Jeff Schroeder and Jordyn Lloyd can't contain their happiness! Just one day after the Big Brother alums dropped two bombshells -- that they secretly got married and are expecting their first child together -- in a YouTube video, the newlyweds were still beaming over the exciting announcement in an exclusive ET interview. “So I'm three months pregnant," Lloyd, 29, gushed. "It was really hard keeping it a secret. None of my girlfriends in Charlotte [North Carolina] knew that I was pregnant or that we even got married." "I first found out I was pregnant on February 22," she continued. "I had a feeling about it. I wasn't sure. I took a pregnancy test, it came out positive, I didn't believe it! So, I woke him up at 7 o'clock in the morning, crying." "I was crying, because my mind was in wedding-mode," she explained. "I was all about prepping for the wedding. The next week, I was going to try on wedding dresses with this lady, and I was so excited. And then, it was just like... boom, baby." But now, she's ecstatic to be a mom, and even shared her baby's first sonogram exclusively with ET! The couple was planning on having a destination wedding in Mexico in September. "I was so excited, we had 356 people we invited," Lloyd dished. "It was going to be a big celebration." Those plans changed when they found out they were expecting and they decided to tie the knot a few months early at a courthouse in Beverly Hills, California. "Now, since [we're having a] baby, we can plan for next year," Lloyd said. Read the rest of the article here: http://www.etonline.com/news/186284_big_brother_stars_jeff_schroeder_jordan_lloyd_share_baby_first_sonogram_pic_exclusive/

By Cara Sprunk April 6, 2016 Congratulations all around! Reality TV couple extraordinaire Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd exclusively tell Us Weekly that they quietly married last month, weeks after finding out they are expecting! The couple — who have appeared on Big Brother, The Amazing Race and Marriage Boot Camp — were planning a wedding in Mexico for September 24, but their plans abruptly changed when Lloyd found out she was pregnant on February 22. Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd “I was not expecting it!” the 29-year-old exclusively tells Us. “My mind was completely on wedding mode and not on baby mode — was not expecting babies for like another two years, and, yeah, so then that’s what happened.” “It definitely threw us through a loop, and we were kind of like, ‘Well, we need to figure this out, because the baby is going to be born October 20,’ and I don’t want to be walking down the aisle nine months pregnant, and my dress won’t fit,” the Big Brother season 11 winner says. “I said, ‘Why don’t we go on ahead and go to the courthouse, and make it legal?’” she continues. “And I’m more traditional anyway, so I was like, ‘I want our baby to have our same last name on the birth certificate too.’ So I was like, ‘Let’s just go on ahead and get married, and then we’ll have the baby, and then next year we’ll have a wedding ceremony with all of our friends.’” Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd attend BODY at ESPYs at Milk Studios on July 14, 2015. On the first available date at the courthouse — March 15 — the two, who got engaged on season 16 of Big Brother in 2014, headed to the Beverly Hills courthouse to tie the knot with a handful of friends as their witnesses. “It actually was pretty nice,” Schroeder says. “I wore my tuxedo that I wore to Lance Bass’ wedding, so I had that in the closet to wear; Jordan wore a cute little wedding dress, and afterward, we were like movie stars. We went to the Beverly Hills Hotel and had lunch, and then, at night, we went and got massages, and then we went to Mastro’s in Malibu for dinner. We lived the life that day.” They still have another big milestone to celebrate next week, when they find out the gender of the baby. “I hope it’s a girl! That’s all I want, is a healthy girl,” Lloyd tells Us. “I’m around guys all the time!” Learning the gender of their baby will give them something to celebrate, since the newlyweds had to cancel on a Dirty Pop at Sea cruise in the Caribbean that they were planning on for next week. Jeff Schroeder proposes to his girlfriend Jordan Lloyd, at the BIG BROTHER house, in 2014. “We were supposed to go on this cruise with Lance Bass, and we were supposed to leave Saturday, and that was kind of a babymoon for us, but we can’t go now because of the Zika virus,” Schroeder explains. “The doctor was like, ‘It’s not a good idea,’” Lloyd adds. “It’s not worth risking the health of the baby for a week of fun.” The virus, which has been spreading around the world since the first confirmed infection in Brazil, has been linked to a birth defect of the brain called microcephaly. To see more about Jeff and Jordan’s pregnancy experience, check out their YouTube channel. https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jordan-lloyd-is-pregnant-and-married-to-jeff-schroeder-w201709/

August 31 How life changes/Jeff the reality star/the proposal 4:10 - 4:15 PM Jordan and Rachel are walking laps around the BY...Shelly is sitting on the couch...Adam is on the hammock...Rachel says that your life can change so much in a year...Jordan says yeah...Rachel says a year and a half ago before the show, she was not engaged, living and working in Vegas, in school and doing a lot of other stuff and now living in LA, engaged and on the show again, isn't it crazy?... Jordan says yeah, it is weird, 2 or 2.5 years ago, she was working 3 jobs, was getting into trouble and was basically going down the wrong path...Rachel says her too...Jordan says then she got it together...Rachel says now she is dating Jeff, has a great job, owns a home, is doing this again...Jordan says the home she bought was for her mom & brother (umm)...Rachel says "yeah but still"...Jordan starts to say something about that but says she doesn't want to say it on tv, she'll say it after... Adam says "you're dating a reality star"...Rachel says "yeah! yeah you are"...Jordan says "me?"...Rachel says "yeah, Jeff"...Jordan says "oh my God people...reality stars are the Kardashians"...Rachel says "Jeff is a CBS reality star"...Jordan says "no he's not!"...(yeah he kinda is)...Adam says "dude! he's been on 4 shows in 2 years"...Jordan says "he is not a reality star"...Adam says he was on BB, TAR, ATWFF, BB, 4 shows in 2 years and after this he's going to get his own cooking show...Jordan says "ohh, I hope he does"...Adam says "The Angry Chef" I LOVE IT!...they laugh... Jordan says "that'd be good for me, maybe he might step up the process a little bit more" ZING! love it! Jordan adds "I'm just kidding (sure you are ) he'd get so mad if I said that"...Rachel says "ohh! Jor-DAN, you are so not kidding, you can say it, he's not even here"...Jordan says Jeff would be like shhhh...Shelly asks if they ever look at rings?...Jordan says no but her and her mom have on the internet...Shelly says they never looked, he just showed up...Jordan says maybe, he told her that if he proposed, whoever he does propose to ( YOU! ) that it would be unexpected, they would have no clue... Rachel says maybe he'll propose on finale night?...Jordan says nooo, she wants it to be private IF he did (WRONG! LOL) Rachel says maybe he can propose on finale night then her and Brendon can get married in the BY...Jordan says "in trash bags" LOL...Rachel says no, a real wedding, Jeff can propose and then they can have a BY wedding for them...they start talking about reality wedding shows… JeJo site is so nice/jorchel 4:17 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting while doing laps of the BY...Rachel says she's glad she got to come back to BB plus she would've have never met JeJo ::giggle giggle:: Jordan says "omg Rachel! you can just say Jeff and Jordan" Rachel says who would've have known that Brenchel and JeJo would be BFF?...giggle giggle...she bets all the Brenchel and JeJo fans knew it (umm, not really LOL) Jordan says "that JeJo site, they're so nice...they're like really good to us, like really, really nice....they always on Twitter send me like inspiring stuff” Rachel says she hopes Brenchel and JeJo fans are still cheering for Jorchel Jordan tries to tell Shelly about their joint DR but Rachel shushes her saying they're not supposed to talk about it...Jordan says she'll have to watch the show and see...Jordan says compared to Rachel, Jordan looks like she has no personality with Rachel saying "no one comes between me and my woman" LOL Rachel says that she should have said no one comes between my and my BFF "Jorchel" they continue talking about their up and down relationship and the name Jorchel... interesting side note - Shelly is watching them do laps from the couch area and is just glaring at them...the disgust and disbelief is written all over her face...I think it was killing her to see Jordan being so close to Rachel and at one point Shelly mumbled under her breath that Rachel was crazy Love it! Don’t break this little girl's heart 5:53 PM Jordan and Adam are talking outside...Adam on the hammock, Jordan sitting nearby...they are talking game...Jordan asks Adam to promise him on Farah that if need be he will use the veto to evict Porsche...Adam promises and says that when Jeff told him "don't break this little girl's heart"...Jordan smiles and says "what did he say?"... Adam giggles...Jordan says "what did he say? tell me what he said"...Adam laughs not wanting to say...Jordan says "Cruddy...tell me what he said for real"...Adam whispers "don't break this little girl's heart"...Jordan says yeah and I'm telling you...Rachel arrives and asks if they want a snack? and they continue talking... Jeff grabbed Jordan’s butt/Jordan misses Jeff 8:01 PM Jordan, Adam & Kalia are outside, Jordan is getting in the hot tub, Adam is having a smoke, Kalia is laying down on the couches...Jordan says to Adam "after tomorrow, 14 days left!14 days and you can see Farah, how excited are you?"...Adam says "omg, I just want to hug her, squeeze her, kiss her, lick her face" Apparently Adam licks Farah LOL Rachel comes out and asks who he's talking about? Farah?...Adam says yeah...Rachel says she hates when guys lick her...Adam says he doesn't know why but with his other girlfriends he didn't do that but for some reason with her he likes to lick her...Kalia tells some story about an ex-bf doing something with his tongue (I mute her ) Adam says he can't wait to grab her ass, a little slap and tickle, no it's been 61 days...Jordan says they know what Adam wants to do, he's going to want to skip the party...Kalia starts asking Adam what a slap and tickle is and then Rachel says to Jordan "I can't wait to see Brendon"... (of course LOL) Jordan wonders if her mom is coming to the finale...Rachel says she's sure they'll ask...Jordan says they never asked her... Kalia says it's like when Jeff grabs Jordan's butt, it's always like uhhhhhh (he gets into it)...Jordan says "yeah he does!"...Rachel asks if Brendon grabbed her butt? Kalia says no, Jordan nods no...Jordan says they're more "on each other"...Kalia says they're more "lovey-dovey" but JeJo would never really do anything but Jeff would just walk by Jordan and uhhhhh (she makes a grabbing motion with her hands), it looked like it hurt, she was like ow! Jordan run!...Adam says to not to get too excited, Jeff grabbed his ass too Jordan says in a low voice "I miss Jeff" 😒 Jordan won’t do it in jury? Hmmm 8:27 - 8:41 PM Jordan, Rachel & Kalia are talking outside on the couches in the BY...they are talking about friends and boyfriends...Kalia talks about Derek and how she wasn't looking for a boyfriend but she knew early on he wasn't just going to be "another guy"...Rachel asks how long she's known him?...Kalia says she met him in April, right before his bday, they hung out all of April & May and Memorial day weekend was when things got more, she met his dad...palm trees until just after the 8:30pm mark... Rachel is saying she fell for Brendon after 10 days because Jordan says "after 10 days!? Rachel! be honest"...Kalia asks was Rachel thinking she really loved him or she could see herself with him?...Jordan says "not in 10 days, you don't know the guy in 10 days"...Rachel says when she was on the show they said "I love you" and they were still on the show...Jordan can't believe it LOL she says "whaaatt?"...Rachel says yeah, by the end of the show they each told each other they were the loves of their lives...Jordan says "oh my goodness"... Rachel says once they got in jury they really, really fell in love...Kalia says because BB was all gone, so maybe when they were in the house, they knew it was special but when they got to jury they fell in love...Rachel says she started to fall in love with him in the house but then you have all the extra pressure and everything but once they were in jury and it was just them for 2 weeks she was like "I'm so in love with you"... Jordan says "did y'all do it in sequester?"...(no...Jordan they did it in the BB house before that in their season )...Rachel nods yes...Kalia says she would assume so since the cameras are gone...Jordan says "all the time?"...Rachel says "in jury or prequester?"...Jordan says "in jury"...Rachel says "yeah!"...Jordan says "God...were you doing it like all the time"...Rachel says "the week before here or in jury?"...Jordan says "no in jury"...Rachel says yeah...Jordan says "if I'm in jury and I have to listen to that, I want the room across"... Rachel and Kalia both say whatever, her and Jeff would be doing it in jury...Jordan says "I don't know" (yeah right! 😉)...Rachel says "she's such a liar" (ding! ding! LOL)...Kalia says you're just in a bedroom, in a house...Jordan says "that's weird"...Rachel says "that's not weird at all"...Jordan says "y'all I'm weird"... Kalia says she knows she is but she's guaranteeing her there's no way, there's no way! (ding! ding!) and there's no way Jeff is going to be like "ok" (DING! DING! DING!)...Jordan giggles...Kalia says there would be no excuse of no cameras...Jordan continues denying saying "I don't know"... Rachel says they wouldn't do it 24/7...Kalia says "but you'd get one out of the way" Rachel says yeah...Jordan says "oh my God, y'all"...Kalia says she's just saying...Rachel says "you totally would"...Kalia says she probably would...Jordan says she's very modest (or crazy! LOL )...Rachel says it has nothing to do with modesty...Kalia says there's no cameras, nothing there, if she wants they could hide under the blankets, a pillow, put a sock in her mouth...Rachel says she's not going to come knocking on her door wanting to hang out LOL Shelly has come outside and Jordan asks her if Tony was in jury and Shelly got there would she do it in jury?...Shelly says "no cameras right?"...they say no...she says "yes" HAHA!...Jordan says "you would? what?" (oh come on Jordan! you're being ridiculous now)...Shelly says it's like you're in your own room in your own house...Kalia says or like in a hotel on vacation or in a bed & breakfast...Shelly says "that's a very firm yes"...Kalia agrees...Rachel asks "why wouldn't you?"...Shelly says no one would even hear you...Kalia says no one would know...Jordan says "I don't know"...Kalia says people would assume they are... Shelly asks "when you're at your house?"...Jordan (unbelievably embarrassed for what reason I have no idea geez LOL) says "oh my God, y'all I can't talk about it"...Shelly says "it's the same thing!"...Kalia says they know they have been...Shelly says the only place they don't is at their parent's house, forget it...they debate doing it at your parent's house LOL... Jordan then says they never did it when they were on the Amazing Race jury house...Rachel asks why?...Jordan says because there were other people there...Rachel says there's other people everywhere all the time...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just felt disrespectful, weird...the others still can't believe it...Rachel says what if they were on a cruise together?...Jordan says "on a cruise? I can't talk about this out loud, of course if I was on a vacation or something, I don't know, I can't talk about this"...Rachel says "whyyyyy?"...Jordan says because a million people are listening...Rachel says everyone knows, it's not a big secret...Jordan says they can use their imagination... Rachel says ok, if they were married and went on TAR and were in the jury house would she?...Jordan says she doesn't know, who knows...they STILL can't believe what Jordan is saying and neither can I! Jordan says she knows she wouldn't want to hear someone else...Rachel says go downstairs then and asks Kalia if she would be offended?...Kalia says she would just be eeeee!...Jordan says she would be grossed out... Jordan tells a story about when her and Jeff were staying at the Roosevelt and they went to bed very late, got woken up early by a couple having sex in the next room, they were loud and Jordan was so mad that they had woken her up, she just gets grossed out by that...Shelly then tells a story about a similar thing, she was pissed and it wouldn't stop, a bunch of people called the front desk, the door opened and there was a 60 yr old guy with 4 girls in there the noise never stopped. It was embarrassing...they continue debating if having sex in the next room is cool or not and then Jordan again reiterates it's awkward and that she heard a couple of friends and it was ewww.... Jordan story - Jeff’s Ma’s town & meeting Jeff’s family 11:39 PM Jordan is in the hot tub talking to Shelly who is sitting on the couch...they are talking being Shelly being Catholic, what mass is like and what the religion entails...Jordan says that when she saw where Jeff's mom grew up, so cool, it was like something out of a movie, she's from Italy...Shelly says oh my God...Jordan says she's from a really small town that she thinks is called La Spezzia, like something out of a movie with the women shaking their clothes out the windows and the hills and the buildings are this close, everybody has small cars, there was an old Catholic church, the door was open and anybody could go in there, there were benches where you could kneel down, when they were around there and Jeff was filming, service was about to start because more people were starting to go in there, you can walk everywhere, older ladies wear those aprons and their socks up and the shoes, it's so cool, just like something out of a movie... Shelly says so Jeff's mom is right from Italy...Jordan says yeah, she came on a boat...Shelly asks if she has an accent?...Jordan says no, she thinks Jeff's grandmother (did) who died a year before their season, Jeff was close to her and talks about her a lot, she spoke only Italian so Jeff's mom would speak to her in Italian... Jordan says when she met all of Jeff's family at Jeff's brother's house it was a BIG family and everybody was so nice and there were a lot of them...Shelly asks if she was nervous...Jordan says "omg yes! cuz you don't know what to say" they're asking you questions and you're nervous, not knowing what to say, it's not like you're just meeting 5 people at one time, there were probably more than 30 people there...Shelly says omgosh!...Jordan says it was like a big family reunion type thing...Shelly asks if that was the time she wasn't feeling well?...Jordan says yes, she looked like poo, she whispers that she had diarrhea all day it was just gross but everybody was super nice... Shelly says you can tell Jeff comes from a lovely family and you just have to pay attention to how he treats his mom because that is the truth...Jordan says everybody says that...Shelly says it's so true, how they treat their mom is how they treat you...Jordan asks why that is?...Shelly thinks it's just because they learn how to treat a woman by how they treat their mom, she thinks there's a lot of truth in that... Jordan grew up on BB11 11:58 PM Jordan is in the candy room getting ready for bed...Kalia joins her...Kalia asks Jordan if she feels different or the same at the end as before?...Jordan misses what the question means and instead answers how she's different from the beginning of the show to the end... Jordan says definitely different, she grew up...Kalia asks how old she was then?...Jordan says she was 22, she was working 3 jobs, the plan was to try to buy a house, she was getting in trouble at home doing that whole thing, she came there, her mom and everybody said the best thing that could have happened to her, was to go away because she was getting caught up in stupid stuff, she definitely matured, her sister's boyfriend even said she grew up, she needed it, maybe she'll go back and be different this time, you don't think it, you don't realize it until she got back home, for her it was little things that bothered her before that she was immature about didn't bother her as much as before, she thought different, just kind of grew up, even people she hung out with before seemed different, she still talks to them but it wasn't the same...

August 27 Smelly issues 12am Jeff & Jordan continue their conversation about Michele and her smelly blanket she slept in this morning...Jordan laughs at how Jeff is telling the story...Jeff says "I'm not taking smelly's blanket...in fact, throw that thing off the bed". Jordan says Michele didn't take a shower today, did she?...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan sees Michele coming up to the HOH and says "here she comes", she holds Jeff's arm and laughs. Jeff says "she had to of"...Jordan doesn't think she did, she doesn't remember watching her...Jeff smacks his hand on the bed and says "I don't wanna keep quiet all night"...Jeff says it was almost better when she was Russell's friend, he says to give smelly her blanket, he will take the good one, he says it's grossie. Jeff says he almost wants to take a shower but he just took one, it relaxes him at night....Jordan says she knows she doesn't stink because she just took a bubble bath...Jeff says he can smell her ass from where he is. 😜 Jordan is agape LOL she says "shut up". Jeff says maybe Michele went to wash up...Jordan says she smells like her lotion...Jeff smells her, he agrees...Jeff says he should just put on cologne, his friends call it a European shower, when they smell and put cologne on...he repeats it...he asks her if she gets it?...she cutely says "yes, I do"...Jeff says he had to say it twice and he still didn't get a laugh...Jordan says her hair probably stinks but she wants to wash it tomorrow for live show. Jeff’s final night as HOH - Michele decides to sleep up there… 12:02-12:13am Jordan & Jeff talk a little game 🤯  Jordan is so worried she's going home next week...Jeff honestly thinks they're targeting Michele and vice versa but what if Russell got in their heads...Jordan says that's what she's saying...Jeff says it doesn't matter who the f**k wins...Jordan doesn't trust Natalie and Kevin fully...Jeff says lets hope Michele wins and if she doesn't feel safe then for Jordan to win & then they're 100% safe, they don't have to worry about shit and he's still playing the next week... Jordan wants Michele to win it so they can play for HOH...Jeff says they can stick a dagger in her back...they laugh...Jeff farts. Jordan says uhh, it was a wet one...Jeff says nah, he would take a shower then...Jordan says it sounded wet...Jeff says nah, it was a full stomach one, it was just bouncing around off the quesadillas and then it stuck out...Jordan says she never smells his farts (now that's true love! LOL)...Jeff farts again 😲 ...Jordan says "oh my goodness!"...they laugh...Jeff says it's almost better he farts in front of her rather than when he's by himself, then he's embarrassed and looks like a dork, he's a dirtball. They go over numbers of bottles, cylinders, items in the house...they realize they didn't go over dates and Jeff says he wishes Michele wasn't coming up there...Jordan asks Michelle from the DR to tell Michele that she can't spend the night up there...feeds cut out LOL... When they return, Jordan tells Jeff that she feels like now sometimes Jeff gets really aggravated with her, that now he feels like he is on his own now...Jeff says "oh Jordan stop!"...Jordan twirls her hair LOL...Jordan says "I dunno, I just think that sometimes"...Jeff says for her to stop thinking whatever she's thinking, she worries enough, she doesn't need to worry about him, he's solid...Jeff says "ok?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jeff says for her to come up with something solid to save this team and lead them to victory and she needs to thinking more positive, for real, they have 3 weeks left...Jeff says it's crazy right?...Jordan says it's very crazy...Jeff says if they make it past next week, they're good, he will be excited...Jordan says she can't honestly picture them being in the jury house...they notice Michele coming up ..Jordan groans "God!"...Jeff says "it hurts, we lost". They tell Michele to take the (smelly) blanket and Jordan smiles to herself...Michele settles into the round chair...Jordan reaches for Jeff's arm...Jeff says he likes to watch the spy screen, he likes to watch Jordan go by...Michele says to watch that ass go by?...Jeff says yeah, booyah...Jordan says Jeff likes her booty, she's just kidding...Jeff says "I do"...Michele says "you guys"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says Jordan owes him a back scratch...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you forgot...she says she didn't...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm and then blows farts on his chest LOL Jeff laughs and says it tickles...Jordan keeps going...Jeff says "look how this looks for that camera" Jordan tells him to put his knee down and she keeps going...Jeff laughs and tells her to move her head up and down and then he lifts his knee up again and points out how it looks. Jeff says that is the closest to some action he has gotten.  LOL Jordan says the audio doesn't match up though...Jeff says they can put any audio they like with it. Jeff’s final night as HOH - J&J DR revelations 12:14-12:30am Jordan returns from using the bathroom and sits in bed...Jeff touches Jordan to signal to her that Michele is sleeping in that weird position...they both laugh to themselves and Jordan asks Michele how she sleeps like that...Michele says she's flexible...Jordan mutters she is crazy LOL Jordan grabs her water and tells Jeff that she was re-enacting him tonight...Jeff says oh God, like what?...Jordan says it was in a good way...Jordan starts showing Jeff how she mimicked him, doing the hand signal, it's over, you're done, you're outta here...Jeff seems excited about it 😀...he says which ones?...Jordan touches Jeff and says "hey guys I'm making some toona, anybody want some"...Jeff smiles...Jordan continues... ...she says the "we lost, it hurts" saying but she doesn't remember if she left one part out LOL Jordan says Jeff always has to use his hand like this (does the hand signal) and he says "it's over, I'm done"...Jeff bursts out laughing...Jeff says it's pretty good...Jordan says she doesn't bash him...Jeff tries to recall the saying "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" but he can't LOL Michele says he should know because he's all about the analogies...Jeff says he's the analogy master but he's been slacking because his mind is clouded with hate, he's been drinking the winekins. Jordan asks if he has been saying anything bad about her?...Jordan says "are you going to intimidate me?"...she realizes she said it wrong...Jeff says "do I intimidate you? does she intimidate you?" (imitating Jessie LOL)...Jeff says Jordan should have said "he gawn"...she missed it...Jeff says you missed that one? what did she say two sentences?...Jordan was trying to mock him...Jeff says she missed all the good ones, if she's going to make fun of him at least do it right, you lost...Jordan says "God! she can't do anything right with you now...God! Jeff"...Jeff grabs her head with his legs and pins her down...they banter a bit more... Jordan asks if he mocks her?...Jeff says he no, not really, he does sometimes but mostly just makes fun of her...they laugh...Jordan wants him to tell her how he makes fun of her... Jeff just says "you're cute"🥰 Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and says "and you want to drown me?"...Jordan says she should have said that one too...Jeff says she forgot all of them...Jordan mentions that she cried in the DR, she was a crybaby...they start talking about some criers from past seasons, mostly Amber from BB8 and her Top Model skit. They talk about crying in the DR, crying in the house...Jeff admits he almost cried when he read his letter...Jordan says that Jeff said if it was longer, he would have...Jeff says his letter was only a sentence long, what was up with that letter?...Jeff starts describing how his Ma is and how she would get all nervous writing the letter, omg what do I write? and she probably called his aunt 50 times, they talked on the phone, emailed each other, went over what to write, she would leave in BB because that is the show and football because he played it and that's it ...he says his mom & aunt love to gossip, they must talk about the show after every episode. They go back to talking about the Jeff/Russell fight...Jeff says he's a dork...Jordan says she used that in the DR too, how Jeff says that when he is mad...Jeff says she ripped him one in there....Jeff says that's alright, she got ripped on with the tangerine or the nectarine...Jordan asks him what did you say bad?...Jeff pats her face and says "nothing, you're cute"🥰 Jeff says "I said Jordan doesn't have to know the difference between a peach or a nectarine or an avocado or an artichoke...I love her just the same...she's cute" ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jordan awwws, you said that?...Jeff says he did...Jordan gets tongue tied instead of saying that that was a nice thing to say...says she knows the difference between them but mixes them up...Michele starts babbling about fruits...Jordan lays down next to Jeff...Jeff tells Jordan to not even say anything more about the fruit, it's all edited and done, it's over...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and starts rubbing...Jeff gets up to take his whitestrips off... Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan feels better and flirty 12:31-12:50am Jeff says the stress and the smoking is going to take 5 years off his life...he says he needs to relax...he laughs and says he knows what would help him...it would have helped a long time ago...he says "Jordan"...Jordan as usual isn't paying attention LOL Jeff returns to bed and asks if he should take off his mic, are they going to crack jokes?...they seem to all want to settle to sleep, they sort of say goodnight...Jordan though starts talking about Russell and the differences in his personality...Jeff says he doesn't know who he is...Jeff says he has an identity crisis, he's insecure. Jeff gets up again...Jordan calls out to him and says she remembers another word from her DR..."delicious"...she says how Jeff says it...Jeff says yeah...Jordan thinks how he says delicious is eww, gross...Jeff imitates Jordan ragging on him for saying delicious...Jordan laughs...Jeff gets back in bed and says that he hasn't even said "crunk" in forever...Jordan re-iterates her point that she was saying the stuff Jeff says is cute, she says it in a flirty way...Jeff says why she didn't remember "we lost, it hurts"... Jeff laughs thinking about it and says "you said "we lost" though?"...Jordan says she said something like that...she got flustered...Jeff says if she had said that his buddies would have fu**ing loved her...his buddies thought of that and his other buddy says "we gawn"...Jeff says he tries to throw that in when he's in the DR and they probably think wtf is that?...Jeff admits he gets worked up in there, they want 1 sentence and he goes on for 5 minutes...Jordan says the DR didn't ask her anything about Russell, they asked more fun stuff...Jeff says maybe Jordan just needed a laugh, sometimes you need that because you come out of the DR all happy...Jordan says she told Michelle from the DR she had a bad day. Jeff wants to know what these people look like...Michele says DR Michelle has glasses, she told her...Jeff asks if DR Michelle sounds sexy, he thinks she does. GAG ALERT⬇️ Michele says "hellz yeah, all Michelle's are sexy"...Jeff says "No, for real, I wanna check her out..." Michele says "yeah for real!"..Jeff half laughs and says "no, yeah...I know for real"...Michele laughs like a hyena and sarcastically says "yeah well then you said Ronno's wife, meh...just kidding"  WTF? 😵‍💫 Jeff wants to check out these people, he can't judge by their voices...Jordan says "what about Smooth Jazz?" Jeff says he's awesome, he's got hair like Braden...Jordan says what about the one guy that seems cool...Jeff wonders how the other crew in the house knew all the names of the people in the DR...Jeff says he never mentioned it before but he hated when Russell would call out to production saying "hey God", it made him sick, he didn't like it at all from day one... Russell thought it was funny but it wasn't, not to take the religious stand but he didn't like it...Jeff says he would need a right cross to the jaw, it would help both of them...Jeff says "he gawn" and laughs...Jordan snuggles a little closer to Jeff. Jeff asks what he should wear tomorrow? he can dress up because he's not doing the comp...Michele wishes they could wear party dresses...Jordan says she would wear her bright dress but then thought she would wear her black one because it would make her look slimmer and then if Russell tries to say something...Jeff tsks and says "shut up, you look great" :) GAG ALERT 2⬇️ Jeff says he put in his blog today that Michele lost 16 pounds and is feeling amazing about herself and I think that is great...Michele in her baby voice says "Jeff makes me feel good about myself and I love that" UGH Jordan ignores her and says she wrote about her losing weight too, she looks awesome and she couldn't wait for her husband to see her, wowzers, he's going to want to rip Michele's clothes off...Jeff says she knows it too...Jordan says the feeling will be mutual for Michele...Jeff says he doesn't even think they will make it to the house. Jordan says "me & Jeff will just be in a hotel"...Jeff says "f**k yeah" and he starts singing No-tel, Motel, Holiday Inn Jordan snuggles close again...they start talking about Vegas, hotel(s) and sequester before BB...they talk about how Russell thinks he is going to be famous after this... Jeff wants to stop talking about Bozo the Clown 🤡he asks again what he should wear?..Jordan says what he wore last week looked cute, his black v-neck shirt...Jeff says he wore that because he had a different black one on and Russell wore the same shirt so he changed... Jeff says he only has 1 or 2 shirts left...Jordan says he looked really cute in the shirt he was in...Jeff describes his button down shirt...Jordan says with jeans?...Jeff says yeah, she says that will look nice...Jeff says with the shoes she wants to burn...Jordan says no...Jeff says he doesn't have any other shoes...Jordan says to wear flip flops...Jeff says with a button down?...Jordan says yeah, he will look sexy...Jeff says no to that...Jeff tries to recall if he wore his brown/cream shirt yet. Jeff says he feels like he is getting a fever...Jordan checks his forehead, says he's warm...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to rub his back...Jeff says "yeah, f**k yeah Jordan" and happily turns around and gets in position ;) ...he says thanks Jordan. She says she has a hang nail...some confusion if it was hers or on his back LOL...but she asks Jeff "can you feel it?" and Jeff says "...coming in the air tonight?" 😂 Jeff asks if she got the joke, she says she did and she says that song reminds her of the movie Miami Vice… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan gets flirtier 1-1:21am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's back...she is very close to him...they are talking about crying when seeing other people cry...Michele says Jeff has empathy...Jeff says he thinks it's his downfall...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't like people LOL...Michele says "you don't like people? wtf dude?"... Jeff laughs and says sometimes he hates someone and then something sad happens and then he feels bad for them, like when he would come up to the HOH and hear the letters and feel like he had the wrong opinion of people, he felt like an asshole, no really f**k you and I'm out , he felt bad for a couple of seconds and now it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff from behind and pats his belly...Jeff asks if it's fat now?...Jordan says no, you look good...she keeps rubbing...Michele says he'd have to eat 8000 quesadillas for something to go wrong...Jeff says no, if he eats badly a couple of days in a row, he gains weight quick, in the winter he goes up to 200lbs easy, it's like hibernation...Jordan says you eat more, you wear sweatpants, it's cold and you don't wanna wear jeans and stuff, you wanna wear comfy clothes and stay inside cuz it's cold and you wanna eat...Jeff says it's hard to get to the gym and you're so lazy because you haven't seen the sun in fu**ing days. Jordan asks Jeff if he goes to the gym a lot?...Jeff says yes, 4 days a week...Jordan says geez...Michele says he wouldn't look like that if he didn't...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says at least 3 but he tries for 5 but it evens out to 4, he gets streaky about it, he'll go for 3/4 months and then sometimes won't go for a month, kind of like in the house...he says he gets lazy, gains weight and then goes diehard back to the gym...Jordan says she does that too. Jordan taps Jeff to signal the rubbing is over...Jeff does his little "nah, no, where you going?" ...Jordan locks her arm into Jeff's and rubs it...they get quiet...Jeff gets comfy, puts his hand on Jordan's leg... Jordan says it will be hard to go back to the SS room if they have to, she is used to the big bed, the bed down there is hard...Jeff says he hopes have nots are over, he doesn't want slop...Jordan says her or Michele have to win HOH...they talk about winning HOH's and Veto's and comps. Jordan snuggles right into Jeff's neck...Jeff grabs the covers to cover themselves up a little more ...she rubs his chest...Michele fake yawns and they both smile (internal laughs)...Jordan rubs Jeff's face. Michele starts talking about herself again  and they start talking about what they would do to win HOH...Jeff asks Jordan if she would eat bugs?...she says she would struggle but she would do it...Jeff says "hell yeah I like that attitude"...Jordan says that one time they did the blended foods thing, eww...Jeff says it doesn't seem that gross to him...Jordan turns away from Jeff a little and Jeff taps her legs to motion for her to come back to him☺️ Jeff brings up the Chaosserole comp yet again...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff, it's fish, it's salty"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan says Jeff was so mad...Jeff says he was so mad?....Jordan says she was real mad...Jeff says he didn't even realize she was, he said good job and she was like, ummm...they giggle...Jordan says it was cute though, Jeff said "I'm sorry"...Jordan snuggles in again and admits she exaggerated being mean to him...Jeff says she wasn't mad?...Jordan says not after but she had to let him think that she was still real mad at him...Jeff says you made me suffer?...Jordan says she thought it was cute that he apologized, it was sweet but she had to keep her tough face on  ...Jeff tsks and says "so you worked me?"...Jordan says "I diddd"...Jeff says he got hustled...Jordan says "you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts". They laugh about that saying...Jordan asks where he got that from?...Jeff says his buddy Tony & his brother started it, they say that about everything, tickets, beer, whenever they lose...Jordan bets she will say that when she goes home and no one will understand it but her...Jeff says they say it all the fu**Ing time, Jeff wishes Jordan would have said it in the DR, his buddies would love it...Jordan says she can do it again...Jeff says put on another Jeff show? no, she's good. Jordan says she worries about what Jeff says in the DR about her, she will get embarrassed, she worries about what the others say sometimes...Jeff says everyone is getting ripped on...Jordan says you better not rip on me...Jeff says he does it to Jordan in a cute way, he says not everyone is going to like you, what are you going to do? read websites all day, drive yourself crazy at people throwing shots at you? whatever who gives a f**k! Jordan smiles, snuggles again and says she was thinking of funny stuff...Jeff says like what?...Jordan says you, about the recording with the guy talking about the toona and people writing blogs about that...Jordan says even though it's old, when he tells the Technotronics story it's like she's hearing it for the first time, the way he says it is so good. Jeff asks Jordan to play with his hair, he'll take anything...Jordan rubs Jeff's face...they whisper to each other a little game while Michele is in the bathroom....Jordan keeps touching Jeff...she rubs his ear...she asks him if he had his ear pierced?...he says yes, he had a double piercing...Jordan seems disappointed LOL and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says they called him Double J  😛...Jeff says he's joking but he did have one when he was 18,19, what did she think, it was last year?...Jordan says she forgets, she thinks he is...(younger)...Jeff says "oh shut up" Jordan says "k, goodnight" and keeps rubbing Jeff's face and hair......Jeff says he's like a dog...Jeff says his hair is ok, Jordan says he needs to cut the top, it's too long...she keeps touching it, she rubs his neck and then they start rehashing the comments Russell made earlier about them being dumb and how he thought Gucci was dumb… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Hot gardener, Jordanisms & hosting 1:24-1:42am When the feeds return J&J and Michele are talking about the grad comp and how cold and numb they were...Jeff says he felt like he lost his feet...Jordan says when Jeff said that, that she thought "get a new seat", remember what's his name?...Jeff says Jessie? yes he remembers LOL...Jeff says he never got to give any of those guys a hardcore zinger... Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's neck again and says "yeah, well you look better so"...Jordan says they're just jealous because everybody thinks you're hot...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says they do and asks Michele if she's not right?...Michele giggles and says yeah, everyone thinks you're hot. Jordan says Jessie would get so mad if anyone would talk about the other guys...Michele says Chima & Natalie thought he was the hottest guy, it's a love fest in here...Jeff says Chima? she hated his face...Jordan says Chima hated you, then liked you, then hated you but she still thought you were hot...Jeff says he'll take it...Jordan says she was going to say that during the fight, that he was jealous of Jeff's hotness...Jeff says now we're going to stop this conversation...Jordan says k, sorry...Jeff wants to talk about wet socks. So of course Michele keeps talking about it   ...Michele says Jeff is going to love her soundbites in the first half of the season, all the questions she was asked were about Jeff (really Michele? 🥴  ) ...Michele says the DR would ask her if she thought Jeff was hot, if she was single would she date Jeff ..Jeff is surprised to hear that, he only knew about the gardening thing...Michele continues to talk like a giddy schoolgirl...Jeff ignores her and listens to Jordan who says Kevin is so funny and how he said that Jeff knows how to work that hose or he can water my tomatoes...Jeff laughs...then Jordan says she thinks she said that Jeff looked like a waterboy or something...Jeff says she thinks they are good takes but he's going to come off like an idiot....Jordan tries to remember what she said...LOL Jordan gets scolded to not talk about her DR's so they stop talking about it...Jeff says he is getting a big head anyways but sometimes in the house it's nice to get a little lift so he appreashes, he says thank you ladies and says maybe he'll come and water their tomatoes...they both giggle...they start up with the artichoke/avocado talk again and Jeff says he forgot, she doesn't even know what a mango is...Jordan says for Jeff to not say that...Michele starts talking about how she doesn't know what that is, to not consult her on fruits...they totally ignore her again, lol ...Jordan says for him to not say any of that...Jeff says the DR asks about stuff Jordan says...Jeff says will try to think of a JORDANISM and he can't...he's going to look back and think of the times when he couldn't believe Jordan said that and he forgot.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBOJEqQApU Jordan was always so concerned she would come off looking bad she says "you make me look bad?"...Jeff says he didn't say that, he says that he can't wait to look back on this season...like the planter and how Jordan thought it was some guy walking by with a plant...Jeff says he cracks up every time. They start talking about comps and how Michele is so accident prone...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's arm...they talk about how when people host they change their voices...Jeff makes fun of how Michele articulates every word, he laughs...Michele tries to defend herself and makes no sense...Jeff says he never got to host and that is what he wants to do when he gets out of here, show his skills...Michele asks if she came off corny...Jeff says no, no, you articulate every word, he would have had more fun with it, he doesn't know if that is what they want, they probably want more of what Michele did, he would joke around more....(no Jeff, you're wrong or you're being too nice) They talk about Russell and how the votes should go...they talk about the Pig Veto comp...they think it was stacked for Jessie to win...Jeff doesn't know if he believes that...Jeff says he got 6, 6, 6's, he knocks on wood for that and then says he needs to do his prayers for 3 minutes, he covers himself up...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff finishes up and then Jordan says she needs to say hers and she will go to sleep...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and almost runs into Michele who says she was going to slap his butt. Jeff’s final night as HOH - JeJo get snuggly 1:43-1:50am While Jeff is in the bathroom, Michele asks Jordan if she snuggles with Jeff?...Jordan says sometimes but not really (liar! lol)...Jordan says she thinks Jeff doesn't like it. Jordan asks if Michele does it with her husband?...she says yes...Jordan asks if they spoon?...she says yes...Jordan awwws. Jeff returns and says he is obsessed with weighing himself...Jeff says he weighs 182.5 lbs, he was 191 when he came into the house, on slop he weighed 178...crazy talk. As soon as Jeff gets in bed, he covers himself and he does exactly what Jordan said they don't do and what she said Jeff doesn't like doing...they snuggle.   LOL! Jeff and Jordan get super close under the covers (hard to see as Cam 2 continues to stay on Michele grrrr) Jeff makes that mmmm sound he does when he wants to get close to Jordan, he reaches over and snuggles her...Michele says goodnight but they ignore her or don't hear her....Jeff pulls Jordan closer to him...only their silhouette can be seen at this point... Something is going on under the covers...Jeff's hand pops out from under, he leans it on the headboard...Jeff whispers...they giggle...Jordan says gn Michele and giggles...Michele says gn...Jordan says gn Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan (Peyton style)...Jordan corrects how he should say Johrdan while turning to face Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan...they hug under the covers and a kiss is heard...Michele tries to insert herself in the convo yet again saying gn Johrdan, that she didn't say it British enough 🤔 Jordan peeks out and says "what did you say?"...Michele explains while Jeff cuddles Jordan even more...he whispers Johhrdan...they get quiet... Feeds turn to the crew downstairs and then moments later the feeds are cut off then they return, Michele is seen coming downstairs from the HOH room...she was told by production she couldn't sleep up there. HOORAY!! 🎉 Kissing questions/Jeff put Jordan in a better mood 1:58-2:08am Feeds return to the HOH room right before the 2am hour Jeff and Jordan are still cuddling facing each other...Jordan has her head buried in Jeff's face and neck. Jordan says Jeff needs to be careful with Kevin & Natalie...Jeff says they have to be careful with everyone but Jordan says more with them, she doesn't trust them, it would make sense for them to get rid of Jeff since he's the strongest person...Jeff says they promised but they will see where the allegiance lies...Jordan says she knows but she doesn't believe anybody...Jeff says we'll see and there's still the veto...some rubbing goes on under covers... Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't feel weird when they're here kissing and they come over the microphone and address them, you forget somebody is there...Jeff says mmm, yeah...Jordan says she does that, she snuggles closer...Jeff says not for under here, they can't see shit, they don't know what's going on...he covers their heads...Jordan says "noooo, cuz it's...they might think"...Jeff says "think what? that we're doing it?"...Jordan says "not that we're doing it"...Jeff says "then what?"...they kiss 💋 Jordan lifts the cover off and says don't you hate when people do that (she does a popping sound with her mouth)...Jeff says he likes anything and he goes in for her neck...Jordan giggles and says right now you do...they cuddle closely. Jordan says don't you feel sometimes when you have a couple more drinks you feel like you can kiss better? cuz you're not thinking about it?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan repeats herself and then asks if Jeff doesn't think that way?...Jeff says "yeah, why? you wanna open that wine?"...Jordan puts her arm in the air and says yeah!...Jeff says "f**k yeah!", pulls the covers over and goes in for the neckage...Jordan giggles and protests, she says it tickles so bad when he does that, it gives her cold chills...he feels her chilly legs LOL Jeff just keeps cuddling Jordan, but then turns towards his side. Jordan asks Jeff if she's a bad kisser?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan asks Jeff what do you think makes a bad kisser?...Jeff umm's and Jordan says she will tell him hers, when it's like a lizard with their tongue...Jeff doesn't like that...Jordan says when it's so wet it feels like there is drool...Jeff says it feels like they're licking your face...Jeff says sometimes when he is drunk he likes to get sloppy...Jordan says ewww, Jefffff, noooo not get sloppy...Jeff leans in and says let's get sloppy...Jordan says no...Jeff says no, what?...Jordan says not sloppy!...Jeff says what do you want me to do?...Jordan says you have to stay drier... Jordan leans up and says sloppy like where your spit...Jeff says no, he jokes around saying sometimes he likes to spit on each other...Jordan ewwws and Jeff says no...they laugh and Jeff says if some chick did that he would choke her out. Jordan starts describing her first kiss, how it was real wet...Jeff buries his head in her chest LOL...she protests no!...Jeff says who no?...Jordan says you no! she laughs and Jeff turns back to his side and says oi, oi, oi, I didn't do anything! They rustle around with the pillows and covers, Jordan says it's hot...Jeff says this is how they get sick...they talk about Michele's smelly blanket...talk goes back to what makes a bad kisser... Jeff says same thing as her, Jordan says if someone presses their face too hard...Jeff says usually he takes control of the kissing ...Jordan asks if he likes to be the dominant one?...Jeff says no cuz then they will just...Jordan says "they'll follow?"...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says he doesn't like machine gun tongue...Jordan doesn't understand...Jeff says like a lizard. Jordan admits that when she first kissed Jeff she was saying please don't let him kiss like a lizard or something...Jeff says how did it work out?...Jordan gets flustered and says "I told you...I told, umm...you're gonna love me after this...I told everybody...I was like..."...Jeff says alright, alright...Jordan says Jeff gets embarrassed doesn't he?...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says no, that's good, that's all I need to know...Jordan jokes that no, it was really bad...Jeff says he needs to know that too then...Jordan snuggles in and says she's just kidding. One of my fave moments btw J&J: After getting closer to Jeff, she says she's just kidding...Jeff leans his face towards Jordan and says "How do you really feel?"...Jordan says about? your kissing?...Jeff says no. IMO Jeff wanted to know how Jordan really felt about him and them but as usual Jordan missed the cue, heard it and didn't get it or knew what he meant and avoided the subject... Jeff starts imitating Jordan when Jeff touches her and she says NO! He repeats it, NO! NO! It's cute. Jordan says sorry...he says you want to hear it?...he touches her (somewhere) and she says No!..they laugh...Jeff says oh, man, he doesn't understand how it's ok for her but not for him?...Jordan pats Jeff...Jordan says he got her all hyper now... Jeff, as he covers them with the cover says "you're all worked up? you wanna fool around?" ....Jordan mildly protests no but they kiss. Jeff says "that was nice"...Jordan snuggles in and says "k, goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight Jordan, that was beautiful"  Jordan giggles softly....Jeff asks if Jordan is in a better mood now?...Jordan mmm, hmm"s...Jeff says no more tears?...Jordan says Jeff put her in a better mood...Jeff says good...Jeff asks if she is going to be ready for tomorrow?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they start talking game... Jordan touches Jeff one last time before sleep 2:08-2:24am Jordan & Jeff discuss how tomorrow will go...Jeff says for Jordan to not say one word to Russell when they're all in lockdown up in the HOH room...Jordan says Jeff got mad at her today...Jeff says he got mad because she was going fu**ing crazy...Jordan says she did, she couldn't help it...Jeff says she stomped out there like a monkey... Jordan says was it embarrassing?...Jeff says her hair was like (he flops his head around, lol)...Jeff says he could tell she was really agitated...Jeff doesn't get Russell getting off of having chicks right in his face, he thinks he likes it...Jordan thinks he has evil eyes...Jordan says how she bumped him...Jeff says with your boobs...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she had to do something to let him know she wasn't scared of him, she's not, she was more worked up because she knew she couldn't do anything about it...Jeff says that was his problem too...Jordan was seriously wanting to nail him right in the head, she would feel so good...Jeff warns her again about not saying a word to him...Jordan says no one has ever been that disrespectul to her...Jeff says he's a one of kind jerk off...Jeff says she has a right to be mad, he shouldn't talk like that...Jordan says Russell saying stuff about Jeff made her mad too...Jeff says he's getting over it, he gawn, that is the bottom line. Jordan says Russell had to play sides, she says she & Jeff stayed on one side and didn't kiss Jessie's ass to feel cool and he did and then he would come with them and that just shows how stupid he is, he was never really with us, no, you're not tough if you were you would stand your ground and not kiss another person's ass..she wanted to tell him to jack off Jessie in the jury house but she didn't. Jeff needs to take his own advice about not saying a word...Jordan asks if she looked psycho?...Jeff says no, just that she was really pissed which is understandable...Jordan thinks Russell is jealous of their friendship...Jeff agrees, he was jealous right in the beginning and he never had anybody and she & Jeff just clicked and she liked Jeff better...Jeff said that he is jealous, maybe of him, maybe of both of them, he has a jealous insecurity, whatever it is, he's a fu**ing loser and he's out...Jeff drinks some water and spoons Jordan, starts rubbing her...the feeds cut off... They return 4 mins later with Jeff laying on his tummy and Jordan sleeping to her side...Jordan says she has to go pee, she goes to the bathroom and comes back...she gets in bed and puts her hand on Jeff's side, rubs him and holds it there for a little bit... Jeff mmm's but dozes off...Jordan turns back to her side and goes to sleep... Cheek caress & sweet kisses 6:07-6:15am Jeff & Jordan are sleeping...Jeff rustles and turns to the HOH door side...Jordan stirs...he hears Jordan moving and reaches back to touch her...Jordan turns towards him, puts her arm around his waist and snuggles Jeff...they lay still for a minute with Jordan's head buried in Jeff's back...she moves her face over...Jeff then turns to face Jordan and he puts his arm over her chest and caresses her cheek. At the 6:13am mark Jeff reaches over to her face and gives her a few short, sweet kisses ♥ and asks her if it's bothering her (having his arm over her), she says no. They try to sleep... Not one word… 10:42-12:19pm ...is uttered by anyone during the time all the HG's are locked down inside the HOH room the day of the live show. Other than the occasional throat clearing by Jeff and turning by Jordan towards Jeff nothing happened (J&J were convinced Russell was going to start up another fight since he had them where he wanted them) Talk about awkward 😳 Chitter chatter in the RR Pt1 12:35-12:59pm Jeff joins Kevin & Natalie in the RR, he lays down in Natalie's bed and says it's just like the HOH... They talk about the SS room being closed down soon. They talk about saunas...Jeff says his favorite thing is being in the steam room with eucaplytus and taking a cold shower afterwards, it cleans out your system. They talk about the clothes BB has given them...Jeff said he got shorts, shoes, tie dyed shirt, chicken suit, sombrero, pig suit, tights, a sheet...Jeff says his favorite costume ever is the chicken suit...he says he is going to be the chicken for Hallowe'en :)...he laughs to himself about how it makes him laugh. Natalie says if she doesn't win HOH today then she shouldn't be nominated again...Jeff is like this --->  🤨 and says her thinking is (hand motion) kooked, he says how about be thankful you're here today and then move on...they discuss a possible curve ball thrown at them by BB...Kevin asks if Jeff is stressed and to not worry about the vote. Jordan joins them and sits on the edge of Jeff's bed...she warns the others about all the ants in the bathroom...Jeff says it's all the cups and candy everywhere...they talk about having lots of time to get ready because there are only 6 of them now then talk about showering order. Feeds cut off and when they return they are talking about watching Beverly Hills 90210...Jordan says she was surprised that Natalie liked that show, so that was cool and how they think the same types of guys are hot like Brian Austin Greene...Jeff says he (Brian Austin Greene) is going to come here and host LOL Natalie says she wishes, she would flip out...Jeff asks if Natalie got to go on a trip with him would she eliminate herself from the game?...Natalie says it depends on the vacation and how long...Jeff says a week in Paris...Natalie says "I'm out!" LOL Jeff asks if she would make a move?...Natalie says she wouldn't go, she has a boyfriend...Jeff says liar! and asks if she would hold hands at the top of the Eiffel Tower? ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says and then what if Megan Fox showed up at the hotel and started clawing at you and you had a catfight?...Natalie says being on BB is enough on it's own...Jeff says you and Megan Fox catfight...rawrrrr...Natalie says she would kick her ass...Jeff says f**k yeah. Kevin says he never watched 90210...Jeff says it was the bomb but he had to secretly watch it because he would get made fun of for watching it (in high school)...Jeff says in college everyone watched it anyways, they talk more about 90210...Jeff says TIffani Amber Thiessen's character was banging everyone in the beginning and he was jealous because he wanted to...he immediately says "naaaa" Jordan says she thinks it would be hard to act a lot younger or older...Jeff says Jordan would be great as someone younger in something like Varsity Blues...Jordan says she would so do that, like the girl who put shaving cream on her boobs...Jeff says "would you do that part Jordan?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff says she so would, liar!...Jordan says she doesn't know, it depends...Jeff says on what?...Natalie says on the money...Jordan agrees on that but says she will feel weird about putting shaving cream "down there" with tons of people around, but not with her boobs (yeah right!) ...they mention Jordan being in other teen type movies. They start wondering about what Julie is going to ask?...Kevin asks what is the coolest thing Jeff's ever acted in?...Jeff says he did these commercials for a cell phone company that are dramatic and very soap opera and they were fun...Kevin asks if he had to get rid of his accent?...Jeff says he can't get rid of it, he went to school for it, he can't, he doesn't want to talk about this shit on tape, he lost a lot of work because of that, he says when he's calm and tries to enunciate each word he can drop some of it...Jeff tries by saying "I'm going to win the upcoming competition" (it sounds like a robot, lol)...Jeff says he would have to go to a speech coach...Kevin says he should get jobs because of his accent...Jeff says maybe, he gets local stuff. Jordan leaves to go take a shower… Chitter chatter in the RR Pt2 12:56-1:15pm Jeff continues to talk about acting, he says classes are fun, it's surprising how much you open up, depends on the teacher, people lose their inhibitions and just go for it which is what you need to do. Jordan comes back without taking her shower, Russell was in there humming a song, taking his time and Jordan is pissed she had to see him in there and deal with him...Jordan sits down on the bed with Jeff...Jordan says now she has to wait until the warm water builds up...Jeff says what if that fu**er stays in there for 2 hours?...Jordan says he probably will...Jordan says he took her mirror to use it to shave his head...Jordan says he's such a little shit LOL...Jeff says she loves when Jordan gets pissed cuz she never gets pissed...Jordan says Russell is such a yo-yo...Jeff smiles...Jordan groans in frustration and Jeff tells her to relax...Jordan says she wishes she could take a bat and smash him, she hates him...Jeff raises his eyebrows in surprise...Natalie says that is how she feels about Michele. Kevin says a comp with life size pinatas would be fun...Jeff says they usually do that with big faces, etc...Jeff says he would love to have cardboard cutouts of themselves, he would love to take one home, it's a bit vain but it would be funny to carry one of those on the plane...Jeff cracks himself up. Jordan starts up with the Russell talk again but Jeff says he's done talking about it, he can do what he wants, he doesn't care...Natalie & Kevin say they play along with Russell but they don't have to worry, J&J have their vote...Jeff says do you have some good stories to tell us later?...Kevin says yeah...Natalie says Russell doesn't like Jordan...Jordan knows that, they start bashing Russell again and Jeff says it doesn't matter, he's not going to shit talk anymore, he doesn't need to defend himself. Jordan says she should tell him to not call her Jordy because she doesn't like it...Jeff says not to say anything...Jordan says she won't...Jeff says who you snapping on?...Jordan says you! Natalie goes on again about how she can't stand Michele...Jeff tells Natalie about the quesadilla he made last night, there is one left over if she wants it, he loves the turkey bacon in it...he wants to f**k it  😳  LOL...Jeff says he puts it in everything, there's nothing in it (fat) so why not, live it up, have sex with it, put it in your quesadilla...as he says this he stretches out his foot towards Jordan and motions for her to crack his toes...Jordan makes a face...Jeff tells her to relax...she starts pulling his toes...Natalie asks don't you love having your toes pulled?...Jeff says not really but Jordan does it lightly...Jeff says pull one, crack one...Jordan says "I'm pulllllin"...Jeff says wait, nice...Jeff smiles at her and she stops for a sec...Jeff says he feels like one needs to be pulled. Jordan looks at Jeff and asks sweetly..."are you going to do your Johnny Depp today?"...Jeff laughs heartily and gets red...Jordan says "do it"...she keeps rubbing his foot while Jeff explains to K&N what the Johnny Depp is...Jordan says you must love him because you tried to walk through the airport like him in Blow...Jeff says that is the character in the movie that he likes but his favorite actor is Johnny Depp...Jordan thinks he is so hot...Jeff says he is so good, Jesus...as Jeff is saying that JD can do anything, Jordan mutters that she would bang him ....Jeff hears this and says "what did you say?"...Jordan says nothing"...Jeff says "I'd bang him? Jordan? What'd your Ma say about potty mouth?" Jordan takes off Jeff's sock and says his toes aren't disgusting...Jeff says he does her feet...Jordan says yeah, her feet are pretty though...Jeff says go ahead and make her joke about the 2nd toe...she doesn't... They start talking about what to have for lunch...Jordan puts Jeff's sock back on and then takes the sock off his other foot LOL and starts rubbing...Jeff gives Jordan a cute smile...she pulls his toes and then puts the sock back on...Jeff says why did you do that?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "cuz"...Jordan says "aww, I love putting on when I used to"...Jeff reads her mind and says "little baby"...Jordan says "babysit and I was babysitting a little baby and I had to put on their socks and their shoes, I loved that...ah, they're so cute"...Jeff fixes his socks and says he hates when people put their shoes on with their socks not pulled up Kevin says he is obsessed with socks...Jeff says he would break up with a chick that did that on a date LMAO Jordan asks why would she be wearing running shoes on a date?...Jeff says maybe it's a running date at the beach. Jeff says he was giving a scenario and it was all fake anyways to get a laugh, it wasn't a true scenario...Natalie says for Jordan to make sure she keep her socks straight or else he is cutting you (hand motion)...Jeff does the hand motion and laughs...Jeff adds the pffffttttt...Jordan says I lost, it hurts...Jeff says Jordan was doing impersations of Jeff last night...Jordan does the pffffftttttt and the hand motion, Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan imitates Kevin...Jeff says Natalie & Kevin have a similar walk...Natalie says Jeff stomps because he's a heel walker LOL Jeff says the HOH slippers make him sick, he didn't even feel like wearing them because of he was sick of seeing others slopping around in them...Kevin thinks Jeff has a feet obsession..they go on about feet...Jordan talks about her best friend with the hammerhead thumb...she talks about how they always make fun of each other but are still best friends...she talks about how her and her best friend were going to be like Romy & Michele...Jeff says he heard that story...Jeff says that she won't be her best friend anymore after she just bashed her on TV...Jordan says no, she'll laugh...Jeff asks her name?...Jordan says she can't say...Natalie says that Jordan got called out the other day when she was talking about her ex-boyfriend...feeds go to control room... They return and they continue talking about food and then Jordan leans forward and Jeff rubs her neck with his foot... Jordan says his toes feel like fingers...more bantering about hands & feet, arms & legs...some weird talk going on... Chitter chatter in the RR Pt3 1:16-1:40pm They start talking about Prison Break...Jordan thinks the guy with the shaved head is hot...it is established it's Wentworth Miller  :) ...feeds cut out...eventually they change subjects...Jordan asks if anyone watches Lost?...Jeff says he rented the first few seasons and then he got lost himself, he's out! LOL They talk about 24...Jeff says he watched the first season...Jordan doesn't know it, she doesn't watch police/action shows...Jeff says he loves Entourage...Jordan liked the Sopranos, she would watch with her dad...Jeff says he would watch it with Vit Tan Don at the Italian restaurant and feel all cool...Jeff would drink wine and Vit would drink a coke (aww) they'd get all Soprano'ed out...Jeff talks about the finale and how it ended, people at the restaurant thought there was a power outage and people were outraged LOL Jeff's favorite character was Pauly (...Walnuts...MINE TOO! ) Jordan says she likes OC, she loved Dawson's Creek...Natalie too...Kevin says he loved Seventh Heaven...Natalie & Jordan go on and on about hot actors & characters on the various shows and movies....feeds cut out in the meantime... They now talk about gossip magazines...Jeff says he scans them if he's on one of those machines at the gym, he looks at the pictures...Jordan says she likes reading about Jessica Simpson...Jeff says he likes looking at pictures of Jessica Simpson ...Jordan loves her...she says aww, Nick Lachey, maybe there's still hope for them and they can make another newlywed show if they get back together, they were awesome...Jeff says they were the first ones to start all the reality shows with couples. LOLOL Jordan describes a scene from their show that sounds exactly like Jeff & Jordan...she says Jessica was so pretty just bumming around in sweats, they are outside drinking wine or beer, well he is and he's kinda mad at her, she looks like she just got out of the shower, she's trying to talk to him and he's really aggravated at her, they're kind of bickering and then they make up and then she says he loves her stinky ass and then he grabs her and pulls her upstairs and you don't see the rest...Jeff & Jordan look at each other and smile :) They talk about Dukes of Hazzard and how that was the start of their demise, she cheated with Johnny Knoxville (alledgedly) and Jeff says she looked smoking hot in that video...they agree...feeds cut out again... More reality show talk continues...Jordan leaves... Jordan asks did I act like a bozo? 7:27-7:29pm Jordan finishes taking her shower after the Smores HOH comp...Jeff is cooking...she walks into the kitchen in her towel and asks Jeff what's up?...Jeff says nothin, he's just making those stuffed pepper thing...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, what's up with you?...Jordan says "nothin...do you think I looked like a bozo?"...Jeff says when?...Jordan continues..."on TV when I was yelling at Russell"...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, but nothing bad, when you went crazy, but what does she mean, it was justifiable, it's not like she wasn't egged on to do it, she doesn't look bad by any means, he yelled too, does he look bad?...Jordan says no, but she got up in his face...Jeff says Jordan got pissed...Jordan says she knows but Julie asked her that and she bets she looked stupid...Jeff says no, Russell looked stupid...Jordan says she was waiting on Russell to bash them...Jeff says he's glad he did not...Jordan says she wasn't going to give him a hug... ...Jordan walks to the SS room to change and Jeff continues cooking. Will you rub me tonight? 7:41-7:43pm Jeff is still cookiing...Jordan is cleaning up and is washing some dishes...she is secretly smiling to herself...she asks Jeff "will you rub me tonight?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "I'm sore"...Jeff asks "will you rub me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "in special places?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "f**k yeah"...Jordan turns around, points to her lower back and says "you can rub me here"...Jeff walks toward her and pinches her butt  😄 Jordan goes back to washing dishes and secretly smiling...so cute 😊 Chillin in the RR on opposite beds 8:55-9:20pm All the HG's except Michele, who is in the DR, are chilling in the RR...Kevin is on his bed, Natalie is putting away her clothes, Jordan is on Jeff's old bed, Jeff is on Natalie's bed...they have just finished talking about the Smores comp. Natalie says her back hurts a lot from the comp...Jeff says they are going to be sore and he points and looks at Jordan...Jordan says "you're rubbing me though right?"...Jeff says for sure, he said he would. Natalie asks if Jeff heard her saying me too, she asks if Jordan heard her. Jordan says yeah, it was funny. Natalie says her "rubber" is gone...Jeff asks your rubber?...Natalie says Jessie is gone, she would just ask him to rub and he would say ok...Jeff says now he needs some rubbers LOL Jordan asks if they have condoms in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Jordan asks if they think people have sex in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Natalie says cameras are off, fo sho...Jordan says really? what if this year they did it differently and they had cameras there without them knowing and stuff was happening?...Natalie says she doesn't think they are allowed to film you without knowing...Jeff says there's people jerking off everywhere in there...Jordan smiles slyly at Jeff  😚 Jeff asks if they think that the jury house was expecting Russell?...they start discussing what the jury house sees on the DVD's the evicted HG brings to them, they say that Jessie & Lydia would have no idea who was coming to the house next...they figure out that all they watch is the comps, the POV, the ceremonies, no DR's, no hanging out stuff. Jeff gets up to get more candy and then walks by Natalie and farts LOL Jordan says Jeff is so gassy in here...Natalie says he didn't start off like that...Jeff says he was faking it, he says Natalie never talked to him in the beginning so she didn't know...Natalie says yeah, she asks Jeff if he was like that?...Jordan says she doesn't think he was, she says Jeff did fart around her, she remembered the first time she farted around Jeff...Jeff asked if she just farted and he said gross and she was kinda embarrassed because he said it was gross, it was in the GR...Jeff said he didn't care :) They start ripping on Michele and talk a little game...Jeff says she is crying a lot...Natalie says it's because she knows they want her gone...Jeff asks Kevin if he wants Michele out?...Kevin is non-committal...they starting ragging on both Russell & Michele...Kevin says he believes one thing Russell said and that is that Michele wants to make it to final 3 with J&J because she knows she can beat them in comps...Kevin says he doesn't believe shit she says... Jeff says sometimes you can tell when Michele is lying, he states an example, he says he wants her to get away from him...Natalie can't stand the girl...Jeff says she was totally with Russell, he asked her 3 times why she cried over Russell and no answer...Jordan says Michele lied to her saying that she was going to use the veto to put Russell up...Jeff & Jordan vent to K&N about Michele how they couldn't take it anymore, her lies, her associating with Russell...Kevin didn't believe anything Russell said...Jeff too. Kevin brings up the fact that Russell was throwing J&J under the bus by saying they use the word fa***t and gay...Jeff says he hasn't said that since the beginning...Jordan says she has been working on it...Jeff finally spills the beans about Russell using derogatory comments towards Kevin after the chicken comp...Jordan says she knew Jeff wouldn't say it but she was going to tell Kevin about it during the whole Russell drama...Jeff says he might as well tell it now since Russell was throwing stones...Kevin says he knows Russell was trying to connect with him by using the gay card, that is not what he's all about. Jordan can't believe Russell was up there (during live show) and was trying to be all good...Jeff says that he was a character that he was playing, it wasn't him /sarcasm Jordan says omg, I look stupid...Jeff says no you don't, it was a ploy because he put on a suit and everything...Jordan thought he was going to rip on them...Jeff did too...Jeff says they didn't ask him one question about Russell up in the HOH. They talk about who in the house has won HOH, everyone but Natalie...Kevin thanks production for making the comp fair...they talk about the Smores comp again...Jeff says his favorite thing is when people bite it, it makes him laugh...Natalie reiterates that she hates Michele and she had a speech ready for her if she had won...Jeff asks Natalie what happened to her in that comp LOL ...Jeff says she just quit. Jeff leaves the room to go to the bathroom, singing "I can't fight this feeling..." 😊 Super cuddly in the RR Pt1 9:26-9:30pm Jeff has just finished eating a Smore and comes back to the RR, takes off his shoes, slaps Jordan's butt and gets in the bed with her...well actually lays on top of her Jordan says he is smushing her so Jeff gets off of her...Jordan says she likes this, it's like old times...they wonder about what is going to happen to the SS room...Jeff says he is going to sleep in there. Jeff asks Jordan if he told her about him making a smore?...she says yes...Jeff spots a bunch of towels on top of a lamp and says "did I tell you about my friend's house that burned down because he left a towel on a lamp?" He says he's just joking but he gets up and takes the towels off, as he gets back in bed, he pinches Jordan's butt... He laughs and looks at Kevin... ...and then hugs Jordan and goes in for a neck kiss, he looks up, takes the hair out of his mouth LOL and goes in for the neckage again… Kevin asks if they are cuddling right next to him...Jeff starts massaging her lower back and Jordan is liking it, she says "ahh, up, up, ahh, right there"...Jeff says "oh yeah baby"... they laugh...Jeff keeps rubbing for a bit, then presses hard on her back and stops, he puts his arm around Jordan, she fixes the sheet... Jeff asks Natalie if she made a smores cuz they're so good?...Jordan says he has the fixings for it...Natalie has never made smores...Jeff says "ever in your life? it's over, we're having one"...Kevin asks if she's never gone to a bonfire?...Natalie has only roasted marshmallows.... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt2 9:30-9:46pm J&J tell Natalie smores are so good and how to make them...Jordan says if they had a stick from the woods or if you were out in the woods and you built a fire...Jeff smiles and looks at Kevin...Jordan says "shut up Jeff"...she continues saying ""or if you're at someone's house and you just get something and put it over the fire...Jeff giggles..."it's so much fun...cuz it just melts and it's got that burnt taste"...Jeff says he burns his marshmallows, some people sit there for over an hour and try to get it perfect, he doesn't play that game, he just gets it done with, he says he kind of likes it too. Jeff says the spread got puffy in the microwave, it's ingenious...Natalie says it goes perfect with today's competition...Jordan says when the stuff was coming down she wanted to drink it...Jeff says it smelled so good...Jeff calls out Natalie on always wanting an edge (in the comps) and he says she quit. Jordan says she was trying to look at Jeff and say it's over, I lost...Jeff says it was over after the first 5 mins,they know...Jeff says he didn't want Jordan to quit...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says he didn't want her too...Jeff tells Kevin he didn't even look winded, they wonder how long the comp was and how long the live show was, it seemed really short but it's an hour...they talk about the live show again...Jordan says she was expecting the question about Jeff but was expecting talk about tangerines and nectarines and peaches but she didn't want Julie to ask her about that. Jordan admits she was trying to throw stones at Russell by saying the thing about cookie dough and how you never say that to a girl...they expected Russell to go out swinging but Natalie says he wanted to go out with class...Jordan was like seriously? when Russell gave them all hugs...they had both wanted to stab each other...Kevin says America sees through Russell...Jordan says she hopes Julie doesn't think she is crazy. Jeff talks about the live show and says Jordan was searching for a word felt like for an hour, he says really it was only 2 seconds...Jordan says she was flustered...Jeff says she was uhh, errr, uhhh and how she better spit something out and then she said "Jeff, what do you think?"...and then he did the same...Jordan said she asked Jeff for help...Jeff says Jordan got back to back questions...Jordan says she gets more nervous because it's live...Jeff says his answers upstairs were terrible, the questions were about Jordan, he was asked why he went after Russell, he explained to Julie why and then the 2nd question was what's with you and Jordan? seems like you're getting a little frustrated these days... Jeff says yeah, he's coming to a boiling point and he's on edge with everything and he sometimes takes it out on Jordan and he needs to work on it, it's one of his downfalls, he's just trying to make Jordan the best Jordan she can be...Jordan laughs and Kevin says Oh, God...Jeff says what do you mean oh God? that's a good answer...Kevin says isn't that the army LOL Jeff says it's because Jordan doesn't listen, it frustrates the hell out of him, he goes on to say how he was telling Jordan there was a hole in her cup before the comp started and she didn't listen...Jeff says to Jordan "what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "he was yelling at me"...Jeff says he wasn't yelling, he was telling her 3 times about the cup...Jordan says that Jeff yelled pay attention!...Jeff says "but what were you thinking about?"...Jordan says the competition and everything. They talk about Michele and how she is sad...Natalie calls Michele a dumbass for thinking that Jeff would vote for anyone but Jordan (yep!) ...Jordan says why is Michele sad about being put up, she is going to be too, she tells Kevin to give her a good speech...Jeff says if Kevin says Jordan is Gucci than she won't even care about being sent home Kevin asks if she should rip into Michele during the nominations?...Jeff says probably not, he might regret it later...Jeff admits he told the DR that he was super pissed about biting his tongue with Russell because that isn't who he is, he's usually takes the lower road and is the little kid and fights and it was bothering him but now that's it's all said and done, he is happy about it, he's the bigger person for it and he looks better. Kevin says he has to stop talking about Jeff...Jordan asks what about?...Kevin is talking about him too much because of his boyf...Jordan asks if his boyf will get mad?...Kevin doesn't want his words misconstrued...Jordan says she loves what Kevin said about the gardening...Jeff says if you make it funny then it's ok...Kevin says he wanted to throw in the thing about Jeff knowing how to handle a hose :...Jeff laughs and feeds cut out... When they return Jeff has his leg draped over Jordan and he is playfully patting her face...Jordan holds his hand and places his arm over her chest. Jeff wonders how they slept in this bed, they were spoiled with HOH...Jordan says she likes being down there now...Jeff says it's back to reality...Jordan turns back to spooning position...Jeff says Kevin will see how spoiled you get up there, sleeping is better, your bathroom is better, whenever you want to get away you just go up there to get away. They talk about how Russell was asking for votes up until the live show....Jordan says he did the same thing with her and Chima...they talk more game  and Russell...Natalie says Michele won't have the balls to ask her for a vote next week...J&J disagree and say she will go up to the HOH a lot to talk and get on your good side...Jeff says whenever Michele tells you something and looks up and over to the side...it's a lie...Jeff gets up and leaves the room... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt3 9:46-10:09pm Jeff returns and gets back in bed with Jordan...Jordan is talking about what is behind the walls, she imagines it being like there is a little railroad (for the cameras) and Jeff says he thinks there is...they wonder where the stairs to the HOH are?...Jeff thinks they are metal, they hear sounds and someone that has heels. They start talking about Kevin & his boyf and if they are mentally picturing him correctly...Kevin describes him...Jordan asks where he met him at?...Kevins says they met at Banana Republic...Jeff says he was a customer?...Kevin says he didn't tell people he's a Jehovah's witness...Natalie questions whether he lied to her or not (karma Natalie, karma)...Kevin says he doesn't want to talk about how he met him... Jeff puts his hand under Jordan and she snuggles into it/him...Kevin just hopes his parents are there (pics in the HOH)...they talk about how Kevin's HOH is going to be...Jeff says that the best reaction was when Jordan read her letter and Kevin jumped up and put his hands together, he giggles...Jordan explains why she gets emotional when the DR mention her family, they all say that they are positive in the DR when talking about the HOH's...they talk about how awkward it is when they want to leave the room but don't want to seem disrespectful...they say that Lydia was the only person that didn't go up to see an HOH room...Jeff says Jordan('s)  😕 and then says mmm and squeezes her under the cover... They discuss the changes in the house from year's past and then Kevin mentions how Jen BB9 used the treadmill indoors...Jordan asks if Jen was the girl that did the interviews?...she asks what she was like during her season?....Natalie says she is just like Laura, vain as hell, but worse...she cried about her pic on the memory wall...Jeff says that is hilarious...Jordan says her and her mom were watching TV and flipping through the channels, they stopped it and watched BB, they laughed about the girl who was crying at her picture...Jordan says it's weird she interviewed them... Natalie says she was really vain, way worse than Laura, they edited her as always looking in the mirror, she had shirts with her name on them...Jeff says that was the worst, shirts with 6 different names on them...like Jenious, Jenuine, etc. They talk about having interviews with Jen & Ross...Jordan says she thought Diane was really pretty...Natalie said she had to be to have Drew...Kevin says to calm down with the Drew love. Jordan says she seemed tall & thin (she's not lol)...Jeff says she was tiny...Jordan seems confused by what she's saying haha...Jeff says she's short...Kevin says people are going to think Natalie is tall...Jeff says what? did you see her in that bomber outfit? she looked like a smurf LOL!  and then he does a hilarious imitation of Natalie hosting the pig comp...they all have a good chuckle over that...Jordan loved when Jeff would say "Jessieeee" imitating Natalie...Kevin is called to the DR. They talk about possible upcoming twists...they want clothes...Jeff says they could use whatever they give him...they talk about going on a private jet to NY and being on the show The Power of 10, then talk about how Dan went to the beach and could take a guest...Jordan tells Natalie about her goodbye message to Lydia while behind her Jeff has closed his eyes and is getting sleepy... Michele comes in the room, they talk about it already being 10...when Kevin comes out of the DR, they will do the HOH reveal...Jordan's neck is starting to hurt so she turns into Jeff and says "armpit"...Jeff says "get in there"🤓 Natalie smiles at them. Jordan puts her arm around Jeff, Jeff looks down at her and says "Johrrdan, I'm bohrred" (Peyton voice) ...Jordan makes him repeat it until he gets it right...Jeff chuckles and says "I love it" Jeff asks if Jordan wants to drink that wine?...Jordan says it might help her sleep...Jeff says he could get crunk...Jordan pops up and says if they've said anything about how Jordan is trying to make Jeff cooler...Jordan tells the story about in her senior year being on a baseball team called Legally Crunk, they had shirts with that on the front and Gooch #1 was Jordan and her friend was #2, crunk was when she was in high school, she needs to update him on words...Natalie says she says crunk...Jeff says everyone does, Jordan is just pretending like she's the coolest and making him look like an idiot LOL Jordan says she is not and they're not stones...Jeff says Jordan was adamant about crunk in the beginning but now it's faded away Kevin comes out of the DR and calls them to go see his HOH. Flirting in the living room 10:39-10:53pm Jeff & Jordan are bored....they decide to go sit in the LR and talk since no one ever does...Jeff lays down on one couch and Jordan sits down on the other. Jeff asks if she ever drinks something and it goes down the wrong pipe and you can't breathe for a second?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says guess what? it just happened LOL Jeff says he likes the couch because you can put your feet up on it, it's perfect for watching tv, he says to imagine having a remote right now and putting in a movie...Jordan loves it...Jeff says it would be awesome to have movie night and then zone out and fall asleep...Jeff smiles at Jordan, she makes a funny noise and Jeff says what was that? Jordan says Jeff looks like he's posing right now...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says for something, he just needs to pull his pants down a little bit, he can do his Hanes...Jeff asks what he's posing for, Blockbuster video?...he pretends to be using the remote :) Jordan says "you looked cute today" ...Jeff says "I did?"...Jordan mmm, hmmm's...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says "in your black"...Jeff says "I appreash"...Jordan says "you're welcome" and Jeff gives her the most beautiful smile... Jordan says what?...Jeff says nuthin'...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "we gawne" :( ...Jordan frowns, tsk's and laughs...they get quiet. Jeff then says that he was thinking about Ronno for some reason...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't know...they get quiet again but are making signals to each other about the others (Michele in particular) ...Jeff whispers something about "she's crazy". Jeff then yells out NO! in Jordan style...he asks her to do her NO!...Jordan does it but Jeff says no (it isn't right)...Jordan says for Jeff to say something...Jeff says let me grab your boobs...Jordan says No! but Jeff doesn't think it's right yet but closer...Jordan says it can't be on the spot, it  has to be in the moment...Jeff says like if I'm grabbing something?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff laughs. Jordan says there's a lot more boob to grab, like a lot, like a lot more, when she grabs and squeezes them she realizes she has a lot more to grab...Jeff says she has a pocketful of boobs...Jordan says she knows, she does..Jeff says she has a bag of boobs...Michele walks by to go to the SR and Jeff says when Michele eats candy she goes crazy, he says he was thinking about Ronnie because of the way Michele chews her food...Jeff imitates her chomping...they both say Ronnie would chew like that...Jeff says "what's up Ronno?"...Jeff imitates Ronnie, how he loves the backdoor plan and how he told Jeff he was going up. Jordan says "Jeffrey"...she asks Jeff if there is a name his mom would call him when she would get really mad at him?...Jeff says Jeffrey Edward, my ma would say if she was getting really pissed...Jordan says her mom would say "Jordan Halie" or she would say Jor-DAN, she would get real mad and scrunch her teeth. Jeff asks if her mom has a country accent like Jordan?...Jordan doesn't think her mom does, doesn't think she does...Jeff says because everyone there talks like you?...Jordan says her mom has a soft voice...Jeff says "do you think you have an accent?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says she thought when she came to LA that people just thought that because everybody is from different places...Jeff laughs and says "is that what an accent is?"...Jordan smiles... and says "Jeff"...they both laugh...Jeff says "I thought people had different places because they were different parts of the world" and laughs...Jordan says people in Charlotte don't say anything to me about it and because you're from Chicago, Chicago people talk different...Jeff says that is what he's saying, she doesn't notice cuz you...I got it...now let's talk about those light fixtures... Jordan says Jeff is getting aggravated, so aggravated...Jeff keeps going and says poking fun at Jordan "I didn't think that accents came from different parts of the world"...Jordan says "shut up". Natalie walks by and then Jordan says to Jeff "you know?" Jeff just looks at Jordan. ♥ Jordan then continues by saying that she can't believe it's her voice when she hears it on a message...Jordan says her mom never answers her cell phone and she gets so mad...Jeff says "hey Vit Tan Don"...Jordan tries to say Vit Tan Don and sounds terrible! 😛 Jeff laughs...Jordan asks if that is his real name or a name he made up?...Jeff says nah, it's a long story and he proceeds to tell it, his name is Vito Anthony so his ma yells Vit Antone!  like Vit Antonio, like Vit Antone...Jordan says something about a Villa Antonio and Jeff says don't get confused, that's all, he doesn't even want to tell the story now, it's over. LOL Jordan says she lost. Jeff says they need to dust, they don't even clean, remember the first week or two or three they would vacuum, now they do shit, they're so lazy, they're acting like spoiled little bitches...Jordan says she's going to sleep good tonight...Jeff says why?...Jordan says that Jeff didn't compete, she says she is sore and points out where and says she needs Jeff to rub there...Jeff says where? Smiles  Jordan says here...Jeff says where else? Jordan says all over...Jeff rawrr's...Jordan says to get prepared...Jeff cracks himself up. Jeff admits the HOH bedroom is better because the bathroom is right there, etc...Jeff says it hurts, we lost, back to normal. Feeds cut in and out...Jordan says she is going to go lay down and heads to the RR. Being jealous/Jeff’s getting sleepy 11-11:28pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are laying down in the RR in their separate beds...they start talking about what the jury house is like...Jordan says she would hate to be there first because you would be all alone for a week, but then what if second person is someone that you can't talk with, then it would be doubly boring...Jeff says what if you were super bored and the next person that comes in is someone you could bang? LOL Natalie says kinda like Jessie & Lydia?...Jeff says that would be kinda cool...Jordan says she's sure they had fun but she wishes she would open her eyes because Jessie was confessing his love to Natalie...Natalie says she's dumb, she knows this...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's obvious he liked Natalie, when they played the "who has a crush" game in the BY, he raised his hand and it was Natalie he meant. Natalie says Jessie would get frustrated because she would talk about her bf and he would get mad...Jeff laughs...Jordan says really? omg, I bet your bf hates him...Jordan says if her bf was on a show and some girl kept coming around him, she would be yelling at the TV "don't get near him!" and if she was telling him how she felt, she would be so jealous...Jeff says "so jelly?"...Jordan says yeah, very jelly. Jordan asks Natalie "wouldn't you? If your bf was the other way?...Natalie says of course...Jeff says "I'd be so jelly"...Jordan says "I would, I would get very jealous"...Jordan says she used to never get jealous, she thinks it depends though on the circumstances, sometimes she thinks some people she has dated have tried to make her jealous on purpose, she asks Natalie if her bf ever did that?...Natalie says probably yeah.. They start talking about tomorrow's comp and what it might be...Jeff says what if it's a fishing trip?...Natalie says what if it's a trip to another show?...Jordan says what if they all got to go to the Price is Right?...they talk about former show's luxury trips and former seasons, about finale night and how they fit in so many seats out there...Jeff thinks it's cool that there are people out there waiting for you...Jordan wonders where you drop your bag, etc when evicted...Jeff jokingly says to Jordan..."you will see when you leave" and he smiles at her...she doesn't respond...Jeff keeps looking at her and smiling...Natalie says that was a stone...Jeff says it took her a minute to get that, it bounced off her head and just laid there LOL Things are quiet until Jordan says she's in the mood to watch a movie like Top Gun or Jerry Macguire, something like that...Jeff says he would watch Jerry Macguire right now for sure...they both love that movie...Jordan starts saying that she loves when Jerry (Tom Cruise) tells her (Reneé Zellweiger) how he feels about her but the feeds cut out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0 AWWW  🥰 The feeds return with them talking about Russell and how he tried to be a villain...Jeff says he wasn't, he was a douchebag...Jeff leaves saying he's going to put his glasses on because he's getting tired...Jordan & Natalie chit chat about their nails, about both of them not having won anything yet (prizes)...they talk game...Natalie hopes Kevin sticks to the plan and Jordan has a feeling she's going home this week...Natalie says no...Jordan knows Kevin is putting her and Michele up...Natalie agrees. (liar!) Jordan realizes if Michele wins veto, her and/or Jeff are screwed 😟 Jeff comes back, once again says he's tired... They talk about DR's and Jeff says if he can do his tomorrow...Natalie is surprised at Kevin's bf...Jordan says he's fine...Jeff imitates Jordan saying he's fine...Jordan looks at him and 🙄...Jeff says "did you roll your eyes right now?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff looks at her... Jordan farts and describes the fart...Jeff says it's probably all rotten under that blanket, for her to get under there...Jordan says she has a headache, after the comp she felt greasy...Jeff says easy, breezy, beautiful Cover girl? :🤪 Jeff says it looked like in the HOH comp they all quit or was that just because Kevin was so far ahead?...Jordan says there was no way she was going to catch up...Jeff says Kevin was so focused...Jeff says they were all sliding, they should have run...Jordan says it was so hard...Natalie & Jordan agree they both sucked...Natalie says Russell would have done good, it would have been btw him & Kevin for HOH...Jeff says so that was endurance huh? They start talking about the various rooms and how happy they are the HN room is closed...they say that no one ever went in there to scheme or do anything...Michele says she went in there to meditate...Jeff says he went in there to masturbate and immediately looks at Jordan LOL Jeff then says you can't do anything in here, forget it, he's not getting a youtube of him jerking off...Kevin finally comes out of the DR. Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt1 11:28-11:48pm Kevin comes out of the DR and Jeff who has been laying on his bed, immediately gets up and joins Jordan in her bed...Jeff lays down with his head on Jordan's butt...she asks him if he wants a pillow, he says no, he's got her butt, her booty...Natalie says if he has enough cushion and Jordan says "for the pushin"...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says there's no "pushin" going on here. Natalie gets called to the DR...Jordan keeps playing with his hair and Jeff says it feels so good, he's so relaxed... Jeff thinks they are having a luxury competition tomorrow...Kevin doesn't...they start thinking of what kind of comps they might have...Jeff says he wants to get on a private jet and on the way back go fishing...they want to go on Price is Right...Jeff says how about a soap opera?...Kevin says that would be for Jeff...Jordan says it wouldn't be for her. Michele says it would be cool to meet Drew Carey...Jordan says Price is Right, please, she needs to win...a car, some money...Jeff says a Winnebago and a kitchen set LOL! Kevin says they need to cross promote something new...Jordan says she would want to go on Deal or No Deal, Jeff too...she says the show gives her anxiety, she sometimes has to turn the channel, they talk about Howie Mandel & Bobby's World...Jeff likes him. Feeds cut out & return with Jeff scooting up to get more comfy (between her legs now on a pillow). Kevin says that he thought Jeff was going to give Jordan a massage (since it's Jordan that's rubbing Jeff's head)...Jordan says he is later on...Jeff says he always does...they don't see behind the scenes.:) Jordan starts massaging Jeff's face, he says he has never gotten anything cool like a massage or a facial...Kevin asks if he has any weird bumps on his head, she says no, she can't feel anything...Jordan says she could pluck Jeff's eyebrows right now but Jeff says he just did them. Jordan asks if she sees a blackhead on Jeff can she pop it?...Jeff says no because then it will make a zit...Jordan says she inspects her mom's face for blackheads...Jordan says "Jeff, you don't really have any wrinkles"...Jeff says he uses lotion a lot because he doesn't like being dry and asks if being moisturized will help?...they say yes...Jordan continues to play with his face, massaging it...Jeff asks if this is what they do in a facial?...Jordan shows him what a facial is like...Jeff mmm's and asks if she falls asleep?...Jordan says yeah, almost and they have waterfall music playing and then they massage your shoulders (she demonstrates)...Jeff says that sounds awesome, do guys get them?...Jordan doesn't know but he could...Jeff doesn't think so, it's fancypants...they laugh about how he said fancypants, it sounding like candycane from the movie Joyride with Steve Zahn. Kevin & Michele have left the RR...Jordan bends down and whispers in Jeff's ear what Natalie said about Kevin sticking to the plan, they are after Michele but Jordan is worried that he will put her and Michele up and backdoor Jeff...Jeff has the same feeling...Jordan says they got rid of Russell and now Jeff is the strongest player left so why would he keep Jeff if he can get rid of another strong player. Jordan whispers that if she is put up on the block and she wins veto that she won't take herself off because they'll replace Jeff and she knows he will be voted out, if it's her and Michele she will stay...Jordan promises him...Jeff says he appreashes...Jeff says Kevin said Jeff wouldn't be going up in no way, shape or form. Jordan continues playing with Jeff's hair, she tells him that she doesn't like the way she feels in there anymore...Jeff says what do you mean?...Jordan says with her emotions and everything, she doesn't like the way...she can't explain it well...she feels stupid even saying it...she feels like she is drained and sad, she doesn't like that feeling, it's like an anxious, nervous but sad feeling...Jeff says he knows what she means...Jordan says she worries all the time, it's not a good feeling, leaving or staying... Jeff asks where Michele is, making her move already?...Jordan whispers to Jeff that if Kevin sends Michele home, it's looking good for them...Jordan says Russell was filling people's heads with stuff. Jordan asks if she & Jeff will still be BFF when they get out of there?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan swears that if she wins she will get him the Bears season's tickets...Jeff says he will get her the earrings. Jordan says thanks, appreash. :) Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt2 11:48-11:58pm Jordan says she started a cornrow in Jeff's hair, she'll put him in braids and make him all gangsta...Jeff says hell yeah, that would be awesome...Jordan says "so what's new Jeff?"...Jeff says nothin, no new stories this week...Jordan says yeah, they have their bickering story...Jeff says they have to stop bickering...Jordan says she knows, he's the one that gets frustrated with her...Jeff says he does but Jordan has to laugh it off...Jordan says he gets frustrated with her and then she gets scared, kind of like she needs to stay away from him...Jeff says no...Jordan says you don't think that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says that is how she gets when he is all mad and stuff. Jordan puts on Jeff's glasses... Jeff says it's so relaxi taxi...for her to keep playing with his hair. Jordan in a cute voice says Relaxi Taxi. :) Jordan says Jeff really is blind...Jeff says blond?...Jordan say blind...Jordan can't get the braids to work, she says Jeff can't fall asleep because he has to rub her next. (good luck with that Jordan, lol!) Jeff says he might raincheck it...Jordan says no, she's been good, she's been rubbing him almost every night...Jeff says he rubs her arm, other than that one night when he was fired up (and she rubbed a lot), it's pretty equal. Jordan says she's been doing more than 90/10 maybe now it's like 70/40. 😛 Jeff mmm, hmm's, he says except it doesn't work like that, it has to be 60/40 because he has to fit it into 100...Jordan says that is what she meant Jeff...Jeff says he knows Jordan. Jeff says to make the cornrows with the little rubber bands, he gets up to get some more and he says he's so tired, what's up? he feels like he took a sleeping pill...Jordan whispers that Michele is probably up there telling Kevin stuff, she is worried about this week...Jeff says him too, it's a big week, he says one of them has to win the veto.🙁 Jordan says she feels like he was disappointed in her today...he says no, he just felt like if they had to win this or go home, that wasn't the attitude that was out there and he was just worried about his chances...Jordan says when Natalie said what she said it made her think...Jeff says he already thought about it too...Jeff thinks he can talk to Kevin reminding him that he took him off the block with the veto...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to him before noms. Jordan says if Jeff left she would die and if she left she would cry, she'd be stuck with those crazy people...Jordan goes over the possible scenarios and she says her and Jeff have come this far, she would hate something messing up, she says she would want to cry if Jeff left. 😢She says she would be in the worst mood for the whole time...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks Jeff who he wanted to win more, Michele or Kevin?...Jeff says Michele...she says maybe Michele is up there striking a deal with Kevin...feeds cut out...

July 20 Jordan returns to lay down with Jeff in the RR 12:30-12:52am Jordan says she is going to try to sleep (in the HN room) but after about a half hour of tossing and turning she goes back to the RR to lay down with Jeff. Jordan is bummed about the turn of events and they gripe to each other about how Ronnie turned on them, they can't believe it. Feeds switch to J&J in the RR...Jordan says can you believe this house? I need to go home...Jeff holds Jordan around her waist...Jordan says I can't stand another week with them especially if (she trails off)... Jeff talks about the others saying they're motherfu**ers that think they run shit so they aren't even quiet when they come in there, they do whatever they want...Jordan says that whenever they get out of there she will tell Jeff why she thinks they're like that but she won't say it now...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says she will say it when she gets out of there...Jeff asks why she won't say it now?...Jordan says a lot of things don't make sense...Jeff says he'd like to know because he can't figure it out. Jeff puts on his mic and says he'd like to know what she thinks, is it because it's on TV?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says why would she care what the f**k they think?...Jordan says she doesn't, she's just saying... Jeff says that tomorrow when they are put up, they should tell Russell everything, how everyone wanted to put him up, she should stir some shit up before Laura leaves...Jordan says then she will be voted out, the vote could be 50/50, she doesn't know how it will go...Jeff asks if Jordan talked to Ronnie?...Jordan says why would she talk to him?...Jeff knows but wants Jordan to ask him if she's going home or what, let her know...Jeff says if Jordan goes home it's a shot at him...Jordan says if she goes home she hopes Jeff stays there long and at least goes to jury house...Jeff repeats that if she goes it's definitely a shot at him...Jordan says so that Jeff won't have anyone to hang out with?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "I can't believe he'd do that to us, can you believe that? 😟 ...Jeff says he hopes he fu**ing cries when he goes home and sees the tapes...Jordan says yep, they were nice to him and all the others are talking shit behind his back and they're just being nice to him this week and then they're going to turn around and backstab him, she doesn't know why he's putting her up...Jeff says it's because he's a fu**ing pussy...Jordan says obviously they told Ronnie to put her up and then he's sitting there telling her she's so safe...Jeff says he's such a fu**ing liar...Jordan wondered "are you serious right now?" Jordan says it's ok, she is in a way ready to go home to see family & friends but it just sucks when you're the 2nd person out because nobody remembers you...Jeff smiles and says "they'll remember you"...Jordan giggles and says "you don't ever remember the 2nd person or the 1st person or the 3rd person out"...Jeff says "hmm, that's going to be me"...Jordan laughs...Jordan wonders why Ronnie even wanted to talk to her, it sucks because she thought Ronnie was going to put Casey up and she was trying to convince him otherwise, she guesses that she is too nice...Jeff says that if Jordan stays she has to shut her mouth and not worry about others, look out for herself and she puts herself here, puts him in trouble and everyone else...Jordan lays a little closer to Jeff and asks how she got him in trouble...Jeff says she doesn't help the situation...Jordan says they already don't like Jeff and they don't like her, they're just jealous, you know?...Jeff says yeah... Jordan says Ronnie's wife is at home saying OMG what are you doing? they were so nice, he will regret it...Jeff agrees...Jeff says he would say Jordan is not going home, he would think Laura is going home but he's fu**ed the next week, he has a feeling he's going home, he has a fear, a sense he is...Jordan says he better work to get HOH next week, fight his ass off...Jeff say he is and knows that...Jordan is just reminding him...Jeff has a feeling he's going to get backdoored...Jordan props herself up and says she was hoping she'd win half a million dollars and go home and not have anything to worry about...Jeff says he thinks they all want that...Jordan thinks someone that doesn't deserve it will win...Jeff thinks he deserves it...Jordan says her & Jeff should be final two...Jeff says in a dream world. Jordan says if a different HG had come in instead of Jessie they would be on top...Jeff says they wish they had a new person, not a former HG because the others have stars in their eyes regarding Jessie... Jordan says they are the nicest ones in there and are going to be the first ones out...they giggle about it being them and Braden...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and says "it sucks don't it?"...Jeff say it's the worst, he feels like the biggest loser in there...they laugh...Jeff says even when he wins they fu**ing lose...Jordan giggles. Jordan says it's terrible...Jeff says he's just waiting to get fu**ed again, he wins HOH and then he gets fu**ed again the next week...Jordan thinks Michele might win it...Jeff says he wishes...Jeff says Jordan shouldn't be going home...Jordan thinks she is...Jeff says everything he says is wrong? he should use reverse psychology...Jordan says "aww, you're going to be sad, you're not going to have nobody"...Jeff says he will be sad. Jordan says Jeff needs to leave her a really good goodbye message...Jeff smiles and says people are waiting on that one...Jeff says "you're not going nowhere, shut up"...Jordan says if she does go, just give her a really good one because she wants to laugh ok?...Jeff nods...Jordan says "you gotta have deep heart"...Jeff says he will but don't even say that shit, regardless he still has to give her one anyway...Jordan says "a kiss?"...Jeff says "uhhh, a message!"...Jordan laughs...Jeff continues saying he has to do one regardless...Jordan keeps laughing saying she thought he was talking about a kiss...Jordan says "you get so aggravated with me"...Jeff says "because what were we just talking about?"...Jordan says that Jeff said before that he was going to lay one on her...Jeff real sexy says "I'm gonna" 😘 ...then he says he's going to f**k it up and look like an even bigger dork...they laugh...Jeff says he'll trip and bust a tooth open 🤓 Jordan says that would be funny...Jeff says it would be great. Jordan has put on Jeff's glasses and says she's gassy because she has her period. LOL Jeff is like 😐 then asks her why she's wearing his glasses. She jokes around and then takes them off...she tells Jeff that for her goodbye message for it to be really good and let it be funny because she wants to sit on stage and laugh ok?...Jeff says ok...Jordan wants it to be last...feeds switch… Jeff whistles at Jordan 8:40am Jordan is changing into her dress in the HN room, Jeff is laying down on his bed in the RR...Jordan comes out and Jeff whistles at her :) (she does look pretty)...the camera switches right at this moment so the whistle is only heard, not seen...Jordan stands there and Jeff moves over to let Jordan sit...she does and Jeff immediately puts his hand around her...Jeff smiles at Jordan... Jordan says her stomach is hurting, she woke up at 7 and she was cramping...Jeff says "that sucks"...Lydia who is in the other bed says "crapping or cramping?"...Jordan says cramping...Lydia says that Jordan looks nice and Jordan says "thank you"...the cam switches angles...Jordan gets up saying she's going to brush her teeth, Jeff gets up and leaves... Touching hands/ Jordan’s pregnant belly 9:09-9:22am Feeds switch to Jeff who is laying in the GR, Jordan joins him and lays down...they have been awoken early by BB and are now awaiting the POV ceremony...Laura joins them and sits down...Jordan scoots over a little closer to Jeff and holds out her hand to which Jeff immediately responds by holding out his...cute hand touching just after the 9:10am mark… ♥ ♥ Jordan tells Laura she looks pretty, Laura says she does too and as usual whenever Jordan would compliment Laura, Jeff would always come back with something cute to say about Jordan (sweet!)...Jeff says Jordan is all ready to go up...they laugh...Jordan says she had to prepare herself...Laura says she's more worried about looking cute than going up...Jordan says everyone is going to be focused on both of them, gotta look cute, the guys watching will be asking, dang! they're getting rid of them two?...Jeff smiles...Jordan says that Jeff and them will be real sad...Jeff says "and them?" (who exactly are "them?" LOL)...Laura says it looks funny that they are up, like for real?...Jordan says both of them have big boobs, the titty committee, you know?...Jeff says "you know"...Jordan says Jeff is rubbing off on them...Jeff says it's not good, they don't want to be him, not in here anyway... Jordan rubs her tummy and Laura asks if it doesn't feel good? Jordan nods no and continues rubbing, she says she wants to go lay down in their bed and see if she can sleep a little bit...Jordan puffs out her belly and says "don't I look pregnant?"...Laura says that dress would be cute to wear if she was pregnant...Jordan looks over at Jeff and smiles saying doesn't it look real?... She cutely rubs her belly saying "awww" and they all laugh...Jordan says she's always wanted to know what it feels like to get an ultrasound, she bets it will feel real nice, as Jeff says, do it nice, do it real nice...Jordan puts on Jeff's underwear shirt and says the shirt reminds her of E.T....they discuss what part of the movie he's wearing the shirt...then they talk about theme parks like Universal Studios...Laura says she can only puff out her tummy so much...Jordan says she wishes she had that problem...Laura says she feels like she hasn't eaten in 25 days, it's only been 3...Jordan says it feels longer when they see other's eating hamburgers...Jeff knows, it sucks...Laura and Jordan say he doesn't know... Jordan just wants to take a nap, Laura just wants to eat a pizza...they talk about their bad fortune in the game...Jordan sings she doesn't know what went wrong!?...Jeff and Laura say they know...Laura says either way she feels like they were set up to fail, it's like in high school, the others go after the popular crowd...Jordan says they're trying to get rid of the cool people first...Jeff says whatever makes you feel better...Laura says the cast will be weird if they leave...Jordan says nobody is going to watch it...Jeff says people like them, he doesn't know...Laura says maybe they look like the bad guys...Jordan doubts it, look at the comments the others made when Dan was there...Jeff says they must get sick of laughing at each other's dumb jokes...Jordan says they all wanted Ronnie out, now they're BFF...Jeff says they twist everything around and can do whatever they want without repercussions, it makes him sick... Jeff whispers that Jessie is going to walk to the fu**ing top...Laura says it will be difficult to come back to the finale if he's in the final two...Jordan says it's the easiest game for him...Laura says all those girls love him...Jordan says Natalie has a crush on him...Jeff says that's going to be the downfall...they talk about the triangle between Jessie, Natalie and Lydia...Jeff says shit's going to blow...Laura says she doesn't find him attractive, take his face off and he's got a great body...Jordan says "he's not all that"...Laura says he's a butterface...Jeff says butter personality ;) ..Jordan says she doesn't like guys that are ripped like that...Laura says she likes muscle guys but not like him...Jordan says it's nice when they're built but not overly...Laura says she doesn't get why guys think they can get cut up and that makes them hot...Jeff who is uncomfortable with the hot guy talk says alright, let's not talk about this shit...Jordan asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jeff says nothing but they're right out there and they're going to get even more info on them...Jordan says he better do something about it...Jeff says he needs spiderman skills… Dinners, Myrtle Beach, Fiji & Diamonds 9:21-9:28am Jeff, Jordan & Laura continue chatting in the GR... Jeff says he has no one to back him in there...Jordan says he has her...Laura says not if you're on the block...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he feels he's going to be backdoored next week...Jordan says that he just needs to win HOH or Casey or Michele or her or Laura whichever one is still there...Laura is about to say she is the one going but says that she won't even say it, she's tired of talking about it...Laura says it's Monday, which means tomorrow is Tuesday...Jeff asks what that means?...Laura says it's one day closer to Thursday...Jeff laughs...Laura says it means she'll be on a plane smiling on Friday...Jeff says she doesn't know nothing...Jordan says what if Ronnie completely surprised them and put up Russell...Laura says he won't...Jeff says he had a % chance he might...Jordan says 5%...Jeff says an "under" %, that would mean he sprung a little nut LOL he's got an M&M down there if he did that. Jordan says she wants to go sleep now...Laura wants her lipgloss & mascara that are behind the furniture, she says her & Jordan have to pack on Wednesday...Laura asks if Jeff's bag was overstuffed and cost extra?...Jeff says no...Jordan says hers was way over and she paid a lot more...Jordan pops up saying that she's only known them 3 weeks and yet it feels a lot longer...Laura and Jeff say it's because they're with each other 24/7, it's like 9 months in real time...Laura says how often do you see your normal friends?...Jeff says he'd kill his normal friends, they'd kill each other...Jeff says it's only week 2 so everyone is still putting on a smile...Laura says they're playing it safe but once the veto ceremony is done maybe things will heat up again. Jordan says they get cocky...Laura wonders why BB woke them up so early...Jeff says to make sure they were ready, it's a hurry up and wait deal...Jeff yawns and says they can go to sleep later, he loves how when they have something to do everyone complains and vice versa, they just complain about everything...Laura says she can't believe Russell has handlebars...Jeff says he can't believe how fake everyone is...Jeff starts venting about what might happen if shit gets thrown at him next week and Jordan reaches back to rub his shoulder/back in support... Laura says "if you win, you have to buy me two steaks"...Jeff says "dude, fu**ing take it easy...Laura says "that's not much money"...Jeff says "2 filet mignon dinners!?"...Jordan imitates Jeff "tooo filet mignon dinners"...Jeff says "what do you fu**ing think I do?"...Laura clariies that it's if Jeff wins the whole thing...Jeff says oh f**k yeah, he thought she meant if he won HOH, like if you wore green today you owe me another night out...Laura says no, you idiot...Jordan continues touching Jeff... Jeff says "f**k yeah, you got it"...Jordan says "and you're taking me..." Jeff smiles...Jordan says "let's see, where are you taking me?"...Jeff says Jordan is taking him right out of this game LOL they all laugh...Jordan says "I'm saying after, we're going to go...we're going to go eat"...more touching... Laura and Jeff poke fun at Jordan's simplistic request...Jeff says it's no problem, he'll get her a McDonald's gift card and they'll be all squared...Jordan says she was trying to think of a place, she says Jeff can take her to Fiji...Jeff in a southern accent says he can take her to Myrtle Beach, that's where she goes right?...Jordan says yeah...they laugh...Jeff says "take me to Chick-fil-A in Myrtle Beach, that's like your honeymoon"...Jordan says "no! you can take me to Fiji or something"...Jeff says tell him something in Fiji or where it's at and he'll take her there...Jordan says it's clear water and pretty, it's like an island...Jeff and Laura giggle. Laura says she has one, if Jeff wins he has to buy Jordan another earring...Jordan says oh yeah, if he wins he has to buy her another diamond...Jeff says he'll buy them all diamond earrings and cars because, pointing to himself, this motherfu**er ain't winning shit. LOL Jordan holds Jeff's arm patting it and says "you never know!"... Mary Had a Little Lamb 9:28-9:57am Jeff, Jordan & Laura continue chatting... Jordan says Jeff needs to start trying....Jeff says he is but as soon as he tries everyone jumps on him and there's no way he's not going up because he's the easy one to put up, it won't rattle the house...Laura says to rattle it then...Jeff says he tried, he got slapped in the face and bent over...Jordan says how? how did that happen?...Jeff says Jordan was one of them too...Jordan asks what she did?...Jeff says she got bent over...they laugh...Jordan says what causes that?...Jeff says when you trust someone and they bend you right over and stick it in your ass, you don't even see it coming. Laura can't believe Ronnie won't even admit it, he cried saying it was Michele and they didn't even believe her at first...Jordan says she's really, really sorry, her and Jeff were fooled...Jeff says he was...Jordan says it was because of their stupid stupidity...Jeff says at least they made a move, they would have had a hand up...Laura says it was worth the risk, they hated her anyway...Jeff says he wasn't on their Christmas list...Jordan says if Braden had stayed it would have been so funny...Jeff says Braden was sure he was staying, when he heard the vote was 5-5 he must have shit, he must have shit when he knew he had to go out and talk to Julie after what he said...Jordan says everyone cheered for him...Jeff says they have applause signs so don't think you're all cool when you go out there...Jordan says aww man, she thought they cheered cuz they like you...Laura says some people will like you, others will hate you...Jeff says it's like this house, like real life, everything else. Laura speaks into her mic asking for BB to get the show on the road...Jeff asks where she's going?...Laura says she's tired, she got up so early and now she's just sitting waiting, she can't even do her hair if she's going to sleep...Jeff says they will do it soon...Laura thought they'd do it at 8...Jeff says to relax, it's another hour...Laura says she didn't think she'd be setting up her life to be gone 3 months when she's going to be going home 3 weeks later...Jeff says someone has to go home, only one person can win...Jordan says the person that might win might just walk his way up, she wants a BB redo...the others agree...Jeff says he wants a BB bat and start smashing people...Laura laughs over Jeff saying he'd stab people in the heart...Jeff says that was his lowest point, he was so pissed that day...Laura says she was pissed at Jeff when he picked the wrong outfit that day, they're on slop because of him...Jeff asks why?...Laura explains again...Jeff says "whatever, I screwed up, it was my fault". Jordan says she's tired, do they want to go lay down?...Jeff says isn't she laying down?...Jordan says in their bed or something?...Jeff says she's on a cushion so yeah, let's go lay on a hard thing...Jordan says she's tired again...Jeff says they're all tired, they all want to do this, let's not complain about everything...Jordan says she has a tummy ache...Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff's arm again and then bugs him by putting her hand all over his face...Jeff asks if she put his fingers in his armpit? LOL Jeff reaches over to touch Jordan's face and then lays his arm down...Jordan starts blowing farts on it...Jordan says she heard Jeff's stomach...Jeff rubs it saying "I know, I'm on my period" 😋 Jordan starts blowing more farts playing a song on Jeff's arm...she cracks up...Jeff asks what Jordan was trying to do last night when he woke up and saw her...Jordan laughs saying she was going to stick her finger in his ear...Jeff says "like a wet Willie?"...Jordan laughs saying Jeff was sleeping and she was going to do it but right when she tried to do it, he turned and woke up so she didn't...Jeff says you have to sleep like a chameleon in there. Jordan starts blowing a fart song on his arm...pretty hilarious LOL Jeff's face haha...Jordan stops and Jeff says "what time is it?" LOL...Jordan asks if he heard the song?...Jeff says no...Jordan tries again and it's pretty obvious what song it is IMO ;) Jeff says "itsy bitsy spider?"...Jordan laughs saying no, Mary had a little lamb...Jeff says "again!?"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says it was between that or Beethoven, he didn't know which one it was...Jordan asks why would she do Beethoven?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he thought she was a classical music fan...Jordan says Jeff's armpit is in her hair, that's not cool...Jeff says it's not even close...Jordan asks if Jeff put deodorant on?...Jeff says yes...Jordan says oh...Jeff holds Jordan's hand... Jeff says people are acting fishy huh?...Laura says people are trying to be discreet, just waiting for Jordan to be put up on the block, they don't want to go up themselves...Jeff asks if they think Ronnie even feels bad? where's that dudes soul?...Jordan and Laura say no...Laura lays down...Jeff says he doesn't get it, he wants to win for his wife but...Jordan says Jeff told him he deserved it but he doesn't deserve it at all...Jeff says he was so nice to him...Jordan says me too, too nice...Laura says me three...Jeff says he sold them down the river without a paddle...Jordan says that's what she's going to do to him too, just kidding...Jeff says good luck...Jordan says "just kidding"...she gets comfy and all get quiet...Jeff then says that if Jordan won HOH they'd try and convince her to put Jeff up...Jordan says they'd find a way to make it sound good...Jeff says they'd say "we got your back...drink this blood". They all get quiet but not before Jeff asks for a little arm scratch, Jordan does briefly and then Jeff pulls some lint or something off Jordan's face...Michele comes in to tell Jeff his clothes are dry...@ the 9:42am mark Jeff leaves...he returns a little later to say one good thing is the pink is out of his shorts now then he leaves and comes back @ the 9:49am mark to lay down with Jordan and Laura again...the feeds go to fish @ the 9:57am mark… JeJo whispers in the bathroom after she is put on the block 12:30pm Feeds return from trivia just after 12:30pm...Jordan is in the bathroom waiting for her turn to put her bathing suit on. J&J whisper to each other about her being put on the block. Jeff says that for a second he thought Ronnie was going to put up Russell and he was like 'do it Ronnie'...Jordan says she did too. They agree that they all knew she was going up. Cute little moment ♥ Jeff checks in on Jordan 1:51pm Just after the 1:51pm mark the feeds switch from the kitchen to the HN room where Jordan is laying down not feeling well. Jeff comes in to check on her...Jordan says her stomach hurts...Jeff says "well take a little nap"...Jordan says that is what she is trying to do...Jeff says he's just seeing if she's alright or wants to lay out (can't tell LOL)...Jordan says she doesn't feel like laying out, she doesn't know why, maybe because she's on her period, she's not in the mood...Jeff says yeah, he's going to eat and then he'll come see her later...Jordan says ok and Jeff leaves turning off the light for her... JeJo talk in the GR w/Laura 6:16-6:49pm Jordan is put up on the block...she goes to the GR to be with Jeff...Jeff pulls her down towards him and they hug. Jordan pats him and Jeff asks if she can't give him a nice hug?...Jordan says she did, Jeff pats her saying it was a patronizing one...they stay close a little more then Jordan says she just ate her slop...Jeff asks if it was gross? Jordan says yeah, she says if she gets a choice she will pick Jeff to go on it so he can see what it feels like (not nice :( & she almost did a couple of weeks later)...Jeff sarcastically says thanks. Jordan says she slept good, Jeff says he's pretty tired from being in the sun all day...Jeff asks if Jordan feels better since she slept all day...Jordan says a lot better, she says she needs to sit outside and pluck her eyebrows...Jeff pokes fun at how she says this, Jordan giggles and lays back down. Jordan talks about not being able to wear tampons on the first day of her period...Jeff's thinking TMI LOL...they discuss her period technically starting today...Jeff asks if it's the worst today? Jordan says yes, she gets really mean and she wants to eat a lot...Jeff says it's good they stayed away from each other then...Jordan says that's why she was distant...Jeff says it's alright, he had a good day, got some sun, cracked some jokes with Casey...Jordan loves the "it's hard Casey" bit. They talk about Laura's speech during the ceremony, Jeff says it was stupid...Jordan starts laughing thinking about how Jeff explains the Technotronics thing...Jeff asks why they have to relive it?...they banter about that and Jeff jokingly says he liked not spending today with Jordan...Jeff tries to hug her with his foot/leg...Jordan says she only has a couple more days with her just in case...Jeff says no...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he talked to some people...Jordan says whatever...Jeff says he thinks she is staying...Jordan doubts it, Jeff doesn't. Jeff asks Jordan to scratch his back...Jordan says she will in a second but she poots first and laughs...Jeff laughs and asks "what are you 4, sitting there making faces?"...they debate over whether it smells, LOL and then Jeff turns to get scratched but Jordan feels like she's going to get the runs so she runs to the bathroom. :) Jeff says "oh, gross"... The feeds switch back to the GR @ the 6:26pm mark with Jeff telling Jordan that he told Jessie "what happened to protecting "my girl"" 😊 They talk game specifically about why Jordan was put up when Jeff talked to Jessie about having a deal & having protection for her...they then discuss how Russell is starting to break off from the group in power and the dynamic between Jessie, Natalie and Lydia. Jeff says that he knows that people are gunning to break them up and he can't understand why, they're not a threat, they're only 2 votes...Jordan takes this as an indication she's leaving on Thursday...Jeff tells her she's not...Jordan buries her head saying she shouldn't listen to him...Jeff says everyone wants Jordan to stay, the vote will be 9-0...Jordan says Jeff needs to win HOH...they banter a bit more and then Laura comes in eating her slop and drinking tea...Laura is sad, depressed...Jeff says "come on"...Laura says she is serious, she just wants to go home...Jeff says "get outta here, will you stop? it's not that bad". Laura starts gets teary-eyed saying she's pissed and wants to go home...Jeff and Jordan tell her "you don't"...Laura says she does, she knows she's going and the worst is waiting until Thursday, if they let her live and eat and shower, she'd be fine. Jeff says she's breaking down because she's on slop, don't let it break you down. Laura closes the door...Jeff says to get creative with the slop, he will help her...Jordan says "don't cry"...Jordan says she's sick and tired of this...Laura feels like this was a waste of time, she ruined her life back home...Jeff says no, she will make advancements...Jordan says she has a great body and people will see that, she might get modelling or swimsuit offers...Jeff says it can't hurt. Laura says she's going to eat...Jeff says "don't do it"...they talk about taking the week off they get back home before going back to work...Russell tries to walk into the GR but the door is locked...Laura finds it was Russell..they call him in...Jeff laughs saying that would be him trying to get in the door too...Russell comes in poking fun at how stupid he looked trying to get in and then says "the Don" is outside talking (Ronnie), he rolls his eyes...Jeff cracks a joke about how Ronnie was outside and BB was calling them out and Jeff said Ronnie was STILL talking about who he was putting up (after the fact) LOL Jordan says he's on this game 24 hours a day...Russell says every day and walks out...Jeff tells Laura to relax, when she looks back it won't be so bad, think positively...Laura talks about her saying happy ass and popsicle stand a lot. Jordan starts poking at Jeff's chest :)...Laura knows what is going to happen on Thursday and says she has been right about everything else...Jordan & Laura discuss what they will wear for the live show, maybe both in black so as to look like a funeral...Jordan snuggles into Jeff...Jeff says to wear "death" veils over their faces...Laura says she will never eat oatmeal again...Jeff says he told her not to eat it before...Jeff says it looks painful her eating slop now...Laura says even in jail you get fed better...Jeff says there are starving people in Africa who would love to have slop...Laura says there are starving people in America. Jeff says he has to watch what he says, he'll make a donation when he gets home...Laura says after he buys her a steak...Jeff says the slop has all the protein she needs in a meal, it's just lacking flavor...Jeff says "f**king just jack some cinnamon in that motherfu**er!" 😛 "get silly with it"...Laura says she needs steak in there...Jeff says it's only one week...Laura says it's a long time...Jeff asks her if she'd rather be there eating that only or be in sequester eating everything but locked in a room?...Laura says be there but it's not been worth it...Jeff says he hasn't had the best time either. They laugh...Jeff says he'd like to give it to some people...Laura says she can't wait to see her argument with Jessie on TV...Jeff says he doesn't even want to see himself...Laura says this highschool bullshit season screwed her...Jeff says she's sitting in the pity party so they agree... Jordan tells Laura to not cry which makes Laura more teary-eyed...Jeff laughs saying Jordan saying that is going to make things worse by saying "were you about to cry?"...Jeff says that he asked Jordan if she had been crying and she denied it, 2 days later she came up to him and said "remember when you asked me if I was crying? I was crying" LOL They start to relive the "Casey, it's hard" bit again and they laugh...Jeff says "ahhh, that is the best one"...Laura says she's going to miss Casey...Jordan says me too...suddenly Jordan says for Jeff to move, she needs to poop...he delays moving but then gets up saying he better not joke around, she'll shit her pants. LOL :) She leaves… Jordan wants Jeff to talk/ BFF snuggles 8:19-8:25pm Jeff is outside on the elliptical...Jordan is sitting on the far couch plucking her eyebrows, she tries to get Jeff's attention twice, first by saying that the hairs on her arm are blond but she always gets a couple of black hairs...Jeff says nothing...she says "you know?"...Jeff says "I do too" (he clearly didn't hear what she said LOL!) Jordan then says "but you have black hair, you know?"...Jeff says "I do know"... :) Jordan looks at Jeff and then she keeps plucking in silence...a couple minutes later she says that she needs to bleach her teeth again, she feels they look yellow...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says "you know?"...Jordan can't take it anymore, she asks Jeff "why aren't you talking to me?"...Jeff says "I am, you were busy" (could have fooled me)..Jordan says Jeff was just nodding his head...Jeff says "I'm mad at you"...Jordan says "for what?"...Jeff smiles and says "you know" :) ...Jordan says "yeah right, you can't be mad at me"... Jeff says "no way, I like you cuz I didn't talk to you all day"...Jordan says "hey, if I'm gone the next week, you'll be sad, so shut up"...Jeff says he will be but she's not going nowhere.. Casey has come outside...Jeff asks Casey to close the trash lid or push it down, it smells...Jordan says "y'all will have to find a new BFF"...Jordan says "Casey can take my place, he can snuggle"...Jeff says "does Casey snuggle?"...Jordan giggles saying "yeah you can snuggle with him"...Casey says no...Jeff says "c'mon Mingle"...Casey says he already wore a dress...Jeff laughs and says he can wear (his) pigtails, he can wear the blond wig and then do Jordan, if they have a couple of drinks then they can bust it out... Jordan says she wants Casey to imitate everyone...Casey says he doesn't have everyone...Jeff says Casey's ass will go up then (oops! it did regardless of the imitations)...Jordan says maybe Casey shouldn't do that then...Jeff agrees, it would be a bad move, he can do Jeff...Jordan says Jeff is easy, toona, technotronics...Casey says "bowly". Jordan asks Jeff if she can cut his hair?...Jeff asks "why? is it long?"...Jordan says "can I just cut it?"...Jeff asks "like how?"...Jordan says "how I want it"...Jeff asks "how's that?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I can cut it shorter"...Jeff is unsure...talk dies down and then the feeds switch... Life & relationship talk in the BY 10-10:06pm Russell, Chima, Michele and Jordan are outside sitting on the couches chatting. Jordan is sitting on the couch closest to the hot tub. Jeff is pouring himself a glass of wine at the mini fridge. Jeff walks over to where Jordan is and stands there pondering where he's going to sit. Jordan moves slightly...Jeff signals to Jordan he's sitting and sits in front of her on the chair... Michele asks Jeff if he wants to sit by her 😠 he says it's ok and she says alright...They're chatting about the man's role in relationships, they talk about men being expected to kill bugs...Jeff says cockroaches are so gross, he hates them...Russell starts up with his fantastical story about being bit by a black widow spider 🕷️..Jordan touches Jeff's back to let him know he can move back a little...he does and Jordan touches his back again and his neck...Jeff leans back into Jordan and touches her knee with his face and looks back at her...he leans forward again...Russell finishes up his story and Jordan says he has nine lives...Russell says he's used them all up and he is going to die young...Chima says not to say that, don't put that out there...Russell says he doesn't want to die old...Chima says he's 25, what does he think is old? Russell says he wants to be like Richard Branson and travel the world doing crazy stuff, he doesn't want to live to 75...Jeff says 75 is not that old, people golf and stuff...Jordan says golf is boring...Jeff says when you can barely walk it's something to do LOL Jordan giggles and taps Jeff's back. Chima says 75 is fairly young...Jeff says plus if you have kids and grandkids of course you're going to want to be around...Jeff asks Russell if he's not interested in kids?...Russell says he doesn't want to get married until he's 35...Jeff says if he had kids he'd be ready to die, until then it's gotta be someone else...they laugh... Chima says 35 is a good age for a man to get married...Russell says times have changed, it's no longer get married in your 20's...Jordan says "I know"...Russell says why rush it...Jordan places her hands on Jeff's back and rubs...Jordan says she has some people from high school that are getting married...Russell too...Chima asks "are they happy?"...Russell says they're going through the motions, he knows they want to go out with him on Fridays & Saturdays but they stay home and play Guitar Hero, wtf is that?...Jeff says it gradually declines, it gets to the point where they want to go out for coffee or order pizza "you're out bro" :) Chima says going out gets old after awhile...Jeff says not hitting a club, just going to the corner bar or he has buddies that have restaurants, just doing something and they say they can't, they have something in the morning...Michele says it's the women, they're bad women...Chima says maybe they're scared the guy will find a new woman...Russell asks if that's really a threat for girls?...Chima says she's sure it is...Michele says a lot of girls are insecure, that's why she has a problem hanging with other girls because they can't believe she lets her man do this or that ...Chima says the girl will give the guy a guilt trip to make him stay home...Jeff says sometimes it's not even worth it, like stfu, I'll stay home...Chima says then they get mad and go on the internet and watch porn...they laugh...Jeff says "no, it's a give and take, relationships are hard"...Chima says she doesn't want to get married and her husband be bored with her...Russell says she needs to go out with him then...Jeff says it's give and take, he gets that, sometimes you have to stay home... Russell says it's hard when your lady is all dressed up and going out and then you want to go with her...Jeff says that that's when you ask and she'll say no, it's okay I'm just going out with my friends and you think "wtf is going on?" LOL ...feeds switch out... Jeff is waiting for the right girl 10:45-10:53pm The HG's are sitting outside on the couches. Casey starts talking about how when you meet someone you will know they are the "one". Casey says that he dated many women for different amounts of time and kept asking "is she the one, I don't know", there were some really terrific ladies. He kept making excuses and then he & Janice hooked up and he knew. He says he has been with her since '05 but knew her since 95 when she was dating a promoter friend of his. They ran into each other at a Labor Day party in '05, kissed that night, they went out to dinner later that week, he bought flowers for her but left them in the car because he didn't want to feel like he was all into her and she wasn't. After that they were engaged within 2 months and married in 7. wow! Casey says when you know, you'll know. Casey says he had struggled before, he says you date someone for 3 years and there comes a point where you have to shit or get off the pot, he was given ultimatums a couple of times...Ronnie tells a story about the Osbourne show where a woman wanted to marry her fiancé on the spot or else and then they did get married. Casey says that there came a time where he was in a good place and ready, Janice is a terrific woman. Lydia asks if a man reaches the age of 30, does he know more what he wants. Casey thinks so. Chima asks Jeff because he is now over 30...Casey keeps talking saying that when you reach a certain age you know what you want out of a spouse, a life partner, they need to be your best friend, Casey says his wife is his best friend. Ronnie agrees. Jeff rubs Casey's arm, lol. Natalie asks Jeff what is he waiting on, Lydia asks too...Ronnie says thanks for putting him on the spot. Jeff says he doesn't care... Jeff answers saying he is waiting for the right girl..."personality, I like a lot of personality, I like a really...trust is number one with me, you know, I'm big...like I got burned a couple of times you know...not a couple, twice, that's a couple...and uh, I don't know just like Casey said, like a best friend, you know, I would like to hang out with her like I hang out with my friends you know...go out with her and just have a great time you know...and usually all my girlfriends are like that" (sounds like Jordan to a tee) Jeff trusts Jordan 11:59pm Jeff and Natalie are sitting outside on the couches...Natalie is trying to convince Jeff that Laura is making deals to stay and that "they" want Jordan out...Jeff asks who "they" are? he is confused by what Natalie is telling him because he thinks Jordan has the votes to stay no matter what...Natalie is hesitant and won't name names mostly because she's feeding him lies and just wants Jeff to get upset and cause more drama hence making him more of a target again. Jeff says she doesn't have to tell him who told her this...Natalie says she is sticking her neck out and doesn't get why people want to change shit...Jeff guesses Kevin and Lydia? but he thought Lydia liked Jordan...Natalie says they all want Jordan to stay but Laura is trying to make deals...Jeff says "oh really?"...Natalie says they should have the votes but Laura is making deals and she doesn't know if Jeff trusts Russell because they talk but he can't trust Russell at all. Jeff says "I trust Jordan" ♥ Natalie says ok, she knows Jeff's trying to keep peace but Russell is not on his side in any way, people are trying to change shit around...Jeff asks "who?"...Natalie won't say...Ronnie gets called to the DR...Jeff asks why Ronnie gets called to the DR 15x a day?...Natalie giggles...Jessie comes over to where they are...Natalie tells Jessie that she's telling Jeff about Russell and Laura. Jessie says "oh, he's trying, he's trying to get your girl out" :) Jessie sits down and the three of them talk game...in a nutshell ~ Jessie backtracks a little on Natalie's stance, saying that what they're telling him is worst case scenario (Jordan leaving) and that they're basically doing him a favor by letting him know that it's a possibility and that Laura, Ronnie & Russell are all scheming. Jeff's not really buying it but they try anyway...Laura and Jordan come outside just before the midnight mark and immediately a smile comes upon Jeff's face, Jeff holds out his hand to Jordan and they banter a little about food. It's cute as usual :)

July 11 This is the moment that Jeff has always said he considers the beginning of their real friendship. He said that he would never forget what Jordan did for him that day. The Beginning Part 1 1:37-1:44pm The technotronics competition & fight have taken place. Jeff is in a bad mood and is thinking/moping in the GR...he feels isolated, alone and confused as to what all has just happened. Ronnie is milling about pitting the two sides of the house against each other, Jordan & Jeff have no clue this is happening yet... Just before the 1:38pm mark the feeds cut away from Laura who is applying makeup to Jordan & Jeff. Jordan has gone to sit by Jeff in the GR. Jeff is laying down. Jeff says "I don't...I don't know what is going on, so no worries, I won't say nothing"...Jordan snickers/laughs...Jordan says to look at her, she's a mess...Jeff asks if they are on lockdown still, this is like caging animals...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to be left alone...Jeff says "I don't care, wherever you want to go"...Jordan grabs a pillow and says she needs covers, she then looks at Jeff and says "so..." Jeff smiles at her and asks her what's up? Jordan says nothing (how many times would we hear that throughout BB?  :) )...Jeff asks Jordan if she ate lunch, she says no...they look at each other and Jordan bursts out laughing...Jeff says well, they have to talk about something...Jordan points out scooped his bowl of watermelon...Jeff says he knows and was kind of giggling about it. Jeff says "you'll get in trouble for being in here"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan says "from who?"...Jeff says "who the f**k, I don't know, I feel like I just walked in here, I don't know what's going on"...they giggle...Jeff says "so don't ask me any fu**ing questions, Jesus"...Jeff closes his eyes... Small talk: Jordan says she was sleeping and to look how red her scalp is...Jeff says "from the sun"...Jordan says she got burnt...Jeff says she has to wear a hat or something...Jordan says lately when she sleeps she flinches and it wakes her up...Jeff says he does that too...Jordan giggles again...Jeff says "so what other movies do you like?", he smiles...Jordan says "the notebook...I don't know, I'm trying to stay awake"...Jeff asks her what's up, she's always sleeping...Jordan doesn't know, she's so tired...SILENCE... Jeff then says "is everyone staring at you when they walk by"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Ronnie comes in to spread some lies and asks if they want the door closed...Jeff says to leave it open, he's got nothing to fu**ing hide...Ronnie sits down and Jordan says they'll talk later in the room, Jeff says he's not even talking but if he wants to talk about ice skating or something, he's his man...Ronnie laughs... Jordan asks Jeff why he is being so weird, she doesn't like this...Jeff staring at Jordan says "whaddya mean weird?" Ronnie says it's a guy thing when they get worked up...Jeff insists he's not worked up, he just knows where he stands now so what's up, he stands right here, he drew his fu**ing line in the sand, let's fu**ing dance, he's got no problem with who he is...Ronnie starts talking about viral videos...Jordan says to Jeff that he didn't do anything...Jeff says she's right, he didn't but if they want to fu**ing take him, let's fu**ing play motherfu**er, let's go, the whole house, let's go...Ronnie says "oh Jeff"...Jeff says "guess what? I'm not leaving for 2 weeks, so get fu**ing comfy"...Ronnie & Jordan laugh...Jordan says that instead of taxicab confessions, her and Jeff can do their hammock confessions tonight. Jeff says that he can't wait for that, he can't wait to relax in there. Jeff hopes they give them drinks up tonight, he'll fill his cup to the top like the others in the house...Jordan's wheels are turning...she says "let's..." Ronnie says "let's dance?"...they start talking about t-shirts with sayings on them, Ronnie loses Jeff when he starts talking about binary code shirts...Jeff says to not make him feel stupider than he already is, lol. Jordan rolls her eyes and Jeff asks "what?"...Jordan says she wasn't doing that at him but Russell who walked by...Jordan pats Jeff's leg (another one of those first of many times :) )...Jordan points at Ronnie and says "me and you, I got a plan"...Jeff says "go for it"...Jordan says that Jeff is in it too but she will tell him later so it won't be so obvious...Jeff says to go ahead...Jordan says ok? and she walks out to talk to Ronnie The Beginning Part 2 2:02-2:13pm Jordan finishes up her game talk with Ronnie in the HN room and heads to the GR where Jeff is still laying down, she carries her big turquoise cover with her, she sits down and gets comfy and asks Jeff if he wants some covers? As Jeff says no, it's ok, we get a cute moment where Jeff subconciously reaches out to Jordan just as she is laying down but he awkwardly moves his hand away so as not to touch her, he casually puts his arm up and away from Jordan...she lays her head down on the pillow saying that this will piss them off (the fact she's in there with Jeff). Jordan says she's tired and can't get comfy...Jeff says he thinks it's maybe because she has been sleeping so much, sometimes it makes you more tired...Jordan puts her hoody on over her head and says she doesn't know, he might be wrong. Jeff asks Jordan if her and Ronnie had a good chat, was he all excited about it? Jeff laughs...Jordan says he is smart, Jeff agrees he is clever...Jordan says they need better pillows...Jeff says there are 800 in here...Jordan turns to face Jeff and tells him she will talk to him later about it...Jeff says to tell him later, to be honest with her, he doesn't want to talk about it. Jordan says "so what else?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, that's what's on his mind right now, he says "I fu**ing hate that man, can't stand when people act tough...it eats inside me"...Jordan whispers "right"...Jeff's stomach growls and he looks at Jordan who giggles...Jeff says "and I just took a poop"...Jordan giggles again...Jeff says it's probably the watermelon he ate. Jeff looks at Jordan and asks her what she's thinking about?...Jordan giggles and says everything...Jeff says it's crazy right? God, 3 days ago everyone was skipping around here, jumproping, playing hopscotch, now it's like you're in a trench throwing grenades...Jeff laughs and says "man, you gotta wear a helmet out there"...he cracks up and says to Jordan "don't make me laugh" :)...they both laugh...Jeff says at least he has his camouflage on (his shorts), he's ready for war...Jeff says "I don't know why you fu**ing make me laugh, I don't wanna laugh" ...he laughs more and says that some of the shit he says, like the stuff he said outside, thinking back it makes him laugh...they both laugh...Jeff says he was trying to rip on him a little bit...Jordan says Jeff said "you're a fu**ing dork"...Jeff says Russell had no points...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he spelled shotgun, he makes it seem like he wrote the dictionary, he spelled a 5th grade word too, he doesn't get it, he feels like everyone is taking crazy pills around here...Jordan laughs and mentions technotronics...Jeff says it was an imbecile move, he lost, he wonders what Jordan would have spelled...Jordan says fart, butthole, poop...Jeff says he should have spelled Hey Ma and ended it. Jeff starts telling the Technotronics story about how he spelled techno but it wasn't long enough so he made it longer, uhhh, he's never going to live that one down, it's over, no matter what he does the rest of the game he'll be Technotronic, his buddies will have shirts and shit made for him when he goes home...Jordan laughs...Jeff says whatever, it was a good bit that's for sure, but because he spelled that people aren't going to like him anymore, people never liked him to begin with, whatever. Feeds go to fish and return a couple of minutes later with Jeff saying that he can't wait for the next HOH...Jordan says she hopes he gets it...Jeff says he hopes one of them gets it, like Ronnie or Michele, he thinks he's cool with Michele but what does he know, maybe she's in the DR saying about Jeff, what a dork! what a scumbag, he doesn't know what people are saying...Jordan says if she gets HOH she knows who she is sending home...Jeff says he would put his whole team on the block if he could, actually Jessie hasn't said anything to him but he doesn't trust him...Jordan says she doesn't trust him at all...Jeff says Jessie knows what's up, he's using Russell & Natalie do his work, he doesn't give a f**k about them...Jordan says she knows who she's putting up...Jeff says he doesn't even want to know...Jordan says she'll cause some drama in the house, they will hate her. Ronnie joins them and sits down...Jeff says he might blow a fart which Jordan thinks is gross...Jordan wonders if she has bad breath...Jeff says he'll let her know, he doesn't like bad breath and vice versa...Ronnie asks if they brush their tongue when they brush their teeth?...Jeff says he does, he likes to brush it up. Jeff says to Jordan "awww, everything is different now, you don't even act the same cuz you've got shit on your mind"...Jordan says no, she's thinking about other stuff...Jordan says that even if Russell wanted to get Jeff out this week, he couldn't, which is good...Jeff knows and says wouldn't it be funny if the cliques stayed and they had to keep him the whole game...Ronnie whispers to Jordan if she told Jeff?...Jordan nods no...Jeff says it can wait, he doesn't want to get Ronnie tied into everything too...Ronnie lies saying he got threatened...Jeff says "ahh? oh really"...Jordan asks Ronnie to leave so she can talk to Jeff...Jeff says for him to come back later...Ronnie whispers to Jordan about why that person is going up...Ronnie leaves and Jeff says to Jordan "you got some scoop?"...Jordan starts telling Jeff what's up... The Beginning Part 3 2:15-2:24pm Jordan starts telling Jeff what's going down...she says she's been thinking and thinking and thinking...she lays down and covers her head with her hoody, she laughs at Braden who walks by flopping his shoes...Jordan says that she figured out that Russell is just trying to go back and forth, Russell really wants Ronnie out of here, even Laura has said something to her about it, she has mixed feelings towards Ronnie, at the end of the game it's not physical, even though they're not saying she knows the athletes are all together, she told Ronnie that if they keep Chima they will be in trouble and be picked off one by one, they need to keep Lydia...Jeff says Casey & Braden are on their side, Kevin will vote to keep Lydia too...Jordan says she was talking to Ronnie and then right after Russell grabbed him to talk...Jordan said haha, she beat him to it. Jordan says now Russell is trying to backtrack and if she wins HOH she would put up Russell and one of his other teammates...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan tells Jeff not to fu**ing repeat this...Jeff says of course not, he's not going to talk to anyone else, is she crazy?...Jordan explains that is what she is doing, they need to stay together to knock off the other side, she will put both of Jeff's teammates in case one wins the veto...Jeff laughs that even if they win, they can't put him up. They both giggle. Jeff says they're fu**ed...Jeff says Lydia needs to stay or else it was nice meeting her (Jordan) cuz he is "outie", he's next and Jordan is right after him so he'll be waiting on the beach for a week for you (he was already planning their future this early, awww  )...Jordan says they won't even make it to the jury house..Jeff says no way, he's just talking about Venice beach or some shit, no way the jury house, is she crazy? Jordan says she's sure people are going to start saying stuff now about them because they're sitting there...Jeff says for sure, he wasn't even going to talk to her no more, he didn't want to get Jordan in trouble...Jordan says she doesn't care because she already knows what she is going to do and they're not going to like her :) ...Jeff says everyone who is voting for Lydia should do that...Jordan doesn't finish her next thought because Ronnie walks back in and Jeff tells him Jordan told him about Russell, that's funny. Ronnie says he threatened him...Jeff says he should have told him "f**k you, Playdoh"...Ronnie says you catch more flies with honey...Jeff says he's right, don't do it his way, he's already crossed that bridge...Ronnie starts whispering about the replacement nominee, Jordan says she hasn't told Jeff that part yet and if Ronnie could go away again...Ronnie starts whispering about Russell using the POV on Lydia, Jeff says now he's going to flip the script? Ronnie keeps whispering but Jordan encourages Ronnie to leave...he does. Jeff & Jordan discuss Ronnie and Russell...Jeff says if he has to go he'd rather see Ronnie win the money...Jordan tells Jeff that if they take Lydia off, they're going after Braden...Jordan says they have to keep him...they go over votes and how the house will be divided...Jeff says they're trying to flip the script, motherfu**ers...Jordan goes over who she's going to put up again... Jordan knows that if she makes this move people will come after her...Jordan doesn't trust Laura...Jeff says he can't stand her because she always talks about herself but whatever, they both think Laura is 100% with the other side (LOL)...Jordan thinks she talks shit about her and that Laura just wants to stay safe...Jordan says eventually the other side will be kissing their asses you know? Jordan lightly touches Jeff's arm... Jordan talks about a conversation she had with Natalie...Jeff says whatever she said it was bullshit, she's making shit up...Jordan says that she told Natalie that she should get Jessie and talk to Jeff because he is their teammate, leave Russell out right now...FISH...More game talk and then Jeff says that kid's got a boner for him...Ronnie has entered the room again and sits down...FISH The Beginning Part 4 2:26-2:31pm FISH...when feeds return Ronnie is whispering game with JeJo...Jordan says they look so obvious right now...Jeff says who cares, they have the votes...they laugh...Ronnie continues feeding them more BS... As Ronnie is walking away, Jeff says Ronnie is smart and all business...Jordan agrees...Ronnie leaves again. J&J continue talking about Russell & Jessie...Jordan says she wants Jessie to leave before jury house again just like last season when he was the 4th person evicted. (she almost got her wish) During this whole Jessie convo Jordan touches Jeff's hand sweetly, most likely subconciously and hence the "touching" begins... They laugh about that possibly happening to Jessie again, Jordan says that Jessie should shut up about Brian not making it all the way because she's going to try and make it happen to him. Jeff hopes to flip all the votes, you can't trust them, in the next competition he's going to be throwing shit over the wall to make sure one of them (Jordan's clique) wins, he's going to tackle one of his own players...Jordan says Braden can't leave, Jeff says he cannot leave, Jordan says if Braden leaves she's screwed...Jeff says he is too, Jordan says he isn't...Jeff explains they are going to take Lydia down and put Braden up...Jordan realizes what he's saying and says she had the whole thing screwed up, she thought they meant who gets the next HOH...Jeff says no, they're going to flip it and he hopes Lydia isn't falling for the "we're your friend now" routine". Jeff says he thinks Russell offered it to Lydia and if she buys that shit then they're in trouble, Russell is just doing it to get her on their side showing he saved her when they had the votes all along. Jeff is explaining that even if Braden goes up, Nakom...who the f**k is that Chima? is going up. (he giggles realizing he called Chima Nakomis LOL) Jordan is worried Chima will stay over Braden...Jeff says they have to tell everyone to keep him. They start thinking about who would vote for Chima to stay...Jordan says the whole thing sucks... Jordan does her water sprinkler laugh and Jeff says "what the f**k was that?" lol They have a little cute moment looking at each other here. :) Jeff starts up with his hand signalling and says he should have laid into them when he was already fired up before...they start talking about Laura, Jeff says she is so jealous that nobody likes her, she wants all the attention on her from everybody in the house, her tits...he says "listen, get those fu**ing circus tits outta here"  Jordan says "I got big boobs too"...Jeff says "not circus tits but she thinks that's her personality"....feeds switch... The Beginning Part 5 2:40-2:55pm When the feeds switch back to the GR, Braden is laying on top of Jordan pretend humping her, they laugh (although Jeff's laugh doesn't seem too genuine, LOL) Jeff says "dude, easy, you're gonna stab her with that thing"...Jordan hugs Braden and they all laugh...Jeff says he's going to bust one of his shorts...Jordan playfully hits him and starts to feel uncomfortable but continues to laugh, she says to keep talking because the door's open...Braden says "so, how about those Patriots?" LOL Jeff says "dude, they f**ing feel good" haha Braden says there's a liar...Jordan whispers in Braden's ear...Jeff says he can't believe they can punt that far...Braden says he's going to punt someone else...Jeff says he wants to punt a couple of people...Jordan keeps whispering in Braden's ear and gets called out by BB about obstructing her mic...Braden says "sorry that was my cock" Braden keeps humping Jordan, she screeches no...Jeff says that Braden is thinking "tell me a long story"...FISH...when feeds return Ronnie is back and Jordan is now laying right next to Jeff, in between Jeff & Braden...Ronnie is saying they can't say a word to anyone, they all laugh...Jeff calls people scumbags...Ronnie starts up again with his BS game talk about how "if" Braden goes up vs Chima, she is going to flip out, they listen intently, Ronnie says to not tell Laura...FISH for a few minutes...When they return now Laura is in the room talking about her hair (and herself LOL)...Jeff says her hair looks nice up like she has right now, Jordan agrees, Jeff says it looks wedding-ish, the girls are confused, lol...Jeff says isn't that how brides wear their hair, nice...Jordan says it's usually up or down & curly...Jeff says he doesn't know what he's talking about, maybe he means bridesmaids...Jordan says they get their hair done the same way...Jeff say they get their hair all wacky. Jordan says she feels more burned today, Laura agrees...Jeff wants to get some sun but they are locked down...Laura says she is so white...Jordan says she is avoiding eating so she's sleeping...Laura says when you're locked up in a house that's what you do, eat...Jeff says eat a half a watermelon like he did and you'll feel pretty sick...Jordan likes the cottage cheese...Laura says she used to eat it back in the day, she was obsessed with it, when she got her boobs done, she ate it because it coats your stomach so she ate it and got sick off of it, it was the nastiest throw up of her life, it was the worst so now she can't eat it. Jordan gets up to go pee...Jeff & Laura discuss how terrible it was for her when she was recovering from her boob job...Laura hated herself thinking what was she thinking...Ronnie comes in again to talk about one of his slang moments  Jeff says Ronnie's got one-liners, don't let him fool you...Ronnie leaves...Braden sarcastically says this is so fun...Jeff says it's crazy...Braden says apparently he's going to Hawaii...Jeff says he'd like to spend the day at the beach...Laura leaves. Braden says it's such a gravy train, rat race in there, he thinks it's hilarious...Jeff too, he says they're such losers...Jeff is glad he had the blow-up earlier so now they can just leave him alone...Braden is glad he didn't get into it because he would be so much more in trouble than he already is...Jeff says he was so heated, they made no points...Braden says it was pointless conversation...Jeff says they have been there 6 days, what are they talking about carrying him?...Braden says they have been in there so long /sarcasm...Jeff says what are they talking about? first of all, Natalie would have won that first comp and he spelled shotgun and they are making fun of his spelling? and they said he was a model...what does that have to do with anything ykwim?...Braden laughs...Jeff then starts imitating Russell saying Jeff was a painter in Chicago, what does him being from Chicago have to do with anything, what does his business have to do with anything? Jeff didn't tell them anything about his modelling, he told Braden who his agent was in LA only...feeds switch to Ronnie  selling out Jordan to Russell in the SR… The Beginning Part 6 3:03-3:29pm Cams switch back to the GR where Jordan has returned, she is talking game with Jeff & Braden...Ronnie returns with a new idea. He tells them BB is building something outside, he might be crazy but his wheels are always turning...they recognize that...Ronnie says he's a very, very valuable asset to them because people talk to him ...Jeff says he was telling them that a couple of minutes ago...Ronnie tells them his hair brained idea about how the comp might be about mixing up the cliques. Jeff wonders if they would do it this early, it's week one. Ronnie says maybe it's something they'll do every week...Braden says people do switch in highschool (LOL)...Ronnie lays out how the comp might be...Jeff says he doesn't think they're going to switch it up yet because there hasn't been an eviction...Jordan wonders what she should do...Jeff says not to worry about it, it hasn't happened...Ronnie says he is just hypothesizing...Jordan says "omg, we've got a smart guy"...Jeff says Ronnie needs to be double smart for him, he's known as Technotronic bro ...they laugh. Jordan tells Ronnie that they always talked to him and were nice to him, now the other side is kissing his ass...hole, tell them to lick it.  Ronnie says they better not say anything or he will know they've been talking...Jeff swears he won't and they pinky promise on it...Ronnie says there's only one person he doesn't like in the house because he can't read him...Jeff says it's Casey?...Ronnie acknowledges it's him...Jeff says that is how he is...Ronnie says Casey pissed him off when he was mocking him in the HN competition...Ronnie expains how...Jeff says he got into the moment a little bit there, it's not right...Ronnie says he would never celebrate and mock someone like that if he won something, he goes on to toot his own horn about how cool he is, what a gracious loser he is....Jeff agrees that he is pretty positive. Jordan asks if they think there will be another twist, she thinks it will be around final 6 or 7. They think there will be. Jordan says she's having BB dreams, it's kind of weird. Jordan & Ronnie start talking about how right after she talked to Ronnie about Russell, Russell pulled him aside, if she hadn't it would have looked suspicious... Ronnie toots his own horn again saying no one can beat him on a memorization comp, Jordan asks what should she be observing around the house...Ronnie says there are felt numbers around the house...Jeff talks about how many fruits are in the basket, he's impressed with himself, lol...Ronnie says there are the numbers 3,5,7 & 1 around the house...Jeff says he's like Rainman.  Ronnie says he knows approx. how many hours they were in the HN room and how many towels were in the competition. WTH? lol Jeff says Ronnie has to stay with them, lol. Braden says it's amazing, he's always thinking. Ronnie goes on about some other random crap and tells them what he thinks the next HOH comp will be like (he was quite right about it)...Jeff goes off a little about how in this game you're on the bottom one minute and the next you're HOH, you need to stay positive, they say he's not social but those 3 (J,N,R) are the ones sitting in the room being unsocial. Ronnie tells them if they're all up there for HOH they can throw it to him because he's not afraid to get blood on his hands.  Jeff gets up to go pee & Ronnie leaves the room too. Jordan says she loves him, Braden says he's so excited. Jordan says she had to tell Braden...Braden says he has to be there, he's already lost his apartment so he has to stay here awhile, he can't be going home anytime soon, he needs to make jury...Jordan says he will, he's got them, she will keep him in...Braden says Jessie is on his side (yeah right!)...Jordan says he can't repeat any of this...Braden says he can't, why would he...Jordan says to be careful with Jessie, he could be two-timing him...Jordan says that earlier when she & Jeff were in there alone, she saw Russell give Jeff a look like haha. Jordan says that Jeff didn't do anything at all. Topic switches to Jordan's hair, she thinks it looks like poo and her scalp is all burned...Braden thinks there is sunscreen they make for your hair...Jordan says she's kind of hungry...she asks Braden if he is really a hippie...Braden says he's hip, he travels, he's a gypsy, he travels around the world but has his own beach house but not anymore, it's all gone...Jordan asks why?...Braden says because he's in the BB house...Jordan asks if he has anyone helping him?...Braden says he's been on his own since he was 14...Jordan says "wow"...Braden says that is why this shit doesn't faze him. Jeff comes back in and lays down next to Jordan, they have switched sides...Jeff asks why she switched it up, they all had their spots...Braden says now it's kind of weird...Jeff jokingly touches Braden's leg with his and says "Braden what's up?"...Braden says that he didn't shave that leg, sorry...they laugh. Jeff places his leg over Jordan's (over the cover)...Jeff says everyone is in the bathroom, even Lydia, what is she doing? Jeff says he is scared now, he told Lydia that he would never say anything bad about her...Jeff says he doesn't want her selling herself out just to keep the veto and stay here, they're campaigning for her...Braden says that was what the fight was all about...Jeff says and now she's going to turn? he's not going to speculate but she better not be asking them to save her, she has to know that it's all BS...Jordan says she would hope not, she pinky promised and kissed on the fact she wouldn't turn...Braden says he trusts her a little bit, Jeff does too...Jordan says Jeff is just scared and thinking of the worst...Jordan doesn't understand why Russell turned on Jeff...Jeff says he's not scared of him, he's a jealous asshole...Jeff says he has buddies that are pro fighters and they don't act like Russell, they wouldn't even start a fight like that, they don't have to be openly tough... Jordan re-enacts how the Technotronic fight started, he started in flip mode style...Jeff says he tried to get in a couple of jokes...they all start laughing about Braden and how he would have snapped (yeah right! lol)...Jeff cracks up over how Braden chimed in at one point saying he was a model like Jeff...Jeff says he isn't even a model...Braden says it's because of his memory wall pic, it looks like a soap...Jeff doesn't understand what his being from Chicago, his being a model or his spelling ability has to do with anything...they laugh...Jordan says it was funny how Jeff said he knew he couldn't spell, he'd post it on a website that he couldn't spell LOL Jordan says he just wanted to fight Jeff so he would leave...Jeff says believe him, Russell did not want him to get off the treadmill and he knows they couldn't come to blows or else they would be out of there, that's why people act tough...Jordan thinks someone said something to Russell beforehand because he was pissed...Jordan thinks Michele, Casey & Laura are floating but Laura is on her team so it's good for them...Braden says one week at a time, that's for next week...Jordan says they're stressing her out, she's going to get diarrhea or something...Jeff says they need to open the door so they can spread out...Braden agrees and thinks they do it on purpose, he then gets all pissed that BB took his blender...J&J laugh about how it's only 6 days...Braden wants to stay, needs to stay...Jordan says he lost his apartment...Jeff says he'll have to go back to work...Braden says no, he has to get his court case settled and then go to Australia LOL , he knows people everywhere in the world and will crash with them...Jeff says he always wanted to go there...Braden raves about it...Jeff says he met a chick from Sydney when he was in Spain who was really cool...Braden mentions Mandy Moore...Jeff says she is his secret crush...Braden says something about fu**ing Mandy Moore...Jeff's eyes open wide! he says "what?" LOL Braden says she is dirty and has hooked up with all these celebs...they talk about DJ AM and how him & Travis Barker survived that plane crash...Jordan says she hates flying, Jeff says he's not the best flier either...Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff because he's on the athletes team...Jeff says he doesn't care, he'll throw the comp so they win...feeds switch out… The Beginning Part 7 3:35-3:52pm Feeds return to GR where Jeff & Jordan are alone again, laying down side by side...Jordan is telling Jeff it's a good thing she told Ronnie about Russell before Russell approached Ronnie...Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan says she can't figure out what she wants to eat...Jeff asks if she's hungry?...Jordan says "kind of, are you hungry? want some pizza?"...Jeff says not really...Jordan asks if he wants a salad? Jeff says not really...Jordan asks if he wants a hot dog?...Jeff says a turkey one? beef?...Jordan says never mind, he can fix his own salad...Jeff says he's not really hungry, everything is making him not hungry...Jordan changes the subject, lol, she points out how bright her nail polish is next to her tanned skin...Jeff says it's terrific, he holds her finger and asks her what happened?...Jordan says it's chipped. Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go out there?...Jeff says not really...Jordan smiles and says he's going to have to go out there sometime, he can't hide...Jeff smiles and says he's not hiding, he'd rather stay here though...Jordan sits up and says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz we're just chillin'...you could go out there"...Jordan says she knows, she's about to (but she doesn't)...Jeff says "go for it"...Jordan says she could have gotten more sun today, Jeff says him too...Jordan says she hates laying on her stomach...Jeff says he needs too, his back is all white, he shows her and almost falls off the bed...Jordan says she can't wait until eviction night, it's what she is looking forward to...they go over scenarios for next week...Jeff thinks Ronnie is going to win HOH (he was right!)...Jordan says she told Ronnie that Jeff only said nice things about him...Jeff says that he was a little pissed at her this morning because he thought she was turning against him...Jordan's mouth opens wide in amazement he could think that...Jeff tries to explain the reasons why he thought that including that he thinks Russell went off after seeing them together, he's jealous, Jordan's mouth is still agape...Jeff says for her to just listen, he told himself not to talk to her because then she would get in trouble for talking to him, he's the fu**ing outcast for no reason...Jordan says he didn't do anything...Jeff says he knows but he feels he just is...Jordan says it's because he's the nice one, she then says "uhh, you really did think I said something?"...Jeff says "I kinda did, it was either you or Lydia, I think Lydia said something...I hope she didn't but I think she did, like not..." Jordan says she was in bed last night by 9:30, was everybody up real late?...Jeff says kinda...Jeff tells Jordan the story about how he was laying in bed, everyone else was talking in the kitchen, Lydia was up in that space listening to them for a half hour and he told her to relax and come and lay down, she has the votes, he says Lydia said they were talking shit and she wanted to start crying, she was so worked up about it calling them bitches and now she's talking to everybody. Jordan says that when they were laying outside Lydia told her they needed to make today a mellow day, lay low...Jeff says wow, was she wrong...Jordan tells Jeff she doesn't know what to talk about with Laura and she was trying to fool the others into thinking she might be America's player or whatever...Jeff says so they fear you? Jeff laughs. They talk about how everyone seems to talk about them...Jordan says she feels like everytime she walks out of the room, they start talking about them, can she not have a guy friend?...Jeff doesn't understand wtf it is to everybody?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says especially people that have boyfriends and shit (Natalie, Laura), who cares, if it was him and he had a wife and he saw them, he'd be like "did you guys hook up? what are you guys waiting for   " instead of "you talked to Jeff? gross", that's what they're acting like...Jordan says she told them they are just friends and act gay together...Jeff says he said that too...Jordan says you know they're saying that she came in there to...(flirt)...Jeff says he knows and kind of feels bad that she came in there...Jordan says they know she always talks to him anyways...Jeff says he knows. Jordan says "so why would I change, why would I make it any different, I really don't care if they get pissed off at me or not for talking to you" (and with that statement ladies and gents, Jeff started falling for Jordan, her heart and her loyalty) Jeff says he doesn't know why they would care, why it was a big deal to begin with, apparently it was...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan notices Braden walking upstairs and asks if Jeff thinks he would say something...Jeff doesn't think so but doesn't know, he hopes not...Jordan regrets saying something to him...Jeff says he's pissed, maybe he's just going to see what's up...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he pinky swore...Jordan asks why would he go up there, she is worried he will tell on her that she got the info from Ronnie...Jeff says he's not feeling that confident about this...they laugh...Jordan says she was at first but not so much now. Jeff can't believe how fast shit happens in there, they didn't even have an elimination and already shit is blowing up? Ronnie walks by and Jordan calls him in but he walks on by...Jordan feels like she is in high school...Jeff says "I know! I feel like I'm 12 years old!" Jordan says she doesn't like it...they talk a little bit about Jessie and how Braden thinks they are cool...someone walks by and Jeff whispers who is out there now, Casey?...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "dude, I'm outta here"...they laugh...Jeff says "good try but we're done"...Jordan says "we are, it's hard...no we're not"...Jordan says after the elimination she will know where she stands. Jordan calls Ronnie in again and he comes in. They whisper about Casey, Ronnie is pissed at Casey...Jeff tries to calm him down...Jordan tells Ronnie to go casually go check on Braden who went upstairs...Ronnie gets paranoid...Jeff says everyone is assuming the worst in people and they need to relax...FISH...when they return Ronnie is saying that if Braden spilled the beans on him, he's going to call him a liar...Jeff says for sure...Ronnie says if he does that you know his word is for nothing and they have to back him up...Jeff says he's got it even though no one is going to ask him LOL Ronnie leaves. Jeff asks Jordan if she can scratch his arm a little , she does...he asks her what she was saying… ...she starts explaining about Russell and the cams switch for a couple of mins...when they return Jordan is still softly scratching and is looking at Jeff's tattoo on his wrist, she asks what it means (audio is off though)...Jeff says "strength and honor" (the tattoo meaning)...they talk about what they're going to do when they walk out of the room...they decide to get up finally and head out...Jordan goes into the kitchen, Jeff goes to the bathroom and says he'll be right back. The Beginning Part 8 3:56-4:05pm Jeff & Jordan have just finished their long talk in the GR...aka "the beginning" where Jordan & Jeff's alliance/real bond commenced. Jordan is making a pizza, Jeff comes in the kitchen with a big smile and says oh, no, we're segregated. Jordan smiles. Jeff starts putting away dishes. Jordan wants chips and salsa to eat before the pizza. Jordan gets some salsa, puts it in a metallic bowl. Jeff sits down on the counter and says he wants some too. They start eating...Jordan says she likes hers hot...Jeff says warm it up...but you can't in that bowl (she goes towards the microwave to heat it up anyways)...Jeff says it's metal! Jordan says she has heated it up in this before...Jeff says nooo, it's metal. Jordan doesn't warm it up... Braden comes downstairs from playing chess and Jeff asks if he wants pizza. Braden says he's done eating for the day...he wants to just go to sleep. Jeff wants to go outside and drink, lol. Jeff & Braden joke around a bit...Braden says if this is the route they are taking he could snap and throw someone off the balcony.  :tongue: Jeff says to not say anything yet. Both agree they don't want to waste their eyes on Russell. Jordan starts eating ham. Jeff says they should have put it on the pizza with all sorts of different stuff. Jordan says she only likes cheese & pepperoni. Jeff says she can't put ham on there? Jordan says no, it grosses her out...Jeff says you can eat it like that? Jordan says yeah, not on the pizza. Jeff says his favorite pizza is roast beef & jardiniere. Jordan says really? Jeff says you don't even know what that is...Jordan says I know, I just said really (LOL)...Jeff says he knows because she is worried about what is going on over there.... Jeff explains what jardiniere is...a mixture of celery, hot peppers, carrot and cauliflower, it's pickled and spicy. Jordan picks on how Jeff says cauliflower and he is saying it cauLEEflower not cauLUHflower...Jeff tries to correct it but fails, lol. (Poor Jeff! ha!) Jeff & Jordan have their first of many hammock talks. 7:05 - 7:22PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhtY5jz2WU&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff is laying down, Jordan is sitting on the hammock rocking it back and forth. They make some small talk about weather and being sleepy. Jeff asks if she feels alright, she says she does. A helicopter flies overhead so it's hard to hear but they start talking game about Ronnie & Braden. They talk about the paranoia & misinformation being spread throughout the house. Jeff talks about the Toona incident. Jeff says other than Jordan & Lydia who opened up to him, Michele & Ronnie are his favorite people in the house, he wouldn't jeopardize that, people expect him to be close to muscle heads and jocks but he's just gets along with good people. Jordan frets about Russell possibly using the Veto on Lydia and putting Braden up. Jeff says then who do they have? Jordan says her & Jeff, Ronnie and maybe Lydia. Jeff says he is nervous about Lydia. Jordan says she is up talking to them now...Jeff says they are offering to take her off and voting out Braden...Jordan says they need Chima to leave, what is the backup plan? They talk about the upcoming HOH, Jeff says he would throw it and let Jordan's team win. Jordan asks if Jeff has a bug on him...Jeff says it's a spider web, a little spider flew down from the wall and tried to attack him. Jordan laughs. Braden comes out and they banter a little with him. Jordan just wants Chima to leave and then she will feel more relieved, she says she if she gets evicted she at least wants to make it to jury house to decide who wins this. Jeff agrees. Jordan wonders why Russell just blew up all of a sudden at Jeff, someone must have said something to him for him to flip out on him like that, she doesn't talk to him when he walks by now, it's awkward. Jeff says he won't make eye contact with that f**ker again...Jordan says they were just laughing in the kitchen the other day...Jeff doesn't know what he wants from him, he cooks for him, gave him his bed, whatever, what's done is done. Jordans says they already knew what type of person he was. Jordan lays down opposite Jeff. Jordan asks if her feet look crusty...Jeff says no, rubs them and smiles...Jordan says they're soft now, she says her skin is real dry...Jeff says she's gotta lotion. Braden is roaming around the BY...Jeff says Jessie hasn't said a fu**ing word to him...Jordan says she wants to win HOH so much to separate everything...Jeff says he's going to throw it and cause chaos so his team loses, he'll throw a wrench right in the machine. Jordan says "God, this is only the first week"...she says it's too early to be choosing sides...Jeff says he knows, he thinks Russell played his cards too soon...Jordan says she told Lydia she didn't think she trusted Russell...Jeff thinks he's jealous or something...Jordan says everything was fine, he was working out...Jeff says he knows what he was like even before he blew up on him. Jordan thinks Jeff should talk to Lydia and not her...Jeff says he thinks she is avoiding her...Jordan wants Jeff to talk to her and open her eyes...Jeff thinks maybe Lydia said something to Russell about him and that's why he blew up at him...Jeff says that Lydia told Jeff that Russell told her that it was a group decision, they had a meeting and that Natalie was the one who put up Lydia on the block but he wasn't involved, Lydia asked why Jeff wasn't at the meeting and Russell pfffted and said who cares about Jeff, he's not even on the fu**ing team, who cares about him. Jeff says he knew Russell was a snake...Jordan asks if Russell was mad about the spelling comp, she giggles about it... Jeff says maybe he's envious or jealous of him, he says he's trying to figure out logically what he has against him...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says all he knows is that he's a fu**ing loser, that he sensed he didn't like him and he's a pretty good judge of character, after the glass of wine thing (where Russell didn't offer any to Jeff after he asked) so that was that, he ignored him the rest of the night and then this morning he didn't look at him in the eyes and then he came out and snapped. Jordan says he flipped out for no reason, Jordan shushed Ronnie when the fight started happening. They go over what happened in the fight again. Jordan laughs about Jeff calling him a fu**ing dork. Jeff goes off about how Russell talks a big game but knows they can't do anything in the house, what is he acting tough for? he shows off while he works out, relax! has Jordan ever seen Jeff work out without his shirt on? no, because he doesn't need to show off. Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks the story Russell told about being paralyzed before is true? Jeff says no but he'd like to paralyze him right now...Jordan says "don't say that"...feeds switch off J&J… Hammock Talk Part 2 7:32-7:46pm Feeds switch over to Jeff & Jordan who are still laying in the hammock. They are still talking game, at first it is hard to hear them because of overhead noise and chatter from the other HG's in the yard. Jeff starts telling the story of when Jessie and his team were deciding who they were going put up on the block and he told them he was cool with Jordan & Lydia, he told them he was there for them whenever they needed him and then they went ahead and said he didn't make an effort to branch out. Jordan says Jessie acts like he doesn't want to get to know anybody, it's all about him and himself and his body. Jeff knows. Jordan points out that Jeff is looking at her and licking his lip...Jeff says it's because he's a chapstick whore, to take it easy, she's got the junkie too (?)...they laugh. Jordan says if everything goes their way they are taking over...Jeff just hopes Lydia stays strong, she's the key to victory...Jordan doesn't think she will turn on them...Jeff doesn't think so either but she's acting pretty chummy with them...Jordan says maybe it's an act, she can't put on an act when she's made, she says that she's biting her fingernails all the time now...Jeff says he does too, he hasn't cut them in so long because he can't stand the noise of the clippers...Jordan needs to shower but doesn't feel like it. They talk about the athletes clique and how if they win, they can't get Jeff out, they must be so mad about that. Jeff says Natalie would have won the comp anyways so he doesn't know what Russell is going on about. They talk about Ronnie and how it's good they have him but he's too obvious...Jeff says he needs to relax a little. Jordan says she trusts Ronnie but not Russell, she would even swear on something to him and then go back on her word...Jeff says he doesn't think Russell will trust her now....Jordan says yeah, when he sees her with Jeff...Jeff gazes at Jordan...Jordan says "I don't care"...Jeff says "well thanks for talking to me cuz I wasn't going to talk to you"...Jordan says "why? you asshole!"...Jeff says "I didn't want you to get in trouble so thank you for talking to me"  :) Jeff says he didn't know...Jordan says "you were my friend before"...Jeff says he just didn't know if she wanted to play...feeds switch over to the kitchen where Ronnie is walking outside towards Jeff & Jordan, he tells them he's going to cry and he's mad but "they're" watching so he can't tell them right now, he starts pacing back and forth in the BY and Jeff is confused, lol. Jordan explains what he said...they laugh about how they are gone from this game...as Ronnie approaches them again, Jeff says that it's a smart move on their part to take Lydia off the block. Ronnie tells them "guys, do yourselves a favor, don't trust Lydia", he walks away again...Jeff says "see, I knew it, you're right Ronnie, I hear you, I told you"...Jeff says "she sold us out to get that veto"...feeds switch off of them and come back a couple of minutes later... They continue talking game to Ronnie who is telling them more about Lydia. Jordan says Russell tried to turn Michele against Jeff. Jordan wants to say something to Lydia now, she wants to tell her the others are playing her. Jeff says they'll have a chance to talk to her, she's not going to just not talk to them, after being best friends in the house and now she just flipped? Jeff says if she flipped, he'll be pissed. They talk more about Lydia. Jordan says she can normally read people well, Jordan wishes Russell hadn't won the POV...Jeff says he would have tried more if he had known this would have happened....Jordan asks if he didn't try? Jeff says he did but not really, now he knows why Russell was so excited when he won the POV. Jordan thinks she will be gone before Jeff. Jeff says if Lydia flipped the script...Jordan says Jeff needs to go talk to her and not her...Jeff says she got her head filled all day...Jordan tells Jeff to inform Lydia of what has been going on...Jeff says he will tell her that they're doing this for her...Jordan is concerned about next week, Jeff says they need to worry about this week...Jordan says she is stressing, she's thinking ahead and if Chima stays, she's gone...they both don't want Russell winning next week, Jordan says she doesn't think Jessie deserved it either… Hammock Talk Part 3 7:46-8pm They continue talking game...Jeff thinks the next HOH is going to be a brains competition, someone that you lease expect it will win...Jordan thinks Ronnie is going to win, Jeff hopes so. Jordan shows Jeff her chipped nail polish and they compare nails. Jordan thinks Jeff's nails are small for a guy. Jeff is getting sick of the same stuff being talked about, he asks where Braden is? is he talking to "them"...Jordan says she can't even talk to them, they talk about Natalie...Braden pops out of the sliding door to ask them if they want some chicken, Jeff says yes and thanks...Jeff asks Jordan if she saw Lydia peek out to see who was outside and then went back in...Jordan thinks they're overanalyzing stuff...Jeff raises his voice and says "why would she come out here?"...silence...Jordan says "I don't know!"...Jeff says if Lydia cried and felt bad that people didn't like her for no reason then imagine if she gave someone a reason, he'll make her cry for real, imagine if she flips. They talk about Laura and how she's on the other side, Jeff says he hates Laura, well not hate but...Jordan asks Jeff who she would put up if he won HOH...Jeff isn't sure, he says to not get all crazy, let's focus on this week...Jeff asks who Jordan would put up, she says all 3 people on his team. Jeff says it should be that way, you know?...Jordan says Jeff says "you know" a lot, it's like Bobby's World, Jeff agrees and says sometimes he rambles and just needs re-confirmation of what he's saying. Feeds switch to the bathroom...feeds switch back to J&J a couple of minutes later... They start talking about Natalie again, Jeff says she's such a dork and he's happy he called her out earlier...Jordan wonders if they (N&J) mess around up there? Jeff doesn't know but even if they don't, if he was her boyfriend he wouldn't be happy, they're like a fu**ing married couple, for eg when Jeff asks Jessie what's up? out of nowhere Natalie will answer for him and Jeff wonders where the f**k did she come from...does she have a hand up his back like a puppet, STFU! Jeff ends it with "you know what I mean?"...Jordan giggles and says "quit saying you know what I mean, you've said it like 3 times"...Jeff says alright, if she calls him out one more time he's getting out of there, when he gets in the moment he has to say that to reiterate it to the person that is listening...Jordan laughs...Jeff says that sometimes Jordan doesn't know what he means so he has to say "you know what I mean" because she's like "no, I don't"...Jordan keeps laughing...Jeff says maybe that is why he's saying it (more) because talking to her, half of it she doesn't understand, the other half she doesn't listen to so he's just rambling and she'll say "what did you say?"...Jordan says "oh geez". They rock back and forth quietly, Jordan says she guesses it's just them two out there talking tonight...Jeff knows, he says they're just fu**ing outcasts...Jordan says they will stand their ground...Jeff says he thinks they have a good thing working...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says it's their only option...Jordan thinks Ronnie might have some good tricks up his sleeve though. Jeff says he needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat...Jordan says they need to start picking the bad eggs out...Jeff says cuz they're ruining the salad (huh? lol)...Jordan laughs and makes fun of people who eat eggs in the morning that are nasty...Jeff says he ate some of Jordan's eggs...Jordan asks if they were good?...Jeff says they were good, for real... Casey comes outside and there is a little interaction with him, Casey says anyone that puts up Jordan should feel bad because she doesn't do nothing to anyone, she might be a quiet schemer though...Jordan gets nervous about Russell being outside and hearing that convo about her not being put up...Jordan says Russell lost his tanning buddy... Jeff (with a noisy splashing Casey in the background) says to Jordan "you're so cute staying on my side for no reason"...Jordan says huh?...Jeff repeats "I said you're so cute staying on my side for no reason"...Jordan high fives Jeff and says "thanks"...Jeff says "I appreciate it"...Jordan says "you're welcome buddy"...Jeff smiles at her...Jordan says "you were already going to be on my team anyways before we even talked about it, you know?"...Jeff says "yeah" Jordan reiterates that she didn't think it was a good thing that Casey said that in front of Russell (about not putting her up)...Jeff says they probably said every single person in the house would be put up...they discuss who is strong willed, who they would use and pick off...Jordan says Russell pulled her aside and asked her who male & female she would put up if she was HOH...Jordan doesn't think she can trust him and told Lydia as much. Hammock Talk Part 4 8-8:06pm They continue talking game... Jordan tells Jeff that she told Ronnie that Russell wants him out but she wants Jessie and Natalie out, if Jessie and Russell are put up and one wins the power of veto, then one will go and she would put up Natalie as the replacement, she would prefer a guy go over her...Jeff says right, if Russell was on the block he would go home because people don't trust him and would want him gone...Jordan says she knows Chima and Natalie are like this (close), Natalie told her that Chima is pissed at her...Jeff says she's such a liar...Jordan says she doesn't want an 18 yr old winning half a million dollars...Jeff says "dude, she's not gonna win, Jessie would throw her right out, you think he'd let her win or something?"...Jordan says she wants him out, she doesn't trust him at all...Jeff says he wants his whole team out...Jordan says how many mirrors can they get in there?...Jeff says he probably just stays in his room and flexes  ...Jordan says "look at my muscles"...Jordan says that Jessie was telling her about how he needed to go on a diet and she was like are you fu**ing kidding me? are you serious? does he want some of her fat? Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles. Jordan pats Jeff's hand and says she can't wait until elimination night, do they have the votes?...Jeff says for Lydia they do...Jordan says for Braden they don't...Jeff says they have time after the Veto ceremony...Jordan says they're good (then)...Jordan says she can't wait until Jessie has to come down, he lives in that HOH room...Jeff says yeah and they say he segregates himself from everyone?...Jordan says they're referring to her, him, Lydia...Jeff says but they were outside sitting with the others. Jordan says that this morning she was going to come up to him and blow (a raspberry) on his face but she didn't...Jeff says she should have :) ...Jordan says she thought he would get pissed...Jeff says "that would have been nice" :) Jordan says she'll do things like that in front of the others just to get them going, like squeezing Jeff's butt, she doesn't know...Jeff says "squeeze my butt? my little butt?"...Jordan talks about how she shouldn't have gone to sleep and then she says she can't stand people that ride the fence, just make a decision, her strategy was to lay low but now she can't...Jeff says me too, he wanted two people to blow up at each other and he'd ride the middle...Jordan giggles and says said the same...Jeff says he didn't really have a strategy, he said that you never know what's going to happen in there and look what happened...Jordan knows, Russell just had something for Jeff...Jeff says maybe he had a hard-on for him... Jordan says she doesn't know, she hopes that Lydia didn't say anything...Jeff says she had to to try and save herself, why wouldn't she talk to them all day? she feels bad about something...Jordan says for Jeff to talk to her...Jeff says he will, he'll ask her what's up? he won't tell her shit though...they talk about what Jeff should say to Lydia...Jordan says that Laura is playing both sides too...feeds switch out… Hammock Talk Part 5 8:16-8:34pm Jeff is sitting having a smoke, he amuses himself by making smoke rings with his cigarette.... Feeds switch out and return 4 minutes later with Jeff and Jordan sitting on the hammock again...Jordan is saying something about her wanting to go out just one night...Jeff says not to worry because at this rate they might be going out soon, sooner than she thinks LOL Jordan says no, if they're the first people out nobody will remember them...Jeff says no one will know who the hell they are...Jordan says Jeff has a career, she doesn't, you know how bad that will suck? Jordan asks what day it is? Saturday? you know what she would be doing right now? she would have to be at work by 5 or 6 working until 2am, going home, sleeping until 11 or 12, working at 6 on Sunday night, Monday is her day off, then Tues/Wednesday salon days then Thursday to Sunday same thing...no life. Jordan says when she would get cut early she would go out to a couple of bars which is bad, she's always in her work clothes too...Jeff says he knows, he was a server too for a long time, sleep all day, party all night, let people come over after work, always drinking...Jordan says her hair is always pulled up, make up smeared, people must think she's always in the same clothes...Jeff says but they know. Jordan asks where Jeff worked?...Jeff says all over, when he was out in LA he was a server, in college he was a server...Jordan asks if he liked it? Jeff says no...Jordan doesn't either...Jeff says it's quick money, good money if you work at a good place, he got tired of people, can I get this? can I get that? he knows he's their waiter but dude, relax LOL...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he tried his best but there's always assholes...Jordan says "oh yeah"...Jeff says it's tough, everyone should be a server...Jordan knows, then you understand how it is, she's a good tipper...Jeff says he is too, even if they suck he tips good...Jordan says if she goes out on a date with a guy and he tips bad she feels embarrassed...Jeff knows...Jordan makes a joke about Jeff agreeing that he hates going out with guys that leave bad tips...:) Jordan says she hates that, sometimes she thinks she overtips and when she's drunk it's worse, if her bill is $22 then she will tip $22...Jeff says he doesn't tip that much, that's ridiculous...Jordan says if she knows them (she will)...Jeff says oh yeah like when he goes to his buddy's restaurant he'll double what they charge him cuz they don't charge him anything...Jordan says she hates when guys brag about being a VIP...Jeff laughs saying "showoffs I hate that"...Jordan says or when they say they gotcha because they know the owner...Jeff says he goes to his buddy's restaurants a lot so he's cool...Jordan says yeah, he must not go to clubs because he's like 30. Jeff says he doesn't really like them, he hasn't done a (dance) club in forever...Jordan giggles. Jeff starts whispering about Russell saying he's bragging about being a fighter...Jordan says she served a UFC fighter but she didn't know who it was...Jeff explains the difference between UFC, MMA, he's not a pro fighter...Jordan says is it kind of like when someone models and they say they're a "model"...Jeff says that's why he never said anything about him modeling, when Braden asked him what agency he was with in LA he told him but he said it to him in passing, did she ever hear him once say he modeled? Jordan says no, she didn't know it until...Jeff says until fu**ing dickhead (Russell) said it in the fight earlier, who the f**k told him that?...Jordan says she didn't even know, how did they find out?...Jeff says he said it in passing, he told Braden he was with Auto/Otto (??) Models, he did commercials, people think when they hear model, they think runway, he doesn't do that...Jordan says she hates when people on TV say they're models, Jeff shouldn't tell people that...Jeff says that's why he never tells that part of his life, he never does, he swears to God, even people back home that watch him will say that he never tells people that, they'll say why don't you tell people you're an actor? but he's not! he rolls his eyes when his buddy's point out that he's an actor. Jordan says that's what Russell does...Jeff says he's not pro, he says he fights local but all his buddies fight local, they're real fighters and one he knows that does fight UFC is the nicest guy in the whole world and you would never know except he looks like one...Jordan says their noses are so different, is that why Russell's ears are weird? Jeff says that's from wrestling, from rubbing against the mat...Jeff talks a little about his buddy Tony that fights... Jordan asks if they have cameras in all the mirrors?...Jeff doesn't think so they have moving cameras...Jeff says they should have a jungle gym out there or a pull up bar...Jordan wonders where everyone is?...Jeff laughs saying it's just Braden in there...Jordan says now that she's with him when she walks in the spotlight will be on her...Jeff says he kind of likes that they don't have to talk to them now, usually he has to make an effort to talk...Jordan says they're good, they just have to get rid of 3 more people...Jeff says "I just like who I like" :) Jordan says if they get rid of 3/4 people they will make it to the end...Jeff nods and says it gets hard then because you like people...Jordan says she knows but they have to get rid of 4 cockroaches LOL Jeff agrees… Hammock Talk Part 6 8:34-8:37pm They continue chatting... Jordan says she would like to come back and see what's it like on the outside of BB, in LA, cuz she's never come out this far and now she just wants to see what's it like, restaurants, clubs and sightseeing...Jeff says LA is very diverse...Jordan says Charlotte isn't, has Jeff been there?...Jeff says no, he's had a layover there :)...Jordan says she's never been to Chicago...Jeff asks if the mud is red in Charlotte (huh? LOL)...Jordan doesn't think so, maybe some of it...Jeff doesn't know why but he remembers that...Jordan says maybe some of it's red but she hasn't dug in the dirt in a long time Jordan says she likes Charlotte but sometimes she wants to move though, after this it kind of makes her think she wants to see what's out there...Jeff says LA is fun...Jordan says but after this she wants to finish school so she can get a real job and then she can just get up and move, she doesn't want to move somewhere else and just be a server somewhere...Jeff knows what she means...Jeff says he said the same thing, if he moves again he'd have to have a job ready because he was doing the same shit, he moved and he was a server, he did everything in LA, he worked at retail stores, a server, washed windows on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills with a company, it was definitely humbling because everyone is so rich and has so much money, he'd wear his shorts with a tight shirt that said LA Window Guys and he'd be like (dorkyface)...Jordan laughs... Jeff says it was boiling hot and he'd be hungover and he'd be doing these multi-million dollar stores...Jordan asks how old Jeff was? Just says "when I lived out here...' the audio cuts and the feeds switch but Jeff mouths that he was 24/25... Jeff & Jordan have their first of many backyard talks 11:44-11:54pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFSptOkKmTQ&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A&feature=c4-overview Jeff & Braden are outside talking when Braden decides he wants to get in the the hottub and goes inside to change. Jordan then joins Jeff just before the 11:44pm mark, she brings her soft, turquoise comforter with her.  :) She smiles at Jeff as she approaches and Jeff asks her "what's up?"...Jordan says she's in the worst mood...Jeff asks if it's because of Lydia?...Jordan says yeah but then asks if Jeff wants some covers...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she is clean now...she sits down and covers them both. Lots of game talk... Jordan starts by saying she was talking with Lydia and Jessie and says"he is such a fu**ing douchebag, doucheBAG! give him a mirror and let him stare at it too"...Jordan says she went upstairs and asked them if they had something to talk to her about, that Jessie always has something smart to say to make you feel stupid... Jordan says Jessie said he was naked right now but he had a towel on, so what's the difference since he walks around there with his top off...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff :) and that they need to talk to him...they said they've tried and that Jeff had a chance to voice his opinion and save Lydia & Jordan from being on the block...Jeff asks if she laughed in their face...Jordan says no, she wants them to believe she believes them...Jeff says WOW! (can't believe what he's hearing)...Jordan says she told them she felt someone in the house was stirring up lies, they wanted examples so Jordan told them that someone told Michele that Jeff was going to put her up on the block and that wasn't the case...Jordan says that Jeff never said he wanted Michele directly up...Jordan says that they said Jeff could have saved her & Lydia...Jeff says Jordan wasn't even mentioned in the conversation and how could he have saved Lydia when they never told him who was going up...Jeff says "oh my God man". Jordan mentions she didn't know about the faux alliance between her, Jeff, Jessie, Natalie & Lydia and that they said Jeff didn't even tell her...Jeff explains how Jordan did know about that, he talked to Jessie about it remember? Jordan then realizes what they meant and she says she told them she didn't know...Jeff says "dummy" and then Jordan says hey, she was sticking up for him up there...Jeff knows and pinches her cheek...Jordan says she then walked out and they were talking amongst themselves so she knows they were talking about her...Jeff says "you're dead"...Jordan knows and anticipates being put up if they take Lydia off the block...Jordan says she was about to cry. Jeff says "dude, they twist everything so hard"...Jordan says she does not like Jessie at all, he talks to her like he's her father...Jordan says if Chima goes it will be good but she's stressing out...Jeff can't believe they flipped Lydia...Jordan says they told her that her and Jeff were a strong team...Jeff says they're blowing smoke up her ass...Jeff says he doesn't believe a word they say and that Lydia is a fu**ing snake...Jordan goes over the convo they had in the HOH room once again and then says she just wanted to get her blanket and sit out there (with Jeff)...Jeff says it's fu**ing amazing, amazing (referring to the spin they're creating)...Casey has come outside and is smoking. Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's arm briefly Jeff smiles...Jordan tells Jeff some line Natalie fed her and then Jeff says he needs to talk to them because they think they can smooth talk Jordan...Jordan says while laying her head down again "I'm just mad, I'm gonna cry"...Jeff tsks and says "don't worry, I'll talk to them"...Jeff says he can't believe they make up shit, he's going to call them out on all of it...Jordan points out that Jeff has sparkles on his arm, she thinks it's from her :) Jordan says to Casey that wouldn't it be better if they could dim the lights a little so it wasn't so bright...Casey says he's a man that likes dim lights that's for sure...Jeff says "put on some softies"...Jordan says "do you like Sade?"...Casey nods yes...Jordan says "I bet you make love to that"... Braden joins them and Jeff goes off about how he can't wait for people to watch the events and how they transpired on TV, they will be exactly to a tee how he said they happened...Jeff says he went up to the HOH to be nice because he cooked tuna for everyone, he should have never gone up there and then they pawned everything off on him, they asked him what he would do if he was HOH, they never asked him to protect anyone, they never told him who was going up, they talked for 30 seconds cuz he was running to get the tuna, he was up there for maybe 3 minutes max...Jeff says "you know how many times I was a nice guy in my life to the wrong people and I just fu**ing took it in the ass?"...Jeff says people sometimes say he's an asshole and he says "really? you save the heartache...and then you try and give people the benefit of the doubt and they flip the script on you dude?" Jeff says "I fu**ing wish I poisoned that fu**ing tuna"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says to them "not your pieces" LOL Jeff wanted to give them Ex-Lax tuna so they'd be shitting themselves LOL Jordan says her comforter must be so dirty, she drags it around everywhere like it's her child...Casey says Jeff will make up with them...Jeff says really? who will make up?...Casey says all 3 men on his team have strong personalities and a lot of pride...Jeff says he won't make up with Russell, too much shit has happened...Jeff gets up to get some water and notices the others are all sitting at the table, he says he'd like to go in there right now... BY Talk continued 11:54-11:59 PM Jeff gets up to get some water from the BY fridge and says he feels like going inside and talking to the group...Casey says that Natalie is in there talking about some cops busting her nose, LOL...Jeff says he wants to go in there and just tell them what really went down (toona-gate)...Jeff explains that he told Michele that he said to put up the person that fell 1st or 2nd and Michele told him that was understandable and logical...Jordan speaks up saying she is going home, she knows she is, Lydia will be taken off the block and she will go up in "Keesha's" place, or whatever her name is.  :P Casey starts to laugh and says "KeeshaChimaLibra?"...Jordan says she knows it...Jeff says "you're not going anywhere"...Braden walks out saying "that's not possible, I'm destined".... Jeff sits back down next to Jordan...Jordan complains to Casey that she doesn't like the way Jessie talks to her, he talks down to her sometimes, like she's an idiot...she asks Casey if he talks to him like that?...Casey says no but he's tall. LOL Casey says he's sorry to hear that, all this shit sucks...Jordan says she can't go in there and be nice to them...Jeff says he is going to go in there and say something...Jordan says not to because then it will cause her drama...Jeff says he can speak for himself...Jordan tells Casey about the conversation she had with Jessie & Natalie prior to coming outside, how Jessie was such a douchebag, he should go get a mirror and pose, drink his muscle shakes and camp out in his room with his new BFF...Jeff says "that was a verbal lashing" ha! Braden says every room him and Jeff walk into everyone leaves...Jeff says they think they can talk down to her and not one of them has approached him to talk about things, they are making up stories about things he did not say, they haven't faced him yet, that's why he should go in there right now...Jordan continues venting to Casey about the convo with Jessie again saying how Jeff didn't protect Jordan or Lydia...Jeff goes off about how many people can be on the block? What is this Fantasy Land? :P (Yes, Jeff it kind of is!)  Jeff says he threw Jordan, Lydia, Chima & Michele under the bus (apparently), there are only 2 people on the block so how did he railroad four people?....Jeff says "is everyone taking crazy motherfu**Ing pills or what?" for real! is this real!? it's not humanly possible! like Jeff came out with eight arms, like an octopus"....they all laugh...

July 12 First BY Talk continued 12-12:50am Jeff keeps ranting about being an octopus, lol, he's pissed!...Jordan says she's serious, she's getting mad, she can't quit thinking about it and won't be able to sleep tonight...Casey says welcome to my world...Jordan says Jessie makes her so mad, she doesn't trust Russell because he's asking too many questions and he's playing sides...Jeff says he's going in there, f**k it...Jordan says no, Jeff! you're going to get me in trouble!...Jeff says "you in trouble, I'm going to fu**ing tell them how it is"...Braden says "let him get it off his system, he's thought about it, he's smart". Jeff goes inside just before the 12:02am mark...Jeff tells his side of the story inside while Jordan, Braden & Casey keep discussing game outside, eventually Braden leaves and then just after the 12:36am mark Jeff comes back outside...Jordan asks if he got it out? Jeff says he said his peace...Jordan offers for Jeff to sit by her but Jeff wants to smoke...he says that what he said did nothing, they are all brainwashed, he said his peace but they just kept talking...Casey says he assumes Jeff will catch him up...Jeff says that everything he said outside, he said in there...Casey says perception is everything and they're not perceiving things the way Jeff is...Jeff tells Jordan and Casey what he told them... Jordan listens intently and says "he's such a fu**ing douche"...Jeff says that he talked to Lydia and realized she's on their side, he told her she hurt him, he thought they were friends...Lydia told him she didn't feel well, he told her to be honest with her he was hurt a little and then she left crying. Jeff waves at Casey and says "it was nice meeting you bro"...Jordan says it was nice meeting Casey too cuz she's out, she's gone...Casey says in his opinion there's bigger fish than Jordan (to get rid of)...Jordan says that Jessie, Natalie & Russell think they run this house, it's them three, they're the instigators...Casey thinks Natalie is drunk with power...Jeff says he told them that Natalie talks for Jessie, also that he apologized for talking to Natalie the way he did and Jessie said you don't talk to an 18 year old like that and Jeff told him he just apologized. Jordan says Jeff should have said more especially the thing about supposedly throwing Michele under the bus...Jeff says he called them out about saying that no one sitting at the table talked shit today...they all denied it and Jeff said then he must be taking crazy pills if that was the case...Jordan asks if Jeff said the thing about Jeff not protecting Jordan or Lydia...Jeff says he did tell them...Jordan asks what they said about that?...Jeff says they said nothing...Jordan can't believe it after Jessie & Natalie talked about that very thing to her up in the HOH...Jeff explains that he told them there was no opportunity to save Lydia and that he had told Jessie that Jordan & Lydia were with him so what part of that wasn't protecting them?...Jordan can't believe that Lydia didn't believe Jeff...Jordan says "what the?"...Casey says "welcome to the Terrordome" Jordan says to Jeff "I'm glad you said your peace, good job sport" :) Jeff says no one was buying, he makes a little joke about it and they laugh...Jordan puts up her hand to high five Jeff saying "good job" but Jeff says "good job what? I failed"...Jordan says he did good, he stated his peace...Casey says he planted seeds...Jeff says he doesn't know if he needs a high five but he will give her one...Jeff holds his hand up to Jordan's and plays with it for a second...and then they clasp hands :) and then high three each other, a partial high five, lol. Jordan says Jessie has them all brainwashed, he's such a fu**ing douchebag, she didn't like him as soon as he walked in, she didn't like him from his season and she still doesn't like him now...Jeff says that at the end Kevin said "Jeff, I liked you before and I still like you"...Jordan giggles...Casey, Jeff & Jordan discuss how they like to play the game and how they feel about discussing things in front of others vs keeping your mouth shut, they go over the first HOH comp and how they could have done things differently or not...Jeff says Jessie is in it to win it...Jordan says it's cuz he got voted out last time...Jeff can't understand how they don't want to get him out cuz he'll cut them, he'll stab you in the back...Jordan says she tried to tell Lydia that...Casey says it's telling that no one has walked out that door...Jordan still thinks she is going to be put up as a replacement. Jeff says Lydia is full force with them, it's over...Jeff tells the story of how Lydia was crying all day and Jeff tried to make her feel better, to not worry, so he told her the meaning behind his cross to distract her, Lydia kept hearing things Natalie said about her so she said she was going to go out there to confront that bitch, Jeff told her not to, for her to come lay down and relax, Lydia later told Jessie that she wanted to go talk to them but Jeff told her not to go talk to them making it seem like Jeff was saying for her not to go out to talk to them because they are assholes...Jeff asked her if Lydia took it like that? instead of it being Jeff trying to make her calm down and not stress about it? she believed that?...Lydia told Jeff yeah...Jeff says Lydia flipped it on him and totally threw him under the bus. Casey leaves… First BY talk briefly alone again 12:50-1:02am Casey goes inside leaving J&J alone...Jordan says she told Lydia they will throw her under the bus, Lydia promised she would never vote to evict Jordan but maybe now she's in trouble and Jeff is safe...Jeff says he's safe for now but next week he's the first one out...Jordan says she wants Natalie & Jessie gone, she doesn't like him at all...Jeff says "me neither, he's a smugf**k"...Jordan says Jessie thinks he's the shit...Jeff still can't believe how Lydia flipped and says "fu**ing Lydia, motherfu**er"...Jordan says she pointed out to Lydia that they were the ones in the room with her when she was crying, she needs to trust them to keep her. Jordan says "omg Jeff if I get eliminated you have to get Jessie outta here for going after me" Jeff says everyone's got their mind made up...Jordan says Jessie is good, real good and Jeff and her didn't see it coming...Jeff hopes that they keep the teams because it will be harder to get him out but his team is the one he wants out...Jordan says she wishes it was Cowboy that came in...Jeff says Russell was bitching about it being Jessie, he knew it was going to be that douche that was coming in...Jeff says he won't throw Jessie under the bus...Jordan says he's a douche, he drinks his body shakes and eats like twelve meals a day, lol...Jordan giggles over it just being her & Jeff...and Braden. :) Jeff says he hopes that what he said might make them think...Jordan again says good job and that she is proud of him...Jeff says he could have given them an hour's worth of examples of them talking shit and Jessie kept pffttt'ing and saying whatever...Jordan giggles and says not to worry about it...Jeff still can't believe that Lydia flipped...Jordan worries about going up and who will vote for her to stay...Jeff says a handful of people...Jordan says she only knows three...Jeff says that's when you...Jordan says she's not kissing people's asses...Jeff tells her what she should say...Jordan smiles...Jeff complains again about Jessie...Jordan says he's stupid...Jordan says tomorrow her & Jeff are going to walk around the house and study everything, they laugh... Casey comes outside and tells J&J what was being talked about in there...they talk more game about how all the Lieutenant's are ruining this...Jeff makes an analogy about the others being Sammy the Bull's not John Gotti's, John Gottie didn't kill anyone, it was Sammy the Bull...that's what everyone thinks. ;) Jeff grabs more water from the fridge and sits back down...Jeff says it's way too early for this...Casey says way too early for the line in the sand...Jeff says "oh but it's drawn bro"...Braden story time :) They start laughing about Braden and his random comments, like him saying "goodnight boss" to Jessie...Jeff tells the story of how Braden got pissed that Russell didn't clink his glass to say "cheers" and he was going to sharpen a pool stick (and shove it up Russell's ass)...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan cracks up over the fact that Braden said he can't leave this early because he lost his apartment...Jeff then loses it over when Braden told him that he said in the DR that he was losing it and he was going to throw people off fu**ing balconies! :D Jordan keeps laughing saying that Braden says he at least has to make it to jury house because he doesn't have anywhere to go, he's going to leave the country and go to Australia...Jeff says that the others were saying Braden doesn't need the money because he has $300 hair products and Braden said "what? I'm fu**ing broke!"...Casey says he stole all the lotions from the hotel, he had 65 lotions in his suitcase! 😜 First BY talk continued 1:02-1:17am J&J continue laughing about Braden...Casey wonders if it heats up this early every year?...Jeff says no, this is right off the blocks, Jessie said that the minute he came into the house BAM! he was playing the game...Jeff says he told him he must have not been on his horse yet and Jessie said exactly...Jordan says "omg, he's such a douche"...Jeff says Jessie is letting all his foot soldiers do the work for him and he's keeping his hands clean...Jordan says that's what the others said about Jeff, he's staying clean, Jordan asks what has Jeff done?...Casey says Jeff is a mastermind...Jeff sarcastically says he's been running this house since day one, what? he hasn't even talked about the game til yesterday...Casey says that is what the problem is...Jeff says he could tell Casey what he's going to do but he's not going to tell him. LOL Casey talks about team, team, team, he's on a team with two people that never played sports in their life...Jeff says he's with people that did and he hates them, Jessie doesn't believe in team, he will use his team, he put the "I" in team...Jordan hates when he makes that fart noise...Jeff says "hat's off, they're playing the game well"...Casey says like his mom told him in 8th grade, whatever you tell somebody you have to assume they're going to tell somebody else, as you go through your life you have to pick and choose the people you can tell stuff to and they all have some...Casey says in here there's a 99% chance someone will tell someone else which has been a surprise to him...Jeff says people love fu**ing gossip, how do you think all those magazines, celebrity tabloids sell, people love to talk about how perfect their life is as opposed to somebody else's but when you point the finger at someone there are 3 fingers pointing right back at you so watch what the f**k you say. (This is so old school, my dad says this ALL THE TIME except the WTF part LOL) Jeff says he's not perfect by any means, he's not a great player but he doesn't talk, he says whatever he has to say to someone's face and when he's telling someone a spiritual story he had about a cross, being all nice to someone, hugging them all day and trying to calm them down, he doesn't twist it around, what kind of person does that?...Casey says a weak-minded person...Jeff says "whew, man, did I get that one wrong, I thought I was good at (reading) people". They discuss Lydia again and how she had the votes but she flipped to the other side to guarantee she was staying, she wanted to be saved right now...Jordan says that she turned on them...Casey says that's kind of fu**ed up...Jeff says he said his peace...Jordan says at least the people that Jeff doesn't get along with are on his team so they can't get rid of him...Casey says that's the ironic thing...Jeff says it's awesome...Jeff thinks if Laura wins HOH she might be convinced by them to put him up. Michele comes outside looking for her flip-flops...Jeff asks her how was his speech?...Michele says everything she's heard from both sides seems like the truth but they're never going to feel like Jeff is part of their team because he wasn't hanging out with them...Jeff is more concerned of what the others thought, not his team...Michele says they think it should have been more private, a lot of them thought it was a show...Jeff says if it was more private they would have twisted his words, he wanted everyone to hear....Jeff seems pissed and says "oh whatever"...they are quiet...Michele keeps looking for her shoes...Jeff then says "a show huh?" Michele then talks to Casey wanting to clear the air about some stuff, they bicker a little and talk while Jeff & Jordan observe...they lean into each other just after the 1:10am mark...Jeff says "we're outta here"...Jordan touches Jeff's hair 🥰 smiles and giggles...Jeff wants alcohol the next couple of days...Jordan says "I thought we had a chance"...Jeff agrees...they start whispering and it's hard to hear...Michele admits she's going through some emotional stuff with her family...Casey admits he cried today, it's stressful...Jordan says she's cool with Michele still, Jeff says you know I luv you (oi oi oi what did you start by saying that Jeff! lol)...Jeff explains why he went in there to talk to them, he wanted to clear the air but people didn't take it that way...Jordan says it sucks when you're being talked about and you feel like lies are being spread about you...Jeff says it's best to talk about things, get things out in the open like she did with Casey...Jordan agrees it is good. J&J keep giggling over the convo Casey and Michele are having...Michele is getting stressed out about the whole thing and J&J tell her to not feel bad and to not stress out, sit down and relax...Michele says Casey was mad at her...Casey says he wasn't happy about her wanting him out of the house, no one would be happy...Michele agrees...Jeff says they all need to simmer down...J&J keep whispering in their own little world (as usual :) ) Michele complains about her missing shoes...Jeff gets up thinking he saw some over by the pool table...Michele says she's cold and going to get her hoody, she leaves... First BY talk keeps going 1:17-1:36am After Michele leaves, Jeff sits back down and him, Jordan & Casey laugh about how Michele came outside to confront Casey...Jeff says "this shit's a trip"...Natalie comes outside looking for her water jug, finds one but throws it out saying it has bugs, she leaves...Jeff says he has one more thing to say, he says how can you (Lydia) go from saying "I hate that fu**ing c**t bitch last night to 12 hours later being on their team"...Casey says because everything changes every 6 hours like Jessie said, he has been here before...Jordan says he was the 4th person evicted...Jeff says he hopes it changes...they talk about the veto and who is being put up...Jeff says every single person has been brought up that could be put up. Casey brings up what Michele told him and says "please"...Jeff laughs and says everyone is so on edge...Jeff says for him to vent...Jordan laughs about how Casey talked to Michele...Jeff says Casey was being so smug...Jeff says he knew it was going bad when Casey called Michele "sweetie" from the jump...Casey says it was "honey" and he retracted...Jordan says "good save"...Casey says "wtf did I do to you?"...J&J laugh...Jordan says Casey is the one person that hasn't done anything...Casey says he was salty at Michele because he was told she wanted him out...Jordan asks who told him that?...Casey says he's not getting into it...Jeff says this game is a trip, it's bananas 😉🍌 Casey says because he asked Michele her profession??...Jeff says you have to watch what you say and if you don't talk you're an asshole. Casey says he knows he can be abrasive but that wasn't it, this ain't the place to make little jokes, he's wanted to say things to Chima, if this was in the real world and they were out, he would say all kinds of things because he doesn't give a f**k, he would get in his car and go home, they would do the same, what the f**k does he care but in here you have to care...Jeff laughs saying it's funny seeing people get pissed off, even with himself, he rants and he laughs at himself...Casey says Michele is on suicide watch :/ Jeff says everyone is on edge...Casey says he did good, he was going to go off on her but didn't, he had a heart to heart with her while playing chess and she probably felt bad, the guilt was eating her up, at least she has a redeeming quality...J&J can't believe she came out and admitted she talked shit about Casey, Jeff says she put a little sugar on it though...J&J laugh about how Casey talked to her. Casey compares the others' antics to the kids at his school and Jeff says they are kids though, these people are grown...Casey says a 22 yr. old is still a kid though, not much life experience, he realizes Jordan is that age so he kind of apologizes for saying it...Jordan says "oh no, you're fine"...Jeff says he's not the same person he was at 22. They talk about being safe...Jeff feels like he is the target right now...Casey says nobody is safe but it is telling that they are outside alone when everyone else is inside...Jeff says they think they're safer being in there with that group...Casey says there is a gang mentality in there, he couldn't believe that Kevin was so willing to vote out Lydia who is his team member just so that he wouldn't go against the house if need be...feeds switch @ the 1:26am mark and return @ the 1:32am mark Jeff, Jordan & Casey are still outside discussing game...Casey is venting about how useless his teammates are, how they can't win anything, he is carrying them on his back and how Lydia threw the spelling POV comp...Jordan laughs about how they want to get mad at Jeff for Technotronics and Lydia spelled a 4 letter word and Jessie misspelled his word. ;) Jeff laughs saying he can't even talk because the word he came up with was ridiculous and he's never going to hear the end of it so he'll pay the piper later on that, he's going to be known, everyone who sees him will be "oh! Technotronic guy" (YUP!) Casey says "either that or the guy that argued on the elliptical" LOL Jeff laughs and Jordan is cracking up! Casey goes inside...Jordan says "technotronics" :P Jeff says "where did I come up with that? and then I put it on the board and I was like Vanna White...here it is...and I tried to explain myself" 😂 Jordan says they need to strategize...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says so they're not going home...Jeff says they're fu**ed...Jordan says they're not if Ronnie gets the next HOH, she's depending on him...Jordan says he's smart and is going to make it to final 2...Jeff hopes so...Jordan says she at least wants to make jury house to vote on who wins the money...Jeff doesn't want anyone from his team there (they all made it! including Jeff)...Jordan says if she wins HOH she wants Jessie and Natalie out...Jeff says he's telling Jordan this but no one else, he's going to throw the next HOH because who would he put up?...Jordan says she doesn't like the people that ride the middle...Jeff says the others are over here and they are way down the block on the left side...Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says "me and you we're like GUYS!! (yelling)"...Jeff says "what kind of people are these people?"...Jordan says "just listen"...Jeff says "I know, I can't stop motoring", he smiles :) First BY talk continues on 1:36-1:37am Jordan tries to get Jeff to calm down and strategize with her...Jordan says just as long as Russell keeps, as long as he doesn't use the veto on Lydia they are good...Jeff says he's using it, he's saving her, she already went to the dark side, they promised her that and they're putting someone else up...Jeff says Lydia and Chima are friends, they shouldn't be talking...Jordan says upstairs Lydia was talking shit about Chima. Jeff says "that's bullshit! because she plays both fu**ing sides!"...Jordan says "don't clench your teeth at me"...Jeff looks down and says "because it makes me sick that I fu**ing look foolish, I fu**ing always...man...I always get fu**ed...I like being an asshole...I'm such a like shelled up protected person cuz I don't wanna get hurt and then as soon, the moment I open up to somebody (punches his hand)...right in the fu**ing ass!" you know what I mean? I'm like F**K!! I should have just been an asshole the whole time...you're cute...f**k you...I know what's gonna happen in 6 months" (referring to women)...J&J laugh...Jeff gets up and says "I know where this is going...beat it" 😉 (this says a lot about Jeff's tough persona and experiences with the opposite sex) First BY talk that never ends 1:37-2:07am Jeff sits back down and tells Jordan how things are going to go...Jeff says that they're promising Lydia to take her off the block, leave Chima on, put someone else up...Jordan says her or Braden...Jeff says put someone else up and vote them out so both Lydia & Chima are safe...Jeff says Lydia was giving him the sob story about what it's like to be on the block...Jordan says she was safe and had the votes and she told her to tell Russell not to use the veto, Lydia told Jordan she was telling him not to use it...Jeff says that's bullshit, she was blowing smoke up Jordan's ass...Jeff can't believe she flipped like that...Jordan says that Jessie is kind of convincing with what he was telling her about Jeff not protecting her but Jordan says she so doesn't believe him. Jeff asks if Jordan watched his season?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says what about when Jessie was up in the HOH begging and they all thought he was a joke and voted him out and here they are buying into him...Jordan says because this is high school version, last season they were smart, Keesha voted him out...Jordan claps saying she was proud of Keesha. Jeff grabs a cigarette and says "do you think I look like a bozo?"...Jordan says "no, you look fine, I'm glad you said something"...Casey comes back outside eating a pickle...Casey says if he is put up for coming outside, smoking cigarettes so be it, same for Jeff, what is he? a leper now?...Jeff says "I know, for real"...Casey says tomorrow he should just be whatever to Lydia, what will eat her up the worst is not saying nothing...Jeff says she has already flipped so there's nothing else to say. Jordan asks Casey if she is put up on the block will he vote her out?...Casey says no, he doesn't think she will be put up...Jeff walks inside again...Casey and Jordan discuss who might be going up...Casey says Ronnie is the biggest hustler in this motherfu**er, they need to put Ronnie up (DING DING DING!)...Jordan says Ronnie is smart, he's a good person to have on your side, he's loyal and won't throw you under the bus (WRONG :( )...Casey says f**k him, he's competition, if he's that good, he needs to go home, no?...Jordan thinks he should stay a bit longer, he's good...Casey says ain't that a reason to send him home Jordan?...Jordan says in the position he's in, he's good, she's not. Jeff brings Jordan a pickle wrapped in a napkin after Jordan asks for one :)...Jeff says that Lydia just put her head down when he was in there, he can't believe he let her touch his Jesus cross :( ...Casey says Lydia played him...Jeff explains he got the cross from the Vatican, he got it blessed by a priest when he was at church inside the Vatican and Lydia was like this is rad, this is so cool...Jeff says he doesn't show that to everybody... Casey & Jeff smoke while discussing Jessie & Natalie, Jeff says you can't talk to him because she's always there...Jeff says someone they talk to will win HOH...Jeff turns to Jordan who is enjoying her half pickle and wants another...Jeff smiles, says there are whole ones...Jordan leaves to get another pickle...Casey says to Jeff as she's going inside that Jordan is going to go running to Ronnie to tell him what he just said about him...Jeff says "no she won't" :) Casey and Jeff discuss Ronnie and Michele, people talking shit about everyone...Jordan comes back with her half pickles...they keep discussing game and what people are like in there...Casey says he's sure Jeff is like this with his buddies back home, they probably bust each other ball's all the time...Jeff says they do...Casey says that's just what they do, they still have his back in a bar fight...Jeff says it's kind of like respect, you wouldn't do that to someone you just met...Kevin comes out to do laundry and they get a little more quiet. Casey says at least they'll have good stories when they go home...Jeff says trying to stay positive...Casey says all the scheming gets on his nerves...Kevin leaves...Casey says he can't scheme for hours on end...Jordan gets up and leaves to go pee...Jeff says that is all you do because there's nothing else to do so you just talk, that's the premise of the game...Casey says he doesn't care if Lydia goes, she's never going to win anything...Jeff says you never know what kind of competitions they're going to have...they discuss odds and the chances of winning...Casey can't believe none of them have come outside...they keep discussing game and how Lydia turned...Jeff says Jessie doesn't care and is using everyone...Jordan comes back outside and sits down. They keep talking about Jessie...Casey then says that Jeff was funny today during the Russell argument, he was cracking him up...Jeff starts talking about his buddy Tony Marti who is a pro fighter and he knows guys in the UFC and the feeds go to fish...they return with Jeff ranting a little about Russell and how if he was really tough he wouldn't need to brag about it, he would have a presence about him, just be bad and not be all show. Jeff says "dude, I'll go to fu**ing war, let's go, you're a trained fighter, you should be able to fu**ing take me but I'm not fu**ing scared, I'll fu**ing go"...Casey says he would just bring a knife. LOL Jeff says that's another thing, why is he acting tough when he knows they can't act on it?...Casey says that's why...Jeff says that's why he's even more of a douchebag...Casey says he should go to bed...Jordan asks where Braden is?...Casey says he has his purple haze mask on and is sleeping like a baby… First BY talk on and on 2:01-2:03am Jeff, Jordan & Casey are in the BY talking. Jeff tells the story of how yesterday Braden came out of the room, he was laying in bed and didn't have his glasses on, his contacts in and he could see a little bit, he could see it was Braden but it was blurry...Jeff starts laughing...and he comes out...Jeff gets up to demonstrate, he puts his hand down his shorts and squints his eye and says that Braden said "dude, what the fuck time is it?" Jeff says to him "dude, what are you doing?" and he had on like (Jeff starts outlining underwear on his crotch)...feeds cut off... (we come to find out later that Jeff thought Braden was wearing Jordan's underwear...I will try to find that convo for the calendar)...when they return Jeff, Jordan & Casey are heading inside… From the BY to the GR 2:04-2:36am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b04gwYJKwsQ&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff & Jordan head to the bathroom. Jordan says they're going in there? What about the GR...Jeff wants to brush his teeth, he does so while Jordan sits with her turquoise blanket waiting... Jeff says it's time to put on a show, ykwim? Jeff says they will say they tried to open up but you know...Jordan says her hair gets blonder in the sun, it's exciting since they will be here for awhile. Jordan asks if Jeff thinks the mirrors make you look bigger or do they really tell what you look like? Jeff says he thinks they tell what you look like, they're not circus mirrors, lol...Jordan thinks they make her look bigger. Jordan says omg, that camera I looked at it and it's facing right at me...she smiles...Jeff asks if they all went upstairs? Jordan doesn't know...Jeff finishes up, says aww, man, this is trippy...he goes to the bathroom.... Feeds cut out for just over 10 mins when they return Jordan & Ronnie are talking on the GR bed while Jeff is on the bicycle. 😜 Jordan starts implementing her plan to Ronnie about keeping Braden. (girl was always gaming...) Ronnie pretends to be over it :/ Jordan says Ronnie is a good person and if Jeff or her don't win it then she wants him to win. They keep whispering game. Jeff keeps pedaling... Ronnie finally leaves and Jeff lays down next to Jordan @ 2:24am. Jeff says Ronnie is so stressed. Jordan says she is sleepy, she sleeps too much, maybe the pickles made her sleepy. She asks if Jeff is sleepy, he says a bit but he can't go to bed. He would lay there. Jordan says she can't believe Lydia. Jeff says "we lost". Jordan says "no we didn't...shut up" Jeff says we would have had it...Jordan says she's a snake. Jordan says we still can get it, we just won't know until the veto ceremony... Jordan says God, Russell is in my room. Jordan says she wishes she had the power in her hands so Jessie would be begging and screaming like a pussy...Ronnie goes by and Jordan says oh, Ronnie, he's so sad, Jordan asks if she thinks he's going up...Jeff says everyone thinks they are going up...Jordan does her patented turn her butt towards Jeff move and says she wishes they could sleep in the GR... Jeff says me too, it's 10X better than his room...Jordan says your cubbyhole? Jeff says there is just more room. Jordan says she doesn't want Casey playing sides...Jeff says he is just trying to save his ass, be nice...Jordan says she's not...she wants to talk about something else. Jeff says ummm, I don't know...his mind is on this...Jordan wonders if they will have a comp tomorrow...Jeff says no...he says his Technotronics will air tomorrow...they laugh and feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is spelling a 17 letter word lol and Jeff says he couldn't even find an H. Jeff says that he was running all over, like it would have mattered anyways..Jeff tells the Technotronics story and Jordan laughs all through it...it never gets old! Jeff says so I'm like Techno, first thing that popped into my head and I'm going with it and then I just, I started finding O's and C's and I'm like Techno-tronics...I'm like Tronics...I'm like Technotronics...and I was running all over and then I couldn't find an H so I ripped off the R and the O and I smashed them together to make Techtronics...as if they wouldn't know that it wasn't a word...you won! In a way, I was all proud of it...hilarious...I hope they don't play it up but they made me go last so they knew it was funny....J&J laugh... Jordan says Technoootronics 😂 ..Jeff says I'm fu**ed...Jordan says you're going to get made fun of...Jeff says big time...Jordan says they even might make Technotronics shirts...Jeff says yeah, oh yeah, my friends will at least...Jeff says they will sell them because no one is going to remember who I am in 3 weeks...Jordan bets his friends are going to be laughing...Jeff says they are going to die but everyone that knows me is going to be like I can't believe he did that...Jordan wonders if they aired the paint comp already and Jeff thinks maybe that will air that then...Jordan says on Tuesday they will air Technooootronics! Jeff laughs and says there is nothing they can do about it now...Jordan says it's so funny...Jeff says it's funny bunny... Casey comes in, leaves, J&J start listening in on the kitchen to see how many times Laura talks about herself, complimenting herself. Jordan says Laura keeps staring at her, she says she has a cute body but no butt...Jeff says they're so fu**ed...Jordan says thanks Jeff, you ruined it for me, you ruined my half a million dollars...Jeff says you did, Jordan says she didn't do shit...the mics go off them then return...Jeff is touching Jordan's feet, lol, he says he doesn't like feetzies...Jeff says he has callouses, Jordan says gross, go get pedicures...Jeff never had one...Jordan explains what they do in a pedicure...They start talking game again and then head outside… First foot rub 9:38-9:46am Lights are still out in the RR, Jordan comes out of the SS room and talks to Jeff who is sitting on the edge of his bed...Jeff whispers something inaudibly and then Jordan walks off asking what time it is...Jeff thinks around 10. Jeff has put his sneakers on and puts on his glasses...Ronnie walks by all sleepy...Jordan comes back saying it's 9:30, 9:38...Jeff says what's up? they got gipped a half hour...Jordan comes around Jeff's bed and sits between his and Kevin's bed asking Kevin if he's up...Kevin sleepily mmm, hmm's...Jordan yawns saying she's going to wait because the bathroom is packed, she sits on Jeff's bed. BB warns them to keep the bedroom lights on during the day...Jeff says wow, the next one they're going to yell at them...Jordan giggles about Braden and his mask...Jeff yawns noisily saying he feels like it's cold in the morning but at night it's boiling...Jordan says she doesn't know why she's so tired and she lays down...Jeff says he's tired as hell...Jordan asks if she moves where she is sleeping can she sleep?...Jeff says to eat breakfast and then go back to sleep...Jeff says today is going to be a naperoo day...they both yawn again...Jordan says she won't be laying out...they get quiet. The camera pans away from JeJo, when it returns Jeff has turned himself around and is rubbing Jordan's foot...Jordan giggles and says that Jeff doesn't like feet...Jeff says "it was a nice gesture"...Jordan eeks and says Jeff always does it so hard...Jeff giggles and says she's not ticklish?...Jordan says "I mean, I am sometimes"...Jeff keeps rubbing... Jordan says she has to brush her teeth, move around and then get back in bed...they continue sleepily talking about getting up...Jordan giggles about how they have cubbies...Jeff shows her how he makes a fort with the stiff blanket...they giggle...Jordan asks if he is serious...Jeff is, he has to, he can't sleep with that light...they say Laura is in a good spot. Jordan leaves to go change her batteries...Jeff laughs how everyone is back to sleep...Jeff gets up and leaves… Jeff is closed on Sundays 10-19-10:26am Jeff is chilling on the hammock. Casey is on the couches talking to him. Jordan comes outside and Casey says "sexy, Charlotte sexy...in the building". She heads to the hammock to talk to Jeff. Jeff says he is closed on Sundays. Casey yells out that he hopes you (Jordan) got your Jeff yesterday because he is closed today. Jeff laughs. Jeff immediately scoots over to give Jordan room to lay down if she wants. Jeff asks her what she's doing. She says nothing. She asks what he is doing...Jeff says he told her, he's being Sunday. She tells him she has something to say and then she's not going to talk about it all day...she tells him that she asked Russell if he was mad at her, she told Russell that when she walks by he doesn't look at her, Russell said the same of her. Jordan feels she is always the one to have to say something. She tells Jeff she told Russell the only thing she said was that she can't trust him. She knows Russell is talking game with Lydia and the others. Jeff says Lydia has gone to their side. Jeff doesn't know how much people like Russell anyways. Jordan says we're the good ones. They know Lydia is playing sides. Jeff says Russell is going to use the veto on Lydia and take her to his side. Jeff says he took Natalie aside and apologized to her on a personal level game aside. He says just as a person it was terrible. Natalie accepted. Jordan feels stupid for talking to Lydia. Jeff says Lydia wants the veto to be safe. Jordan wants Chima to go home. Jeff doesn't even care if Lydia goes home. Jordan doesn't want Jeff to throw the next HOH. Jordan leaves to get in the pool...Jeff says whatever, it's Sunday… Classic Jeff & Jordan banter - egg whites 12:37-12:44pm Jeff & Jordan are outside on the couches. Jeff is sitting and Jordan is laying on her tummy facing the pool...Jeff says it's so hot the candle wax melted. Jeff asks Jordan what she's thinking about? Jordan says she's mad, she's ewww. Jeff asks what ewww is? She's disgusted with everything?...Jordan says she doesn't want to go in there, she doesn't like talking to any of them, they're all stupid and gay...they just think they're cool. Jordan says if Russell uses the veto and she goes up she has a speech, she is going to tell everybody off because she knows she is going home. Jeff says you don't want to burn everybody ykwim?...Jordan says Jeff!...Jeff says what?...Jordan says whatever...Jeff says what?...Jordan says you know I'll go home...Jeff says no, he doesn't, she doesn't know that, she doesn't know what's going to happen...they argue about it being over or not...Jordan says "whatever her name is"...Chima (LOL) has all of them and she doesn't...Jeff says a lot can happen from now until Thursday, don't stress out. Jordan says she wants HOH so bad...Jeff says he could be going too, he says not to burn everybody if she gets put up, don't go crazy on everybody or you're never going to get it...Jeff says are you hearing me or not?...Jordan says "I am...I am father" 😜 Jeff says he feels like they have a pet because there is hair at the bottom of their shoes...Jordan robotically says yeah...Jeff laughs and says yeah...they want the POV ceremony to start... Jordan asks what Jeff was going to fix to eat...Jeff says egg whites with basil, tomato and cheese...Jordan says what are egg whites? egg whites? like egg? Jeff says yeah...Jordan says ewww, gross! like the hard egg?...Jeff says you don't know what egg white omelet is?...Jordan says like an omelet, like an egg & cheese omelet...Jeff says you know what egg whites are? like not the yolk but the white part, the clear part, like the part that turns white when you cook an egg? You gotta be kidding me right now...is this for real...am I still asleep? 😂 Jordan laughs and says I know what you're saying...the soft part of the egg...they laugh...Jeff says what is wrong with you?...Jordan says I know what you're talking about...what Russell always eats...that part...Jeff says I guess if that is what he always eats...Jordan says you know what I'm talking about!...Jeff says I know what I'm talking about...Jordan says not the crusty part of the shell but the soft part...Jeff says not the yellow part the white part!...Jordan says yeah, that's what I'm talking about...Jeff says Holy shit!...Jordan says Egg White. 🤣🤣🤣 Jeff says whatever, I don't even want it.. I'm going to throw it out the window now. Jordan says what else he was going to cook with it...Jeff says tomato, basil & cheese...Jordan says ewww, that sounds disgusting...Jeff says whatever! so are hot dawgs and whatever you put on there...Jordan says oh, shut up, if you try it you'll freakin love it...Jeff says he'll fire it at her head, he cracks up. Jordan says he'll be down another person, he won't have any other friends. Jeff says maybe in two weeks I can fly there and meet you and we can have some hot dawgs with sauerkraut:wink:...or whatever you put on them...cabbage. Jordan says chili, salt, mustard, ketchup. Jordan says they have hot dawg stands on the street corners for at the end of the night (partying). Jeff says do they cover them (the hot dogs) in bacon? Jordan says cover what? Jeff restrains himself and says never mind, keep going...Jordan says what was I saying? Jeff says I don't know...HOT DAWGS! 🌭🌭 Jordan says where are my sunglasses 😎 it's too hot out here. Jeff says Jordan's mind is like all over the place, I can't even talk to you right now...Jordan says why? Jeff says you're crazy...Jordan says she is not crazy she just thinks about different stuff, she has a lot on her mind...Jeff says just focus...Jordan says focus on what? Jeff says just go back to what you were doing, I'm done. They both complain about being sweaty...they can't go inside because they are blackballed. They both say they could have been good but it will just look like they're kissing ass, Jordan can't suck it up and be nice to them...Jeff says they need to suck it up and realize they're going home...they both laugh and Jordan says she will meet Jeff on the other side...Jeff says fo sho. An outside lockdown is called and the others come outside. I want to drown you 3:18-3:24pm Jeff & Jordan are in the pool just chillin'. Jordan is in her pink floatie and Jeff is floating with the beach ball...Braden is there with them sitting by the pool. They are trying to think of how they can keep Braden in the house. Jordan tells the story of how when she was zoning out and Jeff was saying he didn't like when she's like that, that she was actually watching how many times Russell was looking at Jeff...she got to 20 and then stopped counting. Jeff says "come on". Jeff says he's jealous. They go over various annoyances and are just generally ragging on the other side of the house, how Lydia flipped, how everyone in there thinks Jessie is a celebrity and don't they realize they are all on the same show. Really cute moment when they get closer in the pool and Jeff touches his legs to hers and pushes her... Jordan says "you want to drown me now?" Jeff gets a huge smile on his face and says "yeah"... "I want to drown you so bad Jordan" ...HOT!!🔥 They start talking about having fajitas for lunch and then the feeds cut off… Bro'ing out 3:29-3:32pm JeJo & Braden are outside...Jeff and Jordan have been in the pool, Jeff has gotten out and has dried off...Jordan is still in her pink floatie, she asks Jeff to bring her a towel...Jeff asks "this one right here?"...Braden who is there as well says he hasn't used it yet...Jordan says she'll sit out there while they start cooking and then she'll come in...Jeff says "you wanna?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he likes it, take care of this (as he throws down the towel)...Jeff giggles and Jordan says "no"...Jeff says that Braden folded it and showed him up...Jeff & Jordan giggle...Braden says that's how he rolls...Jeff says he feels bad, is Jordan going to use that one?...Jordan, with sass, says "yes Jeff"...Jeff sasses back "cuz this one's a little wet!!"...Jordan says "okay!"...Jeff says "guess what? I'm going to shit in your fajita"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "that was another term of endearment" :) Jeff laughs...Jordan says "what...like?" Jeff says "I'm going to drown you and then shit in your fajita" LOL...Jordan smiles...she says omg, you all are so...Jeff says what is he going to do if Braden leaves? he's leaving too, they'll get a 2 for 1, f**k you guys, he's outta there too, why he is wasting his time? there's no way he's eating oatmeal for a week, he's outta there...Jordan then gets out of the pool and they go inside... Fajita chatting & jokes 4:49-5:04pm The feeds switch to JeJo who are in the kitchen geting ready to eat fajitas, Jordan is putting the fajita meat onto her plate...Braden walks into the kitchen...Jeff puts his fajita meat on his plate... Jordan says her and her friend always split fajitas when they go to Mexican restaurants...Braden says because there are always so much...Jordan says their so good...Jeff says he used to go to the beach with his brother and afterwards get fajitas at this place, there was so much, they'd have beers and go to tiz-own...Braden asks if his brother is older?...Jeff says he has a brother 5 yrs older than him, another one 7 yrs older, he's the baby...Jordan loves N&M's :) Jordan tells Jeff she was venting in the DR...Jeff thought she was in the bedroom, it kind of feels good huh?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "talking shit about everybody?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they giggle...Jeff says he has some shit he wants to pull too...Jeff mumbles about Lydia being a fu**ing rat...Braden says it's funny how now that everything's been said and done they're not in Jessie's room...Jeff says oh but remember know one knew what was going on...Braden says nothing happened, they're not even on the show, they share a laugh LOL they mumble some more... Jordan says they all cuss like sailors...Braden says he has a trucker mouth...Jeff sits near Jordan to eat...Jeff says this is bomb diggity...Jordan says it was a good idea...Jordan asks what are these long pine-needle looking things? Jeff says rosemary...Jeff and Braden laugh...Jeff, in a southern drawl, says "you don't like 'em"...Jordan doesn't like how he said that LOL she says his voice sounded weird, what did he do?...Jeff says he talked like her...Jordan asks why his voice got deeper?...Jeff says he's trying to talk southern...Jordan asks to do it again and he does...Jordan, teasing Jeff, says she likes his voice better that way than how it is now...Jeff says "that's nice, I like you with a hood over your head" :P he continues saying he likes her better with a mask on and a piece of tape over her mouth...Jordan says drowning her...Jeff says yeah with a sack full of weights in the middle of the ocean LOL he must REALLY love her then! ;) they laugh... Jordan says she needs more Gatorade...Braden asks her which flavor?...Jordan says any flavor...Braden says that isn't helping him...Jeff says "red" ;) Jordan repeats she likes Jeff's voice better deeper...Jeff gives her a look and says they've already established that...Jordan says she's letting him know again it's like the you know thing... Braden says something goofy while walking outside to get the Gatorade and Jeff says he's like a little kid...Jordan says he cannot leave...Jeff agrees, they're f**ked if he does, oh well...Braden calls Jordan Sizzle Chest...Jordan calls Braden Gucci Man...they share the last of the Gatorade...Jeff says the potatoes are good...Jordan ate all of hers...Braden says "God bless you guys" and then says something funny about ambiance LOL Jordan says she told BB that they can't let him leave because he has nowhere to live, he lost his apartment...Braden says he gave it up, it wasn't the smartest choice, there's more in the future for him... They talk about Jessie and game...Braden asks about the rosemary...Jordan says they look like pine needles, something you'd see on a Christmas tree, you know?...Jordan says there are different types of pine needles, green and brown, she smiles...Jeff asks Jordan if she sells Christmas trees?...Braden says she's Santa's helper? LOL Jeff says that Braden missed a couple more "Laura's" earlier...Braden asks if they were about herself?...Jeff says yeah, that's all she talks about herself...Braden says that Laura said she'd do Playboy if they came up to her and offered it...Jordan says she'd do Playboy Braden says yeah?...Jordan says she so would...Jordan says she loves the girls on that show...Braden says Hef doesn't like girls with big ole fake tits like that LOL! ...Jeff asks if she would be Hugh Hefner's girlfriend?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she'd have to suck his dick Jordan says "don't be so plain" (huh?)...Jeff repeats...Braden says it's true...Jeff asks "would you do it?"...Jordan backs off her yes answer, she says there might be different types of Playboy (umm no) ...Jeff says yeah one sucks dick and the other one doesn't get anything...Braden says one of them's a cyber girl like Laura's friend who makes $100 and no exposure zing! Jeff says "and she still sucks dick"... Jeff calls Jordan a little homewrecker...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says she'd suck his dick, he's 100 years old...Jordan says she never said she would...Jeff says Jordan would sell out for money...Jeff asks if she would let someone bang her for $1000?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks $10000?...Jordan says no...Jeff says liar!...Jordan swears to God, she's been with one person...Jeff says she'd suck a 90 year old man's balls...Jordan says she didn't say she would! she said she'd just be in Playboy...Jeff says to do that she'd have to do other things...Jordan says "not necessarily"...Jeff says yes, necessarily. They talk about Kim Kardashian and playboy/porno...Jordan says she didn't have to do it and did Playboy...Jeff says she was famous already...Braden says she got 100 grand, was she totally naked?...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says who cares? she's got a porno out...Braden says he never saw it, was that with her boyfriend?...Jeff says yeah, it was good...Braden asks the football player?...Jordan says at the time it was RayJ...Jeff says he's a singer, Moesha's sister...Jeff says now she's with Reggie Bush...Jordan says he's hot...Braden says he's gnarly, serious...they talk about football players...Jordan thinks athletes dress good...Jeff says they have a billion dollars to get tailored suits, they travel in suits. They complement the fajitas, they're amazing...Jeff says he's a bomb cook...Jordan with one last dig says next time to leave out the pine needles...Braden gives them flavor...Jordan disagrees...Jeff says he told Braden that Jordan would complain about them...Jordan says she'll eat anything but...Jeff tells her the fajitas were pork chops...Jordan is surprised...Jeff says he didn't want to tell her because Jordan would say "that's gross, I want a hot dawg” JJ & B laughs in the SS room 5:33-5:40pm Feeds switch to the SS room where JeJo are in Jordan's bed and Braden is feeding Jordan some vitamin drops on her tongue LOL Jeff says it's like feeding a little bird...Braden says she is a little bird...Braden says she is a little bird...Jordan asks if it will make her sleepy?...Braden says no, it will make her freak out and turn green LOL Jeff doesn't look impressed with Jordan saying she just takes stuff not even knowing what it is...Braden says it's melatonin...Jeff says he bets Jordan does drugs like that, she'll just take something and go ok!...Jordan ignores and asks what melatonin is?...Braden says it's a natural herb thing that relaxes you and makes you sleepy... Braden says something nonsensical again and Jeff tells him to stop, he's had the giggles all day and Jordan giggles :) Braden says "it's better than weeping around with your head down, knowing you're the biggest imbecile in the fu**ing world"...Jeff CRACKS UP! Jeff says he swears he laughs at everything, it doesn't even make sense...Braden says it makes complete sense...Braden says he'll make history for being the first guy out that shouldn't have been out, he's going to take a dump on Jessie, on his face, Dumpee McGee :) Jeff laughs again remembering how Braden reacted to being vetoed...Braden says he said "great, now I'm on the veto" LOL Jeff cracks up about Braden being in the green chair...Braden says "now I'm sitting in the green chair, sweet, what the f**k does that mean?"...Jeff is killing himself laughing, Jordan is laughing too about how Braden was so clueless about the veto...Jeff says when he tells people about this they won't think it's so funny, they won't get it but it's so funny...Jeff continues laughing about the whole thing, he finally calms down...Braden non-chalantly says "who would've thunk it" Braden says he can at least give them his strategy that he mapped out so well LOL and hopefully they can make it to the end...Jeff doesn't even know how he'll make it through next week...Jordan says she's going to be the next one out...Braden starts making no sense again but he tells them that they are definitely going to get HOH, just don't give up...Jeff wishes they could shut the lights off, he's tired, at least dim them...Jordan giggles...Braden says to turn them down, their hospital lights...Jeff feels like he's in the microwave LOL Braden says flourescents are the worst for your eyes too. Braden thanks JeJo saying they're amazing, he wishes it was just them 3, they'd be having champagne...and fajitas all day LOL! Braden says the fajitas were amazing, he rubbed it in the others' faces...Jeff says everything he's rocked in here has been good, the food is good in there, the people not so much...Jeff says he feels weird in the room, it's giving him the heebiejeebies because of Lydia, he's out of there, he leaves… Jordan's the cutest thing 11:18pm Jeff and Braden are playing pool. Jordan is on the couches telling a story to the other houseguests. No cameras are on Jordan, so you don't get the whole story, but at one point, Braden blurts out "Jordan's the cutest thing". Jeff smiles big and nods. Quick but sweet moment.

July 10 HG's Modeling Contest 12:17 AM - 12:32 AM Casey is the DJ while Jeff looks on from the pool table. Braden is up first...Casey says "Braden is a world class power baller...or a world class power nutter......if he wins today he's going to spend all the money on hair products" Laura is up next in her bikini......and proud of it...Casey says "you can find her at www.twitter.com/these are enormous" 🤣 Jordan models her pink lingerie and lifts up her teddy to reveal her cute butt, while Jeff smiles like a cheshire cat in the background and claps in approval 😁...Casey says "She is a Charlotte, she's got a hornet in her pants....describes herself as sassy, pinky and a blond bombshell, in three words she says OMG, she likes her men in backwards baseball caps" (aka Jeff) A little bit later once Ronnie, Michele, Chima, Lydia, Russell & Jessie go, Jeff has his turn at modeling after mildly protesting that he's not taking off his shirt because of not being buff enough like Russell & Jessie, lol...Jeff prances forward and turns his baseball cap backwards (since Jordan likes that, lol), Jeff turns around to show his little butt and he rubs his nipple to turn the girls on. Casey says "he does radio marketing ladies, who wants to sign up for that station? I know I do, don't get mad" LOL The way Jeff looks at you 12:46-12:57am Lydia & Jordan are cuddling on the lounger outside. Jeff is playing pool. Lydia is going over who they can and cannot trust. Lydia doesn't trust Lydia, Natalie either...Jordan giggles...Lydia says to not say anything just smile...Jordan says she doesn't trust Russell...they make a pact that they're here to the end ...they say they trust each other and would never put each other up, they pinky swear on it. (how'd that work out for ya? LOL) Jordan says "Jeffro...we can trust Jeff"...Lydia says she knows they can trust Jeff, Lydia calls Jeff over there...Jeff says to hold on so he can finish his ass kicking (of Braden in pool)...Jordan looks up at Jeff giggling and says "you wanna sleep with us tonight?"...Jeff says "in...with the snorers?"...Jordan says "well, yeah, she's leaving me tonight", Jordan giggles...Jeff says "where's she going?"...Lydia & Jordan get goofy and say they are "together"...Jeff is lost and says "what's goin' on?" and continues playing pool. Lydia whispers to Jordan to not say anything (about her plan to sleep up in the HOH) while Jordan says she'll make Jeff sleep with her today...Lydia whispers the plan to Jordan...Jeff says again "what are you doing?"...Jordan says they have a plan but want to tell him when he's finished...Jeff taps Jordan on the forehead and Jordan says "I love how your big weinie is in my face" ...they laugh and Jeff says "no, it's not"...Jordan explains when he was walking forward towards her it looked like it was coming at her. Lydia proceeds to explain to Jordan why she's falling for Jessie, she never expected to "like, like" him but there's something really sweet about him, she then tells Jordan she's the only one she can talk to, she loves Kevin but Jordan is a girl and "gets it"...Lydia wonders how Jessie is as a kisser...Jordan says then do it! she will give them alone time upstairs...Lydia & Jordan go over the plan and how it will go down. Jordan reiterates there's only so many people she can trust, they go over the upcoming POV and Lydia says she's going to win and then they discuss scenarios, Lydia says she will lose it if Jordan leaves because she's her best friend in the house, they need to stick together, people are going to target them because they're blond, that's so stupid but they're just cuter & prettier and one of them has amazing boobs and the other little boobs but whatever. They go over who they would prefer to get out first, Jordan is worried Jessie will put her up again, Lydia bashes Natalie a little for having a crush on Jessie...Jordan just giggles...Lydia says she really likes Jessie...Jordan says she should try and seduce him...Lydia says shhhh, only she knows about Jessie but she thinks Jessie knows she likes him...Jordan thought that Lydia was only a pawn though...Lydia talks in circles about Jessie, they have a bit more game talk and talk about who would want the other out. Jordan says she knows Jeff wouldn't want her out because he told her that if she was gone he would be sad...Lydia says "I think Jeff has a crush on you"...Jordan says "I don't think he does"...Lydia says "yes he does, are you kidding me? the way he looks at you Jordan, he's like...he looks like he gets all smiley like a little kid, it's really sweet"😍 ..Jordan whispers that she doesn't think he does...Lydia says "Jeff is like, he's a sexy guy, you should totally do that...hello?" Jordan giggles...Lydia says "you know what I'm sayin'?" OK 1:04am Jeff, Jordan, and Lydia are chatting in the bathroom. Lydia and a giggly Jordan tell Jeff, who is brushing his teeth, their plan to cuddle with Jessie and says that Jordan is going to cuddle with Jeff and they'll all wake up early and get back to their own beds before anybody knows what's going on. Jeff: Ok.... <----In a really cute twist my arm sort of way and his facial expression is priceless It's a cute exchange Flirting over hot dogs 1:29-1:37am Jordan & Ronnie are whispering in the kitchen. Jeff comes in and Jordan tells him she ate the rest of his stuff (that he made)...Jeff asks if it was good? Jordan says no, it sucked...Jeff says yeah, right. Jordan asks him what he thinks Jeffro? Jordan says she is going to have the worst stomach ache, she had this, a shake, wine, apple juice, 2 hot dawgs, chips, chocolate chip cookies...Ronnie interrupts saying he's craving 3 hot dogs and crinkle cut fries...Jeff says hot dawgs...Jeff says he loves the way they say "hot dawgs" J&J smile/flirt... Ronnie & Casey ramble on about food & dieting while Jeff tells Jordan a cute story, it's like R&C aren't even there. He tells her that his little niece Macey can barely talk but everytime Jeff is over there, he tells his sister-in-law to make some hot dogs and Macey doesn't talk, she's real quiet but she'll softly say hot dog. They both smile. Jordan says how do you think I feel, I eat all day here and you eat healthy...Casey says that is your choice...Jeff says what did you eat for dinner. Jordan says 2 hot dogs. They laugh...Jordan says you can't help it though...Casey says you can...Jordan says no! hot dogs or salad? J&J say hot dogs! Hamburger or salad? Jordan says hamburger...she wants something good that is going to fill her up...Jeff says you do eat everything...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says she's a junk food junkie... Jessie comes inside and slaps Jordan on the butt and says it goes all right here...then they joke about Jordan's butt being her "money maker" Jeff says his back hurts...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what? Jordan says nothing, I'm waiting, God...Jeff says did you say I looked tan? Jordan says no, I look too tan now...Jeff says you look good, healthy. Jeff says why don't I look tan? Jordan laughs. Jordan says are you ready for bed so I can rub it or you got other stuff to do? Jeff says he's ready, you want to go to bed? Jordan says she's not saying that, she's saying if you're already ready so if we do that she can talk to him instead of saying I gotta go do this or that...Jordan tells Jeff she is working out tomorrow...she says she doesn't like working out...Jeff works out in the morning because then you're done with it...Jeff asks what he has to do tomorrow...Jordan sarcastically says you gotta go here and you gotta go there...Jeff means what kind of workout he's doing. Laura comes in and talk turns to Jeff's ear piercing...he says every time he puts something in there, it will go through but it always gets infected...Laura says her belly button is pierced but she hasn't worn anything in it in a really long time...he asks Laura if something will still go through it...Jeff says don't it, it will get infected...Jordan says no it won't...Jeff says his will get swollen...Jordan says you have to keep the earring in...Jeff says he doesn't want to, even if it's just a joke for a little bit...Jordan makes fun of the way he says 'joke'...Jeff says don't try to do it (put something in it)...he doesn't want an ear infection. HG's are in and out...Jordan comes around to Jeff's side of the counter, they flirt about needing shorts and socks and then they go off feeds... 3 minute back rub in the GR 2:08-2:12am Jeff, Jordan, Lydia & Laura are in the GR. Jordan offers to rub Jeff's back. Jeff says "you going to rub it?" Jordan says how else would I do it? Jeff is sitting on the floor and Jordan tells him to lean up, get up there (the bed) GAH! Jordan helps Jeff up and Jeff tells her to not get f**king crabby. Jeff lays down and Jordan lifts up his shirt and starts rubbing. They talk about sleeping arrangements and how Lydia was mad before (something to do with Jessie being weird). Jeff says he might sleep in Lydia's bed but as soon as he hears a snore he is outta there. He says he's keeping it real Jordan, see ya tomorrow. Jeff asks if Jordan is being serious because this is a serious problem...Jordan asks what's the serious problem...Jeff says his back...Jordan says in a raised voice "what about it? how am I not being serious"..Jeff says finally Jordan is crabby...Jordan says she is getting sleepy...Jeff says she is not sleepy, she's going to giggle for another 4 hours...Jordan says you just make me giggle. Jordan keeps moving her fingers...errr, massaging, lol and Jeff asks Lydia if she's really going up there (HOH)? Lydia says it's a big bed, she's going to keep trying. Things get quiet and Jordan tells Jeff she is going to bed, she leaves... Laughs over Braden in the SS room 12:17-12:22pm The feeds come back on just before the 12:18pm mark...Jordan, Jeff & Casey are in the SS room...Jordan is laying in the double bed, Casey and Jeff are shirtless (?) LOL...they are chatting...Jeff says he has to shave his (he looks down at his chest)...Jordan looks at Jeff...Jordan laughs at how Braden's cream is all laid out...Casey says it's the Braden shrine...Jeff says "look at this place, he came in here and just took over"...Jordan looks sweetly at Jeff and giggles over the comedy that is Braden... Jordan says he's so different...Jeff says "dude, he's awesome though"...Jeff says he wants to hang out with him...Jordan sits up saying sometimes she just wants to know who his friends are...Jeff says he's probably a loner with groups of friends all over the place...Jordan says "that he would randomly call" they laugh about how this and Casey says Braden would say "dude, what's up? you like ravioli's?"...they crack up...Jeff says he would say "dude, I got this new recipe for turtles, we're gonna eat it tonight, you wanna come over?" They continue to talk about Braden, Jordan wonders if he did drugs?...Casey wonders if it's an act...Jeff doesn't think so, he's just like that, he's pretty sincere...Jordan agrees saying he will do stuff for you, he's really sweet. They talk about how they have to wash their dirty clothes...Jeff says he feels like he does laundry at home all the time, he works out and accumulates so much laundry plus add work clothes plus going out clothes, that's 3 changes, 5 days a week, do the math, it's a lot of clothes. Jordan laughs at Braden's jacket and then says that his luggage is from like the 70's...Jeff says he's one of a kind...Jordan laughs...Jeff sits on the slide...Jordan says it feels good in there...Jeff says at night it warms up does it not?...Casey says he was just happy to sleep a little more last night but he won't sleep for 2 days if he's nominated. Jordan starts talking about how she never would have guessed from how Casey looked that he would be the type that gets nervous or scared wanting to throw up or take a poop...Jeff laughs recounting what Casey said during the nomination ceremony...Jordan says she can't picture it because Casey's so funny and if mad at someone would let them know in a minute, she can't picture him saying he has to take a dump because his stomach hurts or throw up...Jeff looks at Jordan adoringly as she says this... Casey says it was the nerves because his key was last...Jeff laughs saying he doesn't know how he felt but he'll feel it soon...Jordan says "yeah, me too"...Jeff says he feels smelly...Jeff leaves saying he has to rinse off and change... Initial cuteness in the SS room 12:39-12:52pm The feeds to switch to the SS room just after the 12:39pm mark...Jeff has returned and is laying in bed with Jordan...the flirting and cuteness is on Jeff is finishing commenting on how he's the biggest loser in there (with the other HG's)...she notices it? He says she does notice it, he'll go up to them and say hey, what's up? and they'll be like hey, what's up dork? and he'll be like see ya later...Jordan giggles saying she sees it and Jeff laughs like a 12 year old boy crushing on a girl Jordan gets called out by BB to move her mic...she places it on her pillow...Jordan says "you get shot down"...Jeff says he does...Jordan says she probably does too...Jeff says people already got their cliques...Jordan says she knew that the first day...Jeff says he can see people already telling him one thing and doing another... Jeff says "you know what I mean?" Jordan says "what do you mean?" <---I find this so funny because obviously Jeff started saying "you know what I mean" so much because initially when he would say that Jordan would say "what do you mean?" so then Jeff wasn't sure Jordan was getting what he meant so he had to keep saying it to be sure. LOLOL Jeff says he tried to talk to Russell about not talking to their team at all, Russell said he didn't talk to them much either and in his head Jeff was thinking that Russell works out with Jessie everyday and eats every meal with him...Jordan says he's riding the fence...Jeff says he knows, Russell was saying he never really talks to Jessie and in his head he was thinking why was Russell getting all defensive saying he never goes up to the HOH?...Jeff says he approached Jessie about not talking to the team and Jessie said the 3 of them are always up there talking, how come Jeff isn't talking?...Jeff says Russell said they don't talk but he knows he's lying, so whatever...Jordan says he's going back and forth...Jeff says it sucks because he thought Russell was someone he could be cool with in the house and trust...Jordan says he asks her things. There's a knock at the door...Jeff says yo! come on Case...as Casey walks in Jeff says "so cute bro" :)...Casey says "make sure you guys have clothes on..." Jeff says "oh man, you know how we are, we're just scheming"...Casey says "make sure you're not scheming, you know, I'll give you time, I respect your scheme"...Jeff says he likes that...Casey says he's trying to be a nice guy, he hopes it doesn't hurt you in here, only place in life it might hurt you...Jeff and Jordan think the same thing...the laugh about how it's a cop out to say you respect someone as a player so you have to put them up. Jordan, playing the game SOOO early, asks Casey who he would put up if he was HOH? Jeff says "wow, that's a jab"...Casey says "way to ease into it there"...Jeff says that's a tough question...Casey says Chima is an easy one and then he doesn't really know...Jordan says at first she thought Casey might put her up because he didn't like her...Casey wonders why she thought that...Jordan doesn't know...Casey says she doesn't need to worry, he's not HOH...Jordan can't wait until the next HOH comp...they talk about what it might be and how the next few weeks might transpire. Jeff says if he wins the veto, he's not using it, Lydia is safe and Chima doesn't want to be there...Braden walks in the room and they keep talking game...Lydia walks in to get some clothes and starts to walk out...Jeff sits up telling Lydia she can lay down near Jordan...Lydia doesn't want to, she leaves...Jeff almost gets up but Jordan says she's not finished with him...Jeff asks Jordan if she's hungry?...Jordan says no, she ate cereal just now...Jeff says he's going to make a bomb spinach salad and whip it against the glass...they laugh... Casey says he doesn't remember the last time he used a brush...Jeff says him too, he says Braden has great hair, it does everything...Jordan just keeps giggling...Jeff says he can't even put his back...Braden says "a little Alfalfa?"...Jeff says he has a little Alfalfa going on, he thinks he'll be alright in the balding department, he's got the grey department working though, it's one or the other, he'd rather be salt & pepper...Casey says yeah!...Casey says the only thing worse than getting old is not getting old...Jeff likes that saying...they talk about music, what music they asked for if HOH...Jeff says he loves the Linkin Park/Jay-Z collaboration...Casey puts on the red afro and they banter about that and a few other things, Braden leaves and then Ronnie walks in talking about losing weight and the fun breaks up... Jordan's fly by affection 1:37pm Jeff is sitting in the kitchen eating a salad. Jordan does a cute fly by of Jeff's hair and face while walking past him. Jordan gives Jeff a back massage 1:59-2:17pm Jeff is laying down in the GR with Lydia. Jordan comes in, sits on Jeff's butt to get ready to massage him...Jeff says f**k yeah...she starts massaging...Jeff says Jordan is so quiet why doesn't she giggle or something...feeds cut out...they return 6 minutes later, Braden is in the room...Jordan is saying she likes Brody Jenner, they talk about Brody & the Kardashians...Jordan says she loves Bruce, Jeff says he's awesome, he's like an American hero because he was in the Olympics, track & field, now he's a motivational speaker. Jordan likes Brody, Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum...Jordan asks if Jeff is ticklish, he says sometimes... Jordan says what if your last name was Buttcheeks? They say there's a Butkis...Jordan says Fred Butkis. LOL They say his name was Dick Butkis...the best name ever and he was a badass dude, he'll kill you...Jeff says he saw him on a plane once and his fingers looked like a pack of sausages. LMAO Jordan says there really is a Dick Butkis? They tell her he's a famous football player...for the Bears. Jordan wonders if that was a joke when his parents called him that...they says it's short for Richard Butkis. Feeds cut out again... They laugh about the name Dick and then Jeff says what if Tom was short for c***sucker...that's a little extreme but...Jeff cracks up! Jeff said it made no sense. Jeff says it's Braden's fault and he's also zoning out. Jordan asks if what she's doing didn't tickle...Jeff says not really, a little bit. She giggles. Jordan starts punching his back, Jeff says she can do it harder...Jeff says he used to do this with his Ma...draw a picture on his back and he'll guess what it is...Jordan starts spelling a word...Braden says can you spell? Feeds cut out and come back...now Lydia is rubbing Jeff's hair too, Jeff says that is how he falls asleep, hair rubbing or back scratching. They talk about the upcoming competition. Braden says he'll cut his hair, get some grey hair and will be Jeff in the comp. Jordan laughs and Jeff says why you always have to laugh at me not just with me? She stops massaging and says she is going to bed, she has said that 10X today...Jeff says she makes him want to nap by scratching his back...Jeff says his Ma would scratch his back to settle him down and now that is what he does... They decide to go lay in the SS room, Jordan says she's tired and going to bed, she lays down on Jeff's back briefly and then pinches his butt and gets off of him to go to the SS room. Jeff says thank you. Jeff's going to ban Jordan ;-) 2:40-2:43pm Feeds switch to the SS room just before the 2:40pm mark...Jordan is laying on the rafts almost entirely off camera, Jeff is laying in the far bed, Braden is laying on the double bed...Braden laughs about how Jeff is going to try & work out with the other athletes...Jeff says he's going to try and if he still gets the "Heisman" it's over, he's going to throw every competition, they don't like each other so let the other cliques win and put them up...Braden says "bam!"...Jeff laughs saying he's being pretty ballsy, that was a lot of big talk, he hopes BB got that and then they're going to edit it like he's really tough...he laughs. Jeff says if they keep segregating themselves as three instead of four, keep winning comps and he will ride their coattails until the end...Braden mumbles something that makes no sense ...Jeff (to get a rise out of a semi-sleeping Jordan) says "so happy that bitch Jordan left" he smiles and giggles...cut to Jordan who lets him know how she feels LOL Braden says "oh the finger!"...Jeff says "are you cozy down there J-Dog?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says he's jealous of her because she her bed is 10x better than his, just be jealous...Braden says he's jealous, no wait, that's his bed...Jordan asks Braden if he wants to come lay down?...he answers "no"...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff answers "absolutely not, I got the big bed"...Jordan says she's talking to Braden...Jeff says he was speaking for him...Jordan says "oh"...Braden says "thank you". Jeff says "f**k, sometimes your attitude, I don't like it, I'm going to ban you for a whole day from me"...Jordan says "you couldn't do that"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "no, you couldn't, try"...Jeff says "fine, go kiss ass what are you going to do? go upstairs and work out at night with everybody?"...Jordan says "Jeff! quit being so mean to me"...Jeff says "f**k that, it's game time"...Jordan says "you butthole"...Jeff says "you start with the little comments"...Braden says "the finger, the finger was up"...Jordan says "shut up!"...Braden says wow LOL Jeff sits up saying he was halfway sleeping, his naps only last 6 minutes in there...Jordan giggles and says "that's how it works in the Big Brother house"...Jeff decides he wants some fruit, he gets up and leaves saying he's going to get a peach... J-Dog...you getting some good sleepies? 3:25-3:27pm Jeff & Braden seemingly clear out the RR LOL and go back in the SS room...Jeff walks in first, camera stays on Braden who is looking at Jeff's suspenders (?) but audio is heard of Jeff saying to Jordan who is still napping on the rafts "J-Dog...you getting some good sleepies?" Jordan says "no"...Braden walks in and the cams switch to the room...Jeff says "what are you doing? what are you dreaming about?"... Braden says she left her sticker on his bed, it's cute, she's claiming his shit...Jeff laughs...Jeff says him and Braden are clearing out every room, every room they evacuate...Braden says every room he goes in, people just leave right away...Jeff cracks up!!...Braden says "I'm like f**k, everyone hates me and I'm the nicest cleanest person in the house, that's great" LOL Jeff says he's going to get the same poison so don't worry...Braden says it's his pheromones or something, he doesn't know...Jeff keeps laughing! Braden lays down near Jordan and Jordan says "I didn't do anything" (??)...Lydia walks in and sits on the double bed...Jeff says he's going to lay over beside her and he does...Lydia starts up with her why is everyone so negative/feel sorry for me spiel... Jeff loves real people...like Jordan :) 3:44-3:47pm Jeff, Jordan, Casey, Lydia & Braden are in the SS room still chatting...Jordan & Braden are on the rafts, Lydia & Jeff are in the double bed, Casey is sitting on his bed...talk turns to how Braden just blurts things out off the top of his head...Casey says it's like "stream of conciousness"...Jeff laughs and says "what if you could like hook them up to a computer and see what's on their minds, what they're thinking, them two (Braden & Jordan) laying in bed right there?"...Casey says the computer would shut down, like a virus...Jeff says it would be wild, it'd start smoking...Braden says the whole place catches on fire...Jeff says too many things would run through the computer...Casey says "error"... Jeff says "you and Jordan both have the same, you say whatever, I love it, say whatever's on your mind...I love that, real people, you know what I mean?" Lydia says "I know what you mean, jelly bean"...Jeff says "can't get better..." Lydia interrupts saying Jeff doesn't like frenemies...Jeff says he doesn't and he doesn't like putting on a happy face but you kind of have to, if he keeps getting the cold shoulder he's going to have to say something...they start laughing about how Jeff is on the same team as them, they have no choice, can they work together here? More joking around and then Jeff says "dude, Jordan is going to be up all night"...Jordan says she's so tired...Braden says more random nonsensical stuff which makes Jeff crack up...Jeff says he has the giggles Lydia leaves saying she's going to get the dictionary from the others...Jordan mumbles "Jeff are they really ignoring y'all?"...Jeff says "kind of"...Jordan says "what about Russell?"...Jeff says Russell isn't talking to them at all, he's being social but he hasn't talked to Russell at all, he flipped to the dark side...Jordan says she thinks so and starts to explain but the feeds switch to the HOH room... How JeJo became BFF 3:48-4:01pm Feeds go back to the SS room with Lydia returning with the dictionary...Lydia comes in talking about how someone was asking her if she was okay (because of her attitude)...Jordan all of a sudden grouchily complains "why'd you have to wake me up? I was sleeping so graceful" LOL Jeff laughs saying it was because there was no where else in the house him & Braden could go, they tried every room...Jeff jokes saying they even took a shower together and someone was in there saying "hurry up"...Braden continues saying "you guys can't be in there, it's not your room, you guys are in the pool room, that's it"...Jordan asks who was asking Lydia talking about?...Lydia says it was Ronnie...the others say Ronnie is alright, Jeff says they need to swing him around to their side...Jordan says he is on their side...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan asks why?...Braden says he is neutral, he'll do whatever anyone tells him to stay in the game, Jeff agrees...Jordan says "well then you better bring little Ronno in here"...Braden says eventually...Jordan says she doesn't want a swinger... Jeff says Jordan has to start pulling her end...Braden says she has to start weighing down the fort, with her new ta-ta's, work that shit, stick them in his face LOL...Jordan says she is...Braden says she's just sleeping, staying up all night and talking shizzle...Jordan says she doesn't talk shit...Braden says not shit, shizzle Jeff says "then, you're always pushing me away, wait til I go to the other side too"...Jordan says "you won't vote me out"...Jeff says "yeah you're outta here, on your ass!"...Jordan says "if you vote me out I won't ever talk to you again"...Jeff says "tsk, whatever"...Braden says it's $500,000...Jeff says it's because she didn't want to talk to him and then he will say so now you want to talk to me outside the house?...Jordan says everybody is asking her questions...Jeff says he would say what does it look like? they are around them together, it's the same shit...Jordan says "we're just like laughing, we became BFF because we started sharing a room together" Jeff says "yeah remember when all you guys pretty much told us to go f**k ourselves right when we walked into the house, that's how we became friends, cuz I was part of the loser crew"...Lydia starts reading about her name from the dictionary...Jeff is confused LOL...they tell Lydia to look up debauchery (that would have beaten shotgun )...Jordan wants to go back to sleep...Braden says she wasn't sleeping, she was waiting for some booty shaking...Jeff laughs...Ronnie walks in and hugs Lydia saying he was wondering what happened because of Lydia...Ronnie informs them his nickname is rjrobot because is name is Ronald Jason, he shows his robotic dance moves...Jeff says Ronnie has some good jokes, he's quick. Jordan asks Ronnie why people are ignoring Jeff (& Braden) but Jeff doesn't want to make a big deal of it in front of Ronnie so he brushes it off...Jordan asks Ronnie if anyone has said anything?...Jeff asks Ronnie if he feels that the house is divided?...Ronnie says yes, he feels like it's night & day right after the ceremony, it will get more real if the veto goes sour for people...they laugh about how Chima will lose her shit if she doesn't win the veto with how her attitude was already after the HN comp...Jordan asks Ronnie again if anyone has said anything?...Ronnie says no, people just don't want to commit. Jordan says that she told Jeff that the reason people don't like him is because they think we...Jeff says "that's not why, why do you think that has to do with everything?"...Jordan says "they think we have a showmance"...Jeff holds back a smile and says "why do you think that matters?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff just looks at her... Braden says "how about me, you've got your name above my bed" LOL Ronnie notices they took the towels down...Braden says he did, he doesn't care, they were in his zone...Jeff says that was a good decorative thing though Casey walks in, sits on the slide and talk turns to weird words in the dictionary, some college football talk & turtles. Jeff rubs Jordan's feet for the first time 4:01 PM-4:10pm Jordan is laying down on the twin bed in the far corner of the SS room. Jeff is laying on the double bed next to Lydia. At 4:01pm Jeff says he is going to take a 3 minute nap then someone is going to call him. Jordan says to Jeff to rub her feet then since she rubbed his back. He says he would if she was over there. Lydia and Ronnie talk about upcoming veto comp and it's hard to hear the convo between Jeff & Jordan... Just before 4:03pm Jordan gets up, puts on her mic and heads over to Jeff. Jeff asks her if she is coming over for a foot rub. She sets her foot on the bed. Jeff scoots over...Jeff tells her she has to keep her socks on and Jordan asks why? (no answer). Jordan lays down with him (head to foot). He asks her if she is cozy, he then lefts her leg up and puts his foot in her face, then bends his knee and takes his foot away. He rubs her foot for a little while and asks too hard? Jordan then turns and takes the sock off the other foot while Jeff says nooo. Jordan sits up and the rest of the convo is very hard to hear but it's mostly cute bickering and giggling about her feet and the rubbing... He rubs her feet until he is called to the DR. The Toe Job convo 6:15-6:24pm Jeff is laying down on the back part of the LR couch, Jordan is nearby and lays down as well...Jordan tickles Jeff's foot to get his attention...Jeff wonders what she used...Jordan says it was her finger...Jeff says it was? do it again :PJordan plays a little with his foot and Jeff says could you write something?...Jordan giggles and asks if it felt like she wrote something? Jeff says it seemed like a "K"...they banter a little about who needs to finish each other's massages...Jordan says to Jeff "don't try to get out of it"...Jeff doesn't because he wants the back massage. Jordan says she can't sleep now...Jeff puts his foot near her mouth and giggles, Jordan ughs...Jeff says he knows because she took her naperoo...Jordan says she did, it was a long one and it felt good...Jeff says he was falling asleep a little bit when she was tickling his foot, like when you're half asleep and you can kind of hear what's going on...Jordan says when you're like in the zone?...Jeff says yeah, that's how he was. Jordan says she's bored...Jeff says "whaddya wanna do?"...Jordan says they can't go outside...Jeff asks her what she wants to do that they can do?...Jordan doesn't know but since she ate she could probably fall asleep...Jordan tells Jeff she has her bleaching stuff in...Jeff says right now?...Jordan shows him her pearly whites...Jeff says you can barely see that thing...Jordan shows him, Jeff says to leave it and not take it off...Jordan says she's not going to take it out, they bicker a little about that...Jordan says it's burning her gums. Jordan looks around the room and says she better start observing some stuff...Jeff says he has been...Jordan giggles about Jeff maybe counting the flowers...Jeff says no but there's 23 limes in there..Jordan asks where?...Jeff signals where...Jordan says "you counted how many apples?"...Jeff says 10...Jordan giggles and asks how many oranges?...Jeff says 5...they go over how many and Jordan says it's ok, just as long as Jeff is HOH she'll be ok...Jeff says "you think so"...Jordan says "you do, I'll kill you"...they both laugh...Jeff says "it's a THREAT! I don't feel safe in this house" Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he knows and to shut up. Jordan then says she will cut him...in his sleep, lol...Jeff says he can't sleep as it is, he'll see it coming...Jeff smiles at Jordan so sweetly...Jordan says maybe she'll dress up as a ghost and come and get him...Jeff says maybe he won't see hear her coming because of the snoring but he'll be able to see...Jordan laughs and says he probably would because right before she stabbed him she would laugh or start goofing off, that would be bad, you know? Jordan starts touching Jeff's toes and Jeff says she would laugh before she kills him? Jeff then says "you like feet huh?"...Jordan says he needs to file his toes, she doesn't have a foot fetish but she doesn't mind feet, if they're ugly she doesn't like him...Jeff says he has ok feet for a guy...Jordan says yeah and then says she might have gotten her spit on his big toe ...Jordan points out that Jeff's second toe is kinda weird looking (the camera zooms in, lol)...Jeff says "well, I can't control what they look like"...they laugh...Jeff says "they just do"...Jordan says "your second toe is like skinny and then it gets really fat"...Jeff laughs and says he's heard that, he laughs more saying it's so funny, he can't believe she noticed that...Jordan then describes each toe in detail ending with "pinky toe"...Jeff laughs again while Jordan cracks up...Jeff brings his other foot over while Jordan looks at it and he says "it probably looks the same as the other ones" Jordan cracks up again, she flicks Jeff's second toe and says "your second toe is like retarded"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jeff mentions it's skinny then big, he was told that by someone before (thinking an ex-gf, lol). Jordan continues to laugh while Jeff says "whaddya want me to do about it? get a toe job?"...Jordan says "get nipped & tucked"...Jordan says to look at her toes, her second toe is longer and separates from the others...Jeff says "it is longer"...Jordan says "yours is just fatter and ewww"...Jeff says "take it easy with your long ass second toe"...they laugh...Jeff asks if she trips over that thing a lot? Jordan points out her pinky toe is crusty and Jeff doesn't want to see it. Jeff then says he's been trying to remember things in his head but then he forgets during questions...Jordan says for him to repeat it over and over again...Jordan wonders where Lydia is...Jeff tells her she's sleeping...Jordan might do that too...Jeff says he's glad he got a workout in...Jordan says why? cuz he's obsessed with it?...Jeff says no, he's not he just feels better when he works out, take it easy, why does she always say everything with such fu**ing vigor like she's pissed about it?...Jordan laughs and asks why he uses f**k so much, to add meanness?...Jeff says because she's being mean so he fu**ing wants to send it back to her...Jordan laughs and says "try to avoid that word"...Jeff says the "F" word? he tries to but sometimes it just pops out. Jordan says she was so mad at Jeff & Braden earlier, they laugh about the silliness of it all and Braden and his aura...they crack up about that...Jeff says shit got so weird in there...Jordan has the giggles, she says her chest hurts from laughing so hard. Casey approaches them, they chit chat for a second and then Jordan leaves. Sex talk in the GR - Jeff's preferences 11:16-11:31pm I would like to say that I have seen this before and did remember it but didn't think of putting it in the calendar because it was only Jeff and not Jordan and at the time I was doing the majority of the calendar, I was focusing on fb's that involved both parts of JeJo, but it was primarily because I found it very hard to focus in on what Jeff was saying, it's hard to listen to, literally listen to...it's LOUD! It's not because Jeff is talking about sex or it's sexual content, who cares! I just found it to be a lot of yelling and boasting talk...just kind of goofy in general. I also didn't like how Jeff and Laura bickered in it...Laura really tried to be the center of attention as usual, it's like everyone in the room though was trying to one up each other with goofy sex talk....JMO I am adding it now because it was pointed out and I don't want anyone thinking that I was avoiding posting it. lol The other HG's are talking about sex, their likes, dislikes, preferences, etc. Very explicit...warning ... Jeff walks in and immediately asks Jeff if he did a girl in the butt and she wanted to do him the same way with a strap on what would he say?...Jeff says no way, she can put the strap on on her own ass...they laugh...Lydia asks "so no fingers in the butt or anything?"...Jeff says no, he's real sensitive about that, not sensitive but when chicks try that he says to not go there, he's not comfortable with that...someone says "in the butt?"...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't like them touching his butt...Jeff says he's not down with it...Kevin asks if he's tried it?...Jeff says no, he doesn't like it...Michele says he has a mental block (she doesn't obviously )...Jeff says he does...Lydia asks if he would let someone cover him in latex and then peel it off of him...Jeff seems confused...Lydia explains...Jeff says yeah, how is that sexual?...Lydia explains it's a fetish...Jeff says it's weird but he'd be down with that. Talk gets loud and confusing...Jeff says something about it being something he'd try if he was dating a girl for a couple of months (LOL)...then he says something about not wanting a statue stuck up his butt, he's telling the truth, he would tell them if he'd like it, he doesn't like it...Kevin says just a little caress...Jeff says he doesn't want anything near his butthole, poop comes out of there, don't go in there ...Braden says exit only baby...Jeff says yeah...Laura asks Jeff so now is he going to mess with a girl's butt?...Jeff says he doesn't like banging in the butt... Jeff swears to God he doesn't...talk turns to Russell...Lydia asks him if he'd put on a full animal costume and do it...it doesn't do anything for Russell...Jeff thinks it would be funny. I just caught this...Braden says "a giant squirrel" Jeff doesn't think he'd orgasm but he thinks it would be hilarious...Russell says guys can't be sexy, dressing sexy doesn't work, they aren't sexy...Jeff gets called out by BB to lift his mic and Jeff says into it, you wanna hear about my butt stories? LOL More loud talk...Jeff says it would be hilarious, have they seen Entourage where the guy dresses up? Jeff laughs about it saying it would be funny...another question about being watched while doing it...hard to hear what anyone is saying...Laura says something to Jeff that riles him up, he says that "she" wants to shove things up his butt! does Laura like guys doing that to her?...Laura says no...Jeff says she keeps calling him out...Laura says it's off limits for females so girls kind of want to do it in a way...Jeff says "do you want to get banged in the ass?"...Laura says "no"...Jeff says "what's up? why do you keep saying that?"...Laura says that she's saying that Jeff said if he really liked a girl he wouldn't let her...Jeff asks if she would let a guy do it to her?...Laura says no...Jeff says because of the cameras?...Laura says "f**k the cameras! and no she wouldn't, exit only"...Laura says hey to her Mom, they have Showtime, they're saying this on Showtime... Kevin says it's the most intense orgasm...Jeff has heard there's a gland there, he's heard that...Kevin talks a bit about his experiences and how good it is...Jeff says he could never do it, he'd be so uncomfortable...Chima says she's never had a penis in her ass, she likes it in her vagina so...Jeff says exactly, he's all good...Lydia continues asking about handcuffing to the bed...Jeff says "and then they stole your wallet? see ya later dork" Lydia says she hasn't been...Jeff is surprised, she seems to be the type that does everything, she'd have all kinds of stuff...they talk about sex swings...more loud talk...Jeff can be heard asking Braden "hey Braden ever heard of the Liberator?" Of course Braden knows!...Jeff says he's gotta get that......Braden says it's awkward having it around your place though, trying to explain it away...Jeff says he's gotta get it, it's simple enough for him Ronnie comes in and the mood and talk changes...back to sex talk...Jeff asks what else she's got?...Lydia asks about wearing masks to parties, who would do that?...they debate that...Jeff asks who they are bringing there?...Laura says she needs to see their faces, it's not just the bodies...Jeff and Laura bicker again, Jeff says the guys are "that" long so she'll have a good time LOL They bicker MORE and Jeff says Laura is jumping on him saying he likes dicks in his ass... Lydia asks who would go to the Playboy Mansion?...Most say yes, Braden says he's been there to several parties (of course! lol)...Chima says she would never go there, the people there are not her types of people...Jeff says he'd love to go to check it out...Chima says the guys are creeps...they talk about how much it costs and how to get in...Laura explains, she's never been though...Jeff says he'd want to go for sure, it's like something you want to check off your bucket list... Talk finally changes and some of the HG's leave the room..

July 13 Kitchen flirting again 12:02- 12:14am Starts with Jeff & Jordan talking/flirting/laughing in the kitchen but the audio feed is still of Braden and Natalie who are outside... Jordan says "I like chocolate Teddy Grahams"...Jeff looks at something on the Teddy Graham box and says it looks so good, if he had a kid he would mak them that...Jeff says if had a hid he would do that for him...Jordan says do what? make that whole Teddy Graham? Jeff says yeah make that out of bread, pb&j and Teddy Graham's but then he'd want it all the time and he'd say, listen this is for special occasions. Jordan opens up another packet of oatmeal and Jeff says another one? Jordan says "I'm a big eater!" Jeff smiles and says noooo :/ put a hot dawg in there...Jordan laughs. Jordan says "I am, I love to eat, it's like my favorite thing...maybe it helps deal with.." Jeff says stress? Jordan says she doesn't know... Natalie comes in and says Braden kicked her ass in pool...Jordan says she sucks at pool, she played football when she was younger, for fun. Natalie says she's going to play chess, Jordan says she doesn't know how to play that either, Jeff says it's complicated and he's sure Jordan would get bored of it quick. Jeff says they're going to be up all night, it's already 12...Jordan wants to work out her arms...feeds cut out for just over a minute and come back to J&J Jordan is saying something about ghost lager (?) making her do things she wouldn't normally do. Jeff says we need to go get some ghost lager...Jeff says what did I tell you about that bowl? (he had told her the day before it was metal and not to put it in the microwave) Jordan says what about it, it's not going to do anything...Jordan says she needs to start doing this when he's not around because he's up her butthole about it, Jeff says because it's metal...Jordan says so! Jeff says you can't put metal in the microwave...Jordan says why? Jeff says I told you 3 times, I'm out! 😝 You can do whatever you want now... Jordan says she feels bad for Ronnie, is he mad at us? Jeff says no, he's on slop and tired...Jordan says she needs to be on slop, Jeff says she would die, she would be so crabby, he wouldn't talk to her for a week but then again it would be our last week together and then I wouldn't talk to you ever again...Jordan says she knows, we need to make it to the jury house... This part is so sweet, remember this is one week for them in the house... Jeff say it's impossible...Jordan says Jeff will make it far, further than her...Jeff says how is that...Jordan says he's on their team...Jeff says that will stop, change...Jordan says not til later...Jeff says if they don't win next week, whoever wins is going to campaign hard to put him up...Jordan then says then I will save you, that's what we'll have to do...Jeff gives her a "Jeff look" and says I'll save you if I get it... Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says what? Jordan says spelling...Jeff says it's over the spelling, f**k...Jeff says what do you think you would have spelled? Jeff says Jordan was relieved she didn't play, Jordan says she was, she doesn't know any big words, she was sitting there thinking of a big word like dictionary (lol)...Jeff says he's never going to hear the end of that then he puts his hands to his face and smiles. (seen in tons of tributes) Jeff goes on to tell his Technotronics story. It NEVER gets old, Jordan is right. Jordan laughs. Jeff says you know how many times I am going to have to tell that story? About 800 more...Jordan says probably...she says ok, tomorrow don't let me eat bad food...Jeff says you're not the boss of me...Jordan say Jeff is her coach, she talk about this every day...she needs her diet pills... Jordan says Jeff has really straight teeth :D...Jeff says he had braces...Jordan says she knows (somehow she forgot this later because she kept asking Jeff if he had braces, LOL) ...Jeff says so do you, you have super straighters...Jordan says she always looks at people's teeth, if they're white, it tells a lot about a person...Jeff says how about if they can bite the top of this bottle off? :P Jordan says she has her two front teeth bonded because they had curved out, she shows Jeff and they banter a bit over that... Jeff says they look good. Jordan keeps explaining about the bonding and what it's like but she says Jeff looks confused...he is adamant he gets it, he says "what do you want me to say about it? congratulations...let's have a pool party"...they laugh. Another sweet moment... Jeff whispers "wtf would I do without you?"...Jordan says what are they going to do...Jeff says "what if you left? I'd be like...(lost)"...Jordan doesn't understand what Jeff means and says she would be lost if they left the CBS studios she wouldn't know where to go, Jeff doesn't understand what she means and says they take you out, she just says what if...Jeff says he knows exactly where he'd go, he lived here...Jordan say oh yeah. Jeff says he'd love it, he'd go rock it out right now but everything closes at 2. Jeff makes a point of telling Jordan this...he says he wasn't talking about leaving here, he was talking about if she left this house and he was still here...she is washing dishes and doesn't hear, she says what did you say? Jeff says I was talking about if you left, who the f**k would I talk to...Jordan says you would come after me? Jeff says I would say wait, I'm going too. ☺️ Jeff says no, I'm saying what would I do? Jordan says Jeff reminds her of someone from Boston not Chicago...I don't know why, you know? Jeff says "you just said you know" and he smiles. Jordan says "uh oh, you're rubbing off, you were just looking at my boobs earlier weren't you? LOL Jeff says "no I wasn't" She says he was, he swears to God he wasn't. Jordan says she was just kidding and she doesn't care...he says he has seen enough of them...she says he hasn't...he says he still has to see them...she says ok...she says she has on her Mrs. Doubtfire bra...he says "what's that, now I looked"...she says it's her old lady bra...Jeff says you have your granny panties? Jordan looks and says no, well they're not as wide as grannyy panties but they're full on panties. Jeff laughs...Jordan says she doesn't like thongs, they irritate her...Jeff says let's go outside Gucci...he says he just called her Gucci and that he's not going to say..he leaves... BY chit chat 12:31-12:35 am Jeff & Braden are playing pool. Jordan comes outside and folds towels. They start talking about trying to get on Russell's good side and how Lydia has turned to the other side. Jordan says she hopes that Lydia understands that Jessie and them are going to throw her under the bus...Jeff says she doesn't understand is what Jordan doesn't understand...Jordan says well, she is trying to soak it all in. Braden says Lydia ruined his game, Jeff says she ruined all their game. Jeff says it's because of her they're in this spot. Jeff says that they should have just voted her out and taken Chima's side...he says if he wins HOH she's going up and she can take her f**king unicorn with her and stick it up her ass. Jordan says Lydia is all about them. Jordan says she wished they could somehow turn the game around...Braden says he has written it off and has accepted his fate. Braden thought he would be cool with the girl that lives close by him, they had good energy, he was wrong. Jordan goes to clean up and pick up a peach pit someone left and Jeff tells her "don't touch that thing!" They say it's gross. Jordan says it's not from some random person, it's from someone in the house. Jordan walks towards Jeff, Jeff says not to touch him with those dirty peach hands. Jordan tells him to shut up and puts her arm in his. Jordan says she'll be talking to Jeff and Laura will be staring at her, what is she staring at? Jeff says it's because she's jealous, she wants all the attention. Jordan cleans up a bit more, says they're the messiest people ever...Braden and Jeff bug her that she picked up the peach pit, they say now she's a sicko, she has to eat it now, sleep with it...Jordan goes inside and tells them to shut up...Braden says yeah, stick it in your jeans...Jeff laughs and says he was going to say that, stick it in your cooch. LOL BY chit chat continues 2:14-2:35am Jeff joins Braden & Jordan who are chilling in the BY on the couches. Jeff is tying up his sweatpants and says they're his football ones that they wore when he didn't have to wear pads, he had a couple more pairs but his ex-gfs kept stealing them. Jordan says she wishes she would have brought her Duke shirt. Jeff says his buddy loves Duke. Jordan likes Duke too but everyone is a Carolina fan. Jeff says his buddy Mimmo, he's going to want to talk to Jordan on the phone. 😉 Jordan says really? Jeff says yeah, his buddies are going to want to talk on the phone to "that girl" that you talked to...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff says afterwards friends will want to talk to the people in the house, they'll be like dude, f**k you, I talk to you every day, let me talk to someone else. Braden says yeah, they'll want to talk to the hottie with the cute accent...Jeff says they'll want to talk about egg whites...Braden adds "and Duke"...Jeff says again that Mimmo will want to talk to her about Duke...Jordan says she like JJ Reddick when he played for Duke. Jeff says Mimmo has a JJ Reddick jersey. Jordan starts getting into game mode...she wonders if Casey would vote to keep Braden. Jeff says even if they swung it, they need one more vote. They talk game for a bit...Jeff scratches his balls and says sorry he keeps scratching his crank LOL Jordan says he does play with his balls a lot...Jeff says well it's nighttime (apparently that is a valid excuse! lol) Jordan laughs and says she's glad she doesn't have that problem...Jordan goes back to game mode, they start counting possible votes. Jordan says she can't stand floaters. Jordan says Russell thinks he's a pimp wearing his hat today, Jeff says he's a tool, a clown...Jordan says they need more mirrors so Russell & Jessie can stare at themselves more. Jordan counts votes again...Jeff farts and Braden says that's the seventh vote. :D They laugh and call it Stinky Simon. Casey joins them. Casey calls them the giggles. They start talking about Lydia & Kevin not saying goodnight and how weird Lydia is now with them. They say she's a snake and a runaround talking to everyone. Jeff says she lies to his face and then tells the story of how he went to the bar with his buddy after work to get a drink, they went out for a smoke and he left 10 bucks under his beer for the bartender to pay for the next round, he comes back and there's a girl sitting there with a drink in her hand and says here's your change. Jeff says she asks her if she's getting them another round, she says yes, Jeff says to take it out of that 10 dollars, she says what 10 dollars? Jeff says the 10 dollars you just paid that drink with...the girl lies and says she just pulled it out of her purse...the bartender asks her where the money came from and she lies again and says my purse...Jeff says sweetie, that was my 10 dollars that I know you stole, I'm not even pissed about it but look me in the face right now and tell me you took that 10 dollars, just tell me and we'll laugh about it and I'll buy you another drink, just for the person you are that you took the 10 dollars...she lies and says she didn't take the 10 dollars...Jeff calls her out as a liar...the girl calls him a fucking asshole and Jeff says he wasn't the one that stole 10 dollars and she walked away...Jeff says he killed her. They start talking about random celebs and losing weight for movies, Jordan says she likes Mark Wahlberg, Jeff too, Braden says he's a cheapskate, they ask why, how does he know? Braden says he had a couple of beers with him :cool 😜 They laugh and Jordan says Braden and his stories, she loves them...Casey loves them and says he knows what Braden is going to say (the beer thing)...they all laugh...Ronnie asks Braden to throw out a number of how many famous people he's had "encounters" with...Braden says 500...Natalie wants to know if he know Brian Austin Greene...they then talk about Megan Fox and how hot she is...talk turns to reality shows, they talk about I Love Daisy...Jordan saw Daisy in the airport the first time she came to LA for the show...Jeff saw a girl in the airport in LA and he thought she was smokin hot, she took off her glasses and it was Cindy Crawford, she's 45 but smokin hot. Braden says her husband is loaded. Jordan says they made cute babies. Jeff says he saw Forrest Whittaker at the airport too right after the Oscars. Braden said he saw DJ Paul at the airport, Jeff says he would have said hi to him, Braden said he did, he had beers with him :tongue: and he was teaching Braden how to block girls' numbers on your cell phone. Ronnie says goodnight. More BY chit chat 2:35-3:15am Braden says DJ Paul has a full grill with diamonds and everything...they mention his reality show...Jordan talks about the one guy from 3-6Mafia (their friend named Computer), his gf the heavier set one and how she feeds him chicken and smacks him while she's on top of him and how she tried to make something sexy with ranch dressing, it was gross :/ The show was called Hollyhood...Jordan asks Natalie if she liked Jess on the first Rock of Love...Natalie says yes but she was too good for him...Jeff says she's a bartender in Chicago @ Spybar...Jordan says she's so pretty... Casey says Jeff is going to walk in there and she will say "Technotronic" LOL Jordan says he's ruined for life with that...Natalie says Jeff will go on that soap show...Casey says Jeff should be the Bachelor...Jordan says he should so do it...they egg him on...Jeff says let's do it...Natalie says she wants to do the Amazing Race...Jeff says "I do too" ;) Natalie heard from Jessie that CBS frowns upon doing that kind of thing because it's the same network...Braden says it's impossible wink wink Casey thinks it would be the opposite...Natalie says there's Celebrity Apprentice...Jeff makes a face and says he doesn't know if they're celebrities...they laugh...Jeff says they wouldn't qualify...Natalie says Jeff might with Technotronics LOL Jordan says Jeff probably made the Soup..Jeff says Jordan is going to get on there too ;)...Casey says they are clowning them about the word being Shotgun and then they pan to Jeff with Technotronic and says but it was better than this word LOL They bust Jeff's balls...Jeff says they made him go last, they knew what they were doing. Jordan says she wants to laugh again, please explain the Technotronics story :P Jeff tells the story yet again and Jordan giggles like crazy...Natalie says Jeff should have grabbed an "e" and spelled electronics...Jeff says he had a one track mind LOL They talk more about the comp, Jeff says you know how many times he's going to have to tell that story...Jordan just wants to hear it over and over...they talk about how Jeff will never hear the end of the Technotronics thing. They talk about what is airing right now on TV regarding the show...Casey says Jeff might get a contract out of exploding on Russell while he was on the elliptical LOL Casey says he was trying so hard not to laugh when the fight was happening...Jordan says how Braden interjected during the fight...Jeff says that Braden said that Laura was a model and she should stick up for herself (Russell made fun of Jeff being a model)...Jeff laughs and said Braden threw a stone at her and she had nothing to do with it...Jordan says Braden is so laid back, it just makes her laugh...Jordan mentions the green chair thing. Jeff kills himself laughing and recounts the story of how Braden sat in the green chairs after being nominated..."Congratulations, I just got vetoed, let's have a pool party" 😁 They all laugh...Jeff says he wanted to put a pillow on his mouth to stop him from laughing, he was dying...Jeff says it's week one and so much has happened already, it seems like longer...they talk about sequester...Braden leaves and Jessie comes out, they talk about sleeping in the HOH and why the house is cold in the morning. Jeff usually likes sleeping when it's cold and you get cozy...Jordan laughs when Jeff says they worry so much about how they're going to look on TV and Jeff asks her what she's laughing at...Jordan says can she not laugh?...Casey says can she only laugh at Braden?...Jeff says she laughs at me, she laughs with Braden...Jordan says Braden is funny with his stories...they tell Jessie about Braden's latest encounters with celebs. Braden comes back from the DR and says all they wanted was an interview with Ellie May (the elephant). :) They want more stories but Braden has his retainer in so he says it's hard to talk (lisp)...Jeff says he's like Sylvester :P Braden says he did the DR with it on and won 50 bucks on a bet....Jeff cracks up! Jordan says "Hi my name is Braden" ...Jeff with a lisp says "I got put up for evicshion"...Casey says "I got vetoed"...Braden says "I got Vit'oned, go on a fricken green chair"...Casey leaves...Braden tells Jessie that he should know that he didn't say anything about him, he didn't even bring up his name... Braden then goes on a hilarious rant about how the whole thing is obnoxious and sad, something about licking his own balls and needing a neck brace because of it, how the other side are dogs, how he needs to go buy some new sandals (he rips his off, breaks them in half and throws them in the yard)...Jeff & Jordan are killing themselves laughing...Jeff says he's crying and congratulations...Braden says this is like a disembarkment, life, he'll become a captain of a ship's stern...Deadliest Catch 7 (?? LMAO) Jeff says he should go for it...Braden agrees since his career is over, he went down in the first round of BB, he'll go down in history...Jordan says Braden reminds her of one of the guys from Superbad. Braden leaves but not before playing duck, duck, goose with Jessie as the goose...Jeff says Braden is a mental case...Jeff & Jordan wonder how Braden got past the BB therapist LOL Jeff says he cracks him up...they all start recalling how funny Braden's reaction was to being nominated, they say how funny it would be if Braden had to come back to read something for the show...Jordan can't wait to see Braden's interview with Julie Chen, she feels bad because he lost his apartment and how he wanted to make it to the jury house to save some money...Jordan says Braden said he's a gypsy and he will have to go to Australia...Jeff wonders how he will get there with no money...Jordan asks if they have seen his suitcase, it's 70's style...Jessie tells the story of how Braden busted the suitcase seeing if it was breakproof and then the cops came and he had to buy it LOL Jeff says Braden has 30 toiletries from the hotel in his suitcase, he has a bomber jacket, his smoking jacket, his shoes all lined up nicely, the elephant on the bed, the toboggan (or is it toque, LOLOL) on the elephant's head, his purple eye mask, his $700 eye cream with the gold spoon...Jordan asked to use it but it was his expensive Dior cream so he wouldn't let her LOL Jeff tells the story that was cut out of the feeds last time, he says how he woke up, couldn't see very well without his glasses and thought Braden was wearing Jordan's underwear because they were weird bikini underwear 😂 They go on to say they will miss him, he just lightens the day...Jordan says how Braden knows everyone you mention, they laugh about Braden and his shakes, learning techniques from Japan and Hawaii...Jeff laughs about how Braden said he could stay in his tent if Jeff stays in LA for a few days after the show...they go on about Braden's randomness and Jeff says wtf? what is with that kid, he's all over the place. Jordan says she needs to get tired, Jeff says he's all giggly...Jordan says they can't giggle where he's at because they'll wake everybody up...Lydia comes outside to lay on the hammock...Natalie says goodnight and leaves...Jessie gets up to go talk with Lydia...Jeff whispers to Jordan that now Jessie is the one that consoles her? (used to be him) J&J both say they never know what to say around Jessie, there is no conversation. Jordan says he's fricken weird...feeds cut off them… Transitioning to the GR 3:18-3:23am Jeff and Jordan come inside with a bunch of their clean laundry, they go past Natalie & Chima who are chatting in the LR, they are surprised they are still up...they put their stuff away and plan on going to the GR...Jordan asks Jeff to grab a blanket, she wants him to, he wants her to...Jeff walks past Natalie & Chima again and they chat about how cold it is in the HN room, Jeff says that's the worst, he'll get sick, they talk about being a HN...Jordan comes out and they chat a little more and then they head to the GR...Jordan spreads out the blanket and sits down...Jeff comes in and says his blanket is the worst, it's so stiff...Jordan says that's how he builds his forts...Jeff complains about something and calls someone a fu**ing co**sucker...Jordan tells him to calm down and then goes to the bathroom while Jordan waits… Giggle Patrol in the GR 3:25-4:09am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n45bmfY2Fxg&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff & Jordan come inside to the GR after having been outside for a few hours...Jordan is sitting waiting when Jeff comes in putting lotion on his face very delicately...Jordan giggles...Jeff looks up at the ceiling because the sound's like a speaker is on and Jordan giggles...Jeff drinks water and she keeps giggling...he says "you got the giggles" and looks at her...Jordan asks why he is looking at her like that?...Jeff says because you got the giggles and he is waiting for BB to say something...she has the giggles why do you think he's laughing at everything...Jordan doesn't know, everytime she looks over at him, he's looking at her...Jeff says why do you always think I'm looking at you funny, I'm just looking AT you, like what's up? like I'm talking to a normal person...Jordan giggles :) and Jeff looks at her LOL Jeff says now that was weird, now shit's weird...Jordan says why?...Jeff gets comfy with the hard blanket and shows Jordan how he makes a fort in bed...she giggles and giggles...Jeff cracks himself up! Jeff says he needs to cut his hair...Jordan says let me do it...Jeff says who else is going to do it now? (obviously not Lydia) Jordan giggles...Jordan asks if Jeff's ever shaved it off?...he says no, he has weird bumps on his head it would look bad...he asks her to feel them, she doesn't (but that would change, lol) and Jeff says you don't have to get all grossed out, she tries to feel but he says forget it...Jordan giggles :) Jeff says "wtf? dude, you have giggle patrol right now"...Jordan says can she not laugh?...Jeff say but is she laughing with him or at him?...Jordan says both...Jeff says he forgets that he's on camera, he will catch himself noticing them...Jordan says the cameras remind him of the movie War of Worlds...they both don't like the dumb ending with the robots...Jeff asks if she saw 7 Pounds with Will Smith?...Jordan says no...Jeff says his favorite thing is movies, he loves movies, he just rents movies all the time...Jordan says what a dork...Jeff rolls...Jordan says she's just kidding, just kidding, he's 30 he can do that. Jeff says what do you mean, I like the movies, I go to the movies, I watch movies and I rent them...Jordan giggles...Jeff says what do you do? watch Daisy of Love? you're a fu**ing dork...Jordan says Jeff said "I go to the movies, I rent movies and I watch the movies" 🤣 ..more giggling...Jeff smiles and puts his hard blanket up, he giggles...Jordan says again "I go to the movies, I rent the movies and I watch the movies, do you know what I mean?" 🤣 Jordan cracks up and Jeff laughs and says she had to throw that one in there too huh?... Jeff says Jordan has it down pretty good...he says "f**k you hot dawgs...no not f**k you, I shouldn't swear to you"...Jordan says it hurts your feelings more... Jordan asks him why he puts the elastic around his cup?...Jeff says so he knows it's his...Jeff says he has to stop swearing (how'd that work out for you Jeff? lol) ...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's accent again...Jeff says Jordan makes it seem like she's an English teacher...Jordan giggles and says Jeff sounds like Bobby's World...Jeff says that's a Minnesota accent. Jordan wonders if the people behind the walls laugh at them?...Jeff says he doesn't hear them...Jordan kiddingly says uh oh, Jeff is getting old and needs to fix his ears...Jeff says the speaker sound is driving him bananas...Jordan says he can't say "bananas", it sounds corny...Jeff says and Gucci doesn't?...Jordan says Gucci is cool and he's going to remember it...he agrees...Jeff says he's going to text her that all the time ;) ...Jordan says she'll say this is that annoying weirdo that got me voted out of the BB house, she's kidding. Jordan wants Jeff to get her to work out tomorrow even if he's annoying her...Jeff says she'll be in the pool and say in 5 minutes and she'll keep laying there and he'll say what are you doing? and Jordan will say thinking, nuthin' LOL Jordan says she was thinking today and observing...Jeff says he regrets yelling at Natalie big time...Jordan says it was in the heat of the moment...Jeff says he should know better...Jeff catches himself saying you know what I mean and Jordan giggles drink! ;) Jordan wonders how they are going to portray her & Jeff on TV...Jeff says they'll keep people guessing, showing them but nothing has happened so what can they really show, it's not a me & you show. (umm, yeah it is!) They'll be on a couple of times a week, if they don't do anything they'll just stop showing them. Jordan says she's gassy...Jeff says to rip one...she asks Jeff why guys get grossed out when girls say they have to poot, her friend Megan told a guy she liked that she had to fart and he got grossed out. Jeff says what are you going to do, he would rather let her fart so that he could rip them in front of his girlfriend then hold it in and it make noises...Jordan says she hates that, she has had to fart on a couple of dates and it was the worst...Jeff says as soon as they leave, you fire them off...Jordan giggles and says "riding with the windows down" Jeff laughs and says yeah, for sure. Jordan says her poots stink...Jeff says poots?...Jeff says his nieces say tooted...Jeff says his niece is so funny, she'll roll over and say Uncle Jeff (fart sound), she'll fart while she's moving, she doesn't get embarrassed but just a little embarrassed...they laugh...she'll say "I just tooted" (so cute!) Jeff says his nieces are so cute...Jordan asks how old they are?...Jeff says one is 3 or 4 and the other is 1 and half. Jordan says she used to call a vagina "pootie" because of her mom, her grandpa calls it a "tweetie bird", he'd say did you wipe your tweetie bird good? when she'd come out of the bathroom, her friend would say "muff"...Jeff has heard of that. Jordan asks Jeff if he likes haunted houses?...he says yes, if they're good, he likes being scared...Jordan giggles drink! Jeff tells the story of how he tried to scare Casey when he came out of the DR but Casey was like dude, there's like a 100 mirrors in here, he saw him and Jeff was busted...they laugh. They talk about Casey & Braden...Jeff says he wants to hang out with Braden...Jordan says her too but if you were to come to Cali, he would be the type to not show up at the airport...Jeff says he would get his friends to get him and just go out one night with him...Jordan says she would definitely not depend on him. Talk turns to pooting and pooping, they giggle more...Jordan says Jeff is cussing like crazy...Jeff says right? I gotta drop the F-bomb...they talk about farts again and they giggle...Jeff says when he's 80 he will still think it's funny...Jordan poots and her stomach makes a loud noise...Jeff says that was a rip-roarer, she should go to the washroom...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it's hilarious but if he smells it he will fu**ing throw up..more fart talk (GAW these two talked about farts a lot! :P ) ...Jordan tells the story about how when she was little this one guy, everytime he picked her up and squeezed her, she would fart...Jeff says how about when you run and fart?...FISH...Jordan leaves to go poop... She comes back a few minutes later...FISH...Jeff asks her to scratch his back, he swears if she does it, he will rub her feet...she starts by scratching over top his shirt...feeds go to fish and when they return she is scratching with the shirt pulled up...Jeff asks her if she could be anywhere right now where would she be?...Jordan says to an island...Jeff says on the beach with palm trees and a little tiki bar?...Jordan says yeah, yeah, that would be cool. Braden arrives and Jordan offers to scratch his back too?...she starts scratching both...Jeff says this is going to air and Jordan is so worried about her & Jeff (their involvement)...Jordan says no...Jeff says this is bomb and for her to tell a story...Jordan asks them what's the worst kiss they've had?...Braden tells his first kiss escapade and beyond to boobs LOL Jordan asks if he did motorboat?...Jeff says her boobs are good motorboats. Jeff asks if she had bad kisses all the time or what?...Jordan says only 2, one guy who was hot but he kissed like a lizard and another that kissed really, really wet...Jeff says he had a girl that had machine gun tongue, he told her she had to relax 😂 Jordan is confused :) Jeff says he was young, he says she was going crazy...Braden says he would grab her head and put it in his crotch. 🤪 ..Jeff says "machine gun my dick"...they crack up laughing...Jordan says they're awful...Jeff & Braden say she started it, where do you think it's going to go? Jordan keeps scratching but then says her arms hurt and she lays back and puts her foot in Jeff's armpit (sign of things to come!) They start talking game and how messed up the house is...Jeff says he needs to pull a miracle...Jordan giggles and Jeff asks if she was laughing at him?...she says yeah...he says you don't think I could do it?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he needs help from other people, upset nation...Jeff makes fun of Jordan's feet, he points out a bone that he thinks is a callous and Jordan says her mom has it too, he looks at his feet and voila, he has one as well which he never noticed his whole life. :D...feeds cut out… More terms of endearment 11:58-12:02pm Jordan is in the pool on her pink floatie. Jeff has just finished working out and is eating tuna...Braden & Laura are there as well and all of them (minus Jeff) are saying how much they hate tuna and it's disgusting...Jeff sits down near the far wall eating his tuna...Jordan says tuna is nasty, she would hate when her teachers ate tuna and they'd teach after, ugh, she hates how it smells...Jeff mumbles something about jamming the tuna down her throat, Braden laughs and Jordan says "what'd you say?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Braden says Jeff is going to bird feed a tuna...Jeff says "it was a term of endearment"...Jordan says "another one?". Jeff laughs and says "yeah...we're in love"...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff says "I love Jordan so much I want to drown'd her"...they giggle...Jeff says "that's our code word"...Braden says "for how much you love her?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Braden says he could punch her in the face but then again, he could squeeze her to death...Jeff says "you know how everyone is talking shit about everybody, so I'm like man, Jordan, I just wanna drown her at the bottom of the pool, she'll know that means I love her" and then everybody will be like Jeff said he wanted to drown Jordan and Jordan will say aww Jeff & Braden agree it's a little reverse psychology...Jordan asks what time it is...Braden says it's noon...Jordan says "already?"...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to work out?...Jordan says she told him she would later on, she wants to lay out first...Jeff says it's been 2 hours...Jordan says it hasn't...Jeff says it has...Jordan says later on...Jeff smiles shaking his head... Braden says at 7, you got it...Jeff says "it's ok y'all...I don't care if you don't work out, you just told me to tell you yesterday so I'm telling you, don't bite my head off".Talk turns to the HOH getting a camera, taking pictures and some game talk... Fights all over the house 12:35-2:05pm Fighting breaks out all over the house. First Braden, Kevin & Lydia get into it by the pool when Braden calls Kevin a beaner...things settle down but Jordan and Lydia have a little confrontation in the house, she goes outside and talks to Jeff, she is visibly upset over what Lydia said...Jeff goes inside and he, Kevin & Lydia fight in the kitchen with Jordan watching...Jordan then lets it all out in the bathroom, she explains how everyone avoids Jeff and just because she talks to him she gets the put in the middle of everything, she's not going to not talk to him...Lydia comes in the room and then Jordan & Lydia start their big blowup...Lydia leaves and Jordan runs through the house after her, she is pissed! Afterwards Jordan is alone crying on the hammock :( (1:49pm) while Jeff talks to Kevin more calmly. Peace is restored eventually. Jeff's concern 1:01-1:11pm The Braden/Kevin/Lydia blow up has just happened...Lydia & Jordan have had some heated words in the GR...Jordan heads outside and sits on the couches...Jordan rubs her eyes, she's visibly upset... Braden asks if it's chaotic in there?...Jordan says "no, they're mad at me"...Jeff says "mad at you for what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, she told Lydia she didn't do anything and she's yelling at her...Jeff asks "why is she yelling at you?"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff tells Braden that he went about it the wrong way because now Lydia is pointing people out, yelling and it's her fault, she's the one that flipped, she's pointing fingers at every other person...Jeff is upset, he gets out of the pink floatie... Braden apologizes to Jordan saying he never said her name...Jeff asks "what'd she say to you?...huh?"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "Jordan!?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks again...Jordan says she said something about how Braden was the type of person she was aligned with, good job and she wouldn't talk to her and then Jordan told Lydia that she doesn't talk to her, she has to talk to her, why is she getting dragged into this, she didn't do anything...Jeff says "because she's trying to...I don't know"...Jeff then says Lydia is just pointing fingers at others knowing she's to blame (deflection)...Jeff then tells Braden that it was a little off the handle btw...Braden says he doesn't care...silence... Jordan sits while Braden and Jeff chat...Jeff tells Braden he can't really talk because he exploded as well (technotronic fight)...Jeff keeps looking over at Jordan with a concerned look on his face... Jeff sighs and says it's a new day, a new fight...Russell comes outside...Braden and Russell start to hash things out...Natalie comes out and joins them...they all talk for a bit and then as soon as Jeff can get away from the others, he leaves the pool and walks over to where Jordan is to talk to her...🥰 Jeff says "are you sad?"...Jordan says "no I'm just..." (at this point it's hard to hear what they're saying because the audio is focused on the others) Jeff says "you do?"...Jordan says she's just irritated...Jeff says "with who?"...Jordan says "why my name? just because like when you and Russell get in a fight I get dragged in the middle of it and now Lydia and him get in a fight now I'm dragged in the middle of it and then she's sitting there like"...Jeff says that Lydia is just pointing fingers at everyone...Jordan says that Lydia said that Jeff had a chance to save Jordan and to save her and he didn't...Jeff says "what are you talking about? to save you, when did she say that?"...Jordan says it was just a second ago, he didn't and now whenever Jordan is in this position, she'll know what she's talking about, she doesn't see how Jordan can't see how Jeff is...Jeff says "right now she said that?"...Jordan says yes!...Jeff is stunned...Jeff says "why'd she fu**ing bring my name up, I didn't fu**ing say anything"...Jordan says "go ask her!"...Jeff says he will and leaves to go inside... Fights aftermath 2:05-2:20pm Jeff and Kevin are clearing the air after all the fights, they have calmed down... Jeff looking over at Jordan who is still in the hammock, says (re: Jordan) "now I feel bad for her, I could take all this shit, 13 people to 1, I'll take the odds man, it's better than playing craps you know, it's 36 to 1, so I'll take these odds but I feel bad for her and that's my downfall in life cuz I feel for other people because of my actions, you know? and just cuz she's friends with me shouldn't mean anything" Kevin says it shouldn't in real life, in Big Brother, it's different...Jeff asks Kevin what he would expect Jordan to do at this point, them not talk anymore? Kevin says he told Jordan that honestly, if she hung out with Braden he wouldn't like her, it shows you condone certain actions, reach out to others and then reconnect, he's going to do that with Lydia too, in real life they'd be going out to drinks and bonding even more...Jeff says "oh yeah me too" LOL They start talking about Lydia again and how things got twisted...they talk about their strategies coming in...Jeff says (re: him and Jordan) "if people judge me and don't like me, that's cool with me, I can live with that, this is just a game and there's an outside world to this but I don't want to drag other people down and make them look bad because they like me, they shouldn't be judged on that either, you know" Kevin say if Jeff likes Jordan then he should distance himself from her because she's going to take all the motherf**ing heat, she really is, unfortunately :/ Casey who is also sitting there says he doesn't get how she's taking the heat...Jeff doesn't either...Kevin says it's because they want to get at Jeff, he's bonded with one person so to sting Jeff they'll go after her because they can't get him...Natalie joins them and they continue rehashing... Jeff says that he only went in there to defend Jordan, her name wasn't mentioned, you can not like Jordan because she talks to him but don't tell stories about her, that's why he defended her and he's already in the hole so what does he have to lose, he's not going without his character, not without a fight and not without his character, that's what they can expect if they don't expect that already...they start talking about comps... Russell comes out and clears the air about his and Jeff's fight and that no one should take anything out on Jordan because of it and he's not mad at Jordan for talking to Jeff...conversation dies down and Jeff heads inside...Russell is in the kitchen cutting pineapple...Jeff tells him he feels the same as what he told him outside but he just feels bad for Jordan :( ...Russell says girls are cattier, he was never mad at Jordan for talking to Jeff, that's between them...Jeff says vice versa, he feels the same...Jeff heads outside again… JeJo light workout 3:53-3:54pm Jordan has changed into workout clothes...she's admiring her tan, she likes it saying it makes people look skinnier and hides your cellulite...Chima, who is in the bathroom, tells her she looks good, brown not red...Jordan says her nose is a little red...Jeff says "you want me to help you? (workout)", he notices how tan she is and says "holy f**k you are dark"...Jordan says her brother gets tan, her mom has a little bit of Indian blood in her so her brother gets really dark, she's in the middle and her sister is fair and doesn't get tan...Jeff looks at his lack of tan LOL he says that's as tan as he's gonna get. Chima can't believe Jordan didn't come into the house with her legs like that...Jeff says she's dark as hell...Jordan lifts her shirt asking if her stomach looks tan?...they think it is...Jordan says it's hard to tan her back though, she needs the tanning bed, she tells Chima she looks pretty...Chima thanks her...Jeff says it's silky btw...Chima says she's only taking compliments from Jordan btw...Jeff says "what's up?...Jordan and Jeff leave to go outside... Jordan tells Jeff to put on his shoes...Jeff asks if she wants him to work out too?...Jordan says if he wants to...Jeff says he'll just help her...Jordan gets on and asks if she should do the elliptical first?...Jeff asks what she's going to do? for how long 15, 20 minutes?...Jordan says 30 minutes...Jeff tells her to set it...Jordan tries but the timer isn't working...Jeff tries but can't seem to get it to work either...Jeff says it's kooky, she has to go for it to start...Jordan goes but nothing lol...Jeff says wtf, it's haywire...Jordan says it's kind of going...Jeff says it's busted. Jeff says for her to go until she's tired and to let him know if she needs help with the weights...Jordan says "I'm already kinda tired"...Jeff cracks up! and says to Casey "a half hour" ;) JeJo in blue BY talk 5:39-5:49pm Jeff is outside with Casey, Jeff is laying on the couch, Casey is sitting on the chair facing him...they are talking about the game and Casey is saying how he wanted to tell Lydia that she's not Jordan (who is closer to Jeff, no comparison btw them) Jeff feels like he's taking crazy pills in there...Casey is going on about how his students lie to him when Jordan comes out in her pretty blue dress, she says "hey guys" and sits on Jeff's legs. Casey pauses to tell Jordan she looks nice...Jordan says thank you...Jeff says "you look beautiful" :) ...Jordan says "wahhh, thanks". Jordan gets up and sits on the other couch...Casey and Jeff talk about his students, analogies about someone telling you something that will never be a reality and how raising your voice doesn't change the facts...Jordan stands up and at the same time gets called out by BB to put her mic higher...Jeff looks up at her and Jordan asks him "what?"...Jeff says nothing, he was just checking her out. :) Jordan then sits on the chair next to Casey's...Casey is still rambling about his students while Jeff & Jordan look at each other ;) ...Jordan says her nose is peeling...Casey says his arms are too...Jeff asks if she's putting lotion on it? Jordan says she has...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says her forehead is peeling too...Casey wonders how Jordan was doing it, being out in the sun 6,8 hours a day...Jordan says she knows...Jeff keeps looking at Jordan and says "you still look cute" ♥ ..Jordan says "thank you"... Casey leaves...Jordan immediately says "today's been like a uhhh"...Jeff says it's the same for him everyday, he just feels bad for her...Jordan asks if Jeff was in there when her and Lydia (were arguing)...Jeff says he came in and heard it...Jordan asks if he heard the end?...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff, she told them she's not going to quit talking to Jeff just because everybody else (is)...Jeff says he did the same thing, he told them he was in there for Jordan and even Russell came up to him and told him that whoever Jeff talks to, he's not mad at those people and Jeff agreed that's the way he's been playing it too. Jeff says he just thinks Lydia is covering her tracks because she knows she fu**ed up...Jeff says he went in there to defend Jordan not talk about the whole thing...Jordan says she told Lydia she had the votes and Lydia told her she didn't. Jordan says she doesn't understand, Lydia said Jordan ignored her and didn't talk to her but when she walks in the room, Lydia walks away and Jordan feels like she has to say something. Jordan says her throat hurts from yelling at the top of her lungs...Jeff says she was yelling...Jordan says she probably looked like a freaking psycho...Jeff says it's good, she has to hear it...Jordan says her eyes are all watery...Jeff says "were you crying?"...Jordan says "yeah, I was crying, I was so mad"...Jeff makes a pout and says "see I feel bad"...Jordan says she doesn't feel like everybody should jump down her throat because she didn't do anything and she told Russell on the hammock that even though him & Jeff don't along, they are on the same team so they should all talk, they don't have to be BFF but they're all going to have to get along. (good luck with that! lol) Jordan says she wouldn't distance herself if it was her. Ronnie comes outside rambling about possibly getting a mohawk :/ , Jordan says to do it, she gets up to get a towel and comes back saying "it's so hard to shave your legs in this house"...Jeff says "tell me about it" :P Jordan tells Jeff to put his feet up and sits herself down under & btw his legs. They get comfy and then Ronnie leaves. Jordan continues saying that is what she was telling them...Jeff says he said the same thing, did she hear him talking or no?...Jordan says yeah, she was right there...Jeff says he went in there to defend her and to not say he didn't defend Lydia & Jordan...Jordan says that Jeff is sitting there stating his point and they still don't believe him...Jeff says he knows... JeJo in blue BY talk Part 2 5:51-5:59pm The feeds switch back to J&J talking with Jeff saying "I suck at Big Brother" They laugh...Jordan says he hasn't done anything you know?...Jeff explains that Russell apologized, they got a little heated and he said that he was sure J&J were super nice people outside the house but Jeff just sucks at Big Brother...Jeff says he told him "ok, I suck at Big Brother but I'm not going to change the person who I am"...Jordan says she said the same thing, she told Russell that she thinks Jessie talks to her like she's stupid and just because he is HOH she's not going up there to kiss his ass, she can't suck up her pride and do it, she finds him ughhh, she's been trying to be nice to Russell in case he does become HOH but she guarantees she's outta there next week...Jordan says she's depending on Ronnie, she brings up how Laura is staring at her the whole time, she always talks about herself and she tried to go put on a better dress (than Jordan had on). They laugh...Jeff says omg, he thinks she is jealous even though it's big headed of him to say but he thinks it's true...Jordan says Laura doesn't like her either...Jeff thinks she's jealous because he's not giving her the attention she probably gets and she's not getting the attention she probably gets and that's his opinion, he's thought that from the beginning. Jeff says he cannot believe Lydia, Jordan too...Jeff says no one in the house is going to say anything...Jordan says "they're all so fu**ing young"...Jeff says Lydia is terrible by continually saying that Jeff didn't defend her being put up, how many times does he have to tell her that it was not a point to defend, Jeff wasn't there and he didn't know she was going up, he says that we (Jeff, Jordan & Lydia) were the closest, she laid in his bed crying and Jeff asked her if she didn't think he was her friend? Lydia said no and Jeff said "really? really?...you can say whatever you want in front of these people but really in your fu**ing heart, this game aside, you know I was your fu**ing friend so put on whatever show you want cuz I know what's true...if they air everything people are going to know it's true". Jordan keeps patting & touching Jeff's legs...Jordan says Michele told Ronnie that he's a target for her because she wants him out because he would beat her in the final 2, Jordan says "dang, Michele's got a little feistiness to her"...Jeff says Michele still talks to her, she's not scared...Jordan says Michele made a little comment in the pool about how she thought Jeff was her friend but wasn't sure because Jeff had put Michele under the bus...Jeff rolls his eyes and says he was up there (HOH room) for 25 seconds and 5 names came flying out (for nominees)...Jordan asks "do you know how gay we're probably going to look on TV with everybody fighting?"...Jordan says she had no makeup on and her hair was all nasty...Jeff says "whaddya mean? all I do is yell in here"...Jordan laughs and says "me too, I was screaming at the top of my lungs"...Jeff says that then people are going to say that he doesn't come talk to them, he tries to take himself out of the situation and when he goes to talk to them they say he doesn't give them enough space...Jeff says "Jesus man, I can't do anything right". Jordan says "me neither, they don't like us"...Jeff says "no, they don't, they hate us"...Jordan says they haven't done anything...Jeff says "I can take it, I can fu**ing, I like the odds, 12 on 1, bring it, I don't care, I can take it, ykwim? there's bigger things outside this house but I fu**ing felt bad for you, you know that's why I went in there, listen...don't say I didn't defend you & Jordan, you (Lydia) and me have a problem that I didn't defend you, whatever, ok, I didn't, that's what your story, I'm like Jordan's name was not even mentioned so don't run around and say I didn't defend Jordan and make Jordan mad at me and she's like 'well you didn't' and I was like 'Jessie, was Jordan's name mentioned ever, ever when I talked to you?' and he was like 'no' and I'm like alright"...Jordan says "and they're still mad at you". Jordan says when she was in the shower, Lydia was getting ready and there was complete silence and the girls won't speak to her when she's around and after she leaves, the girls will speak to her. Jeff doesn't understand why people follow that...Jordan says she already told Kevin she's not sucking up to anybody, she's not kissing anybody's ass and she thinks that everybody is scared of Jessie, Russell & Natalie because they're the strongest, no one wants to step on their toes for fear of elimination. Jeff says that Lydia brings up Braden & his bigotry and how Jeff didn't defend her...they laugh about how ridiculous the whole BY convo btw Lydia, Kevin & Braden, Jeff explains how it went down and how he stepped in to say it's not cool to make fun of people's race. Jordan says Lydia made a comment in the kitchen about how she was aligned with a person like Jeff and Jordan thought she was aligned with them before so...Jordan says she's trying to get people to turn against her...Jordan says she's the nice one, she is...Jeff says he thinks everyone sees that...Jordan debates over whether it's a good or bad thing that she's nice...Jeff says he's been talking to Jessie & Natalie more...Jordan says she doesn't like them...Jeff says you have to bite your tongue...Jordan asks if it's true they wanted her in an alliance with the athletes...Jeff says that is what he proposed because he was tight with Jordan & Lydia, them 4 with 2 girls on different teams and they could go a long way....Jordan asks what did they say?...Jeff says they put Lydia up and how is that not defending her when he said she was his best friend in the house?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he did everything to defend her. Jordan says they said they were just trying to open her eyes and see that Jeff isn't something....Jeff says "what am I trying to be though?"...Jordan waves her hand and says "I don't know Jeff, shh, I don't care, I already know, I know..."...Jeff's face completely softens and he says "mmm, thank you because what am I trying to do? I'm not trying anything"...Jordan smiles and says "I know"...❤️ JeJo in blue Part 3 5:59-6:09pm Jeff says he felt bad for Jordan and that is why he went in there...Jordan says she was sitting on the couch with her Easter egg towel and Lydia yelled something from the other room, she jumped up and sprinted to Kevin's room and asked "what'd you say!?" and that's when they started going at the top of their lungs and that's when Lydia said she was talking at this level (low)...Jeff says he heard that and thought that Lydia was the one that was just fu**ing yelling...Jordan says she was screaming at the top of her lungs, she gets like that when she gets mad...Jeff says he does too, he almost lost it on Lydia too and almost said some shit but he didn't. Jeff says that's what Lydia does is she doesn't stay and defend herself because she knows she is going to get killed, she knows she is wrong so if he keeps making the points, she knows she is going to lose so she runs up to the HOH room for her protection, why is she running away? and just because she screams louder than the other person doesn't mean she's right. Jordan says "what are we eating tonight?"...Jeff says "whatever you want baby" :) Jordan says they're going to have to cook tonight cuz you know they're not going to ask us what we want to eat (Jordan looks absolutely stunning here IMO)... Jeff brings it back to game and says "yeah, I dunno because people are showing weird sides and I think Lydia showed that she's a fu**ing snake"...Jordan worries that she already told her a lot...Jeff says they all did, it's already out there, people know...Jeff says his beef with Russell is mostly over...Jordan wonders if it's because she helped...Jeff says that yeah, right after that Russell came over and talked to them (in the BY)...Jordan wonders what Casey thinks...Jeff thinks Casey is on their side and he brought up the Jeff/Jordan are closer thing...Jeff says first they (the other side) said he didn't defend Jordan, then they said what if Jordan was on the block, they keep switching it...Jeff says that Jordan wasn't, then they said she was, then it was proven she wasn't so then they say 'what if?', they keep switching so he has to defend a new point...Jordan says there are more of them than of us so it's harder...Jeff says they keep coming after him...Jordan says with Braden gone it's just them...Jeff says he knows. Jeff brings up the Lydia saying 'what if' Jordan was on the block thing again saying that Casey almost jumped in saying to Lydia "you're not fu**ing Jordan, Jeff & Jordan are tight, not you and Jeff"...lol, Jeff says Casey was going to jump in but thought better of it...Jordan says that maybe Casey sees they're not fake...Jeff says he definitely sees it...Jordan says Casey is now trying to figure out who he trusts...Jeff says he sees and people are showing their colors and he knows...Jeff says Casey just can't come out and say that because then everyone is against you...Jordan says they just need to make it in the jury house...Jeff says it's going to be rough...Jordan says they just need 4 people to go out before them and then they're good...Jeff isn't sure of the numbers...Jordan explains but isn't too sure either, says they need to ask Ronnie, he's smart...Jeff says he is but will he be able to answer questions under pressure. Jordan says Jeff has her saying you know, she needs to quit saying "you know"...Jeff sighs...Jordan says if she's with him this whole time, 3 months or whatever...they high five, entwine their fingers and touch hands… Jordan says she will be saying "you know"...Jeff says "well that's good because he felt bad, now I can't talk to Jordan, that's awesome, I'm glad you came out here"...Jordan says "oh, you thought I was mad at you?"...Jeff says "no, I just thought you wanted to stay away from me, I'm like I want to go give Jordan a hug and I can't"...Jordan smiles and says "and drown me?"...Jeff says "no, I wanted to just give you a real hug, I'll drown you later" Jordan laughs and says "uhh, did you even think it would be like this?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "all like this, I thought it would be easier, you know?"...Jeff says he didn't think he was going to be the fu**ing asshole of the fu**ing house...Jordan laughs and says she wonders if people really see this, if she gets out early she's definitely watching it cuz she wants to see...Jeff says people will want to watch with her to see what's really going on...Jordan wonders if they look like the assholes?...Jeff wondered the same thing but thinks they're not, other than what he did with Natalie, he doesn't think he does...Jordan says right...Jeff says his points are valid...they both agree that what Braden said was not good and he can't win with those comments. Chima comes out and they talk about dry cleaning sheets for the dryer. She leaves. Jordan asks if Jeff thinks everybody is going to start liking them now?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he hopes and he's starting to talk to Jessie and company more...Jordan says be BFF with them because she won't...Jeff says they know that J&J are locked together...Jordan brings up Diane & Drew and how they made it far, then they start talking about final 3 with Ronnie, Jordan says she wants to be in final 2 and get 50K or 500K, she says they (her and Jeff) might have to fight about that at the end...Jeff says he hopes they have a fight about that...Jordan says why?...Jeff says because then they would be in the top 2...Jordan says what if Jeff kicked her out for Ronnie, she would kill him!...Jeff says "shut up, you're my only friend in here, I'm going to kick someone else out". Jeff talks about his DR's and how they have changed from "these people are my friends, I hate these people, what's going on?" They laugh. Jordan says she knows because in the beginning she said she loved Lydia and now she's going to be in there bitching about Lydia, the other day she was bitching about Russell and then when Russell came over to her to talk she thought maybe she was being too hard on Russell. Jeff says he thinks that has boiled over. Jordan says "Gucci?"...Jeff says no, no, he doesn't think they're going to be friends but they have a mutual respect, they'll leave each other alone in the house...Jordan asks Kevin how the Technotronics fight started, she thinks somebody had to have started something. Jeff thinks it was Lydia. Jordan thinks maybe that is why Laura looks at her funny because she told Lydia stuff about her. Jeff thinks that the other side doesn't really like her so maybe shit isn't as bad as they think it is, they're thinking the worst which is ok but hope for the best, "you know" JeJo in blue Part 4 6:09-6:13pm Jeff is talking about how they have to hope for the best and he has held his word and so has Jordan so they can be trusted, their word isn't shit, they don't bounce back and forth...Jordan wishes it was Cowboy that was there...Jeff says they would be BFF's...Jordan says omg, she knows, she loves him...Jordan says normally people like Lydia that are different with tattoos and stuff are usually the nicest but in her case she was just totally different...Jordan says Lydia overexaggerated the whole thing to make Jordan look awful, that's why she was screaming at the top of her lungs, could Jeff hear her?...Jeff says he did but at least she was defending herself...Jordan says "were you like good job?"...Braden comes outside at this point. Jeff says "yeah but then I just feel bad for people that I like and really you're the only person here...so I felt like dude, wtf man, like it's my fault"...Jordan says "we're not BFF's anymore"...Jeff gets a cute look on his face and says "hm, yes we are"...Braden walks by and says "hi lovebirds" which makes Jeff speechless, he gets a goofy smile on his face and looks at Braden... Braden says "what? what are you looking at me for?"...Jeff pauses and says "I was just...what?"...they laugh and Braden says "what?" as he prepares to go into the hottub. Jordan asks Jeff if her nose looks real bad?...Jeff says no, she looks like she's on vacation with her sexy sundress and a tan...Jordan says "I what?"...Jeff changes what he said and says "you look like you're on vacation"...Jordan says she is...Jeff says yeah, a real paradise...hotel". Braden says he loves that color dress on Jordan...Jordan says "thank you, 10 dollars Walmart"...Braden says "what?"...Jordan says swear to God...Jeff says that's how you blow it up...Jordan says when you have get fake boobs, you can mix it up and make it fancy...Braden says Ross is good too...Jeff says you can find some jams there...Braden says he found a couple...Braden gets in the hottub. Jordan complains she tried to curl her hair but it won't curl...Braden hopes Jordan didn't go through too much BS today...Jordan says she did but she's ok now...Jeff says they're always worried about Jordan...Jordan says awww. Jordan who loves to change the subject, lol, does and says she lost her retainer. Jeff whispers "I'm so happy you came out here"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says because he thought he was just going to have to not talk to her (cute smile on Jeff's face)...Jordan says why does she have to come out there? why does she always have to do everything?...Jeff says because he doesn't know if she wants him talking to her, it's the same as last time, he doesn't want to get her in trouble, he thinks it's over though. Jordan says they told her that she should stay away from Jeff for a little bit, Jeff says they told him the same thing (they clearly didn't take those orders!)...Jeff says he thought about it and what's the fu**ing point of that, what does that prove to anyone?...Jordan says she told Kevin why don't they say the same for Jessie & Natalie? Jordan says "they sleep in the same bed and we don't" (not yet )...Jeff says no one says anything to them". Jordan says "he wakes her up to make her breakfast and we don't do that" ...........(ummm ) Jeff says "and they tickle each other in the pool"...Jordan says yeah "and we don't do that" (yeah only the bed for you two )..."we just talk about drowning". Jeff wonders why everyone is on his fu**ing shit?...Jordan says cuz they don't like them being friends...Jeff says why? cuz they know we're not kissing ass?...Braden says he heard Jessie call Natalie "fluffy muffy"...Jordan mishears and thinks Braden is talking about her and says if she thought Jessie was talking about her being fat she would go off on him (sign of things to come) Jordan says if she was her boyfriend she'd be pissed, if she was the girl back at home and her boyfriend was doing that on tv, she wouldn't even talk to him anymore, he'd hear a mouthful, you know? Jeff says he does know… JeJo in blue Part 5 6:13-6:27pm Jeff changes the subject to game and says he can blow some smoke and play the game a little more...Jordan says to do it, to not blow any competitions...Jeff says he's not because he can't afford to, he doesn't know who is going to put him up...Jordan says then she will have to freaking save him cuz if he's gone she'll be by herself...Jeff says he will have to save her too...Jeff says there are so many scenarios, they could stay up all night thinking about them but he's definitely going to tell them to not put up Jordan, saying "remember how you said I didn't defend Lydia, I'm taking this opportunity to defend Jordan"...Jordan laughs and says that later on in the game they will try to break them up, separate them...Jeff says no one is trying to separate Natalie & Jessie...Jordan says cuz they're scared of them...Jeff says that someone needs to make a move otherwise they're just going to walk through the fu**ing game...Jordan says she will...Jeff says somebody has to...Jeff says on Thursday power will change and then they have to fu**ing start kissing ass, they're like "we sit up there all day from our ivory tower and judge people". Jordan thinks Michele will put her up...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to her...Jeff says he feels he & Michele are pretty close...Jordan sits back on Jeff's leg and says "you know like when you cry and you just feel like ahhhh"...Jeff says "better? a good cry?"...Jordan nods yes and says she looks like the crybaby now...Jeff says she doesn't...Jordan says she cried yesterday & today, she cried on the hammock like a little baby crying...Jeff asks her what she cried about yesterday? he forgot...Jordan says it was because Braden got put up...Jeff says "at the table?"...Jordan says no, remember when Jeff asked her what was wrong, her eyes looked watery or red...Jeff says "you were crying!?"...Jordan admits she was...Jeff says "why didn't you tell me?"...Braden says to Jeff "were you crying about me?"...Jeff says he was in the shower...Braden says "ok, that's what I'm talking about"...they laugh. Jordan says "cuz Braden got put up so I started crying"...Jeff says "aww, that's fu**ing cute...you going to cry when I leave?...f**k yeah" Jordan says it's because she knows she'll leave right after...Jeff says it's not that she's going to miss him, she's just crying for herself...Jordan says no, no he's her BFF...Jeff says "if I get kicked out next week, we're making out right away before I leave" Jordan giggles and says "see ya later Jeff"...Jeff says they're gonna make out...Jordan starts rambling about Julie Chen, questions and what people actually see in the house. Jeff is confused, lol and asks about fooling around? Jordan says no, just them asking about "sparks in the air"...Jeff says it won't matter because he'll be gone. Jordan starts playing with Jeff's leg hair and somehow the conversation ends up being about chickens, how Jordan's aunt Maggle killed chickens and Jeff's story about going pheasant hunting with his dad. Jordan says her friend Blake wants to take her hunting in the fall...Jeff says what hunting?...Jordan says to go hunting! deer hunting, he told her that Jordan has to be quiet...Jeff says yeah right...Jordan says she knows and then she asked him if she could whisper and he said maybe but he didn't know if she could even do that, he told her they have deer spray, he can wear his camoflauge and he told her he would take her four-wheeling, they can go in the creek and do that so she's excited...Jeff doesn't seem enthused, LOL...he says he doesn't know, hunting's not for him, you just fu**ing sit there and he gets impatient wanting to shoot stuff, his dad told him he had to wait so he left and sat in the van and waited with the dog, Diamond, he slept and thought "I'm never going hunting again". Jordan tells a story about going in this guy's truck down a straight up and down hill going about 80 miles an hour, she buckled her seat belt in case, when they hit the bottom they hit so hard they popped up, oh, it was so much fun...she wishes she could be 18 again. Jeff says "you're 22!" Jordan wishes she was 18 again though. Jeff wishes he was 6 and you play and that's all you worry about, your worse problem is if it's dark or it's rainy out, there's no worries...Jordan says she knows... Jeff asks what time it is and Braden answers 6:15...Jeff says he didn't expect Kevin to snap like that today, not snap on him like that...Jordan says him & Lydia are tight...Jeff brings up that Lydia said he didn't defend her...Jeff says he said what did she want him to do, drown the kid? Jordan says "what are you going to do when you get back home?"...Jeff says "I don't know, go to my buddy's restaurant and have a nice dinner, probably all his friends will come out and laugh about everything they saw and I'll tell them what really happened and shit"...Jordan says "tell them how you only had one friend in the house"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "well two"...Jordan says now he has uno...Casey comes outside...Jeff says "Casey's my friend". Casey and Braden start bantering. Jordan says when Braden leaves she'll take over his palate in his honor. They talk about sleeping arrangements and Jeff suggests just switching (?)...Jordan says it would be obvious...Casey sits down & starts smoking...Jeff says oh, f**k it, he'll win HOH and get the bed upstairs...Jeff wants to wait until tomorrow to see what happens (they're under the impression the rooms are changing)...Jordan asks Casey if they're cooking in there?...Casey says nothing is going on...they start talking about Veal Parmigna and Jeff asks if there is veal? Braden says no, pork chops. Jeff says he doesn't eat veal because he feels bad for it...Braden says oh, please...Jeff says they don't even get a chance to live, they put them in a box and they can't even turn around so they don't use their muscles so their meat is more tender, they feed them in there and they live there until they're killed and that's veal. :( Jeff says cows go to a slaughterhouse, he gets it but he draws the line somewhere. Casey says "fu**ing activist...PETA is still waiting for him about the spider on line 4" lol...Jordan says Jeff has a spider on him and she starts brushing off his shorts in a very precarious spot Jeff starts brushing off his shorts quite briskly and asks "is he gone?"...Jordans says "I don't know! check...in there" and she turns her head away, LOL. Jeff says his shorts are closed...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "was there a real spider in there?"...Jordan says it was a baby one, that's why she couldn't get it and she grabs Jeff's shorts to check again. Jeff says "he gone, f**k him"...Jordan laughs. They start talking about Ronnie and his possible mohawk, Jeff says "maybe that will bring the house together" (I just noticed this Jeffism right now)...Braden says if he does he'll be the next to go because it's bad luck...Casey says that works for him. Jordan starts saying that she doesn't smoke but at this rate she's going to be huffing and puffing on something, like pot, it would calm her nerves down...Casey says that's what he hears...Jordan says she could just be high and sit there...Jeff says it makes him bananas, like he's in a bubble on a different planet and he wants out, his friends laugh their asses off, Jeff says it's not funny, call the paramedics cuz he's freaking out...he can't relax, that's why he doesn't do drugs, just pot makes him that weird...Jordan asks if he's done any other drugs besides that?...Jeff says never...Jordan says hmmm...Jeff says what do you mean hmmm? Am I boring? Am I cool if I just bust out some lines?...Jordan says no, I was just asking any other...Jeff says no, I haven't...Jordan says good for you...Jeff says thanks...Jordan says good, she asks Casey if he has, she bets he has...Casey says no, to the camera and he'll leave it at that. Jeff says "stay in school"...Jordan says "oh yeah I forgot you're a teacher". Jordan says she went through a phase where she wanted to experiment...Jeff says "you told me"...Jeff gets called to the DR. Technotronics (again!?!) & stones from Jordan 10:54-11:02pm Jordan & Jeff are hanging out in the kitchen with Ronnie, Laura & Kevin. Jordan is sitting on the counter, Jeff is trying to figure out something to eat, he's hungry. Jordan says she's good, she ate pizza & cookie dough. Jeff looks in the refrigerator for inspiration. Jordan bring up the Chicken of the Sea reference from the Newlyweds (with Jessica Simpson), she says at first she didn't get it but now she does...Jordan notices Jeff might eat tuna and says "tuna, ughhhh"...Laura says "are you eating tuna?"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff saying "Ahhh, Jeff's making some toona"...Jordan continues mocking him saying "with the Technotronics"...Jeff says "Ronnie, thanks for not making fun of bro"...Jordan repeats "Technotronics"...Jeff says everyone has got their own little fu**ing soundbite so...Jordan says "I'm serious"...Jeff says "what if they don't even play that and no one sees it? that'd be awesome"...Jordan says "everybody will because they're going to make fun of you"...Jeff gets red in the face and laughs saying "I know they are, I was just hoping"...Jordan says that she thinks everyone is going to get made fun of though with Jeff and his Technotronics and the main word that won should have been a big 11 letter word and it was shotgun, other people didn't spell it, one word was spelled wrong, she just thinks it's going to be really funny. Jeff keeps looking in the refrigerator (to distract himself from Jordan's stones, lol)...Jordan says she hopes they make fun of him on tv cuz she will just love it...Jeff says "thanks Jordan"...Jordan thinks it'll just be funny...Jeff says he thinks it will be a good bit...Jordan says it'll be a good experience for him...Jeff asks the others if they think he'll have to talk about it when he gets out of there...Kevin thinks so and to be prepared...Jordan says she's prepared because she already heard the story so many times, she can tell everybody. So she starts telling it, lol, she starts laughing and Jeff adds on saying he was already nervous about it because he's the worst speller, he'd rather jump in a ring with a lion than spell something...Jordan says she can't spell either, she does it with her brother when they text, she's talking about words that sound like other words but are spelled differently, she mentions cat but spelled kat with a k...Jeff says to keep going so she can beat out his soundbite...Jordan explains why she has difficulty spelling, she didn't learn from Hooked on Phonics...Jeff says "so you can't spell either?"...Jordan says "no, I'm terrible at spelling"...Jeff says Jordan would have been even better out there in that group, they should have added one more...Jordan says Jeff should have thought of telecommunications or telephone...Jeff says "or electronics?"...Jordan laughs and says yeah, instead of Technotronics...Jordan is about to tell Jeff what he should do next time...Jeff says next time he's on TV?...Jordan says she knows how he feels because her heart was racing when they did the first "tube" competition...Jeff says he doesn't get nervous, he doesn't really care, he thinks it's pretty funny...Jordan says she doesn't think it is...Jeff says he thinks it is but it will get old in there...Jordan disagrees saying it will never get old...Kevin says "lover's quarrel" (LOL)...Jeff says yeah, what are you gonna do? Jordan asks if they think Braden is mad over what she said about his elephant?...Jordan talks about how she said Braden and the elephant would be sleeping in a tent on the beach, she's kind of scared for him...Jeff assures her he will be alright...Jordan is worried he's going to be homeless, CBS needs to find him a home, lol...Jeff says he'll stay in one of those holding rooms...they talk about Braden's living arrangements. Some more random chatter about have nots being over soon, time differences, Jeff shaking his legs out and Jordan not liking the image it's presenting and Jordan regretting eating pizza. Jordan throws this one out there "Jeff had a spider on his weiner today 🤨...a baby one"...Ronnie asks if it was in the bathroom?...Jeff laughs and says yeah he was taking a piss and a spider crawled on my dick. :P Jordan says it probably was laying seeds (? lol) Jeff says in my peehole? what if he peed and there were like 100 spiders? Jordan says she'd be so grossed out and never talk to him again...Jeff says "dude, I'd cut my own peeper off" 🤨 They start talking about sleeping arrangements and Jeff says he just opened the door to the SS room and heard the snoring, thought what a nightmare and went to sleep in his own bed. Jordan wants to be on slop just so she won't eat. Ronnie says "don't say that"...they all decide to go outside to help Ronnie pass the time so he can be off have nots. Jordan sits on Jeff's lap 11:50-11:59pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp95RT-7s5Q&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table, Jordan comes over to show him her burnt and flaky scalp from the sun...Jeff says it's gross, she should brush it out or put lotion on it...Jordan says she can't, Laura was picking at it...Jeff says it's out of control and grossing him out :P ...feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is sitting on Jeff's lap...all of a sudden, Jeff doesn't seem to mind her scalp any longer 😁 Chatter amongst the other HG's as the ones on slop prepare their food to eat at midnight...J&J look around taking it all in...Casey asks that someone take out the salmon and the tuna...Jeff wonders if they should take it all out...Casey says they'll eat it all in the next 3 days...Jeff says that should be fine as long as they don't put it back in the freezer. Jeff & Jordan laugh about the tuna and how it's bad luck (caused the last big fight)...Jordan won't eat the tuna, they can have all the tuna they want...Jeff says he'll eat it, he doesn't believe in that shit...Casey keeps looking over at J&J (probably surprised at their early closeness?) Casey asks Jeff "where you sleeping tonight buddy?"...Jordan says that Lydia was washing her sheets and she doesn't even think they're dry, do you think that was a statement? like get out of my bed?...Jordan looks at Jeff and whispers the same thing, saying she doesn't even think the sheets are in the dryer...Jeff thinks she did put them in the dryer...Jordan says she walked back there to change her clothes and the bed wasn't even made...Jeff says "all the sheets?"...Jordan says "yeah, I think that's a sign to get out"...Jeff says "where the f**k you going?"...Jordan says "sleeping with you"...Jeff blushes saying "we're head to toe"...they laugh… Jordan says "I think that's what we're gonna have to do"...Jeff shrugs (sounds good to him! LOL)...he says "whatever, you start snoring you're going on the floor"...Jordan bursts out and says "no we were roommates before and I never did"...Jeff says "oh yeah, we were never head to toe buddies"...Jordans says "just don't kick me in my face, I have enough pimples and peeling that I don't need anymore"...Jeff says he doesn't move much. Jordan says she went in the room and was like hmm, hmm, maybe it's an excuse so she can sleep with Jessie, she likes him...Jeff says it would be awesome if she slept with him to start a fight between her and Natalie...Jordan says maybe they shouldn't make the bed...Jeff says "get someone else in trouble".Laura asks Jeff if he wants crackers?...Jeff says no, he brushed his teeth so he wouldn't eat...Jeff says he's not gonna smoke for a couple of days either, he feels sick, he's smoked so many cigarettes today, he feels like throwing up, this place, he doesn't even smoke during the week. Jordan asks if she's hurting Jeff...Jeff nods no...Casey talks about being HOH, getting a letter, pictures...Jordan hopes to get a letter, she'll be mad if she doesn't get one...Jeff says he'd like some pictures...Jordan says "me too"...Jeff is curious of what kind of pictures...Casey says "pictures of you and your wife at your wedding?"...Jeff blushes and laughs saying "uh huh...my two kids"...Jordan smiles...Casey says his little dog & kids...Jeff cracks up...feeds go to fish briefly...they return with Jeff saying pita chips are awesome...Jordan asks what happens if they don't wait til midnight to eat....they start discussing food...Jordan changes the subject, lol saying Jeff looks so dark. :) Jeff says this is as dark as he is getting but he'll keep going out but will wear 50 SPF...Jordan wants to get on Jessie's scale, doesn't Jeff hate scales? Jeff says for her not to weigh herself now...Jordan knows, she ate so much and the pizza she ate was really good...Jeff says the pizza was super delicious...Jordan says she ate both...Jeff smiles and says he told her that stuff was good...Jordan says "I told you I like to eat"...Jeff says "I like it" :) Jordan says she's sleepy...Jeff is too but wants to see the others eat...Jordan says it's like Christmas, like opening presents...Jordan wishes they could sleep outside...Jeff says "wanna hammock it?"...Jordan doesn't hear and instead asks again if she's hurting him?...he says no...Jeff tries again saying "wanna lay on the hammock?"...Jordan says "yeah, now?"...Jeff says "wait"...Jordan says "3 minutes?"...Jeff says "yeah"... Russell walks by and Jordan says she's shocked he hasn't gone to bed yet...Jordan says she has to do her exercises...Jeff says "your boobcizes?"...Jordan finally gets off Jeff's lap because he tells her his leg is falling asleep..

July 14 Red Room bed sharing 12:58-1:07am Jeff is laying down in the RR and Jordan joins him just after the 12:58am mark...Jeff says "on the bed with nothing?" Jordan says "yeah...I gotta block that glare"...Jeff moves the cover and says "it stands up"...Jordan laughs and says "I know"...Jeff demonstrates how he puts the cover up to block the light. Jeff takes off his glasses and Jordan reaches for them...Jeff says "you want these?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and puts them on. Jeff looks at her and Jordan says "you look like you're staring weird"...Jeff says "who? me?"...Jordan doesn't answer, lol and says if she crosses her eyes she can see it...Jeff says "see what?"...Jordan says "I can SEE!...better if I cross my eyes"...Jeff is quiet...Jordan takes off his glasses and holds them up...Jeff whispers "put 'em in there" (the cubby)...and she does. Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff, it's bad, the light thing (glare from the LR) is real bad...Jeff says he knows. Ronnie comes into the room, turns on the light, apologizes, they say it's ok, he goes into the HN room. Jordan tells Jeff he's being serious...Jeff looks at her and says "no, I'm not"...Jordan says he is, she doesn't like it when he's serious, he bores her, she laughs...Jeff says "go somewhere else"...Jordan says "I might just do that"...Jeff says "beat it" (big smile)...Jordan compares their arms and says she's still tanner...Jeff thinks he's not getting any tanner and says Jordan gets dark, he doesn't get that dark...Jordan says "yeah, cuz I'm better" and she giggles...Jeff says "everybody is"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says that everybody in here thinks they are...Jordan says she thinks they did good today...Jeff nods and says he doesn't want to lay it on too strong, like everyone's one big happy family. Jordan says she has been kissing some major ass...Jeff says he was just talking...Jordan says she was rubbing Russell's arm and being so over the top...Jeff gets a look on his face and is about to say something when Ronnie walks out of the HN room...Jeff asks where he is going?...Ronnie is going to shower...Jordan notes that the camera is staring straight at her & Jeff, they giggle...more chit chat with Ronnie and then he leaves and shuts off the light for them...they talk about how cute Ronnie is, Jordan says she just wants to squeeze him like this and she squeezes Jeff's arm...Jeff says "you know how easy I bruise on my triceps?...like here I bruise so easy"...Jordan says "just say your arm"...Jeff says "on the back of my arm". Jordan says her boob feels weird...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "because I haven't been doing my exercises"...Jeff says "whaddya gotta do?"...Jordan shows him and then tells Jeff to feel but first covers them up so the camera doesn't see LOL Jeff feels, Jordan says he can squeeze...Jeff sounding like a 7 year old says "they feel real" ...Jordan giggles...Jordan says they're silicone, she instructs him how to feel, he does, she says "doesn't that feel weird?"...Jeff says it feels real but he can kind of feel it from the bottom but they feel nice. Lydia comes into the room with freshly laundered sheets and asks who is in the SS room sleeping. Jordan says it's Braden, just Braden 🙃 Lydia turns on the light again and goes to make the bed, Jordan tells Jeff that is why she got the silicone, if you squeeze them they feel real. Jeff is quiet...Jordan says she's going to leave in a second because he's too lame. Jeff says he's not lame and at least she's got her bed made...Jeff says "what do you want me to do? juggle?" Jordan says yeah, he's being no fun and she does the patented Jordan "butt towards Jeff" move. lol Jeff says "you want to play a game?"...Jordan says "what game?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan says "what kind of game?"...Jeff says he wants to play something like movies...Jordan says "like what?"...Jeff says "I'll name 2 actors and then you have to name what movie it is"...Jordan says "ok"...Jordan asks Lydia if she needs help and she gets up to help Lydia make the bed. Jordan gets back in bed with Jeff saying "you happy now?" Jordan says "yeah, definitely" and asks Jeff what game are they playing?...Jeff says he really likes his sheets (because they are stiff and block the light) you know?...Jordan giggles and says that Jeff really has her saying you know, she will catch herself, it's terrible...Jeff goes back to the cover talk and he shows her how comfy it is with the pillows holding it up like a fort...Jordan giggles...Jordan tells Jeff to go (to get the game going)...Jeff says "actors?"...Jeff asks if Jordan is even good at this, is she good at movies?...Jordan says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff can see her?...Jeff says he can see up close...Jordan waves her hand in front of him and giggles...Jeff says what? he can see without his glasses but he can't see far but it's just blurrier...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he loves how he talks and she doesn't even pay attention...Jordan says she is listening...Jeff says umm, that's all, it's just real blurry. Jordan says "k, go" and they start playing… RR Movie Game 1:07-1:15am J&J start playing the movie game. Jeff goes first, he says John Travolta & Nicholas Cage...Jordan says "umm, oh my gaw, I know this, I know this, I know this, umm...what's the name of the movie"...Jeff says "that's the whole game" Meanwhile the lights have been turned on again, this time by Natalie...Jordan wants a hint...Jordan guesses Pulp Fiction...Jeff says no...Jordan says she doesn't know, what is it?...Jeff says it's "something - off"...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says Face-off...Jordan says she wouldn't have got that...Jordan's turn...she says Kate Hudson & Matthew McConaughey...Jeff says they have a couple of them...Jeff is called out by BB to put on his mic and he does...lights have been off and go on again...Chima is in and out of the HN room...Jeff says "Fool's Gold"...Jordan says no, it's the one before that!...Jeff says "who the f**k are you yelling at and trying to impress? Chima?"...Jordan says yeah, she's trying to yell and impress Chima...Jeff laughs...Jordan punches Jeff playfully, he does the same and says "I'll fight..." and then they giggle...in unison they say "I'll drown you" Jeff says he knows the movie, the one where she's always with his buddies and she's trying to make him hate her...Jordan says yeah, so what's the name of it...Jordan gives a hint "Ten"...Jeff says what is that? 10 things I hate about you...10 ways to lose a girl...Jordan says "How"...Jeff says how to lose a girlfriend in 10 days?...Jordan says "how to lose a"...Jeff says "girl"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "date, husband"...Jordan says "guy"...they laugh...Jordan says "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"...Jeff (showing his competitive side) says he won anyways because he did named another movie with them. Jordan says ok, go. Jeff is trying to think of a movie she would know. Jeff says "Al Pacino"...Jordan throws her arms in the air in protest...Jeff says "you don't know Al Pacino?"...Jordan says no!...Jeff makes a spitting sound and says how can she get this if she doesn't know who Al Pacino is...Chima walks by and is astounded Jordan doesn't know who Al Pacino is, says it's blasphemy...Jeff is like "come on! that's terrible"...they ask her if she's seen Scarface...Jordan confuses it with Godfather but says she never saw Scarface. Jordan says Jeff is looking at her face like ewww but Jeff says it's because he's trying to focus...Jordan starts moving around to see if Jeff can see her and Jeff says he can over and over...Jeff says he's not blind...Jordan says she knows, she's aggravating him...Jeff wants Jordan to say one...Jordan says Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen...Jeff says "oh God!"...Jeff says "I don't know, Bubblegum Shoe" lol, he doesn't know their movies...then she says Nicholas Cage & Angelina Jolie, she changes her mind and says Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie...Jeff says on the cover they both have guns...Jordan says Jeff sucks at this game (LOL)...Jeff says he's thinking...Jordan says he sucks...Jeff says she sucks, she doesn't even know Al Pacino...Jordan gives him a hint saying "Mr..."...Jeff guesses Mr & Mrs. Smith. More banter over who sucks more at this game and what types of movies they know. Jeff has one...Anne Heche & Harrison Ford...Jordan says "the road of Rodanthe or something?"...Jeff says no, he wonders if Jordan knows who Harrison Ford is...Jordan says that's the old guy...Chima says "Indiana Jones"...Jordan says yeah, is that the movie?...Jeff says Indiana Jones? No...Jesus! 😂 Jordan says the Fugitive?...Jeff says "are you just naming Harrison Ford movies?"...Jeff says "do you know who Anne Heche is?...Jordan nods no and asks who she is...Jeff say that girl that was married to Ellen...Jordan says ohh, ooh, and they're lost on an island...Jeff says yeah...Jordan doesn't know the name of it, LOL, neither does Jeff really and they agree it's Six Days Seven Nights. Jordan needs multiple choice. LOL Jeff asks Jordan what her favorite movie is?...Jordan says she has a bunch...Jeff says for her to name her top 5...Jordan says she likes the Notebook...Jeff whispers that he did ask her that...Jordan says "I don't know, cuz I'm jealous of them cuz they have like this perfect love story"...Jeff says who?...Jordan says them, the Notebook!...Jeff says she has to work on snapping at him, ykwim?...Jordan giggles and says she is just kidding when she snaps at him...Jeff says every time she snaps at him there'll be a 10 minute penalty of scratching his back. Jordan says well then she won't do it a lot. Jeff says he knows because she can't get through 10 seconds...Jordan says "10 seconds of what?" Jeff says "what do you think?"...Jordan says "you're just horrible at that movie"...Jeff says "what?" (LMAO)...Jordan repeats he's horrible at the movie, the game they're playing, stupid! (right as Chima walks by, lololol) Jeff says "alright, whatever, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore"...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks what is with her? she's looking at every angle over there, are there people (around), what's going on?...Jordan just smiles and keeps looking at Jeff... ...Jeff changes the subject back to her favorite movies...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff asks why shit is so difficult?...Jordan lays back down and says "cuz"... Shutting off the light snappiness 1:15am Jeff asks Jordan "why don't you shut that light off, so we can kind of go to sleep while we're not talking"...Jordan says "no, I'm going in my room"...Jeff says "oh you are?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff rubs his eyes and says "aren't we going to do movies?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "well then shut the light off"...Jordan uhh's and Jeff raises his voice saying "does it matter, do you think?.."...Jordan says "no, quit raising your voice at me!" as she holds Jeff's arm and pats it...Jeff stops immediately, looks at his hands, looks back at Jordan and says "you're a handful" ...Jordan gets up, shuts off the light and then gets back in bed. RR goofiness & arm rubs 1:16-1:24am Jordan gets back in bed after shutting the light and they realize that the HN lights have been shut off as well. Chima comes out to turn the light back on and says she just needs two more minutes. They apologize, Chima says it's hard to remember, Jeff says yes it is, that and remembering who Al Pacino is...they laugh and Chima says J&J are so cute together. She goes back in the HN room. Jordan tries to tickle Jeff's armpit and asks if it tickles? Jeff says a little, he can take it for a second but if she keeps going...Jordan asks for his arm...Jeff is hesitant saying first of all it's gross (oh how that would change! lol)...Jordan starts blowing farts on his arm...she asks if it makes him laugh...Jeff says no, only if he has the giggles...Jordan continues...Jeff says she's all giddy...Jordan says what else?...Jeff says if she wants to keep making fart noises...Jordan keeps going...they giggle...Jeff says "what is wrong?"...Jordan is laughing amidst the farting noises...Jeff says she's easily amused, he kinda likes it. :) Jeff says "you wanna scratch my arm? we could play that game"...Jordan keeps blowing farts...Jeff says "try to play a song and I'll guess what it is"...they giggle...Jordan tries to no avail...more laughter...Michele walks by saying they're silly...Jeff explains Jordan is trying to play a song and he's never going to get it...Jordan tries again but loses it...Jeff says for her to try to focus, he wants to get one...Jordan says she's going to get serious but it doesn't work...Jeff asks what song she was trying to play?...Jordan says Mary Had a Little Lamb...Jeff freaks out saying that was the song he would have guessed, he swears on the Holy Bible...Jordan laughs and asks why that one?...Jeff says it's the easiest thing, it was in his head the whole time, it's so weird. Jeff says he's going to work on not swearing and not smoking...Jordan says he needs to...Jeff feels sick and doesn't like it. Jordan starts humming the same song and then asks Jeff to play one on her arm...he doesn't want to but does anyway, lol...he grabs her forearm, tries and fails miserably. LOL He says "get out of here" and they laugh, Jordan snorting too. Jordan asks where everybody went? Jeff says they're getting ready for bed and Jordan is giggly. Chima comes out to turn off the light and says goodnight. Jeff says he likes movies...Jordan says he's already said that. Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his arm. She starts scratching his arm that is draped over her chest. Jeff asks if he is choking her out? Jordan says no. Jeff asks if it's uncomfortable?...Jordan says no, she feels like she is playing the violin...Jeff asks her to play a song, play his arm like it's a guitar...she starts strumming and they laugh. Jordan asks why she always has to rub him? why doesn't he rub her?...Jeff says he will rub her feet...Jordan says "do my arm" and she holds out her arm...they giggle and Jeff says it's a good tradeoff...(they do look silly, lol)...Jordan takes her arm away saying it tickles...Jeff says "you don't like it?"...Jordan says no, it kinda tickles, feels weird...Jeff says "for real? it doesn't relax her?"...Jordan says no, it's like a weird tickle...Jordan asks for Jeff to do it harder, Jeff says he likes his like this...Jordan says to go harder...Jeff says he knows but do his like this, he says the way Jordan is doing it is nicer, it relaxes him...Jeff scratches harder and says Jordan likes that?...Jordan takes her arm away and says ew, she doesn't like that either. Jordan says she doesn't think she likes the way Jeff does it, Jeff wants to know how he should do it but Jordan says she just doesn't think she likes it...Jeff says "well do you like your arm being scratched?"...Jordan says "yeah, I just don't like the way you do it" (eat your words Miss Jordan, lol)...Jeff gets agitated and says "I got it, you said it 5 fu**ing times! f**k!"...Jordan laughs and there goes Jeff's vow to not swear. LOL Jordan says "quit cussing"...Jeff says "because you're driving me crazy"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff gets pissy that Jordan didn't like his technique then Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing" :) Jeff says she does relaxing things and then she doesn't want to relax with it...Jordan says it was Jeff's idea...Jeff knows, he likes it because it relaxes him… Jordan acting weird/Jeff won't be played for a fool 1:24-1:34am This is the conversation that starts Jeff telling Jordan he doesn't want her flirting with Russell and hanging around him as well, she can't have it both ways, he doesn't want to be played for a fool. Jordan keeps scratching but tells Jeff she is "thinking"...Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says "life"...Jeff says "in here or outside?"...Jordan says she hasn't had a life outside, life here"...Jeff says "oh yeah, what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "do me" and she stretches out her arm for him to scratch...Jeff starts and says he doesn't understand how she likes it...Jordan tells him to put his arm away and he does. Jeff asks if this is better? Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "with the nails more?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "alright, what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "none of your business"...Jeff says "we talk about that" (big smile from Jeff as he looks at Jordan who looks at him and smiles)...Jeff says "none of my business?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "then we have to talk about something else"... They are quiet for a little bit then Jeff asks if Jordan is excited for Thursday?...Jordan is and asks if Jeff is...Jeff says "yeah". Jordan turns on her stomach and faces Jeff, she says that Braden ruined his chances...Jeff says he fu**ed himself bigtime but as much as they say that, he doesn't think Braden had a chance anyway...Jordan asks if he did?...Jeff says no, now it's so easy for everyone to justify his eviction...Jeff says he hates that he has to pretend that they are right saying "yeah, I am an idiot"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "ykwim? I hate that". Jordan starts stealth whispering and Jeff leans up to hear, Jordan says he sucks at this, you don't lean up...Jeff asks if someone is in here? what's wrong with leaning up, it's so she doesn't have to say it loud, was she trying to say something?...Jordan says mmm, hmm but she'll tell him tomorrow...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff asks again if someone is in there, why won't she tell him?...Jordan looks around and they whisper some inaudible stuff...Jeff asks if she has something?...Jordan shakes her head and says no...Jeff says she doesn't?...Jordan says what? a good movie? (LOL)...Jeff says no, something good to talk about...Jordan says no, not really...Jeff says "no, a good thing to talk about tomorrow"...Jordan says nothing major exciting...Jeff says "the same old". Jordan says they will have to wait and see but it's nothing major...Ronnie walks by and says he is going to chat with them for a second if it's ok, they say sure and he goes in the HN room to put his stuff away. Jordan whispers something inaudible to Jeff who gets in close to hear her. Ronnie comes back in the room and sits on the other bed to talk to them As Ronnie does this Jordan tells Jeff a convo she had with Russell where Russell asked her if she was going to sleep with Jeff and Jordan said no, then she says something about snoring and Russell told her that she could come sleep with him because he doesn't snore when he cuddles with someone. Jeff says "he's such a fu**ing dork...that's alright, I'm going to sleep with Russell, good luck with that".😤 Ronnie and J&J talk about being a HN and how hard he's going to play for it next week. More chit chat about being over tired and napping. Jordan turns her butt towards Ronnie & Jeff. Jordan says it's too bright and Jeff tells her that she should put the cover up (to block the light)...Jordan pushes it away and says it's fine...Jeff pushes it back and says she doesn't have to go under the covers you fu**ing weirdo...Jordan says she's not!...Jeff says "geez, you're so fu**ing nervous, Ronnie is here"...Jordan says she's not! she's saying it's not weird...Jeff asks Ronnie if she's weird? she's a little weird, tell her, she can do it down there...Jordan says to Ronnie "tell him to shut up"...Jeff says "you're so nervous about everything, relax, we're buddies"...Jordan says "I know, til the end" and she holds up her pinky...Jeff brushes it off...Jordan says "all 3 of us, the 3 amigos"...she pinky swears with Ronnie and then asks where Jeff's is and they all three pinky swear.😨 Ronnie likes the movie Three Amigos...Jordan says Ronnie would be good at the movie game, Jeff explains it...Jeff says John Travolta & Nicholas Cage...Ronnie immediately says Face-Off...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "God, he's good"...Jeff says "she's the worst"...Jeff says Al Pacino & Keanu Reeves...Ronnie says Devil's Advocate...Jeff says Ronnie is fu**ing good...Jordan says she is comfy like this...Jeff says it's because he is smashed against the side....Jordan says when Jeff is confessing his love to me, he says he wants to drown me and beat me up ...Jeff says not beat you up, just drown you...Ronnie says "you're not into auto-erotic asphyxiation stuff are you?" (that goes way over Jeff & Jordan's heads, LOL, they don't respond)...Jordan says "so"...Jeff says if he ever hears him say that it's just a term of endearment...Ronnie says he says stuff like that to his wife like stabbing her and then Jeff says he jokes like that too all the time...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff whips his head around and says what?? she's been throwing little shots in (I found this so funny ). Ronnie says that earlier Jordan had her glass of wine and she was on a roll, the damn opened up and the hits kept on coming...Jordan says she got a little tipsy...Jeff says "yeah I know, I think everyone knew" (Jeff was always observing her )...Jordan says "why?"...Ronnie says he just noticed that...Jeff says for her to stop screaming and she should close the door to the SS for real...Jordan asks if she was free-flowing, was it bad?...Ronnie says no...Jeff says it wasn't bad for her because she says whatever the hell is on her mind, if someone else said it, it would be bad...Jordan says to Jeff "why? how I was calling you out?"...Jeff says he doesn't care when it's about him but he alludes to how Laura was egging Jordan on and having fun at her expense...Ronnie says he's going to say goodnight and go to bed, he walks towards the kitchen. Jeff won't be played for a fool Part 2 1:34-1:42am This is the conversation where Jeff, in no uncertain terms, tells Jordan to choose between him & Russell, he tells her he doesn't want to look like an idiot. ...Ronnie leaves, Jeff tells Jordan to scratch his side because it feels good, if you just scratch anywhere it feels good, it relaxes him...Jordan scratches...(Jeff immediately brings up what Jordan was telling him previously, the convo she had with Russell)...Jeff says "so what were you saying?"...Jordan says "about what?"...Jeff says "you and Russell"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "what'd you say? yeah?"...Jeff says "yeah, yeah, yeah"...Jordan says she doesn't want to get on his bad side, she needs to kiss his ass. Jeff says "don't kiss it too much"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "don't kiss it too much"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know, just so it doesn't feel cool"...Jordan says "I should probably sleep in a different bed"...Jeff (who is clearly annoyed) says "go ahead...then I'll look like an idiot"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "like he's one up on me"...Jordan says "why would you look like an idiot?"...Jeff says "because then it'll start a power struggle over you and I'll be like dude, you can take her"...Jeff half giggles and says "dude, I'm not playing that game, that's one game I'm not playing"...Jordan asks what he means...Jeff says "if he started, if he just kept talking and talking and talking, I'd be like"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's hand gesturing...Jeff says you! and he gestures that he would cut her off 😐 Jeff whispers "cuz he thinks he's like cool, so if you wanna go on that side, go ahead, I'll take care of this solo", he giggles...Jordan gives him the finger...Jeff says "same to you too"...Jordan pokes him with her middle finger, LOL, and says "just because if I did that?"...Jeff says "did what?"...Jordan mumbles "slept with (Russell)"...Jeff says "yeah, I would cut you, I'd be like later, for you two"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "whaddya mean why? you wouldn't sleep in here but you'd sleep in there?"...Jordan says "that's my room"...Jeff says "what?? then go in there"...Jordan says "quit getting an attitude with me"...Jeff says "it's just re*****d, what are you talking about"...Jordan asks "why is it re*****d?"...Jeff says "well, go in there then"...Jordan says "no, I'm laying here right now"...Jeff says "I know, I'm just telling you." Jeff says "why? are you asking me or something? you can go and do whatever you want"...Jordan says "I'm not asking you"...Jeff says "alright, I'm just telling you"...Jordan says "well good"...Jeff says "don't pretend you're cool"...Jordan says "uhhh, you're not cool" she turns around to face Jeff again...Jeff says "obviously"...Jordan says "why?" and then says "we're isolating ourselves right now"...Jeff says "we are?"...Jordan says "we did good though"...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's chest and Jeff says he is done putting on a show, he says he's just talking to people. Jordan puts her head up and she whispers something inaudible about Laura and how they were outside. Jeff says something about giving Laura attention and she's yours. Jordan whispers something inaudible again about Russell & working out...Jeff says "just don't get too close cuz then it will just throw fuel on the fire, ykwim, cuz people will be like oooh, people will just start talking ykwim?"...Jordan says she talked to Russell about her & Jeff, she told him, not knowing if she did bad or not, that her & Jeff are just friends and then after this show, we won't be like that, we'll be good friends, she doesn't people to think she is trying to switch, ykwim? (how did that work out for ya Jordan? ) Jeff rubs his eyes and says "that's fine we're just friends but then he's going to be like cool, let's me and you hook up and then everyone in the house will be like oooh, you were with Jeff now you're with Russell, it's just going to start controversies so if you like Russell you've got to ease away from me and move into that, ykwim?” Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff says if Jordan does it right away people are going to be says ah, Jordan is with Russell, you got played (Jeff)...Jeff says "dude, I didn't get played, you're fu**ing idiots"...Jordan giggles and says Jeff has to work on the cussing...Jeff says it was only one time, he reiterates his point saying "but that's all I'm saying, like make me look stupid so if you're going to go that way"...Jordan says "make you look stupid? why would I make you look stupid?"...Jeff says "if you start hooking up with Russell?"...Jordan says Jeff is her BFF...Jeff says "I know, but if you start hooking up with Russell, it'll make me look stupid"...Jordan says "I'm not, why would I hook up?"...Jeff says "I don't know what you're talking about, it would just look weird" Jordan turns her head away from Jeff and they are silent, Jordan seems to be taking it all in...she turns her head back and Jeff says "you know what I'm saying?"...Jordan nods and says yes...Jeff says he doesn't think she does...Jordan says "I do" First armpit reference :) Jordan says "your armpits smell good"...Jeff says "my baby powder deodorant"...Jordan says it's the fresh deodorant stuff...Jordan whispers inaudibly...Jeff says Jessie?...Jordan whispers inaudibly again...Jeff mentions Laura and then says something about it causing problems, he doesn't think Jessie would though...more whispers...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks they saved themselves or no?...Jeff isn't sure but says that's why he doesn't want to try to hard, they're not friends, he's not kissing ass and they still think he's a fu**ing dork...so whatever...but that's why if Jordan is going to start talking to Russell move away from him cuz he doesn't want to look like a bigger dork...Jordan giggles. What's the Vatican 1:43-1:45am Jordan asks if she wants her to let Jeff go to bed...Jeff says he doesn't care, whatever she wants...Jordan does something weird with her eyes and they talk about Jordan's head, Jeff says he doesn't know what's going on in there...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he never knows what she's thinking...Jordan says really? you think I'm weird?...Jeff says no, he just doesn't know what she's thinking ever...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says she's all over the map...Jordan grabs Jeff's glasses saying she loves them, she puts them on...she says "don't I look so gay?"...Jeff says no, she looks cute...Jordan says Jeff is really blind...Jeff reaches for his cross and Jordan laughs about how much stuff he has in his little cubby...Jordan says "what's your cross for?"...Jeff says "I don't know? for me"...Jordan says "I know, why do you carry it?"...Jeff says "I don't know, I like it"...Jordan says "I know there's a reason behind it"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "and?"...Jeff says "nothing, it's just good, I just like it"...Jordan says "I know, what's the luck?"...Jeff says "what's the luck? it's not luck, it's a cross, it's Jesus you know?"...Jordan says "duh, but why would you carry it? is it luck or what is it?"...Jeff says "no, I got it in the Vatican"...Jordan says "what's the Vatican?"...Jeff says "in Italy" Jordan snuggles in Jeff's armpit and says "doing what?"...Jeff says "I was just travelling and I got it there, I got it blessed and...you don't know what the Vatican City is?"...Jordan says "no"...they laugh...Jeff says "holy shit" 😂 Jeff says "it doesn't matter, I just like it"...Jordan says "should I know?"...Jeff says "yeah, you should"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "why because...I don't know maybe you shouldn't". Jeff says "you know where Rome is?"...Jordan says "oh yeah, I've heard of Rome, yeah"...Jeff laughs, Jordan laughs...Jeff says "oh my God" 😛 Jordan puts her arm around Jeff's belly, she says she's definitely heard of Rome she just doesn't know where it's at in Italy but she's heard of it and Venice. She pats Jeff's belly and snuggles. You know what I mean banter 1:45-1:48am Jordan snuggles up to Jeff and hums...she says "my head's like in your armpit"...they laugh...Jeff says "you like it in there?"...Jordan hmm's and says "it's like a hole"...they laugh... Jordan says "it makes me feel safe"...Jeff says "get in there"...Jordan says "no, you got baby powder on in your armpit hair" (thanks for that visual Jordan, lol) Jeff says "you were already in there, that's why I was being sarcastic"...Jordan pinches/pokes Jeff and asks "does that hurt?"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's accent saying "no...no"...Jeff smiles at Jordan and says "I don't, first of all I don't sound like the way you sound"...Jordan says "yes...no...toona...you know what I mean?"...Jeff laughs and says she's right about "you know what I mean", he lost...it came from her...Jordan says she never says that...Jeff says no, it came from being around her because he says you know what I mean because she doesn't know what he means. LOL Jordan says she does know what he means...Jeff says she doesn't though...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says cuz she doesn't know...Jordan says "do I really seem that spacey?"...Jeff says a little bit, she's out there...Jordan keeps touching Jeff and says he's so skinny...Jeff says he's not...Jordan squeezes Jeff all over...Jeff asks her to relax, scratch him, be nice and tell him a story (Jeff's basic requests for the whole time in the BB house apparently, lol)...Jordan says a story about what?...Jeff says he doesn't know, just tell him one...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says to tell him one about her friends...Jeff says no and he asks if she ever went on vacation and where was the furthest she went?... Jeff won't be played for a fool Part 3 1:48-2:10am Feeds return briefly with Jordan saying "it was fun, I had ugly boobs then"...feeds go to fish again...they return with Jordan saying she pulled her pants down & Jeff saying if she went to Mardi Gras now "those" (her boobs) would be all over the street...Jordan says "oh yeah on everybody's camera"...(obviously they were talking about her Mardi Gras/NO vacation) Jeff laughs...Jordan pats Jeff's belly and says "they're pretty now, I don't have a reason to not to show them, you know?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's....Jeff wants to know what other vacations she went on...Jordan says in 7th grade she went to Clearwater, Florida...she's been to the Bahamas, they go to Myrtle Beach all the time...Jeff says she went to the Bahamas? so she travelled a little bit...Jordan says that was in 9th grade with her family, nowhere major though, nowhere real exciting...Jeff says good story. Jeff brings up the Russell thing again.. Jordan says she likes this bed, it's comfy...she whispers that she has to freaking sleep with Lydia...Jeff says "or Russell"...he smiles, Jordan looks at him and says "don't be mean"...Jeff says "I'm not being mean, I'm just saying I'll write you off cuz it would just cause so much shit"...Jordan turns away from Jeff and says "whatever"...Jeff says "you don't think it would cause shit?"...Jordan says "I'm trying to help me & you out"...Jeff says "by fu**Ing sleeping with him? it'd cause a lot of talking, I'll tell you that". Jordan half covers herself with the blanket and doesn't respond...Jeff says "you don't think so?"...Jordan mumbles "I don't know"...Jeff says "what do you mean, you don't know?"...Jordan says louder "I don't know...I'm trying to stay on everybody's good side"...Jordan reaches back to hold Jeff's arm and says "I'm on everybody's bad side right now"...Jeff laughs and says what?...Jordan repeats and Jeff says "so by sleeping with everyone you get on their..."...Jordan says huh?...Jeff say nothing...Jordan says "what'd you say?"...Jeff repeats nothing...Jordan says "no, what'd you say?"...Jeff says he didn't say anything, who cares, she can do whatever she wants to do, it's none of his business. They both close their eyes and get quiet. Jordan says she is sleepy but doesn't want to go into the SS room yet...Jeff says for her to fall asleep and then when she's fallen asleep just run over to the room and fall asleep there...Jeff starts adjusting his pillows and Jordan asks if she's scooted over too much on his side...Jeff misunderstands and reaches over Jordan to see how much room she has and says she has a little room and she's alright. Jeff adjusts himself and Jordan says that she means if she is over too much on his side...Jeff says "no, you're good"...Jordan says "do you have room?"...Jeff says "yeah, I'm good". Jeff lifts up the blanket to block the glare and tells Jordan he needs a blocker...Jordan turns back and holds it up with her hand...Jeff says to not worry, it's done....Jordan lets go...Jeff says "I hate that you roll over and then you can't scratch me"...Jordan giggles and says "I know...you scratch my arm"...Jeff adjusts to spoon Jordan and starts scratching but Jordan tells him to scratch the top part of her arm, the fat part...Jeff laughs...Jeff asks if it relaxes her right there?...Jordan says "yeah, cuz it tickles...you know?"...Jordan says ahhhh...they laugh...Jordan says it's awful (about her saying you know). Jordan asks if Jeff thinks they will be woken up early tomorrow...Jeff thinks so but it's not late so they can still get good sleep...Jordan says "go to bed...wake up in the morning........." Jeff says and what?...Jordan says that made no sense...Jeff says Jordan is on space patrol tonight...Jordan smiles and says "space patrol"...they crack up...Jeff says "you're fu**ing acting all spacey"...Jordan says "I'm not"...Jeff giggles and says "don't give me the giggles cuz I was just getting sleepy...just getting comfortable"...Jordan says she was getting sleepy too and then Jeff will make her laugh and then she won't be able to sleep...Jeff says "don't talk about Braden otherwise we're never going to bed". Jordan says she can't wait to see his exit...Jeff says "it better be grand"...Jordan says she wants him to leave Bella, Ella?...Jeff says yeah, Ellie...Jordan says Ellie...Jeff says he can't believe him today, what he said, Jesus...when he yelled at Lydia...Jordan says that was crazy (change of subject lol)...Jordan says her head is peeling...Jeff says "that's crazy" ...Jordan says it's gross...Jeff says it's because where Jordan parts it she needs to put lotion there...Jordan says "no saying 'you know'"...Jeff says he didn't think he did it that much...Jordan says he does it more because she's slower...Jeff says "that, for sure"...Jordan is offended...Jeff says "because you know what I mean"...Jordan gives him the hand and says Jeff said it again...Jeff says he meant to actually say it this time...confusion reigns and then Jeff say this conversation is dumb, it's like they're speaking two different languages...Jordan hugs her pillow and says "I know"...Jeff says she said I know like she was sad. Jordan says she is surprised everyone is staying up late now, it used to be them, they were the troopers, times have changed in the BB house, you know?...Jordan says aahhh, getting mad at herself for saying 'you know', she says she has to quit hanging out with Jeff, she keeps saying 'you know'...Jordan says "ahh, I didn't mean that, did I hurt your feelings?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "did I?"...Jeff says "no, you can stop hanging out with me whenever you want". Jordan turns back to look at Jeff and reaches for his chest and starts scratching...Jeff says "you just gotta let me know"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says it would be nice, she's his friend, that's what friends do, is she going to pull another 'you know who' on him?...Jordan says "shut up, oh my gosh"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "I'm just joking with you"...Jeff says "well how do I know? anything fu**ing happens in here, you can't trust nobody"...Jordan says "whatever...can't trust you"...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, sneaky"...Jeff says "yeah I'm sneaky when I'm by myself"...Jordan says "I'm just kidding...who's fault is that?...Jeff, I'm so fu**ing with you, I'm just kidding", she pats him on the belly. Jeff says she can fend for herself too...Jordan says oh my gosh, she already knows she's probably going home...Jeff says "not if you keep sleeping with everybody" he giggles...Jordan says "oh no, don't even say it like that because that is going to make it seem"... Jordan says Jeff's chest hairs are spiking her...Jeff says he needs to cut them, Jordan agrees...Jeff says he was going to do it today but then he had to cook that shit....Jordan says right...Jordan turns her face onto her pillow and they get quiet again...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jeff is learning from Jordan on how to change the subject...he asks Jordan "did you ever go skiing?" ...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "that's great"...they laugh...Jeff says that's terrific that you did that. Jordan pushes down the blanket and Jeff asks why she had to ruin the thing...Jordan says she is sorry, she forgot...Jeff asks if it bothers her, Jordan says no, not at all. She curls up and they get quiet again for a couple of minutes. Jeff adjusts his head...Jordan says she feels like her nose is always stuffy and she can't breathe...she positions herself more onto Jeff and Jeff's space gets smaller, lol. Jeff says maybe she has allergies...Jordan says Jeff better not fall asleep with his mic on and she tells him to take it off, he does reaching over her to put it away and takes the opportunity to snuggle into Jordan asking her to scratch his arm. She does. Jeff says it sucks (because of the position they're in)...he touches her somewhere and says "are you ticklish there?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff whispers something inaudible and Jordan giggles...Jeff continues touching Jordan somewhere that cannot be seen because of the blanket but his arm can be seen moving slightly, Jordan seems very aware of the cameras and moves her body a little bit away from Jeff...Jeff does the old scratch the nose when you want to look cool thing and gets comfy with his hands off Jordan....Jordan starts secretly smiling...a lot! They lay still for a couple of minutes and then Jeff shifts a little to rub his eye. He settles in, covers himself and (I think) puts his hand on Jordan's waist. He starts shifting the blanket to block the glare and Jordan asks if he's trying to build his fort...Jeff mumbles something and Jordan turns her body towards Jeff, Jeff places his hand on Jordan's tummy (slightly visible from under the blanket)...Jordan hears voices and says she's not going to able to sleep in this light...Jeff says she has to make a fort...Jordan says then it will be hot, too hot...Jeff says then in the mornings it's freezing...Jordan says she knows, she needs to get in her bed...Jeff says to go ahead. Natalie approaches and Jordan says "everybody still up?"...Natalie says yes...Jordan says she won't be able to sleep for awhile...Natalie leaves...J&J talk about the blanket/fort situation again and while lifting the blanket, Jordan's shirt is seen visibly lifted exposing her tummy (Jeff was rubbing it, lol)...Jeff tells Jordan to go in the SS room if she wants and if it gets too loud she can come back, or too weird, or she could sleep with Russell. (again!) Jordan giggles and then says she needs to work out tomorrow...Jordan bites at her nails for a bit and then says she's going to her bed, for Jeff to have fun in his fort...Jeff says he will, look how much room she had...they say their goodnights and Jordan leaves. Morning Hammock talk 10:24-10:29am The feeds cut from a convo btw Kevin & Russell to the hammock where the convo picks up between Jeff & Jordan...Jeff says "did you put all your makeup on?"...Jordan says "did I? yeah I did"...Jeff says "did you put makeup on?"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff laughs saying "you're fu**ing really working it today"...Jordan says she has to get camera ready...Jeff says that's true, he thought she was doing it to work her magic...Jordan says "I do"...Jeff says she cracks him up...Jordan says "I have to, why? does it look bad?"...Jeff says "you look good"...Jordan says "I have to do it"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz! so I'll get their vote" Jeff says "you're such a...don't be a fu**ing hooker" ...he laughs. Jeff starts rubbing her back :) ...Jordan slightly punches him and says "I'm not...I have to do it so I get a vote, you know?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan looks over to the mirror wondering if people are looking at them...Jeff says "don't you think people are over it already?"...Jordan says she doesn't know...maybe...Jeff thinks they're over it, you can kiss their ass but their minds are already made up...Jordan says if she starts now...Jeff says she's right, it won't hurt...Jordan says Jeff needs to start talking to Kevin because he says Jeff doesn't talk to him enough...Jeff says he will but he doesn't want to overdo it...Jordan says when they're in a group Jeff needs to go over and talk with them, not just sit with her because they'll look like they're scheming...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, they're losers, they're backstabbers...Jordan says "so, everybody is a backstabber in this game except for me and you"...Jeff says he doesn't have to talk to them 24 hours a day...Jordan says "you gotta talk to somebody". Jeff says he will...Jordan says "instead of just me and you"...Jeff in a sweet tone says "I like it like that” 🥰 Jordan gives him a look and says he's just joking (but he really isn't lol)...Jeff says "I know, I know"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's accent saying "I know, I know"...Jeff says Jordan shouldn't sell herself out...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says she's trying so hard...Jordan says he can talk to Jessie, she can talk to Russell...Jeff says he's starting to talk to Jessie...Jordan says about Russell "omg whenever I get the chance, I want him outta here...he's smart too". Jordan switches the convo to her spiky legs, she asks Jeff to feel...Jeff says "like a fish"...Jordan says fish don't feel like that...Jeff says they're not that bad...Jordan says she's falling apart in there...Jeff says she's got to get it together...they talk about her eyebrows and then Jordan says she's going over "there"...Jeff says "bye sista, we'll catch up later, I'll see ya on the flipside"...Jordan walks away and says "whenever". If Jordan kissed Jeff? 10:36am Jordan is sitting with Kevin & Lydia on the BY couches, she's plucking her eyebrows, Jeff is still laying in the hammock since Jordan left his side about 10 mins before...Lydia yells over to Jeff "have you ever been kissed by a guy?"...Jeff says no...Kevin asks Jeff "what would happen if Jordan kissed you?"...Jeff says "I'd probably kiss her"...Kevin and Lydia ooh and ahh and Jordan yells out "and I'd spit in your mouth! lol, I'm just kidding"...Jeff says "if Jordan would kiss me I'd think we'd start laughing"...both get quiet for a sec and then the convo turns to sleeping and being tired. Working out 11:15-11:30am Jeff and Jordan work out in the BY...Jeff does weights...Jordan starts doing crunches...Jeff walks up to her and she gets shy about it, she stops...Jeff says "go!"...Jordan says "no, I can't"...Jeff asks why? she's doing fine...Jordan doesn't respond. Casey and Jeff take turns...Jordan asks if Ronnie wants to walk with her...Casey tells Jordan he'll walk with her after he does the weights...Jordan says ok...Jeff asks Jordan if he saw what Casey did last night? (circuit)...Jordan says she did, she was out there last night...Casey says Jordan was doing the elliptical...Jeff says she did it for 10 mins...they giggle about that...Jeff says every time she acts like a smart ass he gets 10 mins of back scratching...Jordan says she thought it was 10 mins of drowning...Jeff says that'll come after his backrub. Jordan tells Jeff that Casey's waiting...Jeff says he's getting it...Jordan says no, he was too busy looking over there (at her)...Jeff admits he was ;) BB calls a lockdown Jordan starts doing sit ups with Ronnie as her spotter...Jeff and Casey do weights...Jeff waits and Jordan finally stops...they talk about the garden, Jeff says he waters it every day...Ronnie says if it were up to him it would die...Jeff looks over at Jordan again and they have another little giggle over Braden who has inserted himself into the workout LOL Ronnie starts babbling about Helen Keller jokes, no one cares LOL Jeff takes a turn with the weight bar...Jordan watches...they exchange weights and Casey takes a turn, then Braden...Jordan who has done about 20 sit ups says she's sweating (it's a workout watching people workout lol) Jeff lifts again while Jordan and Ronnie talk some game...Casey and Jeff switch up the weights and position and it's Casey's turn again...Jordan keeps watching...she gets up to adjust her towel and they start talking about a grasshopper that's in the corner...Jeff and Ronnie join her to take a look...Braden goes over to look and says "hey buddy, welcome to Big Brother" :) Jeff walks back and asks Jordan if she's all done?...Jordan says yeah, they high five...Jordan walks away...Jeff lifts then Casey lifts...Jeff still has his eye on Jordan and asks her if she has her bathing suit on?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff & Casey continue lifting while Braden meditates and Jordan just sits in the sun… Comparing bodies 12:06-12:10pm Jordan & Laura are sitting in Laura's bed in the RR. Ronnie, Chima & Jessie are hanging out there as well. Casey comes into the room and chit chats and then Jeff wanders in looking for a shirt to wear. He rummages through his clothes and Casey makes fun of his clothing organizational system. :) Jeff expains he had to pack tightly and now his stuff doesn't fit so it's all over the place...meanwhile Jordan & Laura discuss the cameras and changing their clothes...Jordan admits she does it out in the open and Laura reminds her that she will be seen on the live 24 hour internet feed...Jordan says everyone has seen her vagina then...Laura says Jordan flashed her and she was "oh no"...Jordan says "I hope they like my vagina!"...Jeff mumbles "you seem real concerned about it". Jeff & Jessie start up with their Irish accents...Laura & Jordan talk about being naked again...Jordan says Casey walked in on her today and she had her boob pop out and Casey was like 'excuse me' and left until she was done...Jordan says she doesn't care about her boobs. Jeff mumbles he has to shower...Jordan hears him and says why shower if he's just going to go back outside and get all smelly anyways...Jeff says it's a good call. Laura says to Jessie that Jeff's body does look like Ben's if Jeff were buffer...Jessie calls Jeff back into the room...Laura says Ben is Jeff's size but if Jeff worked out 7 days a week...Jeff puts his finger up to his teeth and says "wtf are you saying?" LOL Laura says Ben has bigger boobies, he's got big tatties (?)...Jeff in his Irish accent says "I think she's full of shit"...Laura is saying something about Ben being not as big as Jessie when Jessie asks Jeff what he weighs...Jeff says 190lbs. Jessie asks "how tall are you?"...Jeff says "5'11, 6 foot like this (w/ sneakers)" Laura says "he's just more muscular, you have to see him if I get pictures"...Jordan is smiling like crazy at Jeff...Laura says he's not huge like Jessie he's just got...Jeff interrupts saying "he's ripped, his dick's that long (holds his hands out a foot long) and he's (inaudible)" Jeff says "dude, hook me up with this dude" 😂 Chima cackles and they all laugh...Laura says he is vascular like Jeff with muscle definition but he's not big...Jessie says he & Jeff weigh the same except he's got an ant on his right nipple LOL Jeff brushes it off saying he has ants everywhere, f**k off and he walks away doing his Irish schtick with Jessie. Jordan is coy about Jeff 12:11-12:14pm Jordan, Laura, Chima, Ronnie & Natalie are dozing off in the RR...Jeff has just been in there but walks away. Jordan immediately says that maybe after the show she can get herself an older man...Chima says that would be easy breezy, they like younger women...Laura says "how old is Jeff?"...Jordan gets this look on her face and protests "oh my God!"...Laura says she is just asking...Jordan says "oh, 31...I don't want Jeff after the...that...he lives somewhere else"...Jordan guffaws...Chima says "you can move to Chicago"...Jordan says nuh-uh...Laura says Jordan isn't tied down to anything right?...Jordan says she farts in front of Jeff so...Chima says it means she really cares for him LOL Jordan says "no...that means a friend...I don't care...he's just somebody I feel I can really talk to in this house and I feel like I can just like tell him my problems, I have a lot of problems...just kidding"...Chima giggles and says Jordan is too young to have a lot of problems...Jordan says "I don't know"...Chima asks how old Laura & Jordan are...Jordan says she is 22, 23 in November...she wants to move after this show, she is serious, she wants to move away...Laura asks "to where?"...Jordan says she wants to explore, there's nothing in Charlotte for her...they joke around about Jordan moving into the Playboy mansion and then talk turns to Kendra on the Girls Next Door… The reunion of the couple 1:13-1:21pm Jeff & Braden are talking in the SS room, mostly about game...they also talk about how the food especially chicken goes so quickly and how messy everything gets, why don't people just clean up after themselves, then hey talk about how Chima is out in the RR napping in Jeff's bed and that is why he's in the SS room chilling on Jordan/Lydia's bed. Jordan walks in just after the 1:16pm mark she says Jeff is in her spot and Jeff says no...Jordan goes to the other side of the bed and gets in...Braden says she has some nice sun...Jordan says "I do". Braden says "aww, the reunion of the couple" 😍 LOL Jordan & Jeff laugh. Braden says "the friend couple"...Jordan says "there ya go"...Jordan compares her tan to Jeff's and says she is tanner...Jeff says Jordan's legs are really tan...Braden says Jordan is looking good, nice & sunny...Jordan says thank you...she adjusts her mic and puts away something on the dresser...Jeff smiles at her and compares arms again...Braden asks if Jordan has been outside?...Jordan says no...Braden asks if she's been just running around causing havoc?...Jordan nods yes, she says she is tired...Jeff says he is too from...Jordan says "from what?"...Jeff says "we just been tawkin' "...Jordan smiles and says mmm, hmm. Braden's kooky self continues with this "what if we both married Jordan, would that be alright with her? we're like yeah"...J&J giggle...Braden says "that's the deal...we'll feed you ribs...and beans"...Jeff says "and hot dawgs"...Jeff laughs and says "hey hot dawg"...Jordan says she just ate a salad and it was good...Jeff says "hot dog"...Braden asks what she put in it? hot dogs?...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "what are you having for dinner? hot dog?"...Braden says "weiners?"...Jordan puts up her hand to Jeff's face and says Jeff is going to drown her for 30 seconds, she asks Jeff if that's what it was?...Jeff says she has to scratch his back for 30 minutes...Jordan says heck no...Jeff says "did you just like do that (roll her eyes)...like 40"...Jordan giggles. Braden asks if they were on a 24 hour timeout yesterday?...Jeff says then the explosion happened and then they had to hug each other...Jordan says she was mad, really mad...Braden asks why?...Jordan says she was just mad because she was being thrown in it. Jeff says he was shaving his chest in the shower and he almost cut his nipple off ...Jordan takes a peek and starts giggling...Jeff explains he was shaving and had soap in his eye and swiped at it and thought he cut it off, it still stings...Braden says he's probably going to be nipple-less man. Jeff cracks up and says "I'm probably not going to be able to feed my babies" Jeff says "that's all, they gotta work on the right side" haha...Jordan says that's up to the woman ...Jeff says "it is?" LOL...J&J smile at each other… Braden says what about his wiener, he could stick that in...Jeff says "dude, that's your kid, you sick bastard" LOL Braden says "milk me bitch"...J&J laugh...Jeff calls Braden a sick bastard again. Braden asks "Jeff, you going to have kids soon?"...Jeff says "like what, in the next couple of weeks?"...Braden says "like tonight?...no, like in the next 10 years?"...Jeff says "oh for sure, yeah I'm looking to start a family"...Braden says "start spermin'?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan laughs at Braden...Jeff says "yeah for sure". Jordan sits up and asks Braden for his purple eye mask...Braden throws it over after some hesitation...Jordan leans back and puts it on and asks "why does it have balls in it?"...Jeff says "cuz it's weighted" while Braden says it's because she likes balls on her chin...Jeff cracks up! Jordan asks what the weight does?...Jeff says so that it doesn't fall off...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Braden says you put it in the freezer and it cools you down...Jordan asks if it bothers him when he sleeps?...Jeff realizes that Jordan was shushing him when she said Jeff! and says to her "did you just say Jeff like (be) quiet?"...Jordan says boo and Jeff rolls his eyes and closes them. Jordan changes the subject (her specialty, lol) and says it's a ghost town outside, only Russell & Kevin were out there...Jeff says it's steamy hot...Jordan agrees...Jeff says that's why he's taking today off...Jordan says she is too. Crunk/Summer jams 1:21-1:25pm Braden asks what the girls have been saying...Jordan doesn't offer up much hope...Braden says that it was mean that Jordan said she felt bad Braden was leaving...Jordan didn't mean it that way...Jeff says Jordan was all crunked last night...Jordan says she wasn't and for Jeff not to say the word crunked...Jeff says she can't stop him from saying that...Jordan says he can't say that, it's so "2000". Jeff asks Braden if he likes crunked?...Braden sings that he does...Jordan repeats that it's so year 2000. Jeff says "alright, the point of the story is that you were drunk"...Jordan insists she was not...Jeff & Braden disagree...Jordan says she was tipsy...Jeff briefly sings... Jeff asks "you ever hear that song?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff in an exaggerated Jordan accent says "that's so 1989!"...Braden says "that was way back when"...Jeff says something about hot dogs again and Jordan says "wow" and changes the subject back to the purple eye mask. LOL Jeff wants Jordan to give it to him so he can see what everybody's talking about...she gives it to him and he puts it on...Jeff says "is there like Eucalyptus in here?"...Jordan says "what is that? it's such a big word"...Braden says it's a tree leaf and a type of tree...Jordan puts on Jeff's UCLA hat and says "a tree leaf?"...Braden says it's a scent. Jordan briefly sings Sexy Can I by RayJ...Jeff says "Ray J"...Jordan says you know it?...Jeff says "that was my summer jam last year"...Jordan says "you are such a dork"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan mocks Jeff saying "that was my summer jam, let's get crunk"...Jeff says "so now you can't say summer jams? that one I'm not changing"...Jordan says what Jeff said about his summer jam sounded stupid...Jeff says "why did that sound stupid?"...Jordan says "cuz you said this is my summer jam". Jeff repeats that it was his summer jam last year...Jordan laughs and says "don't say that, you just look like a dork when you say that"...Jeff says "whaddaya mean I look like a dork?...while I have a purple thing on my face?" Jeff laughs...Jordan repeats what Jeff said about his "jam"...Jeff says "that was my summer jam last year, how does that sound stupid?"...Jordan says you have to say that was my song last year, not jam because when he says jam that sounds so gay. Jeff says "listen, I like the way I say jam"...Jordan says "and I don't like crunk either". Jeff says "listen, I don't like the way you say hot dawgs"...Jordan says "crunk was year 2000, we're in year two thousand and........nine"...Jeff says "I was so waiting for you to say the wrong year"...Jeff has whipped off the mask and given it to Jordan who puts it back on...Jeff says crunk wasn't from 2000...Jordan says 2005 because she has a shirt that says "Legally Crunk"...Jeff says crunk is in the dictionary now...Jordan says it just sounds stupid so he can't say that...Braden asks "crunk is in the dictionary?"...Jeff cracks up, Jordan laughs...Braden doesn't think so...Jeff says it is, right next to Technotronics 🤣 Jordan says she is trying to sleep...Braden asks for his mask back and the feeds switch to the bathroom… JJ & Braden laughs 1:29-1:34pm Feeds return to the SS room just after the 1:29pm mark with Jeff laughing and Jordan saying "yeah right"...Jeff says "you don't think I talk to chicks?"...Jordan says "yeah, I'm sure you do"...Braden asks Jordan if she just said what she said and says "I would hope so"...Jeff laughs...Braden says "I would hope you'd have some kind of girlfriend"...Jeff, speaking about Jordan says "no, cuz she goes, cuz we're like, we crossed our arms and she's like, I got boys watching back home...Jordan's a little playa"...Braden says that Jordan hustles guys for free dinners...Jeff says "I know, stick to your side of the bed hoochie mama" LOL and he pushes the cover away. Braden says when she doesn't get any action she leaves...Jeff says "I'm outta here"...Jordan reaches back with her hand and touches Jeff's...Jeff says "don't touch my skin the rest of the trip" (well that didn't go exactly as planned :) )...Jordan says awww and rubs his hands. Jordan sits up and says she doesn't know why but she usually likes the assholes...Jeff says "I don't know why but move over" They start play fighting...Braden says guys being dickheads to you? but Jordan ignores it and tells Jeff she has fat arms...Jeff says she has tan arms right now and they compare arms... Jordan points out how Braden is with his purple mask...Jeff says he is maxin' and relaxin', he likes the Eucalyptus in the mask, helps you breathe...Jeff says he likes that spray for the steam room, it opens up your sinuses...Braden says he wants a steam room for his house...Jeff says me too, he thought there would be a sauna in here...Braden says you gotta "do it" in a steam room, it's the best...Jeff says he never does that, how is he supposed to, it's in his gym...Braden says get your own steam room bitch...Jordan laughs...Jeff asks how Braden pulled that off?...Braden says he was in a steam room...Jeff says "at who's house, where?"...Braden says "this girl's house"...Jeff mishears and says "what was his name?"...Braden says "Tyrone...Jenkins" Jeff laughs and says "Tyrone Jenkins in the steam room" LOL Jeff & Jordan look at each other… and then Jordan makes this face and asks Jeff if he can see her… Jeff says yes, he has his contacts in...Jordan says she ate a salad...Jeff says she told him, was it delicious?...Jordan says it was good...Braden says a good snack for later would be tuna melts...Jordan says "what's up with y'all and tuna?"...Jeff says they definitely can, it's a snackeroo on rye bread and they can brown it, Casey made some and diced up little pickles...Jordan just watches Jeff talk...Braden says they can have the fresh tuna later, all 44 buckeroos of it. Jeff asks Jordan if she's doing her exercises...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she feels they are kind of stiff...Jeff says "they loosen up when you do that?"...Jordan says "hmm, that's why I am supposed to do them"...Jeff closes his eyes and holds up his hand as if to say don't get testy...Jeff says how hard is it to just sit there and do that, he'd play with them all the time...Jordan says no, it's different when you have them...Jeff asks why? is it hard to do or you just forget?...Jordan says she just forgets...Jeff just thinks she doesn't want to...Jordan says mmm, mmm...Jeff asks if she's getting crabby?...Jordan protests "no! you always think I'm crabby". Jeff closes his eyes again, lol, and they both quiet down for a bit...feeds switch to the LR… Jordan telling time struggle 1:37-1:44pm Feeds return to the SS room with Jordan saying she wants to go see if she can lay down in the other hard bed to see if she can sleep better...Jeff says go ahead...Braden says it's not that comfortable...Jeff says have fun, why doesn't she just lay in the floor...Jeff asks if "what's her name" (Chima) is still sleeping in his bed otherwise he'd leave her alone, he gets what she's hinting at...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "you shut the ffff" and he smiles...Jordan says "excuse me?"...Jeff says "I didn't say it did I?"...Jordan repeats "excuse me?"...Braden says "Jeff's pissed"...Jeff says "yeah, fu**ing throwing stones all the time, I get the secret messages, I decode them"...Jordan turns to look at Jeff, rolls her eyes and turns back...they are quiet for a bit. Jordan then says "I miss my watch"...Jeff says "your watch? I miss like going out, you ever go out and forget your watch..." Jordan says she just misses her watch because it's pretty, she can't really tell time on a watch...Braden giggles and says that's funny...Jeff says "you don't know how to tell time on a clock?"...Jordan says "I mean I do but kind of not really, I mean I always have to guess kind of like, like when it's in between I'm like"...Jeff makes an incredulous spitting sound and says "you'd beat Technotronics with that and five other ones"...Braden says "yeah times a billion". Jeff says "you can't tell time on a...dude, she doesn't know who Al Pacino is"...Braden says wtf?...Jordan says she is sure she would know him if she saw him...Jeff says "she doesn't know what egg whites are"...Jordan says she does. Jeff asks "where is the big hand and the little hand when it's 11:32?"...Jordan says 11:32? hang on...Jeff says point with your hands...Jordan says it's like when the short hand is in between and you have to go backwards, she never knows if it's either 8 or 7, you know? Jeff smiles and is like ...Jordan says she always likes the digital clocks, when she'd ask the time and people would say "a quarter to", she'd turn around and ask someone else until someone would say like 8:25. Jeff asks if she doesn't get when they say "a quarter to?" Jordan says she doesn't get it when people say times in that way...Jeff says "so if someone says it's a quarter to eight, you don't know what time it is?"..;Jordan says "no"...Braden says "wow"...Jordan says her mom will say it that way and she has to ask her mom and her mom will say "Jordan, a quarter to" and she never gets it. Jeff says "how many quarters are in an hour?"...Braden says "yeah that's it"...Jordan mumbles 25? (she's obviousy confusing quarters as in the money, 25 quarters in a dollar with 4 quarters (15 minutes) in an hour)...Jeff repeats "how many quarters are in an hour?"...Jordan says 4...Jeff says right, now how long are each quarter?...Jordan says 25...Jeff says no, how many minutes in an hour?...Jordan says 60...Jeff says divide that by 4...Jordan says 60 divided by 4?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan starts doing the mental math and says hang on...Jeff starts laughing and says "Jordan man, holy f**k, I can't believe I'm having this conversation...dude, is this a real conversation?". Jordan keeps saying 25...Jeff says "Jordan, that's 100"...Jordan sits up and says "wait, hang on"...Jeff starts asking her again and Jordan tells him to shut up and she starts dividing again...Jeff says "what's half of 60?"...Jordan says 30...Jeff says "what's half of 30?"...Jordan says 15...Jeff says "ok, how many quarters are in an hour?"...Jordan doesn't know and panics, tells Jeff to shut up and says 45?...Jeff says "Jordan!" (love how he says this)...Jeff says the answer is 15 Braden says 15, 30, 45, 60....Jeff says so if someone says it's a quarter til 8, it's 15 minutes til 8...Braden says it's 7:45...Jordan nods...Jeff says It's a quarter to 1, what time is it?...Jordan says 1:15...Jeff cracks up and says "oh my...come on! are you sleeping? or is this for real?"...Jordan giggles and lays her head down on Jeff's chest/armpit...Jordan tries to explain...Jeff says he said quarter to, like it's going to be...this is not a real conversation right now, is it?...Jordan says she hopes not...Jeff says "holy f**k, you better hope this doesn't air"...Jordan says it won't because she doesn't have her mic on ...Jeff says "wow, did that just happen?"...Jeff says "good thing there's no clocks in here"...Jordan says "hmm, why?"...Braden says "good thing there's no cameras" 🤣🤣 Jeff says "yeah good thing nobody heard that"...Jordan says "no, that's just the only thing I've ever had a problem with"...Jeff says "that's it? your scientific facts are straight?" ...Jordan tells the story about her and her sister cooking and Jordan didn't know what margarine was, she thought it was a vegetable oil...Ronnie walks in and of course answers immediately saying it's fake butter. Jeff says "good thing you're cute Jordan"...Jeff tells Ronnie he just missed an intellectual conversation...Braden says Ronnie would be LMAO...Ronnie says "why?"...Braden says they were going over quarters in an hour because Jordan doesn't know how to tell time on a hand watch...Jeff giggles...Jordan starts explaining to Ronnie and the feeds switch to the LR again... JeJo spat 1:48-1:54pm Feeds come back to the SS room with J&J talking with Ronnie & Braden. It is hard to hear at times what Jeff & Jordan are saying to each other because of loud Ronno, I think I got it all but the gist is that Jeff doesn't like Jordan's attitude and stone throwing... The feeds return just after the 1:48pm mark with Jeff laying down on his side facing away from Jordan and Jordan sitting up with her hand on Jeff's side/waist...Jeff says about wanting to hear from Jordan "something positive before I go to sleep, everything is negative in this house, you're supposed to be like my one..." Jordan says "friend?"...Jeff says "yeah". Braden says "you're the king of pool"...Jordan keeps patting Jeff's side...Jeff says "I do own Braden in pool"...they talk about pool...Jeff says to Jordan "you wanna scratch my back, that'll be positive but you have to do it for like 2 minutes"...Jordan rolls her eyes and says "nooo, I don't feel like it"...Jeff says "alright, don't do it" turns his face away and says "don't even touch me"...they talk about who farted and Jeff says he wishes he had one, he'd fire it out right now...Braden says "on Jordan?"...Ronnie says "dutch oven"...Jordan lays back down. (this part I will mostly try to say what J&J say as Ronnie & Braden are seemingly not even there in their eyes, lol) Braden says he promised his mom that he would try and get at least one vote or she would be really, really sad so he asks Ronnie for his...J&J laugh...Jeff tells Jordan that he told him to say that to each person in the house, that way he gets a vote from everybody. Jordan sits up again...Ronnie talks about bringing baby Jesus & kittens dying into it...Braden says it's Satan's room...Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's side & leg...Jeff says the God & kittens dying thing makes him sad...somehow Ronnie starts talking about masturbation and God killing kittens everytime it happens (wtf?)...Jordan says wow...they talk about masturbation and Jordan says Ronnie doesn't have to, he has a wife, she's sure Braden does it all the time and Jeff does it regularly...Jeff says Braden's got all those lotions, that's why he took them all...Braden says "I wouldn't waste my lotion, my good shit on my coccyx" Jeff laughs and says "all the lotions you got from the Sheratons"...Braden says "that stuff burns"...Jeff cracks up! Jordan gets up and goes around to Jeff's side of the bed to put her flip-flops on, she tells Jeff she can't sleep...Jeff says "I am"...Jordan puts on her clip and says "you would sleep"...Jeff says "why don't you scratch my back if you can't sleep?"...Jordan says she'll do it tonight...Jeff says "what a liar"...Jordan says "I will tonight, promise"...they pinky swear on it...Jeff says "if you break a pinky promise everything's broke"...Jordan says "what's broke? our alliance?"...Jeff gives Jordan a look and says "get out...I don't like your attitude right now", Jeff shakes his leg, Jordan looks in the mirror...Jordan asks if the mirrors make you look bigger or is it just the way you are?...Braden says "no, you look fat" ...Jordan says "yay"...Braden says "no, not you". Jordan puts on her mic and (I think) says to Jeff "how come you're chilling?"...Jeff doesn't answer...Jordan says "hello!?"...Jeff waves the hand at her and then says "it's cuz I'm tired"...Jordan says "you're on my bad side"...Jeff says "you're on my f**ing bad side"...Jordan says "why?"...Jordan says "I didn't do anything", she picks up Jeff's shirt and says "here's your shirt...that's yours"...Jeff says "do you want it? it doesn't fit me"...Jordan with a low blow says "nah, I got Russell's"...Jeff says "are you serious? gimme that"...Jordan pats Jeff and says she's just kidding...Jeff says "gimme it, I wanna save it from someone who appreciates my shit"...Jordan gives it back hastily...Jeff says "is Chima still in my bed?"...Ronnie says she's out like a light...Jordan invites Ronnie to go to the pool with her...she says Sayonohra guys...Braden corrects her and she laughs...Ronnie asks if she's going to get in her suit...Jordan says yeah, she's just bored and she leaves. Jordan tries to engage Jeff 4:42-5:04pm Jordan & Ronnie are outside by the pool. Michele notices Jeff has come outside and says "hey Jeff"...a smile immediately comes upon Jordan's face... Jordan says "how was your sleep?"...Jeff says "pretty good, I zonked out"...Jordan smiles and says "huh?"...Jeff says "pretty good"...Jordan imitates Jeff's accent saying "pretty good"...Jeff rolls his eyes and continues stretching. Jordan looks down and says "I couldn't sleep Jeff"...Jeff says "I know, I could"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff repeats and asks why she couldn't sleep...Jordan says she doesn't know. Just after the 4:45pm mark Jordan approaches Jeff, who is on the elliptical, and asks why he's having an attitude with her...Jeff says he isn't, he smiled, he thanks Jordan for letting him take a nap today, he fell asleep pretty fast...a little more inaudible talk btw them and then Jordan goes inside to get her bikini top. Just after the 4:47pm mark Jordan comes back outside and pinches Jeff's butt as she walks by him. Jordan says "don't you hate it when people pinch your butt?"...Jeff responds no, he doesn't really have a butt...Jordan says her sister used to pinch her where it was so hard...Jordan gets called out by BB to put her mic on...Jordan says her mic fell in the pool...Jeff says "come on"...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he's sure they knew...Jordan says she was called into the DR right after. Just after the 4:56pm mark Ronnie and Jordan are talking about fate and destiny, Ronnie uses the example of Jordan becoming a multi-millionaire...Jordan says to Jeff "you hear that Jeff? I'm going to be a multi-millionaire"...Jeff says "you are?"...Jordan says "that's in my destiny"...Jeff says "congratulations"...Jordan says "serious!"...Jeff says "I'm serious too! I'm your friend no? hook a brother up...what are you gonna do? what's your millionaire idea?"...Jordan misunderstands and says she's going to buy a house...Jeff says "ok, what are you going to do with the money?"...Jordan says get a house, pay off bills, go to school...Jeff says "go to school?"...Jordan says "yup"...Jeff says "you're already a millionaire"...Jordan says "so? I still need the education"...Jeff says "aww, look at you always improving" :) ...Jordan giggles and says "always improving for the best". (interesting!) Jeff says "what would you give me?"...Jordan says a dime LOL...Jeff asks if he can get a fly ass car?...Jordan says "possibly"...Jeff says maybe a Lexus...Jordan says "possibly, I love Lexus, I love Range Rovers too"...Jordan then says her mom has an older model Lexus SUV. Just after the 5:00pm mark Jeff asks Jordan "did you just try to wink?"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "wink"...Jordan says "me?" and she winks...Jeff gets a kick out of her and giggles. Just before the 5:04pm mark Jordan gets out of the hottub, wraps herself in a towel, get her mic and walks inside, as she walks by Jeff he says "you look all sexy" 😍 Jordan whispers she's going inside to take a shower and she does... Cute but not so not cute married banter/stones thrown 7-7:10pm Jordan, Jeff, Chima & Natalie are in the kitchen...Jeff is eating taco salad...Jordan is milling about getting her salad ready, she's telling them that she likes to buy shots for everyone when she gets drunk, even though she gets a discount because she works in a bar, one night when she went out with her friends from work, she spent $200, she is too generous...Jeff says he gets very generous too when he gets crunked up...Jordan says he doesn't seem very generous...Jeff starts to ask Jordan if she doesn't think he would if he's drunk but says "get outta here...I don't wanna get pissed off"...Jordan says "no, start, I want to hear you get mad, start getting mad, raise your voice at me at Jeff" (poor Jeff :( )...Jeff keeps eating and shakes his head. Chima says "you guys are like a cute married couple"...Natalie says "yeah, I was thinking the same thing"...Jordan whispers "he's stupid" 😟...Natalie says "exactly, a married couple"...Chima says "they act just like one"...Jordan says "we've only known each other a week Jeff"...Jeff says "I didn't even say anything"...Jordan seasons her food...Chima says it provides good entertainment, keep going, it's like a soap opera, Bold & Beautiful (destiny! lol)...Ronnie comes in and joins them. Jeff says "she keeps throwing stones, I'm trying not to talk"...Jordan puts her hands to her ears and says "throwing stones, crunk, summer jam UGHHH"...Jeff says "uhh, what's going on, I'm just trying to eat a salad"...Jeff says "my vocabulary sucks, I scream, I'm cheap, what else? nobody likes me in here, what else?"...Jeff says "my spelling...we'll just get it all out there"...they eat...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "it's official now". Jordan says that whenever they're done here and someone wants him to do a club appearance they'd be like "alright guys we have a surprise guest tonight", guess who it is and then they'll be like TECH - NO - TRONICS!, she laughs...Ronnie says "you are relentless"...Jordan continues saying all the guys would be like "what a tool"...Chima chants "toona, toona, toona"...Jordan yells out with her hands up in the air "and everybody knows that the Technotronics man is cheap! and he will not buy one of you girls a drink!" Jordan looks all smug and satisfied but Jeff gets his stones in too and with good reason... Jeff says "wow"!...Ronnie even says "wow, that was hardcore, Jordan! laying into the man"...Jordan says "come on, say something else"...Jeff obliges and says "Jordan doesn't know how to tell time on a watch" (burn!)...Natalie laughs...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah it's true...whaddya mean, you just killed me for a half hour"...Jordan says "no, it's not that I..." Jeff says "what time is it if it's a quarter past 8?"...Jordan says "shut up!!"...Jeff asks again...Jordan says "I don't know, stop!"...Jordan says she always learned how to tell time digitally like that (points to the stove)...Jeff says Jordan is going to have an appearance at a bar and she's not going to make it because she's not going to know what fu**ing time it is (ok that is pretty funny, lol )...the others laugh...Jordan says when she was young and people would say quarter to or quarter past, she wouldn't know and would ask until someone would tell her the time in number form, she also gets confused with the short hand and where it sits in between the two numbers, if you go back or forward...when she was in the hotel, they gave her a little clock and she was confused if it was 7 or 8 so she would go by how it looked outside. Jordan says "ok, are you happy now Jeff?"...Jeff says he didn't say anything, she was ripping on him and he can't say one little thing about her?...Natalie explains that a quarter is always 15, Ronnie chimes in too, Jordan says Jeff already tried to explain it to her, it's hard Technotronics...Chima asks if they didn't teach Jordan in 2nd grade? that's when she learned...Jeff says "I know"...Chima says Jordan is younger than her so it may be different...Jordan asks "weren't you confused at first?"..Jeff says "yeah when I was 4"...Jordan says she still has to ask her mom...Jeff asks what she does she do if someone asks her the time?...Jordan says her watch is broken...Jeff says "holy cow"...Jordan says that if people question why she is wearing one then, she says it's because she likes it and has had it for a really long time or she says something gay. Jeff says he doesn't know why she ripped on him, he could keep going but he'll let it slide...Jordan says to keep going...Jeff says "no way"...Jordan says "no, I want to hear it...come on Jeff"...Jeff says "I got nothing...the only other thing I got is I can't believe you don't know who Al Pacino is, it makes me sad"...Jordan says "if I saw him I would know"...Jeff asks if she has seen any gangster movies...Jordan says yeah, American Gangster but those are mostly guy movies...they go over Al Pacino movies and Jordan know who he is from Devil's Advocate. Jordan says she knows who he is now. Chima mentions loving Charlize Theron but she hasn't been in anything lately...Jeff says maybe it was after she showed up at the Oscars all orange & tanned...Jordan says to Jeff "how would you notice that?"...Jeff says because it was a big thing and I haven't seen her since, she's pretty though. They start talking about what she might be doing now...Jordan eats her salad, Jeff has just about finished his...Jeff leans over the counter towards her and whispers "why do you have to (?) my business in front of everybody?"...Jordan denies she does and says shut up... Jordan goes over to where Jeff is sitting and pats him...Jeff says "where you going?"..Jordan says "over here" and she sits next to him saying "you know you love me"...Jeff half laughs...Jeff says "you know you can just scratch my back for like 2 minutes and..." (meaning all will be forgiven)...Jordan says Jeff's shirt is nice...Jeff says "I told you"...Jordan starts rubbing circles on his shirt and says "maybe if you wear more shirts like this"...Jeff says "you'll scratch me?"...Jeff says "I have one more"...Jordan says "do you? rawrrrrrrr". Chima & Natalie talk about both sleeping upstairs with Jessie...Jordan asks if she can have Natalie's bed then because she has snorers...Jeff says it's bad in there, he'll take the light anyday, he kind of likes it because he has that fort and he gets cozy under there. They continue talking about snorers and other random stuff… BY chat Part 1 8:08-8:14pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting/lounging side by side on the couch in the BY...Casey is there with them, he's telling them about something but as usual, JeJo aren't paying too much attention LOL ...Jeff is moving his toes around...Jordan asks "why do your toes like that?"...Jeff says "you notice every single thing about me now or what?"...Jordan says no, she's looking at Casey and as she's looking at him in her left eye, she sees two big toes going back and forth and it irritates her...Casey says peripheral would have beat shotgun 🤣 Jeff says that would have been a good one...Jeff explains he doesn't know, he always has to move something so if he moves his toes he doesn't have to move a lot ykwim?...Jordan rolls her eyes and Jeff asks why she's doing it...Jordan says Jeff said ykwim...Jeff says "alright, I'll give you that one"...Casey says one of the most comfortable spots to sleep in is the couch they're sitting on (in the shade), Casey says the weather in Cali is so different than Florida, you just sweat there. Casey is excited he is hosting on nat'l TV...Jordan says he was a good host. Jessie comes out doing the Irish accent, Jordan asks where is that from?...Jeff says "Snatch"...they talk about Guy Richie movies...Jordan sits up and pats Jeff's arm that he places on her leg. Jessie sits down and they chat. Jeff is just amused with the fact that all they do is sit around all day...Casey says they're like lions in a den, cage, they sit around, go sniff some shit, LOL, look around, play with a little ball...Jeff says "dude, we don't even have a little ball"...talk turns to SNL & the character that always has to "one up" people (love Kristen Wiig!!)...Casey describes how she one ups to the 10th degree and then he imitates her (funny stuff)...Jeff says it's a good bit. Michele comes out and then Laura joins them with her newly curled hair...Jordan tells her it looks good...Casey starts one upping Laura LOL...Jeff says her hair looks like a Vidal Sassoon commercial...Jordan says "oh yeah like a Pantene Pro-V commercial"...Jessie starts bragging about his muscles and showing them off...Jeff goes "oh man"...Casey says "there goes the B-roll"...Jeff says "geez Louise"...Casey brings up the Penelope character again and does another imitation, they all laugh. Jessie starts talking about himself again (big surprise) then Russell comes out and they say how mad he looks all the time. Russell goes back in...Jordan pats Jeff's arm...Laura says her & Jeff match...Jordan says she had to put on black...Laura says so you can match him...Jeff says hers isn't as soft as his...Jeff asks Laura if she felt his shirt?...Laura says "yeah, he rubbed it on her face"...Jeff says "oh yeah"...J&J laugh...Jordan says he's so excited about his shirt...Laura tells them that earlier Jessie was in his posing trunks posing ...Casey notices a muscle Jessie has that he didn't even know existed and they go on about it for a bit...Jeff says let's go to the next subject LOL Jordan pats Jeff's arm and decides to move where she is sitting so everyone will have room to sit, she sits under Jeff's leg. BY chat - You know/Bully/Accent 8:16-8:26pm Jordan gets comfy sitting under Jeff's leg...Jessie has been talking about wrestling & fighting...Jeff says he has a buddy named Tony that is a fighter, he's only 145 but he's a jujitsu master, the way he talks he says "wtf dude", you could blast a 2x4 over this kid's face and he'd be like "dude, quit fu**ing around" LOL ...he's so tough this kid but when you roll around with him and shit, he'll tie you into a knot, in 30 seconds you're out, he could whip him off for as long as he can til he gets tired because he's 50 lbs heavier, but that only lasts for so long, you're always on the defensive, he knows a couple of moves but that's it, others will see if they can give it a try but after a couple of seconds that's it, why does everyone insist on trying. Jordan whispers to Jeff if he has chapstick?...Jeff says he does...Jordan asks if cares that she uses it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says they have the same problem and she giggles...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan giggles and says "so it doesn't matter...you know?"...Jordan puts on Jeff's chapstick. Jeff points out she said "you know"...Jordan says "God, I know"...Jeff says Jordan is going to say that back at home...Jordan says she's going to hate herself, she'll be mad at herself if she says that all the time...you know?...Jeff smiles and points...Jordan says "I didn't mean to say that"...Jeff says "I know but your friends will laugh"...Jordan says her friends won't laugh, they'll say shut up...Jeff says "you don't think they're gonna laugh?"...Jordan says they'll say shut up Jordan...Jeff's eyes open wide and says "are they going to fu**ing punch you?"...Jordan says "are you going to say Gucci?"...Jeff says "no...you want me to start it in the midwest?"...Jordan says he should say that to everybody "that's so Gucci"...Jeff says Gucci is a brand, he wishes a word she made up...Jordan says how about Gooch, say hey Guccies or hey Gooches. This was straight out of the Abbott & Costello "Who's On First" routine LOLOL Jeff asks the others "hey, what was on Different Strokes the bully, what was his name? Gooch? the Goocher?"...Casey says "who's name?"...Jeff says "the bully on Different Strokes"...Casey says "the bowly?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan pats Jeff's belly real hard...Jeff explains again...Casey says "of course, whatcha talkin' about Willis"...Laura says "the bully"...Casey says "oh the bully?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Casey starts laughing and says he thought Jeff said "bowly b.o.w.l.y"...Jeff says "the bowly, the bowly"...Jordan says "bully"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan repeats "bully"...Casey says "we're going bowling, send me the bowl"...Jeff says "send me the bowl". Then Jessie gets in on it and says say "bull"...Jeff does...Jessie says "bull"...Jeff says it again...Jessie says Jeff is saying "bowl"...Jeff says "like the Bulls?"...they make fun of the fact he sounds like he's saying bowls not bulls...Casey says it's his accent, don't get mad, it seems like he's getting a little worked up...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "you know what the f**k I'm saying, you know like a bowly?"...Laura yells "bully!"...Jeff says he just said that...they all laugh at Jeff's expense...Jordan raises her voice and says "bull, bully, b.u.l.l.y."...Jeff yells "BOWL"...they all laugh...Casey says "like Raging Bull"...Jeff says "Raging Bowl"...they laugh...Jeff says "dude, I'm saying it"...Jordan emphasizes how to say buuulllll...Jeff says bowl... Casey cracks up and Jeff says "get outta here before I go somewhere I don't wanna go"...Casey cracks up saying "show's over" Jeff says "enough of those sound bites"...Jordan says toona, now they have another word...Casey tries to get Jeff to say bull again by talking about bullfighting...Jeff says he's got it...he doesn't know how he's saying it wrong...what is he saying?...they explain he's saying bowl when it should be bull, they go over it once again this time with the word bullshit...Casey says it's ok, he has an accent. Jeff asks again what the his name was...the Gooch?...Casey says he doesn't know his name...Jeff thinks it was the Goocher, wth was his name?...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff says she wouldn't know...they go back to the difference in the way Jeff says bowl (as in cereal) and bull (as in Chicago Bulls)...he manages to say them differently at least one time...Jeff is obsessed with remembering the bully's name and asks again, still no answer...Jordan tries to help him again by saying bull and bowl...Casey says the funny thing is Jordan trying to teach Jeff about accents, therein lies the irony right there LOL Jeff asks Jordan to say hot dog (not hot dawg)...Casey repeats hot dawgs, hot dawgs...Jeff asks if she can talk in an accent?...Jordan says "what kind? northern?"...Casey says New Jersey?...Jordan says they heard this already...Casey says he didn't...Jeff asks if she can do an English accent? Irish?...Jordan says hold on, one at a time...Jordan tells them in a NJ accent about the lady who comes into her salon and says her daughter is getting her hair done and if they need anything to give her a call...Jeff & Casey agree that was pretty good, Jeff says it's like the girl from My Cousin Vinny… BY chat - Part 2 8:27-8:30pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are left outside and they are talking about drinking and getting a buzz. Jordan says she wants wine...Jeff starts raising his voice and says "me too, I don't want beer, why does everyone get to drink wine, I'm taking a wine today, oh well, time to switch it up!"...Jordan says "you need to calm down, you're like loose on your patience"...Jeff says "yeah because I don't like stuff...ykwim...why do I gotta, you drink the beer now, we're all living together, everyone thinks they can fu**ing take whatever they want and do whatever they want all the time and say whatever they want all the time, no". Michele says "oh Jeff, you need a hug"...Jordan says "mm, yeah"...Jeff says "or a glass of wine"...Jordan asks if they think they would have any now? no...Michele doesn't think now...Jeff says they've been giving it to them pretty regularly...Michele says they'd be boring without it...Michele asks if they ate?..Jordan says yeah...Michele goes to the hottub...Jeff puts on his chapstick and Jordan says "everybody left us"...Jeff says "what else is new"...Jordan says it's probably because they're sitting like this...Jeff says no, it's because they're all eating, they're all waiting for that tuna...Jordan gives Jeff a look and Jeff says how else is he supposed to say it...Jordan says "fish"...Jeff says "they're all eating that fish". Michele complains she is losing weight on the BB diet...Jordan wishes she had that problem, she keeps looking in the mirror and her arms look fat...Jordan says to Jeff "my arm looks fat, it's your fault"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "you let me eat"...Jeff says "no I don't, I tell you to work out and stuff and eat better but you just grab pizza and cookies"...Jordan says "I know, I love them, aren't they so good?"...Jeff says they are good...Jordan asks how her arms look and starts jiggling them...Jeff says they don't look fat...Jordan says they do, they jiggle...Jeff says then she has to do something about that...Jordan says she's going to go home looking fatter...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "then nobody is going to want me if I go back looking fat"...Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan says she is serious, no guys like big girls...Jeff says "you're not a big girl"...the feeds switch to the GR. BY Chat - Jordan tries to calm Jeff 9:01-9:15pm Jordan joins Casey, Jeff & Michele in the BY. Everyone is enjoying libations, Jeff & Jordan are both drinking a glass of wine. Jordan sits herself down next to Jeff. Jeff is sitting up with his feet on the table, Jordan sits upright too, when Jeff leans back and stretches out, Jordan sits back as well and they entwine arms. Jeff says she doesn't have to scratch him and pulls his arm back. Jordan grabs it and starts scratching. Jordan asks Michele if she fell asleep while laying out...she says she woke up burnt...they start talking about fake ID's...Michele tells the story of how the cops confiscated her driver's license thinking it was fake but she was 21...then they talk about the state troopers and Jeff wonders if they're called the Staties...Laura comes out and joins them...Jeff asks if Good Will Hunting is like the best movie in the Boston area, it's one of his favorite movies...they start talking about words associated with high school and the feeds switch to the GR just before the 9:04pm mark. Laura says maybe they should do her hair in a mohawk...Jordan says "omg, you can't shave it"...Laura says she was just kidding, there's no way in hell she would do that...Jordan says her neither, she would cry, she'd be so mad...Jeff asks Jordan "how much would it take you to shave your head?"...Jordan says "a million dollars" Jeff says "a million?"...Jordan says "you would have to pay me a lot of freakin money"...Laura says not a dime less than a half a million dollars and she would do it...Jeff incredulously says "a half a million dollars!?...250 thousand dollars and you wouldn't do it?"...Jordan says "more than 250, more than 250 thousand, swear to God!"...Laura says "no!"...Jordan says "it's a girl thing"...Michele to be different says "hair grows (back)". Jeff tries to explain that it's a year's salary and your hair will grow back in a year...Laura says "a year salary? you think we make that much in a year?"...Jeff gets agitated and says "that's what I'm saying, it's a 5 year salary!"...Jordan says "lower your tone". Jeff goes mute LOL...Laura says of course she is exaggerating, for 250 thousand she would do it. Jordan tells Jeff her stomach hurts...Jeff touches her leg and asks if she needs something...Jeff asks her "you would do it for 250?" Jordan says no, she'd have to bribe them for more, for like 700 thousand...Michele laughs and Jeff makes a face and says "where'd you get that number?"...Casey says 10 thousand dollars...Laura says "hell no"...Jordan shakes her head and says no, she says "at least 100 thousand"...Jeff says that's a year's salary...Jordan swears to God she would not shave it if not for more than 100 thousand...Jeff says "100G,s, you wouldn't shave your head?"...Casey says 50G's...Jordan says "no, not 50, more, I'm dead serious, more"...Casey says "how much money do you make?". Jeff says he would cut off a pinky for that...Jordan says taxes will take half of it...Jeff says we'll give you tax free...Laura & Jordan agree on 100 thousand...Jeff says you'd be stupid not to...Jordan says no... Jeff leans back and says "quit telling me to, no actually keep telling me that because I do get loud sometimes"... Jordan says "I'm just helping you out"... Jeff squeezes her knee and says "I know"... Jordan says "it's anger management"... Jeff says "I did it, you're right, I said you're right, they don't always have to go back and forth" :) They go back to talking about the 50G's tax free and mohawks...Laura says she wouldn't be able to work if she did her hair in a mohawk...Jordan says me neither...Jeff says "work where?"...Laura and Jordan both say she does promotions"...Jeff says she'd have a year off"...Laura says 50 grand, she can make that in a year...Jeff says she's not working though...Laura says she would rather work, she needs 100 thousand...Jeff raises his voice again and says "what do you mean sit around, you can do whatever you want just because you have a shaved head!?"...Jordan taps Jeff's arm and whispers "lower your tone"...Jordan gives him a look and Jeff says he understands...Jordan says "you're getting mad"...Jeff says "because it's kooky to think that". Jeff asks Braden "you shave your head for 50 thousand dollars?"...Braden says he would shave his balls for 50 bucks. LOL Jeff asks what would a guy have to do to match that?...Braden says "a cock ring?"...Jordan says "Braden, you're so random, we'll miss you"...Jeff says "don't start"...Jordan says "I'm just kidding, I love you". BY Chat - sex talk 9:22-9:28pm The feeds return to the BY just before the 9:22pm mark with the group talking about threesomes..Jordan is saying something to Michele about her husband, she says "what if your husband wanted to join?"...Michele says that would be ok...the others say that is nice...Laura says she always thought about that...Jordan thinks she would be too jealous...Jeff says if he paid attention more to her than you...Michele says she's ok with that...Braden says it would be awkward...Jeff says it would be really awkward...Jordan says she wouldn't like seeing him being more into the other girl than her...they agree it would have to be with a random...Laura says it would be hard to be in a relationship and be in love with somebody and then have another girl and wonder if he liked her more...Jeff says "even if it's a random?"..Laura says "yeah what if he was lusting after her?"...Jeff says you would be so jealous if you saw him pumping some chick in front of you...Laura says "f**k yeah". Jeff says "and a lot of those times when that happens you can't even have sex with that other girl...not saying I know"...Jeff says he doesn't, for real, he doesn't do that...Laura says "you don't do what?"...Jeff says he doesn't do that for sure, it would end the relationship especially if he liked someone...Laura says it's not worth it...Jeff says it's not...Laura says "don't f**k with something that ain't broken"...Jeff says "right". Jordan says if her and Braden were dating and they & Laura had one...Braden says they might as well, they're on a team, let's do this shit now...they laugh...Jeff says "is the GR open?"...Jordan continues saying that if her and Braden were doing it and she saw that he was more into Laura, she'd be like wait, why is he acting more into her, he should be acting more into me even though it's supposed to be all fun...Jordan says she would be jealous...Jeff says she would be...Jordan then gives the example of a threesome of Braden, Jeff & Michele...Jeff says there would be no jealousy there...Braden says she would love it...Michele giggles...Braden & Jeff laugh...Braden says Michele is going to have sweet dreams tonight...Jeff says the GR is getting worked tonight...Braden says double time. Jordan says she wants someone to hook up in one of those rooms...Laura says Jordan & Jeff should...Jordan says nooo...Jordan says she wants Michele to hook up with Braden...Braden says that's not possible...Michele says that is called cheating and it will lead to divorce papers at the end of the show 🫢 Jeff says unless she gets a letter in her HOH basket giving her the go ahead, here's a bottle of wine, go for it. Ronnie comes out and Jordan says "hey we hear you're a little horny"...Jeff says "geez Jordan"...Michele says that married people get horny in this house...Jeff says that Michele said she was horny and then someone else that is married might be horny...Ronnie admits being sequestered away from your spouse is the hardest thing...Jordans asks Ronnie how he approaches his wife when he wants to do it...Ronnie says he can't talk about that, they're teachers...Jeff says they're people too. Jeff says "how much sex do you think you'd have in the hotel room for a week if it was just you and her"...Ronnie says OMG and doesn't answer...Jeff says he was thinking about that, what if you got locked in here with some chick, we'd just be banging all the time...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "what else are you gonna do, you can't leave the room, there's no TV"...Jordan says "you'd just keep doing it?"...Jeff says "yeah...what do you mean roll your eyes, what else are you going to do? all there is is lunch and"...Jordan says "banging and showering and banging"...Jeff says "and then they give us some coloring books"...Jordan says "oh yeah!"...they talk about the various things they got in sequester (model airplanes, toy trucks). Ronnie asks if anyone saw the Bollywood wedding?..Jeff says he did, that was the highlight of his night...Jordan asks what a Bollywood wedding is and they explain it's an Indian wedding...Jeff says he saw a jewish wedding too, it was cool, he watched it from his window. They talk about the various views they had from their hotel room. Michele says she got the VIP room, Braden says he had two balconies...Jeff says he only had a window...Kevin comes outside and Jordan encourages him to shake it...he does. :) Talk dies out and Jeff gets up shortly afterwards… Jordan hooks up Jeff 9:57pm All the HG's are outside except for Jordan and Ronnie who have just gone to the SR to get alcohol...they bring out the beer that BB has given them. Jordan pours 2 glasses, one for her, one for Laura (Budweisers) and grabs 2 more cans and starts walking outside, she sees Jeff standing by the open sliding door and she calls out in a hushed voiced "Jeff!" and hands him a beer...Jeff says "my girl...thanks for hooking me up" :) She hands Casey the other one and goes outside… Drunk 20 questions 10:29-10:31pm The HG's are all outside talking and playing 20 questions. The couches are all filled up so Jeff stands on the patio. Jordan joins him and they do a little flirtatious dance with each other, Jeff puts his arm on the small of Jordan's back and Jordan almost grabs for Jeff's arm but stops herself because she's self concious of the others. Jordan keeps whispering in Jeff's ear, it's pretty inaudible for the most part but she does say that they shouldn't have given up their spot on the couches. This goes on for about a minute and a half. It's pretty cute. Too bad the only camera angle was from far away. JeJo touchy feely 11:10pm While the HG's play "Julie says" in the BY, Jeff & Jordan are eliminated and then get touchy feely. Jordan is sitting on the fridge, Jeff is standing. Jeff touches Jordan's leg and Jordan holds onto Jeff's arm, she squeezes his neck and whispers in his ear about Michele. They giggle at how drunk Michele is. Bathroom meet up Part 1 11:17-11:20pm Jordan is in the bathroom and Jeff meets up with her there. Jordan is making a face and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she has a gas bubble, she needs to fart...Jeff says "blow one"...Jordan says she is trying to...Jeff goes to open the bathroom stall door and Jordan says "look, I thought this was a spider" and she shows him, Jeff looks...Jordan says "it's not a spider stupid"...Jeff says "why'd you call me stupid?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "that was weird" and he washes his hands. Laura who is in there too says "my knees hurt, f**k red light, green light"...Jordan says hers hurt too. Jordan says "Dr. McDreamy"...Jeff giggles and walks towards Jordan who holds out her hands to hug him, they hug and then Jordan says he has to help us...Jeff says help you what?...Jordan holds her leg out and says "doctor"...Jeff says oh, you want me to help you...Jordan who still has her arm around Jeff's neck says she's just kidding, sarcasm. Laura leaves… Jeff says everyone is getting along so nice...Jordan giggles and covering her mouth with her hands says it's because of the alcohol...Jordan holds her belly and says her stomach hurts...Jeff says "what's wrong? take a poop"...Casey comes in and Jeff uses the bathroom first telling Casey to entertain Jordan...Casey tells a random non-joke...Jordan says she doesn't get it...Jordan complains her stomach hurts, she's gassy...Jeff comes out and washes his hands...Jordan complains to Jeff her stomach hurts, Jeff doesn't know what to tell her...they get called outside to join in on the fun… Bathroom meet up Part 2 11:57pm Jeff & Jordan are getting ready for bed. Jeff takes off his contacts and puts on his glasses...Jordan is brushing her teeth and gargling, she finishes up, approaches Jeff and whispers in his ear something inaudible (I think something about looking in a mirror, Russell staring, something being obvious)...Jordan and Jeff's faces are mere inches apart...cute moment of closeness.

July 16 BY chat - Positivity/JJ loyalty 12:53-1:04am Jeff, Jordan & Laura are outside chatting. Laura says she's going to bed, she gets up...Jordan says she is so skinny...Laura says she's gained a lot of weight in this house...Jordan says no, she has...Jeff says "oh shut up" :) ...Laura goes inside. Jordan & Jeff congratulate each other on doing a good job in rallying votes for Braden. They semi high five each other...Jeff says they came a long way. Jordan says just a couple of days ago she wanted to cry...Jeff says that her, him & Braden were going to have lunch in LA...they laugh...they talk about how they were 99% sure Braden was leaving and now he's staying...Jordan says Chima has no clue...Jeff says the other side is going to come after him because they automatically assume he was behind this, he kind of was...Jordan says it was both of them...they say they did good, Jordan is proud...Jeff says Lydia is going to feel like so stupid, what an idiot...Jordan says they turned the whole thing around, it's good being nice...Jeff says they were just real, didn't change who they were...Jordan says that Natalie makes her cringe...Jeff says that Natalie lies, she lied about a conversation to Jessie. They discuss Michele & Russell...Jordan says she knows people laugh at what she says and that Russell told Michele that he hates ditzy blondes...Jeff says "whatever"...Jordan says "I'm not ditzy"...Jeff says "you're a little bit ditzy but it's cute"...Jordan's mouth drops and she says "you think so? I don't think so"...Jeff pinches her cheek and says "you're alright"...Jordan says she's not like Holly (BB5)...Jeff says "nah, she's annoying, you're not annoying, you're funny...whatever, it's who you are, you're real to who you are and who cares"...Jordan says "I don't want people to think I'm ditzy, I don't act ditzy" Jeff says "you don't act ditzy?"...Jordan says just because she didn't know the time?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she's just honest...Jeff says she's cute, to not worry about it...Jordan says she's just real, she zones out & doesn't listen, if she's not interested she gets sidetracked "you know"? Jeff says he knows ;) ...Laura says she's saying "you know" ahhhh! Jeff says Braden too. LOL Jordan says Braden owes them his life...Jeff says they go to bat for their people...Jordan says they're the leaders...Jeff says he doesn't want to be but they are, whatever. Jeff says he stayed positive, it all goes back to what his boss told him, just like he told Jordan before...Jeff says if you stay positive and focused on what you want good things happen to you and you get what you want, it's right and it comes true and his boss tells them, when he's doing his speeches some people say whatever, that's bullshit but if you really listen and believe, some of his good friends like Mimmo, they make the most money in the company, they all believe in that, they all live their lives like that and they all do well...if you believe & think positivitely good things happen and you get where you want to go...Jordan says right...Jeff says his mind controls everything, if you're positive you can be anything...Jordan pokes fun at how he is saying stuff...Jeff says well, take it for what it's worth...Jordan says she is. Jordan asks if Jeff likes his job?...Jeff says he likes the people he works with, it's ok but it's not what he wants to do...Jordan asks what he wants to do?...Jeff hesitates and says we'll see what opportunities come, he'll stay positive...Jordan keeps pushing and asks what?...Jeff says different things...Jordan asks why can't he say?...Jeff says he could say it...he does LOL...he says he wants to do hosting for a travel channel, he wants to travel, do something like that but he doesn't want to say that and then seem like he's begging for a job...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he doesn't want to seem like he's begging, he'll get it on his own, he doesn't need it to be broadcasted. Jordan says "and?"...Jeff says he just wants to get into the industry more...Jordan says like a news reporter?...Jeff says no...Jordan says OMG, even though she doesn't watch sports she would love to be that girl...Jeff says Jordan would be a good host because, not to take it the wrong way but she is a little spacy, she doesn't care, she's so blunt, she could interviews, ask them uncomfortable questions, be her and it would be funny, he doesn't know if she'd be interested in that at all but she would be funny. Jordan says she's excited, she can't sleep...they need to talk to Ronnie...Jordan says doesn't it feel like they are on vacay?...with a bunch of nutty people? Jeff says yeah, on vacation with 11 other people you don't want there? 😂 Jordan says at least she has him, who is normal...Jeff agrees, says he doesn't want to think about it, he would have been bummed this week if she weren't there...Jordan says "awww really?"...Jeff says that's why, no matter what, through anyone else, he's taking her over anyone because she was the only one that was there for him all week, when everyone counted me out, he was poison to talk to and she even got yelled at a little bit for talking to him so that he doesn't forget 🥰 Jordan says Jeff went in and stuck up for her...Jeff says "that's cuz you were with me all week, of course I'm gonna go to bat for you, I'll take the bullets rather than you because you showed me what kind of person you were and that goes a long way with me you know? if I have loyal friends at home, I'm loyal to them til the end you know?...I'm being serious"...Jordan says she's listening, she doesn't know why he thinks she isn't listening...talk turns how her toenail polish is messed up, lol and to Jessie and how now all of sudden he's being all nice to them… BY chat - C/L & JJ talk 1:13-1:47am Laura comes outside to vent...Casey & Laura talk about the talk she has just had with Natalie, she is pissed about it and storms off to go talk to Jessie in the HOH room...Jeff is inside, Casey and Jordan are in the BY. Jordan tells Casey she likes him, he makes her laugh...Casey says he likes her too...feeds switch out & then return immediately...Casey and Jordan continue talking game, they are wondering what's going on up in that HOH room...Jeff comes back outside shortly after 1:18am...Casey tells Jeff what just happened with Laura...Jeff says he knew that was going to happen...Casey, Jeff & Jordan talk game, they explain in more detail why Laura stormed off, Casey says he should have kept Jessie out of the loop, he disappointed him. Jordan says she wants some cookie dough, she giggles and says she craves it every night... :) more game talk...Casey farts and Jordan giggles, she then tells the story of when she had a boy come over and her dad farted right in front of him and she was so embarrassed LOL Casey complains about how little sleep he gets in the house...Jordan gets up and starts walking away...Jeff, pointing out that Jordan's mic is tangled, says "you know that shit's between your legs right Jordan?"...Jordan fixes it and laughs, she goes inside...Jeff says "uhhh, Jordan" :) ...Casey says Jordan is a trip. Casey and Jeff talk game...Jordan comes back out with cookies...Casey poking fun at her says "eeeeeat Jordan, eeeeat, eeeeat"...Jeff says "oh my gawd"...Jordan just laughs and proceeds to eat her cookies and milk...Jeff says "why the f**k do you eat that?"...Jordan says she stress eats. Jordan tells them she can hear them up in the HOH arguing, they talk more game and Jeff says maybe he's paranoid but he thinks the whole conversation is about him...Jordan gets up to leave and asks if they want anything to drink?...Jeff says "why don't you make a butter shake?" Casey says "with sugar"...Jordan laughs and says she can't help it...Jeff says how about she put some pizza, butter & ice cream in the shake and bring it out there for them? Casey says see if Braden can blend it up!...Jeff laughs and says to get one of his recipes from when he lived in Russia...Jordan says that blender was his prized possession...Jeff says he knows, he made 35 shakes the first few days...Jordan says Braden would say he learned in Hawaii...Jeff laughs...Jordan goes inside again and Casey & Jeff keep talking game with long pauses of silence. Just before the 1:43am mark Jordan walks back outside and Jeff gives her the sweetest smile... Jordan sits down, they continue talking game and how tomorrow might go... Jeff shifts and lays down with his head on her lap...Jeff asks if she's going to scratch his back...Jordan starts scratching...Jeff says even if they want to go to sleep, Laura is going to come out and want to tell her story...they hope Laura is not up there spilling because she was fired up...Casey gets up and says he is going to try going to sleep again...they tell him "see you in 20 minutes"...Casey goes inside. BY chat - Cowlick/hair/glasses banter 1:47-1:57am Casey goes inside leaving Jeff & Jordan outside alone...Jeff yawns and says come on Laura...Jordan thinks Laura won't spill will she?...Jeff says spill what? what is there to spill?...Jeff says Laura wants Russell out of there as much or more than they do...Jordan says Russell was so cocky the day the told Jeff off...Jeff says "take it easy he told me off"...Jordan says he knows what she means, attacked him...Jeff says that's better, he's been acting like that ever since then...Jordan says not today, he was eating alone...Jeff says he's playing the sad card, feel bad for me because I'm an idiot card...Jordan says he has no friends...Jeff says too late, he didn't even play that card, he had no choice. Jordan starts running her fingers through his hair, she wonders if Lydia went to hair school because she didn't do a good job on her hair and Jeff's, she buzzed Jeff's hair but didn't cut up top...Jeff says they didn't have scissors...Jordan says she noticed how badly it was cut...Jeff says "I can't see back there, what do you want?"...Jordan says "I don't want nothing, I'm just saying"...Jeff laughs. Jeff says he knows, he has to cut it a little bit...Jordan says they'll cut it tomorrow in "their" HOH room Jordan asks what Lydia put in Jeff's hair? Jeff says he put it in...Jordan asks what it is? Jeff says it's stuff that he has...Jordan says it's sticky, Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff has ever had long hair?...Jeff says no, not real long...Jordan asks shaggy hair?...Jeff says he's had it longer than he has but not too much longer...Jordan asks if it was shaggy and stuck out of his hat?...Jeff says yeah but not super long...Jordan says "it was so nice, you say that a lot...it looks so nice, that's so nice"...Jordan says he says it when talking about scratching his back too...Jeff says to keep playing with his hair, he loves it, he'll fall asleep...Jordan doesn't want him to fall asleep, she needs someone to talk to...Jeff in Jordan voice says "I'm tawlkin' :) Another version of Bully/Bowly Jordan keeps playing with Jeff's hair and says it swirls back there...Jeff says it's a cawlick...Jordan says "a COWlick"...Jeff says "yeah" ...Jordan says "what'd you call it?"...Jeff says "cawlick"...Jordan says "say cowlick"...Jeff repeats, Jordan repeats, Jeff says "like a cow lick? cawlick...I think it's cawlick, I don't know wth it is"...Jordan says "I say cowlick"...Jeff says then it must be cawlick, cowlick, it doesn't even make sense, cawlick, it's a cawlick...Jordans says "COW LICK"...Jeff says "I don't think so"...Jordan shows Jeff her cowlick...Jeff says "yeah, you got a cowlick right there" :) ...Jordan says "yeah" They laugh 😂 Jordan says she has a big forehead from her dad...Jeff tries to make a joke about it being like a drive-in movie theater screen but it falls flat LOL Jordan asks what Jeff is going to wear tomorrow?...Jeff doesn't know but probably his black underwear shirt, if they let him, he has other button ups. Jordan wonders what Laura is doing?...they talk about where Jordan is going to sleep tonight...talk turns... Jordan asks "when did your hair start turning grey?"...Jeff says "a long time ago?"...Jordan asks "how long?"...Jeff says when he was 18, he got a big patch up top...Jordan asks if he thinks by the time he's 40 he'll be completely grey?...Jeff says "I don't know, maybe"...Jordan says "probably...that's like what? 9 years?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "gaw, 9 years you'll be forty"...Jeff says "I know, wow, you just fu**ing shocked me too"...Jordan says she is 22 and she starts counting 9 years and says in 9 years she'll be his age. Jeff smiles big, giggles and says "yep"...Jordan says "doesn't that make you laugh, it's crazy" 🤪 Jordan thinks the others are going to try and turn Laura against her or them...Jeff says for sure, what does she think they're doing up there, he has a feeling he's being killed up there...Jordan says he probably is, both of them...Jeff says they have to lay blame on someone and he seems to be a good one for that...Jordan says he's just a good target...Jeff says it's true. Jordan is getting impatient waiting for Laura, she tells Jeff she's kind of scared getting into bed with Lydia, she'd rub her arm at night and shows Jeff how...Jeff says what's wrong with that? she probably wanted to make out with you...Jordan takes off Jeff's glasses and puts them on, she says he really has bad vision. Jeff says especially with these lights because they are bigger and brighter, it's not precise and pinpointed...Jordan doesn't really get it (he is terrible at explaining it! LOL Just say the lights are blurry & look bigger Jeff) and he drops the subject...Jordan gives Jeff's glasses back… BY talk - Cutest classic JJ banter 1:57-2:03am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jordan starts touching Jeff's ear and asks "what if there was a bug in your ear?"...Jeff says he heard a story one time...Jordan interjects saying a doctor put a light in a lady's ear and there was a roach that crawled out of it...Jeff says he heard a june bug...Jordan starts prying Jeff's ear open...Jeff says "get outta there" :) ...Jordan cracks up and Jeff says "you'll freak me out"...Jordan says "let me see, I'm scoping your ear out"...Jeff says "dude, I think I'd freak out if a bug was in my ear"...Jeff asks if that wasn't true?...Jordan doesn't know, can bugs get in your ear?...Jeff says he heard about a woman who had a june bug in her ear, she had a headache for three days, she went to the doctor and they looked in there and pulled out a june bug and it was buzzing, it couldn't get out...Jordan eww's...Jeff says ugh, God...Jordan wants to check Jeff's ear so she does ...Jeff asks what they see in there?...Jordan says she sees something...Jeff smiles...Jordan says "it's got..." Jeff says "legs?" Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff shies away laughing and says "get outta here"...Jordan giggles...Jordan keeps looking in there...Jeff giggles again...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it tickles a little bit, he doesn't think you're supposed to be jamming your fingers down someone's ears. Jeff says "dude! what's up up there?"...Jordan says "God, I don't know, kumbayah"...Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks?...Jeff says he thinks they are getting bashed...Jordan says she knows they will be targets if the others win...Jeff says at least they had 5 good minutes where they thought they were cool before being back to normal...Jordan says it's Natalie that is starting drama...Jeff says he knew Casey shouldn't have talked to Jessie...Jordan doesn't understand why people don't trust them more, they keep things amongst themselves...Jeff says he wishes he were a fly on the wall up there...Jordan says "and know what's going on? me too"...Jeff says they are in the middle of it...Jordan says Laura better not be spilling the beans...Jeff says they won't ask him anything, they don't have the balls, they will ask Jordan...Jordan says then they will yell at her...Jeff says then he'll have to jump in... Jordan keeps prodding in Jeff's ear...Jeff says "you love it in there" :) ...Jordan giggles and says she's looking for blackheads...Jeff asks if he has any?...Jordan looks and says she's going to push on them...Jeff says you like popping zits?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks why girls like that?...Jordans says because they are gross, she tells Jeff that if he ever has a zit or a pimple and he's going out with a girl on a date or something, make sure he pops it because they will stare at it, she does...Jeff asks "who goes out with a pimple on their face?"...Jordan says some people do, it grosses her out...Jordan tells Jeff to stop moving...Jeff says he hasn't, she's jamming things in his ear, she's making him feel weird...Jordan asks why? she's just looking for blackheads, she thinks her fingers are too fat...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan's not sure if there are blackheads or dents in his ear...Jeff gets ticklish again and says to just leave it...they laugh. Classic Banter Jordan almost starts to dig again and Jeff tells her to play with his hair, it'll keep her fingers busy...Jordan starts feverishly rubbing...Jeff says "nice"...Jordan asks why he says that? Jeff says "because I like it nice"...Jordan says to say "soft"...Jeff says "what's the difference?"...Jordan says she just doesn't like it...Jeff says Jordan doesn't like anything he says, get used to it ...Jordan says some of his vocabulary is weird...Jeff says hers is...Jordans says "no it's not, mine is cooler than yours, you don't say crunk, I'm gonna tell you that now, don't say that around a girl"...Jeff starts laughing...Jeff says that the more Jordan tells him not to say it, the more, twice as much he will say it...Jordan says she's trying to help him out for when he gets back home. Jordan says "don't say crunk"...Jeff laughs and says "holy shit" LOL Jeff says "ok, do my hair slow"...Jordan says good job...Jeff starts to say nice and Jordan protests again saying for him to not say "nice", she doesn't like they way he says it...Jeff says she's not the boss of him...Jordan says she's not, she's his BFF, trying to help him out...Jeff asks best friend, pass me some water. LOL Jordan does. BY chat - Fonzie/family/Scramble banter 2:03-2:20am Jordan continues telling Jeff that she is just trying to help him out, trying to make him cooler, more hip...Jeff says alright...Jordan starts rubbing and says "do it softer, I feel cooler now"...Jordan says "or rub it softer"...Jeff says "rub it softer, I feel like I have a leather jacket on right now, I feel so cool"...Jordan says "you have a leather jacket on?"...Jeff laughs and says "like Fonzie"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "you don't even know who Fonzie is"...Jordan says "yes I do, from Happy Days"...Jeff says "holy shit, thank God"...Jeff says at least she knows who one person is, who Fonzie is...Jordan says she knows who Fonzie is...Jeff says she didn't know who Al Pacino was so he doubted she knew who Fonzie was, she gets two cool points for knowing who Fonzie is. 👍 Jeff asks Jordan to write something in his hair. LOL She does, he has no idea what it is...Jordan says "Jordan"...Jeff wants her to do it again...she keeps writing...Jeff says "do you ever feel like you hear your cell phone?"...Jordan says yeah, she wasn't prepared for her cell phone to be taken away, she didn't look at her missed calls, she got a text message from her dad...Jeff says he had a couple of texts he didn't get because they took his away...Jordan says she didn't really get to talk to her dad before the show, her mom & dad don't talk, he's a contact but she filmed at her mom's before she left. Lydia opens the sliding door, peeks out and leaves...Jordan says she hates them...Jeff wonders if she came from upstairs...Jordan says she doesn't see her and she guesses she's not sleeping with her tonight...Jeff says "yeah she hates us"...Jordan says they are so going to get Laura, they're going to be back to the bottom of the pit, at least they still have Ronnie, she asks if Jeff thinks he would turn on them?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks about Michele turning?...Jeff says no...Jordan thinks she will...Jeff says "f**k no, she's golden"...they discuss what they could be saying up in the HOH...Jordan thinks she's hearing yelling up in the HOH...Jeff says she's imagining it, she couldn't hear them from there. Jordan asks "are you close with your family?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "are you close with your mom?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "you say my ma"...Jeff says "my ma" :) ...Jordan says "yeah, you don't say mom"...Jeff says "my mom"...Jordan asks if that sounds weird?...Jeff says no...Jordan says when Jeff tells a story he'll say "my ma"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan tells Jeff to keep going...Jeff says he's very close with his ma...Jordan asks about his dad?...Jeff says yep...Jordan says "and your brother?"...Jeff says "my middle brother yeah, my older brother I don't talk to as much"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he has his own family, he doesn't know, he's always with his wife's family...Jordan asks why?...Jeff doesn't know, he wonders the same thing...Jordan asks if they were close growing up?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "he just doesn't like coming around?"...Jeff says he's just always with her family, he used to see him all the time, now it's a couple times, a handful a year...Jordan asks where his older brother lives?...Jeff says close to his other brother in the suburbs whereas he lives more towards the city...Jeff says he's really close to his middle brother, Scott. Jordan asks if Jeff always wanted to be on this show?...he says no...Jordan asks if it just happened...Jeff says no, he auditioned...Jordan says she didn't, she was just working, she can't say more because they'll get in trouble, they'll talk later...Jeff says that's funny because so many people audition...Jordan says she was just "Gucci" Jeff says "I guess that was it" :) Jordan says they needed gucci people so they picked her...Jeff giggles...Jordan says at first she didn't think she'd like Casey but she does...Jeff says he's a stand-up guy, he likes Casey too...Jordan says "he's nice" (ummm, I thought you didn't like that word Jordan LOL)...Jeff says he says what he has to say, he's real, he says it like it is, he likes that...Jeff says this is getting borderline ridiculous, what's up? (with Laura taking so long) They are both getting tired, trying to decide whether to go inside or not...Jordan wonders if Lydia will kick her out, will it be awkward...Jeff says it will be awkward but she won't kick her out, she can lay down with him and pass out, then go over there and it won't matter. Jordan starts humming the Jeopardy theme song...Jeff says "Jeopardy...are you good at Jeopardy?"...Jordan says no...they start laughing... Jordan says "I played Scramble one time"... Jeff says “Scramble?” Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "Scrabble?" ...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff laughs saying "holy shit" 🤣🤣 ...Jordan says the person she was playing with had good words and her words, she was talking about the spelling comp, her words would be like butthole, something dumb like that...Jeff says he wishes she was in that game...Jordan laughs and says she probably would have won...Jeff says at least the attention wouldn't have been on him...Scramble, Jeff laughs and says "holy cow"...Jordan talks about the simple words she used like poop...Jeff says "are you really talking right now, I feel like I'm asleep and you're telling me this"...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff asks if he's dreaming she said Scramble and she spelled poo when she played Scramble...they laugh. Jeff asks if Jordan's friends are the same as her...Jordan says OMG yeah, they all act stupid and have fun, she has a good group of friends, they never have drama...Jeff says that's good...Jordan rattles off her friends' names...Jordan says Jeff has to come to Charlotte one time...Jeff says what would her friends think of Jeff?...Jordan says they'd act stupid and say heeeeeyyyyyy, what's up?...Jeff says "that'd be great, 13 girls like you"...Jeff says "would we get crunked?"...Jordan says "nooo! don't say that...you'd say wasteface or getting wasty!"...Jeff says "oh God...I can't say crunk but you want me to say wasty?'" (I agree Jeff 🙄)...Jordan says saying crunk is so out of date. Jeff says she's getting too loud...Jordan says are the neighbors going to hear them?...Jeff says no, his eardrum, she loosened it and now he can hear better or it's late and he's tired and she's screaming in there. Jordan says she sees the image of a man near a tree starting straight at her...Jeff can't see it (put on your glasses Jeff :) )...Jordan says it's kind of scary, it's funny how your mind plays tricks on you when you're in the dark...Jeff says sometimes it will seem to move...Jordan asks if Jeff lives by himself...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks in a house, apt, condo?...Jeff says in a house with a moat around it ...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff says an apartment...Jordan asks if it's nice or dirty? ...Jeff lies saying dirty...Jordan says it is?...Jeff says no! what do you think? am I dirty here?...Jordan says she doesn't know, it might be different at home...Jeff says "and I'm showing off here?"...Jordan says she didn't say that...Jordan asks what his apartment is like, stuff hanging on the walls?...Jeff says he has a picture he brings everywhere with him called "the Cafe"...Jordan doesn't know it...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan asks if it's Pablo Picasso or something?...Jeff says no and asks if she likes artwork?...Jordan says not really...Jeff asks if she has posters of bands?...Jordan says no. Ronnie walks by and Jordan says that figure in the window looks scary...Jeff puts on his glasses and Jordan tells him where the figure is...the feeds switch out… Sleeping head to toe 3:18-3:23am Jeff & Jordan apparently forgot they had said earlier in the day they weren't going to sleep together anymore because they prepare to do it again this night but this time it is head to toe. :) Jordan has been laying in bed waiting while Jeff has been having a cigarette outside. He comes to the RR to go to bed and searches for a blanket on the bed Ronnie is sleeping on (Natalie's day bed)...he awakens Ronnie and tells him he's looking for a brown blanket...Ronnie finds one and hands it to Jeff but Jeff holds it up and says it's a towel. LOL Jordan laughs...Jeff gets in bed and says Jordan took the good pillows. Jordan hands Jeff the pillow she has and Jeff says "you don't want it?"...Jordan says she knows Jeff likes that one, they switch...Jordan wants to whisper something to Jeff but fears someone will hear so she shrugs her shoulders and lays back down. She then sits up again and laughs...Jeff is like "what?"...Jordan whispers something else and then she lays back down, pats Jeff and says goodnight...they hold out their hands, hold them there for a few seconds... Jeff says he's going in the fort but fumbles around with his glasses and gets up to put them on the dresser...Jordan giggles and Jeff gets back in bed...about a minute later Ronnie mumbles something in his sleep, Jordan & Jeff giggle and Jeff says "he's still playing" ...Jordan giggles for another 30 seconds or so and then Jeff says "go to sleep"...lol...Jeff plays with Jordan's foot/leg for a second and then they seem to settle into sleep. Sleepy touch 6:06am Jordan has seemed peaceful and still from the time they fell asleep around 3:30am. Jeff on the other hand has been moving around a lot trying to shift his bigger body around without bothering Jordan. At 6:06:49am Jordan starts moving around just a tiny bit. At 06:07:20am she lifts her foot which looked like it was in Jeff's arm pit. This wakes Jeff more. He lifts up a little and rubs his eyes. At 06:07:37am he sits up and looks at Jordan and leans to do a quick touch of her face with his fingers. Then he settles into sleep again… HOH lockdown 11:22-11:34am The HG's are on lockdown...Jeff is laying down on the floor near the HOH bed listening to music with his eyes closed...Jordan has gotten up and walks over to where Jeff is and puts her foot on his tummy to let him know she's there...Jeff squeezes her legs with his and she pretends to kick him in the nether region LOL...she sits down and Jeff puts his legs on top of her...everyone is pretty quiet and the mics are not turned up at all so it is very hard to hear Just before the 11:25am mark Jordan rubs Jeff's leg, Jeff puts his head up, looks at her and bobs up and down to the music...Jordan keeps playing with her hair Jeff turns to change the song on the CD player and then @ the 11:27am mark he shows off his dance moves...hands in the air...the head bob, then "wave it like you just don't care", this time to Casey...then more hand movements, Jordan nods her head no and Jeff nods his head yes and starts doing the lasso :) and the two crack up laughing...Jeff settles down and Jordan keeps messing with her hair...Jeff hands the headphones to Braden and he gets up to get a snack. Just after the 11:30am mark Jeff returns and puts his leg over Jordan again...they whisper inaudibly...Jordan grabs Jeff's hat, puts it on, Jeff points to his sweatpants (they must be talking about college), Jordan asks if he went to UCLA?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks if he just likes it?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says her hair looks a mess...Jeff says "it looks hot" 😍 Jordan shows him the back of her hair, Jeff must say something about her fixing it later, they smile...Lydia starts throwing candy at Russell who is in the corner...Jeff & Jordan giggle about that, Jordan says it's chocolate pieces...more inaudible whispers and then Jordan squeezes Jeff's tummy...Jeff smiles...Jordan shows off her tummy fat by squeezing it all...Braden and Jeff start talking, Braden hands the headphones back to Jeff...they start talking about something Jordan has on her arm, they banter a little about that and then shortly before the 11:35am mark Jordan gets up to sit on the round chair with Kevin. First we're a package reference 12:53-12:59pm Jeff has made himself a salad and sits down at the kitchen counter to eat it next to Jordan who is just waiting for time to pass until the live show. Jordan asks Laura what she's wearing...Laura says her off the shoulder blue shirt...Jordan realizes you can wear things like that and says she will dress simple then...Laura leaves...Jordan turns to Jeff and asks if he's sure they don't need to talk to Casey again...Jeff says it's all a go (voting Chima out)...they discuss Ronnie and Casey in whispered tones...Jeff talks for awhile about something but it's very hard to hear what he's saying, it's about flipping the votes to get Chima out...at the end Jordan says "that's sound smart, really smart"...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jordan turns to Jeff again and says "then?"...Jeff keeps going but again, very hard to hear...he's talking about a conversation he had with Jessie with Jessie asking him who is here to win, him or Jordan? Jeff says he wasn't stupid enough to answer that question and wasn't going to name names...Jeff smiles at Jordan, she smiles back... Jordan says "you have to throw me in with you, we're a package...can you believe that?"...Jeff explains he was not going to name her or say anything to Jessie because he would turn it against him...Jordan says of course, when they're in the final two, they'll be battling :) ...Jeff pretends to kick Jordan LOL Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff then explains to Laura who is sitting next to Jordan what he told Jessie, how he said that so he couldn't be railroaded again... Jeff says his salad is bomb diggity...they talk about what they're eating for lunch...Jordan says the pancakes Michele are making are 200 calories...Jeff says it's per bite...Braden & Michele say that's before you add the other stuff...Jordan eyes pop and she looks at Jeff...Jeff shakes his head and looks Jordan up and down...Jordan says "don't even"...Jeff smiles and says "I didn't say anything!"...Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek and Jordan says "I saw you looking at me"...Jeff looks down and keeps eating his salad. Jordan comments on how skinny Laura is and says she has a body just like her best friend back at home except she is blonde...Jordan walks away… Black shirt (good call Jordan) 1:24-1:26pm Jordan comes out of the SS room, she has been talking to Casey. Jeff is deciding on what to wear for the live show. Jordan tells Jeff that Casey is irritated, mad. Jeff asks if he's still voting their way? Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff asks "hey, what do you like better?...this? (his Coup d'Etat western shirt) or this? (his black underwear shirt) it's like fitted you know?" Jordan points at the black one and says "that"...Jeff holds the white one up and says "you don't like this shirt?"...Jordan says she didn't say she didn't like it, it looks country western. Jeff says "yeah I know, I'm trying to be more like you" :) Jordan giggles Jeff says he has another one almost exactly the same, he doesn't have that many dress up clothes and he tried to get stuff with color and that didn't really work out for him. Jordan sits down on Natalie's bed...Jeff finishes up with going through his clothes and he says that he hates when the others touch his shit...Jordan says they need to rearrange this whole sleeping thing...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says "get them out here and us in there"...Jeff says "right"...Jordan says "God"...Jeff asks how the f**k they got out of there (SS room) and in here in the first place...Jordan says "I don't know...cuz you're too nice"...Jeff says "yeah no shit"...Michele walks in… Wanna Dance? 1:26pm Getting ready for the live show in the RR, Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to dance. :) Jordan looks sexy/junk in the trunk 3:17-3:24pm Right at the 3:17:30pm mark the feeds switch to the SS room where Jeff, Jordan, Braden, Ronnie & Casey are, they're talking about the upcoming live show...Jordan is changing into various outfits, she's not sure what she should wear and Jeff and Braden are advising her...Jordan has on jeans and a hot pink top...it's pretty vavavoom...the audio finally goes on with Jordan saying it's not a fashion show...Jeff says they have an hour and a half to kill. Jeff looks at Jordan saying "that looks sexy just so you know" Jordan's reaction is hysterical, she says "Jeeefffffffffuh! that embarrasses me" (look at Casey's reaction LOL!) Jeff is lost, he's like "you what??" he looks around saying "that's embarrassing?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff says "for who?"...Jordan says "I don't..." Jeff says "what?" Ronnie starts whispering game with Jeff and Braden...Jeff gets distracted from game talk by the shorts Jordan is holding up, he says those are booty-hooty shorts...Jordan says "no, they're not"...Ronnie plants the seed that if there is a stray vote it has to be Michele ...Jordan isn't happy with her hot pink shirt...Jeff says to tie a bow...she doesn't like the bow...Jeff says "it's very southern Belle, you look hot"...Jordan says "no southern Belle", she doesn't like how it sounds, not his choice of words, it just makes her look gay...Jeff says "I don't know about those hooty-hoo shorts"...Jordan asks "what about jeans?"...Jeff says yeah...Ronnie leaves. Jordan asks Jeff and Braden to turn around while she changes into the other jeans, Jeff hides his face in his shirt and Braden just keeps watching LOL...Jeff says for Braden to not be a creep. Jordan puts on her jeans...they talk a little about Jessie...the jeans are tight, Jordan says she has got to lose some weight...Jeff opens his mouth in disbelief...Jordan asks if they look too tight?...Jeff says "geez Jordan"...Jordan says "I know, I'm putting on weight"...Jordan turns herself around while Braden says to just stretch them out, do a little bun squeeze...Jeff just stares at Jordan's butt in amazement 😍 Braden too and then he says Jordan is packin'...Jeff cracks up laughing and says "there's fu**in junk in the triz-unk!"...Jordan says "Jeff! stttooopppp"...Jeff says "why? you look good, I like it, I'm not throwing stones"...Jeff starts singing "Apple Bottom jeans"...Braden hums the rest of the lyric... Jordan says she doesn't like it, Braden says to try the other one...Jeff sings "the whole club was looking at 'er!"...Jordan puts her booty shorts on while insisting they're not booty :) Braden says it looks great with some black heels...Jordan says she only brought cork, could she wear flip-flops?...Jeff says no, she looks cute like that, it looks good...Jordan shows another top that's longer, Jeff wonders what she would wear it with?...Jordan asks if her hair looks bad? Braden says it looks great...Jeff asks what Braden is wearing? Braden says his bomber...Jeff says he's wearing a black underwear shirt, should he shave?...Jordan says "nooo, don't shave" Jordan puts on the grey top...Jeff can't understand why there's a piece of tape on it LOL he says that he likes the pink one but let's see what she's working with...Braden likes the grey one better...Jeff asks if she's going to put a little tape on those headlights? LOL Jordan misunderstands and says no but then says she will...Jeff gets up to make sure that the piece of tape on her top is attached and actually part of the shirt...Jordan wonders about another shirt...Jeff says the pink looks nice but that one looks nice too, she pulls shit off...Jeff gets up to leave and gives his opinion one last time, he likes the pink with the shorts but doesn't know how classy that would be day one...Casey comes in and they start talking game again… Jordan's boob pops out 3:27pm Jeff & Braden are hanging out in the SS room while Jordan is changing into various outfits trying to decide what to wear for the live show. Jeff purrs at Jordan and says the top she's wearing is nice but not with those pants (shorts). Braden says to wear the pink top with the booty shorts...Jeff likes the top but says she should class it up a bit...Jordan starts putting on her coral/orange dress...Braden says she should wear the colorful one (with the stripes), that one is gorgeous...Jeff says which one? He says that one she's putting on looks nice too because it's summery...as she's putting the dress on, she pulls on it and her boob quickly pops out and Jeff raises his arm in the air and yells "yes! I caught one!" 😂 Braden says Jordan totally meant to do that...Jordan says "no I didn't"...Jeff just smiles while Jordan keeps readjusting...Jeff says "I totally fu**ing caught it"...Braden says that thing plopped out...Jeff cracks up and says "that thing shot like a missile"...Braden says it's like a baby looking for milk...Jeff says they were owed one anyway, now the left one is like "what's up? I wanted to party"...Braden says it didn't get the call LOL They joke around a bit more and then Braden says it was better than Tara Reid's red carpet shot of '96. Jeff says "that was great! that was awesome..." (no doubt!) JeJo’s First Kiss Times are approximate This was not shown on the live feeds but was shown in a segment that aired on the recap show before the finale. Jeff & Jordan share their first kiss in the bathroom while getting ready for the live show. JeJo are blindsided 6:07-6:14pm The live show has just ended and the feeds return from trivia... Jeff & Jordan are sitting at the kitchen table talking as the other HG's have a yelling match in the RR, primarily Chima/Natalie vs Michele. Jeff & Jordan are shocked at Braden being evicted because they were convinced they had the votes to keep him. Jordan says to Jeff "so it was Ronnie? Ronnie or Casey?"...Jeff says what?...(Chima is heard yelling)...Jordan says "see, I wish she was gone...it's me, you, Laura, we've got Casey on our side right?"...Jeff says "I don't know who's the sneaky f**k"...Jordan says "we're not going to make it far" (hehe, little did you know!)...(Chima is heard going OFF on Michele)...Jeff and Jordan just take it in...Jordan says "I can't stand Jessie, I think he should put up Russell & Jessie"...Jeff says "I think so too"...Jordan says "remember he told me he's good at doing debates, making people turn against each other, that's what Ronnie does outside the house"...Jeff says "there's always a sneaky f**k, there's someone sneaky, I don't know"...Jordan says "I swear to God, I mean, you know I didn't vote him"...Jeff says "yeah, I don't know who to trust"...Jordan says that Laura didn't...Jeff asks how Jordan knows that Laura didn't?...Jordan says "cuz I do...I've got a headache". They continue to listen to the yelling match and it escalates...Jordan just looks at Jeff... Jeff says "I'm not going in there"...Jordan says that if Braden were here, it wouldn't be like this...Ronnie walks in and Jordan says "huh?"...Ronnie says he's over it and sits next to them...Jordan says she knew this was going to happen...Ronnie (the rat) says that what it is is that Michele got caught flip flopping the vote ...Ronnie gets up to get something to drink. Jessie has entered the building and says to Jeff that their fight (Russell/Jeff) didn't come to this...Jeff says that guy fights? yeah, they're nothing compared to girl fights, they get catty...Lydia who has also graced the room with her presence says that she doesn't think her and Jordan's fight was this bad. Feeds switch… Who's the rat? 6:23-6:29pm Jeff, Casey, Ronnie, Jordan & Michele are all in the SS room shortly after the live show has ended. They are all trying to figure out who was the traitor...Ronnie, of course, deflects blame to Laura who isn't there to defend herself. They ask Ronnie if the plan to put up one of the other side is still in place and are they all safe? Ronnie lies through his teeth and says they're all safe and everything is on track. Laura walks in and Jeff says there's a little piggy in this room...Casey says one little piggy was swayed...Jeff says "who's the little piggy?"...Casey says he knows who it wasn't (at the same time Ronnie is whispering in Jordan's ear)...Jeff says he knows who it wasn't too...Laura looks at them and says "it wasn't me, y'all know that"...Casey says "well somebody is lying Laura"...Jeff says "somebody in here is lying". Laura says she already swore on her own life...Jordan says she swore too...Casey says swearing on somebody don't mean nothing, no disrespect to y'all...Ronnie pipes up and says like he said, they will see tomorrow (they sure will Ronno)...Laura says she hates to say it and she trusts him but if it was Ronnie then one or two of them will be on the block...Ronnie says absolutely...Casey says "and I will light your ass up in that DR and maybe outside the house"...Ronnie nervous laughs...Laura says that Ronnie doesn't strike her as somebody that would lie but we'll see tomorrow... Ronnie who is full of poop says "actions speak louder than words and we will see". Jeff starts picking out a pillow and Jordan lays down on her bed and says "oh f**k". Casey leaves the room and they start talking about Ronnie's HOH pictures, Laura saying she's going to cry when she sees them. Ronnie says it's ok, it will be a cry/hug fest. Jeff still looks stressed...Ronnie approaches him and says that he got so excited when he heard the words congratulations you are the new HOH that he started jumping up and down...Jeff says "aren't you worried about who the sneaky fu**ing person is?"...Ronnie says "no because we have the power"...Jeff says "for now"...Ronnie says "it'll be good"...Jeff says he doesn't trust anybody...Ronnie puts his hand on Jeff and says he has to have more confidence ...Jeff says "confidence in what? I had confidence in the plan and I got fu**ed so who do I have confidence to talk to now?"...Ronnie whispers to Jeff that he overheard Chima saying she hates, hates, hates Russell...Jeff says he doesn't know about that, she just said she wanted him & Jordan out right to their faces...Ronnie says Chima would vote him out no question...Laura says everybody would...Ronnie says yeah...they continue talking game and Ronnie tells Jeff they'll talk later and that obviously there is a rat about. Laura tries to plead her case and say that she proved herself that she's not a liar...Jeff says the problem is that someone is lying, everyone voted but obviously someone is lying...Ronnie tells them that they can talk in private in his HOH room tonight, noms are tomorrow. Ronnie leaves. Jordan says she really has a headache… Laura's right 6:29-6:31pm Ronnie has just left the SS room and Laura tells Jeff, Jordan & Michele her theory on the rat. Laura whispers "I think it was Ronnie"...Jordan says "you do?"...Laura says "I think he did it on purpose, he's smart and if he did that it makes them hate us that much more and it makes him ok, he's just in the middle"...Jeff says "who?"...Laura says "Ronnie"...Jeff says "but what if he puts them up tomorrow?"...Laura says that would be his boldest move because they're a bigger threat than they are but she's saying he didn't know he was winning HOH, she wants to explain it...she moves over to sit closer to Jeff to explain... "So this is how it works...if he gets all of us to vote Chima out, ok, that makes all of us a target, all that half the house is pissed, he's working both sides, he's telling us we're cool, he's telling them they're cool, he's telling them he's on their side, he's telling us he's on our side, he made sure it was going to be 5-5 and he voted for Braden, he voted to evict Braden" Jeff says "ok now he's going to put up 2 of them"...Laura says "cuz that's the best move, he didn't know he was going to get HOH though so what happens if they got HOH, he had to cover his own ass, you get what I'm saying?"...Jeff says "yeah but so now he's going to put up?"...Laura says "he should put up Russell and them two, that would be his boldest move, maybe he'll put up me & Russell, you know, I don't know but what I'm saying is he didn't know he'd get HOH and to make sure he would still be here next week he had to make sure it was a tie cuz then it makes all of us a target to them and all of them a target to us and nobody is worried about Ronnie...I promise you on my life, I know for a fact and I know this game like the back of this damn hand that it was Ronnie" ***ding ding ding we have a winner!!*** Laura says "we don't want to start drama and go around saying that because if we do he's going to put our asses up but it was him, it was Ronnie"...Jeff says he can't trust fu**ing nobody in there...Laura says it had to be him because if he gets all of them to vote Chima out and all of them to vote Braden out we're going to automatically draw a line in the sand and where does he fit? Ronnie sneaks in… Jeff just wants to know who the rat is 6:31-6:41pm Ronnie re-enters the SS room where Jeff, Jordan & Laura continue to be in a little state of shock at the turn of events. Laura says "Ronnie, why is this game so stressful?"...Ronnie gives her a side hug and says he knows...Jordan orders Ronnie to go in there and see what they're talking about, LOL...Ronnie says they're talking about Chima's speech and how it will go down in BB history...they talk about how the HOH comp went down and Jordan says Ronnie did freaking awesome. Laura says now Ronnie is going to be even more stressed out becasue he has to make the decision on who to put up...Ronnie says he's going to be honest with Laura and tell her it was hard for him to keep his vote straight because Chima scared the poop out of him with her speech...Jeff (keeps pushing this) says "well somebody flipped"...Jordan says she doesn't think Braden should have said Julie you're a whore. They say he said "ho" but he wasn't malicious. Jordan says "whoever switched the vote, they just let them have a chance to win this game"...Ronnie switches the subject and talks about Braden...Laura switches back and says she just doesn't want them to win. Ronnie says that next week is questions too...Laura says Ronnie can't win...Ronnie says but they can...Jeff says "f**k that! who flipped!?" Jeff says it's all he can think about, he can't think about anything else...Ronnie keeps pacing...they start whispering about who Ronnie should put up (a combo of Jes/Nat/Russ)...Laura says he knows they have his back whatever he decides...they go over possible scenarios and Ronnie throws out putting up Kevin and whomever and backdooring Russell...Jeff says but to backdoor you have to get the veto. Ronnie doesn't want Russell having the chance to play veto...Laura says if she were HOH she would put up Jessie & Russell...Ronnie says they'll talk about it tonight. Jeff says "dude, I can't believe more people aren't concerned about who flipped"...Ronnie throws Michele under the bus saying he's sorry but at the end of the day he thinks it was Michele. Jeff isn't buying it saying why would she allow herself to get killed like that (in the yelling match)...Ronnie says it's to cover her tracks...Jeff says he would have said "dude, you got my vote so what are you screaming for", why would she argue...Ronnie says it's cuz she's defensive, she got like that with her earlier argument with Chima...Laura says then she would have voted Chima out...Ronnie shuts up...Jeff says "well somebody is the rat and everybody could tell me how they're not but somebody is". Jeff points at Jordan and says "are you sure you said Chima by mistake?"...Jordan says "swear to fu**ing God"...Jeff says "I know but did you make a mistake or no?"...Laura starts laughing...Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff says "I'm serious"...Jordan says "ok Jeff"...Jeff says "what the f**k else happened? everyone is like I swear I didn't do it"...Laura says she didn't do it...Jordan sits up and says she swears to God, she swears on her life...Ronnie says it's this game. Jeff says "whaddya mean this game? there were 6 votes, we had 5 so someone is a fu**ing rat" Ronnie thinks it was Michele...Jeff says we think, we don't know anything...they agree they won't know until somebody gets out...Jeff says it's fu**ing bullshit...they talk about the HOH comp again and Jeff who is still fuming says "fu**ing A"...Jordan says she can't wait to go back and watch the video to see who voted for Chima to stay...Ronnie starts up again and Jordan says "no, now it's like we're screwed" LOL Jeff says we're screwed because how are you supposed to talk to anyone when you think they're the rat, how are you going to tell them what you're thinking...Ronnie spends the next couple of minutes pontificating about how to wait and see people's true colors and throwing Michele under the rat bus. Ronnie almost guarantees one of his noms will be Kevin because he's the biggest gossip...Jeff says he's not a threat though...Ronnie says they'll talk later but he's completely open to discussion. Jordan tells Ronnie he has to make a bold move and switch this game up. Jeff mumbles that putting up Kevin, wtf is that going to do? LOL Then Jeff says "we just got fu**ed, someone's a rat, how are you supposed to talk to anyone, it's fu**ing bullshit". Ronnie says he's going to try and get in that DR to get the stuff to make cheesecake so everyone will feel better...Jeff says "f**k that cheesecake"...Ronnie leaves saying Jeff won't say that after he tries it. IMO this might have been the conversation that convinced Ronnie to put Jeff up on the block because he looked scared of everything Jeff was saying, Jeff's anger about the whole rat situation was pretty apparent. Who's the rat - Part 2 6:42-6:54pm After Ronnie leaves the room, Laura whispers "I told you, it was him, mark my words, I'm 100% sure"...Jordan sits up and whispers "we have to figure it out now"...Laura says "he did it, he did it, I know he did it"...Jordan looks at Jeff...Laura says "Michele would not have stood out there and taken that and she did do it"...they agree...Laura says "he did it...we can't keep going on about it because he'll put one of us up you know?...do you think he'll put us up or them?"...Jordan whispers that Ronnie won't put them up, she cannot stand Natalie, they cannot let her get anything...Jordan says to both of them "y'all think we still have a chance?"...Jeff says "no"...Laura shakes her head and says "if he puts up who he should put up then yeah but if he puts up Kevin"... Jeff says "we still don't know who the fu**ing rat is so..." Laura says "it's him, it's him, so be careful, listen be careful what you say to him"...Jordan says "we know it wasn't us"...Laura says "it was him"...Jeff stubbornness continues with him saying "well we don't know who it is so we can't say..." Jordan says "we're the ones that came up with the plan so we know it wasn't us, I came to Laura and asked her..." Jeff says "the only person I don't know it is is me and you (Jordan), everyone else I think could have done it"...Laura says "I didn't do it"...Jeff says he walked into that room and everyone said they didn't do it so someone is lying. Laura says that she didn't do it, she voted Chima out...Jordan says she voted Chima cuz she was so scared she kept saying Chima over in her head so she wouldn't forget her name...Laura says she did the same...Jordan can't believe what Chima said...Laura says "why the f**k would she vote out her own teammate, that's going to hurt me, they hate me"...Jordan says they hate me. Laura says she promises on anything important to her...Jordan says to Jeff "why does Chima want me & you out?"...Jordan says that Chima and Natalie are always yapping, they're fu**ing drama...Jeff mumbles something about the rat again 😵‍💫 LOL...Jordan says "I gotta a fu**ing headache so bad"...Laura says she needs an advil, she gets up to get them and asks Jeff if he wants anything?...Jeff says "no, I need to find out who that fu**ing rat is" Laura says "I'm telling you...it will probably be one of us that goes home and sees the damn tapes next week"...Jeff says he just wants to go home to find out who the fu**ing rat is...Laura knows and says me too...Jeff says he wants to come back and burn their bed. Jeff says "I can't stand a rat"...Laura says "I can't either"...Jeff says "it makes me sick"...Laura says "me too"...Laura says she wouldn't have endured what she did last night with Chima, she promises on anything that she would not have voted to evict Braden...Jordan says if any of those people get HOH we're gone, they don't have any votes, they're not friends with any of them...Jeff says they're fu**ed, as soon as any of them get power he's gone, they'll put him & Jordan up...Laura says not if Ronnie puts two of them up but Kevin and a pawn? or put her up as a pawn...Jeff says what is Ronnie talking about Kevin & Laura, he's got to put up the strong people...Laura says didn't Jeff hear him, he said he wasn't going to do it, he said Kevin and maybe a pawn then backdoor...Laura says Ronnie isn't going to put up Jessie because he trusts him. Jordan says she has to quit thinking about his, tomorrow will be drama with them talking shit, one fu**ing vote, just one fu**ing vote... Laura says Ronnie is the only one smart enough to come up with that,she saw Ronnie winking at Chima and thought wtf is he doing that for, he tried to hide it by lifting his glasses pretending something was in his eye, he wanted to make sure Laura didn't see and change her vote...Laura says "I'm telling you, I'm telling you"...Jeff says "you might be right"...Laura says she will bet money, she bets Jordan $100 that it's Ronnie, ok dinner when they get out of there and they shake on it, Laura extends her hand to Jeff and Jeff says he doesn't even know who it is yet (that's the point of the bet Jeff! lol)...Laura says "it's Ronnie, when we get out of here, when we find out, if I'm right you have to take me out to dinner" (they never shook on it ;) ) Laura says she wouldn't have endured last night, Michele wouldn't have endured what she did, Jordan would keep Braden because he was on their team and Jeff wouldn't be so pissed and Casey wouldn't have said he voted her out too...Jeff says Ronnie didn't seem too concerned with finding out who the rat is. Jordan brings up that Ronnie told her he does something with debates...Jeff jumps on her and says "who cares about that"...Jordan says "omg, don't get an attitude with me"...Jordan says that Ronnie can make people change their minds...Jeff says "what is he a magician? he can't make people do anything" ...Laura says he plays this game 24/7 he was talking in his sleep, he's playing everybody and he's going to win this damn game, he played both sides of the house and he accomplished it, nobody hates him, he's fine being in the middle...Jeff says he's not going to stir up trouble...Jordan says they need to at least make it to the jury house...Jeff says next week they get the power we're fu**ed...Jordan says unless we win POV...Laura says unless Ronnie makes a wise choice...Jeff makes a face and says what is Kevin going to do?...Laura agrees and says Kevin is a floater, he's ok with both sides, do they see what she is saying, she's seen this game so many times, she should have seen it coming, she told Jordan earlier she didn't trust Ronnie. Jordan says when she heard there was a tie, her heart dropped... Laura says he's not being malicious, just doing what he needs to do to win the money, it was a smart move because now the other side of the house hates them and vice versa and no one hates Ronnie, so how is that not apparent who the rat is...Jordan says they should have kept it how it was and kept Chima...Jeff agrees...Laura says "and who's idea was that?"...Jordan says Ronnie and her thought of it, Jeff says he didn't think it could be done, Jordan says then the fight happened and they all agreed to it...Jordan says she was all confident...Jeff questions something about Casey and Jordan says "he's a floater too"...Laura finally leaves to get some Advil... Jeff says this is the first time he's been stressed out and he starts biting his nails...Jordan says "fu**ing A"...Jordan goes to lay on the rafts and asks Jeff is he thinks they just dug themselves a big hole?...Jeff says we're finished again, we thought we were so cool for 5 seconds...Jordan says and then he's getting an attitude with her...Jeff says they should have just voted him out, from now on they will always say they voted for a bigot, that will be their defense. Casey walks in and says his argument for that and he's pissed...Jordan says "I'm pissed"...Casey says "no, no, no, you didn't switch out like I did", he says he knew he'd take some heat but not like this and somebody is lying, it's bullshit. Casey knows it isn't him that's lying...Jeff says he knows it isn't him & Jordan...Casey says he admitted to Chima he voted her out, Kevin says Kevin is mad at him...Jeff says he hates a rat, he hates it, it makes him sick, now who does he talk to?...Jordan tells Casey that Laura had some good points thinking the rat is Ronnie...Casey says they will find out tomorrow...Jordan says Casey's not going home...Jeff says as soon as they get power Casey is good, it's him that's gone and Jordan...Casey says it's a week by week thing...Jordan says they should have voted to keep her...Casey says if Ronnie got him then he'll shake his hand and say he got him...Jeff says he'll pop him in the mouth LOL...Casey says he can't do that...Jeff laughs and says he's going home...Casey says if you get got, you get got...Jeff says "dude, I hate a rat, it makes me sick"...Casey says he got hustled...J&J agree they did too...Jordan says she was too confident...Jeff says the funny thing is people at home are watching and saying "it's them" and they have no clue...Casey says he had every reason to lie to Chima and he just took his medicine...Jordan says she got too cocky...Casey warned her not to be overconfident...Jordan admits she was...Jeff says he wasn't but thought it would get done...Jeff whispers he's so pissed...Jordan says she wants to cry but doesn't want to look like a crybaby...Jeff says he has to deal with smug looks all week...Jordan says she told Ronnie who to put up already so we'll see what he does...Jeff says they need to take out strong players...Casey says not like Lydia & Kevin...feeds switch to the kitchen... BY chat - the cheese gets the rat 8:34-8:50pm Casey, Michele, Laura, Jeff & Jordan are all sitting outside trying to figure out how they got in this predicament when the rat himself, Ronnie, comes out to join them. Ronnie says that everybody is already trying to pitch tents inside his asshole now that he is HOH. Casey says he hasn't pitched one so don't say everybody. Ronnie says well most everyone...Casey says they're having a celebratory party...Ronnie tries to change the subject by talking about how fast BB cleans up the BY after a comp and then sees Jordan sulking and asks her if she's ok?...Jordan says she's just mad...Ronnie tries to hug her but she doesn't budge...Ronnie says "you're upset with me?"...Jordan says she's mad, they all had this plan and someone didn't stick to it...the others say someone on this couch...Jordan says now the other side is against us and Casey is in a bad spot. Ronnie says the others have talked to him but not said one word to him, they've just talked about the game & Chima's speech...feeds go to control room...they return with Casey saying Ronnie is calm because he's HOH...Ronnie says it's part of the game (the lying), that's why he voiced his concern to you, you, you because it's the game. Casey asks if last minute Ronnie went against the plan? Ronnie denies it...Casey one by one asks them all who they voted for and of course Ronnie lies. Casey says that's a fun game ...Jeff says he wishes whoever it is just come clean with it, it's part of the game and let's work together if you still want to work...they start talking about how Chima did it (the speech) and feeds go to the control room...they return with Laura saying at least Ronnie can sleep good. Ronnie doesn't know about that because in less than 24 hrs he thinks he has to make the nominations. Laura asks when the food comp will be and Ronnie says no idea but then gives her his idea on it, lol...Casey says they guessed the HOH comp pretty well...Jeff says what's even stupider is that even with them knowing there was a rat, the HOH comp went according to plan and the two people they wanted competing at the end were there. Casey says he hopes whoever the rat is, they stick to the plan, maybe they can stick to the second part of the plan. Jeff says it's going to be an interesting nomination ceremony. Ronnie notices something on a plate on the table and says "is that butter? no, it's cheese, from the angle I was looking at, it looked like butter"...Jeff says "what's that cheese for?"...Ronnie doesn't know, the cheese stands alone...Jeff gets a devilish look on his face and says "the cheese gets the rat"...Jeff then looks right at Ronnie...Ronnie & Laura giggle...Ronnie says "you kill me Jeff"...Jeff puts his head back and mocking them says "ha ha ha!"...Casey loudly says "HA HA HA HA!"...Jeff says "and you know what's even going to be a better one? is that when everyone's gone they can just go in the camera and be like (gnaws on food motion), eat the cheese in front of the cameras and be like"... They all start laughing and Jeff says "that's what I would do"...Ronnie instantly changes the subject and asks if they ate dinner...Jordan says yes, Laura ate a bagel, Michele chimes in, Jeff says no, they're still sick about the rat...Laura says she's just sick in general...Ronnie says it's the adrenaline of being in a comp, he was shaking...Casey bring up the fact someone out there is a liar and Jeff says he doesn't care about the comp...Ronnie repeats it's a game...Casey asks if that makes it ok?...Ronnie says no, it just makes it a game...Jeff says he gets it...Ronnie says he got played like 4 other people got played, he's just happy that he's in a position that he can do something about it and maintain things. Casey says we'll see what happens and he's excited about his nominations...Jeff says me too...Ronnie says alright, well he was wondering where they were...Jeff says they're sulking...Jeff in his Irish accent says they're going down with the ship, either jump aboard or tell them who the rat is. Jordan says "we're going home now"...Ronnie says no they're not...Jordan says they're all coming after them...Ronnie says not all comps will be physical...Casey asks Ronnie what Kevin & Lydia were saying about him...Ronnie says nothing yet, he's waiting...they talk about when the noms will be, the schedule coming up...Laura asks if Ronnie knows what he's going to do?...Ronnie says he has some ideas, he's trying to hedge his bets in getting what they want done, they go over various scenarios with backdooring and it's clear Ronnie is trying to convince them of something they don't believe...Jordan says Ronnie needs to put Russell up along with another strong player...Laura tries to reason with Ronnie saying if he's going to use a pawn, don't put one of them up, put one of the others up, she doesn't want to be used as a pawn because she did reach out to him. Casey comes out and yells "too late!" and this sets Ronnie off saying that he's scamming and is acting all paranoid...they start arguing with Ronnie saying that Casey is making a difficult situation worse and that he's being so loud about the rat and that indicates the person that is usually the rat, Casey OTOH is saying that why would he lie when he told Chima to her face he voted her out and has his teammates are pissed at him, what good did that do, he didn't gain from that. They have a hilarious little debate about who is included in the phrase Y'ALL. Ronnie walks out in a huff and Jordan says "he did it"...Laura says "I told you" and that's a wrap! JJ aren't like J&N 9:52-9:55pm Jeff, Jordan & Laura are outside talking about the rat and how tired they are of this shit...Jeff who is sitting on the coffee table, says the best thing they can do is stay positive, be happy, what the others would want the most is them walking around with their heads down and just counting the days. Jordan says that people are asking her how much she trusts Jeff and things like that...Jeff says they want Jordan against him...Jordan says "I know but listen"...Jeff says he's the one with his word in this house...Jordan says she knows Jeff isn't doing anything, will he listen?...Jeff says "no! I'm not a good listener". Jordan says "all of us and we need to get Casey in here have to promise not to turn on each other and to stick with each other the whole freaking time"...Jeff says "how do you say that when one of us is a rat?"...Laura says "yeah"...Jordan says "no! I don't believe it's either one of you, I honestly believe it's not one of you"...Laura says she wouldn't be doing all this shit if it was her...Jordan says "why? do you think it's me or something stupid?"...Jeff laughs and says "no, I don't think it's you" Jeff gives her a look.. swoon ☺️ and says "hey...you better apologize, I said no negative energy out here"...Jordan says "definitely giving me negative energy"...Jordan says that Natalie said she wanted to break them up, she thinks they're jealous because they're BFF and we're close, we do flirt but besides that. Jeff says "whatever, tsk, dude why do they bust mine and your balls, not bust them two"...Jordan says it's because she has a boyfriend...Jeff says they flirt as much as we do...Laura says they flirt more...Jordan says Jeff doesn't wake her up and make her breakfast (he would later! )...Laura says "or rub her shoulder for hours on end". Jeff says "it's not like she scratches my back for more than 20 seconds at a time...that's changing too! I'll tell you that! did you hear me?"...Jordan says "yes"...Jeff says that is one thing he is changing, they're doing better backscratches...talk turns to the sleeping arrangements… HOH room reveal - stair hug 10-10:03pm Ronnie yells out for the HG's to come see his HOH room. Some go up right away but some are a little slower in going up, BB is organizing them for the TV show, while they get organized Jeff and Jordan wait on the stairs, Jeff puts his arm around Jordan and comforts her (they are still reeling over the fact Braden was voted out), he then rubs her neck for a bit too...sweet. ♥ HOH room reveal - Twinning 10:08-10:27pm Jeff & Jordan are still reeling from the fact that Braden was evicted not Chima but they put on a brave face to go up to Ronnie's HOH room reveal. As Ronnie talks about his wife and the others laugh and carry on, Jeff & Jordan, along with Laura just stand there for quite awhile with their arms crossed not saying a word, the expression on their faces in this screencap says it all. Twinning Jeff shakes Ronnie’s hand and says "congrats, you deserve it brother". Shortly after that Ronnie tells them that the photo of Michelle & his cat is his cell phone background, Jordan's face during this is too funny. Ronnie and the others ramble on about stuff while Jeff, Jordan & Laura say boo and continue watching demonstrating noticeably tense body language. Jeff's face just after the 10:13pm mark on Cam 1 & 3 makes me LOL...reading his mind he's probably thinking "when the f**k can I get out of here and how the f**k did this happen? Just before the 10:15pm mark Ronnie talks about his Legally Blond soundtrack CD and Jeff finally speaks up and asks to see it. He looks at the CD. Ronnie starts talking about his bubble wand and Jeff goes to the bathroom right after this. Ronnie starts opening his playdoh and hands it out, Laura grabs some begrudgingly and starts playing with it. Jordan just stands there with her hands on her hips. When Jeff comes out of the bathroom, Jordan takes some playdoh from Laura and starts playing with it half-heartedly. Jeff looks at the fish tank for a bit and then moves over to Ronnie's pictures and says that Ronnie's dad looks a little like Matthew McConaughey from Dazed & Confused...Ronnie says he totally sees it. Casey who has excused himself just a minute before leaves. Laura & Jordan continue to not say a word this whole time. Jordan excuses herself saying congratulations to Ronnie and leaves. Jordan sighs going down the stairs and immediately goes outside. Laura heads out right after and heads outside too...as Laura and Jordan start comiserating on the couches in the BY, Jeff, who is clearly itching to leave the room finally does just before the 10:27pm mark. BY chat - Comiserating 10:27-10:34pm Jeff comes out of the HOH room and heads outside where Jordan & Laura are, they have been talking game, feeling frustrated. Jeff approaches them and Laura says "talking shit?"...Jeff says "no, he's a good guy, Ronnie's a good guy you know...I just feel bad, I'm proud of him, they just, those people just suck the fun and energy and they make everything...like a happy thing for him, good thing he's happy go lucky cuz they just suck the energy right out of the room" Jordan says "oh I love that!" and you gotta pretend you're like...Jeff says "it's just disgusting, the kid's so happy and innocent" (yeah right Jeff! lol)...Laura says she's happy for him...Jeff says Ronnie's playing the game, he has too soft of a heart for that, he's a good kid...Laura says he's doing what he has to do to win...Laura & Jeff talk over each other here and they're making opposite points but just keep going, lol. Jeff says they can't share the HOH with him and they were the ones talking to him the whole time, the others make fun of him all week but now they're up there...Jeff says he didn't say anything, Ronnie is happy seeing his family so he doesn't want to do anything to disrupt that, if people want to be stupid he's not going to get in the way of that, it's just sick the way people act sometimes. Laura can't believe the way some of them act in there, don't they realize they're on surveillance 24/7?...Jeff says what are you going to do? look at the good people in the world, Ronnie's a good person no matter what he did, it's just a game, it's nice to meet people like that I guess. Jeff admits that the game gets to his head and he loses his temper...Jeff walks back inside...feeds go to control room and return...Laura goes off about how she has a real life outside this place and she will probably never see these people after the finale, all she hopes is that if Ronnie wants her up that he puts her up so she can at least play for the veto...Jordan assures her she isn't going out...Jeff comes back outside. Jeff sits down and says he hopes they're not up there already playing the game by pointing out that they (J/J/C/L) were the first people to leave, he hopes they don't start that, let him enjoy his moment. Laura says it was uncomfortable, Jeff says totally, it wasn't even his moment and he felt he was ruining it, it's terrible...Laura & Jeff say they both almost teared up when Ronnie read the letter and they couldn't even enjoy it. Casey comes outside and says "cackle, cackle, suck, suck" Laura laughs. Casey says you think I'm funny in here, wait until you see me out of here...Jeff says he can't wait to kick it out of there, they don't have to put on any fu**ing shows even though they don't dance for each other. Casey starts lecturing about how they are still there, there is a lot that can happen depending on who is put up and then veto, there are tons of variables, his advice is to not argue and try not to vent too much...Casey says he might go off on Russell still...Laura says how Jessie's true colors came out, how he was trying not to be the same guy he was last season but he is...Casey defends Jessie saying he is just trying to win, the longer he stays the better it is for his career, the better his shot at getting half a million...Jordan says she wouldn't want someone like him getting half a million. Casey says they may want to watch against overconfidence in the future...Laura says they're not gone yet, they need to be careful...they spit out some cliches and say they're tired of talking and thinking about it. Casey says he's not going to be friends with these people (with some exceptions), play the role, play the game, put on a happy face...listen to him giving advice, he doesn't know wtf is going on...Jeff while smoking says he's done talking, he doesn't know wtf is going on dude. Casey complains about having to apologize over and over to Kevin about the vote. BY chat - Comiserating continued 10:34-10:48pm Comiserating continues...Casey says he doesn't know if he's good enough for this game because he doesn't like chasing people around, doesn't have the energy nor the desire, it will be noted that the four of them left first, you can believe that...silence...Laura lays down and says she's glad they're staying outside so they can't hog the backyard...Casey says that's dumb too, you can't be in a room because they're in there? that's lame as hell...Casey & Jeff continue to smoke up a storm...Casey says "do your giggling and your cackling and your fu**ing scheming, whatever dude". Laura closes her eyes...Casey wonders what Ronnie's master plan is...Casey laughs saying he thinks they still have 5 votes, Casey makes fun of himself bragging in the DR about having 6 votes to 5, lol...Jeff says he couldn't even talk in there because he's so sick of eating his words from day one. Jeff says he said "this person has a great heart, they wear their heart on their sleeve, they're the best" and ugh he walks in there, they're going to put a cartoon knife in his back...Jordan and Laura laugh...more silence...Jordan then speaks up saying that she trusts them all but she's still skeptical about Michele...Jeff says he's skeptical about everybody at this point...Casey says he based his decision on her word, on what she said, that and his distaste in general for Russell & Natalie. Jordan tries to lighten the mood by saying how funny it was that Russell & Jessie came out there with their nice jeans and shoes and no tops on...Casey says they're peacocks...Jordan makes fun of Russell with his shirt buttoned down halfway...Jordan says she bets Braden is saying some funny stuff right now, she knows it was a shock for him...Jeff says poor guy, he's going to get killed...Jordan says she feels really bad for him...more silence...Jeff finishes his cigarette, puts his hands to his bent head and scratches it...more silence...Jeff rubs his lower lip and says hmm...Casey says yeah, they're all confident too, Casey says he voted to evict Chima dead eye in the camera like a fu**ing idiot, whatever dude...Jeff says me too, me too...more silence Jeff says to Casey "I was telling them, game or no game, Ronnie is a happy kid right now...Casey says "I don't feel bad for him, he might have got us"...Jeff says he was telling Laura & Jordan that he hopes they're not tainting his enjoyment with the whole see who left first, see who trusts you stuff, he hopes they're not doing that....Casey says you know they are, they are...Jeff says that is terrible, he's enjoying a moment and they gotta ruin it with playing this game...more silence...Casey then says that honestly it's a game, they got hustled, it's funny that Ronnie keeps saying it though, it's just a game...Laura says it's because he knows who he's going to put up and one of their happy asses is going up and we'll be seeing the tapes soon and he's worried saying it's just a game...Jeff says "whatever, it is just a game". Laura says she was happy before she came there and if they send her out sooner than later she'll be happy walking out the door...Casey says he'll go back to a loving family and healthy kids...Jeff says "man, are we licking our wounds"...Casey says it seems like Jessie knew because he kept telling them they were going to regret it and he thought Jessie was just playing mind games, he acted like he knew...Laura says she doesn't think Jessie knew Ronnie would do that, he's playing mind games which is smart on his part....more silence... Casey says that he's not going to let somebody's speech dictate what he does (Chima's)...more silence then Casey gets up to lay on the lounger across the BY...more :( and silence...Laura asks Jeff for a towel, Jeff says it's wet, Laura say it's ok, she will cover her face with a pillow...Michele comes out and Casey asks if Michele can go check for liquor, she does...Casey says to lick your wounds right now and live to fight another day, 4 of them can't go home so 3 of them will fight for HOH next week...Jeff says maybe all 4 of them...Casey says unless he has superpowers he can't send all 4 of them home...Laura says he may put one of them up with Kevin and gives them the veto or he may replace someone with one of them...Casey says at least then they get to play for it and maybe pick with HG's choice...Laura says that's what she was telling Jordan, she'd rather be nominated and then fight for POV...Laura leaves to go to the bathroom... BY chat - There's the BFF reference again 10:49-10:51pm After Laura leaves to go to the bathroom, Jordan asks Jeff "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff says "I don't know...everything"...Jeff thinks and then says "I hate losing, I don't take it well"...Jordan half giggles...Jeff says "I swear it's the worst"...Jordan smiles...Casey yells out "you just hate 2 weeks in a row of the fu**ing gloating man"...Jeff mumbles "I hate it"...Jordan says "I know, me too...we were being too confident yesterday"...Jeff says "I was being too nice, I trust you, you're such a nice, good person, wtf was I thinking...I get fu**ed in here the same way I get fu**ed outside, I give everyone the benefit of the doubt, I meet a new person, I'm like 'you're the best'...and then...(Jeff does the popping sound with his finger in his mouth)...right in your butthole...I don't know why"...Jeff says "I made some bad choices from the moment I got in here"...Jordan says "like what? I don't think you did"...Jeff says "I don't think I was ready for what this was all about"...Jordan says "I thought I could do it, I was like oh, I'll be myself, you know?"...Jeff says "but I mean even if I played again I can't be one of them, it's just not me, I can't do that, ykwim? I can't do that"... Jordan says "if you weren't here I would die...you're my BFF in the house" :) ...Jeff says "I'm your anchor in this house"...Jordan says "what does that mean?"...Jeff says "you'd probably be up there right now if you didn't talk to me"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know, you'd probably be with them...I don't know what I'm saying...I don't even know what that means"...Jordan says "I don't like you when you're mad"...Jeff doesn't respond but says "I just gotta think, there's not much to think about but"...Michele comes out then Laura... BY chat - No joking around 10:51-11:01pm Michele comes outside and joins Jeff & Jordan, she's sad because she was so close in the HOH competition and she was one buzzer away from seeing pictures of Tim. Jordan says sorry that she said 'fag', she didn't mean to offend her, she says gay a lot, she has to work on that. Jordan says she was close but they have next week. Jordan says Ronnie was so excited (about his HOH room) and that they look like some depressed people...Jeff says he's a little...he's just pissed...Jordan wishes they still had Braden...Jordan says she's sleeping on his mat tonight, not with Lydia. Jeff kind of shrugs to signal ok, if you want to sleep alone that's fine. Jordan says she actually slept good last night...Jeff says me too...Jordan asks if her feet got in the way?...Jeff says no...Jordan says "not at all, I didn't kick you in the face?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says tonight she probably would but Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says nevermind, tonight is not the night for jokes. Laura says that Jessie technically doesn't have a bed...Jordan says why doesn't he hop in with Natalie? Laura says she assumes he'll do that...Jordan says Laura killed the comp, it should have been her and Ronnie in the final round...Laura says she was close, probably everybody back home was like Laura! nooo! Jeff is silently rubbing his ear...Jordan says Laura was doing so good and here she was (doing badly). They talk briefly about the have not competition. Jordan says she wishes it was just the 5 of them left...Jordan says "Jeff if you leave, I'll be so bored"...she says she'll have Laura and Casey...Laura says Jeff can write you a letter or vice versa...Jordan says "yeah Jeff"...Laura says she doubts it will happen...Jordan says "listen homie, if you leave before me or if I leave before you write me a letter" :) Jeff says "alright"...Jordan says write a mean one...Jeff says he was going to say if he could put F-bombs in there?...Jordan asks if you're allowed to say whatever you want?...Laura says no, they monitor the letters...silence...Laura says her head hurts again, Jordan's was hurting before...Jordan says if Braden was there it would be such a different mood...Jordan says they wouldn't be rubbing it in people's faces...Jeff says yeah they would but then says he doesn't know what he's talking about. Jordan wants to sleep out in the BY tonight...more silence...Jeff says he hopes they're not fu**ing around and try to take his bed from him...Laura says they already tried?...Jeff says yeah...Laura asks what Jeff said...Jordan says why don't they go in there then?...Jeff says he's not playing that game either cuz he'll fu**ing snap. Jeff then imitates Natalie saying "who's bed was it originally?"...Laura says Chima's...Jeff says he gave up his bed for that fu**ing cocksucker...Jeff says "see what you get for being nice? it sucks, I hate it"...Laura says she knows, exactly. Jordan can't find her reef sandals...long pause of silence...Jordan finally asks Laura if she wants to go inside and lay down?...Laura kinda does but where is Jordan going to lay down?...they decide to lay in Jeff's bed and they leave the BY.

July 15 Raspberry kiss in the RR 12:18-1:03am J&J are laying in the RR in Jeff's bed. The other HG's are in there with them chatting about various things. Unfortunately there is not one camera focused in on J&J but occasionally it is and there are some sweet moments captured...feeds return with Jeff telling Jordan that it was a nice gesture...he is referring to Jordan giving him a raspberry kiss on the cheek (this was shown on the tv show but not on the live feeds). Jordan blows a raspberry on Jeff's shoulder and then gets comfy. Jordan smiles at Chima saying that the athletes are threatening people, she might need security. Jeff says he didn't say shit, he says he's not really a part of that team, they laugh...Jeff says he needs a new shirt, like a purple one. Jeff has been saying that Jordan loves to throw in little stones (at him) and Jordan says Jeff is just so easy to pick on because he's so Gucci...Jeff says he's a good sport. They talk about being safe in the house and Jordan says "ain't nobody safe in this house"...Laura says she's safe if Jordan wins...Jordan says y'all are safe if you win (pointing to Kevin)...what are you Outcasts?...they all start laughing and Chima says did you see Kevin's face when she said that? LOL they tell Jordan it is "Offbeats"...Jordan tells Kevin to not be mad, she was just kidding. J&J lay together in silence… Jordan starts playing footsie with Jeff's leg. :) J&J nudge closer together and Jordan drapes her leg over Jeff's and plays footsie with his calf...(bone LOL ) Jeff says how many articles of clothing can Laura fold and he lightly slaps Jordan's butt. LOL Jordan is sitting up and Jeff starts writing something on her back. They giggle & bicker... Jeff turns on his side and Jordan leans into him. Jeff occasionally touches Jordan's back & side. Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck and Jeff makes sure she knows that he wants the same on his back in return...Kevin asks if they are fighting?...Natalie says they would make a cute couple for real...Kevin says yes, can they make babies? :) Jordan reaches back to Jeff and he starts playing with her arm, he's jiggling her arm, lol, he laughs and goes in to get closer, he starts rubbing her neck again, Jordan has her arm behind him. He rubs for 3 minutes and then Jordan leaves for the bathroom... RR - Can JJ make babies 12:57-1:03am Jeff rubs Jordan's neck in the RR (on Jeff's bed) with the other HG's around discussing all sorts of topics. Jeff makes sure Jordan knows that he expects the same from her on his back. They bicker a little and Kevin asks them if they are fighting. Natalie says that for real they make a cute couple. Kevin says if they can make babies. ;) Jeff asks Jordan if it feels good, she says yes. She wants Jeff to keep going...Jeff says see how I feel? Jeff jiggles Jordan's arm, he laughs and turns to rub her neck again. Jordan is clearly enjoying it. :) RR - Jeff doesn't like Jordan flirting 1:34-1:38am Jeff & Jordan have moved over into the same bed (Natalie's bed by the wall), it has been decided as a group they will sleep there tonight. Feeds turn to J&J whispering in bed... @1:34:48am...Jordan is saying how she's trying to be friendly with the others...Jeff says she is doing a good job...Jeff says something about "she just wants to shake shit up" and then Jordan says maybe she is playing just like she (Jordan) is playing Russell...Jeff says maybe she is (not sure who "she" is) Jordan says she was flirting with Russell and rubbing his head...Jeff says "don't do that because you give him the wrong...no, do whatever you want...I'm just saying you send some people the wrong messages, you know what I mean?" 🫤 Jordan says they're ok, that Ronnie was looking at them and falling for it (her flirting with Russell) so obviously it was believable...Ronnie turns on the lights...Jeff says what do you mean we're ok, that Lydia is out there?...Jordan says no, Ronnie believed it so obviously she was doing a good job...Jeff says doing a good job of being a little ho?...Jeff laughs and Jordan says ya. Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says are you good at that?...Jordan says mmm, hmm, definitely...Jeff asks her how she is when her and her friends go out but Jordan gets distracted and talks to Russell who is milling around and doesn't answer.... They say goodnight to Russell & Ronnie...Jeff whispers he's such a dork and then lights go back off...Jeff mumbles "you are a fu**ing little flirt" but Jordan doesn't hear him, more distraction... Jeff starts whispering about how glad he is that Lydia left them, she's a loose cannon, she f**ked them and now people are ignoring her because they know she's a backstabber...Laura walks in and says why is the speaker on?...Jordan says the camera is right on them...boy/girl/bed... ;) Jeff says if Laura takes her top off, the camera will go on her LOL Laura, Jeff & Jordan start talking game on J&J's bed... RR - Watch out cutie 2:12-2:15am Jeff, who has gone to the bathroom, returns to the RR where Jordan, Laura and now Ronnie are game talking...Jordan and Laura are on sitting on the bed, Ronnie is sitting on the floor...Jeff points out his black Adidas shoes (wearing them for live show) and asks Jordan if she likes them? Jordan says they're ok...Jeff asks why she doesn't like them?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she needs to see them in the light...Jeff says he'll put them on later, he likes them...Jordan says "well if you like them, that's good" (oh how that would change lol)...Jeff giggles about them being the only pair of dress shoes he brought because they're dark, he put dark shoelaces on them, usually they're white... Jeff moves over to the bed and playfully chops at Jordan's head, he hesitates getting in the bed for a second but makes his move, saying to Jordan "watch out cutie" He gets in and lays down, Jordan says she feels like they're having a slumber party...Jeff says it's the schemer circle...Laura starts telling a story about a dream she had...Jordan pats Jeff's leg...Jeff stretches it out more and pats Jordan's butt/leg with his foot...Jordan immediately starts rubbing Jeff's leg...Jeff helps her out by lifting his sweatpants leg up...Jordan gives Jeff a thorough leg rub while Jeff tells his dream story… As she continues rubbing, Ronnie says he had a nightmare for the first time and Jeff says "what was it, a giant hot dog was trying to eat you?" (Jeff is hilarious! duh :) ) Ronnie explains his dream and they all agree he needs to see the psychologist. LOL RR - Same bed back scratch 2:20-2:33am Jeff & Jordan have just finished up their game talk with Laura (and Casey) and settle down for bed. They are sleeping in the same bed (Natalie's old bed, she is sleeping in the HOH). Jeff is sleeping against the wall. Jordan says she doesn't even want any covers because it's too hot. Laura says "doesn't it sound like the speakers are on?"...Jeff & Jordan say yes...Laura tells BB that the speaker is on and they can't sleep. Jeff gets up to grab the other blanket and lays back down. BB has turned the speaker off, J&J take their mics off and say goodnight to Laura...Laura says pray about Thursday, Jordan says she has been, Jeff says just be positive and good things will come. Jeff fiddles with the covers and then says "you wanna scratch my back?"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you do? I'm so excited"...Jeff turns to have his back facing Jordan and says don't do it if she's uncomfortable...Jordan starts scratching and asks how he can sleep in sweatpants...Jeff says he will take them off. Jordan keeps scratching and Jeff says "it's good"...Jordan says Jeff's back is a little wet...Jeff says it is? he's a little hot...Jordan says he should put on basketball shorts or something...Jeff gets up to change out of his sweatpants...feeds go to fish then return immediately...Jeff is back in bed and Jordan is scratching. After a couple of minutes Jeff says that Michele is going to sleep in his bed...Jordan continues scratching Jeff in silence and after about 5 minutes or so she taps him to signal it's over. She softly hugs Jeff, buries her face towards him and Jeff reaches back and squeezes her thigh/butt and says "that was good"...Jeff turns to lay on his back and says "that was a long one"...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "see, I like it, now it's even". Michele comes in and they chat with her about the bed and extra pillows...the feeds switch to the SS room for half a minute then go back to the RR, Jeff is scratching Jordan's leg/butt, Jordan slaps his hand, lol & Jeff slaps her hand back, lol. Jeff goes into the HN room to check on something, Jordan talks to Michele...Jordan says it's hot now but in the morning it will be cold. Jeff who's in the HN room, thinks you can hear people clearly in there so he asks Jordan to say something in a normal voice to see if he can hear her...Jordan says "you're stupid"...Jeff comes back in and says he didn't hear anything, he thought he heard them before. Jeff gets back in bed… RR - JJ get super close 2:33-2:48am Jeff gets back in bed with Jordan and starts getting settled in with the sheet and laying the right way...Braden walks by and Jordan says "Braaaden"...Jeff says "good morning"...Jordan has her back/butt to Jeff and Jeff is facing the same way, he gets his pillow just right and then goes to put his hand on Jordan, he seems hesitant or nervous in knowing exactly where to put his hand, lol, he touches her hip and then fiddles with her shirt...Jordan turns and says "do my arm"...Jeff starts scratching it but it takes a few tries to get her arm positioned just right, Jeff laughs about it and Jordan lays on her back to get her arm just right for scratching. Jordan bends her leg towards Jeff and he gets to scratching. :) They talk to Michele briefly and Braden walks by again back into the SS room. Jeff says something about the others and the food re: the noise they're making, Jordan says they're having a feast. Michele gets up and whispers something to J&J about the tiff she had with Chima earlier, she goes back to bed, they say their goodnights. Jordan points out that she has a burn on her arm from baking cookies...Jeff farts a silent one, Jordan says "don't you dare fart, I don't wanna hear it"...Jeff laughs and says he just did, it was a little one...Jordan says "you did fart? did it smell?"...Jeff smells for it and says "yeah"...Jeff laughs and Jordan says "eww, gross". Jeff whispers something inaudible to Jordan...she puts her arm towards Jeff's chest and rubs it, she says "you're like on fire"...they keep mumbling something inaudible and meanwhile Michele is saying something but they ignore it and keep talking LOL...Jordan giggles about something and then they start talking about Jordan's retainer, she plays with it and Jeff says ewww, he laughs and says "don't do that...if I get grossed out..." Jeff flicks her retainer just for fun, lol, and then drapes his leg over hers. Jordan asks if he would get grossed out, Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says that is what he said...Jeff says "if you're like" and he shows her what she looked like playing with the retainer. Jeff starts lightly scratching her arm again...the other HG's are being loud in the kitchen, J&J whisper inaudibly to each other...Jordan touches her belly and says something about her stomach being flatter or fatter (can't make it out)...Jeff exhales/sighs and turns right onto his back....he says "what's up? it's fu**ing hot in here and in the morning (it's cold)..."...Jordan turns and hugs Jeff and Jeff caresses her hair...this lasts for less than 30 seconds... Jordan turns back and says it's too hot for that...Jeff laughs...Jordan faces the other way but reaches back to make sure she is touching Jeff's leg with her hand. Jeff makes the sign of the cross and prays. He holds his fingers up to his ears to pray in silence. Jeff finishes and says that he had to do a quick prayer. Jordan holds Jeff's arm and tells Jeff she likes to hold people's arms like this, she doesn't know why...Jeff says "oh yeah? that's nice". Jeff says it's for taking a walk through the park...Jeff asks Jordan if she knows what fall is (lol Jeff), does North Carolina have fall?...Jordan says "uhh, yeah"...Jeff says he doesn't know how cold it gets there, a lot of places don't have fall...Jordan says her birthday is in the fall...Jeff says when is it?...Jordan says November...Jeff says that's not the fall, that's the winter. 🤨 Jordan begs to differ...Jeff says in Chicago it's cold & snowing already. Jeff says "November what?"...Jordan says "21st"...Jeff says his Ma's is November 24th...Jordan says "what's yours?"...Jeff says "June 5th"...Jordan says her sister and her grandpa's is June 29th...Jordan takes Jeff's arm and places it on her with his hand resting on her thigh, she starts rubbing his hand with hers and says his hand is so soft, hers isn't...Jordan says Jeff has girl hands and she has boy hands...Jeff says it's because he puts lotion on every single time he's in the bathroom...Jordan keeps caressing them and says "yeah, you have really soft hands"...Jeff says even his callouses are soft...Jordan says "feel mine"...Jeff feels and she says she's just kidding...Jeff says she has none but her hands are dry...Jordan asks if they feel real, real dry? Jeff says not real dry but dry...Jordan's not so sure...Jeff says "believe me, if they were dry I would tell you, I don't like dry"...Jeff says it drives him fu**ing bananas...mmm, banana pancakes :) ...Jordan giggles and Jeff laughs..Jeff says "you want those tomorrow?"...Jordan says eww, banana? that's gross..Jeff says he'll make banana nut pancakes...Michele, who is listening over in the peanut gallery says she'll have them (who asked you anyway? grrr) Jeff says fine, Michele says deal, Jeff says done...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's hand and strategically places it on her inner thigh, LOL ...she then rubs his arm and taps it, Jeff taps her thigh...Jordan reaches down again and caresses & holds Jeff's thumb while her other hand rubs Jeff's forearm...Jeff just lays there enjoying :) ...Jordan taps Jeff to signal time's up and then she turns her butt to Jeff and gets comfy...they lay still for awhile and then the feeds switch to the kitchen. RR - It's getting hot in here 🔥😉 3:03-3:08am Just after the 3:03am mark the feeds switch from the kitchen where many of the HG's are eating, talking, etc. to Natalie & Michele in the RR who are having a mini confrontation about something that happened outside regarding crying and spraying ants (not sure exactly what this was all about). Natalie is telling Michele she took what she said personally and was offended, Michele is telling Natalie that she didn't mean for it to come off that way, she was joking, etc. Natalie leaves just before the 3:05am mark saying that it was a miscommunication so let's just drop it and Michele says she would appreciate it if Natalie comes to her first with something rather than talk to everyone else about it. Michele tells Jeff & Jordan she's sorry about that...Jeff, referring to the ants, drops a one-liner saying "don't let the bed bugs bite" LOL...he says "don't worry, just get some sleep"...the volume on the RR feeds decreases now and the volume on the kitchen feeds increases...Natalie walks in and lies about what she was doing in the RR, she tells the others she was going in there to check to see if her bed was available, she tells them that Jeff & Jordan are in there (she obviously did this to ensure people knew J&J were in bed together because just 3 hours before she had insisted they sleep in her bed because she was going to sleep in the HOH). Loud mics switch back to the RR. Cam 1 - Michele/Cam 2 - Jeff & Jordan Michele complains to J&J about Natalie and that people were saying she was outside crying when all she was doing was eating chips, it's bullshit...Cam 2 zooms in on J&J...Jeff has his arm draped over Jordan's chest and she is rubbing it...Jeff says he never heard that...Jordan says "now you know how we feel"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jeff says "see how shit goes around this house?"...Michele pulls the cover over head...Jeff says "how about this, you got a bed and your monkey"...Michele says that's right but it probably makes her crazy too. Right as Jordan puts her hand on Jeff's leg that is draped over her, Jeff farts...Jordan says ewww...Jeff laughs and says he thought that would break the tension for Michele...Jordan says "she doesn't care about your farts"...Jordan tugs at Jeff's shorts to pull Jeff's leg up higher on her...Jeff laughs again. Laura who is still awake too says "are y'all hot?"...Jeff says "yeah" and he caresses Jordan's upper chest/neck area...Laura says "it's hot as f**k in here"...Jeff says he knows, it's (usually) not like that, it's today. Jeff says "I think they're doing it on purpose"...Jordan adjusts her t-shirt and Laura says "please turn on the AC, I can't sleep in this desert"...Jeff yawns and says they (BB) control everything...Jordan lifts up her arm and says something about her going to sleep...Jeff bites it :) and says he was relaxing too...Jordan fidgets with her shirt again and Jeff lifts his leg...Jordan says it's not Jeff, he puts it back down and she rubs his leg...Jeff reaches down and lifts his briefs up to scratch his leg...the camera starts rotating and Jordan who is uber aware of it says "oh great here comes the camera"...Jeff just giggles...they lay there awhile and then just after the 3:08am mark the feeds switch to the kitchen. RR - Sexual tension builds 3:20-3:42am sexual tension has already built up here and this is week one! Now Jordan & Jeff have changed positions and Jordan is closest to the wall. They are facing each other and fighting "the feeling" :) Jordan says something about her eyes automatically watering up, you know? and Jeff says "you know" and starts caressing her hair, their faces are inches apart... Jeff says "you know what my ma used to do to make me fall asleep? she'd crack eggs on my head"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff shows her how his ma did it and Jordan giggles...Jordan in her hoarse night voice says "is that a Catholic thing?"...Jeff says "nah, I don't know what the hell that is"...Jordan says she was just kidding. Jeff rubs her hair again and says "dude, doesn't it feel good? dude, a dozen eggs, she'd always do that" and he cracks another one on Jordan's head...Jordan says "that does"...Jeff says "it feels good though right?...you don't like it?"...Jordan says "no, I said it feels good". Jordan touches her hair and says "I don't have any hair on this side of my hair, I'm bald, all my hair parts to the left, I got a cowlick"...Jeff repeats cowlick...they continue facing each other, the chemistry is palpable...Jordan touches Jeff on the chest and then buries her head closer to Jeff, they lay like this for a bit and then Jordan says something about her face being smashed (?)...Jeff says he can see her and he turns on his back. Jordan is unsure where she should put her hand, she puts it on Jeff's belly...Jeff touches hers with his, rubs it and they lay there for a little while...someone walks by, someone is making noise in the room while they lay there...Jordan seems nervous, she puts her hand more on Jeff's chest now...their eyes are closed...Jordan reaches for Jeff's right arm that is above his head, brings it down and holds onto it for comfort...they fidget a little occasionally but eventually seem to settle into some kind of sleep. @ the 3:41am mark Jeff gets restless and uncomfortable and gently removes his arm from under Jordan, touches her to let her know he's there and then turns on his stomach to really settle into sleep Jeff isn't sleeping well 5:04-7:30am J&J's first night sleeping in the same bed didn't allow Jeff for very restful sleep...even though Jordan seems to be getting some sleep, Jeff isn't. Just before the 5:05am mark Jeff starts getting restless legs. Just before the 5:13am mark Jeff gingerly turns over so not to disturb Jordan, grabs the sheet that is between them and cradles it while touching Jordan to let her know he's there, she moves closer to him and Jeff puts his right leg over Jordan's leg...the foot shaking ensues... Just after the 5:22am mark Jeff bends his other leg up, he's clearly not sleeping, he keeps fidgeting... Just before the 5:27am mark Jordan stirs and gets herself more comfy by covering herself with the sheet, Jeff turns back onto his stomach and faces the other way...Jordan rubs his back, fixes her sheet, then rubs his back again to let him know she's there. Jeff keeps shaking his foot. Just after the 5:53am mark Jordan stirs and sits up to fix her sheet and turn herself towards the wall, Jeff turns towards her, she snuggles into Jeff's arm while Jeff turns himself more comfortably, he covers himself with his sheet at the same time. He whispers to her "you comfortable?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm" Just after the 6:08am mark a funny moment when Jeff, who has been apparently awake for at least the last 20 minutes turns to try and sleep on his stomach...he tries to cover himself with his sheet which is a complete tangled mess so he gives up, stands up and untangles it and then gets back in bed. He also takes this time to put the heavier blanket at the foot of their bed for when it gets colder. Just after the 6:15am mark Jeff shifts again, reaches for something, sits up, puts a pillow from the floor onto the bed, scratches himself and just generally looks bewildered. He goes to the bathroom. Just before the 6:19am mark Jeff returns and lays down, more foot shaking, stirring & yawning. Just after the 6:33am mark Jeff stirs again, scratches and turns his head. Just after the 6:38am mark Jordan stirs, looks back at Jeff, nudges closer to him and Jeff cradles his arm around her neck and they stay that way for a long time. Just before the 7:26am mark Jeff & Jordan both stir, Jordan lifts her head and Jeff takes his arm out but she moves back into Jeff and they snuggle more. Jordan holds Jeff with her free hand...at this point Jordan isn't even visible on camera, lol. I recall Jeff telling someone, if not Jordan, that he had terrible sleep this night and he couldn't sleep with Jordan again Leave her cute ass alone 11:30-11:32am Jordan is in the bathroom and runs into the kitchen area...cams stay on Michele in the bathroom but Jeff is heard asking Jordan what's up? she says nothing, she just needs to poop (?) and Jeff says ok, he was wondering what the f**k was going on? (because of her running in)...Jordan giggles...Casey says chlorine is a natural laxative and then the cams switch to the kitchen where Jordan is saying "really? you're lying" and then she says they can't raise their voices at her, she's very sensitive...Casey calls her America's sensitive sweetheart...Braden says that Jordan has the mouth of a trash can at night...Jeff says it's after a glass of wine...Jordan says "I do not, I just joke around with everybody" BB tells Jordan to put on her mic...Jordan says she was outside...Jeff teasingly says "Jordan, it's half past the hour, what time is it?"...Jordan rolls her eyes and says "stoopppuh! don't do that in front of Casey either"...Braden asks if it's before or after?...Casey asks what did he do?...Jordan says "oh man"...Jeff says it's 11, what time is it?...BB tells Jordan to put on her mic again...Jordan says "shut up, I already know what time it is now"...as Jordan leaves to go outside he says it's because she looked at the digital clock...Braden giggles...Jordan smiles as she closes the sliding glass door. Jeff smiles to himself...Braden asks Casey "did you hear about that? she doesn't know how to tell time on a freakin, other than"...Casey says "digital?"...Braden says "yeah"...Jeff says "leave her cute ass alone"...Casey yells "I didn't say nothing!"...Jeff says "before we even got going"...Braden says "it's good"...Casey yells "how I did? how'd I get in this?"...Jeff turns the subject and they all start joking around… Jeff gives Jordan an ultimatum 12:24-12:40pm *ed - Jeff in no uncertain terms tells Jordan he doesn't like her flirting with Russell even if it's for game, if she continues, he will be her friend from afar. Jordan gets the message. Jeff tells Jordan she is his only priority and he will be hurt if she betrays him. Jordan is in the pink floatie in the pool. Jeff is in the middle of working out. Jeff comes over to talk to Jordan...Jordan says something about "toona" and Jeff says "wtf, is that like your routine now?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "to rip on me?"...Jordan says "no, it's funny cuz you get so mad"...Jeff points and says "get used to the bottom of that thing"...he smiles and Jordan laughs...Jordan says "that's like an in love thing" and Jeff says "yeah, I know, I can't wait to put you to the bottom of that thing"...Jordan laughs. Jordan says "so yeah"...Jeff says "well I figured as much, that's your favorite routine"...Jordan says "no, it's funny, I had to say it"...Jeff looks down and unconvincingly says "it is funny"... Jordan asks "are you done working out?"...Jeff says "no...I'll probably get in the pool right when you're getting out"...Jordan says "probably"...Jeff says "that's how you work it"...Jordan says "yeah, when you get in I have to leave"...Jeff says "I know, for sure"...Jordan pointing at the cement surrounding the pool, says "hey, take your shoes off and sit right there"...Jeff says "no, I gotta finish working out"...Jordan says "noooo"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz I wanna talk to you"...Jeff squats down and says "talk to me"...Jordan says "no, it's so obvious"...Jeff says something inaudible about what does she care since it's obvious (they're together)...Jeff says "I'll stretch out" and he does. Jeff says "what's wrong?"...Jordan looks in the mirror to see who is watching them before talking and whispers something about thinking that Braden has a chance to stay...Jeff says he was thinking the same thing and if they do it would be so great...Jordan says it would be chaos...Jeff says something about the others hating them and Jordan says they already hate us. Jeff pretends to show off his muscles to Casey (?) and says he's not "that guy"...Jordan & Jeff talk, hard to hear but I think they're counting the votes for Braden to possibly stay...Jeff says "there'll be some shit up in this bitch"...Jordan says "yeah" and then says something about war...Jordan says that's why she thinks it would be funny, they'd be in complete shock...they talk a bit more game and it's very hard to make out exactly what they're saying… Jeff says something about Lydia, not trusting her and how she was up there flirting with Russell (to get him to take her off the block)...Jordan says "yeah, I do the same thing, I flirt with Russell but I don't overdo it"...she says something about that night and him working on her legs (?)...Jeff looks less than thrilled and mumbles "slut"...Jordan says "I'm what?"...Jeff says "shot, you're a tease, that's one thing"...Jordan says "I'm not!"... Jeff says "you look...you're going to come off looking bad if you keep fu**ing around"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "it just doesn't look right, flirting is one thing but fu**ing around, sleeping in the same bed and rubbing each other all over the place, it looks bad"...Jordan says she's not rubbing Russell...Jeff says "if you're rubbing all over and sleeping with him I don't want you in my zone, you be my friend from over there (pointing far away) cuz I'm not making that kind of TV"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "I'm being serious, don't f**k around like that"...Jordan protests she's not and says she's not talking about that...Jeff says he is talking about that...Jordan says "I'm not though uhhhhh!"...Jeff says "whaddya mean you're not talking about that, I am"...Jordan says "you irritate me"...Jeff says "you irritate me, I'm going to massage everyone's boobs in the house"...Jordan says "go do it" Jeff says he will, he'll be right back and gets up to go lift more weights, he says he's coming in the pool but he knows for sure that Jordan will get out and it will be him & Michele chilling as always....Jeff lifts weights and Jordan adjusts herself in the floatie, at first Jordan smiles but then gets a very concerned serious look on her face, Jeff's message is getting through loud & clear. Jeff comes back towards Jordan and sneezes, he asks Jordan if she said bless you?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she needs to learn some manners...Jordan says "you need how to watch how you talk to me"...Jeff says "you need to watch your actions"...Jordan, with a serious look on her face, says "I didn't do anything...what about my actions?"...Jeff says "I'm not saying anything, you can do whatever you want, I'm just saying watch your actions...that's all I'm saying". Jordan starts game talking again and says that Ronnie said he planted a seed and he said he can get people to turn on Russell...Jeff says "I think they're ready to"...Jordan says "I want, I want him out, I want Jessie out"...Jeff squats down and says the best move is if someone puts up Jessie & Russell and pit them against each other to compete for POV and then see where their friendship lies...they talk about Ronnie and how cute he is with all his plans...Jeff sits down again to stretch...they go over scenarios for next week and Jeff says if Jordan is up he would win POV and take her off...Jeff says "you're really my only priority in here" :)...Jordan says "aww thanks"...Jeff tsks and says "I'll drown you"...Jordan says "and then in the final 3 you'll backdoor me and then I'll talk shit about you"...she laughs...Jeff says "yeah and I'll be remember all that running around you did week 1 and 2?...later!" 🥴 Casey has approached them and stops...they ask him what he's got to say?...Casey doesn't say anything, lol. Jordan asks Casey or Jeff if he wears boxers or just underwear...Jeff says boxer briefs...Jordan says boxer boxers? Casey says not usually anymore, he used to...Jeff says he doesn't like boxers because it feels like he's wearing two pairs of shorts...Casey says they bunch up. Jordan says she would hate to have a penis...Jeff says he would hate to have a bloody vajayjay...Jordan says "no, penises seem like they get in the way"...Jeff says they do sometimes but you live with it...just before the 12:35pm mark the feeds switch off J&J and then return on Cam 1 at the 12:37pm mark...Jeff & Jordan are talking game again, Jeff says worst case scenario he will meet her at the jury house, he'd like to kick it at the beach if he's going somewhere...Jordan says me too...Jeff says he'd rather go there than go home...Jordan brings up Diane & Drew and how they stuck together the whole way, Drew was the nice guy like Jeff and he made it, he won it and all of them are like Scott, Jase, you know?...Jeff says totally...Jordan says someone just has to put their foot down and do it...Jeff says that's what he means, this week (coming up) is the week to do it. Jordan says Jeff better win and he should try...Jeff says he is going to...Jordan says if it's her and Jeff left and it's questions...Jeff says he will throw it...Jordan says but don't be obvious...Jeff says whatever, it is what it is...Jordan says they'll get down Jeff's throat...Jeff says he can fu**ing handle himself, he's not worried about them, f**k them, what are they going to do verbally abuse him? get the f**k out of here. Jordan says "I already know I can trust you because you know"...Jeff smiles and says "no I don't know"...Jordan giggles and says she has to quit saying you know...Jordan says she means even though they do talk, he's just Jeff...Jeff says "I guess that's good enough" 🙁 Jordan says he knows he can trust her because she talked to him...Jeff says "if you ever stab me in the back!"...Jordan says "I swear to God if you do it to me I will find you"...Jeff smiles and says "I'll get thrown out of here for punching a chick"...Jeff cracks up, rolls over and gets up...Jeff says he would punch her right there and then he points to the bottom of the pool LOL...Jordan says "yeah right, I'll bite you" Jeff says "no, I would be so pissed, you don't understand, I'd be like...hurt"...Jordan says "it's a game"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says she's just kidding, she's just trying to talk big talk right now, trying to scare him...Jeff whispers he's not scared. Braden comes out and their talk breaks up, Jordan tells Jeff to go talk to Braden while they work out, she then tells Braden to go talk to Jeff. Game talk by the pool 12:49-12:52pm Jeff & Jordan are still outside after having their "serious talk by the pool"...Jordan is in the pool, Jeff is walking around mid work out and heads to the pool, they start talking game...Jordan asks if they should trust Laura?...Jeff says what would be good is if Laura won HOH and was serious (about what she told them)...Jordan asks if Jeff doesn't think she would?...Jeff hopes she would...Jordan says she already told them what she was going to do so if she turned her back on them they could say she said "this"...Jeff says the funny thing is if he won HOH he'd put Lydia and Laura up, last night was the first time Laura opened up to him, he's sure it's because Jordan was there, not opened up but talked to him...Jordan doesn't seem to like this...Jeff says "Lydia is going up for sure"...it gets hard to hear Jordan at this point but I think Jordan is talking Jeff into putting up Kevin & Lydia and how Jeff could talk to him and explain why, Jordan tells Jeff she doesn't want Laura up because she's on her team, if the plan backfires (keeping Braden) then she's by herself...Jeff stands up saying he doesn't want to say (anything yet)...Jordan says "then I'll cuss you out"...Jeff throws the beach ball at Jordan :) Jeff says he doesn't want to say it yet, Lydia for sure he's putting up, after that he doesn't know, because she fu**ed them big time...Jeff jokingly says "I can put you up" LOL...Jordan says "hell no"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "I'll be like, I don't like you running around being a little hussy" Jeff giggles...Jordan opens her mouth and says "have I been?"...Jeff says "no, I'm just joking, what did I tell you, I'm not putting you up...ever" he continues saying "you're the one that stuck with me through the 'Jeff fu**ing smells' period" Jordan says "through the storm"...Jeff says "yeah through the storm"...Jeff pretends to throw the ball at her again and Jordan says "this is your beating"...Jeff says "this is my love tap" ♥ Jeff throws the ball back at Jordan and says he's going to do another set, is she getting out soon? cuz he's getting in soon...Jordan says maybe...Jeff says if she's getting out soon, he's going on the elliptical, if she's staying in, he'll get in before that...Jordan says why doesn't he finish working out then get in the pool?...Jeff says he wants to do that too...Jordan says with sass "well then go do it"...Jeff points at Jordan "you're going up!" :) ...Jordan says "yeah right"...Jeff walks away and says to Braden they have a new plan, Jordan is outta there LOL Jordan testing Jeff 12:52-1253pm Just as Jeff heads toward where Braden is, Jordan calls out to Jeff "come here!"...Jeff turns around and says "who?"...Jordan says "you"...Braden says "me?"...Jordan says "no, Jeff" and she giggles...Braden aww's saying he got so excited...Jeff goes over to the pool again...Jordan says "you know they're threatened by us"...Jeff says "oh yeah, I feel it now, before he was like dude, I'm outta here, now I feel like we got something going on"...Jordan says "everybody's threatened by us cuz we're so close"...Jeff says "oh yeah, for real" :) Jeff says they're two votes instead of one and the others know they won't f**k each other like Lydia...BB calls the HG's inside for a lockdown...Jeff throws the ball and hits Jordan in the head with it, she whines...Jeff whines saying "how long?"...Braden says "shut up, get inside" and Jeff whines about it more loudly LOL Jordan jumps out of her pink floatie and asks Jeff "can you give me my towel please?"...Jeff says "where is it?" and goes around the pool to get it...Jordan smiles...as Jeff gets the towel, Jordan gets out of the pool...Jeff hands it to her and Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "why did I have to go all the way over there when you were already like right there?"...Jordan says "cuz I just wanted to see if you'd do it...and you will" :) Jeff's making TOONA 1-1:03pm Jeff is slicing up some onion, preparing tuna <--- lol Jordan is milling about the kitchen, she stands next to Jeff and says "eww, you're eating tuna?....eww Jeff"...Jeff says "you don't like anything I eat...because you know why? I don't eat garbage food all the time"...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says it's true, she knows it, not to look at him like that...Jeff says to not touch him while he has a knife in his hand cuz he might get pissed...he smiles at her...Jordan says it's not even a sharp knife so shut up...Jeff says it won't do any damage...Jordan says not really...Jeff asks her what she wants to eat but Jordan doesn't pay attention, she walks over to the other side of the counter...Jeff says "you hungry?"...Jordan says she feels like she just ate...they chit chat a bit more about that and tanning, Jeff says she's dark, super dark...Jordan complains her hair looks a mess, it looks like butt in the DR all the time. Jordan says Jeff's food smells...Jeff says "tuna? no it smells like onions"...Jordan says uhhhh, she will stay clear from Jeff...Jeff says "let's go make out" :) ...Jordan says "uhhh, I haven't even kissed you yet (she was planning on it!) and I wouldn't even after you ate that". Jeff says "what? Michele, can we make out?"...Michele says "what?" they laugh...Michele says "I don't make out with my brother sorry"...Jeff says "that's right, that's gross Michele"...Michele says "gross". Jeff sings "sha na na na na na na na" (Brady Bunch theme)...Jordan finishes his thought and sings "sha na na na na"...Jeff giggles and Jordan continues singing "yeah time to change...we've got to rearrange"...Jeff says "the Brady Bunch" Salad 1:03pm Jeff is sitting at the counter eating his tuna. Jordan is getting her salad ready. She gets the salad bag out and the dressing, puts it on the counter and says "guess what I'm making?"...Jeff says "salad?"...Braden who is around says "yeah, yeah"...Jeff says "how did I know, we're on the same page huh?"...Jordan checks in the refrigerator to see if there's an opened salad dressing but there isn't so she has to open a new one. Jeff & Braden both tell her to "do it". Jordan unsuccessfully tries to open the salad bag and makes a racket while doing so...Jeff is watching her and says "Jordan, you're making me nuts"...she hands him the bag as he grabs for it...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "what do you mean what's up?"...Jeff says "is this a re-sealable bag? no"...Jordan, in Jeff accent, says "no"...Jeff says "even when I do you a favor you still have to insult me?"...Jordan looks at him… and rolls her eyes in the cutest way. Jeff says "what is that with your cross eye, you do that when you get nervous or something"...Jeff finally rips it open and says "here, just take out what you need, you know"...Jordan rolls her eyes again, covers her ears signalling she doesn't want to hear that and says "you know" Jeff just looks at her then Braden who is talking to Michele says at the end of his sentence "you know" and Jeff smiles and points at him signalling he says it too. Jordan smiles… Jordan says "I heard"...Jeff says "what'd he say?"...Jordan says "you know"...Jordan looks at the dressing bottle and says "100 calories for this?"...Jeff says "how many servings?"...Jordan says "2 tablespoons"...talk dies down and then the feeds go to fish Sleeping arrangements talk 1:10-1:15pm I knew there was a conversation where Jeff (and/or Jordan) said he had a terrible night's sleep the night before and I found it! :) Jeff is sitting at the counter still eating his tuna. Jordan is almost finished getting her salad ready and is milling around the kitchen. Chima comes downstairs from the HOH where she has been sleeping, Braden starts singing the Miss America song "here she comes Miss Sleepyhead"...Jeff asks her if she's just getting up right now...Chima says yes...Jeff says "snap!...how'd that feel?"...Chima says "great but I really need to start going to bed earlier, honestly"...Jeff says "what time were you up to?"...Chima says 5...Jordan says "what!? and I thought I was a late night". Chima says "when you go to sleep at 5 and they try to wake you up at 9, it's not"...Jeff says "it's not happening, it's not a good scene"...Jordan asks her "did you sleep good?"...Chima says "I did yeah, because it's a bed, imagine that, I'm so excited"...Chima asks how J&J slept in that "big" bed or bigger bed...Jeff says "it's not that big and I kept getting knocked off"...Jordan says "not comfortable"...Chima says "it wasn't comfy?"...Jeff says no, it's not a good idea. Jessie has come into the kitchen and says they didn't sleep good last night? he would just sleep on top of Jordan, that's what he would do...Braden says "this is a great cushion"...Jeff says he did at one point, he was all over her...Chima says "I thought two people would work in that one but no". Jordan says "I'm sleeping with Lydia tonight"...Jeff says "it was not a good plan"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "we never got any good sleep"...Chima says "sorry guys, we thought it was a great idea"...Jeff says "because I think we both like separating to our own sides...you know like when you're nice at first but then when you get tired you're like alright, go over there"...Chima & Jeff laugh...Chima says "and then you don't really have enough room to go over there"...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says in a whiny voice "I know and he's all rub my arm, rub my back, rub my blah blah blah" (umm I distinctly recall Jordan asking Jeff to rub her arm this night :) ) ...Jeff says that was in the beginning (of the night)...talk between them dies down and Jordan comes around to sit next to Jeff to eat her salad, she asks him if he wants some Triscuits and then they eat… JJ always touching 1:41-1:52pm Jeff is sitting on a stool in the kitchen, Jordan finishes brushing her teeth and walks into the kitchen towards Jeff, he holds out his leg so that she can stand in between his legs, she does with her back to him. They chit chat with Laura & Ronnie and then move to talk in the GR, Jeff comments that he is smelly, Jordan agrees because he was eating tuna & onions, ewww. Jeff asks Jordan "wanna make out now?" lol Jordan says no, heck no. They sit down in the GR and start talking game with Laura but then Ronnie & Michele come in and random chatter occurs. Casey comes into the GR to take pics with the HOH camera, Jeff drapes his leg over Jordan and Casey says "why you always gotta be touching Jordan" ;) They laugh, Jeff says this is the first picture he's touching Jordan! Casey says he has to get one of America's couple right here..Jordan gets all offended, lol and says "nooooo"...Jeff says they don't have to be holding hands or anything...Jordan & Jeff smile for the camera. :) More random game chatter, Jeff drapes his leg over Jordan and Jordan says that Jeff has skinny legs...Jeff says he doesn't work them out anymore...Michele leaves and then Jordan clears her throat twice and looks at Jeff to signal that he should leave with Ronnie, Jeff doesn't get it so she tells him that she doesn't need to tell him anything else so he can...Jeff says "leave?"...Jordan says yes and Jeff smiles and gives her a look… Jeff gets up and goes to leave...Jordan says "Jeff, omg, where are you going?" and she shoots him a look like take Ronnie with you...Jeff says he doesn't know what's going on and he leaves Ronnie behind LOL Jordan has to ask Ronnie to leave so her and Laura can talk. Ronnie leaves. Flirty hallway chat 2:07-2:10pm Jordan & Laura have been talking mad game in the GR and they finally leave. Just as Jordan is walking out the door Jeff approaches her. They lean up against each other and Jeff hugs Jordan as she's putting her mic pack on the back of her shorts. Jeff says "didn't you want me to leave?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Kevin walks by and makes a face and they giggle...Jeff play kicks Jordan in the stomach...Jeff asks about what happened in the GR, did she tell Ronnie?...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "you're so terrible"...Jeff says "I didn't know what you were doing"...Jordan says "no, I was sitting there and I was telling you to get him to go and then you're just like standing there like uhh, ok"...Jeff says "ohhh". Michele walks by and Jordan stops her to tell her that she felt bad that Michele kept walking by the GR and they (Laura & Jordan) didn't talk to her, she didn't want her to think that her and Laura were talking about her. (As Jordan is saying this she subconciously reaches for the mic on Jeff's tank top to fix it, cute!) Michele says she understands that Jordan has to talk to her teammate. More flirting...Jordan play punches Jeff in the chest and says she's sleepy...they look at each other...Jordan pats Jeff's hand and it stays there...Jeff says to take a nap...Jordan says she doesn't want to...Laura walks by with a chair saying she's going to curl her hair...Jeff says he'll go in there...Jordan says he's like a girl too. Jeff says he has to brush his teeth...Jordan says "definitely"...Jeff says "right?"...Jordan says she didn't smell anything but he definitely has to brush his teeth. Braden walks by and says "hey y'all"...Jeff whispers something about Jordan telling someone about Lydia...Jordan says she hasn't...inaudible whispers and then Jeff says "that bitch"...Kevin walks by and Jeff says "just cuz...Ronnie, I can't believe it". Jordan calls out to Kevin "hey Kevin, come here", Jordan is holding onto Jeff now...Jeff laughs...Kevin approaches them saying "can we get a picture of you two please?"...Jordan smiles at Jeff and says "they did"...Jeff says "they took kind of one"...Jordan leans her head onto Jeff and says "your dream isn't going to come true because he ate tuna today and I told him I ain't going to kiss him if he ate tuna"...Kevin says "he didn't kiss you last night?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "I was like halfway off the bed, I was trying to get romantic but I was like (shows how he was falling off the bed)"...Kevin says "like tuna breath?...go brush your teeth"...Jeff says "I'm going right now" and he cracks up laughing along with Jordan. Kevin walks away and Jeff & Jordan walk into the bathroom...Jeff looks at the mirror and says "should I get Lydia to cut my hair right now before we hate each other?"...Jordan says "no, you might be buzzed"...talk turns random between J&J, Braden & Laura. RR - JJ banter 2:42-2:48pm Feeds switch to the RR just before the 2:43pm mark...Jordan is laying in Jeff's bed, Jeff is showing Braden how small the "big bed" (Natalie's) really is and how they slept last night, he was pushed all to one edge while Jordan was rolled up in a ball taking up all the space...Jordan giggles...Braden says that mattress is so thin compared to the one in the SS room...Jeff says it's wider but it's a facade, it's the same mattress...Jordan and Jeff just look at each other :) ...Jeff says "what?"...he gets up while Braden goes into the SS room...the feeds switch to the SS room briefly & then return to J&J...Jeff is now sitting on the ledge of his bed...Jordan is rubbing his leg...the camera rotates noisily on them and they giggle...Jordan says "here they go, the camera"...Jeff smells himself and says he reeks, he has to take a shower...Jordan in a cute voice says "tuna, you reek with tuna and onions"...Jeff grabs the cover and throws it over over her head...she giggles and says she's just kidding :) ...Jordan says BB is going to call her out about not wearing her mic...Jeff says they're going to say "stop saying tuna"...Jordan says "no Jeff, you're the one that says tuna"... Jeff turns to look in his drawer...Jordan says "hey!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "your clothes are in there?"...Jeff in his sexy voice says "yeah...what?...hey what?"...Jordan loses her train of thought and says "just asking"...Casey walks by looking at Jeff's haircut, Jeff asks how it looks? Casey says it's good and even, not patchy... Super cute moment alert when Jeff says it's nice and short, when he does it up, he'll whip his head around and be like what? He cracks up laughing and Jordan giggles and shakes her head. Jeff goes over to the bed, straddles Jordan and nibbles her neck...Jordan gets all nervous and says she hasn't cut her hair yet ever (huh? lol) and then her delayed reaction to the neck nibble, she says "oww, you bit my neck"...Jeff gets off saying "you smell like tuna" LOL...Jeff says as soon as he showers BB will say the lockdown is over...Jordan says maybe they're getting ready for tomorrow...Jeff says "already? I didn't do my (cardio) exercises"...Jordan whispers he can do that later. Jeff gets his soft black shirt out and asks if she wants to sleep with it?...Jordan says "put it on"...Jeff says he can't put it on, he's dirty...he walks over to Jordan and rubs the shirt against her face...Jordan says "yeah, it is soft"...Jeff says "so soft"...Jordan gives it back to Jeff, he walks off with it saying "I love it...I love your shirt" Jeff asks "did you see my shorts?"...Jordan says he can still wear them...Jeff says "I lost though, it hurts"...Jordan says "you lost?"...Jeff says "I lost, it hurts"...Jordan says "I think guys look so good when they wear basketball shorts, a hat and wife beaters" (exactly what Jeff was wearing! LOL)...Jeff excitedly says "like I had on today?" :) ...Jordan ignores realizing she slipped and says "no, like you know how girls look better dressed up and stuff, I think guys look better when they're bummy"...Jeff says "that's good, cuz I'm bummy" I guess Jeff has a pink stain on his shorts so he says he can just rock the pink...Jordan says he's not doing anything so why not wear his comfy clothes, he might change now, then change again after going outside and getting nasty...Jeff says he's going to change cuz they're not doing anything...Jordan says change then!...Jeff says he's gonna...they almost start to banter about the shorts again but Jeff says "go to sleep, don't talk to me crabby"...Jordan says she's not crabby...Jeff turns to Jordan and says "stop looking at me"...Jordan says "why? I'm looking at your hair"...Jeff asks "what's wrong with it?"...Jordan says to turn his way and he does spilling a cup of Coke...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "f**k! now that has to be washed"...he throws down his 2 pairs of shorts and says "go to sleep! fu**in A"...Laura walks in...Jeff says "whose Coke was that?"...Laura says it's not hers...Jordan says Jeff has anger issues...Jeff says that if she'd just gone to sleep that would have never happened... Jordan constantly throws stones at Jeff 4:27-4:29pm Jessie, Lydia and Jeff are in the bathroom...Jeff is clipping his toenails...Jordan walks in and immediately says "eww"...Jeff breathes out and gives Jordan a look, Jordan smiles at him, Jeff does the same to her... Jordan says his toenails were long...Jeff knows...Jordan says "eww"...Jeff says he's going to put them in her pillowcase...Jordan says she's going to shove them up his butt...Jeff gets up saying "if you don't say something fu**ing nice about me, I'm sick of these negative comments"...Jessie says that Jeff will put them in a little baggie and put them in her mouth when she's sleeping...Jeff says you know you always smell one...Lydia says "ewwww!"...Jeff throws away the clippings...Jordan doesn't get it and says "smell what? your farts?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says he's been farting a lot lately...Jeff and Jessie talk about the vitamins making you fart more...Jeff says that and the watermelon he ate pack a punch...Jordan goes to floss her teeth, she says cabbage will give you gas, it cleans her out...Jeff imitating Jordan says "eww gross! gross! eww! you look ugly today eww! your feet are weird eww! your hair's messy"...Jordan caught off guard comes back with "Duh!" LOL...Jeff says "everything is a stone! Jesus!"...Jordan says "have I said one thing?" (yes, yes you did!)...Jeff says "I'm outta here" and walks off...Jordan says "you suck"...Jeff says he can get that out there just as easily. Jordan continues flossing and Lydia pokes her head up over the cover saying "Jordan dang!"...Jordan says "what?"...Lydia asks if Jeff's on his man period?...Jordan says it's cuz she's always making fun of him and he gets pissed, she thinks it's funny cuz he gets so mad...Jessie says he gets all testicle with her?...Jordan says yeah, he gets all bitchy but whatever...she brushes her teeth… Jordan's pregnant not pregnant 5:24pm I think this is the first time on the feeds that Jordan does her pregnant imitation. Jordan joins Laura, Ronnie and Kevin in the green room after DR session...Jordan mentions how good the food looks (Jeff is cooking)...talk of facial masks. Out of nowhere, Jordan sticks out her belly and says "Look y'all, don't I look pregnant?"... Ronnie says no, shhh and Laura says she would be cute pregnant and tells her to go show everybody...most other houseguests are in the kitchen, including Jeff who is cooking. Jordan waddles toward the kitchen, sticking out her belly and says "Hey, y'all look, don't I look pregnant?" Ronnie laughs and says "It's Jeff's baby" and you can hear from the kitchen Braden saying "I thought you were just BFFs"...you can't see the kitchen much at all, but Jeff's laugh comes through loud and clear. RR - Hands, Chicago & Charlottes Web 6:13-6:20pm Jeff is laying in his bed under the covers, Jordan is sitting and in some form they are touching :) ...Michele is sitting on the edge of his bed talking game with them, they seem satisfied with their plan, they fist bump each other and Michele leaves going into the HN room...Jordan leans forward and they whisper some more game, specifically about Casey being scared to be on board with their plan to oust Chima...Ronnie walks into the room...Jordan asks Ronnie what's wrong? he always looks stressed...Ronnie says nothing and he sits on the middle bed...not sure what Jeff is responding to but he says "that's why I want to lay down, I'm not ignoring you stupid" :) Jordan pats Jeff's arm to which Jeff does the same to her (patronizing LOL)...Jordan smiles while looking at Ronnie (I think she looks so beautiful here...) The three of them start whispering game, Jeff asks who Ronnie wants to stay? Ronnie says Braden...Jordan says Michele is on board...Jeff starts getting pissed at someone who is still at 50% sure, wtf?...Jordan laughs and bends her head down on Jeff's arm...Jordan says Jeff is stupid...Jeff asks why is that stupid?...Jordan says "cuz you are" LOL Jordan and Ronnie talk more inaudible game, Jeff just looks at Jordan...Jordan says "this is so obvious, disperse, disperse"...Jeff says "I know, for real, spread out"...Michele has made her way back in and so has Braden... Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and links hers with it, she holds it while Jeff looks at their joined hands... Jordan pats it, strokes it, puts up hers in comparison and says his hands are small... Jeff says his brother's are like that too...Jordan keeps playing with his hand...she says she is going to have to see what Chicago looks like...Jordan gets distracted talking about Jessie but Jeff is intrigued by what she said so he says "what do you want to see?" Jordan says Chicago...Jeff says yeah? you'll like it...Jordan says she would like to visit but she doesn't think she could ever live in Illinois. (interesting that subconciously she was projecting that there was a possibility she might want to move to Chicago one day ) Jeff says why?...Jordan says she doesn't know...(she is tracing what looks to be heart shapes on Jeff's hand)...she guesses since her grandparents live there and it's small...Jordan puts her face in Jeff's hand while Jeff is asking her if she knows how different Chicago is from where her grandparents live and how far it is? Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he doesn't think she does, it's a 6 hour drive...Jordan says she could move to Wilmington because that's still in NC...Braden jumps in asking if you guys are going to move closer to each other?...Jordan says noooooo...Jeff says Jesus...Jordan says now people are going to think like... Jeff says "yeah, you should visit Chicago" Braden says "you're in for it Jordan if you visit Chicago" Jordan keeps playing with Jeff's hand and says "why?...Oprah? is that where she's from?" Jeff says "that's where she films, Chicago's badass" Jordan says "yeah right whatever" Jeff says "you've never even been there, was I dogging your shitty town?" Jeff then says "what if I shove you in Charlotte's web? shut up" LOL they laugh... Jordan says "Jeff is mean" and she bends down to put her head near Jeff's... Jeff says "it's a term of endearment" :D Jordan then gets Jeff to smell her hair...he says it doesn't stink LOL Jordan gets up to leave and Jeff asks "where you going?"...Jordan says "I'll be back"... RR - Fashion show banter 6:26-6:34pm Jordan sits in the bed with Jeff. They talk about all the mirrors everywhere...Jordan compliments Laura on her wavy hair, she tells her she looks sexy...Laura says thanks and that most guys she's dated prefer straight. Jeff says he likes it like that too, it looks like Pantene Pro-V, he then asks Jordan if he shouldn't have said that? did it make his vocabulary look stupid?...Jordan says oh no, it sounded good. Jordan says her armpits are starting to stink and Laura hands her some deodorant...Ronnie asks Jordan if she's ever driven through W. Virginia...Jordan while putting on deodorant, says no, she's never gone up that way...(Jeff has his hand around Jordan)...Laura says she's going to wear between two dresses for the live show...Jordan says she likes the blue...Jeff says "let me see"...Laura shows the black one...Jordan says blue is pretty but black is sexy too...Jeff says black is the sexy bitch dress, black is good with everything but go with the blue...Jordan agrees saying she will stand out with blue...Laura shows them her red dress...Ronnie says "is that a shirt or a dress" Jeff says "why don't you try those on?"...Laura shows another one...Jeff says "that's naughty"...Braden says "your stuff's short, holy crapoli" ...Ronnie repeats the questions and Jeff says "or is that a handkerchief?" ...Jordan encourages Laura to try them on...Laura says "all of them?"...they talk about Laura's red dress...Laura asks Jordan if she has silver shoes?...Jordan says she only brought cork, they won't see her feet...Jeff says "dude, no one is going to be looking at your feet in that dress" Laura leaves to try on her dress...Jeff says he's going to wear a black underwear shirt, will they let him or can they whatever they want?...Ronnie says you can but BB reserves the right to veto it...Jeff says he's going to wear it, that's how he rolls...Ronnie & Braden continue talking as do Jeff & Jordan to each other, Jordan says she needs caffeine, she should have laid out today...Jeff says he was too...Jordan says me too and they start bantering about how Jeff says "too" which inevitably leads to Jordan saying "too, toona, techno"...Jeff says "dude, I'm getting bagged on"...Braden says no way, it's good for him, he'll have a t-shirt coming out soon...Jeff says (don't forget) "bowl, they killed me with that"...Jordan starts repeating "bowl" (in another funny accent, LOL)...Jeff says "bowl, Superbowl...that was your accent"...Jordan says "bowl"...Jeff says "we're going to Superbowl...what? did it sound like it?"...Jordan says no, not everyone in Charlotte sounds like that...Jeff says "bowl of spaghetti, gimme a bowl of chicken fingers"...Ronnie asks if anyone knows any good jokes? Jeff says "a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says we don't serve your kind here and the mushroom says why not? I'm a fungi" 😄 They laugh and Jordan says "I don't get it"...Jeff says "I know you don't get it Jordan"...Jordan says "explain it to me"...Ronnie explains...Jordan says "ohhh, I got it!!"...Jeff cracks up and says yes! and tells her that she can be like "oh the class of mushroom called fungi? pffft, I know it...it's a quarter after, later! I gotta speech to give on higher education" :) Jordan starts touching Jeff's hair and Jeff says "what's up?"... Jordan says she thinks Lydia did the sides too short, they discuss Jeff's hair and Jeff says Jordan can help cut it a little on the back and no joking around...Jordan says she will be serious because she knows how serious it is with her hair....Jeff says what if he cut this off (her hair short)...Jordan says she would kill him and her friend Char cuts her hair, she's so good...Jeff says Char?...Jordan says short for Charlotte but she's from Buffalo. Laura comes in with her red dress...Jordan loves it, she looks hot...Jeff says "dude, that's naughty"...Ronnie says Laura will have lots of fans if she wears it...Jeff says he might sign up Jordan likes it...Jeff says "yammahamma, I'll go with that one"...Braden says he will take her to sushi anytime...Jordan says "wow, you look good, you're so skinny"...Ronnie asks another joke...Jeff says he can't focus right now...Ronnie says he's married...Jeff says oh he knows he's taking a peek...Jordan laughs...Jeff says she is Ronnie's housemate, he can look...Laura leaves with them saying that one is the winner so far... RR - Fashion show part 2 6:34-6:45pm Jeff yells out to Laura to try on the blue dress...Ronnie tells his joke again "so do you guys know how to catch a unique rabbit?"...Jordan says Laura needs to model and then asks Jeff why is he smelling her LOL...Jeff says he was smelling her armpits, he smiles :) ...Jordan asks why is he smelling her armpits when she just told him they stink?...Braden says she just put deodorant on...Jeff says he just told her she smelled delicious ...Jordan says her armpits do stink, does he want her to rub them in his face? Jeff says "do you want me to put you in a leg scissor?" LOL Ronnie asks the joke again...they don't know...Ronnie says "you neak up on it"...Jeff says "oh, ha ha ha"...Braden says "ahhh"...Jordan doesn't get it, she says "wait, say it again"...meanwhile Jeff is behind Jordan picking hair, lint off her shirt (I love this! I don't know why but I find this so personal) Ronnie explains the joke...Jordan says Ohhhh...Ronnie then asks "do you know how you catch a tame one?...tame way"...Jeff laughs and says that is so stupid, Braden says it's so 7th grade...Jordan says "I hate jokes cuz I don't ever get 'em"...Jeff says "oh God Jordan, let it go...just smile" :) Jeff asks if she has a fake laugh, just go "ha ha" (when not understanding a joke)...Jordan says she does if she's around a bunch of people and she doesn't really know them or know the joke she just laughs like it's really funny but in her head she's like wtf did he just say?...they laugh...Jeff says "ahhh, that's so cute"...Jordan says she does that a lot, she doesn't understand why she doesn't get them, she smiles, nods her head and acts like she's interested you know?...Jeff smiles and nods...Braden asks Jordan if she got the joke?...Jordan says "that joke? no"...Jeff & Ronnie try to explain...Jordan pays attention and says "say it again"...Ronnie explains again saying it's a play on words...Jordan goes Ohhhhh...Jeff rubs his eyes and says "Jordan"...Ronnie says another lame joke about "boo bees"...Jeff & Braden laugh, Jordan just looks in bewilderment...Jeff explains...Jordan fake laughs (LOL) and says "now that one was really good"...Jeff says "Jordan, come on!"...Jordan says "shut up! I don't do stuff like this, I don't like jokes"...Jeff & Jordan have a stare down :) ... Jeff says "dude, what's going on"...Jordan guffaws and covers her mouth saying she didn't mean to breathe on him, she pats Jeff's chest heartily...Jeff just smiles goofily at Jordan ...they talk about the pasta they ate...Jeff tells Jordan she didn't thank him for it...Jordan says she did, she washed the dishes too...Jeff says she's right, he starts rubbing her neck. Ronnie tells yet another stupid joke...Jeff wants a riddle and then says he has one...he says there's a guy hanging from a rope in an empty room with a puddle of water under him, how did he get there & hang himself...after many guesses Ronnie finally figures out that he was standing on an ice block...in the meantime Jordan touches Jeff's inner arms and asks him if he had surgery there?...Jeff says no, they're stretch marks...Jordan can't believe it, it looks like he got cut. Jeff & Jordan banter a little over riddles & Jeff pretends to chop at Jordan's neck, lol...Jeff then asks if Jordan ever saw the movie the Karate Kid...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "Mr Miyagi? I love that movie"...Jordan says that was random, so Braden...Jeff says it was because of the karate chops. Ronnie tells another riddle...Jeff & Braden try to figure out...Laura comes back in her bright blue dress...they say it's nice, pretty...Jeff says it will look good on TV but the red one is sexy as hell...Jordan agrees and asks why she doesn't model? Laura avoids the question and says it's hard to get in...Braden says Laura has that All American look (she does?? Not really ) ...Laura leaves again to try on the black one... RR - JJ banter through the roof 6:45-7pm Laura leaves, Jordan tells her that her hair looks good curly, she looks good...Jeff goes back to trying to figure out the fox, goat, hay riddle...Natalie enters the room eating a burnt cookie and waits by her bed for Braden to get off, he doesn't move so she asks him if he hint, hint wants to lay in Laura's bed? Braden says yeah he was waiting for her to get feisty. Jeff tells Ronnie he will figure out the riddle, for him not to tell him the answer. Braden pulls Natalie onto the bed and she gets nervous, lol, she says Jessie was rubbing her arm, he's so nice to her...Jeff says "what did you say?"...Natalie repeats...Braden says he'd be nice to her too if she'd let him rub her shoulder...J/J laugh...Natalie says with Icy Hot...Braden says "oh, that's so hot" LOL...Jeff says "stop talking" ...they all giggle and Ronnie laughs about Braden and his speech during the veto ceremony. Natalie lays down in her bed while Braden goes into the SS room...Jeff keeps rubbing Jordan's neck and smiling. :) Braden comes back with a blanket and pillow to lay in the corner bed...Jeff & Jordan keep talking while others talk above them so it's hard to hear but then Jordan says "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff teasingly says "this chick back home" haha 😅 Jordan doesn't say a word and Jeff keeps rubbing LOL...Braden notices she is being rubbed and says "rubdown?"...Jeff says yeah and he gets backscratched at night...Natalie says she knows how it is because she just got hers. Casey walks in and some innuendo is made about how Jeff & Jordan got busy the night before (in Natalie's bed) and the sheets haven't been washed yet because they're on indoor lockdown. Jeff & Jordan giggle over the others giving them a hard time. Jordan says "that means you go one way and I go the other for a day"...Natalie says they get so much crap, they might as well...Jeff who can't wipe the smile off his face wags his finger "NO" to that idea, raises his eyebrows and smiles even more if possible Jordan giggles asking if that was Jeff's stomach? Jeff nods yes...Jeff is rubbing Jordan's back/neck...Jeff asks what would be the benefit of them not talking for one day? Jordan wants to know too...Jeff answers his question and says nothing...Braden asks "if Jordan stopped talking for a day?"...Natalie says "to him" (Jeff)...Jeff asks again...Braden says "nothing, it would be sad, I'd just be teary eyed" J/J giggle...Jeff says "I don't get it"...Braden says "no JoJo" <---- he was close! LOL Braden continues "no pool time, no bikini time"...Jeff says "you're stuck in the house, you can't go 10 feet without seeing someone but then you have to ignore someone the whole day? it's not like I could go out and ignore you, then I'd be cool for like a week or two"...Jordan says "no you wouldn't"...Jeff smiles at Jordan :) Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff's stomach, is he holding his gas in?...Jeff says no, he's ripping them, she's heard them...Jordan says she heard the one last night...Jeff says he dropped 5 of them right now...Jordan says when!?...Jeff squeezes her neck a little tight and Jordan ow's and says it hurts...Jeff says "you shut up"...they laugh and Jeff keeps rubbing. BB announces the lockdown is over...Natalie says good, now she wash the sheets that they...Jordan says "we did not, omg all America is going to think we did the nasty"...Jeff says "I think they'll know if we did it"...Jeff says they'll see him sleeping on a popsicle stick because that is how much room he had...Jordan says "cuz I was scooting over?"...Jeff says her butt was pushing him off the bed...Jordan says it was too hot!...Jeff says it got too cold but he was nice and put the blanket over her. Laura walks in with the black dress on...Jeff says it's nice but not for opening day...Jordan says it's elegant but she likes the red one...Laura thinks it's too fancy...Braden says the red is #1 for him...Jeff notices the see thru sides of her dress...Laura says Ben got her the dress...Jeff asks if she calls him Benjamin Button?...Laura says she does, she explains she went to a pageant and he couldn't come because he had plans with his friends and when she got back he had the dress waiting for her :)...Jeff says he bought it for her because he messed around and felt bad? he's just joking...Jeff starts caressing Jordan's foot with his finger... Jeff says he'd go with blue for opening day...Jordan says red is sexy...Casey comes back and puts his two cents in saying you want to save some clothes but you have to realize you might only be here for a couple of weeks and why leave it in the bag (how right was he?!!)...(Jeff is rubbing Jordan's foot here)...Laura says she can wear it on the week she's on the block and walk out with a bang...Jordan says to wear the red for the bang...Laura says she'll wear the blue then?...Jordan says either one but the red is just "wow!"...Jeff says to save the red for the block...Laura asks why he thinks she's going to be on the block?...Jeff says she just said that...Jordan explains that wearing red when she's on the block will give the audience more of an opportunity to see the whole thing, it's just like pow! Laura says the show is over, she's going to change...they all say it was a great show...Laura says thanks...Jeff reaches over and bites Jordan's arm...Jordan winces in delight...Jeff lays his head down into the bed and starts singing "Wasn't Me" (by Shaggy)...Jordan says she hates that song...Jeff says "what else is new?"...Jordan says it's like the worst song ever...Jeff says it just popped in his head, does every song he sings have to be top 10?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "you say something nice about me, you say mean things about me all day"...Jordan says "I do not, like what? what?"...Jordan asks "am I smelly?"...Jeff smells and says no...Jordan says "I'm not?"...Jeff nods no...they whisper about hot dogs LOL...Jeff bites her leg :) Jordan again protests in delight....Jeff asks Jordan to play with his hair...Jordan does while talking about the haircut Lydia gave Jeff, it needs to be shorter on top… ...Jordan comments on Jeff's stomach again (her backside has been right up next to it the whole time so she keeps feeling it, LOL)...Jeff says it's because it's jammed full of pasta. Jordan starts getting a little frenetic with the hair rubbing and Jeff says "there's a nice way to do that"...Jeff looks up at her and says "do it nice"...Jordan slows down a little but doesn't want to seem to touchy feely around the others, she's self-concious...things quiet down, Natalie leaves...Jordan pats Jeff...Jeff says he doesn't like that because he knows she is over it... RR - JJ & Braden banter 7-7:02pm Right at the 7pm mark the feeds are on the kitchen and then suddenly switch to the RR where Jeff and Jordan are still chatting with Braden...Braden is being goofy...Jeff whispers to Jordan "is Laura with us or what?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says now she is...Jeff says to Braden that all they need is Casey and he stays...Jordan raises her arms and gives two thumbs up...Braden says he needs to talk to him...Jordan rubs Jeff's back and then pats his back/arm area...Jordan whispers to Braden to let Casey know he's not a threat...Jeff asks Jordan to scratch right there...Braden says that's the best part...Jeff says it feels good...Jordan continues rubbing/scratching...Jordan asks Jeff if it looks like they are always all over each other?...she taps Jeff and says "hello?"...Jeff says "me? I don't care what other people fu**ing think anymore, I gave them a chance when I came here, now I could fu**ing care less what they think"...Braden says "yeah"...Jeff says "if I'm happy that's what I care about...if you're (Jordan) happy that's what I care about" :) Braden says "me too"...Jordan says "yeah Braden, I fricken love you"...Jordan stops and Jeff looks at her saying "what happened to scratching over there? it's like you don't even care"...Jordan says "yeah right"...Braden says it's a quick scratch, a scratch off...Jordan starts again and asks Braden who was his last girlfriend...Braden says "I had a really, really, really serious one"...Jordan asks for how long?...Braden in all seriousness says "about a month" Jeff and Jordan crack up, Jordan says she thought he was going to say a year...Jeff thought 4 years...Braden says he could never make that...Jordan asks what happened?...Braden says she jumped...out of car...at high speed...and she looks like roadkill LOL feeds switch out... Girls chat in the HOH BR 8:16-8:19pm Jordan, Michele & Laura are up in the HOH taking a bath, Natalie is up there as well but not in the bath...they talk about if there is a camera inside the HOH shower and if someone wanted to "do it" in there would they be recorded?...Jordan says that her managers told her to not have sex in the house, that is the worst!...Jordan told them "gotcha ladies"...Jordan says she doesn't get horny...at the same time Michele asks Jordan "never?"...Natalie says that her and Jeff do make a cute couple...Jordan says "we are just friends, I mean I do like flirting with him a lot more"😚 Natalie says she's just saying that her and Jeff make a cute couple...Jordan says "he's getting grey hair guys" <----umm what does that have to do with anything? LOL...they say "so" "that's hot"...Laura says "I like older men”"... Jordan protests "I like older men too but I know after this I won't, I won't, I don't know, I think after this me & him maybe won't talk...well I already told him that, well after this we'd be friends but we won't talk like..."...Michele says "you live so far away and all?"...Jordan says "yeah and I don't want a boyfriend"...Laura asks why?...Jordan says "I just don't, I have trust issues and guys suck sometimes and I just don't wanna get into...I wanna get everything in my life...I wanna go to school and get all that stuff done with and you know? get all this stuff out of the way and not have to worry about...I don't know...he seems like the type though that I could have fun with though...I don't know, I'm rambling...he's fun...he likes brunettes" ...Laura says "well he obviously likes you" (thank you Laura!!👏)...Jordan says it's cuz they're gay and she'll fart in front of him, things like that (umm, no :) )...Michele says that he likes non super girly girls and you're comfortable...Jordan says "yeah, I don't know guys, I get embarrassed every time I'm asked"... Michele says it's just funny there aren't many single people in the house so everyone is like oooh, oooh, it's so cute...Jordan says she told Jeff last night that the others wanted them to kiss but it wasn't the right time, she doesn't like seeing people kiss, she'll kiss him on the lips in front of them if they want to see that but she can't have a makeout session in front of everybody...Natalie asks if she doesn't just want to make out with him on her own though?...Jordan says not really, though today she thought she might kiss him because he bit her and awww, she just wanted to beat him, like a love/hate and he always tells her he wants to drown her...they giggle and Michele says they are really odd...Jordan says that Jeff said drowning was his affection for her and she explains what she means by "eating someone"....Jordan says she just says some off the wall stuff LOL...talk turns to Jessie & Natalie... JJ on the same page 10:36-10:40pm Jordan and Jeff are in the kitchen...Jeff is getting some water from the sink...Jordan signals to Jeff she wants to talk to him...she waits at the picture wall...Jeff comes towards her and says "what up?", he stands there looking at the pictures like she is...they laugh...Jordan says "keep your distance" to which Jeff doesn't 😅 and they walk together to the SS room...Jeff says "oh this isn't obvious"...Jordan says "then go back over there"...they start whispering...Jordan says she just needs to change into pants. They walk into the SS room...Jordan tells Jeff that Russell noticed something was up with her and told her that she has been mean to him today, she told Russell she hasn't been but he insisted she was, that Russell said Jordan was ignoring him and that she told him he hasn't been anywhere (to talk to)...Jordan says she wanted to go to the DR and say "yeahhhhh!" (Watch Jeff's look here ...I guess the talks Jeff had with Jordan about flirting with Russell and choosing between him & Russell worked ) Jordan says Russell said that everyone told him Jordan wanted him out of the house and Jordan said no...Jordan rolls her eyes saying "whatever"...Jeff says they're scared now, a couple of days ago they were walking around with their chest puffed out and now they're moping, they know some shit's coming, he fu**ing loves it. Jordan wants to change into her pants so she says to Jeff "hang on, turn the other way"...Jeff says "so America can see you but I can't"...Jordan says "just cuz if my family sees"...Jeff says "a boy was in your room watching you change"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff snickers and says "that makes sense, everyone else can see". They giggle Jordan says Jeff knows what she means...Jeff knows...Jordan says "I weigh 137! you know how terrible that is?"...Jeff asks if she's done?...Jordan says yes. Jordan says she can't find her other pants...Jordan repeats "I weigh 137"...Jeff asks how much Jordan weighed coming in there?...Jordan hesitates...Jeff says "c'mon"...Jordan says "probably like...I don't think I weighed 130 something but apparently!...I mean I couldn't gain 7 lbs in a week right? is that possible?"...Jeff smiles and says maybe...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "I don't know, is it? I think it is, I could gain 7 lbs in a week" Jordan has taken off Jeff's hoody and is putting on her peach one...Jeff takes his back...Jordan says since she's wearing these pants she needs to wear...Jeff says "something cute"...Jordan says "that fits, it doesn't even match"...Jeff leaves the room saying "it's all orange, it's all the same"...Jordan says "it's bright"...Jordan leaves the room and her and Jeff walk back towards the kitchen...Jeff complains about his shirts shrinking after he washes them...they chit chat a bit more in the kitchen and then they head outside… The Bachelor 10:41pm Jejo are off camera but after this Jeff & Jordan appear briefly on Cam 1 Casey calls Jeff & Jordan America's sweethearts (little did he know!) and says how is Jeff supposed to go on the Bachelor now that he's with Jordan. Jordan says "he won't be..." (meaning he won't be with her after the show)...Casey quickly says "on the bachelor" he laughs and says "whoa" Jordan fiddles around with the elliptical and then Jeff in his Irish voice says "everybody's gotta relax"...Casey says in his Irish voice "that's gotta hurt"...feeds switch… Jordan's on Jeff's team 10:43-10:45pm Jeff & Braden are playing pool. A bunch of the other HG's are sitting on the BY couches chit chatting. Jordan comes outside and stands on the patio by the pool table...Braden asks her what she is doing?...Jordan says nothing, she is bored...Braden asks her why? she looks so happy and fluffy ...Jordan says she needs to figure out what she wants to do...Jeff says "you mean what you want to eat?"...Braden laughs and Jordan says she already ate a salad...Jeff leans on the washer while Jordan leans on the pool table...Jeff says to Braden "you're up yo-yo". Jeff warns Jordan to watch her booty (that's on the pool table)...Braden says "her booty's fine...let me tell ya"...Jeff smiles, giggles and looks at Jordan... Braden misses and Jeff moves over to the pool table to take his shot saying "yesss, sweet!"...Braden says "look at how she's sitting! is that fair?" Jeff says "she's on my team" :) Braden says "ahh, that's not fair at all"...they keep playing and Jordan walks away… Pool table hug 10:57pm Jeff & Braden are still playing pool. Jordan is sitting quietly on the patio...she gets up and walks towards Jeff...Jeff puts his arm around Jordan and whispers "why you look all sad?"..Jordan puts her hand around Jeff's waist saying she doesn't...Jeff asks if she's bored? and starts massaging her neck Jordan mmm, hmm's but she seems to have something on her mind...Braden rambles on about something, Jeff goes over to the other side of the pool table to take his turn and Jordan tells Jeff that whenever he's done to come inside...Jeff says ok...she goes inside. Bee stinger & toes 11:50-11:58pm Jordan steps on a dead bee's stinger & Braden helps her out by getting her some ice for it. Game talk amongst Jordan, Casey, Braden & Ronnie. Jeff has gone inside to go to the bathroom, he comes back out and right after the 11:56pm mark there is a short J/J moment...Jeff rubs Jordan's waist as she's telling him she ruined the nail polish on her toe. They continue talking with the other HG's...Jeff says "go fix your toe" and then Jordan goes inside to fix her pedicure.