July 15 JeJo finally alone in the HOH 2:12 - 2:24 AM Jeff and Jordan finally get the HOH room to themselves alone...Jeff says "Johhrdan"...Jordan asks what side Jeff wants, left or right?...Jeff doesn't care...she chooses the left side just like in the candy room...Jeff comes out of the bathroom and asks how to turn off the spyscreen...Jordan's not sure, she says the picture of her and Jeff at the wedding is good but she can't believe Peyton got cropped out...Jeff giggles saying he can't believe he got left out again...Jordan says she wants to read her letter again, she goes to get it...Jeff asks Jordan what she thinks? are they doing the right thing?...Jordan says they should just keep the nominations like they want and then go from there, she says that the problem is that you talk to all 3 of them (A/D/C) and they all say they're good but Cassi doesn't give you anything...Jeff says the most logical thing is to split up Dom & Cassi, they could send Cassi home but then you're losing players to play for you in the HOH...Jordan says she thinks they're being smart. Jordan sits down to re-read her letter and giggles about how it sounds exactly the way her family is...Jeff says that her mom would say "Peyton does this sound good?" and he'd say yeah...Jeff starts saying where was the game talk when, she spills water on the nightstand and has to clean it up...Jordan asks if BB rewords this? she says there's nothing about Jana, what's wrong with her family? LOL Jeff can't believe Peyton didn't get a picture. Jeff turns off the lights...Jordan says the spyscreen is like watching TV...Jeff says it's kinda cool...Jeff says he feels bad (for Dom)...Jordan says she likes him but it's not about that...Jeff says he would have put them up...Jordan says he was...Jordan says that way Adam's safe, even when they have to turn… JeJo alone in the HOH room Part 2 2:24 - 2:39 AM The feeds switch back to JeJo in the HOH...they are talking about how much they trust Shelly...Jordan says she's going to feel bad seeing Dom go, she wishes he was more trustworthy because they'd have more fun with him, he's too wishy washy though and Adam has to make sure they lose that veto because Dom will then for sure come after them...Jordan says man, this is stressful and her stomach hurts, she's got her heating pad on...Jeff says it's cooler up there too...Jordan says they're going to sleep good...FISH...Jeff wonders why Dom hasn't come up there...Jordan says maybe Dani told him they're sleeping. Jordan says she feels bad for Keith, if she knew he was with them they would have kept him...Jeff says he's cool...Jordan says she thinks he knew he was going home...Jeff says he doesn't want to get too cocky...Jordan doesn't want to be like Jessie and them and then it flip on them...Jeff just wants them to get to jury then it would ease the pain...Jordan says she wants Jeff to win...Jeff does too but baby steps...Jordan says that Shelly told her she wants to see them do good and go far...Jordan told her she's too nice and then Shelly said they'll go after Brenchel before them...Jordan says what Rachel did earlier towards Cassi was uncalled for, she was just stirring up drama and being cocky, she can't do stuff like that, she's going to make a target for herself. Jeff says he doesn't care about that after the golden keys but before that's done, if Brenchel get the veto they're fu**ed...Jordan thinks Cassi would put up Brenchel next week over them...Jordan tells Jeff that she talked to Cassi and apologized on behalf of Rachel...Jeff wonders if the votes did go the way they thought or maybe it was other people...Jordan says something about Porsche...Jeff warns Jordan to not listen to a word she says. Jordan thinks the other side will go after Brendon & Rachel before them...Jeff worries about them getting the veto, they wouldn't even get a chance to play for veto, they have to keep Brenchel around until the key stuff is done...Jordan says Dani will stick with them but she gets annoyed with Rachel sometimes...Jeff says it could go both ways with Dani...there are so many scenarios and what if's...Jordan says they have to go with their gut...Jeff says he wants to go with the numbers not fold whenever someone is nice to them, they're too soft...Jordan says she feels bad sometimes when she talks to Cassi...Jeff says what about Keith? he thought what a f'ing cutie, he's keeping him LOL Jeff says he's started talking to Dom but not game, they have to look out for themselves not Dominic's fun, he won't give a f**k when he evicts them...Jordan says exactly...Jordan says he's fun, it's funny when they talk crap to each other...Jeff says "see, now I feel bad"...Jordan says he can't feel bad, it's a game, Dom was going to put them up...Jeff says Adam was too...Jordan says that he was about to cry...Jeff says that he can read Adam...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks it's a good idea to keep Adam?...Jeff giggles saying he doesn't know. Jordan says Adam & Dom are a toss up but if they think long term Dom is going to stick with Dani and that's a strong team, Dani won't pair up Adam...Jeff says they have to look at votes too and the deals they made...Jordan says Dom would go more with the house...(around the horn they go with scenarios, I am getting serious flashbacks to Jordan's HOH week in 2011 LOL) Jordan suggests talking to Shelly and see her opinion on it, Kalia said that Dom or Cassi needs to go but she doesn't trust Cassi...Jordan goes back to Dom & Adam...Jeff says they look at it logically, that's what they need to do, with not having any feelings on it, that plan is the best...Jeff says on the outside looking in that's what anyone would do even though PT is a little cutie and he'd have more fun with him...they both says "but it's not about fun" Jordan says after the golden keys what if D&D & Brenchel team up against them and Kalia & Shelly, that wouldn't be good, they need to get Adam...FISH… Jeff & the live feeds 2:52 AM Feeds return to Jeff and Jordan who are in bed in the HOH talking game...they are looking at the spy screen...Jeff says he likes it, it is kinda like watching TV, he asks "what's on" LOL Jordan yawns... Jeff says "so this (the spy screen) is what the live feeds are?...oh wait, the live feeds could come in here right?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he thought it was like this too, how pissed would people be if this was the live feeds and they couldn't see anybody and they'd ask "what did I pay for?"... Jeff then says "oh man, so then people are like watching us on the live feeds right now?" Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "they're probably fu**in thinking that we're crazy"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "cuz we just talked about (it) for an hour in circles"(YES Jeff thank you for recognizing what drives me crazy about you two! LOL) Jordan says "so, we don't have anything else better to do" (yeah you do!) Jeff says "and they're like you idiot! it's so simple, why don't you do that"...Jordan says "I know"...back to game talk JeJo picture drawing game/wind down 2:55 - 3:25 AM Game talk is finally over...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to draw pictures, he does ...Jeff gets up and turns off the lights and they banter a little about the blanket & no tossing and turning...they start playing the draw a picture on my back game reminiscent of two games from BB11, the what animal am I game mixed with the draw on my back game... Jordan starts by drawing a heart & arrow for Valentine's day...Jeff is clueless LOL Jordan helps him out but Jeff doesn't like that picture, she's breaking the rules, he says it has to be a picture (huh? LOL it's also mentioned that they did this very thing the night before which we didn't get to see on the feeds) Jordan wants Advil...Jeff says there's none down there, she better go to the DR and get some...Jordan says if she doesn't have any she will die (dramatic! lol)...Jordan gets up and they start talking about the DR...fish...when feeds return they are giggling and Jordan is back in bed (?)...Jordan draws again and tells Jeff it's going to be an animal...Jeff can't get it...Jordan gives a clue about Thailand and Jeff guesses elephant...Jeff says he was going to say that but Jordan hates that shirt (the elephant one) Jeff wants to know where his trunk was? and tries to explain how she should've done it...Jordan says "Jeff, it's my picture" Now it's an animal in the water...Jordan draws...Jeff starts talking about teeth...Jordan giggles saying Jeff always thinks it's teeth...Jeff guesses alligator...ding!...Jordan says it's her turn...Jeff asks for one more, Jordan draws...Jeff can't get it...Jordan says it's in a zoo...Jeff guesses pig and a hippo, he's wrong, he wants to know what is with the squiggly tail? Jeff guesses a camel...no...Jordan says it eats grass and has a long neck...Jeff didn't like the tail LOL Jordan wants one, it's her turn...Jeff mildly protests...Jordan says she's on her period, he has to make her feel better...Jordan says just one picture Jeff draws an animal...Jordan guesses a jellyfish with tentacles...Jeff draws an animal with boxing gloves LOL...Jordan giggles and guesses kangaroo...ding! Jordan says goodnight but asks for one more...Jordan giggles saying she didn't want to say kangaroo because last time he said "a kangaroo? in Africa?" Jeff remembers...Jeff can't think of what to draw...Jordan suggests drawing something from a holiday...Jeff draws and Jordan guesses pumpkin...ding! Jordan says Jeff can stop...Jeff has one more...he draws...Jordan wants a hint...Jeff says there's 8 candles...Jordan guesses Hanukkah...ding! Jeff says yay, you're the best...they start settling in for sleep and banter a little...Jordan says she was so nervous today and was thinking Jeff was going to be so mad at her...Jeff says "no I wasn't"...Jordan says she was thinking he would be and she was worried what others think, she wanted to contribute to the alliance...they discuss the HOH comp... Jeff says "do you believe in positive thinking now?"...Jordan says yeah she said her prayers...Jeff doesn't mean that, he means how they were up there being negative thinking they had no shot (when Dick left) and they thought positively, it came true, they can't get down...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "for now, this is pretty nice"...Jordan says to enjoy it for a week"... Jordan wonders if she overreacted when she won?...Jeff says no because Brendon was screaming too...Jordan laughs...Jeff thinks that everyone watching must've had deja vu...Jordan says yeah, Jeff hit it straight just like last time (she won HOH)...Jeff giggles about Brendon hitting the ball in the bushes...they talk about how they didn't know how funny he is...they say he has the best patience dealing with Rachel...they talk about how Brenchel do everything together, even share the same plate they talk about Brendon more, how smart he is, Jordan says Rachel is too...Jeff says she is? LOL...Jordan says she can have her moments but she's smart...Jordan says Kalia makes the best cabbage, she reminds her of her sister because she's snappy and sleeps a lot...Jeff likes that she fires back...Jordan says she's like Jana with Jeff... Jordan says Maggie is going to be so excited when she sees her...Jeff says "you know Peyton put Maggie up to the TV...100%"...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks if Rachel talked to Julie?...Jordan says no, there was too much to do...Jordan hopes she doesn't have to talk to Julie, she gets nervous...they talk about DR's...fish for a few minutes...feeds return to Jordan and Jeff talking about Jeff's tampon phobia LOL Jeff turns the spy screen off after some struggle...actually BB shut it off because Jeff couldn't figure out how to Jeff says after 8 times pressing the button, he thinks they turned it off because they were thinking "honestly you two stfu and go to sleep" LOL! Jeff goes to the bathroom and returns to bed... Good job today kiss/I love you 3:25 - 3:28 AM Jeff returns to bed and they discuss the Tim McGraw CD and the blanket situation...Jeff says he's never slept on a round bed...Jordan says it reminds her of Austin Powers (me too!) Jeff says "when he's spinning in a circle?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's saying "shall we shag now or shag later?" They decide to finally go to sleep, they get quiet...Jordan says "goodnight"...Jeff says "going to bed?"...Jordan asks if he's going to sleep?...Jeff thinks so, its over, "goodnight love ♥"...he reaches over to Jordan and says "good job today", kisses her... Jordan says "thanks love you"...Jeff says "I love you too" and they go to sleep. Bandaids 2:05 PM Jeff is in the kitchen getting his food ready, they're all talking in the silly Bruno Mars/Super Mario voices...Jordan walks by and Jeff says "Johrdann, how do you feel?"...Jordan answers him (can't hear)...Jeff says "I know, I could tell"... bandaids underneath her top?...Jeff says "no you can see your nipples, it's cool"...Jordan walks away and Jeff says "love ♥ ?"...Jordan says thanks Jeff...Jeff smiles saying "well you asked"...Jordan asks if she should put some?...Jeff says "no! you're good"...Dani says something about it being hot in the DR and then Jeff says in that voice "she's on period, she's very cranky...her friends come to town and she treats me mean and whatever I say I get yelled at" Is Jordan made at Jeff? 2:27- 2:28 PM Jeff is in the kitchen cooking…Jordan wanders into the kitchen and hugs her Jeff asks if Jordan is mad at him? Jordan says no, not at all it’s just that her vagina hurts…Jeff laughs Jordan TMI ;) 8:47 - 8:52 PM Feeds switch to Jordan and Cassi who are in the HOH talking...Rachel walks in and sits down mid conversation...Jordan is talking about her and Jeff's first time, she says that they were just out partying having the best time, then things happened and then the next day she wanted to cry because she didn't want to do it because she didn't know if Jeff really did like her or if it was just part of the show and she remembers being like omg, what did I do? she looked over at Jeff asking if they did it? (she surprised herself)...Jeff said to quit acting dumb, she knows they did, she was all like omg because her hair was all over the place, she called her mom and told her...Rachel can't believe this lol...Jordan says she said "did you like it?"...Jordan said "like yeah" (duh! lol) but she was like mom! (regretful maybe) because she thought she was going to wait. Cassi asks if Jordan knew at that point, was she nervous that Jeff wouldn't stick around?...Jordan says she knew they had that connection, they were good friends but Jeff is good looking, she didn't know if after he would be like this girl is 22 years old, it's long distance and some other girl would come and he'd want her because she's really hot, he could get with her...Rachel says Jordan is hot...Cassi says Jordan's beautiful...Jordan says Jeff could ditch her, you just don't know and you think about that stuff, she was kind of paranoid. Jordan then says that her grandpa taught her that the worst thing is life is jealousy and not just over a relationship but about anything in life, work, school, etc. she learned with Jeff not to be but Jeff makes it easy he doesn't do anything to make her jealous...Rachel says you can tell that Jeff adores Jordan...Jordan says Jeff can be a butthole sometimes but all guys can...Cassi says y'all know you're on the same page...Jordan says she trusts him, she has been embarrassing before though, at her friend's wedding, it was open bar and she had way too much too drink, she was dancing all night and having fun, she doesn't remember the whole night but Jeff said Jordan was so embarrassing, she was dancing wildly, she picked a fight with Jeff saying he had been looking at a girl, Jeff said he didn't know what she was talking about and the next day she woke up in her mom's bed, Jeff wouldn't even talk to her for a day, they got in a fight, he went out to lunch with Peyton LOL Jordan understands saying that she ruined his night because he was babysitting her all night...Rachel says Brendon does that all the time (no doubt!)...Cassi says she doesn't drink tequila anymore because of that...FISH... Snickers hug 10:03 PM Jeff is playing the bean bag toss with Brendon, Dom and Kalia...JJeff is playing the bean bag toss with Brendon, Dom and Kalia...Jordan is eating a Snickers bar and walks over to where Jeff is...Jordan gives some to Jeff, Jeff says it's so good...Jordan sweetly hugs Jeff and then walks away. ordan is eating a Snickers bar and walks over to where Jeff is...Jordan gives some to Jeff, Jeff says it's so good...Jordan sweetly hugs Jeff and then walks away. Dang Jeff looks real good 10:12 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the BY couches with Shelley and Kalia...Jordan says "I listen to my Tim McGraw songs and I look at the picture of the wedding, you know, I get all happy, I see my mom I get all excited"...Shelley says that's nice...Jordan pointing to Jeff says "but I mean, you looked good in that picture, you look real good"...Shelley says it's a great picture of them all...Jeff says "thanks" Jordan says "you do! you got on your blue shirt, he looks good in a suit"...Shelley says all men, most men do, Kalia agrees...Jordan says "Jeff looks like GQ when he's in a suit"... Jordan is about to say she's only seen Jeff in a suit (a couple of times? a few times?) but Shelley cuts her off saying she loved seeing her husband in a suit...Jordan says when she saw Jeff at the wedding, he was sitting with her mom and brother and she was like "dang Jeff looks real good...that's my boyfriend!" JeJo serious game talk 10:38 - 10:55 PM Feeds switch to JeJo who get some alone time to talk in the HOH...they discuss the days events, mostly talk about Rachel and her jealousy of Cassi...talk gets serious when there's a misunderstanding over something Jordan told Cassi...Jeff warns Jordan that she can't say too much...they have a little moment but recuperate quickly... Jordan tells Jeff how Cassi had just come up there and they were talking about everything, just girl stuff and Rachel told Jordan she doesn't trust her, she's just talking to Jordan now because she's HOH...Jordan tries to explain to Jeff how Rachel said something smart when Shelly was talking to Cassi and that's why Cassi came up to the HOH, she felt she had to get away but now Jordan feels like when she talks to Cassi that the others are all watching her and she's getting paranoid that the others think she's flipping... Jeff says Rachel gets paranoid over the littlest thing and Brendon has to calm her down, Jeff says to Jordan "who cares, you can't talk to people?"...Jordan says she is talking, Cassi just came up there and thanked her for talking to her today but she doesn't want to seem two-faced, with Cassi she feels like she can just get away and talk, they were listening to TIm McGraw, her happy music and with Rachel and Dani it's like a strike against Cassi, she doesn't want to tick anybody off... Jordan starts talking about a conversation she had with Cassi about the house and the votes and what Cassi told Shelly about that (confuses me lol)...Cassi misunderstood what Jordan told her and relayed it incorrectly to Shelly...Jeff tells Jordan that Cassi told him downstairs that she felt like such an ass because the whole time she thought it was Adam who flipped his vote which made Jeff wonder if she knew it was Shelly or thinks it's Lawon...Jordan says that Shelly told her to watch what she says because now Cassi thinks it's Lawon who flipped, Jordan tells Jeff she never told Cassi that it wasn't Adam who flipped, she just told Cassi that Adam wasn't with the vets, Cassi took it the other way... Jeff says that Cassi does think it wasn't Adam now...Jeff tells Jordan "well, watch what you say"...pause & stare ...Jordan says "I knooow"...Jeff asks if she realizes the stuff that comes out of her mouth when she says them? to not stir shit up, things were fine the way they were, now Cassi thinks Adam didn't flip, he doesn't want to deal with all that...Jeff repeats what Cassi said, he didn't know what to say to her, he thought Shelly may have told her...Jordan says no...Jeff says to not fu**ing talk like that, to not say anything... Jeff says "do I have to pull a Brendon & Rachel? don't talk unless I'm around?" 🤨 Jordan shuts up Jeff by quietly saying "okay".... Jeff says to just think and it'll be fine, just don't tell anybody anything...Jordan says she told Cassi she felt bad for Dom but she had to put him up...Cassi says that Dom understands and knew he would be going up...Jordan says she likes him but she doesn't trust him and had to put him up...Cassi says Dom figured he'd go up because he was approached by them twice and he wanted to play it out, wouldn't commit...Jeff says that Cassi told him, f**k everybody, it's them, her & Shelly and Jeff wondered wtf Jordan said up in the HOH to her... Jordan insists they were just talking about other stuff...Jeff says he doesn't care, if anyone asks he'll just say Jordan doesn't know anything Jordan says she didn't want to call anyone out...Jeff says they want them to think Adam voted their way so when he works with them he's a target for them too but to not try and fix things, just leave it alone...Jordan says ok...Jeff says Lawon came up to him and wants to roll with them too, now it's like everyone is rolling on their side but let's see how it is when they get in power, it's like the whole house wants to flip now, ratting each other out... Jordan says she won't say anything else, she knows that if Rachel wins HOH next week she's putting Cassi straight up but at least they have Kalia, Cassi thinks it was Kalia who voted the vets way and Jordan told her she didn't know, she told Cassi that she voted to evict Keith because he was a threat to her...Jeff asks why Cassi thinks that Adam was the vote?...Jordan tries to explain their convo again and they discuss what might happen if they figure out the votes, Jeff just doesn't want them thinking it's Shelly...Jordan agrees and says they don't know who it is... Jordan says that's all she wanted to say...Jeff says ok...Jordan suggests what Jeff should do if he's outside and Cassi is trying to trick Rachel into saying how people voted...Jeff sighs and then smiles sweetly at Jordan… Jordan says alright...Jeff asks if she wants him to leave?...Jordan says she just wanted to tell him that...Jordan asks if he's mad at her?...Jeff says "no, I'm not mad, what do you want me to do?"...Jordan says "well you scare me when I think you're mad at me"...Jeff doesn't get it LOL Jeff starts talking game again, he hopes the veto stays the same, he told Adam to ease up on that veto...Jordan says she talked to Adam too...they talk about talking to Shelly about the veto also...Jeff says they can just win it and not have to worry about anything...Jeff says he's bohred...Jordan is too...Jeff says he hasn't been snacking but there are so many snacks...back to game...Jeff says they are in a good position right now of course because they're HOH...they talk about the votes again...Jeff says if they get rid of Dom then Cassi can go after Lawon/Kalia if she thinks they voted the vets way...Jeff says then they'll get back Dani... Jordan says "Daniele seems like the type that'll stab you in the back" (yep!) Jeff says it's because she hasn't played yet, of course she's going to play for herself...Jordan thinks she'll go after Brenchel, she annoys them...Jeff says that's good but not if they win the veto...Jordan says that Brenchel work well together, they're good partners...Jeff sighs again and says he's tired...Jordan says she doesn't know why, she doesn't feel like sitting out there, she likes it up in the HOH...Jeff says he knows but they can't...Jordan asks why?...Jeff asks if they're going to be "those guys"...Jordan says she is tonight...Jeff says fine but they both can't be...Jordan says she listened to her music for 10 mins... Jeff says she has an excuse, she's cramping, you can't relax in there, people are always sneaking around and then they'll call them big shots coming down from the HOH...Jordan says "oh be quiet, you're thinking about it too much"...Jeff says he isn't, it's just how it is...Jordan says she's so tired for no reason...Jeff is too...Jordan says she slept real good last night...Jordan turns and they banter about her back (inside joke)...Jeff looks at the spy screen saying it reminds him of TV, there's nothing on...Jordan says nobody is ever in the purple room...Jordan giggles and Jeff asks why?...Jordan explains that it just makes her laugh, the thing about Rachel not speaking without Brendon...feeds switch... Lonely hot tub 11:57 PM Jordan is sitting with her feet soaking in the hot tub...Jeff is sitting chatting on the couches with the others...Jeff gets up and says he's going to shower up...Jordan says "are you?"...Jeff says yep...Jordan says "come here"...Jeff starts walking away saying "what?"...Jordan says "ok go"...Jeff says "why do you always do that?"...Jordan shakes her head and says I don't know...Jeff says something else inaudible and Jordan says "ok go upstairs"...feeds switch...

July 9 JeJo POV & TAR troubles 2:38 AM - 2:42 AM JeJo, Brenchel & Kalia are by the HT talking about the POV comp...Jeff says that they (him & Jor) would have just got done right now LOL! Kalia says it looked hard...Jeff says that they needed a moral booster because they couldn't even get the "O" so Jordan finally took the "O" and put it on the bottom left, Jeff was like do you see the bricks are going like this? no? ok so let's just get the "V", get some kind of victory out of this so Jeff gave her a big right side piece and she took it and put it all the way on the left "V" and he was like (omg)... Jeff looks at Jordan sweetly...Brendon and Jeff laugh about the comp, how they were tied together...Jeff thought the whole thing was a disaster and he looked over and Brenchel was done, he thought thank God...Jeff wanted the f**k outta there...Kalia leaves... Jeff then looks at Jordan and says "and then Jordan doesn't talk to me" :( ...Brendon says Jeff is just a competitive person...Jeff says she knows, they almost killed each other on TAR, they separated them o_O Rachel says they wouldn't be good...Jordan disagrees...Brendon says they just argue through it, he doesn't know how they'd do because Rachel doesn't like to listen to him and she has the worst sense of direction...Jeff says he has the worst sense of direction and Jordan doesn't like to listen to him...Jeff says if he says something, she wants to do the opposite thing...Brendon says that's Rachel, he's starting to see a pattern here...Jeff says me too...Jordan really thinks they'd do well, they're good competitors...Brendon says that's not all the game is about...they start talking game… Jeff throws balls at Dom 5:02 AM - 5:05 AM Jordan has been up in the middle of the night cleaning, doing laundry, etc. She comes back to bed, they settle in after Jeff goes to pee...Dom is snoring like crazy...Jeff can't take it, reaches inside his bedside drawer and throws a ball at him, he chuckles and Jordan laughs...Jeff says "wtf?"...the snoring continues...Jeff reaches in again and throws another ball right at his head LOL! Jordan laughs again...Dom wakes up, reaches for his head and says "oh man was I snoring?"...JeJo laugh...Dom said something cracked him in the head just now and he was like wtf?...JeJo crack up more and they start the "who dat" routine...Dom says it hit him right at the top of his head, it was a great shot :) Jordan giggles and coughs...they settle into sleep...about 15 minutes later Jeff throws yet another ball at Dom...where is he getting this endless supply of balls? ;) balls aka plastic lemons Quick cuddle & chat 11:19 AM - 11:24 AM Jeff is laying in bed...Jordan is looking for something in the drawers...Porsche comes over to talk game with Jeff...Jordan changes into her bathing suit...Porsche finishes up...Jeff looks over at Jordan and says "yay"...they clasp hands and Jeff pulls her down onto the bed...Jordan says she was on a cleaning rampage last night...Dom comes in and says it's past 11 and leaves...Jeff says something about "Big Jeff"...Jordan says it looks like Jeff is wearing a dress :) Jeff says he likes it... Porsche leaves...Jeff says this (going to bed) at 3 or 4 in the morning has got to stop...Jordan says the other night she went to bed early and slept well but was woken up, she's used to going to bed early...Jordan says it's pretty outside and then lays down to cuddle with Jeff... Jordan says she finally did laundry...Jeff says "yay"...Jordan says her BB bag stunk so bad...Jordan asks if today is Saturday?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and then is called to the DR...Jeff mumbles "f**k" and leaves... Pool kiss 1:51 pm @1:51:30pm Jordan hugs Jeff and kisses him on the cheek in the pool. :) Game talk continues between JeJo, Dom & Brendon… Pool hug 2:08 pm @2:08:25pm Jordan hugs Jeff from behind just before they get out of the pool :) JeJo game talk in the pool 2:51 PM - 2:57 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are talking game in the pool...hard to hear at first and then audio focuses in on them... Jeff goes over what's been going on in the house...Jordan says "I think they're stupid" LOL They talk about who they should get rid of and who they could possibly trust, they say they trust Cassi more than Dom...they talk about house gossip and supposedly they're the next targets...Jordan says that's stupid, Brenchel are bigger targets...they discuss strategy about who to get rid of from each couple and general game moves...they can't believe what Dom was saying to them earlier...Jeff says "you're gonna win next HOH" ;) Jordan is concerned that she'll look like an idiot during the Veto puzzle comp...Jeff says BB will show him yelling so he'll look like an idiot...Jordan whispers yeah...Jeff then says "why do you do that? why do you get so upset that you make me look like a fu**ing idiot too...can't we be just be idiots together and not have everyone know?" LOL feeds switch... Cute JeJo pool time 3:00 PM - 3:09 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the pool...they are talking game about who is going btw Keith and Porsche, how many people are left after Thursday...Jordan is surprised nobody is out there, maybe they don't want to mess up their hair & makeup for DR's...Jeff laughs at how Kalia was overly dressed up, BB just doesn't want them looking like scumbags...Jordan doesn't trust Lawon...Jeff says for Jordan not to talk to Kalia, it will get back to him... Jeff asks if Jordan is working out today?...Jordan says probably, they talk about a certain exercise...Jeff says it's Jordan's fave...Jordan says it's pilates, she likes watching Danielle do her workout...Jeff says he would want to workout with her because he would die LOL Jordan says Dani's backside is nice, they agree she's toned. Jeff says his abs are killing him...he did a girly workout with Cassi & Dom, he likes it, they'll do aerobics tonight, Jordan can lead the class...Jordan says me?...Jeff giggles...Jeff inches over to where she is...Jordan says she wishes she had smaller legs, she has big ones...inside joke...Jeff says "what are these?"...Jordan says "hamhocks" LOL Jeff laughs Jordan says she tries...Jeff says "whaddya talking about? you're good" :) Jordan says no, they're big...Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan starts holding up Jeff with her legs...Jordan wonders if the mirrors make you look bigger?...Jeff say yeah...Jordan asks if he's just saying that?...Jeff says "no, I'm fatty in these"...Jordan says he's lying...Jeff says they're like circus mirrors...Jordan helps keep Jeff afloat... Jordan says her legs are cellulite city...Jeff says he has back fatville LOL...Jordan giggles saying he doesn't...Jordan holds Jeff up... Jordan says everybody has cellulite though...Jordan laughs about the POV comp, what if he did the puzzle and she ran holding him up...Jeff says it wouldn't have helped either way...Jordan starts spinning Jeff around and he laughs saying it feels like she's teaching him how to swim...they giggle and continue clasping hands and being cute ♥ Jeff then floats with Jordan just holding his feet...FISH... Feeds return with them talking about floating...JeJo debate over whether Jordan can...Jordan says her mom can't even float...she demonstrates how her mom "swims" in the pool...Jeff says she looks like a little wet cat LOL Adam joins them... Recalling Technotronics 5:35 PM - 5:37 PM Jeff is on the elliptical...he asks Jordan if she's doing abs?...chatter amongst the HG's...Adam & Shelly recount the technotronics fight w/ Russell...Adam says "technotronics, you spelled technotronics"...Shelly says "dude, you spelled shotgun!"...Adam says "when you think of a good one, come back to me"...Adam tells Jeff he must hate that they throw those lines back at him...Jeff says he doesn't mind...Keith says it was the best thing on the whole show...Shelly says he was just picking a fight...Adam says in Russell's DR he admitted it...Jeff says he's a cool guy...Adam asks if they made up?...Jeff says yeah, right away, in the jury house he was his best friend, he actually owes him a bottle of vodka because the 49'ers beat the bears and they bet on it one day :) JeJo workout - You love me? 6:40 PM - 6:48 PM JeJo are working out...Jeff with Adam, Jordan with Dani & Kalia...Jordan pauses while talking to Dani...Jordan and Kalia talk...Jeff and Dani discuss an exercise...Jordan is resting in between exercises...Jeff asks "love, how do you feel?"...Jordan says "good"...Jeff says she's tan...Jordan says she tans easy...Jeff comes over to where she is and pretends to step on her, they hold hands and then Jeff squats down above her...Jordan giggles thinking he was going to put his butt on her face...Jeff touches her belly...Jordan says she can't get "it" away...Jeff says she looks skinny...Jordan says she's bloated from her period...Jeff says gross. LOL Jordan stands up...Dani says she gains 5 lbs during hers...Jeff says "and super crabby, 5 lbs of crabby"...Jordan hugs Jeff from behind and says "you love me?"... Jeff says "no I don't"...Jordan says "yes you do!" Jeff giggles...Jordan hugs Jeff's belly... and lets go...they see the exercise Dani is doing and Jeff says Jordan should do those...Jordan does... Jeff goes back to his weights and then looks over at Jordan and giggles...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "touch your toe!"...Jeff can't take his eyes off of her...Jordan says "turn around"...Jeff says "no, I want to see"...a little chatter as they continue...Jordan sings the big booty song, she imitates Rachel's silliness super cute! Jeff does one more set of reps...feeds switch… Love how do you feel? 6:43 PM Just after the 6:43pm mark Jeff looks over at Jordan who is relaxing during her workout and says "love, how do you feel?" :) Jordan says "good"... Cute bathroom talk - smells like Jordan 7:42 PM - 7:46 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the bathroom...Jeff says he's playing with Jordan's stuff, he brushes his hair lol...Jordan is putting on makeup...Jeff asks what she's getting all done up for?...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff says "you just like to look good once in awhile?" LOL Jordan says yesterday she just laid around...Jeff says he'll put jeans on too to not make her look left out...Jordan says no, he just wants to wear them...Jeff says he does, he only brought a couple pairs of shorts so he doesn't want to wear the same thing everyday, he wants to mix it up...Jeff asks what she wants for dinner?...Jordan will eat a salad...Jeff wants to just make what he wants to eat and not cook for everybody, it's too much of a production ;) Jordan says the stuff she's using, you can sleep in it and your face won't break out...Jeff is smelling her stuff...Jordan says that's deodorant...Jeff says "it smells like you" ♥ Jordan says she should try it, it works...Jeff says "Elizabeth Arden" why does he know that?...Jordan thinks maybe her mom uses it...Jeff says "do they sell furniture" LOL Jordan says no, it's makeup...Jordan asks if Jeff smelled her spray?...Jeff smells it... ...and says "yeah, this is you, this is what you smell like"...Jordan asks "do you think of me every time you smell it?"...Jeff says yes...they giggle about the hairbrush that Jeff is now using that is Jordan's, he was using someone else's before :/ Jordan sings "big booty"...Adam walks in and they do the Adam growl, talk about the POV comp and he leaves...Jeff then leaves shortly after… Dom wants to end up with a girl like Jordan 8:28 PM - 8:33 PM Jordan, Dom & Rachel are by the pool chatting...they're talking about motorcycles...Dom has a Honda and used a Ducati for "filming"...Jordan asks what that is?...Dom says it's an Italian motorcycle, equal to a Ferrari in a car but they're cheap...Jordan warns Dom that he better be careful on a street bike, they're dangerous, she's surprised her mom let him have one...Dom says his dad bought it for him...Rachel says Jordan reminds her of her best friend Sarah, Danny's wife, the more she gets to know her, she's like her best friend from high school, just a nice, good girl...Jordan asks how they met? Rachel starts to say but Jordan says she knows Danny, he was in an older grade than her sister, he's cute...Rachel says he's really cute...Dom says "I want to end up with a girl that has your personality Jordan" :) Rachel says "aww"...Dom says just a sweet, like nice, just a genuinely nice person, it's hard for her to be mean right?...Jordan says no, it's not, she really can be mean...Rachel guffaws over that one...Dom says "mean like shut up! is that mean to you?" Jordan says she's serious, she can really be mean, she's being for real, her brother told his mom he's more scared of her than his mom...Jordan says here is not real life, it's stupid but in real life she lets things get to her, she can have a temper, ask Jeff, he thinks sometimes she's the biggest "you know what", she can be, not towards other people but she gets real moody...Dom is chuckling saying that just the fact Jordan said "you know what" instead of bitch proves she's just a nice girl...Rachel agrees and says she's the opposite, she's more bitchy in the house over real life...Jordan says she would have been the same way Rachel was last year, she had her guard up because people were attacking Rachel, her appearance, didn't they see how she bumped Russell? she did that, if someone makes fun of you you feel like crap, they're trying to get a rise out of you but if you think about it you'll probably never see these people again, you may at functions but who cares. Rachel admits she came in there with her defenses up...Dom admits he came in thinking Rachel would be a certain way too, he's wrong...Jordan admits that her mom told her she didn't want her to do the show, she had a bad feeling about it...Rachel says her mom was bawling, saying don't do it, she wouldn't watch it...Jordan thinks her mom will watch... Rachel's not so sure, her mom cried every day last summer :( Dom says his mom didn't want him to do it either, they would exploit him...Jordan says they have nothing to worry about this year, people are different, they're not going to be all like "omg Dominic, you're a model, you're so stupid" LOL Dom laughs, says she sees what she's saying...Jordan says not to stress...Dom says it's fun, just to go with it...Jordan says she almost wishes if she's one of the 1st 4 out, she'd want to go to sequester too and have the summer off...Rachel says that would suck, she wouldn't want to do that, 90 days...feeds switch... Washing dishes love 8:56 PM - 8:59 PM Jeff is cooking dinner...Jordan is cleaning up...Jordan asks if she can wash a plate near where Jeff is cooking?...Jeff says to hold on...Jordan finds something else to wash...a couple minutes go by and then Jeff says "hey love ♥ you wanna wash this?" :) Jordan takes it and Jeff says "thank you"... Bean bag hugs and kiss 9:45 - 9:53 PM Jeff and Jordan play the bean bag game with Keith and Kalia...Jeff is heard telling Jordan "that was cute" and she kisses him...they high five...they continue playing and flirting...funny moment when Kalia doesn't realize she's playing with Jeff (he's kidding), Jeff tells her that she's got a 2 hour ban from playing this game with Big Jeff LOL @9:51:35pm Jeff reaches over and pinches Jordan's cheek...Jordan hugs Jeff sweetly & kisses him...Jeff (Cam 2) grabs and holds Jordan's butt ;) ... They keep playing one more round, they decide they're done...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to play pool?...Jordan wants to hug him ;) ...Jeff asks "what's up?" Jordan says "she's feeling"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan doesn't say and they walk back to where the others are. First JeJo hammock time 10:36 PM - 10:40 PM Feeds switch to JeJo who are in the hammock facing each other... Jordan says "old memories" :) Jordan says she's not used to everybody being outside, last time it was just them being outside...Jeff says he's pooped and doesn't know why...Jordan is too, she says it's the workout and the food...Jeff asks himself if he pooped? yes, he did LOL Jordan says she did twice (these two!) Jordan says it's good they're tired...Jeff says he gets a 2nd wind at 11:30...Jeff wonders what time it is?...Jordan says probably midnight, 11:30...they talk to Adam for a sec...Jordan yawns...Jordan looks like she wants to say something to Jeff but stops herself, then she asks what Jeff thinks the boys are doing back at home on a Sunday?...Jeff says he doesn't know, maybe by Melendez...Jordan says "in the garage singing?" :) Jeff smiles yeah...Jeff says they might be there now...Jordan asks when they leave?...Jeff says it's goes late sometimes...Jordan knows this ;) Jeff says it depends on the how the singing session is going...Jordan smiles asking if Vit Tan Don is there?...Jeff says he might be there earlier but then he goes to the clubs...Jordan says "gotcha" Jordan says Kalia reminds her of her sister Jana, she asks Jeff if he thinks so?...Jeff says hmm, not really LOL Jordan yawns again saying she can't wait for bed...feeds switch :/ First hammock time continues 10:58 PM - 11:03 PM Feeds return to JeJo on the hammock... Jeff is talking about fishing all day...Jordan says something about going somewhere private...Jeff says deep sea would be awesome, crack some beers on the boat...Jordan says remember when they went fishing and Jeff had to hook her bait for her because it was gross and she kept throwing at the pelican...Jeff asks didn't she start doing them though?...Jordan shivers at how gross it was, you stick in the eyeballs...Jeff says you get used to it...Jeff asks if Donavon came with them?...Jordan says no, his friend Brian, his wife and Eddie and then at night Bob came over!...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says it was fun...Jeff agrees it was fun, Bob wanted to fish again this last time but Jeff didn't go but he will go after this time... Jordan says she really liked Brian's place...Jeff says it's awesome...Jordan says it was cool, the balcony was quiet, the wind, the ocean...Jeff says having jams up there...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it's the best...Jordan liked it...Jeff says he has a kitchen up there...Jordan says he's lucky to find something like that with a kitchen upstairs...Jeff says he bought it, it came like that, he put the big screen up there though...Jordan says he took a picture of the sunset, it was nice...Jordan says they can do that again, Jeff can go fishing, she'll lay out...Jeff says they'll rendezvous at 6 :) Jordan says they'll eat their fish, she'll eat a burger or hot dog...Jeff says an in and out burger?...Jordan says no, they need to grill, well Jeff does... Jordan says she liked that beach, that one restaurant they went to was the only one that made sweet tea...Jeff isn't sure...Jordan explains which one, it was in Hermosa on the promenade...Jeff knows now, they ate inside...Jordan says it was really hot...Jeff says he ate eggs Benedict, he always eats that on vacation cuz it's fat, he's a fatty on vacation, he's always a fatty...Jordan says she wouldn't mind going back to that Loew's hotel (in Miami) it was fun...Jeff says Miami isn't that nice...Jordan says the pool was fun though...Jeff says it's 600 bucks a night, get real...Jordan knows, she's playing with Jeff's leg... Jordan says they can go on a cruise...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she can talk to Stewie...Jeff says he can cruise it up...Jordan asks if he's ever gone on one in November?...Rachel joins them asking if they're having a romantic evening?...Jordan immediately says no :/ Jeff says they're talking about what if they had a free day tomorrow, what would they do around here...Rachel sits down to tell hers... Quick JeJo banter 11:26 - 11:28PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with Brenchel, Porsche & Lawon...they're talking about what each of them would do if BB gave them a free day in or around LA to do whatever the want (within reason)...Lawon starts to say his but is a little confused with details...in the midst of this conversation, Jordan whispers to Jeff that his teeth look white LOL...Jeff says "so do yours, is that what you wanted me to say?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says "oh thanks" :) He reaches over and puts his hand on Jordan's leg... They continue talking about this and then Jeff suggests them going outside to talk on the couch and be cool :P they head out... Cam 1 Jeff asks why are they inside? what are they gross? Jordan says "no, it's just you" Jeff, in a cute tone, says "you're gross" Jordan, in high pitched tone, says "I'm just kidding" Jeff says "fatty" :P Jordan uhhh's.... Jeff giggles... Jordan says "you're cut off" Jeff says "you called me Fatty Schroeder 50 times" Audio switches here and Jordan says something inaudible... Jeff says "no, don't ban me" Jordan says "I know, cuz you get me" she giggles...(aww :) )

July 12 Jeff snuggles into Jordan 12:50 AM - 12:55 AM Crappy camera work once again :/ but Jeff heads to the candy room where Jordan and Kalia are...Jeff gets on top of their bed and says Jordan elbowed him...Jordan says she didn't know it was Jeff...Jeff says "who would it be" (good point lol)...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff jokingly says "what?" and kisses her arm. Jeff sits down and they talk about the tournament going on outside, a mini triathalon, Jeff won and he's so excited :) Kalia says her and Jordan were having a talk...Jeff touches Jordan's chest and says "do you want me to sign your boob the triathalon champ?"...Jeff says it was pretty fun, he likes games...Kalia says the name of the game is how they can entertain themselves every night...Jeff says that game was way better than the big booty game they played with the booty shaking and spoon licking...Kalia says Jeff insulted her spoon LOL Jeff says the spoon licking was the worst thing ever...as Kalia keeps talking Jeff snuggles into Jordan's neck and blows raspberry kisses :) ...Kalia wonders what the noise is and Jordan says it's Jeff...Kalia keeps talking and Jeff goes in for another snuggle & kiss... Jeff sits up and starts rubbing Jordan's arm, he asks them what they were talking about?...Jordan says everything, Jeff won't be able to keep up because you know, she talks a lot LOL! Kalia ahh's and says that they were talking about the POV comp, she felt so sad for Jordan...Jeff says Jordan was mad at him...Kalia knew that once it wasn't going well she thought Jordan was going to cry...Jordan says she was going to...Jeff just looks at Jordan so sweetly... Jordan says she's terrible at puzzles, she's not going to lie...they talk a bit more about the comp and Jeff admits he's too competitive and gets too excited out there but in end everything turned out alright. They talk about making a medal for the triathlon champ...Jeff is puttering around, grabs a cigarette and then farts...Kalia tells him to not fan it this way, she's not his girlfriend and shouldn't be subjected to his farts LOL Jeff smells Jordan's eye patch and says "Love! ♥ "...Jordan asks if it smells good...they chat about how drunk Rachel is and then Jeff leaves... First time Jeff tweeted 1:09 PM Jeff is outside smoking and chatting with the other HG's...Rachel is saying she hopes she gets to do an HOH tweet...Adam says he won't know what to do, he doesn't have twitter...Jeff says the first time he used twitter was in the house, he didn't know what the f**k it was either, so he ran out of room and he was like dude? what is this thing? what's going on?...BB told him to just write, there's no feedback so he wrote "today's nice" :) "I like this" and then he wrote more and he told them he was out of room, it was very complicated but not… JeJo game talk & kiss 1:48 AM - 1:57 AM Feeds finally switch to JeJo who are in bed whispering game.. They talk about Adam and how he's really not on their side...Jeff says "this motherf**ker is not on our side"...Jeff says he told them that he's still on the fence and Jeff told him it was ok because they know how many votes they have so if the vote goes a certain way they will know how each person voted...Jeff says he just wants to get through...Jordan says yeah...they then talk about Porsche, how it's better to keep her...Jeff gets up to shut the door...they talk about Kalia and how they really think she's with them, how she offered herself up. Jeff then does the cutest thing, he signals Jordan to give him a kiss by puckering his lips twice...Jeff lifts up his head and Jordan kisses him ♥ Jeff says hopefully they win HOH...they talk about it maybe being an elimination type comp, they want to take out Lawon, Cassi and Dom...Jordan relates a convo Kalia had with Lawon that Kalia told her...Jordan says Lawon goes with the power...Jeff says Dom has to go first then Cassi will have nowhere to go but with Shelley and he hates talking long term but Dani is in the best set up in the house, she's safe for 4 weeks and everyone likes her, definitely one of those three (L,C,D) has to go...they start stealth whispering, it's hard to hear but it's all game related...Jordan lays back down and says she knows they're going up if they don't win :( Feeds switch… JeJo talk w/Porsche & GN kiss 2:52 AM - 3:08 AM Feeds switch to the candy room...Porsche comes in the room and starts telling JeJo about what just went on with Cassi. Porsche vents to them and Jeff seems generally confused about the whole thing. LOL @ the 3:04am mark Jordan puts her arm over Jeff's chest and signals she wants to say goodnight...they give each other a kiss and Jeff says "goodnight love" ♥ They each get in their position to sleep...Jeff reaches over Jordan to check how much room she has on her side...Jordan giggles and says "scoot over?"...Jeff says yeah...she scoots and Jeff arranges his cover, he tells Jordan that's why she sweats (too many covers)...they say goodnight to Porsche and she says goodnight...they chat some more and then Porsche thanks JeJo for listening to her, it's hard for her because she's alone and they are lucky to have each other...Jeff hmm's and Jordan says "shut up" LOL Porsche giggles and says Jeff knows it ;) Jordan tells Jeff he's rubbing his feet...Jeff says he's rocking...Porsche asks if that is what that noise is?...Jordan says Jeff always does that...Jeff says he doesn't even know he does it...they finally quiet down to sleep… JeJo sunbathing 12:55 - 1:03 PM Feeds (sort of) switch to JeJo who are sunbathing on the beach chairs...the other HG's are starting the trial of missing Franklin the turtle ;) ...Brendon gets called to the DR which they say is excellent timing, court will adjourn at 3pm...they leave...Jeff says to Jordan "they're taking over...they stole my idea"...Jordan asks if he's mad?...Jeff says no. Jordan says her stomach is hurting...Jeff says "oh boy here we go"...Jordan says she knows...she then yells out to Porsche asking her if she said had a heating pad...Porsche says Jordan can use the smaller one, put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and it will stay warm for 2-4 hours...Jordan says "ok cool", she tells Jeff she's going to need it tonight...feeds switch to Porsche & return just after the 1:00pm mark Cam 3/4 The others are back talking about the Franklin trial again...they leave and Jordan says "ahh, they're funny"...they go back to sunbathing...Jordan says something about them being out there alone and Jeff says they don't like them, everybody hates them...Jordan says they don't...Shelley comes out and Jeff says "here comes a friend"...Jordan asks if she's going to lay out...Shelley says she doesn't want to burn, she asked for some SPF 15 lotion, other than laying out all she can do is sit there and smoke and she doesn't want to do that...Jeff says he knows, that's the worst...Jeff says they need 45?...Shelley says they asked for 15 the bronzer...Jeff says the bronzer stuff is like a laser. Jeff pokes Jordan in the boob and then pulls down her hat a little :) he says he needs to pee...Jordan says he better go pee...Shelley asks about the CD player, can it be brought down?...they tell her no...Jordan says whoever is next HOH needs to ask for batteries beforehand...Jeff goes inside to pee… Is your sandwich done love? 1:25 - 1:27 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen getting their lunch ready when BB calls an outdoor lockdown...Jordan starts rushing to get her sandwich done...Jeff looks over at her and says "is your sandwich done love ♥ ?" Jordan says "I'm hurryin"...they finish up their food and head outside… Spilling water on Jordan 3:04 PM Jeff and Kalia are laying by the pool, they're chatting with Jordan, who is on the lounger, about tea...Jordan and Jeff love the tea Kalia made, it was so good...Jeff and Kalia decide to go make some more...they get up...Jeff says that they'll make tea, weigh themselves and nap and that will be his afternoon. Jeff puts his towel on the weight bench for when he comes back to work out...he walks by the lounger and spills a bit of water on Jordan...she giggles...Jeff practically pours the rest of his water on her and she laughs...Jeff says "it's war" :) ...he goes inside... Jordan is bored 3:55 - 3:57 PM Jordan, Jeff, Kalia and Dani are in the candy room...Dani throws a ball onto Dom through the little hole in the wall and BB warns her to stop that!...Dani tries to pin it on Jeff...Jeff says if Dom throws that on his face he's going to snap his spine...Jeff is getting sleepy...Dani says it's awfully quiet. Jordan gets up, she's restless...Jeff says "where you going love?" ♥ Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says she's "bowhed" (Peyton style)...Jordan says she's going crazy in there, she can't take it...Jordan says maybe she'll go sit in the LR...Jeff asks how that's entertaining to her?...Jordan says maybe she'll go do crunches or go in the purple room or do something, she's just bored...Jeff says "you're getting irritated because your little friend's coming"...Jordan says that is true...Jeff says that's exactly what it is...Jordan leaves...Jeff says "so my best move is to stay away..Kalia laughs...Dani says "and nap?"...Jeff says "yeah, because my mouth will only get me into trouble"... Ello love (2nd time) 6:21 PM Jeff and Jordan are up in the HOH with the others talking about the prices of the decorative items in the HOH room...Jordan is laying on the bed, Jeff is on the couch...Jeff gets up to put on some lotion, comes back to sit down and in a British accent says to Jordan "Ello love ♥ ...did you sleep at all?"...not sure what Jordan says here but she mmm, hmm's...Jeff says she didn't sleep by him :) Hard to hear again but Jordan says something about how Jeff was already sleeping. Shelley says Jeff's face got burnt today...Jeff says he can feel it, he put lotion on too Super cuteness in the HOH 6:28 PM - 6:38 PM The HG's are up in the HOH chatting...just before the 6:29pm mark Jeff, who is laying on the couch, says to Jordan who is sitting on the HOH bed... Jeff "you dont like me anymore" Jordan "yes I do, you don't like me" Jeff " yeah I've been crawling all over you and you leave me alone" Jordan "no.....come here" Jeff "no" Jordan giggles and gets up moving over to where Jeff is, she tells Jeff she looks tan...Jeff says she's super tan... Cam 1 goes to them briefly and then back to Cam 2 Jordan sits by Jeff putting his legs over her, she starts rubbing his leg...Jordan tells Jeff he looks burnt...Jeff says he knows, he is...Jordan asks him if he put anything?...Jeff says he didn't on his legs but on his face he did and it feels burnt...Jeff says Jordan got red too, the sun's strong, you gotta watch out...they talk a little about grooming products and Jeff says BB took everything...Jordan lays down next to/on Jeff and says his pants smell good LOL Cam 1 Cuteness ensues ♥ when the cam pans in on them Cam 1/2 Jordan sits up, the HG's look up at the spyscreen and talk about the CD player... Jordan rubs Jeff's foot and leg...they get quiet while the others talk...Jeff is getting sleepy...Dani asks him if he slept before...Jeff tells her he did for a little bit but Porsche was making noise whispering to Dani, it was the worst, he woke up and left and 2 seconds later she was right behind him asking hey, what's going on, he wanted to tell her before if she wanted to go to the kitchen she should have gone before and he could have gone back to sleep...they giggle...Jeff smiles at Jordan saying he's not annoyed by anything. Cam 1 just before the 6:36pm mark Jordan lays back down and more cuteness ♥ Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and pats her head with it signaling she wants her head rubbed...Jeff says he's too tired, he caresses Jordan's chin and says something inaudible which causes them to smile at each other... Jeff says the sun is draining...they continue laying together contentedly for awhile... Do you love me kiss 6:42 PM Jeff and Jordan continue being cozy on the couch in the HOH...Jordan sits up and tells Jeff that she's going to just eat a salad or should she wait because Jeff wants to eat?...Jeff says he ate already, pizza and cereal before he came up to the HOH...Jordan tells Jeff about a flossing tool she brought same as the one she got in her HOH basket...Jeff just takes Jordan all in :) ...Jordan asks him "what?" twice... ...Jordan shakes her head and lays on Jeff's chest asking him "you love me?"...Jeff hums no...Jordan says "yes you do"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "yeah" and they kiss and continue cuddling… Head rub talk w/Rachel 7:35 PM - 7:46 PM Jeff returns to the HOH, he sits down and positions himself on the couch leaning on Jordan, she rubs Jeff's head while they talk to Rachel. Jordan’s ghetto walk 11:10 - 11:15 PM Dom teaches Jordan to walk ghetto...he explains she needs to walk with her left knee looking like it hurts...Jordan says she already walks like that kind of LOL She demonstrates how she walks...Dom says it's not tough enough so he shows her again and off she goes! haha Dom then says she has to swing her arm too, like she's swatting something...Lawon helps out too...she adds more emphasis...Dom says it's perfect! he's gotta go get Jeff...Jordan says "gangsta"...Dom opens the sliding glass door and tells Jeff to come over and look Jordan real quick...they laugh Jordan adds a little hand sign at the end and Dom cracks up...Shelley joins in on the action and does her walk...Jordan gets into even more...Lawon cracks up...then Keith joins in with his advice and the D/L/S/J do their walk simultaneously...they all get into and there are lots of laughs...Dom gives the second part of his tutorial and then Jordan makes everyone crack up when she says "whassup Shelly, Im'ma grab my junk" 😂

July 21 Move to be with Jeff? 12:16 - 12:18 AM Jordan is up in the HOH talking to Dani, Kalia, Porsche and Rachel...they're talking about doing a prank on Jeff...suddenly Rachel asks Jordan if she will try to move to Chicago to be with Jeff or move there (LA) if he moves there?...Jordan says "I don't know"...Porsche says she thinks they should move to LA because Chicago gets so cold...Jordan is about to say "we gotta" and she gets interrupted by Porsche asking about one of her pics...Jordan goes back to it saying she doesn't know, she'll figure, they gotta talk after the show you know? figure out what's going on...topic turns to tampons and toxic shock syndrome… Jordan’s last HOH bedtime 1:24 - 1:34 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in bed talking game...Jeff thinks they are good with Kalia...Jordan tells Jeff about the talk she had with Shelly and how everyone wants Brendon & Rachel out  Jordan asked her what if they won the veto?...Jeff says if they won they would use it, if someone put B&R up and they took themselves off then either they or D&A would go up...Jordan hopes Lawon doesn't get it because she doesn't know where his heads at, there's no new information, she asks what Adam said?...Jeff says they had a talk and he wants Kalia out of there, he hates floaters and Jeff told him he agreed with most of what he said...they talk about Porsche a little, apparently she doesn't want to go to jury house and spend the summer there, she'd rather hang with her friends, who says that? that's part of BB, voting to see who wins... Jeff asks if he talked to Cassi?...Jeff says not really, just about ATWFF, no game talk...Jordan says Shelly is so nice...Jeff says she busted her ankle so he told her to relax and stop moving...Jordan says that Shelly said she would never vote them out...Jordan is leaning towards Adam because you can read his face whereas they never know what Dom is thinking...Jeff says he thinks they're in a good position...Jordan says that Cassi advised her to make a bold move and put themselves on the block so at least they'd be guaranteed to play in the POV (UMM well that advice SUCKED) ...Jeff says "f**k that...no way" They debate who between Brendon and Rachel would best be left in the house once they're singles...Jordan likes Brendon around just because he's funny...Jordan says that she voiced her suspicions of Dani to Shelly, she's likable, she planted that seed...Jeff says she's going to get far and so is Shelly...palm trees...feeds return to them being quiet...Jordan gets up to use the bathroom and the feeds switch off Jejo and don't return… Yet another butt pinch 2:54 PM Jeff, Jordan & Brenchel are in the candy room talking about random stuff...JeJo are in the bed closest to the far wall...Jeff reaches over and pinches Jordan's butt oww JeJo Back drawings 2:56 - 3:05 PM Feeds return from palm trees...Jordan is getting ready to scratch Jeff's back...Jeff lays down the opposite way Jordan wants so she asks why they always have to do everything he wants to do?...Jeff says what is she talking about? he's laying down, he was just on top of her, for her not to make it a big deal... Jordan lifts up Jeff's shirt and says "lean up, stupid"  Jordan asks if he wants her to draw pictures?...Jeff says ok...Jordan ponders what to draw and then she says she's going to write something, she's writing Big Brother and the feeds switch off JeJo... Feeds return a minute later...Jordan continues drawing...boobs...Jeff gets it...Jordan draws a hand, Jeff has no idea...Jordan draws an animal...Jeff guesses stairs LOL A dragon...Jeff gets it right...another one...Jeff guesses wrong 3x...Jordan gives a hint...Jeff guesses shark, correct!...another one...Jeff guesses a cell phone and a boat and then with a hint guesses a smile with teeth Jordan draws another animal...Jeff guesses butterfly but it ends up being a turkey LOLJordan drew it like she learned in grade school...she draws something you eat, a sweet...Jeff guesses ice cream cone - correct! Next one is something you wear...palm trees and then trivia... Poopin and nerves before the show 5:21 - 5:23 PM The HG's are biding time waiting for the live show...Jeff walks over to where Jordan is and says he might have to take a poop...not because he has to but he has to… Jordan says to drink some coffee...Jeff says he did...Jordan says coffee will make it wiggle out...Jeff says nooh...they giggle...Dani walks by and they do their "best friend" schtick (ugh so sick of this already lol)...Jeff smiles at how pretty Jordan looks Jordan says she's nervous...Jeff says for what?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says to just close her legs when she talks LOL Jordan says no, she's going to keep them open...more chatter about what they're all wearing and then Jeff goes to try and "drop one" (TMI lol) You look really good 5:30 PM Before the live show moment...Jeff comes out of the candy room after getting dressed and walks into the LR where Jordan is sitting down...Jordan says what Jeff is wearing is very nice, he looks really good...Jeff says she's seen this before...Jordan repeats he looks good...Jeff says it's not his first rodeo...Kalia says Jeff looks nice in purple...Jeff says purple is the jam, purple was the jam a year ago...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and smiles...Lawon and Jeff compliment each other and call each other "boo"...Dom walks by and says "that's a throwdown"...Jeff says it is a good throwdown...Jordan then says "you look cute"...Jeff says "thanks love" ♥ What about me? Blond vs brown 7:28 - 7:30 PM Jeff, Jordan, Dani and Dom are chatting in the kitchen...they're talking about some rating system of the girls in the house that Dom made, he picked Jordan as his number 3...Jordan is terribly saddened she was number 3...Dom says why? she's taken, he can't do that to his boy Big Jeff, just having her on the list made him uncomfortable...Jordan says what if she wasn't taken by Jeff?...Jordan looks at Jeff and says she's just kidding...Dom says Jeff's got it on lock...Jordan says she'll color her hair brown for Dom...Jeff says "what about for me?"... Jordan says "I'll dye my hair brown for you"...Jeff says "you will?"...Jordan says that Jeff is attracted to dark haired girls (umm is Jordan STILL hung up on this? OY ) Jeff says when Jordan came to Italy she tried...Jordan starts to say she didn't like it, she's a blond...Dani asks if she dyed it brown?...Jeff says that Jordan does her hair like that (the way it is now) ALL the time, one time she had bangs, it looked fu**ing awesome! got rid of them in a second, she dyed her hair brown, he told her she looked nice, GONE! Jordan says she doesn't look good with brown hair...Dani says she can't picture her with brown at all...Jordan says she sent him a video on his phone when she first did it when he was away, it wasn't as dark as Dani's, her hair just doesn't look good, everybody that she knows well said it didn't fit her personality...Dani says Jordan has a blond personality, she feels more like a brunette...Jordan says she felt like she had to wear more eye makeup...Dani says she tans more or she feels like a ghost... Quick cheek kiss 9:41 PM Jeff and Jordan in the kitchen...Jeff is cooking...Jordan says what Jeff is making looks good, it looks like chicken...Jeff says it tastes real good...Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek Tuna - good job love 10:07 PM Jordan and Rachel are outside chatting about the log rolling comp from BB11...they decide to go inside, Jordan's hungry...Rachel says there's Jeff tuna...Jordan says she doesn't eat fish but Jeff's tuna smelled good...they enter the kitchen, Jordan taps Jeff and says "hey"...Jeff says "wanna try some tuna?"...Jordan says "I'll be brave"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says I'll take a bite, a small one, does it taste fishy?"...Jeff says "no not at all"... Jeff feeds Jordan a bite...PAUSE LOL...Jordan says "it's not fishy"...Jeff says "I know it's not, it's good right?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says "good job love" ♥

July 13 “I love you “ 3:32 AM - 3:39 AM Jordan finishes up talking to Brendon about the golf comp and then she heads to bed...Jeff is already waiting there for her...she gets in bed and gets comfy...Jeff reaches to hold her hand but she's fumbling around so he drops it...Jordan starts whispering game in Jeff's ear, it's virtually impossible to hear but it's clear from Jeff's tense body language that he's worried/stressed...Jordan asks him if he's ok?...Jeff says yeah, why?...Jordan says he seems mad...Jeff says he's not, their backs are against the wall...Jordan says they're going to do good, they're going to win it...Jeff nods yes. Jordan whispers a little more and then cuddles into Jeff and she clasps his hand Jordan signals time for goodnight, they kiss and she says "I love you"...Jeff says "love you too" and they both turn to get to sleep. Almost wake up kiss 11:47 AM Jordan is in the kitchen and walks to the candy room...as she enters Jeff is putting on his shorts...Jordan says "I was just going to wake you up"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff points to Kalia signalling she's still sleeping...Jordan says sorry and says she was going to go (and kiss him to wake him up), she kisses Jeff on the cheek… JeJo picture time 12:33 PM - 12:35 PM Rachel has the camera and is taking pictures...she is looking for Jeff and Jordan...she runs outside excitedly and says "hey guys you ready for picture day?"...Rachel asks if she can take a prom picture of them...Jordan and Jeff are practicing golf...they pose for a picture but not before Jeff grabs a golf club and says it's like they're on a mini golf date...Rachel aww's and says it's like their first date all over again. She says "cuuuute" and says she's going to grab someone to take a pic of all 4 of them...Brendon just smiles and shakes his head...Jeff says "have fun the rest of your life, right?"...Rachel runs back saying yay!...Jeff says "that's forever" ;) Brendon says "forever's a long time"...Jeff cracks up...they pose for Lawon... Rachel then wants the guys to hold up their girls for another picture but only they do it...Jeff says Jordan's not really into that, they say they're good for pics now...Brendon says they'll do a group one later...Rachel whispers to them that BB told her they were going to be locked down inside for maybe the rest of the night...Jeff worries about his workout time and decides to do some now...Jordan says he should and that she'll keep practicing...Jeff says "ok love" ♥ and they high five and go their separate ways. C’mon Jeff hold me 1:02 PM - 1:05 PM Jeff and Adam are playing chess with Kalia watching...Jordan walks over to where they are and says that Jeff has been hiding from her (?)...Jeff says "I hate you"...Jordan in a high pitched voice says "Jeff, c'mon Jeff", she sits on his lap...Jeff says "noo"...Jordan says "c'mon hold me", he does... then she sits down beside him...they sit quietly for a bit and then Jordan rubs Jeff's arm...Jordan and Kalia eventually get up and leave… Kalia teaches Jeff to step dance 1:51 PM - 1:55 PM Jeff, Jordan, Porsche & Kalia are in the bathroom chatting...Jordan admits she took something from the hotel (toiletries)...Jeff says he knows...Kalia asks if Jeff knows someone named Buddha (?)...Jeff does lol, it's a guy named Nick who's a DJ named DJ Buddha, he was the kicker on their football team, he's a big dude, he'd put the meat to it and let it fly...Kalia says it's hard to be a kicker, they get a bad rap...Jeff asks if what she has are clippers, maybe he'll cut his hair...Jordan wants to do it. Jeff starts joking around with Kalia doing a step dance...Kalia starts laughing...Jeff says "you wanna battle?"...Kalia laughs and says no, but she'll teach him an easy one, one she remembers...Kalia says he has to step, clap...Jeff says you have to get into it right?...Kalia says he just has to get the steps first...step, clap, hit...they do it... Kalia says there ya go...they go over it again and Jeff's getting into it...he says Kalia is making it dirty lol, "f**k yeah"...Kalia starts stepping it up faster and Jeff gives up LOL Kalia is good! Jordan sits by and enjoys. Quick game chat 2:10 PM Jeff and Jordan have a quick game chat in the kitchen. Jeff helps Jordan put a new sponge head on the dishwashing tool. :) Prenups and Jeff’s Cinderella 3:13 PM - 3:16 PM The HG's are talking about marriage and prenups in the chrome room...they're all saying if they would sign one or not before marriage...Brendon says he'd never make Rachel sign one...Jordan says "really? if I had millions of dollars I'd make him sign it"...they all move to the LR...Brendon explains to Jordan why he wouldn't...Jeff says Brendon is going to be loaded after that and that's when the bitches come...Jeff laughs and Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "I'm just kidding stupid" Jordan says "it's not bad to sign a prenup, a lot of people do that, it's just to secure yourself"...Jeff says "what are you saying, you're going to make me sign one?" (and Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff thinks about marriage! busted!! ;) ) he adds "if we get hooked up?"...Jordan says she doesn't have any money :/ Jeff says she has a little bit, she has some assets...Jordan says if Jeff had a bunch of money and he told her to, she would sign it, no problem...Jeff says if he starts rocking and rolling he'll let her sign one. Dom (the constant shit stirrer that reminds me of Natalie BB11) says what if Jordan gets famous and the dudes start running around cuz she's famous?...Jeff says "swinging dicks?"...Jeff fake yawns, lol, and says "uhh, Jordan's a good girl, she wouldn't f**k around" that shut Dom up! ;) They go around the room asking about prenups...Dom would if he loved the girl enough...Cassi would absolutely...Jeff doesn't think it matters...Jordan agrees...Jeff says if you say you're signing this and you're going to be together forever anyways so it doesn't matter...Dom says as soon as you have a kid it's pointless anyway because you have to pay up for the kid. Jeff says the only reason is if you've got millions "If I was super loaded no matter what, even if I knew it was my Cinderella, I'd be like listen you have to sign this cuz I'm not taking it up the ass" LOL Dom says "wait did you say Cinderella? you're gonna look, you have a Cinderella?" Jeff says "what do you think? I'm not romantic? if the glass slipper fits" Dom sarcastically says Jeff seems the epitome of romantic :/ Brenchel admit they got in a huge fight about prenups and Brendon goes on to tell that story... Where’s my kiss (cuties in the HOH) 5:34 PM - 5:58 PM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon are talking game in the HOH...they're talking about how annoying Porsche is and half the time they have no idea what she's talking about...Brendon says what's more annoying is that she follows Rachel around...Jordan sits down near Jeff and lays her head on his shoulder and rubs his hand. They continue talking about Porsche, Keith and more game...Rachel comes up and joins them, they talk game primarily about Cassi and how Cassi was campaigning for Keith to stay...Brendon berates Rachel a little for telling Porsche too much...they talk about jury and about the talk Dom had with Jeff in the chrome room...Jeff tells them how Jeff laid it on the line with Dom, that he knows he's coming after them...Jeff tells them he talked louder on purpose so that Adam in the kitchen would hear...Jeff giggles...Brendon says they're all going to be turning on each other soon. They wonder if Cassi will throw the comp...Rachel leaves and Jeff thinks he hears a noise and asks Brendon to go outside and pretend to talk to Rachel and see what's going on...at this point Jeff is laying down with his head near opposite Jordan...Brendon goes outside. Jordan leans down and Jeff kisses, tries to bite her... Jordan is ticklish...Jordan says "where's my kiss?"...Jeff tries to kiss her... Jeff says he's trying but this is weird...Brendon walks back in and Jeff says "noo" They start talking game again right away and it goes on for a long time...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair for a little bit during this… Jeff bottled his fart? 8:17 PM Some of the HG's are sitting outside on the couches in the BY, Jeff is on the elliptical...Shelly is talking about bottling a baby/kid's smell, it would be awesome...Jeff pipes in "I tried bottling my fart" :P LOL's... Jeff says they were talking about that earlier...Adam says "did you really try?"...Jeff says yes, he put the top on but it gets out, it needs to be airtight, you need a vacuum seal...Jeff shows how you fart into something, vacuum it up, it would probably work...Adam says like peanuts...Jeff says yeah you need a Tupperware that pops and then (pop it) it smells like fart... Adam asks what Jeff would do with this bottle of fart?...Jeff, with a big smile, says "I'd send it to Jordan for Valentine's...ahahaha" Get your gf away from me 9:55 PM - 10:09 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the HOH chatting about Cassi...Rachel is getting anxious, she's not liking her gameplay and is getting threatened by her, she thinks she's targeting Rachel and Jordan because she wants to work with the guys. Jordan isn't so sure about that but wants to hear what Jeff thinks...Jordan wonders where Jeff is, he said he'd be up soon, he pisses her off sometimes because he takes his dear sweet time...Jordan goes out on the balcony and says "hi"...Jeff asks if she pooped? :/ LOL Jordan says she hasn't and then asks if he's coming up there?...Jeff says "whoa, that sounded like an ultimatum"...Jordan says "well yeah you take forever...sometimes"...Jeff says he was chatting with his new friends. Jordan says "well, ok, whenever you're done eating could you please come up here?"...Jeff points at Jordan and says "you've been hanging around with Rachel too much" (in reference to Brendon saying that Rachel's been hanging around with Porsche too much)...Jordan giggles...Jeff says she's bossy and then says to Brendon "get your girlfriend away from mine" :) Brendon says "she's not my girlfriend..." Kalia says "she's my fiance" ;) As Jordan heads back into the HOH Jeff says "if you start using my plate we're through!" LOL Jordan and Rachel continue talking about Cassi mostly...Rachel says she's just venting to Jordan because she's her friend...Jordan says she's nice and would hang out outside the game with her...Rachel says she's nice, everyone here is nice but she's driving her crazy because she's being weird and it's freaking her out...more game talk...Jeff walks in the room, looks at Jordan who is looking at Rachel and says "why do you have an eww face?"...Jordan says "I don't!"...Rachel starts telling Jeff what they have been talking about...Brendon comes in and they talk about how they want the comp to go, the order of how they play... Ewww face 10:01 PM Jordan and Rachel are up in the HOH room talking game, they are concerned about who Shelly is voting for... Jeff walks in and sees Jordan possibly looking worried and says "why do you have an ewww face?" Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff sits down and they all talk game together... Did you poo? 10:13 PM Jordan is still talking game with Brenchel...Jeff has been in the bathroom for quite awhile...Jordan gets up when she hears Jeff washing his hands...he says "Ello love" ♥ Jordan says "did you poo?"...Jeff says yes :) A colonic date :/ 11:35 PM - 11:37 PM Jeff is chatting with Brendon, Lawon, Cassi & Shelley...they start talking about colonoscopies and colonics...they talk about them being good for you but they are really nasty...Shelley describes the differences between the two and the procedures involved. Jeff, out of the blue, says "I'd like to do it, like maybe me and Jordan go so afterwards you could laugh about it" :/ Haha what a romantic date (match made in heaven these two lol

July 8 Jordan’s baby maker 1:00 AM - 1:06 AM Feeds come back from fish to Jeff & Jordan...Jeff is laying down on the couch, his legs on top of Jordan...they have been talking with Kalia (off camera)...Adam is milling about...Jeff and Kalia talk about conspiracy theories...Jeff loves them...Kalia says they are the "what if" game and Jeff hates that game...Jeff says "what if's" are negative, conspiracy theory is fun, the other is stupid...Kalia says Jeff is stupid. LOL Adam & someone off cam start throwing around a made up ball, Jeff tried to "Pele" it...Adam and Jordan then play catch, Jeff interrupts them...Jordan says she doesn't like Jeff (huh?)...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says she's just kidding...Adam, Jeff & Kalia start throwing the "ball"...Kalia throws it at Jeff's balls...Jeff says he doesn't need that...Kalia says she didn't mean it... Adam says "that's Jordan's baby maker" :) Jeff says "aww Jordan" and smiles at her...Jeff gets tricked into thinking someone entered the house, he jumps saying he was so excited, he loves surprises, he never had a surprise birthday party before, he tells Kalia his bday and then says his mind is so crazy, he thought maybe a celebrity was coming in the house, he wasn't even thinking about ED...Kalia asks Jeff about his wrist tattoo...Jeff says he did it first, then checked online to make sure it was right...Dani gets called to the DR & they discuss the ED situation, they talk about how late it is, the Bozo Buckets show, Ren & Stimpy and then the feeds go to fish for hours (re: Evel Dick) Quick butt grab 5:54 AM Jeff and Jordan leave the HOH room after long game talk...as they approach the stairs Jeff grabs Jordan's butt. :) Jeff asks "love ♥ , did you have a breakdown?"...Jordan says "I did...I think I'm about to start my period...I'm like all emotional, I was"...Jeff says he's going to brush his teeth and tells Jordan "come over here"...Jordan says she should brush hers, she puts something away in the kitchen first and feeds switch out… Jeff throws things 10:23 AM JeJo are sleeping...Dom is snoring really loudly...JeJo stir with the noise and suddenly Jeff opens the bedside table drawer and throws what sounds like a ball (but is a plastic lemon) at Dom's head. 🤣 Rachel, JeJo & a duck dream 12:10 PM - 12:14 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...Rachel is talking game with JeJo...Rachel says that one of them 5 has to win every week, she's going to fight her heart out and wants them to feel comfortable...TRIVIA...Jeff tells Rachel that not worry about it, they feel comfortable with them...they talk about Keith a little and how it's already 12pm...Rachel gets up to leave and says she's sorry, she's not going to f**k up their game by being emotional...Jordan says she was emotional too...they high five each other and she leaves. Jeff says he's so "tiedd" (meaning tired) right?...Jordan says "you know what I was dreaming about?"...Jeff says hmm...Jordan says they were at the beach and they were trying to get this duck out of the house and the duck was like...feeds switch and return to the candy room... Jeff asks Jordan what color was he (the duck)?...Jordan says an orange beak, she doesn't remember, no it was navy blue and green...Jeff says "who grabbed his beak?"...Jordan says me!...Jeff sleepily says "yeah, you did?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says Jeff was drinking a beer and didn't care, he wanted her to forget about it and she said no! this duck!, that's what she was dreaming about when Rachel came in, they were at the beach on vacation and somebody had left a duck behind...Jeff asks if another couple had left their pet duck behind? Jordan says no, not affiliated with this, they were on vacation and they left it at a beach house...Jeff says he wasn't saying that, he was saying people have ducks as pets?...Jordan says no, but you never know at the beach LOL Jeff says he's too tired for...Jordan says "stupid stories?"...Jeff says "yeah, that's great love ♥, I'm glad you got it out of that house"... feeds switch... Jordan cranky in the bathroom 12:48 PM - 1:01 PM Jordan is putting on makeup in the bathroom...Jeff is nearby laying down, he's talking to Brendon about how tired he is, they chit chat about the POV...palm trees...Lawon joins in...Brendon asks him if he's tired...Lawon was napping...Brendon says they woke up thinking it was way earlier than it was...BB tells Jordan to put on her mic...Brendon says it's for all those conversations she's having...Jordan has her bitch face on :/ ...Lawon complains about DDD's, damn diarrhea for days haha Jeff looks at Jordan and says "love ♥ , you're cranky again today, is your period coming?"...Jordan says "I think it is"...Jeff says "I don't like you"...he gets no response so he says "what are you so crank about?"...Jordan says she's just tired...feeds switch, they return just after @ 12:53pm... Jordan continues putting on makeup silently while Jeff keeps peeking looks at her...palm trees...Jordan finishes and says she has to go do laundry...Jeff says tonight?...Jordan says for them to go make something, they head to the SR...they look in the fridge and Jeff asks what she wants to eat?...Jeff asks if she wants turkey meat & vegetables or maybe pork chops...Jordan says no to the pork chops but says there are no raw vegetables...Jordan asks what they can eat with turkey meat?...Jeff says turkey LOL...they stand there staring into the fridge hoping something inspires them... They decide on sandwiches, there isn't much food...Jeff heads back to the kitchen with bread... “Ello love” 1:56 PM Jeff and Jordan are laying in bed in the candy room...other HG's are there, they're chatting about the comps...Dom starts imitating Jeff (in a Chicago accent which ends up sounding like a British accent LOL)...he says "dude, I'd go out there and be like bro, motherfu**ing Jordan, Jordan! hello love, love, Jordan, Jordan, you want a sandwich Jordan, I mean I'll get you a sandwich, you know, ELLO LOVE, ELLO LOVE!...that's my Jeff right there" :) The others all laugh and say how it's a Jersey accent...Dom says that's what Jeff says though...Jeff says that when they ask Dom if he wants to talk game he says "where's Cassi?" LOL JeJo HOH - taking a nap love? 3:04 PM - 3:23 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the HOH room...Jordan lays down on the couch and sighs...Jeff lays down on the HOH bed...Jeff says everybody is laying in their room...Jeff knows...Jordan says she is about to start her period...Jeff says awesome...Jordan says she can feel it...Jeff listens to the HOH CD and says "Spice Girls", he knows this song...Jordan asks which one?...Jeff says it goes "la la la la" :) ...brief palm trees...Jeff says Jordan knows the next song and giggles, he says wow... Jeff says "what are you doing? taking a nap love?" ♥ Jordan says nothing, she's just laying there...Jeff says "do you wanna talk?"...Jordan says "do you want to talk?"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "no, you wanna listen to music"...Jeff says he doesn't care, whatever she wants...Jeff starts taking game, he tells Jordan Porsche talked to her, Jordan isn't sure she trusts Kalia, she maybe opened her mouth too much...Jordan is glad they got picked for POV, she's going to try...Jeff says she should and he will too. Rachel comes in and they talk about the picking of the POV players...Rachel was stoked she picked JeJo...Jeff said he had a feeling she'd pick them...they start discussing strategy if the POV is a stay or fold game...they talk about Keith a little and then go back to talking voting scenarios and more game...Brendon then joins in...palm trees...more game talk (yawn)...Kalia joins them and they stop talking game...Jeff wonders why she's so dressed up...more game chatter… Candy room relationship talk 5:01 PM - 5:05 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...JeJo are laying in bed talking with Adam, Kalia and Dom about relationships...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's arm and saying something about giving your boyfriend the benefit of the doubt, if he's going to do it, he'll do it (cheat), then if he does it, you cut his nuts off (oh my Jordan! lol)...hard to hear what Jordan is saying but I think she's saying that she trusts Jeff, he's never given her a reason to not trust him... Jordan says she doesn't care if they're at a bar and another girl comes up to Jeff and talks to him, she starts fumbling over her words here but in essence she is saying that Jeff doesn't really do "that" but occasionally he might look, which is ok, it's not like he looks at her saying "oh look at her, she is so fine", he'll look and then look away...Jeff jokingly says if it happens (with Jordan) he'll be "wtf is going on?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says Jeff doesn't make her feel insecure, if he did that would be a problem. Kalia says her problem in relationships is that she's not overly emotional or drama or jealous but the one thing she can't stand is blatant disrespect from another girl...Jeff says he was the total opposite, he used to be jealous...Dom says it's like when someone comes and stands right by your girl...Jeff says yeah, that's disrespectful, he'd have a problem if they were having drinks or something and some guy came up to Jordan saying "hey what's up" trying to break the ice, get the f**k outta here LOL Jordan says if a girl did that it would make her feel a little uncomfortable but she knows Jeff wouldn't be, he would just talk to her to be nice...Adam talks about a situation he and his gf were in...Dom, being a smartass, asks Jordan if Jeff going on online dating websites for men upsets her?...Jeff says "you know when people they sometimes throw around throw out their insecurities as a joke?" BURN! They laugh...Jeff says to Dom, you ever get like that? ;) Jordan says she's not gonna lie, she's been drunk and been psycho, crazy saying to Jeff "I know you were staring at her", she admits she did that at her friend's wedding, Jeff didn't talk to her for one day...Dom asks if Minka Kelly came in this house would Jeff freak out?...Jeff says free pass??...Jordan says Jeff would probably leave her for her, she's not gonna lie...Jeff keeps talking to Kalia while Jordan talks to Adam and then feeds switch... Cute bite & headrub 5:15 PM - 5:18 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...JeJo are talking to Kalia, Dom and Cassi...Jeff and Kalia are talking about Friday Night Lights...Kalia wishes she had seen the last season...Jeff says he loves it, it's so good...they talk about it being a cult favorite, they couldn't find the right slot for it...Jeff says the coach is the best actor, he buys it 100%...Kalia loves the wife...they talk about the movie of the same name and the actors in it...Cassi & Jordan are talking about country music and someone she knows in the industry...Jordan starts telling Cassi about the Carrie Underwood concert when Jeff adjusts himself so his head is in Jordan's lap but before that he bites Jordan's butt (on Cam 2) ;) ...Jordan tries to put her hoody under his head to make a pillow but Jeff whips it off and whines about it being zippers in his neck, lol...Jordan says "oh sorry" and they all giggle...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair... Jordan continues telling the story of how she didn't want to miss any but Jeff was sort of dreading going to it, so he drank shots beforehand at a bar, then they got there for the last Billy Currington song...Jeff says he was pretty lit up so they had a good time, they sat real close...feeds switch

July 10 Who farted?… Jordan! 12:26AM JeJo are on the BY couches having fun convos with the others...all of a sudden Jeff says "who farted?"...a smile comes upon Jordan's face and she is busted!...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "don't lie, you fu**ing asshole"...Lawon cracks up along with Dani...Brenchel can't believe it! LOL Jeff hides his nose with his t-shirt...Jordan says I know, it stinks...they crack up! Jeff says "can we get that second camera?" (now that their convo is better)...Jordan says "I was trying to be non-chalant about it, I was like waiting"...Jeff rims his glass with his finger and mouth farts haha Jordan says everybody was talking loud so it was good for her to sneak one in...Jeff adores her! Are you mad at me?…head scratch 12:30 AM - 12:30 AM Brief cute interaction between Jeff and Jordan... Cam 3 Jordan is heard saying "are you mad at me?"... Cam 4 Jordan is seen touching Jeff's neck and saying "are you mad at me?" Jeff says "no I'm not mad at you but" ...Jeff mumbles something inaudibly and then says "whatever"... Jordan scratches Jeff's head briefly… Jeff gets closer to Jordan 1:20 AM - 1:28 AM The HG's are chatting in the purple room...Jordan is laying down on one side of the bed...Jeff returns from the bathroom and sits down on one of the chairs but he isn't close enough to Jordan so he moves the chair closer ;) As the others talk about the fortune teller Jordan tells Jeff she took her makeup off, she's tired...Jeff asks if she's sleepy?...Jordan says a little... They continue talking about scary things regarding the fortune teller...halfway through the 1:23am mark Jordan touches her foot to Jeff's :) They then laugh about Jeff throwing the plastic lemons at Dominic when he's snoring...Jeff says he has them in his drawer LOL Porsche says they started out by throwing her shoes at him...Jordan tells the story of how she tried to talk to Dom while he was sleeping and he was "who dere?"...Jordan leaves saying she's real tired, she's going to put her pj pants on... JeJo goodnight kiss and snuggle 1:56 AM - 2:14 AM Feeds switch to JeJo in the candy room...they are laying in bed ready for sleep...Porsche is talking to them about Kalia...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff touches Jordan's leg... Porsche comments on how creepy the cameras are with people wanting to watch her sleep...quiet again...Porsche asks if they got the live feeds before?...they say no only what they saw on TV...Jeff asks if she did?...Porsche says no...Jordan caresses Jeff's hand...Jeff didn't even know there were live feeds...Porsche didn't either until this, now she's curious about it though...Porsche says if she leaves early enough she'd like to see them to find out what angles they watch stuff from...Jeff says they won't show you in the shower...Porsche says they did last year with Monet who was taller, you could see her boobs, you have to put a towel on the door...Jordan says she has to make sure she does that, she's been careful she thought...Jeff too...Porsche is being paranoid, she's going to be more careful too. They get quiet again while holding hands...Jordan turns to Jeff and says "goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight love" and they kiss... Jeff asks if Jordan is turning to her side?...Jordan mmm, mmm's and snuggles into Jeff again...(IMO I can tell this is pretty difficult for Jeff iykwim ;) )...Jordan finally turns to her side...Jeff turns as well and rubs her back a little and then snuggles into her... Jeff finally turns back to his side and gets in his sleep position… At 2:13am JeJo have one last snuggle before settling into sleep… Candy room cuteness 12:35 PM - 12:36 PM JeJo are in the candy room with other HG's...Kalia is telling them about her weird dream...Jordan pats Jeff's chest...Jeff pretends to punch Jordan and she ducks...Jordan says what if Jeff accidentally did hit her?...Jeff says "and knocked you out? I'd be eliminated"...they say Jordan would get the golden key...they clasp hands and then talk turns to the others. Jeff’s jerkoffs ;) 1:36 PM - 1:39 PM Jeff, Dani, Brenchel discuss Adam being in their group and letting him name the alliance, he would so be with them, he'd love it...Adam admits he had thought of the name Adam's Angels...Rachel says what about "Evil Empire?"...Adam likes that...Jeff says "what about Jeff's Jerkoffs?"...LOL...Adam says it depends if he's the one jerking or catching :/ Jeff says holy moly, never mind...they start thinking...Jordan joins and Jeff says "Jordan what's a good nickname?"...Jordan says "for what?"...Jeff says "for a group of people plotting together" LOL Jordan says loudly "we did this yesterday"...Dani says "why are we shouting?"...Jeff asks her "who are we screaming at?"...Jordan says "I wasn't screaming"...Jeff says it's pretty loud in the hallway... Jordan says she needs to put her bathing suit on...Jeff says he's going to leave it in their hands, it's going to be ridiculous... They decide to scatter...Jordan sits down and tells Daniele that she's so sore...alliance talk again...Dani asks "who farted?"...Jordan admits she did...Dani says "eww, it stinks" and she walks away...Jordan says she was waiting on somebody to say something...Jordan then leaves the bathroom… Quick do-si-do 1:39PM Jordan is heading towards the bedrooms to get her bathing suit...Jeff is coming back from there towards the kitchen when they meet in the hallway and interlock arms doing a little do-si-do... Towel love 5:23PM Cam 4 Very quick fb...feeds come back right before the 5:24pm mark...it's obvious Jeff has given Jordan a sweaty hug so Jeff hands her his towel to wipe off but it almost touches her toe nails that she is painting, she says "love! ♥ you got it on my feet!"...Jeff says no I didn't...Jordan wipes off the sweat and Jeff says now she smells musty...Jordan says she knows, she's going to go over there later...Jeff leaves… JeJo workout hug/kiss 6:33 - 6:56PM Jeff and Jordan work out separately...Jeff takes a break and heads over to Jordan and watches her do her abs...Jeff grabs her legs and Jordan tells him not to do that...Jeff stands over Jordan and she holds his legs...Jeff then helps Jordan work out...Jordan finishes and says "that burned Jeff"...they rest and then Jordan tells Jeff she wants to do 15 more...Jeff is impressed, she's learning well from Daniele...they start again... Jordan is spent LOL...she keeps going though...Jeff continues doing abs as well...they take another break and chat with Dani & Dom about how low on some foods the house is getting...Adam joins and they chat some more... Just after the 6:43pm mark Jeff says that he thinks he's going to cook some pork chops tonight, when no one responds he says "at least I heard that" LOL!! Jeff says "Johrrdan? you want pork chops?"...Jordan hmm's, she's mulling it over...some inaudible talk between them but it's about Jeff cooking, they share an inside joke about how Jeff is getting sick of cooking for everyone but mostly how Porsche is just waiting for Jeff to start cooking so she can get in there (to bug him)...Jeff cracks Jeff up... They say how she is waiting on Jeff to do something and then she jumps in to irritate Jeff like telling him how to fix his food...Jeff smiles and makes the shhh sign to get Jordan to quiet down because she might hear...Jordan and Dani whisper about Porsche...Jordan says she's not being herself maybe...Dani says she comes off being strange...BB calls them out for not wearing mics... Lawon joins in...Jeff is pissed that he keeps singing the Big Booty song, in the shower he was singing "Rachelll", f**k!...Jordan starts yet more ab work...Jeff watches her and says "yay, Jordan's doing them"...Jeff coaches Porsche on lunges...Jordan keeps at it but then finally stands up...Jeff lays down to do ab work...Jordan wanders over there and engages Jeff for a bit and leaves...Jordan is done, she's so sore, she's going to walk around, she sits down on the weight bench, she then gets up and her & Jeff whisper and giggle about something...Jordan reaches for Jeff and gives him a hug and kiss on the neck ♥ Jeff says he has to shave his neck hairs :P ...Jeff leaves and Jordan tells him "good luck in there" ;) Jordan & Rachel marriage talk 6:59 PM - 7:03 PM Jordan and Rachel talk boyfriends and marriage. Rachel says it's good she met Jeff...Jordan didn't expect it. Rachel says her and Brendon are getting married and Jordan and Jeff will too. Jordan says that her and Jeff don't ever talk about marriage, she would be completely shocked if Jeff proposed, it's not happening any time soon and since he never talks about it she figures he's not thinking about it, she doesn't want to rush into something and Jeff doesn't need to either if he's not (ready). Jordan says her sister would be so mad if Jordan got engaged first, she's dated her boyfriend for 5 years :/ JeJo play pool 8:50 - 9:06PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are playing pool...how they make playing pool cute & not boring I have no idea ;) ... Jeff asks if she's ready for some action?...Jordan is...Jeff breaks...Jeff is stripes, Jordan solids...they play...Jordan says she's bad at this...they giggle about how Jeff isn't the best either...Jordan gets one! Jeff calls her a hot shot :P ...Dom walks by surprised Jordan is playing, he likes it...Jeff suggests which ball Jordan should try to get in...Jeff's turn then Jordan gets one in...they continue playing...Jeff is getting frustrated LOL...more play...Jordan drops two of Jeff's balls LOL...they get down to last one hitting the 8 ball wins...competition is fierce :P Jordan points out the the 3 (Lawon, Cassi, Dom) at the hot tub are an alliance (smart girl!)...Jeff says yup...Jeff wins! and asks if she wants to play again?...Jordan says yeah...they play again...Jordan breaks...they play for awhile until the feeds switch out… Come here and butt pinch 11:01PM Jeff has finished up in the bathroom and is heading out, he asks if Jordan is ready?...Jordan runs to Jeff saying "come here", she actually skips LOL & entwines her arm in Jeff's...they walk out... and then she pinches his butt for good measure. :)

September 5 A picture of Jeff w/Jordan in it 5:17 PM It's Rachel's HOH picture time...Rachel is looking over the pics in the camera...Jordan says "Raychel Raychel!"...Rachel says "JorDAN" Jordan and Adam walk over to the memory wall, Adam wants a picture of him kissing Dom's pic...Rachel takes it...Jordan says "should I take a picture by Jeff's?"...Rachel says "aww, yeah"...Jordan poses for a couple of pics by Jeff's black & white pic I can’t wait to see Jeffrey! 9:30 PM Jordan and Rachel are outside...Rachel finds a half dead bee and doesn't know what to do with it, she asks Jordan's advice...Jordan among other things says it probably needs alone time LOL...Rachel goes inside...Adam and Jordan talk about the stinky fish that didn't get cooked all the way because the bbq tank ran out of gas halfway...Adam doesn't know if BB will refill the tank with there only being a week left and the next few days being pretty hectic... Jordan says "I know, I get all nervous...I can't wait to see Jeffrey!" Jordan says to Adam "I don't know how you've gone this long without seeing Farah because I've only been like what 2 weeks, a week without seeing Jeff and I feel like I'm going crazy" aww Adam says that he's had 8 months to prepare for this…

July 23 Brief chat in the GR 12:11-12:15am Jordan meets Jeff in the GR, she is stressing about tomorrow and possibly going home. Jordan says "should I be out there practicing?"...Jeff asks if she wants to practice a little bit?...Jordan says she is bad at it...Jeff says that's what practice is, at least she will practice a little bit to get her distance down, it's all a rhythm thing, she can win this. Jordan says she doesn't know, she feels people are going to change their minds. Jeff says they can go out and practice with the rest of them. Jordan says she is sleepy tonight. Jeff says that's good, get some good rest and celebrate. Jordan hopes tomorrow goes by fast...Jeff said it should but maybe not for her...Jordan props herself up a bit and asks Jeff is he thinks she has the votes...Jeff strokes her hair and says yes...Jordan says "positive?"...Jeff says "yes, I think you got them"...Jordan asks if Jeff talked to Jessie?...Jeff says yes...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and says she talked to Jessie and told him she was sorry about how things have been, placing blame on Ronnie and she was taking this opportunity to talk to him to clear the air, etc. Jeff asks if he talked back? Jordan says well, he gave her a hug...Jeff says he wanted to feel her boobs...Jordan says whatever...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan gets called to exchange her batteries, she tells Jeff that Lydia was asking her why Laura wasn't campaigning and Jordan told her that Laura's homesick...Jordan giggles and she leaves with Jeff telling her to come outside later to make it look like at least she is trying...(she never ended up trying...) Cute punches 1:17-1:18am Jeff is laying down in his bed in the RR, Russell comes in and they talk about how Jeff's back is hurting him a little. Jordan comes in and sits on Jeff's bed, she asks Russell if he's going to bed? Russell says no, he had too much sugar, he leaves the RR. Jordan she starts punching his leg to get Jeff's attention and she starts laughing. Jeff smiles but doesn't respond so Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothin"...Jordan says "why you serious?"...Jordan keeps squeezing and punching Jeff's legs...Jordan says "you know when something is so cute and you just bite your teeth, if you grin 'em, you know like when you see a dog and you're petting them and you're just like oh God" (meanwhile rubbing Jeff's leg) Jeff nods and says yeah...Jordan gives Jeff a few more punches for good measure and then asks if she punches hard?...Jeff holds up his hand for Jordan to punch and the feeds switch... Jordan story telling time 1:25-1:43am The HG's sit around the RR talking, shooting the breeze. Jeff & Jordan are in Jeff's bed. Feeds return to Jeff signalling for Jordan to rub his hair. She slightly rolls her eyes but does it anyway... She stops and then Jeff looks back at her again to let her know to continue...she does...they talk about Ronnie and how he's holed up in the HOH room...Jordan says she wishes she could go up there to poop on his pillow...Michele bursts out laughing...Russell says she must have some good poops with the slop...the others don't want to hear more, TMI...Jeff says to not encourage her (but it’s too late LOL) Jordan starts her story telling, first about how when she was little she ate so much food...she gets distracted and veers off to another story about how she pooed in the ocean before, she couldn't hold it to go in the hotel so she went right there...the others start giggling...Jeff says "I told you, don't encourage her...Jordan!"...Laura tells a story about being on a houseboat and every time they would see someone swimming out faraway, they would know they're pooping...they talk about houseboats...Jordan says "sometimes you just gotta go"...Jeff says "who are you, Forrest Gump?" Jordan then tells the story of her and her friend going into the ocean to poop, she encouraged her friend to go so she held her bottoms for her but the poop floated to the top near them and they were freaking out...appropriately feeds go to FISH...Jordan then starts telling her sand spurs story for the first time...funny stuff, it never gets old... What was Jeff doing with his foot? 2:07-2:29am The HG's are getting ready for bed...Jeff & Jordan are laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR...Chima comes in the room...J&J are laughing...Jordan says to ask Chima because she sleeps in there...Chima asks what happened?...Jordan says that the other night when Jeff was shaking his leg they all thought Jeff was masturbating...Chima says she wasn't there but Kevin told her all about it...Jordan cracks up laughing...Jeff says "that's hilarious". Chima asks Jeff "he didn't tell you?"...Jeff says Jordan just told him now and he said omg, when he sleeps he always rocks himself to sleep...Casey says he's covering his tracks...Jeff says no, they all know he does that...Jordan says if a girl was in there masturbating she'd be ewwww, she'd feel weird...Jeff says he'd be jealous...Chima says girls are quieter...Casey says they don't have to give it the force they do...they all laugh... Chima says they are more suddle...Jeff says if a girl was doing that he'd have to take a shower...Casey says they must know people have done that here before...Jeff says the internet woud catch that...Jeff says you have to forget about your boy while in there, shut it right down. Jeff gets up while Kevin walks in and Jeff says "there he is"...Jordan & Chima laugh...Kevin asks if they're sleeping together tonight?...Casey says not after this conversation...Kevin asks if they're cuddling up...Jeff asks if Kevin minds him rocking himself to sleep?...more laughs...Jeff says "he'd be rocking and rolling something else"...more laughs...Chima says Jordan told Jeff...Jordan tells Kevin that she told Jeff the story...Kevin says he told Lydia "I think I caught Jeff jacking off"...Jeff says "omg dude!"...Casey says Lydia told Natalie, Natalie told Jessie who told Ronnie and Ronnie told everyone...Jeff says Ronnie said that in a DR session...Casey says he already tweeted that shit LOL Kevin says when Jeff was talking about how he rocks his foot he was like "oooohhhhh" (he realized his mistake)...Kevin says Jeff was being pretty aggressive...they laugh...Jeff says he hopes they (BB) play both sides or none of them otherwise he's going to look like a big pervert. Jordan leans back and Jeff grabs her bent leg and bites it. 😊 Jordan whines a little and rubs Jeff's head while Jeff holds onto Jordan's leg...cute. 🥰 They get playful with each other and Kevin asks if tonight is the night? Jordan says "nooooo" and the others laugh...Jeff starts scratching his arm...Jordan thinks Jeff has chiggers in his bed because he has all these bumps...Jeff says he was outside...Kevin jokingly says "who you calling a chigger?" LOL They talk about bugs for a bit and then talk turns to the masturbating story again...Jordan says she loves the story...Jeff says he just found out right now...Jordan says Jeff was shaking his leg and it made her think about it...Jeff says he does it every night...Jordan says when she heard it she thought she hoped he wasn't doing that, it's disgusting...Kevin says why? it's natural...Jordan says no, not with a bunch of people in the room, if she was in a room with 5 people and had her finger in her crotch that wouldn't be...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan says that would be awkward...Kevin talks about a girl at he used to work with that he thought he caught masturbating but he wasn't sure...they talk about if it was possible with what she was doing...Chima says maybe she had crabs...Jeff says maybe her junk was all rotten. Jordan asks Chima how many orgasms has she faked? Chima says oh, all the time...Jordan is surprised at this saying wow...Chima says some men don't know what they're doing...Jordan says she hates cocky guys who think they can get a girl off anytime and she's like uhhh, no...Natalie tells them what time it is...chatter about beds...lights get turned on and off. More chatter about beds...Kevin says Jessie has a crush on Natalie FYI...Jeff starts giggling about how Kevin said this...Jeff bonks Jordan and says sorry, she feigns hurt and Jeff says "oh stop", she giggles and they touch hands, Jordan rubs Jeff's fingers...they talk about tomorrow being up in Ronnie's HOH, they're going to listen to Legally Blonde the Musical...Jordan says she strongly dislikes him and wonders what he's been doing up there the whole time...Jeff says he's been jerking off...they talk about Ronnie. Chima says the camera is positioned on Jeff & Jordan...Kevin says "producers, in about 10 minutes they will begin to kiss"...they all laugh...Natalie says it could be Jeff's last shot, you never know...Chima says she thinks that Jeff should kiss Jordan just for their pure entertainment (these people were OBSESSED with seeing them kiss! )...Jordan covers her face with her hands saying "noooooo", Jeff giggles...Jessie comes in asking about his laundry bag, discussion over that and laundry...Jessie gets in bed and starts imitating Jeff asking Kevin who he is...Jeff says they just got done talking about that...Jeff shows Jessie what he does...FISH...Jeff says he doesn't even notice he's doing it to be honest, every time he sleeps with someone they say "stop!" and he's like what? but now he knows. Jordan tells the story AGAIN...Kevin says he does it in spurts and wondered about his technique...Jeff laughs about that and says he can't believe they thought he was ripping one out in front of everybody...Kevin says he wasn't sure...the others keep talking while Jeff keeps touching Jordan's leg...they talk about Ronnie again and what the live show might be like, would Julie ask Jeff about his "issue"...Jordan asks if anyone on BB ever masturbated?...Jessie says he's sure they have...Jordan ewww's...Kevin says he feels like he's going to have a wet dream, it's been so long...Jessie says he doesn't have them...Kevin says he has to, right?...Chima says it's a man thing...Jordan agrees...Chima says she knows who she can have sex with if she needs to...they guess Russell...Natalie being the little shit disturber she was says "no it's Jeff, Jordan, you better watch out"...Jordan says "that's fine"...Natalie says she better hold her man close...Jordan says "oh Lord". Talk between Jordan and Chima about sex while Natalie wonders how what Jeff does makes him tired...they talk about Natalie and how easily she sleeps...Jessie says he sleeps in weird positions...they talk about mermaids...Jordan finally says she's going to bed and says goodnight and leaves… Looks no sound needed 10:39am Jeff and Jordan are laying on Jeff's bed waiting to be called up for the HOH lockdown...Michele is talking to them, mumbling and giggling, trying to tell them she doesn't normally talk in her sleep but she is sex deprived right now so... Jordan immediately suppresses a laugh, Michele leaves, Jordan looks at Jeff smiling, Jeff looks at Jordan and they smile knowingly (...knowing she is CRAZY!) ...unfortunately the audio stays on Michele's mic instead of focusing on JeJo so they are not heard but some cute looks are exchanged between them JeJo on the round chair HOH lockdown 10:45-11:50am The HG's are in the HOH on lockdown on the day of the live show. Jeff & Jordan sit together/cuddle on the round chair. Some cute moments between them: Jordan reaches over and rubs Jeff's head Jeff smiles at Jordan and positions his hoody asking her to rub his hair, she does :) Jordan finishes rubbing, covers her head with her hoody and lays her head down on Jeff's chest Jeff has been cracking some jokes and then covers his face with the fuzzy blanket...Jordan reaches over to take a fuzz off of his face, he thinks it's a booger and shakes his head, Jordan giggles... he sweetly looks at Jordan then takes a fuzz off the blanket and tickles Jordan's face with it :) Jordan mildly protests...Jeff says "you're tired? what time did you get off?" LOL...Jordan reaches over and squeezes and rubs Jeff's chin Jordan leans into Jeff again and starts rubbing his belly. They cuddle...feeds go to fish for awhile... Jordan moves her arm, Jeff asks if he's making her sick with the spinning? (of the chair), she says no and reaches back, she puts her hand on Jeff...Jeff holds her hand and caresses it, then starts playing air guitar on it :), they then hold hands...Jordan moves again...Jeff reaches over and scratches her arm, Jordan rubs Jeff's leg... LOL @ the 11:48am mark Jeff has gotten up and walks back to where Jordan is now occupying the whole chair, he slaps her forehead quite hard, probably harder than he anticipated, then Jordan oww's loudly, punches him back and calls him a butthole...he mumbles something about that's what she gets for throwing him off the chair...Jeff sits down with his back to the chair and moves it back and forth...Jordan complains saying geez, you keep moving...Jeff turns, points at her and says "two days", he does the "you're cut off" sign and lays down covering his head with his hoody...pretty funny considering 10 seconds later Jordan turns to get comfortable and with them pretending to be mad at each other, Jeff asks how Ronnie didn't know he had 6 quarters in his ass? and Jordan immediately bursts out laughing. Sexy legs in the GR 7:13-7:18pm Jordan and Jeff meet up in the GR to talk. The feeds switch to the GR just after the 7:13pm mark with Jeff says he was playing chess. Jordan lays back and says "I'm gonna be on the block again"...Jeff sadly says "I know, I was thinking the same thing"...Jeff assures Jordan about Ronnie being the target...Jordan says "are you sure he's sticking to that?"...Jeff says he better or he's going to make some enemies in there...Jordan says she was excited because she thought Jeff was going to get HOH...Jeff says he thought he had it, he hit it but the ball just bounced out, what is he going to do?...Jeff says "I had it in there". Jeff puts his lips to Jordan's leg, Jordan gets nervous LOL and says "oh well"...Jeff says it's better he didn't win...Jordan wonders what the HN comp will be since she is by herself...Jeff guesses...Jordan says she is mad at herself, she's really bad competing...Jeff says she needs to knuckle up...Jordan says she was trying, she's not good...Jeff says she could have won this one, he told her to practice more yesterday...Jordan says to quit making her feel like more crap...Jeff says he told her to practice (he was right!)...Jordan says she did (barely, lol) and she only had one chance...Jordan asks if he thinks it will hurt her? Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says whaddya mean why? and then he says she's not going anywhere this week. Jeff tells Jordan that he thinks it will be her and Michele nominated but if everything goes according to plan it will be ok...Jordan says she doesn't even want to talk anymore...Jeff says "listen!"...Jordan repeats she doesn't want to talk... Jeff says "will you listen first before you get all upset"...Jordan says she already knows what he's going to talk about, backdooring Ronnie, she knows but still...Jeff says not to worry...Jordan says it's not her fault, she has tried, she's just not good at competing, is it her fault?...Jeff says "whose fault is it?" (he has a point) Jordan raises her voice saying she's sorry she got out early...Jeff says to take it easy, it's over, if everything works out she'll get to compete in another HOH...Jordan says she sucks, her nerves were bad...Casey comes in the GR asking about moustaches and they start up with the Irish voices again...Jordan complains to Casey that she's terrible at competing, she's the worst...Casey says she has to fix that, her attitude won't help her either, her mind will tell her body what to do, a positive attitude will help her as opposed to a defeatist attitude...Jeff says it's a self-fulfilling prophecy, if you think you can't you won't...Casey leaves. Jeff puts his face near Jordan's leg… Jordan gets nervous again and moves her other leg saying she felt bad because Laura was sad...Jeff says of course she was...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks she is going home this week?...Jeff gives an emphatic "noooo"...they whisper about something inaudible about the game and then Jordan gets up and leaves asking Jeff to help her with her luggage and then they will lay in his room… Guy talk in the BY 7:33-7:37pm Jeff, Casey and Russell are in the BY discussing tomorrow's have/have not comp. They are trying to figure out how it will work now that Jordan is alone in her clique. Jeff says "Oh, I hope she's not on slop." Russell says he would feel bad for her. Casey says if someone has to choose a clique to be the have nots, she's an easy choice. "I know that's your girl, Jeff, but you can piss off three people or you can piss off one." Jeff says they'll worry about it when it comes and lights up a smoke. They change the subject to how fun the competitions are. Jeff wonders if production will make the veto something easy for Ronnie to win. Russell thinks they might. It will bring more drama to the house. They fear Ronnie getting in Jessie's head. Casey says Ronnie will definitely try to get at Jessie and Natalie. Russell says they are the couple of the house, along with Jeff (and Jordan). Jeff grins. "Dude, we're not a couple." Russell says they are cute. Jeff says "Dude, she my...she's a good getaway here, ykwim? You can just talk to her and laugh and not worry about shit. That is what it is for me." Casey says that's what Jessie says about Natalie. Stop it, Casey. There is no comparison! Casey says "I don't give a f#$k, Jeff. You could have three girlfriends in here." Jeff worries that Jordan will be a target again this week. Russell doesn't think so. Jeff corrects himself and says he thinks she will go up. Talk moves to who they want to see compete. Holding hands/PDA shyness/the right one 8:20-8:42pm Jeff and Kevin have been sitting outside...Jordan comes outside and joins them. Kevin says he loves how J/J are matching, how cute...Jeff says Russell too...Kevin asks if this is a signal or something?...Jeff says he doesn't know... Jeff says to Jordan "another week, are you ready for what lies ahead?"...Jordan says she is, isn't he?...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he's ready, always ready...Jordan says she's excited but disappointed, she wishes she could have done a practice run (what was that contraption in the BY for then? Jeff wanted you to practice didn’t he? LOL)..Jordan says she wishes she got a letter from home...Kevin says "yep"...Jordan says it would have made her feel better,Jordan says the game was luck...Kevin loved that it was a totally even playing field, anybody could have got it. They get quiet...Jeff says "we'll see, we'll see...stuff comes pretty fast the next couple of days"...the three of them discuss what is coming next, food comp and nominations, they're not sure...they get quiet again...Kevin then brings up how Julie Chen is on point with her questions, she fires them off quick, he thought she had set questions but she seemed to be ad-libbing with Jessie a little bit and with Jeff too...Jeff agrees...quiet again. Jordan out of the blue asks Kevin if her boob was hanging out was it?...Jeff turns and smiles big at Jordan while Kevin says no, he was keeping an eye on it. LOL Jordan says good. Jeff laughs at what Kevin said...Jeff says "I had one eyeball on the boob the whole time"...Kevin says maybe the one boob was popping out but the other one wasn't...Jeff asks if they think Laura is going to eat the pizza (she took with her)...Kevin asks if she packed it in her thing?...Jeff nods and Jordan says "and a crunch bar"...Kevin says Laura is going to so hate him because of in the first two weeks they were pitted against each other so she's going to see that...Jeff says he dogged her a little bit too...Jordan says she told her all of that...Jeff is surprised to hear this, he says he was going to tell her but thought he would leave it alone...Jeff says he was going to tell her that he said she talks about herself a lot...Kevin nods. Jordan says "twelve can't get here fast enough, I'll probably be on slop next week"...Jeff reaches over to touch Jordan's face but Jordan intercepts his hand and holds it...Jeff asks if he poked her eye?...Jordan says no, she gets nervous, they let go hands and then hold hands again, Jeff holds Jordan's wrist and then caresses the palm of her hand...Kevin sees this and says "ohhhh"...Jeff cracks up! and touches Jordan's face and then they hold hands again… Michele comes out to break up the moment and Jordan nervously lets go again...Michele tells them food is ready, she leaves. Kevin asks Jeff what is with the "bully" stuff...Jeff explains how he says bully like bowly, it's just his accent...Jordan smiles the whole time 😀 Kevin says his boyf can't say wood properly either, he just can't...Jeff says he'd like to meet him. Jeff gets up to have a smoke. (Kevin notices what WE all can clearly see demonstrated by the hand holding he just saw) He asks Jordan "are you shy? with public displays of affection?"...Jordan, knowing Jeff is right behind her shyly nods yes...Kevin says yes, yes you are...Jordan admits yeah, why?...Kevin says "interesting, I would have never guessed"...Jeff asks how long Kevin's been with his boyf...Kevin says "nueve anos"...Jordan says nine years...Kevin asks if Jordan took spanish? Jordan says yes, she's terrible at it...Kevin doesn't speak but knows a bit. Jeff asks "is there a masculine or feminine one in your relationship?"...Kevin says you mean top or bottom?...Jeff says not in detail, he doesn't want to get in that detail...Kevin says in theirs no, it's 50/50, that's why gay relationships are the bomb, he says in general one person has to be the one that makes decisions, drives, opens the door, etc. with two guys it's different...Jeff says what's wrong with that, it's like hanging out with a buddy (taking away the sex aspect)...Kevin says yeah plus females are complicated. Jordan says "really?" I get like that, I get moody"...Michele comes back & sits down...Jordan says "I'm a moody person"...Michele says "really? I haven't seen the downside"...Jordan says she gets moody when she's depressed...Jeff says everybody does though, that's everybody. Kevin asks Jordan what would make her cry? a letter from home? (what is he Nostradamus? LOL)...Jordan says she'd get teary eyed...Kevin says "but not boo hoo?"...Jordan says "no, I wouldn't want to boo hoo in front of a bunch of people" (LOL)...Jeff says he can see Jordan getting emotional when she drinks...Jordan says "if she drinks tequila, yes...it depends, if something is bothering me that I've had on my chest for a long time and I start drinking and I think about, yeah I will cry". Jordan says she hated the whole year of 'O7, it was the worst year ever, her parents divorced, they lost their house, she broke up with someone, she quit school, everything was going wrong, that's how it was, she was always crying and upset about something, that is when she started doing some wrong stuff like drugs...Jeff has gone inside...Kevin says he doesn't want to try that stuff because he knows he would get addicted...Michele puts her two cents in saying only 5% of people get addicted...they start discussing drugs...Russell joins them...Jordan admits she did coke and in her town a lot of people did, she got a bad reputation...Jordan says she'd stay up all night, had a really bad lifestyle partying...Russell says he's surprised with all that she's only been with one guy sexually...Jordan swears to God she has...Russell says "why?" Jordan says she's really weird about stuff like that...Kevin asks if penises scare her?...Jordan says no, she lost her virginity when she was 18, she was going to wait longer but thought it was the right time and then she got her feelings hurt really bad and she told herself that the next person she does it with will be the person I know I will probably end up with so...Michele plays devil's advocate and asks what if it takes her a really long time to find that person, like when she's 35...Jordan says no, she would but she would wait a while if she started dating someone...Russell asks a similar question to Michele...Jordan starts to answer but Lydia comes out and interrupts...Jordan says "I don't know, I just want to wait on the right person" (mmm hmm 😉) Russell says that's cool, everyone's got their thing...Jordan says "I just can't do a guy because he's showing me attention"...Kevin says "that's good though"...Kevin asks how much time is she talking about?...Jordan says she knows after the first couple of dates if she has that "feeling"...talk turns to Russell's conquests. The irony of this next statement by Jordan is not lost on me, LOL... Jordan says there was this one guy she knows she could date, he's perfect but he's who she would want to date when she's a bit older like 26 because he's too settled, he probably wouldn't want to go out as much as her, that would be a problem, he's very into his work but she knows when she's 26 she would want that, she's only 22, she doesn't want to get herself into all that, she doesn't even know if she wants to get married anytime soon, she doesn't want to make a mistake & do that too early, she doesn't even want a boyfriend, you're always arguing, she's just terrible at relationships. Jordan then says she likes all types of guys, she doesn't just have one "type"...Kevin says "guys from Chicago?" 😚 I’ll get you to the jury house 10:44-10:48pm Feeds switch to Jeff & Jordan who are sitting outside discussing game. Jordan, tries to explain why she did poorly in the HOH comp, she says her nerves were really bad today being up on the block, thinking of a speech, being on slop for a week...Jeff says he understands, he's just glad Jessie won...Jordan asks if he thinks Jessie will put her up?...Jeff says it doesn't matter because Ronnie is the target and if she does go up, he'll put up Michele with her and Michele will go home...Jordan says "good God, so what if none of us win POV? whoever wins the POV is supposed to use it right?"...Jeff says yeah, 100%...Jordan says so they can backdoor Ronnie...Jeff says yeah. Jordan says they have to work on these competitions, she has to start drinking water and eating healthy...Jessie & Natalie are called into the DR and J&J comment on that. They talk about how Natalie started up right after Jessie won HOH and how they have to stay on it...Jeff says he feels like the tension is lifting a little for him...Jordan tells Jeff to stay up Jessie's ass and she can tell Russell is getting annoyed...Jeff says that he is glad he didn't win, at this point he doesn't need to make two more enemies...Jordan says Jeff could have been HOH and she could have been up in the room...Jeff says sorry about that...Jordan laughs, she tells Jeff to continue she is listening...Jeff says he told her three times, she's not listening but it doesn't matter, he knows what he needs to do. Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff wants to carry her...Jeff says he'll carry her to the jury house, then he can carry her, what does she mean, he wants to take her as far as he can, what is she talking about?...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks they can make it to the jury house...Jeff says "I'll get you to the jury house"... Jordan laments being by herself tomorrow for the food/HN competition...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan explains she has no team now and asks Jeff who she should pick if they ask her to pick a new team...Jeff says he already told her who to pick (Jessie)...Jordan says she doesn't think it's a good idea...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz that means he could put you up"...Jeff pauses and says "no pick him"...Jordan repeats it's not a good idea...Jeff says it's a good idea for her...Jordan says "it isn't for you though"...Jeff says "pick him"...Jordan says "but what about for you?"...Jeff says Jessie won't pick him because he's on Natalie's team...Jordan says but what if this is permanent, that means Jessie could easily put Jeff up...Jeff says he's not playing for HOH next week so it doesn't matter...Jordan says Ronnie has to go...Jeff says he'll be outta there, if she needs to pick someone, pick Jessie...Jordan says "who is backup?"...Jeff says "Jessie"...Jordan says "if not then who's backup?"...Jeff says "Jessie"... Casey comes out and they start talking game with him... You make me smile each day 10:27-10:37pm JeJo are alone again...Jeff says he just needs a couple of the big dogs knocked off like Jessie or Russell, he needs Natalie out of here. Jeff says Russell is already getting sick of Jessie...Jordan says Russell plays back and forth, Jeff can't tell him nothing...Jeff says he's not telling him shit...Jeff says he's noticed no one wants to make big moves until they're in the jury house, that's if they want to win, some people don't even care, they just want the jury house...Jordan wants to win...Jeff says she needs to step it up...Jordan says "you don't think I am?"...Jeff says she missed, the only one that missed today, she doesn't think Jessie isn't going to say something about that?...Jordan says she didn't mean to miss...Jeff says he knows she didn't mean to, she's alright... Jordan says she talked to Jessie and thinks it will be Casey and Michele...Jeff says he thinks it might be Casey because he's getting on people's nerves with the way he tries to control things. Jeff noticed that Russell and Casey were talking something private earlier and then they went into the GR, so they're scheming, hopefully to knock off Jessie not him...they talk about Casey a little...Jeff reminds Jordan to not tell people what he tells her...she says she doesn't...Jeff says to let them fight amongst themselves, if this was out in the real world and people were throwing stones at him he would shut them up in two seconds but since they're here, he'll be a good sport but if they were saying that Technotronics shit again to him he would smash their heads on the concrete...Jordan laughs and says "anger management"...Jeff says he controls himself in there for the most part...Jordan says she's talking about outside this world. :) Jordan asks if she should go talk to Jessie?...Jeff says no, it'll look obvious...Jordan says Jeff scares her when he says she needs to step it up...Jeff says to not take it as a mean comment, he's just telling her what other people might see...Jordan says she didn't miss on purpose, her nerves were bad sitting in the chair and she's sure she's going on slop for another week...they giggle...Jeff says he feels bad and would go on slop for her...Jordan says she knows she's going to, she's going to take a hot shower tonight...Jeff says that would suck. Jordan says "you did good today" :) ...Jeff says he should have won...Jordan says he should have LOL...Jeff says he's glad he didn't win...Jordan says she just wishes it wasn't Jessie that won...Jordan thinks it's good she talked with Jessie last night...Jeff says it's a good thing Ronnie's the target...Jeff says he doesn't know anything that goes on in the house but he doesn't foresee that not happening (wrong!) but who knows in this house, it's crazy town. Jordan says "I feel like you think you have to carry me” Jeff says "Jordan, I want you here, believe me you help me in ways you don't even know"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "how?" Jeff says "what do you think we're doing right now?"...Jordan says "talking game"...Jeff says "yeah we are, but I can say anything to you, ykwim?"...Jordan says "right" Jeff says "and it helps me, get through each day...you make me smile each day" 😊 Jordan loses her train of thought with the nice words Jeff just said...Jeff says "so you help me in that scenario, I know your goal is to get to the jury house, I know you want to win but ultimately you want to get to the jury house and I'm going to try my hardest to get you there" :) Jordan doesn't want people to think she's not trying, she tries...Jeff knows...Jordan laments how poorly she did on the HOH comp, she was nervous...Jeff says he was trying to talk to her before and she wasn't listening...Jordan says "I was too!"...Jeff says she wasn't...Jordan says she was focusing...Jeff says well listen, she needs to practice something, practice...Jordan says she's not the only one that hasn't won...Jeff says for her to worry about herself...Jordan says she feels like a target now that she hasn't won anything...Jeff says Ronnie is the ultimate target...Jordan asks who would be the target next week? Jeff says he hopes it's just not him. Jordan says "omg, I will die if you go before me"...Jeff says he's glad he's not HOH because if he was he'd have to put two people up and that would be another two people that would get pissed at him...Jordan hopes Michele would win next week, she wouldn't put her or Jeff up...Jeff thinks she would put up a big player...Jordan says she had a talk with her...Jeff explains how Michele was telling him the other day she didn't want to talk with him because Jeff wanted her out of there...Jeff was like "what are you talking about?", "what the hell made you think that?"...Jeff says he told Michele if she had a problem or anything with him to just ask him about it...Jeff says "she's crazy"... Jeff & Jordan continue chatting 11:36-11:47pm Jordan says that she had a problem talking with the others, there was silence, nobody has anything to say to each other...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says her and Jeff talk, they can talk about anything and then when they're all together there's nothing to talk about, she sees what Jeff is talking about when he says that Jessie and them talk about weird stuff, she doesn't get it...Jeff says OMG, it's painful...Jordan says she knows the stuff she says they probably don't get but Jeff understands it...Jeff says "you just make me laugh" :) Jordan says "I really did think I was gonna go home"...Jeff says no, of course she thought that but he knew she wasn't...Jordan asks if her boobs looked like they were about to pop out did they?...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan says "my hair looked ok?"...Jeff says "yep"...Jordan giggles "yep"...Jordan turns to face Jeff and says "man, I wish I would've won, I want a letter from home"...Jeff says "I wish you would've won too" 🥰 Jeff continues saying "next week win"...Jordan says she will try and he will get to see what her family looks like...Jeff says "I hope so"...Jordan says it was funny when they showed them all (live show), Jeff in his cheerleading outfit... Jeff says "hilarious" /sarcasm Jordan repeats "hilarious", she asks him to say it again, he does and she repeats again...Jeff says "how do you say it?"...Jordan says it...Jeff tsks saying he asked her to say it and her accent is worse than his...Jordan nuh uh's...Jeff says he didn't know he had such a weird accent...Jordan says "toona, it's like different, it's just like tooooona"...they wonder about Jeff's accent. Jordan points out a cold sore and Jeff says awww LOL...Jordan says she ate a lot, she's full, she ate 4 candy bars, 2 pieces of cookie dough, 2 pieces of bread, spaghetti, pizza, a salad and a sprite (whoa!) ...Jeff says it's alright, she just came off slop...Jordan says yeah, he doesn't know how good that pizza tasted...Jeff asks if she even warmed it up or just ate it with the napkin on there?...Jordan says no, she ate it cold...Jordan laughs asking Jeff if the position she is in is going to look bad?...Jeff doesn't get it at first saying "what? what's going to look bad?"...Jordan laughs saying he gets mad, her head's at his (crotch LOL)...Jeff looks at Jordan shaking his head...Jordan says she's just kidding. :) Jordan says she felt bad for Laura...Jeff says yeah, of course but somebody's got to go...Jordan thinks what Jessie said was wrong...Jeff says whatever...Jordan looks at Jeff's necklace asking "who's St. Anthony?"...Jeff says "just a saint"...Jordan asks "what about him?"...Jeff says "he helps you find lost things"...Jordan giggles saying like your shoes?...Jeff nods saying people use it for that...Jordan says "or like lost love or something?"...Jeff says whatever she wants, whatever she believes...Jordan says "really? aww how cute...it's a Catholic thing?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if Jeff is strongly Catholic?...Jeff nods no, he just believes in what he believes. Jordan says she is not Catholic but not Baptist, she guesses Pentecostal or non-denominational...Jeff doesn't care what anybody is, whatever, religion is different for everybody so whatever you believe in is fine with him...Jordan talks about a girl she knew that wouldn't date a guy who was Catholic because whenever they have kids it would be hard, Jordan wondered why because this girl didn't even know if she was going to marry this guy. Change of subject twice by Jordan first she says "I feel like a heifer...now, cuz I ate all that food"...Jeff says it went by pretty quick right?...Jordan says "yeah"...then she says if she leaves or gets evicted she wants Jeff to get evicted right after her...they laugh...Jordan says they could hang out...Jeff knows what she means BUT :) ...Jordan says she would be really bored at the jury house if he wasn't there, she has nothing in common with everyone else...Jordan notices Jeff moving his feet/toes, she giggles...Jeff says he can't help it...Jordan says she whispered in Laura's ear "I'm sorry" but she was ready to go, to get out of the situation...Jeff says oh, for sure...Jordan says "oh man, I don't even know what I'm going to wear to the next one"...they giggle, Jeff shakes his head and smiles... Jeff says "so focused huh?"...Jordan says in a sing songy voice..."man, this is scary and I don't have to sleep on a hard bed tonight! I'm probably going have to sleep on a hard one tomorrow night! and eat slop!"...Jeff says he hopes not, she's going to have to go on another team...Jordan asks which one does she pick?...Jeff says Casey's team...Jordan says "offspring...no offbeats" LOL...Jeff says "omg...you're a little offbeat" Jordan starts to say "so BFF..." and then Jeff notices Jordan's ears and asks "did you wear one earring to the thing tonight?"...Jordan says "no I found my other one"...Jeff says "where?"...Jordan says she was packing and happened to find it on the floor, she saw something sparkle and was like OHHH...Jeff says "in the hard room?"...Jordan says yeah, isn't it crazy?...Jeff says "that is crazy, you found two things today"...Jordan says "and you know what? they're two different earrings"...Jeff says "it's cuz you were around St. Anthony" 😂 Jordan cracks up! Jeff says "you never know"...Jordan suddenly says "awww, you don't think I'm going to be put up tomorrow do you? I don't want to!"...Jeff says "your brain just switches thought huh?"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "you're like, I hope I'm not put up, cookie dough" Jeff laughs...Jordan repeats she doesn't want to be put up...Jeff knows she doesn't...Jordan says if Jessie does, she'll be so mad, she doesn't want to be used as a pawn...Jeff says it smells like trash...Jordan jokingly says Jeff smells like trash, she's kidding, she then asks what time it is and the feeds switch out… Jeff hates Jordan's Whoville face 11:49-11:55pm Feeds go off Jeff & Jordan for a little bit, when they return Jordan is telling Jeff that she doesn't think it's a good idea (to pick Jessie as her teammate should the cliques get changed up) because Jeff should be on his team in case he wants to come against Jeff, she really thinks it's a bad idea...Jeff says "yeah but it's good for you"...Jordan says "I'm looking out for you too!...I think it's best if you stay with him"... Jordan sits down on the table and continues arguing her points regarding Jeff staying with Jessie...Jeff says "so who are you going to take? Russell?"...Jordan says "yeah I could take him, I think it would be best, honestly...I'm kind of scared to grab Russell because he'll get irritated with me real easy". Jeff says "then who would you take?"...Jordan says she can't take Jeff because they'll be major targets...Jeff says she can't take him...Jordan says she can't take Casey...Jeff says he thinks she has to take Jessie...Jordan doesn't think it's a good idea...Jeff says "then who you going to take!?"...Jordan says "listen, don't raise your voice at me because you get aggravated...Jeff says they're going in a circle...Jordan says "don't get an attitude, she's trying to talk to him"...Jordan pulls Jeff's shirt that she is wearing over her knees and tries to lighten the mood by pretending that's what she is going to look like...she laughs. Jeff says let's go eat, she can do whatever she wants to do...Jordan glances at herself in the mirror and says whoa! it is kind of wide...Jeff sarcastically says to stretch out his shirt a little more...Jordan pouts and says Jeff is mean...Jeff says she wants to win but doesn't want to pay attention...Jordan says to listen, this is the plan, if she has to pick, she doesn't want to pick Jessie because Jeff needs to stay with Jessie & Natalie because she thinks they would try to get Jeff out for the next week so she thinks she would need to pick someone else, yeah that would protect her but she thinks it's better that Jeff is with them than with her because he has a better chance of winning. (and who said Jordan didn't play the game?) Jeff says "then who would you take?"...Jordan says Russell, Russell would be the next person...Jeff says that doesn't split Jessie & Natalie up, how is he going to get them out of there?...Jordan asks if she should take Natalie?...Jeff says no...it might not come to that but when it does pick whoever she wants...Jeff sits up to put on his shoes...Jeff says they might just send her on a team...Jordan says she's the last person, she can't do this by herself...Jeff says he doesn't know what's gonna happen...Jordan says she doesn't want to be by herself. Jeff says Jordan is driving him bananas, he doesn't know what's gonna happen, maybe they'll send an astronaut in there and take her away. Jeff smiles at her...they talk about Natalie/the bee incident and how she fell in the pool and it was funny, why were people so sensitive about it...Jordan says if it was them they would have been laughing...Jeff says if it was him and he broke his leg, they would all be laughing, as if they would run to blow dry his shit, f**k them...Jordan says "youuu are so sensitive"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says he's more sensitive...Jeff says he's just tired of shit, he wants someone to make a move, to stop being pussies...Jordan says that's been hard with Ronnie & Jessie twice being HOH. Jeff says let's go make some salsa...Jordan stares at Jeff and fumbles her words, she asks if he wants anything...Jeff says no, he'll sit with her...Ronnie has come outside and gone back in...Jordan says she feels bad that they're being really mean to him, she feels bad that he's lonely but she can't give in to that, you know?...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "I know"...they continue to eye lock and Jordan smiles... Jeff says "don't give in, dude, look what he did to us"...Jordan says "yes, I know this...but I care more about people"...Jeff says "after they stab you in the back, what do you care about them for?"...Jordan says it's because she has a heart...Jeff says so you can be their friend so they can do it to you again? that's awesome...Jordan says no, she didn't say that...Jeff says if he wants to pull the "it's just a game" card, we're still in the house, still playing the game so go sit in the corner and don't talk to me. Jordan pulls her ears and makes the Whoville face... Jeff smiles and says "I hate that face"...Jeff says eww, your little thing is sticking out...they laugh...Jordan pouts, shakes her head and says he gets them too...Jeff says "get what?"...Jeff says "no I don't, what's everyone laughing at?".Jordan makes the Whoville face again...Casey comes outside...Jeff says if Jordan is going to eat, then eat...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks for help up and Jordan obliges...Jordan makes the face for Casey and he says it's a monkey face...they all walk inside with Jordan saying it's a Whoville from the Grinch that stole Christmas.

July 19 JJ game talk on the hammock 12:05 am Jeff & Jordan talk mostly game, they think that they are in the loop when it comes to house decisions but are totally not, lol. They think that they are going to save Laura by putting Russell up as the replacement. Jordan says she had to make a deal that she wouldn't put Jessie up next week if she wins HOH. Jordan doesn't trust Jessie, Jeff says he doesn't either but trust him for as far as they can. Jordan says she went upstairs and Chima told her to not put her up either but she never promised it to Natalie. Jeff says he's putting up Chima for sure if he wins. Jeff tells Jordan to not even give Laura a hint at all about her getting taken off...Jordan wants to...they have to play it cool around her and Russell. Jordan says that the others think she doesn't want to be there, she acts like she's not trying...they think that Jordan is just there to make buddies, Jeff says yeah, Kevin is really trying over here :/...Jordan says they say everyone is trying but her...they said they think she is throwing comps...she is doing a really god job because she's not a threat...Jordan doesn't believe that...Jeff asks who said that...Jordan says Chima, Kevin, Lydia & Ronnie...Jeff says to take it with a grain of salt...Jordan doesn't trust Ronnie...Jeff says me neither but they have to use everything they can...Jordan thinks they need to keep Laura because they will go far with her, she is smart. Jeff says they might have to play people against each other. Michele says Jordan needs to stir up trouble but Michele doesn't know the plan... Jordan hopes Laura wins next week because she doesn't have a deal to not put up Jessie. Jordan says she doesn't trust him. Jeff says he doesn't trust anyone that is why it's easy for him to stab people in the back. Jordan says when Jeff was playing the veto, Natalie was looking at Russell and then Jessie and them were all looking nervous and when Jessie pulled Jeff aside to talk about the four of them being a team she was like guh! Jeff says he's not putting all his eggs in that basket. Jeff talks about his talk with Jessie after the veto. Jeff & Jordan share some grape chapstick. 💄They talk about the coin veto comp and how Jordan was getting pissed that the others seemed to be working against Jeff so he wouldn't win. Jordan thinks that Laura thinks something is up, they are being sketchy. Jordan thinks it is a test to see if she will tell her. Jeff implores her to not say anything to Laura. Jeff says he told the others that he told Jordan 5 times to not to tell anything to Laura, Jeff is not going to tell Casey either because he doesn't want him acting differently. Jeff tells Jordan to tell Laura afterwards that she didn't tell her so she wouldn't act differently. Jordan says she feels bad, she's too nice...Jeff says this is the game. FORESHADOWING of future conversation that would cause a tiff...interesting that Jordan was the one that initially started the whole gliding/skating talk Jordan knows and says she has to get mean. Jeff says she needs to crack some heads. Jordan says she'll let Jeff crack some heads and she can glide her way...Jeff says she needs to do her part though...Jordan says she is. Jeff tells her not to tell anyone about him and Jessie. Jeff rambles on about Jessie, Lydia and Natalie and talking to someone and not talking to someone...he made me very confused...I have no idea how Jordan understood this at all, LOL Jordan says good job and then starts stumbling over her words and loses her train of thought I think she was confused too! :) Jordan then says she at least has to make it to the jury house...Jeff says he's trying to carry her but she's getting heavy...Jordan says why? are you serious? Jeff straddles his leg over her and says no, he told her, she's good, he's just joking, take it easy. Jordan says then why are the others saying she acts like she doesn't want to be here. Jeff says they know they can't tell you shit. Jordan holds onto Jeff's leg and goes over more of the same game talk...Laura comes out to join them...and then Ronnie joins them...they talk about the slop and the intestinal tract, lol. Jordan asks Laura if she wants to sit, she scoots Jeff's leg over and then feeds cut off... Feeds return a minute later with Ronnie sitting on the ground talking to Jeff & Jordan who are in the hammock, Laura has left. Ronnie tells them that Laura is still going home and the others want Laura gone before Russell. Jeff & Jordan are frustrated. More game talk and lots and lots of lies, lol. (I won't be recapping because the thought of hearing Ronno's bs for the next 10 minutes are 10 minutes of my life I already gave up 9 months ago that I will never get back! ACK!) Ronno leaves saying now Russell is going up. Jeff & Jordan continue talking about Ronnie, Jeff says he has no idea what Ronnie is going to do. Jordan says Jeff is stressing her out, Jeff says the same...Jordan says the others are getting Ronnie to do everything they want to do...Jeff says for Jessie to make his own decision and sleep with it. 🤷 More rehashing of Ronnie, Jessie, etc...feeds cut off... Feeds return 5 mins later Jeff & Jordan are laying next to each other on the hammock now...they are STILL talking about Ronnie, Russell, Jessie, etc. lol. They just want Ronnie to make a decision. Jeff says Jessie controls everyone minds in here for some reason. Jordan wants to win, Jeff says lets just make it through this week, Jeff says why can't someone make a move, they are all like sheep with no balls, how do they expect to win...Jordan says here comes Laura, I wish I could give her a hint. Jeff says no, what did I just tell you? Jordan says ok God...Jeff says let's go to the couches...Jordan says no, he's just getting on her nerves...Jeff says if she is staying and then he says he will be right back and he leaves... JJ game talk continued 2:30-2:35am Jeff is outside laying on the hammock. Jordan joins him and sits on the ground by the hammock...she asks him what's up?...he says nothing, just relaxing...Jordan says she's tired, she talks about "them" taking the green pillow she slept on last night...Jeff asks if she wants to swing for a little bit...Jordan asks where her blanket went and asks Jeff to get it, she doesn't want to get up...pleeeeeeease! Jeff ponders and says alright...Jordan says "or give me your jacket so you don't have to walk all the way over there"...Jeff unzips it and gives it to her...Jordan covers up with it and says thanks...Jordan asks why he's wearing his shoes, she says she can't find her sandals for the life of her...Jeff says they have to be somewhere...Jeff says BB would have put them over there if she left them out here. Jordan says she wants to get up early tomorrow...Jeff says for what? Jordan says to get motivated, she feels like a fat f**k...Jeff says sleep, get rest and workout...Jeff says they have all day to do nothing...Jordan mentions it's already 2:30, Jeff says he was ready to go to bed at 9...they start talking game about Ronnie and Laura...he gives her a headache...she feels like Ronnie is her boss...Jeff says he is playing 24/7...Jeff says he can't even talk to him because you don't know what's gonna happen anyways. Jordan says she has acid reflex, lol. Jordan says she hates when people burp. Jordan says Michele cleaned the bathrooms, it was nice of her. Jeff says Jordan washed a lot of dishes, Jeff did a quarter of them...Jordan says he does a lot, everyone else does shit. Jordan starts burping...Jeff says she hates it when people burp but she can burp like a pig? LOL Jordan says she has to get it out, she feels gassy...Jeff says she needs a Tums...Jordan feels like she has ants on her...Jeff says she does. Jordan gets in the hammock with Jeff and they banter over the pillow and his leg :) Jeff takes his shoes off...Jordan says they are outside fiends...Jeff says he wishes he had gotten that blanket to be cozier....Jordan starts talking game, she asks Jeff if she has booger? Jeff says he can't see... Jordan is concerned that they are seen talking together, Jordan says Natalie said she shouldn't be seen talking to J&J...feeds cut off of them... HN room frustration and apology 3:07-3:27am Jordan is laying down in the HN with Laura, they are whispering about game, hoping there is still a chance Russell might be backdoored instead of Jordan going up...Jeff opens the door and asks what they were giggling about?...Laura says Jordan was trying to make a move on her, she's on her little bed with her...Jeff says he can see...Jordan asks him what's up?...Jeff says nothing, he's going to bed and just heard them giggling. Jeff says things are weird...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's so quiet...Jordan says "and awkward"...Jordan says that "they" tried to say that Laura talked shit about Ronnie...Laura shushes Jordan saying she wasn't supposed to say that...Jeff asks "who said that?"...Laura says that Ronnie asked her if she had said anything negative about him recently? he had heard that and that's why he wanted to talk to her, he wasn't mad, she told him no and he believed her...Jeff says he knows something is weird...Laura gets up to go to the bathroom and leaves saying omg Jordan...Jordan says sorry... Jordan tells Jeff to leave the door open, she gets scared...Jeff says he'll sit down, he asks if she wants to scratch his back?...Jordan says sure...Jeff says yes! it's because he's keeping her company...he lays down on his tummy and says "oh, this is the worst"...Jordan asks if it's his first time laying in there?...Jeff says he laid on his back before...Jordan starts scratching... Jordan says she feels eww, Jeff asks why?...Jordan just wants to tell her (Laura)...Jeff says "no, don't"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says don't please, keep your mouth shut, for real...Jeff says "tell her what? you don't even know wtf is going on""...Jordan moans...Jeff says to not tell her because if it comes back, Jordan is outta there...Jeff asks if she wants to stay or tell her?...Jordan wants to tell her...Jeff says then Jordan can go home...Jordan says no, they're always threatening (?)...Jeff says that they (Jessie) just told him in the bathroom that Jordan might go up...Jordan says she is going to go up...Jeff says so stop talking about it. Jordan stops scratching and says that Ronnie can't make up his fu**ing mind because he has no fu**ing balls...Jeff says "scratch my back"...Jordan says no, she's fu**ing pissed off, if she's going up anyways then she's telling Laura...Jeff gets agitated saying why can't Jordan just do that, she doesn't know what's going to happen...Jordan says she is going up anyways...Jeff insists she doesn't know...Jordan says she does, my God...Jeff says he knows Jordan is going to tell Laura, he swears to God she's going to ruin it...Jordan says it's re*****d, Ronnie is going to put her up anyway so...Jeff says no he's not...Jordan says "yeah he is" (she was right!) Jeff tells Jordan about the convo he had in the bathroom with Jessie, Jessie told him that Ronnie was pretty adamant about saving the two of them...Laura comes back in and talk stops btw them...Jeff sits up and silently puts his finger on Jordan's mouth signalling for her not to talk to Laura...Jordan swats at his finger saying he's mean...they join pinky's and make a pinky swear...Jeff says "alright?"...meanwhile Laura has stepped out again...Jeff asks "are you going to say something?"...Jordan says no, she's just going to say something to/about Ronnie (hard to hear)...Jeff says to not say anything, idiot, she's not going to find out for one day...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "God!"...Jordan says "quit yelling at me!"...Jeff says "why do you have to go against shit?"...Jordan says she's upset...Jeff says "about what? I'm the one who fu**ing went on", he says she's not even up yet so what is she upset about? (it will come Jeff 😒) Jordan says "do you not understand, it's like lie, after lie, after lie"...Jeff says they all live here, he knows...Jordan says it's lie after lie, it gets annoying...Jeff reminds her again to not hurt herself, not say anything for one day until someone is up...Jeff says it's going to be her, she knows it...Jeff says that he just said he wasn't...Jordan says she is...Jeff says everything you say in this house gets around so just don't say anything!...Jordan says she's not going to...Jeff says alright, why is it so hard?...Jordan says she's just irritated right now...Jeff says he knows what it's like, he's up there. Laura comes back, Jeff gets up walks toward the door, Laura lays down and Jeff says "alright giggles, I'll see you tomorrow, goodnight", he leaves. Jordan immediately starts talking game and it's obvious she wants to tell Laura...Jordan argh's and says everything frustrates her...they both vent about the house...Jeff pops back in telling them they're being loud and to keep it down bozos LOL Laura laughs but Jordan snaps at Jeff saying "Jeff! please, be quiet...I'm mad at you right now"...Jeff says "you are?"...Jordan says yes...Laura tries to lighten the mood saying that Jeff just called them bozos, of course they're mad :) ...Jeff asks "for what?"...Jordan says "cuzzz"...Jeff says then do what you want Jordan...Jordan says that it's just that Jeff keeps listening to "them" even after they prove they're liars, it's annoying...Jeff asks what does that have to do with him?...Jordan says he is listening to it...Jeff asks if Jordan has another option? what does she think is best? what can they do?...Jordan says Ronnie is dumb, he does the opposite of what he says he's going to do...Jeff says she's frustrated at the situation, he doesn't know why she's mad at him for...Laura says she's not mad at Jeff, just frustrated at the situation...silence...Jeff says he's just saying talk as loud as she wants and do whatever she wants to do and keep it down if she wants, if not, don't...Jeff leaves...Jordan says she wants to shoot herself right now...Laura says it'll be ok....they go on to vent and whisper game for a little while... Just after the 3:26am mark Jordan tells Laura that maybe she should apologize to Jeff, she feels bad...Laura says she should...Jordan leaves the room to talk to Jeff...both cameras stay on Laura while Jordan does this but cam 3 does eventually switch to J&J in the RR...Jordan is telling Jeff something about Ronnie...Jeff says he frustrates him too, believe him, he was just on the block, if he didn't win the veto, he'd be going home...Jordan says alright, she was just telling him that, she gets mean when she gets mad...Jeff says he was just trying to help her, things are difficult enough...Jordan says goodnight and rubs Jeff's hair...Jeff says thanks, goodnight and Jordan goes back in the HN room… Jeff just wants to protect Jordan 12:20-12:32pm The HG's are all sleeping in except for Casey & Russell who are outside. Jeff gets up and comes outside and joins them. Jeff says it's hot like a mofo. Russell asks Jeff if Ronnie is flip-flopping (on who the replacement nominee is) and Jeff says no, he's still sticking with Jordan but he says he's putting her up, then not putting her up and now he thinks it's back to Jordan. Jeff says he doesn't even care what he says because who knows what he's going to do. Jeff says he's going to put up every single person in the house, do this and do that and put him back up, he already has the veto, wtf...Jeff says that Ronnie just says what pops in his head at the time you ask him, who the f**k knows... Jeff says "the only thing I wanted out of the whole thing...why would you...how strategic is that to put Jordan on the block?...whatever, I'm just trying to protect Jordan is what I'm saying :) ...she was the only one that was there the whole time I was there...when I was all alone, that's why she's getting my sympathy" Casey says" what am I fu**ing chicken liver? you keep forgetting remember when you was out here by yourself and I was your smoking buddy? I get nothin' man, I get nothin'" (Sorry Casey but that was NOT the same as what Jordan did, she put her neck on the line for Jeff and didn't care what anyone thought, you my friend rode the fence and fraternized with Jeff to keep him company, TOTALLY different) Jeff says to not turn this around on him, he was on the block so...Casey jokingly says let's see next week because him and Laura are guaranteed to get HOH next week...Jeff says Laura might not even be there herself because if it's Laura up vs. Jordan, he would think Laura would go. Jordan comes outside all bundled up in her peach hoody and the grey blanket. She looks cold and tired. She can't believe it's 12:20 already and she froze last night. She goes back inside and Jeff follows her to get his swim shorts on. They go into the bathroom, Laura is going in as well. Jordan says she is cold and Laura says that was the worst night's sleep yet. Jordan sits down and Jeff grabs his shorts but waits for Michele to get out of the stall, he sits down by Jordan and asks her if she's frozen...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff goes to change. Chitter chatter from the girls and then 5 mins later J&J are in the kitchen... Jeff is prepping a bowl of tuna, lol and Jordan comes in the kitchen and ask Jeff if that's tuna...Jeff says no...Jordan says what's that fishy smell...Jordan sees he is having tuna and she says "eww you are...freaking nasty" Jordan mills about looking for something in the cabinets, she mumbles about her and Laura eating "that" and then she says "always more dishes, always" She then starts singing Check Up On It by Beyonce (BB played it to wake up them up), a couple of lines (no fish surprisingly) and then Jeff sings a line right after her (super cute!). Jordan says she can't believe what time it is, Jeff says me either, he's glad they let them sleep, it's Sunday, he's closed on Sundays. Jordan says she's closed today, she's going to the pool...Jeff says nice! me & you can go to the beach. :) Jordan says she's just going to lay out there all day. Pool time - Jeff wants to love drown Jordan 1:04pm Jeff and Jordan are outside along with Laura and Ronnie. Jeff is on the blue raft in the pool...Laura is also in the pool, they are talking about how her boobs are falling out of her bikini top and it's annoying her...Jeff is saying that if she just walked around with her boobs hanging out all the time no one would even care....Laura gets out and sits near Jordan who is sitting on a lawn chair... Jeff asks Ronnie what's wrong, he looks stressed out...Laura wonders if the veto meeting will be today...Jeff jokingly says he's going to dunk Ronnie for 10 seconds for nominating him...Ronnie says ok...Jeff says then they are even...Ronnie says it sounds good...Laura says it would be the best revenge ever huh? Jordan then says "Jeff always wants to dunk me"...Laura says "drown you"...Jordan says "yeah drown me and I didn't even nominate him"... Jeff says "yeah but I wanna, I want to love drown you Jordan" :) ...Jordan and Ronnie giggle... Laura is called out by BB to put on her mic...Jeff then says "Laura, please put on a bigger bikini" 😂 Pool time - Big Mac or a salad 1:29-1:34pm Jeff has been laying on the raft in the pool for around a half hour...Jordan has been tanning with Laura...Jordan gets into the pool and dunks her head to wet her hair...Jeff starts pretend choking her from his perch on the raft...Jordan laughs and says "choke"...Laura says she can't believe that Jordan is still wearing that one earring...Jordan says she still can't find her other one, but her luck has turned around so it might be a good thing to keep the one earring...Laura says that most girls she knows would lose one earring and then say, shit, and not wear any, only Jordan would continue to wear the other earring...Jeff says "that's a true story" Jordan starts humming the McDonald's song "I'm lovin' it"...Jeff asks if that is her ringtone? 😅 ...Jordan says "no"...Laura says she would chop off her left foot for McDonalds...Casey yells out that something about McDonalds and a ringtone. Jeff starts in on the "I mean Casey, which one you gonna have" routine and Casey who is sitting tanning starts doing his Jordan impersonation "Casey, come on, Casey, you know it's hard Casey...you can have a salad or a Big Mac, which one you gonna have?" Jordan says Big Mac...Casey says "you're gonna have a Big Mac Casey, come on!" They all start laughing especially Jeff who says "that's the best!"...Laura says "who is that?"...they say it's Jordan...Casey explains that around the 7th day in there they were talking about eating right and Jordan was saying it was hard, Casey said it wasn't that hard but Jordan said >Casey, Casey, you're gonna go eat and you can have a salad or a Big Mac, which one you gonna have? A Big Mac, come on Casey"...Jeff starts cracking up!...Casey smiles big. Jeff repeats "that's the best!" Laura says only Jordan, she's the only female she's ever met like that...Jeff keeps cracking up...Casey does the gag one more time and says even when it happened in real time it was funny...Jordan laughs and says she loves to eat...Laura says so does everyone, that is the problem in America...Jordan says a percentage of Americans are fatter than the people in France...Laura says definitely, we're the most obese people in the world...Jeff says we're lazy. Laura says when she gets out of there the first thing she's going to eat is fast food...Jeff says he's going to Portillo's...Jordan says that is that Italian place right?...Jeff says then he's going by his buddies restaurant to eat at night...they talk about drinking and eating after BB and how they are not allowed to leave right away, it's a long process before they get out of there, out of the studio, they talk to a psychologist before they go to see if you're mentally stable to leave...Jeff says they would ask "do you want to stab somebody?" and his answer would be yes LOL Jordan laughs at the prospect of Braden going through that and Jeff says Braden is still on lockdown somewhere in the studio...Jordan says Braden probably pretended to be mentally unstable so that BB would give him a place to stay...Jeff says Jordan is so worried about that, not to worry he has somewhere to stay...they then convince Jeff to get off his raft so they can make a whirlpool in the water… JJ Pool time 1:42-1:46pm Just after the 1:42pm mark Cam 2 shows Jeff and Jordan playing around in the pool (faraway shot)...Jeff is wetting her hair and Jordan is whining that she doesn't want to get her hair wet, she's trying to get it dry...Casey yells from the lounger that her hair is already wet, she doesn't want to get it wet-ter...Jordan gets on Jeff's back and holds on while saying she is basically bald, she has no hair there...Jeff says (in a Jordan accent) so it dries fast...Jordan laughs. Jeff says Jordan has the giggles today, he thought she was being crabby all the time... Jordan says it's because she's cut off from Big Brother, it's Sunday, no talking about BB, no strategies people...Casey says to go into the GR, he bets they'll find a conversation there...Jordan giggles and says they are the dark side...Russell is stepping over to the dark side (he has just come outside). Jordan says she is just kidding Russell. Jeff starts going around the pool in a circle with Jordan hanging on... Casey says "come on in the water's fine Russ"...Jeff says they don't take the game too serious on this side, they laugh...Jeff says they crack more jokes and don't have such a great strategy but they have a good time...Jeff says they're more interested in planning the afterparty...they all laugh...Jeff then tries to drown Jordan 😋 she comes up for air coughing, poor thing, lol. Jordan says she was laughing under water, she then grrr's at Jeff...Jeff and Jordan move over to the stairs part of the pool because Russell is getting ready to jump in the pool, he belly flops in and Jordan runs out to lay out on the chair...Jeff gets out shortly after too... Sunscreen lotion tiff 1:46pm Jeff gets out of the pool shortly after Jordan gets out, he asks Casey to hand him the lotion in Jordan accent...Casey does the Big Mac/Salad which one you gonna have schtick again and they all laugh...Casey says that shit was so funny...Jordan who is sitting on one of the pool chairs explains to Laura how her mom says her name "Jor - DAAN". As Jordan is explaining Jeff asks her to put some lotion on his back...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what do you mean what?"...Jordan says "Goddd!"...Jordan puts some lotion on her hand to start applying...Jeff says "you're so lazy you know that? for real, it's like 3 seconds out of your life and wtf are you doing right now?"...Casey yells out WOW!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'm sick of this shit"...Jordan whips off the tank top covering her head and says "OMG! you know what? you stay on your side today and I'll stay on mine cuz you're getting on my nerves too"... Jeff says "you're getting on my nerves, could you put on lotion? God, I'm so busy today"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'll fu**ing drown you"...they laugh...Jeff says "hold on, I'm just kidding, will you be nice for once?"...Jordan repeats that they should stay on their respective sides because he is getting on her nerves (how did that work out for ya? lol)...Jeff says "alright just finish the job"...Laura says "that's what she said"...Jordan continues applying and then Jeff hastily gets up saying "gimme that, you suck, I'm staying on my side" and he walks away and asks Laura to finish applying the lotion...Jordan says "you're fired"...feeds switch out... JJ in the pool again 2:29-2:33pm Ronnie is outside talking to Jeff & Jordan who are in the pool again, Jeff on the raft. Ronnie is feeding them more lies and talks to them about Casey who just happens to join them while Jordan is telling Ronnie that she doesn't understand why Ronnie keeps asking their opinions when he just does what he wants, she's just being honest and that whatever he's hearing is BS, Casey keeps to himself. Casey & Ronnie whisper something about he said, she said, Casey jumps up and starts running around the pool and saying come on! Jeff & Jordan inch closer together, Jeff reaches for her arm, grabs it...he pulls her towards him and tries to hug her...Jordan says something inaudible, Jeff says what did you say? Again more inaudible talking between them, the mics focus in on Ronnie & Casey...Jeff holds onto Jordan but then lets go while she grabs onto his leg and the raft. She does the patented Jordan pats on his leg and then pushes him and he goes floating away. (geez Jordan was so self conscious of her & Jeff when others were around, lol) JJ pool time - sunglasses 3:41-3:46pm Jordan is right there beside Jeff in the pool, she starts whistling. She pinches Jeff's leg and then pats it hard, Jeff looks at her, she says sorry and giggles. Jeff does something to her (on her neck) and she says she just felt like it. Jordan pinches his upper arm and he looks at her again and goes to pinch her...Jordan says oh, no, don't do that, it would hurt. Jordan says she feels like she hasn't gotten any sun. Jeff thinks they have. Natalie yells out if Jeff wants a burger, he says yeah if no one else wants it, he'll take it. Jordan has taken off her sunglasses (she looks really pretty here) and Jeff says he can't take a good gesture, he thinks they might have put rat poison in the burgers, lol. Camera pans to Jordan's hand that was on Jeff's abs. :) They talk about the burger, a pickle and the 5 second rule of dropping food. Jordan says she keeps messing with her hair, then a plane flies over and what they're saying is inaudible but Jordan makes some weird dinosaur like noise, lol and Jeff gives her a look...Jordan wonders what her mom is saying about Jeff right now (if you only knew Jordan 😉 Jeff smiles and says "what do you think she is saying?" Jordan says she doesn't know...because she is sure she knows that Jeff is her BFF in the house, ya know? Jeff mmm, hmm's. Jordan starts talking to Jeff, he keeps his eyes closed...she says listen! He says he's listening, she says look at me! Jeff says "don't talk to me with those glasses on"...Jordan says why? Jeff says he doesn't like it. Jordan says why? Jeff says it gets him all pissed off because she could be all weird...a lot of the conversation goes through the eyes...whatever just tell me what you're saying...Jordan says they're planning on getting Russell some alcohol so he will get fussy and then people will want him out of here, they planted the seed, they watered it and hopefully it will grow... Jeff gets all riled up about Ronnie, Jordan says to not say anything, Jeff says he won't, he only talks to her...Jordan says that is good. She puts her hand back on his abs :) and they talk about Laura and how Jordan hasn't told her anything, Jeff says he doesn't think it's going to happen anyways. Jeff says there's no point in Ronnie trying to talk tough. Feeds cut off... Pool time - Jordan wants to make Jeff cooler 3:50-3:57pm Feeds return to J&J bickering about rubbing :) Jordan has her foot up on Jeff's abs now (must be in preparation for those wonderful Jeff foot massages that he loves so much, lol). She says she will rub his back on the hammock even longer...Jeff says how long? She says 30 minutes...Jeff says that is such a lie, everyone is lying to him...Jordan says "please" and Jeff starts rubbing...Jordan says thanks. She says she cut her toenails too short, Jeff says he doesn't like feet...Jordan says well obviously he likes hers because he is rubbing them...Jeff says they're in the pool and he can wash off. LOL (he dips his hand in the pool) They laugh. Jordan says he's doing it too hard, she has bones you know...she says he has to rub down, Jeff say this isn't a foot parlor, Jordan says he has to use two hands, Jeff says it's getting gross, Jordan says why? She says sometimes in life you have to do things you don't like...Jeff says for what? Jordan says for the other person...Jeff says she is about to get to the bottom of this pool. Jordan says his farts don't stink, Jeff says they do, Jordan says she doesn't smell them...Jordan says for Jeff to look at her hot pink tipped toenails. Jeff sarcastically says awesome. Jeff says he better get his back scratched tonight...Jordan says she will. She says she likes her feet rubbed and then something about crustiness and a cheese grater. :/ Jeff dips his hands in the water and Jordan says don't do that, she doesn't have crusty toes, she has nice toes...nice like Jeff says. Jordan sings Viva Las Vegas, Jordan wants to go to Vegas...Jeff says me too, Jordan wants to go so bad, she's never been, Jeff says she'll love it, it's crazy. Jeff stops rubbing, Jordan says it was an ok job, it could be better. Jordan makes popping noises, Jeff looks at her...Jordan says what? Jeff says what's wrong with you? Jordan says Jeff gets so mad so easy...he goes off really easy, he's short tempered, he needs to work on it...Jeff says she needs to work on compliments instead of watering his negative plant...they laugh. Jordan holds Jeff's hand and says when she mentions words like crunk she is just trying to help him out...Jeff says he didn't even say it so why say it...Jordan says she is reminding him...Jeff uhhhh's...Jordan says she is trying to help him out, make him cooler. She giggles. Jordan says Jeff is the type of guy that likes facials, doesn't he? Jeff says he's never had one. She is surprised, he seems like he would like them...Jeff says what are they? Do they rub you? Jordan says yeah on your face. Jeff says f**k yeah. Jeff says he's never had a massage. Jordan find this weird because he likes people rubbing him. Jeff says he knows. Jeff talks about getting his haircut and they would rub his temples before it, it was the best. They decide to go lay out in the sun... Jordan cute pregnant 4:02-4:06pm Jeff & Jordan are laying out getting sun. Jordan randomly asks Jeff if he thinks when women are pregnant it's cute? Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Jordan says she thinks she will gain 30lbs when she's pregnant...Jeff thinks she will gain a lot more than that...Jordan says probably, omg that sucks...Jeff says but no, you'll like it because you'll get to eat everything and have an excuse...Jordan laughs and says "and not feel bad about it?"...Jeff says his sister-in-law gained a lot of weight but right after she lost the weight, she worked out, she's got a good body...Jordan says she doesn't like to work out...Jeff says he sees....so just get pregnant. Jordan says eww, no...Jordan says she would die if she found out she was. Feeds cut off for a bit and when they return Jordan has her tank top on and is tying her hair, ready to go inside...Jeff says he wants to do his back a bit because he always does his front...he peeks some looks at her...Jordan says she has fat armpits...Jeff laughs...she says it's weird and she's always like eww...Jeff says fat armpits, I don't even know what that means...Jordan explains fat armpits, lol...Jeff says alright...Jordan says he's never noticed that? Jeff says he's never heard of that. Jordan says her sister's boyfriend always says that you can always tell if a girl is going to be fat by her knees...Jeff says how about by their eating habits. LOL Jordan says some people just like to eat, like her...Jeff says later, fat armpit 😛 Jordan heads inside... Jordan's goes off on Ronnie 4:15-4:28pm This exchange IMO is one of the reasons Jordan Lloyd is the sweetest badass girl to ever play BB and she deserved to win...she knew exactly what was going on in that house & was not going to back down from anyone, talk about putting someone in their place, it was a beautiful thing… Jordan is laying in Jeff's bed in the RR, Ronnie comes to talk to her and sits on the bed beside her. He wants to talk, he says he knows Jeff is upset and he knows what they want done and he has his own reasons for what he's going to do, the person he is putting up will be told before the POV ceremony so there are no surprises. Ronnie wants people to know what's going on. Ronnie says what he is going to do will upset her and may upset Jeff but ateotd his feelings on it is that they want the half million dollars and they should be looking out for themselves...he says this person that is going up...Jordan says you're putting Casey up...Ronnie says he probably is...Jordan says he has been wanting that... Jordan starts going off on Ronnie...she says she doesn't understand why he asks for her advice because he does what the other half of the house says so don't ask her for her advice and ask her what she thinks and then when she tells him, he does the complete opposite and then he comes in there and he tells her I heard this person saying this and this person saying that and then she'll try to give him advice and he does the complete opposite, just talk to them then and just ask them because everything he's done they've predicted...she knew he was going to put Jeff up, put up Laura, nobody in this house likes Laura, he's been saying for awhile he wanted to put Casey up, everybody is pissed off at Casey, so she knew he was going to put them two up, they have a stronger vote, whatever, so he's going to do whatever the majority of the house says because he doesn't want to piss anybody else off because he doesn't want to be a target, that's honestly why... Ronnie starts getting flustered and Jordan says she is just being honest and that is exactly what he's doing...he just follows...that's why he keeps asking everybody in this house...he goes to each person and asks them what they think and then he'll be like this person said this about you, oh I was in the bathroom I heard this person say that...so he's going back and forth between sides...he's basically playing everybody and she's starting to catch on what he's doing...she knows he's playing the game but don't ask her advice...basically she knows what he's doing, he's going to put up her or Casey, she's already figured this out cuz he wants Laura out cuz he likes Jessie and Jessie doesn't like Laura so he's going to put somebody up next to Laura so Laura can get out, he's not gonna put Russell up because that will help them in the game as an athlete...she already knows all this...so, he doesn't even have to explain it... Ronnie has been sitting there like this 🫤 the whole time, he finally says that the thing he wanted to tell her was this...just know and I'm not and this is nothing against Casey as a person, ultimately...uh...and everyone is so quick, like you were just...errr...and you're not incorrect but I'm just saying...everyone is so quick with me being HOH, not just you... Jordan says she knows, she already knows he's going with the majority of the house and what they say so don't go around asking us what we think and then go around saying I heard this person was saying this about that person, you're playing both sides...Ronnie tries to protest...Jordan says no, you really are though...but honestly everything you've said from the beginning to us oh, I'm going to do this you've lied about so now, honestly whatever you tell me you're going to do...for all I know I'm going to sit there and you're going to say "Jordan you're up"...I don't believe what you say cuz you listen to everything, you go and ask us but then you go straight to Jessie and ask for his advice and then you talk to all them and then change...Ronnie says he hasn't asked Jessie for any advice 🙄 Jordan says but then you go over there and you tell us that this person said this about you, like today you said oh, you tell Casey what Lydia was saying about him, now Casey is all upset, you're going back and forth between sides but you're out of it and now everybody else is going to start arguing and now Casey is going up and he didn't do anything, Casey has no problem with you and he's not a threat...it's just going to be funny when it backfires and a certain person is HOH and you're up and you're going to realize I should have done that. Ronnie says he understands and that's a roll of the dice and what he wanted to say was that just remember this...Casey is only playing for himself, no one else, Casey told him in the bathroom that he didn't care who he put up even if it was Jordan as long as it wasn't him. Jordan keeps going, lol...she says but don't keep acting like you really want Russell when you really want Casey or you really want me up there...just don't ask us, go outside and talk to them about it because I already know you're going to listen to everything they say, you're influenced by them because there's more of them and you don't want a target on your back...that is why. More err's and uh's from Ronnie, he says he doesn't want her to be upset...Jordan says she just thinks it's going to be funny after the show and you turn around and watch it and a mistake you're making when Casey is not even after you and someone else is and they're HOH and if you're up here (green chairs) and everyone is going to turn on you and you're going to end up walking out of here and you will be like God, I should have done that...I'm just letting you know. Ronnie tries once again to defend his position, he stumbles on his words, he repeats the playing for themselves schtick and Jordan says yes, everyone is...he says until you're the HOH it's very difficult...Jordan says that everything Ronnie says he hasn't stuck to so why is she going to believe anything he says now, everything he has said...he turned against them with the vote, you said you wouldn't put up Jeff & Laura, you said you wouldn't up her up, she's probably going up...Ronnie says Jeff wanted to be put up 🙄 Jordan says and now you're putting up Casey who's not even targeting you and now he's going to have one more person that doesn't like you, she just wants to shake him and open his eyes because he is putting up someone that has no problem with him, he's putting up someone that other people have a problem with, he's not doing it for himself, he's doing it to please everybody else in the house...because he doesn't want people to be mad at him and he listens to what everybody else says... Ronnie says no matter what people say he still thinks that Jeff will put him on the block...Jordan says go talk to Jeff and ask Jeff...Ronnie says Casey would to...Jordan says Casey wouldn't put him up...Jordan says to talk to him, she knows who he wants gone...she tells Ronnie again why he is putting Casey up...she says it's obvious what he's doing...but she's just saying don't come to her for advice because she knows what he's going to do...they predicted everything he has done, it's like he's trying to play good guy but you're turning against us, you're going to wipe each and every one of us one by one and you're going to stay on that side...she guarantees, watch, somebody up there is going to be HOH and you're going to be knocked out and he will say he made the biggest mistake, it's all she's saying. Ronnie says it might be...he tries again to let her know and Jordan says again that it's not because she has gotten closer to Casey but it's just that he's so, so...she just wants to open his eyes, he's going to do what he's going to do but he's going to end up sending the wrong people home when you had Laura's word that she would not put you up...Jordan once again tells Ronnie not to come to her and tell the others, she says not to share information because all it does is make everybody fight, now Casey is down in the dumps because of what you said earlier, all Casey does is listen, he doesn't say anything...Ronnie denies that...Jordan says believe what you want, you go out there and go listen to everybody else, so don't sit here and try to talk to me and say I'm going to do this so I sit here and think you're a good guy when I know you're going to put me or Casey up...Ronnie says he won't put up Jordan, he gave her his word. 😵‍💫 Jordan says how do I believe that? She says he is playing sides, he acts like he really cares...he turns around and does the total opposite so go out there and sit with them because you're going to listen to them...Ronnie - blah, blah, bs, blah, more lies, blah...Jordan says she can bet money it's her or Casey going up so he can forget about the other options because she knows it's her or Casey...Ronnie lies and says it's not going to be her...(Laura is seen overhearing the convo from the HN room)... Jordan says whatever, she says Ronnie is putting up someone that makes fun of him constantly...but he's not saying anything about that...she tells him to do what he's going to do...so it's fine...she turns and covers herself with the covers...Ronnie leaves.. Jordan & Laura discuss 4:29-4:32pm Ronnie has just left Jordan, Laura comes out from the HN room and joins Jordan in the bed. Jordan tells Laura how she went off on Ronnie, she rants... Jordan says it's so stupid, she's done talking about it...if Laura does go home she is going to cause some drama in this bitch...they laugh...Laura says it's f'n funny, Jordan says it's ridiculous...(Jordan massages her boobs while Laura stares at her, lol) ...Jordan continues going off, Laura asks if someone is in the SS room, Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't care...she is pissed... This made me giggle... Jordan says the bed is wet, she needs to put on dry clothes...Laura says well the bed is already wet...Jordan asks Laura if what she said was good, could she hear her clearly? Laura mmm, hmm's but doesn't say if it was good or not...Jordan then says "and then he gets up and walks off and pouts, now he's going to be like, I'm putting her up...PUT MY ASS UP"...she gets up out of bed..."I don't give a f**k"...Laura laughs...Jordan says "I'm serious, enough f**king bullshit"...they both laugh and Jordan goes into the HN room to change… Jordan says Jeff is cuter 4:38-4:50pm Jordan & Laura are laying down in Jeff's bed. Jordan has finished venting about Ronnie and says she is closed on Sundays and doesn't want to talk BB. (hmm, I wonder where I heard that saying before? ;) ) Jordan turns to try and rest...Laura says that if she is voted off and Jordan right after they can enjoy the rest of the summer at home with people they like that aren't liars and egotistical dipshits that aren't even good looking (Jessie)...she says that is why it's so funny to her that he's so obsessed with himself, his face is ugly as f**k...that is why he got his body to look like that because there is no way any girl would ever date him... Jordan says she would have thought Jeff would be kind of conceited but he's sooo not...she says that when she first saw him she wasn't like OMG...Laura laughs...but when you get to know him and his personality he's more fun, he's like really...he's cuter. 🥰 Laura says he's got a really good personality...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jordan says he always wants to be rubbed..."do it nice, do it nice" she giggles, Laura asks if she doesn't like to rub him...Jordan says no! 🧐 Jordan was in the pool and she was like rub my feet and he said no, there has to be a way it's going to be 50/50 and she said she would rub his back for 30 minutes and she said just rub my feet please and he did. Laura says that's really funny. They go back to game talk… Jeff tells Jordan not to take it out on him 5:30-5:39pm Jordan is laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR, Jeff is standing nearby. Jeff & Jordan whisper about the HG's. Jeff says he is sure he (Ronnie) sold you out so he's not looking at me again. Jeff gets in bed with Jordan while she is telling him that she asked Natalie what the plan is, she said Natalie says that Ronnie keeps changing his mind. Jordan says Ronnie pulled Casey off to the side. Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't care, Russell has been acting rude towards her too...she's tired and she's aggravated and she said she's not talking about it anymore...she says they told her that Ronnie said Jordan was dead to him...Jeff says he's such a little two-faced worm, why did he say that?...Jordan answers with a raised voice "I don't know...because he's playing both sides"...Jeff says he's so soft...Jeff closes his eyes...feeds go to fish...when they return both J&J have their eyes closed...they are quiet and then Jordan says "I don't like him anymore". Jeff smiles and rubs her arm and says alright, you're stressing out...Jordan says no, I'm ewww, this was supposed to be a no talk, no talk about this day and now look at it. Jordan grrrr's...Jordan says he just paces back and forth...Jeff asks Casey? Jordan says she wants to tell Casey and now all of a sudden he likes Russell.... Jordan says she doesn't want Laura to leave, Jeff says he doesn't think there's a choice...quiet again...they hear Ronnie in the kitchen saying something about Jordan but they can't make it out...Jordan says he is making up stuff...Jeff says he is talking shit about her...more quiet...Jordan grunts...Jordan asks why he keeps pacing back and forth, he always does that...Jeff says cuz he's a fu**ing idiot...more quiet... Casey returns from watching the movie...they ask him how the movie was, he says it was good. They chit chat for a bit...Casey says to stay cool, Jordan says they'll talk later... More quiet...Jeff says "Ronnie is not putting him up (Casey)" Jordan says yeah, he is...Jeff says then why did Casey tell us to stay cool, I bet you Ronnie told him that he's putting you up...Jordan goes ugh (rolling eyes) then turns to face Jeff...she says "why are you looking at me like that?" Jeff says "listen, I know you're getting frustrated and you get frustrated but don't take it out on me, alright, I wasn't looking at you like anything, I was just looking at you" Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan covers her face with the cover...Jordan asks Jeff if he is trying to go to sleep too...Jeff says kinda...Jordan moves her arm to not touch his and says there you go, Jeff looks at her, rolls his eyes and turns a little to the other side... More quiet...Jordan looks around, sneaks some looks at Jeff... Jordan whispers something about hating people when she leaves here and Jeff nods...Jordan says something about Russell (inaudible to me) and Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jordan asks if he is sleeping now...Jeff say no he's relaxing and not talking because he's pissed...Jordan says she's pissed off at him...Jeff says he knows but don't yell at him...Jeff says that is why I told you not to fu**ing say anything, when you say shit you know it's going to come right back to you, he told her to not say anything, don't say that shit... Jordan bites her nails...she says she can't fall asleep...Jeff says to relax...she says she tries to but she can't...Jordan lays down and says will you give me that (cover) and Jeff breathes out deeply...Jordan closes her eyes and turns towards Jeff who doesn't respond to her..Jeff's feet keep moving...Jordan rolls to the other side... Jeff buttons up Jordan 7:17-7:19pm Jordan has just taken a shower, puts on her makeup, then puts on a top that needs buttoning. She heads outside where Jeff is getting ready to work out and she asks him to button her top...he obliges. :) Jordan says she doesn't like buttons...Jeff asks her...dude, does it fit? lol Jordan says yeah, I got it before I got my boobs done...it'll fit. Jordan says to just work on this part...Jeff says he's trying to work it so it's closer...he says this motherf**ker...Jordan laughs...Jeff says dude, you're gonna bust out of this thing...Jordan says she's not, just button it...Jeff says to take it easy...he says it's like trying to fit a dog through a mousehole...😂 Jordan says sorry I'm holding my arm in your face...Jeff sits down to get more traction lol ...he says hold on, is this supposed to be easy or something? You gotta be fu**ing joking...Jordan laughs...Jeff says stop laughing! come here...smash your boob or something...she laughs...he says no, the other way, you had it, alright stop, don't move...Jordan says to not look at her armpit, he says he's not looking..Jeff says oh, yeah...I'm better at unbuttoning...you get it? 😉 He finishes up and Jordan goes back inside... Jeff & Jordan realize she’s going up 8:06-8:20pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside on the couches. Jeff says they will switch it up..Jordan says she can't think about it because she wants to cry...Jeff puts his hand on her leg, rubs and says "don't cry, oh stop"...Jordan says it makes her mad... Jeff says "you're not going home" Jordan says she is...Jeff says "no you're not" Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you're not"...they look at each other...Jeff nods no... Jeff tries to make her feel better by joking...he says "Ronnie says you're not going home so it must be true"...they laugh...Jordan says so it's exactly the opposite...she says it's because she told him off because of what she said, she can't hold it in...Jeff says that is fine, there's a lot of time from today until tomorrow...shit changes in an hour over here, someone trips over his foot and they're going up...Jordan says if she is going up she's going to act like Braden and then tell him to grow some balls...Jeff says she's not going home so don't say anything smart...Jordan says she is... Jordan says she doesn't understand why Jessie makes deals with Jeff and then she goes up...Jeff says he'll talk to him...Jordan says what about Russell going up...Jeff says that is over... Jordan whispers to Jeff to tell him something about promising to Ronnie to not put him up...she whispers about promising that if Russell goes up that Laura won't touch him, he has her word...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan says why don't you just suggest it...Jeff says he will...Jordan says to not leave that part out or she will be mad, if she watches the tapes back and see that he didn't say that then she will be even more mad...Jeff says yeah, because I haven't been trying my hardest since I've been here the whole time...Jordan says really he hasn't...Jeff says really?...Jordan smirks/smiles and says she's just kidding... Jordan says so what are you going to say please tell me? Jeff says he doesn't know he will have to think about it later...Jordan says come on...Jeff says you and this fu**ing Laura thing, do you want to stay or do you want her to stay? Jordan says her to stay so she can help us...Jeff says really, she's not, it's you or her, I don't understand what you don't get about that? Jordan says if she goes, I'm next and then Jeff says he's next...Jordan says Jessie had a deal with you...Jeff says how is he supposed to believe anyone in here, you can't make deals... They get quiet...Jordan smiles secretly... Then Jeff looks over at her...Jordan looks up and says it's cloudy, can you believe it? Jeff says he likes it and he cannot believe it...Jordan smiles and asks why he is being smart? Jeff reaches over to her cheek... Jeff says he hopes it rains, it would be nice, he wishes he didn't nap...they talk about the weather and Jordan keeps patting Jeff's hand which is on her leg...Jeff asks if she's hinting she wants to scratch his arm...she scratches...Kevin gets up and leaves the hottub area where he has been laying down... Jordan asks if she can tell Laura the deal now...Jeff says she can now...who cares now...Jordan says it does look like it might rain...Jeff can't believe what pussies everyone is in here, no balls, get some balls...Jordan says we need to win HOH or you and your team because then you won't let them put me up...Jeff says he needs to run around here threatening people because then they won't put me up...he says it's so stupid...he says this season is going to be so stupid because no one is putting up big players, it will be all about who wins veto...he says no one will put up Jessie, Jordan says she will, Jeff says who will vote him out...Jeff says they need to do something in the next two weeks or else they are both going home...Jordan says what about the deal Jessie made with you...Jeff says apparently it's not true...Jordan says it's going to be Kevin, Lydia, Chima, Natalie, Jessie and who else? Jeff says who knows, who cares... Casey comes out, they do their Irish voices, they comiserate and bash Ronnie. They figure all of their side will go out one by one...Jordan tells Casey what happened when she went off on Ronnie...they discuss how Ronnie has changed his mind over and over and then the feeds cut off... Are we going to continue? 9:45-9:49pm One of my top 5 favorite JeJo moments on the feeds, this told me that Jordan did want to continue with Jeff outside the house and the feeling was definitely mutual ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0nJ-r0ybkNQ Jeff is working out and comes inside to change...Jordan & Laura are in the RR talking...Jeff enters the RR, puts his hat down on the dresser...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says "what?...Jeff whips off his tank top and Jordan says they were talking. Jeff grabs a sweaty t-shirt to wear saying he likes putting on sweaty clothes and the girls say ewww...Jordan tells Jeff to "come here" :) ...Jeff approaches her and says "what?"...he leans over the bed and Jordan says to not talk so close to her face, he backs up a bit and Jordan says they want to say something really mean tomorrow...Jeff says "you do?"...Jordan says she's on her period now LOL Jordan says she wants to say something mean when Ronnie replaces Jeff with her...Jeff says "don't say anything"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "don't say anything mean, you want to go out with class and you might not go home so you don't want to say anything you regret"... Jeff puts his hat on and says that even if you were going home, you don't want to go out like that, you're going to regret it later but then again wtf does he know, do what she wants...Jeff starts to head out but Jordan says "wait, come here, I'm not done talking to you...sit down and talk"...Jeff says "now you wanna talk? all day I want to talk to you and you just blow me off"...Jordan says "cuz I was mad and now I'm on my period and I wanna talk"...Jeff just looks at her LOL ...Laura asks why that would make her want to talk?...Jordan doesn't know, she doesn't feel good so for Jeff sit down. Jeff says he's going to go finish his workout...Jordan with a sheepish look says "I'll probably be asleep by the time you're done" ;) Jeff asks what she wants to talk about?...Jordan says about life...Jeff says life in here or on the outside?...Jordan says on the outside...Jeff says "what about it?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff grabs Jordan's foot and stretches...Laura brings up Ronnie and his DR's...Jeff says they need to get some more film...they laugh...Jordan says they're going to look like the stupid ones...Laura mentions the "bitter? table for one" statement Dan made about Jessie during the HN comp so that is what she says they are "bitter? table for three" LOL Jordan tells Jeff that the other HG's were all asking her in the bathroom if her & Jeff were going to 'continue'... Jeff is like 🫣 and says "what?"... Jordan starts giggling and Jeff still doesn't get it, he says "what? you might as well just say it"...Jordan puts on Jeff's chapstick and says "are you and Jeff gonna continue?"...Jeff says "continue what?"...Jordan says "our BFF friendship"...Laura adds "when you get out of the house"...Jeff gets the sweetest, grin on his face... Jordan says she told them she said no...Jeff is like :) and says "what you want?"...Jordan says "I'm just kidding...I just said we were BFF"... Jeff shrugs and says "that's good"...Jordan says "that's what I told them...now I got a new BFF in Chicago and you got one in Charlotte and Laura's in the middle"...Laura says "I'm below y'all"...Jordan says "you are?"...they laugh and Jeff says "I gotta work out" and he leaves... Jordan sees Jeff’s tush 10:21pm Jordan and Laura are outside doing laundry and Jordan runs inside to ask Jeff if he needs any whites or greys washed. She goes into the bathroom to look for him and realizes he is in the toilet stall, she knocks half-heartedly and barely gives him any time to answer when she opens the door and sees his bare bottom, lol. She laughs and turns 4 shades of red... “Nice” rubbing & scratching chat 11:25-11:42pm Jeff & Michele have been chatting in the RR, Jordan & Laura, who have been in the HN room, join them...Jordan says they can't sleep...Jordan sits down on Jeff's bed, Jeff automatically puts his hand around her...Jeff says she had the giggles earlier, he could hear her...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly...Laura and Jordan giggle about what Laura might say about Jeff in her speech, it's either going to be about toona or technotronics, Laura asks if it's ok?...Jeff says she can go ahead...Laura asks what Jeff & Michele were talking about?...Michele says they were discussing which of them was going to be depicted on the show as the leper...Laura says all of them could be...Jeff says he could be that guy. Laura says she's hungry as hell...Jeff says he's hungry too, they made a bunch of steaks, he'll get to chew the bones when they're done...Jeff says he wishes they'd blow up on each other, it's never gonna happen...Jordan says she couldn't help blowing up on Ronnie, she was pissed, she won't say anything else anymore...Jeff says the damage is done, they're fu**ing out of there...Jordan knows...Jeff says to Laura she better not throw a big stone at him, it better be in fun...Laura assures him it is...Jordan says it's funny, she says if Laura goes before her she'll go next or vice versa. Laura wants a pickle or a steak or a pizza...Jordan says Ronnie will realize the mistake he made, the others are just being nice to him now...Jeff says whatever, he's sick of talking about it...Jordan says she's just saying...Michele says what's done has been done. Jordan says "listen, doesn't this make you laugh" and then blows a big fart on Jeff's belly...Michele asks if Jordan snorts when she laughs...Jordan says sometimes...Jordan pats Jeff's belly saying she's bored, she asks where Casey is? they don't know...Laura is irritated, she wants some fu**ing food!...Jeff says that they spilled slop all over the kitchen floor and didn't clean it...Jordan says "we did?"...Michele says someone else did it to make it look like they did...Laura says they didn't do that...Jordan says she cleans up after herself, they wouldn't do that...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan and Laura say whatever...Laura leaves to get a pickle...Jordan repeats she didn't do it...Michele says Jordan is considerate...Jordan says someone did that on purpose, she swears she didn't do it...Jeff says he isn't saying she did, he's just saying what the others said. Jordan rubs Jeff's belly a little and Jeff asks if she'll scratch him, for a half hour...Jordan says to come lay on the hard bed and she will...he says "for a half hour?"...Jordan nods...Jeff says "you promised!"...Jordan says she told him she would and she will...Jordan says "he likes to be rubbed Michele"...Jordan keeps scratching/rubbing... Michele says who doesn't? Jeff is like a little dog, giggle giggle 🫤 .Jeff says "you have to do it nice though!"...Jordan says "what's up with you and the word nice?"...Jeff says "because I'm not a dog, scratch it nice" :)...Jordan says it's funny how he says nice...more giggles from Michele BLECH Jordan who is too nice says "Michele you have a pretty smile"...Michele says "thank you"...Jordan tells Jeff to look at it...Jeff who is also too nice says "she is very pretty, I've seen it" GAG ALERT...Michele says to Jeff "you make me smile that's why" 🤢 Jordan says she's just saying when she smiles, it's really pretty...Jeff who wants a compliment too says "that's a nice compliment"...Jordan says she's a teeth person and she always notices teeth and smiles...Michele says she has lots of people tell her that (of course she does 🙄 )...Jeff says that's nice, positive energy. Jordan says she just lays in bed tossing and turning, she hears everything...Michele says she would switch with Jordan if she could, she likes the hard bed, now she's going to be thrown in there all the time because she is saying she liked it...Jeff says he wishes he didn't take that nap...they say the others are going to stay up all night...Jeff says he can't believe Natalie is going to make it to the finals...Jordan says she's protected by Jessie...Jordan says she hopes Michele makes it far...they whisper some game...Laura turns on the light to go into the HN room, she comes back and Jeff smells something nice, he asks Laura what it was?...Laura says it was her hand sanitizer...Jeff likes it... Jordan can't believe they took her perfume but let Laura bring hers...Jeff was allowed to bring his cologne...Chima comes in to get some clothes...Laura moves and sits over on the ledge of Jeff's bed...Jordan says she's cold in the morning but hot at night...Jeff says the same...Jeff says he wishes it was colder now, he sleeps better when it's chillier, Jordan agrees...Natalie comes in and Jeff asks if she's hyped up on candy...Natalie says no, she tells them about a bet her and Lydia made, a shadow game (boring)...Jeff says they're going to want to kill each other, dressing is one thing but shadowing is another...they talk about all the candy she got, she's not going to go to sleep until after the ceremony, she rambles more about the shadowing (blah blah blah)...more annoying Michele giggling... Jordan says maybe she's going to go to bed...Jeff wants her to scratch his back a little...Jeff turns on his belly and Jordan starts scratching...Laura sits back down and the feeds switch out...

July 17 BY chat - Pity Party 12:59-1:06pm The pity party continues once again in the BY...Jordan, Casey and Laura are comiserating about the situation they're in...Jeff walks out all bummed out, he sits down next to Jordan and sighs loudly...Jordan mumbles "I can't believe" while Casey rants...Jeff says "dude, they're riding their fu**ing horse now, f**k it"...Laura asks where they're at...Jeff says he doesn't even know if their comments are meaningful but Jessie asking him if he had a zit, is he stressing out out there? just little comments, he's not sure if they're playing around...Laura thinks it was stone but to not worry about it...Jeff says he'd like to take a fu**ing bat and crack it over his head and be like "how do ya like that fu**ing zit?" :) Jeff says that he gets heated so quick, he's got to bite his tongue...Laura says it's late, they should go to bed...Jeff says f**k that...Laura says that she doesn't want to go to bed by herself, she's in the same room as the bozos...Casey gets up and leaves...Jeff says "whatever man, you can't ride that high horse for long"...Laura says if for some reason they all get knocked out, the others eventually have to turn on each other...Jordan speaks up saying she doesn't want to be knocked out by them, it's irritating...Laura doesn't either and she's putting up a fight...Jeff tsks saying "whatever"...Jordan touches Jeff saying "don't get"...Jeff looks back and says he's not, he's trying to look at the positive...Jordan says "ok! I gotta stay away from you tonight, you're grouchy"...Jeff looks back again, touches Jordan's leg and says "no, no, no"...Jordan says "you are very grouchy"...Jeff says it's because he doesn't like these little... Jordan says "what? these little high school games?"...Laura says it is high school edition...Jeff says they throw these little stones that they're better than him, they're not better than him, you just played the game better, you're not a better person than him...Jordan says they're bad Big Brother people, she giggles...Jeff says "dude, I'm the worst! eww, I fu**ing suck at this game"...Jordan says Jessie sucks, he left fourth last time...Laura rattles off the reasons why Jessie sucks LOL...Jeff says he's not going to bash anybody, he sucks, he'll take his medicine like a big boy...Jeff says that every alliance, every person he tried to make friends with fu**ed him, he laughs...Jordan puts her foot in Jeff's lap, Jeff looks down, squeezes her foot and says "not you Jordan"... Jordan says "I know!"...Jeff says she better win an HOH or something, like hit the buzzer...Jordan explains how she performed in the HOH comp, Ronnie was going to win anyway...Laura says she was an idiot...Jeff says not to think like that, be confident...they talk about possibly being a HN and the sleeping arrangements...Laura says for them to go lay down...Jeff says he's not going to lay down...Jordan tells Laura to not let the others turn her against them...Laura says she won't and they won't try...Jordan says she's going to keep her distance from them. Jeff says "dude they could make me sleep in a bed of pirahas they're not going to break me, I'll tell you that"...Laura says she's not going to quit...Jordan says she feels bad for coming up with the plan, along with Jeff, for keeping Braden...Laura says they had to try...Jeff agrees...Laura says they'd be in the same position either way...Jeff pinches Jordan's foot :) She screeches...Casey comes back and sits down...they talk about what they miss outside the house...Jordan says she really didn't think this game would be so hard, she thought she's a people person, she could do this...Jeff says "we had it all figured out"...Casey says "I'm a people person, they'll like me"...Casey starts saying how he can't believe Chima of all people is still there and the feeds switch out… Jeff f***ing rants 9:49-9:51am Jeff goes off in an expletive filled rant about the house & the fact someone put an opened condom under his bed as a gag when he & Jordan didn't even sleep in the same bed. 🤬 RR - Come here/JJ in bed depression 10:38-11:32am Feeds switch to J&J in the RR...Jeff is laying in his bed, Jordan is sitting in Laura's bed...Jeff is talking to Casey about what Ronnie is going to do...Jeff says he doesn't know what he's going to do, neither does Jordan...Jeff says he doesn't know if he's the rat, he doesn't know if he has a penis anymore, if it's still there, he doesn't know what's going on...Casey says it could be Jordan...Jeff agrees...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says it could be Jordan...while Jordan is asking them if they're serious, she's the one that started the whole plan, Jeff winks at Casey and says "for real, I've been hearing some shit though"...Jeff turns to look at Jordan but can't keep a straight face and smiles saying that he just winked at Casey but he couldn't even do that to her. :) Jeff says "come on, come sit by me"...Jordan says "no, you're being mean"...Jeff says (my two favorite words he says to Jordan) "come here"🥰 ...Jordan says "you've been mean like forever"...Jeff says "no I wasn't, come here" :) ...Jordan says last night he was and she wanders over to his bed. Jordan gets in bed with Jeff and lays down...Jordan says she can't stand to listen to "them" or look at "them"...Jeff knows, it makes him sick...Jeff says he doesn't mean to be mean, he's just crabby..Jordan knows, she is too, they're still not out yet...Jeff knows that and says he hates taking his medicine, their day will come, he promises (yep!)...Jordan says they're so cocky, she can't leave this house knowing one of them is still there...Jeff says he won't even watch, he'll get sick...Jordan thinks Chima is trying to make good TV, she feels bad for Braden, she ruined him...Jeff says he's not going to talk shit, everyone's true colors are coming out now, he swears, he so believes in that, everyone is so happy & giggly...Jordan says she wants to hit Russell so hard, she can't stand Natalie... Jeff says she's smug, he's said what he has to say about everybody, he doesn't like them, sad it came to that but they left him no choice, things will change, they always do, their day for honoring themselves will be over soon, then they'll find out when they're on the bottom what kind of people they are, he'll go out but he's not going out kissing their ass making deals with the devil, forget that... Jordan says Jeff smells good...Jeff says Casey put on cologne, he just had a garlic bagel and didn't shower...Jordan giggles saying he smells good though...Jordan asks if they can lay there?...Jeff thinks so but they have a competition soon...Jordan snuggles into Jeff's arm...Jeff rubs his forehead, he's stressed...Laura comes in with her oatmeal, saying going on BB was a drunk decision, she's bummed....Jordan says she thought it would be easy...Jeff says he feels like bozo the clown right now...Laura says she's eating her oatmeal in her bed like an idiot...Jeff says he ate in the LR like a loser....Jordan says she just can't be around them...Jeff says Russell is the biggest nerd, my God...Jordan says she hopes that when the nominees are picked that the others will start bickering and arguing...Laura tells them to be prepared for 2 of them going up...Jordan says she was skeptical of Ronnie up in the HOH room...Jeff says Ronnie loves the backdoor move, maybe he's right, what do they know, look where they are with their bright ideas...Jordan says they tried...Jeff says the plan sucked...Jordan says the plan would have been good if they stuck to it...Jeff says at this point it's over. Jeff says he wishes he could get outta there and go to a movie...Jordan wants to go to a bar...Jordan says after this she wants to fly to Atlanta...Laura says she's damn right, Jeff needs to buy her a steak...Jordan says she's only an hour away from her...Laura says she'll pick her up at the airport...Jeff wants her to try and get Falcon tickets...Laura says she can, it's not hard through work...if the Bears play the Falcons he'll go down there for sure...Jordan says her dad used to have season tickets to the Panthers...they talk football a bit more, people come in and out of the room...more small talk...Laura hopes they're not on slop...Jordan doesn't care, they'll have the whole room to themselves, Jeff can bring a mattress in and everything...Laura says he can't...Jeff says they can just take naps together...they are generally bummed out, Jeff is over tired, Jordan has a headache, Laura is bummed her boyfriend is out having fun on a Friday night, it sucks... Feeds return with J&J talking to Ronnie...they whisper about how Jessie and Lydia slept together...Jeff says they should have used the condom joke on them considering he slept alone...they talk about cereal. Ronnie has a pity party for himself about the hard decision he has to make ...They try to bolster his confidence about his picks for nominations...Jordan says she's sleepy, she slept good with Laura than she has in awhile...Jeff asks what she's saying? he thinks they'd sleep better (together) if they had a bigger bed...Ronnie leaves. They try to nap...Jeff yawns saying he's so over tired...Jordan says no wonder they did so many tests, stress tests, people lose their mind in there...Casey comes out of the SS room and they share some laughs about the other side, the game and life after the game...Ronnie comes back in and they talk game again...Ronnie feeds them more lies...Jeff gives him a pep talk, he says he'll throwdown for him, he can always rely on him if he feels threatened. (Gah! this talk makes me so mad knowing how Ronnie immediately went and put Jeff up a few hours later) Casey leaves...they continue trusting Ronnie...Michele wanders in and Jeff asks her if she's mad about the raft thing (Jeff threw the rafts on her, he didn't see her)...Michele says no, let's kiss and make up and she hugs him (UGH ) Jeff says he needed a hug, it was totally by accident...Jeff and Michele continue talking about that while the noise escalates in the room...Michele talks about how she slept in the HN room, it was ok...Jordan marks her territory and snuggles right into Jeff 😚 Laura says if her and Jordan become HN's that it will only open up one bed...Jeff says "do it nice"...Jordan has been rubbing Jeff's tummy and looks at Jeff...Jeff asks if she's going to bust his balls?...Jordan says no...Casey has come out of the SS room again and they share more laughs...Jeff says he's worn out, he feels it...Michele says they have to go to bed earlier or they're not going to win anything...Jeff says he was in bed by 2/2:30 but he laid in bed awake until 5:30, he went through every emotion in his mind, it's better talking to himself, he's his worst enemy...Jeff says that "Jeff had a good talk with Jeff yesterday and Jeff is pissed"...Jeff says he had so many analogies...Casey says they're so happy, he hopes Ronnie has the balls...Jeff says whatever happens, "I'm just gonna put my gloves up and let's dance" :), he has a shirt that says Let's Dance, he always says that, someone got him that cuz he always says it...Jeff gets a serious look on his face and taps his teeth... They talk about the sun, competitions...Jordan says she can't believe it doesn't rain there...Jeff says it never rains in southern California, it's a song that Jordan hasn't heard of LOL Jordan wants a zip up hoodie like Michele's...Michele says she got it at Target...Jordan asks if it was in the workout section?...Michele doesn't think so...Jeff with sass says how about Jordan take a 3 min. walk and go check it out herself when she's at Target next time?...Jordan rolls her eyes and play punches Jeff...Michele says he's mean and leaves...Jeff's joking, he holds Jordan's hand and starts rubbing it/her arm...Jordan says she feels like she's on the War of Worlds...Jeff says he feels like he's in Vietnam... Jordan says they're so cocky...(too funny how Jeff says this next thing considering what they ended up doing on TAR )...he says "I wanna jump out of a foxhole and rip a grenade down somebody's throat"...Jordan says she knows...they laugh some more about being violent in there...Jordan makes a fort, she stays hidden under the covers, he's seen but she's not...Jeff asks "where's Jordan?" and he starts laughing...Jordan says her hands have to be seen or people might think she's doing some funny business under there...Jeff giggles...Jordan points out that just yesterday Jeff was saying he has to stop smoking and cussing and today every other word was f**k, f**k...Jeff hasn't had a cigarette, he's 50%, smoking is gross for real, he wants to quit, he doesn't mind when it's a couple a week but he was rocking smokes...Jordan sits up saying she can't sleep...Jeff says people are in and out talking to them...Jeff turns, pulls her down and spoons her. They try to nap... Jordan is upset/Jeff comforts her 4:08-4:11pm Jordan & Laura are crying in the HN room, they have just been put on slop by Chima during the Truth Hurts comp. Laura says "these people are fu**ing terrible"...Jordan says "it's just because they have power and they think...whoever the fu**ing rat is with us, I hope they're happy". Jeff comes in and says "oh stop", Jordan half giggles & cries...Jeff sits down to console Jordan, puts his hand around her waist and puts his lips to her shoulder… Laura says "we're just getting railroaded"...Jordan shies away from Jeff saying "I stink, don't touch me"...Jeff says she doesn't and rubs her shoulder. Laura says "it's not even worth this"...Jeff says it is worth it, to not let it get to her, be the stronger person, believe him, they'll see what it's portrayed like on TV, even Dan is going to know what it's like being here for 3 hours, that this is the worst fu**ing cast ever and they're a bunch of scumbags, he hopes that rat is happy by keeping (Chima)...Laura says it really isn't worth this...Jeff continues rubbing Jordan's back and says "just be stronger than that, just be stronger than that" Laura looks up at the camera and says she's never cried this much in her life...Jeff tells her to stop addressing the cameras all the time, it's so stupid...Jordan & Laura laugh...Jordan says they're going to have to show it eventually...Jeff tries to say that the cameras will get it anyway and Jordan says "shut up Jeff, don't make us in more of a bad mood, we're already in a bad mood"...Jeff says and he's not? he's having a fu**ing great time, his answer wasn't even right...Jeff says when he went into the DR they asked him how he felt about Chima and he said, first of all his answer wasn't even right, then change it cuz he looked like a fu**ing bozo already...Laura asks why?...Jeff says he thinks it was a misunderstanding, he didn't know what was up and he thought he had to stay with that answer...Jeff explains there was underwear and an outfit and the underwear went under the outfit but he thought it was two outfits so when they asked if he liked fan girls or super sexy cheerleaders , and of course he likes the fans, someone you can talk to, Jeff said he's not wearing these (the underwear), he asked if that was one of the outfits and he wasn't going to just wear those so he went for the cheerleader outfit and then asked if he could change his answer to get the other outfit and BB said no and he was like wtf?...Jordan says "don't worry about it"...Jeff says "whaddya mean don't worry about it? I already look like an idiot, I don't want to be a superficial idiot" ...Jordan & Laura laugh...feeds go to trivia. BR chat - More pity party 4:40-4:45pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting in the bathroom while Laura takes a shower. Jordan is sad about the truth hurts comp and being put on slop. Jordan says she is ready to go home, it's re*****d, she's ready for the outside world, to be around her friends and family. Jeff is looking at Jordan and sighs...Laura says at least they will both be skinny...Jordan says yeah, no more late night cookies...Jeff says he feels so bad for her, she's gonna die...Jordan says she doesn't care, she shares a room with her mom...Jeff says oh, the room? he meant the food, she loves eating...Jordan mumbles that she at least wanted to make it to the jury house... Casey is washing his hands while J&J talk something inaudible about Ronnie and nominations. Jordan says if he does she won't talk to him, she says she won't be far behind...she really doesn't care anymore...Jeff doesn't either, he can't live with that wild animal (Russell?) Jordan says she can't stand yelling...Jeff says the comp was supposed to be fun but they ruined the TV show with their behavior out there...Jordan says even Dan noticed it...Jordan says she didn't think she would be hated so bad...Jeff says me neither...Jordan says she has never been hated this much in my life...Jeff agrees, he says this cast is the worst...Jordan agrees and says she wishes she wasn't in the high school one...Jeff says maybe once they're gone it will get exciting to see them all chop each other down...Jordan says cuz they will...there can only be one winner 😉 Jeff thought he would at least make it to the jury house and at least they tried to make a move...Jordan says she is so done...they can't believe Ronnie did that to them, Jeff says he loves the backdoor shit but the only one getting backdoored was him...Jeff realizes he is probably getting put up...feeds switch… HN room - Bad moods 5:32-5:40pm Jordan, Casey & Laura are in the HN room. Jeff joins them. They are talking about feeling bad for Casey. Jeff lays down next to Jordan and rubs her back and says he feels bad for her...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says because she was crying. Laura is putting on makeup getting ready to go to the DR...Casey is talking with them about the truth hurts comp. Jeff says Jordan isn't in a good mood...Jordan asks why wouldn't she be in a good mood? (Umm do you have to ask? 😕 )...Jeff says she has to relax, he's in a crabby mood too...Laura gets called to the DR again and she leaves along with Casey leaves...J&J are left alone. Jeff ask "you wanna be alone?" Jordan says no, he can stay in there...she just wants to go home, be around her family, positive people, she doesn't care anymore, she can't win. Jeff says he would rather they go out the way he did with fighting back instead of letting them run their lives...would she rather sit around and laugh at their fake jokes, he doesn't get them at all, he can't wait to see them kill each other...Jeff says he knows what she means about going home... Jordan doesn't even understand what they did...Jeff says nothing...she says there is no point in arguing...Jeff agrees...Jordan says they're going to lose no matter what...Jeff is sick of talking to people and getting backstabbed...Jordan feels tired and drained...Jeff says from everything? Jordan says yep...Jeff says he is taking more shit than her...she doesn't understand why...Jeff says cuz he went against them, he lost, what is Chima trying to prove, he can't say anything to stick up for himself with Chima because it will come off racist...he won't fu**ing play that game...and then on top of everything he comes off looking like a bozo (during the comp)...Jordan says quit stressing about that, it's no big deal but it is to Jeff, he thinks it was a big deal on top of everything. Jordan says they hate us, there's nothing we can do about it, everyone is on their side, it doesn't matter, she doesn't care anymore. They get quiet, Jeff sighs, Jordan sneaks peeks at Jeff and she whispers something inaudible to Jeff about Chima to which he doesn't respond. Jeff says he's going to leave her alone, she seems pissed...he leaves... BY chat - Pre noms 7:05-7:11pm Jordan & Laura are sitting outside on the couches. Jeff joins them. Jeff says what's up? why are you looking at me like that? Jordan makes a sound between huh and hmmm. Jeff asks Laura how the slop is, she says it's ok, it's like oatmeal but it will be hard to eat it for 7 days. Jordan asks if she looks really bad without her makeup on? Jeff says without it?...you seem so sad :( ...Jordan says she is...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff, she doesn't know why she has it out for him so bad...Laura says they're behind you...Jordan doesn't care, she says they can hear everything I say, they're two faced anyway. They talk game and Jordan says to Jeff that if they put Jeff up and backdoor Russell that it is just an excuse...Laura says he knows, Jeff is smarter than that...Jordan says in the DR she said Ronnie will be making a mistake because in the beginning they always stuck up for him and Russell made fun of him...Jeff smells himself and says he hasn't showered...Laura says that's hot 😝...Jordan keeps rambling about the game, she says she wants to hit Natalie so bad, she can't stand her...Jeff says he knows...Jordan hates Chima & Natalie...Jeff says if he had the power he wouldn't act like that...Jordan asks if we have a chance...Laura says if she puts two of us up one of us is going home and he's doing it intentionally...Jeff agrees...Jordan says if he does she won't talk to him...Laura says what matters is that one of them wins HOH next week so everything would turn...Jordan says they just have to leave before her and she will feel better...she just needs to get Jessie, Natalie & Chima out before her and then send her ass home...Jeff just looks at her intently, smiles and says yeah, me too. They debate over who will be put up, Jordan insists it will be her, Laura disagrees, they hate her, Jeff & Casey, they dislike Jordan but won't put her up. Casey comes out to join them. They start talking about the zingers they threw at Jessie & Natalie during the truth hurts comp. Feeds cut off for the nomination ceremony… GR chat - Laura with the common sense 8:55-9:13pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJQqGl6YN6s Laura & Jordan are talking in the GR after Laura and Jeff have been put up during the nomination ceremony. They talk about what will happen if Laura goes home, she says if she doesn't get the veto, she will do something stupid, she will go out with a bang...Jordan says do it and say something good...Laura says she won't say anything mean though...Laura says she is going to wait until after the veto... Jordan says this is what she's hoping..."you win the veto, save yourself...if I get the veto...if my name gets drawn, I will save you, I'm going to talk to Jeff"... Laura says "no, I hope you don't get it, honestly, it puts you in a bad position cuz I think honestly, personally I think that you and Jeff could be something out of this house and you don't want to burn that bridge and they're not going to send him home...we'll talk about it later". (Thank you Laura! 👏) They go on to talk about more game. They talk about how Chima is pissed at them because of the Braden votes. Laura admits she didn't really like Braden, he was annoying to her but it would benefit her game to keep him. Laura says this shows Jeff that unfortunately she was right about Ronnie being the rat. Jordan says she really didn't think that Ronnie would put up Jeff. Laura did. Jordan says she's dumb, she had never watched BB before, she wants a repeat. They talk about the truth hurts comp and how people in the house could be lying about their true professions...Laura says she picked up how Dan didn't know Ronnie was a teacher...Laura says her title is "swimsuit model"...Jordan says why does she have to be the "southern belle"...Laura says no, they put your job. LOL Jordan says everytime she thinks of southern belle she thinks of tea parties. lol! Laura says it's not a bad thing, she just considers Jordan a little more real than a southern belle. :) Jordan feels bad that she assumed Laura was a bitch, her best friend is assumed to be one too but she's the nicest person...Laura understands, she gives off that air...she can be a bitch but it's more a sweet bitch, she's sassy or quirky. Jordan apologizes for what she thought about her and her looks to her in the beginning. Laura says she doesn't care. Jordan thought Lydia was going to be like Nakomis, Laura says no, her sister is like Nakomis...the total opposite of her. Jordan says she was influenced by Lydia on what she thought of Laura. Jordan says she takes this game to heart, she says that if Laura goes home, she will want to too. Laura says no, you can't give up, we have made a commitment to BB that we will play, fight, and walk out when we're supposed to. Do not let these people see you down. Jordan says they are wiping out the populars. Jordan asks if a ton of people watch this show...Laura says there are a lot but the BB fans are diehard fans that get the feeds. Jordan wants to make it to the jury house for the fact she did come out here and voice her opinion on who will win. They continue to talk game...they bring up Chima and what she said about Jeff (regarding him picking the cheerleader girl over the sports fan girl)...Laura says that Chima said "I knew you'd pick the dumb, hot girl because you're not so smart yourself" 😤 Laura says she's so over this game...Jordan says she so misses her cell phone. 🤓 Laura feels bad that they put her up vs. Jeff. She says they did it to make Jordan weaker. They continue to talk game... Miss me? 9:49pm Casey, Laura, Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside...Casey & Laura are mostly talking game, Jeff and Jordan are quiet...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jeff says "are you going to say you miss me?" :) ...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "are you going to say you miss me?"...Jordan says "am I going to?"...Jeff nods...Jordan says "yeah" :) ...Jeff puts his hand up to his eyes and says "cry?" LOL ...Jordan smiles cutely and gets up to go to the DR... BY chat - Jeff will tongue her down/America's sweethearts/Laura is spot on 10-10:06pm Jeff, Casey & Laura are sitting outside...they are talking about Ronnie and game...Jordan comes out and her & Jeff want the other to move over and sit by them...neither budge LOL They look at each other.... They start discussing what they really do outside the house & Laura says she'll tell them one more "secret" about herself as she walks out the door...Jordan guesses she is a swimsuit model...Laura says that is the same as promotions...Laura didn't want people to judge her...Jordan asks if they think Braden is a gypsy? LOL! Russell comes out with beer and shares with Casey and Jeff...Jeff wants to finish his wine first though...they joke about being caged in... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBFKfqIXikg Jordan says to Casey, if it's going to be like (when they get evicted) aaaahhhh, my cell phone!...Laura says oh, my blackberry! Jeff says "Jordan if I get knocked out and they say Jeff you're eliminated, I'll make out with you right at the door" :) ;) Laura says ok...Jordan says huh? LOL ...Casey says "tongue her down man" Ha 😛 Jeff says "tongue down the throat...deep throat" Casey says "y'all are both single tongue her the f**k down bro" ;) ...Jeff says "yeah for sure and then everyone's gonna love it when I come out" Laura says "aww they will because America's rooting for y'all, I know it"...Casey says "you're America's sweethearts man"...Laura says "yep, yes they are"...Jeff says "we're nothing right now but I'm making out with you right when I leave" 🤣🤣 Laura, pointing at J&J says "y'all are the favorites, they don't like Natalie & Jessie, I guarantee it and they're rooting for this romance to happen"...Jordan laughs...Laura says "everybody at home is like they want them...when y'all are holding hands they're all like kiss, kiss, I promise you"...Jeff says "I don't know about all that"...Laura says "I've seen this show enough times, they're rooting for y'all and that makes me happy" 🥰 Jordan keeps giggling and Jeff says who knows how they are being portrayed, we have no idea...Laura says Jeff is portrayed as the underdog and she's portrayed as the southern belle and y'all like each other" LAURA - you were spot on!!

July 24 Sweet awareness 4:40am Jeff has been up in the middle of the night, eating, talking to Lydia outside. He goes to the bathroom and then walks back to the RR where he & Jordan have been sleeping head to toe. Jeff gets in bed and Jordan stirs, she sleepily looks around realizing Jeff is getting back in bed...Jeff reaches over and touches Jordan's face with his/smells her (lol) ...Jordan says "does my hair stink?"...Jeff doesn't understand and says "hmm?"...Jordan keeps repeating "hair stink, stink"...Jeff still doesn't understand and reaches over and kisses her arm saying "stink? go to sleep"...Jeff lays down but Jordan keeps mumbling "my hair stink"...Jeff sits back up and says "hmm?"...Jordan waves her hand to say forget it...Jeff giggles and lays back down and gets himself comfy to sleep. Sweet hand hold & foot kiss 5:22am Jeff and Jordan are sharing a bed in the RR and sleeping head to toe. Jeff is restless, tossing and turning. Jordan is sleeping on her side with her back to Jeff. He rolls over and puts his hand on her leg. In her sleep, she reaches down to hold his hand. He sits up to look at her and sees that she is asleep. He lays back down and kisses her foot. 💕 Jordan moves to stretch her feet out and cover herself and Jeff places his hand on her leg and rubs it a little. (ED: at this time in the house, he was still telling her how gross he thought feet were, just thought it was a sweet moment) Jordan's dolled up 10:43-10:45am Jeff is eating breakfast, Jordan sits at the table with him and they have their first early morning chat. Jeff asks Jordan if she slept good...Jordan says yeah, she only sleeps good when she sleeps at the foot of his bed (that would change! lol) Jeff calls Jordan honey and asks her why she's all dolled up. Cute! Jordan says she just put on makeup. Dining table & GR HG chat 10:57-11:17am Jordan, Lydia and Russell are sitting at the dining table discussing nominations and nailpolish.  Lydia is painting Jordan's fingernails blue. Jeff walks by and locks eyes with Jordan.  She holds up her hand and shows him her nails.  Jeff points at Jordan (and does something else but you can't see because his back is to the camera).  Jordan giggles and blushes.  Russell says "That was cute...Jeff". Just after the 11:00am mark, talk moves to body piercings.  Russell claims to have had his penis pierced.  Lydia and Jordan are in disbelief.  Lydia wants to tell Chima.  They all get up from the table and each individually make their way to the green room with Jeff and Kevin, who are discussing who is "doing the watch, for the perch" (meaning who is making sure Ronnie doesn't get to Jessie).  Lydia joins them first.  Then Jordan enters the room and says "Russell has his penis pierced!".  Jeff says "So do I".  Lydia doesn't believe him and Jeff says "How do you know?".  Talk moves to "show me yours and I'll show you mine".  LOL Jordan changes the subject to her blue nail polish.  Kevin wants to be part of the "blue club". LOL  Jordan puts on Jeff's UCLA hat and says in that annoying Paris Hilton voice "blue is in". She squeezes Jeff's leg and Jeff yawns "I'm tired".  Jordan asks why.  He says "because you're a bed hog."  Jordan says "I slept GOOD.... I think I sleep better with Lydia."  Jeff says "Well, why don't you try that tonight?".  LOL  They discuss sleeping arrangements and have-nots.  Jordan wants Jeff to try slop for a week.  Jeff tells her to lay off until 1 o'clock.  Lydia says Jeff is being ornery. Lydia notices Russell outside the door and yells "Scheming!"  Jordan tells Jeff to move his leg, so she can sit down beside him.  Russell unlocks the door and joins the group in the green room.  Lydia tells Russell they have been talking about how ornery Jeff is with Jordan.  Russell misunderstands and says "you horny?".  Jeff nods and grins BIG 😁 They clarify that Lydia meant ornery, like angry, not horny.  Feeds switch and then return to the green room. Casey has joined the GR group.  They are discussing Ronnie and the backdoor plan.  They agree they'll find out if Jessie is sticking to the plan in two days (after the veto ceremony). Casey leaves and Jeff says "I don't like finding out 'cause every time I find out I get fu**ed!".  The group laughs and Lydia tells Jordan to give Jeff a cuddle.  They are laying at a weird angle so Jordan just kinda leans on him and pats his leg.  They laugh at the half-hearted attempt.  Jeff says it's good enough. Russell changes the subject and calls Jeff a asshole, BTW.  Russell says he walked by Jeff's bed last night and saw Jordan with no covers sleeping in an uncomfortable position.  Jeff and Jordan both say she didn't want any covers because it was too hot. Jeff only had covers because he has to make his fort to block the light.  Jordan says her feet are crusty and when they scrape the comforter, it grosses her out.  Kevin volunteers to switch beds and Jeff says it doesn't usually bother him.  He likes his fort because he can jerk-off under there.  (He was joking, going back to earlier when Kevin thought Jeff was masturbating because of his foot shaking habit. LOL)  They all laugh.  Russell hadn't heard this story and asks Jeff if he was really doing that.  Jeff says no and explains. They continue on to joke about Jessie giving away his HOH to Ronnie.  More game talk. Just after the 11:15 mark, Jeff makes up another one of his analogies about how everything Ronnie says is lies and people shouldn't talk to him.  "Don't touch that oven, it's hot.....Owww!..... I just told you don't fu**in' touch that!".  Jordan says she's not talking to Ronnie.  Jeff says "Yoooouuu started all this!".  He immediately backtracks and says he didn't mean it. Jordan explains she felt bad for Ronnie.  Jeff changes positions to lay on his back with his legs wrapped completely around Jordan.  The other tease Jordan about her and Ronnie being BFFs and how Ronnie probably sees Jordan as his dream girl.  Jeff again says he didn't mean to start this conversation. Casey comes in again and tells them they are being too loud.  Jeff says they're not trying to hide anything.  Casey says "well, that's true."  Jordan lays down on Jeff and the camera moves to focus on Casey.  Talk moves to Casey's newly shaven face.  They all agree Casey looks better with facial hair.  Casey jokes about how it's Russell's fault.  Last week they agreed to grow facial hair and now they have shaved.  Casey is trying to keep up.  Russell wants to bic Casey's head. Camera 2 pans over to Jordan who is now laying her head on Jeff's stomach while Jeff rubs her neck.  She looks quite content. Russell and Casey continue to banter.  "You already fu**ed me with the face.  You fu**ing did the Ronnie hustle on me." LOL  They all decide to go upstairs to make sure Ronnie can't get to Jessie. Jordan lays her head down on Jeff’s lap 11:16-11:18am Seen in many tributes... Jeff, Jordan and some other HG's are in the GR talking game and hoping Jessie sticks with the "Ronnie" plan. They are nervous about noms. Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's lap and Jeff rubs her neck while they wait… Jordan sits on Jeff/back rub 11:23-11:30am The HG's have decided to go upstairs and "camp out" by Jessie's HOH room in hopes they will get a chance to talk to him and see if he's still on board with the "Ronnie" plan. The camera occasionally pans to Jeff & Jordan...Jeff is laying on the floor on the landing and Jordan is sitting on his butt rubbing his back... Lydia is on cam seen talking to Jeff, she tells him that they're in line...the cam pans to Jeff and Jordan...Jordan is singing "I think we're alone now" and Lydia says that's a Tiffany song, she tells her that she can totally see Jordan being one of those pop stars...Jordan says she couldn't be one, she can't sing...Jordan rubs Jeff's back...Jeff (voice muffled because he's laying on his mic) says she can lip sync...Jeff wants to see Jordan do a little massage, she doesn't need to do it long...Jeff says his back is sore...Jordan says me too...Jeff says something about Jordan doing it for 30 seconds and she will get it too (?) Lydia keeps staring at them. Jeff asks if Jordan has ever given a back massage and  Jordan says "yes, quit throwing stones"...Jeff says it wasn't a stone, it was a question...Jeff says "it feels good though?"...Jeff says that in the middle of the night Jordan was saying gibberish in her sleep and he was trying to get her to say something else, it was funny, he wanted her to say something stupid so he could make fun of her...Jordan laughs...Lydia says for Jeff to lay off the stones ok...Jeff says it wasn't a stone, everyone needs to relax on all the stones before noon...Lydia says it's noon...Jeff says then fire away, lay off, he takes them all day...Lydia wonders why Jessie & Natalie got called in at the same time for a DR, it's not fair...Jeff says it was the first duo. Casey comes up and they greet him, Jeff says it's too late, it was a group decision, he's just joking, it was a stone, it's afternoon...they realize it's not noon so Lydia says Jeff has to take it back...Jordan says it's only 11:20?...Lydia wonders why they got up so early when no one is talking to them...Lydia moves over and sits by the door to the HOH room. Jeff & Lydia talk about a song by Naughty by Nature...Jeff used to like them a lot...Jordan keeps semi-massaging... They keep talking about hip hop music, Jeff starts singing a Salt N Pepa song and feeds go to fish...they return with Jordan now off Jeff's butt and sitting next to him...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan and then holds up his hand and Jordan places her face in Jeff's hand and he cradles it momentarily... Lydia says they're almost kissing, just to do it, she'll look away...she tells Kevin that she thinks they're making out...Jeff reaches back with his arm and knocks over his cup, he puts on his hat, let's out an ARGH and walks away… Kiss/Checking out teeth 12-03-12:09pm Jordan goes to sit by Jeff who is napping in the RR. Feeds switch to J&J just after the 12:03pm mark...Jordan says to Jeff "you need to"...Jeff asks what were they saying?...Jordan says nothing, he just wanted to know everyone's opinion...Jeff asks if she told him his...Jordan says she told Jessie how Ronnie kept promising he wouldn't put them up and he did, he's not trusted...Jeff says so basically everything he said...Jordan says yeah but Jeff should go up to show he cares...Jeff mmm's and then Jordan moves closer to Jeff, Jeff grabs her, pulls her in and Jordan kisses him...she says "you need to move"...Jeff nuh uh's...Jeff says "why can't we just relax?" Jeff asks who went in there? Chima & Lydia?...Jordan says no, she went in by herself...Jeff says "you did?"...they whisper inaudibly... Jordan asks if Jeff likes her blue nails...Jeff looks and says "I think I like the pink better if I had a choice"...Jordan says "why? what's wrong with the blue?"...Jeff says it's ok, it's a nice change...Jordan busts Jeff saying that he put his shirt up because he wants her to rub his stomach...Jeff says yeahhh...Jeff says "are you going to do it?"...Jordan says hmm and starts...Jeff says she doesn't have to, he only wants her to do it if she wants to...Jordan tells him to quit being a baby. Jordan says soooo, get up, go up there...Jeff says why? he can't be put up, he'll talk to him...sometimes less is better especially when he has to take a ticket outside and with Natalie there too, she'll talk to him on his own...Jordan says she's going to eat again, she needs to prepare herself...Jeff looks at her, grabs her and pulls her in for a big hug...Jordan says BB is going to call her out for obstructing her mic... Jeff covers his head with the red blanket...Jordan giggles...Jeff pokes his head out and says he's sleepy because he let her sleep all night...Jordan asks what did she do?..at one point her foot was up there...Jeff says he was all smushed to the side and then he was so hot, he went outside and had a bowl of cereal...Jordan says you did? awww...Jeff says he did it to not wake her up...Jordan plays with Jeff's hand and says "how cute". Jordan says "so my hair didn't look bad yesterday when I"...Jeff rolls his eyes and covers his head again...Jordan laughs saying she just likes aggravating Jeff...Jordan reaches down to get her OJ and takes a sip and then offers some to Jeff, he takes one too...Jordan says she loves OJ. Jordan says she's ashy, Jeff can write his name on her leg...Jeff smiles and says to get some lotion...Jordan bends down towards Jeff and says "I knooooww"...Jordan says she needs to do her boob exercises...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants something to eat? let's eat!...Jeff cutely says "oh my goodness Jordan". Jordan asks why he doesn't want to eat, of course when she's off slop nobody wants to cook anything good...Jeff says he'll make whatever she wants tonight...Jordan says she might be on slop tonight, that's why she's trying to fit it all in...Jeff yawns and says to go make a pizza...Jordan asks if he'll eat it if she makes it...Jeff asks if she wants to eat it?..Jordan says she'll eat anything...Jeff says then to make what she wants. Jeff is touching Jordan's teeth/mouth and Jordan says that is weird, him scraping her teeth...Jordan asks if they looks straight?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan starts saying that her two teeth are crooked still...Jeff says they're perfect...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says ewww, she likes making funny faces?...Jordan says "why?. Jordan wants to see Jeff's teeth, she pushes his lips open and says they're straight, real straight, let me see...Jeff says "what is this? a dentist meeting?"😂 Jordan wants to observe, she's a teeth person...Jeff covers his head again and says "Jordan! I was sleeping!"...Jordan laughs and says nothing is wrong with his teeth, she's not going to make fun of him...Jeff says he's good but he doesn't need her digging in his mouth when he's tired...Jordan says to look at hers...Jeff who can't see, says "I see, you're perfect" 😅 Jordan laughs and says he's so easy to aggravate...Jeff whips the cover off and says he was sleeping and she comes and sticks her fingers in his mouth and stuff so at least wait...Jordan says he was touching her teeth so shut up!...they laugh....Jeff asks if she can't just relax?...Jordan trying to do Jeff's hand gesture says no, it's not relax mode...Jeff says "really?" and he starts pinching her thigh to tickle her...Jordan laughs and says eowwww nooo, you can't do that...Jeff remembers she's not ticklish on her feet and then the feeds switch to the HOH room... Sweet leg hold 4:26pm Just a brief moment of Jeff & Jordan in Jeff's bed in the RR, laying head to toe...Jeff seems to be sleeping but Jordan isn't, she is holding onto Jeff's leg...she opens her eyes at one point to see who has walked by but shuts her eyes again just enjoying being near Jeff.  :) Head to toe sports talk 4:50-4:58pm Jeff & Jordan are laying in Jeff's bed in the RR, head to toe. They are awaiting nominations. Jordan says something about sports and Jeff says something about Chicago...Jordan asks if baseball is big in Chicago...Jeff says it's a football town...Jordan says they have Charlotte Knights baseball but they're not pros, nobody goes...Jeff says it's minor league, Chicago has two teams...Jordan asks if Jeff goes to baseball games?...Jeff says yeah in the summer...Jordan asks if it's major?...Jeff says the Cubs games get out of control...Jordan says "really? nuh uh"...Jeff says it's fun, all the bleachers are in the outfield, you get tickets in the bleachers and they are first come first serve so you go out there super early and everyone that sits there just gets wasted, everyone is just drunk out there and afterwards there's something called Wrigleyville that has bars all around the stadium, it's a nice area and people just go out after the games and just get hammered during the Cubs'  games. Then the White Sox are on the outside, it's a rougher neighborhood, there's some projects there but there's Bridgeport which is nice but it's rougher so not as many people go but the White Sox won the world series a couple years back, the Cubs haven't won the world series in over 100 years. Jeff gets peeved that Jordan is distracted with Casey in the room, he kicks her with his leg playfully and says for her to listen when he tells a story...Jordan says she is, she was watching Casey. Jeff says "cookie dough"...Casey leaves saying "it's hard, it's hard not to eat cookie dough"...Jordan plays with Jeff's leg/leg hairs LOL...Jeff says it's hard telling Jordan a story and for her to listen for 10 seconds. Jordan says she was listening, she was into it...she wants to go to a baseball game...Jeff says "yeah? the Cubs game?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says they're fun...Jordan asks if he goes a lot?...Jeff says usually when people have free tickets he'll go, he went with his brother recently, goes with friends. Jordan says she can try to get Panthers' tickets, it's easy to get them...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan asks what his football team is?...Jeff says "the Bears!"...Jordan laughs...Jordan says she doesn't watch that stuff, she doesn't know...Jeff says the Bears play the Panthers...Jeff asks how she would get tickets?...Jordan says it's so easy, people give them away all the time...Jeff says "really? that would be awesome"...Jordan wished her dad still had his tickets but she says that everytime...Jeff knows... Jordan says that a guy she went to school with plays for them but she doesn't want to ask him...Jeff says "what's his name?"...Jordan says Kenny Moore...Jordan says she has friends of friends, it's easy, it's all about who you know that gets them and she works downtown and could ask some people if they have tickets...Jeff says wow, that'd be awesome, Bears tickets are tough, it's a football town, people get crazy for the Bears, say the game starts at noon, people get there at 7am, start partying, drinking and BBQ'ing until the game, it's fun...Jordan says wow, she wants to go to a Lakers game...Jeff says when he lived in LA he went to the Clippers game...Jordan asks why not the Lakers?...Jeff says the tickets were too hard to get. Jordan also wants to see the Washington Wizards...Jeff asks why them?...Jordan starts describing a player she likes and then another player...Jeff guesses a player from the Dallas Mavericks...Jordan says it's the Mavericks she's thinking of, she wants to see the Mavericks and the Lakers. Jeff asks why she wouldn't want to see the Bulls play...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says they're Chicago. :) Jordan asks if they're good? Jeff says they made the playoffs this year...Jordan says they used to be real, real good...Jeff says yeah with MJ...Jordan says and the guy with the tattoos...Dennis Rodman...Jeff says Scottie Pippen, yeah they were awesome, sick... Jordan says her dad went to Chicago one time to see them play, he got pictures of them walking off their bus, he's a typical fan, he walked up to Keith Urban one time, her dad used to travel a lot, he was in Nashville at a restaurant doing business and he asked him for his autograph cuz her mom used to love Keith Urban and he told her dad no. Jeff says they can't do it all the time...Jeff says he's not a country music fan at all, if Keith Urban was here he wouldn't even care. Jordan says she likes him...Jeff says he can't even name one song of his...Jordan says Tim McGraw is her fave...Jeff sings "cuz it's all in my head"... Classic J&J banter: Jordan "I like George Strait too" Jeff "I like George Crooked" Jordan "I don't know who that is" Jeff -  "omg Jordan" 🤣 Jeff asks if she even got that...Jordan says she did after Jeff started laughing...Jeff says she is fu**ing silly...Jordan wants some cookie dough now...Jeff says it was because Casey was eating it...Jeff says he hates the way Casey eats and then he imitates how he smacks...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he can't stand it...Jordan leaves to get some cookie dough. More head to toe talk 5:40-5:49pm Feeds switch to J&J whispering in the RR on Jeff's bed. Jeff whispers that he doesn't want to make this decision, he thought it was the fu**ing house consensus to put Ronnie up so now the house is going to be fu**ing mad if he doesn't, he better be...and of course he's going to put Jordan up because he has no fu**ing balls like everybody else in this house, you never know, they'll find out soon, he shouldn't stress Jordan out...she starts laughing...Jeff says he doesn't know himself and if they're fu**ing (?) he's going to smash his face. They are quiet...Jordan starts getting a sad face...Jeff shakes his leg that she's holding onto...he says "what? he didn't say you so relax with that frown"...Jeff tsks and says "uhhh"...Jordan half smiles but doesn't say a word. Jeff says "will you relax?...what are you thinking about?"...quiet...Jeff tsks and says "what are you fu**ing mad at me for?"...Jordan says "I'm not"...Jeff says "well don't start doing that"...more pout from Jordan...Jeff says "I don't know anything so relax before you start pouting"...more quiet...Jordan starts whispering that he told her he wasn't...Jeff signals for her to sit up and talk to him, he can't hear. Jordan sits up and whispers to Jeff that "he" told her he wasn't going to get him out...Jeff says we'll see...Jeff says that Jessie didn't tell him if he was or wasn't, he didn't tell him...Jordan says what did he tell you?...Jeff says that Jessie said he didn't even tell Natalie (who he was putting up), that he was talking to him with Natalie laying there on the bed like his lapdog and Jeff asked if Jessie wasn't even going to tell her and Natalie sat up and said he won't tell me...Jordan laughs...Jordan says that Jeff should have won...Jeff says "sorry Jordan, I tried, what do you want me to do...what do you want me to do, I put it in the bucket, want me to win every week so you and I can go right to the top?" Jordan pulls at her hair and sighs...she whispers something about talking to him to get Ronnie out...Jeff says maybe that's still the plan...Jordan whispers inaudibly... Jeff farts  and Jordan says ewwwww ...more whispers...Jeff says umm and then Jordan smells the full effect of the fart and groans, she says ewwww again...Jeff laughs...Jordan starts waving the air around...Jeff scissor legs her head and she laughs saying his farts smell like rotten eggs...Jeff says he can't smell it, it went that way...they laugh and Jeff grabs her head again with his leg...Jordan screeches...Jeff says "come up here"...Jordan sniffs and says Jeff smells like rotten eggs...Jeff says "it's gone"...Jordan says "no, I can smell it, that's gross"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "yuk"...Jeff says it's over, what was she saying? Jordan makes a face and Jeff says it's worse than his fart...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what do you mean what?"...Jordan says to quit looking at her like that...Jeff says to look at the face she just made...Jordan laughs and bends forward to lay her head on Jeff...Jeff pats her neck and rubs it...Jeff says he doesn't know what's happening, if they're still "doing it" so don't worry about it...Jordan whispers inaudibly and Jeff does the same...Jordan puts her hair forward and Jeff says to let him braid it...Jordan says he's terrible at it...he gives it a try and does well, Jordan says "good job". Jordan lays back down and stretches her foot out near Jeff's head and while Jeff is covering it with the blanket, Jordan touches Jeff's face with it, he says eww, f**k...Jordan giggles and then starts whispering again...Jeff asks her why she goes over there when she wants to talk, why can't she put her fu**ing head over here (by him), are we sleeping?...Jordan says "no...God"...Jeff jokes if she wants him to go to the far bed so they can talk? Jeff now touches Jordan's face with his foot and she yells out no! blech...Jeff says he ate half a sausage, LOL...Jordan says she can't sleep, she has tried 10 times...Jeff asks if she wants to draw pictures on his back?...Jordan says no! she just doesn't want to...Jeff says well later she is gonna...Jordan says "later I'm gonna?"...Jeff says "didn't I massage you?"...Jordan says watch your words wisely bud...Jeff says "really?" and he puts his foot on her face again...Jordan ewwww's...Jeff says he massaged her, he thought that was the trade...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says it is ok?. Jeff does the foot thing again and Jordan tells him to stop...Jeff says he's going to blow a fart under the covers and run...Jordan says no, his farts smell like rotten eggs, her head was down there, it was gross but the other day she did it and it smelled like that too...Jeff says if Jordan doesn't scratch his back he's going to blow one right in her bag...they laugh. Jordan yawns, Jeff says exactly, it's 5:30, why haven't they started noms...Jordan wonders too...Jeff says to get the show on the road, I guess what's the difference? they have nothing to do now, nothing to do later, what's the difference? so everyone will know and start the scheming like this fu**ing guy back here (bangs the wall referring to Ronnie)...Jordan thinks Ronnie is out there and the feeds switch... Pep talk & cheek pinch after noms 6;56-6:58pm Jordan has just been put up on the block with Michele by Jessie. Jordan & Jeff are in the SS room talking. Jeff says to Jordan "you have two chances, you're not going"...Jordan pouts...Jeff says "that's awesome"...Jordan realizes her panties are showing with the way she is leaning back and she says "oh what? can you see me?"...she laughs...Jeff pokes fun at Jordan saying she said "I can't believe I'm going home"...Jordan says "stop! this is serious". Jeff says he is telling her seriously, he's telling her what he thinks, so far it's going according to plan, he didn't go off the plan...Jordan says yeah...Jeff imitates Ronnie acting surprised at the nomination ceremony, like he didn't know what was going on, the fu**ing dork...Jordan says yeah, I know. Jordan says what if it's her, Michele & Ronnie playing in the POV...Jeff says if Jordan gets HG choice to pick him...Jordan says mmm, kay...Jeff says "I'll fu**ing claw somebody's eyes out...or pick whoever you want to pick, I'm just saying you could pick me if you want"...Jordan worries about Ronnie...Jeff says he's not going to fu**ing get it...Jeff says she can wait to see who's playing, if Russell gets picked and Jessie gets picked then pick a smarter player, someone who would be good at questions...Jordan says "like who? Lydia?"...Jeff wonders if Kevin would be better at questions than Lydia. Jeff says they will work over the scenarios later...Jordan says alright...she gathers her towel and panties and says she has to shower...Jeff says for her not to have a pity party just yet...Jordan says what if she's going home?...Jeff stands up and pinches Jordan's cheek… ...gently pats her face and says she's not going home...Jordan says she will be the third person out...Jeff says she will be fine...Michele walks in and Jordan walks out...Jeff tells Michele sorry and then tells her he was telling Jordan that they're sticking to the plan and it sucks to go up etc. They continue talking… Don’t give me dirty looks stupid 7:29-7:31pm After the Have/Have Not competition Jeff walks into the bathroom while Jordan is blow drying her hair...Jeff approaches Jordan as though he is going to touch her and he says "don't give me dirty looks stupid"...Jeff sits down and asks "what's up?...Jordan says nothing"...Jeff watches her as she dries her hair, he says "at least you're not on slop Jordan", he smiles...the look on his face is priceless as he watches her... Jordan is concerned, she asks "what if Ronnie is picked and wins?"...Jeff says "don't worry about it, a lot has to happen for that"...Jeff then tells Jordan that Ronnie just asked Michele if she would pick him (to play) if she gets HG choice, Jeff laughs...Jordan says "what? shut up! what'd she say?"...Jeff says she came out laughing but didn't hear the whole story...Michele comes in the bathroom and they chat about that… Jeff -  I wanna touch you 7:51 pm Another one of my favorite moments or things Jeff said to Jordan. Jeff has been napping in the GR, Jordan was put on the block a couple of hours earlier. Jordan enters the GR, gets on the bed and says "are you sleeping?" Jeff shifts, mmm's and sleepily mumbles "what's up?" Jordan says "nuthin" Jeff says "wanna lay down with me...if you want?" Jordan shifts the pillows around and says "you're sleeping, you want me to leave you alone so you can sleep?" Jeff says "no...I wanna touch you" ♥ Jordan waits and Jeff holds out his hands for her... Jordan pauses and then punches Jeff lightly saying "you should have told me" Jeff opens his arms again saying "no come here", he opens and closes his hand (just like his niece when she wants something :) ) and she happily goes into Jeff's arms. Jeff, caressing Jordan's hair, says he didn't want to make her sad at the meeting...Jordan fake punches Jeff's face and then Jordan gets called out by BB to not obstruct her mic… Jordan cuddles with Jeff in the GR Take 1 7:52-8pm Jordan is stressed out about being put on the block by Jessie. She needs comfort from Jeff. She goes to him in the GR where he is resting and cuddles close to Jeff... Jordan adjusts her mic after being called out by BB saying "my bad"...Jordan holds up her hands and says doesn't her nail polish look teal now, not blue?...Jeff rubs his nose and says he doesn't like that color...Jordan asks why?...Jeff is about to answer but Jordan says she figured she'd change it because the pink wasn't giving her good luck...Jeff smiles saying "how's the blue treating you?" Jordan giggles saying she doesn't know, about the same but she's not on slop so she had to change it up...Jeff keeps caressing Jordan's hair...Jordan says "we got to start winning God"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says it sucks, if she goes home he'll be bored...Jeff says "who am I going to talk to? listen to their phony baloney and laugh at dumb jokes?...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks she will win over Michele...Jeff says he thinks she's safe, he told her he's going to try and get her to that house...Jordan says Natalie told her she was safe...Jeff says ultimately Ronnie should go home so that should make her safe...they hug closer...Jeff says the next step Michele would go...Jeff says Jessie told him he was going to put Jordan up but to not worry, she's safe. Jordan says she's not gonna stress...Jeff says "less stress right?"...Jordan says they're making potatuhs, she can't turn down potatuhs...Jeff says you don't wanna turn down potatuhs...Jordan says she'll eat them with ketchup...Jeff says "like fries?"...Jordan says "yeah, potatuhs"...Jeff whispers he wants some fries...Jordan says she has to do her eyebrows, they're getting bushy...Jeff says to do his nails, no, Lydia's going to do them, he wants to see what they look like...Jordan says they'll look shiny...Jeff says at this point he has nothing else to do...Jordan says they're locked in. Jeff goes in for a bigger hug and Jordan gets nervous, she starts patting him (which Jeff hates)...Jeff says "you always pat me"...Jordan fixes Jeff's mic saying she does it with everybody...Jeff says "you do? everyone you hug?"...Jordan says "hmm? I don't hug everyone"...they cuddle again and then Jordan sits up to take off her sweater, she says she shaved her legs sitting down in the shower, she feels better...Jordan lays back down and they snuggle...Jeff smells her forehead and says "you smell better"...Jordan says she was salty and if smelled bad he should have told her...Jeff was joking, she didn't smell bad, she was just salty...Jordan says "yeah, sweat's salty, duh". Jordan fixes Jeff's mic again and Jeff says "you moving my microphone"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "you're so, you're so...good" :) ...Jordan smiles... Jordan keeps caressing Jordan's hair and Jordan says she's bald on that side...Jeff says no...Jordan says she has more on the other side but that side's bald...Jeff says it's alright...Jordan says Jeff wants to sleep, doesn't he?...Jeff says he wants to relax, what does she want him to do?...Jordan says "talk"...Jeff says in Jordan voice "I'm talking"...Jeff says the turquoise blanket is 50 times better than his...Jordan says it's hers...Jeff says as soon as he hugged it, he was out...Jeff says his blanket is so scratchy (with vocal affects)...Jordan giggles and says when you have dry skin, it's so bad...Jordan asks if her eyebrows look bad?...Jeff says no, you could pick out a couple, but they're good. Jordan props herself up facing Jeff, Jeff says Jordan's hair looks lighter...she doesn't know why, is it a bad light?...Jeff tsks saying "just lighter, I don't know just looks lighter, I think it does, maybe it's not, I don't know"...Jeff asks if the lemon shit worked LOL...Jordan says she put it underneath...Jeff says while yawning that maybe it's because she blowdried it and it's out more...Jordan imitates Jeff's mumbles...Jordan talking through her hands says she wishes she had wax...Jeff covers his mouth too and says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "what would you do with it?"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says "wax my eyebrows"...Jeff covers again saying he just had milk and cookies...Jordan smiles saying he might wanna cover his mouth...Jeff says "that's why I'm doing it" Jeff taps Jordan on the forehead a little too hard and they laugh, Jeff touching her hair says "whoa, that was a hard one"...Jordan says ha ha ha...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his back?...Jordan says "why? now?"...Jeff says "what else you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing, I just don't feel like doing it now"...Jeff says he has to hang around with someone else...Jordan says "yeah right" and she sings "you won't find nobody like me!" :) Jeff smiles and says "that's for sure"...Jordan laughs and makes a funny noise...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "someone else who'd be quiet and scratch my back"...Jordan says "so, but you'd get bored with that"...Jeff says "no, I don't, I'd love 'em"...Jordan says "no, you would get bored with that"...Jeff says "why? you think I like it when people have wisecracks all the time and don't scratch my back?"...Jordan sits up and says "yeah...probably...you won't, I'm just telling you that now"... The Bachelor/Jordan won Jeff? 8-8:02pm Jordan sits up finishing her thought about Jeff not wanting someone who bores him...Jeff says "I want what? I want what?"...Jordan says he won't find someone goofy who won't fart with him...Jeff says he's not looking for someone to fart with...Jordan says "looking for somebody to rub your back?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says well then go do it...Jeff says she's his only option in there, wait until they get out of there...Jordan says she's serious, he's going to have, omg...Jeff interrupts saying "you guys, don't even talk about when they get out of there"... Jordan says after this, Jeff will have lots of options, he can go on the Bachelor...Jeff hopes that 5% of what they're saying happens, then he'll be on easy street...Jordan says she's going to nominate him for the Bachelor...Jeff says "you are?"...Jordan says "you'd make the perfect one" (if he's so perfect Jordan why aren't YOU going after him? ☺️)...Jordan says "that would be like so good...and then you could say, and then I come in and I pick the bad eggs, you know?"...Jeff catches Jordan off guard with this one --- "why wouldn't you compete?"...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan pauses trying to think of a good answer… Jordan says "cuz I already won at Big Brother"...Jeff says "you won Big Brother?"...Jordan says "no, cuz I already won"...Jeff says "how long have I been asleep?"  Jordan says "huh? I said because I won...won you at Big Brother you know?" (no, he doesn't know LOL) Jeff says "you won me?"...Jordan says "yeah, you know? so you have to go to the Bachelor and win someone else, does that make sense?"...Jeff says "no, not all...you think you won me?"...feeds go to fish briefly...feeds come back with Jordan saying Jeff gets irritated (?)...she then says for Jeff to listen, the plan is that she wants to go to a baseball game in Chicago...Jeff says she'll have to go without him because he's going to be on the Bachelor next month (for which she nominated him touché!)...Jordan pats his leg and Jeff giggles...Jordan says "I'm serious, no jokes"...Jeff says "whoa"...Jordan pokes fun of Jeff's accent saying "jokes"...Jeff says in that case tell one of his friends to get her some tickets while he's in there cuz he can't get shit...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "you gotta phone?"...Jordan says she's saying after this whole thing, she wants to go to a baseball game... Magical undercover fun/Coraline 8:02-8:12pm Baseball talk continues...Jordan wonders when baseball season is, she doesn't even know...Jeff says it's now, it ends in October...Jordan says well then she wants to go to a football game...Jeff says he wants to go to one too, it's better than baseball anyway...Jordan says then he has to get tickets and no nosebleed tickets...FISH...they return a minute later with Jeff & Jordan being goofy under the turquoise blanket... Jordan says "would you be mad?"...Jeff says it's like a magical tube :) Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says it looks funky in there doesn't it?...Jordan says "yeah it does"...Jeff asks if Jordan has ever seen the movie Coraline?...Jordan does something under the cover that prompts her to ask "does that hurt?" ...Jeff says no and then asks again if she's ever seen Coraline?...Jordan says no...Jordan does something funny under there again to which Jeff raises his eyebrows and Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says she's fu**ed...LOL Jeff says Jordan won't get what she's saying...Jordan says "what is it?"...Jeff says it's a 3-D movie, it was stupid...Jordan asks why he went to see it if it was stupid?...Jeff says it wasn't stupid, it was cool, it's all 3-D and magical and then she crawls through this tunnel...Jordan starts laughing (check out where Jordan's foot is...maybe Jeff had magical dancing shorts on LOLOL)...Jeff pauses and continues saying she crawls through this tunnel which has a magical world on the other side and when she crawls through it looks like this...Jordan asks "it looks like what?" and continues giggling with whatever she's doing under the cover wink wink...Jeff lifting up the cover says "it looks like this"...Jeff says "get the f**k outta here" and Jordan keeps laughing... Jeff says "stick to what I'm saying"...Jordan says "that is so funny"...Jeff says "what did I just say that is so funny?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan says "it's something..." and she continues giggling, covering her mouth with her hands...she says "you know what I'm talking about?"...Jeff says he knows what she's talking about"...FISH Feeds come back with Jordan talking about how they will pan to people at sporting events and then point out how they are look-alikes with celebrities...Jeff says sporting events are fun...Jordan says it depends on who you go with...Jeff asks if she thinks he'd be fun to go with?...Jordan says yeah and asks if he thinks she'd be fun?...Jeff says "yes Jordan you're fun to do things with, you'd be fun to go like...you'd be fun to do a lot of stuff with...you're fun"...Jordan lifts up the blanket and says "tent, tent"...Jeff lifts up his side and says "Coraline"...Jordan says "I like this"...Jeff says "cuz it's magical"...Jeff says it's Coraline under there...Jordan says "what is?"...Jeff says "I just told you the whole story"...Jordan says "oh yeah" Jeff admits when he went to see it he smoked a little beforehand, he doesn't do it but once in a while and he did before the movie and it was really cool, he freaked out...FISH...feeds come back with Jeff telling Jordan to not do "that"...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says she always tells him she drives...Jordan says no, that was a long time ago, she doesn't know what he's talking about...Jeff says "Jordan, tsk tsk tsk, everyone knows you're a druggie now"...Jordan says "yeah right!"... Jeff jokes around saying that she should go push her drugs somewhere else, no one is buying them in here...Jordan tells him to shut up!...Jeff says if he goes to Charlotte she's going to make him a druggie...Jordan says omg, that was high school days...Jeff says he's kidding...Jordan says yeah, stuuupid. Jordan asks if that will go on air? her mom will be pissed...Jeff says what about the internet? they're going to know she's a huge druggie...Jordan says "yeah thanks Jeff"...Jeff says she better watch what she says in there...Jordan says he better watch it...Jeff says he never did any drugs, he's got nothing to hide...Jeff says he did do (pot)...Jordan says duh!...Jeff says that's not even a drug, they should legalize it...Jeff says he knows so many people that just do it all the time, how do they function? it's not his thing at all...Jordan says "new topic"... Give Me A Hug 8:12-8:17pm They continue talking...Jeff says the new topic will be the mall...Jordan says "OMG, I was just about to say that", she says she was going to say shopping, about the malls in Chicago...Jeff says that's weird because why would he even say that...Jordan says "yeah I know, cuz you're weird"...Jeff shoots her a look...Jordan says "I'm just kidding!"...Jordan says Jeff doesn't believe her...Jeff does believe her, she wants to be just like him, he believes that...they laugh... Jordan says she wants to walk, to talk, act just like him, he's right...Jeff says to start a club...Jordan says the Jeff Fan Club...Jeff says she can be the president...BB calls someone out for talking about their DR's...Jeff says "were you talking about how you wanna be me in the diary room?"  ...Jordan says no!...Jeff smiles... Jordan lays back down and pulls her leg out from the cover and lays it on Jeff...Jeff pulls her toe and Jordan screeches (loud!)...Jeff asks Jordan to pull his toe to crack it...Jorday says you don't pull it, you pull it down...Jordan says "you got some fat toes...and your second toe is ugly"...Jeff says he said that already, he asks her to pull again...they banter back and forth about correct toe pulling procedures...Jordan says eww, she doesn't want to touch his toes anymore...Jeff asks why? why?...Jordan laughs...Jeff slaps her hand with his foot saying crack it, kiss it... Jordan is not gonna kiss it...Jeff says bite my toenail, he giggles...Jordan says it's gross but she used to bite her toenails...Jeff says ewww...Jordan says it was when she was little and didn't know it was bad to do that so be quiet...Natalie comes in the room and Jordan asks her if she's bitten her toenails with her mouth? 🤢 Jeff is getting grossed out by the whole talk...Natalie leaves and Jordan says she's going too...Jeff gets mad that she came and woke him up saying negative comments and she's leaves all the time, say something nice...Jordan says "I love you"...Jeff says "fu**ing smartass, get outta here"...Jeff covers his head...Jordan says "gimme a hug"...Jeff looks and says "no"...Jordan extends her arms out and says "give me a hug" and then in that cartoon voice says "give. me. a.hug" Michele comes in saying that there is speculation the POV comp is happening tonight or early in the morning so get a good sleep, who knows...Jeff thinks it would be tomorrow...Jordan says she is determined...Jordan asks Jeff for a hug again in her cartoon voice...Jeff covers his face again...Michele asks what her pump up song is?...Jordan says Britney Spears Gimme More...Michele says hers is Nelly...Jeff wants some Bob Marley if they're taking requests...Jordan sings "get up!"...Jeff says "stand up" and FISH... 8:20- 8:24pm GR Chat - Friends and Lovebirds Feeds come back with Jeff saying something about how he hasn't said "it"...Jordan guffaws and says she knows he hasn't said it...Jeff smiles saying now he wants to say it...Jordan says "what do you want to say?"...Jeff says "let's go to a sporting event and get crunked...want to?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "I do too" (asking her out on a date aww ) ... Jeff says he loves the crowd...Jordan asks if he goes with his buddies? she wants to meet his friends...Jeff says "you do?"...Jeff 😀 ..Jordan says "what? why'd you smile?"...Jeff says they'd like her, it'd be funny...Jordan asks what they look like? are they hot?...Jeff says they're good looking guys...Jordan asks what they do? are they nice?...Jeff says he works with a lot of his buddies, the same as him, some are married, some are engaged, some have girlfriends, a couple are single. Jordan tells the story of when she liked this guy in his 30's who told her he wanted her to meet his roommate and his girlfriend, she's so nice and they would have so much in common and she was all excited to meet her, she meets her and the woman looks like she is 40 whereas she looks like a 12 year old compared to her, she had nothing to say to her, she felt so stupid...Jeff says why did you meet her?...Jordan explains why saying they all went out to eat...Jeff asks what that story had to do with anything? LOL Casey walks by saying "everywhere I go it's those lovebirds, gee whiz" 😂 Jeff says in Jordan voice "we're talking about baseball Casey...and weird stories about someone's roommate that I don't understand" ...Jordan tries to explain again but the story doesn't connect with Jeff, he says in Boston accent "that's weird"...Jordan says "isn't it?"...Jordan hears Russell pooting as he walks by...she gets up and says her clothes are getting tight...Jeff says stop eating cookie dough...Jordan says she knows, stress will make you eat...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says the kitchen...Jeff says they're going to be there all fu**ing night...Jordan says they can lay down any time tonight...Jeff says "no we can't"...Jordan says "yes we can Jeff"...Jeff says "go, I'll be there in a little bit"...Jordan gives him one last fake punch for good measure and leaves...as she walks out Jeff mumbles something about her scratching his back cuz he did her feet, yeah she heard him... "Jeff...loves Jordan forever” (on the DR couch 8:36-8:39pm Just after the 8:36pm mark Jeff comes out of the DR and walks into the kitchen grinning like a giddy teenager, he asks Jordan "did you write on that couch in there? did you see the couch in there?"...Jordan says "what couch?"...Jeff says "in the diary room?"...Jordan says "no, what about it?"...Jeff says "you didn't see it?"...Jordan says "no, what is it?"...Jeff says he always writes his name on there when he goes in there cuz it's like velvet so you can move it to write your name...Jordan starts giggling...Jeff says look to the right next time, he always writes his name on there "Jeff" and then someone wrote "loves Jordan forever" someone else wrote... ..Jordan cracks up...Jeff says he was laughing and the guy was like "what's up? you're in a good mood or something?" Jeff  laughs and asks Jordan if she wrote that or something?...Jordan swears she didn't write that, maybe it was Kevin, she bets it was Kevin, or Lydia...Kevin and Lydia ask what?...Jordan smiles at Jeff hoping he will ask but he doesn't so Jordan says "did y'all go to the DR?"...Lydia and Michele say no and Kevin starts giggling right away saying "what?"...Jordan says "it was Kevin"...Kevin says "was there something written on the couch?"...Jeff says "yeah"...J&J start laughing again while Kevin asks what was written? no, seriously what was written?"...Jordan asks Kevin and Kevin says there was something there and he erased it...Jordan says "oh"...Kevin says it partially said something...Kevin asks "what'd you write Jordan?" Jordan says "Jeff says he goes in there and writes his name on the couch, explain it, it's more funny when you do it...Jeff?!" Jeff says "I wrote Jeff" then Jeff says for Jordan not boss him and his storytelling, he gets busy eating...Jordan continues saying "and then underneath someone wrote loves Jordan forever"...Jordan cracks up...Jeff smiles and points to Kevin saying he did it for sure, the guy in the DR asked him "what's up, you're in a good mood today?"...Jordan says "it was Kevin"... Jeff spoonfeeds and reassures 8:50-8:57pm Feeds switch to the kitchen with Jeff telling Jordan she looks fine...Jordan says "no" and then Jeff says "yeah you do"...Jeff is eating his frozen coke while Jordan is about to eat potatoes with ketchup...Jordan (talking about them going to a sporting event) says to Jeff "this will be us at the game...yeah!"...Jeff pretends to drink (beer) from his cup (at the game)...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks there will be a competition tonight?...Jeff says no...Jordan wonders why they are locked in then?...Jeff says they have to get stuff ready for a show. Jeff takes a little bite of potato...Jordan does too and Jeff asks her why she's making that face?...Jordan says it's cuz she's sad...Jeff asks why? cuz why?...Jordan shrugs and looks over at Lydia...she digs into her whole potato and they giggle...Jeff asks Jordan if she ate some of his frozen coke?...Jordan says "no" and she waits for him to give her a little...Jeff spoonfeeds her  :) Jordan nods and Jeff says "it's the best right?"..Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff asks Lydia "who's that wonderful plate for?"...Lydia says "the man upstairs"...Jeff says "wow"...Lydia tells Jordan she's going to win the veto right? or she's going to play for her if she doesn't choose Jeff...Jeff is shocked it's 8:53 at night, he can't believe it, holy shit, he thought it was around 6pm, that's good news. Jordan wonders again if they might have the comp tonight...Jeff says no...Jordan thinks it might be endurance...Jeff says for POV? no, but he doesn't have any idea what it will be...Jeff hears others talking about the comp being tonight and he asks "why does everyone think that?"...Jordan doesn't know, that's what Ronnie said? Jordan whispers they need to talk...Jeff says "me & you? why? what's up?"...Jordan whispers game to Jeff that according to Michele, there might be a new plan to maybe get Jordan out...Jeff says "who made that plan?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says that Michele is a fu**ing liar, don't listen to her...Jeff says he doesn't think Jordan is that big of a fish to fry, this is a master plan to get Jordan out? they could have gotten her out last week if it's such a master plan. Jeff says "Michele is a fu**ing loser"...Jordan says that Lydia told Michele she would take Jordan off and Michele said she would break her arm for this veto...Jeff says that Michele is going home...Jeff says he told Michele that she could pick him to play veto to try and help her and Michele told him why would she do that when he's going to use it on Jordan, she was all cocky so he was like then don't pick me...f**k her...Jordan says "why does it have to be me?" Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she is full and wants to lay down, she washes her dishes and tells Jeff she's going to go lay down in the GR and leaves Jordan is moody in the GR 8:59-9:11pm Jordan leaves the kitchen to go into the GR and lay down, Jeff follows her in there saying "you got in the mood swings today"...Jordan says she's been on the block twice, she doesn't think anybody else has had to be on the block twice...Jordan lays down saying that she's sure if it was someone else they'd be spitting fire...Jeff continues to eat his frozen coke...Jeff asks "how'd you get so moody in like 2 seconds?"...Jordan covers her face with her sweater saying "cuz"...Jeff says "you don't think there's another plan huh?" and he takes his spoon and drops some coke on Jordan's neck area...he wipes it off and giggles while Jordan is saying that she doesn't know, there might be. Jeff says he doesn't think there is but what does he know...Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff says what?...Jordan turns her back to Jeff saying she shouldn't have eaten all that food, she wasn't even hungry...Jeff says he can't believe it's 9 o'clock...Jeff says "eh? what's wrong with you?"...Jordan says she's going to bed...Jeff says they just say don't go to bed...Jordan says she's taking a nap...Jeff keeps making a racket eating his frozen coke while Jordan gets even quieter and moodier. Jeff says "am I bothering you?"...Jordan says nuh-uh...Jeff says "what's up? you got like sad in 2 seconds, what's the problem?"...Jordan rubs her eyes and says she's just ewww...Jeff rubs her side and Jordan says "squeeze my fat" (on her arm)...Jeff says "where?"...Jordan says "arm fat"...Jeff squeezes :) ...Jordan says it's a lot...Jeff says "are you ewww with yourself or about the situation or everything?"...Jordan says everything...Jeff says "you're fine, don't worry about it"...Jordan closes her eyes, Jeff keeps digging in the seemingly unending glass of frozen coke making a heck of a racket LOL Jordan suddenly says that she knows Michele is going to be going up everybody's butt now because she thinks she's going home?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff asks Jordan who was there when Michele said that Casey's not using the POV?...Jordan shushes Jeff and says Michele just told her...Jeff says to tell Casey that...Jordan says she's scared to because she doesn't want to start any drama...Jeff says to say it after...Jordan says that's why she thinks there's another plan...Jeff says for them both to ask him and see his reaction...Jordan says yeah. Jeff lays down on the other side of the GR bed saying when he eats those things he gets cold...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he thinks Michele is FOS, he says he kind of wants to ask Casey? what does she think?...Jordan says "yeah"...they both quiet down and Jeff seems to fall asleep...the feeds switch… Jordan cuddles with Jeff in the GR Take 2 9:28-9:37pm Jordan has just had a talk with Casey about game, she goes to the GR to talk to Jeff who is still laying down...Jeff says "what'd he say?"...Jordan says "do you think we can trust him?"...Jeff says "with some things"...then Jeff says my two favorite words of his to Jordan, he calls her over saying "come here...come here"...Jordan moves a little but stays seated, she says that Russell saw them talking and that Casey said that what Michele said is not true, he wants the motherfu**er out...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she told Casey that Michele told her via Natalie to not pick you for the POV because you weren't going to use it...Jordan lays down and cuddles Jeff...Jeff asks if Russell was there?...Jordan says no, she told it to Casey...Jeff asks if Casey was like what are you talking about? was he surprised?...Jordan says he said he has personal issues with Ronnie, he wants to win it so he can send him home...Jordan says she doesn't want him telling Russell because Russell will tell Natalie. Jeff says yeah, he asks again what Casey said...Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't know who she can trust...Jeff asks if Casey didn't say that what Michele was weird...Jordan says he said what she said was funny...Jordan says she doesn't believe it, she believes Casey...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says she's scared Casey will tell Russell though...Jeff says "why? did you say something about Russell?"...Jordan says no, Russell walked back there and she thinks they were in the room talking...Jeff says did you tell Casey to not say anything?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "we'll see"...Jordan says it could bite her in the butt. They get quiet, Jeff closes his eyes, Jordan is looking up at the ceiling...Jordan asks about what Russell was talking about with Casey in the bathroom earlier?...Jeff isn't sure, he thinks it's status quo, if there's another plan he doesn't know about it...Jordan closes her eyes looking stressed...Jeff says "I don't think so"...Jeff turns his face and touches Jordan's head... Jeff turns his head away and they are both quiet...Jeff says "now you're all nervous"...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff repeats and Jordan says "I know"...they are quiet again for a little bit...Jordan moves and holds Jeff closer, Jeff turns to Jordan and gives her a few sweet silent kisses on her forehead… Jordan keeps looking up at Jeff and being restless...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "stop thinking", he caresses her hair and says "there's no other plan, you're all good"...Jordan says "what if they keep him?"...Jeff says "then I don't, I don't think so, everything is set up right now"...Jordan wants more comfort and says "turn this way"...Jeff turns and they cuddle real tight... They stay like this for a little while and then Jeff starts massaging his arm(s), he stops and they continue hugging until Jordan moves a little...they stay cuddled until the feeds switch off of them shortly after... J&J pinch/hug in the SR 10:44pm Jordan is bummed that she was put on the block by Jessie. Jeff goes into the storage room to get some soup and Jordan follows behind him after just having been in the SS room talking to Casey. Jeff enters the SR and says "what's up? you always leave me alone"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says that Jordan always leaves him by himself...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says "yes, you do"...Jordan says why?...Jeff says she's going to be by herself. Jeff gets a can of soup and says he feels like a bowl of soup, vegetable beef. Jordan yawns and says she was talking to Casey, she was halfway asleep and then she woke up again...Jeff says "cowboy sleeping?"...Jordan says she was halfway asleep and then she woke up...Jeff approaches Jordan and puts his face to hers, just shy of kissing her ♥...Jeff says "being all nicey?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "well come with me and make some soup"...Jeff asks if she's going to bed soon and pinches her cheek… Jeff pulls Jordan in for a hug, she hugs Jeff tight...Jordan says she has to poo LOL...Jeff says to poo it up, let's go soup it up. They leave the SR... J&J bathroom chat 11:30-11:34pm Jeff & Jordan are in the bathroom. Jordan is still a little down. She plays with her hair while Casey washes his hands, he leaves...Jeff says Casey is pissed...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says probably cuz he can't smoke (indoor lockdown) but also because people are talking shit about him...Jeff lays down on the lounger. Jordan asks how does he know?...Jeff says "we told him yo-yo"...Jordan says she thought it was more stuff, sorry...Jeff jokingly says "I'll fu**ing kill you"...Jordan says "no,  you won't". Jeff asks if Jordan is going to take a poo and if so he won't stay if she does...Jordan lays down next to Jeff and says "I need to"...Jeff says to try...Jordan says she needs to try to...Jeff says if she wants a swift kick in the stomach to help her off?...Jeff rubs Jordan's side and says "I'm just joking". Jeff says "f**k, I feel like I'm a caged animal"...Jordan giggles...Jordan wonders what Laura is doing right now...Jeff wonders what the animals in the zoo think about all day? Jordan says "do you think they actually can think?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "yeah, why do you think they look so sad?"...Jordan looks up at Jeff and says "really?"...Jeff says "I don't know what the hell they think, I'm sure they think"...Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff knows what he's talking about...Jeff says "you do?" Jordan imitates Jeff "you do?"...Jeff says "good answer" and giggles...Jordan says mmm and sits up. Jeff says "you gonna come lay down? we can crack jokes and make each other laugh instead of having a poopy party all the time"...Jordan says a poopy party, Jeff doesn't know what it feels like, he hasn't been on the block...Jeff says "I haven't?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says "well you saved yourself"...Jeff says he was on the block and saved himself so don't tell him he wasn't on the block...Jordan uhhh's...Jeff says "whaddya mean uh, I wasn't? yes, I was, I know what it feels like, it sucks"...Jeff says the f**khead that put him on there is all skipping around the house with lollipops. Jordan says "where'd he go?"...Jeff says "he probably went to go weave a basket for somebody" Jeff says "omg, I ate way too much today"...Jordan says she did too...Jeff says that tomorrow he has to fu**ing chill and they'll have a contest so they can go outside...Jordan puts her head on Jeff's chest and asks if it will be good. Jeff puts his face close to Jordan's and says it will be great. Jeff says it will be fine and nothing is going on...Jeff moves Jordan's hair out of her eyes...Jordan says she does...Jeff says what does she think is going on? there's nothing they can do about it, if something is going on, they got us again, f**k!...Jordan says they'll have to scramble to stay there...Jeff says yeah, they will, big time but he doesn't think nothing is going on but again his record is not the best in here...they laugh...Jordan stands up to go to the bathroom...Jeff says that you know what is weird? Lydia, she is nice but gives him dirty looks...Jordan says just be nice...Jeff says he is but he's getting tired of the dirty looks, he'll tell her that...Jordan questions it...Jeff says she is, he catches her all the time. Jordan goes to the bathroom…