August 6
HN room - crying chat/little snuggle
12:16 - 12:25 AM
Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Rachel chat in the HN room about how crazy the house is and so much crying is going on, a little later Shelly leaves and then Rachel gets quiet, ready to sleep...Jeff and Jordan chat, Jordan snuggles into Jeff a little and then the feeds go to control room and switch off of them…
Jeff won the veto !!
10:07 AM
Feeds come back from trivia for the POV competition...Jordan & Rachel are in the HN room...Rachel is sad, she says she didn't win the veto and is so mad at herself...Jordan says Rachel is not going to win every competition and she gives Rachel a little pep talk...Shelly comes in and they talk about the comp...
Dani & Kalia are upstairs saying Rachel is going home, end of story because....Jeff won the veto!!
First JeJo talk after Jeff’s POV win
11:06 - 11:15 AM
Jeff and Jordan chat in the HN room...Jordan tells Jeff that when they talk to Kalia, if she says she's the pawn, she's going to get out of control, flip out, look like an idiot so it's best she stay down there...Jeff says he'll go talk to her, he already told her that he'd win veto and come after her...
Jeff says that if Kalia puts Jordan up as the pawn, he's going to break it down for Kalia because it'll be the last time he ever talks to her 1. she lied to him, he told her to f**k off 2. he told her to not put him up cuz he'd win the veto 3. Jordan goes up and she's 150% being nominated next week...Jordan says she'll tell her to eff herself and she'll walk away, she will lose her cool...Jordan says she kept telling her good luck in the comp, she's trying to sugarcoat it but if Rachel would've won, the target would be Jeff...Jeff says no shit, he just wanted to win...
Jordan says "you did good!"...Jeff says it was perfect...Jordan felt she contributed to the win...Jeff says she did, he swears to God...Jeff explains how the comp went down and how Jordan helped him...Jordan can't believe Adam kept up...Jeff too...Jeff can't believe Adam smoked right after, it was making him sick...Jordan says it was so close, by 2...Jeff says it doesn't matter how close it is, it worked out perfectly...Jordan says it would be so funny if Kalia puts up Porsche...Jeff says Kalia is already nervous trying to be his friend...they talk about how their convo last night with Dani, Jeff doesn't get how Dani doesn't buy into the twist...
Jeff doesn't really think Jordan will be put up as a pawn especially since Jordan said what she did during the nomination ceremony, if she does put her up she's an idiot, she made 3 people mad and Rachel's coming back so her HOH is going to be a waste...Jordan says she'd love to see Rachel go and come back to battle it out with Dani but she wouldn't mind (leaving to come back)...Jeff shoots down that idea real quick, he says "GTFO of here, don't even talk like that, you're not going up"...Jordan says she wouldn't mind having a break from here, they would all kill it
Jeff says Jordan is going to see it from theh house because Rachel is coming right back...Jeff says he's going to start getting on a roll...Jordan says with Rachel here Jeff won't be the target...Jeff agrees, he says he finally won something...they talk about the comp again...
Jeff imagines what if Jordan ran into him accidentally and made him lose...Jordan says Jeff would kill her, literally...Jeff laughs saying he's probably get real pissed because she ran past him twice, she ran right into him twice and he thought he couldn't get into that conversation, he had to focus because if he did tell her that she would've taken it the wrong way and tried to talk to him during it so he didn't bother...Jordan says it's good he didn't say anything...Jeff says for Jordan to realize that she's out of the competition and don't run in front of him...Jordan tries to say she was getting the ball...Jeff asks why? was she rushing to get back in the competition?...Jordan giggles, she says she was so mad, she dropped her ball at 50 something...Jeff says that's why she should've had some cheese, some winekin & cheese cries LOL
Jeff giggles...Jordan says nooo...Jordan needs to shower outside...Jeff thinks she should've showered after the comp, wasn't she hot?...Jordan says "not really"...Jeff says "yeah you were really busting your ass"...Jordan laughs saying it's funny...Jeff says it's sad
What’s up vagina monologues?
11:15 AM
Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the HN room after Jeff's win...Jeff is using blotting paper to get the oil off his forehead, he loves all the fun products girls have...Jordan says he's so stupid...Jeff says he was ripping them yesterday, he was pissed, he's gotta stop that, he doesn't like feeling like that...Jordan says pissed?...Jeff says no, gassed, he hasn't run in the house, just does the elliptical and he cruises, usually at home he does the treadmill, his legs are already sore just from running a mile "what's up vagina monologues?"
Jeff says thank God he pulled it out, if Brendon was there he would've smashed it because of his arms...feeds switch out…
Jordan busts out Jeff’s mannerisms
11:17 - 11:21 AM
Feeds switch back to the HN room from the HOH room, JeJo are chatting...Jordan tells Jeff to not be mad at her for not going up to the HOH room, she doesn't want to embarrass herself...Jeff says it's fine...
Jordan rubs Jeff's face saying "I love your scruff"
Jeff asks when is the nomination ceremony?...Jordan says Monday...Jeff says Kalia is nervous now because he told her...Jordan says he can say "no" (with his hand motion)...Jeff thinks he just did that to somebody, he doesn't notice he does that, he thinks it's when he gets real pissed...Jordan giggles, props herself up and shows Jeff how he does it saying nooo...Jeff cracks up!
Jordan says that's what he does, she's serious...Jeff says when he gets pissed he doesn't know what he does and she has got it down to a tee, she's not listening to what he's saying but watching his mannerisms...Jordan says when he gets mad, he does this facial expression...Jeff says the best was yesterday when Kalia told him she wanted Jeff to play in the veto and he was thinking why would she want to pick Jeff for HG choice so then she tells him he was going up (on the block), he didn't know what she meant, did Jordan know?...Jordan knew what she meant, she saw Jeff's face...
Jeff says he was like "what?"...Jordan adds "I'm going up?"...Jeff says then he got pissed...Jordan says Jeff does this thing with his face, she knows she's not going to do it right but it's something with his mouth and eyes, he'll say "what the f**k!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says his mouth, lips and eyes, he does this face, when he's real pissed he always says the F word, he does it all the time and he'll say "what was that!? does that even fu**ing make sense?"...Jeff cracks up...
Jordan now cracks up saying Jeff throws in a couple jabs...Jeff says "at the person I'm mad at?"...Jordan imitates Jeff saying "does she even know what's going on? no" insert finger wagging LOL...Jeff says "you're a fu**ing asshole"
Jordan says she always forgets to point it out to him when he's pissed...Jeff says she can't talk to him when he's like that, he'd get so pissed at her...Jordan says it's like when she does that thing with her lip, he does something weird with his mouth and his eyes get all closed in and slanted and his hands do something too, that's how she knows he's really mad and the F bombs fly every sentence, it's really funny...Jeff says he's glad she gets amused instead of listening to what he's trying to express...Jordan says he uses hand motions a lot...Jeff says he uses his hands a lot, he even does it in the DR, he can't talk without using them, Zsolt used to tell him dude, relax with his hands, just put his arms down LOL!
Jordan says Jeff uses his hands when he's talking, even when saying me and Jordan do the LD thing...Jeff says he likes to paint a picture...more hand talk and then feeds switch to the HOH room...
Jeff will hook it up for his love
2:06 PM
Jeff & Adam are sitting outside on the couches talking about food, Jeff wishes he could put steaks on the grill. Rachel, who is nearby, says that the catfish could be grilled, it's almost like steak Jeff sighs, "no, it's not, let's be honest"...
Jordan wanders by with her shower supplies in hand and says she's going to shower out there (they are have-nots)...Jeff smiles at her
Adam says the hose is behind the couch...Jeff says "you just gotta hook it up...I'll hook it up for you love" ♥ ...Jeff gets up to do that saying he has to get his sandals...Adam tells him to check out the grill. Jeff says he will and tells Jordan "hold on love, I'll get my sandals & put it over there for you"...Jeff goes inside to do that & gets called to the DR, meanwhile Adam has already gotten the hose out for Jordan...
Hey stupid come here
3:11 - 3:13 PM
Jordan and Rachel are on the lounger in the BY talking game...Jeff comes outside and asks how the fish was...Rachel says "hey Big Jeff"...Jordan says "hey stupid, come here"
Jeff comes over and asks "what?"...Jordan says that Kalia came up to her and wanted to talk and she told her she wanted to wait on Jeff...Jeff asks why she didn't go talk to her?...Jordan says because she doesn't know what to say, she'll probably say the wrong thing and get mad and she told Jeff that she doesn't want to go up there...
Jeff asks if she wants to go up there now? who's up there? they'll wait until everyone's gone...Jordan says Jeff can go up there and talk to her... (Jordan's stubbornness about this isn't making Jeff happy)...
Jeff asks if that isn't rude?...they say no...Jeff says "that you're not even going?"...pause...Jordan says if she does go she's not saying anything...Jeff says he'll just go up there, I don't give a f**k, he'll go up there and say if Jordan's going up there's nothing to talk about and he'll leave...Jeff leaves...Jordan says "he'll do it, he'll do all the talking, he's better at talking"...
Lounger talk about Kalia
3:31 - 3:34 PM
Jeff and Jordan are in the lounger in the BY...Jeff is eating, Jordan is tanning...Jeff fills in Jordan on the talk he had with Kalia, she said she would never ever put Jordan up, that's the last bit of trust they had, she promise, she'll tell them the whole plan...Jordan doesn't trust anything because if Rachel won Jeff would be going, did Jeff tell her that she didn't want to go talk to her?...Jeff says he told Kalia that she's been crabby and there's no need for her to talk to her if she's going up, Kalia said she's not so Jeff said they'd go talk, is that good?...Jordan says yeah, it doesn't matter if she went up because Rachel's going home...Jeff says Kalia's word matters...Jordan says it doesn't...Jeff says it does so Jordan can stick her...Jordan says Kalia might be thinking of a new plan to backtrack...
Jordan asks if Jeff is working out tonight?...Jeff says maybe, when the sun goes down, it's hot as hell out there...Jeff finishes eating and goes inside...
Bathroom to the purple room - opposite Jordan
3:42 - 3:47 PM
Feeds switch to the bathroom just before the 3:43pm mark...Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff is on the lounger, Jordan is changing in the shower stall...they are talking about Rachel wanting Jordan to say a bunch of stuff to Kalia...Jeff says when they go to talk to Kalia make her think that at best she'd have a 3-3 tie for Rachel to stay and she could break it...Jordan says ok...Jeff says to let her think she's got the power...Jeff says "what are you doing in there?"...
Jordan smiles...Jeff puts on her sunglasses and Jordan giggles...Jeff asks if Jordan is walking?...Jordan says she was going to do situps or something...Jeff says it's burning out there...Jordan says "give me something to do"...Jeff wants to go lay down and talk...Jordan says she can do that...they decide to go into the purple room but not before Jordan has to go back to the bathroom to get her mic and Jeff goes to get a blanket from their room...
They meet up in the purple room...Jeff goes in first and gets comfy under the blanket...Jordan comes in and shuts the door, she sees her reflection and says she can tell she's lost weight, can Jeff tell?...Jeff mmm, hmm's saying he can...Jordan gets on the bed saying she's doing the opposite of their season, theirs by the end she had blown up like a fish...Jeff knows...Jeff says "you were a big girl...I'm just joking"...Jordan says "you like big girl cuz you stuck with one"...
Purple room - Jordan helped Jeff/twist talk
3:47 - 3:56 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Jeff says "ahh, isn't it nice to win something? f**k"...Jordan says "you feel good?"...Jeff says he does, real good, for his nation...Jordan feels like she contributed to it...Jeff says she did, he wouldn't have known where he was, that's what he needed on the gumball thing...Jordan says she'll remember next time because it was too busy to watch other people, he wouldn't have been able to look up and count...Jeff says he never even looked at his board until it said 300...Jordan says she dropped hers at around 100...Jeff says that Shelly was mad at Rachel, Rachel gets so competitive and does stuff like that and then feels bad about it...they talk about what happened during the comp...
Jeff says it was perfect, perfect because he was just keeping pace with Adam and knew he could blow by him...Jordan says Jeff did good, real good...Jordan says Shelly is acting strange, she's starting to lose it a little bit...Jordan thinks she needs to win HOH, she's missing her family...Jeff says she's getting emotional and she's not that type...Jordan says in here it's like that...they talk about what Rachel and Kalia talked about, she was trying, it doesn't hurt, she didn't want her to go up there and start something but she didn't want to not go up there...Jeff says Rachel's not going anywhere...
Jordan says she wants Rachel to stay and win HOH and stick it to them...Jeff says if that happened and they got Dani out next week, it would be super bedazzled awesome, it'd be so good, Rachel would give it to her all week and they wouldn't have to do anything...Jordan says she would love to see them battle it out, as long as Rachel is there, Jeff isn't the target...
Jordan says what she hates is that Kalia doesn't see that it made Jordan mad that Jeff was put up because if Rachel won who would she put up beside Jeff? she wants to sit there and act like everything's fine? no! when she came after Jeff and threw that stone then now she's done with her...Jeff says "it's over" Jordan isn't going to say it's ok, it's ok, you nominated Jeff...Jeff says there's a little window that they can work with them and then backstab them...Jordan doesn't trust Dani...Jeff says it's just to get them safety and then bam, it doesn't hurt, he already told Dani he'd put up floaters and he'll just backdoor her and he'll say "you tried to f**k me week 2, you think I forgot? you fu**ing stupid bitch"...
Jordan says that she said in the DR that Rachel making Dani uncomfortable was how Dick would be to somebody...Jeff nods yes...Jeff says they need Rachel to come back or they need Porsche out of there for the votes...Jordan says it seems like they're the only 3 that think someone is coming back...Jeff says it's because they're the only ones that it's an advantage for...Jordan says everyone else is discounting it, she thinks they'll find out more on Thursday, Julie will come back and tell them something after someone is evicted...Jeff thinks Julie might say it at the top of show like a warning, she already said "be careful", he doesn't understand what more of a sign it is? if people are going to think it's bs, what bs? they told us it was going to happen, what don't they see?
Jordan doesn't think Julie said "may"...Jeff says she said "has the chance"...they go over the wording...Jeff says if he was HOH this week he wouldn't take a shot at Dani, he doesn't see how Kalia didn't see it that way and put up 2 of them...Rachel is trying to get in but can't get the door to open so Jordan gets up to open it for her...
Purple room - JeJo chat w/Rachel - “that’s just Jeff”
4:07 - 4:11 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the purple room...JeJo are sleepy, they say they can't sleep in the HN room, the lights are so bad in there...Jeff says he can sleep better in the purple room with the lights on though...they talk about the POV comp...Rachel has some different views from Jeff on how it went down and they giggle and discuss that...Jeff gets a little testy, he says Rachel overthinks things and then he says that how Rachel is talking makes it sound he didn't outright win the comp, he did!
Rachel says Jeff did win...Jeff says "what are you talking about?(then)"...Jordan steps in and says "his attitude is like that, don't think he's being mean"...Rachel says she knows goshhh...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks Rachel what she's saying? that Adam threw the comp? he got 298 on purpose and then he backed down?...Rachel says she never said that (umm, she actually did say that)...Jeff asks what she's saying?...Rachel says "I'm not talking to you anymore, gosh, Jeff, I'm not saying that"...Jordan keeps giggling...Rachel says she thinks Jeff would've won anyways, he was the best one out there...
Jeff starts to talk again and Jordan says "Jeff! quit talking to her like that, you're freaking her out"...Jeff says he can't understand her...Jordan says that's how Jeff is, you have to understand it, she used to think he was being so mean to her, he'd be like "what are you saying? what are you talking about? do you understand?" but she understands him now, that's just Jeff...Jeff gets called to the DR...
Rachel says "they're going to be like, Jeff please stop being mean to all the girls in the house"
Jeff says "Rachel, please form a sentence that makes sense, so that other humans can understand your language"
Rachel says "Jeff, please quit hating on Rachel when she's in a very fragile state"
Jeff leaves, not agreeing with Rachel saying that he would have come back and won even if he dropped his balls at 200...Rachel tells Jeff to believe in himself more...Jeff says alright...
Rachel says Jeff is such a hater Jordan says "that's just Jeff, that's his attitude, that's how he is, I used to cry all the time thinking he's mean, that's just how he is"
“You did your face love”
4:15 - 4:20 PM
Jordan and Rachel are chatting in the purple room...Jeff walks by and puts his glass down on the table and goes to the bathroom...he and Rachel trade jabs and then he comes back, he realizes he's going to need another blanket and goes to get one...Rachel says sorry...Rachel asks if Jeff has any sisters?...Jordan says no, only brothers...palm trees...
Jeff is back getting on the bed and they're talking about Brendon's speech...Jeff says when he sees someone crying and teary eyed he gets a little teary eyed, even during a movie, if Jordan cried in front of him, he'd get teary eyed...Rachel can't believe it, she says if she cried Jeff would make fun of her...Jeff says when she cries for the 800th time his tear ducts ignore her crying, between her, Jordan and Shelly with the tears he can't take it, it's time for tough love, honestly, it's like "let me help you pack", Big Jeff has down moments too, nobody cares about his moments, you're on the block? no! I can't drink a milkshake..."what do you mean? I'm going home!"...they giggle...
Jordan says "you did your face love" ♥
Jeff smiles and says he wasn't really mad about it...Jordan says no, that's how he did his face she was talking about...Jeff says if BB does a compilation with that as the lead, he'll be pissed...Rachel says "you guys are so cute" Jordan thanks her...they talk about the DR and palm trees…
Purple room chat w/Rachel - siblings & moving away
4:20 - 4:23 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Rachel asks Jeff if he has a lot of brothers?...Jeff says two...Rachel asks if he's the middle child?...Jeff says no the bottom...Jordan says he's the baby...Jeff wonders why she thought that?...Rachel says she was just wondering...Jordan says she's in the middle...Rachel says you are? duh, she knew that...Jeff says the middle one is usually the calm one (I beg to differ ) ...Jordan says that's me...Rachel says she's the oldest but sometimes people think she acts like the youngest...Jordan asks if her sister is mature?...Rachel says yes more mature than her...Jordan says it's probably because she has a kid and was married already...Rachel says she just kind of grew up but she just moved to Vegas when she was 22...Jeff says from NC?...Rachel says yeah...Jeff asks what made her just move?
Rachel says she applied for and was offered a job in Henderson which she didn't even know was near Vegas, she also got offered a job in Chicago...Jeff asks doing what?...Rachel says a chemical job and a health conferences job...Jeff asks if there wasn't work in NC or she just wanted to get out?...Rachel says her original plan a few years ago was to go do something different and then move back to NC, maybe get married and settle down but she wanted to go and do something on her own because she went to college 4 hours away from her parents but she just wanted to have more independence, make her own money, make her own life, if she failed, she failed but she just wanted to try so she got the job in Nevada and moved there and worked there for a few months and realized she could make a lot of money doing cocktail waitressing, she was a chemical technologist, did chemical sales and then cocktail waitressing and she made more money doing that...palm trees...
Purple room chat - JeJo chat w/Rachel - Vegas cabana girl
4:23 - 4:33 PM
Jeff, Jordan and Rachel continue chatting in the purple room...Rachel is talking about where she worked in Vegas...Jeff says she just killed it huh? he can't even imagine, he knows they make a toney of money...palm trees...Jordan asks how much she'd make in a day? a summer day? by the pool...Rachel says $1200...Jordan is shocked! she says "in a day!!?"...Rachel says yeah...palm trees...Rachel says she was responsible with her money...Jeff wants Rachel to tell her how much it was? (biggest tip)...Rachel is hesitant to say...they press her and she admits more than $1000...Jeff can't take it, lol, he says "more than $1000 tip!!?? someone tipped you more than $1000!!??...Rachel says yeah for sure from one person...Jeff says wtf? who was it Bill Gates?...Rachel says no...
Jeff says that's crazy talk...Jordan says that's a lot of money, you'd have your rent in one night...Jeff says that's stupid, Vegas is stupid, he hates it but he loves it...Jordan says she needs to go to Vegas to experience it...Rachel says it's not like that anymore...palm trees...Jeff asks if she would just party?...Rachel says no, her job was the party, she went to school & worked, in the summer she'd work during the day, while in school she'd work full time at night but only 3 days a week...
Jeff imitates Rachel doing her job being like "hey guys, what can I get you to drink? you want shots?"...Jordan says she can so see her doing that...Rachel says she was good at her job...Jordan asks if they made her give a spiel?...Rachel says she had a whole spiel...they egg Rachel on to pretend she's their cocktail waitress in their cabana...Rachel seems shy to do it but she says ok...she gets up and Jeff says she already has her outfit on...Rachel says her bikini was smaller than this and she'd wear 4 inch wedges...Jordan asks if she felt self-concious?...Rachel says no, she's by the pool and everyone else is wearing bikinis...
Jeff asks if Rachel ever showed a nipple for her tip? Rachel says no! Jeff, no!...Rachel goes to start but feels embarrassed right now...Jeff isn't buying it Rachel says to pretend it's just the two of them and they have a $4000 mininum...Jeff says a minimum? they have minimums?...Rachel says yeah...Jordan is shocked again, $4000 for a cabana?...Jeff says what can they get for $4000?...Rachel says don't worry, she'll sell it to them or maybe a $2000 since there's 2 of them...
Jeff says to just come in the door...Rachel walks in and sits right down on the bed and chats them up...it's cute and she's in her element for sure...she asks where they're from...Jeff is from Minnesota and Jordan is from Florida LOL Rachel asks what they're celebrating?...Jeff's brother just won the lotto, the Minnesota state lottery but his brother passed away in a car accident and he was left all the money LOL! Oh Jeff!
The story switches, now his brother is at the blackjack tables...Rachel says Jeff is lucky to have a beautiful girl with him...Jeff says he bought her too...Jordan says Jeffff! Rachel says "honey you're worth it" LOL
Rachel does her sales pitch and it works! Dom Rose & Patron shots for everyone!! LOL
Rachel tells them the Dom was $1500 & the Patron was $4500 so they just spent $6000 They can't believe it!! Jeff says they should be finding out what these people do (that can afford this) instead of going insane in this house for a half a million dollars...Rachel says what was she thinking last summer...Jeff is outraged, how do you even write on a menu that this bottle costs that? where do you get the balls...Jordan says if you don't ask, then you don't care...Rachel says his brother won the lotto why not? (she has a point!)
Jeff says it's because it's $4500 if he went to the liquor store it'd be $50...Rachel says she's sold 10L of champagne before, she's the champion of selling 3L champagne or a 5L...Jordan asks if anyone has ever complained about the cost?...Rachel says she shows them the menu first...Jordan says when people are on vacation they spend money...Jeff says let's get serious?...Jordan says it's Vegas...Jeff says you could get a car, a beater for that that gets you around...Rachel says she doesn't know where they get the money...Jeff says he'd have to be fu**ed up for 3 months to spend that and still he would think about it...Jordan says that was good...Jeff asks about food...palm trees...
Purple room - leg foot rub
4:56 - 4:59 PM
Feeds return to the purple room after extended palm trees...Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Adam & Porsche are chatting now...Jeff is talking about a place where everything they served was "mini"...Rachel says she loves Tapas places, her favorite place in Vegas is Firefly...they haven't heard of it, she says they serve the best sangria there...Jeff loves sangria...Porsche leaves...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's leg, she says that Firefly is also a sweet tea vodka, it's so good...Jordan rubs Jeff's foot semi-accidentally LOL and Jeff says "love ♥ ...rub it, rub it" Jordan says "snuggle with me"...Jeff says his foot is sore...
They just look at each other...Jordans says "after this, I'm gonna go over there and snuggle with you"...Jeff says "okay"...Jordan says "you never do"...Jeff says "yes I do"...Jordan keeps rubbing while Rachel and Adam talk about Vegas...
Jeff joins in saying if you don't have a black card how are you supposed to get anything in Vegas...palm trees...
Purple room - snuggling/footsie/butt slaps & rubs
5:02 - 5:18 PM
Feeds return from palm trees just before the 5:03pm mark...Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Rachel are still chatting in the purple room but Jordan has now made good on her earlier promise and is snuggling with Jeff
They're chatting about Vegas and how ridiculous the price of everything is there especially in the nightclubs...Jeff says he hates nightclubs...Rachel says she'd rather take the $4500 some people spend on expensive tequila and go on a really nice vacation, Jeff too, he says you could go on a nice vacation to Europe and drink and eat for 2 weeks...Rachel says she could go on her honeymoon...they talk about cost of bottles at clubs and how it makes them sick...
Jordan grabs a tighter hold of Jeff and Jeff reaches back to touch Jordan's butt and Jordan starts playing footsie with Jeff...Jeff plays back (on Cam 4)
They continue talking about nightclubs...Jeff rubs Jordan's butt/hip...he says he doesn't even like going unless it's a special occasion, he can't even stand it, he guesses he is getting old, you have to yell in there just to talk...Rachel agrees and says she loves lounges...Jeff too...
Jeff starts slapping Jordan's butt over and over
They talk about how old they are...Adam says Jordan is like 19...Jeff says Jordan doesn't go anywhere, she likes Taco Bell Jeff smiles...Jordan groans and squeezes Jeff...they keep talking about nightclubs and the guys who are total tools who frequent them, Rachel says she can't stand them...Jeff says those guys are like Rehab in Vegas with the dark skin, tattoos and big chains, that's what those bars are like, it's fu**ing disgusting...Adam says he's so glad those types aren't in the house...Rachel says those types of guys are the only types she's not a big fan, their attitude, she dealt with it for so long in Vegas...
They start talking about Jersey Shore and how those types are everywhere, that's why Jeff can't believe that group is still successful, you can find that type on every corner in the Jersey Shore...Adam thought they might change the cast...Jeff says they say when you find something special it's hard to change it up...Rachel says MTV always uses the same people over and over...Rachel talks about Real World and says her friend Carley was on it, she was in a season just like theirs, half returnees, half newbies, she was a newbie, she got paired up with a returnee, they do challenges, live in a house and get evicted just like BB...they continue talking about Real World, the Miz & Rachel's friend...
Talk then turns to the POV comp, it was pretty physical but was only a mile distance, it involved eye hand co-ordination...Jeff talks about how he thought Adam was going to give up but he kept at it...palm trees...continued talk between palm trees about the POV comp & some giggles over their greek names...Jeff was Jeffestivus (?)...Rachel was Rachefone (?)...Jordan was Jordana...Jeff slaps Jordan's butt again Shelly was Shellipso and Kalia's was Kaliadite...Jeff says all he knows is his rhymed with Festivus...for the rest of us more palm trees...
Jeff rubs Jordan's butt LOL Adam says something crass and Jeff says he didn't need to go there, it was nasty, he didn't need to say it that plain, right Jordan?...Jordan says yes and releases her death grip on Jeff Jeff says that every time Jordan says something like her and her friend hooked up, Jeff will say "dude, did they f**k?" and Jordan will say "Jeff! don't be so plain"...Adam and Rachel don't get it...Jordan says plain means it sounds so vulgar, so bad...Rachel is umm, she says she's so cute...Jordan says "did they have sex sounds better than did they eff"...Jeff says if Jordan's friend is banging some dude after one night then yeah, they f**ed (he has a point lol)...Adam says "they didn't make love"...Jeff switches positions saying that Jordan's foot is going up his butt!...Jordan says no! she was comfortable...Jeff wasn't especially because it was her foot LOL Adam says another creepy thing and Jeff says he's gonna go pee before Jordan gets comfy...
Purple room - lovers lane chat
5:19 - 5:26 PM
Jeff returns to the purple room where Jordan, Rachel and Adam are continuing talking...Jeff gets in the bed next to Jordan...Jordan cuddles Jeff and Jeff covers them with the blanket...they talk about how they've been in there 36 days and to Rachel it seems like just yesterday but to Jeff it seems like a long time ago...Rachel says it seems like just yesterday her and Brendon were in the hotel room...Jordan and Rachel both smile...Jeff says "being plain?" LOL Rachel says "a lot of being plain, that's all we did"
They talk about the POV comp, what is was called and why, the story/myth behind the Greek dude Jeff talks about the Greek themed POV comp on their season (wine on the sidelines) Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand and holds it...Jeff says he didn't play that competition...
They talk about Adam's birthday a little and then Jeff says that he hasn't heard anything about jury yet...Rachel says Tuesday is the halfway point, that's when they told them last season they were in jury...Rachel explains that BB gives them a big halfway party and even the HN's get to eat so Jeff and Jordan can eat, even beer...Jeff says he remembers them having a party for them too...then he farts Jordan protests "Jeff!"...Jeff asks what's under there, he lifts up the blanket...Adam says it's a Dutch oven...Jeff looks at Jordan so sweetly just as Rachel says their party was after Lover's Lane...how apropos
Jeff says "Lover's Lane"...Rachel says aww, Lover's Lane, you guys were here last summer at this time, they were here this Saturday last summer...Jeff and Jordan say "wow and Jeff sings "Happy Anniversary"
Rachel says Lover's Lane Anniversary when Brendon threw a ball...Jeff says "I was supposed to stay here"...Rachel says I know, why didn't you?...Jeff says it's because they were too dramatic...Rachel says "we are?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Rachel says "weird"...Jeff says "very weird"...Adam asks if Jordan and Jeff were supposed to stay here?...Jordan says not me...Jeff says just him...Adam says "stay the night?"...Jeff says yeah because it was a theme, his show was on cbs.com and he was staying all over for free so the BB house was going to put him up for the night but they got all dramatic and they told Jeff they didn't need him anymore LOL Rachel doesn't think they were that dramatic...Adam asks if they wanted to tie it in...Jeff says yeah but they didn't want him interrupting the show...
Rachel asks if she got dramatic?...Jeff says that was when her and Brendon got split up...Rachel says oh yeah...Jeff says she was, please...they talk about Brendon throwing/missing the ball at Jeff while Jeff and Jordan share chapstick...Rachel says that history has repeated itself and she's leaving week 5 again, same veto, same week coming back to say "I'm back bitches!", they talk about her floaters grab a life vest line and she admits it took her a week to make it up...Jeff laughs...Rachel says she was stewing for a week at the floaters and she goes on to describe how that week went down...
HN room - Jeff kinda likes pissed off Jordan
10:10 - 10:17 PM
Jeff joins Jordan who is in the HN room laying down...Jeff says "love stop sleeping, you're never gonna fu**ing go to sleep"...Jordan says she's just laying down...Jeff asks why she left?...Jordan says it's cold in there...Jeff tells her to put socks on...Jordan says she does but there's nowhere to go, Rachel's in the purple room...Jeff says it's funny that Rachel was in here, then went to the purple room to be with people and no one is in there...Jordan says Rachel is a lot of work...Jeff says she's like 4 years old, if she doesn't understand that she needs to grow up and not be nine, she's super needy, she expects attention all the time, he doesn't play like that, he doesn't play with Jordan like that so why would he with her? she has to be in his ear 24/7, listen, let him eat first and then if there's leftover eat it, she already ate 15 of them and he was cooking for 2 hours, she doesn't realize that? he can't baby her, she's gotta learn tough love sometimes, he can't tell her every single day that it's going to be alright and okay, come talk to them, can't he be with Jordan for two minutes? Jeff says Rachel would be in there already if she wasn't sleeping (don't worry Jeff she's coming 😉)
Jeff asks Jordan what's wrong with her?...Jordan says nothing, she's just bored...Jeff asks why she's not talking?...Jordan says she's listening to Jeff...Jeff says the catfish is so good...Jordan says when you dip it in the sauce it's good, she can eat it if it's not fishy...Jeff says it's awesome...
Jordan asks if Jeff knows who Kalia is putting up?...Jeff says he hasn't talked to her yet, he told her they'd talk later...Jordan says she's not talking to her...Jeff says "at all?"...Jordan says no...Jeff, who doesn't like this, says he told Jordan already that they have an opportunity to keep themselves safe on that side if they talk to them, it doesn't mean they have to do anything they just have to put on a smile when they see them, they'll tell them to keep them to keep each other safe, if he wins he'll stab them in the back, they both ruined things with him so he doesn't care, he'll say yeah yeah for sure he'll stand up at their wedding
Jeff pats Jordan's face and says "wake up love" ♥ ...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to massage his calf?...Jordan says no...Jeff says it's fun, it's the same thing as playing hangman LOL
Jordan says she gets so mad at people there who have just sat around and haven't been HN's and haven't done anything...Jeff says she's real mad about that...Jordan bitches about Porsche and Lawon doing nothing and just laying around in bed doing nothing, she gets on her nerves...Jeff agrees but not really but she does...Jordan says she flip-flops, she can't wait until she's HOH so she can say, why are you up here again? get the F out...Jeff says "man, you're getting cutthroat"...
Jordan says she doesn't like it, she's not enjoying herself and she's pissed off at everybody, she doesn't like how she's being...Jeff says he's never seen her like this "I kinda like, like it"
They giggle...Jordan says Kalia said hey to her and she was thinking don't do that, she was acting guilty, she just wants to tell them to all to you know what themselves...Jeff says no, don't do that, she still has to play smart...Jordan says that's why she comes into the HN room, she's keeping her mouth shut...Jeff says listen, now she knows where everybody stands so she can be as fake as she wants to them and have no guilt and then stab them in the back, she can say sorry, you didn't feel bad for me so I have no regret now doing this to you...Jordan says she mainly wants to get Dani and Kalia...Jeff says once you cross him and break trust, it's over, that's all, no more...Rachel walks in...
HN room - tough love for Rachel/farting/Rachel’s log
10:17 - 10:29 PM
Rachel joins Jeff and Jordan in the HN room...Jeff says Rachel, there was a million of those potato things left, why didn't she eat them?...Rachel says she's not hungry, it's ok, thank you...Jeff says "you're such an idiot"...Rachel says "that's not nice! you got mad at Daniele when she called me an idiot" (she's got a point lol)...Jeff says she's not an idiot like that, she's acting like an idiot asking if she could have some and then saying no, she doesn't want some...Rachel says it was because he got mad at her!...Jeff says he didn't, she knows she can take them, she doesn't need to ask him 50 times, if he didn't want her to have them he would've said "Rachel GTFO of here, I cooked them you're not touching them", of course she can eat them, why does she act like that?
Rachel says it's because he got mad and then he called her crazy...Jeff says he said she was "driving him crazy" with her asking him 20 times if she could have them, she knows he doesn't beat around the bush so she would know if he didn't want her to have them, he would have said "Rachel, I can't stand your fu**ing face, go in the other room" does she get it? does she see the difference?
Rachel says yeah but she's really sensitive...Jeff says he's the opposite of sensitive...Rachel says Jeff promised Brendon he'd be nice to her...Jeff says no, he'd take care of her and this is tough love, he's toughening her up for him...Rachel says he doesn't talk to her like that...Jordan is smiling at all this...
Jeff says "do you see me puppy dogging Jordan? she's my love and my girlfriend and I don't walk her around on a leash and pet her hair"...Jordan cracks up...Rachel says "Brendon doesn't do that either"...Jeff cracks up!! saying he didn't say that...Jordan says "Rachel!"...Jeff says he's going to bring Rachel to shock therapy when they're done with this...Rachel doesn't know what that means...Jeff tells Rachel to do a log and tell Brendon how mean he is...
Rachel takes him up on the offer and starts talking to the camera saying Jeff is so mean to her...Jeff says he's laughing right now...Jeff says Rachel is banana pancakes?...Rachel says that Jeff said she acts like a puppy she walks around on a leash...Jeff asks how much he has to pet her head to show her how loved she is...Rachel says she pets his head...Jeff says he'll get no pets in there...Jeff says to tell Brendon about her day...she starts and Jordan rips a big fart! they're OMG! Rachel says that's her day in a nutshell LOL
Rachel thinks it was Jeff but it was Jordan...Rachel says WHAT!? Jordan! OMG!...Jeff says that was gross! it was an earth shaker...Jordan says she had to get it out...Jeff says for her to not come by him, he's grossed out so she blows some farts on his belly
Jordan laughs and Rachel continues with her video diary telling Brendon about how the veto went, that Brendon would've killed it...Jordan farts again Jeff says "holy f**k, dude, she's trying to be sincere! my GOD!"...Rachel says she doesn't get it...Jeff asks if she was holding those in for?...they discuss slop gas and farting, lots of laughs...Rachel keeps going about the veto comp, her name was Racheopia, Jeff was Jeffisius and Jordan was Jordania, something like that...Jeff tells Rachel to show him the outfit...she dresses up in it...Rachel says she stole all the ribbons for Brendonius...Jeff and Jordan giggle...Rachel tells Brendon that was her outfit for today except she obviously didn't have a sequined top on, OBVI!...Jeff and Jordan giggle at the "OBVI"
Rachel tells Brendon how she dropped the balls, her score was reset each time, she still didn't give up even when Jeff was 200 ahead of him but she got to 100 by the time Jeff got to 300, Jeff owned that competition, also everyone slept, Jeff will pull himself off the block, everyone is freaking out about the replacement, she'll be evicted but there's a twist so she has a chance to come back and say "I'm back bitches!" Rachel tells Brendon about the Vegas/fake cabana thing they did in the purple room, they keep role playing and Jeff says "are you drunk love?" ♥ ...Jordan says she's been sleeping because she's hungover...Rachel says they're on lockdown from a wedding they're having near the lot...
Jeff tells Rachel to tell Brendon he's making her strong in her with tough love...Rachel says it's tough love like the tv show...Jeff doesn't know the show but says she needs to go on there...Rachel says Jeff reminds her of the guy on the show...Jordan and Rachel explain what the show is about...Jeff says "wow, I love this guy"...Rachel gets sickening with her love talk and Jeff gags...Jordan says it's mushy mushy...Jeff says to log off, she does with a kiss...
HN room - Final 2 dream/Jeff tells Jordan to bite her tongue
10:35 - 10:49 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HN room...they have just kissed and Jeff makes the unicorns & rainbows comment...
Jordan says she wants to go outside and get in the hot tub...Jeff says me too...Jordan asks "can you believe we're already at the halfway point?"...Jeff says "almost....I know, it's been a struggle thus far huh?"...Jordan says she remembers walking in there and thinking it would be really hard, they both said that...Jeff says yeah 14 people and they were already together, he knew it would be hard, especially after that night Dick left, they knew it would be hard to stick together, he can't believe they made it together...Jordan says at least they didn't go home...Jeff says they need to break up Dani & Kalia, they'd be the only couple left.
Jordan says that would be good, she would love for them to make it further than 5, together, that would be really hard...Jeff says that would mean that one of them has a shot, a good shot, 2 out of the 5...Jordan says she wants to see Jeff make it in the final 2 this time...Jeff wants to see both of them, wouldn't that be fu**ing sick?...Jordan says that would be crazy...Jeff says that would be so sick...Jordan says that would be awesome...
Jeff says "omg, would you do it in here if it was just us 2?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "why?"....Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff laughs...Jordan adds "that's gross"...Jeff says "that's not gross but I know what you mean'...Jordan says "it's gross to other people, that's something you should do in your private"....Jeff says "I know, I'm just kidding love" ♥
Jeff yawns and adds "yeah I would probably do it with myself if it was just us two"...LOL Jeff says "I would be so excited"...Jordan says that would be so awesome...Jeff says it could happen...Jordan says he would do good and she'd be guaranteed 2nd place...Jeff says he just wants to win so he can say he won one of them...Jordan thinks the only people in his way are Dani & Kalia...they talk about Adam...Jeff says he's with them solid...Jordan says it stinks that they picked off one...Jeff says they have to win next week...they talk a little game...
They talk about napping and how sore Jeff's legs are from the veto comp, he says he's an old pussy...Jordan says she's so proud of how Jeff did...Jeff says he's proud of how perfect his plan worked out in the comp, he waited until the end and striked...Jordan says it was so good...Jeff talks about the comp and how good Adam did, he can't believe he kept up and then he ripped a smoke after Bravo!...Jordan hopes they get to do something fun soon...Jeff says it has to be next week...Jordan wants to play to win stuff for the house or win something, something fun but there will still be tension...Jeff says they got a grill already, that's awesome...
Jordan wishes she had worked out...Jeff says he'll do it tomorrow...Jordan says if Kalia put up Porsche she'd be like ahhhhh...Jeff suggests going to talk to her to see what's she doing, she'll be all bs but he can bite his tongue, he knows what he's going to do so he doesn't give a f**k what she says but they should go up there just to make sure Jordan isn't being put up...
Jordan, who continues to be stubborn about this, says "listen I don't care if I go up"...Jeff says "I know but you don't need to act like that, listen, that's not helping anything to act like that ok? let me act like that, you just stay calm because if I become target, you could go far so don't burn your bridges and don't start saying shit during ceremonies like you did, just relax, you got your shit out, don't say it no more...if I get knocked out, I don't want anybody winning but you so bite your tongue...don't be Joe Cool, we're halfway through, you never have to see these people ever again"
Jeff asks "did you hear me?"...Jordan is quiet but says mmm, hmm...Lawon comes in and they chat...more silence then control room then more silence for awhile as Jordan ponders...Jeff points out that Jordan is a little red, looks like she got a little sun...Jordan says good but she wasn't out there today...she snuggles into Jeff and asks if he wants to go out there?...Jeff says "nah"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "do you" (reverse psychology lol)...Jordan says "I guess not cuz no one is really up" (guess it didn't work lol)...Jeff says "everyone's up love ♥ they're probably drinking"...Jordan says she needs to wash her hair tonight...Jeff sighs...Jordan snuggles more and kisses Jeff on the cheek, then pinches his cheek and rubs his face...Jordan sits up and Jeff says so you want to go out there?...they get up to go and Jeff says "let's do the damn thing"...they head out...
Kiss - now Jeff can dream animated and extended
10:35 PM
Jeff & Jordan share a cute kiss...Jeff says now he can go to bed dreaming about unicorns & rainbows
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Jeff and Jordan continue laying down in the HN room...Jordan reaches over and gives Jeff a sweet kiss...
Jeff says "mmm, thanks" big smile ...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff says "now I can go to bed and dream about unicorns and rainbows" ...Jordan wipes Jeff's eye and says "aww, did I make you cry?" LOL
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