August 10
Hey lover - we never talk to each other/you hate me
2:05 - 2:09 AM
Jordan is laying in the HN room talking to Rachel, she's waiting for Jeff to come to bed...Jeff comes in and starts getting ready for bed...Jordan says hiiii...Jeff says "heyyy"...
Jeff changes into his pj sweatpants and Jordan turns her head away LOL
They count the nights they have left in the HN room, they can't wait...Rachel leaves the room briefly and Jordan says "hey lover"...Jeff asks "what's up love? ♥ "...Jeff says "we never talk to each other"...
Jordan says "I know, I feel like we never talk, do we?"...Jeff says "we do...nah we don't"...
Rachel comes back and Jeff says they can have a late night party...Jeff starts getting settled in and complains to Jordan "love ♥ , everytime you sleep, your head comes right here...Jordan says "you hate me!"...Jeff says he doesn't, he's just saying her head comes right there and he feels like he's going to elbow it sometimes, he doesn't move her, he just leaves it...Rachel says sometimes in the middle of the night she feels like she's going to spoon her...Jordan says she likes to snuggle...Rachel says me too...they continue chatting...
HN room to the PR - “you still love me right?”
2:49 - 2:55 AM
Jeff and Jordan leave the HN room to go to the purple room to get some quiet time together to talk...Jeff says he likes this room (ahh memories of the green room )...Jordan says they can get sleepy in there...Jeff says it's pretty bright in there too and asks why she's over there? but Jordan doesn't hear him...Jeff says he'd sleep with the lights on in there (over the HN room)...Jordan gets up to close the door...they start talking game...Jordan suggests to Jeff that tomorrow they should have a talk with Lawon to explain the reasons that they're keeping Rachel just in case he does come back he won't feel they're against him...Jeff says Jordan can talk to him because he never talks game with him...Jordan thinks it would be a nice gesture...Jeff says for her to say that to him but if they're outside with him, he'll say something, it's a good idea...Jordan says she's going to open the door again...
Jordan says she would've been out at 11:30, she was tired...Jeff says he'd rather stay up tonight than tomorrow night...Jordan says she just didn't want to talk and wake everybody up...Jeff says "plus we never talk anyway"...Jordan says "we don't"...Jeff says it's because everyone is always around...Jordan says "I know"...
Jordan says "you still love me right?"...Jeff with a big smile says "no"...Jordan says "stop"...
Jeff giggles saying yes...Jordan says "now that you say that, we never talk during the day"...Jeff says it's because there's people always around and then when they go to do something she says she's going to workout and then when he gets in the pool she goes to lay out, she's always doing the opposite...Jordan says it's good for now because they're interacting...
PR - game/food/comps talk
2:55 - 3:15 AM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they're talking about how they never talk to each other because others are always around and Jordan is on Rachel "watch", it's a 24 hour job...Jordan says she has to keep her in check...Jordan complains about how Rachel is so chatty and annoying...Jeff says she doesn't listen to anything, it's going to be his new saying for Jordan when they get out of there, when she's not listening to him he's going to say "you're acting like Rachel"
Jordan says that Brendon has got to be like...Jeff says he doesn't mind, they're meant for each other...Jordan says yeah or maybe he's cuckoo LOL Jeff says he couldn't take that shit for 2 days...
Jeff starts whispering game, they talk about what he would do if he won HOH, how to get rid of Dani or Kalia...Jeff starts explaining his thoughts on what he'll do if he wins...Jordan zones out and Jeff says "you wanna listen or not?"...Jordan says she's listening...Jeff tells Jordan his thought process on trying to get rid of Dani with a backdoor plan...Jordan says ok...
Jeff sneezes and Jordan says "bless you"
Jordan changes topics...she wants to know what he wants to eat on Thursday LOL Jeff wants a steak...
Jordan says "with a salad?" (she's obsessed with salad! LOL) ...Jeff wants a hamburger too, someone said something about a pita (that was Jordan) with cheese, that would be good or he could make Chicken Parmesan...Jordan says that would be good, she's also craving a ham sandwich with chips (another food item she's obsessed with ) Jeff wants rice cakes with cheese...Jordan says the bread (from the comp) with stuff to dip it in...Jeff says they ate all of it...
Jordan reverts back to game talk, she says she gets what Jeff is saying...Jordan goes outside the door to check if anyone is out there listening...back to the Dani backdoor plan game talk...Jordan gets what Jeff is saying...Jeff wants Shelly or Rachel to win, he wants Shelly to do something, they don't think Adam would make a move, he's too scared...Jordan giggles about Jeff still having his yellow bandana on...Jeff says his eyes hurt and he thinks it might block the light a bit...back to game talk about Dani and Kalia...Jeff says if Lawon goes home, they'll be the last couple left in the house...Jordan knows and says that would be so good but since they are a couple they are seen as a target...back to talking game...
Jeff says he can't talk to Kalia for more than 10 minutes, he wants to shoot himself and Dani hangs with her all the fu**ing time, she's not even her type of person, Dani wants out of there (oh yes she is Jeff )...Jordan tells Jeff to tell Dani the night before the HOH that she's not his target...Jeff says he will...they talk about Shelly and Adam...Jeff says he wants Rachel and Porsche to get into a fight because according to Adam Porsche is coming after Jeff, he didn't tell him directly but in so many words, but regardless he feels likes she is, he told people he's going after floaters so Porsche has to know he's coming after her...Jeff wants to stir up some trouble between Porsche and Rachel in case Porsche wins HOH...Jordan says that's good...
Jeff says if they don't win HOH this next week they might as well fu**ing quit because they suck LOL they’re going to win...Jordan says if it's a buzz in they'll lose...they talk about the comp where Kalia won and how they had a hard time with it but it worked out to their advantage...Jeff says he hopes they put something in the yard for HOH, he's good at carnival games ( ummm)...they talk about the ropes competition that Brendon won, Jordan explains how it was set up (Jeff never saw it being on ATWFF)...
Jeff says they have to have a comp soon that is fit for a guy, a guy hasn't even won HOH this season Jordan knows...they talk about the ski comp and how hard it was for them....Jordan asks Jeff what Dani is good at?...Jeff says he doesn't remember, he buzzed through that season, he remembers Dick more, he remembers him taking Dani off the block so he won veto not her, she's competed in 2 or 3 things, he can't believe Dick stayed on that banana for so long...they then talk about the banana comp...Jordan giggles about it...Jeff says it would've been better if Jordan never got on and he could just hang on ...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff giggles and says he thought Jordan was going to stay on long, for real...Jordan thought she was too and then she moved...
PR - crabby banter begins…misunderstanding
3:16 - 3:31 AM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they go back to talking about Dani's performance so far in comps and then Jeff brings up the compilation POV that Jeff lost to Brendon...Jordan is lost...Jeff explains and she still seems lost...Jeff says "are you serious right now?"...Jordan says "what are you talking about? are you talking about this season?" LOL Jeff says "I can't believe, am I asleep right now?"...Jordan asks what she's missing? what is he talking about?...Jeff says "what vetoes have we had so far? do you know anything if there's questions?" Jordan says yes...Jeff asks what the vetos are...Jordan starts naming them and then remembers that one, she now knows what Jeff was talking about...Jeff asks what about HOH?...Jordan says "don't talk to me like I'm an idiot"...
Jeff asks again "what about HOH?...now I'm just quizzing you"...Jordan looks unimpressed LOL Jeff says is she serious? what other compilation veto did they have?...Jordan says it's because she thinks of that veto as "all games" in her head so she didn't understand what Jeff was talking about...Jeff holds up his fingers to name and count the HOH's...Jordan does...Jeff giggles and says "see? do you practice?"...Jordan says "yes in my head, do you think I'm stupid?"...Jeff says "no I don't"...Jordan says "well then don't get on my case about it, you act like I don't do nothing, I do things in my head sometimes"...
Jeff says "because what other veto did I dress up like a cow and she (Dani) spelled the word wrong? what other comp was that?"...Jordan explains how she was zoning out and what her thought process was, she has it in her head as all games, not compilation...Jordan smiles and says "you hate me"...
Jeff says "anyways, what were we talking about? you get me nervous sometimes?"...Jordan says "what? good it's just like last time, everybody underestimates me"...Jeff says "you're getting a smart mouth too, you know that?...Jordan giggles and says he will too when he's been on slop for 2 weeks...Jeff whines no...Jordan adds he will if he hasn't slept in a good bed and not sleep good at night, he'll get a smart mouth and be gripy...Jeff concedes sleeping is terrible...
Jeff wonders when the FT will talk?...Jordan says she's not counting everything in the room...Jeff says they're not doing that again (like in BB11)...Jordan says Adam & them know everything, she's not counting everything...Jeff asks again if the FT will talk?...Jordan says no (wrong!)...they talk about what might be used for a comp...Jeff asks again if she thinks the FT will talk?...Jordan says no, she doesn't, does he?...Jeff says it's funny...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's funny if everyone is waiting for it to talk and it never will, there's nothing to do in there but wonder if things mean anything...they agree they need to know days and stuff...they discuss what will possibly be important to know towards the end...Jeff thinks the FT will talk (right!) maybe give a clue, it has to, why would it be there?...Jordan doesn't know...
Jordan asks about the cards, are they the one psychics use to tell your future?...Jeff says he thinks so, they're tarot cards...Jeff says it would be cool if the FT talked...they talk about pranks...Jordan wishes they could sleep on this (bed) tonight...Jeff pokes/rubs Jordan...
Jordan says tomorrow is day 40, 40 days, they never thought they'd make it this long in the beginning...Jordan asks Jeff if he's tired? does he want to go to bed?...Jeff says no...Jeff says they've done pretty good being here 40 days, they have a chance to go far, it's easy to say that if they just win, he needs to win an HOH if they want to...Jordan would feel better if Dani was gone because she's the only real person major targeting him (umm) because of what happened the 2nd week...Jeff knows...
This part is straight out of a Abbott & Costello skit, they make arguing funny, total misunderstanding and miscommunication on their part, the thing is they actually do mean the same thing but don't realize it LOL
Jordan says they'd be coasting, if Dani didn't turn on them but that's too easy, it never works like that...Jeff wonders if she's got America's player or some shit like that? is that why she did that that week?...Jordan says at one point she did think that, it was real ballsy but BB wouldn't do that the 2nd week...Jeff says "what do you mean?"...Jordan says "give some power the 2nd week"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says that Jeff just said maybe Dani had some power...Jeff says "no, America's player, something like she HAD to do that"...Jordan says "oh! America's player...no, the 2nd week?"...Jeff is frustrated LOL he says "what are you talking about?? it's the 2nd week? do you know what America's player is?"...Jordan says "yesss"...Jeff again asks "what are you talking about!?"...Jordan giggles and says "where they have to do task"...Jeff says "yeah, the 2nd week, what does it matter?"...Jordan says the 2nd week, that was when she turned...Jeff says he knows!...Jordan says she thinks that's too early for America's player, they do it that later on...Jeff says "they do that before the game starts!"...Jordan says "oh! I didn't know that, I didn't know that"...Jeff just looks at her in disbelief LOL Jordan says she just watched last season and they had a Saboteur...Jeff says "besides all that...uhhhhh"
Jeff says "do you think that something made her do that? that's my whole point, I don't know if it starts week 1 or 5 or or 10 or 19, do you think that's my point"...Jordan says maybe LOLOL Jordan asks if she should shut the door?...Jeff sighs big...he says "you drive me cuckoo"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz you don't understand what I'm thinking and then when I try to tell you something, you're like huh? what?"...Jordan says "you're such a butt"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "you get so aggravated at me"...they hear the sliding glass door...Jeff asks if Adam is going to smoke...Jordan doesn't think so...
Jeff says "huh? what power?"...Jordan says "you're a butthole"...Jeff says "why can't I call you names?...Jordan says "I never call you names" (you just did )...Jeff says she just did...Jordan says because he's being one...Jeff stares...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she's being one...Jordan says to not give her a look...Jeff says it's a half one because she can't see...she says she can fully see...Jordan says Jeff is being cuckoo not her...
Jeff starts chopping at Jordan's leg and says she wants to snap her bone in half with a karate chop...Jordan giggles and says she's ready to get out of there, it's too much ...Jeff doesn't like hearing that and goes back to the bone talk LOLJeff says Melendez snapped his leg right in half during a football game, he went to help him up and his bone was sticking right out of his leg ACK! Jeff says it was fu**ing gross, he had to get a pin put in his leg to connect the bone...Jordan says that's really nasty...
Who’s crabby banter
3:31 - 3:34 AM
Jeff and Jordan continue bantering in the purple room...Porsche and Kalia have both walked by the room and Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks they heard them talking?...Jeff says that Jordan said she could hear the sliding door open (if so)...Jordan says it's just in case someone could sneak out (?), she doesn't know, she's getting paranoid...Jeff says "hear us what? yelling at each other?"...Jordan makes a face...
Jeff says "you're crabby"
Jordan says "no I'm not!"
Jeff says "yes you are, you're like hey, you're gripy, it's you who's gripy"
Jordan says "I'm not gripy"
Jeff says "yeah you are"
Jordan says "the other day you were gripy, you seemed really aggravated and normally you're like "hey, love" and give me kisses and hugs and really sweet, I can't deal with you"
Jeff says "so while I was cooking every meal for you, I was being cra, I was being, I didn't, I wasn't showing enough teeth while I was cooking the meal"
Jordan says "no, you didn't talk to me, normally you talk to me a lot more"
Jeff says "well next time I'm making you food all the time, I'll try to do it with a BIGGER smile"
Jordan says "well don't worry because I won't ask you to make me any more fish"
Jeff says "I don't mind making you for you but don't call me crabby when I'm helping you"
Jordan says "all I did was ask you if you were crabby"
Adam walks by and in, asks them if they're in there staying away from Rachel? LOL Jeff says no, they didn't want to talk in front of them sleeping...Adam goes to the bathroom...
Jordan says "I can tell, cuz like, that you're on slop too because you were a lot sweeter when I was on slop the first week"
Jeff says "yeah but you're crabby now" LOL
Jordan says "you're crabby too"
Jeff says "oh I'm crabby? you're yelling out during ceremonies and you're telling people off when we're outside and I told you to be quiet 10 times" (he's got a point or two )
Jordan says "I didn't tell anybody off, I just said to Rachel, you know you and Jeff are going up right?"
Jeff says "yeah but when you do ever do things like that? you're crabby, don't tell me I'm crabby when you're doing things that you don't do and now you're like "I wanna get outta here" (I knew that bugged Jeff! )...Jordan says "well I do, I feel trapped"
Jeff hmm's and sarcastically says "it'd suck to win a half million dollars again huh?"
Jordan says "do you have to say that like that?"
Jeff says "well do you not realize that? sometimes I don't think you do"
Jordan says "yes but it's a lot harder, you know, it's not like it's going to be handed to me on a silver platter"
Jeff says "you have to work hard for things"
Adam walks in and joins them...
Who’s crabby - Adam referees
3:34 - 3:49 AM
Adam joins Jeff and Jordan in the purple room...they tell Adam what they're been arguing about...Jeff tells Adam that they he was talking about Jordan being crabby...Adam says Jordan's being crabby?...Jordan says "I'm not crabby, I told him he's a butthole" (not nice)...
Jeff says Jordan told him that he was being crabby the other day when he was making all of her meals...Jordan raises her voice saying "you made me fish! you made me fish twice!" (now this IMO is Jordan being stubborn, all she could eat was fish, who cares if he was making fish, he was making her meals regardless)
Jeff says he should have smiled bigger, it was only halfway, not ear to ear, so that means he was crabby...Adam agrees saying Jeff should be smiling ...Jeff says he should be happier when he's cooking her lunch...Jordan pleads her case saying "Adam he made me fish twice"
Jeff says he doesn't mind making her lunch but don't come up to him and tell him he's crabby when she's the one that's crabby, yelling out during ceremonies and screaming at people when they're trapped in the BY...Adam asks when she was yelling out?...Jeff says when Jordan got her key...Adam is puzzled...Jeff says "that's not Jordan"...Jordan says "see Adam didn't think I was yelling"...Adam says he thought Jordan was making a very good point...
Jeff asks "how many other people talk during that ceremony?"...Adam says "I did"...Jeff asks what he said?...Adam says "thank you Kalia" LOL Jeff says "yeah exactly"...Jordan says she didn't direct it at one person, she looked at everybody, did she not?...Adam says "yes you did"...
Jeff asks "how many times have you seen people talk during that?"...Adam says "a couple times, but not very often"...Jeff laughs...Adam says Jordan had something on her mind and so she said it...Jeff says he doesn't mind that but he's saying he's not the one who's crabby, she's crabby...
Jordan says "no he got mad at me"...Jeff says he didn't get mad at her for that...Adam asks Jordan what exactly she said and Jordan tells him...Jeff repeats he wasn't mad at her for that...Adam says Jordan made her point...Jeff says AGAIN that he's not mad at her for that, she's crabby LOL Adam says Jeff is saying that's not normal Jordan style...Jeff says "right, exactly"...
Jeff says "hey Dr. Phil stick a sock in your ass, you don't know what you're talking about"
Adam says Jordan grew a pair of balls and spoke her mind...Jeff says Adam is missing the point, he doesn't give a f**k...Adam says he knows Jeff means that this isn't normally Jordan...Jeff asks Jordan "did I say anything to you about that?"...Jordan says "no"...
Adam says "this is the new Jordan 2.0, it's like Air Jordan" ...Jeff says "Jordan's going to get a TKO when we're outta here" (fist up) LOL
Jordan says she's been sleeping in that bed, Thurs will be 14 days, you're gonna be crabby...Jeff says "ok, I get it, but don't go around pointing fingers when there's 3 pointing back at you, just say, I'm crabby, let me chill out for a little bit"
Jordan says "and I didn't mean it in a bad way when I said you're crabby, it was you that just weren't talking, normally you talk and you're always saying something and you weren't talking at all so I'm like "you're crabby" I didn't say it in a bad way"
Adam asks if Jeff was mad at Jordan?...Jeff says no, God forbid he try to rest his eyes today for 30 minutes, earlier he tried to take a nap before working out and Jordan got mad at him because she wanted to talk, she left the room and got mad at him...Jordan denies she got mad (it's true! she did! LOL)...Jeff says she did, she yelled at him...Adam says they are almost as disgusting as Brenchel...Jeff and Jordan get offended by that LOL Jeff says Jordan got mad at him for taking a nap...
Jordan does NOT want to be compared to Brenchel, she asks Adam "me and him don't even talk that much do we?"...Adam says they do, but not that much...Jeff says they don't because Jordan is on duty (with Rachel)...Jordan says to Jeff "I'm helping everybody else while you get to lay out with everyone and enjoy yourself, (I'm like" low blow! Jeff was just as social if not more social than Jordan this season)..Jeff says then she gets mad at him for snapping...
Adam says "would you rather she snapped at you or other people?"...Jeff says "no, I know"...Jordan asks if Fara came up to Adam and normally he says good morning love or something and that morning he didn't, what would Fara say?...Adam says she would ask what's wrong...Jordan turns the story to her and Jeff again saying that Jeff was making her fish and she asked "are you in a bad mood today?" , would Adam take that as her being rude or just asking what's wrong today?...
Jeff who's listening intently says to not spin and twist the story...Jordan says she's not spinning it, roll back the tape LOL! ...Jeff says "roll back the tape, you're gripy!"...Adam says they can't roll back the tape now...Jordan says if they show it, Jeff said he was making her fish and she walked up and got out because he said that...
Adam says he left the others because they were being mean and he thought they'd be having a nice convo about butterflies and unicorns Jeff says they were...Jordan says they were and then Jeff thinks she's on a different planet sometimes...Adam says the tension level in the house is boiling, not overflowing yet but everyone is a little edgy...Jordan says she is edgy...they talk about the house making you crazy...Jordan says they've been targets since week 1, of course she's going to be crabby, she hasn't slept good and she loves to eat LOL
Jeff says "so what are you saying? you're crabby?"
Jordan STILL won't admit it LOL, she says "no, I am a little snappy, I will say"...she adds she has been snappier, making comments she wouldn't normally say...Jeff says "so you would say you're gripy?" Jordan says "uhh, I get a little more agitated"...Jeff says "see, a yes, it would be over, but women cannot just say..."
Adam says he's not trying to be mean, she has been a little gripy lately +1 for Jeff! ..Jordan says "have I? have I been rude to you?"...Adam says no, not to him but she's made some comments around and rightfully so because she's under a lot of pressure...Jeff says "seeee?" Jordan says "am I really?"...Adam says "yeah! you even admitted it the other day"...Jordan says she apologized...Adam says that's fine...Jeff says "ok, just say I've been gripy"
Jordan yells "ok! I've been gripy!"
Jeff says "that's it, that was the whole half hour conversation"
Jordan asks Adam what she did the other day where she made some comments...Jeff says "that right there...attitude" LOL Adam says Jordan said she was sorry, she's not usually like this, she said she was gripy...Jordan says her period's coming (oh geez!) ...Jeff cracks up!...Jeff says "so now it's not your fault"...Jordan says "my period should be here in a week" (talk about a pre-emptive strike LOL)
Jordan says "get prepared people and if I'm on slop a 3rd week with a period, I will be the devil in here, I will be evicted"...Jeff asks where the exit is? Adam says he'll be on their team if there's a HN comp...Jordan says it's a bad combination, she will be very unpleasant to be around, she's the worst when she's on her period, she cries about everything...Jeff says he can't take any more tears...Adam says when she's sitting in the HOH bedroom and bathroom she can gripe about whatever she wants except he's going to be HOH but she can come up and gripe because she'll be safe
Jeff asks what the others were being gripy about...Adam tells them it was stupid stuff while playing guessing games...people were just getting mad about trivial things, there was attitude...Jeff tells Jordan that all these games are stemming from their "kangaroo" game they played Awww ...Jordan doesn't really react...Jeff asks if she's thinking about her gripy moments now?...Jordan says no!
Adam clarifies that he did like her comments at the nomination ceremony, she aired her grievances, it was good...Jordan says thank you...Jeff tells Adam that Jordan is going to say something to him, probably before they go to bed or first thing in the morning, she's going to say to Jeff "do you think I looked mean? I probably look like a butthole? people are gonna hate me now...you think we look mean?"...Jordan says she did say that...Jeff says no, she's going to say it, she's thinking about it right now...
Jordan says she feels like she's been more open and straight forward...Adam says when you keep it in it boils over, you need to get it out, it's fine...Jeff says he said no...Jordan says she feels like she's constantly fighting something, she's irritated at certain things, she's a little bitter right now...big smile from Jeff , he says "yeah I know"...Jordan says she shouldn't be complaining, she's just being a baby...Adam says everyone complains...Jordan says she complains a lot...Jeff says he likes to dish it, air it out sometimes, actually a lot...Adam says she's been more forthcoming...
Jeff says "America is gonna hate me because I took this innocent Southern belle and turned her into this competitive ***" ...Jordan says she's not competitive but she started with the HN comp because she could feel the tension...Jeff says it's the slop...Adam says it's also dealing with the "red elephant" in the room...Jeff says that is huge...Adam says Jordan has to keep hearing her bitch and bitch, she has given her all the good advice and she has not taken it...Jeff says that has a lot to do with everything...Adam says she's being irrational and Jordan is rational so it's making Jordan crazy...
Jeff says they're getting the bad end of it...Adam says when Rachel is saved (this week) she's going to have this air of arrogance...Jeff says yeah, for sure...Adam says meanwhile they did all the work...Dani walks by and Adam says he'll be there in a minute...
Adam asks if everything is alright? they're not going to beat each other up before bed? Jeff says "no, we're good, what are you talking about?"...Adam asks if they can hug and kiss please? Jeff says "we're gonna do it right when you leave" LOL...Jordan says "oh no we're not, he's just kidding"...Adam says he'll put his shirt over the cameras...
Jeff says "we're gonna have a 3 way with that sorceress" LOL!
OMG Jordan is so sensitive LOL she says "we don't do that"...Jeff says "that dirty whore sorceress"...Jeff tells Adam to make out with her...Adam does something creepy to which Jordan says "Adam!"...Jeff asks Adam if he thinks she's ever going to talk?...Adam says "yes, it's got to do something, it's not just here for show"...Jeff says Jordan doesn't think so...Jordan says "what do I know?"...they talk about the tarot cards...Adam says he calls this one Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden...Jordan says "that's me & Jeff"
Adam starts to leave to go play the game again and they chatter some more...Jeff says the purple room is their getaway from the mental hospital...Jordan says it's their trying to get sleepy bed...they say goodnight and Adam leaves…
PR - a nice cup of tea ;)
3:50 AM
Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Adam has just left, Jeff and Jordan whisper about why Dani didn't come in the room to talk when she went by, she might have been thinking why was Adam in there...Jeff says if it was just them two she would've stopped to talk...Jordan says they can say they were talking about something else...Jeff doesn't care, she knows how they're voting...Jordan doesn't care either...
Jeff moves over to lay closer to Jordan and Jordan giggles at how the camera moved to follow Jeff...Jordan tells Jeff to lay over on that side...Jeff asks "why?"...
Jordan says "see if this was our bed, we could lay sideways, long ways and we'd never touch each other"
Jeff laughs and says "that's romantic"
Jordan says "well, you don't like to touch each other"
Jeff says "yes! what!?"
Jordan says "like at night, you like your space"
Jeff says "after the business?"
Jordan says "no! don't even say that Jeff...not on here" (too sensitive! geez LOL)
Jordan laughs and says "you're so..."
Jeff says "anyways yes, I do, after a nice cup of tea, I do like to stretch out"
Giggles 😉
PR - TCBY/Jordan is vanilla banter
3:52 - 4 AM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...after giggles about their bed time likes Jordan asks if he's tired?...Jeff says he's getting there, his eyes are killing him, they're sore, it's the fu**ing lights...Jordan's hair feels greasy...Jordan asks if Jeff is working out tomorrow?...Jeff says he is if the BY is open...Jordan says she doesn't know when they'll be on lockdown...Jeff wonders if the HOH is going to be questions?...Jordan doesn't think so...Jeff wonders about true/false...Jordan says it could be, they can't get tricked...Jeff says he has to pay attention...Jordan says they don't know it could be something else...palm trees...
Jordan says they might as well hush, they're going to drive themselves crazy, maybe the twist will factor in...Jordan lays down finally...Jeff says they're going to get some answers and info on Thursday...Jordan is hungry...Jeff says me too, for food...Jordan wants chocolate...Jeff says he'd make a hamburger...Jordan says it's so bad to eat late at night...Jeff says well they can't...
Jordan says what about when after you go drinking you go to Wendy's or drive-thru and it's so good ..Jeff says Burrito King...Jordan says they don't have that...Jeff says "TBK"...Jordan says "TCBY"...
Jeff thinks of the red velvet yogurt, the stuff he tells her to get but she won't try because she won't try anything he tells her to...Jeff smiles
Jordan says "don't start Jeff"...Jeff taps Jordan's head and says "now I'm getting mad"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "cuz you don't listen to anything I say"...Jordan says "yes I do"...
Jeff says "how's Sensodyne toothpaste, do you like it?"
Jordan says "omg! you throw that one in my face all the time!"
Jeff says "how's white chocolate mousse at TCBY? you like it?"
Jordan pauses and says "I just like sticking to my stuff..."
Jeff says "how's the red velvet cake? you like that?...when you had it after you went there 52 times?"
Jordan says "no..."
Jeff says "and all you had to do was put this much in your thing to taste it to make me happy :(...how does it taste? does it taste good?"
Jordan says when Jeff comes to her house, she'll try it...
Jeff says "I don't even want you to try it because it's a taste explosion and you're gonna love it, now because of that, I don't want you to benefit from the taste explosion"
Jordan says "thanks, that's real sweet"
Jeff says "sweet is when I told you 500 times, every time you go there to try it, that's sweet"
Jordan says "I've only been there 2 or 3 times"
Jeff grabs her ponytail and shoves it in her face LOL
Jordan says everytime she goes there, there's little kids running around so she gets distracted and she just orders vanilla...Jeff says "yeah, vanilla is a taste explosion, there's 50 other flavors in there and you go to the vanilla"
Jordan likes her toppings, she likes what she likes, she doesn't get mad at Jeff for liking fish or he likes to try other stuff, he knows that she likes normal stuff...Jeff says he knows she's vanilla but he's trying to put a little sprinkle on her vanilla because he knows she'll like it but she just won't try it...Jordan says when he goes to her house or if there's a TCBY in LA he can take her and she can try it or they can split it, sound like a plan?...Jeff says forget it, he's out...
Jordan says he's being difficult...Jeff says kinda...Jordan says "you love me though"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "yes you do"...
Jeff says this week has been long, he wants to win HOH, he wants a house comp for food, then he wants to have a party with sushi...palm trees...when the feeds return Jordna is heading into the HN room and Jeff is in the bathroom brushing his teeth, he heads to the HN room too and then the feeds reset...
Feel better love? Kisses & love yous
4:02 AM
Jeff and Jordan return to the HN room and get in bed...Jeff is in first, Jordan fixes up her spot and gets in...Jeff asks her "feel better love?" ♥ ..Jordan says "yeah, cuz we talked?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "at least we spent some quality time together"...they both start giggling with Jordan saying "arguing? like we always do"...Jeff kisses Jordan and says "love you"
Jordan asks "do I aggravate you?"...Jeff says "noooo, it's just funny in here, that's all, I'm just busting your balls...to show you that you get cranky too"...Jordan says "love you"...Jeff looks at Jordan seriously saying "love you too"...Jordan kisses Jeff and he says he has to build a fort because his eyes are killing him...
Where’s Jordan’s razor?
12:45 - 12:47 PM
Jordan comes outside with her shaving supplies, she's going to shave her legs outside...she walks by Jeff, who is sitting on the couches asks her "how often do you shave your legs?"...Jordan says "umm twice...normally if she shaves on a Monday she'll skip a day and shave on Wednesday, every other day"...she then says that somebody took her razor, they took the razor part and now only has the stick, did Jeff use her razor?...Jeff says "no, for what?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I'm like where's my razor"...
Jeff asks where it was?...Jordan says in the bathroom...Jeff asks if it's in the locker?...Jordan says no, she keeps it in the shower, it's a girls razor Venus and you can just click the razor part so all that's left is the stick, she doesn't know where it's at...
Jeff asks if she has another razor?...Jordan says no, she forgot it but it's ok, they have these razors, they work just as good (she's pissed lol)...Jeff asks if she's been using one razor since she got here?...Jordan says she forgot the extra ones but it works really good...Jordan starts shaving her legs...
Hey lover - picture time
2:09 - 2:14 PM
Jordan comes outside after having a talk with Rachel...she walks over to the pool where Jeff is saying "hey lover" ♥ ...she sits down and says that Rachel was venting to her...Jeff asks about what?...Jordan, who has just walked by the others taking HOH pics and Porsche in a ridiculously small bikini, says "look at Porsche, my God"...
Jordan puts her feet in and says that Rachel did good, really good, she was packing and asked to talk to her and vent...Jordan notices a huge bug flying around...Jeff and Rachel banter about the bug...it flies near Jordan, Jordan gets up, eeks and runs away...Kalia is taking pics of it, she says it's a Japanese beetle...Jeff says that thing is gross...it goes near Jordan again...Jeff says "Johrdan"
Kalia would like a pic of her and Jordan, Jordan thinks she looks bad but Kalia says she has to take at least one...Rachel takes a pic of them...Rachel loves Jordan's black shirt...Kalia then takes one of Jordan and Rachel...Kalia asks for one of Jeff and Jordan...Jeff says "another pool one?" (no kidding and Jordan has worn black in all of them lol)
Jordan tells Jeff to get out, he does and says "I'm wet love" ♥ and they pose for a pic
He then grabs Jordan's boob
Jordan says Jeff...
Jordan sits back down while Jeff takes a pic with Shelly...Kalia says Jeff and Shelly looks good together Jeff gets back in the pool and Jordan says Jeff looks all muscular, he looks good...Jeff says Kalia took one of him by the grill and it looked like he had abs from the side with the lighting...Jordan says "oh you were so excited weren't you" LOL
Jordan says "lllloverrrr"...Jeff says maybe he should get out...Jordan says "and take pics?"...she says she's going to go help Rachel pack...
JeJo feet in the hot tub
8:09 - 8:14 PM
Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are both sitting with their feet in the hot tub...audio is still on the BY crew but then switches to JeJo...Jeff says "maybe someone is coming back"...Jordan says Julie said be careful who you evict but she thought that "this" person is coming back, couldn't be Dominic, it would be Brendon Jeff says wishful thinking for them (they're going to be shocked!)
Jordan says when they get out of here they have to go somewhere loud...Jeff says they'll bang it out...Jordan says remember when they went to that karaoke bar with Colleen, she signed them up, she was so wasted...Jordan says maybe someone is coming back because they haven't done goodbye messages...Jeff says maybe when they come back then that's jury (ding! ding!)
Palm trees...Jordan says she still looks tanned, Jeff's real tan...Jeff says "you're tan"...palm trees...
...they start talking about laundry...Jeff says that hammock (?) was so sweet...Jordan says she knows, she might go lay down...Jeff asks if she wants to lay down?...Jordan says "yeah I could do that"...they both say "let's go" and they leave to go to the HN room...
HN room - bashing & ½ way party
8:15 - 8:36 PM
Jeff and Jordan go to the HN room to be alone and talk...they're happy they got the halfway party so they could eat...Jordan says that last night Jeff rolled around like 10 times...Jeff says he knows, he heard Jordan laugh at one point...Jordan says you heard me?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff complains about the beach scene Rachel made, if ants show up Shelly will kill her...Jordan says Shelly was getting heated...
Jeff says he was going bonkers last night...Jordan says he was rolling over and over, was he going to settle...Jeff says he thought she was laughing at his fort...they talk about Jeff's shirts on the bed being clean or dirty...Jeff says that was a good break in the action (halfway party)...they start talking about the others, how they gossip...Jordan says they remind her of how Natalie was, she hopes she gets to pick someone to put on slop...they hope Porsche gets it...Jeff says he's going to make the best 7 day, breakfast lunch & dinner menu he has, the best she's ever seen...Jordan says she's kind of bitchy...Jeff agrees and they agree she's spoiled...they say Dani thinks she doesn't have to do anything, she thinks the star of the show, she has a big head, she thinks everyone is scared of her...Jordan says if she wins HOH she's going to straight up put Dani up...
They start talking about the 3 witches and their behavior...Jordan thinks Kalia is spoiled too, they wonder what Kalia does for work and how she has so much free time...Jordan says she's 31 but she tells people she's 27...Jeff doesn't get it, who cares?...Jeff says "yes, I love bashing parties, who else "...Jordan says they sound bad...Jeff says they have to get it out...Jordan says those are her 3 people...
Jeff and Jordan try to figure out who is bringing info over to the other side...they are suspicious of Adam...Jeff thinks he's on their side but he's just scared, he wants him to stand up, he's nervous...Jeff says that Porsche is voting for Rachel to stay, they talk about that...Jordan says that Rachel told her not to trust Shelly or Adam, trust her...Jeff says it's ok, Brendon told Rachel to say that, they don't trust them...Jeff says he trusts Brenchel at this point, they're putting on a pretty good show and if he got got what is he going to do? he can't start a new plan
Jeff says Adam is making up alliance names for final 4...they realize they're stuck between the two alliances...Jeff says Adam likes the attention...Jordan wonders if Adam would flip? she's 50/50 on him...palm trees...they talk about if Jeff leaves and if "they" flip they flip...Jeff says he has to keep winning vetoes, he'll worry about when it happens, he thinks they're on the right track, it's just the twist, something is up with the jury for sure...
Jordan asks when Jeff used the Coup D'Etat did they make them all pack their stuff? she wants to say they did...Jeff says no because they didn't know which week he'd use it and BB packed Jessie's stuff...Jordan says that's right...Jeff says all of them pack their stuff?? for 3 weeks??...Jordan says nevermind...Jeff asks if she wouldn't remember something like that?...Jordan says she thought she remembered it, for some reason she thought that...Jeff asks how many times she went on the block?...Jordan says 3...Jeff says those are the 3 weeks of packing she's thinking of...
Jordan says she's full, she should've stopped at 2 pieces of pizza but it was so good...Jeff says whatever, if he was on regular food he would've...palm trees...they get quiet...Jordan says "goodnight"...Jeff says noooh...they kiss...Jeff doesn't want Jordan to go to sleep, he wants to too but then they're dead...Jeff says he feels like he does at Thanksgiving after you eat and you just want to be lazy on the couch while watching football, you just want to pass out...Jordan says if they were in the purple room they'd both be out...Jeff says it's so nice they ate, they'd both be crabby...Jeff says everyone is telling him he lost weight, his swim trunks were falling off...Jordan says she knows, he loses weight so fast...Jeff says he can do both, lose or drop a bunch...palm trees...
They talk about the twist and jury again or if Brendon came back, they're just speculating...Jeff says this light is killing his eyes...Rachel comes in asking what's going on...Jeff says they're dissecting everything to death, the twist, Brendon maybe coming back...Rachel says don't say that, she would freak out
They speculate on the twist is because they're on lockdown...palm trees...Jeff's guess is bang on here...he says that Brendon would come back and battle Lawon (who'd be evicted) to come back in the house and that would be jury...Jeff is called to the DR...Jeff says "maybe I'm onto something"...Jeff says the other option would be Lawon having to do something by himself and if he gets knocked out, America gets a jury vote...they talk about Dani shitting her brick, die, if Brendon came back and Lawon was evicted...Jeff leaves saying that Rachel could tell people to eat it...
HN room - JeJo & Rachel - speculation & laughs
8:41 - 8:50 PM
Feeds return from palm trees just after the 8:41pm mark...Jeff has returned to the HN room and is laying in bed with Jordan and Rachel...they are still speculating on the twist, what it could be...Rachel wonders if whoever comes back may have to be a Saboteur or America's Player...Jeff says what if they come back and have to wear a spacesuit
More speculation about the weird stuff going on in the house (?)...Rachel & Jordan think something is up with Lawon, Jeff doesn't...they talk about Dani and Lawon and Rachel says who cares about her, she's fu**ing stupid, she doesn't run the house...Jeff says "true dat"...
Jeff says "what if I get a note from my opthamologist and he says Jeff can't be in these bright lights because it affects his eyes"LOL...Rachel says that's great...they say maybe he can be off of HN's...Rachel wants to guess the most absurd things the twist could be...Jeff says what if his optometrist comes in the house? he'll say he's the other jury member and here's his note
They wonder about jury again, why didn't Julie say they were in jury...they go over the numbers and jury...Jeff says the golden key thing was a funky twist, it changed everything...Jordan complains about Dani, Kalia and Lawon doing nothing, they clean nothing...Jordan says she swears one night she's going to flip out on Porsche...Jeff points at Jordan's face as if to say "no"...Jordan says "I'm not going to"...
Jeff sings "Get pumped cuz Brendon's baaackk"
Rachel says she'd love for him to come back for 24 hours cuz the others would freak out...Jeff says he'd like to play pool with him in those 24 hours...Rachel says she'd like to do some other stuff with him if that's ok with Jeff? if she can borrow his friend?...Jeff says she has 23 hours...Rachel says deal...Jeff wants to play pool with him and Cruddy, crack jokes and eat endless amounts of seaweed...they talk about how much of that he ate and Jeff says that as soon as Brendon farts she can have him back...Jordan says omgoodness, his farts were so bad, they were raunchy...Jeff says he should do some research on his ass, that's what, he's figuring how fast rockets get to the moon, he should figure out why his ass smells the way it does, get a couple of his buddies to help him out too
Jordan says it lingered in their room that other day, she's not lying, Jeff asked her if she farted and she said no...Rachel says it still smelled like farts after he left on Thursday Jeff says he almost gagged when he came in the HN room, he almost threw up in his mouth, he wants to say it was the worst fart he's ever smelled in his life but he can't because he doesn't remember but from memory is THE WORST fart he's ever smelled, he can't compare it to anything, it's like on a hot day when you open a dumpster, that's what it smelled like in the HN room, it smelled like a rotten fish filled dumpster he could have fueled one of those rockets, if he wants alternative energy he should look into his ass LOL! Jordan says it was pretty bad...Rachel say it's so true..
Jeff reaches for Jordan's hand and Jordan clasps Jeff's hand in hers and then they hold hands...
Rachel says he blamed it on slop but they were worse when he wasn't on slop...Jeff says "did someone just fart right now?" LOL they say no...Jeff says maybe just talking about it is bringing it back...Rachel says that's so funny...
They get a little quiet...Jordan says that she wants to go to sleep...Jeff says she can't...Jordan says no, she's staying awake for DR's, she wants to be called first...they talk about Porsche and if she's going to vote for Rachel to stay...Rachel tells JeJo her conversation with Porsche...Jordan says "so the votes are going to go 5-1?"...Rachel says she guesses, they'll see...
Holding hands/ boob grab
8:50 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...JeJo are holding hands and talking about the potential votes...during this Jordan lets go of Jeff's hand as she's trying to prove her point, she then covers herself up with the blankets...Jeff moves the blanket to try and hold hands again but Jordan sits up...they banter a little about a theory she had and then Jeff reaches for her and pulls her back, grabbing her boob...
Jordan tells Jeff to stop...Jeff starts to say "love, that was a..." they start giggling about Jordan's theory...Jordan stays leaning back on Jeff and starts kissing/biting his arm...Jeff giggles saying "oh Jordan, I rip on you all too much but it's funny"
Jordan shifts around a little and Jeff tells her to lay her head on his hip, perfect...they continue talking game...
HN room - JeJo & Rachel - banter & Jeff giving advice
8:52 - 9:04 PM
Jeff & Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...they're talking about Adam and his vote and then Rachel says that Lawon said he had a sugar daddy at home and Porsche said she had 3 Jeff heard that too...Jordan says "what? who says that?"...
Jeff asks if he has a "boogie?"...Jordan who is laying on Jeff's hip has the perfect viewpoint to see up his nose ...a lot of booger discussion here, what's it like, what he does with them, where it is, is it gone, it's gross, etc. which leads to trimming nose hairs discussion LOL Jeff and Jordan banter about that as usual...Jordan says she can see up his nostrils...Jeff says she has the smallest nose...Jordan kisses Jeff's hand
Jordan asks to be called to the DR first...Jeff says he hates goodbye messages, Rachel too...Jordan says when she did Brendon's, she said at the end in Rachel voice "we love you Brennon!"...Jeff doesn't respond so Jordan touches his face and asks him if he didn't think that was funny?...Jeff says yeah...Rachel asks Jeff what he said to Brendon?...Jeff says he said they'd take care of Rachel, he liked playing pool with him...they continue talking about goodbye messages...Jeff says that you see them in jury house...Rachel says she saw hers when she went home...palm trees...
Jeff asks Rachel "Rachel, why do you care so much what people think?"...Rachel says she doesn't know, why does she?...Jeff says "I don't know, you gotta drop those bags baby" Rachel says that's true...Jordan says she has to say this is the new & improved Rachel Reilly...Rachel says "it's Rachel 2.0 bitches"
Jeff says she gets so worked up about nothing...Rachel says "I do huh?"...Jeff says he's just trying to give her some advice, the more she cares, the more people care to take jabs at her, if she doesn't care then they'll never say it again but if it bothers her people will say those things right in her face, look at her dancing outside, she didn't care how she looked while she was dancing so why does she care what other things she does?...Jordan says it was so funny...
Jeff says "you gotta understand, no matter what, no matter who you are, Jordan's the sweetest girl I've ever met, there's people who don't like Jordan, it's just the way it is, it's just different people, you can't make everybody happy all the time, it's impossible, impossible, people don't like Mother Teresa, so you can't do it, if people hate you, oh well, you go your direction, I'll go mine...you can't worry about all that shit"...
Rachel says that is true...Jeff says to enjoy the good things...Rachel says she could be more like Jeff, she needs to take a lesson from his book...Jeff says she does or she's going to have a heart attack by the time she's 30...Jordan says she's doing better...Jeff says he's not picking on her...Rachel says she appreciates it, constructive criticism is always appreciated, she doesn't know why she cares so much...
Jeff says he cracks jokes on her because he likes her does she see him cracking jokes to Porsche? ever once?...Jordan explains that she used to get upset when Jeff would "yell" at her, it's just how he talks, he talks very loud, fast and direct, on the phone she'd start crying because she's not face to face with him but then he'd explain he's not yelling but telling her and then she was ok...Rachel says she's learning from Big Jeff...
Jordan says she's doing better than she thought she would...Jeff says that's why Rachel is so tired at the end of the day, it's so filled with stress...Jordan says she's been occupying her, working out, talking in the HN room...Rachel says it helps, as long as she doesn't stare at Brendon's pic on the memory wall, she'll be ok...Jordan says they're halfway there...they talk about how much longer they have to go...palm trees...speculation on weeks left, double eviction and the finale...Jeff wonders if they're still on lockdown...Rachel says she doesn't think so, she's going to check..
HN room - JeJo & Rachel - mock BB show/Jeff has no sisters
9:04 - 9:13 PM
Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are still chatting in the HN room...Rachel is about to go check if they're still on lockdown...Jordan asks if he's numb from her laying on him?...Jeff says no, he forgot she was even on him...Jordan adjusts and Jeff says it's fine as long as she stays down there, his stomach...Jordan says that sounded weird...Jeff says "yeah stay right there"...Jeff!
Jeff says his stomach went from empty to overload...giggles...Jeff says it's always a problem...Jordan says "oh love ♥ , I could sleep" Jeff yawns...
Jeff says "how come eating is so fun?"...Jordan says "cuz we're fatso's"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says that was fun, it was an hour but it felt like 20 minutes...they talk about asking if there was going to be a lockdown...Jordan sits up and says "cucaracha"
Rachel comes back in saying everyone is in the purple room, Shelly's in the hammock...Rachel asks where they are going?...Jeff says he's just putting on chapstick & drinking water RayChell...they have a little discussion about not flushing baby wipes down the toilet LOL
They talk about the food they got for the halfway party, it was good, pizza, pasta...Jeff says he loves day old pasta that you fry up, that's the best and he's going to slap Jordan in the face with a pepperoni......pizza
Jordan starts pretending she's the narrator for BB, she says "previously on Big Brother, Jeff and Jordan try to save Rachel..." etc
Rachel asks what people are seeing tonight?...before Jordan has a chance to say anything Jeff continues the narration..."Jeff and Jordan are trying to strengthen the alliance but Rachel's going cuckoo" LOL
Jordan adds "Jordan's trying to keep Rachel entertained so she stays away from other people"
Jeff says "Jeff fills Rachel's head with positive energy then she goes upstairs and goes in the DR for 2 hours and cries...in one ear and out the other...now it's time for Biiiig Brother!"
Jordan says "hi houseguests...Hi Julie!...hello Rachel, after a long week"...Jeff adds "after positive speech and Jeff wasting all of his energy on you, you seem to dismiss it about 10 seconds after he does it, why do you do that?" Rachel voice by Jeff "I dunno Julie...I just wanna say HI BRENNON!"...Jordan says "now Jeff let me turn to you...you seem to be a little impatient at times with Rachel" 😂
Jeff adds that Julie continues questioning Jeff on how his speeches don't seem to be taking...Jordan says "how do you feel about that Jeff?"...Jeff leaves that one alone but then says that Brendon didn't leave him with a Rachel "manual" so he's not sure how to handle the situation...
Rachel asks what should she say on her speech tomorrow?...Jeff says "tell them to suck it bitches"...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff asks if they are on live TV?...Jordan says no...they banter and Jeff pulls Jordan down with a scissor leg hold and tickles her mercilessly
He lets go and Jordan says Stop! she hates that because she can't do anything about it...Jeff says his brothers would tickle him until he would cry...Rachel says "what??"...Jeff says he'd feel like he was having a heart attack, you can't breathe, he felt like he was going to die, it's the worst ever, how about when they hold you down and spit on you?...Jordan & Rachel eww...Rachel says "your brother's did that?"...Jeff says being a little brother sucks but it makes you tough, then you go on to pick on your girlfriend later in life...
Jordan says that Rachel said "Jeff doesn't have any sisters does he?" and she said no...Jeff brings up what happened the other night saying "Rachel, where you going with that? you look like yammahamma...JEFFF!! you don't have any sisters do you? and then you leave and Jordan's like (slap!) what are you talking like that for? I was like, just cracking a joke, relax! everything is so fu**ing kooky in here"...
Rachel says "I'm glad I have Jordan" ☺️
They continue to mock narrate the BB show...Jeff says "what if they're like, you and Lawon have to battle it out in the yard, but first to see Brennon, you have to get through Lawon"...Rachel says he would be dead...Jeff adds that they have to have a dance-off LOL
HN room - JeJo & Rachel - chatter & Jedi drilling
9:13 - 9:24 PM
Jeff, Jordan & Rachel continue chatting in the HN room...Jordan has gotten up and is showing them how Rachel was walking around the BY before the veto comp...Rachel says she was so pumped...Jordan says Rachel looked like she was ready to kill somebody....Rachel says she was...Jordan sits back down...they continue talking a little game and then Jordan asks if they think that people will be rooting for them?...Jeff says "she says this every day"...Rachel says "do you?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what they're thinking, maybe they think we're huge losers, who knows?...
Jordan thinks that, everybody likes Dick so they're probably cheering for Dani to win...Jeff issure somebody likes them that's all that matters...Rachel says they like Dick but not Dani...Jordan says she didn't watch their season so she doesn't know what people thought...Rachel says PT and Brendon got loud yells (from the studio audience)...Jeff says "how loud do you think the yell would be for Vit Tan Don?" Jordan says "really loud"
Rachel asks if anyone has ever gotten booed?...Jeff says no, they wouldn't allow it, even if you were a dick, someone's gonna like you or someone's gonna hate you...in this game...Rachel says in life too...
Jordan says it made her mad that the 3 of them (K/D/P) drank the bottle of wine without sharing...Jeff and Rachel say they had 2 beers each...Jeff says Jordan should've asked for some...Jordan says it's more the principle of it...Jeff says exactly, that's why she should've asked...Jeff says he was happy with his beer, it was the party, everyone should have something...
Jordan wonders how that show Expedition Impossible is doing...Jeff wonders how Around the World is doing, he's curious...Jordan says she saw 1 episode before leaving for BB, it was like TAR but they do crazier stuff, it was good...Jordan asks how old Parvati is?...Jeff says he wants to says 26, 7, 8, something like that...Rachel wants to jedi drill since they're not on lockdown...they do for a long while...
HN room - Jeff teases Jordan
9:24 PM
Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are jedi drilling in the HN room...they're doing questions and answers about the veto comps...Jeff asks "who put their bricks vertical?" they giggle and Jordan says "Jordan!"
Jordan snuggles back into Jeff while Jeff asks "who built a house sideways"...Jeff goes to get up and says "hold on love ♥ I'll snuggle when I come back"...Rachel keeps asking questions…
Jeff comment by the hot tub
9:38 PM
Jordan and Rachel head outside to soak their feet in the hot tub...Jeff and Adam come out as well to have a smoke...Jordan has her bikini bottoms on so she's going to dip in without getting her top and hair wet, she gets in...Jeff makes a comment about Jordan over in the peanut gallery that is inaudible...Rachel giggles and Jordan sarcastically says “what? it looks funny? thanks”/sarcasm
JeJo hammock date
11:22 - 11:33 PM
Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with most of the HG's...Jordan, who has been in the DR doing goodbyes, walks outside...Jeff who is clearly bored, seems relieved to see her, he says "Johrdan"...he repeats "Johrdan, you wanna go lay down somewhere?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "you wanna go in the hammock?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says yay!...Kalia says "hammock date"...they head to the hammock...
Feeds go off of them until 11:24pm Cam 3/4
Jeff and Jordan watch Rachel who is doing her daily hello to Brendon via cam. The cameras turn to JeJo though Jordan tells Jeff that in the DR they asked her if there was anything that made her think of Rachel (she was in there filming goodbyes for her & Lawon)...Jordan says glitter, sequins, Rachel's dancing made her look like a stripper but they better not show that Jordan lets Jeff know she has her retainer in and she loves her jacket, it's comfy...they both have their hoods up...Jeff says it looks good on her...
Jordan says it feels good tonight, Jeff agrees and says "what if there was a little fire here?"...Jordan would love it...Jeff looks sleepy/relaxed...Jordan asks "so, what's up?"...Jeff says "zero"...Jordan asks if she missed anything?...Jeff nods no "same old, same old"...Jeff says he hasn't showered and he still has oil on him, he's such a dirtball...Jordan says he can shower tomorrow...Jeff says "f**k that cold shower"...Jordan says it's hard in the morning, she's already washed her hair now she can just rinse her body & shave her legs...
Jeff says it's so crisp (out)...Jordan says Porsche was already in bed...Jeff says "for awhile"...Jordan notices an ant in Jeff's hat...Jeff says it's ok, to leave it, there are ants everywhere...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan is too...they are both not too hungry...Jordan has dry mouth though, Jeff has it too and she wonders if it's from the garlic...they talk about the garlic bread being good for paninis and how the others were cooking a feast while they're HN's...some fart talk ensues LOL...
Jordan starts secret smiling and Jeff asks her what she's laughing at?...Jordan says nothing but keeps inner giggling...Jeff wants to know...Jordan says she's thinking about Rachel and how awkward she is, her dance moves...Jeff says she dances off the beat and demonstrates a little...Jordan says she just does it...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's hilarious...Jeff says it's the best...Jeff reiterates she doesn't care and that's what's funny, that she does care (about her image now)...Jordan says her dances moves were so funny...Jeff says it was fu**ing hilarious when they were all doing the eletric slide and Rachel was off step with the others...Jordan says she really is nice...Jeff says she is nice, she just needs to get over the other stuff...Jordan says the obsession and "other stuff"...Jeff says then she is funny...Jordan says she's sure outside the house if they went out with her & Brendon for drinks they'd be funny...Jeff says he'd go out with them...Jordan says Brendon would be funny, Jeff agrees saying he'd be hilarious...Jordan giggles about him saying "oh yeah, big booty" and his head shake...
Jordan talks a little about her DR goodbye to Rachel, it was "B" in there (Brandie?), she said thanks to Rachel for keeping her safe...palm trees...
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