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Day 27 of BB13 Feeds

Updated: Sep 9, 2023

August 2


Bathroom to the purple room to the candy room - game talk

2:34 - 2:50 AM


The feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the bathroom whispering game, they decide to go into the purple room to talk more...they talk about the house dynamic now and deals that are being made...just before the 2:38am mark Jeff tells Jordan to get closer to him, he's tired of her not hearing what he's saying from the other side of the bed LOL

They talk about Porsche and Jeff says he can't talk to her and Jordan says she's probably going to come after them


They talk about Adam, Jordan says it's good for her to talk to him, Jeff agrees and says he doesn't know what to think of him yet...Jordan says Dani is just putting stuff in people's heads...Jeff knows...Jordan says she wishes Brendon would've used the veto to save himself not Rachel...Jeff agrees...Jordan wonders if he regrets it...


Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside and talk?...Jeff says what else is there to talk about?...Jordan asks if he wants to go in the room?...Jeff says yeah, they could...they both leave to go to the candy room...they pass Adam on the way in and ask him if he wants to come in and crack jokes?...Adam gets up to put his costume on...in the meantime Jeff and Jordan continue whispering about the HG's...they talk about how Lawon said he was an entertainment lawyer, yeah right! Jordan & Jeff don't believe it...Jeff says that when Rachel talks and they all talk and stuff he doesn't say a lot of things that he would just say to Jordan


Jeff says that he doesn't want Rachel coming back at some point saying that "Jeff said this" (smart man )...they talk about Lawon again, Jeff says he's not an entertainment lawyer, he could barely read the card (when he was hosting)


Jeff giggles about thinking he smells Cruddy in there and grabs his cologne to spray the room, he says he loves it Jordan wonders if people will say anything about Adam being in there talking to them?...Jeff says no...Jeff then complains about Porsche and how he did her sheets for her and then she just threw theirs on the bed and Jordan made the bed...he calls her a fu**ing bitch and says she could put them back to show a little respect Adam comes in and Jeff changes while Jordan and Adam whisper game...Jordan says she doesn't trust Porsche at all...Jeff says he doesn't either...(J&J were SPOT ON with their analysis of Porsche)...Jeff at one point says that he doesn't know what it is but when Porsche talks he doesn't even want to listen ..Jeff leaves to get some Neosporin and then Porsche walks in and game talk stops…




Candy room - lotion love/dirty but cute talk

2:53 - 3:08 AM


Jeff comes back from the bathroom and joins Jordan, Adam & Porsche in the candy room...Jeff has one of his sweatpant legs up because he has put Neosporin on it...they talk about how he looks like he's a drug dealer...Porsche says the right means you're selling, the left means you're buying...Jeff says he's never heard that, he thought they just did it to look cool...Porsche says she's not sure that's right but she heard that...Jeff says what is he then?...Adam says he's selling...Jeff says "f**k yeah, I am, you need something?" he looks in his drawer...Adam says he needs a lot...Porsche says she has Ricola's LOL


Jeff asks what he wants?...Adam says he wants that (the 10K card in Jeff's drawer)...Jeff says no, that's his "buy" money ...Adam says Jeff gets a 10K card and he gets a fu**ing elf suit...Jeff says he had a chance too...Adam says 20% chance...Jeff says he had a 50/50 chance...they talk about the ski comp and who was going to fall when...


Adam asks how many Italian beef sandwiches can Jeff buy with that?...Jeff says after taxes about 18 Adam says sorry, they shouldn't be talking about food in front of Jordan...Jeff asks if Jordan likes beef sandwiches?...Jordan says hmm...Porsche says she likes everyting right now...Jordan says anything sounds good right now, she's so hungry...Adam asks Jeff if he's taken her for those?...Jeff says of course, he takes her every time...they talk about Giardinera, what's in it, Jeff says he could make it but needs different stuff from BB for it...


Jeff brings up one time on BB11 that people in the house were acting like little kids at times so BB would do something to make them happy so BB went to CVS and bought stuff for people, Jeff got hairspray and toothpaste because he had that "Tom's bullshit" LOL Jordan says she got lotion, she didn't know what to get...Porsche says she would get better lotion, it stinks...Jordan says she's so dry...Jeff says he lubes up every second...Jordan offers Adam some Aveeno lotion and gets a little crazy with it...Adam says stop stop! he's just doing his hands...Jeff giggles...


Jordan says she thought he wanted to do his body too...Jeff says to Jordan, look how much lotion you gave him and then tells Adam not to wipe it on his sheets...Jeff then gives Porsche shit for not doing his bed LOVE IT!


Adam & Jordan continue talking about lotion and then Jordan says to Jeff that she set the lotion on the side for him...Jeff says "thank you love" ♥ ...Jordan says she's been having it out for him...Jeff says thanks...


They talk about Kalia & Dani and how BB told them several times to "stop that!" and to "knock it off", they wonder what they could have been doing...Porsche doesn't know and says a porno? Jeff says Porsche is a dirty little bird...they talk about Showtime and how Porsche and Adam's dance was on there...Jeff says Porsche had her ass right in Brendon's face...Porsche says she was supposed to dance on Jeff too but she was uhhhh Jeff says "good call"...Porsche says she had pantyhose on...Jordan says she looked cute...Adam says Porsche offered him to wear her bikini bottoms and he said she was crazy, he wouldn't fit into those...Jeff says that would've been funny...


Adam says he promised Farah, no kissing , no sticking, no penis on the internet...Jordan says "what's sticking?"...Porsche and Jeff say "sex"...Jordan says "oh...sticking"...Jeff says "no kissing, no sticking? doesn't sticking involve the kissing?"...Adam says "not always" Porsche says "oh God"...Jeff says "you think some chick is just gonna say slide it in" 😂 Adam says it's happened before Jeff says "listen we've been in here 40 days, just go ahead and slide it in, no kissing" 😂


Adam talks about one of his pre BB interviews and FISH...they continue chatting and Jeff sticks out his hand...Jordan clasps it...Jordan continues clasping and unclasping...they talk about when she's going to be off HN's...Adam says it sucks that the two people on the block (J&BR) are both HN's, they can't even stress eat...Jeff says "which she would love"...Jordan says she always stress eats...Adam says everybody does...they talk about Jordan possibly being lactose intolerant and how she's pooping out everything...Adam says even when Jordan talks about poop it's cute LOL


They then talk about the name Cruddy, how did they come up with that...Jeff and Adam explain he's like Buddy the Elf but creepy...Jeff says he had to explain to someone in the DR who Cruddy was the girl said the name was mean...they talk more about the DR and the tv show and how it's edited...Porsche asks if they never watched their season?...Jordan says she did but Jeff never did...Adam says they were never fans of the show?...Jordan say no, Jeff says no, they didn't really know it existed, he watched it a little on the computer but didn't know about live feeds and Showtime, he kind of liked that he didn't know what was going to happen...


Adam asks a little bit about the cast of BB11 but Jeff won't take the bait eg. Adam says that Lydia was annoying...Jeff - silence ...Adam says she came off as annoying, the 2nd half of the show was her and unicorns and Jessie and handjobs (eek! LOL)...Jeff giggles and they both say nothing Adam tells Jordan to say "handjob"...she does and Adam says that didn't sound too cute...Jeff says to say "dirty old handjob"...she does and they laugh...


Porsche says that sounded cute...Adam says on that note, piss, cigarette...Jeff says "and a dirty old handjob?" Adam says he does have a lot of lotion on...Jordan says eww Cruddy...they turn off the lights and Adam leaves...




Lingering goodnight kiss

3:34 AM


Jeff and Jordan are snuggled in bed in the candy room, they're playing the animal game with Porsche, Kalia and Adam...Porsche has an animal in mind and the others are trying to guess...Jordan props herself up and says she's about to go to bed...Jeff guesses boar?...he's not right...Jordan leans in for a goodnight kiss...they kiss...Jeff asks "you going to bed?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I love you" and they share a more lingering kiss...


Jordan says "love you too" and she gets up to leave...Jordan says she's tired and Jeff says "go to sleep lover" ♥ she says goodnight to all in the room and heads out...




HN room - Jeff spoons Jordan

9:02 - 9:06 AM


Jeff is brushing his teeth in the bathroom...Rachel is there as well...Jeff asks her if Brendon is up?...Rachel says yeah, he's outside talking to Shelly...Jeff says "yeah, I'm gonna go lay down with Johrrdan"...Rachel aww's...Jeff leaves...Rachel says "be careful in that room"...Jeff says "omg"...


Just after the 9:04am mark the feeds switch to the HN room where Jeff is spooning Jordan under a mess of blankets LOL


Jordan peeks out and says she forgot to change her batteries, she'll be right back...Jeff says "ok love" ♥ ...Jeff says he would get them for her but BB will yell at him...Jordan says he's fine and she leaves…




Pool time - kiss and water time

12:36 - 12:44 PM


Jeff and Jordan are chilling in the pool, just being quiet...Jeff pretends to kick Jordan with his foot and then inches closer to her and gives her a kiss on the cheek...


Jeff asks Jordan about the slop, tomorrow night it's over...Jordan says her face is pale...Jeff says to put the 20 on it and lay out for a little bit...


Cam 2

They are pretty quiet again and then just before the 12:39pm mark Jordan takes off her hat and dunks her head underwater...Jeff says "oooh, it's like a Doritos commercial" Jeff calls Jordan "love" and starts moving forward...Jordan whines and hangs onto Jeff's back...


They go underwater together for a little bit and then Jordan comes up for air...Jeff does too and tries to drown her...Jordan then moves over to the stairs end of the pool and sits down...Jeff gradually heads her way and they hug...Jordan says it's a good thing Jeff told her to not take those 2 weeks of slop...Jeff says "for no reason"...


Jeff then tells Jordan about laying in a bath and unplugging the drain, lay there and don't move, let the water slowly drain out, you feel like you weigh a ton, you can't move, it feels so cool...

Jordan asks Porsche for her sunglasses...she puts them on and goes underwater heading towards Jeff...Jeff does his little "noooh"...she comes up for air...Jeff asks if she opens her eyes under there?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that's why her eyes burn...Jordan goes underwater again towards Jeff and Jeff jumps over her, he tried but he wasn't very agile…




Jordan’s like a frosted mini-wheat

12:44 - 12:45 PM


Jeff and Jordan continue being in the pool...Jeff asks Porsche something about how much you can get tanned when you're underwater, meanwhile Jordan gets out of the pool and goes to sit on one of the beach chairs...Porsche says that the pickle diet is working good for Jordan...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...


Jeff, who has been watching Jordan, says "stand up love ♥, I wanna see something"

Jeff knowing what she's thinking, says "I know, not you're skinny, I wanna see your tan"

Jordan stands facing Jeff and he says "love ♥, turn around"...she does...

Jeff laughs and says "you're like a frosted mini-wheat" LOL Jordan says she doesn't like laying on her stomach, just like Shelly...Shelly overhears and gets into the conversation...Jordan explains and Shelly says she's the same...chatter continues...




Feel good love? Kitchen chat

1:26 - 1:33 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is looking in the fridge for inspiration Jeff asks Jordan "feel good love?" ♥ Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "good"

Jordan is eating a pickle...she says it's just so hot out there, she asks if they will walk later?...Jeff says yes, he's going to work out fo sho...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Adam is going to keep Brendon?...Jeff says no...Jeff debates what to eat...Jordan bit her lip Jeff says he hates that...Jeff finally decides to make a taco salad...


Jeff says everytime he sees that orange cup he gets pissed...Jordan asks how he broke it?...Jeff says he poured hot coffee in it and it broke...Jeff pours some iced tea that Brendon made...Jeff asks if Jordan wants an olive?...Jordan says no, she wants to watch a movie right now...Jeff says that would be the bee's knees


Jeff starts making his lunch and asks if Jordan wants to watch him?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says what else are they doing right?...Jordan says right, she might make herself some slop...Jeff offers to do it, warm it up...Jordan says she will...they prep their food...




Bob Marley put Jeff in a good mood

1:57 PM


Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches in the BY, they are eating...Jordan says "that was sweet you coming into my room this morning, I wasn't even expecting it"...Jeff says "Bob Marley got me in a good mood" Jordan says "maybe they should play Bob Marley every morning"...Jeff nods yes...




Jeff will wash Jordan’s dish

2:07 PM


Jeff is washing dishes...Jordan comes over and puts her bowl down...Jeff says "I gets it love" ♥ Jordan says "no I got it"...Jeff says "no!"...Jordan rubs Jeff's back saying "thanks"


Jordan says she's going to lay in the purple room, is Jeff going outside?...Jeff is going outside, where is she going?...Jordan says the purple room since she can't sleep anywhere else...Jeff says ok...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to come or no but Jeff can't hear her with the water running so he doesn't respond...




Who’s smarter? Go get it love

5:32 - 5:41 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen talking about comp questions, neither one admit to doing well on certain types of questions...Jeff says they're equal idiots to which Jordan takes offense...Jeff says he made fun of himself too, she's no smarter than him...Jordan says she's a lot smarter...Jeff says "what's the square root of 49?"...Jordan says 7

High five! The lockdown is called over...Jeff says he doesn't feel like working out now...Jeff and Jordan hold hands...


Jeff and Jordan go outside...Jeff starts working out...Shelly tells them what her house is like, she has a pool and asks that they don't tell anyone she has one...Jordan says Scott, Jeff's brother has a nice pool...Jeff needs to change weights, he says "love ♥ hold that will you?"...Jordan says she needs to build a fence around her house, she has nosy neighbors

Brendon comes out and asks if Jordan is feeling better...Jordan says she is, she was gripy before...Brendon says that's understable, he leaves...Jordan says her feet are weird, the way they go inward...Jeff points out a vein she has...Jordan knows, she needs to get it done, lasered...

Jordan says she's going to go change...Jeff says "go get it love" ♥ Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek and heads inside...Jeff tells her not to proscratinate...Jordan says "oh be quiet…




What’s your type? Who’s Keith Wardrobe

6:28 - 6:34 PM


Jordan and Brendon are talking out in the BY about Jordan and Laura being on slop on BB11...Brendon asks if Laura was real skinny on the show?...Jordan says not as skinny as she is now...Brendon says when he met her in person he thought she was really skinny...Jordan says she saw pics of her wedding and she thought she got even smaller, she's tiny probably cuz of her bikini modeling...Brendon says he doesn't want Rachel doing that stuff because he doesn't want her weighing 40lbs, it's not healthy, doctors did a study that found skinny people are not necessarily healthier, it's good to have some meat on your bones...


Jeff says that Big Jeff has a little meat on his bones...Brendon says Big Jeff is healthy...Jordan asks Jeff if girls he dated before were real skinny or thicker?...Jeff says "umm I like butts, I like junk in the trunk"...Brendon says that's how he is, he doesn't like skinny girls, it's not attractive, he doesn't know that many guys that like that...Jeff says he thinks everybody likes a little booty...


Jordan says she doesn't like real buff guys, it's not cute and she doesn't like guys that wear tight shirts so you can see their muscles, she thinks that's ugly...Brendon says "you mean you don't like Keith's wardrobe is what you're saying?"


Jordan says "who's Keith Wardrobe?" 😂

Jeff laughs...Brendon says "Keith's wardrobe"

Jordan says "oh! OH!" Jordan says she doesn't like it...Jeff says "who's Keith Wardrobe? he's an R&B singer"...Brendon says haven't they heard of his songs?...Brendon sings "it's Keith Wardrobe"...Jeff sings "it's me and my tight shirts"...Brendon sings "cuz all I do is wear tight shirts"...feeds go to control room for singing a song that doesn't exist!

Jeff sits at the weight bench saying "Keith Wardrobe" he giggles...Brendon says especially now you see skinny girls with big fake boobs Jeff says that's ridiculous, he doesn't like that, he's not into that, tiny with big boobs...Jordan says she doesn't think that's cute either even though hers are really big...Brendon says that's why if you're curvy it looks good with big boobs...Jordan goes back to the dating thing saying she always dated guys with dark hair, she only dated one blond guy for a long time...Brendon says he has dated more brunettes than blonds...Jeff too...Brendon says who knows if there are any natural blonds out there...Jeff says "Jordan"


Brendon asks her if she is...Jordan says she is but she puts highlights in her hair, she doesn't need to but she gets it done for free at the salon, when she was little she had white hair, so did her sister...Brendon is called to the DR and leaves...

Jeff whispers to Jordan that Lawon has just been sitting out there all day, what's he doing?...Jordan thinks he's a spy




Head to head

6:35 PM


Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jeff is doing weights, Jordan is doing abs...Jeff finishes a set and rests, he walks over to where Jordan is sitting and pushes open her legs...Jordan snaps them back saying Jeff is gross...Jeff then rests his head on Jordan's head and she touches his head. Cute!


Jeff says what about those people that balance on each other?...Jordan says "I know! can you believe that"...Jeff asks what if they just did that?...Jordan says it would be weird...Jeff gets called to the DR...




Dual shower - Scott’s bday shoutout & ATWFF

7:02 - 7:19 PM


Feeds switch from the BY to the bathroom where Jeff and Jordan are getting ready to shower...Jeff realizes he doesn't have shampoo so he asks Jordan for some...he reaches over and looks like he's going for a boob grab Jordan says Jeff!, she hands him the shampoo...they banter over how hot the water is...Jeff wants it cooler than Jordan likes but Jordan wants it hot to mix in with her cold water...Jeff says "hold on love ♥ " and tells her he'll shower quickly and spray her...Jordan says she's being such a baby...Jeff hands her back the shampoo and they wonder if she'll run out soon...


Jordan turns on her water and says "this is the worst!"...Jordan says her hair is longer, isn't that exciting?...Jeff pretends to be excited, he says he's going to bake a cake LOL


Jeff finishes and lets the shower run for her feet for a bit, he asks if she's done? Jordan isn't done, he offers to let the water run longer but she says it's ok...Jeff gets out and puts his jeans on and starts getting ready while Jordan finishes showering...they are happy they worked out...Jeff asks if Jordan told his brother Happy Birthday?


Jordan says "Happy Birthday Scott"


Jeff giggles saying she did it in the shower?...Jordan asks if he has live feeds?...Jeff says no, but someone will send him something...they talk about Jordan's grandpa having a birthday on June 29th...Jeff says "love" ♥


Jordan asks if Jeff knows when Alex and them left?...Jeff says ATW? like first week of July was the plan...Jordan says they must be so excited...Jeff says yeah, he would like to know where they are, what and how they're doing...Jordan says she's sure good...Jeff is sure too...Jordan says Jeff had an easy time but since it's a girl people might want to help even more because they feel bad...Jeff says Parvati has Survivor people all over the world, it's more popular...Jordan says that Rob and Amber said TAR was easier for them because they were recognized from Survivor...Jeff says that will be good for Parvati...Jordan asks when she was on?...Jeff says a couple of times...Jordan says she doesn't watch it, Jeff either but she won...Jordan says she won?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says oh wow...Jeff says out of the 3 hosts he was the only non-winner, what's up he was the only loser and they made fun of him a little bit...Jordan says she could never do that show...control room...when they return Jeff is saying that's his shirt's color is his favorite color...Jordan says blue?...Jeff says this color blue, he likes it...Jordan says her favorite color used to be green...Jeff asks what it is now?...Jordan says pink...

Jeff says Jordan got him thinking about ATW, he was thinking about it the other night...Jordan says they probably would have had him come out...Jeff says maybe, it won't be finished yet when BB is finished...Jordan says it seems so long ago and she remembers when he was gone, it felt like she hadn't seen him in forever...Jeff says "and then you got to come to Italy"


Jordan says Jeff's cousin was so nice...Jeff wonders if his Ma wrote her and told her he'd be on Grande Fratello Americano...Jordan wonders if they can see it over there...Jeff doesn't think so, she has to go on the internet...Jordan says her husband was so quiet...Jeff says what a nice guy...Jordan agrees, says he did everything...Jordan brings up a story about a car that smashed his mirror and he just picked it up and put it in the car, if it was Jordan he would've killed her...Jordan says of course, he yells at her for everything...


Everything would always be her fault...Jeff says "ok let's not get out of control now"...Jordan says if Jeff didn't pick that 5 (with the 10K) that would've been her fault, she was already prepared to have him yell at her...Jeff admits he would have, he cracks up!...Jeff says he picked it for his birthday, whatever...

Jeff keeps looking at Jordan and then asks her about her special deodorant...Jordan gets it at the mall, she can't wear regular deodorant, she smells or sweats, Kat has the same problem but it didn't work for her...Jeff says "you little stinker" and he leaves shortly after...




Tired love

8:38 PM


Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan is resting waiting to dry her nails, Jeff is eating ice cream...he asks "tired love?" ♥ ...Jordan mmm's...cams go off of them…




Jordan is going to turn into a pickle

9:33 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with a few other HG's...Jordan has just told Rachel her makeup looks pretty...Jeff asks Rachel if they can't have beer until after the mock wedding?...Rachel says no but then says they have to wait to have the champagne...Jeff asks if that's rude? is he the creepy uncle? LOL

Jordan opens the fridge and gets yet another pickle...Jeff and Porsche banter about the possible child that Jeff is sponsoring in Cambodia that Porsche is going to visit...


Jeff turns to Jordan and says "LOVE!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you're going to turn into a pickle!"...Jordan says she knows...




JeJo dress up for the Brenchel wedding

10:12 - 10:15 PM


Feeds come back from control room and then switch to the candy room...Jeff and Jordan change into their wedding attire in the candy room...Jeff says he's going to wear his "Thursday" shoes, it's a special occasion


Jordan lets Porsche borrow a dress...Jeff asks if this is a good jam?...Jordan says "your Phil shirt?"...Porsche asks what that is?...Jordan says it's a guy who had a shirt like that (inside joke)...Jordan says it looks good with Jeff's tan...Jeff says he loves the shirt...


Jeff's going to wear his collar outside...Jeff asks Jordan to help him put the collar out...Jordan says whenever she sees a blue suit she thinks of Dumb & Dumber LOL Jordan says Jeff looks like a 70's guy...Jeff knows and loves it...Jeff asks if he should wear a fedora?...Jordan says what's a fedora?...Jeff says the hat...Jordan says yeah, go all out...Jordan says she was going to wear her dress on Thursday...Jeff leaves to get the tie...


Jeff comes back with his finished ensemble...Jordan says "good"...Jeff is cracking up laughing...

Jeff says what do they do in there? and he leaves again to get the tie...Jordan is finishing up and feeds go to control room…




Jordan catching the bouquet

10:55 PM


The Brenchel trashbag wedding is finished, time to toss the bouquet...Jordan, Porsche, Kalia and Dani line up to try & catch it...Rachel tosses it and the other 3 girls step back so Jordan can catch it and she does!

Jeff catches the garter…shocker!

10:55 PM

Jeff says "whoa! what are the odds?"

Delayed reaction from Jordan (with audio on Jeff who is saying "this is classy" and Adam saying "this is the classiest wedding I've ever been too" LOL)

Best man/bridesmaid butt grab

10:58 PM

Jeff has just caught the garter at the Brenchel trashbag wedding...the wedding has died down...Jeff casually walks over to Jordan, who has conveniently caught the bouquet ...he reaches over to her and grabs her butt


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