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- Jeff and Jordan Celebrate 10th Anniversary
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- ‘Big Brother’ Showmances Through the Years: Where Are They Now?
By Us Weekly Staff August 30, 2023 It’s tough to win Big Brother without some sort of alliance — but it’s even more difficult if you’re one half of a showmance. However, that doesn’t stop competitors, time and time again, from pairing up while in the house. “The secret no one knows about Big Brother — I think it’s really a marriage show,” host Julie Chen Moonves said during Entertainment Tonight‘s Big Brother 25th Anniversary Special in July 2023. “We’ve had more successful marriages than The Bachelor because when you are locked away from society, you bond, and you get to see every side of that person.” Keep scrolling to see all the Big Brother showmances over the years and find out who’s still together (JEJO Section) Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd – Season 11 Status: Married Jeff and Jordan are one of the most beloved couples in Big Brother history. Jordan won their season while Jeff won America’s Favorite Houseguest. The two, who later returned for season 13 and competed on season 16 of The Amazing Race, are now married with two sons, Lawson and Layton. To Read the whole list click here: https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/big-brother-showmances-through-the-years/
- “Where is the outrage?”: Jeff Schroeder hailed online as he blasts Kim Kardashian and Hollywood...
ByBarsha Roy Modified Dec 02, 2022 08:22 GMT Jeff Schroeder slammed Hollywood stars over delayed response to Balenciaga scandal (Image via Getty Images) Daily Blast Live host Jeff Schroeder recently took to his show to strongly condemn the delay in calling out Balenciaga’s controversial ad campaign featuring children wearing suggestive BDSM and bondage outfits. While discussing whether stars should speak out against the brand or cut ties altogether, Schroeder blasted the lack of outrage in relation to the situation: “They should cut ties. Where is the outrage? I am gonna go off for a minute here because where is the outrage? It’s been a week and a half and now we are doing this story." He added: “I get it Thanksgiving was happening and all that but they tried to hide behind that right? Maybe this will make it through the new cycle. No its not okay.” Jeff Schroeder also referenced Adidas getting called out for not cutting ties with Kanye West within 48 hours of the latter’s anti-Semitic controversy. He argued that no one had a similar reaction to Balenciaga’s issue despite little children being involved in the scandal: “Adidas didn’t cut ties 48 hours after Kanye did his whole thing and they got lambasted for not speaking out against anti-Semitism. This is a week and a half and nobody seems to care that there’s little kids involved in this.” Speaking to his co-hosts, Jeff Schroeder mentioned that he is looking into the controversy as a father of two children and dubbed that situation as “disgusting and disturbing”: “I can’t speak for what it’s like to be a black man, I can’t speak for what it’s like to be a Jewish woman but I could of what it’s like to be a father of two young boys... Don’t tell me this slips through the cracks when you are getting a court case that features child p*rnography. It’s disgusting. It’s disturbing.” The TV personality also recalled how producer Mike Richards stepped down from hosting Jeopardy! after his past misogynistic comments came to light. He also questioned how Balenciaga’s scandal “slipped through the cracks”: “Jeopardy! flipped their whole production because one person said something but they wanted to be woke and do all that... 10, 20, 30, 40 years of going back to cancel people but this slips through the cracks? It’s outrageous.” Jeff Schroeder further claimed that the public as well as celebrities are not making enough efforts to hold the brand accountable and said: “That people aren’t outraged and skipping work with their posters and going to the courthouse or going to Balenciaga and stars aren’t wiping their Instagram and social media with all their Balenciaga gear is disgusting in itself.” He also called out the Hollywood stars for their response to the situation: “Don’t you tell me Hollywood how to live my life or you want me canceled or because you produce something. You’re gonna go wrong because Balenciaga pays you a million dollars, two million, five million.” The former Big Brother star also slammed Kim Kardashian for her delayed response and for saying she is “re-evaluating” her relationship with Balenciaga instead of ending her ties: “Kim Kardashian, shame on you. You’re a billionaire, you don’t need this company, they need you and for you to take a week and a half to come to a conclusion? Shame on you.” Jeff Schroeder: “Kim Kardashian, shame on you.” Jeff Schroeder’s reaction comes after Balenciaga addressed their controversy following a social media outrage and said that they were taking accountability for their actions. The brand also issued an apology and filed a $25M lawsuit against the production company that filmed the campaign. Netizens praises Jeff Schroeder over Balenciaga controversy response Twitter praises Jeff Schroeder over remarks on Balenciaga ad controversy (Image via Getty Images)Balenciaga continues to face severe online backlash over its recent controversial child ad campaign scandal. Last month, the brand launched its Gift Shop collection and featured it in the campaign. For the ads, children were seen holding plush bear purses with clothes and surrounding props, suggesting themes of BDSM and bondage. Another ad for the brand’s Spring 2023 Garde-Robe campaign also consisted of an image showing a printout of the 2008 “U.S. vs. Williams” Supreme Court ruling on child p*rnography laws. In the wake of the controversy, talk-show host Jeff Schroeder called out Hollywood stars and Balenciaga brand ambassador Kim Kardashian for their delayed response to the situation. As the former’s opinion went viral online, he was largely praised for his stance on the controversy: Source: https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/where-outrage-jeff-schroeder-hailed-online-blasts-kim-kardashian-hollywood-response-balenciaga-scandal
- ‘Big Brother’ stars Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd land new show
CNN — By Chloe Melas, CNN Published 12:54 PM EST, Tue March 9, 2021 “Big Brother” fan favorites Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd are back. The husband and wife duo, who met on season 11 of the hit show in 2009, were announced Tuesday as co-hosts of a new real estate television series, “This You Need To See.” It will feature top real estate agents around the country and tour their properties in cities like Chicago and Philadelphia. The best part is that the houses are currently on the market. The show, produced by Emmy Award winning producer Shane Farley and Alex Boylan, will air on CBS and then on Amazon Prime. “Jeff and I met and fell in love when we were locked up in the Big Brother house, so if there’s one thing we know … it’s houses,” Lloyd said in a statement to CNN. “But all kidding aside, we just moved into our new place and really enjoyed our home search. The chance to tour homes in cities across the country and to think we could potentially help a family like ours find their dream home really appealed to us both.” “Having worked with Jeff & Jordan in the past, I knew they would be the perfect pair to host this show,” Boylan also said in a statement to CNN. “They just bought their dream home and they know the feeling you get when you find the perfect place.” This is not the first show the couple have teamed up for aside from “Big Brother.” You may have also seen them on “Jeff & Jordan Do America,” “Reality Remix,” and “Survivor Live.” Their new show premieres April 17.
- Jordan's Q & A on Instagram
Do you guys want more kids? * My answer changes everyday!! Sometimes I want to try for a girl but then there's other days where I want to pull my hair out!! And happy with just 2 boys!! Not a question - Layton is such a copy of you and Lawson is so Jeff! They are too cute * We have one of each!! I miss you and Jeff on YouTube, please come back!! * I have been thinking about doing it again but making it more of a beauty blog and just talk about having kids/husband/life but keeping Jeff and the boys out of it (meaning not filming them) just me talking Can you describe your boy's personalities? * Layton is more laid back, happy, quiet. And Lawson is Jeff's personality!! Lawson is all Jeff! .. haha No question just saying your delay is all Jeff's fault ahha * I think your right!! Haha He has bashed the airline his show so much that were always delayed for life.. haha been sitting on the plane for over an hour now!! We live in AZ but CO always appeals to us..what would you say are pros and cons of CO? * I honestly don't have any cons about Colorado. Maybe real estate is crazy!! But besides that, I love the people & everything about Colorad. I would cry if we had to move again. Would u let ur boys be kid models btw beautiful fam * Probably not!! I wouldn't let them do reality tv either! I know that sounds crazy because I met Jeff on a reality show but people can be so mean Will you try to find a bigger place to live? * Yes!! Eventually. I can't wait. If Jeff show continues we will get a house but don't want to rush anything Do you prefer Santa Monica or Denver? * Denver!! Would you ever do another reality show? * I wouldn't do another reality game show but if Andy from Bravo wants to make a housewife's of Denver, call me! I'm in! Jeff wouldn't like it so much.. haha Have y'all thought about moving back to the South? * I will always love the south & consider myself a southern girl, but I have been gone so long now from NC that I'm happpy wherever we end up! I have started a life in Denver and very happy! One day, I would love to have a beach house in NC or SC... we will see Does Jeff hate flying even more now? Is that even possible? lol * Bahaha...he's so mad!! Just watch daily blast live when he gets back. I'm sure he will have something to say! Will you guys ever do the big wedding you were originally planning? * Probably not! We saved so much money getting married at the courthouse! I would rather have a house instead of a big wedding now Does Jeff work a lot of hours each week? Btw I think it's great you're a stay at home mom! * Yes. He's always working and not home much. One thing I love about him is how he makes time for our boys!! Even if it's just a little bit. He's a family man and I love that! that's why I married him! If a local say sees you at the mall how do you feel when someone says hello? * No one ever recognizes me! They recognize Jeff!! Ha Anyone that has ever came up to me has been so nice! Any more segments with you and Jeff for DBL? * That's not up to me! DBL is Jeffs thing & it's better when it's just him Would you ever do a BB Allstars? * No. I have no desire to go back and live in a house with other people and drama. I would rather sit on my couch from home and watch! Plus I'm not an Allstar. I was terrible Would you ever move back to Chicago? * No. No desire to live in Chicago. Too cold for me! The people are great though! How is potty training going with Lawson? Any tips? * A roller coaster!! Some days I feel like we're never going to get out of pull ups & other days he uses his little toilet all the time!! I wish I had some tips but I really don't because I feel like we're all over the place So you watch sports? Favorite sport? Favorite team? * I watch football with Jeff! I'm a panthers and Broncos fan! Who do you get to babysit for you? A nanny? * No Nanny's and no sitters! I do it all!! The boys go with me everywhere! And if I can't take them to an appointment then Jeff watches them on a Saturday when he's off! * Family flies in to watch them when we go out of town. That's why we cut loose when have a kid free weekend..haha Who's your favorite showmance to ever play on big brother USA and big brother Canada? * I have never seen Big Brother Canada. I love all the showmances! That house is crazy and when you find that special bond with someone that's amazing!! And I'm happy for everyone! Would you ever do Big Brother again? * No Any plans on another baby for you and Jeff? * As of now No. I think I would be overwhelmed. If it happened then it's meant to be Would you have a fourth child if you're next one isn't a girl? * No!! I couldn't handle 4. I get stressed with 2!! I told Jeff, if we had a 3rd, I know it would be a boy!! I already have a name!! Haha Do you ever watch your seasons of bb over again? * Never! It would be funny now to watch
- This Influencer Mom Now Tunes Out Haters and Trusts Her Gut
As a new mother, it’s easy to feel like every decision you make is scrutinized; by family, friends, even strangers you encounter. For Jordan Lloyd, winner of the 11th season of Big Brother, this has been especially true. Her public rise to fame on the 24/7 recorded show has put her in the spotlight as a fierce competitor, and most recently, a mom. She’s learned to tune out negativity on social media, turn to those she trusts for advice, and have faith in her own instincts as she navigates motherhood. Because she and her husband Jeff met, fell in love, and eventually even got engaged on the show, fans and followers have felt invested in their story from the start. While most have been supportive, some have felt compelled to offer unsolicited advice - even judgment. “People had opinions on EVERYTHING!” Jordan recalls, laughing. “From feeding choices to baby names!” On good days, she says, it’s easy to brush off, but in difficult moments those words had more impact than she’d like to admit. Thankfully, she was able to lean on family, especially her mom and sister, whom she called daily in the first months of motherhood, for the support and encouragement she really needed. Over time, Jordan has learned to trust her instincts as a mother. “It’s so easy to look at other moms on social media and feel like they’re doing so much better than you, like they have it all together,” she says. “I just try to be open and honest and real.” For her, this meant sharing her struggle with and treatment for postpartum depression as well as breastfeeding frustrations with her boys, Lawson who’s 2 ½, and 8 month old Layton. Though she longed to breastfeed them both, she says, her body could never quite produce what they needed. When she began supplementing with formula, there were plenty of critics who questioned her decisions - even her efforts as a mother. “It helped me open my eyes and say, ‘I’m not going to pay attention to anything else around me, I’m not listening to comments on social media. I’m going to ask my mom and my sister, because I know they love me and aren’t going to judge me for the choices that I make.” Her experience has taught her how important it is to be unequivocally supportive of other mothers. “All you’re trying to do is be the best parent ever and care for your child,” she says. “You don’t need [negative] comments coming from everywhere else.” And while it might be tempting to keep her life, especially the messy, unfiltered moments, more private, Jordan knows the power of using her platform to lift others up, even if it opens her up to criticism: “The biggest compliment for me is ‘You make me feel so normal and you make motherhood feel so real.’” Receiving negative comments about parenting decisions is something that many moms can relate to. Jordan’s story of leaning on her circle during those tough times is the final feature in a series from the Similac Promises Project, a campaign that aims to promote positivity over judgment, and lifts up other parents instead of tearing them down. In order to create this community of support, we want to hear from you. Tag a friend and make your promise of support and solidarity to other parents on social media using hashtag #PromisesProject. Share your own journey and let other parents know you see and support them, because it could be just what they need to hear.
- JeJo Expecting Baby No. 2 - People.com
Big Brother Alums Jeff Schroeder and Wife Jordan Lloyd Expecting Second Child Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd’s son is about to join the big brother club! The former two-time Big Brother contestants announced they are expecting their second child in September. “We’re having a baby but we don’t know what we’re having yet. Baby No. 2 is on its way!” Schroeder, 39, confirmed on his show Daily Blast Live on Friday. The couple is already parents to 17-month-old son Lawson Keith, who adorably shared his older sibling status on a shirt that read: “Soon to be big brother.” Lloyd also shared on Instagram that she is currently 16 weeks along in her pregnancy. “So happy I can finally say something!!” she wrote.
- ‘Big Brother’ Stars Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd Are Expecting Baby No. 2
Access Online March 24, 2018 Jeff, who is a host of the show, shared a pic of the soon-to-be family of four on set post-reveal. “Baby #2 on the way! 🤰👶🏼 👶🏼 Love you @bbjordanlloyd & Lawson & ?,” he captioned the photo in part. The "Big Brother" family is growing by one! Reality couple Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd announced that they're expecting their second child on Friday. Jordan – who is 16 weeks pregnant – shared an Instagram video of their big reveal, which took place on the set of Daily Blast Live. In the video, Jeff and Jordan held their 1-year-old son Lawson in the air, revealing the words on his shirt: "Soon to be a big brother." "So happy I can finally say something!! Baby number 2 will be here in September," the mama, who showed off her growing bump in a black-and-white striped dress, wrote in part. On the drive home, Jordan shared her elation about the big moment on Instagram Stories. “It’s so nice to be able to say I am pregnant! I have almost slipped, like, a bunch of times,” she shared. Jeff and Jordan first fell in love on the eleventh season of the reality competition, which Jordan won. The pair came back two summers later to compete on Season 13, where they came in seventh and fourth place, respectively. Jeff later proposed to Jordan on the show’s backyard set during a surprise visit in Season 16. The two tied the knot in 2016 and welcomed Lawson later that year. Read more at: https://www.accessonline.com/articles/big-brother-stars-jeff-schroeder-jordan-lloyd-are-expecting-baby-no-2/
- Press Release - Jeff co-host of New Daily Talk Show Daily Blast Live
7/20/17 TEGNA Announces Host Lineup, Fall Premiere Date for “Daily Blast LIVE” Hosts bring a diversity of backgrounds in television, media, fitness, sports and comedy McLEAN, VA – TEGNA Inc. (NYSE: TGNA) today announced the host lineup and fall premiere date for “Daily Blast LIVE” (DBL), a new 30-minute daytime news and entertainment show and multi-platform brand. DBL will debut on Monday, September 11 across 36 TEGNA markets and can be seen LIVE nationally on Facebook and YouTube. DBL features well-known names from television, fitness, sports and comedy including veterans of notable shows like “Dr. Drew,” “The Biggest Loser,” “Big Brother,” and “Growing Pains.” DBL’s host team will share their expertise, unpredictable opinions and distinctive points of view on the day’s news, daily trending topics and viral, shareable content generating buzz at that very moment. The hosts include: Erica Cobb: a seasoned correspondent and football fanatic who has been heard on radio stations spanning the Chicago, Denver and Sacramento areas, Cobb has also appeared as a football pre-game correspondent for several television stations, including Denver’s TEGNA-owned NBC affiliate, 9NEWS (KUSA). Follow on Twitter @EricaCobbMedia Tracey Gold: the actress who started her on-screen career at the early age of 4 and later landed the role of Carol Seaver in the popular 1980’s sitcom “Growing Pains.” Follow on Twitter @TheTraceyGold Al Jackson: the stand-up comedian, writer and TV/radio personality is widely known for his “Comedy Central Presents: Al Jackson” special and hosting role on BBC’s “Officially Amazing” series. Follow on Twitter @aljackson Sam Schacher: a broadcast journalist who previously appeared on CNN, was a co-host on HLN’s “Dr. Drew” and contributed to the Huffington Post. She has also hosted and produced the popular internet show, Pop Trigger, since 2012. Follow on Twitter @SamSchacher Jeff Schroeder: the reality TV veteran who has appeared on “Big Brother,” “Amazing Race” and “Marriage Boot Camp.” He conducts the post-interviews online for “Big Brother,” the show where he met his wife. Follow on Twitter @jeffschroeder23 Ebony Steele: a comedienne, serial entrepreneur and former co-host of “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” who is highly recognized from FOX’s “Dish Nation.” She has been named one of Radio Facts’ Top 30 Women in Media. Follow on Twitter @EbonySteele Tory Shulman: a stand-up comic and UCB Improviser who is the Pop Culture Correspondent at FOX LA and the co-host on “Sam in the Morning,” airing on LA Talk Radio. She’s also been an on-air host for ReelzChannel. Follow on Twitter @iamtoryshulman Jen Widerstrom: a fitness expert, life coach, best-selling author and cover model who was the undefeated trainer on “The Biggest Loser” and currently serves on the advisory board for SHAPE Magazine. Follow on Twitter @JenWiderstrom “We’re incredibly excited and fortunate to have such a variety of talented hosts comprise our robust on-air team for DBL,” said Bob Sullivan, senior vice president, programming, TEGNA. “We purposely tapped personalities from a cross-section of backgrounds and disciplines to bring their distinctive voices, personalities and points of view to DBL. We’re confident that audiences across the country will want to engage with them, live, around the day’s news and trending topics.” DBL’s 360-degree, multi-platform brand will bring the latest trending stories to viewers 24/7 with broadcast and digital teams delivering a fun, entertaining and exciting half hour to viewers. Seven LIVE, half-hour feeds will be produced per day (Monday through Friday) and be LIVE in nearly every market and time zone in which it airs. DBL will also be streamed LIVE Monday through Friday on the DBL Facebook page from 2-3 p.m. ET and 7-7:30 p.m. ET as well as on YouTube LIVE from 3-5 p.m. ET. DBL’s first-of-its-kind, innovative format will enable viewers across the country to participate in the show’s conversation, LIVE, in real-time, by sharing their reactions and opinions on stories, voting on content and submitting videos and other content that may appear on the show. “Daily Blast LIVE” will be produced out of KUSA in Denver and air in 36 TEGNA markets across the country. Follow DBL on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube and Snapchat by searching @DailyBlastLIVE or go to dailyblastlive.com. About TEGNA TEGNA Inc. (NYSE: TGNA) is an innovative media company that serves the greater good of our communities. With 46 stations in 38 markets, TEGNA delivers relevant content and information to consumers across platforms. It is the largest owner of top 4 affiliates in the top 25 markets, reaching approximately one-third of all television households nationwide. Each month, TEGNA reaches 50 million adults on-air and 32 million across its digital platforms. TEGNA has been consistently honored with the industry’s top awards, including Edward R. Murrow, George Polk, Alfred I. DuPont and Emmy Awards. TEGNA delivers results for advertisers through unparalleled and innovative solutions including OTT local advertising network Premion, centralized marketing resource Hatch, and G/O Digital, a one-stop shop for local businesses to connect with consumers through digital marketing. Across platforms, TEGNA tells empowering stories, conducts impactful investigations and delivers innovative marketing solutions. For more information, visit www.TEGNA.com. For media inquiries, contact: Steve Kidera Manager, Corporate Communications 703-873-6434 skidera@TEGNA.com For investor inquiries, contact: Jeffrey Heinz Vice President, Investor Relations 703-873-6917 jheinz@TEGNA.com
- Jeff Schroeder, Jordan Lloyd Open Up About Baby Lawson, Sleepless Nights & Their Parenting Instincts
US Weekly By Cara Sprunk November 28, 2016 Jeff Schroeder, Jordan Lloyd Open Up About Baby Lawson, Sleepless Nights and Their Parenting Instincts Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd are opening up in an exclusive interview with Us Weekly about their first few weeks as parents to Lawson Keith, who they welcomed October 13. As with a lot of new parents, the biggest adjustment for the Big Brother stars has been getting used to a newborn’s sleep schedule. “Jeff and I take shifts,” Lloyd, 30, explains. “Normally I go to bed early and then I’ll wake up at like 3 or 4 and then he goes to sleep and I take over. It’s getting better, though. He used to wake every two hours, on the dot. That kind of puts you on edge a little bit, losing sleep and things like that, but you’ve got to understand he’s just a little baby and he’s crying because he’s trying to tell you that he’s hungry or he needs his diaper changed. So you kind of have to be patient, and patience isn’t one of my best things throughout life.” Although Lloyd says “he cries all the time,” she is mostly unbothered by little Lawson’s wails. “You’re like, ‘Oh my gosh, I’m so tired.’ And then he’ll smile at you and you’re just like, ‘Aw, OK,’” she says. After six weeks with their bundle of joy, Lloyd and Schroeder are figuring out what makes their infant happy, and perhaps more important, unhappy. “He doesn’t like a wet diaper! But he doesn’t mind if he sits longer in a poopy diaper,” Lloyd explains. Adds Schroeder, 38: “He likes to be clean! And he wants to be close to you at all times, which, I don’t know if that’s going to be a good thing growing up, but right now that’s how he is.” As far as likes go, the new parents agree that their son — who Lloyd says “looks like Jeff, I wanted him to look like Jeff!” — enjoys being outside for walks. While Lloyd admits to some “anxiety” about bringing a newborn home, the couple say that their parental instincts did kick in right away. “We were in the hospital for four days. You stay in the same room for four days and the nurse will be like, ‘I’m going to take him to go get a bath.’ And you’re like, ‘Well I’ll go with you, where are you taking him?’ And you have this, like, natural protective instinct even though you’re in a hospital and it’s all locked down and you’re like, ‘I better go with you to do that.’ It’s just a weird thing, like a protective animal or something,” Schroeder explains. “When Jeff and I went out our first night, like at dinner, we ended up just talking about Lawson,” Lloyd recalls. “And then after we had a few drinks, it was just like, ‘We need to get back home.’ The whole time we were like, ‘I feel bad for being out, I need to be home with him.’ And then you feel better when you see him and you’re home.” Schroeder and Lloyd, who have been together since 2009, found out they were expecting in late February, in the midst of wedding planning. At the time, Lloyd told Us the news threw them “through a loop.” The two were married in a courthouse ceremony in Beverly Hills March 15, 2016. For more on the couple, check out their YouTube channel, Jeff & Jordan TV, which has new episodes every Wednesday. Source: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jeff-schroeder-and-jordan-lloyd-open-up-about-baby-lawson-w452328
- Day 55 of BB13 Feeds
August 31 How life changes/Jeff the reality star/the proposal 4:10 - 4:15 PM Jordan and Rachel are walking laps around the BY...Shelly is sitting on the couch...Adam is on the hammock...Rachel says that your life can change so much in a year...Jordan says yeah...Rachel says a year and a half ago before the show, she was not engaged, living and working in Vegas, in school and doing a lot of other stuff and now living in LA, engaged and on the show again, isn't it crazy?... Jordan says yeah, it is weird, 2 or 2.5 years ago, she was working 3 jobs, was getting into trouble and was basically going down the wrong path...Rachel says her too...Jordan says then she got it together...Rachel says now she is dating Jeff, has a great job, owns a home, is doing this again...Jordan says the home she bought was for her mom & brother (umm)...Rachel says "yeah but still"...Jordan starts to say something about that but says she doesn't want to say it on tv, she'll say it after... Adam says "you're dating a reality star"...Rachel says "yeah! yeah you are"...Jordan says "me?"...Rachel says "yeah, Jeff"...Jordan says "oh my God people...reality stars are the Kardashians"...Rachel says "Jeff is a CBS reality star"...Jordan says "no he's not!"...(yeah he kinda is)...Adam says "dude! he's been on 4 shows in 2 years"...Jordan says "he is not a reality star"...Adam says he was on BB, TAR, ATWFF, BB, 4 shows in 2 years and after this he's going to get his own cooking show...Jordan says "ohh, I hope he does"...Adam says "The Angry Chef" I LOVE IT!...they laugh... Jordan says "that'd be good for me, maybe he might step up the process a little bit more" ZING! love it! Jordan adds "I'm just kidding (sure you are ) he'd get so mad if I said that"...Rachel says "ohh! Jor-DAN, you are so not kidding, you can say it, he's not even here"...Jordan says Jeff would be like shhhh...Shelly asks if they ever look at rings?...Jordan says no but her and her mom have on the internet...Shelly says they never looked, he just showed up...Jordan says maybe, he told her that if he proposed, whoever he does propose to ( YOU! ) that it would be unexpected, they would have no clue... Rachel says maybe he'll propose on finale night?...Jordan says nooo, she wants it to be private IF he did (WRONG! LOL) Rachel says maybe he can propose on finale night then her and Brendon can get married in the BY...Jordan says "in trash bags" LOL...Rachel says no, a real wedding, Jeff can propose and then they can have a BY wedding for them...they start talking about reality wedding shows… JeJo site is so nice/jorchel 4:17 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting while doing laps of the BY...Rachel says she's glad she got to come back to BB plus she would've have never met JeJo ::giggle giggle:: Jordan says "omg Rachel! you can just say Jeff and Jordan" Rachel says who would've have known that Brenchel and JeJo would be BFF?...giggle giggle...she bets all the Brenchel and JeJo fans knew it (umm, not really LOL) Jordan says "that JeJo site, they're so nice...they're like really good to us, like really, really nice....they always on Twitter send me like inspiring stuff” Rachel says she hopes Brenchel and JeJo fans are still cheering for Jorchel Jordan tries to tell Shelly about their joint DR but Rachel shushes her saying they're not supposed to talk about it...Jordan says she'll have to watch the show and see...Jordan says compared to Rachel, Jordan looks like she has no personality with Rachel saying "no one comes between me and my woman" LOL Rachel says that she should have said no one comes between my and my BFF "Jorchel" they continue talking about their up and down relationship and the name Jorchel... interesting side note - Shelly is watching them do laps from the couch area and is just glaring at them...the disgust and disbelief is written all over her face...I think it was killing her to see Jordan being so close to Rachel and at one point Shelly mumbled under her breath that Rachel was crazy Love it! Don’t break this little girl's heart 5:53 PM Jordan and Adam are talking outside...Adam on the hammock, Jordan sitting nearby...they are talking game...Jordan asks Adam to promise him on Farah that if need be he will use the veto to evict Porsche...Adam promises and says that when Jeff told him "don't break this little girl's heart"...Jordan smiles and says "what did he say?"... Adam giggles...Jordan says "what did he say? tell me what he said"...Adam laughs not wanting to say...Jordan says "Cruddy...tell me what he said for real"...Adam whispers "don't break this little girl's heart"...Jordan says yeah and I'm telling you...Rachel arrives and asks if they want a snack? and they continue talking... Jeff grabbed Jordan’s butt/Jordan misses Jeff 8:01 PM Jordan, Adam & Kalia are outside, Jordan is getting in the hot tub, Adam is having a smoke, Kalia is laying down on the couches...Jordan says to Adam "after tomorrow, 14 days left!14 days and you can see Farah, how excited are you?"...Adam says "omg, I just want to hug her, squeeze her, kiss her, lick her face" Apparently Adam licks Farah LOL Rachel comes out and asks who he's talking about? Farah?...Adam says yeah...Rachel says she hates when guys lick her...Adam says he doesn't know why but with his other girlfriends he didn't do that but for some reason with her he likes to lick her...Kalia tells some story about an ex-bf doing something with his tongue (I mute her ) Adam says he can't wait to grab her ass, a little slap and tickle, no it's been 61 days...Jordan says they know what Adam wants to do, he's going to want to skip the party...Kalia starts asking Adam what a slap and tickle is and then Rachel says to Jordan "I can't wait to see Brendon"... (of course LOL) Jordan wonders if her mom is coming to the finale...Rachel says she's sure they'll ask...Jordan says they never asked her... Kalia says it's like when Jeff grabs Jordan's butt, it's always like uhhhhhh (he gets into it)...Jordan says "yeah he does!"...Rachel asks if Brendon grabbed her butt? Kalia says no, Jordan nods no...Jordan says they're more "on each other"...Kalia says they're more "lovey-dovey" but JeJo would never really do anything but Jeff would just walk by Jordan and uhhhhh (she makes a grabbing motion with her hands), it looked like it hurt, she was like ow! Jordan run!...Adam says to not to get too excited, Jeff grabbed his ass too Jordan says in a low voice "I miss Jeff" 😒 Jordan won’t do it in jury? Hmmm 8:27 - 8:41 PM Jordan, Rachel & Kalia are talking outside on the couches in the BY...they are talking about friends and boyfriends...Kalia talks about Derek and how she wasn't looking for a boyfriend but she knew early on he wasn't just going to be "another guy"...Rachel asks how long she's known him?...Kalia says she met him in April, right before his bday, they hung out all of April & May and Memorial day weekend was when things got more, she met his dad...palm trees until just after the 8:30pm mark... Rachel is saying she fell for Brendon after 10 days because Jordan says "after 10 days!? Rachel! be honest"...Kalia asks was Rachel thinking she really loved him or she could see herself with him?...Jordan says "not in 10 days, you don't know the guy in 10 days"...Rachel says when she was on the show they said "I love you" and they were still on the show...Jordan can't believe it LOL she says "whaaatt?"...Rachel says yeah, by the end of the show they each told each other they were the loves of their lives...Jordan says "oh my goodness"... Rachel says once they got in jury they really, really fell in love...Kalia says because BB was all gone, so maybe when they were in the house, they knew it was special but when they got to jury they fell in love...Rachel says she started to fall in love with him in the house but then you have all the extra pressure and everything but once they were in jury and it was just them for 2 weeks she was like "I'm so in love with you"... Jordan says "did y'all do it in sequester?"...(no...Jordan they did it in the BB house before that in their season )...Rachel nods yes...Kalia says she would assume so since the cameras are gone...Jordan says "all the time?"...Rachel says "in jury or prequester?"...Jordan says "in jury"...Rachel says "yeah!"...Jordan says "God...were you doing it like all the time"...Rachel says "the week before here or in jury?"...Jordan says "no in jury"...Rachel says yeah...Jordan says "if I'm in jury and I have to listen to that, I want the room across"... Rachel and Kalia both say whatever, her and Jeff would be doing it in jury...Jordan says "I don't know" (yeah right! 😉)...Rachel says "she's such a liar" (ding! ding! LOL)...Kalia says you're just in a bedroom, in a house...Jordan says "that's weird"...Rachel says "that's not weird at all"...Jordan says "y'all I'm weird"... Kalia says she knows she is but she's guaranteeing her there's no way, there's no way! (ding! ding!) and there's no way Jeff is going to be like "ok" (DING! DING! DING!)...Jordan giggles...Kalia says there would be no excuse of no cameras...Jordan continues denying saying "I don't know"... Rachel says they wouldn't do it 24/7...Kalia says "but you'd get one out of the way" Rachel says yeah...Jordan says "oh my God, y'all"...Kalia says she's just saying...Rachel says "you totally would"...Kalia says she probably would...Jordan says she's very modest (or crazy! LOL )...Rachel says it has nothing to do with modesty...Kalia says there's no cameras, nothing there, if she wants they could hide under the blankets, a pillow, put a sock in her mouth...Rachel says she's not going to come knocking on her door wanting to hang out LOL Shelly has come outside and Jordan asks her if Tony was in jury and Shelly got there would she do it in jury?...Shelly says "no cameras right?"...they say no...she says "yes" HAHA!...Jordan says "you would? what?" (oh come on Jordan! you're being ridiculous now)...Shelly says it's like you're in your own room in your own house...Kalia says or like in a hotel on vacation or in a bed & breakfast...Shelly says "that's a very firm yes"...Kalia agrees...Rachel asks "why wouldn't you?"...Shelly says no one would even hear you...Kalia says no one would know...Jordan says "I don't know"...Kalia says people would assume they are... Shelly asks "when you're at your house?"...Jordan (unbelievably embarrassed for what reason I have no idea geez LOL) says "oh my God, y'all I can't talk about it"...Shelly says "it's the same thing!"...Kalia says they know they have been...Shelly says the only place they don't is at their parent's house, forget it...they debate doing it at your parent's house LOL... Jordan then says they never did it when they were on the Amazing Race jury house...Rachel asks why?...Jordan says because there were other people there...Rachel says there's other people everywhere all the time...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just felt disrespectful, weird...the others still can't believe it...Rachel says what if they were on a cruise together?...Jordan says "on a cruise? I can't talk about this out loud, of course if I was on a vacation or something, I don't know, I can't talk about this"...Rachel says "whyyyyy?"...Jordan says because a million people are listening...Rachel says everyone knows, it's not a big secret...Jordan says they can use their imagination... Rachel says ok, if they were married and went on TAR and were in the jury house would she?...Jordan says she doesn't know, who knows...they STILL can't believe what Jordan is saying and neither can I! Jordan says she knows she wouldn't want to hear someone else...Rachel says go downstairs then and asks Kalia if she would be offended?...Kalia says she would just be eeeee!...Jordan says she would be grossed out... Jordan tells a story about when her and Jeff were staying at the Roosevelt and they went to bed very late, got woken up early by a couple having sex in the next room, they were loud and Jordan was so mad that they had woken her up, she just gets grossed out by that...Shelly then tells a story about a similar thing, she was pissed and it wouldn't stop, a bunch of people called the front desk, the door opened and there was a 60 yr old guy with 4 girls in there the noise never stopped. It was embarrassing...they continue debating if having sex in the next room is cool or not and then Jordan again reiterates it's awkward and that she heard a couple of friends and it was ewww.... Jordan story - Jeff’s Ma’s town & meeting Jeff’s family 11:39 PM Jordan is in the hot tub talking to Shelly who is sitting on the couch...they are talking being Shelly being Catholic, what mass is like and what the religion entails...Jordan says that when she saw where Jeff's mom grew up, so cool, it was like something out of a movie, she's from Italy...Shelly says oh my God...Jordan says she's from a really small town that she thinks is called La Spezzia, like something out of a movie with the women shaking their clothes out the windows and the hills and the buildings are this close, everybody has small cars, there was an old Catholic church, the door was open and anybody could go in there, there were benches where you could kneel down, when they were around there and Jeff was filming, service was about to start because more people were starting to go in there, you can walk everywhere, older ladies wear those aprons and their socks up and the shoes, it's so cool, just like something out of a movie... Shelly says so Jeff's mom is right from Italy...Jordan says yeah, she came on a boat...Shelly asks if she has an accent?...Jordan says no, she thinks Jeff's grandmother (did) who died a year before their season, Jeff was close to her and talks about her a lot, she spoke only Italian so Jeff's mom would speak to her in Italian... Jordan says when she met all of Jeff's family at Jeff's brother's house it was a BIG family and everybody was so nice and there were a lot of them...Shelly asks if she was nervous...Jordan says "omg yes! cuz you don't know what to say" they're asking you questions and you're nervous, not knowing what to say, it's not like you're just meeting 5 people at one time, there were probably more than 30 people there...Shelly says omgosh!...Jordan says it was like a big family reunion type thing...Shelly asks if that was the time she wasn't feeling well?...Jordan says yes, she looked like poo, she whispers that she had diarrhea all day it was just gross but everybody was super nice... Shelly says you can tell Jeff comes from a lovely family and you just have to pay attention to how he treats his mom because that is the truth...Jordan says everybody says that...Shelly says it's so true, how they treat their mom is how they treat you...Jordan asks why that is?...Shelly thinks it's just because they learn how to treat a woman by how they treat their mom, she thinks there's a lot of truth in that... Jordan grew up on BB11 11:58 PM Jordan is in the candy room getting ready for bed...Kalia joins her...Kalia asks Jordan if she feels different or the same at the end as before?...Jordan misses what the question means and instead answers how she's different from the beginning of the show to the end... Jordan says definitely different, she grew up...Kalia asks how old she was then?...Jordan says she was 22, she was working 3 jobs, the plan was to try to buy a house, she was getting in trouble at home doing that whole thing, she came there, her mom and everybody said the best thing that could have happened to her, was to go away because she was getting caught up in stupid stuff, she definitely matured, her sister's boyfriend even said she grew up, she needed it, maybe she'll go back and be different this time, you don't think it, you don't realize it until she got back home, for her it was little things that bothered her before that she was immature about didn't bother her as much as before, she thought different, just kind of grew up, even people she hung out with before seemed different, she still talks to them but it wasn't the same...
- Day 49 of BB11 Feeds
August 27 Smelly issues 12am Jeff & Jordan continue their conversation about Michele and her smelly blanket she slept in this morning...Jordan laughs at how Jeff is telling the story...Jeff says "I'm not taking smelly's blanket...in fact, throw that thing off the bed". Jordan says Michele didn't take a shower today, did she?...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan sees Michele coming up to the HOH and says "here she comes", she holds Jeff's arm and laughs. Jeff says "she had to of"...Jordan doesn't think she did, she doesn't remember watching her...Jeff smacks his hand on the bed and says "I don't wanna keep quiet all night"...Jeff says it was almost better when she was Russell's friend, he says to give smelly her blanket, he will take the good one, he says it's grossie. Jeff says he almost wants to take a shower but he just took one, it relaxes him at night....Jordan says she knows she doesn't stink because she just took a bubble bath...Jeff says he can smell her ass from where he is. 😜 Jordan is agape LOL she says "shut up". Jeff says maybe Michele went to wash up...Jordan says she smells like her lotion...Jeff smells her, he agrees...Jeff says he should just put on cologne, his friends call it a European shower, when they smell and put cologne on...he repeats it...he asks her if she gets it?...she cutely says "yes, I do"...Jeff says he had to say it twice and he still didn't get a laugh...Jordan says her hair probably stinks but she wants to wash it tomorrow for live show. Jeff’s final night as HOH - Michele decides to sleep up there… 12:02-12:13am Jordan & Jeff talk a little game 🤯 Jordan is so worried she's going home next week...Jeff honestly thinks they're targeting Michele and vice versa but what if Russell got in their heads...Jordan says that's what she's saying...Jeff says it doesn't matter who the f**k wins...Jordan doesn't trust Natalie and Kevin fully...Jeff says lets hope Michele wins and if she doesn't feel safe then for Jordan to win & then they're 100% safe, they don't have to worry about shit and he's still playing the next week... Jordan wants Michele to win it so they can play for HOH...Jeff says they can stick a dagger in her back...they laugh...Jeff farts. Jordan says uhh, it was a wet one...Jeff says nah, he would take a shower then...Jordan says it sounded wet...Jeff says nah, it was a full stomach one, it was just bouncing around off the quesadillas and then it stuck out...Jordan says she never smells his farts (now that's true love! LOL)...Jeff farts again 😲 ...Jordan says "oh my goodness!"...they laugh...Jeff says it's almost better he farts in front of her rather than when he's by himself, then he's embarrassed and looks like a dork, he's a dirtball. They go over numbers of bottles, cylinders, items in the house...they realize they didn't go over dates and Jeff says he wishes Michele wasn't coming up there...Jordan asks Michelle from the DR to tell Michele that she can't spend the night up there...feeds cut out LOL... When they return, Jordan tells Jeff that she feels like now sometimes Jeff gets really aggravated with her, that now he feels like he is on his own now...Jeff says "oh Jordan stop!"...Jordan twirls her hair LOL...Jordan says "I dunno, I just think that sometimes"...Jeff says for her to stop thinking whatever she's thinking, she worries enough, she doesn't need to worry about him, he's solid...Jeff says "ok?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jeff says for her to come up with something solid to save this team and lead them to victory and she needs to thinking more positive, for real, they have 3 weeks left...Jeff says it's crazy right?...Jordan says it's very crazy...Jeff says if they make it past next week, they're good, he will be excited...Jordan says she can't honestly picture them being in the jury house...they notice Michele coming up ..Jordan groans "God!"...Jeff says "it hurts, we lost". They tell Michele to take the (smelly) blanket and Jordan smiles to herself...Michele settles into the round chair...Jordan reaches for Jeff's arm...Jeff says he likes to watch the spy screen, he likes to watch Jordan go by...Michele says to watch that ass go by?...Jeff says yeah, booyah...Jordan says Jeff likes her booty, she's just kidding...Jeff says "I do"...Michele says "you guys"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says Jordan owes him a back scratch...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you forgot...she says she didn't...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm and then blows farts on his chest LOL Jeff laughs and says it tickles...Jordan keeps going...Jeff says "look how this looks for that camera" Jordan tells him to put his knee down and she keeps going...Jeff laughs and tells her to move her head up and down and then he lifts his knee up again and points out how it looks. Jeff says that is the closest to some action he has gotten. LOL Jordan says the audio doesn't match up though...Jeff says they can put any audio they like with it. Jeff’s final night as HOH - J&J DR revelations 12:14-12:30am Jordan returns from using the bathroom and sits in bed...Jeff touches Jordan to signal to her that Michele is sleeping in that weird position...they both laugh to themselves and Jordan asks Michele how she sleeps like that...Michele says she's flexible...Jordan mutters she is crazy LOL Jordan grabs her water and tells Jeff that she was re-enacting him tonight...Jeff says oh God, like what?...Jordan says it was in a good way...Jordan starts showing Jeff how she mimicked him, doing the hand signal, it's over, you're done, you're outta here...Jeff seems excited about it 😀...he says which ones?...Jordan touches Jeff and says "hey guys I'm making some toona, anybody want some"...Jeff smiles...Jordan continues... ...she says the "we lost, it hurts" saying but she doesn't remember if she left one part out LOL Jordan says Jeff always has to use his hand like this (does the hand signal) and he says "it's over, I'm done"...Jeff bursts out laughing...Jeff says it's pretty good...Jordan says she doesn't bash him...Jeff tries to recall the saying "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" but he can't LOL Michele says he should know because he's all about the analogies...Jeff says he's the analogy master but he's been slacking because his mind is clouded with hate, he's been drinking the winekins. Jordan asks if he has been saying anything bad about her?...Jordan says "are you going to intimidate me?"...she realizes she said it wrong...Jeff says "do I intimidate you? does she intimidate you?" (imitating Jessie LOL)...Jeff says Jordan should have said "he gawn"...she missed it...Jeff says you missed that one? what did she say two sentences?...Jordan was trying to mock him...Jeff says she missed all the good ones, if she's going to make fun of him at least do it right, you lost...Jordan says "God! she can't do anything right with you now...God! Jeff"...Jeff grabs her head with his legs and pins her down...they banter a bit more... Jordan asks if he mocks her?...Jeff says he no, not really, he does sometimes but mostly just makes fun of her...they laugh...Jordan wants him to tell her how he makes fun of her... Jeff just says "you're cute"🥰 Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and says "and you want to drown me?"...Jordan says she should have said that one too...Jeff says she forgot all of them...Jordan mentions that she cried in the DR, she was a crybaby...they start talking about some criers from past seasons, mostly Amber from BB8 and her Top Model skit. They talk about crying in the DR, crying in the house...Jeff admits he almost cried when he read his letter...Jordan says that Jeff said if it was longer, he would have...Jeff says his letter was only a sentence long, what was up with that letter?...Jeff starts describing how his Ma is and how she would get all nervous writing the letter, omg what do I write? and she probably called his aunt 50 times, they talked on the phone, emailed each other, went over what to write, she would leave in BB because that is the show and football because he played it and that's it ...he says his mom & aunt love to gossip, they must talk about the show after every episode. They go back to talking about the Jeff/Russell fight...Jeff says he's a dork...Jordan says she used that in the DR too, how Jeff says that when he is mad...Jeff says she ripped him one in there....Jeff says that's alright, she got ripped on with the tangerine or the nectarine...Jordan asks him what did you say bad?...Jeff pats her face and says "nothing, you're cute"🥰 Jeff says "I said Jordan doesn't have to know the difference between a peach or a nectarine or an avocado or an artichoke...I love her just the same...she's cute" ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jordan awwws, you said that?...Jeff says he did...Jordan gets tongue tied instead of saying that that was a nice thing to say...says she knows the difference between them but mixes them up...Michele starts babbling about fruits...Jordan lays down next to Jeff...Jeff tells Jordan to not even say anything more about the fruit, it's all edited and done, it's over...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and starts rubbing...Jeff gets up to take his whitestrips off... Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan feels better and flirty 12:31-12:50am Jeff says the stress and the smoking is going to take 5 years off his life...he says he needs to relax...he laughs and says he knows what would help him...it would have helped a long time ago...he says "Jordan"...Jordan as usual isn't paying attention LOL Jeff returns to bed and asks if he should take off his mic, are they going to crack jokes?...they seem to all want to settle to sleep, they sort of say goodnight...Jordan though starts talking about Russell and the differences in his personality...Jeff says he doesn't know who he is...Jeff says he has an identity crisis, he's insecure. Jeff gets up again...Jordan calls out to him and says she remembers another word from her DR..."delicious"...she says how Jeff says it...Jeff says yeah...Jordan thinks how he says delicious is eww, gross...Jeff imitates Jordan ragging on him for saying delicious...Jordan laughs...Jeff gets back in bed and says that he hasn't even said "crunk" in forever...Jordan re-iterates her point that she was saying the stuff Jeff says is cute, she says it in a flirty way...Jeff says why she didn't remember "we lost, it hurts"... Jeff laughs thinking about it and says "you said "we lost" though?"...Jordan says she said something like that...she got flustered...Jeff says if she had said that his buddies would have fu**ing loved her...his buddies thought of that and his other buddy says "we gawn"...Jeff says he tries to throw that in when he's in the DR and they probably think wtf is that?...Jeff admits he gets worked up in there, they want 1 sentence and he goes on for 5 minutes...Jordan says the DR didn't ask her anything about Russell, they asked more fun stuff...Jeff says maybe Jordan just needed a laugh, sometimes you need that because you come out of the DR all happy...Jordan says she told Michelle from the DR she had a bad day. Jeff wants to know what these people look like...Michele says DR Michelle has glasses, she told her...Jeff asks if DR Michelle sounds sexy, he thinks she does. GAG ALERT⬇️ Michele says "hellz yeah, all Michelle's are sexy"...Jeff says "No, for real, I wanna check her out..." Michele says "yeah for real!"..Jeff half laughs and says "no, yeah...I know for real"...Michele laughs like a hyena and sarcastically says "yeah well then you said Ronno's wife, meh...just kidding" WTF? 😵💫 Jeff wants to check out these people, he can't judge by their voices...Jordan says "what about Smooth Jazz?" Jeff says he's awesome, he's got hair like Braden...Jordan says what about the one guy that seems cool...Jeff wonders how the other crew in the house knew all the names of the people in the DR...Jeff says he never mentioned it before but he hated when Russell would call out to production saying "hey God", it made him sick, he didn't like it at all from day one... Russell thought it was funny but it wasn't, not to take the religious stand but he didn't like it...Jeff says he would need a right cross to the jaw, it would help both of them...Jeff says "he gawn" and laughs...Jordan snuggles a little closer to Jeff. Jeff asks what he should wear tomorrow? he can dress up because he's not doing the comp...Michele wishes they could wear party dresses...Jordan says she would wear her bright dress but then thought she would wear her black one because it would make her look slimmer and then if Russell tries to say something...Jeff tsks and says "shut up, you look great" :) GAG ALERT 2⬇️ Jeff says he put in his blog today that Michele lost 16 pounds and is feeling amazing about herself and I think that is great...Michele in her baby voice says "Jeff makes me feel good about myself and I love that" UGH Jordan ignores her and says she wrote about her losing weight too, she looks awesome and she couldn't wait for her husband to see her, wowzers, he's going to want to rip Michele's clothes off...Jeff says she knows it too...Jordan says the feeling will be mutual for Michele...Jeff says he doesn't even think they will make it to the house. Jordan says "me & Jeff will just be in a hotel"...Jeff says "f**k yeah" and he starts singing No-tel, Motel, Holiday Inn Jordan snuggles close again...they start talking about Vegas, hotel(s) and sequester before BB...they talk about how Russell thinks he is going to be famous after this... Jeff wants to stop talking about Bozo the Clown 🤡he asks again what he should wear?..Jordan says what he wore last week looked cute, his black v-neck shirt...Jeff says he wore that because he had a different black one on and Russell wore the same shirt so he changed... Jeff says he only has 1 or 2 shirts left...Jordan says he looked really cute in the shirt he was in...Jeff describes his button down shirt...Jordan says with jeans?...Jeff says yeah, she says that will look nice...Jeff says with the shoes she wants to burn...Jordan says no...Jeff says he doesn't have any other shoes...Jordan says to wear flip flops...Jeff says with a button down?...Jordan says yeah, he will look sexy...Jeff says no to that...Jeff tries to recall if he wore his brown/cream shirt yet. Jeff says he feels like he is getting a fever...Jordan checks his forehead, says he's warm...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to rub his back...Jeff says "yeah, f**k yeah Jordan" and happily turns around and gets in position ;) ...he says thanks Jordan. She says she has a hang nail...some confusion if it was hers or on his back LOL...but she asks Jeff "can you feel it?" and Jeff says "...coming in the air tonight?" 😂 Jeff asks if she got the joke, she says she did and she says that song reminds her of the movie Miami Vice… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan gets flirtier 1-1:21am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's back...she is very close to him...they are talking about crying when seeing other people cry...Michele says Jeff has empathy...Jeff says he thinks it's his downfall...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't like people LOL...Michele says "you don't like people? wtf dude?"... Jeff laughs and says sometimes he hates someone and then something sad happens and then he feels bad for them, like when he would come up to the HOH and hear the letters and feel like he had the wrong opinion of people, he felt like an asshole, no really f**k you and I'm out , he felt bad for a couple of seconds and now it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff from behind and pats his belly...Jeff asks if it's fat now?...Jordan says no, you look good...she keeps rubbing...Michele says he'd have to eat 8000 quesadillas for something to go wrong...Jeff says no, if he eats badly a couple of days in a row, he gains weight quick, in the winter he goes up to 200lbs easy, it's like hibernation...Jordan says you eat more, you wear sweatpants, it's cold and you don't wanna wear jeans and stuff, you wanna wear comfy clothes and stay inside cuz it's cold and you wanna eat...Jeff says it's hard to get to the gym and you're so lazy because you haven't seen the sun in fu**ing days. Jordan asks Jeff if he goes to the gym a lot?...Jeff says yes, 4 days a week...Jordan says geez...Michele says he wouldn't look like that if he didn't...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says at least 3 but he tries for 5 but it evens out to 4, he gets streaky about it, he'll go for 3/4 months and then sometimes won't go for a month, kind of like in the house...he says he gets lazy, gains weight and then goes diehard back to the gym...Jordan says she does that too. Jordan taps Jeff to signal the rubbing is over...Jeff does his little "nah, no, where you going?" ...Jordan locks her arm into Jeff's and rubs it...they get quiet...Jeff gets comfy, puts his hand on Jordan's leg... Jordan says it will be hard to go back to the SS room if they have to, she is used to the big bed, the bed down there is hard...Jeff says he hopes have nots are over, he doesn't want slop...Jordan says her or Michele have to win HOH...they talk about winning HOH's and Veto's and comps. Jordan snuggles right into Jeff's neck...Jeff grabs the covers to cover themselves up a little more ...she rubs his chest...Michele fake yawns and they both smile (internal laughs)...Jordan rubs Jeff's face. Michele starts talking about herself again and they start talking about what they would do to win HOH...Jeff asks Jordan if she would eat bugs?...she says she would struggle but she would do it...Jeff says "hell yeah I like that attitude"...Jordan says that one time they did the blended foods thing, eww...Jeff says it doesn't seem that gross to him...Jordan turns away from Jeff a little and Jeff taps her legs to motion for her to come back to him☺️ Jeff brings up the Chaosserole comp yet again...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff, it's fish, it's salty"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan says Jeff was so mad...Jeff says he was so mad?....Jordan says she was real mad...Jeff says he didn't even realize she was, he said good job and she was like, ummm...they giggle...Jordan says it was cute though, Jeff said "I'm sorry"...Jordan snuggles in again and admits she exaggerated being mean to him...Jeff says she wasn't mad?...Jordan says not after but she had to let him think that she was still real mad at him...Jeff says you made me suffer?...Jordan says she thought it was cute that he apologized, it was sweet but she had to keep her tough face on ...Jeff tsks and says "so you worked me?"...Jordan says "I diddd"...Jeff says he got hustled...Jordan says "you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts". They laugh about that saying...Jordan asks where he got that from?...Jeff says his buddy Tony & his brother started it, they say that about everything, tickets, beer, whenever they lose...Jordan bets she will say that when she goes home and no one will understand it but her...Jeff says they say it all the fu**Ing time, Jeff wishes Jordan would have said it in the DR, his buddies would love it...Jordan says she can do it again...Jeff says put on another Jeff show? no, she's good. Jordan says she worries about what Jeff says in the DR about her, she will get embarrassed, she worries about what the others say sometimes...Jeff says everyone is getting ripped on...Jordan says you better not rip on me...Jeff says he does it to Jordan in a cute way, he says not everyone is going to like you, what are you going to do? read websites all day, drive yourself crazy at people throwing shots at you? whatever who gives a f**k! Jordan smiles, snuggles again and says she was thinking of funny stuff...Jeff says like what?...Jordan says you, about the recording with the guy talking about the toona and people writing blogs about that...Jordan says even though it's old, when he tells the Technotronics story it's like she's hearing it for the first time, the way he says it is so good. Jeff asks Jordan to play with his hair, he'll take anything...Jordan rubs Jeff's face...they whisper to each other a little game while Michele is in the bathroom....Jordan keeps touching Jeff...she rubs his ear...she asks him if he had his ear pierced?...he says yes, he had a double piercing...Jordan seems disappointed LOL and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says they called him Double J 😛...Jeff says he's joking but he did have one when he was 18,19, what did she think, it was last year?...Jordan says she forgets, she thinks he is...(younger)...Jeff says "oh shut up" Jordan says "k, goodnight" and keeps rubbing Jeff's face and hair......Jeff says he's like a dog...Jeff says his hair is ok, Jordan says he needs to cut the top, it's too long...she keeps touching it, she rubs his neck and then they start rehashing the comments Russell made earlier about them being dumb and how he thought Gucci was dumb… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Hot gardener, Jordanisms & hosting 1:24-1:42am When the feeds return J&J and Michele are talking about the grad comp and how cold and numb they were...Jeff says he felt like he lost his feet...Jordan says when Jeff said that, that she thought "get a new seat", remember what's his name?...Jeff says Jessie? yes he remembers LOL...Jeff says he never got to give any of those guys a hardcore zinger... Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's neck again and says "yeah, well you look better so"...Jordan says they're just jealous because everybody thinks you're hot...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says they do and asks Michele if she's not right?...Michele giggles and says yeah, everyone thinks you're hot. Jordan says Jessie would get so mad if anyone would talk about the other guys...Michele says Chima & Natalie thought he was the hottest guy, it's a love fest in here...Jeff says Chima? she hated his face...Jordan says Chima hated you, then liked you, then hated you but she still thought you were hot...Jeff says he'll take it...Jordan says she was going to say that during the fight, that he was jealous of Jeff's hotness...Jeff says now we're going to stop this conversation...Jordan says k, sorry...Jeff wants to talk about wet socks. So of course Michele keeps talking about it ...Michele says Jeff is going to love her soundbites in the first half of the season, all the questions she was asked were about Jeff (really Michele? 🥴 ) ...Michele says the DR would ask her if she thought Jeff was hot, if she was single would she date Jeff ..Jeff is surprised to hear that, he only knew about the gardening thing...Michele continues to talk like a giddy schoolgirl...Jeff ignores her and listens to Jordan who says Kevin is so funny and how he said that Jeff knows how to work that hose or he can water my tomatoes...Jeff laughs...then Jordan says she thinks she said that Jeff looked like a waterboy or something...Jeff says she thinks they are good takes but he's going to come off like an idiot....Jordan tries to remember what she said...LOL Jordan gets scolded to not talk about her DR's so they stop talking about it...Jeff says he is getting a big head anyways but sometimes in the house it's nice to get a little lift so he appreashes, he says thank you ladies and says maybe he'll come and water their tomatoes...they both giggle...they start up with the artichoke/avocado talk again and Jeff says he forgot, she doesn't even know what a mango is...Jordan says for Jeff to not say that...Michele starts talking about how she doesn't know what that is, to not consult her on fruits...they totally ignore her again, lol ...Jordan says for him to not say any of that...Jeff says the DR asks about stuff Jordan says...Jeff says will try to think of a JORDANISM and he can't...he's going to look back and think of the times when he couldn't believe Jordan said that and he forgot.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBOJEqQApU Jordan was always so concerned she would come off looking bad she says "you make me look bad?"...Jeff says he didn't say that, he says that he can't wait to look back on this season...like the planter and how Jordan thought it was some guy walking by with a plant...Jeff says he cracks up every time. They start talking about comps and how Michele is so accident prone...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's arm...they talk about how when people host they change their voices...Jeff makes fun of how Michele articulates every word, he laughs...Michele tries to defend herself and makes no sense...Jeff says he never got to host and that is what he wants to do when he gets out of here, show his skills...Michele asks if she came off corny...Jeff says no, no, you articulate every word, he would have had more fun with it, he doesn't know if that is what they want, they probably want more of what Michele did, he would joke around more....(no Jeff, you're wrong or you're being too nice) They talk about Russell and how the votes should go...they talk about the Pig Veto comp...they think it was stacked for Jessie to win...Jeff doesn't know if he believes that...Jeff says he got 6, 6, 6's, he knocks on wood for that and then says he needs to do his prayers for 3 minutes, he covers himself up...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff finishes up and then Jordan says she needs to say hers and she will go to sleep...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and almost runs into Michele who says she was going to slap his butt. Jeff’s final night as HOH - JeJo get snuggly 1:43-1:50am While Jeff is in the bathroom, Michele asks Jordan if she snuggles with Jeff?...Jordan says sometimes but not really (liar! lol)...Jordan says she thinks Jeff doesn't like it. Jordan asks if Michele does it with her husband?...she says yes...Jordan asks if they spoon?...she says yes...Jordan awwws. Jeff returns and says he is obsessed with weighing himself...Jeff says he weighs 182.5 lbs, he was 191 when he came into the house, on slop he weighed 178...crazy talk. As soon as Jeff gets in bed, he covers himself and he does exactly what Jordan said they don't do and what she said Jeff doesn't like doing...they snuggle. LOL! Jeff and Jordan get super close under the covers (hard to see as Cam 2 continues to stay on Michele grrrr) Jeff makes that mmmm sound he does when he wants to get close to Jordan, he reaches over and snuggles her...Michele says goodnight but they ignore her or don't hear her....Jeff pulls Jordan closer to him...only their silhouette can be seen at this point... Something is going on under the covers...Jeff's hand pops out from under, he leans it on the headboard...Jeff whispers...they giggle...Jordan says gn Michele and giggles...Michele says gn...Jordan says gn Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan (Peyton style)...Jordan corrects how he should say Johrdan while turning to face Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan...they hug under the covers and a kiss is heard...Michele tries to insert herself in the convo yet again saying gn Johrdan, that she didn't say it British enough 🤔 Jordan peeks out and says "what did you say?"...Michele explains while Jeff cuddles Jordan even more...he whispers Johhrdan...they get quiet... Feeds turn to the crew downstairs and then moments later the feeds are cut off then they return, Michele is seen coming downstairs from the HOH room...she was told by production she couldn't sleep up there. HOORAY!! 🎉 Kissing questions/Jeff put Jordan in a better mood 1:58-2:08am Feeds return to the HOH room right before the 2am hour Jeff and Jordan are still cuddling facing each other...Jordan has her head buried in Jeff's face and neck. Jordan says Jeff needs to be careful with Kevin & Natalie...Jeff says they have to be careful with everyone but Jordan says more with them, she doesn't trust them, it would make sense for them to get rid of Jeff since he's the strongest person...Jeff says they promised but they will see where the allegiance lies...Jordan says she knows but she doesn't believe anybody...Jeff says we'll see and there's still the veto...some rubbing goes on under covers... Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't feel weird when they're here kissing and they come over the microphone and address them, you forget somebody is there...Jeff says mmm, yeah...Jordan says she does that, she snuggles closer...Jeff says not for under here, they can't see shit, they don't know what's going on...he covers their heads...Jordan says "noooo, cuz it's...they might think"...Jeff says "think what? that we're doing it?"...Jordan says "not that we're doing it"...Jeff says "then what?"...they kiss 💋 Jordan lifts the cover off and says don't you hate when people do that (she does a popping sound with her mouth)...Jeff says he likes anything and he goes in for her neck...Jordan giggles and says right now you do...they cuddle closely. Jordan says don't you feel sometimes when you have a couple more drinks you feel like you can kiss better? cuz you're not thinking about it?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan repeats herself and then asks if Jeff doesn't think that way?...Jeff says "yeah, why? you wanna open that wine?"...Jordan puts her arm in the air and says yeah!...Jeff says "f**k yeah!", pulls the covers over and goes in for the neckage...Jordan giggles and protests, she says it tickles so bad when he does that, it gives her cold chills...he feels her chilly legs LOL Jeff just keeps cuddling Jordan, but then turns towards his side. Jordan asks Jeff if she's a bad kisser?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan asks Jeff what do you think makes a bad kisser?...Jeff umm's and Jordan says she will tell him hers, when it's like a lizard with their tongue...Jeff doesn't like that...Jordan says when it's so wet it feels like there is drool...Jeff says it feels like they're licking your face...Jeff says sometimes when he is drunk he likes to get sloppy...Jordan says ewww, Jefffff, noooo not get sloppy...Jeff leans in and says let's get sloppy...Jordan says no...Jeff says no, what?...Jordan says not sloppy!...Jeff says what do you want me to do?...Jordan says you have to stay drier... Jordan leans up and says sloppy like where your spit...Jeff says no, he jokes around saying sometimes he likes to spit on each other...Jordan ewwws and Jeff says no...they laugh and Jeff says if some chick did that he would choke her out. Jordan starts describing her first kiss, how it was real wet...Jeff buries his head in her chest LOL...she protests no!...Jeff says who no?...Jordan says you no! she laughs and Jeff turns back to his side and says oi, oi, oi, I didn't do anything! They rustle around with the pillows and covers, Jordan says it's hot...Jeff says this is how they get sick...they talk about Michele's smelly blanket...talk goes back to what makes a bad kisser... Jeff says same thing as her, Jordan says if someone presses their face too hard...Jeff says usually he takes control of the kissing ...Jordan asks if he likes to be the dominant one?...Jeff says no cuz then they will just...Jordan says "they'll follow?"...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says he doesn't like machine gun tongue...Jordan doesn't understand...Jeff says like a lizard. Jordan admits that when she first kissed Jeff she was saying please don't let him kiss like a lizard or something...Jeff says how did it work out?...Jordan gets flustered and says "I told you...I told, umm...you're gonna love me after this...I told everybody...I was like..."...Jeff says alright, alright...Jordan says Jeff gets embarrassed doesn't he?...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says no, that's good, that's all I need to know...Jordan jokes that no, it was really bad...Jeff says he needs to know that too then...Jordan snuggles in and says she's just kidding. One of my fave moments btw J&J: After getting closer to Jeff, she says she's just kidding...Jeff leans his face towards Jordan and says "How do you really feel?"...Jordan says about? your kissing?...Jeff says no. IMO Jeff wanted to know how Jordan really felt about him and them but as usual Jordan missed the cue, heard it and didn't get it or knew what he meant and avoided the subject... Jeff starts imitating Jordan when Jeff touches her and she says NO! He repeats it, NO! NO! It's cute. Jordan says sorry...he says you want to hear it?...he touches her (somewhere) and she says No!..they laugh...Jeff says oh, man, he doesn't understand how it's ok for her but not for him?...Jordan pats Jeff...Jordan says he got her all hyper now... Jeff, as he covers them with the cover says "you're all worked up? you wanna fool around?" ....Jordan mildly protests no but they kiss. Jeff says "that was nice"...Jordan snuggles in and says "k, goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight Jordan, that was beautiful" Jordan giggles softly....Jeff asks if Jordan is in a better mood now?...Jordan mmm, hmm"s...Jeff says no more tears?...Jordan says Jeff put her in a better mood...Jeff says good...Jeff asks if she is going to be ready for tomorrow?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they start talking game... Jordan touches Jeff one last time before sleep 2:08-2:24am Jordan & Jeff discuss how tomorrow will go...Jeff says for Jordan to not say one word to Russell when they're all in lockdown up in the HOH room...Jordan says Jeff got mad at her today...Jeff says he got mad because she was going fu**ing crazy...Jordan says she did, she couldn't help it...Jeff says she stomped out there like a monkey... Jordan says was it embarrassing?...Jeff says her hair was like (he flops his head around, lol)...Jeff says he could tell she was really agitated...Jeff doesn't get Russell getting off of having chicks right in his face, he thinks he likes it...Jordan thinks he has evil eyes...Jordan says how she bumped him...Jeff says with your boobs...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she had to do something to let him know she wasn't scared of him, she's not, she was more worked up because she knew she couldn't do anything about it...Jeff says that was his problem too...Jordan was seriously wanting to nail him right in the head, she would feel so good...Jeff warns her again about not saying a word to him...Jordan says no one has ever been that disrespectul to her...Jeff says he's a one of kind jerk off...Jeff says she has a right to be mad, he shouldn't talk like that...Jordan says Russell saying stuff about Jeff made her mad too...Jeff says he's getting over it, he gawn, that is the bottom line. Jordan says Russell had to play sides, she says she & Jeff stayed on one side and didn't kiss Jessie's ass to feel cool and he did and then he would come with them and that just shows how stupid he is, he was never really with us, no, you're not tough if you were you would stand your ground and not kiss another person's ass..she wanted to tell him to jack off Jessie in the jury house but she didn't. Jeff needs to take his own advice about not saying a word...Jordan asks if she looked psycho?...Jeff says no, just that she was really pissed which is understandable...Jordan thinks Russell is jealous of their friendship...Jeff agrees, he was jealous right in the beginning and he never had anybody and she & Jeff just clicked and she liked Jeff better...Jeff said that he is jealous, maybe of him, maybe of both of them, he has a jealous insecurity, whatever it is, he's a fu**ing loser and he's out...Jeff drinks some water and spoons Jordan, starts rubbing her...the feeds cut off... They return 4 mins later with Jeff laying on his tummy and Jordan sleeping to her side...Jordan says she has to go pee, she goes to the bathroom and comes back...she gets in bed and puts her hand on Jeff's side, rubs him and holds it there for a little bit... Jeff mmm's but dozes off...Jordan turns back to her side and goes to sleep... Cheek caress & sweet kisses 6:07-6:15am Jeff & Jordan are sleeping...Jeff rustles and turns to the HOH door side...Jordan stirs...he hears Jordan moving and reaches back to touch her...Jordan turns towards him, puts her arm around his waist and snuggles Jeff...they lay still for a minute with Jordan's head buried in Jeff's back...she moves her face over...Jeff then turns to face Jordan and he puts his arm over her chest and caresses her cheek. At the 6:13am mark Jeff reaches over to her face and gives her a few short, sweet kisses ♥ and asks her if it's bothering her (having his arm over her), she says no. They try to sleep... Not one word… 10:42-12:19pm ...is uttered by anyone during the time all the HG's are locked down inside the HOH room the day of the live show. Other than the occasional throat clearing by Jeff and turning by Jordan towards Jeff nothing happened (J&J were convinced Russell was going to start up another fight since he had them where he wanted them) Talk about awkward 😳 Chitter chatter in the RR Pt1 12:35-12:59pm Jeff joins Kevin & Natalie in the RR, he lays down in Natalie's bed and says it's just like the HOH... They talk about the SS room being closed down soon. They talk about saunas...Jeff says his favorite thing is being in the steam room with eucaplytus and taking a cold shower afterwards, it cleans out your system. They talk about the clothes BB has given them...Jeff said he got shorts, shoes, tie dyed shirt, chicken suit, sombrero, pig suit, tights, a sheet...Jeff says his favorite costume ever is the chicken suit...he says he is going to be the chicken for Hallowe'en :)...he laughs to himself about how it makes him laugh. Natalie says if she doesn't win HOH today then she shouldn't be nominated again...Jeff is like this ---> 🤨 and says her thinking is (hand motion) kooked, he says how about be thankful you're here today and then move on...they discuss a possible curve ball thrown at them by BB...Kevin asks if Jeff is stressed and to not worry about the vote. Jordan joins them and sits on the edge of Jeff's bed...she warns the others about all the ants in the bathroom...Jeff says it's all the cups and candy everywhere...they talk about having lots of time to get ready because there are only 6 of them now then talk about showering order. Feeds cut off and when they return they are talking about watching Beverly Hills 90210...Jordan says she was surprised that Natalie liked that show, so that was cool and how they think the same types of guys are hot like Brian Austin Greene...Jeff says he (Brian Austin Greene) is going to come here and host LOL Natalie says she wishes, she would flip out...Jeff asks if Natalie got to go on a trip with him would she eliminate herself from the game?...Natalie says it depends on the vacation and how long...Jeff says a week in Paris...Natalie says "I'm out!" LOL Jeff asks if she would make a move?...Natalie says she wouldn't go, she has a boyfriend...Jeff says liar! and asks if she would hold hands at the top of the Eiffel Tower? ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says and then what if Megan Fox showed up at the hotel and started clawing at you and you had a catfight?...Natalie says being on BB is enough on it's own...Jeff says you and Megan Fox catfight...rawrrrr...Natalie says she would kick her ass...Jeff says f**k yeah. Kevin says he never watched 90210...Jeff says it was the bomb but he had to secretly watch it because he would get made fun of for watching it (in high school)...Jeff says in college everyone watched it anyways, they talk more about 90210...Jeff says TIffani Amber Thiessen's character was banging everyone in the beginning and he was jealous because he wanted to...he immediately says "naaaa" Jordan says she thinks it would be hard to act a lot younger or older...Jeff says Jordan would be great as someone younger in something like Varsity Blues...Jordan says she would so do that, like the girl who put shaving cream on her boobs...Jeff says "would you do that part Jordan?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff says she so would, liar!...Jordan says she doesn't know, it depends...Jeff says on what?...Natalie says on the money...Jordan agrees on that but says she will feel weird about putting shaving cream "down there" with tons of people around, but not with her boobs (yeah right!) ...they mention Jordan being in other teen type movies. They start wondering about what Julie is going to ask?...Kevin asks what is the coolest thing Jeff's ever acted in?...Jeff says he did these commercials for a cell phone company that are dramatic and very soap opera and they were fun...Kevin asks if he had to get rid of his accent?...Jeff says he can't get rid of it, he went to school for it, he can't, he doesn't want to talk about this shit on tape, he lost a lot of work because of that, he says when he's calm and tries to enunciate each word he can drop some of it...Jeff tries by saying "I'm going to win the upcoming competition" (it sounds like a robot, lol)...Jeff says he would have to go to a speech coach...Kevin says he should get jobs because of his accent...Jeff says maybe, he gets local stuff. Jordan leaves to go take a shower… Chitter chatter in the RR Pt2 12:56-1:15pm Jeff continues to talk about acting, he says classes are fun, it's surprising how much you open up, depends on the teacher, people lose their inhibitions and just go for it which is what you need to do. Jordan comes back without taking her shower, Russell was in there humming a song, taking his time and Jordan is pissed she had to see him in there and deal with him...Jordan sits down on the bed with Jeff...Jordan says now she has to wait until the warm water builds up...Jeff says what if that fu**er stays in there for 2 hours?...Jordan says he probably will...Jordan says he took her mirror to use it to shave his head...Jordan says he's such a little shit LOL...Jeff says she loves when Jordan gets pissed cuz she never gets pissed...Jordan says Russell is such a yo-yo...Jeff smiles...Jordan groans in frustration and Jeff tells her to relax...Jordan says she wishes she could take a bat and smash him, she hates him...Jeff raises his eyebrows in surprise...Natalie says that is how she feels about Michele. Kevin says a comp with life size pinatas would be fun...Jeff says they usually do that with big faces, etc...Jeff says he would love to have cardboard cutouts of themselves, he would love to take one home, it's a bit vain but it would be funny to carry one of those on the plane...Jeff cracks himself up. Jordan starts up with the Russell talk again but Jeff says he's done talking about it, he can do what he wants, he doesn't care...Natalie & Kevin say they play along with Russell but they don't have to worry, J&J have their vote...Jeff says do you have some good stories to tell us later?...Kevin says yeah...Natalie says Russell doesn't like Jordan...Jordan knows that, they start bashing Russell again and Jeff says it doesn't matter, he's not going to shit talk anymore, he doesn't need to defend himself. Jordan says she should tell him to not call her Jordy because she doesn't like it...Jeff says not to say anything...Jordan says she won't...Jeff says who you snapping on?...Jordan says you! Natalie goes on again about how she can't stand Michele...Jeff tells Natalie about the quesadilla he made last night, there is one left over if she wants it, he loves the turkey bacon in it...he wants to f**k it 😳 LOL...Jeff says he puts it in everything, there's nothing in it (fat) so why not, live it up, have sex with it, put it in your quesadilla...as he says this he stretches out his foot towards Jordan and motions for her to crack his toes...Jordan makes a face...Jeff tells her to relax...she starts pulling his toes...Natalie asks don't you love having your toes pulled?...Jeff says not really but Jordan does it lightly...Jeff says pull one, crack one...Jordan says "I'm pulllllin"...Jeff says wait, nice...Jeff smiles at her and she stops for a sec...Jeff says he feels like one needs to be pulled. Jordan looks at Jeff and asks sweetly..."are you going to do your Johnny Depp today?"...Jeff laughs heartily and gets red...Jordan says "do it"...she keeps rubbing his foot while Jeff explains to K&N what the Johnny Depp is...Jordan says you must love him because you tried to walk through the airport like him in Blow...Jeff says that is the character in the movie that he likes but his favorite actor is Johnny Depp...Jordan thinks he is so hot...Jeff says he is so good, Jesus...as Jeff is saying that JD can do anything, Jordan mutters that she would bang him ....Jeff hears this and says "what did you say?"...Jordan says nothing"...Jeff says "I'd bang him? Jordan? What'd your Ma say about potty mouth?" Jordan takes off Jeff's sock and says his toes aren't disgusting...Jeff says he does her feet...Jordan says yeah, her feet are pretty though...Jeff says go ahead and make her joke about the 2nd toe...she doesn't... They start talking about what to have for lunch...Jordan puts Jeff's sock back on and then takes the sock off his other foot LOL and starts rubbing...Jeff gives Jordan a cute smile...she pulls his toes and then puts the sock back on...Jeff says why did you do that?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "cuz"...Jordan says "aww, I love putting on when I used to"...Jeff reads her mind and says "little baby"...Jordan says "babysit and I was babysitting a little baby and I had to put on their socks and their shoes, I loved that...ah, they're so cute"...Jeff fixes his socks and says he hates when people put their shoes on with their socks not pulled up Kevin says he is obsessed with socks...Jeff says he would break up with a chick that did that on a date LMAO Jordan asks why would she be wearing running shoes on a date?...Jeff says maybe it's a running date at the beach. Jeff says he was giving a scenario and it was all fake anyways to get a laugh, it wasn't a true scenario...Natalie says for Jordan to make sure she keep her socks straight or else he is cutting you (hand motion)...Jeff does the hand motion and laughs...Jeff adds the pffffttttt...Jordan says I lost, it hurts...Jeff says Jordan was doing impersations of Jeff last night...Jordan does the pffffftttttt and the hand motion, Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan imitates Kevin...Jeff says Natalie & Kevin have a similar walk...Natalie says Jeff stomps because he's a heel walker LOL Jeff says the HOH slippers make him sick, he didn't even feel like wearing them because of he was sick of seeing others slopping around in them...Kevin thinks Jeff has a feet obsession..they go on about feet...Jordan talks about her best friend with the hammerhead thumb...she talks about how they always make fun of each other but are still best friends...she talks about how her and her best friend were going to be like Romy & Michele...Jeff says he heard that story...Jeff says that she won't be her best friend anymore after she just bashed her on TV...Jordan says no, she'll laugh...Jeff asks her name?...Jordan says she can't say...Natalie says that Jordan got called out the other day when she was talking about her ex-boyfriend...feeds go to control room... They return and they continue talking about food and then Jordan leans forward and Jeff rubs her neck with his foot... Jordan says his toes feel like fingers...more bantering about hands & feet, arms & legs...some weird talk going on... Chitter chatter in the RR Pt3 1:16-1:40pm They start talking about Prison Break...Jordan thinks the guy with the shaved head is hot...it is established it's Wentworth Miller :) ...feeds cut out...eventually they change subjects...Jordan asks if anyone watches Lost?...Jeff says he rented the first few seasons and then he got lost himself, he's out! LOL They talk about 24...Jeff says he watched the first season...Jordan doesn't know it, she doesn't watch police/action shows...Jeff says he loves Entourage...Jordan liked the Sopranos, she would watch with her dad...Jeff says he would watch it with Vit Tan Don at the Italian restaurant and feel all cool...Jeff would drink wine and Vit would drink a coke (aww) they'd get all Soprano'ed out...Jeff talks about the finale and how it ended, people at the restaurant thought there was a power outage and people were outraged LOL Jeff's favorite character was Pauly (...Walnuts...MINE TOO! ) Jordan says she likes OC, she loved Dawson's Creek...Natalie too...Kevin says he loved Seventh Heaven...Natalie & Jordan go on and on about hot actors & characters on the various shows and movies....feeds cut out in the meantime... They now talk about gossip magazines...Jeff says he scans them if he's on one of those machines at the gym, he looks at the pictures...Jordan says she likes reading about Jessica Simpson...Jeff says he likes looking at pictures of Jessica Simpson ...Jordan loves her...she says aww, Nick Lachey, maybe there's still hope for them and they can make another newlywed show if they get back together, they were awesome...Jeff says they were the first ones to start all the reality shows with couples. LOLOL Jordan describes a scene from their show that sounds exactly like Jeff & Jordan...she says Jessica was so pretty just bumming around in sweats, they are outside drinking wine or beer, well he is and he's kinda mad at her, she looks like she just got out of the shower, she's trying to talk to him and he's really aggravated at her, they're kind of bickering and then they make up and then she says he loves her stinky ass and then he grabs her and pulls her upstairs and you don't see the rest...Jeff & Jordan look at each other and smile :) They talk about Dukes of Hazzard and how that was the start of their demise, she cheated with Johnny Knoxville (alledgedly) and Jeff says she looked smoking hot in that video...they agree...feeds cut out again... More reality show talk continues...Jordan leaves... Jordan asks did I act like a bozo? 7:27-7:29pm Jordan finishes taking her shower after the Smores HOH comp...Jeff is cooking...she walks into the kitchen in her towel and asks Jeff what's up?...Jeff says nothin, he's just making those stuffed pepper thing...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, what's up with you?...Jordan says "nothin...do you think I looked like a bozo?"...Jeff says when?...Jordan continues..."on TV when I was yelling at Russell"...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, but nothing bad, when you went crazy, but what does she mean, it was justifiable, it's not like she wasn't egged on to do it, she doesn't look bad by any means, he yelled too, does he look bad?...Jordan says no, but she got up in his face...Jeff says Jordan got pissed...Jordan says she knows but Julie asked her that and she bets she looked stupid...Jeff says no, Russell looked stupid...Jordan says she was waiting on Russell to bash them...Jeff says he's glad he did not...Jordan says she wasn't going to give him a hug... ...Jordan walks to the SS room to change and Jeff continues cooking. Will you rub me tonight? 7:41-7:43pm Jeff is still cookiing...Jordan is cleaning up and is washing some dishes...she is secretly smiling to herself...she asks Jeff "will you rub me tonight?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "I'm sore"...Jeff asks "will you rub me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "in special places?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "f**k yeah"...Jordan turns around, points to her lower back and says "you can rub me here"...Jeff walks toward her and pinches her butt 😄 Jordan goes back to washing dishes and secretly smiling...so cute 😊 Chillin in the RR on opposite beds 8:55-9:20pm All the HG's except Michele, who is in the DR, are chilling in the RR...Kevin is on his bed, Natalie is putting away her clothes, Jordan is on Jeff's old bed, Jeff is on Natalie's bed...they have just finished talking about the Smores comp. Natalie says her back hurts a lot from the comp...Jeff says they are going to be sore and he points and looks at Jordan...Jordan says "you're rubbing me though right?"...Jeff says for sure, he said he would. Natalie asks if Jeff heard her saying me too, she asks if Jordan heard her. Jordan says yeah, it was funny. Natalie says her "rubber" is gone...Jeff asks your rubber?...Natalie says Jessie is gone, she would just ask him to rub and he would say ok...Jeff says now he needs some rubbers LOL Jordan asks if they have condoms in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Jordan asks if they think people have sex in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Natalie says cameras are off, fo sho...Jordan says really? what if this year they did it differently and they had cameras there without them knowing and stuff was happening?...Natalie says she doesn't think they are allowed to film you without knowing...Jeff says there's people jerking off everywhere in there...Jordan smiles slyly at Jeff 😚 Jeff asks if they think that the jury house was expecting Russell?...they start discussing what the jury house sees on the DVD's the evicted HG brings to them, they say that Jessie & Lydia would have no idea who was coming to the house next...they figure out that all they watch is the comps, the POV, the ceremonies, no DR's, no hanging out stuff. Jeff gets up to get more candy and then walks by Natalie and farts LOL Jordan says Jeff is so gassy in here...Natalie says he didn't start off like that...Jeff says he was faking it, he says Natalie never talked to him in the beginning so she didn't know...Natalie says yeah, she asks Jeff if he was like that?...Jordan says she doesn't think he was, she says Jeff did fart around her, she remembered the first time she farted around Jeff...Jeff asked if she just farted and he said gross and she was kinda embarrassed because he said it was gross, it was in the GR...Jeff said he didn't care :) They start ripping on Michele and talk a little game...Jeff says she is crying a lot...Natalie says it's because she knows they want her gone...Jeff asks Kevin if he wants Michele out?...Kevin is non-committal...they starting ragging on both Russell & Michele...Kevin says he believes one thing Russell said and that is that Michele wants to make it to final 3 with J&J because she knows she can beat them in comps...Kevin says he doesn't believe shit she says... Jeff says sometimes you can tell when Michele is lying, he states an example, he says he wants her to get away from him...Natalie can't stand the girl...Jeff says she was totally with Russell, he asked her 3 times why she cried over Russell and no answer...Jordan says Michele lied to her saying that she was going to use the veto to put Russell up...Jeff & Jordan vent to K&N about Michele how they couldn't take it anymore, her lies, her associating with Russell...Kevin didn't believe anything Russell said...Jeff too. Kevin brings up the fact that Russell was throwing J&J under the bus by saying they use the word fa***t and gay...Jeff says he hasn't said that since the beginning...Jordan says she has been working on it...Jeff finally spills the beans about Russell using derogatory comments towards Kevin after the chicken comp...Jordan says she knew Jeff wouldn't say it but she was going to tell Kevin about it during the whole Russell drama...Jeff says he might as well tell it now since Russell was throwing stones...Kevin says he knows Russell was trying to connect with him by using the gay card, that is not what he's all about. Jordan can't believe Russell was up there (during live show) and was trying to be all good...Jeff says that he was a character that he was playing, it wasn't him /sarcasm Jordan says omg, I look stupid...Jeff says no you don't, it was a ploy because he put on a suit and everything...Jordan thought he was going to rip on them...Jeff did too...Jeff says they didn't ask him one question about Russell up in the HOH. They talk about who in the house has won HOH, everyone but Natalie...Kevin thanks production for making the comp fair...they talk about the Smores comp again...Jeff says his favorite thing is when people bite it, it makes him laugh...Natalie reiterates that she hates Michele and she had a speech ready for her if she had won...Jeff asks Natalie what happened to her in that comp LOL ...Jeff says she just quit. Jeff leaves the room to go to the bathroom, singing "I can't fight this feeling..." 😊 Super cuddly in the RR Pt1 9:26-9:30pm Jeff has just finished eating a Smore and comes back to the RR, takes off his shoes, slaps Jordan's butt and gets in the bed with her...well actually lays on top of her Jordan says he is smushing her so Jeff gets off of her...Jordan says she likes this, it's like old times...they wonder about what is going to happen to the SS room...Jeff says he is going to sleep in there. Jeff asks Jordan if he told her about him making a smore?...she says yes...Jeff spots a bunch of towels on top of a lamp and says "did I tell you about my friend's house that burned down because he left a towel on a lamp?" He says he's just joking but he gets up and takes the towels off, as he gets back in bed, he pinches Jordan's butt... He laughs and looks at Kevin... ...and then hugs Jordan and goes in for a neck kiss, he looks up, takes the hair out of his mouth LOL and goes in for the neckage again… Kevin asks if they are cuddling right next to him...Jeff starts massaging her lower back and Jordan is liking it, she says "ahh, up, up, ahh, right there"...Jeff says "oh yeah baby"... they laugh...Jeff keeps rubbing for a bit, then presses hard on her back and stops, he puts his arm around Jordan, she fixes the sheet... Jeff asks Natalie if she made a smores cuz they're so good?...Jordan says he has the fixings for it...Natalie has never made smores...Jeff says "ever in your life? it's over, we're having one"...Kevin asks if she's never gone to a bonfire?...Natalie has only roasted marshmallows.... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt2 9:30-9:46pm J&J tell Natalie smores are so good and how to make them...Jordan says if they had a stick from the woods or if you were out in the woods and you built a fire...Jeff smiles and looks at Kevin...Jordan says "shut up Jeff"...she continues saying ""or if you're at someone's house and you just get something and put it over the fire...Jeff giggles..."it's so much fun...cuz it just melts and it's got that burnt taste"...Jeff says he burns his marshmallows, some people sit there for over an hour and try to get it perfect, he doesn't play that game, he just gets it done with, he says he kind of likes it too. Jeff says the spread got puffy in the microwave, it's ingenious...Natalie says it goes perfect with today's competition...Jordan says when the stuff was coming down she wanted to drink it...Jeff says it smelled so good...Jeff calls out Natalie on always wanting an edge (in the comps) and he says she quit. Jordan says she was trying to look at Jeff and say it's over, I lost...Jeff says it was over after the first 5 mins,they know...Jeff says he didn't want Jordan to quit...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says he didn't want her too...Jeff tells Kevin he didn't even look winded, they wonder how long the comp was and how long the live show was, it seemed really short but it's an hour...they talk about the live show again...Jordan says she was expecting the question about Jeff but was expecting talk about tangerines and nectarines and peaches but she didn't want Julie to ask her about that. Jordan admits she was trying to throw stones at Russell by saying the thing about cookie dough and how you never say that to a girl...they expected Russell to go out swinging but Natalie says he wanted to go out with class...Jordan was like seriously? when Russell gave them all hugs...they had both wanted to stab each other...Kevin says America sees through Russell...Jordan says she hopes Julie doesn't think she is crazy. Jeff talks about the live show and says Jordan was searching for a word felt like for an hour, he says really it was only 2 seconds...Jordan says she was flustered...Jeff says she was uhh, errr, uhhh and how she better spit something out and then she said "Jeff, what do you think?"...and then he did the same...Jordan said she asked Jeff for help...Jeff says Jordan got back to back questions...Jordan says she gets more nervous because it's live...Jeff says his answers upstairs were terrible, the questions were about Jordan, he was asked why he went after Russell, he explained to Julie why and then the 2nd question was what's with you and Jordan? seems like you're getting a little frustrated these days... Jeff says yeah, he's coming to a boiling point and he's on edge with everything and he sometimes takes it out on Jordan and he needs to work on it, it's one of his downfalls, he's just trying to make Jordan the best Jordan she can be...Jordan laughs and Kevin says Oh, God...Jeff says what do you mean oh God? that's a good answer...Kevin says isn't that the army LOL Jeff says it's because Jordan doesn't listen, it frustrates the hell out of him, he goes on to say how he was telling Jordan there was a hole in her cup before the comp started and she didn't listen...Jeff says to Jordan "what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "he was yelling at me"...Jeff says he wasn't yelling, he was telling her 3 times about the cup...Jordan says that Jeff yelled pay attention!...Jeff says "but what were you thinking about?"...Jordan says the competition and everything. They talk about Michele and how she is sad...Natalie calls Michele a dumbass for thinking that Jeff would vote for anyone but Jordan (yep!) ...Jordan says why is Michele sad about being put up, she is going to be too, she tells Kevin to give her a good speech...Jeff says if Kevin says Jordan is Gucci than she won't even care about being sent home Kevin asks if she should rip into Michele during the nominations?...Jeff says probably not, he might regret it later...Jeff admits he told the DR that he was super pissed about biting his tongue with Russell because that isn't who he is, he's usually takes the lower road and is the little kid and fights and it was bothering him but now that's it's all said and done, he is happy about it, he's the bigger person for it and he looks better. Kevin says he has to stop talking about Jeff...Jordan asks what about?...Kevin is talking about him too much because of his boyf...Jordan asks if his boyf will get mad?...Kevin doesn't want his words misconstrued...Jordan says she loves what Kevin said about the gardening...Jeff says if you make it funny then it's ok...Kevin says he wanted to throw in the thing about Jeff knowing how to handle a hose :...Jeff laughs and feeds cut out... When they return Jeff has his leg draped over Jordan and he is playfully patting her face...Jordan holds his hand and places his arm over her chest. Jeff wonders how they slept in this bed, they were spoiled with HOH...Jordan says she likes being down there now...Jeff says it's back to reality...Jordan turns back to spooning position...Jeff says Kevin will see how spoiled you get up there, sleeping is better, your bathroom is better, whenever you want to get away you just go up there to get away. They talk about how Russell was asking for votes up until the live show....Jordan says he did the same thing with her and Chima...they talk more game and Russell...Natalie says Michele won't have the balls to ask her for a vote next week...J&J disagree and say she will go up to the HOH a lot to talk and get on your good side...Jeff says whenever Michele tells you something and looks up and over to the side...it's a lie...Jeff gets up and leaves the room... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt3 9:46-10:09pm Jeff returns and gets back in bed with Jordan...Jordan is talking about what is behind the walls, she imagines it being like there is a little railroad (for the cameras) and Jeff says he thinks there is...they wonder where the stairs to the HOH are?...Jeff thinks they are metal, they hear sounds and someone that has heels. They start talking about Kevin & his boyf and if they are mentally picturing him correctly...Kevin describes him...Jordan asks where he met him at?...Kevins says they met at Banana Republic...Jeff says he was a customer?...Kevin says he didn't tell people he's a Jehovah's witness...Natalie questions whether he lied to her or not (karma Natalie, karma)...Kevin says he doesn't want to talk about how he met him... Jeff puts his hand under Jordan and she snuggles into it/him...Kevin just hopes his parents are there (pics in the HOH)...they talk about how Kevin's HOH is going to be...Jeff says that the best reaction was when Jordan read her letter and Kevin jumped up and put his hands together, he giggles...Jordan explains why she gets emotional when the DR mention her family, they all say that they are positive in the DR when talking about the HOH's...they talk about how awkward it is when they want to leave the room but don't want to seem disrespectful...they say that Lydia was the only person that didn't go up to see an HOH room...Jeff says Jordan('s) 😕 and then says mmm and squeezes her under the cover... They discuss the changes in the house from year's past and then Kevin mentions how Jen BB9 used the treadmill indoors...Jordan asks if Jen was the girl that did the interviews?...she asks what she was like during her season?....Natalie says she is just like Laura, vain as hell, but worse...she cried about her pic on the memory wall...Jeff says that is hilarious...Jordan says her and her mom were watching TV and flipping through the channels, they stopped it and watched BB, they laughed about the girl who was crying at her picture...Jordan says it's weird she interviewed them... Natalie says she was really vain, way worse than Laura, they edited her as always looking in the mirror, she had shirts with her name on them...Jeff says that was the worst, shirts with 6 different names on them...like Jenious, Jenuine, etc. They talk about having interviews with Jen & Ross...Jordan says she thought Diane was really pretty...Natalie said she had to be to have Drew...Kevin says to calm down with the Drew love. Jordan says she seemed tall & thin (she's not lol)...Jeff says she was tiny...Jordan seems confused by what she's saying haha...Jeff says she's short...Kevin says people are going to think Natalie is tall...Jeff says what? did you see her in that bomber outfit? she looked like a smurf LOL! and then he does a hilarious imitation of Natalie hosting the pig comp...they all have a good chuckle over that...Jordan loved when Jeff would say "Jessieeee" imitating Natalie...Kevin is called to the DR. They talk about possible upcoming twists...they want clothes...Jeff says they could use whatever they give him...they talk about going on a private jet to NY and being on the show The Power of 10, then talk about how Dan went to the beach and could take a guest...Jordan tells Natalie about her goodbye message to Lydia while behind her Jeff has closed his eyes and is getting sleepy... Michele comes in the room, they talk about it already being 10...when Kevin comes out of the DR, they will do the HOH reveal...Jordan's neck is starting to hurt so she turns into Jeff and says "armpit"...Jeff says "get in there"🤓 Natalie smiles at them. Jordan puts her arm around Jeff, Jeff looks down at her and says "Johrrdan, I'm bohrred" (Peyton voice) ...Jordan makes him repeat it until he gets it right...Jeff chuckles and says "I love it" Jeff asks if Jordan wants to drink that wine?...Jordan says it might help her sleep...Jeff says he could get crunk...Jordan pops up and says if they've said anything about how Jordan is trying to make Jeff cooler...Jordan tells the story about in her senior year being on a baseball team called Legally Crunk, they had shirts with that on the front and Gooch #1 was Jordan and her friend was #2, crunk was when she was in high school, she needs to update him on words...Natalie says she says crunk...Jeff says everyone does, Jordan is just pretending like she's the coolest and making him look like an idiot LOL Jordan says she is not and they're not stones...Jeff says Jordan was adamant about crunk in the beginning but now it's faded away Kevin comes out of the DR and calls them to go see his HOH. Flirting in the living room 10:39-10:53pm Jeff & Jordan are bored....they decide to go sit in the LR and talk since no one ever does...Jeff lays down on one couch and Jordan sits down on the other. Jeff asks if she ever drinks something and it goes down the wrong pipe and you can't breathe for a second?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says guess what? it just happened LOL Jeff says he likes the couch because you can put your feet up on it, it's perfect for watching tv, he says to imagine having a remote right now and putting in a movie...Jordan loves it...Jeff says it would be awesome to have movie night and then zone out and fall asleep...Jeff smiles at Jordan, she makes a funny noise and Jeff says what was that? Jordan says Jeff looks like he's posing right now...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says for something, he just needs to pull his pants down a little bit, he can do his Hanes...Jeff asks what he's posing for, Blockbuster video?...he pretends to be using the remote :) Jordan says "you looked cute today" ...Jeff says "I did?"...Jordan mmm, hmmm's...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says "in your black"...Jeff says "I appreash"...Jordan says "you're welcome" and Jeff gives her the most beautiful smile... Jordan says what?...Jeff says nuthin'...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "we gawne" :( ...Jordan frowns, tsk's and laughs...they get quiet. Jeff then says that he was thinking about Ronno for some reason...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't know...they get quiet again but are making signals to each other about the others (Michele in particular) ...Jeff whispers something about "she's crazy". Jeff then yells out NO! in Jordan style...he asks her to do her NO!...Jordan does it but Jeff says no (it isn't right)...Jordan says for Jeff to say something...Jeff says let me grab your boobs...Jordan says No! but Jeff doesn't think it's right yet but closer...Jordan says it can't be on the spot, it has to be in the moment...Jeff says like if I'm grabbing something?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff laughs. Jordan says there's a lot more boob to grab, like a lot, like a lot more, when she grabs and squeezes them she realizes she has a lot more to grab...Jeff says she has a pocketful of boobs...Jordan says she knows, she does..Jeff says she has a bag of boobs...Michele walks by to go to the SR and Jeff says when Michele eats candy she goes crazy, he says he was thinking about Ronnie because of the way Michele chews her food...Jeff imitates her chomping...they both say Ronnie would chew like that...Jeff says "what's up Ronno?"...Jeff imitates Ronnie, how he loves the backdoor plan and how he told Jeff he was going up. Jordan says "Jeffrey"...she asks Jeff if there is a name his mom would call him when she would get really mad at him?...Jeff says Jeffrey Edward, my ma would say if she was getting really pissed...Jordan says her mom would say "Jordan Halie" or she would say Jor-DAN, she would get real mad and scrunch her teeth. Jeff asks if her mom has a country accent like Jordan?...Jordan doesn't think her mom does, doesn't think she does...Jeff says because everyone there talks like you?...Jordan says her mom has a soft voice...Jeff says "do you think you have an accent?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says she thought when she came to LA that people just thought that because everybody is from different places...Jeff laughs and says "is that what an accent is?"...Jordan smiles... and says "Jeff"...they both laugh...Jeff says "I thought people had different places because they were different parts of the world" and laughs...Jordan says people in Charlotte don't say anything to me about it and because you're from Chicago, Chicago people talk different...Jeff says that is what he's saying, she doesn't notice cuz you...I got it...now let's talk about those light fixtures... Jordan says Jeff is getting aggravated, so aggravated...Jeff keeps going and says poking fun at Jordan "I didn't think that accents came from different parts of the world"...Jordan says "shut up". Natalie walks by and then Jordan says to Jeff "you know?" Jeff just looks at Jordan. ♥ Jordan then continues by saying that she can't believe it's her voice when she hears it on a message...Jordan says her mom never answers her cell phone and she gets so mad...Jeff says "hey Vit Tan Don"...Jordan tries to say Vit Tan Don and sounds terrible! 😛 Jeff laughs...Jordan asks if that is his real name or a name he made up?...Jeff says nah, it's a long story and he proceeds to tell it, his name is Vito Anthony so his ma yells Vit Antone! like Vit Antonio, like Vit Antone...Jordan says something about a Villa Antonio and Jeff says don't get confused, that's all, he doesn't even want to tell the story now, it's over. LOL Jordan says she lost. Jeff says they need to dust, they don't even clean, remember the first week or two or three they would vacuum, now they do shit, they're so lazy, they're acting like spoiled little bitches...Jordan says she's going to sleep good tonight...Jeff says why?...Jordan says that Jeff didn't compete, she says she is sore and points out where and says she needs Jeff to rub there...Jeff says where? Smiles Jordan says here...Jeff says where else? Jordan says all over...Jeff rawrr's...Jordan says to get prepared...Jeff cracks himself up. Jeff admits the HOH bedroom is better because the bathroom is right there, etc...Jeff says it hurts, we lost, back to normal. Feeds cut in and out...Jordan says she is going to go lay down and heads to the RR. Being jealous/Jeff’s getting sleepy 11-11:28pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are laying down in the RR in their separate beds...they start talking about what the jury house is like...Jordan says she would hate to be there first because you would be all alone for a week, but then what if second person is someone that you can't talk with, then it would be doubly boring...Jeff says what if you were super bored and the next person that comes in is someone you could bang? LOL Natalie says kinda like Jessie & Lydia?...Jeff says that would be kinda cool...Jordan says she's sure they had fun but she wishes she would open her eyes because Jessie was confessing his love to Natalie...Natalie says she's dumb, she knows this...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's obvious he liked Natalie, when they played the "who has a crush" game in the BY, he raised his hand and it was Natalie he meant. Natalie says Jessie would get frustrated because she would talk about her bf and he would get mad...Jeff laughs...Jordan says really? omg, I bet your bf hates him...Jordan says if her bf was on a show and some girl kept coming around him, she would be yelling at the TV "don't get near him!" and if she was telling him how she felt, she would be so jealous...Jeff says "so jelly?"...Jordan says yeah, very jelly. Jordan asks Natalie "wouldn't you? If your bf was the other way?...Natalie says of course...Jeff says "I'd be so jelly"...Jordan says "I would, I would get very jealous"...Jordan says she used to never get jealous, she thinks it depends though on the circumstances, sometimes she thinks some people she has dated have tried to make her jealous on purpose, she asks Natalie if her bf ever did that?...Natalie says probably yeah.. They start talking about tomorrow's comp and what it might be...Jeff says what if it's a fishing trip?...Natalie says what if it's a trip to another show?...Jordan says what if they all got to go to the Price is Right?...they talk about former show's luxury trips and former seasons, about finale night and how they fit in so many seats out there...Jeff thinks it's cool that there are people out there waiting for you...Jordan wonders where you drop your bag, etc when evicted...Jeff jokingly says to Jordan..."you will see when you leave" and he smiles at her...she doesn't respond...Jeff keeps looking at her and smiling...Natalie says that was a stone...Jeff says it took her a minute to get that, it bounced off her head and just laid there LOL Things are quiet until Jordan says she's in the mood to watch a movie like Top Gun or Jerry Macguire, something like that...Jeff says he would watch Jerry Macguire right now for sure...they both love that movie...Jordan starts saying that she loves when Jerry (Tom Cruise) tells her (Reneé Zellweiger) how he feels about her but the feeds cut out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0 AWWW 🥰 The feeds return with them talking about Russell and how he tried to be a villain...Jeff says he wasn't, he was a douchebag...Jeff leaves saying he's going to put his glasses on because he's getting tired...Jordan & Natalie chit chat about their nails, about both of them not having won anything yet (prizes)...they talk game...Natalie hopes Kevin sticks to the plan and Jordan has a feeling she's going home this week...Natalie says no...Jordan knows Kevin is putting her and Michele up...Natalie agrees. (liar!) Jordan realizes if Michele wins veto, her and/or Jeff are screwed 😟 Jeff comes back, once again says he's tired... They talk about DR's and Jeff says if he can do his tomorrow...Natalie is surprised at Kevin's bf...Jordan says he's fine...Jeff imitates Jordan saying he's fine...Jordan looks at him and 🙄...Jeff says "did you roll your eyes right now?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff looks at her... Jordan farts and describes the fart...Jeff says it's probably all rotten under that blanket, for her to get under there...Jordan says she has a headache, after the comp she felt greasy...Jeff says easy, breezy, beautiful Cover girl? :🤪 Jeff says it looked like in the HOH comp they all quit or was that just because Kevin was so far ahead?...Jordan says there was no way she was going to catch up...Jeff says Kevin was so focused...Jeff says they were all sliding, they should have run...Jordan says it was so hard...Natalie & Jordan agree they both sucked...Natalie says Russell would have done good, it would have been btw him & Kevin for HOH...Jeff says so that was endurance huh? They start talking about the various rooms and how happy they are the HN room is closed...they say that no one ever went in there to scheme or do anything...Michele says she went in there to meditate...Jeff says he went in there to masturbate and immediately looks at Jordan LOL Jeff then says you can't do anything in here, forget it, he's not getting a youtube of him jerking off...Kevin finally comes out of the DR. Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt1 11:28-11:48pm Kevin comes out of the DR and Jeff who has been laying on his bed, immediately gets up and joins Jordan in her bed...Jeff lays down with his head on Jordan's butt...she asks him if he wants a pillow, he says no, he's got her butt, her booty...Natalie says if he has enough cushion and Jordan says "for the pushin"...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says there's no "pushin" going on here. Natalie gets called to the DR...Jordan keeps playing with his hair and Jeff says it feels so good, he's so relaxed... Jeff thinks they are having a luxury competition tomorrow...Kevin doesn't...they start thinking of what kind of comps they might have...Jeff says he wants to get on a private jet and on the way back go fishing...they want to go on Price is Right...Jeff says how about a soap opera?...Kevin says that would be for Jeff...Jordan says it wouldn't be for her. Michele says it would be cool to meet Drew Carey...Jordan says Price is Right, please, she needs to win...a car, some money...Jeff says a Winnebago and a kitchen set LOL! Kevin says they need to cross promote something new...Jordan says she would want to go on Deal or No Deal, Jeff too...she says the show gives her anxiety, she sometimes has to turn the channel, they talk about Howie Mandel & Bobby's World...Jeff likes him. Feeds cut out & return with Jeff scooting up to get more comfy (between her legs now on a pillow). Kevin says that he thought Jeff was going to give Jordan a massage (since it's Jordan that's rubbing Jeff's head)...Jordan says he is later on...Jeff says he always does...they don't see behind the scenes.:) Jordan starts massaging Jeff's face, he says he has never gotten anything cool like a massage or a facial...Kevin asks if he has any weird bumps on his head, she says no, she can't feel anything...Jordan says she could pluck Jeff's eyebrows right now but Jeff says he just did them. Jordan asks if she sees a blackhead on Jeff can she pop it?...Jeff says no because then it will make a zit...Jordan says she inspects her mom's face for blackheads...Jordan says "Jeff, you don't really have any wrinkles"...Jeff says he uses lotion a lot because he doesn't like being dry and asks if being moisturized will help?...they say yes...Jordan continues to play with his face, massaging it...Jeff asks if this is what they do in a facial?...Jordan shows him what a facial is like...Jeff mmm's and asks if she falls asleep?...Jordan says yeah, almost and they have waterfall music playing and then they massage your shoulders (she demonstrates)...Jeff says that sounds awesome, do guys get them?...Jordan doesn't know but he could...Jeff doesn't think so, it's fancypants...they laugh about how he said fancypants, it sounding like candycane from the movie Joyride with Steve Zahn. Kevin & Michele have left the RR...Jordan bends down and whispers in Jeff's ear what Natalie said about Kevin sticking to the plan, they are after Michele but Jordan is worried that he will put her and Michele up and backdoor Jeff...Jeff has the same feeling...Jordan says they got rid of Russell and now Jeff is the strongest player left so why would he keep Jeff if he can get rid of another strong player. Jordan whispers that if she is put up on the block and she wins veto that she won't take herself off because they'll replace Jeff and she knows he will be voted out, if it's her and Michele she will stay...Jordan promises him...Jeff says he appreashes...Jeff says Kevin said Jeff wouldn't be going up in no way, shape or form. Jordan continues playing with Jeff's hair, she tells him that she doesn't like the way she feels in there anymore...Jeff says what do you mean?...Jordan says with her emotions and everything, she doesn't like the way...she can't explain it well...she feels stupid even saying it...she feels like she is drained and sad, she doesn't like that feeling, it's like an anxious, nervous but sad feeling...Jeff says he knows what she means...Jordan says she worries all the time, it's not a good feeling, leaving or staying... Jeff asks where Michele is, making her move already?...Jordan whispers to Jeff that if Kevin sends Michele home, it's looking good for them...Jordan says Russell was filling people's heads with stuff. Jordan asks if she & Jeff will still be BFF when they get out of there?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan swears that if she wins she will get him the Bears season's tickets...Jeff says he will get her the earrings. Jordan says thanks, appreash. :) Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt2 11:48-11:58pm Jordan says she started a cornrow in Jeff's hair, she'll put him in braids and make him all gangsta...Jeff says hell yeah, that would be awesome...Jordan says "so what's new Jeff?"...Jeff says nothin, no new stories this week...Jordan says yeah, they have their bickering story...Jeff says they have to stop bickering...Jordan says she knows, he's the one that gets frustrated with her...Jeff says he does but Jordan has to laugh it off...Jordan says he gets frustrated with her and then she gets scared, kind of like she needs to stay away from him...Jeff says no...Jordan says you don't think that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says that is how she gets when he is all mad and stuff. Jordan puts on Jeff's glasses... Jeff says it's so relaxi taxi...for her to keep playing with his hair. Jordan in a cute voice says Relaxi Taxi. :) Jordan says Jeff really is blind...Jeff says blond?...Jordan say blind...Jordan can't get the braids to work, she says Jeff can't fall asleep because he has to rub her next. (good luck with that Jordan, lol!) Jeff says he might raincheck it...Jordan says no, she's been good, she's been rubbing him almost every night...Jeff says he rubs her arm, other than that one night when he was fired up (and she rubbed a lot), it's pretty equal. Jordan says she's been doing more than 90/10 maybe now it's like 70/40. 😛 Jeff mmm, hmm's, he says except it doesn't work like that, it has to be 60/40 because he has to fit it into 100...Jordan says that is what she meant Jeff...Jeff says he knows Jordan. Jeff says to make the cornrows with the little rubber bands, he gets up to get some more and he says he's so tired, what's up? he feels like he took a sleeping pill...Jordan whispers that Michele is probably up there telling Kevin stuff, she is worried about this week...Jeff says him too, it's a big week, he says one of them has to win the veto.🙁 Jordan says she feels like he was disappointed in her today...he says no, he just felt like if they had to win this or go home, that wasn't the attitude that was out there and he was just worried about his chances...Jordan says when Natalie said what she said it made her think...Jeff says he already thought about it too...Jeff thinks he can talk to Kevin reminding him that he took him off the block with the veto...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to him before noms. Jordan says if Jeff left she would die and if she left she would cry, she'd be stuck with those crazy people...Jordan goes over the possible scenarios and she says her and Jeff have come this far, she would hate something messing up, she says she would want to cry if Jeff left. 😢She says she would be in the worst mood for the whole time...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks Jeff who he wanted to win more, Michele or Kevin?...Jeff says Michele...she says maybe Michele is up there striking a deal with Kevin...feeds cut out...












