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Day 32 of BB11 Feeds

Updated: Sep 24, 2023

August 10



Pre-proposal closeness

12:04-12:22am


Jeff is sitting down on the couches in the BY. Jordan comes over and sits on his legs. Jeff asks Jordan if she is going to lay down with him again before he goes to bed?...she jokes around and says no and he says he needs that, he needs to unwind with her. :) She then moves over and sits next to him on the same chair. She leans back and lays on Jeff's chest.


They then talk with Russell about leaving behind something for others when being evicted. Jordan is mad that no one left her anything. Jeff says of course he will leave her something, he'll want her to wear it (and she did 😉)...Jordan wants Jeff's blue Aurora hat, another shirt and his sweatpants. Jeff says "here's the thing, I'm not planning on going nowhere so..." Jordan laughs...


Jeff says "relax with all that shit" LOL Jordan says if she left she doesn't know what she'd leave...Jeff looks at Jordan intently and says "your pink bra, I'd wear it" 😋 Jordan says she's gotta have the bra, it's the only one she has...Jeff asks how she brought 15 pairs of jeans and only one bra?


Jordan gets distracted with Russell, Russell says she can keep his sweatshirt she's wearing and he'll give Jeff a pair of his favorite shorts...Jordan says good, she didn't bring a sweatshirt like that and when she meets him in the jury house, she'll give it back...Russell says alright, fair enough.


Jeff asks "what else do you want? this is hypothetical, cuz I'm not going nowhere"...Jordan starts but Russell interrupts again showing off his shirt that "gets a lot of ladies" ) 🥱 Jordan answers saying she wants Jeff's Aurora hat, his newsboy hat, his sweatpants, his blue shirt...Jeff says "what do you want me to wear home? a chicken suit?"...Jordan laughs...


Jeff says his newsboy hat's not going nowhere...Jordan says he can leave her all that and if she leaves, she doesn't know what she can give him...Russell wants something of hers, her Beer shirt...Jordan likes that shirt...Russell says they'll trade...Jordan says she'll give him underwear LOL


Jordan says she doesn't have anything Gucci to give...Jeff says if he leaves all his Aurora shit there, he'll have to go back to his college and demand free shit because he wore their stuff on TV. :) Russell says he'll leave her his jammies...Jordan agrees saying she'll take those over his sweatshirt...Jordan says she can rock the sweatshirt though, in Charlotte she'll go to bars dressed in sweats...Russell says she'll look better in an Aurora sweater...


Jeff says he'll send her one...Jordan says "oh yeah, do"...Jordan asks if the sweats were Jeff's brother's, did he go to that school?...Jeff says no, he used to give him his college stuff as gifts, no one knows what Aurora is though...Jordan asks if it's a small college?...Jeff says yeah, but it's a university...Jordan says she'll take the blue hat, it fits her.


Russell leaves to put his clothes away...Jeff says his blue hat is popular, everyone has rocked it...Jordan says Natalie has...Jeff says he better not leave then…

Jordan says Jeff will make it to the final 2...Jeff doesn't like everyone saying he's making it to final 2 cuz that gives him a target...Jordan says once Jessie is outta there, it will be smooth sailing for Jeff...


Jeff says it isn't just "him", it's "them", she'll be right beside him in the top 2, for her not to worry her pretty face...Jordan says "oh no, I'll probably go before you" (nope!)...Jeff says if he goes, he'll go before her (yep!)...they discuss further when they might be evicted...Jeff says he's not even gonna lie, if she makes it further than him, he will be a little pissed 😉...


Jordan says if you look at past seasons, they always get rid of the big dogs...Jordan goes over who is left and that fact they're not that strong...Jeff says Michele is being all chummy up there (HOH)...Jordan says it's just because she's kissing Chima's ass...Jeff asks if Jordan still talks to Michele? and the feeds go to fish...


Jeff says that he tossed & turned all night with Michele next to him, they talk about the weird noises Michele makes at night and even during the day...Jordan says since they pointed it out, she notices it and it drives her nuts...Jeff says she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs 😜...Jordan laughs...Jeff says that Ronnie said she had night terrors...


Russell comes back, he's being annoying wanting to go into the DR with JeJo, he's tipsy, luckily he leaves again to go ask the DR if they will let them all in to do a joint DR session...as soon as Russell goes inside, Jeff says into his mic "say no to Russell's question cuz I don't feel like going in there" 😂


Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff says he doesn't feel like going in there, Russell is all smashed, now all of a sudden he's all on board with the ones he helped evict...Jordan says that Russell was saying earlier he would backstab them all and she thought, alright then, you don't get my vote...Jeff says it will be something to play later on…


I LOVE THIS CONVO, it’s very telling & cute!

Jordan tells Jeff that Russell is right, she has already prepared herself, she knows it's a game and everybody wants their 500K and she's not saying Jeff will backstab her but who knows what will happen...Jeff hmm's and says why wouldn't he want to bring her to the final 2?...Jordan says she doesn't know, he could backstab her...Jeff says "why would you say that? "


Jordan says she doesn't know, who knows, you never know...Jeff asks Jordan if she would backstab him?...Jordan says in a heartbeat, she says she's just kidding! God! she says now he's going to be all weary...Jordan says "Jeff, I'm kidding"...she says that if she didn't care she wouldn't have talked to him in the beginning when everyone was ignoring him...Jeff asks why did she talk to him?...Jordan says because she thought Jeff was cool and she had a good vibe about him...Jeff says whatever it was thanks...Jordan says you're welcome. :) Russell is back with them & they continue chatting...




Ross is going to grill JeJo

1:01am


Jeff & Natalie are playing pool...Jordan has been sitting on the couches, she gets up to walk around and stretch a little, she says "oh man"...Natalie goes inside to check if they have the good chips for the guacamole...Jeff pretends to throw his pool stick javelin style towards Jordan :)...the feeds have been mostly off the BY for the last half hour or so, so not sure what prompted this conversation but...Jordan says "everybody putting us on the spot"...


Jeff (probably remembering how Ross asked both Jeff and Jordan about showmances) says "I know, I feel like we're getting interviewed by that one guy, he's gonna grill it"...Jordan giggles and says "yeah he is"...Jeff says "what's his name?"...Jordan says "Ross"...Jeff says "yeah"...they go silent...


Natalie who has been in and out during this and apparently has supersonic hearing says "Ross Matthews?"...Jordan says "he's so funny"...Natalie trips and Jeff laughs, they talk about BB fixing the edge of the patio…





The Proposal (the first & fake one 😉😉🥰)

1:06-1:09am


Jeff & Natalie are playing pool. Jordan is in the BY walking around, pretending to work out :)

Natalie tells Jordan that she is right about one of the things she said earlier...Jordan says "if you weren't with your boyfriend you would date Jessie" Natalie nods yes without Jeff seeing...Jordan says I knew it, I'm psychic.


Jeff says don't you think your boyfriend is going to get pissed if he hears that? Natalie says she didn't say anything, Jordan said that. Jeff says she just said that. Jeff points at Natalie and says that she said Jordan was right about that...Natalie denies it and says she was right about something she said earlier...she didn't confirm or deny that was the statement...LIAR! 🤥 LOL


Jordan laughs...Jeff says she is crazy, she's going to have to answer some questions when she gets out and not to Ross. Natalie says if the circumstances were different she would possibly date Jessie, he's a good guy. Jeff says Jessieeee! 😛 Jeff says Jesus why don't you marry him. Natalie says why don't you marry Jordan? 😈😇


Jeff says "Jordan, do you want to get married?"

Jordan says "yeah Jeff!"

Jeff says "f**k yeah we're engaged!"

Natalie says "am I invited to the wedding?"

Jeff says they can't even pop champagne because he can't even drink it.

Jordan says "you better buy me a cute ring"💍

Jeff says "cute ring? one of us better win this fu**ing competition"...they all laugh.

Natalie says her ring has to be princess cut, she loves it.

Jordan says to Jeff "I want a square cut diamond ok? k?"

Jeff says "yeah Jordan you got it"

Jordan says "and you better put a lot of thought into it"

Jeff says "I'm going to get you diamond grills" 😁

Jordan says "no, I want a square cut diamond"

Jeff says "you'll be happy with what I get you" 😊

Jeff goes to take a shot and says "I can't believe I'm engaged" 😂

Natalie snickers...and says can I announce it to the house?

Jeff says that is how rumors start…




Awkwardness & JeJo describe their BB intros

3:06-3:11am


Jeff & Michele have been talking in the SS room...Jordan walks in and is heard saying "what's up?" but the cams are still on the GR...cams switch to the SS room...Jordan is telling them about Russell who is outside sparring and making a lot of noise...Jordan sits on the slide since Michele is sitting on JeJo's bed and things are a little awkward...


Jordan says she is so wide awake, are they?...Jeff who sounds sleepy says "kinda"..Jordan again asks "what's up?"...Michele says nothing, they were talking about food comps...Jordan nods her head and laughs...Jeff says "what?"...Michele says her and Jeff are going to eat liver...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try some?...Jordan says no, she needs to take a shower, she stinks...Jordan says she can't get motivated to shower...Jeff mumbles they have a bad sleep schedule...Jordan says she has to get off the schedule...Jeff says "me too"


Jordan stands up to tie her hair and demonstrates what Russell is doing outside, he was yelling so she went out there thinking maybe Jeff and Russell were fighting, she didn't know where Jeff was...Jordan heads over to her luggage and chest of drawers to get her clothes for after her shower...Michele doesn't ask but tells Jordan that she's going to have to borrow some of her clothes ...Jordan feels like some of her clothes are missing, she pulls out her cute "country" top...saying that she wore it on the day BB came to film her for their introductions, she wore that, with a jean skirt and knee high cowboy boots...Jeff says "country" :) ...


Jordan says they told her to wear it and a girl from work came over and did her hair wavy, she was so nervous, she was drinking and she was sweating so bad, she asked if the cameras would pick up on her sweating? she felt like a hoochie...Michele says she'd love to see her in that outfit...Jordan says she should have brought her boots, they're cute...Jordan shows how she said "I'm Jordan" all cutesy...Michele says she looked so supremely dorky...Jeff says he looked like an idiot too...Jordan laughs...


Jeff says he was playing football and his friends kept whipping him on the ground, he'd have to say something and they'd tackle him and they fu**ing kept whipping him down and he said "dude! fu**ing relax!", they all wanted to get on camera, he was like "stop already"...Jordan says it's embarrassing...


Jeff says they were throwing the ball around...Jordan says one of her friends called her saying she was hungover and had no makeup (for the shoot), the other 2 friends got lost on their way downtown (to the bowling alley) so she had to get the salon to help them get there, it was a mess...Jordan says she'll be back and leaves to take a shower...Jeff says "oh Johhrdan" :)




Scoot sideways Jeff (and get off my bed Michele)

3:26-3:37am


Jordan returns from taking a shower and marks her territory immediately by telling Jeff to scoot sideways so she can sit down on the bed...Michele gets the hint and moves over and then gets up later...awkward ...

(interesting that just seconds before this Michele had been laying down facing Jeff, she sat up right before Jordan walked in, I can only imagine how much more awkward it would have been...)


Jeff asks Jordan to do him a huge favor, get his water that's outside, she says she will and gets up to do it but Jeff says no, no, he's gotta go pee...Jordan, with sass, says "whatever"...Jeff lets it go and goes to get his cup, he places it on the dresser while Jordan is saying she shouldn't have eaten all that candy...Jeff puts his fingers to his ears signalling he doesn't even want to hear it 🙉 he leaves…


Jordan sits back down, her & Michele chit chat about random stuff...Jeff comes back and Russell comes in too...Jeff says Jordan's lips are shiny...Jordan says it's Vaseline...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and she whispers something about his pinky nail being small like hers, she says when she goes to the nail place they comment on it...Jeff says he has all kinds of paper cuts...


Jordan grabs Jeff's hand again and says that everybody outside was putting them on the spot about them being a couple...


Jordan continues examining Jeff's hand and says that Jeff's thumb looks like the big fat guy from Star Wars...Jeff says "Jabba the Hut?"...Jordan says yeah, it looks like him...Jeff looks at Jordan saying "where'd you get that from?"...


Jordan says it's cuz it's smushed at the top and then gets fat...LOL Jordan asks if he's ever thought about that?....Jeff says no but he will now every time he looks at his thumb now... 😅


Jordan says her friend has a hammer head thumb...Jeff says "gross" ...Jordan grabs Jeff's nipple and then Jeff pinches Jordan's nose...


Jordan lays down saying that Jeff's fingers aren't bad....Jordan says it feels good to lay down...Jeff says "mmm, hmm, sing it sister"...Jordan says her legs are really hairy and for Jeff to feel...Jeff feels but doesn't think they're that bad...Russell starts complaining wanting the AC on in the room...Jordan starts singing, she is hyper...Jordan wants Jeff to sing with her...he's not in the mood, he wants to wind down, he asks if they can shut off the lights...Jordan says Michele is drying her nails...Jeff says it's late..Michele doesn't mind turning them off, she gets up and turns them off...




Not in the mood for games

3:37-3:39am


Michele turns off the lights...Jordan wants to sing...Jeff says that will be too loud, it's 3:30...Jordan says it doesn't feel like it...Jeff takes off his glasses, puts them away, he says it's because Jordan sleeps all day...Jeff says Jordan can do it, do a song...Jordan wants everybody to play, it would be more fun to hear everyone's responses...Michele is just sitting there quietly in the dark...


Jordan asks "Michele?"...Michele answers her...Jordan didn't know she was there, she wants to play a game...Michele asks what game they're playing?...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to play the game they were playing last night?...Jeff says that Jordan keeps telling them about that game like it was a good one...Michele didn't hear about the game.

Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair and says they would pick a number between 1 & 100...Russell who is cranky and wants to go to sleep says "that's a horrible game" 🤨...Jordan asks if they have any other ones? Does Jeff? No?...


Jeff says he's trying to think of one...Russell says he has one, it's called "close your eyes and see who goes to bed the fastest" ...Jordan says "oh my gosh! Michele and them (Jeff is them?) can't even go to sleep in here"...Russell says he's going to try that again, he repeats the game...Jeff says it's funny they're all in there and there's not one person in the room next to them...


Jordan likes the room because it's dark, normally it's cold but not tonight...they quiet down and Michele gets up leave the awkwardness...Jordan asks her how they're sleeping in the HN room?...Michele mumbles something inaudible, Jordan laughs...the feeds cut out...




Late night chat - Winding down/Mmm Hmm/Country sass

3:41-3:54am


When the feeds return Jeff is going over their day...he says Jordan had the movie, he was in the pool, he took a nap, he made liver...Jordan says you ate it?...Jeff says he did, a whole piece, it wasn't that bad...Jordan asks why he ate it?...Jeff says to try something new, he & Michele shared it, it wasn't as bad as she thinks because he seasoned it...Jordan asks if it was slimy?...Jeff says no, it was tough, beef liver...Jordan asks where it came from? a cow?...Jeff says yep, the chicken one is grainy (ewww) and the beef one you could taste the beef but it still had the liver taste, he ate it quick so not to smell it, he pounded it with water, he would eat it again, Michele said she wouldn't...Jordan says eww, Jeff, liver, that's gross...


Jordan can't get comfy...Jeff asks if she wants him to leave?...Jordan says he's fine, she reaches back for Jeff to touch him...Jeff says he made slop with salt, pepper & garlic to make it taste different and then he put BBQ sauce, the trick is to make it taste different, he also made swiss chard, it's like lettuce, he picked some from the garden with peppers, eggplant, he fried it in oil and put salsa, it was good for real...


Jordan says for Jeff to make some for her when she's on slop please...Jeff says he will if there's anything left in the garden...Jeff says he made it while they were in the movie, it ended up being not a lot, he split it in fours...


Jeff says Jordan is mmm, hmm"ing him...Jordan says she's listening...Jeff's not so sure lol...Jeff says what if they played scary music...Jordan would freak out...Jeff says if someone came out in a mask and they banged on the walls...Jordan would cry...Russell pipes up complaining that there's so much noise (from behind the walls)...he bangs on the wall, asks wtf are they doing?...Jeff says "running a show"...Russell says "jerk off ..I'm not going crazy, you hear that right?"...Jordan and Jeff say "yeah"...


Jordan says she'd like to see what goes on behind the walls...Jeff says he'd love to go back and see all the camera angles and stuff after the show, it'd be cool...Jeff says it's weird that these people know them and they don't know them...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says Jordan is just mmm, hmm'ing him...Jordan cuddles into Jeff saying she's not, she's listening...silence...


Jeff leans into Jordan asking her to tell him a story...Jordan says about what?...Jeff reaches over to caress her hair...he asks if she's tired at least?

They whisper to each other, Jordan shifts over...they hold hands in silence...Jeff giggles thinking Jordan made a noise...Jordan says it was Russell's stomach, is he asleep? how does he do it, seriously...Jeff says he doesn't know, he wishes he had a switch to fall asleep...Jeff counts down the nights left in the HN room, he hopes he doesn't go on slop next week, he's not really having problems at all but obviously he'd like to eat food...Jordan says it's the showers...Jeff doesn't mind those...Jordan doesn't like them...Jeff says obviously again, he'd like a warm shower, once you get in there it's fine, it's just the beginning...Jordan mmm hmm's...Jeff says "stop mmm, hmm'ing me"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "if you don't want to listen, then say I don't want to listen"...


Jordan cuddles into Jeff and says she's listening but she has a headache, she gets one every night because her ear hurts, right down in her ear it hurts...Jeff says inside, does she want to shove a Q-tip in there? she should try and pop it...Jordan says it makes her jaw hurt...Jeff says she should pop it, why doesn't she try?...Jordan doesn't want to, she's scared it will mess her up...Jeff explains how to do it, she tries but says it made it worse Jeff says no, it didn't, maybe there's water in there and it moved it...Jeff rubs her ear a little and asks there?...Jordan says yeah but it's not doing much...Jeff says "you know what'll help? if you scratch my back and play with my hair"


Jordan mmm's at something going on unseen...Jeff imitates Jordan saying "Jayeff!"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair again saying that it's weird that her dad's name is Jeff...Jeff says Jordan doesn't call him Jeff though...Jordan says she calls him dad, that's why it's not too weird to say his name, she's used to saying dad.


Jeff describing Jordan says "you go, Jeff!! and I go what? and you go, you're gettin on my nerves"...Jordan giggles saying he's not, she said it that one time because she got mad at him...Jeff says "for no reason"...Jordan says "I get mad at you sometimes"...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says when she feels he's ignoring him or when he's being a butthole, he can be one sometimes...Jeff says sometimes he doesn't want to talk to her...Jordan says "thanks, appreciate it"...Jeff says "you make me sick so I get a throw up feeling in my mouth"...Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "uh, really?"...


Jeff laughs, rolls over to spoon Jordan and says "nooo"...Jordan says "I was about to say"...Jeff says "what? go back to your own room?"...Jordan says she was just going to say "wow"...Jeff says "no, sometimes I just don't feel like talking...Johrdan...is that ok?"...Jordan says "yeah, but I like to talk"...Jeff says "me too" but he says he doesn't want to bother her in bed...Jordan says that's cuz she's sleeping and he wants to talk or he wants to aggravate her...


Jeff says like this morning, he came in and said move over...Jordan says she did move over and she told him he could stay, he just got up and left...Jeff says that Jordan said she was uncomfortable, he laid down for one second, he had just woken up, he thought "I can't deal with your country sass right now" Jeff giggles to himself...


Jordan says she wasn't being mean at all, he took it the wrong way, that's his fault...Jeff says sorry, he was up for 8 seconds...Jordan says she knows and then he got up...Jeff touches Jordan somewhere, she giggles, it makes him say that Jordan is quick with that...Jordan says she's used to it, haha, she's kidding...




Late night chat - Jeff’s deodorant/Pittin’

3:54-4am


JeJo continue chatting...Jordan says "Jeffro...what do your friends call you?"...Jeff says "J to the Izzo" ...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff laughs saying no...Jordan laughs and asks again...Jeff says "Jeff"...Jordan asks if he has a nickname?...Jeff says sometimes his friends call him by his last name...Jordan says "Schoeder right"...Jeff says yay!...Jordan says they say "hey Schroeder"...Jeff doesn't answer...


Jordan says "smell my armpit"...Jeff says he did, it smells good (these two! LOL)...Jordan says it's Jeff's deodorant...Jeff says he was just going to say, did she use it...Jordan says she uses it every day...Jeff says sometimes he notices because it's not in the same place he left it and he thinks "oh, Jordan"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says if it was someone else he'd get fired up, he doesn't like people playing with his shit, he gets pissed...Jordan says nuh-uh...Jeff says not at her...Jordan says good, hers is almost out.


Jeff says Jordan gets away with a lot of shit with him...Jordan says why? and she answers for him saying it's because she's his BFF, his only BFF in the house, if he had other BFF's he'd get mad...Jeff says she is getting a little comfortable...Jordan says "with what? for using deodorant?"...Jeff says no with him doing stuff for her, he will point it out...Jordan asks for what? like today when she asked him to make hamburger?...Jeff says she doesn't ask, she expects it while she's asking so it's like she's saying make me a hamburger now cuz I just asked you to...Jordan says she did not...Jeff says it sounded like it...Jordan says she said please...Jeff laughs saying he was about to take that frying pan (and smash her with it LOL)...they laugh...Jordan says she said please...Jeff says he'll cook for her...Jordan says he said he didn't have anything to do...Jeff says he'll cook for her if she wants.


Jordan starts laughing smelling Jeff, she asks what deodorant does he have on?...Jeff says "that one but I put it on a long time ago"...Jordan says she likes that smell better...Jeff says "it's the same one"...Jordan says it smells different...Jeff says "yours is fresh, mine has a little Jeff on it"☺️


Jeff asks if it smells bad? Jordan says no...Jeff asks where she is?...Jordan who is in Jeff's armpit says "right here"...Jeff says "why do you like it in there?"...Jordan says "I just like pittin' down here"...Jeff says "pittin?"...Jordan corrects herself saying she likes sittin down there...Jeff was wondering, lol, he asks if this is a regular thing with her?...Jordan says no, she just likes it down there...Jeff says "I like pittin' :)” LOL Jordan giggles...


Jordan says she doesn't like that Jeff feels skinny...Jeff says he's not that skinny...Jordan says she feels like he is...Jeff says he hasn't lost that much weight...Jordan says Jeff's swimming trunks were hanging low...Jeff noticed that...Jordan says his crack was hanging out...Jeff noticed that too, but sometimes you don't even care...Jordan says the weight comes off of them, why doesn't it with her?...Jeff says he has to work out tomorrow...Jordan doesn't like him skinny, when he's done slop he's eating a whole thing of cookie dough...Jeff says no, real food, a lot of it...Jordan wants to fatten him up...Jeff says why does she want him fat?...Jordan says not fat...


Jeff says he will eat a lot, he wants pasta, he's going to make a jam pasta...Jordan asks what kind?...Jeff's not sure, maybe with steak or chicken or a spicy tuna sauce...Jordan eww's...




Late night chat - Ticklefest/Goodnight

4-4:13am


JeJo continue chatting...Jeff ponders what pasta he'll make, he says maybe he'll make it with real tuna...Jordan says "eww, no, cuz I won't eat that"...Jeff says he's got a couple days to

think about it, he could make it with chicken and a light sauce with basil...Jordan asks Jeff to shift...Jeff complains about the mic pack saying the tip of the antenna is like a dagger...Jordan giggles saying it does hurt...


Jeff says it's somebody's job to listen to them talk all night about nothing...Jordan says they might get entertained by it, she says they sit there with all those cameras, they just watch, she would just tune out...Jeff says what does she think happens when they start singing songs, start singing one and see if they listen...Jordan says she would get bored...Jeff says that's their job...Jordan says she'd get herself fast food and watch a movie (LOL sure way to get fired!)...Jeff says he doesn't know what they do but they catch him singing or whistling...


Jeff says it's more during the day, not the night...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says to not mmm, hmm him...Jordan says she was agreeing...Jeff does something to Jordan...they laugh...Jordan says "that tickled!"...Jeff goes for the sure thing, her neck and Jordan goes a little nuts...she says to stop, everything involving her neck tickles...Jeff says he choked her and she said it tickles...he does it again and she goes crazy again😂...Jeff says "Jesus!"...Jordan says she has cold chills, to feel her legs...Jeff reaches down, Jordan lifts up her leg saying "here"...Jeff says "omg, it felt like Sasquatch" ...Jordan laughs...


At that point Michele sneaks into the room to get clothes, not sure JeJo hears them because Jeff is busy tickling Jordan like crazy...Jordan says "you just can't! I'm ticklish!"...Jeff says he won't...Jordan screeches saying her and her mom have these tickling wars...Jeff lies and keeps tickling :) ...Jordan is laughing hysterically and flailing haha...Jeff says "your noises...omg"...Michele leaves and then immediately comes back and props the door open to make sure they know she's there


Jeff says "holy moly, you gotta shave those bad boys tomorrow"...Jordan cracks up, she explains about how her and her mom tickle each other and are ticklish in the same spot...Jeff leans into Jordan to cuddle...Jordan says "no, don't" thinking he's going to start again...Jeff says "I'm not"...


Jordan notices Michele is in there finally...Jeff says "who do you think it is?"...Jordan asks her what's up?...Michele says she's getting clothes for the cold room...Jordan is hyper again...Michele asks how much candy she had?...Jordan says a lot, she's gotta get up and work out...Michele says it's 4...Jeff says it's over, they're sleeping in all day again, they lost...


While Michele gets her stuff, Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jordan takes her mic off saying she's about to fall asleep soon...Jeff says he's going to wind down for 5 minutes, he's gotta go...Jeff says he's gotta a long drive ....Jordan laughs...Jordan can't get comfortable...Jeff asks "you want me to go?"...Jordan says "no...when I want you to, I'll tell you to leave"...Jeff says "really? I'll tell you when I leave" (right to the end of the chat, still bantering LOL)


Michele finally goes...Jeff says he has to work out tomorrow, he asks her to bust his balls about it, no, don't to do that, yes, do it, if he doesn't and then he'll tell her to shut up...Jordan still isn't comfy...Jordan says it would be good to sleep with just sheets, it's not too cold...Jeff hopes that means it isn't cold in the HN room, he says he has to keep putting clothes on during the night...they finally quiet down and lay in silence...a minute before Jeff leaves he says he wishes he could just sleep there (SS room)...Jeff kisses Jordan goodnight, saying he'll see her tomorrow, good dreams, he leaves..




Kitchen hug & cheek pinch

12:54pm


Jordan approaches Jeff and gives him a hug...Jeff hugs back and squeezes her. He's surprised she hugged him. Jordan grabs his cheeks and Jeff grabs hers and pushes her away...cute. :)





Look & smile at Jordan

2:59pm


The HG's are outside tanning. Jeff is laying on a beach chair in the BY near the weight bench. Jordan is laying on the hammock.


Jordan gets up to wet herself under the outside shower because she is hot. Jeff hears the water and immediately looks over at her and says "that hammock is so hot, I don't know how you can take it"...Jordan says "I like the hammock"...Jeff says "it's too hot for me...in the daytime"...Jordan finishes up and Jeff smiles briefly at her :) ...and clears his throat. (LOL he always does this when trying to be non-chalant)





Fruit Salad/Frying pickles/Portillos Beef

3:17-3:28pm


Jeff walks out of the bathroom towards the kitchen where Jordan is assembling her fruit to make a fruit salad...Jeff says "fruit bowl?"...Jordan says "for later"...Jeff mmm's and Jordan says "will you do me a favor?"...Jeff says "yes Jordan"...Jordan adds "pleease"...Jeff says "see, that was nice"...Jordan giggles and says "will you go in there and grab the cantaloupe and the pineapple please?"...Jeff goes to the SR to get them adding "and some pickles for Big Jeff" 😊


Jeff comes back with the fruit and places it on the counter, Jordan thanks Jeff and Jeff says "you're welcome". (Ironically after the whole debate about peach/nectarine, avocado/artichoke Jeff brings back a honeydew melon NOT a cantaloupe! LOL)


Jordan says "doesn't that pineapple head remind you of?"...Jeff wiggles his hips and says "a dancing lady?"...Jordan says that it reminds her of Wilson from Castaway, remember?...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says she doesn't know why, even though Wilson was a volleyball, it reminds her of it.


Jordan says she's going to make a huge salad and asks "are you so jealous? I bet you are"...Jeff says he is, he loves fruit...Jordan says her mom does too. Jordan says her mom gets so tan in the summertime, so dark...Jordan thinks they got a lot of sun today...Jeff says he can tell.


Jordan asks what time they went out there? One?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan grabs the green knife and pretends to stab Jeff with it...Jeff asks if she's ever had fried pickles?...Jordan says she has, they're good, they served them at Hooters...Jeff says he's never had one and he's thinking about frying one, he guesses the difference is they're would be slop on them...Jordan tells Jeff he should make some and so Jeff does...Jordan says that they are all creative, she's not, she's not a cook.


Jordan randomly asks "don't you like being sweaty sometimes?"...Jeff says "sweaty? I like being sweaty when I'm ready for it"...Jordan says yeah, not when you're dressed up of course...Jeff says when he's working out...Jordan says right now she likes being sweaty and smelly...Jeff says "I love when I shit my pants sometimes"🤣 ..Jordan (thinking it's like the most normal thing in the world for Jeff to say) says "eww, that's kind of gross"...Jeff laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says "oh, I was about to say"...Jeff whispers "yeah, I love when I shit my pants"


Jordan says "my friend, I won't say her name"...Jeff says "let's call her Claire"...Jordan doesn't get it and continues saying that her friend's boyfriend works a lot and they haven't really been doing it, when she left she was frustrated because of that...Jeff says "he hasn't been giving her the business?"...Jordan says it turned into a big fight because her friend said she was spending $50 on birth control a month when she doesn't even need it, she told him she wouldn't have sex with him unless she was on the pill, he works a lot and when he gets home he's tired and they don't do it, in the beginning of the relationship that's all they did and now they don't ever do it and it's weird because he's the guy, he should be wanting it and her friend wants it all the time so they got into a huge fight but they're so cute, he'll act like he won't give in to her friend but he always does, before Jordan left they got into the fight about the birth control...Jordan asks Jeff "isn't it true?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says it makes her laugh.


Jordan asks "what fast food place do you eat at the most?"...Jeff says he doesn't really eat fast food, the fastest place he eats at is Portillo's...Jordan says like a drive thru place, McDonalds, Wendy's...Jeff says he never eats at those fu**ing places but if he did, once in a while he'll get a craving for a chicken sandwich from Burger King, the long one...of course Jordan being of opposite mind says she knows it but she doesn't like that one...Jeff says they're good...Jordan doesn't think so...Jeff says that she asked him...Jordan says she is telling him what she thinks...Jeff says "well why didn't you just tell me what you think instead of asking? go ahead, what do you think Jordan?" 😝


Lydia, from the bathroom, yells out that they're just having a conversation...Jordan giggles and Jeff says "Jesus, who is that always sticking up for you back there?"...Jordan says "my friend"...Jeff says yeah, yeah, finish what you're saying before I start throwing stones...Jordan says the Wendy's spicy chicken is good, Jeff agrees, Jordan says it's better than Burger King...Lydia says that with a Frostie Freeze it's good, they're on the same page on the fast food front...Jordan says she's going to ask BB to stop at a Wendy's or McDonalds when they get out of there.


Jeff says "you gotta have a beef sandwich Jordan"...Jordan says "beef? like Arby's?"...Jeff goes to explain but Jordan tells Jeff his crack is hanging out by the way ...Jeff says he can't help it plus his mic weighs his shorts down...Jordan says her brother is always showing crack...Jeff says he never does, he's a little embarrassed...Lydia says "crack kills Jeff".


Jeff says Jordan has to go to Chicago to get Portillo's, she'd like it for sure, she doesn't even have to get the beef sandwich, he doesn't even know if she'd like the beef sandwich, he knows she is very picky...Jordan says she's not picky, Jeff just eats some weird stuff sometimes...Jeff says "me? no, you're picky"...Jordan doesn't think she is picky, she just eats the same things all the time in restaurants, chicken parm, chicken fingers, hamburgers, hot dog, the usual (umm, that's being picky LOL)


Jordan changes the subject yet again saying she has the stupid Lion King song in her head...Jeff says "Hakuna Matata?"...Jordan laughs saying yes! cuz they played it yesterday, she keeps singing it in her head...Jeff says it's her problem free, philosophy





Peach & Nectarine

3:28-3:48pm


Jeff starts frying his pickles...after Jordan says she has Hakuna Matata stuck in her head she tells Jeff she wonders if her mom misses her?...Jeff says "whaddya think? of course"...Jordan says she wonders how bad she misses her, before she left she sat her down on the couch and she thought she was going to start crying...Jeff says "did you have a mother/daughter moment?".


Jordan brings up the peach/nectarine debate again saying that the fruit she is cutting up looks just like a peach (it's a nectarine)...Jordan says it kills her that it isn't a peach (stubborn Jordan side coming out)...Jeff asks if it's furry?...Jordan says "no, well kind of" (it's not :) )...Jordan says it tastes like a peach but the nectarine tasted like a peach...Jordan says "I think this is a peach though, it tastes like one, have you ever had peach ice cream?"...Jeff comes over to check and says "I like peaches, it's not furry!"...Jordan says "but no, taste it" and then realizes he's on slop and can't.


Jeff walks away saying "keep telling...ok it's a peach"...Jordan being stubborn says "I really think it is and you're just wrong, you just think you know"🤨...Jeff frustrated says "alright, it's a peach then, whaddya want me to tell you, it is, you're right"...Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to just agree with her...Jeff raises his voice saying "I didn't! it's not a fu**ing peach!" (I’d be pissed too!) ...Jordan laughs.


Jordan says "you need to lower your voice"...silence...Jordan sings to herself...more silence...Jeff then says the idea of frying pickles was so stupid...after a minute Michele comes inside...they talk about what time it is...she leaves...Jordan says the cantaloupe is freezing her hands off, she asks Jeff if the pickles are good?...Jeff says he hasn't had one yet...they keep cutting & frying in silence...Michele comes back asking what Jeff is making...Jordan says fried pickles...Michele sounds excited...Jordan says they serve them at Hooters...Michele says she's never been but has a Hooter's shirt...Jordan hums to herself while tossing the salad...Jeff cleans up and asks Jordan to open the pickle jar so he can dump the grease in it...Jeff washes dishes and Jordan keeps cutting & eating fruit :) Jeff sighs.


Jeff tastes his first pickle and says they aren't that exciting, he walks up to Jordan and takes a kiwi seed off her mouth/face saying "you gonna eat that?" :) they laugh...Jordan, after asking Jeff how to cut the pineapple, attacks it with the crappy green knife while Jeff looks on...she isn't doing so well, Jeff asks if she wants help but she keeps trying, she finally says "Jeff! uhh"...Jeff says he asked her if she wanted help...he cuts the top off and continues cutting saying where is all this stuff when he's off slop...


Jordan says Russell makes it look so easy...Jeff says the knife sucks balls...Jeff passes it over to Jordan for her to finish up...Jordan starts cutting...Jeff says "you got it?"...Jordan says yes, she recalls working at a place where they would soak pineapples in citrus vodka for 2/3 days and there was a limit of 2 of them (drinks) because they were so strong...Jeff worked at a place where they infused tequila with fruit and it tasted sweet but it was super strong, straight tequila...Jeff says they'd do shots with people and they'd get wrecked because they didn't believe it was tequila.


Jordan keeps attacking the pineapple (has no clue how to cut it LOL)...Jeff says he'd love to put a huge bowl of cottage cheese over the cut up fruit...Jordan is having a hard time with the pineapple...Jeff says she butchered it, he walks off and comes back, him & Michele discuss how they have been trying to be creative with the slop...Jordan at this point is using her hands to cut up the pineapple and Jeff says "just get in there Jordan"...Jordan says she is, it's getting on her nerves...Jeff finally realizes he got Jordan the wrong melon, a honeydew instead of a cantaloupe, does she want the other one?...Jordan says to not worry about it...Jeff goes outside.




Baked Ziti banter

7:30-7:39pm


Jeff is sitting in the BY eating slop with Kevin and Lydia...Jordan walks out,eating a cookie with milk...Jeff teases her about the fact she made ziti, he says "I hope you get food poisoning" 🥴


Jordan rubs it in asking how it looked (good) and then says she'll make it after they're off slop...Jeff says she's going to (have to) make shit because she's not eating his shit no more when she's off slop, they're finished...


Jordan says she was just in the mood to make stuff, she was making stuff when people were sleeping...Lydia says she was awake...Jordan, rubs it in even further saying she's full though...Lydia says "oh, that's nice"...Jordan slyly smiles saying "that wasn't a stone" (suuuurrrre)


Jeff says "what are you doin' out here?'...Jordan walks to the hot tub saying "coming to say hey"...Jeff says "yeah? go back with your new friends, we're talking about HOH and how we're getting you out of here" LOL


Jordan says "you're cut off!!"

Jeff, who slyly smiles at Lydia, says "from what?"

Jordan says "from you, from me"

Lydia says "from your new cool kid, watch movie, winning club?"

Jordan says "there's a lot of stones being thrown at me today"...giggles..

Jeff says "what a motherfu**er" 😬


Jeff finishes his slop and announces "done!"...Kevin asks if it was decent?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Lydia says she'll make something later if he wants, she gets up and leaves...


Just after 7:32pm cuter banter begins...

Jeff, looking at Jordan, says "yeah, you!"...Jordan does the "you're cut off" hand motion...Jeff, referring to the hot tub, says "that's where you're going, in the bottom and throw all your left over food in there too"

Jordan says "I was in the mood to make food!"

Jeff tsks and says "I can't believe you...it does hurt"

Jordan who unbelievably can't understand says "why?"

Jeff points to his heart💙 ...Jordan says "cuz I cooked food?? "...Jeff says "first time ever!?...you don't even wait til the first day I'm on slop, you wait til it's starting to hurt, like mid-week and then you just stick it in there with all the cheese and stuff, when I said I wanted PASTA!...that was the zinger, I told her last night I got the biggest taste for pasta so subconciously and you know I like cheese so subconciously you made that pasta and I saw extra cheese on there!"...


Jordan is saying she was bored, no! omg, he's thinking too hard into this...Jeff says "oh yeah?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says I know what's going on"...Jordan says "I was bored and I wanted to make something and that's what my mom always makes so I was like, I'll make baked ziti"...Lydia chimes in that they've been there for a month and she's never made it (I agree, it was mean)...Jeff says "don't blame us for being a little suspicious"...Jeff glares at Jordan...


Jordan says "suspicious of what?"...Jeff says they know what's going on, he wants the code for majority/minority the other side is using LOL Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she knows they've talked about it...


Jordan says "you're starting to piss me off" 🥹 Jeff says "yeah? I'm just playing, take it easy"...they give each other looks and Jeff says "I'm just playing, relax"...Jordan says "yeah and say it in front of them like that"...Jeff says "who cares about Lydia, she's going to go start rumors"...Jeff explains they were talking for real about majority/minority...Jordan asks if they think it's this Thursday?...Jeff thinks so...they talk a little game...Jeff asks if he told her that he was talking to Kevin the other day...Jordan says Jeff doesn't tell her anything 🤨 Jeff says "I tell you everything Jordan...for real" aww 💙


Jeff explains the convo he had with Kevin, Jordan doesn't quite get it but Jeff says the point is that Kevin wants it known that he & Lydia aren't as tight as they seem...they then talk about Michele a little and Jordan gets in the hot tub, sweet Jeff gets her a towel and then he leaves to get some coffee...


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