August 22 Lots of game talk before getting cute 12-12:26am Jeff & Jordan spend about 20 minutes discussing game scenarios ad nauseum 🫠 how they think this week will or should play out and how they hope the following weeks should play out, they say all of this doesn't matter if Russell wins the POV so they'll talk about it after. Jeff goes on a mini rant on Michele, he says they have to tell psycho that she has to try tomorrow and don't say that they'll tell her later, they have to tell her to win that POV so they can control things and if she gets it, they have to say "listen crazy, you gotta use it"...and she better not tell them she doesn't remember...Jordan giggles and says to write it down on a document and sign it... Jordan snuggles closer to Jeff...Jeff says that Michele will say that she doesn't remember them telling her to use the POV, he tsks and says "don't lay in the bed anymore smelly"...Jeff laughs and says he likes when he gets negative and throws stones...Jordan cuddles into Jeff's arm and says not when he does it to her...Jeff smells Jordan's hair and eww's saying "eww Jordan" ...Jordan says "shut up...my hair smells good"...Jeff smells again and says "is that SP?...that shit's the bomb"...Jeff admits her hair smells good 😊 They talk about how Lydia & Natalie used to call Michele "Captain Smelly", they said she smelled and didn't shower for three days but she actually did but today she admitted to Russell outside that she didn't shower for two days and then she took a nap in their bed...Jordan says uhhh, she knows, she said her husband said she smells. Jordan hugs Jeff and then says they should go to bed...Jeff says that's what they're doing, laying there in the dark...they decide to take off their mics (LOL like this ever worked for them) ...Jeff says so they can put them back on in 3 minutes?...Jordan asks if they're done? Jeff says they're done... Jeff says they can't do anything until tomorrow anyway...Jordan says the others are probably discussing the POV tomorrow...Jeff says you know they're talking game the whole time...Jordan says yeah, for sure, it's Russell, come on, they're definitely splitting them up...they cuddle.. .Jordan says she's kind of getting a headache...Jeff reaches out and puts his hand on her and they lay quiet...Jeff doesn't think it's that late...Jeff thinks midnight?...Jordan thinks maybe between 12 and 1, they've been up there awhile...Jeff says they even played Go Fish. 🐠 They talk about Russell and how he switches on and off with his moods...Jeff says he wears his colors on his sleeve, he'll be in a good mood but he'll see two people talking together even if it's about eggs and he'll start up getting paranoid...Jordan says he's a freak...Jeff sings "superfreaky"...Jeff says he catches him or feels him staring at him...Jordan says she thinks he's scary looking...Jeff thinks he's a fu**ing creep...Jordan whispers about Russell staring at him earlier...Jeff asks if the water thing is fixed yet?...Jordan isn't sure...Jeff says he drinks so much water it's disgusting, all he does is pound waters & pee, at work he drinks a gallon & a half a day easy...all he does is pee all day... Cute Convos Part 1 12:26-12:47am Jeff turns to Jordan to cuddle making the patented Jeff noise/moan but it's too close for comfort and Jordan backs her head away and brings up Russell to deflect...Jeff doesn't care, he rubs Jordan's butt and says "I wanna bite a chunk of your butt off"...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff"...they lay quiet and Jeff keeps rubbing/touching while Jordan looks around nervously... Jeff squeezes her butt and says "I wanna take a little butt home with me" 🍑...Jordan uhh's...Jeff says "I'll give you my shirts and you give me a little butt"...Jordan says "what shirts?"...Jeff says he's just joking, no shirts, they'll worry about it later...Jordan says "no shirts?"...Jeff says he'll give her some stuff for sure...a clapping/clacking sound is heard and then Jeff giggles and the feeds cut out... They return a minute later with Jeff & Jordan not cuddling...Jordan whines about almost falling asleep earlier...Jeff says "oh shut up" and giggles, he then cuddles up to her and covers them...Jordan says she gets hot and then she is freezing in the morning...Jeff says it's fu**ing freezing in the morning...some noise & movement...Jordan says they should go to bed...Jeff says "we are"...Jordan says they keep talking... Jeff pinches Jordan somewhere (boob lol)...Jordan ow's and says "pinched me!"...Jeff starts humming & covers them up (hint hint, he wants to kiss, lol) and the feeds cut out briefly...Jeff is roaming and asks "that tickles too?"...Jordan says "yes!"...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says "I know" Jeff says "will you let me touch you right here?"...Jordan says to tickle her arm...Jeff does but needs to straighten his back out...he says to relax and jokingly says for her to get him some water, now!...she says she won't LOL...Jeff asks if the water thing is fixed?...Jordan doesn't think so...they say "goodnight"...Jordan says to keep rubbing...Jeff pats her arm to signal it's over...Jordan says "no keep rubbing"...Jeff says "don't you hate that?"...Jeff keeps rubbing :) but goofs around...Jordan takes her arm away and squeezes Jeff's chin... Jeff asks if she's looking at him?...Jordan is...Jeff can't really see too much, he says all of this will be green...they hold hands under the covers...Jordan says she's going to sleep with just the sheet...Jeff asks if she is warm now?...Jordan is but says it will be freezing in the morning...Jeff sighs...they lay quiet for awhile...they go back to game talk again for a bit and then Jeff asks about the Almond Joys...Jordan says "and then she was like St. Mary! St. Joseph!" Jeff cracks up 😂 Feeds cut out again and return with Jordan continuing her Renny impersonation...Jeff says "what if she was the host for tomorrow?"...Jordan would freaking love it, she loved Renny, thought she was freaking awesome, she can understand why Renny didn't like Jessie...Jeff says they should keep their mics close by, they're going to get in trouble, who's working tonight Smooth Jazz?... Jordan is talking about leaving her mom a message on her phone and it not even sounding like her...Jeff says you (yourself) are the only one that thinks that, when Jordan makes fun of the way he talks, when he hears himself recorded, he's like "holy shit that's how I talk" and when he is filming something trying not to have an accent he really notices his accent and he's like "holy shit"... Jordan asks what he does he do then?...Jeff says he tries to do it right but he hasn't gotten some things because of his accent...Jordan says "really? wow"...Jeff says nothing make or break but a couple of things here and there, they loved him but his accent is too thick...Jordan asks if he gets shy talking?...Jeff says no, not really...Jordan says Jeff acted normal when he did the nomination ceremony, she was nervous when she did it...Jeff says you could tell, normally he doesn't but his problem is he psyches himself out for something like when he had the power (wizard) he got a little nervous because he was really excited to do it or if he goes for a job he's really excited for, he doesn't do good because he psyches himself out, for jobs he doesn't care about, he nails them but otherwise he's pretty calm. Jordan says she gets nervous in front of people...Jeff says she always gets nervous...Jeff asks how she did through the interviews and the feeds cut out for a couple of minutes...they laugh about Braden maybe not coming to the finale...Jeff says he was here for a week and they talk about him so much, like he's an idol...Jordan says he was the coolest one here...Jeff says it's because he left so fast...Jordan says yeah, he would have gotten on her nerves...Jeff says yeah, if he made one more shake he was going to bust that thing over his head...they laugh...Jeff says for sure he would be final 3 with them because he was so laid back but wait until Jordan sees the fight outside...Jordan laughs...Jeff relives the fight and gets busy distractedly touching the jewels 😜 Jordan says she got rid of Lydia because she was coming after Jeff, they high five...Jeff says it had nothing to do with her calling Jordan a fat ho?...Jordan says that too...Jeff laughs and says he owes her one...Jordan says that helped it definitely but she had to get her out...Jeff says it was the right move at the time...Jeff says his mouth is dry and they talk about the water problem again and how when Jeff lived out there, he never drank tap water, it seemed to give him headaches or maybe it was in his head...Jordan says she can't tell the difference. Jordan says she wants to win HOH so she can get a different letter...Jeff says to not get greedy, get through this game and she'll see her ma soon enough...Jordan says she's sorry, she's not greedy but she does like the bed and would like to sleep in it...Jeff agrees but says they can't get spoiled. Cute convos Part 2 12:47-12:55am Feeds come back with Jeff saying that just for the fact Jordan loved Renny, he would die if she came there  :) ...Jordan sticks out her arm for Jeff to scratch and he does like it without even missing a beat...Jordan says that she would cheer...Jeff thinks there will be some special guest...Jordan says that would be freaking awesome, she was excited to see Dan...Jeff says he was too and she can tell Dan if she ever sees him again, that Jeff talks about him all the time because he does think about it all the time. Jordan and Jeff start talking about the day Dan came to do the HN competition, how Chima put both Jeff & Jordan down saying they were dumb, they drew that picture of them and Dan's eyes got big and he said "whoa" at what was going on...Jeff says that Dan said Jeff was a great sport, he talked to him the whole time because Jessie was ripping on Dan as soon as he walked in plus he wrote Dan on all his sheets pre-BB saying he liked Dan, he was most like Dan, he was the best player, he thought they would get along... Jordan says that the other side wanted Dan to give them a pep talk not JeJo's side...Jeff says when people ask him what his worst day in the BB house was he will say that day, not only the worst day but the most embarrassing...as a house...Jordan agrees saying it was so bad...Jeff says they looked like a bunch of spoiled children, brats...Jordan says the other people did, she wonders what Dan thought about it?..Jeff says he thinks they are a bunch of losers...Jeff says that if he were brought back next season and they acted like that, he would be like "good luck with these psychos...how do you even make a TV show out of that?" Jordan says she made eye contact with her...Jeff says he thinks Dan knew they were together at that point, the whole house was against them already...Jordan says she didn't think he was ugly...Jeff says they said that because they Jessie bashed him and they were just following suit...Jeff says he felt bad that he didn't say goodbye to him because of Jessie, he doesn't know why he cares so much about that...Jordan says Dan said "bitter party of one" referring to Jessie...Jeff says Jessie was throwing a bunch of shots at him...Jordan says now Jeff did the same thing to Jessie as Dan did LOL ...Jeff says what if he won too?...Jordan says that would be so freaking awesome...Jeff says he knows he doesn't have Jessie's vote. Jordan says honestly if she & Jeff made it to final two she wouldn't care who won because 50,000 is better than $400 in your bank account, she needs the money no matter what...Jeff says if her & him get to the finals, it wouldn't matter...Jordan thinks Jeff would beat her if they were final 2...Jeff doesn't know about that, some people might vote for Jordan just to spite him...Jordan says if it's tied America votes...Jeff says that's a toss up too, it would be a coin toss for real...Jeff says it doesn't matter and it doesn't matter to him either because if they both came from the bottom and won it'd be a great story...Jordan says "it really would, we'd need to do interviews together" (they did anyway )...Jeff says it'd be a great whole season, remember they were on the bottom and came back, people will remember that...Jordan compliments Dan's gameplay. Jordan says it would be awesome, she doesn't care, $50,000 is a lot of money too, it would help her so much, if she left there, she would be so mad if she left the 3rd person out with no money, at least Kevin & Russell won an extra $10,000 each...Jeff says they won't see it like that when they leave but later they'll appreciate it...Jeff asks what Jordan would have taken, the money or the Hawaii trip?...Jordan says the money probably...Jeff asks if it was stupid of him?...Jordan says no, not at all...Jeff second guesses his choice saying it will cost him while he's there, if it was all-inclusive it would be awesome...Jordan says Jeff made the right choice, it would be the money...or the trip. LOL Jeff laughs and says would she have rather taken a 20 minute massage in the backyard? No, he thinks he would have taken the 5G's...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom... Smelling Grandma’s scarf 12:55-1:01am Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom, Jordan asks if Jeff is going downstairs?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says her stomach is hurting again...Jeff says he has Advil up there, he brought one up there...Jordan gets up and asks if he does have them?...Jeff says yes, how many does she want, two?...Jordan says three...Jeff asks if she has water? does she want some Vitamin water?...Jeff gets her some from the mini-fridge, they both take some Advil & drink from the same bottle...Jordan says thanks and lays back down...Jeff says they all take Advil like crazy in there, probably because they give each other headaches LOL Jeff comes back from the bathroom and stops by the table to put on some chapstick...Jeff says "I can't believe my ma sent my grandma's scarf"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff repeats "I can't believe my ma sent my grandma's scarf"...Jeff puts the scarf up to his face and smells it.  :) Jordan says "oh, it was cute"...Jeff says "she knows I love it you know...but what am I going to do with it here?"...Jeff rubs it against his face... Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff comes back to bed. Cute Convos Part 3 1:01-1:16am Jeff gets back in bed and Jordan goes back to game talk, she says she trusts Natalie without Kevin but not with...Jeff says right, they had to make some kind of bond too...Jordan says she thinks Jeff has a great chance because Kevin says he would owe him if he got Russell out.  Jeff says if he wins the POV tomorrow it will lock up his decision but first he's got to win it...Jeff says he has to get back to being positive, he felt more positive and confident before, that they would get through it, he really believed it...Jordan says Jeff would always say that...Jeff says he knew they would have their time later in the game, to not worry...Jordan says he's been saying it the whole time, isn't it funny how one thing Jeff did flipped everything?...Jeff says he knew it would flip but not that much...Jordan says it was a 180...Jeff says it was crazy. Jeff says the worse part was he couldn't tell Jordan...Jordan says she knows he probably wanted to tell her...Jeff says so bad...Jordan says it was funny Jeff found out when they had the house meeting...Jeff says "yeah...I wanted to tell you cuz I wanted to tell you like don't worry it's going to be okay"...Jordan says she was stressing...Jeff says 20 minutes before the show Jordan was telling him that they were done, there were no more options for them...Jordan says she was in a bad mood...Jeff says "was that when you had your period? no it couldn't have been that...when do you get your period? every other week in here?" LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan says it's funny how Natalie annoyed them so much and now look...Jeff says you have to be careful, not to get confused, remember who those people were before they had power, they didn't give a f**k about them...Jordan says they don't now either...Jeff says that's fine, it's them against the others, the 3 pairs are him/Jordan, Kevin/Natalie, Russell/Michele so let's dance...Jordan says R/M are the stronger pair, they need to break them up...Jeff says when you look at it like that yeah...they go over what they need to do with Michele. Jordan says she's been more distant with him, she knows she has been moody...does Jeff think she's a moody person?...Jeff says no, not a person but she has her moments but in here you can't judge that, he gets moody on the outside but in here he gets annoyed really easily, even by her...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says no, he's just joking, he says "you know what it is with you, I'm so like close to you that I take a lot of other people's shit out on you ykwim? and I like snap on you when really I want to snap on them but I can't ykwim? and sometimes if you say something just a little bit like that means absolutely nothing and I just snap on you because it's all like built up from throughout the day so I apologize for that but that's what it is" 🥰 Jordan says she was used to talking to Jeff outside all night and then she feels like she doesn't talk to him as much...Jeff doesn't know what she means, at night?...Jordan says since they've been both HOH no but before she felt like she couldn't talk to him as much, they didn't talk...Jeff says she had that week where Michele was attached to her hip...Jordan knows...she takes off her mic saying BB is going to wake them up early...Jeff says at least they're in bed early, it's only like 1. Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks his family is excited now that they're in the final 6?...Jeff thinks that letter was written awhile ago...Jordan asks why?...Jeff explains how it says they are proud of him either way and be strong so it was from when he was down, when everyone was throwing boogers at him LOL and then they added the Mimmo part in there...Jordan wonders if something bad happened to her family that they needed to move?...Jeff says to not start thinking bad, it's for a good reason. They start talking about winning money...Jordan says she wants to win some extra money (on top of the stipend) to help out her situation...Jeff says he wishes Jordan had won the 10G's from the competition instead of Russell...Jordan says Kevin got $5,000 twice...Jeff says it's bullshit he got it for falling off first...Jeff wonders again if he should have taken the money or the trip to Hawaii but ultimately says money comes and goes but a trip like that is awesome, he can make 5G's. They talk about Julie Chen and how much she knows about the show, they think she watches only to keep up with it...talk goes to the live shows...Jeff says you can tell Jordan gets nervous before the show even starts...Jordan knows...Jeff asks why?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says they're on camera 24/7...Jordan says that's different though, here they are being normal...Jeff says then be normal on there...Jordan says it's live and there are people out there...Jeff just feels it's normal... Jordan says she just gets nervous, here in the house she's comfortable and forgets that there are cameras and people listening...between the feeds cutting in and out they discuss walking out of the house in front of an audience and how cool that will be...feeds cut out… Cute convos Part 4 1:16-1:30am Feeds return with Jordan saying she would have isolated herself kind of like her and Jeff did (I think she's referring to it Jeff would have left the 2nd week)...feeds cut out briefly...Jeff says it was hilarious...Jordan says Russell is a little pussy...Jeff makes fun of how Russell would play the sad card saying he was a loser...Jordan says she doesn't normally wish this on anyone but she doesn't want to see Russell win or come in 2nd place...Jeff agrees and says Russell has played all sides, sure he competes but he's a bigger talker than a competitor, he hasn't won more than him and in the last 3 out of 5 events Jeff has beaten him... Jordan says Russell is evil looking...Jeff says deep down he's alright but he doesn't know who he is inside...Jordan says he changes his personality to suit whoever he is dealing with, she just can't believe his stories, what he says...Jeff doesn't either...Jeff says he kind of feels bad for him...Jordan says when he is talking he is lying...Jeff says he brings it on himself...Jordan says that when she first met him, he asked her so many questions and she thought she didn't trust him, he's one of those sneaky people...Jordan asks Jeff if she ever told him that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she always thought that in her head. Jeff says "did you tell him you thought I was a goober?" ...Jordan says "no"...Jordan tries to explain that a goober is not a bad thing, she always says that...Jeff says "a douchebag"...Jordan says no, she thought he was nice...Jeff says "no, you didn't"...Jordan says "yes I did, I thought you were nice"...Jeff says "whatever, you can have your own opinion, I had mine about you"...Jordan says "what'd you think?"...Jeff says "whore"...he laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says omg!...Jordan says "what did you think?"...Jeff says he didn't really think, he wasn't concerned, he was more worried about learning people's names LOL Jeff says Jordan didn't make an impression on him until later on...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says he kind of breezed over her...Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff remembers thinking "Jordan, that's my cousin's name" when he met her...Jordan says "my dad's name is Jeff"...Jeff says that was all, she was kind of quiet, smiley, whatever...Jordan says she was shy at first...Jeff asks when did they first start talking?...Jordan says she thinks when they were all in the same room...Jordan says she remembers the first day asking this is the cast? wondering who she would be friends with? she thought Laura talked too much, Braden got on her nerves at first, she knew she wouldn't be friends with Natalie & Chima, she thought Lydia would be the cool girl like Nakomis...Jeff says he thought so too, he didn't know she'd be a 4 yr old child...Jordan whispers she thinks she's got other issues...Jordan didn't think she'd be friends with Michele or Ronnie and then there was Jeff who seemed normal...😊 Jeff says nah, you didn't like me at first, you thought I was full of myself, she told him that...Jordan backtracks a little and says well, you know, I kind of thought, the jock looking guy, you might think that they're like that, like Jessie I was right about him, wrong about Jeff (she admitted it! lol)...Jordan says Jeff is nothing like that ☺️...Jordan never thought she would be close to Casey, she didn't know who she would be close with so she felt really weird the first night. Jeff says he thought he would be friends with Casey but he took awhile to crack, he was standoffish at first, then came around, he was friends with Braden right away, he thought he would be friends with Russell but there was something pushing him away from him to be honest with her, Russell tried too hard or something, he doesn't know, he reminded him of his buddies from home but not...Jeff says Laura talked about herself way too much...Jordan says she would get aggravated when Laura would say "it's a southern thing"...Jeff says remember when he used to point out how she would talk about herself. Jeff says "dude, we started like cracking jokes right away, like we got close quick"...Jordan says "we did...our personalities clicked...yeah that was weird, that was only like the second week wasn't it?" Jeff says "yeah Braden was gone 12 and we were already close with Braden you know?"...Jordan says "yeah me and you were already like hanging out"...Jeff says "yeah we got outcasted, we got outcasted, well that fight was 7 days in, it was one week in, so after 7 days I was outcasted"...they laugh...Jeff says "and then you came over" 🥰 Jordan says it was all because Jessie & Russell made that up, Kevin told her that Ronnie wasn't in the storage room, he was...Jeff says they will find out what really happened...Jordan says she thinks Ronnie and Russell had something going, just some things she witnessed...Jordan goes over the events that led up to the fight...Jeff says they will see everything when they get out of there...Jeff says Russell was trying to establish that he was the dominant one in the house and he expected him to back down like a pussy and he was the one who called Russell a fu**ing pussy...Jordan says he looked so stupid... Jeff says if they weren't in the house he would have blasted him in the fu**ing mouth and made him look even stupider...Jeff says when people do that they are not tough, he has been through that in his life...Jeff says it was so long ago he doesn't care about it...Jordan keeps talking about it...Jeff says he tried to make a fool out of him...Jordan says he spelled shotgun...Jeff says he tried to embarrass the f**k outta him...Jordan says if you had a job or were trying to get a job and they saw you attacking someone like that, it would be so bad...Jeff says his job? what about his family, they would say dude, what are you a fu**ing wild animal? where were you raised? he did enough things for his parents to think that, not on national fu**ing television...Jordan says Jeff didn't do anything though...Jeff says no, in his past...Jordan says he kept his mouth shut, he kept his cool. Jordan says "and then I remember you were laying in the GR and you were just like laying there and everybody was walking by looking in the GR not even saying anything to you and I remember I was just like omg are you serious? and that was when I came in there"🥰 Jeff says "I remember" he looks at Jordan "I remember Jordan...that's when you should have kept walking"...Jordan uhhh's...Jeff leans his head in towards Jordan and says "no way"...Jordan says "I laid down with you"...Jeff says "I know, you little cutie" 🥰 ...Jordan says "cuz you said you better go out there or something and I was like no! cuz I knew I liked you better" Cute convos Part 5 1:30-1:37am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jordan says she remembers when she cried on the hammock and Russell came out to talk to her, she doesn't know, she just never liked him or cared for him...Jeff asks if that was the time he went in and stuck up for her?...Jordan says no, that was another day, it was something else...Jeff says he said to not even fu**ing start with Jordan because he went inside and said something... Jordan says Lydia started yelling at her...Jeff says they then started yelling at him, he had forgotten about all these fu**ing things, does she remember?...Jordan does and says there were a lot of stones being thrown...Jeff laughs and says they were flying...Jordan goes over who threw the stones, the main people...Jeff says Lydia's didn't even make sense, they were just outbursts like a kid having a temper tantrum, she would scream super loud and run away, it was her thing, she would be loud and move on, just to get attention so others would say hey? what's wrong. Jeff says they are bashing everyone in there...Jordan says well, it's true and she says that Jeff is only the person she didn't bash (in the DR) besides Kevin and Casey...Jeff says Jordan made fun of how he talks...Jordan says no, she made it funny...Jeff says he can't wait to see her DR's about him...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "don't you want to see mine about you?"...Jordan says yeah, oh God, what did you say?...not surprisingly the feeds cut out...they return with Jeff & Jordan bugging each other... Jordan says "oh whatever, you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts?"...Jordan says "so bad"...Jordan says she loves it when she has her head down by his armpit and Jeff says "you love it in there...you always say that"...Jordan says they really need to go to sleep, she's never going to get up tomorrow...Jeff asks if she doesn't want to keep talking about stupid things?...Jordan says "like always?"...Jeff giggles... Jordan says that isn't it funny that if they met up after the show somewhere and ate, they wouldn't know what else to talk about but BB...Jeff says it's because they don't know each other on the outside world...Jordan says "I know, isn't that funny?"...Jeff says they could talk about BB and what they did after up to that point just in their lives but everything would revolve around BB (what in God's name are these two talking about? they constantly talked about stuff OTHER than BB lol)... Jordan says definitely...she has to go back to school, she keeps saying that...Jeff says "uh, if we got together and ate"🤔 ...Jordan says "what? why'd you say it like that?"...Jeff says "what are we going to do? meet for lunch? in Charlotte one day?"...Jordan says she was just giving an example. Jordan says Jeff really has to come down, now that she has her own room, wherever it is that they are living...Jeff says "you think your Ma would dig me?"...Jordan says "oh yeah definitely, my brother would really like you too"...Jeff says "would he say thanks for looking out for Johrrdan?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, my mom's real easy to talk to and get along with"...Jeff says "would your grandparents hate me for making out with you?"... Jordan says no, they live in Illinois so he wouldn't have to worry about that...but no, they wouldn't be mad at him for making out with her...Jeff says "are you still going to hook me up with that friend of yours?"...Jordan says "if you want me to"...they both giggle...Jordan says "you want to?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "what's her name?"...Jordan says "who did I say?"...Jeff says "you didn't"...Jordan says "oh".......Jeff says "who would you hook me up with?"...Jordan says "I don't know, you like dark haired girls"...Jeff says "bring me to that salon, I'll hook up with her, I'll hook up myself"...Jordan says "yeah there's a lot of pretty girls that work with me"...Jeff says "I'll come in there...you're so stupid!"...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff says "you"...Jordan says "why?”..Jeff says "we talked about this"...Jordan says "I was just playing along with you, I knew you were doing it to try to aggravate me"... BFF Kiss - he got some tongue ;) 1:37-1:43am Jeff changes the subject of who Jordan would hook him up with by sniffing Jordan's armpit Jordan says "why are you always smelling my armpits?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she put on Jeff's Axe deodorant so she smells good...Jeff says "let me see" and tries to sniff again...Jordan says no, it tickles, hang on...she starts giggling as Jeff sniffs...Jeff tells Jordan to smell his neck, she does...Jeff says it's Axe body wash...Jordan giggles...Jordan says "my armpits smell good?"...Jeff pauses and smiles just to see Jordan's reaction...Jordan says "Jeff!?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "my armpits smell good?"...Jeff pauses again LOL Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says they smell fine...Jordan says Jeff is trying to make her out to be the smelly person...Jeff stays quiet and smiles :) ...Jordan playfully punches him and says "Jeff!" Jeff says "what if I just passed out, would you get scared?"...Jordan says she would say "hello!" and then she'd be calling production...Jordan brings up the fishy food competition, she wants them to show what happened, she got pissed!...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she looked like a goober... Jeff says they might show it on TV not like it really happened and they're going to be like no, no this isn't what happened...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff and Jordan are cuddling...Jeff rubs Jordan's butt...they keep talking about the fishy comp...Jordan says her stomach still hurts...Jeff says his back too, he's been popping Advil like Pez...Jordan giggles softly...Jeff asks her if she knows what Pez are right?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff describes a Pez dispenser and Jordan gets it, she says yeah, yeah, she knows what he's talking about...Jeff says yay, she knows something he's talking about...Jordan says she never liked the candies...Jeff says "uh really? I love Pez"...😋 Jeff says "well there's another thing we don't have in common"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "we like the opposite shit"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff says "it's weird"...Jordan starts to say "but we get along so well"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan continues "well I don't know if we get along in the real world who knows, but we get along in the BB house"...Jeff says "I think that's harder than the real world"...Jordan says "true"...Jeff says "the real world has more alcohol, makes everybody get along"...Jordan whispers "it makes the world go round". Jeff whispers "I love your butt" 🍑 ...Jordan says "Jeff" and giggles...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "oh my goodness"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff says "I can't say that?"...Jordan says "no, I get embarrassed"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff asks "why is that embarrassing?"...Jordan doesn't know, she says she's been told that a lot...Jeff reaches over and mmm's...Jordan says "it's bootylicious" and she laughs, saying sorry. Jeff moves back a little and Jordan says "goodnight" Jordan says "goodnight Jordan" Jordan kisses her hand and presses it on Jeff's forehead and says "right on the forehead" Jeff says "gimme a kiss"...he reaches over to her chin and kisses her 💋 Jeff says "mmm, mama"...they laugh...Jeff says "ooh, yeah" Jordan says "that was the BFF kiss"💋 Jeff says "no way I got some tongue in there" 👅 Jordan says "no you didn't!" Jeff says "I know, what's up? are we ever going to make out again?" Cute convos Part 6 1:44-1:50am Jeff has just asked Jordan if they're ever going to make out again...Jordan turns away from Jeff and says "what?"...Jeff says "when are we making out again?"...Jordan says "people don't wanna see us making out ok? they wanna hear about us joking around and strategies and stuff" (Ummm, not really, we're strategy-ed out!  ) Jeff says "nah, I think they're fu**ing sick of that, they want some action" ...Jordan says "no they don't!"...Jeff says "you wanna bet?"...Jordan says "just cuz you're horny and umm, you, I don't know"...Jeff says "first of all, if they did a poll people would definitely want some BB action"...Jordan says "no, it can't happen"...Jeff says "I don't know about that" ...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "how about if you were to be eliminated or fool around what would you do?"...they laugh. Jordan asks if Jeff would honestly, honestly, honestly do it if someone wanted to?...Jeff says "have sex in here?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff says "no, what am I a fu**ing porno star?"...Jordan says it would be awkward...Jeff says you can't do that, on TV...Jordan says she doesn't know, haven't some people done it...Jeff says he knows, but it's no good, they're paying the price for that...Jordan says she's not doing it...Jeff says he's not opposed to a little fooling around...Jordan says "Jeff!"... Jeff says "fu**ing how many days have we been in here? that's a long time"...Jordan says he's got 4 more weeks and they'll be outta there...Jeff says "and then we can f**k around?" LOL ...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says "no, we're not, whaddya mean, what do I mean?"...Jeff says "we're getting a room when we get outta here"...Jordan says "I'll kiss you"...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says "but we're not fooling around"...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says they're not doing anything...Jeff says "you gonna grab my ass?"...Jordan says she'll squeeze it, pinch it, she laughs. Jeff says "I'm just fu**ing around, unless you're not then I'm not either" 😉😂 Jeff tries to convince Jordan again to stay in LA...he says "but you should try to stay in LA for a couple of days after this if we can, I doubt we can cuz we can't just be like, hey change my flight, I'm sure you're going to want to get home...I'm staying if I can for a couple of days"...Jordan says she doubts she can especially because she is from one end to the other...Jeff says that doesn't matter... Jeff says that if she makes it to the finals her mom will come out there...Jordan says it's exciting, the whole family comes right?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says it'll be freaking awesome...Jeff says what if they make it to the finals and their families come out...Jordan says they can all go out to eat & for drinks...Jeff says "crab legs on the beach"...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff explains at a restaurant on the beach...Jordan thought it was just grabbing crab legs and eating them on the beach...Jeff says "they're not taffy apples" Jordan says they have to get to the final two...Jeff says for that reason only...Jordan says "that would be a good story Jeff"...Jeff says "I know it would be, I think about it sometimes" 😊 Jeff asks if they are getting sleep or fu**ing around...Jordan says "getting sleep!"...Jeff gets up and says he keeps saying that, production must be sick of it but ask "when are you guys fu**ing around?"...Jordan says they're not Lydia & Jessie...Jeff sits down and says "I know"...Jordan says she was so shocked when she told them that...Jeff lays back down and says Jessie wasn't here but did she notice Jessie would turn red whenever Lydia was mentioned? Jordan says no...Jeff says his face would drop and she'd get a look on her face...they talk about how they'll all badmouth Jeff in the jury house. Jordan says if they vote the way they should, strategy, gamewise, they should vote for Jeff, for him not to worry about he'll do fine...Jordan says "you're a good person, good things happen to good people"...Jeff says "wow, thanks Jordan, I'm rubbing off on you?"...Jordan says "yeah cuz you're being nicer now, now I can tolerate you, you were being kind of mean earlier"...Jeff says "does that mean we can fool around now?" 😇 Jordan says "nooo, no fooling around"...Jeff says "Jordan! never say never"  They get quiet… Cute convos Part 7 1:50-1:55am J&J get quiet but then Jeff does something to Jordan under the covers...Jeff whispers "I know, no fooling around" 😟 Jeff does something again and they laugh...Jeff pats Jordan and says "I'm just playing around"...Jordan says "I know you won't do anything cuz you know I'll smack your hand"...Jeff moves and Jordan says "don't you dare"...Jeff says "I'm not doing anything, I got an itch"... Jeff does something (LOL) and Jordan while giggling says "Jeff"...Jeff laughs...more rustling...Jordan says "let me lock our arms"...Jeff says "is this your move so I can't do anything?"...Jordan says no, she always sleeps like this (yeah sure!)...Jeff says he can't get any rotation like this...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "oh yes I can" and he tries...Jordan says "move your hand"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "don't you dare, geez, sleeping like this" and she uncovers them...Jeff says "relax"...Jordan says "I know you're not going to do anything"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "oh, I thought that's why you said relax"...Jeff says "your mind's wandering"... Jeff says "how weird is it going to be to get in your car and drive somewhere?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "with your jams"...Jordan says he has to burn her a CD of his jams...Jeff says he's going to get her an iPod when they get out of there...Jordan says to not forget the earrings too...Jeff says that's if I win...Jordan says if she wins she's buying him season tickets to the Bears...Jeff says "we're going on tripsss" (hmmm, first I heard of this LOL)...Jordan says "oh yeah to Hawaii"...Jeff says "no, you win, oh yeah yeah yeah that's right"... Jordan says she was kidding about Hawaii, take whoever he wants to Hawaii...Jeff says they'll go on another trip?...Jordan says yeah...they agree to split the cost...Jeff says "and we're going to f**k around a little bit?"...Jordan still says no...Jeff says "what? on a vacation" ...Jordan says "why do we have to?"...Jeff says they don't have to but a little bit? if they go somewhere on the beach they have to fool around a little bit?...Jordan says they can kiss, that's as far as she'll go Jeff says "what? kiss? I'm 31" <----I think this is one of the funniest things Jeff said all summer! 🤣😂🤣 Jordan says "well go find yourself someone that will"...Jeff says "oh be quiet, you know you're gonna fool around, don't try to be a good girl for TV" ...Jordan gets all defensive and says she's not, he can ask anybody, all her friends can vouch, she's only been with one person, she swears to God...Jeff says he knows, he believes her...Jordan says she's weird, her mind starts thinking crazy things...Jeff asks "can you scratch my back crazy since you can't scratch my front?"  Jeff says he's just playing plus it will relax him and he'll shut up...he turns on his belly...Jordan starts scratching. Cute convos - JeJo finally fall asleep 1:57-2:07am Jordan starts scratching Jeff's back saying that she finds it so funny that Jeff is always asking her to make out, also during the HOH comp when he tried to kiss her...Jeff says the DR asked him about that...Jordan says she told them Jeff was just kidding...Jeff says me too...Jeff says the DR said that Jordan made him look like a fool and Jeff was "that fu**ing bitch"...Jordan uhhh's and slaps Jeff...Jeff says "I was joking Jordan, I'm sure I said that, tsk!". Jeff says "did you ever go to a museum?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "did you like them?"...Jordan says not really, they're alright, in 5th grade they had a sleepover at the museum...Jeff says that's awesome, was it cool?...Jordan says there were different things, space stuff, dinosaurs, just everything...Jeff says that's cool...Jordan says in 5th grade it was...Jeff says he loves museums (another opposite for Jeff & Jordan lol)...Jordan says that her mom went as a chaperone, they had a DJ late at night, it was weird, they slept in sleeping bags, the next day they watched a 3D movie, she hasn't been since then. Jeff asks about the zoo, does she like the zoo? Jordan says she hasn't been since she was 10...Jeff asks if they have an aquarium like the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago? Jordan isn't sure but thinks there's one downtown...Jordan says seriously Jeff has to come down one weekend, she can take him downtown and then to local bars where she lives...Jeff says he for sure will come down to visit...Jordan says he can stay at her mom's...Jeff says he'll stay at a hotel...Jordan insists he stay at her place, her friends always do when she invites them...Jeff says he will visit her for sure...Jordan says she can sleep with her mom and Jeff can stay in her room now...Jeff says "no way, I'm sleeping with you and your mom"...Jordan says "omg" Jeff says he would see her, probably Casey & Braden just when he's in LA...Jordan says he'd be the one who wouldn't show up...Jeff says he'll be at space camp...Jordan says she wishes they could have a night where they could all go out with everyone...Jeff says that is what the Vegas thing is for, no one knows what it is and that is what it's supposed to be for, who knows? and if he has to pay there's a good chance he's not going, unless he's the winner and then he's paying for their suite and they're getting busy. Jeff says "We definitely have to fool around in Vegas "...Jeff continues "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so it's like it never happened"...Jordan says "I think you're just horny"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "cuz it's probably been awhile"...Jeff says "probably?"...Jordan says "it has been awhile"...they laugh. Jeff says "have you been here too or what?" LOL Jeff says "whatever, we're fooling around when we get out of here"...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what, you always hide in there" as Jordan puts her head near Jeff's armpit. Jordan says "you're talking about it like that now, if you're drunk you'll be attacking me"...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Jordan says "I'll have to hide"...Jeff says "I'll be all over you in public"...Jordan says "nooo, people don't like to see that, don't you hate when people make out in public?"...Jeff mmm hmm's and says "PDA?"...Jordan says "I used to feel stupid even holding someone's hand in public but now I mean..." Jeff says "we'll throw down with your friends and drink and have fun"...Jordan says they would have so much fun...Jeff says he'd get annoyed because her friends all talk like they do...Jordan says they all talk like that...Jeff says they would drive him fu**ing bananas...Jordan says they all talk and act the same, crazy, he would love them though... Jordan says she has a variety of friends, her work friends, her friends from school, etc...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan patting Jeff saying she's done scratching his back...they get cozy, Jordan thinks it's close in to 3am, Jeff says no more like 2am...Jeff reaches over and kisses Jordan's neck/shoulder 3 times and gets comfy in his spot...Jeff tries to kick the covers off his feet and then says he feels so bad when she is so sound asleep and he has to roll over, he feels like he's going to wake her up and she'll get cranky...Jordan says no, she doesn't get cranky, only sometimes...Jordan says they are going to be so tired tomorrow...Jeff says it's not as late as she thinks, plus they can nap...Jordan says true, now she knows why Natalie and them stayed up here a lot, it's comfy...they finally quiet down and drift off to sleep Jeff mmms 9:29am Jeff and Jordan have been woken up by BB, lights are on but they are still lazy...Jordan is laying in bed facing the far wall...Jeff has gotten up but gets back in bed and situates himself under the covers to his liking, he says he can't believe how cold it gets in the mornings, what's that all about?... Jeff whispers "Johrdann"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff asks if she's going to sleep?...Jordan mmm, hmm's saying she's going to try to...Jeff says "and then they're going to wake us up again"...Jordan says "at 12"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "what time? normally they wake us up at 12, pick players and then it (POV) normally starts like at 2"...Jeff says they don't have to pick players...Jordan says that's right, then they won't get woken up til later... They are quiet for a few seconds and then Jeff reaches over to rub Jordan's butt... Jeff MMMM's :) and they get quiet again… I couldn’t find the light 9:47-9:56am Jeff and Jordan are in bed. Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's armpit, she says it better not smell, he says to get in there, she does and hugs him tight...they giggle...Jeff asks Jordan what she is laughing at and she says she was thinking of something funny from the DR...Jeff says it's going to be funny watching what she said...Jordan says he won't be mad at anything she said...they get quiet...Jordan then says she can't breathe in there... Jeff says it's warmer there and his nose is cold like an Eskimo. Jordan snuggles up to his chest. Jordan starts talking game, Jeff wants to fool around. Jordan says No! Jeff kisses her and says oh, yeah! Jordan says No! Jordan starts up with her game play strategy again. Jeff says she's covering every single fu**ing dreadful angle there is to make me sick every single day. Jeff asks her why she didn't go over if Nat won, if he won, if you won, etc. He says yeah right because you just like thinking about anything you want..Jordan says here come the stones... Jeff says she's so random like what if we had to ride horses and she rode a horse but she wasn't that good at the comp and Natalie has long hair...whaddya think about that? Jordan tells Jeff to stop...Jeff says he's serious, does she have any horseback riding abilities?...Jordan says no...Jeff says they're finished then cuz the next comp will probably be horseback riding, that's what he was thinking. Jeff gets under the covers and kisses Jordan and rolls on top of her. Lots of rolling around and protesting from Jordan...Jeff asks if they can just sleep a little before she starts with her brainstorming?...they laugh...Jeff goes for Jordan's neck, more squealing "No, Jeeffff!"...Jeff playfully tells her to stop fu**ing around...Jordan giggles and squeals but can't get out from under the covers, she finally does and her hair is a mess. Jeff says to quit messing around, he has church going grandparents. She says she couldn't find the light. Jeff says that was an excuse, she had busy hands under there...Jeff cracks up saying he's just playing...Jordan says "duh!"...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his back in the morning?...Jordan's not so sure...Jeff says she's not doing anything else unless she wants to go over scenarios...Jordan says no, he'll make fun...he says he's not...Jordan starts scratching...Jeff wants to know another scenario...Jordan doesn't know any...Jeff says to tell him one with 2 former HG's coming back, that should be realistic...Jordan asks if he had 2 HG's to pick who would he pick?...Jeff sarcastically says that's easy, Ronnie and Jessie...they talk a little more game and then get quiet... Jeff’s spy screen smile 9:57am Jordan is still scratching Jeff's back, she asks Jeff if there might be a guest host for the veto comp?...BB calls Jordan to the DR...Jordan gets up and starts fixing herself to get ready...Jeff says what did they talk about last night?...Jordan says she forgot...Jeff says remember they thought there might be a guest host and she hoped it would be Renny, doesn't she remember that?...Jordan says oh yeah!...Jeff says oh f**k!...Jordan says he's driving her bananas... Jeff says he is? they stay up talking for 3 hours going over everything and she doesn't know anything, she comes up with a scenario involving pigeons, he doesn't know where her brain is, Jesus...Jordan says "Jesus sista"...Jeff puts on his contacts, Jordan gets a clip from the bathroom, clips up her hair, gets her blanket and leaves the bedroom to go to the DR...Jeff kicks off his slippers, sits down and while taking a sip of water looks towards the spyscreen at Jordan walking by, a cute smile comes upon his face😊 Jeff says Oh yeah 12:19-12:24pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele have been napping upstairs in the HOH before the POV comp...Jeff & Jordan get up and are giggling over the fact that they can barely tell there is a person under the covers (Michele) and that she is making noises...Jordan claps her hands to try and get Michele to moan...Michele wakes up and Jordan says that she was mmm'ing and she clapped to see if she would moan. Jeff playfully pushes Jordan onto the bed...Jeff sits down on the round chair, he tells Michele that he wanted to hear a more elaborate moan, he has only heard her say no...Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says 12...Jordan says she is ready to play for the POV...they get quiet...Michele fake yawns and says she's going to go back to napping...Jordan gets up and spins Jeff around, he laughs but he stops after a couple of spins because it's going to make him sick. Jordan goes to sit on the chair/Jeff's lap and Jeff pulls her hips down towards him and says "Oh yeah"... Jordan gets embarassed and says "Jeefff!"...Jeff says what? he was just relaxing... Jordan then grabs Jeff's picture of him, Mimmo & Barry and she says it's weird seeing him with a watch...Jeff says "let me see my throw down", he wonders what watch it was?...he figures it's his Kenneth Cole watch, the black one...Jeff keeps looking at the picture and he smiles saying "Barry"...he wonders where the hell they were?... Jeff realizes where they were, it was Hooters LOL...Jordan says "it was?"...Jeff says yeah...feeds switch out...they return shortly after, Michele has left to go to the DR...Jeff says "I can't even talk to her"...Jordan changes the view on the spycam and sits down, they start talking about Russell... Ignoring Russell & not asking Michele questions leads to another tiff 12:24-12:53pm At some point while Jeff & Michele were napping, Jordan was awake and heard Russell knocking at the HOH door but ignored him...Michele has been called to the DR and Jeff & Jordan get a chance to talk… Jeff and Jordan are talking about Russell coming up and Jordan not opening the door for him...Jeff tells Jordan that it was a stupid, dumb thing to do, next time not to do that even though there isn't going to be a next time...Jordan opens her eyes wide at Jeff...Jeff says all she has to do is say "what's up?" and then pretend you're sleeping and say you'll talk later, now he's downstairs fuming and wondering a million things about why they didn't answer the door... Jordan asks Jeff what he and Michele were talking about when she was listening to Bob Marley? anything?...Jeff says no, she said her and Russell don't talk about stuff...Jordan says Michele is sticking up for Russell...Jeff says that Michele says that Russell is all about the final 4...Jeff says he presented Michele with a scenario where she played dumb, as if she hasn't thought of that fu**ing scenario, of course she has and she doesn't say anything? f**k her! Jeff says she is being sneaky and he can't stand her giggling, he hates it, he can't stand it...Jordan says they have to split them up, if Russell wins the POV maybe they should backdoor her...both Jeff & Jordan think they will win the POV...Jeff wonders how they are going to get Michele to use the veto if she wins it...Jeff says he told Michele that her and Russell are attached at the hip now and Michele said they're in the HN room...Jeff says that Michele is lying when she says that her and Russell don't talk about stuff and he brings up the fact that she should feel bad after he called them both out in the BY and got made fools of...Jordan says she is being sneaky. Jeff, in an agitated tone, tells Jordan that is why he wanted her to fu**ing talk when she was "pretending" to listen to Bob Marley, she could have asked a question or two too...Jeff says for her not to give him this look that says that he always turns on her or that he's saying she never does anything because she just didn't, she could have said something, she could have answered the door because now they will say that Jeff didn't answer the door and then they say Jeff asked them all the questions... Jordan just stares at Jeff... Jeff says for Jordan to not tell him that she's not sitting back and not doing anything because that's exactly what she's doing and if she doesn't think she is, take it the way she will because why she didn't ask any questions? Jordan says she doesn't know, she figured he would do it...Jeff says "because you thought it was so comfortable for me to ask the questions? I don't want to talk to her either"...Jordan says fine, when Michele comes back she will ask her some questions... Jeff says he's just saying and that they have the same conversation every night, she could ask her too, she's more her friend than he is so she would get more out of her...Jordan notices on the spyscreen that Michele is coming and says "shut up...you're always yelling at me"... Jeff starts to talk...Michele walks in and Jordan says "I know, but why do you always have to yell at me"...Jeff says he's a loud talker...Jordan says "I know but you're always"... Michele hugs Jordan and says it's ok Jordo...Jordan says "he's always yelling at me" (there goes Jordan again playing the victim card and making Jeff look bad, sharing personal business, not a fan of her doing this)..Jordan says to Michele "so what do you think about everything?"...Jeff asks Michele what that hug was for?...Michele says she likes to hug Jordo...Jeff gets pissed saying Michele doesn't even know what Jordan said so why is she hugging her and not him?...Michele says "sorry Jeff"...Jeff gives Jordan a look...Jordan says "what Jeff!!?"...Michele says Jeff is mean... Jeff says how does Michele know what she said? she could have been calling Michele a fu**ing asshole right before she walked in and then she hugged her for that? why do people automatically assume Jordan is always cute and right?...Michele awkwardly giggles saying that Jeff is getting mad for nothing...Jeff says Michele walked in and just assumed something and don't tell him that she doesn't have a problem assuming things because she assumes a lot in this house...Michele goes to hug Jeff too but he doesn't want one...she's banned! (he should have banned her stupid hugs permanently!)...Jeff says people are about to get laid out in there. Jeff looks at Jordan and makes fun of Jordan saying "what? were you gonna cry and go bake cakes for people?"...Jeff & Michele laugh but Jordan is not amused, she is pissed!...Michele says she came in at the wrong time and she should leave now...Jeff says you gave Jordan a hug when maybe she is wrong...Michele says everyone is wrong...Jeff says he is probably wrong but he's sticking to his points. Michele says "you're cute when you're angry" GAG ME🤮 Jeff smiles and pulls at his hair in frustration...he asks if anyone wants cheese LOL...Jordan nods no and Michele says she'll have some cheese...Jeff asks what is wrong with Michele?...Michele says she can't fu**ing eat...Jeff says oh yeah, shit...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to try it? even if she did, she wouldn't want it because she is mad at what he said, they'll try it later alright?...Jordan gives him a look... Jordan turns the talk to game...she asks Michele what she thinks about everything?...Michele says she's sticking to the plan, she doesn't want to get shanked. Jordan - huh?...Michele says she is kidding but remember the time you guys threatened us...Jeff says who? oh, when we were outside and I couldn't get to the bottom of whatever the f**k was going on, somebody was lying...Jeff & Jordan humor Michele by going along with the idea they are getting rid of Kevin...Jeff asks a hypothetical scenario for the following week to see what Michele will say, she doesn't exactly inspire confidence in Jeff and Jordan with her answers...basically Jeff & Jordan put the boots to Michele for the next 20 minutes or so. Jeff smiles at Jordan and she says what?...Jeff says nothin', I know you're upset with me, it's ok... Michele asks if they are seriously mad?...Jeff says that Jordan is for things he says...Jordan looks genuinely upset...Michele says she deserved a hug then...Jeff says she didn't know that, don't get him started... This exchange below was a pre-cursor to the big fight between Jeff and Jordan that caused them to sleep separately 3 nights later and the ensuing conversation about keeping things between them... Michele then points to Jordan and says "you told me that you guys got into a fight"...Jeff (again never liking when Jordan would tell their personal business) says she was just joking...Jordan says "we bicker"...Jeff says "yeah, that's better...and don't tell people, you see how that comes off already, what you say in this house, we got in a fight joking and she goes they got in a fight and she tells Russell hey, it's good they're fighting and then all of a sudden the whole house thinks we're fighting because you cracked one joke" Michele says she knew Jordan was being "jokey"...Jordan says that they were bickering...Jeff says if you want to see fighting wait outside the door...Jordan says she thinks she is going to sleep in the SS room tonight and give Jeff his space (foreshadowing moment)...Jeff mutters ok...Jordan says she thinks Jeff is getting annoyed so she'll leave him alone...Jeff mutters ok... Jeff says she is going to change her mind in 5 mins anyways so don't worry about it...Jordan says she won't, she will sleep there because she can tell Jeff is getting irritated with her. Jeff did NOT sound thrilled with this...he says he's not getting irritated with her...Jordan says she can tell, he's like a time bomb, she can just tell...Russell walks in...Jeff says it's because she says goofy shit... Jeff wants to explain what happened...he asks Russell if he came up earlier? Jordan didn't get the door...Russell shows how he stood at the door and left...Jordan asks why he didn't come in?...Jeff says he had his headphones on, he fell asleep and when he woke up Jordan told him someone came to the door and she didn't feel like talking, he told her why didn't she just open the door to let him know they were sleeping?.. Jordan says the door was unlocked...Russell says "Jordan, you made me feel like a yo-yo"...Jeff says he knows that's how it feels when you're out there...Jordan repeats the door was unlocked...Jeff swears he was sleeping with his headphones on...Russell says that clip is going to be on TV...Jordan who is now even more pissed that Jeff called her out in front of Russell says it won't be, it was Jeff was sitting with his headphones, she was halfway asleep and didn't feel like getting the door and the remote was on the table, she didn't know who it was so she didn't say anything and Jeff yelled at her...Jeff says he didn't, Jordan says he did...Jeff says to come to his own conclusion...Russell says if they want to be alone, he doesn't mind...Jordan in a loud tone says "no, the door's unlocked though!"...Russell says he doesn't barge in...Jeff sees what Russell means... Russell tries to make a joke about the whole thing and lighten the mood and it kind of works...Jordan says that Jeff was being...but she doesn't say anymore...the tension is diffused temporarily when they start joking about Casey...Jeff thought his speech was good even though others thought it wasn't...feeds cut out... Jordan flips Jeff the bird 12:59-1:02pm The feeds were cut off and when they return Jordan is not up in the HOH...Jeff is up there talking to Russell & Michele...Jeff spies Jordan coming up to the HOH door, he jumps out of bed and locks the door to show Jordan a lesson about ignoring people at the door...Jordan groans...she knocks and waits for a bit to see if someone answers and Jeff waits inside the HOH with a sly grin on his face...Jeff opens the door when he sees on the spy screen that Jordan is walking away, he laughs and keeps telling her to come here but she is not amused...she flips him the bird all the way down the spiral staircase... Russell & Michele ask why she is mad?...Jeff says it's because he is busting her balls, what she did earlier was rude, if he knocked and someone didn't answer he'd be so pissed, he fell asleep with his headphones on and didn't hear Russell knocking and when he asked Jordan after why she didn't answer, she said she just didn't feel like talking, it looked stupid...Russell says it's alright, is she like that because of her period?...Jeff says yeah, she's so pissed all the time, he says one thing and she's pissed, she had 5 days of whatever the f**k  that thing was and now it just started... Watch the quad cam to see the whole thing evolve...what is interesting is that at the same time Jeff is bitching to Russell & Michele, saying that Jordan is really pissed at him (I think Jeff felt bad at this point) Jordan is downstairs complaining to Kevin and Natalie that Jeff is mad that she ignored Russell earlier in the HOH and locked her out just now. As Jeff would say Good Times!! 🥴 The feeds would go to trivia shortly after this for the POV comp (the banana one)...Jordan wouldn't be seen again until after the feeds come back... Jeff after the tiff 1:22-1:42pm After Jeff had (half) jokingly locked Jordan out of the HOH room, Jordan is nowhere in sight and Jeff (in bed) is with Russell (in a chair at the little table) and Michele (in the round chair) in the HOH room... Jeff & Russell talk sports while Michele sits quietly listening...feeds go off for 10 mins... A LOT more sports talk...Russell then asks "is Jordan really still downstairs?"...Jeff, who has been pretending to be sleepy, hoping they would leave, says "yeah" with a grin...Russell tells him he might have some making up to do...Jeff says she's got some relaxing to do Oh Jeff 😬 More awkward, forced conversation, control room, etc...Jeff gets called out by production for obstructing his microphone...he says "I'm not talking" although he had been...his tone was almost like "I'm DONE talking"... Russell gets up to use the HOH bathroom, he walks into the stall and says "tampons, huh?"...Jeff says, "yeah, I know"...Russell says "something you need to tell me, Jeff?"...Jeff responds "it's like I'm fu**ing married with no luxuries"...Russell and MIchele giggle...Jeff is thoughtful and sings a line from "Cry Me a River"  :) Russell leaves to make coffee and Michele tries to start her pathetic flirting 🤢 Jeff puts on the headphones and ignores her so she leaves THE FIGHTING LEADS TO THIS DURING THE POV COMP Shower after the POV 4:20-4:25pm The feeds return after the POV to Jeff taking a shower in the HOH bathroom...Jordan is in her Easter egg towel...she asks him what he's saving his wine for?...Jeff says "maybe tonight?"...Jordan says no, she says they should save his wine for when they are left in the final 2...Jeff peeks over the shower door and says "so we can make bad decisions?"...Jordan "no!" LOL Jordan says when Jeff gets out of the shower she has something she wants to say...Jeff says when she gets in there (shower) he has something he wants to do Jordan laughs...Jeff steps out of the shower saying this season is all about saving energy and stuff so from now on they should just shower together, they are doing the world a favor, not just them ;) ...Jordan says "we're doing you a favor"...Jeff says he just cares about the environment LOL Jordan says she will wait to shower to talk, she doesn't want to irritate him...Jeff says no, they have time, he's going to stand there and put lotion on, get in there but btw she's making him sick with her dirty legs, she's getting dirt everywhere, just shower...Jordan gets ready to shower...Jeff throws her clothes on the floor of the shower...Jordan comments on how she couldn't get up the slide during the comp. Jeff mentions the cheese again and Jordan says she'll have some maybe later, she was mad at him at the time and didn't want any...Jeff asks if she's still mad at him?...Jordan hmmm's and says not as much...Jeff says a little bit?...Jordan said he hurt her feelings...Jeff says "do I need a good talking to later?"...Jeff moves towards the shower and says "do you wanna work this out in the shower? he's got something he could work out in the shower" LOL...Jordan tells Jeff that he has to stay up there because they need to talk...Jordan gets in the shower and asks Jeff for a towel...she pokes her head out and gives Jeff the cutest smile... Jordan says "thanks, thanks BFF" and takes her shower... Shower & shave chat 4:26-4:31pm While Jordan showers, Jeff shaves...before he does, he randomly says "Jordo"  :) Jeff says competitions are so much more fun when you win...Jordan gets grossed out by a banana peel (she brought in from the comp), she says she's actually going to wear the shorts (from the comp)...Jeff says he's going to love his shorts, he loves the shorts from Target...Jordan says Jeff's going to have to talk to her in a little bit because she can't hear a word he's saying...Jeff says it's not important. Jeff continues talking to her LOL...he asks Jordan where her compact mirror is?...Jordan tells him it should be in her makeup bag, it's not, he keeps looking...Jordan says her Luminous stuff isn't going to last too much longer...Jeff says "it's not in there Jordo" :) Jordan says to grab her foundation compact...Jeff says it's ok, it's not that bad, he just wants to do the back of his neck but they can do it later...Jordan says she'll do it for him tonight...Jeff says ok. Jordan says she loves getting messy like that, doesn't he?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she can't believe she was the first one out...Jeff says he knows and there were a thousand Ronnies...Jordan says all the others had already gotten there and she knew they'd all be right and then there she was...Jeff asks what did I tell you about not quitting though?...Jordan says she didn't quit did she?...Jeff says she didn't...Jordan says she got the banana, went up there and waited...Jeff says good for you...Jordan says even though she couldn't get up the fricken thing...Jeff says good job but it didn't matter...Jordan asks Jeff if he's excited?...Jeff says "that I won?...yeah"...Jordan asks if this is his first POV?...Jeff says "no, second, remember I took myself off the block?"...Jordan says "oh yeahhhhhh" This next part sounds like a mafia movie lol Jordan says "I forgot about that Gucci" Jeff says "I got all the power now sista" Jordan says "yeah you do" Jeff says "nobody makes a move without me" :) Jordan says again she can't hear him...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan continues talking again LOL she says it was so funny when Jeff said he had a banana...Jeff says Michele was so nervous, she got all freaked out when Jeff made a noise, you can definitely rattle her...Jeff finishes up and says he needs to have a good DR sesssion...FISH... JeJo banter - making a deal 4:33pm When the feeds return from fish...Jordan is out of the shower in a towel and Jeff is about to do his hair... Jeff says "see, when you say scenario, please tell me who is eliminated before you say the scenario, not 2 weeks from now when 6 people are still here, alright?" Jordan says "okay...gotcha" Jordan then says "and when I talk to you will you not like yell at me or raise your voice at me?" Jeff says "deal! but if you give one scenario with 6 people here 2 weeks from now, it's over, deal's off" Jordan says "ok, ok you lost" Jeff says "you lost!" Jordan says "gotcha...geez" Jeff says "I'm not yelling, I'm explaining the rules" Jordan cutely says "what happened, what happened to the Jeff I met?...I'm just kidding"  :) Jordan says this is what happens when you get in power, you fight..Jeff says "no, you're getting power hungry, you're drinking the juice that everyone else was drinking, you gotta keep it cool sister"...Jordan says she's trying...Jeff says there's a long way to go and this week is crucial... Post POV talk in the HOH 4:34-4:50pm Jeff finishes up fixing his hair and Jordan gets dressed after taking her shower...they continue talking game... Jeff says that next week and this week are crucial and he thinks he's pulling the trigger...Jordan says she thinks he should...Jeff says he thinks it's going to happen, it's the smartest move for himself... Jordan bends down to get her hairbrush from the bottom drawer and Jeff says that he was going to "blow" one right there...Jordan says that would be kind of funny...Jeff farts and says see, that's the one that would have been on her...Jeff says to leave the whitestrips out, he'll do them later tonight...Jordan wraps her hair in a towel saying they need to start talking... Jeff and Jordan poke fun at Michele saying she gets so into the competitions and was crying...Jeff says the slide was pretty hot though....Jordan has unwrapped her hair now and proceeds to destroy her wet hair with vigorous brushing 😯 Jeff picks up his letter on the table and starts looking it over...Jordan says Jeff is doing what she did, she kept reading hers over and over again...Jeff puts some cologne on and FISH...when feeds return J&J are sitting at the table talking game... Jordan tells Jeff what was going on during the POV comp, how Natalie was talking to her about the game, where the bananas were and she didn't want Russell to see them talking, she saw Russell looking over at them...Jordan says she has a major feeling she'll be targeted if Russell stays, she says she told Jeff that if he won the POV it was a sign, she has been saying her prayers, this is a major opportunity... Jordan says she was hoping that Michele wouldn't win POV, she knew Russell was pulling for Michele, it just shows that Russell is not with them...Jeff knows, he saw it too during the competition...Jordan says Russell wanted Michele to win...Jeff says oh, yeah...Jordan says they definitely have to break them up...Jeff says he didn't like the talk he had with Michele this morning. Jeff says he isn't throwing Jordan under the bus by any means and for her not to get too paranoid but he's going to tell them (K&N) that if he takes them off the block...Jordan interrupts saying that she thinks Jeff should save Natalie...Jeff says he's taking Kevin off because he's a better player and he'll tell Natalie to not worry about one thing, they have the votes (to get Russell out)...Jordan tells Jeff that Natalie swore to her that if she doesn't go home this week that Jordan and Jeff would never go up, she'll be so loyal to them, she owes it to them both...Jeff says Natalie is saved either way...Jordan says she promised Natalie she's safe...Jeff asks when she told her that?...Jordan says after the POV...Jeff says he has a couple of days to think about it, the ceremony is Monday, nothing is set. Jordan says this is Jeff's chance to get Russell out, they need to break up Russell and Michele and that Jeff made a good point, they can't go up against them two, they're too strong...Jeff asks that people stop saying that Russell is the best fu**ing competitor in there because he doesn't win everything...Jordan says she knows, she's just saying...Jeff says Russell is no gift to God, he says he goes in the DR and they tell him he's the best competitor they've ever had, STFU! Jordan thinks Russell needs to go...Jeff says he has a million reasons why, first off the vote for Jessie, he doesn't know why but he can't swallow the pill...they both agree that they can't trust Michele either...Jeff says she's acting fishy...Jeff imitates how Michele looks when she's lying/hiding something, she has no poker face at all...Jordan says it was weird that Russell told Michele they couldn't talk during the day because it looked suspicious, aren't they all supposed to be a team?...Jeff says yeah, he's an idiot...Jordan says she has a good feeling about them getting rid of Russell... Jeff says he's going to tell them (K&N) that if he takes them off the block, he doesn't go up period, Jordan isn't the target and Michele is the target and then they go to Michele and tell her they're final 3, if Michele wins, it's Kevin out, then they go to the finals with Natalie once they get Michele out (if it was only that easy! 🙁 ) ...they go over the plan details and possible scenarios Jordan thinks it's meant to be after both of them winning back to back HOH's & POV's...Jeff says he thinks Kevin is a man of his word 😬...Jordan says it feels right doing it this way, she doesn't have a bad feeling...Jeff likes it too but is going to go over every option...Jeff tells Jordan to not say it's happening for sure, keep them guessing so they'll even be more grateful after and be willing to offer them more in return for safety (how'd that work out for you? ugh)...Jordan asks if she won HOH again who she would put up? she'd probably put up Kevin and Michele...FISH... Farting grossies 4:51-4:56pm The feeds return with Jeff bashing Michele saying she's "stupid crazy"...Jordan says she was getting anxious during the comp when it was down to Jeff and Michele...Jeff says he kind of knew he was going to win...they talk a little about the banana comp...Jordan says Russell still doesn't trust Jeff...Jeff says he shouldn't because he feels like telling him right now that "he gawn"...Jordan giggles... Jeff looks through the mini fridge and asks if Jordan wants the little pizza, he'll have a little piece of it...Jordan does...Jordan says that Natalie is so funny, she's like a little rat...Jeff casually rips a fart 🤢 Jordan says "OMG Jeff!"...Jeff says "Jordan...it's gross"...Jordan asks if Jeff is really this gassy all the time?...Jeff says no, he swears to God he's not, he gives her a reason to not believe it but...Jordan asks if she just brings the gassiness out of him?...Jeff says no, he thinks it's the stress in the house...Jordan asks stress makes him gassy?...Jeff doesn't know, it's something...Jordan says it's something in the air...Jeff says he doesn't rip them like this all the time...Jordan says it seems like he does... Jeff asks if BB is going to make a little thing on TV about that because they ask him about farting and they asked her...Jordan says definitely because they asked her about her farting too...Jeff says they're going to show them laying in bed (farting)...Jeff says "eww Jordan we're going to look like grossies"...Jordan says "you told America I stink!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "now, you think guys are going to go out with me? no, they'll think I'm the smelly girl" (you don’t have to worry about that Jordan 😉) Jeff says "hey smelly, you want a drink?" LOL! Jeff then says Russell must be shitting right now for sure huh?...Jordan says he's going to put on a fake front like he's excited (for Jeff)...Jeff says what would he do if Russell won HOH and POV? he'd be uhhhh! he's got to be dying, he's got no control...Jordan says Russell was staring at her and Natalie...Jeff says it's going to be a long couple of days...Jordan says he'll either go vocal and yell (yep!) or go quiet and talk to the other side for votes... Jeff says Russell will approach the other side...Jordan says Jeff has to talk to them beforehand...Jeff says he'll tell them for their safety, they must vote the way he wants...Jeff counts the votes just to make sure he has them to get Russell out, he does...Jeff then says they might as well make a big pizza and he takes the smaller one downstairs to put in the freezer...he leaves... Yeah baby 5:15pm Jeff is putting away dishes in the kitchen...Jordan joins him...Jeff puts away something in the cabinet under the counter where they eat and as they walk by each other, Jordan touches his butt...Jeff says "yeah baby"...Jordan stands by the sink...Jeff purrs :) and takes a sip of his drink, he approaches Jordan, gets real close to her and whispers "make out?"...Jordan says hmm and presses her face against his neck... Jeff says "yeah, that was close enough"...he grabs the tongs and tries to pinch her boob with them and they laugh. Seen in this video at the 3:13 mark https://youtu.be/1SGixrJyqWU Kitchen chat 5:46-7:10pm The whole house (except Russell) chat in the kitchen. Jeff squeezes Jordans cheek at one point when she was telling a cute story. 90210, Gremlins, The Simpsons, J&J talk a while about their serving days, watching past seasons of BB in sequester, Jeff talks about Diane looking like his ex girlfriend & they talk about Diane & Drew. Jeff says Diane reminds him of Lydia (acting like a school girl), Lydia's obsession with Jessie, Talk turns to Jessie (SO FUNNY), Jeff gets fired up when Natalie tells them that Jessie said Jordans way of choosing the Have Nots was a cop out, Jeff's impersonations of Jessie. Michele goes off when Natalie says Jordan was the only one who liked Jeff week one. A LOT of Jessie Talk… Slap on the butt/pinch on the cheek 7:17pm Jordan & Jeff are outside with the other HG's discussing laundry...Jordan says she's going to lay down she's tired...Jeff follows her inside and asks her where she is going?...Jordan says, as she closes the sliding glass door, that she's going to lay down for a second...Jeff comes in and slaps her butt...Jordan asks if he cares?...Jeff says no, he's going outside...Jordan says she'll probably listen to his jams. Jeff saunters up to Jordan and says when I come upstairs will we make out?...Jordan slaps his belly and says no, she pinches his cheek. Jeff says later? when you say later it's bullshit...Jordan says maybe...Jeff says alright, he'll take it. 😊Jordan goes upstairs...Jeff goes outside... Wanna take a bubble bath? 10:04-10:07pm Jeff is outside smoking on the fridge...Jordan comes outside eating a bowl of ice cream and asks Jeff if he wants a bite?...Jeff takes some...Jordan sits down and asks Jeff if he wants to take a bubble bath?...Jeff eyes open wide and he says "what?"...Jordan says "wanna take a bubble bath later?"...Jeff says "me?...with you?" (his eyes open really wide) Jordan nods and Jeff says "wow"...Jordan says "rekindle" LOL Jeff says "we gonna light candles in there?" Jordan (wanting to make up) says "after the whole drama"...Jeff says "what drama?"...meanwhile Michele has joined them ugh...Jeff says "oh, so you got pissed"...Jordan thinks there was drama...Jeff says he's over it...Jordan says she's a little over it...Jeff says "you need a bubble bath"...Jordan says she's a little sour, hmm? Jeff doesn't respond... Jordan says you know the cameras would definitely be like (makes a honing in camera sound), she smiles...Jeff says they would love it if we were in a bubble bath...Jeff says it's Saturday night...Jordan giggles and says and we could open your bottle of wine...Jeff says he was thinking about it...Jordan says no, in the bubble bath...Jeff says "we're not taking a bubble bath"...Jordan says "we're not?"...Jeff says she can...Jordan says they will be in their bathing suits...Jeff says it will just look weird but he then says if they make out he'll go in there... Jordan says that will even look more weird...Jeff says they should just go for it, put on a show, they can fart in there and make a jacuzzi...Jordan doesn't respond and they both quiet down... Get crunk & make bad decisions 2.0 10:49-11:03pm Jeff, Jordan & Russell are sitting on the couches outside in the BY...they are discussing the fact that they were given no alcohol tonight on a Saturday night, they wonder what is up with that?...Jeff says that Russell had alcohol every night when he was HOH, he'd always come out with wine & beer, production must hate him, he gets nothing...they talk about Casey and how he did good (on the voiceovers for the banana comp)... Jordan wonders how his DJ stuff is going?...Russell tells them they talked and he said he wanted to stop doing it, he was getting tired...Jeff says he'll play it up now because of BB...they talk about Casey being 40, Jeff being 31...Jordan says Casey is 9 years older than Jeff and 18 years older than her...Jeff says "there you go Jordan!"...Jordan says "wow". Jordan says her bday is coming up soon...Russell asks when it is?...Jeff quickly says "November 21st!"...Jordan says "good job"...Jordan says "that's soon right?"...Russell says 2 months (nope three!) ...Russell says his is soon, in September...Jeff says "holy shit, it's September next week"...Russell says he's kind of sad though because it's opening day of dove season. (HUH?) They talk about how Russell told everyone that story but as usual people tune out when doing the HOH reveal, Jeff says that's why he told everyone to get out of the room, no awkward shit. Jeff says he likes seeing everyone's HOH though...they talk about feeding the fish, Jeff does, Jordan didn't, Russell kind of did...Jordan thinks fish are gross...Jordan asks if they can pick them out of the tank...Jeff says no, they're not toys, not on his watch sista!...Jordan slaps Jeff and squeezes his arm. Jeff jokingly asks if there is beer?...Russell says there's the wine, he can crack it open for Jordan...Jeff says "you wanna get crunk?"...Jordan says "now? it's already eleven though"...Russell says it's never too late to party...Jordan says they should wait and open it later to double it up...Jeff says "and make bad decisions?" Jordan looks up to the sky shyly...Russell says Jordan didn't say no so it's still a possibility...Jordan says "oh geez...Jeff's horny"...Russell says they all are. Talk turns to the DR and how they hate being called there when they are sleepy, Jeff says that Michele took the battery for his mic so he was pissed so he asked her and she was "heehee" and he was like "gimme that fu**Ing thing"...they laugh...Jeff wonders how she confused the "Jeff" label with "Michele"...Jeff says in the morning you're fu**ing so crabby, half the time he doesn't even have his contacts in, he thinks a chair is a person. Jordan says her sister is the meanest morning person...Jeff says he hates "morning people" when they're all like "good morning!" (all chipper) and you're like "what?"...Jordan flips the bird at the imaginary morning person LOL and says "shove it"...Jeff says yeah...Russell says "Halie!"...Jordan says Halie is her other personality...Russell says him & Jeff saw her today. Jeff pokes Jordan in the face and says "you gave me the finger today"...Jordan in a somewhat British accent says "did you see it?"...Jeff in a British accent says "did I see it?"...Jeff says he saw her...Jordan says "on the camera?"...Jeff says he came outside, when he wouldn't let her in the door... Jordan says she flipped the bird to the camera...Jeff says so that's why production is pissed...Jordan says she thought Jeff's spy screen was zoned to the kitchen so she walked up to the camera and gave them the finger and told production it wasn't for them but for Jeff. Russell pretends to feel bad that Jordan didn't open the door for him, he gives her a hard time...Jordan says the door was unlocked...Jeff says it wouldn't take much to just say "come in"...Jordan demonstrates LOL...Russell says that made him cry for the first time in the house. LOL Jeff says "see"...Jordan says "tension, tension my friend"...Jeff says "tension what?"...Jordan says "me and you"...Jeff says "no, it's over"...Jordan says she knows, they (DR) even asked her...Jeff says "what? and what'd you say, he's getting on my nerves"...Jordan says "oh no"...Jeff says "worse?"...Jordan says that she told them that sometimes she gets on his nerves because she's around Jeff a lot...Jordan gets called out by BB... Russell says "you guys are so the showmance of the show" (yep!) Jeff says "it's not a showmance"...Jordan agrees and says she thinks they're just...uhhh... Out of the blue Jordan says she can't wait to go out drinking and dancing and have a good time...Jeff & Russell say that was a change of subject...Jordan says she saw Natalie kind of dancing and it reminded her...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff is telling Russell how Jordan just switches topics like that. Jordan continues on about how her and her friends go out, get drunk, dance & scream and get super duper excited, they act crazy and she loves it...you know?...Jeff doesn't look amused LOL but says "yay!" Jordan says she misses that. Feeds cut out & return...Jordan is talking about eating breakfast at the strip club. Jeff has never heard of that...Jordan ensures them it's a "nice" strip club 🤔 Jordan says they have a buffet...Russell has never eaten at a strip club before...Jordan says if they come down she'll take them out there, it's fun... Jordan says Jeff likes her boobs 11:40-11:43pm Jeff is playing pool with Kevin...Jordan is sitting with Russell & Michele on the couches. The mics are focused on Kevin & Jeff who are talking about pool but in the background Jordan can be heard talking about her boobs, she is saying she was flat before, she is excited to have something to grab etc...Russell says something to Jeff that is inaudible but it has something to do with Jeff and Jordan's boobs... Jeff says he gets the downlow...Jordan says "Jeff you like my boobs, shut up...I'm just kidding"...she laughs and says she's kidding again...Russell says that is a good thing...Jeff says I didn't say anything, I like your boobs...they're good boobs, they're good boobs...at the same time Jordan is saying that they haven't done anything, they (BB) would know if they had done something, Jeff would probably be in a better mood, he would release some steam...Jeff laughs and says "hell, yeah" Russell says a lot of steam...he says Jordan would probably be in a better mood. Jordan says me? oh, I'm just in a bad mood because I'm on my period, I get like that...Jordan says she gets really moody...Jordan starts talking about her scars and she shows it to Russell & Michele...she says it's thick, she puts lotion every night...Russell goes on to describe his ex gf that had double D's and looked like a porn star. Feeds cut out and come back to Jordan saying she would have never gone bigger, even when she first had them in, she felt they were too big, her mom said they were huge, she called her Dolly LOL Jordan says now it feels like her boobs "fit her".

August 11 Jordan sitting on Jeff’s lap 1:02-1:05am Jordan has been sleeping, it's ultra late... Jordan is sitting on the kitchen counter, gets off and goes over to where Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table and sits on his lap. He squeezes her and gives her a kiss on her back :) Jeff says she smells like coffee kinda, lol, Jordan says she hasn't showered, it's from laying out today. Jeff tells her she's never going to go to bed tonight...Jordan says she will. Chatter about talking loudly at night...Jordan says she's loud at night...Jeff says she gets louder as the night goes on. Chatter about the playdoh creations...Jeff says he loves his little stuff...Jordan says she knows, he's so proud of it. Jordan tells Jeff she wants to go lay down...Jeff is surprised, he says he'll go lay down, Jordan says she's going to go get ready. Jeff squeezes her once more for good measure before she gets up JeJo late night talk - Dream, Bees & Farts 1:14-1:29am Another one of Jeff & Jordan's late night/early morning talks amongst lots of hugging and cuddling and giggling... Jeff and Jordan go to bed..they both complain about their backs...Jordan mentions that when the lights went off earlier in the room, the window (where they can see into behind the scenes) looked creepy, thinking someone was walking by, it was scary...Jordan says my bad, she didn't work out tonight but she'll do it tomorrow morning...Jeff says he did...Jordan asks if he feels better?...Jeff says he does actually, he didn't know that Jordan went to sleep (earlier that night), he didn't know where she was...Jordan says "so you had to come find me?"... Jeff says "yeah, I'm lost" awww ♥️ Jeff touches Jordan and says "am I cold?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he wanted to wake Jordan up because it was 9, he didn't know or think she was going to sleep through the night...Jordan says she was trying to but here you can't...Jeff says the naps he take after 5, he sleeps like a rock...Jordan says she was going to wake him up but she didn't...Jeff says he only slept 2 hours...Jordan says she had just started cooking 30 mins before Jeff woke up and she thought she better wake him up because he'd oversleep...Jeff says it was the best nap especially when you're in the HN room and then you get a real bed, then it's like boom. Jeff says even when he comes into the SS room in the morning, he's right out...Jordan giggles saying Jeff always has his hood on saying scoot over...Jeff says he doesn't want her getting pissed...Jordan says she doesn't get mad...Jeff says to expect it tomorrow morning too...Jordan knows and says her and Laura did the same going immediately into the GR to sleep. Cute moment when Jordan says that Laura was in her dream, does Jeff want to hear about it?...Jeff says "of course" :) Jordan says normally she dreams about outside the BB house but lately dreams she's inside the house, is that weird? does Jeff do that?...Jeff says it's because that's her world right now, he knows what she means though... Jordan recounts the dream, she says that Laura came back to the BB house and everyone was mad, she came back with a vengeance, she was evil...Jeff laughs saying "with a vengeance" ;) Jordan says she thought, oh no, she's back, what's she going to do? she knew she had to get rid of Laura and on top of that she was evil and devious, her and Jeff were talking to Laura and Laura says she was close to Jessie, telling him she always liked him and Jordan was like what??...Jeff asks if they did it? LOL Jordan says Laura and Jessie were close, they were dating, like a couple and noms came, Laura was HOH and she put Jordan up and Jordan said "you bitch!"...they giggle...Laura was mad at Jordan for not helping her last time and she told Jordan that she had to go before her, she was sitting in the green chair and that's all she remembered of the dream...Jeff says at least Jordan wasn't evicted... Jordan says it's weird, she asks Jeff to guess what Laura was wearing when she came back?...Jeff says "a red dress"...Jordan says "yes, how did you know?"...Jeff says "because the devil wears red"...Jordan giggles...Russell (who is in the room) poots and Jordan calls him out LOL Jordan says that she told Jeff about the times she was up on the block she had dreams where Julie Chen says "you are evicted from the BB house" and it freaked her out...Jeff says that's where her mind was at, she can't think like that...Jordan knows but she was on the block...funny interaction here...Jeff, who is imitating how Julie talks to them on the live shows, says "Jordan?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you are evicted"...they giggle...Jeff laughs about her saying "what?" and says what if Julie Chen says "Jordan?" and she's like "what?"... Jeff laughs...Jordan says that's what Braden would do...Jeff says "the votes are in...Jordan?...what?"...they laugh. Jordan wonders if where they sit has anything to do with eviction or votes?...Jeff says no, not at all...Jeff says that's what he's going to do if he's evicted, they'll say "Jeff?" and he'll say "what?"...they laugh...Jeff says for sure, go out with one final joke and then bust a window open...feeds go to fish... They return with Jordan talking about something being crooked and her wearing them for 9 months (?)...Jordan says they need to capture all the bugs they can find, put them in a jar and throw them into the spiderweb, they'd be so happy...Jeff says he saved a dead bee today...Jordan says "you saved it? how did you save it?"...Jeff says he put it on the ledge...Jordan laughs...Jeff asks if she thought he was going to make a memorial for it?...Jordan realizes what Jeff meant...Jeff says no, what did she think he was catching bees outside?...Jordan laughs saying it was already dead...Jeff says he said he saved a dead bee...Jordan didn't hear that part...Jeff says "I resuscitated it?"...they laugh...Jeff says he brought it back to life, he squeezed it's little body, he did CPR LOL 🐝 Jordan brings up the night she got the bee stinger in her toe...Jeff asks if it was Braden who took it out?...Jordan says yes! aww, he doctored her...and Jeff just sat there!...Jeff says no, he didn't (yeah he did lol)...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff grabs/pinches Jordan somewhere which makes her laugh/hurt...they rustle around...she ow's...Jeff says "Jayeff"...Jordan says her sister used to pinch her like that...Jeff says that the back of your arm or leg really hurts (when pinched)...Jordan agrees but asks Jeff not to do that...Jeff won't...Jordan asks why it hurts?...Jeff doesn't know...he cuddles Jordan and pinches her saying "how about that?" LOL Jeff says it fu**ing kills back there, they'll do it tomorrow...Jordan say no then ow's...Jordan says Jeff's on a pinching spree...Jeff giggles. Jordan says she shouldn't have eaten that cookie, it was so good though, she's been better not eating cookie dough...Jeff says it's the same as eating cookies...Jordan disagrees and reminds Jeff to not talk about that...Jordan is about to fart, she warns Jeff...Jeff tells her to do it "over there" away from him...Jordan farts a semi-silent one ...Jeff eww's and Jordan giggles...Jeff says it was a little gasser, it's gonna reek, eww gross!...Jeff who is still under cover asks if it reeks?...Jordan giggles saying she doesn't smell it...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell it...Jordan asks why? (umm is she serious? lol)...Jeff says he gets grossed out...Jordan laughs saying Jeff poots all the time...Jeff says he's a guy (umm that's a lame reason Jeff lol)...Jordan asks if he gets grossed out when girls poot?...Jeff says yeah if it fu**ing makes him want to throw up, it's pretty gross...they keep laughing... Jeff doesn't care if she farts but he doesn't want it reeking up for 10 minutes...Jordan keeps laughing...Jordan says he'll get grossed out?...Jeff says that if his girlfriend 😉 farted like Russell, he'd fu**ing break up with her ...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he's just kidding... Jordan says "I remember the first time I heard you fart"...Jeff says "you do? that's romantic"...Jordan laughs and says she thought eww, she thought it was weird but not now...Jeff says he does it 50x a day...Jordan says guys are gassier though...Jeff says nobody cares while cuddling up closer to Jordan...feeds go to fish… JeJo late night talk - Jordan’s home life 1:49-2:26am (I think during this conversation Jeff fell for Jordan even a little harder than he already had...) Feeds return to JeJo with Jeff and Jordan talking about popping zits in the mirror and being scared by people behind the mirror LOL...they get quiet and then Jeff asks Jordan to tell him another story...Jordan tries to think of one...Jeff is thinking of a game they can play...Jordan mentions how it would be scary if BB did a Hallowe'en theme...Jeff mistakenly thinks they will be in the house for Hallowe'en...Jordan says they won't be...Jeff snaps out it and says yeah, yeah, they're not, nevermind...Jordan says BB told them the latest they would be there was Sept. 25th... Jordan says her dad's bday is Sept. 20...Jeff says if Jordan is there long enough BB will probably fly her dad out...Jordan says what if her mom comes too? her parents hate each other...Jeff asks if they can't even get along for them?...Jordan hums no...Jeff says "oh really?"...Jordan hums no, says she hates him...Jeff says "oh f**k, I didn't know that, I thought they were good for you guys"...Jordan says no, they'd start fighting, they haven't seen each other in 2 years... the feeds go to fish... They return with Jordan talking about her dad dressing like Tommy Bahama...Jeff says his brother loves that, he loves the Hawaiian look...Jordan continues describing her dad's style, she says that when he was skinnier he looks like Alec Baldwin, she could see that before, not now though, her dad got excited one time when two girls told him he looked like Alec Baldwin, she heard that story so many times...Jeff giggles about that...Jeff asks if Jordan was mad at him at any point?...Jordan says oh yeah, she was pissed! Jeff asks about Peyton and her dad...Jordan says he hates their dad and hasn’t talked to him in 2 years...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan swears to God...Jeff asks about her sister?...Jordan says her sister does, she's the closest to their dad and she's sensitive about him...Jordan says she's in the middle...Jeff says Jordan is the closest to her mom?...Jordan says omg, yeah but her mom and brother are BFF too, her sister and dad are more BFF but she's close to her mom too...Jordan goes on to describe their family dynamic and what happened to cause the break up of her mom and dad's marriage...Jeff cuddles into Jordan listening to her opening up to him, he takes it all in... Feeds come back to Jordan continuing talking about the breakdown in her parent's marriage...Just after 2am Jeff gets up to get the glass of water he left outside on the dresser...he settles back into bed and keeps listening to Jordan talk about her dad's change in behavior...Jordan talks about how her dad lost his job, she doesn't know the real reason, he's a mystery, after that her dad changed...Jordan says on her 21st birthday they found out they were being kicked out of their house, her dad hadn't been paying the mortgage 😟 Jordan keeps explaining their home/financial situation...Jeff is in disbelief hearing all of this...Jordan says the house went into foreclosure...Jeff says wtf?...Jordan says they lost everything...Jordan voices her suspicions about her dad being on drugs...Jeff says he was thinking the same thing...Jordan says she hopes they don't show all of this, her dad would kill her...brief fish LOL...Jordan starts talking about lawyers and FISH again... Jordan says she had to work extra jobs plus she knew she wanted her boobs done so bad, she was set on getting it, she told her dad she was doing it and he didn't believe she could afford it...Jeff says "you saved up all yourself and did it? that's awesome"...Jordan says she worked 7 days a week, she says she knew she wanted them so bad and it made her so determined to get them, she's like that...Jordan says she helped her mom out but now since her boobs are done, she can really help her out even more...Jeff says that's good...Jordan says she caught her mom crying and tried to pep talk her, everything happens for a reason... Jordan goes on to say that right before Jordan was recruited for the show, her mom was so down, Jordan knew she had to get done with school, her brother won't be able to go to school because of his learning disability, he needs to find his niche...FISH... Jordan says her mom was crying about everything and shortly after someone came up to Jordan and asked her about BB, she didn't take the offer serious from day one, she thought yeah right, even after she came out to LA the first time she thought there were so many people she'd never make it but she did! 😊 Jordan says everything does happen for a reason and she tries to stay positive even after the times in the house where things looked bleak because the person who wins isn't always the most athletic or the smartest, it's luck too, it depends on things, there's strategy too but you never know...Jeff says she's right, you don't...Jordan puts up a scenario, who knows they might make it to the final 2? she tries to see herself making it...Jeff says he always tells her positive things. Jordan gets a little tongue tied...Jeff says "that's nice, I'm glad you told me all this" :) ...Jordan says "that was an earful wasn't it?"...Jeff says "no! it's nice that you told me"...Jeff hugs Jordan putting his face near her armpit and Jordan giggles saying she's a little stinky... Super cute moment when Jordan says that she doesn't want her dad being mad at her...Jeff is hugging Jordan and asks why she's doing something with her stomach? (hard to hear)...Jordan says "nothing, I feel fat"...Jeff squeezes her saying "stop"....he reaches over her face to try to kiss her but Jordan denies him :( Jordan is worried what they will show...Jeff thinks they won't show anything, he hopes not...Jordan says her dad will be mad at her...Jeff says it would take a whole episode...Jordan doesn't want her dad being mad, she's starting to get along with him more now...Jeff asks if they talked before she came out there?...Jordan says the day she found out, she never talked to him but he texted her "good luck honey". Jeff says her grandparents bailed them out, she sounds forgiving of her dad now, she's had talks with him but she used to have a lot of anger towards him, that's why she rebelled years ago, she didn't care about anything, she was being so irresponsible, she cringes when thinking of the things she did, she doesn't do those things now, she doesn't have an addictive personality. Jordan says it definitely wakes you up and makes you realize things, it makes you a better person going through all of that, some of her friends have had an easy life compared to her and she would get so mad...Jeff says it makes you better...Jordan keeps talking about her family situation now...FISH... Jeff and Jordan talk about people doing drugs...Jordan says she knows people that do them and maintain a "normal" life...Jeff doesn't think anything good comes of it, he knows a ton of people that do them, "everyone" he knows does them...Jordan tells her mom that, she'd be surprised how many people do it and how easy it is to get it, it's expensive...Jeff says yet another reason (to not do them)...they get quiet...then Jordan says her mom has been dating someone...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says she loves him...Jeff asks how they met?...Jordan explains...FISH... When they come back Jeff cuddles into Jordan again...Jeff asks if it's weird seeing her mom with someone else?...Jordan says no, she's just happy for her, her sister doesn't like it but Jordan told her she can't be like that...Jeff says "that's cute Jordan, you're a good person"...Jordan says "thanks"...Jordan asks if Jeff has any good stories? she just old him an hour's worth...Jeff says "mmmm, that's nice, well not nice but you know what I mean"...Jordan says it's basically her life story in 2 years...they spoon and cuddle getting ready for more stories... JJLNT - Best friends, technology & the internet 2:26-2:43am Jordan starts talking about her BFF she's had since 3rd grade, she's so funny, they do everything together but she started dating this...FISH...Jordan says her mom is the one from Louisiana, she cooks all that great food, there are 3 sisters, they went to Mardi Gras and everyone kept saying she looked like Kate Hudson...Jeff says "really? your friend? I like Kate Hudson, she's cute"...Jordan says she's cute and funny, she can't say her name...FISH... Jordan has another BFF that she calls Beezay, she's like a big ball of energy, she's been her friend since 9th grade, they met in SS and cheated off each other all the time, she's so dumb, she told her mom that she was relying on Jordan to get her through school...Jeff giggles over the irony saying good luck...Jordan knows, they giggle...Jordan says her friend (Megan) was so excited she was going to be on BB saying they could get their range rovers! was she going to buy her one?...Jeff says "Jesus" 😋 LOL Jordan says she has another friend Jesse that's really funny and sweet, she's a ball of energy too, she's works with her at the salon and she has another one, Brooke, who is the mother of the group, she's smart and funny, she's a good person, so laid back, they have never fought, she's dating a guy they call Officer Grosse...Jeff says "Officer Gross? is he gross?" 🤣 Jordan says no, his last name is Grosse, he's from New York, she thinks they'll end up getting married, she starts talking about how Brooke dated another guy for 4 years and now she just started dating this guy and they are already talking about getting married, isn't that funny? how that can happen...Jeff says you just know it's not going to work...Jordan says isn't that weird?...Jeff yawns saying when you find the person you want, that's all...Jordan says Brooke just knows, isn't that good?...Jeff says yeah, he hopes he does. Jordan asks if Jeff won what would he do, travel?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what else?...Jeff says he doesn't like thinking about it too much, it's a bad omen but he would travel and then set up his life, it's life changing money...Jordan talks about Dan, how he invested it and has an easy job now...Jeff says you still have to work...Jordan agrees... Jeff starts singing "I wanna get freaky with you" Jordan says he's going to get in trouble...Jordan says she wished she had a CD burner...Jeff says he has a burner in his eye, it's killing him, what's going on? LOL Jeff asks if she doesn't have one in her laptop?...Jordan says she doesn't have one, she has a computer but not the internet...Jeff says he's buying Jordan an iPod and sending it to her house right away...Jordan asks if you can't get a cheap, small, dinky one?...Jeff says he's going to get her a good one and fill it with all his jams...Jordan laughs and doesn't understand how all that works. Jeff farts loudly and Jordan says "oh man"...Jeff cracks up! saying "ah, dude, I don't even care"...Jordan asks how downloading works?...Jeff explains how iTunes works with your iPod, he gets the music for free but you can buy it...Jordan giggles...Jeff continues explaining...FISH...Jeff says he has 500 songs...Jordan is shocked...Jeff says there are bigger ones, his is 500, he shuffles them all the time...Jeff says it's so easy...Jordan says the reason she doesn't have the internet is she doesn't like sitting there trying to figure it out...Jeff say it's easy if someone showed her...Jordan says if she had the internet, facebook or myspace she'd probably be on the internet a lot more and like it...Jeff says yeah, she should try to learn a little bit because it's now and the future 😉 Jordan admits that she had to get her friend to help her with email for the show, she didn't know how to send and respond..Jeff says it's because she never did it before...Jordan says she had internet back in middle school when it was popular (LOL) and in community college she never really sent emails, so she called her friend to help her, she wasn't doing it right, she is computer illiterate...Jeff says if someone was there for a week helping her she'd get it, she has to know how to do it...Jordan says what she wants to do when she's older has nothing to do with computers. Jeff says but in the future she'll need it, like paying her bills online...Jordan says heck no, she'll never do that, she's too scared...Jeff tries to talk some sense into her...Jordan says her mom works for a bank, she'll get her to do it...Jeff says "Jordan, you've got to learn to use it at some point, ykwim?"...Jordan says "I guess"...Jeff says everything revolves around the internet now...Jordan says people are trying to make everything too high tech when you don't need to use it...Jeff says you don't have to but it makes things easier...Jordan thinks people are so lazy..Jeff agrees but...Jordan says people are so lazy, she asks Jeff if it's true you can place your grocery order on the internet and then just go pick up your groceries?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says how ridiculous is that? that's the dumbest thing ever. (Looking back on this convo is hilarious, Jordan had no clue how she’d change) Jordan says she can see it for the elderly but if you're young, no...Jeff says what if you are busy at work and have to pick up your kids, you have to drop them off at soccer, you’ve emailed your order in and then picked it up to save time...Jordan says you can shop when the kids are at soccer then...Jeff knows what she's saying, he agrees with her but...Jordan says she thinks people take advantage of those things...Jordan repeats she thinks people are lazy and it's dumb (totally disagree, it's called managing your time & having time for things you really love to do)...Jeff sees her point about people being lazy though, they're staying indoors so much but people do have to work more now... JJLNT - Being a kid, jellyfish & being cute 2:43-3:05am Jeff and Jordan continue chatting about how the world is now...Jordan says she has relatives that have lived long lives, they worked hard, they still drive, if they can get out there and do things for themselves why can't young able bodied people do that?...Jeff gets her point and thinks she's right, he said that the other day, that kids don't play outside...Jordan says she was always outside...Jeff too, he'd get in trouble for staying outside too long, now you can't get kids to go outside because they're always inside playing games on the computer, playstation... Jordan says another thing that isn't good, she heard Ronnie say his marriage almost broke up because he spent too much time playing video games, she thinks people get addicted to those games, it's ok to let your kids have it but restrict their playing time...Jordan says in the neighborhood she lived in, there were so many kids, it was so much fun, there was always something to do, they'd make forts in the woods, play in the creek, play football in the field of a church...Jeff says that's cool...Jordan says she wishes she could be little again, you don't realize how much fun it is, just playing all day... Jeff snuggles into Jordan again...Jordan says her and her best friend played something called Inventions, they'd make up things to play with or do, they'd get hurt sometimes...Jordan turns to spoon with Jeff...she continues talking about how her one friend got banged up flying off a bike...Jeff says that's how he got the scar he has on his foot, he was on a scooter flying at what seemed like 100 miles an hour, he flipped over and wiped out big time...Jordan says she did that on her bike once, she flipped over it, it fell on her, her head was pounding, this fat girl who lived 2 doors down from her picked her up and carried her home 😜 Jordan is about to tell another story but Jeff wants to pee so he tells her to hold it, he gets up to leave saying she is motoring 100 miles an hour and he's getting tired, it's good...he leaves... Jeff comes back & Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says 2:45...Jordan says that's it? it feels later...Jeff throws in some game talk saying that if Jessie left, Lydia would evict herself (he would leave 2 days later )...Jordan giggles and says probably...Jeff says "she loves that fu**ing guy"...they talk about where they are in the house and then get quiet...Jeff asks what Jordan was saying?... Jordan tells the story about falling on a swing set, she fell on her neck, had a rope burn...she also tells about a piece of wood shoved up her knee, she flipped over her bike, she broke her arm and told Jeff that, she got stung by jellyfishes and a Portuguese man of war...Jeff says really? she didn't tell him that story...Jordan swears she did...Jeff says she didn't, he would have remembered. Jordan explains that she was on vacay with her fam, her sister and her were in the water, she jumped in front of her sister and jumped in a school of jellyfish, they all attacked...Jeff asks if they were at Myrtle Beach?...Jordan says no, Hilton Head, the man of war got on the back of her leg and it's tentacles wrapped around her leg...Jeff says no!...they wrapped tight around her leg, her leg was raised and red, she cried for an hour straight, it was circular shape and she had purple slashes...Jeff says "holy f**k! just from playing in the shallow water?"...Jordan says no they were going out and trying to ride waves, they were in a group...Jeff asks how old she was?...Jordan thinks 11 or 12...Jordan says they were in a wave...Jeff asks why Jordan doesn't jump a couple of feet?...Jordan says she didn't see them...Jeff says "no in the bed" 😂 Jeff asks Jordan to move over a little, he has no room, he's going to fall off...Jordan says it felt like a sharp rope brushing up against her leg and she jumped, then it started clinging and wrapping around her leg really fast, she started crying...Jeff says "holy f**k" again, he asks if she grabbed it?...Jordan says heck no, she was kicking and screaming in the ocean...Jeff says people probably thought it was a shark attack...Jordan says her brother went running the other way...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan says her sister kept yelling what!? what!?...Jordan says she felt 2 on her knee, a few on her ankle, she had 5 marks on her leg, omg, it was so painful...Jeff tells her to talk softer :) Jordan says her sister carried her out of the water and they were pouring salt water, vinegar on her...Jeff asks if anyone peed on her?...Jordan says yeah they had her brother pee...Jeff says he just fired it out and peed on you? Jordan says no, they had him pee in a cup...Jordan says they say to never go in the pool after a jellyfish bite, it makes it 10x worse...Jeff asks if they stuck to her...Jordan says she kicked hard to get them off...Jeff can't believe she didn't run out with them on her...Jordan says she was in shock and scared, her instinct was just to kick in the water...Jeff says he saw a guy on TV who got stung on purpose so he could find out the best cure, the guy was in sooo much pain... Jordan says she went back to where they were staying and she cried for an hour straight...Jeff says he's heard it's really bad...Jordan says she had to go to the doctor for it, she had to take antibiotics, it hurt so bad... They hold hands under the cover...Jordans says for awhile she was scared to go back into the ocean, she will stay on a raft or jump on someone's back, she gets scared when something brushes up against her leg, she even gets scared with seaweed...Jordan says a guy she worked with was a surfer and he came so close to being next to a shark...Jeff says Braden said that too...they giggle about Braden's story...Jordan says the only time she saw Braden serious was when he had to give his speech...Jeff says he was nervous...Jordan says well duh! it's nerve wracking... Cute moment when Jordan asks if she looks nervous when she's talking to Julie?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff, being goofy, says that Jordan's teeth stick out more...Jordan huhhhh's...Jeff cracks up laughing and says he's joking, he's just joking...Jordan says "yes they do"...Jeff in a cute voice says "no they don't, I swear to God"...he explains he was just doing that with his teeth, he was thinking of a shark, he relates it to a movie Jordan hasn't seen, nevermind. Jordan asks again if Jeff can tell?...Jeff says about the teeth thing, no, LOL "but you can tell, you can tell you're a little nervous but it's cute"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "it's cute"...Jordan says "is it a bad nervous?"...Jeff says "what did I just say?"...Jordan just wants confirmation...Jeff says "it's cute, you look cute" Jeff complains a little that Jordan is always so nervous before live shows and won't talk to him, he tries to get her attention but she brushes him of...Jordan admits she does that...Jeff says he tries to joke around with her and she won't have it...Jordan knows but does she twitch?...Jeff says no, she's not that bad but she's super nervous, that's why he tries to relax her...Jordan says she doesn't want to answer questions wrong...Jeff says you just have to answer them normal...Jordan says she does, normal for her...Jeff says he knows but others don't, they try to hard...Jordan says you feel like you're at a pageant...Jeff says he knows people get nervous...Jordan didn't like her answer last time...Jeff says she did fine, she didn't look bad... JeJo late night banter :) 3:05-3:09am Jeff and Jordan have just finished up talking about being nervous during the live show...Jordan straddles Jeff's body with her leg...she hasn't shaved...Jeff says "geez Jordan"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "f**k, I feel like I'm hanging out with Bob"...Jordan sits up saying she's going to shave them tomorrow...Jeff says her and him feel the same...Jordan laughs and lays back down saying that she has nasty hair that's dirty, she hasn't even washed her body...Jeff grabs Jordan around the chest and says "mmm, come here baby" 🥰 Jeff has his hand on her boobs...Jordan says "I'm waiting for your hand to move"...Jeff says mmm, mmm...Jordan says it's uncomfortable...Jeff says it's perfect...Jordan makes the excuse that it's not, his arm is going to hurt and go numb...Jeff moves it...Jordan doesn't want Jeff to go to bed because she needs someone to talk to...Jeff says he's talking to her but if she scratches his back he'll stay longer...Jordan says hmmm?...Jeff repeats...Jordan whines "fine"...Jeff gets all agitated saying when was the last time she scratched his back? for real?...Jordan asks why he gets so mad? just turn over...Jeff says she makes it such a fu**ing big deal...Jordan says "don't cuss at me"...Jeff says he wasn't, he was cussing in general, he didn't say "fu**ing Jordan" Jordan turns to get in position to scratch and says "no, but listen, just learn this, whenever you say something and you raise your tone of voice like that and you say the F word in it and you raise your tone, it makes it seem like you're yelling and you're being meaner, so just remember that" Jeff starts to talk and Jordan is already laughing, he says "on that note, scratch my fu**ing back right now" 😂 Jeff gets in position to be scratched...Jordan says she hates when people raise their voice at her and use the F word...Jeff says he's not raising his voice at her...Jordan says he said "effing"...Jeff says "shut up"...Jeff asks "you can't scratch my back?"...Jordan says she is! and she does LOL...Jeff says "Jesus, fu**ing pulling teeth"...Jeff says he thought they were supposed to be cool? now he's not even enjoying it...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff repeats he's not enjoying it...Jordan says why? does he want her to stop?...Jeff says no...Jordan says to quit complaining...Jeff says ok...Jeff suddenly grabs Jordan's hand and puts it on his butt and then farts 🤪 They crack up! especially Jeff...Jordan says "why did you fart on my hand? gross!!"...Jordan says what if that was a hot one and he did that? she would have been mad at him!...Jeff keeps laughing and says he can't believe they just fu**ing rip them in front of each other...Jordan doesn't care, she thinks it's funny...Jeff says obviously :) JJLNT - Kids, high school & sports 3:09-3:27am JeJo continue talking...Jordan tells Jeff she's never met anyone that likes to be rubbed as much as him...Jeff says she tells him that all the time...Jordan says "you do, did your mom rub you all the time?"...Jeff says they've had this discussion 5 times...Jordan knows...Jeff says he told her that he was hyper (as a kid) and she would scratch him to calm him down...Jordan asks if his mom rubbed him until he fell asleep?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she heard that before from other people...Jeff says yeah, he kinda got used to it, you know?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "you know?"...Jordan says right...Jeff gets a little agitated saying that he hopes she's listening so they don't have this conversation in two days... Jordan says she thinks it's exciting too though when you have a little kid and you're putting them to bed, rubbing their arm and they're about to fall asleep, they're cute and it's yours, you made it...Jeff mmm, hmm's but says not if it's your third one (like him) and he's climbing the walls, it's probably not that cute then...Jordan thinks they're all cute, she says there's a lady that comes in the salon that has 4 or 5 kids and they all kind of look alike, they're so cute and all blond. Jeff says "I know, I can't wait to have kids" 😊...Jordan asks if it's bad for a woman to have kids later in life, the baby is prone to more disorders...Jeff says yeah, that's what he's heard, you're not supposed to...Jordan says some women do and they're fine...Jordan says it's better to for guys to have kids later...Jeff says then you're an old dad...Jordan says she just means it's better to wait until your 30's as opposed to your 20's which is too early to be a dad...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan keeps scratching in silence... Jordan says her aunt had her first baby around 30, 31 or maybe late 20's, her kids look like the dad not her...Jordan says she'll be mad if her kids don't look like her...Jeff giggles...she'll be mad just because LOL...Jeff says the kid will have something from Jordan...Jordan says her mom said she was an ugly baby...Jeff says some babies are ugly, what are you going to do?... Jordan says when she popped out everybody was like ughhh, everybody was saying she sure didn't look like them, she looked like a hoot owl with big 'ole eyes, she was skinny, she wasn't the cutest baby...Jeff says (what about) everyone who think they have the cutest baby in the world...Jordan says her mom didn't...Jeff says that's good, your mom is real...Jordan says that her mom said she got cuter when she got older and fatter...Jeff just keeps giggling. Jordan says her sister was "real" fat, she had white hair...Jeff says "real" fat, how fat is "real" fat LOL...Jordan says she had to go on a diet...Jeff asks "as a baby?"...Jordan says yeah, her mom would squeeze her sister but when her mom would squeeze Jordan, she would give her mom a dirty look...Jeff says "I know that look" they giggle... Jordan keeps scratching in silence again...Jeff thinks she is done and then directs her to scratch a real itch...Jordan asks if Jeff was an athlete in high school? (LOL! as Jeff would say, what show have you been on for the last month?😂 ) Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff was actually like the clique he was in?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if he was popular or a dork?...Jeff says he wasn't the most popular but he was alright, he didn't give a f**k in high school, he was an athlete but didn't give a f**k about anybody...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he just didn't, he just wore the same clothes to school everyday, he didn't care...Jordan asks if he was grungy?...Jeff says no, he wore a sweatpants and a v-neck t-shirt everyday, he didn't care, he was just kind of a dick...Jordan asks if he looked different?...Jeff says no, he looks pretty much the same, exactly the same...Jordan says she looks exactly the same too. Jordan says that some people get better looking, there was this one guy who was so dorky in freshman and sophomore year and then jr & sr year he got so hot and everybody wanted him...Jeff says oh yeah?...Jordan says he got better looking...Jeff sarcastically says "lucky guy" (JMO but Jeff never liked it when people would base their opinion of a person on their looks, how hot they were) Jordan says he made some changes, got rid of his glasses, etc, he grew up, some guys in the earlier grades looked they hadn't gone through puberty, they were little...Jeff giggles and asks "do you love him?"...Jordan says she liked him as a friend...Jeff says "I'm just joking...I'm just joking Jordan" Jeff asks "you miss your friends huh?...Jordan says she misses her girlfriends because they're all so happy and fun, they're not negative, they put her in a good mood...Jeff says "I wanna go there one day" :) ...Jordan says "where?"...Jeff says "by you" 😊 Jordan says oh yeah, you can...Jeff says he wants to fu**ing crack up... Jordan talks about how her friends all knew the code to her house and they would all crash at her house whenever they needed to...Jeff says that would be fun, he'd come if the Bears were in town, that'd be perfect...Jordan says maybe her dad could get tickets or maybe she could get tickets if she wanted to, although getting tickets is harder when the teams are good, she asks if the Bears are good?...Jeff says no, they're not the best...Jordan says they'd be easier then...they compare the Bears and the Panthers...Jeff turns back and thanks Jordan for the backscratch saying she did a good job. :) Jordan asks what's more popular? football or baseball? Jeff says Chicago is a football city but if the Cubs were to ever win the World Series, Chicago would go bananas...Jordan asks who normally wins? the Yankees?...Jeff says yeah but the White Sox won a couple years back...Jordan asks where they are from?...Jeff says Chicago...Jordan didn't know there were 2 teams in Chicago...Jordan asks why? because it's so big?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan asks why she doesn't have a baseball team?...Jeff doesn't know but they just got a basketball team (Charlotte)... Jordan says there's some controversy over a baseball field they built and some Nascar thing...Jeff says they're probably trying to establish the city, get more teams...Jordan says Charlotte is definitely growing like crazy... Jordan says they have the football stadium that is huge and the Nascar Hall of Fame, Jordan worked at Dale Earnheardt's bar...Jeff says people from Chicago don't like Nascar, he shouldn't say everybody but he thinks it's so stupid, he doesn't get it, they drive around in a circle fu**ing 500 times...Jordan giggles...Jeff says how do you watch it? what lap are you on? 300? ok call me in fu**ing 4 hours when they're done driving, he doesn't understand it...Jordan says you can camp out and get drunk...Jeff says he means on TV?...Jordan says it's fun when it's live, it's loud, you need earmuffs, she talks about how a racer spun out and luckily the fence stopped him from hitting anyone...they talk about how instant death would be if that car hit you...Jeff has never understood racing, he knows people love it but he doesn't get it... Jordan says when you're in the crowd and drunk, it's fun but people can get out of control, it's just a bunch of rednecks yelling, it's fun, people grill out...Jeff asks if you can bet on it?...Jordan thinks so, she talks about Speedstreet in May, how they block off roads downtown, they have concert stages, there's food and beer, everyone and their mother is there, it's fun...Jeff sarcastically says "sounds like a blast" LOL Jordan says it's crowded, so crowded… JJLNT - Cute stories & whispering 3:27-3:46am Jeff says when he comes visit (to Charlotte) they'll have to hit up "beatstreet"...Jordan says beatstreet?...Jeff says Speedstreet, whatever the f**k it is LOL Jordan says that's in May, he'd have to wait ...Jeff says "oh you lost"...Jordan says she missed it this year because she came out to LA for finals, she was gone for a week...Jordan says when they were filming Talladega Nights, Molly Shannon was filming a scene in a restaurant near where her parents were...Jeff sarcastically says "exxxciting"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "no for real, that is pretty cool"... Jordan tells a story about a lady on the top floor of a restaurant who kept trying to scoop her cake and it fell onto the floor below and cake went everywhere, it was so funny...Jeff says "you're funny Jordan" 😊...Jordan says "not really"...Jeff says "you got good stories, I like how you get all excited about little things, it's cute" Jordan says "thanks" Jordan can't take a compliment so she starts talking about her hair, asking if it stinks?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she keeps playing with her bangs, she can't wait to get a haircut...Jeff says him too, he cut it today and fu**ed it up a little bit...Jordan says her friend Char gives the best haircuts, all the men go to her...Jeff says Char?...Jordan says Charlotte...Jeff says Charlotte from Charlotte?...Jordan says no, she's from Buffalo NY... They return with JeJo talking about Maine, about New Jersey being a dirty state...Jordan says she doesn't think she'd like it up north, is where Jeff is from the north?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan starts babbling something about heathers? heathens? (not quite sure what that is about LOL)...they then talk about northerners vs. southerners... Jordan says you can tell a northerner because they are louder and have more of a stronger presence...Jordan talks about a lady from New Jersey who goes to her salon, she was surprised that people talk to you in grocery stores in Charlotte, in NJ they don't even look at you...Jeff says that makes sense...Jordan asks if they do that in Chicago?...Jeff says pretty much...Jordan asks if they don't greet you nicely?...Jeff says no, they're not super friendly, they just do their job, they're nice but they're not all country LOL Jordan says when she goes to the store they start conversation and she talks back...Jeff says there are too many people, how are you going to talk to 10 thousand people every shift?...Jordan says she'll talk to them saying "hi, how's your day going?"...Jeff says "awww" :) Jordan says they tell her good...Jeff says people just leave each other alone...they talk about how it's cute and sweet that grocery stores will hire people with disabilities to work there, they're so nice...Jordan says she hates it when people are rude. Jordan tells the story of when she was at a hotel and the maid asked her if she wanted more trash bags, Jordan didn't hear, asked her what she said, then the lady mumbled it so Jordan asked her again nicely what she was asking and the lady said "trasssshhh baaaagggs" it was so funny...Jeff asks if Jordan laughed?...Jordan says her and Peyton laughed, of course because the lady had attitude...Jordan wants Outback when she gets home (random!) ...FISH... Jeff is now talking about paying his bills by cheque while he's gone and his parents are taking care of his mail...Jeff tells Jordan to move her bush (hair)...Jordan says sorry and giggles...Jeff says he's getting cranky...Jordan says "well go to bed then"...Jeff says she's motoring and he's trying to wind down... Jordan says he'll have so much mail...Jeff says email, f**k, it's going to be so weird getting into the swing of things...Jordan says yep...Jeff says with work, he doesn't even want to go back...Jordan asks if he's serious?...Jeff says no, he's just going to be so fu**ed up going back, he won't even know what he's doing...Jordan says she leaves work a week and she feels rusty...Jeff gets more water and then lays back down and snuggles into Jordan saying he wants to go to sleep right now :) Jordan says he only has 2 more days, didn't that baked ziti look good?...(thanks for rubbing it in Jordan!)...Jeff says yeah!...(I think Jeff pinches her because she ow's lol)...Jordan says she'll fix him some when he's off of slop...Jeff says forget it, he's not fixing her nothing no more...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "I'm joking, it'd be nice if you did that Jordan"...Jordan says if Jeff cooks he has to cook for her and vice versa Jeff says yeah, the first time she cooked he was on slop...Jordan says she was craving it, she had to eat something good...Jeff says it did look good, he wanted to eat it...Jordan says the sauce was so good 🤨...Jeff says he's making pasta first thing...Jordan asks if he knows how to make Alfredo?...Jeff doesn't know how from scratch, there's no Alfredo sauce...Jordan says she cut up celery, she likes it with ranch...Jeff says he'll make good pasta on Thursday, put a lot of meat in it... Jordan asks why Jeff rattles his feet? how does it make him fall asleep?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says she tried it but it just disturbs her...Jeff cracks up laughing...Jeff doesn't even know he does it...Jordan says it was so funny that Kevin thought he was...Jeff says "jerking off?" LOL Jordan asks what year Jeff graduated?...Jeff says 96...Jordan says reeeeallly?...Jeff says "let me guess, you graduated in 2005?" just as Jordan says 2005 LOL Jordan starts counting the 9 year difference Jordan says she graduated 9 years later...Jeff says cuz he's 9 years older... Jordan says she's getting kind of sleepy...Jeff too...Jordan says she was motoring, she gets going...Jeff reaches over her, mmm's and gives her a few silent kisses, then sniffs her...Jordan says for him not to sniff her, she probably stinks...Jeff gives up 😒and says "ahhh, fu**k", he turns on his back...Jordan wonders what time it is?...Jeff says 4, 3:45... Jordan turns towards Jeff and asks where his ear is? she wants to tell Jeff something...she starts whispering in Jeff's ear...they talk and giggle about what they're whispering about and then Jeff whispers in Jordan's ear and Jordan giggles...Jordan whispers in Jeff's ear and Jeff takes the opportunity to hug Jordan closer...more giggling amidst whispers...Jordan wants to talk more but Jeff needs to whisper ...Jeff wants to know where Jordan's face is at...Jordan says it tickles...more whispers...Jeff loses his train of thought because I think he's just happy to be surrounding Jordan 🥰..Jeff whispers about the wizard...more game whispering...Jeff cuddles Jordan more and mmm's...he says he got a hair in his tooth and Jordans giggles...Jeff mmm's again and whispers "that's all...we'll talk more later" LOL Jordan deflecting again says she's going to lay out tomorrow, she needs to...Jordan says Jeff needs to quit rattling...Jeff stops and she thanks him...Jordan needs to go pee but is lazy to go now but doesn't want to go in the middle of the night...Jeff doesn't want to go to the other room...FISH... Goodnight - leaning on Jordan 3:50am Jordan comes back from the bathroom and settles into bed again...Jordan says it's almost 4 and the others are about to go to bed...Jeff says he needs to go too...Jeff asks if Jordan is tired?...Jordan says she's getting there...Jeff sighs...Jordan says as soon as Jeff goes to bed, she'll be able to go to sleep...Jeff whines/moans and says he could he'd fall asleep right there...Jordan asks if Jeff is staying or going?...Jeff says he can't stay...Jordan goes to grab her mic...Jeff tells her not to bother, he asks if she still wants to stay up?...Jordan says no, go!...they laugh...Jordan says Jeff needs his sleep...Jeff agrees but says he's not going to sleep in there (HN room)...Jordan says if he can't sleep, he can come back in there and they'll talk...Jeff says ok Jordan...Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says goodnight, curses and sits up to put his shirts on...Jordan says "you sleep tight"...Jeff says "you too, good dreams"...Jeff says he has to tip toe to go in there but when he does that he wakes her (Michele) up and she starts moaning...Jordan giggles...Jeff says then he'll get pissed off and he won't be able to sleep.. Jeff leans back onto Jordan one last time, he clearly doesn't want to go... Jeff says "I'll see you in the morning anyway"...Jordan says "k, goodnight" and Jeff leaves... Sleepy hammock lockdown 10:04-10:22am The HG's are locked down outside. Jeff has been laying on the hammock resting/sleeping...Jordan joins, she tells Jeff she's burning up over where she was. They lay down opposite each other...Jeff continues lightly sleeping and Jordan closes her eyes too, she secret smiles occasionally. Jordan is a bit restless but Jeff just keeps trying to half sleep... About 8 or 9 minutes go by before they speak...Jeff says "Johrrdan"...they hold hands...Jeff wants a thumb war, they have a thumb war, Jeff wins...Jordan says "you got me"...Jeff says "I beat you half asleep"...Jordan says "you've got a long thumb"...Jeff takes his foot and taps Jordan's face with it and they giggle...Jordan says that Jeff has that funny thumb that looks like Jabba the Hut...Jeff asks her where she got that from?...Jordan says she made it up...Jeff says just from looking at it right then? that's a lie...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she ever told anybody that before?...Jordan says why would she tell people that?...Jeff says because it's kind of a good one.😀 Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says it's funny...Jordan says to look at his thumb...Jeff says every time he looks at it, he's going to think that...Jordan says her friend has a hammerhead thumb. Jeff looks over at Jordan's hairy legs and gets grossed out, he says "dude, look at your legs, oh gawd Jordan!"...Jordan laughs and says she knows she has to shave...Jeff says she needs to go to a barber, not a razor. Jordan explains that she likes to shave in the bath...Jeff says he's going to throw up...Jordan says "do you think I care? no"...Jeff says to leave it for another week if she doesn't care...Jordan says then they'd be real long, she's going to shave today...Jeff says she better, she's going to be tripping over it...they laugh. Jordan says she's tired...Jeff says he wants to go back to bed...Jordan says she thinks they will be outside for awhile...Jeff wonders why?...Jordan says because they were sleeping in too long...Jeff says so they can come outside and sleep?...Jordan says no, to get them up...Jeff says he can't sleep in that room...Jordan says Jeff felt like a popsicle earlier...Jeff says "you felt me?"...Jordan says yeah, his body was cold, the HN room sucks to sleep in...Jeff says he keeps putting on layers in there...Jordan says she told him it was cold. They quiet down and then Jordan says all of them are more awake at night then during the day...Jeff says all of them are on a fu**ed up schedule...Jordan hugs Jeff's leg and then Jeff says for him to hug Jordan's and he makes a sandpaper sound rubbing up against her leg. LOL They quiet down again and then BB tells them the lockdown is over and they head inside... Jeff giggles at Jordan the gardener 12:36-12:39pm The HG's are on outside lockdown. Jeff is sitting with Kevin on the patio. Jordan is out by the end of the BY shaving her legs. When she is done, she asks Jeff if the garden needs to be watered. Jeff says "no, go ahead" Jordan, while sitting, points the hose in the direction of the garden and fires water at it, mostly hitting the windows. Jeff looks at her and says he'll do it later to not worry. Jeff smiles, looks at Kevin and looks back at Jordan... Jordan is struggling with water pressure and Jeff says "Jordan, just leave it, I'll do it later" Jordan laughs and says she'll do it. Jeff says she's going to get the windows all wet. Jordan gets up to water properly, she struggles with the hose but manages to start watering but with a lot of force practically destroying the plants, lol. Jeff starts laughing...smiles, laughs again at Jordan who is done after about 20 seconds, dropping the hose and getting her towel. She then recoils the hose and her short stint as gardener is over 😂 Jeff won’t let Jordan cut his hair...or will he? 1:24-1:31pm Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Natalie are by the pool. Jordan is on the blue raft. Jeff says he thinks he's going to cut his hair...Jordan says she wants to cut it, she says let me cut it...Jeff says he doesn't know about that...Jordan says why? she won't mess it up, she promises...Natalie thinks Jordan does hair...Jordan says no, she's a receptionist, she watches them...Jeff laughs and says "yeah, what the hell" LOL Jordan says "Jeffff, I'm serious, I won't mess it up, I promise" :) Jeff says no because he knows her, she will f**k it up and then say she didn't know and then she will think it's cute and he won't and he's already kind of pissed...Jordan says she's serious because she would get mad if someone messed up her hair, she really will try, she promises, she will take little bits and pieces...Jeff says he knows exactly to a tee what's going to happen...Jordan says listen...Jeff says he will let her do it...Jordan says ok, she says she watches them at work...Jeff says Jordan will say (after wrecking it) that it's going to grow back, it's no big deal, gawd! Jordan again says she watches them at work do it...Jeff says she's so cranky...Jordan promises she won't mess it up...Jeff says he's going to do it...Jordan says she wants to do the top...Jeff says he's not doing the top, he just cut the top and fu**ed it up himself...Jordan says to let her fix it, she cut her friend's sister's hair, you know Jeff sometimes you have to have faith... Jeff says we'll do it later...I'll let you...wash it. Jordan says she will take little bits off where you can't even tell...Jeff says it's still a no but he'll let her...Jordan says what do you mean it's a no?...Jeff says because if she f**ks it up he's going to get pissed off, if he f**ks it up he's mad at himself...Jordan says she won't mess it up, she promises...Jeff says he knows and then when she does it's no big deal...Jordan says she will be serious about it...Jordan says to just have a little fun...Jeff says exactly why no, it's not fun and it's not funny when you screw it up...Jordan asks why would she screw it up on purpose?...Jeff says he's already predicting what's happening...Jordan says Jeff needs to go back to bed...Jeff says exactly and then after he bitches about it, he's the asshole with the patch in his hair...Jordan says what if she cuts his hair and he freakin' loves it...Jeff says then he apologizes and he'll make her some slop.😁 Jordan says he better start because he's going to love it and anyways he already messed it up himself...Jeff says that's true, he will let her do it a little bit...Jordan says fine...Jeff says she will be fine...Jordan says she knows she'll do fine, she watches them all day...Jeff says he watches people paint, doesn't mean he's a painter. Natalie says she cut Jessie's hair good, it was her first time ever, she just listened to what he told her...Jordan says "see Jeff"...Jeff says Natalie's a listener, Jordan is going to take it as a jokey...Jordan says no, I'm not...Jeff yells "I KNOW IT!" Jeff says see, she's already laughing...Jordan says she's just laughing because Jeff is getting so pissed, lighten up...Jeff says he's angry because he got an extra day of slop...Jordan asks why does he have the extra day?...Jeff explains about the Gatorade thing...Jordan says "oh shit!"...Natalie says they would have never known (if not for Lydia)...Jeff says Lydia called him out...Jordan had no idea...Natalie says it sucks he got called out for one sip...Jeff says it's his fault, not her fault...Jeff says he is just more pissed if he goes on slop next week, he won't get that break...Jeff says he can't control the future so, actually he can if he wins, he says "I'm over it, it's done, let's go f**k up my hair so I have something to really complain about" LOL JeJo play badminton 3:08-3:15pm Jeff & Jordan play badminton in the BY...Jordan wishes it was tennis instead, she says it's harder than it looks. Jordan gets frustrated easily (and they say she isn't competitive! lol)...Jeff says she is doing good, she has got it...Jordan is getting pissed and she's going to quit...Jeff says no, she has got it. They keep playing but at one point Jordan gets so mad that she smashes her racquet on the weight bench. Jordan then says "fu**in A!" and Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan misses again, smashes her racquet on the grass, she says she hates this game and she's not playing anymore, she stomps off, repeats that she hates that game, she's going inside, she is pissed!...Jeff just smiles and pats her butt with the racquet as she leaves... Jordan cuts Jeff’s hair 3:27-4:01pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vRPY0H31Xo&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A&feature=c4-overview Jeff, Jordan & Michele are in the bathroom...Jeff is prepping to cut his hair, just before he starts he gives Jordan a little smile through the mirror :) Jeff starts using the clippers to cut the side of his hair...Jeff tells Jordan to come over there, he shows her how he's doing it, he doesn't want it to high, he will let her do the back, she can't mess it up (LOL oh yeah?)...Jordan looks at him through the mirror and smirks a little...Jeff asks what she's doing?...Jordan says "looking"... Jeff continues clipping the sides...Jeff asks if Jordan is nervous?...Jordan says no, she asks Jeff if he knows what he is doing?...Jeff says yeah, he'll fix it later...Jeff tells Jordan to take over...she asks exactly what to do, she doesn't want to get yelled at...Jeff says to do it just like he was doing...Jordan asks Jeff to sit down...they share a little laugh and Jeff says "oh f**k"...Jeff is confident saying that Jordan can't really f**k it up so...😉😂 Jeff hands her the newly oiled clippers and she tries to start...she grabs it in an awkward looking manner and Jeff gets a little freaked out saying "what are you doing with that thing?"...Jeff grabs the clippers and repositions them...he tells Jordan to hold on, he's gotta see, he tries to open Jordan's mirror compact...Jordan starts giggling, Jeff can't get it open, Jordan opens it with one hand and says "it's really not that hard Jeff" LOL! Jordan confirms that she goes from the bottom up, she doesn't want to hear Jeff yell later...Jordan is about to start when Jeff tells her it still looks weird...Jordan says it's more comfortable that way but she changes the way she's holding it to appease Jeff and she starts clipping...she is tentative and slow...Jeff says just to not go too high, she's doing good...he tells her to push against his head, she does and then says that it's taking off a lot of hair, is he sure he wanted that much off?...Jeff says it's over now...Michele tells Jordan it's fine...Jordan keeps going...Jeff keeps coaching her on what to do and she tries to follow...she works on the cowlicks on the back of his hair...they debate whether to go higher or cut more and then Jordan continues clipping...Jeff keeps giving his ideas and Jordan tells him to quit being so nervous.😊 Now Jordan says she won't mess it up...Jeff says Jordan's getting the hang of it...she keeps clipping and then Jeff gets testy thinking Jordan doesn't know what they're doing next...Jeff asks her if she understands?...Jordan does, she says "ok, you want all this even because you're going to go shorter with the shorter gauge with the no. 4 (ha! ) Jeff shuts up LOL...Jeff says that was good, he takes the clippers, stands up and continues doing the sides...he asks Jordan if it's pretty good?...Jordan sits down, she says yep...Jeff holds the compact mirror up to see what he's doing in the back, he says the line has to be fixed...Jordan asks what line? she didn't do it even?...Jeff asks Jordan if she's ready for the next part?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "that was a lot of hair"...Jeff keeps clipping with Jordan watching... Jeff asks if Jordan saw how what he's doing evened it a little?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and Jeff says "let's dance"...Jordan tells Jeff she needs to move the chair, she rotates it to face away from the mirror so Jeff can hold the compact mirror and watch her...Jeff says he trusts her, she needs to do the back so he moves the chair back...Jordan almost gives up saying "why don't you just do it"...Jeff says "you can't do that?"...Jordan asks again for instruction, Jeff explains and she starts clipping...they share a little giggle...Jordan says they need scissors to blend it...a little banter when they look at the haircut...Jeff says it's not going to get any better, he doesn't know what he's doing either. Jordan says she likes Jeff's hair shorter...she turns off the clippers, uses the blowdryer to blow the hair off Jeff...Jeff says "ahh, professional" :)...Jordan leaves to get the scissors, she comes back and she looks for a brush or comb...Jordan tells Jeff to sit down...Jeff says this is the danger zone...Jordan knows...she starts cutting...pretty hilarious to watch since she a) has no comb to help guide her b) is a lefty using right handed scissors and c) is so nervous to cut because Jeff keeps making things worse! LOL...they laugh...Jordan says she's concentrating...Jeff instructs her again...more laughs...Jeff says to watch her fingers...omg she cuts like 1/8th of an inch at a time!! Jordan says she doesn't want to mess up her sections...Jeff says she knows something about it, why doesn't she go to school to become a stylist?...Jordan says she doesn't want to work weekends...they agree they make good money...Jordan comments on Jeff's cowlick...she says that she barely cut any off...they move the chair back so she has a better angle, she continues cutting but is still tentative even though Jeff tells her she can cut more off... Jeff finally says "what are you cutting, a millimeter off of there?" (hmm, since when did Jeff become Canadian with his metric reference? lol)...Jordan says she'll cut a little then he can tell her to cut more...Jeff says he wants more cut LOL...Jordan says she doesn't want him to yell at her...Jeff says she did a good job, now how is the back blending?...(It isn't!!) 😛 Jordan lies and says it is...Jeff says ok...Jordan then admits that it's not too good because he cut it too short (LOL she cut it!)....Jeff says she did that line!...Jordan says he told her to go up that far. hmm lol Jessie has entered the building 😎 and says that it's fine, she just didn't blend it yet...Jordan tries to explain it away but the fact remains it isn't blended...Jordan says he can just wear it all forward...Jeff says there are too many fu**ing cooks in the kitchen...Natalie has come in and says it looks good though...they leave...they agree that it doesn't matter, in a couple of days it will grow in...Jeff says again "you're doing good though Jordan" 😊..Jordan says she told him she wouldn't mess it up...Jordan keeps trimming...Jeff says it's not bad for a ghetto haircut. Kevin and Lydia walk in and give their opinion, Lydia thinks the back needs to be trimmed, she advises Jordan what to do...Lydia says "you cut with your left hand Jordan?"...Jordan says yeah, she's left handed...Jeff asks if you don't need left-handed scissors?...usually yes, it makes it easier...Jordan smiles and Jeff asks why she's laughing, it's fu**ed up?...Lydia says to trust...Jeff says he is, he's been good...Jordan says she's never cut hair except for once...Jordan feels like she's done so she asks the others how it is?...Kevin still thinks there's a step there... At this point Lydia takes over and with more assertiveness, she starts blending Jeff's hair and does a really good job 😀...Jordan says "fix this then" and Jeff laughs seeing that Jordan was fibbing LOL... Jeff says "now those scissors are motoring, she did good though" :) Jordan tells Lydia to cut his bangs a little...Jeff is hesitant, he likes them longer...Lydia blends it all in nicely...Lydia asks Jordan about hair school again...Lydia says everyone does it and it's so competitive. Jeff sees how it looks and says "oh, this is a good jam haircut"...Lydia continues and starts doing the front...Jeff freaks out a little saying this part he's sensitive about LOL... Lydia cuts just a little...Jordan wants more cut...Jeff doesn't and they decide that's all...funnily enough Jeff says he doesn't know what they do in "Carolina's" (he would find out wouldn't he? :) ) but over here (that's how it's done)...Jordan says it's a good haircut...Jeff says "great haircut, good job Gucci's"...Jordan says she likes Jeff with his hair shorter, he looks better looking with it shorter, it makes his face look younger, not so old...Lydia says damn Jordan, that's a stone...Jeff says he didn't know they could jam a haircut like that... Lydia leaves, Jeff goes to high five Jordan, she raises her hand and Jeff falls on top of Jordan, hugging her tight...he says he's all hairy... Jordan screeches "you smushed my boob!! oww Jeff! I think you popped my implant!" 🤪..Jeff leaves smiling and Jordan leaves saying "oww, my boob"... Haircut squeezes & hugs 4:01pm Jordan gets up after getting her boob smashed by Jeff...she walks towards the kitchen holding it and laughing...Jeff is in the kitchen looking at his playdoh little Jeff... BB tells Jeff to put on his mic...Jeff comments that little Jeff's hair is super grey and heads to the bathroom...Jordan says "Jeff you smushed my boob!", she comes around the counter and stands near the hallway and says to Jeff "I think you popped it" ...Jeff, who has walked back, says "let me feel"...Jordans says "it hurts" while Jeff reaches out squeezing Jordan's boob LOL ...he says "nah it feels good" 😊 Jordan reaches out and touches Jeff's hair saying it looks better...Jeff grabs Jordan saying thank you and they hug... Jordan squeezes Jeff's butt for good measure ;) and then Jeff points out how much hair Jordan has on her top and he walks off... Jordan finally shaved 4:29pm Jeff is sitting on the patio smoking...Jordan comes outside and Natalie tells her that she did a good job (with Jeff's haircut)...Jordan says "thanks, Lydia fixed it"...Jordan approaches Jeff...Jeff says "you look clean"...Jordan says "I shaved"...Jeff says "I know, I saw" and he feels Jordan's smooth legs... Jordan says "now you don't have to feel like you're kissing a man" LOL Jeff laughs and Jordan sits down to watch the activity in the BY… Golf LUV not LOVE 9:11-9:17pm Jeff is outside practicing his golf swing, Jordan is sitting with her feet in the hot tub, she watches him...Jordan asks Jeff if he's good at golf?...Jeff says he's ok, he's not good, he can keep up...Jeff walks to the far end of the BY while Jordan gets ready to get in the hot tub...Jeff says he's going to get the balls right in the hot tub...Jordan let's Jeff know that she has a bathing suit on this time ;) ...Jeff says "wow" :) Jordan says "I know, can you believe it?"...Jeff asks "what's the occasion?" LOL Jordan reminds Jeff to not hit her...Jeff says he won't...Jeff says they're nerf balls...Jeff hits the first one in...Jordan gets in and says her boob hurts from earlier when Jeff fell on it...Jeff gets the second one in, misses the third and the fourth...Jeff smiles and Jordan giggles...Jeff walks over to the near end of the BY again and Jordan says "so what's new?"...Jeff smiles and says "nothing, how about you?" Jordan asks if Jeff likes his new haircut?...Jeff says "yeah, I do, why?"...Jordan giggles and says "and you were bitching at me"...Jeff says he was because Jordan jokes around...Jordan says "hey! just cuz I laugh and I think things are funny doesn't mean I'm going to screw your hair up"...Jeff says if he didn't tell her exactly what to do it would have been screwed up, he heard she went too high...Jordan says Jeff told her where to go...Jeff says Jordan did a good job...Jordan says Lydia fixed some of it (more like most of it LOL)...Jordan says she blended it in...Jeff says yeah but Jordan did good though :) Jeff starts hitting the balls to the far end again...Michele comes outside (big surprise 🙄)...she and Jordan talk briefly...Jordan almost gets hit by one ball, she giggles and says "bullseye"...Michele makes some smart comment about Jeff hitting Jordan in the head, ugh...Jordan says that Jeff wants to drown her...Michele makes another smart comment about Jeff wanting to drown people...Jeff laughs and says that it's a term of endearment, he told Michele he wanted to drown her... (btw Michele, he's just being nice, he only wants to truly drown Jordan) ...Jordan says that Jeff wants to drown her at the bottom of the pool...Jeff looking at Jordan says "it's a good thing, it means I love you"...Michele delusionally says "aww, thanks" 🥴 Jordan who completely ignores Michele continues to talk about her and Jeff by saying he means L U V you...Jeff signs/sings L O V E....Jordan says "no LUV not LOVE"...Jeff asks why Jordan has this giggle grin on her face?...Jordan says she loves how Jeff says "what's up?"...Jeff says she always has something to say...Jordan asks where Jeff got the word stones from?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says "you just started saying it?" Jeff says "yeah"...Michele interrupts saying to Jeff "you have a very cute vocabulary" 🙄 ...Jeff says "me?"...Michele says "yeah"...Jeff looking at Jordan says "thanks Michele"...Jordan asks "what did Michele say?"...Michele repeats that Jeff has a cute vocabulary...Jordan completely changes the subject... IMO Jordan felt a little embarrassed that she kept making fun of Jeff when Michele would always praise him or she didn't want Michele praising him Jordan yells that Michele doesn't have to put her clothes in the dryer...Michele doesn't mind...Jordan says that her dark jeans can't go in the dryer, they'll shrink...Jordan pokes fun that Jeff busted her implant...Michele doesn't play along by saying that Jordan needs to see a doctor...Jordan then changes back to the jeans saying if they go in the dryer she won't be able to get them up her ass...Michele condescendingly says that normally jeans don't go up her ass, they go over her ass...Lydia comes outside and Jordan stops talking to Michele and talks to Lydia... Who loves Jessie more? Not Jordan… 9:51pm Chima, Lydia, Jessie, Natalie, Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...they are debating whether to play the table topics game...some banter goes on about Jessie and the "love" triangle with Lydia and Natalie, who makes him food... Jeff says "who loves Jessie more?" LOL Jeff points at the game and says "that's a question in the card"...lol's all around...Jessie says "thanks Jeff"...Chima says "and crickets"...Jeff says "it wasn't me" :) Natalie says it's Jordan, she left Jeff and went to Jessie...Jeff says "he's got too many fans already...Jordan wouldn't take that chance" ;) Natalie says she doesn't know, Jordan seems like the gambling type...Jeff says "oh really? a foursome?"...Natalie says no, she wouldn't even do that...Jeff says uh, ha, a threesome?...eww's and ahh's...Jeff says Natalie is travelling down a weird path, is she sure she wants to do that?...Natalie says she has 18 year old ears, remember that...Jeff says he didn't say anything dirty...things get a little awkward and then Jeff says they better read one of those cards to kill the moment. LOL Table topics game - JeJo cuteness 10-11:20pm Jeff & Jordan play the Table Topics game with the other HG's. They end up answering questions back to back... @ 10:08 Jordan answers the question about her "perfect" day being with her mom, going for a walk, shopping, having dinner, watching TV...Jeff watches her sweetly... ...and then says "aww, cute as hell" 🥰 Jeff rubs Jordan's neck... They continue answering...@ 10:14 Jordan answers she'd go on a spiritual journey by helping out kids that are starving, in poor countries, by bringing them food...Jeff reaches over and pinches her cheek 🥰...Jordan says if she was like Angelina Jolie and had lots of money she'd adopt one...Jeff says "alright, take it easy"...Jordan says she would... @ the 10:18:20 mark (Cam 4 but for some reason the audio doesn't work when only on this cam) Jeff reaches over and squeezes Jordan's arm...Jordan smiles flexing her arm...Jeff squeezes again to feel her muscles :) Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek again, more cuteness!...Jeff pretends to give her a karate chop and then says she looks tan :) Jordan says "do I?"...they continue flirting and then Jordan jumps up to sit on the counter...Jeff almost touches her on the neck and then almost touches her on the leg but holds himself back...so telling...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's shoulder briefly and Jeff squeezes her leg...Jordan then looks around, rubs Jeff's arm a few times and lets go... @ 10:20 Jordan is asked if she would go on the space shuttle?...the others says yes for sure but she is not so keen...Jeff says she would barf up those noodles again and he would shit his pants LOL then Jeff is asked what name he would like besides his?...Jeff doesn't like his name Jeff and he admits that he uses the name "Lincoln" as his alias when he goes out, it's always been his fake name. @ 10:44 Jordan is asked what's more important, justice or forgiveness?...Jordan answers forgiveness...Jeff says "aww, that's a Jordan answer" :) Chima says she's all justice and Jeff says "me too, I'm all about eye for an eye"...right after that Jeff is asked if he got a new tattoo what would he get and where would he put it?...Jeff says he'd get one inside his upper arm, then says it would be a mural of all of them...Kevin asks who would be closest to the pit?...Jeff says "Jordan, she loves it in there" and he cracks up laughing. @10:54 Jordan is asked what she wishes she could say no to?...Jeff says "cookie dough" :) Jessie answers "Jeff's late night kisses" (she had no problem with that for awhile! all she said was "no" LOL) Jeff is then asked what childhood object he lost he wishes he could have back?...Jeff tells the story of how his grandfather gave him and his 2 brothers chains from Italy, he wanted to wear his but his Ma said he was too young to wear it, he insisted against his mom's wishes, got to wear it, then it was stolen at school one day, his brothers still have theirs 😢 @ 10:59 Jeff gets a little salty when Jordan says she'd like to meet Matthew McConaghey in person/in bed, she thinks he'd be good LOL @ 11:15 Jordan answers that the athlete she'd most like to be for a single game is Tom Brady...Jeff answers the personality trait he'd most like to change is his temper, he's working on it. 11:26-11:32pm Jordan borrows Jeff’s shirt (This is another of those supersweet exchanges between Jeff and Jordan. I think Jordan is adorable here and Jeff looks like he agrees!) HG's have just finished playing Table Topics in the kitchen. Jeff is now outside smoking. Jordan and Michele go outside to laundry area. Jordan is wearing Jeff's grey underwear shirt and she tells him she went in his drawer and took it. He tells her he is going to wear it for Thursday show. She tells him she will wash it and he says alright. Jordan and Michele switch laundry around and Michele leaves (YEAH!) Jeff gets up and comes over to join Jordan who is taking her clothes out of her BB bag and putting them in the washer. She looks and sounds like a little girl saying "Big Brother Bag! Isn't it exciting!?" Jeff teases her saying "did we just get here?" LOL! She tells him she is just excited about the bag because it is something from there...something she can keep right? SO CUTE! Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jordan asks Jeff if he minds that she went in his drawer to take his shirt? He looks at her SO sweet and says 'nope'... Jordan says she's freezing...they continue talking...Jordan says her hair is getting longer...Jeff says his too...not anymore LOL Jordan says her hair used to be much longer but it looks too stringy...out of the blue Jordan asks Jeff if he's Republican or Democrat? Jeff says he's Independent Party...Jordan asks if he voted? Jeff says yeah, it's private...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he voted for Obama...Jordan says she was going for McCain, she just didn't tell him, she doesn't say it too much (big surprise, they are even opposites with this )...Jeff says he doesn't like talking politics...Jordan says it's just her, she's not going to start an argument about it...Jeff says he thinks they need a charismatic leader, a people person, an inspirational leader...Jordan says she never listened to his speeches before...Jeff says he is an awesome speaker...Jeff goes inside while Jordan remains outside for a bit.

July 27 JeJo cuddly in RR 1:10-2:28am Jeff & Jordan settle in for the night. They cuddle in Jeff's bed in the RR while the others hang out, chit chat and Lydia dresses up as Kevin. Once again they are in their own little world. Jordan especially seems super touchy feely...my opinion - she did not like the tiff they had had hours earlier All of these are on Cam 4 except for one moment @ the 1:11am mark Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck. @ the 1:12 am mark Jordan turns and lays her head on Jeff's chest and Jeff caresses her face/ear. @ the 1:16am mark on Cam 3 super cute moment when Jeff looks down at Jordan and brushes his thumb over her forehead and face and smiles at Jordan. @ the 1:17am mark Jeff scratches Jordan's arm for over 3 minutes. @ the 1:20:30am mark Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and Jeff goes back to rubbing her shoulder. @ the 1:25am mark The HG's start talking about jellybeans...Jordan shifts around, sits up and Jeff asks "where you going Jelly Belly?" She lays back down after pulling the big cover off of her. @ the 1:26am mark Jordan moves Jeff's leg over hers and he laughs saying "just move me where you want" Feeds return, Jeff & Jordan are in bed talking about game & life. Jordan wants a letter from home...Jeff says she needs to win HOH...Jordan says she misses her mom, talking to her and she asked for a letter from the girls at Planet 21...Jeff says "you love that job huh?"...Jordan says she loves the people there, great managers and owner she works for...feeds go to fish...Jeff turns to face Jordan, putting his hand on her tummy, Jordan pats it and starts scratching his arm...they are quiet and then Jeff says he feels like french fries, something potato-y. Chima comes in saying they're all going to dress like each other tomorrow...Jeff says tomorrow that will all fall apart when they're all crabby at 8am...Chima leaves to do laundry...Kevin comes in and asks if they're going to sleep with each other? is that what's going on?...Jordan smiles and reaches for Jeff's hand...Jeff says it's gonna get hot and heavy over here...they laugh...Jordan starts blowing loud farts on Jeff's arm and Jeff says "you like to amuse yourself huh?"... Jordan gets in Jeff's armpit again and she rubs and pats Jeff's belly, Jeff looks down at her, she looks up at him and she keeps rubbing his chest... Lydia walks by and they say goodnight...Jeff asks if she was dressed like Jessie? he puts his glasses on to get a better look...Jessie comes down dressed as someone else, they model each other's clothes...Kevin asks who Jeff is dressing up as? Jeff says he won't play, he'll say "yeah, dress like me, f**k off" LOL Jessie asks Natalie to come upstairs so they can play chess, some laundry discussion then Jordan complains her arm hurts so Jeff starts massaging...meanwhile Jessie and Natalie leave to go upstairs...Jeff asks if she feels better? Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she's all good in the hood?...Jordan says kind of...they get quiet knowing Kevin is still in the room and feeds switch off of them... Feeds return, Jordan is scratching Jeff's back and is telling him that her family is going to think what she is doing is wrong (being in bed with Jeff and rubbing him). Jeff says there is no going back now. Jordan is getting hot but Jeff wants her to keep scratching so she does...Jordan whispers sorry to Kevin (for making noise)...Kevin doesn't respond...Jordan starts giggling saying "why are you laughing?"...Jeff says "you make me laugh" :) Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan looks around asking if Lydia is in bed? Jeff thinks so. Jordan says she is going to her bed in a second...Jeff whimpers...Jordan imitates him...Jeff moves saying he hates when they have to get up early...Jeff gets up saying he's not tired, he drinks some water and then heads back to bed, he spits some out by accident and Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'll spit the water out, don't touch me" LOL Interesting part just after @ the 2:09 mark when Jeff basically admits that all she has to do is touch him and... watch Jordan's reaction...they laugh and Jeff says "this fu**in place is crazy"...more laughs...Jeff says he can't believe this shit...Jordan looks up coyly at Jeff and says it is...she starts rubbing again...Jeff says tomorrow is going to be so weird...Jordan starts fiddling with Jeff's mic and tells him to take it off...Jeff says BB probably wants to kill him with his chain. Jeff looks over at Jordan, smiles and touches her face.. Jordan smiles, looks at Jeff, gets shy and buries her head Jordan pats Jeff and says the others are upstairs...Jeff says "isn't the scheming over?"...Jordan says no, it's never over...they start whispering inaudibly, they are trying to be as quiet as possible because Kevin is in the bed next to them...Jordan whispers in Jeff"s ear which causes him to bust out laughing twice!... Jeff bites his hand to stop the giggles and they whisper some more game...they get quiet, Kevin gets up and leaves...they wonder if he heard what they were saying...Jeff cuddles into Jordan and she gets nervous, she wonders if she was being too loud, they talk about Kevin and Natalie...Jeff says when he comes back they should say something to him...Jordan says he probably heard them...Jeff says heard what? he couldn't hear...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff says he couldn't even hear what she said LOL Jordan just wants to make it through Thursday...Jeff says Casey is going up for sure...Kevin comes back and Jordan calls him "Gucci", she apologizes for making noise, he looked pissed...Kevin says no, he went to brush his teeth...they talk a little game and then Kevin tries to go back to sleep. Jeff say Ronnie probably brought a stethoscope to listen through the walls...Jordan giggles...Jordan cuddles up to Jeff again and rubs his belly while talking game...they start stealth whispering again...more closeness… Jordan finally says she should go to bed, she sits up...Jeff rubs her leg and gives her a look like he doesn't want her to go...Jordan says to not give her that look...she realizes Kevin is still stirring so she hesitates giving Jeff a kiss, she kisses him on the arm and then kisses her hand and puts it to Jeff's face saying goodnight. Scoot over 9:50am Jordan walks from the bathroom to the red room with a blanket in her arms. Jeff is asleep in his bed, lying on his stomach, legs apart. Pretty much taking up the entire bed. Jordan stops and considers leaving him alone, but instead walks over to the right side of Jeff's bed. She pokes him in the calf and he opens his eyes and rolls over to look at her. She motions for him to scoot over. He does and she gets in bed with her blanket. She puts on the hood to her hoodie, lays down on her back and takes off her mic to try to sleep. (Cute that there were other available beds, but she wanted to be with Jeff.) Jordan wants a little puddin’ 1:08-1:11pm Jordan is sitting outside on the couches. Jeff is putting on sunscreen. Jordan tells Jeff to come sit down by her. Jordan says he smells like sunscreen. Jeff likes that smell. Jordan says do you? Jeff says yeah because it reminds him of vacation...Jordan says like the beach? Jeff says yeah...Jordan giggles. They start talking about how douchey Jesse is and how he is so bitter. They talk about how Russell is two faced as well. Russell comes out and joins them. Jeff starts talking about shaving his chest, he did it in the hotel for the first time. Jordan squeezes Jeff's belly. Russell says don't do that. Jeff says he's getting fat. Jordan says she likes guys with a little bit of fat on them. Jeff says Jordan needs to get away from her with the cookie dough. Russell says why would you do that to someone? what if he did it to you? Jordan says she knows she has meat on her. Jeff says it's his fault, he puts it in his mouth and it goes to the belly. Russell asks if girls don't like guys that are muscular? Jordan says yes but not too muscular so all you feel is muscle. Jeff says would you like me if I had a pair of boobs? Jordan says she likes when guys have just a little something, not all ripped. Russell says not like Jessie? Jordan says not like...Jeff says more like this? and points at himself, lol...Jordan says if you touch him there's no fat to squeeze, there's nothing there. Jeff says Jordan wants a little puddin'. :) Jordan says yeah, cuz she has a lot. Russell says two puddin's make a cake...Jeff says oh yeah. Russell then says he's leaving next week. Jordan is like yeah right, she'll go...Jeff says "I'll be sitting with ya baby" Why are you looking at me like that? 1:11pm Jeff, Jordan and Russell continue talking game...Jordan says that she's going next, they got rid of Braden, Laura and now either her or Casey and if she makes it through this round she'll be up again...Jeff says he's out of the loop...Jordan says he'll be up with her...Jeff says he knows that, he's not that far out of the loop...Russell says he was glad he didn't have to make the latest decision, Jessie is going to catch a lot of shit for it...Jeff asks "is he?"...Jeff doesn't think he's going to catch anything...Jordan says probably not. Jordan says that Ronnie looked at her and laughed, smirked at her during the POV ceremony...Russell says "did he really?"...Jordan says didn't he hear her say to him, what are you looking at? and Ronnie said nothing. Screencap from the CBS show: Jordan says she walked in the back with Jessie and them right after the meeting was adjourned and Ronnie went to talk to them, Jordan says she told them that if Ronnie says anything to please come to her and confirm it because you know he had two days to sit there and think about a plan. Funny ranting & raving 1:12-1:25pm Jordan says that if Ronnie wins HOH next week, he's going to put up her up, Jeff up, Russell up...Russell says he would put the whole house up...Jeff says no, he'd put him and her up because Russell is protected by Jessie...Russell says Ronnie doesn't like him...Jeff says Russell is protected by Jessie so he can't go up, Jessie's got him by the balls now...Russell laughs...Jeff says Ronnie will do whatever the f**k Jessie wants...Jordan starts making fun of how Ronnie is always "that one time on season 5, blah blah blah, on season 1, blah blah blah"...Jeff says to press the rewind button cuz Ronnie's gonna be running around scheming all day...Jordan says he already has, she caught him last night...Russell says he was scheming with Michele and he thought "you're still talking game?" Jeff says "it sucks"...Jordan says she feels bad for Casey, she could tell he's down...Jeff says of course...Jordan says she thinks he's down...Jeff says that the whole house said that this guy caused so many problems between everybody, he doesn't see the logic in keeping him, obviously Jessie sees him as an asset but he doesn't see anyone else as an asset because he chose him but it's his choice, doesn't matter what he thinks, he just doesn't like Ronnie being here because he made everyone mad, he made people mad at him, he made Jeff mad at people, he made him say things he shouldn't have and vice versa. Russell says Ronnie made 3 people go home...Jeff says there's a way you play the game...Jordan says she doesn't like Ronnie because he said she was his bestie...Jeff says "his bestie bitch, he said"...Jordan says "I wasn't his bitch, I wouldn't suck his dick, for nothing" 😯 Jeff's face when Jordan says this is priceless...he says "I wouldn't say that"...Russell says "you'd have to find it first" LOL Jeff says "where's that edit button?" LOL Russell says that was Jordan's first edit button...Jeff says "I don't know about that"...Russell says he'll take that back because of her stories...Jordan says she doesn't feel like laying out...Jeff says he's going in the pool...Russell says there's always eating...Jordan says she's tired of it...Jeff says "yeah, get away from me"...Russell says he ate 17 bags of candy...Jeff says the last 5 days were terrible...Jordan says she doesn't feel like getting sweaty....Russell asks if she ever gets sweaty?...Jordan says yeah...Russell and Jeff talk about working out today/tonight...Russell says he wishes they could watch a movie or TV one night because now they have to listen to Ronnie scheme for 7 days...Jeff says he's glad he's not part of that clique, he doesn't want to hear it...Jordan says Ronnie won't be coming to talk to her anymore. Jeff starts ranting about how he doesn't want to hear how every single person in the house should be up and then you storm away with them being up and then it's totally different, Ronnie should just save it...Russell laughs saying it was funny when Jeff said that Ronnie said everyone is going up...Jeff says "every single person...that's it Russell's going up vooottttt, that's it you're going up! "I'm already up!" oh yeah, let me come back, that's it...yeah you're going up smartmouth "I'm up! you fu**ing idiot! you already went 360, I'm already up, get away from me!" Russell is cracking up and says "you smile at me? you're up!...Jordan, you're my best friend in this house, you're going up!"...Jeff says imitating Ronnie again "Jordan, you're my best friend vooottttt she's a fu**ing stupid idiot, I got her wrapped around my finger voootttt hey Jordan you want some cookies!? vooottttt Jordan's a fat ass she eats too many cookies! voootttt Jesus dude, the switch on that guy's back...two faced bastard" (too much Russ 🤨) Jordan says Russell better be careful, Ronnie might backdoor, he loves that trick, it would be between one of them three...Jeff thinks Russell is safe because of Jessie, he has to do what Jessie says now...Jordan still thinks he will backdoor someone, he's all about the backdooring...Jeff says "he wants it in the backdoor from Jessie" Russell cracks up and says he's going to close the sliding door, he does...Jeff sarcastically says he was glad to be involved in another team meeting, he was playing pool and they told him there was a team meeting and Jeff thought, that's great, I'm not there, Jeff's a loser, corner pocket, DING! Jeff sits on the other couch to have a smoke...Russell says he's not missing out on much...Jeff says then Jessie talks to him saying everything is cool and Jeff thinks he wasn't at that meeting...Jeff says he's smoking too much...Russell says he needs to stop...Jeff says "no shit dude"...Russell says he never smoked this much, Casey is rubbing off on him...Jeff says if Casey leaves he might be done...Jeff says if he was sitting pretty he might not smoke as much...they lament how they work hard one week & stress to stay just to have it start again the minute someone leaves. They start talking about who the next targets will be...Jeff says nobody is safe...Jeff says Ronnie won't win again, he's going to win, he has to...Russell says they have to make it one more week Jordy <-(ugh!) Jordan says she's already taken it up the ass twice, so she doesn't know...Jeff says no more stuff can fit in his ass...Jordan says she has two things in it already...Jeff says they're talking about now, not before she got here. They talk about Jordan's speech and how it was to the point...Jeff says it was very Jordan...Russell says Michele was so nervous, she has a twitch and she giggles...Jeff says she does...Russell says she always has an awkward laugh...Jeff says always, she has a nervous tic...Russell says he wonders what that side twitch is, what is that? Russell asks Jeff to work out with him...Jeff says he's going to do it tonight...Jeff says he has to stop smoking, it's disgusting, he needs to do it like on the weekends, a cigarette or two, with his friends, people that like him. Russell gets on the elliptical saying he hates it...Jeff says he's getting in the pool...Russell says careful he might get backdoored...Jeff says he might get drowned...Jeff gets in, Russell starts working out and Jordan just stares off into the distance occasionally looking at Jeff. :) Jeff says "can we get a raft in here?".... Man in a banana suit 🍌 5:58-6:06pm Jordan & Jeff discuss game on the weight bench out in the BY. Jeff says he wishes he could win HOH on Thursday then he would be so relieved, it'd be the best week ever...Jordan says it would be a week of not worrying, a week of not being on the bottom...Jeff says they could have a big bed and listen to Bob Marley. Jordan says he would, she'd be just laying there...Jeff says he would put it on just so he wouldn't have to hear her talk. Jeff laughs and squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says excuse me? Jordan says "I don't know we'll see"...they decide to worry about it when the time comes...Jordan asks "are you sure it's endurance?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what it is, it might be the majority thing...Jordan says if it's that, they're screwed. Jeff gets up to lift some more and says he's going to do a set real fast, don't think he's showing off...Jordan says her arms are still real sore...Jeff asks from what?...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff says it's so hard to workout today...Jordan says it's hard to work out in general. Jordan starts giggling, Jeff asks what?...Jordan says "Casey's banana suit"...Jeff says to Casey "thanks Casey"...Casey says "no problem"...Jeff & Jordan both look at him watering the garden and then suddenly Casey breaks out in song..."man in a banana suit". Jeff & Jordan watch and laugh. Super cute! 😄 Jeff says "aww that was so sad"...Casey says it's a sad song, a sad day in banana land...there have been happier fu**ing days for the banana...Jordan says Casey is so funny. Jeff does one more set of weights and sits back down...Jordan says "aww, I love him, he's so funny"...Jeff says "you love everybody, you like everybody"...Jordan says "I know, I'm calling Laura when I get out of here"...Jordan runs her hands through Jeff's hair while getting up to leave...Jeff says "where you going banana?"...Jordan says Laura is probably watching them, doesn't Jeff think so?...Jeff says yeah, she got the live feeds...Jordan walks away... Jordan works out, Jeff is proud of her 6:20-6:37pm Jordan is about to work out on the elliptical. Jeff is near the weight bench working out but mostly resting and watching Jordan. Casey is sitting on the couches having a smoke & drinking coffee. Jeff says Jordan looks sexy up there...Jordan says "Jeff! don't say stuff like that, I get embarrassed"...Jordan starts working out...Jeff whistles at Jordan and Jordan says "Jeff!" :) ...Casey says "hey Miss Parker"...Jeff says "hey Johrdan". Jordan continues working out, they continue chatting...just after the 6:26pm mark Jeff rests between sit-ups and the cameras catch Jeff watching and smiling at Jordan while she works out. Jeff sees that Jordan is putting forth the effort to work out and so he yells out to her "I'm proud of you" (super cute) Casey just about gags with all the gushing, he says he's tired of all his sweet crap, lol...Jeff tells him she needs motivation, she hasn't worked out once since she's been here and now he's proud of her, Jeff says Jordan says it every day and yet she eats cookie dough two at a time. Jordan smiles and says Casey eats cookie dough too. Casey yells shut up!!!! at Jeff and Jeff says no! (he says he has to hear about it at night). Jeff says Jordan says "I can't fit into these jeans" and yet keeps eating it...Casey says "it's hard"...Jeff laughs and says "it's hard Casey"...Casey says "you can have a salad or cookie dough which one you gonna have?"...Jeff laughs...Casey says "cookie dough, every time"...Jordan says "guys...you know I'm movin on up"...they joke around a bit about Casey leaving on Thursday and how he should go. Jordan wants to know what Casey's wife looks like and Casey tells her. Casey says his wife hated Jessie, he hope he hasn't embarrassed her. Jeff comes over to sit with Casey and says about Jordan's time on the elliptical..."12 minutes? Jordan" Casey gives Jordan some advice on keeping weight off and then Jeff tells Casey that halfway through that sentence, Jordan was already thinking about something else...Jordan says "no I wasn't"...Casey says that's not very nice...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "what were you thinking about Jordan? were you listening?"...Jordan says "hmm?...umm...yes I was"...Jeff looks at Casey and laughs...Jordan giggles and says "sorry...I was Mr. Banana🍌"...Jeff says Jordan is doing a good job, he was just cracking on her a little bit but he's proud she's working out, yay....Jordan says yay. More cute gushing when Jeff says he's got abs underneath somewhere in there (pointing to his belly) and Jordan says that's not bad Jeff, girls don't like that and Jeff says he appreciates it, she is not so bad herself...Jordan says thanks...Jeff smiles at her. Casey almost gags again, lol. Jeff says you have to say positive comments to stay on track. Jeff says and shows how he feels about Jordan 7-7:34pm Jordan is still outside working out...Jeff has come inside & is finishing up a snack... @ the 7:00pm mark Jeff is in the kitchen, standing behind the counter finishing up his snack, he seems a little "lost", he takes a couple of peeks over towards the sliding glass door but not able to see who he is looking for (Jordan), he non-chalantly walks over to the door on his way to the bathroom & peers through it at Jordan, who's working out...even though the camera angle is from behind Jeff, a little smile can be seen on his face… Jeff has taken a shower and is making dinner...@ the 7:17pm mark Casey, who is on his way to the bathroom, sees Jordan outside still working out and says "Jordan's out there a beast dude!"...Jeff says "I know, I kept looking at her smiling, I'm so proud of her"🥰 @ the 7:24pm mark Jordan finally comes inside...Lydia says "good job Jordy"...Jeff says "I was watching you rock it"...Jordan says she was doing squats...Jeff says "I saw"...she heads over to the kitchen area to get a glass...Jeff pats her back gently and gives her a little smile and says “yay Jordan” ❤️ Many of the HG's are now milling about the kitchen, Jordan is sitting on a chair off camera...Jeff turns and sees her sitting there, he heads over to her just before the 7:34pm mark...off camera Jordan is heard oww'ing, probably Jeff pinching her cheek lol...the cam now focuses on them...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's hip...Jeff pats/rubs her back...then rubs her head...Jeff returns to the kitchen area and keeps cooking his meal... Banana reggae remix 7:59-8:13pm Jeff joins Jordan and Casey who are out in the BY chilling. Her and Casey seem down and Casey is bitching and chain smoking...Jeff says Casey is motoring through those smokes...they talk about the spicy chicken Jeff made. Jeff tries to cheer them up. Jeff says to Jordan "what's up sad burger?"...Jordan smiles and says "nothing"...Jeff says "what are you guys having for dinner...sad burgers and cheese cries?" LOL Casey says "watch yourself"...Jeff cracks up! Jordan slips off her sneakers...Jeff says they have to laugh otherwise they'll go crazy. Jordan asks Jeff if her feet stink and Jeff smells but doesn't answer because Jordan then says her socks turned pink...Jeff says it's kinda cute. :) Jeff says the Banana song was good...Jordan says she loved it...they say that Casey will get some good stuff on the show and that he'll have lots of fans...Jeff says that is the only cool thing about leaving, is the audience yelling for you or is it just applause saying who the hell is that yo-yo? Jordan says when Laura walked out it was loud. Jeff says when he lived in LA he had a job where he'd get paid $8 an hour to sit there and watch game shows and he'd sit there for 10 hours and be saying dude, fu**ing pick C...he watched The Pyramid with Donny Osmond a bunch, when they film it takes forever...Jeff says he had so many jobs when he lived in LA...Jordan says why?...Jeff says because he was broke. Jeff starts talking about him & his buddy Donovan sitting in Jeff's apartment and they had no money...feeds go to fish...when they return they're talking about prices of drinks in bars in their respective cities...Jordan's place of work ends up being the cheapest...Jeff says he gets pissed when he has to pay so much for one drink...they talk about having hook-ups for when they want to drink, you have to have them or forget it. Casey starts singing "Man in a Banana Suit"...Jeff asks where he got that?...Casey says he made it up...Jeff says it's so sad...Casey says it's melancholy like Jim Croce..Jeff asks if there is a reggae remix...Casey makes one up...they giggle...they then get quiet and then Casey breaks out his reggae remix of the Banana suit song Jordan giggles and Jeff moves to the beat. Jeff says if he put L'il Wayne in that song, it would be a hit, isn't it stupid...Jeff joins in a little and then says "are they going to play some Bob Marley or what?"...Casey keeps singing and stopping...Jordan decides she is going to wash her gym shoes...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says cuz they're dirty from the other day...Jordan heads towards the laundry area while Casey & Jeff sing about putting gym shoes in the wash. LOL Casey says tomorrow his friends & family will find out he's on the block and heading home...Jeff says doesn't he think some of them will find out on the internet? Casey doesn't think they'll have live feeds...Jeff says well people post (on message boards) everything that happens so they could find out...they both agree they wouldn't watch live feeds if they were to go home, the 3 hours a week highlights are good enough. Casey does the reggae remix one more time… Brief pool table chat 9:37-9:40pm Jeff and Casey are getting ready to play pool...Jordan is doing some laundry...Casey says he's going to the bathroom first, he leaves...Jordan says she's washing her red beer shirt and her smelly shoes, she sits on the pool table...Jeff pokes her in the butt with the pool stick...Jordan says something smells, did he fart?...Jeff says no, it's that shirt...Jordan makes a face and says "it stinks"...Jeff says "it's stenkin"...Jordan giggles and says it stinks like some stank buday, she laughs...Jeff says he's glad that cracked her up...Jordan says "phew, that stinks"...Jeff says he knows, they took it out of the dryer and he was like whew! he's got it drying, they should just put it right back in the washer. Jordan says she used to make her cousin who's real country say "stank buday", she found it funny... Jordan wants to do more leg lunges...Jeff says she worked out good today, good for her...Jordan says she did, she's tired of feeling like a fatty...Jeff says "good, I'm happy for you"...Jordan says it's so that when she walks out of the house she can walk out with a bang, she's just kidding :) ...Jordan asks why are some pool tables green?...Jeff says it's whatever felt they put on there...she wonders if this pool table is an old one? that's why it's this color?...Jeff says no, it probably just looks better like this...Jordan wonders if maybe green would show up more?...Jeff thinks this color would, she should ask in the DR...Jordan smiles and says no... Jordan says the hot tub is nice but then you sweat so bad and then she says she wants steamed cabbage (huh? LOL) but she ate better today...Jeff says that's good...Casey comes back, Jordan gets off the pool table and Jeff and Casey start playing. Lessons in fruit 10:20-10:32pm Jeff & Kevin are playing pool. Jordan comes outside to do laundry. Jordan complains that one of her shirts smells and Jeff jumps in asking her what? She explains, he says she washed it with her smellies (shoes). Ronnie is heard talking in the background and Jordan says "does he ever shut up?" Jeff says no. Jordan asks Jeff if she should put it on sanitize again, Jeff says no, why did she put it with her shoes if they were smelly. Jordan says it was the only thing. Jordan asks if she should do it on hot and Jeff says yes. Jordan & Jeff look at each other probably thinking...can we get out of what we are doing right now and just go talk....Jordan, once again, brings up fruit, lol. Jordan says she wants fruit for once. Jeff says to go get some. Kevin says there are some juicy nectarines in the SR...blank stare from Jordan... 😐 "a what?" LOL and Jeff laughs. Kevin says peach? Jordan says "oh, a peach" Jordan leaves and then returns... Jordan is cutting up fruit for fruit salad. Jeff comes in the kitchen to wash his glass, Jordan is complaining about something and asks her "what's up?" Jordan heads to the mirror above the sink and says that the juice from the kiwi touched her tooth...Jeff says it stung? the kiwi has a weird juice and it's all sensitive. Jordan asks if the apple will mess it up? Jeff says it might but the kiwi is weird. He goes to leave but asks if he can have a piece of kiwi...Jordan says no :) Jeff says yeah and eats one, he starts going outside but Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to eat it since she can't...Jeff jokingly says ow, my teeth and Jordan says really? Jeff says nah. Jeff eats the kiwi while Jordan asks "what about oranges?" Jeff says her gums are just sensitive. Jordan asks if she eats an orange will it do the same thing? Jeff says no. Jeff says the kiwi was a pain in the ass to peel too so thanks. He tells Jordan she needs to give the bleaching a break...he heads outside. JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 1 10:48-10:58pm Jeff and Jordan decide to go chat on the hammock...Jeff lays down first as Jordan shows Jeff her LSU Tigers shorts...Jordan decides to lay straight and have Jeff put his feet over her if he wants...she lays back and it's uncomfortable...Jeff asks why she has to lay that way and make things so difficult...Jordan giggles and says she doesn't feel like it, why does he want her to?...Jeff asks "are you comfortable like that?"...Jordan says she's fine right now...they giggle over Casey and his banana suit...they start talking game... Jordan says Michele is so on their side because she figures their side is being knocked out one by one...Jordan decides she is going to lay straight and shifts...Jeff asks why she doesn't listen to him? she thinks he's trying to hurt her...Jordan says "no, why would I think that?"...game talk returns...Jordan says even though Michele is with "them" she thinks if they need her for a vote they could influence her...Jeff says he hasn't told her off yet, she's always fu**ing moaning and making weird noises...Jordan says she's a little crispy...Jeff says she's weird and imitates her making her weird noises...Jordan says that Lydia said that Jordan talked in her sleep saying that they should backdoor Russell or Ronnie and she told Lydia she didn't say that because she knows she doesn't talk in her sleep but she did have a dream where Julie Chen told her she was evicted. Jeff says both Lydia and Michele are weird and that if Lydia wins HOH Jessie will convince her to not put up Natalie...Jordan thinks she'll go up...Jeff says no, he'll go up for sure, she'll do whatever Jessie tells her, they just have to win...Jordan goes over who might win the next comp, if Russell wins does Jeff think he'd put her up?...Jeff doesn't think so, she's been trying to be nice to him...Jordan thinks he'd put up Michele and Lydia...Jeff thinks he might put Ronnie up, it depends if Jessie gets in his ear...Jeff says that Casey told Russell he was a sheep listening to Jessie, Russell didn't like hearing that, Casey told him that he's going to be dumped at the end and Jeff said he agreed with it, he's planting the seed with Russell... Jordan says Russell and Jessie were out there scheming earlier, she was letting Jessie show her how to do her lunges, being nice to him, she needs to work out...Jeff says Ronnie's back in the workout club, what a dork!...Jordan makes fun of Ronnie using the 10lb weights she wanted to use...Jeff laughs saying Jordan was pissed...Jordan says he should have been using the 20lb ones...Jeff says he needs to lose 20lbs and get the f**k outta there LOL Jordan says they can't let him win...Jeff says he's going to win...Jordan says if Ronnie does win they're outta there...Jordan wonders if Michele would put her up, she worries if the others are planning to put both of them up to ensure one is going...Jeff says that might be the plan...Jordan says that Jeff will be in the jury house without her...Jeff says "no, we gotta get there together cuz otherwise I'll fu**ing cut someone's neck in there" LOL Jordan says it will be fun but she does want to make it to the end...Jeff says if he wins this week they can make a little run. Jordan asks who Jeff would put up?...Jeff says it changes but Ronnie for sure, he's going to put people straight up...Jordan says she knew something was up in the POV comp, Casey should have tried harder to win...Jeff says he doesn't believe Casey would've won anyway even if he says he could have...Jeff says he could have done way better too, he was looking for prizes. They start discussing how Russell...Jeff says he feels like he has a hard on for him, this is so self-absorbed but he feels like Russell wants to be like him, he's not even kidding, he watches himself all the time...Jeff tells Jordan about how he caught Russell staring at him earlier in the day, it was so creepy...Jordan laughs...Jeff could tell Russell was nervous, what the f**k was that? what a weirdo...Jordan doesn't know but says that Russell is always asking her questions about boyfriends and stuff...Jeff says maybe he has a hard on for Jordan and he's just jealous, he doesn't know... Jordan says he said she has a boyfriend (Jeff) in there and she said she didn't have one...Jeff says that's weird because just today Russell asked Jeff why he doesn't tell Jordan about his exes, is it a weird story and Jeff said no, it's a long story and he doesn't feel like talking about it, what a weirdo...Jordan asked him if he and Chima were going to hook up? and then he said no, she's not my type, he prefers blondes and wished there were more blondes in there...Jeff says "maybe you and Russell can date?" ;) Jordan says "shut up"... Jeff says maybe her and Russell will make it to the jury house and he'll win, he'll make that trade...Jordan says "you would trade me for that?"...Jeff says “no”...Jordan says "after all the trouble I've gone through with you?"...Jeff says "what do you mean? me too"...Jordan says "you'd dump me?"...Jeff says "we're in this together, there's no backing out now"...they laugh...Jeff says they've caused enough trouble, actually they cause no trouble... Interesting statement here by Jordan that is eerily similar of their life outside the house in relation to the some of the other HG's Jordan says "they just don't like us, maybe they're just jealous of us, maybe they're jealous cuz we get along so well and we stay out of it, maybe that's the problem" 😉 JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 2 10:58-11:04pm Jordan imagines winning HOH next over Jeff, it would be so good cuz Jessie's flipping out...Jeff, with emphasis, says "that'd be so awesome, so awesome!", he says if he didn't go to the jury house that'd be so sweet...Jordan says she'd do her muscles and say "4th week, 4th week"...Jeff says he killed Jessie in the DR today...Jordan says Jessie would never let go of Natalie but he told Casey that he would...Jeff thinks he would because he's a selfish bastard but everyone is here to win it for themselves...Jordan says Jessie doesn't deserve it, all he's going to use the money is on weightlifting stuff...Jeff hopes people are smart enough to know. Jordan says that Jessie and Russell are close again and Ronnie was talking to Ronnie again so she's not sure what's up, she keeps talking to Russell, just flirting with him a little bit...Jeff says things are just weird, everyone wants to get through this week and then things will change...Jordan agrees and says she wasn't worried originally because she thought it would be Ronnie out 3rd week then Casey...Jeff figured that as well and now it's going to be him or her worst case scenario...Jordan says that Jeff should've accepted HOH from Jessie in the last comp...Jeff says "but I thought the plan was to get Ronnie out", he says he didn't want to just take it and owe Jessie a favor, it was better if he won and got to waste it on Ronnie and then next week he had a chance to win and they would have both made it to jury (worked out for the best Jeff! ;) ) Jordan says she feels bad that she didn't get anyone out in the high school comp...Jeff says she says that all the time, she's gonna win, don't worry...Jordan says she doesn't get Russell...Jeff says he's getting weird and sneaky...Jordan says she keeps talking to him to stay on his good side...Jeff says Russell is so paranoid about going up...Jordan wonders if she goes up with Russell, who would go home? Russell?... Jeff says yeah, he would think so...Jordan agrees...Jeff says he doesn't know though...they go over who Jordan could win against...Jeff says he wouldn't win over anybody not even her...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan tells Jeff to just be nice to everybody, kiss Michele's ass (please don't :/ ) ...Jeff says he talked to her but Jessie hasn't said a word to him and he wouldn't talk to him earlier, he just pretended to sleep...Jeff says Natalie tried talking to him asking him how he slept and then complimented him on his cooking saying she couldn't wait until they get a BBQ and he told her he'd be long gone before they get it and Natalie said for Jeff to not talk like that. Jordan says you never know, Chima likes him now too...Jeff says that Lydia said that Chima would put up Jeff...Jordan says she doesn't know, maybe...Jeff asks who would she put up?...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "and me, she's not going to put anyone else up, she's not going to put her own team up"...Jeff says one of those Brains can't win, that's all, one of those nerds can't win...Jeff says if his team wins, then he'll cut a deal with Jessie to get Jordan through the week...Jordan says Jessie's word is no good...Jeff says it's terrible but he'll try to cut a deal. Jordan says that Russell told her that Lydia & Kevin would go out before her, there's bigger threats than just her, they think she's just some dumb person...Jeff says there has to be animosity in the group, there has to be...Jordan agrees...Jeff says they're fu**ed if one of the Brains gets it...Jordan says if Ronnie wins, he's gonna backdoor somebody...Jeff says "I'm gonna fu**ing back kick his face" LOL Jordan wonders again about who would go home if it was between her and Russell… JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 2 11:04-11:13pm Jordan asks if Jeff saw all the dishes in there?...Jeff says yeah, a million...Jordan says she's not doing them...Jeff says him neither but he'll wash his pan...Jordan says she'll do hers...Jeff says he washes his while he cooks, they ate his food so they should wash them...Jordan says they only cook for themselves...Jeff says Lydia murdered the steaks, she ruined them, she asked if he wanted one but he declined saying he'd eat leftovers and his dinner was the bomb...Jordan says "everybody else wanted yours didn't they?" :) ....Jeff says yeah, it was a good dinner today, yummy. Jeff starts fantasizing...he says they're going to win, it's not "if", they're going to win, they're going to enjoy the week and he's going to tell someone to fu**ing kiss his dick on the way out, he doesn't want to get cocky....Jordan hopes it's endurance...Jeff says "I want to go on a power trip"...Jordan asks what he means?...Jeff says "I want to be in power and abuse it because I'm so used to not having it in here, ykwim?"...Jordan says having that bed, how comfy and cold it is...Jeff says people would be knocking at the door and he'd have his headphones on, go back to sleep and not even answer it "come back in 10, I'll be with you in 10, go" LOL Jordan says "you won't be saying that to me!"...Jeff says "oh yeah, I need some Jeff time"...Jordan says "no! I'm going up there too"...Jordan says "we're a package, remember?"...they laugh and FISH... Jordan says that Jeff has a good shot of winning next because Jessie isn't playing, he wins everything...Jordan catches herself saying what Jeff doesn't like hearing and she says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that" Jeff says he doesn't understand why she says he has advantage, he'll beat those fu**ing guys, they'll see this week, she doesn't believe him either, she can get away from him too, the door's locked now, you just lost the key 😜 Jeff says he hopes Jordan wins...Jordan does too...Jeff says she can stick it in his ass and say "haha" and lock him out...Jordan says she will...Jeff says "no you won't, I'll kick that door right in" 😁 ...Jordan giggles and says "Jordan time, we'll be sleeping all day"... Jeff says ahh, man, that'll be too good, we'd feel so cool, for once, everyone would kiss their ass so bad cuz no one would want to go home, he'd make everyone crazy, he'd wouldn't tell her who he was putting up so she wouldn't act different and he'd make fake deals with everyone and if they don't win they'd be the ones making deals LOL Jordan says that Jeff is safe if Russell wins, she's not...Jeff doesn't think Russell would put Jordan up and they might drop the cliques, it's a big week...Jordan, who always had great instincts about the game, says that she thinks they'll get to the jury house and then drop the cliques...Jeff says that makes more sense but who knows... Jordan says "OMG Ronnie STFU"...Jeff says dude, he wants to drown'd him, if he did he'd still be blub, blub, blub under the water LOL Jordan says "he's so fu**ing annoying"...Jordan wants PB&J...Jeff says to make one...Jordan says jelly's fattening...Jeff says "with a glass of milk" :) ...Jordan asks if he wants to?...Jeff says no, he ate like shit today. Jordan asks Jeff if she pissed off Russell when she pinched Jeff's belly fat? she did it on purpose...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because Russell asked if she didn't like muscles and she said she likes guys with a little bit of meat on them, that night she slept in the HOH with Jessie, it was like sleeping next to a rock, no cushion, would Jeff want a stick skinny girl that's all bones?...Jeff says "no, I don't like that" 😉 Ronnie is heard cackling in the background and Jeff says that honestly he's going to have to tell him to STFU...Jordan feels like they can't go anywhere...Jeff says he hasn't talked in a week and is now going off...brief FISH...Jeff is telling Jordan about how Michele is running her mouth to the others about what they talked about...Jordan says something about Kevin and Jeff says he hopes they stick to the plan. Out of the blue Jordan says "does my hair look bad?" LOL Jeff knowingly smiles... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "no, it doesn't look bad"...Jordan says "K"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing, I was looking at your hair" 😉 Jordan wants PB&J...Jeff says to make some...Jordan is hesitant to it, asks if it's bad?...Jeff says who cares, she knows she wants it...Jordan wonders if she should have cookies and milk...Jeff thinks it might be better than PB&J...Jeff wants more of his leftovers but they're gone...Jeff says he's starting to get short with people, they're getting on his nerves...Jordan asks if her teeth look white?...Jeff says yeah, super white, almost scary LOL ...feeds go to fish… JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 4 11:15-11:18pm Feeds return from fish...Jordan says "quit"...Jeff says he's just saying he has a feeling she's going to prove herself this week :) ...Jordan smiles...Jeff says "I talked all good about you in the DR"...Jordan says "do you? what'd you say? tell me"...Jeff says he can't tell her...Jordan says they don't ask her questions about Jeff...Jeff says "they don't?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says they maybe asked once or twice...FISH...Jordan is saying she's hungry LOL Jeff says to just make something...Jordan says she doesn't know what she wants to eat...Jeff says to eat a bowl of cereal...Jordan says how about cottage cheese...Jeff nods yes...Jordan asks what's better?...Jeff says cottage cheese, it's not too bad, cereal as well, fruit...Jordan says "salad?"...Jordan says there are fresh tomatoes in there...Jeff says he's pissed about how Lydia picked the veggies from the garden too early and they didn't even eat them, they never got a chance to grow...Jordan asks if he wants to go and eat stuff from the garden?...Jeff says it's all inside...Jordan emphasizes she meant the stuff inside...Jeff says "I'll bust your teeth out" LOL Jeff says she'll like the tomatoes inside there...Jordan says yeah, she'll feel fat again...Jeff says tomato is the best thing she can eat, it's like a fruit...Jordan says for them to go and asks if he wants to stay out there...Jeff says he has to pee anyway...they get up and leave the hammock to go inside…

August 13 Jeff straddles Jordan 12-12:10am This is a mix of feeds & Showtime After Dark footage which covers the previous entry and JeJo going into the RR. Jeff straddles Jordan in the 3rd part. Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqzp-HcnJZQ Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hXvAjAg0NU Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqKk2O7VpKg JeJo move to the RR 12:10-12:41am When the feeds return Jeff & Jordan are laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR. They are cuddling. Michele is there talking with them. They are talking about making over Michele. Jeff throws his two cents in every once in awhile, lol. They talk about winning HOH and the possible comp coming up. Jeff gets out of bed to use the bathroom and then he comes back... Jordan, I don’t get it 12:42-12:48am This is probably one of my favorite yet frustrating Jeff & Jordan moments ♥ ...editorializing here...by this point Jeff & Jordan had made out the one night with Ronno in the room and since then Jordan had put the stops on pretty much any real kissing after that. I think Jeff was confused and getting mixed signals from Jordan, he probably didn't understand how she could be so touchy feely with him at times but wouldn't at least kiss him a bit more, showing more real affection, especially at night since it seemed obvious she liked him...so during this exchange Jeff cuddles with Jordan and says "Jordan, I don't get it" Jordan asks him "get what?" and he says "stuff"...it's clear to me he was wanting to understand how she really felt about him...I loved that moment because it showed how much Jeff was falling for Jordan and wanted her to reciprocate feelings back or at the very least admit that she wanted to be more than BFF. Poor Jeff LOL Jeff walks back to the RR from the bathroom, Jordan sweetly smiles at Jeff as he gets back in bed...Jeff gives Jordan a sweet kiss on the cheek/face... Jeff gets comfy in bed, they lean their heads into each other...Jordan asks what shirt Jeff is wearing? (under his hoodie)...Jeff says it's an M with broncos, it's a football shirt...Jordan asks what the M stands for? Michigan?...Jeff says it's actually a high school called Montini...Jordan says mmm, Montini, that's a weird name... Jeff says that his buddy coaches wrestling there, they went to a football game and he got him a free t-shirt...Jordan aww's...Jeff says aww, why'd she say that? he wanted Jeff to support the team, they used to play them when he was in high school and get their ass whipped and now he's supporting them. Michele comes out from the HN room, she looks for a blanket, finds one and goes back in the room, JeJo say goodnight to her...Jeff takes this chance to cover them up with the blanket, he puts his face real close to Jordan's...Jordan doesn't kiss him... Jeff backs up a little and says "Jordan, I don't get it"...Jordan says "get what?...hmm?"...Jeff says "stuff"...they lay quietly and then Jordan puts up her face to Jeff's and giggles saying "don't you hate that?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "when people are right up in your face?"...Jeff puts his face right up in Jordan's saying like this?...Jordan says "no, you weirdo"...Jeff asks if his breath smells?...Jordan says no, hers probably does, she covers her mouth...Jeff says she always does that, he says "lemme smell?"...Jordan shrieks no!...they giggle...Jordan says she doesn't like being up in people's faces and vice versa... Jeff turns a little and says he just took Tums...he's got odge, odjida (heartburn)...Jeff, while trying to touch Jordan on the chest, says it's like heartburn...Jordan who is jumpy, pushes Jeff's hand away and then says sorry...Jeff reaches for Jordan under the covers and they laugh...Jeff says "don't touch me"...Jordan groans a little and Jeff says he was making sure she didn't touch him LOL ...Jeff says it's over 😏 Jordan points at Jeff's dimples saying he has dimples..."cuuute" 🥰...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to fill them in with cement or something? (huh?) Jordan is perplexed at that one haha...Jordan says that right now, the way Jeff looks he looks like her dad's friend Clel...they banter a little about Clel and Jeff says he never heard that name but he does have an aunt Clelia 😜 Jordan says that's cool. Jeff caresses Jordan's face and once again Jordan starts goofing around to break the romantic tension...Jeff asks Jordan to crack his fingers...Michele comes out of the HN room again saying that she remembers now the word she couldn't remember before, the one about rats showing they're ready for sex, the word is "presenting"...satisfied that she has shown how highly intelligent she is Michele goes back in the HN room but not before Jeff cracks the joke "go present yourself, I'll be right there"...Michele is giggling and Jeff says that now Michele is going to be all flustered from his comment, he was just joking...they giggle...Jordan continues cracking Jeff's fingers...feeds go to fish... Halfway Resolution Pact 12:50-1am Feeds return from fish with Jordan talking about how everyone outside the house (fam & friends of theirs) will know who the HG's are but they won't know ❔LOL and how people outside the house (not fam & friends) will assume to know what type of people the HG's are from seeing how they are on TV as opposed to how she knows the HG's (Jeff) are, she asks if that makes sense?... Jeff says yeah, they don't know Jeff as well as she does...Jordan says not really but nevermind...Jeff says it depends on how they're portrayed on TV, hopefully it's good. Jeff asks Jordan if he understood what she was trying to get across?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says that what's cool is when he tells a story, for eg. about Jordan then his fam & friends will already know all about her...Jordan says the hardest thing is she'll miss 3 months of events, gossip with her friends...Jeff says she'll be caught up in a week...Jordan says she yaps on the phone forever...Jeff says "imagine what it'll be like the first 2/3 days you're back"...FISH...when they return Jeff is lamenting the cold weather in November (after getting back)...Jordan says she didn't bring that many jackets... Jeff says they still have a lot of time left in the sun...Jordan says it feels like it will be over soon, they're already halfway there and it feels like it just started...Jeff says it depends how you look at it, it feels like 3 months but then otoh it has gone by fast, once they're done then it will really seemed to have gone by fast...Jordan says they'll miss it...Jeff says they'll be sad when they leave...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you're with these people for 3 months... Jordan says she'll be waiting for the music to wake her up, to change her batteries...Jeff says when you'll miss it is when you wake up in your real life and you'll ask where is everybody, you'll want to go to the pool instead of work, when you really think about it and put it in perspective they're so lucky...Jordan says they definitely are...Jeff says they'd be a lot better off...Jordan says she has to quit complaining...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she gets irritated sometimes...Jeff says he does too... Jordan says that's what they're going to call it, like New Year's resolution...Jeff says "this is our halfway resolution?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff puts up his pinky...Jordan puts up hers and they pinky swear that they'll have a better attitudes, they will be positive, not complain, get up in the morning and not sleep so late...Jeff asks they start after he's a HN?...Jordan agrees...Jeff laughs...Jordan continues saying they'll try their hardest on everything, stay positive, what else?...Jeff says that's pretty good, how about enjoy every minute...Jordan agrees and says she won't eat so much cookie dough...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she'll reach her goal of losing 10 lbs and Jeff has to help her...Jeff says that Jordan won't get mad when he tries to help her, like when he asks her a question to support her and she takes it the wrong way and gets pissed at him...Jordan says ok...Jordan says she'll try and quit throwing stones at Jeff all the time...Jeff says "wow, I like this already" 😊 Jeff says he wants this in writing LOL...Jordan says she'll try and be nice and do 50/50 in back rubbing, she'll try...Jeff says "wow, where are all these ideas coming from?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, they're popping in her head...Jeff says "Jordan trying to be positive, I love it"...Jordan says she'll try and not make fun of Jeff even though she tries to make him cooler...she laughs...Jordan says she'll give Jeff better haircuts, not mess them up...Jeff says they're drifting...Jordan says they're not, they're staying focused...Jordan says they'll eat healthy, Jeff cooks every night, Jordan will cook sometimes but Jeff is the main cook, she'll clean and he'll cook...Jeff says "that's a deal sister" 🤝 Jordan kisses their hands, Jeff does the same and then says "now smoke it", he smokes it, puts it out and throws it...Jordan does the same, they laugh...Jordan says "that's our halfway resolution" :) ...Jordan says to hold on, she wants to add more, they hold pinkies again...Jeff says they already smoked it...Jordan says they'll smoke another one...Jordan says halfway to their halfway resolution they are going to not get down, think they can do everything and it won't be over until Julie Chen says they're evicted...Jeff asks if they can bust stuff after?...Jordan says they can bust a move...Jordan asks "ready?"...they kiss the pinky swear... ...smoke it, rub it out and throw it away...they laugh...Jeff says he likes it, they're positive now...Jordan says it starts after Jeff is not a HN, it could start tomorrow if Jeff wins HOH...Jeff says that would start the positive vibes perfectly...Jeff says he likes where they're at...Jordan says "focus, motivation"...Jeff says "inspiration"...Jordan says "responsibility"...Jeff cracks up, so does Jordan...Jeff says "so you just yelling things out now?...drywall paneling!!" 😂 Lincoln Technical Institute 1am JeJo continue laughing about the words they were using, motivation, inspiration, etc...Jeff says that they sound like a commercial for Lincoln Technical Institute...Jeff asks if Jordan has those?...Jordan says no, what is that?...Jeff says they work on motors or some shit, when he sees the commercials he gets pissed...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it goes "want to better your life and your career? work at Lincoln Tech", they show them drilling stuff into a motor...Jordan says she's seen one but isn't sure it's the same...Jeff says he gets pissed off… Add ons to the HRP - Earrings & Bears Tix 1-1:09am Jeff says he's so pumped right now, he wants to start their resolution right now...Jordan says they're on their way to success...Jeff says he can't wait to go sleep on a hard bed, he's gonna love it :) ...Jordan says she gets to sleep on a comfy bed, yeah!...Jeff asks what she's doing...Jordan says sorry, she just had to throw one stone...Jeff asks if she doesn't like his bed?...Jordan says nevermind...Jeff asks if she was being sarcastic? he was being sarcastic but she said it starts tomorrow...Jordan giggles... Jordan remembers more she wants to add onto the halfway resolution...she grabs Jeff's pinky again and says that in case of eviction Jeff has to give her his blue hat, his shirt, his sweatpants and the other hat, deal?...Jeff says "no deal, I'm not smoking that"...Jordan continues saying that if Jeff wins the half million dollars he has to buy her a brand new pair of earrings...Jeff is so cute here, he says "uhh, how, what, how much?"...Jordan isn't sure, they will have to see, ok?...Jeff says he'll smoke half of that, he'll get her something nice...Jordan says she's just kidding, being funny, they don't have to smoke to that...Jeff says first it was a purse...Jordan says but she's wearing two different earrings, a square and a round...Jeff asks how much they are for real?...Jordan says a good pair are like...Jeff says 5G's?...Jordan says no, you can get good ones for a thousand...Jeff says "oh really, if you want I'll smoke that, I'll get you a pair for sure"...Jordan says she's kidding, she doesn't want anything... Jeff says he'll smoke one by himself right now and he does...Jeff says if he wins she gets earrings...Jordan says if she wins he'll get season tickets to the Bears game, she smokes it...Jeff says he didn't see her smoke it...Jordan sits up and smokes it ... Jeff cracks up!! 🤣 Jeff says "yes! I've always wanted season's tickets to the Bears, that's awesome...I like our resolution, halfway"...Jordan says she does too...Jeff says they have to remind each other even when they're crabby and they can't get crabby at the other person for doing that...Jordan says ok... Jordan says she's getting sleepy, she's taking her mic off but Jeff can stay in the bed...Jeff says he'd rather than go in there...Jeff says this is like old times...Jordan says this way Jeff can't come in and beat her (in the morning)...Jeff says he's going into the SS room...they joke around about what they'll do tomorrow morning...Jordan suddenly says goodnight...Jeff makes that frustrated face implying he doesn't want to just say goodnight but wants a goodnight kiss LOL...FISH & when the feeds return Jordan is in bed by herself, Jeff has gone to the HN room and is telling Michele all about their halfway resolution...Jordan is seen smiling...😊 Jeff uses the Coup d’Etat 4pm-7pm Jeff, in one of the greatest moments in BB history, uses the Coup D'Etat power to take Lydia and Russell off the block and place Jessie and Natalie there. Chima is stunned and pissed. Lydia is relieved until she realizes Jessie is going up. Russell is grateful but still votes to keep Jessie. Jordan is mouth agape in shock when Jeff stands up to use it...she had no clue he was the Wizard. Michele and Kevin vote to evict Jessie along with Jordan and he is evicted by a vote of 3-2 and is sent packing...with no bag lol Not shown on feeds but on live TV. You know ;) 8:51-8:53pm Jeff has just used the Coup d'Etat hours earlier, Jessie is gone, the house is filled with tension...Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table by himself, he has his serious face on, he's unimpressed with how the other side of the house is handling the situation... Jeff needs Jordan...he walks over to to the kitchen area where Jordan is washing dishes...Jeff says "more dishes?"...Jordan says "of course, you know they're going to do it to be assholes"...Jeff starts preparing iced tea...they look at each other and Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nuthin, gettin some iced tea"...Jordan says she's getting her usual Thursday headache...Jeff smiles and says he already took an Advil...Jordan says it's every Thursday. Jeff sweetly says "you hungry?" Jordan says "yeah it'll be here soon...you know?" Jeff says "yes I do know" Jordan says "you know I'm taking over this shirt right?" Jeff softly says "I had a feeling" Jordan says she'll give it back, it's just comfy, it probably needs to be washed, she cleaned in it, she took a shower earlier but didn't wash her face yet because she thought she might get called to the DR. Jeff says "you love that shirt huh?" Jordan says "I know...so...you know" 😊 Jeff says "your friends are going to, you say you know after every single sentence" Jordan says "what?" Jeff says "you say you know after every single sentence, you know?" Jordan laughs and Jeff says "your friends are going to kill you" ☺️ Russell then comes to talk to Jeff about how stupid the others are acting by moving around their stuff and they leave to check it out... Good job pinch & hug 11:13-11:15pm Jeff and Jordan come inside after deciding to go hang out up in Michele's HOH room with her & Russell...Jeff heads to the bathroom and is brushing his teeth. Jordan comes into the bathroom and pinches Jeff's butt. 😊 She then hugs/pats him from behind and says "good job" Jeff asks if he can get a backscratch? (later)...Jordan mmm, hmm's and hugs Jeff tight. Jordan says she feels bad that he has to sleep in the HN room...Jeff says it's ok...she leaves shortly after...

August 14 Jeff fooled Jordan/Blue & Green eyes 1:17-1:24am Feeds return from fish...Jeff and Jordan are laying down in the SS room...Jordan is saying "when I saw you standing up I was like, no way!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "I can't get over it, you had me fooled, majorly"...Jeff says "that was the point"...Jordan says that it was like a birthday surprise or when you get something on Christmas you're not thinking you're going to get and you get it...Jeff says "did you think anyone was standing up?"...Jordan says she saw Jeff and seriously wanted to hit his hip and say Jeff, sit down, she thought he was joking and when he actually stood up and looked at her and smiled, she thought no! holy shit! Jeff says the other side is already talking like they're gone, that's true though :) ...Jordan says if everything sticks to the plan...Jeff says there are so many different things that could happen, they just have to worry about week to week because as soon as they get the power he's gone but he had to make this move...Jordan says look what Dan did...Jeff says they have to win next week to put one of them up...Jordan says then they'll be good...Jeff says then they'll have the votes... Jordan says "I feel bad for being mean today then"...Jeff smiles...Jordan says she gets moody...Jeff says he knows, he knew she was going to be happy otherwise he would have given her the brush off (hand signal)...Jordan asks Jeff to do the thing with his hand...Jeff says he can't, it's situational😉 Jordan says it was comical seeing them all crying around the table about Jessie, that was ridiculous...Jeff says he has no words for it...they whisper inaudibly then Jordan says she feels like she can't just talk to him one on one...Jeff gives her a knowing look...Jordan says "it's over"...Jeff laughs saying "we lost, it hurts"...Jordan giggles about Jeff saying "it's over" using his hands...Jeff says he does that a lot...Jordan agrees... Jordan shows Jeff the bracelet she made...Jeff says if Jordan wins HOH next week, he'll make her one...Jordan laughs about how people will say she sucks...Jeff says people will say (about him), that guy made a good move but is he ever gonna win anything?...Jordan laughs saying "no they're not, obviously America likes you"...Jeff says now they do, he hopes they do, it makes him feel good he won obviously...Jordan says me too, they're a package deal...Jeff says "package deal"... Jordan says she can see it now and she holds up 2 fingers (final 2)...Jeff says that's good...Jordan says they have to get everybody out of the way so Jeff doesn't get put up or if he does, win POV and take Jeff off...Jeff says it's going to be a battle every week now, he has to come up with a big win, just next week win, it would be cool if he could win, he could do it... Jordan says "what color are my eyes"...Jeff looks and says blue-green...Jordan says Jeff's are green...Jeff says "yeah?"...she sings "Green Eyes"...Jeff looks at his shirt, which is blue, and says "that's weird" (I thought he was going to say that he thought he had blue eyes because doesn't he? lol)...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says Jordan's eyes look like his...Jordan says her dad has pretty eyes, they're blue, baby blue...Jeff mumbles something, Jordan says to not worry about it and Jeff says he's not...feeds switch out.... Whispers & Smiles under the turquoise blanket 10:23-10:42am Jeff has just spent his last night in the HN room and immediately goes into the SS room to lay down. Jordan returns to the room from having slept upstairs, she lays down with Jeff. Jeff says "hey Jordo" and Jordan says "what's up?" Jordan asks if Jeff slept good...he didn't, he was up all night, he was tossing and turning all night. Jeff gets up to find the red pillow but Jordan gives him hers saying she's not going to sleep. Jeff gets in his cocoon... Jordan says she talked to Michele last night and she's putting up Chima & Natalie. Jeff tells Jordan that he told Michele goodnight last night before she went in the DR and Michele came up to him, gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and he was like yes! Jordan says she likes you. Jeff says he was like "good" and he could go to sleep but then he was wide-eyed awake. Jeff points out that Jordan has the black stuff in her eye...Jordan knows. Jordan whispers that Michele said when she wins, it's like they're a team and that she really likes Jeff...Jeff says he's glad Jordan slept with Michele last night...some Inaudible whispers and then Jeff reaches over and silently kisses Jordan's neck/cheek. (blocked from view by that damn dresser! lol) Jeff says he was thinking about everything last night (when he couldn't sleep)...Jeff says he hopes he's not a have not again...Jordan says he won't be...Jordan says they (the other side) are going to feel like shit today because they got drunk...Jeff says they are, their minds are shot, they're done. Jordan whispers and Jeff gets in position to listen, she whispers in his ear, impossible to hear...BB tells them to put on their mics...Jeff says he's going to sleep so why bother. They both turn to the opposite sides. Jeff wants to get a couple of z's in. Jeff reaches back and pats her butt and says we'll talk later...Jordan reaches back and holds his hand. (presumably)...Jeff says he doesn't agree with that last comment but they'll talk about it later...BB tells them to put on their mics again and they do this time...they get comfy and say godnight. Camera focuses in on Jordan and she starts secret smiling. 😊 They are quiet for awhile... Just after the 10:38am mark Jordan turns to face Jeff and puts her arm around his waist. :) Cam finally goes off them… Hey! I’m over here! This ones fish 2:48-2:53pm When the feeds come back from the food comp, Jeff is taking a shower in the HOH bathroom. Jordan comes in and takes a peek at Jeff through the frosted glass 🧐😁😍 They then start bickering over the food comp, Jordan says Jeff wouldn't listen to her, he says he was listening but he had the matches...Jordan continues trying to make her point...Jeff who has gotten out of the shower, is in his undies, he smiles and goes over to her at the bathtub and gives her a hug. Cute! Then he puts his shorts on facing her...Jordan keeps talking to him and looking downwards and he points to his eyes/face and says "hey, I'm over here!" 🤣 They continue bantering about the food comp, pretty classic JeJo banter...Jordan arguing that Jeff wouldn't listen to her and lost his focus on her as his partner, Jeff arguing that Jordan had tunnel vision when it came to the dish that tasted like fish and lost focus on finding other dish matches...Jeff readily apologizes to Jordan...Jordan otoh doesn't apologize for her stubbornness…(pretty typical of them tbh) Jeff weighs himself and says he weighs 179lbs, he was 177lbs, how did that happen? he says he can't even remember the last time he was in the 170's, it's skinny for him...Jordan says she wants something to eat and then says "Jeff you still can't eat can you?"...Jeff says no, he can't...Jordan says aww man, that sucks… JeJo in the HOH cozy chair Part1 7:04-7:18pm Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Russell are up in the HOH room...Jordan joins Jeff who is sitting on the round chair....Jordan throws the squeeze ball around with Michele, they notice Jordan is throwing with her right, isn't she a lefty? Jordan explains how she writes, throws and plays sports in various ways...they agree she's a lefty but is a little ambidextrous...Michele, of course, is totally ambidextrous🙄 Russell does one thing with his left hand and Jeff says he does everything right handed, he's a total righty...Jordan says it's going to be weird to write stuff...Jeff says it's weird anyhow, these days people don't write much anymore, he does at work though...Russell says it's going to be weird to read...Jordan says it'll be so exciting to listen to music in your car, she loves the radio stations out in LA, the radio stations in Charlotte aren't good. Jordan starts playing with Jeff's leg...she says she wants to go sightseeing in Cali...Jordan sings a little and says she wants BB to play Disco Stick...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan telling a story about smashing her face into a pole at Six Flags, she was walking and someone got her attention, she went Boom! LOL Jordan says it was so embarrassing...of course Michele says she's had many of those types of stories, she has to outdo Jordan's story and more...Jordan can only say "that's awful" and this is Jeff's reaction to her...zzzzzzzzzzz LOL They laugh about how Michele ended up exposing herself during the graduation comp and then Jeff brings up how Jordan would have looked even funnier naked with her raccoon eyes...Jordan says her makeup was all smeared...Jeff says if that had happened to Jordan she would have said (in Jordan accent) "my junk is all out"...Jordan says that would have been so embarrassing... Jeff says at the time they were all just so wet and tired, it didn't matter...Michele then talks about how a couple of days before her bikini top busted and flew off...Jeff says he missed it but noticed something had happened...Jordan says how about when you're in the ocean, you get knocked over and your top or bottom come undone?...Jeff says that's funny in general, that's happened to him when he's been wiped out...Michele tells another story about her top coming off 🙄 , this time when she would boogie board...Jeff says "Jesus!" 😅...Jeff and Jordan adjust positions on the chair to get comfier, Jeff puts his leg over Jordan... Russell asks Jordan what her most embarrassing story is? oh wait, she has the prickle story...Jordan says it's not the most embarrassing...Jeff says he's trying to think of one...annnddd Michele has yet another story to tell...Michele tells her boring story about Tim's comedy show where he dedicated and read a filthy, dirty poem to her...Jeff & Jordan look thrilled with this story /sarcasm...Jeff says "you have plenty of stories"...Russell says she'll be all over youtube with all her falls during BB...Jeff wants a montage of them... Russell says Jordan always has the wide open mouthed look on her face when she's shocked/surprised...Jordan says she has a picture like that for when she won homecoming queen in 8th grade, middle school, she was friends with everybody...Jeff smiles saying "you're so popular"... Jordan tells a story that made her feel so good, 2 years ago when her dad went to Blockbuster and a girl there asked him if he was Jeff Lloyd...feeds cut out briefly, they come back with Jordan saying that the girl told her dad that Jordan was so nice to her in middle school and other kids (were mean)...feeds cut out again...they return with Jordan saying the girl said that Jordan never made fun of her, she talked to her, Jordan's dad told the girl she would be sure to tell her and he did and Jordan was awww, it made her feel so good... Jeff pats Jordan and then pinches Jordan's cheek. Cute!! 🥰 Jordan says she got excited… Jejo HOH cozy chair Part 2 7:18-7:42pm They continue chatting...Jordan says "now, I can get mean when I want to"...Jeff says "like in the mornings?" LOL Jordan says no, she can get really mean if she wants to, she prefers not to, she's said stuff to some girls, being immature, kind of like the others down there, she's said some stupid things to girls...Jeff starts getting sleepy...Russell starts talking about the love triangle in the BB house, they start talking game and the people in the game. Jordan says she wants to hang out with Dan, she wants to meet him, he seems cool...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she'd like to meet Renny...Jeff asks Jordan what she said?...twice...because he wants Jordan to do her Renny impersonation 😊...Jordan does it...it never gets old for Jeff, he laughs, he says the two of them together would be a crack up...Jordan explains the Renny sleepwalking story to Russell and Michele...feeds cut out... Jordan is telling them she liked all the HG's from season 10 (except for Jessie), Renny was from New Orleans, they should go to Mardi Gras, they'd have the best time ever, it's so much fun...she tells them what it’s like there, Jordan says she’s so much fun when she’s drunk, at least she thinks so, especially when she’s with her girlfriends...Jordan then tells them about one specific crazy Mardi Gras story with feeds cutting in and out...Jeff seems to be napping...Jordan continues with some more Mardi Gras experiences and then talk changes to the fact they’re still on lockdown, the veto comp tomorrow and who might play... Jordan keeps rubbing and squeezing Jeff's leg...Russell asks what she's doing to Jeff?...Jordan says she's squeezing his fat...Jeff mumbles that he likes it, just play with him and he’s good...Jordan says that men's upper legs are weird looking, maybe it's because you never see them? do they agree?...Jordan lifts up Jeff's short’s leg and says that Jeff's are kind of tanned...Jordan playfully asks if Jeff's wearing a Speedo out there?...Jeff says he pulls them up when he lays out... Jordan says she feels like her implants are moving down...Michele says she needs to work on them...Jordan says yeah, she feels like they’re drooping, they feel heavy...Russell wonders if Jordan shouldn’t be wearing a bra all the time to stop them from drooping?...Jordan says no, they said to just do her exercises...Jordan says they’re heavy, she thinks they’re 3 lbs apiece...Russell thinks they’re a lot of weight for her back...Jordan says she used to be a 32A and now she’s a 36C, before her surgery she weighed 128 and then after she was 134.5... Michele and Russell tell Jordan that you have factor in water retention from the surgery so they figure the implants weren’t actually that heavy...Jordan explains that she got to try on the implants in her bra before and she thought they were heavy, how were they going to fit? she brought her mom with her to give her opinion, the best part was right before surgery when they put you out... Jordan says she could never get her nose done because of how they break it...Michele says Jordan has a cute nose, why would she think of getting her nose done?...Jordan stays silent...Russell says “don’t get your nose done”...Michele says no, that’ll hurt...the mood gets awkward...Jordan says she wouldn’t do it because it does hurt...they get quiet and then randomly chat about the lockdown, how much they sleep, how the last 2 days have gone by slowly...silence...Michele asks Jordan if she’s sleepy? Jordan says a little, is Michele?...Michele says she might zonk out... Russell dozes off and more silence...after a bit Jordan says she’s not sure she wants to go to sleep or go downstairs and make something...Michele tucks herself in to nap...Jordan slips herself out of the chair...Jeff stirs and says “Jordo?” :)...Jordan walks towards the door and says she’s going downstairs ok?...Jeff says “where?”...Jordan says “in the kitchen”...Jeff says he thought she was going to lay down, he would go with her...Jordan says if Jeff wants to they can go lay down...Jeff says “you wanna? cuz I wanna stretch my shit out”...Jeff gets up and says he’s going to take a pee...Jordan leaves saying she’ll be down there...Jeff says alright… JeJo’s clothes are messed with 7:44-8:19pm Jeff & Jordan come down from the HOH to discover that someone has taken all of Jeff's clothes and dumped them on the SS bed where they sleep. Jeff is PISSED 🤬 Jordan lays down in complete stunned silence...Jeff's feelings are written all over his face, he tells Natalie not to ever touch his shit again. He lays down in his bed while Jordan lays down in the other one without saying a word. Jordan tries to engage Jeff but he's not having any of it...eventually they do talk. Btw, Jordan looks so pretty here, she smiles to herself, thinking about the food comp where Jeff totally ignored her 😬 They have some more laughs about that. They then talk about how long of a week it's going to be… Major tension in the house 11-11:30pm It's fascinating to watch the tension building in the house...by this point Chima has already self destructed and has thrown her mic in the pool (which the other side of the house didn't see but may know about?) and she is refusing to put another one on, she is sitting on the dryer/washer probably guarding it to not allow the others to use it or awaiting her whitest whites cycle to finish up. Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Russell sit on the BY couches and are generally quiet and stunned that the others are being so childish and taking things to this level. Jeff is seething...Jeff & Jordan finally get to talk alone just before the 11:20 mark when M&J go to practice golf....Jordan tells Jeff to sit on the other side of her so the others can't see what she's saying... Jeff moves over and they start talking game...Jeff & Jordan are very leery of Michele & Russell still...Russell asks Jeff if he wants to practice golf?...Jeff says he'll play in a little bit...Jordan says that Russell is so paranoid, every time he sees any of them talking he gets like that...Jeff says he's pissed that Russell seems to still be so close to Natalie... (Jordan keeps banging her cup on the table so it's very irritating to try and hear what they're saying)...Jordan says she wants to vote out Natalie because she can't deal with her another week at all, she drives her crazy...Jeff says him too... Jordan says they're going to pour hot sauce or something on them tonight when they're sleeping...Jeff says no, they're not...Jordan says Natalie walked around with hot sauce, toilet paper and a lint roller and then didn't bring the hot sauce back into the kitchen...Jeff tells Jordan if they put hot sauce on his stuff he swears he will light their shit on fire ...he's not even joking...Jordan gets a worried look and says he better ask the DR just in case (umm, I'm thinking the DR won't be thrilled Jeff is lighting stuff on fire lol)...Jeff says ask the DR if putting hot sauce on my shit is cool? cuz it's not...Jordan says she means that could get him evicted...Jeff says "then I'll light them on fire" (umm, not better lol)... Jordan says that's what they want Jeff to do...Jeff says you can't just ruin someone's fu**ing clothes...Jordan says they want to do that with everybody...Jeff says there are 800 million cameras in there, they better stop it...Jordan is just saying...Jeff says he's saying that if they do something, he's going to light this place on fire. Jordan says they're trying to get Jeff mad so he'll get himself evicted...they start talking game again... Jordan worries Russell might save Natalie...Jordan says that Michele is sensitive about them saying anything bad about Chima, she tells Jeff not to say girls are bitches, she gets mad...Jordan says they have to get rid of Russell as soon as they can, sorry she's thinking way ahead...Jeff says he does the same, he pictures himself in the finals but no matter what they will vote whoever is on the other side, they'll try and stick it to him... Jordan says that Russell has all this designer stuff, he's probably well off but doesn't want them to know, he's already got $20,000, Kevin has $15,000, they have to get rid of Kevin before Lydia?... Jordan says she's going to threaten Lydia with her secret (hanky panky with Jessie)...Jeff says threaten? just say it...Jordan says she doesn't feel like playing, she's in such a bad mood...Jeff too...Jordan says they have all night to play...Jeff says "they make this fu**ing experience a fu**ing nightmare"...Jordan says it's Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, they can lay out on Sunday, Monday is POV, 3 days with them, they can stay outside and ignore them...Jordan says for Jeff to put his stuff up in Michele's room...Jeff says "I'm not going to fu**ing run around like I'm scared of their shit, if they touch my shit, I'm lighting their shit on fire period! they heard me say it 5 times, if they don't think it's going to happen then try me, try it because if they let that fu**ing happen, I'm lighting their shit on fire, burning fire, on fire" Jordan says she doesn't think they will...Jeff shakes his head, smiling and says he just hopes they don't for his sake...Jordan says they can practice later, she's not motivated right now...Jordan thinks Chima didn't try to practice so that's good...Jeff says she did...Jordan says she didn't do it for long...Jeff says "I know, now she's not wearing her microphone" 🤓 Jordan says "sorry losers"...Jeff says he hasn't seen every season but this is for sure the most miserable cast...Jordan says "oh, yeah definitely"...Jeff says for sure...Jordan says she hates this cast, she hates it...Jeff says it seems like everyone has fun on the past seasons...Jordan says "of course when I'm on it"...Jeff says "we have the most miserable bitch on reality tv on our fu**ing show"...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jeff says “go vent”...Jordan leaves...

August 6 Jordan says nice things about Jeff 1:40-1:47am https://youtu.be/pZ2mnVtoOcU Feeds switch to JeJo with Jeff saying to Jordan "aww that's nice" (they are laying head to toe facing each other in Jeff's bed in the RR)...Jordan says "I don't"(?)...Jeff says "that's the first nice thing you've said to me since we've been here"...Jordan says "yeah right"... Jeff giggles...Jordan says "I say a lot of good things about you"...Jeff mumbles "nah"... Jordan says "you do, you're like my best friend in this house, you're my only friend in this house that I can really trust, I told you, you're like the guy version of me"...Jeff says "I know it Jordan"...Jordan says "you just, I just get along with you, you just like click, I think we're a lot alike that's why...I think we are"... ...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says Jeff is kind of laid back and so is she in a way, she asks if Jeff thinks she is?...Jeff mmm's Jordan says "and you're positive, you're not negative and you're nice and I don't know, you're not cocky, you're not, you don't think about just yourself" 😊 Jeff says "mmm, thanks Jordan, that's...what's up? these are all nice things, I love it" Jordan says at first when she saw Jeff she would have thought he was arrogant, cocky, just liked to look at himself, things like that...Jeff says she said that already, when she first saw him she thought that...Jordan says well don't you automatically think that? but then too, you see someone and think oh, they're nice looking but then whenever you get to know them, like if Jeff was how he looks now (she admits he's nice looking ;)) but he had a bad personality...Jeff says "you look ugly"...Jordan says "you would be ugly to me"...Jeff says "that's how we're the same" 😊 Jordan says she worked with some guys who she wouldn't normally date (because of their looks) but once you get to know them they're so funny, they turn so cute to her, it's funny how that works...Jeff says he's the same with girls, they could be smoking hot but if they have no personality they're ugly to him, he doesn't like them...Jordan says she always tells her mom that, looks help but it's not everything...Jeff says you tell that to people but they don't believe you...Jordan says her sister dated a guy who wasn't cute at all, she wondered how he would get these pretty girls but he has the best personality, he's so funny and he always has a comeback for everything (hmm, sounds familiar...) and that's why he gets the girls he does... Jordan says a lot of girls that are really pretty are high maintenance and think they're all that...Jeff says he knows exactly what she means, he's the same way...Jordan says she has hung out with cute guys where their personalities sucked, she hates guys that are manwhores, always out to get some booger...Jeff says "to crush some ass?"...Jordan says she doesn't like that, yeah, that's such a turnoff to her...Jordan starts explaining that there was a guy she went out with months ago and he was someone that she could see herself with (I think she was going to talk about the guy that she said she would only want to be with years down the road so she didn't want to date him now)...feeds go to control room... Feeds return shortly after with Jordan saying "you see what I'm saying?"...Jeff says he sees what she is saying and he thinks she will be fine, don't worry so much...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says he forgot who he was talking to...Jordan asks "why didn't you umm"...Jeff says "ai ai ai"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "why didn't I what?"...Jordan asks if he wants to talk about something else?...Jeff says no, what did she say?...Jordan says she doesn't know if she's asked this question before but why didn't he want to get married when he dated someone for 9/8 years? (I would like to know that one too! LOL) Jeff says he was young and he wanted to do other things, he wasn't doing what he ultimately wanted to do and he needed to get him stable before he could worry about getting someone else stable...Jordan says mmm, hmm, true...Jeff says he wasn't sure who he was, let alone start a family and raise a kid without knowing who he was and who he was marrying... Jordan asks if any of Jeff's friends got married too early just because of pressure to hurry and get married because their time is running, she feels her sister is like that...Jeff says 3 close friends of his are married, that's it, they're all happy so they waited for the right time and one other buddy is engaged, he's happy...Jordan says if you wait later it's better, if she got married at her age she'd be divorced by the time she was 28 just because you want different things as you get older...just when the conversation is getting good Michele walks in and the topic changes GRRR Jeff asks "Are you gonna be my wife?" 1:47-1:55am Convo continues with Michele in the room now...they talk about what is going on outside with Russell and Chima...Jeff says Russell is trying to mend things...Jordan says she made pancakes this morning...Jeff grinds his teeth saying she didn't make him any pancakes?...Jordan says she was up at 6, her pancakes were doughy...Jeff says he wants to make some, he gets a taste for them every so often, he wants to make banana ones...Jordan says she'll throw up...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says cuz...Jeff says she just ate a banana...Jordan says she can eat them but anything banana-y like banana pudding, she'll throw up...Jeff loves bananas (big surprise! LOL)... Jeff says he'll make them and she doesn't have to eat them...Jordan says ok, fine...Jeff says if he wants to be nice he could make hers first than make his...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he's always thinking of Jordan and she's always thinking about herself, at the exact same time Jeff says this Jordan is asking Michele if she's feeling ok which completely destroys his point LOL!! Michele mumbles she is fine...Jordan says she didn't hear her...Jeff says they've established that Michele is a mumbler like his old roommate named Jordan (last name)...Jeff mimics how he mumbled all the time and drove Jeff nuts 😝 Jordan says Michele does do that, sometimes she has no idea what she says but agrees just to go along with it...Jeff says he thought he was going deaf around her, some people are just low talkers just like his old roommate...Jordan says Michele mumbles...Jeff says he's just a loud person in general...Jordan says she is too... Jordan giggles to herself and says "Jeff"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "you're funny...you're just funny"...Jeff says he missed what he was funny about, he loves her compliments, it's nice, he's got to remember this day 😊...they wonder what day it is...they think it's the 4th or 5th because Jeff's brother's bday was the 2nd...Jordan says Jeff didn't say anything...Jeff says he did but he didn't address the camera, he hates when people do that...Jordan says "when Casey would?"...Jeff says Laura too, all the time, BB won't play that. Michele says that Jeff and Jordan have been getting DR love, she hasn't...Jeff says she doesn't even know why (because they've been asking them about their make out sesh)...Jordan says "wizards!" and they share a knowing look and smile... Jordan suddenly says "will you rub my feet?"...Jeff says "rub your moist, warm feet?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Michele says she will do it...Jordan says "aww, see, she's nice"...Jeff says "there's all Vaseline in there and stuff"...Jordan goes to take her sock off saying "no"...Jeff says "don't you dare take that off"...Jordan says "no, it's rubbed in, feel"...Jeff gets grossed out saying "Jordan!"...Jordan says "it's rubbed in! Jeff, touch!"...Jeff says "I don't like feet that much alright"...Jordan says "I know, my feet aren't gross, they're coming from me so stop"...as Jeff pokes at Jordan's feet he says "what does that mean?"...Jordan says "that you shouldn't get grossed out cuz they're my feet"...Jeff mumbles "are you my, are you (gonna be) my wife?" (YES SHE IS JEFF! 👰🏼‍♀️) Jordan says "no, I'm your BFF"🙄 ...Jeff says he and his buddies all lay around rubbing each other's feet...Jordan says she's a girl...Jeff says "Mimmo, rub my feet"...Jordan says "I'm a girl Jeff"...Jeff says isn't he doing it?...Jordan says "I'm your girl BFF"...Jeff gives up, throwing her sock on the floor...Jordan arghs, she puts her sock back on...Jeff says he'd rather have no sock on...Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to rub them anymore...Jeff grabs her foot and says "oh stop", he takes off her sock and flings it on the floor again saying "this sock is filthy and it's making me want to throw up"... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she was just saying nice things and she flipped her switch...Jeff says he's rubbing her feet so relax...feeds switch out… Jeff thinks Jordan is smart 2:05-2:52am The feeds come back to JeJo and Kevin in the RR...the lights are now on...they are talking game saying that they won't nominate each other if they win HOH...Jordan leaves because she forgot something wet in the bathroom...Kevin and Jeff talk about the messages they got, they've already forgotten them LOL, they talk about what the HOH comp might be, Jeff says it's going to be interesting to see if Ronnie is the wizard (haha), who will win HOH, etc, it will be a nail biter week for sure...Jordan returns...they continue talking Ronnie and game... Jeff says he's a bastard, he won't forget what he did to them...they all feel like something weird is in the air...Jeff gets up and leaves...Jordan and Kevin now talk game...they confirm they are still doing the plan with the majority/minority...Jordan says she didn't know for sure...Kevin says Jeff knows, ask him about it...Kevin says he can't wait to be done being a HN, he has one more night...Jeff comes back, so does Lydia...Kevin asks if Jeff told Jordan about the majority/minority plan?...Jeff seems confused...Lydia changes the subject saying that Chima called her a whore and admitted to calling her and Jordan sluts...Jordan shrugs saying oh, well, that was the past... Jordan says nobody told her about the plan...Jeff realizes he never told her...Jordan says "thanks" 🤨...Jeff says it was because they only talked about it one time...they go over it...Lydia knows the plan...Jeff tells Jordan he's sorry he didn't tell her, he didn't think about it until after, they were discussing it before...Kevin comes back and they all go over what they will do in the HOH comp...B.B.A.B...Lydia says to think Big Brother Alliance Booyah...Jordan says they can tell by the clicks...Jeff says they have to tell Michele still...Jeff apologizes again to Jordan saying he didn't mean not to tell her he just forgot :) ... Jordan says she wants a letter from home but she feels if one of them wins they are good...Kevin thinks the messages might have to do with the POV comp...Jordan inches closer to Jeff who is laying behind her...Jordan says Ronnie was trying to get her and Jeff to talk with the other side to keep him there...Jeff asks Lydia if Russell and Chima are cool?...Lydia shakes her hand so-so, she says that Chima said she's not ready to accept his apology...Kevin says they're all up there Kumbayah and shit ... Jordan wonders what they're all scheming about?...Lydia says she has the four of them so she's good (safe)...Kevin says unless the wizard can block a vote...they go over what the mystery power might be? they go over fantastical scenarios ...Jeff moves forward to hear better and Jordan leans back into Jeff reaching out to put her arm behind him...they readjust...Jordan shuffles back more into Jeff and Jeff grabs her by the waist and gives her a cute, squeezing hug... They talk about the fight that happened earlier, how it really is like high school, so petty and juvenile...Jordan says all the messages were negative...they continue talking game and trying to stay positive despite worrying about the mystery power and Ronnie somehow not leaving tomorrow, they agree to stick to the plan...Kevin says he can't stand Ronnie plus he would never vote out Lydia...Jeff says Ronnie fu**ed him so, it's funny how the world balances out...Jordan says Ronnie wanted another chance but she thought no, she's wanted to cry so many times and leave... They go over the plan/pattern again, the HOH comp scenarios again...they laugh about Jeff forgetting Kevin's name during the homecoming comp...Jeff rubs Jordan's hand...Jordan is hungry...Kevin leaves...Jordan says aww, Kevin looks sad...Jeff says "cheer up buttercup"...Jordan tells Lydia to cheer up too...Lydia says she knows but you don't feel good until you hear you're staying...Jordan says Michele had her breakdown outside, she had hers weeks ago...Kevin comes back and says goodnight, he goes in the HN room...they talk more game...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg...Jordan thinks they still haven't told the wizard yet...Jeff doesn't think so either ...Lydia says they haven't, trust her ...they talk about how it will feel tomorrow waiting on the wizard to reveal themselves...Jordan says that if Ronnie was the wizard she would die!...Jeff asks what if he got picked (to go), would she cry?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she better shed some tears...Jordan says every week it's been one of her friends...Jeff says he knows, think positive. Kevin peeks into the room just to confirm the plan/pattern...they say true, true, false, true...yes, yes, no, yes...LOL...Kevin goes back to bed...they get silly with the acronyms and then Jeff tries to scissor kick Jordan's head, he misses and swats her instead...they laugh and Jeff gives her a big hug and neck kisses... Jeff says what if he gave her a "Marcia Brady" nose for the live show and then she got put up? he giggles and then says he's kidding, he can tell she's already getting nervous...more game talk and scenarios...Lydia leaves just after the 1:36am mark...Jeff lays down near Jordan's leg, he bites and kisses her leg...Jordan is nervous and jumpy, very concious of the cameras ...she leans forward saying she is nervous about tomorrow...Jeff says "don't be nervous"... Jeff says he misses laying down, falling asleep and then leaving, he says it's too bright in the RR...Jordan says to sleep on the raft...Jeff says when Ronnie leaves he's taking his bed but Russell will...Jordan says it's his old bed, to claim it...Jeff says if he does it will be like the original room...Jordan tells Lydia that (she's in the SS room with the door open)...Jordan says it seems like forever ago...Jeff says they left the last week of June...Jordan says it's already August, it's crazy...Jeff bites her leg again and Jordan pushes him off (nervous lol)...Jeff bites her arm and reaches for her belly...Jordan jumps...Jeff says "Jesus! relax"...Jordan says she thought he was going to give her a titty twist or something LOL More game talk regarding the messages they heard...Jordan says she is glad she talked to Russell...Jeff says why did she do that?...Jordan says it was about what she told Jessie and Natalie just so her back was covered, she was covering her tracks...Jeff says "ohhh, clever girl"...Jeff wondered why she was apologizing (to Russell)...Jeff tells Jordan that she is even smarter than even he thinks and he thinks she is smart...they talk more game for a bit...feeds cut out and return...Jordan says she should probably go to bed...Jeff says "scratch me" ☺️ Jordan shoves over in the bed and Jeff gets in, they lay down together for awhile whispering game...Jordan goes to sleep in the SS room with Lydia but before doing that she tells Jeff that he better help her out if Julie asks her a question about their first kiss...Jeff says he will tell her "we're in love"...Jordan says "you better not" cuz they have only known each other a month...Jeff says he'll say "well, we just got engaged"...Jordan says you wish! Ha! Jeff in his undies 3:37-4:06am Michele hides Ronnie's glasses and hat so Ronnie disrupts the whole house in the middle of the night to protest in the SS room. Natalie wakes Jeff up to tell him what's going on and Jeff gets up in his skin tight undies and the camera follows his every move. Of course Jordan walks out of the SS room at that very moment and gets the full view. ;) She says "ewww"...Jeff says "what do you mean ewww?" 🤣 @ the 4:05 am mark Jeff is wandering around in his undies, getting his stuff together to go sleep in the SS room so Ronnie can sleep in his bed...Natalie tells him he left a pillow on the ground (there is none)...Jeff shows off his sexy moves to the camera while pretending to lift a pillow. Jeff goes into the SS room to sleep...Chima yells out "oooh, Jeff sexy!"...Jordan starts laughing at his "short shorts"...she says "those things are so ugly!" Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Natalie says Jordan is crazy...Jordan says "Hanes". Chima is cracking up and then Ronnie says "this coming from the woman who wears granny panties" BURN! 😂 Chima says "she said Hanes"...Jordan says "oh man"...Chima says she thinks it's good looking and the feeds cut out... JeJo fear grandpa and the live show 10:07-10:11am Jeff and Jordan are talking about their make out session... https://youtu.be/qOOQus-z45g Jeff and Jordan are laying in the SS room...Jeff is on the far bed, Jordan is in the double bed...the feeds switch to them with Jordan saying "OMG they're probably going to bleep out Ronnie", she cracks up laughing...Jeff says "they're going to play that Barry White in the background" They kinda did and fake kissing noises LOL! Jordan cracks up some more...she says "omg, I'm going to have a lot of explaining to do"...Jeff says "to who? grandpa?"...Jordan screeches "my family! yes!"...Jeff dramatically says "Oh My God...so silly"...Jordan says "Jeff! oh my goodness"...Jeff says "big deal, it's not like we did it or anything on camera" 😉 Jordan says "but still, my fam, my grandpa, oh man...cuz we were in a bed and it was dark, oh my God, he's gonna be pissed"...Jeff says they won't know what time it was, say it was during the day. 😉 Jordan says "this is bad"...Jeff says "wait til they see"...Jordan says they're definitely going to say something to her and Jeff today, he has to sit beside her...Jeff says he has a feeling they might ask them, he's not kidding, he thought they might not yesterday, that's why he was joking around..Jordan says "oh my God"...Jordan tells Jeff to come over there...Jeff says "it's over...f**k, they're going to nail us on the live show"...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he's going to make it worse on the live show...Jordan says no he won't...Jeff says he's going to grab her boob...Jordan says "Jeff come over here"...Jeff says "to get some more footage?"...Jordan says they're not going to make out...Jeff says he will but he has to go pee, he leaves… Lets get it on/Say it was magical 10:21-10:35am (LOL Jeff actually sings "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye...too bad Hellataz didn't see this clip (?) or it would have been perfect as the intro to the Jeff's Got Game tribute) Jeff has moved to the big bed in the SS room to lay down with Jordan, he rolls over and cuddles her asking her..."wanna make out under the covers?" She says Jeff!! Jeff says "it's over now, we can do whatever we want" referring to the fact that they have crossed that bridge so what's stopping them now...Jordan says "no"...Jeff laughs and says what does she mean no?...Jordan says no again...Jeff says "it's on"...Jordan giggles saying Jeff...Jeff then sings "let's get it on" 🥰 They then discuss how their make out sesh is going to be edited/portrayed on the show, Jordan says she was asked about in the DR and she thought great, they were going to make it look like "you know" 😉...Jeff says "we're going to look like idiots"...Jordan giggles...Jordan asks if Jeff remembers Ollie and April from last season, did he like them?...Jeff says no, but they had sex in the house...Jordan isn't so sure...Jeff says that's what the word on the street is...Jordan says they never showed that on TV though...Jeff says they showed a little bit so they (J&J) might as well get that over with LOL... Jordan wonders if they are going to be seen as the annoying couple that are always together instead of them being individuals...Jeff says you wanna roll solo, go for it...Jordan says no, she just doesn't want to be shown like that, like they are up each others' butts...Jeff says where is he supposed to go, he would get the f**k away from the house if he could. Jordan says she described "it" in the DR as when an old man dies and the old woman is depressed because the old man has died and she mopes...Jeff doesn't understand why she's talking about old men dying...Jordan explains it's an analogy for Jeff being evicted...Jeff gets agitated that Jordan is always bringing his eviction up...he says "get outta here, you get your own soundbites"...Jordan says "Jeff! no!...don't even"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan screeches no! when Jeff rolls on top of her. Jordan says "not anymore"...Jeff says it's over Jordan, they can make out all the time now, by the pool, in the kitchen, in the shower...Jordan says no, she has family watching...Jeff says there is no turning back now, they're red hot. They giggle...Jeff says "this thing is just starting to sizzle" 😅 Jordan says Jeff feels skinny and she squeezes him. Russell comes in and walks out discussing where they're going to sleep tonight...Jordan says she doesn't want to start an argument about that...Jeff says they'll worry about it later, right now they have to worry about this kiss. :) Jordan says she needs to prepare herself, what should she say to the DR about them kissing? they're best friends... Jeff says to say it was magical. :D Jordan says no...Jeff says they better not ask anything...Jordan says it was corny... Lydia walks in, Jeff and Lydia banter a little...Lydia asks Jeff what are his emotions telling him?...Jeff says to grab Jordan's boobs ...Lydia says "wow, hey"...Jeff and Jordan banter about Jordan's mic poking Jeff not Jeff making his move...Jordan says she is stressing about the talk with the kiss...Lydia says "oh! snap!"...Jordan says they keep grilling them about it...Lydia says for once it ain't her...Jeff asks "who'd you kiss? Jessie?"...Lydia denies...Jeff says "yeah you did"...Jeff sings "this kiss, this kiss! incredible" 😋 Jeff asks "how was it? magical?" LOL ...Lydia says she did not kiss Jessie (liar!)...Jeff asks "how are you going to describe it Jordan if Julie asks you?"...Jordan says she's going to say it was terrible 😕 , she's kidding...Lydia says Jordan should say it was magical...Jeff laughs and says he told her so, he told her to say it was magical, like she was at Disneyland for the first time...except Ronnie was in the room blowing farts and it was like they were in sixth grade but other than that it was so romantic ...Jeff says it was kind of like they were playing spin the bottle...Jordan says if Jeff says that she's going to be so mad at him and then Jeff will say to not throw stones (at him)...Jeff says then they will start choking each other :) ...Jeff says he doesn't think they will ask, it's so silly but they're in a silly place... Lydia says if they ask her about the "Bermuda Triangle" then they will ask them...Jeff says that is way more obvious than them...Jeff says they'll just be like them when asked and says "duh, uh, duh"...Lydia leaving the room says "we'll see"...Jeff says "f**k that, he's quick on his feet"...Jeff giggles and says to Jordan "you're going to be thinking about that all day aren't you?"...silence from Jordan...Jeff imitates Jordan saying "Jeffff!"...Jordan starts talking about "the finals" and then feeds cut out... HOH lockdown 10:46-10:50am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpH4k3vHt8E Jeff & Jordan are in the cozy chair during the HOH lockdown. Jordan says she has to fart and so she does. :) Jeff asks if she fired one under there?...he says "Jordan!...c'mon it's gonna fu**ing reek under there"...Jordan says "Dutch oven! Dutch oven"...the others laugh...Russell says Jordan thinks it's funny when you fart...Jeff says he just doesn't want it to get hot under there...Jordan laughs saying she pooted, she says the hot ones are the smelly ones...Jeff looks at her adoringly... They talk about different farts and Jeff continues to look at Jordan...Jeff says the one Jordan is describing is the Thanksgiving kind...Jordan agrees saying it's like you ate too much gravy...they share some giggles... Jordan starts singing "girl you know it's true..." and pokes Jeff in his dimple...feeds cut out...Jordan says she gets excited with that song, she dances...with her mother...Russell says he thought she didn't dance...Jeff says she dances just like Michael (Jackson) LOL...Jordan says she just puts her hands up and dances to no beat, she can't shake it...Russell wonders wasn't she a cheerleader?...Jordan says in 7th grade and 8th grade...Jordan says she knows beats and stuff, some girls she cringes how they dance, she doesn't try too hard she just puts her hands in the air and looks stupid… Jeff’s undies/Jordan’s pink top 4:14-4:19pm https://youtu.be/5H74f58AjX4 Jeff, Russell, Michele & Kevin are in the RR prior to the live show...Jordan walks by just after the 4:14pm mark and Jeff says "hi Johhrdan"...Jordan says hi...Russell says Jordan is all dolled up and ready to go...Jordan sighs and says "God, I wish"...feeds go to fish briefly They return...Jeff is still laying on his bed, they're being generally quiet while others are milling about getting ready...Natalie says something about Jessie's underwear...Jessie is getting dressed...Natalie says "Jeff"...Jeff looks over at Jessie and says "same fu**ing underwear, what's the problem"...Natalie says she knows, did she ever complain?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff pulls down his pants a little and says "dude, they're the best". Natalie says to Jordan that she has a new person now (to bug about the underwear)...Jeff says "you got a problem with his underwear?"...Jordan says she was just laughing because all the guys she knows wear boxers...(Jeff checks out Jordan for the first time)...Natalie says not her, all the guys she knows wear them, her boyfriend wears Hanes, he doesn't have white though, he has grey...Jeff says to Jordan "it's cuz all your boyfriends are...they think they're gangsters, they probably wear them with their pants low and their boxers out"...Jordan says "not like that"...Jeff says "yeah sure, with their Air Force one's, don't even lie"...Jordan says "that's not bad looking" (umm it kinda is lol)... Feeds return...JeJo must have been bickering because Jeff says that BB is going to give him the power, they're going to call him to the DR and Jordan out! Ronnie, Ronnie, cuddle with me ...Jordan walks over to where Jeff is saying "yeah right"... Jeff checks out Jordan for the second time especially since she's wearing the pink top that he had previously said she looked sexy in (Image from the live show) Natalie says "that's a cute top though Jordan"...Jordan says "thank you, it's like 5 years old"...(Jeff checks her out again lol)...Jordan says she got it on sale, real cheap...Jeff says that's the way you gotta shop...Jordan sits on the edge of the bed, pats Jeff on the chest and gets up again while saying "that's the way poor people gotta shop"...Jeff says he bargain shops...Jeff brings up the undies again saying that just because she's not used to things doesn't make them wrong...Jordan asks if he's still talking about the boxers?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she was just kidding, it's not that big of a deal...Jeff says Jordan hurt his feelings in front of everyone and made him look foolish...Natalie says he's not foolish...just to bug Jeff Jordan says "why because they're short?" LOL...Jeff says they're not short!!...feeds go to fish & then trivia… Kitchen rub 6:25-6:28pm https://youtu.be/Maiku-laoVA The HG's are all in the kitchen talking after the live show...Jordan is sitting at the kitchen counter by herself, she is being quiet, she is bummed that Chima has just won HOH...Jeff who has been in the bathroom, sees her sitting there and goes to her...Jordan says she needs to work out tonight...they talk inaudibly...Jeff rubs her leg to comfort her... Jordan says she needs to shave her legs...Jeff keeps rubbing...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm for comfort... They whisper to each other while the others continue gabbing and then Jeff leaves to go to the RR… Forehead kiss - Part 1 6:33-6:41pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clCqiBJgY-8 Jordan is paranoid and stressed that Chima won HOH. Jeff knows he has the power and isn't stressed about that but is stressed he can't tell Jordan to alleviate her fears about this week. Jordan comes into the RR where Jeff already is laying down in his bed. Jordan asks Jeff if he's sleeping? Jeff says he's relaxing. For some reason Jordan goes to the far bed and lays down there...she calls out "Jeffro"...they lay silent for a bit...Jeff asks what they're talking about out there, that they're the wizards?...Jordan doesn't answer...Jordan says she can't believe they missed that question...Jeff asks Jordan if she's even ever heard that saying before (glass houses/stones)...Jordan says kind of, she just heard stones and tuna and thought it was automatically true...Jeff says him too, he's such an idiot...Jeff knows the saying but just agreed when they said people in the BB house shouldn't throw stones, he thought "damn skippy Julie, true dat!"...LOL Feeds cut out briefly... When they return Jordan says that she thinks they are going up and that she hopes at least one is so that they have a chance to win POV & at least one of them can be safe...Jeff says f**k that, they're not going up, she's paranoid...Jordan says she's almost positive, she already prepared herself, she won't be surprised...Jeff says "don't even talk like that...why wouldn't Russell go up?"...Jordan says "cuz they're cool now"...Jeff says "no, they're not!". Jordan whispers to Jeff, hey did Jeff see how sad Russell was when Ronnie left? Jeff says yeah, fu**ing scumbag, they were in the RR talking & telling him everything about the house, about what to do in the POV's and Russell was saying thank you Ronnie...Jeff says he's such a two-face, he hopes he gets put up. Jordan says Jessie made a comment in the kitchen, she wishes she was HOH & got him out of there. They talk a little about how the HOH comp went, wishing they got more questions right, Jeff wishes he paid more attention during the messages...Jordan says she feels like she sucks, she can't win anything...Jeff says "you do" 😋...Jordan sadly says "I know"...Jeff says "I'm just joking, you don't suck"...Jordan says "yes, I do"...Jeff says "no, you don't! everybody's gonna win something, we're still here and you're still gonna win something, will you stop". Jeff continues "and we're not getting put up"...Jordan says "I think so"...Jeff says that if she sucks so bad and thinks she has a good feeling they're getting put up then they're not because she sucks, how does she like that analogy? Jordan starts to whisper to Jeff and Jeff asks her to at least come lay closer to him...Jordan walks towards Jeff but is still leery of people seeing them so she doesn't sit...Jeff says "just sit down"...Jordan sits in the bed with Jeff...she whispers that Jeff knows Chima won't put Kevin up...she thinks Lydia will go up and that Michele has the mystery power (wrong!), if Michele gets put up, she'll take herself off and one of them will go up...Jeff doesn't say a word LOL... Jordan says that's why she'd rather one of them gets put up to win the POV and ensure their safety...Jeff asks if she's going to win the POV?...Jordan thinks Jessie is whispering that he wants to split up Jeff & Jordan now...Jeff says "yeah that'd be awesome, make a move motherfu**er"....Jordan says "aww, we missed your question"...Jeff says "we're safe, I think we're safe"...Jeff says he thinks Chima will put up Russell & Lydia and if one of them gets POV, Michele is going up. Jordan is stressed, she gets up and Jeff asks her where she's going?...Jordan says she's going over there to take a nap...Jordan says she feels so fat, she feels uhhh...Jeff says "come here fatty" :) ...Jeff reaches out his hand saying "come here, you're not fat"...Jordan gets in bed with Jeff...Jeff says she has to relax, she's too stressed out...Jordan lays down on Jeff's chest...Jeff rubs her hair saying she's going to win...Jordan says she was confident she was going to win...Jeff says "you're gonna win soon, what'd I tell you? you're gonna win"...Jordan says she has a headache...Jeff says to just relax and continues rubbing her hair. Jeff says the POV is important, he thinks it's Lydia & Russell...Jordan still thinks it's them...Jeff disagrees...Jordan thinks her & Lydia and guarantees Michele has the mystery power...Jeff says they don't even know what it is so what does it do?...they talk a bit about the wizard, who could have it, Jordan thinks America doesn't like them because they didn't get it (wrong!)...Jeff says "maybe they think we're stupid" NAH Jordan thinks maybe America thinks they stick to themselves, maybe next week Julie will ask them about their kiss. Jeff starts singing "This Kiss" and sweetly kisses Jordan's forehead. ♥ Jeff keeps stroking Jordan's hair, he tells Jordan that next week she's going to win HOH...Jordan says "or you"...Jeff taps Jordan's head saying "right, finally! we're going to be fine"... Forehead kiss - Part 2 6:41-6:49pm Kiss convo continued.... Jordan says that this week could be a tie, if so Chima decides who goes...Jeff says "ahh, f**k"...Jeff says to just wait to see who gets put up, he thinks it will be Lydia and Russell, he thinks they're fine because Chima had that talk with Jordan, with them, he thinks they're fine...Jordan says she hates when they get cocky, they were so excited when Chima won. I love these quotes from Jeff... Jeff says "I fu**ing hate that Lydia is still friends with that fu**ing loser (Jessie), even though we still fu**ing go to bat for her, she's still fu**ing friends with that, she's in love with that fu**ing guy"...Jordan starts saying something but Jeff continues saying that even if they had the votes between Jessie and Natalie, Lydia would vote out Natalie "I have to make people clear that if when we win Jessie has to leave, people don't understand at all, that he's gonna win the fu**ing thing if he doesn't leave, don't they see? but it drives me fu**ing crazy! crazy though! that I'm going to get Natalie out to show her I'm better...it doesn't matter! you're playing a fu**ing game...I'm better" Jeff tsks and puts his hand on his head saying "OI". Jordan sits up & says she strongly dislikes Jessie...Jeff says without Jessie, Natalie would be lost...Jordan looks towards the kitchen and says they have to go up there again (HOH)...Jeff says they haven't even been up there...Jordan lays back down and Jeff hugs her and gives her two little kisses...he says "one day Jordan"...Jordan says "it's annoying"...Jeff says what are you doing to do, better later than now right? huh?...Jordan says Russell is going to be up their ass...Jeff knows, he told her he would be with whoever wins...Jeff says it's embarrassing. They cuddle again and Jordan says Jeff smells good...Jeff says she does too, he was going to say that, her hair...Jordan says she used her stuff...they talk a little more game...Jeff says that they have to think positive and hope Lydia or Russell go home...Jeff says he will be pissed if he's put up...Jordan thinks so...Jeff doesn't saying there's no way, if they get put up it's coming right from Jessie and Natalie...Jeff looks at Jordan sweetly and says she is getting all stressed...all worried about something that hasn't happened so relax...they get quiet & pensive. Jordan gets up and lays down in Chima's bed again...Jeff looks at her and says "what!?"...Jeff says "relax J-dog...you're so stressed out uh?"...Jordan closes her eyes and Jeff says "Oh!?...Jordan!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you just don't want to talk right now?"...Jordan says "no, not really"...Jeff asks "you wanna go home?"...Jordan says no....Jeff says "can't you just think positive?"...Jordan says "I am"...they go silent probably drifting off to sleep and feeds switch to the kitchen. Jeff explains how Jordan was the only one there 8:57-9:04pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyFvpBU4H2g ed note: Natalie is such a little devious shit here! Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are outside talking about the game, the Wizard and someone coming back...they talk about there being 9 people but it feels so much smaller...Jordan says it's getting more boring LOL...they reminisce...Jeff says "ahh, the first week"...Jordan says she liked it...Jeff says he didn't...Jordan says they had more drama than any (season)...Jeff says there was unnecessary drama, people just wanted to play a game and make up bullshit, whatever, he got the short end of the stick and he's bitter about it...Jordan giggles...Natalie says he always looks at her when he says things...Jeff says it's baloney, he didn't even look at her...Natalie says oh, ok...Jeff says "look at you already thinking you're in the wrong"...Natalie smiles saying she wants to know what she did because he always says the whole house fu**ed him. Jeff asks "Jordan, did the whole house f**k him?"...Natalie wants to know what she personally did?...Jeff says he was blackballed, like he had some kind of disease and no one would talk to him, Natalie was part of that...Natalie asks if she ever did anything to f**k him in the ass?...Jeff says she could have come outside and say "what's up buddy?" once in awhile...Natalie says he's right...Jeff says they had team meetings without him which hurts, secrets hurt feelings :) ...they argue over the definition of team and team meetings...Natalie starts bashing Lydia a little. Jeff says "whatever, I'm just giving props to Jordan cuz she was the only, I remember even"...Natalie interrupts saying she never did anything to him...Jeff continues "no, but you at the same token, you could have talked to me" Natalie says "I didn't do shit to you"...Jeff understands...Jordan says he had to get rid of Ronnie because of what he did to Jeff...Natalie agrees that out of the two (Lydia/Ronnie) he fu**ed him more but when Jeff says people fu**ed him, Lydia personally fu**ed him, she didn't, she just didn't talk to him because if she talked to him then she'd be in trouble, then she would be the next person...Jeff says that is ridiculous, he talked to everyone that was being evicted...Natalie says she feels differently now, that is why she fought with Michele the other day about continuing to talk to Ronnie, she'll talk to whoever she wants to talk to...Jeff says that's what he said the whole game...Natalie says she finally realized that with the Ronnie situation. Jeff says that he went into the kitchen that time to try to explain himself and everyone was like "no Jeff you didn't" and it was all fu**ing bullshit, she doesn't even need to watch the tapes, it was all bullshit, if he was there on the opposite side he would have been telling the others that this guy didn't even do anything...Jeff says that they all twisted their words...Natalie says if you stick your neck out then you're the next person...Jeff says he sees shit, during comps there were little wisecracks, not joking around because he can take a joke but so many things went through his mind, he thought dude! wtf? and he couldn't say anything cuz he would get evicted. Jeff says his goal was to not get evicted first, his goal was to make it to the jury house and now he's onto fu**ing winning this thing, that's ultimately everybody's goal...Natalie says "right"...Jeff continues "I'm not trying to start a fight or anything but the only person that was there, I even remember, I remember sitting in the green room and I was laying there when everyone made up bullshit that I didn't say and Jordan came in and I'm like, Jordan, do yourself a favor and just go out there and just make friends with them, I'm like, just go, don't worry about it and she's like for what? she's like, I'm going to stay here and I remember that exact moment and I'm like, I'm gonna do whatever I can for her" 🥰 Natalie says she knows and feels the same about Jessie...Jeff says they haven't been on top yet, they've been in the projects since they got there, they've been in the ivory tower up there...Natalie says they weren't on the block last week, that's a high...Jeff says he had to get nerve damage to his legs to not go up there LOL Natalie says that that person (Russell) could have still screwed Jeff and he would have been in the low...Jordan says she knows they'll probably be put up...Natalie says they're crazy, they need to have faith...Jeff says he has more faith than anyone in this house, he's very positive, he asks Jordan is he?...Jordan says Jeff's the positive one, she's negative, he boosts her up because she gets pissy...Jeff says he's finally going to pat himself on the back for making it this far because he didn't think we would make it at all to the jury house...Jordan didn't either...Jeff thought there was no way but he never said no way, he made it this far with everyone hating him but you have to roll with the game, the past is the past, Ronnie is gone and now it's a reset... Secret smiles - what could she be thinking about? 10:15-10:20pm Jordan and Jeff are outside in the BY after going up to see Chima's HOH room. Jordan is working out on the elliptical. Jeff is finishing up having a smoke. The feeds come on with Jordan saying that Russell is one of those guys that comes off tough on the outside but deep down he's a softie, he may cover it with his image but he's really not...Jeff doesn't think so... Jordan wonders if Ronnie & Russell didn't have something, Russell was really sad when he left...Jeff says sure, he caught them talking in the GR...Jordan thinks they had something more than what they knew...Jeff says for sure, it was a great move...Jordan says it was, she doesn't care what anyone says she thinks Ronnie would have put her and Jeff up, even if he put up Michele and she won veto, they would have been out of there...Jeff says it was the right move for them...Jeff is looking for the yellow ball so he can play golf... Jordan brings up the other night...she says "I can't believe the other morning I stayed up all night" (the night her & Jeff made out)...Jeff doesn't say anything...Jordan starts secret smiling to herself for about a minute... Jordan tells Jeff she's surprised that Julie asked her about the fight and not the people in the actual fight...Jeff says it would either him or her...Jordan says "hey I think next week they're going to ask us about the kiss"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "that's going to be next week" :) Jeff says "I don't think so"...Jordan says "I think so"...Jeff who is playing golf without a ball, lol, says "if nothing happens...I'm sure something else will happen that they'll wanna talk about"...more secret smiles from Jordan Jordan keeps working out, she says that she can tell Jeff is bored...Jeff smiles and says "well where am I going to go?"...Jeff says he wants to do his laundry but there are towels in there...Jeff says that it's going to be interesting to see who Chima puts up...Jordan thinks it won't be Michele, they're friends...Jeff thinks Lydia and Russell...Jordan says she hopes she gets to play in the POV...Jeff says me too, he thinks if Lydia or Russell win the POV then she'll put up Michele...Michele comes outside… Jeff’s gonna get a hotel room with Jordan :) 11-11:03pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are outside...Jeff & Michele are playing pool, Jordan is sitting on the lounger, they are chatting about what they're going to do once they get home. Jeff talks about going out to his friend's restaurant, having some drinks and then going out to some bars nearby after the restaurant closes, he'll also go to the city with his buddy Paul, he knows the owner of a bar there, etc. Jordan giggles...Jeff says what? why are you laughing?...Michele asks what Jordan is going to do?...Jordan says the first night she'll spend time with the fam, the next night go out with her girlfriends and have some fun. Jordan gets up and walks around...Jeff watches her...Jordan goes to get a towel near the laundry area...Jeff watches her approach him...Jordan playfully turns around and bumps Jeff...she says haha... Jordan walks off and Jeff smiles saying "I'm going to go get a hotel room with Jordan" 😍 (and he would 😉) Jeff raises his eyebrows laughing...Jordan says "Jayeff!...nothing is gonna happen"...Michele says nothing is going to happen without cameras girl?...Jordan says "nooo!"...Jordan says "if I waited.....nevermind"...Jordan starts her crunches and Jeff and Michele continue playing pool. IMO Jordan was going to say that if she had waited until now to not have sex with someone she could wait to have sex with Jeff and wouldn't do anything with him in the hotel room even if they stayed in a hotel room together..........😚😅🥰

October 30 @jeffschroeder23 Sidelines with Jordan, this is the best!!!

September 29 @jeffschroeder23 On my way to get Jordan from the airport, looking forward to some much needed down-time together! Gonna be a fun week!

July 26 Long forced vets meeting 12 - 12:33 AM JeJo, Brenchel & Dani have a long, forced vets meeting up in the HOH, they try to figure out what went wrong...it ends up being nothing but tense fake discussions between them. Seal the vets meeting with a hug and kiss 12:34 AM The vets finish up their meeting and decide to hug it out...awkward! When it's Jeff's turn to hug Jordan he sticks his tongue out obviously wanting more than a hug He then kisses Jordan on the cheek... and pinches her butt for good measure. Then Jeff teases Jordan asking if she was hearing any of this?...Jordan says yes she was listening...Jeff then puts his arm around Jordan as they finish up niceties... JeJo kitchen chat 12:56 - 1:13 PM Jeff is in the kitchen getting his breakfast/lunch ready...Jordan finishes up her food & puts her plate away, she asks Jeff if he's been to the pool yet?...Jeff says no...Jeff asks Jordan if she can eat with him upstairs...Jordan says ok...Jeff says then they will go to the pool...Jordan gets herself some sweet tea...palm trees...when feeds return Jordan is uhhhh'ing and says that Jeff hates getting up in the morning...Jeff says he hates it...Jordan comments (about the pan) saying she thinks you drain it...Jeff says "maybe"...Jordan sits at the counter to wait...Jeff cooks... Jeff then tells Jordan he'll be right back, he steps outside and tells Brendon that he's making something to eat and then they can go chat upstairs...Jeff comes back in and tends to his food...Jordan asks "Jeff, did you always cook, like in highschool?"...Jeff says "umm, I don't know"...Jordan says "not really? because after you started liking to cook a lot?"...Jeff says "yeah, I don't remember"...Jordan looks bored out of her mind...Kalia walks in and they exchange some talk...palm trees...more chit chat and then Kalia starts cooking...Jordan yawns lol...more bored talk...Jeff is finishing up his food...more yawning... Jeff leans over the counter & smiles at Jordan...Jordan reciprocates and they exchange a look... Jordan asks "what?"...Jeff playfully says "shut up"...Jordan says her eyeball hurts and Jeff tells her not to touch it...Jordan says it's red...Jeff says it's because she keeps rubbing it...Jordan says it itches...Jeff says to let it go...Jeff finally puts his food on his plate...Kalia asks if Jordan wants coffee?...Jordan says no, she doesn't really drink it, her brother does every morning...feeds switch off them... I don’t mean to be irritated at you 2:27 AM Jeff, Jordan & Brendon are at the pool talking game...Brendon walks away for a sec to get the hose and Jordan says "I'm a little irritated today"...Jeff says "who?...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "me too love ♥ I don't mean to be irritated at you, I'm just, I want to get through this next week, you know? so if I'm acting like that it's not you, ykwim?...I know I've been distant and not paying attention to you...it's cuz I got so much shit on my mind "...Jordan repeats that she's irritated and they start talking game… What’s wrong with a showmance 4:36 PM Jeff, Brenchel and Dom are having game talk up in the HOH room...they're talking about Dom and Dani and her betrayal wanting Jeff backdoored...Rachel brings up that Dani originally didn't even want to work with Dom and he's fighting for a girl that does this, he really likes her, she's pro-showmance, she had one, Jeff and Jordan did...Jeff cracks up and Dom says "hold up! hold up!"...Dom says he's being 100% honest with her, the only people he's been able to play with are the girls, he's not trying to have a showmance, he's not done anything with any girl, he would never have a showmance, he has a girlfriend at home, he would never do that... Jeff says "what's wrong with a showmance?" 😉 LOL Dom says nothing, he still has a girlfriend at home...Jeff says he's just joking...Dom says he'll play the game, flirt with them, flash a smile...Jeff says "big Dom!...big Dom Juan" game talk continues... Jordan, you’re cute 4:47 PM Jordan comes up to the HOH room where Dom has been pleading his case to Brendon, Rachel & Jeff...she walks in and Jeff says "Ello love!" ♥ ...Jordan says she was wondering where they all were...Jeff says he'll go downstairs with her, they're done talking...Jordan says she's been outside talking to Adam about heavy metal, actually Adam is a romantic person, who would've thought?...Jeff says "Jordan, you're cute" ♥ they leave with Dom saying thanks to Big Jeff...Jeff says thank you, for real… Elliptical touch 5:23 PM Jeff is just starting to work out on the elliptical...Jordan comes over from the hot tub area and walks towards Jeff...she says something inaudible which makes Jeff say "yeah!" and then she touches Jeff's inner leg, Jeff stops her or lifts it higher, not sure .... but she says "Jayeff!", Jeff laughs and Jordan walks inside… Jordan & Kalia chat - things have changed 6:48 - 6:55 PM Jordan and Kalia talk in the candy room...Kalia notices a change in their friendship...Jordan tries to placate her but it's obvious that she doesn't feel the same way about her anymore because of her finding out that Kalia knew about the plan to backdoor Jeff...fascinating to see Jordan fight for and defend her man, she also tells Kalia she's being annoying LOL Sweaty hugs/quick game talk 6:59 - 7:06 PM Jordan has just finished styling her hair, she goes outside to the BY where Jeff is working out (she looks gorgeous in black btw)...Jeff says "hey sexy" ...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "you're bored?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... They share a sweaty hug at the workout bench Jeff says he's dry now...Jordan starts patting Jeff to let go of his cute grip on her, he mmm's and says he's tired ...she says the camera's are right on them...Jeff says "there's always a camera on you"...Jordan sits on the bench with Jeff and says that she heard the camera rotating quickly because someone said "come here" in the other room and she thought it was him for a second...Jeff asks who was it? in the kitchen?...Jordan says no, she heard it in their room, she was putting on makeup... Jordan doesn't know who it was but it was coming from the HN room...Jordan then tells Jeff about the talk she had with Kalia and how she was getting aggravated with her, Kalia told Jordan she felt like she was used to get a vote (first week) and Jordan told her she wasn't used, Kalia said she missed talking to her, their friendship and Jordan told her that someone (name unsaid) was trying to backdoor her & Jeff, Kalia (lied) and said that if she knew that she would have told Jordan and Jordan told her that after this they'll still be friends, she told Kalia she was being quiet because she was observing people and she wasn't just being quiet with her. Some banter with Adam and then Jordan continues...Kalia said that things were weird now and Jordan told her that's the game, it's like that from here on out and Jordan has to be careful with what she says, Kalia said that things were different now with her and Jeff, they don't talk anymore...Jeff says that he wants to tell her it's because she was in on the backdooring thing...Jordan knows and says she was going to bring Jeff over to talk because she didn't want to say anything wrong...Jeff says she did good and Kalia is lying to his face and he'll tell her that...Jordan says she told her to quit talking about it because it was aggravating her...Jeff says you did?...Jordan says she did, it was getting on her nerves. Jeff does another set real quick...Jeff says Kalia is scared because she's playing both sides...Jordan says she's wiping her makeup off...Jordan notices the camera again...Jeff says if he wins he's putting her up...Jeff says he likes Jordan's shirt, it's good material LOL Jordan says she got it at the Gap for $5...Jeff says "even better", she got some good deals...Jordan says "I told you!" Jordan says Kalia is freaking out now and Dom said "that" and she was like aww, that little boy...Jeff says that he told Dom upstairs that he's freaking cool, he wanted to kick it with him all summer, we all agreed, Dani fu**ed him over big time...Jordan asks if Dom's mad?...Jeff says yeah he's mad at her in the game but is still her friend and he can't understand that, Dani ran him over, backed up and ran over him again and shows no remorse and Dom said he's catching the blame for it, he shouldn't go home for it and Jeff told him to not be mad at them, they wanted to keep him...Jeff says that Dom went along with Dani because he thought JJ & BR were split, he told him he got fu**ed, Jordan and him love him and wanted him to stay, if he's mad at anyone be mad at her because he was 100% cool with them and he was going to backdoor him so he's not getting his vote. Jeff starts joking around with Adam and Dom and Jordan goes to leave...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to hang out?...Jeff says yeah, he's bored...Jordan looks at her shirt and says she has to get the spots out...Jeff says the cum stains off?...Jordan jaw drops haha...Jeff says "no!"...Jordan says "never!"...they hug with Jeff saying "I wish". One last butt squeeze and Jordan leaves saying she'll be right back...Jeff says "ok stupid" Las Vegas stories 7:19 - 7:26 PM Jeff, Jordan & Lawon (with Rachel on the elliptical) share some Vegas stories out in the BY...Jeff explains a typical day in Vegas but he's too animated to describe properly Lawon says he stayed the last time in that new hotel Aria, it's fabulous, they partied, they dropped their bags off, changed clothes and literally did not get back to their room until 10 the next morning...they talk about nightclubs...Rachel says some of the nightclubs close at 4 or 6am, they won't close if people are in there buying alcohol, then they hit up Dre's, etc...Jeff says it's unreal, he can't take it, he can take it for a day or two maybe three...Lawon says his max is two days...Jeff says "me too"...Lawon says after that he's ready to go home, he's irritable... Jeff says then you're on the plane going through withdrawals like a junkie, you have to detox for 2 days, it's a nightmare...Jordan says she knows whenever Jeff has been really drunk wherever he's at because she'll answer her phone and he'll say "OMG I died last night!...and no, I tried to go home...and Tony wanted to go out" LOL Jeff says he just went to Vegas, he was drinking all day, he got wasted and his buddy didn't really drink so he took a cab by himself, he was outta there and called Jordan (animated Jeff ) by himself in the room...Jordan says they talked about everything and then she could tell when Tony was back in the room because it's awkward to talk when someone is there so Jeff just said "alright love ♥, I'll just call you tomorrow" Jeff says those clubs are so big, he thinks they were in the club in Paris, it's an outside club...between palm trees Rachel remembers it's called Eden...Jeff tells the story of how he was lost in that club for 20 minutes, he wanted to get out of there and couldn't find the way through the crowded club, he can't take it anymore, he just wants to kill people...Adam joins in on the conversation...they talk about how it's non stop drinking...palm trees... Jeff tells the story about a pool party at midnight, it was a rave and people were jumping in the pool in shorts, it's crazy dude...they talk about ways to go to Vegas eg. with a group vs going as a couple...Lawon and Adam talk about the drinks and how excessive they are...Jeff says the sweet drinks make him sick, those are Miami Vice's?...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says he drank those by the pool, they were rollin'...more animated Jeff when he says that you keep drinking them because they're sweet and you're hot and then the bill comes and it's $2000 LOL you pay with what seems like fake money, chips and then you get home and you're like "OMG my bank account wtf!"...Adam says he remembers waiting until midnight to take out more money because of your daily limit...Jeff says yeah, him too, it's disgusting, he can only take 2 days... They talk about how huge the hotels are and how deceiving the time is it takes to walk between hotels...Jeff says at the MGM if you forget something in your room you're not going to go back to get it because it's 2 blocks away in the hotel...Jordan says to Jeff, can you imagine Stephanie going with us to Vegas?...Jeff says it would be crazy...Jordan says her friend is the best, she gets along with everybody, she can make friends with anybody...palm trees... No cash rant 8:50 - 8:52 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with the other HG's...they're talking about who pays for what in their relationship (obviously) because Jeff says "she doesn't offer...check this out, she carries NO cash with her, zero cash all the time, we go on vacation, zero cash, I'm like gimme 5 for this guy (and she says) I got no cash, I'm like if you don't fu**ing cash next time I'm getting pissed off, no cash, never, never, never, she doesn't know that you have to tip fu**ing people at the airport, the cab rides here, she's like OMG I spent $4 today, I'm down $300 taking $70 cabs from the airport, we went to Vancouver, I'm like you gotta a 20 for this guy, I don't have cash, never cash! then I'll pay for dinner $200 I'll go get a hot dog for 50 cents, there'll be a sale, hot dogs for 50 cents, she'll be like, oh no no, I got lunch...I get so pissed off" Jordan protests from the sink area LOL Adam says girls are supposed to make that fake offer...Jeff says he doesn't mind paying but listen he cannot stand the no cash thing, he can't take it...Adam says he would have never guessed LOL Jeff says they go to the ATM and in Vegas it was $4 to take money out and she took out only $40, their taxi ride was $80, in Vancouver it was $70, she took out $40! what is this 1920? LOL Jordan says "but that's why he loves me" (huh? ) Jeff repeats he doesn't mind paying but he hates the no cash thing...Jordan says he yells at me all the time...Jeff says it drives him insane...the others start talking about the no cash thing and then Jeff gets up to put his dishes away...not on camera but Jeff and Jordan banter a little with Jeff asking if she'll have cash next time...Jordan says no...Jeff says what?...then Jeff squeezes her and asks if she's going to wash his dish?...Jordan says no, why should she...another what? and then a little kiss is heard off camera... Matching couples cuteness/colonics 9:28 - 9:40 PM A bunch of the HG's are outside chatting in the BY...Jeff is sitting on the couch...Jordan comes out and joins the group and heads towards Jeff...Jeff asks her "coming over here love?" ♥ Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you wanna snuggle?" Jordan sits down... Jeff makes that cute mmm sound and then Jeff tickles Jordan's neck... Jordan squees and then kisses Jeff's neck... Jordan asks if it tickles?...Jeff says a little...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's shoulder...Jeff laughs at something Lawon does... They tell Rachel looks good in her glasses...they talk about being nerds and to embrace it, we all are a little nerdy...Jordan says Jeff likes facials...Jeff says he's never had one but he's not scared to talk about them, he wants to get one...Jeff says he likes masks...Jordan says they both want to get colonics when they get out of there 🤨 They start talking about colonics, Rachel has had one and describes what the procedure is like with Jeff asking questions as she goes along, this takes awhile lol ...Jeff doesn't want them lookin at his hairy butthole, maybe he'll get Jordan to shave it LOL Jordan says that's one thing she won't do...they talk about smoking and Jordan says she's told Jeff he has to quit smoking...Rachel moves over to where J&J are to get away from Adam's smoke... Rachel says that they should do it but she's heard that the other type that she didn't do can cramp you up more...Jeff says they're going...Jordan wants to do a couples one...Jeff says Jordan loves that, it's like down time for her...Jordan says they're both not embarrassed about stuff like that...Jeff says they'll be laughing the whole time...Jordan says she'll be like "ewww Jeff! that's gross"...Jeff says "don't get grossed out"...Jordan says he can't get grossed out with hers...Jeff jokingly says he'll break up with her... Jordan says "stop"...Jeff says his will be really weird...Jordan says she'll be kind of scared...Rachel says you don't want to see that stuff...Jeff says he's telling them, Jordan loves it... Jordan whispers to Jeff about when to get one done and Jeff says they should get one out here, everyone gets them here...Jordan says everyone gets them done everywhere else, not just LA...Porsche says it's super popular in LA along with butt bleaching Jeff says wtf does he need that done for?...Porsche says she's just saying it's popular… JeJo dual DR 9:43 PM Just before the 9:44pm mark Jordan and Jeff are called twice into the DR...Jeff and Jordan walk into the house laughing, the others give them a hard time saying "a dual one?"...Brendon says they have to go in and do a colonics talk, can you imagine?...Jeff says "I know!"...Dom says "colonic DR's? that's gross"...Jordan says that's what they were talking about outside...Dom says something about them matching...Jordan says no, they have to change their shirts...Dom says to go in matching like that… Shelley tells Jordan how Jeff was looking at her 10:24 PM Shelley, Kalia and Dani are sitting on the BY couches talking...Jordan joins them...not sure why but Shelly starts talking about Jeff and Jordan to Jordan, she says that they're so cute together and today Jordan was working out and Jeff was laying out, he totally watched you non-stop, it was AH-DORABLE...Shelly says she was sitting on the couch and watched him and he had his head turned watching her, it wasn't for 3 seconds and he'd turn back and watch, when she was doing leg lifts and she switched positions, he was totally watching you for a long time and the thought that seriously went through her head was "I'm going to marry that girl, that real serious face, it was sweet"...Jordan aww's...Shelly says it was super sweet, it really was, they had to have gotten it on camera, it was cute, it really was, he wasn't smiling, he was just straight faced, it was sweet, she could tell he was looking at someone he really cared about and then someone said something and she thought he would turn away but he kept looking, it was a long time, like several minutes, it was sweet, it was like he was so proud of her for being self-motivated and doing that every day, he loved it, she hopes Jordan gets to see it, it was adorable, someone will capture it and put it in a picture. Secret smiles 11:01 PM Jordan lays down in the candy room and tries to take a nap but can't help smiling secretly about something...maybe what Shelly had just told her right before this about Jeff watching Jordan so sweetly while she worked out? Who knows... Bedtime - Mmm, Kay love 11:52 - 11:59 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the candy room...Jordan is saying that she came back to lay down there when they were all playing pool...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's not in the mood to talk to everyone...Jeff says "I'm going to stick it to Kalia too, fu**in follower"... Jordan says for Jeff to go up to the HOH (to study) and then he can go over it with her...Jeff says ok...Jordan asks what's wrong?...Jeff says nothin...Jordan asks if he's mad she's not going up there?...Jeff says no, he's not...Jordan says she already made his bed up so he can just get right in there...Jeff says "thank you, it feels nice"...Jordan says "doesn't it? it's just quiet, quiet time"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says Rachel tried to talk game to her but she didn't feel like talking about it...Jordan signals Jeff she wants a kiss and they do... Jordan turns to her side asking if Jeff is sleepy?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan turns back and says she wants to get to bed early knowing they'll be on lockdown tomorrow...Jeff doesn't understand why that matters...Jordan asks if Jeff won in pool and he says yes...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm, he wants her to rub...Jordan giggles saying she meant to hold it not rub it but she's just kidding, she takes Jeff's arm and rubs it in silence for a long while... Jeff takes his arm away finally saying "mmm, kay love" ♥

July 30 Purple room chat - Jeff’s Ma & flying 12:06 - 12:09 AM Brief convo between Jeff and Jordan in the purple room...feeds come back to Jordan saying "she won't"...Jeff says he told his dad that if he makes it to final 2, he better get mom on that plane...Jordan says she will, if Jeff's in the final 2 she will, that will give her the motivation to go...Jeff says if Jeff makes it to the final 2 on the last show, she'll start driving to California (omg! lol)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "for real"...Jordan says she needs something to make her tune out, like a Xanax or something...Jeff says "or have a couple of glasses of wine"...Jordan says that will knock her out and then the plane ride will be real fast...Jeff says "otherwise my poor dad has to drive all the way to California"...Jordan says "they wouldn't do that would they? they would drive?"...Jeff says yeah they would, he used to have games in Michigan, Indiana, all over and they would drive all the way there... Jordan says that's cute...Jeff says they had nothing to do (then) but his dad would probably plan stuff, like go to the Grand Canyon but he bets they would...Jordan says she can't say anything because her grandpa would get on a plane but her grandma you'd have to really talk her into, she'd be really tense and uncomfortable, they need to get them to fly out of Chicago together, his dad and her grandpa could talk them down. Jeff says well, it's going to be harder for him to make it to final 2 then it would be to get her on a plane...Jordan says "you don't know that"...Jeff starts gesturing for Jordan to zip her lip and lock it...Jordan zips it...Jeff makes a fist and points at her...Jordan laughs and then gets called to the DR... Purple room - Jeff tries to rank Jordan 12:31 - 12:38 AM Jeff tries to play a prank on Jordan while she's in the DR...he sets up a "fake Jeff" laying on the bed in the purple room complete with his own hoody... Adam walks in and they giggle about it, he gives him some advice...they mess around with it some more and then Rachel & Porsche walk by...Rachel falls for it, Porsche says it's just pillows Jeff adjusts it some more and then they go get Brendon...Brendon, after little hesitation isn't buying it either, he thinks they expected him to believe it's Jeff?...Jeff says it's Big Jeff...Adam says it's Little Jeff...Brendon says that Big Jeff is kind of lumpy LOL... Jeff adjusts it again...Jeff says Jordan for sure will fall for it...they discuss some more and then after final inspection Jeff leaves the room...cams never return to Jordan... ...unfortunately he puts the "body" laying face down and when Jordan walks into the room she instantly knows it's fake because Jeff just doesn't lay down like that. Good try Jeff! It was amusing to watch... HN room DR confession 12:58 - 1 AM Jeff and Brenchel are talking game about Dani in the HN room...Jordan and Porsche walk in...Jordan says she didn't fall for Jeff's prank (pillow Jeff in the purple room)...she knew right away it wasn't Jeff because Jeff wouldn't lay like that, he would never lay like that Jordan says that America is going to think she's the most disgusting person ever...they ask why?...Jordan says the DR asked her so, tell us about your farts...Jeff says "they said that!?"...Jordan says yeah how bad are they?...control room LOL... HN room kiss & butt squeeze 1:01 AM Feeds return to the HN room...Jeff is standing up now and Jordan is on her knees on the bed while the others are laying down...Adam is there dancing around all elf like... Jordan opens her arms wide and they hug...Jordan kisses Jeff repeatedly while Jeff squeezes her butt with one hand... and then goes in for a two hander Jordan protests no and they start talking about the smelly fart Brendon did... Cam 1 angle of the hug and kiss Metal room cute moment 1:09 AM Jordan leaves the bathroom where she has been talking game to Shelly, she walks into the metal room where Jeff is sitting on the dresser...Jordan puts herself between Jeff's legs and Jeff leans his head into Jordan's back...Jordan chats with the other HG's while patting and rubbing Jeff's legs...Jordan asks who's tired?...Jeff mumbles Vit Tan Don 😜 Jeff asks if Jordan will scratch his back to make him tired...Jordan says she will but he can't fall asleep...Jeff says if he does, sorry...shared smiles...Jeff then leaves to take a pee… Game talk before sleep “I know love” 1:24 - 1:35 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in separate beds in the candy room (Jordan is changing)...Jeff says his biceps are sore but he's alright...Jeff says that's his injury report and his feelings are a little hurt but they're a bit better about the backdoor...Jordan gets in bed and  they whisper game, keeping Brendon over Rachel and scenarios for the following week...Jordan feels the only person in their way is Dani...Jeff says if Rachel is gone this week then Dani next then they can pick off the floaters but it's a long way away and they have to make it through this week...Jordan gets up and sits on the other bed to change again...control room...Jordan stands up saying it's not good to sleep in thongs, it can give you infections...Jordan feels like she hasn't lost any weight...Jeff sings "ooh that booty so scandalous" (thong song LOL) Jordan sits back in bed and they talk more game...Jordan says she feels bad because they are where they are now because Rachel won stuff and she feels bad if she has nowhere to go...Jeff says yeah, what is he supposed to do leave?...Jordan says "no, you're with me"  Jeff says if they backdoor Dani it'll be the first dishonest thing they did...Jordan says there are a lot more twists...Jeff wonders what if they backdoor her and she gets a power?...they don't think she'll get a power from America...Jeff says unless they're being edited as assholes, they're not assholes right? LOL Brenchel look worse than them...Jordan says Jeff is always cutting up with everybody...Jeff says he cuts everybody up in the HOH, that's his therapy room...Jordan says America is going to think she's disgusting...Jeff thinks the whole house is disgusting...Jordan leans forward for a kiss and says "no?"...they kiss... Jeff asks "feel better?"...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "good"...Jordan says "I wish I could just sleep in here"...Jeff says "I know love" ♥...Porsche walks in and they chat... Big Jeff Big friends 1:35 AM Jordan, Jeff & Porsche are in the candy room chatting...Jordan tells them to turn off the light, she wants to get sleepy...Jeff, who for some reason is fixing his hair lol, says he's doing "Big Jeff's hair"...Porsche asks "Big Jeff? is your hair done?"...Jeff says "Big Jeff is good to go, it's as good as it gets"... Porsche turns off the light and they settle in...Jeff says that people are going to think that Big Jeff is a dork for talking about himself in the 3rd person but really it's a joke...Porsche says only Jeff's Big friends...Jeff says he hopes people get it, that it's just his BIg friends that do it... Porsche says that Big Jeff's Big friends will get it...Jeff says his Big friends will really appreciate it...Porsche says "they will?"...Jeff says "yeah, Big Jim, Big E and Big Ethan when we get outta here, Big Serge...my Chicago friends are gonna be jealous"...Porsche says Jeff "bigged it up"...Jeff says "yeah" and then starts to say something about his phone having a bunch of...(I'm assuming contacts with "Big" lol) and feeds cut out... Morning neck kiss 10:19 AM Jordan is in their bed in the candy room...Jeff comes in and gets in bed saying "hey lover"...he gives Jordan a neck kiss… Jeff is pissed about his POV loss 3:17 - 3:31 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen and head to the purple room to vent about Jeff losing the POV...Jeff says "what a dumb fu**ing answer, what a fu**ing idiot...what was I thinking"...Jeff says he was thinking about going head to head with Brendon and totally forgot about Porsche (easy to do LOL)...Jordan says don't worry about it...Jeff says he is worried about it because that veto was his to win and he dropped it...Jordan says Jeff needs to work on Brendon...Jeff says he's not working on anybody, they can do their own thing...Jeff says "fu**ing so stupid, so stupid"...Jordan says there's nothing he can do about it now...Jeff repeats what he did wrong, it was so dumb...Jeff exhales...Jordan says Jeff almost had it... Jordan says they think they're both staying, that's how happy they are now...Jordan says Dani can put her up which is fine...Jeff says "is she?"...they talk about soaking himself in the competition...Jordan says to not worry about it...Jeff says the answer was dumb, he didn't think about Porsche writing an answer, he forgets she's even in this house...Jordan says Dani saw her pissed face, she's for sure going to be put up...Jeff says it shouldn't have come down to this, that's what makes him sick...Jordan says he would've won...Jeff says no shit, he thought golf was next and he thought 18 seconds in his head, tsk, fu**ing so stupid, omg, he's such an idiot, he deserves to go home... Jordan says that she screwed up on the puzzle and he screwed up on this so they're even...Jeff says thanks Jordan...Jordan asks if his legs are fine?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if they hurt?...Jeff says no... Jordan says it's obvious that one of them are Dani's targets...Jeff says are they? everything changes every second in there, they could go up to her and cut a deal to put somebody up...Jordan says one of them has to stay on the block...Jeff says what if they backdoor him and tell Lawon and Kalia to vote her way...Jeff asks wtf was he thinking? all he was thinking is he wanted to put his fate into his own hands, he screwed up because of Porsche, all he needed was another 2 seconds, that was his veto, this fu**ing sucks, he's so pissed right now... Jordan says it's out of her hands now, she feels like they'll be fine...Jeff hates he can't control it...Jordan says they're going to be walking around smiling and happy...Jeff says "I fu**ing hate losing"...Jordan says listen, Kalia won't vote their way, there's no way she'll vote for Rachel...Jeff says it shouldn't have come to this, he should have won straight up...Jordan says he should've but he didn't, it's not in his hands so if it's meant to be that they're together this summer it will happen, if not...Jeff knows but he's just pissed, he knows he should've won, this isn't how it should've gone, his stupid fu**ing mistake... Jordan says that if Dani didn't care she wouldn't have come up to her saying they'll talk...Jeff says that's fine but he has to rely on someone for his safety, he gets it, it's not the way he likes to throwdown, fumble on the 1 yard line, it's your fault, not anyone elses...Jeff says his hands got bashed by that grill...they talk about the comp...Jeff says he fu**ing really choked...Jordan says they all do...Jeff says he doesn't choke (umm BB11 POV final 6? lol) Jeff says they shouldn't have won... Jordan says she has to shower...Jeff says he's going to beat himself up about this one...Jordan says it was real, real close, she thought he had it...Jeff says if had gotten wet the first time he would've had it...Jordan agrees...Jordan says if Dani puts Jeff up then they know they can't trust her, if she puts up herself then they know they can...Jeff knows he can work on votes but he's just pissed he gave it away, it was stupid, so dumb...Jordan says it's over so quit beating himself up about it...Jordan leaves Jeff to stew alone... Cheer up LR kiss 5:21 PM Jordan has just finished pooping, she has diarrhea  ...Jeff comes in to check on her and they both walk out together heading towards the candy room...Jeff asks her if she's just not happy about her diarrhea or something else?...Jordan walks ahead saying no...Jeff says "where you going?"...Jordan says "I'm here"...Jeff says "I'm bohred"...they kiss... Jordan says "cheer up"...Jeff mumbles he should've won, is she sick of hearing him talk about it?...Jordan says yes he is...Jeff says he's sick of her  they go into the candy room... Candy room - JeJo & Kalia talk game 5:22 - 5:44 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room to talk game...Kalia is in there, they chat .. Some chit chat about chapstick, deodorant & lotions and then Kalia asks them about how their jury house was?...Jordan doesn't know because she never was in there  Jeff describes it saying it was just a big mansion...Kalia says that Dani said hers was so amazing...Jeff then goes into more detail saying it had a pool with a rock waterslide, a small pitch and putt golf course, a workout room upstairs, a giant kitchen, a giant big screen tv for movies, it had hoops out back too, it had 8 bedrooms...Kalia says Dani said they had a chef & a masseuse  Jeff says he doesn't know everything because he wasn't in there that long, he thinks they did say they had a chef come in at one point... Game talk commences and it's very difficult to hear at times, the whispering is incredible!... Short hammock time 7:30 - 7:33 PM Jordan joins Jeff in the hammock and they have a short talk between palm trees...Jordan asks what's on Jeff's mind?...Jeff says "nothing, same thing"...Jeff is bummed... Jordan says she just has to talk to Adam and make sure she has his vote...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she has to make sure he's good, others are hanging around them to make sure they don't talk and Rachel keeps looking at her (it's Jordan vs Brendon on the block)...more silence & feeds switch… Jeff liked Jordan’s bangs 9:23 - 9:26 PM Jeff and Adam are talking about the veto comp...Jordan is sitting by them fussing with her hair and pulling the front wisps forward...Jeff looks at her and says "you should've cut bangs...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "I like your bangs?"...Jordan says "you did?"...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "I knew you said you did...I felt like I looked weird with them"...Jordan fusses some more saying it looks funny with this part...Adam and Jeff talk about hair and then Shelly comes over saying Jordan would look really good with her hair parted down the middle...Jeff says that Jordan never changes her hairstyle ever...Shelly says she should try while she's in here...Jordan says she has a cowlick but 2 years ago when she had bangs they were thin, this time they would have to be thick...Shelly bets it would look good because of her face...Jeff says "she looked good, I have a picture and it's good"...Jordan goes on to describe how hard her bangs were to style and what they were like… Adam Levine - relax 9:31 PM Jordan is talking to Shelly about the show "The Voice", they both agree Christiina Aguilera looks trashy and harsh...Shelley says she loves the guy from Maroon 5 Adam Levine, she loves him Jordan says he's very nice looking...Jeff, who is sitting next to Jordan eating, without skipping a beat, says "relax" Let it cool down hug 10:07 - 10:09 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table, she goes over to the stove to get her slop creation...Jeff, who has sat on the counter says "wait, love, let it cool down"...Jordan walks over to where Jeff is and says "sorry"...she pats Jeff's legs and rubs them...Jeff says to let that stuff cool down, she was going to burn her face off...they hug... Jeff says "love, look at my hands"...Jordan says it looks bad...Jeff says they're like little silly putty's in there...Jordan says she has callouses too...Jordan walks away... Drunk after BB11 10:28 PM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are chatting in the kitchen...Kalia says their tolerance for wine and liquor gets really low in the BB house...Jeff says you get fu**ed up when you get out of there...Kalia says "I bet"... Jeff says to Jordan that the one night they got out of there, he drank a bunch of beers and he was "roped"...Jordan says "you mean that night we were..." Jeff says "no, yeah, well that night too" Jordan says "me and him were both whirrrrr" Jeff says "that was like the 2nd or 3rd night" Jordan says "2nd night"...giggle Jeff says "yes!" Jordan says "I remember that easily" Kalia says "you're like, that's when I knew" Kalia says she's going to a bar immediately...Jordan says she's going to a Mexican restaurant, Jeff's either coming with her or she's going without him... Jordan feels bad Part 1 11:57 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room to talk...Jeff says "just relax for a fu**ing minute"...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "no, me, everyone"...Jordan says that's what happens when you're trapped in here...Jordan notices Jeff's leg looks bad...Jeff says it's just a scrape, his hands hurt more...Jordan says she feels bad, she feels trapped, she feels bad for everybody...Jeff says Dani is going a little crazy storming off too...they talk about Rachel being back there because of the comment Dani made... Jordan says she wishes Jeff had just won (the POV) to get it overwith, ykwim?...Jeff knows what she means...Jordan says she doesn't mean it in a bad way, she just feels bad because of what Rachel said, Rachel asked J&J to not turn on Brendon, Jordan told her that she's a target and that J&J never get to see each other and they did this to spend the summer together and that makes her feel like crap, for her to say that it's just nice. Jeff says they haven't railroaded them...Jordan feels bad...Jeff says they'll take the deal and then railroad it...n

July 29 “You’re the one that I want” dance 12:30 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting in the LR chatting with the other HG's about carnivals and fun houses...Jeff pulls Jordan's ponytail to get her attention and starts singing "You're the one that I want", he does a little body dance and asks Jordan if she remembers that scene in Grease? (cute!) Jeff has put his leg up over Jordan's chair, she pats and starts rubbing his leg...they talk about fried food at the fairs...Jordan says the best are funnel cakes...Jeff says funnel cakes are your daily intake of calories Jordan does something that makes Jeff asks what? is that about his toes?...Jordan says no, he has nice feet...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jeff sings "You're the one that I want" and he does his little dance again, he says "remember when they were holding their jeans?"...Jordan giggles Jeff fake humps Jordan 1:34 AM Jeff walks over to Jordan and fake humps her by the fridge. Jordan tells Jeff she made his bed for him Jeff makes a pouty face (because she's a HN) JeJo Rachel & Porsche strategy session 1:35 - 1:48 AM Jeff and Jordan head to the purple room...Jeff is doing a little sweeping of the bed when Rachel joins them and they strategize over how to approach Dani...Porshce joins a few minutes later...game talk continues… Kitchen butt grab 1:35 AM Jordan grabs Jeff's butt...(38 times and counting )...they decide to go to the purple room... JeJo are confused 2:33 - 2:36 AM Feeds switch to the candy room...Porsche is sitting on JeJo's bed telling them about Rachel's meeting with Dani...Jeff is confused, he says it's too much telephone, he doesn't even want to talk about to be honest with her, he doesn't even know what's going on...Porsche mumbles something and then asks if they care if she's going to bed? do they want to talk?...Jordan says she's fine, they're just going to lay there...Brendon pops in asking if they're going to bed?...Jeff and Jordan say no, they're just laying there...Brendon whispers to Porsche about the same thing then Brendon says to JeJo that he doesn't even know, Dani is still the same, she hasn't changed so he doesn't know where they're at...they all giggle and say Brendon gave them the short version...Jeff says wtf is everyone talking about? they're going up and we'll talk tomorrow, everyone is being weird...Brendon says that Porsche had him all freaked out with thinking Dani overheard...Jeff says he told Porsche what the hell was she talking about?...Porsche asks "you don't think so?"...Brendon doesn't think so...Jeff says to not talk about it...Jordan says Rachel got nowhere?...Brendon says if she wants to put them up, put them up and then she'll be gone at the 1st opportunity, it's not rocket science LOL Brendon says if she chooses to turn on the 4 people that had her back then so be it so whatever...Porsche says there's a way longer version that's way more confusing...Jeff says he didn't understand what the f**k Porsche was saying...Brendon says goodnight and leaves...Jordan says "I still don't get what's going on"...Jeff says "me neither" LOL Silence and then feeds switch Jordan can smell it or use it/goodnight kiss 3:48 - 4 AM The feeds follow Rachel & Porsche who are walking from the bathroom to the HN room where Jeff and Jordan are hanging out with Adam...Jeff bugs Porsche about what she had been babbling about before, that didn't make any sense & when she still can't explain what she was talking about, Jeff looks at Jordan with this face (Insert pic) haha Jeff comments that it's chilly in the room...Adam is bouncing a ball around the room...Rachel comes in and they giggle at her lisp (from her retainer)...Jeff gets up and leaves the room...he comes back in with his hoody for Jordan and she says "aww thanks"...Jeff lays it on her pillow very neatly and says "now you can smell me or you can use it" Jeff then changes his mind about something, picks up the hoody, smells it and walks out again...FISH...when the feeds return Jeff's hoody is back on Jordan's pillow and they are all laughing about the movie Billy Madison...FISH...movie talk...FISH...more movie talk...FISH...Triumph the Insult Dog talk...Adam gets in trouble from BB for propping the door open, he shuts it...FISH...they talk about the Elf costume and more goofy movie and Chris Farley talk...FISH... Jeff squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says "you going to bed?"...Jeff says "I'm thinking about it"...Jordan sits up and says "ok goodnight"...they giggle about Brendon's gross toe and then Jordan pulls on Jeff's arm to let him know that she wants to kiss him...they kiss goodnight Adam says goodnight...they start discussing Brendon's toe and then the feeds reset… Jeff’s aspirations/JeJo in LA 4:03 - 4:11 AM JeJo, Brenchel & Porsche continue talking in the HN room after the feeds reset...Jordan asks why does everybody that is on BB moves out to LA wanting to be actors and models?...Jeff says "that's the only reason why I don't want to move back here"...Brendon says "you don't wanna be that guy"...Jeff says "I fu**ing don't wanna be that guy"...Jeff says that the production company he works for, that he did that thing for tells him to come out there so they can have him all the time... Rachel says if you want to be a legit actor or a legit host or something, she gets it, move to LA because that's where the jobs are...Jeff says if he moves he'll be one of "those guys" and he can't stand those guys...Brendon says Jeff has hosting experience now, he hosted his own show, it's different, Rachel talked about doing something along those lines but more science oriented, you put together a hosting reel for hosting jobs not acting jobs... Rachel says if he's legit and it's what he's always wanted to do, who cares what other people think...Jeff says he's over that but it's people asking him why he's doing that...Brendon says he has a different story...Rachel says others do it for fame, he's doing it for a job...Brendon says c'mon they're all doing BB for half a million dollars, he's going this so he can pay off bills for the next 5 years...Jeff says that'd be so sweet...Jordan says pay for your wedding & honeymoon... Brendon says if Jeff has the opportunity to transition into something real then do it, get an agent that focuses on hosting type jobs not acting...Jeff says he already met with agents out there...Rachel asks if Jeff wants to do acting?... Jeff says he likes hosting and would love to get into production because you can't be on camera forever, he'd love to be on camera but as long as he's in the business, he doesn't need to be, he doesn't think he'll ever be an actor because he's not the best actor, he'll take small roles and commercials, things like that, he did that his whole life but if he could get into some production things and get a job in the business, he'd like that too because sales is not what he's meant to do, it's not for him, he knows 100% he doesn't want to do that and he knows he loves this business... Brendon says he has a good opportunity to transition but he has to strike while the iron is hot...Jeff says it's VERY hard to transition from reality because people give you no respect, he does have other opportunities to do that so he knows it's a little different for him... Brendon says in LA you have to treat it like it's a full time job...Jeff knows...Rachel asks if Jeff's been doing it a long time?...Jeff says since he graduated college, 10 years but he's always worked...Rachel says he's not "that guy"...Jeff knows but...Brendon says he knew he liked science, psychics but he needed to figure out exactly what he wanted to do and Jeff does too... Jeff says BB did open a lot of doors, he did small stuff but it did open doors for him so he's thankful for that Rachel says he's great on camera so he'll go far...Jeff says "like I said, I don't need to be on camera"...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "we'll see, we'll see what happens, first things first...." Brendon says first thing is one of them needs to win BB...Jeff says "let's focus at the task at hand"...Jordan says "then he's got to figure out what to do with me" Jeff closes his eyes and sighs...shoot me now LOL Jordan giggles...Rachel says "move to Santa Monica Jordan, we can hang out all the time!"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "if one of us win, we can get a little pad by the beach, that's what I really want to do"...Jordan says "we'll all be like roomies!"... Jeff says no matter what if he does come back there he's living by the beach, he knows it will be a tough commute because all his work would be in Hollywood but not necessarily because his production company is out of Santa Monica...Brendon says Santa Monica is great too...Jeff says the production company is based there...Brendon says anywhere else gets pricy, you can find reasonable places there...Jeff likes it and it's not bad driving in, it gets fu**ed up right by the highway...Brendon says you just learn the times, it took Rachel awhile but she learned it now... Rachel says to Jordan that it will be fun because Porsche will be out there too Jordan laughs...Jeff says the whole BB13 crew...Brendon says he'll see them one Saturday a month... Jordan says "I mean, I am ready for a change, I just gotta..." Rachel says she knows it's hard but once she comes out there she'll be fine...Jordan says "well the part of me is I get scared cuz like, being away from my family and stuff and then like I'm like scared I'll come out here and I don't wanna do any of that stuff, you know like what he wants to do, I wanna do something opposite, I'm scared I'll be like lonely and won't have any friends"...Rachel says she'll be her friend cuz she doesn't have any friends, they'll be friends, that'll be awesome...Jeff says to just call anyone from BB, they're all out there...Porsche & Rachel says they can all hang out & be friends...Jeff gets up saying for them not to get crazy... Rachel says Jordan can get a job in a salon...Jordan says she has to get a real job...Rachel says a real, real job?...Jordan says she wants a real, real job...Jeff says "alright love ♥ " and kisses her goodnight...Rachel asks Jordan what she wants to do?...Jordan says "it's not acting and it's not hosting, it's the opposite of him, I want a 9 to 5 job"...Rachel asks what she wants to do?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just wants a 9 to 5 job...Jeff says "in a cubicle?" (with all due respect to Jordan, there are thousands of jobs that fall between acting/hosting and a "9 to 5 job"...she has a myopic view of the whole thing IMO and therefore is limiting her amazing potential...or maybe she does just want a 9 to 5 job...) Rachel says that Jordan should get a job on Wilshire near where they live and they could have lunch everyday...giggles...Jeff smiles and says that you do bond when you're in the HN room...Jeff goes to leave and Jordan says "goodnight lover"... HN room - Jeff wakes up Jordan 11:57 AM - 12:01 PM Jeff walks into the HN room...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "how'd you sleep?"...Jordan says "it's not that bad"... Jeff asks if she slept warm?...Jordan says "mmm...I smell your cologne" Jeff asks if that makes her happy?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if it's overcast?...Jeff says no, it's nice and cool...Jeff says he's sore...Jordan too...Jeff says his hip is bruised from hitting that thing, he kept bashing it...Jordan says Jeff did good...Jeff yawns...Jordan says she has to go outside and shave her legs...Jeff nods and smiles...Jordan asks if Jeff is bored?...Jeff says no, he just woke up...Jordan asks if Jeff went back to bed after she saw him in the bathroom?...Jeff chuckles saying no, that was 5 minutes ago Jordan says her hair is greasy...silence and then Jordan asks if Jeff is going outside?...Jeff says yes...Jordan asks what Jeff cooked himself?... Jeff smiles knowing Jordan is not listening and says "Love ♥, I just told you I got up 5 minutes ago, I went outside, it's cool not overcast , I just told you" Jordan says she slept through the music...Jeff says she didn't hear "Push It"?...Jordan asks that's what they played? she didn't even get up to change her battery, she slept through the whole thing...palm trees...Jeff says his shoulders are sore...palm trees... Quick love touch 2:07 PM Jeff is over by the stove area in the kitchen...Jordan wanders in...Jeff says "love" and they meet and share a quick touch while talking about the gross seaweed Suntanning - BB11 finale & ATWFF 3:52 - 3:57 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are suntanning...they are talking game about Dani...Jeff says if Brenchel go up, they have to send Rachel home...Jordan says oh, yeah, it would be another guy, they'd do good, Shelly would have their back, they'd have Adam...Jordan feels like if they can just get past this week, they'll be good...Jeff says if they get past it, they'll have no reason to complain anymore because this way one of them will be locked up in that house, they can't be little whores Jordan giggles and says "me!? you"...Jeff says this way Jordan will feel good, she can't talk to him but she'll know he'll be locked up...Jordan says yeah, wouldn't he feel the same way if she went home and he was here until September?...Jeff says "yeah, I wouldn't like it because your mind goes cuckoo in here"...Jordan says "yeah and then you're thinking, like oh, did she just forget about me?"...Jeff says "yeah, what do you mean, I thought about that last year (time) when I was gone for 8 days at the finale and I went to hug you and you pushed me down the stairs" (aww) ...Jordan giggles saying "I didn't!"...Jeff says "yes you did! I was like omg, that was so phony, she just used me for half a mil"...Jordan says "no I didn't"...Jeff imitates how Jordan was pushing her shorts down and she pushed him aside...Jordan says her pants were too tight...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she got fat...Jeff says "you got a fat head and forgot about me"...Jordan says "no"... Jordan asks if Jeff ever thought about that on ATW?...Jeff asks what?...Jordan says "being gone that long?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "you didn't?"...Jeff says "I talked to you all the time"...Jordan knows but still...Jeff says he was working...Jordan says "that's true"...Jeff says most of the places she would like but some of the places he just couldn't have her there...Jordan says "what do you mean!?"...Jeff says it was hard enough and with her there crying about something it would make it 3 times as hard...Jordan says "ahh, you make it sound like I'm a brat"...Jeff says "listen that was my job, I had to do something, I didn't want to worry about you, I wanted to worry about my performance and how I did, I didn't want to worry about "are you ok sleeping next to a pig" and I want to worry about my job not about if you're ok"...Jordan says "ok, I didn't know that's what you meant"... Suntanning - vacay, prizes & don’t change kiss 3:57 - 4:07 PM Suntanning chat continues...Jordan says she's serious, when they get out of there, let's go on a vacay...Jeff says let's win a couple more prizes...Jordan says if it's a comp where there are prizes they can get some...Jeff says they can steal some, the combination of the two of them will take all the prizes, he'll take the cash, she can take the vacay but actually she'll take the cash so that it doesn't look like he's taking too much...they start talking to Adam about the dancing elves on jib jab LOL Jordan asks if Jeff will make her chicken parmesan when she's off slop?...Jeff says yeah, he'll make the breaded kind...Jordan asks if Jeff saw all the slop Brendon made? what is the muscle milk for?...Jeff says protein, she should drink some...Jordan says her stomach was growling at night...they whisper about Dani and nominations...Jordan says her arms are so sore today...Jeff says her right bicep and shoulder hurt...Adam is hurting too...Jeff says he's not working out today...silence... Jordan whispers to Jeff if it would be best if Dani put up Jeff and Brendon or Brenchel?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he doesn't want to know...Jordan says if she does Brenchel then if one of them wins they'll take only one off but if it's Jeff and Brendon and Rachel wins, she'll take Brendon off and Dani will put up Jordan vs Jeff Jeff doesn't think there's a difference, it will flip flop no matter what happens now, no matter who's up one of the couples will be split up...Jordan says if Jeff leaves...Jordan trails off here...Jeff asks if he's red?...Jordan says no, he looks tan...Jordan wants to change into something nicer, so they don't look like bums...Jeff says so when he gets nominated it looks like he cares? Jordan puts her top and shorts on and says she's done laying out...Jeff says he's done with her ...Jordan inches closer and Jeff says "noooh, you go home"...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to? she'll go home before Jeff...Jeff says he'll fu**ing fight her...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheeks...Jordan says if she stays she might just slide right through...Jeff knows and says for sure she will, loser Jordan repeats she'll go home if he wants her too...Jeff says she's not going home, neither are going home, he's gonna win that (V sign with his hand for veto)...Jordan says good job...they kiss... Adam says "awwww"...Jordan says "I'm gonna go change"...Adam says "Jordan, don't you ever change"...Jeff aww's Jordan says that's so sweet...Jeff says for her to get out of there now lol...Jordan says to Adam that she likes him more and more the more she gets to know him...Jeff says it's the elf costume LOL From the HN room to the purple room 8:06 PM Jordan is in the HN room with Brendon, they have been chatting...Brendon decides to try and nap...Jordan asks where Jeff went, the bathroom? and right after that Jeff walks in and lays down next to Jordan... Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go to the purple room so Brendon can have quiet...Brendon says it's fine...Jeff says why don't they go into his room?...Jordan says that's what she meant...Jeff says she did? by the purple room she meant his room?...Jordan says she meant the sheets...Jeff chuckles saying sure she was, why can't she admit she was wrong? he wants to hear it...Jordan admits she was wrong Jeff says "you're smart, I'm dumb"...Jordan says Porsche is in there sleeping isn't she?...Jeff asks Jordan to check it out...Jordan goes to check...Jeff says he's bushwhacked, he wants to pass out until tomorrow, what are they going to do drive themselves bananas?...Brendon agrees...Jordan comes back saying Porsche is in there so they should go to the purple room, for Jeff to grab a blanket...they leave... Purple room - a big bed/what are you looking at 8:08 - 8:15 PM Jeff and Jordan head to the purple room....they lay down and get comfy each wrapped in their own blanket...Jeff says "I'm telling you I want a bed this big" Jordan says "well get one"...Jeff says "we can get one like this"...Jordan says she can special order one, they can get one easily this big cuz he could have his own space and she could have hers, you could actually hold your hands and legs out in a V...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says a big flat screen tv?...Jeff says yeah, you press a button and it comes up over there...Jordan says if there's a flat screen tv as a prize she'll grab it... Jeff says does Rachel think if he wins the veto he'll use it?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he's not using the veto, he'll tell Dani there deal is good, he knows Rachel is going to use that against them...they continue whispering game...Jordan says Shelly told Dani that if Dani got rid of Jeff then she wouldn't get America's choice in jury...Jeff says if he makes it through this week he's putting up Dani, he giggles and says he might have to backdoor her if he wins veto...more game whispering... Jeff says something about Jordan maybe going up and then Jordan says "what if I go home?"...Jeff says he wouldn't let her...Jordan says no, she doesn't care, she'd be fine...Jeff says "what did I just tell you?"...Jeff says he doesn't need to play devil's advocate, if it wasn't right he wouldn't put her up, he wouldn't suggest that so don't says "I don't care", don't even talk like that, he'll go up before her, if he goes up he's going home, if she goes up she stays, that's just being real but he'll go up, he doesn't care... Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff asks what?...Jordan keeps looking...Jeff asks "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "I'm not looking at anything, I'm looking at you, what's wrong with you?"...Jeff says "nothing, you're staring at me like a yo-yo"...Jeff says "I'll go up then"...Jordan says "no!"...Jeff says "don't sell me (saying) I don't care if I go home"...Jeff asks again "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "you, you're being...your comments are kinda rude"...Jeff says "really? I said that I'll go up"...Jordan says "it's the way you do things"...Jeff says "it's the way you do things, listen, don't tell me you,re not puppy dogging it right now, I'll go up, forget it"...Jordan says "no! tell her I will"...quiet and Jeff sighs... Rachel joins them saying she was in the DR, she's sniffling and sad...Jeff says to take a nappy...Rachel says yeah, for the rest of the night and she leaves... Give me one kiss 8:15 PM As soon as Rachel leaves the purple room Jeff and Jordan look at each other and Jeff playfully slaps Jordan's face... Jordan points to her face wanting a kiss... Jeff points to his lips wanting a kiss... Jordan says "no, gimme a kiss"...Jeff says "give me one"...Jordan says "no, you give me one"...Jeff says "give me one"...Jordan starts to protest but Jeff draws a line and says he'll meet her there (smile from Jeff)...Jordan lifts up her head and says c'mon...they kiss... Purple room - Jordan farts/Dani game talk 8:16 - 8:28 PM JeJo have just kissed...Jeff points out he went "that" much further (while drawing a line) than she did...Jordan starts laughing because she farted Jeff pulls the blanket over his head saying he doesn't want to talk to her...Jordan says she did a dutch oven...she starts trying to air it out saying the slop irritates her stomach... Jordan keeps giggling while Jeff says "dude, you're gross"...Jordan says her stomach is upset...Jeff says "uhhh, I think it's coming through!"...Jordan laughs...Jeff wants the spray...Jordan says it's in the room...Jeff sits up with his hand over his face now...Jordan says it does, it stinks...Jordan says she definitely needs to shower tonight...Jeff says she needs to clean up her pants...more laughing... Dani walks in saying she put their keys in last because she didn't want people thinking they made a deal...Jordan asks her to shut the door and apologizes it for stinking, she pooted, the slop gives him gas...they start talking game and scenarios for what would happen if they (B&R) win the veto...Dani says if she puts up Jordan then she would stay, they have the votes and no matter what happens one of them is going home, it might be a risk to put Jeff up and she legitimately doesn't want either going home...Jeff reassures Dani they're taking the deal and they're good...Dani says she wants them to know she's not coming after them by putting the key in last it was just to show that she's not in tight with them...Jeff and Jordan admit they thought they might be nominated and Jordan didn't even want to know...Dani giggles... Dani says even with her talk with Rachel she was still lying to her so how could they mend fences and have trust again?...Jeff says he told Brendon to win the veto and play nice...Dani says no matter who wins Brendon will go home and Rachel will stay because he wants her to stay in the game...Jeff says he told them he's so BB'ed out, he told them to just relax...Dani agrees there's been so much game talk the last 3 days...they talk about Shelly a little...Dani says she just wanted them to know she has no intentions of being sneaky "this week"...they laugh over her adding "this week"...Dani says shut up, they know what she means...Jordan says thank you though...they all agree they're cool and Dani says sorry for scaring them...Dani leaves saying they'll talk after veto too...Jeff asks to leave the door open to air the room out a bit... Jeff asks Jordan to not fart again, if she does warn him or get the spray...Jeff thinks Jordan is getting ready to do it again...Jordan promises she's not but she did sit up because she thought she'd squeeze one out...Jeff chuckles...Jordan says the slop upsets her stomach...Jeff says he knows, he farts 800 times a day, he's not mad at her but hers are something fierce... Breakdown from Jeff: if Jeff farts at least 20 times a day, if you put them all together that's one of Jordan's farts Jordan says "nooo, my farts aren't that bad"...Jeff asks when did she ever run from one of his farts?...Jordan says that one time...Jeff says when his stomach is upset but on a daily basis he just fires them...Jordan says hers are messed up from slop...Jeff say they're grosso...Jordan asks if Jordan is grossed out by her?...Jeff says no... Back to game talk...Jeff is almost stunned at the Dani transformation but feels they are safe...Jordan too, she feels like the talk they had is honest...Jeff giggles to himself saying he feels bad if he has to backdoor her...they look at the funny artwork...Jeff hopes they're around until the fortune teller starts talking...Jordan wants Jeff to predict when they might have another prize comp...Jeff says 10G's is pretty good, they didn't even have one of those on their season...Jeff says not for a little bit...Jordan is glad Jeff got it...Jeff says he ignores it whenever it's brought up...Jeff wonders how the fortune teller will talk... Jordan makes a E.T. type voice and then says Shelly does the best E.T. voice...Jeff asks "do you think I was like out of town on business when she did it?" LOL Jordan was just redoing it how she does...Jeff says he knows, he lives here with her, he doesn't leave Jordan has another one cooking...Jeff asks Brendon to bring the spray from the bathroom...Brendon asks if it's that bad?...Jeff says Jordan's ass needs a colonic Jordan farts again...Brendon says "damn Jordan" LOL Jeff covers up again and says they go through the cloth, he asks why she's waving it around in his face...Brendon brings the spray and Jordan sprays saying it doesn't stink anymore...Jordan makes fun of how Jordan waves around the spray...Jordan lays back down... Purple room - waterslides/Jordan win again?/Jedi drilling 8:28 - 8:54 PM They continue chatting...Jeff wants to go down a waterslide RANDOM Jordan says that would be fun...Jeff says at her house? the one him and Peyton went down 800 times...they talk about watersliding with a raft or tube...Jordan does a little imitation of Peyton on the waterslide and Jeff sarcastically says "really" (inside joke...) Jordan says Jeff is being a butthole...Jeff says he is, he's just getting stir crazy that's all...Jordan says her too and she can't eat...Jordan holds Jeff's arm...Jeff says he's not crabby, just stir crazy, smart alecky and a butthole, she's right and he's tired...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and smiles...Jeff just wants to pass out...Jordan says he shouldn't, it's 8, he should go to sleep at midnight...Jeff says at home, on a Friday...Jordan says he'd be at the restaurant...Jeff says no, he doesn't feel like it tonight LOL Jordan says he'd be at home watching FNL...Jeff says it's over but anyways he'd watch some tv, sleep, wake up early on Saturday with a spring in his step, a little golf and some beers, bbq at night, get silly...Jordan says "with Barry and then call me when you're singing and drunk" Jeff says for sure...back to game talk...Jeff says Jordan has a chance to win again...Jordan says that would be good...Jeff says no shit, it would be good, it's just insane...Jeff takes off his one sleeve so Jordan can rub better...Jeff says no one is going to get her out, they'll all pick off each other and she'll be in the final 2...Jordan says that would be funny, wouldn't he be happy?...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know what he'd want this time though, something big...Jordan says they'd go to Europe...feeds go to control room Jeff says anyways they'll just pick a game, they'll see the Panthers schedule unless they're not playing...Jeff says that might be a question, it was a luxury comp before...Jeff says he doesn't know BB people though, he'd like to meet Boogie, he seems funny...Jordan says Will too...they talk about Chilltown a little more...Jeff didn't know who they were, Jordan too...Jordan didn't know who Janelle was either...Jeff says he only knows her from seeing All Stars...Jeff says they need to start going over their POV's and HOH's on a regular basis so in case he leaves Jordan knows it all like last time...jedi drilling commences...this goes on for 10 minutes or so...they clearly need to study more but they are getting there... JeJo BR play fighting 10:37 - 10:41 PM Jeff comes out of the stall...they both can't believe it's 10:30...Jeff says today was like...Jordan says "what a day"...Jeff says "what a waste of a day, what the hell did I do?"... Jeff grabs Jordan, pushes her down and tries to drown her ...then pins her down and tickles her...Jordan protests Jayeffff!...Jeff says "stop it"...Jordan tries to do something but Jeff fake slaps her then starts tickling her again...Jordan pretends to choke him while he makes that hideous face LOL They laugh...Jordan says Jeff is so mean...the FACE again...Jeff asks why Jordan puts her mouthpiece on over her whitestrips...Jordan says it makes it feel better...Jeff asks if all that drool on her mouth makes her feel better? More playfighting and laughter...Jeff points and says "that's enough" then keeps doing it LOL Jordan bonks her head and Jeff asks if she's alright?...Jordan says no...Jordan tries to tickle Jeff on his neck, he says he's not ticklish but Jordan goes in for the neckage and he squirms a little...more banter, Jordan says she's bored and then they finally finish up with Jordan saying "you smell like fish" Jordan asks if she really makes that face, the one when he was choking her?...Jeff doesn't know, he was just busting her balls...Jeff uses mouthwash and then farts...someone asks from the kitchen if that was Jordan?...Jordan says no, that was Jeff...Jeff heads out of the bathroom saying no, that was Jordan, she's disgusting...Jordan runs after Jeff saying no, she didn't! giggle Butt grab & cute fight 10:41 PM Jeff and Jordan come out of the bathroom after their bantering is done, there's some debate over who was farting (it was Jeff)...Jeff blames it on Jordan, did they see the way she was walking?...Jordan says she walks like that all the time but she does walk funny...Jeff walks by Jordan and she grabs his butt Cam 2 Jeff imitates how Jordan walks and giggles...Jordan points out how she pronates her feet...they banter a little more over Jordan being mean lately and how Big Jeff doesn't take any shit Jeff starts to walk away but stops to look at Jordan...Jordan asks who he thinks he is?...Jeff doesn't say anything...Jordan says for Jeff to go, go in there...Jeff says he's going in the LR with all his friends...Jordan says "no friends"...Porsche says that was the cutest fight ever Jeff smelled like fish love 10:45 PM Jeff is laying on the couch in the LR...Shelly walks by saying it's weird not having money for 30 days...Jeff says yeah...Jordan walks in...Jeff says "LOVE! ♥ "...Jordan says "no don't talk to me!"...Jeff says why?...Jordan sits on the back of the couch and says that Jeff was making fun of the way she walks...Jeff says he wasn't, he was trying to walk like her...Kalia walks in and asks what they're doing?...Jeff says they're hanging out in the front room...Kalia asks the French room, the French living room?...Jeff says the front room...Kalia says Oh! the front room...Jordan says they have the air cranking right now...Kalia asks if Jeff has cologne on?...Jeff says he did in the bathroom, Jordan told him he smelled like fish...Jordan says he did...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "no love!"♥ ...they continue chatting with Kalia… LR chat - random topics 10:46 - 11:21 PM Jeff and Jordan chat with Kalia in the LR...Lawon joins later as does Adam and then Dani...random topics including teeth whiteners, the live show, Jordan getting nervous for the live shows, Jeff was ramble city, Adam does his little elf dance...a lot of airline talk including flight times to LA, Kalia bringing her dog onboard, Jordan paying over $100 for her bag being overweight, airports, Virgin Airlines being the bomb, discussing what the POV might be and punishments, TAR contestants JJ met and cheesy reality shows. Cheesy pasta kiss 11:55 PM Jordan has been sitting in the LR chatting with Dani, Kalia & Lawon, she gets up and heads to the kitchen where Jeff is getting himself another bowl of pasta...Jeff sees Jordan coming and says "Love!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "I didn't come over there on purpose"...Jordan says "no, you're fine"...Jeff says he doesn't want her seeing him eat this cheesy pasta...kiss Jeff says "plus I don't want to smell your farts" Jeff sits down to eat…

August 1 Jordan & Rachel chat - getting recognized 12:10 - 12:14 AM Jordan and Rachel are in the HN room talking game and life...they talk about Charlotte and being recognized...Rachel says she sometimes does, she dyed her hair brown though and she feels she doesn't have that distinctive of a look...Jordan says maybe because her hair is red (she gets more of that)...Jordan says if she's dressed up she might get a couple people say something, mostly not but when she's in sweatpants, no makeup, hair pulled back, just bumming, that's when somebody will say something, she was in Target once and got recognized and she was like dangit because she really doesn't want to talk, she doesn't want them asking her questions, she just wants to get out of there... Rachel says that's the worst, people do that to her to, they ask the dumbest questions like what is it like to live with Lane? she understands people would like to know that but she's obviously shopping and in a rush, she says people come up to her and Brendon at dinner sometimes and want a quick picture, it's so rude...Jordan says nobody has ever done that to her and Jeff...Rachel asks not even in Concord?...Jordan says she's never in Concord really...Jordan says that right after the show it happened a bit more but people never really say anything, right before she came this time she was shopping for clothes with her brother and some girl was stariing at her, not even a smiling stare, it made her feel weird and then she asked if she was on BB... Jordan says sometimes you're not in that mood to talk to anybody and she doesn't want to come off as rude, like at the salon people tell her all the time that she looks so familiar and she never says (why) and they'll ask if she's from there, they'll ask where she lives and then they'll tell the stylist that she reminds them of somebody and the stylist will tell them and then she'll talk to them when they check out but there are a couple of people that are so ridiculous and annoying about it...Rachel says "that love you?"...Jordan says no, they'll say off the wall stuff and you're just like "okayyy"...Rachel asks if people ask her about Jeff?...Jordan says yeah, they say "are y'all still together?", "are you guys gonna get married?"... Rachel says she gets the same, people saying they can't believe her and Brendon are still together, they thought it was for sure just a showmance...Jordan says instead of that she had people saying that she doesn't look as big as she does on TV, like really!?...Rachel says they ask her if she's lost weight...Jordan says she would never say that to somebody, she would keep it to herself, she had some people say rude stuff but she just smiles and brushes it off, people should keep that to themselves... Jordan & Rachel chat - JeJo not being liked 12:14 - 12:16 AM Jordan and Rachel continue talking...Rachel knows she's not a fan favorite...Jordan totally contradicts herself here saying that she thinks this year Rachel came on (to change her image) and she looks different but they'll all kind of look the same LOL Jordan says they all look a little catty towards each other just because they fought, she told Jeff that she feels like she's been more catty, she's said people are crazy (in the DR), she says she doesn't get Porsche, she has a poker face, but she felt bad she said that but they go crazy in there, she felt like on her season she wasn't like that...Rachel says the 1st and 2nd times are so different plus if it was All Stars it would be 100% different... Jordan says if it was All Stars they would all be gone...Rachel giggles...Jordan says "Cuz I know, people in the past, they don't like us" Rachel says "I don't know though, they would probably want to work with you guys"...Jordan says she doubts it, she doesn't know why they don't, they just all, a lot of people from their season, they don't like them...Rachel says "I think it's a jealousy thing" (ding ding ding!) Jordan says t"here's nothing to be jealous of, we were all on the same show, we all did the same, you know, I don't know" (umm, not quite Jordan ) Jordan says she's fine with everybody but she's just saying, she hasn't seen her cast since Vegas because she doesn't ever go to anything, she just likes to stay home and work, if she goes home she'll take 2 weeks off before going back and if she makes it to jury she'll take 2 weeks off after too, her and Jeff keep talking about going on a cruise or something...control room... Jeff tells Jordan she is going to eat 1:07 - 1:09 PM Quick couple of minutes of Jeff and Jordan laying in bed silently...Jeff sighs...Jordan whispers to Jeff...Jeff says "what are you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing...I'm cold"...Jeff says it's because she has nothing in her body, tomorrow she's going to eat...Jordan says no and the feeds switch… The Animal Game 1:27 - 2:47 AM Jeff and Jordan play the animal game with Porsche, Adam and Kalia throughout the early morning hours. Some pretty amusing moments including a redux of Purple Hippos and March of the Penguins talk… Jeff STILL thinks Hippos are purple 1:50 - 1:55 AM Jeff, Jordan, Brendon, Rachel & Porsche continue their bedtime talk...they have been talking about natural resources & other serious topics when Rachel says she is going to bed and Brendon says he will too...they leave and Jeff asks Porsche if she wants to play the animal game again? Jeff will think of an animal, each take a turn asking a question, he'll say yes or no, if they guess wrong, they lose their turn and the other person gets a free guess or a free question...Jeff says Jordan can ask first, he needs to think of an animal... Jordan asks if it's a mammal or a reptile?...Jeff says mammal. Porsche asks if it has 4 legs?...Jeff says yes. Jordan asks if it has fur?...Jeff says no. Jordan says "it's a hippopotamus" Jeff says "IT IS! I swear to God! how did you know?" Jordan smiles and says "cuz I know you" aww Porsche aww's and Jeff says "holy cow! that was so weird!" Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks if he did that before?...Jordan says no, she just knew it was him, if it doesn't have fur...Jeff remembers saying yes he did because they had said this pink thing, he totally forgot about that...Jordan says that Jeff said no fur and 4 legs and is a mammal...Jeff says he thinks they had this conversation because there's no way she would have gotten it...Jordan insists she would have Jeff says "you just blew my mind" LOL Porsche says "good girl Jordo"...Jordan says thanks...Jeff asks Porsche "by the way, what color are hippopotamuses?"...Porsche says "gray"...Jordan says "see"...Jeff chuckles saying "they're not"...Jordan says "Jeff thinks that they're purple"...Porsche giggles...Jordan says they need Brendon LOL Jeff says he'll ask them...Porsche says they're brown or gray...Jeff scoffs "brown...they're pinkishpurple"...Jordan says they're not, she told him only cartoons are that color, he'll argue that... Jeff goes into the HN room to ask Brendon...Jeff asks...Brendon says "gray" Jeff asks if they don't have a purplishhue?...Rachel says no...Brendon says gray, Adam says gray...Jeff asks Adam, who's in bed in the metal room, the same thing...Rachel giggles at Jeff...the audio starts messing up but they're giggling at Jeff and keep saying gray... Jeff goes back in the room and says that Adam said they kinda have that purplish hue but Brendon says "nah, in cartoons" LOL...Jeff says "dude, I still think they do, I'm sticking to it" Jeff goes to the bathroom Love, love you, love, goodbye love 2:47 AM Jeff and Jordan are still playing the animal game but winding down...Jordan has been rubbing Jeff's hair...Kalia gives congrats to Jordan on getting her last 2 animals...Jeff says "Jordan is good at this"... Jordan says she needs to try to go to bed, she asks Kalia what time it is?...Kalia tells her when she came back there it was 2:30...Jordan says BB is going to get them up early, she needs to get 7 hours of sleep...Jordan sits up and Jeff whispers to her to give him a kiss...she doesn't hear...Jeff makes a kissy sound...Jordan says she wishes she could stay in there...Jeff says "me too love ♥ "...Jordan reaches down and kisses Jeff... Jeff says "love you ♥ " ...Jordan says "you too"...Jeff says "could you shut that light off love? ♥ " Jordan shuts it off and they tell her to be careful with her shins/legs on the furniture...Jeff says one last time "goodnight love ♥ " Jordan leaves saying goodnight... Boob squeeze/would Jeff do the same as Brendon 12:46 - 12:49 AM Jeff comes out of the bathroom into the kitchen where Jordan is, he squeezes her boob as he walks by...Jordan protests and tells Brendon he always squeezes her boob...Brendon doesn't bat an eyelash and walks away LOL Jordan asks isn't her hat like from the the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?...Jeff says no...they start to walk outside and then change their minds and head to the candy room... Cam 3/4 They talk about Shelly, Dani and the votes (for Jordan) and then come back out and walk towards outside...Jeff says he thinks it's fine but he gets nervous...Jordan wonders why Brendon changed his mind taking Rachel off the block instead of him...Jeff says he probably just did the right thing...Jordan says that was sweet, Jeff would do that for her right?...Jeff says he would like to think he would (I don't think he would lol)...Jordan says "I think I'm going to break up with you"...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan repeats she's going to break up with him...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "I think we're...." Jeff says saying it and doing it are two different things, he can tell her he would do it, he's not telling her he wouldn't do it...Jordan whispers that it makes her nervous that Rachel and Porsche are so close, what if Rachel wins HOH, she's easily influenced by her...Jeff hopes not...palm trees... Jeff on Surreal Life 1:18 AM Jeff and Jordan talk about the show Surreal Life with the other HG's while in the pool...Jeff says he was on the show to date Adrienne Curry but she didn't pick him, some guy told him about it, a way to make some money, it was before she met the "Brady" guy, she didn't pick Big Jeff Big Jeff drank his beers, took his money and left...Jordan says she doesn't even think Adrienne is that cute… Candy room chat - Charlie bit me 3:16 - 3:20 PM Jeff joins Jordan in the candy room...he gets in bed with her saying he thought she was in the HN room, he went in there looking for her but Rachel was in there, they talked and said the situation sucks but they have to stick together...Jordan says good, she thought she'd try and be BFF with Dani...Jeff says that Rachel said if she wants a war, she's going to fight her ass off... Jordan says Jeff smells really good...Jeff says he sprayed cologne for her Jordan says "mmm, ooh la la"...Jeff says "Vit Tan Don" LOL Jeff rubs Jordan's leg...they banter a little over what Jeff was looking at...Jeff says it was a hot one today huh?...Jordan says really hot...Jordan wants to walk later...Jeff asks if she wants to do abs?...Jordan does, group workout...Jeff likes to do abs with someone else... Jeff looks at his hands and asks if he did that when he fell or when he jumped on the grates?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff is thinking maybe when he fell...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you don"t care"...Jordan says "yes I do!"...Jeff smiles at Jordan again and Jordan asks why he thinks she doesn't care?...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "cuz they hurhht"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "hurt, Charlie, it hurts"...Jordan asks Jeff if he's seen that youtube video?...Jeff says no (I think Jeff is the ONLY person that hasn't lol ) Jordan describes the video to Jeff, to a tee! Super cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM Jordan says they got the most funniest video in the world, it's really cute because they're just so innocent and cute...Jeff mentions one too where the kid goes to the dentist, he's all drugged up and the dad filmed it...Jordan says she saw it on Ellen… Candy room chat - wisdom teeth/chat with Brendon 3:20 - 3:26 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in bed in the candy room...they have been talking about a funny video where the kid is all drugged up coming from the dentist...Jordan tells the story of when she got her wisdom teeth pulled out, they were impacted, she had to go to an oral surgeon, she was given a valium, the nurse and doctor were asking how she was feeling, she bets once you're out they dig in there, she could feel the stitches, she was in so much pain, she had gauze in there, she was taking a test but couldn't take it anymore, her mom had to come pick her up, she was so swollen and looked so bad, she couldn't eat anything.. Jeff says he got his out too...Jordan asks if they were impacted?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he was knocked out too, he saw all the tools they pulled out and he freaked out, he was like whoa whoa whoa what's going on? he didn't think he was given enough and the doctor sighed, asked what school he was going to next year and he didn't finish answering him, he was out ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he woke up and was in a cloud...feeds switch out and return just after the 3:30pm mark... Brendon is now in the room and they're discussing how Jeff still thinks hippos have a purplish hue Jeff says he saw a picture of one with a pinkish hue...Jordan thinks he's color blind LOL Brendon says maybe it was a baby one but even then NO Jordan giggles...Brendon says he's stuck on a cartoon version...Jeff brings up the kid after the dentist youtube...Brendon says there are so many parodies of it too...Jordan mentions the Charlie bit me video, Brendon's not sure he's seen it either They start whispering game about Lawon and Porsche...Jeff doesn't think anything is going on, what kind of team is that?...Brendon says to keep it in mind...Jeff will...they keep whispering...Jeff says he's not too worried about it...Jordan noticed that Porsche has been hanging up in the HOH and Kalia isn't happy about it...they bitch about the alcohol distribution... Brendon says what he might say in his nomination speech, he might drop a couple of bombs...Jordan says he's really funny, they never showed, she never knew how funny he was...Brendon says he was portrayed as the villain last year, when they came into the house he thought they would be the villains pitted against Jeff and Jordan, good vs evil I guess and then ED walked in, he was the villain role...Jeff and Jordan says she doesn't think they will be portrayed as the villains this time Jordan says he's funny with Franklin and the funny cape escapades...Jordan leaves to go pee... Candy room chat - Jeff would be sad if Jordan left 3:38 - 3:47 PM Jeff has been talking about ATWFF with Brendon...Jordan comes back into bed and says she's freezing...Brendon is called to the DR and leaves...immediately Jeff asks Jordan if she thinks what Brendon says is true, about Lawon?...Jordan says maybe...Jordan says she was fishing with Kalia earlier about who would Lawon or Porsche put up if they won HOH...more game talk about who is with whom...Jeff asks if Kalia said that Lawon was voting for Jordan to stay 100%?...Jordan says oh yeah but she'll ask him...Jeff says for sure... Jordan says she thought it would either be her or Porsche as the replacement nominee...Jeff says "you didn't think me?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says he thought f**k (it was him)...Jordan says she confirmed with Kalia that she was safe, she wanted to make sure there were no other deals that were made and Kalia said she was safe, she promised...a little ingrown hair/tweezer talk...Jordan says if you think about it, it would be stupid to leave Brendon in the house and get rid of her...Jeff says it would be so stupid... Jeff says "it's like there's no way, I"m nervous because it's you, if it wasn't you but the same person I'd be like don't worry about it" ...Jordan asks "why do you think he changed?"...Jeff says "to be, to do the right thing, look like a hero"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "but to look like a hero, you can't have both, ykwim? you have to go out and fulfill what you did, ykwim? you can't be like, I'm going to take you off, do the honorable thing and then go beg for votes, it tarnishes it"... Jordan says that Brendon told Shelly that she was the deciding vote Jeff farts a loud one Jordan rolls her eyes LOL Jordan says he can't have Lawon and Kalia right? she just doesn't want to be blindsided...Jeff says no, she's fine because Kalia is stupid and doesn't have a mind of her own, she'll do what Dani tells her, if Dani really wanted them out she would have put him up there...Jordan says yes, that's true...Jeff says Dani will tell her to vote out Brendon and right after the noms Dani came up to him and asked if he was ok with them...Jeff says they have Kalia, Adam & Shelly...Jordan thinks Brendon wants to leave though...Jeff doesn't think so but he has school to go back to...Jordan says he was worried about Rachel if she would've left, she hopes Rachel doesn't flop...Jordan reaches over and pats Jeff's hand, grabs his arm and starts rubbing... She starts playing with Jeff's hand and holds it... Jordan says "were you gonna cry if I left, you'd be so sad"...Jeff says he would, he doesn't want to talk about it...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff sweetly kisses Jordan's head… They get quiet and then the feeds switch off of them... Did you nap love? 5:25 PM Jordan is sitting outside on the couches in the BY with Rachel and Brendon who are eating the seaweed...Jordan doesn't like it and says she's not a picky eater but she kind of is, she just likes...Rachel says American?...Jordan says yeah, she likes hamburgers, chicken fingers, hot dogs (aka boring food ) ...Brendon corrects Rachel saying "North Carolinian you mean"... Jeff comes outside, joins them...Jordan smiles at Jeff...Jeff says "did you nap love?" ♥ Jordan says she did, she woke up and was freezing in there, she came outside to warm up...Jeff says their room was like Grand Central Station...Jordan asks what that means?...Jeff sarcastically says that it was quiet... Jeff & Maggie 9:54 PM Jordan, Porsche & Lawon are outside on the couches chatting about dogs...Jordan misses her dog...Porsche too...Lawon wants a Maltese, he asks if Porsche has a girl or boy?...Porsche says girl, Jordan says girl...Jordan says she always lays on her back and she says she's airing out her hooha LOL Lawon asks if she's spoiled?...Jordan says not really, she does have a sweater for the cold in winter because she shakes and she feeds her table food, she's so cute, she's a good dog, she follows her everywhere, when she takes a bath she waits on her, she has her own bed that she sleeps in in the winter but in the summer she gets underneath her bed. Jordan says when Jeff is at her house and they are laying in bed watching tv, Jeff will say "uhh, get her down", she jumps right in and gets in there...Lawon asks how she is with Jeff?...Jordan says she likes Jeff, she gets excited but Jeff gets aggravated with her because anywhere Jordan goes, Maggie goes so if she's sitting next to Jeff she wants to get right in the middle of everything... Neck nuzzles 9:57 PM Jordan is sitting on the couches still chatting with Lawon and Porsche...Jeff is playing pool, he comes over and pokes her in the butt with the pool stick LOL joins her and they talk...Jordan makes the whoville face...Jeff says she looks like a whoville...Jordan says she has a small nose...Jeff nods and she moves over to hug Jeff...she nuzzles his neck and then kisses him over and over.. Jeff leans in even closer and Jordan cradles his face in her hand...feeds go off them to Porsche but on Cam 2 you can see Jordan rubbing Jeff's head and then Jeff biting Jordan's neck and her squealing Jeff then gets distracted by Adam, they kiss and Jeff says "see ya later love" ♥ TMI - strip club sweatpants/lap dances 10:33 - 10:38 PM Jordan, Lawon and Jeff are outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff says man, he sings a lot, he doesn't notice that he sings this much in real life or maybe he just doesn't stop himself...Lawon says he doesn't notice it, he hums a lot of tunes in here...Jeff says always, as soon as he does it, he has to stop himself, he doesn't learn. Jordan sighs and Jeff asks if she's ready for the bachelor party?...Jordan says she's been ready, ready to see it go down...Jeff yells over to Brendon that Jordan has her sweats on, she's ready for the strip club...Jordan says "oh be quiet'...Jeff says she doesn't even know what that means...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he's being dirty...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff explains that at the strip club they grind on you so if you're wearing sweats you feel it more Jordan's face LOL! Jordan says "y'all are nasty!"...Jordan asks if people do that? she doesn't even think they let you in the strip club with sweats on...Jeff and Brendon talk about something I can't quite make out but basically it's about a basketball team that would all go to the strip club wearing sweatpants...Jeff says omg... Jordan says seriously, would you get hard from some girl grinding on you knowing that she's just using you to get money from other guys (too) isn't that the point? LOL Jeff indignantly says "nooo that's disgusting" (liar!)...Brendon says she could put her boobs in his face and it would do nothing to him but honestly in his entire life he's had 5 lap dances...Jeff says he doesn't go to strip clubs...Jordan says she knows he doesn't...Brendon continues saying one of those 5 was pretty good, it was at a party with his gf at the time, they both got lap dances... Jordan says that people thought it would be funny to buy her a lap dance one time and she had no clue it was coming...Jeff is like whoa whoa get the f**k outta here...Jordan says the girl walked up to her and was rubbing her hair and she was like "what!?" and she said "no thanks", Jordan repeats and Jeff cracks up laughing!...Jordan says she stood in front of her and put her arms and legs together and she was like "OMG" and the whole time she was looking down, it was so gross and she was trying to stick her boobs in her face and she was like "listen, that's gross"...Jeff's face LOL! Jordan says they said she looked so uncomfortable...Brendon says Rachel has a friend that in Vegas that works at one of the big ones...Jeff says they make big money...Brendon says she's a cocktail waitress...Jordan thought she was a stripper...Brendon says that there's lots of ways to make good money in Vegas without stripping...they start talking about Vegas, gambling and losing money... Couch touch 10:52 PM The HG's are sitting around waiting for the strip dance to start...Jeff and Jordan are generally quiet...Jordan reaches over and touches Jeff's leg… Pedicure love 11:33 PM Jordan is out on the patio by the couches painting her toenails, she's chatting with Brendon and Shelly about what the upcoming HOH comp might be...Jeff comes outside and pokes her in the butt crack ...Jeff sits down and says to Jordan "how's it going love?" ♥ Jordan says fine...Jeff says "what are you doing? touch up?"...Jordan says she's going over it...Jordan says it's harder to do the left leg because she's left handed...Jeff asks if she wants him to do it?...Jordan says no, she'll do it...Jeff says something about seeing the way he did something (hard to hear)...Jordan says Jeff did a good job but these are toes...Jeff says "it's different, it's a different canvas"