September 14 Rachel wins BB13 by a vote of 4-3 from this jury Jeff wins America's Favorite Houseguest & $25,000

July 14 Game talk w/Dom 12:59 - 1:10 AM The feeds switch to JeJo just before the 1am mark...they're in the candy room talking to Kalia about plastic oranges and medicated deodorant...Kalia and Jordan both have some...Jordan says it's some green tea stuff from Elizabeth Arden, it works...they whisper a little game and then Kalia leaves...Jeff and Jordan compare tans and Jordan says they both look the same color. A minute later Dom comes in and they talk game which essentially means they both lie to each other about the game and their intentions ;) Just after the 1:08am mark Jordan thinks she hears something so game talk ends and they goof around...Dom asks them who he has a better chance with Daniele or Cassi?...Jordan thinks Dom means gamewise and says Danielle...Dom giggles and says it was a joke...Jeff says "oh, you mean to bang?"...Dom laughs...Jordan says oh, she thought he meant competitions...Jeff says he thought he meant to team up with, maybe he should try both LOL Dom leaves shortly after whispering that they'll talk later... Jeff warns Jordan not to listen to Rachel 1:10 - 1:19 AM Dom leaves the candy room and Jeff and Jordan start whispering again...Jordan tells Jeff about what Rachel told her up in the HOH room about Cassi, how she asked Jordan if she ever watches Cassi talking to Jeff and Brendon...FISH :/ ...when they return Jeff says to not let Rachel influence Jordan too much...Jordan says "how is she influencing me?"...Jeff says "when she talks she's kind of a nutball, ykwim?"....FISH :/ ...when they return Jordan is telling Jeff how Rachel said Cassi's always talking to Jeff (basically implying she has ulterior motives with him) Jeff tsks and says "she's paranoid, just generally paranoid, not paranoid within the game but she's worried about her reputation"..."are you that stupid? you think I'm that stupid to"...Jordan says "to what?"...Jeff says "to be a fu**ing idiot like that?" Jordan says she didn't say that, she was sticking up for him...Jeff says "well then good"...Jordan says she didn't pay attention to it...Jeff says she can say she's fine with Jeff, let her worry about her own guy, there's enough things to worry about in there besides her reputation. They start talking game again, they say that if they go up or B&R go up and they don't win POV they're fu**ed...Jeff asks Jordan if "that" question was to feel them out?...Jordan thinks so...they continue talking game & scenarios...Jeff reiterates Daniele is in the best position...they go over the golden keys and how they work...Jordan says everyone is going crazy...Jeff says it's early and already like this...Jeff then says "I have a feeling we're going to win HOH tomorrow" ;) Jordan says that's good...Jeff says he feels pretty confident that Jordan will make the shot because they're going to be nervous and then Brendon and Jeff can just slap it wherever ;) ...Jordan feels like her breath stinks...Jeff smells and says no...Jordan says everybody is stressing her out...Jeff says she's already on edge with her period...they quiet down… Knock on wood 1:18 AM - 1:25 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game...Jeff says as a whole house they'll vote to evict Porsche the 4th week because she's crazy...Jeff farts :/ ...Jeff says does anyone fart as much as he does?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says BB better not make a segment on his farting... Jordan says they probably have, they talk about it all the time...Jeff says in the DR?...Jordan says she hasn't said anything...Jeff says "liar!"...Jordan cutely says "no I haven't"...Jordan says she told the DR some things, like when she's listening or not, she never knows what Jeff is thinking but when she's not interested she zones out...Jeff says he does the same thing, he says he never listens LOL Jeff talks about Porsche again, how weird she is, he then says how he loves that Adam tries to talk circles around him...Jeff says "oh man"...Jordan says "I'm going to be so mad if we're separated this summer"...Jeff says "we're not, we're going to get it" and he reaches over and knocks on wood. ;) Jeff says if Jordan wins then there will them 3 the next week, they'll be gold...they whisper more game...FISH...feeds return with them talking about what time BB is going to wake them up...Jordan gets under the covers and gets Jeff to feel her just shaved legs...Jeff says "Smooth Jazz" :) Jeff yawns and Kalia walks in Hot Breath 1:55 - 2 AM Feeds switch to JeJo in the candy room...they are whispering in bed talking about Porsche knowing Janelle...Jeff says he doesn't even want to hear Porsche's stories...Jordan says she's such a liar...Jeff says he doesn't even care about her, he doesn't even listen to anything she says...Jeff whispers that Rachel and Dani were saying that Shelley is acting weird, they're getting all paranoid about her and he reassured them Shelley is cool. Jeff then tells Jordan that Rachel told him that she made a deal with Dom earlier in the week, this was news to him, how many deals did she make? and Rachel told her pretty much with everybody and Jeff was like what about them? she better not be throwing them under the bus...Jordan says Kalia said people were being paranoid, she didn't tell Kalia that Shelley was voting their way...Jeff says maybe Jordan shouldn't have said that it will make Kalia nervous, she should have told her there were others that were voting their way...more game talk and then Jeff says Jordan has hot breath LOL Jordan says sorry and Jeff giggles. Jeff says they're fine and everyone is getting too crazy...Jordan starts to snuggle up to Jeff but he sits up to take his shirt off...they stay quiet and pensive... Feeling good about today 9:34 - 9:43 AM Jordan joins Jeff in the candy room...Jeff is laying down and asks Jordan what everyone's doing...she tells him and then sits quietly...Jeff squeezes Jordan's leg and asks "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing, more silence...she reaches over and starts rubbing Jeff's hair, she says she didn't sleep good last night, did Jeff?...Jeff say yes, he was out...Jordan says she wakes up really hot, then she gets cold...Jeff doesn't understand why it's like that. Jordan keeps rubbing and says "I feel good about today"...Jeff says me too... Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's neck/back...more silence...Jeff suddenly turns and says "what are you thinking about!? you're freaking me out just sitting here"...Jordan giggles and sits up...they chit chat some more...Jordan says her slippers are falling apart...Jeff says what does she want to do about it?...Jordan says she still has the ones from BB...Jeff says "win HOH and you get a new pair, how does that sound?" ;) Jordan says it sounds great and she can see her mom...Jeff gets up, gets dressed and asks if Jordan wants anything?...Jordan says no, she'll wait to eat lunch, she doesn't want breakfast...Jeff asks if Jordan is coming out there?...Jordan says she's going to stay in the room for a bit...Jeff leaves. Frisky neck bites 11:19 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen talking to Rachel about cleaning. Jordan is washing dishes...Rachel leaves to go to the metal room...Jeff wanders over to Jordan and neck bites/tickles her... Jordan screeches as he continues... Jordan says that gave her chills...Jeff giggles and goes in for another one... They laugh...Jordan says Rachel was cutting Brendon's hair (in the bathroom) and she was sitting there taking a dump LOL Brendon comes over and Jeff pretends something is wrong with his hair...Jeff laughs...Jeff says his hair looks like a carpet right now...Brendon says Rachel has messed it up before and didn't tell him...then Jeff says something which is a running gag between them "forever's a long time" ;) Brendon says it is, let me tell ya… HOH lockdown cuteness 11:49 - 12:22 PM Jeff and Jordan remain close during the HOH lockdown...they're laying by the bed on the floor and have some cute moments... 11:49am Jeff asks Brendon if he's wearing his purple shirt or a throwdown? Insert "throwdown" explanation ;) 11:50am Jordan lays down by Jeff and plays with Jeff's belly briefly and puts her foot on Jeff 11:51am Jordan starts playing with the drawstring of Jeff's sweatpants as Adam, Jeff & Dom joke around 11:52am Jordan is flirty, she grabs Jeff's arm and kisses it, holds Jeff's hand 11:53am They all start joking around about Vit Tan Don and then Jordan puts her foot on Jeff 11:55am Jordan gets touchy again and rubs Jeff's foot & leg & then lets her guard down a little with this frisky move ;) 11:57am Jordan goes in for the big hug 12:07pm Jordan, after having left to sit on the couch, comes back down to where Jeff is and lays down next to him again. Movie talk ensues. 12:08pm Jeff asks Jordan about her favorite movie, she likes Blow and wants to rent it when they get out...Jeff says he'll just buy it for her...Jordan turns to hug Jeff again and Jeff snuggles in Things get quiet for awhile and Jordan continues snuggling into Jeff until @12:15pm Jordan starts getting a little too touchy with Jeff's chest...Jeff starts clearing his throat :P LOL and taps Jordan on the forehead to signal that things are getting a little too close ;) 12:20pm Jeff taps Jordan again so she can unlock her grip on him LOL but she cuddles even closer...Jeff giggles and says "what?"... 12:22pm Jeff and Jordan finally unlock, turn away from each other and try to get some sleep Jeff will buy Jordan’s favorite movie 12:08 PM Jeff and Jordan are laying together near the bed during the HOH lockdown...discussion about favorite movies...Jeff asks Jordan "what's your favorite of all time love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "I like a bunch...I like Blow"...Jeff says "yeah...(Jordan says she likes Pretty Woman)...that's in my top 5"... Jordan turns to snuggle with Jeff and says "when I get outta here I'm gonna go rent that"...Jeff says "you want me to just buy it for you?"...Jordan mmm hmm's...Jeff says "ok" :) (Detailed) Jeff will buy Jordan’s favorite movie 12:08 PM Jeff and Jordan are laying together near the bed during the HOH lockdown...discussion about favorite movies...Jeff asks Jordan "what's your favorite of all time love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "I like a bunch...I like Blow"...Jeff says "yeah...(Jordan says she likes Pretty Woman)...that's in my top 5"... Jordan turns to snuggle with Jeff and says "when I get outta here I'm gonna go rent that"...Jeff says "you want me to just buy it for you?"...Jordan mmm hmm's...Jeff says "ok" :) Waking up to Jeff/Eye Surgery/Grey hair 2:11 - 2:17 PM The HG's are getting ready in the bathroom for the live show...Jordan is drying her hair...Jeff waits his turn and then starts shaving...he starts shaving shirtless ;) ...Shelley is there and asks Jordan "Jordan do you have a hard time waking up and looking at Jeff every day?" :/ ...Jordan says "why?"...Shelley says "it's hard isn't it? when he walks down the hall"...Jordan giggles... Shelley says "I bet you just say put your clothes back on"...Jeff says in the morning it's a little rough...Shelley says "it's tough isn't it?"...Jeff says he's usually (he starts squinting)... They talk about Jeff having glasses and Jeff says that Jordan bought him the eye surgery after the show...Shelley aww's :) Jordan says she wanted to buy him something...Shelley says that's sweet...Jeff says he did help her win half a million dollars and he got eye surgery...they continue getting ready... Jeff mentions cutting his hair and says why is he so grey?...Jordan says she likes it, Jeff shouldn't dye his hair...Jeff says he's not...Shelley agrees that he shouldn't, men are allowed to get grey hair...Jordan says there's a guy in his 30's that comes to the salon and does it and it looks so fake...Jeff says it looks like a toupee...Jeff says he wanted to book a commercial that made him dye his hair and then when people ask him he'll say that they made him do it ;) Jordan touches the side of Jeff's hair and says there's more on the sides...Jeff says he notices it a lot more now, when he was 21 he had patches of it...Jeff starts shaving and the feeds go to trivia... Jordan wins HOH (Live comp) 6 - 7 PM Keith is evicted by a vote of 6-4. Voting him out are Jeff, Jordan, Danielle, Brendon, Kalia and Shelley. Jordan wins the golf comp HOH by scoring the lowest score of 3. :) Jeff says "yay love" and gives her a big hug after her victory! We’ll do it later ;) 7:39 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen preparing their food...Jordan is making a sandwich...Lawon asks her "what you eating J-Dog?"...Jordan says a John Gotti sandwich :) Jordan says to Jeff "aren't you proud of me?" Jeff says "I'm very proud of you...we'll do it later if you want" Jordan giggles and says "yeah right" ;) Jeff knows how Jordan is 10:02 PM - 10:07 PM Jordan and Rachel are talking in the candy room...Jeff comes in and says "how you feeling love?" ♥ Jordan says "I'm not crying so..." Rachel aww's...Jeff says she's just achy right?...Jordan says "you know how it is"...Jeff says "yeah, I know how you are" :) Jordan says it explains for 2 days why she was being so gripy and emotional...Jeff says she wasn't that bad...FISH...Rachel says to never play Jordan in putt putt, she plays a mean game...Jeff says "that was awesome" :) More small talk between them about the golf comp and how much time they practiced...Jeff says all that practice and he didn't get to play but he hopes that happens all the time...more small talk about when they went to bed and the HOH comp again...Jeff was happy Jordan got it, he admits he was nervous and was trying to relax too hard, the others cranked it and said they weren't nervous but they had to be if he was...Jeff says Jordan would be feeling a lot worse if she wasn't HOH...Rachel says that's true...Jeff says he told Jordan that him & Brendon had it to ease the pressure off Jordan...more whispering about the nominations and Dominic… Jordan gets her HOH room Thursday July 14, 2011 11:39 PM - Friday July 15, 2011 12:10 AM Jordan gets her HOH room! :) As Jordan exits the DR she calls everyone to come see her HOH room...Jordan yells out "let's go!", they all head up the stairs, Jeff is the last one to arrive...Jordan opens the door... Everyone starts looking around at Jordan's stuff, her pictures...Jeff says of one "is that your Dad?"...Jordan says it is...Jeff points out one saying to Jordan, "you look so different"...Jordan says "that's Brooke's wedding" :) Rachel says "aww, Jordan you look so beautiful"...Jordan shows everyone it's her friend Brooke's wedding and that's her mom...Shelly says Jordan looks gorgeous, it's a great picture...yep it is! They fawn over Jordan's childhood pics and then Jordan explains one pic is of her aunt and her two cousins Tori & Blake...Jordan's CD is Tim McGraw greatest hits...they continue talking about pics...Brendon has come back with Porsche who was forgotten LOL Jordan reads her letter after asking if they all want to hear it...they all do...Jordan says she won't cry this time and she doesn't... Jordan's family misses her, hopes she's doing well, they had a great 4th of July, Maggie misses Jordan and keeps messing in Peyton's room (poop dropping lol), they tell Jordan to say hello to Jeff, they wish him good luck too, they want Jordan to enjoy herself and not worry about one thing, they're doing the same old, same old, Peyton's pet sitting business is taking off and Miss Megan got a feather and is looking Gucci :) they all miss her and will see her soon. Things get quiet and start getting awkward LOL Jordan says they don't have to stay up there ;) Jordan shows off her goodies in her mini fridge and her basket, she starts talking about her mean mug face pic...fish...they laugh about how Peyton got the shaft again with no pics...fish...Jeff feeds the fish :) while they discuss her CD...fish...fish discussion...food discussion...Shelly takes some cereal & chips downstairs...they talk about the new gas station/BBQ place that opened up near her house...more random weird talk...Jeff points out Jordan has new slippers...Jordan says they're better than their old ones...Jordan tries them on and they're snug...Jeff says to get a different size...Jordan says she will, her and Rachel discuss HOH slippers ;) More random talk about Dom snoring...Jeff is happy he won't be around snoring tonight, yay! and then he gently suggests it's ok for everyone to scatter, they don't need to stay up there ;) they start talking about how awkward it can be when you don't know when you should leave hint hint...no one takes the hint...they start discussing how see thru the shower door is, the HOH robe and back to Jordan's pics...fish...when the feeds return everyone is finally filing out of the HOH room except for the vets...Dani leaves shortly after as well leaving Brenchel up there with Jordan...Brendon is excited to find out that the spy screen now looks into the purple room as well...Jordan leaves to get her stuff, Rachel offers to help her...they leave and Jeff re-enters bringing in his stuff...

August 3 MFlirty look/Shy hand holding 12-12:06am Jeff & Jordan are outside with Lydia, Kevin & Michele. Jeff starts picking stuff off Jordan's jean's back pocket, Jordan says she's had them since 10th grade...she then says she had to take the logo off them, she had Lucky (brand) jeans and she had to take the logos off them in the hotel room (for the show)...Jeff starts singing and then sticks his tongue out...Michele says Jeff's tongue is red...Jeff says it's from the Jolly Rancher's...he sticks out his tongue again and Jordan gives him a look saying ewww but she's just kidding. Jordan turns back to look at Jeff and Jeff shakes his head and they lock eyes. Whoa! Jordan then grabs Jeff's hand and looks at it compared to hers, she puts it back down and says they are the same color...Jeff says what? yeah they're both white LOL...Jordan says no, sometimes one is more paler or more red looking, they're kind of like the same skin tone. :) Jordan keeps her hand in Jeff's lap. Lydia starts talking about banners & how they should trick Ronnie...Jeff says "a bear"?...Jordan says "a banner!"...Jeff playfully pokes her arm for pointing out he heard it wrong...Michele tells Lydia it would be against BB rules so they drop it. They keep holding/touching hands with the pillow on Jeff's lap semi-hiding it...duh it's obvious what's going on though LOL...Michele & Lydia leave. Kevin asks Jordan if she has ticklish feet...Jordan says no, sometimes. Jordan asks Kevin what he said about her in the DR...Kevin doesn't quite remember but says it was something along the lines of Jordan's accent mesmerizing him, he didn't know what she was talking about or what she was saying but it mesmerized him, her stories, he didn't understand but yes! keep talking. :) Jeff blushes and smiles and Jordan giggles. Jordan says her friends say she tells the worst stories...Jordan says she wishes they would ask her about Kevin because she would go on and on...Jeff says "he's so Gucci"...Jordan agrees...they then get admonished about talking about their DR's... Jordan does impersonations 12:44-12:49am Jeff, Jordan, Lydia & Natalie are outside chatting. Jordan talks about her brother Peyton and his problem pronunciating "R's". Jordan then brings up her dad's cousin's husband who is from Wilmington but speaks with a New Orleans type accent, she says "yo down at the bahbah (barber), we go down there, down yonder...that's how he talks"...Jeff smiles & giggles, getting a kick out of it. Jordan continues saying he talks real different...feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is saying she loves Renny's voice...Jeff eggs her on saying "what'd she say?" :) Jordan says she said "St. Mary, St. Joseph!" Jeff laughs...Jordan says she wishes Renny was on their season, she would make her laugh...Jordan continues impersonating some of Renny's lines including the sleepwalking/Almond Joy wrappers one...her and Jeff giggle...Jordan says she liked her, she would crack her up. They then talk about when Renny gave Dan a haircut and talk turns to season 10, who they liked and their season. Jeff groin hurts 1:14-1:23am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frj_gLZaZ9E Feeds switch to J&J in the RR in Nat's bed...Jordan is saying she has a bruise from the comp, Jeff says he has something on his crotch from that rope, he gets Jordan to feel it, he complains about his groin hurting but Jordan doesn't know anything about that. 😉 She laughs...Jeff says to not get all freaky...Jeff says "it's right here"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "what do you mean no? it's my leg"...Jordan says she doesn't feel it...she giggles...Jeff says he knows she can't feel it, it hurts like f**k, it hurts like crazy...Michele puts her two cents in saying she knows what he's talking about. Jordan spoons real close right into Jeff...Michele says goodnight and Jordan says goodnight back...Jeff, like a little school boy bugging his crush, pokes Jordan in the ear with the sharp mic antenna...Jordan says ow!...Jeff says sorry, they compare mic antenna sharpness. Jeff snuggles even closer into Jordan...Jordan smiles...Jordan whispers something about how every time they are doing "something" (in bed) the cameras stare straight at them, they laugh about that...Jeff gives Jordan the sweetest look while smiling at Jordan... ♥ super sweet...now here's a man falling in love ;) They both start giggling and don't really know what they're laughing at...super cute! Jeff says "what are you laughing at?"...Jordan says "you...you make me laugh"...Jeff keeps smiling...Jordan asks if he pooted...Jeff laughs and says no...Jordan then asks why he is laughing...Jeff says she makes him laugh. Jordan says she feels like she is sprawled out...Jeff, while snuggling into Jordan's neck again says that's good because he likes falling asleep near her and then going into the other room... They start whispering about food...Jeff talks about pancakes saying he'll make some but then again probably not...Jordan says she's more comfortable tonight than last night...Jeff says him too because it's cooler in there...Jordan says that is true...Jordan talks about them getting some sun and how she hasn't been called into the diary room in two days...Jeff says he got called in a little bit today...they whisper about something and Jeff starts smiling again...Jeff's hand is close to Jordan's boob and Jordan says she still feels something, she wonders if it's infected...Jeff clears his throat 😉 LOL...they get quiet and then Jordan takes off her mic and so does Jeff, they cuddle up close and the feeds switch... Dirty little teacher 10:42-10:52am Jeff is laying down in the RR...Jordan is bored and joins him but she doesn't lay down. She asks him what's up?...Jeff says nothing, what's up with you?...Jordan says nothing. Jeff asks "you wanna make out?"...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff"...Jeff says "what?" (and so it begins lol) Jordan drinks her OJ...Jeff says he's a little tired...they talk about it being overcast outside but it's clearing up, Jeff says they have something in LA called June bloom...Jordan says Chima was just telling her about it...Jeff reaches over to the dresser to grab water, Jordan puts down her OJ and grabs Kevin's glasses saying she loves them...she puts them on and asks if they are real or fake?...Jeff asks if she can see?...Jordan says yeah, better than with his...Jeff says then they are fake. Jeff turns towards Jordan...Jordan is clearly bored, she says she is going to lay out today...Jeff confuses what she says and says he doesn't know what goes on in her coconut LOL Jeff lifts up his head after seeing how she looks with the glasses on... At the same time Jeff tells Jordan that she looks like a dirty little teacher 😍 Jordan says she wants to go to the Bahamas...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he likes it and he purrs , putting his arm around her waist... Jeff says "what did you say, you want to go to the Bahamas?"...Jordan nods yes...Jeff asks Jordan what made her think of that? he wants to go too...Jordan asks Jeff if she stinks? she keeps smelling something...Jeff hopes it's not him...Jordan says no, she smelled it outside and thought it was her...Jeff sniffs her and says no...Jordan says she is wearing his deodorant..Jeff noticed and says it smells good...Jeff says it's one of his guilty pleasures. Jordan says Jeff's shirt is what reminded her of the Bahamas because it's baby blue and reminded her of being somewhere...Jeff says he loves those glasses...he wishes they were a little smaller...Jeff goes in for a little nudge with his face and snuggles closer to her...Jordan starts patting his arm...Jeff says what are you done with? you didn't even do anything...(referring to her sign that the rubbing is over, lol) Random question #1: Jordan asks Jeff if from here to Hawaii is far?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says LA is the closest you could get to Hawaii from the US, a lot of people fly through here...Jordan says there aren't many direct flights?...Jeff says it's west of here, they're on the west coast already, Jordan is east coast...Jeff says it's not even really the east coast is it? Jordan says no, not at all... Random question #2: Jordan asks Jeff if he likes Motley Crue?...Jeff says they're ok, 80's hair band...Jordan says she likes that band...Jeff says he likes 80's music...Jordan does too, there's a station back at home that plays 80's music all the time. Jeff looks at her again and says "you gonna wear those glasses later?" He smiles and pretends to bite her boob ;) Jeff gets comfier on the pillow for sleep and Jordan decides to leave to go talk to Russell in the HOH room. Paranoia is building 2:18-2:20pm Jeff & Jordan have a very brief chat out in the BY. Jeff is laying on a pool chair and Jordan joins him and they talk about the wizard again, they think Kevin might have it and they discuss how it's possible some of the others know about it because they're acting weird all of a sudden. Basically paranoia is setting in big time. :) Paranoia chat in the GR 3:37-4:19pm https://youtu.be/3J2EDhseRRI Jeff & Jordan meet up in the GR..they whisper game and about Jessie and his smart remarks. Jordan says when Russell talks to Jessie it's like they're good buds...they wonder about Russell & Michele and what's going on with them...Jordan says Lydia was talking shit about Michele last night...Jeff asks if they are getting paranoid or is stuff weird? Jordan wonders who the wizard is...Jordan says that if Russell was really against them he would have put one of them up...Jeff says yes unless his plan was to make me think he was on our side and then one of them get the veto and backdoor me. Lightbulb goes on...Jordan says oh, but Michele got it so...Jeff says it fu**ed everything up...Jordan wonders if Michele would go with them (the other side)...Jeff says he doesn't think so...they whisper more about her. Jeff says people are being creepy...Jeff says that Michele asked him if he thought Jordan was talking to Russell about something because she is always by the pool, Jeff told Michele she better not be, Michele said she trusts Jordan and he said me too, if she says something and doesn't tell me she's fu**ing dead and in his head he was thinking....that fu**ing bitch. Jordan --- 😨 Jeff smiles and says that he started believing Jordan could do that, his mind is going crazy now...Jeff says if she stabs him, he will punch her in the face. Jordan looks so cute here...she is stunned Jeff is saying that and shushes him, she reassures him, she says she was outnumbered in the beginning and she still stuck with him, so shut up....Jeff says it's because he doesn't know what's going on in there, there's magic powers, everyone is stabbing him in the back... They whisper more game...they talk about Russell playing both sides, they worry about the magic power...Jeff is just angry...Jordan reminds him they have to be nice...they talk about how the odds were with them to win veto to backdoor Jeff but Michele won...Jordan says it's driving her nuts...more game talk intermixed with the feeds going in and out. Jeff mentions being paranoid again, Jeff hates this wizard shit...Jordan was hoping that Jeff was in the DR for awhile which meant he might be getting it...Jeff says he is going crazy today...Jordan puts on Jeff's newsboy hat 😊 Jeff says Jordan is building a good relationship with Kevin, keep talking to him but don't tell him too much...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says if Jessie wins HOH next he's gone. Jeff raises his fist and says "I need the fu**ing power!" Jordan laughs...Jeff doesn't think anyone has it yet...Jordan thinks they do...Jeff gets all in a tizzy going over wizard scenarios and Jordan starts giggling...Jeff says he hates this thing cuz you can't control it and he knows some scumbag (is going to get it)...Jordan keeps giggling... Jeff says you think I got pissed before (when he was nominated), he will be furious, his speech will be destruction, I'll bust everything...he laughs. Jeff says he's going crazy today, this house is so crazy anything can happen. Jeff imitates how Jordan would react to something and says he would punch her right in the mouth, he laughs and extends his hand to her and says "come here" 🥰 Jordan says no...Jeff says he's just kidding, he knows she wouldn't but his mind is going crazy...Jordan makes the "like seriously?" face... Jeff says "don't give me that look"...Jordan asks if he thinks she would (betray him)?...Jeff says he doesn't think she would...Jordan says she knows, he was being short with her and she was like what is his fu**ing problem, she says she was pissed at Jeff...Jeff says "why were you pissed at me?"...Jordan says he was being short with her...Jeff says it was because Michele was asking him why Jordan wasn't coming out there and he was yeah why? 🙁 Jordan moves over closer to Jeff and says "you know I wouldn't"...Jeff says "I know...I think" ☺️Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek...Jeff sighs and says he had 5 cigarettes today already...they share a couple of laughs. Jeff says something is fishy...Jordan says they have said way too much to Russell...Jeff admits (jealousy) that another reason he was mad too was because Jordan was up in the HOH talking with Russell and Natalie couldn't wait to tell Jeff that Jordan was up there and he was laying in bed thinking about it getting more paranoid...Jeff touches Jordan's chin... Jordan says she went up there because she was bored....Jeff says when Jordan trusts someone she tells them everything...Jordan says she didn't and explains what they were talking about up there. Jeff says Russell is acting weird towards him, he thinks the others have talked to him...Jeff says that Russell said when Jeff is HOH he will think that Jordan is stabbing him in the back, that is how crazy it gets...Jeff says he told Russell the past is the past...Jeff feels the others could do whatever and they (J&J) will still go up...Jordan says they know they're like this (crosses her fingers)...since day one. 😊 Jeff gets pissed again and Jordan says he needs to control his anger...Jeff says he's freaking out, he keeps biting his nails...he says people are always creeping around, he needs a break from this shit...more game talk... Jordan talks about a final 3 scenario and Jordan says he better pick her or she will hit him...Jeff pinches her cheek and touches her chin, he says not to worry about it, let's get there first. Jeff says he would pick Jordan for sure...Jordan says over anybody? Jeff says over anybody...Jordan says you better...Jeff says "I don't forget, believe me, I don't" 😊 Jordan brings up the Drew/Diane/Cowboy scenario and Jeff says it happened one time, one season, relax...Jordan says "just don't be paranoid"...Jeff says how can he not...they touch arms and get quiet...Jeff says he has nothing to say to Jessie...Jeff jokes around about blowing this place up, they laugh, flying a plane and dropping a bomb on them...they laugh to diffuse the tension...Jeff says he wanted to cook with no one around but they were right there being nosy and he wanted to take the fry pan and hit them LOL Jeff says he's at his boiling point with these people...Jordan laughs at how Jeff is...Jeff says they're such scumbags, another reason he was pissed today...Jordan says what did I do?...Jeff says because Jordan goes and cleans everyone's fu**ing shit, he feels like throwing it in the middle of the floor and saying that's your shit, every day she (Lydia) does that, every 3 in the morning she does that...don't clean their shit, Jessie & Lydia never wash shit, they throw stuff on the floor and just leave it 🤬 Jordan tries to make a joke saying "here comes the lions" but Jeff isn't laughing...he sighs and they get quiet for a few minutes... Jordan sits up...Jeff sighs again and says he's so aggravated with everybody...Jordan says she is more agitated because all the people they used to talk with are gone...Jeff says and when she's gone (out of sight) he's like wtf is going on? he laughs. Jeff says he doesn't trust Jordan...Jordan says whatever, she's trying to get him (Russell) a vote...she wore those glasses up there (jokingly implying she was being sexy flirting with Russell) she laughs. Jeff looks at Jordan and Jordan looks at Jeff, she now says "don't give me that look"...Jordan takes off Jeff's hat and he says she looks good with the hat...Jordan says thanks and moves over to lay next to Jeff :) she puts her head on his arm/shoulder and says he smells good, she says she's working out tonight, she pats and grabs Jeff's belly...Jeff says he should work out tonight. Jordan rubs Jeff's arm, looks up at him and says don't be mad...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says she can't believe he thinks she would (go against him)...Jeff says he knows she wouldn't...Jeff says "I am just getting short with everybody, I don't mean to be short with you, I'm sorry" 🥹 Jeff says that it's just that when she cleans their shit it boils his blood...Jordan says she's a neat freak...Jeff says they're making him sick and he can't talk to them so he takes it out on Jordan, ykwim?...Jeff says "I don't mean to, I said I'm sorry" (sweet!) Jeff says do you ever have one of those days you want to be left alone?...Jordan says that was her the other night...Jeff says that is him today, he doesn't mean her but he doesn't even want to see anyone...Jordan asks if he feels too old for this?...Jeff says they act like they're 10, he goes on to say that he hates they way they disobey authority in the house and think they're cool doing it, they are on a show, do what they say, if not, leave...(Chima anyone? lol)...Jordan says Jeff is flaring his nostril...Jeff says it's because he wants to say it (to them) so bad...feeds switch out… Groundhog Day in the GR - Part 1 7:24-7:32pm This is the first part of the convo where IMO Jeff was frustrated with the whole game hence his paranoia the whole day but moreso with Jordan and her mixed signals, her hanging out with Russell still bothered him, her always saying she and Jeff were "BFF" and to top it off her saying that she would fix up Jeff with one of her friends from back home...Jeff wanted Jordan (duh!) and was frustrated she wouldn't just admit she wanted him too in more than a BFF way ;) even if it was suddle, he just wanted something! I think Jeff was really trying to figure her out here...Ahh the games people play… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672Y_O8y2zI Jordan has been working out, she joins Jeff who is laying in the GR...feeds switch to Jordan saying that she is swearing off cookie dough tonight, if she wants something it's going to be fruit. Jeff says "we'll see"...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he hopes so, for her, but she can do what she wants to do. Jordan snaps her fingers, Jeff yawns and says he's so bored and out of it today that he doesn't want to be around nobody...Jordan says she can tell and then asks "do you want me to leave you alone?"...Jeff says "no, I like you" :) ... Jordan says well thanks, she appreciates it...Jeff says for her not to be a smartass otherwise she is banned too...Jordan says "yeah right, you wouldn't ban me, I'm your BFF"...as Jordan leans back to face Jeff, Jeff tsks and says "no you're not"...Jordan says "yes I am"...Jeff looks at her and Jordan says "what are you looking at?"...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says "I am your only BFF"...Jeff says "only? in here yeah...you got me"... Jordan asks if Jeff was crying?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "were you?"...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says his eyes are red...Jeff says right here right? and he looks in the mirror...Jordan asks if he's getting pink eye?...Jeff says no but if it keeps up he has to change his contacts, he noticed it earlier today...Jordan says not good...Jeff says sometimes his contacts give his eyes trouble...Jeff says they get dirty...Jordan says "real dirty?" and moves over to lay down next to Jeff...Jeff says "real dirty? was that just a question because you weren't listening and just wanted to talk?"...Jordan giggles and says "I'm listening"... Jeff, who seems frustrated with Jordan's standoffishness, sighs and says "yeah they get real dirty"...Jordan asks if she has any makeup smeared in her eye and cleans it out...Jeff says there isn't...Jordan says she is smelly...Jeff smells her & makes a face, lol… Jordan says not to smell her...Jeff mumbles she doesn't smell bad...Jordan taps Jeff and says nap time...Jeff sarcastically says "nap time BFF"...Jordan says she wakes Jeff up all the time when he's sleeping, she giggles...Jeff says usually yes but right now he was just zoning out... Jeff asks if she got a good workout?...Jordan says she did, she had to burn off the 2 pieces of pizza, sandwich, salad and chips and salsa and the jelly thing...Jeff wants a piece of pizza later, he's fat today, he throws in the towel...Jordan says that's fine...Jeff says he needed a "Jeff day"...Jordan says Jeff's eyes are watering, he looks like he is crying, it looks sad because he has water there and his eyes are pink...Jeff wipes the tear away. Jordan says he should go out there and pretend he's crying...Jeff says about what? boredom?...Jeff says they should transfer him to a new BB house, he's putting in his transfer papers, these people are fu**ed...Jordan says Jeff's eyes are watering again...Jeff says he keeps yawning!...Jordan says excuse me!...Jeff gives her a look and says "don't look at my face"...Jordan opens her eyes wide and says it sounds like something she would say...they look at each other... Jeff smiles and says what's with you?...Jordan says "nothing why?"...Jeff says "you can beat it"...they giggle...Jordan imitates Jeff...Jeff says "go with your new friends, get outta here"... Jeff smiles and Jordan makes a confused face...Jeff says he's joking...they look at each other again and knowingly smile... One of my favorite banter moments btw Jeff & Jordan 😄 Jordan says "did you ever have braces? I forget if I asked you?"...Jeff says "what do you think?"...Jordan smiles and says "yeah, cuz your teeth are straight"...Jeff says "you asked me 10 times by the way"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "I'll chalk it up again, you wanna ask my last name? what's my last name?" At the same time Jeff & Jordan both say "Schaffer"...HA! Jordan says "no Schroeder" Jeff says "what else, you ask me every day?" Jordan laughs...Jeff says "there's a couple of other things, when you say it I'll be like yeah, you asked me that like 50 times"...Jordan says "you get mad?" Jeff says "no, it's like I'm in Groundhog day, same shit...what happened? Jeff's a fu**ing asshole, that's great, do you have braces? Yes, is your last name Schaffer? No, is someone talking out there? Yeah, I gotta take a shit, that's it and then you clean everyone's dishes and we go to sleep wake up, did you have braces?" Jeff laughs 🤣 Jeff scratches his arm and Jordan says that's a deep scratch...Jeff says why is she judging everything he does over here...Jordan says she's not... Groundhog Day in the GR - Part 2 7:32-7:50pm This is the 2nd part of the convo where IMO Jeff was frustrated with the whole game hence his paranoia the whole day but moreso with Jordan and her mixed signals, her always saying she and Jeff were "BFF" and to top it off her saying that she would fix up Jeff with one of her friends from back home...Jeff wanted Jordan (duh!) and was frustrated she wouldn't just admit she wanted him too in more than a BFF way ;) even if it was suddle, he just wanted some something! I think Jeff was really trying to figure her out here...Ahh the games people play... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672Y_O8y2zI Jeff has just rattled off his Groundhog day spiel...then Jeff says wouldn't Jordan just like to take 2 days off with her friends and then come back? Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "or your family or something"...Jordan says if they let you go on vacay somewhere?...Jeff says he would just go home for 2 days, not even 2 days, just for a day...Jordan asks how long Jeff's plane flight is? Jeff says 4 hours...Jordan's says hers is 5 hours...Jeff says she's a little further east than he is (with a southern accent) Charlotte, Charlotte... Jeff turns to Jordan with a smile on his face and says "so you gonna hook me up with your friends when I come?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, do you want to?"...Jeff says "you're so stupid! why you talk like that?"...Jordan says "what!?"...Jeff tsks and says "you're such an idiot"...Jordan slyly says "why?"...Jeff says "you just say dumb shit sometimes"... Jordan is offended...Jeff says "ahh what? we're going to find you a nice brown girl, I'm like you're such a dork in front of everybody you talk like that"<--(I KNEW that was bothering him because it made him look like, to the other houseguests, that he was using Jordan's feelings for game) ...Jordan says "you said you want one"...Jeff says "is that what I said?"...Jordan says "well you like brown, brown-haired girls"...Jordan smiles, Jeff looks at her and smiles and says "you're such a loser"...Jordan laughs and says "give me a hug"...Jeff laughs and says "get outta here, you're such a dork". Jordan lifts Jeff's arm up to prepare for the hug and says "come on"...Jeff laughs and says "won't your friend get jealous the one you're hooking me up with?" TOUCHÉ!! They laugh and Jordan says come on again...Jeff just looks at her while she pleads in her cartoon voice "please, please"...Jeff says he hates when she gets like this because she's about 3 seconds away from the dumb voice and now that he said it, she's going to use it, don't...Jordan says she won't, she just wants a hug...Jeff finally hugs her, Jordan says "aww you really love me" LOL...Jordan squeezes Jeff's butt 🍑 and Jeff smells her...Jordan says to not smell her...Jeff says does he smell? Jordan says her head is always in his armpit...they laugh...Jeff says always, she loves it in there ☺️...Cute moment when Jordan pats Jeff's arm then puts her hand on his tummy, Jeff looks at her and smiles and she blushes... ...Jordan puts her head in Jeff's arm and giggles...Jeff says she's such a goofball...Jordan sits up and says "oh geez"...Jeff says "oh geez what?" Jordan says nothing...Jeff says that is her favorite, what else does she got sista?...Jordan says Jeff always says that and then she goes over Jeff's hand gestures & what he does when he's mad...Jeff cracks up, Jordan is about to do something else he does but the feeds cut out...they return with Jordan giggling about how Jeff says stuff...Jeff says Jordan talks funny too...Jordan disagrees...Jeff says "Johrrdan"...Jordan says that is her brother...Jeff says he loves it, he wished Jordan talked like that "Johrrdan"... Jeff asks if Jordan's brother would like him? Jordan says yes, he would say "he's Gucci"...Jeff says "your brother says Gucci?"...Jordan explains that her brother started it with a friend of hers...Jeff just smiles and shakes his heads, says "that's crazy...Johrrdan"... Jordan sits herself against the wall with Jeff's legs over her...Jeff says "will you scratch me?"...Jordan agrees to but Jeff says he wanted his back but it's too much of a project and it will last for 30 seconds...Jordan says after she showers she will...Jordan jokingly says "listen, I'm getting sick and tired of your lip"...Jeff holding his tongue says "you know where to go"...Jordan says "where?"...Jeff points "outta here"...feeds cut out again and return a couple of mins later... Jeff & Jordan are talking about a movie and then Jordan asks Jeff if he was really mad at her for saying she would set him up with a brown haired girl...Jeff says he doesn't get mad but she says it front of everybody and he's like, what an idiot, is he supposed to say something or let it go or what is he gonna do?... Jordan says she told him she would though...Jeff says alright but he hates it when people (pretend that they are not into someone lol)...ok fine, let's do that, I'll come down and you hook me up with one of your friends...Jordan says ok...Jeff says "and it won't be awkward at all, you'll be like that's cool and I'll be like 'later'"...Jordan shrugs and says "we're BFF"...Jeff says "you're such a loser"...Jordan says "we're BFF!"...Jeff in all seriousness says "that's fine, you still want me hooking up with one of your friends?"...Jordan says "if you want to that's your decision"...Jeff says "no, that's your decision apparently"...Jordan asks why it's her decision?...Jeff says "because I hate when people say stupid things like that" 😩 Jordan pops one of the bubble wrap things on the wall and says sorry...Jeff tells BB to give her one (a warning) out loud..."Jordan, please stop hooking Jeff up with your friends" they laugh...Jeff brings it up again and says "no, I didn't get mad, it's just stupid"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff takes a breath and Michele interrupts them, she leaves...Jeff starts tapping his teeth...Jordan asks if she misses anyone from home? 🤨 Jordan says she misses her girlfriends and her family, that's it, some girls from work, how about him?...Jeff says meh, yeah, he's not missing anything in particular, it's the same shit at home too... Jordan says she wants to go to school after this but at the same time she wants to get up and move because there's nothing there for her holding her back...Jeff says he's down for a change too...Jordan says it's the same thing all the time...Jeff says things will be a little different, one of his buddies is having a baby real soon, if they make it one more week, they will be there a long time but you never know with Mr. Wizard. Jordan laughs and the feeds switch out... A couple of minutes later feeds go back to the GR...J&J are quiet and then Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside? Jeff says no...he then says that he predicts he'll hear the word tweeted 10 more times...Jordan doesn't understand...Jeff says he just has a feeling he'll say it 100 times (Russell tweeting as HOH)...Jordan mentions Jeff's funny second toe and Jeff says he fell in a sewer and messed it up...Jordan says shut up LOL Jordan wants to go outside, Jeff doesn't but says for her to go for it...Jordan says no, she'll be by herself...they giggle...Jordan says she needs somebody to talk to, she can't just be there alone without someone...Jeff says his legs are never going to be the same, he still has a numb feeling there...Jordan says it will go away...Jeff says when?...Jordan says in two more days...Jeff says they're so fu**ed up, they feel so weird, feels like a piece of meat gone bad, speaking of bad meat his stomach is doing the cucaracha 🇲🇽...Jordan asks Jeff to move his leg please...Jordan says she's going outside...Jeff says "go outside, I told you Jordan"...Jordan pinches Jeff's face and says bye...feeds cut out... Positiveville hammock talk 9:23-9:28pm I love this chat because it is right after the tension regarding Jeff’s frustration with Jordan always saying they’re BFF & clearly Jeff wanting more than that or just a sign from her but she wouldn’t admit her feelings so Jeff is like, I’ll tell/show you and it worked! 💋💋 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2H59UBQhe8 Feeds switch to J&J who are swinging in the hammock...Jeff says everyone is getting on his nerves...Jordan says everyone is paired off in twos...Jordan thinks Kevin is the wizard...Jeff wonders who he would put up...Jordan thinks one of "them", not J&J but you never know...Jeff says "no shit"...Jeff says he hates going into the DR because they ask him all sorts of questions about the wizard making him look like an asshole...Jeff gets called out by BB...they laugh and Jordan says you can't win ok? Jordan says they could still get the power tonight...Jeff says he needs to be the wizard ;) ...Jordan says she was campaigning (in the DR) saying that her or Jeff need to be the wizard or they're going home...they laugh...Jordan says she said "America, make the right choice"...Jeff says what if somebody has it and he was saying the same thing "vote for Jeff!" and they're like "hey stupid, it's already done" 😅 Jeff says they should have a stupid button for when they want to say "hey stupid, that doesn't make any sense". Jordan asks if Jeff thinks somebody already knows? Jeff says no. Jeff gets creeped out by a bug on him, they laugh about it being bug central around there...Jeff say he feels like a dead body...Jordan keeps giggling and Jeff just looks over at her and smiles. Jordan says she's hungry...Jeff says he's not, he shoved two slices of pizza down his face...Jordan gets creeped out by a bug this time...Jeff says see, you get the heebiejeebies...Jordan sits up swearing she something fly in between them...she lays back down while Jeff whispers something about Ronnie...Jordan says "rat bastard"...Jeff says "you son of a bitch"...Jordan laughs. Jordan still wants to eat something...Jeff says pizza...Jordan says no, nothing major, she worked out...Jeff says misery loves company, he wants her to be gross like him...Jordan giggles and says she eats cookie dough all the time...Jeff says he's going to have some...Jordan asks "are you?"...Jeff says no, he wouldn't do that to her even though he's pissed and can do whatever he wants...Jordan says well then eat it. Jeff says "no, I've just got to get all my negative energy out, what time is it? yeah, I'm like ending in an hour"...Jordan points out Jeff is hand gesturing :) Jeff says with a hand gesture "relax with the stones for a day ok?"...Jordan asks where Jeff got "stones" from?...Jeff doesn't know, he's about to say something mean but refrains and they laugh, Jeff says he told her he needs to get rid of the negative energy...Jordan says "get rid of all of it". Jeff says "I'm gonna, I need to get on the positive train...I'm on a one way ticket to negative town......I need to get off this train"🚂 Jeff says he just needs one day like this, he just wants to be left alone...Jordan says she doesn't know why it bothers her more now, maybe because they used to sit outside & laugh (w/ Casey)...Jeff says maybe for real, now he's always thinking, all the fun people are gone. Lydia gets called to the DR and Jordan says maybe this is when they find out (about the wizard)...Jeff says "it's over, I lost, I lost, it hurts and I'm getting it out of my system"...Jordan asks how he knows...Jeff says "because if I win, it's awesome but I lost so I want to get it out of my system and I'm getting off the train to negative town and I'm going to positiveville :) ...for real, I'm done having my pity party...maybe like a half hour more" 😂 Jordan says "wow"...Jeff asks if she ever gets in a funk? Jordan says she was like that today...Jeff says he was too. Mango/Kiwi/You’re so pretty 9:28-9:32pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2H59UBQhe8 They talk about someone busting the sliding door one day, they talk about Ronnie...Jordan wonders if he's that deceiving at home?...Jeff just thinks he's a fu**ing dork, he hates him and doesn't even want to talk about him, he caused so much fu**ing trouble in there, he never said anything bad about him...Jordan asks if Chima is really depressed about Russell?...Jeff doesn't know, that's the word around town...Jordan says Russell must have said something to her for her to be like that...Jeff says she seems like she doesn't care about guys...Jordan says obviously she does, she then talks about how Chima is so finicky about her laundry and how everyone in there is so picky about everything...Jeff says it's just something to complain about...Jeff says he has a headache from being negative. Jordan, as she is fond of, changes the subject ;) and says "I kind of want to make a fruit salad"...Jeff whispers he doesn't know what he wants...Jordan says "to eat?"...Jeff says he already ate ice cream or he'd eat it again...Jeff says he could go for a mango...Jordan says "ahh, I was thinking the same thing and an orange and a banana"...Jeff says "c'mon"...Jordan says "dead serious, swear to God"...Jeff says "a mango you were thinking of?"...Jordan says "the green thing?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "wow"... Jordan says she was thinking the green thing but she didn't know if she should eat it because of her teeth...Jeff says "um, mango? no, that's a kiwi, the thing over here?"...Jordan says "the green thing with the black seeds"...Jeff says "that's a kiwi"...Jordan says "oh, I was thinking kiwi, not a mango" Jeff says "Jesus, man"...Jeff wipes his eye and Jordan says "aww, why are you crying?"...(she's kidding)...Jeff says "because you don't know what a kiwi is"...Jordan says "yes I do"...Jeff says "you don't know what a mango is"...Jordan says "yes I do"...Jeff says "what is it?" Jordan with the cutest face says "a kiwi is green"...Jeff says "you know what a kiwi is, what's a mango?"...Jordan says "it's the one I thought was a peach...right?"... Jordan says "I don't know" and she bends her head down into Jeff's chest saying "I do know what a mango is!" Jeff out of the blue says "you're so pretty" ♥♥ Jeff starts giggling...Jordan sits up and gives him a look...Jeff says "what? why are you giving me that face?"...Jordan says "why are you laughing?"...Jeff says he was complimenting her...Jordan says "thank you"...Jeff totally cracks up... Jordan asks again why he is laughing?...Jeff says he's not laughing at her but with her. Jeff says "Jordan, you're the best" :) Jordan says thanks, really?...Jeff says "in here"...they laugh… Jeff says "no you're the best Jordan, you get me out of my...poopy pants"...Jordan says "well that's good to know"...Jeff says "you make me laugh...with your world knowledge"...Jordan whispers "shut up, don't announce that"... We’re winning this bitch! 9:32-9:40pm Jordan tells Jeff not to look at her unshaven (legs)...Jeff says "your fish scales?"...Jordan laughs...Jeff asks what kind of fish is that?...Jordan says "catfish" :) Jeff laughs...Jordan says "it's good catfish"...Jeff says "oh yeah? wanna filet that thing?"...Jordan says she likes hers butterflied. Jeff yawns and says "ohhh, Jordan"...Jordan says if Jeff goes out before her, she'll be bored there for a week and then she'll just see him the next week...Jeff says "I thought we were getting off the train to negative town? why would you say I'm leaving?" Jordan says that he just said they were on the train to negative town so she's going to be positive, she says "we're winning this bitch!"...they laugh...Jeff says "there you go"....Jordan says she really thinks they could...Jeff asks why would she think he would go first? Jordan says because he's a guy, more competitive & he's won a POV whereas they think she sucks at competitions. Jeff says "I'll be fu**ing pissed if you stay longer than me" 🤭😄 Jordan says "why!?"...Jeff says whaddya mean why? what the f**k!?...Jordan says "why would you get mad? just because I'm more likeable?"...Jeff says "more likeable? what am I supposed to do? carry you this far and drop you and throw you on someone else's back?"...Jordan says "I'm not a deadweight backpack!"...Jeff says "no you help, that was a low blow, you do help, I'm not kidding". Jordan says "how do I help?"...Jeff tells her that she is friendly with everyone and gets information from them which she tells him and that helps him and she helps him because without her he would choke 16 people already in here...Jordan doesn't get it, she wants to know how she helps him in the game...Jordan points out she is hot & sweating, lol... Jeff asks her what she wants to know?...Jordan loses her train of thought and says she does suck at competitions right? Jeff doesn't disagree & Jordan gets a chuckle out of the fact he says yes...Jeff says that a lot of people haven't won shit in there so for her not to get down on herself, she hung on plenty on the grad comp, he's proud of her...Jordan says thanks...Jeff says she hung on a lot longer than some other people...Jordan explains she thinks she could have held on a lot longer if she had been wearing the proper clothes, she would have been more prepared if she hadn't been on the block...they talk about the comp some more. Jordan thinks they really could win if they only get 2 or 3 more people out of the way...Jeff says they just have to stay positive, things are in line for real, he's getting out of negative town...Jordan says for Jeff to pep her up...Jeff says things for the first week are going their way, they haven't yet, Russell might go with them now, Michele seems to be on their side, it's a strong four...Jordan thinks Kevin is with them...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k if Lydia stays or goes because she fu**ed him week one and he doesn't forget that, she's so emotional back & forth, she walks around pouting like the first week and she wants Jeff to comfort her, f**k her, like he hugged her the first time and he got stabbed right in the back, yeah please... Jordan says "right"...Jeff says he'll tell her to her face...Jordan says she's just hot & cold...Jeff says he doesn't forget, remember how bad that was? he didn't do one thing, all week he was throwing stones...Jordan says to not worry about it, she's just being nice to stay...they start talking more game saying that Jessie needs to get out first and then go over the order of who needs to go...Jeff says next week is so important, if he gets HOH he'll make a move and it will be make or break. (little did he know he would get the wizard!) Jeff says he'll put Jessie & Natalie up together, if they love each other so much, why don't they save each other...Jeff says he has to win HOH...he hopes it's not majority rules...Jeff says he hopes Jordan wins...Jordan says "God, I know! it's about freaking time"... I be loving my mama/ Dream of Jeannie 9:41-9:56pm J&J finish up game talk with Jeff saying he wants to Jordan to win HOH... Jeff says then he can see "Johrrrdan"...Peyton...Jordan says her mom & her sister, her dad...Jeff says he wants to for real see them...Jordan says her brother has dark hair, olive skin and is really hairy, he's so funny, he's got a goatee...Jeff says a goatee? he's totally not picturing him right now at all... Jordan says he used to have a beard, he looks too young with no facial hair, looks good with a goatee...Jeff asks how tall he is?...Jordan says 6 feet, 5'11", he's bigger, he's put on a lot of weight, he likes to eat like her, he does landscaping, he doesn't work out, he chugs beers...Jeff says he loves it?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says he gets on her nerves when he drinks, he's annoying, he laughs too loud and says "I'm crunk!"...Jeff says "ahhh, that's why you don't like it" (the word crunk)...Jordan doesn't deny it , she says he's annoying and will call everybody in his phone, he'll even call Jordan's friends...Jeff says that's awesome, he does that too when he's drunk. Jordan explains how Peyton looked all dirty and scruffy after work the day they came to film her (for BB) and then she goes on to talk about how her sister is, a drama queen...Jeff says that Jordan tells him everyday she's all "how you doing?" with her nails and her cigarettes...Jeff giggles...Jordan says when you meet somebody's family some families will make you feel weird and some will make you feel comfy, in her family if they're all out and you take a date they will be all like "hey!" and chat them up, so they feel comfortable, it's not awkward and silent. Jordan then says she went out with a guy who's mom wanted to be called by her last name and she felt weird saying that, she never calls people by their last name...Jeff says really? where he grew up everyone does that, it's proper to say that the first time you meet someone's parents...Jordan disagrees...Jordan says with this one guy she was telling his mom the whole story about getting her boobs done ...Jeff say y'all are weird in the South LOL Jordan says her family is nice & fun, her mom is Chima's size, she's always smiling and laughing...Jeff says "win HOH and I'll see a picture"...Jordan says "I be loving my mama" 🥰 Jordan tells Jeff they call each other Beezay...Jeff asks what the hell is Beezay? LOL!! Jordan says it's just a name they call each other, they got it from That's so Raven on the Disney channel. Jeff says she is funny. Jordan asks Jeff how old his parents are? Jeff says in their 60"s...Jordan says they're more like her grandparent's age...Jeff says he is older (than her)...Jordan says her aunt is 39...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says her mom is 49...Jeff says well he's almost 10 years older than her, so in ten years Jordan's mom will be almost his parent's age...Jordan asks how many years older is her mom than Jeff? Jeff says 18...Jordan says it's weird to think she was 18 when he was born, she got married when she was 19, in '79 she was 19, Jeff says he was born in '78...Jordan counts and says Jeff was 8 years old when she was born, whoa! Jeff says he was robbing grocery stores. Jordan says Jeff was an 80's child, does he remember it? Jeff says not really...Jordan goes on to talk about how she has clear memories of things from when she was 2 or 3, things like ordering McDonald's in the drive thru and being a witch one year for Hallowe'en and she hated it and how she wanted to have a cooler costume. Jordan says she was a genie one year, she starts humming the I Dream of Jeannie song... They start talking about who is in the DR and then Jordan as per usual changes the subject to food 😋...she wants PB&J and wonders if it's bad to eat now? Jeff says kinda but he'll eat one too with a glass of milk and the crusts cut off...Jordan asks about cookies and milk then wonders about PB with apples...Jeff says she will be alright...they banter about the PB & apples vs the PB&J and Jordan talking all loud...cute...Jordan wants to finish off the chicken parm...what about cottage cheese? LOL...Jeff says whatever she eats past 9 will be bad but eat it and ride the negative train and then tomorrow start again. Jeff has an eyelash in his eye, Jordan helps him find it...Jessie comes out and talks to them briefly then he leaves...back to the eye...Jordan says Jeff looks like an alligator, lol...Jordan wants to go eat...Jeff says hold on, carry me there...Jordan says he's too big...Jeff says no, he lost weight...Jeff starts humming the I Dream of Jeannie song and says Jordan would look cute in that costume with her hair all up...Jordan says she was 5...Jeff means she would look cute now, sicky (lol), with a belly shirt... Jordan blushes & hides her head...Jeff says "what? you get all embarrassed when I talk about you like that"...Jordan says "yessss"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan lifts her head up, is 5 shades of RED and says "cuz! I'm not used to it"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz....what??"...Jeff says she's smiling weird at him like he's being creepy...Jordan says "no, I'm just not used to it"...Jeff giggles... Jordan hums the Jeannie song again and laughs...Jeff says he's going to be thinking about it all night, go get her genie costume...Jeff purrs...he asks her if she has one of those LOL Jordan says she wonders if casting knew they would get along so well...Jeff asks if she thinks they knew that...Jordan says their personalities are the same, they get along so well, Jeff is like a boy version of her ;) ...Jeff says that's scary...Jordan says just throw on a blond wig...Jeff says except he knows what a mango is, he's sure she's eaten a mango before, he describes what a mango is like and how it's super delicious, it's exotic...Jordan isn't sure she's had it... Jordan brings it back to wanting soup, lol...Jeff wants his vegetable beef...Jordan says it would be better for them...Jeff is over the PB&J now but it still sounds good, maybe he'll eat the coke pop...Jordan wants the chicken parm or the soup, with dipped crackers...Jeff remembers the first week she was doing that and she offered him some saying "try these"...Jordan says that was when Laura was eating the chick pea stuff, hummous... Jeff says he had hummous for the first time yesterday since Laura left...Jordan says she likes cottage cheese...Jeff says "you like sticking your toe in my butt?" 😅..Jordan says "my bad" and back to the food talk and suddenly the feeds switch... Jordan LOLOL/Jeff wants his car keys 11:45-11:48pm This is probably my favorite Jordan moment in the house with a couple of classic Jeff one liners that I love right after that. The house is going crazy. Ronnie has just had his fight with Kevin (chestbump!) in the bathroom and is now whining and crying to Chima in the RR. Jordan is in the LR with Kevin and Michele & Natalie who are arguing over Ronnie. Jordan overhears Ronnie saying that BB is reviewing the tapes, that's why they called him in the DR, to talk about it, he says "nothing has hurt my fu**ing feelings until that! I wanna fu**ing rewind and roll that goddamn beautiful fu**ing bean footage" 🤣 Jordan loses it...she laughs out loud. It's a beautiful thing. (Can’t find the gif 😩 ) Jeff who is wandering around taking in the craziness comes into the LR, from the RR where he has just witnessed Ronnie whining to Chima...Jordan looks back at him & loses it again cracking up laughing. After pissy Michele storms off towards the kitchen, Jeff says "is there an exit? how do I get outta here?"..."someone get me my car keys...I want out" 😂🤣😂🤣 Michele says they should make a hot air balloon out of toga sheets. Jeff says there's no where to go, everyone is fighting...Jeff jokingly challenges Kevin, he says "let's go Kevin, you gotta get in my face and then go okay"...Jeff laughs and says that was the best...Michele comes back into the LR and hears Natalie talking about her in the RR so she goes in there to confront her. More arguing in there, Kevin goes in that room as well. Jordan and Jeff stay back...Jeff starts walking towards the kitchen and Jordan goes to him, they stop halfway to talk...meanwhile Kevin starts in on Ronnie telling him repeatedly to STFU!! It's hard to hear what J&J are saying because Kevin is yelling so loudly but Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside? Jeff says no, he wants to hear this, he tells Jordan to not say something, basically to not get involved...Jordan says she wants to tell Jeff something, she motions to walk towards the kitchen but Jeff walks back towards the RR...Jordan says something about Russell & Chima...Jeff says he knows but to not worry about that, they'll talk later about it...Jordan says she told Chima something...Jeff says she shouldn't have (because things get twisted)...Jordan says to not yell at her...Jeff says he's not yelling. Michele comes out from the RR and is her awkward self, J&J quiet down not wanting to talk in front of her...Jordan walks to the kitchen while Michele wants to hug Jeff for them both being racists now (because they supported Braden), she hugs him...Jeff says they shouldn't give too many hugs because of what will be said...Jeff walks towards the kitchen again calling out "Jordan!"...Jordan turns and says "what?"...Jeff says he was just trying to talk to her quick...Michele, who of course always thought Jeff was about her thinks Jeff is talking to her not Jordan and says she's fine and mumbles something else...Jordan says "stay out of it" and feeds cut out... What if Jeff and Jordan kiss...will you smile? 11:51-11:54pm The feeds have been off for a bit, BB has given them a warning (because of the fighting) and is now calling the some of the HG's into the DR one by one. There is still tension in the air, most of the HG's are in the LR...Chima is being her bitter self towards Russell, Ronnie is trying to be realistic about his fate, Russell is far away in the kitchen, Jeff is wandering around trying to stay out of it, Jordan is sitting on the LR couch being her cute self and taking it all in. :) Kevin comes out of the DR and Ronnie goes in, they must stay 3 feet away from each other. Natalie goes off on a mini rant about how she fought with Michele because she can talk to whoever the f**k she wants to talk to (Ronnie). Kevin says that Ronnie has the gift of gab and they need to stop him from talking because he'll sway them. Jordan says she wishes she was the wizard. :) Natalie is slopping around with Jessie's huge slippers, she walks back into the LR with a smirk on her face...Chima says she's not in the smiling mood...Natalie says she has got to make Chima smile somehow. Natalie says "what if Jeff & Jordan kiss...will you smile?" Chima says nuh uh...Jordan and Chima giggle and Jeff says "don't bring me into it" LOL Chima complains that Jessie is once again hiding, Natalie says he has a stomach ache...Chima says yeah, whatever...Jeff laughs and gets up saying that he's going to take a piss, a fu**ing piranha's gonna probably bite his dick...it's the twist 🤪 Natalie’s opinion about the Wizard is correct 11:54-11:57pm The HG's continue talking about the fights and how it was all on Showtime...Natalie asks if they cut the curse words on Showtime? They think not, it's cable...Chima wishes that it was Russell that was going home on Thursday (not Ronnie)...Chima tells Michele that what she said about Russell wasn't a lie (about him having penile dysfunction) even though her actually saying it was a lie...Chima continues bitching and Kevin says he hopes once they go to jury house everything will be squashed, that's why he wants Ronnie gone. Chima says he's leaving...Chima says if she gets the wizard power Russell is leaving. Natalie says whoever has the wizard power has it already (wrong!) and it's Jeff (right!)...Michele being the brilliant thinker she is says "not Jeff, why would you think it's Jeff, you keep saying it's Jeff"...Natalie says she thinks it's Jeff, she has her opinion about who it is and her opinion is it's Jeff (smart girl)...Kevin says there's a group of people it could be...Natalie says "I think it's either Jeff or Jordan, they're America's sweethearts, that's how America would vote in my opinion"...Jordan swears she doesn't have it...Chima says she would have voted for Jordan :) Jordan says thanks...Michele again, ever the smart one, says why can't Natalie be America's sweetheart, she would have voted for Natalie because she's cute, the youngest. Natalie says do you see Jordan fighting with anyone?...Michele says Jordan had a fight...Natalie says it was a long time ago...Jordan says it seems like forever ago when Braden was here...Natalie says it seems like 4 months ago...Jordan says but it was 3 weeks ago...Chima says it seems like a long time ago. Natalie says at the wrap party they will all be best friends having a couple of drinks...the others say "no, we're not"...Kevin says he's going to try...Chima says she won't pretend to be friends (with Russell)...Kevin says they can be cordial though...Ronnie comes out of the DR telling the others that BB told him they were going to call all of them in, all bets are off...feeds cut out...

August 1 Hammock chat - Jeff knowingly smiles 1:01-1:16am The first of many hammock chats in August. Jordan pictures herself going to the end...little did she know. 😉 Jordan is saying she can't picture herself going home, picking up her bag and walking out, she says that maybe people are thinking she's too nice and no one will evict her so they will evict her so as soon as she gets the chance she's going for Natalie & Jessie. Jeff says me too. Jeff thinks they have been talking to much (with Michele who is a wildcard) and that they have to tone it down. They talk about Michele...Jordan says she heard Jessie wants Jordan out...Jeff says he doesn't trust Lydia at all...Jordan doesn't think they've said anything to her...Jordan says she thinks Jessie will come after both of them that's why he can't win HOH next week. Jordan who has been looking through the mirror says that Natalie is like a little rat just watching...Jeff says he just saw her right now...Jeff says that he came outside to cover the pool table and then he walked inside and everyone stopped talking. :/ and Jeff just laughed and then Natalie said to Kevin "I can't confirm or deny that", they were talking about something but didn't want him to hear. They talk about Lydia again and how they got caught out there talking to her, Kevin tells her and she still doesn't believe it (about Ronnie)...Jordan says they need her to be here for votes...Jeff says yeah but he's going to keep his distance. Jordan says she doesn't tell Michele a lot...Jeff says he said some things regarding Jessie to her (regretting it)...Jordan says if Jessie wins HOH again they're screwed...Jeff doesn't think he will...Jordan says she knows because Jeff is going to win it....Jeff knows he has to win it soon...Jeff says he's an idiot...Jordan says she's seeing it too...Jeff sees they need to tone things down even more...Jordan knows Jessie's word is worth shit and Lydia confirmed it because she told her that Natalie said she wants all the girls out except for Chima. Jeff says Lydia is talking shit too...Jordan thinks if Michele wins she will put Jessie up...Jeff thinks she's too scared to unless she has the backing but she won't put them up...Jordan says Jessie, Natalie & Chima can't get HOH...Jeff runs over scenarios but says that they shouldn't get ahead of themselves, they need to get through this week...Jordan brings up the mystery power and says if it gets in one of those three's hands it would be Sayonora...Jeff smiles and says Sayonara. :) Jordan says it would suck so bad then they wouldn't have a chance period, hopefully America would see that...Jordan thinks Chima might get it because she's a diva...Jeff thinks one of them is going to get it., he has a feeling him or her is going to get it because why wouldn't they? they were on the bottom the whole time...Jordan wonders how they are portrayed...Jeff says he has no idea how they portray him, hopefully nice...Jordan says she is still iffy on Russell...Jeff says he does and he doesn't, they should talk to him a little bit...Jordan says to hang out?...Jeff says yeah, now?...Jordan says Chima is up there and will probably be there the whole time...Jeff says who cares then, he doesn't want to force it. Jordan thinks they are in a good spot right now so far, their friends took the fall for them...Jeff wishes some others would win HOH and put up Jessie & Natalie...Jordan says so they can lay back...Jordan says if she wins she has to make a move...Jeff says no question he will do that too, they would do the same to him, they say the same shit about them so it doesn't matter. Jeff hopes he gets the magic power...Jordan says she won't even know, she'll be stressed and Jeff would say shut up, shut up...Jordan says she would love that too, she would wait until nomination night (eviction night, lol), make him scared and she would use it saying "I need to use this to protect Jeff" :) ...they agree it would be so good...Jordan says they would be unstoppable. Jordan says Natalie is watching them, she's like the messenger...Jeff says no matter what, she'll go back and say something...Jordan doesn't care, everyone knows they talk...Jeff knows but she'll say that she "heard" something, she's such a fu**ing dork, she's only 18...Jordan says she loved when Casey called her out. Jordan says she would have loved to see them, Casey & Laura in the final 4 but then he knows they'd end up having to backstab them, her & Jeff would make it til the final 2. Jordan says "you better not umm, if it's down to three you better not cut me, the third person, I'll be pissed" ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ One of my top 5 singular moments on the feeds ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Jeff's smile is beautiful when she's telling him that and it continues as she talks... Jordan says "quit smiling like that"...Jeff keeps smiling and says "what?"...Jordan says one of them will win half a million and one will win 50K, that will be better than nothing...Jeff says they don't even decide...Jordan says that she's saying if they're in the top 3 and you get a chance to pick that person, he better pick her because normally the guy always lets the girl go (Jeff's still smiling...)...Jordan says they're in this together...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "don't forget that and don't forget when you didn't have anybody, who still talked to you? me!"...Jeff says "RE - LAX"...Jordan says she's just saying. They start talking about Jessie & Natalie again, how much they want them out, how Jessie would be so bitter, Natalie would be like a lost dog without him...Jordan wonders if BB made up the mystery thing to help them out...Jeff doesn't know if it was geared towards them, there's always a twist...Jordan hopes people in Charlotte & Chicago are pulling for them...Jordan is tired of kissing ass all the time... Jordan has a good feeling, if those two are gone, they can take over, some people there just want to make it to the jury house...Jeff says let's worry about this week, no decisions have gone their way, let's not talk about the finals...they talk more game and then Jeff says for them to go, he needs to get his clothes and for Jordan to come with him...Jordan says her neck is sore from yesterday...Jeff says "let's go rub each other" ;) ...they get up and each go their own way… It's 90/10 3:29-3:34am https://youtu.be/uW0PSUNUhCQ Jeff & Jordan snuggle in the RR. Jeff rubs Jordan's neck because it's sore. They chat with Michele who is in the room. Michele leaves @ the 3:30 mark Jeff & Jordan start whispering & it's hard to hear because their mics are off...Jeff says Michele is mental, that's why they put her in there (😂l)...Jordan says she thought you couldn't be (LOL)...Jeff says maybe a little :) and that she is freaking him out... Jordan whispers in Jeff’s ear... and then Jeff whispers in Jordan's ear... They whisper game for a bit and then Jordan snuggles into Jeff... Jordan turns and complains about her neck hurting, they are then told to put their mics back on. (assuming this because feeds are cut off @ the 3:33 mark) When they return a minute later they are putting their mics on...they talk about there being a crazy person in the house (Michele)...Jordan asks Jeff to rub her neck again, to finish...Jeff says he did finish...Jordan says "pleeease"...Jeff says while Jordan giggles "listen, I'm not even joking, I'm not even messing around, if you don't rub my back when I want I swear God, I'm not even joking, I swear. to. God. I will never even scratch you ever once again, ever"...Jordan says "okaaay"...Jeff continues "even if you get a mosquito bite and your arms are broken in an accident, I won't even scratch it" 😝 Jordan laughs...Jeff ends "I swear, so no more playing games". Jordan says "okay Jeff! Gawd!...Jeff says "not God, it's like 90/10, it's outta control"...Jordan giggles more and says "those beds aren't comfy"...Jeff says "and you need to stop complaining and say something nice about me once in awhile"...Jordan says "I always say nice things about you" (I beg to differ, lol)...Jeff whispers "stones"...Jordan says she does not, she jokes around with him...Jeff laughs and says he knows, he's just playing (I beg to differ, lol)...Jeff starts rubbing...Jordan says for Jeff to not be so sensitive...Jeff says he's just playing too...right on cue Jordan pokes fun at Jeff saying "tooooo"...Jeff squeezes Jordan's neck and says "see what I mean?" Jordan starts getting ticklish...Jeff says "now you got the giggles?"...Jeff keeps rubbing and Jordan says it feels good right there...Jeff asks if it tickles or hurts?...Jordan says both...Jeff says she has a knot...they banter a little more over the rubbing/tickling and then Jordan says Jeff can stop, it's better and she appreciates...Jeff says "you're welcome"...they quiet down & then Jordan sings & the feeds cut out very briefly...they return with them settling down to sleep and then the feeds cut out & switch out... High-five/Johrrdan x2 9:15-9:22am Jordan is taking a shower. Michele & Lydia are in the bathroom putting on makeup, they're prepping for the upcoming POV comp/camera time. Jeff walks in just after the 9:16am mark and walks straight past them without saying a word & heads for Jordan, gives her a high five and goes into the bathroom stall... Just after the 9:18am mark Jeff exits the stall, washes his hands, fiddles with his hair and says in Peyton voice "Johrrdan", he looks at Jordan and giggles saying "ahh, that's funny"...he puts some product in his hair and leaves shortly after… A few minutes later just after the 9:22am mark Jeff changes into his shorts in the RR, he gets into his bed and still thinking about Jordan says in Peyton voice again "Johrrdan" :) Johrrdan :) / Who pooted? 10:17-10:44am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDaD4N_55xs Jeff, Jordan & Russell are laying down in the RR. Jeff is in Natalie's bed, Jordan in Jeff's bed & Russell in Kevin's bed. They're bored...Jeff asks Russell if he was up late last night? Russell says yeah, he was up until 3, he ate too much candy...that brings up Michele talk and how super hyper she was last night, like going crazy hyper...Russell says "like sex talk?"...Jeff says no just her usual giggly self...Russell says maybe she needed a beer...Jeff thought she needed a doctor...Jordan giggles...Russell says what are the odds that Jeff didn't get picked again...Jeff wonders if Jessie wins, will he save Ronnie?...Russell says no or he'll come after them, he told them that...Jordan says Russell is good at competitions so he'll be good, she gets anxiety watching the comps, like watching basketball...Jeff says he hopes whoever wins keeps things the same...Jessie gets called to the DR and Jeff says "wizard"... Jeff asks "every time you go in there do you look at the couch?"...Jordan says "yeah" and she laughs...Jeff laughs too saying that he walks in (doesn't see anything) and says "f**k!"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says the DR asks "hey Jeff what's up?" and he sadly says "nothing"...Jordan says she did that last night thinking maybe...Jeff says America hates him (nope!)....Russell says "no they don't" (yep!)...Jeff says "I'm not the wizard" (not yet!)...Jordan laughs...Jessie walks in and Russell says that Jessie is the wizard...Jessie fist pumps yes!...they start doing their Irish schtick...Jeff says maybe if he did the accent more America would have loved him 😋 Jeff starts talking about a skit on Jimmy Kimmel where they bleep out words in a regular speech that aren't even swear words, he says it's so funny...Russell in a southern accent asks Jordan why she's smiling?...Jordan says nothing, she's just thinking...Jeff tries to do his Johrdan, he calls out her name a few times "Johrrdan"...Jordan says "what?"...Jordan explains to Russell that's how her brother says her name...Jordan says it...Jeff repeats...Jordan says that she feels like she can't think of her mom's voice right now, it's no good, she hasn't talked to her in so long...she describes her mom's voice as being soft and she shows how she answers the phone at work... Lydia joins Jordan in bed. They talk about if the upcoming POV comp was eating disgusting things...Jeff says it would be awesome to watch, he hopes they have to eat weird shit...Jeff says he's going to rep Casey's shorts...Lydia and Jeff banter a little and Jordan asks why Russell looks frozen...Russell says he was just daydreaming...Jordan says she used to daydream in class all the time...Russell and Jeff say they are both daydreamers. Someone farts, Jordan asks Russell if that was him? He denies and she asks "who was that?"...Jeff asks "what?"...Jordan says "farted"...Jeff in Jordan's accent says "who pooted?"...they start making a ruckus about who pooted blaming it on Russell, another poot...eww's and omg's! Russell laughs and points at Jeff...Jeff says with a smirk on his face "gross Russell" while Russell says "eww Jeff"...Russell cracks up laughing...Jeff admits to one by saying he's always got "one on deck" and he doesn't know why...more eww's...Jordan says it's nasty...Jordan says that yesterday Jeff asked her to pull his finger and she didn't know why and Jeff farted a hard, wet one... Jeff says he told her that his finger was a little sore from the competition and for her to feel it, it's so weird and she pulled it, it was a good one...Russell in Jordan accent says "Jayeff! did you just poo?"...Jeff says "you pooted and I was like Johrrdan" ☺️ Jordan says their poots stink but nobody can top her brother...Jeff says Russell's almost made him quit the game the other day LOL More poot/fart talk even including a kid's book on poots/farts, poop particles and pink eye...Michele walks in and they ask her expertise on pink eye :/ ...they discuss more and then Michele says she's going to go sleep, she leaves. Jeff can't help himself, he says "Johrrdan?"...Jordan hmm's...talk turns a little dirty with some cute banter around Jordan and Lydia...Kevin comes into the room, sees Russell in his and goes into the SS room to sleep...Russell immediately gets up saying Kevin can get in bed, he's going upstairs, he leaves...Jeff says if he doesn't fall asleep he'll be right up...Jeff calls Jordan again "Johrrdan"...Jordan hmm's and says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing I just like saying Johrrdan" :) ...she closes her eyes...Jeff says "Johrrdan...Johrrdan?"...she says "what?"...Jeff asks what she's doing?...Jordan says "sleeping"...Russell comes back, puts his hat on and lays on top of Lydia and Jordan briefly...he quickly jumps off saying sorry he touched boob, it scared him, he doesn't even know how to react to it, how funny was Casey saying he just wanted to knock one out (quickly)...Jordan says he's probably doing it right now...Russell says he probably hasn't stopped doing it. Jeff says he wants to see his face when he realized he forgot his cigarettes...Russell leaves again and Jeff looks over at Jordan and says "Johrrdan...why are you smiling?" :)..Jordan says she's not...Jeff shows her how she was smiling... Jordan smiles...Jordan asks if the air is hitting him?...Jeff says "a bit" and starts singing "L'il bit" by 50 Cent...Jordan smiles and rolls her eyes...Jeff asks "did you just roll your eyes?"...Jordan nods...Jeff zips off his hoody saying that she was about to come over there too, now she can forget it, it's all him. Jeff gets all cozy and Jordan smiles at him...Jeff says "what are you doing Johrrdan?"..Jeff says "I'm not making fun, I just like the way it sounds"... Jeff continues "I think it's cute...for real"...Jordan giggles...they quiet down...Jordan switches over to Kevin's bed and they all sleep… Jordan bear hugs Jeff 12:42-12:51pm Jordan uncharacteristically lets her guard down and gets frisky with Jeff on camera. Jeff sits on top of her while she's laying in bed and she feels his legs under his shorts...which catches even Jeff off guard. Jordan says she has to stand up and show off his shorts so that Casey can see that he's wearing them...Jeff says he'll throw down an M for Minglemixx...Jordan says it's going to be hot out there...Jeff says he's dressed for it...Jordan says she's going to pluck her eyebrows while the POV comp takes place...Jeff tsks and says for her not to do that, they have all day to do nothing and she's going to do that?...Jordan says "omg, Jeff, your attitude"...Jeff says "I try to help you", they banter a little and then Jordan bear hugs Jeff and tackles him down to the bed. :) Jeff does his signature clearing of the throat when things get a little too intense for the cameras LOL Jeff then gets under the covers with Jordan… Jeff snuggles up to Jordan and they make small talk and then they start whispering game under the red quilt...at one point they hear Ronnie saying Jeff's name and wonder what he's saying...Jeff says "fu**ing asshole"...Jordan says he's so corny...they try to build a fort but Jeff needs some rope. LOL They hide under the quilt, Jeff says he wishes they could just hide under there and listen to what people say...Lydia comes by and says "whoa"...Jordan says nothing is happening...Jeff purrs...they giggle...Jeff says it's cozy in there...Jordan says she's definitely working out today...they whisper some more about game and food, some rubbing is going on, they talk about the quilt and then the feeds switch… Sexy Goddess 3:26-3:50pm Jeff & Jordan are cuddling in the RR. They are a little tipsy from the wine during the POV comp. Jordan's neck is still sore and Jeff rubs it but complains about the inequality of the rubbing yet again so Jordan gets up and moves over to the other bed. They are quiet for a bit... Natalie comes in the room and puts away some stuff, Chima comes in and says she's tipsy as hell from the wine. Jeff says he's burnt out...they discuss how much wine they drank, Jeff wishes he could go by the pool right now but they are on lockdown. Chima says to give it a few hours. They leave. Jordan says "I have a headache"...Jeff says muffled "shut up"...Jordan slyly smiles and says huh?...she sits up and says she does...Jeff ignores her and covers his head with the red cover...Jordan says "listen here bud"...Jeff sticks his hand out from under the cover and gives her the finger...Jordan says omg...Jeff laughs and says "I'm just kidding, come over here"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says to take a nap...Jordan says he kicked her out...Jeff denies it saying he was rubbing her neck and he doesn't know what she did...Jordan says "being crazy?...I am not crazy". Jeff starts doing the Jorrrdhan thing...Jordan says "Jordo"...Jeff says no it's Johrdan, how does he say it?...Jordan puts on the wreath from the competition and does her "Joorhhdann" thing, Jeff loves it. Jordan says Jeff should have represented Casey's shorts, Jeff says he did but he doesn't think he got any camera time anyway, what are they going to do? show him drinking wine on the sidelines cuz the whole show is about him. LOL Jeff says "come here, lay with me Jordan"🥰...Michele comes in talking about being a goddess...Jordan stands up and says "Greek goddess"...Jeff says "come here you sexy goddess"...she's embarassed saying "eww, don't say that!" Michele comes back in the room and they talk about how every week she thinks she's going. Jordan has taken off the wreath and has put on Kevin's glasses...Jeff says she looks like a dirty little teacher. She's embarassed again, lol, saying "Jeff! quit it!"...Michele says she needs the bun going on...Jordan wraps up her hair...Jeff says to tell Michele she's staying after school Michele bends over and says "spank me with your ruler"...Jordan slaps her on the butt and Jeff says "oh snap!" Jeff hides under the cover, lol. Jordan gets in bed with Jeff, they talk about the comp they just did and the feeds go to fish @ the 3:34pm mark. Feeds return briefly with Jeff, referring to Peyton, saying "how about Schroeder? he wouldn't be able to say that...Jordan says "Schrooehhdder, he'd say Schroehhder" :) Jeff & Jordan are cuddled real close and seem to be napping...Jeff's arm is totally around Jordan and it paints a funny picture 😉 The feeds switch soon after... Jeff kisses a sleepy Jordan 4:39pm Jordan is napping in Jeff's bed. Jeff is about to go outside, says Johrrdan but no movement from her, he gives her a big silent kiss before heading out. 😊 I trust Jordan 4:53pm Michele & Jeff are out in the BY talking game. Michele asks Jeff where he stands on Russell? Jeff says he doesn't know, he's a wild card but he did put up Ronnie so why wouldn't he trust him? Jeff says "I don't trust anybody in this house to be honest with you...I trust Jordan"...Michele says "I know...you don't trust me, I know that much" fake giggle giggle barf, barf...(Feeds go to fish but audio is still heard)...Jeff says "I don't trust anybody"...Michele says "well you just said you trust Jordan!"...Jeff says "what?"...Michele repeats herself...Jeff says "I trust Jordan, everyone else I don't trust"...Michele says "yeah I know" 😬 I trust Jordan (again) 5:01pm Jeff & Michele are outside talking game...they make a loose agreement to work together...Michele tells Jeff that if she finds out he told people they are done...Jeff says the same right back at her, he knows he keeps his mouth shut and if she doesn't want her to tell Jordan what they're talking about that is cool too...Michele makes a face and says Jordan is a little leaky 😤 ...Jeff says "you know what? she's not leaky, she's just uh"...Michele says she doesn't think Jordan needs to know... Jeff says "but she's not though, I've told her a lot, honestly and I've told her everything about every single person and she's part, it doesn't look like it from a lot of standpoints but she's a lot of the reason why I'm still here, you know like keeping my sanity, letting me vent once in awhile, like cuz she stuck with me from the beginning when I thought I was out week one or week two you know? and thank God I won that veto and she still stuck by me so that I respect you know? and I respect people who stand by me or open up to me so you opening up to me bw is a sign of respect and I respect that so, you know, take that for what it's worth cuz when I say that, I don't say that to everybody, I'm not playing all sides, I think you know that"... 👏👏👏 Michele tells him she knows he's not...she shakes her head and fake yawns. 🥱 Jeff continues talking game... What’s up cookie dough 5:08pm https://youtu.be/yoBczEsyKkE Jeff & Michele are still outside talking game...Jordan comes outside eating some cookie dough and says "what's up?"...Jeff says "what are you doing?"...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "could you leave us alone for a couple of minutes?"...Jordan sheepishly says yeah and turns back...Jeff laughs and says "no, get outta here I was just joking!"...(I can't believe Michele said this but she actually had the nerve to say "we need some alone time" when Jeff said this to Jordan implying that he was trying to get rid of Jordan to be alone with her..UGHHHHH) Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek and says "what's up cookie dough?" Jordan says "nothing, just woke up"...Jeff says "I know that, I was just laying next to you" :) JJM Alliance chat 5:10pm Michelle, Jeff and Jordan talk about forming an alliance. Jejo debriefing chat 5:34pm Literally the SECOND that Michele leaves Jeff and Jordan alone in the BY, Jeff says to Jordan "what do you think?" :) Jordan says she's just thinking...Jeff says "what do you think about Michele?"...Jordan shrugs and says "what do you think?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, she wants to be with them...Jordan says that what Michele based it on was that Jeff was a strong player, people underestimate her and she saw that Jordan really wants to be there by the way she hung on so long in the last comp...Jeff says it's good she hung on as long as she did, she did good, Jeff thinks Jordan is underestimated too...Jeff says she's going to win an event, when the time comes she will win. Jordan didn't want throw out any names or anything...Jeff says he and Michele were talking...Jordan asks what'd she say? who started talking?...Jeff says she did but he told her she's a wildcard and he didn't know what to think...Jeff says Michele said Jeff never trusted her, Jeff admits he didn't and Michele said she wanted him to know she's with him until the end. Jordan says she thinks Michele doesn't care for Lydia or Kevin...Jeff agrees...Jordan says they need Michele to go after Jessie and Natalie not them...Jeff says he tried to put that in her head, he gave her his trust and said they need L/K for votes...Jordan keeps asking Jeff "what'd she say" and Jeff keeps telling Jordan everything...Jordan gets up from the hottub to get a towel and sits down...they talk about trusting Russell and who he doesn't trust...Jeff says Michele said the only people she's nervous about beating are Jeff and Russell...Jordan says Jessie was being all cocky...Jeff says "dude, he won a bucket contest, get real" Jordan says if she gets HOH she's putting up Jessie and Natalie...Jeff too...Jordan says then Chima next...Jordan gets a drier towel and comes back...they discuss Chima and what she might win...Jordan says Jessie and them are being really nice to her, he's just trying to mess with them so for Jeff not to fall for it...Jeff says "who you talking to?"...Jordan says she's just saying...Jeff says she knows where his mind is, he plays dumb card and is nice just like Jessie does. They worry about the wizard getting in the wrong hands...they pray it's not any of them...Jeff doesn't want it to be anyone but him or her...Jeff says Lydia scares her because she still won't admit she likes Jessie...Jordan says she saw them hugging before the comp...Jeff says he's not telling her shit no more, he felt like he told her too much...Jordan says she goes back and forth...Jeff says "she's so stupid, she's so dumb"...Jordan says if they can get Jessie out Lydia will definitely be on their side, she would want Natalie out then (wrong!)...Jeff says you would think but you don't know that (right!) They start talking about when the wizard could use their power...they think someone would have to find out tonight or very soon...they discuss scenarios...Jeff thinks it's going to be big and shake things up...Jeff talks about Jessie and his position in the house, he says that Jessie owns Lydia...which is so stupid, stupid! Jeff says he knows Lydia is like that because she won't admit anything. Jordan says she doesn't want Jessie winning HOH because he will put them up...Jeff agrees...Jeff says he has to win HOH, something, it's great coming in second but that's the first loser so it means nothing...Jordan says if Natalie gets the wizard they will know with her demeanor...Jeff says he feels like telling Jessie STFU with the little comments he's always making...Jeff says Jessie is so one-dimensional, he thinks he's so funny, his jokes aren't funny...they say he's always flexing...Jeff says "that guy's got the personality of an orange road cone 👷‍♂️"...Jordan giggles. Jordan says they have to hope for the best...Jeff says "or win, win, win"...Jeff thinks he hopes it's a random game for HOH not majority rules, he'll feel they rigged it...Jeff says the mystery thing is killing him...Jordan says me too...they wonder who would possibly get it and why...Jeff says there's a reason for each person to get it depending on how they're portrayed, people in general like to vote for the underdog, he doesn't think they'd like to give it to someone in position of hierarchy but you never know (you're right Jeff!)...Jeff says it sucks if they don't get it, just when they're climbing out of their hole. Jeff says they will still be under pressure because Lydia is ultimately on their side...Jordan thinks with the feud between her and Natalie you never know...Jeff thought it would have popped already...Jordan says if they got rid of Jessie, her and Natalie would go after each other...Jeff doesn't know, he doesn't understand, it's obvious both of them like Jessie, why does Lydia make all these outfits and be her best friend?...Jeff doesn't get it and Jessie tells Lydia what she wants to hear and she's like butter...aaannd surprise! Jeff thinks it's stupid. 😉 They talk about how America might view Jessie, they have to portray him as he is, the whole house wanted Ronnie out and Jessie kept him around going against every single person, he was selfish, that should be Jessie's demise...Jeff thinks the whole house should see it like that "but they love that guy, Jesus, I don't get it"...Jordan doesn't know why Jessie wanted Casey out so bad...Jeff says it's to keep him around to get to the jury, it's another vote for him, in Jessie's mind he's walking through this thing and no one is going to challenge him. Jordan thinks Michele is more of a target now since she's won 2 POV's...Jeff thinks they are still the target, people want to split them up and the others still think they can get Michele on their side, the others know they can't swing them...they get quiet and then Jordan says they have to win HOH, they discuss what the HOH comp might be...Jordan says Kevin is getting tired of Jessie...Jeff says Kevin is tough because he doesn't talk, he's so scared and him and Lydia are both nervous because they have both won prizes. Jeff says he has to talk to Russell today, he hasn't gone up there to talk to him...Jordan says there's always that crew up there...they say that the others are up there talking shit about them...Jordan makes fun of them saying they don't talk game up there, 95% of the time they talk about their lives...Jeff says 95% of the time they're outside...Jeff says their turn will come. Jordan says Russell looked evil during the comp, he loved it when people looked like they were about to fall, it gave him encouragement...Jeff says it gave him encouragement...they laugh about people falling and getting hurt...Jeff says it was a lot harder than it looked...Jordan says the seats were so little, she asks Jeff if he was in pain? Jeff says yes but 85% of that was in their minds...Jordan kept telling herself to stay on longer but when she hit that thing twice and it dug into her leg, her eyes got watery...Jeff says Jordan did good...they think she might have been on more than an hour. Jordan says the food was good...Jeff says he doesn't feel that great from the wine and sun...Jordan says it gave her heartburn...Jordan says for Jeff to watch what he says around Michele, to not pinpoint names...Jeff knows but you have to trust people at some point to get the numbers...Jordan says they've been screwed in the ass so many times...Jeff says it hurts to trust someone again...Jordan says Kevin and Lydia seemed mad when Jeff and Jordan told them they were outside with the losers (them)...Jeff says they don't fool him...Jordan says "yeah and Ronnie called me dumb, can you believe that?"...Jordan says if Ronnie gets evicted she won't stand up, she'll stay seated...Jeff says he doesn't know what he'll do. Jordan says she says a prayer every night...Jeff too...they get quiet for a little while and then Jeff slightly dozes off...Jordan secret smiles a bit then she says "they really did think we were making out"...Jeff says "they did?"...Jordan says they bet it was because of the wine...Jeff says "whatever"...Jordan asks if Jeff drinks wine when he goes out...Jeff says mostly when he goes out for dinner...Jordan likes flavored vodka...Jeff too...Jordan likes grape with either sprite or soda...Jeff likes Stoli Blueberry...Jordan likes Smirnoff Raspberry with Red Bull and cranberry...Jeff says it's too much sugar...they get quiet again and then Jeff leaves to go to the washroom... Silent rubbing & spider convo in the BY 6:18-6:45pm Jeff comes back from the bathroom and lays down on the couch with his head near Jordan's head, facing the opposite way, he closes his eyes and they are silent for a few minutes...Jeff perks up, turns on his side and asks Jordan what she's thinking about? Jordan says she's just thinking...she automatically starts rubbing Jeff's shoulder... She rubs Jeff's head/hair for a bit then goes back to the shoulder...silence continues...Jordan taps Jeff briefly but continues...she finally stops at the 6:27pm mark...continued silence...Jeff turns a little, looks up at Jordan and puts his arm up over his head to reach for Jordan but then brings it back down...Jordan keeps looking off into the distance, she finally says that she always wanted a couch like that one so that when she watches TV she could stretch out either way and she wants one that has a recliner...Jeff says like a lazy boy?...Jordan says yeah, she likes those. They get silent again...Jordan makes a comment about Michele still being in the DR and then sneakily puts her arm on Jeff's chest (hoping for an arm rub)...Jeff obliges by patting her arm and starting to rub...he says Michele is still in there, maybe she's the "magic" girl and they made friends with her just in time...Jordan smiles and says it sucks that they can't tell each other if they have it...Jeff rubs her arm in silence for a couple of minutes...Jordan asks "where's Orange County from here?"...Jeff says it's inland, away from the ocean a little more, he doesn't know exactly which direction, it's not too far... Jeff says where it's super nice is Laguna Beach...Jordan asks if it's a lot of surfers?...Jeff says it's ritzy, people have money there, boutiques, restaurants right on the ocean, it's beautiful there, the LB high school is right by the ocean...Jordan talks about when Laguna Beach the show came out and she was a junior in highschool, did Jeff watch it?...Jeff says he watched some of it, they played it all the time out there. More quiet rubbing by Jeff...Jordan finally takes her arm away just after the 6:36pm mark...more silence...feeds cut out briefly to the SS room but they return to J&J just after the 6:38pm mark.....Jordan is pointing out a spider in the distance that is walking on the far fence...Jeff says "shit, that thing's big if you can see it from here"...Jordan says "yeah it is"...Jordan says she hates spiders, they're so gross, anything more than 4 legs is gross...Jeff can't believe she saw it, it's huge and creepy...Jordan says it looks like it's floating in thin air...Jeff guffaws at her mistake...Jordan just giggles...the lights go on in the BY... Jeff says "welcome to the party"...Jordan points out the spider is almost at the top of the fence but now it's dropping...Jeff says he thinks it's making a web huh?...Jordan tries to recall when someone threw a moth into a web but it was last season...Jordan says it's a clever spider...Jeff says they're all clever...Jordan doesn't know why she's so amused by this...Jeff says there's nothing else to do...Jordan asks "what do they make their webs out of?"...Jeff says "web" 😂...Jordan asks where it comes from? their bodies?...Jeff says inside of them...Jordan says "really? does it shoot out of their butt?" Jeff says "I don't know where the f**k it comes out of...their wrists"...Jordan says "nuh uh"...Jeff says "yeah, they're like Spiderman"...Jordan says "oh man"...Jeff says no, it doesn't...Jordan says the spider is going to town...Jeff says he's making a big ass web...Jordan says yeah he is, he's all over the place...Jeff says how do they make it so symmetrical...Jordan says she wouldn't know how if she was one...Jeff says she would know...Jordan says no, it would be hard to learn...Jeff yawns and says "oh God Jordan" LOL Jordan asks "how do spiders mate?"...silence...Jordan asks again...Jeff says "what do you mean how they mate? they bang each other the same way you do"...Jordan says duh, but do they do it from behind like horses?...Jeff says "dude what is your mind, what do you think about all day?" 🤣 Jordan giggles and says random stuff...she asks if they lay eggs...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan says her and Laura named one of the dragonflies Gus, he was really big, she wants to name this spider...Jeff says Peter Parker ...Jordan doesn't get it...Jordan says she would kill the spider if he was near here, she'd get Jeff to stomp on it...Jeff is outraged LOL, he says "you'd kill it?"...Jordan says "heck yeah"...Jeff says he's not bothering her...Jordan says they're disgusting, why would you want it alive?...Jeff says because he'll eat bugs that he doesn't like, he'd rather have a spider than a mosquito that will bite him... Jordan already showing her opposite tendencies with Jeff says she'd rather kill the spider and be eaten by the mosquito cuz they're little and easy to kill...Jeff says it's chilling over there and not bothering her...Jordan says just the fact it's ugly and gross she'd kill it. Jordan shows how they could scurry on Jeff's chest, he asks her to do it again, lol...she does and then looks up saying she's paranoid a spider is going to be above her...Jeff says now she just sent out a bad vibe for spiders so now she's going to be bit by them...Jordan says now she's aware of them, normally they're on that wall...Jeff says you know they say that you eat 5 spiders a year in your sleep?...Jordan knows but doesn't believe it, she says she also doesn't believe that someone dies every minute of the day...Jeff says that there are also people being born all the time too...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan says when it was June 6 of '06 women were trying to delay their babies being born because of bad luck...Jeff says he got 6,6,6 on the pig veto comp...Jordan says that's bad luck...Jeff says he also had a 69 in there...they giggle.. Eagle & Squirrel Convo in the BY 6:45-6:49pm Jeff & Jordan continue chatting... Jordan asks if Jeff wants to split an ice cream sandwich...Jeff says no, he feels like shit...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he thinks it was the wine, then he drank strong coffee...they talk about the spider again...Jordan says doesn't it seem like spiders are by themselves? you never see them in groups or with a partner...Jeff says they're loners...Jordan says she would hate that. ~CLASSIC JEJO BANTER ALERT & something that will live forever in BB lore~ Jordan says "if you had to be any animal what would you be?"...Jeff says "an eagle"🦅...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz they're cool..and they fly...and they look...cool, I don't know, I'd just like to fly so I'd definitely be some kind of bird"...fittingly a plane flies overhead just as Jeff finishes 😊 Jordan says "I would be umm, I like koala bears, I would be a squirrel cuz they run fast and they crawl up things fast"🐿️...Jeff in disbelief says "you could be any animal in the whole world and you'd be a squirrel?" 😂 Jordan laughs and Jeff looks up at Jordan...Jordan says what other animal would he think, she wouldn't want to be a lion, they eat blood and stuff...Jeff says "a squirrel??"...Jordan indignantly says "what's wrong with a squirrel, they hang out in neighborhoods and stuff" 😂 Jeff says "what kind of aspirations do you have for yourself?"...Jordan says "whaddya mean?"...Jeff says "a squirrel?"...Jordan says "yeah, a squirrel or a dog, I'd be a dog, but I'd just want a nice family"...Jeff starts rubbing his face...Jordan says she wouldn't want to be with an abusive family who would keep her outside, she'd want to be an inside dog...Jeff says "how many days have we been here?" 🤣🤣...Jordan doesn't know, she has lost track...Jeff says "oh my God, I'm losing it" 🤪 Jordan continues saying she wouldn't want to be a monkey cuz they smell and they throw their poop at you...Jeff smiles and asks if Jordan is just joking around?...Jordan in all seriousness says she's eliminating them, thinking of animals...Jeff asks if she wouldn't want to fly?...Jordan doesn't think she'd wanna be a bird...Jeff asks how about a shark under water?...Jeff says she'd be a fish...Jeff says a shark would kill her...Jordan says she wouldn't want to be a shark because they're gross...Jeff says it's a fish...Jordan would rather be a fish with pretty colors...Jeff says you'll be eaten... Jordan says she'd be a piranha then with the big teeth or a whale...Jeff says a whale is cool...Jordan says they just chill, eat and cruise, or a dolphin...they agree that would be cool...Jeff says he would change from a shark to a dolphin...Jordan says "yeah sharks are stupid" ...Jeff pauses and then laughs, Jordan laughs and Jeff says yeah, that's why he wants to change, cuz sharks are stupid...Jordan laughs and Jeff says "holy shit!" 🤣 Likes, fears & dreams questions in the BY 6:49-7:05pm Jordan changes subjects asking Jeff if he had to pick anywhere in the world to go where would he go?...Jeff says so many places he wants to go, that's tough...Jordan says hers would be Fiji because it's an island, clear water and pretty...Jeff says somewhere by the ocean for sure...Jordan wants to stay in a Tiki place on the beach near iguanas...Jeff says Brazil, Rio de Janeiro...Jordan asks if he could eat one thing right now what would it be?...Jeff says "crab legs"...Jordan eww's saying she's not a seafood person that's why she doesn't like it...Jordan asks Jeff his dream job?...Jeff says he would host a travel channel TV show and see everything...Jordan says yeah, that would be Gucci...Jordan asks if he could live anywhere where would it be?...Jeff says probably somewhere in Europe...Jordan says really? she's watched Locked Up Abroad, she's ok with staying in the US...Jeff says he just likes the lifestyle, somewhere near the water in Europe...Jordan asks if he had to hang out... Jordan changes topics and asks Jeff his favorite football team? Jeff answers the Bears...she asks his favorite basketball team?...Jeff says the Bulls...Jordan asks what's your favorite number?...Jeff says 23...Jordan asks if it's because of Michael Jordan?...Jeff says no, it was his football number...Jordan asks Jeff's favorite color?...Jeff says blue...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says cuz he likes it, it's like the ocean...Jordan asks his favorite song? she answers for him saying Bob Marley...Jeff says yeah... Jordan asks Jeff which celebrity he would want to go out with?...Jeff asks super hot? or just who he'd want to date?...Jordan says just in general...Jeff says he'd go out with that girl, the VS model Ambrosio or whatever...Jordan says she's hot. Jordan asks his favorite sport?...Jeff says football...Jordan asks his favorite hobbies? his normal routine?...Jeff says he likes to work out, it makes him feel good, he likes playing games, being outside...Jordan asks if he likes to go hiking?...Jeff says he likes it but doesn't look for it, there's not too many places in Chicago to hike...Jordan asks if he's ever been white-water rafting?...Jeff says no...Jordan says he's missing out, it's fun...Jeff says he's been canyoning in Switzerland, it's like a natural waterslide in the mountains, you slide down all the way, you go in big pools of water, jump off cliffs, repel off the mountain, it's super cool...Jordan says she's jealous. Jordan asks Jeff's fears?...Jeff says one of his fears is dying before he has a kid, isn't that one of hers? or no?...Jordan says yep, also being buried alive, drowning, being murdered...Jeff says everyone has those...Jordan says she wouldn't want to die when her kids were young, her mom's mom died when her mom was 23, she can't imagine being her age and not having a mom, she would die...Jordan asks what's the craziest thing he's done?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's done stupid things...Jordan says it's her turn. Jeff asks which celebrity she would want to hang out with for one day?...Jordan has a lot...Jeff says that's not the question, ok who would she want to date for one day?...Jordan says Brody Jenner...Jeff says what about a weekend vacation?...Jordan says Justin Timberlake...Jeff says someone to just hang out with for the day, no sex involved, just for fun?...Jordan says probably Justin Timberlake...Jeff says wow, weekend getaways and hanging out?...Jordan thinks he's hot, she's trying to think of someone else, probably a football player, she'd like that, the guy who is dating Gisele...Jeff says Tom Brady?...Jordan says yeah, she thinks he's so cute...Jeff says how does she know how fun he is?...Jordan doesn't...Jeff says he'd want to hang out with Rob Dierdick, the Fun Factory guy...Jordan says oh yeah...Jeff says that'd be sick, he seems like the funnest guy in the world...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom...Jordan asks for Jeff to bring her some cookie dough... Michele comes outside, her and Jordan chat...Jeff comes back a couple of minutes later and thankfully Michele goes back inside...Jordan says thanks for her cookie dough...Jeff says he found out who she could go on a weekend vacation with...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff says the Pillsbury Dough Boy ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says you love him huh?...Jordan says she thinks tennis players are hot, she might want to go out with one of them, she likes guys with dark hair, dark skin rather than blondes...Jordan asks Jeff's preference?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he usually likes dark haired girls...SILENCE LOL They continue playing...Jeff asks where she would want to live if she could live anywhere?...Jordan says maybe California cuz it seems so neat, so different than back at home...Jeff asks her dream job?...Jordan says a dental hygenist, she likes teeth...Jeff says "that's your dream?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's, you work good hours and if you have a family you can work part-time, get off in time, it's good pay, you don't have to depend on a man in case you divorce them...Jeff says "you already plan on your divorce?"...Jordan says just in case, you never know these days, her parents were married 28 years and then divorced so... Jordan says that would be a fear, getting married and then it being a mistake...Jeff says he wouldn't want that, he wants to get married once...Jordan says her too but at the same time she doesn't agree with staying in the marriage if you're not happy cuz there's always someone out there for someone and everything happens for a reason...Jeff says there ya go. Jordan says she has to go pee, she gets up saying she eats so much cookie dough here, she leaves the BY… Jeff appreciates Jordan is a neat freak 8:17-8:21pm Jeff is in the kitchen cooking dinner, Jordan has been cleaning up, she walks into the kitchen from the bathroom...Jeff says "Johhrdan...you get on these little cleaning kicks"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says it again...Jordan says "I'm a neat freak"...Jeff says "that's good...somebody's got to"...Jordan says she gets on her mom's nerves at home, she's does it obsessively...Jeff says "cleaning?"...Jordan says "yes, especially when we share a room, you know things get a lot messier"...Jeff says yeah but that's a good quality, no? Jeff says that Jordan is not getting on his nerves cleaning, somebody's got to...Jeff then says "I appreciate it" :) Jordan uh-huh's...Jeff is cooking Jordan...Jordan says he loves making that chicken and stuff...Jeff says he does...Jordan asks if Jeff cooks a lot at home by himself?...Jeff says he does, all the time...Jordan asks if he doesn't go out often to eat?...Jeff says he does, his buddies have restaurants, he likes to cook dinner because at work he usually eats out for lunch...Jordan says "right"... Jeff is inspired by Jordan's cleaning so he starts cleaning the stove, lol...Jordan wants to organize something...Jeff then asks if Jordan ever gets those whole chickens from the grocery store? the rotisserie chickens?...Jordan knows what he means but no, she doesn't get them...Jeff says he does all the time, he loves them...Jordan likes the chicken fingers, those are real good...Jeff keeps cooking and Jordan keeps organizing...Jeff walks over to where Jordan is and says "wow, organizing everything too"...the other HG's start joining in… Jeff could kiss Jordan 9:16-9:20pm Jeff, Chima, Kevin, Lydia and Russell are in the BY. They are discussing the "mystery power". Russell and Lydia are hoping Ronnie doesn't get it. Jeff is sure someone already has it. Kevin agrees. Russell says it's Jeff, America voted for Jeff's great looks. (Well, that didn't hurt him!) Jeff says "well obviously they don't think that 'cause I didn't get it". LMAO! Lydia pats Jeff on the back to console him. He says "Thanks, I need something. A pat on the back will do, I guess.." Jeff sips his beer and Lydia says "'cause you were making out with Jordan..." Chima interrupts "ok, waitwaitwaitwaitwait! I wasn't present for this. So you guys finally made out?" Jeff denies and Lydia insists they did. Lydia says Jeff is such a liar! Why is he smiling? Russell says "Big Brother 11 - first kiss?" Jeff still denies. BB interrupts: HG, you are not allowed to talk about your DR sessions with other HG. Russell briefly changes the subject and Chima goes right back to it. "So Lydia, what EXACTLY occurred?" Jeff: "Oh, boy." Chima laughs her Chima laugh. Jeff: "Not dropping it, huh?" Lydia describes walking into the RR while the covers are over JeJo and hearing kissing sounds. Jeff again denies "That's not a true story!" Lydia says she heard giggling and that Jeff had just claimed he was kissing her neck, but she thinks more was going on. Chima: "And Jeff, what was your version?" Jeff: "Not that. I swear we didn't make out." Lydia says "Ok, well, KISSED". Jeff says they did not kiss. Chima: "What's wrong with kissing Jordan?" Jeff: "I could kiss her. We just didn't." Lydia: "Do you want to play truth or dare?" Jeff: "No." Chima laughs. Jeff: "That'll end up happening then, if we play that" (kissing). Talk moves to truth or dare and the love triangle with Jessie, Lydia & Natalie. Jeff does his best Julie Chen impersonation and grills Lydia like Julie did during the live show. Jeff has a girl 10:39-10:40pm Russell and Jeff are playing pool. Talk moves to the veto comp earlier in the day and a hot model that was there. Russell: Dude, that girl was smokin' today. Jeff: Ohh, man. Russell: Did you see me blowing her kisses? Jeff (smiling): I didn't see. Russell: I was winking and she smiled. (puts his head down and giggles like a delusional love sick 14 year old - kinda cute) Jeff: I just saw her when I came out and then I stopped looking. I didn't want to be creepy. Russell: F**k that. I was creepy as f**k. You have a girl. I don't. I can do whatever the f**k I want. (Big smile and no comment from Jeff. I love how he never denied it like Jordan did. No "we're just BFF" from Jeff.) Jeff gets distracted, almost hits the wrong pool ball with the stick (not the que ball) LOL Jeff: I think it was just part of seeing a different chick. Whoa! Russell: OMG, they exist! 😅 Both laugh.

August 2 JeJo whispers, poots & giggles 12:22-12:30am A few minutes of Jeff & Jordan whispering, discussing the wizard and who might get it. Jordan fears Jessie might get it because he was on last year, Jeff doesn't think so saying that nobody liked him last year so why would they vote for him this year. They say it would be so unfair if they were to be evicted at the wizard's hands. ;) Right before the feeds go to fish Jeff & Jordan both cross their fingers on each hand and look up to the camera, they start giggling and Jeff says "we're such dorks" 😋 When the feeds return Jordan is saying she misses Casey, she keeps picturing him in the banana suit now, Jordan says he was so funny, she thinks back to when he was holding the watering can and was singing, she giggles...Jeff says that was the best performance...Jordan sings "man in a banana suit"...Jeff says he was so sad, lol...then they go over some of the conversation they had with Casey that one night in the SS room when they talked about relationships... Jeff wonders how pissed he was when he found out he left his smokes in the house...Jordan says he was probably so pissed...Jeff agrees saying it must have made him even more pissed and he probably made his handler so buy him some. Jordan didn't think she would get too close to Casey because he was older but she did...Jeff says he was young at heart...Jordan says definitely, she'd like to see him DJ one night...Jeff says me too, Casey told him to come out to Tampa, Jeff wants to go there. Jordan says she has to poot...Jeff says "f**k it, go for it"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says direct it that way...Jordan says "you wanna hear it?"...Jeff cracks up! He says now she's building it up...Jordan asks again and they laugh...Jeff says "oh boy"...they giggle and wait............Jeff says "I don't know if I wanna hear it now"...Jordan says "pull my finger"...Jeff looks at Jordan and they giggle, she tells him again...Jeff pulls it but only laughs from Jordan...Jordan says "it's there"...Jeff says now it's getting (weird) but they giggle...Jeff says "oh f**k". Jordan keeps giggling saying those are the silent ones...Jeff says those are the smelliest...Jordan says "that's going to be a stinky one"...Jeff says to give him a heads up...Jordan tells how the other night her poots were leading to "rottenness" in the comforter...Jeff asks if she kept pooting...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she sprayed...Jordan says no...Jeff says "so you just indulged in it" LOL Jordan announces she has to poot again and says hang on, this one might be better...Jordan laughs...Jeff just shakes his head and giggles...Jeff says "you're fu**ed"...Jordan says they should have farting contests...Jeff says he's been gassy the last 2 days too...Jordan says if Jeff doesn't hate it when you can't fart around somebody...Jeff says it's the worst, you get stomach aches...feeds switch Another sacrifice, JeJo end up in the same bed 2-2:19am Michele walks into the RR where the HG's are all in bed, she points to Kevin's bed (the middle one) asking if someone is in there...Chima says Jordan is...Jeff is in Natalie's bed against the wall, Lydia is in Jeff's old bed, Chima is in hers, Kevin is wandering around not wanting to go into the HN room quite yet. Michele sits on the floor and the HG's chit chat about taking PB&J over slop. Jeff thinks he wouldn't take that, Chima & Jordan say it's because he hasn't been on slop yet (he would be soon) They talk about the HN room being the worst. Michele asks Lydia if she's sleeping out there (as opposed to the SS room where Ronnie is)...Lydia says yes...Jordan asks Michele if she slept where she is last night? Michele says yes...Jordan says it's ok she will sleep with Jeff, she says "Jeff, scoot over"...Jeff says "that's fine" :) Michele says it's up to them...Jordan gets up to move...Michele says she's not going to bed right now...Jordan says she's getting sleepy though and she goes to get in bed with Jeff. Jordan tells Jeff to take the bigger cover, she'll take the sheet...Jeff says if she gets cold then she can have some blanket. Jordan gets in...Jeff asks them why they don't like to sleep in the SS room? They say because of Ronnie...Jeff says so what?...Jordan says then he can sleep in there...Jeff says if shit gets rough he just might jump in there LOL Jordan says "sleep in that big bed"...Jeff says "I might"...Kevin has come in the room again and sits on the foot of his bed. Jordan wraps herself up in the sheet like a mummy but Jeff still manages to put his arm around her. The HG's talk about random stuff including slop...Jeff jokes around that this is the last week of it to coincide with the jury starting, he tells them that's what BB told him when he found out he was the wizard LOL...they talk about the wizard again and Jeff puts his arm around Jordan again :) ...talk turns to being on slop for the rest of the season for 20G's, would they do that? they talk about how much time is left and feeds go to fish...they return a minute later with the HG's talking about the Grecian POV comp and the names they were given. Jordan starts getting squirmy and reaches for the blanket to cover herself (and maybe hide Jeff's arm lol)...Jordan says something about cereal...Jeff says it's so good, he hasn't eaten it in awhile...Jeff reaches for Jordan's belly under the covers...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to switch sides? Jeff says no....Jordan asks if he likes that side?...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says she's just asking. The HG's continue talking about the POV comp...Jordan shifts again and Jeff gets the vibe that she's uncomfortable with the whole thing...Jeff says "don't touch you?" but he keeps touching her, he rubs her face and touches her arm. More talk about the POV comp with Michele pumping herself up about how she played it so smartly. Jeff says Michele has the giggles, she must be the wizard...Chima says it's the beer...Michele says does anyone want to cook for her (since she's the wizard)...Chima says Michele is the best cook in the house...Michele says she's not...Kevin says Jeff & Michele are...Michele says Lydia rocks too...Jordan says "man, I'm getting hungry" ...they continue to talk about all the great cooks and food. Jordan shifts again, Jeff reaches for her again and snuggles to her...Jordan pushes Jeff's hand away and shifts again, she makes that funny noise she tends to make when squirming...Jeff asks her "why you making that noise?"...Jordan giggles and Jeff doesn't get it saying "what?"...Jordan deflects raising her hand saying "this air feels so good here", she lifts up the cover and Jeff's hand is still on her belly 😉 Talk turns to Visine giving people the runs and Ipecac making people throw up...Jeff says "where do you get it?" LOL...Jordan giggles...they continue talking about that and then talk dies down, Kevin gets up and then Jordan mumbles something (maybe about not being comfy or switching sides)...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan's answer isn't audible...Jeff says she takes up so much room...Jordan says if she was on the other side she just wouldn't...Jeff says he feels like he can put his feet up...Jordan says it doesn't matter...Kevin says goodnight and walks away, Michele gets up to walk away and feeds switch off... Ed. Note - just after 4am Jeff moved over to the big bed in the SS room to sleep Linty pockets, playful Jeff 12pm Jeff, Jordan and Russell are outside...Russell is getting ready to go on the elliptical, Jeff is stretching and Jordan is sitting in the hammock. They are talking about the wizard power. They say if Ronnie gets the power the game is rigged. Jeff starts picking at his shorts' pockets, they are full of lint and he wonders how they got that way. Jordan tells him to quit messing with it, it's not making it any better. Jordan gets up to go to the pool, Jeff playfully stands in her way and says where the f**k are you going? She tries to duck by him and he pushes her aside, lol. Houseguests words & animal reincarnation 3:44-3:49pm https://youtu.be/bblFWVGTV38 Jeff, Jordan, Michele and Lydia are sitting on the chairs in the sun...Jordan is off camera...they are going over each person's "word" in the house, yelling them out... Michele - teehee Lydia - are you kidding me!? Russell - schemers! Jeff - stones! Jordan - Gucci! Jeff giggles saying that Jordan did the whole head shaking thing and he imitates her saying "Gucci!"...he laughs... They talk about Chima's not having a word but a maniacal laugh...Jordan then says something about killing a dragonfly...Jeff says no, they're friendly bugs, they're good...Jordan says shut up...they joke around about the dragonflies...Jordan says she doesn't like bugs...Jeff says he goes fishing with his dad, they land on him, he loves them, he's the dragonfly master, he loves that they eat mosquitoes, he hates those. Jeff brings up the animal talk they had saying that if Jordan could be reincarnated as an animal she'd be a squirrel... Giggles all around...Jeff looks over at Jordan who is in the hammock...Jordan says "Jefffff!"...Jeff says he had to get it out there...Jordan says it's because they don't get killed unless they get run over, they run fast, they get to climb up trees and they're really cute :) Jeff says that he said he wanted to be an eagle and Jordan said (in her accent) "umm I'd be a squirrel" and Jeff was like what?...Lydia would be a unicorn...Jeff says those don't exist...Russell says a tiger...Jordan says "or a koala bear"...Russell says "you pick the dumbest animals" 😠 Jeff says you would sleep all day...Jordan says she wouldn't want to be a tiger or anything like that because they're mean...Lydia says she'd want to be a pomeranian...Kevin doesn't know, probably a bird so he can fly...Jeff says that was his answer, he'd want to fly...Michele says dolphin and Jeff says they came up with those too, they start talking about dolphins and how cool they are...Jeff wants a pet dolphin LOL they start chatting about the movie "The Hangover" and feeds switch back inside... Jordan was the cutest little pork chop 4:04-4:09pm https://youtu.be/m8x8-VLrQCM Jeff, Kevin & Jordan are sitting chatting outside on the couches. Michele & Lydia are laying on the lounger... Talk picks up with Jeff saying he thought he brought lots of socks but he didn't. Jordan says that if he needs to borrow some, she brought probably 20 pairs. Jeff says she packed super over...she brought 10 pairs of jeans. Kevin says 10? how did she fit them in there? Jordan says you never know what you might want to wear. Lydia yells at her what size jeans she has...Jordan says 4 and that Lydia can wear them...Jordan says that the capri jeans she wore on the plane over there were a size 2 but they're tight...Jeff says "what happened? you wore a size 2 here?" (I think even Jeff was surprised she was a size 2) Jordan says she can't get those things up, that is why she is stressing and eating cookie dough. Jordan says she can't get them past her butt cheeks now. She laughs. Jeff says "Jordannn". Kevin says he's not a fan of cookie dough, Jeff says it's so bad (for you), Jordan says but it's so good. Jeff says Jordan is going to keep eating them so why is she stressing out. Jordan says she hasn't eaten them, she stopped today, she ate fruit... Lydia yells at Jeff to lay off, stop throwing stones. Jeff says why does everyone interject, he helps her all day and then Lydia hears one thing he says and she's the hero for saying something...Jeff says he hates that, he tells Jordan all day, don't worry about it, you look fine, a hundred times a day and then one person is like hey! stop being mean! and he thinks where were you the rest of the time...Kevin acknowledges the positive comments Jeff gives. Jeff says thank you, thank you Victor...they then laugh about how Jeff couldn't remember Kevin's name in the HOH comp :) Jordan randomly says "I pooted...smells like broccoli" Jeff just looks at her, shakes his head and smiles 🥰 Jordan says she had fun today, it was a good day. Lydia says to Jordan that she must have been the cutest little girl ever...Jordan says eww, no I was...Lydia says don't say you were chubby, Jordan says she was, she will show them a picture... Jordan says her dad used to call her pork chop...Jeff says he has a buddy named Pork Chop and for the longest time didn't even know what his real name was. Kevin says Jeff has the best buddy names, Vit Tan Don, Mimmo, Pork Chop...Jeff says when he wins the Power of Veto he would call it the Power of Vit Tan Don. :) Talk then turns to disgusting boogers and luckily the feeds switch to Ronno! LOL JeJo try out the HOH room - Part 1 5:25-5:38pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1t1cDkjkXg Jeff & Jordan finally get some quiet time alone in the HOH. Jeff is up there listening to music, Jordan joins him and asks if he was sleeping...Jeff says what's up?...Jordan says nothing, she can't stand to sit out there with the others...Jeff says the same thing...Jordan says it's annoying...Jordan starts eating Starbursts :) ...Jordan says she moved to the hammock to go pluck her eyebrows to sit in the light and they were talking about Michele but she thinks they were talking about her too, she can't stand Ronnie, he gets on her nerves, she said they started talking game and Jessie was talking about Keesha, Jordan says this isn't season 10...Jeff knows, he says he's such a fu**ing loser...Jordan says she had to get away but hopefully pray to God, they don't get it (the Wizard) and Jeff knows that after Ronnie is gone they are going to target after them...Jeff agrees they will go up if they get it...feeds go to fish... When they return Jordan is saying that Jessie is just pissed that Ronnie is going home...Jeff says Jessie is a fu**ing good masturbator, f**k him LOL Jordan continues saying they talk about the dumbest stuff...Jeff says he can't even stand it, like 5 minutes with them, he can't, everyone is talking, they come sit down and it's just dead silence...Jordan says then they ask why isn't anybody talking? Jordan says she has nothing to say to them...Jeff says they are going up if they get it...Jordan knows the deal, she loves Starbursts. Jordan says they always bring the mood down...Jeff says his jokes are fu**ing terrible...Jordan wonders if they said anything in front of Lydia...Jeff says he doesn't say anything because he knows she will turn...Jeff says "we need the wizard power Jordan" 😏 Jordan says she thinks Jessie thinks Jordan has it...Jeff says good! let him think that, the others are always saying he or Jordan is going to get the power, America loves them, if so then why doesn't anybody in this house love them? how do they know that?...Jordan says "because we're nice"...Jeff says it doesn't make sense that they think America loves them but they don't love them, he doesn't get it, it makes them seem like losers... They rag on Jessie some more about how he thinks he's going to win every competition, Jeff says he won one thing when he rolled a ball...Jordan says he's not going to...Jordan gets in bed with Jeff and the feeds go to fish briefly...they return with Jeff saying they can't control the wizard thing so no matter who gets it, they get it, we have no idea who'll get it, we can't control HOH...Jordan worries it will get in the wrong hands...Jeff says what can you do? we can't control it, why stress about it, just hope it hasn't been given out yet and it's you. Jordan says her & Jeff are strong together...Jeff says "strong at what?"...Jordan says they're a strong pair, they don't turn on each other"...Jeff says he knows, he was just joking...Jeff says he has to get HOH and rock this party...Jordan says he's come close twice and he's given it up twice...Jeff says he didn't give it up...they bicker a little about that and Jordan says she didn't mean it in a smart way, Jeff says Jordan can get close one time and then they'll see...Jordan has gotten up, she looks at Jeff and says "there's no need to be a butthole" :) Jordan says she ate the whole thing of Starbursts, Jeff says that's good. Jordan gets back in bed and says that Jessie brought up something about Casey and said something smart about him...Jeff says that's all Jessie does, whoever insults him, it's his biggest fear, he can't wait until he's on the block and is crying like a little bitch, he remembers last season when he was on his knees begging for mercy and everyone was saying dude, get away from me, he's so paranoid and now he's got an 18 year old person that worships his every move, he thinks he's so cool, all he does is talk shit about people that left and his squad, shut up man, he's always complaining. Jordan says when he's up here on his throne, he's ok...Jeff just wants him the f**k out of here, he can't stand them two, he just wants them gone. Jeff starts playing with the remote, he's amused by it, he says they're not good at it yet because they have never been in there...Jordan giggles… JeJo try out the HOH room - Part 2 5:38-6:12pm Jordan starts fiddling with the remote now while Jeff semi-listens to music...they comment on how big or small the rooms look on the spy screen, they see someone walk out. Jeff says out of the blue "now this bed I could sleep with you in"...Jordan giggles, touches Jeff's arm and says "cuz you have your room?"...Jeff says yeah, he's not smashed off the bed...Jeff says sometimes he can sleep with Jordan in there but it depends, he doesn't like disturbing her, Jordan doesn't even move, if he falls right asleep he doesn't mind sleeping with her, it's usually him because he goes back & forth, he shakes his leg and he doesn't want to wake her up. Jordan says they laid out for a long time today...Jeff says he was just playing for awhile...Jeff starts talking game, he asks Jordan if he put up Jessie & Natalie, does Jordan think people would vote out Natalie? Jordan says she thinks Jeff could persuade people. They go over votes. Jordan starts talking about the following week too and Jeff says he's not playing that game. Jeff says they haven't won yet and the next week they're going to win two in a row? Jordan says she is including Michele too. Jeff says getting Jessie out is the key to them taking over. Jeff wants Jessie out if he puts him up. They agree they need to break Jessie & Natalie up. Jeff says without Jessie there, Lydia & Natalie would go at each other, Natalie would be so lost, she would almost want to leave, then Lydia would have nothing to fight about, etc. The whole thing would crumble if Jessie is gone. Jordan wonders who Michele would put up? Jeff says hopefully Jessie, he would get in her ear about it. Jordan wants to say something to Michele about Jessie talking smack about her but wants to wait until after the eviction...Jeff says she can already start brushing over it with her...Jeff says Michele is mental, all you have to do is drop a little seed and that thing will grow overnight...Jordan laughs...Jeff says all Jordan has to do is say that and the next day Michele will be like "Jessie's outta herrrre"...Jeff says Michele would be lost in her own forest from that seed. Jordan laughs...Jordan says Jeff got some sun but Jeff says that he thought Michele was the wizard because she's acting so weird but she's just weird. Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom...Jordan says she has a headache again...while Jeff is still there, Jordan randomly laughs out loud. Jeff asks Jordan if she's ever taken a poop up there...Jordan says she might have...Jeff says he hasn't. Jeff asks if she weighed herself...Jordan says no, would she want to do that? Jeff says the scale says he weighs 185lbs, in March he was around 200lbs, usually he weighs upper 190's...feeds go to fish... Now Jordan has the headphones on and is semi-listening to music...Jordan reaches over the bed to change the song on the CD player...Jeff starts talking about Michele's philosophy but says Jordan isn't even listening...they switch places on the bed...Jordan doesn't know any of the songs...Jeff lays back and closes his eyes...fish again briefly...Jordan has taken off the headphones and lays down, she starts talking to Jeff about a guy she dated off and on from 6th grade until 10th grade, she went to the beach with her friends family, she hadn't talked to the guy in a year and next thing she knows...FISH for about 6 mins! Feeds return with Jordan patting Jeff's arm and Jeff saying the sun drains you huh?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says this is like being in a bed at home...Jeff says yeah but he still hates being in other people's beds...Jeff thinks someone is coming and grabs the remote to check, they missed it, Jordan laughs, Jeff tries but to no avail, more giggles from Jordan. Jeff says what if you could hear people's conversation with this thing, everybody would be fu**ed, he'd be fu**ed because he tells Jordan everything, he talks shit about everybody...Jeff laughs and says each day he's got a new person he wants to kill. 😅 Jeff says he doesn't want to put anybody up, he just wants to rip someone's esophagus out...Jeff says he has never met such an egotistical maniac like Jessie, fu**ing guy always talks about himself, he hates people like that, he hates selfish people. Jeff looks at Jordan who says nothing...she reaches for Jeff's arm and Jeff says "what? now what are you thinking about? ice skating somewhere when you were 6?"... Jeff says he wants Michele to go make dinner, Jordan tells him she said she was going to work out first...Jeff says he's going to go eat...Jeff sees her on the spyscreen and hopes she's going to make dinner but instead goes to the bathroom, lol. Jeff wonders how long it would take for the remote to get boring, for now he's having a good time with it although it's hard to tell, people can spy on him because he's always talking with his hands...Jordan says whatever...Jeff says oh now she's tuned out but he had to listen to her boat stories when she was 9? Jeff pinches her arm and Jordan owwwww's! Jordan says it hurt, Jeff says imagine if it was back here and he reaches for the back of her arm...Jordan says "no, don't touch"...Jeff say it was the back of her arm he was doing, take it easy, scratch...he was just playing...Jordan says "scratch please"...Jeff obliges...Jeff says his legs still have a numb feeling, what's up? Jordan laughs...Jeff says enough is enough...Jeff starts showing Jordan how he couldn't move his legs like this and Jordan says "why does your calf bone stick out?"😂 Jeff says "my calf bone? I don't think it's a bone, it's a muscle" Jeff asks if she's ever seen a skeleton with a calf bone...he smiles and then says "Jordan my God" LOL Jordan says "calf muscle!"...Jordan says it looks abnormal...Jeff says he knows, he has big calves...Jordan says it's like a bubble...Jeff says his dad has really big calves, he gets them from his dad...they notice Ronnie on the spyscreen and Jeff starts making goofy cartoon noises depicting Ronnie...they go back to Jeff's calves, Jeff says it's a muscle, it's hard...Jordan repeats it looks funny...Jeff says it's because they're bigger than normal, he says a lot of times it's just hereditary...Jordan says it looks like he has an implant in there...Jeff says some guys do that...Jordan asks Jeff if he has one...Jeff tsks and says noooo, what is he? an egomaniac like some people who live there...Jordan gets goofy and says Jeff can use one her implants...Jeff says he would kick it out the window LOL Jordan goes back to scratching and Jeff remembers he was talking about laying in other peoples' beds...he doesn't like it when someone lays in his bed, he doesn't know why but when he just makes his bed and someone is laying in it with their dirty feet or something...Jordan says at home?...Jeff says more like in college, he doesn't like people in his bedroom, go lay in the couch, he's weird about that, it's where he sleeps and puts his face, they can fart in there, he just doesn't like it, he doesn't like anybody on there but he likes his girlfriends on there 😉 Jeff wants to get in a little session in (of scratching, it keeps stopping), Jordan says that didn't sound right, don't stop, let me get a session in?...Jeff says "I wish"...they laugh...Jordan gets shy and says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "geez"...Jeff says "geez what? enough is enough, fu**ing people go crazy in here". Jordan says "you know Casey was doing it"...Jeff asks if he was jerking off?...Jordan says "no, not in here, you know he's probably at home like get over here"...Jeff giggles saying that Casey said he'd do 6 pumps, oh it feels so good, I'm done, snort, zzzz. Jordan says "he jerked off?"...Jeff thought that was what Jordan said...Jordan says oh, no, then she says "I'm sure Laura went home and humped her boyfriend too"...Jeff says "yeah, dude, I don't think anyone made it out of the hotel room without..." they laugh. Jeff & Jordan talk about how they think now when they go into a hotel room they'll be worried if there are cameras and then they talk about sequester...Jeff says he walked around naked, if they got him, they got him...Jordan talks about how she was holed up in there and the maid called her to ask her if she was ok and wanted new sheets or towels because she always had the DND sign up. LOL Jeff says they gave him weird looks too, what's with this scumbag, he felt like an idiot. Jordan laughs. They then start noticing the people on the spyscreen and start hating on them especially Jessie, they say they're so bitter, they laugh and Jeff compares them to Beavis & Butthead just hating on everything...Jeff says they've had a rough couple of weeks, they're enjoying being up there, they're not even really up there, they're faking being up there. They laugh. Jordan & Jeff notice Russell is coming up so they try to act all non-chalant with him coming in the room, he enters and they crack up laughing at how stupid they looked, Russell laughs along with them. They laugh about making silly conversations between the people on the spyscreen. Talk turns to game... BY Girls - blond, dark haired & celebs 7:11-7:20pm Jeff and Russell are outside chatting, Jeff has his feet in the hot tub, Russell is sitting on the couch...Jordan and Michele are walking around the BY...Russell is bitching to Jeff about how much Chima is irritating him, acting like he is her boyfriend and he's sick of it...Jeff says it's weird but to just keep joking around with her...Russell says she's acting jealous of him talking with Michele...as Michele & Jordan walk by Russell says to Michele "the girls in this house are fu**ing petty"...Jeff looks at Jordan, smiles and says "I love when you work out Johrrdan" :) ...Jordan says "thanks"... Jordan tells Russell to cheer up...Russell mumbles under his breath about Chima again...Jordan tells Michele she's lost a lot of weight, Jeff agrees...Michele says she weighs the same...Jeff says Michele probably gained muscle and it weighs more than fat so that's why no change. Jordan finishes working out and sits down by the hot tub to chat. Michele wants to go shower...Jeff says he'll help Michele cook, Jordan offers as well but tells her to shower first, she leaves...Jordan says she feels like she should do a little bit more working out, she likes doing ab stuff but she needs to start doing her arms more. Jordan asks Russell what's wrong?...Russell keeps bitching about Chima...Jeff says he's fired up...Jordan asks why? what happened?...Russell says Chima thinks she's his girlfriend, she's jealous of Michele and was mad when Russell said that girl (from the comp) was hot, it was her friend and she was pissed he said she was hot...Jeff says it's nothing to get worked up about...Russell says he was up venting to Jessie about it...Jordan says earlier when the two of them went up she was going to yell "schemers" just to bug them...Russell says it's bad enough he has to deal with Chima he doesn't need Jordan doing that to him...Russell says this place makes you crazy and paranoid...Jeff says to not let that get to him, so many things can get to you in here...Russell says it's just something little but it's because she's a "chick", she's emotional and wants someone to lean on and he doesn't want to be that guy, he'll be her friend. Jordan says she hopes she's the mystery person...Russell says "how about you find me a girlriend that's not crazy?"...Jordan says "I'll find you one in Charlotte"...Russell says "cool"...Jordan says "why don't you come down?"...Russell being the shit disturber he was says "are you gonna find one for Jeff too?"...Jordan says "yeah, I'll find both y'all one, I'll find Jeff a dark haired one and you a blond"... Russell asks if Jeff likes dark hair?...Jordan says mmm, hmm...she looks at Jeff and says "you said you like dark haired girls"...Jeff looks down (clearly pissed about this and would tell her the next day in the GR that she was stupid to say it) and shrugs saying "it's more what I go for...I didn't say I didn't date blondes" Jordan says "well we'll find you, we'll see what dark haired girls we got and then we'll find you a blond if you need one and Russell we'll definitely get you a blond". Jordan says she doesn't know what kind of blondes he thinks are pretty though, she can't believe that Russell doesn't think Jessica Simpson is pretty...Jeff says he loves her 🥰 Russell says that she's got a butt in her chin...Jeff says "dude, I love Jessica Simpson" LOL Russell thinks Britney Spears is hotter than JS...Jeff says "I don't"...Jordan says she knows a girl who looks just like Britney...Russell says her ex looks exactly like Britney, the one that went to law school in Florida...Jordan says that she thinks Carrie Underwood is so pretty...Russell says she is smoking...Jeff says yeah... Jordan says that when she was in the auditions for Idol, she looked normal but she wasn't as gorgeous as she is now...Russell says they spend so much money on makeup & hair...Jeff says they have trainers, people that tell them what to eat, etc...Jordan reiterates that she's so pretty...Russell likes that one VS model, he can't remember her name...Jordan says that Jeff has one he likes...Jeff says her last name is Ambrosio...Russell tries to remember her name...Jeff says he knows her name, she was engaged to Lenny Kravitz, Adriana Lima, he likes the Ambrosio one better...Jordan says they're both from other countries...Jeff and Russell say they're from Brazil...Jordan says what it is about Brazil?...Russell says it's their big booty's, he says he used to date a girl from Brazil...feeds go to fish... Fans? We’ll have fans? 7:21pm Feeds return with Russell telling Jeff and Jordan that he gave his friend his facebook and myspace passwords, he hopes he's not accepting everyone...Jordan says "oh, shit"...Russell says yeah and he's dumb, a moron, sorry but he is...Jeff asks if there will that many people looking for him? <--- 😁 Russell says that Jessie said there's thousands upon thousands of requests...Jeff says "really?"...Russell says when Jessie got out he had thousands of requests so he made 2 separate ones, one personal, one for fans because he didn't want fans seeing his personal life. Jeff says "fans?" Jordan says "you'll get fans?"...Jeff laughs saying "fans?" Jordan says "I just can't picture it" <---- 🤭Jeff says he can't either LOL oh you will Jordan says "like who would actually, I don't know, like want to be...like I'm the biggest fan of yours, I'd just be like...thanks" <--- 😋 Jeff says "I'm a fan of yours...for what?...for laying around all day" 😂 Russell says for sunbathing...Jeff says it's cuz he goes in the pool a lot...Jordan does her crunches, about 7 of them 🤣 BY chat - JeJo haven’t kissed, kissed yet 7:22-7:36pm Jordan tells Russell that he better not ever vote her out of there...Russell says "I won't Jordan" (he never got the chance!)...Jordan says she'll be pissed...Russell says he would like to come to Charlotte, why would he do that? Jeff knows why he wouldn't but he can't tell you...Jordan says why?...Russell says he can't tell... Jordan looks at Jeff and says Jeff looks like he doesn't even know...Jeff says he knows things, he told her to talk to Russell...Russell says his promises are good, maybe as they get further along he will tell her...Jordan says she's scared if her or Jeff don't win HOH than they will go home...Russell says he doesn't even get to compete, he's screwed...Jeff says he's not, they won't put him up...Jordan says no one will put him up, not one person has said they want to put him up...Russell says guaranteed Kevin and Lydia are waiting to...Jordan says him and Chima are close (huh?)...Jeff says didn't she just hear what he said?...Jordan says no besides that she doesn't think Chima would put him up (wrong!)...Russell says girls get angry and crazy...Jordan says Jessie and Natalie like him so he's good...Russell says for now...Jeff says let's worry about this week and then worry about next week when it comes... Russell gets on the elliptical...Jordan half-heartedly does some leg exercises, asks Jeff if it does anything? she says she stinks, she smells herself...Jeff says "I smell y'all" :) Jordan tells the story about a group of guys from NY that she met at Hooter's, they were all friends, they were the coolest guys, they have the best time, every time she sees them out they're wasted and having so much fun, she gets jealous, she wishes she could get a bunch of her friends from Charlotte to move down here (LA)...Jeff doesn't respond...silence...Jeff kicks up some water towards Jordan's way...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "Johhrdan"... Jordan says "what Jeff?"...Jeff asks if she said that angry...Jordan doesn't answer and starts doing crunches again...silence...Kevin comes outside and Russell starts talking to him about Chima...Jeff tries to get Jordan's attention by saying Johhrdan again but Jordan's attention is on the convo Kevin & Russell are having... Kevin sits by the hot tub...Jordan out of the blue asks "why do guys not like fat girls?" (interesting she asked this when a gay guy arrived, hehe)...Russell says something inaudible...Jeff says "that's not true"...Russell yells out something else...Jeff says "what do you mean fat? describe"...Jordan says thick girls...Jeff says big, fat girls?...Jordan says not chubby, not panting fat, thicker girls, she starts to explain how her sister was before she lost weight...Jeff says "I like thicker girls" :) Jordan says her sister used to be thinner, than gained a bunch of weight and then all the guys she went to high school with weren't (interested), Natalie comes outside and interrupts Jordan's train of thought...Jeff says "would you like a big fat guy?" Jordan says guys with bellies aren't bad...Jeff says if you can't take care of yourself, would you want someone who is laying around, lazy all the time, unmotivated...Jordan nods no...Kevin says fat people aren't lazy Jeff...Jeff says no, fat people who talk like that, people who say they need to lose weight and then just be all fat... Jeff says there are people who like thick people, there's someone out there for everyone, no matter what you look like...Cams focus away from JeJo onto Russell and Natalie, JeJo can be heard talking in the background but it's mostly inaudible, Jordan can be heard talking about plus size models and being thicker...Jeff can then be heard telling Jordan she looks good...Jordan gets embarassed...Jeff tells Kevin that he always tells Jordan she looks good, doesn't he? does he or doesn't he?...Jordan says he does, she doesn't like it...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "it's embarrassing" Natalie is seen smiling at them...Jeff giggles about something...Natalie yells "he did say that!"...Jordan ehhhh's 🫤...Russell asks what was that?...Natalie says that Kevin said that Jeff said Jordan was a good kisser <---got that? LOL Jordan says they haven't "kissed, kissed yet" (so you're saying it's going to happen...;) ) ...Russell ooh's...Jeff says he never said that, they were joking around with her!...Jordan says "oh" LOL...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "we haven't kissed, kissed"...Natalie says that Jordan said they haven't kissed, kissed "yet" meaning she wants to (yep!)...Jeff says "shame, shame, know your name" :) Natalie says when one of them gets that HOH room, that's when it's gonna happen... (hmm, they didn't need the HOH room for "it" to happen LOL) Jordan says "best friends don't kiss" (since when?)... Jeff says "if I get HOH I'll definitely make out with you" 😍 ...Kevin says "you marry your best friend" (Go Kevin!)...at the same time Russell yells out that's not true, the girl he was in love with was his best friend...Jordan YELLS "SHUT UP RUSSELL!!"...Russell says he's still in love with her...Jordan tries to deflect saying that's why Russell wants to come to Charlotte, to be closer to her, no wait she lives in Florida...feeds go to fish… BY chat - Dating, New Years Eve, Valentine’s Day 7:38-7:47pm When the feeds return Jordan is telling Russell that he wants to go see Casey to see his girl...Jordan says that Russell talks about this girl a lot...Kevin asks if it was weird when they first started dating (because they were friends)...Russell doesn't answer...Jordan says that she and Russell were sitting in the pool one day for an hour talking about her...Jeff doesn't seem thrilled with this LOL (since he could barely get Jordan to stay in the pool 5 minutes with him...)...Russell answers that it wasn't weird actually because they always used to hang out, it was weird though because he couldn't really move (he was in traction), trying to make out with her...Jeff says Russell told him about that too... Jordan randomly asks Russell "did you dress like a frat boy?"...Russell says "me? does it look like I dress like a frat boy?"...Jordan says no...Kevin says he dressed like a mafia guy, with his pimp hat...Jeff, who is done with the convo and ready to get his feet out of the hot tub, says to Jordan "how do I dress, like a frat boy?"...Jordan ignores Jeff and tells Russell she likes that picture of Russell and his friend 🫤 (poor Jeff 😒) Jeff sits down on the couch. Russell says that picture was from New Years in San Francisco at the St. Regis/Francis, it's $150 a person, all you can drink open bar, he got tanked, had to be carried out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mQP3FUtPkY Jeff says that he went to one that was $100 with his buddy, it was all couples and him, Jeff told him there better be some chicks there, he went there and there were no chicks, nothing! a hundred bucks, all you can drink and the waitress/bartender was the only chick that was single, he's not sure she was single but she was the only one without someone in there and he went to get his drink, he got a vodka soda, he's getting ripped, everyone's got a date, he's so pissed off, so she gave him a little vodka soda, he pulled out a $20 and told her, listen, this is how we're going to do it, get that pint glass and fill it with vodka every time I come back, after a couple of them he told her "wanna make out at midnight?", she said "absolutely not" and he said "see ya later" LOL Jordan says that's what you did this past New Years? this past New Years she did nothing, she sat at home in the worst mood and was all bitter, she cooked herself dinner and watched the ball drop with her mom...Jeff says "aww, that's cute, that's cool, that's a good New Years" :) Russell says he's had the best times when he's been with his parents just fu**ing around...Jeff says it's a good one...Jordan says she was in her PJ's...Russell says she'll remember that...Jeff says yeah, she won't remember drinking gallons of vodka...Jordan says she told her mom the best thing was the next day she felt good, she wasn't hungover like everyone else, she says she thinks New Years is overrated though. Russell says the two holidays he hates are New Years and Valentine's day...they agree...Jeff says "Valentine's is the worst"...Russell says it's overhyped...Lydia says she loves it...Jeff says "chicks do"...Russell says "guys don't"...Jeff says "yeah, guys don't"...Russell says you have to drop 3 or 400 to give a girl a gift, teddy bear, flowers, all that shit...Jordan says she likes getting cards though, she loves reading cards and what they say, that's the most exciting thing ever cuz she likes to see what they write her...Jeff says he'd like it if someone made him something instead of buying an expensive gift, if they took the time to make it even if it was so cheesy and corny, he would like that... For some reason Jordan directs what she's about to say to Russell & not Jeff (super weird but Jordan did this around Russell a lot, she would regret it later I'm sure...) by saying "I think, Russell remember this...", she goes on to say that it's the little things that count like for example her mom likes tomatoes and her bf came over one day when she was at work and built a miniature tomato garden, it was so cute...Jeff says "yeah that's good"...Jordan says she remembers things little things like that... Jordan explains a Valentine card that was very creative and cute...Russell says there aren't many girls like Jordan out here, they all want Chanel & Tiffany...Jordan says don't get her wrong, she likes that too, she's gotten Gucci perfume from a guy with body wash, lotion and a massage gift, a diamond bracelet, a nice card...Russell says she sounds like a 10 yr old at Christmas...Jeff says "Jesus"... Russell goes back to the NYE convo saying the best thing is to just go with friends and get tanked, the past two he's taken dates and gotten in fights with them, he's gone home in separate cars/cabs, he's angry and he'll send them home...Jeff says that's funny, the New Years before this one, he went with a chick and got in a fight with her...Russell says by 12:30 he told her to find her own cab ride home, peace!...Jordan yells "Russell! that's awful!"...Russell says she was being a bitch, some girls are unappreciative...Jordan says "really?"...Russell says yeah, ask Jeff, they want you to buy dinners and for drinks to magically appear...Jeff says "I know right?"...Jordan says "it does get expensive to go out"... Kevin pipes up saying "there are females that expect that right?"...Jeff says "oh yeah, totally, I hate chicks like that, the girls I date are usually super cool, all the girls that I date...they can hang out with my friends, ykwim? those are the types of chicks I date, like that are really cool, will hang out and have a beer or a drink"...Russell says he needs to switch to that...Jeff says "I hate like the super, I can't even deal with chicks that are like all high maintenance, I can't even deal with it, they'd be like that chick's so hot she likes you and I'm like get out, no way man"...Russell says that's where he's made mistakes... Jordan asks Russell "the girls you date can't hang out with your friends?"...Russell says they're bonehead, models...Jeff says he can't do that, he pictures her going to a baseball game, doing stuff he likes, he'll do stuff she likes too, he'll say to a girl to go to a baseball game (with him) and she'll say eww, he'll say eww? whaddya mean eww? he likes it, wouldn't they go for him? if not, guess what, she can go wherever she wants then...Russell says they'd rather go shopping instead...Jeff says "maybe that's why I'm still single" 😉 They quiet down and then Jordan addresses Russell again UGHHH saying "yeah Russell you need to..." Russell says "go to Charlotte to find a non-California girl?"...Jordan says the way Russell talks about California, makes her not want to live out there...Jeff says they're not all like that, there's good people, you have to weed through them, it's like that anywhere, people suck everywhere agree! Jordan says that's true... Russell says he feels like the girls in California are a lot more self-centered, fake, it's who you know, the car you drive, out where they are from it's more about your personality, a lot of it is superficial here...Jessie points out some bald patches on Jeff's lower legs, they talk about taping ankles in football and injuring themselves on astro turf...ironically Russell breaks the elliptical and just escapes injuring himself... Can I shower with you? 7:52-7:58pm Jeff & Jordan come in from being outside. Jordan is going to shower and asks Jeff to help Michele with the chicken until she gets out. Jeff says why are you throwing me under the bus? He flicks the water from his wet glass at her. (not sure what this was about? possibly how Jordan had been outside saying that Jeff was into dark haired girls not blondes?) Jordan says she's not and she'll hug him after. Jordan goes to take a shower. Jeff says if it's ok if he pees first or does he have to get to work... Jeff follows Jordan into the bathroom and smiles at her...Jordan says to get over it, she's just playing...Jeff says she better shut her mouth, he's just playing... Jordan gets in the shower stall and when Jeff comes out she shows him how her bra matches her bikini bottoms now. Jeff says for real. Jordan says isn't it funny? Jeff says it is funny Jordan. Jeff says "Johrrdan...let me get in there...Jordan laughs...he says let me get in there...Jordan says nooo!!...Jeff smiles...Jordan says nooo!...Jeff says please Jordan...Jordan says he's not allowed. Jeff leaves saying "Johrrdan...ok Jordan". Hey Johrrdan, sit down 9:24-9:31pm https://youtu.be/QqGZ7cP3b6ki The HG's are sitting outside on the couches...Jordan comes outside and approaches the seating area...Jeff gets up saying "Hey Johrrdan, sit down"...Michele says they can squish and she moves over to let Jordan sit down, Jeff sits back down on the solo chair...Jeff leans over and says something inaudible to Jordan...Jordan mmm, hmm's...the others are talking about beer...Jordan says she likes the smell of beer...Jeff lays his head down on Jordan's shoulder awww ♥ Jeff & Jordan are quiet while the others talk...Jordan then instinctively reaches for Jeff's hand, he holds it up in the air while she claps her hands around it...Jeff says "hi Johrrdan" ☺️ Michele asks Jordan if she got enough wine? Jordan says she didn't have any...Jeff rubs Jordan's knee... Jordan asks for the pinata and looks through the candy...lots of candy talk...Jordan gives Jeff a candy he really wants, he says thanks and puts it in the pocket of his shorts, he says he put candy in his shorts during the competition (to eat) and then realizes that he put the shorts in the wash with the box in there, that's why his pockets were so full of that weird shit...the other HG's are shocked he was chewing candy during the comp, didn't it make him sick? how did he not throw up? Jeff says no, it was just something to chew on... Lydia says Jeff fishes though, he's used to the motion...Chima asks Jeff if he doesn't get seasick?...Jeff says he takes dramamine, he doesn't know why he didn't get sick, when he goes on merry go rounds, he gets sick, as a kid he did...Lydia says she loves them...Jeff says "ugh, they're a nightmare"...they go back to candy talk. Jeff lays his head on Jordan's shoulder again saying that was so weird...Jordan nods...Jeff says "you don't think it's as funny as I do?"...Jordan says it's cool, she makes a funny sound and says "sorry, that was a little juicy"...Jordan hands a bag of candy to Jeff, he opens it with his teeth and hands it back to her :) ...the HG's continue chatting… Ice Cream sweet kisses 11:14-11:18pm Jeff & Jordan are outside on the couches with Michele who is rambling about herself & generally being annoying. Kevin comes outside and joins them. Jordan is eating an ice cream sandwich...Jeff says Jordan eating one is like a 4 year old, it's all over her. :) Michele continues rambling, Jeff says he always manages to get mustard on himself...they try to cheer Kevin up a bit about the fact he's on slop. Jordan continues eating while Kevin & Michele chat. https://youtu.be/xCOdVw7xDt0 Jordan is finishing up her ice cream sandwich. Jordan whispers to Jeff "for once be nice" Jeff says "to who?" Jordan says "to me" Jeff says "why" Jordan says "cuz you're being mean"..,Jeff says "I'm not being mean" and leans in and gives her two sweet kisses on the cheek. :) It's very fast so it was barely caught on camera. Kevin tells Michele...I just saw something, they just kissed. Jordan is giggling and Jeff cracks up...Michele says she saw nothing...Jeff points at Michele saying she's blushing...Kevin giggles about the cameras, he and Michele talk about the cameras...Jeff just looks at Jordan adoringly... Jordan asks if he wants some? Jeff nods no...Jordan says she doesn't feel good, Jeff shakes his head and sighs...Jordan pats Jeff's leg...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom and takes Jordan's plate in...

August 4 Jeff speaks Jordan now 12:01am Very very quick moment when the feeds come back briefly...the HG's are still chatting in the LR...Jordan must have said something the others don't understand and Jeff says "they don't know what you mean"...Natalie says "I was like the live feeds?"...Jeff says "I speak Jordan now"...Chima and Natalie laugh...Jordan giggles and says "I doubt that"... Uncanny foreshadowing 12:02am Feeds return with Jordan saying all the fights in the house will be censored with so much beeping...Jeff agrees...Chima says not the showtime stuff though...Jordan says no live, Julie will be asking them a bunch of questions...Natalie says maybe they will ask...Chima says she hopes Julie asks because she will go off on Russell...Natalie says she can't curse...Chima says she can say what she wants to say without cursing...Kevin says Julie won't ask her...Jeff laughs and says "hell no". Chima laughs her loud evil laugh saying she will ask Julie if she can interject...Natalie says she can do that but she's banned for the season on questions, they're not asking her anything. Jeff says they're going to blur her out from the live feeds ...Jeff says before they even start there will be a censor box over her...Natalie says they have the fish tank ready for her...Chima says (Julie will say) no singing, no swearing, no calling me a ho. Jeff says (they'll say) "Chima please put your microphone in the Diary Room" OMG loud evil Chima laugh again Then Chima says "please drop your microphone in the pool" 😳 😳 Jeff says "we'll eat the 4 grand, the fines are adding up" (umm nope! LOL) Jordan is having deja vu 12:04-12:06am Natalie gets called into the DR...Jeff asks if they're asking everyone in there tonight?...Chima says probably not Jeff & Jordan...Michele who is being her usual contrary self says they will get called in too...Chima says "they're not going to call in Jeff & Jordan"...Michele says Jordan might be sitting to close to her (the 3 feet rule)...Michele says no one is getting any action tonight (wrong! 😏)... Jordan asks if they've ever had a fight in BB history where they had to step in...Michele says there was a guy who was removed for putting a knife up to someone's throat...Jordan asks if there was a fight where they were on the ground punching each other?...the others aren't sure but Ronnie who is overhearing from the RR yells out that it's never happened. Jordan & Jeff crack up laughing at Ronnie...Jordan asks why would a guy do that? (the knife thing)...Jeff says he has a couple of examples...Jordan yells out that Ronnie really knows his stuff...Ronnie says he told them, he's seen every season...they laugh...Jeff says Ronnie hears his voice everywhere...Jordan says Ronnie is like the guy version of the girl from American Pie that says "one time at band camp", he knows everything about BB. Jordan says "ohh, I'm having deja vu"...Jeff says "you are? when the f**k did you ever experience something like this?"😂 They all laugh and Jeff walks away… Quick JeJo recap btw major game talk 12:27-12:43am Jeff and Russell are outside, Jeff is in the hot tub...Jordan heads outside after talking some hardcore game with Michele in the GR...as soon as Jordan is there Russell starts explaining his side of the story regarding some conversations he's had with Michele and how Michele wants an all girls final, does Jordan have any questions? he'll tell her the truth...Jeff says there have been a lot of hot heads today, he wouldn't sweat it...Russell says he hasn't lied to them... Jordan, goes to soak her feet in the hot tub, she asks if Jessie is really after her & Jeff?...Russell says he honestly doesn't know, he can't figure out who is lying, Michele or Chima? Michele finally admitted to Russell that she lied to him...Jordan who is undeterred by Russell's avoidance of the original question says "I thought you told me earlier that Jessie wanted to put me and Jeff on the block?"...Russell says it was between them or Kevin and Lydia. Jordan says she talked to Chima about it, she told her that Russell told her and Chima denied it...Russell says Jordan has to realize that someone might say something but they're not putting it in context of the time they said it, everything changes from week to week and when thinking about who to put up they rank who needs to go, obviously Jeff and Jordan are on the list, they're on the "other team"...Russell says the whole thing blew up because of Michele's lies...Jordan asks if Russell and Ronnie are together?...Russell denies that too, he says when things blow up you only hear one side of the story, if they have any questions, just ask him, he advises them to be really careful of what they say to or hear from Michele, also to be careful of Chima because she has something personal against him now and Michele is now skating through. Jeff pipes up saying he heard Michele went into the GR to ask if the others if they wanted a 4th vote for Ronnie to stay (the infamous Green Room lie lol)...Russell says yes and he explains what happened and tells JeJo to ask Jessie and Natalie...Jeff says Michele knew it had to be this week...Russell says it was 2 days ago...Russell says again that he hasn't lied to them at all...Russell goes on to say that he doesn't like Chima and there's no easy way to tell her that, she gets offended, she takes it to heart...Russell says they should ask Jessie and Natalie what happened...Russell walks inside... So cute seeing how as soon as Russell was inside Jordan started game talking with her BFF Jeff ...Jordan says that Michele pulled her in the GR and told her all the stuff she's been wanting to tell them...Jordan says "God, I don't even know who to fricken believe Jeff"... Jeff says "me either"...Jordan says she believes Michele...Jeff says "you do?"...Jordan says she really does because she thinks the fight tonight was fake...Jeff says "really? between who?"...Jordan says Russell and Chima...she says that when she went to go in the DR, she caught it, she mentioned it to Michele and she saw it too, when Chima walked by Russell, he gave her a mean look but he winked at her, she saw it, she caught it...Jeff questions it...Jordan says it was a real wink...Jordan also noticed Natalie was acting kinda weird and as Michele was telling her things, she was thinking the exact same things... And cue Natalie coming outside to talk game...Jordan immediately stops talking, she greets Natalie with a hello...Jeff wants to know what Natalie's grin is all about?...Natalie says nothing, she asks what Russell said?...Jeff and Jordan say nothing...Jeff asks Natalie if Michele came up to her and asked if they needed a 4th vote in exchange for protection? Natalie lies and says yes she did and goes on to explain what happened (the Green Room incident strikes again :) ) Jeff asks if they would put him up?...Natalie says she wouldn't and neither would Jessie, she wouldn't lie ...Jeff says how does he know that?...Natalie insists they wouldn't...Jordan says they're trying to figure out what's up because they've heard they're going up next week...Natalie asks if it was Russell that said that?...Jordan and Jeff say different people...Natalie gives them her word that neither one of them will go up if she wins and she says Jessie always wants to talk to Jeff but what he never seems to get his point across to him (aka awkward never going to happen alliance LOL) Jeff brings up that when they did talk about it (the alliance of 4) he thought they were cool and then Jordan went up on the block...Natalie says that Jessie was cool with Jeff but thought Jordan was coming after him so he didn't want to involve Jordan in the alliance (alliance of 4 vs 3 debate)...Jeff says they had team meetings w/o him when deciding who to put up that week...Natalie denies it saying they didn't have one, they didn't know who Jessie was putting up, she found out 2 seconds before he went into the DR that he was putting Jordan up... Jeff asks "how about Casey"...Natalie says the plan all along was to backdoor Casey...they talk a little about how the whole Casey/Jessie thing went down, that Jessie knew Casey wasn't going after him but he was going after Natalie so in Jessie's mind, it was the same thing. Jeff then asks what happened when the whole house wanted Ronnie go and he didn't go?...Natalie explains that Ronnie wasn't coming after Jessie or Natalie...Jeff says the whole house wanted him out...Natalie says is he playing the game for himself or what the whole house wants? Jessie did what was best for him and Natalie...Jeff says what about the whole house's decision?...Natalie says it's not the whole house's decision...Kevin walks outside and sits with his feet in the hot tub...game talk pretty much stops...Jeff says those were the only questions he had...Natalie says she's telling him straight up whether or not he wants to believe it...Jeff says "I gotcha"...at this point Michele has joined the group and talk really quiets down to random chatter...Jeff mutters under his breath "so many questions".... JeJo noses banter 1:47am Kevin, Michele, Jeff & Jordan are outside on the couches...JeJo start drifting into their own little world as usual… https://youtu.be/DXyY8NiB4xg Jeff sighs and says "this place is so fu**ed, according to everyone I'm safe until the end"...Jordan turns toward Jeff...Jeff says "we're safe to the end, from everybody, nobody wants us out" /sarcasm...Jordan whispers that they'll talk later (since they couldn't get 5 minutes alone earlier)...Jeff goes to touch Jordan but hits her in the nose, he sits up saying sorry, he laughs and rubs her cheek :) Jordan oww's... Jordan says "you know my nose is pointy and it hurts"...Jeff taps her nose and then touches his while looking at the window/mirror saying "I have a big nose"...Jordan & Jeff scrunch up their faces real cute at each other...they have a little staring moment... Jordan breaks it up by saying "I feel like...I ate macaroni & cheese"...Jeff complains he has to stop eating...Jordan says she kind of wants to work out tonight, she's not going to be able to sleep...Jeff says he won't either and he wanted to go to bed at 9, he's smoking everything and he doesn't know what to believe or not...they get a little quiet and then banter a little until Lydia walks outside… OMG They’re hot dawgs Jayeff banter 1:49-1:52am Lydia walks outside and joins the group...she's eating a cookie which prompts Kevin, who is on slop, to say that he knows what his first meal will be, a hot dog and a bowl of cereal...Jeff says he could go for a hot dog...Lydia agrees, do they want to make hot dogs?...Jordan says "yeah"...they laugh...Jeff says "you wanna just close the night off"...Jordan looks at Jeff saying "come on!"...Jeff says they're killing the guy (Kevin)...Kevin doesn't mind...Lydia says with onions and mustard...Jeff says relish...Jordan says ketchup...Kevin says cheese...Jordan says "let's do it guys!"... Michele says pickles are so awesome (gah she's so irritating)...Jeff asks how are they going to make the hot dogs?...Jordan says in the microwave...Lydia says fry them...Jeff likes them burnt...Lydia says to cut little slices in them and pan fry...Jordan says that every night after going out downtown, she would stop at a hot dog stand...Lydia says they can put the buns to warm them...Jeff says "wrap them in turkey bacon" LOL...Lydia says "can we do this? can we get on this right now?"...Jeff says he thinks they might have to...Jordan agrees... Kevin asks how much did Jeff eat today?...Jeff says "everything, the whole planet"...Lydia says "let's do this"...Jordan says "I'm down"...Jordan says she wears stretchy pants every day, she laughs...Jeff says he doesn't know if he should eat all that shit...Jordan says to not act like a girl and just do it...Jeff says what does she mean? he just ate everything...Kevin says Jeff is super skinny, he's physically fit...Jordan says "why, I know I told you, girls like guys with a little fat on them ok"...Lydia says they need to work on Jeff's butt...Jeff says "I do, I have no butt"...Kevin says he has nothing...Jeff says he used to have a booty but he doesn't like working out his legs anymore...Lydia says for him to just eat, then he'll get one...Jeff nuh-uh's... Lydia says "I'm making hot dogs, who wants a hot dog?"...Jeff says "are they turkey dogs?"...Jordan in the funniest manner says "OMG they're hot dawgs Jayeff..they taste the same"😅...Jeff gives her a look to which Jordan giggles saying sorry...Kevin finds this amusing, he laughs... Jeff points his finger in the air saying he doesn't want one now...Lydia says 2 hot dogs then, one for her & Jordan...Jordan says "Jeff wants a hot dog"...Jeff says he'll fu**ing whip it right over that fence...Jordan says "no you won't! you want one" Jeff looks at her no...Jordan says "yes you do, Jeff wants one"...Jeff says to bring it out there and he'll fu**ing punt it...Jordan says "Jeff, you want a hot dog"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "yes you do" and she slaps him playfully... Kevin keeps smiling, unable to take his eyes off them...Jeff gives Jordan a look and says "you catch more bees with honey, is that how it goes?" (Not quite Jeff, something to do with flies, honey & vinegar) Jeff continues "instead of with your smart comments"...Jordan goes to hug Jeff saying she was just kidding...Jeff says "get outta here" and Jordan laughs reaching for Jeff saying "come on"...Jeff says "go make me a hot dog"...Jordan says "it's gonna be good too and you're gonna be jealous when I'm eating it"...Jeff says he's not, what if he smashes it in her face?...they giggle...talk turns to what they're going to do tomorrow… Jeff wants some of Jordan/kitchen flirting 2:16-2:26am https://youtu.be/DXyY8NiB4xg Jordan sits beside Jeff at the kitchen counter to eat her mac & cheese. Jordan offers some of her food to Jeff saying "want some?"...Jeff says "of you?" 😍 Jeff wants to kiss Jordan but just touches her face with his lips and says he ate some. Jordan wants Jeff to eat some more...they start flirting...they have some laughs with Ronnie & Chima. Jordan calls Ronnie out on him calling her dumb. Ronnie admits it and apologizes because he really doesn't think that. Jordan says it's ok, she gets called that a lot. Jordan has gotten up and stands next to Jeff, they read the rule book...Jeff asks if she will scratch his back for 2 minutes tonight?...Jordan starts rubbing his shoulder, arm, she nods and says mmm, hmm. Oh the irony! 2:26am Feeds come back with Ronnie asking Jordan if when he goes home and watches the live feeds will he see Jeff & Jordan making out?...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says no and then with emphasis says "no! my mom and them are watching, they don't wanna be seeing me kissing...some boy" Interesting because the next night Jeff & Jordan would be making out with Ronnie right in the room...he didn't need live feeds to see that and yet he saw none of it!! LOL Jeff realizes Jordan loves armpits 2:33am Jordan loves armpits...actually Jeff’s armpits...Jordan is brushing her teeth getting ready for bed in the BR and Jordan inspects his armpit seeing that he had cut them, just a brief moment... Jeff says “Jordan, I can’t deal with you all of the time” 2:37-3:32am This, IMO was where Jeff could no longer take not being more intimate with Jordan, he needed to kiss her and her kiss him and mean it. She was driving him nuts! https://youtu.be/BI1sMkXW5vE Jeff & Jordan prepare for bed...they walk into the SS room, Jeff grabs a pillow and Jordan asks Jeff "where are you sleeping?"...Jeff says "with you, but then I'll probably end up coming in here" Jeff giggles...Jordan says "I know! you do that every night"...Jeff says "because you're so peaceful"...Jordan says "so you leave?"...Jeff says "whaddya mean so I leave, I don't want to wake you up"...they both go back in the RR, Jordan sits on the bed while Jeff keeps milling about. Jeff says he's going to clean house tomorrow (meaning he's not going to pig out so much & work out)...Jordan says she is too...feeds cut out briefly... Jeff & Jordan finally get to laying down...they are stuffed from eating so much...Jordan tries to talk a bit of game with Michele but Jeff says it can wait until tomorrow...Jordan says she ate 3 cookies, 2 things of mac & cheese, a hot dog, chicken parmesan and soup...Jeff says he ate 3 slices of pizza, some cookies, mac & cheese, ice cream and more...Jeff says they will probably need to wheel in some king sized beds for them soon LOL Jordan says she's going to put herself to go on slop, Jeff says America's going to vote the whole house on it...Ronnie is talking in the kitchen...Jordan says Ronnie never shuts up, Jeff says he runs on batteries, that guy, puts on the waterworks, yells and talks, oh my goodness. They wonder if Ronnie is the wizard, knowing how fu**ed up this place is, he has to be. Jordan can't believe they didn't win the wizard...Jeff says he's pissed too, he hopes nobody knows yet. Michele says it's too late...Jeff says he wanted it so bad, Jordan too, she's mad...Michele whispers to them that Natalie thinks it's Jeff...Jeff says it's not him, everyone thinks it is but it's not...Jordan says shoot, if it was Jeff...Jeff finishes her thought saying "I'd be singing a different tune sista"...Jordan says she'd be doing cartwheels...Jeff & Jordan say that America hates them and that they probably came in last in voting..they joke around and laugh about that. Jordan rubs Jeff's belly and gets a little rough...Jeff asks her to be nice on his stomach, it's full, it's gonna pop. Jordan tries to talk game with Michele again (GR incident) but Jeff isn't in the mood, he says it can wait for tomorrow, he's spent, for Jordan to talk about the wizard instead...Jordan agrees to talk about it tomorrow...Ronnie starts talking loud from the kitchen and Jeff says he wishes he had a voodoo doll. 😅 Around the 2:45am mark Jordan starts holding onto Jeff's arm and getting real touchy-feely...they talk about the music they want BB to play...Jeff says he had his negative day today but it's all positive vibes from now on, he's going to have a good day tomorrow (little did he know that he would get the wizard power the next day)...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm real tight...Jeff says "right Jordan?"...Jordan says "always happy"...they joke around again about how they both came in last, it was a tie for him and Jordan...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he lost, it's over...they tell Michele they hope she's lying to them and she is the wizard...Michele tells them the same...Jeff covers them up with the sheet...Jordan cuddles into Jeff, more wizard talk... Jordan tells Jeff while rubbing & squeezing that she likes squeezing him but Jeff doesn't quite hear her...back to more wizard talk...Jeff thinks it might be Ronnie...Jordan says it's because he's happy...Jeff says yeah, what else could f**k this thing up even more?...Jordan says "Ronnie"...Jeff says yeah that... Jordan takes off Jeff's glasses. :) Jeff makes fun of how Ronnie was acting earlier when he was being all dramatic, he says he's like a theater actor...Jordan bangs her elbow on the cubby above the bed...Jeff asks if she's alright?...she's fine, Jordan sits up and they talk with Michele about choking people with a rope (?)... Jordan says she can't get comfy...Jeff says him too, that's why he's all sprawled out like a sumo wrestler...Michele suggests they go in the double bed in the SS room...(they would the next night ) Jeff says he likes his situation, he falls asleep next to Jordan and then runs in the other room. Jordan rubs his ear and calls him a butt for saying that...Jeff says what? she doesn't even know he's gone...Jordan says she knows, she wakes up and thinks "where's Jeff?" and he's gone...they sing and feeds cut out... They still can't believe they're not the wizard...Jordan says she knows, she said her prayers at night...Jeff says he's serious, he thought they might get it, don't people feel bad for them? maybe they feel bad for themselves...they talk about the voting for the wizard...Jeff says maybe BB isn't telling them til last minute, decisions could be made last minute, that is his philosophy, it still leaves hope...for Jordo :) At the 2:56 am mark Jordan tells Jeff to turn towards her...she starts rubbing his back and is right in his face...Jordan gets him to take off his tank top and he says "I love that you scratch my back though"...Jordan says she feels bad cuz he came in last place with the wizard, she's kidding...she keeps rubbing/scratching...Jordan giggles about something...Jeff asks if she farted? Jordan swears she didn't and she pulls Jeff closer to her...and Jeff says in a super sexy voice "what are you thinking of?...I don't even wanna know...do I?" Jordan of course diffuses the sexual tension by saying no, she needs to work out tomorrow. ...Jeff says omg...he can't understand her mind, it just switches, he says "Jordan I can't deal with all of you all the time" 💙 They share more giggles...Jeff says he's trying to relax but he is smiling, she's making him laugh and he's trying to relax at the same time...they giggle more...Jordan has a gas pain in her chest, it passes...Jeff whines that his back scratch wasn't long enough, it was 30 seconds...Jordan says no it wasn't and she scratches a little more, then she blows farts on Jeff's chest...Jeff wants to relax with scratches...they laugh about what Ronnie is saying in the kitchen...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's face looking fat when he's laying on his side...Jordan pats Jeff and Jeff asks if it's over? They laugh again about the Ronnie/Kevin confrontation from earlier in the night, Jeff says it was the best, he loved it...Jordan in British accent says "did it turn you on?"...Jeff says yeah...Michele mumbles "you weirdos"...they fumble around with their mics, Jordan is being goofy and nervous, hiding under the sheet...more movement trying to get comfy...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to lay on the other end?...Jeff says no, he'll be gone soon...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "shut up" while smiling...Jordan arghh's and the feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is saying that when she realizes Jeff is gone, she splatters out...Jordan puts her mic away, turns away from Jeff and says goodnight Jeffrey...he says goodnight Jordan and then grunts (I think he was a little frustrated that she didn't kiss him goodnight LOL) Jordan says "what? turn this way"...Jeff turns towards her to spoon...they settle in and Jeff reaches over and kisses her face...Jeff then looks around wondering who just closed the door...Jordan doesn't know who it is, she tells him to try and go to sleep...Jeff turns to spoon Jordan again and gives her another kiss...they settle in... @ the 3:32 am mark Jeff kisses Jordan gn (on the lips) and goes to the SS room to sleep. Kitchen banter - Jordan needs cheering up 1:52-2:09pm The feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the kitchen...they have both woken up late...Jordan is looking through the refrigerator and Jeff is eating tuna...Jordan finds some chicken...Jeff says "watch those eggs"...Jordan says she thought Jeff said "Russell said"...Jeff says oh man...Jordan says it's awkward (with Russell)...Jeff says he can take a day off from the pool...Jordan says it's foggy...Jeff says he's pretty tan, he can get tan tomorrow for Thursday...Jordan keeps looking in the refrigerator... Jordan asks where the cottage cheese went?...Jeff says he ate it for breakfast, does she want him to get another one?...Jordan says no, wait, she says she's trying to figure out what to eat with the chicken...Jeff walks to the SR and says to make a little salad...Jordan says how about the mac & cheese?...Jeff doesn't think it's the best choice, does she want the cottage cheese?...Jordan says with the chicken?...Jeff farts loudly LOL Jordan giggles and asks to grab a salad bag too please...Jeff says "don't boss me" :) Jordan warms up her chicken...Jeff comes back and says there was no salad...Jordan says she was already warming up her chicken, she turns off the microwave...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to clean the fridge out?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks if she's not in the mood?...Jordan, with attitude, says she cleans every day, she's laying out and Jeff can stay in...Jeff doesn't like her attitude...they bump into each other...Jeff says "watch out"...Jordan says for Jeff not to talk to her that way (?)...Jeff says she's already making him sick and she's been up for 5 minutes...Jordan says "I'm gonna stab you with this fork" 🤨 ...Jeff says to do it... Jordan starts spooning out mac & cheese instead...Jeff says "eww, we were such fatties yesterday"...Jeff says it's 2 o'clock, what other option does he have but lay out? he just doesn't want to go out there and talk fu**ing game, he mumbles under his breath about what Russell will say to him...Jordan snarkily says "are you talking to yourself?"...Jeff gives Jordan a look and says "yeah"...Jeff eats his Triscuits & hummus...Jordan asks if the plate in the microwave will catch on fire?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks why is it popping then?...Jeff says mmm... Jordan says "me and you need to talk...majorly"...Jeff says they can talk in their room...Jordan's not so sure...Jordan says her and Jeff were just sitting back and watching the whole thing (the fights the night before)...Jeff says "yeah"...they start whispering...Jeff asks what they need to talk about...Jordan says Michele and Natalie...Jeff says he's sure Michele would do that (GR lie) and then when they told them no, she came to them, that's what it was...Jordan says she knows the GR thing is true but will she keep Ronnie?...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says she has an idea in her head...Jeff says he doesn't trust Michele, Jordan does...Jordan says she's torn, she doesn't know who to believe...Jeff says she's getting too confident...Jordan says maybe she's the wizard?...Jeff says maybe, how about Natalie's speech yesterday saying they were safe when they were put on the block 3 times? apparently they are safe from the whole house... Michele walks into the kitchen and they chit chat...Michele says they were sleeping a long time...Jeff says he said holy f**k when they told him it was 1:45, they got them up to do DR stuff at 8...Russell comes in from the outside...Jeff says he's going to throw away stuff from the fridge, enough is enough...Michele and Russell both leave... https://youtu.be/Xk5cyJFoVhw Jeff starts to clean out the refrigerator...Jeff asks "how's your lunch pumpkin?" :) Jordan says good...Jeff holds up a cookie dough package and dramatically throws it out saying "there's a little bit of cookie dough left"...Jordan says "why'd you throw that away!?"...Jeff says "because there's half a piece in there, take it easy, there's a whole other fu**ing thing, crybaby, if you want to stuff your face with cookie dough" whoa! 😯 They have a little stare down...Jeff nods his head and says "yeah"...Jordan says "don't talk to me for the rest of the day"...Jeff says "fine" (like that is going to last!) 😄 Jeff keeps at it, he throws the full package of cookie dough on the counter in front of Jordan...they are quiet for a bit...Jeff can't handle the first minute of the rest of the day not talking so...Jeff tells Jordan he wants to tell her something but he forgot 😉 LOL Jordan says she is in the mood that he was in yesterday...Jeff says that's bad...Jeff says they need to sit and evaluate everything, after she is done lunch...ok pumpkin pie? :) ...Jeff says she is not going to cheer up today?...Jordan says no...they start whispering about Michele again...Jeff says she thinks she's too smart...Jordan says something about a doctor and then Jeff starts saying something else but Jordan keeps looking down not paying attention...Jeff looks at her saying "ohh...I am going to leave you alone today but first we have to talk"...Jordan says she wants to be by herself...Jeff says he knows what she means but they'll talk later...Jordan says she wants to lay out though, is he?...Jeff says no, maybe later...Jeff keeps throwing stuff out... Kevin passes through and asks why the chairs are all spread out...Jordan says Michele was cleaning...Jeff looks back and asks if she left them like that?...Jordan smiles and nods yes...Jeff shakes his head and says that he doesn't think he's out of his funk yet either...Jordan gets up and comes around near the refrigerator, she giggles saying that they probably look stupid on TV because they're trying to figure stuff out and can't...Jeff gives her a sweet hug...Jordan ewwws because Jeff smells like toona. All is right in JeJo land again :) Jeff agrees that people are calling them stupid, they are giving people a chance since they said nice things even though they have been up 15 times...Jordan giggles and puts the chairs in place...she puts her dishes away saying she'll deal with them later...Jeff says they'll talk later, she should go relax...Jordan says she's going to sit out there but it's just awkward with Russell out there...Jeff says that's why he doesn't want to be out there...Jordan says it's weird...she goes outside… Loving Jeff’s angry humor 2:50-3:03pm Jeff, Kevin & Lydia are in the LR chatting...Kevin asks if Jeff ate the squid?...Jeff says he ate it once...Kevin says they should throw it away...Lydia says nobody wants it just like the cocktail weinies...Jeff says he threw them away...they thank him...Jeff says he left one package in case someone got bent out of shape and he could fire them at their head...Lydia laughs...Jeff rants about some cabbage thing that was in there that was fu**ing gross, it had spiderwebs on it, it was so moldy...Lydia said he should have used his wizard powers to poof it away...Jeff says he cleaned it all and washed the dishes, scumbags LOL Lydia laughs saying that he gets these tiny happy fits of rage...Jeff says it's cuz shit is so filthy and dirty and no one cares, it drives him fu**ing crazy...Lydia says sorry...Jeff says it's all clean now, everyone settle down...Kevin says he likes his humor, Lydia too...Kevin says it's an angry humor...Lydia says it's happy fits of rage...Jeff giggles...they talk about the comedian George Carlin who was always angry but so funny...Lydia asks Jeff why he's smiling? Jeff who has moved over says it's because he found a better spot...Chima joins them and they keep talking about George Carlin...Jeff asks if they ever heard of his "seven meanings of the word f**k?" (Jeff would know this LOL)...they know, Chima says her grandma liked him...Jeff says her grandma sounds awesome...Chima says she's cool, she's likes a lot of young people's stuff, she's not typical...Lydia says they should bring her to Vegas...Chima laughs and they talk a little more about grandma… LR chat - Birthing, babies, Jeff’s one liners 3:03-3:19pm Can I just say that all of them are SO misinformed about this topic during this convo, it makes me LOLOL Talk turns to getting fat specifically after having babies...Chima thinks she will put some weight on which is good for her...Kevin asks how do you get rid of the excess skin?...Lydia says you hope to have good elasticity and use a lot of cocoa butter...Chima says some women get those unfortunate little that they can't get rid of, it hangs over...Lydia calls it the FUPA, do they know what that is?...Jeff says pupa?...Lydia corrects him, Jeff says he doesn't know...Lydia says it's the fat, upper, pussy...area Chima and Jeff go ahhhh...Lydia says it happens to pregnant women...Chima says you can get it removed...Kevin says he would get a C-section if he was pregnant...Lydia says you don't get to choose, do you?...Chima says doctors prefer not to do them...Jeff says yeah...Kevin says he'd get a C-section/tummy tuck at the same time (umm 🤔 )...Jeff says if you get a C-section then you get a huge scar (LOL)...Chima says yeah you do, it's horizontal and really low...Jeff says "oh, it is? I thought it was vertical"... Chima says it used to be...Lydia says do you want a scar or pushing through your...Kevin says "tight little tiny vagina"...Chima says it won't be tight anymore, it doesn't go back to what it was for sure...Jeff says really?...Lydia says you're pushing a human through it...Jeff says it's natural, every woman has done it through time, he doesn't know why the next woman thinks she can't do it...Chima says they're just being spoiled and don't want to...Jeff says "plus you have an epidural, you don't even know, so you're just like f**k it" <---it's not quite like that Jeff LOL Chima says yeah but you have to get stitched up, it doesn't heal, it doesn't revert back...Jeff asks what needs to be stitched up? you gotta stitch up your puss? ...Chima explains that they have to do an episiotomy where they cut from your vagina down to your anus....Jeff freaks out saying "what!!??"...Kevin and Lydia say sometimes it rips (right!)...Jeff says "oh YAMAHAMA!" Jeff says "what!? it rips!? oh! speak about the worst place to rip anything, oh f**k that, I would not even want to be pregnant"...Chima says with a C-section you don't have to deal with that but still...Jeff says he thought they just put an IV in you, like a shot in your spine...Chima says that's what the epidural is but the episiotomy is done to keep you from ripping or if you rip to cut the rest...Lydia laughs at how mortified Jeff is...Jeff says that's fu**ing bad, he wonders how come he never knew that, cuz it's so bad that nobody wants to talk about it...Lydia says most women go number 2...Jeff says "I heard that, big deal, if some woman had my baby I'd let her shit on me"...Jeff says he doesn't know about the ripping thing, he'd have to have a talk, thanks for the baby but things just aren't working out, he laughs and says he's just joking! Talk turns to how hot it is outside...Jeff says he'll have his sun day tomorrow...they talk about the wizard...then they talk about how awkward it's going to be up in the HOH before the show...Jeff says they say that every week...Chima says all the HOH's lose their minds after Mondays...Jeff says he hasn't had that problem...Lydia says that's why a female needs to be HOH...Jeff says yeah there have been none, would they rip their? nevermind but the thought makes him cringe and he can take a lot of blood and stuff. Jeff pinches himself "down there" and says he can't even handle that pain...Chima says a human head has to go through there...Chima says it's called the perineum...Jeff says he's calling someone a "perimeum" LOL, he's going to be haunted by that now, that's new knowledge for him, that's probably why dudes pass out during labor, they didn't know that either...Chima says they put a sheet up, she wants her husband on the other side...Jeff says some things are better left unseen...Lydia says no videotaping of the event, NONE and someone better have her blowdryer and makeup ready for her...Jeff says a lot of women worry about shaving their legs, he's heard that, they don't want hairy legs for the birth...Jordan comes into the LR and stands by Jeff...Jordan says something to Jeff, Jeff says he knows...Jeff slaps Jordan's leg... Jeff says she looks tan...Jordan asks what they're doing?...they say talking about babies...Jeff says "perineums"...he asks isn't that what plants are?...Chima says that's perennials...they laugh, Jordan leaves...Jeff doesn't want to talk about it...Lydia says "just be happy you're a male"...Jeff says "I know man, I'm so happy I'm a guy, I don't even want any girl children...actually I'm getting a little old but I wanted 3 boys and then a girl so that the 3 boys could watch the girl so she's not a whore" LOL! Chima cracks up laughing...Lydia says WHOA! that's a zing!...Chima says she's not a whore, she has 3 brothers but she's the oldest...Jeff says as long as you have some brothers to keep you grounded...Chima says it's just your parents instilling values in you, but that is a father's biggest concern...Jeff says that has to be terrible, if you find out everyone is just banging your daughter!? ugh, he'd rather rip his perineum ...Lydia says Jeff, you're a comedian...Chima says Jeff is going to be one of those dads standing at the door with a shotgun...Jeff says "oh, for sure, I'll put a tracking device under her skin"...Jeff says at the rate he's going, he's not even going to have kids so...Chima and Lydia protest...Jeff says alright, alright, take it easy! it was just a jab...Chima says he could be old, marry an 18yr old and have tons of babies...Jeff says "hell yeah"...Lydia says he can be a hot, older dad...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about"... Lydia doesn't understand how Natalie can know she wants to have babies already, she's so young...Jeff asks how old Lydia is?...Lydia says 24...Jeff says yeah, you have time because once you have kids your whole life changes, obviously...Chima says women are supposed to have babies as soon as they start their menstrual cycle, biologically that's what it's for...Jeff says women are having babies in their 40's...Chima says it gets harder as you get older...Jeff says it's dangerous?...Chima says it's harder plus your baby is more susceptible to Down Syndrome, etc. plus your eggs start running out ...Jeff says Chima should be a health teacher...Chima says yeah right...Lydia says men have an unlimited amount of baby batter...Jeff says "dude, my batter is built up...sorry" They start talking about older men hooking up with younger women...Jeff says that Larry King could never get the girls he does if he wasn't Larry King, that's bullshit and women like that make him sick...Lydia says Jeff is angry...Chima says she's sure Jeff has no problems with the ladies, he can get hot girls, he's speaking like he's some bald, fat guy...Jeff says "not like that"...Chima says the great thing about Jeff is he doesn't need to be Larry King to pull that kind of chick...Jeff says "I don't want that kind of chick, I don't, I want like a simple, just a cool chick to hang out with, I don't like all that"...Kevin says "with like an accent?" Jeff misunderstands and says "yeah, that's my favorite"...Chima says he likes Brazilian girls?...Jeff says he dated one...Lydia points out that Kevin was being funny...Chima gets that Kevin was talking about a southern accent...they laugh...Jeff says ohhhh, no, I usually like chicks with European accents because when they get pissed, they can't express themselves cuz they don't speak that good of English and you just think it's cute...Chima says she can speak English and when she's mad she can barely formulate a sentence...Jeff says he can't formulate one normally LOL...Jeff says "southern accent, Kevin, you clever dog" Chima laughs and says "you guys are cute together, I know you guys don't like when we say that" ...talk turns to game... JeJo LR chat 3:45-3:49pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o813EgawSlU Jeff & Jordan chat in the LR. Jordan says it's cold...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she has to put on some pants...Jeff says "do it"...Jordan says she had so many sweatpants to bring but she couldn't because they said "pink" from Victoria's Secret...Jeff says he couldn't bring his Puma...Jordan says she bought her mom some Pumas...Jordan asks if Jeff is tired?...Jeff shrugs...Jordan says he's just blah?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "me too...sleepy"...Jeff says he's going to have to force himself to work out tonight, he says he needs to get back on track...Jordan says she needs to work out too. Jeff says he ate cottage cheese with fruit this morning...Jordan realizes Jeff ate the cottage cheese...Jeff says he told her he ate it...Jordan thought Jeff said "someone" ate it...Jeff says it was so good with a peach, or a nectarine, whatever it was, he thought about her when he ate it...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he swears to God, he thought to himself "I think Jordan would like this" :) Jordan says "well thanks for including me"... Jeff takes it the wrong way and says "well did you want me to wake you up at 8?"...Jordan says "no, you woke up at 8?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she thought Jeff got in bed with her?...Jeff says he did after he went in the DR...Jordan says "what time was that?"...Jeff says 9...Jordan says "and then you got up?"...Jeff says he did because Jordan was cranky saying "get away from me"...Jordan giggles saying "no I wasn't"...Jeff laughs and says "you told me to f**k off"...Jordan says "I did not, I don't say that" :) Jeff says that Jordan was uncomfortable so he left...again. Jordan says she slept til 1...Jeff says he slept til 1:45...Jordan says Jeff went back in his bed...Jeff says he hopes that will be his bed now (the SS room one)...Jordan says "yeah right, it won't be" (sure Jordan!) Jeff says he likes the dark room and that blanket...Jordan says then she will take his old bed (the RR one) Jeff looks sad hearing this LOL (oh how she would eat her words ;) ) Jordan laughs about how Jeff leaves being in bed with her...Jeff says he can sleep in that bed (SS room one) with her because then he can move around...Jordan says she kind of likes having her own space...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he gets tired and has to leave...Jordan agrees it's tight quarters Puh puh puh please 4:18-4:20pm Otherwise known as the Jejo standoff... Jeff is laying down on the SS bed, Jordan is on the rafts and asks Jeff to come over to her, she needs to tell him something. Jeff says no, he does everything for her but this time he's not going to go over there...Jordan says puh puh puh please (pouty face), Jeff laughs but stands his ground. Jordan says he's going to let her float away on her raft...Jeff says to "play it out, play it out" Tell Grandpa to grow up 4:22-4:26pm After the "standoff" Jordan does eventually go to Jeff to whisper some game stuff… but leaves to go back to her raft. Jeff tells her to come lay down with her but she says no. Jeff says he wants to make out. (what else is new, lol) Jordan says that they're not going to make out (wrong! & it would be in about 12 hours haha) Jordan says her grandpa would like omg! if she saw Jeff lean her over and kiss her on her way out the door...Jeff tells grandpa to grow up! They then bicker about him making her food and her lack of back scratching. Jordan was peaceful 8:23-8:33pm https://youtu.be/EgpQO1C9se8 Jeff goes to wake up Jordan who has been sleeping for a long time...Jordan can't believe it's 8:30...Jeff says he wanted to wake her up earlier but she was so peaceful and he thought she might get mad at him if she did...Jordan says omg...Jeff reaches under the comforter and rubs Jordan's foot... Jeff says that he had to wake her up or she was never going to go to sleep tonight, she was zonked out, she was out for hours..Jeff lays down next to Jordan and says "Johhrdan"...he says he had a good workout and make dinner, it was good, he put some away for her, just chicken but it's good. :) Jeff says she probably won't even eat it...Jordan says she will...he made PB&J for dinner and cottage cheese and cookie dough. :) Jordan says that's not believable. Jordan tells Jeff she had the best dream...Jeff asks about what?...Jordan says she was on vacay with her fam but some people from the house were in her dreams...Jordan says they were packing, even Russell was in it, her parents were still together, they were going on a road trip to Tybee, near Savannah, it's a low key place, the beach...they start talking some game but Jeff goes out for a sec to see if anyone is overhearing and he sings "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb.🥰 (subconsciously maybe after their tense day, lol) When Jeff comes back they talk game mostly about what was said outside by Chima regarding Jessie...at one point Jeff says Jordan's skin feels hot, she should put on the aloe vera, it will cool it off...feeds switch out and then return...Jeff and Jordan are not both laying down, they continue whispering game...Michele comes in and talk ceases...Jordan leaves to go eat…m Jeff speaks Jordan now - Part 2 9:25-9:27pm Jeff, Chima, Natalie, Jessie, Michele, Lydia & Ronnie are sitting around the dining table enjoying wine and beer. They discuss the first day in the BB house and their DR sessions. Lydia says they asked her a lot about Jordan's boobs. Ronnie pipes up and BB warns them not to talk about DR sessions. Jordan walks by, coming from the bedrooms and says "boobs!" Everyone laughs. Natalie asks her if she is going to work out. Jordan says she is because she has been eating bad. Chima thinks it's great she's working out. Jordan says she's trying to be like Michele because she's lost so much weight. BB tells Jordan to put on her microphone. She looks down, pats her chest and stomach, trying to find it and runs to the bathroom to grab it. Jeff giggles. Natalie pipes up with "Did you hear Jeff speaks Jordan language now?" Jeff says "She makes me laugh." 😍 Chima says "Didn't you call it Jordanese?" Jeff says "No, but that would have been a better joke....I just say 'I speak Jordan'" They try to recall what Jordan said the night before that only he understood. Natalie says "She said 'I said something' (whatever it was) and Jeff said 'you mean this' (whatever it was) and she said 'you know what I mean'." (Basically Jordan said something and everyone was confused. Only Jeff knew what she was saying.) Jessie says Jeff is her translator. Jessie says we gotta keep Jeff around or we're not ever going to be able to speak to Jordan. Jordan is just oblivious 10:55-10:58pm Jeff and Russell are playing pool...Jordan has finished working out and is in the hot tub...in her clothes :) Jordan yells out that she misses going to the DR...they ignore her and she yells out "hello!? people!?"...Jeff says "why, Jordan, why Jordan?"...Russell says "it's my time!"...Jordan says she misses talking to them...Russell says they miss her too...Jordan says they haven't called her, they forgot about her, she's not that exciting anymore...Russell says they haven't forgotten they're just letting her think of some things to talk about. Michele comes outside and Jordan yells "there she is!", her and Jeff ask her where she went?...Michele says she went inside to sober up because she was about to be a hot drunken hot mess...Jeff misses a shot, yells and throws his pool stick on the grass in frustration...Michele picks it up and hands it to Jeff...Jordan asks Jeff "Jeff can you get me a towel please?"...Jeff says "yes Jordan", he goes to the cabinet to get one and goes to hand it to Jordan...Jordan says "thanks Gooch, just leave it right there", he leaves it on the ground for her and goes back to the game. Russell who has missed his shot says it's a good thing they're not playing for money...Jeff says "yeah where's Braden? he owes me $112" LOL Jeff hits his last shot and wins the game...Russell looks over at Jordan who is getting out and says "did she go in in her fu**ing t-shirt?"...Jeff says "dude, she always does that shit...she goes in her underwear"...Russell says "that's so funny, I love when she shaves her legs outside, I've never seen anyone do that til her"...Jeff says "dude, she's just oblivious, she doesn't care...it's good to be like that"...Russell says "oh f**k yeah, you just don't care about the world"...audio cuts to Jordan and Michele...

August 5 Primping for kissy time with Jeff 1-1:15am While Jeff shares some laughs in the kitchen with Kevin, Chima & Michele, Jordan decides to curl her hair at 1 in the morning, she primps for special time with Jeff, LOL...a girl has to look good for the first time she makes out with her man 😉 Kiwi and banana grab 1:49pm https://youtu.be/5H74f58AjX4 Jordan holds a banana and a kiwi and Jeff holds her with his legs and gives her a neck nuzzle. She then almost eats a piece of banana that falls to the floor and Jeff chastises her for even thinking about eating it, lol. Getting all freaky with you 2:11am https://youtu.be/DXyY8NiB4xg Jeff gets in bed with Jordan in the RR. He says "oh, yeah" when he finally lays down and Chima asks him are you happy about going to bed? Jeff says his back feels good and Jordan feels good LOL Jordan says he attacks her and then she has to remind him of how it will look for the cameras, her family is watching and she doesn't want them to think she's getting all freaky...Jeff sings "I wanna get freaky with you". 😊 Then Chima says Jeff is serenading Jordan lol. Jeff calls for smooth jazz… The J’s/The Ghost of Ronno/Ghost stories 2:14-3:55am https://youtu.be/BUbqC0b9I_Q Jeff & Jordan flirt and bicker a little and Michele tells them they need their own show...Jordan says it will be called The J's...Jeff & Jordan. 😉 Then Ronnie comes in the room and Jordan says "Ronnnnnnoooo" and Jeff says they should have a show called the "Ghost of Ronno" and then talk turns to ghosts and paranormal activity. Of course Ronnie has a number of ghost stories to tell and we find out that Jeff has an unusual fear of children and balloons...especially when they are standing facing a wall. LMAO The ghost stories continue for over an hour with the other HG's piling into the RR to join in on the fun. At around the 3:23 min mark, Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and Kevin and Michele scare the bejeezus out of him on Cam 1. Good times.. Jeff waits for Jordan 3:59-4:04am Jeff & Jordan go to the bathroom before going to bed. Jeff goes first and asks Jordan if she wants him to wait for her...Jordan says "uh, yeah"...they are flirty...Jeff tries to touch her butt with his foot but fails LOL he's an inch away... As Jeff waits for Jordan in the kitchen. Ronnie is talking non-stop, then Jeff and Jordan walk towards the SS room to go to bed he tells Ronnie to take his batteries out, it's time to go to bed LOL...little did Jeff know how much more he would have to listen to that night.... 💋😉 Jeff & Jordan make out 4:08-5:30am Jeff & Jordan "make out" for the first time...in the SS room with Ronnie there...Ronnie goes on and on about the game and his strategy while Jeff and Jordan put the moves on each other...quite funny actually. The camera angle isn't the best but it's clear what's going on. 😘 https://youtu.be/KlwbVpLFUlg Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair @ the 4:19am mark...immediately after that Lydia comes in to get some clothes, turns on the lights, turns them off and leaves...as soon as Lydia leaves Jeff makes his first move ;)...Jordan keeps rubbing his hair as they cuddle real close. Just after the 4:22am mark Jeff lays right on top of Jordan LOL, she continues rubbing...after a long while Jeff shifts and whispers "I like it"...Jeff then takes off his tank top...(guess he was a getting a little "hot") and his mic...Jeff cuddles Jordan again... @ the 4:31am mark they start shifting and try to get comfy, Jordan sits up then lays back down, they spoon...a little too close, lol, Jordan sits up again saying she's burning up (now who's "hot"? 😉 ) Just before the 4:38am mark Jordan lays on her tummy, they start talking about cannibalization, the movie Alive being a true story...Jeff poses the question, if they had to eat somebody in the house, who would they eat?...Jordan immediately says "us two"...Jordan and Jeff start laughing...Jeff rolls over onto Jordan to squeeze her butt🍑... Ronnie asks "why?"...Jordan says Ronno didn't like them...Ronnie says he did like them...Jeff says "I like Jordan's butt"🥰 ...Jordan tries to say something but laughs at Jeff's persistent butt squeezing...Jeff laughs...Jordan laughs again and screeches telling Ronnie that Jeff keeps grabbing her butt...Jeff says it's because he wants to eat it. LOL Jordan tries to keep focused on what she's saying to Ronnie but it's hard with Jeff all over her 😊...Jordan sits up again and Jeff rolls to face the other way (foiled again! lol) Just before the 4:41am mark Jordan makes her move and they kiss briefly xx Just before the 4:46am mark Jeff rolls over towards Jordan who is propped up again, he seems to be kissing her shoulder, arm...Jordan keeps mmm, hmm'ing to Ronnie but finally gives in, lays down and they kiss and kiss in between Jordan's mmm, hmm's... Action finally intensifies around the 4:49 am mark when Jeff really goes in for a longer kiss....Jordan gets all flustered, lol, she giggles and sits up continuing to talk game to Ronnie...Jeff caresses her leg...Jordan lays back down. By the 4:57am mark...they are snuggling close again @ the 4:58 am mark Jordan is propped up again on an elbow...Jeff holds her face and pulls her in for a longer kiss... Feeds are off for over 10 minutes, they return just before the 5:11am mark At the 5:17am mark Jordan is sitting up and Jeff is laying behind her either biting or kissing her back :) ...Jeff then farts silently which causes him to laugh, Jordan laughs at what she had just said to Ronnie, each one is laughing at different things LOL Jordan lays back down, realizes and asks if Jeff farted?...Jeff says yes and cracks up, Jordan laughs too and they both try to blow the smell away...obviously it didn't deter from the romance 😈 because mere seconds later Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's head and she kisses him... Jeff reaches for more... @ the 5:21 mark Jeff can't take it anymore LOL and he goes in for another long kiss...the feeds cut out... Morning hug 9:19-9:25am Jeff gets up and goes to see Jordan who is laying down in the RR. He goes up to her and says Huh? (cute considering they had just been smooching hours earlier) He gives her a big body hug. She tells him that she never went to sleep the whole night, she ate, worked out, took a shower... Jeff gets off and says she's going to be like DJ from Full House who works out too much and then passes out LOL...Jordan giggles..Jeff goes to the SS room, puts on his glasses and goes to the bathroom...he comes back and gets in bed with Jordan, he says she's going to be totally wiped out, she's going to be on a totally different schedule, she's going to have to sleep until 4...Jordan says she tried but she couldn't go to sleep...Jordan turns to face away from Jeff telling him she's doing so...Jeff says it's ok, he's going to go sleep in the other room so they can have more space...Jordan asks him to wake her up by 3 or put her clothes in the dryer by then...he says she'll have to be up by 3, he will… You say you’re just a friend 1:40-1:42pm Considering this was hours after he and Jordan had made out for the first time, it's a very cute & telling little Jeff moment here… Jeff is outside cleaning the pool, Michele & Lydia are sunbathing...Jeff finishes up and starts putting some sunscreen on, while he does this he hums a song...Lydia recognizes it and sings it "you say I'm just a friend"...Lydia says to Jeff "that's what you were singing right?" (on Cam 2, Jeff can be seen doing a little dance) ...Jeff says "yeah"...Lydia says "nice"...Jeff laughs to himself while putting on his mic... ...he says "you missed the part where I danced a little bit"...Lydia says he can re-do it right now...Jeff does, he looks in the mirror, sings it again and does a little dorky dance ...he cracks up! saying "I don't know why I do that and then I laugh to myself" LOL Jeff takes a sip of his water and says "and then what a surprise, there's an ant in my drink...always", he removes the ant and says he almost ate one before, he said "dude, you were just in my mouth, that's a little personal...I no appresh, you being in my mouth"...Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom and the audio goes to Michele & Lydia talking about tanning but Jeff can be heard singing "you got what I need..." Cutting up fruit/put a battery in him 3:03-3:06pm Jordan is in the kitchen cutting fruit. Jeff enters the kitchen from the bathroom. Jordan has just thrown out a kiwi. Jordan asks Jeff how she should cut the cantaloupe. Jeff holds it and says "what did I tell you? which way do you think you cut it?" Jordan says so she can scoop it up. Jeff says "what did I tell you?" Jordan says this way (demonstrates the right way). Jeff says yeah, because why? Jordan smiles and says because it's like an equator, that's how I remember...not the vein. Jeff smiles. Jordan asks if this one is going bad too...Jeff says no, it's good. Jordan says she has watched Russell do this...Jeff says what is this (the fruit that Jordan cut up), he puts a piece in his mouth...Jordan says she's trying to eat healthy. Jeff goes to go outside and Jordan tells him to not go, come talk to her, she's bored. Jeff says what do you mean? the robot (Ronnie) is right behind you, put a battery in him... Jordan tells Ronnie Jeff is talking about him...Ronnie says what? Jeff says see, here ya go. Ronnie says what? the batteries and the robot, is that what I heard? Jeff says what Ronnie is making is his favorite dish, he makes it every day. Jeff says what do you call it? Ronnie says eggs in a basket...Jordan says eggs in a frame! Jeff tells Jordan to put the cantaloupe on a plate, she's making a mess. She does, Jeff says that Jordan will say Jeff is being her dad, lol. Jordan says that kiwi sucked, it had the worst taste. Jeff is waiting for a piece of cantaloupe. They taste it, Jeff says it's soft and should be in the fridge. Jordan wants watermelon too. Jeff goes to leave again and Jordan says where are you goin'? Jeff says outside...he probably has enough sun though huh? Jordan says yeah, that's the way she sees it. Jeff says you see me dark? Jeff says or red? Jordan says dark...Jeff goes outside. Jordan admits she and Jeff kissed 3:15-3:19pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApTLo5PcDmQ Jordan is eating outside, sitting with Lydia, Kevin & Michele. Jeff & Russell are throwing around a ball in the BY. Jordan tells Michele she was up until 9am. Michele says she had insomnia. Lydia says she was up boxing. Jordan tells Lydia she busted into the room last night saying they were being loud, she asks her if she heard them laughing. Lydia says they weren't being super loud but Ronnie was. Jordan says she was asking Ronnie who he thought was going to win, tell me what you actually think of me, why did you manipulate me...Jordan says she told Ronnie he can tell her now since he's going home, she promised him she wouldn't get mad. Jordan says she likes calling him Ronno. Jordan then says "hey, at one point he was telling a story, I turned around and I kissed Jeff, for the first time, I kissed him, kissed him while Ronnie was talking" Lydia laughs and claps. Michele says ya, girl! Jordan says she would ask Ronnie something and then keep kissing. Lydia says "you little pimp you". Kevin says finally. ;) Jordan tells Kevin he's a good kisser. Kevin says he is? Lydia says he's good?...Jordan says yeah...but it's probably the last time just because my grandparents are weird about it and my mom is watching and I don't want to be laying in a bed all making out with a guy and I don't know what it will look like, ykwim? (suuuurrrre 😉) Kevin says there's another person in the room though. Lydia says scandalous! Jeff finds out he is the wizard 3:42-3:50pm Even though this wasn't technically on the feeds, this was the moment that Jeff found out he had won the Coup D'Etat. Russell calls a house meeting and Jeff is MIA...he's in the DR finding out he is the Wizard...perfect timing! He must have felt like the cat that ate the canary at that meeting ;) Jordan’s not as dumb as everyone thinks 4:06-4:18pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD-x-HAmenU The HG's have just had their crazy house meeting where Jeff found out he was the Wizard during his DR session. As per usual, Jeff & Jordan gravitate towards one another and find a way to get some alone time and talk. This time it's outside on the couches. Jeff is having a smoke, he and Jordan are whispering about the fight and why would Michele make that comment about Russell & erectile dysfunction and then lie about it?...Jordan says that Michele admitted to her she lied and exaggerated...Jeff can't understand why she did that, why would you add more fuel to the fire, it was a stupid move, she fu**ed herself, when you lie in here you get caught...Jordan says Russell is so paranoid...Jeff says let's not take the blame off Ronnie, he's still the rat, let's not get confused...Jordan knows that...Jeff says they're taking it off of him. Jordan asks why Michele said she would put up Jeff?...Jeff says she told him that but he thought Michele meant it as a joke, he thinks she is trying to strategize but she doesn't know what she's doing, she tells little lies to fill people's head like she's outsmarting someone but she's not. Natalie comes out saying there's another fight in there between Kevin and Michele...Jordan says "about what?"...Natalie explains that Michele wants the athletes (Natalie & Jessie) and the brains (Chima & Michele) to team up...Russell comes over and apologizes for bringing Jeff into the matter during the meeting, he appreciates Jeff giving his side... Natalie continues saying that Kevin asked Michele who she would put up if she was HOH and Michele said Jeff and Jessie so Kevin told Natalie, then Natalie called her on it and asked Kevin to confirm, Kevin said he was staying out of it, Michele denied it saying she would only put up Jeff not Jessie, Kevin wouldn't confirm so now he's looking like a liar, that's what they're fighting about. Natalie says she told them she's playing both sides...Jeff knows this...Russell says Jeff told him this...Natalie lies about the GR incident to throw Michele more under the bus...Jeff calls out Natalie a little for not talking more at the meeting...Russell sticks up for Natalie...Jeff realizes he went to the bathroom at that moment...Jeff says he knows Michele is playing both sides and lying, she is trying to outsmart people and play the game. Jeff says he told Russell this morning "dude, she's not that smart, I don't care if you're a doctor or a rocket scientist"...Russell says she has a PhD, she's brilliant...Jeff says "she's not that smart dude"...Russell says she went to a top 5 university in the country to get her doctorate...Jeff says "yeah but what does that mean in this game?"...Russell says that she's knows how to play people...Jeff says "play people what? obviously she sucks at it (LOL) so I don't know why everyone is so concerned she's a doctor, I don't give a F**K to be honest with you"...Natalie says neither does she but Michele said that now with Ronnie going home she's the smartest person in the house. Jeff says that's what she thinks though and they buy into it, they buy into that Ronnie's the smartest guy in the house, he's not that smart, he doesn't know how many quarters go into a dollar, he has no judgement of what's going on, he's a good speaker and talking to you to make you think he's your friend but he's not fooled by either of them...Jeff says "Ronnie's still the rat, you guys wanna point the finger at Michele, Ronnie's still the rat and don't let Ronnie jump up and be like 'that's right, I wasn't' because he's still the fu**ing rat and Michele is not as smart as she thinks she is" Russell disagrees with Jeff saying he thinks she is smart...Jeff says he doesn't think so, he thinks he's smarter than her in this game and she could have a doctorate and put her diplomas on the wall, he's smarter than her in this game and he barely graduated college...Jeff says there's different smarts, street smarts and book smarts and this takes a lot of street smarts...Russell says he thinks Michele is doing a good job of playing everyone...Jeff says "she's not playing me and my name is always motherfu**ing involved"...Natalie says that's why she thinks she's smart, no one will put her ass up. Russell says Michele told him "I can get Jordan don't worry about it"...Jeff says "everyone says that but Jordan's not as dumb as everyone thinks either so"...Russell says he's just telling him what she said...Jeff says "no, I'm not trying to start a fight but I'm telling you my opinion is, no one asks me my opinions ever, they just leave me alone and that's what I prefer but those are my opinions, Jordan is not as dumb as everyone thinks she is and let everyone think that and Michele's not as smart as she thinks she is"...Russell says "but Michele said that" Jeff's diatribe :) LOL... "exactly another reason why she's not as smart as she thinks she is cuz Jordan's not, that's all I'm saying...I know she wasn't, I know she's playing both sides, this is not a surprise, her little lies, her thinking she's so smart and getting away with things is stupid, like it's not going to get back with all the fighting going on, why would you make up a story that Russell was talking shit when there's already so much to go about, you don't think they'd go head to head again and it would come out? that's silly and even then, you don't think that if they didn't go head to head that they would make up and be like I'm sorry and then Chima would be like you still have a penis dysfunction or something and Russell would be like what are you talking about? you know, you don't think it would come out and then Russell and Chima are friends and guess who was talking shit? all the shit falls back on Michele just for that one little comment, you gotta watch what you say because people are still fu**ing friends ykwim? when me and Russell fought I could say f**k that dickhead, he saw the same thing on my side, we didn't like say alright everybody come here, when you get HOH vote Russell out because blah blah blah and he said this...no! because I knew if eventually, even Casey was like dude, watch what you say cuz one day you're going to be friends again and you can't go far in this house, you gotta make amends you know? so she's not as smart as everyone thinks she is but I knew that the whole time and whatever was said, if she lies or not, when you're a liar you get caught in this house man, you can't run away"...Natalie says "yeah" LOL! They keep discussing Michele, Russell explains why he had the house meeting and talk dies down...feeds switch… Wait for me! 4:37pm Jeff gets pissed that Michele won't talk to him outside when he asks her a question and storms off, back into the house. Jordan tells him "wait!"...Jeff says "wait what?"...Jordan says "wait for me!"...Jeff says "stay away from me"...Jordan says "no!" and gives him a little hug as they enter through the sliding glass door. 😊 JeJo are done! (not really!) 5:41pm The HG are trying to figure out who is lying about Natalie's "Green Room Incident" and other issues. Michele and Kevin are under fire. Jeff is mostly listening without participating. Jordan is silent and isn't visible on cam, she's laying on the middle bed in the RR, under the purple blanket visible on cams 2 & 4. Natalie: "I would hope to think anyone I am working with wouldn't put me on the block. If you put me on the block, that means I'm not working with you and anything or anything we've ever had is over."...."That's it, I'm done with them." Chima: "What if I put you up as a pawn with Russell?" (joking & laughing) Natalie: "I'm done with you. Bottom line.." Chima (laughing): "I kid, I kid!" Natalie (looking at Jessie): "You put my ass on the block, I'm done with you too m'fer." Jessie playfully pushes her. Awkward moment of silence and then Jeff breaks the tension... Jeff: "Jordan, we're just f'ing done!" and he leaves the room, while everyone laughs. Jessie: "Oh, you guys can kiss and make up later." (Not knowing about the events of last night. Hee-hee!) Jeff: "Jordan, come into the storage room." RR erupts with laugher. Jessie: "He wants to apologize. He's had enough of fighting with you." Jeff & Jordan are squeezeable 7:36-7:54pm Feeds switch to the SS room where Jeff & Jordan are laying down in bed...Michele is there as well and they are chatting...Jordan tells Jeff to not let her fall asleep...Jeff says "wake up!"...they have a little moment and giggle...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear a little and Jeff tells her not to tease him...Jordan says with what?...Jeff says "like you're gonna pretend you're gonna scratch and then 3 seconds later you stop"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "whaddya mean why? cuz I like it and then I get used to it and then you stop" ;) Ronnie enters the room...they talk about the noise coming from the storage room, Jeff makes a joke about it but no one acknowledges it...Jeff guesses no one liked it, he thought it was clever...Jordan says she didn't (like it)...Jeff says "you better start laughing at my jokes"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz I'm getting tired of you" 😋 Jordan makes her "hug me" groan/whine noise and grabs Jeff towards her...Jeff asks what she's doing? she's just trying to squeeze him?...Jordan starts squeezing Jeff's tummy :) Ronnie & Michele get into it and Jeff says "oh boy, kids, take it to another room" ...Both Ronnie & Michele act weird so Jeff points and says "look at these fu**ing two"...Jordan giggles...Michele mumbles something...Jeff says "what's with the fu**ing shit grin, what's going on?"... They're all giggling now except Jeff...Jeff says "they're the wizards...together!"...Ronnie says "yeahhh riiiiight"...wizard power talk ensues (sneaky Jeff knowing full well he has the power)...things get weird so Michele leaves the room saying she's going crazy in there...Jeff says "Big Brother! my safety's in jeopardy" LOL Jordan keeps giggling and then squeeze's Jeff's tummy again saying it's squeezable, she likes it and that she is squeezable too. :) ...Jeff & Jordan then talk game with Ronnie & share some cute moments... Jordo spilled the beans 10:54pm Jeff, Russell & Lydia are sitting on the BY couches chatting. Russell comments on how everyone thought they could easily win this game and come to find out it's not so easy. Lydia says at least he has won stuff, no one has taken his block virginity, she has been fu**ed twice and not the way she wants. Russell starts laughing...Lydia says she's been made to feel sore and not how she wants. Jeff says well, he's got a couple of positions himself...Lydia says "hey, I know what you were up to last night mister...Jordo spilled the beans" Russell says "what were you doing?"...Jeff leans back, turns red, smiles and says "nothin" Russell asks Lydia "what was he doing?"..Jeff says "we'll wait til Jordan comes out" Russell says "hook up?"...Lydia says "she gave you compliments though" Russell says "you guys have sex?"...Jeff says "yeah!....are you crazy!? I'd be fu**ing floating around here" <---WHOA LOL! Lydia says they just sucked face...Russell tries to downplay that...Lydia calls him on it saying "have you got that here? cuz I haven't got that here" Russell sadly says "I've gotten a kiss, but I didn't suck face" (lol poor dude) Lydia says "in bed, suck face while making fun of Ronnie"...Jeff says "she told you everything huh?"...Jeff turns red again and says that was why he was in there for an hour (the DR)...they laugh...Russell says "you fu**er, really?"...Jeff says yeah, that's why he came out and they asked "Wizard?" and Jeff said no, not exactly. Russell says "did they ask you about it?"...Jeff says "Oh God, I'm not allowed to talk about it" Lydia asks if Jeff pulled the cover over them? Jeff says no, it wasn't at all what you thought...Lydia says it was so 6th grade...Jeff says "it was...yeah, yeah"...Russell asks Lydia "how do you know?"...Lydia says blondes talk, apparently. Russell says it's funny that Jeff is so bashful about it...Jeff says it's because they're expecting a good story, there was no good story (yeah right!)...talk turns to other things... They have to get Jessie out hammock chat 11:30-11:44pm Feeds switch to Jeff & Jordan in the BY...Jeff is in the hammock, Jordan is sitting on a towel nearby, they are talking game...Natalie comes within earshot of them, Jordan has been talking loudly...Jeff whispers "I told you to shut up"...Jordan says "why didn't you tell me she was coming!?"... Jordan is freaked out, she says "did she hear me?"...Jeff says no and continues talking game...Jordan says Natalie is everywhere, she doesn't think a lot of people like her, she's so negative...Now that Jeff has found out he's the wizard, he starts planting the seed to Jordan that Jessie & Natalie have to go up and ultimately he wants Jessie to go...he says they have to put her up with Jessie, one of them has got to go...Jordan says Natalie and Chima won't win anything, Michele and Russell will...Jeff says that his fear is that if they both go up, Natalie will go home...Jordan says Jeff will be screwed then...Jeff says well when is anyone going to get Jessie out? never! no one will do it unless they do it sometime...Jordan says that Michele doesn't want to talk game after today but she had mentioned before she wanted to put up J&N... They throw out the scenario of Michele winning HOH and putting them up then Jeff winning POV and not saving either, then who will go home? Jordan says next week will be a tie and Michele would decide and they have the votes...Jeff asks how would they get 3 votes?...Jordan says her, him and Kevin, even Russell would...Jeff mulls it over and says how would they tell Russell without him getting all crazy?...Jordan says they could get into it later with Russell, he was twittering and he said good stuff about them so she thinks he would do it...Jeff says people are stupid in there and they would get Natalie out for their own personal gain instead of getting a strong player out...Jeff changes position on the hammock per Jordan's request... They go over the possible votes again...Jordan tells Jeff that her and Michele had a talk and she told her that if Jessie or Natalie won HOH they'd be coming after Michele and Michele told her that she knew that...Jeff says for Jordan to watch what she says, that wasn't bad but just watch it...Jordan says she just put that in her head, they have to say a little something or she might put up Kevin...Jeff advises Jordan to remind Michele to get out Jessie and worry about Natalie later, he doesn't know why they're talking about this (sure you don't Jeff ;) ;) but if it came down to it, he guesses they have to see who wins...Jordan says once Jessie is out she would feel better... Jordan says she needs to do crunches, she keeps procrastinating, she sits next to Jeff on the hammock...Jeff puts his arm around her, she loses her train of thought <3 and then gradually lays down...Jeff has his arm out and she places her head on it...he says that he knows she doesn't like that but he's holding onto it (the hammock)...Jordan says "ok, go, continue"...Jeff explains even if they got Russell on their side, he feels like other people would want to pick him off so they can keep him more to the end...Jordan wants Lydia around because she would put others up over them...Jeff says with Jessie out, Natalie and Lydia would go after each other (wrong!)...Jordan rattles off who wouldn't put them up...Jeff says that ultimately they need the votes to get Jessie the f**k out of there...Jordan says then they'll be good. Jeff says Jessie has gotta go, if Natalie goes and Jessie stays, they're fu**ed, if Jessie goes and Natalie stays, they're really good...Jordan says the only thing she's worried about is if Jessie is the wizard and took himself off? then they'd be fu**ed :) ...Jeff hmm's and says they'd be really fu**ed...Jordan says "did you think about that?"...Jeff says "yeah I did" liar! :) ...Jordan thinks Michele might be the wizard...Jeff thinks it's Michele or Ronnie...Jordan thinks it's Michele...Jeff says if it's Ronnie, they'll know tomorrow cuz he'll use it, if he isn't then he goes home tomorrow...they both say it's either Michele or Kevin...Jordan giggles...Jordan doesn't think it's Russell or Lydia, the only reason it might be Jessie is that he already has fans but then again America voted him home last year...Jeff says "how about Natalie?"...Jordan says no, she's too bitchy...Jeff giggles and says she walks around like she has it but she always walks around like that... Jordan says Jessie is just trying to cover his tracks...Jeff says he's sick of it...Jordan brings up the 3 person/4 person pact Jessie reneged on earlier in the game...Jeff says now he's back to 4 because he's losing in the game and every time shit goes down, he runs away into another room, f**k that, people are stupid...Jordan says that Russell is on their side...Jeff isn't so sure...Jordan says they have to get Michele and Russell to talk, she told Russell that Michele was crying because she thought they were friends...Jeff says he'll take care of it, he wants to pee, she can do her crunches...Jordan isn't done talking... And then she doesn't talk LOL...Jeff says that's it...Jordan giggles that Ronno has come outside...Jeff says that's all he's saying, people are so stupid in this game, they're not playing, they're just playing a personal vendetta...Jordan says that's what she said...feeds go to fish...they return with Jordan saying she believes Natalie when she says she's not putting up Jeff & Jordan but when Jessie says it, she doesn't believe it...Jeff says Jessie told him today they're good...Jordan says who would he put up? that's his thing...Jeff says he'd put up Michele, Lydia or Kevin, they're the targets...Jeff says he can't take it, he needs to pee, he tells Jordan to do her crunches and he'll come back... Jordan keeps on denying... 11:45-11:46pm Jordan finishes up her crunches and goes over to the hot tub to soak her feet...Lydia and Russell are on the couches chatting...Russell says "what's up Jordan?"...Jordan asks where everybody went?...Russell says they're scheming, Lydia says they're all up her butt...Russell says "I heard you got a kissy, kissy, kissy last night"...Jordan says "I did for once"...Russell says "for once? for once? why? cuz he hasn't been making his moves?"...Jordan says it was so funny, Ronnie was there and he didn't even know they were kissing (Lydia says to Russell at the same time that Jordan is the one with all the power...Russell says he knows)...Jordan says it was dark in there and when they were kissing Ronnie would say something, ask something, pause, they would do it "but I'm not going to be doing it anymore" ...Russell asks why?...Jordan says "just cuz"...Lydia says she doesn't want to be portrayed as "that girl"...Russell says "is that why?"...Jordan says "and too, me and him, me and Jeff are just friends and I don't want it to turn, you know, I don't want it to be something else, ykwim?" (bwahahahaha!) Russell says "gotcha"... ;) Jordan says underwear is just like a bathing suit 11:47-11:58pm Jordan is still sitting with her feet in the hot tub, Ronnie joins her, she has taken off her bra and tells Ronnie that she's getting in the hot tub in her underwear, she takes off her pants and gets in...Jeff has come outside, Lydia and Russell call out to him "Wizard!"...Jeff sits on the fridge to have a smoke, they talk about smoking while Ronnie and Jordan talk game, she tells him she deserves the wizard power...Lydia says her and Jordan have been nominated the most...Jordan joins in on the smoking conversation when Jeff asks her how many cigarettes Casey smoked when he was on the block?...Jordan says a pack a day...Jeff says it was more like 3 packs...Lydia says Casey said it was half a pack...Jeff says it was for sure at least 2 packs. Jordan tells Ronnie she's on a mission to lose weight, that's why she's working out...she tells Ronnie he looks smaller, that's good, she wishes she could say the same about her, her arms have gotten bigger, her shirts are getting tighter...Ronnie says she's getting buffer...Jordan says she doesn't want to look buff, she wants to look toned, she doesn't want to look like a man... Jeff, Russell and Lydia are still chatting but it's hard to hear what they're saying, Jordan responds to whatever they've said by saying "it's like every night"...Russell then says that one time Casey got up and had a boner...Jordan overhears, she stands up in her wet t-shirt and tells the "Casey had a boner in his white underwear like my Grandpa wears" story...Jeff says "don't fu**in', come on, we're on Showtime...get back in the water, come on!"...Jordan feels awkward and embarrassed now...Lydia says something to which Russell says "ooh, awkward". Jordan sits back down and talks to Ronnie about the high tech jets in the hot tub, they make her spin around...she gets out and feels self-conscious sitting there without a towel (JMO)...she looks around, squeezes out her shirt, looks at herself, pulls her shirt down, touches herself, splashes her feet and claps, then gets in again...she whistles...her and Ronnie talk about the speeches that were fishbowled and how awkward Braden must have felt talking to Chima...Jordans says she needs to look for a towel...she stands up and covers her boobs with her hands saying "sorry Ronno", she looks over at the others...Ronnie gets up and leaves...Jordan says "it's just like wearing a bathing suit". Jordan gets out and quickly walks over to the pool area to get a towel...Russell asks "are you in your underwear?"..Jordan says yes and walks over to the hot tub area...Jeff walks over towards the hammock and says that Jordan thinks she has nothing on, like she's going to walk out of there (out of the hot tub without the cameras seeing)...Russell and Lydia laugh, Russell says the camera is totally checking her out...Jordan wraps herself in the towel to dry herself off...

July 29 JeJo playing pool 12:13-12:16am Jordan comes outside, talks briefly to Lydia and then turns around and goes off camera towards where Jeff is...she asks Jeff "you playing by yourself?"...Jeff says "yeah, you wanna play?"...Jordan says "ummm"...Jeff says "yeah let's play...it's easy, we'll play 9 ball, I'll tell you what to do"...Jordan says "K"... Feeds switch to JeJo...Jordan is waiting holding her pool stick while Jeff explains how to play...he says you want to be the last one to get the 9 ball in...Jordan asks if she can hit any ball?...Jeff says yeah, she has to hit the 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 is last, he will show her...they start playing... Feeds switch off of JeJo...Jeff keeps explaining...Jordan says "K"...they can be heard playing while the others HG's voices dominate.... Feeds switch back to JeJo..they are continuing to play...Jeff says "I'm hungry"...Jordan says "you're hungry? I had diarrhea" Jeff says "eww"...Jordan laughs saying "yeah"...Jordan sits up on the table to hit a shot...Jeff says "are you a lefty?"...Jordan says yeah, she hits the ball saying "pow!" and gets it in...Jeff says "nice! now hit that 4 ball"...Jordan walks around and says she thinks she's about to have diarrhea again...Jeff says "Jordan"...Jordan says she couldn't poo because Jeff was in there...Jeff says he left, he heard her flush the toilet...they laugh... Jordan says she's about to go poo right now, she hits another one in...Jeff says for her to go knock one out, he says she did a good job, she got one in...she rushes off saying uhhh...Jeff giggles and says "ahhh Jordan"...Jeff starts playing by himself… Jeff bites Jordan/the Crocodile Hunter 1:26-1:30am The HG's are in the RR chatting...Jeff and Jordan are in Jeff's bed...they are talking about knife wounds...they bring up Steve Irwin and how the sting ray killed him, he died after they pulled out the stinger, the barbs ripped through him, if they kept it in he might have survived...Jordan says "oh, the Crocodile Hunter?"...they say yeah...Jordan says "oh he was cool"...Jeff says "I loved him!"...Jordan says "yeah"...Chima says his daughter was so cute...Jordan imitates his Australian accent...Jeff looks up at Jordan probably thinking, how cute is she? He bites her arm...and she oww's... 😄 Russell imitates him now and Jordan says "yeah I know, ohh poor guy"...Jeff says yeah he loved that guy, what did he expect? he fought 50 foot crocodiles dude...Chima says he didn't even die because of that, he died from something random...Jeff says there's video of it but it might have been destroyed...Jordan starts describing how it happened...Jeff reaches over to show on Jordan's chest how it went directly into his heart and Jordan gets all nervous again LOL Jeff describes how the stinger went into his heart, it has venom and barbs, when they pulled it out the barbs ripped his heart and the venom got in there...Jeff says it's so fu**ing odd and random and in Australia people got mad and started killing stingrays, it's the last thing he would have wanted. :( Story telling/rub me/dogs 1:30-1:37am The HG's continue chatting in the RR, it's story telling time...Jeff and Jordan are in Jeff's bed, Jordan laying down, Jeff sitting up...they talk about a guy who thought he was friends with bears and he was killed by them, they compare him to Jane Goodall who lived with gorillas, then Kevin tells a story about how him and his boyf bring mace with them if they go hiking into the mountains...Jordan laughs...they talk about Runyon Canyon, Chima says it's such a "scene" there, even on a hiking path... Jeff says he used to live below it and he'd take his roommate's dog up there (to pull girls lol)...they laugh...Jeff says he had Rottweiler's so he felt all cool and people do talk to you saying "hey that's a cute dog" and Jeff is thinking, sure you like my dog... Jeff lays back down...Chima says she doesn't like seeing guys with little Yorkies...Jordan says yeah...Chima likes seeing them with big dogs, no girlie dogs...they talk about various dogs...Jordan reaches her arm back to Jeff and moans for Jeff to rub her...Jeff protests but only for a little LOL he starts rubbing... Jeff says his brother had an Akita, that thing was pissed, it looked like a wolf...Russell says it's a Japanese dog...Chima says it's an attack dog...Jeff says they used to fight them in Japan, this thing was pissed off at everybody, his brother has another one that's super friendly but the last one was fu**ing pissed...Jordan sits up now...Jeff sits up explaining that Akita's have the tails that curl up and they're kind of fluffy, they're brown and white and golden...Casey walks in and Jeff lays back down.... Don’t lie to me/Jordan stories 1:37-1:40am Casey has walked into the RR where the others are talking...Jeff and Jordan have been sitting up, Jeff lays back down and rubs Jordan's back...Jordan turns around quickly and Jeff says she's jumpy...Jordan lays back down saying "I don't know, sorry"...Jeff says "Jesus, I gotta keep my paws to myself"...Jordan puts her arm around Jeff and asks to be rubbed, please...Jeff starts rubbing and asks "when are you going to do mine?"...Jordan says "tonight"... Jeff says "no, you're not...you're a liar, don't lie to me"... Jordan says suddenly "I got chased by 3 dogs before and I hid in a Porta-John" ...Casey asks Jordan how she seriously gets this shit? she has the stories of a 50 year old woman 😂...they laugh...Casey says it's like Jordan has been around forever you know? she has more stories than him...Jordan says why? as Russell says she has more stories than Braden...Chima says at least they're not about celebrities she knows... Jeff says "somehow all her stories end up like poop, whether it's a port-a-potty or she shit her pants" ...Jordan says "no! we were talking about dogs"...Casey says "she has an ass fixation"...Jordan tells the story about how they were walking around the neighborhood and this house had 3 big dogs and they were running down the driveway, Jordan's heart dropped and there were new houses being built down the way so they ran into the Porta-John's, the other girl left to get her mom to come and get her, Jordan wouldn't leave because she was so scared...Jessie says he never heard it called a Porta-John... Jordan lays back down and Jeff starts rubbing again...Casey, Jessie and Jeff do their Irish talk, they talk about how smelly port-a-john's are...Jordan hates them...Casey walks away and then Jeff and the others start talking about various youtube videos... JT/Jeff pokes Jordan/Nick Lachey 1:41-1:45am The HG's including Jeff and Jordan continue to chat in the RR about various topics, the latest being youtube and the internet...Jordan has turned away from Jeff, she is getting sleepy...Chima asks Jeff if he's seen "Dick in a Box?"...Jeff sings it...Jessie hasn't seen it...Jeff says "dude, I love Justin Timberlake, I think he's hilarious"...Chima agrees... Jeff lays back down and starts poking Jordan in the ear with his mic antenna...Jordan flinches and ask what he's sticking in her ear?...Jeff giggles and does it again...Jordan oww's...Jeff keeps at it, Jordan protests again...Jeff then pokes her in the neck asking if it hurts...Jordan says it doesn't...Jeff keeps tickling her and Jordan uh uh's and then goes quiet...Jeff gives up and says he won't poke her anymore...he rubs her, cuddles into her...smells her neck... Jordan shifts into Jeff and covers herself and they get quiet then Justin Timberlake talk comes up again, Jeff sings "Dirty Pop"...Jordan sings a line from the song and says she hated that song...Jeff says that she knows every word though...Jordan knows but she just didn't like it, it was N'Sync who didn't know N'Sync?...Chima says they sang "Bye, Bye, Bye?", that's what she liked...Jordan says yeah she freaking loved them, she remembers seeing MTV where they had celebrity dream dates and there was one in Colorado where a girl won this date with N'Sync, Jordan was so excited and wished it was her. Chima asks if she tried out?...Jordan says heck no! she was just at home watching, wishing she was that person...Jordan then brings up a Spring Break show with Jessica Simpson, one before she was dating Nick...Jordan thinks he's hot...Chima doesn't...Jordan says she doesn't? she thinks he's so cute (and guess who Jeff reminds her of? LOL)... Jordan lays back down...Jessie says Nick's put on a few lb's...Jordan says she hasn't seen him in a long time...Jessie says Jordan is more popular than he is right now (on TV)...Jordan yawns and says she thinks nobody will even notice...Jessie says "they will Jordan" (yep!)...Jeff leaves… Jordan forgets Jeff’s last name... again 1:55-2:05am https://youtu.be/kN9M2UFD-xk Feeds switch to Jeff & Jordan who are in Jeff's bed in the RR...Jeff is rubbing Jordan's arm & they are giggling over the cameras rotating towards them every time they cuddle etc, they then giggle about Kevin...Jordan says her legs are sore...Jeff says he knows, tomorrow she should do nothing, for real...Jordan puts her arm around Jeff's waist and then giggles again about how the camera is rotating to follow their every move... Jeff says what else is there? the best was the one that went right over his face, he didn't even notice it, he didn't even know it could do that...Jordan says she knows, it's crazy. Jeff gets up to turn off the light in the SS room that is bothering them...Jeff gets back in bed wondering why he pees so much, they decide it's all the water he drinks. 😀 Jordan tells Jeff to keep his knee bent to block the light from her...Jeff gets up to put his shorts on (instead of sweats) and Casey walks in asking if they aren't sleeping with him tonight...Jeff farts and Casey says he'll take that as a no 😂... Jeff says he'll crack jokes but he has to find another bed to sleep in (because of the snoring)...Jordan says that Jeff was about to kill Casey last night...Jeff says he's not the only banana in there cuz he goes bananas...Jordan laughs about something...Jeff gets back in bed busting on Casey. Casey joins them and they whisper a little about Russell sleeping...then Casey starts talking about people blaming others for their farts (which Jeff had jokingly just tried to do with his on Casey)...Casey says his wife will say it's their dog Jordan that farted...Jeff asks Jordan if she knew Casey's dog's name was Jordan?...she mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he has a fish named Lloyd ;) ...Jordan says whatever...Jeff laughs and says he doesn't. Jordan then says "what was your last name again?" 🤨 Jeff laughs and says "Wilkins"...they giggle...Jordan says "it starts with a S...I always want to say Schaffer"...Casey says "Stifler"...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "no, guess"...Casey says "emphasis on Stiff" 🤣...feeds go to control room... They return just after the 2am mark with Jordan rolling away from Jeff saying she can't ever get comfortable in that bed, that's why she likes her bed...Casey says Jeff has to use the sheets to block the light...Jeff says he has to make a fort, he then says to Jordan how can she not be comfortable? he gives her all the room, all the comfortable pillows, he gives her all the opportunity... Casey says "and still you don't give it a little kiss" 😘...Jordan says "what?"...Casey says "just give it a little kiss"...Jeff laughs...Casey says that's one of the lines Jordan can use...Jeff says is he talking about him or his "yang"?...Casey says men in general...Jordan says "his yang?"...Casey says that's what men say when you're trying to get a girl to go down on you...Jeff cracks up and says "that's true"....Casey wonders if Jeff knew what he was talking about?...Jeff says he did but Jordan didn't...Jordan says loudly "I did too! I thought of it". Casey shushes her and says that Jordan wants to know the ins and outs of finishing the deal...Jeff cracks up saying "just give it a little kiss" saying it's hilarious...Casey then likens it to Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers when he said he was playing a little game called "just put the tip in" and see how it feels...Casey says it's one of the funniest lines of all time, he repeats the line...Jeff laughs...Casey says he's said it, that's another one for Jordan...Jordan says "I like that" and Jeff whips his head around to suddenly look at Jordan! 🤣🤣 They all get quiet for a bit and then Jeff asks if they're all going to wear trash bags?...Jordan says she hopes not...Jeff says they don't even know what they're doing...Jeff asks Casey if he's sleepy...Casey says a little bit but not a lot...Jeff says he is neither...they get quiet again...feeds go to fish and return shortly after with Casey saying he will let them go to sleep...he leaves...Jordan says she's going to fall asleep...Jeff covers them both with the sheets and says "are you tired?"...Jordan says very...Jeff says for her to go to sleep if she wants, he rolls towards her and kisses her on the neck...Jordan coos and feeds switch to the BY… Big hugs by the fridge/Leg rubs in the RR 10:43-10:41am Jordan comes downstairs from the HOH room into the kitchen where Jeff is. He's looking in the fridge for inspiration, lol. Jordan comes up behind Jeff and puts her arms around him, hugs him and pulls him back towards her (like when you crack someone's back). Jordan then turns around says ready? and gets him to try it on her. She folds her arms over her chest and Jeff wraps his arms around her and lifts her up and back. Jordan laughs at Jeff's feeble attempt. Jeff continues to stare at the open fridge while Jordan mills about cleaning and pretending to keep busy. ;) Jordan says she knows she said yesterday she wanted to make eggs but she got...Jeff says lazy...Jordan says no, she made them for herself, lol...Jeff opens his eyes wide kind of like you made eggs and didn't make any for me? Jordan says she will make some eggs for Jeff...Jeff says "beat it"...Jordan says "no!!...I'll make you some" Jeff says he was just joking, he doesn't want her to make him anything... Jordan hugs Jeff and pushes him away from the fridge and says "walk away from the refrigerator"...Jeff does, pushes the door shut and hugs Jordan tight :) while saying "why, is there cheese somewhere?" They rock back and forth hugging...Jordan says she didn't see any cheese unless he wants the square cheese...Jeff says "what square cheese?" Jeff squeezes Jordan tight and she says "that type of cheese" Jeff says "oh"...they stop hugging and Jeff says maybe he will be full after taking 18 pills... Jeff remembers something he wants in the storage room and starts walking there, Jordan follows...he gives her a look and Jordan says she's not following him, they walk together until Jeff playfully pushes Jordan onto the sofa in the living room. Jordan laughs. 😄 Jordan runs after him and punches him in the butt. Jeff goes in the storage room and literally stares at the open fridge for a minute before only grabbing a gallon of milk and a container of something. He immediately goes into the RR and puts the stuff he just got out of the fridge on the dresser and sits down with Jordan who is laying down in Jeff's bed. Jeff rubs Jordan's legs (Jordan is hyper aware of the cameras) Jeff says he wishes he was this tired at night. As Jordan is being rubbed, she says it's so hot in there (the SS room)...Jeff says hot?...Jordan giggles and says so bright, she was thinking about something else ;) ...Jeff starts playfully punching her legs and Jordan protests, he keeps going and she gives him the finger, lol, he keeps going and then stops...Jordan says she is sore...Jordan says she could probably go to sleep too. Jordan says it's overcast outside but it will get better, she says she needs to go out and do crunches. Jeff rubs Jordan's legs and says for her not to do her legs, for real. Jeff says what if we have to stand there forever tomorrow (for the HOH comp). Jordan says standing is better than squatting, if they have to squat she will die. Jeff says she better win...Jordan wants another song, Jeff doesn't understand why they don't play Bob Marley?...Jordan asks what's up with Jeff & Bob?...Jeff says he wants to hear it...Jordan says they are like this (she crosses her fingers)...Jeff says they are Rasta. Jordan says Casey is so funny but he's gonna smoke himself to death...Jeff knows...Jeff says he doesn't even know how one can smoke that much, wouldn't you be sick? Jordan says she has done it when she's drinking but it's different for a girl, it's not attractive, with guys it can be cute but only when they are younger, when they're older it's gross....Jeff pats Jordan's leg and says he's going to go cook, he reaches up to her and nuzzles her neck, bites her, then pretend bites her boob, lol...Jordan gets all nervous and says ok, go cook...Jeff slaps her leg, she says ow... Jeff leaves and says he's going to make a jam breakfast...Jordan says summer jam?...Jeff says super summer jam breakfast 😊 he leaves… You gotta like GRITS 11:02-11:04am Casey is outside on the couches. Jeff comes out to eat breakfast and joins him. Casey says "Jeff's here!" Casey asks Jeff what he's drinking...Jeff says apple juice but watered down. Casey says half the sugar. Casey stares at Jeff then says "whatcha doing today buddy?" Jeff says he has to go to the mall. Casey says to buy an iPod for Jordan? Jeff says yeah, he has to go to Best Buy. Casey says she's so cute. Casey recalls Jordan saying that she doesn't have one and just listens to CD's like the one in the HOH room...Jeff giggles...Casey says that Jordan said all her friends have them...Jeff says that Jordan said she doesn't need nothing like that. Casey says you gotta like Grits, you gotta like Grits man, girls raised in the south. 😊 JeJo play catch 1:32-1:34pm Jeff and Jordan are outside...Jeff gets in the pool, Jordan has been in the pool for all of 2 minutes, as usual she decides to get out when Jeff gets in Oh Jordan! She uses the excuse that it's good outside but freezing in the pool... Jordan tells Jeff that she thinks Casey doesn't have to wear his banana suit anymore because when she went in the DR it was on the floor...Jeff thinks maybe he got another one...Jordan says she doubts it, a different one?...Jeff says he got another one because it was dirty...Jordan says "oh, is that what they did?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, maybe it was dirty. Jeff throws the nerf ball at Jordan and she says uh uh...Jeff says "whaddya mean uh uh? play catch"...Jordan says "play catch? do I look like a dog?"... Jeff says "like a dawg? play catch"...Jordan sits down and they toss the ball exactly 3 times before Jordan gets called out by BB for not wearing her mic...Jordan takes this opportunity to even move farther away from Jeff to the hammock LOL She says she's going to go lay out because they're going to get called in...Jeff sarcastically says "ok because you're not getting sun sitting right there"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan sits on the hammock facing Jeff. Feeds go to fish briefly and when they return Jeff and Jordan are playing catch again LOL...they toss it a couple of times and then Jordan puts the yellow bucket in front of her...Jeff says "bounce it in or make it right in?"...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff unsuccessfully tries to get the ball in the bucket numerous times even with Jordan's expert coaching for eg..."your aim's off, aim towards my foot" Finally Jeff hits the bucket over with the ball...Jordan says he was close...Jeff says "game over?"...Jordan says "game over"...Jeff says "you suck" ... Picture time in the BY/pool 1:27-1:37pm Jordan is still on the hammock, Jeff in the pool...Michele joins Jordan in the hammock, they chat for a bit...Jordan says she's tired...Michele says Jessie has the camera, she thinks he has it until one...Jordan says it's one already, it was past one when she woke up...Michele hopes he comes out to take some pictures of them...Jordan says she hates pictures, she's not photogenic ( 🙄 talk about being delusional...Jordan cannot take a bad picture!!)...Michele finally says something I agree with "oh come on, c'mon"... Michele says Jeff is doing water gymnastics...Jeff says synchronized swimming...Russell says he's a ballerina princess...Michele tells Jordan about a couple of accidents she had when she was a kid (interesting 🤨)...Jordan tunes her out as she's watching Jeff and Russell in the pool. In the meantime Jessie comes outside with the camera and takes a couple of pics of Jeff and Russell in the pool goofing around, he then heads to the hammock to take one of Jordan and Michele, Jessie wants one of the three of them...he takes off his shirt saying he's overdressed ...Russell helps them out by taking one and then Jessie takes one of Russell and the girls...they decide Jeff now needs to have one with the girls...Jessie goes inside, Russell takes over. Jordan gets in the pool with Jeff before Michele heads in...Michele sits by while Russell says "alright lovebirds" while prepping to take Jeff and Jordan's picture...Jeff puts his arm around Jordan, she squirmingly does the same LOL This is the picture Russell took that came from Jessie's HOH pictures The feeds come back with Jeff now sitting between Jordan and Michele, they take a nice pic and then Jeff starts getting goofy, he sticks out his tongue towards Michele pretending to get all dirty haha...Michele eeks and Jordan half giggles...Jeff then grabs their heads to bang them together and they both shriek...Jordan in her cute way says "no!"...Jeff says alright...Russell says he caught that one, it looked dirty...Jeff says "people with their nasty minds"... JeJo help each other up...kind of ;) 4:55pm JeJo have been outside talking with other HG's...they are called inside for a lockdown...Jordan gets up first and looks at Jeff who has his legs on the table signalling for him to get up and let her by...Jeff puts his legs down and extends his hand for her to help him up, she does...and immediately Jeff pushes her back down LOL Jordan laughs and says "help me up!"...Jeff starts saying she didn't help him up but is just kidding, he extends his hand to help her up...she holds Jeff's hand and says for him to help her...Jeff says he is...they let go and then try again, Jeff helps her up and then pushes her aside again LOL Jordan giggles saying stop and Jeff playfully pats her and walks off...Jordan ugh's and Jeff laughs, they walk inside… Banter in the RR/Jeff caresses Jordan’s ear 6:28-7:18pm Jeff joins Jordan and some of the other HG's in the RR...Jeff gets in bed and lays down next to Jordan who has been sitting there chatting with the others...they talk about going to Vegas after BB...once again they are having their own little convos in their own little world... Just after the 6:37pm mark Jordan is rubbing Jeff's arm...Jordan leans back onto Jeff's leg and Jeff asks if she was going to punch him?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she has on a mean face, take it easy...Jeff takes a hair off of Jordan saying it's gross and then he pulls one right out of her head LOL! She protests...Jeff says "Jayeff" (as she would say)...Jeff smiles at her :) while playing with her ear...Jordan lightly screeches in protest...Jeff looks at her again and Jordan says "I want some cookie dough"...Jeff says "I know you do, I had some ice cream"...Jordan uhhh's and says she thought he was going to say cookie dough...Jeff says "no, without you?"...Jordan says he should have it with her...Jeff says "I know but...if I had cookie dough, I'd come get you" (awww) ...Jordan, who is now rubbing/holding Jeff's leg, says "you better"...one more flirty stare... 😍 Just after the 6:40pm mark Jordan tells Casey he needs to go home and lay off the cigarettes...Casey points at Jordan saying she needs to go home! how about that? LOL Jeff says "snap!".,,they are talking about cigarettes and stress and Jordan asks Casey "you go eat cookie dough?"...Casey says "I just had one" :) then Casey says he ate french fries too, they're his comfort food...Jeff who had been sleeping is bummed he didn't eat any so he asks Jordan, who said they were good, "why didn't you come get me?"...Jordan says "I only had one" ...they make cute faces at each other. Just before the 6:44pm mark Jeff is describing something with his hand motions, Jordan imitates him and Jeff tickles Jordan's neck :) and he headlocks her with his legs, Jeff cracks up. Just before the 6:45pm mark Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's chest :)...Jordan signals Jeff to rub her...Jeff says to her that she knows now that she's doing that for an hour tonight (for him)...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "you're a liar!" and headlocks her again... Just after the 6:47pm mark & right after the 6:49pm mark the close up camera catches Jeff rubbing Jordan's ear... Jordan then plays with Jeff's hair a little... They banter a little about shaving their heads...Jeff will if Jordan cuts her hair short in a bob...Jordan says "uhh, no" :) They banter a little about where Jordan is going, she doesn't know and then Jeff says he will say bye bye to her tomorrow as she walks out...Jordan grabs Jeff's nose and Jeff pretends to hit her LOL Jordan then lays down next to Jeff... Jeff talks about thinking people that wear Crocs are sloppy. As it inevitably always does, talk turns to sex and Jordan explains where the term "booger" came from..pretty funny stuff save the fact that Michele is UBER irritatingly fake during the whole thing. Milk & cookies spat 7:22-7:25pm Jordan returns to the RR with some milk & cookies to eat...Jeff says "milk and cookies?"...Jordan says she told him she can't resist...Jeff asks if he can have one...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he needs to soak those bad boys...Jordan hands over the glass but Jeff says to finish hers...Jordan asks Kevin if he wants one?...Kevin says no...Jordan says she kind of wants P&J...Michele corrects her saying PB&J, she missed the B...Jordan says "oh"...Jordan hands Jeff the glass...Jeff says "I love milk and cookies" 🥰 Jordan says something about working out...Kevin asks if she's sore?...Jordan says she is, her legs are sore...Jordan sees how Jeff is eating his milk and cookies, she says "eww, don't hover over it" and she grabs the glass from Jeff's hand...Jeff says "whaddya mean? what if they fell in there?"...Jordan says she knows, you don't let it fall in there...Jeff says she made him nervous (?)...Jordan then promptly does the same thing she told him not to do...she hovers over the milk and takes a bite… Kevin tries to calm things down by saying it makes it into chocolate milk...Jeff sees what Jordan did and says "what are you talking about? you just did the same thing!"...Jordan lies and says "no I didn't!"...Jeff tells Jordan "go over there! what are you yelling at me for? cuz I dropped a piece of cookie"...Kevin and Michele are getting uncomfortable 🫠 Jeff shakes his head whispering that Jordan makes him sick sometimes...Jordan says "why?" and then giggles...Jeff doesn't say a word...Kevin leaves...Jordan asks if Jeff wants some peanut butter & jelly?...Jeff adamantly says "no!"...Jordan tries to appease Jeff by giving him more cookie dipped in milk...Jeff says "beat it, I'll fire that thing right against the wall"...Jordan says "here"...Jeff pushes her arm away saying he doesn't want any...Jordan offers Michele some, Michele says "no thank you"...Michele gets up to leave... Jeff says Jordan ruined his cookie for him...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he was all excited about it...Jeff sees Jordan making a mess and says "look at you!...my sheets" ...Jordan says "my God"...Jeff says that Jordan started it by yelling about a cookie...Jordan says she didn't yell...Jeff asks what's yelling?...Jordan keeps eating and offers another one, the last one to Jeff...Jeff says no he doesn't want it, she ruined it...Jordan says yeah he does...Jeff says "you ruined my cookie experience"...Jordan says "I gotta fatten you up"...Jeff says he's already getting fat...Jordan says "no, you're not, you have a nice, cute body"...she insists Jeff open up and he takes a bite....ahhh these two. :) Jeff then says that it wasn't soft enough, sometimes he likes it so soft he eats it with a spoon (yuk! lol)...Jordan says nuh uh...Jeff says that's how he likes it, it's cool...Jordan says through a mouth full of cookie it's not cool LOL...Jordan gets up to leave and Jeff asks for one last sip of milk, she obliges and Jeff says thank you...Jordan mmm, hmm's and leaves… Rock,paper,scissors 7:43-7:47pm Cutest thing ever...Jeff & Jordan are like the little boy & girl teasing each other in the school yard. :) They play rock, paper, scissors and Jordan adds to the fun by putting on the sombrero from Jeff's bed...Jeff says why does she have to make everything so weird LOL....we never get to see how it ended but last we heard it was 9-3 for Jordan with Jeff getting 2 points right before the feeds switch... Hair braiding & Sassy was in the SS room 7:54-7:58pm Jeff & Jordan join Lydia & Natalie in the SS room. Jordan runs her hands through Jeff's hair and tries to braid it. She's not very successful, Jeff's hair is too short...Jeff says he can't believe he came back and beat her...Jordan says "shut up"...Lydia and Natalie ask in what?...Jordan says rock, paper, scissors...Jeff says it was 9 to 3 and he got 7 in a row! he beat her 10 to 9, isn't it awesome? it was so awesome...Lydia says Jeff cheated...Jeff says he did not...Lydia says she saw him LOL Jordan starts pushing Jeff's hair down and tells him to sit up...she laughs at how he looks and says "you look like a goober" (CLEARLY NOT Jeff's favorite word )...Jeff wants a goober candy but instead eats one of Natalie's strawberries...Jordan says they need to put a hat on Jeff to hide the gooberness but Jeff doesn't take the bait. LOL Jeff looks back at Jordan and they have a little stare down, Jeff asks if she gave him a dirty look? Jordan laughs...Jeff says "everything I do"...Jeff lays back down and says "play"...Jordan bends over and arrgh's, blowing Jeff a fart/kiss on his cheek. She then talks loud in his ear and Jeff jumps...Jordan asks if it hurt? she hopes it did...Lydia says "Jordan, this mean side, where is it coming from?"...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff says she's always busting his chops...Jordan starts playing with Jeff's hair again but stops...Jeff shakes his head for her to continue but she starts goofing around with his face...Jeff says to play with his hair...Jordan says "I don't like playing with your hair" (well that would change haha!) Lydia says "geez Jordan that was a bit sassy"...Jeff says "she's super sassy"...Lydia says to think of him as the little old man on the airplane...Jordan explains she made a friend on the plane...Jordan throws her hair over Jeff's hair saying "let's see what you look like with blond hair"...they agree it's not good and they already saw him with blond hair (cheerleader outfit) Lydia says that day was so funny because Jeff was so pissed...Jeff says it was hilarious ...Jordan says it was all Jeff kept talking about, his outfit...Jeff says he didn't talk about his outfit at all, he didn't care about it...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "no, I didn't!"...Jeff grabs Jordan's hands to signal he wants more rubbing...Jordan says "Jeff, I can't rub your hair, I'm sorry"...Jeff looks up and says "yeah? no?"...Jordan says "no"... Jeff gets pissy and says "alright, deal, never ask me"...Lydia says for Jeff to give Jordan a back rub or foot rub...Jeff gives Jordan a look and says "no, you just sealed the deal sister"...Lydia says "Jordan I think that was a threat"...Jeff walks out saying "hmm, that was a promise"...Jordan sits stunned (that Jeff walked out) for a little bit and then snaps out of it… Packing & chatting 9:40-10:20pm Jordan is packing her suitcase for tomorrow's live show. Jeff & Casey are laying back observing and chatting. Nice conversation btw all the HG's in the SS room Just after the 10pm mark there is a cute moment when Jordan offers Natalie her shorts because they are too small, her butt cheeks hang out...watch Jeff's expression, it's priceless. Jeff looking sweetly at Jordan......

July 29 The 3 stooges - Who’s on 1st 12:35-12:40am Jeff & Casey do the classic "Who's on first?" routine and confuse the heck out of Jordan. Aww Casey calls them the Three Musketeers and Jeff calls them The Three Fu**ing Dorks. LOL They laugh about Braden and how clueless he was about BB, pretty funny! Jordan wonders if Braden will show up to the finale?...Jeff and Casey say it's 50/50 and depends if he gets paid...they crack up some more over things Braden said and then Jeff wonders if he watches the show?...Casey thinks they were just a stop on his tour through life...Jeff wonders what he would wear to the finale?...Jordan guesses leather pants (she was close!)...Jordan wonders what Laura is doing...they discuss how things move slowly in there but things go faster in the house once decisions are made...Jordan says she needs an iron...feeds switch… Look of Love 12:59-1:04am Jordan was moody towards Jeff that night so he has been keeping his distance from her (although still in the same room and watching her every move). She and Casey are up for eviction so she is ironing her clothes before she packs them. Jeff and Casey are watching her and listening to her tell a story abour school (pretty funny) that gets them cracking up. Casey taking about some of his friends and then makes a comment about being old, Jordan says "you're old? I don't think so." and then says a little line about boys and sings a little bit before FISH. While she's singing, the camera pans to Jeff very briefly, who is staring at her with the sweetest look, like he's mesmerized. It's pretty amazing...This scene always stuck with me for some reason. It was really telling of his feelings even that early on. Jordan apologizes for being mean 1:33-1:38am Jeff, Jordan & Casey are in the SS room. Jeff is laying on the rafts in the SS room. Casey leaves to go to the bathroom. Jordan is laying on the bed against the wall. Jordan tells Jeff that she was listening out there to them laughing....Jeff says yeah? what was I laughing about?...Jordan says she was laughing because she was listening to them (Casey & Jeff)...Jeff says "I have a funny laugh?"...Jordan says "no, just the stuff you were saying cuz you're always cussing or you'll get mad or something"...Jeff laughs. Jordan says Jeff needs to quit being a butt...Jeff says he's not and she needs to relax...Jordan says Jeff knows he was rude when they walked out of the SR...Jeff wags his finger and says "no"...Jordan says maybe she doesn't feel like talking or something...Jeff says he doesn't feel like doing a lot of things too...Jordan says "no, that's what you said to me"...Jeff non-chalantly says "oh". Jordan laughs and says "yeah that was being mean"...Jeff says he didn't say he felt like talking, he said he didn't feel like kissing her ass 24 hours a day...Jordan says "you don't!"...Jeff wants to trade pillows with Jordan and asks if she's going to sleep there?...Jordan says he can have the pillow and asks him to come up to the bed, for him to quit being weird...Jeff says no, he's staying down there, he's going to cool off and try to get some sleep...Jordan says ok and hands him another pillow...Jeff sighs and sprawls out...Jordan lays back down. Jordan asks "do you think I was being mean to you today?"...Jeff says nuh uh...Jordan says "well if you did, I'm sorry"...Jeff says mmm, kay...Jordan sits up again and says "hey" and then whispers something about Jessie getting pissed, he's so bitter about everything...Jeff says if he gets put up he'll cry and go crazy, his true colors will come out, that's what he's waiting for. Jordan lays on her tummy to talk to Jeff and they start game talking until Casey comes in and then they all chat until they turn the lights out. Before the live show “You love that shirt” 4:16-4:22pm Jeff is in the RR laying down in his bed relaxing before the live show. Jordan approaches him asking if he's ready? she asks if she should change into her grey pants instead of the black ones she's wearing because she feels the black ones make her hips look wide...Jeff says he doesn't know, what if she has to piss herself? LOL...Jordan asks if she should leave it?...Jeff says she looks good in the grey ones (the ones he would say later he liked her butt in )...Jeff says which ones are more comfortable is the question...Jordan says either, they feel the same...FISH... Jordan sits on the edge of the bed and Jeff asks if they're going to win or what? does she feel good?...Jordan standing up says "yeah...I'm nervous"...Jeff says her yeah didn't sound too confident, is it the eviction?...Jordan says yeah. Jordan asks what she should say?...Jeff says to say kind of the same thing she said last week...Jordan sits down by Jeff and says she doesn't want to give the same speech...Jeff coaches her on what to say...Michele walks by...Jeff says to say something about him...Jordan smiles and rubs Jeff's leg...FISH...feeds return and Michele is sitting right on the edge of the bed to once again make three a crowd UGH Jeff says to just be humble...Michele gives her advice (who asked you?)...Jordan goes over what she's planning on saying...Jeff says to say what she wants, she obviously rehearsed it already...Jordan asks if it sounds stupid?...Michele says to be flippant, just have fun with it...Jordan says she gets nervous especially with Julie Chen just staring at her...Jeff says he's going to squeeze her butt :) Jordan says she's talking after Casey...Jeff says she can just go off of what Casey says...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg...Michele gives her a pre-hug (wth?)...Jordan says she's sweating, she stretches saying she wants to win HOH if she's still there, she really wants to win, she's going to try, try, try. Jordan wonders what the comp will be...they say it doesn't matter, just try...Jordan says she's going to hold on until she's crying tears...Jeff says not to let go til noon tomorrow...Jordan starts fussing with her bra, she repeats she gets so nervous and flustered for her speech on the live show...Jeff says so what, just bust one out since she's done it before...Jordan asks if she sounded stupid (last week)...Jeff says she sounded great...Jordan says "not like ditzy?"...Michele says not at all...Jeff asks if she needs help?...Jordan says no, she was just tightening it to stay in place. Jordan wonders if she should change into a v-neck shirt like Michele's but then remembers her luggage is put away...Jeff says "you love that shirt", he smiles big...Jordan says "I do!"...Michele says "New Orleans"...Jordan in her NO accent says "New Orlins"... RR before the live show - Jeff’s air kiss 4:22-4:30pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele continue chatting before the live show...Jordan tells Jeff he should wear a sweatshirt...Jeff wonders where his sweatshirt is then finds it lying right next to him LOL...Michele asks Jordan if she's going to wear a hat?...Jordan says she'll wear Jeff's hat (the Aurora one), she gets up to get it and puts it on...Michele asks if it's waterproof?...Jordan says she got it wet the other day...Jordan informs them she didn't put a thong on because she was scared it would irritate her...Michele says good call...Jeff says he's wearing a hat for sure...Jeff tells Jordan to wear the sombrero LOL Natalie walks in saying she wanted to wear Jeff's hat but it doesn't match what she's wearing...Jordan says she doesn't match period, peace (pants), purple, blue...Jeff says it doesn't matter, you just have to win, look at him, he's not matching, he's got red shoes, a baby blue hat, a green shirt. Natalie says Jessie said to wear the sombrero but it's too heavy...Michele says they're ready to rumble...Natalie says at least Jordan is wearing sweats...Jordan wants to wear jeans...Natalie says no, she's not, then she'd be kicking herself when she's competing and you're in a dress or something...Jordan says she's sweating...Jeff says to take a shit in her pants (what is his deal with her peeing/pooping in her pants? LOL), says he just likes to joke...Jordan in Jeff voice says lose the jokes ok?...Jeff flips her the bird :) ...Jordans says she's just kidding...Jeff says he's just kidding too and then sends her an air kiss 😘 Michele starts mumbling about another Michele, Jeff is like huh? 😅...Casey comes in and they chit chat about Casey being a clotheshorse...Jordan says Casey has her name on her shoes...Casey asks why Jordan doesn't have 10 pairs of Jordan's...Jordan says they're boy shoes...Casey says they make girl Jordan's...Jordan says she's not sporty...Casey says after this she should be...Jordan isn't so sure...Casey starts lecturing her and the others on how if you let yourself go after a certain age it becomes harder to get "it" back... Casey starts bitching about the mentality of the house, he's not mad at anybody and it is what it is, it's just bad to be backdoored, he tells them to go hard in every competition, don't take margarita parties, don't take nothing because it can flip like that, Jessie told him he was good then by the third day he wasn't. Casey instructs Jeff to repeat nuthouse when Jordan says nuthouse and he tries but he says he has candy in his mouth! Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says he doesn't want anything disturbing his positive aura with her negative bashing all the time, he has a force shield on...Michele says he's like the bubble boy...they talk about the bubble boy movie/tv show...Jeff starts rocking back and forth and then gets up and leaves the room... Feel good/good luck kiss 4:41-4:44pm Jeff is laying down in the RR trying to relax before the live show. Jordan comes in asking for Jeff's chapstick. Jordan is nervous about the upcoming eviction...Jeff puts out his hand, he wants five to feel good...Jordan pats his hand several times...Jeff grabs her hand and pulls her down to give her a good luck kiss. Jordan fists pumps and Jeff says "feel good"...Natalie comes in the room & leaves...Jeff, reaching out to Jordan says "you gotta win, booty" :) Jordan sits down and says "I know, so do you"...Jeff says "I'm gonna win"...feeds go to fish briefly... Jordan says if she goes out before him he better stay as long as he can...Jeff says "you're not"...Jordan says "if I do"...Jeff says "you're not, don't even put that shit in your head"...Jordan being nervous keeps tugging and pulling at her hair while Jeff lays in silence...just before she gets up Jeff touches her arm but Jordan is too preoccupied to talk, she walks out of the RR. CASEY IS EVICTED/RUSSELL WINS HOH Post graduation comp fallout 10:17-10:22pm Jeff has finished showering and is exhausted after the Graduation comp. Jeff & Jordan are now both in the kitchen, Jordan is washing dishes & Jeff is puttering around cleaning up something that shattered on the floor. Jeff feels like he has a cut/scrape on his neck but Kevin says it's not red, he does however point out that Jeff's legs are red...Jeff says he can feel it when he sits down. Sweet moment when Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's back as he gets a glass of water while she washes the dishes. They bicker a little about how Jordan put Jeff's name in the box to pick the have nots LOL Jeff says he told her not to. (it's hard to hear over Kevin & Michele's loud talking but the gist is that he's not happy about it and Jordan doesn't get why 🤨) Jeff & Jordan then talk about their sore spots from the comp, they start laughing and Jeff says "dude, I got whipped...I can't even feel"...Jordan laughs and says look at mine, showing hers when Jeff whips his shorts down and shows his legs off as well as his boxer briefs. :) Michele keeps yapping about her sore areas and no one listens, lol...J&J both put their bottoms back on...Kevin & Jeff talk about how the comp was, Jeff says he was hurting 2 hours in...Jordan says at one point she started crying, she got teary eyed, she hit one of those end things really really hard...Jeff squeezes her chin...Jordan says she wanted to quit but she wanted to win, she told Jeff she would stay up there even if she was crying...Jeff says she did good...Jeff goes to the microwave and says he tried to cut a couple of deals, that's all he got...Jordan says "and?"...Jeff says huh?...Jordan says "and?"...Jeff looks at her through the mirror and says "we're safe" and smiles big 😁 Jordan comforts Jeff after the graduation comp - Part 1 10:38-10:44pm Jeff is finishing up his pizza, Jordan is still cleaning up in the kitchen and Michele & Kevin are hanging out with them. They are talking about the comp and how their legs felt. Jeff says that his legs were numb and he liked getting hit because at least he would get some feeling in them. Jordan says she couldn't even stand up after falling off. Jordan laughs about the clip they showed on the live show of the pig veto, she says it was awesome that they showed Michele falling and Jeff busting up laughing over it...Jeff says he loves when people fall down...Kevin says and it was in slow motion...Jeff says those are good stories, now when he goes home his friends will says dude! why didn't you just hang on? you suck...Kevin says when you watch you think that and he was the first one to go down, his boyf is going to be are you serious? Jordan is taking her mic out of her mic pack that they wore for the comp, she says she threw up whole macaronis, she didn't even digest her food...Jeff says BB should have given them a couple of beers to take the edge off...Jordan says pizza and beer...Michele asks Jordan if she needs help and Jordan says yes, she hands her the mic pack. As Michele starts explaining how to separate it, Jordan sits herself down on the counter, Jeff walks towards her and Jordan holds out her hand to hug him, she does, pats his back and says good job. She gives him a raspberry kiss. Jeff says "oh man, I'm sore"...Michele hands back the mic, Jordan thanks her and says it's "perfecto!"...Jeff starts eating something else...Jordan looks at him and grabs his face and pulls it towards her but just as Jeff moves forward to maybe kiss her, Michele talks to Jordan saying she rocked it, Jordan turns her head to say thanks and they miss contact. 😔 Jeff says he feels like he has something in his pockets, it's so funny. Jeff stands by Jordan again and squeezes her thigh...Jordan says she wishes she had that HOH bed...Jeff says that's why she kept saying stay...Jordan says "I wanted you to win too"...Jeff says "I did too but he wasn't coming down and neither was I and what's the point of staying up there? to kill myself?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff walks to the other side of the counter and says "I got what I wanted". Jordan says "come here, I wasn't done"...Jeff comes back and says "what?"...Jordan says "you don't care that I put on your clothes do you?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "good job" and then says she was freezing, she didn't have anything...Jeff mumbles something and then Jordan says "I'll rub your back?"...Jeff says he'll take it...Jordan says "you deserve it"...Jeff says "we're safe and that's all"...Jordan asks how he knows that?...Jeff says he knows so don't worry, for real, he trusts him. Jordan comforts Jeff after the graduation comp - Part 2 10:44-10:54pm J&J continue talking in the kitchen…. Jordan says to Jeff "what about if somebody is the mystery person? God...and he can take himself off?"...Jeff says who knows, wtf does he know?...Jordan says he should have won HOH...Jeff bends his head down and stretches...Jordan rubs his neck and then is told by BB to put on her mic...Jeff says "what if you're the mystery person?"...Jordan says "love it"...Jordan says it's America that votes on that though... Jeff asks "would you tell me?"...Jordan touches Jeff's hair and says she wouldn't tell him if she got in trouble, he would just have to be surprised but it would be awesome if Jeff was up on the block, thinking he was going to be evicted and then last minute she would sit up and veto the nominations, that would be freaking cool...Jeff says it would be awesome...Jordan says they have to talk later though...Jeff says huh?...Jordan touches Jeff's hair again and says they have to talk later...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says "just talk"...Jeff says ok and finishes eating his ice cream sandwich. Jordan says she was giving Jeff the thumbs up...Jeff says he was hurting...Jordan says she thought he was doing good...Jeff says the last time he gave her the thumbs up he was kind of hurting...Jordan says "you were just trying to be nice?". Jordan says her makeup was all smudged, her eyes were all black...Jordan then grabs the bowl of M&M's and says she was eating NNM's but she was thinking of him 😋...Jeff says NNM'S?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she was thinking of him when she was in here and he was out there swinging... Jordan doesn't hear him, she says she wanted Jeff to pep talk her, to coach her but she thought they did good, she is happy with herself because she held on a lot longer than she thought she could...Jeff says she did good. Jordan says she even has marks to show it, marks on her booty...Jeff drops his shorts again and Jordan giggles saying his marks are pink. Jeff pulls them up and says "oh f**k"...Jeff fixes his shirt and Jordan says "you look cute"🥰...Jeff leans forward on the counter while Jordan starts rubbing his neck again and he says "oh great, that was my goal" Jordan doesn't get it and says "what was?" ;) Jeff asks where his hat is? he left it outside...Jordan says they won't throw it away, they'll know it's Jeff's hat...Jeff says that hat is...well it's not magic but...Jordan says "it's been through it?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "and it's like good luck?"...Jeff says it's not really good luck...Jordan says "but it's been through a lot?"...Jeff says yeah it has... Jeff says "f**k"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing, I was just close but I didn't get it, I could have held longer but there was no point, I think he would have never let go"... Jordan slightly disagrees saying she was trying to tell him that he wasn't as strong as Jeff looked...Jeff says he knows Jordan was telling him that but he looked at him and he looked fine...Jordan says she knew Jeff was asking about deals and stuff...Jeff says he cut a rock, paper, scissor deal but Russell said he just wanted that letter from his dad. Jordan asks Jeff to pour her some Gatorade, she tells Jeff she's been drinking out of his cup...Jeff asks my cup?...Ronnie is walking by and Jordan raises her voice in responding to Jeff...Jeff asks who she's snapping at...Jordan says you...Jeff lets it go...Jeff says he feels like he just went through a football game...Jordan says after this they are going to a football game...Jeff says where?...Jordan says "omg you forgot?"...Jeff rubs her cheek and says "the Panthers?"...Jordan says the Panthers and Chicago"...Jeff says yeah...he leaves to get some lotion in the bathroom. Jeff comes back asking if Jordan wants to lay down for a little bit, he wishes they had the GR...Jeff hugs Jordan... Jordan says he should sleep in the SS room cuz it's cold, it's better...Jeff unhugs her and puts his face about 4 inches from her, LOL, and asks "where are you going to sleep?"...Jordan mumbles something (her mouth is full of M&M's lol) and asks if it's taken?...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan gets all nervous and taps her mouth...Jeff just looks at her...Jordan keeps eating M&M's and says that if not, he should move the bed down so the light isn't in his eyes. Jordan says she liked that competition, it was fun, she couldn't hold on any longer, her butt cheeks were hurting, her feet were numb...Jeff shifts over and says his were too...Jordan says she took it to the limit, she got teary eyed and held on as long as she could...Jeff says he didn't, that's his problem, he could have went longer but Russell could have too...Jordan says yeah, that is true but he tried so...Michele comes in and hugs Jeff who was leaning over the counter...Jeff says thanks, he feels so worn out, he feels 195 years old... Jeff stands closer to Jordan again, Michele brings up some talk about Casey & some shoes...Jordan says Casey was ewww when he walked out...Jeff doesn't know where his shoes are, he just whipped them off along with this hat and ran inside to take a shower...Michele fake yawns and gets up...Jeff & Jordan giggle at Michele...Jordan runs her hand under Jeff's chin, they look at each other and lock eyes... They start talking about throwing up during the competition and how gross it sounded...Jeff said he saw all the noodles Jordan threw up ...Jeff says he hates throwing up...Michele says she never throws up...Jeff says they were making him sick, 5 people barfed...Jeff laughs and leaves to go to the bathroom and the convo breaks up btw Jordan & Michele… Jeff needs to cool off his abs ;) 11:01pm Too funny! Jeff & Jordan walk back to the RR to chill...as Jordan is sitting herself down in Jeff's bed, Jeff tells her that Casey left him his shorts...Jordan says "awww, that's sad, that's really sad"...Jeff says "I gotta represent him"...Jordan says it makes her want to cry...Jeff says it's sad right?...Jordan says "seriously that makes me want to cry, that's sad". Jeff says he has to throw 'em down for his nation...Jordan smiles and says "for his nation?"...Jeff laughs and says "don't say that right?"...Jordan doesn't answer so Jeff says "I can say that one?" Jordan says "why did you buy that green western shirt? not to call you out but"...Jeff says he got it right at the end, he had a gift card and BB had said colors so he just bought it...Jordan says he should have given it to Casey...Jeff says he'll leave it, he's not going to wear it, he never wore it before. Then out of the blue Jeff lifts his shirt(s) and exposes his abs and let's just say his shorts are riding a little low, he does this about 2 feet from Jordan's face LOL Jeff just stands there saying he didn't have colors while Jordan is mumbling that Casey left his shorts...she loses her train of thought for a bit and then says "he wore those shorts a lot with his socks & flip flops"...feeds switch off of them… Back scratching in the RR 11:07:11:20pm Feeds switch to J&J in the RR...Jordan is scratching Jeff's back...Jordan asks Jeff "do you still hang out with people from high school?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "do you?"...Jeff says his friends were friends before they went to high school...Jordan says "like middle school? elementary?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "aww...do you live in the suburbs too?"...Jeff says "right outside the city, not the suburbs"...Jeff says "I hope they don't call me in the DR"...Jordan says they probably will, they will probably call Russell to give him key...Jordan says the way he does things makes everything look so easy, the way he hangs...Jordan then says she's going to work out tomorrow...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says she's going to run to make herself feel better. Jordan keeps scratching/rubbing and Jordan zones out...Jeff says he hopes one of them wins the "magic thing"...Jordan says they will get more details on it right?...Jeff says what sucks is they wouldn't be able to tell each other but who cares, it's probably really good...Jordan says oh yeah, definitely...Jeff says see what he means? what they were talking about, they need something to shake up this house otherwise they're just going to walk through this game...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says the magic stick is good and he sings "I won the magic stick". Jeff says there's always twists & shit, you never know...Jordan says it's to make things even in a way, Jeff says it's to shake things up, who knows what it does...Jordan yawns and says she can see Kevin getting it, thanking America with his facial expressions, she also thinks Chima could get it because people notice her, she tells her she's the diva. Jordan says Jeff's pants are comfy, she also says she felt better after she threw up...Jeff says did she even chew her food, the noodles were whole...Jordan says she did chew...Jeff says she was wolfing them down...Jordan says she has never gotten sick like that before...Jordan then goes into details about how she was barfing...Jeff says when he goes on a merry-go-round he gets sick, he doesn't know how he didn't get sick. Jordan pats Jeff's back and Jeff says "already?"...he then starts to turn over and says he knows she doesn't like doing it anyways...Jordan says she was just tapping him...Jeff says she's a liar!...Jordan swears to goodness, Jeff lays back down and Jordan continues this time on his face/neck then back to his back. She asks him "don't you want a facial?"...Jeff asks what do they do?...Jordan explains how they do extractions...Jeff says he dated a girl that had facials and wanted him to go with her and he said no...Jordan says "that's nasty" (not sure if she meant the facial or the girl! LOL)... Jordan loses her train of thought ;) while Jeff mumbles something about how he shouldn't say dated, he went out with her a couple of times but to just forget it, he's talking to himself...Jordan says ummm, what was I saying? ;) Jeff reminds her and she explains what a facial is like. Jordan says Jeff should get one...Jeff asks why? does he need one?...Jordan says no, but he'd like them, they're addictive...Jordan tells Jeff her mom dated someone that would get them, she's going to get one and treat herself when she gets back home. They get quiet and then Jordan says "can you believe this year is halfway over?...it's so crazy"...Jordan says time flies by the older you get, she's going to be 23 in November, it's depressing to her...they get quiet again and then Jeff asks if Jordan was cold? Jordan says mmm, hmm, was he? Jeff says sometimes he was...Jordan says her makeup was all over the place, she looked like a raccoon...they talk about where Jeff's clothes were after the comp. Jeff says that Russell was never getting off that fu**ing thing, he's going to be black & blue tomorrow...Jordan says her too...Jeff asks Jordan "what are you thinking about right now?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "does my hair look bad?" lol...Jordan says "I always ask you that?"...Jeff brings up Casey's shorts again...Jordan starts scratching Jeff's back with her mic antenna...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Casey was upset?...Jeff says yes...Jordan agrees...Jeff says something inaudible and smiles...Jordan gets called out by BB for playing with her mic...Jordan doesn't know why...Jeff says it's the part she's scratching with. Jordan says Casey had a loud applause, louder than Laura...Jeff says he's sure people like him...Jordan says he's funny and he wore a banana suit...they think about Casey...Jeff turns over onto his back and says Jordan is always looking and judging everything...Jordan says she's not, why?...feeds switch off of J&J… So...Cute! 11:43-11:51pm Feeds switch to J&J who are laying in Jeff's bed in the RR. They are waiting on Russell's HOH room reveal. Jordan is rubbing Jeff's tummy. Jeff says that if he got set up (by Russell), then he got set up, he doesn't even care, he's leaving, he can't take another backstabbing, if he gets backstabbed he's out, he can't play this game no more...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he needs the magic card to save himself...Jordan says she wonders if they can save someone else, maybe he could...Jeff says Russell swore on something important to him...Jordan asks if her speech sounded corny?...Jeff says a little bit, it had no meaning...Jordan sounds offended...Jeff holds her leg and says it's not like that, not like he wanted to throw up...Jordan asks if it sounded dumb?...Jeff says no, there was nothing, she just said the same shit, it doesn't matter what she said because after Casey's speech, no one will remember what she said. Jordan said her speech was a thumbs down...Jeff says no one would pick out 2 words of what she said so it was fine...Jordan whispers in Jeff's ear that she thought Casey's speech was awesome...Jeff says me too...Jordan then says that there is one person that keeps voting against her, who could it be? Jeff says that it's sneaky too...Jordan wonders who would give Casey a vote? She thinks it might be Russell, or maybe Kevin or Lydia. Jeff says "she" (Lydia?) kept saying come on Russell! during the comp...Jordan says that's why she wanted Jeff to hang on...Jeff says that both he & Russell would have both stayed on there without dropping...Jordan says she thinks he was going to drop that's why he was trying to make deals...Jordan explains that her and Natalie when they were watching Natalie told Jordan to make sure to tell Jeff to not make a deal with Russell, he should know better and that's why Jordan said to Jeff "y'all just play it out" and Jeff got mad. Jeff says she doesn't understand, he couldn't take it anymore, he was so frustrated, 4 hours and he was like, dude f**k this, whatever if he gets f**ked, he gets f**ked...Jeff thinks they are just scared now...Jordan wants an ice cream sandwich. Jeff says omg!...Jordan says she does, does he not want one? they're so good...Jeff says the pizza he ate was so good...Jordan agrees...Jessie comes into the room and leaves without saying a word...Jeff & Jordan look at each other, Jordan makes sure he's gone and asks "what was that about?"...Jeff says "f**k him"...Jordan says he's a sorry player...Jeff nods yes. Jeff brings up something about the "magic card" which brings up a little tiff about how Jordan put Jeff's name in the box for being a have not. Jeff says she didn't have to put his name, does she think that if Jessie was in his place and Natalie got what Jordan did that Natalie would put his name in there? he told her to take his f**king thing out of there!...Jordan says "listen here, don't you get an attitude with moi!"...Jeff says "you should have never put it in there, you were like Jeff's not going in there"...Jordan says "no, wait listen! gaw before you start raising your voice"...Jeff says "that's why he (Jessie) said it like that"...Jordan sits up and tries to justify why she put Jeff's name but can't LOL and says "I was going to, I don't know, quit getting an attitude"...Jeff says he told her not to do it...Jordan says "God, ok! Jeff! God"...Jeff says Jordan wants everything to be fair but they wouldn't be fair to her...Jordan says "ok, I'm sorry" Natalie comes sauntering in and asks to shut off the light...Jordan says yeah...Natalie starts bitching about how BB called her out for sleeping in the GR, she's sick and she doesn't want to hear their mouths yelling...Natalie goes into the HN room to sleep and doesn't care when Russell reveals his HOH. Super cute moment alert...Jordan lays back down and plays with Jeff's hair a little, Jeff keeps his eyes closed and doesn't respond to her but then starts pointing vigorously at the kitchen (I think it has to do with her putting Jeff's name in the box)...Jordan takes her arm out from under Jeff's and turns slightly away from Jeff...they get quiet with Jeff turning to look at Jordan...Jordan then turns to the side, butt towards Jeff ;) and quickly tugs at her shirt to pull it down...Jeff looks at Jordan again for almost 10 seconds...they lay quietly until Jordan is the first to break putting her arm back to reach for Jeff...Jeff tosses her arm back in place, lol and then quickly turns to her and rolls her towards him, hugging her and going for her neck...the audio is not on them but Jordan can be heard squealing, she is super ticklish and is holding her legs up in the air, they keep hugging... Switch to Cam 1 (geez the camera work on J&J this season was HORRIBLE at times!) Jordan says Jeff! I can already feel it...Jeff says "do what?"...Jordan says "you about to do it"...Jeff says "he wasn't" and then he dives in for the other side of her neck...Jordan giggles, says ugh and turns away from Jeff again...Jordan says hmm!...Jeff pokes her in the back and Jordan protests trying to take his hand away...Jordan says "stop it" in a cutesy voice...Jeff says "you stop it, you're so..." Jordan pinches Jeff's face and says "I'm so what?"...Jeff suddenly just looks at Jordan :)...Jordan says again "so what?"...Jeff says "so cute" ♥ Immediately after Jeff says this Russell comes out of the DR yelling asking who wants to see his HOH room so be warned that the volume blows up suddenly!

July 31 Pre kiss talk 2:07-2:18am Before the goodnight honey kiss Jeff & Jordan talk/whisper in Jeff's bed in the RR. Jeff is laying down and Jordan is sitting close to him. The whispers are inaudible mostly but occasionally some things can be heard such as Jeff telling Jordan to not lay it on too thick...Jordan says she wants some tea...Jeff says she's easily convinced...Jordan says "am I?", she says that Laura got her liking it...Jordan says she misses Casey...Jeff says you always miss the person that just left...Jordan says she does, it's quiet, Casey left a whole carton of cigarettes...Jeff can't believe it...Jordan says she figured he left them because he wanted to quit...Jeff says no, he forgot, he was probably like wtf?...Jordan says he was so funny. They start whispering again, then they start giggling about Casey's speech regarding Jessie...they continue whispering, Jordan mostly in Jeff's ear...Jeff says something about the slop bringing Jessie & Natalie closer together, fu**ing dorks...Jeff then says that Julie Chen was grilling Jessie about the love triangle between him, Natalie & Lydia during the live show, they played dumb but Jeff says like they don't know, everybody knows, like Natalie's boyfriend isn't already banging 6 chicks. Jordan says she's going to make that tea, does Jeff want any? She then smells something and says Jeff pooted, Jeff denies it but Jordan says "whatever, you pooted"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says Jeff's pants (that she's wearing) are comfy...Jeff says he knows, he loves them...Jordan says she didn't have her luggage yet to get her clothes to change into so she had to dig in his drawer...Jeff says it's alright, he doesn't care...Jordan says she likes his shirt...Jeff pulls at it and says "me too". Jeff touches Jordan's foot and says "I thought you were wearing that to motivate me or something"...Jordan says oh, ok, I was doing that to motivate you...Jeff says "no you weren't dork"...Jordan says she was, she was standing there...Jeff says his legs were fu**ing burning and Jordan was yelling at him "don't make a deal" like 50 times and he wanted to ring (her neck)...she made him so aggravated...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he knows not to make a deal, he understands but Russell wanted a letter real bad and he could have stayed up there another hour, so could Russell and where would it have gotten them, more pain? They start whispering again, mostly game about how the others are getting nervous now that things aren't going their way and Russell is in power...Jordan shifts and gets ready to get up to make tea...Jeff pinches her butt...Jordan says oww and then asks Jeff if he really thought Jordan dressed like that to get him excited, to pep talk him...Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan says awww, she was standing by herself and even brought his stuff outside for him to wear when he got off...Jeff realizes where his clothes were that he was looking for...Jordan punches Jeff playfully and says "you didn't even acknowledge that"...Jeff says he couldn't even walk, he just went straight to the shower...Jordan says she was trying to be nice...Jeff rubs her hair and says "thank you though, I just couldn't, I wasn't focused". Jordan while putting her leg up onto the bed says "I was trying to give you a pep talk but I didn't know what to say"...Jeff lays his head on Jordan's leg...so sweet ☺️...and says it doesn't matter, he didn't need a pep talk...Jordan scratches Jeff's shoulders...Jeff says he needs a new pair of legs...Jordan says she thought if she stood there and gave him up the thumbs up he would stay on a little longer...Jeff says he just got sick of it, he didn't want to spin around in the rain and smash into that thing, what's the point, whatever, maybe it's for the best, as long as he's safe he doesn't give a f**k about the HOH. Jordan says she was surprised they weren't asked questions (live show), she was waiting on it...Jordan says if she asks her she will say "Jeff take over"...Jeff asks if she already planned that?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he'll say "yeah, we made booger all last night" Jeff cracks up! 😂 Jordan says she'll say if they watch the tapes they'll know Jeff is lying...Jeff says he'll say they did booger under the covers, you couldn't see...Jordan laughs and says with Casey in the room beside us?...Jeff says yeah, Casey was loving it. Jeff brings up his face close to Jordan's saying it's dark and he can't really see...Jordan says she knows, he was all up in her face and she leans into Jeff saying she's just kidding... Jeff bites Jordan's knee and then says he can't believe Jordan threw up all those noodles...Jordan says she did and they were whole...Jeff says he thought, I just cooked all that shit 😅 They laugh about it being in a circle...Jeff says it was so gross...Jordan then leaves to make some tea. She returns later to whisper some more and then kiss Jeff goodnight 😘 (feeds were off them for almost 2 hours so no idea how long they were talking pre-kiss) Goodnight Honey kiss 3:49-3:51am Feeds switch to Jeff & Jordan just after the 3:49am mark...J&J are facing each other whispering in Jeff's bed (Natalie's bed)...it is virtually impossible to hear what they are saying...at one point audio is amped up by control room but it's still difficult to make out...they are talking game though...after about a minute Jordan gathers her sheet up and says "ok, I'm going to my bed"...Jeff leans forward and says "nawwww"...Jordan says yeahhh and puts her face near Jeff's, she says goodnight while he takes the opportunity to bite her cheek and then kiss her, he says goodnight honey...Jordan says oww, you like biting me...Jeff looks at her and they kiss. Jeff jumps up all excited and then lays down and covers himself with his blanket...Jordan jumps over Jeff and gets in her bed (Kevin's bed). Cute “have not” selection banter 11:31-11:38am Jeff, Jordan, Chima, Russell and Lydia are in the kitchen/dining room discussing last night's endurance comp. Jeff is joking that toward the end he was waiting for prizes and would have dropped for a bucket of marbles. Talk moves to Jordan's have/have not pass where she had to choose three have-nots. Russell teases Jordan about adding Jeff's name to the hat she choose the names from. Jordan explains how she wanted to be "fair. I didn't want anybody pissed off.." Jeff interrupts and says (as Jordan) "I didn't want anybody pissed off but I just got put up two weeks in a row and now I have some power. Let's put everybody's name in a hat and f**king dance!"  She shyly laughs and he reaches over and grabs her knee to let her know he's not really that mad. Jeff then moves on to demonstrate how he was barely able to move in the shower when she told him his name was going to be in the hat and he was like "whattt?" He impersonates Jordan by smiling big, clapping his feet and skipping away.  LOL Russell can't stop laughing. Jordan says she didn't want people to think that she wasn't considering him just because they're friends. (HUH?) Jeff again tells her she should have chosen people that put her up, not him. Russell sides with Jeff and Chima tells her not to let them give her a hard time. Jeff says he busted her yesterday. Jordan is sitting at the counter quietly and giving Jeff a "look". Russell says he thinks Jordan wants to take Jeff out now. Jordan just smiles. Jeff says "Whatever, keep it up."  All of a sudden, the gate comes up and the BY opens. Jordan says "alright, we can go outside" (changing the subject). More joking about last night. Lydia tells Jeff that his name actually did get pulled, but Jordan thought "maybe he'll be really mad". Jordan walks into the kitchen, passes Jeff and pats him on the arm. Jeff joking pretends to knee her. Russell says the girls in the house are cut-throat. Jeff stumbles over his words "Jordan's...Jordan's just too sw...bwahhh... she's too nice...that's what I was getting at" (Awww) More talk about the comp itself. Just before the 11:38 mark, Jeff and Jordan meet by the microwave and and Jeff playfully "punches" her in the back. Lydia asks why he would do that to Jordan. Jeff says everyone thinks Jordan's all cute and innocent while she throws stones all night when no one cares. Suddently all cameras switch to the empty bathroom, on camera 2/4 you can kind of see a hug and hear back slapping. Lydia says "special friends" and Jeff and Jordan laugh hard. Jeff goes outside. Jordan is placing her order with Jeff 1:18pm The squid has arrived in the house (HN food)...it's disgusting...Jeff is outside smoking...Jordan is sitting in the pool...Kevin comes outside to dispose of some of it...Jordan asks Michele if she's going to eat any?...Michele says hell no...Jordan says she'll eat that stuff at restaurants when it's fried...Jeff has finished up his cigarette and tells them that he will cook up some of the clean ones...Jordan says when it's fried she'll eat it. Jeff says "I'll make some, it'll be good like with pasta...it'll be good"...he heads inside...Jordan eww's and says "don't put it in the pasta, put it on the side, cuz then it'll smell like fishy, I don't like the kind that has the tentacles and stuff, that look like it's alive"... Jeff has just been staring at Jordan and says "alright Jordan, do tell me what you want"...he smiles big at her... Jordan says for Jeff to listen, she's trying to tell him what she likes...Jeff says "you're placing your order right now?"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "you want some more bread? I'll be right out with more bread and then I'll take your order"...he giggles and goes inside...Jordan yells out "in case you make it!...oh my gosh"... Ice Cream sandwich desire 2-2:13pm (please try to ignore Michele during this...Jeff and Jordan try to LOL) Jordan has been in the hammock suntanning...Jeff is putting on sunscreen by the pool table...Jordan gets up to get out of the sun and asks Jeff if everyone is attacking Russell?...Jeff says kind of, he just talked with him upstairs...Jordan says she'll be right back and goes inside...Ronnie's in the kitchen and takes the opportunity to apologize to Jordan ...Jordan lets him have it :) Go Jordo! Jordan goes to the bathroom and comes back outside, her and Jeff move over the pool area to talk game but Michele comes outside as does Ronnie so they can't quite talk openly... Feeds then go off of JeJo and return to them with Jeff in the pool talking to Jordan, they are talking about Casey and his banana suit...Michele wanders over there and Jordan asks her if there are any more ice cream sandwiches left?...Jeff thinks there are...Jordan says she thinks she's going to get one...Jordan leaves to get one...Michele whips off her dress/shirt and starts putting on sunscreen and shamelessly tries to flirt with Jeff. Jeff looks the other way waiting for Jordan to come back LOL Michele tries to engage Jeff talking to him about him being safe this week...Jeff doesn't agree with her, saying what does she mean? no one is safe in this house unless you're holding the HOH key or you have the veto...Jordan mercifully returns eating her ice cream sandwich 🙌 Jordan sits down with her feet in the pool and says it's freaking good but she wishes it had the chocolate nut things to put on top, she giggles...Jeff smiles... Jeff says "what's a chocolate nut thing?" LOL Jordan says "it's a Nestle, it's like a nut thing"...Jordan keeps savoring the ice cream and says she has probably put on 10 lbs from being here...Jeff says she eats all the stuff...Jordan says she can't help it though...Jeff says "it's harrrrd!"...Jeff cracks up, Jordan laughs saying that it's a chocolate chip cookie with ice cream, how can you say no to it?...Jeff says "it's harrrrd Casey"...Jordan says she doesn't know how celebrities do it when they have to get fit for something, she'd be like hmmm cookie dough or a salad? cookie dough...Jeff says "as it spills all over your leg?" Michele starts rambling and Jeff somewhat humors her by responding but is distracted by Jordan eating...he looks over at her and smiles saying "Jordan!?"...Jordan says "am I grossing you out?"...Michele keeps rambling and Jordan half humors her this time...Jeff can't take it anymore and says "gimme a bite of that!"...Jordan says "I told you"...Jeff walks over saying he just wants a little bite...Jordan says see, you want one...Jeff bites into the sandwich...Jordan asks why she never thought of this? (making one)...Jeff says it's because she's too busy eating everything and not creating it...Jordan says it's true...Jeff says it's good, there's no getting around it. :) Michele starts talking about Ronnie and game and they join in... Everything else? Whoa 5:14-5:17pm The HG's are outside awaiting nominations. Jeff has just taken a shower and comes outside. Lydia moves over so that he can sit down next to Jordan...Jeff tells her that her hair looks good. They bicker a little about who rubs whom more and Jeff says to Lydia "you don't know how much I rub her leg...and everything else...and I get nothing". Lydia whispers "everything else? everything else whoa" 😂 Jeff comes to check on Jordan 7:28-7:30pm Jeff comes to the RR to check on Jordan. She isn't feeling too good. Jeff is bored as is Jordan, he wants to be near her but allows her to rest and says he will check on her later if she's still there. They share a nice hug. Jeff & Jordan & the magic power 9:55-10:21pm Jordan is sitting outside on the BY couch talking to Michele, they talk about taking baths vs showers...Jeff comes over and sits next to Jordan...Jordan tells him he needs to win HOH next week so she can take a bath...Michele says Russell will let them take a bubble bath...Jordan says she misses it...Jeff asks if he can get in there? Jordan says with their bathing suits on he can...Jeff says no, a birthday party bath...Michele says it was one last time, Jordan was flashing them. Jordan loses her train of thought for a sec LOL Jordan says she always takes baths, never showers, she loves it...Jeff says he knows, he's heard it before many times, he says he's going to take a shot in the dark and say he'll guess that Jordan shaves her legs sitting down in the tub...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says whoa! I do have magic powers   (insert sarcasm) They talk a little about the magic powers...Jordan wonders if BB can tell them at any time...Jeff says someone might already know...Jordan says they haven't called her to the DR...Jeff says he wants magic powers, he won't start addressing the camera but he wants them...Jordan wants Jeff to sit next to her...Jeff says why doesn't she move over to him so he can stretch out OR he can move next to her and stretch out so he does. LOL Jordan shares the cover with him. They discuss the sleeping arrangements, Michele isn't happy with hers...Jordan explains what beds are available...Michele says Jeff has the big boy bed...Jeff says he's a bigger boy, he needs a bigger bed. Kevin comes out and joins them...random chit chat about the veto comps, Jeff has played in every one, Kevin has played in none...Lydia comes out and Kevin leaves to play pool with her. Jordan says it's chilly tonight...Jordan says she really wants some chocolate right now...Jeff smiles and shakes his head and Jordan giggles...Jordan ties her hair up...Jeff says "these are my favorite shirts"...Jordan says "they're comfy?"...Jeff says "yeah, like underwear shirts with some jeans, that's how I roll"...Jordan says "me too, I'm plain Jane"...Jeff says "I like it"...Jordan says "I'm always in jeans and a t-shirt"...Jordan says "don't you hate when you go to the mall and you pick out something and you're trying to be stylish, oh I feel so cute and then you go out and see somebody else with an even better outfit and you're like man"...Jeff says he knows what she means but how about when you buy something thinking it's awesome and you randomly walk in somewhere and see something so much better than you bought. Jeff says he hates that, it's like when you order something at a restaurant and the person you're with orders something better and you're like "I should've got that, mine sucks"...Jordan giggles saying she does the same thing... Jordan says she does better with pictures on the menu, she'll think it's good...Jeff laughs and Jordan giggles...Jeff says if you don't have a picture you don't know what it'll come out like and the other person's is like "aaaahhhh", it's the best and you're like (pissed)...Jordan says she doesn't do good with descriptions...Jeff says so when they read her the specials it's just meaningless?...Jordan says she doesn't even pay attention to the specials...Jeff says he just gets the giggles, he just thinks save it because he already knows what he wants...Jordan says you laugh? poor guy! if they were at a restaurant the guy would think "these assholes"...Jeff says he just says "don't even worry about it"...feeds switch off J&J... They return just with Jeff asking why would America give it (magic power) to some...Michele approaches them and Jeff doesn't finish his thought...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff tells Michele they're talking about the magic player, the magic player and ordering food at a restaurant...Jordan says it's going to be weird carrying a purse, she hasn't carried one...Jeff asks if they smell a skunk?...Jordan says she loves big handbags...Jeff asks again...Jordan says yeah, kind of...Jeff says he kind of likes the faint smell of it, he's said that before, so what's up? she likes big handbags?...Jordan says holding it with all her stuff in it, a cellphone, it's going to be so freaking awesome, she can't wait. Jeff says how about her cellphone, how many text messages does she think she'll have?...Jordan says if her mom suspended it, she won't have any, she told her mom to suspend it, she better not have disconnected the "celly"...Jeff says he hopes his is suspended, he doesn't even care...Jordan said she'd have a million if not...Jordan says she loves to text...Jeff says he loves it too, he likes it more than talking...Jordan does it all the time and has unlimited texting. Jeff says "what is this magic thing? I can't get it out of my head"...Jeff says the person can use it this or next week so the person will know about it this week, they don't know what the power brings...Jeff jokes around with Lydia about her having, she better tell him, no one is listening or watching LOL...Jeff asks K&L if they're talking about the mystery power, he's freaking out about it, he's so excited about it. Jordan says she's not going to sleep tonight...Jeff asks if she will rub his back all night?...Jordan nods yes but Jeff isn't buying what she's selling "sista" :) Jeff asks Lydia to check if there are drinks...she says she will and will report back...Jeff whispers to Jordan that it's nice of her to do that...Jordan says she told her she had nothing to worry about this week and she feels Jeff and her are in a good position but she doesn't want to jinx it...Jeff says he doesn't want to think that far ahead because the magic powers will put them back to the beginning where they always end up...Jeff hopes they don't vote Jessie to have the magic power, he's such a yo-yo, that's stupid, he'd be pissed...Jordan says maybe they voted to give J&J luck...Jeff wonders if one of them would get it, wouldn't she think so?...Jordan says she would hope...Jeff says they have struggled. Jordan says they can't let Chima win HOH next week (she would! lol) because she would put them up, she's being fake nice to them...Jordan says she's a little excited (after noms)...Jeff says this is the 1st week one of them isn't up or their friends...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Russell would back door one of them?...Jeff says nothing is certain until it's all done...Jordan says she's been looking to see if Ronnie has been scheming and that probably Jessie, Natalie & Chima will vote to keep Ronnie...Jeff says if Michele votes with them that's all the votes they need...Jeff told Lydia she had his, Jordan's & Kevin's votes, she just needs Michele's...Jeff says he can see Michele coming to their side now...Jordan says Michele told her it's all about the numbers...Jeff says last week she was floating to their side, when it comes down to it, he'll remember that  ...Jordan says Michele says they are too loud (huh??) and that she's scared what she tells them the others will overhear . J&J start in on Jessie and what a dork he is, he asks too many questions...Jeff says that when he had finished the graduation comp Jessie came up to him and said "don't worry man, you're safe" and Jeff wanted to say that Jessie wasn't safe, he knows he's safe because he was the one up there making a deal, he sat there for 4 hours...Jeff says he wants the magic powers to zap Jessie, he has the speech ready, he'd wear Kevin's clothes and tell him that he doesn't need to wear another man's clothes to do the job, he'd take them off, have his Chicago shirt, say this is where he's from and you're gone bro, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, that one's for Casey, beat it (wouldn't go QUITE like that but sounds great!)...Jordan giggles :) Jordan says they definitely have some memorable speeches...Jeff says he'll make it memorable...Jordan says surely America wouldn't vote for him...Jeff says he would hope not...Jordan agrees...Jordan says if she has powers to evict him, she will...Jordan says Natalie will be all over their asses...they laugh about Casey saying "go make him a sandwich"...Jeff says he has to represent Casey's shorts...Jordan suggests wearing them on Thursday...Jeff says Casey will see the other shows, he won't wear them while everyone else is dressed nice...Jordan says wear them tomorrow...Jordan is sad Casey didn't leave her anything LOL...Jeff says Casey went with dignity, he didn't try to bash Jordan to get votes, that was cool. Jordan says the power can't get in Natalie, Chima or Jessie's hands...Jeff says "why would it?"...they wonder about when the voting ends...Jeff says they are underdogs...Jordan says America did vote him out last time, maybe they brought him back because he's a tool LOL...they talk about season 8, with Jessica and Daniele...Jeff says Dani had a showmance with some other kid in there...Jordan says it would be different if Jessica or Cowboy had been in the house. Jordan says she misses Casey sitting outside smoking a cigarette...they both imitate Casey with his "right, right, right, right" and how he crossed his legs...they do the Minglemixx sign and then Jordan says "I just pooted, it stinks"...Jeff makes a face and says "come on!", he sits up...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he doesn't even want to smell it...Jordan says don't, he'll get grossed out...Jeff say he has to pee...Jordan has gas pains...Jeff says to let it out but he poots audibly and Jeff says "Jordan!" and walks away.)...

August 9 JeJo late night talk - Smell/deodorant/farting 1:14-1:26am https://youtu.be/hefPbG2xNMI?list=PL27FCD52C3096C542&si=bxPqzlsVtlopVSUS Jeff lays down with Jordan in the SS room to wind down before he has to go into the HN room... The feeds switch to JeJo with Jordan, as per usual, asking Jeff if she stinks? she tells him to not touch, just smell because it tickles...Jeff smells and says "kinda...a little bit"...Jordan asks what it smells like?...Jeff says she's a little ripe...Jordan laughs, Jeff giggles...Jeff says to fire some anti-perspirant under there...they laugh...Jordan says she keeps smelling something, she wants Jeff to explain what it smells like? B.O?...Jeff says "a little bit"...Jordan cracks up... Russell who is laying in the room also asks what did he get himself into?...Jeff says "did you wash your butt today Johrdan?"...Jordan says yes, can he smell that too?...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell her butt, she's probably got a little butt crack sweat going LOL Jeff sniffs and Jordan asks if he's smelling her from there?...Jeff says no, he was smelling himself...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "he's good"...Jeff wonders if smelly people know they smell? he doesn't think they do, when you're next to someone on the subway and in your head you're thinking "dude, you reek, you don't even know you're going to work and you reek"...do they? he doesn't know...Jordan is laughing...Jordan thinks she can normally tell if she smells, she can't get to the part he's smelling, you know?...Jeff wants to know if she wants him to fan it?...Jordan laughs...Jeff says why doesn't she stick her fingers in there, rub it and smell it...Jordan cracks up, even Russell can be heard giggling... Jeff says Jordan is going to have to go wash...Jordan says it's not really the best smell...Jeff says it's not bad but he doesn't know if he'd eat that fruit :)...Jeff says he's just playing with her...Jeff doesn't care if she smells, it's only Jeff (so that explains why she was always worried about smelling, asking him to smell her LOL)...Jordan reaches back with her hand, they hold hands...Jeff asks if it's the finger she put in her armpit? for her to lick it...Jordan says ewww... Jordan asks if they provide them with deodorant?...Jeff says they do...Jordan says she's running out of Dove...Jeff says they give that Tom's bullshit...Jordan says she has to keep switching because the Secret makes her wet, the Dove works half the time, Mitchum doesn't work, she went to the doctor and got a prescription and that worked...Jeff says "prescription deodorant? whoa! for what?"... Jordan says if she gets nervous, flustered or stressed out she sweats...Jordan asks if Jeff hasn't heard of anyone having that?...Jeff says he hasn't...Jordan says she got a physical and mentioned she sweats a lot lately, the doctor told her to try it and tell them what she thinks, omg you don't sweat at all, you don't smell, you barely have to wear any...Jeff wonders if that's good for you?...Jordan doesn't have any more...Jeff could see if you have a certain occasion where you don't want to sweat...Jordan has tried different ones and they don't work, she switches back and forth, sometimes she wonders if she should wear men's deodorant like Jeff wears women's...feeds cut out for a few minutes... They return with all three laughing about fungus feet LOL...Jeff says something about 6 toes...Jordan says she has to poot and starts laughing...Jeff says to blow it under the cover...Jordan farts loudly...Jeff says "whoa! holy f**k" and Russell cracks up and says "Jordan"...she does it again loudly ...Russell keeps laughing while Jeff says "Jesus Jordan! f**k!"...Jeff sits up and says "Jordan's a scumbag" Jordan is cracking up!! Jordan says it was Jeff that pooted...Jeff says she's a liar...Jordan says it was her the first time, then it was Jeff the second time...Jeff says they're re*****d, not literally but...Jordan says she's going to have to dip in the shower tomorrow...Russell says how about tonight?...Jordan doesn't feel like it tonight...Jeff says she has to clean her drawers... Russell says the guys in the audio room must be wondering what they're doing...Jeff says Jordan always rips them...Jordan says it's ok though, it's just them, she thinks it's funny when people fart...Russell does too, he always laughs...Jeff says it's a good bit...Jordan says the day Russell walked out of the DR and he farted...Jeff says it was the worse one...Jordan says omg, it followed him, it was stuck to his butt, when he walked by she got a whiff and she eww'ed...Jeff says it smelled so bad he was pissed at it, he was mad, it was punching him in the face...Jordan says it was a fart just like her brother's, they're awful...Jeff says he doesn't think he has that much gas but those pills he took gave him gas...Jordan says slop makes you poop...Russell says the pills make you fart...Jordan asks why he takes them?...Jeff says for the vitamins, he stopped but started today again because he wants all his vitamins... (Feeds go off them for about 30 mins in the 2am hour but return to them playing games to pass the time...word association mostly then a number guessing game. Jeff leaves after the 3am hour with a kiss) BB Space theme & fav holidays 1:26-1:40am The feeds return with Jeff and Jordan talking about having a space themed room...Jeff saying he'd like the room to have planet and stars...Jordan says that would be cool...Jordan says that last year the room they're in was the hippie room...Jeff doesn't remember...Jeff says that BB should have a space theme...Jordan thinks that would be cool...Jeff says the challenges would be all space themed (Hmm I wonder if Jeff saying this put an idea in TPTB heads?...ironically Jeff sealed his fate in the game by losing in a space themed POV comp 😢)..Jordan says the beds could be all like that, one could be a rocket ship, a star, a world (lol)...Jeff wants the rocket ship...Jeff wants the star one...Jeff says that would be awesome... Jordan talks a little about something her and a friend did when they were younger, they threw gasoline on some firecrackers and lit the whole thing ablaze...Jeff wonders if they went shooting off in all directions?...Jordan says they didn't, she then starts saying that one year on the 4th of July, her dad was drunk but the feeds go to fish & come back with Jeff saying "sounds like fun"...Jordan says that she wishes they were still members there but they had to quit because they couldn't afford it since her dad refused to pay after the divorce...FISH...they return with Jordan saying she spent 4th of July in the BB house, can he believe it?...Jeff says she'll remember it, he says he's had good 4th of July's too... Jordan says she loves it, it's her favorite, that and Christmas, she gets so excited...Jeff agrees saying he gets into it...Jordan says "like a kid?"...Jeff says he likes Halloween too, he always has good Halloweens, really fun, really good, it's just fun and goofy...Jordan says she never has fun on Halloween, nobody does anything, she did when she was younger, not anymore...Jeff says that a lot of people don't, he dresses up, he gets a couple people who do and they have fun with it...Jordan asks if he gives out candy?...Jeff says no, he goes out...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he dresses up like a scarecrow for when the kids come out, like he's some statue LOL Jordan continues laughing...Jeff says he said that because someone did that to him when he was a kid and he was like "dude! I thought you were stuffed", the guy just sat out there all day...Jeff says "like I said, it's just fun when you get older"...Jordan says yeah... Jordan changes the subject talking about the three towels hanging on the wall, they remind her of the 3 evil spirits in the movie Ghost...Jeff pops his head up to look and says "you should take...Oooh"...Jordan cracks up at Jeff getting momentarily scared by the towels :)...Jeff laughs about Braden ripping off the towels near him...FISH...brief convo about being poor/homeless, a homeless guy was killed by someone pouring gasoline on him and catching him on fire 😨 ...FISH… JeJo late night talk - Beaches/Travel & Drugs/Johnny Depp 1:41-1:53am Feeds return with JeJo talking about beaches in LA...Jeff says "in Venice"...Jordan asks where it's at, is it far?...Jeff says "from Santa Monica? no, not too far"...Jordan asks if Jeff knew where he was at?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff called friends to come meet him?...Jeff says no, he wanted to so bad...Jordan asks why couldn't he?...Jeff says he was with "these people" (talking about finals/casting for the show)...Jordan says why couldn't he have just met up with them?...Jeff says he thought about it but didn't do it...Jordan says they separated...Jeff says them too but he didn't want to get in trouble...FISH... They return with Jordan describing her experience with finals/casting...she says she was across the street from the beach but she didn't think she had enough time to go to it, she went shopping and got lost, she backtracked on the street and then couldn't figure out the street she was on so she just stopped to take a break (and watched the beach from afar)... Jeff says he went swimming at the beach, got some fruit...Jordan says she didn't even bring a bathing suit...they cuddle...Jeff says he went and got some margaritas...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says he had sushi by himself like a loser...Jordan says she ate at Yankees, a sports bar, it was big, she ate a burger and fries, it was good...Jeff says he ate a bowl of fruit, then sushi, then 2 margaritas on the beach... Jordan asks how many different beaches there are here?...Jeff says a lot, the whole coast is beach...Jordan says she knows but there's Santa Monica, Venice...Jeff says the big ones? Malibu, Zuma...Jordan asks where that is?...Jeff says past Santa Monica...Jordan asks if any of the water is clear?...Jeff says no because they're on the Pacific, the wind comes from the west to the east so all the debris comes in, on the Gulf/Florida side it's nicer...Jordan asks if where Casey lives it's clear?...Jeff says yes because you're in the Gulf...Jordan says Casey lives near there and says he never goes... Jeff says Jordan is thinking about white sand, the Caribbean, it's not that clear, it's pretty clear like Miami...Jordan says her family went to the Bahamas...Jeff says that water is awesome, like Mexico...Jordan says it's like pool water...Jeff says the inside of the gulf near Mexico is clear water... Jordan says she'd be scared to go to other places now, wouldn't he?...Jeff says where?...Jordan says be scared to travel to other places...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says she would be afraid of kidnapping, you have to be careful in Mexico... Jeff says there was a drug war but if you stay in your resort you're fine...Jordan asks if a lot of drugs are smuggled in Mexico...Jeff says yeah through Mexico into the US...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's their income, a lot comes through there because they have the land to do it and they're not governed like the US...Jordan asks if it's legal to smoke pot there?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks what's the most popular drug there, coke?...Jeff doesn't know exactly, he knows a lot come from Colombia...FISH... When they return Jordan is talking about watching Blow on a couple of different channels at home, she got so excited...Jeff says that's one of his top 5 favorite movies...Jordan says it's because of Johnny Depp, he's so awesome...Jeff says he's his favorite actor...Jordan says he's awesome...Jeff says "aww, that's awesome you like that"...Jeff says "I think Johnny Depp's the best actor"...Jordan says he's different, he's so hot, does Jeff remember a movie called Crybaby?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan says he was so young, so hot, she liked him in Pirates of the Caribbean, how he says Jack Sparrow... Jeff asks if she ever saw What's Eating Gilbert Grape?...Jordan says "yessss"...Jordan says "say where's Arnie!"...they laugh...Jordan says remember that?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says it had Leonardo DiCaprio, he loves him too...Jordan repeats the line...Jeff asks why she keeps saying "say where's Arnie"...Jordan says isn't that what it is?"...Jeff says it's "where's Arnie"...Jordan disagrees, she's almost positive he says that...Jeff says oh maybe, as soon as they get on the same page on that feeds go to fish... JeJo late night talk - poop stories...again 2:03-2:16am Feeds return to JeJo talking about farting (AGAIN! 😵‍💫 LOL)...Jordan says the one she did was a hot one, normally the hot ones smell...they laugh...Jeff says "oh, that's fu**ing gross"...Jordan says "you know what I had the other day?"...Jeff must be like "oh here we go" he says "a hot fart?"...Jordan says a ghost poopy...Jeff says "it slid under there?"...Jordan said she went to wipe, she knew she pooped but where did it go? you're looking around and all you see the water in the toilet...Jeff says "ahhh, you're fu**ing..." Jordan says she used to have a pen that every time you clicked it, it would have the different types of poops (of course she would! )...Jeff says she told him that a long time ago...Jordan says she would laugh every time she read it...Jeff says "you like poops huh?"...Jordan says when she poops, she feels better :)...Jeff says no, she likes to talk about them...Jordan says she likes hearing people's stories, she knows some people are weird about it but she's not, her grandpa has some good ones... Jordan starts describing them...Jeff says "oh Jesus" ...the sloppy kind where you wipe and feel like it never ends, you're never going to get done...Jeff says "like you gotta take a shower?"...Jordan says you poop and it takes 15 wipes to get it off, you know?...Jeff knows LOL...Jordan says the worst is when you're out in public and you have the kind with the squirts and the farts, that's awful...they laugh...Jeff says you hope nobody is in the bathroom...Jordan says that you wait until they leave...Jeff says yeah, yeah, until the door closes and you fire it... Jordan says her and her mom were in the mall one time, she had to go so bad, the kind where you have the cold chills...Jeff says "wow" ...Jordan told her mom she had to go so bad, find a bathroom, the bathroom was one stall, she made her mom go in with her just so they couldn't figure out which one did it, she was letting it go, right after they left 2 teenage girls were walking in and she heard one say "Golly!"...they laugh...Jordan says it stunk so bad, her mom says "Geez Jordan that smells"... Jordan says one time she was in the mountains and had to go bad, what about when you're on a trip with your date's family?...Jeff says she told him that too...Jordan says she had to sneak and hide somewhere, she's pooped in the ocean before...Jeff says he heard that too...Jordan says well, has she told him everything?...Jeff says not everything, the poop ones, she really gets excited about and she tells him multiple times...Jordan wants Jeff to tell her about his poops...they laugh and Jeff says "you're fu**ed"...Jeff says he's going to take a dump in a box and send it to her for Christmas...Jordan says "light it on fire"...Jeff says what if he sent her that?...Jordan says if she could, if someone made her really mad, she would poop in their pillowcase...they go into detail about how the person would smell it, lay down in it, etc. 🤢 Feeds go off and return with Jordan rubbing Jeff's arm, she's asking if Jeff has ever done something like that? a Dutch oven?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says or driving the car and locking the doors, so everyone is dying...Jeff says farts are funny, Jordan loves them though...Jordan says she just thinks it's funny but she doesn't like the smell...Jeff says your own farts don't bother her...Jordan says she does have some really smelly ones. Jordan asks what else are they going to talk about?...Jeff says "whatever you want Jordan, if you scratch my arm you can talk about anything" :) ...Jeff asks about Jordan's brother? he sounds funny...Jordan says he is funny, he's kind of shy around people...FISH... Jordan says she wishes he could be there right now so Jeff could listen to him, the stuff he says...Jordan talks about how they live in townhouses, they have a little concrete patio, they have two dinky chairs that came from her brother's work, lawn type chairs, a little dinky radio with a stand and a little dinky Weber grill, that's what they have. Jordan cracked up because her mom and brother are out there drinking Coronas, her brother is smoking, they had just cooked hamburgers, Jordan says it looked so ghetto, she told them it was ghetto fabulous, someone stole their bigger grill...Jeff says no one touches this one?...Jordan says they can carry it inside, she says it was only out there for a couple of hours and was stolen… Late night games - Nonna Silvia’s 2:31am The feeds return to JeJo with Jeff getting into bed, he snuggles into Jordan...audio only returns to them a minute later...Jordan says "oh wait, I thought you said something is for grandma?"...Jeff says "nonna is grandma"...Jordan asks "that's the name of it?"...Jeff says "Nonna Silvia's" :) ...Jeff says he wanted her to say a woman's name and then he said it, she said (something else)...Jordan asks "where would I get Silvia's from?"...Jeff says "or just Silvia" he doesn't know, he was wondering if she would just guess it, he was being stupid...Jordan giggles and says "oh man"... Late night games & laughs - Part 1 2:33am Jeff and Jordan continue the word association game...Jeff says if he said black what would she say?...Jordan says white...Jeff says alright now I'll try to think of something...Jordan says this will be fun...Jeff says he'll say the first word, she'll say the second... Jeff says "brass"...Jordan says "knuckle"...Jeff says he was thinking "monkey"...they crack up laughing...Jeff says this is never going to work but he's going to keep trying 😄...they crack up some more...Jeff says this just popped in his head "iron"...he laughs saying he doesn't know how Jordan is going to get it...Jordan pauses and says "Ironman?"...Jeff says "skillet", it was just in his head, he was thinking of restaurants...Jordan says omg, that was too hard, something else...Jeff says "China"...Jordan says "town"...Jeff says "panda"...Jordan says "China Panda?"...Jeff says it's another restaurant...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he'll get one for her, he says "grass"...Jordan says "grass, gimme a hint"...Jeff says "jump" (the feeds switch to the BY but audio remains on JeJo)...they laugh...Jordan says "grass...", Jeff says omg...Jordan says "hopper!" and they both laugh, Jeff says "congratulations" :) and the audio cuts out… Late night L&G - Part 2 2:44-3:12am Jeff and Jordan are playing a fill in the blanks game...Jeff says "don't eat (blank) snow"...Jordan says "dirty"...Jeff says it's yellow, she doesn't live by snow but in the wintertime it's a stupid joke they use, like for eg. if someone says aren't you going to leave a tip? and the person says I'll give you a tip "don't eat yellow snow" because a dog peed in there, it's a dumb joke... Jeff says "I (blank) the sheriff"...Jordan says "I pissed off the sheriff?" LOL Jeff says "mmm, you ever listen to Bob Marley?"...Jordan says sometimes, yeah...Jeff asks if she's ever heard the song...Jordan sings "I shot the sheriff...but I did not __ the deputy"...feeds go off briefly... Jordan says "Lilo"...Jeff says "Stitch"...Jordan says "butt"...Jeff says "crack"...Jordan says yes LOL Jordan says "water"...Jeff says "fall"...she says yeah...Jeff says "yeah? that was a good one"...they continue... Jor - shark, Jeff - tail, Jor - attack Jor - light, Jeff - switch, Jor - bulb Jor - race, Jeff - car Jor - run, Jeff - fast, Jor - jump Jor - living, Jeff - large, Jordan - room Jor - dining, Jeff - room...they laugh... Jeff bends his legs and crosses them...Jordan reaches for and rubs Jeff's foot with hers... Jor - pool, Jeff - table Jeff - good, Jor - bad, Jeff - night Jordan says oh...Jeff says he's kidding, he rolls over and cuddles Jordan...Jordan tells Jeff not to smell her armpit, shesmells...he keeps snuggled into her...Jordan says it's opposites now... Jor - good, Jeff - bad...Jordan & Jeff have a little miscommunication over the like/dislike combination, they laugh...Jeff omg's ... Jor - jump, Jeff - sit?, Jordan was thinking duck...they giggle again...they go through up, down, left, right, black, white, high, low... Jeff - Johnny, Jor - Depp, Jeff was thinking Carson Jor - Johnny, Jeff - pneumonic....Jordan asks "who's that?", she was thinking Johnny Walker They do actors... Jordan's turn...Orlando Bloom, Cindy Crawford, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Marilyn Monroe... Jordan says "Bon"...Jeff says "James?"...Jordan says "Jovi" LOL more giggles then Bret Michaels, Tom Cruise, Kate Winslet/Hudson, Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneres (Jordan loves her), Sean Penn, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, Britney Spears, Nick Carter/Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Redford/DeNiro... Jeff's turn...Marlon Wayans/Brando, Bill Cosby (Jeff's older than her), Bob Saget, Peter Pan/Brady...they giggle. They now try and guess what number btw 1 & 100 they're thinking of (in 5 or less tries)...they start playing but not before bantering a little about telepathy, picking numbers and Jeff's weird relaying of number method LOL They play for awhile and are terrible at the game :) but have fun with it... They start getting sleepy...Jeff rubs Jordan's head and they get one last number/guess in...this reminds Jeff of the time he was in the hotel (sequester), he swears to God he's not joking, he was doing a million things with the cards, you know how they do the dumbest shit in there? well he said he was going to find the 10 of hearts, he cut the deck in half and kept saying the card wasn't in that half, kept halving the deck until he was left with 8 cards, then 4 then 2, he thought he must have fu**ed up but the 10 was the last one left...Jordan says it's so cool...Jeff basically says you had to be there but he was so excited. Jordan says she knew a really good magic trick but can't remember it, Jeff says he knew one too, he describes it and Jordan knows that one as well...they forgot it...Jordan snuggles into Jeff, she's sleepy...Jeff rubs her hair again and sighs saying that he has to go in the room...Jordan says ok, it's probably late...Jeff says it's 3:30...Jeff uncovers himself and says for Jordan to guess one last time...she does and then Jeff kisses/nuzzles Jordan's neck, says goodnight...Jordan says it was great fun...Jeff leaves to go to his room... Jordan’s my rock 2:43pm https://youtu.be/HTym1HbTQ5w Jeff & Kevin are out in the BY, Kevin asks Jeff if he is on good terms with Michele? Jeff shrugs then asks him about him & Lydia...Kevin isn't so sure and then jokingly asks him "how about you and Jordan?" lol Jeff responds "Jordan's my rock" 🥰 Jordan hugs Jeff 6:17pm https://youtu.be/X_sSXM7FjtI Jeff is at standing at the stove cooking (for Jordan, he's on slop) and Jordan comes up from behind and gives him a big hug :) Quick annoyed by Russell chat in the BY 10:48-10:50pm Jeff and Jordan are outside...Jeff is sitting on the mini fridge smoking, Jordan is sitting on the couches...Russell is in and out, he is drunk, being giggly and generally annoying, he says he is bored...Jordan says where is Casey when you need him?...Russell says his excitement is from drying his laundry, he goes inside... Jordan who was clearly waiting for Russell to leave says "as I was saying..." and she goes on to say that Russell kept bugging her today about being quiet, he was being paranoid, he was making steaks and when she went into the SS room to nap (Jeff was already there napping), Russell pretended to be looking for something in his dresser, then 10, 15 minutes later did it again and then opened the door to the room, she didn't even look to see who it was, she knew it was him, she was pissed! Jordan says Russell is just trying to catch people to see if they're scheming, it irritates her so bad...Jeff says "me too" and says that when he went into the SS room he wanted to be left alone to take a nap and Russell opened the door 5 times and he thought "dude, wtf?", he says he almost went outside to sleep on the hammock, he had just been outside and everyone was there (that's why he went in the SS room)... Jeff says he knows what Jordan means though, he says he can't wait and Jordan better tell him right when it happens, but he swears that if he goes up against Russell, Russell is going to try to get Jordan's vote (AS IF! lol) Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "if me and him go up together"...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "I don't believe it that you're going up"... Jeff says "I don't believe it either but we'll see...who else is it going to be?"...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "no, I'll go up before you do"...Jordan says "I'll go up against him, I don't care"...Russell comes back out giggling and eating cookie dough, he offers some to Jordan, she doesn't want it...he insists...she says no...Russell says they suck...Jeff says Jordan is disclipined...Russell sits down to eat his cookie dough...

August 17 Michele finally leaves...but returns much to the chagrin of Jeff 12:28-12:48am Michele leaves J&J alone but what they don't realize is that it isn't for the rest of the night, she returns later to sleep up there and Jeff is not impressed. Jeff FINALLY gets to talk to Jordan after Michele leaves but they are so wound up about the game that that is all they talk about. Scenario city!    LOL Jordan rubs Jeff's arm the entire time and cute moment when Jeff puts his hand under Jordan's short's waistband and rubs her...(looks like something he has done a million times before 😏) Jordan gets nervous of course...she shifts...they both yawn...Jordan says she's getting tired of talking about it (and I'm getting tired of listening to it! LOL) Jeff says there are so many scenarios...Jordan says they have to do what benefits them the most, they have to quit thinking about everybody else...they recap the scenarios once again and then decide they are done talking game, they get comfy. Jeff feels special now because he has never been under the covers in the HOH... 😊 Jeff says it's so relaxi taxi and right on cue Michele returns 😤 Awkwardness in the HOH - Cat & dog banter/smooth legs 12:48-1:01am Just as Jeff and Jordan get comfy in bed, Michele returns...she turns on the lights and goes to the bathroom, she asks if JeJo were asleep or talking?...Jordan says she told Jeff they are done talking...Michele is in the bathroom while Jeff whispers to Jordan that he's going to go downstairs...Jordan says "no, just sleep up here"...Jeff says he doesn't want to sleep with three people, there will be much tossing and turning...Jordan says the bed is big enough...Jeff knows but says he's a light sleeper and he'll never get to sleep...Michele overhears and asks if he's not going to stay up there?...Jeff says "no, I'll be king another day.......back to the fu**ing ghetto" Jordan says he can sleep in there...Jeff says he's not with everyone tossing and turning...Jordan says for him to lay in there for them to talk...Jeff says he thought they were done talking...Jordan implies she meant game talk...Michele says she's almost done and they can talk, they haven't hung out in long time (oh really? UGH you're only up Jordan's butt 24/7) ...Jeff clears his throat...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to lay on her side so he can listen to music?...Jeff says he doesn't care, he can listen to a couple of songs. Michele turns off the lights and heads to bed, she tries to get in on the side closest to the door but is told to go to the other side...Jordan says she will be in the middle unless Michele wants to (umm, no Jordan ugh)...they settle into their bed placement...things are awkward...Jordan is trying too hard to make things "normal" by saying it feels nice in there, offering her blanket to Jeff...Jeff nods no but says it's soft...Jordan offers again...awkward silence...Michele brings up how they're still talking about Jessie downstairs...Jordan makes small talk with Michele then starts making funny noises and then holds Jeff's arm (her fave position)...Jeff asks about the veto comp being tomorrow...they talk about that...more awkwardness... Jordan says this is how her, her brother and sister sleep...Michele says the same for her except with her dogs, they always get in the middle like humans do, they don't lay at the foot of the bed, she wants to snuggle with her hubby and she can't. Jordan says her old dog used to get in between the V they would make...Jeff thinks she means the dog would go between her legs, he demonstrates...Jordan says no...Jeff says his cat used to sleep between his legs...Jordan eww's and asks if he has a cat?...Jeff says he used to when he was young...Michele asks if Jordan likes cats?...Jordan says no, they get on her nerves, they're suck ups...Jeff gets up saying "what? dogs are fu**ing suck ups! cats you have to earn their affection"...fish... Feeds return with Jeff getting back in bed, he's telling Jordan that he was peeing and was gargling mouthwash and accidentally spilled some on his yoinker LOL Jordan giggles and offers Jeff some of her blanket again...Jeff says no, she can keep it...Jordan insists and tries to organize the different blankets in the best way to keep them both warm...Jeff doesn't want people pulling on blankets, tossing and turning, he'll be "outtie"...they fiddle around with the blankets...Jeff wants the big cover for both him and Jordan only :) Jordan says no...Jeff says he wants to grab them all, he's outta there!...Jordan tells Jeff to not be so negative, she grabs his arm again...Jeff says "negative what?"...Jordan says "negative energy"...Jeff says the blanket is cute and soft but it's not going to do him any good for sleeping purposes...Jordan giggles...Jordan says it does her good. Jordan turns halfway away from Jeff...Jeff tsks and mutters "this is ridiculous...I'm already frustrated and we're not even laying down yet" 🥺 Jordan tries to distract Jeff by holding up her leg and telling Jeff to feel her legs...Jeff reaches down thinking her legs are down there and gets her right in the crotch LOL!...Jordan eeks and laughs...Jeff says he thought they were under the fu**ing blankets...Jeff rubs her leg and says "silky smooth...Smooth Jazz"...Jordan giggles...Michele starts heading back to bed and the awkwardness continues... Where’s Jordan’s shadow? 10:11am Jordan enters the SS room where Jeff is laying down in bed...she silently heads to the dresser to pick out something to wear...Jeff peeks his head out from under the cover and looks at Jordan...she doesn't acknowledge him so he turns the other way...silence as Jordan continues rummaging through her clothes...Jeff turns back and says "whatcha you doing?"...Jordan says she's trying to figure out something to wear...Jeff yawns saying "where's your shadow?" (MIchele)...Jordan mumbles "upstairs"...Jeff says "huh?"...Jordan says "upstairs"...Jeff says "I thought she'd be down 2 seconds after you"...Jordan doesn't respond to that but says she doesn't know what to wear...she continues rummaging and leaves a minute later without saying anything else... Jeff’s mad his key was 2nd 1:17pm-1:22pm Jeff joins Jordan in the HOH room after the nomination ceremony...the second he walks in he says "shut up", he is/acts pissed that Jordan put his key after Michele's in the nomination box...Jeff asks "what's up?" he sits down on the round chair...Jordan says nothing, she tells Jeff her strategy...she didn't put Jeff's key first because she didn't want Michele to think that she likes Jeff better...DUH, you do! Jeff thinks it's bullshit and calls her out on it. (I would too)...Jordan says you have to think about things like that, Michele could flip, she says that she was just about to not put Russell's key in last minute but she didn't, she wanted to so bad... Jordan says she pulled Natalie aside in the GR and told her to just keep trying, it's nothing personal and Lydia is all hurt...Jeff says it's just something for her to complain about, 3 weeks in a row...Jeff is bitter still, he says "now Michele thinks she's cool, I'm pissed, wait til I get HOH"...Jordan says "you're not pissed"... Jeff says she'd be looking to see if she even got a key...Jordan opens her mouth...Jeff nods saying "that's right keep that jaw open"...Jordan says "Jeff, you do what you have to do"...Jeff says he's going to start doing what he has to do, like sinking holes in one when he hit it off the course...  😬 "it's bullshit, I stick my neck out, it's a slap in the face and you know how I hold onto things down the road" (I totally agree with him, she should have put his key first)...Jordan says he's not really that mad about a key is he?...Jeff says she gave him an excuse...Jordan says "oh come on"...Jeff mmm's...Jordan says she had to, she didn't want her thinking...Jeff says she moved up there, she got her key first...Jordan says her HOH was short...Jeff says so was his LOL Jordan changes the subject asking Jeff if he knew Michele's brother died in March?...Jeff knows but she said he died a year ago...Jordan says no, he died in March...they agree it was this past year...Jordan says it was alcohol poisoning...Jeff says "really?" He was 20, his friends found him in dead in his bed 😞..Jeff says "oh come on!"...Jordan says she's dead serious...Jordan says she was talking to Michele about her drinking and driving, she told her if she had known he died like that she wouldn't have said anything...Jeff says when people talk about that stuff he changes the subject... I miss talking to her, that’s all 1:22-1:42pm Jeff and Jordan go back to talking game about Michele and Russell...Jeff says he lied to Russell saying that Jeff didn't even think about final 2...they talk about the DR...Jeff asks if the DR kind of tried to talk her down from her idea?...Jordan says yes, Jeff says him too...Jeff says he knows they are not supposed to talk about that but he wonders why they did it...BB calls Jordan out on DR talk...they start laughing about how the DR did the same thing to both of them and now they're confused... Jeff says maybe they're trying to say something to them without saying something...they decide on waiting on seeing who wins POV and then they will confront them...they think Michele might be lying...they go over the LML situation again...Jeff says Michele's answer to everything is "I don't remember things I say"...Jordan says both Russell and Michele are known as liars...Jordan (for now) thinks they should keep Russell to get the numbers down on the other side...Jeff loses his train of thought, Jordan tries to make him recall but he can't...Jeff is confused by Michele...Jordan thinks maybe they can gain Kevin?...Jeff says Kevin might be full of shit too...more scenarios and vote talk... Jeff says he wants to casually ask Russell if he voted for Jessie to stay, try not to make a big deal of it...Jordan says that she feels bad for  putting up Lydia, even though she doesn't really like her now, she doesn't like making people mad...Jeff sighs and says who is she going to put up? him? what is she talking about? f**k that bitch, you feel bad, if Jordan puts her up, she'll be mad about that, if she doesn't put her up, she'll be mad about that, what is Jordan talking about she feels bad? Jeff gets all tongue tied now LOL basically he's saying Lydia will never be satisfied Jordan wonders if Lydia is putting on a front, acting like she's upset? she's made it a lot farther than she thought she would...Jeff says putting on a front for what? Jordan is thinking into it way, way too much, she needs to worry about them, not about what Lydia is thinking, who cares what she thinks! she's not a problem, she's acting or not acting, he doesn't care what she does, who cares what she does!...Jeff says "she called you a fat ho, you're worried about her feeling bad?"...Jordan says she was going to mention that but she didn't want to get personal...Jeff says "fu**ing laughing at you the whole time you're up there? f**k her"...Jordan says she bets when her sister watches that she'll want to kick her ass... Jeff goes back to the Michele/Russell lying situation, he wants to find out who is lying, that's what he's worried about...Jordan says she doesn't think Kevin would lie ( WRONG!)...Jeff doesn't think so either, when he wins the POV he's going to find out, he goes over what he's going to say to confront them...he will speak to them both and tell them he's not making a show and no one is going to run away (and he's speaking to Michele when he says that), no one is running away, they're going to say what was said and Jordan is going to back him upon exactly what was said and they'll answer accordingly so they can clear shit up right then, he will find out what was said in that SS room... Jordan says then who do they get out?...Jeff says if she's lying they put her up...Jordan says she thinks they need to keep her at least one more week because she's smart...Jeff says whatever the answers are they can't fly off the handle...Jordan says she's not disagreeing with confronting him...Jeff says maybe she doesn't think they will confront them together...Jeff says Michele is not good on the spot...Jeff tells the example of Michele lying that one night when she ran up to Chima's HOH, it was so obvious... Jordan asks if Russell said anything about her trying to avoid him?...Jeff says no, then says that Russell asked him if he's still not getting alone time with Jordan?...Jeff says no because Michele is always up in the HOH, he told Russell that it's not like they're making out up there, he just wants to talk...Jeff says Russell said he knew he just wanted to kick it with Jordan and talk, what do they talk about?....Jeff says "dude, we don't talk about game or nothing, we just talk like she's my best friend dude, I just miss talking to her, that's all" 🥰 Jeff says that Russell says it's hard because Michele goes up there every 2 seconds, he tried to get Michele down to make some cookies yesterday...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Michele is telling Russell what they're saying?...Jeff says yeah...they decide Russell & Michele are both liars and that they need to confront them...Jeff says at least Russell did keep his word that he wasn't going to put them up that week...Jordan says that's because Russell's target was Ronnie...Jeff says that people said Russell and Ronnie had something going so he could have broken his word, don't get him wrong, Russell is shady too...MORE GAME TALK 🥱 😴 Jeff says he can't figure Michele out, he's good at reading people usually, that is what bothers him about her, he knows she has a smug attitude that she's so smart...Jeff says if he had a PhD he wouldn't have told anyone in the house...Jordan asks what's so great about having a PhD?...Jeff says she has a doctorate, she had more school than most people, he says "doesn't mean you know what you do, it's not like street smarts at all, it's all book smarts but I'm not taking the SAT's in here so she can fu**ing shove that thing up her ass" 😂 OMG more game talk about the LML lie!  Jeff's done talking and Jordan says "you leaving?"...Jeff says he has to get water because the slop is drying him out and he reminds her again, as he walks out the door, that she put his key in 2nd LOL Jeff says Jordan is acting fishy 4:21-4:48pm Jeff comes out of the bathroom area into the kitchen where Jordan is...Jordan gives him a look and he says "what's up it looks like you have something on your mind"...he gives her a look as he walks by and she says "come in here and talk to me"... Jeff says "forget it, you're acting fishy"...Jordan rolls her eyes and fixes her slop... Jeff comes back and Jordan asks him if he's going to lay out?...Jeff says he laid out all day, he fell asleep in the pool...Jordan says what if you fell off, you would have drowned...Jeff says no...Jeff asks what were you guys talking about? (Jordan & Michele) Jeff says they both scattered like little roaches when he came around...Jordan says she went to the DR...Jeff says what's going on?...Jordan laughs and says come outside...he will...Jeff says he's going to shower upstairs later ok?...Jordan says she doesn't care, he doesn't need to ask her...Jeff says he does, it's not his room...Jordan says if it was his room she would just go up there and do it...Jeff says really? I'd break your leg. Jordan says yeah...Jeff says you'd get a whoopin'...Jordan says "would I Jeff?" Jeff says no...Jordan says that's what she thought... They go outside...Jeff says his trunks are falling off of him...Jordan says that when she came down him & Michele were really talking...Jeff says they were talking about stem cell research, her work...Jordan says oh...they start talking game about Michele & Russell...Jordan says at least we know something is suspicious...Jeff says something is fishy. Jeff says what's going on? everyone is fishy, my key's 2nd, everyone is acting fishy...Jordan smiles and says "Jeff, your key was...I explained to you"...Jeff says he's going to bust some skulls LOL...Jordan says she explained to him why his key was 2nd...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan says she was laughing in the DR because Jeff was mad his key was 2nd...Jeff says me too, like what's going on?...they laugh. They go over the Michele/Russell situation (AGAIN!) and how they have to confront them, they know someone is lying...they say Michele is playing both sides...Jordan is weary of Michele but knows they need her right now...Jordan asks if Russell is acting weird?...Jeff says not really...they talk about what's going on with Lydia & Natalie...Jeff says they should stick to the plan...he thinks...they go over scenarios and what if's for a long time more yadda, yadda, yadda :) and then they are called inside for a lockdown. Jeff beats Jordan to the punch 4:48pm Jeff and Jordan have been sitting outside and get called inside for a lockdown, they head to the kitchen sink to put their cups, dishes away...Jordan looks in the mirror and says "look how my arms look" (she was about to say they look fat)...Jeff beats her to the punch saying "beautiful" :) They decide to head upstairs... Slapjack/Napjack 5-5:30pm J&J are still trying to get alone time but Michele goes up to the HOH again 🥴 Jordan tells Michele she's cramping but Michele doesn't take the hint...Jordan continues listening to her CD...meanwhile Jeff has just finished taking a shower and starts to play solitaire...the CD player starts acting up...Jeff goes to check it out and he sees it says "low battery"...Jordan says they won't give them any more will they? noooo.... Jordan wants to play slapjack since the batteries are low in the CD...Jeff wants to know where there are another deck of cards?...Jordan just wants to play slapjack!...this pisses off Jeff, he petulantly hands Michele the cards...Jordan says she's going to leave the CD player running...Jeff tells her to shut it off...Jordan goes UGGHHH...Jeff gets more agitated and says "the batteries are dead!...here you play slapjack, I'm taking a napjack" LOL So Jeff gets in bed to nap (in other words, he is laying in bed wide awake seething that Michele won't leave, ha!) while Michele & Jordan start to play slapjack...Jordan tells Jeff to not hog the bed because she'll be there in a second...they play slapjack...for like 3 minutes Talk turns to game and then they play war. Jordan wins! ...and Michele finally leaves. Jordan was trying to make Michele feel weird 5:30-6pm As soon as Michele leaves the HOH, Jordan jumps into bed with Jeff to talk about Michele and how she thinks she is lying, Jeff says she left to report back to Russell and Jordan says she thinks she felt weird...Jordan was trying to make her feel weird...Jeff says he knows and he was hoping Jordan would keep going LOL J&J sense that Michele thinks they know she's being fishy...Jordan says she didn't even notice that she came upstairs earlier...they are leery of what she's telling them about Russell and why Russell is changing his tune all of a sudden...they go over various scenarios Russell comes up to the HOH to tell them they are off slop at 9...Jeff gets called to the DR...Russell & Jordan chit chat about stuff and talk turns to how Michele never leaves J&J alone...Russell tried to get Michele away from them the other night by getting her to show him to make cookies which he clearly knew how to do...Jordan says her and Jeff just like to hang out and talk, nothing more and once again reiterates that she & Jeff are just friends 🤥 Jeff returns and Russell leaves them alone. J&J immediately start talking about Russell and Michele, Jordan fills in Jeff on what she and Russell talked about...Jeff says that Russell seemed pretty normal, what if Michele is playing a Ronnie card?...they decide they are driving themselves crazy and they need to confront them (I think they have come to this conclusion about 5 times in the last day lol)... Russell comes up briefly to tell Jordan that she's getting batteries...they get paranoid he came up on purpose....the paranoia is setting in and they are stressing...Jeff is worried that if they show there is dissension on their side it will give the other side more hope...Jeff doesn't know what the f**k is going on, it's crazy to think Russell is going against them when they have final 4 all locked up...Jordan wants to know if Jeff wants to ask Russell now?...Jeff is avoiding the confrontation, he doesn't want to do it right now...Jordan says she'll let Jeff talk to him and he can ask him cordially if he voted for Jessie...Jeff says he doesn't feel like "dancing" right now...Jordan doesn't even think Lydia is mad at her anymore...Jeff sighs and says he is getting a headache from everything...he says he's in a shitty spot...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff doesn't know why...Jordan says he's not, Michele and Russell are the targets... Super cute banter/Sick of plans 6-6:21pm Jeff & Jordan continue talking about Michele and Russell, it is driving them bananas, they need to say something maybe after the POV...Jeff says something is not right, he is going crazy with scenarios (Same! LOL), he needs to just talk to them about it...Jordan says they need to be called out...Jordan is leaning towards Michele now...Jeff too...Jordan says if they have to they will cut her loose...Jeff thinks she is pulling a Ronnie, thinking she is smarter than everybody, he told her that a long time ago, she thinks she's so fu**ing smart "just because you know how to put a catheter in a rat's penis doesn't mean you know what's going on in the real world" 🤣🤣 Jordan says why not talk now?...Jeff says f**k that, he has a headache and why does he always have to handle shit?...Jordan says because he's a good talker...Jeff asks why can't he just lay there and someone else eliminate everybody?...Jordan asks if he wants her to?...Jeff has his head covered...Jordan asks what Jeff is mad about?...Jeff says he hates this shit...Jordan says she's going to listen to her music...she says she's tired of talking about it too, she asks Jeff if after the game he will be paranoid people are talking about him?...Jeff says no...they take a break...Jordan listens to music for awhile and then feeds go to fish and return Jordan is wondering about batteries and gets out of bed...Jeff plays a little trick on Jordan telling her that production told him to push that door in the HOH...Jordan says this door? pointing to it...Jeff with a huge sheepish grin says yeah, that door...clearly the door doesn't open and Jordan says "are you lying?" Jeff says yeah...she says OMG, you stupid! Jeff giggles :) ...Jordan gets back in bed and says "butthole"...Jeff keeps giggling... Jeff tells Jordan to ask them for new batteries...Jordan sasses back that they will give them to her when they're ready, Jeff!...Jeff stares at her from under the covers for a long while 🤗 ...but she doesn't turn to look at him, he then says "you didn't have to say it all sassy"...Jordan mimics him and then asks him if he liked her speech?...Jeff says no!...LOL...Jordan says "you didn't? none, zippo?"...Jeff says "zip zero"... Jeff says she better start being nice to him...she says she's always nice to him, what is he talking about?...Jeff says he's her only friend in there...Jordan knows this...Jeff says her putting his key in 2nd, she might be by herself pretty soon...Jordan giggles and tells him to quit acting so bitter about that...Jeff says "forget it! I'm on my own"...Jordan says you're done! you're cut off! (hand wave)...Jeff says it's over!...Jordan loses her train of thought...Jeff says your headphones don't work so you just plug me in? LOL Jordan says he was restless last night and she was getting so mad at him, he was tossing and turning...Jeff says he was in tight quarters, he wanted to tell Michele why don't you just go downstairs, he was telling himself why didn't he go downstairs...he says he should have just left...Jeff then explains how he was frustrated at how he thought Michele was sleeping downstairs or else he wouldn't have come up...Jordan laughs...Jeff says little things frustrate him... They go back to the paranoia game again...ack! Jordan says that we need to ask Russell about what's going on...Jeff says for Jordan to ask him...Jordan says no, he needs to because if she says the wrong thing, then Jeff will yell at her...Jeff says no he won't...Jordan says yes he will, he'll get mad and she doesn't feel like hearing it... They go over when they should confront Russell 🥱🥱😴😴 Jeff says he doesn't want to deal with it, he doesn't feel like it...Jordan says he's being a baby today...Jeff says it's because Jordan doesn't have to do anything, it's going to be a fu**ing 4 hour conversation about who lied, he just doesn't feel like fu**ing dancing right now, Michele's gonna run out of there, it's going to be a big stupid thing when he doesn't want a fu**ing big deal made of it but he knows it will be, the others will think they have an advantage because they're all fighting...Jordan says she thinks Jeff said the F word 4 times...Jeff says "really? f**k!"...Jordan says "you cuss a lot"...Jeff says it's because he gets pissed off and it's the only word that comes in his fu**ing head...Jordan continues giggling and says "yeah you say the F word a lot"...Jeff doesn't understand people...they're the worst!! Jordan giggles... Jeff hides under the covers again...Jordan says we need to come up with a plan...Jeff says "Jeff says "I'm sick of plans, what am I, the A-Team?...I'm out of them" 🤣 Jordan says fine, if Jeff wants to be evicted then be evicted, geez Jeff! gosh...Jeff says he will evict her, how about that plan?...Jordan says no, he won't, stop it!...Jeff says maybe she will evict him because she put his key 2nd...Jordan says maybe, he could be backdoored...Jeff says right?... Jeff says good, get him outta there, he's going to the beach, she can fend for herself...Jordan talks game AGAIN! 🤯 And they said this girl didn't play the game...she was on it all the time! Jeff says they need to stick with the plan and ask them because he is going bananas, she is right...Jordan says she is right...Jeff says always, she's always right...Jordan says "not always"... I miss you already 6:21pm Jordan gets called to the DR (Jeff thinks to get new batteries) and Jeff says "Come back up, I miss you already"...Jordan leaves saying "shut up"... Awww  🥰 Spa day in the HOH 6:37pm A very brief moment between JeJo up in the HOH while Russell is getting ready for his spa prize...feeds switch briefly to JeJo...Jeff says "why don't we have a spa day in here and you give me one?" :) Jordan says "cuz! I get bored"...Jeff just looks at her sadly LOL...Jordan then says something about Russell having 2 pairs of slippers and the feeds switch out… Jordan’s nervous with Jeff’s leg touch 7:17-7:22pm Jeff and Jordan have been up in the HOH talking game with Kevin, he leaves and JeJo continue talking game...Jordan says she loves Kevin, that was perfect, they agree that one of the girls have to go (Lydia or Natalie)...Jordan wonders if Russell would use the POV on Natalie? that would make him a target...Jeff says yeah...they continue talking game...Jordan says she thinks they can trust Kevin right? for a little bit?...Jeff's not so sure and says he finds the timing suspicious of him trying to save himself...they agree they need to get a girl out...Jordan is worried what will happen when Russell wins POV...Jeff gets a little irritated hearing Jordan assume he'll win and says "Russell has to win first"... Jordan says "I know, sorry!"...Jeff says they're giving him a headache with this shit and he wraps himself up in the cover...Jordan asks if it's her that's doing that?...Jeff says no, not her. Jordan asks Jeff to hand over the picture of her and her sister...Jeff hands it over and Jordan gets a little emotional...Jeff pinches her...Jordan screeches and says "this makes me sad...me and my sister"...Jeff says "hmm, it's cute"...Jordan puts the picture on the other bedside table...Jeff rubs her leg and Jordan deflects by talking game again...Jeff says for Jordan not to say to much...Jordan says Jeff should have pinched her to let her know...Jeff didn't want to make it obvious...more game talk and then Jeff rubs Jordan's leg again... Jordan gets nervous and starts talking game again and pretends to pop an ingrown hair on her leg LOL...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg again, this time more intimately and Jordan gets even more nervous and pushes Jeff's hand away...Jeff gets pissy saying "did you just move my hand?"...Jordan lies and says "no" LOL... Jeff says he's going to move under the cover...Jordan feels bad and grabs his arm and says that Jeff has so many veins, they look like tree limbs, why do they show so bad?...Jeff says he doesn't know, does she want to scratch his back?  he says it's cuz he's pissed and feeds go to fish… Becoming good friends banter 9:35-9:41pm Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen, Jordan is eating her steak dinner...Jeff is eating his chocolate chip mint ice cream...Jeff leaves to check the SR and comes back saying BB didn't give them any beers tonight...Jordan says it's because there's a competition tomorrow...Jeff asks "what's 2 beers going to do during a competition tomorrow?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he knows, he understands...Jordan says that Russell can make some good steaks 🙄 Jeff says "what's up, you crabby Jordan?"...Jordan says no, why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, she seems crabby...Jeff starts to walk outside but Jordan tells him "sit right here"...Jeff says he was going outside to leave her alone...Jordan says "no, I like it when you talk to me" :) ...Jeff sits down at the counter saying that it seemed like she had a sourpuss on...Jordan hums no...Jeff says it doesn't even feel like they were on slop today right?...Jordan says not really...Jeff says it went by fast...Jordan says it did. Jordan says she wants to eat some of her chocolate stuff...Jeff asks which one?...Jordan doesn't know, she's got so much to choose from...Jeff thinks the Snickers or the Hershey bar?...Jordan says or her cookie dough or her Teddy Grahams... Jeff then ponders "how come some mint chocolate chip is green and some is white?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I don't like that stuff"...Jeff says "that wasn't the question"...Jordan says "out of all people, you want to ask me that?"...Jeff says "what's your opinion?"... Jordan says "I don't know, maybe green's minty" LOL...Jeff says "that's a good answer...see? that's how a conversation goes, I ask a question and you answer it"...Jordan says "ok well ask me a question"...Jeff says "do you like the color orange?"...Jordan says "yeah, how about you?"...Jeff says "see? now we're well on our way to becoming good friends" :) ...Jordan says "what are you talking about?" LOL Jeff says he doesn't know, he feels like eating a whole thing of ice cream...Jordan says to do it...Jeff says "why? you trying to fatten me up?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff gets up to wash his dish and pinches Jordan as he walks by her...Jeff says he won't even lie, he'll have a little more, maybe later...Jeff asks if Jordan ate a jalapeno?...Jordan says no, it was a green pepper... Jeff gets his coffee and asks Jordan to tell him some country words her grandpa would say, if he thought something was hot would he say "my biscuits are burning"  or something like that, give him some country words...Jordan doesn't get it, she says a couple of things with an accent (like hers lol) not sayings...Jeff says not her grandpa but people in the neighborhood, don't they have funny sayings?...Jordan gets distracted with the spaghetti, she wants to try it...Jeff says "she" made it for everybody...Jordan says she doesn't want to eat so much food...Jeff says to have a little bowl... Russell comes in and Jordan tells him the food was good...Russell goes to the candy drawer and asks if they're going to sit outside?...Jordan says yes but she wanted to eat inside, she tells him he can have one of her Milky Ways...Jeff says "dude, this is the candy factory...Toblerone's are good"...feeds go to fish... The Pillsbury Dough boy or Ma 9:46-9:50am The HG's get off slop at 9pm...they eat dinner, they go outside...Jeff is smoking, Russell is eating candy and Jordan is getting ready to eat dessert...Teddy Grahams and cookie dough   They're saying how they have no motivation to work out and all they do is eat junk food and candy...Jeff says he has never smoked this much or drank so much coffee, he's telling him, this is Bizarro world...Russell says everything has changed, outside of here he's a health freak, tonight he ate ice cream, a Toblerone and candy...Jordan asks if the cookie dough package has to be cut on top...they say yeah, she asks if someone can do it with something sharp?...Russell offers to do it, he goes into the kitchen to get a knife...Jordan asks if anyone wants Teddy Grahams?...they laugh...Jordan says it's stress eating... Russell brings out the cookie dough and a knife saying it's so good...Jordan says Russell didn't need to bring a knife, she was going to dip her cookies in it...Jordan says that Big Brother hooked up the cookie dough...Russell says he's going to be 200 lbs when he's out of there from eating candy and ice cream all day long...Jordan says that's why she wears stretchy pants so she can still feel skinny...Jordan rolls her eyes in delightful satisfaction...she says "I haven't ate cookie dough in so long"... Jeff laughs and says Jordan is almost crying like she was missing her Ma...he says “if the Pillsbury dough boy and your Ma were out there who would you hug first?”😂 Jordan says her Ma. ;) Jeff says "oh yeah? I don't know"...Michele talks about how she had a Pillsbury Dough Boy stuffed toy when she was little...Jordan says she had been avoiding cookie dough...Russell brings up Casey imitating Jordan...Jordan says she loved eating cookie dough with Casey...Jeff says that last week Casey ate everything...Russell says he never washed a single dish too...Jordan offers Russell some cookie dough, he declines… Jordan explains Big Texas 10:01pm Feeds return with Jeff laughing, saying “Big Texas, that’s awesome”...Russell says something about a fat vagina...Jeff says it’s fu**ing hilarious...Michele asks if she knew she had a fat vagina?...Russell says “what do you mean it was fat?”...Jeff says “was she skinny?”...Jordan says she was thicker...Jeff says “fat, fat Texas?”...Russell says “Big Texas”...Jeff says “Big Texas”...Michele wants more details...Jeff can’t get over it, he says “dude, that is so funny”...Jeff says to himself “Big Texas” and smiles huge... Jordan says she can bring her yearbook, you know how you will all have a yearbook page, they all had names, they had Big Texas, Oliver...Russell says they probably scarred the girl for life...Jordan says “no, she’s still my friend” LOL Jeff keeps going, he says “people call her BigTexas?”...Jordan says you know how girls, when they’re younger, change in front of each other? well she was changing and they were all like “omg, your vagina’s fat” and she’d say “no it’s not! It’s just juicy!” ....Jordan cracks up! The others laugh and cringe...Jeff AGAIN says “Big Texas...that is fu**ing the best thing”...Jordan goes into a little detail about how her vagina was fat so they called her Big Texas...Jordan cracks up again...Jeff loves it, he says “that is fu**ing hilarious, I can’t wait to call someone Big Texas”...Russell says where did Texas come from?...Jordan simply says “cuz Texas is big” 😂🤣 Jordan says her friend used to wear a shirt that had a Texas flag and said “Don’t mess with Texas”, they used to laugh all the time about that, she’s friends with her to this day, she has a kid...Russell says it’s probably fatter...Jordan guarantees it is, she looks good now, she loves her,she won’t say more in case she sees this...FISH... Cry me a river 10:35-10:38pm Talk continues on the couches...Jordan says she wants to talk about Jeff's Hawaiian trip, she moves over to where he is and sits on his legs...Jeff says she is cozying up to him to talk about the Hawaiian trip (but she never does talk about it)...Jordan says "be nice"...Jordan says she's about to put her feet in the hot tub...Jeff touches Jordan's back and tells that he loves how Jordan gets so nervous whenever he touches her...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says it makes him laugh, she is jumpy and then looks at the camera all the time to make sure he didn't touch her boob...Jordan lays her head on his chest and asks him if she smells like cookie dough?...Jeff says she smells like B.O.dough LOL Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff laughs saying no... Jordan bounces a little on Jeff's legs and Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan hits Jeff's leg...Jeff giggles about the producer Mike O. yelling at them...Jordan tells Michele that Jeff tried to hump her before the Chaosserole comp...Jeff says nobody saw and that the producer yelled out "Hey, none of that" ...they laugh...Jordan says she knows it's been awhile for Jeff, they know that if Jeff goes to the jury house he's going to be humping saying "hey, hey! hi, you wanna come over here"...Jeff doesn't get it saying what??...Jordan says nothing, nevermind...Jeff says he didn't get that at all...Jordan says he's going to want to hump somebody...Jeff says "in the jury? with these people?" Jeff says he is getting fu**ing tired of Jordan's negative shit about going to the jury house, he's serious, it's everyday she tells him he's in the jury house...Jordan says she said "if you"...Jeff says "no, all the time, how bout if you! leave next week! how bout that? you like that?"...Jordan says nothing... Jeff says "why'd you get all sad? you don't like it? how bout if I tell you everyday"...Jordan says "omg, you're cut off"...Jeff says "from what?" (he’s got a point, she’s not giving him anything lol) ...they laugh...Jordan says "me!"...Justin Timberlake, go cry me a river"...Jeff says "that was pretty good, it's back on" :) Smelliness & BY Banter 10:38-10:46pm Jordan tells Jeff to scoot over and she squishes next to him saying she doesn't think she fits...she laughs...Jeff says it was that last piece of cookie dough...Jordan says she smells something fishy...Jeff asks when she last washed her shirt?...Jordan insists she doesn't smell like B.O....Jeff keeps sniffing...Jordan says "do I? do I?"...Jeff laughs, Jordan giggles...Jeff goes to smell saying "let me see"...Jordan puts her arm down saying "no! do I?"...Jeff laughs saying he doesn't know, let him see...Jordan says "no! stupid!" 😩 ... Jeff cracks up! and says "what? no, stupid? you said it! no stupid? you're like a little kid"...Jordan keeps smelling her fingers...Jeff says to let him smell...Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to smell her armpit...Jeff holds his arm up and says "smell mine"...Jordan giggles but smells...they both laugh...Jeff says he hasn't washed his so go for it...Jordan smells hers and says it does kind of smell like B.O...Jeff says he told her, it's a little funky, it's B.O. cookie dough LOL Jeff says she better throw that in with Russell's laundry...Jordan says "geez"...Jeff says she stinks, that's why he hasn't been talking to her lately...Jordan uhhh's and says "really?"...Jeff says yeah that's why he can't be around "smelly" lately, get out of here...Jeff finally breaks and pinches her face saying "noooo"...Jordan says "you think I'm smelly?"...Jeff says "nooooo, oh shut up, you know I'm just joking"...Jordan says Jeff does think her arms are a little B.O'ey...Jeff grabs Jordan's arm saying "let me smell!"...Jordan says "no! they do smell! they don't smell like rotten B.O but they do stink"...Jeff says "like you left your gym clothes in the locker over the weekend?"...Jordan says "no, kind of just like a sweaty B.O"...Jeff smiles... Jordan says "or like a deodorant B.O"...Jeff smells his armpit saying it doesn't smell...Jordan smells it and agrees...Jeff says he doesn't sweat in it...Jordan says she needs men deodorant...Jeff says he does too, did she try the one BB gave them?...Jordan says yes but it didn't work... Jordan says she's full...Jeff says she went to town on those desserts, everyone did...Jordan says she feels gassy...Jeff says not to fire one now...Jordan asks why not?...Jeff says "on my leg? go ahead"...pause...Jeff asks if she did?...Jordan says no, she's waiting for a big stinky one... Jeff looks at Jordan's slippers saying everything looks better in smaller(sizes), her slippers look so comfy, they look all cute and stuff...possible smell emanating from the slipper causes Jeff to say "dude!" and Jordan giggles...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to sit by the hot tub?...Jeff is all dressed, he doesn't want to...Jeff and Jordan say it's the garbage she's smelling... They start talking about Russell and how Jeff was negative earlier when he was playing solitaire...Jeff says he was until he won...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says he's not getting mad, he's just at a point where he needs some Jeff time, is that cool? he doesn't need to sleep with 3 people every night...Jordan says "be grumpy?"...Jeff explains how last night he was so nice and relaxed for 3 seconds under the covers and then knock, knock, tee hee hee and it was ruined, he should have just left right then... Jordan says her leg hairs grow fast...Jeff says he likes her Smooth Jazz but that's real smooth...Jeff rubs her leg...Jordan asks what he thinks about the camo (pants)?...Jeff says he likes them...Jordan says "aren't they Gucci?"...Jeff says "yeah, your sister hates them" Jordan remembers she told Jeff that, she thinks they are ugly...Jeff's mic slides down in his pocket and makes him think of his cell phone...Jordan wishes she had her phone...Jeff says he can't even remember his phone, it's going to be crazy when they get out with messages, emails, etc...Russell joins them...they talk a bit more about phones and then get quiet...Russell asks if he just killed their moment?...Jordan says "no"... Jordan starts picking at a hole in Jeff's jeans...Jeff says "don't,don't, were you trying to rip it?"...Jordan says "tear it just a little bit"...Jeff says "no way!"...Jordan raises her hands saying "okay!! okay"...Jeff says he already put his toe through it, he's pissed...Jordan says she did the same in the crotch of her pants...Jeff says he does it all the time to the jeans he likes, then the hole gets so big it's over...Jordan says it looks like the impression of his fat toe...Jordan says Jeff's thumbs look like the ugly fat guy from Star Wars...Jeff says no they don't...Jordan tries to leave saying "excuse me"...Jeff puts his hat on her head...Jordan makes that sound Jeff hates, she says "excuse me" again and gets up... After she leaves Russell says "dude, she's so funny"...Jeff says "who Jordan?"...Russell says "so funny, I love her stories"...then Russell does a little imitation of a Jordan story saying "I'll get a number 6 with no mayo, a little tomato and a little bit of lettuce"...Jeff then does his much funnier version "I pulled up the clock said 2:42 and I was just telling my friend OMG it's 2:41, it was one minute after, but anyways we drove to the drive thru"  Cute! Hot tub banter - Egging on Jeff/the F word/the homeless 10:54-10:59pm Jeff and Russell are sitting on the BY  couches...Jordan, Kevin, Natalie and Michele are at the hot tub...they are talking about Michele's accent, how she says water and forest...they ask Michele to say "hurry, get some water, the forest is on fire"...she doesn't want to but finally does it and flubs the line. LOL Jordan says "Jeff, you say everything like toooo"...Russell laughs saying that Jordan was about to say toona...Jeff says "I know, every fu**ing day"...Jordan says it's weird, it's kind of like the toooo part, he says it deep and drags it...Kevin says that he would say "what are you doing" and Jeff would say "what are you dooooing?"...Jordan says yeah! yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Natalie says it's cool because he got his own freaking shout out (the callers for the HOH comp)...Jordan says "he did"...Natalie says that was sick...Jeff says "oh great"...Natalie says she would take a stone for her own shout out...Kevin says when Jeff says you're stupid, it sounds like stooopid... Jordan says yes! and tells Jeff to say "you're stooopid"...Jeff, while giving Jordan the finger says that this says the same thing...they laugh...Jeff says to Jordan "you gotta egg it on every day"...Russell says "she does egg it on"...Jordan says "no! we were just sitting here talking about stuff"...Kevin mentions Jeff's hands...Jordan says he does this (hand signal for "it's over") or this (hand signal for "done")... Jeff can't stay mad for long, he cracks up!!...Jeff says "he's a character, whatever, I don't know why I do things I do"... Jordan says today she was counting how many times Jeff said the "F" word, he was talking and getting into it and after every sentence there was an "F" word...Jeff says they can't use any of his footage...Jordan says BB would have to constantly bleep him out...Russell and Jeff say they would both be bleeped out during live shows...Jeff says they were pretty good on the last show, he thought that one might get out of control, they taped it early because it might...Natalie starts talking about what Chima said she would do on the live show if the mystery power was used and FISH... Feeds return with Jeff saying that if he had seen Chima throw her mic in the pool he would have walked away, he says the "F" word again and says how about he stops saying it?...Jordan says it will be hard...Kevin says he should say "freak"...Jeff says he needs a new word...Jordan says "fudge"...Kevin says "Gucci"...Natalie says "cluck"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "duck?"...Jeff says no, he needs his own word...Russell says "tuna"...Jeff says "f**k that" <--- that didn't last long LOL Jeff says he's just going to try not to swear starting now!...Kevin gives it 10 minutes...Natalie gives it 5...Jordan says "yeah, you'll start cussing"...Jeff says they'll see...Kevin says "so do you like homeless people Jeff"...Jeff laughs...Russell says as Jeff "I fu**ing hate them!"...Jeff says it depends, if it's around the holidays yes...Jordan says "what happened?"...they laugh... Jeff laughs saying he can't tell the story properly now...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he gets agitated...Kevin says Jeff gets agitated and it's all f, f, f, f, f...Jordan wants him to tell them, she didn't hear it, please...Jeff says he's not a re-storyteller, he's a in the moment guy, if you didn't hear it, you lost...Jordan wants Kevin to tell the story...Kevin says it's not a long story...Jordan asks Jeff to tell the story, does Jeff get mad at homeless people when they ask for money?...Jeff says it's a whole conversation...Kevin says it's not a long story, it's just in general... Jordan says that she had a lady come up to her asking for money just as she was about to get into her car and she was like "gosh, dangit", she had been shopping at a great sale and had her hands full of bags, she gave her 8 dollars...Jeff says wow!...Jordan says she felt bad for her...Jeff asks if it was the holidays? LOL Jordan says no, it wasn't...Jeff says 8 bucks?... Jordan says she came at her right when she walked out the door, she attacked her saying "ma'am, ma'am"...Jeff says why didn't she say, here's a buck LOL...Jordan says she gave her a sob story...Jeff says "oh here we go"...Jordan continues telling the story while Russell says he's used to that living in San Francisco...Jordan says she probably went and bought drugs...Jeff says she probably made 2 bills that day...