July 29
“You’re the one that I want” dance
12:30 AM
Jeff and Jordan are sitting in the LR chatting with the other HG's about carnivals and fun houses...Jeff pulls Jordan's ponytail to get her attention and starts singing "You're the one that I want", he does a little body dance and asks Jordan if she remembers that scene in Grease? (cute!)
Jeff has put his leg up over Jordan's chair, she pats and starts rubbing his leg...they talk about fried food at the fairs...Jordan says the best are funnel cakes...Jeff says funnel cakes are your daily intake of calories Jordan does something that makes Jeff asks what? is that about his toes?...Jordan says no, he has nice feet...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jeff sings "You're the one that I want" and he does his little dance again, he says "remember when they were holding their jeans?"...Jordan giggles
Jeff fake humps Jordan
1:34 AM
Jeff walks over to Jordan and fake humps her by the fridge.
Jordan tells Jeff she made his bed for him Jeff makes a pouty face (because she's a HN)
JeJo Rachel & Porsche strategy session
1:35 - 1:48 AM
Jeff and Jordan head to the purple room...Jeff is doing a little sweeping of the bed when Rachel joins them and they strategize over how to approach Dani...Porshce joins a few minutes later...game talk continues…
Kitchen butt grab
1:35 AM
Jordan grabs Jeff's butt...(38 times and counting )...they decide to go to the purple room...
JeJo are confused
2:33 - 2:36 AM
Feeds switch to the candy room...Porsche is sitting on JeJo's bed telling them about Rachel's meeting with Dani...Jeff is confused, he says it's too much telephone, he doesn't even want to talk about to be honest with her, he doesn't even know what's going on...Porsche mumbles something and then asks if they care if she's going to bed? do they want to talk?...Jordan says she's fine, they're just going to lay there...Brendon pops in asking if they're going to bed?...Jeff and Jordan say no, they're just laying there...Brendon whispers to Porsche about the same thing then Brendon says to JeJo that he doesn't even know, Dani is still the same, she hasn't changed so he doesn't know where they're at...they all giggle and say Brendon gave them the short version...Jeff says wtf is everyone talking about? they're going up and we'll talk tomorrow, everyone is being weird...Brendon says that Porsche had him all freaked out with thinking Dani overheard...Jeff says he told Porsche what the hell was she talking about?...Porsche asks "you don't think so?"...Brendon doesn't think so...Jeff says to not talk about it...Jordan says Rachel got nowhere?...Brendon says if she wants to put them up, put them up and then she'll be gone at the 1st opportunity, it's not rocket science LOL
Brendon says if she chooses to turn on the 4 people that had her back then so be it so whatever...Porsche says there's a way longer version that's way more confusing...Jeff says he didn't understand what the f**k Porsche was saying...Brendon says goodnight and leaves...Jordan says "I still don't get what's going on"...Jeff says "me neither" LOL Silence and then feeds switch
Jordan can smell it or use it/goodnight kiss
3:48 - 4 AM
The feeds follow Rachel & Porsche who are walking from the bathroom to the HN room where Jeff and Jordan are hanging out with Adam...Jeff bugs Porsche about what she had been babbling about before, that didn't make any sense & when she still can't explain what she was talking about, Jeff looks at Jordan with this face
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haha
Jeff comments that it's chilly in the room...Adam is bouncing a ball around the room...Rachel comes in and they giggle at her lisp (from her retainer)...Jeff gets up and leaves the room...he comes back in with his hoody for Jordan and she says "aww thanks"...Jeff lays it on her pillow very neatly and says "now you can smell me or you can use it"
Jeff then changes his mind about something, picks up the hoody, smells it and walks out again...FISH...when the feeds return Jeff's hoody is back on Jordan's pillow and they are all laughing about the movie Billy Madison...FISH...movie talk...FISH...more movie talk...FISH...Triumph the Insult Dog talk...Adam gets in trouble from BB for propping the door open, he shuts it...FISH...they talk about the Elf costume and more goofy movie and Chris Farley talk...FISH...
Jeff squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says "you going to bed?"...Jeff says "I'm thinking about it"...Jordan sits up and says "ok goodnight"...they giggle about Brendon's gross toe and then Jordan pulls on Jeff's arm to let him know that she wants to kiss him...they kiss goodnight
Adam says goodnight...they start discussing Brendon's toe and then the feeds reset…
Jeff’s aspirations/JeJo in LA
4:03 - 4:11 AM
JeJo, Brenchel & Porsche continue talking in the HN room after the feeds reset...Jordan asks why does everybody that is on BB moves out to LA wanting to be actors and models?...Jeff says "that's the only reason why I don't want to move back here"...Brendon says "you don't wanna be that guy"...Jeff says "I fu**ing don't wanna be that guy"...Jeff says that the production company he works for, that he did that thing for tells him to come out there so they can have him all the time...
Rachel says if you want to be a legit actor or a legit host or something, she gets it, move to LA because that's where the jobs are...Jeff says if he moves he'll be one of "those guys" and he can't stand those guys...Brendon says Jeff has hosting experience now, he hosted his own show, it's different, Rachel talked about doing something along those lines but more science oriented, you put together a hosting reel for hosting jobs not acting jobs...
Rachel says if he's legit and it's what he's always wanted to do, who cares what other people think...Jeff says he's over that but it's people asking him why he's doing that...Brendon says he has a different story...Rachel says others do it for fame, he's doing it for a job...Brendon says c'mon they're all doing BB for half a million dollars, he's going this so he can pay off bills for the next 5 years...Jeff says that'd be so sweet...Jordan says pay for your wedding & honeymoon...
Brendon says if Jeff has the opportunity to transition into something real then do it, get an agent that focuses on hosting type jobs not acting...Jeff says he already met with agents out there...Rachel asks if Jeff wants to do acting?...
Jeff says he likes hosting and would love to get into production because you can't be on camera forever, he'd love to be on camera but as long as he's in the business, he doesn't need to be, he doesn't think he'll ever be an actor because he's not the best actor, he'll take small roles and commercials, things like that, he did that his whole life but if he could get into some production things and get a job in the business, he'd like that too because sales is not what he's meant to do, it's not for him, he knows 100% he doesn't want to do that and he knows he loves this business...
Brendon says he has a good opportunity to transition but he has to strike while the iron is hot...Jeff says it's VERY hard to transition from reality because people give you no respect, he does have other opportunities to do that so he knows it's a little different for him...
Brendon says in LA you have to treat it like it's a full time job...Jeff knows...Rachel asks if Jeff's been doing it a long time?...Jeff says since he graduated college, 10 years but he's always worked...Rachel says he's not "that guy"...Jeff knows but...Brendon says he knew he liked science, psychics but he needed to figure out exactly what he wanted to do and Jeff does too...
Jeff says BB did open a lot of doors, he did small stuff but it did open doors for him so he's thankful for that Rachel says he's great on camera so he'll go far...Jeff says "like I said, I don't need to be on camera"...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "we'll see, we'll see what happens, first things first...."
Brendon says first thing is one of them needs to win BB...Jeff says "let's focus at the task at hand"...Jordan says "then he's got to figure out what to do with me" Jeff closes his eyes and sighs...shoot me now LOL
Jordan giggles...Rachel says "move to Santa Monica Jordan, we can hang out all the time!"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "if one of us win, we can get a little pad by the beach, that's what I really want to do"...Jordan says "we'll all be like roomies!"...
Jeff says no matter what if he does come back there he's living by the beach, he knows it will be a tough commute because all his work would be in Hollywood but not necessarily because his production company is out of Santa Monica...Brendon says Santa Monica is great too...Jeff says the production company is based there...Brendon says anywhere else gets pricy, you can find reasonable places there...Jeff likes it and it's not bad driving in, it gets fu**ed up right by the highway...Brendon says you just learn the times, it took Rachel awhile but she learned it now...
Rachel says to Jordan that it will be fun because Porsche will be out there too Jordan laughs...Jeff says the whole BB13 crew...Brendon says he'll see them one Saturday a month...
Jordan says "I mean, I am ready for a change, I just gotta..." Rachel says she knows it's hard but once she comes out there she'll be fine...Jordan says "well the part of me is I get scared cuz like, being away from my family and stuff and then like I'm like scared I'll come out here and I don't wanna do any of that stuff, you know like what he wants to do, I wanna do something opposite, I'm scared I'll be like lonely and won't have any friends"...Rachel says she'll be her friend cuz she doesn't have any friends, they'll be friends, that'll be awesome...Jeff says to just call anyone from BB, they're all out there...Porsche & Rachel says they can all hang out & be friends...Jeff gets up saying for them not to get crazy...
Rachel says Jordan can get a job in a salon...Jordan says she has to get a real job...Rachel says a real, real job?...Jordan says she wants a real, real job...Jeff says "alright love ♥ " and kisses her goodnight...Rachel asks Jordan what she wants to do?...Jordan says "it's not acting and it's not hosting, it's the opposite of him, I want a 9 to 5 job"...Rachel asks what she wants to do?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just wants a 9 to 5 job...Jeff says "in a cubicle?" (with all due respect to Jordan, there are thousands of jobs that fall between acting/hosting and a "9 to 5 job"...she has a myopic view of the whole thing IMO and therefore is limiting her amazing potential...or maybe she does just want a 9 to 5 job...)
Rachel says that Jordan should get a job on Wilshire near where they live and they could have lunch everyday...giggles...Jeff smiles and says that you do bond when you're in the HN room...Jeff goes to leave and Jordan says "goodnight lover"...
HN room - Jeff wakes up Jordan
11:57 AM - 12:01 PM
Jeff walks into the HN room...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "how'd you sleep?"...Jordan says "it's not that bad"...
Jeff asks if she slept warm?...Jordan says "mmm...I smell your cologne" Jeff asks if that makes her happy?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if it's overcast?...Jeff says no, it's nice and cool...Jeff says he's sore...Jordan too...Jeff says his hip is bruised from hitting that thing, he kept bashing it...Jordan says Jeff did good...Jeff yawns...Jordan says she has to go outside and shave her legs...Jeff nods and smiles...Jordan asks if Jeff is bored?...Jeff says no, he just woke up...Jordan asks if Jeff went back to bed after she saw him in the bathroom?...Jeff chuckles saying no, that was 5 minutes ago Jordan says her hair is greasy...silence and then Jordan asks if Jeff is going outside?...Jeff says yes...Jordan asks what Jeff cooked himself?...
Jeff smiles knowing Jordan is not listening and says "Love ♥, I just told you I got up 5 minutes ago, I went outside, it's cool not overcast , I just told you" Jordan says she slept through the music...Jeff says she didn't hear "Push It"?...Jordan asks that's what they played? she didn't even get up to change her battery, she slept through the whole thing...palm trees...Jeff says his shoulders are sore...palm trees...
Quick love touch
2:07 PM
Jeff is over by the stove area in the kitchen...Jordan wanders in...Jeff says "love" and they meet and share a quick touch while talking about the gross seaweed
Suntanning - BB11 finale & ATWFF
3:52 - 3:57 PM
Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are suntanning...they are talking game about Dani...Jeff says if Brenchel go up, they have to send Rachel home...Jordan says oh, yeah, it would be another guy, they'd do good, Shelly would have their back, they'd have Adam...Jordan feels like if they can just get past this week, they'll be good...Jeff says if they get past it, they'll have no reason to complain anymore because this way one of them will be locked up in that house, they can't be little whores
Jordan giggles and says "me!? you"...Jeff says this way Jordan will feel good, she can't talk to him but she'll know he'll be locked up...Jordan says yeah, wouldn't he feel the same way if she went home and he was here until September?...Jeff says "yeah, I wouldn't like it because your mind goes cuckoo in here"...Jordan says "yeah and then you're thinking, like oh, did she just forget about me?"...Jeff says "yeah, what do you mean, I thought about that last year (time) when I was gone for 8 days at the finale and I went to hug you and you pushed me down the stairs" (aww) ...Jordan giggles saying "I didn't!"...Jeff says "yes you did! I was like omg, that was so phony, she just used me for half a mil"...Jordan says "no I didn't"...Jeff imitates how Jordan was pushing her shorts down and she pushed him aside...Jordan says her pants were too tight...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she got fat...Jeff says "you got a fat head and forgot about me"...Jordan says "no"...
Jordan asks if Jeff ever thought about that on ATW?...Jeff asks what?...Jordan says "being gone that long?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "you didn't?"...Jeff says "I talked to you all the time"...Jordan knows but still...Jeff says he was working...Jordan says "that's true"...Jeff says most of the places she would like but some of the places he just couldn't have her there...Jordan says "what do you mean!?"...Jeff says it was hard enough and with her there crying about something it would make it 3 times as hard...Jordan says "ahh, you make it sound like I'm a brat"...Jeff says "listen that was my job, I had to do something, I didn't want to worry about you, I wanted to worry about my performance and how I did, I didn't want to worry about "are you ok sleeping next to a pig" and I want to worry about my job not about if you're ok"...Jordan says "ok, I didn't know that's what you meant"...
Suntanning - vacay, prizes & don’t change kiss
3:57 - 4:07 PM
Suntanning chat continues...Jordan says she's serious, when they get out of there, let's go on a vacay...Jeff says let's win a couple more prizes...Jordan says if it's a comp where there are prizes they can get some...Jeff says they can steal some, the combination of the two of them will take all the prizes, he'll take the cash, she can take the vacay but actually she'll take the cash so that it doesn't look like he's taking too much...they start talking to Adam about the dancing elves on jib jab LOL
Jordan asks if Jeff will make her chicken parmesan when she's off slop?...Jeff says yeah, he'll make the breaded kind...Jordan asks if Jeff saw all the slop Brendon made? what is the muscle milk for?...Jeff says protein, she should drink some...Jordan says her stomach was growling at night...they whisper about Dani and nominations...Jordan says her arms are so sore today...Jeff says her right bicep and shoulder hurt...Adam is hurting too...Jeff says he's not working out today...silence...
Jordan whispers to Jeff if it would be best if Dani put up Jeff and Brendon or Brenchel?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he doesn't want to know...Jordan says if she does Brenchel then if one of them wins they'll take only one off but if it's Jeff and Brendon and Rachel wins, she'll take Brendon off and Dani will put up Jordan vs Jeff
Jeff doesn't think there's a difference, it will flip flop no matter what happens now, no matter who's up one of the couples will be split up...Jordan says if Jeff leaves...Jordan trails off here...Jeff asks if he's red?...Jordan says no, he looks tan...Jordan wants to change into something nicer, so they don't look like bums...Jeff says so when he gets nominated it looks like he cares?
Jordan puts her top and shorts on and says she's done laying out...Jeff says he's done with her ...Jordan inches closer and Jeff says "noooh, you go home"...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to? she'll go home before Jeff...Jeff says he'll fu**ing fight her...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheeks...Jordan says if she stays she might just slide right through...Jeff knows and says for sure she will, loser Jordan repeats she'll go home if he wants her too...Jeff says she's not going home, neither are going home, he's gonna win that (V sign with his hand for veto)...Jordan says good job...they kiss...
Adam says "awwww"...Jordan says "I'm gonna go change"...Adam says "Jordan, don't you ever change"...Jeff aww's Jordan says that's so sweet...Jeff says for her to get out of there now lol...Jordan says to Adam that she likes him more and more the more she gets to know him...Jeff says it's the elf costume LOL
From the HN room to the purple room
8:06 PM
Jordan is in the HN room with Brendon, they have been chatting...Brendon decides to try and nap...Jordan asks where Jeff went, the bathroom? and right after that Jeff walks in and lays down next to Jordan...
Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go to the purple room so Brendon can have quiet...Brendon says it's fine...Jeff says why don't they go into his room?...Jordan says that's what she meant...Jeff says she did? by the purple room she meant his room?...Jordan says she meant the sheets...Jeff chuckles saying sure she was, why can't she admit she was wrong? he wants to hear it...Jordan admits she was wrong Jeff says "you're smart, I'm dumb"...Jordan says Porsche is in there sleeping isn't she?...Jeff asks Jordan to check it out...Jordan goes to check...Jeff says he's bushwhacked, he wants to pass out until tomorrow, what are they going to do drive themselves bananas?...Brendon agrees...Jordan comes back saying Porsche is in there so they should go to the purple room, for Jeff to grab a blanket...they leave...
Purple room - a big bed/what are you looking at
8:08 - 8:15 PM
Jeff and Jordan head to the purple room....they lay down and get comfy each wrapped in their own blanket...Jeff says "I'm telling you I want a bed this big" Jordan says "well get one"...Jeff says "we can get one like this"...Jordan says she can special order one, they can get one easily this big cuz he could have his own space and she could have hers, you could actually hold your hands and legs out in a V...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says a big flat screen tv?...Jeff says yeah, you press a button and it comes up over there...Jordan says if there's a flat screen tv as a prize she'll grab it...
Jeff says does Rachel think if he wins the veto he'll use it?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he's not using the veto, he'll tell Dani there deal is good, he knows Rachel is going to use that against them...they continue whispering game...Jordan says Shelly told Dani that if Dani got rid of Jeff then she wouldn't get America's choice in jury...Jeff says if he makes it through this week he's putting up Dani, he giggles and says he might have to backdoor her if he wins veto...more game whispering...
Jeff says something about Jordan maybe going up and then Jordan says "what if I go home?"...Jeff says he wouldn't let her...Jordan says no, she doesn't care, she'd be fine...Jeff says "what did I just tell you?"...Jeff says he doesn't need to play devil's advocate, if it wasn't right he wouldn't put her up, he wouldn't suggest that so don't says "I don't care", don't even talk like that, he'll go up before her, if he goes up he's going home, if she goes up she stays, that's just being real but he'll go up, he doesn't care...
Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff asks what?...Jordan keeps looking...Jeff asks "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "I'm not looking at anything, I'm looking at you, what's wrong with you?"...Jeff says "nothing, you're staring at me like a yo-yo"...Jeff says "I'll go up then"...Jordan says "no!"...Jeff says "don't sell me (saying) I don't care if I go home"...Jeff asks again "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "you, you're being...your comments are kinda rude"...Jeff says "really? I said that I'll go up"...Jordan says "it's the way you do things"...Jeff says "it's the way you do things, listen, don't tell me you,re not puppy dogging it right now, I'll go up, forget it"...Jordan says "no! tell her I will"...quiet and Jeff sighs...
Rachel joins them saying she was in the DR, she's sniffling and sad...Jeff says to take a nappy...Rachel says yeah, for the rest of the night and she leaves...
Give me one kiss
8:15 PM
As soon as Rachel leaves the purple room Jeff and Jordan look at each other and Jeff playfully slaps Jordan's face...
Jordan points to her face wanting a kiss...
Jeff points to his lips wanting a kiss...
Jordan says "no, gimme a kiss"...Jeff says "give me one"...Jordan says "no, you give me one"...Jeff says "give me one"...Jordan starts to protest but Jeff draws a line and says he'll meet her there (smile from Jeff)...Jordan lifts up her head and says c'mon...they kiss...
Purple room - Jordan farts/Dani game talk
8:16 - 8:28 PM
JeJo have just kissed...Jeff points out he went "that" much further (while drawing a line) than she did...Jordan starts laughing because she farted Jeff pulls the blanket over his head saying he doesn't want to talk to her...Jordan says she did a dutch oven...she starts trying to air it out saying the slop irritates her stomach...
Jordan keeps giggling while Jeff says "dude, you're gross"...Jordan says her stomach is upset...Jeff says "uhhh, I think it's coming through!"...Jordan laughs...Jeff wants the spray...Jordan says it's in the room...Jeff sits up with his hand over his face now...Jordan says it does, it stinks...Jordan says she definitely needs to shower tonight...Jeff says she needs to clean up her pants...more laughing...
Dani walks in saying she put their keys in last because she didn't want people thinking they made a deal...Jordan asks her to shut the door and apologizes it for stinking, she pooted, the slop gives him gas...they start talking game and scenarios for what would happen if they (B&R) win the veto...Dani says if she puts up Jordan then she would stay, they have the votes and no matter what happens one of them is going home, it might be a risk to put Jeff up and she legitimately doesn't want either going home...Jeff reassures Dani they're taking the deal and they're good...Dani says she wants them to know she's not coming after them by putting the key in last it was just to show that she's not in tight with them...Jeff and Jordan admit they thought they might be nominated and Jordan didn't even want to know...Dani giggles...
Dani says even with her talk with Rachel she was still lying to her so how could they mend fences and have trust again?...Jeff says he told Brendon to win the veto and play nice...Dani says no matter who wins Brendon will go home and Rachel will stay because he wants her to stay in the game...Jeff says he told them he's so BB'ed out, he told them to just relax...Dani agrees there's been so much game talk the last 3 days...they talk about Shelly a little...Dani says she just wanted them to know she has no intentions of being sneaky "this week"...they laugh over her adding "this week"...Dani says shut up, they know what she means...Jordan says thank you though...they all agree they're cool and Dani says sorry for scaring them...Dani leaves saying they'll talk after veto too...Jeff asks to leave the door open to air the room out a bit...
Jeff asks Jordan to not fart again, if she does warn him or get the spray...Jeff thinks Jordan is getting ready to do it again...Jordan promises she's not but she did sit up because she thought she'd squeeze one out...Jeff chuckles...Jordan says the slop upsets her stomach...Jeff says he knows, he farts 800 times a day, he's not mad at her but hers are something fierce...
Breakdown from Jeff: if Jeff farts at least 20 times a day, if you put them all together that's one of Jordan's farts
Jordan says "nooo, my farts aren't that bad"...Jeff asks when did she ever run from one of his farts?...Jordan says that one time...Jeff says when his stomach is upset but on a daily basis he just fires them...Jordan says hers are messed up from slop...Jeff say they're grosso...Jordan asks if Jordan is grossed out by her?...Jeff says no...
Back to game talk...Jeff is almost stunned at the Dani transformation but feels they are safe...Jordan too, she feels like the talk they had is honest...Jeff giggles to himself saying he feels bad if he has to backdoor her...they look at the funny artwork...Jeff hopes they're around until the fortune teller starts talking...Jordan wants Jeff to predict when they might have another prize comp...Jeff says 10G's is pretty good, they didn't even have one of those on their season...Jeff says not for a little bit...Jordan is glad Jeff got it...Jeff says he ignores it whenever it's brought up...Jeff wonders how the fortune teller will talk...
Jordan makes a E.T. type voice and then says Shelly does the best E.T. voice...Jeff asks "do you think I was like out of town on business when she did it?" LOL Jordan was just redoing it how she does...Jeff says he knows, he lives here with her, he doesn't leave Jordan has another one cooking...Jeff asks Brendon to bring the spray from the bathroom...Brendon asks if it's that bad?...Jeff says Jordan's ass needs a colonic Jordan farts again...Brendon says "damn Jordan" LOL
Jeff covers up again and says they go through the cloth, he asks why she's waving it around in his face...Brendon brings the spray and Jordan sprays saying it doesn't stink anymore...Jordan makes fun of how Jordan waves around the spray...Jordan lays back down...
Purple room - waterslides/Jordan win again?/Jedi drilling
8:28 - 8:54 PM
They continue chatting...Jeff wants to go down a waterslide RANDOM Jordan says that would be fun...Jeff says at her house? the one him and Peyton went down 800 times...they talk about watersliding with a raft or tube...Jordan does a little imitation of Peyton on the waterslide and Jeff sarcastically says "really" (inside joke...)
Jordan says Jeff is being a butthole...Jeff says he is, he's just getting stir crazy that's all...Jordan says her too and she can't eat...Jordan holds Jeff's arm...Jeff says he's not crabby, just stir crazy, smart alecky and a butthole, she's right and he's tired...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and smiles...Jeff just wants to pass out...Jordan says he shouldn't, it's 8, he should go to sleep at midnight...Jeff says at home, on a Friday...Jordan says he'd be at the restaurant...Jeff says no, he doesn't feel like it tonight LOL Jordan says he'd be at home watching FNL...Jeff says it's over but anyways he'd watch some tv, sleep, wake up early on Saturday with a spring in his step, a little golf and some beers, bbq at night, get silly...Jordan says "with Barry and then call me when you're singing and drunk"
Jeff says for sure...back to game talk...Jeff says Jordan has a chance to win again...Jordan says that would be good...Jeff says no shit, it would be good, it's just insane...Jeff takes off his one sleeve so Jordan can rub better...Jeff says no one is going to get her out, they'll all pick off each other and she'll be in the final 2...Jordan says that would be funny, wouldn't he be happy?...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know what he'd want this time though, something big...Jordan says they'd go to Europe...feeds go to control room
Jeff says anyways they'll just pick a game, they'll see the Panthers schedule unless they're not playing...Jeff says that might be a question, it was a luxury comp before...Jeff says he doesn't know BB people though, he'd like to meet Boogie, he seems funny...Jordan says Will too...they talk about Chilltown a little more...Jeff didn't know who they were, Jordan too...Jordan didn't know who Janelle was either...Jeff says he only knows her from seeing All Stars...Jeff says they need to start going over their POV's and HOH's on a regular basis so in case he leaves Jordan knows it all like last time...jedi drilling commences...this goes on for 10 minutes or so...they clearly need to study more but they are getting there...
JeJo BR play fighting
10:37 - 10:41 PM
Jeff comes out of the stall...they both can't believe it's 10:30...Jeff says today was like...Jordan says "what a day"...Jeff says "what a waste of a day, what the hell did I do?"...
Jeff grabs Jordan, pushes her down and tries to drown her ...then pins her down and tickles her...Jordan protests Jayeffff!...Jeff says "stop it"...Jordan tries to do something but Jeff fake slaps her then starts tickling her again...Jordan pretends to choke him while he makes that hideous face LOL
They laugh...Jordan says Jeff is so mean...the FACE again...Jeff asks why Jordan puts her mouthpiece on over her whitestrips...Jordan says it makes it feel better...Jeff asks if all that drool on her mouth makes her feel better?
More playfighting and laughter...Jeff points and says "that's enough" then keeps doing it LOL Jordan bonks her head and Jeff asks if she's alright?...Jordan says no...Jordan tries to tickle Jeff on his neck, he says he's not ticklish but Jordan goes in for the neckage and he squirms a little...more banter, Jordan says she's bored and then they finally finish up with Jordan saying "you smell like fish"
Jordan asks if she really makes that face, the one when he was choking her?...Jeff doesn't know, he was just busting her balls...Jeff uses mouthwash and then farts...someone asks from the kitchen if that was Jordan?...Jordan says no, that was Jeff...Jeff heads out of the bathroom saying no, that was Jordan, she's disgusting...Jordan runs after Jeff saying no, she didn't! giggle
Butt grab & cute fight
10:41 PM
Jeff and Jordan come out of the bathroom after their bantering is done, there's some debate over who was farting (it was Jeff)...Jeff blames it on Jordan, did they see the way she was walking?...Jordan says she walks like that all the time but she does walk funny...Jeff walks by Jordan and she grabs his butt
Cam 2
Jeff imitates how Jordan walks and giggles...Jordan points out how she pronates her feet...they banter a little more over Jordan being mean lately and how Big Jeff doesn't take any shit Jeff starts to walk away but stops to look at Jordan...Jordan asks who he thinks he is?...Jeff doesn't say anything...Jordan says for Jeff to go, go in there...Jeff says he's going in the LR with all his friends...Jordan says "no friends"...Porsche says that was the cutest fight ever
Jeff smelled like fish love
10:45 PM
Jeff is laying on the couch in the LR...Shelly walks by saying it's weird not having money for 30 days...Jeff says yeah...Jordan walks in...Jeff says "LOVE! ♥ "...Jordan says "no don't talk to me!"...Jeff says why?...Jordan sits on the back of the couch and says that Jeff was making fun of the way she walks...Jeff says he wasn't, he was trying to walk like her...Kalia walks in and asks what they're doing?...Jeff says they're hanging out in the front room...Kalia asks the French room, the French living room?...Jeff says the front room...Kalia says Oh! the front room...Jordan says they have the air cranking right now...Kalia asks if Jeff has cologne on?...Jeff says he did in the bathroom, Jordan told him he smelled like fish...Jordan says he did...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "no love!"♥ ...they continue chatting with Kalia…
LR chat - random topics
10:46 - 11:21 PM
Jeff and Jordan chat with Kalia in the LR...Lawon joins later as does Adam and then Dani...random topics including teeth whiteners, the live show, Jordan getting nervous for the live shows, Jeff was ramble city, Adam does his little elf dance...a lot of airline talk including flight times to LA, Kalia bringing her dog onboard, Jordan paying over $100 for her bag being overweight, airports, Virgin Airlines being the bomb, discussing what the POV might be and punishments, TAR contestants JJ met and cheesy reality shows.
Cheesy pasta kiss
11:55 PM
Jordan has been sitting in the LR chatting with Dani, Kalia & Lawon, she gets up and heads to the kitchen where Jeff is getting himself another bowl of pasta...Jeff sees Jordan coming and says "Love!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "I didn't come over there on purpose"...Jordan says "no, you're fine"...Jeff says he doesn't want her seeing him eat this cheesy pasta...kiss
Jeff says "plus I don't want to smell your farts" Jeff sits down to eat…
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