July 26
Long forced vets meeting
12 - 12:33 AM
JeJo, Brenchel & Dani have a long, forced vets meeting up in the HOH, they try to figure out what went wrong...it ends up being nothing but tense fake discussions between them.
Seal the vets meeting with a hug and kiss
12:34 AM
The vets finish up their meeting and decide to hug it out...awkward!
When it's Jeff's turn to hug Jordan he sticks his tongue out obviously wanting more than a hug
He then kisses Jordan on the cheek...
and pinches her butt for good measure. Then Jeff teases Jordan asking if she was hearing any of this?...Jordan says yes she was listening...Jeff then puts his arm around Jordan as they finish up niceties...
JeJo kitchen chat
12:56 - 1:13 PM
Jeff is in the kitchen getting his breakfast/lunch ready...Jordan finishes up her food & puts her plate away, she asks Jeff if he's been to the pool yet?...Jeff says no...Jeff asks Jordan if she can eat with him upstairs...Jordan says ok...Jeff says then they will go to the pool...Jordan gets herself some sweet tea...palm trees...when feeds return Jordan is uhhhh'ing and says that Jeff hates getting up in the morning...Jeff says he hates it...Jordan comments (about the pan) saying she thinks you drain it...Jeff says "maybe"...Jordan sits at the counter to wait...Jeff cooks...
Jeff then tells Jordan he'll be right back, he steps outside and tells Brendon that he's making something to eat and then they can go chat upstairs...Jeff comes back in and tends to his food...Jordan asks "Jeff, did you always cook, like in highschool?"...Jeff says "umm, I don't know"...Jordan says "not really? because after you started liking to cook a lot?"...Jeff says "yeah, I don't remember"...Jordan looks bored out of her mind...Kalia walks in and they exchange some talk...palm trees...more chit chat and then Kalia starts cooking...Jordan yawns lol...more bored talk...Jeff is finishing up his food...more yawning...
Jeff leans over the counter & smiles at Jordan...Jordan reciprocates and they exchange a look...
Jordan asks "what?"...Jeff playfully says "shut up"...Jordan says her eyeball hurts and Jeff tells her not to touch it...Jordan says it's red...Jeff says it's because she keeps rubbing it...Jordan says it itches...Jeff says to let it go...Jeff finally puts his food on his plate...Kalia asks if Jordan wants coffee?...Jordan says no, she doesn't really drink it, her brother does every morning...feeds switch off them...
I don’t mean to be irritated at you
2:27 AM
Jeff, Jordan & Brendon are at the pool talking game...Brendon walks away for a sec to get the hose and Jordan says "I'm a little irritated today"...Jeff says "who?...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "me too love ♥ I don't mean to be irritated at you, I'm just, I want to get through this next week, you know? so if I'm acting like that it's not you, ykwim?...I know I've been distant and not paying attention to you...it's cuz I got so much shit on my mind "...Jordan repeats that she's irritated and they start talking game…
What’s wrong with a showmance
4:36 PM
Jeff, Brenchel and Dom are having game talk up in the HOH room...they're talking about Dom and Dani and her betrayal wanting Jeff backdoored...Rachel brings up that Dani originally didn't even want to work with Dom and he's fighting for a girl that does this, he really likes her, she's pro-showmance, she had one, Jeff and Jordan did...Jeff cracks up and Dom says "hold up! hold up!"...Dom says he's being 100% honest with her, the only people he's been able to play with are the girls, he's not trying to have a showmance, he's not done anything with any girl, he would never have a showmance, he has a girlfriend at home, he would never do that...
Jeff says "what's wrong with a showmance?" 😉 LOL Dom says nothing, he still has a girlfriend at home...Jeff says he's just joking...Dom says he'll play the game, flirt with them, flash a smile...Jeff says "big Dom!...big Dom Juan" game talk continues...
Jordan, you’re cute
4:47 PM
Jordan comes up to the HOH room where Dom has been pleading his case to Brendon, Rachel & Jeff...she walks in and Jeff says "Ello love!" ♥ ...Jordan says she was wondering where they all were...Jeff says he'll go downstairs with her, they're done talking...Jordan says she's been outside talking to Adam about heavy metal, actually Adam is a romantic person, who would've thought?...Jeff says "Jordan, you're cute" ♥ they leave with Dom saying thanks to Big Jeff...Jeff says thank you, for real…
Elliptical touch
5:23 PM
Jeff is just starting to work out on the elliptical...Jordan comes over from the hot tub area and walks towards Jeff...she says something inaudible which makes Jeff say "yeah!" and then she touches Jeff's inner leg, Jeff stops her or lifts it higher, not sure .... but she says "Jayeff!", Jeff laughs and Jordan walks inside…
Jordan & Kalia chat - things have changed
6:48 - 6:55 PM
Jordan and Kalia talk in the candy room...Kalia notices a change in their friendship...Jordan tries to placate her but it's obvious that she doesn't feel the same way about her anymore because of her finding out that Kalia knew about the plan to backdoor Jeff...fascinating to see Jordan fight for and defend her man, she also tells Kalia she's being annoying LOL
Sweaty hugs/quick game talk
6:59 - 7:06 PM
Jordan has just finished styling her hair, she goes outside to the BY where Jeff is working out (she looks gorgeous in black btw)...Jeff says "hey sexy" ...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "you're bored?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...
They share a sweaty hug at the workout bench
Jeff says he's dry now...Jordan starts patting Jeff to let go of his cute grip on her, he mmm's and says he's tired ...she says the camera's are right on them...Jeff says "there's always a camera on you"...Jordan sits on the bench with Jeff and says that she heard the camera rotating quickly because someone said "come here" in the other room and she thought it was him for a second...Jeff asks who was it? in the kitchen?...Jordan says no, she heard it in their room, she was putting on makeup...
Jordan doesn't know who it was but it was coming from the HN room...Jordan then tells Jeff about the talk she had with Kalia and how she was getting aggravated with her, Kalia told Jordan she felt like she was used to get a vote (first week) and Jordan told her she wasn't used, Kalia said she missed talking to her, their friendship and Jordan told her that someone (name unsaid) was trying to backdoor her & Jeff, Kalia (lied) and said that if she knew that she would have told Jordan and Jordan told her that after this they'll still be friends, she told Kalia she was being quiet because she was observing people and she wasn't just being quiet with her.
Some banter with Adam and then Jordan continues...Kalia said that things were weird now and Jordan told her that's the game, it's like that from here on out and Jordan has to be careful with what she says, Kalia said that things were different now with her and Jeff, they don't talk anymore...Jeff says that he wants to tell her it's because she was in on the backdooring thing...Jordan knows and says she was going to bring Jeff over to talk because she didn't want to say anything wrong...Jeff says she did good and Kalia is lying to his face and he'll tell her that...Jordan says she told her to quit talking about it because it was aggravating her...Jeff says you did?...Jordan says she did, it was getting on her nerves.
Jeff does another set real quick...Jeff says Kalia is scared because she's playing both sides...Jordan says she's wiping her makeup off...Jordan notices the camera again...Jeff says if he wins he's putting her up...Jeff says he likes Jordan's shirt, it's good material LOL Jordan says she got it at the Gap for $5...Jeff says "even better", she got some good deals...Jordan says "I told you!"
Jordan says Kalia is freaking out now and Dom said "that" and she was like aww, that little boy...Jeff says that he told Dom upstairs that he's freaking cool, he wanted to kick it with him all summer, we all agreed, Dani fu**ed him over big time...Jordan asks if Dom's mad?...Jeff says yeah he's mad at her in the game but is still her friend and he can't understand that, Dani ran him over, backed up and ran over him again and shows no remorse and Dom said he's catching the blame for it, he shouldn't go home for it and Jeff told him to not be mad at them, they wanted to keep him...Jeff says that Dom went along with Dani because he thought JJ & BR were split, he told him he got fu**ed, Jordan and him love him and wanted him to stay, if he's mad at anyone be mad at her because he was 100% cool with them and he was going to backdoor him so he's not getting his vote.
Jeff starts joking around with Adam and Dom and Jordan goes to leave...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to hang out?...Jeff says yeah, he's bored...Jordan looks at her shirt and says she has to get the spots out...Jeff says the cum stains off?...Jordan jaw drops haha...Jeff says "no!"...Jordan says "never!"...they hug with Jeff saying "I wish". One last butt squeeze and Jordan leaves saying she'll be right back...Jeff says "ok stupid"
Las Vegas stories
7:19 - 7:26 PM
Jeff, Jordan & Lawon (with Rachel on the elliptical) share some Vegas stories out in the BY...Jeff explains a typical day in Vegas but he's too animated to describe properly Lawon says he stayed the last time in that new hotel Aria, it's fabulous, they partied, they dropped their bags off, changed clothes and literally did not get back to their room until 10 the next morning...they talk about nightclubs...Rachel says some of the nightclubs close at 4 or 6am, they won't close if people are in there buying alcohol, then they hit up Dre's, etc...Jeff says it's unreal, he can't take it, he can take it for a day or two maybe three...Lawon says his max is two days...Jeff says "me too"...Lawon says after that he's ready to go home, he's irritable...
Jeff says then you're on the plane going through withdrawals like a junkie, you have to detox for 2 days, it's a nightmare...Jordan says she knows whenever Jeff has been really drunk wherever he's at because she'll answer her phone and he'll say "OMG I died last night!...and no, I tried to go home...and Tony wanted to go out" LOL
Jeff says he just went to Vegas, he was drinking all day, he got wasted and his buddy didn't really drink so he took a cab by himself, he was outta there and called Jordan (animated Jeff ) by himself in the room...Jordan says they talked about everything and then she could tell when Tony was back in the room because it's awkward to talk when someone is there so Jeff just said "alright love ♥, I'll just call you tomorrow"
Jeff says those clubs are so big, he thinks they were in the club in Paris, it's an outside club...between palm trees Rachel remembers it's called Eden...Jeff tells the story of how he was lost in that club for 20 minutes, he wanted to get out of there and couldn't find the way through the crowded club, he can't take it anymore, he just wants to kill people...Adam joins in on the conversation...they talk about how it's non stop drinking...palm trees...
Jeff tells the story about a pool party at midnight, it was a rave and people were jumping in the pool in shorts, it's crazy dude...they talk about ways to go to Vegas eg. with a group vs going as a couple...Lawon and Adam talk about the drinks and how excessive they are...Jeff says the sweet drinks make him sick, those are Miami Vice's?...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says he drank those by the pool, they were rollin'...more animated Jeff when he says that you keep drinking them because they're sweet and you're hot and then the bill comes and it's $2000 LOL you pay with what seems like fake money, chips and then you get home and you're like "OMG my bank account wtf!"...Adam says he remembers waiting until midnight to take out more money because of your daily limit...Jeff says yeah, him too, it's disgusting, he can only take 2 days...
They talk about how huge the hotels are and how deceiving the time is it takes to walk between hotels...Jeff says at the MGM if you forget something in your room you're not going to go back to get it because it's 2 blocks away in the hotel...Jordan says to Jeff, can you imagine Stephanie going with us to Vegas?...Jeff says it would be crazy...Jordan says her friend is the best, she gets along with everybody, she can make friends with anybody...palm trees...
No cash rant
8:50 - 8:52 PM
Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with the other HG's...they're talking about who pays for what in their relationship (obviously) because Jeff says "she doesn't offer...check this out, she carries NO cash with her, zero cash all the time, we go on vacation, zero cash, I'm like gimme 5 for this guy (and she says) I got no cash, I'm like if you don't fu**ing cash next time I'm getting pissed off, no cash, never, never, never, she doesn't know that you have to tip fu**ing people at the airport, the cab rides here, she's like OMG I spent $4 today, I'm down $300 taking $70 cabs from the airport, we went to Vancouver, I'm like you gotta a 20 for this guy, I don't have cash, never cash! then I'll pay for dinner $200 I'll go get a hot dog for 50 cents, there'll be a sale, hot dogs for 50 cents, she'll be like, oh no no, I got lunch...I get so pissed off"
Jordan protests from the sink area LOL Adam says girls are supposed to make that fake offer...Jeff says he doesn't mind paying but listen he cannot stand the no cash thing, he can't take it...Adam says he would have never guessed LOL
Jeff says they go to the ATM and in Vegas it was $4 to take money out and she took out only $40, their taxi ride was $80, in Vancouver it was $70, she took out $40! what is this 1920? LOL Jordan says "but that's why he loves me" (huh? ) Jeff repeats he doesn't mind paying but he hates the no cash thing...Jordan says he yells at me all the time...Jeff says it drives him insane...the others start talking about the no cash thing and then Jeff gets up to put his dishes away...not on camera but Jeff and Jordan banter a little with Jeff asking if she'll have cash next time...Jordan says no...Jeff says what?...then Jeff squeezes her and asks if she's going to wash his dish?...Jordan says no, why should she...another what? and then a little kiss is heard off camera...
Matching couples cuteness/colonics
9:28 - 9:40 PM
A bunch of the HG's are outside chatting in the BY...Jeff is sitting on the couch...Jordan comes out and joins the group and heads towards Jeff...Jeff asks her "coming over here love?" ♥ Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you wanna snuggle?" Jordan sits down...
Jeff makes that cute mmm sound and then Jeff tickles Jordan's neck...
Jordan squees and then kisses Jeff's neck...
Jordan asks if it tickles?...Jeff says a little...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's shoulder...Jeff laughs at something Lawon does...
They tell Rachel looks good in her glasses...they talk about being nerds and to embrace it, we all are a little nerdy...Jordan says Jeff likes facials...Jeff says he's never had one but he's not scared to talk about them, he wants to get one...Jeff says he likes masks...Jordan says they both want to get colonics when they get out of there 🤨
They start talking about colonics, Rachel has had one and describes what the procedure is like with Jeff asking questions as she goes along, this takes awhile lol ...Jeff doesn't want them lookin at his hairy butthole, maybe he'll get Jordan to shave it LOL Jordan says that's one thing she won't do...they talk about smoking and Jordan says she's told Jeff he has to quit smoking...Rachel moves over to where J&J are to get away from Adam's smoke...
Rachel says that they should do it but she's heard that the other type that she didn't do can cramp you up more...Jeff says they're going...Jordan wants to do a couples one...Jeff says Jordan loves that, it's like down time for her...Jordan says they're both not embarrassed about stuff like that...Jeff says they'll be laughing the whole time...Jordan says she'll be like "ewww Jeff! that's gross"...Jeff says "don't get grossed out"...Jordan says he can't get grossed out with hers...Jeff jokingly says he'll break up with her...
Jordan says "stop"...Jeff says his will be really weird...Jordan says she'll be kind of scared...Rachel says you don't want to see that stuff...Jeff says he's telling them, Jordan loves it...
Jordan whispers to Jeff about when to get one done and Jeff says they should get one out here, everyone gets them here...Jordan says everyone gets them done everywhere else, not just LA...Porsche says it's super popular in LA along with butt bleaching Jeff says wtf does he need that done for?...Porsche says she's just saying it's popular…
JeJo dual DR
9:43 PM
Just before the 9:44pm mark Jordan and Jeff are called twice into the DR...Jeff and Jordan walk into the house laughing, the others give them a hard time saying "a dual one?"...Brendon says they have to go in and do a colonics talk, can you imagine?...Jeff says "I know!"...Dom says "colonic DR's? that's gross"...Jordan says that's what they were talking about outside...Dom says something about them matching...Jordan says no, they have to change their shirts...Dom says to go in matching like that…
Shelley tells Jordan how Jeff was looking at her
10:24 PM
Shelley, Kalia and Dani are sitting on the BY couches talking...Jordan joins them...not sure why but Shelly starts talking about Jeff and Jordan to Jordan, she says that they're so cute together and today Jordan was working out and Jeff was laying out, he totally watched you non-stop, it was AH-DORABLE...Shelly says she was sitting on the couch and watched him and he had his head turned watching her, it wasn't for 3 seconds and he'd turn back and watch, when she was doing leg lifts and she switched positions, he was totally watching you for a long time and the thought that seriously went through her head was "I'm going to marry that girl, that real serious face, it was sweet"...Jordan aww's...Shelly says it was super sweet, it really was, they had to have gotten it on camera, it was cute, it really was, he wasn't smiling, he was just straight faced, it was sweet, she could tell he was looking at someone he really cared about and then someone said something and she thought he would turn away but he kept looking, it was a long time, like several minutes, it was sweet, it was like he was so proud of her for being self-motivated and doing that every day, he loved it, she hopes Jordan gets to see it, it was adorable, someone will capture it and put it in a picture.
Secret smiles
11:01 PM
Jordan lays down in the candy room and tries to take a nap but can't help smiling secretly about something...maybe what Shelly had just told her right before this about Jeff watching Jordan so sweetly while she worked out? Who knows...
Bedtime - Mmm, Kay love
11:52 - 11:59 PM
Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the candy room...Jordan is saying that she came back to lay down there when they were all playing pool...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's not in the mood to talk to everyone...Jeff says "I'm going to stick it to Kalia too, fu**in follower"...
Jordan says for Jeff to go up to the HOH (to study) and then he can go over it with her...Jeff says ok...Jordan asks what's wrong?...Jeff says nothin...Jordan asks if he's mad she's not going up there?...Jeff says no, he's not...Jordan says she already made his bed up so he can just get right in there...Jeff says "thank you, it feels nice"...Jordan says "doesn't it? it's just quiet, quiet time"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says Rachel tried to talk game to her but she didn't feel like talking about it...Jordan signals Jeff she wants a kiss and they do...
Jordan turns to her side asking if Jeff is sleepy?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan turns back and says she wants to get to bed early knowing they'll be on lockdown tomorrow...Jeff doesn't understand why that matters...Jordan asks if Jeff won in pool and he says yes...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm, he wants her to rub...Jordan giggles saying she meant to hold it not rub it but she's just kidding, she takes Jeff's arm and rubs it in silence for a long while...
Jeff takes his arm away finally saying "mmm, kay love" ♥
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