July 27 JeJo leave for study time in the HOH 12 - 12:05 AM Jordan has just finished rubbing Jeff's arm and asks if Jeff is just going up to the HOH to study everything?...Jeff says yes...Jordan thinks it's too early...Jeff says he still wants to go over it...Jordan says they were talking about how things would go if the HOH comp were endurance, BB will tell them to wear athletic gear...Jordan whispers something about Dani staring her down and being so cocky, she thinks she's got this...Jeff says all she wants is to knock him down, wtf is her obsession with him? to get rid of him and Brendon? wtf is her obsession with them?... Jeff suddenly gets up to check if anyone is overhearing, he comes back in and lays down again...Jordan whispers about Shelly and Dani...Jeff says he has Shelly and Adam already...Jeff says he's going up there just in case it's knock out or not endurance...Jordan asks if she should go up there?...Jeff says "yeah, let's just go up there for a little bit"...Jordan hesitates but shows she will go...Jeff says it doesn't hurt, it's a half hour, what else do they have to do?...Jeff opens the door and Jordan asks Jeff to wait for her...they bicker a little while Jordan gets her hoody and then they leave the room to go up to the HOH... JeJo & Brenchel HOH study time 12:05 - 12:56 AM Jeff and Jordan join Brendon in the HOH room to have a study session for the next HOH comp...Jordan vents to Brendon about how irritated she is...they share some laughs as well but generally keep it business...Rachel joins them 20 minutes later or so and they continue quizzing each other...later on they start focusing in on talking about Dani and why she turned against them, they can't understand it… JeJo & Brenchel BB Alums talk - jealousy/not liking Jeff 12:56 - 12:59 AM Jordan and Rachel make the HOH bed while they talk game...Jeff is almost at the point that he wants Kalia gone before Lawon...Brendon agrees, he can't stand both of them...Jordan says that Lawon told Kalia that he's in the best position in the house...Rachel says Lawon drives him crazy...Jeff says it's an idiot coin flip...Brendon can't believe that Dani would want those 2 in jury with them...Jeff says if they make jury then Dani looks like the queen, the funny one, the one that they all follow... Jeff says it has to be jealousy (why Dani wants him out)...Jordan says it could be because she still hangs out with all the past HG's...Brendon and Rachel say yeah...Jordan says "and they don't like"...Jeff finishes saying "me" Jordan says yeah...Rachel says they don't like her and Brendon either...Brendon says BB alumni don't like people that get more attention than them...Jordan says no, because all of them think they're going to be famous LOL Jeff says they don't like him...Brendon says they don't like him because he won stuff and got to do more than they did...Rachel says that's why they don't like you Jeff (ding ding!)...Jeff says "yeah I know"...Rachel starts to say the people that but stops herself saying they know who they are, it's all the people Dani is friends with...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says that's what she was going to say, didn't that girl Annie in their season say that Jeff used, Jeff carried Jordan and Jordan was like... Brendon says they all talk shit about everybody, some of these people live and breathe BB in the hopes they can come back again for All Stars...Jordan says "good for them"...Brendon says "right?"...Jeff says "have fun"...Jordan says "this is the last time I wanna be on here"...Jeff says "I forget how mental I go"...Brendon says right, that's what he told Rachel, was she sure she wanted to do this...Jeff says he forgot...Brendon says he did because they were gone for so long, they had just got back to normal...Jeff says he forgot how crazy he went with everybody and making himself fu**ing sick, he's getting heartburn from getting nervous, stressed, there's no news here, there's no tv, movies, it's 24/7, he dreams about the game, he's in it 24/7, he's making himself sick to his stomach... Brendon says you get people that annoy the shit out of you and you can't get away from them...Jeff says he goes over everything like making sandwiches for this person and they don't do one fu**ing thing, he's going to go home and watch them on tv, he'll gauge his eyeballs out...Brendon says they've fought so hard and to think someone like Kalia and Lawon would win makes him sick...Jordan says people love an underdog...Jeff says they were underdogs, people love that, it would have been a lot harder for them if they had have stuck to their guns (the newbs)... JeJo & Brenchel - Jeff’s heartbreak 12:59 AM JeJo & Brenchel continue chatting...Brendon says that they all have a very good shot at winning...Rachel says that if Keith had stayed in the house they wouldn't have been able to get out Cassi, now Dom, for them to win things...Jeff can't stomach the thought of Dani winning HOH...Rachel guarantees she won't, she'll fight really hard, if it's endurance she'll hold on but compared to Jeff and Brendon she won't outlast...Jeff says he hopes it's something where you get smashed...Brendon says "just to watch her be in pain too"...Jeff says "that would be nice" Rachel says "Brendon! that's horrible"...Brendon won't back down... Jeff says "she wants me to be in heartbreak pain so why can't we see a couple of styroform bats out there"...Jordan says "heartbreak cuz you're leaving me?"...Jeff says yeah... Jordan says "will you cry?"...Jeff says "umm, I might cry but it might be for myself" LOL Jordan’s jaw drops and Jeff says he has to go back to work and watch the rest of the season on tv and if someone says anything about BB he'll be like "la la la la la" JeJo & Brenchel - Praying mantis basket 1:01 - 1:03 AM Brendon says there's no reason they should be going home after what they've been through, remember that night, how insane it was, Jeff's the only reason any of them stayed cuz they would've been gone...Jeff says it would be a way better story if one of them rise up and win and especially with Dani betrayal, fu**ing Judas...Jeff says he was just going to say that...they laugh at how Jerry said Dan would always be a Judas in his book (good imitation by Brendon)...Rachel laughs saying Brendon should say that to her... Jeff starts laughing about something he said in the DR about Dani, he called her a praying mantis because the females, after they have sex, they eat their mates so Dani was like a praying mantis, she fu**ing ate Dom up and spit him right out the door...LOL! they crack up...Jordan asks if they laughed?...Jeff says he doesn't know if they're going to use it... Jordan says Dom wants to be here...Brendon says he does...Jordan says it's too late...Jeff says he can't stay, he's still cuddled up with Dani...Jordan says Dom came and got her bedding to sleep in the HN room...Rachel says they're going to cuddle up tonight...Jeff says he hopes he gets some cuz she gave him a bunch...Brendon says he's getting drunk and he'll say you screwed with me. Jeff says he hopes he goes out with a bang (he did 😔) Jordan asks if she had sex with her guy? (Nick)...Brenchel say no not on tv but they hooked up...Jordan says that she always says "I don't care but"...Jeff says she says that, tears up and twirls her hair around, it's like watching a Charles Manson video...Brendon says she stares down people...Jeff says the second she left the room last night it was back to the same thing...Rachel says that it's happening to her now, she walks into a room and 30 or 10 seconds later she leaves...Brendon says that she came out of her hole dressed like an Indian...Jeff says "we're such bashers"...Brendon says "sorry Native American"...he says he was cutting up sausage, getting his pizza ready, it was taking him a few minutes and the whole time Dani was sitting there staring at him, why is she so fu**ing weird? Jordan says earlier they were all sitting outside and she was sitting by herself in the kitchen, what was she doing?...Rachel says now she's BFF with Lawon which is random...Brendon says it's another minion...Jeff says Kalia got her batteries today for her...they talk about Porsche a little and how they have to be careful what they say to her... JeJo & Brenchel - playing footsie 1:06 - 1:11 AM Rachel leaves the HOH to get water...Jeff says that if he was PT he'd say GTFO of here...Jordan says they like each other, people that like each other don't throw each other under the bus...Jordan pushes her foot towards Jeff, she wants to be rubbed but Jeff takes off his sandal and they stretch out their legs and play footsie instead...Jordan says that PT is taking it pretty good... Jeff says he can't be mad at anybody but Dani...Jordan says he's not even mad...Bren & Jeff say he's mad but he's not going to do anything, he's classy... Jordan says Dani must have been in the DR being all evil saying she had a master plan...Jeff says he said in the DR, what's up, they want Big Jeff out and you don't even tell me anything about it? Brendon says Dani disgusts him more because she swore on her grandma, same with Kalia swearing on every live relative she has...Brendon says they say he eats a lot of food, Kalia is right there, they're battling...Jeff giggles saying "he hates Kalia"...Brendon says "I do, she just disgusts me"...Jeff cracks up! Brendon says that out of all the HG's that talk about masturbating, Adam is the 10th least he wants to hear about, Kalia is the 11th, lol...she talks about sex all the time...Jordan says she probably already has...Jeff says she's snuck a few rubs under the covers...Jordan is speechless LOL Rachel comes back and they release their foot hold... They joke around about Jeff calling Dani the praying mantis again...Jeff says that yesterday after the vet meeting Jordan came up to him and whispered "Brendon and Rachel didn't buy what she was saying right?" and Jeff told her no!...they laugh...Jeff says that Jordan said "you know she still wants to get rid of you right?" and Jeff said yeah...Jordan says she was waiting for her to leave so they could talk, she took off to be with the newbs, she's definitely not with them... Jordan doesn't know why she wouldn't admit what she did...Brendon says she doesn't have the balls to back to up her supposed great game play...they figure Dani wanted Cassi out because of Dom, she got really jealous when Dom washed her hair...Jordan says that's so stupid...Jeff says she makes those eww faces, he wonders what Dick thinks? he's sure he doesn't appreciate them bashing her...Jordan says she's sure Dick thinks it's dumb... JeJo & Brenchel - drunk pirate? 1:38 - 1:41 AM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon continue chatting in the HOH room...they're rehashing everything game again...Brendon says he's at his wit's end with Kalia, why bother being friends with her...Jeff says she was crying again...Jeff says if she was fu**ed with, she'd break...Brendon says Kalia's defense mechanism is crying...they talk about her fake injury...Brendon says he feels like they are living in their house...Jeff says that he won't feel it's his house until next week...they feel like Dick, Keith and Cassi were never even there...Jeff says if he's gone next people will say "Big Jeff was here?"...Brendon says no one will forget him...Brendon says they all need to fight, they're all fighting for each other to stay...Jordan says it would be different if they were in jury...Jeff says yeah, they'd still be part of the game, if he has to go home, eww, he swears he's going into depression...Jordan says what will Jeff do? what will he do at home? will he stay in LA?...Jeff says what does she mean? he'll go home, he'll stay in LA for 7 more weeks and just be a drunk pirate? ...Jordan says she's just asking...Jeff says he's not talking about it...Brendon says not to say anything, Jeff was the one with the positive attitude from the get go… JeJo & Brendon - Rubbing feet/sabatoe & flintstones feet 1:41 - 1:45 AM JeJo & Brendon continue talking...Jeff is twitching his feet...Jordan tells him to stop...Jeff whispers to rub them...Jordan says for Jeff to rub her feet!...Jeff says her feet are gross...Jordan says "my feet are not gross!"...Jordan says he knows, her feet are cute but he doesn't like the whole thing of feet sweat...Jordan says "so you want me to rub your feet with a second toe that's weird and your feet going like this?"...Jeff says he just got out of the shower (Brendon meanwhile is smiling seeing the banter we all witnessed on BB11 ) Jordan says Jeff wants her to rub them but he can't rub hers?...Jeff says smell them, they smell nice, he just got out of the shower...Jordan smells saying they have a little stench to them LOL Brendon says no one has perfect feet...Jeff points to Brendon saying they could be Bredon's, look at the positive side of things Brendon laughs saying he's glad his feet are making others look better...they all laugh...Jeff says the toe looks like it just got whacked in...Brendon says it is ugly, he's not gonna lie, last year the whole theme was the Saboteur so they kept calling it the Sabotoe... Jordan gets up to inspect his feet, she says "your feet are like fingers"...Jeff says they're like the Tales of the Crypt feet...they crack up...Jordan points out that the weird bone...Jeff says it looks like someone broke his foot and all the callouses are dirty...Jordan cracks up...Jeff doesn't even want to talk about the toenail...Jordan says "omg Brendon"...Jeff freaks out that Jordan touched his toe...Jordan says they're like fingers...Brendon says they're just like that but the nail is from accidents he had when he was a kid... Jordan says "your feet are like the Flintstones" LOL! They crack up...Brendon imitates Fred saying "hey Barney! check out my feet! you think I need to go to the podiatrist?" LOL Brendon says "well thank you Jordan, I'm glad I have Flintstone feet"...Jordan puts her foot between Jeff's legs...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "no me"...Jeff says he'll scratch her back...Jordan says ok...Jeff says "deal"...Brendon has accepted his feet...Jordan says Rachel loves him either way...Jeff says that Jordan asks him all the time to rub her feet to break him but how about this? he makes it through next week, she gets a good old foot massage...Jordan says ok...Jeff says she better hang on longer...Brendon says she has extra incentive...Jordan says fine and a back massage, they'll have date night, nobody's allowed to go in their room...Jeff says fine...Jordan says ok... Jordan as she is rubbing smell's Jeff's feet again and says they smell...Jeff says it's from the sandals, he just put them on...Jordan says to smell his own feet, there's a little stench...Jeff waves the smell his way and says he likes to bask in the scent of his own aroma (huh? lol) Jordan smells her own and says they don't smell...Jeff asks if she likes the way he said that like a cologne commercial?...Jordan says yeah...Brendon says he loves how Jordan smells right up in her feet... Brendon moves his foot towards him and Jeff says "oh God, it looks like a rake was coming up there" LOL! they crack up...Jeff says "a broken rake" JeJo & Brendon - try to relax me, c’mon love 1:53 - 1:56 AM Jeff, Jordan & Brendon continue chatting...they're talking about Dani, how she's immature and likes Dom & can't come to grips with it...Jeff says she's definitely been burned before (by men)...Brendon says that Rachel was saying that Dani was getting jealous of Dom washing Cassi's hair before they're even working together...Jeff says she's like a little kid saying eww, he says it jokingly but she means it... Jeff says to Jordan "btw, the back scratch thing is off because you touched my feet for not even 6 seconds"...Brendon giggles..."just so you know so don't go downstairs"...Jordan says stttoppp..."go downstairs and says back scratch time!"...Jordan says "you're the worst"...Jeff says "I'm just letting you know, give and take sister, ok!?"...Jeff says he's the one taking it up the ass over there because he's going to be the one leaving, she could help relax him...Jordan says "I told you I would campaign for everybody to evict me"...Jeff says that doesn't work ok...Jordan says it could work, he doesn't understand... Jeff says "we've been through this before, you tried to campaign and you won a half million dollars ok? there's no campaigning, I'm gone always...and if I yell at you, I'm the fu**ing asshole all the time, so please, try to relax me...you know what I'm talking about"...Jordan gives him a look (down there 😉 ) and Jeff says "no"...they giggle...Jordan says "you saw where my eyes were going"...Jeff says "I know"...Jeff says "c'mon love ♥ I'm stressed out"... Jordan says "I can't win arguments with him ever"...Jeff says what it is is that he talks so much she just gives up, it doesn't even have to make sense... Jeff says it takes a couple of minutes and she gives up, he doesn't ask her for a lot, what does he ask her for other than scratching his back...Jordan says that normally he's too occupied eating a snack and watching a tv show that he's not paying attention to, he pays no attention to her (LOL)...Jeff says what is she talking about?...Jordan says when it's tv and snack she's out of the picture, she has to play with her dog...Jeff tries to explain that just like in here, when you spend all day with someone you sometimes just need a little break to yourself and Jordan will be like "hey remember Pop Tarts!?...what!?"... Jordan says can he imagine living with her, they would kill each other...Jeff says no they wouldn't because he'd go to work and come back...Brendon points out that they have lived with each other and they're doing it again...Jordan says she knows but this is isn't stressful because they're not going to the grocery store (huh? that makes no sense lol)...Jeff says they'd have something fun to do, here they're just going to go banana pancakes... Jordan says they're going to figure it out when they get out of there...Jeff says he knows, she's said it 50 times, lets not stress on that too...Brendon starts talking about his and Rachel's living situation... JeJo & Brendon - BB cliques/gossip/staying offline 2:02 - 2:09 AM Feeds switch to the HOH room again where Jeff, Jordan and Brendon continue chatting...they are talking about Michele from BB11...Brendon says "that one, let me tell you, I've seen two different sides to her, ykwim? that one you were talking about"...Jeff says yeah...Brendon says he's seen two different sides, "that" one and he's met her mom at a reality convention thing, she was super sweet, she voted for a their wedding contest...Jordan is surprised to hear they were in a wedding contest, she asks about it...Brendon explains and says they got in top 15 but there was much more to just the online voting component...Jordan asks who won?...Brendon says they had people writing in telling them not to let them win, that's how fu**ed up people were... Jordan's mouth drops...Jeff says "yeah people are kooky badooky"...Jordan asks if they knew who won?...Brendon says no, it's random, there were a few thousand people entered...Jordan says being in there will help...Brendon says for sure, they also took care of that legally so when they get out if they want to get a wedding show they can do that, he made sure it was in the contract... Brendon brings talk back to Michele and says he thought if she was nice enough to vote for them and put it on their facebook and twitter then well, he saw two sides...Jeff says he saw two sides as well Brendon says he saw the other side, some of the stuff that happened afterwards with her mom selling stuff on eBay...Jeff says he gives everyone a second chance but there's some things you just don't do...Brendon says it doesn't give people permission to do crazy shit... Jeff says for the most part he hung out with Michele and Lydia right after, he thinks Michele is a nice person, he hasn't hung out with her since he's heard all these stories but from what he knows of Michele she's cool ...Jordan says yeah, she's a nice girl Brendon says she is...Jeff says he hears all these stories...Brendon says he just hopes, he knows from his life experiences that she's got a lot of traumatic events in her life and hopes she takes care of that...Jeff and Jordan agree... Jeff says for the most part everyone is good, there's some things he doesn't like about certain people and that's just life, people don't like him but he thinks people don't like him for the wrong reasons and he doesn't really care either.. Jeff says "I don't like the whole Big Brother cliques and all that shit because you go out one night, fu**ing whatever, I get drunk, oh Jeff gets drunk ykwim? there's so much bullshit talk"...Jeff says from what he knows of Michele she's a nice person, maybe she made some bad choices but she just gets bashed and it starts from the people that are on Big Brother so he doesn't want to get involved in all that shit because you do one bad thing and it just circles around, he hates negativity, he hates all that stuff, if there's something online, he doesn't read it because he tries to pursue other things and he was honest with people so in the house people would say to him that he was just pursuing this to get something else and he'd say yeah, he is kinda, he likes acting, he'd like to be in the business, he was honest, he gets off the show and half the people on BB tried to start some kind of career and they were making fun of him about it... Brendon says they're not honest with themselves about what they want and then see Jeff succeeding and it fuels the jealousy (DING! DING! DING! ) Jeff says they were throwing stones...Brendon says when they did Amazing Race it made everybody angrier...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Brendon says that's what happened to Rachel, she got way into the internet stuff and it messed up her head...Jeff and Jordan say you can't do look at that...Brendon says that's why it feels like they just got normal and then came in there again...Jeff says they will come out good, he heard some things about Brenchel and it was bad and he doesn't see it, he sees good Brendon says they went through a shit storm and a lot was from the BB world, even before their whole scandal went down Russell was super cool...Jeff and Jordan say he is...Brendon says Russell said he gave them a pep talk, he was sweet, that's what he likes to hear, they need more like him in BB...Jeff says what about people who sell their socks on eBay? come on!...Brendon says they didn't sell anything, Jeff too...Brendon says if anything he'd sell it for charity...Jeff says he gave some stuff to charity...feeds switch... Purple room - just like old times Part 1 2:15 - 2:24 AM The feeds switch to the purple room right before the 2:15am mark...Jeff and Jordan are getting settled in, they're discussing where "she" is...Jeff is pretty sure "she's" in the other room talking...they lay down and Jeff smiles at Jordan Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says nothing, why does she always say what?...Jordan is about to say that it's cuz he's looking at her "funny" but Jeff asks what the spot on his face is? a mole?...Jordan feels/looks and says yeah...Jeff doesn't know why he just noticed it...Jordan rubs Jeff's face...Jeff says you gotta watch those moles...Jeff wants 15 suntan lotion, they have to ask, did anyone ask (for it)? people complain but no one asks... Jordan says "I like your scruff" ❤ More smiles & a giggle from Jordan...Jeff smells a pillow LOL Jordan asks if it smells clean...Jeff says it smells like outside and then proceeds to smash her face with it gently of course Jeff giggles and Jordan says to not squish her nose...Jeff takes this chance to get into "position" from BB11, leg over Jordan's leg, Jordan's arm draped over Jeff Jordan squeezes his belly a little, Jeff protests and Jordan says in Jeff mode "be nice"...more giggles... A couple of belly pats and cute smiles from Jordan... Jeff says he wants to still be in the house when the fortune teller talks...Jordan says he will be...Jeff shows how he thinks the voice will be, Jordan doesn't think so, she shows what she thinks the FT will sound like, like the E.T. voice Jeff says no way...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he wants to watch E.T. when he gets out of there... Jordan rubs Jeff's belly and says his stomach feels flatter...Jeff says so it was fatter before?LOL Jordan says it feels more muscular...Jeff asks what "this is?"...Jordan says a miniature hamhock Jeff says "I don't look fat right?"...Jordan says "of course"...Jeff says "I do look fat?"...Jordan says "nooo, shut up! you know you look good" Jeff laughs a little while telling Jordan about Big Eric & Big Jim and how he and Big Jim would say they look good with their shirts off (being goofy)...Jordan asks if he's the one that's ripped?...Jeff says no Big E is, Big Jim is like him...control room... Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says he likes anything, if she scratches anything...Jeff says it's more awkward for her...Jordan says cuz she's playing with his armpit hair? Jeff says it smells good...Jordan smells saying it does, it smells real nice...Jeff says it's clean, he didn't do anything stressful...Jordan says it could be braided...Jeff says it couldn't...Jordan tries to twist it...Jordan says to look at hers...Jeff says it's clean, what if it looked like his?...Jordan says eww, would he barf?...Jeff says "no, uh, I wouldn't talk to you" Jordan asks how it looks?...Jeff says "smooth Jazz" but there are "bumpies"...Jordan knows, she says she's going to get laser hair removal...Jeff asks "you are? if you win?"...Jordan says "if you win!"...Jeff tsks saying "if I win!? listen I told you, one step at a time, I gotta get through this week"...Jordan says "we'll go on a big vacay"...Jeff says "for sure"...Jeff says they'll be ok if they get "fu**in crazy" (Dani) out of there, he still can't believe "that"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he can't think about anything else buy why? there's no reason...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "so mean"...they giggle... Jordan asks if Jeff's feelings are hurt?...Jeff says no, he just doesn't know why, he didn't call her a bad name, say or do anything...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that's what drives him crazy, just why? especially why if they took Dom with him and he would've been with them...Brendon gets called to the DR...Rachel walks by and Jeff calls for her asking if she's been in the DR the whole time?...Rachel walks in saying yeah, was it long?...JeJo say yeah, real long...Rachel joins them...Jeff says they came to the PR to get sleepy in there...Jordan admits to farting just then, she says sorry...Jeff can't believe she tried to sneak one...Jordan says it was a hot one Jeff covers up his nose/mouth LOL...JeJo & Rachel continue chatting a little about game...Brendon then joins them and they chat a little, Brendon leaves to go to the DR & Rachel leaves with him, they say their goodnights… Purple room - just like old times Part 2 2:24 - 2:34 AM Jeff and Jordan continue hanging out in the purple room...Brenchel have just left...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff asks "what's up?"... Jordan starts blowing on Jeff's neck and they start giggling...Jeff smiles saying "no, don't don't" Jordan gives Jeff a noisy kiss and tries to tickle his neck again...Jeff smiles...Jordan says Jeff isn't letting her get in there...Jeff says he knows, it tickles...Jordan wants to try the other side...Jeff turns and says "lemme see"...Jordan tries tickling him but it's not working too well...Jeff says "it's not as much"...Jordan tries again on the other side and Jeff squirms away saying "this side tickles, I dunno why"...Jordan continues and Jeff says "alright stop, hey! stop getting worked, you're like a puppy, stop getting worked up"... Jeff says "I'm trying to fu**ing relax over here"...Jordan giggles...they get in "position" again and Jeff warns her to "not"...Jordan says she's not going to...Jeff asks what is wrong with her?...Jordan snuggles in saying she just wants to play...they get quiet... Jordan asks Jeff to play with his hair...Jeff pets her a few times lol and says he wants to go to sleep, he's getting frustrated...Jordan sits up thinking Jeff means he wants to literally go to sleep, she says "let's go"...Jeff gets tongue-tied and says he's frustrated because he doesn't want to go in the DR...Jordan says Jeff wants to go to bed (pretending to sleep) so BB won't call them...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that's the only reason he wants to go to bed...Jeff says yeah... Jeff doesn't want to do an hour DR...Jordan doesn't either...Jeff says BB asks him to say it funny and he doesn't feel like it...Jordan asks if he's negative?...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says she was bitter tonight...control room... Jordan says she looks like a ghost...Jeff says she looks tanned when she's outside...Jeff says his face got red huh?...Jordan mmm, hmm's, she says her makeup she got from the doctor is 30 but Jeff can't use it because it's powder, he should wear 45 on his face to protect it...Jeff says he does, he goes out for 15 mins, gets hot and then puts lotion on...Jordan says he does good...Jeff says today he didn't, that's why he's red...Jordan says he got a bit of color...Jeff feels like last time they were darker...they discuss the differences in the lotions they had last time compared to now... Jeff notices a weird hair on his arm and asks Jordan to help pull it out...they work on that for a bit...Jordan has a hangnail ....that helped pass about 15 seconds and then Jeff says "what else?" LOL...Jeff closes his eyes and Jordan says "that's it"...they get quiet... Jordan says "remember when we'd always go to our green room and just like lay down?"❤ ...Jeff mmm, hmm's recalling the bike that lit up...Jeff says "that was 2 years ago man"...Jordan says "doesn't it fly by?"...Jeff says "yeah it does"... Jordan says it feels like it was just last season kind of, she has forgotten some things...Jeff says yeah, he forgot how stir crazy you go, he wasn't even thinking about that, the paranoia and stuff, you get engrossed in it...Jordan says the paranoia & emotions, you go through so many...Jeff talks about the rollercoaster effect, he asks if it's everybody or just him cuz he's wacky?...Jordan says it's everybody, you get upset...Jeff says his temper is small but they agree he's done good at controlling it... Jordan says every once in awhile Jeff goes off with his hands, she tries to describe how Jeff's face looks/changes when he's mad, when he does that facial expression that's how she knows he's really mad, kind of like how her lip goes up when she smiles, when he gives that look, she knows to leave Jeff alone...Jeff says "really?"...she tries...what the?... They laugh...Jordan says he does "this face" and he does it every time, she knows he can't see it but his face gets all weird...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan wants to point it out...Jeff says not to...they banter about this...Jeff in the Waterboy voice says "stop making fun of me" ...they talk about Waterboy and funny lines from that...some cute laughs... Jeff then takes a loose thread from the pillow and puts it on Jordan's face LOL Jordan then plays with it on Jeff's face, she leaves it there and Jeff doesn't realize it Jeff then does realize and freaks out a little Jordan giggles, Jeff says he has a strong gag reflex when hair goes in his mouth...Jordan says imagine all her hair in his mouth...Jeff asks why she's goofy all of a sudden...Jordan says "I don't know, can we not be?"...Jeff says it's going to be 3 in the morning again...Jordan leans in and they kiss... Purple room - burning Jeff 2:34 - 2:42 AM JeJo continue hanging out in the purple room...they share a cute kiss and then Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go to bed?...Jeff says kinda, he's not tired, he's tired but...Jordan wonders what they can talk about?...she says that Peyton's dog business is picking up, she wonders who all he's dog sitting for now?...Jeff says he's never going to be home... Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks his brother & fam are doing?...Jeff says same shit, hanging by the pool, it's summer, Ali is off work...Jordan asks if Jeff is missing anybody's birthday?...Jeff says Scott...Jordan says she always thinks Scott's is Oct 27...Jeff says that's Eric's...Jordan knows but she forgets and thinks Scott & Peyton have the same bday...Jeff says it's weird... Jeff wacks Jordan with a pillow Jordan says Jeff's arm looks bigger...Jeff says it's because it's smashed LOL Jordan says no, his forearm looks bigger, she noticed it earlier...more banter...Jordan wants to go to bed...Jeff wants to scissor kick & tickle her LOL...Jordan protests "Jeffff"...Jeff lets go...Jordan says she just wants to hit him...Jeff says he just wants for no reason to kick her head off more banter and play fighting...Jeff holds her in a submission lock... Jordan says it hurts...Jeff says they do it in the UFC, Tony knows all those moves, it's ridiculous...Jeff warns Jordan he's going to poot, he does it smells, Jeff starts airing it out, Jordan doesn't smell it...Jeff says "it came right up and bit me" LOL Jordan says "alright, c'mon smelly"...Jordan gets up and Jeff says "try to drag me off"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "drag me off"...Jordan thought he was saying something else ;)...Jeff says "or try that too" LOL! Jeff says "what if I was in a fire?"...Jordan says "oh, c'mon don't say that...I'd have a really hard time"...Jordan tries to no avail...she says to not get mad if she hurts him...Jeff says to get him off, he's gonna burn...Jordan says "I'm trying, you might just burn" Jeff makes dying sound effects LOLand asks if she really cannot move him?...Jordan says no, he's too heavy...Jeff thinks she should be able to drag him, what if he's in the fire and knocked unconcious?...Jordan says he's gonna burn unless she gets someone else to get him...Jeff thinks she should be able to... Jordan tries a different tactic to no avail...Jeff gives her a head start but can't believe she can't do it...Jordan insists he's too heavy...Jordan tries again saying "wake up"...Jeff is total dead weight haha...Jeff yells because she pulled his skin off (big baby! lol)...Jordan says she's supposed to rescue him from the fire...Jeff says his skin is hot and burned him already... Jeff wants to try pulling Jordan, she lays down and he does it pretty easily but admits that the surface doesn't help, it was hard...Jeff wants to be dragged back to the room...Jordan will show him how it's done Jordan drapes Jeff over her back to carry him and Brendon walks by... They chit chat and tell him what they were doing...control room...when the feeds return Jeff is heading to the DR...Jordan says goodnight heading to the candy room...Jeff says it's not goodnight, he's going to come wake her up when he's done... Quick goodnight 3:01 - 3:03 AM Jeff joins Jordan in bed...a couple of secret smiles and some inaudible talk (audio is muted) and laughs...audio comes on just in time for them to kiss goodnight and say their "I love you's"... Jordan is gripy 11:33 AM Jeff is outside finishing up eating, he goes inside the kitchen to put away his and Rachel's dishes...Jordan is in the kitchen, she says she's gripy...Jeff asks "you're gripy?"...Jordan says yeah, she's gripy...Rachel offers to wash the dishes...Jeff playfully asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jordan says when people try to talk to her she just wants them to get away from her right now...Jeff says yeah, he always gets like that, he's rubbing off on her...they high five... Jordan says she's gripy again...Jeff says it's like when people try to fake talk to you and be like "hey, so what's up? what's in that granola cereal? and you're like get the f**k away from me with your fake questions"... Jordan asks what she should eat?...Jeff asks if she wants to come listen to him poop? LOL Jeff then grabs Jordan in a choke hold, he lets go and she coughs, she slaps Jeff's arm and Jeff pretends to slap her...Jordan walks away saying geez...Jeff says "wow, you are gripy, I'll talk to you in about an hour"...Jordan says "shut up Jeff"...Jeff says "whoa! you got a 2 hour ban just for that comment"... Jeff brings Jordan into the purple room 11:36 - 11:40 PM Apparently the 2 hour ban is over LOL because 2 minutes after saying that Jeff and Jordan meet up in the hallway...Jeff asks where she was, he went looking for her in the candy room...Jordan says she went to the SR...Jeff doesn't quite believe her and says something fishy is going on...they hug a couple of times and Jeff calls her into the purple room, they walk in holding hands...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says nothing, he wants her to relax for a second, he grabs her and takes her down onto the bed... They laugh and Jordan asks what Jeff has to tell her?...Jeff says nothing, she was just crabby...Jordan says she knows, she's just annoyed... Jeff says she probably had a bad dream about people being in your ear so she's sick of it already...they talk about what Jeff was eating...Jordan sits up and Jeff takes the opportunity to grab her boob LOL Jeff asks why she was so gripy crabby, just sick of everything?...Jordan says people make her sick in this house...they high five and then whisper some game about Dani and Kalia (Jordan looks gorgeous here ) ...Jeff says "that" is why she's really annoyed...Jordan says it isn't, it's just everything and if Dani wins HOH she's going to be really annoyed...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff kisses her neck...Jeff says he'd love to cuddle but he has to poop Jordan says there's always excuses...Jeff says it's not, he brought her in there...Jordan gives him one last kiss and they get up to go...Jeff wants her to come and listen to him poop...Jordan says no and grabs his butt crack LOL Jeff says she stuck it in there (as he pinches her butt) and it's already halfway out... (These two! 😀) Quick backrub 11:55 - 11:57 AM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY, Brendon is on the elliptical...Jordan comes outside and sits by Jeff...Jeff asks her if she's going to sit by the pool with him or just kick it?...Jordan doesn't respond, she's still gripy...Jeff reaches over and rubs Jordan's back...they talk about the lockdown and the upcoming endurance comp...palm trees...they talk about their own endurance comp and Jordan fusses with her hair...Jeff goes inside… Rachel’s HOH time Part 1 12:16 - 12:19 PM It's HOH picture time...Rachel wants to take a group shot...they set up the camera to take a pic of the whole group behind the BY couches...Jeff and Jordan pose cutely as usual... and then they are told to do a goofy pose... Jeff and Jordan check out the pictures on the camera and then head to the pool... Rachel’s HOH time Part 2 12:22 PM Feeds switch to the Jeff and Jordan who are at the pool, Jeff in the pool, Jordan sitting nearby...Rachel is coming over to take more pics, she says "pretend like you like each other" she takes the first pic... Rachel says that is actually super cute...Shelly offers to take a pic of the 4 of them (JJBR)...they take a couple of cute shots, one of Jordan with sunglasses, one without... Shelly says they look like professional pictures, they look at the camera and are satisfied with them Pool time - Aww love/celeb talk 12:23 - 12:34 PM Picture time is over...Brenchel and Shelly leave and Jeff and Jordan are left by the pool...Jeff says "aww love" ♥ Jordan says she's not working out...Jeff says she's been working out good, she should rest...Jordan says she doesn't feel like getting sweaty... Jeff and Jordan banter about the movie Blow...Jordan says it's the first movie she's going to go rent after they get out of there...and E.T. Shelly says E.T. is a great movie...Jordan says she loves Blow because it's based on a true story, Johnny Depp is the best...Jeff says he's the best, he can do anything...Jordan says omg if Johnny Depp came in there! she didn't even know what to say to "this guy"...Jeff says no, the Hoff was great because you could just talk to him but Johnny Depp doesn't even go out in public, he lives in France so to see someone like him in there would be crazy... Jordan asks if Shelly likes Jessica Simpson?...Shelly says sure...Jordan would like her or Carrie Underwood...Jeff thinks he could talk to them...Shelly says if you want to see a breakdown in the house bring in Johnny Depp and not invite Jeff to see him...Jeff says he's his favorite actor, that's why...Jordan says something about him, the way he looks, carries himself, he's just hot...Jeff says he likes seeing celebs but gets more pumped up at sports figures... Jordan says for her 21st bday she went out with her parents to a restaurant, there was a range rover with the plate "Jordan" on it, they went in and Michael Jordan was in there, her dad was so excited and wanted to go see him but she didn't really care...Jeff says maybe if it was Jessica Simpson she would've cared LOL They continue talking about sports figures...Kalia has arrived and takes over the conversation they then talk about football players… Jordan calls a house meeting 1:10 - 2:30 PM Jordan calls a house meeting...tempers flare, voices rise, name calling, it had a little bit of everything Talking it out after the house meeting 3 - 3:16 PM Feeds switch to Jordan who is entering the HOH room...Jordan calls out Jeff?...Jeff, who is in the bathroom, says "yeah love" ♥ Jordan says she was talking to Shelly and she really needs to talk to them after her DR...Jeff asks what that means?...Jordan doesn't know but she wants to fill them in...Jeff starts getting paranoid that it's a bad thing that she wants to talk to them...Jeff lays down on the floor... Jordan says she doesn't think Shelly is abandoning them...they talk about both of them talking to Kalia and pretending everything is cool but it's not...Jeff isn't even worried about Kalia, it's Dani right now...Jordan says that Dani at first was hiding around the corner listening but she did get called out...Jeff says yeah but she doesn't care at all, that's what's wrong with her, he's not her biggest threat in the game, get real, get real, it's 100% something else, if he's so good wouldn't she want to align with him, use him and then get rid of him, it's something inside, she'll never admit to it but it's something deeper than her saying he's a good player, it has nothing to do with it, it's not the game, she's playing on a personal level and now he is too. Jordan says she told the DR this is going to be quite the HOH, no deals will be made...Jeff says they will once they start crying up there...Jordan says at least they got it all out to everyone's satisfaction, she asks if Jeff wants to be left alone?...Jeff says no...Jordan wonders again what Shelly wants...she says that Dani is probably acting like the victim in there...Jeff says 100%...150%... Jeff says the way Dani talks to people, it's like he's a piece of shit to her, the faces she makes like a 4 year old, he gets fu**ing so pissed, it's fu**ing rude and she acts like she wants to fight him, what is he supposed to do? it's a girl, keep yelling and fu**ing drive himself crazy? it's like she wants to fight him, he gets so fired up, my God, fu**ing he gets so pissed, this house, he hates it in there... Jordan can't believe Dom isn't more mad at Dani...Jeff says he doesn't care, he tried to make him see but Dom was trying to call them out...Jordan tells Jeff how Dom was acting before when Jeff wasn't in the room, he wasn't being like that and then that's why she called the meeting... Jeff says "I didn't mean to tell you to shut up but you were talking a lot and bringing up points that drift the conversation, you're like Julie even asked me, that has nothing to do with the conversation and you don't want to give people ammunition saying see, production is against us, no matter what happens next week, if Dani doesn't win, it's production's fault"...palm trees...they continue talking about Kalia...Jordan says Jeff has to be nice to her...Jeff says he was super nice, gave her a hug...Jordan says she said he made rude comments...Jeff says they made up, he told her the reason he was mean is because she lied to his face, don't make her the victim, he's the one that was victimized and took it up the ass with the backdoor plan... They talk about why Dani said she wanted Jeff out...Jeff says he can't even spell and he's the biggest threat in there? now he might be cuz he's juiced up...Jordan says it's good they said that but people might want to target her...Jeff's not so sure...Jeff says Shelly went off for awhile...Jordan is curious to see what she says...Jeff turns on the spyscreen...Jeff says it's nothing new, just out in the open and she didn't take any blame for it...Jordan says the Shelly thing AGAIN...Jeff chuckles and says let's see what it is...Jordan says Rachel was up here blogging when BB told her she might want to go down to the meeting LOL Jeff says "did you call the house meeting?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff giggles...Jordan says that she's the little tattletale kid. Jeff says the way Dani talks to Rachel is embarrassing...Jordan imitates her...Jeff then says that Dani was saying Jeff hated Porsche, why did she say that? making more trouble...Jordan says she also brought up the Cassi thing, Dani was the girl that was threatened by her...Jeff doesn't understand why Dom is defending her...Jordan says that he likes her...Jeff says that shouldn't matter...Jordan liked the way Rachel called out Dani...Jeff says to go get Shelly...Jordan says she's in the DR... Jordan asks about Adam...Jeff's not sure what's up with him, he tried to hide from the meeting, him and Porsche did...they wonder if Adam is with the newbs again...Jeff tries to remember something Adam said outside to him...Jordan wonders if maybe what Shelly wants to talk about has to do with Adam... Jordan says Jeff needs to cut his nose hairs Jordan says stressful, stressful...Jeff says always, always...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to make food?...Jeff says for Jordan to wait for Shelly while he listens to some music...Jordan leaves... JeJo & Rachel chat in the purple room 3:53 - 4:25 PM Jeff and Rachel talk game in the purple room, they discuss the meeting, Dani and the endurance comp...Jordan joins them and they continue chatting, then Shelly joins them for a little bit to talk game...Jeff steps out briefly and returns...more talk and then Shelly leaves...a little later Jordan moves over to Jeff and cuddles into him... More continuous game talk, mostly about Dani, why she did what she did and how she's so mean...Jordan thinks that it's because she's so friendly with all the BB people that don't like Jeff and how excited they would be if Dani could get Jeff out Rachel says they would be cheering her on...Jeff says she just got 10,000 fans if she gets him out LOL Jeff doesn't know why...Rachel says it's because people are jealous when they have things they don't get, people are just jealous that they are back in the house right now, Jeff agrees...Jordan says this is the last time she's doing this...Jeff says he can't believe he forgot how emotional it gets in there, how hard it is, he can't even sleep at night because you think about every f**king stupid thing.....more game talk while they have a little footsie match They go over how they've done so far in the game, Jeff says it's hard for 3 couples to get through this game successfully...more animated game talk during footsie play...they discuss the possibility of Brendon & Jeff going to jury and at least Rachel & Jordan would have each other in the house ...more game talk (rinse & repeat) Real life stories in the PR 5:02 - 5:14 PM Jeff, Jordan, Brendon & Rachel share real life stories in the purple room Do you still love me love? 8:59 - 9:04 PM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon are talking game in the purple room...Brendon leaves the room and immediately Jeff says "do you still love me love?" ♥ ...Jordan says "aww, of course" she kisses Jeff... Jeff asks if it was crazier last time or the same?...Jordan brushes Jeff's hand with her face and says "same", she says she thinks their season was crazier but they weren't involved in any of it...she kisses Jeff's hand again... Jordan smells Jeff's hand and says it smells like celery... Jordan sits up and says last time they weren't as involved with the whole Ronnie thing...Jeff says he can't believe she won last time, he was there and he still doesn't believe it... Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says well he got to 5th, she won, he still can't believe it, he can't believe she got through all this bullshit...Jordan thinks he might this time...Jeff thinks she might too because she's on no one's radar... Jordan says Shelly told her that if Dom stays their target is Jeff, Bren then Rachel and her, them 4 first then they'll go for each other...Jordan says they can do it tomorrow, it's 7 vs 1, he's a strong person he can do it...Jordan asks if he wants to be left alone?...Jeff says no but she doesn't have to be on top of him...Jordan is just trying to talk...Jeff still doesn't get why Dani came after him...Jordan says that she's jealous and they're going after Rachel more than her because she's seen as clueless Jordan tells Jeff he's not going anywhere...Jeff says he's target #1 and if this comp is favored for her ugh, she has an advantage no matter what so don't tell him he's not going anywhere and he's target #1, he has no chance if the comp is something hanging, it will benefit her...Jordan lays her hair down on Jeff's chest and wants him to rub it...he does very briefly and then Brendon walks back in... PR - sweet cuddles/NNMs/Edamame 9:32 - 9:37 PM Jeff and Jordan are hanging out in the purple room with Adam, Porsche and Brendon...they're throwing around the orange ball and Jeff accidentally throws it too hard into Jordan's face...Jeff gives her a free pass to throw it at him...she does...Jordan can't resist any longer and she lays on top of Jeff cuddling him...Jordan says Jeff made her headache worse...Jeff asks if she took Advil?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "I hate you" Jordan says "you love me"... Jeff squeezes Jordan with his legs and then Jordan kisses him...kisses him again...Jordan sits up and they chit chat while Jordan plays with Jeff's legs...Jordan lays back down on top of Jeff...Jordan says she thinks she's going to get herself some NNM's...Porsche says NNM's?...Jeff says she always says it that way...Brendon says it's like the way Rachel says Edaname...Jeff says he heard she can't say that...Brendon says he's said it 3 million times and she never says it right now matter how many times she corrects her. They call Rachel over to see if she'll say it correctly, she doesn't, she says "Edaname" meanwhile Jordan has gotten up...Jeff asks her what she's getting to eat?...Jordan says NNM's Adam tries to get her to say M&M's to no avail...Jordan likes NNM's, she's always said that...Jeff says Jordan's brother says the same thing...Jordan says so does her mom...Jeff says Oh! whatever their mom says is exactly right, it's like the waterboy...Jordan says she also says "kleenax" instead of "kleenex" and she used to say "pasghetti" instead of "spaghetti"...Jordan leaves... It’s official Jeff hates Dani 10:47 - 10:49 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are in the purple room chatting...Shelley comes by and they chat about the endurance comp coming up, she leaves...Rachel says that Dani won't even look at her...Jordan says she shouldn't have called her an idiot...Rachel says there are worse things she said...Jeff says she's very mean, very mean to Rachel, but she's very mean in general, she's got no heart...Rachel agrees saying she's a mean girl...Jeff says "I don't, I don't like her, it's official"...Rachel says she's officially on Jeff's list and her list too...Jeff says "I do not like her"... Rachel says it makes no sense...Jordan says it would so cool if they said that the key holders do not get to play in the HOH...Jeff prays that that happens and says he'd have a boner...Rachel laughs...Jeff says something negative for them...Rachel says Jeff is right, Dani would freak out... Jordan asks what if they'd never talked, never figured all this out and they would have been backdoored...Rachel says they would have never done that...Brendon walks in and agrees, it would be such a dumb move... Trimming nose hair banter/kiss on BBAD 10:49 PM Purple room chat continues...Jeff asks Jordan "where's your nose hair trimmer?"...Jordan says it's in their room...Jeff says "where?" Jordan says "why, my nose hair needs to be trim?" Jordan stumbles over her words saying that didn't even make a sentence, she says again "does my nose hairs need to be trim?" Jeff says "duh, trim-duh...I'll give you a thousand dollars if you tell me why I asked you that?" Jordan says "cuz of your nose hairs" Jeff says "ohh!" Jordan says "I know but I was saying do mine?" Jeff says "and when you asked me this a couple of hours ago did I tell you no?" Jordan says "yeah, I just wanna make sure" Jeff says "ok, I just wanna make sure we had this conversation and I wasn't dreaming" Staredown (in the background Rachel says to Brendon they should start trimming each other's nose hairs and Brendon says whoa! LOL) Jordan tells Jeff to go out there...Jeff looks in the mirror...Jeff says "you told me I had long nose hairs"...Jordan says she didn't say "long" nose hairs...palm trees... While the feeds were on palm trees, Jeff and Jordan banter some more and share a little kiss, it was shown on BBAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDvW1tbSKs4 Jordan says "I'm gonna go get em" Jeff says for her to find some hallucinitive drug he can take while she's back there Jordan gives him the look and says she's gonna win something where they can all leave for the day...Brenchel says "God, please pick us"...Jordan leaves... Nose hair trimming 10:56 - 11 PM Jeff and Jordan use Jordan's tool to trim their nose hairs. Not a pretty sight, not even the cutest couple ever can make this look cute LOL According to Jeff, Jordan has the tiniest nostrils PR - grooming stories & affection 11:09 - 11:16 PM Feeds switch to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Adam and Brendon...they're talking about the other side's shenanigans, they're calling Dani the bus driver LOL Jeff chuckles over Kalia just telling him she's sorry and then she's over there rounding up everybody...Brendon says he doesn't care, just stop it...Jeff says you never beat a horse this much outside the house, if you talk about this over and over outside the house you end up in an insane asylum...Adam says you're allowed to...Jeff says it's encouraged... Jeff touches his nose saying he feels some in there (still)...Adam says you need nose hairs...Jeff says he has a couple of jams in there...Adam says you need them to filter dirt and dust...Jeff says he told Jordan but she was going for a cleaning...Adam says he clips the ones that hang out Brendon says the worse is when there's one just sticking out...Jordan says her brother gets them trimmed with scissors at the salon...Adam gets his eyebrows done and compliments Brendon on his eyebrows...Jeff says the unibrows are the worst...Adam finds a blond hair...Jeff says it's Jordan's...Adam says it looks grey...Jeff says it's Jordan's cuz it's so white, it's white at the top, it looks dirty, it's probably Jordan's LOL Adam asks if Jordan's stressed? Jordan says "you're so mean to me"...Jeff says "no, I'm not, I'm just kidding, jokes are made of love"...they look at each other and Jeff says "you wanna hug me right now"...Jordan says "come over here"...Jeff comes over...Jeff gets comfy on Jordan's lap and Jordan kisses him...they chat about the cameras in there and Jordan kisses Jeff again... Adam says he wants to get inside the walls...Jordan says it's really awesome...they ask if they have been?...they lie and say no they didn't see them last year Jordan says they watched Brenchel sleep right before the competition and people walking around, she tells Brendon she saw them in their pool room, the HN room now... They continue talking about production lol and Jeff gets called to the DR... Hug for Jeff 11:54 PM The HG's are in the kitchen doing a mock interview of Dom by Julie Chen (tomorrow) when he's evicted...they're discussing a good nickname for Dom outside the house, Dom wonders if PT will stick...they all think so...Jordan goes up to Jeff and gives him a big hug while Jeff says if he had a nickname "part time" his friends would love it...

August 2 Bathroom to the purple room to the candy room - game talk 2:34 - 2:50 AM The feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the bathroom whispering game, they decide to go into the purple room to talk more...they talk about the house dynamic now and deals that are being made...just before the 2:38am mark Jeff tells Jordan to get closer to him, he's tired of her not hearing what he's saying from the other side of the bed LOL They talk about Porsche and Jeff says he can't talk to her and Jordan says she's probably going to come after them They talk about Adam, Jordan says it's good for her to talk to him, Jeff agrees and says he doesn't know what to think of him yet...Jordan says Dani is just putting stuff in people's heads...Jeff knows...Jordan says she wishes Brendon would've used the veto to save himself not Rachel...Jeff agrees...Jordan wonders if he regrets it... Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside and talk?...Jeff says what else is there to talk about?...Jordan asks if he wants to go in the room?...Jeff says yeah, they could...they both leave to go to the candy room...they pass Adam on the way in and ask him if he wants to come in and crack jokes?...Adam gets up to put his costume on...in the meantime Jeff and Jordan continue whispering about the HG's...they talk about how Lawon said he was an entertainment lawyer, yeah right! Jordan & Jeff don't believe it...Jeff says that when Rachel talks and they all talk and stuff he doesn't say a lot of things that he would just say to Jordan Jeff says that he doesn't want Rachel coming back at some point saying that "Jeff said this" (smart man )...they talk about Lawon again, Jeff says he's not an entertainment lawyer, he could barely read the card (when he was hosting) Jeff giggles about thinking he smells Cruddy in there and grabs his cologne to spray the room, he says he loves it Jordan wonders if people will say anything about Adam being in there talking to them?...Jeff says no...Jeff then complains about Porsche and how he did her sheets for her and then she just threw theirs on the bed and Jordan made the bed...he calls her a fu**ing bitch and says she could put them back to show a little respect Adam comes in and Jeff changes while Jordan and Adam whisper game...Jordan says she doesn't trust Porsche at all...Jeff says he doesn't either...(J&J were SPOT ON with their analysis of Porsche)...Jeff at one point says that he doesn't know what it is but when Porsche talks he doesn't even want to listen ..Jeff leaves to get some Neosporin and then Porsche walks in and game talk stops… Candy room - lotion love/dirty but cute talk 2:53 - 3:08 AM Jeff comes back from the bathroom and joins Jordan, Adam & Porsche in the candy room...Jeff has one of his sweatpant legs up because he has put Neosporin on it...they talk about how he looks like he's a drug dealer...Porsche says the right means you're selling, the left means you're buying...Jeff says he's never heard that, he thought they just did it to look cool...Porsche says she's not sure that's right but she heard that...Jeff says what is he then?...Adam says he's selling...Jeff says "f**k yeah, I am, you need something?" he looks in his drawer...Adam says he needs a lot...Porsche says she has Ricola's LOL Jeff asks what he wants?...Adam says he wants that (the 10K card in Jeff's drawer)...Jeff says no, that's his "buy" money ...Adam says Jeff gets a 10K card and he gets a fu**ing elf suit...Jeff says he had a chance too...Adam says 20% chance...Jeff says he had a 50/50 chance...they talk about the ski comp and who was going to fall when... Adam asks how many Italian beef sandwiches can Jeff buy with that?...Jeff says after taxes about 18 Adam says sorry, they shouldn't be talking about food in front of Jordan...Jeff asks if Jordan likes beef sandwiches?...Jordan says hmm...Porsche says she likes everyting right now...Jordan says anything sounds good right now, she's so hungry...Adam asks Jeff if he's taken her for those?...Jeff says of course, he takes her every time...they talk about Giardinera, what's in it, Jeff says he could make it but needs different stuff from BB for it... Jeff brings up one time on BB11 that people in the house were acting like little kids at times so BB would do something to make them happy so BB went to CVS and bought stuff for people, Jeff got hairspray and toothpaste because he had that "Tom's bullshit" LOL Jordan says she got lotion, she didn't know what to get...Porsche says she would get better lotion, it stinks...Jordan says she's so dry...Jeff says he lubes up every second...Jordan offers Adam some Aveeno lotion and gets a little crazy with it...Adam says stop stop! he's just doing his hands...Jeff giggles... Jordan says she thought he wanted to do his body too...Jeff says to Jordan, look how much lotion you gave him and then tells Adam not to wipe it on his sheets...Jeff then gives Porsche shit for not doing his bed LOVE IT! Adam & Jordan continue talking about lotion and then Jordan says to Jeff that she set the lotion on the side for him...Jeff says "thank you love" ♥ ...Jordan says she's been having it out for him...Jeff says thanks... They talk about Kalia & Dani and how BB told them several times to "stop that!" and to "knock it off", they wonder what they could have been doing...Porsche doesn't know and says a porno? Jeff says Porsche is a dirty little bird...they talk about Showtime and how Porsche and Adam's dance was on there...Jeff says Porsche had her ass right in Brendon's face...Porsche says she was supposed to dance on Jeff too but she was uhhhh Jeff says "good call"...Porsche says she had pantyhose on...Jordan says she looked cute...Adam says Porsche offered him to wear her bikini bottoms and he said she was crazy, he wouldn't fit into those...Jeff says that would've been funny... Adam says he promised Farah, no kissing , no sticking, no penis on the internet...Jordan says "what's sticking?"...Porsche and Jeff say "sex"...Jordan says "oh...sticking"...Jeff says "no kissing, no sticking? doesn't sticking involve the kissing?"...Adam says "not always" Porsche says "oh God"...Jeff says "you think some chick is just gonna say slide it in" 😂 Adam says it's happened before Jeff says "listen we've been in here 40 days, just go ahead and slide it in, no kissing" 😂 Adam talks about one of his pre BB interviews and FISH...they continue chatting and Jeff sticks out his hand...Jordan clasps it...Jordan continues clasping and unclasping...they talk about when she's going to be off HN's...Adam says it sucks that the two people on the block (J&BR) are both HN's, they can't even stress eat...Jeff says "which she would love"...Jordan says she always stress eats...Adam says everybody does...they talk about Jordan possibly being lactose intolerant and how she's pooping out everything...Adam says even when Jordan talks about poop it's cute LOL They then talk about the name Cruddy, how did they come up with that...Jeff and Adam explain he's like Buddy the Elf but creepy...Jeff says he had to explain to someone in the DR who Cruddy was the girl said the name was mean...they talk more about the DR and the tv show and how it's edited...Porsche asks if they never watched their season?...Jordan says she did but Jeff never did...Adam says they were never fans of the show?...Jordan say no, Jeff says no, they didn't really know it existed, he watched it a little on the computer but didn't know about live feeds and Showtime, he kind of liked that he didn't know what was going to happen... Adam asks a little bit about the cast of BB11 but Jeff won't take the bait eg. Adam says that Lydia was annoying...Jeff - silence ...Adam says she came off as annoying, the 2nd half of the show was her and unicorns and Jessie and handjobs (eek! LOL)...Jeff giggles and they both say nothing Adam tells Jordan to say "handjob"...she does and Adam says that didn't sound too cute...Jeff says to say "dirty old handjob"...she does and they laugh... Porsche says that sounded cute...Adam says on that note, piss, cigarette...Jeff says "and a dirty old handjob?" Adam says he does have a lot of lotion on...Jordan says eww Cruddy...they turn off the lights and Adam leaves... Lingering goodnight kiss 3:34 AM Jeff and Jordan are snuggled in bed in the candy room, they're playing the animal game with Porsche, Kalia and Adam...Porsche has an animal in mind and the others are trying to guess...Jordan props herself up and says she's about to go to bed...Jeff guesses boar?...he's not right...Jordan leans in for a goodnight kiss...they kiss...Jeff asks "you going to bed?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I love you" and they share a more lingering kiss... Jordan says "love you too" and she gets up to leave...Jordan says she's tired and Jeff says "go to sleep lover" ♥ she says goodnight to all in the room and heads out... HN room - Jeff spoons Jordan 9:02 - 9:06 AM Jeff is brushing his teeth in the bathroom...Rachel is there as well...Jeff asks her if Brendon is up?...Rachel says yeah, he's outside talking to Shelly...Jeff says "yeah, I'm gonna go lay down with Johrrdan"...Rachel aww's...Jeff leaves...Rachel says "be careful in that room"...Jeff says "omg"... Just after the 9:04am mark the feeds switch to the HN room where Jeff is spooning Jordan under a mess of blankets LOL Jordan peeks out and says she forgot to change her batteries, she'll be right back...Jeff says "ok love" ♥ ...Jeff says he would get them for her but BB will yell at him...Jordan says he's fine and she leaves… Pool time - kiss and water time 12:36 - 12:44 PM Jeff and Jordan are chilling in the pool, just being quiet...Jeff pretends to kick Jordan with his foot and then inches closer to her and gives her a kiss on the cheek... Jeff asks Jordan about the slop, tomorrow night it's over...Jordan says her face is pale...Jeff says to put the 20 on it and lay out for a little bit... Cam 2 They are pretty quiet again and then just before the 12:39pm mark Jordan takes off her hat and dunks her head underwater...Jeff says "oooh, it's like a Doritos commercial" Jeff calls Jordan "love" and starts moving forward...Jordan whines and hangs onto Jeff's back... They go underwater together for a little bit and then Jordan comes up for air...Jeff does too and tries to drown her...Jordan then moves over to the stairs end of the pool and sits down...Jeff gradually heads her way and they hug...Jordan says it's a good thing Jeff told her to not take those 2 weeks of slop...Jeff says "for no reason"... Jeff then tells Jordan about laying in a bath and unplugging the drain, lay there and don't move, let the water slowly drain out, you feel like you weigh a ton, you can't move, it feels so cool... Jordan asks Porsche for her sunglasses...she puts them on and goes underwater heading towards Jeff...Jeff does his little "noooh"...she comes up for air...Jeff asks if she opens her eyes under there?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that's why her eyes burn...Jordan goes underwater again towards Jeff and Jeff jumps over her, he tried but he wasn't very agile… Jordan’s like a frosted mini-wheat 12:44 - 12:45 PM Jeff and Jordan continue being in the pool...Jeff asks Porsche something about how much you can get tanned when you're underwater, meanwhile Jordan gets out of the pool and goes to sit on one of the beach chairs...Porsche says that the pickle diet is working good for Jordan...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"... Jeff, who has been watching Jordan, says "stand up love ♥, I wanna see something" Jeff knowing what she's thinking, says "I know, not you're skinny, I wanna see your tan" Jordan stands facing Jeff and he says "love ♥, turn around"...she does... Jeff laughs and says "you're like a frosted mini-wheat" LOL Jordan says she doesn't like laying on her stomach, just like Shelly...Shelly overhears and gets into the conversation...Jordan explains and Shelly says she's the same...chatter continues... Feel good love? Kitchen chat 1:26 - 1:33 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is looking in the fridge for inspiration Jeff asks Jordan "feel good love?" ♥ Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "good" Jordan is eating a pickle...she says it's just so hot out there, she asks if they will walk later?...Jeff says yes, he's going to work out fo sho...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Adam is going to keep Brendon?...Jeff says no...Jeff debates what to eat...Jordan bit her lip Jeff says he hates that...Jeff finally decides to make a taco salad... Jeff says everytime he sees that orange cup he gets pissed...Jordan asks how he broke it?...Jeff says he poured hot coffee in it and it broke...Jeff pours some iced tea that Brendon made...Jeff asks if Jordan wants an olive?...Jordan says no, she wants to watch a movie right now...Jeff says that would be the bee's knees Jeff starts making his lunch and asks if Jordan wants to watch him?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says what else are they doing right?...Jordan says right, she might make herself some slop...Jeff offers to do it, warm it up...Jordan says she will...they prep their food... Bob Marley put Jeff in a good mood 1:57 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches in the BY, they are eating...Jordan says "that was sweet you coming into my room this morning, I wasn't even expecting it"...Jeff says "Bob Marley got me in a good mood" Jordan says "maybe they should play Bob Marley every morning"...Jeff nods yes... Jeff will wash Jordan’s dish 2:07 PM Jeff is washing dishes...Jordan comes over and puts her bowl down...Jeff says "I gets it love" ♥ Jordan says "no I got it"...Jeff says "no!"...Jordan rubs Jeff's back saying "thanks" Jordan says she's going to lay in the purple room, is Jeff going outside?...Jeff is going outside, where is she going?...Jordan says the purple room since she can't sleep anywhere else...Jeff says ok...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to come or no but Jeff can't hear her with the water running so he doesn't respond... Who’s smarter? Go get it love 5:32 - 5:41 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen talking about comp questions, neither one admit to doing well on certain types of questions...Jeff says they're equal idiots to which Jordan takes offense...Jeff says he made fun of himself too, she's no smarter than him...Jordan says she's a lot smarter...Jeff says "what's the square root of 49?"...Jordan says 7 High five! The lockdown is called over...Jeff says he doesn't feel like working out now...Jeff and Jordan hold hands... Jeff and Jordan go outside...Jeff starts working out...Shelly tells them what her house is like, she has a pool and asks that they don't tell anyone she has one...Jordan says Scott, Jeff's brother has a nice pool...Jeff needs to change weights, he says "love ♥ hold that will you?"...Jordan says she needs to build a fence around her house, she has nosy neighbors Brendon comes out and asks if Jordan is feeling better...Jordan says she is, she was gripy before...Brendon says that's understable, he leaves...Jordan says her feet are weird, the way they go inward...Jeff points out a vein she has...Jordan knows, she needs to get it done, lasered... Jordan says she's going to go change...Jeff says "go get it love" ♥ Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek and heads inside...Jeff tells her not to proscratinate...Jordan says "oh be quiet… What’s your type? Who’s Keith Wardrobe 6:28 - 6:34 PM Jordan and Brendon are talking out in the BY about Jordan and Laura being on slop on BB11...Brendon asks if Laura was real skinny on the show?...Jordan says not as skinny as she is now...Brendon says when he met her in person he thought she was really skinny...Jordan says she saw pics of her wedding and she thought she got even smaller, she's tiny probably cuz of her bikini modeling...Brendon says he doesn't want Rachel doing that stuff because he doesn't want her weighing 40lbs, it's not healthy, doctors did a study that found skinny people are not necessarily healthier, it's good to have some meat on your bones... Jeff says that Big Jeff has a little meat on his bones...Brendon says Big Jeff is healthy...Jordan asks Jeff if girls he dated before were real skinny or thicker?...Jeff says "umm I like butts, I like junk in the trunk"...Brendon says that's how he is, he doesn't like skinny girls, it's not attractive, he doesn't know that many guys that like that...Jeff says he thinks everybody likes a little booty... Jordan says she doesn't like real buff guys, it's not cute and she doesn't like guys that wear tight shirts so you can see their muscles, she thinks that's ugly...Brendon says "you mean you don't like Keith's wardrobe is what you're saying?" Jordan says "who's Keith Wardrobe?" 😂 Jeff laughs...Brendon says "Keith's wardrobe" Jordan says "oh! OH!" Jordan says she doesn't like it...Jeff says "who's Keith Wardrobe? he's an R&B singer"...Brendon says haven't they heard of his songs?...Brendon sings "it's Keith Wardrobe"...Jeff sings "it's me and my tight shirts"...Brendon sings "cuz all I do is wear tight shirts"...feeds go to control room for singing a song that doesn't exist! Jeff sits at the weight bench saying "Keith Wardrobe" he giggles...Brendon says especially now you see skinny girls with big fake boobs Jeff says that's ridiculous, he doesn't like that, he's not into that, tiny with big boobs...Jordan says she doesn't think that's cute either even though hers are really big...Brendon says that's why if you're curvy it looks good with big boobs...Jordan goes back to the dating thing saying she always dated guys with dark hair, she only dated one blond guy for a long time...Brendon says he has dated more brunettes than blonds...Jeff too...Brendon says who knows if there are any natural blonds out there...Jeff says "Jordan" Brendon asks her if she is...Jordan says she is but she puts highlights in her hair, she doesn't need to but she gets it done for free at the salon, when she was little she had white hair, so did her sister...Brendon is called to the DR and leaves... Jeff whispers to Jordan that Lawon has just been sitting out there all day, what's he doing?...Jordan thinks he's a spy Head to head 6:35 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jeff is doing weights, Jordan is doing abs...Jeff finishes a set and rests, he walks over to where Jordan is sitting and pushes open her legs...Jordan snaps them back saying Jeff is gross...Jeff then rests his head on Jordan's head and she touches his head. Cute! Jeff says what about those people that balance on each other?...Jordan says "I know! can you believe that"...Jeff asks what if they just did that?...Jordan says it would be weird...Jeff gets called to the DR... Dual shower - Scott’s bday shoutout & ATWFF 7:02 - 7:19 PM Feeds switch from the BY to the bathroom where Jeff and Jordan are getting ready to shower...Jeff realizes he doesn't have shampoo so he asks Jordan for some...he reaches over and looks like he's going for a boob grab Jordan says Jeff!, she hands him the shampoo...they banter over how hot the water is...Jeff wants it cooler than Jordan likes but Jordan wants it hot to mix in with her cold water...Jeff says "hold on love ♥ " and tells her he'll shower quickly and spray her...Jordan says she's being such a baby...Jeff hands her back the shampoo and they wonder if she'll run out soon... Jordan turns on her water and says "this is the worst!"...Jordan says her hair is longer, isn't that exciting?...Jeff pretends to be excited, he says he's going to bake a cake LOL Jeff finishes and lets the shower run for her feet for a bit, he asks if she's done? Jordan isn't done, he offers to let the water run longer but she says it's ok...Jeff gets out and puts his jeans on and starts getting ready while Jordan finishes showering...they are happy they worked out...Jeff asks if Jordan told his brother Happy Birthday? Jordan says "Happy Birthday Scott" Jeff giggles saying she did it in the shower?...Jordan asks if he has live feeds?...Jeff says no, but someone will send him something...they talk about Jordan's grandpa having a birthday on June 29th...Jeff says "love" ♥ Jordan asks if Jeff knows when Alex and them left?...Jeff says ATW? like first week of July was the plan...Jordan says they must be so excited...Jeff says yeah, he would like to know where they are, what and how they're doing...Jordan says she's sure good...Jeff is sure too...Jordan says Jeff had an easy time but since it's a girl people might want to help even more because they feel bad...Jeff says Parvati has Survivor people all over the world, it's more popular...Jordan says that Rob and Amber said TAR was easier for them because they were recognized from Survivor...Jeff says that will be good for Parvati...Jordan asks when she was on?...Jeff says a couple of times...Jordan says she doesn't watch it, Jeff either but she won...Jordan says she won?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says oh wow...Jeff says out of the 3 hosts he was the only non-winner, what's up he was the only loser and they made fun of him a little bit...Jordan says she could never do that show...control room...when they return Jeff is saying that's his shirt's color is his favorite color...Jordan says blue?...Jeff says this color blue, he likes it...Jordan says her favorite color used to be green...Jeff asks what it is now?...Jordan says pink... Jeff says Jordan got him thinking about ATW, he was thinking about it the other night...Jordan says they probably would have had him come out...Jeff says maybe, it won't be finished yet when BB is finished...Jordan says it seems so long ago and she remembers when he was gone, it felt like she hadn't seen him in forever...Jeff says "and then you got to come to Italy" Jordan says Jeff's cousin was so nice...Jeff wonders if his Ma wrote her and told her he'd be on Grande Fratello Americano...Jordan wonders if they can see it over there...Jeff doesn't think so, she has to go on the internet...Jordan says her husband was so quiet...Jeff says what a nice guy...Jordan agrees, says he did everything...Jordan brings up a story about a car that smashed his mirror and he just picked it up and put it in the car, if it was Jordan he would've killed her...Jordan says of course, he yells at her for everything... Everything would always be her fault...Jeff says "ok let's not get out of control now"...Jordan says if Jeff didn't pick that 5 (with the 10K) that would've been her fault, she was already prepared to have him yell at her...Jeff admits he would have, he cracks up!...Jeff says he picked it for his birthday, whatever... Jeff keeps looking at Jordan and then asks her about her special deodorant...Jordan gets it at the mall, she can't wear regular deodorant, she smells or sweats, Kat has the same problem but it didn't work for her...Jeff says "you little stinker" and he leaves shortly after... Tired love 8:38 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan is resting waiting to dry her nails, Jeff is eating ice cream...he asks "tired love?" ♥ ...Jordan mmm's...cams go off of them… Jordan is going to turn into a pickle 9:33 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with a few other HG's...Jordan has just told Rachel her makeup looks pretty...Jeff asks Rachel if they can't have beer until after the mock wedding?...Rachel says no but then says they have to wait to have the champagne...Jeff asks if that's rude? is he the creepy uncle? LOL Jordan opens the fridge and gets yet another pickle...Jeff and Porsche banter about the possible child that Jeff is sponsoring in Cambodia that Porsche is going to visit... Jeff turns to Jordan and says "LOVE!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you're going to turn into a pickle!"...Jordan says she knows... JeJo dress up for the Brenchel wedding 10:12 - 10:15 PM Feeds come back from control room and then switch to the candy room...Jeff and Jordan change into their wedding attire in the candy room...Jeff says he's going to wear his "Thursday" shoes, it's a special occasion Jordan lets Porsche borrow a dress...Jeff asks if this is a good jam?...Jordan says "your Phil shirt?"...Porsche asks what that is?...Jordan says it's a guy who had a shirt like that (inside joke)...Jordan says it looks good with Jeff's tan...Jeff says he loves the shirt... Jeff's going to wear his collar outside...Jeff asks Jordan to help him put the collar out...Jordan says whenever she sees a blue suit she thinks of Dumb & Dumber LOL Jordan says Jeff looks like a 70's guy...Jeff knows and loves it...Jeff asks if he should wear a fedora?...Jordan says what's a fedora?...Jeff says the hat...Jordan says yeah, go all out...Jordan says she was going to wear her dress on Thursday...Jeff leaves to get the tie... Jeff comes back with his finished ensemble...Jordan says "good"...Jeff is cracking up laughing... Jeff says what do they do in there? and he leaves again to get the tie...Jordan is finishing up and feeds go to control room… Jordan catching the bouquet 10:55 PM The Brenchel trashbag wedding is finished, time to toss the bouquet...Jordan, Porsche, Kalia and Dani line up to try & catch it...Rachel tosses it and the other 3 girls step back so Jordan can catch it and she does! Jeff catches the garter…shocker! 10:55 PM Jeff says "whoa! what are the odds?" Delayed reaction from Jordan (with audio on Jeff who is saying "this is classy" and Adam saying "this is the classiest wedding I've ever been too" LOL) Best man/bridesmaid butt grab 10:58 PM Jeff has just caught the garter at the Brenchel trashbag wedding...the wedding has died down...Jeff casually walks over to Jordan, who has conveniently caught the bouquet ...he reaches over to her and grabs her butt

July 31 Gimme a kiss before Jordan’s DR 12:49 AM The HG's are sitting around the LR talking...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jeff who is laying down on the floor says "Jordan!"...Jeff reaches up and says "gimme a kiss" Jordan bends down, goes back up and says "really?", she turns, bends down and kisses him before going in the DR... Pull them pants up 1:42 AM Jordan is sitting on the couches in the BY chatting with Porsche & Shelly...Jeff (out of sight of the camera) is playing cornhole...Jordan looks over at Jeff and says "pull them pants up! you yell at your nieces & nephews..." BY talk before bed 3:41 - 4:16 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the BY...they are talking game about Dani and Kalia...Jordan says she's still in shock that Dani flipped so fast, Kalia told Jordan that she really doesn't want to split J&J up...Jeff is perplexed at why she was hardcore wanting to split them up and not now, that Dani is not happy with Rachel right now...Jordan says it doesn't help that Brendon was out there talking crap about Dani... Jordan says she doesn't know where Lawon is...Jeff says he doesn't even know where he is LOL...palm trees...Jordan says if Brendon stays, him and Jeff will be strong together, when he gets mad, he wins, so he's good to have on Jeff's side and because Jeff has shown him loyalty, he'll have his back...Jeff thinks so too...Jordan thinks Brendon would be loyal to Jeff at least until final 4 and they have Shelly for sure...palm trees...Jeff says he has planned for him and Jordan to be there next week...Jordan says the person going out next week is in jury right?...Jeff says yes, they need to just get through next week...Jordan says if they get split up down the road they just need to collect as many prizes as possible Jeff and Jordan discuss best scenarios for next week...Jordan is leery of Adam...Jordan thinks Kalia is getting suspicious of Shelly...Jeff says to play off that Shelly tells them anything but how can Dani not now about Shelly, she was with them when Shelly was telling them everything (early on)...Jeff thinks Shelly is looking out for us...Jordan is worried if Dani gets some power and gets to change nominees...they wonder who Dani would put up 2 weeks from now if she won HOH...Jordan says if Lawon won, she doesn't know who he'd put up...Jeff says whoever Dani told him to... Kalia comes out and joins them...they say they're all sleepy, it's 4am...Jordan doesn't know what's wrong with her...Jeff says they've been inside too much and just want to be outside...Kalia says tomorrow they can do nothing but lay in the sun...palm trees and feeds switch and return just over a minute later... Kalia is gone...Jeff and Jordan continue talking game...Jeff hopes Brendon wins HOH ...Jordan thinks it will be questions...Jeff thinks it might be knockout because it will be 8 people...Jordan says she's not good at buzzing real fast, is Jeff?...Jeff says he's a little slow...they wonder if Porsche will put them up, she doesn't know WHAT that girl thinks...Jeff neither...Jordan says she knows Rachel would be safe if Porsche won...Jeff worries about Kalia winning HOH, her master would make her put up him and Brendon...Jeff says to look at the odds 6 vs 2...Jordan points out that in this HOH it was 7 vs 1 and they still lost but that competition was perfect for Dani...Jeff says she's gotta go... Jordan says she thinks Dani is using Kalia for a vote...Jeff says it's all she has...Jordan says when she used to talk with Kalia she never ever told her she was with Shelly which is good....Jeff says Kalia has gotta go too...Jordan says between her and Lawon though she would say to keep Kalia...Jeff says the power is going to shift...Jordan can't understand why Rachel won't sleep in a bed, they're like magnets with each other...Jeff says he will sleep in there with Jordan a couple of days...Jordan doesn't want Jeff too, he should sleep in his bed...Jeff says if it was just her he would...Jordan agrees and says B&R are on each other cuddling in that room, she couldn't do it in there (she doesn't do it in the other room either! LOL)...Jeff agrees saying you're already aggravated in there... Jordan says Brendon will be more stable (without Rachel)...Jeff says it almost seems too good to be true (that's because it is! ) FEEDS RESET AT 4AM/ @ 4:03AM new flashback starts Jeff doesn't know how he'll look on tv...Jordan says she feels like they'll look mean but everybody has said stuff...Jeff says everyone gets mad at everyone at some point...Jordan feels like last time they joked around a lot more but maybe it's more stressful trying to keep both of them in the game (you did that last time too )...Jeff says it's more stressful with the keys and the old vs new thing, it's totally different and they felt like they were targets coming in so they were nervous coming in as opposed to last time it was just whatever...Jordan says she doesn't like the way it feels, her emotions going up and down, she can't stand that...Jeff chuckles saying "I know"...Jordan says she's aggravated, being happy, then upset, then happy...Jeff says everyday is like this... Jordan says she hopes one of them goes real far and gets some prizes, maybe Jeff can get a Hawaii trip again, that would be fun or cash it in and go somewhere else...Jordan wonders what Peyton is doing, he's already up, she wonders what's been going on...palm trees...Jordan wonders if Maggie has forgotten about her...Jeff says no...Jordan says she's going to be jumping up and down... Jordan says not to worry, everything happens for a reason...Jeff says after Monday, it's going to be weird because of people campaigning for votes, he wishes Rachel would just come to terms with her leaving...they go over votes...Jeff really, really doesn't see how Jordan could lose...Jordan thinks Kalia would vote for her over Rachel and everybody wants to get them out...Jeff doesn't think Brenchel wants to backstab them... Jeff doesn't want to talk shit about them because if someone hears things out of context it won't be good, he wants to just lay low this week, Dani has isolated herself in that HOH room...Jordan says she doesn't think Dani cares, she's here to play for herself (isn't everyone? lol) and one of her plans was to get her dad out... They talk about the difference between Rachel and Brendon, how Brendon is easier going...they talk about Rachel's performance in the veto comp and Dom's in the veto comp he won... Jordan says that she stayed up until sunrise the night Jeff was evicted, she wants to say it was that night...Jeff says the night he lost that last veto, he stayed until sunrise...Jordan asks if he was alone or with her?...Jeff says with her...Jordan says well maybe that was the night...Jeff yawns and says "alright love ♥ let's go to bed, are you tired?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says they are going to be dead tomorrow, he wishes she just slept in his room... They walk inside and Jeff says to hold on, let him pee...he goes to the bathroom...Jordan waits in the kitchen, he comes back and sees the time saying "4:20 love ♥ "...they walk to the bedrooms...they kiss goodnight... Jeff says "love you" and Jordan says "love you too" and they part ways… Jordan’s being tough in the kitchen 1:20 - 1:29 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the kitchen with Lawon...Jordan is saying "what!?"...Jeff says "what are you getting tough from?"...Jordan says "I'm not!"...Jeff asks if she took vitamins today that made her tough?...Jordan says she took some yesterday and today...Jeff is making a bagel and almost burns himself, he says they wanted him to burn himself because they're eating slop...Lawon says everything looks good but he doesn't like bagels...they talk about the ice cream slop...Jordan says she doesn't want to just eat slop...Jeff says "remember Russell used to eat it raw with a spoon...dry, just eat it"... Jeff says he would eat slop with water and some cinnamon 3 times a day when he was on it, he couldn't it eat raw though, he could have sworn Russell did...Jordan asks Lawon if he likes tomatoes?...Lawon does...Jordan talks about a Caprese salad with tomato, mozzarella and basil, she loves those...Lawon says he only liked tomatoes when he was grown, not as a kid...Jordan says Jeff doesn't like tomatoes...Jeff says he doesn't like them by themselves...Lawon talks about how he likes onions...Jeff says he cooks tomatoes a lot in there for sauces but not by itself like in a sandwich, even in a sandwich he'll eat them now, maybe he's getting used to them, he doesn't like the slimy texture... Jeff says it's weird to him, ketchup, tomato soup, bruschetta but tomatoes by themselves no...Lawon says it's the texture...Dani comes in and they talk about sleeping too much in the BB house...Jordan comes back and sits down...Jeff asks Jordan if she's better since drinking the non-lactose milk?...Jordan says it's the same...Jeff says "it's still like brrrrrrrrrrr?"...Jordan says yes... Rachel comes inside, her and Jeff exchange good afternoons...Shelly walks in and they joke around about how early she gets up every day even when she says she's going to sleep in...they go over their boring day in the BB house...Jeff suggests doing something fun today...Shelly tells them all the cleaning and exterminating she's been doing...they talk about the guy Billy the Exterminator and his show, they talk about the Bayou and Jeff asks Jordan if she remembers that show he told her about with the two guys with the long beards...Jordan says she remembers...Jeff says he loves the show Swamp People, it's interesting to him, the lifestyle, shooting alligators... You’re gonna starve love 1:29 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is chatting with Shelly and Lawon while Jordan sits quietly listening...Jeff starts trying to get Jordan's attention by pretending to throw something at her...Jordan doesn't move...Jeff says "Jordan's brave today huh?"...Jeff gets in her face saying "why you so tough today?" and he bounces a rolled up napkin off her face LOL Jordan doesn't flinch...Jeff asks if she's bohred?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you wanna eat?"...Jordan says yeah...Shelly offers to make her pancakes...Jordan says no thanks...Jeff says "you're gonna starve love ♥ "...Jeff starts singing...palm trees… JeJo & Dani game talk 1:32 - 1:51 PM Jeff and Jordan talk game with Dani up in the HOH room...Dani assures them that Brendon is leaving, not Jordan... Pool time - hoops & quick hug 3:03 - 3:20 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they're playing hoops with Brenchel...just after 3:07pm Jordan inches her way over to Jeff and gives him a quick hug from behind... Jeff walks with Jordan 5:19 - 5:33 PM Jeff and Jordan are walking laps around the backyard...they go by Brenchel in the hammock and banter with them...a few minutes later Rachel leaves with Porsche to go make caramel apples...J&J stop at the hammock and they talk game with Brendon, Brendon lies about taking himself off the block Brendon tries to pry information out of J&J but they don't fall for it Jeff and Jordan continue walking, doing 10 more laps...they talk game along the way...@ the 5:29pm mark Jeff says "like if it was anyone else but you, you know my girlfriend going up on the block, I'd be like dude, like if I didn't know you, I'd be dude put fu**ing Jordan up, there's no way she's going, ykwim? but because it's you I'm nervous"...Jeff says Jordan has a good chance to go far again...Jordan says to not jinx it...Jeff says they have a lot of work to do... JeJo abs workout 5:37 - 5:58 PM Jeff waits for Jordan to come and join him to do their ab workout...they work out, even working out they are so cute! Jeff ends the session by helping Jordan up and then walks away saying "what's new Vit Tan Don" Jeff purrs at Jordan 5:55 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out together They take a little rest and Jeff says they need one more set...Jordan says she thought they were only doing 15...Jeff says "don't be a pussy"...Jordan says "oh shut up"...Jeff says "15 each side and we're done"...Jordan says "right, and then what are we doing?"...Jeff says "shower"...Jordan says that would be good because then she can get on the other side of the shower and she can feel the hot water...Jeff smiles, nods, mmm's and purrs Jordan immediately says no...Jeff smiles again...Jordan asks if it will look bad?...Jeff says no and tsks, he says they're not going to do anything "real bad" LOL Jordan says she's just saying them both being naked on both sides of the shower is kinda weird, she'll leave her bathing suit on or something...Jeff says "I won't"...Jordan giggles and they continue exercising… Oh! love - JeJo Have/HN shower 6 PM Cam 3/4 is mostly JeJo not Shelly Jeff and Jordan have decided to take a shower together after working out...Jeff is already showering when Jordan walks in and says "you started without me"...Jordan takes off her mic and gets in saying "now make sure your tush is covered"...Jeff says "oh! love ♥ "...Jordan giggles... Shelly who is in the bathroom getting ready says "perfect, you guys go right to it because that keeps the camera off of me" (unfortunately the camera did stay on her too much! ) they laugh and Jordan says she told Jeff so she could feel the water...Jordan pep talks herself saying "just suck it up"...she runs the cold water...Jeff says to watch it with that cold water splashing on him...Jordan asks if he can feel it?...Jeff says he can...Jordan asks where is his hot water? he's supposed to be helping her out...Jeff says he is, it's going over there...they keep showering...Jeff says "I'm going to be smooth jazz" (?)... Jeff asks Jordan if she's getting used to it?...Jordan says yeah...Jordan tells Shelly about the one challenge on TAR where they had to jump into cold water, they were wearing bodysuits but it was winter, it was so cold, she froze for a second because it was that cold, she doesn't like to be cold anyways, she'd rather be pouring sweat than be cold...Jeff keeps talking in the Mario voice ...Jeff asks if Jordan is feeling it?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she's almost done watching her hair...Jordan is finished...Jeff says his butt cheeks feel sore...Jordan asks from what?...Jeff doesn't know...Jeff finishes, towels off and puts his undies on...Jordan tells Jeff to get out first, she's got her underwear on...Jeff steps out to put on his jeans and asks "what's going on in there?"...Jeff puts his jeans on while Jordan finishes getting dressed... Singing hurts so good 6:18 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished showering...Jeff has his jeans on, is doing his hair...Jordan is still in the stall starting to get dressed...Jordan says "I feel so good"...Jeff says "me too"...Jeff sings "♫ boom, boom, hurts so good ♫"...Jordan finishes "♫ c'mon baby, make it hurt so good, sometimes love...♫" (she trails off) Mmmm, look at that butt 6:20 - 6:22 PM After shower time...Jordan says to Jeff "ooh, you smell good"...Jeff sits on the lounger to put on his socks...Jordan is standing nearby getting ready to brush her hair when Jeff looks over and says "Mmm, look at that butt" Jordan giggles...Jeff puts on his hat...Jordan brushes her hair...Jordan wraps her hair in a towel and Jeff leaves the bathroom area... Hammock snuggle 8 - 8:05 PM Jeff is on the hammock talking to Brendon...Jordan joins Jeff...Jeff says "hey love ♥ " and then says he kind of has a stomach ache...Jordan asks why?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff sighs and yawns...Jeff says you can sense the tension between Rachel and Daniele...Jeff says he was honest with Brendon saying he thinks Dani is targeting them and he doesn't know who Dani is putting up, Dani doesn't know who Brendon is taking off the block and Brendon says he's taking out Dani next week...Jordan says let him win HOH, take her out and they stuck do their deal. Jordan says she's only worried about Lawon and Kalia's votes...Jordan says the house smells bad...Jeff interrupts to give some advice to Rachel on her trashbag wedding dress...Rachel says it's a good call and Jeff says "Big Jeff's got style" Back to the smelly house, it smells like sardines...Jeff asks who's cooking?...Jordan says Kalia for Lawon and it stinks, it's nasty...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's leg... Jeff says "love ♥ you gotta eat something you know?"...Jordan says no, she's not eating that slop, it upsets her stomach...Jeff says she has to eat, she's going to pass out...Jordan puts on Jeff's newsboy hat and looks ADORABLE in it Jordan says his hat is too big...Jeff says they look good on Jordan though...Jordan says "thanks, I need to go buy me one"...Jeff says "yeah you do"... Jeff says he told her that before but what a weird thing, she doesn't listen to him...Jordan snuggles into Jeff wanting a hug...Jeff says his stomach is jacked a little bit, he wonders what's up?...Jordan kisses Jeff... Jeff smiles and mmm's...Jordan gets up and Jeff asks if she's going to help with the wedding dress?...Jordan says "Jeff! geeze" and gets up to go...Jeff says "Johrdan!...Johrrrdan"...Jordan says "what?" and walks off... Playing pool - love & butt grab 10:08 - 10:17 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY chatting with the other HG's...Jeff asks Jordan "wanna play pool?"...Jordan says ok...Jeff says she looks bored...they go over to the pool table and play... Just after 10:14pm Jeff helps her out and Jordan says "thanks love" ♥ Just after 10:16pm Jordan misses badly and Jeff says "looove" ♥ Jordan walks by Jeff and says excuse me, he grabs her butt and Jordan says "Jeffff" JeJo playing pool with his girlfriend 10:20 - 10:27 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are outside playing pool...Jordan breaks and Jeff says good break, good job...Jeff is stripes...Jeff offers Jordan to play 3 solids and pull them off the table...Jordan wants to play the real way, she says she never plays pool...Jeff asks Shelly if she's going to bed?...Shelly thinks it's midnight, 1am, it's actually 10:30...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to bed...Jordan says she said earlier she was tired. Jordan has an easy shot ahead of her, she says if she misses it, she's stupid...she misses ...Jeff says "alright stupid"...Jordan gets one and says finally...Jeff says "nice shot"...Jordan gets another one, Jeff says "nice shot, now get that 3 in"...Jordan misses and says man, she was doing good...Jeff says she was... Brendon comes outside and sees that Jeff and Jordan are playing pool together, he says "are you playing Jordan?"...Jeff giggles saying yeah...Brendon aww's and says "confidence builder huh?"...Jeff giggles...Jordan makes a shot and Jeff says she made a couple in...Brendon tells them how he was telling Rachel to play Jeff says that she thinks that the balls aren't in her way so she just shoots it anyway... Jeff says he told Jordan to play with 3 balls off but she said no so he said he'd turn it up a notch...Jordan misses again and says she sucks...they keep playing and Jeff gets a kick out of something Jordan does... Porsche makes a comment about a shot Jeff makes...Jeff says "Big Jeff is trying to show off for his girlfriend" Jeff has one last ball to make... He misses and Jordan wins...Jeff says he scratched on the 8 ball...Jordan says "yay" and they high five...Rachel yays for Jordan...Jordan tells Jeff she's done, she's bored with it...Adam calls over if Big Jeff wants a real challenge?...Jeff says "don't tough talk me in front of my girlfriend" Adam comes over and Jordan hands "Elf" the pool stick...Jordan heads over to the couches... Jeff is touchy grabby ;-) 10:54 PM Jeff is playing pool with Brendon and Adam...Jordan comes over and says she's going to go lay down...Jeff grabs her butt…

August 4 If you love them, love them, that’s all 1:30 - 1:32 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Shelly are outside talking on the couches in the BY...they're talking about Rachel and the upcoming eviction of Brendon, they figure she will calm down but Jeff says they're going to have to live with everything Brendon... Jeff says she'll say "I thought I saw Brendon's reflection in my water glass" LOL! Shelly cracks up...Jeff says to get used to it...Jordan says it will do her good maybe...Shelly agrees saying Rachel used to be Rachel Reilly before Brendon, good God, she forgets she came in to play the game alone before...Jordan says sometimes she feels it's show...Jeff says it is, she tries too hard to make everyone else...Adam interrupts saying she needs him, he gives her a purpose, she was living in Vegas living it up partying to fill a void...Jordan says Brendon is a cool guy...they agree he's great... Jeff says he's super patient, he thinks he does really love her, they do well together but the thing is that they got bashed, this is what he thinks..."she's trying too hard to rebuild that name for herself and really, she's just falling back on her old ways and making it worse, I tell her listen, it doesn't fu**ing matter what someone writes online about you, are you happy with your relationship? you don't need to fu**ing sit on his lap and be right here and yell the loudest about how much you love people, if you love them, love them, that's all, don't worry about fu**ing whatever everyone else says"...Shelly says that's 100% correct...they continue talking about how inseparable they are...Jordan says that it's like they're sewn together...Jeff doesn't doubt they love each other they just don't need to prove something that doesn't need to be proven...Shelly says it's lack of self confidence... Adam says him and Farrah are together but independent...Shelly too, she says you can't let somebody else complete you, you have to complete each other in a way that brings each other together, it's not fun to be with each other 24/7...Jeff mumbles "yes I know" LOL They continue talking about relationships...Jeff leaves to pee... 20 questions celebrity version - back rub 2:01 - 2:31 AM Adam joins Jeff and Jordan who are in the candy room, they're going to be playing their nightly routine of 20 questions, celebrity version...Adam tells them what he's going to do if Julie asks him a question on the live show...Jeff sits down on the bed near Jordan and Adam turns off the light...Adam has one, Jeff asks the first question then says "you're up love ♥ " Jordan asks and so on...Porsche joins in and they fill her in...Jeff guesses Bruce Springsteen! Jeff has one...Jordan says is it Jason Mraz? LOL They try to guess Jeff's answer...it's a retired Bears player...Jordan gives up...Adam guesses Walter Payton...yes! Jeff says "c'mon love ♥ you could've got that"...Adam makes fun that Jordan should know him...Jeff pretends to choke her Adam says he's "sweetness"...Jeff says "he likes to dance, running the ball is like romance" Porsche asks if that's his line?...Jeff says yeah, in the Superbowl shuffle. Adam has the next one...they ask questions but are stumped...control room...when the feeds return Jeff is rubbing Jordan's back... Jordan props herself up for a bit and then Jeff goes back to rubbing off and on...they are still stumped...Jordan wants a hint...Jeff says no...they continue trying to guess Adam's answer...Jordan finally guesses Jay Leno...Jordan's turn...Jeff asks is it a country singer? yes! LOL They go around and then Jeff says does she look like you? Jordan says no, it's not Miranda Lambert...they go around again and Jeff guesses Kellie Pickler correctly...Adam and Jordan both like her, Jeff says he liked her on AI but now she looks weird. Jeff's turn again...Jordan says "is it Jason Mraz?" No! Jeff gets pissy about the order of the questions when Jordan was in the right order all along A few questions and Jordan says "Mark Wahlberg"...Jeff says yeah, it is...Adam says "go Jordan"...Jordan says "wow"...Jeff says "fu**er" Jordan giggles and Porsche says she's so cute. Jordan's turn...they ask questions...Jeff gets pissy about the order again and then guesses Oprah Winfrey...yes! Jeff's turn again...they get off topic talking about basketball, Jordan says she was getting mad at LeBron James, she usually doesn't get into it but she didn't like him...Porsche says he's theatrical...they talk about Dirk Nowitzski and his terrible singing...then they talk about Mark Cuban spending 200 grand partying in Miami with L'il Wayne...back to the game...Jordan goes off her turn a couple of times and Jeff reprimands her again...they giggle about Porsche being Porsche not hearing things correctly... @ the 2:29am mark Jordan gets up to go try and poop, her stomach hurts, she leaves and then a couple of minutes later Jeff leaves to take out his whitestrips, no JeJo on the feeds after this, only Jeff continuing playing with Adam and Porsche... Jordan & Lawon eavesdrop on the Brenchel pity party 10:17 - 10:54 AM Jordan, Rachel, Adam & Shelly are chatting in the purple room...Jeff joins them again after going to get Jordan some socks, he brings her a long pair, all his others are in the laundry...Jeff gets back on the bed...Jeff says he sucks at the competitions...Rachel says that Brendon was good at competitons and he went home at the hands of girls like Dani...Jordan tells Rachel to keep her head up...Rachel says she might get a honeymoonn for them...Jordan says there will be other prizes...Shelly says they can take a trip, money or car, she just wants a letter from home or something like that...Jeff says she can take his letter he'll take any prize...Adam says he'll wear a leotard so Shelly can get a phone call...Jeff says oh big sacrifice, he wants to wear it... They agree Cruddy will love it, it'll be BB history...they imply Cruddy is being perverted, they talk about the jack shack that Howie made...they wonder if they really went in there and did that...Adam tries to describe what it was, it held the pool supplies that they took out...Jeff says to Jordan that they had that in their season?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff waves her off (nevermind)...Jordan uhhh's and Jeff says "I can't wait til you eat, I can't even talk to you"...Jordan rubs Jeff's face and says "yes you can"...she picks something off Jeff's face and then Jeff adjusts himself by putting a pillow between his knees, he tells her "go ahead"...random chatter continues... Pretty funny stuff...Jordan & Lawon eavesdrop from the metal room on the conversation going on in the kitchen between Brenchel & Shelly...Shelly comes in just after the 10:48am mark exasperated with them, she is so over it and throws down her chapstick LOL She asks for help...Jordan says "me?"...Shelly laughs and says "anybody"...Shelly leaves and goes back in the kitchen...Jordan says if she left Jeff wouldn't quit, he would try, Rachel can't do anything without him, it's ridiculous...Lawon doesn't want to get in the middle of it but Jordan wants to listen in better so she encourages Lawon to eavesdrop from behind the wall near the LR...Lawon giggles and Jordan takes position...and Lawon joins her... Jeff & Jordan vent about Rachel 11:27 AM Rachel has had her meltdown earlier...Jordan had been overhearing with Lawon...Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen and Jordan has filled in Jeff on what was said...feeds come back from trivia just after the 11:27am mark... Jeff says with hand movements lol "dude, it's a fu**in pity party! all she wants to do is feel bad so other people feel bad and that's her, she thinks that's her way of fu**ing getting people to like her" Jeff who has lifted up his shirt to wipe his eyes gets this from Jordan "you looks skinny" LOL Carrying on...Jeff says "I can't take it"...Jordan says that Rachel said something about them being sweethearts that everybody in this house loves and she was like OMG, shut up about that (if you only heard what they said the day before Jordan ) Jeff says "what? about us?"...Jordan says "you know what I'm talking about"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "and I'm like shut up and then she said people in this house like us, well, we're not, we don't do that...you already tried to quit one time...I don't know, she told Shelly that she doesn't care about this competition today, she's not going to do anything and Shelly was like she is, once when he leaves she will"...Jeff says he wants to talk to them, he'll be like fine, it's a free week for everybody, they can vote her out, is that cool? Jordan says yeah, then she's going to cry even harder...Jeff says "because it's like dealing with a 4 year old that keeps crying because he wants a piece of candy and you don't fu**ing give him the piece of candy and they keep crying, well crying's not the answer, you have to STFU and do something else"...Jordan walks away saying "yeah I know"...Jeff and Porsche start talking about the situation... Candy room hand caress 1:06 - 1:12 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in bed in the candy room...they are very quiet, the live show is in about 5 hours...Jordan says she thinks it's 1, can he believe it's already 1?...Jeff doesn't answer but says "he fu**ed us" (Brendon)...Jordan says who knows, she might come after us (Rachel), she's never met anyone that feels like they can't do anything without the other person, it's sad...Jeff says he gets being sad, he gets it, but c'mon, where's he off to? to walk the plank?...Jordan whispers that Rachel said she ruined Brendon's chances because of her actions yesterday... Jeff says "Brendon's what?"...Jordan whispers "chances"...Jeff still can't hear...Jordan speaks up saying "chances"...Jeff says he can't even hear her, how is someone else going to?...Jordan makes a face...Jeff says "listen, you're a little cranky so relax, I can't..." Jordan says Jeff was cranky this morning...Jeff says "I'm not cranky, I can't hear you, I couldn't hear you"...Jeff asks again what she said...Jordan repeats...Jeff asks if Rachel thought Brendon was staying?...Jordan says yeah... They get very quiet for awhile, 3 mins go by and then Jeff sticks out his arm...Jordan starts rubbing and caressing Jeff's hand... Jordan stops after a minute...Jeff yawns and says "love ♥ you gotta try to eat a little bit before the show...you have to because you get nervous anyway and you have to have some kind of energy otherwise you're gonna pass out, you know what I'm saying"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... PR - Jeff will die if Jordan is a HN again 8:33 - 8:37 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel meet up in the purple room to chat...they talk game about Dani...Rachel asks Jordan if she told Jeff about the double eviction?...Jordan says they were coming up with all these theories...they speculate on twists and when the double eviction might be...Jeff doesn't really want to hear it LOL Rachel is sure a Pandora's box will be involved...Jordan thinks so too...Jeff asks if they think there's going to be a H/HN comp or a regular one?...they speculate on it, Jordan thinks there will be one more H/HN...Jeff thinks maybe this one will be a luxury...Jeff asks what should they do? be on a team or split up?...Jeff says "I'll die if you're a have not again"...Jordan says "why? cuz I'm crabby?"...Jeff says yeah and she doesn't eat...Rachel says she doesn't and she should...Jeff says if he wins he'll feel even worse...Rachel says they should play together so if they lose Jeff can make her eat...Jeff decides it's best they play together so they don't have to sleep in separate beds too Jordan says she's excited to see what's coming up...Rachel loves her positive attitude...Jordan is serious, she feels good, she feels 100% good...Shelly goes by and they say she can come in and join them...Shelly and Adam join... PR - Jeff can’t wait until Jordan eats again 8:57 - 9:01 PM Jordan, Rachel, Adam & Shelly are chatting in the purple room...Jeff joins them again after going to get Jordan some socks, he brings her a long pair, all his others are in the laundry...Jeff gets back on the bed...Jeff says he sucks at the competitions...Rachel says that Brendon was good at competitons and he went home at the hands of girls like Dani...Jordan tells Rachel to keep her head up...Rachel says she might get a honeymoonn for them...Jordan says there will be other prizes...Shelly says they can take a trip, money or car, she just wants a letter from home or something like that...Jeff says she can take his letter he'll take any prize...Adam says he'll wear a leotard so Shelly can get a phone call...Jeff says oh big sacrifice, he wants to wear it... They agree Cruddy will love it, it'll be BB history...they imply Cruddy is being perverted, they talk about the jack shack that Howie made...they wonder if they really went in there and did that...Adam tries to describe what it was, it held the pool supplies that they took out...Jeff says to Jordan that they had that in their season?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff waves her off (nevermind)...Jordan uhhh's and Jeff says "I can't wait til you eat, I can't even talk to you"...Jordan rubs Jeff's face and says "yes you can"...she picks something off Jeff's face and then Jeff adjusts himself by putting a pillow between his knees, he tells her "go ahead"...random chatter continues... “Nooooh” snuggle 10:26 PM Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Rachel & Adam in the purple room...Jeff is sitting on the lone chair, Jordan laying down...Jordan stands up to get her blanket and Jeff grabs her... and pushes her down...palm trees they snuggle and Jordan says no!...Jordan says come here and tries to give Jeff a kiss...Jeff says noooh...Jordan tries again...Jeff says noooh, he's nervous...Jordan gives up and leaves... Kiss before HOH reveal 10:41 PM Kalia is getting ready to show off her HOH room to the group...Jeff and Jordan head up but Jeff grabs a drink first...the group is ready and waiting, Jeff then arrives...Jeff and Jordan kiss and they go inside… Kitchen hug & kisses 10:58 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is making food for Jordan to eat when she's off have nots...Jordan says they're in a lose lose situation...Jeff says "this week?"...Jordan says "yeah with her, no matter what"...Jordan says "her" attitude uhh...Jeff says "who?"...Jordan says Daniele...Jordan is cold and puts on her sweater...Jeff says yeah, because they won, what are the odds that she was going to win? it's always like that, the one person ( that you don't want to win), it's so weird...Jordan says it's ok... Jordan comes around the counter to hug Jeff saying "why won't they open the door"...Jeff doesn't know... Jordan says it's 11:02, there's 58 minutes (left)...she kisses Jeff... More sweet kisses... They let go and Jeff sighs...Jordan says 58 minutes...Jordan asks when Jeff is cooking it?...Jeff says whenever they're done...Jordan says he's marinating it...Jeff asks if she wants that broccoli?...Jordan wants a baked potato too... Vancouver & JeJo site shoutout 11:43 - 11:47 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting at the hot tub...they are talking about prize winnings...Jordan is talking about the trip they won on TAR to Vancouver...Jordan says it was awesome, they had it all planned out and they'll have the trip here (if they win one on BB) all planned too through Travelocity or whatever...Rachel asks if they had everything all planned out?...Jordan says they did something they've never done before but then starts listing the things they did, she says they went to the Carrie Underwood concert, some of the fans at the Jejo (Jay-Jo ) site bought us tickets to it, it was SO nice of them...Rachel says that's so cool, was that in Vancouver?... Jordan says yeah and she'd never been to Canada before, stayed in a nice, nice hotel, all of it was free, you just have to bring your own spending money, they come by your room around 4pm and ask if you want your sheets pulled down, they went ziplining, they went on a sleigh ride (Jordan describes how a professional guide steers you down the mountain, it's so romantic, you're on the top of the mountain and you see the city lights below, they take you down and around, it's so fun), they had them on top of a mountain having dinner overlooking everything, the only thing was the food was fancy, it wasn't enough food to fill them up though, she's assuming the BB trip would be all inclusive but everything was free, it was so worth it, they had to pay taxes on it but it was totally worth it, her and cold weather don't mix though, that's why she likes NC, it gets cold sometimes but not unbearable...Rachel starts talking about her dream trip… Jordan gets excited when she hasn't seen Jeff in a long time 11:54 - 11:56 PM Jordan and Rachel are talking by the hot tub...Rachel is missing Brendon, saying how passionate their love is for one another...Jordan says Rachel is going to be so excited when she sees him on finale night...Rachel says she's going to have to tell her mom that Brendon and her need their own room Jordan repeats that Rachel's going to be so excited, it's good too because it's not like he's in sequester, he's going to know everything that's going on...she says that when Jeff and her don't see each other for a long time, you get sooo excited, you want to look so cute, want to get dressed up and look nice for them, it just makes you more excited to see them and it makes you appreciate them more when you haven't seen them in a long time...they go on to talk about BB... Thank you kiss 11:56 PM Jeff is cooking for Jordan who is just coming off of slop...it's midnight so it's time...Jordan comes inside and heads right to Jeff, she kisses him and thanks him for cooking for her

August 11 HN room - love, come with me? 12:03 AM Jeff comes into the HN room where Jordan is laying down...he says "love ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks what she's doing?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff asks if she wants to come watch him wash his face?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he's going to use the thing to pop his nose, come with him?...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says c'mon they're not doing anything...Jordan says "can I do it?"...Jeff says yeah, does she want to do it to him?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says ok, he'll put his teeth thing in...Jordan says she keeps thinking of what Maggie will do when she sees her...palm trees...Jeff says he wants to see yo-yo (Peyton)...Jordan asks "don't you miss him?"...Jeff asks if yo-yo would come out there by himself?...Jordan says yeah but he would need help with checking in at the kiosk and him and her mom don't know you have to be an hour early at the airport, Peyton hasn't been on a plane since he and her mom came out there...feeds switch… Jordan pops Jeff’s blackheads 12:06 - 12:31 AM Jeff and Jordan head to the bathroom to pop Jeff's blackheads...gross! Somehow the JeJo bantering during this makes it more funny & bearable though PR - tiffs/stories/backscratch/tense goodnights 12:43 - 1:52 AM Feeds come back to where Jeff, Jordan and Shelly are chatting...Shelly asks Jeff if he got his blackheads done?...Jeff starts explaining the tiff they had during that, Shelly leaves, they chat about random things, have another little tiff and then Jordan scratches Jeff's back, plays the back picture game, then they do a story time game with some interaction with Adam and lastly an alphabet game...Jordan says she's bored of the last game, is sleepy and wants to go to bed...she leaves saying goodnight, Jeff asks if she's not waiting for him?...Jordan asks if he's coming?...Jeff says "goodnight love, I love you" and Jordan says goodnight again and leaves (tense goodbye since Jordan left in a bit of a huff IMO)... Sweatpants butt grab 2:58 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jordan has come out of the bathroom stall telling Jeff to wait a minute before he goes in Jeff waits and after he feels it's been long enough he walks by Jordan on his way into the stall and grabs her butt for about the 23rd time or so, but who's counting? 😜 BR - super plus womanly things 4:53 - 4:56 PM Jeff, Kalia and Dani are in the bathroom...Jeff is shaving his armpits...Jordan comes in looking for tampons...Dani tells her they may be in "that thing", they've been in there before...Dani checks in another place and finds some, she hands them to Jordan...Jordan says "oh, are those super plus? or regular?"...they manage to find the ones she wants... Jeff says "oh I have another question, if you're having your period why wouldn't you just go for the super duper hold all the time" LOL Kalia says it's cuz there are different flows, it's not always heavy...Jeff says "the other one's too thick?"...Kalia says umm, if you don't need it, if you're on a lighter day and you have a super tampon, when you take it out it's not gonna feel too good huh? LOL Jeff says "see I don't have any sisters so I have all these womanly questions, I don't know what these products are to open your pores, I don't know what's going on"...Kalia says he can absolutely ask, she doesn't mind...Jeff says he does all the time...they say Jeff is learning...Kalia says when he's old and married and needs to buy tampons he'll know what to say...Jeff says "her flow's not so strong so I should just go with super plus" LOL no Jeff, you clearly weren't listening Jeff says if he's sent to get them, he'd have to pick up a couple other things...Jordan comes out of the stall and washes her hands...Jeff says "good timing huh love? ♥ your little friend?"...Jordan says "God, I know", she says she's not fully on it but she doesn't want to be on the live show and have a pour come out...Jeff says better to be safe and use a super plus LOL...Jordan says she did...Jeff says that was what he was thinking Jordan says her stomach is starting to hurt...Jeff says "love, do you have a pair of my underwear in your laundry?"...Jordan says no, she has a pair of hers, she leaves the bathroom... Candy room kiss - where’s Jeff’s underwear 5:13 - 5:17 PM Feeds come back from palm trees...Jeff, Jordan and Adam are in the candy room getting pumped up about the show and the votes...Jordan says she's getting pissed off that nobody thinks she can win...Jeff says win! and find my underwear too Jordan says ok! and gives him a kiss... Adam and Jordan high five and then Jeff asks where his underwear is?...Jordan says "I don't know love" ♥ Jordan and Adam whisper about Dani while Jeff keeps looking...they all exit the candy room and go into the HN room...they continue talking game...Jeff goes on a mini rant about Dani & the Kalia alliance and they share some laughs...Adam says the NBSB alliance has to win tonight...Jeff asks Shelly if she saw a black pair of aficianado underwear, he can't find them...Shelly goes to help Jeff find them... Yes sunshine & butt poke 5:25 PM Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan yells out to Jeff (off camera) and Jeff says "yes sunshine"...Jordan stands at the kitchen counter and Jeff goes over and pokes Jordan's butt. Kitchen counter hug 7:48 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with most of the HG's, they're chatting about Brendon's sequester time...Jordan pours herself some iced tea and then goes towards Jeff who pulls her in a sweet hug. Jordan then kisses Jeff on the cheek, Jeff locks his legs around Jordan... ...and then Jordan moves over and the HG's continue chatting… HN room - tummy rub 8:37 PM Jeff and Jordan have been chatting in the HN room about the game and the twist and how crazy it was...Jordan says "love, that worked out good for us"...Jeff says later it will harder (to get them out)...Jordan knows but still...Jeff laughs about them evicting Lawon...Jordan says if not it would've been Rachel battling Brendon (better!) but it could have been Jeff battling it out too...Jordan says now they lost a number, they gained a strong person...Jeff says he warned her to get out floaters...Jordan says they thought until last night someone was coming for afternoon snack... Jeff farts Jordan says "Jeffff! that's nasty"...she starts rubbing his belly... Good lips kiss 8:44 PM Jeff and Jordan are talking in the HN room...they're finishing up their game talk when out of the blue Jordan says "I don't think I've ever told you but you've got good lips"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "thanks"...Jordan says "they're full, they're like not thick but they're not like too little, they're like good" Jeff says "they're chapstick lips"...Jordan says "nah they're good'...Jeff says "great"...Jordan wishes she had bigger lips... Cam 3 Jeff says "I wish I had a slice of pizza"...Jordan says "me too"...Jordan, who obviously wants to plant one on Jeff looks at him while Jeff says the waiting until midnight thing is stupid, finally kisses him... Jeff asks if she's sure it's at midnight they can't eat?...Jordan says she'll go ask...Jeff says he has to pee...feeds switch out...

August 6 HN room - crying chat/little snuggle 12:16 - 12:25 AM Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Rachel chat in the HN room about how crazy the house is and so much crying is going on, a little later Shelly leaves and then Rachel gets quiet, ready to sleep...Jeff and Jordan chat, Jordan snuggles into Jeff a little and then the feeds go to control room and switch off of them… Jeff won the veto !! 10:07 AM Feeds come back from trivia for the POV competition...Jordan & Rachel are in the HN room...Rachel is sad, she says she didn't win the veto and is so mad at herself...Jordan says Rachel is not going to win every competition and she gives Rachel a little pep talk...Shelly comes in and they talk about the comp... Dani & Kalia are upstairs saying Rachel is going home, end of story because....Jeff won the veto!! First JeJo talk after Jeff’s POV win 11:06 - 11:15 AM Jeff and Jordan chat in the HN room...Jordan tells Jeff that when they talk to Kalia, if she says she's the pawn, she's going to get out of control, flip out, look like an idiot so it's best she stay down there...Jeff says he'll go talk to her, he already told her that he'd win veto and come after her... Jeff says that if Kalia puts Jordan up as the pawn, he's going to break it down for Kalia because it'll be the last time he ever talks to her 1. she lied to him, he told her to f**k off 2. he told her to not put him up cuz he'd win the veto 3. Jordan goes up and she's 150% being nominated next week...Jordan says she'll tell her to eff herself and she'll walk away, she will lose her cool...Jordan says she kept telling her good luck in the comp, she's trying to sugarcoat it but if Rachel would've won, the target would be Jeff...Jeff says no shit, he just wanted to win... Jordan says "you did good!"...Jeff says it was perfect...Jordan felt she contributed to the win...Jeff says she did, he swears to God...Jeff explains how the comp went down and how Jordan helped him...Jordan can't believe Adam kept up...Jeff too...Jeff can't believe Adam smoked right after, it was making him sick...Jordan says it was so close, by 2...Jeff says it doesn't matter how close it is, it worked out perfectly...Jordan says it would be so funny if Kalia puts up Porsche...Jeff says Kalia is already nervous trying to be his friend...they talk about how their convo last night with Dani, Jeff doesn't get how Dani doesn't buy into the twist... Jeff doesn't really think Jordan will be put up as a pawn especially since Jordan said what she did during the nomination ceremony, if she does put her up she's an idiot, she made 3 people mad and Rachel's coming back so her HOH is going to be a waste...Jordan says she'd love to see Rachel go and come back to battle it out with Dani but she wouldn't mind (leaving to come back)...Jeff shoots down that idea real quick, he says "GTFO of here, don't even talk like that, you're not going up"...Jordan says she wouldn't mind having a break from here, they would all kill it Jeff says Jordan is going to see it from theh house because Rachel is coming right back...Jeff says he's going to start getting on a roll...Jordan says with Rachel here Jeff won't be the target...Jeff agrees, he says he finally won something...they talk about the comp again... Jeff imagines what if Jordan ran into him accidentally and made him lose...Jordan says Jeff would kill her, literally...Jeff laughs saying he's probably get real pissed because she ran past him twice, she ran right into him twice and he thought he couldn't get into that conversation, he had to focus because if he did tell her that she would've taken it the wrong way and tried to talk to him during it so he didn't bother...Jordan says it's good he didn't say anything...Jeff says for Jordan to realize that she's out of the competition and don't run in front of him...Jordan tries to say she was getting the ball...Jeff asks why? was she rushing to get back in the competition?...Jordan giggles, she says she was so mad, she dropped her ball at 50 something...Jeff says that's why she should've had some cheese, some winekin & cheese cries LOL Jeff giggles...Jordan says nooo...Jordan needs to shower outside...Jeff thinks she should've showered after the comp, wasn't she hot?...Jordan says "not really"...Jeff says "yeah you were really busting your ass"...Jordan laughs saying it's funny...Jeff says it's sad What’s up vagina monologues? 11:15 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the HN room after Jeff's win...Jeff is using blotting paper to get the oil off his forehead, he loves all the fun products girls have...Jordan says he's so stupid...Jeff says he was ripping them yesterday, he was pissed, he's gotta stop that, he doesn't like feeling like that...Jordan says pissed?...Jeff says no, gassed, he hasn't run in the house, just does the elliptical and he cruises, usually at home he does the treadmill, his legs are already sore just from running a mile "what's up vagina monologues?" Jeff says thank God he pulled it out, if Brendon was there he would've smashed it because of his arms...feeds switch out… Jordan busts out Jeff’s mannerisms 11:17 - 11:21 AM Feeds switch back to the HN room from the HOH room, JeJo are chatting...Jordan tells Jeff to not be mad at her for not going up to the HOH room, she doesn't want to embarrass herself...Jeff says it's fine... Jordan rubs Jeff's face saying "I love your scruff" Jeff asks when is the nomination ceremony?...Jordan says Monday...Jeff says Kalia is nervous now because he told her...Jordan says he can say "no" (with his hand motion)...Jeff thinks he just did that to somebody, he doesn't notice he does that, he thinks it's when he gets real pissed...Jordan giggles, props herself up and shows Jeff how he does it saying nooo...Jeff cracks up! Jordan says that's what he does, she's serious...Jeff says when he gets pissed he doesn't know what he does and she has got it down to a tee, she's not listening to what he's saying but watching his mannerisms...Jordan says when he gets mad, he does this facial expression...Jeff says the best was yesterday when Kalia told him she wanted Jeff to play in the veto and he was thinking why would she want to pick Jeff for HG choice so then she tells him he was going up (on the block), he didn't know what she meant, did Jordan know?...Jordan knew what she meant, she saw Jeff's face... Jeff says he was like "what?"...Jordan adds "I'm going up?"...Jeff says then he got pissed...Jordan says Jeff does this thing with his face, she knows she's not going to do it right but it's something with his mouth and eyes, he'll say "what the f**k!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says his mouth, lips and eyes, he does this face, when he's real pissed he always says the F word, he does it all the time and he'll say "what was that!? does that even fu**ing make sense?"...Jeff cracks up... Jordan now cracks up saying Jeff throws in a couple jabs...Jeff says "at the person I'm mad at?"...Jordan imitates Jeff saying "does she even know what's going on? no" insert finger wagging LOL...Jeff says "you're a fu**ing asshole" Jordan says she always forgets to point it out to him when he's pissed...Jeff says she can't talk to him when he's like that, he'd get so pissed at her...Jordan says it's like when she does that thing with her lip, he does something weird with his mouth and his eyes get all closed in and slanted and his hands do something too, that's how she knows he's really mad and the F bombs fly every sentence, it's really funny...Jeff says he's glad she gets amused instead of listening to what he's trying to express...Jordan says he uses hand motions a lot...Jeff says he uses his hands a lot, he even does it in the DR, he can't talk without using them, Zsolt used to tell him dude, relax with his hands, just put his arms down LOL! Jordan says Jeff uses his hands when he's talking, even when saying me and Jordan do the LD thing...Jeff says he likes to paint a picture...more hand talk and then feeds switch to the HOH room... Jeff will hook it up for his love 2:06 PM Jeff & Adam are sitting outside on the couches talking about food, Jeff wishes he could put steaks on the grill. Rachel, who is nearby, says that the catfish could be grilled, it's almost like steak Jeff sighs, "no, it's not, let's be honest"... Jordan wanders by with her shower supplies in hand and says she's going to shower out there (they are have-nots)...Jeff smiles at her Adam says the hose is behind the couch...Jeff says "you just gotta hook it up...I'll hook it up for you love" ♥ ...Jeff gets up to do that saying he has to get his sandals...Adam tells him to check out the grill. Jeff says he will and tells Jordan "hold on love, I'll get my sandals & put it over there for you"...Jeff goes inside to do that & gets called to the DR, meanwhile Adam has already gotten the hose out for Jordan... Hey stupid come here 3:11 - 3:13 PM Jordan and Rachel are on the lounger in the BY talking game...Jeff comes outside and asks how the fish was...Rachel says "hey Big Jeff"...Jordan says "hey stupid, come here" Jeff comes over and asks "what?"...Jordan says that Kalia came up to her and wanted to talk and she told her she wanted to wait on Jeff...Jeff asks why she didn't go talk to her?...Jordan says because she doesn't know what to say, she'll probably say the wrong thing and get mad and she told Jeff that she doesn't want to go up there... Jeff asks if she wants to go up there now? who's up there? they'll wait until everyone's gone...Jordan says Jeff can go up there and talk to her... (Jordan's stubbornness about this isn't making Jeff happy)... Jeff asks if that isn't rude?...they say no...Jeff says "that you're not even going?"...pause...Jordan says if she does go she's not saying anything...Jeff says he'll just go up there, I don't give a f**k, he'll go up there and say if Jordan's going up there's nothing to talk about and he'll leave...Jeff leaves...Jordan says "he'll do it, he'll do all the talking, he's better at talking"... Lounger talk about Kalia 3:31 - 3:34 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the lounger in the BY...Jeff is eating, Jordan is tanning...Jeff fills in Jordan on the talk he had with Kalia, she said she would never ever put Jordan up, that's the last bit of trust they had, she promise, she'll tell them the whole plan...Jordan doesn't trust anything because if Rachel won Jeff would be going, did Jeff tell her that she didn't want to go talk to her?...Jeff says he told Kalia that she's been crabby and there's no need for her to talk to her if she's going up, Kalia said she's not so Jeff said they'd go talk, is that good?...Jordan says yeah, it doesn't matter if she went up because Rachel's going home...Jeff says Kalia's word matters...Jordan says it doesn't...Jeff says it does so Jordan can stick her...Jordan says Kalia might be thinking of a new plan to backtrack... Jordan asks if Jeff is working out tonight?...Jeff says maybe, when the sun goes down, it's hot as hell out there...Jeff finishes eating and goes inside... Bathroom to the purple room - opposite Jordan 3:42 - 3:47 PM Feeds switch to the bathroom just before the 3:43pm mark...Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff is on the lounger, Jordan is changing in the shower stall...they are talking about Rachel wanting Jordan to say a bunch of stuff to Kalia...Jeff says when they go to talk to Kalia make her think that at best she'd have a 3-3 tie for Rachel to stay and she could break it...Jordan says ok...Jeff says to let her think she's got the power...Jeff says "what are you doing in there?"... Jordan smiles...Jeff puts on her sunglasses and Jordan giggles...Jeff asks if Jordan is walking?...Jordan says she was going to do situps or something...Jeff says it's burning out there...Jordan says "give me something to do"...Jeff wants to go lay down and talk...Jordan says she can do that...they decide to go into the purple room but not before Jordan has to go back to the bathroom to get her mic and Jeff goes to get a blanket from their room... They meet up in the purple room...Jeff goes in first and gets comfy under the blanket...Jordan comes in and shuts the door, she sees her reflection and says she can tell she's lost weight, can Jeff tell?...Jeff mmm, hmm's saying he can...Jordan gets on the bed saying she's doing the opposite of their season, theirs by the end she had blown up like a fish...Jeff knows...Jeff says "you were a big girl...I'm just joking"...Jordan says "you like big girl cuz you stuck with one"... Purple room - Jordan helped Jeff/twist talk 3:47 - 3:56 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Jeff says "ahh, isn't it nice to win something? f**k"...Jordan says "you feel good?"...Jeff says he does, real good, for his nation...Jordan feels like she contributed to it...Jeff says she did, he wouldn't have known where he was, that's what he needed on the gumball thing...Jordan says she'll remember next time because it was too busy to watch other people, he wouldn't have been able to look up and count...Jeff says he never even looked at his board until it said 300...Jordan says she dropped hers at around 100...Jeff says that Shelly was mad at Rachel, Rachel gets so competitive and does stuff like that and then feels bad about it...they talk about what happened during the comp... Jeff says it was perfect, perfect because he was just keeping pace with Adam and knew he could blow by him...Jordan says Jeff did good, real good...Jordan says Shelly is acting strange, she's starting to lose it a little bit...Jordan thinks she needs to win HOH, she's missing her family...Jeff says she's getting emotional and she's not that type...Jordan says in here it's like that...they talk about what Rachel and Kalia talked about, she was trying, it doesn't hurt, she didn't want her to go up there and start something but she didn't want to not go up there...Jeff says Rachel's not going anywhere... Jordan says she wants Rachel to stay and win HOH and stick it to them...Jeff says if that happened and they got Dani out next week, it would be super bedazzled awesome, it'd be so good, Rachel would give it to her all week and they wouldn't have to do anything...Jordan says she would love to see them battle it out, as long as Rachel is there, Jeff isn't the target... Jordan says what she hates is that Kalia doesn't see that it made Jordan mad that Jeff was put up because if Rachel won who would she put up beside Jeff? she wants to sit there and act like everything's fine? no! when she came after Jeff and threw that stone then now she's done with her...Jeff says "it's over" Jordan isn't going to say it's ok, it's ok, you nominated Jeff...Jeff says there's a little window that they can work with them and then backstab them...Jordan doesn't trust Dani...Jeff says it's just to get them safety and then bam, it doesn't hurt, he already told Dani he'd put up floaters and he'll just backdoor her and he'll say "you tried to f**k me week 2, you think I forgot? you fu**ing stupid bitch"... Jordan says that she said in the DR that Rachel making Dani uncomfortable was how Dick would be to somebody...Jeff nods yes...Jeff says they need Rachel to come back or they need Porsche out of there for the votes...Jordan says it seems like they're the only 3 that think someone is coming back...Jeff says it's because they're the only ones that it's an advantage for...Jordan says everyone else is discounting it, she thinks they'll find out more on Thursday, Julie will come back and tell them something after someone is evicted...Jeff thinks Julie might say it at the top of show like a warning, she already said "be careful", he doesn't understand what more of a sign it is? if people are going to think it's bs, what bs? they told us it was going to happen, what don't they see? Jordan doesn't think Julie said "may"...Jeff says she said "has the chance"...they go over the wording...Jeff says if he was HOH this week he wouldn't take a shot at Dani, he doesn't see how Kalia didn't see it that way and put up 2 of them...Rachel is trying to get in but can't get the door to open so Jordan gets up to open it for her... Purple room - JeJo chat w/Rachel - “that’s just Jeff” 4:07 - 4:11 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the purple room...JeJo are sleepy, they say they can't sleep in the HN room, the lights are so bad in there...Jeff says he can sleep better in the purple room with the lights on though...they talk about the POV comp...Rachel has some different views from Jeff on how it went down and they giggle and discuss that...Jeff gets a little testy, he says Rachel overthinks things and then he says that how Rachel is talking makes it sound he didn't outright win the comp, he did! Rachel says Jeff did win...Jeff says "what are you talking about?(then)"...Jordan steps in and says "his attitude is like that, don't think he's being mean"...Rachel says she knows goshhh...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks Rachel what she's saying? that Adam threw the comp? he got 298 on purpose and then he backed down?...Rachel says she never said that (umm, she actually did say that)...Jeff asks what she's saying?...Rachel says "I'm not talking to you anymore, gosh, Jeff, I'm not saying that"...Jordan keeps giggling...Rachel says she thinks Jeff would've won anyways, he was the best one out there... Jeff starts to talk again and Jordan says "Jeff! quit talking to her like that, you're freaking her out"...Jeff says he can't understand her...Jordan says that's how Jeff is, you have to understand it, she used to think he was being so mean to her, he'd be like "what are you saying? what are you talking about? do you understand?" but she understands him now, that's just Jeff...Jeff gets called to the DR... Rachel says "they're going to be like, Jeff please stop being mean to all the girls in the house" Jeff says "Rachel, please form a sentence that makes sense, so that other humans can understand your language" Rachel says "Jeff, please quit hating on Rachel when she's in a very fragile state" Jeff leaves, not agreeing with Rachel saying that he would have come back and won even if he dropped his balls at 200...Rachel tells Jeff to believe in himself more...Jeff says alright... Rachel says Jeff is such a hater Jordan says "that's just Jeff, that's his attitude, that's how he is, I used to cry all the time thinking he's mean, that's just how he is" “You did your face love” 4:15 - 4:20 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting in the purple room...Jeff walks by and puts his glass down on the table and goes to the bathroom...he and Rachel trade jabs and then he comes back, he realizes he's going to need another blanket and goes to get one...Rachel says sorry...Rachel asks if Jeff has any sisters?...Jordan says no, only brothers...palm trees... Jeff is back getting on the bed and they're talking about Brendon's speech...Jeff says when he sees someone crying and teary eyed he gets a little teary eyed, even during a movie, if Jordan cried in front of him, he'd get teary eyed...Rachel can't believe it, she says if she cried Jeff would make fun of her...Jeff says when she cries for the 800th time his tear ducts ignore her crying, between her, Jordan and Shelly with the tears he can't take it, it's time for tough love, honestly, it's like "let me help you pack", Big Jeff has down moments too, nobody cares about his moments, you're on the block? no! I can't drink a milkshake..."what do you mean? I'm going home!"...they giggle... Jordan says "you did your face love" ♥ Jeff smiles and says he wasn't really mad about it...Jordan says no, that's how he did his face she was talking about...Jeff says if BB does a compilation with that as the lead, he'll be pissed...Rachel says "you guys are so cute" Jordan thanks her...they talk about the DR and palm trees… Purple room chat w/Rachel - siblings & moving away 4:20 - 4:23 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Rachel asks Jeff if he has a lot of brothers?...Jeff says two...Rachel asks if he's the middle child?...Jeff says no the bottom...Jordan says he's the baby...Jeff wonders why she thought that?...Rachel says she was just wondering...Jordan says she's in the middle...Rachel says you are? duh, she knew that...Jeff says the middle one is usually the calm one (I beg to differ ) ...Jordan says that's me...Rachel says she's the oldest but sometimes people think she acts like the youngest...Jordan asks if her sister is mature?...Rachel says yes more mature than her...Jordan says it's probably because she has a kid and was married already...Rachel says she just kind of grew up but she just moved to Vegas when she was 22...Jeff says from NC?...Rachel says yeah...Jeff asks what made her just move? Rachel says she applied for and was offered a job in Henderson which she didn't even know was near Vegas, she also got offered a job in Chicago...Jeff asks doing what?...Rachel says a chemical job and a health conferences job...Jeff asks if there wasn't work in NC or she just wanted to get out?...Rachel says her original plan a few years ago was to go do something different and then move back to NC, maybe get married and settle down but she wanted to go and do something on her own because she went to college 4 hours away from her parents but she just wanted to have more independence, make her own money, make her own life, if she failed, she failed but she just wanted to try so she got the job in Nevada and moved there and worked there for a few months and realized she could make a lot of money doing cocktail waitressing, she was a chemical technologist, did chemical sales and then cocktail waitressing and she made more money doing that...palm trees... Purple room chat - JeJo chat w/Rachel - Vegas cabana girl 4:23 - 4:33 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel continue chatting in the purple room...Rachel is talking about where she worked in Vegas...Jeff says she just killed it huh? he can't even imagine, he knows they make a toney of money...palm trees...Jordan asks how much she'd make in a day? a summer day? by the pool...Rachel says $1200...Jordan is shocked! she says "in a day!!?"...Rachel says yeah...palm trees...Rachel says she was responsible with her money...Jeff wants Rachel to tell her how much it was? (biggest tip)...Rachel is hesitant to say...they press her and she admits more than $1000...Jeff can't take it, lol, he says "more than $1000 tip!!?? someone tipped you more than $1000!!??...Rachel says yeah for sure from one person...Jeff says wtf? who was it Bill Gates?...Rachel says no... Jeff says that's crazy talk...Jordan says that's a lot of money, you'd have your rent in one night...Jeff says that's stupid, Vegas is stupid, he hates it but he loves it...Jordan says she needs to go to Vegas to experience it...Rachel says it's not like that anymore...palm trees...Jeff asks if she would just party?...Rachel says no, her job was the party, she went to school & worked, in the summer she'd work during the day, while in school she'd work full time at night but only 3 days a week... Jeff imitates Rachel doing her job being like "hey guys, what can I get you to drink? you want shots?"...Jordan says she can so see her doing that...Rachel says she was good at her job...Jordan asks if they made her give a spiel?...Rachel says she had a whole spiel...they egg Rachel on to pretend she's their cocktail waitress in their cabana...Rachel seems shy to do it but she says ok...she gets up and Jeff says she already has her outfit on...Rachel says her bikini was smaller than this and she'd wear 4 inch wedges...Jordan asks if she felt self-concious?...Rachel says no, she's by the pool and everyone else is wearing bikinis... Jeff asks if Rachel ever showed a nipple for her tip? Rachel says no! Jeff, no!...Rachel goes to start but feels embarrassed right now...Jeff isn't buying it Rachel says to pretend it's just the two of them and they have a $4000 mininum...Jeff says a minimum? they have minimums?...Rachel says yeah...Jordan is shocked again, $4000 for a cabana?...Jeff says what can they get for $4000?...Rachel says don't worry, she'll sell it to them or maybe a $2000 since there's 2 of them... Jeff says to just come in the door...Rachel walks in and sits right down on the bed and chats them up...it's cute and she's in her element for sure...she asks where they're from...Jeff is from Minnesota and Jordan is from Florida LOL Rachel asks what they're celebrating?...Jeff's brother just won the lotto, the Minnesota state lottery but his brother passed away in a car accident and he was left all the money LOL! Oh Jeff! The story switches, now his brother is at the blackjack tables...Rachel says Jeff is lucky to have a beautiful girl with him...Jeff says he bought her too...Jordan says Jeffff! Rachel says "honey you're worth it" LOL Rachel does her sales pitch and it works! Dom Rose & Patron shots for everyone!! LOL Rachel tells them the Dom was $1500 & the Patron was $4500 so they just spent $6000 They can't believe it!! Jeff says they should be finding out what these people do (that can afford this) instead of going insane in this house for a half a million dollars...Rachel says what was she thinking last summer...Jeff is outraged, how do you even write on a menu that this bottle costs that? where do you get the balls...Jordan says if you don't ask, then you don't care...Rachel says his brother won the lotto why not? (she has a point!) Jeff says it's because it's $4500 if he went to the liquor store it'd be $50...Rachel says she's sold 10L of champagne before, she's the champion of selling 3L champagne or a 5L...Jordan asks if anyone has ever complained about the cost?...Rachel says she shows them the menu first...Jordan says when people are on vacation they spend money...Jeff says let's get serious?...Jordan says it's Vegas...Jeff says you could get a car, a beater for that that gets you around...Rachel says she doesn't know where they get the money...Jeff says he'd have to be fu**ed up for 3 months to spend that and still he would think about it...Jordan says that was good...Jeff asks about food...palm trees... Purple room - leg foot rub 4:56 - 4:59 PM Feeds return to the purple room after extended palm trees...Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Adam & Porsche are chatting now...Jeff is talking about a place where everything they served was "mini"...Rachel says she loves Tapas places, her favorite place in Vegas is Firefly...they haven't heard of it, she says they serve the best sangria there...Jeff loves sangria...Porsche leaves...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's leg, she says that Firefly is also a sweet tea vodka, it's so good...Jordan rubs Jeff's foot semi-accidentally LOL and Jeff says "love ♥ ...rub it, rub it" Jordan says "snuggle with me"...Jeff says his foot is sore... They just look at each other...Jordans says "after this, I'm gonna go over there and snuggle with you"...Jeff says "okay"...Jordan says "you never do"...Jeff says "yes I do"...Jordan keeps rubbing while Rachel and Adam talk about Vegas... Jeff joins in saying if you don't have a black card how are you supposed to get anything in Vegas...palm trees... Purple room - snuggling/footsie/butt slaps & rubs 5:02 - 5:18 PM Feeds return from palm trees just before the 5:03pm mark...Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Rachel are still chatting in the purple room but Jordan has now made good on her earlier promise and is snuggling with Jeff They're chatting about Vegas and how ridiculous the price of everything is there especially in the nightclubs...Jeff says he hates nightclubs...Rachel says she'd rather take the $4500 some people spend on expensive tequila and go on a really nice vacation, Jeff too, he says you could go on a nice vacation to Europe and drink and eat for 2 weeks...Rachel says she could go on her honeymoon...they talk about cost of bottles at clubs and how it makes them sick... Jordan grabs a tighter hold of Jeff and Jeff reaches back to touch Jordan's butt and Jordan starts playing footsie with Jeff...Jeff plays back (on Cam 4) They continue talking about nightclubs...Jeff rubs Jordan's butt/hip...he says he doesn't even like going unless it's a special occasion, he can't even stand it, he guesses he is getting old, you have to yell in there just to talk...Rachel agrees and says she loves lounges...Jeff too... Jeff starts slapping Jordan's butt over and over They talk about how old they are...Adam says Jordan is like 19...Jeff says Jordan doesn't go anywhere, she likes Taco Bell Jeff smiles...Jordan groans and squeezes Jeff...they keep talking about nightclubs and the guys who are total tools who frequent them, Rachel says she can't stand them...Jeff says those guys are like Rehab in Vegas with the dark skin, tattoos and big chains, that's what those bars are like, it's fu**ing disgusting...Adam says he's so glad those types aren't in the house...Rachel says those types of guys are the only types she's not a big fan, their attitude, she dealt with it for so long in Vegas... They start talking about Jersey Shore and how those types are everywhere, that's why Jeff can't believe that group is still successful, you can find that type on every corner in the Jersey Shore...Adam thought they might change the cast...Jeff says they say when you find something special it's hard to change it up...Rachel says MTV always uses the same people over and over...Rachel talks about Real World and says her friend Carley was on it, she was in a season just like theirs, half returnees, half newbies, she was a newbie, she got paired up with a returnee, they do challenges, live in a house and get evicted just like BB...they continue talking about Real World, the Miz & Rachel's friend... Talk then turns to the POV comp, it was pretty physical but was only a mile distance, it involved eye hand co-ordination...Jeff talks about how he thought Adam was going to give up but he kept at it...palm trees...continued talk between palm trees about the POV comp & some giggles over their greek names...Jeff was Jeffestivus (?)...Rachel was Rachefone (?)...Jordan was Jordana...Jeff slaps Jordan's butt again Shelly was Shellipso and Kalia's was Kaliadite...Jeff says all he knows is his rhymed with Festivus...for the rest of us more palm trees... Jeff rubs Jordan's butt LOL Adam says something crass and Jeff says he didn't need to go there, it was nasty, he didn't need to say it that plain, right Jordan?...Jordan says yes and releases her death grip on Jeff Jeff says that every time Jordan says something like her and her friend hooked up, Jeff will say "dude, did they f**k?" and Jordan will say "Jeff! don't be so plain"...Adam and Rachel don't get it...Jordan says plain means it sounds so vulgar, so bad...Rachel is umm, she says she's so cute...Jordan says "did they have sex sounds better than did they eff"...Jeff says if Jordan's friend is banging some dude after one night then yeah, they f**ed (he has a point lol)...Adam says "they didn't make love"...Jeff switches positions saying that Jordan's foot is going up his butt!...Jordan says no! she was comfortable...Jeff wasn't especially because it was her foot LOL Adam says another creepy thing and Jeff says he's gonna go pee before Jordan gets comfy... Purple room - lovers lane chat 5:19 - 5:26 PM Jeff returns to the purple room where Jordan, Rachel and Adam are continuing talking...Jeff gets in the bed next to Jordan...Jordan cuddles Jeff and Jeff covers them with the blanket...they talk about how they've been in there 36 days and to Rachel it seems like just yesterday but to Jeff it seems like a long time ago...Rachel says it seems like just yesterday her and Brendon were in the hotel room...Jordan and Rachel both smile...Jeff says "being plain?" LOL Rachel says "a lot of being plain, that's all we did" They talk about the POV comp, what is was called and why, the story/myth behind the Greek dude Jeff talks about the Greek themed POV comp on their season (wine on the sidelines) Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand and holds it...Jeff says he didn't play that competition... They talk about Adam's birthday a little and then Jeff says that he hasn't heard anything about jury yet...Rachel says Tuesday is the halfway point, that's when they told them last season they were in jury...Rachel explains that BB gives them a big halfway party and even the HN's get to eat so Jeff and Jordan can eat, even beer...Jeff says he remembers them having a party for them too...then he farts Jordan protests "Jeff!"...Jeff asks what's under there, he lifts up the blanket...Adam says it's a Dutch oven...Jeff looks at Jordan so sweetly just as Rachel says their party was after Lover's Lane...how apropos Jeff says "Lover's Lane"...Rachel says aww, Lover's Lane, you guys were here last summer at this time, they were here this Saturday last summer...Jeff and Jordan say "wow and Jeff sings "Happy Anniversary" Rachel says Lover's Lane Anniversary when Brendon threw a ball...Jeff says "I was supposed to stay here"...Rachel says I know, why didn't you?...Jeff says it's because they were too dramatic...Rachel says "we are?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Rachel says "weird"...Jeff says "very weird"...Adam asks if Jordan and Jeff were supposed to stay here?...Jordan says not me...Jeff says just him...Adam says "stay the night?"...Jeff says yeah because it was a theme, his show was on cbs.com and he was staying all over for free so the BB house was going to put him up for the night but they got all dramatic and they told Jeff they didn't need him anymore LOL Rachel doesn't think they were that dramatic...Adam asks if they wanted to tie it in...Jeff says yeah but they didn't want him interrupting the show... Rachel asks if she got dramatic?...Jeff says that was when her and Brendon got split up...Rachel says oh yeah...Jeff says she was, please...they talk about Brendon throwing/missing the ball at Jeff while Jeff and Jordan share chapstick...Rachel says that history has repeated itself and she's leaving week 5 again, same veto, same week coming back to say "I'm back bitches!", they talk about her floaters grab a life vest line and she admits it took her a week to make it up...Jeff laughs...Rachel says she was stewing for a week at the floaters and she goes on to describe how that week went down... HN room - Jeff kinda likes pissed off Jordan 10:10 - 10:17 PM Jeff joins Jordan who is in the HN room laying down...Jeff says "love stop sleeping, you're never gonna fu**ing go to sleep"...Jordan says she's just laying down...Jeff asks why she left?...Jordan says it's cold in there...Jeff tells her to put socks on...Jordan says she does but there's nowhere to go, Rachel's in the purple room...Jeff says it's funny that Rachel was in here, then went to the purple room to be with people and no one is in there...Jordan says Rachel is a lot of work...Jeff says she's like 4 years old, if she doesn't understand that she needs to grow up and not be nine, she's super needy, she expects attention all the time, he doesn't play like that, he doesn't play with Jordan like that so why would he with her? she has to be in his ear 24/7, listen, let him eat first and then if there's leftover eat it, she already ate 15 of them and he was cooking for 2 hours, she doesn't realize that? he can't baby her, she's gotta learn tough love sometimes, he can't tell her every single day that it's going to be alright and okay, come talk to them, can't he be with Jordan for two minutes? Jeff says Rachel would be in there already if she wasn't sleeping (don't worry Jeff she's coming 😉) Jeff asks Jordan what's wrong with her?...Jordan says nothing, she's just bored...Jeff asks why she's not talking?...Jordan says she's listening to Jeff...Jeff says the catfish is so good...Jordan says when you dip it in the sauce it's good, she can eat it if it's not fishy...Jeff says it's awesome... Jordan asks if Jeff knows who Kalia is putting up?...Jeff says he hasn't talked to her yet, he told her they'd talk later...Jordan says she's not talking to her...Jeff says "at all?"...Jordan says no...Jeff, who doesn't like this, says he told Jordan already that they have an opportunity to keep themselves safe on that side if they talk to them, it doesn't mean they have to do anything they just have to put on a smile when they see them, they'll tell them to keep them to keep each other safe, if he wins he'll stab them in the back, they both ruined things with him so he doesn't care, he'll say yeah yeah for sure he'll stand up at their wedding Jeff pats Jordan's face and says "wake up love" ♥ ...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to massage his calf?...Jordan says no...Jeff says it's fun, it's the same thing as playing hangman LOL Jordan says she gets so mad at people there who have just sat around and haven't been HN's and haven't done anything...Jeff says she's real mad about that...Jordan bitches about Porsche and Lawon doing nothing and just laying around in bed doing nothing, she gets on her nerves...Jeff agrees but not really but she does...Jordan says she flip-flops, she can't wait until she's HOH so she can say, why are you up here again? get the F out...Jeff says "man, you're getting cutthroat"... Jordan says she doesn't like it, she's not enjoying herself and she's pissed off at everybody, she doesn't like how she's being...Jeff says he's never seen her like this "I kinda like, like it" They giggle...Jordan says Kalia said hey to her and she was thinking don't do that, she was acting guilty, she just wants to tell them to all to you know what themselves...Jeff says no, don't do that, she still has to play smart...Jordan says that's why she comes into the HN room, she's keeping her mouth shut...Jeff says listen, now she knows where everybody stands so she can be as fake as she wants to them and have no guilt and then stab them in the back, she can say sorry, you didn't feel bad for me so I have no regret now doing this to you...Jordan says she mainly wants to get Dani and Kalia...Jeff says once you cross him and break trust, it's over, that's all, no more...Rachel walks in... HN room - tough love for Rachel/farting/Rachel’s log 10:17 - 10:29 PM Rachel joins Jeff and Jordan in the HN room...Jeff says Rachel, there was a million of those potato things left, why didn't she eat them?...Rachel says she's not hungry, it's ok, thank you...Jeff says "you're such an idiot"...Rachel says "that's not nice! you got mad at Daniele when she called me an idiot" (she's got a point lol)...Jeff says she's not an idiot like that, she's acting like an idiot asking if she could have some and then saying no, she doesn't want some...Rachel says it was because he got mad at her!...Jeff says he didn't, she knows she can take them, she doesn't need to ask him 50 times, if he didn't want her to have them he would've said "Rachel GTFO of here, I cooked them you're not touching them", of course she can eat them, why does she act like that? Rachel says it's because he got mad and then he called her crazy...Jeff says he said she was "driving him crazy" with her asking him 20 times if she could have them, she knows he doesn't beat around the bush so she would know if he didn't want her to have them, he would have said "Rachel, I can't stand your fu**ing face, go in the other room" does she get it? does she see the difference? Rachel says yeah but she's really sensitive...Jeff says he's the opposite of sensitive...Rachel says Jeff promised Brendon he'd be nice to her...Jeff says no, he'd take care of her and this is tough love, he's toughening her up for him...Rachel says he doesn't talk to her like that...Jordan is smiling at all this... Jeff says "do you see me puppy dogging Jordan? she's my love and my girlfriend and I don't walk her around on a leash and pet her hair"...Jordan cracks up...Rachel says "Brendon doesn't do that either"...Jeff cracks up!! saying he didn't say that...Jordan says "Rachel!"...Jeff says he's going to bring Rachel to shock therapy when they're done with this...Rachel doesn't know what that means...Jeff tells Rachel to do a log and tell Brendon how mean he is... Rachel takes him up on the offer and starts talking to the camera saying Jeff is so mean to her...Jeff says he's laughing right now...Jeff says Rachel is banana pancakes?...Rachel says that Jeff said she acts like a puppy she walks around on a leash...Jeff asks how much he has to pet her head to show her how loved she is...Rachel says she pets his head...Jeff says he'll get no pets in there...Jeff says to tell Brendon about her day...she starts and Jordan rips a big fart! they're OMG! Rachel says that's her day in a nutshell LOL Rachel thinks it was Jeff but it was Jordan...Rachel says WHAT!? Jordan! OMG!...Jeff says that was gross! it was an earth shaker...Jordan says she had to get it out...Jeff says for her to not come by him, he's grossed out so she blows some farts on his belly Jordan laughs and Rachel continues with her video diary telling Brendon about how the veto went, that Brendon would've killed it...Jordan farts again Jeff says "holy f**k, dude, she's trying to be sincere! my GOD!"...Rachel says she doesn't get it...Jeff asks if she was holding those in for?...they discuss slop gas and farting, lots of laughs...Rachel keeps going about the veto comp, her name was Racheopia, Jeff was Jeffisius and Jordan was Jordania, something like that...Jeff tells Rachel to show him the outfit...she dresses up in it...Rachel says she stole all the ribbons for Brendonius...Jeff and Jordan giggle...Rachel tells Brendon that was her outfit for today except she obviously didn't have a sequined top on, OBVI!...Jeff and Jordan giggle at the "OBVI" Rachel tells Brendon how she dropped the balls, her score was reset each time, she still didn't give up even when Jeff was 200 ahead of him but she got to 100 by the time Jeff got to 300, Jeff owned that competition, also everyone slept, Jeff will pull himself off the block, everyone is freaking out about the replacement, she'll be evicted but there's a twist so she has a chance to come back and say "I'm back bitches!" Rachel tells Brendon about the Vegas/fake cabana thing they did in the purple room, they keep role playing and Jeff says "are you drunk love?" ♥ ...Jordan says she's been sleeping because she's hungover...Rachel says they're on lockdown from a wedding they're having near the lot... Jeff tells Rachel to tell Brendon he's making her strong in her with tough love...Rachel says it's tough love like the tv show...Jeff doesn't know the show but says she needs to go on there...Rachel says Jeff reminds her of the guy on the show...Jordan and Rachel explain what the show is about...Jeff says "wow, I love this guy"...Rachel gets sickening with her love talk and Jeff gags...Jordan says it's mushy mushy...Jeff says to log off, she does with a kiss... HN room - Final 2 dream/Jeff tells Jordan to bite her tongue 10:35 - 10:49 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HN room...they have just kissed and Jeff makes the unicorns & rainbows comment... Jordan says she wants to go outside and get in the hot tub...Jeff says me too...Jordan asks "can you believe we're already at the halfway point?"...Jeff says "almost....I know, it's been a struggle thus far huh?"...Jordan says she remembers walking in there and thinking it would be really hard, they both said that...Jeff says yeah 14 people and they were already together, he knew it would be hard, especially after that night Dick left, they knew it would be hard to stick together, he can't believe they made it together...Jordan says at least they didn't go home...Jeff says they need to break up Dani & Kalia, they'd be the only couple left. Jordan says that would be good, she would love for them to make it further than 5, together, that would be really hard...Jeff says that would mean that one of them has a shot, a good shot, 2 out of the 5...Jordan says she wants to see Jeff make it in the final 2 this time...Jeff wants to see both of them, wouldn't that be fu**ing sick?...Jordan says that would be crazy...Jeff says that would be so sick...Jordan says that would be awesome... Jeff says "omg, would you do it in here if it was just us 2?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "why?"....Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff laughs...Jordan adds "that's gross"...Jeff says "that's not gross but I know what you mean'...Jordan says "it's gross to other people, that's something you should do in your private"....Jeff says "I know, I'm just kidding love" ♥ Jeff yawns and adds "yeah I would probably do it with myself if it was just us two"...LOL Jeff says "I would be so excited"...Jordan says that would be so awesome...Jeff says it could happen...Jordan says he would do good and she'd be guaranteed 2nd place...Jeff says he just wants to win so he can say he won one of them...Jordan thinks the only people in his way are Dani & Kalia...they talk about Adam...Jeff says he's with them solid...Jordan says it stinks that they picked off one...Jeff says they have to win next week...they talk a little game... They talk about napping and how sore Jeff's legs are from the veto comp, he says he's an old pussy...Jordan says she's so proud of how Jeff did...Jeff says he's proud of how perfect his plan worked out in the comp, he waited until the end and striked...Jordan says it was so good...Jeff talks about the comp and how good Adam did, he can't believe he kept up and then he ripped a smoke after Bravo!...Jordan hopes they get to do something fun soon...Jeff says it has to be next week...Jordan wants to play to win stuff for the house or win something, something fun but there will still be tension...Jeff says they got a grill already, that's awesome... Jordan wishes she had worked out...Jeff says he'll do it tomorrow...Jordan says if Kalia put up Porsche she'd be like ahhhhh...Jeff suggests going to talk to her to see what's she doing, she'll be all bs but he can bite his tongue, he knows what he's going to do so he doesn't give a f**k what she says but they should go up there just to make sure Jordan isn't being put up... Jordan, who continues to be stubborn about this, says "listen I don't care if I go up"...Jeff says "I know but you don't need to act like that, listen, that's not helping anything to act like that ok? let me act like that, you just stay calm because if I become target, you could go far so don't burn your bridges and don't start saying shit during ceremonies like you did, just relax, you got your shit out, don't say it no more...if I get knocked out, I don't want anybody winning but you so bite your tongue...don't be Joe Cool, we're halfway through, you never have to see these people ever again" Jeff asks "did you hear me?"...Jordan is quiet but says mmm, hmm...Lawon comes in and they chat...more silence then control room then more silence for awhile as Jordan ponders...Jeff points out that Jordan is a little red, looks like she got a little sun...Jordan says good but she wasn't out there today...she snuggles into Jeff and asks if he wants to go out there?...Jeff says "nah"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "do you" (reverse psychology lol)...Jordan says "I guess not cuz no one is really up" (guess it didn't work lol)...Jeff says "everyone's up love ♥ they're probably drinking"...Jordan says she needs to wash her hair tonight...Jeff sighs...Jordan snuggles more and kisses Jeff on the cheek, then pinches his cheek and rubs his face...Jordan sits up and Jeff says so you want to go out there?...they get up to go and Jeff says "let's do the damn thing"...they head out... Kiss - now Jeff can dream animated and extended 10:35 PM Jeff & Jordan share a cute kiss...Jeff says now he can go to bed dreaming about unicorns & rainbows ~~~~~~~ Jeff and Jordan continue laying down in the HN room...Jordan reaches over and gives Jeff a sweet kiss... Jeff says "mmm, thanks" big smile ...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff says "now I can go to bed and dream about unicorns and rainbows" ...Jordan wipes Jeff's eye and says "aww, did I make you cry?" LOL

August 10 Hey lover - we never talk to each other/you hate me 2:05 - 2:09 AM Jordan is laying in the HN room talking to Rachel, she's waiting for Jeff to come to bed...Jeff comes in and starts getting ready for bed...Jordan says hiiii...Jeff says "heyyy"... Jeff changes into his pj sweatpants and Jordan turns her head away LOL They count the nights they have left in the HN room, they can't wait...Rachel leaves the room briefly and Jordan says "hey lover"...Jeff asks "what's up love? ♥ "...Jeff says "we never talk to each other"... Jordan says "I know, I feel like we never talk, do we?"...Jeff says "we do...nah we don't"... Rachel comes back and Jeff says they can have a late night party...Jeff starts getting settled in and complains to Jordan "love ♥ , everytime you sleep, your head comes right here...Jordan says "you hate me!"...Jeff says he doesn't, he's just saying her head comes right there and he feels like he's going to elbow it sometimes, he doesn't move her, he just leaves it...Rachel says sometimes in the middle of the night she feels like she's going to spoon her...Jordan says she likes to snuggle...Rachel says me too...they continue chatting... HN room to the PR - “you still love me right?” 2:49 - 2:55 AM Jeff and Jordan leave the HN room to go to the purple room to get some quiet time together to talk...Jeff says he likes this room (ahh memories of the green room )...Jordan says they can get sleepy in there...Jeff says it's pretty bright in there too and asks why she's over there? but Jordan doesn't hear him...Jeff says he'd sleep with the lights on in there (over the HN room)...Jordan gets up to close the door...they start talking game...Jordan suggests to Jeff that tomorrow they should have a talk with Lawon to explain the reasons that they're keeping Rachel just in case he does come back he won't feel they're against him...Jeff says Jordan can talk to him because he never talks game with him...Jordan thinks it would be a nice gesture...Jeff says for her to say that to him but if they're outside with him, he'll say something, it's a good idea...Jordan says she's going to open the door again... Jordan says she would've been out at 11:30, she was tired...Jeff says he'd rather stay up tonight than tomorrow night...Jordan says she just didn't want to talk and wake everybody up...Jeff says "plus we never talk anyway"...Jordan says "we don't"...Jeff says it's because everyone is always around...Jordan says "I know"... Jordan says "you still love me right?"...Jeff with a big smile says "no"...Jordan says "stop"... Jeff giggles saying yes...Jordan says "now that you say that, we never talk during the day"...Jeff says it's because there's people always around and then when they go to do something she says she's going to workout and then when he gets in the pool she goes to lay out, she's always doing the opposite...Jordan says it's good for now because they're interacting... PR - game/food/comps talk 2:55 - 3:15 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they're talking about how they never talk to each other because others are always around and Jordan is on Rachel "watch", it's a 24 hour job...Jordan says she has to keep her in check...Jordan complains about how Rachel is so chatty and annoying...Jeff says she doesn't listen to anything, it's going to be his new saying for Jordan when they get out of there, when she's not listening to him he's going to say "you're acting like Rachel" Jordan says that Brendon has got to be like...Jeff says he doesn't mind, they're meant for each other...Jordan says yeah or maybe he's cuckoo LOL Jeff says he couldn't take that shit for 2 days... Jeff starts whispering game, they talk about what he would do if he won HOH, how to get rid of Dani or Kalia...Jeff starts explaining his thoughts on what he'll do if he wins...Jordan zones out and Jeff says "you wanna listen or not?"...Jordan says she's listening...Jeff tells Jordan his thought process on trying to get rid of Dani with a backdoor plan...Jordan says ok... Jeff sneezes and Jordan says "bless you" Jordan changes topics...she wants to know what he wants to eat on Thursday LOL Jeff wants a steak... Jordan says "with a salad?" (she's obsessed with salad! LOL) ...Jeff wants a hamburger too, someone said something about a pita (that was Jordan) with cheese, that would be good or he could make Chicken Parmesan...Jordan says that would be good, she's also craving a ham sandwich with chips (another food item she's obsessed with ) Jeff wants rice cakes with cheese...Jordan says the bread (from the comp) with stuff to dip it in...Jeff says they ate all of it... Jordan reverts back to game talk, she says she gets what Jeff is saying...Jordan goes outside the door to check if anyone is out there listening...back to the Dani backdoor plan game talk...Jordan gets what Jeff is saying...Jeff wants Shelly or Rachel to win, he wants Shelly to do something, they don't think Adam would make a move, he's too scared...Jordan giggles about Jeff still having his yellow bandana on...Jeff says his eyes hurt and he thinks it might block the light a bit...back to game talk about Dani and Kalia...Jeff says if Lawon goes home, they'll be the last couple left in the house...Jordan knows and says that would be so good but since they are a couple they are seen as a target...back to talking game... Jeff says he can't talk to Kalia for more than 10 minutes, he wants to shoot himself and Dani hangs with her all the fu**ing time, she's not even her type of person, Dani wants out of there (oh yes she is Jeff )...Jordan tells Jeff to tell Dani the night before the HOH that she's not his target...Jeff says he will...they talk about Shelly and Adam...Jeff says he wants Rachel and Porsche to get into a fight because according to Adam Porsche is coming after Jeff, he didn't tell him directly but in so many words, but regardless he feels likes she is, he told people he's going after floaters so Porsche has to know he's coming after her...Jeff wants to stir up some trouble between Porsche and Rachel in case Porsche wins HOH...Jordan says that's good... Jeff says if they don't win HOH this next week they might as well fu**ing quit because they suck LOL they’re going to win...Jordan says if it's a buzz in they'll lose...they talk about the comp where Kalia won and how they had a hard time with it but it worked out to their advantage...Jeff says he hopes they put something in the yard for HOH, he's good at carnival games ( ummm)...they talk about the ropes competition that Brendon won, Jordan explains how it was set up (Jeff never saw it being on ATWFF)... Jeff says they have to have a comp soon that is fit for a guy, a guy hasn't even won HOH this season Jordan knows...they talk about the ski comp and how hard it was for them....Jordan asks Jeff what Dani is good at?...Jeff says he doesn't remember, he buzzed through that season, he remembers Dick more, he remembers him taking Dani off the block so he won veto not her, she's competed in 2 or 3 things, he can't believe Dick stayed on that banana for so long...they then talk about the banana comp...Jordan giggles about it...Jeff says it would've been better if Jordan never got on and he could just hang on ...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff giggles and says he thought Jordan was going to stay on long, for real...Jordan thought she was too and then she moved... PR - crabby banter begins…misunderstanding 3:16 - 3:31 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they go back to talking about Dani's performance so far in comps and then Jeff brings up the compilation POV that Jeff lost to Brendon...Jordan is lost...Jeff explains and she still seems lost...Jeff says "are you serious right now?"...Jordan says "what are you talking about? are you talking about this season?" LOL Jeff says "I can't believe, am I asleep right now?"...Jordan asks what she's missing? what is he talking about?...Jeff says "what vetoes have we had so far? do you know anything if there's questions?" Jordan says yes...Jeff asks what the vetos are...Jordan starts naming them and then remembers that one, she now knows what Jeff was talking about...Jeff asks what about HOH?...Jordan says "don't talk to me like I'm an idiot"... Jeff asks again "what about HOH?...now I'm just quizzing you"...Jordan looks unimpressed LOL Jeff says is she serious? what other compilation veto did they have?...Jordan says it's because she thinks of that veto as "all games" in her head so she didn't understand what Jeff was talking about...Jeff holds up his fingers to name and count the HOH's...Jordan does...Jeff giggles and says "see? do you practice?"...Jordan says "yes in my head, do you think I'm stupid?"...Jeff says "no I don't"...Jordan says "well then don't get on my case about it, you act like I don't do nothing, I do things in my head sometimes"... Jeff says "because what other veto did I dress up like a cow and she (Dani) spelled the word wrong? what other comp was that?"...Jordan explains how she was zoning out and what her thought process was, she has it in her head as all games, not compilation...Jordan smiles and says "you hate me"... Jeff says "anyways, what were we talking about? you get me nervous sometimes?"...Jordan says "what? good it's just like last time, everybody underestimates me"...Jeff says "you're getting a smart mouth too, you know that?...Jordan giggles and says he will too when he's been on slop for 2 weeks...Jeff whines no...Jordan adds he will if he hasn't slept in a good bed and not sleep good at night, he'll get a smart mouth and be gripy...Jeff concedes sleeping is terrible... Jeff wonders when the FT will talk?...Jordan says she's not counting everything in the room...Jeff says they're not doing that again (like in BB11)...Jordan says Adam & them know everything, she's not counting everything...Jeff asks again if the FT will talk?...Jordan says no (wrong!)...they talk about what might be used for a comp...Jeff asks again if she thinks the FT will talk?...Jordan says no, she doesn't, does he?...Jeff says it's funny...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's funny if everyone is waiting for it to talk and it never will, there's nothing to do in there but wonder if things mean anything...they agree they need to know days and stuff...they discuss what will possibly be important to know towards the end...Jeff thinks the FT will talk (right!) maybe give a clue, it has to, why would it be there?...Jordan doesn't know... Jordan asks about the cards, are they the one psychics use to tell your future?...Jeff says he thinks so, they're tarot cards...Jeff says it would be cool if the FT talked...they talk about pranks...Jordan wishes they could sleep on this (bed) tonight...Jeff pokes/rubs Jordan... Jordan says tomorrow is day 40, 40 days, they never thought they'd make it this long in the beginning...Jordan asks Jeff if he's tired? does he want to go to bed?...Jeff says no...Jeff says they've done pretty good being here 40 days, they have a chance to go far, it's easy to say that if they just win, he needs to win an HOH if they want to...Jordan would feel better if Dani was gone because she's the only real person major targeting him (umm) because of what happened the 2nd week...Jeff knows... This part is straight out of a Abbott & Costello skit, they make arguing funny, total misunderstanding and miscommunication on their part, the thing is they actually do mean the same thing but don't realize it LOL Jordan says they'd be coasting, if Dani didn't turn on them but that's too easy, it never works like that...Jeff wonders if she's got America's player or some shit like that? is that why she did that that week?...Jordan says at one point she did think that, it was real ballsy but BB wouldn't do that the 2nd week...Jeff says "what do you mean?"...Jordan says "give some power the 2nd week"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says that Jeff just said maybe Dani had some power...Jeff says "no, America's player, something like she HAD to do that"...Jordan says "oh! America's player...no, the 2nd week?"...Jeff is frustrated LOL he says "what are you talking about?? it's the 2nd week? do you know what America's player is?"...Jordan says "yesss"...Jeff again asks "what are you talking about!?"...Jordan giggles and says "where they have to do task"...Jeff says "yeah, the 2nd week, what does it matter?"...Jordan says the 2nd week, that was when she turned...Jeff says he knows!...Jordan says she thinks that's too early for America's player, they do it that later on...Jeff says "they do that before the game starts!"...Jordan says "oh! I didn't know that, I didn't know that"...Jeff just looks at her in disbelief LOL Jordan says she just watched last season and they had a Saboteur...Jeff says "besides all that...uhhhhh" Jeff says "do you think that something made her do that? that's my whole point, I don't know if it starts week 1 or 5 or or 10 or 19, do you think that's my point"...Jordan says maybe LOLOL Jordan asks if she should shut the door?...Jeff sighs big...he says "you drive me cuckoo"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz you don't understand what I'm thinking and then when I try to tell you something, you're like huh? what?"...Jordan says "you're such a butt"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "you get so aggravated at me"...they hear the sliding glass door...Jeff asks if Adam is going to smoke...Jordan doesn't think so... Jeff says "huh? what power?"...Jordan says "you're a butthole"...Jeff says "why can't I call you names?...Jordan says "I never call you names" (you just did )...Jeff says she just did...Jordan says because he's being one...Jeff stares...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she's being one...Jordan says to not give her a look...Jeff says it's a half one because she can't see...she says she can fully see...Jordan says Jeff is being cuckoo not her... Jeff starts chopping at Jordan's leg and says she wants to snap her bone in half with a karate chop...Jordan giggles and says she's ready to get out of there, it's too much ...Jeff doesn't like hearing that and goes back to the bone talk LOLJeff says Melendez snapped his leg right in half during a football game, he went to help him up and his bone was sticking right out of his leg ACK! Jeff says it was fu**ing gross, he had to get a pin put in his leg to connect the bone...Jordan says that's really nasty... Who’s crabby banter 3:31 - 3:34 AM Jeff and Jordan continue bantering in the purple room...Porsche and Kalia have both walked by the room and Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks they heard them talking?...Jeff says that Jordan said she could hear the sliding door open (if so)...Jordan says it's just in case someone could sneak out (?), she doesn't know, she's getting paranoid...Jeff says "hear us what? yelling at each other?"...Jordan makes a face... Jeff says "you're crabby" Jordan says "no I'm not!" Jeff says "yes you are, you're like hey, you're gripy, it's you who's gripy" Jordan says "I'm not gripy" Jeff says "yeah you are" Jordan says "the other day you were gripy, you seemed really aggravated and normally you're like "hey, love" and give me kisses and hugs and really sweet, I can't deal with you" Jeff says "so while I was cooking every meal for you, I was being cra, I was being, I didn't, I wasn't showing enough teeth while I was cooking the meal" Jordan says "no, you didn't talk to me, normally you talk to me a lot more" Jeff says "well next time I'm making you food all the time, I'll try to do it with a BIGGER smile" Jordan says "well don't worry because I won't ask you to make me any more fish" Jeff says "I don't mind making you for you but don't call me crabby when I'm helping you" Jordan says "all I did was ask you if you were crabby" Adam walks by and in, asks them if they're in there staying away from Rachel? LOL Jeff says no, they didn't want to talk in front of them sleeping...Adam goes to the bathroom... Jordan says "I can tell, cuz like, that you're on slop too because you were a lot sweeter when I was on slop the first week" Jeff says "yeah but you're crabby now" LOL Jordan says "you're crabby too" Jeff says "oh I'm crabby? you're yelling out during ceremonies and you're telling people off when we're outside and I told you to be quiet 10 times" (he's got a point or two ) Jordan says "I didn't tell anybody off, I just said to Rachel, you know you and Jeff are going up right?" Jeff says "yeah but when you do ever do things like that? you're crabby, don't tell me I'm crabby when you're doing things that you don't do and now you're like "I wanna get outta here" (I knew that bugged Jeff! )...Jordan says "well I do, I feel trapped" Jeff hmm's and sarcastically says "it'd suck to win a half million dollars again huh?" Jordan says "do you have to say that like that?" Jeff says "well do you not realize that? sometimes I don't think you do" Jordan says "yes but it's a lot harder, you know, it's not like it's going to be handed to me on a silver platter" Jeff says "you have to work hard for things" Adam walks in and joins them... Who’s crabby - Adam referees 3:34 - 3:49 AM Adam joins Jeff and Jordan in the purple room...they tell Adam what they're been arguing about...Jeff tells Adam that they he was talking about Jordan being crabby...Adam says Jordan's being crabby?...Jordan says "I'm not crabby, I told him he's a butthole" (not nice)... Jeff says Jordan told him that he was being crabby the other day when he was making all of her meals...Jordan raises her voice saying "you made me fish! you made me fish twice!" (now this IMO is Jordan being stubborn, all she could eat was fish, who cares if he was making fish, he was making her meals regardless) Jeff says he should have smiled bigger, it was only halfway, not ear to ear, so that means he was crabby...Adam agrees saying Jeff should be smiling ...Jeff says he should be happier when he's cooking her lunch...Jordan pleads her case saying "Adam he made me fish twice" Jeff says he doesn't mind making her lunch but don't come up to him and tell him he's crabby when she's the one that's crabby, yelling out during ceremonies and screaming at people when they're trapped in the BY...Adam asks when she was yelling out?...Jeff says when Jordan got her key...Adam is puzzled...Jeff says "that's not Jordan"...Jordan says "see Adam didn't think I was yelling"...Adam says he thought Jordan was making a very good point... Jeff asks "how many other people talk during that ceremony?"...Adam says "I did"...Jeff asks what he said?...Adam says "thank you Kalia" LOL Jeff says "yeah exactly"...Jordan says she didn't direct it at one person, she looked at everybody, did she not?...Adam says "yes you did"... Jeff asks "how many times have you seen people talk during that?"...Adam says "a couple times, but not very often"...Jeff laughs...Adam says Jordan had something on her mind and so she said it...Jeff says he doesn't mind that but he's saying he's not the one who's crabby, she's crabby... Jordan says "no he got mad at me"...Jeff says he didn't get mad at her for that...Adam asks Jordan what exactly she said and Jordan tells him...Jeff repeats he wasn't mad at her for that...Adam says Jordan made her point...Jeff says AGAIN that he's not mad at her for that, she's crabby LOL Adam says Jeff is saying that's not normal Jordan style...Jeff says "right, exactly"... Jeff says "hey Dr. Phil stick a sock in your ass, you don't know what you're talking about" Adam says Jordan grew a pair of balls and spoke her mind...Jeff says Adam is missing the point, he doesn't give a f**k...Adam says he knows Jeff means that this isn't normally Jordan...Jeff asks Jordan "did I say anything to you about that?"...Jordan says "no"... Adam says "this is the new Jordan 2.0, it's like Air Jordan" ...Jeff says "Jordan's going to get a TKO when we're outta here" (fist up) LOL Jordan says she's been sleeping in that bed, Thurs will be 14 days, you're gonna be crabby...Jeff says "ok, I get it, but don't go around pointing fingers when there's 3 pointing back at you, just say, I'm crabby, let me chill out for a little bit" Jordan says "and I didn't mean it in a bad way when I said you're crabby, it was you that just weren't talking, normally you talk and you're always saying something and you weren't talking at all so I'm like "you're crabby" I didn't say it in a bad way" Adam asks if Jeff was mad at Jordan?...Jeff says no, God forbid he try to rest his eyes today for 30 minutes, earlier he tried to take a nap before working out and Jordan got mad at him because she wanted to talk, she left the room and got mad at him...Jordan denies she got mad (it's true! she did! LOL)...Jeff says she did, she yelled at him...Adam says they are almost as disgusting as Brenchel...Jeff and Jordan get offended by that LOL Jeff says Jordan got mad at him for taking a nap... Jordan does NOT want to be compared to Brenchel, she asks Adam "me and him don't even talk that much do we?"...Adam says they do, but not that much...Jeff says they don't because Jordan is on duty (with Rachel)...Jordan says to Jeff "I'm helping everybody else while you get to lay out with everyone and enjoy yourself, (I'm like" low blow! Jeff was just as social if not more social than Jordan this season)..Jeff says then she gets mad at him for snapping... Adam says "would you rather she snapped at you or other people?"...Jeff says "no, I know"...Jordan asks if Fara came up to Adam and normally he says good morning love or something and that morning he didn't, what would Fara say?...Adam says she would ask what's wrong...Jordan turns the story to her and Jeff again saying that Jeff was making her fish and she asked "are you in a bad mood today?" , would Adam take that as her being rude or just asking what's wrong today?... Jeff who's listening intently says to not spin and twist the story...Jordan says she's not spinning it, roll back the tape LOL! ...Jeff says "roll back the tape, you're gripy!"...Adam says they can't roll back the tape now...Jordan says if they show it, Jeff said he was making her fish and she walked up and got out because he said that... Adam says he left the others because they were being mean and he thought they'd be having a nice convo about butterflies and unicorns Jeff says they were...Jordan says they were and then Jeff thinks she's on a different planet sometimes...Adam says the tension level in the house is boiling, not overflowing yet but everyone is a little edgy...Jordan says she is edgy...they talk about the house making you crazy...Jordan says they've been targets since week 1, of course she's going to be crabby, she hasn't slept good and she loves to eat LOL Jeff says "so what are you saying? you're crabby?" Jordan STILL won't admit it LOL, she says "no, I am a little snappy, I will say"...she adds she has been snappier, making comments she wouldn't normally say...Jeff says "so you would say you're gripy?" Jordan says "uhh, I get a little more agitated"...Jeff says "see, a yes, it would be over, but women cannot just say..." Adam says he's not trying to be mean, she has been a little gripy lately +1 for Jeff! ..Jordan says "have I? have I been rude to you?"...Adam says no, not to him but she's made some comments around and rightfully so because she's under a lot of pressure...Jeff says "seeee?" Jordan says "am I really?"...Adam says "yeah! you even admitted it the other day"...Jordan says she apologized...Adam says that's fine...Jeff says "ok, just say I've been gripy" Jordan yells "ok! I've been gripy!" Jeff says "that's it, that was the whole half hour conversation" Jordan asks Adam what she did the other day where she made some comments...Jeff says "that right there...attitude" LOL Adam says Jordan said she was sorry, she's not usually like this, she said she was gripy...Jordan says her period's coming (oh geez!) ...Jeff cracks up!...Jeff says "so now it's not your fault"...Jordan says "my period should be here in a week" (talk about a pre-emptive strike LOL) Jordan says "get prepared people and if I'm on slop a 3rd week with a period, I will be the devil in here, I will be evicted"...Jeff asks where the exit is? Adam says he'll be on their team if there's a HN comp...Jordan says it's a bad combination, she will be very unpleasant to be around, she's the worst when she's on her period, she cries about everything...Jeff says he can't take any more tears...Adam says when she's sitting in the HOH bedroom and bathroom she can gripe about whatever she wants except he's going to be HOH but she can come up and gripe because she'll be safe Jeff asks what the others were being gripy about...Adam tells them it was stupid stuff while playing guessing games...people were just getting mad about trivial things, there was attitude...Jeff tells Jordan that all these games are stemming from their "kangaroo" game they played Awww ...Jordan doesn't really react...Jeff asks if she's thinking about her gripy moments now?...Jordan says no! Adam clarifies that he did like her comments at the nomination ceremony, she aired her grievances, it was good...Jordan says thank you...Jeff tells Adam that Jordan is going to say something to him, probably before they go to bed or first thing in the morning, she's going to say to Jeff "do you think I looked mean? I probably look like a butthole? people are gonna hate me now...you think we look mean?"...Jordan says she did say that...Jeff says no, she's going to say it, she's thinking about it right now... Jordan says she feels like she's been more open and straight forward...Adam says when you keep it in it boils over, you need to get it out, it's fine...Jeff says he said no...Jordan says she feels like she's constantly fighting something, she's irritated at certain things, she's a little bitter right now...big smile from Jeff , he says "yeah I know"...Jordan says she shouldn't be complaining, she's just being a baby...Adam says everyone complains...Jordan says she complains a lot...Jeff says he likes to dish it, air it out sometimes, actually a lot...Adam says she's been more forthcoming... Jeff says "America is gonna hate me because I took this innocent Southern belle and turned her into this competitive ***" ...Jordan says she's not competitive but she started with the HN comp because she could feel the tension...Jeff says it's the slop...Adam says it's also dealing with the "red elephant" in the room...Jeff says that is huge...Adam says Jordan has to keep hearing her bitch and bitch, she has given her all the good advice and she has not taken it...Jeff says that has a lot to do with everything...Adam says she's being irrational and Jordan is rational so it's making Jordan crazy... Jeff says they're getting the bad end of it...Adam says when Rachel is saved (this week) she's going to have this air of arrogance...Jeff says yeah, for sure...Adam says meanwhile they did all the work...Dani walks by and Adam says he'll be there in a minute... Adam asks if everything is alright? they're not going to beat each other up before bed? Jeff says "no, we're good, what are you talking about?"...Adam asks if they can hug and kiss please? Jeff says "we're gonna do it right when you leave" LOL...Jordan says "oh no we're not, he's just kidding"...Adam says he'll put his shirt over the cameras... Jeff says "we're gonna have a 3 way with that sorceress" LOL! OMG Jordan is so sensitive LOL she says "we don't do that"...Jeff says "that dirty whore sorceress"...Jeff tells Adam to make out with her...Adam does something creepy to which Jordan says "Adam!"...Jeff asks Adam if he thinks she's ever going to talk?...Adam says "yes, it's got to do something, it's not just here for show"...Jeff says Jordan doesn't think so...Jordan says "what do I know?"...they talk about the tarot cards...Adam says he calls this one Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden...Jordan says "that's me & Jeff" Adam starts to leave to go play the game again and they chatter some more...Jeff says the purple room is their getaway from the mental hospital...Jordan says it's their trying to get sleepy bed...they say goodnight and Adam leaves… PR - a nice cup of tea ;) 3:50 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Adam has just left, Jeff and Jordan whisper about why Dani didn't come in the room to talk when she went by, she might have been thinking why was Adam in there...Jeff says if it was just them two she would've stopped to talk...Jordan says they can say they were talking about something else...Jeff doesn't care, she knows how they're voting...Jordan doesn't care either... Jeff moves over to lay closer to Jordan and Jordan giggles at how the camera moved to follow Jeff...Jordan tells Jeff to lay over on that side...Jeff asks "why?"... Jordan says "see if this was our bed, we could lay sideways, long ways and we'd never touch each other" Jeff laughs and says "that's romantic" Jordan says "well, you don't like to touch each other" Jeff says "yes! what!?" Jordan says "like at night, you like your space" Jeff says "after the business?" Jordan says "no! don't even say that Jeff...not on here" (too sensitive! geez LOL) Jordan laughs and says "you're so..." Jeff says "anyways yes, I do, after a nice cup of tea, I do like to stretch out" Giggles 😉 PR - TCBY/Jordan is vanilla banter 3:52 - 4 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...after giggles about their bed time likes Jordan asks if he's tired?...Jeff says he's getting there, his eyes are killing him, they're sore, it's the fu**ing lights...Jordan's hair feels greasy...Jordan asks if Jeff is working out tomorrow?...Jeff says he is if the BY is open...Jordan says she doesn't know when they'll be on lockdown...Jeff wonders if the HOH is going to be questions?...Jordan doesn't think so...Jeff wonders about true/false...Jordan says it could be, they can't get tricked...Jeff says he has to pay attention...Jordan says they don't know it could be something else...palm trees... Jordan says they might as well hush, they're going to drive themselves crazy, maybe the twist will factor in...Jordan lays down finally...Jeff says they're going to get some answers and info on Thursday...Jordan is hungry...Jeff says me too, for food...Jordan wants chocolate...Jeff says he'd make a hamburger...Jordan says it's so bad to eat late at night...Jeff says well they can't... Jordan says what about when after you go drinking you go to Wendy's or drive-thru and it's so good ..Jeff says Burrito King...Jordan says they don't have that...Jeff says "TBK"...Jordan says "TCBY"... Jeff thinks of the red velvet yogurt, the stuff he tells her to get but she won't try because she won't try anything he tells her to...Jeff smiles Jordan says "don't start Jeff"...Jeff taps Jordan's head and says "now I'm getting mad"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "cuz you don't listen to anything I say"...Jordan says "yes I do"... Jeff says "how's Sensodyne toothpaste, do you like it?" Jordan says "omg! you throw that one in my face all the time!" Jeff says "how's white chocolate mousse at TCBY? you like it?" Jordan pauses and says "I just like sticking to my stuff..." Jeff says "how's the red velvet cake? you like that?...when you had it after you went there 52 times?" Jordan says "no..." Jeff says "and all you had to do was put this much in your thing to taste it to make me happy :(...how does it taste? does it taste good?" Jordan says when Jeff comes to her house, she'll try it... Jeff says "I don't even want you to try it because it's a taste explosion and you're gonna love it, now because of that, I don't want you to benefit from the taste explosion" Jordan says "thanks, that's real sweet" Jeff says "sweet is when I told you 500 times, every time you go there to try it, that's sweet" Jordan says "I've only been there 2 or 3 times" Jeff grabs her ponytail and shoves it in her face LOL Jordan says everytime she goes there, there's little kids running around so she gets distracted and she just orders vanilla...Jeff says "yeah, vanilla is a taste explosion, there's 50 other flavors in there and you go to the vanilla" Jordan likes her toppings, she likes what she likes, she doesn't get mad at Jeff for liking fish or he likes to try other stuff, he knows that she likes normal stuff...Jeff says he knows she's vanilla but he's trying to put a little sprinkle on her vanilla because he knows she'll like it but she just won't try it...Jordan says when he goes to her house or if there's a TCBY in LA he can take her and she can try it or they can split it, sound like a plan?...Jeff says forget it, he's out... Jordan says he's being difficult...Jeff says kinda...Jordan says "you love me though"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "yes you do"... Jeff says this week has been long, he wants to win HOH, he wants a house comp for food, then he wants to have a party with sushi...palm trees...when the feeds return Jordna is heading into the HN room and Jeff is in the bathroom brushing his teeth, he heads to the HN room too and then the feeds reset... Feel better love? Kisses & love yous 4:02 AM Jeff and Jordan return to the HN room and get in bed...Jeff is in first, Jordan fixes up her spot and gets in...Jeff asks her "feel better love?" ♥ ..Jordan says "yeah, cuz we talked?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "at least we spent some quality time together"...they both start giggling with Jordan saying "arguing? like we always do"...Jeff kisses Jordan and says "love you" Jordan asks "do I aggravate you?"...Jeff says "noooo, it's just funny in here, that's all, I'm just busting your balls...to show you that you get cranky too"...Jordan says "love you"...Jeff looks at Jordan seriously saying "love you too"...Jordan kisses Jeff and he says he has to build a fort because his eyes are killing him... Where’s Jordan’s razor? 12:45 - 12:47 PM Jordan comes outside with her shaving supplies, she's going to shave her legs outside...she walks by Jeff, who is sitting on the couches asks her "how often do you shave your legs?"...Jordan says "umm twice...normally if she shaves on a Monday she'll skip a day and shave on Wednesday, every other day"...she then says that somebody took her razor, they took the razor part and now only has the stick, did Jeff use her razor?...Jeff says "no, for what?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I'm like where's my razor"... Jeff asks where it was?...Jordan says in the bathroom...Jeff asks if it's in the locker?...Jordan says no, she keeps it in the shower, it's a girls razor Venus and you can just click the razor part so all that's left is the stick, she doesn't know where it's at... Jeff asks if she has another razor?...Jordan says no, she forgot it but it's ok, they have these razors, they work just as good (she's pissed lol)...Jeff asks if she's been using one razor since she got here?...Jordan says she forgot the extra ones but it works really good...Jordan starts shaving her legs... Hey lover - picture time 2:09 - 2:14 PM Jordan comes outside after having a talk with Rachel...she walks over to the pool where Jeff is saying "hey lover" ♥ ...she sits down and says that Rachel was venting to her...Jeff asks about what?...Jordan, who has just walked by the others taking HOH pics and Porsche in a ridiculously small bikini, says "look at Porsche, my God"... Jordan puts her feet in and says that Rachel did good, really good, she was packing and asked to talk to her and vent...Jordan notices a huge bug flying around...Jeff and Rachel banter about the bug...it flies near Jordan, Jordan gets up, eeks and runs away...Kalia is taking pics of it, she says it's a Japanese beetle...Jeff says that thing is gross...it goes near Jordan again...Jeff says "Johrdan" Kalia would like a pic of her and Jordan, Jordan thinks she looks bad but Kalia says she has to take at least one...Rachel takes a pic of them...Rachel loves Jordan's black shirt...Kalia then takes one of Jordan and Rachel...Kalia asks for one of Jeff and Jordan...Jeff says "another pool one?" (no kidding and Jordan has worn black in all of them lol) Jordan tells Jeff to get out, he does and says "I'm wet love" ♥ and they pose for a pic He then grabs Jordan's boob Jordan says Jeff... Jordan sits back down while Jeff takes a pic with Shelly...Kalia says Jeff and Shelly looks good together Jeff gets back in the pool and Jordan says Jeff looks all muscular, he looks good...Jeff says Kalia took one of him by the grill and it looked like he had abs from the side with the lighting...Jordan says "oh you were so excited weren't you" LOL Jordan says "lllloverrrr"...Jeff says maybe he should get out...Jordan says "and take pics?"...she says she's going to go help Rachel pack... JeJo feet in the hot tub 8:09 - 8:14 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are both sitting with their feet in the hot tub...audio is still on the BY crew but then switches to JeJo...Jeff says "maybe someone is coming back"...Jordan says Julie said be careful who you evict but she thought that "this" person is coming back, couldn't be Dominic, it would be Brendon Jeff says wishful thinking for them (they're going to be shocked!) Jordan says when they get out of here they have to go somewhere loud...Jeff says they'll bang it out...Jordan says remember when they went to that karaoke bar with Colleen, she signed them up, she was so wasted...Jordan says maybe someone is coming back because they haven't done goodbye messages...Jeff says maybe when they come back then that's jury (ding! ding!) Palm trees...Jordan says she still looks tanned, Jeff's real tan...Jeff says "you're tan"...palm trees... ...they start talking about laundry...Jeff says that hammock (?) was so sweet...Jordan says she knows, she might go lay down...Jeff asks if she wants to lay down?...Jordan says "yeah I could do that"...they both say "let's go" and they leave to go to the HN room... HN room - bashing & ½ way party 8:15 - 8:36 PM Jeff and Jordan go to the HN room to be alone and talk...they're happy they got the halfway party so they could eat...Jordan says that last night Jeff rolled around like 10 times...Jeff says he knows, he heard Jordan laugh at one point...Jordan says you heard me?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff complains about the beach scene Rachel made, if ants show up Shelly will kill her...Jordan says Shelly was getting heated... Jeff says he was going bonkers last night...Jordan says he was rolling over and over, was he going to settle...Jeff says he thought she was laughing at his fort...they talk about Jeff's shirts on the bed being clean or dirty...Jeff says that was a good break in the action (halfway party)...they start talking about the others, how they gossip...Jordan says they remind her of how Natalie was, she hopes she gets to pick someone to put on slop...they hope Porsche gets it...Jeff says he's going to make the best 7 day, breakfast lunch & dinner menu he has, the best she's ever seen...Jordan says she's kind of bitchy...Jeff agrees and they agree she's spoiled...they say Dani thinks she doesn't have to do anything, she thinks the star of the show, she has a big head, she thinks everyone is scared of her...Jordan says if she wins HOH she's going to straight up put Dani up... They start talking about the 3 witches and their behavior...Jordan thinks Kalia is spoiled too, they wonder what Kalia does for work and how she has so much free time...Jordan says she's 31 but she tells people she's 27...Jeff doesn't get it, who cares?...Jeff says "yes, I love bashing parties, who else "...Jordan says they sound bad...Jeff says they have to get it out...Jordan says those are her 3 people... Jeff and Jordan try to figure out who is bringing info over to the other side...they are suspicious of Adam...Jeff thinks he's on their side but he's just scared, he wants him to stand up, he's nervous...Jeff says that Porsche is voting for Rachel to stay, they talk about that...Jordan says that Rachel told her not to trust Shelly or Adam, trust her...Jeff says it's ok, Brendon told Rachel to say that, they don't trust them...Jeff says he trusts Brenchel at this point, they're putting on a pretty good show and if he got got what is he going to do? he can't start a new plan Jeff says Adam is making up alliance names for final 4...they realize they're stuck between the two alliances...Jeff says Adam likes the attention...Jordan wonders if Adam would flip? she's 50/50 on him...palm trees...they talk about if Jeff leaves and if "they" flip they flip...Jeff says he has to keep winning vetoes, he'll worry about when it happens, he thinks they're on the right track, it's just the twist, something is up with the jury for sure... Jordan asks when Jeff used the Coup D'Etat did they make them all pack their stuff? she wants to say they did...Jeff says no because they didn't know which week he'd use it and BB packed Jessie's stuff...Jordan says that's right...Jeff says all of them pack their stuff?? for 3 weeks??...Jordan says nevermind...Jeff asks if she wouldn't remember something like that?...Jordan says she thought she remembered it, for some reason she thought that...Jeff asks how many times she went on the block?...Jordan says 3...Jeff says those are the 3 weeks of packing she's thinking of... Jordan says she's full, she should've stopped at 2 pieces of pizza but it was so good...Jeff says whatever, if he was on regular food he would've...palm trees...they get quiet...Jordan says "goodnight"...Jeff says noooh...they kiss...Jeff doesn't want Jordan to go to sleep, he wants to too but then they're dead...Jeff says he feels like he does at Thanksgiving after you eat and you just want to be lazy on the couch while watching football, you just want to pass out...Jordan says if they were in the purple room they'd both be out...Jeff says it's so nice they ate, they'd both be crabby...Jeff says everyone is telling him he lost weight, his swim trunks were falling off...Jordan says she knows, he loses weight so fast...Jeff says he can do both, lose or drop a bunch...palm trees... They talk about the twist and jury again or if Brendon came back, they're just speculating...Jeff says this light is killing his eyes...Rachel comes in asking what's going on...Jeff says they're dissecting everything to death, the twist, Brendon maybe coming back...Rachel says don't say that, she would freak out They speculate on the twist is because they're on lockdown...palm trees...Jeff's guess is bang on here...he says that Brendon would come back and battle Lawon (who'd be evicted) to come back in the house and that would be jury...Jeff is called to the DR...Jeff says "maybe I'm onto something"...Jeff says the other option would be Lawon having to do something by himself and if he gets knocked out, America gets a jury vote...they talk about Dani shitting her brick, die, if Brendon came back and Lawon was evicted...Jeff leaves saying that Rachel could tell people to eat it... HN room - JeJo & Rachel - speculation & laughs 8:41 - 8:50 PM Feeds return from palm trees just after the 8:41pm mark...Jeff has returned to the HN room and is laying in bed with Jordan and Rachel...they are still speculating on the twist, what it could be...Rachel wonders if whoever comes back may have to be a Saboteur or America's Player...Jeff says what if they come back and have to wear a spacesuit More speculation about the weird stuff going on in the house (?)...Rachel & Jordan think something is up with Lawon, Jeff doesn't...they talk about Dani and Lawon and Rachel says who cares about her, she's fu**ing stupid, she doesn't run the house...Jeff says "true dat"... Jeff says "what if I get a note from my opthamologist and he says Jeff can't be in these bright lights because it affects his eyes"LOL...Rachel says that's great...they say maybe he can be off of HN's...Rachel wants to guess the most absurd things the twist could be...Jeff says what if his optometrist comes in the house? he'll say he's the other jury member and here's his note They wonder about jury again, why didn't Julie say they were in jury...they go over the numbers and jury...Jeff says the golden key thing was a funky twist, it changed everything...Jordan complains about Dani, Kalia and Lawon doing nothing, they clean nothing...Jordan says she swears one night she's going to flip out on Porsche...Jeff points at Jordan's face as if to say "no"...Jordan says "I'm not going to"... Jeff sings "Get pumped cuz Brendon's baaackk" Rachel says she'd love for him to come back for 24 hours cuz the others would freak out...Jeff says he'd like to play pool with him in those 24 hours...Rachel says she'd like to do some other stuff with him if that's ok with Jeff? if she can borrow his friend?...Jeff says she has 23 hours...Rachel says deal...Jeff wants to play pool with him and Cruddy, crack jokes and eat endless amounts of seaweed...they talk about how much of that he ate and Jeff says that as soon as Brendon farts she can have him back...Jordan says omgoodness, his farts were so bad, they were raunchy...Jeff says he should do some research on his ass, that's what, he's figuring how fast rockets get to the moon, he should figure out why his ass smells the way it does, get a couple of his buddies to help him out too Jordan says it lingered in their room that other day, she's not lying, Jeff asked her if she farted and she said no...Rachel says it still smelled like farts after he left on Thursday Jeff says he almost gagged when he came in the HN room, he almost threw up in his mouth, he wants to say it was the worst fart he's ever smelled in his life but he can't because he doesn't remember but from memory is THE WORST fart he's ever smelled, he can't compare it to anything, it's like on a hot day when you open a dumpster, that's what it smelled like in the HN room, it smelled like a rotten fish filled dumpster he could have fueled one of those rockets, if he wants alternative energy he should look into his ass LOL! Jordan says it was pretty bad...Rachel say it's so true.. Jeff reaches for Jordan's hand and Jordan clasps Jeff's hand in hers and then they hold hands... Rachel says he blamed it on slop but they were worse when he wasn't on slop...Jeff says "did someone just fart right now?" LOL they say no...Jeff says maybe just talking about it is bringing it back...Rachel says that's so funny... They get a little quiet...Jordan says that she wants to go to sleep...Jeff says she can't...Jordan says no, she's staying awake for DR's, she wants to be called first...they talk about Porsche and if she's going to vote for Rachel to stay...Rachel tells JeJo her conversation with Porsche...Jordan says "so the votes are going to go 5-1?"...Rachel says she guesses, they'll see... Holding hands/ boob grab 8:50 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...JeJo are holding hands and talking about the potential votes...during this Jordan lets go of Jeff's hand as she's trying to prove her point, she then covers herself up with the blankets...Jeff moves the blanket to try and hold hands again but Jordan sits up...they banter a little about a theory she had and then Jeff reaches for her and pulls her back, grabbing her boob... Jordan tells Jeff to stop...Jeff starts to say "love, that was a..." they start giggling about Jordan's theory...Jordan stays leaning back on Jeff and starts kissing/biting his arm...Jeff giggles saying "oh Jordan, I rip on you all too much but it's funny" Jordan shifts around a little and Jeff tells her to lay her head on his hip, perfect...they continue talking game... HN room - JeJo & Rachel - banter & Jeff giving advice 8:52 - 9:04 PM Jeff & Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...they're talking about Adam and his vote and then Rachel says that Lawon said he had a sugar daddy at home and Porsche said she had 3 Jeff heard that too...Jordan says "what? who says that?"... Jeff asks if he has a "boogie?"...Jordan who is laying on Jeff's hip has the perfect viewpoint to see up his nose ...a lot of booger discussion here, what's it like, what he does with them, where it is, is it gone, it's gross, etc. which leads to trimming nose hairs discussion LOL Jeff and Jordan banter about that as usual...Jordan says she can see up his nostrils...Jeff says she has the smallest nose...Jordan kisses Jeff's hand Jordan asks to be called to the DR first...Jeff says he hates goodbye messages, Rachel too...Jordan says when she did Brendon's, she said at the end in Rachel voice "we love you Brennon!"...Jeff doesn't respond so Jordan touches his face and asks him if he didn't think that was funny?...Jeff says yeah...Rachel asks Jeff what he said to Brendon?...Jeff says he said they'd take care of Rachel, he liked playing pool with him...they continue talking about goodbye messages...Jeff says that you see them in jury house...Rachel says she saw hers when she went home...palm trees... Jeff asks Rachel "Rachel, why do you care so much what people think?"...Rachel says she doesn't know, why does she?...Jeff says "I don't know, you gotta drop those bags baby" Rachel says that's true...Jordan says she has to say this is the new & improved Rachel Reilly...Rachel says "it's Rachel 2.0 bitches" Jeff says she gets so worked up about nothing...Rachel says "I do huh?"...Jeff says he's just trying to give her some advice, the more she cares, the more people care to take jabs at her, if she doesn't care then they'll never say it again but if it bothers her people will say those things right in her face, look at her dancing outside, she didn't care how she looked while she was dancing so why does she care what other things she does?...Jordan says it was so funny... Jeff says "you gotta understand, no matter what, no matter who you are, Jordan's the sweetest girl I've ever met, there's people who don't like Jordan, it's just the way it is, it's just different people, you can't make everybody happy all the time, it's impossible, impossible, people don't like Mother Teresa, so you can't do it, if people hate you, oh well, you go your direction, I'll go mine...you can't worry about all that shit"... Rachel says that is true...Jeff says to enjoy the good things...Rachel says she could be more like Jeff, she needs to take a lesson from his book...Jeff says she does or she's going to have a heart attack by the time she's 30...Jordan says she's doing better...Jeff says he's not picking on her...Rachel says she appreciates it, constructive criticism is always appreciated, she doesn't know why she cares so much... Jeff says he cracks jokes on her because he likes her does she see him cracking jokes to Porsche? ever once?...Jordan explains that she used to get upset when Jeff would "yell" at her, it's just how he talks, he talks very loud, fast and direct, on the phone she'd start crying because she's not face to face with him but then he'd explain he's not yelling but telling her and then she was ok...Rachel says she's learning from Big Jeff... Jordan says she's doing better than she thought she would...Jeff says that's why Rachel is so tired at the end of the day, it's so filled with stress...Jordan says she's been occupying her, working out, talking in the HN room...Rachel says it helps, as long as she doesn't stare at Brendon's pic on the memory wall, she'll be ok...Jordan says they're halfway there...they talk about how much longer they have to go...palm trees...speculation on weeks left, double eviction and the finale...Jeff wonders if they're still on lockdown...Rachel says she doesn't think so, she's going to check.. HN room - JeJo & Rachel - mock BB show/Jeff has no sisters 9:04 - 9:13 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are still chatting in the HN room...Rachel is about to go check if they're still on lockdown...Jordan asks if he's numb from her laying on him?...Jeff says no, he forgot she was even on him...Jordan adjusts and Jeff says it's fine as long as she stays down there, his stomach...Jordan says that sounded weird...Jeff says "yeah stay right there"...Jeff! Jeff says his stomach went from empty to overload...giggles...Jeff says it's always a problem...Jordan says "oh love ♥ , I could sleep" Jeff yawns... Jeff says "how come eating is so fun?"...Jordan says "cuz we're fatso's"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says that was fun, it was an hour but it felt like 20 minutes...they talk about asking if there was going to be a lockdown...Jordan sits up and says "cucaracha" Rachel comes back in saying everyone is in the purple room, Shelly's in the hammock...Rachel asks where they are going?...Jeff says he's just putting on chapstick & drinking water RayChell...they have a little discussion about not flushing baby wipes down the toilet LOL They talk about the food they got for the halfway party, it was good, pizza, pasta...Jeff says he loves day old pasta that you fry up, that's the best and he's going to slap Jordan in the face with a pepperoni......pizza Jordan starts pretending she's the narrator for BB, she says "previously on Big Brother, Jeff and Jordan try to save Rachel..." etc Rachel asks what people are seeing tonight?...before Jordan has a chance to say anything Jeff continues the narration..."Jeff and Jordan are trying to strengthen the alliance but Rachel's going cuckoo" LOL Jordan adds "Jordan's trying to keep Rachel entertained so she stays away from other people" Jeff says "Jeff fills Rachel's head with positive energy then she goes upstairs and goes in the DR for 2 hours and cries...in one ear and out the other...now it's time for Biiiig Brother!" Jordan says "hi houseguests...Hi Julie!...hello Rachel, after a long week"...Jeff adds "after positive speech and Jeff wasting all of his energy on you, you seem to dismiss it about 10 seconds after he does it, why do you do that?" Rachel voice by Jeff "I dunno Julie...I just wanna say HI BRENNON!"...Jordan says "now Jeff let me turn to you...you seem to be a little impatient at times with Rachel" 😂 Jeff adds that Julie continues questioning Jeff on how his speeches don't seem to be taking...Jordan says "how do you feel about that Jeff?"...Jeff leaves that one alone but then says that Brendon didn't leave him with a Rachel "manual" so he's not sure how to handle the situation... Rachel asks what should she say on her speech tomorrow?...Jeff says "tell them to suck it bitches"...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff asks if they are on live TV?...Jordan says no...they banter and Jeff pulls Jordan down with a scissor leg hold and tickles her mercilessly He lets go and Jordan says Stop! she hates that because she can't do anything about it...Jeff says his brothers would tickle him until he would cry...Rachel says "what??"...Jeff says he'd feel like he was having a heart attack, you can't breathe, he felt like he was going to die, it's the worst ever, how about when they hold you down and spit on you?...Jordan & Rachel eww...Rachel says "your brother's did that?"...Jeff says being a little brother sucks but it makes you tough, then you go on to pick on your girlfriend later in life... Jordan says that Rachel said "Jeff doesn't have any sisters does he?" and she said no...Jeff brings up what happened the other night saying "Rachel, where you going with that? you look like yammahamma...JEFFF!! you don't have any sisters do you? and then you leave and Jordan's like (slap!) what are you talking like that for? I was like, just cracking a joke, relax! everything is so fu**ing kooky in here"... Rachel says "I'm glad I have Jordan" ☺️ They continue to mock narrate the BB show...Jeff says "what if they're like, you and Lawon have to battle it out in the yard, but first to see Brennon, you have to get through Lawon"...Rachel says he would be dead...Jeff adds that they have to have a dance-off LOL HN room - JeJo & Rachel - chatter & Jedi drilling 9:13 - 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel continue chatting in the HN room...Jordan has gotten up and is showing them how Rachel was walking around the BY before the veto comp...Rachel says she was so pumped...Jordan says Rachel looked like she was ready to kill somebody....Rachel says she was...Jordan sits back down...they continue talking a little game and then Jordan asks if they think that people will be rooting for them?...Jeff says "she says this every day"...Rachel says "do you?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what they're thinking, maybe they think we're huge losers, who knows?... Jordan thinks that, everybody likes Dick so they're probably cheering for Dani to win...Jeff issure somebody likes them that's all that matters...Rachel says they like Dick but not Dani...Jordan says she didn't watch their season so she doesn't know what people thought...Rachel says PT and Brendon got loud yells (from the studio audience)...Jeff says "how loud do you think the yell would be for Vit Tan Don?" Jordan says "really loud" Rachel asks if anyone has ever gotten booed?...Jeff says no, they wouldn't allow it, even if you were a dick, someone's gonna like you or someone's gonna hate you...in this game...Rachel says in life too... Jordan says it made her mad that the 3 of them (K/D/P) drank the bottle of wine without sharing...Jeff and Rachel say they had 2 beers each...Jeff says Jordan should've asked for some...Jordan says it's more the principle of it...Jeff says exactly, that's why she should've asked...Jeff says he was happy with his beer, it was the party, everyone should have something... Jordan wonders how that show Expedition Impossible is doing...Jeff wonders how Around the World is doing, he's curious...Jordan says she saw 1 episode before leaving for BB, it was like TAR but they do crazier stuff, it was good...Jordan asks how old Parvati is?...Jeff says he wants to says 26, 7, 8, something like that...Rachel wants to jedi drill since they're not on lockdown...they do for a long while... HN room - Jeff teases Jordan 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are jedi drilling in the HN room...they're doing questions and answers about the veto comps...Jeff asks "who put their bricks vertical?" they giggle and Jordan says "Jordan!" Jordan snuggles back into Jeff while Jeff asks "who built a house sideways"...Jeff goes to get up and says "hold on love ♥ I'll snuggle when I come back"...Rachel keeps asking questions… Jeff comment by the hot tub 9:38 PM Jordan and Rachel head outside to soak their feet in the hot tub...Jeff and Adam come out as well to have a smoke...Jordan has her bikini bottoms on so she's going to dip in without getting her top and hair wet, she gets in...Jeff makes a comment about Jordan over in the peanut gallery that is inaudible...Rachel giggles and Jordan sarcastically says “what? it looks funny? thanks”/sarcasm JeJo hammock date 11:22 - 11:33 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with most of the HG's...Jordan, who has been in the DR doing goodbyes, walks outside...Jeff who is clearly bored, seems relieved to see her, he says "Johrdan"...he repeats "Johrdan, you wanna go lay down somewhere?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "you wanna go in the hammock?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says yay!...Kalia says "hammock date"...they head to the hammock... Feeds go off of them until 11:24pm Cam 3/4 Jeff and Jordan watch Rachel who is doing her daily hello to Brendon via cam. The cameras turn to JeJo though Jordan tells Jeff that in the DR they asked her if there was anything that made her think of Rachel (she was in there filming goodbyes for her & Lawon)...Jordan says glitter, sequins, Rachel's dancing made her look like a stripper but they better not show that Jordan lets Jeff know she has her retainer in and she loves her jacket, it's comfy...they both have their hoods up...Jeff says it looks good on her... Jordan says it feels good tonight, Jeff agrees and says "what if there was a little fire here?"...Jordan would love it...Jeff looks sleepy/relaxed...Jordan asks "so, what's up?"...Jeff says "zero"...Jordan asks if she missed anything?...Jeff nods no "same old, same old"...Jeff says he hasn't showered and he still has oil on him, he's such a dirtball...Jordan says he can shower tomorrow...Jeff says "f**k that cold shower"...Jordan says it's hard in the morning, she's already washed her hair now she can just rinse her body & shave her legs... Jeff says it's so crisp (out)...Jordan says Porsche was already in bed...Jeff says "for awhile"...Jordan notices an ant in Jeff's hat...Jeff says it's ok, to leave it, there are ants everywhere...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan is too...they are both not too hungry...Jordan has dry mouth though, Jeff has it too and she wonders if it's from the garlic...they talk about the garlic bread being good for paninis and how the others were cooking a feast while they're HN's...some fart talk ensues LOL... Jordan starts secret smiling and Jeff asks her what she's laughing at?...Jordan says nothing but keeps inner giggling...Jeff wants to know...Jordan says she's thinking about Rachel and how awkward she is, her dance moves...Jeff says she dances off the beat and demonstrates a little...Jordan says she just does it...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's hilarious...Jeff says it's the best...Jeff reiterates she doesn't care and that's what's funny, that she does care (about her image now)...Jordan says her dances moves were so funny...Jeff says it was fu**ing hilarious when they were all doing the eletric slide and Rachel was off step with the others...Jordan says she really is nice...Jeff says she is nice, she just needs to get over the other stuff...Jordan says the obsession and "other stuff"...Jeff says then she is funny...Jordan says she's sure outside the house if they went out with her & Brendon for drinks they'd be funny...Jeff says he'd go out with them...Jordan says Brendon would be funny, Jeff agrees saying he'd be hilarious...Jordan giggles about him saying "oh yeah, big booty" and his head shake... Jordan talks a little about her DR goodbye to Rachel, it was "B" in there (Brandie?), she said thanks to Rachel for keeping her safe...palm trees...

August 9 JeJo hammock time continues 12 - 12:27 AM Jeff & Jordan continue talking in the hammock about Shelly...Jordan says she's so nice, she's like the mom away from home type...Jeff says she's good...Jordan mentions that the cushions (from the outside couch) get moist at night and then they're smelly, she feels gross sitting on them because they make her pants smell like it, Jeff says they stink...Jordan can't wait to get her bed back...Jeff wants it to be dark...Jordan says on Thursday it will be 14 days for her (being a HN) but they still have to sleep in there the extra night...Jeff asks "what if we win HOH?"...Jordan says "oh, well I guess then it doesn't matter"... Jordan thinks she's getting irritable because she didn't sleep well last night...Jeff says he didn't sleep good at all yesterday...Jordan says "you" (as in people in general) get irritable when you don't really sleep...Jeff assumes she's talking about him lol and says "who?"...Jordan ignores and says she's getting her period in less than a week she thinks... A plane flies overhead and Jordan says she bet she flew over this way...Jeff says no, it's to Burbank (airport)...Jeff says it would be cool to fly overhead and see but he doesn't think they keep the lights on when there's no one in the house...Jordan agrees and says it would be cool if they transformed the BY into a haunted house, it would be creepy, scary... Jeff says "I can't believe we're back here again" Jordan says she knows, it's so weird...Jordan asks if there has been anybody that has come back a 3rd time?...Jeff doesn't think so cuz there's only been all-stars...Jordan says she couldn't do a 3rd time, she'd be so stressed out, it just takes so much out of you, the game...palm trees...Jeff says they have to do good, they both agree that they're doing good so far...Jeff says it's hard but if they can get Daniele out they'll feel so much better...Jordan agrees...Jeff rants a little about Porsche saying that he knows "that loser" wants to put them up and that she's going to get in his way Jordan says that Julie said the twists are far from over so it should get exciting... Jeff says that side just lost a vote...Jordan says she asked Rachel if she made a deal with Kalia to put up Lawon (of all people), why didn't she put up her or Adam...Jeff says it doesn't make any sense...Jordan says Kalia should've just put up Rachel & a floater the first time, she doesn't understand why she did that... Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff, he's gassy Jeff says he doesn't know, he didn't eat anything spicy, just fish and coffee LOL gross Jordan gets grossed out thinking about the food comp, that drink...Jeff says his was fine, it tasted really salty...Jordan says he & Rachel did good, she should've just said sauerkraut...they discuss the food comp and the confusion over the sauerkraut situation during the comp, Jeff says he wasn't pissed at Jordan at all (they sure seem to have these issues during food comps, flashback to BB11 LOL) Jordan says she thought for sure Daniele would give her liver but she didn't...Jeff laughs about the fact Jordan gave her the liver... Jeff thinks "the fu**ing loser" is listening and then she'll run and tell everything...Jordan keeps talking about the food comp and they continue discussing...Jeff says that "she" (Porsche) is guaranteed to go upstairs and tell them that they are in the hammock now talking...Jordan changes the subject, she asks Jeff if he knows what would be good right now?...Jeff says "crab legs" duh lol...Jordan says for him yes, with butter sauce...Jeff says he needs a little butter, he's losing weight...Jordan says she can tell by his bathing suit...Jeff asks if it's cuz it's falling off?...Jordan says no, he's just more cut, she can see his abs...Jeff says "yay! they're coming back", he always loses weight in there...Jordan says "yeah you do"...Jordan says he looks good, he looks real good...Jeff says he's also not drinking beer like he does normally...Jordan says beer will do that to you...Jeff says it's all empty calories...Jeff says it's the slop too, he got real skinny (last time)...Jordan says he was too skinny though... Jordan says they were way tanner last time...Jeff agrees...Jordan says all they did was lay out all day...Jeff says they do that here too but not really, he does it for an hour, he doesn't want to get too much sun plus with skin cancer...Jordan repeats that Jeff got real skinny, in one picture she saw, she could really tell, he had his hat on backwards, it was taken by the red room, near the light fixture and Jeff looked so skinny and her face was (puffy face imitation)...Jeff giggles...Jeff says she's getting small, she's losing weight in there...Jordan asks if he can tell?...Jeff says yes, if her boobs weren't jumbo she'd look tiny ...Jordan asks if she doesn't look tiny?...Jeff says her waist is small...Jordan says her boobs are too big (I disagree)...Jeff says she can't lose her boobs...Jordan says the pocket can get smaller...Jeff says Jordan's sister will be like "mmm, she's losing weight" Jordan says it's better to lose weight than get big...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "like last time"...Jeff says her butt got big, he sings a little butt diddy Jordan says with sarcasm "thanks love"...Jeff says "oh shut up, what, did I leave you or something?"...Jordan says "no, you didn't so obviously you like..."...Jeff says "so whateva, I can say it...if my butt gets big would you tell me I have a big butt?"...Jordan says she would...Jeff asks what she's talking about then...Jordan says "you got a cute butt"...Jeff says "I got no butt"...Jordan says "even though you really don't have a butt, it's cute"...Jeff smiles big 😁 Jeff says that right now in the normal world he'd go to sleep LOL Jordan says "watch a good movie"...Jeff says when he got evicted last time, he watched movies, he watched movies with the cop (that Jordan knew), that was the guy he watched with, there were actually two guys...palm trees...Jordan asks if Jeff at that point was happy, well not happy but kind of (relieved)...Jeff says no, he thought he made one wrong move otherwise he thought he would've won, anything could've happened though, nothing was guaranteed but he just thought in the jury house that if he got that veto(he might've won)...Jordan says if it had been Russell & Michele vs her & Jeff they would've been in tough, she didn't think he made a mistake (getting out Russell)...Jeff says that everyone thinks he got tricked, he didn't, he didn't want Russell there, he should've won that veto, he goes into scenarios but whatever it's over, Jordan won and it worked out perfect. J&J think about making it to F2, Jordan says even if they make it to F4 it would be wow...brief palm trees...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks people hate them this year? do they look crabby?...Jeff says no, no one else is doing anything...Jordan feels she bashes a lot...Jeff feels that he does that all the time, even last time but maybe it's worse this year...Jordan says she's embarassed how she acted the other day, she was so mad...Jeff says during noms?...Jordan explains why she says what she said...Jeff says she wasn't the replacement though and that normally people don't say anything then...Jordan says she had to say something, it was on the tip of her tongue...Jeff doesn't care she said it, it's good she did...Jeff farts Jordan says he needs a butt plug...Jeff says he was farting every 5 minutes over there...Jordan wonders what her mom is thinking...they discuss how her mom, Jana & her grandpa will react...Jeff says they'll say he is rubbing off on the sweet little country girl... Jordan says she was having a breakdown that day...Jeff says they all were except him and he was the nominee...Jeff says he kinda did, he snapped on Kalia...Jordan says Jeff was sweet, he talked to her and made her feel a lot better Jeff doesn't care he's on slop...Jordan says it's the principal of the thing, he & Rachel tied the comp and she lost it for their team...they wonder what next week's food comp will be...Jordan says if she's on slop one more week she'll die...Jeff agrees but says he'll take it for her...Jordan says no, she's just being a baby and complaining...Jeff just doesn't want the room, he hates it...Jordan giggles about Jeff being sweet and laying with her in the room to wake up and find out he was gone LOL Jeff says it's because he didn't want to take the chance he'd be in there the next week, he did leave her the good blanket though lol they banter a little about this with Jeff throwing out a Rapunzel analogy ..they talk about the taking 2 weeks of slop situation that happened during the veto...they talk about Porsche and how sometimes at certain angles she looks like Jordan especially with her hair in a ponytail...Jeff says she has a big booty, she eats cookies too like Jordan did last time...Jordan says "Jayeffff"... Jeff says "what? why is that bad?" (men! lol) Jeff says "she does"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff wants to know who Jordan is saying "Jeff" about, making fun of her or Jordan?...Jordan lets it go...Jordan says she only ate cookie dough one time...Jeff has too...Jordan says she stress eats...they talk about food LOL...Jeff says that Porsche just left to go talk shit about them...Jordan starts talking about BB11 and how she was happy that Jeff and her were buddies (ugh I dislike that term..), even though she didn't know Jeff outside the house, she always knew 100% that Jeff was never going to lie to her, use her, turn his back on her and in this house the newbies don't have that, they have that little bit of doubt in people, at least that was something good they had, they were BFF's and could talk about anything...Jeff says he wishes they could trust people there, he can't believe how far they went last time, they were by themselves, they only had each other, they never kissed ass or switched sides...they agree it was weird...they discuss BB11 a little and say they can do it again, last time there were stronger personalities in the house...Jeff says this season people are mellow, last time people would attack everybody, they weren't scared to cut throats...they talk about Adam a little...brief palm trees...they talk about Rachel...feeds switch… JeJo hammock time - watching their seasons together 12:39 - 12:47 AM Jeff & Jordan continue talking in the hammock about Shelly...Jordan says she's so nice, she's like the mom away from home type...Jeff says she's good...Jordan mentions that the cushions (from the outside couch) get moist at night and then they're smelly, she feels gross sitting on them because they make her pants smell like it, Jeff says they stink...Jordan can't wait to get her bed back...Jeff wants it to be dark...Jordan says on Thursday it will be 14 days for her (being a HN) but they still have to sleep in there the extra night...Jeff asks "what if we win HOH?"...Jordan says "oh, well I guess then it doesn't matter"... Jordan thinks she's getting irritable because she didn't sleep well last night...Jeff says he didn't sleep good at all yesterday...Jordan says "you" (as in people in general) get irritable when you don't really sleep...Jeff assumes she's talking about him lol and says "who?"...Jordan ignores and says she's getting her period in less than a week she thinks... A plane flies overhead and Jordan says she bet she flew over this way...Jeff says no, it's to Burbank (airport)...Jeff says it would be cool to fly overhead and see but he doesn't think they keep the lights on when there's no one in the house...Jordan agrees and says it would be cool if they transformed the BY into a haunted house, it would be creepy, scary... Jeff says "I can't believe we're back here again" Jordan says she knows, it's so weird...Jordan asks if there has been anybody that has come back a 3rd time?...Jeff doesn't think so cuz there's only been all-stars...Jordan says she couldn't do a 3rd time, she'd be so stressed out, it just takes so much out of you, the game...palm trees...Jeff says they have to do good, they both agree that they're doing good so far...Jeff says it's hard but if they can get Daniele out they'll feel so much better...Jordan agrees...Jeff rants a little about Porsche saying that he knows "that loser" wants to put them up and that she's going to get in his way Jordan says that Julie said the twists are far from over so it should get exciting... Jeff says that side just lost a vote...Jordan says she asked Rachel if she made a deal with Kalia to put up Lawon (of all people), why didn't she put up her or Adam...Jeff says it doesn't make any sense...Jordan says Kalia should've just put up Rachel & a floater the first time, she doesn't understand why she did that... Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff, he's gassy Jeff says he doesn't know, he didn't eat anything spicy, just fish and coffee LOL gross Jordan gets grossed out thinking about the food comp, that drink...Jeff says his was fine, it tasted really salty...Jordan says he & Rachel did good, she should've just said sauerkraut...they discuss the food comp and the confusion over the sauerkraut situation during the comp, Jeff says he wasn't pissed at Jordan at all (they sure seem to have these issues during food comps, flashback to BB11 LOL) Jordan says she thought for sure Daniele would give her liver but she didn't...Jeff laughs about the fact Jordan gave her the liver... JeJo hammock time - living together compromises 12:53 - 1:01 AM The feeds switch to JeJo on the hammock...they are talking about how things would have to be when they live together... Jeff says "we'd have to have two, like separate"...Jordan says "laundry"..."we'd have to have two separate televisions"...Jordan says "no, you know what we'd have to do? get the one where you can record it and then after you're done I can watch mine or while mine's watching then you can watch yours"... Jeff says "cuz we have like two, I can't even watch your shows, Bethany take New York or whatever the f**k you watch, I can't stand that shit" LOL...umm, that's not the impression you gave in the BB11 house, you had watched ALL the same shows! Jordan giggles and says the one where he watches the alligators and them chopping down the wood, ok? ...Jeff says "yeah! I know, see, I can see where you don't like that though, that's fine"...Ax Men & Swamp People...Jordan says now, Storage Wars, she would watch with Jeff, she thinks it's funny... Jeff says "listen, you would like my shows if you got to watch them"...Jordan says the same for him, he'd like some of hers...Jeff says Bethany takes New York?...Jordan says she doesn't watch that but she does watch Bravo Jeff says Jordan loves Bravo, if she could get only one channel it'd be Bravo, it's always on, it's their only channel (in Charlotte), every time he works out, Bravo's on, he goes home, Peyton is watching Bravo, Jordan comes home and puts on Bravo LOL Jeff says when it's just him and Peyton he asks him what he wants to watch and he doesn't care and really he doesn't care, but he'll watch for two minutes and then he'll leave, Jeff will come back later and Peyton is watching the Smurfs or something really weird. Jordan, returns to the living together convo, saying it would be television and laundry because that one time she was at Jeff's house and he got aggravated at her because she put the clothes in first and then the water..there were hardly any clothes and she didn't run it the way he runs it or something...Jeff says she puts the soap in first...Jordan says Jeff got aggravated about that...Jeff says she washed two t-shirts!...Jordan knows but Jeff was more about how you have to get it soapy and then put your clothes in...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says that's one thing they'd have to compromise... Jeff yells out to the others asking how they do their laundry, clothes first or water & detergent first? (I do it Jeff style)...the others besides Rachel, who does it Jordan style, say water & detergent first and then clothes... Jordan ignores the others advice and continues on "and then, clothes, laundry, tv...." Jeff adds "food"...Jordan says she knows one, Jeff can't stand that she doesn't put the lid back on the toothpaste (umm is it me or does this seem like trivial stuff?)...Jeff says "yeah it'd be a lot to learn"...Jordan giggles and says they'd have to have two separate rooms...Jeff says yeah, his and hers everything... Jordan goes on to talk about an aunt of hers who married young that almost got a divorce after a year of marriage because of things that they did that bothered and irritated each other (again trivial)...Jeff says everybody is like that, if you even live with a roommate, he wanted to kill his roommates and vice versa because they had different personalities...Jordan says right, they just had to compromise and quit complaining about it but they almost got divorced...Jeff says yeah, it's serious business, as long as you have your own space it's better, ykwim? you have to have a 2 bedroom apt so there's another room or office so you can watch tv in there, you need your own space, sometimes he needs Jeff time... Jordan says what if Jeff & Tony lived together?...Jeff says there would be a crime scene, one of them would be a chalk outline...Jordan says she could see them fighting...Jordan says she's never lived with girls before and Jeff has only lived with roommates in college right?...Jeff says "and out here"...Jordan says that's right...Jordan says Jana and John...palm trees...Jeff says he's sure John just does whatever the f**k he wants and Jana just says ok...Jordan says they end up fighting...Jeff likes their place...Jordan says for how nice it is, they only pay 9 something and they split it...Jeff says that's ridiculous...Jordan says it's real nice...Jeff says imagine if you paid 2G's out there what you would get?...Jordan says real, real nice...Jeff says out here you get 2 bed, 1 bath if you're lucky... They start talking about Jordan's boss Eric...Jeff still feels bad about the time Eric said something to him, real excited and he just kind of blew him off, he told Jordan to tell him but she didn't, he probably thinks Jeff is a huge dick, he must think "dude, that guys get free haircuts and I almost died and he just fu**ing blew me off"...Jordan says Eric is so nice, he wouldn't think that...palm trees...Jeff says he's going to get a hot tea, they should go over there and not be anti-social...Jordan says she's going to put her feet in the hot tub... Jordan the human kazoo 1:02 - 1:04 AM Jordan is sitting with her feet in the hot tub, Porsche, Rachel, Adam & Lawon are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan starts tooting a little ditty and they laugh...Lawon asks if she was drinking coffee (she seems hyper)...Jordan says she did, she needs to try and go to bed...Adam asks how she made that noise?...Jordan says which one?...Adam says the one that sounds like a human trumpet...Jordan does it and says this one? she then goes on to do a hilarious trumpet/kazoo rendition of When the Saints Go Marching in...the others crack up laughing...so funny!! Jordan tries to teach Adam and then does it again to show him how...they're all impressed...she then gives For He's a Jolly Good Fellow a go and it's just as cute! 2 kisses in the BR 2:11 - 2:14 AM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are getting ready for bed in the bathroom....Jeff is flossing his teeth, Rachel is prepping her face and brushing her teeth, Jordan is brushing her teeth...they're talking game, Rachel is convincing J/J that she's totally on their side...Jeff says they're good... Jeff says "dude Porsche's always looking at me through fu**ing mirrors"...Jordan says she guesses she wants his body Jeff says he thinks she's a loser that goes up there and tells everyone false information...Jordan says "Jeffrey, Jeffrey"...they talk about what the HOH comp might be...Jeff uses mouthwash and tries to signal to her True/False with his hands but she doesn't get it...Rachel leaves, Jeff spits out his mouthwash and yells out to her "true false"...Rachel says ohhh... Jeff approaches Jordan with swagger lol and they kiss twice... Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says he'll be right there...Jordan leaves...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Jordan says "big booty big booty" HN room - JeJo & Rachel game talk 2:19 - 2:25 AM Jordan and Rachel have been talking game for awhile in the HN room...Jeff walks in and says "are you guys talking about me?" They say yeah, of course...Rachel wants Jeff to know that she just told Jordan that him and Jordan are the only two people she trusts, she would never go against that and she hopes they feel the same way considering her and Brendon were working with them the whole game...Jeff says they totally feel the same way...they start talking game until Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom… HN room - yammahamma, fright night 2:40 - 2:42 AM Jeff has returned to the HN room where Jordan, Rachel and Shelly are laying down chatting about various things...feeds freeze around the 2:38am mark so go to the 2:40am mark...Jordan is telling the story about Brooke's boyfriend (at the time) who was a cop and how her and her friends would go to his place and get him to give them all sobriety tests (for fun)...Shelly explains that the test they do with your eyes is fool proof, if you're drunk your eye(s) will shake and there's no way to mask that...Jeff is fascinated, he's never heard of that before...Shelly says she knows about this because they did this test in a study group in college... BB calls Rachel to the DR...Rachel says "damn", she's not happy since she has no makeup, her acne cream on, ready for bed...Jordan and Shelly giggle and Jeff razzes her saying "whoa! yammahamma"...Rachel says "serious yammahamma"...Jeff says "it's gonna be fright night in there" Jeff laughs and Jordan slaps Jeff! Rachel says "JEFFFF!"...Jordan gives Jeff a look! LOL Rachel says "gaww, you never had sisters did you?"...Jeff says "no"...Rachel says "man, fright night?"...Jordan feels bad and says "you look good without makeup Rachel, he's just kidding"... Rachel says Jordan has to blow her up for the rest of the year after that one...Jeff says "oh shut up, you know you look good with no makeup"...Rachel says "yeah but I have acne cream on"...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about"...Jordan slaps Jeff again and Rachel leaves...Jeff then slaps Jordan hard...she ow's,she wasn't ready for that one! Jeff says "what are you talking about? I can't crack jokes?"...Shelly continues her story… Jordan can smell it or use it/gn kiss 3:48 - 4 AM The feeds follow Rachel & Porsche who are walking from the bathroom to the HN room where Jeff and Jordan are hanging out with Adam...Jeff bugs Porsche about what she had been babbling about before, that didn't make any sense & when she still can't explain what she was talking about, Jeff looks at Jordan... Jeff comments that it's chilly in the room...Adam is bouncing a ball around the room...Rachel comes in and they giggle at her lisp (from her retainer)...Jeff gets up and leaves the room...he comes back in with his hoody for Jordan and she says "aww thanks"...Jeff lays it on her pillow very neatly and says "now you can smell me or you can use it" Jeff then changes his mind about something, picks up the hoody, smells it and walks out again...FISH...when the feeds return Jeff's hoody is back on Jordan's pillow and they are all laughing about the movie Billy Madison...FISH...movie talk...FISH...more movie talk...FISH...Triumph the Insult Dog talk...Adam gets in trouble from BB for propping the door open, he shuts it...FISH...they talk about the Elf costume and more goofy movie and Chris Farley talk...FISH... Jeff squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says "you going to bed?"...Jeff says "I'm thinking about it"...Jordan sits up and says "ok goodnight"...they giggle about Brendon's gross to and then Jordan pulls on Jeff's arm to let him know that she wants to kiss him...they kiss goodnight. Adam says goodnight...they start discussing Brendon's toe and then the feeds reset... Hug, ear rub & dance off 1:57 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are in the kitchen...Jeff is salivating over Adam's food...Jordan asks why are they all making good food and she's on slop, she doesn't think she can eat catfish today...Jordan sidles up to Jeff and gives him a hug... and then rubs his ear...not much of a reaction from Jeff...Lawon mentions that they're having another dance off at 10:30...Jordan says "Rachellll"...Jordan says that was crazy and then she imitates Rachel during the dance off, she says she's nuts… Yeah, good job love 3:54 PM Jeff, Kalia and Adam are sitting on the couches in the BY...they're chit chatting about board games and then writing out their names on the lawn with shoes...a plane flies overhead...Jeff says "I'm gonna write help so one of these planes get me outta here" Jordan, off camera finishes, working out...Kalia says "good job Jordan"...Jeff turns and says "yeah, good job love ♥ "...Jordan asks "huh?"...they both say good job… Jordan is a machine 3:58 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with Kalia...they are pretty quiet...Jordan has been working out off camera, she puts on a long sleeved shirt and heads over to the elliptical...Jeff says "you are a machine"...Jordan says "I know" and she starts… Butt slap on the elliptical 4:01 PM Jeff is still sitting on the couches in the BY chatting with Kalia and Adam...Jordan is on the elliptical...Kalia gets called to the DR and Jeff gets up to check his laundry, he walks by Jordan and slaps her butt JeJo BR time - gross but funny convo 5:06 - 5:11 PM Feeds switch from Shelly outside to Jeff and Jordan in the bathroom...Jordan has finished taking a shower and Jeff is laying on the lounger eating a popsicle...Jeff farts and they giggle...Jordan is putting on makeup and asks Jeff if he's bohred?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if Rachel is in the DR?...Jeff says he thinks so...Jordan asks what Rachel did with the catfish that made Jeff so mad?...Jeff explains he thawed out a bunch of catfish and marinated it all without asking who wanted what and now he's left with frozen catfish... Shelly comes by and Jordan asks Jeff if she's heard why Shelly is so mad?...Shelly says she's not mad, she's disgusted...Jordan asks Shelly what exactly happened...Shelly says Rachel gave her 2 pairs of shorts that were too small for her and put them on the dresser for her, Shelly says they matched the top she's wearing so she put them on to clean the house, she went to put them on and....they were "dirty"...like no underwear dirty... Jeff is LOST ... he says "poo poo"? LOL! Jordan says nooo...Jeff says pee?...Shelly says Jordan can explain it...Jordan says "discharge...when girls get discharge"...Jeff's face, he's still LOST LOL Jeff says "whaddya mean? like period?" OMG! LOL Jordan explains..."discharge, when girls get discharge and don't wear their underwear somtimes you get discharge on shorts so she gave Shelly a pair of shorts that were discharged and Shelly's pissed cuz she's like how disgusting...do you know what that is?" Jeff says kinda, it's fu**ing really gross...Jordan says normally every girl gets it...Jeff is grossed out and doesn't want his popsicle anymore (how convenient he's finished it! LOL) Jordan says when girls don't wear...Jeff asks if she didn't wash them, are they stained or what?...Jordan says no, you just have to wash them but Shelly got grossed out because she went to put them on...Jeff asks if she told her...Jordan says no, maybe Rachel didn't know so Shelly's mad...Jeff says OMG, that girl cannot do anything right huh? oh man...Jordan says at least if you're going to do that make sure if you give it to that they're person clean, it's kinda nasty...Jeff says that's real nasty...Jordan giggles at Jeff saying "period"...Jeff says oh my goodness BR - Jeff watches Jordan - BB11 deja vu 5:11 - 5:32 PM Jordan continues putting on her makeup in the bathroom while Jeff lays on the lounger...Jeff is looking through her makeup bag and says "Bobbi Brown"...Jordan mmm, hmm's, not the singer...Jeff says they took a risk with that name...Jordan says Bobbi Brown has been around for a long time...Jeff says "longer than Bobby Brown?" LOL! Jordan says umm, she doesn't know, it's a long time... Rachel walks in and says "hey guys!"...Jeff says "hey Bobbi Brown"...Rachel asks how they are doing?...Jeff says terrific...Rachel goes into the bathroom stall and Jeff asks if she was in the DR? that was a long one...Jordan sings Bobby Brown and palm trees... Rachel comes out and her and Jeff start talking about Rachel's DR...they get warned not to by BB...Rachel calls them troublemakers...Jeff says to just put some Bobby Brown makeup and forget about it LOL Rachel asks Jordan to help her put some refresher in her hair...Jordan says ok...Rachel was hoping for a halfway party today...Jeff says they didn't even tell them they were in jury...they talk about it more and get called out by BB...Jeff wonders why BB is keeping them in the dark about jury...Jordan doesn't remember the halfway party...Jeff remembers, they had pizza and cake and people put cake in the freezer because it had their name on it...Jordan wonders if they're not in jury...Rachel says maybe the twist is that America gets a jury vote?...Jeff and Jordan says America did have one because of Chima...Rachel asks if they voted on Jordan for that and they voted on America's favorite HG?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan wonders where her hair brush is? she finds it...Rachel asks who voted for Natalie?...Jordan says Russell and Kevin...Rachel is surprised Russell voted for her...Jordan is ripping through her hair with the brush and Jeff comments how rough it sounds...Jordan says she has conditioner in it...Jeff asks if that's her special brush and it's not the same without it?...Jordan says "yeah I guess"...Rachel says she's the same way with her brush... Jeff starts talking about jury again...BB calls them out talking about production...Jeff says "holy smokes who's on that button?"...they all says it must be a big deal that they're talking about it...Jordan starts blowdrying her hair... Jeff says "see Jordan looks good with bangs" Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks if they can talk about Jordan's bangs? Kalia gets called out by BB for production talk so they think that it wasn't them that BB was warning so they start talking about jury again while Jordan continues drying her hair... Rachel asks if Jordan took a shower out there?...Jordan says yeah, she has her bathing suit bottoms on so she doesn't show her hoo-ha and a bra on in case her towel comes off...Jeff looks at Jordan very sweetly, it's very reminiscent of how he looked at her in the same way in the same place in the same circumstances as on BB11 Jordan keeps drying and Jeff keeps watching...he's getting a little sleepy...Jordan asks "aren't you glad you're a guy?"...Jeff says yeah...Rachel asks Jordan if she's done working out?...Jordan says yes...Rachel asks how long she did on the elliptical?...Jordan says 45 minutes...Rachel says Jeff, look at her! she's a machine... Jordan keeps drying, Jeff keeps watching and getting sleepier with the noise of the dryer...she finally finishes and Jeff says "Bret Michaels would like your hair" LOL! Jordan asks if it's because she has straight hair?...Jeff means that it's because his hair is long and blonde...they start talking about Bret Michaels and Rock of Love and the crazy girls on the show, how Jess was a bartender in Chicago (flashback to BB11 again ) they talk about some girl that lives in Vegas now and some that are strippers now...OBVI! They then talk about the show I Love New York and other trashy reality people and Jeff says "people that do reality shows are fu**ing stupid" Rachel says they are, including her, including them but this reality show is different...Jeff agrees...they talk about the show The Bachelor...Jordan says she couldn't do it because she wouldn't be able to handle seeing the guy she was with saying the same things to other girls...Rachel agrees and leaves... Are we gonna do it 5:32 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff is laying on the lounger, Jordan is finishing up getting ready after a shower...Jeff asks Jordan "where you going?"...Jordan says to get some clothes...Jordan says "do you want to go with me to the room?"... Jeff says "yes...are we gonna do it?" Jordan says nooo...she smiles and says c'mon...they leave to go the HN room and Jeff says he might close up shop for 45 minutes... Jordan wants to talk & Jeff wants to sleep 5:33 - 5:37 PM Jeff and Jordan head to the HN room to "talk"...they walk by Lawon in the metal room, they exchange pleasantries, Lawon says he likes Jordan's hair, later Boo and all that...they go inside the HN room...Jordan says "Jeffreeee"...Jeff says "yes love" ♥ Jordan says she has to find something to wear (in the other room), is Jeff going to sleep?...Jeff has snuggled into bed and says no, is she?...Jordan says no, don't fall asleep... Jordan gets some clothes and comes back to a sleepy Jeff...she sees he's almost sleeping and says "you going to sleep?"...Jeff says "mmm, mmm, why? do you wanna talk?"...Jordan snappily says "I did, but not anymore since you're sleeping"...Jeff asks what she wants to talk about?...Jordan says "just talk"...Jeff says he has to workout in an hour...Jordan says "well go to sleep then"...Jeff says "are you mad at me?"...Jordan unconvincingly says "nope!"...Jeff says "Jesus sorry"...Jordan after deciding to go the bathroom and changing...she leaves.. Who’s sleepy now 6:34 PM Jeff is bench pressing weights in the BY, it's now Adam's turn...Jordan is off camera...Jeff asks her "you sleepy?"...Jordan says "kinda now...putting my feet in here"...Jeff says "can I yell at you for being sleepy?"...Jordan says she didn't yell at him, she just walked out...(Jordan had wanted to talk earlier in the HN room and Jeff wanted to sleep lol) Jordan’s cute skirt 6:48 PM Jeff and Adam are still working out...Jeff rips a huge weird fart...Jordan comes out and says "hey" to someone off camera...palm trees...Jeff says "love ♥ did you change your cute skirt?"...Jordan says huh?...Jeff asks again...Jordan says that she needs to be able to move and sit and she's cold...Jordan wants more kosher pickles LOL Jeff, Shelly and Adam tell her where they are...she leaves to get one… JeJo handshake 6:57 PM Jordan is sitting by Shelly who is in the hammock, they're talking game...Jeff is still working out...he saunters over to where Jordan is and they shake hands Jeff joins in on the game talk... I’ll love you forever/dimples/Jeff is skinnier 7:36 - 7:40 PM Cam 1 (terrible camera work AGAIN!! instead of doing a close up angle of Jeff and Jordan since the convo centers around them they keep it on the far away angle GRRR it's been awful this whole season with cams constantly on Adam of all people!!!) Jordan, Rachel & Shelly are in the hammock...Jeff is nearby doing ab work...Adam and Rachel have been talking about grilling the chicken and catfish...feeds return from palm trees... Jeff is saying when they get off slop he's going to make that chicken parmesan with bread and everything...Jordan, smiling, says "I'll love you forever" ♥ Jeff says he will, with pasta and saucePFFFFTTTSSSSSSSS hand motion Jordan, who looks like a love sick puppy says "I like your dimples" Jeff asks if they're coming in more because he's getting skinnier?...Jordan says "grin"...Jeff says "no?"...Jordan says "moreso on the left side"...Jeff asks if his face looks skinnier?...Jordan says she can tell in his stomach...Shelly says his face looks a lot skinnier, she noticed that this morning (who asked you? 🙄) Jordan tells Jeff to stand up and show Shelly his stomach...Jeff says no!...Shelly says Jeff's neck is skinnier too...Jeff says "I look like a turtle" Jordan says can't they tell his muscles are more defined?...Shelly says you can tell, she noticed it Jeff says he can tell his body has thinned out a little...Rachel says from slop?...Jeff doesn't know... Shelly gets a little creepy, very Michele-esque here saying "I try not to notice his muscles because I'm waiting to get back home"...they half laugh...Rachel says Brendon gets more defined to slop too...Jeff stands up and says his muscles are going away... More creepiness (wth?)...Shelly says "let's see!"...Jeff and Adam lift up their shirts LOL... Rachel is very sweet saying that Adam looks more defined too...Jeff says it's almost there...Shelly says "you're ugly, you're ugly...Jeff don't ever take your shirt off again, you nasty boy" Jordan says she likes when Jeff eats a lot and has a pooch...Shelly says Jeff is skinny...Jordan tells Jeff to not get too skinny...Jeff jokes around with Adam who's right there, saying he's trying not to but some asshole put them on slop, they pick the most innocent girl in the house and make her cry and put her on slop...Adam says stop that!...Jordan says to not do that, he won fair and square...Jeff says he's playing, they all know they're going to be on slop coming here...they banter about that... Jeff says "you did good love" ♥ Jordan says she tried, she's sorry the others are on slop...they get mad at her for apologizing...Jordan says she was upset...they talk about the HN comp and the veto comp and they wonder what the TV shows are showing right now...they then talk Shelly giving Jordan her camo hoody (that she ended up wearing later this night)...they get up and leave the area shortly after... Jeff - HN shower 7:50 PM Just a cute Jeff moment... Jeff is in the bathroom talking to Adam, he gets in the HN shower stall...Adam says to turn the hot water on the other side...Jeff says "ehh, I don't like to fu**ing cheat, that doesn't do anything anyway, you stick your foot in there one second, big deal...I like to take my punishment"...Adam in his metal voice says "like the man you are"...Jeff turns the water on and says in a girly voice "oh man! OMG it's freezing" LOL “Ohhh, she is a ball of laughs” 8:14 PM Jeff and Adam are in the kitchen prepping food...Jeff notices a big pot on the stove, giggles and asks Adam "this was Jordan's pot that she wanted to put..." Adam says "no, that's the second pot" Jeff says "I know but she wanted the small one?"...Adam says she put it (slop) in the small one...Jeff laughs...Adam says that was how much she made, he said he'd help her put it in a bigger pot...Adam points to the small pot and says that was the pot Jordan used...Jeff says usually she uses an even smaller one...Adam says that when Jordan put the slop in there it was already up to the top before it started boiling...Jeff smiles and says "holy Jesus...ohhh, she is a ball of laughs" JeJo & Rachel figure out the twist 9:16 - 9:22 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are outside talking on the couches in the BY...they talk about possibly not being in jury and they figure out the twist! Rachel essentially figures out the former HG twist, they shoot her down but then agree and Jeff adds onto it and says wouldn't be funny if Brendon and Lawon had to battle it out and Brendon would say "dude, I just had to arm wrestle Lawon"...Jordan even mentions that wouldn't it be funny if they were in the hotel the whole time...they think this twist would be cool...LOL!! Oh if they only knew how right they are! Pretty funny stuff... Kitchen kiss 9:46 PM Jeff is cooking at the stove...Jordan comes in saying she's going in the hot tub, she walks over to Jeff and kisses him on the cheek. Jeff, stop being so mean 10:36 PM Shelly & Lawon, Rachel is in the hot tub, Adam in the hammock...Jordan notices that Shelly is missing an earring...Jeff says his guess is that it's in the house...Jordan says it would have to be because she had it on earier near the hot tub... Jeff sarcastically says that he meant in the BB house...Jordan says she thought he meant inside (the house)...Adam yells over "Jeff, stop being so mean!"...Jeff says that's not mean, it's a joke saying she didn't leave it at the office...Jordan says "I know, isn't he mean"...Jeff adds "or in the car"...Jeff says "that wasn't mean"...Jeff says Adam is a dictator over there and he's pawning it off on him...a little Jeff/Adam banter... Jeff Ree Schroeder 10:43 PM Jordan is on the couches in the BY...Jeff is getting ready to play pool with Adam...Jordan says Jeff-ree Schroeder...Adam says "your middle name is Ree?" Jeff says yeah...Jordan says guess his middle name and she'll give him a hint, it starts with an E...LOL Adam says "Edward!"..Jordan says "yeah, Edward" (in a British accent)...Jordan says "Edward sounds so umm"...Adam finishes "royal"...Adam says "Lord Jeffrey Edward of the Schoeders" Jordan says "Mr. Schroeder" Pool table kiss 11:14 PM Jeff and Adam are playing pool...Jordan is over by the couches, as soon as Porsche comes out and comes outside asking who wants to play the match game, Jordan walks away and goes over to where Jeff is...Jeff reaches out to her and says "what's up love? ♥ "...they kiss.. Jordan says she's going to go lay down, she goes inside…

August 12 Hi love :) 1:15 AM Jeff is in the HN room chatting with Adam & Shelly...Jordan walks in and Jeff turns to look at her saying sweetly "Hi love" ♥ HN room - Jordan’s not useless/Jeff needs a pep talk 1:59 - 2:06 AM Jeff, Jordan & Adam are in the HN room talking game...they're discussing how this week might go and who Dani will nominate...Adam thinks it's Brenchel up repeat of 2 weeks ago...Jeff asks if he honestly thinks that?...Jordan says it will be them or her and Jeff or Brendon and Jeff...Jeff sighs...Jordan says if one of them gets off she will go up as the replacement to guarantee someone goes...Adam says it takes 4 votes again or 3 plus the HOH tie breaker...Jeff sighs again and says that he sees Dani doing something different this time...Jordan says she'll put them up...Jeff says "I know"...Adam says then one of them wins POV and takes themselves off or he or Shelly win POV and takes Jeff off and then they'd put up B or R as a replacement?...Jeff says why wouldn't Dani want to take out one of B & R, it doesn't make sense unless they cut a deal with her but he can't see a deal being cut...Adam can't see Dani saying "oh now we can work together again"... Jeff says he can't see Dani wanting him out unless she's thinking let's just get Jeff out and worry about B & R later...Jordan says if it came down to that and it was her up against Jeff vote her out and keep Jeff and then y'all work together... Adam says it might not matter because if it's a tie then Dani will decide...Jordan says it doesn't matter, you can get Porsche to vote her out...Adam says Kalia wouldn't vote you out...Jordan says "why? yeah she might cuz I yelled at her"...Adam doesn't think so...Jeff says it would be A/S/B/R controlling the vote...Jordan says she will be so mad... Jeff starts not liking this convo and says he doesn't want to talk about that right now...Jordan says she's just saying! if it does happen like that just so Dani doesn't win, she's useless...Jeff says "that's not true, shut up"...Jeff looks down sadly... Shelly walks in and says "what's not true, shut up?"...Jeff says "she said she's useless"...Adam explains the context...Jordan says it's because Jeff is a strong player...Jeff says he said to not talk like that...Shelly says she'll talk to Miss Useless about his tomorrow, they just had this chat...Jordan says "oh I know"...Shelly says Jordan was right there pumping her up and now she's saying this...Adam says they're just running the scenarios...Jeff says she's talking crazy, that's not gonna happen... Adam says if it's Brenchel on the block do they get rid of Brendon again?...Jeff says no, Rachel absolutely, that was the longest week ever in his life, on slop, in this light and dealing with that, they all lost it...Adam says how many pep talks can you give the same person?...Jeff says he's out of pep talks and he needs one...Shelly says it will be ok...Adam gives Jeff a goofy pep talk... Jeff says "uhh, I fu**ing don't want to go on the block again, let me just live my life"...Adam says that's Dani's line and then they all imitate Dani's catchphrases...Adam finds a smiley face in the blankets and says it's a good sign...they start quoting lines from Fight Club and then talk about hamsterwatch.com and if they got thumbs up or down...they talk about how people at home must be thinking that the show is so scripted and set because today couldn't have happened more perfectly scripted...Jeff says it's so funny... HN room - JeJo’s kids 2:07 - 2:10 AM one of my top 5 flashbacks of the season Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Shelly continute chatting in the HN room...they're talking about the HOH comp and how it seems scripted how Dani won...Shelly says that's why the show does so well...Jeff says funny things happen in life, funny things happen on this show...Shelly says it was 6 vs 1 and the one wins...Jeff says it was 6 vs 2...Adam says that if Porsche won Rachel could've gotten her to put up D & K...Jeff says no way, he's happier that Dani won over Porsche...Shelly says Porsche is clueless to what's going on...Jeff is surprised that Dani didn't throw it to Porsche and give the ski one to Kalia so she could play another week, she'd own them anyway...Adam says she should've...Jeff says he doesn't know why, he thinks it's a mistake but maybe not afterall Jordan says maybe it's because her HOH was wasted on Brendon because he came back and Kalia's was wasted on getting Lawon out so now this is her real HOH...Shelly says they were saying their two HOH's were ruined... Jeff says he can't wait until tomorrow to see who's going up because he can't take it...Adam says maybe it's a luxury comp and they get to see a movie...they talk about who they would take to not worry about that later...Jordan says she should've picked Adam to see the "Hoffman" thing...LOL...but they weren't BFF then...Adam says he didn't care, it was fine...Jeff says Jordan got reamed for that...Jordan says she should have taken Jeff, him and Shelly but the next luxury one she guesses in 20 seconds 😂 she will... Jeff says she guesses Hasselhoff but she can't guess how many beads are in a tree? which one did she go out on?...Jordan starts to answer but Jeff realizes she lost the Chicago one...he starts to drown her shaking her head and says she's not going to be allowed back in Illinois LOL Cam 1 Jordan sits up to explain what she put for her answer and how she 2nd guessed herself..Jeff says that's what he did with the Vegas one...Jeff lays his head down in Jordan's lap and says "love ♥ our kids are going to be the smelly ones made fun of in school"... Jordan giggles and rubs Jeff's face... Adam says they won't let their kids be smelly...Jeff says they won't be smelly but they'll be stupid...Jordan says "no they won't"...Jeff looks up at Jordan and says "they'll have good hearts" (kill me now! aww ♥ ) Jordan says that's all that matters...Jeff says "and we'll love them just the same"...Jordan is about to say something about her mom and dad and Adam says they'll get by on their looks when the feeds switch out HN room - sleepy kisses & cuddle 4:34 AM one of my top 5 favorite flashbacks of the season Cam 3 close up/Cam 4 far away angle Jeff gets up to use the bathroom around 4:31am, he comes back to the HN room...Jordan stirs a little, Jeff lays down in bed, gets his blanket's comfy, whispers "hey love ♥ " and kisses Jordan... Jordan is a little startled...Jeff says it's nothing and starts rubbing Jordan's hair... Jordan reaches out to Jeff and kisses him... Jeff rubs her hair again and Jordan snuggles closer reaching out to Jeff...Jeff whispers goodnight... Jeff reaches for Jordan's leg and Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand...palm trees... HN room - sleepy how do you feel love? 9:05 AM Jeff and Jordan are in bed...Jeff is moving around...Jordan reaches out to Jeff and rubs his arm a little...they both move positions and Jeff says "hello lover" ♥ Jeff asks "how do you feel love?" ♥ Jordan says "like crap" Jeff says "this bedroom....you need anything love? ♥ Jordan says she already got up earlier...they continue to try and sleep... Want spinach love? 9:45 AM Jeff and Rachel are cooking breakfast...Jeff is making eggs/an omelet...Jordan walks by and Jeff asks "want spinach on your sandwich love?" ♥ she does Jordan feels sick/Brenchel are sickening ;) 10:17 - 10:20 AM The HG's are on outside lockdown...Jeff & Jordan are sitting on the couch...they are pretty quiet, Jordan isn't feeling too great (period)...Jeff is finishing up eating his bagel...Rachel is being uber annoying with her lovey dovey stuff with Brendon Jordan lays on Jeff's lap saying her stomach hurts...Jeff rubs Jordan's back saying "I know"... Jeff says BB should give her Motrin...Jordan says "God I know or Ibuprofen"...Jeff takes Jordan's hat away and hands her a pillow to rest her head more comfortably...Jordan adjusts Jeff's leg under her and she tries to rest... Jordan isn't there for 15 seconds when she pops up saying it's too hot...Jeff says "hot?"...Jordan asks for her hat, puts it on and then curls up into a ball facing the other way on the couch...Rachel continues being annoyingly lovesick (no wonder J&J never wanted to be even remotely thought of as "that", I can't even listen to it lol)... Jordan gets up, surely sick of them and heads over to the lounger to sit with Shelly...Jeff lays down on the couch saying "I'm gonna fu**ing barf" LMAO! Brendon tells Rachel that Jeff is sick of it...Rachel says it doesn't matter...Jeff says they might lose each other, he might drown Rachel in the hot tub, she might wanna get a floatation device Jordan & Shelley chat - JeJo kids & marriage 10:40 AM Jordan and Shelly are chatting outside on the lounger...they're talking about marriage and kids...Shelly asks Jordan if she heard Jeff last night?...Jordan asks "what did he say?"...Shelly says when Jeff was out here and he said "our kids are gonna be"...Jordan says "he said that!"...Shelly says "I know! were you like shocked?"...Jordan says "yeah kind of, I did pick up on that, I was like..." Shelly says she picked up on it, he said it two times, he said "our kids are going to be cute but maybe not so smart, but they're going to be so cute and happy and run around the house"...Shelly fist pumps and Jordan giggles, she says that Jeff never talks about stuff like that...Shelly says he totally said it on his own...Jordan knows...Shelly says "so you picked up on it?"...Jordan says she did, she just didn't say anything or Jeff would have said "take it easy!", she giggles... Shelly says she heard and was like "yeah", it was so cute and he went on a little bit about it, it wasn't like an off the cuff comment...Jordan knows, she says maybe he was just in the moment saying that...Shelly says that's good, she was happy, she picked up on it instantly...Jordan says "well, I mean, we've disc...I mean I'm not talking about marriage but Jeff is a really good family guy and he won't, I know him, he won't do anything, cuz he told me he will not get married or anything or even think about kids unless I know I can support my family and right now he's in that stage kind of like where I think all his friends, I think he is kind of ready but he's not in a way, he's still kind of is having fun but I don't"... Shelly asks how old Jeff is?...Jordan says 33 and continues saying that if Jeff ever goes out she doesn't ever get on him, she says to go have fun...Shelly says that's why it works, she's not hanging onto him for dear life every 5 seconds, guys hate that...Jordan says she wouldn't like it either...Jordan goes onto describe how her friend Brooke & Tom are, she says Tom is cool...Shelly says you gotta have your independence, your whole life can't be somebody else, you have to have other stuff...they start talking about Brenchel and how they are... Jeff & Shelley talk about Jordan 1:05 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Shelly who are outside chatting on the couches in the BY...Jeff says he's not good enough to be America's Player, the one guy Dani always talks about was real good...Shelly says that Jordan is out (sleeping)...Jeff says it's good, let her sleep...Shelly says she doesn't feel good...feeds switch briefly to the bathroom and come back...Shelley is saying Jordan is the neatest kid, person, whatever, heart of gold, she doesn't know if she knows anyone like her, she has no agenda at all...Jeff says "I know, it's awesome...it's the best, far and above the best thing about her"... Shelly says it's amazing to her, you don't meet people that are that truly, purely just genuine...Jeff says yeah...Shelly says she has no filter, it's just straight honesty all the time and kind, it's never, she has the hardest time even being critical, she can do it in a nice way...Jeff says this house gets to her though...they talk about how Peyton is like that too and they're such a great family...Shelly says that Jordan's an angel and God has big plans for her...Brendon comes out and the convo changes... Candy room - what’s up love 8:43 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brenchel are in the candy room talking...Rachel gets called to the DR...Jeff says there's no way Brenchel are sleeping in a single bed, both Porsche & Kalia won't give up their double beds...Jordan asks if they asked them?...Rachel says she did but whatever...both Adam and Jeff say that's not right...they discuss this and Adam says he can sleep in the HN room by himself, he needs time to prep for tomorrow...Adam is getting angry (joking)... Jeff looks at Jordan who is very quiet and says tomorrow is going to be crazy...Jordan doesn't respond and Jeff asks "what's up love ♥ ? your stomach hurt? do you need anything? you want me to get you something to drink?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff caresses her head… ...and then Brendon asks if she's feeling better?...Jordan nods no saying she feels like poo...Jeff asks when was the last time she took Advil?...Jordan took some 45 minutes ago...Adam interrupts saying she took Tylenol right after the house meeting he wasn't invited to… Candy room - house meeting fail 8:45 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon continue chatting in the candy room...talk turns to the "house meeting" Jordan called...Jeff says it was good and asks Jordan if she wants to recap?...Jordan pretends to not know what they're talking about....Adam says the house meeting and she told him...Brendon says it was a scaled down version of the first one...Jeff says scaled way down...Jordan tries to explain why she called the meeting even though nothing was accomplished...Jeff says "high five"...Jordan says to not make fun of her...Jeff isn't, he wants to high five it...they high five...Adam says at least she spoke her mind, she got it off her chest...Jeff asks what Jordan got off her chest?...Jordan tries to explain she wanted to clarify the side deal thing, people were supposed to chime in but nobody did so she guess they don't want to say anything so she looks like the bad person...Jeff sarcastically says "good meeting"... Adam says Jordan is America's sweetheart...Jordan says she doesn't look like it this year, she looks stupid Adam says she got David Hasselhoff in 20 seconds, she's not stupid...Jeff asks Jordan to put the gavel away...Jordan says "what's that?"...Adam explains...Jordan says she's on her period and she's been a HN...Jeff says next time she decides to call a house meeting tell them listen, she's been on slop for 14 days and on her period, maybe she should put her gavel back in the drawer...Jordan says Jeff didn't say anything either...Jeff says he thought it would be a blowout and he was all for it and nothing happened...Jordan says she can't help it that no one wanted to talk...Brendon says nobody wanted to contribute...Jeff wants to high five again but Jordan isn't having it... Jeff changes the subject asking how comfy the bed is?...Jordan says very...Brendon pipes in again saying he understands where she's at but things just go around and around...Jeff says he said that at the end, there's no need to do that shit...Jordan says at least people know she's not doing that...Jeff says he was trying to get the person he wanted involved but nobody said anything...Brendon says he learned from the last house meeting that you're not going to get anything accomplished at house meetings... Candy room - ask Big Jeff 8:55 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon continue chatting in the candy room...they are joking around with Adam aka his other person Phillip...Jordan is quiet, she gets up to leave and Jeff asks "love, where you going?"...Jordan says to go get some NMM's Jeff says "want me to get some for you?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "cuz I've have 2 feet"...Jeff says "I do too and not a period, if you need something ask Big Jeff"...Jordan leaves saying "my God"... Candy room - disrespect/sweet little pie 9:03 - 9:05 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon are chatting in the candy room...they're talking about role playing and dressing up in costume...Brendon asks what Adam & Farrah what costumes would he be...Adam says Romeo & Juliet because they're lovers and nothing can separate them and their love...Jeff asks if he's a Capulet or a Montague?...Adam says Montague because that was Romeo...Brendon asks if Farrah calls Adam Leo DiCaprio?...Adam says no...Jeff asks if his gf wants to bang Leo DiCaprio?...Adam says probably...Jeff cracks up...Adam says no, no threesomes... They start talking about the movie Basketball Diaries...Jeff asks if Jordan has seen it?...Jordan says no...Jeff says the movie is fu**ing awesome, it's with Leo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg, it's good, he hasn't seen it in forever...they discuss the movie a bit more and then Adam says he knows both their girlfriends and he doesn't disrespect them and they don't know his girfriend so he'd appreciate if they don't disrespect his...Brendon says no...Jeff asks who said that?...Adam says he gets it...Brendon says he'd never disrespect Farrah but (Adam is fair game)...Jeff asks how did they disrespect her?...Adam says by implying they like to give each other golden showers... Jeff says how about this? Adam said he wanted to punch some girl's face in the house, that's kind of disrespectful...Adam says he never said that...Jeff tells Jordan he said that, Adam doesn't want to punch a guy because they'd fight back but a girl he'd have one shot and really knock her out, is that disrespectful?...Adam says "time out", he didn't specify anyone in the house and he's very frustrated about being on the block and he thought it was a funny outlet...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he thinks golden showers are funny...Adam says "well you know what? Jordan is right there, piss away" Brendon says "whoa!"...both Brendon and Jeff say that's disrespectful...Brendon says Jordan is right there...Jeff says "she's right here the sweet little pie, you put her on slop and now you want her peed on?"...Adam says Jeff wants to do that because he keeps passing it on him...Jordan giggles...Adam says he can't do it to his girlfriend because she'll say no so he has to push it on him...WTF? Jordan says "I would never let any man piss on my face"...Jeff asks "what if it was R. Kelly?"...Jordan says nooo, he pissed on somebody?...Jeff tells her the song lyric, they start singing and control room... Candy room - sex chatter 9:06 - 9:13 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon are chatting in the candy room...feeds return from control room...Jordan is asking if they've given facials?...this leads to some raunchy sex talk between the four of them, questions on who has done what, some acts are a little eye opening to Jordan LOL others not so much...the 2 girls 1 cup story is just gross BLECH Candy room - neck rub 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the candy room...they're talking about the veto and scenarios...Brenchel walk in and they start chatting with "Phillip"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck... They talk about the gross video again...Jeff continues rubbing Jordan's neck...Porsche comes in to check if Brenchel are eating food in her bed...the bed situation is discussed and Porsche is being a total bitch about giving up her bed...Jeff and Jordan talk inaudibly to each other while the others chat...

August 18 Bathroom butt slap & hug 12:32 AM Adam and Dani are whispering in the LR and walk towards the kitchen, then the bathroom area...the feeds switch to the bathroom where Jordan is brushing her teeth...Jeff slaps her butt HARD! Jordan oww's and they play fight a little and then Jordan hugs Jeff (cam 2)... Feeds switch off them... Purple room - JeJo cuteness :) 1:04 - 1:09 AM Jordan joins Jeff and Adam in the purple room...Jordan starts doing a goofy strip tease dance and then Adam gets all weirded out and he runs out of the room closing the door behind him LOL Jordan opens the door and walks up to Jeff and they high five, hold hands..Jeff tells her that he has the white strips in his mouth...Jordan can tell... They chat...Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says nothing, he's just laying there, he went in the room to lay down and Brendon and Rachel were in there and asked what he was doing, he wanted to crack jokes but they wanted to sleep so he left, he felt bad because they were in all laughing and Brendon's leaving...Jordan says she wishes she was wearing her unitard earlier when she was in the pool and was getting mad, it would have looked cuter...Jeff says it's better she didn't because it would have looked stupid...Jordan says "it would?"...Jeff says if she was mad and her thing was spinning it would be like a joke Jordan giggles and says it would have been funny...Jeff say she was getting a little sassy...Jordan says she had to stick up for herself and Jeff...Jordan feels good about tomorrow, Jeff is going to win...Jeff feels good too...they whisper a little and then Adam joins them again... Adam says he saw the way Jordan was "mounting" Jeff...Jordan says no! she didn't mean it like that...Adam says first she was doing a dance and then she was mounting him Jordan lays down next to Jeff and hugs him while Jeff sings the Cruddy song... Jeff lets them know he has gas tonight. Jordan does a couple notes of her human trumpet trick...Jeff says Adam always smiles when she does that...Adam says you don't expect it to come out of her...Jeff says how about with her outfit?...Jordan says it's cuter...Adam agrees...Jordan starts singing the strip tease dance again and says she's kidding...Adam gets shy LOL...Adam says Jordan has to do a dance if Julie asks her a question...Jordan says no...they discuss what Julie might ask and what Jordan might say...Adam adds that Jordan will then do the traditional humilitard dance...Adam starts dancing and they giggle... Jeff spins Jordan's cap spinner...Jordan says every time she walks it spins...Jeff says outside it's the best...Jordan says it makes him laugh because she sees him smiles when she comes down...Jordan snuggles into Jeff again and Jeff sings "Never Say Never". They get called out for singing...Jordan sits up and pats Jeff's belly. Jordan wants Adam to do a dance... Purple room - Adam & Jordan do the joint Cruddy dance 1:09 - 1:14 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the purple room...Adam comes up with the idea of doing a special humilitard dance after discussing what Jordan should do if Julie asks her a question on the live show...Jordan orders Adam to do a dance and he does Jordan then gets up and asks Adam what their dance is...after some practicing feeds cut to the kitchen briefly Jordan and Adam do the Cruddy dance with Jeff doing the honors of singing the Cruddy song they go out into the kitchen to show the others... Purple room - Jeff wants to relax 1:32 AM Feeds switch back to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are talking...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says she lost all her spurt of puppy energy?...Jordan says she was going to do crunches...Jeff says now?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says the comp is physical, she shouldn't do them...Jordan says the scale says she put on 7 lbs...Jeff says he put on 5...Jordan says that the scale must be wrong...Jeff says it was the tacos... Jeff wants to go in the room with the light all dim and relax...Jordan asks if Jeff has seen this room all dim...Jeff says he has but he hasn't lain in there...Jordan says they can't go in their room...Jordan says it's everything they want...Jeff says always...Adam joins them... Purple room - leg squeeze/hand hold/forehead kiss 1:49 AM Jeff and Jordan continue playing the alphabet game in the purple room with Porsche, Adam & Kalia...they're doing cities...Jordan says Tallahassee for T and Jeff is excited because that was his thought...Jeff squeezes her thigh tickling her and she oww's...Jordan then holds onto Jeff's hand and then kisses Jeff's forehead ...they keep playing... Purple room - neck rub/dueling farts 1:51 - 1:55 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche and Kalia are in the purple room doing the alphabet game with cities...they're on X, Y, Z...next is forms of transportation... Jeff has moved over to lay his head on Jordan's lap...Jordan rubs Jeff's head/neck while they play... While on the letter E Jeff farts and says it smells like eucalyptus pause...Jordan says eww, I can smell that!...Jordan wants everyone to smell it ewwww, it's rotten...Jeff says it's cheesy...Jordan says it's smells like scrambled eggs...Kalia leaves to get room spray...Jeff gets up to air it out and says it's smells like sour cream...laughs all around... Jeff then lays back down and Jordan farts Jeff says "ohhh, Jordan!" and everyone gets grossed out that it was Jordan...Kalia sprays...Jordan says she did it when Jeff was leaning by her, she wanted to get it on his head...Adam says "this is America's sweetheart ladies and gentlemen, she wanted to fart on her boyfriend's head" LOL Jordan is cracking up...Jeff pretend hits her...Adam says to not hit her...Jeff airs out with the pillow...Porsche says she can't breathe with all the orange in the air...Jordan sings "love is in the air" LOL Adam says it's dueling farts. They sing the dueling banjos song and then get back to playing the game... Purple room - Moon Unit/JeJo have a kid 2:14 - 2:16 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche & Kalia are playing the alphabet game in the purple room, this time with band names...Kalia says Frank Zappa for Z but that's not a band so she comes up with ZZ Top...Adam says Dweezil Zappa had a band...Jeff says "Frank Zappa?"...Adam says Dweezil Zappa was his son and had a band...Jeff says "Dweezil??"....Kalia says that's his name...Jeff says "really?"...Adam says "Dweezil and Moon Unit"... Jeff can't believe the name Moon Unit...he keeps repeating it Moon Unit, stfu!...Adam says Dweezil was the boy, Moon Unit the girl, they say she was married to Selma Blair (wrong! Selma was married to Ahmet divorced now...) Jeff doesn't care LOL, he says "where the f**k did he get Moon Unit from?"...Jordan says "he was probably stoned" LOL! ...Adam says he apparently never did drugs 🧐 Jeff says again "Moon Unit!? holy shit! I've never heard of that"...they imagine Moon Unit being on BB, how funny it would sound...Jeff says that's awesome, it's him, Jordan and Moon Unit have an alliance LOL They laugh about it being "Hoffman" and Moon Unit in the house, Jeff says it's his favorite name...Jeff says to Jordan "what do you think about Moon Unit if he have a kid?"...Jordan says "yeah right'...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says Jeff is crazy...Jordan gets up to leave and says adios amigos to everyone, she's going to bed, she's tired... Goodnight kiss 3:12 AM Feeds switch to Jeff who is coming to bed after hanging out in the purple room with Adam and Kalia...Jordan talks to Jeff but it's hard to hear...Jeff shuts off the night light and gets in bed and says everything is so warm...Jordan giggles...Jeff takes off his shirt, reaches for his glass, takes a sip of water...Jordan says something and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan keeps saying "nothing"...they whisper some more and then Jeff says goodnight, he reaches over and gives Jordan a goodnight kiss and they go to sleep. Stupid banter 2:39 PM Feeds return from trivia just after the 2:39pm mark...Jeff is laying in the purple room with Adam biding time until the live show...Jordan is in the bathroom, she has finished showering and is putting on her humilitard...Jeff sings the Crub Chub dance, Jordan is seen smiling and then says something inaudible to Jeff (no mic on)...Jeff says "what?"...inaudible Jordan again, presumably something about them being stupid...Jeff says that she knows that when he was singing it, she was dancing...Adam says "hey if we're stupid...we might be stupid but you got the outfit that says you're stupid"...Jeff says "ahahaha, stupid!"... Jordan says "oh shut up, loser"...Jeff says "whoa! who you talking to? Adam right?"...unconvincingly Jordan says "yeah, Adam"...Adam sadly says "loser" lol...Jeff says "yeahhh"...Adam says "call me Ladam, loser Adam"...Jeff says "Ladam!" and starts singing the dance song again... Jeff wins HOH Jeff wins the HOH in the "All Washed Up" competition! Love, you were killing it! 8:44 PM Jordan is in the bathroom talking to Kalia and Porsche about the HOH comp...Jeff is in the candy room getting his clothes together for after showering...cams go off of them and then Jordan is seen walking towards the candy room... Cam 3/4 Feeds switch to the candy room...Jeff tells Jordan "love, you were killing it"...Jordan says "I was, I was doing good"...Jeff says he knows, he was thinking "f**k yeah" and was hoping she could keep up...Jordan says she was but the soap got in her eye and was burning, it slowed her down and she couldn't see and then that one time she fell flat...Jeff says he didn't see her fall but saw Shelly picking her up...Jordan says she went down hard but she's proud of herself...Jeff says her slippers are on his side and he leaves to shower... Congratulatory kiss 9:08 PM Jeff is getting out of the shower, Jordan is drying her hair...Adam is waiting to take a shower, he and Jeff chat and then Jeff goes over to where Jordan is...they look in the mirror at each other and smile...they kiss Jordan dries Jeff off with the dryer saying that she's excited for him to get his letter and pictures...Adam says the Vit Tan Don...Jeff says he didn't sign so maybe not... You want some Visine love? 9:19 PM Jordan is in the candy room, she leaves to go to the bathroom to change into her unitard...Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan says this is the tight one, at least she ran...Jeff says she got a good workout...Jeff asks "hey you want Visine love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he has some Visine...Jordan says she'll get some later, thank you! You love Gatorade love/visine? 9:34 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chatting with Porsche and Adam...Jordan arrives with 3 big jugs of Gatorade...Jeff says "thank you stupid"...Jordan says they're heavy...Porsche leaves to nap...Jordan pours herself a glass of Gatorade and Jeff says "you love Gatorade love ♥ "...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff again asks "you want Visine? you eyes are all red"...Jordan asks if they look bad?...Jeff says no, but they're red, it will take it out...Jordan says umm, yeah...Jeff asks if she wants him to go get her some?...Jordan says sure...Jeff leaves to get the Visine… Jeff puts Visine in Jordan’s eyes 9:37 PM Jeff comes back with the Visine...he calls her "Johrdan?"...Jordan says that he might get really aggravated at her but she can't do it herself, will he do it?...Jeff says he'll put it right there... Jeff says "what's up? put your head back"...Jeff says "open your eyes"...Jordan shies away...Jeff says it's not even in there...Jordan says it is...Jeff says it's not...Jordan is having difficulty, she says it burns...Jeff says no, it doesn't...Jordan says it does, her eye is burning...Jeff says it's good for you, put it in your other eye...Jordan says to let her lay down and do it....Jordan heads out to the purple room, she asks "where you at?"...Jeff says he's going to throw the veto cuz she's going up, he giggles...Jeff joins Jordan... Jordan lays down and says she gets weird about stuff like this, weird about her eyes, so don't be mean...Jeff says he's putting it in the corner, watch...he tries but she keeps closing her eyes, she says to hang on...Jeff says to open her eyes, let it drop in, she's squeezing it out...Jordan says sits up saying it's in...Jeff says let him just do it, it's good for her eyes...Jordan says it is in, she feels it, it burns...Jeff says "wait, this isn't Visine!" Jordan says "you're lying"...Jeff laughs saying it is Visine Jordan says it burns right there...Jeff says it's her mascara...Jordan looks at herself and says "ohh, no I just did my makeup"...Jordan exhales and heads to the bathroom...Jeff says he'll hold onto the Visine for her, he follows her in...Jordan says she hates stuff in her eye...Jordan cleans her eye makeup and Jeff leaves... Jordan wouldn’t even do that 10:27 PM Jeff comes out of the DR and heads to the kitchen, he is awaiting the reveal of his HOH room...he says his legs already feeling noodly (from the competition)...Shelly says Jordan's not holding lotion and saying "should I massage your calves?"...Jeff says "yeah right...if I won the game she wouldn't even do that"... Shelly says "huh?" Jeff says "If I won the game Jordan wouldn't even do that" LOL Who wants to see Big Jeff’s HOH room? 10:58 PM Just before the 10:59pm mark Jeff comes out of the DR and says "who wants to see Big Jeff's HOH room?" Jeff says "I hate to wake up everyone from their naps but put on a fake face and get up here!" Everyone heads over to the HOH room for the big reveal...Rachel says Jeff got it quick...Jeff says everyone needs to skip LOL Dani says Jeff is getting Bob Marley right?...Jeff says for sure, it'd be weird if he didn't...they wait for everyone to get there...Jordan has been sleeping in the candy room and brings up the rear...Kalia says Jordan said she isn't coming ...Jeff says he knows, she's been there before...Jeff yells out to Jordan "act happier" Jordan climbs the stairs and is told to go up near Jeff...Jeff asks if everyone is ready? they are...but the door won't open LOL... Jeff’s HOH room reveal 11:01 - 11:20 PM Jeff gets his HOH room...they all walk in to Jeff's room with ooh's and ahh's... Jeff points out who the people in his pictures are...his nieces Marley & Macy in one photo, his brother, ma & Macy in one, his dad and his brother Scott in another...they notice he has black slippers (he's the first male HOH this season)...Rachel asks "is this little Jeff?"...Jeff says "yeah, you know how I roll"...Rachel giggles over Jeff's hair, she says it's cute LOL Shelly says Jeff and his ma look a lot alike...Dani says Jeff and his brother look identical...Rachel aww's over the letter(s) his nieces wrote...Rachel asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff isn't sure...Jeff starts reading his letter from Marley...he can't quite read it and says "what?" ala the "Coup de...what?" LOL Kalia helps Jeff out saying that Marley wrote "Congratulations"...Jeff reads the letter, it's cute of course...Jeff says that Marley spells congratulations like him m. Dani asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff doesn't know...general confusion about this...Dani says it's so cute...they talk about Marley and then Jeff reads the Macy part of the letter...it says that Macy picked flowers for Uncle Jeff and Jordan aww Shelly says Jeff got a hat, it's his Aurora one. Jeff says "Jordan, you got it back"...Jeff says he gave this hat to Jordan and when they found out they were coming back he asked for it back, it's too small for him, it fits Jordan better...( LOVE Jeff in this hat though ) They look at his basket, the usual different food items...Jeff is happy to get a Chicago shirt ...Jeff shows them his rosary beads he got in the Vatican, they smell nice, his CD is Bob Marley Legend...Jeff has a nice new razor...Jeff says "that was cute of my nieces, I didn't mean to downplay it, I'm kind of overwhelmed"... Jeff has corn nuts, peanuts, jumbo chapstick, beef jerky, sunflower seeds, coffee drinks, all kinds of cheese & crackers, V-8, jardiniere, diet Dr. Pepper, Fresca's, unsweetened iced tea, flavored icee's, cereal... Jeff reads his letter from Scott...nice job Scott! Jeff talks about Scott & his older brother that did not sign the waiver, he's "mad at Big Jeff"...they ask about his nieces being his only ones?...Jeff says his brother has 5 kids, 2 from another marriage and 3 from his own...Scott is 38, Eric 40...they talk about how Jeff looks like his family...Jeff really likes the shirt...Jeff puts on some of his chapstick and tries on his HOH robe... Jeff offers his food to all and then looks at one of the pics and says "look at what a nerd Big Jeff was" LOL...Jeff looks at the letter from his nieces again and wonders who Brown Spots is...Shelly figures it must be a stuffed animal...Jordan suggests it might be in the basket...no such luck...the mystery of Brown spots continues... Jordan grabs the Lucky Charms box and starts eating...Jeff looks at his grooming kit, it's by Jack Black...Shelly can't get over the little Jeff picture ...Dani asks if Jordan is just eating the marshmallows?...Jordan says "I love Lucky Charms" Adam is eyeing the beef jerky...Jeff offers Adam the jerky, to take it...Adam doesn't want people to say he was eating it all...Jeff jokingly says that later Adam can give him a little "jerky". Adam says "that's what Jordan is here for...ohhh!"...Jordan bluntly says "he's not getting anything from me in here" 🤭 ...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you're not getting any Jardiniere"...Adam says "Jordaniere?" Jeff takes out his cheese plate...Jordan says she's going to get herself some cereal, she'll bring it back up...Jeff says "ok love ♥ I'm going to make me cheese and crackers"...Jordan leaves...Jeff talks a little about his rosary and crosses, how he got them at the Vatican and a priest blessed them...Kalia says she didn't know Jeff was "super" Catholic...Jeff says "I believe"... Shelly leaves...the rest continue sharing in some of Jeff's food...they talk about corn nuts...Kalia has never heard of them...Jeff says he asked for them because he got them in the hotel...Rachel says they got 30 packs...Dani didn't get any...Jeff says he ate them all and then ate all of Jordan's ...more chatter and then they bring up Brown Spots again...Dani says to ask in the DR...Jeff says it's got to be her little toy... Dani leaves saying congrats...Kalia says that Marley looks like Dakota Fanning, she leaves...Jeff tells Adam to take the bag of beef jerky...Porsche and Adam leave...Rachel stays and they chat about the HOH comp, she tells him he earned it...Jeff says if he didn't win it, he'd be pissed...Rachel says it was hard...Jeff says that Rachel helped him in the comp, keeping up good pace... Jordan comes back with her cereal bowl and the Lucky Charms box...Jordan's eyes still hurt...Rachel and Jordan are relieved Jeff won...Shelly comes up and breaks up the party 🫤

August 8 What’s up boo? 1:03 - 1:09 AM Jeff is playing pool with Adam...Jeff sings something and Adam says "pronounced with an Umpty?"...Jeff says that's his karaoke jam Jordan comes outside and Jeff says "what's up boo?" "I thought you were sleepy boo" Jordan says she was sleepy and then her and Rachel were talking for a long time, other stuff besides game finally...Jordan asks if they've been playing this the whole time?...Adam answers her...they keep playing with Jordan nearby watching... Jeff says "so! what's up love?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "just chillin? being a villain?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...she says she feels gross for eating that slop, if she thinks she's eating catfish she has to think it's chicken or it grosses her out, especially that stringy part...they continue talking about being HN's... JeJo funny spider story 1:41 - 1:45 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches outside in the BY with Adam, Shelly and Kalia...they're talking about LA...Kalia calmly tells Jordan there's a spider nearby her...Jordan says to not to tell her that...it ends up not being a not being a spider...Jeff pokes Jordan in the ear to freak her out a little...they talk about bugs and people freaking out and how Jeff was running from Shelly who was chasing him with the huge moth she caught...Jeff says he would climb the fence if someone chased him with a roach...this prompts Jordan to tell the story about her, Jeff, Megan and Peyton driving home from the beach in Charleston with a spider crawling around in their car. Funny stuff! Jeff funny possum story 1:52 - 1:57 AM Critter story time in the BY with Jeff and Jordan ...after Shelly tells her mouse story Jeff tells the story of how he helped Mimmo, VIt Tan Don and their dad get a possum out of their garage...another hilarious story! Jordan and her funny squirrel story 1:58 - 2:01 AM Critter story time in the BY with Jeff and Jordan...Jordan tells her a story about her friend Megan and her family finding a baby squirrel and they kept it as a pet and then the squirell attacked the family...LOL JeJo hold hands 11:49 AM Jeff, Jordan & Shelly have been chatting in the HN room after the POV ceremony...Lawon comes in and tells them the back is open...they leave the room...Jeff who walks out ahead of Jordan, reaches back for Jordan and they hold hands walking through the LR to the kitchen… Love…you look sexy! 2:11 PM Jeff is in the kitchen, has poured himself a drink and then heads to the bathroom and sees Jordan...he says "love! ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff adds "you look sexy"... Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff goes into the bathroom stall… BY talk - China/Chile/TAR 2:19 - 2:34 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches smoking, Lawon and Adam are in the pool, Rachel is on the elliptical, Shelly is tanning, Jordan is shaving her legs... Shelly is talking about travelling overseas and the flights she takes, then they start talking about hubs and airlines...Shelly says for international trips she flies Delta because she's diamond, she gets free business upgrades with those passes, you fly business the whole way...Jeff says she writes that all off anyway?...Shelly says she doesn't pay for her tickets but gets the miles... Jordan says "how much do your tickets to China cost?"...Shelly says 3 to 5000...Jordan says "are you serious!?"...Jeff, who is taking it all in, laughs out loud about what Jordan just asked because of the TAR connection... Shelly says it can cost as much as $10000 for a ticket...Jordan is shocked!...Rachel says that's ridiculous...Shelly agrees and says she flew coach once and she praises every company she works for for letting her fly business... Jeff can't hold it in any longer, he says "Jordan do you know how much tickets are to China from Amazing Race?"...Jordan says "no I don't, do you?"...Rachel asks how much were they?...Jeff nods no and says they weren't, they were going to Chile and Jordan was like, can we get two tickets to China? LOL Jordan says she knew it started with a C...Jeff giggles...Rachel asks if they had to pay for them?...Jeff says no, they don't have any money, they take care of it...Jordan tells Shelly that when they were on Amazing Race, the 1st stop, she couldn't remember where they were going, they were going to Chile and she said "we need two tickets to China"...Jeff adds "like running up to the counter she says it"...Jordan demonstrates how she said it...Jeff thought, this is the 1st leg, we're gonna do great! LOL ok whatever Jeff you won the 1st leg, don't forget that! Shelly thinks that show would be so fun to do that travel and fun stuff but she bets it's hard work...Jordan says yeah it is...Shelly says her and Cassi talked about doing it, they'd laugh their butt off...Jeff says until it got serious and you end up wanting to kill each other...Jordan agrees...Shelly says in the challenges you're not going to get hurt...Jeff says yeah you do but it's still scary...Jeff says Jordan did all the heights one, she went across a canyon and did bungee jumping in Germany...Shelly didn't know that...Jordan explains her and Caite did it...palm trees...Jordan says "we hated each other"...Adam says he highly doubts that...Jeff, who IMO never likes it when Jordan says this, says "omg"...Jordan says they really did...Shelly asks what happens when you get to the hotel after, you just want to sleep?...Jeff says they washed their clothes out and hopefully dried them by morning...palm trees, more questions and more palm trees Jeff explains they don't have much interaction with the other teams, you just go to your room, wash clothes, watch some TV, they take the clocks out of your room and if you're not down there they just start...Jeff says he had a watch, but because he's a tight ass, he bought a cheap watch from Target with an alarm so he sleept lightly because he was so nervous the alarm wouldn't go off, moral of the story, don't be a tight ass and buy a cheap watch! Shelly says at least they got to be in the room together, if you did that with a serious boyfriend or your spouse it would be a blast...Jeff says they stayed in a shitty hotel, a nice hotel, outside, his favorite stop was Argentina in a big tent...Jordan says Shelly would like it, the people that run the farm were awesome...Jeff says they fresh lamb they cooked on an open fire...Jordan says they cooked for everybody, it was nice...Shelly asks if they keep in touch with anyone?...Jeff is about to say and palm trees...Jeff says they were from Providence, near Boston...Jordan talks about the AR anniversary party and how nice it was, there have been so many racers, people are happy to see you, there's no drama and it's fun, there are no cliques (as opposed to what? ) Shelly asks if they met the lady that shaved her head?...Jordan says yeah, she was nice...Jeff says she was super cool...Jordan says Stephanie, the girl that was proposed to on the show, she's pregnant now...palm trees...Jordan says she loves them, she danced with "her" she was so much fun...Shelly says it was well worth meeting those people, they became friends or acquaintances for life...Jordan says oh for sure...Jeff says that reunion, everyone that came was cool, Dan & Jordan, Shawne & Monique...Jordan says everyone got along but if you had a BB party everybody would be separated in cliques and would be talking about other seasons, people are immature...Shelly says they don't get over it?...Jordan says some people don't...Shelly promises no matter what was said she'll be everyone's friend...Jeff says "ok good because I said some shitty stuff...he's just joking" Shelly just doesn't want a bad goodbye message...Jeff says he would never do that...Shelly says to keep it classy...Adam says you have to remember it's a game, he thinks it's cool they're in a fraternity...Jeff does some damage control by saying that with what Jordan said, for the most part 90% of the people out of here would be awesome but the 10% sometimes people don't like you and you don't like people... HN room chat - JeJo isn’t like Brenchel 5:59 - 6:03 PM Feeds switch to the HN room...Jordan is talking to Jeff who has been sleeping, he's groggy...Jordan is talking about Brenchel's relationship and she tells Jeff that her and Rachel were talking about their Brendon and the "internet thing"...Jeff says really?...Jordan says she asked what Rachel's parents thought and her mom thought it was Rachel's fault and she was like what? her mom is a little off that's maybe why Rachel is, she was getting aggravated, she told her that her and Jeff would never do that, they would kill each other if they were 24/7, all over each other 24/7 and then they hung out 24/7, you gotta space it out...Jordan says one by one they all left her there, Shelly, Kalia and her... Jordan says that Shelly told her that Lawon said if he wins HOH he's going to put up Kalia and Dani eyeroll...Jeff says he thinks it's all bullshit...Jordan says Jeff didn't miss out on anything...Jeff says Rachel was talking about her and Brendon, what a surprise and now Jordan is in here and she's mad about something...Jordan says she's not mad, they were just telling her that sometimes she needs to have her own friends and go out just with the girls but Brendon likes to come...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's arm...Jordan says that Rachel said they talk 10X a day maybe more, that's a little ridiculous but Rachel said Brendon likes that, Jordan told her if it works for them that's good, but that her and Jeff could never do that. Jeff says he can't take it, if you walk away from Rachel she gets offended, she has no common sense...Jordan says they were all saying their moms would side with them but Rachel said her mom always agrees with everything Brendon says, what?? Jeff says something is off, that's for sure...Jordan thinks her mom might be a little off and Brendon is the type of guy that will fall in love with anyone, after the show last year they wanted to get married in September and Jordan said they didn't even know each other and Rachel said they did, they fell in love, she told her if that works for y'all then...Jeff says Brendon was just engaged too ...Jordan says that Shelly is going to tell her the story about Rachel's ring and she was wondering how Shelly knew all this... HN room - sweet head rub 6:03 - 6:07 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HN room...Jordan says the catfish Jeff made was good...Jeff says he'll make some more...Jordan fills Jeff in on Kalia and Dani, Kalia has been coming around more and Dani is still sleeping, they're all on their periods, she sleeps all day, her and Porsche are having really bad cramps...Jeff thought she was just on hers?...Jordan starts rubbing/scratching Jeff's face, head and neck...super sweet Jeff says he needs to go workout, he hates it...Jordan says she got off the elliptical and got dressed because she thought she'd be called to the DR, she's been wearing sweats the last 2 days… Jordan says that when she came in there Adam told her to tell Jeff to workout at 6 but she didn't want to wake him up...Jeff says he has to, it's the last thing he wants to do but...Jordan says he'll feel better...Jeff says it's crazy that there's nothing to do but you can't find time to work out, it makes no sense...Jordan says that Jeff's stomach has gotten more toned, he keeps saying his arms but she noticed in his bathing suit...Jeff says it's because he's losing weight, Big Jeff is getting his 6 pack back Jeff leaves saying "alright love ♥ , gotta go do the do"... Jordan - tea kettle newbie 8:43 - 8:48 PM Jeff is in the kitchen with Lawon...Jeff is getting the catfish foil packages ready for the grill, he places them on a plate and starts to head outside when Jordan comes inside, she sees Jeff and holds the door open for him, Jeff says "oh thank you love ♥" but then heads back forgetting something...Jordan comes inside and grabs a pot...Jeff asks her what she's making?...Jordan says "tea"...Jeff says "green tea?"...Jordan gives Jeff a look and Lawon starts giggling... Jeff says Jordan should make the tea in a tea kettle...Jordan says she doesn't know how to use it lol Jeff says if she's going to boil water in the pot, she can boil water in the kettle...Jordan says "ok, I've never used one before"...Jeff is surprised saying "you've never used a kettle?"...Jordan says no, never, seriously...Jeff says "it's a pot, but it's for tea"...Jeff hands Jordan the kettle saying "there you go love ♥"...Jordan says thanks and puts water in the kettle...Jeff says "Jordan, Jordan, sometimes I don't know"... Jordan sarcastically says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff says "thanks what?...don't get mad at me cuz you never used a tea kettle"...Jeff heads outside to grill the fish while Jordan asks how much water you use?...Lawon advises her on how much water to put saying she doesn't want to overfill it...Jordan puts the kettle on the stove and asks Lawon if it will whistle when ready?...Lawon tells her it will... Funny moment here when Jordan asks Lawon if you put the tea bags right in the kettle? Lawon gets this look ---> o_O and gives Jordan some weird non answer and then starts rambling about how it's been so long since he saw his grandma make tea (like when he was 6 or 7 ) ...talk about the blind leading the blind LOL Lawon says he can't believe Jordan hasn't used one, Jordan swears she hasn't because her mom "and them" set the water/tea outside in the hot sun... Making the sauce & tea/catfish dinner 9:23 - 9:32 PM Jordan is in the kitchen making tea...Jeff walks in and asks if he should make the sauce for her?...Jordan says she can make it...Jeff says it takes one second...Jordan says "I don't know what's wrong with me"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know what's wrong with her, she's just hungry...Jeff says "I think you're gripy"...Jordan says she's not gripy...Jeff sings and palm trees...Jeff makes the sauce while Jordan tries to figure out how to put the sugar in the tea, she asks Jeff for advice...Jeff turns the ingredient list into a funnel and puts it in the jug...voila Jordan says thanks...palm trees...Jeff is making catfish for himself...Jordan tests her tea and decides she needs more...palm trees...Jeff asks Jordan to tell the others the food is ready, please, so it doesn't get cold, she does and Rachel and Shelly join them, they thank Jeff and they start to dig in... The fish was good huh love? 9:50 - 9:57 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen just after the 9:50pm mark...Jordan and Jeff are in the kitchen with Shelly...Jordan is cleaning up, Jeff is eating his catfish dinner...Shelly says she's never ever met anyone so needy for attention...Jeff says ever! holy shit, he fu**ing can't take it...Shelly says then there's 14 questions before you even eat your food, just eat it...Jordan says at least she feels the same way, she thought it was just her being gripy...Shelly is trying...Jordan is too...Shelly says Kalia has been following her around too...Jeff starts up with his being on top is easy but when you're on the bottom is when your true colors emerge speech Shelly goes to the bathroom and returns walking towards the LR, she says "leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you...especially with you"...Jordan feels she gained 20 lbs from eating the fish, she feels ugh...Jeff says the fish was grilled, it was real good for her, his is pan-fried so it's not as good for you... Shelly walks back in thanking them for dinner, it was awesome...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Shelly says in a few more minutes they'll have coffee, she asks if the blanket on the chair is hers?...Jordan says yeah...Shelly goes outside and Jeff asks her if it's extra cold or they don't have energy?...Shelly says maybe it's from not eating very much...she leaves...Jeff says he's been taking vitamins and eating fish, it should be enough...Jordan says it might be, she was cold last week too... Jeff finishes and gets up saying "that was good huh love ♥ ?"...Jordan says it was good...Jeff says "I can't believe you're eating fish, I'm so proud of you" Jeff changes the trash bag and says "I think that's what's wrong with both of us love ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "I think the same thing is wrong with both of us"...Jordan says "what I just said?"...Jordan says "well, yeah, I'm trying"...Jeff says he thinks they have to, but it's hard...Jordan says she's been with her all day today, ALL DAY...Jeff says Jordan is trying way harder than him, he's out, he can't do anymore pep talks or whatever, next time she says something he'll be like listen, do you need help packing? Jeff says he can't do it either and he leaves the room... Jeff is still bitter about finale night LOL 10:45 PM Jeff, Rachel and Adam are playing pool...Jordan is in the hot tub, she can be heard talking to Lawon about the finale, how excited you are to see your family...Jeff suddenly says "Jordan tell them what happened when you came out of the house, I went to hug you and you pushed me" Jordan is heard trying to explain/justify why she did what she did...she says she told Michele to tell Jeff she misses him and is thinking about him but she (of course ) didn't tell him what she said, Jeff asked Michele if Jordan said anything and she said no so Jeff was kind of like hmm, she didn't say anything? and so on finale night Jeff said that Jordan completely brushed him off and ignored him (umm she certainly did)...Jordan yells out to Jeff "what did you say? to give me a hug?"...Jeff shows how she pushed him away...Jordan says that Jeff said she was being distant and he had thought, she just used me this summer ...Jordan says she doesn't remember doing that just because she was overwhelmed, she saw her mom and there were so many people... Jordan dancing - no one comes between me and my man! 11:43 PM Rachel and Lawon have just had a hilarious dance off in the BY, next Rachel and Porsche show off how they walk into a club...then Jeff sets up the next scene... Lawon and Jordan are supposed to be at a club dancing, Porsche and Rachel are his other two ladies, they come strutting in and see him with Jordan, Porsche & Rachel start grinding/dancing with Lawon...Jordan interrupts and says "no one comes between me and my man!" So cute! Jordan joins Jeff in the hammock 11:48 - 11:59 PM Jordan calls out "stupid!" and goes over to Jeff, who is on the hammock...Jeff asks why she ran over there?...Jordan says "cuz"...she sits down asking was that not hilarious? (the dance off)...Jeff says yeah, it was...they start swinging and chatting...feeds finally switch to JeJo... Jordan says it's not even 12...Jeff says tomorrow is Tuesday, another nothing day...Jordan says she should give Rachel her sparkly pants...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to get up off of there?...Jeff says no... Jordan says she thinks on Thursday they should make hamburgers...Jeff says "on the grill?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says no problem, he wants steak too...Jordan says this place at home called Showmars they make pitas with hamburger, tomato, pita sauce and lettuce, it's so good...they chit chat with Shelly and then Jordan says she's going to work out tomorrow in the sun...more random chit chat in between periods of silence... They talk game, mostly about Lawon and why he was put up...Jordan randomly says Jeff's teeth are so white, they look good Jeff says he's so bohred...Jordan says she's full from tonight...Jeff says it was a lot of fish...Jordan says he did a good job Jeff farts...Jeff asks what Kalia & Dani do all day every day (up in the HOH)...Jordan doesn't know, it'll be different when the power changes...more game talk and talk about what BB might give them to keep them entertained...Jeff wonders if they're in jury again...Jordan can't believe they're halfway there, remember how in the hotel they were scared thinking they'd be the first ones out . Jeff says one of them (their side) HAS to win this week, just one...they talk a little about Rachel...Jordan says Jeff has to stay on her good side...Jeff is trying but he has to bend over backwards to adjust to her personality but she can't even take one of his comments...Jordan says she's just like that...Jeff says he can't take her baby attitude...more game talk about Adam and how he needs to stop riding the fence, that is what Jeff was trying to talk to him about last week...Shelly says she has their back 100% Jeff thinks so too...Jordan says Shelly made her feel like a piece of (shit), like this big (small) when Jordan was questioning her and Shelly said wait until they watch the show and see she was with them and that when it came down to it she would take friendship over money (UGHHHH)...Jordan says that's sweet

August 19 Jeff loves his pics 12:24 - 12:26 AM Jeff is getting settled into his HOH room while Jordan is in the DR...he puts his CD in the player...palm trees...Jeff grabs the two picture frames, one holding the pic of him, his brother, mother & niece and the one of him, Marley & Macy...he smiles and then giggles to himself... He looks absolutely in heaven, you couldn't wipe the smile off his face if you tried :) He places the first one down and takes a good look at the second one...again He places that one down saying aww...he bends over to look at one more and says yeah...Jeff then looks through his HOH basket and digs in, he leaves the room shortly after... Jeff HOH little Jeff picture banter 12:40 AM Jeff & Jordan are up in the HOH room...Jordan has just come up after being in the DR...Jeff is eating his cereal Jordan says they're going good, she doesn't want to jinx it but they're doing good as a couple, last couple standing... Jeff says he got good pictures Jordan says "yeah you did"...Jeff says his brother set it all up...Jordan says "these are all from him? not your mom?"...Jeff says "he wrote me the letter"...Jordan says she knows but figured her mom might...Jeff says he's sure they talked...Jordan says "yeah you did, you got really good pics"... Jeff giggles looking at the pic of himself when he was young and says "look at little Big Jeff" Jordan grabs the picture and says "you know who you look like in that picture? Jeff says "Justin Bieber?" ...they laugh... Jordan says "no! that guy from the Little Rascals that's like 'Oh, Delilah'" Jeff doesn't know who that is... Jordan says "he has the hair that sticks up in the back, you look like him" Jeff says "I was ugly?" Jordan says "no, you're pale!" Jeff says the photo is a copy adding "I am pale, but what do you want me to do, lay out? when I'm four?" Jeff continues "what's up with my pants?" Jordan says "what's up with the hairdo?" Jeff says "whaddya mean, I was rockin' the spike" Jordan says "that hairdo looks like it's short up top and long in the back" Jeff says "oh yeah, I was rockin' the mullet probably, it was the 80's!" Jordan says "that was the 80's?" Jeff says "yeah! dude, I was fu**in' eight years old here...whyare you throwin' stones at little Jeff when I was rockin' it, you know what's up" Jordan looks at the picture and laughs... Jeff "at least I wasn't fat" (referring to Jordan's HOH picture from when she was little) Jeff cracks up! Jordan says "JEFFREY SCHROEDER!" Jeff laughing says "yeah! well, don't throw stones when you live in a glass house or in your case, a fat house" Jordan's mouth is agape! Jeff says "I'm just kidding, you're makin' fun of me, why can't I make fun of you?" Jordan says "I didn't say you were ugly" Jeff says she did say that...Jordan says she didn't say ugly, she said his hair was short on top and long in the back, when they're all younger they have those years...Jeff tries to recall the "business in the front, party in the back" saying about a mullet...Jeff brushes his teeth while Jordan talks about how the comp was a work out...they start discussing the HOH comp... Jeff - considerate pillow 3:02 - 3:10 AM Just before the 3:03am mark Jeff, who has been listening to music while Jordan sleeps peacefully, fiddles with the CD player...it's not working or it's skipping...he uses the spy screen to shed a little light on the CD player to help him try to fix it, he seems to fix it and he goes back to listening...palm trees... Feeds come back a couple minutes later and just after the 3:07am mark the same problem happens...Jeff mumbles "what the f**k" and tries to fix it again...he decides to get up and turn on the light but before doing so, being the considerate boyfriend he is , he decides to put his pillow on top of Jordan's face to shield her from the light, he does it very gently too...awww truly sweet & funny at the same time! Jeff turns on the light and fiddles with the CD player...Jordan is oblivious to the whole thing... Jeff finally seems to fix it, he goes to the bathroom then gets back in bed, takes his pillow back and continues listening… Opposite JeJo pool time - the pool is soapy 1:01 - 1:07 PM Jeff is skimming the pool for ants...Jordan is in the pool...the pool is still a little soapy...Jeff tells Rachel to put on sunscreen everywhere or Brendon will yell at him ...Jeff finally gets in the pool and what do you know Jordan gets out Jordan pulls up a chair and sits down to tan...Jeff says the soap stings his nipples Jeff says the pool is still soapy, he can't go under the water...Jeff says "aye carumba"...Adam says "burning nipples?"...Jeff says yeah, dude this is not refreshing, it's kinda gross and he gets out... Jeff - burning nipples/outside shower 1:07 - 1:10 PM Jeff is in the pool and his nipples are burning and itchy from the soapy pool He thinks it's gross and he gets out to shower outside Jeff then grabs his stuff from the other side of the pool and puts it near a chair so he can lay out but first he rinses off one more time. Jeff’s bohred 1:37 PM Jeff is on a pool chair tanning, Jordan is in the pool, Rachel is laying near the pool tanning...Jeff says to Jordan "I'm bohred"...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "I'm bohred"...Jordan says "me too"...they start talking about the lockdown maybe being for the smaller table this time... Jordan loves the giant tub 1:40 PM Jordan is in the pool talking to Jeff, Adam & Rachel, she tells Rachel that it feels good being in the pool, it makes her sleepy...Rachel asks if the water feels soapy?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says not really, it's not bad..Jeff and Adam want her to make bubbles and then Jeff says "Jordan loves it cuz she loves the tub and it's like a giant tub...she wishes she had a razor, she'd shave in there" Jeff says what if you have a house one day and that's your bathtub?...Jordan says yeah right, she wonders what the biggest bathtub is?...Jeff say that's a waste of water...they start talking about Shaquille O'Neal's pool and his custom stuff... Jeff giggles at the unitard/watch me shave? 2:21 PM Jordan leaves the pool area and walks toward Jeff who is at the couches, he asks what's up, where is she going?...Jordan says "what's up? nowhere, you look bohred"...Jeff just looks at Jordan in her unitard and she giggles saying not to look at her, she looks like she has a pooch...Jeff keeps giggling and Jordan says "whattt?"... Jordan says it's so embarrassing...she sits down...Jeff says one more day...Jordan asks what's going on? he looks stressed...Jeff says no, he's just bohred...Jeff says you have to give everyone their opportunity to talk...they talk about Dani talking to her...Jeff says "you wanna go upstairs and watch me shave?"...Jordan says yeah ...they head upstairs to the HOH to talk... HOH chat - game talk & snacks 2:24 - 2:38 PM Jordan joins Jeff in the HOH room...Jeff asks "who is it?"...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "get outta here" ...Jeff is going to have one of the teas and some cheese & crackers...they sit down to talk game... Jeff says he talked to Dani...Jordan asks what he said?...Jeff says he told Dani she was good, she figured so but he asked her what she would do with the veto because she's playing, Dani asked if she was being put up as a replacement? Jeff told her no and she asked what Jeff wants and Jeff told her not to use it and Dani said she'd throw it...Jordan says "shut up omg, you really think she's going to do that?"...Jeff says he wouldn't...Jordan says she seems like she feels pretty safe...Jeff says Dani said Kalia would expect her to take her off the block...Jordan says that's what she's scared of... Jeff says it would be stupid if Dani threw it...Jordan doesn't think she will throw it...Jeff doesn't either...Jordan says she'll just tell Jeff that and he needs to make her feel as comfortable as possible, just keep up the premise...Jeff says everything he is going to do will prove he's being true..they talk about his game talks with Porsche and Dani...he apologized to Dani about the slop and she still has her birthday and to make sure to not tell anybody they're together so he thinks she's feeling pretty safe and if she does play for veto and wins then one of the other ones goes... Jordan says Shelly told her that if she wins HOH she's putting up Dani and Kalia...Jeff tells Jordan about his talk with Kalia, how she said someone has been throwing him under the bus for 3 weeks and Jeff guessed Shelly and Kalia said no and Jeff said oh, Rachel? he thought Kalia was trying to shock him, it's not surprise it's Rachel, he shouldn't have said Shelly so he tried to backtrack...Jordan says of course Rachel has been doing that, they just need her... Jordan says "what if you do get Dani this week? whoa!"...Jeff says you know how pissed she'll be? she'll throw every stone, call him every name, what does she expect, she claims to be the all knowing BB person, didn't she hear him say that you cross him once and you're finished?...they go back to talking about his talk with Dani...Jeff says if someone else wins the veto, they have to make sure they use it...Jordan says everybody will use it and if Dani wins then the noms will stay the same... Jordan says that Shelly told her that Kalia said that JeJo were close before and she was looking out for them and this is what they do to her...Jeff isn't buying it, he's not going to fall for her tears, go fu**ing cry in the fish tank, he doesn't care LOL ...Jordan says that Dani said that Jordan's name never comes out of anybody's mouth...Jeff says Dani is playing the game too...Jordan says she doesn't want them to get rid of her because they can't get her out...Jeff says what does she want? they're getting down to it, her name is going to come up eventually but she has nothing to worry about, he's going home first...Jordan says no...Jeff says if one of the idiots win next week and put up him and Rachel they still have the votes to keep him... Jordan says hopefully they win because of the double eviction, she wants Dani out so she doesn't use that as her chance to get rid of them...they talk about what Kalia said gain, Jeff doesn't want her spinning it to Shelly in the wrong way...Jeff advises Jordan on what to tell Shelly about it...Jordan says Rachel has been quiet today...Jeff says she better not attack them once Dani is out, it's obviously on her mind...Jordan says she thinks she won't because she's alone...Jordan says that Kalia aggravates her, how could she be looking out for them when she put Jeff up... They talk about the dynamic between Dani and Kalia...they're enjoying the snacks, Jordan says these things are good...Jeff says yeah they are, it's his favorite snack ever...Jordan says everyone is going to be shocked that he's not putting up Dani...Jeff says Porsche doesn't think she's going up...Jordan is shocked!...Jeff recounts their game talk...they talk about the Lucky Charms cereal lacking in marshmallows... HOH chat - Don’t make Jeff look like an asshole 2:38 PM Jeff and Jordan are talking game and eating snacks in the HOH room...Jeff tells Jordan to not repeat anything, he knows she's not stupid but he's just reminding her...Jordan says she's not going to go down there and say it...Jeff hmm's?...Jordan says she told them all that she told Jeff some things to do but he said this is his HOH so she's not going to say anything else, she's going to let Jeff do his HOH... Jeff says "don't make me look like an asshole, I tell you everything" Jordan says that Shelly said Jeff is going to do what he wants to do...random by Jordan - "I look fat in this thing"...Jeff says "no you don't"...Jordan says honestly she really does think that Shelly is with them 100% but knows she has deals with others and has lied...the game talk continues... HOH chat - watch me shave 2:39 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game and eating snacks in the HOH room...Jordan puts her sunglasses on her head...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says she was going to go back outside...Jeff says "watch me shave" Jordan says she looks like butthole...Jeff says "are you going to come watch me shave?"...Jordan says "do you want me to?"...Jeff mmm's and says his buddy in college named Pfeiffer which causes palm trees… Jeff shaves - Jeff is hot when he’s scruffy 2:42 - 2:45 PM Jeff is prepping to shave...Jordan is sitting on the edge of the tub reading the nutritional facts on the cereal box...Jordan says you know what? when they were little, no one ever talked about calories, things like that? are kids unhealthier these days?...Jeff says Americans are unhealthy these days...Jordan says she thinks they said that French people are the healthiest because they eat small amounts...Jeff says Americans are definitely fatter...Jordan says we have good food, really good food...Jordan asks if Jeff ate any of this cereal yet?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she'll stop eating it...Jeff doesn't mind... Jordan asks if he's keeping Johnny Depp?...Jeff says no...Jordan whines come on!...Jeff says it's too long, what does she want him to be, Adam?...Jordan says no, but he can shape it up...Jeff says ok, no, he'll bring him back, he'll bring him back for sure because he won HOH with him...Jordan says Jeff looks hot when he's scruffy ...Jeff says this isn't a movie, he can't be like that all the time...talk turns to the new razor Jeff got...Jeff offers Jordan his razor since he has a new one...Jeff says the new one is "damn" like butter...Jordan says remember when guys used to wear mustaches? it's kind of weird looking now... Jeff finishes shaving/Jeff is nervous 2:45 - 2:50 PM Jeff continues shaving while Jordan watches...Jordan asks what part of Jeff's face is the most sensitive?...Jeff says his neck...Jordan says "oh yeah"...Jordan says Jeff does a really good job of doing the back of his neck by himself. Jeff says he'll get Jordan one of those razors...Jordan says she doesn't need it now...Jeff says he can because he got a new one...Jordan asks if he's going to shower?...Jeff says yes...Jordan says it starts at 5 (nomination ceremony)...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jeff says he's a little nervous because he hates doing all the dirty work, like last time getting out the big players and then he fu**ing went. Jordan says they can decide what they want to do, you know?...palm trees...Jeff says for sure "those two" will be gunning for him...Jordan asks who?...Jeff says Kalia and Porsche...Jordan says Kalia has only won one thing...Jeff is more worried about Porsche...Jordan says they can get rid of Porsche then...Jeff says if he wins the veto he can cut a deal and say he's going to save her and then she'll owe him...Jordan says he could do that too, he's got options...Jeff says he thinks this is the right move to take...Jordan says before it's too late...Jeff says before she does it to them...Jordan goes to leave and Jeff advises Jordan on how to talk to Shelly about the Kalia comment...she leaves... Classic JeJo banter - what have you done for me lately 3:15 - 3:20 PM Feeds switch to the HOH bathroom...Jeff and Jordan talk game while Jordan puts on her makeup...Jeff calls Kalia a fu**ing loser, go cry in the HN room, good game move to cry, what's great about people in life is that when they ride high, they think they're on top of the world, ykwim? life's great when you have a lot of money, everything is perfect and everyone is healthy, the second some adversity comes into your life, let's see the kind of person you are and that's the kind of person Kalia is, when adversity comes in her life, that's when you judge who you are, when everything is ok and you're splitting a bottle of wine in the hot tub, that's not life ZING! ( I knew that was still eating at him and with good reason ) Jordan asks Jeff if he's going downstairs?...Jeff says yeah, what does she need?...Jordan asks Jeff to go to the dryer and bring her unitard for her please...Jeff sighs and asks what Jordan does for him?...Jordan says everything, she gives him backrubs...Jeff says he hasn't gotten one lately...Jordan says she rubs his face at night, his head...Jeff says ok, is she going to save him from a competition...Jordan says if she's on the block...Jeff says he doesn't want to hear on the block, will she save him from a competition?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says well then good.... Jordan asks what he's going to do for her?...Jeff says he helped her win a half million dollars and he thinks he's going to help her win another half million, is that good enough for her? ZING! Jordan is silenced! LOL Jeff asks how that sounds?...Jordan says it sounds like he said it kind of rude...Jeff says that wasn't rude, how is it rude? it's not rude at all, she makes it sound like he doesn't do anything for her...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says sure! what? does she have something to say?...Jordan says he doesn't do that much. Jeff says uhh, please... Jordan smiles. Jeff talks to himself about the fish food while Jordan keeps applying makeup...Jordan asks again if he could please check on her unitard?...Jeff says oh, sorry that's how the whole conversation got started wasn't it?...Jeff leaves... Unitard kiss & hug 3:24 - 3:26 PM Jordan is in the HOH bathroom putting on makeup...Jeff comes back to the HOH with Jordan's other unitard...Jordan says "thank you"...Jeff says "hey stupid" Jeff lays it on the edge of the bathtub...Jordan thanks Jeff by kissing his cheek and they hug... Jeff says Jordan was thinking "where is he?"...Jordan says no...Jordan says she better start getting ready (for nomination ceremony)...Jeff says she knows his order of keys, Rachel first, then the others, then Jordan, then Dani...Jordan says good job, she doesn't care...Jeff says if it was Brenchel Rachel would cry...Jordan says he should do her key last...Jeff says no, he can't do that, he has to do Dani to build tension...Jeff goes over it again and Jordan says ok...Jeff leaves the HOH... Love! you ok?/Canada loves BB 5:40 PM Jeff and Adam are on the couches chatting...Jordan is over on the hammock...Adam wonders if everything is ok with Jordan because she's all curled up in a ball...Jeff says she's just tired, he calls over to her "love ♥ ! you ok?"...Jordan says yeah why?...Adam says he was just wondering...they banter a little...Jeff says Adam is worried about her... Adam keeps babbling to the cameras, he talks about BB overseas...Jeff says BB airs in Canada, can they vote? Canadians?...Adam says maybe, he's surprised Canada doesn't have their own BB...Jeff says him too, a LOT of people from Canada love the show...Adam says "eh, good job eh?"...Adam goes inside and Jeff heads over to the hammock... JeJo hammock - love, get me in there 5:42 - 5:48 PM Jeff, who has been sitting on the couches outside talking to Adam, heads over to the hammock where Jordan is...he says "love ♥ ! let me get in here" ...Jeff gets in, gets comfy, Jordan sits up and they start talking...they are both pooped...Jordan lays back down and Jeff sticks his finger in her butt LOL Jordan says she knew Jeff was going to do that, try to go for her butt...Jeff starts game talk saying that there is no way Dani is going to throw that veto, it would be ridiculous...Jordan agrees saying that she knows if either Porsche or Kalia win they're going to take themselves off the block and Jeff even said that they have to prove and fight for it in his speech...Jordan says she hopes Dani doesn't win, it would be a good move...Jordan says Shelly was talking to her about not wanting to go up against Adam at the end because of his questions knowledge so if she wins HOH she might have to put him up Jeff says can she imagine if it was them & Shelly for F3?...Jordan says yes, she was thinking that too and she tells Jeff that just in case Porsche is saved, Jeff can make a deal with her where she won't put Jeff up next week 🫣 if Jeff can believe her because she wouldn't believe Kalia and Kalia is better at questions...feeds switch to the HN room and then switch back...Jordan continues talking strategy about who is closer to who in the house and who is better to keep...Jordan says it would be so cool if they could make it to the end together but she's not gonna jinx it just because she's excited. Shelly comes outside and they start talking...Jeff asks Shelly to come over there, she does and they start talking game about something Kalia said... JeJo hammock - Jeff plays with Jordan’s feet/ashy legs 5:49 PM Jeff and Jordan are laying in the hammock chatting, Jeff is talking game to Shelly for a little bit and then she leaves so they aren't seen together too much, they banter a little and Shelly leaves...Jordan puts her foot on top of Jeff and he plays with her feet... Jordan says "you're playing with my feet" Jeff says "I'm playing"...Jordan says "I'm shocked"... Shelly yells out that Jeff can have her cigarettes any time, she doesn't need to brown nose like Adam and give him a pack of cigarettes with "J" on them and he did it in front of everybody...Shelly says she hates, they suck and she's never getting in the hammock again because they're in it...Jeff says it's Jordan, her costume smells. Jordan says it's a fresh one, she gets to retire it tomorrow, she's so happy. Shelly says good, she's sick of seeing her in green...Jordan and Jeff say they are too... Jeff has ashy legs...they continue chatting with Shelly and then Jordan, who is rubbing Jeff's legs says Jeff does have ashy legs...Jordan spells out "Jeff" on Jeff's ashy legs LOL Jordan's are so bad they're scaly LOL Jeff says it's probably from that soap (in the pool) that dries them out… JeJo hammock - they feel they can’t be affectionate 5:52 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the hammock...after Jordan points out how scaly her legs are, she snuggles into Jeff... Shelly jokingly yells out "disgusting!"...they smile and Jeff says "we can't even hug in here because then people will be like ugh, it's Brendon and Rachel" ...Shelly says they never do that stuff...Jordan sits up and they start talking about Brendon's initials being carved into the door in the HOH bathroom… JeJo hammock - Don’t dress like Rachel 5:53 - 5:58 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking while on the hammock...they are chatting with Shelly about the initials that are carved in the bathroom door(s)...Jordan says it's a little cool out...Jeff agrees...Rachel is outside now...Jeff says he's going to carve Raychell's so she'll get in trouble...Jordan whispers how it's so funny how Rachel loves sparkles...Shelly says she's not doing any carving...Jeff whispers something inaudible and then, while looking at Rachel's outfit, says to Jordan "what if you came out dressed like that?" Jordan says "what would you do?" Jeff says "oh my God" Jordan says "would you be mad?" Jeff says "I'd take your temperature" Jordan giggles and says Jeff would say "why are you dressed like that?"...Jeff says "yes"...Jordan asks what Jeff is cooking tonight?...Jeff says Adam wants to make steaks...Jeff says he wants to nap, he's not motivated to do anything else...Jordan says her either...Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan asks if it doesn't feel like a Monday or something?...Jeff says it's Friday...Jordan says it's one of those days it doesn't like a Friday...Jeff says in there, nothing feels like anything...they both yawn LOL Jordan says the nominations took awhile...Jeff disagrees saying it felt fast... Dani comes out with some slop fried pickles (sucking up...) and gets Jeff to try them... they agree they're good...Dani leaves after Jordan compliments her on her jeans (which I think are ugly lol)... Jordan is like the Blind Melon girl - skip! 5:58 - 6 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock...Jeff starts singing a Blind Melon song and says Jordan always makes him think of Blind Melon with her outfit...Jordan giggles...Jeff says that Jordan should put those glasses on and skip around the yard...Jordan says she did have them didn't she?...Jeff yells out to Adam to get his nerd glasses so that Jordan can put them on and skip around the yard... They chat a little with Rachel who is sitting on the couch in the BY area...they talk about what they should do to keep busy...Jeff says Jordan is going to skip around... ...Jordan says she even had a black hat too...Jeff says yeah, she was a bumblebee...Jeff says she has to skip around...Adam hands Jordan the glasses...Jeff says Jordan should have to wear them, they look better with the outfit...Jordan says she looks like a nerd...Jeff says "skip!" Jordan skips! all across the backyard CUTE! Rachel and Shelly tell her she looks cute & good in glasses... Jeff says it's like the Blind Melon video...palm trees… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA Laundry love 8:02 PM Jeff is folding laundry at the pool table...Jordan is sitting with Shelly and Kalia, she gets up and asks Jeff if he needs help?...JeJo are off camera for a little bit then audio goes on and off them...MUTE KALIA & ADAM ...cams go on them...Jordan helps Jeff fold laundry and Shelly is there as well doing hers...Jordan goes to bring something upstairs...Jeff picks up a pile and says "hey love ♥, bring these upstairs, please"...he hands her the pile...he then says "oh wait, hold on, could you just bring this whole bag up there love ♥?"...Jeff hands her the bag inside the house and says "here love ♥, please" Psychoanalyzing Jeff 8:42 PM Jordan is in the hot tub talking to Kalia and Shelly who are sitting on the couches (let me rephrase that...Kalia is talking non-stop while Jordan patiently listens and pretends to care... Shelly gets up to do some laundry and says she's not a good cook, Tony does it and then asks Jordan if Jeff does all the cooking?...Jordan says she doesn't cook, she cleans up...Kalia says she cooks more than cleans, she'd love to have a guy that could cook every day for her...Jordan barely responds to her, saying yeah...Shelly yells over that Tony and Jeff would get along...Jordan says "didn't you say Tony cooks?"...Shelly says yeah, they're both like that uhh, Jeff is a little standoffish when you first meet him until he knows who you are and then he'll talk, very friendly but he takes awhile, ykwim? he scared her when he first came in the house...Jordan says "really?"...Shelly says you're respectful of Jeff, that's how Tony is, kind of like yes sir...Kalia says there are people in this world that have strong personalities that come into a room and command respect...Shelly says she thought whoa! she's not messing with Jeff and he commands respect...(WTF are they talking about here...I don't agree with this at all) Jordan says "really?"...Shelly describes how it was meeting Brendon and Rachel but Jeff demanded respect, like a dad, he's not one you just start cutting up with, he's the kind of person that you wait to approach you, he'll feel you out and stand back... Jordan says one thing she likes about Jeff is that he's very upfront, honest and blunt about things and if she's acting like a butt, he'll call her out...Shelly asks if she ever calls him out? (I hate this line of questioning implying Jeff has the upper hand in the relationship...) Jordan says "oh yeah"...Shelly says they have that understanding then...Jordan says "oh yeah, we fight all the time...I'm dead serious, we fight all the time...it's stupid stuff and then we'll be over it in 10 minutes" Shelly says that is the kind of fights she likes...Kalia goes on blabbering about HER relationship, HER boyfriend, HER sister and her husband, yadda yadda yadda Mrs Schroeder/Jeff mentioning their kids 8:53 - 8:56 PM Jordan is still sitting by the hot tub, she's chatting with Rachel, Kalia and Shelly...they're talking about marriage...Rachel says she feels like she felt very clear with Brendon that he would be the one...Shelly says that Jordan is going to get married one day and she already knows what the initials on the napkins will be...Mrs. Schroeder!...Shelly imitating Jordan says "Shelly!! stop that!" Jordan says "you don't know"...Shelly says she knows...Jeff scares Shelly through the kitchen window and Shelly calls him a jerk...Shelly says that she can tell just by the way Jeff talks about them that it's going to be them...Kalia says they were playing that game the other day and Jeff said "if we have a kid"...Shelly says she picked up on that immediately...Rachel wants to know when he said that? Kalia says it was when they were playing that game...Shelly says how Jeff was saying that their kids would be cute but not very smart...Kalia says oh, that was a different time because it was the other night they were playing the game with the names and Jeff said if they have a kid it would be this name, it was the alphabet game...Shelly says "that's twice!"...Jordan says "oh well then I didn't pick up on that, I must have just ignored it" (you sure did Jordan, that's why you got nervous and excused yourself from the room as soon as Jeff brought it up lol)...Kalia repeats what Jeff said and control room...they tease Jordan about how they are always saying "love" this "love" that...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jordan says they all started something ...Shelly says "go tell them Mrs. Schroeder"... Where’s Jordan/pool table affection 9:14 PM Jeff, Rachel and Adam are playing pool...Jeff asks "where's Jordan? sleeping?"...Adam says she went to the DR...Jeff says oh yeah... Jordan comes outside She says hello...Jeff says "ello love ♥ "...Adam says the countdown has begun (getting rid of the unitard)...Jordan says 3 more hours...Adam says "normal clothes again?"...Jordan says yes, she feels like she's gaining so much weight too...Rachel says "what?"...Jordan says she's wearing this and not in her normal clothes...Rachel says you feel gross?...Jordan says yeah, that's how she feels, does she look like she's put on a bunch cuz she's put on 7 lbs...Rachel says no... Jeff asks where Jordan is going? to the hot tub?...Jordan says that's her spot, she feels like she's getting diarrhea. Jordan walks towards Jeff...Jeff extends his arm for a hug...Jeff kisses Jordan's face and then hugs her... Jeff gives her a squeeze and Jordan says that feels good cuz her back is sore...Jeff squeezes her again and rubs her back...Jordan says she thinks she does need to pool 🤨 Jeff says to go in the HOH and chill...Jordan is going to go blow it up, she leaves… Cute smile at Jordo 9:23 PM Jeff is still playing pool with Rachel and Adam...Jordan comes back outside and as she walks by Jeff to go to the hot tub Jeff gives her a cute little smile… Lover! hey love, heyyy love 9:27 - 9:30 PM Jeff and Rachel are playing pool...alcohol has arrived, 4 beers and a bottle of wine...Rachel asks Jordan, who is in the hot tub, if she wants any?...Jordan says no, thank you...Jeff says "have a glass"...Jordan doesn't want to... They keep discussing who is going to have what...Rachel goes inside... Jordan calls out "loverrr!" ♥ Jeff says "hey-lo" Jeff sings "hey love, heyyy love" ♥ Jordan asks Jeff to come over there...he does...they talk game… JeJo rip on Rachel’s DRs 11:55 - 11:59 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...they are talking about the house and talk turns to Jordan and Jeff ripping on Rachel's DR sessions, how they must be so over the top and always about Brennon! Jeff's are particularly spot on and funny!