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Day 42 of BB11 Feeds

August 20



Sensual belly rub 

12:14am


Jeff, Jordan & Michele are up in the HOH talking game, they are trying to figure out what to do with the POV the next day. Jordan is laying down in bed...Jeff comes out of the washroom, he has been taking his sweet time (probably avoiding talking scenarios for the millionth time, lol)...Michele seems to be anxious to get on with game talk.


Jeff heads slowly towards the round chair to sit down but not before grabbing the deck of cards on the table. He sits down...Michele starts talking scenarios...in the meantime Jordan has gotten up to go to the bathroom, she has her tank top lifted up exposing her belly...as she passes by Jeff, he reaches out and sensually rubs her belly...whoa 😍..Jordan just stands there enjoying while Jeff keeps going (obviously enjoying it too )...


Jeff looks at her intently and then seems to snap out of it saying "umm, what?" LOL Jordan pats her belly, throws her hands up in the air and walks into the bathroom…





Jeff knows Jordan so well 

12:17-12:25am


Jeff sits down on the floor by the HOH bed and plays solitaire while Jordan lays in bed...she had been waiting for him to get in bed and talk.


Jeff gives Jordan a hard time for her making comments in the DR about his gardening...Jordan says well you told them I was smelly...Jeff says he didn't say that...Jordan says he better not have...Jeff says he said that people get a little funky in there...Jordan opens her mouth in offense...Jeff says he's joking, it's because the DR asks him why he's always smelling Jordan LOL...


Jeff says Jordan makes him laugh when she says (with Jordan's accent) "Do I smell? How does my hair look?"  😊 Jordan giggles...Jeff says she drifts from one subject to another all the time and when he doesn't answer right away she gets pissed.


Jordan says it's weird how they have been there only 47 days and yet he knows her so well...she says she feels like she has known him forever. Jeff says it's because they are around each other 24 hrs a day...Jordan says "yeah I know but still, I feel like I just know you"...Jeff says you think you know me?


Jordan wonders if she thinks she knows him but she doesn't and he dumps her at the final 3, she gets scared, she thinks he will...Jeff says what scenario can you think of that I would do that?...she doesn't know...Jeff says there is none, she helped him from the beginning of the game and he is repaying her the favor.


Jordan says she didn't really do anything...Jeff says she did enough for him, she did what he needed and that's all...Jordan asks Jeff if he will be depressed if she leaves before him...he says yeah!...Jordan says "will you?"...Jeff says f**k yeah! Isn't she going to be if he leaves?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff wants to see some waterworks (if he goes). Jordan says he will be like when an old man loses his wife...Jeff says he would be sad, very sad...Jordan says you'd be bored...Jeff says he'd be pissed.


Jordan says honestly, what she really, really wants to do? backdoor Russell...Jeff was thinking the same thing...they talk a bit of game and Jordan rubs his arm and then neck..

Jeff starts to play another game of solitaire and Jordan gets miffed...she wants his full attention…





Salty about Hawaii - Jordan’s jealous 

12:28-12:37am


The infamous "salty" convo up in the HOH room, Jordan's last night as HOH. (The whole convo relates to the long talk they had the night before about being salty or not and Jordan saying that she wouldn't care if Jeff hooked up with another girl in the house/Lydia)


Jordan continues to wait in bed for Jeff who is playing solitaire...Jordan wants to talk and isn't happy that Jeff keeps playing cards...the feeds return to the HOH room...they talk about the Hawaii trip...they talk about what Jordan was saying in the DR about the trip...Jeff says "why would you think I'm taking a guy?"...Jordan says she never said that, of course he's taking a girl, so why wouldn't he take her then?...Jeff says "what?" and asks if she is serious right now, she really wants to go?


Jordan is pissed that Jeff probably has another girl in mind to take and that Jeff won't say that she can go to Hawaii with him...Jordan says it's all about sex...Jeff says he can have sex with pretty much anyone he wants if he takes them to Hawaii, that's how it goes...Jordan says that's gross, she is done...Jeff laughs and says "it's over?"...Jordan says definitely, she is so done...Jeff says "what? come here" 😍...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan says Jeff wouldn't take her and would rather take someone he could have sex with?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "that makes me mad!"...Jeff asks her if she's getting pissed right now?...Jordan is! 😅


Jordan says she would take Jeff...Jeff calls BS on that and says she's a liar, she would not take him...silence...Jeff says "eh? don't turn your back on this conversation"...Jordan says "you're basically telling me no"...Jeff says he didn't...Jordan says he did, whatever...Jeff can't believe she is getting upset right now, he wants to talk about this after they get out of there and one of them wins, uh?? if they win 1st and 2nd they're going to Hawaii, how about that?...Jordan half-heartedly says "k"...Jeff wants her to turn around right now and talk to him...Jordan says he's playing cards...Jeff says "talk to me"...


Jeff says "you're getting mad I'm not taking you to Hawaii but you don't care if I f**k around with everybody"...Jordan tries to explain...Jeff says "I told you you'd get salty, you liar...you try to play him like you're cool"...Jordan denies...Jeff says "you're like I don't care, I told you you'd get mad"...Jordan says he can go have sex with whoever he wants...Jeff says she's saying it with an attitude voice, she wasn't being inviting, friendly...


Jeff says "you're getting jealous...that's cute Jordan...Jordan you getting jealous?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "liar"...Jordan says "no, I'm not"...Jeff pauses and says "Jordan's jealous...awww"  ....Jeff says "Johrdan...Jordan?"...


Jordan says she'll only talk to him after his game, she tells Jeff to play only one more game so he can come to bed and they can talk...Jeff says "wow, you're like a mom telling me to go to bed...I'm all growns up"...Jordan says "well keep playing then"...Jeff wants to hug LOL Jordan says they can...Jeff says "really?...purr...what else" 😉


Jeff asks Jordan what her favorite movies are...she says a bunch, The Notebook, Pretty Woman, Blow...he says "yeah Blow"...Jeff loses another game and continues to play solitaire (for me...nightmarish endless solitaire playing! ack 🤯)




Smooth Jazz legs & hair 

12:45-12:57am


Jordan has waited patiently for Jeff and he finally comes to bed without winning a game of solitaire...Jeff says so what are we talking about?...crickets..."what is so important that I came to bed for, I could have finished playing my game"...Jordan, with attitude, says turn on the light then and play cards...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "Jesus, we act like we've been dating for 10 years, there's no winning" LOL 


Jeff goes over a typical conversation with a girlfriend where she gets upset with him and wants him to leave where he is, he does and asks what's up? she says nothing and he asks why'd she make him leave and she says well go back!! and he says then wtf did you make me leave for?  Jeff then says "and why do I have my glasses on in the dark?" 😆 Jordan giggles...


Jordan has her leg draped over Jeff, he rubs her leg and says "Smooth Jazz" ...Jordan laughs knowing he would say that...Jeff rubs her leg a little higher and Jordan, of course in typical fashion, gets all nervous and brings up something random to talk about...except this time it's Hawaii again...they banter back & forth a bit, they're not really on the same page, Jeff can't believe they're talking about this again, he says "Jordan!"...


Jordan explains he made her mad by not talking about the Hawaiian thing and playing cards...Jeff says she insisted he stop playing cards and then they had nothing to talk about...they try to talk about something else...Jordan brings up the backdooring Russell thing...they talk game again for a few minutes.


Jeff touches his hair and says his hair is so soft, Jordan asks if he used System Professional?...Jeff says yeah...she reaches over and smells his hair, smells good. ☺️ Jeff realizes he put a glossing thing in his hair instead of conditioner so now his hair is sparkly LOL He says it feels silky, it feels like smooth jazz.  Jordan says "you're so funny"...Jeff wants to know why they don't make cool products for guys, girls get all the good stuff, guys get a pinecone to go to town...Jordan says she can get him salon stuff...Jeff says he's not that concerned...Jordan says she can then mail it to him...Jeff says no, he can mail her jardiniere...


Jeff asks Jordan to feel his hair, play with it...she says it feels real nice...Jordan says she washed her armpits and for Jeff to smell them...she is ticklish but he manages to smell them...twice LOL They smell good :)


Jeff laughs and says see, this is exactly what they ask about in the DR...then they bring up farting too...Jeff says that he said on tape that his stomach does the cucaracha in there. Jeff cracks up!  He says he could rip them all day...they laugh...Jeff says why did he say that? he said in the DR that he has a gas problem...they laugh about this and how stupid they are going to sound on TV...feeds go to control room…





JeJo getting to know each other/Classic banter Part 1 

1:02-1:22am


Classic Jeff & Jordan banter...


They start out by asking each other if they remember their birthdays?...Jordan remembers Jeff's is the 5th of June but Jeff forgets Jordan's is the 21st of November...of course he acts like it's no big deal she remembered and he forgot 😐 He then asks her what his middle name is but Jordan says he never told her...he says see? (he's all indignant she doesn't know) Jordan then comments on how he says "Ma"...what does he call his dad? Jeff says PaPa...Jordan says no, you don't?...Jeff laughs and says no but that is what he calls his buddy Tony's dad because he is Italian and doesn't really speak English...they talk about Jeff's friends...


Jeff says he just happens to have lots of Italian friends...Jordan says it sounds like he is saying Popeye. Jordan says she knows a lady that looks like Olive Oyl (but she pronounces it Olive Uwel from PiePie) She then says singing..."remember PiePie the Sailor Man" 🤣 LOLOL Jeff cracks up at this. 


Feeds cut out for a few minutes...they talk about the Smurfs...they both loved them...Jordan loved the Care Bears, the Babysitter's Club...Jeff liked He-Man...way before her time. 😉


Jordan says "you're like 9 years older than me"...Jeff says not "like" I am, it's a true story 😀 Jordan says you're a lot older, she says you were 9 when I was born...Jeff says you were 9 when I was 18, when you're 27 I'll be 36...Jordan says what, you were 27 when I was 18? Jeff says whatever age you are, add 9 to it LOL ...Jordan says it's just weird...Jeff says what do you want me to do? It hurts 😏


Jeff says Jordan talks about this every day...Jordan says what do you want me to talk about?...Jeff says his hair ☺️ Jordan is done talking about it...Jeff wants her to play with it, scratch it...Jordan says she will scratch his back not his hair...Jeff says and then maybe just sometimes slip up to my hair and feel it.


They laugh...Jeff gets in back scratch position...Jordan says he's such a goober...Jeff doesn't like that word because he doesn't know what it means and she called him that when he first came in the house...Jordan says sometimes she wants to call him Jeffro but she won't because she doesn't really like that name for him...Jeff says how about PiePie? LOL


Jordan says she doesn't like Lincoln because that is for an old man. Jeff says he is old...how much older than her is he? :) Jordan says no like a 60 yr old man.


They then talk about foods they like and dislike...Jeff asks Jordan if she like chicken wings...she does but doesn't like the vein snapping back at her...Jeff says oh, yeah, you worked at Hooters...and you didn't even have your hooters 🤣🤣 Jeff says he can see her working there...Jordan says she was the worst!...Jeff says he can see that too, not really but yeah really.


Jordan talks about her best friend that worked with her...they are similar looking...she wasn't released so she won't say her name...she was in New Orleans with her, when her hair is curly she looks like Kate Hudson...Jeff likes Kate Hudson, she's sexy...Jordan says they would tell customers they were BFF...


Jordan got mistaken for her but they knew it wasn't because her friend has huge boobs and she didn't and her friend has no butt and she does...Jeff says you got a nice butt 😍 he makes a clopping sound twice with his tongue Jordan only worked there because all her girlfriends worked there, she says it was easy but the tips were bad...Jordan didn't like working there, it wasn't her...


Foreshadowing....Jeff laughs at how they had pictures on the buttons at Hooters...Jordan says her friends said they made it especially for her and yet she would still mess stuff up...Jeff laughs saying she couldn't match the pictures...


Jordan says a man made her cry once, they only had 3 servers and all these people started coming in and she was running around like crazy, she was overwhelmed, it was the worst day of serving she ever had...Jeff talks about his serving days too, he's glad those days are gone...Jordan can't imagine being a server at 30...how are you supposed to raise a family being a server?..Jeff says there are some people that make careers out of it...Jeff goes to the bathroom...




Classic Banter - Part 2 

1:24-2:13am


Jeff returns from the bathroom...Jordan asks Jeff is he ever gets worried that he's 31 and isn't married...Jeff says yeah, sometimes, he says not about being married but it's about having kids...he doesn't want to be an old dad, he wants to play around...feeds cut out...


When feeds return Jordan and Jeff are giggling and then they get quiet...Jordan says she guesses she will try to go to sleep...Jeff says they have another half hour to talk but takes off his mic anyways...he assumes the snuggle position...


Leaving this part up to interpretation but IMO J&J were getting to know each other without words if you know what I mean. Something was going on under those covers...


Jeff hastily goes back to his side and does the sign of the cross to pray (probably for self control, lol) and he covers his ears with his hands to block out distraction...Jordan turns towards him...Jeff says to give him 2 minutes (to pray) but Jordan doesn't really hear him and says goodnight while holding onto his arm...her arm moves down towards...well again...something is happening under covers...


Jordan's hand comes up and holds onto Jeff's arm...she doesn't want to let go of him...


Jordan holds and rubs Jeff's hand...Jordan smells Jeff's hand and says she thinks the skunk smell is from the latex gloves he was using or the dye from the tie dye kit...she grabs his hand again and holds it close...Jeff says did you love my shirt? Jordan says yeah, it was Gucci. Jeff says yes! :)


They are quiet for a bit and Jordan seems to be rubbing Jeff under the covers, she then puts her hand in his armpit and they both laugh...she turns away from Jeff...he asks her where she is going?...Jordan says when I touch your armpit I imagine you saying "you love it in there" Jeff snuggles up to Jordan real tight...Jordan says it makes her laugh when he says that...Jeff says she hasn't been in his armpit for awhile...Jordan tries to get comfy...


They snuggle real close and there is definitely something going on under those covers again...Jordan seems very cognizant that the camera is on them...after a few minutes of touching and no talking Jordan shifts position and does the classic Jordan deflection by saying that her nose always gets stuffy 🧐 Jeff seems perplexed by this LOL and he shifts position and puts the cover over his head...clearly he's frustrated 😉...Jordan then shifts again and practically puts her butt on top of Jeff...


More quiet and rustling of covers...they both seem restless...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants some of her blanket?...Jeff in a crackly voice says "it's soft" but says no, it's ok...Jeff says "I like soft"...Jordan whispers "I know, me too"...quiet and then feeds cut out briefly...


More quiet and under the covers stuff...at this point you can't even tell which body is which under there...quiet and then Jeff shifts and clears his throat...feeds cut out again...


When they return Jeff is completely under the covers and only Jordan's head is seen...more quiet...after a bit Jeff turns to spoon Jordan again, he gives her a kiss on her shoulder and puts his hand right at her neck/chest...Jordan whispers that her chest is breaking out...Jeff clears his throat again LOL


More quiet...it's obvious neither one is going to sleep...Jordan takes off her socks and says she gets hot and then is freezing in the morning. She tries to get comfy by laying on her back. Jeff's hand is clearly roaming around under covers...at one point Jeff says he is doing her boob exercises for her LOL 


Jordan gets nervous after Jeff says that...she is hyper aware of the camera and is fidgety...Jeff continues roaming Jordan...they are quiet for what seems like awhile...feeds cut out...Jordan adjusts herself, more strange goings on...rustling & strategic positioning of Jordan's foot ...AHEM...then Jordan smiles and Jeff giggles... Jordan giggles and turns towards Jeff, he says "you're good", covers them with the blanket and they kiss 🥰 ..Jordan mumbles something and Jeff holds her face. She then says she can't sleep. (No DUH!)


They come out from under the blanket, Jordan rubs her nose cuz it's stuffy, they are both quiet. Jeff shifts over to his side and Jordan asks him if he can't sleep...Jeff says not really. They both get quiet but Jordan asks Jeff if he's doing his Johnny Depp for the show, Jeff says he doesn't know and Jeff asks Jordan if they are going to dress up tomorrow for the show...Jordan doesn't know...


They finally settle and go to sleep..




Jeff - “If you skate I’m gonna be fu**in so pissed/Sweet hugs for Jordan in the SS room 

 11:35-12:06pm


Jeff & Jordan are back down in the "ghetto" AKA the SS room...Jordan's reign as HOH is almost over...they are still debating what to do about the upcoming POV, POV ceremony and if to backdoor Russell if the opportunity arises.


J&J lay down in bed covered with the turquoise comforter...Jeff encourages Jordan to get in his armpit   Michele is in the room going through her drawers but J&J are oblivious to her and continue to cuddle and giggle in bed...Jeff is draped all over Jordan  They whisper about what to do re: Russell and the DR...Jordan leaves to go talk it out in the DR to see if she can get some clarity. 


Jordan returns from the DR 4 mins later LOL...so much for clarity... 


Jordan sits down by Jeff on the bed and smiles at him while Jeff says that they have already gone over this 10 million times and his head is going to explode (mine too! 🤯)...he wants her to make her decision, he doesn't care, do whatever she wants...Jeff gets mad that Jordan wanted to "dance" with Russell and now she wants to keep him...what was all that dance for?...Jeff asks her why she makes him do all that shit...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he's serious, so she can be all like "hey!" and everybody will be all like "you're not going nowhere".


Classic Jeff here...


Jeff says "if I get f***ing evicted and you skate, I'm gonna be f***ing so pissed, I'm telling you right now...yeah, I am...you give me that f***ing look every day because yeah, I am"...Jordan says "with what?"...Jeff says "Jordan, you're so cute, you never did anything, you stay til the final two...Jeff, beat it...you have these conversations, evict people, this and that and you're behind the scenes twisting your moustache but in front you're like...hey, anybody want more cake?...don't think I don't notice" Jordan gives him a look and Jeff says "are you giving me a dirty look?" Jordan says "listen, I just need help in figuring out..."


Jeff headlocks her with his legs! LOL He has her smothered with the comforter, he taps her head and holds her down for a bit, she shrieks...Jeff relents and lets her out but bear hugs her over to lay in his arms...Jordan playfully resists but enjoys it at the same time :) ...she says he yells at her all the time...Jeff says that was not yelling and then proceeds to yell at her "this is not yelling!" LOL 


Jordan says that Jeff is getting an attitude with her...Jeff gives her two kisses and she says he thinks she doesn't do anything...Jeff says he's just joking and they laugh...they whisper game again, confirming what they are going to do because it's coming down to crunch time.


Classic Jeff & Jordan here...


Once they decide what to do, Jeff says that now they can make out...Jordan says no!...Jeff says whaddya mean no?...Jeff rubs her back and side and says he loves it (the soft blanket she has on)...they go over scenarios again  Jordan asks Jeff if they have to be dressed up for the show?...Jeff says no, we have to be naked...he kisses her neck...Jordan says blah...Jeff doesn't like that...he asks her if she wants to get naked...Jordan - no!...Jeff - what? LOL 


Jordan sits up and says she's gonna fix herself something to eat...Jeff pulls her top down to bare her shoulder and purrs🐯, she says "Jeffff!"...he says "what? come here sexy"...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "what if you backdoor me, I'm gone! come here"...and he pulls her down to lay with him again...she shrieks, gets up and says this time he might be (backdoored) after that comment he made to her...Jeff says don't leave like that and leglocks her head again...Jeff releases her and asks her what she's going to make to eat and to shut up about that comment...


Jeff throws stones by asking her if she is going to make the whole house something to eat and wash everybody's dishes?...they banter back and forth...Jordan says it's called being a neat freak!...Jeff says she has a sassy attitude...Jordan says he made her mad...Jeff laughs and says "no, not again" (so cute!🥰) ...Jordan says he's being rude...Jeff hugs Jordan again and pulls her down and apologizes...Jeff says she is stuck with him so "oh well" 😇


More game talk and then they high five...Jeff says that Jordan is with him so don't worry...Jordan says "oh, no because I skate by"...Jeff hugs her again and kisses her neck...


Jeff says "you're stuck"...Jordan repeats the skating by comment...they debate over the exact wording and Jeff says he was just throwing stones...Jordan pinches his cheek and he pulls her down one last time to lay with him.


Jordan gets up, she wants to eat...Jeff is still lazy, he wants a sour candy so Jordan gets one from the drawer for him...Jeff says "please, please sweetheart" ☺️ when he wants her to return the box to the drawer...Jordan sits down again with him to talk game one last time  ...when they're done, Jeff says so now let's make out and he kisses her 😘...Jordan says no, we eat...Jeff says "make out?" Jordan says "no eat" LOL


Jordan asks Jeff one last time..."do you really think I skate by?"...Jeff groans my God! are you gonna say this everyday now? you're so sensitive...more JeJo banter...Michele enters the room, Jeff finally gets up and they both leave the room…





Whisper & bump in the BR 

1:36pm


Jordan watches Jeff trim his hair with the clippers in the bathroom. She gets up to whisper in Jeff's ear…


...presumably about deciding to keep Russell...and Jeff goes to get something beside her and playfully bumps her in the butt. Jordan moves aside and playfully punches him. (seen in tributes)




Analogies through the roof/Back drawings 

1:44-2:25pm


Jeff gets back in bed with Jordan who is a bit drowsy...Jordan wonders if she left something of hers up in the HOH and if TPTB will return it...Jeff asks if she left her loofah up there...Jordan says a "what-ah?"...Jeff says a loofah and Michele says that is what she calls it. Jordan says she calls it a sponge...Jeff says "get sophisticated, eat with the right fork sometimes" ...his analogies are through the roof in there.


Jeff says he made that analogy up on the spot and he likes it...Jordan didn't even get it. Jeff explains about going out for dinner and having fancy cutlery, lol...Jordan and Michele don't think people will get it and not to use it...Jeff says forget it, it's in the repertoire LOL 


Jeff, Jordan and Michele have some playful banter, then Michele says go ahead and drown me...Jeff says that means I love you...he turns to Jordan and says...LUV right Jordan? (Yeah right he didn't understand the LOVE/LUV question in Vegas after the show, I call BS)


More cute banter btw Jeff & Jordan where Jordan tells Jeff that when she says "Jayeff" that is like a beware sign, a warning to back off...Jeff laughs and says "Hellllooo?"(referring to the Chaosserolle comp) Cute! 🥰 Jeff nuzzles her back and asks her if she wants to scratch his back...she doesn't want to because she is the one that wants to nap...Jeff's not tired. 


Jeff starts drawing pictures on Jordan's back...Jeff draws a simple house and Jordan guesses "I love you?"...Jeff says wow! it was a house...relax LOL He then draws a snowman and gives Jordan some clues that totally confuse her, she finally gets it and then says his clues basically sucked  :)  More cute banter...


He then draws a smiley face which she gets then he draws the Louvre (which is actually just a triangle) Jordan guesses the Eiffel Tower, good guess! Jeff admits he just drew a triangle with windows and he was going to yell at her for not getting it  ...they move on...she correctly guesses a car, a Christmas tree, he then bugs her about being smelly...


Jeff then draws a lightbulb on her back and as a hint says you screw it in...Jordan says "a dick?" but Jeff thinks she says "deck" and asks her what kind of deck she has in her backyard. Too funny 😂...


Jeff & Michele totally didn't get that one and Jordan never set them straight...finally after a few hints Jordan guesses light bulbs...then Jeff goes to draw Gumby but doesn't and talk turns to the little green martian on the Flintstones...Jeff says he's Gazoo, the girls argue there was no such character...Lydia confirms there was a Gazoo...Jeff is happy he was right :)


Talk btw Jeff & Michele then turns to weather in Chicago...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants him to draw more? Jordan does, he continues to draw...he draws a clover, he gives Jordan the hint "Boston" and "rhymes with clover"...Jordan says his hints are awful, she says to stop yelling at her and then she guesses clover...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that if he wanted to help her get it, he would have said St. Patrick's day, lucky, etc. They banter back and forth and Jordan says remind me when it's time to pick partners that she's picking Michele or someone else...Jeff says she is stuck with him....more banter...


They switch positions and Jordan draws on Jeff's back...Cutest one is when Jordan is almost done one and Jeff says "start over, I got 'will you marry'...start over" LOL 


Jordan then goes on to describe a horse's poops and penis and how big they are...Russell says her mom is going to be mad at her for saying that word...Jordan admits that in the DR she said that her mom said that men think with their penises not their heads but she said that Jeff isn't like that. Jeff smiles and says he can't wait to hear all this shit. Jeff says Jordan is going to get a couple of phone calls and maybe a knock on her door...Jordan says she has said nothing bad...Jordan continues drawing and then he does too even though he says she makes him tired LOL They finally stop and everyone in the room becomes real quiet....




Jeff irons - Moodiness, Nick Lachey, Boy Bands

4:14-4:17pm


The feeds switch to the RR..Jordan and Kevin are just passing time chatting until the live show, Jeff is ironing his baby blue t-shirt nearby (he didn't even end up wearing it to the live show)...Kevin asks Jordan if she gets moody during her period?...Jordan says "omg, yeah", she says she's been cramping, she can feel it but she hasn't started yet, she put a pad on just in case (TMI!!)...it would be her luck that she would get it for the live show, she gets really, really moody...Kevin says before it starts?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she gets irritated very easy...Jeff smiles/smirks at her...


Jordan says "don't I?"...Jeff says quietly "no...you're a saint Johhrdan"...Kevin says "I'm not watching you Jeff...iron...shirtless" ...Jeff doesn't get the humor and says it's not a good display...Kevin tries again saying "take that hot iron Jeff, run it over that shirt"...Jeff says "dude, I hate ironing"...


Jordan says "you know what your tattoo reminds me of? I don't know why"...Kevin says "a compass"...Jeff says "it's going to be something to embarrass me so" 😒...Jordan says yeah but...Jeff says "what is it Jordan?"...Jordan says "Nick Lachey from 98 degrees"...Russell yells out "I was just about to say that!"...Jordan says "does it not? when it was on his shoulder and he spiked his hair up just like Jeff, I always think of that"...Russell yells out that it has that same sun...Kevin says it was bigger than that?...Jordan says it was 98 degrees but then he changed it into a sun because of that...Russell thinks so.


Kevin says that Jeff just needs to get in a boy band now...Jeff and Jordan laugh...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says it would be like the movie "The Goods"...Kevin asks Jeff if he can sing at all?...Jeff says "no, it sucks, it hurts, I lost"...Jeff says he could Milli Vanilli it...Kevin giggles...


Jeff says he's not the best dancer either, he's not really cut out for a boy band but he's not against it, he giggles...he says he's a little old so it's probably not the best idea...Russell says "what about a man band?" LOL...Jeff says "hell yeah, what's that?"...Russell says it's the over 30 band...talk turns to random chatter, Lydia and Natalie enter the room...




Jeff loves Jordan’s butt

4:33-4:35pm


Jeff is sitting at the kitchen counter making origami...Jordan is milling about the kitchen, gets some pain meds and goes to the sink to get water...Jeff looks up, gives a second take and tells Jordan "I love your butt in those pants" 😍 Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "you know what's going on"...Jordan says "with what?" but Jeff doesn't answer, he is trying to make an origami penguin at the kitchen counter...Jordan sits with Jeff and they comment on the guy on the back of the Rice Krispies box looking like Paul Walker which leads to movie talk. 


Jeff loves going to movies, he wishes they had a punch card or he could sneak in, movies are expensive, he goes with Mimmo's little brother all the time, he loves the movies. Jordan says she can't wait to get the comp over with. Jeff gets frustrated with the origami but Jordan is no help, she gets up to leave and Jeff asks here where she is going? Jordan says "away" and walks off...Jeff says "come here...no...go ahead....f**k yeah Jordan!...Jordan!" he laughs...I guess he liked the view 😍





Jeff’s Syndrome

6:42pm  


Jeff has just won HOH, the HG's are all sitting around in the kitchen. They talk about Lydia and how when she doesn't like someone she likes them even more. Jeff says he has the same syndrome but not as bad...he says it's like when someone says there's a chick and I say she's ok but if someone says she hates you, then he says "which one?" and he goes to talk to her.


It's called Liking What You Can't Have Syndrome  





 

Jeff’s HOH room

10:13-10:37pm


"Who wants to see my HOH room?"


Jeff shows off his HOH to the HG's. The first thing Jordan says about one of his pics is "omg, it doesn't even look like you" which ended up being repeated several times during the reveal...apparently Jeff didn't look like "Jeff" before LOL Jeff admits his Ma used to rock his hair.


Jeff is all smiles showing off his family & friends. He loves the photo of him & his Dad fishing. 


He awwws at the picture his niece Marley drew for him. He also awwws at the photo of his grandmas that both passed away in December, he says it's sad. Jordan picks it up and awwws too.


He has his fishing hat and his grandma's scarf. He's happy to get the Bob Marley Legend CD...he pffssssssts. ;) More comments about how different he looks now...Jordan looks through his fridge, he got cookie dough...for her 😉:...he even got Jardiniere. Jeff laughs about that. Jordan thinks he might be a twin because she can't get over how different he looks in the various pics.


Jeff reads his letter...it's brief. Jeff says if it was longer he would have cried. They talk about his hair, his nieces, his cross, the various things he received in his basket including cologne & deodorant (for Jordan, lol). Jeff talks about his fake name Lincoln and the holy water he got. Jeff is excited for his friends Barry & Mimmo that they got mentioned in the reveal.


Jeff says he knows how it feels when people don't want to be the first to leave so he says let's go downstairs and they do…





Boob talk/Jordan’s omission 

11:21-11:25pm


Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside on the couches with Kevin, Michele & Natalie...they are talking about their BB intros and how corny they were...Jordan says she had on a jean skirt, knee high cowboy boots and a plaid tube top, her boobs were sweating, she was sweating so bad because she was nervous, she was drinking alcohol to loosen up...


Kevin says it all makes sense now, he would say how much big boobs make him sick, not like Jordan's but like Laura's and of course Laura was in the house, BB would ask him "so how do big boobs make you feel?" and he would go off on them...BB calls them out to not talk about production...Kevin and Jordan giggle...Kevin says he said they make him sick, they make him gag and then there was Laura 🙂


Natalie asks Kevin "you never liked Laura either right?"...Kevin says he liked her initially...Natalie says her boobs were too big, huge...Jordan agrees...Kevin says she admitted they were obnoxiously big, her words...Jordan says that Laura said they were natural and she got implants for what reason?...Natalie says because they were saggy or something.


Jordan points to Michele saying "I showed you mine didn't I?"...Michele says no, she hasn't seen any boobs in the house...Natalie says she saw them...Jordan says she showed Kevin...Michele says she felt them but didn't see them...Kevin says those were his first boobs he's ever seen...Jordan says "yeah! I showed Kevin in the shower"...Michele says she's seen Jordan's one at a time by accident because she flashed her a bunch...


Interesting little bit of information she leaves out here, conveniently leaving out the fact that Jeff saw her boob too...but she gets busted by Jeff later LOL! ⬇️


Jordan says that she was putting on her dress one night and her boob popped out and Braden was in the room and he said "omg, that was like a baby crying for milk"...they laugh...Michele says "oh Bradenism's"...Jordan says she was laughing about that...Jordan asks Natalie if she saw her would she think her boobs are fake?...Natalie says no...Jordan says good!...Natalie says Laura, yes...Kevin says he didn't know until she told him...Jordan says "really? that's a good thing".


Jeff is just looking at Jordan at this point and Jordan looks at him saying "what!?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Natalie, ever the shit stirrer, says "have you shown Jeff your boobs?"...Jordan lies or conveniently forgets LOL saying "he actually hasn't seen them"...Jeff pipes up saying "I saw one" 


Jordan gets caught...she says "it would have been easier...by a pop up, the milk thing with Braden...it would be different in the beginning when I didn't really know Jeff and I showed him" (what lol) ..Jeff just smiles… 


Jordan deflects by saying that Lydia, Chima, Kevin, Laura and Natalie saw her boobs and Kevin was like "ohhh"...they laugh...Kevin asks Jeff for a little flash...Jeff says "of the good stuff?"...Jordan says "of the pee pee? oh Lord"...they laugh about the Puppetry of the Penis and then Jordan starts talking about her gf and vaginas and FISH…




69 & other sexy talk/Jeff’s face says it all 

11:33-11:51pm


The HG's are sitting on the couches in the BY...Talk has turned to sex...big surprise!    


Jordan starts grilling Kevin about gay sex, he is open about it and answers all her questions...funny moment when they are talking about "69" and Natalie asks if someone can explain it better for her (obviously Natalie knew! She was such a sh*t stirrer wanting someone else to say scandalous things on the live feeds)...Jordan obliges and says "69 is like let's say, I'm laying down this way (points one way) and Jeff is laying...(laughter ensues)...and Jeff is laying down with his head this way (points the other way) and my head is this way...you see what I mean?" LOL


Jeff says take a 6 and a 9 and put them like that (he shows how) on top of each other...Natalie doesn't get how Kevin does it though...Kevin says exactly the same...Jordan says you're on top of each other, he's like yah and you're like yah and y'all are just...Kevin says "blowing each other"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff watching Jordan 😳🤔🫣😍☺️.


Jeff gets redder by the second and when Natalie says "oh my God!"...Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff turns beet red, laughs and puts his head down... Jordan laughs...


Kevin says those are the best and Jeff laughs again...Natalie asks Jordan if she's only had sex once right?...Jordan says yeah but she has done umm...Kevin says BJ's?...Jordan says oh yeah, she's good at...she catches herself saying too much and says "well no we're not talking about that!" and Jeff 😃


Jordan says they're on live feeds so she's not talking about any of that, that might make it...Kevin says 69 is awesome because both are getting pleased equally...Jordan says she can't concentrate, sometimes she feels like...she starts laughing and Jeff cracks up!...Natalie points out that it's making Jeff laugh...


Jordan and the others continue talking about their experience with sex & preferences...Jordan says she likes the beach, how romantic it can be and how it makes you want to have sex...Jordan asks Kevin if he does toys and dress up and all that?...Jeff's face hehe 

Kevin says he did buy...he sees Jeff looking at him sheepishly and they both laugh...Kevin says he bought a dildo...Natalie and Jordan are confused why they would need one...Kevin explains it's like having another person there without having a threesome...As Jordan is taking that in she pauses and says "ok, gotcha"...Jeff looks at Jordan, shaking his head and smiling at her...


Jordan says "gah! I'm boring"...she is told she needs to explore...Jeff just smiles and turns red...(oh Jeffrey, to read your mind right now LOL)


Jordan now opens up about her past and how she has only been with one man and how he hurt her (physically and emotionally) I won't go into details but the best part again is watching Jeff's face looking at Jordan throughout...fascinating...at one point Jordan says that she can't just hang out with a guy a couple of weeks and have sex with them, she just can't, it's not her...Russell who has come outside by then says that's a good quality though, a lot of girls aren't like that...Kevin says "what if he's totally hot?"...Jeff laughs saying "Kevin"...Jordan says it doesn't matter to her...


Talk gets serious when Jordan starts talking about a guy that she missed out on dating and how it was probably for the best because he was set in his life and she was too young for him, she should have met him when she was 26...Jeff goes to the fridge to have a smoke...Jordan says there are lots of men out there...Kevin says he's met his "person" for life, it's hard being gay and having monogamous relationships...talk then turns more fun when Jordan describes her friend Daniel that is gay and how he is scrumptious and his bf is so fine...Jeff's reaction 😌

 

Jeff uhhh's at the end of his laugh as he tends to do and then Jordan says there's another guy that comes in to the salon that is too hot to be gay and she hates it! Jeff smiles again...Jordan goes on to talk about two guys from the Real World named Danny and Paul who were gay, she says they were both hot, the one that was in the army, they blurred out his face but from the shadow you could see his body and mmmmm (implying she wanted him)...Jeff shaking his head...  LOL


They start talking about gay guys getting married, how common it is...Jordan talks about one of her relatives being gay...Kevin says he doesn't think any of his family knows he's gay...Jeff says come on!...Jordan says what!!?...Kevin says his parents and brother know but no one else...they continue talking about gay issues and then FISH...









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