July 30
Purple room chat - Jeff’s Ma & flying
12:06 - 12:09 AM
Brief convo between Jeff and Jordan in the purple room...feeds come back to Jordan saying "she won't"...Jeff says he told his dad that if he makes it to final 2, he better get mom on that plane...Jordan says she will, if Jeff's in the final 2 she will, that will give her the motivation to go...Jeff says if Jeff makes it to the final 2 on the last show, she'll start driving to California (omg! lol)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "for real"...Jordan says she needs something to make her tune out, like a Xanax or something...Jeff says "or have a couple of glasses of wine"...Jordan says that will knock her out and then the plane ride will be real fast...Jeff says "otherwise my poor dad has to drive all the way to California"...Jordan says "they wouldn't do that would they? they would drive?"...Jeff says yeah they would, he used to have games in Michigan, Indiana, all over and they would drive all the way there...
Jordan says that's cute...Jeff says they had nothing to do (then) but his dad would probably plan stuff, like go to the Grand Canyon but he bets they would...Jordan says she can't say anything because her grandpa would get on a plane but her grandma you'd have to really talk her into, she'd be really tense and uncomfortable, they need to get them to fly out of Chicago together, his dad and her grandpa could talk them down.
Jeff says well, it's going to be harder for him to make it to final 2 then it would be to get her on a plane...Jordan says "you don't know that"...Jeff starts gesturing for Jordan to zip her lip and lock it...Jordan zips it...Jeff makes a fist and points at her...Jordan laughs and then gets called to the DR...
Purple room - Jeff tries to rank Jordan
12:31 - 12:38 AM
Jeff tries to play a prank on Jordan while she's in the DR...he sets up a "fake Jeff" laying on the bed in the purple room complete with his own hoody...
Adam walks in and they giggle about it, he gives him some advice...they mess around with it some more and then Rachel & Porsche walk by...Rachel falls for it, Porsche says it's just pillows
Jeff adjusts it some more and then they go get Brendon...Brendon, after little hesitation isn't buying it either, he thinks they expected him to believe it's Jeff?...Jeff says it's Big Jeff...Adam says it's Little Jeff...Brendon says that Big Jeff is kind of lumpy LOL...
Jeff adjusts it again...Jeff says Jordan for sure will fall for it...they discuss some more and then after final inspection Jeff leaves the room...cams never return to Jordan...
...unfortunately he puts the "body" laying face down and when Jordan walks into the room she instantly knows it's fake because Jeff just doesn't lay down like that. Good try Jeff! It was amusing to watch...
HN room DR confession
12:58 - 1 AM
Jeff and Brenchel are talking game about Dani in the HN room...Jordan and Porsche walk in...Jordan says she didn't fall for Jeff's prank (pillow Jeff in the purple room)...she knew right away it wasn't Jeff because Jeff wouldn't lay like that, he would never lay like that
Jordan says that America is going to think she's the most disgusting person ever...they ask why?...Jordan says the DR asked her so, tell us about your farts...Jeff says "they said that!?"...Jordan says yeah how bad are they?...control room LOL...
HN room kiss & butt squeeze
1:01 AM
Feeds return to the HN room...Jeff is standing up now and Jordan is on her knees on the bed while the others are laying down...Adam is there dancing around all elf like...
Jordan opens her arms wide and they hug...Jordan kisses Jeff repeatedly while Jeff squeezes her butt with one hand...
and then goes in for a two hander Jordan protests no and they start talking about the smelly fart Brendon did...
Cam 1 angle of the hug and kiss
Metal room cute moment
1:09 AM
Jordan leaves the bathroom where she has been talking game to Shelly, she walks into the metal room where Jeff is sitting on the dresser...Jordan puts herself between Jeff's legs and Jeff leans his head into Jordan's back...Jordan chats with the other HG's while patting and rubbing Jeff's legs...Jordan asks who's tired?...Jeff mumbles Vit Tan Don 😜
Jeff asks if Jordan will scratch his back to make him tired...Jordan says she will but he can't fall asleep...Jeff says if he does, sorry...shared smiles...Jeff then leaves to take a pee…
Game talk before sleep “I know love”
1:24 - 1:35 AM
Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in separate beds in the candy room (Jordan is changing)...Jeff says his biceps are sore but he's alright...Jeff says that's his injury report and his feelings are a little hurt but they're a bit better about the backdoor...Jordan gets in bed and they whisper game, keeping Brendon over Rachel and scenarios for the following week...Jordan feels the only person in their way is Dani...Jeff says if Rachel is gone this week then Dani next then they can pick off the floaters but it's a long way away and they have to make it through this week...Jordan gets up and sits on the other bed to change again...control room...Jordan stands up saying it's not good to sleep in thongs, it can give you infections...Jordan feels like she hasn't lost any weight...Jeff sings "ooh that booty so scandalous" (thong song LOL)
Jordan sits back in bed and they talk more game...Jordan says she feels bad because they are where they are now because Rachel won stuff and she feels bad if she has nowhere to go...Jeff says yeah, what is he supposed to do leave?...Jordan says "no, you're with me" Jeff says if they backdoor Dani it'll be the first dishonest thing they did...Jordan says there are a lot more twists...Jeff wonders what if they backdoor her and she gets a power?...they don't think she'll get a power from America...Jeff says unless they're being edited as assholes, they're not assholes right? LOL Brenchel look worse than them...Jordan says Jeff is always cutting up with everybody...Jeff says he cuts everybody up in the HOH, that's his therapy room...Jordan says America is going to think she's disgusting...Jeff thinks the whole house is disgusting...Jordan leans forward for a kiss and says "no?"...they kiss...
Jeff asks "feel better?"...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "good"...Jordan says "I wish I could just sleep in here"...Jeff says "I know love" ♥...Porsche walks in and they chat...
Big Jeff Big friends
1:35 AM
Jordan, Jeff & Porsche are in the candy room chatting...Jordan tells them to turn off the light, she wants to get sleepy...Jeff, who for some reason is fixing his hair lol, says he's doing "Big Jeff's hair"...Porsche asks "Big Jeff? is your hair done?"...Jeff says "Big Jeff is good to go, it's as good as it gets"...
Porsche turns off the light and they settle in...Jeff says that people are going to think that Big Jeff is a dork for talking about himself in the 3rd person but really it's a joke...Porsche says only Jeff's Big friends...Jeff says he hopes people get it, that it's just his BIg friends that do it...
Porsche says that Big Jeff's Big friends will get it...Jeff says his Big friends will really appreciate it...Porsche says "they will?"...Jeff says "yeah, Big Jim, Big E and Big Ethan when we get outta here, Big Serge...my Chicago friends are gonna be jealous"...Porsche says Jeff "bigged it up"...Jeff says "yeah" and then starts to say something about his phone having a bunch of...(I'm assuming contacts with "Big" lol) and feeds cut out...
Morning neck kiss
10:19 AM
Jordan is in their bed in the candy room...Jeff comes in and gets in bed saying "hey lover"...he gives Jordan a neck kiss…
Jeff is pissed about his POV loss
3:17 - 3:31 PM
Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen and head to the purple room to vent about Jeff losing the POV...Jeff says "what a dumb fu**ing answer, what a fu**ing idiot...what was I thinking"...Jeff says he was thinking about going head to head with Brendon and totally forgot about Porsche (easy to do LOL)...Jordan says don't worry about it...Jeff says he is worried about it because that veto was his to win and he dropped it...Jordan says Jeff needs to work on Brendon...Jeff says he's not working on anybody, they can do their own thing...Jeff says "fu**ing so stupid, so stupid"...Jordan says there's nothing he can do about it now...Jeff repeats what he did wrong, it was so dumb...Jeff exhales...Jordan says Jeff almost had it...
Jordan says they think they're both staying, that's how happy they are now...Jordan says Dani can put her up which is fine...Jeff says "is she?"...they talk about soaking himself in the competition...Jordan says to not worry about it...Jeff says the answer was dumb, he didn't think about Porsche writing an answer, he forgets she's even in this house...Jordan says Dani saw her pissed face, she's for sure going to be put up...Jeff says it shouldn't have come down to this, that's what makes him sick...Jordan says he would've won...Jeff says no shit, he thought golf was next and he thought 18 seconds in his head, tsk, fu**ing so stupid, omg, he's such an idiot, he deserves to go home...
Jordan says that she screwed up on the puzzle and he screwed up on this so they're even...Jeff says thanks Jordan...Jordan asks if his legs are fine?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if they hurt?...Jeff says no...
Jordan says it's obvious that one of them are Dani's targets...Jeff says are they? everything changes every second in there, they could go up to her and cut a deal to put somebody up...Jordan says one of them has to stay on the block...Jeff says what if they backdoor him and tell Lawon and Kalia to vote her way...Jeff asks wtf was he thinking? all he was thinking is he wanted to put his fate into his own hands, he screwed up because of Porsche, all he needed was another 2 seconds, that was his veto, this fu**ing sucks, he's so pissed right now...
Jordan says it's out of her hands now, she feels like they'll be fine...Jeff hates he can't control it...Jordan says they're going to be walking around smiling and happy...Jeff says "I fu**ing hate losing"...Jordan says listen, Kalia won't vote their way, there's no way she'll vote for Rachel...Jeff says it shouldn't have come to this, he should have won straight up...Jordan says he should've but he didn't, it's not in his hands so if it's meant to be that they're together this summer it will happen, if not...Jeff knows but he's just pissed, he knows he should've won, this isn't how it should've gone, his stupid fu**ing mistake...
Jordan says that if Dani didn't care she wouldn't have come up to her saying they'll talk...Jeff says that's fine but he has to rely on someone for his safety, he gets it, it's not the way he likes to throwdown, fumble on the 1 yard line, it's your fault, not anyone elses...Jeff says his hands got bashed by that grill...they talk about the comp...Jeff says he fu**ing really choked...Jordan says they all do...Jeff says he doesn't choke (umm BB11 POV final 6? lol) Jeff says they shouldn't have won...
Jordan says she has to shower...Jeff says he's going to beat himself up about this one...Jordan says it was real, real close, she thought he had it...Jeff says if had gotten wet the first time he would've had it...Jordan agrees...Jordan says if Dani puts Jeff up then they know they can't trust her, if she puts up herself then they know they can...Jeff knows he can work on votes but he's just pissed he gave it away, it was stupid, so dumb...Jordan says it's over so quit beating himself up about it...Jordan leaves Jeff to stew alone...
Cheer up LR kiss
5:21 PM
Jordan has just finished pooping, she has diarrhea ...Jeff comes in to check on her and they both walk out together heading towards the candy room...Jeff asks her if she's just not happy about her diarrhea or something else?...Jordan walks ahead saying no...Jeff says "where you going?"...Jordan says "I'm here"...Jeff says "I'm bohred"...they kiss...
Jordan says "cheer up"...Jeff mumbles he should've won, is she sick of hearing him talk about it?...Jordan says yes he is...Jeff says he's sick of her they go into the candy room...
Candy room - JeJo & Kalia talk game
5:22 - 5:44 PM
Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room to talk game...Kalia is in there, they chat ..
Some chit chat about chapstick, deodorant & lotions and then Kalia asks them about how their jury house was?...Jordan doesn't know because she never was in there Jeff describes it saying it was just a big mansion...Kalia says that Dani said hers was so amazing...Jeff then goes into more detail saying it had a pool with a rock waterslide, a small pitch and putt golf course, a workout room upstairs, a giant kitchen, a giant big screen tv for movies, it had hoops out back too, it had 8 bedrooms...Kalia says Dani said they had a chef & a masseuse Jeff says he doesn't know everything because he wasn't in there that long, he thinks they did say they had a chef come in at one point...
Game talk commences and it's very difficult to hear at times, the whispering is incredible!...
Short hammock time
7:30 - 7:33 PM
Jordan joins Jeff in the hammock and they have a short talk between palm trees...Jordan asks what's on Jeff's mind?...Jeff says "nothing, same thing"...Jeff is bummed...
Jordan says she just has to talk to Adam and make sure she has his vote...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she has to make sure he's good, others are hanging around them to make sure they don't talk and Rachel keeps looking at her (it's Jordan vs Brendon on the block)...more silence & feeds switch…
Jeff liked Jordan’s bangs
9:23 - 9:26 PM
Jeff and Adam are talking about the veto comp...Jordan is sitting by them fussing with her hair and pulling the front wisps forward...Jeff looks at her and says "you should've cut bangs...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "I like your bangs?"...Jordan says "you did?"...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "I knew you said you did...I felt like I looked weird with them"...Jordan fusses some more saying it looks funny with this part...Adam and Jeff talk about hair and then Shelly comes over saying Jordan would look really good with her hair parted down the middle...Jeff says that Jordan never changes her hairstyle ever...Shelly says she should try while she's in here...Jordan says she has a cowlick but 2 years ago when she had bangs they were thin, this time they would have to be thick...Shelly bets it would look good because of her face...Jeff says "she looked good, I have a picture and it's good"...Jordan goes on to describe how hard her bangs were to style and what they were like…
Adam Levine - relax
9:31 PM
Jordan is talking to Shelly about the show "The Voice", they both agree Christiina Aguilera looks trashy and harsh...Shelley says she loves the guy from Maroon 5 Adam Levine, she loves him
Jordan says he's very nice looking...Jeff, who is sitting next to Jordan eating, without skipping a beat, says "relax"
Let it cool down hug
10:07 - 10:09 PM
Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table, she goes over to the stove to get her slop creation...Jeff, who has sat on the counter says "wait, love, let it cool down"...Jordan walks over to where Jeff is and says "sorry"...she pats Jeff's legs and rubs them...Jeff says to let that stuff cool down, she was going to burn her face off...they hug...
Jeff says "love, look at my hands"...Jordan says it looks bad...Jeff says they're like little silly putty's in there...Jordan says she has callouses too...Jordan walks away...
Drunk after BB11
10:28 PM
Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are chatting in the kitchen...Kalia says their tolerance for wine and liquor gets really low in the BB house...Jeff says you get fu**ed up when you get out of there...Kalia says "I bet"...
Jeff says to Jordan that the one night they got out of there, he drank a bunch of beers and he was "roped"...Jordan says "you mean that night we were..."
Jeff says "no, yeah, well that night too"
Jordan says "me and him were both whirrrrr"
Jeff says "that was like the 2nd or 3rd night"
Jordan says "2nd night"...giggle
Jeff says "yes!"
Jordan says "I remember that easily"
Kalia says "you're like, that's when I knew"
Kalia says she's going to a bar immediately...Jordan says she's going to a Mexican restaurant, Jeff's either coming with her or she's going without him...
Jordan feels bad Part 1
11:57 PM
Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room to talk...Jeff says "just relax for a fu**ing minute"...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "no, me, everyone"...Jordan says that's what happens when you're trapped in here...Jordan notices Jeff's leg looks bad...Jeff says it's just a scrape, his hands hurt more...Jordan says she feels bad, she feels trapped, she feels bad for everybody...Jeff says Dani is going a little crazy storming off too...they talk about Rachel being back there because of the comment Dani made...
Jordan says she wishes Jeff had just won (the POV) to get it overwith, ykwim?...Jeff knows what she means...Jordan says she doesn't mean it in a bad way, she just feels bad because of what Rachel said, Rachel asked J&J to not turn on Brendon, Jordan told her that she's a target and that J&J never get to see each other and they did this to spend the summer together and that makes her feel like crap, for her to say that it's just nice.
Jeff says they haven't railroaded them...Jordan feels bad...Jeff says they'll take the deal and then railroad it...n
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