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Day 10 of BB11 Feeds

Updated: Sep 18

July 19



JJ game talk on the hammock

12:05 am


Jeff & Jordan talk mostly game, they think that they are in the loop when it comes to house decisions but are totally not, lol. They think that they are going to save Laura by putting Russell up as the replacement.


Jordan says she had to make a deal that she wouldn't put Jessie up next week if she wins HOH. Jordan doesn't trust Jessie, Jeff says he doesn't either but trust him for as far as they can. Jordan says she went upstairs and Chima told her to not put her up either but she never promised it to Natalie.


Jeff says he's putting up Chima for sure if he wins.

Jeff tells Jordan to not even give Laura a hint at all about her getting taken off...Jordan wants to...they have to play it cool around her and Russell. Jordan says that the others think she doesn't want to be there, she acts like she's not trying...they think that Jordan is just there to make buddies, Jeff says yeah, Kevin is really trying over here :/...Jordan says they say everyone is trying but her...they said they think she is throwing comps...she is doing a really god job because she's not a threat...Jordan doesn't believe that...Jeff asks who said that...Jordan says Chima, Kevin, Lydia & Ronnie...Jeff says to take it with a grain of salt...Jordan doesn't trust Ronnie...Jeff says me neither but they have to use everything they can...Jordan thinks they need to keep Laura because they will go far with her, she is smart. Jeff says they might have to play people against each other. Michele says Jordan needs to stir up trouble but Michele doesn't know the plan...


Jordan hopes Laura wins next week because she doesn't have a deal to not put up Jessie. Jordan says she doesn't trust him. Jeff says he doesn't trust anyone that is why it's easy for him to stab people in the back. Jordan says when Jeff was playing the veto, Natalie was looking at Russell and then Jessie and them were all looking nervous and when Jessie pulled Jeff aside to talk about the four of them being a team she was like guh! Jeff says he's not putting all his eggs in that basket. Jeff talks about his talk with Jessie after the veto. Jeff & Jordan share some grape chapstick. 💄They talk about the coin veto comp and how Jordan was getting pissed that the others seemed to be working against Jeff so he wouldn't win.


Jordan thinks that Laura thinks something is up, they are being sketchy. Jordan thinks it is a test to see if she will tell her. Jeff implores her to not say anything to Laura. Jeff says he told the others that he told Jordan 5 times to not to tell anything to Laura, Jeff is not going to tell Casey either because he doesn't want him acting differently. Jeff tells Jordan to tell Laura afterwards that she didn't tell her so she wouldn't act differently. Jordan says she feels bad, she's too nice...Jeff says this is the game.


FORESHADOWING of future conversation that would cause a tiff...interesting that Jordan was the one that initially started the whole gliding/skating talk


Jordan knows and says she has to get mean. Jeff says she needs to crack some heads. Jordan says she'll let Jeff crack some heads and she can glide her way...Jeff says she needs to do her part though...Jordan says she is.


Jeff tells her not to tell anyone about him and Jessie. Jeff rambles on about Jessie, Lydia and Natalie and talking to someone and not talking to someone...he made me very confused...I have no idea how Jordan understood this at all, LOL Jordan says good job and then starts stumbling over her words and loses her train of thought I think she was confused too! :)


Jordan then says she at least has to make it to the jury house...Jeff says he's trying to carry her but she's getting heavy...Jordan says why? are you serious? Jeff straddles his leg over her and says no, he told her, she's good, he's just joking, take it easy. Jordan says then why are the others saying she acts like she doesn't want to be here. Jeff says they know they can't tell you shit. Jordan holds onto Jeff's leg and goes over more of the same game talk...Laura comes out to join them...and then Ronnie joins them...they talk about the slop and the intestinal tract, lol. Jordan asks Laura if she wants to sit, she scoots Jeff's leg over and then feeds cut off...


Feeds return a minute later with Ronnie sitting on the ground talking to Jeff & Jordan who are in the hammock, Laura has left. Ronnie tells them that Laura is still going home and the others want Laura gone before Russell. Jeff & Jordan are frustrated. More game talk and lots and lots of lies, lol. (I won't be recapping because the thought of hearing Ronno's bs for the next 10 minutes are 10 minutes of my life I already gave up 9 months ago that I will never get back! ACK!)


Ronno leaves saying now Russell is going up. Jeff & Jordan continue talking about Ronnie, Jeff says he has no idea what Ronnie is going to do. Jordan says Jeff is stressing her out, Jeff says the same...Jordan says the others are getting Ronnie to do everything they want to do...Jeff says for Jessie to make his own decision and sleep with it. 🤷 More rehashing of Ronnie, Jessie, etc...feeds cut off...

Feeds return 5 mins later


Jeff & Jordan are laying next to each other on the hammock now...they are STILL talking about Ronnie, Russell, Jessie, etc. lol. They just want Ronnie to make a decision. Jeff says Jessie controls everyone minds in here for some reason. Jordan wants to win, Jeff says lets just make it through this week, Jeff says why can't someone make a move, they are all like sheep with no balls, how do they expect to win...Jordan says here comes Laura, I wish I could give her a hint. Jeff says no, what did I just tell you? Jordan says ok God...Jeff says let's go to the couches...Jordan says no, he's just getting on her nerves...Jeff says if she is staying and then he says he will be right back and he leaves...




JJ game talk continued

2:30-2:35am


Jeff is outside laying on the hammock. Jordan joins him and sits on the ground by the hammock...she asks him what's up?...he says nothing, just relaxing...Jordan says she's tired, she talks about "them" taking the green pillow she slept on last night...Jeff asks if she wants to swing for a little bit...Jordan asks where her blanket went and asks Jeff to get it, she doesn't want to get up...pleeeeeeease! Jeff ponders and says alright...Jordan says "or give me your jacket so you don't have to walk all the way over there"...Jeff unzips it and gives it to her...Jordan covers up with it and says thanks...Jordan asks why he's wearing his shoes, she says she can't find her sandals for the life of her...Jeff says they have to be somewhere...Jeff says BB would have put them over there if she left them out here.


Jordan says she wants to get up early tomorrow...Jeff says for what? Jordan says to get motivated, she feels like a fat f**k...Jeff says sleep, get rest and workout...Jeff says they have all day to do nothing...Jordan mentions it's already 2:30, Jeff says he was ready to go to bed at 9...they start talking game about Ronnie and Laura...he gives her a headache...she feels like Ronnie is her boss...Jeff says he is playing 24/7...Jeff says he can't even talk to him because you don't know what's gonna happen anyways.


Jordan says she has acid reflex, lol. Jordan says she hates when people burp. Jordan says Michele cleaned the bathrooms, it was nice of her. Jeff says Jordan washed a lot of dishes, Jeff did a quarter of them...Jordan says he does a lot, everyone else does shit. Jordan starts burping...Jeff says she hates it when people burp but she can burp like a pig? LOL


Jordan says she has to get it out, she feels gassy...Jeff says she needs a Tums...Jordan feels like she has ants on her...Jeff says she does. Jordan gets in the hammock with Jeff and they banter over the pillow and his leg :) Jeff takes his shoes off...Jordan says they are outside fiends...Jeff says he wishes he had gotten that blanket to be cozier....Jordan starts talking game, she asks Jeff if she has booger? Jeff says he can't see...


Jordan is concerned that they are seen talking together, Jordan says Natalie said she shouldn't be seen talking to J&J...feeds cut off of them...




HN room frustration and apology

3:07-3:27am


Jordan is laying down in the HN with Laura, they are whispering about game, hoping there is still a chance Russell might be backdoored instead of Jordan going up...Jeff opens the door and asks what they were giggling about?...Laura says Jordan was trying to make a move on her, she's on her little bed with her...Jeff says he can see...Jordan asks him what's up?...Jeff says nothing, he's going to bed and just heard them giggling.


Jeff says things are weird...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's so quiet...Jordan says "and awkward"...Jordan says that "they" tried to say that Laura talked shit about Ronnie...Laura shushes Jordan saying she wasn't supposed to say that...Jeff asks "who said that?"...Laura says that Ronnie asked her if she had said anything negative about him recently? he had heard that and that's why he wanted to talk to her, he wasn't mad, she told him no and he believed her...Jeff says he knows something is weird...Laura gets up to go to the bathroom and leaves saying omg Jordan...Jordan says sorry...

Jordan tells Jeff to leave the door open, she gets scared...Jeff says he'll sit down, he asks if she wants to scratch his back?...Jordan says sure...Jeff says yes! it's because he's keeping her company...he lays down on his tummy and says "oh, this is the worst"...Jordan asks if it's his first time laying in there?...Jeff says he laid on his back before...Jordan starts scratching...


Jordan says she feels eww, Jeff asks why?...Jordan just wants to tell her (Laura)...Jeff says "no, don't"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says don't please, keep your mouth shut, for real...Jeff says "tell her what? you don't even know wtf is going on""...Jordan moans...Jeff says to not tell her because if it comes back, Jordan is outta there...Jeff asks if she wants to stay or tell her?...Jordan wants to tell her...Jeff says then Jordan can go home...Jordan says no, they're always threatening (?)...Jeff says that they (Jessie) just told him in the bathroom that Jordan might go up...Jordan says she is going to go up...Jeff says so stop talking about it.


Jordan stops scratching and says that Ronnie can't make up his fu**ing mind because he has no fu**ing balls...Jeff says "scratch my back"...Jordan says no, she's fu**ing pissed off, if she's going up anyways then she's telling Laura...Jeff gets agitated saying why can't Jordan just do that, she doesn't know what's going to happen...Jordan says she is going up anyways...Jeff insists she doesn't know...Jordan says she does, my God...Jeff says he knows Jordan is going to tell Laura, he swears to God she's going to ruin it...Jordan says it's re*****d, Ronnie is going to put her up anyway so...Jeff says no he's not...Jordan says "yeah he is" (she was right!)


Jeff tells Jordan about the convo he had in the bathroom with Jessie, Jessie told him that Ronnie was pretty adamant about saving the two of them...Laura comes back in and talk stops btw them...Jeff sits up and silently puts his finger on Jordan's mouth signalling for her not to talk to Laura...Jordan swats at his finger saying he's mean...they join pinky's and make a pinky swear...Jeff says "alright?"...meanwhile Laura has stepped out again...Jeff asks "are you going to say something?"...Jordan says no, she's just going to say something to/about Ronnie (hard to hear)...Jeff says to not say anything, idiot, she's not going to find out for one day...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "God!"...Jordan says "quit yelling at me!"...Jeff says "why do you have to go against shit?"...Jordan says she's upset...Jeff says "about what? I'm the one who fu**ing went on", he says she's not even up yet so what is she upset about? (it will come Jeff 😒)


Jordan says "do you not understand, it's like lie, after lie, after lie"...Jeff says they all live here, he knows...Jordan says it's lie after lie, it gets annoying...Jeff reminds her again to not hurt herself, not say anything for one day until someone is up...Jeff says it's going to be her, she knows it...Jeff says that he just said he wasn't...Jordan says she is...Jeff says everything you say in this house gets around so just don't say anything!...Jordan says she's not going to...Jeff says alright, why is it so hard?...Jordan says she's just irritated right now...Jeff says he knows what it's like, he's up there.

Laura comes back, Jeff gets up walks toward the door, Laura lays down and Jeff says "alright giggles, I'll see you tomorrow, goodnight", he leaves.


Jordan immediately starts talking game and it's obvious she wants to tell Laura...Jordan argh's and says everything frustrates her...they both vent about the house...Jeff pops back in telling them they're being loud and to keep it down bozos LOL


Laura laughs but Jordan snaps at Jeff saying "Jeff! please, be quiet...I'm mad at you right now"...Jeff says "you are?"...Jordan says yes...Laura tries to lighten the mood saying that Jeff just called them bozos, of course they're mad :) ...Jeff asks "for what?"...Jordan says "cuzzz"...Jeff says then do what you want Jordan...Jordan says that it's just that Jeff keeps listening to "them" even after they prove they're liars, it's annoying...Jeff asks what does that have to do with him?...Jordan says he is listening to it...Jeff asks if Jordan has another option? what does she think is best? what can they do?...Jordan says Ronnie is dumb, he does the opposite of what he says he's going to do...Jeff says she's frustrated at the situation, he doesn't know why she's mad at him for...Laura says she's not mad at Jeff, just frustrated at the situation...silence...Jeff says he's just saying talk as loud as she wants and do whatever she wants to do and keep it down if she wants, if not, don't...Jeff leaves...Jordan says she wants to shoot herself right now...Laura says it'll be ok....they go on to vent and whisper game for a little while...


Just after the 3:26am mark Jordan tells Laura that maybe she should apologize to Jeff, she feels bad...Laura says she should...Jordan leaves the room to talk to Jeff...both cameras stay on Laura while Jordan does this but cam 3 does eventually switch to J&J in the RR...Jordan is telling Jeff something about Ronnie...Jeff says he frustrates him too, believe him, he was just on the block, if he didn't win the veto, he'd be going home...Jordan says alright, she was just telling him that, she gets mean when she gets mad...Jeff says he was just trying to help her, things are difficult enough...Jordan says goodnight and rubs Jeff's hair...Jeff says thanks, goodnight and Jordan goes back in the HN room…




Jeff just wants to protect Jordan

12:20-12:32pm


The HG's are all sleeping in except for Casey & Russell who are outside. Jeff gets up and comes outside and joins them. Jeff says it's hot like a mofo. Russell asks Jeff if Ronnie is flip-flopping (on who the replacement nominee is) and Jeff says no, he's still sticking with Jordan but he says he's putting her up, then not putting her up and now he thinks it's back to Jordan. Jeff says he doesn't even care what he says because who knows what he's going to do.


Jeff says he's going to put up every single person in the house, do this and do that and put him back up, he already has the veto, wtf...Jeff says that Ronnie just says what pops in his head at the time you ask him, who the f**k knows...


Jeff says "the only thing I wanted out of the whole thing...why would you...how strategic is that to put Jordan on the block?...whatever, I'm just trying to protect Jordan is what I'm saying :) ...she was the only one that was there the whole time I was there...when I was all alone, that's why she's getting my sympathy"


Casey says" what am I fu**ing chicken liver? you keep forgetting remember when you was out here by yourself and I was your smoking buddy? I get nothin' man, I get nothin'" (Sorry Casey but that was NOT the same as what Jordan did, she put her neck on the line for Jeff and didn't care what anyone thought, you my friend rode the fence and fraternized with Jeff to keep him company, TOTALLY different)


Jeff says to not turn this around on him, he was on the block so...Casey jokingly says let's see next week because him and Laura are guaranteed to get HOH next week...Jeff says Laura might not even be there herself because if it's Laura up vs. Jordan, he would think Laura would go.


Jordan comes outside all bundled up in her peach hoody and the grey blanket. She looks cold and tired. She can't believe it's 12:20 already and she froze last night. She goes back inside and Jeff follows her to get his swim shorts on.


They go into the bathroom, Laura is going in as well. Jordan says she is cold and Laura says that was the worst night's sleep yet. Jordan sits down and Jeff grabs his shorts but waits for Michele to get out of the stall, he sits down by Jordan and asks her if she's frozen...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff goes to change. Chitter chatter from the girls and then 5 mins later J&J are in the kitchen...


Jeff is prepping a bowl of tuna, lol and Jordan comes in the kitchen and ask Jeff if that's tuna...Jeff says no...Jordan says what's that fishy smell...Jordan sees he is having tuna and she says "eww you are...freaking nasty" Jordan mills about looking for something in the cabinets, she mumbles about her and Laura eating "that" and then she says "always more dishes, always"


She then starts singing Check Up On It by Beyonce (BB played it to wake up them up), a couple of lines (no fish surprisingly) and then Jeff sings a line right after her (super cute!).


Jordan says she can't believe what time it is, Jeff says me either, he's glad they let them sleep, it's Sunday, he's closed on Sundays. Jordan says she's closed today, she's going to the pool...Jeff says nice! me & you can go to the beach. :) Jordan says she's just going to lay out there all day.




Pool time - Jeff wants to love drown Jordan

1:04pm


Jeff and Jordan are outside along with Laura and Ronnie. Jeff is on the blue raft in the pool...Laura is also in the pool, they are talking about how her boobs are falling out of her bikini top and it's annoying her...Jeff is saying that if she just walked around with her boobs hanging out all the time no one would even care....Laura gets out and sits near Jordan who is sitting on a lawn chair...


Jeff asks Ronnie what's wrong, he looks stressed out...Laura wonders if the veto meeting will be today...Jeff jokingly says he's going to dunk Ronnie for 10 seconds for nominating him...Ronnie says ok...Jeff says then they are even...Ronnie says it sounds good...Laura says it would be the best revenge ever huh?


Jordan then says "Jeff always wants to dunk me"...Laura says "drown you"...Jordan says "yeah drown me and I didn't even nominate him"...

Jeff says "yeah but I wanna, I want to love drown you Jordan" :) ...Jordan and Ronnie giggle...

Laura is called out by BB to put on her mic...Jeff then says "Laura, please put on a bigger bikini" 😂




Pool time - Big Mac or a salad

1:29-1:34pm


Jeff has been laying on the raft in the pool for around a half hour...Jordan has been tanning with Laura...Jordan gets into the pool and dunks her head to wet her hair...Jeff starts pretend choking her from his perch on the raft...Jordan laughs and says "choke"...Laura says she can't believe that Jordan is still wearing that one earring...Jordan says she still can't find her other one, but her luck has turned around so it might be a good thing to keep the one earring...Laura says that most girls she knows would lose one earring and then say, shit, and not wear any, only Jordan would continue to wear the other earring...Jeff says "that's a true story"


Jordan starts humming the McDonald's song "I'm lovin' it"...Jeff asks if that is her ringtone? 😅 ...Jordan says "no"...Laura says she would chop off her left foot for McDonalds...Casey yells out that something about McDonalds and a ringtone.


Jeff starts in on the "I mean Casey, which one you gonna have" routine and Casey who is sitting tanning starts doing his Jordan impersonation "Casey, come on, Casey, you know it's hard Casey...you can have a salad or a Big Mac, which one you gonna have?" Jordan says Big Mac...Casey says "you're gonna have a Big Mac Casey, come on!"


They all start laughing especially Jeff who says "that's the best!"...Laura says "who is that?"...they say it's Jordan...Casey explains that around the 7th day in there they were talking about eating right and Jordan was saying it was hard, Casey said it wasn't that hard but Jordan said >Casey, Casey, you're gonna go eat and you can have a salad or a Big Mac, which one you gonna have? A Big Mac, come on Casey"...Jeff starts cracking up!...Casey smiles big. Jeff repeats "that's the best!"


Laura says only Jordan, she's the only female she's ever met like that...Jeff keeps cracking up...Casey does the gag one more time and says even when it happened in real time it was funny...Jordan laughs and says she loves to eat...Laura says so does everyone, that is the problem in America...Jordan says a percentage of Americans are fatter than the people in France...Laura says definitely, we're the most obese people in the world...Jeff says we're lazy.


Laura says when she gets out of there the first thing she's going to eat is fast food...Jeff says he's going to Portillo's...Jordan says that is that Italian place right?...Jeff says then he's going by his buddies restaurant to eat at night...they talk about drinking and eating after BB and how they are not allowed to leave right away, it's a long process before they get out of there, out of the studio, they talk to a psychologist before they go to see if you're mentally stable to leave...Jeff says they would ask "do you want to stab somebody?" and his answer would be yes LOL


Jordan laughs at the prospect of Braden going through that and Jeff says Braden is still on lockdown somewhere in the studio...Jordan says Braden probably pretended to be mentally unstable so that BB would give him a place to stay...Jeff says Jordan is so worried about that, not to worry he has somewhere to stay...they then convince Jeff to get off his raft so they can make a whirlpool in the water…




JJ Pool time

1:42-1:46pm


Just after the 1:42pm mark Cam 2 shows Jeff and Jordan playing around in the pool (faraway shot)...Jeff is wetting her hair and Jordan is whining that she doesn't want to get her hair wet, she's trying to get it dry...Casey yells from the lounger that her hair is already wet, she doesn't want to get it wet-ter...Jordan gets on Jeff's back and holds on while saying she is basically bald, she has no hair there...Jeff says (in a Jordan accent) so it dries fast...Jordan laughs.


Jeff says Jordan has the giggles today, he thought she was being crabby all the time...


Jordan says it's because she's cut off from Big Brother, it's Sunday, no talking about BB, no strategies people...Casey says to go into the GR, he bets they'll find a conversation there...Jordan giggles and says they are the dark side...Russell is stepping over to the dark side (he has just come outside). Jordan says she is just kidding Russell.

Jeff starts going around the pool in a circle with Jordan hanging on...


Casey says "come on in the water's fine Russ"...Jeff says they don't take the game too serious on this side, they laugh...Jeff says they crack more jokes and don't have such a great strategy but they have a good time...Jeff says they're more interested in planning the afterparty...they all laugh...Jeff then tries to drown Jordan 😋 she comes up for air coughing, poor thing, lol.


Jordan says she was laughing under water, she then grrr's at Jeff...Jeff and Jordan move over to the stairs part of the pool because Russell is getting ready to jump in the pool, he belly flops in and Jordan runs out to lay out on the chair...Jeff gets out shortly after too...




Sunscreen lotion tiff

1:46pm


Jeff gets out of the pool shortly after Jordan gets out, he asks Casey to hand him the lotion in Jordan accent...Casey does the Big Mac/Salad which one you gonna have schtick again and they all laugh...Casey says that shit was so funny...Jordan who is sitting on one of the pool chairs explains to Laura how her mom says her name "Jor - DAAN".


As Jordan is explaining Jeff asks her to put some lotion on his back...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what do you mean what?"...Jordan says "Goddd!"...Jordan puts some lotion on her hand to start applying...Jeff says "you're so lazy you know that? for real, it's like 3 seconds out of your life and wtf are you doing right now?"...Casey yells out WOW!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'm sick of this shit"...Jordan whips off the tank top covering her head and says "OMG! you know what? you stay on your side today and I'll stay on mine cuz you're getting on my nerves too"...


Jeff says "you're getting on my nerves, could you put on lotion? God, I'm so busy today"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'll fu**ing drown you"...they laugh...Jeff says "hold on, I'm just kidding, will you be nice for once?"...Jordan repeats that they should stay on their respective sides because he is getting on her nerves (how did that work out for ya? lol)...Jeff says "alright just finish the job"...Laura says "that's what she said"...Jordan continues applying and then Jeff hastily gets up saying "gimme that, you suck, I'm staying on my side" and he walks away and asks Laura to finish applying the lotion...Jordan says "you're fired"...feeds switch out...




JJ in the pool again

2:29-2:33pm


Ronnie is outside talking to Jeff & Jordan who are in the pool again, Jeff on the raft. Ronnie is feeding them more lies and talks to them about Casey who just happens to join them while Jordan is telling Ronnie that she doesn't understand why Ronnie keeps asking their opinions when he just does what he wants, she's just being honest and that whatever he's hearing is BS, Casey keeps to himself. Casey & Ronnie whisper something about he said, she said, Casey jumps up and starts running around the pool and saying come on!


Jeff & Jordan inch closer together, Jeff reaches for her arm, grabs it...he pulls her towards him and tries to hug her...Jordan says something inaudible, Jeff says what did you say? Again more inaudible talking between them, the mics focus in on Ronnie & Casey...Jeff holds onto Jordan but then lets go while she grabs onto his leg and the raft. She does the patented Jordan pats on his leg and then pushes him and he goes floating away. (geez Jordan was so self conscious of her & Jeff when others were around, lol)




JJ pool time - sunglasses

3:41-3:46pm


Jordan is right there beside Jeff in the pool, she starts whistling. She pinches Jeff's leg and then pats it hard, Jeff looks at her, she says sorry and giggles. Jeff does something to her (on her neck) and she says she just felt like it. Jordan pinches his upper arm and he looks at her again and goes to pinch her...Jordan says oh, no, don't do that, it would hurt. Jordan says she feels like she hasn't gotten any sun. Jeff thinks they have.


Natalie yells out if Jeff wants a burger, he says yeah if no one else wants it, he'll take it. Jordan has taken off her sunglasses (she looks really pretty here) and Jeff says he can't take a good gesture, he thinks they might have put rat poison in the burgers, lol. Camera pans to Jordan's hand that was on Jeff's abs. :) They talk about the burger, a pickle and the 5 second rule of dropping food.


Jordan says she keeps messing with her hair, then a plane flies over and what they're saying is inaudible but Jordan makes some weird dinosaur like noise, lol and Jeff gives her a look...Jordan wonders what her mom is saying about Jeff right now (if you only knew Jordan 😉 Jeff smiles and says "what do you think she is saying?" Jordan says she doesn't know...because she is sure she knows that Jeff is her BFF in the house, ya know? Jeff mmm, hmm's.


Jordan starts talking to Jeff, he keeps his eyes closed...she says listen! He says he's listening, she says look at me! Jeff says "don't talk to me with those glasses on"...Jordan says why? Jeff says he doesn't like it. Jordan says why? Jeff says it gets him all pissed off because she could be all weird...a lot of the conversation goes through the eyes...whatever just tell me what you're saying...Jordan says they're planning on getting Russell some alcohol so he will get fussy and then people will want him out of here, they planted the seed, they watered it and hopefully it will grow...


Jeff gets all riled up about Ronnie, Jordan says to not say anything, Jeff says he won't, he only talks to her...Jordan says that is good. She puts her hand back on his abs :) and they talk about Laura and how Jordan hasn't told her anything, Jeff says he doesn't think it's going to happen anyways. Jeff says there's no point in Ronnie trying to talk tough. Feeds cut off...




Pool time - Jordan wants to make Jeff cooler

3:50-3:57pm


Feeds return to J&J bickering about rubbing :) Jordan has her foot up on Jeff's abs now (must be in preparation for those wonderful Jeff foot massages that he loves so much, lol).


She says she will rub his back on the hammock even longer...Jeff says how long? She says 30 minutes...Jeff says that is such a lie, everyone is lying to him...Jordan says "please" and Jeff starts rubbing...Jordan says thanks. She says she cut her toenails too short, Jeff says he doesn't like feet...Jordan says well obviously he likes hers because he is rubbing them...Jeff says they're in the pool and he can wash off. LOL (he dips his hand in the pool) They laugh.


Jordan says he's doing it too hard, she has bones you know...she says he has to rub down, Jeff say this isn't a foot parlor, Jordan says he has to use two hands, Jeff says it's getting gross, Jordan says why? She says sometimes in life you have to do things you don't like...Jeff says for what? Jordan says for the other person...Jeff says she is about to get to the bottom of this pool.


Jordan says his farts don't stink, Jeff says they do, Jordan says she doesn't smell them...Jordan says for Jeff to look at her hot pink tipped toenails. Jeff sarcastically says awesome. Jeff says he better get his back scratched tonight...Jordan says she will. She says she likes her feet rubbed and then something about crustiness and a cheese grater. :/


Jeff dips his hands in the water and Jordan says don't do that, she doesn't have crusty toes, she has nice toes...nice like Jeff says. Jordan sings Viva Las Vegas, Jordan wants to go to Vegas...Jeff says me too, Jordan wants to go so bad, she's never been, Jeff says she'll love it, it's crazy. Jeff stops rubbing,


Jordan says it was an ok job, it could be better.

Jordan makes popping noises, Jeff looks at her...Jordan says what? Jeff says what's wrong with you? Jordan says Jeff gets so mad so easy...he goes off really easy, he's short tempered, he needs to work on it...Jeff says she needs to work on compliments instead of watering his negative plant...they laugh.


Jordan holds Jeff's hand and says when she mentions words like crunk she is just trying to help him out...Jeff says he didn't even say it so why say it...Jordan says she is reminding him...Jeff uhhhh's...Jordan says she is trying to help him out, make him cooler. She giggles.


Jordan says Jeff is the type of guy that likes facials, doesn't he? Jeff says he's never had one. She is surprised, he seems like he would like them...Jeff says what are they? Do they rub you? Jordan says yeah on your face. Jeff says f**k yeah. Jeff says he's never had a massage. Jordan find this weird because he likes people rubbing him. Jeff says he knows. Jeff talks about getting his haircut and they would rub his temples before it, it was the best. They decide to go lay out in the sun...




Jordan cute pregnant

4:02-4:06pm


Jeff & Jordan are laying out getting sun. Jordan randomly asks Jeff if he thinks when women are pregnant it's cute? Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Jordan says she thinks she will gain 30lbs when she's pregnant...Jeff thinks she will gain a lot more than that...Jordan says probably, omg that sucks...Jeff says but no, you'll like it because you'll get to eat everything and have an excuse...Jordan laughs and says "and not feel bad about it?"...Jeff says his sister-in-law gained a lot of weight but right after she lost the weight, she worked out, she's got a good body...Jordan says she doesn't like to work out...Jeff says he sees....so just get pregnant. Jordan says eww, no...Jordan says she would die if she found out she was.


Feeds cut off for a bit and when they return Jordan has her tank top on and is tying her hair, ready to go inside...Jeff says he wants to do his back a bit because he always does his front...he peeks some looks at her...Jordan says she has fat armpits...Jeff laughs...she says it's weird and she's always like eww...Jeff says fat armpits, I don't even know what that means...Jordan explains fat armpits, lol...Jeff says alright...Jordan says he's never noticed that? Jeff says he's never heard of that.


Jordan says her sister's boyfriend always says that you can always tell if a girl is going to be fat by her knees...Jeff says how about by their eating habits. LOL Jordan says some people just like to eat, like her...Jeff says later, fat armpit 😛 Jordan heads inside...




Jordan's goes off on Ronnie

4:15-4:28pm


This exchange IMO is one of the reasons Jordan Lloyd is the sweetest badass girl to ever play BB and she deserved to win...she knew exactly what was going on in that house & was not going to back down from anyone, talk about putting someone in their place, it was a beautiful thing…


Jordan is laying in Jeff's bed in the RR, Ronnie comes to talk to her and sits on the bed beside her.

He wants to talk, he says he knows Jeff is upset and he knows what they want done and he has his own reasons for what he's going to do, the person he is putting up will be told before the POV ceremony so there are no surprises. Ronnie wants people to know what's going on. Ronnie says what he is going to do will upset her and may upset Jeff but ateotd his feelings on it is that they want the half million dollars and they should be looking out for themselves...he says this person that is going up...Jordan says you're putting Casey up...Ronnie says he probably is...Jordan says he has been wanting that...


Jordan starts going off on Ronnie...she says she doesn't understand why he asks for her advice because he does what the other half of the house says so don't ask her for her advice and ask her what she thinks and then when she tells him, he does the complete opposite and then he comes in there and he tells her I heard this person saying this and this person saying that and then she'll try to give him advice and he does the complete opposite, just talk to them then and just ask them because everything he's done they've predicted...she knew he was going to put Jeff up, put up Laura, nobody in this house likes Laura, he's been saying for awhile he wanted to put Casey up, everybody is pissed off at Casey, so she knew he was going to put them two up, they have a stronger vote, whatever, so he's going to do whatever the majority of the house says because he doesn't want to piss anybody else off because he doesn't want to be a target, that's honestly why...


Ronnie starts getting flustered and Jordan says she is just being honest and that is exactly what he's doing...he just follows...that's why he keeps asking everybody in this house...he goes to each person and asks them what they think and then he'll be like this person said this about you, oh I was in the bathroom I heard this person say that...so he's going back and forth between sides...he's basically playing everybody and she's starting to catch on what he's doing...she knows he's playing the game but don't ask her advice...basically she knows what he's doing, he's going to put up her or Casey, she's already figured this out cuz he wants Laura out cuz he likes Jessie and Jessie doesn't like Laura so he's going to put somebody up next to Laura so Laura can get out, he's not gonna put Russell up because that will help them in the game as an athlete...she already knows all this...so, he doesn't even have to explain it...


Ronnie has been sitting there like this 🫤 the whole time, he finally says that the thing he wanted to tell her was this...just know and I'm not and this is nothing against Casey as a person, ultimately...uh...and everyone is so quick, like you were just...errr...and you're not incorrect but I'm just saying...everyone is so quick with me being HOH, not just you...


Jordan says she knows, she already knows he's going with the majority of the house and what they say so don't go around asking us what we think and then go around saying I heard this person was saying this about that person, you're playing both sides...Ronnie tries to protest...Jordan says no, you really are though...but honestly everything you've said from the beginning to us oh, I'm going to do this you've lied about so now, honestly whatever you tell me you're going to do...for all I know I'm going to sit there and you're going to say "Jordan you're up"...I don't believe what you say cuz you listen to everything, you go and ask us but then you go straight to Jessie and ask for his advice and then you talk to all them and then change...Ronnie says he hasn't asked Jessie for any advice 🙄 Jordan says but then you go over there and you tell us that this person said this about you, like today you said oh, you tell Casey what Lydia was saying about him, now Casey is all upset, you're going back and forth between sides but you're out of it and now everybody else is going to start arguing and now Casey is going up and he didn't do anything, Casey has no problem with you and he's not a threat...it's just going to be funny when it backfires and a certain person is HOH and you're up and you're going to realize I should have done that.


Ronnie says he understands and that's a roll of the dice and what he wanted to say was that just remember this...Casey is only playing for himself, no one else, Casey told him in the bathroom that he didn't care who he put up even if it was Jordan as long as it wasn't him.


Jordan keeps going, lol...she says but don't keep acting like you really want Russell when you really want Casey or you really want me up there...just don't ask us, go outside and talk to them about it because I already know you're going to listen to everything they say, you're influenced by them because there's more of them and you don't want a target on your back...that is why.


More err's and uh's from Ronnie, he says he doesn't want her to be upset...Jordan says she just thinks it's going to be funny after the show and you turn around and watch it and a mistake you're making when Casey is not even after you and someone else is and they're HOH and if you're up here (green chairs) and everyone is going to turn on you and you're going to end up walking out of here and you will be like God, I should have done that...I'm just letting you know.


Ronnie tries once again to defend his position, he stumbles on his words, he repeats the playing for themselves schtick and Jordan says yes, everyone is...he says until you're the HOH it's very difficult...Jordan says that everything Ronnie says he hasn't stuck to so why is she going to believe anything he says now, everything he has said...he turned against them with the vote, you said you wouldn't put up Jeff & Laura, you said you wouldn't up her up, she's probably going up...Ronnie says Jeff wanted to be put up 🙄


Jordan says and now you're putting up Casey who's not even targeting you and now he's going to have one more person that doesn't like you, she just wants to shake him and open his eyes because he is putting up someone that has no problem with him, he's putting up someone that other people have a problem with, he's not doing it for himself, he's doing it to please everybody else in the house...because he doesn't want people to be mad at him and he listens to what everybody else says...


Ronnie says no matter what people say he still thinks that Jeff will put him on the block...Jordan says go talk to Jeff and ask Jeff...Ronnie says Casey would to...Jordan says Casey wouldn't put him up...Jordan says to talk to him, she knows who he wants gone...she tells Ronnie again why he is putting Casey up...she says it's obvious what he's doing...but she's just saying don't come to her for advice because she knows what he's going to do...they predicted everything he has done, it's like he's trying to play good guy but you're turning against us, you're going to wipe each and every one of us one by one and you're going to stay on that side...she guarantees, watch, somebody up there is going to be HOH and you're going to be knocked out and he will say he made the biggest mistake, it's all she's saying.


Ronnie says it might be...he tries again to let her know and Jordan says again that it's not because she has gotten closer to Casey but it's just that he's so, so...she just wants to open his eyes, he's going to do what he's going to do but he's going to end up sending the wrong people home when you had Laura's word that she would not put you up...Jordan once again tells Ronnie not to come to her and tell the others, she says not to share information because all it does is make everybody fight, now Casey is down in the dumps because of what you said earlier, all Casey does is listen, he doesn't say anything...Ronnie denies that...Jordan says believe what you want, you go out there and go listen to everybody else, so don't sit here and try to talk to me and say I'm going to do this so I sit here and think you're a good guy when I know you're going to put me or Casey up...Ronnie says he won't put up Jordan, he gave her his word. 😵‍💫


Jordan says how do I believe that? She says he is playing sides, he acts like he really cares...he turns around and does the total opposite so go out there and sit with them because you're going to listen to them...Ronnie - blah, blah, bs, blah, more lies, blah...Jordan says she can bet money it's her or Casey going up so he can forget about the other options because she knows it's her or Casey...Ronnie lies and says it's not going to be her...(Laura is seen overhearing the convo from the HN room)...


Jordan says whatever, she says Ronnie is putting up someone that makes fun of him constantly...but he's not saying anything about that...she tells him to do what he's going to do...so it's fine...she turns and covers herself with the covers...Ronnie leaves..




Jordan & Laura discuss

4:29-4:32pm


Ronnie has just left Jordan, Laura comes out from the HN room and joins Jordan in the bed. Jordan tells Laura how she went off on Ronnie, she rants...

Jordan says it's so stupid, she's done talking about it...if Laura does go home she is going to cause some drama in this bitch...they laugh...Laura says it's f'n funny, Jordan says it's ridiculous...(Jordan massages her boobs while Laura stares at her, lol) ...Jordan continues going off, Laura asks if someone is in the SS room, Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't care...she is pissed...


This made me giggle...

Jordan says the bed is wet, she needs to put on dry clothes...Laura says well the bed is already wet...Jordan asks Laura if what she said was good, could she hear her clearly? Laura mmm, hmm's but doesn't say if it was good or not...Jordan then says "and then he gets up and walks off and pouts, now he's going to be like, I'm putting her up...PUT MY ASS UP"...she gets up out of bed..."I don't give a f**k"...Laura laughs...Jordan says "I'm serious, enough f**king bullshit"...they both laugh and Jordan goes into the HN room to change…




Jordan says Jeff is cuter

4:38-4:50pm


Jordan & Laura are laying down in Jeff's bed. Jordan has finished venting about Ronnie and says she is closed on Sundays and doesn't want to talk BB.

(hmm, I wonder where I heard that saying before? ;) )


Jordan turns to try and rest...Laura says that if she is voted off and Jordan right after they can enjoy the rest of the summer at home with people they like that aren't liars and egotistical dipshits that aren't even good looking (Jessie)...she says that is why it's so funny to her that he's so obsessed with himself, his face is ugly as f**k...that is why he got his body to look like that because there is no way any girl would ever date him...


Jordan says she would have thought Jeff would be kind of conceited but he's sooo not...she says that when she first saw him she wasn't like OMG...Laura laughs...but when you get to know him and his personality he's more fun, he's like really...he's cuter. 🥰


Laura says he's got a really good personality...Jordan mmm, hmm's.


Jordan says he always wants to be rubbed..."do it nice, do it nice" she giggles, Laura asks if she doesn't like to rub him...Jordan says no! 🧐 Jordan was in the pool and she was like rub my feet and he said no, there has to be a way it's going to be 50/50 and she said she would rub his back for 30 minutes and she said just rub my feet please and he did. Laura says that's really funny. They go back to game talk…




Jeff tells Jordan not to take it out on him

5:30-5:39pm


Jordan is laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR, Jeff is standing nearby. Jeff & Jordan whisper about the HG's. Jeff says he is sure he (Ronnie) sold you out so he's not looking at me again. Jeff gets in bed with Jordan while she is telling him that she asked Natalie what the plan is, she said Natalie says that Ronnie keeps changing his mind. Jordan says Ronnie pulled Casey off to the side.


Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't care, Russell has been acting rude towards her too...she's tired and she's aggravated and she said she's not talking about it anymore...she says they told her that Ronnie said Jordan was dead to him...Jeff says he's such a little two-faced worm, why did he say that?...Jordan answers with a raised voice "I don't know...because he's playing both sides"...Jeff says he's so soft...Jeff closes his eyes...feeds go to fish...when they return both J&J have their eyes closed...they are quiet and then Jordan says "I don't like him anymore".


Jeff smiles and rubs her arm and says alright, you're stressing out...Jordan says no, I'm ewww, this was supposed to be a no talk, no talk about this day and now look at it. Jordan grrrr's...Jordan says he just paces back and forth...Jeff asks Casey? Jordan says she wants to tell Casey and now all of a sudden he likes Russell....


Jordan says she doesn't want Laura to leave, Jeff says he doesn't think there's a choice...quiet again...they hear Ronnie in the kitchen saying something about Jordan but they can't make it out...Jordan says he is making up stuff...Jeff says he is talking shit about her...more quiet...Jordan grunts...Jordan asks why he keeps pacing back and forth, he always does that...Jeff says cuz he's a fu**ing idiot...more quiet...


Casey returns from watching the movie...they ask him how the movie was, he says it was good. They chit chat for a bit...Casey says to stay cool, Jordan says they'll talk later...


More quiet...Jeff says "Ronnie is not putting him up (Casey)" Jordan says yeah, he is...Jeff says then why did Casey tell us to stay cool, I bet you Ronnie told him that he's putting you up...Jordan goes ugh (rolling eyes) then turns to face Jeff...she says "why are you looking at me like that?" Jeff says "listen, I know you're getting frustrated and you get frustrated but don't take it out on me, alright, I wasn't looking at you like anything, I was just looking at you"


Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan covers her face with the cover...Jordan asks Jeff if he is trying to go to sleep too...Jeff says kinda...Jordan moves her arm to not touch his and says there you go, Jeff looks at her, rolls his eyes and turns a little to the other side...

More quiet...Jordan looks around, sneaks some looks at Jeff...


Jordan whispers something about hating people when she leaves here and Jeff nods...Jordan says something about Russell (inaudible to me) and Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jordan asks if he is sleeping now...Jeff say no he's relaxing and not talking because he's pissed...Jordan says she's pissed off at him...Jeff says he knows but don't yell at him...Jeff says that is why I told you not to fu**ing say anything, when you say shit you know it's going to come right back to you, he told her to not say anything, don't say that shit...


Jordan bites her nails...she says she can't fall asleep...Jeff says to relax...she says she tries to but she can't...Jordan lays down and says will you give me that (cover) and Jeff breathes out deeply...Jordan closes her eyes and turns towards Jeff who doesn't respond to her..Jeff's feet keep moving...Jordan rolls to the other side...




Jeff buttons up Jordan

7:17-7:19pm


Jordan has just taken a shower, puts on her makeup, then puts on a top that needs buttoning. She heads outside where Jeff is getting ready to work out and she asks him to button her top...he obliges. :)


Jordan says she doesn't like buttons...Jeff asks her...dude, does it fit? lol Jordan says yeah, I got it before I got my boobs done...it'll fit. Jordan says to just work on this part...Jeff says he's trying to work it so it's closer...he says this motherf**ker...Jordan laughs...Jeff says dude, you're gonna bust out of this thing...Jordan says she's not, just button it...Jeff says to take it easy...he says it's like trying to fit a dog through a mousehole...😂


Jordan says sorry I'm holding my arm in your face...Jeff sits down to get more traction lol


...he says hold on, is this supposed to be easy or something? You gotta be fu**ing joking...Jordan laughs...Jeff says stop laughing! come here...smash your boob or something...she laughs...he says no, the other way, you had it, alright stop, don't move...Jordan says to not look at her armpit, he says he's not looking..Jeff says oh, yeah...I'm better at unbuttoning...you get it? 😉 He finishes up and Jordan goes back inside...




Jeff & Jordan realize she’s going up

8:06-8:20pm


Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside on the couches. Jeff says they will switch it up..Jordan says she can't think about it because she wants to cry...Jeff puts his hand on her leg, rubs and says "don't cry, oh stop"...Jordan says it makes her mad...


Jeff says "you're not going home" Jordan says she is...Jeff says "no you're not" Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you're not"...they look at each other...Jeff nods no...


Jeff tries to make her feel better by joking...he says "Ronnie says you're not going home so it must be true"...they laugh...Jordan says so it's exactly the opposite...she says it's because she told him off because of what she said, she can't hold it in...Jeff says that is fine, there's a lot of time from today until tomorrow...shit changes in an hour over here, someone trips over his foot and they're going up...Jordan says if she is going up she's going to act like Braden and then tell him to grow some balls...Jeff says she's not going home so don't say anything smart...Jordan says she is...


Jordan says she doesn't understand why Jessie makes deals with Jeff and then she goes up...Jeff says he'll talk to him...Jordan says what about Russell going up...Jeff says that is over... Jordan whispers to Jeff to tell him something about promising to Ronnie to not put him up...she whispers about promising that if Russell goes up that Laura won't touch him, he has her word...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan says why don't you just suggest it...Jeff says he will...Jordan says to not leave that part out or she will be mad, if she watches the tapes back and see that he didn't say that then she will be even more mad...Jeff says yeah, because I haven't been trying my hardest since I've been here the whole time...Jordan says really he hasn't...Jeff says really?...Jordan smirks/smiles and says she's just kidding...


Jordan says so what are you going to say please tell me? Jeff says he doesn't know he will have to think about it later...Jordan says come on...Jeff says you and this fu**ing Laura thing, do you want to stay or do you want her to stay? Jordan says her to stay so she can help us...Jeff says really, she's not, it's you or her, I don't understand what you don't get about that? Jordan says if she goes, I'm next and then Jeff says he's next...Jordan says Jessie had a deal with you...Jeff says how is he supposed to believe anyone in here, you can't make deals...


They get quiet...Jordan smiles secretly...

Then Jeff looks over at her...Jordan looks up and says it's cloudy, can you believe it? Jeff says he likes it and he cannot believe it...Jordan smiles and asks why he is being smart? Jeff reaches over to her cheek...


Jeff says he hopes it rains, it would be nice, he wishes he didn't nap...they talk about the weather and Jordan keeps patting Jeff's hand which is on her leg...Jeff asks if she's hinting she wants to scratch his arm...she scratches...Kevin gets up and leaves the hottub area where he has been laying down...


Jordan asks if she can tell Laura the deal now...Jeff says she can now...who cares now...Jordan says it does look like it might rain...Jeff can't believe what pussies everyone is in here, no balls, get some balls...Jordan says we need to win HOH or you and your team because then you won't let them put me up...Jeff says he needs to run around here threatening people because then they won't put me up...he says it's so stupid...he says this season is going to be so stupid because no one is putting up big players, it will be all about who wins veto...he says no one will put up Jessie, Jordan says she will, Jeff says who will vote him out...Jeff says they need to do something in the next two weeks or else they are both going home...Jordan says what about the deal Jessie made with you...Jeff says apparently it's not true...Jordan says it's going to be Kevin, Lydia, Chima, Natalie, Jessie and who else? Jeff says who knows, who cares...


Casey comes out, they do their Irish voices, they comiserate and bash Ronnie. They figure all of their side will go out one by one...Jordan tells Casey what happened when she went off on Ronnie...they discuss how Ronnie has changed his mind over and over and then the feeds cut off...




Are we going to continue?

9:45-9:49pm


One of my top 5 favorite JeJo moments on the feeds, this told me that Jordan did want to continue with Jeff outside the house and the feeling was definitely mutual ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0nJ-r0ybkNQ


Jeff is working out and comes inside to change...Jordan & Laura are in the RR talking...Jeff enters the RR, puts his hat down on the dresser...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says "what?...Jeff whips off his tank top and Jordan says they were talking.


Jeff grabs a sweaty t-shirt to wear saying he likes putting on sweaty clothes and the girls say ewww...Jordan tells Jeff to "come here" :) ...Jeff approaches her and says "what?"...he leans over the bed and Jordan says to not talk so close to her face, he backs up a bit and Jordan says they want to say something really mean tomorrow...Jeff says "you do?"...Jordan says she's on her period now LOL


Jordan says she wants to say something mean when Ronnie replaces Jeff with her...Jeff says "don't say anything"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "don't say anything mean, you want to go out with class and you might not go home so you don't want to say anything you regret"...


Jeff puts his hat on and says that even if you were going home, you don't want to go out like that, you're going to regret it later but then again wtf does he know, do what she wants...Jeff starts to head out but Jordan says "wait, come here, I'm not done talking to you...sit down and talk"...Jeff says "now you wanna talk? all day I want to talk to you and you just blow me off"...Jordan says "cuz I was mad and now I'm on my period and I wanna talk"...Jeff just looks at her LOL ...Laura asks why that would make her want to talk?...Jordan doesn't know, she doesn't feel good so for Jeff sit down.


Jeff says he's going to go finish his workout...Jordan with a sheepish look says "I'll probably be asleep by the time you're done" ;) Jeff asks what she wants to talk about?...Jordan says about life...Jeff says life in here or on the outside?...Jordan says on the outside...Jeff says "what about it?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff grabs Jordan's foot and stretches...Laura brings up Ronnie and his DR's...Jeff says they need to get some more film...they laugh...Jordan says they're going to look like the stupid ones...Laura mentions the "bitter? table for one" statement Dan made about Jessie during the HN comp so that is what she says they are "bitter? table for three" LOL


Jordan tells Jeff that the other HG's were all asking her in the bathroom if her & Jeff were going to 'continue'...


Jeff is like 🫣 and says "what?"...

Jordan starts giggling and Jeff still doesn't get it, he says "what? you might as well just say it"...Jordan puts on Jeff's chapstick and says "are you and Jeff gonna continue?"...Jeff says "continue what?"...Jordan says "our BFF friendship"...Laura adds "when you get out of the house"...Jeff gets the sweetest, grin on his face...


Jordan says she told them she said no...Jeff is like :) and says "what you want?"...Jordan says "I'm just kidding...I just said we were BFF"...


Jeff shrugs and says "that's good"...Jordan says "that's what I told them...now I got a new BFF in Chicago and you got one in Charlotte and Laura's in the middle"...Laura says "I'm below y'all"...Jordan says "you are?"...they laugh and Jeff says "I gotta work out" and he leaves...



Jordan sees Jeff’s tush

10:21pm


Jordan and Laura are outside doing laundry and Jordan runs inside to ask Jeff if he needs any whites or greys washed. She goes into the bathroom to look for him and realizes he is in the toilet stall, she knocks half-heartedly and barely gives him any time to answer when she opens the door and sees his bare bottom, lol. She laughs and turns 4 shades of red...




“Nice” rubbing & scratching chat

11:25-11:42pm


Jeff & Michele have been chatting in the RR, Jordan & Laura, who have been in the HN room, join them...Jordan says they can't sleep...Jordan sits down on Jeff's bed, Jeff automatically puts his hand around her...Jeff says she had the giggles earlier, he could hear her...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly...Laura and Jordan giggle about what Laura might say about Jeff in her speech, it's either going to be about toona or technotronics, Laura asks if it's ok?...Jeff says she can go ahead...Laura asks what Jeff & Michele were talking about?...Michele says they were discussing which of them was going to be depicted on the show as the leper...Laura says all of them could be...Jeff says he could be that guy.


Laura says she's hungry as hell...Jeff says he's hungry too, they made a bunch of steaks, he'll get to chew the bones when they're done...Jeff says he wishes they'd blow up on each other, it's never gonna happen...Jordan says she couldn't help blowing up on Ronnie, she was pissed, she won't say anything else anymore...Jeff says the damage is done, they're fu**ing out of there...Jordan knows...Jeff says to Laura she better not throw a big stone at him, it better be in fun...Laura assures him it is...Jordan says it's funny, she says if Laura goes before her she'll go next or vice versa.


Laura wants a pickle or a steak or a pizza...Jordan says Ronnie will realize the mistake he made, the others are just being nice to him now...Jeff says whatever, he's sick of talking about it...Jordan says she's just saying...Michele says what's done has been done.


Jordan says "listen, doesn't this make you laugh" and then blows a big fart on Jeff's belly...Michele asks if Jordan snorts when she laughs...Jordan says sometimes...Jordan pats Jeff's belly saying she's bored, she asks where Casey is? they don't know...Laura is irritated, she wants some fu**ing food!...Jeff says that they spilled slop all over the kitchen floor and didn't clean it...Jordan says "we did?"...Michele says someone else did it to make it look like they did...Laura says they didn't do that...Jordan says she cleans up after herself, they wouldn't do that...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan and Laura say whatever...Laura leaves to get a pickle...Jordan repeats she didn't do it...Michele says Jordan is considerate...Jordan says someone did that on purpose, she swears she didn't do it...Jeff says he isn't saying she did, he's just saying what the others said.


Jordan rubs Jeff's belly a little and Jeff asks if she'll scratch him, for a half hour...Jordan says to come lay on the hard bed and she will...he says "for a half hour?"...Jordan nods...Jeff says "you promised!"...Jordan says she told him she would and she will...Jordan says "he likes to be rubbed Michele"...Jordan keeps scratching/rubbing...


Michele says who doesn't? Jeff is like a little dog, giggle giggle 🫤 .Jeff says "you have to do it nice though!"...Jordan says "what's up with you and the word nice?"...Jeff says "because I'm not a dog, scratch it nice" :)...Jordan says it's funny how he says nice...more giggles from Michele BLECH


Jordan who is too nice says "Michele you have a pretty smile"...Michele says "thank you"...Jordan tells Jeff to look at it...Jeff who is also too nice says "she is very pretty, I've seen it" GAG ALERT...Michele says to Jeff "you make me smile that's why" 🤢


Jordan says she's just saying when she smiles, it's really pretty...Jeff who wants a compliment too says "that's a nice compliment"...Jordan says she's a teeth person and she always notices teeth and smiles...Michele says she has lots of people tell her that (of course she does 🙄 )...Jeff says that's nice, positive energy.


Jordan says she just lays in bed tossing and turning, she hears everything...Michele says she would switch with Jordan if she could, she likes the hard bed, now she's going to be thrown in there all the time because she is saying she liked it...Jeff says he wishes he didn't take that nap...they say the others are going to stay up all night...Jeff says he can't believe Natalie is going to make it to the finals...Jordan says she's protected by Jessie...Jordan says she hopes Michele makes it far...they whisper some game...Laura turns on the light to go into the HN room, she comes back and Jeff smells something nice, he asks Laura what it was?...Laura says it was her hand sanitizer...Jeff likes it...


Jordan can't believe they took her perfume but let Laura bring hers...Jeff was allowed to bring his cologne...Chima comes in to get some clothes...Laura moves and sits over on the ledge of Jeff's bed...Jordan says she's cold in the morning but hot at night...Jeff says the same...Jeff says he wishes it was colder now, he sleeps better when it's chillier, Jordan agrees...Natalie comes in and Jeff asks if she's hyped up on candy...Natalie says no, she tells them about a bet her and Lydia made, a shadow game (boring)...Jeff says they're going to want to kill each other, dressing is one thing but shadowing is another...they talk about all the candy she got, she's not going to go to sleep until after the ceremony, she rambles more about the shadowing (blah blah blah)...more annoying Michele giggling...


Jordan says maybe she's going to go to bed...Jeff wants her to scratch his back a little...Jeff turns on his belly and Jordan starts scratching...Laura sits back down and the feeds switch out...


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