July 29
JeJo playing pool
12:13-12:16am
Jordan comes outside, talks briefly to Lydia and then turns around and goes off camera towards where Jeff is...she asks Jeff "you playing by yourself?"...Jeff says "yeah, you wanna play?"...Jordan says "ummm"...Jeff says "yeah let's play...it's easy, we'll play 9 ball, I'll tell you what to do"...Jordan says "K"...
Feeds switch to JeJo...Jordan is waiting holding her pool stick while Jeff explains how to play...he says you want to be the last one to get the 9 ball in...Jordan asks if she can hit any ball?...Jeff says yeah, she has to hit the 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 is last, he will show her...they start playing...
Feeds switch off of JeJo...Jeff keeps explaining...Jordan says "K"...they can be heard playing while the others HG's voices dominate....
Feeds switch back to JeJo..they are continuing to play...Jeff says "I'm hungry"...Jordan says "you're hungry? I had diarrhea" Jeff says "eww"...Jordan laughs saying "yeah"...Jordan sits up on the table to hit a shot...Jeff says "are you a lefty?"...Jordan says yeah, she hits the ball saying "pow!" and gets it in...Jeff says "nice! now hit that 4 ball"...Jordan walks around and says she thinks she's about to have diarrhea again...Jeff says "Jordan"...Jordan says she couldn't poo because Jeff was in there...Jeff says he left, he heard her flush the toilet...they laugh...
Jordan says she's about to go poo right now, she hits another one in...Jeff says for her to go knock one out, he says she did a good job, she got one in...she rushes off saying uhhh...Jeff giggles and says "ahhh Jordan"...Jeff starts playing by himself…
Jeff bites Jordan/the Crocodile Hunter
1:26-1:30am
The HG's are in the RR chatting...Jeff and Jordan are in Jeff's bed...they are talking about knife wounds...they bring up Steve Irwin and how the sting ray killed him, he died after they pulled out the stinger, the barbs ripped through him, if they kept it in he might have survived...Jordan says "oh, the Crocodile Hunter?"...they say yeah...Jordan says "oh he was cool"...Jeff says "I loved him!"...Jordan says "yeah"...Chima says his daughter was so cute...Jordan imitates his Australian accent...Jeff looks up at Jordan probably thinking, how cute is she? He bites her arm...and she oww's... 😄
Russell imitates him now and Jordan says "yeah I know, ohh poor guy"...Jeff says yeah he loved that guy, what did he expect? he fought 50 foot crocodiles dude...Chima says he didn't even die because of that, he died from something random...Jeff says there's video of it but it might have been destroyed...Jordan starts describing how it happened...Jeff reaches over to show on Jordan's chest how it went directly into his heart and Jordan gets all nervous again LOL
Jeff describes how the stinger went into his heart, it has venom and barbs, when they pulled it out the barbs ripped his heart and the venom got in there...Jeff says it's so fu**ing odd and random and in Australia people got mad and started killing stingrays, it's the last thing he would have wanted. :(
Story telling/rub me/dogs
1:30-1:37am
The HG's continue chatting in the RR, it's story telling time...Jeff and Jordan are in Jeff's bed, Jordan laying down, Jeff sitting up...they talk about a guy who thought he was friends with bears and he was killed by them, they compare him to Jane Goodall who lived with gorillas, then Kevin tells a story about how him and his boyf bring mace with them if they go hiking into the mountains...Jordan laughs...they talk about Runyon Canyon, Chima says it's such a "scene" there, even on a hiking path...
Jeff says he used to live below it and he'd take his roommate's dog up there (to pull girls lol)...they laugh...Jeff says he had Rottweiler's so he felt all cool and people do talk to you saying "hey that's a cute dog" and Jeff is thinking, sure you like my dog...
Jeff lays back down...Chima says she doesn't like seeing guys with little Yorkies...Jordan says yeah...Chima likes seeing them with big dogs, no girlie dogs...they talk about various dogs...Jordan reaches her arm back to Jeff and moans for Jeff to rub her...Jeff protests but only for a little LOL he starts rubbing...
Jeff says his brother had an Akita, that thing was pissed, it looked like a wolf...Russell says it's a Japanese dog...Chima says it's an attack dog...Jeff says they used to fight them in Japan, this thing was pissed off at everybody, his brother has another one that's super friendly but the last one was fu**ing pissed...Jordan sits up now...Jeff sits up explaining that Akita's have the tails that curl up and they're kind of fluffy, they're brown and white and golden...Casey walks in and Jeff lays back down....
Don’t lie to me/Jordan stories
1:37-1:40am
Casey has walked into the RR where the others are talking...Jeff and Jordan have been sitting up, Jeff lays back down and rubs Jordan's back...Jordan turns around quickly and Jeff says she's jumpy...Jordan lays back down saying "I don't know, sorry"...Jeff says "Jesus, I gotta keep my paws to myself"...Jordan puts her arm around Jeff and asks to be rubbed, please...Jeff starts rubbing and asks "when are you going to do mine?"...Jordan says "tonight"...
Jeff says "no, you're not...you're a liar, don't lie to me"...
Jordan says suddenly "I got chased by 3 dogs before and I hid in a Porta-John" ...Casey asks Jordan how she seriously gets this shit? she has the stories of a 50 year old woman 😂...they laugh...Casey says it's like Jordan has been around forever you know? she has more stories than him...Jordan says why? as Russell says she has more stories than Braden...Chima says at least they're not about celebrities she knows...
Jeff says "somehow all her stories end up like poop, whether it's a port-a-potty or she shit her pants" ...Jordan says "no! we were talking about dogs"...Casey says "she has an ass fixation"...Jordan tells the story about how they were walking around the neighborhood and this house had 3 big dogs and they were running down the driveway, Jordan's heart dropped and there were new houses being built down the way so they ran into the Porta-John's, the other girl left to get her mom to come and get her, Jordan wouldn't leave because she was so scared...Jessie says he never heard it called a Porta-John...
Jordan lays back down and Jeff starts rubbing again...Casey, Jessie and Jeff do their Irish talk, they talk about how smelly port-a-john's are...Jordan hates them...Casey walks away and then Jeff and the others start talking about various youtube videos...
JT/Jeff pokes Jordan/Nick Lachey
1:41-1:45am
The HG's including Jeff and Jordan continue to chat in the RR about various topics, the latest being youtube and the internet...Jordan has turned away from Jeff, she is getting sleepy...Chima asks Jeff if he's seen "Dick in a Box?"...Jeff sings it...Jessie hasn't seen it...Jeff says "dude, I love Justin Timberlake, I think he's hilarious"...Chima agrees...
Jeff lays back down and starts poking Jordan in the ear with his mic antenna...Jordan flinches and ask what he's sticking in her ear?...Jeff giggles and does it again...Jordan oww's...Jeff keeps at it, Jordan protests again...Jeff then pokes her in the neck asking if it hurts...Jordan says it doesn't...Jeff keeps tickling her and Jordan uh uh's and then goes quiet...Jeff gives up and says he won't poke her anymore...he rubs her, cuddles into her...smells her neck...
Jordan shifts into Jeff and covers herself and they get quiet then Justin Timberlake talk comes up again, Jeff sings "Dirty Pop"...Jordan sings a line from the song and says she hated that song...Jeff says that she knows every word though...Jordan knows but she just didn't like it, it was N'Sync who didn't know N'Sync?...Chima says they sang "Bye, Bye, Bye?", that's what she liked...Jordan says yeah she freaking loved them, she remembers seeing MTV where they had celebrity dream dates and there was one in Colorado where a girl won this date with N'Sync, Jordan was so excited and wished it was her.
Chima asks if she tried out?...Jordan says heck no! she was just at home watching, wishing she was that person...Jordan then brings up a Spring Break show with Jessica Simpson, one before she was dating Nick...Jordan thinks he's hot...Chima doesn't...Jordan says she doesn't? she thinks he's so cute (and guess who Jeff reminds her of? LOL)...
Jordan lays back down...Jessie says Nick's put on a few lb's...Jordan says she hasn't seen him in a long time...Jessie says Jordan is more popular than he is right now (on TV)...Jordan yawns and says she thinks nobody will even notice...Jessie says "they will Jordan" (yep!)...Jeff leaves…
Jordan forgets Jeff’s last name... again
1:55-2:05am
Feeds switch to Jeff & Jordan who are in Jeff's bed in the RR...Jeff is rubbing Jordan's arm & they are giggling over the cameras rotating towards them every time they cuddle etc, they then giggle about Kevin...Jordan says her legs are sore...Jeff says he knows, tomorrow she should do nothing, for real...Jordan puts her arm around Jeff's waist and then giggles again about how the camera is rotating to follow their every move...
Jeff says what else is there? the best was the one that went right over his face, he didn't even notice it, he didn't even know it could do that...Jordan says she knows, it's crazy.
Jeff gets up to turn off the light in the SS room that is bothering them...Jeff gets back in bed wondering why he pees so much, they decide it's all the water he drinks. 😀 Jordan tells Jeff to keep his knee bent to block the light from her...Jeff gets up to put his shorts on (instead of sweats) and Casey walks in asking if they aren't sleeping with him tonight...Jeff farts and Casey says he'll take that as a no 😂...
Jeff says he'll crack jokes but he has to find another bed to sleep in (because of the snoring)...Jordan says that Jeff was about to kill Casey last night...Jeff says he's not the only banana in there cuz he goes bananas...Jordan laughs about something...Jeff gets back in bed busting on Casey.
Casey joins them and they whisper a little about Russell sleeping...then Casey starts talking about people blaming others for their farts (which Jeff had jokingly just tried to do with his on Casey)...Casey says his wife will say it's their dog Jordan that farted...Jeff asks Jordan if she knew Casey's dog's name was Jordan?...she mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he has a fish named Lloyd ;) ...Jordan says whatever...Jeff laughs and says he doesn't.
Jordan then says "what was your last name again?" 🤨 Jeff laughs and says "Wilkins"...they giggle...Jordan says "it starts with a S...I always want to say Schaffer"...Casey says "Stifler"...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "no, guess"...Casey says "emphasis on Stiff" 🤣...feeds go to control room...
They return just after the 2am mark with Jordan rolling away from Jeff saying she can't ever get comfortable in that bed, that's why she likes her bed...Casey says Jeff has to use the sheets to block the light...Jeff says he has to make a fort, he then says to Jordan how can she not be comfortable? he gives her all the room, all the comfortable pillows, he gives her all the opportunity...
Casey says "and still you don't give it a little kiss" 😘...Jordan says "what?"...Casey says "just give it a little kiss"...Jeff laughs...Casey says that's one of the lines Jordan can use...Jeff says is he talking about him or his "yang"?...Casey says men in general...Jordan says "his yang?"...Casey says that's what men say when you're trying to get a girl to go down on you...Jeff cracks up and says "that's true"....Casey wonders if Jeff knew what he was talking about?...Jeff says he did but Jordan didn't...Jordan says loudly "I did too! I thought of it".
Casey shushes her and says that Jordan wants to know the ins and outs of finishing the deal...Jeff cracks up saying "just give it a little kiss" saying it's hilarious...Casey then likens it to Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers when he said he was playing a little game called "just put the tip in" and see how it feels...Casey says it's one of the funniest lines of all time, he repeats the line...Jeff laughs...Casey says he's said it, that's another one for Jordan...Jordan says "I like that" and Jeff whips his head around to suddenly look at Jordan! 🤣🤣
They all get quiet for a bit and then Jeff asks if they're all going to wear trash bags?...Jordan says she hopes not...Jeff says they don't even know what they're doing...Jeff asks Casey if he's sleepy...Casey says a little bit but not a lot...Jeff says he is neither...they get quiet again...feeds go to fish and return shortly after with Casey saying he will let them go to sleep...he leaves...Jordan says she's going to fall asleep...Jeff covers them both with the sheets and says "are you tired?"...Jordan says very...Jeff says for her to go to sleep if she wants, he rolls towards her and kisses her on the neck...Jordan coos and feeds switch to the BY…
Big hugs by the fridge/Leg rubs in the RR
10:43-10:41am
Jordan comes downstairs from the HOH room into the kitchen where Jeff is. He's looking in the fridge for inspiration, lol. Jordan comes up behind Jeff and puts her arms around him, hugs him and pulls him back towards her (like when you crack someone's back). Jordan then turns around says ready? and gets him to try it on her. She folds her arms over her chest and Jeff wraps his arms around her and lifts her up and back. Jordan laughs at Jeff's feeble attempt.
Jeff continues to stare at the open fridge while Jordan mills about cleaning and pretending to keep busy. ;)
Jordan says she knows she said yesterday she wanted to make eggs but she got...Jeff says lazy...Jordan says no, she made them for herself, lol...Jeff opens his eyes wide kind of like you made eggs and didn't make any for me? Jordan says she will make some eggs for Jeff...Jeff says "beat it"...Jordan says "no!!...I'll make you some" Jeff says he was just joking, he doesn't want her to make him anything...
Jordan hugs Jeff and pushes him away from the fridge and says "walk away from the refrigerator"...Jeff does, pushes the door shut and hugs Jordan tight :) while saying "why, is there cheese somewhere?" They rock back and forth hugging...Jordan says she didn't see any cheese unless he wants the square cheese...Jeff says "what square cheese?" Jeff squeezes Jordan tight and she says "that type of cheese"
Jeff says "oh"...they stop hugging and Jeff says maybe he will be full after taking 18 pills...
Jeff remembers something he wants in the storage room and starts walking there, Jordan follows...he gives her a look and Jordan says she's not following him, they walk together until Jeff playfully pushes Jordan onto the sofa in the living room. Jordan laughs. 😄 Jordan runs after him and punches him in the butt.
Jeff goes in the storage room and literally stares at the open fridge for a minute before only grabbing a gallon of milk and a container of something. He immediately goes into the RR and puts the stuff he just got out of the fridge on the dresser and sits down with Jordan who is laying down in Jeff's bed.
Jeff rubs Jordan's legs (Jordan is hyper aware of the cameras)
Jeff says he wishes he was this tired at night. As Jordan is being rubbed, she says it's so hot in there (the SS room)...Jeff says hot?...Jordan giggles and says so bright, she was thinking about something else ;) ...Jeff starts playfully punching her legs and Jordan protests, he keeps going and she gives him the finger, lol, he keeps going and then stops...Jordan says she is sore...Jordan says she could probably go to sleep too. Jordan says it's overcast outside but it will get better, she says she needs to go out and do crunches. Jeff rubs Jordan's legs and says for her not to do her legs, for real.
Jeff says what if we have to stand there forever tomorrow (for the HOH comp). Jordan says standing is better than squatting, if they have to squat she will die. Jeff says she better win...Jordan wants another song, Jeff doesn't understand why they don't play Bob Marley?...Jordan asks what's up with Jeff & Bob?...Jeff says he wants to hear it...Jordan says they are like this (she crosses her fingers)...Jeff says they are Rasta.
Jordan says Casey is so funny but he's gonna smoke himself to death...Jeff knows...Jeff says he doesn't even know how one can smoke that much, wouldn't you be sick? Jordan says she has done it when she's drinking but it's different for a girl, it's not attractive, with guys it can be cute but only when they are younger, when they're older it's gross....Jeff pats Jordan's leg and says he's going to go cook, he reaches up to her and nuzzles her neck, bites her, then pretend bites her boob, lol...Jordan gets all nervous and says ok, go cook...Jeff slaps her leg, she says ow...
Jeff leaves and says he's going to make a jam breakfast...Jordan says summer jam?...Jeff says super summer jam breakfast 😊 he leaves…
You gotta like GRITS
11:02-11:04am
Casey is outside on the couches. Jeff comes out to eat breakfast and joins him. Casey says "Jeff's here!" Casey asks Jeff what he's drinking...Jeff says apple juice but watered down. Casey says half the sugar. Casey stares at Jeff then says "whatcha doing today buddy?" Jeff says he has to go to the mall. Casey says to buy an iPod for Jordan? Jeff says yeah, he has to go to Best Buy. Casey says she's so cute.
Casey recalls Jordan saying that she doesn't have one and just listens to CD's like the one in the HOH room...Jeff giggles...Casey says that Jordan said all her friends have them...Jeff says that Jordan said she doesn't need nothing like that.
Casey says you gotta like Grits, you gotta like Grits man, girls raised in the south. 😊
JeJo play catch
1:32-1:34pm
Jeff and Jordan are outside...Jeff gets in the pool, Jordan has been in the pool for all of 2 minutes, as usual she decides to get out when Jeff gets in Oh Jordan! She uses the excuse that it's good outside but freezing in the pool...
Jordan tells Jeff that she thinks Casey doesn't have to wear his banana suit anymore because when she went in the DR it was on the floor...Jeff thinks maybe he got another one...Jordan says she doubts it, a different one?...Jeff says he got another one because it was dirty...Jordan says "oh, is that what they did?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, maybe it was dirty.
Jeff throws the nerf ball at Jordan and she says uh uh...Jeff says "whaddya mean uh uh? play catch"...Jordan says "play catch? do I look like a dog?"...
Jeff says "like a dawg? play catch"...Jordan sits down and they toss the ball exactly 3 times before Jordan gets called out by BB for not wearing her mic...Jordan takes this opportunity to even move farther away from Jeff to the hammock LOL She says she's going to go lay out because they're going to get called in...Jeff sarcastically says "ok because you're not getting sun sitting right there"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan sits on the hammock facing Jeff.
Feeds go to fish briefly and when they return Jeff and Jordan are playing catch again LOL...they toss it a couple of times and then Jordan puts the yellow bucket in front of her...Jeff says "bounce it in or make it right in?"...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff unsuccessfully tries to get the ball in the bucket numerous times even with Jordan's expert coaching for eg..."your aim's off, aim towards my foot"
Finally Jeff hits the bucket over with the ball...Jordan says he was close...Jeff says "game over?"...Jordan says "game over"...Jeff says "you suck" ...
Picture time in the BY/pool
1:27-1:37pm
Jordan is still on the hammock, Jeff in the pool...Michele joins Jordan in the hammock, they chat for a bit...Jordan says she's tired...Michele says Jessie has the camera, she thinks he has it until one...Jordan says it's one already, it was past one when she woke up...Michele hopes he comes out to take some pictures of them...Jordan says she hates pictures, she's not photogenic ( 🙄 talk about being delusional...Jordan cannot take a bad picture!!)...Michele finally says something I agree with "oh come on, c'mon"...
Michele says Jeff is doing water gymnastics...Jeff says synchronized swimming...Russell says he's a ballerina princess...Michele tells Jordan about a couple of accidents she had when she was a kid (interesting 🤨)...Jordan tunes her out as she's watching Jeff and Russell in the pool.
In the meantime Jessie comes outside with the camera and takes a couple of pics of Jeff and Russell in the pool goofing around, he then heads to the hammock to take one of Jordan and Michele, Jessie wants one of the three of them...he takes off his shirt saying he's overdressed ...Russell helps them out by taking one and then Jessie takes one of Russell and the girls...they decide Jeff now needs to have one with the girls...Jessie goes inside, Russell takes over.
Jordan gets in the pool with Jeff before Michele heads in...Michele sits by while Russell says "alright lovebirds" while prepping to take Jeff and Jordan's picture...Jeff puts his arm around Jordan, she squirmingly does the same LOL
This is the picture Russell took that came from Jessie's HOH pictures
The feeds come back with Jeff now sitting between Jordan and Michele, they take a nice pic and then Jeff starts getting goofy, he sticks out his tongue towards Michele pretending to get all dirty haha...Michele eeks and Jordan half giggles...Jeff then grabs their heads to bang them together and they both shriek...Jordan in her cute way says "no!"...Jeff says alright...Russell says he caught that one, it looked dirty...Jeff says "people with their nasty minds"...
JeJo help each other up...kind of ;)
4:55pm
JeJo have been outside talking with other HG's...they are called inside for a lockdown...Jordan gets up first and looks at Jeff who has his legs on the table signalling for him to get up and let her by...Jeff puts his legs down and extends his hand for her to help him up, she does...and immediately Jeff pushes her back down LOL
Jordan laughs and says "help me up!"...Jeff starts saying she didn't help him up but is just kidding, he extends his hand to help her up...she holds Jeff's hand and says for him to help her...Jeff says he is...they let go and then try again, Jeff helps her up and then pushes her aside again LOL Jordan giggles saying stop and Jeff playfully pats her and walks off...Jordan ugh's and Jeff laughs, they walk inside…
Banter in the RR/Jeff caresses Jordan’s ear
6:28-7:18pm
Jeff joins Jordan and some of the other HG's in the RR...Jeff gets in bed and lays down next to Jordan who has been sitting there chatting with the others...they talk about going to Vegas after BB...once again they are having their own little convos in their own little world...
Just after the 6:37pm mark Jordan is rubbing Jeff's arm...Jordan leans back onto Jeff's leg and Jeff asks if she was going to punch him?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she has on a mean face, take it easy...Jeff takes a hair off of Jordan saying it's gross and then he pulls one right out of her head LOL!
She protests...Jeff says "Jayeff" (as she would say)...Jeff smiles at her :) while playing with her ear...Jordan lightly screeches in protest...Jeff looks at her again and Jordan says "I want some cookie dough"...Jeff says "I know you do, I had some ice cream"...Jordan uhhh's and says she thought he was going to say cookie dough...Jeff says "no, without you?"...Jordan says he should have it with her...Jeff says "I know but...if I had cookie dough, I'd come get you" (awww) ...Jordan, who is now rubbing/holding Jeff's leg, says "you better"...one more flirty stare... 😍
Just after the 6:40pm mark Jordan tells Casey he needs to go home and lay off the cigarettes...Casey points at Jordan saying she needs to go home! how about that? LOL Jeff says "snap!".,,they are talking about cigarettes and stress and Jordan asks Casey "you go eat cookie dough?"...Casey says "I just had one" :) then Casey says he ate french fries too, they're his comfort food...Jeff who had been sleeping is bummed he didn't eat any so he asks Jordan, who said they were good, "why didn't you come get me?"...Jordan says "I only had one" ...they make cute faces at each other.
Just before the 6:44pm mark Jeff is describing something with his hand motions, Jordan imitates him and Jeff tickles Jordan's neck :) and he headlocks her with his legs, Jeff cracks up.
Just before the 6:45pm mark Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's chest :)...Jordan signals Jeff to rub her...Jeff says to her that she knows now that she's doing that for an hour tonight (for him)...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "you're a liar!" and headlocks her again...
Just after the 6:47pm mark & right after the 6:49pm mark the close up camera catches Jeff rubbing Jordan's ear...
Jordan then plays with Jeff's hair a little...
They banter a little about shaving their heads...Jeff will if Jordan cuts her hair short in a bob...Jordan says "uhh, no" :) They banter a little about where Jordan is going, she doesn't know and then Jeff says he will say bye bye to her tomorrow as she walks out...Jordan grabs Jeff's nose and Jeff pretends to hit her LOL Jordan then lays down next to Jeff...
Jeff talks about thinking people that wear Crocs are sloppy. As it inevitably always does, talk turns to sex and Jordan explains where the term "booger" came from..pretty funny stuff save the fact that Michele is UBER irritatingly fake during the whole thing.
Milk & cookies spat
7:22-7:25pm
Jordan returns to the RR with some milk & cookies to eat...Jeff says "milk and cookies?"...Jordan says she told him she can't resist...Jeff asks if he can have one...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he needs to soak those bad boys...Jordan hands over the glass but Jeff says to finish hers...Jordan asks Kevin if he wants one?...Kevin says no...Jordan says she kind of wants P&J...Michele corrects her saying PB&J, she missed the B...Jordan says "oh"...Jordan hands Jeff the glass...Jeff says "I love milk and cookies" 🥰
Jordan says something about working out...Kevin asks if she's sore?...Jordan says she is, her legs are sore...Jordan sees how Jeff is eating his milk and cookies, she says "eww, don't hover over it" and she grabs the glass from Jeff's hand...Jeff says "whaddya mean? what if they fell in there?"...Jordan says she knows, you don't let it fall in there...Jeff says she made him nervous (?)...Jordan then promptly does the same thing she told him not to do...she hovers over the milk and takes a bite…
Kevin tries to calm things down by saying it makes it into chocolate milk...Jeff sees what Jordan did and says "what are you talking about? you just did the same thing!"...Jordan lies and says "no I didn't!"...Jeff tells Jordan "go over there! what are you yelling at me for? cuz I dropped a piece of cookie"...Kevin and Michele are getting uncomfortable 🫠
Jeff shakes his head whispering that Jordan makes him sick sometimes...Jordan says "why?" and then giggles...Jeff doesn't say a word...Kevin leaves...Jordan asks if Jeff wants some peanut butter & jelly?...Jeff adamantly says "no!"...Jordan tries to appease Jeff by giving him more cookie dipped in milk...Jeff says "beat it, I'll fire that thing right against the wall"...Jordan says "here"...Jeff pushes her arm away saying he doesn't want any...Jordan offers Michele some, Michele says "no thank you"...Michele gets up to leave...
Jeff says Jordan ruined his cookie for him...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he was all excited about it...Jeff sees Jordan making a mess and says "look at you!...my sheets" ...Jordan says "my God"...Jeff says that Jordan started it by yelling about a cookie...Jordan says she didn't yell...Jeff asks what's yelling?...Jordan keeps eating and offers another one, the last one to Jeff...Jeff says no he doesn't want it, she ruined it...Jordan says yeah he does...Jeff says "you ruined my cookie experience"...Jordan says "I gotta fatten you up"...Jeff says he's already getting fat...Jordan says "no, you're not, you have a nice, cute body"...she insists Jeff open up and he takes a bite....ahhh these two. :)
Jeff then says that it wasn't soft enough, sometimes he likes it so soft he eats it with a spoon (yuk! lol)...Jordan says nuh uh...Jeff says that's how he likes it, it's cool...Jordan says through a mouth full of cookie it's not cool LOL...Jordan gets up to leave and Jeff asks for one last sip of milk, she obliges and Jeff says thank you...Jordan mmm, hmm's and leaves…
Rock,paper,scissors
7:43-7:47pm
Cutest thing ever...Jeff & Jordan are like the little boy & girl teasing each other in the school yard. :)
They play rock, paper, scissors and Jordan adds to the fun by putting on the sombrero from Jeff's bed...Jeff says why does she have to make everything so weird LOL....we never get to see how it ended but last we heard it was 9-3 for Jordan with Jeff getting 2 points right before the feeds switch...
Hair braiding & Sassy was in the SS room
7:54-7:58pm
Jeff & Jordan join Lydia & Natalie in the SS room.
Jordan runs her hands through Jeff's hair and tries to braid it.
She's not very successful, Jeff's hair is too short...Jeff says he can't believe he came back and beat her...Jordan says "shut up"...Lydia and Natalie ask in what?...Jordan says rock, paper, scissors...Jeff says it was 9 to 3 and he got 7 in a row! he beat her 10 to 9, isn't it awesome? it was so awesome...Lydia says Jeff cheated...Jeff says he did not...Lydia says she saw him LOL
Jordan starts pushing Jeff's hair down and tells him to sit up...she laughs at how he looks and says "you look like a goober" (CLEARLY NOT Jeff's favorite word )...Jeff wants a goober candy but instead eats one of Natalie's strawberries...Jordan says they need to put a hat on Jeff to hide the gooberness but Jeff doesn't take the bait. LOL
Jeff looks back at Jordan and they have a little stare down, Jeff asks if she gave him a dirty look? Jordan laughs...Jeff says "everything I do"...Jeff lays back down and says "play"...Jordan bends over and arrgh's, blowing Jeff a fart/kiss on his cheek.
She then talks loud in his ear and Jeff jumps...Jordan asks if it hurt? she hopes it did...Lydia says "Jordan, this mean side, where is it coming from?"...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff says she's always busting his chops...Jordan starts playing with Jeff's hair again but stops...Jeff shakes his head for her to continue but she starts goofing around with his face...Jeff says to play with his hair...Jordan says "I don't like playing with your hair" (well that would change haha!)
Lydia says "geez Jordan that was a bit sassy"...Jeff says "she's super sassy"...Lydia says to think of him as the little old man on the airplane...Jordan explains she made a friend on the plane...Jordan throws her hair over Jeff's hair saying "let's see what you look like with blond hair"...they agree it's not good and they already saw him with blond hair (cheerleader outfit)
Lydia says that day was so funny because Jeff was so pissed...Jeff says it was hilarious ...Jordan says it was all Jeff kept talking about, his outfit...Jeff says he didn't talk about his outfit at all, he didn't care about it...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "no, I didn't!"...Jeff grabs Jordan's hands to signal he wants more rubbing...Jordan says "Jeff, I can't rub your hair, I'm sorry"...Jeff looks up and says "yeah? no?"...Jordan says "no"...
Jeff gets pissy and says "alright, deal, never ask me"...Lydia says for Jeff to give Jordan a back rub or foot rub...Jeff gives Jordan a look and says "no, you just sealed the deal sister"...Lydia says "Jordan I think that was a threat"...Jeff walks out saying "hmm, that was a promise"...Jordan sits stunned (that Jeff walked out) for a little bit and then snaps out of it…
Packing & chatting
9:40-10:20pm
Jordan is packing her suitcase for tomorrow's live show. Jeff & Casey are laying back observing and chatting. Nice conversation btw all the HG's in the SS room
Just after the 10pm mark there is a cute moment when Jordan offers Natalie her shorts because they are too small, her butt cheeks hang out...watch Jeff's expression, it's priceless.
Jeff looking sweetly at Jordan......
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