August 19
Jeff loves his pics
12:24 - 12:26 AM
Jeff is getting settled into his HOH room while Jordan is in the DR...he puts his CD in the player...palm trees...Jeff grabs the two picture frames, one holding the pic of him, his brother, mother & niece and the one of him, Marley & Macy...he smiles and then giggles to himself...
He looks absolutely in heaven, you couldn't wipe the smile off his face if you tried :)
He places the first one down and takes a good look at the second one...again He places that one down saying aww...he bends over to look at one more and says yeah...Jeff then looks through his HOH basket and digs in, he leaves the room shortly after...
Jeff HOH little Jeff picture banter
12:40 AM
Jeff & Jordan are up in the HOH room...Jordan has just come up after being in the DR...Jeff is eating his cereal Jordan says they're going good, she doesn't want to jinx it but they're doing good as a couple, last couple standing...
Jeff says he got good pictures Jordan says "yeah you did"...Jeff says his brother set it all up...Jordan says "these are all from him? not your mom?"...Jeff says "he wrote me the letter"...Jordan says she knows but figured her mom might...Jeff says he's sure they talked...Jordan says "yeah you did, you got really good pics"...
Jeff giggles looking at the pic of himself when he was young and says "look at little Big Jeff"
Jordan grabs the picture and says "you know who you look like in that picture?
Jeff says "Justin Bieber?" ...they laugh...
Jordan says "no! that guy from the Little Rascals that's like 'Oh, Delilah'"
Jeff doesn't know who that is...
Jordan says "he has the hair that sticks up in the back, you look like him"
Jeff says "I was ugly?"
Jordan says "no, you're pale!"
Jeff says the photo is a copy adding "I am pale, but what do you want me to do, lay out? when I'm four?"
Jeff continues "what's up with my pants?"
Jordan says "what's up with the hairdo?"
Jeff says "whaddya mean, I was rockin' the spike"
Jordan says "that hairdo looks like it's short up top and long in the back"
Jeff says "oh yeah, I was rockin' the mullet probably, it was the 80's!"
Jordan says "that was the 80's?"
Jeff says "yeah! dude, I was fu**in' eight years old here...whyare you throwin' stones at little Jeff when I was rockin' it, you know what's up"
Jordan looks at the picture and laughs...
Jeff "at least I wasn't fat" (referring to Jordan's HOH picture from when she was little) Jeff cracks up!
Jordan says "JEFFREY SCHROEDER!"
Jeff laughing says "yeah! well, don't throw stones when you live in a glass house or in your case, a fat house"
Jordan's mouth is agape!
Jeff says "I'm just kidding, you're makin' fun of me, why can't I make fun of you?"
Jordan says "I didn't say you were ugly"
Jeff says she did say that...Jordan says she didn't say ugly, she said his hair was short on top and long in the back, when they're all younger they have those years...Jeff tries to recall the "business in the front, party in the back" saying about a mullet...Jeff brushes his teeth while Jordan talks about how the comp was a work out...they start discussing the HOH comp...
Jeff - considerate pillow
3:02 - 3:10 AM
Just before the 3:03am mark Jeff, who has been listening to music while Jordan sleeps peacefully, fiddles with the CD player...it's not working or it's skipping...he uses the spy screen to shed a little light on the CD player to help him try to fix it, he seems to fix it and he goes back to listening...palm trees...
Feeds come back a couple minutes later and just after the 3:07am mark the same problem happens...Jeff mumbles "what the f**k" and tries to fix it again...he decides to get up and turn on the light but before doing so, being the considerate boyfriend he is , he decides to put his pillow on top of Jordan's face to shield her from the light, he does it very gently too...awww truly sweet & funny at the same time!
Jeff turns on the light and fiddles with the CD player...Jordan is oblivious to the whole thing...
Jeff finally seems to fix it, he goes to the bathroom then gets back in bed, takes his pillow back and continues listening…
Opposite JeJo pool time - the pool is soapy
1:01 - 1:07 PM
Jeff is skimming the pool for ants...Jordan is in the pool...the pool is still a little soapy...Jeff tells Rachel to put on sunscreen everywhere or Brendon will yell at him ...Jeff finally gets in the pool and what do you know Jordan gets out Jordan pulls up a chair and sits down to tan...Jeff says the soap stings his nipples Jeff says the pool is still soapy, he can't go under the water...Jeff says "aye carumba"...Adam says "burning nipples?"...Jeff says yeah, dude this is not refreshing, it's kinda gross and he gets out...
Jeff - burning nipples/outside shower
1:07 - 1:10 PM
Jeff is in the pool and his nipples are burning and itchy from the soapy pool
He thinks it's gross and he gets out to shower outside Jeff then grabs his stuff from the other side of the pool and puts it near a chair so he can lay out but first he rinses off one more time.
Jeff’s bohred
1:37 PM
Jeff is on a pool chair tanning, Jordan is in the pool, Rachel is laying near the pool tanning...Jeff says to Jordan "I'm bohred"...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "I'm bohred"...Jordan says "me too"...they start talking about the lockdown maybe being for the smaller table this time...
Jordan loves the giant tub
1:40 PM
Jordan is in the pool talking to Jeff, Adam & Rachel, she tells Rachel that it feels good being in the pool, it makes her sleepy...Rachel asks if the water feels soapy?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says not really, it's not bad..Jeff and Adam want her to make bubbles and then Jeff says "Jordan loves it cuz she loves the tub and it's like a giant tub...she wishes she had a razor, she'd shave in there" Jeff says what if you have a house one day and that's your bathtub?...Jordan says yeah right, she wonders what the biggest bathtub is?...Jeff say that's a waste of water...they start talking about Shaquille O'Neal's pool and his custom stuff...
Jeff giggles at the unitard/watch me shave?
2:21 PM
Jordan leaves the pool area and walks toward Jeff who is at the couches, he asks what's up, where is she going?...Jordan says "what's up? nowhere, you look bohred"...Jeff just looks at Jordan in her unitard and she giggles saying not to look at her, she looks like she has a pooch...Jeff keeps giggling and Jordan says "whattt?"...
Jordan says it's so embarrassing...she sits down...Jeff says one more day...Jordan asks what's going on? he looks stressed...Jeff says no, he's just bohred...Jeff says you have to give everyone their opportunity to talk...they talk about Dani talking to her...Jeff says "you wanna go upstairs and watch me shave?"...Jordan says yeah ...they head upstairs to the HOH to talk...
HOH chat - game talk & snacks
2:24 - 2:38 PM
Jordan joins Jeff in the HOH room...Jeff asks "who is it?"...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "get outta here" ...Jeff is going to have one of the teas and some cheese & crackers...they sit down to talk game...
Jeff says he talked to Dani...Jordan asks what he said?...Jeff says he told Dani she was good, she figured so but he asked her what she would do with the veto because she's playing, Dani asked if she was being put up as a replacement? Jeff told her no and she asked what Jeff wants and Jeff told her not to use it and Dani said she'd throw it...Jordan says "shut up omg, you really think she's going to do that?"...Jeff says he wouldn't...Jordan says she seems like she feels pretty safe...Jeff says Dani said Kalia would expect her to take her off the block...Jordan says that's what she's scared of...
Jeff says it would be stupid if Dani threw it...Jordan doesn't think she will throw it...Jeff doesn't either...Jordan says she'll just tell Jeff that and he needs to make her feel as comfortable as possible, just keep up the premise...Jeff says everything he is going to do will prove he's being true..they talk about his game talks with Porsche and Dani...he apologized to Dani about the slop and she still has her birthday and to make sure to not tell anybody they're together so he thinks she's feeling pretty safe and if she does play for veto and wins then one of the other ones goes...
Jordan says Shelly told her that if she wins HOH she's putting up Dani and Kalia...Jeff tells Jordan about his talk with Kalia, how she said someone has been throwing him under the bus for 3 weeks and Jeff guessed Shelly and Kalia said no and Jeff said oh, Rachel? he thought Kalia was trying to shock him, it's not surprise it's Rachel, he shouldn't have said Shelly so he tried to backtrack...Jordan says of course Rachel has been doing that, they just need her...
Jordan says "what if you do get Dani this week? whoa!"...Jeff says you know how pissed she'll be? she'll throw every stone, call him every name, what does she expect, she claims to be the all knowing BB person, didn't she hear him say that you cross him once and you're finished?...they go back to talking about his talk with Dani...Jeff says if someone else wins the veto, they have to make sure they use it...Jordan says everybody will use it and if Dani wins then the noms will stay the same...
Jordan says that Shelly told her that Kalia said that JeJo were close before and she was looking out for them and this is what they do to her...Jeff isn't buying it, he's not going to fall for her tears, go fu**ing cry in the fish tank, he doesn't care LOL ...Jordan says that Dani said that Jordan's name never comes out of anybody's mouth...Jeff says Dani is playing the game too...Jordan says she doesn't want them to get rid of her because they can't get her out...Jeff says what does she want? they're getting down to it, her name is going to come up eventually but she has nothing to worry about, he's going home first...Jordan says no...Jeff says if one of the idiots win next week and put up him and Rachel they still have the votes to keep him...
Jordan says hopefully they win because of the double eviction, she wants Dani out so she doesn't use that as her chance to get rid of them...they talk about what Kalia said gain, Jeff doesn't want her spinning it to Shelly in the wrong way...Jeff advises Jordan on what to tell Shelly about it...Jordan says Rachel has been quiet today...Jeff says she better not attack them once Dani is out, it's obviously on her mind...Jordan says she thinks she won't because she's alone...Jordan says that Kalia aggravates her, how could she be looking out for them when she put Jeff up...
They talk about the dynamic between Dani and Kalia...they're enjoying the snacks, Jordan says these things are good...Jeff says yeah they are, it's his favorite snack ever...Jordan says everyone is going to be shocked that he's not putting up Dani...Jeff says Porsche doesn't think she's going up...Jordan is shocked!...Jeff recounts their game talk...they talk about the Lucky Charms cereal lacking in marshmallows...
HOH chat - Don’t make Jeff look like an asshole
2:38 PM
Jeff and Jordan are talking game and eating snacks in the HOH room...Jeff tells Jordan to not repeat anything, he knows she's not stupid but he's just reminding her...Jordan says she's not going to go down there and say it...Jeff hmm's?...Jordan says she told them all that she told Jeff some things to do but he said this is his HOH so she's not going to say anything else, she's going to let Jeff do his HOH...
Jeff says "don't make me look like an asshole, I tell you everything"
Jordan says that Shelly said Jeff is going to do what he wants to do...random by Jordan - "I look fat in this thing"...Jeff says "no you don't"...Jordan says honestly she really does think that Shelly is with them 100% but knows she has deals with others and has lied...the game talk continues...
HOH chat - watch me shave
2:39 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking game and eating snacks in the HOH room...Jordan puts her sunglasses on her head...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says she was going to go back outside...Jeff says "watch me shave"
Jordan says she looks like butthole...Jeff says "are you going to come watch me shave?"...Jordan says "do you want me to?"...Jeff mmm's and says his buddy in college named Pfeiffer which causes palm trees…
Jeff shaves - Jeff is hot when he’s scruffy
2:42 - 2:45 PM
Jeff is prepping to shave...Jordan is sitting on the edge of the tub reading the nutritional facts on the cereal box...Jordan says you know what? when they were little, no one ever talked about calories, things like that? are kids unhealthier these days?...Jeff says Americans are unhealthy these days...Jordan says she thinks they said that French people are the healthiest because they eat small amounts...Jeff says Americans are definitely fatter...Jordan says we have good food, really good food...Jordan asks if Jeff ate any of this cereal yet?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she'll stop eating it...Jeff doesn't mind...
Jordan asks if he's keeping Johnny Depp?...Jeff says no...Jordan whines come on!...Jeff says it's too long, what does she want him to be, Adam?...Jordan says no, but he can shape it up...Jeff says ok, no, he'll bring him back, he'll bring him back for sure because he won HOH with him...Jordan says Jeff looks hot when he's scruffy ...Jeff says this isn't a movie, he can't be like that all the time...talk turns to the new razor Jeff got...Jeff offers Jordan his razor since he has a new one...Jeff says the new one is "damn" like butter...Jordan says remember when guys used to wear mustaches? it's kind of weird looking now...
Jeff finishes shaving/Jeff is nervous
2:45 - 2:50 PM
Jeff continues shaving while Jordan watches...Jordan asks what part of Jeff's face is the most sensitive?...Jeff says his neck...Jordan says "oh yeah"...Jordan says Jeff does a really good job of doing the back of his neck by himself. Jeff says he'll get Jordan one of those razors...Jordan says she doesn't need it now...Jeff says he can because he got a new one...Jordan asks if he's going to shower?...Jeff says yes...Jordan says it starts at 5 (nomination ceremony)...Jeff mmm, hmm's...
Jeff says he's a little nervous because he hates doing all the dirty work, like last time getting out the big players and then he fu**ing went. Jordan says they can decide what they want to do, you know?...palm trees...Jeff says for sure "those two" will be gunning for him...Jordan asks who?...Jeff says Kalia and Porsche...Jordan says Kalia has only won one thing...Jeff is more worried about Porsche...Jordan says they can get rid of Porsche then...Jeff says if he wins the veto he can cut a deal and say he's going to save her and then she'll owe him...Jordan says he could do that too, he's got options...Jeff says he thinks this is the right move to take...Jordan says before it's too late...Jeff says before she does it to them...Jordan goes to leave and Jeff advises Jordan on how to talk to Shelly about the Kalia comment...she leaves...
Classic JeJo banter - what have you done for me lately
3:15 - 3:20 PM
Feeds switch to the HOH bathroom...Jeff and Jordan talk game while Jordan puts on her makeup...Jeff calls Kalia a fu**ing loser, go cry in the HN room, good game move to cry, what's great about people in life is that when they ride high, they think they're on top of the world, ykwim? life's great when you have a lot of money, everything is perfect and everyone is healthy, the second some adversity comes into your life, let's see the kind of person you are and that's the kind of person Kalia is, when adversity comes in her life, that's when you judge who you are, when everything is ok and you're splitting a bottle of wine in the hot tub, that's not life ZING! ( I knew that was still eating at him and with good reason )
Jordan asks Jeff if he's going downstairs?...Jeff says yeah, what does she need?...Jordan asks Jeff to go to the dryer and bring her unitard for her please...Jeff sighs and asks what Jordan does for him?...Jordan says everything, she gives him backrubs...Jeff says he hasn't gotten one lately...Jordan says she rubs his face at night, his head...Jeff says ok, is she going to save him from a competition...Jordan says if she's on the block...Jeff says he doesn't want to hear on the block, will she save him from a competition?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says well then good....
Jordan asks what he's going to do for her?...Jeff says he helped her win a half million dollars and he thinks he's going to help her win another half million, is that good enough for her? ZING!
Jordan is silenced! LOL
Jeff asks how that sounds?...Jordan says it sounds like he said it kind of rude...Jeff says that wasn't rude, how is it rude? it's not rude at all, she makes it sound like he doesn't do anything for her...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says sure! what? does she have something to say?...Jordan says he doesn't do that much. Jeff says uhh, please...
Jordan smiles. Jeff talks to himself about the fish food while Jordan keeps applying makeup...Jordan asks again if he could please check on her unitard?...Jeff says oh, sorry that's how the whole conversation got started wasn't it?...Jeff leaves...
Unitard kiss & hug
3:24 - 3:26 PM
Jordan is in the HOH bathroom putting on makeup...Jeff comes back to the HOH with Jordan's other unitard...Jordan says "thank you"...Jeff says "hey stupid"
Jeff lays it on the edge of the bathtub...Jordan thanks Jeff by kissing his cheek and they hug...
Jeff says Jordan was thinking "where is he?"...Jordan says no...Jordan says she better start getting ready (for nomination ceremony)...Jeff says she knows his order of keys, Rachel first, then the others, then Jordan, then Dani...Jordan says good job, she doesn't care...Jeff says if it was Brenchel Rachel would cry...Jordan says he should do her key last...Jeff says no, he can't do that, he has to do Dani to build tension...Jeff goes over it again and Jordan says ok...Jeff leaves the HOH...
Love! you ok?/Canada loves BB
5:40 PM
Jeff and Adam are on the couches chatting...Jordan is over on the hammock...Adam wonders if everything is ok with Jordan because she's all curled up in a ball...Jeff says she's just tired, he calls over to her "love ♥ ! you ok?"...Jordan says yeah why?...Adam says he was just wondering...they banter a little...Jeff says Adam is worried about her...
Adam keeps babbling to the cameras, he talks about BB overseas...Jeff says BB airs in Canada, can they vote? Canadians?...Adam says maybe, he's surprised Canada doesn't have their own BB...Jeff says him too, a LOT of people from Canada love the show...Adam says "eh, good job eh?"...Adam goes inside and Jeff heads over to the hammock...
JeJo hammock - love, get me in there
5:42 - 5:48 PM
Jeff, who has been sitting on the couches outside talking to Adam, heads over to the hammock where Jordan is...he says "love ♥ ! let me get in here" ...Jeff gets in, gets comfy, Jordan sits up and they start talking...they are both pooped...Jordan lays back down and Jeff sticks his finger in her butt LOL
Jordan says she knew Jeff was going to do that, try to go for her butt...Jeff starts game talk saying that there is no way Dani is going to throw that veto, it would be ridiculous...Jordan agrees saying that she knows if either Porsche or Kalia win they're going to take themselves off the block and Jeff even said that they have to prove and fight for it in his speech...Jordan says she hopes Dani doesn't win, it would be a good move...Jordan says Shelly was talking to her about not wanting to go up against Adam at the end because of his questions knowledge so if she wins HOH she might have to put him up
Jeff says can she imagine if it was them & Shelly for F3?...Jordan says yes, she was thinking that too and she tells Jeff that just in case Porsche is saved, Jeff can make a deal with her where she won't put Jeff up next week 🫣 if Jeff can believe her because she wouldn't believe Kalia and Kalia is better at questions...feeds switch to the HN room and then switch back...Jordan continues talking strategy about who is closer to who in the house and who is better to keep...Jordan says it would be so cool if they could make it to the end together but she's not gonna jinx it just because she's excited.
Shelly comes outside and they start talking...Jeff asks Shelly to come over there, she does and they start talking game about something Kalia said...
JeJo hammock - Jeff plays with Jordan’s feet/ashy legs
5:49 PM
Jeff and Jordan are laying in the hammock chatting, Jeff is talking game to Shelly for a little bit and then she leaves so they aren't seen together too much, they banter a little and Shelly leaves...Jordan puts her foot on top of Jeff and he plays with her feet...
Jordan says "you're playing with my feet" Jeff says "I'm playing"...Jordan says "I'm shocked"...
Shelly yells out that Jeff can have her cigarettes any time, she doesn't need to brown nose like Adam and give him a pack of cigarettes with "J" on them and he did it in front of everybody...Shelly says she hates, they suck and she's never getting in the hammock again because they're in it...Jeff says it's Jordan, her costume smells. Jordan says it's a fresh one, she gets to retire it tomorrow, she's so happy. Shelly says good, she's sick of seeing her in green...Jordan and Jeff say they are too...
Jeff has ashy legs...they continue chatting with Shelly and then Jordan, who is rubbing Jeff's legs says Jeff does have ashy legs...Jordan spells out "Jeff" on Jeff's ashy legs LOL Jordan's are so bad they're scaly LOL Jeff says it's probably from that soap (in the pool) that dries them out…
JeJo hammock - they feel they can’t be affectionate
5:52 PM
Jeff and Jordan are in the hammock...after Jordan points out how scaly her legs are, she snuggles into Jeff...
Shelly jokingly yells out "disgusting!"...they smile and Jeff says "we can't even hug in here because then people will be like ugh, it's Brendon and Rachel" ...Shelly says they never do that stuff...Jordan sits up and they start talking about Brendon's initials being carved into the door in the HOH bathroom…
JeJo hammock - Don’t dress like Rachel
5:53 - 5:58 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking while on the hammock...they are chatting with Shelly about the initials that are carved in the bathroom door(s)...Jordan says it's a little cool out...Jeff agrees...Rachel is outside now...Jeff says he's going to carve Raychell's so she'll get in trouble...Jordan whispers how it's so funny how Rachel loves sparkles...Shelly says she's not doing any carving...Jeff whispers something inaudible and then, while looking at Rachel's outfit, says to Jordan "what if you came out dressed like that?"
Jordan says "what would you do?"
Jeff says "oh my God"
Jordan says "would you be mad?"
Jeff says "I'd take your temperature"
Jordan giggles and says Jeff would say "why are you dressed like that?"...Jeff says "yes"...Jordan asks what Jeff is cooking tonight?...Jeff says Adam wants to make steaks...Jeff says he wants to nap, he's not motivated to do anything else...Jordan says her either...Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan asks if it doesn't feel like a Monday or something?...Jeff says it's Friday...Jordan says it's one of those days it doesn't like a Friday...Jeff says in there, nothing feels like anything...they both yawn LOL Jordan says the nominations took awhile...Jeff disagrees saying it felt fast...
Dani comes out with some slop fried pickles (sucking up...) and gets Jeff to try them...
they agree they're good...Dani leaves after Jordan compliments her on her jeans (which I think are ugly lol)...
Jordan is like the Blind Melon girl - skip!
5:58 - 6 PM
Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock...Jeff starts singing a Blind Melon song and says Jordan always makes him think of Blind Melon with her outfit...Jordan giggles...Jeff says that Jordan should put those glasses on and skip around the yard...Jordan says she did have them didn't she?...Jeff yells out to Adam to get his nerd glasses so that Jordan can put them on and skip around the yard...
They chat a little with Rachel who is sitting on the couch in the BY area...they talk about what they should do to keep busy...Jeff says Jordan is going to skip around...
...Jordan says she even had a black hat too...Jeff says yeah, she was a bumblebee...Jeff says she has to skip around...Adam hands Jordan the glasses...Jeff says Jordan should have to wear them, they look better with the outfit...Jordan says she looks like a nerd...Jeff says "skip!"
Jordan skips! all across the backyard CUTE! Rachel and Shelly tell her she looks cute & good in glasses...
Jeff says it's like the Blind Melon video...palm trees…
Laundry love
8:02 PM
Jeff is folding laundry at the pool table...Jordan is sitting with Shelly and Kalia, she gets up and asks Jeff if he needs help?...JeJo are off camera for a little bit then audio goes on and off them...MUTE KALIA & ADAM ...cams go on them...Jordan helps Jeff fold laundry and Shelly is there as well doing hers...Jordan goes to bring something upstairs...Jeff picks up a pile and says "hey love ♥, bring these upstairs, please"...he hands her the pile...he then says "oh wait, hold on, could you just bring this whole bag up there love ♥?"...Jeff hands her the bag inside the house and says "here love ♥, please"
Psychoanalyzing Jeff
8:42 PM
Jordan is in the hot tub talking to Kalia and Shelly who are sitting on the couches (let me rephrase that...Kalia is talking non-stop while Jordan patiently listens and pretends to care...
Shelly gets up to do some laundry and says she's not a good cook, Tony does it and then asks Jordan if Jeff does all the cooking?...Jordan says she doesn't cook, she cleans up...Kalia says she cooks more than cleans, she'd love to have a guy that could cook every day for her...Jordan barely responds to her, saying yeah...Shelly yells over that Tony and Jeff would get along...Jordan says "didn't you say Tony cooks?"...Shelly says yeah, they're both like that uhh, Jeff is a little standoffish when you first meet him until he knows who you are and then he'll talk, very friendly but he takes awhile, ykwim? he scared her when he first came in the house...Jordan says "really?"...Shelly says you're respectful of Jeff, that's how Tony is, kind of like yes sir...Kalia says there are people in this world that have strong personalities that come into a room and command respect...Shelly says she thought whoa! she's not messing with Jeff and he commands respect...(WTF are they talking about here...I don't agree with this at all)
Jordan says "really?"...Shelly describes how it was meeting Brendon and Rachel but Jeff demanded respect, like a dad, he's not one you just start cutting up with, he's the kind of person that you wait to approach you, he'll feel you out and stand back...
Jordan says one thing she likes about Jeff is that he's very upfront, honest and blunt about things and if she's acting like a butt, he'll call her out...Shelly asks if she ever calls him out? (I hate this line of questioning implying Jeff has the upper hand in the relationship...) Jordan says "oh yeah"...Shelly says they have that understanding then...Jordan says "oh yeah, we fight all the time...I'm dead serious, we fight all the time...it's stupid stuff and then we'll be over it in 10 minutes"
Shelly says that is the kind of fights she likes...Kalia goes on blabbering about HER relationship, HER boyfriend, HER sister and her husband, yadda yadda yadda
Mrs Schroeder/Jeff mentioning their kids
8:53 - 8:56 PM
Jordan is still sitting by the hot tub, she's chatting with Rachel, Kalia and Shelly...they're talking about marriage...Rachel says she feels like she felt very clear with Brendon that he would be the one...Shelly says that Jordan is going to get married one day and she already knows what the initials on the napkins will be...Mrs. Schroeder!...Shelly imitating Jordan says "Shelly!! stop that!"
Jordan says "you don't know"...Shelly says she knows...Jeff scares Shelly through the kitchen window and Shelly calls him a jerk...Shelly says that she can tell just by the way Jeff talks about them that it's going to be them...Kalia says they were playing that game the other day and Jeff said "if we have a kid"...Shelly says she picked up on that immediately...Rachel wants to know when he said that?
Kalia says it was when they were playing that game...Shelly says how Jeff was saying that their kids would be cute but not very smart...Kalia says oh, that was a different time because it was the other night they were playing the game with the names and Jeff said if they have a kid it would be this name, it was the alphabet game...Shelly says "that's twice!"...Jordan says "oh well then I didn't pick up on that, I must have just ignored it" (you sure did Jordan, that's why you got nervous and excused yourself from the room as soon as Jeff brought it up lol)...Kalia repeats what Jeff said and control room...they tease Jordan about how they are always saying "love" this "love" that...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jordan says they all started something ...Shelly says "go tell them Mrs. Schroeder"...
Where’s Jordan/pool table affection
9:14 PM
Jeff, Rachel and Adam are playing pool...Jeff asks "where's Jordan? sleeping?"...Adam says she went to the DR...Jeff says oh yeah...
Jordan comes outside She says hello...Jeff says "ello love ♥ "...Adam says the countdown has begun (getting rid of the unitard)...Jordan says 3 more hours...Adam says "normal clothes again?"...Jordan says yes, she feels like she's gaining so much weight too...Rachel says "what?"...Jordan says she's wearing this and not in her normal clothes...Rachel says you feel gross?...Jordan says yeah, that's how she feels, does she look like she's put on a bunch cuz she's put on 7 lbs...Rachel says no...
Jeff asks where Jordan is going? to the hot tub?...Jordan says that's her spot, she feels like she's getting diarrhea. Jordan walks towards Jeff...Jeff extends his arm for a hug...Jeff kisses Jordan's face and then hugs her...
Jeff gives her a squeeze and Jordan says that feels good cuz her back is sore...Jeff squeezes her again and rubs her back...Jordan says she thinks she does need to pool 🤨 Jeff says to go in the HOH and chill...Jordan is going to go blow it up, she leaves…
Cute smile at Jordo
9:23 PM
Jeff is still playing pool with Rachel and Adam...Jordan comes back outside and as she walks by Jeff to go to the hot tub Jeff gives her a cute little smile…
Lover! hey love, heyyy love
9:27 - 9:30 PM
Jeff and Rachel are playing pool...alcohol has arrived, 4 beers and a bottle of wine...Rachel asks Jordan, who is in the hot tub, if she wants any?...Jordan says no, thank you...Jeff says "have a glass"...Jordan doesn't want to...
They keep discussing who is going to have what...Rachel goes inside...
Jordan calls out "loverrr!" ♥
Jeff says "hey-lo"
Jeff sings "hey love, heyyy love" ♥
Jordan asks Jeff to come over there...he does...they talk game…
JeJo rip on Rachel’s DRs
11:55 - 11:59 PM
Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...they are talking about the house and talk turns to Jordan and Jeff ripping on Rachel's DR sessions, how they must be so over the top and always about Brennon! Jeff's are particularly spot on and funny!
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