥 Jordan "Jeeffff" Jeff "what?" Jordan slaps the counter "oh my gosh" J&J laugh 😂 Jordan complains about her cramps...Jeff tells her to take one of Natalie's pills...Jordan says she's going to bed early tonight...Jeff says he's not going to stay out too late either...they laugh over that...Jeff says he has work in the morning...Jordan says work, work, work...Jeff says he has a big closing tomorrow at 8am in the city. Jordan asks Jeff where he was?...Jeff says he was in the DR...Jordan asks how it was?...Jeff says "it was awesome, they were like how is Jordan?...I was like, 'fu**in so sexy'🔥😍 Jordan says yeah right...Jeff pinches her cheek and says "Jeefff"...Jordan walks to the SS room as he walks towards the BY and he says (referring to the DR) "I'm like we fu**in' made out all night, it was awesome" 😅 JeJo’s biggest fears 8:02-8:10pm Jeff comes outside & sits on the mini fridge to have a smoke. Natalie & Michele are in the hot tub, Russell is laying on the couch. Natalie asks Jeff what his biggest fears are...Jeff says something inaudible and then Natalie says something physical like bugs or fire...Jeff doesn't know, he's scared of all those things but he tries not to live his life with fear...Jeff says obviously no ones likes to drown or be in a plane crash, those are no good... Jeff asks Natalie what hers is? Natalie goes on about her bug fear...Jeff poses an interesting question - would she give up having children knowing a bug would never touch her again?...Natalie isn't sure what to say but admits she wants kids...Jeff says obviously bugs aren't her biggest fear then. Jeff says his fear is not having kids, dying before he has a chance to have kids. Natalie says he has lots of time...Jeff says not if tomorrow he slipped in the pool and cracked open his skull...Jeff says what if you won the show and died in a plane crash the next day?...Jeff says Jesus and knocks on wood. Jeff now wants to talk about birthday cake. :) Jordan comes outside a few minutes later, Natalie asks her what her biggest fears are? Jordan says her fears are being buried alive, drowning, being caught on fire or dying alone. I’m going to eat you up...sexy ;) 8:09pm Jeff is outside talking to Natalie about fears & perfect day scenarios. Jordan comes outside and walks up to Jeff holding her arms out...Jeff says "I'm going to eat you up sexy" 😍 Jordan turns away smiling and says "Jayeff"...Jeff laughs.... Quick hot tub massage 8:50-8:54pm Jordan massages Jeff's neck in the hottub... Jeff asks her why the special treatment?..Jordan says nothing...Jeff says he'll just keep quiet and enjoy then...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot for him and he gets out... Jordan checks in with Jeff 9:49pm Jordan comes out of the DR and heads straight to the HOH room, telling Russell she is going to bed, she's cramping, she walks in and heads to the bathroom where Jeff is taking a shower, she says "hi!"...Jeff says "hey Johrdann"...Jordan says with a smile "what's up?"... Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says "I was sleeping and then they called me and then I went in the DR"...Jordan walks out of the bathroom and continues saying "I'm going back to bed" and she gets in bed while Jeff finishes up showering… Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 1 10:02-10:13pm Jordan is in bed in the HOH (she's crampy)...Jeff comes up..."Johrrrdannn"...Jeff grabs a drink and some raspberries from the fridge and sits on the bed, he starts eating the raspberries and playing solitaire...Jordan says Michele is getting on her nerves...Jeff says he knows and that is why he likes it up there...Jordan puts on her mic and starts talking game... Jeff says he feels awesome because he showered and he's clean...Jordan asks Jeff if she likes the tie dyed shirt Lydia made her especially since she just sent her home?... Jeff asks Jordan if she likes the sweatpants he has on that he wears every single day? LOL Jordan says they all do that...Jeff says they're scumbags Jordan says people don't care... Jordan and Jeff share an inside joke...Jordan says she's kidding...they both laugh...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "what?" and Jordan says "were you waiting on me to say that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "yeah, I like it kind of"...Jordan asks "do you?"...Jeff says "mmm, hmm...at first I didn't like it but now I kind of like it"...Jeff says he says things on purpose so that she will say it. Jeff asks Jordan how Peyton says raspberries?...Jeff farts ...Jordan says he's the gassiest person she knows...he insists he isn't normally...they go back to game talk...Jordan sees Michele on the spy screen looking at the memory wall and Jeff says she's probably memorizing things for tomorrow's comp...Jordan says oh, really?...Jeff says that Jordan should memorize stuff too...Jordan thinks that is more for later on in the game...Jeff says then don't study that, actually he says for her to do it, it wouldn't hurt...Jordan goes back to game talk Jeff tells Jordan that Russell told him outside that he is sticking to the deal and that he's true to his word, he will not put up Jeff...Jordan says well then he's putting her up...Jeff says "I don't know if I trust him or not, I'm just telling you what he said"...Jeff said he appreashed...Jeff says "I'm sorry if I don't have an exit, I'm sorry if every fu**ing scenario involves me being on the block"...Jordan looks intently at Jeff...Jeff says "at some point one of us has got to go on the block, ya know what I mean?" Jordan says Russell is going to target her because she is short with him, he gets on her nerves and she doesn't like being around him...Jeff says the plan is sticking, they have to see who wins the POV...Jeff asks how they should deal with Michele?...Jordan says to tell her they will explain later...Jeff says not to do that because Michele was questioning that very thing earlier, he tells Jordan that you can't put things into that crazy bitch's head… https://youtu.be/72d93Kw5R-w ⬇️ Jordan says "quit getting an attitude with me...I hate when you raise your voice at me"...Jeff says (with a raised voice, lol) that Jordan needs to tell Michele then, that Jordan is always telling him to tell everybody things and then he's the one that everyone wants to get out of the house, he says that Jordan says "you tell it" and then she sits back and bakes cookies...Jeff says "forget it, you start fu**ing telling people...I'm serious..you tell her, I can't deal with her" Jordan rises up in bed and says that she figures that Jeff always tells her that she tells too much and he gets mad at her so she has him do it because obviously she thinks he can do it better than her, so sorry, ok?...Jeff smiles and giggles and playfully gives her a kick to the head 🦶 Jeff calms down and says there's just a certain way you have to talk to people...Jordan mockingly says well then she'll make sure and come to him and ask him what she should say before she talks to people...Jeff says he's going to smash those rrrrrraspberries right in her face...Jordan says no, he's being rude, every night he's being rude!!...they take a break from bickering to laugh about Michele being up against the wall and her sweatshirt camouflaging her 😂 Jeff thinks it's funny that the DR watches their every move. Jordan tries to get Jeff to talk about what he was talking about before but Jeff forgot and just wants to eat raspberries...he puts one on his index finger and puts it in Jordan's face...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jordan wants to get serious before he feeds her the raspberry from his finger...Jeff says he forgot what he was talking about, he puts the raspberry on his pinky this time and waves it in front of Jordan... Jordan pauses and then decides to eat it 😄 Jeff says "oh yeah", smiles and makes the most priceless dreamy face... Jeff says what? snapping out of his "state" LOL Jordan tries to get serious with game talk again but to no avail...Jordan then puts a raspberry on her pinky to feed him...Jeff laughs and says you know they're going to put that, us feeding each other raspberries...Jeff eats one off of his pinky then the feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is eating hers but Jeff wanted her to do it sexy...she didn't LOL... Jordan was called to the DR during the fish and gets up to leave, she says she's coming back up to talk, there better not be anybody out there...she asks Jeff if her hair looks bad?...Jeff says no, she looks outstanding...Jordan says Jeff paused...Jeff says he was going to say delicious, beautiful...Jordan asks if she should pull her hair back and Jeff whispers "I'll pull it back" 🤭😘 ...Jordan decides on wearing it down, she asks Jeff again...Jeff says they'll probably ask her one question so for her not to worry...Jordan leaves... Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 2 10:15-10:27pm Jordan returns from her DR session...Jeff is listening to Bob Marley and playing solitaire, he asks Jordan if she forgot something? (because she came back so fast)...Jordan says yeah but just wants Jeff to talk to her...Jeff says "you're already back?"...Jordan says "talk to me" (weird ? lol)...Jeff asks about what? he's listening to his favorite jam...Jordan just wants to talk but asks Jeff what he wants to talk about? 🤨 Jeff says politics? Jordan says she knows not one thing about that...Jeff says to hold on, he's having a jam game, he's going to win...Jordan is irritated that he wants to talk while playing cards...Jeff says she wants his full attention but when he gives it to her she doesn't have anything to talk about, does she see what he's saying? Jordan doesn't respond so Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says what was she talking about?...Jordan asks him how he likes it so far being in his HOH room?...Jeff likes it...Jordan says for Jeff to tell her if he wants her to sleep downstairs...Jeff asks why would he want that?...Jordan says maybe Jeff wants to sleep by himself...Jeff says no, the bed is huge and he doesn't even know she's there, they crack jokes...Jeff says he's kind of used to her now...Jordan says "what, being around me?"...Jeff says yeah, that if she slept downstairs he would be like "where's Johrrdann?" 😊 ...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks her if she feels like that or is it just him?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan then says if Jeff leaves, like if he left...Jeff forcefully says "if YOU leave"...Jordan says in her perspective if HE left...Jeff says if YOU left...Jordan says if he were gone...Jeff says if she left, if she left, she would go to the jury house...Jordan says she would be bored and she would be pissed...Jeff says "so, when you go to the jury house what?" and to stop putting him in that scenario. Jordan deflects by asking why Michele and Russell are becoming BFF?...Jordan says Michele is getting an attitude today, she wanted to smack her...Jeff goes back to the rrrraspberries and they eat some more off their fingers...Jordan asks why they have hair on them?...Jeff doesn't know, he asks why they have eyebrows?...Jordan says they would look goofy without them...Jeff says so stuff won't fall in their eyes...Jordan asks if that's what they're for?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's assuming...Jordan says "no! be quiet!"...Jeff says he's serious...Jordan says "oh"...Jeff asks if Jordan wants more raspberries?...Jordan says no, she's thinking...Jeff puts them away and says he hates when people smack when they eat. Then talk turns to game again...Jordan asks if Russell put her and Michele up against each other, would Jeff be the vote to decide?...Jeff asks who is still there?...Jordan says she's thinking if they are final 4, does Jeff think they are dumb for backdooring Russell?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's a decision they have to make and if him and Michele continue being chummy it's going to be a real fu**ing easy decision to make, he'll tell her that...Jordan says they've been chummy all week and Michele is getting an attitude with her... Jeff says "well she can chum on my nuts" 🤣 Jordan says maybe it's because they think she's in power and she comes up to the HOH room, she's been ignoring them and Russell asked her what was wrong with her, she's being quiet, he just annoys her...Jeff says he doesn't even look at him when he talks to him now... Jeff asks Jordan for his cross that's on the bedside table...he looks at it and can't believe it's there, it's so weird...Jordan asks Jeff who gave him the cross?...Jeff says his parents gave it to him in 7th grade when he had his confirmation...Jeff explains the story about his stolen cross and how he got this one in replacement of it, he didn't bring it purposely to the show, he wears it out all the time, he takes it off only at night and stuff...Jordan asks if that's why Jeff is wearing the necklace he is wearing now?...Jeff says yeah, he didn't bring the other one purposely because BB told him not to bring anything too valuable that might get lost or something like that...Jeff says he doesn't want to wear it now...Jordan says to put it over on her side because no one is ever on that side...Jordan says she left some of her jewelry at home too... Jeff gets up to look at the photo of him, Mimmo & Barry where he is wearing that cross...Jordan asks to bring it over to her, she looks at the photo saying oh, ok, yeah, then says the Jeff in the photo doesn't even look like him...Jeff says it does, just his hair is in his face but how doesn't it look like him?...Jordan says it just doesn't look like him, maybe it's his eyebrows being bushier but what she means when she says that is that he doesn't look like "Jeff", how she sees Jeff...Jeff smiles, he gets back in bed... Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to listen to an awesome Bob Marley song?...she says sure but when she doesn't shift over quickly enough to listen to the headphones he gets irritated and takes them away and says "you lost" 😒 ...Jeff puts them on and Jordan rolls her eyes at him...Jordan says he's getting very umm...Jeff says she needs to make an effort sometimes...Jordan says she does make an effort... Jordan says he's getting irritated with her...Jeff half giggles saying no...Jordan says she can definitely tell...Jeff says he's not saying he likes her but he can take her the most out of the house ...Jeff says he's just joking, he's not getting irritated with her...at all...Jeff says she just has to get focused...Jordan asks "what do you mean I'm not focused?"...Jeff goes off about how she needs to look at that wall sometimes because there might be questions about it, do him a favor and look at it, when he asks her to count some things, don't say she will count them next week because it doesn't matter because it might be tomorrow, these are important competitions coming up and if she is his partner moving forward she can't be saying she'll do it later, she doesn't feel like doing that or she's just going to quit if it's this competition...he's not down with that.... Jordan smiles and Jeff says he's not fu**ing around, he's being serious, does she want to win? does she want to come in 1st and 2nd or does she want to do that tomorrow or not even worry about it? how about she win, she can hang onto that thing for an hour, she needs to take it upon herself to win, win the POV because he needs help now, if they're going to make it together he needs help from her too. Jordan says she doesn't want him to feel like he has to bring her along...Jeff says he wants to bring her along but he needs help...Jordan says she feels like he is getting aggravated...Jeff says he isn't...Jordan gets tongue tied trying to explain what she means but says that she feels like he thinks she is pulling him behind, she says for him to worry about himself then...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says she will do the same...Jeff continues shuffling and is upset... Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to feel he's struggling...Jeff says he is not, he just doesn't want her saying dumb things, like she's not going to do things...Jordan says she won that veto...Jeff says that's good, continue to go forward...Jordan says duh! she won it because she thinks things over in her head, for him not to sit there and say she's not doing anything...Jeff says he's not but her attitude, she has to change her mindset into thinking she's going to win, think she's a winner, she's got to take things into control of herself...Jordan gives up trying to make her point...Jeff keeps on motoring saying that everything he is trying to do is to help her and if she doesn't want it then fine, they will split up, they'll go their separate ways...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he's being serious, it's too late to do that anyway, they're a package deal...they're both stuck and he's going to make the best he can of it....Jordan squeaks "I'm done talking to you!"...Jeff says "get out of here"...Jordan says she is serious she is done for the rest of the night, he made her mad...Jeff says that he is just trying to make her better...Jordan has taken off her mic, she says she knows that and she rolls over...Jeff says she better put that thing on... R&M Tiff - Part 3 10:27-10:35pm Probably the funniest tiff they had all season... Jordan has just rolled over away from Jeff...Jeff is onto her 😉 he says he knows what is happening here...she's going to put on her mic in 10 minutes anyways because she's going to say something so she might as well put it on now and save 10 minutes of their lives... Meanwhile Jordan is giggling non-stop under the covers...Jeff asks what she's laughing at!?...Jordan raises her arm in frustration... Jordan yells out argh!!...Jeff says "me!? yeah you!"...Jordan screechingly says "we fight like we're fu**ing married!" while continuously laughing... Jeff says "no shit! and there's...what the f**k? I got tampons in the bathroom, I fu**in' argue every night and I get nothin' back on the positive side...this relationship sucks!" Jordan laughs and puts her mic on...Jeff says "I get all the negative shit". Jordan says she's not negative...Jeff says that's it, they're fu**ing around tonight. 😂😂 Jordan lays back down and says that she's on her period and she doesn't feel like being yelled at and that Jeff is Mr. Bossy always trying to tell her what to do, he makes her so mad and she is not in the mood right now to listen to all of that...Jeff cracks up!! He asks her how the f**k she is ever serious?...they both laugh 😂 Jeff wants to know what her point is?...Jordan continues to giggle and she reaches for his arm...Jeff says to at least pretend they are going to win, change her mindset...Jordan explains herself again...Jeff says she's doing fine...Jordan says Jeff is irritating her lately, it's at night he gets like that, it makes her mad...she says Jeff says he's a target but she is too...Jeff says "with who? please...people in the jury house?" ...Jeff says she is stuck with him...it's over. Then he says for her to stop telling him that he's going to the jury house...Jordan says it's just a saying...he says for her to start plugging herself into that saying...Jordan says she's not going...Jeff wants positive comments...he asks her, to right now, say something nice...Jordan laughs and says "you loooook sooooo goood"😍...Jeff says a smartass comment? that's a negative... Jordan says she is kidding...Jeff looks at her and waits...Jordan says "you wanna make out?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "see, I made you laugh"...Jeff says that wasn't a positive comment...Jordan says "I'm glad you're my partner"...Jeff says "what kind of partner?" LOL That is enough for Jeff :) He goes back to playing cards and asks "do we need a 5 min. break from each other?"...Jordan says "why, do you want one?"..this makes Jeff totally crack up 🤣🤣 he says "holy f**k...you crack me" Oh but Jordan says he hurt her feelings when he said that...(here we go again)...Jeff says because we need a 5 min. break?...Jordan says yes...Jeff laughs and doesn't know how to respond to that one...he says he wanted to hear a Marley song and regroup. Jordan says for Jeff & Bob to go listen to each other. Jeff boos that comment, it sucked...Jeff says he won't help Jordan no more, she can do whatever she wants...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "I love that face" 😍 Jordan says Jeff is a butt...Jeff says if he wins they're making out huh?...Jordan says if he wins he owes her an apology...Jeff says the odds are he won't win...Jeff says an apology for what? for trying to make her awesome? he doesn't understand why he needs to apologize?...he asks again what is wrong with him trying to make her better?..she says for Jeff to be nicer when he's doing that, Jordan doesn't like it when people yell at her or raise their voice at her...Jeff says he isn't, he says he will talk in a mellow voice next time, is that better?... Jordan says yes...Jeff talks mellow...Jordan says now he's trying to be like smooth jazz...Jeff says he wishes...Jeff says for Jordan to not take her words, he can't believe someone tried to take credit for smooth jazz, he was so pissed... Honey Smacks/Jeff wants a divorce 10:35-10:51pm This is the tail end of the marriage tiff...Jeff & Jordan have finally calmed down or so it seems...they talk some game 😣 then Jordan gets up to grab a snack, she grabs a granola bar and some Hershey's chocolate, she throws some beef jerky to Jeff...they start eating in bed...Jeff asks Jordan if she likes beef jerky? ...she says no...Jordan asks if Jeff wants some chocolate?...he says no...he doesn't like just straight chocolate...he likes it with nuts or something in it. Jordan wishes she had a Mountain Dew...Jeff says they're going to make smores this week so for Jordan to eat just one jumbo bar, the rest is for smores LOL Jordan says there's another one downstairs...Jeff wants a bowl of honey smacks. Jeff says they're like an old married couple with nothing to do on a Friday night 🧔🏼‍♂️👵 Jeff wants Jordan to pick a card and he's going to "feel it" out of the deck...Jordan says a five...Jeff says red or black?...Jordan likes red...Jeff asks a heart or a diamond?...Jordan likes diamonds....Jeff feels out an 8 of diamonds...so close! Jeff says he doesn't like it when she fake pays attention to him...Jordan says she listens to him all the time...Jeff wants another card...Jordan says 5, black, hearts...Jeff says "come on, you ruined my focus...5 black hearts? A heart is red!"... Jordan says how is she seriously supposed to know that, she doesn't play card games...Jeff says he'll give her a $1000 if she tells him the 4 suits in the deck...Jordan knows hearts and diamonds and honestly doesn't know the others, she doesn't play cards...Jeff finds that hard to believe (precursor to their big card fight later in the week)....Jeff says you don't know clubs and spades?...Jordan insists no, she doesn't play cards, she doesn't pay attention to that stuff...Jeff says she is getting short m now...Jordan says please, show me what a spade is! please, show me what a ...Jeff says he's going to show her what a side spinkick is LOL (looking at Jeff's face saying this I really think he would get a kick out of how feisty Jordan would get...aka turned him on, lol) Jeff then says "go get me a bowl of honey smacks" 😜 Jeff says "listen, will you stop with your attitude, I'm sorry you have your period but so does every other woman in this fu**ing world...they're not always assholes...you're being an asshole...yeah...every fu**ing 5 minutes you gotta fight? I'm trying to play a fun game here" Jordan says "you started it with me...you sit there and got an attitude with me because really?" Jeff says "2 minute timeout!"... Jordan says "because something is blah, blah, blah" Jeff gets up to go downstairs, he looks at Jordan and says "I want a divorce" 😼 they giggle...Jordan says "turn off the light please"...Jeff asks her if she wants something from downstairs and they both giggle again...Jefff leaves and forgets to turn the lights off... Neck kiss/Jordan falls to the ground 10:53-11pm https://youtu.be/HxU3sG8SxWc Jeff comes back up to the HOH to eat his bowl of honey smacks...Jordan is in the bathroom...first thing he says when walking in is "Johhdann" (guy can't live without her!) Jeff sits on the bed, finishes his cereal and then puts away some of his food at the table and the fridge...he inspects his goodies on the table and asks Jordan if she wants a cookie?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks if she wants to split one and looks towards her in the bathroom...the smile on his face is just delicious...he walks over to her and neck bites her until she falls to the ground...so adorable! They play fight a little, he lets her sit there for a sec but then helps her up...they joke around some more but then Jeff says you wanna fight about it? LOL They decide to play cards but not before Jordan says they should play the "let's yell at Jordan" game...one last stone 😺 Jeff looks genuinely sad she has said this 🤕 ...Jeff says "yell? why do you gotta be a smartass?"...they finally settle on Go Fish except for some reason they call it "Gold Fish" and they play it wrong...it's make pairs until you win not hands of four of the same suit LOL JeJo play Go Fish 11-11:17pm Jeff & Jordan decide to play Go Fish to pass the time...Jeff forgets the exact rules so he makes it up as they go along, lol. He deals them each five cards and says the goal is to get 4 of one kind (it's actually a pair)...Jeff explains some more and Jordan asks Jeff questions until she gets the hang of it...they laugh...Jordan asks if Jeff has any 10's, Jeff says "yes Jordan I do"...Jeff hands her a 10 and Jordan says thanks, go fish. LOL Jeff says it's his turn...he explains that once she gets all 4, she puts them down but he can steal hers...Jeff asks if she has any queens?...Jordan says no, go fish...they play for a little while back & forth...Jordan says "oh, this is a bonding experience" 🙂...Jeff doesn't even know if this is how you play...they play some more...they laugh with Jeff saying this is so stupid...they play some more...Jeff says this game sucks, you play this with 4 year olds...they continue playing...Jordan gets the first 4 of a kind...Jeff gets 3 10's from Jordan and makes an explosion noise and says she has to make that noise...she does...Jeff laughs. They keep playing...Jordan asks if Jeff has any 9's?...Jeff laughs and says she just asked him that..."holy shit" LOL...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks for 3's...Jordan says no at first but then says she does, she set aside cards and forgot...Jeff asks what else she has in there? Jordan laughs...they play some more and Jeff just keeps giggling at Jordan...Jeff asks for 5's...Jordan in a British accent says "I do not, please go fish"...Jeff says he likes that guy. 😊 Jordan says in the accent again "Mr. Jeffrey, do you have any 2's?"...they keep playing...Jeff gets a 4 of a kind and Jordan whines...Jeff sings "cry me a river" and makes the explosion sound...Jordan tries to cheat ...Jeff catches her...Jordan gets a 4 of a kind and Jeff tells her to make a farm animal sound...they continue playing & bantering...Jordan gets her last 4 of a kind and rubs it in Jeff's face with the pfffftssss sound/hand gesture combo...Jeff cracks up...they end up with an equal amount of cards so Jeff makes up another rule and says it comes down to who picks the highest card. Jordan says whoever gets the highest card will have better luck in the veto...they each take 2 cards...the first is a tie, the second Jeff wins! (and he won the veto!) Slapjack Tiff 11:17-11:23pm Jeff & Jordan finish playing Go Fish with Jeff technically winning, he starts singing "We are the Champions" :) ...Jordan wants to play slapjack for a minute, Jeff doesn't, he thinks it's stupid...Jordan says "please?"...Jeff says "go, I know, it's great"...Jeff yawns and asks "what kind of skill is this?"...Jordan says "being fast"...Jordan starts dealing the cards without shuffling them...Jeff says he's hungry, does she want asiago cheese?... Jordan says yeah, in one second...Jeff says it's eleven, they shouldn't be eating...Jordan agrees...Jeff realizes she didn't shuffle the cards and grabs them from her...Jordan says "Jeff no!"...Jeff says "just shuffle them, they're all in order Jordan, I have the same cards as you cuz we're all gonna have two fours, two fives"...Jordan laughs in frustration...Jeff gives her a look and starts shuffling... Jordan says "I think I'm going to sleep in the splish splash room tonight" (interesting that she threatened this move 5 days before it actually happened and it was instigated by these stupid card games too!🤬)...Jeff says "what? uhh...go ahead, I don't care...I'm just saying why don't you just, I do things to help you, not that I know we have the exact same cards, so why don't you just be like, you're right, we just played the game where we match all the cards, let's shuffle them, why don't you just say that? is that hard?"...Jordan says "no...you're right"...they look at each other (so cute!)...Jeff says "that was fu**ing sarcastic wasn't it?...Jordan nods no. Jeff starts dealing and says "your fu**ing slapjack"...Jordan says they don't have to play if he doesn't want to...Jeff says "how bout slap Jordan"...big smile from Jeff...he says "nooo, you got sad?" Jordan makes a funny face...Jeff says "what's that look?"...Jeff imitates Jordan's look...Jordan laughs and says "no, don't do that, that doesn't look like you"...(Jeff does look funny, lol)...Jordan does her whoville look and Jeff says "don't, gross" (these two!) Jeff asks how they play, Jordan explains and they start playing...Jordan whines and they do a re-do, lol...Jeff wins...they keep playing...Jordan says this will test how fast they are on the buzzers during comps...Jordan cheats again...Jeff says "f**k you cheater"...Jordan cracks up!...she cheats again and Jeff calls her on it...Jordan rolls over in laughter...game over...Jordan says "what did you think about that?"... Jeff says he thought it was very awesome...feeds cut out to control room, J&J can be seen playing another round of slapjack...they return with Jeff saying he's trying to think of what you could play with two people...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom. Turn off the lights/Back massage 11:26-11:33pm Jeff exits the bathroom & slides the door shut, J&J look at each other and smile :) Jeff puts some chapstick on, more smiles, he lays down...Jordan asks if they can turn off the lights to get sleepy because she was about to fall asleep before... Jeff takes the cards from her, puts them away and turns off the lights saying that he's tired too...Jeff gets back in bed, covers himself and they settle into talking...Jordan says it's funny how the camera is angled, it makes the kitchen look huge...feeds cut out very briefly...when they return Jeff is asking if Jordan can seriously rub his back? not scratch it but rub the lower part but she has to sit on top of him to do it...Jordan says "huh?" LOL ... Jordan says Jeff can lay flat and she'll sit Indian style and she'll do it...Jeff lays down on his belly and asks if Jordan is too tired to do it?...Jordan says no, she starts massaging with Jeff's directions. Jeff starts smelling the pillows and Jordan asks if he's smelling his armpits...Jeff says no, he's smelling because Michele took a nap in there and he heard her say outside that she hadn't showered in two days ..Jordan says "uhhh, shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan asks what side did she sleep on?...Jeff says Jordan's side...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah, it's fu**ing gross"...Jordan says "she hasn't showered in two days?"...Jeff says yeah, he smells B.O. a little...Jordan says she doesn't, she knows it's not her...Jeff knows...Jordan brings up the not showering for two days and says that Michele told her that her husband says she's the smelliest person. Jordan keeps massaging, Jeff points out again where his back hurts...Jeff ow's...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he knows it has to be done...Jordan asks Jeff how & where to massage until it's right...he's enjoying it...Jordan can't really feel where the knot is but she keeps going...Jeff gives the ok for Jordan to stop, she finishes and says "good?"...Jeff says yeah and thanks and Jordan lays back down. JeJo settle into their nightly routine 11:33-11:59pm Jeff & Jordan start up their nightly routine...Jordan reaches for Jeff (always need to be touching 🥰 ) and they start talking about the other HG's and if they're asleep...Jordan points out that Russell used to always be the one of the first to go to bed but now he's staying up late...Jeff rubs his eyes...they are quiet and cover themselves up...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's arm...Jordan says she used to know an arm game but she forgot it...Jeff asks if she wants to arm wrestle?...Jordan doesn't want to because she knows Jeff will win...they arm wrestle anyway and Jeff lets Jordan win...Jordan says thanks and starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff asks if it's soft but then realizes he put product in it...Jordan tells him it has stuff in it. She stops rubbing and says isn't it weird to think that they only have to send home four more people to get to the final two? isn't it crazy?...Jeff says yeah crazy, because it's going to be crazy to do that...Jeff lays his head down near Jordan and as Jordan starts rubbing the back of Jeff's head/neck, he kisses her arm ...they are quiet for a little while...feeds cut out very briefly...Jeff says "what's up? what are you thinking about?"... Jordan says she's looking at the memory wall (on the screen) and trying to think...Jeff says "about what? wanna share? or are you just thinking?"...Jordan says she will tell Jeff what she's thinking...Jeff fixes his mic situation while Jordan starts talking game, he then puts his arm around Jordan touching her boob...she almost jumps being nervous about that but continues talking... They talk scenarios for a long time ...Jeff says something prophetic when he says that if he sends Russell home, Jordan or Michele have to win HOH or else he's in big trouble 😢 More game talk & scenarios ...Jeff talks about his fate in the game and says that maybe he should strike up a deal with Kevin & Natalie to keep himself safe but then Jordan would go up...Jordan says Kevin's main target is Russell though...Jeff says that Jordan keeps saying that but after this week either Kevin or Russell is gone so that doesn't come into play...Jordan says she's saying if Natalie is gone... Jeff points out that now Jordan wants to send home the weakest player, keep the strongest players in Kevin & Russell...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says well what is she saying?...Jordan stays quiet and then says she just wants it to be her, him, Michele & Natalie in the final 4...Jeff says ok, then they have to get rid of Russell and Jordan & Michele have to win HOH...Jordan says she doesn't want that in her hands because she doesn't want Jeff yelling at her...Jeff says then he'll strike up a deal to save himself and he won't yell at her...they get quiet again. Jordan asks to turn off the TV just after the 11:49pm mark...Jeff hands her the remote and she turns it off...at this point they are quite far apart on the bed and stressing... Jeff is deep breathing/sighing, Jordan is rubbing her head/playing with her hair...they are quiet...Jordan finally turns towards Jeff and they touch again, getting comfier...Jeff asks if he's fatter?...Jordan says no...quiet again...Jordan says she says her prayers every night...Jeff says he does too and he's going to say them now...they each say their prayers quietly...they go back to game talk and how Jeff can save himself... Jordan is mostly worried about Kevin and asks if Michele is even still with them?...Jeff says he knows she thinks she's so fu**ing clever...they talk about how Michele & Russell are getting closer and Jordan says she will be pissed if they were to make it to final 2...Jeff asks if she wants to go up against them in the finals? Will Jordan beat Michele?...Jordan says that's a good point...Jeff says they have to think about that...more game scenario talk...