October 30 JeJo are sidelines again at the Carolina Panthers game

August 30 Jordan rallies for Jeff to stay 12-12:12am Jeff keeps creating the pizza and Jordan keeps eating her chips...BB asks Michele to go put on her mic so she leaves to go find it...Jeff looks back at Jordan and widens his eyes...(clearly saying wtf is up with her?)...Jeff mumbles that everybody's got the munchies uh?...Michele talks about the weird prizes you get in Cracker Jack boxes...   Jeff humors her for a second and then hones right in on Jordan...he leans over the counter and says "you're going to town on those chips"...Jordan keeps chewing and nods...Jeff gives her the sweetest smile… Jordan puts the bag of chips away and looks at Jeff...Jeff keeps looking at her intently...Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothin'...Jordan looks to the side while Jeff scrunches up his nose in a playful way...Jordan looks at Jeff and says what?...Jeff laughs and says he was just fu**ing with her and walks to tend to the pizza... Michele is chewing her Cracker Jack's loudly and says you look bummed Jordo...Jordan says she's fine...Jeff says she looks bummed...Jordan says she's fine...Jeff spins the spice bottle on the counter over and over and then looks at Jordan's sad face again, he starts tapping the bottle loudly on the counter...no reaction from Jordan...Jeff says he's going to put the bottle down before he breaks it. Michele, again trying to engage Jeff, throws some Cracker Jack's at Jeff, she misses, he doesn't even see it, then she throws another one and says I got you. Jeff ignores Michele again and goes right to Jordan, leans over the counter again and looks at her...Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothin', you're just so bummed...Jordan is clearly bummed...Michele sits down near Jordan and keeps chewing loudly UGH...Jeff says I know, I know and he walks to the bathroom...Jordan goes back to eating chips. Michele tells Jordan that if she doesn't win HOH next week she's probably going to the jury next week...Jordan says she's probably going this week...Michele says no, if Nat wins, she's going home (right! lol) Jordan says she's going home (wrong!) Jeff walks back into the kitchen...Jeff says the thing is nobody is going home, we're going to the jury house. Jordan says "between me and Jeff, vote for Jeff because..." Jeff says to Jordan, shut up, eat your chips...Jordan shushes Jeff and says he made better moves than me...Jeff mutters "Jordan"...Michele says it's not up to her anymore, it's up to them two outside...Jordan says she's just telling her to vote for Jeff, her and Jeff can make it far...Michele says they have all made it far, there's only not many weeks left. Jeff sits himself down on the counter...Jordan comes around to get a drink saying if Michele is smart, keep Jeff...Jordan says she's dead serious...Jeff says "alright Jordan, enough"...Jordan says she's being honest...Michele says she appreciates it, thank you...Jeff says me too, but enough... Jordan says she's serious, she even told Michele today at the pool, Kevin goes up against anybody, Kevin is going to win (right!) because everybody likes Kevin and Kevin is funny and America will vote Kevin if it's a tie and if anyone is against Natalie, she will win so if it's y'all two it's an even platform because y'all have an even amount of enemies...Jeff laughs and says it's not about liking them, it's about who do you despise less, that's great. Jordan says they have done the most...Jeff says he was just laughing because with them (K&N) it's who likes you more and with us (J&M) it's about who hates you less...Jordan says y'all have won the same amount of stuff so it will be an even platform, she pours Jeff some soda...Jordan keeps going and Jeff says to take it easy...he appreashes... Jordan says she's just saying if y'all want to win, she walks past Jeff and Jeff pinches her cheek and kisses her forehead as she walks by. :) Jordan says she's just looking out and sits back down....BB admonishes Jeff saying "no climbing!" wtf?? Jordan says huh?...Jeff says "I can't sit on here? wow, I felt like I got yelled at"...Jordan keeps saying that anybody that goes up against them two is going to lose, guaranteed, she'll put her money on that...Jeff says she's throwing around her money these days. They start talking about jury votes, last season's outcome...Jordan says if Michele is smart she will vote to keep Jeff...Michele asks Jordan if she will hold it against her if Jordan stays?...Jordan says no...Jordan repeats what she said about it being an even platform...Jeff says alright, is she done?...Jordan says no and keeps going...Jeff says we got it!...Jordan says she's just being honest...Jeff says he gets it, what is she getting mad about?...Jordan says don't get mad at me...Jeff says I said thank you, I'm not mad, I just said thank you 5 times...Jordan says she's just saying they will progress further if he stays and they are together...they continue talking game .... Awkward Kitchen talk 12:12-12:24am Jeff, Jordan & Michele continuing talking game in the kitchen...Jordan continues to eat the Baked Lays LOL Jordan says it's between her and Jeff and everyone starts to need thinking (about who to keep) and she says she's done talking...Jeff, who is leaning over the counter says good, how are those chips?  😛 Jordan says good...Jeff says "are you going to eat that pizza?"...Jordan says yes and then she's going to bed...Jordan stuffs her mouth with chips...Jeff looks at her and laughs...Jordan covers her mouth and laughs...Jeff says "did you shove that, did you chew it or shove it down your throat?" LOL Then Jordan, who is clearly still tipsy, opens up and asks Michele why she said she felt betrayed by Jeff & Jordan?...this leads to very awkward conversation between Jordan, Michele & Jeff: Michele says the mood in there just got really bad before nominations, she says she didn't like being called out during the veto ceremony when Jeff was HOH, it wasn't the nicest speech, she felt like Jeff cast her aside when it came to the whole Russell thing, she knew Jeff was looking out for himself for this week, etc...Jeff says that he had to figure out who was the liar, he never really did and Michele could have just as easily been the person that left last week. Jordan says she's an upfront person and she doesn't think she has treated Michele any differently....she keeps grilling Michele...she asks her why she told Kevin to put up her and Jeff up on the block?...Michele says she didn't say it like that, she told him to put them up so that she could win POV and take one of them off and vote out Natalie...Jordan tells Michele again to keep Jeff and go on and win this. Jordan goes on and on and doesn't listen to a word Michele says (problem being that Michele proved herself a liar in the game so why would Jordan believe anything she says let alone the fact she is tipsy and free thinking)...she keeps eating those chips...Jeff is clearly uncomfortable with the discussion and keeps pacing and walking around...Jeff lets Jordan ramble on, she does until Kevin & Natalie come inside and then the chatter dies down and Jordan gets called to the DR… Natalie tells Jeff her version of the truth 12:24-12:34am After Jordan gets called to the DR, Kevin goes upstairs and Michele leaves the kitchen...Natalie tells Jeff that she can't vote for him to stay, she's telling him straight up...Natalie says first off Kevin isn't going to keep him and secondly she doesn't trust Michele...Michele told Kevin that Jeff will come after Natalie next week...Jeff says it isn't true...Jeff tells Natalie if she keeps him, she will have 2 people playing for her because Kevin can't play. Jeff & Natalie go over scenarios and Jeff says do what's best for her...they continue to talk what if's...Jeff says to think about it, they have all week, they go back to getting the pizza out of the oven...as Natalie is getting her slice she says that she would never make a deal with Michele, that's like making a deal with the devil, she learned her lesson with what happened with Chima... Jeff gets his pizza and goes outside… Jeff has grown on Jordan 1:33-1:36am Kevin, Natalie & Jordan are outside talking...Kevin & Natalie have been filling Jordan's head with the illusion that Michele would actually consider taking Jeff off the block with her veto, therefore ensuring Natalie goes up against Jordan with the promise that they would vote out Natalie...clearly that was never going to happen… 😫 Jordan, naturally, is buying it because she wants to keep Jeff at all costs... Kevin & Natalie keep pushing Jordan, convincing her to talk to Jeff about flirting with Michele to ensure she follows through with the ludicrous plan...they spend a lot of time talking game... Jordan admits to them that she can honestly say that Jeff has grown on her because before...Natalie says "are you going to make out with him tonight?" (no worries Natalie, she already did )...Jordan smiles...Natalie says this could be her last opportunity...Jordan says she knows, she told Jeff that if she's up his butt to not get mad because she is spending time with him before he leaves, in case he leaves, but before no, of course not, he's definitely grown on me but moreso he's like a good, good friend...a good, good friend that she would want to, you know... They start wondering where Jeff is? he needs to be on board with this before Kevin talks to Michele...they continue discussing how to go about with the crazy plan... Jeff shows his character 1:36-1:45am Jeff comes out of the DR and joins Jordan, Kevin & Natalie...the first thing he says is "don't even start"...he sits down and Jordan asks Jeff if he wouldn't even try that? (the plan to try and get Michele to use the veto on Jeff) Jeff says no, it's pointless, he's not Russell...Jordan says he's going to piss her off if he doesn't do it...Jeff says he's not going to do it, he's done enough shit in this game, to be honest he's exhausted. Jeff says "use the veto on me, are you fu**ing crazy?"...Jordan says "well then, you're a sorry loser" ouch! ...Jeff says that's cool, sorry loser? are you out of your mind, use the veto on me?...Jordan says Michele probably would...Jeff says "dude, you guys are fu**ed"...Kevin says people have done it before (whatever you just want Jeff to make a fool of himself grrrr) Jeff says for Jordan to tell Michele then...Jordan says "no, Jeff, she likes you"...Kevin says that Michele is in love with you...Jordan repeats herself. Jeff says she won't do it PERIOD Jeff says he's already talked to her about it and Michele told him she's not stupid, of course she's going to keep the veto and use it on herself...Jordan says if Kevin talks to Michele, Jeff has to be on board...Jeff says of course he is, he's not going to say no...Jordan says well then let Kevin try...Jeff says go ahead, he can do whatever he wants to do...Jordan says that means Jeff has to start flirting or do something, Jeff knows she's like "Jeff!" blah blah blah...Jordan says Jeff needs to start kissing her ass. Jeff looks down at the ground and is not amused    Jordan says make her laugh, make her think she has your trust...Jeff says cool, so trick her, take the veto, evict her, another big player and then take it up the ass next week and I go home, why doesn't somebody else evict somebody. Jordan says they're not on the negative train right now...Jeff says he's not either, but he's not on fu**ing Jupiter either, he's on Earth, she should try it...Jordan raises her voice and says "ok, Jeff! listen it's either you or me going home ok, it doesn't help but to try"...Jeff says he has come to terms with it. Jordan says he's being negative...Jeff says he wants an option that is on this planet, someone is going to give away their fu**ing veto?...Natalie & Kevin say it's happened before...Jordan says you have to kiss her ass...Natalie says pretend you're in love with her. (yikes!) Jordan tells Jeff that Michele has more guy friends than girlfriends...Kevin says you know she loves you...Natalie says she cries in the DR over Jeff...Jeff points out again what they are asking of him and then he says he doesn't know if he wants to pursue that avenue...Jordan says why? it's dumb if you don't...Jeff says is it?...Jordan says yes. aaaaaaaand this is why I love Jeff... Jeff says "#1 it will never happen and if she was nice enough to give me the veto I wouldn't stick it back up somebody's ass, other people might, I wouldn't do it"...Jordan tells him to try...Jeff says "I don't give a f**k for 10 million dollars, I'm not going to do that to somebody, money doesn't fu**ing mean everything to me, I'm not going to be like sell myself out, give me the veto and then stick it right back up their ass, that's not who I am, you fu**ing do it, I'm not doing it" Jordan says she would do it but it won't work for her, it has to be him...Jeff says "it's not going to work anyway and if it did, he wouldn't do it, he's telling her right now that he won't, he's not that person, he's not selling out, he keeps his word (jab at Kevin, lol) and sell out, someone gives him a nice gesture and fu**ing put it right back up their ass...no, I don't need the money that bad, so I look like a fu**ing complete asshole?"...Jordan says it's part of playing the game...Jeff says "it's not, it's part of being a huge asshole...so everybody else is happy? he should have won, that's all" Jordan says she thinks Kevin should try...Natalie says drop it Jordan, it's not happening...Kevin says not happening...Jordan insists that they should try...Jeff says they are crazy...Jordan says you don't know that Jeff, she's been crying in the DR about Jeff and she always cares what Jeff says...Jordan, Kevin & Natalie give examples and Jordan says try it just to see...Jeff says to see what? how he can influence someone's mind to f**k over, he already got fu**ed over plenty of times in this game, he doesn't want to do it to everyone else...Jeff says they all got fu**ed over when they didn't win, when he didn't win, they lost, he lost. Jordan asks Jeff if he honestly wouldn't do it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says even if you knew you could stay another week?...Jeff says no. Jeff says he's not going to influence her into giving him the veto and then she gives him a beautiful gesture and he sends her packing...Jordan & Natalie try again, Jeff says she's not going to do that...Jordan says won't Jeff be hitting himself over the head if he doesn't try... Kevin explains how the plan came about, he says it's just an idea. Jordan says why doesn't Jeff try?...Natalie says Jordan...(signalling her to give it a rest)...Jeff says why didn't you (Jordan) try, why didn't you try harder yesterday, I could tell you the same thing...Jordan says she did try...Jeff says why didn't he try harder... Jordan keeps at it but Jeff says for what, to put more blood on his hands, he has fu**ing sent home enough people, they can deal with her now, he's out, good luck. Jeff says they have it this easy now, they should be thanking him...he walks away while Jordan is saying that he's pissing her off, as he walks inside he says that Jordan should be happy that he sent home the fu**ing strongest people in this game... Jeff shows his character - round 2 1:46-1:56am Jeff goes inside to grab a cigarette, then comes back outside and again says don't start...Kevin & Natalie laugh...Kevin says they've dropped it...Jeff says he doesn't think so by the look on Jordan's face...Jordan says she's not done...Jeff says he knows she's not... Kevin leaves to go to the bathroom...Jeff says Jordan wouldn't have the balls to do that either, just so she knows...Jeff says if some guy liked her and she was all sweet talking him, rubbing him...Natalie interrupts saying Michele already fu**ed him over...Jeff says a lot of people fu**ed him over, like the one sitting right there (Kevin), why wouldn't I want to f**k him over? Natalie says that she came up with the plan and told Kevin...Jeff says he wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for him and Kevin wouldn't be sitting where he is right now if not for Jeff...sitting pretty with no blood on his hands and did no work. Jeff says you want me to sweet talk somebody, smooth them over and play with their emotions? Natalie says she did it to keep Jeff here...Natalie says Kevin never did her wrong...Jeff says it's because Kevin never did anything in the game...Natalie says she's really loyal...Jeff says he saved her twice...Natalie says he also put her up...Jeff says knowing she wasn't going home, he saved her twice...Natalie says but Kevin never...Jeff says he's never done anything, that's his whole point, the first chance he got, he fu**ed him, what kind of loyalty is that?...Natalie says the only person she's had is Kevin, she's loyal, her word, blah, blah, blah... Jeff says the plan is impossible, would they sweet talk and play with someone's hair and say what's up? and play with their emotions and get the veto and stick it right back up the guy's ass?...Natalie says Jeff doesn't have to because he doesn't have to vote against Michele...Jeff says she's not that dumb, that's a great plan if someone else does it, he's in...Jeff says they wouldn't do it... They go over who could be going home...Jeff says it's one of them, pick your poison, then stay Jordan, get her vote, he's stuck here, he tried his best, his plans didn't work out, he got fu**ed, he can't do anything anymore, he has no control. Jordan says if he could get Michele to, she only wants it to be her, Kevin & Jeff in the final 3...Jeff says he's not working over her emotions, they could have tried harder in the comp yesterday, how about that? nobody did (yep! including himself)...Jordan says she did...Jeff says how many people do you want him to take out of this game? someone save me... They say Kevin would be taking her out, not Jeff and Jeff says it's semantics, it would be him taking her out...Natalie says would you rather be out, in the jury house...Jeff says there are other avenues to pursue...Jeff says "do that and fu**ing shame myself and next week take it again up the ass if Kevin wins the veto and I lose again and I go home" Natalie says Jeff has 2 shots next week vs. Kevin who only has one...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says why won't you just try it? (stubborn, lol) Jeff says he's not that person, he's not doing it...Jordan says "at all? 100% not doing it"...Jeff says no. Jeff gets agitated saying that Kevin should be selling the story not him, they say Kevin wanted Jeff to be on board...Jeff says it always comes back to him, Kevin is the one selling the story...Jeff says before they get all pissy about him, ask Kevin to ask Michele and if she says go f**k yourself then he doesn't even have a chance. Jordan says she thinks Michele would do it if Jeff was on board...Jeff says he is, give it to me...Natalie says Jeff has to work her...Jeff says Michele is not giving it up...Jeff asks Jordan if she would give up a veto?...Jordan says it would depend how much you trust someone...Natalie says they only thought it would work because it's Jeff and she's in love with him. Jeff gets pensive and quiet and talk turns to laundering Jordan's blanket... Curled up like a ball on Jeff’s lap 1:56-2:03am Jeff is quiet and has his head down...Jordan and Natalie are talking about Jordan's blanket and how to wash it...Jordan reaches over to grab Jeff's arm and he gives her a look...Jordan says not to give him that look...Jeff says they come up with this plan and then he is made out to the bad guy...Jordan says he doesn't look like the bad guy...Jeff laughs and leans back on the chair with his arms folded... Jordan looks at Jeff but Jeff won't even turn his head to give her a glance...Jordan gets up and says she is going to look like a crazy person in her DR's because she's always crying...Jordan tells Jeff she ate the pizza and it was good...Jeff says cheesy. Jordan sits herself down in Jeff's lap and snuggles up to him but Jeff is as stiff as a board, he won't crack a smile... Jordan asks Jeff if she's hurting him...he says no... Jordan gives him a couple of raspberry kisses on the cheek, he's ticklish and says alright... She gives him one more and says "cheer up", she pats him and then gives him a real kiss on the cheek and sits up...Jeff asks if she's going to bed?...she says not yet...she sits on his lap for a bit but they don't speak...Jordan says it's so quiet now...Natalie gets up to leave and Jordan asks her where she's going?...Natalie says inside, probably to bed...Jordan says she'll be there in a little bit... Jeff is quiet and giving Jordan looks and Jordan says Jeff! quit acting...Jeff says why are you acting like that in front of everybody saying do it!?...Jordan says she thinks he should...Jeff says he knows she thinks he should...Jordan says she wants Jeff to be there...Jeff says there's only so much he can do...Jordan says this is his last straw, to try it, why not, why wouldn't he? Jordan says do what you want but she thinks he should try...Jeff says that's great but they should have won the competition, they should have, he should have, they should have won...Jordan says Jeff is giving up...Jeff says not necessarily... Michele walks outside and Jeff warns Jordan to watch what she does...Jordan goes to lean on Jeff again but Jeff says he wants to brush his teeth, they can lay down after, what's the difference...Jordan says forget it, never mind....Jordan lays down on the couch and Jeff goes inside... Jordan tells a story/Jeff tells a story 2:25-2:35am Jordan joins Jeff in bed in the SS room...she asks to use his chapstick...Jeff goes outside the door to put on lotion...they are quiet for a bit and then Jeff says "what's up? why aren't you talking?"...Jordan doesn't know, she puts on her mic to talk... Jordan thanks Jeff for the pizza, saying it was good...Jeff says you're welcome, it was cheesy...Jordan asks Jeff if he had some?...he says yes, a slice of the olive part, he likes the cheese. Jordan asks Jeff if she ever told him about the time when she was a kid she took a big clump of cheese and put it in her mouth and choked on it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says her mom had to stick her hand down her throat and get it out...Jeff giggles and Jordan says she's serious, it was a cheese pizza, she took the whole thing, her sister said look at this and then Jordan said well look at this and she didn't chew it all the way and it got stuck in her throat, her dad was on the phone and her mom was screaming and she had to get it out. Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says her mom reached down Jordan's mouth and got it?...Jordan says her throat and got it, she demonstrates on Jeff and he laughs...he asks how old she was?...Jordan says she was 4 or 3, it was the worst feeling, her heart dropped...Jeff says 4 or 3, you remember that?...Jordan says yep, she couldn't breathe, she was in preschool, she couldn't breathe at all, her dad was screaming on the phone and her mom was panicking so her first instinct was to get it out, she can't believe she did that. Jeff asks what would Jordan do if her daughter was choking?...Jordan says do that and she would be having her husband call 911...Jordan keeps gently rubbing Jeff's hair/head for over a minute... She stops and Jeff looks over at her zoning out and pats her cheek...Jordan laughs and snuggles up close to Jeff, she whispers about the faces in the Alien comp and how it was so much easier seeing the faces in the DR, they looked more familiar...Jeff says that's because you know them... Jordan says she was crying in the DR, she must look psycho...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks she looks psycho?...Jeff says a little bit especially the part where she told him the same story 3 times today. They talk about the alien faces, Jeff says he didn't even know about Russell's scar...Jordan says she knew the one of her and Jeff because of her smile and  one eye was bigger than the other...Jeff says he didn't know that was her other eye, he saw the teeth but didn't know that was her eye...Jordan says her one eye is more slanted than the other...Jeff says it couldn't be that because one eye was normal size and the other was gigantic...Jordan insists her eyes are like the aliens...Jeff disagrees but says because of the size difference he didn't know they were both her eyes. Jordan points out that their alien had Jeff's hair...Jeff didn't even look at that...Jeff says he was a complete idiot, he looked at the pictures and didn't notice anything on anybody, he deserves to go home, that was the worst performance ever...Jordan says "Jeffff" Jordan says she thought she did ok in the competition...Jeff says she wasn't good, she sucked balls LOL...Jordan is offended, lol...Jeff says what? she was laughing at him, what was she doing taking a nap during the competition?...Jordan opens her mouth and says "you hurt my feelings!"...Jeff says she just made fun of him...Jordan says "no I haven't Jeff"...Jeff says she would say "it was your hair, I have a lazy eye, you make it seem like it was a lazy eye, one was gigantic and one was 1 inch"...they laugh...Jeff says you're making fun of me...Jordan says she hasn't made fun of him... Jeff says Jordan made a snack during the competition, just finish it...Jordan says she hasn't made fun of Jeff at all, she has supported him...Jeff says supported me with wisecracks...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what? you can bust on me but I can't bust on you?...Jordan says she hasn't and the eye thing was her...Jeff says this is the part where I tell a story and Jordan listens... Jordan says she does listen, she pulls Jeff closer and hugs him while Jeff tells the story...Jeff says he thought it was Laura at first, he's so dumb and then he thought it's too easy to put me & Jordan (subconciously) so he didn't get it...Jordan says she thought that at first but she put her because of her teeth and she thought Braden but then she thought, no, that's Jeff. Jeff says he's such an idiot, on his own picture he fu**ed up, he's such a yo-yo...Jeff says when you stare at those pictures all day, it's easy but when you're in a competition and you're going home, it's not as easy.... J&J sweet words & kisses 2:36-2:49am Jeff has just finished talking about how much he fu**ed up during the Alien comp, he looks at Jordan who is looking around and not saying anything...he asks her why she is looking around?...Jordan says she wasn't...Jeff says whatever, excuses all day, I lost, no excuses...Jordan blows on his shoulder and looks around again...Jeff says what is she doing that for? doesn't it seem extra bright in there?...Jordan says it seems bigger in there...Jeff says how did that happen? she might just be drunker. 😊 Jordan says she sobered up, she didn't even get that drunk...Jeff says she was a little crunked...Jordan says she was upset...Jeff says and crunk, she's turning on the waterworks in the DR lately...Jordan says she is, she really does look like a crazy person, she's always crying in there now, it's hard not to, it's all in good fun, omg, it probably looks like she is obsessed with Jeff or something...she said it shouldn't be me staying, it should be Jeff, Jeff made all the moves, it sucks if he leaves and everyone else benefits from it, she says they must have quit listening to her...Jeff says they went and made a snack LOL...BB calls them out on the DR stuff...Jeff says they are on it now... Jordan asks if he thinks they won't be so excited?...Jeff says f**k yeah, it's their kid...Jeff jokingly says they would see Jordan and say "what's up Jordan" and walk away...Jeff asks if Peyton will say "Johrdan"?...Jordan says yeah, he'll give her a big hug and say Johrdan, Johrdan and then he'll start off with a story and he'll ask her 100 questions, he wants details, he gets annoying and she gets mad. Jeff gets up to grab some water that is on top of the dresser, when he lays back down he covers them up with the blanket and pulls Jordan in real close...Jeff says "Johrdan"...Jordan says her mom will probably ask a couple of questions LOL Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says she will be real nice and then question her on things she did and said. Jeff says "hmm, so that is why it's bright in there, I didn't put 2 and 2 together...like looking at a picture" (I have no idea what Jeff meant by this, lol) Jordan giggles and says you yo-yo...Jeff says super duper yo-yo...Jordan laughs. Jeff & Jordan get quiet while Michele shuffles in the room looking for something, she leaves...Jeff whispers "is she going to sleep out there?"...Jordan says Michele told her she was sleeping out there and Jordan asked her why and Michele said so you and Jeff and Jordan told her "what? it doesn't matter"...Jeff says Michele told Natalie that Jeff & Jordan talked all night last night and she wasn't sleeping in that room...Jordan says that is probably why...Jeff says whatever it is, he's glad she's not. Jordan says that Michele says so many different things...Jeff says she's so opposite...Jordan says she was out there saying so many different people lie...Jeff says she's the fu**ing liar... Jordan reaches for Jeff's head and whispers something about Michele and the plan and how Michele is all about Jeff...Jordan says she doesn't know why, she (Michele) loves her some Jeff...Jeff and Jordan snuggle closer and then Jordan moves around... Jordan snuggles into Jeff really close and whispers about Michele again, saying that Jeff can say whatever he wants and she will like...I don't know... Another one of my fave J&J moments on the feeds... Jeff says "you can't talk to one person in here, everyone's fu**ing telling a lie" Jordan touches Jeff's face and says "you're my BFF" Jeff says "yeah" Jordan says "you're the only person I trust in the house" Jeff says "me too" Jordan says "and then if you leave, I'm screwed and then if I leave, if I leave, I'm not worried about you cuz I know you'll do good" Jeff turns his head to face Jordan... Jeff says "one of us is going" awww so sweet the way he says this 💔 Jeff says "it hurts" 🤕 Jordan says "we lost" They laugh... Jordan says "if you win over me, you need to let me know, you need to let me know if you have the votes so I can wear my best outfit" Jeff says "I will but I don't think I got it" Jordan snuggles even closer if possible and touches his face again and says he would be stupid not to campaign for votes...Jeff says he'll ask but not get crazy about it...Jordan is practically on Jeff now LOL she says he'd be stupid if he doesn't...something is going on under covers...Jeff says I know...Jordan giggles and Jeff says mmm, giggles and says nooo (Jordan style)...Jordan says no, Jeff...Jordan makes a weird squee sound and then says "just in that second...it's like (makes an exploding noise)" 😉 ...Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothing, nevermind... Jordan asks Jeff if she got on his nerves today?...Jeff says no, Jordan you don't get on my nerves, if you get on my nerves who the f**k am I going to talk to?...Jordan says no one...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says you lost...Jeff says "it's over, I lost" while covering them (mostly Jordan, lol) up with the blanket....Jordan kisses Jeff... Jordan says she's going to take off her mic...Jeff says it's over?...Jordan says she doesn't think she's going to need it...they both take off their mics...Jeff says see ya in 5 mins microphone and says he wants to sleep all day tomorrow...he takes the blanket and covers them up again and they start kissing...Jordan as usual starts up some random convo about food or music, lol, and asks Jeff what music they played this morning. Jeff says no music, Jordan says there was but they were sleeping...the feeds cut out... Jeff would hook up with Jordan 2:57-3:08am The feeds return with Jordan scratching Jeff's back...Jeff is asking to be scratched in a specific area on his back, Jordan obliges and Jeff says he loves being scratched huh?...Jordan says he loves being scratched or rubbed...Jeff says yeah...Jordan starts rubbing his hair and Jeff says "that I love"  :) Jeff says when they do shampoos at the salon do they massage it a little bit?...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says isn't that the best? 🥰 Jordan explains that at her salon they do something when sitting at the chair called a stress reliever, they massage the shoulders and head for 5 minutes and then go wash the hair...Jeff asks if it's included with the haircut?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says you have to tip each person thinking that different girls do the different things (massage & cut)...Jordan says only if you go to a senior stylist that has an assistant, then they do it, otherwise it's the same girl doing it all...Jeff says the girl that did his hair would massage his temples while shampooing him… (At this point Jordan is doing more cuddling and hugging of Jeff then actually back scratching, lol) Jeff asks what a good tip is? 5 bucks? Jordan doesn't really answer, she says that senior stylists for men's cuts...Jeff says "no, no, no, (for) the girl who massages you"...Jordan says 3 to 5 bucks...Jeff says he gave his stylist 5 bones LOL as a tip for the head massage, for making him relax...Jordan giggles and says "good job, that's good"...Jeff says he was just wondering what they get tipped...Jordan says some people don't tip them...Jeff says no, you have to. Jeff says he used to be so excited when he'd get his haircut because of that...Jordan asks why?...Jeff doesn't know, it was warm water and she'd massage and it'd be all shampoo-ey LOL...Jordan says "you really did like that? it was the best part?"...Jeff says yeah for sure. Jordan says basically everybody is ranked by seniority...Jeff says "if you have long hair?"...Jordan says no, by seniority, how long you've been at the salon...Jeff understands now and says if you go to a senior it's more money?...Jordan says it's 50 bucks to go to a senior...Jeff asks "for a guy?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "f**kin' beat it" LOL...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he always has friends cut his hair so it's 25 bucks...Jordan says women's haircuts are more and if you go to one of the owners it's $75 for a haircut. Jeff says went to a stylist in LA that cuts celebrities hair, he charges 100 bucks...Jordan says shut up!...Jeff says he cuts the star's hair and his ex-gf knew him and told Jeff he was going, she's already paid him the money...he showed him a book with all the celebrities he had done because he thought he was cool  ...Jeff says dude, $100, a haircut, no shampoo &  no massage, it was a real good haircut though, he told him if he kept coming to him he could get rid of his cowlicks, he cut it all with scissors perfect, he did know what he was doing but he wouldn't go back, it was 100 bananas for a haircut? he'd rather get drunk...Jordan is surprised at how much it was and says she doesn't understand why because they all go through the same training. Jeff says at that one salon he goes to? she doesn't cut his hair anymore...Jordan says no, at the salon with the celebrity stylist...Jeff has no f**king idea...Jordan asks if he went to him one time and quit going?...Jeff says yeah, his ex paid for it, maybe for his birthday, he's not sure what it was...Jordan says that was nice, how much did she pay for it?...Jeff says he forgot, it wasn't that much because she went to him all the time...Jordan says "he hooked her up?"...Jeff says yeah, maybe she got a deal and didn't pay $100. This reminds Jordan of a girl at her salon...Jordan explains that all of the girls there are really pretty and the guys who come in there are always commenting on how hot everyone there is, there is this one girl there from Greece and Jordan thinks she is sooo pretty...Jeff says "I'm gonna go there"...Jordan says "to Greece?"...Jeff tells her "no, to your salon" LOL ...they both laugh...Jordan tells him he would find a lot of pretty girls there. Jeff asks if she would hook him up? (going back to the few convos they had in the house about that 🤓 ) ...Jordan says if he wants to be hooked up...Jeff pauses and says "no, Johrdan"...Jordan says "no what?"...Jeff says he doesn't want to be hooked up...Jordan says "you don't?"...Jeff says "I would hook up with you if I went there"...Jordan says then he'd go back to Chicago and hook up with whoever's back there...Jeff says "Oh, boy"...Jordan laughs and says she's just kidding...Jeff explains how he would show up to Jordan's salon to surprise her one day only to find she has a boyfriend there in Airforce One's and a NY Yankee's hat...Jeff says he would ask her "who's this yo-yo?" and Jordan would be like "that's my boyfriend"...Jordan says she doesn't have any boyfriends...Jeff says "I'd be like, dude! you with your white tee, get away from me" 😂 Jordan asks Jeff if he was "talking" to anyone before he came on the show?...Jeff says he was talking a little bit to an ex-gf, not an ex, a girl he used to date, talked to her a little bit, they dated before and it didn't work out and then they started talking and you know...that's all...then I gawn...Jordan giggles. Jeff says it seems like fu**ing years ago...Jordan says "doesn't it?"...Jeff says "oh God"... Remembering & reminiscing Pt1 3:07-3:21am Jeff says it's only been 60 days since they've been in the BB house, imagine prison?...Jordan says gawwwwd...Jeff says when he was locked in the hotel for a week before BB he couldn't take it anymore, he wanted to kill himself, if they told him he had 30 years in prison, it's over, he would kill himself before that, so they lost, it makes him want to never do anything bad, your mind has to change, your mentality because you have to know that you're in there for 30 years, that's your life, he couldn't imagine, that's why doing shit he used to, forget it, he wouldn't do it anymore... Jordan says Jeff must have been a trouble maker...Jeff says he was a hitman for the mob, for the Mimmo crime family 😂 Jordan says yeah right. Jordan says if they had honestly asked her, she really didn't think she would find a...(pause 😉)...one of my BFF's would be a guy, she really didn't...Jeff says funny huh?...Jordan says isn't it? didn't he think the same thing, someone you'd be close to would be a girl?...Jeff says yeah...Natalie opens the door and asks where Michele is sleeping, she wants to make sure she isn't in the SS room. Jordan continues the convo and says she doesn't know, she would have said noooo, no guy is going to be her BFF...Jeff says how about when they were on the steps (of the BB house) and she called him a goober and someone said that goober is going to be your best friend, you'd be like noooo...Jordan says not goober...Jeff says goober...Jordan says that's her word...Jordan hugs Jeff...Jeff says it means douchebag, douchebag in Charlotte...Jordan says no, it doesn't, she says goober all the time, she just meant that...(loss of words)...they laugh. Jordan says she thought Jeff looked too...Jeff says Gucci?...she says innocent...Jeff says "innocent? oh now you're making shit up"...Jordan tries to explain, goober like, kind of like Jeff was the type, the stereotype of a guy that plays football, the jock type and you've never done a bad thing in your life, kind of like how Jessie was, kind of...hard to describe, but that was just first impressions, she thought Jeff would be like I'm hot (Jeff laughs), I played football, I'm a jock...Jeff says that Jordan didn't even know he played football?...Jordan said Jeff never said he played, he just looked like that jock type in high school...Jordan says she definitely thought Braden was a goober... They laugh and Jeff starts talking about how when he first saw Braden in his Hawaiian shirt with his wavy hair, he thought who is this fu**ing yo-yo? and then when he blocked the camera he thought this was the first dude he wanted out.  ...they laugh...Jeff says he was blocking the camera, like there wasn't going to be another camera on him the rest of the time, what's up? give me some camera time, he was pissed before he saw his face 🤣 Jordan says she remembers when they were all getting along, she knew it would change in a matter of weeks...Jeff thought how were they going to vote anyone out, everyone seemed awesome but he knew that would change, they laugh...Jeff says on day 2 his DR was "hey everybody I'm Jeff! and everybody is perfect" and now he wants everyone to fall on a bed of nails or fall on a paper shredder...Jeff says everyone did get along...Jordan says she felt like an outcast, weird...Jeff says it's inevitable, it's the theory of the show. Jeff says he felt weird when he was the only one with no bed, he was like "hey everybody, I'm Jeff, is there a couch around here?", he was already going to piss someone off because he had no bed...Jordan remembers Michele saying she couldn't share with a guy because she was married. Jordan remembers thinking she wouldn't mind sharing a bed with Jeff...Jeff says hell yeah...Jordan says she didn't want to be "that girl" sharing a bed with a guy right away so she thought she would share with a girl (Lydia) and Jeff could sleep here in this bed...Jeff says it was so nice right when Jordan did that, he knew Jordan & Lydia would be his best friends...Jordan says at night Lydia would be rubbing her arm...Jeff says really? rawrr, she wanted to get with her...Jordan says Lydia told her one time she wished she was Bi...Jeff says she wanted to grab some booty. Now this convo is interesting because it mirrors what Jeff told Jordan outside when they were trying to convince Jeff to use Michele to give him the veto...Jeff told Jordan that she would never do that, use a guy, play with his emotions to get herself further in the game... Jordan says it would be awful if there was in one season a guy who used a girl to get to the end for his emotions...Jeff says what?...Jordan says used a girl for the emotional part, some guys like being alone...Jeff says like Drew?...Jordan says she thought he really did like her...Jeff says he can't believe that he picked Cowboy...they talk about Drew & Diane...Jeff says he played her like a fiddle, he would yell at her and she would cry and then he would say he was just kidding and she would get instantly happy, that's the crush she had on him...Jeff says the best part was when he talked to her pre-BB and he was watching her season and hadn't seen the end yet, it was weird that he was meeting her, so when he met her he asked her what happened and she told him Drew picked Cowboy and she was still so pissed and bitter, she told Jeff not to trust a girl in the house...Jordan thought she was really pretty and so was her engagement ring...Jeff said she showed it off to him too...Jeff said he told her she looked like his ex-gf. Natalie barges in again saying she can't fall asleep and asks why Michele is in her room?...Jeff says she can come in and talk and so she does, she lays on the bed in the room and they start talking about their first few days in the house... Remembering & reminiscing Pt2 3:21-3:47am J&J and Natalie start talking about the first few days in the house, how everyone was getting along...Jordan says she didn't like taking those bathing suit shots outside...Jeff says they were all so white and now they're so tanned...Jordan says even the producer in the DR said they were all getting great tans...Jordan says she felt so weird...Jeff said the individual pics were the worst...Jordan said she felt stupid standing next to Laura who was so skinny and there she was...Jeff says what do you mean, he was standing next to Jessie with his 25 pack and Russell who was ripped at that time...Jeff says he was 10 lbs heavier and white as hell...Jordan says he has definition, she has nothing...Natalie says at least she doesn't have oversized, jiggle watermelon sized boobs...they laugh...Natalie says Laura could go swimming and just float. Jordan tells the story of how she was wearing the white pants and she started her period and she bled through which had never happened, she had an orange sweater and she wrapped it around her waist for the interview, she asked a handler for tampons, they had to find some and she went to the bathroom to see if she could get the blood off her pants...Jeff says omg, that is awful, it's so embarrassing, he feels for her...Jordan felt so embarrassed...Jeff says he totally remembers her now and he was trying to look at her but she was acting all "magoo", she was all Joe cool and he thought who is this fu**ing prissy thing, Jeff says her nose was all up in the air LOL Natalie remembers Jeff smoking and thinking oh, there's a cute guy but he smokes...Jordan asks Jeff what he was wearing?...Jeff says a baby blue shirt, he was sitting right in the middle...Jordan is trying to remember who Jeff was, she remembers a guy with a blue shirt...Jeff says that guy looked like him but he was smaller...Natalie says another guy was wearing a pink shirt...Jordan says the other guy was making eye contact with her...feeds cut out When they return a few mins later, Jeff has gone to the bathroom and Jordan & Natalie are talking, whispering about Michele. Jeff comes back in and the feeds cut out again... A couple minutes later the feeds return again...they're all chatting about how much scheming went on in the house in the beginning...Jeff asks if anyone from that crew ever asked if they could take the day off?...Jeff said Ronnie made him sick with his constant game talk...Jeff & Jordan talk about that one day that Ronnie talked to them by the hammock, 15 people were going up, even people that weren't in the house were going up, even the producers 😛 and after that Jeff went up... Natalie comes clean on what Ronnie thought when it came to Jeff & Jordan and the noms...Jeff says Ronnie would be the one to come to him and talk not vice versa...J&J say they didn't know that Ronnie was the swing vote that took Braden out at first, they never thought it was Casey, they took a little while to figure it out...they tell Natalie that Ronnie was the one that convinced them to try and keep Braden...Jordan explains how she rallied votes...Jordan says that last minute Laura told Jordan that Ronnie was not going to vote out Chima because he winked at her...Jordan told her no, he'll vote their way and sure enough the votes were tied...Natalie says they were expecting a tie...Jeff says it would have been unanimous if Ronnie hadn't cooked up the plan to save Braden, they even talked about that in their DR's, Braden was hopeful he would stay but deep down knew it probably wasn't going to happen. They talk about Casey and how he came on board last minute...Natalie says he had a final 2 deal with Russell at that point so when Casey went back on his word, they turned on him and Jessie wanted him out...J&J says how Casey would make fun of Russell...they say that Russell was going to turn on Jessie because Jessie got all the attention. Jeff says so he's the asshole because he's trying to enjoy his first 5 minutes here so he's cut from the game, well how about this, f**k you!...Jeff says he was made a fool of because of that, people just jumped to conclusions...Jeff says Natalie makes him feel better about his decision to get rid of Jessie because he would lie to his face saying everything was cool but make decisions about him behind his back...Natalie says if Jessie would have still been there, he wasn't putting Jeff up, he was putting up Dr. Crazy...they giggle... Remembering & reminiscing Pt3 3:48-4:23am J&J continue talking about the beginning of the game with Natalie... They talk about how if the Coup wasn't used the other side would have controlled the game...Natalie says she never made the decisions, only went along with the decisions 🙄 Natalie continues being sanctimonious about how she played the game. Jordan says she didn't like the way Jessie talked down to her...they talk about why Ronnie did what he did regarding the Braden vs. Chima vote...Jeff can't understand why he did it...Jordan gets up to get a glass of water...Jeff & Natalie discuss that first week, Jeff doesn't understand Ronnie's logic, it made his side look like a bunch of fu**ing assholes, that's why he didn't like Ronnie after that, it made him look bad...Natalie says Russell took advantage of that situation during the Ronnie blowup week. Jeff says everyone knows Russell's true colors by now...Jeff says he thinks he is a compulsive liar or something, they laugh about how Russell told the others he was a lawyer as Jordan comes back with the water...Jeff says he couldn't be a lawyer when his arguments suck, he makes no points. Jordan asks if Russell bashed her & Jeff the last day?...Natalie says no, he just kept saying they have to get rid of Jeff & Michele...Jordan says Russell was probably shocked she spoke up...Natalie says Russell said Jordan was a hypocrite because when she jumped to Jessie's defense vs. Casey, Jordan said things but then she did the same thing by jumping to Jeff's defense...Jordan doesn't remember that, neither does Jeff...Jeff gets agitated with Natalie's argument and says what does Jordan have to do with that?...Jeff says no one said shit!, they try to recall what happened...Natalie asks if Casey asked Jeff for a vote and Jeff said no, he wasn't going to make Jeff go against Jordan. Ironically Jordan says that everything is being ironed out now because Natalie is telling the truth...(poor Jordan must have been so hurt to find out how much Natalie lied!) J&J say they both feel stupid at how the both talked up Ronnie in the DR and how he played them...Natalie says even her side was confused after the first vote because Ronnie went up to Jordan crying and they thought it might not have been him that voted their way after all...Jeff says they were confused too...Natalie says after the HOH comp where Ronnie won, he told them he was just playing Jordan and he did vote Braden out...Jeff says Ronnie kept coming up to them to get information and talk to them...Jeff says he feels like it was so long ago, it feels like last season. Natalie says no matter what Jessie would have never put up Ronnie...they discuss the Ronnie blow up outside and Jeff gets agitated again about what Jessie did...Jeff didn't like how Jessie didn't go along with the house...Natalie says that was opposite of Jessie's strategy which is mob mentality, Jessie didn't want that...Jeff & Natalie argue over what really happened during the buzzworthy HOH comp...Natalie says Jessie wanted to win it so that Ronnie would be safe...Jeff says he doesn't know half the shit that goes on in the house...they talk about the "it's us 3 vs it's us 4" conversation...Natalie says she wanted to include Jordan because she knew that J&J were a package, Jessie didn't want to commit to that...Jeff says he couldn't trust Jessie, he never had a problem with him personally. Natalie says Jessie knew Jeff had the power and he knew was gawn...J&J wonder if Jessie was being nice to them his last week because of that, he was sucking up to them...Natalie says if she had won the POV things would have been different...Natalie asks Jeff if Jessie had won HOH that week would he have used the power?...Jeff says maybe...Jeff says the only reason he put up Natalie was to ensure Jessie would go. Natalie says Jessie will never forgive Jeff, Russell will but Jessie won't, Jessie knows it was the best move even though it put the target on Jeff...Jeff says he had to use it for himself...Natalie agrees it was a good move. They discuss Lydia, they talk semantics on how if Jeff did actually "save" her (man Natalie can argue with the best of them! geesh...) ...Jeff says whatever, she can say whatever the f**k she wants, he doesn't care...Natalie says Jeff doesn't have Lydia's vote, he says f**k her, she's a basketcase, he doesn't expect her vote, so go f**k herself, Capt. Fu**ing Loser. Jordan says Lydia was night & day, girl be crazy...Natalie says she never liked her, she says the only person that talked to her once Chima left was Kevin...Jeff says there was no one else to talk to, that's why...they argue over which side Kevin was on...Jeff says he's getting pissed because you say one thing and it gets all twisted...and then he farts LOL Natalie was thinking are you serious? when Casey asked her for a vote against Jordan, she would never go against her friend (Jessie)...Jordan says she hated this place the first couple of weeks. Jeff said he was just calming her down, he thought they were friends, after that everything changed and the whole house started hating him and then Jordan came and talked to him, she was the only one from the beginning...Jordan says yep. :) Jordan says she cut Lydia off after that because she was flaky...Natalie asks about how they got in an alliance with Michele and the feeds switch... Remembering & reminiscing Pt4 4:23-4:55am Natalie asks J&J how they got into an alliance with Michele?...they say they always talked to her because she was in the SS room originally too, they always talked late at night and never had an issue with her...Jordan says only recently they started talking game to her, in the beginning they never did...Jordan said everyone that felt like losers would come to them...Jeff says they were definitely the loser crew...Natalie says she can't believe she's even talking to them like this now...Jordan says she can honestly say she likes Natalie, they say they have come a long way after what happened...Jeff says it almost feels like it didn't happen. Natalie says she didn't even know them at all especially Jordan and now she loves hanging out with her...Jeff says Jessie would get mad if Natalie talked to them...Natalie says they have to understand how it was...Jeff says he understands but it's stupid...Natalie gets that. Jordan snuggles up to Jeff...Jeff goes back to the mob mentality statement, he asks Natalie if Jessie doesn't like it?...Natalie says no he doesn't...Jeff says isn't that hypocritical, isn't that what he was doing?...Natalie says no...Jeff says Jessie was controlling the house, that is what mob mentality is LOL Natalie gives up arguing... Jordan says she thought Jessie's speech to Casey was...(she probably meant to say awful but didn't...)...Jeff says he never stuck it to anyone on their way out...Jeff says they painted him out to be an asshole...Natalie says it was Lydia...Jeff says she's crazy, she ruined the whole thing, one day she's cool and the next she's psycho. Natalie says you have to admit Casey talked too much...Jeff agrees...Natalie makes her points as to why...Jeff says he never understood how Russell & Casey were so close...they talk a bit about Russell and how he exaggerated everything...Jordan feels out of all the people in the house, she knows him the least...Natalie couldn't believe that Jeff forgave Russell after what happened in the beginning...Jeff says he just couldn't understand his points, he doesn't know what his problem is, he thinks he's very insecure...Natalie says Russell won't do anything in the jury house, he has the most to lose, he won all that money...Jordan says she wishes she had 10,000 dollars. They start to quiet down...Jeff says it's so weird to talk about all this stuff because it was way in the beginning, it was so long ago...Natalie says she was glad Laura left right away, she didn't like her at all...Jeff says neither did he right away...Jordan says at first she didn't but then she did later...Natalie says they bonded in that room...they start talking about what happened in the ugly truth comp, the fight btw Chima and Casey. Jordan asks about the picture Chima drew of her & Jeff?...Natalie says she told Chima not to show it and disqualify herself, she says the picture was not good. 😳 J&J ask why Chima didn't like them?...Jeff says she thought he was stupid...Natalie & Jeff start arguing again about something Natalie said during the comp (I think referring to how they were right about Jeff, his type because he picked the cheerleader vs the sports fan)...Jeff says she was wrong, he wanted to slap all 3 of them (Nat, Chima & Lydia) with their wisecracks...Natalie says if it wasn't for her they would have shown the picture on TV...Jeff says who cares...Jordan asks what the picture was? Jeff goes off on Chima again, he says when she doesn't like you, it's over...Jeff begrudgingly admits that he did screw her in the game...Natalie says Chima threatened in the DR to ruin CBS' show if the power was used so that is why they taped early that day...Jeff says they told them New York needed it early and he thought to himself that was bullshit...Jordan giggles over the fact they switched the taping for her...they continue to talk about Chima and Russell...Jeff says Chima tried to control production, it was too much, why did she even bother trying out for the show? Jeff & Jordan are starting to get sleepy...Jeff reaches back to put his arm on Jordan...Jordan holds it...Jordan says she was clueless about things that were done, she was out of the loop...Jordan says she thought Chima was a bitch at first but then she liked her...Natalie asks if they didn't like her at first?...Jordan says no, not at first because she thought she was an instigator, but she was so wrong (you were right Jordan!) Jordan thought Jessie controlled Natalie but she was wrong...they bring up when they moved Jeff's clothes around...Jeff says that was when Natalie was getting real smart alecky towards the end with Chima...Natalie tells Jeff what she was thinking when he told her not to touch his shit...Jeff says she knew what happened, he was being quiet and they kept fu**ing with him...Natalie says it could have been worse if not for her. Jeff says he was being nice...Natalie says it was none of her business...Jeff says Natalie always takes it to the next level instead of biting her tongue, she always has an excuse to irk him, to take it to the next level...Natalie goes on and on about how it's none of her business that she knew where Russell's rosary was, where his hats were, etc. (again, the girl is so argumentative and righteous), it's not her place to tell...she tries to justify Chima taking Russell's rosary...J&J aren't buying it Natalie says this is a crazy game...Jeff whispers to Jordan to scratch...Jordan says wait a second, she's hot, she puts on shorts...Natalie asks Jordan if she ever watched the show?...Jordan says she had to borrow her friend's laptop to watch episodes on youtube...Jeff says he's never going to sleep, he puts on his sweats to go to the bathroom...Natalie asks if you never watched, did they find you?...Jordan says they went to her work...Natalie asks Jeff...Jeff says he went with his ex-gf because she loves this show and then he got called, he walks out...feeds cut out... They return a couple of minutes later with Jeff returning to the room...Natalie says she's going to bed and says gn... That’s been over...but let’s kiss 4:55-5:10am Jordan says she has dry mouth...Jeff says his bladder is the size of a cheeseburger LOL he has to piss every 10 minutes...Jeff settles in and reaches for Jordan's butt, he rubs it 😉 he pulls her closer and they spoon...Jordan says it feels a bit better...Jeff says yeah he likes cracking jokes, you forget about stuff... Jordan says Michele is outside, she says she's weird, Jeff...Jordan says she said in the DR that Michele is weird because she's so smart...she says (again) that she was spilling her whole heart out, she's depressed, it's like when you break up with your boyfriend...Jeff says Jordan keeps telling him the same story as she sobers up, lol...Jordan says she told the producer to not think she's crazy...feeds go to fish briefly... Jeff rubs Jordan and asks if she's going to bed, if it's over?...Jordan says is he going to bed?...(I don't think Jeff wants to...he wants some smooch time, lol)...Jeff moans and says "I guess"...Jordan doesn't budge...he giggles and turns back to his side...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says it's over, that's for sure...Jordan says hmm? Jeff says what? what's over? and he turns towards her...Jordan says she doesn't know, what's over?...Jeff nuzzles her and touches her (somewhere) and says "that...that's been over"...Jordan gets all indignant and says "Jeffff"...she sits up and says "you always act surprised"...she gets in his armpit...Jeff says "get outta there"...Jordan blows kisses on his chest/armpit...Jeff asks if it smells in there?...Jordan says it smells good...Jeff can't wait to kiss her so he pulls the blanket over them, does his little moan and they kiss...Jeff says "purple" and they kiss... Jeff uncovers them with the blanket...Jordan says "you can't breathe?"...Jeff says why? you like it under there? and he covers them up...Jordan says sometimes, when you can breathe...Jeff says it's like a fort and he hums a song...they stay under for a bit...Jeff says he hates that...Jordan says what? the pat?...Jeff says yeah, it means it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff close and looks to be in thought...she says she looks like a yo-yo (again) ...Jeff says what else is new? he smiles. Jordan turns to the other side and asks Jeff if he has any pets?...Jeff says he did growing up...Jeff asks Jordan the same...she says no...Jeff says it would be cool if they had a dog here but who would keep it?...he turns to kiss Jordan and they do...for awhile... They giggle and come out from under the covers and Jordan thinks Jeff is sniffing her like she told him about before...they finally settle down and start to fall asleep...but Jeff starts up again whispering about Lydia and how many times she was on the block (the earlier convo btw him & Natalie was still eating at him...)...they do then fall asleep... Going to the chapel 11:29-11:57am Jeff & Jordan are in bed in the SS room, they are quiet and then Jordan picks up a hair on her pillow and says omg, that's a split end...Jeff says Oh Em Gee, TTYN...they laugh...Jeff says it's hilarious...Jordan says all her hairs have split ends...Jeff says he'll split her head...Jordan says no...Jeff says noooo and he reaches down to rub Jordan's butt...Jeff says he'll split her butt cheek...Jordan says cut it off?...Jeff says no, why? never...Jordan says never?...Jeff says never what? cut your butt off?...never, she has his promise. They get quiet for a bit and then Jeff reaches down to grab Jordan's butt again...they look at each other...Jordan smiles and hugs Jeff...he says noooo...Jordan starts patting him. Jordan asks Jeff if he's ever played this game with his fist?...he says yes...she shows him another game, she sits up to do it...Jeff points out that he has nerve damage on one of his fingers, he cut it right across the tip...Jordan asks how he did it and Jeff says he'll tell her after they get out of there...Jordan says omg, is he really part of the Mimmo crime family?...Jeff says no. She plays with his hand again and guesses the wrong number...they play again and she guesses wrong again LOL Jordan starts playing another tickling game...Jeff doesn't fall for the trick...Jeff says her games suck.  Jeff plays the "did you feel that" game with her, at the end he playfully slaps Jordan in the face...Jeff laughs and Jordan pretend hits him and he says "did you feel that?" LOL Jeff calls Jordan out on peeking and Jordan denies it, she says that was an awful game...Jeff says if Jordan didn't peek flowers were supposed to appear. Jordan says she done! and Jeff scissor kicks her down to the bed and then tickles her leg saying "do you feel that?"...Jordan says it tickles, she playfully punches him and says she feels it...Jeff asks if she's going to chest bump him? 😉 Jordan says to not make fun of her for that, she had to do that...Jeff says she had to do what she had to do...Jordan says to prove she wasn't scared, when she gets out of there she'll punch him in the face if he tries that again...Jeff says whoa!...they joke around about both of them being in the Mimmo crime family...Jeff says they work together LOL They talk about what if someone here actually had a relative in the mob, a criminal...Jeff doesn't think they would allow it. Jeff says he knew that if he referenced that movie Jordan would know...Jeff asks her what is the name of the movie he just told her about?...she doesn't know, lol...Jeff gets agitated that she doesn't listen to him...she says she does but she has a small attention span...Jeff says she doesn't listen, he told her the name 10 seconds ago...Jordan says she forgot...Jeff drops it. Jordan plays with Jeff's arm/armpit and Jeff asks her what she's doing, does she wanna get in there? She says yes...they talk about Jordan's grandparents' names and the feeds cut out... They return with Jordan playing with Jeff's arm again, she leans down onto Jeff's arm and sings ♪going to the chapel and we're gonna get married ♪ :) Jeff wants her to play with his other arm...she does and they goof around some more...Jordan wants Jeff's armpit so she gets in there...Jordan says for him not to move away...Jeff says he's giving her more armpit space...Jordan says she's supposed to dig her hole...Jeff says she's fu**ed...Jordan needs to stay in there, it's dark and hidden...Jeff needs Tums...Jordan starts singing ♪going to the chapel and we're gonna get married ♪ and feeds cut out again... They return with Jordan saying she feels like doing nothing...Jeff says him too...Jeff asks Jordan if she has ever gone to the circus?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks what about the zoo?...Jordan says when she was little...Jordan points out that she lost the mate to one of her earrings...Jeff jokes around that he only needs to get her the one then, the match...Jordan says she needs two and make them square, lol, but that's only if he wins the money...Jeff's got it, he remembers. Jordan says he seems like he's in a better mood...Jeff says he told her needed a day or two...Jordan says he might not leave...Jeff has a good idea he's going... Jordan asks if he wants to cook something?...Jeff says no, he wants to get cooking in here Jordan says Jeff is a nerd...Jeff says what if BB said alright guys, you have one hour all the cameras are shut off...Jordan says Jeff would be on her like...just kidding...Jeff says would she get down & dirty?...Jordan says would I?...Jeff says yeah, who else is in here?....Jordan says she was just re-stating the question...Jeff says because Jordan got nervous about the question. Jordan says no sex...Jeff says but down & dirty, oh yeah...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear and says oh, Jeffff...Jordan asks if Jeff randomly sleeps with people?...Jeff says no, never...she asks if he's ever had a one night stand?...Jeff says no, me neither...Jeff asks if she's ever had pineapple upside down cake?...Jordan says yes, the shot?...Jeff says no, the cake LOL They bicker a little over the shot vs the cake... Jeff grabs Jordan's head, brings her closer and asks if she's ever had the Good Humor chocolate eclairs?...Jordan says no...Jeff says Jordan needs to otherwise she's not living, she needs to get busy living...Jordan says she wants a margarita...Jeff says if he was on the beach eating he could pop some beersssssssss...Jordan says she wants to go to the beach...Jeff says to fish?...Jordan says she will fish... They talk about potentially getting a trip out of the house and rescuing the other from the jury house for a day, they bicker cutely about that...Jordan wants to know if she's going so she can put on her best outfit...Jeff says let's just dress cute anyways...Jordan says they're up on the block together, how crazy is that?...Jeff says not as crazy as he thought.😩 So anyways, what would we do in that hour? ;) 11:57am-12:15pm Jeff and Jordan both say they don't even want to sit through the veto ceremony...Jeff says he'll smash that thing in half, kick the box over and storm out of there, that'll show them...Jeff then pokes fun at Jordan's split ends LOL he wants to see one...Jordan tries to show him...Jeff says nevermind, he was just trying to prove to her that she doesn't have as many as she thought...Jordan says she has them because she needs a haircut, her hair has gotten a lot longer, she says it's bad when you have them...Jeff says she gets her hair done at her salon right?...Jordan says yes, for free and colored for free...Jeff asks if it's a senior that does it?...Jordan says yes...Jordan finds a split end. Jordan snuggles into Jeff's armpit and they talk a little bit about the salon & the stylists there...Jordan says the stylists work their way up...Jeff says if he came in there and he was Edward Scissorhands, rocking out haircuts would he be a senior?...Jordan says no...Jeff says well then he would go somewhere else because her place sucks anyway and he'd storm out of there! Jordan says it would be like if she went to hair school and finished...Jeff pokes fun at Jordan covering her mouth when she talks LOL...they talk about everything smelling like garlic and fish...Jeff says "this one tastes like fish" :)...Jordan tells Jeff he has booger...Jeff says when he's in this room now he gets bad vibes because he was climbing the walls in there (during veto comp), when he looks around that's what he thinks...Jordan goes back to the hair school thing...Jeff pretends to flick a booger on Jordan...Jordan says not to do that...Jeff says "what'd you say booger?"...Jordan says she would start at the bottom and work her way up but you still make good money...they face each other... Jeff goes back to the convo he's really interested in... He says "so anyways, what would we do in that hour?"  (when the cameras are shut off 😘)...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff repeats...Jordan says "I don't know" while rubbing Jeff's head...Jeff says "oh you know"...Jordan giggles and snuggles closer... Jeff says "they'd turn off the lights and put on that CD, the one that you hear late at night with all the songs on there, you know which one I'm talking about?"...Jordan says yeah she knows, the ummm...Jeff says "love jams?"...Jordan says "slow motion"...they laugh and Jordan starts singing ♪ have I told you lately that I love you ♪ ...BB tells her to stop singing...Jeff says they were waiting on that one... Jordan says "yeah...it's like a couple dancing to a candlelight dinner...or they're sitting by the ocean holding hands...something corny"...Jeff says "it's funny...what if Smooth Jazz came on and sang a jam...a slow jam?"...Jordan says "I would laugh"...Jeff says "but we'd be getting busy"...Jordan says "no we wouldn't!"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "why do you think we'd be getting busy?" Jeff says "oh you know what goes down" 😘 they giggle... Jordan says Jeff is just sexually frustrated...Jeff says he just wants to make sure his junk works...Jordan says it's because he hasn't used it in awhile?...Jeff says "yeah, he gawn!"...Jordan says he's hibernating right now...Jeff has to call a plumber...Jordan says he's clogged. They get quiet...Jordan then stops rubbing Jeff's head...Jeff farts and asks Jordan if she's going to miss them?...Jordan does smell garlic...Jeff says it's garlic city in here, it's probably coming out of his pores because he puts 10 cloves of garlic in everything...Jordan says your poop will smell bad if you eat a lot of garlic...Jeff says garlic is good for you and he starts talking about garlic and garlic pills when Jordan blurts out that it reminds her of her dream...Jeff gets frustrated that she interrupted his story, he says she must of have been reminded since the day they walked in there because that's all she does, he wants her to listen when he tells stories LOL Jordan says continue, she wants to hear his garlic story...Jeff laughs and says forget it, it would have turned out good...but then he says there were two garlic people and they massaged each other and then he was going to show her and massage her everywhere...Jordan says oh, shut up!...Jeff says you never saw that movie? it's Garlic & Me. 😜 ...Jordan says he got that from Marley & Me. Jordan starts to tell her dream and Jeff says "St. Joseph!"...they giggle...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to do her Renny?...Jeff says no, he just wanted to throw her off LOL...Jordan says it's funny...Jeff says it's hilarious when she does it, it makes him laugh all the time and she did it 100 times. Jordan tells her dream about serving, they changed the computer system and there was a boy there from school who was rude, she was flustered with all the tables and the drinks, she remembers that now...Jeff wants to know the ingredients for Buffalo sauce (? lol)...Jordan doesn't know...then they talk about boneless chicken wings and hot sauces and what they like...Jeff says he likes mango habanero sauce...Jeff wants to send Jordan a mango, he has a list of things he wants to send her, she's getting a care package. 😊 Jordan wants Jeff's Aurora hat, she says she will give it back to him after the show...Jeff thought she would keep it so he says she can have whatever she wants then, he questions if she's lying...Jordan says she will give it back, they'll see each other (after)...Jeff says their suitcases will be all over the place...Jordan wants his grey sweatpants...Jeff says done!...Jordan says she will give everything back, she promises...Jeff wants to flip it if he stays...Jordan says he can have her SP shampoo....Jeff says LUMINOUS! he cracks up 😂 Jordan wants to keep the booster though...Jeff wants it to make his hair silky...Jordan says she needs it...Jeff says deal's off!!...Jordan says fine, crybaby he can have it...Jeff says the deals back on, so he gets shampoo?...Jordan doesn't know what else to give him? her Mardi Gras shirt since he hates it so much...Jeff says St. Mary!...Jordan says "you want Mardi Gras?"...Jeff says it's alright, he wants her one bra LOL....Jordan says she needs it...Jeff can't believe she only brought one bra...Jordan says that thing is for memories from right after her boob job. Oh the irony here...LOL Jeff says she can sell it on Ebay...Jordan says no...Jeff says it's been through war...Jeff says he can't believe people put their shit on Ebay...Jordan says it's embarrassing...Jeff says it's pretty vain...Jordan says look who was doing it (Jessie)...Jeff says exactly, here's my pants from the competition...Jordan says here's my wifebeater, who would want that?...Jeff says he's going to give that stuff away at home, to the people at home who love him and watch him, his friends, no, not his fan club, dork...Jordan says she was about to say omg Jeff are you serious?...Jeff says if he was serious he would allow her to fu**ing smash that dresser over his head, if his friends want stuff, he'll give it to them... Jeff starts tickling Jordan on her neck, she goes crazy and Jeff laughs...Jeff says people would think he was choking her but he wasn't, he could choke her to death without evidence because he'd do it without squeezing, just tickling and he'd get the same satisfaction...Jordan calls Jeff a psycho Jordan says she needs to use the bathroom...Jeff says where are you going?...Jordan says aww, he wants to stay and hang out...Jordan says c'mon let's get up...Jeff says to where? so they can lay in another room?...Jordan gets up and puts on Jeff's slippers and says his feet are huge...Jeff says his feet are size 10 but those are 15, that's why people slop around in them...Jordan wants Jeff to get up...Jeff says to carry him, drag him off the bed halfway, she tries to pull his legs to get him out of bed but he's too heavy...they goof around for a bit and then Jeff says they're such losers, they're bonding like the 2 losers that are on the block...Jordan says they always bonded...Jeff says he knows, but the 2 losers on the block love to commiserate...Jordan is walking out when she says right...Jeff says what did I just say? Jordan repeats it (she listened! )...they both walk out… I’m human, I have to poop 12:16- 12:22 PM Jordan heads to the bathroom after leaving the SS room...Jeff wanders in there too and asks her where she is going?...Jordan says bathroom...he asks her how long she will be?...she says huh?...Jeff says he's just joking, he brushes his teeth and puts his contacts in and waits...Jordan opens the door and says "you're not going in there are you?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says no...Jeff says "I told you, why didn't you let me pee!"...Jordan says to wait...Jeff says did you spray?...Jordan says she did but let it air out...Jeff says if she knew she was going to take a dump why didn't she let him pee first?...Jordan says she doesn't know, don't ask her so many questions...Jeff says it's one question..."why couldn't I pee when she had to take a shit?" Jordan says she had to take one bad...Jeff says liar!...Jordan yells she had to take one!...Jeff says eww, he smells it from there, he's joking and he laughs...Jordan says hang on...Jeff says he's waiting, what does she want?...Jordan starts spraying...Jeff says alright, alright, too much of that stuff makes him sick...Jordan fans the room with the door LOL...Jeff says does it reek?...Jordan says no, it should be good, she just didn't want him to smell anything and be ughhh...Jeff says eww, Jordan! Jordan says "I'm human, I have to poop!" 💩 Jeff says they can't talk for the rest of the day, he's just joking and he goes to use the bathroom, when he enters he says oh man, maybe I'll poop too Jordan tells Jeff she wants to make something...Jeff says eggs and toast and bacon...Jordan says "and what?"...Jeff says "and toast?"...Jordan says he's missing something, pancakes...Jeff says not today...Jordan wants them, she asks if he's making enough for her?...Jeff asks if she wants eggs and potatoes...Jordan says omg, yeah!...Jeff says alright...Jordan wonders if there's biscuits? probably not, that stinks...Jeff says "it stinks in here" LOL ...Jordan asks Jeff if he's pooping, he is...she says uhhhh...she leaves and tells him to hurry up and poop. Jeff the sexy cook 12:22-12:58pm Jordan goes in the kitchen to pour herself a drink...Jeff comes in from the bathroom, Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothin' I was just lookin' at you. 😊 Jeff says she was giving him a weird look, what are you giving me a look like? huh? ooh, I wish the cameras were off for an hour (again! lol)...Jordan says yep...Jeff says hell yeah, see Jordan, I knew you'd come around...Jordan smiles... Jeff says "I love how we're pretending like we're...well you're not, never mind"...Jordan says "like we're gonna do it?"...Jeff says "oh no, I'm not pretending about that"  Jeff says he was going to say breakfast...Jordan doesn't get it. Jordan is putting things away in the kitchen while Jeff preps to make his dish...Jordan asks Jeff about an omelet he made a long time ago with a bunch of different things in it, it was spicy...Jeff says that is what he's doing right now...Jeff complains about the ants and leaving out food...Jeff sprays them with Raid...Natalie saunters in and out of the kitchen, she comes back in and tells them that Michele, without telling Kevin, went up to sleep in his HOH room which is why Kevin is pissed...Jeff noticed he was acting weird...Natalie can't believe she did that...they all laugh...Jeff says to Jordan "dude, she's weird" Jordan, as she's washing dishes, tells Jeff that she wishes Jeff would convince her to use the veto...Jeff says he wishes Jordan would...Jordan says she's not in love with her though...Jeff says she's not in love with him either and don't fu**ing start ok?...Jordan says she's not... Jordan goes outside while Jeff preps the food and cooks shirtless. 😛 Yeah, he looks mighty fine doing it. Jordan comes back inside, she seems pensive...Jeff asks her what's up, what is she thinking about?...Jordan says I don't know, just stuff...feeds cut out briefly...when they return Jordan is sitting on the counter by the fridge and Jeff approaches her and tries to kiss her neck...Jordan pushes him away and says no, go!...feeds cut out for a sec then when they return Jordan is saying ok, I just...Jeff says hold on...Kevin & Natalie walk past to go to the RR...Jeff goes to the fridge and says they need to clean it out sometime...Jeff approaches Jordan again saying what were you saying?...he tries to kiss her neck again... Jordan pushes him away again and says he's cold...he flashes his dimpled smile and sticks his tongue out, laughs and walks away (seen in a ton of tributes) Jordan says pull up your pants!...Jeff says he would if they had elastic on them which was strangely enough the case when he came in there LOL Jordan says they look huge...Jeff says he had elastic til someone borrowed them...Jordan said who did that? 😉 Jeff says he doesn't know, they gawn and took the elastic with them... Jeff keeps cooking...Jeff says this stuff is going to be jamoni...he walks towards Jordan again and says what?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff turns around and asks Jordan to scratch...she scratches Umm, yeah, sexy.... Jordan asks if Jeff is cold?...he says no but she gave him chills a little bit...Jordan randomly says that her thighs are big...Jeff ignores it. Jeff talks about adding the eggs to the mixture and says it's so they can jam together...Jordan says Jeff should really be a cook or open up his own restaurant...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan says why doesn't he?...Jeff says because it's a lot of money and a lot of work to do that. Jordan says Jeff should open one and she can be the manager...Jeff says alright, it sounds like a plan, what's the name of it? Mimmo's?...Jordan says no...Jordan says "we lost"...Jeff says "it hurts"...Jordan says yeah, it hurts...they should have things like stab in the back beer or cuckoo magoo cocktails...Jeff says BB would sue them...Jeff says he doesn't think people would go to a restaurant called it hurts LOL Jeff says they should call it Vit Tan Don's...Jordan says no, they wouldn't be able to pronounce it...Jeff says it would be cool...Jeff asks who is buying this restaurant?...Jordan says you!...Jeff says then he should pick the name...Jordan says do it...Jeff wants Vit Tan Don's...Jordan says no LOL Jeff laughs and says what does she want then? Jordan says something with J in it because they both have J's in their name...Jeff says J to the Izzo? 😛 then JayZ would sue them, they can't win...Jordan asks about his cooking?...Jeff says he just makes it up as he goes along, he's seen a skillet before though...Jeff says cooking isn't hard, he likes it, that way he knows what is going in it...Jordan says not to make it too spicy...Jeff says he isn't, he's toned down the spicy since being there...Jordan says good job because she hates spicy...Jeff says he hates her Jordan says her stomach gets upset easily...Jeff says there's a kid at his work that is super fat, they made him drink the take out container of hot sauce for 12 bucks, lol and he ate a locust for 20 bucks, he even drank his own piss...FEEDS CUT OUT...LOL...when the feeds return, the skillet is finished and they are helping themselves...they go outside to eat… What do you mean what do I mean 1:10-1:27pm After finishing eating Jeff goes to lay down in the SS room...Jordan joins him a short while later, she sits on the slide and they give each other a look...Jeff smiles and Jordan says there ya go... They're bored and don't want to go outside and sit in the sun...Jeff says it's Sunday, it's a lazy day...Jordan says she never does anything on Sundays at home ever...Jeff says TV, movies...Jordan gets in bed...Jeff says it's his side but he makes way for her Jeff says Jordan was crunked yesterday...Jordan says she doesn't think BB will air her crunk DR session... They have decided to play a game...Jeff says they will take a couple of minutes to brainstorm some games, each must think of 3 ideas in 3 minutes and Jeff says if Jordan doesn't she has to take off her clothes. 😂 he says no wait, that's one of my ideas LOL Jordan spoons Jeff and they think. Jordan can't think of one...Jeff says maybe if she scratches his back it will help...she protests...Jeff says draw a picture instead...she does...it's a sailboat...that game is over quick...Jeff says alright, just scratch...please 😊 She does for a little while, then she stops...Jeff moves to signal for her to keep going...she doesn't so he leans back and reaches out to her and says "you getting sleepy?"...Jordan says no, she's thinking...she grabs Jeff and pulls him closer...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says everything...Jeff says "well don't...let's not talk about that...I know what you're thinking about...for real...and then I fu**ing get stressed out and need Tums"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says this place shredded his insides and his lungs are riddled with smokes, he's not smoking today, yesterday he smoked a lot and it made him sick...Jeff tells Jordan to say something like tell him she doesn't like it (aww) Jordan says she has told him before to not smoke anymore...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says he doesn't listen to her and then he smokes anyways...Jeff says he hasn't smoked today...Jordan says by the end of the night he might. Jeff says if he doesn't smoke at all today, it's getting dirty in there later...deal?...Jordan says deal...Jeff says how dirty?...Jordan sings some Christina Aguilera lyric which Jeff didn't get then he says how about if he doesn't smoke 3 days in a row? Is it bow chicka bow bow time?...Jordan says Jefffff!...Jeff says what? he needs some incentive ...Jordan says no, he can wait 😘 Jeff calls her on it and says for what?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says what is she saying? (busted!) Jordan smiles sheepishly and says nothing...Jeff asks if she's giving him clues to a hidden meaning?...Jordan says no...Jeff knows exactly what she means, he says "oh, I get it"...Jordan says what?...Jeff says "I know what you mean"...Jordan says she doesn't know what he means, what does he mean?...Jeff keeps egging her on saying "I got it don't worry"...Jordan says "what do you mean!?"...Jeff says he's got it, he purrs and laughs...Jordan says he doesn't know what he means...Jeff says yeah he does, he knows what she means and she means business 😛 Jeff plays with the cabinet drawer and then Jordan kisses his arm and asks Jeff what day this is?...they go over what day it is and how many days the HG's spend in the house... Whoville people/Luminous/Herbal Essence 1:28-1:41pm Jeff and Jordan are quiet and then Jordan shifts a little...Jeff turns to look at her and says what? just say it whatever it is...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says to just say it cuz it's all in her head and no matter what story he tells that's all she can think about, so what's up?...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says what's on your mind?...Jordan says nothing, she's just thinking...Jeff gives her the most beautiful look...Jordan says what?...he keeps adoring her...Jordan says where's my kiss?...Jeff smiles and flicks her face... ...Jordan says why'd you flick me off?...Jeff gets nervous now, lol, he says Jordan is being fishy, he covers his face with the blanket...Jordan asks with what?...Jeff doesn't like fishy business...Jordan says how can she be fishy? fishy with what?...Jordan puts her head under too and they kiss briefly...Jeff says he wishes they were fishing...Jordan says let's pretend that...Jeff does the fish mouth with his lips and Jordan says not to do that, she thought it was a kiss...they kiss again and then both are doing the fish face...Jeff isn't sure he likes it. Jordan tells Jeff to do the monkey...Jeff says for her to do it...Jeff says she looks so weird, Whoville...Jeff brings up the fat kid at work again LOL and the feeds cut out for a minute...when they return J&J are bickering over the Grinch & Whoville 😅 Jordan raises her voice and Jeff goes to choke her out LOL...it's pretty funny and thanks to Jordan I now know that Whoville people are people! 😂 Jordan flips him the bird and Jeff says he didn't know Jordan got so animated...Jordan says when they go home, he's going to watch the Grinch...Jeff says how about it you go home and get away from me right now if you talk to me like that again! Serious face by Jeff...he starts laughing at how Jordan got scared...Jordan denies...Jeff says Jordan was thinking "I'm sorry Jeff"...Jordan laughs and says "shut up, you know you'd miss me"...Jeff says you're going to miss me...Jordan says you'll miss me... Jeff says he's sure they'll be fine they'll get texts (sounds like Texas) like crazy...Jordan is confused with the Texas reference...Jeff says yeah, we'll text each other...Jordan says she was thinking too deep into it...Jeff wants to know, he wants to laugh about it...Jordan mentions her friend Big Texas...feeds cut out... When they return they're clearing up the text/Texas mix up and Jeff says he can't wait to get out of there and text Jordan.🥰 Jeff cracks up...Jordan says she will send him annoying text messages all the time, she says at the end of all of them she will put TTYN...they laugh...Jeff says it's so funny...Jeff says Luminous!...Jordan says she can mail him some of that for cheap, she gets a discount from work...she talks about the prices and the 3 step Luminous process, lol. Jordan says it's mainly for blondes, she gets compliments all the time on her hair when she uses it. Luminous! ✨ Jordan can't wait to get home, get her hair done, colored, her eyebrows done, fixed...Jeff says he uses the shittiest products...Jordan brings up Survivor & unibrows LOL Jeff says it only last 30 days because they don't want to starve people for too long...Jordan is surprised it's that short. Jordan says to continue about the bad hair shampoo...Jordan can get Jeff good stuff at a discount...Jeff says one of his friends...that was a girl...they laugh...had some tingly conditioner that he loved...Jeff says he gets so excited with products...Jordan says she can buy a big bottle for Jeff for only 12 bucks, it's good stuff...Jordan is animated again and Jeff goes to choke her again ...Jordan says she gets a discount...Jeff asks her if she's screaming because he screams and she's around him a lot and it's rubbed off?...Jordan says probably but when she tries to make a point she gets like that... Jeff asks for his iced tea that's on the ground...Jordan passes it to him...he sits up to drink it and Jordan says she thinks that is a lot for shampoo because he could just go buy (pronounce the H) Herbal Essence or Pantene Pro-V...Jeff asks what could he buy?(already smiling at how Jordan pronounces herbal) ..Jordan says (pronounce the H) Herbal Essence...Jeff smiles and says Herbal?...Jordan says Herbal Essence!...Jeff laughs...he lays back down and says oh, man, Herbal...Jordan says you know! and she imitates the commercial...Jeff says isn't it “Erbal”? Jordan says no, it's Herbal, H.E.R.B...Jeff absolutely cracks up laughing 🤣 and then says like Herbie Hancock? it's Herbal Essence...they both laugh...Jeff says holy, he loves it, he needs a fu**ing CD of all this stuff, he wonders if they could get somebody on that case. Jordan's stomach makes a weird noise and they giggle over that, then Jeff goes back to the H thing and asks if she ever smoked any Herb?...he laughs again and says his buddies like to smoke a lot of Herb...one of them loves it...feeds cut out... Guess what animal I am game 1:45-2:27pm When the feeds return J&J have decided to play an animal guessing game (leading to one of the funniest moments on the feeds...African Kangaroo). They go over how to play the game and they start. Jeff goes first, he has an animal. Jordan is guessing...she asks what he eats...Jeff says grass...and leaves and whatever's around on the prairie.  Jordan asks if he's a cow, a sheep or a goat? Jeff says no, he's not by any of those animals. Jordan asks if he's furry? Jeff says people like his fur...he has a very distinct pattern. Jordan asks where would she find him? Jeff says besides the zoo, Africa. Jordan guesses he's a giraffe!🦒 Jeff says no, but they're around where's he at.... Jordan guesses a kangaroo? 🦘 Jeff says in Africa!? 🤔 Jordan says "I don't know! Stop yelling at me!" (as she is yelling, lol) Jeff says "a kangaroo in Africa? and what distinct patterns do kangaroos have? 😂Jordan says she forgot about that part! stop! ok... Jeff says ugh! you get me angry...Jordan says umm...Jeff says to keep asking questions...Jordan asks for Jeff to describe himself...Jeff says he's very horse-like. Jordan finally guesses zebra 🦓Jeff says wow! Jordan says ahhh, I got it. Jeff says he needs a 5 minute break, he's just joking. Jordan says it's his turn now. Jeff asks if she's got it, she says yes. Jeff asks "is it an African kangaroo?" (there is laughter heard behind the walls of the room LOL) Jeff looks over at Jordan, they laugh and he says "they were not laughing at us were they?" (hell yeah they were!) J&J keep laughing and then Jordan says she gets so mad at Jeff because he yells it out and he makes her look bad... Jeff says you don't think they're laughing behind the camera thinking did she (Jordan) just say that? yeah he's the one that points out because they're doing other work and say hey? what did Jeff just say?... Jordan keeps laughing but says Jeff calls her out and she makes him look bad! she forgot he said distinctive stripes and she was picturing kangaroos in Africa (more laughter from them) 😂 Jeff says he said distinctive stripes and Africa and Jordan just blurted out kangaroo, what is she talking about? Jordan says but don't call her out like that anymore...he says he's not...Jordan says just stop, ok go. Jeff says the worst thing is they ask him about it in the DR and he doesn't know what to say anymore. Jeff's turn...is she a reptile or an animal? Animal. Can you find her at the zoo? Yeah. Is she furry? Yes. Is she originally found in Africa? Yes. Is she a safari animal? Yeah. Does she have a pattern? Yeah. Jeff says is she kind of like a zebra? Jordan says it is a zebra!!  🤣🤣🤣 Jeff gives her a look --- 😲 Jordan says nevermind, nevermind, she was thinking of something else... Jeff says now, she's just acting stupid... Jordan says she thought Jeff said giraffe so she was saying yeah! he got it, let's just do another one LOL Jeff says c'mon, he hates when she acts dumb. Jordan says she's not, it was an accident. Jeff's turn again...Jordan's got one. Jeff asks are you a reptile or animal? Reptile. Are you a snake? Yes. (that was quick) Jordan's turn. Are you furry? No. What do you eat? Hay, and fish and stuff, he thinks he eats meat but he eats mostly hay. Found on a farm? No. Are you cute? Maybe in cartoons but not real life. What color are you, patterns? No patterns, kind of purple-ish. Purple? Yes that's what you'd describe me as...greyish-purple. Jordan is perplexed...Is he in water? Uh huh. Jordan guesses octopus. Jeff says no but that was good. Jellyfish? No, she's drifting. Does he live in water? No but he goes in the water a lot because it gets too hot. Jordan says greyish-purple color? Umm, a hippo...no that's grey...Jeff smiles😃 Jordan says am I close? Jeff says she was really, really close... Jordan says but they're, a hippopotamus? Jeff says yeah! Jordan says they're not purple! Jeff says they don't have a purplish tint? Jordan says no! they're grey! Jeff doesn't know about all that. Jordan says are you color blind? they don't have a purple tint Jeff. Jeff says you wanna bet? Jordan says no, hippopotamusses are grey...they laugh 😅 Jeff bets they have a purple tint, elephants are grey. They keep bickering over it...Jeff say who are you going to believe? myself or you? LOL Jeff calls Natalie over and asks her opinion. Natalie agrees with Jordan, no purple tint.  Natalie says Jeff is trippin', Jordan agrees and says Jeff has been smoking the herb 🤪 Jeff continues debating it but Jordan is ready to play again... Jordan has one...Jeff says they are purple, they're not even grey, they're purple... Jordan says she won't argue with him... Jeff wants to bet, what is she willing to lose. Jeff says they'll send each other some tingly conditioner if the other loses. Deal! 🤝 They smoke it.😀 Jeff's turn...do you live on a farm? No. Are you an animal or reptile? Animal. Are you furry? Yes. Are you white? No Do you have horns? No, I have ears. Jeff laughs and says as other animals who uses their horns as ears. 😛 He cracks up! Do you have a mouth? Yes. Are you cuddly? Yes, she could be sometimes. Jeff guesses koala bear or panda bear? No. Jordan says when she poops she throws it at you. Jeff says monkey? Yes! Jordan's turn...do you live in water? No. Are you furry? Yes but furry doesn't describe him. What does he eat? Fruits & nuts and stuff. Where does he live? Warm climates. Is he in Africa? He's got cousins there. What color is he? All different, bright colors. A peacock? No. Bird-like? Yes. A parrot? Yeah. 🛎️ Jeff's turn...Are you a reptile or animal? Reptile. Have a hard shell? Hard but no shell. Jeff says me too. 😉 Live in water? Yes, in and out. Can you breathe underwater? Not sure, mostly float. An alligator? Yes. Jordan's turn...Do you live in water? No but I like it. Do you have legs? Yeah but they're kind of connected to my body..(Uh duh!)...if he does they're really small... Jeff thinks aloud and says do I have legs? what are those fu**ing things? Are you a snake? Umm. Are you black? Yes. Are you ugly? No, cute. Where do i find you? In the cold. A penguin? Yeah. They laugh. Jeff asks Jordan if they have legs? Jordan says yeah, they walk. Jeff says they don't have kneecaps that's for sure. Jordan says they hobble, she would call them feet. Jeff says they're like Mr. Potato Head. They try to figure out Penguins and their legs 😁 Jeff's turn...Are you an animal or reptile? I live in water. Are you a fish? Yes. Guess the fish? Yes. Do you live in salt water or fresh? Salt. Dolphin? No. Do you have big teeth? Jordan says they might not be big, she guesses if she was a little shark, they would be little but...Jeff says are you a shark? Jordan says God dangit! 😂 They laugh especially after Jordan does a little fart. Jeff say the answer would be yes, big teeth if you were a shark. Jeff pokes fun at her fart and Jordan says the fart was saying Let's Dance. 💃 Jordan's turn...What color are you? White. Sheep? No. Polar Bear? Yeah, that was fast. Jordan wants another game. Jeff asks if polar bears are black under their white fur. Jordan doesn't think so. Jeff says he heard that. They talk about polar bears and how they keep warm...Jeff says they use their blubber to keep warm. Jordan wonders if he's bs'ing her...Jeff says it's for real...why doesn't she believe him because he used the word blubber? LOL Jeff wishes he had a friend named Blubber. Jordan wonders if they're done...Jeff's turn...Live on land or water? Land. Animal or reptile? Animal. Furry? No, well not furry but some hair. Elephant? No. Found on a farm? Yes. A pig? Yes. They discuss pigs. Jordan starts playing with Jeff's nipple. 🧐 Jeff recalls the laughter behind the wall. Jordan's turn...Find you in a zoo? Yes. Live in Africa? No in the US & Canada. Furry? Not furry but have fur. Big or little? Compared to? Elephant big? No, little. Koala bear little? Around that size. Are you mean? No but I look mean. Gorilla? No. Do you have feet and legs? Yes but they're not called feet. Jeff says she's way off. Are you reptile? No. Sharp teeth? No teeth. Where would I find you? In a tree, at the top. Can you fly? Yes. An owl? No. An eagle? Yes. Jeff is tired and snuggles the blanket. He says Jordan looks tanned. Jordan wants another game. Jeff slaps her arm and says that was a good game. Jordan wants to do one last and final one... Animal or reptile? Animal. Furry? Covered in hair. On a farm? No. At a zoo? Yes. Feathers? No. Go in the water? No... Natalie wanders in and Jeff says what's up purple hippo?...Spots or patterns? No. Live here or Africa? Here or another country. A horse? No. A cow? No. Eat meat? Not sure what they eat. Are you small? No, not horse big but human size if standing. Dog? No, most of them are brown. Cute? Not really, I can be mean, I hop around. Kangaroo? Yes. Jeff says you went back to kangaroo? Jordan says yes because she knew he wouldn't go back to that again. Game over. Jeff gets really sleepy and Jordan starts talking to Natalie and is getting sleepy too...Natalie leaves...

September 2 Plans & Schemers & Cuddlers 12-12:09pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are still talking about the wrap party and the chances of them staying after BB for a few days in LA. Jeff is saying something about paying for an extra night in the hotel and then flying back home, they could pay for their own party somewhere...Jordan says yeah, pay for our own drinks and stuff...Jordan says she's want her flight the next day to be late at night because she'd be so hung over...Jeff says he would actually like to stay a couple more days, he doesn't know how it would work out or how he would work that out...Natalie cheekily asks if Jordan is going to stay a couple of days with Jeff...Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles...Natalie says no, get to know California, it's a popular place...Jeff says "I told her to stay"...Natalie says it's really popular out here. Jordan fake yawns and says "if we can move the flights, I mean I do wanna see my mom and them, I do wanna get home but if Jeff would stay maybe 2 days, maybe 3 days, 3 days max then I would" 🥰(Jordan looks at Jeff who is acting all non-chalant but smiling inside I'm sure...) Natalie asks where Kevin & Michele are? They don't know, Natalie says they are scheming, she starts yelling at them "I know you're scheming, bastards, scheming!" They talk a bit about Kevin & Michele...Natalie walks out saying she's going to catch them scheming, she leaves yelling "schemers!!"...Jeff says she is so hammered. Jordan grabs a pillow from the floor for herself and says everything seems so dirty...she lays down near Jeff and says that Michele is getting so pissed (with Natalie)...Jeff says he knows, they're going to go at it, Michele has no patience, why doesn't she just be quiet? you could see it when they were playing cards. The camera moves positions and Jordan laughs and says "oh there it goes" 😉 Natalie comes back and flops down on the rafts...she tells J&J that she called Michele a schemer. Jordan farts. 🥴 Jeff sees that she did and gets up to leave because according to Jordan it's stinky and he doesn't want to smell it. LOL Natalie says "cochina" and they laugh. Jeff leaves and Jordan lays down on Jeff's pillow. Natalie says Jordan better not be scheming, Jordan says she hasn't, she's just been hanging out with Jeff and keeping to herself...Jordan wants to put on shorts...Natalie says for her to wear sweats, it gets cold...Jordan says she can't, she says she's miserably full from tonight...they get quiet. Natalie asks "is Jeff a good cuddler?"...Jordan says "uh, yeah, I mean, we don't really cuddle too much"...Natalie says that's boring, he doesn't hold her? Jordan says not too much...Natalie says she needs to tell him...Jeff walks in with his glasses on 🤓smiling at Jordan...Jeff asks what?...Natalie says that Jordan said Jeff doesn't hold her in the middle of the night...Jordan giggles...Jeff says what? and drinks a sip of water and accidentaly spits it on Jordan who is laying in bed...Natalie repeats what she said and Jeff chokes on the water this time, lol. Jeff lays down, Natalie says girls like to be held...Jordan says "yeah, Jeff"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan laughs...Natalie says she asked Jordan about Jeff being a good cuddler and Jordan said he never holds me at night...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "you're...did you really say that?"... Jordan says she said that they don't really cuddle, cuddle...Jeff says "before we go to bed we cuddle and then afterwards we turn and smash our butts together...that's our move" they laugh... Jordan says they always put their butts together at night...Jeff says yeah, that's the move...Jordan says normally she holds his hand...Jeff says "and sometimes I wake up and her hand is cupped on my butt"...Jeff cracks up. Jordan says she wouldn't say cuddle, cuddle...Jeff agrees but says "we snuggle for a minute and then it's down to business (Jordan smiles)...then we have to get our rest"...Jeff out of the corner of his eye sees Jordan looking at him and smiling and says "not that business...I wish" 🥰 Jeff asks if he should shut the lights off? Natalie says mmm, hmm. Jeff says she gawn, she gawn over there. He gets up and shuts them, burps loudly and then he lays back down and sings "let me lick you up and down" .. brief FISH It’s up to Big Jeff 12:09-12:18am Jordan says she hates when you first turn off lights and all you see is black and you can't see nothin'. Jeff says it almost looks like white in your eyes right? Jordan says right. Jeff yawns and says he wants to go to a haunted house...pretty soon, when they get back it will be time already. Jordan says she loves going to haunted houses, doesn't he? Jeff says yeah, it gets scary. Jordan asks if Natalie likes going? Natalie mumbles mmm, hmm (she's almost asleep)...Jordan gets up to change into her shorts, she says "you gawn"...Jeff says "yeah, she gawn", they both agree she's out. Jeff can't believe BB didn't give them anything to drink tonight, isn't that weird? Jordan asks if he's mad? Jeff says he isn't but he would just like to have answers...Jordan says she would be more concerned if this were the real world (?)...Jeff says but they can't get drinks tomorrow and this is the last hurrah...Jordan says she can't believe it, she's still just...Jeff interrupts saying "they should have given us a shitload of drinks tonight and let me & you made some bad decisions" 😛 Jordan bonks Jeff with her elbow and says "I know"...Jeff puts his leg over Jordan's and says "then they would have had some TV"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair/head (hard to see)...Jeff says he scratched her head all day today...Jordan says "not all day"...Jeff says "c'mon"...Jordan says "not all day Jeff"...Jeff says "a lot". Michele comes in and says "you guys are all in bed?"...Natalie shushes her...Jordan giggles...Michele goes and sits on her bed...Natalie says if Michele comes near her she will kick her in the boobs...Jeff says to settle down...Natalie says she is going to bed for real...it's awkward for Michele so she leaves saying she's going to scheme or do laundry. Jeff says "so anyhoo..."it's back to black again"...Jordan says tssyeah...Jeff imitates her...Jordan says "I love how you repeat a lot of stuff I say"...Jeff imitates her again in a growly voice...Jordan laughs...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "oh Jeff"...Jeff asks "what? where are you?"...Jordan says "hidden"...they move around and Jeff tickles/pinches Jordan (hard to see)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "what?...you farted"...Jordan says she didn't, she promises...Jeff says everytime she laughs like that, it means it's a fart usually...Jordan elbows Jeff again and Jeff says "what's up with the elbow?"...Jordan puts her arms by her side...Jeff asks "what's going on over there?"...Jordan says "where? over here or over there?"...Jeff says over here...Jordan says nothing. They get quiet. Jordan says "they can lay out tomorrow and then pack together"...Jeff says "what a sad fu**ing day" 😞Jordan giggles...Jeff says he has to do a pack job, he doesn't know how he's going to fit everything in there. After being quiet again, Jeff grabs the cover and covers himself, turns towards Jordan, snuggles her and says mmmmm. Jeff feels something on her, asks if it's a scratch? Jordan says it must be. Jeff softly says "St. Mary!"...Jordan whispers "St. Mary, St. Joseph"...Jeff grabs Jordan even closer, Jordan slightly pushes him away, Jeff says "what?"...Jordan whispers "no"...Jeff gets comfy and says "I need a yes one time"  Jordan says "one day"...Jeff practically lays on top of Jordan and says "I doubt it, when is this day? today?"...Jordan whines...Jeff says "yeah?" Jordan says nuh uh...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan giggles and says she said no...Jeff says she said yes, he heard it....Jordan says not today...Jeff says "don't go back on your word"...Jordan says she's not. Jeff asks if Jordan is going to tell him about her dream. Jordan deflects asking if someone yelled something? she could have sworn somebody just said Jordan, he didn't hear it?...Jeff says no...he then whispers "it's creepy...Jordan...fool around with Jeff" 😅 Jordan laughs. @ the 12:16:13am mark Camera 1 turns towards Jeff & Jordan for a close up angle Jeff says "did you hear that? I didn't hear anything, what'd you hear? did you hear something? Jordan!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "did you hear something?"...Jordan says "yes, I heard little Jeff, playdoh litte Jeff, it was his spirit, coming back saying..something."...Jeff says "yes!...little Jeff is trying to hook it up"...Jordan says "it's not up to little Jeff"...Jeff says "who's it up to?"...Jordan says "Big Jeff"  Jeff pulls Jordan closer saying "hmm, alright Let's Dance" Jordan laughs...movement under the covers...Jeff whispers in Jordan voice "mmm, noo"...Jordan whispers "no"...Jeff whispers "mmm, yes"...Jordan turns her head the other way...Jeff moves his hand...Jordan does something to make Jeff say "off completely?"...Jordan says no and she starts humming...Jordan asks if he's hot in his sweatpants? Jeff says a little bit, Jordan says that is why she changed into her shorts...Jeff gives up trying, LOL, and turns away from Jordan and throws the cover off of him onto Jordan...he exhales and closes his eyes...(poor guy, hehe) Jeff’s sexual frustration 12:18-12:21am Jeff has just turned on his back and pulled the cover off of him and onto Jordan after giving up making "advances" at Jordan, she denies him... Jordan is maybe feeling bad about not letting Jeff get his way a little...they are quiet then Jeff says he ate so much tonight...Jordan says she feels fat too...Jordan starts humming again and tries to grab Jeff's arm but he starts taking off his sweatpants and she whines...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she's trying to get his arm...Jeff says "hold on a second"...Jordan says "sister?"...Jeff says "yeah, you relax, here you go" and he plops his arm down on her face LOL He starts trying to grab her face with his hand, she giggles but says "oww"...Jeff says "ow what?"...Jordan says it's her pimple...Jeff says "gross"...Jordan gets a little offended and pushes his arm away...Jeff says "come here" 🥰 Jordan relents and holds Jeff's hand. Jeff says she looks like that competition, he starts laughing...Jordan opens her mouth wide, she isn't impressed but she keeps holding his hand...Jeff says "what was the name of that? Pop that Veto"...Jeff laughs...Jordan half laughs but lets go of Jeff's hand...Jeff says "Jordan, come here" (my favorite two words)...Jordan directs his arm away and says "you can go over there"...Jeff says "no problem"...Jordan turns away from Jeff and sarcastically says "pop that veto"...Jeff says "pop that Jordan"...Jordan harumphs...Jeff says "you don't roll over on me"... Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff now feels bad and immediately covers himself and spoons Jordan...he fake humps her and they both laugh...Jordan says Jeff looks like a very sexually frustrated person...(they both mumble something I can't quite make out)...then Jeff says "well, what do I look like? a normal guy?"...Jordan says "true"...Jeff says "they're probably sick of me being shut down"...Jordan says "wha? I'm not doing it on camera"...Jeff says "me neither, you sicko"...they both laugh with Jordan saying to not turn it around on her and Jeff saying "what are you talking about?"... Renny: St. Mary! St. Joseph! 12:21-12:30 After J&J have a laugh about not "doing it" on camera, Jordan says "I'm so freaking bummed"...Jeff says "yeah, we lost"...Jordan says "no, it's like the worst"...Jeff says "yeah, it's the worst...it's over"...Jordan says she hasn't felt like this in a long time, it's weird, it's a game why is she getting all upset, she doesn't know why...Jeff says it's cuz they came so close and thought they were going to do it then it was snatched away and it gawn 😟 Jordan says if Jeff leaves on Thursday will he be nice when he leaves?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if he is he going to be smiling and like Jeff or is he going to be negative and walk out like Lydia?...Jeff says "no, no, no, I'll be nice...you gotta go out with class, you can't be a fu**ing...goober"...Jordan says she said in the DR that if she was gone, if she gets evicted she's going to give everybody hugs and smiles, just walk out the door and joke around and laugh because when Julie says you're evicted, it's over, you gotta get over it...Jeff agrees....Jordan then says she said that if Jeff leaves he's going to be bitter but if he does go, she would hope, she wouldn't want to remember Jeff as walking out all pouty. Jeff gets a little pissy here and says while taking his arm out from underneath Jordan's head "I'm glad your DR's are about me walking out the door"...Jordan says she said it about her and she had to say it about him too...Jeff says "get off me"...Jordan repeats she had to talk about both...Jeff says her and production are having a good laugh about him...Jordan laughs and says she said it about both, didn't Jeff hear her?...Jordan has put her arm on Jeff, Jeff pushes it away playfully. Jeff says "St. Mary!"...Jordan says "she was in this room"...Jeff says "yeah, why? do you feel her spirit?"...Jordan laughs and says "it's awesome though" and then Jordan starts talking about Renny and how the room was in their season...Jordan reaches over to grab Jeff's hand...Jeff says "forget it" but he of course, gives it to her anyway...Jordan pulls him over, close to her, Jeff spoons her and says "I like this"  🥰 Jordan continues on about Renny and her leaning over the drawer...Jeff adjusts his mic that is bugging him, he asks if Renny was saying it in the drawer?...Jordan gets up and shows Jeff (in the dark, lol) how Renny was bending over the drawer saying St. Mary! St. Joseph!...Jordan cracks up and sits down...Jeff asks if she was saying it while she was sleeping?...Jordan gets up again and shows Jeff how she was leaning over...Jeff asks why she was saying that?...Jordan doesn't know but Keesha & Memphis were like Renny! and the next day they showed Renny in her DR and it showed her in the kitchen, grabbing Almond Joys and she guesses she was eating them, sleepwalking, she brought them back in the room and so she said the next day when she woke up and saw the empty wrappers of Almond Joys, she must of gotten up in the middle of the night 😃 Jeff says he has to watch that again...Jordan says he does, it's so funny...Jeff says they talk about this every single night...Jordan says it's cuz she loves her, Renny is the freaking bomb...Jordan thinks she didn't play dirty, she was just fun, she didn't scheme, last year's cast was cool, they had older people...Jordan goes over the last season and the older people that were cast...she wishes she was cast with them, she would have had so much fun. They get quiet and then all of a sudden a movement is seen under the covers by Jordan, Jeff quickly lifts the cover off of him...this must be an inside joke because Jeff looks over at Jordan and they crack up laughing...they're so in sync at this point that their laughs even sound the same! Jeff says "what? what happened? St. Mary"...Jordan says to say it...Jeff says "St. Mary!...I can't do it, you do it better"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says yeah, it's funny when she does it...Jordan says "St. Mary!"...they crack up...Jeff asks if she really says that...Jordan says she swears it's something like that...Jeff says he has to watch it...Jordan says to fast forward to the final 5...Jeff says she made final 5?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff is surprised...Jordan explains the order... Jordan's mic jabs Jeff and he says "what's up? why do you always stick this thing in me? it makes me sick"...Jordan says she didn't stick it in him, it was just there...Jeff says "stick it in you?"...they both crack up LOL...Jordan pats Jeff's side...Jeff says he fu**ing hates those things, the edges, they're tiny & microscopic and scratch you...Jordan laughs...Jeff says she has the giggles now...Jordan says no, she just keeps thinking about what she's said...Jeff says St. Mary?..Jeff says they've said it 100 times...Jordan says it's every night...Jordan busts it out again "St. Mary! St. Joseph!"... Jordan is scratching Jeff's arm now...Jeff says he's gotta watch that for sure...Jordan says "and then she's like (in Renny voice) I wake up and I find a bunch of empty Almond Joy wrappers"...Jeff cracks up "I must have been sleepwalkin' or something"...they both crack up...Jeff says she was pretty carefree...Jordan says she freaking loves her, she was the coolest...Jeff says she cut hair too...Jordan talks about the time when Renny cut Dan's hair...Jeff says they for sure showed Jordan cutting his hair...(wrong Jeff, lol) Making Jordan better/Jeff believes in Jordan 12:30-12;34am Jeff & Jordan are talking about when Jordan cut Jeff's hair and how they hope BB shows it, Jeff thinks they are for sure...Jeff says "I wasn't getting pissed was I?"...Jordan says "you kinda were at first "does it look alright here? no, Jordan look at the line!""...Jordan says awww...Jeff says "I do get frustrated easily"...Jordan says "oh God, you do, you used to not in the beginning with me, why all of a sudden do you now?"...Jeff says "because I thought you'd be learning throughout the process and you're not"...Jordan doesn't respond (and maybe taps him with her foot or something unseen) because Jeff nervous laughs and then says "why did you do that?"...Jordan says "cuz, that hurts my feelings"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "what hurts your feelings?"...Jordan says "cuz you said I'd be learning through the process and I'm not"...Jeff says "cuz I try to make you better...at things, but you're fine the way you are" 🧐 Jordan says uhhhh...Jeff says "what? that's a compliment"...Jordan says "no, I don't think it is"...Jeff says "yes it is"...Jordan says "then why would you be trying to make me better"...Jeff gets all tongue tied saying "well, how the, what the hell, who's the hell"...he starts laughing and says "well who the hell I am to tell you"...he laughs again and Jordan does the same...Jeff says "who the hell am I to tell you you're supposed to be better than me, ykwim, what the hell do I know?...that's what I was trying to say"...they both laugh...Jeff says "why are you laughing? I know why you're laughing but it's not a laughing matter" LOL...Jordan whines "Jeeeffff"...Jeff says "what?"... Jordan props herself up a bit and faces Jeff saying "you're supposed to believe in me!"...Jeff says "I do believe in you!"...Jordan says "I don't think you do"...Jeff says "yes I do"...Jordan says "you just say you do, I think, cuz you don't want to hurt my feelings"...Jeff says "Jordan, I wouldn't be with you, if I didn't believe in you"...Jordan totally cracks up laughing and digs her head in Jeff's armpit...Jeff says "what are you laughing at? like partners"...Jordan says "no, it sounded like a rhyme or a card or something, she says "Jordan, I wouldn't be with you, if I didn't believe in you"...they both laugh at how cheesy it sounds...Jeff says "you're such a loser"...Jordan grabs Jeff, hugs him, puts her hand on his face... ...and says "awww, give me a hug" and she plants 5 big noisy kisses on his cheek...Jordan says "whaddya think about that?"...Jeff says "I think I'm going to get an oily pimple on my cheek"...they laugh and he grabs the cover, covers both of them and goes in for the snuggle/kiss. They kiss twice and Jeff says "let's get dirty" while pulling the cover over them even more...Jordan of course says "no!"...Jeff says "what? don't make me kiss your zit"...they giggle and then Jeff starts tickling Jordan mercilessly, she laughs and thrashes around under the cover...Jordan yells "JAYEFF!"...Jeff shushes her and says "St. Mary!"...Jordan says "omg, that tickled so bad...Jeff says "dude, you looked like the exorcist in there"😅...Jordan laughs... All of their sayings 12:34-12:36am Jeff has just finished tickling Jordan, Jordan comments on how Jeff said don't let me kiss your zit...Jeff says "nooo"...Jordan says "nopo, yeah, nooo, you did"...Jeff says "do some...I'll give you 5 minutes to rip on me...do some impersonations"...Jordan says k, umm and she starts... "No, Jordan I said 2 cards!"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "and then you'll say "I'm out, I'm done, I've had it or you're like TSSSSSSSSSS (hand signal)"...Jeff says that one she makes him do...Jordan says "you're like, John Gotti SSSSSSSSandwich!" Jeff loses it!!😂 and says that's a good one...Jordan says "and then you say we lost, it hurts, it's over or we lost, it's over, it hurts, how does it go?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's over, we lost,  it hurts...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "whatever you want"...Jordan says "and then you say someone needs to clean out this toona in the fridge"...Jeff says "this fu**ing toona"...Natalie shushes them...Jeff says to Natalie hey, there's another room in there, she was going to lay in here and then go to sleep in the other room...he realizes she's sleeping...Jordan says "and then you'll say I'm out! but I do love the anybody want a John Gotti SSSSSSSandwich?"...they crack up laughing...Jeff says he can't believe she picked up on it...Jordan says " and then you're like you gawn!...man, we've got a lot"...Jordan hugs Jeff...Jeff says "yeah, so many". Jordan giggles again and says "you're like tssssssss (hand signal)"... Vit Tan Don & John Gotti 12:37-12:41am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jeff says Jordan would love his buddy Andy, he laughs like the same...Jordan ask which one is that?...feeds cut out...they return with Jeff saying he (Andy) laughs at them all and he uses them...Jordan says Jeff doesn't like hers, he only likes Luminous!...Jeff says that one is funny, he doesn't like Gucci, it's too cliché, it's too much, if it was your own word but it's a product name...Jordan says her Gucci word started in 8th grade and they've carried it on since then and people know her as Gucci...Jeff says he can't stop now, he just wishes it was something different, he wishes it was a different word but Gucci is cool, it's her thing...Jordan says Gucci and Gooch...Jeff says the Goocher was from Different Strokes...Jordan starts singing and feeds cut out... They return to Jeff saying Vit Dan Ton...Jordan is trying to say it...Jeff explains how he got the name, his ma used to be like Vit Antone! and his best friend Guiseppe is kind of deaf so he's like Dan Ton so that's how he says his name Dan Ton but that's where it comes from, his name is Vito Anthony and she says Vit Antone, Vit Antonio, so like Vit Antone...Jordan says Vit Tan Ton LOL...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton but then his best friend is like Dan Ton so it's all blended in to Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says hang on, she wants to say it like Jeff but she can't...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says yeah, you said it...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says it twice more...they laugh...Jeff says everyone says Vit Dan Ton back home. Jeff says Jordan would die because all his friends have the same sayings as him, she would laugh and know what they're talking about, one of his friends would pull up and say dude, he got the best John Gotti parking spot...Jordan asks why does he say John Gotti? he was the gangster right?...Jeff doesn't know why, it's been for awhile, everything was John Gotti so when something is good or I find a good parking spot it's John Gotti and apparently good sandwiches...they laugh...Jeff says he doesn't know why he talks the way he does...Jeff says Jordan fu**ing cracked him up. 😀 Real kissing before practice for the show 12:41-12:44am Jeff has just finished saying that Jordan cracked him up (with the John Gotti ssssandwich thing) when Jordan hugs on Jeff and kisses his arm (that he has raised)...Jeff makes a sad mmmm sound and says it's over 😔...Jordan says we lost and continues kissing/biting Jeff's arm 😘..Jeff says it is...Jordan says it hurts...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to cry Thursday? he turns towards her and lifts the cover over them...Jordan says there's some days she thinks she will and others she doesn't...Jeff kisses Jordan and says he hopes not...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff lifts the cover totally over them and says "so we can kind of keep it fun...and dirty"...Jordan says "dirty?"...Jeff says "wanna get nasty for the live show?"...Jordan says "no, nasty?"...Jeff whispers he's just joking...Jordan says "yeah, what are you going to do?"... Jeff says he's going to be like and he starts pretend making out with her...Jordan says "no! you can't do that"...movement under the cover...Jeff kisses Jordan...Jordan says he can't do that either 😉...Jeff says why?...Jordan says "cuz we're on live show"...Jeff says they'll like it, he kisses Jordan again...Jordan says people are expecting it...Jeff asks "why, cuz you told them?"...Jordan says "I didn't tell them anything, they asked, she didn't even say anything so it's up to you, brother"...Jeff mmm's and says "pressure's on?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff kisses Jordan. (recurring theme, lol) Jordan says "you don't think so?"...Jeff says "you don't think so what?"...Jordan says "you don't think the pressure's on?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "to kiss you on the live show?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "who gives a f**k, everyone saw it already"...Jordan says "so how are you going to do it? re-enact"...Jeff says "re-enact or you mean practice?"...Jordan says yeah, practice. Jeff says he'd be like and he starts tickling her again...Jordan begs for mercy...Jeff stops, mmm's, throws the cover over them again and goes in for a slow kiss...Jordan then says "so what are you going to do?"...Jeff whispers "come here, I'll show you"...Jordan lifts the cover up in the air saying she's hot...Jeff reaches over and kisses her one more time...Jordan takes off her mic and Jeff sits up to grab his drink on top of the dresser. Jordan says "don't spill it on me", they laugh...Jeff lays back down and says "now relax"...ahh, but Jordan won't let him. 😁 Practicing their goodbye kiss for the live show 12:44-12:52am Right after Jeff says he's going to relax, Jordan says "no, you're supposed to show me"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "ready?" and she sits up to face Jeff...Jeff says "no, I don't know...wait, we're really going to do this?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "noo"...Jordan says "you don't?"...Jeff says "like a dramatic one?...Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says "can't we just give a nice kiss and hug?"...Jordan says "that's what I'm saying"...Jeff says "well, what do you want?"...Jordan lays back down and says she doesn't know but tells Jeff to turn her way and pretend...Jeff turns to face Jordan. Jordan says "let's pretend it's me that's evicted"... "and we just get up out of our chairs, face each other"...Jeff says you gawn...Jordan says she'll say "you gawn" and then...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's boob  ...Jordan laughs and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "so which way? is it going to be a hug and...(she kisses Jeff)...like that? or is it going to be a hug and..."...Jeff grabs Jordan and fake grinds her LOL...Jordan says "no, not like that". Jeff says "can I grab your butt and be like this?"... Jeff kisses her more deeply...Jordan says no, he can't do that...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says "grab my butt and do that?"...Jordan mulls that over for 2 seconds and says that Jeff can pat it...Jeff says how about he double fists it and pull her legs up on him?...Jordan says no, he can do it like (she pats his butt and kisses him) Jeff says how about he push her over the table and then get behind her  LOL ...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff starts laughing and moves back the other way...Jordan reels him in and starts up again, she gives Jeff a brief kiss... but says he's not trying...Jeff asks what she wants him to do?...Jordan says pretend right now...Jeff says "I am pretending...that I like you"  ...Jordan play punches Jeff for saying this...Jeff says he's just joking, c'mon, what's up, this is stupid...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "because we're pretending to say goodbye? can't they just be like see ya buddy"...Jeff kisses Jordan on the nose...Jordan says ok, do that...Jeff says well how does she want to do it?...Jordan says "I told you"...Jeff goes in for a deeper kiss... Jordan says no, that's too nasty for TV...Jordan then kisses Jeff and Jeff says "that's nice"...Jordan says "yeah, that"...Jeff says "ok, perfect, deal?"...Jordan says even if it's her evicted, she's going to smile big at Jeff even if she should look disappointed, she's going to smile real big and even if Julie says you're evicted, she'll have a frown for a second, then she'll give him a big hug or smile ok?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says for Jeff not to think she's going haha, you gawn...Jeff strokes Jordan's hair and says mmm, kay...Jordan says "and then" and goes in for a kiss... Jeff says "don't make it all cheesy and big"...Jordan says what does he mean?...Jeff says he's going to be classy but not happy about it, ykwim?...Jordan says Jeff doesn't have to kiss her...Jeff says he doesn't care...Jordan says he said he was always going to do that so he might as well stick to it...Jeff says he was going to do it by the door and make it all dramatic...Jordan says like when you bend them over and do it sideways?...Jeff says yeah but they need to practice that cuz they'll both fall down...Jordan says then they'll look like douchebags... Jordan concludes by saying he can do that or make it look like a movie, she laughs...Jeff turns to lay on his back again...Jordan turns to hug him and Jeff grabs the cover and says "I say we get dirty"  (bonus points for persistence Jeff!) ...Jeff goes in for a kiss while Jordan is saying that Julie asked her about it and this way, she's not rejecting Jeff again...Jordan says she never rejected him before (umm, yes you did) just she was, you know, she didn't want to do it live...Jeff says why not? how are you going to do it now?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says she better get over it. In the meantime Michele has come in, they greet her but they're kind of busy under the cover (LOL) and they are half listening to what she's saying so the conversation is stilted and weird. Jordan makes some sort of advance towards Jeff, he mmm's and then pulls the cover higher and gets cozier with Jordan...Michele asks them about Natalie, they have mixed responses, finally Jeff peeks his head out from the cover and says Natalie is sleeping in the corner...you see a big smile come across Jeff's face  and he goes back under and there is movement and rustling...Michele says goodnight, they barely hear her, they pull the cover off of them, they giggle...Michele says they're all suffering form hearing loss today, they agree...Jordan then turns to face the other way and Jeff exhales, closes his eyes and holds his forehead with his hand. Sweet restlessness before sleep 12:52-1:18am Jeff hears a noise and says it's a mouse...Michele giggles  😐 Jeff has a look on his face LOL and says what?...Jordan has turned the other way but it doesn't stop Jeff, he rolls back to spoon her and lifts the cover over them (I think he's rubbing her butt, lol) ...Jordan does something and Jeff says what?...they spoon quietly...Jordan turns a little towards Jeff...Jeff surrounds Jordan and they kiss, things get a little heated...Jeff shifts to lay on his back, Jordan holds him and Jeff says "I lost...it's over"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's head... He asks if she's going to sleep?...Jordan shifts to be touching Jeff's chest, she snuggles and says she's probably going to, is he?...Jeff says what else is he going to do?...Jordan has her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff rubs Jordan's hair again... Michele tells them no, she's not sleepy (who asked you?) ...Jeff says "let's tell stories"...Jordan can't get enough of Jeff so she grabs his arm and brings it up over Jeff's chest but Jeff says that it's so uncomfortable...Jordan brings Jeff's hand up to her face...Jeff covers them with the cover and he says "best friend"...Jordan says nuh uh... (Jeff is talking about his armpit that Jordan is in but interestingly Jordan thinks he's talking about them being best friends and for once she finally doesn't like him referring to them as best friends 😏)...Jeff says "my armpit"... Jordan comes from out under the cover and says something smells like garlic...she asks if Jeff smells it? she smells Jeff's fingers to determine which one it is...Jeff says it might be the blanket because he smells it all the time too...Michele says she has smelly fingers  ...Jeff says him too, he complains about his mic, he's so over it...Michele says they can send her out of the room if she's took garlic-y...they say she's fine. Jordan turns and asks where Jeff's hand is?...Jeff says his hand can't do that, where does she want it?...they rustle around, Jordan tries to get comfy, she can't get her neck right...Jeff puts his mic away and they get quiet. @ the 12:58am mark Jeff pulls the cover off of him and Cam 1 turns slightly off of them and then goes to the far away angle...at this point Jeff is praying...Jordan says she can't get comfy, she's turned 10 or 20 times...they lay quietly...Jordan elbows Jeff and says sorry if that was his head...Michele says she's hungry and gets up to leave...Jeff says get some food, there's some steak on the stove...Michele leaves. @ the 1:00am mark both cams go off J&J and onto Michele, they return a minute later Jordan is rubbing Jeff's head, they kiss and Jeff says he has to pee real fast, he puts his sweatpants on and goes to the bathroom. Just after the 1:04am mark Jeff returns, drinks some water and gets back in bed. Jeff immediately gets undercover and bites Jordan's butt  LOL! 😅 he grabs her, they spoon, they both giggle...Jeff says "what happened?"...Jordan doesn't know but it kind of hurt...Jeff says he hopes it's black & blue...Jeff farts and says what if you did that when I was biting it? LOL ...they laugh...they get comfy with Jordan holding Jeff's arm...Jeff says "Johrdan"...he throws the cover off him again, they can't sleep...Jeff says what are they going to do, play games?...Jordan says what kind of games?...Jeff says he's never picked his nose so much, nothing comes off. Jeff says he could try to go to sleep if she wants?...Jordan secret smiles A LOT and holds onto Jeff's arm...Jordan puts her leg onto Jeff's...Jeff shifts his and starts shuffling his feet...Jordan moves her leg back...Jeff says "what's up Johrdan?" and rubs her hair...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair, shifts back a little and secret smiles some more 😊 ...Jeff keeps shuffling...Jeff then turns his face towards Jordan, reaches for her forehead and gives her a sweet kiss saying he's going to try to sleep 🥰 he turns on his belly and Jordan immediately starts scratching without even him asking 🥰🥰 Jeff mmm's and Jordan scratches his back and his hair... Just after the 1:13am min mark Jordan starts slowing down and then just after the 1:14am mark super cute moment when Jordan turns to lay back the other way, she has her hand near his head and Jeff reaches for her hand, he holds it. (just this little action said so much) Jordan continues scratching but very off and on, she's getting tired...just before the 1:17am mark they finally settle into sleep, right on cue...Michele walks back in the room and they all go to sleep. Jeff rubs Jordan’s head again 11:13-11:15am Jeff is waking up...Jordan turns towards Jeff and he turns towards her and strokes her hair/head very sweetly. ☺️ He then pauses, rubs his eyes, then turns towards her again and gently caresses her arm for a little...he then turns back and covers himself,  closes his eyes... Under the cover kisses/Jeff likes Jordan 11:34-11:48am Jeff has woken up, gone to the bathroom, brushed his teeth and goes back into bed with Jordan who is still laying down. Cam 1/2 switch to them just after the 11:34am mark...Jeff is under the cover with Jordan. He's spooning her and then he reaches down with his head and (I think) bites her butt again, lol...Jordan says "no"...Jeff giggles and says "what?"...he kisses/nuzzles her neck and Jordan giggles...Jeff does it again and Jordan semi-protests and turns saying "you bite me"...Jordan moves back to spoon with Jeff...Jeff asks if she wants him to make regular pancakes or make them fun?...Jeff says "you don't like bananas huh?"...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff kisses Jordan from behind and then says "you giving me the hand?"...Jordan says "no, I'm running my hand through your hair". Jeff kisses Jordan again, rustling, then some mumbling, Jordan asks about the pancakes and Jeff says he was going to make banana nut (ones)...Jordan says she doesn't like bananas, she's still kinda full...Jeff asks from the steaks?...inaudible mumble from Jordan...Jeff lifts the cover over them even more and goes in for another kiss and some tickling...Jordan screeches and then giggles...Jeff in his best Jordan voice says "Jayeffff"...lots of rustling and more kissing...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan turns towards Jeff and says "we lost, it hurts"...more rustling and longer kissing...Jeff says does that mean it's over?...Jordan says "that means thanks"...Jeff says "it means it's over"...Jordan says nuh uh. Jeff starts humming the lick you up & down song again, lol...Jordan says she doesn't know why she gets so ticklish there...Jeff says "you get ticklish but you don't wanna be ticklish"...Jordan says her mom is the same way...of course Jeff starts tickling her and Jordan screeches Jeffff!...more rustling and giggling...Jeff kisses Jordan and Jordan says she hasn't brushed her teeth yet...Jeff says "gross"...Jordan says he saw him get up out of bed...Jeff says he thought she went to the washroom...Jordan says to pee earlier but she didn't brush them...Jeff calls Jordan a grossie...Jordan says "what? I'm just warning you"...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan says "try to yell at me and call me gross!"...they kiss LOL...they stop and Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "Jayefff!"...Jordan says thanks again. Jordan says she forgot she put on mascara last night...Jeff lifts the cover off and sort of looks at Jordan...Jordan says not to look...Jeff says "let me see, yammahamma!"   Jordan says "noooooo"...Jeff says "it's fright night"...Jordan says "for real?"...Jeff says "no, I didn't even look at you"...Jordan's comes up for air (LOL) and she asks if it's pretty outside?...Jeff says it's 11:30, he's not tired, he slept enough. Jeff says he can't believe how many times he peed last night...Jordan says "you drink more water than anybody I know"...Jeff laughs and says he doesn't know why, he's always been like that, he drinks so much water...Jordan says it's not a bad thing...Jeff says it is when you have to pee 3 times a night...Jordan says then don't do it...Jeff's Irish accent comes out a little when he says "I'm thirsty"...Jordan says then she doesn't know how she can help him...Jeff says he knows, he lost, he could stop complaining all the time and maybe just suck it up...Jordan says "and get up and pee"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan nods and says "that'll work". Jeff says "I only complain if I like you so take it as a compliment"...Jordan says "that what?"...Jeff repeats "I only complain to you if I like you" Jeff says "if you were just a person in this house he would just be like I peed a lot yesterday whistles and that would be the end of that, I like to drag things out and complain more"...Jordan says "with me?"...Jeff says "the more I like someone" (hint hint Jordan)...Jordan says "oh, well thanks"...they laugh...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff says that was his attempt to make an excuse at bitching, she still doesn't get it, he's just going to drop the whole...Jordan says "I do get it!"...Jeff reaches for chapstick and says "what?"...Jordan, in a lower voice, says "I do get it". Jeff offers Jordan chapstick and she says no, she hasn't brushed her teeth yet...Jeff doesn't get how that matters...Jordan explains it will get on her toothbrush...Jeff is going to let that one go, what if she needs it in the middle of the night...Jordan raises her voice again and says she would use it because it's the middle of the night, you're not going to get up and brush your teeth...Jeff points at Jordan and says "don't start, today we're not going to fight at all", he crosses his arms and then asks Jordan if she rolled her eyes...Jordan says no... Jeff points his index finger upwards and says "there's our first fight"...Jordan turns the other way and says she didn't roll her eyes. Jeff like a 5 year old bugging his playmate pulls Jordan's ponytail and Jordan laughs...Jordan says tomorrow...Jeff says tomorrow it's over...Jeff laughs...Jordan turns back towards Jeff and says we lost, it hurts...Jeff laughs and says at least they have that joke to keep them laughing but it faces facts...Jordan says "it hurts bad"  Jeff nods saying "real bad"...Jeff whispers "we lost" and turns to face Jordan who closes her eyes and smiles at Jeff who starts laughing. (I think at this point the we lost it hurts routine is more referring to the fact they can't get intimate in there not the fact one of them is leaving 😉) Jeff says his buddies are going to die...Jordan says if she goes to the jury house she's going to be in a bad mood just because with those people and in here you'll be in a better mood here than there. Jeff says he'd rather be alone...Jordan says maybe Jeff can ask...Jeff says no, you gotta experience the whole thing...Jordan says it will be different because the game's over...and Jeff says it's going to be so nice...Jordan says if they are, then they suck at life...Jeff doesn't doubt that, then they lost...Jordan says and it hurts...Jeff says for life it hurts...Jordan says Jessie never got over what Dan did so who knows...Jordan shifts and Jeff says here they go, she already stuck him (with the mic)...Jordan says she's sorry...Jordan tells Jeff to scoot over and she starts whispering in his ear... It's inaudible at first but then the mic kicks in with Jordan telling Jeff about the promises Michele made to Natalie so that Natalie would keep Jeff...Jeff nods and Jordan asks if Michele told him, he nods and she says oh, nevermind then...Jeff smiles and says she told him...Jordan says the only negative side...and then she whispers game in Jeff's ear again...Jeff says Natalie is not going to fall for it, he just asked her right now where she's at and she said she didn't know...they discuss game again...Jordan starts up for the umpteenth time about Michele coming after her and Jeff tells Jordan to pick whoever she wants to pick, she seems to have it all figured out...Jordan says she hates his sarcasm...Jeff says he hates her fu**ing way of thinking, he looks at Jordan... Jordan talks game again and Jeff says for her to play both sides...Jordan says she's keeping to herself...Jeff says yeah, for real...Jeff says for her to say she's still pissed about him and don't talk to nobody and wait to see who wins and then jump on their side. Jordan asks what time he said it was? Jeff says it's almost noon...he then says he's going to get up, it's his last day in there and he doesn't want to spend it in bed, he gets up and gets some shorts to change into and leaves... Kitchen hugs before lunch 12:01-12:13pm Jeff is prepping lunch in the kitchen...Jordan walks into the kitchen after getting ready in the bathroom...Jeff asks her if she wants this meat like that, he's going to put eggs in his...Jordan smiles and says "eggs in it? for what?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, just cuz he feels he wants some eggs on it...Jordan walks around the counter towards Jeff who is opening the fridge...Jordan says she doesn't want any eggs...Jeff looks at her and says he'll just make that and put an egg for him...Jordan covers her face, smiles shyly and tells Jeff not to look at her pimple...Jordan hugs Jeff and Jeff hugs back. 😊Jeff says she can do whatever she wants with her and asks her if she wants to go get a thing of eggs for him while he defrosts the meat...Jordan says yeah but she points to a carton of eggs already in the fridge. Jeff says he hates the meat all frozen like that, he talks about some smelly pork chops that were outta there...Jordan says ewww...Jeff says big time...Jordan says "ewww Jeff"...Jeff says "whaddya mean ewww Jeff? it wasn't my crotch that smelled like that" (yikes! lol) Jordan aaahhh's...Jeff puts the meat in the microwave to defrost...Jordan asks Jeff if she wants some of her lemon water?...Jeff says no, but she can put it in his tea...Jordan says the freezer smells so bad...Jeff imitates her and then pretend punches her. Jeff sadly says his suitcase was in the storage, he looks at Jordan...Jordan awww's, looks at Jeff and pouts then squeezes lemon into Jeff's cup...Jeff says "it's over, I'm going to be black & white" ☠️ He smiles at Jordan and mumbles "thanks Kevin...I hope you burn in hell" 😳 Jordan makes her lemon water in silence...Michele walks in and asks what they're making?...Jeff says ground beef and eggs and iced tea and water and lemon...Jordan smiles and puts the lemon back in the fridge and then rinses her hands...she asks if it's that muggy hot outside again?...Jeff says it's pretty hot...Jordan tries to get to the counter but Jeff blocks her way and so Jordan reaches for Jeff with one arm...Jeff says "don't patronize me"...Jordan says "I'm not patronizing, I'm trying to...give me a hug"... Jeff hugs her and Jordan says "squeeze"...he squeezes her and lets go...he starts smelling his fingers all nervous LOL and then Jordan puts her fingers near his nose saying they smell good...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what his smell like and she smells...she says "nothing"...Jeff says he was just touching the meat and stuff...Jordan says "ewww, I had that shoved up my nose"...Jeff says "raw meat". Jordan goes outside and comes back in, Jeff asks if it's pretty hot out...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's 12, they can get some good sun in...Jordan gets a cookie to eat and asks Jeff if he wants half...Jeff says no, not for breakfast...Jordan says it's 12 o'clock...Jeff says it's breakfast, what's the first thing you eat?...Jeff wants to get to the microwave and directs her to move and take her cookie...Jordan gives Jeff a look...Jeff says for her not to give him that look because she feels all guilty from eating the cookie...he laughs...Jordan sits down at the counter... Jeff digs into the meat, he calls it a big ball of meat...they joke around about Michele's weird eating habits with her bagel & mayo and how she leaves it sitting around all day...Michele says she is banned from eating mayo at home because Tim throws up when he sees it, she loves mayo...Jeff says he knows a couple of people like that...Jordan says she loves mayo too...Jordan comments on the strong garlic smell and how they put garlic in everything...Jeff says he likes garlic, he wants to...(sexual innuendo)...Jordan shakes her head and smiles at Jeff...they talk about their smelly hands and comforter. Jeff is near the stove dealing with the meat and Jordan is eating, now Teddy Grahams. 🧸 They talk about laundry...Jeff says he's good, he's ready to pack, he looked at his suitcase and there's no way he can fit all his stuff, it's like carry on...(Jeff waits for a response from Jordan but there is none)...finally Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothing, he loves it when she pays attention to him 🤨 Jordan doesn't respond again LOL Jeff putters around and wants some Jordan attention so he asks her what?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan says "can I not think of things?"...Jeff says yeah and wants her to share...Jordan mumbles something about at night, farting and making her laugh about it...Jeff turns away without saying anything and goes back to his semi-frozen meat and starts cooking it.... Eggs/McMuffins/Bagels/Biscuits/Horsing around 12:18-12:30pm Jeff is almost finished cooking the ground beef and is making himself another glass of iced tea...Jordan is secret smiling at the kitchen counter :)...Jeff sneezes he says from the iced tea powder, he goes to get Jordan's lunch and says "here Jordan, it's just meat, you want it?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's just meat...Jordan asks if it's better with eggs?...Jeff says he's going to put egg on his...Jordan says then put it on hers...Jeff says "you want egg?"...Jordan smiles and says "yeah"...Jeff giggles and raises a fist at her LOL Jeff asks just one egg or two?...Jordan wants two...Jeff cracks the eggs in the skillet and lets them steam...Jeff mumbles something about she's always judging (talking about Jordan) and both Michele & Jordan are confused...Jeff says nobody worry about it. Jeff tastes a bite of meat and Jordan asks him if it's good?...Jeff shrugs his shoulders and says it's meat with eggs and he laughs...Jordan says she feels like jelly...Jeff says to fire it up, on toast?...she says on a McMuffin...Jeff says he doesn't like that but to go for it, it's right up her alley. Jordan comes around the counter and says maybe she'll have it on a bagel...Jeff confuses what she wants on the bagel and says she can eat the meat on the bagel...Jordan says meat on a bagel, it wouldn't be good...Jeff says it would be like an Egg McMuffin...Jordan says meat on a bagel?...Jeff says what does she think McDonald's meat is? high quality Kobe beef?...Jordan says "no, but still I don't eat the bagels"...Jeff say "McMuffin?"...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff waits and Jordan walks by him and squeezes his sides...Jeff pretends to punch her. Jordan comes back with her English muffins to toast and Jeff asks if she wants cheese on there (the skillet)?...Jordan says sure...Jeff is going to bombard it with cheese...Jordan waits and Jeff asks if she's having jelly with her egg McMuffin? (You mean English muffin? 😉) ...Jeff says he's never liked that, he doesn't know why...Jordan says she's not putting it on the McMuffin, she always gets biscuits...Jeff says he's not a big biscuit fan either, he pretend punches her face...Jordan says she's a big biscuit fan (more opposites, how surprising 😁)...they play fight...Jeff says really? he's not...Jordan says she loves them, she talks about Crackle Barrel, there must be one in Chicago, it's country food, she eats like 3 biscuits before her meal and then she's already full...Jeff says he knows but never ate there, he never broke bread there...Jordan says it's so good. Jordan asks if it's ready?...Jeff says pretty close, how runny does she want her eggs? it should be ready to jam...Jeff asks if she likes her eggs runny?...Jordan says not really...Jeff says to hold her fu**ing horses, her muffin isn't even ready...Jeff wonders why it isn't steaming, he moves away from the stove and says "the horses, I miss the horse track" and kicks Jordan in the butt...twice LOL Jeff says "this is the weirdest lunch ever"...he fixes his plate and then goes outside, he drops his fork, comes back in and asks Jordan to get him one, she also hands him the hot sauce to which he says it's wrecking his stomach...Jeff asks if Jordan is going outside?...she says yes...they all eat outside… Jeff’s psychic tattoo 12:42pm Jeff & Michele are outside on the couches, Jordan is in the DR...Michele has just shown Jeff her scar from when she was HOH...Jeff jokes around about how here is his scar from Vietnam, here is his scar from Big Brother...Michele tells Jeff she had a dream, there was this one time on the Amazing Race where they had to get a tattoo of the Amazing Race on them...Jeff says a real one?...Michele says the two people that ended up doing it were this old grandpa dude and his grandson, they got matching TAR tattoos and then they didn't win the whole thing so they were stuck with them...Jeff says that's terrible...Michele says she dreamt they had to do that with BB ones and she was like where is she going to put this BB tattoo? Jeff says "imagine if I had Amazing Race on my arm or Big Brother" Michele says "if you had Amazing Race on your arm that would even be more confusing" (HAHA not really Michele!!) Jeff is thinking of Jordan 12:47pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are outside...Jordan & Michele are talking about Jordan using the word Gucci and Jordan says everybody at home knows her as Gucci...Jordan heads over to the pool...Jeff, who is sitting on the BY couches and just intently looking over at Jordan, suddenly yells out to her "where you going?"...Jordan says "getting in the pool"...Jeff says "noo"...Jeff pauses and says "they're going to call me into the Diary Room otherwise I'd already be in there"...Jeff gets up, goes inside and (unseen) heads to the kitchen sink (camera is on Michele)...after a few seconds Jeff is heard saying to himself "Johrrdan"🥰 Last pool time Pt 1 12:50-1pm This would be the last time Jeff & Jordan hung out in the pool...😔 Jordan has already entered the pool and is sitting on the blue raft sideways...Jeff is finishing up cleaning up after lunch, he comes outside along with Michele...Michele comments on how hot it is and how her bathing suit is falling apart...Jeff puts on sunscreen...Jordan asks Jeff to get her a towel and he does...Michele keeps mumbling about something... Jeff burps loudly and Jordan secret smiles...Jeff says that Jordan has all these inside jokes today, what's up?...Michele is sitting on the edge of the pool with her legs in the pool...Jeff the same but on the opposite side...Michele asks if any of the jokes are of Jeff because she doesn't think she knows any of them?...Jeff says "what? I don't know them either, she doesn't tell me"...Jordan has been singing and hasn't been listening, she says "hang on, what?"...no answer so Jordan says "I wanna sing karaoke" Jeff says he never finished his story about happy endings, they kept interrupting him six times...Jordan says continue, she's listening...Jeff says continue from a week ago? (actually 2 days ago, lol)...Jeff says they have a band that plays while you sing karaoke...they ask where?...Jeff says here (in LA)...Jordan asks if the people are actually good or they just go up and do it?...Jeff says they're pretty good but it might be because of the band...Jordan says she wouldn't want to go up there and look like a yo-yo...a plane flies overhead loudly, it's hard to hear...Jeff is saying that it's easy to look like a yo-yo...Jeff says he hates when the person before you is really good and then you go up there and say "just beat it", he laughs...Michele talks about going to one in Montreal and they sang with French accents...Jeff says he loves when people suck. Jordan talks about a karaoke scene in Boy Meets World with Cory & Topanga and also how she sang "Like A Virgin" in her senior year Spring Break and she was the only true virgin that could sing the song, she sang her heart out...Jeff says "and that night you got nailed" 😂 Michele talks about singing I Like Big Butts (Baby Got Back) from a karaoke machine...Jordan talks about this hardcore guy at karaoke that was screaming into the mic, he sounded like Slipknot... Jeff tells the story about his buddy, who is the brother of another guy from another restaurant he goes to, he played high school football with him, he's a big guy but kinda quiet and they went to sing karaoke, he always sings Footloose, he does the dance with his feet on the stage like in the movie, he cuts up, he's an awesome performer, he sings the whole song, it's the best, Jeff loves it and he does it all the time...Jordan says that's a good movie...they talk about the movie being re-done and who is going to be doing it...they talk about Zac Efron and how he was going to do it but isn't anymore...Jordan says his girlfriend is pretty...Jeff says he loves her except she's like 18, he's not weird...Jordan says she's cute...Michele says she looks older. Jeff wonders if the DR is going to call him on or else he's going in the pool because it's too hot...Jeff says they lost...he takes off his mic and gets in. Last pool time Pt2 1-1:21pm Jeff gives up on waiting for the DR to call him so he gets in the pool, he throws the beach ball towards Jordan who is still sitting on the blue raft at the end of the pool, they play with it back and forth...Jeff dives in and heads straight towards Jordan, they bicker a little about how Jeff wanted to hit Jordan in the face with the ball...he says it's so much nicer in the water...Jordan makes fun of how he says 'water'...Jeff says he didn't even say it like that, it's Michele that does...they talk about who says water how, how Michele says 'forest', the movie Forrest Gump comes up and Jordan says she loves that movie. Jeff positions himself to be floating with the help of the beach ball, his legs on Jordan and the raft...Michele talks about how Tim has a strong Boston accent...Jeff loves that, is it worse when he's drunk? LOL This brings up Mr. Boston from Rock of Love which Michele doesn't know, she only goes to Perez Hilton to get gossip on these shows...Jeff asks if he talks about that shit?...Michele says yeah...Jeff thought she meant him talking about them...Jordan doesn't think Perez would talk about them...Jeff says why not? maybe he'll talk about Chima...Jeff then asks Jordan why she's pulling his shorts down?...Jordan is caught off guard and says she doesn't know, she didn't mean to LOL, so she continues fiddling with them and secretly smiling to herself. ☺️ Michele brings up how every year BB gets media to tour the house and test out competitions and stuff...Jeff says they did put 12 people in there didn't they?...Michele says yeah, for a day...Jeff thinks it's for a week...Michele says no, for a day, Jen (Johnson) was one of them...Jeff asks why the f**k would she do it, she already knows what it's like...Michele doesn't know, she reports for MSN...Jeff says he wants to do that...Michele says they get to play 12 weeks of competitions in one day...Jeff isn't buying it, there's no way they can set up 12 weeks of competitions in one day... Michele says they were scaled down...Jeff says he thinks she's making it up...Michele says she was checking it out before BB...Jordan says apparently everybody was...Jeff says he did a little bit too and they said there was going to be some kind of jellyfish tank...Jordan says "for real?"...Michele remembers that and there was also supposed to be some cool fiber optic wall or something...Jeff says they make this shit up...Michele says some of it is real because she heard about the high school theme...Jeff heard something about a jungle house, that would have been cool...they all were worried about there not being a washer & dryer, they weren't looking forward to that. Michele says she heard somewhere there was going to be nudist BB...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says we were going to be naked? how would you air any of that? no, you'd have to cast nudists, if they told him he had to be naked for 2 months on TV he'd say "dude, I'm out, you sick bastards, what kind of show are you running?"😅 Jordan asks Jeff if he thought he would make it far or did he go just to go along with it when he went with his girlfriend?...Jeff guffaws and says "my friend"...Jordan says his friend, did he know or did he just do it?...Jeff says he thought, I'll do it, I'm good at interviews and shit so he said he would do it so he went with her...Jordan giggles and says he made it (and she didn't)...Jeff laughs and says "yeah"...Jordan says hers was easy, it felt normal, she didn't feel awkward, she acted herself...Jeff says he didn't think he would "make it, make it" and when they called he said what? am I going to have to do this? get ready?...Jeff says they ran around the bush and then said they were going to send out a crew and Jeff said if they send out a crew, he better be on, was he on?... Michele says she was nervous but BB was looking for a dorky person anyways...Jordan says she told Jeff she would love to see Michele's interviews and what she said...Jeff says that in some of his interviews he looked like Joey Tribianni, he looked like the biggest yo-yo, he said the dumbest shit...Michele says he is a big yo-yo...Jeff says he is but whatever, they all made it there somehow...Jordan says she was shocked she made it. Jeff says that the last week BB just told him to be ready because he kept asking him all these leading questions with hidden meanings, BB was onto him and just told him to be ready by Friday and Jeff asked if they meant ready to leave? and they said yes, be ready today, right now and then Jeff thought he was on for sure and then someone else called and told him he was top 25 and then he was confused, he went to work and Mimmo asked him what was wrong and he wasn't sure what was going on, he had to tell Mimmo for the release...Jordan says she was so stressed with work...Jeff says Mimmo told him to get the f**k out of work, go home, he was done for the week, go get himself ready, he had to go to the eye doctor, buy a shirt, etc...Mimmo told him he wasn't even working so just go home...Jordan says "awww, I guess that's the perks of working for your friend"...Jeff says that was a Tuesday and then he was out. Jordan asks if Mimmo was in the video he made with the football? (for his BB intro)...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says what about the other guy, Robby, Bobby? the one in the picture at Hooter's?...Jeff says Barry, no he was going to be there but BB told him he had too many people...Jordan says she had 3 of her girlfriends and 2 of them couldn't come because she has a real job at the hospital...Michele talks about her work (oh the irony here!!) and how the people there were so rude saying they hoped she wasn't throwing away her career for this...Jeff says dude, haterade...Jordan would say "don't be jelly"...Michele says there is always haterade around her...Jeff says you can't make all of the people happy all of the time...Jordan says you can't please everyone. Michele says BB told her they thought it would be like Revenge of the Nerds with her banding with the smart people to take out the populars and then she took out the smart ones...Jordan says Ronno had to go, she says he would get so excited with his questions with Julie...Michele wonders if Julie hates Ronnie?...Jordan says she wonders if Julie takes favorites?...Jeff says they can't...Michele says she has to be objective...Jordan says just in her head, of course she has to be objective...Jeff likes reporters who are super biased especially in sports, when they're over the top...they talk about reporters they like and Jordan says she likes Barbara Streisand LOL Michele says Barbara Walters?...Jordan says yeah her, she says she just likes listening to her voice...Michele says she is quitting the View this year...Michele gets in the pink floatie...Jordan says she liked when Katie Couric interviewed L'il Wayne, she likes hearing what he has to say...Jeff says really? did he have some good views...Jeff moves over to sit on the stairs in the pool...Jordan says no, he was just talking about his life, he's direct and to the point, no bs, they went bowling and he was talking about his dad, his records, his music, he was funny, she asked him about weed and he admitted he liked it...Jeff says when you're one of the best rappers and you have millions and millions of dollars you can say whatever you want...Jordan says true, she hates how their videos are always about cops chasing them, girls half naked dancing around, throwing money in the air, pouring liquor on them, it's always the same thing and it sometimes gets on her nerves, can they please rap about something else, she hates when they have their grills in and you can't understand what they're saying too. Jeff & Jordan throw the little ball around a bit and Jordan throws it so it splashes Jeff in the face, she says sorry, he says no worries and proceeds to do the same to her, he laughs...Jordan says she doesn't like Jeff today...Jeff says what?...Jordan says he woke up and he was all sweet and noooww...Jeff says what, he made her brunch (LOL)...Jordan says she needs to go lay out...Jeff says she can get sun right there (hinting that as usual he gets in the pool and she leaves)...Jordan asks if Jeff would like the raft?...Jeff says he would love it...Jordan slowly heads towards Jeff and hands him the raft...Jeff lays down on it and floats around and then Jeff & Jordan hold hands and Jeff gets pulled closer to Jordan who is standing...Jordan pats Jeff's belly and then gets out to dry off and lay in the sun on the hammock...Jeff lays on the blue raft and gets sun too...talk dies down... Last pool time Pt3 1:38-2pm Jeff & Michele are in the pool talking game, Jeff comes back from going to the washroom and sits at the edge of the pool...Jordan tells Jeff that she is telling Michele that if she goes home tomorrow she wants Jeff & Michele to go to the end, she doesn't want there to be any awkwardness...Jordan says she's not going to the jury house to talk shit about them, unlike Russell who probably is, she will have to defend them, she thinks if Kevin gets to the end he will win because he has friends in the jury house, also that Russell told Kevin & Natalie that if either of them got Jeff out this week, they had his vote...Jeff laughs and says that Russell's whole game revolves on getting Jeff out rather than trying to save himself, he's more upset about Jeff winning than him losing, what a way to live life...Michele starts to semi-defend Russell by saying Russell was trying to get Kevin out the whole game...Jeff doesn't want to hear it and gets up saying that he doesn't give a f**k what Russell has to say, he's a fu**ing dork...Jeff gets a drink and then goes and lays down on the raft again. Michele starts talking game again and says that she wants Jordan to know they're good even though they haven't been strategizing...Jordan repeats she wants Jeff & Michele to make it to the end because they have done the most, her and Kevin are tied...Michele says Jordan has to start playing the game...Jordan thinks Kevin would take Natalie to the end...Jordan thinks if they vote strategically they would vote for Michele but this cast is so bitter they might go by favorites...Michele says it's hard to predict what they're going to do...Jeff is silent... ...they go over jury votes...Michele says they have to do what it take to get to final 3...they both don't trust Kevin & Natalie...Jordan knows she can't trust Kevin because of what happened with Jeff...Michele says that Kevin told her last night that the Kevin & Jeff deal they made was to get Michele out...Jeff says "what a fu**ing scumbag" (well it was, lol!)...Jeff repeats what he said and says don't even get me started...they talk about how Natalie was drunk and was yelling about them scheming. Jeff starts floating over to where Jordan is sitting...Jordan asks Michele if she's comfortable sitting in that floatie?...Michele says she is, she's flexible...Michele gets out of the pool to catch some sun...Jeff says he feels white but knows he isn't...Jordan says he's basically been laying out all summer...Jordan moves around Jeff and scratches his head and plays with his belly...Jeff looks at Jordan and Jordan asks if he's looking at her shoes? (she's wearing her flip-flops in the pool) Jeff says yeah, he hates it...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "put it on the list"...Jordan says "things to burn?"...Jeff says "things I hate"... Jordan moves closer to Jeff and asks why he isn't talking?...Jeff asks her what she wants him to say?...Jordan compares who is tanner...Jeff says he looks white...Jordan says it's because of the water, when you go inside later on you look tanned. Jordan pats Jeff's leg and says "I like squeezing your fat" while squeezing his muscle, LOL. Super cute moment when Jordan says her mom used to squeeze her and pat her leg and Jordan would get mad, she would do it again and say "must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that"...Jordan smiles and giggles and asks Jeff if he ever heard that?...Jeff has... Jordan says she used to get so mad...Michele says yeah, your mom sounds like a riot...Jordan says she is real quiet at first but she's real sweet, sometimes she stresses over men, Jordan ends up counseling her, she's like the parent...Michele says her and her mom are real close and talk every day. Jordan says that is normal, well at least for her, she can't imagine not talking to her mom all the time, this is the longest she has gone without talking to her mom... Jordan asks Michele if her mom was strict growing up and if she still tries to do that to her...FISH...when they return they are talking about a family reality show (Wife Swap?)...talk turns to Michele dating some guy with a Pirate fetish...Michele tells Jordan to promise her she won't date weirdo's...Jordan promises and says she doesn't date that much, she's weird...Michele says maybe she's really picky...Jordan says she is picky, she's just weird...Jordan says she wants to go somewhere where the water is blue like the pool, wouldn't that be nice?...Michele says she's never been on a beach vacation...they get quiet again… Last pool time Pt4 2-2:30pm Pool time is almost over, Michele is still sitting in the floatie, Jordan is just standing in the pool, Jeff is on the raft, talk has died down and Jordan is getting bored...she says her hair feels like it's on fire and she is going to go to the hammock soon...Jeff gets out of the pool and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says to put more lotion on...Jordan says her nose is so dry and she feels like she has so many boogers...Jordan gets out and heads to the hammock...Jeff puts on sunscreen and gets back in the pool... Michele & Jeff chit chat about the final HOH competition...Michele explains how it normally goes and Jeff says he remembers now, right, right...he then imitates Casey saying "right, right, right, right, right"...he tells Michele that's Casey..."that was my Casey"...Jeff says to Jordan on the hammock "did you know who that was Jordan?"...Jordan says she did, didn't he hear her laugh?...Jeff says "oh, you did?"... "right, right, right, right, right...but the thing is..." Jeff laughs and Jordan laughs from afar. Jeff says he always had something to say...Jordan ahhh's...Jeff says as Casey "but the thing is, you know, you're a lot younger than I am...and you keep eating that cookie dough..." Kevin comes outside with the camera and they ask Kevin if he twittered? he says he did and blogged but he's quite quiet...Kevin takes a couple of random half ass pics of Michele & Jeff in the pool and then heads to the hammock to take one of Jordan...Jordan doesn't want to because she says she looks fat, Kevin says she isn't...Jeff encourages her to take one, she has to...Jordan gets up and wraps the towel around her and poses for a pic Kevin is done. Jordan walks towards the house and Jeff asks her if she wants to poop?...good guess Jeff ;) Jordan says yes and walks inside...Kevin walks inside and Jeff asks Michele if they gawn?...Michele says she guesses so...Jeff says good...Michele says they're going to take final 3 pics together (K&N&Jo), just kidding...Jeff says f**k that, Natalie is doing it, she's gotta do it...Michele says if she doesn't she will Evel Dick her ass all week...Jeff says they have to get a hold of her...Michele agrees...Jeff wonders what the upcoming POV is going to be?...Michele has no clue, it's different all the time...Jeff says he'll worry about it later, he has to get through Thursday...Jeff says God, she's gotta just do it...Jeff asks Michele if Kevin said he blogged too?...Michele says she thinks so...Jeff says that would have been a good time to talk to Natalie, they should have taken advantage...Michele says it doesn't matter if Kevin knows they are talking to Natalie. They get quiet for awhile and then Jordan comes back out and heads for the hammock but wets herself under the shower first...Jeff watches her...Jordan shivers with the cold water and Jeff laughs...Jeff says he doesn't even know if he's actually getting tanned... Michele thinks he might be burning...Jordan says Jeff is getting lots of sun on that raft...Jeff gets out, wraps himself in a towel and goes inside...Michele heads to the hammock and lays in it with Jordan, they talk some serious game and then Michele leaves when Jeff comes back out. Michele gets back in as well...Jeff lays on his belly on the raft to get some sun on his back...talk pretty much dies down here and all is quiet until they all go inside just before 2:30pm... Jejo packing for eviction Pt1 2:51-3:10pm It's packing time for Jeff & Jordan 😥 Jeff has changed out of his wet shorts and into his sweatpants, he enters the SS room where Jordan is already starting to pack...he hangs his shorts on the "pool" ladder...he uuhhhh's, takes a sip of water and says "this sucks" 😟 Jordan has put her Mardi Gras shirt on Jeff's suitcase...Jeff notices and picks it up and looks at it...Jordan giggles and says "doesn't it look so little?"...Jeff says "yeah, what am I supposed to do with this?"...Jordan says "you keep it...use it as a souvenir, and too, you know how I always use the Renny voice, you'll think of Renny too"...Jeff says "I will"...Jeff puts on his Aurora hat and says "my Aurora hat, it gawn...here" and he throws it over to Jordan...Jordan says thanks and tells Jeff she will give it back to him at the end of the show...Jeff says it's alright, he'll get a new one...Jordan says he looks best in his Aurora hat. 😊 Jeff unzips his suitcase and says it's Mimmo's luggage, he says he put some stuff in there and BB took it out, stuff from different competitions...Jeff says he doesn't know where to start, it's like fitting all those clowns into a circus car...Jordan says "this is the sad part"...Jeff says "yeah I think from here on out is the sad part" 😟 Jeff puts the clothes he will wear tomorrow for the live show in a little pile on top of his chest of drawers...he says "you are safe for tomorrow"...he forgets to put some underwear so he picks some white ones and says he will go out with some white underwear...Jeff starts fiddling with things in his drawers...Jordan says she doesn't know how she's going to fit all her stuff in, she's got so much more stuff now...Jeff says me too...FISH...when they return Jeff is saying that he should have brought the giant bag his brother gave him...Jordan says didn't you say that you wouldn't need it?...Jeff says he told him he didn't want to look like a yo-yo...Jordan laughs...Jeff says what?...Jordan says Jeff is funny...Jeff says he put 3 pairs of pants and it already looks full...Jordan tells him to roll them, it will fit more, she is rolling her shirts and shows him...Jeff says but her suitcase is jumboriffic. Jeff starts folding his shorts, putting them in a pile and says there's no way (he's going to fit everything)...Jeff decides to take off his sweatpants and put shorts on...he folds his sweatpants away...he finds more shorts in another drawer and says "holy macaroni...I don't even know how I got this shit in here in the first place"...Jordan asks if when Jeff was packing he thought he would wear this and that and he didn't even touch it?...Jeff says yeah, there's a couple of things he didn't touch...Jordan says she sees something in there that looks like a fire department shirt...Jeff says "this? I wore that"...Jordan doesn't remember him wearing it. Jeff brings out yet another pair of shorts and says he hasn't worn them...Jordan says they're cute, why hasn't he worn them?...Jeff doesn't know, he only remembered he had them right now and they match his flip-flops, maybe he'll wear them right now just so he said he wore them, he takes off his shorts and puts those ones on...Jordan starts talking about packing things on the side of his suitcase for whenever they leave and we get FISH...when feeds return Jordan is showing Jeff all her shirts...Jeff says she better get another system going...Jordan says she has so much and all the things from the competitions...Jeff points out that all he has out are his shorts and pants, he's never going to fit it all, it's over...Jordan opens another drawer and says "holy crap, I got more"...Jeff laughs while folding Casey's shorts he left him...Jordan points out all the various things she never wore so far. Jeff sits down and starts meticulously folding all his shirts including Jordan's Mardi Gras one that she says smells good...Jeff says he remembers doing this before coming to the house...Jordan says she's going to burn the spacesuit because it's going to be nothing but bad memories...Jordan mentions something being too tight for her now, she wore them the day before she came there, they don't fit...Jeff says "it hurts"...Jordan goes to return Jeff's grey sweatpants but Jeff insists she take them...Jordan says they are his brother's...Jeff says he doesn't wear them, just take them, he can't even fit them in...Jordan says she'd rather have the NY shirt...Jeff says she can have them both, he hands her the NY shirt...Jordan puts the sweatpants down but Jeff throws them back on the bed and tells her to keep them...Jordan says "geez, you want me to have a lot"...Jeff laughs and says he'd rather her keep the sweatpants than the NY shirt, she's not even from New York, why does she want it? (Jeff, you're not from there either, lol)...Jordan says cuz she likes it, she wants to spray some of Jeff's cologne on it so she walks over and sprays it. AWWW Jordan asks what brand YSL is and Jeff says Yves St. Laurent...Jordan sprays and says "there you go"...Jeff continues folding (even shirts that are already folded, lol) and asks if it smells nice now?...Jordan says hmmm?...Jeff stays quiet and keeps folding (he has a LOT of shirts!)...Jordan thinks Jeff will be able to fit everything in...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan heads to the cologne again and sprays more of her stuff, Jeff smiles...Jordan says it's for good luck...Jeff says she won't be getting it from him...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Watching Jeff fold all the different shirts makes me remember all the JeJo moments they had. ♥ Jeff gets up and decides to put the shorts he's wearing away but says he did at least  wear them, he takes them off and puts on the original black ones he was wearing... Jordan shows Jeff all the stuff from the competitions and how she has it separated...Jeff shows Jordan all his stuff...Jordan tells Jeff that the day she leaves there (LA) she's going to wear this hat (Aurora one) at the airport ..Jeff says do it...Jordan says "I am" (AND SHE DID!). Jordan says she's going to have to use her BB bag but she's going to put tape over it. Jeff dancing with the green shirt 3:10pm Jeff and Jordan continue packing...Jeff puts on his green shirt and Jordan says "nooooo"...Jeff laughs and says "dude, this is a good beach shirt"...Jordan says that's a Braden shirt...Jeff says he's wearing it while he changes...Jordan says "Jeff, that looks like something that Braden would wear"...Jeff starts dancing doing his Braden impersonation...Jordan whines "you look like himmm...when you do that"...Jeff dances some more like Braden. Jordan laughs...Jeff sits down and folds more saying the shirt isn't that bad, for a day at the beach, it's on...Jordan says the green looks good on Jeff but not the shirt, he's got to get rid of it...Jeff says it's staying, he was going to fire it but now he wants it 3:11-3:27pm Jejo packing for eviction Pt2 Jeff has just finished deciding he's keeping the green shirt, he keeps folding his dressier shirts now...Jeff points out another shirt he didn't wear...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he wasn't there enough weeks, he got fired out of there...Jeff says all his clothes are from the Buckle. Jeff folds a pink plaid shirt and Jordan asks if Jeff got that shirt for free too?...Jeff says no, she doesn't like it?...Jordan asks for him to hold it up, she says maybe if it was long sleeved...Jeff says no, it looks nice with a pair of jeans but he never busted it out...Jeff folds a shirt that is very similar to his Coup shirt and asks Jordan if she doesn't like it, he does...Jordan says that is from when he stood up...Jeff says "is it? no it's not"...Jordan says it is, she remembers it was the Coup D'Etat...Jeff says she remembers wrong...Jordan says yeah, that's the shirt he wore...Jeff says that one?...they are confused but come to an agreement on the other shirt being the Coup one...he folds it... Jeff says overall he wore almost everything, usually when he goes on vacation there's 20 shirts that he brings and doesn't wear...Jeff gets up and takes off the green shirt...Jordan shows Jeff what she was thinking of wearing tomorrow...Jeff wants her to put it on...Jordan doesn't feel like it...Jeff says if he had Jordan's suitcase he'd have no problem...Jordan says maybe Jeff should have listened to his brother and he'd have no problem...Jeff says he didn't want to look like a yo-yo. Jordan gives Jeff some beads...Jeff folds his safari shirt and says he won in it as opposed to his spacesuit which he brings out...Jordan says to burn it...Jeff says he would but it's pretty cool...Jordan says he can wear it for Halloween...Jeff says one of his friends would for sure...Jeff pulls out his "Hawaiian Vacation" card and says "how bout this bad boy?"...Jordan says "yeahhhhh"...then Jeff shows off his tie dye shirt and says Jordan knows she wants it as Jordan looks at his Hawaiian Vacation card LOL...she says she wants the Hawaiian vacation, that's what she wants...she starts to head out and Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says to throw her bottle away...Jeff says he wants her to keep him company...Jordan says she will, she'll be right back. Jeff folds his golf comp pants and says "another one that I won...for nothing" 🙁 Jordan comes back...Jeff lifts up his chicken suit and starts humming the Chicken Dance song LOL Jordan touches it and says it feels nice...Jeff keeps folding more shirts...Jordan says she's done laying out for the day, she doesn't even feel like it...Jeff says him too, it's 3 o'clock...Jeff puts away his tie from the car stuffing comp, then he holds up his pig suit and puts it away...Jordan puts on her homecoming shirt and tells Jeff that this is another shirt he wants to burn... Jeff laughs and says he doesn't want to burn any of her shirts...Jeff debates keeping the Greek wreath, decides not to...Jeff holds up the cheerleader wig and sarcastically says that it was from the best day there...Jordan says the worst if there ever was one...Jeff wants to throw out the pom-poms but Jordan tells him to keep them since they go with the costume...Jeff debates keeping a sheet (his toga)...Jordan says she keeps everything...Jeff says he does too but some things have to go. Jordan asks if he wants her to help him...Jeff says no...Jordan says why?...Jeff wants to see what he can get in first...Jordan lays down on their bed while Jeff continues putting away stuff... Michele comes in and Jordan says they're all packed up, this is sad. 😢 They talk about the sombreros...Jeff says he wants to take one but doesn't know how it's going to fit...Jordan says to carry it on the plane...they talk about the cliques in the house...Jordan gets up and fiddles with her suitcase...Jeff says what if they stopped him in the airport asking him about the chicken suit and the spacesuit...Jordan says she'd be embarassed if you brought condoms on the plane...Jeff says he feels like stealing them...Jordan says what use will he have for them in the jury house? none (true, true) Jordan puts on her camo pants...Michele reminds them that the outside is open again and Jordan tells her she's not going to lay out anymore...Michele leaves and Jeff mutters "we're packing, can't you see that" 😠 Kiss between packing 3:27pm After Michele leaves, Jordan fiddles with her blanket...Jeff lays on their bed and grabs his cross and chapstick from the bin where he keeps them...Jordan sits down next to him while Jeff says that Jordan knows she wants a chapstick to remember him...Jordan reaches over and grabs Jeff's belly...Jeff sprawls on the bed, his hat falls off...Jeff sadly says "it's over"...Jordan looks at Jeff and bends down and kisses Jeff on the cheek... Jeff says "we came a long way though" he holds up his cross and continues "me and my Jesus piece"...Jordan says "I thought you meant me"...Jeff says "yeah, I meant you"...they high five and hold hands...Jordan lets go and rubs Jeff's arm...Jeff looks at his cross and says "we'll have better days brother"...Jeff puts his hat back on and gets up again and Jordan lays back down on the bed. Jejo packing for eviction Pt3 3:28-3:43pm Jeff gets off the bed and continues packing...Jordan lays down and asks Jeff if he wants help?...Jeff says for rolling his underwear, he's going to roll them like Jordan's trick (of rolling her clothes)...Jordan says she will help him...Jeff says his underwear came like that (rolled)...Jordan suggests Jeff roll his shirts too...Jeff says no...Jordan sternly says to keep his pants in & dress shirts and roll his cotton shirts...Jeff says he just folded them as flat as can be...Jordan says she knows but to roll them...Jeff gets pissy and says "be quiet, how about that? for once, be quiet, we're not going to compromise, I'm going to do it my way, ok? that's the end of that fu**ing story, how's that?" 🫣 Jordan holds her tongue and looks at Jeff...Jeff says "I'm rolling the underwear for you...where's your suitcase? yours isn't even fu**ing closed, how are you telling me how to pack"...Jordan raises her voice and says she's keeping it open just in case she has to get something else out so she doesn't have to keep zipping and unzipping but yes, she can zip it shut...Jeff says "is this how you want to fu**ing go out?"...Jordan says "no, Jeff, I'm just telling you"...Jeff smiles and  throws the sombrero at Jordan and says "adios muchacho"🇲🇽 Jeff keeps rolling his underwear and asks Jordan what she's looking at?...Jordan says she's watching him...Jeff says she doesn't have to make fun...Jordan says she's not, she's trying to help him...Jeff says "how do you know it doesn't fit yet, hold on, before you start throwing stones at everything"...Jordan insists she wasn't throwing stones...Jeff says "don't go out like that Jordan"...Jordan notices there's an ant crawling on Jeff's shirt, she tells him...Jeff says "f**k it, it's going to Chicago"...Jordan laughs. Jeff brought a lot of underwear, LOL, he keeps rolling it and stuffing it in his suitcase...Jeff asks Jordan what's up? does she have something to say?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff puts some snacks for the plane in his bag...Jeff mmm's and says "my grandma's scarf"...Jordan suggest putting it where the Hawaiian vacation is so it doesn't get messed up...Jeff says "good call, good call, see, that's what you're here for Jordan, to keep me straight"...Jeff looks at a bag of products and says it's the hotel lotion and Braden's gel...Jordan asks if that is what Braden gave him?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan moves over to the rafts to see what brand it is...Matrix Men All Style Wax :) Jeff says Braden said they have to give each other stuff when they leave...Jordan laughs. Jeff is folding bandanas...Jordan says he has a lot, were they all from the competitions?...Jeff says yeah except for one he brought...Jordan says "the baby blue one?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if that is the one in the picture with his dad?...Jeff says yeah. Jeff says it's like a good luck one, he says he used to wear one under his football helmet so it fit tighter and he couldn't find it before a game one time, he needed one so he went to the store to get a black one and all they had was baby blue, he thought he couldn't wear this because the school colors were bright green but he bought it anyway thinking he would look like a yo-yo, he had a good game though so he kept it and wore it through college...Jordan says "for good luck?"...Jeff says yeah so he brought it to BB and it failed, nah, it gave him luck, he got far. Jeff starts dealing with his tanks and asks Jordan if he should roll these up?...Jordan thinks so and says she will help him with that so he can start doing something else...she starts rolling...Jordan laughs that his underwear could be her shorts...Jordan starts handing Jeff the tank tops, he doesn't like the fact that one tank takes up so much room rolled so he undoes a couple and lays them flat. Jeff keeps filling up his suitcase and it's overflowing...Jordan asks if he got all his crosses?...Jeff says yeah, he keeps stuffing his BB bag with his competition stuff and puts it on the stairs. Just before the 3:43pm mark all cams go off of Jeff & Jordan and the last thing we see is Jeff folding his hoody... Goodbye message to Jeff DR 4:35-4:40pm Jeff is in the kitchen preparing food...Michele is hanging around, mumbling and spraying ants...Jordan comes out of the DR and heads straight to the kitchen...Jeff says "you didn't cry"...Jordan says "huh? I got choked up at one point and then I stopped and then I had..." Michele interrupts her saying there are ants everywhere and "we're cleaning" (as far as I see she is cleaning not Jeff)...Jeff (who clearly doesn't want to talk about the ants) says "that's bullshit Jordan"...Jordan says she took a break...Michele interrupts again saying the candy has to be put up high if they don't want the ants in there...Jordan ignores her, walks towards the washroom and says "Jeff, you know I had to take a break"...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she didn't want to cry... Jeff destroys a lemon to get the juice out LOL and says "whatever, I cried"...Jordan says "yeah right"...Jeff says "ask them"...Jordan says "did you really?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "no you didn't, you're just saying that"...Jeff says "I had to take a break" LOL Jordan says "did you really?"...Jeff says "yeah" Jordan says "no, you're smiling"...Jeff says "I'm smiling at this" (the marinade)...Jordan says "aww, you really did?"...Jeff asks Jordan "did you get any fun ones in?"...Jordan says she did...Jeff says that his was kind of weak, he's being honest with her, it was ok but he thought it was good but kind of weak so don't expect him to knock it out of the park...Jordan sits at the counter and says she said you gawn, TTYN and we lost, it hurts, it's over...Jeff laughs and asks what the DR asked, wtf is that?...Jordan says they asked her questions like are you going to miss Jeff? do you love Jeff as a friend?...Michele perks up at this one and says "they asked you questions like that?"...Jeff laughs and says "do you love Jeff as a friend? right, they're going...they want you to say 'I love Jeff'...as a friend and they're going to edit 'as a friend' right out"... Jordan says to not forget that Jeff is taking her to Hawaii, she said everything, she did get choked up a little...Jeff says that's why she didn't cry because she thinks she's going to Hawaii...Jordan raises her voice and says "who else are you going to take!? no one but me...you won that in Big Brother so you have to take me"...Jeff says "I do?"...Jordan doesn't like her hair LOL...Jordan thinks they're going to show a long version of her message and they asked about the kiss...Jeff says "which one?" LOL...Jordan says the goodbye one...Jeff says wow, they're ready for it, Jesus... Michele finally leaves after being called to the DR...Jeff asks how the DR knows so much about this end kiss?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says for some reason he thinks they get more info out of Jordan than him 😏 Jordan says she honestly hasn't said much about that....Jeff says well at least they know what the main focus is this week, he laughs...Jordan agrees...Jordan says Jeff should be excited because she said all good stuff...Jeff isn't so sure about his message...Jordan seems upset by this...Jeff says he said really good things...Jordan says like what?...Jeff says she will see, it's better if he doesn't tell her, like what? things he's been saying throughout the show, then they asked him to do another take and he told them he was done. Jordan says she said that she couldn't have done it without Jeff, she's going to be bored without him, at night...FISH...return to Jordan saying something about changing because she wore what she had on to look cute for the "Jeff goodbye message", she leaves to change. I wanna make a sandwich out of your butt 4:41-4:57pm Jeff is preparing dinner for tonight and making himself some soup...Jordan comes back into the kitchen after changing into her hot pink shirt, she gets something to drink and sits down at the counter...Jeff gets ready to eat his soup so he comes around and sits next to Jordan who is asking if she should have worn this shirt (for the goodbye message)...Jeff says she looks cute, both ways ☺️...he said he told the DR that he likes Jordan's hair always, no matter what...Jordan says they told her she could go back in the DR and do it over with this shirt...Jeff says "if you're going to cry"...Jordan asks if the other shirt looked bad?...Jeff says "no, you look good, I want you to cry though"...Jordan holds Jeff's arm and says why?...Jeff says "how about mine? I did mine with no shirt on...what a yo-yo do I look like?"...Jordan says no and pinches Jeff's nipple LOL Jordan quickly tells Jeff that she said in the DR "oh yeah, omg, I was sitting there and I was like, yeah Jeff, you know I think you're hot...and you know I like your teeth and your smile and when you wear your Aurora hat..." Jeff gets a big smile on his face...feeds cut out...(was this the first time Jordan admitted that she thought Jeff was hot? I know she had told him before he looked "cute" wearing certain things but...) When the feeds return Jordan is asking Jeff what he's eating?...Jeff says vegetable soup with cheese...Jordan asks if it's good?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan asks if she can have a bite?...Jordan says Jeff paused...Jeff says it's because it's vegetable beef and he remembers her saying she doesn't like the beef (aww)...Jordan says it's better than the last one she had...Jeff says it's because he souped it up...Jordan wants to know what he put in it...Jeff says some garlic powder, hot pepper and cheese...Jordan wants some of that...Jordan goes to get some soup from the SR. Jordan brings back Chicken with Rice soup and asks Jeff if she should put something in it to make it better?...Jeff says if she wants...Jordan asks what she should put?...Jeff tells her but says for her to put whatever she wants, it's her soup...Jordan microwaves her soup while Jeff finishes his. Jeff sees ham on the counter and asks if she's putting it in the soup?...Jordan says no, she's craving a ham sandwich, don't that sound good?...Jeff says he feels like whipping a half a pound ham right at her face LOL Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, it would be funny...Jordan shoots him a look and he says he's just kidding...Jeff says "you want me to throw out the garbage...honey?" 🥰 Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff says "huh? over? cuz of the ham comment?"...Jordan gets some bread for her sandwich and Jeff says "your butt looks like a honey baked ham"🍑..Jordan says she loves it...Jeff says "I wanna make a sandwich out of your butt"...Jordan laughs and Jeff cracks up 😂...Jordan says that she told someone that if she was on a plane and it crashed and you had to eat something, you could eat her for days...Jeff says he'd slice her butt into little slices like that and make a sandwich...Jordan says "thanks" LOL Jeff says "yippee ki yay" and laughs...Jordan says she forgot about John Gotti. Michele says that what Jordan said is possibly the weirdest thing she could have said (who asked you anyway?)...Jordan says it came out wrong, not that kind of "eat"...some small talk about necrophiliacs and narcissists and then Jeff gets called out by BB to move his mic higher...Jordan says "Jeff please go back in the DR and re-do Jordan's message"...Jeff says forget it, his was good, he thought...Jordan says ok...Jeff says he's not good at Hallmark cards...Michele says "or hugging" 🤨 Jeff says he has his moments but c'mon guys... Only the best for little Jeff 4:58pm Jordan starts eating her ham sandwich, Jeff looks at her and smiles...Jordan offers Jeff a bite, he declines and says "that looks like a...a brown bag lunch sandwich"...Jordan says it is...Jeff says "I know, like lunch time"...Jordan says "just cuz it's not a John Gotti sandwich"...Jeff laughs and says "my kids are going to have little Gotti sandwiches, there's no way I'm sending them to school with that sandwich"...Jeff gets up to put away his dishes and says "only the best for little Jeff" 😊

August 30 Hawaii Hammock Chat Pt3 10:55-11:04pm Their chat continues...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks it's true what Natalie said about Russell (sending him a bday gift - Jeff)...Jeff says he doesn't know, she wanted to ask her...Jeff says him too...Jordan tells Jeff that in her goodbye message to Russell she hoped he would have to vote btw her and someone else at the finale (he did!) Jordan says she will be miserable in the jury house, Jeff says he might be too so let's not worry about it, they both need to cheer up, he gets happy and she gets sad...Jordan says she thought today they had fun...Jeff says they did but they get their moments, it's normal to get sad, sometimes he just wants to be alone...Jordan says to tell him...Jeff says not her! he swears to God if he wanted to be alone, he would just say to give him an hour because it wouldn't be her, it would be him, he would just want to get his thoughts together. Jordan asks if Jeff has his speech prepared? she kind of does...Jeff says no, he doesn't and he doesn't want to start asking people for votes yet like Russell did all day, everyday because he would rather do it later so that people don't have time to pick apart his arguments to stay, that way they can see the positives in it and not dwell on the negative. Jordan asks Jeff to pinky swear that he'll take her to Hawaii and buy her earrings if she does this? Jeff flashes his dimples and says he has to win though...Jordan says if Jeff wins $50,000 he is taking her to Hawaii and the earrings...Jeff eyes open wide while smiling...Jordan says either way, 1st or 2nd place, he's taking her...Jeff says no, 1st place!...Jordan says no, 2nd place, quit being cheap, she will pay for some of her trip!... Jeff absolutely cracks up at this and says get outta here...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he told her he would...Jordan wants a pinky promise...Jeff laughs and hand signal included says they'll talk about it later...Jordan says really!? if she goes through all this work and she's leaving, she's getting her earrings and a trip...Jeff says not for 50G's, for 500 yeah...Jordan says no! 50G's...Jeff does his emphasis voice and says "you better fu**in' be quiet" LOL Jordan says she will lower it down to earrings for 2000 if he wins 50G's...Jeff says "are you crazy?"...Jordan says she's not, this is what she gets...Jeff says "this is the deal, I win, Hawaii and earrings, DONE, I just threw in Hawaii, I upped it, I could have just said earrings, I upped the ante, I have to win"...Jordan says either way, I could have won and she would give him seasons tix to the Bears, what else?...Jeff says they didn't discuss it...Jordan says she could buy him a fishing pole for fishing...Jeff says "we're fu**ing doing it in Hawaii if I take you!" 😍😍😂 He laughs and says she better pinky swear on that!...Jordan says why?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "why do I have to do it in Hawaii?"...Jeff says "what the f**k else are they going to do, they're going to be in the hotel all day"...Jordan says they're going to be out in the sun, snorkeling, doing fun stuff in the sun, why does it always have to be about sex?...Jeff smiles and says "well I'm getting me a hula chick"...Jordan in a jealous tone says "you are!?"...Jeff cracks up laughing and points at Jordan and says she got pissed!🤣 Jordan says no, she's just saying...Jeff says he's getting himself a hula whore LOL Jordan says to go do that...Jeff says f**k yeah, what are you going to do?...Jordan says go find someone else...Jeff says and what? not make out with them?...Jordan says yeah, she doesn't have to go do that. Jeff brings up she's ever seen the movie Saving Sarah Marshall (I need to watch this because I still don't get the reference...) Jordan hasn't seen it...Jordan says "why are guys always like that?"...Jeff says he's just joking! (about doing it no, about the hula chick yes lol) Jordan says he's being for real...Jeff says he isn't being for real but he is being for real when he says if they go to Hawaii they would do it, he would bet all the money because it's Hawaii and you don't just go there and not, he laughs (great point Jeff!) ...Jordan says she's only been with one person...Jeff says it hurts (now that's mean, lol) Jordan says why would it make it any different just because she's in Hawaii with another person that she's going to have sex...Jeff says because it's 7 days and it's Hawaii, sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet, he laughs... Jordan gets all tongue tied and this is word for word what she says next "no, I can't do it, I couldn't just have, I told you, I wouldn't, just because if, well no!, cuz then you're not even...one thing...you're not dating the person, you have like...even though if you're dating someone and you don't, I think that you don't have to sex with that person just because you're dating that person you know what I mean, I just don't want to make the same mistake" :) Jeff says for Jordan to take it easy with her psychology behind everything...Jordan says she's just telling him how she feels...Jeff says "I got you...500, Hawaii and earrings, done"...Jordan says and what else?...Jeff says she is out of her mind! and if he goes home, they are doing it right after the show, he laughs!  😅 Jordan says no because she's going to be mad...Jeff says if he goes home he will be mad...Jordan knows this...Jeff says then they are doing it on finale night (close lol) Jordan says no...Jeff says yes! that's the deal, let's lock it up, lock it up! 🔒 Jordan deflects and asks about what they will do finale night? will they go straight home that night?...Jeff has no idea but thinks they have press the next day...Jordan says they can get drunk that night...Jeff says you wanna get smashed and then do press the next morning? not a good idea...Jordan says maybe if their flights leave at the same time they can get drunk at the airport but Jeff is staying...Jeff is going to ask them and they could say no...Jordan says good because they can stay and hang out before the flights...Jeff says hang out for 2 hours? f**k that, why wouldn't she just stay in LA for a couple of days? 😊 Jordan asks where would she go?...Jeff says they would get a hotel by his buddies place on Sunset...Jordan asks what would they do?...Jeff says hang out with his buddies, they'll call his friends and go out...Jeff says only a handful of days, they'll go fishing...Jordan says she will go fishing...Jeff says 3 or 4 nights...Jordan says she will tell her mom, she'll see what she says, she might want her to come home...Jeff says she might but since he's there and BB allows it on their dime, he might as well instead of going home and coming back a month later, he does want to go home too, he needs to take everything into consideration (including the planned Vegas thing)...talk changes to Jordan looking rough (her words) and the fact they have been lazy about working out and they have been eating all day… Hawaii Hammock chat Pt4 11:04-11:22pm They continue chatting...Jordan inches closer to Jeff and he asks where she is going?...Jordan says she is getting in closer...Jeff says "oh yeah? making your move?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff looks intently at Jordan and smiles...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says "my clothes, this is pretty soft huh?" (his NY shirt)...Jordan says Jeff is all about softness...Jeff says "yes, and this is the softest, feel it" (his black t-shirt)...Jordan asks Jeff what he's going to wear on Thursday?...Jeff says his black shirt...Jordan says she thought about wearing black but then she thought she'd wear a bright dress...Jeff says he's wearing black so stand out... Jordan says if she is leaving she wants to wear black because it's more slimming, she has gained weight and she wants to look skinny walking out there...Jeff says they're both going to be people in black?...Jordan says she wants to look thin...Jeff says he's wearing the shirt he was saving, he pulled it out and jinxed himself...Jordan would wear pants but she wants to wear a dress...Jordan says she will be so nervous when she walks out the door...Jeff says she's not going anywhere and to stop talking about it, they don't know what's going to happen. Jordan says Jeff better campaign because Michele is coming after her next week...Jeff says to not say that to Natalie...Jordan says she didn't...a bit of game talk and then Jordan says if there is a wrap party in Vegy that Jeff has to pay for all her drinks...Jeff doesn't seem pleased LOL he says he will throw 100 on red for her, she would win and take the 100 and go buy drinks...Jordan says you're not guaranteed (to win the money)...Jeff says he'll keep doubling up until they win...Jordan says ok...Jeff says that's how he gets into trouble, stop it! he's not supposed to gamble. Jordan asks if when you're the 5th person to leave people will remember you?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan mentions Renny who was 5th and she's memorable...Jeff points out a planet in the sky and Jordan says no, that's the moon...Jeff says no, the other one. LOL Jeff says the star up there is a planet...Jeff laughs about her saying that's the moon (obviously) and Jordan in her Jeff voice says "I know you know it's the moon" 🌝 Jeff smiles and Jordan sits up again and says whenever Jeff, the other night when Jeff was drinking his bottle of wine his accent gets stronger...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says it does, she likes it though, she likes it a lot better...Jeff says what? strong?...Jordan says she likes northern accents like that and when he was talking and kind of tipsy and his accent was stronger, she liked that better. Jeff laughs and says so she wasn't listening at all to what he was saying, she was just listening to his accent?...Jordan says she was listening and saying "aww, it made me like you even more" 🥰 (even more? That means you already like him) They both smile and Jordan says she's just being honest, this time Jeff deflects and says ahh, that was a nice, did you feel that little cool breeze? They start talking about grilling something, drinking wine and Jordan thinks that in the jury house they have been drinking every night...Jeff isn't so sure about that...Jordan swears that the last season the jury house was in Mexico...Jeff asks if she has her passport?...Jordan says no, you need one?...Jeff says yeah so they're not going there, he thinks it's just on a beach in Malibu...they start talking about where they are located in LA, Studio City...they discuss Malibu just being another city along with Santa Monica... Jordan talks about the movie Knocked Up and how they are driving in a car at the end of the movie on a highway, Jeff says that is the PCH...Jordan asks if they can leave the jury house?...Jeff says no but you can go on the beach...Jordan says she will be in there with 3 people she hates, she will isolate herself...Jeff says he might be going too. Jeff notices a praying mantis and Jordan starts freaking out telling Jeff to direct it to go the other way, she will kill him if it goes on her...Jeff says how to direct it, with his thoughts? LOL Jordan uses a pillow as a shield. :) Jeff says he just saved one of his buddies and he knows that deep down inside and he's saying to "Jeff, dude, you're cool"....Jordan mocks Jeff but says she is kidding...Jeff says what if the praying mantis knows this and says that dude is cool, that chick (Jordan) is done. Hand motion - pffffftssssssss Jordan does the hand motion - pffffttsssssssss....Jeff laughs... Jordan talks about her nail color and they goof around a bit. Jordan says omg...Jeff says what?...Jordan gets the sweetest look on her face and says if she does leave on Thursday she gets to call her mom :) Jeff thinks they get to make limited calls...Jordan says "call my mom"...Jeff says he's going to call his ma too saying "ma? did I embarrass you?"...Jordan says she doesn't want her mom being disappointed... Jeff says neither of them are gone yet so relax...Jordan says she knows if she stays she is going to feel like shit...Jeff says either way he's going to feel like shit...Jordan asks why he would feel like shit if he stayed?...Jeff says he won't feel better until he wins, he would feel better about everything and that he could do some things for Jordan...Jordan says just think during the comps that he has to get her the earrings and they're going to Hawaii...Jordan says if he breaks that promise she will kill him...Jeff says literally dead?...Jordan says she will be mad and won't talk to him again...Jeff says no text messages? LOL...Jordan says then he blew her chances of having money... Jeff squeezes her butt and says he wants to take it with him. Jeff says if he gets evicted he's going to take a piece of it with him...Jordan says noo!...Jeff says why?...Jordan says "you love it, you love it in there"...Jeff says when he's gone Jordan will be saying all his sayings...Jordan says if Jeff is gone she is going to be so bored... Jordan says after 2 weeks of not being around her, he will miss her so bad...Jeff says he probably will, she's right, she will too though so what up?...Jordan says Jeff will say, God, I want to talk to her...Jeff says he will say (to the others) "get away from me...where's Jordan?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm, you will, wait...Jeff says she will too...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says she thinks she's so cool with her new friends...Jordan says no, she'll be sitting there...bored. Jordan says she has no respect for Russell, she hates when he calls her Jordy...Jeff dreads the jury house...Jordan brings up Jessie...Jeff says Jessie is going to murder him...Jeff says they're just sitting around drinking having a bash Jeff parade...Jordan doesn't care, neither does Jeff but he says it will be a long 2 weeks...Jordan says if she leaves he will be a lot more focused... As Jeff responds to Jordan here, Jeff does his ghost wedding ring thing Jeff agrees and says he'll have nothing else left to do...Jordan says he better strike up his deals...Jeff says he will try his best but if not she needs to try her best...Jordan says she can't beat Michele, she's not good under pressure. Jeff asks if she wants something to eat?...she does...they start rattling off all the food they ate, seems like they ate the exact same thing and a lot of it LOL Jeff says he's hungry...Jordan says not to think about it...Jeff says then he wants a cigarette...Jordan says no!...Jeff says then he has to eat!...Jordan says for Jeff not to raise his voice at her...Jeff looks at her and calms down :) He says if he smokes he won't eat, it kills his appetite...Jordan says not to smoke...Jeff says he doesn't want to because he's smoked too much already...Jordan says at least his mood has changed, she hates when he's in a bad mood...Jeff only wants a cigarette when he's drinking. Jeff sits up, sees the praying mantis again...Jordan asks where he is going?...they are both sitting up and their faces are very close to one another, it's hard for them to look each other in the eye (they are so close I bet they want to kiss...)...they talk about the praying mantis and what Jeff is going to fix...Jeff says if it flew in his face he'd flip over and he falls back onto the hammock...Jordan says they are weird, what is their purpose of life?...Jeff says to reunite old friends.🧐 Jeff gets up to go see what they can eat, he wants something meaty...Jordan doesn't know if she should eat but she gets up too, she says her pants are huge...Jeff says they are a little tight for him in the junk department...they both walk to the kitchen... Chicken of the Sea - to eat or not to eat 11:22-11:52pm Jordan & Jeff come inside from being out on the hammock...Jeff is hungry and as soon as he walks in the door he says "how about tuna?"...Jordan says "ugh, tuna is gross, why are you so obsessed with tuna?"...Jeff says he thinks he's making tuna, it's over...Jordan says not to because he has to make her something...as Jeff goes to the bathroom he tells her he will make her something, the hamburger meat but he's making tuna for himself...Jordan looking through the fridge says nooo...Jordan nibbles some fruit salad... Jeff comes back and asks if she saw something (in the fridge that she wanted)...Jordan says she's not going to eat...Jeff asks nothing?...Jordan grabs the pita chips bag and says no LOL...Jordan says "don't eat tuna"...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says that if she has to kiss him tonight she's going to have to smell it...that perks Jeff's ears up and from this point on he starts trying to find any excuse, without making it seem like she's right, to not eat the tuna and find an alternative, lol...Jeff says oh, yeahhh, we're making out?...Jordan says she doesn't want to smell tuna...Jeff says "so you're saying we're making out?" 😍...Jordan says "if we do"... Jeff puts his foot down and says we made out like 3 times (but who's counting, lol) he plunks down the tuna can and says "I'll take my chances" Jordan says they have kissed a lot more than they ever have...Jeff makes a face...Jordan says yeah, we have...Jeff says when? we've kissed twice (he conveniently forgot he just said it was 3 times ) ...Jordan says normally they've never kissed but she's kissed him a lot more...Jeff again says twice more. Jordan picks up the can of tuna and starts reading it "the best tuna, Chicken of the Sea, solid white tuna in water...please don't eat this" 😂 Jeff says why?...Jordan says she doesn't want to have to smell it on him...Jeff says she doesn't want him to smoke, she doesn't want him to eat the tuna, what does she want? what else? can he eat something? can he live his life or what? (dramatic or what Jeff? haha) ...Jordan says he can eat something besides Chicken of the Sea 😊 Jeff opens up the fridge and says he has a taste for it...Jordan says again she doesn't want to have to smell it...Jeff says she won't smell it...Jordan disagrees...Jeff starts pulling out bowls & jars, he sees there is leftover fajita stuff...Jordan says to eat that...Jeff says she is lucky and he puts the tuna away...Jordan says wooo, yay, he listened to her...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says thank you, I appreash...Jeff says she is lucky the fajitas are already made... Jeff says the pickles make him sick...Jeff pulls out some other stuff and says "Or I could make a John Gotti sandwich"...Jordan says "what's a John Gotti sandwich?"...Jeff totally cracks up laughing at Jordan's question...he says it's just like a good sandwich...Jordan giggles and says "why are you laughing?"...Jeff says it's funny the way Jordan said that, he bursts out laughing again and says he doesn't know why it's so funny and he repeats what Jordan said, he says it's funny for his own reasons... Jordan keeps eating her pita chips while Jeff preps his food...he asks if she doesn't want anything?...she says no, she feels like a fatty...they talk about different things she could eat like fruit, a hot dawg...Jeff says a turkey dog is better...they banter back & forth a bit...Jordan might want a pizza but then decides to not eat one, she wants the bean dip, the hummus. Jeff says what he's eating is actually perfect, he's obsessed with sour cream...Jeff sits down and starts eating, he brings up the John Gotti sandwich 😎...Jeff says the pita chips are 50% less fat than chips so you can eat twice as much...Jordan doesn't get it so Jeff says it's half the fat!...Jordan is like ok, geez, she says she hates when he raises his voice at her, she hates it more than anything... Jeff slams his fist down on the counter and says, with a smile, that he hates it when she doesn't understand things right away...Jordan says she's sorry she didn't understand it...Jeff says it's half!...Jordan says ok, Jeff, I get it, it's half ok?!...Jeff laughs and keeps eating...Jordan says Jeff doesn't have patience with her...he says he does...she says he used to but now he doesn't...Jordan imitates how Jeff says No! that's how he sounds...Jordan says and...Jeff says "what? shoot"...Jordan says she does listen to him even if he thinks she doesn't listen, she tells him all the time...Jeff says sometimes she doesn't listen...she insists she does but sometimes she spaces out but she listens so she doesn't want to hear it...Jeff says zip it... They talk about how they've been eating all day...Jordan says it's 11:30 and she's not really that tired...Jordan tells Jeff to look at the picture wall and says why didn't she know that? she can see now...Jeff says it's because they know the answer...Jordan says she told the DR that they made a cute alien, everyone else's was ugly...Jeff smiles and says he said that too...Jordan says their's was the prettiest and Laura & Jessie's was the ugggliest...Jeff agrees and says the teeth (were huge) and they laugh. Natalie comes inside to eat some soup...Jordan asks Jeff if he will rub her arm tonight?...Jeff says yes...Jeff says "will you rub my.......back?" LOL ...Jordan says yes but she gets it first...Jeff says he always does...Jordan disagrees and says lately she does it more than him...Jeff says it's because he is adios muchacho and she has to...Jeff wishes there was more fajita stuff, who cooked it, it was so good?...Jordan says you...Jeff says oh, yeah 😅 Natalie returns with her soup and they start talking about soup, what types of foods they like and dislike, what Jeff puts in his food...Jordan goes to the bathroom...Jeff & Natalie chit chat about cheese and Natalie gets her soup ready...Jeff says today was the laziest day he's had in the house so far, he ate and slept all day, didn't do anything productive other than winning 2 hands of solitaire (that's because you spent all day glued to Jordan and I have 25 or so calendar entries to prove it! 😅) Jordan comes back from the bathroom and Jeff starts laughing...Jordan is like what?...Jeff says nothin', he had a joke he was going to play...Jeff gives her the "look", big smile on his face and brings his face up close to hers...Jordan asks if he wants to go back outside?...Jeff says he's still hungry and says he's going to go make some tuna, he leans into her and playfully slaps her butt...Jordan says nooo! Jordan tells Natalie that Jeff said if he's taking her to Hawaii, they're doing it...Jeff turns around and smiles...Natalie says "so does that mean you'll go?" LOL Jeff cracks up...Jordan sits on the counter and says she told him she would go but they're not doing it. 😛 Natalie says then he's not going to take her...Jordan says yeah, he is, who else is he going to take?...Jeff says someone that's gonna do it, he looks at her with eyes wide... Jordan is quiet...Jeff asks Natalie if her boyfriend took her to Hawaii would she do it?...Jordan yells out that it's her boyfriend (maybe Jeff wants to be yours Jordan, lol) Jordan says it's different...Jeff says he will ask her out on the plane and then they can break up on the way home LOL..Jordan is not amused...Jeff says it would be official...Jeff decides to eat a turkey dog and goes to get them...Natalie & Jordan chit chat about the picture wall...Natalie prays...Jeff comes back and giggles about the Jessie/Laura alien and they laugh about the Ronnie/Lydia one. Feeds cut out, when they return J&J are bantering a bit more and Jeff says that Jordan acts all cool around other people but when they are alone, Jordan says Jeff I love you, but I don't even know you 😄...Jordan says she doesn't even say that, don't make her look psycho...Jordan admits she has been sweeter this week...Jeff agrees and says he wonders why...they talk about how tomorrow is the veto ceremony and they need to get up early...Jeff says he can't wait to just go to a football game...Natalie says she can't wait to go to a movie...Jeff too...Natalie says they are making Toy Story 3 in 2010...Jeff says he likes burnt cheese, he finishes up his turkey dog and Jeff & Jordan head outside again… 11:52-11:59pm Round2 hammock chat - Eye gazing Jeff & Jordan head outside again and head to the hammock...Jeff says he feels better (after eating) and Jordan says he didn't even smoke...Jeff says he has to quit altogether...they notice the praying mantis is still hanging out...Jordan gets closer to it and Jeff tells her not to f**k with it because it's not fu**ing around with her and then people wonder why bugs jump on them...Jordan says she just wants to see it move but Jeff says to leave it, he'll put it in her bed later...(your bed too Jeff 😉) Jordan says Jeff is making her mad and Jeff says why does she want to roll the ball at him so he jumps right on his face...Jordan laughs and says that would be funny...Jeff doesn't think so and gets agitated and says maybe she would want it to jump on her face...Jordan sits down near Jeff and tells Jeff to lose his temper...Jeff says he doesn't have one and Jordan says to quit getting so agitated then, calm down!... Jeff quiets down and they swing...Jordan says what?...Jeff says he's being calm, isn't that what she wants?...Jordan says yes and then says she feels like she is about to barf...Jeff laughs... Jeff grabs her head in a scissor hold...Jordan says no...Jeffff!...Jeff says this is the move, she loves that move...Jordan says choke hold? she feels like a fat f**k...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "whoa, you swore"...Jeff tickles her neck and then they talk about what they've eaten (again!) ...Jeff says midnight is a new day, they have to have a new attitude and a new diet...Jordan lays down next to Jeff and snuggles towards him, putting her leg on his. Jeff says they have to eat salads tomorrow and work out...Jordan mentions how odd Michele was earlier...Jeff says something seems super weird with her, she was talking about ripping pillows...Jordan says she is crazy...Jeff laughs about him throwing stuff around too, he can't wait to see how funny he looked when they were grabbing all the money, his pockets and clothes stuffed with money...Jeff wonders what if that key saved him from something?...Jordan says how?...Jeff doesn't know, he's just thinking like a yo-yo...Jordan says it's not, they're done, it's over. Jeff says they haven't told them anything about that yet...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says to keep hope alive...Jordan says they're done....Jeff says how does she know, why didn't BB tell them what that key meant?...Jordan doesn't know but they're done...Jeff says she's done, he's keeping faith alive, it could be nothing but until they know for sure, it could be something...Jordan says it's not anything, one of them are going home on Thursday so...Jeff says not if that Pandora's box has something to do with it...Jordan insists it won't...Jeff says because she's been right in this whole game...Jordan says she hasn't been right about anything in the whole game...Jeff says good, he hopes that continues...Jordan says it has nothing to do with it, he's thinking too deep...Jeff says he's just thinking positive...Jordan says then he's going to get his hopes up...Jeff says it's better than giving up!...Jordan says ok! don't yell! just talk...Jeff says she just yelled. Jeff squeezes her mouth shut...Jordan says it hurts there because she has a pimple...Jeff says gross...Jordan says shut up...Jeff says those are the worst because you can't pop them. Jordan reaches over and puts her hand on Jeff's chest and asks him to turn to her because she is tired now...he says he can't...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff says he can't because he took too many naps today...Jeff says Jordan abandoned him...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says all his naps, she would be peace out and then he would wake up and he'd be like what's up? she gone...Jordan says she was bored because he wasn't talking...Jeff says it was nap time...Jeff notices the praying mantis eyeballing him...Jordan laughs and says Jeff is scared of it. Jordan tells Jeff to quit farting and that his fart stunk the other night...Jeff says so what? one out of a fu**ing million?...chitter chatter about stuff and then @ the 11:59pm mark Jordan lays her head down on the pillow, lets her guard down and looks at Jeff unlike ever before...with adoration and love...Jeff then turns and looks at Jordan. Whoa! Jordan says she can see her reflection in Jeff's eyeball...they start looking in each other's eyes really closely...Jordan can see lights in his green part, herself in his black part...Jeff does too and notices her pupils dilating and shrinking, he says it's wild...Jordan says he look freaky...

August 26 J&J Their big fight - the middle 12:20-12:51am After Jeff comes back from the bathroom they play one more hand of bullshit...Jeff has been getting a little crunk from the wine he's been drinking (obvious to me anyway, his face is getting red...) Just after the 12:23am min mark Jeff lifts his leg twice, she says "no, Jeff"...Jeff "what?"...Jordan "you're about to fart"...Jeff "no...I was about to kiss you" (liar :) ) Another sign of rising tension...Jordan calls BS on Jeff (when it was apparent she shouldn't have to the others)...Jordan plays it off like she misheard again (re: the prior Michele incident)...Jeff looks at her like not again? he asks her what she thought he said?...Jordan says she was half listening and just wanted to call BS on him...Jeff says "you were half listening? that's weird..." /sarcasm...Jordan holds her mouth agape and says "whatever" Jeff wins. Jordan asks if they want to play go fish? Jeff suggests they play 31...they prepare some snacks to eat while they play. Jeff explains the rules to the game. Frankly listening to the rules, I am completely confused and I would have tuned out too! LOL Trouble begins @ the 12:48am mark....Jeff announces it's the last round...Jordan goes to take a card from the pile and Jeff grabs her hand and says it's the last round Jordan...he tells her to put her hand on the table, she does...Jeff says "you wanna match the pictures Jordan"...Jordan exchanges her last card and she has 29...the others show their hands...Jeff then says "do you understand Jordan?"...Jordan says she is getting there...Jeff says all you have to do is match the pictures and get to 31, match the pictures and get close enough to 31...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "what are you fu**ing laughing at?"...Jeff lifts his arms up in frustration and says "you drive me crazy"...Jordan says Jeff gets so mad...Jeff says Jordan drives him berzerk and would storm outta there... Jordan keeps eating her popcorn and zoning out...Jeff says "I know you know, that's what frustrates me, I know you know how to play, I know you know how to match up the pictures to make 31"...Jordan says "well when you were talking I was listening but I was half listening and I do better when you do it and I watch it and I observe it that way, I do better that way...so when you were telling us how to do it, I was like well I'll just wait until I can play...ok? so no, I don't know (in Jeff's accent)"...Jeff looks downward, he's a little miffed and he eats his snack the whole time she is saying this. This next comment IMO is the crux of the whole fight and what really hurt Jordan even though Jordan would NEVER admit this and Jeff didn't really mean it... Natalie then says "you guys never could really date" Jeff continues to look down and says "no" Natalie says "you'd kill each other...or Jeff you'd kill Jordan" MAJOR awkward silence 😑 they play again... J&J Their big fight - the conclusion 12:51-1:30am As soon as they start playing again, Jordan makes another mistake...Jeff says "Jordan"...Michele tells Jordan nicely to try and lay her cards more flat because...she gets interrupted by Jeff who says "that is more than both of these"...Jordan in a raised voice says "OMG I do not want to play this then"...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says it's aggravating...Jeff says how is it aggravating? Jeff calmly explains (in his own Jeff way, lol) why she needs to get rid of smaller cards and keep the higher ones of the same picture...Jordan is clearly frustrated that she isn't getting the game but especially because Jeff is calling her out in front of the others...Jeff says he's trying to be as calm as he can, he asks her if she understands?...Kevin says she will get it...Jordan puts her hand up and says she doesn't even want to play, it's aggravating...Jeff says just play, it's so easy Jordan... More awkward tension... When it's Jordan's turn she asks Jeff if what she did was ok?...Jeff in a semi-condescending manner explains what she needs to do...Jordan says ok, on her next turn she asks him again...Jeff asks her if she gets it now, a little bit?...she says a little bit...the round ends and Jordan says she doesn't want to play next round...Natalie says you have to play until you use all your chips...Jordan still doesn't want to...Jeff says "she gawn"...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to play bullshit instead?...Jordan says no...Natalie rubs salt in the wound by saying she loves this game and she loves learning new card games. Jordan sits quietly eating her popcorn... On the next round, Jeff moves his chair closer to Jordan, gives her a sweet look and says "Hey Jordan, you want to play with me? I can teach you while we play"...Jeff, in a very sweet tone, starts explaining how to play...Jordan seems disinterested and nods yes...Jeff says you don't get it...you don't like this game at all huh?...Jordan says "no, I like it" (but her face says it all)...Jeff smiles at her, looks away and drinks some wine...Kevin laughs and Natalie says "she loves it"...Jordan smirks/smiles at Jeff...they keep playing and Jordan seems to be getting it but she is still very disinterested... The next round Jeff lets Jordan play and he will help her...things go ok but Jordan seems less than thrilled...they lose...next round Jordan plays again...she picks up a card and puts one down. Jeff says "Jordan, hold on, stop...." Jordan says "what? what?" Jeff says "what matches here?" Jordan says "they all match, that's the lower number" Jeff says "which one is different?" Jordan says "this one? these two match?" Jeff says "I'm just saying, c'mon Jordan for real...which one is different? There are 3 the same...does this picture look different than that picture?" Jordan says "oh, sorry, wasn't thinking" and she throws the card in the pile. At this point Jordan is clearly embarrassed and Jeff is just frustrated that she's not getting what he considers a fairly easy game but mostly that she is not paying attention. The silence between them is now deafening...they continue playing and win their hand. Jordan casually mentions that it's 1:20 already (her signal that it's time for bed, she wants out, she is so done with this game), Natalie says it's the BB house...Natalie asks that no matter who goes from now on that they continue to all hang out, to remember it's a game and let's not act like Russell is...Jordan is up milling around the kitchen now...she goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she announces to the group that she is going to lay down...Natalie says she's been laying down all day, Jordan says she is tired so...she points to the living room and walks that way...Kevin says "not upstairs Jordan?"...Jordan says "yeah, I'm gonna lay down here for a little bit"...Kevin smirks/smiles...Jeff with an embarrassed face, mutters "cuz I told her she couldn't match the pictures...tsk...whatever"...Natalie says "it's all good in the hood" Jordan is now laying down in the SS room on Cam 1/2, the others on Cam 3/4 They continue playing, play one more round and then the party breaks up...Jeff immediately heads to the SS room to get cigarettes, when he walks in Jordan smiles but Jeff gets the cigs, says goodnight to Jordan and walks out. 😢 (we find out after they make up that Jordan was expecting him to say something to her here but he didn't, knowing me I wouldn’t have said a thing either 😐) Jordan is bummed... J&J Their big fight - the aftermath 1:32-2:44am Jeff goes outside to smoke...Jordan continues laying down, she is bummed and quiet. Michele comes in to see how Jordan is...she asks her if she's ok?...Jordan says "yeah why?"...Michele says it's been awhile since she's been in here...Jordan says she is tired of playing cards and she didn't get that game...she feels the need to explain herself so she tells Michele that she thought you had to, she doesn't know, whatever, she's not a card player...Michele says she's usually not good either....Jordan says Jeff is always bickering, he's getting on her nerves...Michele giggles and says she will give him 2 punches...Jordan says he gets aggravated so easy, it makes her mad...Michele says he has no patience...Jordan says no, he doesn't...Jordan says whatever, I'm not a card player, she says she thought you had to pair up two kings, not the symbol, whatever though. Jordan says they're around each other too much, she needs to sleep down here...Jordan figures she will give him his space cuz they have been bickering a lot...Jordan changes the subject to laundry and Michele fake yawns. Jordan says she shouldn't have eaten that popcorn. Jordan heads out to the HOH room to pretend look for clothes she needs to wash...some kind of excuse she feeds Michele. She goes in the HOH, Jeff isn't there...she finds no clothes up there and heads back down to the SS room, she tells Michele she's tired and is going to shut off the lights...Michele says she will leave her then...Jordan wraps herself in her soft blanket and Michele leaves... Feeds go off both Jeff & Jordan until 2:20am when they come back to them... Jordan is wide awake laying in bed on Cam 3, Jeff is listening to music in the HOH bed on Cam 4. 💔 Just before 2:30am Jeff takes off his headphones and turns to "Jordan's side" to sleep, he lays on her pillow and is shaking his foot...it doesn't work, Jeff is wide awake and 10 mins later he turns back the other way, drinks some water and goes to the bathroom...he gets back in bed, lays on his back, he yawns...he moves around, bends his knee, shakes his leg and yawns again...he turns to lay on his tummy, shakes the covers off and the feeds go off him... Meanwhile Jordan is having the same problem...she is awake, @ 2:23am she turns on her back...she is restless and @ 2:30am she is still awake...still restless...she puts her hand up to her head a few minutes later...she scratches her arm @ 2:37am then sits up and turns to "Jeff's side" and tries to get comfy...still awake...a couple of minutes later she readjusts and tries again...@ 2:42am she turns back to her right to see if that will help...more adjusting 2 minutes later...the feeds go off her... Long story short, they missed each other and had a hard time settling without the presence of the other. J&J Their big fight - the morning after 6:10-9:20am ***update on how J&J have slept*** 2 hours later feeds return to Jeff, Jordan not on camera @ 4:30am Jeff is still awake, has his knee up and moving, is fidgeting in bed @ 4:40am Jeff has turned to Jordan's side and is shaking his foot @ 5:00am he is still restless and turns to the door side again @ 5:27am he whips the pillow out from under him and turns to sleep on his belly with no pillow...still shaking the foot @ 5:52am Jeff turns back to the door side again, yawns, grabs the covers and tries to sleep As late as 6:20am Jeff is still moving around in his sleep... Feeds switch to Jordan @ 6:30am she seems to be soundly asleep although moving around a bit as well and is hugging the pillow. The HG's get woken up a little after 9am and Michele heads to the kitchen...Jeff comes out of the HOH to change batteries...on his way back, Michele (taking advantage of the fact Jordan is in the SS room) immediately asks Jeff if she can sleep up there?...Jeff says huh? She asks again and heads up there...(seriously this chick had NO shame...) Just as Michele is getting comfy in the HOH bed...Jordan gets up out of bed to change her batteries...Jeff brushes his teeth while Jordan goes to the bathroom downstairs...he finishes and tells Michele to use the green/gray velvety blanket and he takes the duvet cover from her and wraps himself in it to sleep Jordan heads back to the SS room to sleep. Just before 11am Jordan goes to the GR to sleep there. More tossing & turning... @ 11:50am Jordan gets up to go to the HOH...surprise, surprise when she enters the room, she sees Michele laying there in the bed with Jeff...Jordan plays it off like she didn't even see it, heads straight to the bathroom to brush her teeth and get her bikini on, she leaves to go to the pool...she does some laundry... Just as Jordan is putting on her sunscreen, Jeff has gotten up, is brushing his teeth and putting his contacts in...Jordan gets in the pool just as Michele is getting up, she uses the washroom, Jeff uses it...they talk game, she asks Jeff if he trusts Jordan 100%, then she flat out asks Jeff if her and Jordan were up on the block who would Jeff use the veto on. 🤬 (as I said before...NO shame) Jeff says he doesn't know...he says that scenario isn't here...he doesn't know, when the time comes he will answer that question, he's btw a rock and a hard place...it's a rough one to answer...Michele says she knows the answer...Jeff says she doesn't because he didn't answer...they leave the HOH room… J&J&R Fight - chest bump pt1 12:47-12:57pm Jeff goes outside to smoke, he sits on the patio...Russell is on the elliptical and starts in on Jeff...he asks him how long he has been a f**k up...his whole life? Played D3 ball and still got benched?...Jeff says huh?...Russell asks him again and Jeff says for one more day...Russell makes fun of the fact Jeff is in a telemarketing job...Jeff ignores him. Russell says he talks a big game but never follows through, does he always shake when he sees him?...Russell says you can always tell when someone is scared when they say they're not scared...Jeff tells Russell if this is his last go at him, to go for it but he should go out classy... Russell continues saying it's a good thing he put an S on the end of Technotronics so at least there is more than one...Jeff says he already used that one...Russell says Jeff has been scared of him since day one, he broke him...Jeff says he's not broke by any means. Russell gets off the elliptical saying that Jeff decided to make a big scene in front of people, he says he's a big tough guy but he didn't follow through Insert expletive filled name calling Russell goes to the weight bench, he starts up again saying America felt sorry for Jeff because of how Russell laid into him week one and they gave him power....Russell starts lifting and says if Jeff is so tough why doesn't he follow through on his threats about calling security when actually the security was for Russell because they knew he was going to break Jeff's face...Russell starts making fun of Jeff's job again. Jordan comes outside and tells Jeff not to say anything...Russell says yeah, Jeff don't say anything, have your girlfriend fight your own battles...Jordan immediately yells STFU Russell, you're just a fu**ing douchebag!...Russell tells her to go f**k herself...Jordan repeats the d-bag comment, she says he's pissed because he's leaving tomorrow. Russell repeats the F yourself comment and then makes fun of Jordan telling "Jeffie" to stay calm, she will fight for him, he says this the whole time Jordan is yelling at him...she yells that Russell hates that he's going to the jury house, she yells he's pissed because Russell wanted to send Jeff out and he's leaving before him, she yells that Russell is trying to get everyone's votes and he's going home, she yells that she swears to God she would hit him in the head if she wasn't in the house!...Jeff finally says "Jordan!...go inside!" Jordan walks to the couches to sit while Russell says yeah, go inside, go get some cookie dough...Russell keeps repeating Jeff, stay calm...Jeff, stay calm...Jordan yells that Russell just wants to get someone evicted before Thursday...Russell starts repeating "I'll fight this for you Jeff"...Jordan says Russell's points are awful...Russell starts repeating "keep fighting"...Jordan yells I will fu**ing fight with you! She gets up and makes a beeline for Russell and yells you think I'm scared of you?...she chest bumps him.😤😂 Jeff says Jordan, go sit down, why would you do that? Jordan!! why are you going to make me get up? sit down over here...Russell yells tough girl, tough girl, yeah let her fight your battles for you...Jeff tells Jordan to relax, why is she getting into that, she knows it's his last move... Russell yells that he can't wait for one of them to send Jeff to him as a birthday present so he can beat his face in...Jeff says that is good, he's a big talker...Jeff says he has 500 thousand reasons not to fight him. Feeds cut out for a bit...when they return Russell is making fun of Jordan standing up for "Jeffie" and calling her a dumbass, sitting there eating cookie dough wondering why you got fat...Jeff says see? Russell starts up the Jeff is a failure, he's 31 and has no career routine again...Jeff is just whatever at this point, he tells Russell that he has 7 careers, which one is he? he doesn't even know who he is...look in the mirror. Russell calls Jordan "Jeff's lapdog"...for her to keep twirling her hair cuz she will never do nothing (wrong!)...Russell starts barking like a dog...Jeff asks Russell if he feels better yelling at a girl?...Russell says for Jeff to fight his own battles...Jeff says he has no battle to fight, his is won...Russell says his battle starts when they get out of this place... Jeff says oh, boy, get over yourself bro...Russell implies Jeff thinks he is hot because of his looks...Jeff says to ask anyone in the house if he ever thought about that about himself, he knows he is not that guy...Russell says the only person Jeff's busting in the mouth is Jordan...Jeff asks Russell is this is the stuff he came up with for 2 days? it's terrible… J&J&R Fight - chest bump pt2 12:57-1:16pm Russell brings up the family threat again and threatens Jeff with not threatening him LOL More expletive filled ranting from Russell...Russell makes fun of Jeff's "words"...Jeff says to tell all his friends that he has none of, all he has done is lie...More back & forth btw Jeff & Russell...Jeff emphasizing this is a game...Jeff tells Russell to make a move in the jury house so he can lose his 10G's...Jeff says he doesn't want to be friends with him outside the house. Things get quiet but then Russell says Chima was right saying they were the ugly truth...he says J&J are two peas in a pod, dumbasses, one thinks Gucci is a catchphrase, the other thinks Technotronics is a word, life can only go up from here. Jeff tells Russell to stop using his words, his stories, does he want to have sex with him, is that his thing? does he have a hard on for him?...Russell says that is the dumbest thing...they rant about that and then Jeff says he will show him a little ass on his way out LMAO! Jeff says take a 5 minute timeout, think of a good comeback and then he'll be sitting waiting here for it...he's not allowed to use Technotronics because he said it 800 times, keep quiet and 5 minutes later fire one back at me and we'll see if the crowd laughs. Russell says Jordan went from pitbull to classy instantly...Jeff says she's a woman bro, she's a woman 😊 Jordan says Russell looks like the biggest asshole on TV...Jeff tells Jordan to be quiet...Jordan says he got in Chima's face, he called her fat...Jeff says Jordan, Jordan be quiet...Jordan says he's a douchebag and a baby and she's not scared of him...Jeff tells Jordan to be quiet, what do you think he wants? that -> (directed at her losing it) Jeff says "Uhhh, Russell, you went about this the wrong way man, it's a game and you should have treated it that way"...Jeff apologizes for making the family comment...Russell says to stick it up his ass, he's still going to beat his ass...Jeff asks what does he want from him?...Jeff says he can't take this shit anymore...Russell tells Jeff to STFU about 10x... Russell makes fun of Jeff moping around in the beginning and America pitying him...Jeff makes fun of Russell making final 2 deals with everyone...Russell says Jeff is obsessed with sex, he guesses Jordan isn't giving him enough... They start arguing about game play now and Jordan lets it slip (with Michele there) that the plan was to backdoor Russell all along...Jordan starts to spill more about what Russell said about Kevin during the chicken comp but Jeff stops her, tells her to shut up and says enough is enough. Russell starts up again about the final 4, final 2 deal and Jeff says he is this close to busting his face so he leaves and goes inside...Russell has a few more choice words about Jeff and continues lifting... Jeff comes back outside after cooling off...Russell goes inside and the feeds cut off… Jordan cries after the fight 1:28-2:10pm When the feeds return Jordan is outside crying...Russell comes out and Kevin tells her they should make french toast, an excuse to get her inside...Kevin tells Jordan he didn't want Russell seeing her cry. Jordan is shaking and says she wants to hit him so bad...Kevin says that would be bad. Jordan says but after what he said to her...she says she's not scared of him just because he has muscles, she will hit him because she knows he wouldn't hit her back, she says if she knew she wouldn't get in trouble she would hit him...Kevin says Russell knows what buttons to press with her...Kevin says they knew this was going to happen, he's desperate. Jordan says she bets his job doesn't like this...Kevin says you never go after a girl, he's done this twice...Jordan just wants to hit him...Jordan says she bets her mom's bf wants to kick his ass right now...Kevin says he's sure America does because she has been nothing but nice...Jordan dreads hanging out in the jury house with him and Jessie...Kevin tells Jordan to stay cool, he's going home, he's desperate so he's pulling this card, he wants Jeff to do something dumb...Jordan says she has no respect for someone like that. Jordan tells Kevin what happened...Kevin says it's so hard not to say something...Kevin says Russell preys on people's insecurities...Jordan describes how she bumped him...Kevin says he's not looking classy at all...Jordan says he does look like the biggest asshole on TV...Jordan says no girl should date him...Jordan describes how the fight went down. Kevin tells Jordan to not do anything dumb...Jordan says her friends back home and her mom's bf are going to want to kill him...Kevin says Russell has never done anything positive in this game...Jordan admits that she never liked Russell, she only put up with him because of the numbers, she told Jeff she didn't want him around before Jeff got the mystery power. Jordan asks Kevin if she can hit him in the jury house? LOL They continue talking past 2pm... Jordan and Jeff are upset 2:15-2:37pm Jeff is on the blue raft in the pool...Jordan in lounger next to the pool still REALLY upset and crying, she's trying to hold it together 😒 ...Kevin comes outside and sits next to Jordan, he tries to cheer her up by telling her she looks really cute when she is crying, her eyes get all big and sad looking...Jordan smiles but starts losing it again... Kevin asks Jordan if she keeps replaying it in her mind?...Jordan says no, she's just thinking about the comment Russell made about the steaks...Kevin asks if she thinks that was a jab?...Jordan says "oh yeah, for sure"...Jordan sniffles and starts welling up again...after a few seconds Jeff says "you crying Jordan?"...Jordan looks over and says "huh?"...Jeff says "you crying?"... Jordan, who doesn't want to make a big deal of it says "at first yeah, cuz I was mad"...Jeff sweetly says "I didn't know you were crying"😢 ...this seems to really upset Jeff, he immediately gets off the raft...Kevin says he's crying too...Jeff says what? pardon?...Kevin asks "can you console me?" LOL...Jeff doesn't hear again and says "what?"...Kevin repeats and Jeff says "you wanna hug?"...Kevin laughs. Jeff is not in the laughing mood, he gets out of the pool and tells Jordan "don't even waste a tear on that fu**ing loser" (Jeff is pissed and it's because Jordan is hurting IMO...)...Jordan says she's just mad cuz she can't do anything about it and she has to sit here and listen to him... Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #1 He says who here wants to waste their chances at a half a million dollars? nobody so wtf is she going to do? nothing, let him look like a fu**ing douchebag, don't say anything and let them edit it like that, he's not giving them shit in the DR, if BB want to edit it, do it, Russell has said enough, they don't need Jeff's play by play of a fu**ing douchebag, 100 times, he thinks that BB has it, at least he doesn't have to talk about bugs and shit no more...silence...BB tells Russell to change his batteries...Jeff says "change your personality while you're in there" 😅 Natalie comes outside to join in the fun 🙄 they discuss that BB has asked them all about the Natalie/bee incident...Natalie asks Jeff if he is ok? he seems mad...Jeff says "would you be? when you can't do shit and someone tries to attack or do whatever it is and you can't do dick"...Natalie says to not let him ruin Jeff's day, that's what he wants, he's mad because he's going home, he got got that's what it is, he should take it like a man, Jessie got got and didn't curse on his way out, he took it like a man and he walked out...Kevin says "no he didn't" LOL ...Kevin says that Jessie was fine until he stuck his hand in his face...Natalie proceeds to lie about something as usual 🤥 Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #2 Jeff says he got banned from the whole house because of Braden and his racial comment, he said something to Braden and yet people still got mad at him and banished him from the house, no one talked to him but this motherfu**er can say whatever he wants to a woman and get in their fu**ing face, all of them and nobody says anything, they'll sit and have coffee with him but he gets fu**ing banned for sticking up for someone else when everyone else can be friends with a motherfu**er and let him talk shit all day, if Russell came up to him and he was in their (K&N's) shoes, he'd tell him to get the f**k away from him instead of listening to his fu**ing bullshit (burn!🔥) SILENCE 🤐 Jordan finally breaks it by asking if they will show all of this on Thursday?...Kevin and Natalie say they will...Natalie says Jordan can't let him make her cry...Jordan says it's just she can't do anything about it...Natalie says she knows cuz it will ruin her day...Jordan starts tearing up saying he's already ruined it 😔 they have to be in the HOH room with him tomorrow...Jeff says Russell gets to say a speech on live TV, he can bash him but Jeff can't say shit...Jordan says Jeff probably can, she will... Jeff says so he can act like an asshole and ruin the show and start bickering with a fu**ing loser? either way he looks like a fu**ing dork, whether he takes it or gives it...Natalie says he can leave without class...Jeff says he's already done that...Natalie says it's live TV...Jordan says oh he's going to try something ala Casey... Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #3 Jeff says to get ready because it's all going to be things Jeff has said to him, the motherfu**er does not have thoughts of his own, he has no points...Jeff says that Russell's talk about security was silly, as if helicopters and the swat team are coming in, like BB is worried about Russell tearing up the house like Rambo, take it easy LOL Jeff says that he can't take fu**ing people like that who just talk, those are the people that get knocked the f**k out in one punch and he's not bragging ok, he's not Russell, but just trust him, a fighter? what league is he fighting dude? get fu**ed...God...his blood is fu**ing boiling over this fu**ing loser. Natalie says the house will be back to peace around 5:30 tomorrow...Jeff says he didn't do anything, he played the game...Natalie says she and America know that...silence...Natalie brings up that Russell was bringing Chima into the argument saying they were the two most articulate people...Jeff says "how the f**k is he articulate?"...Natalie didn't like Russell bringing Chima into it. Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #4 Jeff says that the motherfu**er said Jeff can't speak and needed a dictionary, how about him? he spelled shotgun, fu**ing loser, and he has no speech, all his speech comes from things Jeff has told him and if he's so fu**ing stupid, the dumbest kid he's ever met, what does that make him cuz he fu**ing got him, that makes him even stupider because he got got by a fu**ing dummy and first of all, Russell does have a hard on for him because never once did Jeff say he was a model except to Braden and he brings it up 10X a day and not one time did he tell a modeling story to anyone. Jordan says they'd catch Russell staring in the mirror all the time...Kevin says Russell was mixing up his numbers theory too...Jordan asks if he was making fun of her?...Kevin and Natalie say no...Natalie says Russell is playing one card right now, it's the story about the threat on the family but why did he keep acting cool around them, pretending there was nothing wrong...Jeff says it was a joke and he still apologized...Jordan says Russell has nothing on her, she knew how he was...Natalie says it's one thing to talk to a man like that but not to a woman...Jordan says her dad is probably ready to wring Russell's neck, she is sure Natalie's dad is the same...Natalie says in 24 hours, it will be all good, no. Jeff goes back to Russell haha, he says "the fact that anyone even listens to his bullshit, I'm not telling you what to do but I would be like get the f**k away from me with your lies"...Natalie says he was asking her all night to play chess...Jeff says she's the person he needs votes against...Natalie says when she said no, he went off on her...Kevin says he called it, he said it was the calm before the storm, he predicted Hurricane Russell was coming. They start to recall how the fight all started...Jeff says Russell called him a fu**ing pussy, he said Jeff was sitting there shaking and he said what?...Russell said Jeff was shaking, he was a fu**ing pussy and that he put an "S" on the end of Technotronic to make it better and Jeff said "dude, how fu**ing long ago was that? you already played that card"... Russell kept saying shit and he ignored him, Russell said to keep ignoring him and Jeff did and then Jordan said something to Jeff about ignoring him, to not listen to him...Jeff says who gives a f**k he spelled Technotronics?...Natalie says it's old, it was week one...Jeff says "you spelled shotgun dude, who the f**k cares"...Jeff says that Russell made fun of his career but half the people he works with are millionaires, wtf is he talking about? he wishes his boss would fu**ing fly out there and smash his head ...he doesn't need to defend everything he says, he's done talking about it... Jordan says they don't even know what Russell does...Jeff finally gets called to the DR LOL...Jeff dries off...Jordan says "I strrrrongly dislike Russell"...Kevin jokingly says "I think he's pretty cool" LOL ...Jeff goes inside… Cheer up, its picture time 3:47-4:19pm Feeds switch to JeJo in the kitchen...Jeff, who is holding the HOH camera, is telling Jordan to take some (pictures)...Jordan says she doesn't feel like it...Jeff says "me neither, I feel like busting this thing against the wall (LOL) but we gotta do it...c'mon, we have to take some, what are we going to do"...Jeff starts walking towards the RR...Jordan asks how many Jeff needs?...Jeff says 50 :) ...Jordan starts following Jeff saying she's going to pull her hair down, everytime her hair is up...Jeff says everytime he thinks he wears the same outfit...Jordan says she does too. Jeff tells K-Town they're going to take some pictures, they have to pretend they're happy LOL ...Kevin starts to get up and says "oh, yeah"...Jeff takes a pic of Kevin in his luxurious bed, Kevin poses and then says he wants to take a picture of Jeff and Jordan together...again 🫢 Jeff says they look the same in every picture, he wears the same hat and shorts...Jordan walks towards Jeff and they wrap their arms around each other but not before Jeff tries to cheer up a sad Jordan, he says "c'mon" and pinches her face LOL Jordan ow's and then they smile and get their picture taken...(these are the photos that were taken 😊) (far away & close up views) Jeff then says "c'mon Jordan now take a fun one"...Jordan says "of what? I'm just not in the mooood!"...Jeff says he knows, no one is in the mood...they go in the SS room and tell Jordan to pretend she's going down the slide, Kevin does the same, they pose and smile...Jordan wants to see them...Jeff says not to worry, he'll show them at the end...Jeff decides to switch to his Aurora hat to represent...Jordan says "yeah" ;) Jeff asks if he should put on a shirt so he doesn't look like a bozo...Jordan says no, it looks like he's been out in the sun...they go back to the RR but Jeff goes back in the SS room wondering what else he should take pics of... Jordan says Kevin & Lydia were always so creative...they decide to take a pic of Kevin getting grossed out by the package of tampons/pads in Natalie's bag 🤐 Kevin says he's actually never seen one...Michele joins them...Jeff says she got dressed up for the occasion...Jeff says for Kevin to take one of him and Michele while she looks hot (LOL!)...Jeff backtracks and Michele says she always looks hot Then Jordan and Michele get their picture taken together...Jordan, Michele & Kevin pretend to pillow fight...Jordan holds her key and Michele & Kevin wave goodbye to her...Jordan and Michele do meditative poses...Jeff takes a pic of Braden & Casey...Jeff leaves for a minute...Michele tells Jordan to grab Kevin's butt, she likes those types of pictures...Jeff comes back with a blue tank top on, he says he didn't want to be "that guy" that takes pics with his shirt off, that's not him...Jordan suggests going outside to get one of Jeff gardening...Jeff says he doesn't want to go outside, not be near him (Russell), not say another word to that guy... Jeff says he was blogging and talked a little about each person, for Russell he said he's a huge dork, moving on...they suggest doing some "jump shots", they do those, then they pretend to choke and punch Russell's face on the memory wall LOL Jordan suggests going in the GR to take some...Kevin says "of you two...cuddling?" 😊 ...Michele and Jeff get on the bikes and ride them to get the light to go on...Jeff says it's cheesy as hell...next they decide to cover Jordan with pillows...Jeff says "just have one boob out" (still thinking back to that day the first week are you? LOL) ...Natalie joins them, Jeff tells her to give them some ideas and jump in "hump Jordan" They all pile on top of Jordan...Kevin says Jeff has to get in on them, he says it has to be him and Jordan cuddling...Natalie agrees, it has to be him and Jordan...Kevin says that's what America wants...Jeff leans back and takes one with Jordan, Michele and Natalie...Jordan jumps up and says she'll take one with Kevin in it and Michele takes the chance to cuddle up to Jeff 🙄 Jeff says to jump in and pretend they all love each other... LOL Jordan still wants to take the gardening pic...they will wait until Russell goes in the DR, he's been called in...Jeff takes one of Kevin obsessing over the bubble wrap...they decide to take one of Jordan pretending to poop since she talks about it all the time 😅 They all get in the shower and Kevin pretends to be excited to be taking a shower with the girls, another cute pose...they head outside...Jordan takes a pic of Jeff gardening finally and then she takes a more suggestive one with Kevin and the hose...Jeff actually waters the garden for a bit...they then do a couple of "magic of Hollywood" poses with the weights...they do a fake Jeff BBQ'ing pose...Jeff and Natalie get one taken, Natalie says she got one with the hot guy 😉 ...they take another couple of pics and then Jordan gets called to the DR, she leaves...they continue taking random pics outside, Russell comes outside...awkward!...Jeff sits down to take a look at all the pics and the others head inside...Jeff and Russell are left alone super awkward! Jeff heads inside and continues taking a couple more random pics... Jeff & Jordan make up Pt1 4:57-5:10pm The HG's have been taking pictures with the HOH camera...BB calls an inside lockdown...Jeff & Jordan go up to the HOH...they haven't had a chance to talk since their fight or the Russell fight. (IMO Jeff wants to talk more about their fight because he's torn up over it and Jordan wants to talk more about the Russell fight because he really hurt her feelings and also doesn't want to admit that she was wrong in how she handled the Jeff fight) The feeds go to Jeff & Jordan in the HOH bathroom...Jordan sits on the edge of the bathtub and says she took an Advil, she had the biggest headache...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan asks him if she wants her to leave him alone?... Jeff says he doesn't, he's just saying he didn't like that, that's all. (he is referring to something he must have told her off camera about not liking that she stormed off last night & slept downstairs) Jeff says she pouted like a baby...Jordan raises her voice and says "I didn't pout!"...Jeff says "well, you slept in there, how mad do you fu**ing have to be to go sleep with Russell...pretty mad"...Jordan says Russell wasn't in there...Jeff says "whatever" (origins of their first issue of jealousy, Russell/Jordan flirting with each other) Jordan goes to sit down on the bed and says something about hoping the DR doesn't ask her about her family again, she looks like a cry baby...Jeff says she looked like a cry baby last night...Jordan says she looked like a cry baby today...she says she told the DR she was sorry, she looked like one...today. (emphasis on today 🤨) Jordan says she doesn't like the word hate but she strongly, strongly dislikes Russell...she says she has never had any of her friends disrespect her like Russell did today...Jeff says that is his character, it's who he is...Jeff says it's embarrassing for him and his family...Jeff sits down on the round chair...Jeff says to not get pissed off about it...Jordan swears she was going to hit him, but then she thought about the show, then she was going to push him but then she bumped him...Jeff says he was worried she was going to hit him, he would have been so mad if she had hit him...Jordan says she knows and here she was the other night lecturing Jeff not to do anything...but when Russell said the cookie dough comment she couldn't help it. Jeff says Russell likes to push buttons...Jordan says with a girl you just don't say that kind of stuff, it does bother her she has gained weight, she says he is mean… https://youtu.be/m4pBErs1TrQ Jordan says she never gets in arguments with people and here she was going crazy...she couldn't sit there and hear Russell stay stuff about Jeff...Jordan says Russell called her a lapdog, that he made a comment to Michele about Jordan sleeping downstairs, at least we know they're not (doing it). Jeff says "that is why I was like why the f**k would you go down there, that's why I was pissed about you...like why the f**k would you sleep down there and give somebody something to talk about...and make them think they have an advantage over us or anything...that's why I'm like what a fu**ing idiot, can't you just come up here and complain?" Jordan says "no, I was really mad at you"...Jeff says "that's fine, then don't talk to me, but don't air our business in front of everybody else, you know what I mean...so I look like an even bigger asshole for sending everybody home and you look like even cuter for not doing one fu**ing thing ever" Jordan says "you always think I don't do anything"...Jeff says "well then just keep our business between the us from now on ok"...Jeff says if she's mad to go lay upstairs, if you have the opportunity to use it...Jordan says she didn't sleep good at all last night...Jeff says she makes people talk, he says he thought...I'm gonna go and fu**ing strangle her right now...Jeff says then people would say "Jordan are you ok?"...Jordan says nobody said anything!...Jeff says the thing is that is was over nothing...Jeff mutters that he was so mad...Jeff says she makes people talk, she makes people think...Jordan says like what? Jeff goes off on a spiel about how she doesn't understand, she was giving them an edge with them thinking that Jeff & Jordan are mad at each other...Jordan explains what she said to Michele when she came in to talk to her, no one else said anything...Jeff says believe me, they talk, why do you think Michele came up here at 9am to sleep in my bed?...Jeff tells about Michele asking him about who she would use the veto on...Jordan says he should have said yes...Jordan talks a little game...Jeff seems disinterested but continues talking game... Then he tells Jordan she needs to play it cool, don't air their business to other people, don't break Michele's trust, don't air their business, if they fight talk to him about it, don't air their business in front of everybody to give them an advantage, watch what she says, she has to be playing the game for 3 more weeks, don't say she wasn't paying attention or not focused, focus for 3 more weeks, think about everything before she talks, focus on playing the game, think for 3 more weeks and then after don't think for the rest of her life but for 3 more weeks, think and use her head...he says he's not getting down on her but this is the final run, people are gunning to split them up, they have to try their hardest to not give people an edge...he's just trying to help her, that's all. Jeff says he understands she gets frustrated with him, he gets frustrated with her, that's normal. QUIET...Jordan has a super sad look on her face...Jeff shakes his head, smiles at her and says "you're so emotional today"...Jordan says "I am"...Jeff says "what are you emotional about!?"... Jordan says she doesn't know she woke up in a bad mood, she was already in a bad mood this morning...Jeff says "because you slept downstairs"...she says that then she was laying in the pool and then Russell starts in on Jeff and she was like oh God...Jeff says Russell tried to get a rise out of him and he got a rise out of you...Jeff gets in bed… Jeff & Jordan make up Pt2 5:10-5:23pm Jeff gets in bed...Jordan looks over at him and says "you look tan"...the feeds cut out but you can see in the control room screen that Jeff has pulled Jordan over to him and she lays her head near his chest...feeds come back...Jeff is rubbing her back and says "don't worry about what he says, it doesn't fu**ing matter". Jordan sits up and says "yeah but you hurt my feelings too last night, you made me mad"...Jeff says "how? what did I say?"...Jordan says it's because he doesn't have patience with her...Jeff says he doesn't, she's right, because he knows she knows better, that's what frustrates him, he knows she knows better. Jordan says that when Jeff was explaining the cards she wasn't listening at first but then she was and she thought that Jeff would show her as they played, she thought it was matching the cards, not the shapes...Jeff says he gets it, he has to be more patient with her but at the same time why is she playing the dumb card because he knows she can match the shapes, you could even tell a little kid that... Jordan protests but Jeff continues saying that she wasn't paying attention, she shouldn't have played at all, just say you don't feel like playing, that is what frustrates him, he knows she knows better. Jordan says she didn't understand what he was saying and then Jeff was getting all mad at her and she was like uhhhhhh!...Jeff says yeah, but still, was it something to be all pissed and walk away from?...Jordan says she got the hang of it...Jeff says "yeah, I was playing with you and you were still mad"...Jordan says it was because you were raising your voice at me in front of everybody...Jeff says he's sorry, he thought and he knows she is capable of better...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it was a stupid card game, he knows she is better than that, he just knows... Jeff says whatever, she can be mad, he does lose his patience with her, he does, he apologizes, but she didn't have to take it to the next level like you're fighting and walk away, that is like shit you do with your boyfriend when you get in a fight in high school...Jeff says he understands, it's very emotional and frustrating and your mind is being pulled in 500 different directions and so is his...he says they can't be mad at each other, they have to have more patient with each other, they have to have each other backs these last couple of weeks otherwise one of them is going home and it won't be Jordan so that is why he is more frustrated. Jordan says Jeff thinks she gets by with everything...Jeff says she does, it's not a bad thing, it's how she has played...that is why he needs her more than ever, right now, he can only do so much, if they're going to be there together they have to do it together. Part of this convo here: https://youtu.be/m4pBErs1TrQ Jordan starts getting teary eyed...Jeff looks over at her, tsks, grabs her arm and says stop!...Jordan says what? I'm just blah about everything...Jeff smiles at her, she says "I am"...Jeff says what?...Jordan says she's just blllhhh...Jeff looks so serious...he looks away from her for a sec, then looks at her, smiles the most beautiful smile and says "Juh-ordan!" (she's teary) and looks away...Jordan is holding off tears and Jeff says what? huh?...he grabs her arm to pull her towards him and says "come here"...Jordan says no, she's stinky...Jeff says he doesn't care, come here (my fave two words!) Jordan lays by his chest, Jeff says stop, what's wrong? Jordan says she's just mad...Jeff says at what? huh? He rubs her hair. Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says with me?...Jordan says no, she was last night but she's over it...Jeff says "you wanna make out?" Jordan lifts herself up, smiles and says she's not in the mood...Jeff says she's never in the mood...Jordan says "we're just friends right? friends don't make out"...Jeff says no, we're lovers 🥰 ..he pulls her down to him and squeezes her...Jordan says no, she stinks...Jeff sniffs her LOL Jeff says he doesn't care, he pulls her closer and kisses her on the neck...Jordan says she does care...Jordan says she just wants to take a break and go home for a weekend...Jeff says this is it...Jordan talks some game with Jeff...Jeff says don't get frustrated when he talks to her, he does it because he cares, he telling her what he thinks, he doesn't know everything, he thinks that buckling down, the things he has been telling her are for the best...he doesn't mean to put her down...sometimes he's out of control, he appreciates her patience this far with him. Jordan says he never got mad before...Jeff says he didn't get mad but he got mad when she left and she slept downstairs, he was like why would she do that? He says he would sleep in the shower, don't air their business, it was just her actions...Jordan says she does that when she gets mad, she's stubborn...Jeff says he is stubborn too but he would be like sleep on the floor...Jeff says that she left and everyone was staring at him, like he's the bad guy...Jordan says she thought Jeff was going to come in (to the SS room) and talk to her...Jeff says when he saw her in there, he thought, you're really going to play this pouty card like a fu**ing 4 year old...have fun. They both get quiet and look at their nails...Jeff says he killed her on his blog cuz he was pissed at her...Jordan gets sad and says "you did?..thanks"...Jeff says "no way!"...he laughs, hugs her and says "you were about to cry again...of course I didn't"...Jeff says he was going to kill her this morning when he got up...Jordan says she was waiting on it, Russell got to him before her... Jeff says he was pissed that Michele came upstairs and he had to deal with her...he was going to kill Jordan..Jordan says she looks tanner...Jeff says she looks beautiful, she looks great...he pinches her cheek....Jordan notices Michele coming up, tells Jeff, Jeff jokingly goes to kiss Jordan, she laughs and Michele enters... Chi’s or Cheese/play w/my hair 5:22-5:32pm Michele has come up to the HOH right after Jeff & Jordan have made up. Jordan tells Michele she is staying away from Russell, she says Russell offered to make steaks for everyone but her and then when he was walking away asked her if she wanted one...Jordan does the stabbing motion and says Jeff can stab him one way and she'll stab him the other... Jordan tells Michele she looks nice with her hair straightened, she should keep doing it...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she can get a really, really good straightener at a discount from her salon and send it to her...feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is telling Michele the iron is called a Chi, she spells it C.H.I...there are other generic ones but it's the best...Jordan is running her hands through Jeff's hair saying this...she says oh, does she have a story from work to tell, it's embarrassing...Jeff says she can play with his hair while she tells the story, he lays his head down on her lap and she starts playing... Jordan says one of the girls from the other location called her and asked if she had any Chi's? Jordan goes cheese? and she goes yeah, Chi's? Jordan goes cheese? and she says yes! Jordan goes in the back and she looks for cheese. LOL She went back and said they didn't have any cheese, one of the girls caught her and said omg, did you really just do that? Everybody was laughing...Jordan says they made fun of her all day about that...Michele goes on about how she is so smart that she would think Chi is Chi (with a hard C sound)...fake yawn 🥱 The feeds go off for a bit...when they return Jeff is talking about cooking ravioli with vodka sauce...Jordan is still playing with Jeff's hair... Jordan stops and Jeff taps her on both legs, touches his hair and taps again to signal her to keep going LOL She does for a bit and then stops and leans forward...Jeff says "it's over?"...Jordan says "we lost"...Jordan moves the sheets and Jeff asks "where are you going?"...Jordan leans in towards him and says she has to take a shower...Jeff whispers "no" and pulls her towards him, hugs her but then immediately is aware of Michele being there and lets go... Jordan lays there in Jeff's armpit for a bit while Jeff talks about taking a shower first and then Jordan can take a bath...Jordan touches Jeff's belly with her hand and they both get quiet...Jeff makes that mmm sound he's fond of doing and says they need to drink that bottle of wine tonight ;) Michele says she'd like to have a little bit...Jeff says that's what he means, they can all split it tonight if they want, it's not like anyone is going to get drunk, it will just put them to sleep...Jeff wonders if they have to drink it all?...Michele says they suggested it, she doesn't know why they tell her all the rules… Reviewing & Venting 5:32-5:43pm The feeds return to Jeff saying "chill out a little bit, celebrate" (drinking the wine)...Jeff says "he gawn" (Russell)...Jeff doesn't get how they're all downstairs laughing and shit, the point he made about Braden, how the whole house abandoned him, he even stepped in and said something to Braden about him not being able to talk like that and now Kevin saw Russell up in Jordan's face and didn't even say anything, he should have said she's my friend and so is Chima, you can't talk like that to women, he doesn't step in but he got the plague from the house, Kevin doesn't step in and can kick it but he (Jeff) gets ostracized by the whole house, that he doesn't like. Michele says that Natalie says that Russell is still her friend...Jeff says she's a hypocrite then, isn't Chima her friend? isn't she a woman? if you want to stand up for your principles, fine but don't be a hypocrite, at least he stood up to defend Braden, there was no one to defend Jordan...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says that's what he's asking LOL Michele apologizes for not defending her, she says if she tried Russell would have gone full force on her and she would have smacked him 🙄 Jeff says not her but they were being hypocritical in the situation yelling at him...Michele says that Natalie has been the biggest hypocrite...Jeff says now they're down there kicking it with him...Michele says it's been like that the whole time...Jeff says they don't want to get in trouble, don't want to stick their noses in it but he has to stick his nose in...Jordan says "I stuck my nose in"...Jeff says "yes you did Jordan" 😊 Michele says she doesn't trust Kevin, she thinks he might put in a wonky vote to cause commotion in the house...Jeff and Jordan don't think so...Michele says he better not or she'll fu**Ing go on his ass...Jeff laughs and says "f**k yeah"...Jeff looks over at Jordan...Jordan says she knew when Jeff started yelling at Jordan to back off that he was really mad...Jeff says he thought Jordan was going to slap him and do something stupid, she kept going crazy, what was she going to do? make him go over there and carry her away? when Jordan was the one telling him to be quiet... Jordan says it's different, she's a girl and she knows Russell won't hit her...Jeff says that if Jordan hit him then she'd be gone from the house...Jordan says she just bumped him...Jeff says he was worried about Jordan hitting Russell, her just slapping him cuz she was so angry and couldn't control herself...Jordan says "yeah I was, I wanted to"...Jeff says he doesn't care that she said something, it doesn't bother him there was a girl fighting for him, anyone should have stepped in and said something...Jordan says she did...Jeff says he was just saying that...Jordan says "lap dog, lap dog"... Jeff says he had no points...Jordan says she said that Russell has 2 sisters and a mom, she's sure Russell wouldn't appreciate someone saying that to his sisters...Jeff says "you said that to him?"...Jordan says she said it in the DR...Jeff says "that's pretty good"...Jordan says she would say it to him but she's trying to avoid him, Russell kept trying to get her attention outside...Jeff says when he walked back inside Russell was snickering at him but he laughed and walked away, then when he came upstairs to do the blog and he did it again, Jeff slapped his chest and said "get a good look buddy, something to jerk off to in the jury house" 😯 and Russell says Jeff is always thinking about jerking off, he's the homo...Michele giggles... Jordan says looking at his face though, she's sorry but he has evil eyes, he's evil looking...Jeff says "dude, he's a huge loser"...Jeff says he never defends himself, he has no friends, he's a loser...Jordan says the sad thing is that the way he is is why he has no friends...Michele says angry people don't have friends...Jeff says "people who lie about everything don't have friends" 🛎️🛎️🛎️ Jordan says she said he's a liar, he's not trustworthy and he can sit and call her names but she knows she's a better person than him, she has family and good friends she can go home to...Jeff asks if it was in the DR or to his face?...Jordan says she would say it to his face too...Jordan says she wanted to stand up in front of the camera and say "I don't think you can call this fat, you call this thick, guys like things they can grab" ha! Jeff waves his hand as if to say "oh shut up" LOL Jeff says the funny thing is he had 2 days to come up with that material and that's the best he got...Jordan says that Russell is the one that stares at himself in the mirror...Jeff says he said that to him, he said it 800 times in the DR, creepshow stares at everyone...Jordan says that Russell pulled Natalie into the SS room and told her to not trust anything Michele says...Jeff says "oh really?...what a fu**ing rat dude"... Jeff goes off about how he doesn't understand how the others are still talking to him, Russell admitted he would do whatever it takes to get a vote so what do they think he's doing right now...Michele doesn't understand how Natalie can hang out with him when he's campaigning for Natalie to go...Jeff doesn't understand either...Michele says Natalie wants to suck Jessie's dick too... Jordan wonders what the next comp will be like...Michele says she just wants to win and send them all home week by week...Jeff says "let's just move in up here"...Jordan says she knows...they discuss them winning the HOH...Jeff is putting his money on them over K&N, they were champs last time, just go in with the same mentality...they talk about the graduation comp and what really went down...talk goes back to Russell...Jeff says he's so over it, he's going to stay up there all night, he can say whatever he wants, they all have 500,000 reasons not to talk to him...they talk about what Russell's going to do during the live eviction, he's going to come after them...Jeff says he's going to be working on it all night and then he's going to f**k it all up when the time comes and he'll look like an even bigger idiot... Jordan says she hopes Russell badmouths her on live TV so everyone can see it...Jeff says he thinks he's playing the villain role, he's playing the douchebag role (yep!)...Michele says he's a retard misogynist, he can go home!...Jordan says Russell's so mad that he's leaving before Jeff...Jeff says "he's a fu**ing huge dork, I can't stress it no more"...Jordan mocks Russell saying he was going to mop Jeff, she says "I'll mop you if I get there so shut up!" LOL Jeff says he wishes BB told him because of his threats he gets to stay in the hotel for 3 weeks by himself...Jordan wishes they would...Jeff says why would they reward a jag off like that?... Jeff likes thicker girls 5:43pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are venting about Russell...Jordan says she does remember something Russell told her, but it's all a lie, he said "he likes thicker girls"...Jeff says "dude"...Michele says "he'll tell you anything"...Jeff says "that's cuz I probably said that 🥰 so he put it in his journal of 'how to be like Jeff' and said it"...Jordan goes on to describe what Russell told her his last girlfriend was like... Russell is jealous of Jeff 5:59-6:01pm Jordan tells Jeff, who has just finished taking a shower, to come here, she tells him that Michele said that Russell said it's going to suck if Jeff stays because he's going to get TV time...Michele says no no, Russell was talking about Jeff last night, about how Jeff doesn't even need to win on the show because he's already going to get a TV contract or something (🛎️🛎️🛎️) and none of them are going to get anything from the show (Jordan did too! 😊) ...Jordan says Russell is so jealous of Jeff...Jeff says "he's so jealous for real, I'm telling you"...Michele says yeah...Jordan says Russell gets so mad too and so would Jessie...Michele says why are Kevin and Natalie listening to this, f**k this... Jordan says "when they would say you were hot"...Jeff asks what does that have to do with anything?...Michele says it doesn't, he was just fu**ing talking about you...Jeff says Russell has a hard-on for him...Michele says he totally does. Jordan in the sweetest voice says "he's jealous of Jefffff" :) ...Michele giggles...Jeff is told by BB to put his mic on...Jordan says "I'd be jealous of you too Jeff if I was a guy" 😉 Jeff tells them that BB wants to hear clearly that Russell has a hard-on for him LOL they continue chatting… Where does everyone shop 6:49-6:55pm Jordan, Jeff, Michele and Kevin are in the kitchen...Kevin is playing solitaire at the counter...Michele is cleaning the microwave...Jeff is watching his food simmer while Jordan, who seems to be especially enthralled with Jeff this night, intermittently stares at Jeff between zoning out... They are quiet...Jordan, out of the blue, asks Jeff "what's your favorite clothing store when you shop?"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan says when Jeff normally goes shopping, where does he normally go?...Jeff says for jeans he goes to Buckle...Jordan says "Buckle? I've never heard of it"...Jeff says they have awesome jeans, he likes Urban Outfitters, they're good...Jordan likes that and says she always gets her jeans from Lucky jeans cuz they fit her longer...Jeff says Urban Outfitters, he likes that style, you know?...Jeff says Buckle is kinda like UO, he just wears underwear shirts, his style is pretty simple...Jordan says she likes Forever 21 too...Michele says that store rocks...Jeff says "it's cheap right?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she likes Wet Seal, it's good, she likes shorts from American Eagle, she likes Old Navy for tops but she can't wear their pants. Michele says she hated on Old Navy for the longest time but now she gets clothes from them...Jordan says she likes Target too...Jeff likes Target and Old Navy has deals for t-shirts and shorts...Jordan says she bought 10 pairs of those shorts she wears before she came there, 10 tank tops too...Kevin says before they came there, Old Navy had a sale on men's clothes 50% off...Jeff knows that sale LOL he got his grey hoody from there and all his plain t-shirts he wears here, it was awesome...Kevin likes H&M, Urban... Jordan says she's never heard of H&M...Jeff says they're like Forever 21, it's cheap but they're getting more expensive, their stuff doesn't fit him well, it's too small for him...Jordan loves the Forever 21 in LA, it's way better than the one at home. Jordan says she likes Guess, Jeff and Kevin used to love it too...Jordan doesn't like paying 70 dollars for...she gets her Lucky jeans there because she needs them longer, if it's a 4Regular (with other brands) they're always highwaters so she gets long ones from Lucky...Kevin likes Hollister button up shirts...Jordan says she hasn't worn that in forever, since high school, she couldn't wear their jeans, they were too tight. They continue talking about shopping, sales and outlet malls... Jordan watches Jeff cut his hair 7:17-734pm Jeff cuts his hair, Jordan watches...fascinating! Not really but Jeff is shirtless 😛 Jordan is in a sad mood 7:43-7:47pm Jeff comes upstairs to join Jordan in the HOH...Jordan is laying in bed...Jeff enters and says "Johrrdan", he asks Jordan how his hair looks?...Jordan says "perfecto"...Jeff says it's not bad...Jordan says it's not bad...Jeff says it'll do...Jordan smiles at Jeff... Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "what are you giggling at?"...Jeff grabs a cookie from the table and asks Jordan if she wants some of this soft cookie?...Jordan says no...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says she doesn't want any, she's fine. Jeff sits on the bed and says "mmm, it's so good"...Jeff offers her cookie again...Jordan says "I'm good thank you"...Jeff says "a little piece?"...Jordan says "no, I'm fine"...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says she just brushed her teeth...Jeff loves the cookie, lol, he says "it's good"...Jordan smiles and says "I know it's good" Jeff says "that pasta was good huh?"...Jordan says "yeah that was really good Jeff"...Jeff says "thank you Jordan"...Jordan says "I liked it"...Jeff says "so what's up? you wanna spit out what's on your mind or what?"...Jordan says no, she's just having a bad day...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says "I'm having a really bad day" 😢 ...Jeff says "tomorrow is a new day"...Jordan knows...Jeff says "that cookie was the best, damn"... Jordan says that this bed is 10 times comfier than the one downstairs...Jeff who can't let go that Jordan didn't sleep up there the previous night says "why'd you sleep there?"...Jeff quickly looks at Jordan and points at her knowingly...Jordan holds Jeff's finger and says "cuz I was mad and I was going to give you space"...Jeff jokingly says "have fun sleeping down there tonight" 😅 Jordan asks if she's seeing things or did she see someone on the spy screen? she realizes it's Natalie and they quickly let go of each other...Jeff says if Jordan wants they can play blackjack and he'll be the dealer...they tell Natalie to come in...Natalie enters...Jeff asks Jordan "want to?"...Natalie sits in the round chair and they discuss if they should play blackjack...Natalie asks if Jordan knows how?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he was going to teach her, Jordan's in a sad mood...Natalie asks why?...Jordan says she's in a blah mood, they can play blackjack...Jeff says she doesn't need to know the pictures...Jordan really doesn't want to play...they start chatting about what they've been doing... Pow wow in the HOH w/o Russell 8:16-9:38pm Natalie joins Jeff & Jordan in the HOH room, then Kevin comes up, then Michele comes up...random chit chat between all of them... Natalie starts eating Jeff's cheese & crackers...Jeff says he loves cheese...Jordan says her mom always makes cheese & crackers or chips & salsa for starters before dinner....Jeff likes veggie cream cheese on his bagels especially everything bagels...Jeff says he goes to Dunkin Donuts, it's faster and cheaper...Jeff says his fave cheese is Asiago. Jeff does a card trick with his mouth and Jordan attempts it...she succeeds and looks darn cute doing it LOL Jordan says the pasta Jeff made was soooo good 😊 Michele asks about beef jerky, they explain what it tastes like...Jeff says he always gets a bag of nuts, beef jerky and a bottle of water to take on the plane...they talk about 911 and how the regulations changed regarding liquids...Jeff says the people at the airport probably keep all the left over stuff...Jordan talks about the salon and their return policy regarding products. Jeff is called to the DR While he's gone, they talk about mattresses, taxes and income...Jordan says that her mom told her that the one thing you don't mess around with is the IRS...Jordan talks about the diet pills she took...Kevin talks about a diet pill he took...Jordan says it was like she was on speed, her sister lost a lot of weight when she took those...Michele talks about Adderall and how it permanently affects your brain. Jordan says she thinks she is ADD sometimes, with school that is, she doesn't concentrate, she loses focus...Jordan says she will be listening to the teacher, zone out, think about something else, by the time she focuses back on the teacher, she is so lost, she does it all the time... Jordan talks about one of her classes was 2 hours long and she would be looking around her, trying to talk to someone, she would get bored, that is why she hates school, she says maybe it is something she is not interested in...they talk more about school, the differences between community college and university. Jeff returns 20 mins later. Jordan starts talking about these 2 guys she hung out with in college, they looked like pimped out dorks LOL they happened to have gone to middle school with her and she felt bad she made fun of them...Jordan talks about Malibu's Most Wanted, the movie with Jamie Kennedy, Michele & Kevin don't know but of course Jeff knows it 😉 Jordan does a little rap from the movie, it's cute! :) Jordan quotes a line from the movie too, so cute! Jeff says he likes that guy, his show was the best...Jordan liked him on Scream and she talks a bit about that...Jordan liked Scary movie too, she re-enacts a scene from it, she laughs about a guy having sex, him coming and shooting the girl onto the ceiling...Jeff says that is how he is going to explode (after this) 😂 Jeff wants tomorrow to be over with, he says he left Russell a mean message...they talk game for quite awhile...Jeff tells Kevin & Natalie about the ridiculous question Michele asked him, asking him who he would use the veto on, her or Jordan...Jeff can't believe she asked that and can't believe she doesn't know the answer, he says as if he would take her off, the person that has been so honest and loyal to him. /sarcasm Kevin & Jeff laugh over how they both have said they can't read Michele, she is a question mark to both of them...Natalie says she just doesn't like the bitch LOL Natalie goes off on a mini rant about why and how she can't stand Michele...Jeff asks Jordan if it looks like he has a chunk missing out of his hair?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "should I bring back that haircut?" (the bowl one in his childhood pic, lol) They talk more game and talk about Michele, Jordan goes to the DR. They continue to talk about Michele and her night terrors and moans...Jeff imitates Michele and the weird stuff she does when she sleeps...they continue to talk game, Michele and Russell...they imagine what Russell's speech is going to be like. (ironically Russell's speech was completely harmless) Jordan returns 20 mins later. They keep talking about how Russell's speech is going to be and how Jeff is going to react...Jordan says Jeff can talk to Julie first about it and diffuse the situation...they recall the two Jeff/Russell fights...Kevin & Jeff tell Jordan to not say anything when Russell makes digs at her...Jeff says BB must be editing him as the biggest douche on TV. Jordan asks Kevin if he thinks she is dumb?...Kevin says she is smarter than she lets on...Jeff agrees...Jordan says thanks...Jeff says that wasn't a compliment LOL Jeff tells Kevin that is what he was saying earlier, she knows better...Jordan says to not bring up the card game...Kevin says they are hilarious when they fight Kevin gets called to the DR. An emotional day - Pt 1 9:38-9:52pm Kevin goes to the DR...Jordan tells Jeff she doesn't want Michele up there...Jeff says they (K&N) were just killing Michele. Jeff says he is doing what everyone else does, he feels like such a dork sitting up there bashing everybody, like he is so much better than everybody...Jeff says he hates that, he hates the person he's becoming in there...he grabs Jordan's chin and says "just gotta hang in there a little bit longer..." Jordan says 3 weeks. Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says what?...Jeff?...Jeff says nuthin, why?...Jordan says nuthin...Jeff pinches Jordan's nose, he looks at her and says "you had an emotional day"...Jordan says she did and she still feels like crying...Jeff says "we gonna make out later?" 😉 Jordan says "maybe"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says "maybe" Jeff looks at the spy screen and says let's watch the party...he laughs at how everyone talks shit and then they're all friends with each other...Jordan honestly doesn't know who she trusts...she kind of hopes Michele wins HOH... At this point the realization of what Natalie said up there hits Jordan...that Natalie admitted she is going to put up her and Michele if she wins HOH next and it is stressing her out...she had thought that Kevin or Natalie would put up the other if they won...AS IF! Jordan says she thought that both her and Jeff wouldn't go up on the block...Jeff says Kevin said that but not Natalie...Jeff explains how they can work it out after...Jeff says this coming week is so big...they go over scenarios...Jeff says try to win, they want things in their own hands...Jordan sees Michele coming up and says God! I feel like I can't talk... Jeff engages Michele in conversation but Jordan doesn't say a word, she is quiet and pensive. She looks stressed...Jeff gives Michele shit about her and Russell...Michele blatantly lies and says she would have backdoored Russell if she won veto...Michele gets teary eyed and says Jeff is mad...she lays at the foot of the bed...Jeff says he isn't...they argue back and forth about Russell...Jeff doesn't know why she gives him the time of day...Jordan is still quiet and is biting her nails... Jeff gets called to the DR...Jordan announces she feels sick to her stomach... An emotional day - Pt 2 10-10:25pm Jeff has gone to the DR and has left Michele and Jordan alone up in the HOH...Jordan is still emotional...Michele tries to make small talk with her but it's awkward as usual... Picking up their convo just after 10pm...they are talking game but Jordan isn't really offering up much...Jordan tells Michele sorry that she isn't talking much but she's just ewwww...they get quiet again while they both watch the spyscreen...Michele tries to engage Jordan but Jordan doesn't talk...finally BB takes mercy on Jordan and Michele is called to the DR. As soon as she leaves Jordan's eyes start welling up again, she rubs them, she bites her nails, she is trying to hold it together but the day has taken it's toll on her... Shortly after 10pm Jeff comes up eating mint ice cream with warm cookies (yum!) and offers some to Jordan...she nods no, he says "come here, try it, it's ice cream with cookie dough"...she says she doesn't want it but he insists and spoon feeds her. Cute! 🥰 Jordan says ew, it's mint...but the cookie is good, she's not a fan of mint. Jordan looks at Jeff but Jeff keeps eating and revisits the solitaire game he was playing, he doesn't notice at first that Jordan is getting teary eyed and is sad...he turns back to look at Jordan and sees her watery eyes, he says "whoa, what's up?"...Jordan says "I'm ewww"...Jeff says "about what? what's wrong?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff tsks, then says "uhhhhh", puts down his bowl, takes a sip of water and lays on his tummy to face Jordan and hold her arm. Jeff says "about what though?"...Jordan says "everything, I'm just mad"...Jeff smiles at her and says "but what's on your mind the most?"...Jordan says it's everything, she's stressed out...Jeff tells her to relax, they're ok...Jordan complains about Michele, she doesn't even want her up there, she is stressing her out too...Jeff asks her if she said something?...Jordan says that she told Michele that Natalie is going to nominate Michele & Jordan and what if she is planning on backdooring Jeff?...Jordan groans... Jordan wonders if that is Michele's plan, she is overthinking...Jordan says she doesn't know who to believe...Jordan then she sees Michele coming up on the spyscreen, she just wants her to go away, she covers her eyes with her arms...Jeff tells her to go take a bath or something...Michele walks in (without knocking GRRR)... Michele fake yawns as soon as she walks in ( I can't take that fake yawn anymore!! sooo sick of hearing it while doing this calendar 🤯) She notices Jordan is stressed and it makes her nervous...Jeff doesn't say much to her either but she doesn't get the loud and clear hint to get the hell out of there... Ed - check out the panty shot Michele almost gives Jeff (the chair blocked it) by putting her legs up on the round chair while wearing that ridiculously short mini...have some class!! This won't be the last time she does this in front of Jeff. More fake yawning...Jeff keeps playing cards...Jordan keeps quiet. Michele asks if there is any wine tonight...Jeff says he doesn't know, everyone is a little on edge...he wants to enjoy it...maybe tomorrow night would be better. Jordan asks if Jeff has his lighter to light a candle?...Jeff says he doesn't think they would let them do that but he asks if she wants to take a candlelight bath?...Jordan says she does it at home...Jeff asks if it relaxes her?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he thinks she needs it...Jeff tells her to go relax and stop thinking about this bullshit for awhile. Jeff asks if every BB is like this with people getting all childlike when they are leaving...Michele says probably, Jordan says she doubts it. (shows you the difference in attitude between both of them) Jordan goes to draw a bath...Jeff says that's not him that is for sure...Jeff says he doesn't want to lose his character just for this game. Jeff tells Michele that Jordan is so fu**ing stressed out, all because of that fu**ing asshole...Michele promises he is leaving tomorrow...Jeff says hmmm...Jordan continues taking her bath while Michele does her awkward giggling, flirty talking to Jeff about how he has been the strongest player there. The feeds cut off Michele & Jeff and focus on Jordan and her bath… An emotional day ends - Classic J&J banter 10:45-11pm Jeff & Michele have been talking about the crazy house, Russell...Jeff feels bad for Jordan and hopes Russell doesn't say anything to her tomorrow, says he can take it...he says again that he doesn't like the person he's becoming in the house... Jordan comes out of the bathroom from taking a bath and Jeff asks her if she's feeling a little better?...Jordan says a little...Jeff says that is better than before right?...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to rub his feet?...she says no...he says what?...she says no...Jeff says don't you care how I feel?...Jordan says she rubbed his back the other night for a long time...Jeff says he rubbed her arm...Jordan says not for a long time... Jeff says "do you want me to rub your butt?"...Jordan says sure...Jeff smiles and says "f**k yeah"...they flirt some more and then Jordan goes back in the bathroom...Michele & Jeff chit chat a bit more and then Jordan comes back out...Jeff asks Jordan to throw Jeff his chapstick, throw it at his balls...she does. 😋 Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says she just wants to go to bed and get it over with...Jordan says she is bored...Jeff asks her if she wants pizza?...she gives him a look...Jeff smacks his hand down on the bed and says "listen! you can eat whatever you want!"...Jordan says she doesn't want any...Jeff says he knows why she doesn't want any, she's making him sick now, she's eating pizza...Jordan smiles at him, Jeff says "you look awesome Jordan" (awww) and Jordan says "thanks Jeff" ☺️ Jeff says "do you want to eat some pizza now?"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was gonna say you wanna make out...Jeff says "you wanna make out?"...Jordan says not while Michele is there, she gets in bed with Jeff. Jeff says "how about if you make a pizza on my chest and eat it?" Jordan says "how about we pour wine on my chest and you lick it?" Jeff laughs and says anything with alcohol and he's in...Jordan holds her arm out and signals for Jeff to rub but he playfully nods no...he starts rubbing after about 30 seconds LOL but Jordan tells him it's too hard, he adjusts and keeps going... They start talking about Michele's allergy and Pulp Fiction...Jordan talks about the movie Kiss the Girls...she tries to remember an actor's name...Jeff says Vit Tan Don? LOL Jeff says he wears the same sweatpants every night...Jordan says she is taking over his pants...Jeff says she ruined them...Jordan denies it but says she can have them then...Jeff says she can buy them and send the check to his brother...Jeff says they are originals...Jordan says she gets his Aurora hat too? he says he has to go to the bookstore and buy that stuff, it's expensive...Jordan wants his UCLA hat then...Jeff says no way...Jordan says she has her bright pink undies for him...Jeff wants her mouthguard...Jeff wants her Mardi Gras shirt...Jordan says he'll burn it or give it to someone else...Jeff says yeah right...Jordan says that shirt is memories... Jeff says she makes fun of all his shit, he can't throw one stone?...Jordan says she doesn't say things in a mean way, it's not stones, it's in a kidding around way, in a funny, flirty way not a bad way...Jeff says so he can wear all the things she hates to live show?...Jordan says no Jeff, well yeah...Jeff asks why she always says his name...Jordan says she just always says it...Jeff says ok, Jordan, I believe you Jordan, are you hungry Jordan?.... Jordan says he's being mean to her now...Michele says they are always this way, she sees no changes...Jordan says she wants nice Jeff...Michele asks how is he not nice?...Jordan says he throws more stones at her...Jeff says she is getting very testy, so is he, so is everyone...Jeff tells Michele to say Jordan's hair looks like shit, that will get her going LOL Jeff says "Jordan, when was the last time you washed your hair and it's balding over here" Jordan's mouth is agape, she says "are you for real?" Jeff says "no! I'm not for real...you tell me that every day...how's my hair look? I'm losing it over here...every single day" Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff starts laughing and Jordan tells Jeff that when she says his name, he knows what she means...Jeff sings "say my name, say my name..." Jeff says...we might spend the night together 11:02-11:07pm Jeff talks about not ever having to spend another night with Russell again...Jordan asks what about her & Michele?...Jeff says they will hang in Vegas...and you never know...he looks over at Jordan and says..."we might spend the night together...purrrrr"...big smile from Jeff and a pinch on the cheek for Jordan...Jordan smiles and giggles...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "I was just picturing that" Michele says if Jordan was a lesbian she would totally hook up with her because she's hot. Jeff says "f**k yeah...take your pants off"...Jeff says it's like Princess Jasmine...oops he meant to say take your clothes off, it was a freudian slip LOL Jordan says she is serious, if they do all go to Vegas...Jeff says "get naked?"...Jordan says "yeah...I will"...Jeff says "for real?"...Jordan says "Jeff, we'll talk about that later"...Jordan continues saying that she hopes they hang out only with Casey, Laura & Braden and the others can hang out. Jeff says Russell will come wearing a velvet shirt and pretend to sign autographs...Jeff says he hates that guy...Jordan says Russell is jealous of Jeff, he gets so mad because all the girls think Jeff is so hot...Jordan says she is about to say something but doesn't and Jeff says not to say it LOL Jeff leaves to go eat something... Jenny & Forrest/Peas & Carrots 11:32-11:34pm Jeff comes upstairs to the HOH with food (again)...he sits on the bed to eat it...he tells Jordan, who has been in the bathroom, "what's up with Fattie McFatterson?", he's a fatty tonight...Jordan tells Jeff he's not fat, eat it...Jordan sits on the bed next to Jeff, she's getting ready to eat strawberries and Cool Whip...Jordan says Jeff's food looks good...Jeff asks if she wants one of them?...Jordan says "no thanks". Jordan is about to tell Jeff what she said in the DR but notices the Cool Whip is frozen, she gets distracted...Jeff asks her about what?...Jordan says "about how I compared me and you"...Jeff whispers that he thinks Michele is coming up 🥴...Jeff now asks about the Cool Whip but then says "compared me and you to what?"... Jordan giggles saying "I said Forrest Gump" 😊...Jeff says "what do you mean?" (meanwhile Michele has once again rudely come in without knocking GRR)...Jordan says "Jenny & Forrest...you know how he says we're like two peas and carrots or something"...(I see it! ) Jordan laughs...Jeff says "did you say that?"...Jordan lies and says "no" LOL Michele then hones in on the strawberries and takes some without asking but asks if the Cool Whip is frozen ...they continue talking about eating late...

August 28 Sleepy cuddles & kiss 1:14-1:22am Jordan has been in the DR for a long time. Jeff, who had commented on how tired he was, has gone to sleep in the SS room. Jordan goes into the room and joins him in bed... Jordan sits on the side of the bed and reaches out to Jeff to wake him...Jeff reaches out for her hand and pulls her towards him...she goes to lay down and he hugs her sweetly, they get comfy...Jordan asks Jeff what time he went to bed?...Jeff is groggy, he mumbles that after she went in the DR, he went in there...Jordan turns to hug Jeff and says he has been sleeping a long time...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she went in there around 12 something... Jeff asks who is down here?...Jordan says Michele & Natalie...Jeff mumbles really? and turns towards Jordan, puts his face right near hers...Jordan pats Jeff's face and tells him that he owes her a back rub tomorrow...Jeff moans and hugs Jordan's body putting his leg over her, he says "you got it"...Jordan leans into Jeff and hugs him closer and says "you do?"...Jeff rubs Jordan's head and says "hmm?"...Jordan says "I said you do?"...Jeff says "I said yeah" and rubs her back... Jeff says he doesn't know why he is so tired today...Jordan says she's going to be so sore tomorrow...Jeff keeps hugging Jordan and says yeah, she is...Jordan says Jeff is hot...Jeff says "like my body?" and she says mmm, hmm...Jeff turns a little bit and rubs Jordan's hair. Jordan says "we have to win the veto"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says it's really important...Jeff says yes, it is, he thinks so...Jordan says that she told him that if she won she wouldn't take herself off just in case...Jeff turns his face towards Jordan and rubs her hair again briefly...they talk about the house still being on lockdown...Jordan says she is going to let Jeff go to sleep...Jeff whines no, I like you when you're in here  :) ...Jordan says he sounds like he is halfway asleep though...Jeff says he is...Jordan says she will let him sleep...Jeff does that whiny moan noise when he means no and keeps rubbing her hair. Jordan says for Jeff not to forget to talk to him (Kevin) tomorrow...Jeff says he won't and Jordan better say her peace too...she will...they talk about what the deal was with Kevin...Jordan turns to her stomach and faces Jeff, Jeff has his hand on her head... Jordan says she wanted Kevin to win but now she's kind of nervous...Jeff keeps rubbing her hair...Jeff yawns big...Jordan says she has a big, old bruise on her knee...Jordan says she was already tired just from running 4 laps... Jordan says she started off good at first but once she fell it was over...Jeff doesn't say anything with being half asleep...Jordan says she hopes Jeff isn't disappointed in her...Jeff turns to full body hug Jordan and says "no, Jordan you tried your best?"...he keeps rubbing her hair and back...Jordan says she knew she couldn't catch up so after that hmmm, it's like she got so far behind and she just like geez...Jeff says he knows. Jordan says she gets scared when Jeff yells at her...Jeff squeezes her, he rubs his face and says don't be scared...Jordan says she does, it's kind of like when a coach yells at you, it scares her, doesn't it scare him?...Jeff says no...Jordan pretends to be Jeff yelling at her and says she gets scared...Jeff says he's just helping...Jordan says maybe it's because she has never seen that side of Jeff and she's not used to him. Jeff is dozy so Jordan says she'll go, she says goodnight...Jeff says gimme a kiss and they kiss... Jeff says he's tired for real...Jordan can tell because she's trying to talk and he's sleeping, she says to sleep tight...Jeff moans and he reaches for her hand Sleepy hug/Jeff doesn’t remember 10:15-10:18am Jeff & Michele have been cleaning the kitchen, there is a huge ant problem (yuck!)...Jeff is called into the DR...Jordan walks into the kitchen...Michele tells her what they have been doing...Jordan says she didn't sleep well at all (not with Jeff again 😉  ) Jeff comes into the kitchen from the DR and heads right to Jordan, they hug while Jordan tells him she didn't sleep well at all...Jeff says it's because she didn't sleep with him (he's right!) Jeff says he was out huh? what did he say? wtf happened? did he take a sleeping pill or what?...Jordan goes in for another hug and says she was in the DR and she said something, where's Jeff and he was in bed and she went in there and she was talking to him asking him if he wanted her to let him go, let him sleep (Jeff smiles) and he said no, no and she could just tell so she let him go to bed. Jeff doesn't remember what she said...Jordan can't remember what she asked him but she remembers him massaging her head and it felt good...he asks her if he did that?...Jordan says yeah, she demonstrates and says it felt good...Jeff says see? that was the perfect scenario, he was asleep and she was getting a massage 🤝Jordan says she asked Jeff is he was disappointed in her and Jeff said no...Jeff says see? They go back to cleaning up… Laying in the GR/Broken elastic sweatpants 11:13-11:25am Jordan is laying in the GR in her little blanket cocoon, she has a very serious, worried look on her face. At the same time Jeff is staring at the picture wall...Jeff then comes in and says "Johrdan"...she immediately smiles...Jeff pinches her leg and lays down on the far end of the bed...Jeff says he got up early, got ready for the day and now they are going to go back to bed?...Jordan asks if he wants to?...Jeff says what else are they going to do?...Jordan says yeah, let's go to bed, in here?...Jeff says he doesn't care. Jordan says she has a headache and she is kind of grossed out by the food..Jeff says him too...Jeff says there were ants marching in there, they were playing Dave Matthews Band ...they talk about how nasty the ant problem was then Jordan says she's sore and Jeff needs to still rub her, she's going to keep reminding him...Jeff says just like when he reminds her to backscratch...they then talk about taking showers vs. just going in the pool...Jeff says he was so tired last night, he liked it, it was like he ran 5 miles...Jordan says when she got out of the DR, the lights were out and she was like where's Jeff? where's my b...(Jeff looks at her and smiles at her hesitation)...where's my BFF? Jeff asks what time he went to bed?...Jordan says she got out of the DR around 1:30...Jeff says oh, he thought he went to bed at 11...she says it might have been, she was in the DR for awhile...Jeff lifts his foot to her face and she pretends to kiss his toe...Jeff laughs...Jordan moves towards Jeff and lays down with her head facing Jeff's armpit...Jeff says "Johhrdan? you wanna get in there?"...she holds his arm.... Jordan admits she got so embarrassed when Julie asked her about turning away from Jeff's kiss, she could feel her face get so red (well maybe you shouldn't have avoided it )...Jeff said he tried to get in there...Jordan was thinking help me!...Jeff says Jordan was like umm, well, errr, ummm, like...and Jeff was like (it's over sign with hand) "quit it"...Jordan says she didn't know what to say...Jeff says no, it was funny, he didn't do much better. Jordan reaches up with her other hand to hold Jeff's...Jeff says his questions upstairs were terrible...Jeff explains how he treated talking to Julie like being in the DR, he was rambling and he could tell Julie wanted him to finish up...Jordan's face is just beaming when he tells this story  They talk about how the live show went and how they could have said or done things better or differently. Jordan puts her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff starts bitching about Michele and how she is going to be all up in their asses this week, it was kind of good that she was with Russell, they whisper some inaudible game talk...Jordan then blows a raspberry on Jeff's chest saying she had to do that, sorry....Jeff nods LOL...Jordan says Jeff always has his Hanes sticking out...Jeff sarcastically says it's because "someone" broke the elastic on his pants that he wears every day...Jordan says who did that?...Jeff says he doesn't know, they gawn, LOL Jordan says she didn't do it...he gives her a look...Jordan says it again and Jeff says ok, go back and watch the season, the beginning of the season he had elastic on his pants, then she wore them outside in the hanging competition and he put on his pants and there was no more elastic, it broke, it's in there but it snapped. Jordan smiles and says he's blaming it on her the one time she wore them?...Jeff says who else is there to blame it on?...Jordan says not me, yourself ANALOGY TIME: Jeff says if he lets her borrow his car and it comes back and there's no engine in it, who is he gonna blame it on? You borrowed it and now it doesn't start? You! Jeff says just say you broke the elastic, it hurts, you lost...no elastic...be happy you have a drawstring. Jordan says "Jeefffff" :) Laying in the GR/it’s a boner/You look good without makeup 11:25-11:38am Jeff starts up again with how much Michele is making him sick, she drives him crazy with the giggling, he says he can't take it, he imitates her annoying giggling 😠...Jordan giggles LOL Jeff says he has to get through this week, he hopes Kevin sticks to the deal. Jeff is silent...Jordan buries her head and Jeff puts his hand around her head...Jeff then laughs and Jordan says what?...Jeff says is it cozy in there? (armpit, lol)...Jordan says it's like a bat cave. They start talking about what # day it is in the house today and then Jeff sees black stuff in Jordan's eyeball and she gets up to take it out...he gets grossed out by it LOL Jordan sits back down...Jeff hears Michele talking in the kitchen with the others and says now she is bashing Russell.🙄 Jeff says he hopes that Kevin does the right thing...for himself...he looks at Jordan... Jeff says they are not going to get a word in with Kevin at this rate...Jeff picks 2 ants off of Jordan's blanket and says this is fu**ing gross...Jeff says it's over, they're infested, it hurts...Jordan says we lost. Jordan says "play with my hair or something"...Jeff says Jordan is getting to be more and more like him  He keeps playing and then says "you wanna see what's on TV?" :) Jeff starts tickling Jordan on her neck and Jordan goes crazy "JEEFFFFFF! you can't do that!"...he lets up eventually and she puts her head back on his chest...she says he's too skinny now, she just feels bone. Jeff says no way, he's gained some weight, he's been eating everything in sight...Jordan says she laid her head down and it was digging into a bone...Jeff says it's not a bone, it's a boner they laugh especially Jeff...Jordan says Jeff is a dork. They start bickering about the who rubs whom more situation...Jordan says to keep rubbing but she is going to take a shower because she's grossed out and then put makeup on and look presentable...Jeff says not to put make up on because it runs down her eyeballs and she looks fine without it...Jordan gets offended and says oh my gosh Jeff...Jeff says that's a compliment, you look better without makeup...isn't that a compliment?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he likes her without makeup...Jordan says she looks tired...Jeff says then fire some makeup on, whatever makes you feel better, you look good both ways.:) Jeff says to do him a favor, if they do any more comps involving water, wash your makeup off...Jordan says it's only because it's liquid, she can't wear a pencil eyeliner...Jeff asks if she usually wears the pencil kind?...Jordan says yeah but BB wouldn't allow it (writing instrument) so she came prepared...they decide it's time to get "social" so they leave to go talk to the others… JeJo need to win, that’s all 4:32-4:42pm Jeff & Jordan are outside on the couches...Jeff has been told by Kevin that he's most likely going up because he can't take the chance that Jeff wins the POV while Jordan & Michele are up and he takes Jordan off and then Natalie has to go up...Jordan is quiet and pensive...Natalie has been sitting with them bitching about Michele being a liar and how she wants her out, all the while lying through her teeth about not wanting Jeff out. 🙄 Natalie leaves the BY and J&J are left alone...as soon as she leaves, Jeff looks at Jordan and says she better focus this POV, this is what it's going to come down to, Jordan getting Jeff off the block one time 😟...Jordan says she wishes he would just put her & Michele up, she's surprised he's not putting her & Jeff up together...Jordan says right before she left talking to Kevin, Kevin told her that he thought of Jeff & Jordan as individuals and the nominations don't matter, what's important is the POV and that will decide who's going home...she was thinking Jeff was getting backdoored. Jeff says it's him & Michele (going up)...Jordan says her stomach is upset...Jordan says even if Natalie wins, she thinks her word is good so it's ok...Jeff says who's word is good at this point?...Jeff says Kevin's plan is smart but stupid because now Jeff has more reason to go after him, he was gunning for him after Michele went home this week anyways, he plans on winning the POV so it's fine...Jeff says she has to pull out a big win and vice versa, if fu**ing Michele wins, he will be so pissed...obviously. 😫 Natalie returns saying Michele & Kevin are still talking...Jeff says Kevin has what he wants and that's all...they sit in silence for a bit...Jordan wonders if Kevin wins the POV will he change the noms?...Natalie says no, what would be the point?...Jeff says he has no advantages of keeping Michele here, Jordan says that is true...Natalie says Kevin doesn't like Michele and wants her out of here. Jordan says Michele is going to be acting weird now until the POV is over...Natalie says she's already weird, she can't get any weirder...Jordan says her deals change every time there is a new HOH, she's just trying to save herself...Natalie leaves again... Jordan says she is sick to her stomach...Jordan says she has a feeling that if Kevin wins POV he will replace Michele with Jordan so that Jeff will go home...Jeff says all he cares about is winning the POV...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k who wins after that, if he doesn't win, he's gone, who the f**k cares if Jordan goes up next to him, it doesn't matter, he's going home, all you have to do is win now. Jordan says "you're pissed now aren't you?...Jeff says yeah, he's pissed because he could have gone to the final 4, he told Jordan they were gunning for him not her but whatever, if shit was easy, everybody would do it, you gotta prove yourself and I will prove it tomorrow, he'll take it into his own hands and win and guess who he's coming after next week when Kevin's not playing HOH, he'll make a deal with Natalie and say it's me & Jordan, you want to go too? because Kevin is going home...after he wins tomorrow. Jordan starts up with the scenarios of winning...Jeff says me, you, win, that's all...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says that is all you have to know, don't tell me another scenario or strategy of who's going up, just win, that's all, he doesn't want to hear anything but she's going to win and that's all, no more scenarios, the scenario is if I don't win, I go home, that's all. 😩 Jordan is stressed, she gets up to leave and Jeff follows saying he's going to take a shower. Don’t look so sad 6:32-6:36pm Jeff is in the kitchen finishing up prepping the chicken. Jordan, all mopey and covered with her blanket, walks into the kitchen towards Jeff...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan whispers "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing, just making dinner", he says he's just going to let it marinate for a little bit...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go lay down...Jeff says he'll go lay down...Jeff says "why you looking so sad, don't look so sad"...Jordan walks over to Jeff and touches her chin to Jeff's shoulder...she's called out by BB to put on her mic...Jordan leaves to go get it, Jeff finishes up and then Jordan comes back into the kitchen braiding her hair...Jeff asks her to take the bowl of chicken and put it in the SR fridge...Jordan meets Jeff in the SR, they put away the chicken and then head to the SS room to lay down... Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt1 6:36-7:04am Jeff & Jordan go to the SS room to chill...it's not really working...they are stressed from the second they get in there...Jeff starts biting his nails, he says he hopes they get to practice, it better not be just questions, he hopes they do some running around out there...Jordan says she thinks it is because they're doing stuff outside, most vetos you run around. Jeff says you just gotta win, that's all, he's not too down...Jordan says she feels bad, like she let Jeff down...Jeff says she can tell him that tomorrow...Jordan says why?...Jeff says you have a chance to save me?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says well then don't let me down. 😒 Jeff says it's not up to her, it's up to him to win...Jordan says but she's his partner...Jeff says "well then win and don't say you're going to let me down"...Jordan says she will...Jeff says he told her it would come down to that one time, but it's not up to her, don't feel pressure, the pressure is all on him...Jordan says "or I win and I can take you off"...Jeff says that's the back up plan, Jordan winning, that would be sweet, try your hardest...Jordan says he knows she is, why wouldn't she?...Jeff says he knows, everything he prepared her for and told her, this is the moment, it's tomorrow... Feeds go off and return with Jeff saying winners win and he's one, you can't just walk through, you have to prove yourself, now is his time and there are back up options with Jordan or Natalie winning, he doesn't trust Kevin...Jeff keeps biting his nails...they talk about what the POV comp might be and BB not giving  Jeff an advantage, Jeff wants to practice. Jordan lays down and faces Jeff, she asks what Kevin said to Jeff?...Jeff says what Kevin did was a smart move, he's just pissed he didn't keep his word but it's a smart move but if Kevin really wanted Michele out he could have done it, but now he made him pissed, he has to get one of them out...Jeff says all they have to do is win, then he's in a good position...Jeff lays out the scenario of what he hopes happens...Jeff turns to Jordan with a smile and says she can step up anytime and win if she wants...Jordan says with what?...Jeff says anything...Michele comes in the room and fake yawns. 🙄 They all get quiet because Michele makes things uncomfortable...Jordan peeks over at Jeff occasionally who is staring at the ceiling... Jeff closes his eyes... Jordan covers her face with her blanket...she is restless...she tries to close her eyes to sleep...all three try to sleep but no one is...Jordan opens her eyes and secret smiles. Just past 7pm Michele leaves and immediately Jordan turns towards Jeff...Jeff looks at her and smiles...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and asks him what he's smiling about?...he says about them throwing us under the bus, it doesn't matter though, it's either him or her (Michele)...they are quiet for awhile and then Jeff whispers something about wishing the comp was the money they collected today (he got the most)...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and says she'll rub his back tonight and he'll feel better tomorrow. :) Jeff says he should win, he's going to win… POV Stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt2 7:04-7:40pm It's pretty obvious that Jordan wants to touch Jeff and get closer to him...after telling him she will rub his back tonight she starts rubbing his arm...Jeff asks if they should go over dates?...Jordan says they'll go over everything...Jeff's in an awkward position so Jordan reaches for Jeff's other arm and pulls him closer...Jeff says what? and rolls over to hug Jordan...they hug and then he rolls back on his back...Jordan lays her arm over Jeff and cuddles him...Jeff puts his leg over her leg...(or otherwise known as assuming the position, lol)... Jordan pats Jeff's tummy...Jeff says "oh man, let us practice"...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and then whispers to Jeff about Michele...Jeff says so what? it doesn't matter, it's up to him now, he doesn't care what anyone thinks or what their profession is, he just has to win, that's all. Jordan asks Jeff where he got those scratches? (on his arm) ...Jeff doesn't know...Jeff hopes the comp is not some bullshit, not the kind that is left up to chance, he wants to be able to win...Jeff says Jordan could win, take him off and then they will be both safe and then Natalie would go up and they could start shitting, they could use it to threaten Natalie to help get Kevin out the following week...Jeff says whatever and keeps biting his nails... Jordan touches Jeff's leg, his foot, asks him if it tickles?...he says no, it feels good...Jordan rubs his tummy, pats it...Jeff asks if that money has something to do with tomorrow since they never got to the bottom of it...Jordan wonders as well about maybe taking the money for the veto or something...Jeff says he thinks he found the most money and he found the key so he doesn't know if it's good or bad, maybe it's nothing. Jordan asks about the vetos with the faces (that would be the one and Jeff's demise) ... Jeff says yeah, the combined ones, he was looking at the pictures today...Jordan says it might be a messy comp...Jeff says let's get dirty...Jordan says he will win or she will...Jeff says it was still the best move (getting rid of Russell), it's win or go home...he likes it. Jordan says she can't fall asleep...Jeff says he can't either and he's not hungry and there's nothing else to do...Jordan says she's bored, Jeff too...Jeff starts searching for something in the drawers and asks why they (BB) moved this shit?...Jordan says it was blocking the camera...(hallelujah!! :D) ...Jeff says they just figured that out now?...Jordan says they said it yesterday...Jeff leaves...feeds go off J&J and return… Jeff & Jordan are hugging on the bed, Jordan rubbing Jeff's back with Jordan saying that in beginning Jeff was (rubbing her?) ...Jeff says she has debts to pay. Jordan says Jeff's shirt kind of smells like garlic...Jeff says everything does LOL Jordan rubs for awhile and then says Jeff's skin is soft...Jordan rubs his arm and Jeff says thanks...Jeff smells his fingers and says he's garlicky...Jordan says she is smelly from outside...Jordan asks Jeff when he's going to start cooking, he says anytime...Jordan keeps rubbing and touching Jeff, she says his voice echoes in the springs of the bed...Jeff says that's wild. LOL Jordan says after he wins tomorrow he will be in the best mood ever...Jeff says he's not in a bad, bad mood, he thinks he is going to win, he is positive, he can only wait for tomorrow and wishes it was right now...Jordan says "I would die..." but she doesn't finish her thought... Jordan says her nose gets stuffy in there, she vigorously rubs Jeff's arm...she burrows closer to Jeff and asks him what he's thinking about?...Jeff says winning, he asks her what she's thinking about, the salon? LOL Jordan says "cookie dough...I'm just kidding"...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and says she's kidding, she can tell he's getting irritated with her, Jeff says he's not...Jordan lets go her grip and puts her head under her pillow then pops up and asks Jeff if he wants to start cooking?...they get up and go to the kitchen. Jordan sees aliens 8:47-8:55pm Jeff is laying in the SS room after having dinner...Jordan peeks in telling Jeff she just saw 2 aliens in the mirror...Jordan says she was the only person that saw them...Jeff says maybe they're in here...f**k that!...Jordan sits down on the slide and yells "there they are!" pointing at the wall...Jeff pops up out of bed saying "where?" but he doesn't see them...Jordan laughs...Jordan says she looks like a crazy person! she says they wish they did it at night...Jeff says forget it!...Jordan says she knows Jeff would be running...Jeff asks what do the masks look like?...Jordan says it's a white mask with an alien face. Jeff says dude, that's pandora's box, what if you had to go upstairs and close it?...Jordan makes a scary ghost voice LOL Jeff says if he was here by himself and he saw it he would be like wtf?...they laugh...Jeff says thank God he had his eyes closed...they talk about being scared...Jeff says get Natalie Jeff describes the room Kevin was locked up in and how he was locked up...Jordan talks about her DR and how cool the guy was in there, he gave her words of encouragement about the upcoming POV...Jordan says she will die if she doesn't win...Jeff says good, she will try harder...Jordan says she will, Jeff is her BFF and if he's gone she will die...Jeff says "he gawn, I gawn, forget it" Jordan says she wants those aliens to come back and scare her when she's off guard...Jeff doesn't, he says he'll freak out...Jordan says she saw them when she was washing dishes...Jeff says "you weren't scared?"...Jordan says no, it was daytime, if it was night that would be different...Jeff says when he goes to take a pee at 4 in the morning, he's keeping his eyes closed...Jordan laughs and says "oh Jeff"...Jordan says she will give up her money so she can play in the veto if that's what it is...Jeff says she doesn't have to. Michele comes in saying she saw an alien in the bathroom mirror...Jordan leaves giggling about Jeff and his fear of the aliens. Michele & Jeff have an awkward convo about aliens...goes something like this... Michele - giggle,giggle, asks a weird question Jeff - answers her question Michele - shuffle, shuffle, giggle, giggle, adjusts her bed covers, giggle, giggle, mumble, mumble, asks another weird question Jeff - answers her question Michele - giggle, giggle, shuffle, shuffle, weird statement, giggle, giggle Jeff - response Michele - plays with her clothes & hair, groans Jeff - statement Michele - giggle, goofy statement, shuffle, shuffle... You get the picture The convo ends with her lying about her husband,  fake yawning and more giggling 🙄 Everyone sees aliens 9-9:11pm 9pm - Jeff is up in the HOH talking to Kevin & Natalie...he finally sees an alien...he giggles...they go downstairs to see if they can see more. Funny Natalie comment - referring to the clothes she left in the washer, she says now her clothes are going to be all "MILDY" (cross btw mildew & moldy?) LOL 9:02pm -  The HG's have been told the POV comp is tonight after midnight...Jordan is brushing her teeth...Jeff tells her that he saw an alien in the HOH room...Jeff says damn! it's on...Jordan is glad it's on tonight...Jeff says they're making them dress up..they including Natalie try to figure out what the comp is about...Jordan has her hand on Jeff's leg...Jeff says "Jordan, your hands are freezing"...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says it's alright... They whisper about Michele...Jordan spots the aliens again...Jeff says she's the master of that, maybe you have to spot them out in the yard...they say they're excited...Jeff says he's going to shit his pants, not literally of course LOL Jordan sees the aliens yet again...Jeff says he saw only one, Natalie too...Natalie says "hey little fellas" :) They keep talking about Pandora's box and the POV comp...Natalie leaves... Jeff says maybe it's something alien-y (yep!)...Jeff says they just have to win because he doesn't trust anything that is going on in there anymore...the aliens appear again in the mirror...they laugh..they call Kevin over, he is skittish, lol...Jordan is getting a kick out of the aliens...Jeff is killing himself laughing with how scared Kevin is...Kevin leaves... Jeff leans back and says it's on tonight, he will find out his future 👎 Jordan says there were two aliens, girls or boys, she's not sure...Jeff says aliens are unisex. LOL Jeff leaves to go give a beer to Buddha. Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt3 9:48-10:04pm (Jeff has some psychic moments here, I bolded them) Jeff is laying down in the SS room...Jordan joins him after coming out of the DR...she asks him what's up?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan asks Jeff if she should get in the other bed?...he says no...Jordan says she was talking about the aliens...Jeff has his eyes closed and Jordan is smiling...Michele is called to the DR...Jordan looks at Jeff again and Jeff turns and looks at Jordan...Jordan says Michele is going crazy. Jeff says she was crying...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he thinks so, he doesn't know, he says that Michele asked Jeff why he called her a liar, not knowing about Pandora's box...Jeff says he called her a liar but he was joking around, it was a misunderstanding...Jordan asks what she said?...Jeff says "that's not coolz"...Jordan says "coolz?"...Jeff says you know how she says that...Jordan says she's freaking out...Jordan says Michele liked it when it was both of them up on the block...Jeff says well she liked it when the plan was her and Russell to get us out, she liked it when she went upstairs and told Kevin to put me on the block, if she was HOH she would have put him & Kevin up. Jordan says she is excited about tonight...Jeff says him too, but he'll be more excited when he wins, he wants to win and if he doesn't, he has a whole week to know he's going home. 😰 Jeff says he wants to win and be excited and pop that bottle...Jordan says "what if I win?"...Jeff says then he will be even more excited and pop that bottle...Jordan says "and then what?" Jeff says "and then we're going to fu**ing touch each other" They start talking about what they think the POV comp is going to be like, they think it might have something to do with the money they won earlier in the day and Pandora's box...Jeff hopes he won't be penalized for finding the most money, that's BS...Jeff says he hates games where they pat people on the back for doing shit, he hopes it's not about greed because he was greedy, he was sucking up those bills like a vacuum cleaner. Jordan says she will give up her money if it means playing (to win the POV)...Jeff says "you don't have to Jordan"...Jordan says she will to secure their safety...Jeff says they have to look out for each other...Jeff says he hopes the comp has to do with something smashing them LOL or an alien comes down and throws a rocketship at them...they giggle...Jordan says Jeff needs to be prepared for anything...they go over what the comp might be and what they might wear. Jeff says "why don't they put us in space suits, who knows what we're going to be in?"  Jeff says they have to do it whatever it is...Jordan says duh! Jeff says "for real, I need you Jordan" Jeff says she will go out there and say, look at that alien hehehe...stay focused, please, he doesn't want to tell her 50 times, just this time, for real, like after the competition if something happens and it's a bad result and they'll say they wish they did a little harder...they have to try their hardest. 🥺 Jordan thinks Natalie & Kevin aren't even going to try, Jeff thinks they are...Jeff doesn't give a f**k about them, he just has to win and Michele cannot...Jeff says he can't believe he will know the answer in 3 hours...Jordan says just get pumped...Jordan says to remember Michele's knee hurts...Jeff says what do you want me to do? chop her knee down? give her a karate kid kick? 😛 Jordan rubs Jeff's arm/shoulder and says she hopes it's not a puzzle, she's terrible at that...Jeff says he either gets those right away or he doesn't get them. Jeff says it's crazy, like Friday Night Lights...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants his back rubbed?...Jeff says he's not nervous, he's not crazy but he'll always take a back rub...she starts rubbing... Natalie comes in the room, they start talking about what the comp might be like...Kevin joins them...Natalie says it could be one of those ones where they go out in the BY one at a time...Jeff says "in spacesuits?"...the others think it wil be glow in the dark stuff or tight black suits with neon but Jeff says he's going with spacesuit, they're done with the unitards...spacesuit it is. Jeff turns around and lifts up his shirt and motions to Jordan to rub his belly, lol. She does. :) Jeff vs Natalie - hilarious rant 10:04-10:20pm Jeff goes on a mini rant with Kevin & Natalie in the room. Jordan just rubs Jeff's tummy and giggles at him.  :) Jeff & Natalie are discussing the key that unlocked Pandora's box...they start bickering about it...Kevin thinks there might be another 10G's involved...Jeff says he didn't read any signs because he was worried about Natalie and running around...Natalie smiles...Jeff says they had to open Pandora's box to get Kevin out...Natalie & Kevin say no, Kevin opened the box and that is why he had his hand in there, so they had to release him...Jeff laughs about how Kevin was saying hurry, hurry...Jeff says he didn't know what the f**k was going on. Jeff asks Natalie "you really couldn't find that key?"...Natalie says no...they talk about how big the key was, Jordan says she didn't see the key...Jeff says he was going everywhere whipping shit around to find the key, everywhere he ran, he had money coming out of his ass, he was stuffed. Jeff says he wishes there were more clues, something's up...Jeff says that BB can't go off if we know Pandora's story, what if the story is of Ted Johnson, my next door neighbor LOL Jeff says they have to make the competition even...Jeff says what is up with BB not calling the money thing a competition...Kevin says the card in the DR said it was a twist. Jeff says "dude, I should get a bonus for finding the key"...Natalie says a bonus in a bad way...Kevin says no, in a good way because it was unselfish of Jeff to do that...Jeff says "yeah"...Natalie says she should get a bonus for knowing about it first...Jeff says "why? you went to the DR, I went upstairs, what if it was in the DR the clue?"...Natalie says the clue can't be in the DR...Jeff starts going off about how Natalie always has all the answers...Natalie says they would never show that on TV for show purposes...Jeff says oh, yeah what about when Dan had to go in the DR and tell their answer...Natalie can't argue with that point...Kevin says "you got burned" Natalie says she's just throwing shit out there like they are...Jeff says everything he says Natalie shuts down, all season...Natalie laughs...Kevin says Jeff is so sensitive...Jeff sits up and says he's on edge over here...Natalie says Jeff never believes her...Jeff says it's because she always calls him out, how does she know...Kevin and Jordan laugh. Natalie says she was right about the Coup d'etat...Jeff says no she wasn't...Natalie says she was, she knew it was instant eviction or the Coup and Jeff kept saying how do you know that?...Jeff says he was just playing that off...Jeff says "I hate not knowing what's going on, because of this greed, because of this money I'm in last place, what's up with getting patted on the back for coming in first over here"...Jordan and Kevin giggle. Jeff continues "Kevin falls first, 5G's...the one who can't collect the most money? you're safe!" Kevin laughs...Jeff says "that's bullshit!"...Natalie says maybe tonight's comp is about greed?...Jeff says "well what are you supposed to do? suck ass?!...the competition is about greed...ready, go!" Jeff says he's just going to pass out and they'll say hey, you suck the worst, here's a veto! 😝 ...Jeff says "how about if it's about dropkicking people?"...Natalie says that Jeff takes everything personal...Jeff says what do you mean about greed, what the hell is he supposed to do? see who can lay there the longest and not do shit? Natalie says she's just throwing scenarios out...Jeff says he hates scenarios, what if?...Kevin and Jordan keep giggling...Jeff says he's getting freaked out over here...Jordan says she can tell. Natalie says it's so personal to Jeff, they are all trying to figure it out...Jeff says it's because someone knows something and he knows they're not speaking up, he points at Kevin and smiles...Kevin swears he doesn't know anything...Jeff says just wink and say you know but can't tell...Kevin says he would tell him...Jeff says liar! LOL Jeff says first of all if it was up to him, whoever got the key should win the veto, that's just me, they all laugh. Jeff say what's up, he figured out the clue first, that's all...Jordan says what's up? Jeff thinks it's only fair, they all had the opportunity to find the key and he did, winner! Natalie says the only reason Jeff found the key was because of her.... Jeff yells at Natalie saying "you told me not to go upstairs! what are you talking about?!" Jeff says she put a do not enter sign up there and he just busted through on his own and got a clue, so don't tell me...Natalie says he would have never gone up there if not for her... Jeff says Oh Bullshit! he went into the DR first, of course he would have gone up there. Natalie asks why he went in there?...Jeff says he was looking for clues, no one was saying shit, there had to be more to it than just money...Jeff says the DR was locked and he was going to go upstairs but then she said it was locked and not to go up there, Natalie didn't tell him shit and he thought f**k it, so he went up on his own and saw the clue. Jordan asks Natalie if they told her in the DR?...Jeff says yeah and she was hoarding it to herself, talk about greed! Jeff says Natalie should be banned! LOL Natalie says everything she told him was 100% truth 🙄 Jeff says he doesn't know about that, he says don't give me this I never lied to you shit because you told me the door was locked and not go up there... Kevin interjects explaining what he heard but Jeff keeps going, lol...he says if Natalie knew the door was locked why did she follow him up there like a shadow? 🥸 They keep bickering about the key, the money, who knew what, who was right...meanwhile Jordan & Kevin just stay quiet, smile & giggle. Jeff yells "if I get penalized, if I get fu**ing penalized for this bullshit for not going upstairs and not telling me to use the money & the key when I'm the one who had the key!"...Jeff says if Natalie knew something and threw him off the path...it's OVER!...Jordan laughs...Kevin is called to the DR...Jeff says see, they're like Kevin get outta there cuz you're gonna break Jeff keeps going! Natalie keeps trying to make her point! Jeff says watch the tapes, he kept telling Natalie...get away from me! Jordan keeps laughing. Jeff says as soon as he found that key, she was right on his ass. (wouldn't you be? lol) Natalie makes her point and says see what I'm saying? Jeff says see what I'm saying? Natalie throws a pillow at Jeff🥴 Jordan cracks up. Jeff calls Natalie out on wanting the split the prize...he says "split what? he doesn't even know what he's splitting!" Natalie keeps making her point and then Jeff says that if this bullshit comes back to bite him in the ass he will be so pissed. Natalie keeps at it and is semi-convincing but Jeff won't let up, he says money was flying everywhere, there's a thousand dollars all over the place, his pockets are full of hundreds and she wants to split it, split what, she was making no sense, he had no idea what she was talking about, what's going on? where's Kevin? what's going on? split what? I don't even know what we're splitting...they keep bickering and at this point Natalie is sitting on their bed banging the mattress in frustration  Natalie throws the pillow at Jeff again and says this guy is making me so upset!! Kevin comes back and the rant ends...they start talking about the comp and how it might have to do with a trip out of there, like aliens abducting them (they got the alien part right)...Jeff gets called to the DR, Kevin says Jeff is paranoid and then Jordan tells Natalie that she loves when Jeff & Natalie bicker and how she points her little fingers. Jeff is paranoid 10:20-10:42pm Jordan, Kevin & Natalie continuing talking while Jeff is in the DR...they talk about the money falling from the sky luxury...Jordan says she didn't know what was going on, she was inside, at first she was taking her time, she didn't think they'd be able to do anything with it...Kevin says they looked like they were going in slow motion, Kevin thinks it has something to do with aliens abducting them...they talk about Pandora's box...Kevin thinks maybe the POV will have some kind of penalty attached...Natalie thinks they're reading into it too much...Kevin says it's a weird veto, Natalie has to admit it's a random situation with the money thing, BB knew that Kevin would open Pandora's box...more Pandora's box talk, Kevin explains how he reacted. Jordan says she's sore from yesterday...Kevin and Natalie are too...Jeff returns...Jeff is paranoid again and asks what Kevin is laughing at?...Jeff says BB told him something more so now they're on the same page...Natalie one ups Jeff saying BB is about to call her in to tell her even more...Jeff says he believes it but they all know something different...Jordan says she knows nothing, they didn't tell her...Jeff says she's a liar!  ;) Jordan swears to God BB didn't tell her anything...Jeff says Natalie knows something for sure...Jordan questions if Jeff really knows something?...Jeff is vague LOL...Natalie says Jeff knows Jack shit...Jeff says he knows something about Kevin knowing something but he's not allowed to say LOL Kevin giggles. Jeff finds some Chima hair on their bed EWWW 🤢Natalie says she found some on the chess board...Jordan says her hair went a long way...Jeff says "Jesus, there's a mysterious host...it's ALF"  Kevin says Oh! space princess...Jeff says "Ronnie!"...Jordan says "nooo" :) Jeff says "Ronnie would have a light saber up a boner" They talk about the noises behind the walls...Jeff tries again saying he heard whoever got the key wins the Veto...Kevin giggles...Jeff's stomach makes noise...he says there are aliens in his stomach like Spaceballs, his stomach is doing the cucaracha...Jordan thinks the comp won't be slippery...Jeff says there will be big balls bouncing around...Jordan says what if they knock the shit out of you?...Jeff likes it, he wants asteroids flying and space guns so he can electrocute people during the competition. Jeff says he needs an edge...Natalie says not to do it to her, she's on his team...Jeff says he needs to stun gun a few people...Jeff wonders if Lydia will come back...Natalie says no one from jury will come back...Jeff says maybe Ronnie...Jordan wonders if someone from the previous season comes back every season?...they're not sure but think so...Natalie asks where Michele is?...SILENCE LOL... Jeff thinks they're going to get funky ass costumes, they wouldn't penalize them for what happened today, it could only help them...Kevin giggles...Natalie tells Jeff to stop freaking out...Jeff insists he isn't...Kevin says they wouldn't penalize him...Natalie says it could have nothing to do with today...Kevin says nothing like that has ever happened in BB history... Natalie talks about when Dan was kidnapped in BB10 to go have a day out with a jury member...Kevin says that was different, they competed for that luxury to leave the house, today they had no competition, it was just collect money...Jeff gets agitated about the key again!...Natalie says she's trying to be the devil's advocate in this house...Jeff says he thinks Natalie likes doing the opposite of what people tell her...Natalie says she's the devil's advocate, they need that in the house...Jeff says he just needs positive reinforcement, he doesn't need a negative influence...Natalie yells saying she's trying to be positive. Natalie says she can't win with Jeff...Jeff doesn't even know what her point is right now...Natalie starts up again and Jeff rambles something about garlic...she asks him what he said...Jeff says nevermind, he's all over the place, his DR was all over the place...Natalie says she's crazy...Jeff says he needs a gun in this place LOL Natalie says he's driving her crazy...Jeff says maybe she should be on the block then...Natalie says she has been for weeks...Jeff says he wasn't reassured he'd be safe...Natalie asks if she hasn't reassured him?...Jeff makes a funny face and says "that's not the point!"...they laugh... Kevin says an ant crawled on him, this room sucks...Jeff says they keep it real in this room though...Jeff says "so, what's the deal today? what's the deal with the key?"  Kevin giggles...Natalie blurts out Oh my God! in Spanish...Jeff says thankfully it's not tomorrow...they talk about the comp being after midnight...Jeff is convinced the comp has something to do with aliens...Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom and then Natalie follows soon after...J & K chat some more about the aliens and what they can see behind the walls... Kevin tells Jordan there is no plan to backdoor her...Jordan says ok, she was scared...Kevin says the plan is to get Michele out...Jeff comes back and says he's dying to know what this is and would be way funner if his ass wasn't on the line...Kevin says that BB totally moved the bed so that they could see Jeff and Jordan in bed, a better camera angle (LOL he's right! and it was too late!) Natalie says it took them half a season to figure that out (no kidding!) Natalie is eating candy, they talk about candy and the ants...Natalie says Michele was hiding candy and her clothes smell :/ They talk about Russell being a candy fiend...Natalie says she is too...Jeff is dying to know what's up...Kevin asks Jordan if she was scared from the aliens...Jordan says no...they discuss how scared they were...Kevin says he was so scared he almost jumped into Jeff's arms LOL Jeff hopes the comp isn't random as hell like popping an asteroid...Jeff thinks that the comp will have something to do with the money and greed which is bullshit or maybe they're way off...Natalie thinks they're way off...Jeff thinks so too, it hurts...Jeff says he's done trying to guess, whatever's coming he's ready for it...Jeff turns and squeezes Jordan's side :) Jordan reaches back and moves his hand, Jeff leaves it there for a moment and then takes it away...Jordan lays down alongside Jeff...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan says nothing...Kevin and Natalie leave but not before Natalie tells Jeff he's driving her insane...Jeff says he's just laying there LOL Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles pt4 10:42-12pm Jeff & Jordan and Kevin & Natalie have been chatting in the SS room (post Jeff vs Nat bickering session), Natalie says she's going to see if she can see more aliens and Kevin says he's going to take a nap, they leave the room. Jeff looks at Jordan and says he's glad they're having a good time...Jordan asks if he's being sarcastic?...he says no, yeah, we need to get focused...Jeff thinks for real that he's going to get something for finding that key or does he sound crazy?...Jordan doesn't think it would be fair...Jordan says she didn't know what was going on...Jeff says because she didn't go inside, she was greedy...Jeff starts looking at Jordan and smiling, saying "do you know something?"...Jordan says she doesn't, she laughs...Jeff says "what's going on?"...Jordan says he's paranoid and she doesn't know nothing!...Jeff has the biggest grin on his face...Jordan swears she doesn't know anything...Jeff says he's freaking out and something is up for sure...feeds cut out... They return with Jordan saying that Jeff pushed her arm away when she wanted to be rubbed, it made her mad...Jeff was just joking but he did it anyway....Jordan says he should never do that with her...Jeff says she got what she wanted...Jordan sits up and says "me and you, teams...no! we are the worst when it comes to teams" (maybe you should have remembered that for TAR! just kidding, lol) ...Jordan says they have no communication whatsoever, all they do is argue...Jeff smiles at her 😊 ...Jordan says but, whatever...Jeff whispers "it's over"...Jordan says she will choke him. Jeff starts whispering about Michele, how she has opened and closed her drawers (in the RR) 10 times since they've been in there...Jordan motions Jeff to scoot over so she can whisper in Jeff's ear...inaudible whispers about game but at the end Jeff says it doesn't matter, they just have to win...Jordan says she has to take a shower...Jeff grabs Jordan's butt and squeezes it,  forgetting the blanket is not covering her ...and Jordan says the camera is right there...Jeff says it's over now...Jordan says it's over 😉..Jeff says "there's cameras in here?" LOL Jeff exhales deeply...Jordan says for him to calm down or he'll do badly...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to scratch his back?...she says yes...he turns...Jordan says it looks like she does everything for Jeff...Jeff says it doesn't...Jordan says he doesn't do anything for her...Jeff says how does she eat every day? (1 point for Jeff,  lol) Jordan says "and what else? tell me what else you do for me?"...Jeff says to add up the times he has scratched her, her arm as opposed to her doing him, he bets they're very close. Jordan says that was in the beginning...he liked her more in the beginning than he does now...Jeff says "oh, shut up"...Jordan has the cutest knowing smile here 😊 Jeff says what? you think that...Jordan says she does...Jeff says it's because he's getting more nervous now, he doesn't have as much time to f**k around now with her, not in a bad way but she knows...Jordan says yeah, just use me and then drop me...Jeff says "use you!?" who's using who?" (there's that smile again) ...Jordan says she doesn't use Jeff...Jeff says "yeah well then don't tell me that I use you"...Jordan says she doesn't use Jeff at all, he's her BFF, he knows that...Jeff says let's get friendship bracelets 😋... Jordan says Jeff is sweating, his back is hot...Jeff says it's because he was laying on it, maybe he is hot, he doesn't know...Jeff starts laughing, saying he's thinking about dumb shit...Jordan says like what?...Jeff talks about them having spandex outfits with huge alien heads that they could barely run around in out there...he giggles saying it was stupid...Jordan says he looks tan...Jordan says to relax... The Voodoo Hex begins... Jordan asks Jeff is anyone has ever done, they used to do this in elementary school...she sits up and starts tracing his back... X marks the spot, circle and a dot, comma, comma, comma,comma, comma, up crawls the snake, bites you on the neck, down runs the blood, down runs the blood, tight squeeze, cool breeze, now you got the chillies. Jeff says he never heard of that in his whole life...Jordan starts with another one... People dying, children crying...Jeff says whoa, whoa is this like voodoo shit?  He says to take it easy with kids and stuff...Jordan says it's... people dying, children crying, concentrate, concentrate, stick a knife in your back, let your blood run down, stick a knife in your back, let the blood run down. (THIS IS CRAZY, YIKES JORDAN) Jeff puts his head up and says "dude! is this the best ritual to do right before the veto?" (no kidding!) ...Jordan says no! do you want me to do X marks the spot?...Jeff wants to know the ending to the other one...Jordan says it's just something they would do in elementary school...Jeff says "why would you do that right before the competition? you already know I'm freaking out and you're stabbing knives in me?" Jordan doesn't exactly make things better when she says that then they say stick a fork in your back, let the blood run down and then something about the snake biting you. 😫 Jeff says OMG!...Jordan keeps going about doing it in a dark spot and falling LOL..Jeff says that was the worst thing you could ever do, she better say something positive, if she tries a negative one to get away from him...Jeff says that was terrible, he didn't like that for real 😩 Jordan says it's not a ritual, it was just a back thing to give you chills. Jeff says "stick a fork in me...like I'm done?" Jordan says "No! God! you’re overthinking everything!" (umm, I agreed with Jeff here) ...Jordan says it's not a ritual, it's just a massage, for fun...Jeff says gimme some more of that voodoo LOL Jordan does the X marks the spot one and Jeff cracks up...Jordan can't believe he hasn't heard any of these...the feeds cut out...when they return Jordan is drawing happy pictures on Jeff and asks if that is better?...Jeff says yeah, do another one...Jordan massages Jeff's back and asks if it feels good?..Jeff says yeah. 11-11:06pm Jordan is massaging Jeff's back in the RR. Randomness ensues...love it.  :) Random question #120 by Jordan... "when you get physicals, why do they always have to check your balls?" Jeff says for a hernia. Random question #121... "why do they make you cough" Jeff says there is something about coughing that makes them bulge. Random question #122 by Jordan... "so every time you cough your balls bulge?" Jeff says if you have a hernia, something in there will move. Random question #123 by Jordan... "do hernias hurt?" Jeff never had one but you have to have surgery to get rid of them. Random question #124 by Jordan... "what if you had one ball?" Jeff says some people have that, if it was between having one ball or being dead, he'd have one ball. Random question #125 by Jordan... "can you produce the same?" Jeff says maybe not as much but he has no idea. Random story #97 by Jordan...she says when she was younger, little she didn't know babies came out of the vajayjay, her mom didn't tell her, she thought they cut your stomach open, then one day a girl at school told her that her mom told her how they come out and Jordan said she was lying but then she talked to her mom and her mom told her that her friend was right...Jordan got so mad at her mom for not telling her...Jeff asks her if she was freaked out?...Jordan says yes, she didn't know how a baby could come out of "there". Random story #98 by Jordan...One of Jordan's relatives died, Jordan was taking a bath, Jordan's mom went upstairs and saw her sitting in the bath with a mirror and one eye squinted shut and she thought she was trying to look dead...Jeff is like "what?"...Jordan tries to explain...(I have no idea what Jordan is talking about, lol) she then goes on to say something about how her grandparents don't beilieve in cremation. (again, no idea where she was going with this) Jeff says for real to not talk about death anymore, he doesn't want to hear any more negative stuff, this shit gets in your subconcious, putting knives in my back and people are dead...Jeff wants something positive...Jordan is thinking about what to talk about... Jeff asks Jordan if she played sports?...Jordan says she played soccer..Jeff asks if she had an awesome win?...Jordan says she had all her gf's on the team and they would goof off...Jeff asks if she scored any goals...Jordan says no, she was always the person in the back....Jeff asks if she ever won a prize at a fair or anything?...Jordan says she won first place in an art picture...Jeff wants to know about that picture... Random story #99 by Jordan...she says it was an Egyptian thing, she was in 8th grade in art class and she had to draw a subject and she drew an elephant with this Egyptian person and they entered it into an art contest and she won 1st place and she felt so cool because she had won, they announced it over the intercom...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about"...Jordan says she still has that picture Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles - Pt5 11:06-1159pm Jordan is massaging Jeff's back and is continuing with her storytelling... Jordan says in middle school she got the 3 sport award, she did track, cheerleading and soccer...Jeff says awesome, he wants to hear about the wins...she won homecoming in 6th, 8th, 9th and 12th grades...she was on the court, didn't always win actually...Jeff wants to hear stories of when Jordan has ever felt good about herself, doing something good...Jordan says she won a tennis match...Jordan says she almost hit a girl she played tennis with, she was a bitch...Jordan says one of the girls she played tennis against called her a bitch and Jordan went psycho...Jeff asks if Jordan chest bumped her like Russell?...Jordan says no, she yelled at her and called her a dyke...Jordan's mom scolded her for doing that, her coach too...she starts talking about going into Chick-fil-a and running into that girl but the feeds cut out... They return a few minutes later with Jeff telling Jordan she did a good job (on his back) and he appreashes...he turns back on his back...Jordan says Jeff's stomach looks tanned and she rests her head on it...Jeff says thank you (for the back rub)... Jeff says he was zoning out and didn't even hear the last part of the story, he's just kidding...Jordan starts to lay back down and Jeff says "get in here"...Jordan says "armpit?"...Jeff laughs...duh! 😉...they assume the position... Jordan says she feels like they've been laying in the bed all day...she rubs his stomach/chest and pats him :) She says they need to listen to T.I.'s Motivation...they start discussing songs and the feeds cut out again They return a few minutes later with Jeff & Jordan giggling about Renny...Jordan is recounting the Almond Joy story...Jordan says she was hoping there was a "Renny" in the house this year...Jeff said he didn't know what to expect in this house...Jordan says she felt weird at first...Jeff says yeah, when you walk out, they don't even announce you or anything, you just walk out like a cheeseburger, like a big cheese ball... Jordan thought omg, none of these people she would be friends with...J&J talk about when they first came out to line up to get in the house...Jeff doesn't really remember...Jordan says geez, you don't even remember me...Jeff says he did, she was in front of him on the right...they were both focused and nervous about where they were supposed to go...they laugh about how Braden blocked Jeff's camera angle Jeff farts and Jordan pushes his stomach to make him fart again but then she smells his fart, sits up and says ewwww...Jeff says see, that was from the depths of the sea. 😛...Jordan says it stinks!...Jeff says "St, Mary!"...they laugh...Jeff says what if Renny was out there? (for the comp)...Jordan says she freaking loves her...Jordan says no wonder Renny didn't like Jessie, she wouldn't have either...Jeff points out that Jordan did meet him and didn't like him LOL Jordan says he was a douchebag...Jeff asks if it was the first night that Renny & Jessie fought?...Jordan says yeah and is about to tell the story but the feeds cut out again They return with J&J talking about the possible booger Jeff has in his nose. (my God, these two! LOL) ...Jordan says for Jeff to go blow his nose, he's got some bats in the cage...Jeff says "cave" ...they laugh...Jeff says "oh, man Jordan...I wish they took all your sayings and put them in one 24 hour DVD" (24 hours?? wow Jeff 🤪 how about a couple YouTube videos? 😉) Jordan says "noooo", she doesn't want him to say that...Jeff says that next year people will be laying in the same bed and saying "remember that girl Jordan"...Jeff says Jordan has so many he can't even remember but it all started when she couldn't tell time on a watch...he laughs and Jordan says "shut up! stop! don't say that! Jeff!"...Jeff says it's already out there...Jordan says there are less people and now "they're" (producers) going to notice it, don't! Jordan tells Jeff to not say anything else...he teases her again about the bats in the cage and she says shut up!...Jeff starts saying she is like his buddy Tony but the feeds cut out once again...they return with Jeff saying something Tony said about a dirty chick...feeds cut out again!...they return with Jeff & Jordan playing a little hand slapping game LOL ...Jordan says "is it time yet?"...Jeff says they're going a little stir crazy. Jeff gets up to change his shorts...Jordan says she is nervous...Jeff goes to the washroom...Jeff comes back and starts stretching Jeff says he doesn't care what the others are doing, they just need to win, it's win or go home...he says first things first, he would burn these shoes (pointing to Michele's black patent heels)...he says he hates them...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she is ready to start...Jeff says this place is ant central...Jordan says it's the candy...Jeff says "Almond Joys"...Jordan says (with a New Orleans accent) "Almond Joys"...Jeff laughs and says she cracks him up when she does that...Jeff puts his black dress shirt away and Jordan says "you look good in black"...Jeff says "thank you"...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff says "hopefully you won't see that black shirt until the last episode...and you're right next to me" (awww) :) Jeff keeps pacing and sighing and stretching...the stress is mounting...Jordan says she hopes to never see Russell again...Jeff says he hopes to not see him next week...😒 Jeff leaves to get water, comes back and gets back in bed and breathes deeply...he gets his cross out...Jordan asks him if he carries that around wherever he goes?...Jeff says not but he thought it would be cool to bring...they get quiet...Jeff is trying to close his eyes...they talk about how the comp will be around midnight...Jordan says she is nervous again...Jeff says he is ready, let's go...they talk about the comp involving temptation and giving up their money...Jordan says she will give hers up...Jeff says what if it is 10G's?...Jordan says she will give it up...Jeff says no, he doesn't want her doing that.... Right before midnight, a BB production voice is heard calling out to the HG's that they have one minute to get themselves outside for the comp to start...

August 27 Smelly issues 12am Jeff & Jordan continue their conversation about Michele and her smelly blanket she slept in this morning...Jordan laughs at how Jeff is telling the story...Jeff says "I'm not taking smelly's blanket...in fact, throw that thing off the bed". Jordan says Michele didn't take a shower today, did she?...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan sees Michele coming up to the HOH and says "here she comes", she holds Jeff's arm and laughs. Jeff says "she had to of"...Jordan doesn't think she did, she doesn't remember watching her...Jeff smacks his hand on the bed and says "I don't wanna keep quiet all night"...Jeff says it was almost better when she was Russell's friend, he says to give smelly her blanket, he will take the good one, he says it's grossie. Jeff says he almost wants to take a shower but he just took one, it relaxes him at night....Jordan says she knows she doesn't stink because she just took a bubble bath...Jeff says he can smell her ass from where he is. 😜 Jordan is agape LOL she says "shut up". Jeff says maybe Michele went to wash up...Jordan says she smells like her lotion...Jeff smells her, he agrees...Jeff says he should just put on cologne, his friends call it a European shower, when they smell and put cologne on...he repeats it...he asks her if she gets it?...she cutely says "yes, I do"...Jeff says he had to say it twice and he still didn't get a laugh...Jordan says her hair probably stinks but she wants to wash it tomorrow for live show. Jeff’s final night as HOH - Michele decides to sleep up there… 12:02-12:13am Jordan & Jeff talk a little game 🤯  Jordan is so worried she's going home next week...Jeff honestly thinks they're targeting Michele and vice versa but what if Russell got in their heads...Jordan says that's what she's saying...Jeff says it doesn't matter who the f**k wins...Jordan doesn't trust Natalie and Kevin fully...Jeff says lets hope Michele wins and if she doesn't feel safe then for Jordan to win & then they're 100% safe, they don't have to worry about shit and he's still playing the next week... Jordan wants Michele to win it so they can play for HOH...Jeff says they can stick a dagger in her back...they laugh...Jeff farts. Jordan says uhh, it was a wet one...Jeff says nah, he would take a shower then...Jordan says it sounded wet...Jeff says nah, it was a full stomach one, it was just bouncing around off the quesadillas and then it stuck out...Jordan says she never smells his farts (now that's true love! LOL)...Jeff farts again 😲 ...Jordan says "oh my goodness!"...they laugh...Jeff says it's almost better he farts in front of her rather than when he's by himself, then he's embarrassed and looks like a dork, he's a dirtball. They go over numbers of bottles, cylinders, items in the house...they realize they didn't go over dates and Jeff says he wishes Michele wasn't coming up there...Jordan asks Michelle from the DR to tell Michele that she can't spend the night up there...feeds cut out LOL... When they return, Jordan tells Jeff that she feels like now sometimes Jeff gets really aggravated with her, that now he feels like he is on his own now...Jeff says "oh Jordan stop!"...Jordan twirls her hair LOL...Jordan says "I dunno, I just think that sometimes"...Jeff says for her to stop thinking whatever she's thinking, she worries enough, she doesn't need to worry about him, he's solid...Jeff says "ok?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jeff says for her to come up with something solid to save this team and lead them to victory and she needs to thinking more positive, for real, they have 3 weeks left...Jeff says it's crazy right?...Jordan says it's very crazy...Jeff says if they make it past next week, they're good, he will be excited...Jordan says she can't honestly picture them being in the jury house...they notice Michele coming up ..Jordan groans "God!"...Jeff says "it hurts, we lost". They tell Michele to take the (smelly) blanket and Jordan smiles to herself...Michele settles into the round chair...Jordan reaches for Jeff's arm...Jeff says he likes to watch the spy screen, he likes to watch Jordan go by...Michele says to watch that ass go by?...Jeff says yeah, booyah...Jordan says Jeff likes her booty, she's just kidding...Jeff says "I do"...Michele says "you guys"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says Jordan owes him a back scratch...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you forgot...she says she didn't...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm and then blows farts on his chest LOL Jeff laughs and says it tickles...Jordan keeps going...Jeff says "look how this looks for that camera" Jordan tells him to put his knee down and she keeps going...Jeff laughs and tells her to move her head up and down and then he lifts his knee up again and points out how it looks. Jeff says that is the closest to some action he has gotten.  LOL Jordan says the audio doesn't match up though...Jeff says they can put any audio they like with it. Jeff’s final night as HOH - J&J DR revelations 12:14-12:30am Jordan returns from using the bathroom and sits in bed...Jeff touches Jordan to signal to her that Michele is sleeping in that weird position...they both laugh to themselves and Jordan asks Michele how she sleeps like that...Michele says she's flexible...Jordan mutters she is crazy LOL Jordan grabs her water and tells Jeff that she was re-enacting him tonight...Jeff says oh God, like what?...Jordan says it was in a good way...Jordan starts showing Jeff how she mimicked him, doing the hand signal, it's over, you're done, you're outta here...Jeff seems excited about it 😀...he says which ones?...Jordan touches Jeff and says "hey guys I'm making some toona, anybody want some"...Jeff smiles...Jordan continues... ...she says the "we lost, it hurts" saying but she doesn't remember if she left one part out LOL Jordan says Jeff always has to use his hand like this (does the hand signal) and he says "it's over, I'm done"...Jeff bursts out laughing...Jeff says it's pretty good...Jordan says she doesn't bash him...Jeff tries to recall the saying "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" but he can't LOL Michele says he should know because he's all about the analogies...Jeff says he's the analogy master but he's been slacking because his mind is clouded with hate, he's been drinking the winekins. Jordan asks if he has been saying anything bad about her?...Jordan says "are you going to intimidate me?"...she realizes she said it wrong...Jeff says "do I intimidate you? does she intimidate you?" (imitating Jessie LOL)...Jeff says Jordan should have said "he gawn"...she missed it...Jeff says you missed that one? what did she say two sentences?...Jordan was trying to mock him...Jeff says she missed all the good ones, if she's going to make fun of him at least do it right, you lost...Jordan says "God! she can't do anything right with you now...God! Jeff"...Jeff grabs her head with his legs and pins her down...they banter a bit more... Jordan asks if he mocks her?...Jeff says he no, not really, he does sometimes but mostly just makes fun of her...they laugh...Jordan wants him to tell her how he makes fun of her... Jeff just says "you're cute"🥰 Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and says "and you want to drown me?"...Jordan says she should have said that one too...Jeff says she forgot all of them...Jordan mentions that she cried in the DR, she was a crybaby...they start talking about some criers from past seasons, mostly Amber from BB8 and her Top Model skit. They talk about crying in the DR, crying in the house...Jeff admits he almost cried when he read his letter...Jordan says that Jeff said if it was longer, he would have...Jeff says his letter was only a sentence long, what was up with that letter?...Jeff starts describing how his Ma is and how she would get all nervous writing the letter, omg what do I write? and she probably called his aunt 50 times, they talked on the phone, emailed each other, went over what to write, she would leave in BB because that is the show and football because he played it and that's it ...he says his mom & aunt love to gossip, they must talk about the show after every episode. They go back to talking about the Jeff/Russell fight...Jeff says he's a dork...Jordan says she used that in the DR too, how Jeff says that when he is mad...Jeff says she ripped him one in there....Jeff says that's alright, she got ripped on with the tangerine or the nectarine...Jordan asks him what did you say bad?...Jeff pats her face and says "nothing, you're cute"🥰 Jeff says "I said Jordan doesn't have to know the difference between a peach or a nectarine or an avocado or an artichoke...I love her just the same...she's cute" ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jordan awwws, you said that?...Jeff says he did...Jordan gets tongue tied instead of saying that that was a nice thing to say...says she knows the difference between them but mixes them up...Michele starts babbling about fruits...Jordan lays down next to Jeff...Jeff tells Jordan to not even say anything more about the fruit, it's all edited and done, it's over...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and starts rubbing...Jeff gets up to take his whitestrips off... Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan feels better and flirty 12:31-12:50am Jeff says the stress and the smoking is going to take 5 years off his life...he says he needs to relax...he laughs and says he knows what would help him...it would have helped a long time ago...he says "Jordan"...Jordan as usual isn't paying attention LOL Jeff returns to bed and asks if he should take off his mic, are they going to crack jokes?...they seem to all want to settle to sleep, they sort of say goodnight...Jordan though starts talking about Russell and the differences in his personality...Jeff says he doesn't know who he is...Jeff says he has an identity crisis, he's insecure. Jeff gets up again...Jordan calls out to him and says she remembers another word from her DR..."delicious"...she says how Jeff says it...Jeff says yeah...Jordan thinks how he says delicious is eww, gross...Jeff imitates Jordan ragging on him for saying delicious...Jordan laughs...Jeff gets back in bed and says that he hasn't even said "crunk" in forever...Jordan re-iterates her point that she was saying the stuff Jeff says is cute, she says it in a flirty way...Jeff says why she didn't remember "we lost, it hurts"... Jeff laughs thinking about it and says "you said "we lost" though?"...Jordan says she said something like that...she got flustered...Jeff says if she had said that his buddies would have fu**ing loved her...his buddies thought of that and his other buddy says "we gawn"...Jeff says he tries to throw that in when he's in the DR and they probably think wtf is that?...Jeff admits he gets worked up in there, they want 1 sentence and he goes on for 5 minutes...Jordan says the DR didn't ask her anything about Russell, they asked more fun stuff...Jeff says maybe Jordan just needed a laugh, sometimes you need that because you come out of the DR all happy...Jordan says she told Michelle from the DR she had a bad day. Jeff wants to know what these people look like...Michele says DR Michelle has glasses, she told her...Jeff asks if DR Michelle sounds sexy, he thinks she does. GAG ALERT⬇️ Michele says "hellz yeah, all Michelle's are sexy"...Jeff says "No, for real, I wanna check her out..." Michele says "yeah for real!"..Jeff half laughs and says "no, yeah...I know for real"...Michele laughs like a hyena and sarcastically says "yeah well then you said Ronno's wife, meh...just kidding"  WTF? 😵‍💫 Jeff wants to check out these people, he can't judge by their voices...Jordan says "what about Smooth Jazz?" Jeff says he's awesome, he's got hair like Braden...Jordan says what about the one guy that seems cool...Jeff wonders how the other crew in the house knew all the names of the people in the DR...Jeff says he never mentioned it before but he hated when Russell would call out to production saying "hey God", it made him sick, he didn't like it at all from day one... Russell thought it was funny but it wasn't, not to take the religious stand but he didn't like it...Jeff says he would need a right cross to the jaw, it would help both of them...Jeff says "he gawn" and laughs...Jordan snuggles a little closer to Jeff. Jeff asks what he should wear tomorrow? he can dress up because he's not doing the comp...Michele wishes they could wear party dresses...Jordan says she would wear her bright dress but then thought she would wear her black one because it would make her look slimmer and then if Russell tries to say something...Jeff tsks and says "shut up, you look great" :) GAG ALERT 2⬇️ Jeff says he put in his blog today that Michele lost 16 pounds and is feeling amazing about herself and I think that is great...Michele in her baby voice says "Jeff makes me feel good about myself and I love that" UGH Jordan ignores her and says she wrote about her losing weight too, she looks awesome and she couldn't wait for her husband to see her, wowzers, he's going to want to rip Michele's clothes off...Jeff says she knows it too...Jordan says the feeling will be mutual for Michele...Jeff says he doesn't even think they will make it to the house. Jordan says "me & Jeff will just be in a hotel"...Jeff says "f**k yeah" and he starts singing No-tel, Motel, Holiday Inn Jordan snuggles close again...they start talking about Vegas, hotel(s) and sequester before BB...they talk about how Russell thinks he is going to be famous after this... Jeff wants to stop talking about Bozo the Clown 🤡he asks again what he should wear?..Jordan says what he wore last week looked cute, his black v-neck shirt...Jeff says he wore that because he had a different black one on and Russell wore the same shirt so he changed... Jeff says he only has 1 or 2 shirts left...Jordan says he looked really cute in the shirt he was in...Jeff describes his button down shirt...Jordan says with jeans?...Jeff says yeah, she says that will look nice...Jeff says with the shoes she wants to burn...Jordan says no...Jeff says he doesn't have any other shoes...Jordan says to wear flip flops...Jeff says with a button down?...Jordan says yeah, he will look sexy...Jeff says no to that...Jeff tries to recall if he wore his brown/cream shirt yet. Jeff says he feels like he is getting a fever...Jordan checks his forehead, says he's warm...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to rub his back...Jeff says "yeah, f**k yeah Jordan" and happily turns around and gets in position ;) ...he says thanks Jordan. She says she has a hang nail...some confusion if it was hers or on his back LOL...but she asks Jeff "can you feel it?" and Jeff says "...coming in the air tonight?" 😂 Jeff asks if she got the joke, she says she did and she says that song reminds her of the movie Miami Vice… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan gets flirtier 1-1:21am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's back...she is very close to him...they are talking about crying when seeing other people cry...Michele says Jeff has empathy...Jeff says he thinks it's his downfall...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't like people LOL...Michele says "you don't like people? wtf dude?"... Jeff laughs and says sometimes he hates someone and then something sad happens and then he feels bad for them, like when he would come up to the HOH and hear the letters and feel like he had the wrong opinion of people, he felt like an asshole, no really f**k you and I'm out , he felt bad for a couple of seconds and now it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff from behind and pats his belly...Jeff asks if it's fat now?...Jordan says no, you look good...she keeps rubbing...Michele says he'd have to eat 8000 quesadillas for something to go wrong...Jeff says no, if he eats badly a couple of days in a row, he gains weight quick, in the winter he goes up to 200lbs easy, it's like hibernation...Jordan says you eat more, you wear sweatpants, it's cold and you don't wanna wear jeans and stuff, you wanna wear comfy clothes and stay inside cuz it's cold and you wanna eat...Jeff says it's hard to get to the gym and you're so lazy because you haven't seen the sun in fu**ing days. Jordan asks Jeff if he goes to the gym a lot?...Jeff says yes, 4 days a week...Jordan says geez...Michele says he wouldn't look like that if he didn't...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says at least 3 but he tries for 5 but it evens out to 4, he gets streaky about it, he'll go for 3/4 months and then sometimes won't go for a month, kind of like in the house...he says he gets lazy, gains weight and then goes diehard back to the gym...Jordan says she does that too. Jordan taps Jeff to signal the rubbing is over...Jeff does his little "nah, no, where you going?" ...Jordan locks her arm into Jeff's and rubs it...they get quiet...Jeff gets comfy, puts his hand on Jordan's leg... Jordan says it will be hard to go back to the SS room if they have to, she is used to the big bed, the bed down there is hard...Jeff says he hopes have nots are over, he doesn't want slop...Jordan says her or Michele have to win HOH...they talk about winning HOH's and Veto's and comps. Jordan snuggles right into Jeff's neck...Jeff grabs the covers to cover themselves up a little more ...she rubs his chest...Michele fake yawns and they both smile (internal laughs)...Jordan rubs Jeff's face. Michele starts talking about herself again  and they start talking about what they would do to win HOH...Jeff asks Jordan if she would eat bugs?...she says she would struggle but she would do it...Jeff says "hell yeah I like that attitude"...Jordan says that one time they did the blended foods thing, eww...Jeff says it doesn't seem that gross to him...Jordan turns away from Jeff a little and Jeff taps her legs to motion for her to come back to him☺️ Jeff brings up the Chaosserole comp yet again...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff, it's fish, it's salty"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan says Jeff was so mad...Jeff says he was so mad?....Jordan says she was real mad...Jeff says he didn't even realize she was, he said good job and she was like, ummm...they giggle...Jordan says it was cute though, Jeff said "I'm sorry"...Jordan snuggles in again and admits she exaggerated being mean to him...Jeff says she wasn't mad?...Jordan says not after but she had to let him think that she was still real mad at him...Jeff says you made me suffer?...Jordan says she thought it was cute that he apologized, it was sweet but she had to keep her tough face on  ...Jeff tsks and says "so you worked me?"...Jordan says "I diddd"...Jeff says he got hustled...Jordan says "you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts". They laugh about that saying...Jordan asks where he got that from?...Jeff says his buddy Tony & his brother started it, they say that about everything, tickets, beer, whenever they lose...Jordan bets she will say that when she goes home and no one will understand it but her...Jeff says they say it all the fu**Ing time, Jeff wishes Jordan would have said it in the DR, his buddies would love it...Jordan says she can do it again...Jeff says put on another Jeff show? no, she's good. Jordan says she worries about what Jeff says in the DR about her, she will get embarrassed, she worries about what the others say sometimes...Jeff says everyone is getting ripped on...Jordan says you better not rip on me...Jeff says he does it to Jordan in a cute way, he says not everyone is going to like you, what are you going to do? read websites all day, drive yourself crazy at people throwing shots at you? whatever who gives a f**k! Jordan smiles, snuggles again and says she was thinking of funny stuff...Jeff says like what?...Jordan says you, about the recording with the guy talking about the toona and people writing blogs about that...Jordan says even though it's old, when he tells the Technotronics story it's like she's hearing it for the first time, the way he says it is so good. Jeff asks Jordan to play with his hair, he'll take anything...Jordan rubs Jeff's face...they whisper to each other a little game while Michele is in the bathroom....Jordan keeps touching Jeff...she rubs his ear...she asks him if he had his ear pierced?...he says yes, he had a double piercing...Jordan seems disappointed LOL and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says they called him Double J  😛...Jeff says he's joking but he did have one when he was 18,19, what did she think, it was last year?...Jordan says she forgets, she thinks he is...(younger)...Jeff says "oh shut up" Jordan says "k, goodnight" and keeps rubbing Jeff's face and hair......Jeff says he's like a dog...Jeff says his hair is ok, Jordan says he needs to cut the top, it's too long...she keeps touching it, she rubs his neck and then they start rehashing the comments Russell made earlier about them being dumb and how he thought Gucci was dumb… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Hot gardener, Jordanisms & hosting 1:24-1:42am When the feeds return J&J and Michele are talking about the grad comp and how cold and numb they were...Jeff says he felt like he lost his feet...Jordan says when Jeff said that, that she thought "get a new seat", remember what's his name?...Jeff says Jessie? yes he remembers LOL...Jeff says he never got to give any of those guys a hardcore zinger... Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's neck again and says "yeah, well you look better so"...Jordan says they're just jealous because everybody thinks you're hot...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says they do and asks Michele if she's not right?...Michele giggles and says yeah, everyone thinks you're hot. Jordan says Jessie would get so mad if anyone would talk about the other guys...Michele says Chima & Natalie thought he was the hottest guy, it's a love fest in here...Jeff says Chima? she hated his face...Jordan says Chima hated you, then liked you, then hated you but she still thought you were hot...Jeff says he'll take it...Jordan says she was going to say that during the fight, that he was jealous of Jeff's hotness...Jeff says now we're going to stop this conversation...Jordan says k, sorry...Jeff wants to talk about wet socks. So of course Michele keeps talking about it   ...Michele says Jeff is going to love her soundbites in the first half of the season, all the questions she was asked were about Jeff (really Michele? 🥴  ) ...Michele says the DR would ask her if she thought Jeff was hot, if she was single would she date Jeff ..Jeff is surprised to hear that, he only knew about the gardening thing...Michele continues to talk like a giddy schoolgirl...Jeff ignores her and listens to Jordan who says Kevin is so funny and how he said that Jeff knows how to work that hose or he can water my tomatoes...Jeff laughs...then Jordan says she thinks she said that Jeff looked like a waterboy or something...Jeff says she thinks they are good takes but he's going to come off like an idiot....Jordan tries to remember what she said...LOL Jordan gets scolded to not talk about her DR's so they stop talking about it...Jeff says he is getting a big head anyways but sometimes in the house it's nice to get a little lift so he appreashes, he says thank you ladies and says maybe he'll come and water their tomatoes...they both giggle...they start up with the artichoke/avocado talk again and Jeff says he forgot, she doesn't even know what a mango is...Jordan says for Jeff to not say that...Michele starts talking about how she doesn't know what that is, to not consult her on fruits...they totally ignore her again, lol ...Jordan says for him to not say any of that...Jeff says the DR asks about stuff Jordan says...Jeff says will try to think of a JORDANISM and he can't...he's going to look back and think of the times when he couldn't believe Jordan said that and he forgot.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBOJEqQApU Jordan was always so concerned she would come off looking bad she says "you make me look bad?"...Jeff says he didn't say that, he says that he can't wait to look back on this season...like the planter and how Jordan thought it was some guy walking by with a plant...Jeff says he cracks up every time. They start talking about comps and how Michele is so accident prone...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's arm...they talk about how when people host they change their voices...Jeff makes fun of how Michele articulates every word, he laughs...Michele tries to defend herself and makes no sense...Jeff says he never got to host and that is what he wants to do when he gets out of here, show his skills...Michele asks if she came off corny...Jeff says no, no, you articulate every word, he would have had more fun with it, he doesn't know if that is what they want, they probably want more of what Michele did, he would joke around more....(no Jeff, you're wrong or you're being too nice) They talk about Russell and how the votes should go...they talk about the Pig Veto comp...they think it was stacked for Jessie to win...Jeff doesn't know if he believes that...Jeff says he got 6, 6, 6's, he knocks on wood for that and then says he needs to do his prayers for 3 minutes, he covers himself up...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff finishes up and then Jordan says she needs to say hers and she will go to sleep...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and almost runs into Michele who says she was going to slap his butt. Jeff’s final night as HOH - JeJo get snuggly 1:43-1:50am While Jeff is in the bathroom, Michele asks Jordan if she snuggles with Jeff?...Jordan says sometimes but not really (liar! lol)...Jordan says she thinks Jeff doesn't like it. Jordan asks if Michele does it with her husband?...she says yes...Jordan asks if they spoon?...she says yes...Jordan awwws. Jeff returns and says he is obsessed with weighing himself...Jeff says he weighs 182.5 lbs, he was 191 when he came into the house, on slop he weighed 178...crazy talk. As soon as Jeff gets in bed, he covers himself and he does exactly what Jordan said they don't do and what she said Jeff doesn't like doing...they snuggle.   LOL! Jeff and Jordan get super close under the covers (hard to see as Cam 2 continues to stay on Michele grrrr) Jeff makes that mmmm sound he does when he wants to get close to Jordan, he reaches over and snuggles her...Michele says goodnight but they ignore her or don't hear her....Jeff pulls Jordan closer to him...only their silhouette can be seen at this point... Something is going on under the covers...Jeff's hand pops out from under, he leans it on the headboard...Jeff whispers...they giggle...Jordan says gn Michele and giggles...Michele says gn...Jordan says gn Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan (Peyton style)...Jordan corrects how he should say Johrdan while turning to face Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan...they hug under the covers and a kiss is heard...Michele tries to insert herself in the convo yet again saying gn Johrdan, that she didn't say it British enough 🤔 Jordan peeks out and says "what did you say?"...Michele explains while Jeff cuddles Jordan even more...he whispers Johhrdan...they get quiet... Feeds turn to the crew downstairs and then moments later the feeds are cut off then they return, Michele is seen coming downstairs from the HOH room...she was told by production she couldn't sleep up there. HOORAY!! 🎉 Kissing questions/Jeff put Jordan in a better mood 1:58-2:08am Feeds return to the HOH room right before the 2am hour Jeff and Jordan are still cuddling facing each other...Jordan has her head buried in Jeff's face and neck. Jordan says Jeff needs to be careful with Kevin & Natalie...Jeff says they have to be careful with everyone but Jordan says more with them, she doesn't trust them, it would make sense for them to get rid of Jeff since he's the strongest person...Jeff says they promised but they will see where the allegiance lies...Jordan says she knows but she doesn't believe anybody...Jeff says we'll see and there's still the veto...some rubbing goes on under covers... Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't feel weird when they're here kissing and they come over the microphone and address them, you forget somebody is there...Jeff says mmm, yeah...Jordan says she does that, she snuggles closer...Jeff says not for under here, they can't see shit, they don't know what's going on...he covers their heads...Jordan says "noooo, cuz it's...they might think"...Jeff says "think what? that we're doing it?"...Jordan says "not that we're doing it"...Jeff says "then what?"...they kiss 💋 Jordan lifts the cover off and says don't you hate when people do that (she does a popping sound with her mouth)...Jeff says he likes anything and he goes in for her neck...Jordan giggles and says right now you do...they cuddle closely. Jordan says don't you feel sometimes when you have a couple more drinks you feel like you can kiss better? cuz you're not thinking about it?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan repeats herself and then asks if Jeff doesn't think that way?...Jeff says "yeah, why? you wanna open that wine?"...Jordan puts her arm in the air and says yeah!...Jeff says "f**k yeah!", pulls the covers over and goes in for the neckage...Jordan giggles and protests, she says it tickles so bad when he does that, it gives her cold chills...he feels her chilly legs LOL Jeff just keeps cuddling Jordan, but then turns towards his side. Jordan asks Jeff if she's a bad kisser?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan asks Jeff what do you think makes a bad kisser?...Jeff umm's and Jordan says she will tell him hers, when it's like a lizard with their tongue...Jeff doesn't like that...Jordan says when it's so wet it feels like there is drool...Jeff says it feels like they're licking your face...Jeff says sometimes when he is drunk he likes to get sloppy...Jordan says ewww, Jefffff, noooo not get sloppy...Jeff leans in and says let's get sloppy...Jordan says no...Jeff says no, what?...Jordan says not sloppy!...Jeff says what do you want me to do?...Jordan says you have to stay drier... Jordan leans up and says sloppy like where your spit...Jeff says no, he jokes around saying sometimes he likes to spit on each other...Jordan ewwws and Jeff says no...they laugh and Jeff says if some chick did that he would choke her out. Jordan starts describing her first kiss, how it was real wet...Jeff buries his head in her chest LOL...she protests no!...Jeff says who no?...Jordan says you no! she laughs and Jeff turns back to his side and says oi, oi, oi, I didn't do anything! They rustle around with the pillows and covers, Jordan says it's hot...Jeff says this is how they get sick...they talk about Michele's smelly blanket...talk goes back to what makes a bad kisser... Jeff says same thing as her, Jordan says if someone presses their face too hard...Jeff says usually he takes control of the kissing ...Jordan asks if he likes to be the dominant one?...Jeff says no cuz then they will just...Jordan says "they'll follow?"...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says he doesn't like machine gun tongue...Jordan doesn't understand...Jeff says like a lizard. Jordan admits that when she first kissed Jeff she was saying please don't let him kiss like a lizard or something...Jeff says how did it work out?...Jordan gets flustered and says "I told you...I told, umm...you're gonna love me after this...I told everybody...I was like..."...Jeff says alright, alright...Jordan says Jeff gets embarrassed doesn't he?...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says no, that's good, that's all I need to know...Jordan jokes that no, it was really bad...Jeff says he needs to know that too then...Jordan snuggles in and says she's just kidding. One of my fave moments btw J&J: After getting closer to Jeff, she says she's just kidding...Jeff leans his face towards Jordan and says "How do you really feel?"...Jordan says about? your kissing?...Jeff says no. IMO Jeff wanted to know how Jordan really felt about him and them but as usual Jordan missed the cue, heard it and didn't get it or knew what he meant and avoided the subject... Jeff starts imitating Jordan when Jeff touches her and she says NO! He repeats it, NO! NO! It's cute. Jordan says sorry...he says you want to hear it?...he touches her (somewhere) and she says No!..they laugh...Jeff says oh, man, he doesn't understand how it's ok for her but not for him?...Jordan pats Jeff...Jordan says he got her all hyper now... Jeff, as he covers them with the cover says "you're all worked up? you wanna fool around?" ....Jordan mildly protests no but they kiss. Jeff says "that was nice"...Jordan snuggles in and says "k, goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight Jordan, that was beautiful"  Jordan giggles softly....Jeff asks if Jordan is in a better mood now?...Jordan mmm, hmm"s...Jeff says no more tears?...Jordan says Jeff put her in a better mood...Jeff says good...Jeff asks if she is going to be ready for tomorrow?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they start talking game... Jordan touches Jeff one last time before sleep 2:08-2:24am Jordan & Jeff discuss how tomorrow will go...Jeff says for Jordan to not say one word to Russell when they're all in lockdown up in the HOH room...Jordan says Jeff got mad at her today...Jeff says he got mad because she was going fu**ing crazy...Jordan says she did, she couldn't help it...Jeff says she stomped out there like a monkey... Jordan says was it embarrassing?...Jeff says her hair was like (he flops his head around, lol)...Jeff says he could tell she was really agitated...Jeff doesn't get Russell getting off of having chicks right in his face, he thinks he likes it...Jordan thinks he has evil eyes...Jordan says how she bumped him...Jeff says with your boobs...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she had to do something to let him know she wasn't scared of him, she's not, she was more worked up because she knew she couldn't do anything about it...Jeff says that was his problem too...Jordan was seriously wanting to nail him right in the head, she would feel so good...Jeff warns her again about not saying a word to him...Jordan says no one has ever been that disrespectul to her...Jeff says he's a one of kind jerk off...Jeff says she has a right to be mad, he shouldn't talk like that...Jordan says Russell saying stuff about Jeff made her mad too...Jeff says he's getting over it, he gawn, that is the bottom line. Jordan says Russell had to play sides, she says she & Jeff stayed on one side and didn't kiss Jessie's ass to feel cool and he did and then he would come with them and that just shows how stupid he is, he was never really with us, no, you're not tough if you were you would stand your ground and not kiss another person's ass..she wanted to tell him to jack off Jessie in the jury house but she didn't. Jeff needs to take his own advice about not saying a word...Jordan asks if she looked psycho?...Jeff says no, just that she was really pissed which is understandable...Jordan thinks Russell is jealous of their friendship...Jeff agrees, he was jealous right in the beginning and he never had anybody and she & Jeff just clicked and she liked Jeff better...Jeff said that he is jealous, maybe of him, maybe of both of them, he has a jealous insecurity, whatever it is, he's a fu**ing loser and he's out...Jeff drinks some water and spoons Jordan, starts rubbing her...the feeds cut off... They return 4 mins later with Jeff laying on his tummy and Jordan sleeping to her side...Jordan says she has to go pee, she goes to the bathroom and comes back...she gets in bed and puts her hand on Jeff's side, rubs him and holds it there for a little bit... Jeff mmm's but dozes off...Jordan turns back to her side and goes to sleep... Cheek caress & sweet kisses 6:07-6:15am Jeff & Jordan are sleeping...Jeff rustles and turns to the HOH door side...Jordan stirs...he hears Jordan moving and reaches back to touch her...Jordan turns towards him, puts her arm around his waist and snuggles Jeff...they lay still for a minute with Jordan's head buried in Jeff's back...she moves her face over...Jeff then turns to face Jordan and he puts his arm over her chest and caresses her cheek. At the 6:13am mark Jeff reaches over to her face and gives her a few short, sweet kisses ♥ and asks her if it's bothering her (having his arm over her), she says no. They try to sleep... Not one word… 10:42-12:19pm ...is uttered by anyone during the time all the HG's are locked down inside the HOH room the day of the live show. Other than the occasional throat clearing by Jeff and turning by Jordan towards Jeff nothing happened (J&J were convinced Russell was going to start up another fight since he had them where he wanted them) Talk about awkward 😳 Chitter chatter in the RR Pt1 12:35-12:59pm Jeff joins Kevin & Natalie in the RR, he lays down in Natalie's bed and says it's just like the HOH... They talk about the SS room being closed down soon. They talk about saunas...Jeff says his favorite thing is being in the steam room with eucaplytus and taking a cold shower afterwards, it cleans out your system. They talk about the clothes BB has given them...Jeff said he got shorts, shoes, tie dyed shirt, chicken suit, sombrero, pig suit, tights, a sheet...Jeff says his favorite costume ever is the chicken suit...he says he is going to be the chicken for Hallowe'en :)...he laughs to himself about how it makes him laugh. Natalie says if she doesn't win HOH today then she shouldn't be nominated again...Jeff is like this --->  🤨 and says her thinking is (hand motion) kooked, he says how about be thankful you're here today and then move on...they discuss a possible curve ball thrown at them by BB...Kevin asks if Jeff is stressed and to not worry about the vote. Jordan joins them and sits on the edge of Jeff's bed...she warns the others about all the ants in the bathroom...Jeff says it's all the cups and candy everywhere...they talk about having lots of time to get ready because there are only 6 of them now then talk about showering order. Feeds cut off and when they return they are talking about watching Beverly Hills 90210...Jordan says she was surprised that Natalie liked that show, so that was cool and how they think the same types of guys are hot like Brian Austin Greene...Jeff says he (Brian Austin Greene) is going to come here and host LOL Natalie says she wishes, she would flip out...Jeff asks if Natalie got to go on a trip with him would she eliminate herself from the game?...Natalie says it depends on the vacation and how long...Jeff says a week in Paris...Natalie says "I'm out!" LOL Jeff asks if she would make a move?...Natalie says she wouldn't go, she has a boyfriend...Jeff says liar! and asks if she would hold hands at the top of the Eiffel Tower? ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says and then what if Megan Fox showed up at the hotel and started clawing at you and you had a catfight?...Natalie says being on BB is enough on it's own...Jeff says you and Megan Fox catfight...rawrrrr...Natalie says she would kick her ass...Jeff says f**k yeah. Kevin says he never watched 90210...Jeff says it was the bomb but he had to secretly watch it because he would get made fun of for watching it (in high school)...Jeff says in college everyone watched it anyways, they talk more about 90210...Jeff says TIffani Amber Thiessen's character was banging everyone in the beginning and he was jealous because he wanted to...he immediately says "naaaa" Jordan says she thinks it would be hard to act a lot younger or older...Jeff says Jordan would be great as someone younger in something like Varsity Blues...Jordan says she would so do that, like the girl who put shaving cream on her boobs...Jeff says "would you do that part Jordan?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff says she so would, liar!...Jordan says she doesn't know, it depends...Jeff says on what?...Natalie says on the money...Jordan agrees on that but says she will feel weird about putting shaving cream "down there" with tons of people around, but not with her boobs (yeah right!) ...they mention Jordan being in other teen type movies. They start wondering about what Julie is going to ask?...Kevin asks what is the coolest thing Jeff's ever acted in?...Jeff says he did these commercials for a cell phone company that are dramatic and very soap opera and they were fun...Kevin asks if he had to get rid of his accent?...Jeff says he can't get rid of it, he went to school for it, he can't, he doesn't want to talk about this shit on tape, he lost a lot of work because of that, he says when he's calm and tries to enunciate each word he can drop some of it...Jeff tries by saying "I'm going to win the upcoming competition" (it sounds like a robot, lol)...Jeff says he would have to go to a speech coach...Kevin says he should get jobs because of his accent...Jeff says maybe, he gets local stuff. Jordan leaves to go take a shower… Chitter chatter in the RR Pt2 12:56-1:15pm Jeff continues to talk about acting, he says classes are fun, it's surprising how much you open up, depends on the teacher, people lose their inhibitions and just go for it which is what you need to do. Jordan comes back without taking her shower, Russell was in there humming a song, taking his time and Jordan is pissed she had to see him in there and deal with him...Jordan sits down on the bed with Jeff...Jordan says now she has to wait until the warm water builds up...Jeff says what if that fu**er stays in there for 2 hours?...Jordan says he probably will...Jordan says he took her mirror to use it to shave his head...Jordan says he's such a little shit LOL...Jeff says she loves when Jordan gets pissed cuz she never gets pissed...Jordan says Russell is such a yo-yo...Jeff smiles...Jordan groans in frustration and Jeff tells her to relax...Jordan says she wishes she could take a bat and smash him, she hates him...Jeff raises his eyebrows in surprise...Natalie says that is how she feels about Michele. Kevin says a comp with life size pinatas would be fun...Jeff says they usually do that with big faces, etc...Jeff says he would love to have cardboard cutouts of themselves, he would love to take one home, it's a bit vain but it would be funny to carry one of those on the plane...Jeff cracks himself up. Jordan starts up with the Russell talk again but Jeff says he's done talking about it, he can do what he wants, he doesn't care...Natalie & Kevin say they play along with Russell but they don't have to worry, J&J have their vote...Jeff says do you have some good stories to tell us later?...Kevin says yeah...Natalie says Russell doesn't like Jordan...Jordan knows that, they start bashing Russell again and Jeff says it doesn't matter, he's not going to shit talk anymore, he doesn't need to defend himself. Jordan says she should tell him to not call her Jordy because she doesn't like it...Jeff says not to say anything...Jordan says she won't...Jeff says who you snapping on?...Jordan says you! Natalie goes on again about how she can't stand Michele...Jeff tells Natalie about the quesadilla he made last night, there is one left over if she wants it, he loves the turkey bacon in it...he wants to f**k it  😳  LOL...Jeff says he puts it in everything, there's nothing in it (fat) so why not, live it up, have sex with it, put it in your quesadilla...as he says this he stretches out his foot towards Jordan and motions for her to crack his toes...Jordan makes a face...Jeff tells her to relax...she starts pulling his toes...Natalie asks don't you love having your toes pulled?...Jeff says not really but Jordan does it lightly...Jeff says pull one, crack one...Jordan says "I'm pulllllin"...Jeff says wait, nice...Jeff smiles at her and she stops for a sec...Jeff says he feels like one needs to be pulled. Jordan looks at Jeff and asks sweetly..."are you going to do your Johnny Depp today?"...Jeff laughs heartily and gets red...Jordan says "do it"...she keeps rubbing his foot while Jeff explains to K&N what the Johnny Depp is...Jordan says you must love him because you tried to walk through the airport like him in Blow...Jeff says that is the character in the movie that he likes but his favorite actor is Johnny Depp...Jordan thinks he is so hot...Jeff says he is so good, Jesus...as Jeff is saying that JD can do anything, Jordan mutters that she would bang him ....Jeff hears this and says "what did you say?"...Jordan says nothing"...Jeff says "I'd bang him? Jordan? What'd your Ma say about potty mouth?" Jordan takes off Jeff's sock and says his toes aren't disgusting...Jeff says he does her feet...Jordan says yeah, her feet are pretty though...Jeff says go ahead and make her joke about the 2nd toe...she doesn't... They start talking about what to have for lunch...Jordan puts Jeff's sock back on and then takes the sock off his other foot LOL and starts rubbing...Jeff gives Jordan a cute smile...she pulls his toes and then puts the sock back on...Jeff says why did you do that?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "cuz"...Jordan says "aww, I love putting on when I used to"...Jeff reads her mind and says "little baby"...Jordan says "babysit and I was babysitting a little baby and I had to put on their socks and their shoes, I loved that...ah, they're so cute"...Jeff fixes his socks and says he hates when people put their shoes on with their socks not pulled up Kevin says he is obsessed with socks...Jeff says he would break up with a chick that did that on a date LMAO Jordan asks why would she be wearing running shoes on a date?...Jeff says maybe it's a running date at the beach. Jeff says he was giving a scenario and it was all fake anyways to get a laugh, it wasn't a true scenario...Natalie says for Jordan to make sure she keep her socks straight or else he is cutting you (hand motion)...Jeff does the hand motion and laughs...Jeff adds the pffffttttt...Jordan says I lost, it hurts...Jeff says Jordan was doing impersations of Jeff last night...Jordan does the pffffftttttt and the hand motion, Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan imitates Kevin...Jeff says Natalie & Kevin have a similar walk...Natalie says Jeff stomps because he's a heel walker LOL Jeff says the HOH slippers make him sick, he didn't even feel like wearing them because of he was sick of seeing others slopping around in them...Kevin thinks Jeff has a feet obsession..they go on about feet...Jordan talks about her best friend with the hammerhead thumb...she talks about how they always make fun of each other but are still best friends...she talks about how her and her best friend were going to be like Romy & Michele...Jeff says he heard that story...Jeff says that she won't be her best friend anymore after she just bashed her on TV...Jordan says no, she'll laugh...Jeff asks her name?...Jordan says she can't say...Natalie says that Jordan got called out the other day when she was talking about her ex-boyfriend...feeds go to control room... They return and they continue talking about food and then Jordan leans forward and Jeff rubs her neck with his foot... Jordan says his toes feel like fingers...more bantering about hands & feet, arms & legs...some weird talk going on... Chitter chatter in the RR Pt3 1:16-1:40pm They start talking about Prison Break...Jordan thinks the guy with the shaved head is hot...it is established it's Wentworth Miller  :) ...feeds cut out...eventually they change subjects...Jordan asks if anyone watches Lost?...Jeff says he rented the first few seasons and then he got lost himself, he's out! LOL They talk about 24...Jeff says he watched the first season...Jordan doesn't know it, she doesn't watch police/action shows...Jeff says he loves Entourage...Jordan liked the Sopranos, she would watch with her dad...Jeff says he would watch it with Vit Tan Don at the Italian restaurant and feel all cool...Jeff would drink wine and Vit would drink a coke (aww) they'd get all Soprano'ed out...Jeff talks about the finale and how it ended, people at the restaurant thought there was a power outage and people were outraged LOL Jeff's favorite character was Pauly (...Walnuts...MINE TOO! ) Jordan says she likes OC, she loved Dawson's Creek...Natalie too...Kevin says he loved Seventh Heaven...Natalie & Jordan go on and on about hot actors & characters on the various shows and movies....feeds cut out in the meantime... They now talk about gossip magazines...Jeff says he scans them if he's on one of those machines at the gym, he looks at the pictures...Jordan says she likes reading about Jessica Simpson...Jeff says he likes looking at pictures of Jessica Simpson ...Jordan loves her...she says aww, Nick Lachey, maybe there's still hope for them and they can make another newlywed show if they get back together, they were awesome...Jeff says they were the first ones to start all the reality shows with couples. LOLOL Jordan describes a scene from their show that sounds exactly like Jeff & Jordan...she says Jessica was so pretty just bumming around in sweats, they are outside drinking wine or beer, well he is and he's kinda mad at her, she looks like she just got out of the shower, she's trying to talk to him and he's really aggravated at her, they're kind of bickering and then they make up and then she says he loves her stinky ass and then he grabs her and pulls her upstairs and you don't see the rest...Jeff & Jordan look at each other and smile :) They talk about Dukes of Hazzard and how that was the start of their demise, she cheated with Johnny Knoxville (alledgedly) and Jeff says she looked smoking hot in that video...they agree...feeds cut out again... More reality show talk continues...Jordan leaves... Jordan asks did I act like a bozo? 7:27-7:29pm Jordan finishes taking her shower after the Smores HOH comp...Jeff is cooking...she walks into the kitchen in her towel and asks Jeff what's up?...Jeff says nothin, he's just making those stuffed pepper thing...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, what's up with you?...Jordan says "nothin...do you think I looked like a bozo?"...Jeff says when?...Jordan continues..."on TV when I was yelling at Russell"...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, but nothing bad, when you went crazy, but what does she mean, it was justifiable, it's not like she wasn't egged on to do it, she doesn't look bad by any means, he yelled too, does he look bad?...Jordan says no, but she got up in his face...Jeff says Jordan got pissed...Jordan says she knows but Julie asked her that and she bets she looked stupid...Jeff says no, Russell looked stupid...Jordan says she was waiting on Russell to bash them...Jeff says he's glad he did not...Jordan says she wasn't going to give him a hug... ...Jordan walks to the SS room to change and Jeff continues cooking. Will you rub me tonight? 7:41-7:43pm Jeff is still cookiing...Jordan is cleaning up and is washing some dishes...she is secretly smiling to herself...she asks Jeff "will you rub me tonight?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "I'm sore"...Jeff asks "will you rub me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "in special places?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "f**k yeah"...Jordan turns around, points to her lower back and says "you can rub me here"...Jeff walks toward her and pinches her butt  😄 Jordan goes back to washing dishes and secretly smiling...so cute 😊 Chillin in the RR on opposite beds 8:55-9:20pm All the HG's except Michele, who is in the DR, are chilling in the RR...Kevin is on his bed, Natalie is putting away her clothes, Jordan is on Jeff's old bed, Jeff is on Natalie's bed...they have just finished talking about the Smores comp. Natalie says her back hurts a lot from the comp...Jeff says they are going to be sore and he points and looks at Jordan...Jordan says "you're rubbing me though right?"...Jeff says for sure, he said he would. Natalie asks if Jeff heard her saying me too, she asks if Jordan heard her. Jordan says yeah, it was funny. Natalie says her "rubber" is gone...Jeff asks your rubber?...Natalie says Jessie is gone, she would just ask him to rub and he would say ok...Jeff says now he needs some rubbers LOL Jordan asks if they have condoms in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Jordan asks if they think people have sex in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Natalie says cameras are off, fo sho...Jordan says really? what if this year they did it differently and they had cameras there without them knowing and stuff was happening?...Natalie says she doesn't think they are allowed to film you without knowing...Jeff says there's people jerking off everywhere in there...Jordan smiles slyly at Jeff  😚 Jeff asks if they think that the jury house was expecting Russell?...they start discussing what the jury house sees on the DVD's the evicted HG brings to them, they say that Jessie & Lydia would have no idea who was coming to the house next...they figure out that all they watch is the comps, the POV, the ceremonies, no DR's, no hanging out stuff. Jeff gets up to get more candy and then walks by Natalie and farts LOL Jordan says Jeff is so gassy in here...Natalie says he didn't start off like that...Jeff says he was faking it, he says Natalie never talked to him in the beginning so she didn't know...Natalie says yeah, she asks Jeff if he was like that?...Jordan says she doesn't think he was, she says Jeff did fart around her, she remembered the first time she farted around Jeff...Jeff asked if she just farted and he said gross and she was kinda embarrassed because he said it was gross, it was in the GR...Jeff said he didn't care :) They start ripping on Michele and talk a little game...Jeff says she is crying a lot...Natalie says it's because she knows they want her gone...Jeff asks Kevin if he wants Michele out?...Kevin is non-committal...they starting ragging on both Russell & Michele...Kevin says he believes one thing Russell said and that is that Michele wants to make it to final 3 with J&J because she knows she can beat them in comps...Kevin says he doesn't believe shit she says... Jeff says sometimes you can tell when Michele is lying, he states an example, he says he wants her to get away from him...Natalie can't stand the girl...Jeff says she was totally with Russell, he asked her 3 times why she cried over Russell and no answer...Jordan says Michele lied to her saying that she was going to use the veto to put Russell up...Jeff & Jordan vent to K&N about Michele how they couldn't take it anymore, her lies, her associating with Russell...Kevin didn't believe anything Russell said...Jeff too. Kevin brings up the fact that Russell was throwing J&J under the bus by saying they use the word fa***t and gay...Jeff says he hasn't said that since the beginning...Jordan says she has been working on it...Jeff finally spills the beans about Russell using derogatory comments towards Kevin after the chicken comp...Jordan says she knew Jeff wouldn't say it but she was going to tell Kevin about it during the whole Russell drama...Jeff says he might as well tell it now since Russell was throwing stones...Kevin says he knows Russell was trying to connect with him by using the gay card, that is not what he's all about. Jordan can't believe Russell was up there (during live show) and was trying to be all good...Jeff says that he was a character that he was playing, it wasn't him /sarcasm Jordan says omg, I look stupid...Jeff says no you don't, it was a ploy because he put on a suit and everything...Jordan thought he was going to rip on them...Jeff did too...Jeff says they didn't ask him one question about Russell up in the HOH. They talk about who in the house has won HOH, everyone but Natalie...Kevin thanks production for making the comp fair...they talk about the Smores comp again...Jeff says his favorite thing is when people bite it, it makes him laugh...Natalie reiterates that she hates Michele and she had a speech ready for her if she had won...Jeff asks Natalie what happened to her in that comp LOL ...Jeff says she just quit. Jeff leaves the room to go to the bathroom, singing "I can't fight this feeling..." 😊 Super cuddly in the RR Pt1 9:26-9:30pm Jeff has just finished eating a Smore and comes back to the RR, takes off his shoes, slaps Jordan's butt and gets in the bed with her...well actually lays on top of her Jordan says he is smushing her so Jeff gets off of her...Jordan says she likes this, it's like old times...they wonder about what is going to happen to the SS room...Jeff says he is going to sleep in there. Jeff asks Jordan if he told her about him making a smore?...she says yes...Jeff spots a bunch of towels on top of a lamp and says "did I tell you about my friend's house that burned down because he left a towel on a lamp?" He says he's just joking but he gets up and takes the towels off, as he gets back in bed, he pinches Jordan's butt... He laughs and looks at Kevin... ...and then hugs Jordan and goes in for a neck kiss, he looks up, takes the hair out of his mouth LOL and goes in for the neckage again… Kevin asks if they are cuddling right next to him...Jeff starts massaging her lower back and Jordan is liking it, she says "ahh, up, up, ahh, right there"...Jeff says "oh yeah baby"... they laugh...Jeff keeps rubbing for a bit, then presses hard on her back and stops, he puts his arm around Jordan, she fixes the sheet... Jeff asks Natalie if she made a smores cuz they're so good?...Jordan says he has the fixings for it...Natalie has never made smores...Jeff says "ever in your life? it's over, we're having one"...Kevin asks if she's never gone to a bonfire?...Natalie has only roasted marshmallows.... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt2 9:30-9:46pm J&J tell Natalie smores are so good and how to make them...Jordan says if they had a stick from the woods or if you were out in the woods and you built a fire...Jeff smiles and looks at Kevin...Jordan says "shut up Jeff"...she continues saying ""or if you're at someone's house and you just get something and put it over the fire...Jeff giggles..."it's so much fun...cuz it just melts and it's got that burnt taste"...Jeff says he burns his marshmallows, some people sit there for over an hour and try to get it perfect, he doesn't play that game, he just gets it done with, he says he kind of likes it too. Jeff says the spread got puffy in the microwave, it's ingenious...Natalie says it goes perfect with today's competition...Jordan says when the stuff was coming down she wanted to drink it...Jeff says it smelled so good...Jeff calls out Natalie on always wanting an edge (in the comps) and he says she quit. Jordan says she was trying to look at Jeff and say it's over, I lost...Jeff says it was over after the first 5 mins,they know...Jeff says he didn't want Jordan to quit...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says he didn't want her too...Jeff tells Kevin he didn't even look winded, they wonder how long the comp was and how long the live show was, it seemed really short but it's an hour...they talk about the live show again...Jordan says she was expecting the question about Jeff but was expecting talk about tangerines and nectarines and peaches but she didn't want Julie to ask her about that. Jordan admits she was trying to throw stones at Russell by saying the thing about cookie dough and how you never say that to a girl...they expected Russell to go out swinging but Natalie says he wanted to go out with class...Jordan was like seriously? when Russell gave them all hugs...they had both wanted to stab each other...Kevin says America sees through Russell...Jordan says she hopes Julie doesn't think she is crazy. Jeff talks about the live show and says Jordan was searching for a word felt like for an hour, he says really it was only 2 seconds...Jordan says she was flustered...Jeff says she was uhh, errr, uhhh and how she better spit something out and then she said "Jeff, what do you think?"...and then he did the same...Jordan said she asked Jeff for help...Jeff says Jordan got back to back questions...Jordan says she gets more nervous because it's live...Jeff says his answers upstairs were terrible, the questions were about Jordan, he was asked why he went after Russell, he explained to Julie why and then the 2nd question was what's with you and Jordan? seems like you're getting a little frustrated these days... Jeff says yeah, he's coming to a boiling point and he's on edge with everything and he sometimes takes it out on Jordan and he needs to work on it, it's one of his downfalls, he's just trying to make Jordan the best Jordan she can be...Jordan laughs and Kevin says Oh, God...Jeff says what do you mean oh God? that's a good answer...Kevin says isn't that the army LOL Jeff says it's because Jordan doesn't listen, it frustrates the hell out of him, he goes on to say how he was telling Jordan there was a hole in her cup before the comp started and she didn't listen...Jeff says to Jordan "what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "he was yelling at me"...Jeff says he wasn't yelling, he was telling her 3 times about the cup...Jordan says that Jeff yelled pay attention!...Jeff says "but what were you thinking about?"...Jordan says the competition and everything. They talk about Michele and how she is sad...Natalie calls Michele a dumbass for thinking that Jeff would vote for anyone but Jordan (yep!) ...Jordan says why is Michele sad about being put up, she is going to be too, she tells Kevin to give her a good speech...Jeff says if Kevin says Jordan is Gucci than she won't even care about being sent home Kevin asks if she should rip into Michele during the nominations?...Jeff says probably not, he might regret it later...Jeff admits he told the DR that he was super pissed about biting his tongue with Russell because that isn't who he is, he's usually takes the lower road and is the little kid and fights and it was bothering him but now that's it's all said and done, he is happy about it, he's the bigger person for it and he looks better. Kevin says he has to stop talking about Jeff...Jordan asks what about?...Kevin is talking about him too much because of his boyf...Jordan asks if his boyf will get mad?...Kevin doesn't want his words misconstrued...Jordan says she loves what Kevin said about the gardening...Jeff says if you make it funny then it's ok...Kevin says he wanted to throw in the thing about Jeff knowing how to handle a hose :...Jeff laughs and feeds cut out... When they return Jeff has his leg draped over Jordan and he is playfully patting her face...Jordan holds his hand and places his arm over her chest. Jeff wonders how they slept in this bed, they were spoiled with HOH...Jordan says she likes being down there now...Jeff says it's back to reality...Jordan turns back to spooning position...Jeff says Kevin will see how spoiled you get up there, sleeping is better, your bathroom is better, whenever you want to get away you just go up there to get away. They talk about how Russell was asking for votes up until the live show....Jordan says he did the same thing with her and Chima...they talk more game  and Russell...Natalie says Michele won't have the balls to ask her for a vote next week...J&J disagree and say she will go up to the HOH a lot to talk and get on your good side...Jeff says whenever Michele tells you something and looks up and over to the side...it's a lie...Jeff gets up and leaves the room... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt3 9:46-10:09pm Jeff returns and gets back in bed with Jordan...Jordan is talking about what is behind the walls, she imagines it being like there is a little railroad (for the cameras) and Jeff says he thinks there is...they wonder where the stairs to the HOH are?...Jeff thinks they are metal, they hear sounds and someone that has heels. They start talking about Kevin & his boyf and if they are mentally picturing him correctly...Kevin describes him...Jordan asks where he met him at?...Kevins says they met at Banana Republic...Jeff says he was a customer?...Kevin says he didn't tell people he's a Jehovah's witness...Natalie questions whether he lied to her or not (karma Natalie, karma)...Kevin says he doesn't want to talk about how he met him... Jeff puts his hand under Jordan and she snuggles into it/him...Kevin just hopes his parents are there (pics in the HOH)...they talk about how Kevin's HOH is going to be...Jeff says that the best reaction was when Jordan read her letter and Kevin jumped up and put his hands together, he giggles...Jordan explains why she gets emotional when the DR mention her family, they all say that they are positive in the DR when talking about the HOH's...they talk about how awkward it is when they want to leave the room but don't want to seem disrespectful...they say that Lydia was the only person that didn't go up to see an HOH room...Jeff says Jordan('s)  😕 and then says mmm and squeezes her under the cover... They discuss the changes in the house from year's past and then Kevin mentions how Jen BB9 used the treadmill indoors...Jordan asks if Jen was the girl that did the interviews?...she asks what she was like during her season?....Natalie says she is just like Laura, vain as hell, but worse...she cried about her pic on the memory wall...Jeff says that is hilarious...Jordan says her and her mom were watching TV and flipping through the channels, they stopped it and watched BB, they laughed about the girl who was crying at her picture...Jordan says it's weird she interviewed them... Natalie says she was really vain, way worse than Laura, they edited her as always looking in the mirror, she had shirts with her name on them...Jeff says that was the worst, shirts with 6 different names on them...like Jenious, Jenuine, etc. They talk about having interviews with Jen & Ross...Jordan says she thought Diane was really pretty...Natalie said she had to be to have Drew...Kevin says to calm down with the Drew love. Jordan says she seemed tall & thin (she's not lol)...Jeff says she was tiny...Jordan seems confused by what she's saying haha...Jeff says she's short...Kevin says people are going to think Natalie is tall...Jeff says what? did you see her in that bomber outfit? she looked like a smurf LOL!  and then he does a hilarious imitation of Natalie hosting the pig comp...they all have a good chuckle over that...Jordan loved when Jeff would say "Jessieeee" imitating Natalie...Kevin is called to the DR. They talk about possible upcoming twists...they want clothes...Jeff says they could use whatever they give him...they talk about going on a private jet to NY and being on the show The Power of 10, then talk about how Dan went to the beach and could take a guest...Jordan tells Natalie about her goodbye message to Lydia while behind her Jeff has closed his eyes and is getting sleepy... Michele comes in the room, they talk about it already being 10...when Kevin comes out of the DR, they will do the HOH reveal...Jordan's neck is starting to hurt so she turns into Jeff and says "armpit"...Jeff says "get in there"🤓 Natalie smiles at them. Jordan puts her arm around Jeff, Jeff looks down at her and says "Johrrdan, I'm bohrred" (Peyton voice) ...Jordan makes him repeat it until he gets it right...Jeff chuckles and says "I love it" Jeff asks if Jordan wants to drink that wine?...Jordan says it might help her sleep...Jeff says he could get crunk...Jordan pops up and says if they've said anything about how Jordan is trying to make Jeff cooler...Jordan tells the story about in her senior year being on a baseball team called Legally Crunk, they had shirts with that on the front and Gooch #1 was Jordan and her friend was #2, crunk was when she was in high school, she needs to update him on words...Natalie says she says crunk...Jeff says everyone does, Jordan is just pretending like she's the coolest and making him look like an idiot LOL Jordan says she is not and they're not stones...Jeff says Jordan was adamant about crunk in the beginning but now it's faded away Kevin comes out of the DR and calls them to go see his HOH. Flirting in the living room 10:39-10:53pm Jeff & Jordan are bored....they decide to go sit in the LR and talk since no one ever does...Jeff lays down on one couch and Jordan sits down on the other. Jeff asks if she ever drinks something and it goes down the wrong pipe and you can't breathe for a second?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says guess what? it just happened LOL Jeff says he likes the couch because you can put your feet up on it, it's perfect for watching tv, he says to imagine having a remote right now and putting in a movie...Jordan loves it...Jeff says it would be awesome to have movie night and then zone out and fall asleep...Jeff smiles at Jordan, she makes a funny noise and Jeff says what was that? Jordan says Jeff looks like he's posing right now...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says for something, he just needs to pull his pants down a little bit, he can do his Hanes...Jeff asks what he's posing for, Blockbuster video?...he pretends to be using the remote :) Jordan says "you looked cute today" ...Jeff says "I did?"...Jordan mmm, hmmm's...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says "in your black"...Jeff says "I appreash"...Jordan says "you're welcome" and Jeff gives her the most beautiful smile... Jordan says what?...Jeff says nuthin'...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "we gawne" :( ...Jordan frowns, tsk's and laughs...they get quiet. Jeff then says that he was thinking about Ronno for some reason...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't know...they get quiet again but are making signals to each other about the others (Michele in particular) ...Jeff whispers something about "she's crazy". Jeff then yells out NO! in Jordan style...he asks her to do her NO!...Jordan does it but Jeff says no (it isn't right)...Jordan says for Jeff to say something...Jeff says let me grab your boobs...Jordan says No! but Jeff doesn't think it's right yet but closer...Jordan says it can't be on the spot, it  has to be in the moment...Jeff says like if I'm grabbing something?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff laughs. Jordan says there's a lot more boob to grab, like a lot, like a lot more, when she grabs and squeezes them she realizes she has a lot more to grab...Jeff says she has a pocketful of boobs...Jordan says she knows, she does..Jeff says she has a bag of boobs...Michele walks by to go to the SR and Jeff says when Michele eats candy she goes crazy, he says he was thinking about Ronnie because of the way Michele chews her food...Jeff imitates her chomping...they both say Ronnie would chew like that...Jeff says "what's up Ronno?"...Jeff imitates Ronnie, how he loves the backdoor plan and how he told Jeff he was going up. Jordan says "Jeffrey"...she asks Jeff if there is a name his mom would call him when she would get really mad at him?...Jeff says Jeffrey Edward, my ma would say if she was getting really pissed...Jordan says her mom would say "Jordan Halie" or she would say Jor-DAN, she would get real mad and scrunch her teeth. Jeff asks if her mom has a country accent like Jordan?...Jordan doesn't think her mom does, doesn't think she does...Jeff says because everyone there talks like you?...Jordan says her mom has a soft voice...Jeff says "do you think you have an accent?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says she thought when she came to LA that people just thought that because everybody is from different places...Jeff laughs and says "is that what an accent is?"...Jordan smiles... and says "Jeff"...they both laugh...Jeff says "I thought people had different places because they were different parts of the world" and laughs...Jordan says people in Charlotte don't say anything to me about it and because you're from Chicago, Chicago people talk different...Jeff says that is what he's saying, she doesn't notice cuz you...I got it...now let's talk about those light fixtures... Jordan says Jeff is getting aggravated, so aggravated...Jeff keeps going and says poking fun at Jordan "I didn't think that accents came from different parts of the world"...Jordan says "shut up". Natalie walks by and then Jordan says to Jeff "you know?" Jeff just looks at Jordan. ♥ Jordan then continues by saying that she can't believe it's her voice when she hears it on a message...Jordan says her mom never answers her cell phone and she gets so mad...Jeff says "hey Vit Tan Don"...Jordan tries to say Vit Tan Don and sounds terrible! 😛 Jeff laughs...Jordan asks if that is his real name or a name he made up?...Jeff says nah, it's a long story and he proceeds to tell it, his name is Vito Anthony so his ma yells Vit Antone!  like Vit Antonio, like Vit Antone...Jordan says something about a Villa Antonio and Jeff says don't get confused, that's all, he doesn't even want to tell the story now, it's over. LOL Jordan says she lost. Jeff says they need to dust, they don't even clean, remember the first week or two or three they would vacuum, now they do shit, they're so lazy, they're acting like spoiled little bitches...Jordan says she's going to sleep good tonight...Jeff says why?...Jordan says that Jeff didn't compete, she says she is sore and points out where and says she needs Jeff to rub there...Jeff says where? Smiles  Jordan says here...Jeff says where else? Jordan says all over...Jeff rawrr's...Jordan says to get prepared...Jeff cracks himself up. Jeff admits the HOH bedroom is better because the bathroom is right there, etc...Jeff says it hurts, we lost, back to normal. Feeds cut in and out...Jordan says she is going to go lay down and heads to the RR. Being jealous/Jeff’s getting sleepy 11-11:28pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are laying down in the RR in their separate beds...they start talking about what the jury house is like...Jordan says she would hate to be there first because you would be all alone for a week, but then what if second person is someone that you can't talk with, then it would be doubly boring...Jeff says what if you were super bored and the next person that comes in is someone you could bang? LOL Natalie says kinda like Jessie & Lydia?...Jeff says that would be kinda cool...Jordan says she's sure they had fun but she wishes she would open her eyes because Jessie was confessing his love to Natalie...Natalie says she's dumb, she knows this...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's obvious he liked Natalie, when they played the "who has a crush" game in the BY, he raised his hand and it was Natalie he meant. Natalie says Jessie would get frustrated because she would talk about her bf and he would get mad...Jeff laughs...Jordan says really? omg, I bet your bf hates him...Jordan says if her bf was on a show and some girl kept coming around him, she would be yelling at the TV "don't get near him!" and if she was telling him how she felt, she would be so jealous...Jeff says "so jelly?"...Jordan says yeah, very jelly. Jordan asks Natalie "wouldn't you? If your bf was the other way?...Natalie says of course...Jeff says "I'd be so jelly"...Jordan says "I would, I would get very jealous"...Jordan says she used to never get jealous, she thinks it depends though on the circumstances, sometimes she thinks some people she has dated have tried to make her jealous on purpose, she asks Natalie if her bf ever did that?...Natalie says probably yeah.. They start talking about tomorrow's comp and what it might be...Jeff says what if it's a fishing trip?...Natalie says what if it's a trip to another show?...Jordan says what if they all got to go to the Price is Right?...they talk about former show's luxury trips and former seasons, about finale night and how they fit in so many seats out there...Jeff thinks it's cool that there are people out there waiting for you...Jordan wonders where you drop your bag, etc when evicted...Jeff jokingly says to Jordan..."you will see when you leave" and he smiles at her...she doesn't respond...Jeff keeps looking at her and smiling...Natalie says that was a stone...Jeff says it took her a minute to get that, it bounced off her head and just laid there LOL Things are quiet until Jordan says she's in the mood to watch a movie like Top Gun or Jerry Macguire, something like that...Jeff says he would watch Jerry Macguire right now for sure...they both love that movie...Jordan starts saying that she loves when Jerry (Tom Cruise) tells her (Reneé Zellweiger) how he feels about her but the feeds cut out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0 AWWW  🥰 The feeds return with them talking about Russell and how he tried to be a villain...Jeff says he wasn't, he was a douchebag...Jeff leaves saying he's going to put his glasses on because he's getting tired...Jordan & Natalie chit chat about their nails, about both of them not having won anything yet (prizes)...they talk game...Natalie hopes Kevin sticks to the plan and Jordan has a feeling she's going home this week...Natalie says no...Jordan knows Kevin is putting her and Michele up...Natalie agrees. (liar!) Jordan realizes if Michele wins veto, her and/or Jeff are screwed 😟 Jeff comes back, once again says he's tired... They talk about DR's and Jeff says if he can do his tomorrow...Natalie is surprised at Kevin's bf...Jordan says he's fine...Jeff imitates Jordan saying he's fine...Jordan looks at him and 🙄...Jeff says "did you roll your eyes right now?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff looks at her... Jordan farts and describes the fart...Jeff says it's probably all rotten under that blanket, for her to get under there...Jordan says she has a headache, after the comp she felt greasy...Jeff says easy, breezy, beautiful Cover girl? :🤪 Jeff says it looked like in the HOH comp they all quit or was that just because Kevin was so far ahead?...Jordan says there was no way she was going to catch up...Jeff says Kevin was so focused...Jeff says they were all sliding, they should have run...Jordan says it was so hard...Natalie & Jordan agree they both sucked...Natalie says Russell would have done good, it would have been btw him & Kevin for HOH...Jeff says so that was endurance huh? They start talking about the various rooms and how happy they are the HN room is closed...they say that no one ever went in there to scheme or do anything...Michele says she went in there to meditate...Jeff says he went in there to masturbate and immediately looks at Jordan LOL Jeff then says you can't do anything in here, forget it, he's not getting a youtube of him jerking off...Kevin finally comes out of the DR. Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt1 11:28-11:48pm Kevin comes out of the DR and Jeff who has been laying on his bed, immediately gets up and joins Jordan in her bed...Jeff lays down with his head on Jordan's butt...she asks him if he wants a pillow, he says no, he's got her butt, her booty...Natalie says if he has enough cushion and Jordan says "for the pushin"...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says there's no "pushin" going on here. Natalie gets called to the DR...Jordan keeps playing with his hair and Jeff says it feels so good, he's so relaxed... Jeff thinks they are having a luxury competition tomorrow...Kevin doesn't...they start thinking of what kind of comps they might have...Jeff says he wants to get on a private jet and on the way back go fishing...they want to go on Price is Right...Jeff says how about a soap opera?...Kevin says that would be for Jeff...Jordan says it wouldn't be for her. Michele says it would be cool to meet Drew Carey...Jordan says Price is Right, please, she needs to win...a car, some money...Jeff says a Winnebago and a kitchen set LOL! Kevin says they need to cross promote something new...Jordan says she would want to go on Deal or No Deal, Jeff too...she says the show gives her anxiety, she sometimes has to turn the channel, they talk about Howie Mandel & Bobby's World...Jeff likes him. Feeds cut out & return with Jeff scooting up to get more comfy (between her legs now on a pillow). Kevin says that he thought Jeff was going to give Jordan a massage (since it's Jordan that's rubbing Jeff's head)...Jordan says he is later on...Jeff says he always does...they don't see behind the scenes.:) Jordan starts massaging Jeff's face, he says he has never gotten anything cool like a massage or a facial...Kevin asks if he has any weird bumps on his head, she says no, she can't feel anything...Jordan says she could pluck Jeff's eyebrows right now but Jeff says he just did them. Jordan asks if she sees a blackhead on Jeff can she pop it?...Jeff says no because then it will make a zit...Jordan says she inspects her mom's face for blackheads...Jordan says "Jeff, you don't really have any wrinkles"...Jeff says he uses lotion a lot because he doesn't like being dry and asks if being moisturized will help?...they say yes...Jordan continues to play with his face, massaging it...Jeff asks if this is what they do in a facial?...Jordan shows him what a facial is like...Jeff mmm's and asks if she falls asleep?...Jordan says yeah, almost and they have waterfall music playing and then they massage your shoulders (she demonstrates)...Jeff says that sounds awesome, do guys get them?...Jordan doesn't know but he could...Jeff doesn't think so, it's fancypants...they laugh about how he said fancypants, it sounding like candycane from the movie Joyride with Steve Zahn. Kevin & Michele have left the RR...Jordan bends down and whispers in Jeff's ear what Natalie said about Kevin sticking to the plan, they are after Michele but Jordan is worried that he will put her and Michele up and backdoor Jeff...Jeff has the same feeling...Jordan says they got rid of Russell and now Jeff is the strongest player left so why would he keep Jeff if he can get rid of another strong player. Jordan whispers that if she is put up on the block and she wins veto that she won't take herself off because they'll replace Jeff and she knows he will be voted out, if it's her and Michele she will stay...Jordan promises him...Jeff says he appreashes...Jeff says Kevin said Jeff wouldn't be going up in no way, shape or form. Jordan continues playing with Jeff's hair, she tells him that she doesn't like the way she feels in there anymore...Jeff says what do you mean?...Jordan says with her emotions and everything, she doesn't like the way...she can't explain it well...she feels stupid even saying it...she feels like she is drained and sad, she doesn't like that feeling, it's like an anxious, nervous but sad feeling...Jeff says he knows what she means...Jordan says she worries all the time, it's not a good feeling, leaving or staying... Jeff asks where Michele is, making her move already?...Jordan whispers to Jeff that if Kevin sends Michele home, it's looking good for them...Jordan says Russell was filling people's heads with stuff. Jordan asks if she & Jeff will still be BFF when they get out of there?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan swears that if she wins she will get him the Bears season's tickets...Jeff says he will get her the earrings. Jordan says thanks, appreash. :) Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt2 11:48-11:58pm Jordan says she started a cornrow in Jeff's hair, she'll put him in braids and make him all gangsta...Jeff says hell yeah, that would be awesome...Jordan says "so what's new Jeff?"...Jeff says nothin, no new stories this week...Jordan says yeah, they have their bickering story...Jeff says they have to stop bickering...Jordan says she knows, he's the one that gets frustrated with her...Jeff says he does but Jordan has to laugh it off...Jordan says he gets frustrated with her and then she gets scared, kind of like she needs to stay away from him...Jeff says no...Jordan says you don't think that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says that is how she gets when he is all mad and stuff. Jordan puts on Jeff's glasses... Jeff says it's so relaxi taxi...for her to keep playing with his hair. Jordan in a cute voice says Relaxi Taxi. :) Jordan says Jeff really is blind...Jeff says blond?...Jordan say blind...Jordan can't get the braids to work, she says Jeff can't fall asleep because he has to rub her next. (good luck with that Jordan, lol!) Jeff says he might raincheck it...Jordan says no, she's been good, she's been rubbing him almost every night...Jeff says he rubs her arm, other than that one night when he was fired up (and she rubbed a lot), it's pretty equal. Jordan says she's been doing more than 90/10 maybe now it's like 70/40. 😛 Jeff mmm, hmm's, he says except it doesn't work like that, it has to be 60/40 because he has to fit it into 100...Jordan says that is what she meant Jeff...Jeff says he knows Jordan. Jeff says to make the cornrows with the little rubber bands, he gets up to get some more and he says he's so tired, what's up? he feels like he took a sleeping pill...Jordan whispers that Michele is probably up there telling Kevin stuff, she is worried about this week...Jeff says him too, it's a big week, he says one of them has to win the veto.🙁 Jordan says she feels like he was disappointed in her today...he says no, he just felt like if they had to win this or go home, that wasn't the attitude that was out there and he was just worried about his chances...Jordan says when Natalie said what she said it made her think...Jeff says he already thought about it too...Jeff thinks he can talk to Kevin reminding him that he took him off the block with the veto...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to him before noms. Jordan says if Jeff left she would die and if she left she would cry, she'd be stuck with those crazy people...Jordan goes over the possible scenarios and she says her and Jeff have come this far, she would hate something messing up, she says she would want to cry if Jeff left. 😢She says she would be in the worst mood for the whole time...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks Jeff who he wanted to win more, Michele or Kevin?...Jeff says Michele...she says maybe Michele is up there striking a deal with Kevin...feeds cut out...

August 29 Moments before the Alien POV 12-12:03am Just before midnight Jeff & Jordan left the SS room thinking BB had called them to get ready for the POV comp but it was actually Kevin playing a trick on them...they're all in the kitchen except for Michele who is in the bathroom...Natalie is cracking up laughing that Jeff actually believed it...Jeff is jumping up and down saying he's ready, let's do this!...Kevin says he's sorry but they did it because he's all paranoid and they thought it would be funny...Kevin is cracking up too, he says it was Natalie's idea. Jeff says he's stretched and ready to go...they head back to the RR, SS room area...Kevin keeps laughing saying that Jeff said to him "come here you little shit"  :tongue: Jeff says he was rarin' to go, he was already standing and had his shoes on. Kevin & Natalie are changing clothes and Jeff says he thinks that they are going to be given clothes, he thinks it won't be cold outside, it was 100 degrees earlier...Jordan says you never know, it might be cold out...Jeff says ya, he will get a sweater, it's best to be prepared...Jeff says that his Ma says that, "you can always take it off" They talk about how maybe they can help each other during the comp, Natalie says of course, she's on their team until the end 🙄 Jeff loses the POV - he knows he gawn 3:05-3:22am I have been dreading doing this series of flashbacks  😭 I haven't watched the entire thing since it happened back on that dreadful day... Just after the 3:05am mark the feeds return from Trivia...the comp is over, Jeff is in the SS room pacing, he goes to the kitchen, gets a wine glass and a bottle opener and heads back to the SS room...he opens the wine bottle he had stashed in his drawer, sighs and pours himself a huge glass of wine...he puts on his hoody and sits down on the stairs, puts his head in his hand and then drinks... He puts his wine down and thinks... He drinks again and thinks again. He whispers to himself "f**k" and then something inaudible...he gets pensive again...Jeff takes another sip of wine and says "fu**in'" something inaudible again, he keeps looking down and is in shock, it's hitting him that he is most likely going home, he is probably going over the comp in his mind wondering what went wrong...he keeps drinking and looking down... Jeff holds onto his St. Anthony necklace, then leans back and says "omg, are you fu**ing kidding me right now?" ...he keeps drinking and looking down...he gets up and says "fu**ing bitch, f**k don't do this to me"...he gets something out of his drawer and puts it in his pocket and then sits back down, swirls his wine, drinks and keeps looking down...he takes another sip and does this for a minute... He then stamps his feet and says "oh my goodness", he finishes his glass of wine...he is still pensive and breathing heavily...he sighs and puts his face in his hands again... He pours himself more wine and drinks...he gets called to the DR… Jeff is upset/Jordan is sorry 3:34-3:49am Jeff goes into the SS room after leaving the DR...Jordan, who has been sitting in the RR with Natalie, follows him in there telling Natalie she has to go talk to Jeff. Jordan says "hey" Jeff says "what's up?" Jordan says "I'm sorry" Jeff says "it sucks" Jordan whispers something inaudible... Jordan sits on their bed and says "I'm really sorry"...Jeff says "me too" and keeps drinking his wine, he sighs...Jordan says she didn't think Michele had got it...Jeff says he did...Jordan says Natalie almost had it...Jeff says yeah, she was a minute behind  🤨 what are you talking about? Natalie beat him by 6 seconds...Jeff fills his glass again. Jeff bitterly says "final four (referring to Jordan) you want some wine?" Jordan says "I know you're mad" Jordan leaves and sits in the RR with Natalie who of course goes right back to the game talk 🤨 ...Jordan says she feels so bad because Jeff has to go to the jury house and Russell will be all over him...Natalie thinks it will be ok, it's just a game...Jordan asks Natalie why Kevin didn't keep his word? ...Natalie starts to explain why...Jordan says they wanted to bring Natalie with them...Jordan says this sucks...Jordan says she wants to campaign for them to keep Jeff because she will be gone anyways...Natalie asks Jordan why she is saying that?...Jordan makes her argument for Jeff staying...Natalie says she's with Jordan, she thinks it's silly of her to say that. Jordan says she feels bad because she pushed to get Russell out and keep Kevin & Natalie and then Jeff was rooting for Kevin to win the HOH and Jordan didn't really care (about winning) and now Kevin did this to Jeff and now "psycho" stays. Jordan once again says she wants Jeff to stay...Natalie & Jeff could make it to the final 2, she has a better chance with him...Natalie says she doesn't want Jordan to give up this opportunity...Jordan says she won't win anything, she feels bad because Jeff got out Jessie & Russell, he took out all the big competitors, if it wasn't for Jeff she wouldn't have made it this far...they talk a bit more game and then Jordan says she doesn't know, she has to talk to Jeff about it. Jordan says she feels awful. 🤕 They talk a bit more about the comp and the game and then Jordan leaves to talk to Jeff... Jordan is the sweetest person Jeff’s ever met 3:49-4:06am Jordan joins Jeff in the SS room again...she says hmm...Jeff says what?...Jordan says are you ok?...Jordan sits down by Jeff on the rafts and says "ok listen, umm, I think I'm going to tell everybody to vote me out, keep you"...Jeff tells Jordan to shut up...Jordan says she can't win any of these and he's a better competitor...Jeff says "Jordan, that's not the game...go with Michele and go as far as you can"...Jeff says no one is going to vote her out so go with Michele and get as far as you can, if she can sneak into the finals, she's going to win, so at least do that, do something. Jeff goes over what Jordan needs to do, make a deal with Natalie, Kevin is going out next week, go over the HOH's and POV's, study those, her and Natalie do the numbers he taught her then you and Natalie get Michele out and you will be final 2...Jordan says if Jeff is there...Jeff interrupts her saying that it's over, he had his chance, he lost...Jeff says no one will get Jordan out, they won't care about getting her out, they will get Kevin & Michele out, sneak into the finals, study her shit and win a big one, that's all she needs, she just needs to win one...(his thoughts were right on point!) I cried watching this when it happened, watch on Cam 4 to see a close up of Jordan's face, she looks so precious looking at Jeff give her advice... Jeff says no one will get Jordan out...Jeff goes over what should happen, sneak into the final 3, study her shit every day with Natalie, go over the numbers they went over and do it every day with her and...get your mom a house :) cuz if you get to the finals you might just win (eerie how this exact thing happened) Jordan feels bad if Jeff has to go to the jury house...Jeff says wtf is he gonna do? he got all these fu**ing assholes out of the house for all these fu**ing assholes to stay and win, he's so pissed, he had to put him that mofo, whatever, he's not going to bitch, he lost, it hurts, move on. They talk about what went wrong with the Alien comp and where they got stuck...Jeff says it wasn't his game, it sucks he went out like that...Jeff says Jordan better win, he will kill her if she doesn't win, stay strong and win, they will go over the numbers, they don't deserve to win, he goes over yet again what she needs to do to make it to final 2, he says it's pretty simple to know what's going on in there. Jeff feels like he's dreaming...Jordan says she feels like it's her fault...Jeff says he never depended on her, it's not her fault at all...Jordan says she could have gotten Kevin out, she explains why Kevin didn't keep his word...Jeff says that Kevin isn't sad he's gone but what's sad is Kevin is gone the next week...Jeff tells her what Jordan needs to do, it's not hard but she needs to use her mind for 2 seconds, use her head and she could win the money, win a half a million dollars if she thinks for 2 seconds...Jeff says no one is gunning for her, he already told her what she has to do, just do it. Jordan gets up to get her blanket...she returns...she starts saying that she thought Jeff had won the comp because he seemed to come back into the house quicker...Jeff says he knew he lost, he was climbing the walls in here, he knew Michele would win because she stares at the wall every day, she has a mind for that. Jordan looks absolutely gorgeous here looking at Jeff, her sadness for Jeff is evident along with how much she cares for him... Jordan says Natalie was telling her about how the POV holder is what matters next week...Jeff says good luck, he doesn't even know what she's saying right now...Jeff says that he has to sit in the fu**ing house for the next 2, 3 weeks...Jeff says he doesn't even want to be there, he just wants to leave, obviously he's not gonna... Jeff says to be honest he was already counting that money, he thought he was ahead, that was his problem, he was getting cozy upstairs, he was counting the money and he lost, that's exactly what happened...he thought he had all the angles worked out... Jordan says that if Jeff stays over her, he will win... Jeff says "Jordan, these people want to win too, it's not like...I appreciate the gesture, you're the sweetest person I've ever met but these people want to win too...if I win they have less of a chance, they're not gonna keep me here, I appreciate the gesture but to be honest with you, you have a chance...because you're not the fu**ing target" Jeff says he would like to see one of them put Jessie up, put Russell up, sure, not even for a million they wouldn't do it...Jordan says Russell was coming after him anyways...Jeff says he only has one person to blame and that's himself, he didn't win and that's all, it's nobody else's fault but mine, his choices were right, his decisions were right, he lost today...Jordan says she tried but she got stuck on two...Jeff says it wasn't her game to win, it was his, he got got, it was a good game move by Kevin, he would have done the same...ultimately Kevin will be gone next week, he gawn. Jeff says Michele got exactly what she wanted, not HOH this week and won the POV which is what he wanted, he got caught sleeping, it wasn't what he expected at all, he got caught looking at the final 2, exactly what he didn't want to do...f**k! Jeff knew it - bad vibes 4:07-4:17am Jeff says they could re-do that comp 10 times and Michele would beat him every time...it hurts...it wasn't his game, it wasn't meant to be, hopefully this game will bring him something on the outside...Jordan says it definitely will...Jeff says he hopes...Jordan says she thinks America loves Jeff. Jeff says he has to keep faith alive... Jeff says "aw man, that money was spent, I don't even have a penny left, f**k! greedy mofo...told you all that bad fu**ing karma today, I knew it! I fu**ing knew it before he competition, I swear to God I did...all those fu**ing bad vibes with the greedy shit, those fu**ing stories you were telling me...it's not your fault at all...it's just when I get like a bad, fu**ing vibe creepy feeling, I know I lost...I wasn't picturing myself like I do in that winner chair...I kept putting it into my head that I was the winner but I wasn't feeling right...when I was locked in here I was like a fu**ing animal climbing around, I was like f**k! I lost, God, I knew it, I knew it...I got beat, it's tough to fu**ing swallow" Jordan says this sucks...Jeff says after all the work he did, to be honest he wouldn't have made it this far if it wasn't for America giving him that power so it doesn't matter...Jeff says the sun will come up tomorrow and he has to swallow this fu**ing pill, it's not going down, he's telling Jordan that. Jeff swears again and says this was the week...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to rub his back?...Jeff says no, he wants to go outside and have a cigarette...Jordan asks if he wants her to let him be?...Jeff says no, it doesn't matter, she can do whatever she wants. Jeff says they are getting some sweet shit next week, the final 4 is a big deal...whatever, he's going to Hawaii, f**k y'all...he looks at Jordan...he says he's just joking...Jeff says why couldn't it have been a stupid carnival game, he's good at those. Jeff hands Jordan his Aurora hat and says "here Jordo, I don't know how much more you're gonna get"...Jordan puts the hat back on the steps and says she can get it in the jury house...Jeff says keep it! you've gotta wear something to represent. Jeff tells Jordan to get her tears out now but she can win this, for her not to think she can't for a second because she can, he knows she can, she just has to focus for 2 weeks.  :) Jeff talks about his black shirt and how everything he did felt weird today, there were no good vibes... Jeff says he honestly thought they (J&J) were going to do it, he really did...Jeff says to Jordan that anything is possible, do what he said and she will get to the final 2...Jeff gets up and says he wishes it was tomorrow and he was outta there...to sit there all week and get patronized, he hates that shit. Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom...Jordan gets teary eyed...😪 Jeff dreads the jury house...it will feel like hell 4:17-4:28am Jeff returns from going to the bathroom, he puts on chapstick, sits back down, sighs and says "I can't believe I have to go to the fu**ing jury house with everyone I sent home"...Jordan says she was 98% positive that they would have made it to final 2...Jeff says maybe that was their problem, this was the week they needed a big win, they didn't do it, my bad... Jeff swears to God that he feels like he's dreaming...Jordan says she's not going to be able to sleep tonight...Jeff says he's not planning on it, he wants to go outside... Jeff says he'll tell Jordan what, they better pack the crowd (audience) with hot chicks and signs and rip roar it up for him, he wants to go out with a bang...Jordan says he'll definitely get himself some hot chicks, he won't have a problem with that...Jeff says he's just fu**ing around...Jordan says he won't have a problem...Jeff repeats he's just fu**ing around...(interesting to hear what Jordan says here...did she mean herself? wink, wink)...she says "but...if I do win, you're getting hooked up with more than just Bear's season's tickets...that's a promise". 😉 Jeff says he will help Jordan this whole week because he really has nothing else to do...Jordan says he deserves to be here over her...Jeff says that's not the game...Jordan says she knows if Jeff stays he will win...Jeff says it's not true, everyone has their cards to play, play hers and everything he taught her and told her about her mind, to use it...they get quiet... Jeff says the beach house is going to suck, it will be awesome but, the trio is going to suck, Russell won't do shit because he'll be so happy to see him, he'll say "what's up buddy?" and they will laugh at who got Jeff out, it will be their celebration because the only person they want to see walk through that door is Jeff...it sucks...it's almost worse than leaving the house, at least he can tell people what he really thinks about them. Jeff tells Jordan to study every day, her goal is to get to the final 3...make Natalie her friend, stick with her, be friends with Michele and then f**k her if she has to, get close to both of them and get to final 2. Michele comes in and says she thought they were sleeping, do they mind if she sleeps there, they say no...Jeff says "congratulations Michele, you won fair and square, I was just a little fired up"...Michele wants to hug it out so they do...Jordan says she did good...Michele says she is sorry...Jeff says she would have beaten him 10X in a row in that type of comp...Michele says she wasn't cheering because she knew what it meant...Jeff says it sucks...Michele says try to have fun this week...Jeff says he will have more fun in the house than in the jury house with the people he sent home, it's like murdering a bunch of people and then going to hell and seeing them all. Jeff pours himself the last bit of wine from the bottle and says Michele can go to sleep, he's going to be up all night bitching at himself, he leaves...Jordan asks Michele if she wants her to shut off the light?...Michele doesn't know what to say, she was going to go to bed because she thought everyone else was...Jordan says she's not, she was talking to Jeff, she's going to go out there...she leaves...Michele makes a weird "F**K You" hand motion and shuts off the lights... Jeff is playing solitaire/Jordan is sad on the green chair 4:26-5:16am Jeff is playing solitaire at the kitchen table...Jordan goes over to the kitchen area and says it's 4:30...Jeff says he's not going to bed, he wishes he could pass out...she fiddles around and then asks Jeff if he thinks they will open it up soon? (the BY)...Jeff wishes but he doubts it, from here on out, he doesn't know shit...Jordan then stands by the table and says that Jeff keeps moving, he keeps moving places around here...Jordan goes back to the kitchen area and says she wants to scream right now...Jeff says it won't do any good right now, zip, zero. Jordan looks at the picture wall again and realizing Jeff is not exactly talkative, she goes back to the RR and talks to Natalie. Cam 1/2 Jeff Cam 3/4 Jordan/Natalie Jordan tells her that Jeff is not really talking and she feels like she is following him, she says it's the worst...Jordan fears what Russell is going to do or say to Jeff...at the same time Natalie is telling her that she thinks Russell will have cooled off by then, Jeff is saying "get fu**ing real" 😑 Natalie & Jordan talk about the Alien comp and how they messed up and then they start talking game...Jordan tells Natalie what Jeff told her about sticking with Natalie...Natalie tells Jordan that they were talking upstairs and Jeff has no chance of staying...Jordan lays out exactly what Jeff told her about sticking with her and then discarding Michele when she needs to, meanwhile Jeff is in the kitchen playing angry solitaire... Jordan & Natalie finalize their deal and talk about upcoming comps...Jordan tells Natalie that Jeff said it wasn't his competition and that he wants her to study hard, he means it...she tells her now she knows how it feels when Jessie left...Natalie tells Jordan to enjoy her last week with Jeff, have fun with him, don't argue...Jordan says she will, she doesn't think Jeff wants to talk game anyways. Cam 1/2 goes off Jeff @ the 4:48am mark and onto Michele who is in the GR. LOL at this part...Jordan says she's going to buy Jeff season's tickets to the Bears, she doesn't know why but she feels so bad for Jeff...Natalie says she felt bad for Jessie but Jordan needs to worry more about herself...Jordan says yeah, you never know if when you leave here, if you're ever going to talk to him again🙄 They talk some more game and then Jordan goes to sit on the green chair in the LR. She is sad. Jeff comes out of the bathroom, gets himself a drink, sees Jordan sitting there but just keeps playing his loud and angry solitaire... Just after 5am...Cam 1/2 is on Jeff/Cam 3/4 goes off of Jordan onto Michele in the SS room pacing/Jordan enters soon after Jordan walks by Jeff to go to the bathroom...she heads back towards the room and says goodnight to Jeff saying she's going to sleep in the SS room ok?...Jeff says goodnight and ok...Jordan gets in bed, Michele is in there...she tells her that she feels bad because Jeff got out all the big players in this game and she knows he wanted to make it to the final 4, she tells her Michele won fair and square...Michele tells Jordan that if Russell had stayed Jeff wouldn't have been leaving this week...Jordan says nothing... Jeff bows his head down on Cam 1 and keeps mercilessly shuffling cards... @ the 5:13am mark Jeff looks up at the picture wall and stares at it...🥺 covers his face with his hands and just stares, shakes his head, smiles and says "you gawn" 🥺 BB opens up the BY and Jeff claps and says "thank you for the nice/last (?) hurrah", he gets up to go get Jordan...♥ It’s destiny, it’s written in the stars 5:15-5:31am BB finally opens up the BY and Jeff immediately goes to the SS room to ask Jordan if she wants to come outside?...she does...she gets her blanket and mic while Jeff bangs a pack of cigarettes loudly while walking to the kitchen...he waits for Jordan there, he asks her if she couldn't sleep and then sees that she has been crying, he says "awww" and Jordan smiles as she walks past him...they head outside... Inexplicably feeds 1&2 go to some psychedelic "we'll be right back" screen, video of J&J is cut off but audio is still heard. On Cam 1, they briefly show Jeff returning inside to look for something in the trash can (?) and as soon as he goes back outside, that feed gets cut off again. Jeff says to Jordan "there's better days for me ahead" Jordan is heard sniffling 😪 Jeff trying to make Jordan feel better says "make sure you count those" lol (referring to counting everything in the house)...Jeff laughs... Jordan half-heartedly laughs... After some silence Jeff says "don't make me sad" Jordan says "I'm mad!" Jeff says "at what? we got got? look how far we got, we didn't even think we'd make it to the jury house...Jordan, I'm telling you...you could win, it was your time, not mine, mine's coming" Jordan says "for what?" Jeff says "I'll get mine, don't you worry about me" Jordan says "I told you, if I win, I'm getting you more than just Bears' tickets" Jeff says "you pay for Hawaii" (Jeff in a roundabout way did admit here that he would take Jordan to Hawaii, lol) Jordan says "I owe you, I definitely owe you" Jeff says "don't worry, you don't owe me nothing" Jordan says "mmm, hmm" Just after the 5:20am mark finally Cam 2 comes on showing J&J...Jordan is still crying, Jeff is smoking... Jeff says he wouldn't change a thing, he would do everything he did...Jordan wipes her eyes...Jordan says that just had to be the veto, it was made for Michele...Jeff thinks that just happens to be the order, BB doesn't play favorites...Jeff says it came down to something he's not good at...Jeff says "but I have other qualities"...Jordan smiles 😊 Jeff says he can't be the best at everything...Jordan says if Natalie would have just beat her...Jeff says they weren't trying...Jeff tells Jordan she needs to play the game, play it for 2 weeks and she'll get a nice check either way. Jordan starts crying again...Jeff lays out the plan on how Jordan can make it to final two, to stick with both Michele & Natalie, get Kevin out, play both sides...she has a good chance to win, for sure, but she can't lay down, she has to study her shit, don't let someone else control her destiny...Jordan bites her nails and is really struggling to hold it together here, she is holding back major tears...🥺 Jeff says that if it comes down to America's vote, she is for sure going to win and he'll do some persuading in the jury house...tears keep flowing from Jordan... Jordan tells Jeff that at first she thought it might be the comp where they need to eat gross stuff but then she knew it wasn't, the only thing she hoped it wasn't was the faces comp and sure enough she walked out there, freakin' A!...she says she had been studying the wall...Jeff says him too...Jordan says it was harder because it was aliens...Jordan says she knew Jeff didn't do good because she could see it on his face...Jeff says he knew he didn't either, he was climbing the walls in there...he knew he was fu**ed, he knew Michele would win it, it wasn't his thing...Jeff says it comes down to that, POV's and HOH next week and things like that. Jordan says she's going to be so bored...Jeff says 2 weeks? you can handle it, we came this far...Jordan says Jeff is the only one she talks to...Jeff says if he can handle 2 weeks with those fu**ing assholes then she can handle 2 weeks here, think about the big picture, think about your ma and helping her...then he says... ★★"It's destiny, it's written in the stars, I believe that...you were here to meet me, I wasn't here to win and my time will come"★★ Jeff pep talks Jordan 5:30-5:55am After Jeff tells Jordan his destiny comment, he tells her she needs to stay positive... (the feed operators were seriously sleeping tonight...now the BB music comes on with J&J video still visible but then they cut to the control room with J&J audio still audible  🙄 ) then... Cam 2 is now on Jordan...she looks so pretty here, her eyes are so glossy & sparkly.. Jordan says she wonders how much money is in that bag...Jeff says he'll take it whatever it is...Jeff says he got a lot whatever it is...Jeff says it all came so fast, it's tough to swallow...Jordan says she feels bad because she had the chance to get rid of Kevin and she didn't...Jeff says he wouldn't change anything, he had the chance to win and he didn't...Jordan says that Michele told her in the room that if they would have kept Russell that Jeff still would have been here...Jeff says nah, what if, what if...Jordan says no he wouldn't have, it would have been the same outcome. Jeff says he always does this but tells himself he shouldn't, he gets ahead of himself and he did, he was counting the money thinking that nothing was going to stop him now...Jordan feels bad that Jeff has to sit in the jury house...Jeff says he hopes it's miserable because that means good times are coming, it just sucks because that's exactly what they want and they're already going to have a Jeff party going...Jordan tells Jeff that Natalie said Russell will probably be over it by the time Jeff gets there...Jeff says Russell, if anything, will be happy to see Jeff there which means he didn't lose to the eventual winner. Jeff says he controlled his own destiny, he didn't win, it's his fault nobody else's that he's going home...Jeff says Jordan has a good chance of winning this thing...Jordan says if Kevin is gone she might...Jordan says she won't stay close to him, she's pissed at him...Jeff says what are you going to do, he says if he could play it again, he would pretend his arms didn't work until week 9...Jordan says the people left haven't really won anything...Jeff says he blames himself first, he controlled it and he lost. Jordan thinks Russell planted it in Kevin's head that her, Jeff & Michele had a final 3...Jeff says he would bet his stipend that he will see Kevin next week. (wrong! lol) Jordan starts crying again 😭...Jeff says at least they had the money thing today...he got got but he got tan, he had a good summer and he thinks it will work out for him, there are better days to come...Jordan says you know what? if they have it this year, America gets to vote on favorite player, he has a really good chance of winning that (right! lol) ...Jeff says he didn't even think about that...Jordan says Jeff is the one that made the best moves in there...Jeff says "who knows, that'd be nice"...Jordan says good things will happen for Jeff...Jeff says he thinks so...Jordan says good things happen to good people...Jeff says he thinks so...Jordan is sure good things will come up for Jeff, she'll put money on that. Jordan says she wishes there was some way she could keep him...Jeff says "it's over, believe me, I'm the most positive thinker out of the 13 and I can't think of a positive situation to come out of this other than walking out with my head held up high"...Jeff says if they gave someone else the Coup D'Etat, he doesn't know if they would have had the balls to use it and getting Russell out of her, he would like to see Kevin do that, cuz he was a nice guy and he controlled his temper around here it was an easy move for him, maybe he should have turned it up a notch...nahh...he did the dirty work, it makes him sick someone else is going to reap the benefits other than if it's Jordan. Jeff says like he said before if there was no Coup D'Etat, he'd be gawn...Jordan giggles over the gawn...Jeff says now I gawn...Jordan smiles... She says that the next Thursday whenever the next person pulls up who's been evicted, just in case it's her he better be waiting so she doesn't have to go through the house with all those yo-yo's...Jeff says it's Kevin and to not think like that, think positive, know that Kevin's gone, she will be in the final 3, both of them will want to knock each other out, she's in the middle and she will get to the final 2. Jeff starts explaining what the upcoming comps will probably be like...tears start forming in Jordan's eyes again...Jeff says "just keep being you and you'll get to the final 2"...Jordan asks Jeff if she wins the final HOH should she take Michele or Natalie?...Jeff says Michele...Jordan asks won't the jury vote on gameplay and strategy?...Jeff says yeah they should...Jordan figures Natalie would be better because she hasn't won anything...Jeff says bring whoever she wants, worst case scenario is she wins 50G's. Jeff says she has his vote and America's so she just needs 2 more... Jordan says this sucks. Jeff says they knew what was coming... Jordan asks Jeff if he's going to stay in Chicago or move to California after this?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he honestly doesn't think anything is going to come of this, he thinks it's back to the grind, we'll see, he's pursuing the career and hopefully if something bites, he'll take it but if it doesn't he'll still pursue that avenue and still have his career, that's why he works where he works and he'll still pursue his dreams, he believes that you can have anything you want in his life, just believe it and go after it, he hopes this will open a couple of doors for him but if it doesn't he'll keep going, if he won this maybe that would be it for him, not winning means he was meant to do something else, After Jeff tells Jordan his destiny comment, he tells her she needs to stay positive... Is Jeff going to do the goodbye kiss? 5:55-6:20am J&J continue commiserating...Jordan is clearly getting tired, she sighs and yawns, she lays herself down on the couch asking Jeff if he wants some of her blanket?...he says no, he's ok...Jordan says are you sure?...Jeff says he is...Jordan says it's a comfy one...:) Jeff says he's glad he saved that bottle of wine... Jordan says she always has to go against her friends (on the block)...Jeff says what do you mean?...Jordan says in the chair...Jeff says ahh, I know, it sucks...Jordan says she won't ask for a vote in her speech, she's just going to say she's going against her BFF...Jeff sighs...Jordan says she would just say good things about him and it's live so if anybody sees it, it will be good for him. Jeff says at least he knows what he's wearing...the black shirt he wore the first day, it was a jinx, he pulled it out today...Jeff says nothing felt right today...Jordan asks if that is why he was being so paranoid?...Jeff says yeah, it just didn't fit, it was in the cards for him not to win, there's a better day for him, today wasn't it, he felt it, he kept trying to place himself there, telling himself he was going to win but something didn't feel right...Jordan says right...all you can do is set yourself up for success and if it doesn't happen, reshuffle and redeal... Jordan gets a big smile on her face and says "so on Thursday, after she announces the live thing, whoever leaves are you going to do the goodbye kiss?" Jeff says "I don't know, maybe we can kiss it out before then...unless you want to" 😉 Jordan’s face drops...she says "why'd you change your mind now?" Jeff says "I don't know...because......." Jeff swears and then picks up a piece of paper and says I don't even wanna see this thing ever in my life, he's putting it away, he walks over to the laundry area and fiddles with laundry while Jordan looks on sadly...she cries again and sniffles...:( Jordan sits up while Jeff complains about the ants by the washer & dryer, he goes inside and then comes back out and sits back down...Jordan asks what time it is, like 5 or 6?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she feels fat...Jeff says why?...Jordan says she doesn't know... Jordan asks Jeff if he drank the whole bottle of wine?...he says yep, he could drink 5 of them...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to go on the hammock?...Jeff says no..........silence............Jeff says today is Saturday....Jordan says they have nothing to do, she lays down. Jeff says it sucks.....Jeff tsks and says "I thought we had it Jordo" 🙁...Jordan says "I thought we did too"...Jeff says "looking too far ahead"...Jordan says "I thought you had it"...Jeff says "if I had it you had it"...Jordan says it's going to be weird, somebody you uhhh, hang out with since we got here and then you're not going to even be here, she will be like gawh, where's Jeff? I wanna talk to Jeff. Jeff says he's so stupid he didn't even think to guess the face that was him & Jordan, he thought that would be too easy, he didn't think it was them...Jordan says she didn't either... Jeff says it hurts, I lost and Jeff laughs...Jordan smiles and says it's over...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says "St, Mary, St. Joseph" and says it normally makes Jeff laugh...Jeff doesn't laugh but says yeah, it does...Jeff says that garden died with me, it's over for that garden too...they laugh...Jordan sits up and says look at it, it cleared up...Jeff says he always wanted to watch the sun come up there and here it is. 😟 Jordan says hopefully she will sleep all day tomorrow Jeff says me too, hopefully he'll sleep til Thursday...Jeff wants alcohol every single night...Jordan starts crying yet again... BB turns the power off in the BY and the feeds cut out...when they return Jordan is heading back into the SS room to bed and Jeff is going to take a shower… 6:34-7:06am Jeff & Jordan can’t sleep so they make out Pt1 Jeff returns to bed after taking a shower...Jordan has been awake waiting for him...he asks for chapstick please...Jordan says she needs tissues to blow her nose...Jeff says there are paper towels up there...Jeff says wow, is that your stomach, it's so soft...Jeff says how about my hair?...Jordan feels it and says "System Professional"...Jeff says "it's luminous"  :) ...Jordan says Jeff can take that...Jeff says shut up...Jordan says take it, she doesn't mind...Jeff giggles...Jordan says to take the Luminous ok, she's got the booster...Jeff laughs...Jeff says "no, you keep your shit"...Jordan says it's for the jury house...Jeff says f**k that jury house. Jeff gets comfy under the blanket and sighs...Jordan sniffles and they get silent...they must be holding hands under the blanket because Jordan says "do mine feel scruffy compared to yours? my hands"...Jeff says no...silence...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to scratch his back?...Jeff says no, it's ok...Jordan asks if he's sure?...Jeff mmm, hmm's. Quiet again for a long while....Michele noisily gets up and leaves the room, at the same time, Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and starts rubbing it...Jordan asks if he fell asleep?...Jeff says no,he says why won't she (Michele) just sleep out there, she knows he's like...you know...why can't he go through what he has to go through...Jordan keeps rubbing his arm in silence... Just before the 6:44am mark Jordan turns towards Jeff and keeps rubbing and sniffling...she then gets tired and turns back...Jeff gets up to get water that is on top of the dresser while at the same time Michele comes back in the room 😡 Jeff gets under the blanket, turns towards Jordan, pulls her closer, snuggles and kisses her forehead...they cuddle...Jordan says she smells purple stuff, grape, purple grape...Jeff says wine?...Jordan says no, what does he have on his lips?...Jeff has the purple stuff on his lips 👄Michele fake yawns. Jordan turns to face the other way...Jeff just stares at the ceiling...Jordan keeps sniffling, they are both quiet again for quite awhile...Jeff sighs...Jordan turns and asks Jeff if he's sleeping?...Jeff says no, not at all...Jordan says she can't get comfy...Jeff says get comfy...Jordan say it's the pillow, it's gigantic...Jeff asks if she wants him to grab a pillow from over there?...Jordan says no...Jeff gets up to get another one saying that pillow is the worst... Just after the 6:53am mark Jeff returns with a better pillow and a big jug of water...Jordan says he didn't have to do that...he takes a big gulp of water, takes off his mic, throws the big pillow to the other side of the room and lays down again...he asks Jordan if it's better?...she says yes, thanks...Jeff says he can't fu**ing sleep...Jordan asks if they could go outside?...Jeff says they could, it's like 7 (am). Jordan turns towards Jeff and reaches for him under the blanket...Jeff farts loudly, laughs and asks her if she felt that one coming?...Jordan sweetly says she did...Jeff laughs again and then drinks more water...Jeff then turns toward Jordan and cuddles, they kiss... Jordan reaches over the blanket and puts her arm over it to catch some air...the camera is heard loudly rotating and they giggle...Jeff puts the blanket over them and says he's done with giving them fu**ing material... Cam 3 is now the far away angle/Cam 4 goes to Michele Jordan says that she's sorry she's breathing so hard but her nose is stuffed up...Jeff holds her closer and says it's not like he's trying to sleep...Jordan says he's not?...Jeff says he can't, what does she want him to do?...Jordan says can you see me?...Jeff says not at all...Jordan giggles and says she can't see him either...Jeff says cuz it's pitch black...Jordan knows...they smooch undercover and come up for air a few minutes later...Jordan moves the blanket away from their heads...they keep kissing...more rustling and then while Jeff snuggles even closer with her...Jordan says it's really hot...Jeff gives her two kisses and Jordan giggles and says that looks like something...Jeff says he doesn't care what it looks like anymore...Jordan says "I do"...Jeff says then go sleep outside...Jeff kisses her again and Jordan says that's her nose...Jeff says he knows and he laughs...Jeff says that was hot...they kiss again… Jeff & Jordan can’t sleep so they make out Pt2 7:06-8:10am After they finish kissing Jordan says she knew it was her alien because of her teeth...Jeff said he knew it was her for sure...Jordan sits up and says she got a little stuck on it at first thinking that's not Jeff and then she was thought maybe it was...she lays back down and Jeff drinks more water...Jordan asks if he's dehydrated and he says no, he's just drinking water... Jeff practically lays on top of Jordan  😉  and kisses her...they rustle around and kissing noises are heard and then Jordan giggles...more kissing noises...Jordan's head peeks out from under the cover...Jordan says she used to think this bed was the comfiest bed ever but she doesn't think that anymore...Jeff says it is...they get quiet with Jordan keeping her head out...Jeff moves around and touches Jordan and says "noooo" (as Jordan does)...he says alright, he'll try to go to sleep anyways and he turns the other way...Jordan says you going to sleep?...Jeff says not really...Jordan says hmm? Jeff says probably not but what the hell...Jordan turns to spoon Jeff and says she's going to turn this way ok?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...she holds him. A few minutes pass and Jeff scratches his face...Michele is restless and making noises...Jordan is still slightly sniffling...they seem to have fallen asleep... Just after the 7:16am mark Michele gets up and leaves the room...@ the 7:26am mark Jeff gets up and squeezes Jordan to let her know he's going to the bathroom, he sighs, puts on his sweatpants and leaves... @ the 7:30am mark Jeff returns to the room, lays down, drinks more water and snuggles up to Jordan to spoon her, he kisses her shoulder...they lay like this for a few minutes but it's obvious they can't sleep...Jordan, especially, is fidgeting... Jeff asks Jordan if she's uncomfortable?...she says yeah, maybe it's because she's not tired...Jeff says he's not tired either, at all...Jordan's trying to be but she can't...Jeff is rubbing Jordan's butt, she giggles and he says "noooo" (as Jordan does), he wants her to say it...she does but it's not quite right :) ...he hugs her super close and kisses her neck/shoulder...he pulls the blanket over their heads and they kiss...and kiss...and kiss....(with lots of rustling) They come up for air  and Jordan says she's getting her nose back now (she can breathe)...Jeff does something to Jordan to make her say ow! she giggles and then says that you know that as soon as they fall asleep BB will tell them to go change their batteries, they're going to be zombies...Jeff cuddles closer to Jordan and puts his leg over her...they stay like this for awhile... They fidget a bit...Jeff keeps spooning Jordan and tells her he can't sleep...she says me neither...Jeff says that Michele is cooking breakfast...Jordan says she must of fallen asleep for a little bit...Jeff says he didn't...Jordan says she thought Michele was in the room...Jeff says no, she gawn...Jordan says again she must of fallen asleep...Jeff says maybe a little bit...Jordan says she wants to sleep all day tomorrow. Jeff says he can't wait, he doesn't have to see nobody and who cares...Jordan hums no and says see nobody? me!...Jeff tsks and says "you gawn too...I gawn, not you"...Jordan says she doesn't count...Jeff says he was just using her this whole game...Jordan uhhhh's...Jeff laughs...Jordan says to "what? to entertain you?"...Jeff says to save him...Jordan says "to save you? really?"...Jeff says "what? what do you mean really? of course not, shut up Jordan, I'm just joking" As Jordan is saying that she was about to get mad...Jeff covers them with the blanket, pulls her really close and showers her with kisses (cute!) Jordan giggles and says Jeff did get up, he had too because he smells minty now...she asks "have you been up?"...Jeff says "no, I didn't lose, you were sleeping the whole time"...more kisses...Jordan says uh huh, she can't breathe and she hasn't brushed her teeth...more kisses and Jordan giggles... Jeff says he went to the bathroom, doesn't she remember?...Jordan says "the bathroom? yeah, maybe"...Jeff says he changed her batteries...Jordan says no, he didn't...Jeff says he did...she says no, he didn't...he says he did...Jordan says you changed the batteries in my mic?...Jeff says yeah, she gave it to him...she says no, she didn't...he says yes, she did, she said change mine too...Jordan says "that already came on?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says that only comes on at 9...Jeff says it's 10:30...Jordan grabs Jeff and says Jeff, seriously...Jeff says that he told her Michele's cooking breakfast, doesn't she smell it?...Jordan says she smells it but no...Jeff laughs and says what?...Jordan says Jeff is tricking her, he says he's not...Jeff says the POV is in a half hour...Jordan says now she knows he's lying...Jeff says "I got a fu**ing funny feeling about it, I thinks I'm going up...and...I lost" Jordan says "it hurts"...Jeff sighs/moans. 😟 At this point Jeff has his back to Jordan, Jordan is holding him...she says "I know what you're going to be doing Thursday" LOL Jeff says he was gonna say that, his "guy" will be fu**ing happy with him....Jordan says Jeff feels like he lost more weight...Jeff says he's gaining it back...she says he feels tiny. It sounds like Jordan is kissing Jeff's back :) she says his skin is so soft...it's the lotion...Jordan asks for Jeff's chapstick, he puts some on too...Jeff says he doesn't know what to do with himself...Jordan says til Thursday?...Jeff says til 9 o'clock...Jordan says she doesn't know what to do with herself...Jeff moans...he says it's the worst, no more prizes, it's over, he just wants to go home...Jordan says noooo...Jeff says what do you mean no, he's gone Thursday so what's the difference if he wants to go home, he would rather be home, rather be by himself than with those fu**ing douchebags, spend 2 weeks with people I choose not to see the rest of my life... Jordan is sure they will be all over everything...Jeff says it's not even that, he doesn't like them as people, any of them and he doesn't want to spend 2 weeks on the beach with people he hates...Jordan says she knows..."while they soak up prizes...well deserved over here"...Jordan says she will give Jeff her prizes...Jeff says shut up, he's not talking about her...Jordan says if she wins, she'll give the prizes she wins to Jeff...Jeff says no, he's not taking anything, shut up, they'll talk later... Jordan says she feels like she didn't get all her cry out...Jeff says not to worry, he'll be here all week...Jordan says she is really going to be up Jeff's butt this week...Jeff says hmmm, good...Jordan says she's going to spend as much time as she can (with him), so if he gets aggravated just say leave!...Jeff says he's not going to do that... Jordan asks Jeff to turn towards her, he grabs some more water and faces her...Jordan initiates the kissing this time ...they kiss...Jeff asks her, is that part of soaking me up?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they kiss again ...Jeff says he wants to stay under there...Jordan says she can't breathe though...they really kiss again. They do something that makes them both giggle...Jordan says something about sealing the deal and then she's just kidding...more kissing for a long stretch...they kiss one loud smack and then Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says no and he grabs her and kisses her even more...he goes to reach for her who knows where to get a reaction out of her and she says noooo!...he laughs...Jordan says ok, goodnight...Jeff snarls (signalling he doesn't want it to end) and then asks Jeff asks if she will scratch his back?...Jordan says she will. Jeff says "man, I can't wait for that jury house" (don't blame him lol)...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he's just joking... Jordan starts scratching...she rubs his head....it seems like she can't get close enough to Jeff here, it's very different than most of the times she has scratched his back... Jordan gives the signal she is stopping...Jeff doesn't want it to, she keeps going and asks if he's getting sleepy, he says he was zoning out but as soon as he talks it's back to reality...Jordan says he should try to zone out again, think about things that make you happy :) She keeps scratching, she is super close to Jeff, she stops for a second and holds Jeff...then she keeps on...it's very intimate... Jordan finally tires of scratching and turns the other way...they both fall asleep… Jeff is grumpy/Jordan is sad 12:01-12:41pm The house is pretty quiet after an eventful night...Jeff has gotten up and goes outside, he sits on the BY couches....feeds go to control room for about 9 minutes then they return to Jeff sitting, thinking... Jeff gets in the pool, lays on the blue raft and gets some sun...Michele is on the hammock...Jordan is in bed in the SS room...Michele then gets in the pool, she sits on the pink floatie...they are not speaking... Just before 12:30pm we see Jordan is awake, still sad and thinking... @ the 12:35pm mark Jordan gets up and shuffles to the bathroom, brushes her teeth and then goes to the kitchen, she heads towards the sliding door...Jeff is coming in...she says boo!...Jeff doesn't say anything...Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothin'" and walks to get some coffee, he exhales deeply... Jordan asks him if he slept good after he feel asleep?...Jeff says yeah, he was out...Jordan goes to get some cereal and says she didn't sleep good...Jeff says no? was I snoring or something?...Jordan says no, she just didn't sleep good. Jeff sarcastically says "what time is the Veto competition?"...Jordan fills her bowl with cereal and goes to get milk...she asks Jeff if she (Michele) talked to him out there?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she's mad?...Jeff starts heading outside and says "I didn't fu**ing look at her, I don't want to talk to nobody...congratulations to everybody" 😬 Jordan looks at him while he walks out… JeJo - bummed in the pool 1-1:41pm Jordan & Jeff are in the pool...they're not saying much of anything...Jordan has a sad look on her face and Jeff is quiet...Jordan is on the blue raft and Jeff is holding onto the beach ball floating around...Jordan asks Jeff if he got tipsy off his wine last night?...he says a little bit...Jordan says she hopes they give them some tonight...Jeff hopes so. Jordan gets off the raft and says she doesn't even feel like laying out today but there's nothing else to do...Jeff says yeah, wtf else you going to do? nothing to do for 5 days...Jordan sits on the edge of the pool while Jeff floats around... SILENCE...... Jordan holds onto the pink floatie...Michele comes outside.... MORE SILENCE.... @ the 1:15 mark Jordan pushes the floatie away and says something about the System Professional stuff to Jeff (hard to hear)...Jordan grabs the floatie again...Jeff says there's nothing he wants to do right now, he doesn't know what to do with himself, he sighs...Jeff says something inaudible about looking like a yo-yo (in the jury house?)...Jordan says no...Jeff says wtf else is he going to do but this, fu**ing lay there by himself?...Jordan says he gets to watch movies...Jeff says he gets to watch a bunch of douchebags, while they sit here and cash in. Jeff says if he could play again, he'd pretend his arms and legs didn't work, not win any competitions and just skate by, that would be his goal, fall off first in competitions, win 10G's... MORE SILENCE.... Jeff sits down by Jordan and says wtf are we going to do all these days?...he bats the beach ball away...they talk about the jury house again...Jordan says she swears the jury house was in Mexico last year...Jeff says he wishes he had his own house...Jeff continues bitching LOL...Jordan says just enjoy it while you're here...Jeff says what is he going to enjoy?...(this bums out Jordan who had finally physically shown Jeff how she felt about him just hours earlier) Jordan gets in the pink floatie, she says something about him staying...Jeff says he gets no votes, he's not even trying, why would they want strong players in the house, if he cracks his kneecaps they'll keep him, it just makes him sick that he took all the big players out of the house...Jeff says it's pointless, it's over, usually he's positive but it's over, he had his chance...Jordan looks at Jeff... 😟 Jeff says it makes him sick that the first chance he (Kevin) gets to prove himself, he goes back on his word...Jordan keeps looking at Jeff and (I think) she asks him if they should have kept Russell instead?...Jeff says no, it was a good move, they had to get out Russell, nobody else would have. It's very hard to hear...Jeff says something about Lydia...Jordan says no...they keep talking about something (I think they're talking about pro's and con's of keeping Kevin, Lydia vs. Russell and the HOH can comp)...every so often Jeff says yeah... SILENCE... Jordan talks about Jeff staying and getting Kevin out, to do it...Jeff says he's not staying, Kevin is not getting rid of her. SILENCE AGAIN... Jeff mutters under his breath "fu**in"...he says something about staying...Jordan says all he needs is Michele's vote and then he can stay and finish it off...Jeff says Michele won't want to keep him because he's strong and she needs to win HOH next week, his only hope is to swing Kevin to keep him to play for him because he can't play HOH next...Jordan says then do it...Jeff says he's not going to do it, he's not going to trust Jeff, of course he'll fu**ing stab him. Jeff gets out of the pool and dries off...Jordan says she never noticed until Natalie pointed it out that Michele goes to the bathroom a lot...Jeff says yeah...f**k her...Jordan tells Jeff things change on Thursday so start his campaigning...Jeff says he's not going to do it...Jordan says why? you're going to hit yourself for not...Jeff yells "hitting myself what? you want me to stay...you ought to go to Michele"...Jordan says it's not over until Julie says so...Jordan says if it was her and she didn't campaign, she would be hittin' herself....Jeff mumbles something and walks away to the couches to have a cigarette...Jordan is left alone in the pool... 1:46-2:06pm Backscratch in the pool Jeff finishes up smoking...Jordan continues to be in the pool in the pink floatie...Jeff goes back in the water and starts floating on the beach ball again...Jordan rubs his hair as he goes by...Jordan smiles and reaches for his back and starts scratching... Jeff says "back scratch in the pool"   :) Jordan giggles...she says "do you like that?"...Jeff says "yeah I do"...she positions herself better to work her magic... Jordan scratches and says that when she leaves here she wants to go with her mom, brother & sister to the beach for a weekend before it gets too cold...Jeff says yeah...Jordan starts talking about boogie boards to try and distract Jeff but he ignores what she's asking him...he goes back to game talk saying he wishes there was one more person there...Jordan says for the votes?...Jeff says no, to save him, Kevin needs another strong player because he gawn next week. They get quiet... Jeff asks Jordan if she's hungry?...she says not really but what is he making?...Jeff says a hamburger, turkey burger on the grill, does she want to eat one of those?...Jordan giggles and says what do you think?...Jeff laughs...Jordan takes off her pink floatie and she giggles saying she's giving him a back scratch in the pool, does it feel good because of the sun? Jeff says for her to sit down and do it, she does and says sit on me, he does...Jeff says he should have been on the block more often 😉 he says he looks like a little baby...Jordan laughs and she says she knows how he feels...he says how's that?...Jordan says once when you leave, it's not a good feeling especially being on the block with your friend, he needs to campaign for votes or he's going to regret it...Jeff says then you go home...Jordan says Jeff probably has a better chance of winning than her, she guarantees that if he stays he can win. Jordan asks Jeff how many times is she (Michele) going to go in and out?...Jeff says fu**ing 800...Jordan says she laughed when Jeff was complaining about Michele moaning that he was getting tired of that shit...Jeff says "sleep in the other fu**ing room for one night, leave me the f**k alone" Jordan says things can change, Jeff can talk to her...Jeff is adamant that there is no reason Michele would keep him, she has Kevin not playing for HOH next week so it's her against Jordan & Natalie, wtf would Jordan do?...Jordan says then Jeff needs to go talk to Kevin....Jordan says she wouldn't be saying this to anyone but it's Jeff, either way, she likes, she likes, she would want to see her or Jeff win, she knows he's upset but by Tuesday he should be in a better mood. Jeff says he needs to get his tattoo re-done...Jordan says she told him what it reminds her of...Jeff says Nick Lachey...Jordan giggles and says doesn't it?...Jeff says "I don't know, whatever...do you think it would help pick up Jessica Simpson?" 😛...Jordan says yeah...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she's serious! you really could...Jeff tsks and goes quiet... Jordan asks if Jeff is holding himself up?...he says "on the ball"...Jordan says to lean back and she hugs him...she tells him to scoot back here but Jeff says it's alright, he feels like a 2 year old because he's pouting like a little bitch and she's scratching his back. Jordan says everyone knows by now he likes to be rubbed...Jeff says he knows, he does but in nice situations not because someone feels sorry for him...Jordan says she doesn't, she's in the same boat...Jeff says no...Jordan says it's either her or him, they're in the same situation, she's telling him like he said last night that there are way bigger and better things coming his way, guaranteed...Jeff hopes so, you can only hope. Jordan says Jeff's not fake, he's honest, he's funny and he's nice and he's a good person, good things happen to good people, that's why she's not worried about Jeff, she knows he will do good, something good will come up for him...Jeff gets out of the pool again this time to put on sunscreen...he gets back in and then Jordan says she wonders how much money they have in those bags? (from the luxury comp)...Jeff says they have that to look forward to. Michele has joined them poolside & then makes things awkward by getting in the pool...silence and then Michele starts mumbling and her and Jordan start chit chatting...Jeff is quiet...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to make those hamburgers?...Jeff says he could...Jordan says "or hot dogs?"...Jeff says he could do both if she wants... Silence is deafening and then Jeff gets out, dries off and leaves... JeJo - Down in the dumps 4:01-4:21pm Jeff is laying in the SS room by himself...Jordan joins him...Jordan sits down on the bed and says wake up, Jeff says he's up...Jordan rubs his hand...she forgets something so she leaves the room and then returns a minute later. Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to leave him alone?..Jeff says no...Jordan says are you sure?...Jeff says yeah...she gets comfy and pats Jeff's arm...Jeff says "you soaking me up?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and starts running her hands through his hair...Jeff says she smells like barbecue, he asks if she brushed her teeth?...Jordan says can you smell it?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says she hates that toothpaste though...Jeff says "Tom's bullshit"...Jordan laughs. Jordan says she thinks Michele is up in the HOH being BFF again (with Kevin), she doesn't care anymore...Jeff says he should have talked to him in the kitchen...Jordan is pissed at Michele because she told her outside after Jeff left that Michle felt like they (JeJo) turned on her because they were upstairs throwing her under the bus with Kevin...Jordan says she told Michele that she did it to them telling Kevin to nominate them (JeJo), she told Michele that she would lose to either Kevin or Natalie in the final 2. Jeff says Michele approached him earlier and asked him if they could talk about the votes...Jeff says he said about what? the talking is over...Michele said her and Jeff are friends...Jeff told her to give him a fu**ing day or two to get over it...Michele whined and said fine...Jeff was thinking get the f**k outta here, he should be the one crying. Jeff tsks and says the one positive about him going home is that he doesn't have to hear "can we talk?"...Jeff says no! get the f**k outta here, that's what you can do LOL Jordan smiles....Jeff says what is Michele talking to Kevin for? she's going against Kevin next week...Jordan says Michele is getting closer to him and that they played a similar game. Jeff throws the blanket off him, rubs his face and says he wants to fu**ing get outta there, he can't take this shit, played a similar game? they both played like morons, whatever, he doesn't want to bash anybody...Jordan says to talk to Michele about votes, he might have another chance to stay and win...Jeff says, I told you why would she want to keep him here?...Jordan says go talk to her...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says she knows he won't win against her, he needs a couple of days to cool down and then talk to her... Jordan says it's going to be the longest week ever...Jeff says the longest 3 weeks ever, it is 3 weeks right?...Jordan says yeah, once one of them leaves it will be 2 more weeks...Jeff says God.... SILENCE.... Jeff says "her & Kevin are a team now?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she thinks they are...Jeff says what about Natalie?...Jordan says she's with me...Jeff asks if she is not with Kevin?...Jordan says not really they are just looking out for each other...Jordan says she was hoping it would be her, Jeff & Natalie final 3...Jeff says him too. Jordan tells Jeff that Michele told her that they should have gotten Kevin out not Russell...Jeff laughs and says "f**k that bitch, she can go f**k herself, fu**ing two faced bitch...I'm out"...Jordan says if he leaves this week, she's going right after him...Jeff says no...Jordan says them two are teaming up, that is why she is telling him to try. Jeff says all he has is that thing for Kevin but if the two of them are teamed up and there's fu**ing creepy...Jordan says to talk to him...Jordan says she really wants to be here but Jeff deserves it more than her, he got out the strongest people...Jeff says all he will do is tell Kevin that, if he wants he wants it and if he doesn't what are you going to do... Jordan says oh, this sucks...if only they had made it through this week... THEY LAY IN SILENCE...and then Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's arm, Jeff stares at the ceiling in silence...Jordan stops rubbing...Jeff exhales deeply... Jeff then turns towards Jordan and closes his eyes trying to nap. Jeff’s armpit 5:04-5:06pm The feeds come back to Jeff & Jordan just before the 5:04pm mark....they apparently didn't fall asleep but are snuggled together...Jordan is in Jeff's armpit ♥ ...Jeff signs 'crazy' with his hand and Jordan giggles, he looks down at her and smiles...Jordan says it is kind of weird that she lays in there all day... ...Jeff says she loves it in his armpit :) Jordan hugs Jeff and then lets go and lays back on her side...Jordan says you sleep and then you wake up and you're still bored...Jeff says and I'm still here...Jordan peeks looks at Jeff while he yawns loudly. Jordan starts dozing off, turns to the other side and goes to sleep...Jeff is wide awake and stares at the ceiling...feeds cut out... JeJo should get up 8:18pm Jeff and Jordan have been sleeping in the SS room, they stir and wake up...Jeff reaches down under the cover to touch his face to hers...Jordan tucks into Jeff's armpit...they are quiet...Jordan turns to cuddle into Jeff a bit more... Jeff then says that he thinks they should get up...Jordan asks "what time is it?"...Jeff says he has no idea but whatever time it is it's late...Jordan hmm's and they both get up and leave the SS room... Jordan is majorly bummed 8:31-8:36pm Jeff is eating at the kitchen counter...Jordan mopes back into the kitchen, opens the fridge/freezer, stares at it and says to Jeff "I'm so majorly bummed, I just don't feel like doing anything"...Jeff says "me too". Jordan brings out a cookie dough package...Jeff opens his eyes wide and smiles  :) Jordan says now she can see why Russell flipped out like he did and he was so mad...Jordan looks at Jeff and laughs (about her eating cookie dough) Jordan says she's just bummed, just bummed. Jordan leans against the counter to cut her cookie dough and says she was so set on her & Jeff being in the final and stuff and now she knows they're not going to and he's going to be gone, she just wants to go now, she doesn't want to be there. They get quiet...... Natalie wanders in to get candy...Jeff looks at Jordan who is digging into her cookie dough and smiles...Jordan says she doesn't know what to eat so she's eating cookie dough...Jeff laughs...Jordan asks if he wants some?...Jeff says maybe after he's done...Jordan says it's good because it's frozen. Natalie joins them and they talk about how much they slept...Jordan says Michele makes noises with any little movement another person makes, she says she wishes Michele would just go in the RR and sleep. Jordan puts away the cookie dough she doesn't want and asks Jeff if his soup is good?...he says it's ok...Jordan says she's going outside to eat and after a bit of chit chat, she leaves… JeJo pity party in the BY 9-9:27pm The HG's are locked outside...awkward tension fills the air... Jeff is sitting in the chair closest to the elliptical drinking a beer...Jordan is sitting on the chair furthest away from Jeff drinking wine...Natalie & Kevin are on the couches playing cards and Michele is dipping her feet in the hot tub...not a word is spoken other than Natalie & Kevin who talk during the card game. Just after the 9:01pm mark Jeff looks over at Jordan and smiles...she pouty smiles back. A minute later Jordan pours herself another big glass of wine and Jeff bursts out laughing    Jordan just shyly smiles so cute! Jeff smiles back giving her a look that says "I could eat you up right now" 🔥🔥 Jeff says "drink it up"...Jordan says "cheers" and Jeff raises his beer can...the house opens up again and Kevin & Natalie go inside... Michele goes to sit down at the far end of the BY, she fake yawns... Jeff says "it hurts" Jordan says "we lost, it's over" Jeff says "yeah, yes and yes" Jordan forgets what she was going to say...she remembers...she says at least now she knows how it feels when you know somebody is leaving or about to leave like when Casey left, except it would be better because there were more people and Casey handled it pretty well...Jeff says yeah he did...Jordan says it sucks that Jeff did all that work...Jeff says he knows it...Jordan says they need to quit having pity parties every night though...Jeff says what does she want him to do, skip around? Jordan says you know what she feels like? it sounds corny but it feels like when you just break up with someone and you're upset and you feel sad, she laughs...she says that is what she feels like right now, like she just broke up with a boyfriend, it's sad, when you wake up you still feel sad and you're depressed and your stomach hurts? (no response from Jeff, lol) Jordan says that is the only way she can describe it because normally she is not depressed and that's the only time she can remember being sad about something.... Jordan says on a positive note, they didn't think they would make it this far...she thinks she's so bummed because she was picturing them in the final 2...Jeff says you have to win, you can't just say it and not do anything...Jordan knows but was thinking it the whole time... This conversation below about sniffing...LOLOL, these two! Jordan says she needs to shower...she dreamt that Jeff was sniffing her, she asks Jeff is while they were sleeping he was sniffing her? trying to tickle her?...Jeff says "that's fu**ed up, I feel like you were doing that to me"...Jordan laughs and says shut up!...Jeff swears to God, wait a second, Jordan was sniffing him, was that a dream?...Jordan swears to God that she woke up and was like why was Jeff sniffing me?... Jeff swears to God that he thought that was her, maybe it was her doing it to him, he remembers her sniffing him...Jordan says no, she was laying there and she needed to shower and she was thinking that Jeff must think that she stinks or something and maybe she was dreaming he was sniffing all around her, did he do that?...Jeff says no...Jordan giggles...Jordan asks if Jeff will leave her the Axe deodorant or the other one?...Jeff says yeah, she can have it. Jeff says he's going to start building a raft so when he goes to the jury house, he can put it in the ocean and get out of there  ...Jeff says that he's not in the mood to be positive in there, there won't be any cameras and he can just say that Russell is a fu**ing huge dork and he doesn't want to see him ever again so stay on your half of the house and he'll stay on his and leave him the f**k alone cuz you're a fu**ing loser...Jordan says she wouldn't do all that drama...Jeff says drama what? there will be drama right when he walks in with those 3 fu**ing assholes that he sent home, they will all have the worst jokes and all laugh at them no matter what they are..."hey nice jeans! what? get the f**k away from me" LOL Jordan wishes she could take a break, hang out with family & friends and then come back...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks if her hair looks like some bodu?...Jeff says no...Jeff wonders when they will find out about that money and if there's a trick behind it...Jordan says Jeff can have hers...Jeff says shut up, you're such a loser why do you talk like that?...Jordan slips and says he can have hers since she's staying there longer...Jeff gets his angry face on... Jordan says Jeff is the only person that deserves that money, played the game good and made good moves...Jeff is quiet...then finally says "dude, it's Saturday"...Jordan says why can't she just make up a wine and sell it and call it Jordo's? 😂 ...she asks why red wine goes better with steaks, chicken?...Jeff says cuz it's bolder than white, he doesn't know...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says (that the waiter would say) you should drink a white wine with your fish, well you should mind your own fu**ing business, I will drink whatever the f**k I want to drink...Jordan admonishes Jeff saying "Jeffff" Jordan whispers to Jeff asking why Michele is sitting way over there?...Jeff doesn't know, there's no reason, he doesn't know anything anymore...Jordan says she wants to tell him something later...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan saying she needs to sign up for school when she gets back home, she needs to finish...Jeff says he can't imagine working again...Jordan asks if Mimmo is a BB fan?...Jeff says not really, he works late and had his baby so he'll catch the shows he can, most of his friends will probably watch the shows...Jordan asks what about the "angry one"?...Jeff says Tony...they talk about him being a fighter and then feeds cut out... They return again...Jordan says her face is breaking out, it's the stress...Jeff says he knows, he was so stressed earlier that he felt like throwing up...Jeff says he's so pissed but what is he supposed to do? slit his wrists? then he's locked in here like a fu**ing zoo animal, it's like you're fighting this giant for 7 weeks and then you turn around and someone stabs you with a little knife in the back and you're done...Jordan says yep. Michele walks inside and Jordan says that she is so against us now...Jeff says what the f**k do I care...Jordan says she's just saying...Jordan starts telling Jeff what Kevin told her about what Michele was saying up in the HOH room, how she was throwing them under the bus, how she felt betrayed, etc. and what Michele told her in the pool...Jordan has to stop talking because Michele wanders back outside...she heads towards where they are sitting and hands Jeff a beer, she opens one for herself and sits down...Jordan drinks her last bit of wine, then pours herself another full glass. Michele says Jordan is going to be tipsy if she drinks that whole bottle...Jeff says she is going to be drunk as hell...Jordan offers the rest up, Michele takes her up on it and goes to get a glass...Jeff hopes Jordan isn't going to throw up...Jordan says the cameras are not on them anymore...Jeff says because their story is over, the episode is gawn (umm, the cameras are still on you guys Jordan, lol) ...Jordan says she had fun last night  ...uh, he was making her laugh...Jeff says about what? Jordan says nevermind....Michele takes the rest of the wine (a quarter of a glass, lol) and sits down. Jordan says her teeth are purple :) Jordan says she needs to take a shower, she stinks...Jeff giggles...Jordan says it was Gucci that BB gave them wine and beer, he says they only give it to them when they don't even want it...Jordan says she is able to drink the wine because she ate cookie dough for dinner...Jordan gets called to the DR... Did you confess your love for Jeff? 10:28-1038pm Jeff and Natalie are sitting in silence outside on the couches...Kevin & Michele are sitting with their feet in the hot tub...Jordan has been in the DR for a long time. She finally comes out and heads outside with her wine glass and blanket in tow...Michele says welcome back...Kevin says that was a long diary...Jordan laughs and says she was spilling her heart out for like an hour, about everything and then, she had to quit talking because when they would ask her questions she was just off (topic) and not even acting herself...Jordan sits down while Jeff says "you were drunk as f**k huh?" LOL Jordan starts to talk about it...Jeff points out that she spilled wine all over her blanket...Natalie gets called to the DR, she wants to stay and hear the juicy details there instead, she says dang! Natalie says to Jordan "did you confess your love for Jeff?" Jordan says "I did" 🥰 Jeff smiles and says "did you spill all over your blanket" Jordan smiles and says "I am, I told them to call me back later" Jeff says "right after you're hammered?" Jordan says they weren't getting Jordan energy. Jeff laughs and says "holy f**k, tell them to get me some more shit" (alcohol) Jeff looks at Jordan and smiles...Jordan taps him and says let's go to the GR...Jeff says you wanna talk about your DR?...Jordan says yeah, c'mon...they leave to go inside. Jordan spills her heart out Pt 1 10:31-10:42pm Jordan is in the GR with her glass of wine...she is tipsy...Jeff comes in and says "you're plowed"...Jordan says no, from looking in there, when you walk in there, there's pictures of the aliens and she was looking at them and she knew that person and that person...Jordan breaks down and says she's so mad...  😠 Jeff says she's drunk 🤪 Jordan puts down her wine and says no, because every person she knew (cam pans to Jeff who is laying down, he smiles at Jordan 💔) and when she got out, she doesn't do good under pressure at all, she was looking at them and she knew it was Ronnie & Lydia, that's blah, blah blah and why couldn't she have done that last night and she's so bad under pressure and she should have, she doesn't know, she was basically explaining to them how Jeff gets out all the big players, no one else would have and he deserves to be here over her, she hasn't done anything just won 2 comps and he had other things, she shouldn't, there's no reason why...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to Kevin...Jeff laughs. Jeff says "Jordan, I could see if I get votes but I don't think they would want to keep me" Jordan says "if you don't campaign for votes I'm going to be mad at you"...Jeff laughs Jordan says that he will always have that regret, he should have done this or that. Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan says looking at them now (alien pics) without pressure...she starts crying 😭 Jeff says it's because you know what they are, he said the same thing too, that's the whole thing. Jordan says she was standing there and she should have known who they were, she was asking herself who is that?...Jeff says he did the same shit, that's why it's a competition...Jordan says she knows but she feels bad...Jeff says him too. Jordan says she was just spilling her heart out about everything...Jeff smiles at her...and how she thought Jeff should be the one in the final 2, she didn't even get to any of the questions, she was rambling...Jeff busts out laughing. Jordan says she was rambling on and on about everything, about how Jeff was her BFF and how she knows she shouldn't be like this because normally when you come in here you don't know anybody and she never thought she would have met someone...that you're, you're...friends with  she would have never thought in a million years that she would have met somebody, like a guy that I would end up being the closest with and then of course, jinx somebody you have to go up against and then now it's between me or you but she told the DR that Jeff deserves to be here over her because everybody here hasn't done shit...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she told them he made the leeway for everyone and that Michele is crazy, cocky & arrogant thinking she's smart and how things change in there and how she felt bad for Jeff because everyone in there (jury house) is expecting Jeff to go, she would rather it be her than Jeff because she could take it for 2 weeks. Jeff says he doesn't even know how he would get the votes...Jordan says he would win and he's dumb to not campaign...Jeff says he could talk to Kevin but he wants him out...Jordan says everyone is going to say she's so dumb because it's a guy that you barely know, he probably doesn't give a shit about you...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she thinks Jeff can make it far, he is her BFF, he can go further than her, otherwise she wouldn't do this...Jeff says he can talk to Kevin but he's not throwing Jordan under the bus...Jordan says he can...Jeff says oh, stop, he would not even do that anyway :) Jordan goes back to talking about she was only crying and venting about everything in the DR...BB admonishes Jordan for talking about her DR...Jordan starts whispering...Jeff says talk softly so they won't hear, he laughs and makes her smile. ☺️ Jordan says she was not excited in there, she described it as like breaking up with a boyfriend and you're depressed...Jeff says gimme the rest of that wine...Jordan says why?...Jeff says cuz you're hammered. Jordan says she looks like a crazy person on TV, like a crazy drunk...Jeff says today you might LOL...Jordan says no! I'm really telling the truth...Jeff giggles and says uhhh, f**k they're probably dying in there 😛... Jordan says she's telling the truth, telling how she honestly feels about everything and as much as she wants to win the money and as much as she needs the money, he deserves the money over her, he deserves over anybody and that is why she wants him to stay, she knows if he stays he can possibly win, she can see him winning and that's why. Jeff says he appreciates it, he does for real...Jordan says she won't campaign for votes because he is her BFF and she will tell people to vote for him and not her...Jeff says "that's big of you, that's nice, that's why I like you Jordan, you're a good person" Jordan spills her heart out Pt2 10:42-10:55pm Jordan says she told them she got too cocky thinking her and Jeff would win...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she said Michele is a crazy bitch and we all know it...Jordan giggles...she says they just had to be nice to her...Jeff says there is no need to fight...Jordan says she is not fighting, she's just telling Jeff...Jeff knows...Jordan wants to know what Michele talked to him about...Jeff said about things, she wants Jeff to stay...Jordan says fu**ing right, well then she wants you to stay and Natalie will vote for you so you got the votes right there...Jeff says Natalie won't vote for him to stay...Jordan says she can convince Natalie to vote for him. Jeff says if she wants him to campaign he can but he will ask her tomorrow when she's sober...Jordan says no, she told Jeff this before, she wants to be here but she thinks Jeff can win over her, all she wants is for Jeff to promise her he'll buy her earrings after he wins...Jeff says "didn't I already promise you that?"...Jordan says "yeah and maybe the Hawaii trip"...Jeff says he has it...Jordan says maybe he can promise her a Hawaii trip...Jeff laughs, he says so she steps down and he takes her to Hawaii?...Jordan says "yeah, me stepping down, I go to Hawaii"...Jeff cracks up...he says wow, that's on the spot and he wins?...Jordan bets her money (stipend) he will stay and win. Jordan asks if Michele really said that? that she wanted Jeff to stay? she told Kevin there was no way Jeff could stay, so there ya go, he has Michele and Natalie...Jeff says for Jordan to not say anything...Jordan knows and says she'd rather go to the jury house over Jeff because she can handle it more...Jeff doesn't wanna talk about it...Jordan brings up Hawaii again...Jeff giggles and says shut up, you and this Hawaii trip...Jordan says "yeah, cuz I wanna go!"...Jeff cracks up again... Jordan says she has to work all the time, she never gets vacays... Jeff says she's fu**ing cracking him up...Jordan says she told the DR she wouldn't campaign if she didn't think he would win, she's basically handing it over to Jeff...Jeff appreashes but says it's not up to her...Jordan says to take advantage, he will go a lot further than her, she is sure her family will beat her over the head about this but she'd rather have somebody else that she thinks is gonna win it, then sit here and let him leave who did all the good punches...Jeff smiles at her...who did all the good punches and her benefit from it... Jeff laughs at her and says "punches...you're cracking me up"... Jeff says they have to go out after this and get drunk  ...Jordan says smashed!...Jeff says "and call a cab"...Jeff says he can't believe she did that, he tells her to promise him she'll never, ever drink & drive...Jordan promises and tells Jeff not to talk about that on here...Jeff says well then don't do it!...Jordan says she knows, they'll talk about this in private...Jeff says she already said it 50 times. Jordan says she will be happier to leave on Thursday than Jeff leaving, to talk to Julie, he just has to promise her the Hawaii trip and the diamond earrings...Jeff says wow!...Jordan says listen! she gets nothing, he gets 500K, compared to 5K that is nothing, so that is their deal ok?...Jeff laughs again. Jordan starts to ramble again and drops her hair clip in her wine just when Jeff says he was going to drink that wine 😅 Jordan says Jeff deserves to be here over her, she says he knows that but he doesn't want to hurt her feelings by admitting it...Jeff says go back in the DR...Jordan says "why?" and he cracks up again...Jeff asks Jordan who was in there? someone cool?...Jordan says Sean, the guy they like, she thinks they talked for an hour...Jeff says to not say that, they'll yell at her...Cue the feeds cutting out ( lol BB was probably SICK of her talking about DR :) ) When the feeds return Jordan is talking about giving up her spot and saying that she has only known Jeff for a couple of weeks (huh?) and who knows he might not talk to her ever after...Jeff says she'll talk to him...Jordan says she would rather know that Jeff won over anyone else. Jeff says "that's...you've got a big heart Jordan Lloyd" ♥ Jordan says she knows she's too nice about things, people would be yelling at her at home and she's sure her mom would be yelling at her for helping someone else but like she said things happen for a reason, he wins this money, he's deserves it, he's a good person and good things happen to good people...Jeff says "what about you? you're a good person"...Jordan says just like he said, her time will come, who knows, she could go back to school, do good, she doesn't need anything, she definitely doesn't depend on a man for no money, she's going to go to school, finish, make her own money and do good...Jeff says there ya go, sounds like she has it all worked out, now all she has to do is do it. Jordan says she knows she wouldn't have made it this far without Jeff, she'd rather see herself go to the jury house, she knows they're expecting Jeff in there but it's another chance for him to get revenge and do good for himself...Jordan says it sucks two friends are going up vs. each other but he has to campaign regardless, she says there's still hope, he needs to keep talking to Michele, do whatever it takes, at least this way it will be suspenseful with the votes on Thursday...Jordan keeps rambling but Jeff is getting uncomfortable with the talk, he shushes her hearing someone outside the door... Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to go outside?...she says yes, in a second, did he hear her pep talk? did he take it?...Jeff says he did take it...Jordan says if he does stay and he wins and she doesn't get her earrings or her Hawaii trip she will be pissed...Jeff says he promised her the earrings...Jordan says what about Hawaii?...Jeff says there's a good chance 🙄 Jeff stares at Jordan...he says "if I win 500 thousand dollars there's a really good chance"...Jordan says uh, yeah...they leave the GR… You smell nice 11:25pm Jordan goes outside after taking a shower...Jeff & Natalie are playing solitaire...Kevin is just sitting, Michele is swimming. Jordan sits down near Jeff...Jeff asks her if she's alright?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Natalie says you're not drunk right huh Jordan?...Jordan says no...Jordan says they are both playing solitaire...Natalie says they're competing, seeing who will win first...Jeff says Michele went swimming...Michele gets out of the pool and goes in the hot tub. Jeff says "you smell nice, I can smell you from here" Jordan doesn't hear and says hmm? Jeff says "I said you smell nice" Jordan says she misheard and was about to say no I don't... Jeff says "you smell nice" He pauses and then says "you reek Jordan" LOL Where’d that cork go? 😄 11:38-11:47pm Jeff & Jordan are out in the BY talking about the alien comp...Jeff is telling Natalie he never thought BB would have put him & Jordan (together as a face in the alien POV comp), it would be too easy...Jordan says she knew it was her because of her teeth...Jeff didn't know it was him, he was like wtf? until he saw that little piece right here (his facial hair below his lower lip) Jeff says f**k, I bombed...what am I supposed to say... Jordan says she thinks if she had up close pictures she would have got it....Jordan says "I lost...it hurts"...Jeff says it does...Jordan moves over to sit closer to Jeff, she says that she wanted Sean the producer to finish up her DR session, it went so long that he wasn't even there anymore...Jeff says the DR said get away from me, get outta here Feeds cut out and when they return Jordan is laying down, saying her leg has a bubble in it (? lol) ...Jeff asks if she wants something to drink? then he says "you have a bubble in it?...wtf?"...Jeff asks "what's wrong?"...Jordan says she has a bubble in her leg...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says it feels like when there's a bubble and it needs to pop...Jordan points to where it is...Jeff says he doesn't know what that means...Jeff keeps smoking and Jordan keeps rubbing her bubble. Jordan turns to lay down facing the back of the couch and Jeff asks her if she's alright?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and Jeff says "where'd that cork go?"...Jeff picks up the cork, goes to throw it on her but instead puts the cork right in her butt. Jordan says "Jefff" Jeff laughs. 😂 Jordan is oblivious to the cork LOL...she says she so could have gotten that today (the comp), it was so hers...Jordan sits up and asks Jeff if he wants to cook something?...Jeff says he'll cook something for her...Jeff asks her what she wants?...Jordan says she doesn't know, for them to go inside...they head inside. Jordan stares at the fridge and walks away...Jeff starts munching on Triscuits & cheese again...Jordan comes back with a frozen pizza...Jeff says a pizza? that's it? Jordan starts getting it ready...Jeff takes over asking if she just wants cheese on there, nothing fun?...Jordan says like what?...Jeff says he doesn't know, what does she want?...Jordan says "don't yell at me!" (he wasn't) ...Jeff goes outside to take out the garbage and ask if anyone wants anything fun on the pizza?...Jordan puts away dishes. Baked Lays, olives & pizza 11:51-11:59pm Jeff & Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is washing dishes and fiddling around...Jordan is sitting at the counter eating Baked Lays...she looks depressed. Jeff puts a plate of olives on the counter ready for slicing for the pizza, while Jeff puts something away, Jordan takes the plate and starts cutting...Jeff tries to take the plate away from her and tells her to give it to him...Jordan says she's got it...Jeff says to leave it...Jordan says she's got it...Jeff says give it to me...Jordan says let me cut it!...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she wants to...Jeff looks at her and bites his tongue and shuts up... (IMO he was worried she would hurt herself because she was still tipsy). Meanwhile Michele is bouncing around in her bikini 🙄 saying she turned down a final 3 deal, she walks away...Jeff preps the pizza and asks Jordan if she wants bacon on there?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says it's just fat and he puts it back...Jeff says he doesn't know what to do, if it was his pizza he would rock it out. Michele comes back and injects herself in the convo again and rudely says "it's not your pizza?"...Jeff is about to say no, it's Jordan's...Michele says "who's pizza is it?"...Jeff says everybody's...Michele, in her baby voice, says he should do something for himself. (UGH!! 🤬) ...Jeff says he's not even that hungry  LOL love it!...Jeff walks away to get something...Jordan finishes up with the olives and keeps eating chips... Jeff comes back, looks at Jordan and says what are you thinking about?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "you look all upset" 🥺 Jordan keeps eating...Jeff takes the olives and says he's going to throw that bacon on there and he starts cutting it... Just before midnight Jeff looks at Jordan and says "Johrrdan", he looks at her and laughs...Michele mills about and Jordan keeps eating...