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Day 43 of BB11 Feeds

August 21



You know when you know

12:43-12:47am


Jordan is still out in the BY talking with Natalie, Kevin & Russell...they are talking about cheating and trusting men...Jordan reiterates that her mom told her that men think with their penises not their heads...Jordan says these days it's harder to trust men...Kevin says not to go too far on the pendulum, too trusting all the way to never trusting a man, it's hard to find the middle...Kevin says you just need to find the right guy and hold onto that guy.


Jordan says you know how you hear people say all the time..."you know when you know"...Jordan says her aunt says yeah, you just know, you just click with that person...Kevin and Natalie agree and say it's that way for them.


Kevin then says..."do you know with Jeff?" 🧐...Jordan gets embarrassed, giggles and turns 3 shades of red while Natalie gives her a hard time for not kissing Jeff after he won HOH (good! Natalie's right) ...Jordan says "we're just friends, we're just friends...he's a good friend" 🙄 She says that he is someone she would hope would keep in touch with, then she says she would like to keep in contact with everyone there (we all know how that turned out in both aspects )




Hawaii & sex 

1:08-1:12am


Jordan, Natalie & Kevin are sitting outside talking, they are hoping they win some extra cash or prizes still...Kevin says that he thinks there will be more prizes...Natalie doesn't think so and Jordan thinks maybe...just as Kevin starts saying there's already been a vacation, Jeff comes back outside and Jordan makes a point of saying "wait! the vacation...Jeff's..." (meaning he won the vacation)...

Jordan then says they got in a fight last night about it. (I was not a fan of Jordan telling the others their personal business, it drove me nuts and later on we see that it drove Jeff nuts too. I know it was part strategy but...)


Jeff heads over to the hot tub...Kevin and Natalie don't bite on what Jordan has said, they keep talking about the prizes...Jordan raises her voice saying "we got into an argument about it, we really did, I got all salty about it"...Natalie gives Jordan the attention she's seeking and says "well he can take you with him"...Jordan says "no! he was basically telling me he wasn't going to take me with him and then I got really mad"


Jeff walks over to the fridge area to get a towel and says that first of all Jordan asked him if he was taking her with him and he said he didn't know and she was pissed, like he didn't really say he was going to take her...Jordan admits she got mad, really mad...Natalie says "hell yeah! a trip to Hawaii"...Jeff goes back to the hot tub area...Jordan says that then Jeff said it was all about the sex thing, about someone he would take...


Jeff says "no I did not say that!"...Jordan says "no not all about that but I took it as that he wants to take someone to Hawaii that he wants to have sex with and I got pissed!"...Kevin says "oh that's what that was about?"...Jordan continues "and I was like oh, so you don't want to take me, you'd rather, because I'm not going to have sex with you, you'd rather take somebody else you'd have sex with"...Natalie points out that you never know, you're in Hawaii, you never know what will happen...


Jordan says "yeah I know BUT like I said the only thing is I'm going to have sex with someone is (pause)"...Natalie says "someone you're committed with and in a relationship with"...Jordan says "right"...Natalie says she agrees 100% with that...Jeff who is in the hot tub now says "what'd you say?"...Natalie repeats what she said...


Jeff says "yeah OR if you go to Hawaii" LOL


Kevin says "nooo"...Jordan says "no Jeff just because you go to Hawaii, you're just like romantic whatever, you're not gonna have sex, you may fool around, blow jobs, whatever, but you're not gonna have sex" (hmm I thought blow jobs were sex! LOL)...Jordan giggles and Jeff cracks up!...Jordan's BUSTED!


Natalie says so that means if Jeff takes her there's a chance for that LOL and who knows would that would lead to...Jordan backtracks saying no sex, she's serious, she's just saying...Jeff says he can get blow jobs in Hermosa. (Oh Jeff lol) Kevin and Natalie laugh along with Jeff...Jordan says it just pissed her off, she doesn't know why...Natalie says she knows what she is saying.


Jordan says that Jeff said "well if I don't win or you don't win, you know, if you win, you can pay for yours"...Jeff says that Jordan said " well we're just friends" and Jeff said "fine, we're just friends, you win the 500 thousand, I'll take you, you pay for everything and I'll take you to Hawaii, just as friends, isn't that fair? all the trip's on me and all the spending money's on you, you have 500G's" (yep Jeff has a point, she did say they were just BFF 😉) ...Kevin says that's a good deal...Jordan repeats she got pissed while Jeff says they're friends and don't have to worry about sex...Kevin and Jeff agree it's split then...Jordan says "cuz I know he's going to be trying to hump me all of the time but..." Jordan giggles and says she's just kidding...Jeff says "it is Hawaii" 🏝️


Natalie says it's romantic you know and no cameras...Kevin says "on the beach"...Jeff says "you just said you liked the beach and stuff"(Jeff was paying attention earlier ☺️) ...Jordan says "I do!"...Kevin says they have crystal clear water beaches...Jeff says oh yeah, it's irresistible, inevitable, he should say 😉...meanwhile Russell comes outside and joins them, they start talking about the trip in general...


Natalie says it was a nice prize...Jeff says 5G's is nice too but he likes to travel and he knew that would ensure he would travel, if he got 5G's he'd blow it or just use it for something else...Natalie thinks the trip is worth more than 5G's since it's a trip for two...talk turns...




Cookie dough & hair stuff

1:16-1:19am


Jordan has gone inside but comes back out and heads to the hot tub to talk to Jeff...Jordan sits down and says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothin"...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot...Jordan says "is it?"...Jordan says when she had stuck her feet in the hot tub and then went to take a bath it was so weird...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says she kinda wants to eat but she's like noooo...Jeff says "cookie dough?"...


Jordan says "no, you got cookie (dough), did you even ask for that?"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "you just got it?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan awww's...Jordan asks if her teeth are red (from the wine)...Jeff says no, they're scary white

Jeff says "are you going to put your shit back upstairs?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "like put your hair stuff" LOL Jordan laughs and says "cuz you wanna use it" 😊


They get quiet then Natalie says they can BBQ tomorrow...Jordan says Jeff and Russell can BBQ chicken and they can have BBQ sandwiches, omg that sounds so good, they both marinate good steaks...they get quiet again and then Jeff mentions his back hurts...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's from the competition...Jordan gets up and leaves...




Jeff talks about his parents

1:24-1:26am


Feeds return to Jeff in the hottub, he's talking to Russell who is sitting on the couches...Jeff says "I'm close (to) both my parents, real close"...Russell asks how old Jeff's dad is?...Jeff says "64, they're both 64"...they are quiet and then Jeff says "my dad's not a big talker, my Ma tries to, likes to talk sometimes but"...


Russell asks if his dad is a quiet guy?...Jeff says "yeah, my dad is real quiet and mellow, oh yeah, so mellow and so not me, non-confrontational, like laid back, reads books...I think I got it from my grandfather on my Ma's side, everyone says I'm exactly like him"


Jeff then says "my Ma's real quiet lady, real quiet, like"...Russell asks "both of them are quiet?"...Jeff says "yeah, my Ma will talk to you but so sweet, everyone's like your Ma's a saint, like all my friends are like your Ma is the nicest lady I ever met" 😊


Russell, who always seemed obsessed with Jeff's dating life 🤨, asks if Jeff ever brought home girlfriends to meet his parents?...Jeff says just a few, you know...Russell says only one of his girlfriends have seen his parents...Jeff looks down and says "oh yeah well that's something, you know.......only a handful"


Russell then wonders why they didn't put a picture of Jeff's bro (in the HOH room)?...Jeff says "yeah me neither, my sister in law, they both signed"...feeds go to fish...




Jordan moved her stuff in

1:57-2:02am


Jeff has just been in the hottub, he's sitting on the BY couch having a smoke...Jordan comes out to join him...Jordan tells Jeff that at least he got a bottle of wine, all she got were 2 margarita coolers, she then says she still can't believe the pics in his HOH room are of him...Jeff says what if they're not? 😅


Russell who is about to play pool says he agrees, they don't look like him...Jordan rubs Jeff's back in a congratulatory way...Jordan asks why Jeff's vitamin water bottle smells the way it does?...Jeff says "like what?"...Jordan says "pineapple"...Jeff says because it was pineapple, he just poured water in there...


Jordan says she hopes Jeff doesn't mind that she moved all her stuff in there (HOH room)...Jeff is busy reading a bottle label and isn't listening...Jordan cutely says "hellooo?"...Jeff smiles and says what?...Jordan repeats what she said and Jeff says it's fine, he doesn't care...Jordan rattles off all the products and paraphernalia she brought up there, it's basically like her room...Jeff says it's fine, he wasn't going to put anything in there, he only put a couple of things in there...


Jordan gets called out by BB for mic obstruction...Jeff says she thought she was going to get called to the DR...Jordan says it's 2am, she's about to go to bed, she's tired...Jeff says he's going up too, he has to take a shower...Jordan tipsily says "nooo, I'm about to take one"...Jeff says to take a bath...Jordan says "yeah that is true"...


Jordan is tipsy because she says something else to Jeff and just zones out lol Jordan says Jeff's tattoo reminds her of Nick Lachey off of 98 degrees...Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says she loves how Jeff is giving her "looks"...Jeff says what? he's thinking...Jordan wants to have a conversation with Jeff...Jeff says they'll talk all night...Jordan says no because it's late...


Jordan says there will be nothing to do tomorrow, it will be weird...Jeff wants to listen to Bob Marley....she says all she feels like doing is eating cook...she stops herself and says isn't it funny how they put cookie dough in there for him?...Jeff says they put it in there for her...Jordan says they're helping a sister out...


They get quiet again and Jeff leaves to go take a shower...




Jordan’s tipsy/Jeff asks what she talking about/Aww man

2:07-2:13am


Jordan and Jeff are in the HOH bathroom talking...Jordan is going over the HOH comp and how Russell was so competitive and wanted to beat Jeff so badly...she tells Jeff he has a big decision on his hands and she wants to guess what he is going to do...Jordan says Jeff is going to put up Natalie & Kevin and then if the opportunity arises he will backdoor Russell...Jeff says yeah, that's pretty obvious.


These two are like a "who's on first" skit here, so freaking hilarious...


They hear a noise...Jordan asks what it was?...Jeff says it sounded like a demon...Jeff says not to worry he's got all this holy water...Jordan says she knows, she'll sprinker, uh, sprinkle it from her left to her right, she laughs.


Jordan softly talks game to Jeff while he uses mouthwash and starts getting ready to take a shower...Jeff farts...Jordan starts making no sense LOL!...Jeff doesn't understand what she is talking about...she is confusing the weeks...


Jordan says Jeff isn't following her...Jeff says he's not...Jordan explains and asks him "so what are you saying?"...Jeff just stares and says you just said it! this week just started 3 hours ago...Jordan says your noms are tomorrow...Jeff repeats what his noms will be and what's going to happen...Jeff says why are you talking about next week? I'm talking about this week...Jordan says she is saying about this week...Jeff says what are you talking about?...


Jordan talks about someone getting evicted this week and Jeff says "do you know what you're talking about right now? At all?"😂...Jordan says "Jefffff, quit!"


Jeff says "do you know what you're saying or no?" ...Jordan says ""listen, ok...so...if we get....the......if we...ok, let's say one of those people go home...that's one more person down right?...but then if we get the chance...we can backdoor it." Jeff gets a towel and says "I'll talk to you later" LOL...he gets the towel saying "are you drunk?"...Jordan says no...

Jordan says she loves how he's just ignoring her...Jeff says because she's not making any sense!...Jordan says "hellooo?....Jeff?"...Jeff says "what?"


Jordan says he is so rude sometimes...Jeff makes a cute face while walking towards Jordan saying "I'm not rude"...he pretends to slap her but just brushes her face...Jordan says he is, he's rude sometimes...Jeff walks towards the shower...Jordan is listening but wants to go over the scenarios ...Jeff says he knows the scenario...Jordan knows but she's telling them to him...Jeff says he wants to take a shower and they can talk later, please?...Jordan says fine.


Jeff takes off his shorts in the shower and ummm, let's just say Jeff wasn't exactly standing in front of the frosted area of the door so he left little to Jordan's imagination ;) Jordan gets a good eyeful and starts giggling...Jeff asks her why she's laughing and then Jordan gets called to the DR.


Jordan says "AWW, MAN!" (obviously disappointed in having to leave what she was enjoying doing 😍)

Jeff asks for shampoo, Jordan goes to get it and asks if he wants the booster?...Jeff says yeah and asks her to bring the whitestrips up, she says ok and leaves...




Don’t tell me you’re going to quit tiff

3:12-4:29am


Jordan finishes taking her bath, turns off the lights and goes to bed...Jeff gets ready for bed and joins her...Jeff asks her if she wants to talk now? Jordan says yeah...Jeff leans over to her side and rubs her leg and looks intently at Jordan...Jordan asks him why he's looking at her like that?...is he putting her up? LOL


Jeff says yeah...Jordan says yeah right, I'll kill you...Jeff says "I told you I'd bring you to the jury house, that's it...it's the end of the line for you"...Jordan can't believe she won the veto...Jeff says he told her early on in the game their time would come, they would both win eventually.

They then start talking game...Jordan asks what Michele was up there talking about?...Jeff explains she wanted to know if Russell was safe...Jeff and Jordan go over the scenarios and the advantages/disadvantages.


Feeds go off them then return 10 mins later with Jordan going back up the stairs to the HOH...Jordan had been called to the DR and got the Crest Whitestrips for Jeff while she was down there.

They return to talking game, mostly about Russell staying or going this week and what would happen the following week...more scenarios 🤯 Jordan says the only thing she's scared of is her and Jeff being up against each other ☹️ Jordan is getting nervous...Jordan asks Jeff to turn off the TV, she reaches over and rubs his hair as they continue to talk game.


Talk turns to what each HG is best at competition wise...Jordan says she is terrible at puzzles and riddles...she says if the competition is like that she would just quit because she knows she wouldn't get it...Jeff gets PISSED! He says "don't fu**ing ever say you're going to quit!"...Jordan backtracks and says "not quit, but give in, let someone else win it, cuz I won't know it"...Jeff says to not say that and to not talk like that, he says "what do you mean you're gonna give in?...don't say that"...Jordan says she doesn't like how he is short tempered.


Jeff says "there's 6 people left, you're going to give up on a HOH...you're my partner, wtf are you talking about, you're gonna give up?" (insert hand motions lol) Jordan tries to explain she meant veto, Jeff says it doesn't matter, he doesn't want to hear that negative shit...you're gonna give up?...all his chips are in her, for her not to say she's giving up as his partner...Jordan says didn't she prove herself today?...Jeff says "yeah you did but don't tell me you're gonna quit...I'm not trying to fight with you here but don't ever tell me that...but I don't want to hear those words out of your mouth...out of my mouth...losers say that shit...you're my partner, are we going to the end?...you're going to quit at this point? at some event because you don't think you're good at it...don't ever quit......I'm not being short with you, I just don't like that mentality"


SILENCE 😨


After a minute Jordan quietly takes off her mic and gets ready to sleep, says goodnight...Jeff takes off his...SILENCE...Just after the 3:52am mark you see the covers move right by Jeff's side (his arms are above the covers)...it's Jordan's hand reaching over to touch Jeff. (awww)


After a minute or so, Jeff reaches under the covers and playfully swats her arm away and then rolls over to her side and says "I'm just playing"...Jordan says "don't be mad"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says he is, he's aggravated...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says all he's saying is to not quit...Jordan says she's not quitting...Jeff gives Jordan two gentle kisses on the cheek.


Jordan tries to explain herself again...Jeff says she's good, for her to believe in herself... Jordan says he's so short tempered and he gets irritated easy now, she tells him this every night, he gets more attitudes with her...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says he doesn't mean to...he doesn't like that shit...the you're gonna quit shit...Jeff says he's proud of her, she did great...Jordan says she's surprised she outlasted him...Jeff laughs.


Back to game talk again 😖 Jeff goes on a mini rant about Lydia. Jeff says who cares...she gawn...Jeff says once Jessie "pops her" a couple of times she will be fine 😯 Jordan says you know she is...Lydia will be all "I love you" to Jessie...Jeff says "I love you?" Jordan says yeah, you know she's going to...Jeff says as if Jessie is going to talk to her when she's outta here...Jordan says yeah right...Jordan says her voice late at night gets scratchy...Jeff says "raspy?...sexy"...they finally start getting sleepy, take off their mics, Jeff cuddles and Jordan says goodnight....


Jeff is restless, gets up to go to the bathroom @ around 4:15am...as soon as he goes back to bed he snuggles up close to Jordan (who is presumably sleeping)...he touches her neck and Jordan says "my neck, I have a pimple right here"...Jeff says he felt it, it's sexy. LOL


He snuggles closer and whispers "we came a long way Jordan" 🥰Jordan mmm, hmmm's.


Around the 4:25am min mark Jeff gets up again and goes to the downstairs in his undies (to get some pain meds)...he returns after a couple of minutes and rolls over to Jordan again and kisses her shoulder/arm twice...she's sleepy or sleeping at this point, doesn't respond...they finally fall asleep.




Jordan says Jeff’s friends would say YEAAAAHHHH

10:44-11am


Jeff & Jordan wake up and chat in bed...they talk about how in the beginning Jeff was so eager to get up when production would wake them up and how hard it was for some of the other HG's to wake up...they say how Casey was always up first, Jeff too...they can't believe that Russell and Casey were that close...Jordan says she bets Lydia is loving today (referring to being with Jessie)...Jeff says man, they're sleeping in after a long night of beating each other's junk up LOL...Jordan giggles.


Jordan says it's cool now to see Jeff's friends (in photos) because she would always hear him talking about them and how Jeff was treated in the beginning and then he got the wizard power and she could see his friends stand up at the tv cheering him on saying "Yeaaahhh!"...Jeff asks if she's sure people back home are watching?


Jordan says no, don't you see what I mean though?...Jeff says that I talk about them?...Jordan says "well no, that you talk about them, now that I see them, and then you know, like in the beginning when everybody isolated you as being mean to you, they're probably like why? Jeff's such a nice person and then how Jessie and Russell set that whole fight thing up and then you were on the bottom for so long and then Jessie thought he was so cool, and then you got the wizard power and got to evict him, I can see your friends, like at home, like cheering you on and being like "Yeaaahhh" you know?" Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Jordan says "never mind"...Jeff mimics Jordan "Yeaaahhh" :)


They laugh...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "no, that was cute, were you trying to be cute?"...Jordan says "I guess"...Jeff says "aww, that's cute then...yeaaahhh"...he giggles and says "nah, I'm just playing"


Love that exchange 😊


They then decide they need to stay downstairs more so that the other 4 don't make plans, they need to be in everybody's business...they talk a bit more game...Jeff wants to relaxi taxi...Jeff snuggles up to Jordan...Jordan covers her mouth...Jeff says you and your breath...Jordan says she needs to brush her teeth.


Jordan says she can only picture them in this house, not the jury house. (well she was right about that, they were never in the jury house together) Jordan turns to Jeff and snuggles one last time before getting up to go to the bathroom...when she returns she announces that Aunt Flo has finally arrived and that the PMS part is over...Jeff is relieved to hear that LOL




Jeff gets a thank you from BB

11:21am


Jordan comes inside from being outside with Michele...Jeff is getting a bowl of honey smacks ready...Jeff says he loves honey smacks :) Jeff does his little laugh...Jordan says she was sitting outside with Michele and she wants to lay out today for a little bit...Jordan heads upstairs to brush her teeth...Kevin is walking towards the bathroom, BB says Kevin, thank you!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says they are thanking him for getting up? he never got a thank you...Kevin does his little I got a thank you dance...Jordan keeps laughing...BB says "Jeff, thank you!"...Jeff says "yes!"...he feels so proud now. 😊




Cuz you love me :)

12:46-12:50pm


Jeff goes outside where Jordan (in the pool) and Kevin are...Jeff gets water from the fridge...Kevin asks him something about solitaire...Jeff asks "do you guys have that lotion over here?...Jordan says no, it's over by the dryer...Jeff says Johhrdan :) ...Jordan says that judge (?) is not funny...Jeff says you thought you were outta here?...Jordan says she did...Jeff walks away to get the lotion and says what made you think you were going to win?... Jordan says "cuz you love me" :)


Jeff says something inaudible about "Jeff"...Jordan giggles and says something about "Big Jeff"...Jeff says "big uncle Jeff" and then something inaudible...Jordan laughs and says "you should have seen my face, it was like too good to be true"...they laugh...


Jeff says Kevin doesn't believe anything he says any more...Kevin shakes his head and Jordan laughs...Jeff puts on his lotion and Jordan says it's kind of cold in the pool with the wind, where's the sun?...Jordan offers Jeff the blue raft and she will take the pink one, she's getting cold...Jeff says what does that mean? he's getting in the pool and she's getting out? ;) Jordan says no...Jeff asks if the pink one is warmer?...Jordan says no, it's just that the blue one she can lay on without touching the water...Jordan teases him about being too big for the pink raft but doesn't give up the blue one too easily...Jeff says she's making him crazy and yes, he wants it...Jordan laughs at Jeff getting in the pink one, she says he's too big for it...


Jordan says they can switch...Jeff says he's ok...Jordan says he looks uncomfortable...they switch...Jordan says it's clouding up...Jeff says it is a little bit, that's when they got burned last time, it was cloudy and thought they weren't getting sun...




Mimmo in the pool

12:50-12:53pm


Ed: I found it really interesting relating how Jeff describes Mimmo, his wife and new baby saying that Mimmo was married a couple of years before having a baby, he's really stable, financially set, etc. to the discussions about Jeff wanting to be stable and financially more secure with his career before moving on to having kids one day...


Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the pool...

Jeff lays on the blue raft and Jordan is in the pink floatie after switching...they start tossing around the beach ball...Jordan says she took 3 advils...Jeff says "3 for your crampers?"...Jordan says yes, they're starting again...Jeff says he took 2 for his back...Jordan asks "isn't it a pain being a girl? don't it sound like it?...Jeff says "yeah does it suck you mean?" LOL


They talk about the pros and cons of being a boy vs. a girl...Jordan says your period does, everything else no...Jeff asks why wouldn't she want to be a guy?...Jordan says because of the "ying yang" 🍆 ...Jeff says "ying yang twins?"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says it would be harder to be a boy and it wouldn't be fun...Jeff says "it's awesome"...Jordan says Jeff is saying that because he's a boy.


Jeff brings up how Mimmo had a little boy...Jeff says Mimmo was so excited, she doesn't understand...Jordan asks if they planned it?...Jeff says yeah, they were married for 2 years already, he does really good (financially), he's essentially his boss...Jordan says yeah, that's right...Jeff says he does really good, he's stable, financially set...yeah so, he had a baby...


He says Mimmo bought all these little Michael Jordan outfits, MJ is his favorite player of all time, so he's set for this kid even before he was out of the womb...Jordan says "oh, how cuuute" and Jeff says he's going to be spoiled rotten.


Jeff says maybe he can get him some Big Brother little t-shirts...Jordan asks if they make them?...Jeff doesn't know but he's sure they do, he could get one made...Jordan says it's cold in the water and she gets out...Natalie joins them...




 LJordan likes 40% of what Jeff likes

12:53pm


Jeff and Jordan have just finished talking about Mimmo, Jordan gets out of the pool, Jeff is still laying on the raft...


Jordan says she's going to sit with her feet in the pool, it's cold...Natalie joins them saying mmm, hmm...Jeff asks Natalie if the bikini she's wearing is the one BB gave her?...Natalie says yes...Jeff says you love it huh?...Natalie says she does, she really does...Jordan says it was the one she got when she was a hula girl, she wonders where BB got it.


Jordan sits down putting her feet in the pool...Jeff pushes himself over to where Jordan is to touch feet with her :) they play footsie...


Jordan says it's kind of shady...Jeff says they played P.I.M.P this morning...Jordan to be contrarian of course says "that's not a song I really like" 🙃


Jeff says "P.I.M.P? I love it, the reggae remix?"...Jordan says "I don't like it"...Jeff says "that's ok Jordan, you don't have to like everything I like, in fact you like 40% of what I like, not even half"...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "different strokes for different folks" :)


I'm with Jeff! 🇯🇲




JeJo have a good laugh over Natalie’s fear of bees

1:27-1:46pm


The HG's are sitting around and in the pool chatting...they are talking about Mexican food places, Jeff starts saying something about a Sopranos episode when Natalie goes berserk over a bee buzzing near her, she says "oh shit!"...Jeff says "oh there it is"...she screams "Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!!" wanting him to help her but he runs the other way ...they all crack up laughing over her hilarious overreaction...Natalie says she banged her head and it hurts...Jeff says "you gotta relax! oh shit!"...Jeff cracks up more!🤣


Kevin asks what she hit her head on?...Natalie moans in pain...Jeff says she has to relax around here, she's going to kill herself, hot tub and head injuries...Natalie whines that her head hurts....Jeff asks if she's laughing or crying?...Jordan asks if Natalie if she's ok?...Jeff and Jordan were thinking she was laughing at first...Natalie says Kevin was supposed to swat it away...


Jeff says if Kevin had swatted it, he would busted Natalie right in the face with it...Kevin says Natalie scared him...Natalie repeats her head hurts...Jeff says he thinks she hit the side of the chair, she was flopping around like a fish out of water...Jordan imitates how Natalie was yelling Kevin!

Kevin!...Natalie says that Kevin was supposed to be her savior not run away...Jeff cracks up again saying that Kevin bailed!


Natalie says they better not show that on TV (this was shown on one of the CBS shows, it was pretty funny)...Jeff says if there was a fire, Kevin would be pushing women and children out of the way ...Natalie repeats they better not play that...Jeff says how are they not? it's awesome.


Michele chimes in with her usual unfunny uninformed humor saying BB is going to do a montage of little bugs chasing "us" ...they ignore her lol...Jordan laughs saying that it was really funny...Jeff says Natalie pretends to be all tough but a bee comes around and she's yelling for Kevin (of all people)...Natalie says she is terrified of bugs, she cannot eat even a dead bug...Natalie begs BB not to play that...Jeff says they got it, they're out at the pool...they continue chuckling over it...Natalie says "oh God, that was scary"...Jeff repeats that Natalie looked like a catfish flopping around, it was so funny...Natalie cracks up.


Jeff asks why she's terrified? what does she think is going to happen?...Natalie says they will sting her...Jeff says they have no stinger...Natalie says they do something...Jeff says they do nothing...Natalie says just the noise freaks her out...they agree the noise isn't good...Jeff says she would be better off putting a towel over her face and nothing would ever happen, she should just do that and relax instead of flopping around and potentially breaking her legs...Natalie says she just wanted to get away from that bug.


Jordan brings up the Buzzworthy comp and how funny it was...Kevin says Jessie used him as shield to protect him from a bee...Jordan cracks up!

Natalie says Jessie killed it though...Jeff says yeah after he used Kevin to block it LOL ...they all say they were cracking up at that...Jeff says they got in trouble for laughing at Natalie who fell in the hot tub, the others called him an asshole...


Natalie says she didn't see Jeff laughing...Jeff says he cracked up! it was hilarious...Jordan says the sequence of events was so funny....Natalie says she was fully clothed and right before a live show...Jeff says that's good stuff...they revisit the bee/Natalie moment again...Jeff and Kevin compare Kevin's behavior to the Seinfeld episode where George pushed all the kids at a birthday party out of the way when a fire broke out ...they all laugh...


They talk about lightning bugs...Jordan says she hasn't seen any out here...Jeff says when he was a kid they used to hit them with whiffle bats, he feels bad now...Jordan says they used to catch them and take the light part off of them and make jewelry out of them ...Jeff says wow, she tortured them...Jordan says she used to be scared of them, you usually see them at night, you can put them in a bucket and it's cool, it glows...Jeff says you kill them when you do that...Jordan says "oh you do? I killed a lot" Oops!! Jeff says he did too...


They talk about chitlins, what they are...Jeff says it's the anal tract...umm yeah gross! they talk about intestines and the liver, then committing suicide, robbing banks...Jordan gets up because there are ants around her and sits on a lawn chair...Natalie says she could never do a competition where she had earthworms poured all on top of her, she just couldn't, her biggest fear is bugs...Jeff says he would freak out if it was hissing cockroaches, he would do it but not like it...Jordan mentions the episode of Fear Factor where the girl had to eat cockroaches...they talk about disgusting Fear Factor stunts...


Kevin asks if anyone watches Man vs Wild?...Jeff says that's his favorite show, he loves it...they talk about some of the gross stuff he does...Jeff says he's awesome...they talk about if they could do a show like that or Fear Factor?...Jordan says she could do Survivor because they don't have to eat gross stuff...Kevin says they do have those kinds of comps every season on Survivor (he's right)....Jordan says she wouldn't be able to eat roaches or spiders...they talk about tarantulas...


Jeff asks if anyone saw the Brady Bunch episode where they went to Hawaii with the tiki thing?...no response...Jeff says no one knows anything he watches, he feels like an outcast LOL!...Jeff talks about the episode (I know it!! )...Jeff asks if they've heard you eat so many spiders in your lifetime while you're sleeping...


Natalie sees a dragonfly and asks Kevin to whack it away...Jeff says "the dragonfly? no way! I'll fight you!" LOL Jordan laughs...Natalie says they bite you...Jeff says "no they don't!"...Natalie insist they do...Jeff says they don't, he lets them land on him...Natalie says "mosquitoes"...Jeff says they eat mosquitoes...Jordan says she thinks they do bite...Natalie and Kevin agree...Jeff says they're crazy...Jordan says no, Jeff is just wrong...


Jeff says he lets them land on him when he goes camping, they keep the mosquitoes away...Natalie starts freaking out a little again...Kevin says for her to stop...Jeff says "you want a larva under your skin? or a flower pot over your head?"


Jeff says he's pissed "they" killed the praying mantis earlier...Michele says they're cool bugs...Jeff says they eat other bugs...Natalie says any bug with that name needs to be killed...Jeff says "whoa"...Jeff tries to explain that it's praying not preying like a predator, it looks like it's praying :) ...Michele in all her infinite wisdom says it would be called a predatory mantis then Kevin says it's "preying" mantis not "praying" mantis...Jeff says it's not preying, it's because it looks like it's praying, that's why they call it that, don't ask him to spell but he knows that (Kevin was wrong!)


Natalie says she wants every bug known to mankind to be destroyed ...Jeff says you'd be dead...Jordan says she doesn't see the need of having them and once again the bee buzzes around Natalie and she has an absolute freak out!! Lots of laughter again......Jeff says "dude, you start crying!"...


Jeff says "it's not going to do anything to you! why do you think everyone is cracking up?"...Natalie whines why is it always following her?...Jeff says it knows, it senses fear...Jeff gets out of the pool...Jordan laughing says that Jordan calls for Kevin again!...Kevin says she should call for Jeff...Jeff says he was in the pool...feeds go to control room…




JeJo cute bathroom banter

1:49pm


Jordan is in the bathroom stall and Jeff comes into the bathroom...Jordan says "Jeff! I'm in here! I'm in here"...Jeff says he knows! he laughs repeating Jordan's urgency when saying "Jeff, I'm in here, I'm in here!"...Jeff asks if she's pooping?...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff asks why she didn't go upstairs?...Jordan says "why didn't you go upstairs?"...Jeff says "because, I like to keep it real"...Jordan walks out saying "God, I pooed and he's going to come in here and I'm changing my tampon"...Jeff asks if it smells?...Jordan says "no, it shouldn't?"


Jeff immediately goes for the neckage...

Jordan screeches oww and pushes Jeff away...Jeff jokes that he has to put some cologne under his nose so he won't smell it/her...Jordan uhhh's...LOL

Jordan screeches NO!! and hugs Jeff...

Jeff laughs saying "why do you say that all the time?"...Jordan won't let go and wrestles her arm over his head...Jeff says he has to pee and he has a back problem LOL


Jordan says he doesn't...Jeff says he does and he squirms away from her hold...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "nah, it's not that bad but it does hurt"...Jeff enters the stall while Jordan washes her hands...Jeff says that she shouldn't have put that Lysol shit in there...Jordan says "what? it doesn't smell"...Kevin hears her from the kitchen and says it smells like chitlins...Jordan says oh wait, hang on, what?...Kevin repeats and Jordan explains she was talking to Jeff who was saying her poop stunk...




Spanish choo choo train

1:50-1:52pm


While Jeff uses the bathroom, Jordan lifts her shirt and says she's bloated, she keeps patting her belly probably in the hopes it will make it flatter LOL...Jeff comes out and imitates Jordan saying "nooo", he flicks some water at her...Jeff says it was pee...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff washes his hands and says that it was pee he flicked on her...Jordan says eww...Jeff giggles saying nah, it was wet from his string (on his shorts)...


Jeff walks over to the towels to dry his hands...Jordan reaches out to him moaning her stomach hurts, she says "mi estomico"

She sits on the bed and Jeff says "your stomico?" LOL Jordan smiles...and says "yeah...speaking Spanish"...Jeff says "mui es" (?? )...Jordan whispers "mui es"...Jeff starts walking away saying "bien" (isn't bien French 🇫🇷🤣 )


Jordan asks "are you eating?", she jumps up and runs over to Jeff...Jeff says he's going to marinate some steakaroos...Jordan grabs hold of Jeff's back and says "for everyone?"...They walk down the hall like a choo choo train ...Jeff says "oh yeah, will you rub my back later? right there?...huh?"Jordan says mmm, hmm, she's craving pizza for some reason...


Jeff says "you promise?"...Jordan says yessss...Jeff says she can't half ass it...they walk around the kitchen counter and Jordan lets go...they start talking about what to eat…




Heavy game talk in the GR

3:31-3:46pm


And people said Jeff and Jordan didn't play or know how to play the game...yeah right! Just read/listen to this entire conversation...


Jeff joins Jordan in the GR...they talk major game regarding Jeff's nominations...


Jordan asks what's up?...Jeff says nothing, he wants to go over a couple of ideas...Jeff tells Jordan what he's thinking, he told Kevin and Natalie that he's putting them up as pawns and they weren't happy about that, they're not the target, Russell is...Jordan asks if they were mad?...Jeff says nah, they said he has to do what he has to do...


Jeff says that this means if one of them gets HOH next week, he's going up even though they're saying he's not the target but he has to go up so it will be Jeff and Michele, he can roll with that OR he can put up Russell and Michele and he can use the excuse of them not coming clean with him and that way they will have Kevin and Natalie on their side, he can then try to talk Michele down saying she's not the target.

Jordan says she's doesn't know if they should do the 2nd one but it's up to Jeff...


Jeff says he can ensure his and Jordan's safety with the 2nd one but can't ensure it if Kevin and Natalie go up...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Michele will come after them?...Jeff says well yeah, not Jordan but him :( ...Jordan asks if K&N said they would be 100% for sure with them if Jeff did that?...Jeff says no, K&N said why don't JeJo switch their final 4 deal to them four instead of JeJo with R&M, of course they're going to say that.


Jordan asks which two they have the best chance with?...Jeff says Michele is the smartest and Russell is the strongest...


Jordan says she was thinking that if Kevin got HOH next week, he would put up Jeff and Michele, the four of them could be playing for Jeff and they could get Michele out 🙁...Jordan says she wants Natalie here longer, she could be putting on her poker face...Jeff says she has sucked the whole game...Jordan says she wants Russell out now because the next comp will be endurance...Jeff says they're getting out Russell out either way...they wonder if they can trust Natalie? well they can't trust Russell and Michele either...


Jordan tells Jeff that Russell was staring at him outside earlier, it makes her think that he's plotting something...Jeff says he knows, he's going home...Jordan says but if Natalie is telling them they are both safe who is she putting up? Michele and who? will she put up Kevin?...Jeff says "no me"...Jeff explains that if Russell goes with him putting up K&N, then next week the only chance he has is if Michele or Jordan win HOH otherwise he's going up 😢...Jeff says that's not bad because Jordan can beat Natalie and Michele can beat Kevin...


Jordan asks Jeff if he told K&N he's backdooring Russell?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what they said?...Jeff says that he told them that he understands if they are upset, they tried to tell Jeff to put Russell straight up because everyone plays for the POV anyway...Jeff says he knows they are saying that but there might still be some vengeance from them sending home Lydia and Jessie, he has that in the back of his mind and Kevin told him there's no bad blood, obviously they don't want to be on the block...Jordan then lays out the exact scenario that happened 😢...Jordan says if Michele wins POV next week and takes herself off then she will go up against Jeff, one of them will go home 😞


Jeff says "what do you think is best?"...Jordan says they could keep Russell another week but then he could win HOH next week, that's why she wants him gone but if Kevin won, he would go after Russell and Michele...they go over voting scenarios and fear of Russell...Jordan repeats the scenario she just had just laid out and Jeff says that means Natalie has to go home this week...Jordan says yeah, one has to go home...Jeff says if one of K&N win POV then Russell goes up, if Russell wins POV then they stick to the final 4 plan and tell him they stuck to it.


Jordan worries about next week being endurance and Russell still being there, she knows her and Michele will hang on for a long time...Jordan is sketchy on Kevin but she does want to trust Natalie...Jeff wonders what Natalie will do though?...Jordan says she's kind of like a Lydia, dragging her along for cushion...


Jeff says that if one of them wins POV this week, then they save one of K&N and then backdoor Russell then HOH is Jordan and Michele against Natalie and Kevin which he likes the odds...Jordan says "you do?" LOL...Jeff says if Russell wins then Jeff will say that he stuck to their alliance and make him realize they never put him up on the block and didn't intend to...


Jeff says if Jordan or Michele don't win HOH he's going up with Michele, they have to win HOH...Jordan says she doesn't like this...Jordan puts Russell back in the voting scenario...Jeff says "what do you mean? Russell is going home"...Jordan says she's just saying if...Jeff says only if Russell saves himself...Jordan says she's trying to think of all the scenarios, she's sorry.


Jeff says if Russell stays this week then they send Kevin home and it leaves Natalie with them...Jordan thinks it might be better to send Natalie home leaving Kevin to be a target for Russell...Jeff says that's next week...Jordan apologizes again...Jordan says to put up K&N...Jordan says the more time goes on, the more she doesn't like Russell...Jeff says so they backdoor him this week then...they go over it again!🤯


Jordan says she didn't think she'd win POV this past week and she did...Jeff says they need HOH next week big time or else he's going up, he's worried Kevin is going to win HOH next week 😰...Jordan is worried Kevin is turning...Jeff says he told K&N he wasn't with them whole game so how is he supposed to trust them now? he wants to because he knows something is up between R&M but what is he supposed to do at this point, 2 people have to go up...K&N said yeah, he's right...Jeff ensured them they weren't the targets...


Jordan talks about Russell going straight up again...Jeff says he doesn't want to because if he puts him up and he wins POV then he is for sure going after Jeff the next week, if they don't make him the target Russell will think Jeff is on their side...Jordan says that will be the best move to save himself...OMG more scenarios, wash, rinse, repeat


Russell gets called to the DR and Jeff realizes he was standing near the GR...Jeff calls him a rat...Jordan worries he heard them, Jeff says he can't hear them...Jordan says he's nervous...they say that's his gameplan...Natalie opens the door and says it's just them two...they tell her she can come in there...Natalie asks if they're sure?...they say yeah and she does and more game talk happens… (MY HEAD HURTS 🤯)




JeJo get cozy in the GR before noms

4-4:39pm


Jeff & Jordan have just finished reassuring Natalie about noms. She leaves the GR and Jeff gets comfy under the turquoise blanket, he leans into Jordan and asks her if she wants to f**k around? LOL...Jordan - "Jeefff"


Jordan wants to talk game ...they go over who Jeff is going to nominate, the various scenarios, etc. The feeds go off them for about 2 mins...


Jeff & Jordan continue talking game and when Jordan says that they have to keep this just between them...Jeff says "oh yeah...you want to seal it...with fooling around?"...giggles from Jeff


He then says "I gotta new handshake...come here" LOL! (Jeff looks so hot here 😍) Jordan just giggles and hangs onto his arm, rubbing it...


Back to game talk ...Jeff says if Russell hadn't have voted for Jessie (during the coup d'etat vote) and sent a vote for him to the jury house when he had just saved his ass, it would be a different ball game but he can't forget that, he doesn't trust him...Jordan reminds Jeff what happened when Russell was called out outside...Jeff says that Russell couldn't answer Jeff honestly about what happened in the SS room...Jeff says Michele is a liar, a sure way to know Michele is lying is when she says "I can't remember"...that's a lie...Jordan agrees and says it was funny when Jeff told Michele that next time she needs to jot it down on a piece of paper :)


Jeff says if they get rid of Russell and then either Jordan or Michele wins HOH next week then they are good...Jeff says it's hard to get him and Jordan through this...Jordan says "don't feel like you have to (carry me)" and Jeff says "no! tsk, yes I do have to...what are you talking about? I would never, fu**in'...I would never backstab you, no way"


Jeff then, as a joke, makes a face like he might entertain the possibility and then turns to Jordan with the biggest smile, grabs her chin and says "I wouldn't, no I wouldn't...we could do this...if we couldn't do it, I would tell you, we have to split up or do what you have to do, I understand, you know....we can do this, for real and you know I'm not blowing smoke up your ass so we can do this" 😊


More game talk looking into the weeks ahead...Jordan says if she is sent to the jury house she will die...Jeff knows, he starts going over scenarios...then they start counting cans and stuff in the room...


Jordan cozies up to Jeff and puts her head near his shoulder...Jeff starts getting sleepy and closes his eyes...Jordan is drowsy but awake...she holds Jeff's arm with one hand and with her other hand she rubs his thumb continuously


Occasionally Jordan smiles…

They are the picture of sweet closeness ♥


Jeff gets called to the DR…





Jeff - "You look sexy as hell”

8pm


Jordan walks into the kitchen, she has just taken a bath and is wearing her Easter egg towel...Jeff is in the kitchen getting a drink.

Jordan says doesn't she look like Easter?

Jeff "you look sexy as hell"🔥

Jordan "Jeeffff"

Jeff "what?"

Jordan slaps the counter "oh my gosh"

J&J laugh 😂


Jordan complains about her cramps...Jeff tells her to take one of Natalie's pills...Jordan says she's going to bed early tonight...Jeff says he's not going to stay out too late either...they laugh over that...Jeff says he has work in the morning...Jordan says work, work, work...Jeff says he has a big closing tomorrow at 8am in the city.


Jordan asks Jeff where he was?...Jeff says he was in the DR...Jordan asks how it was?...Jeff says "it was awesome, they were like how is Jordan?...I was like, 'fu**in so sexy'🔥😍


Jordan says yeah right...Jeff pinches her cheek and says "Jeefff"...Jordan walks to the SS room as he walks towards the BY and he says (referring to the DR) "I'm like we fu**in' made out all night, it was awesome" 😅




JeJo’s biggest fears

8:02-8:10pm


Jeff comes outside & sits on the mini fridge to have a smoke. Natalie & Michele are in the hot tub, Russell is laying on the couch.


Natalie asks Jeff what his biggest fears are...Jeff says something inaudible and then Natalie says something physical like bugs or fire...Jeff doesn't know, he's scared of all those things but he tries not to live his life with fear...Jeff says obviously no ones likes to drown or be in a plane crash, those are no good...


Jeff asks Natalie what hers is? Natalie goes on about her bug fear...Jeff poses an interesting question - would she give up having children knowing a bug would never touch her again?...Natalie isn't sure what to say but admits she wants kids...Jeff says obviously bugs aren't her biggest fear then.


Jeff says his fear is not having kids, dying before he has a chance to have kids.


Natalie says he has lots of time...Jeff says not if tomorrow he slipped in the pool and cracked open his skull...Jeff says what if you won the show and died in a plane crash the next day?...Jeff says Jesus and knocks on wood. Jeff now wants to talk about birthday cake. :)


Jordan comes outside a few minutes later, Natalie asks her what her biggest fears are?

Jordan says her fears are being buried alive, drowning, being caught on fire or dying alone.





I’m going to eat you up...sexy ;)

8:09pm


Jeff is outside talking to Natalie about fears & perfect day scenarios.

Jordan comes outside and walks up to Jeff holding her arms out...Jeff says "I'm going to eat you up sexy" 😍

Jordan turns away smiling and says "Jayeff"...Jeff laughs....




Quick hot tub massage

8:50-8:54pm


Jordan massages Jeff's neck in the hottub...


Jeff asks her why the special treatment?..Jordan says nothing...Jeff says he'll just keep quiet and enjoy then...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot for him and he gets out...




Jordan checks in with Jeff

9:49pm


Jordan comes out of the DR and heads straight to the HOH room, telling Russell she is going to bed, she's cramping, she walks in and heads to the bathroom where Jeff is taking a shower, she says "hi!"...Jeff says "hey Johrdann"...Jordan says with a smile "what's up?"...


Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says "I was sleeping and then they called me and then I went in the DR"...Jordan walks out of the bathroom and continues saying "I'm going back to bed" and she gets in bed while Jeff finishes up showering…




Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 1

10:02-10:13pm


Jordan is in bed in the HOH (she's crampy)...Jeff comes up..."Johrrrdannn"...Jeff grabs a drink and some raspberries from the fridge and sits on the bed, he starts eating the raspberries and playing solitaire...Jordan says Michele is getting on her nerves...Jeff says he knows and that is why he likes it up there...Jordan puts on her mic and starts talking game...


Jeff says he feels awesome because he showered and he's clean...Jordan asks Jeff if she likes the tie dyed shirt Lydia made her especially since she just sent her home?... Jeff asks Jordan if she likes the sweatpants he has on that he wears every single day? LOL


Jordan says they all do that...Jeff says they're scumbags Jordan says people don't care...

Jordan and Jeff share an inside joke...Jordan says she's kidding...they both laugh...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "what?" and Jordan says "were you waiting on me to say that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "yeah, I like it kind of"...Jordan asks "do you?"...Jeff says "mmm, hmm...at first I didn't like it but now I kind of like it"...Jeff says he says things on purpose so that she will say it.


Jeff asks Jordan how Peyton says raspberries?...Jeff farts ...Jordan says he's the gassiest person she knows...he insists he isn't normally...they go back to game talk...Jordan sees Michele on the spy screen looking at the memory wall and Jeff says she's probably memorizing things for tomorrow's comp...Jordan says oh, really?...Jeff says that Jordan should memorize stuff too...Jordan thinks that is more for later on in the game...Jeff says then don't study that, actually he says for her to do it, it wouldn't hurt...Jordan goes back to game talk


Jeff tells Jordan that Russell told him outside that he is sticking to the deal and that he's true to his word, he will not put up Jeff...Jordan says well then he's putting her up...Jeff says "I don't know if I trust him or not, I'm just telling you what he said"...Jeff said he appreashed...Jeff says "I'm sorry if I don't have an exit, I'm sorry if every fu**ing scenario involves me being on the block"...Jordan looks intently at Jeff...Jeff says "at some point one of us has got to go on the block, ya know what I mean?"


Jordan says Russell is going to target her because she is short with him, he gets on her nerves and she doesn't like being around him...Jeff says the plan is sticking, they have to see who wins the POV...Jeff asks how they should deal with Michele?...Jordan says to tell her they will explain later...Jeff says not to do that because Michele was questioning that very thing earlier, he tells Jordan that you can't put things into that crazy bitch's head…


Jordan says "quit getting an attitude with me...I hate when you raise your voice at me"...Jeff says (with a raised voice, lol) that Jordan needs to tell Michele then, that Jordan is always telling him to tell everybody things and then he's the one that everyone wants to get out of the house, he says that Jordan says "you tell it" and then she sits back and bakes cookies...Jeff says "forget it, you start fu**ing telling people...I'm serious..you tell her, I can't deal with her"


Jordan rises up in bed and says that she figures that Jeff always tells her that she tells too much and he gets mad at her so she has him do it because obviously she thinks he can do it better than her, so sorry, ok?...Jeff smiles and giggles


and playfully gives her a kick to the head 🦶


Jeff calms down and says there's just a certain way you have to talk to people...Jordan mockingly says well then she'll make sure and come to him and ask him what she should say before she talks to people...Jeff says he's going to smash those rrrrrraspberries right in her face...Jordan says no, he's being rude, every night he's being rude!!...they take a break from bickering to laugh about Michele being up against the wall and her sweatshirt camouflaging her 😂 Jeff thinks it's funny that the DR watches their every move.


Jordan tries to get Jeff to talk about what he was talking about before but Jeff forgot and just wants to eat raspberries...he puts one on his index finger and puts it in Jordan's face...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jordan wants to get serious before he feeds her the raspberry from his finger...Jeff says he forgot what he was talking about, he puts the raspberry on his pinky this time and waves it in front of Jordan...


Jordan pauses and then decides to eat it 😄 Jeff says "oh yeah", smiles and makes the most priceless dreamy face...


Jeff says what? snapping out of his "state" LOL


Jordan tries to get serious with game talk again but to no avail...Jordan then puts a raspberry on her pinky to feed him...Jeff laughs and says you know they're going to put that, us feeding each other raspberries...Jeff eats one off of his pinky then the feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is eating hers but Jeff wanted her to do it sexy...she didn't LOL...


Jordan was called to the DR during the fish and gets up to leave, she says she's coming back up to talk, there better not be anybody out there...she asks Jeff if her hair looks bad?...Jeff says no, she looks outstanding...Jordan says Jeff paused...Jeff says he was going to say delicious, beautiful...Jordan asks if she should pull her hair back and Jeff whispers "I'll pull it back" 🤭😘 ...Jordan decides on wearing it down, she asks Jeff again...Jeff says they'll probably ask her one question so for her not to worry...Jordan leaves...




Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 2

10:15-10:27pm


Jordan returns from her DR session...Jeff is listening to Bob Marley and playing solitaire, he asks Jordan if she forgot something? (because she came back so fast)...Jordan says yeah but just wants Jeff to talk to her...Jeff says "you're already back?"...Jordan says "talk to me" (weird ? lol)...Jeff asks about what? he's listening to his favorite jam...Jordan just wants to talk but asks Jeff what he wants to talk about? 🤨


Jeff says politics? Jordan says she knows not one thing about that...Jeff says to hold on, he's having a jam game, he's going to win...Jordan is irritated that he wants to talk while playing cards...Jeff says she wants his full attention but when he gives it to her she doesn't have anything to talk about, does she see what he's saying?


Jordan doesn't respond so Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says what was she talking about?...Jordan asks him how he likes it so far being in his HOH room?...Jeff likes it...Jordan says for Jeff to tell her if he wants her to sleep downstairs...Jeff asks why would he want that?...Jordan says maybe Jeff wants to sleep by himself...Jeff says no, the bed is huge and he doesn't even know she's there, they crack jokes...Jeff says he's kind of used to her now...Jordan says "what, being around me?"...Jeff says yeah, that if she slept downstairs he would be like "where's Johrrdann?" 😊 ...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks her if she feels like that or is it just him?...Jordan says yeah...


Jordan then says if Jeff leaves, like if he left...Jeff forcefully says "if YOU leave"...Jordan says in her perspective if HE left...Jeff says if YOU left...Jordan says if he were gone...Jeff says if she left, if she left, she would go to the jury house...Jordan says she would be bored and she would be pissed...Jeff says "so, when you go to the jury house what?" and to stop putting him in that scenario.


Jordan deflects by asking why Michele and Russell are becoming BFF?...Jordan says Michele is getting an attitude today, she wanted to smack her...Jeff goes back to the rrrraspberries and they eat some more off their fingers...Jordan asks why they have hair on them?...Jeff doesn't know, he asks why they have eyebrows?...Jordan says they would look goofy without them...Jeff says so stuff won't fall in their eyes...Jordan asks if that's what they're for?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's assuming...Jordan says "no! be quiet!"...Jeff says he's serious...Jordan says "oh"...Jeff asks if Jordan wants more raspberries?...Jordan says no, she's thinking...Jeff puts them away and says he hates when people smack when they eat.


Then talk turns to game again...Jordan asks if Russell put her and Michele up against each other, would Jeff be the vote to decide?...Jeff asks who is still there?...Jordan says she's thinking if they are final 4, does Jeff think they are dumb for backdooring Russell?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's a decision they have to make and if him and Michele continue being chummy it's going to be a real fu**ing easy decision to make, he'll tell her that...Jordan says they've been chummy all week and Michele is getting an attitude with her...


Jeff says "well she can chum on my nuts" 🤣 Jordan says maybe it's because they think she's in power and she comes up to the HOH room, she's been ignoring them and Russell asked her what was wrong with her, she's being quiet, he just annoys her...Jeff says he doesn't even look at him when he talks to him now...


Jeff asks Jordan for his cross that's on the bedside table...he looks at it and can't believe it's there, it's so weird...Jordan asks Jeff who gave him the cross?...Jeff says his parents gave it to him in 7th grade when he had his confirmation...Jeff explains the story about his stolen cross and how he got this one in replacement of it, he didn't bring it purposely to the show, he wears it out all the time, he takes it off only at night and stuff...Jordan asks if that's why Jeff is wearing the necklace he is wearing now?...Jeff says yeah, he didn't bring the other one purposely because BB told him not to bring anything too valuable that might get lost or something like that...Jeff says he doesn't want to wear it now...Jordan says to put it over on her side because no one is ever on that side...Jordan says she left some of her jewelry at home too...


Jeff gets up to look at the photo of him, Mimmo & Barry where he is wearing that cross...Jordan asks to bring it over to her, she looks at the photo saying oh, ok, yeah, then says the Jeff in the photo doesn't even look like him...Jeff says it does, just his hair is in his face but how doesn't it look like him?...Jordan says it just doesn't look like him, maybe it's his eyebrows being bushier but what she means when she says that is that he doesn't look like "Jeff", how she sees Jeff...Jeff smiles, he gets back in bed...


Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to listen to an awesome Bob Marley song?...she says sure but when she doesn't shift over quickly enough to listen to the headphones he gets irritated and takes them away and says "you lost" 😒 ...Jeff puts them on and Jordan rolls her eyes at him...Jordan says he's getting very umm...Jeff says she needs to make an effort sometimes...Jordan says she does make an effort...


Jordan says he's getting irritated with her...Jeff half giggles saying no...Jordan says she can definitely tell...Jeff says he's not saying he likes her but he can take her the most out of the house ...Jeff says he's just joking, he's not getting irritated with her...at all...Jeff says she just has to get focused...Jordan asks "what do you mean I'm not focused?"...Jeff goes off about how she needs to look at that wall sometimes because there might be questions about it, do him a favor and look at it, when he asks her to count some things, don't say she will count them next week because it doesn't matter because it might be tomorrow, these are important competitions coming up and if she is his partner moving forward she can't be saying she'll do it later, she doesn't feel like doing that or she's just going to quit if it's this competition...he's not down with that....


Jordan smiles and Jeff says he's not fu**ing around, he's being serious, does she want to win? does she want to come in 1st and 2nd or does she want to do that tomorrow or not even worry about it? how about she win, she can hang onto that thing for an hour, she needs to take it upon herself to win, win the POV because he needs help now, if they're going to make it together he needs help from her too.


Jordan says she doesn't want him to feel like he has to bring her along...Jeff says he wants to bring her along but he needs help...Jordan says she feels like he is getting aggravated...Jeff says he isn't...Jordan gets tongue tied trying to explain what she means but says that she feels like he thinks she is pulling him behind, she says for him to worry about himself then...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says she will do the same...Jeff continues shuffling and is upset...


Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to feel he's struggling...Jeff says he is not, he just doesn't want her saying dumb things, like she's not going to do things...Jordan says she won that veto...Jeff says that's good, continue to go forward...Jordan says duh! she won it because she thinks things over in her head, for him not to sit there and say she's not doing anything...Jeff says he's not but her attitude, she has to change her mindset into thinking she's going to win, think she's a winner, she's got to take things into control of herself...Jordan gives up trying to make her point...Jeff keeps on motoring saying that everything he is trying to do is to help her and if she doesn't want it then fine, they will split up, they'll go their separate ways...Jordan giggles...


Jeff says he's being serious, it's too late to do that anyway, they're a package deal...they're both stuck and he's going to make the best he can of it....Jordan squeaks "I'm done talking to you!"...Jeff says "get out of here"...Jordan says she is serious she is done for the rest of the night, he made her mad...Jeff says that he is just trying to make her better...Jordan has taken off her mic, she says she knows that and she rolls over...Jeff says she better put that thing on...




R&M Tiff - Part 3

10:27-10:35pm


Probably the funniest tiff they had all season...


Jordan has just rolled over away from Jeff...Jeff is onto her 😉 he says he knows what is happening here...she's going to put on her mic in 10 minutes anyways because she's going to say something so she might as well put it on now and save 10 minutes of their lives...


Meanwhile Jordan is giggling non-stop under the covers...Jeff asks what she's laughing at!?...Jordan raises her arm in frustration...


Jordan yells out argh!!...Jeff says "me!? yeah you!"...Jordan screechingly says "we fight like we're fu**ing married!" while continuously laughing...


Jeff says "no shit! and there's...what the f**k? I got tampons in the bathroom, I fu**in' argue every night and I get nothin' back on the positive side...this relationship sucks!" Jordan laughs and puts her mic on...Jeff says "I get all the negative shit". Jordan says she's not negative...Jeff says that's it, they're fu**ing around tonight. 😂😂


Jordan lays back down and says that she's on her period and she doesn't feel like being yelled at and that Jeff is Mr. Bossy always trying to tell her what to do, he makes her so mad and she is not in the mood right now to listen to all of that...Jeff cracks up!! He asks her how the f**k she is ever serious?...they both laugh 😂


Jeff wants to know what her point is?...Jordan continues to giggle and she reaches for his arm...Jeff says to at least pretend they are going to win, change her mindset...Jordan explains herself again...Jeff says she's doing fine...Jordan says Jeff is irritating her lately, it's at night he gets like that, it makes her mad...she says Jeff says he's a target but she is too...Jeff says "with who? please...people in the jury house?" ...Jeff says she is stuck with him...it's over.


Then he says for her to stop telling him that he's going to the jury house...Jordan says it's just a saying...he says for her to start plugging herself into that saying...Jordan says she's not going...Jeff wants positive comments...he asks her, to right now, say something nice...Jordan laughs and says "you loooook sooooo goood"😍...Jeff says a smartass comment? that's a negative...


Jordan says she is kidding...Jeff looks at her and waits...Jordan says "you wanna make out?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "see, I made you laugh"...Jeff says that wasn't a positive comment...Jordan says "I'm glad you're my partner"...Jeff says "what kind of partner?" LOL


That is enough for Jeff :) He goes back to playing cards and asks "do we need a 5 min. break from each other?"...Jordan says "why, do you want one?"..this makes Jeff totally crack up 🤣🤣 he says "holy f**k...you crack me"


Oh but Jordan says he hurt her feelings when he said that...(here we go again)...Jeff says because we need a 5 min. break?...Jordan says yes...Jeff laughs and doesn't know how to respond to that one...he says he wanted to hear a Marley song and regroup. Jordan says for Jeff & Bob to go listen to each other. Jeff boos that comment, it sucked...Jeff says he won't help Jordan no more, she can do whatever she wants...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "I love that face" 😍