August 18
Bathroom butt slap & hug
12:32 AM
Adam and Dani are whispering in the LR and walk towards the kitchen, then the bathroom area...the feeds switch to the bathroom where Jordan is brushing her teeth...Jeff slaps her butt HARD!
Jordan oww's and they play fight a little and then Jordan hugs Jeff (cam 2)...
Feeds switch off them...
Purple room - JeJo cuteness :)
1:04 - 1:09 AM
Jordan joins Jeff and Adam in the purple room...Jordan starts doing a goofy strip tease dance and then Adam gets all weirded out and he runs out of the room closing the door behind him LOL Jordan opens the door and walks up to Jeff and they high five, hold hands..Jeff tells her that he has the white strips in his mouth...Jordan can tell...
They chat...Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says nothing, he's just laying there, he went in the room to lay down and Brendon and Rachel were in there and asked what he was doing, he wanted to crack jokes but they wanted to sleep so he left, he felt bad because they were in all laughing and Brendon's leaving...Jordan says she wishes she was wearing her unitard earlier when she was in the pool and was getting mad, it would have looked cuter...Jeff says it's better she didn't because it would have looked stupid...Jordan says "it would?"...Jeff says if she was mad and her thing was spinning it would be like a joke Jordan giggles and says it would have been funny...Jeff say she was getting a little sassy...Jordan says she had to stick up for herself and Jeff...Jordan feels good about tomorrow, Jeff is going to win...Jeff feels good too...they whisper a little and then Adam joins them again...
Adam says he saw the way Jordan was "mounting" Jeff...Jordan says no! she didn't mean it like that...Adam says first she was doing a dance and then she was mounting him Jordan lays down next to Jeff and hugs him while Jeff sings the Cruddy song...
Jeff lets them know he has gas tonight. Jordan does a couple notes of her human trumpet trick...Jeff says Adam always smiles when she does that...Adam says you don't expect it to come out of her...Jeff says how about with her outfit?...Jordan says it's cuter...Adam agrees...Jordan starts singing the strip tease dance again and says she's kidding...Adam gets shy LOL...Adam says Jordan has to do a dance if Julie asks her a question...Jordan says no...they discuss what Julie might ask and what Jordan might say...Adam adds that Jordan will then do the traditional humilitard dance...Adam starts dancing and they giggle...
Jeff spins Jordan's cap spinner...Jordan says every time she walks it spins...Jeff says outside it's the best...Jordan says it makes him laugh because she sees him smiles when she comes down...Jordan snuggles into Jeff again and Jeff sings "Never Say Never". They get called out for singing...Jordan sits up and pats Jeff's belly. Jordan wants Adam to do a dance...
Purple room - Adam & Jordan do the joint Cruddy dance
1:09 - 1:14 AM
Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the purple room...Adam comes up with the idea of doing a special humilitard dance after discussing what Jordan should do if Julie asks her a question on the live show...Jordan orders Adam to do a dance and he does Jordan then gets up and asks Adam what their dance is...after some practicing feeds cut to the kitchen briefly Jordan and Adam do the Cruddy dance with Jeff doing the honors of singing the Cruddy song
they go out into the kitchen to show the others...
Purple room - Jeff wants to relax
1:32 AM
Feeds switch back to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are talking...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says she lost all her spurt of puppy energy?...Jordan says she was going to do crunches...Jeff says now?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says the comp is physical, she shouldn't do them...Jordan says the scale says she put on 7 lbs...Jeff says he put on 5...Jordan says that the scale must be wrong...Jeff says it was the tacos...
Jeff wants to go in the room with the light all dim and relax...Jordan asks if Jeff has seen this room all dim...Jeff says he has but he hasn't lain in there...Jordan says they can't go in their room...Jordan says it's everything they want...Jeff says always...Adam joins them...
Purple room - leg squeeze/hand hold/forehead kiss
1:49 AM
Jeff and Jordan continue playing the alphabet game in the purple room with Porsche, Adam & Kalia...they're doing cities...Jordan says Tallahassee for T and Jeff is excited because that was his thought...Jeff squeezes her thigh tickling her and she oww's...Jordan then holds onto Jeff's hand and then kisses Jeff's forehead
...they keep playing...
Purple room - neck rub/dueling farts
1:51 - 1:55 AM
Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche and Kalia are in the purple room doing the alphabet game with cities...they're on X, Y, Z...next is forms of transportation...
Jeff has moved over to lay his head on Jordan's lap...Jordan rubs Jeff's head/neck while they play...
While on the letter E Jeff farts and says it smells like eucalyptus pause...Jordan says eww, I can smell that!...Jordan wants everyone to smell it ewwww, it's rotten...Jeff says it's cheesy...Jordan says it's smells like scrambled eggs...Kalia leaves to get room spray...Jeff gets up to air it out and says it's smells like sour cream...laughs all around...
Jeff then lays back down and Jordan farts Jeff says "ohhh, Jordan!" and everyone gets grossed out that it was Jordan...Kalia sprays...Jordan says she did it when Jeff was leaning by her, she wanted to get it on his head...Adam says "this is America's sweetheart ladies and gentlemen, she wanted to fart on her boyfriend's head" LOL
Jordan is cracking up...Jeff pretend hits her...Adam says to not hit her...Jeff airs out with the pillow...Porsche says she can't breathe with all the orange in the air...Jordan sings "love is in the air" LOL Adam says it's dueling farts. They sing the dueling banjos song and then get back to playing the game...
Purple room - Moon Unit/JeJo have a kid
2:14 - 2:16 AM
Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche & Kalia are playing the alphabet game in the purple room, this time with band names...Kalia says Frank Zappa for Z but that's not a band so she comes up with ZZ Top...Adam says Dweezil Zappa had a band...Jeff says "Frank Zappa?"...Adam says Dweezil Zappa was his son and had a band...Jeff says "Dweezil??"....Kalia says that's his name...Jeff says "really?"...Adam says "Dweezil and Moon Unit"...
Jeff can't believe the name Moon Unit...he keeps repeating it Moon Unit, stfu!...Adam says Dweezil was the boy, Moon Unit the girl, they say she was married to Selma Blair (wrong! Selma was married to Ahmet divorced now...)
Jeff doesn't care LOL, he says "where the f**k did he get Moon Unit from?"...Jordan says "he was probably stoned" LOL! ...Adam says he apparently never did drugs 🧐 Jeff says again "Moon Unit!? holy shit! I've never heard of that"...they imagine Moon Unit being on BB, how funny it would sound...Jeff says that's awesome, it's him, Jordan and Moon Unit have an alliance LOL
They laugh about it being "Hoffman" and Moon Unit in the house, Jeff says it's his favorite name...Jeff says to Jordan "what do you think about Moon Unit if he have a kid?"...Jordan says "yeah right'...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says Jeff is crazy...Jordan gets up to leave and says adios amigos to everyone, she's going to bed, she's tired...
Goodnight kiss
3:12 AM
Feeds switch to Jeff who is coming to bed after hanging out in the purple room with Adam and Kalia...Jordan talks to Jeff but it's hard to hear...Jeff shuts off the night light and gets in bed and says everything is so warm...Jordan giggles...Jeff takes off his shirt, reaches for his glass, takes a sip of water...Jordan says something and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan keeps saying "nothing"...they whisper some more and then Jeff says goodnight, he reaches over and gives Jordan a goodnight kiss and they go to sleep.
Stupid banter
2:39 PM
Feeds return from trivia just after the 2:39pm mark...Jeff is laying in the purple room with Adam biding time until the live show...Jordan is in the bathroom, she has finished showering and is putting on her humilitard...Jeff sings the Crub Chub dance, Jordan is seen smiling and then says something inaudible to Jeff (no mic on)...Jeff says "what?"...inaudible Jordan again, presumably something about them being stupid...Jeff says that she knows that when he was singing it, she was dancing...Adam says "hey if we're stupid...we might be stupid but you got the outfit that says you're stupid"...Jeff says "ahahaha, stupid!"...
Jordan says "oh shut up, loser"...Jeff says "whoa! who you talking to? Adam right?"...unconvincingly Jordan says "yeah, Adam"...Adam sadly says "loser" lol...Jeff says "yeahhh"...Adam says "call me Ladam, loser Adam"...Jeff says "Ladam!" and starts singing the dance song again...
Jeff wins HOH
Jeff wins the HOH in the "All Washed Up" competition!
Love, you were killing it!
8:44 PM
Jordan is in the bathroom talking to Kalia and Porsche about the HOH comp...Jeff is in the candy room getting his clothes together for after showering...cams go off of them and then Jordan is seen walking towards the candy room...
Cam 3/4
Feeds switch to the candy room...Jeff tells Jordan "love, you were killing it"...Jordan says "I was, I was doing good"...Jeff says he knows, he was thinking "f**k yeah" and was hoping she could keep up...Jordan says she was but the soap got in her eye and was burning, it slowed her down and she couldn't see and then that one time she fell flat...Jeff says he didn't see her fall but saw Shelly picking her up...Jordan says she went down hard but she's proud of herself...Jeff says her slippers are on his side and he leaves to shower...
Congratulatory kiss
9:08 PM
Jeff is getting out of the shower, Jordan is drying her hair...Adam is waiting to take a shower, he and Jeff chat and then Jeff goes over to where Jordan is...they look in the mirror at each other and smile...they kiss
Jordan dries Jeff off with the dryer saying that she's excited for him to get his letter and pictures...Adam says the Vit Tan Don...Jeff says he didn't sign so maybe not...
You want some Visine love?
9:19 PM
Jordan is in the candy room, she leaves to go to the bathroom to change into her unitard...Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan says this is the tight one, at least she ran...Jeff says she got a good workout...Jeff asks "hey you want Visine love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he has some Visine...Jordan says she'll get some later, thank you!
You love Gatorade love/visine?
9:34 PM
Jeff is in the kitchen chatting with Porsche and Adam...Jordan arrives with 3 big jugs of Gatorade...Jeff says "thank you stupid"...Jordan says they're heavy...Porsche leaves to nap...Jordan pours herself a glass of Gatorade and Jeff says "you love Gatorade love ♥ "...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff again asks "you want Visine? you eyes are all red"...Jordan asks if they look bad?...Jeff says no, but they're red, it will take it out...Jordan says umm, yeah...Jeff asks if she wants him to go get her some?...Jordan says sure...Jeff leaves to get the Visine…
Jeff puts Visine in Jordan’s eyes
9:37 PM
Jeff comes back with the Visine...he calls her "Johrdan?"...Jordan says that he might get really aggravated at her but she can't do it herself, will he do it?...Jeff says he'll put it right there...
Jeff says "what's up? put your head back"...Jeff says "open your eyes"...Jordan shies away...Jeff says it's not even in there...Jordan says it is...Jeff says it's not...Jordan is having difficulty, she says it burns...Jeff says no, it doesn't...Jordan says it does, her eye is burning...Jeff says it's good for you, put it in your other eye...Jordan says to let her lay down and do it....Jordan heads out to the purple room, she asks "where you at?"...Jeff says he's going to throw the veto cuz she's going up, he giggles...Jeff joins Jordan...
Jordan lays down and says she gets weird about stuff like this, weird about her eyes, so don't be mean...Jeff says he's putting it in the corner, watch...he tries but she keeps closing her eyes, she says to hang on...Jeff says to open her eyes, let it drop in, she's squeezing it out...Jordan says sits up saying it's in...Jeff says let him just do it, it's good for her eyes...Jordan says it is in, she feels it, it burns...Jeff says "wait, this isn't Visine!" Jordan says "you're lying"...Jeff laughs saying it is Visine
Jordan says it burns right there...Jeff says it's her mascara...Jordan looks at herself and says "ohh, no I just did my makeup"...Jordan exhales and heads to the bathroom...Jeff says he'll hold onto the Visine for her, he follows her in...Jordan says she hates stuff in her eye...Jordan cleans her eye makeup and Jeff leaves...
Jordan wouldn’t even do that
10:27 PM
Jeff comes out of the DR and heads to the kitchen, he is awaiting the reveal of his HOH room...he says his legs already feeling noodly (from the competition)...Shelly says Jordan's not holding lotion and saying "should I massage your calves?"...Jeff says "yeah right...if I won the game she wouldn't even do that"...
Shelly says "huh?"
Jeff says "If I won the game Jordan wouldn't even do that" LOL
Who wants to see Big Jeff’s HOH room?
10:58 PM
Just before the 10:59pm mark Jeff comes out of the DR and says "who wants to see Big Jeff's HOH room?"
Jeff says "I hate to wake up everyone from their naps but put on a fake face and get up here!"
Everyone heads over to the HOH room for the big reveal...Rachel says Jeff got it quick...Jeff says everyone needs to skip LOL
Dani says Jeff is getting Bob Marley right?...Jeff says for sure, it'd be weird if he didn't...they wait for everyone to get there...Jordan has been sleeping in the candy room and brings up the rear...Kalia says Jordan said she isn't coming ...Jeff says he knows, she's been there before...Jeff yells out to Jordan "act happier" Jordan climbs the stairs and is told to go up near Jeff...Jeff asks if everyone is ready? they are...but the door won't open LOL...
Jeff’s HOH room reveal
11:01 - 11:20 PM
Jeff gets his HOH room...they all walk in to Jeff's room with ooh's and ahh's...
Jeff points out who the people in his pictures are...his nieces Marley & Macy in one photo, his brother, ma & Macy in one, his dad and his brother Scott in another...they notice he has black slippers (he's the first male HOH this season)...Rachel asks "is this little Jeff?"...Jeff says "yeah, you know how I roll"...Rachel giggles over Jeff's hair, she says it's cute LOL
Shelly says Jeff and his ma look a lot alike...Dani says Jeff and his brother look identical...Rachel aww's over the letter(s) his nieces wrote...Rachel asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff isn't sure...Jeff starts reading his letter from Marley...he can't quite read it and says "what?" ala the "Coup de...what?" LOL
Kalia helps Jeff out saying that Marley wrote "Congratulations"...Jeff reads the letter, it's cute of course...Jeff says that Marley spells congratulations like him m. Dani asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff doesn't know...general confusion about this...Dani says it's so cute...they talk about Marley and then Jeff reads the Macy part of the letter...it says that Macy picked flowers for Uncle Jeff and Jordan aww
Shelly says Jeff got a hat, it's his Aurora one. Jeff says "Jordan, you got it back"...Jeff says he gave this hat to Jordan and when they found out they were coming back he asked for it back, it's too small for him, it fits Jordan better...( LOVE Jeff in this hat though )
They look at his basket, the usual different food items...Jeff is happy to get a Chicago shirt ...Jeff shows them his rosary beads he got in the Vatican, they smell nice, his CD is Bob Marley Legend...Jeff has a nice new razor...Jeff says "that was cute of my nieces, I didn't mean to downplay it, I'm kind of overwhelmed"...
Jeff has corn nuts, peanuts, jumbo chapstick, beef jerky, sunflower seeds, coffee drinks, all kinds of cheese & crackers, V-8, jardiniere, diet Dr. Pepper, Fresca's, unsweetened iced tea, flavored icee's, cereal...
Jeff reads his letter from Scott...nice job Scott! Jeff talks about Scott & his older brother that did not sign the waiver, he's "mad at Big Jeff"...they ask about his nieces being his only ones?...Jeff says his brother has 5 kids, 2 from another marriage and 3 from his own...Scott is 38, Eric 40...they talk about how Jeff looks like his family...Jeff really likes the shirt...Jeff puts on some of his chapstick and tries on his HOH robe...
Jeff offers his food to all and then looks at one of the pics and says "look at what a nerd Big Jeff was" LOL...Jeff looks at the letter from his nieces again and wonders who Brown Spots is...Shelly figures it must be a stuffed animal...Jordan suggests it might be in the basket...no such luck...the mystery of Brown spots continues...
Jordan grabs the Lucky Charms box and starts eating...Jeff looks at his grooming kit, it's by Jack Black...Shelly can't get over the little Jeff picture ...Dani asks if Jordan is just eating the marshmallows?...Jordan says "I love Lucky Charms"
Adam is eyeing the beef jerky...Jeff offers Adam the jerky, to take it...Adam doesn't want people to say he was eating it all...Jeff jokingly says that later Adam can give him a little "jerky". Adam says "that's what Jordan is here for...ohhh!"...Jordan bluntly says "he's not getting anything from me in here" 🤭 ...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you're not getting any Jardiniere"...Adam says "Jordaniere?"
Jeff takes out his cheese plate...Jordan says she's going to get herself some cereal, she'll bring it back up...Jeff says "ok love ♥ I'm going to make me cheese and crackers"...Jordan leaves...Jeff talks a little about his rosary and crosses, how he got them at the Vatican and a priest blessed them...Kalia says she didn't know Jeff was "super" Catholic...Jeff says "I believe"...
Shelly leaves...the rest continue sharing in some of Jeff's food...they talk about corn nuts...Kalia has never heard of them...Jeff says he asked for them because he got them in the hotel...Rachel says they got 30 packs...Dani didn't get any...Jeff says he ate them all and then ate all of Jordan's ...more chatter and then they bring up Brown Spots again...Dani says to ask in the DR...Jeff says it's got to be her little toy...
Dani leaves saying congrats...Kalia says that Marley looks like Dakota Fanning, she leaves...Jeff tells Adam to take the bag of beef jerky...Porsche and Adam leave...Rachel stays and they chat about the HOH comp, she tells him he earned it...Jeff says if he didn't win it, he'd be pissed...Rachel says it was hard...Jeff says that Rachel helped him in the comp, keeping up good pace...
Jordan comes back with her cereal bowl and the Lucky Charms box...Jordan's eyes still hurt...Rachel and Jordan are relieved Jeff won...Shelly comes up and breaks up the party 🫤
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