July 22 JJ&L talk RR Part 3 12-12:02am Jordan says if she leaves on Thursday and goes back home she will hang out with her family, what would Laura be doing? Laura assumes the same, hang out with friends, hopefully Ben will come get her from the airport since he has her car...Jordan says they will go out to eat or depending on how tired she is probably just eat at home, her mom will make her favorite...Laura says baked ziti? I don't even know what that is...Jordan explains what's in baked ziti and Jeff pops up asking her how she knows what that is...Jordan says her mom fixes it all the time, she'll fix garlic bread and a salad with it, it's really good but she fixes it all the time, she's always asking her mom to fix something else...Jeff giggles. Jordan starts rattling off mom's entrees, lol and says she makes meatloaf...Jeff & Laura love meatloaf...Jordan says her mom makes the best...Jeff says everyone likes their own...Jordan says it's so good, she puts ketchup in it. Who’s going to make the Toona? 12:17pm Feeds switch back to J&J who are still awake and in Jeff's bed...Lydia is getting ready for bed and they are talking. Jordan says she's tired...Lydia says she'd invite Jordan to sleep in their bed...Jordan says she wishes she could (she's a HN). Lydia says unfortunately she's on a different team...Jordan says they're making steaks, steaks are good. :) Jeff giggles and rubs Jordan's back...Lydia says they're marinated in teriyaki (which she doesn't like)...Jordan says anything sounds good right now...Lydia says "here's the thing, the only guy chef I trust in here is him" (Jeff)...Jordan says "really?"...Lydia says "yes"...Jeff says "I'm good huh?"...Lydia says "yes"...Jordan says "he made toona pasta today"...Jeff asks Lydia "it was good right?"...Lydia says it was...Jeff says "who else is going to make tuna pasta?"...Lydia says "who else is going to make the toona?" Jordan says it smells...Jeff says oh, Jesus...Lydia says "that's a reason to keep you around Jeff"...Jeff says "yeah"...Lydia says "yay!" Jeff wishes it was true ;) 12:18-12:22pm Jordan asks Lydia if everybody is going to bed? Lydia says no...Jeff says he's beat, he doesn't know what it is...Lydia says Jeff's lovely little teammates aren't...Jeff says they will stay up til 4 am...Lydia says "f**k em, I'm going to bed"...Lydia says that Michele makes noises and body spasms in her sleep...Jordan asks what she does?...Lydia says "Jeff why can't you go in there and I get this bed" (Jeff's bed)...Jeff says "with who?" LOL Jordan jumps right in saying that Michele won't do that because she's married...Jeff says no, no. Lydia says ohhh...Jordan says she guesses Lydia will just have to sleep out here (with Jessie) hint hint...Lydia says "no thank you"...Jeff razzes her saying ohhh, shame shame, know your name...Lydia says gn and closes the door then pops back out saying "f**k you"...Jeff & Jordan laugh...Lydia says "excuse me? who left the condom wrapper in their bed?"...Jeff says "that's a terrible one, Jordan wasn't even here that night"...Lydia says "whatever"...Jordan says she was sleeping with Laura...Lydia says "guilty, guilty, you guys are guilty"...Jeff says "I wish to be honest with you" 😉 Lydia continues saying guilty...Jordan says "oh my goodness"...Jeff says "that'd be awesome"...Jordan looks back at Jeff and says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan lays back down and asks Jeff to move his arm please?...Jeff says "all the way?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "no, let's make out for the cameras", he hugs her and dives in for the neck. Jordan giggles and is super ticklish. Jordan snorts and Jeff cracks up, Jordan says she didn't mean to snort. J&J banter some more with Jeff trying to tickle Jordan more, she tells him to not touch her on her neck and Jordan getting Jeff to move his arm which he places right over her neck, she likens him to someone EVILLLL (said in a deep scary voice) for looking like he's chopping her neck off with his arm. Jeff asks if Jordan ever stays at her friend's house and they stay up all night doing dumb shit, he could see that...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "and just laughing at nothing?"...Jordan says yeah, they laugh at some dumb stuff. Jeff & Jordan interlock arms, Jeff reaches over and rubs her hair/head...Jordan says she wishes she could fall asleep in the RR...Jeff says "I know, me too"...Jeff says then it's like they're doing something but they're just sleeping...Jordan says whaddya mean? doing something?...Jeff says "not fooling around dummy"...Jordan says "duh". Jeff says he means just cracking jokes until they fall asleep...doing something"...Jordan says yeah, you have to clarify that, for the people in America. Jeff asks Jordan if she even realizes the cameras are on her all the time?...Jordan says no...Jeff says half the time he doesn't even know, it's stupid but you just get used to it… Flicking, Not Snoring & Giggling 12:22-12:26pm Jordan flicks Jeff hard in the face with her finger...Jeff whips his head around...Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says "wtf? that was hard...Jesus"...Jordan keeps laughing...Jeff says "what was that all about?"...Jordan asks if it hurt?...Jeff says "yeah, a little bit, it stung"...Jordan keeps LOL'ing...Jeff giggles and says "why'd you do that?"...Jordan says she was just kidding, she didn't even think it would hurt...Jeff flicks Jordan's hand hard and she says owww...Jeff says "it hurt? imagine on your face"...they laugh...Jeff says "you flicked it, it felt like a mousetrap" haha! they laugh some more and then Jeff asks what's with the snorts tonight?...Jordan doesn't know. Jeff sticks out his arm and says "you wanna scratch me?"...Jordan in a weird voice says "gaww, why do I always have to scratch you?"...Jeff says "what was that voice?"...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says that was gross, he doesn't even want to be scratched now...Jordan is acting silly and Jeff says "what's with you? you got the giggles?"...Jordan says Jeff always says that every night. Jordan asks what time it is and Jeff isn't sure but it's probably close to 1...Jeff then says at least Jordan has a room...Jordan says with a hard bed?...Jeff says it's quiet and dark, he misses their old room, there was no snoring, it was dark...Jordan says "I don't snore"...Jeff says "I said there was no snoring"...Jordan says "I don't snore"...Jeff turns to go on his stomach and says "I said there was no snoring"...Jordan doesn't get it and says "I know, I don't snore"...Jeff says "shut up" and hugs Jordan who immediately starts patting Jeff's arm. Kevin walks in and Jordan tells him to come and talk to them...Jeff says they just finished making out...Lydia yells something from the SS room and they start laughing...Kevin says "dammit, I missed it"...Kevin walks over to the SS room to see Lydia...Jeff bites and licks Jordan's hand LOL and then Jordan holds Jeff's face in her hand...they laugh about Kevin not being thrilled at the idea of sleeping with Michele and giving Lydia his bed...Kevin says it's pitch black in there and he turns on the light...Jordan says she feels like she has to poo 🥴 Jeff giggles and says he feels like he has to go pee...Jordan pinches Jeff's face and they banter about going to pee...Jeff goes in for the neck again and leaves Jordan giggling… It turns Jeff on 12:20-12:27pm Jordan & Kevin are in the BY talking. Kevin asks Jordan if she's kissed Jeff yet...she says no but she says you know Jeff kissed me in the bathroom when I was putting on my lip gloss. Kevin says he remembers. They game talk for awhile and then a few minutes later Jeff comes outside. Jeff asks if Jordan slept good? Jordan nods yes...Jeff says he did too, he was out like boom after she left. Jeff's eating an apple and Jordan points out that when Jeff is talking he always does something with his hands. Jeff smiles. Kevin says mmm, hmm. Kevin puts his hand on Jordan's leg and asks him if it makes him jealous?...Jeff says it turns him on. ;) They laugh...Jeff says "this was a delicious apple"...Jordan says "you said that cuz I hate that word, I hate the word delicious"...Kevin says "deh-lih-cious"...Jordan says "see, don't say that" LOL Jeff tells Kevin that if he goes back and watches the season you can count on one hand how many times Jordan has complimented Jeff throughout the whole show, he's saying if they (J&J) make it to the final 2...none!..."everything is a stone, say something nice about me!"...Jordan says "I do!"...Jeff says "no you don't"...Jordan says she thinks of them in her head, he knows she kids around with him so stop! Jeff says that every word he says Jordan says that's gross, eww...Jordan says "like delicious? I hate that word"...Kevin laughs and Jeff says "what's wrong with delicious?"...Jordan gets grossed out again when they both say it. LOL Jeff laughs and says that doesn't make sense...Jordan says she hates the word scrumptious...Jeff then picks up a bug off the ground and chases after Jordan with it telling her to say something nice about him...LOL Jeff blows up the raft/Michele is weird 12:34-12:42pm The first part of this makes me laugh, it really says it all when it came to how weird Jeff thought Michele was. Jeff sits down on the BY couch to blow up the blue raft that had been "popped", when he puts it in his mouth he realizes it has rubbing alcohol on it (?) and he spits twice onto the ground grossed out, he yells out to Michele who is tanning to ask her if you put rubbing alcohol to clean the raft, it's ok to put your mouth on it right? Michele says on the raft? Jeff says yeah, he's not drinking it or anything...Michele says it should be fine...Jeff says "should be fine? that's reassuring"...in typical fashion Michele starts giggling and mumbling something leaving it on for 10 seconds before he does it and how she doesn't know it all...Jeff looks at her perplexed and says "what?"...Michele says she doesn't know everything... Jeff just looks at her for a couple of seconds, shakes his head like wtf? and goes back to blowing. LOL aaaaand fake yawn from Michele. 🥱 Jordan joins Jeff on the couch and says that Jeff was being so loud earlier when she was sleeping, it sounded like he was bitching about something...Jeff says nothing and keeps blowing...Jordan says "ok, you're ignoring me"...Jeff says "how do you want me to talk and blow this thing up?"...Jordan says "well you stop"...Jeff says well what did I say?...Jordan says she doesn't now but he was bitching...Jeff says he was bitching, he & Casey were talking, he was just venting...Jordan says she thought Michele said something...Jeff says she did... Jordan says is it to keep Ronnie or something?...Jeff says other people want to...Jordan asks who?...Jeff whispers he will tell her later, she's all paranoid. Jeff goes back to blowing...Jordan says it's such a mystery to her how she can't find her reef sandals...Jeff asks if the air is just going right out?...Jordan says he's wasting his time, the hole is on the bottom left hand side...Jeff asks if they found the hole already?...Jordan says Russell did. Jeff stops blowing and says it seems good to him for now...Jordan says it will for about 20 mins then it will blow air out again...Jeff says that's cool, then when it's time for someone else to use it then they can go f**k themselves LOL Jeff giggles and sits back...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says "yeah, everybody only cares about themselves, why shouldn't I?" Jordan says "well fill me in"...Jeff says "what do you want me to do, she's right there...she's weird"...Jordan says "yeah, I know"...Jordan whispers "what'd she say?"...Jeff shoots her a look...Jordan giggles and says "I wanna know"...Jeff says "nothing, it's crazy"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was bitching because everybody wants her out...Jeff says it's that but moreso that he was just venting about how even though things change, everything is still the same, Casey told him after Jeff went to bed they were still up scheming...Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff says yeah, that's why he got pissed off, wtf is there to talk about?...Jordan asks what Michele said again...Jeff quiets down and makes a face implying she is crazy and he will tell her later, Jeff wants to go in the pool, he gets up and puts his UCLA hat on Jordan. Jeff heads over to the pool and puts the raft in it then goes to the laundry area to put on sunscreen. Jordan is already there and they start whispering again... Jeff is about to tell her what Michele said but wonders if she can hear...Jordan asks if they should go to the bathroom...Jeff says to be honest, it's not that big of a deal...Jeff says Michele is just crazy, she told him that Jeff wanted her out of there, Jeff said who said that? Michele told him she just knows if she went up he would vote her out, what the f**k?...Jordan asks if it's because it's her & him (aligned)...Jeff says she said that Jeff was playing both sides...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff said Michele is...Jordan walks away to not make it look obvious and then Jeff follows her over to the pool area a few seconds later...as Jeff is putting on his sunscreen in the mirror, he glances over at Jordan kind of like she is. Tickling in the pool 12:52-12:54pm Jeff is laying on the blue raft as usual, Jordan enters the pool...Jeff reaches out his hand towards Jordan...Jordan moves towards Jeff and they start flirting...Jordan starts getting ticklish as soon as Jeff's hand nears her neck...he tickles her... Jordan says he's choking her...Jeff says how can he choke her if he can't touch her neck...Jordan says "you're not supposed to choke me"...Jeff imitates Jordan's accent saying "I'm not gonna choke you, I was just playin''...they touch hands... They whisper and laugh about something...Jeff says "what? now you don't like me, you only liked me because you thought I had some shit" (gamewise)...Jordan giggles, Jeff says it wasn't about her and now she's on her way back (out of the pool)...Jeff flicks water at Jordan...Jordan says she's going to lay out...Jeff says they need pool toys...Jeff tells Jordan she can have the raft if she wants, she says it's ok...Laura gets in the pool… Relationships & Injuries talk in the GR 4:25-4:30pm Jeff & Jordan are laying on the bed in the GR, Casey has been there talking with them and is just about ready to leave. He is fiddling with the bike...Jeff says to Jordan "you wanna scratch my arm?" (no response is heard from Jordan)...Casey leaves and immediately Jordan asks "so if I'm here tomorrow what are we gonna cook?"...Jeff smiles and says "we're gonna make out?"...Jordan says "we're gonna cook something"...Jeff says "we're gonna get cookin" 😂 They laugh and Jordan says "that was so cheesy"...Jeff says "I know but it fit"...Jordan says "that was really, really cheesy"...Jeff says "so that means you can't scratch my arm no more"...Jordan says "geeeezz" and starts scratching...Jeff asks if that means she's all cocky that she's going to be there?...Jordan, with a goofy look on her face, says no...Jeff points at her and says "yeah you are"...Jordan laughs and says she feels better now but who knows, it might change tomorrow. Jeff says he told her that...Jordan says she doesn't know, she has to talk to him (Jessie) too because she's got to put the icing on the cake, put the candle & light it. Jeff says just to say what he told her, to explain that Ronnie told her that Jessie didn't like her and she took it as that, they never had a chance to talk so she wants to take this chance to talk...Jordan touches Jeff's ear...Jeff says and if she really wants to butter him up tell him "you look good by the way, then feel his muscles and he'll be like phewwww" 😋 ...they laugh...Jordan says she'll say that she won't tell Jeff...Jeff says "he'll love it, you'll be his best BFF". Jordan says she is stuffed up...Jeff asks if it's because it's cold in that room?...Jordan says maybe but it could be because she's got boogers in her nose...Jeff asks if she talks extra loud when they're not talking so it looks (to others) like they're not talking...Jordan giggles and says she's not, she's talking normal...Jeff squeezes her nose and Jordan says she doesn't want everyone seeing them talk (little late for that don't ya think? LOL) ...Jordan asks if she has boogers in her nose?...Jeff says no...Jordan feels like it...Jordan says she's sleepy...so sleepy!! (in her cartoon voice)...Jeff says "don't talk in that voice, I don't like that at all"...she starts up again and Jeff closes her mouth with his hand. Jeff says she doesn't like certain words he says...Jordan says "delicious"...Jeff says delicious he can't stop...Jordan says "crunchy, I mean crunk"...Jeff says he hasn't said that in awhile, he's telling her it's only in certain occasions...Jordan says when Jeff leaves this house he can't say it because it's not cool...Jeff says "I'm gonna text you crunk every day"...Jordan says "I'm not gonna respond"...Jeff says "yeah? I'm going to give you a fake number"...they laugh... Jordan starts punching Jeff's pillow to try and annoy him...he looks at her...Jordan asks if it's working? Jeff says "a little bit" and they laugh...Jeff asks Jordan if "that" was what she wanted to talk to him so bad about...Jordan says "yeah...that was good"...Jeff says that she was excited?...Jordan says no, what she told Casey and him...Jeff says oh, yeah, that was no big deal...Jeff says he doesn't trust him at all (Jessie), he tells the story of when it was for all 4, then it was all 3...Jordan says they excluded her...Jeff says he offered protection but didn't mean it, he also says it's good Jordan & Lydia are talking again...Jordan says she knows...feeds go to fish... Relationships & Injuries talk Part 2 4:30-4:40pm Feeds return to J&J...Jordan says you know they're going to be on lockdown, for the whole night...Jeff thinks maybe, maybe not...Jordan thinks they are, they try to remember if they were last week at the same time...Jeff looks at Jordan who is picking at her nose and he says "what's up booger?"...Jordan says "yeah, I know" and Jeff laughs...Jordan gets up to go blow her nose in the bathroom...Jeff closes his eyes... Feeds go off J&J for a bit and then return just after the 4:35pm mark but with no audio, Jordan is sitting cross legged talking to Jeff...audio returns with Jordan saying he's down on his knees at Jenny's grave and he's crying (Forrest Gump reference)...Jeff says yeah, yeah, it's sad and his mom's grave...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jordan says she always puts herself in the situation...Notebook, she always cries...Jeff says every girl loves that movie, he thought it was alright...Jordan says she loved it and says "alright?"...Jeff says he thought it was good but girls LOVE that movie. Jeff says "the thing is girls could have that but they're too big of bitches to have that, you know what I mean?"...Jordan says "yeah right! it depends on the guy...it does, it all depends on the guy"...Jeff says "alright, I think it depends on the girl cuz I"...Jordan says "no, because guys can be umm, buttholes and it can like...I don't know, I think it just depends on the guy too, I think well maybe it's mutual"...Jeff says "yeah, you're right, of course, yeah yeah of course"...Jordan says "it depends"...Jeff says "I can be a lot nicer, a lot more romantic, but it's like what are you doing it for? for some chick that's going to put one right in your back? you know what I mean?"...Jordan starts laughing... Jeff says "and then you feel like a bigger idiot"...Jordan says "you're bitter"...Jeff says "a little bit"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "I can tell, why are you so bitter?"...Jeff says "with what? in general?"...Jordan says "yeah". Jeff says "I got a little chip on my shoulder" Jordan says "a little chip? I think it's a big chip and it's probably about to fall and crash in the water" 🧐 Jeff laughs and says "what?...oh man" Jordan asks Jeff what happened? why is he so bitter?...Jeff says "nothin"...Jordan says "why can't you talk about it!?"...Jeff says "talk about what?"...Jordan says what she's asking him about being so bitter, why can't he talk about it...Jeff says "what do you mean? bitter about what?"...Jordan says "every time someone says something about relationships you say it negatively"...Jeff says "I don't know, I haven't had good relationships that's why"...Jordan says "I know...tell me about them" Jordan says "I wanna know!"...Jeff says "whaddya wanna know?"...Jordan says "I don't know, tell me, start by telling me something"...Jeff says "uhh, forget it, there's no point, I've moved on, I'm living in the now"...Jordan says "I know but I'm trying to go back in the past...so tell me"... Jeff says "I was in jail for a long time because I killed one of my ex-girlfriends, you wanna hear about it?"😳😅 Jordan says "seriously"...Jeff says "no, get outta here...I don't want to talk about, it's nothing big, it's nothing traumatic, it's just, my relationships haven't worked out"...Jordan says "why? she cheated on you?"...Jeff says "sometimes, sometimes I cheated yeah but lately, no not cheated, nah I wouldn't say that, it's just not good"...Jordan says "how not good!?"...Jeff says "omg!"...Jordan says "I want to know, we gotta have a conversation"... Jeff says they are having a conversation...Jordan says "tell me"...Jeff says he'll tell her later, he's not in the mood...Jordan asks if Jeff is scared they're watching...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, he would like it more if they were watching and then he'd tell the story...they smile at each other...Jeff says "it's not one story in general, it's a combination of shit, it's too much, I'm being honest, she wouldn't understand if he told her anyway, I'm being serious...a lot goes into it, but it's all good"...Jordan says "in the hood?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says ok. Jeff says "you trust me?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff gives her a serious look and says "what?"...Jordan says "I don't know"... Jeff says "don't give me any doubt about you cuz then (hand gesture) I cut it off"...Jordan pretends to stab Jeff in the chest, lol...Jordan asks how is it cut off?...Jeff says "that's it, you're done with Jeff"...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "your Jeff time is over"...Jordan says "you'd be sad"...Jeff says "you'd be sad"...Jordan says "you would be sad"...big smile from Jeff...Jordan says Jeff would be "awww, I miss her"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "don't lie, don't lie"...Jeff says of course, now he would but she did nothing to make him not think that way, if she did something...there's nothing she could do so it's no big deal. Jeff says "you're good people Jordan"...Jordan says "thanks, I try...you too"...Jeff says "yah?"...feeds switch to the HOH room when Jordan was just saying "you remind..." Relationships & Injuries talk Part 3 4:41-4:48pm Feeds return to J&J in the GR shortly after the 4:41pm mark with Jordan telling Jeff he reminds her of her...Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't think that?...Jeff jokingly says they're identical, they were separated at birth...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says "me too, we have a lot of things in common"...Jeff says "my sideburns are long, your sideburns are long" 😛 Jeff says he needs to trim his hair, it's getting a little long...Jordan says "let me trim it"...Jeff says he doesn't really trust her, lol...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he'll let her cut some of it because it doesn't really matter...Jordan says he's been saying that since last week...Jeff says he hasn't cut it...Jordan says to let her cut it...Jeff says next week, when she's still there...Jordan says "you think?"...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff says all she needs is 5, he goes over the votes...Jordan says you never know, things could change last minute...Jeff assures her he is sure Jessie will vote for her to stay, he wants her to stay, he wants to be with them so it would be a good faith gesture... Jordan touches Jeff's belly and says "what if I pierced your belly button?" :) Jeff says "you say that every day"...Jordan says "cuz I like squeezing you"...Jeff says he thinks you get stomach aches from that...Jordan doesn't think so...Jordan tells the story of one time when she was little, she had to pee real bad and...Jeff says he's not sure he wants to hear this story, how old was she?...Jordan thinks about 10...Jeff says "did you pee in your belly button?" Jordan says "no! listen!" Jordan says it was her sister, her & her brother, they always used to sleep like that and every summer when they'd stay at her grandparent's house they'd all have to sleep in the bed together, she had to pee real bad but was half asleep/half awake and she didn't want to get up...her sister rolled over thinking she was a pillow...Jordan says she used to be chubby when she was little, when she was 10 she was chubby, husky, big, she always ate, she'd eat 2 or 3 bowls of cereal and so her sister elbowed her in her stomach and she had to pee, OMG, she had the worst pain in her belly button, she felt like it was right down in there...(Jeff's face during this story is priceless, lol)...Jordan says she was higher up so her sister kept nailing her :/ ...Jeff says "did you pee?"...Jordan says "no, it hurt and then when I went to the bathroom it would pee, stop, pee, stop, pee, stop and then after that I would get really bad pain aches in my belly button"...Jeff says "weird" LOL Jeff says he can save up his pee and she can give him a shot in the gut...Jordan says no, he doesn't want to do that, it hurts...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says anything to do with your stomach, your belly button, your eyes or your ears or your nose or your mouth, anything like that... Jeff asks if Jordan has ever had a really bad injury? did she break any bones?...Jordan says she cracked her elbow in half...Jeff asks if she had to wear one of those hard casts (bends his arm)...Jordan shows him yes, she did...Jeff says no, you didn't!...Jordan swears she did...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "you wanna hear the story?"...Jeff says "yeah". Jordan says she was in 3rd grade and still chubby, she was trying to swing on the monkey bars, she swung forward real fast because of her weight and then she backed up and BAM fell backwards on the metal thing, it feels like when you hit your funny bone, it just feels like tingly balls right there (Jeff smiles big...so cute!)... Jordan says she told her teacher she couldn't move her arm, the teacher thought she just bruised it, she told her again she couldn't move it, it turned purple and blue and got fat and then they called her mom, she went to the doctor, got x-rays, broke it, got a blue cast...Jeff asks if she could move it or was there a pin holding it?...Jordan shows Jeff what kind of cast it was and how she could still move it...Jeff thought she was in traction, LOL...Jeff asks if she shattered or fractured it?...Jordan says it just split apart...Jeff says dislocated or broken?...Jordan says it was broken, she was in a cast for 6 weeks. Jordan says it would itch real bad so she would take a pencil and dig it down in there...Jeff says he's heard that before...Jeff says 6 weeks isn't too bad...Jordan says it hurt and then not long after that this boy came into the school in a wheelchair and he was hit by a car...Jeff says that's terrible...Jordan says he was sledding down his driveway and a car was coming and it ran over his leg...Jeff says what do you mean in a wheelchair?...Jordan says he had to be in a wheelchair...Jeff says oh, after! she made it seem like some guy is just rolling down the street and someone just plowed into him...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says that's what he thought, Jesus! that's terrible...Jordan says no, he was sledding...Jeff sees what she's saying...Jordan says he broke his leg and had to be in a wheelchair...Jeff says but then he got out of the wheelchair?...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says she can't just throw a wheelchair story in there...Jordan says "oh, well my bad"...Jordan lays back down and says she thought he understood...Jeff says "no...I do now". Relationships & Injuries talk Part 4 4:48-4:59pm Jordan lays down and says she wants to eat. Jeff says "don't start, you're doing so good, I'm proud of you...just one more day"...Jordan says thanks and they high five. Jordan says she's going to have to do competitions by herself (no more populars)...Jeff thinks BB will do something...Jordan says Jeff needs to stay on his team to be safe...Jeff says he needs to, what if they put him & her up on the block...Jordan says she would be sad...Jeff says they might as well just leave...Jordan says she'd be mad, real mad...Jeff says they'd be fu**ed, they be on slop and be eliminated. Jeff says that if it comes down to it and she needs to pick someone for her team, she should pick Jessie...Jordan says on mine?...Jeff says yeah, mmm, hmm, this way he has to protect you plus Natalie will be on his team so he'll be protected plus he's king in here so why not you know? Jeff asks what else? did she ever get stitches...Jordan says yeah, on her lip, she thinks she did, she had them on her boobs, on her knee, no not on her knee...Jeff asks if she can't remember if she got stitches or not?...Jordan says on her lip she did, she got a fork shoved up her lip, a fork!!...she demonstrates... LOL Jeff says "and it came out the inside?"...Jordan says "all the way"...Jeff's eyes open wide saying "wow"...Jordan says she had a piece of cake walking down the steps on the concrete...Jeff covers his mouth and says oh no!!...Jordan says she tripped and fell, she fell down the steps and the way the fork landed, her face landed down on it...Jeff says it sounds terrible...Jordan says it went straight up...Jeff says blah!...Jordan says she cried all the way to the ER...Jeff says he bets, did they take the fork out?...Jordan says yeah, they stretched out her lip...Jeff says "you went to the doctor with the fork in your face!?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "no you didn't!"...Jordan swears, she was little, probably like 4 or 5...Jeff imitates how Jordan would have looked and cracks up...Jordan says she was sitting on her mom's lap...Jeff says when she was getting stitches she was thinking about where the rest of her cake was 😂 ...Jordan says "probably"...they laugh. Jordan says her sister was having a birthday party and they had to leave...feeds switch to the HOH room... Feeds return...Jordan is saying she gets real nervous...Jeff says he hates when he has to carry a tray of martinis, he gets so nervous now from all the years of waitering, if they're filled to the top..Jordan says you drink martinis?...Jeff says no when he has to serve them...Jordan says "you don't work there"...Jeff says when he used to be a waiter...Jordan says oh, oh, oh...Jeff says he would get all nervous with the tray, try to tell himself to not shake because they will so filled to the top, they'd give him a tray and he'd only take 2 at a time...Jordan says she'd take 4 at a time...Jordan asks if Jeff likes fishbowls?...Jeff says on spring break? he had them then...Jordan says they have them at her work, Jeff says they don't have them near him... Relationships & Injuries talk Part 5 5-5:05pm Jordan grabs Jeff's hand, plays with his thumb 😊 and starts talking about Mardi Gras and how they have these long green drinks called grenades, they're long and at the bottom they have a grenade, you drink one and you're like guuuuurrrrr, he should have seen her there, she was a mess, she looked like death...you eat, you drink, you wake up, you're hungover, you start drinking, then the next day it's the same thing...Jeff says that's Vegas too, your only way out is to drink again, that's how he is...Jordan says you feel better...Jeff says his favorite part of Vegas is the pool...Jordan asks what the pool is like...Jeff says it's just a big, giant party, everyone is just drinking, talking, sitting around the pool, swimming, everyone just gets crunked up...he looks at Jordan who gives him the finger...Jeff says it's his favorite, you get sun and then nap. Jordan asks who Jeff goes with? his guy friends?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if it's more fun with guy friends or with a girlfriend?...Jeff says he went with a girl once or twice, it was fun...Jordan bets it's more fun with guy friends...Jeff agrees but it depends what your girl or guy is like. Jordan asks if Jeff gambles? Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff is a good gambler?...Jeff says no...Jordan says "I can see you being terrible"...Jeff says to take it easy...Jordan says "quit throwing stones" Jeff says he gets out of control, that's his problem, he feels it's personal that he's losing, he gets pissed and doubles his bets, throwing alcohol into the mix doesn't help...Jordan says right...Jeff says he's a perfect stooge for Vegas, he drinks but you have all these $5 chips and drinks are free when you're playing, all you have to do is tip, he'd rather buy a drink because he ends tipping them 5 bucks anyway and if he's winning he'll give them 10 bucks, you have chips and it's not money, it's like your money is fake in Vegas. Jordan asks how far Vegas is from LA?...Jeff says it's a 4 hour drive, a 45 min flight...Jordan says shut up!...Jeff and his buddies used to drive there at 2 in the morning, get there at 6 and start rocking and rolling. Jeff says it's fun but you can't do it all the time, he gets wore out. Casey walks in and they banter...Casey says Jeff takes things the wrong way and gets fired up...Jeff says Jordan says the same thing and that he's feisty sometimes...Casey says with the people that like you, you jackass...Jordan says yeah, thanks...Jeff says he's only like that because he cares, if he didn't he would ignore them...Casey says whatever helps you sleep at night, lol...Jeff says he needs some help...Casey says Jeff could use a counsellor...Jeff says me? why do you say that?...Jordan giggles and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says see?...Jeff says what is he mental? they're just pulling his strings...Casey starts singing "in a dump truck"...Jordan sings along and Jeff smiles big at her... Jeff says to tell Casey one of her stories...Jordan says he doesn't want to hear them...Jeff says to tell him what a good waitress she is...Jeff gets up...Jordan says she's terrible, she forgets drinks...Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek real cute...Casey says he could see that coming...Jeff leaves... Relationships & Injuries talk Part 6 5:09-5:19pm Jeff returns to the GR with a bowl of fruit salad asking Jordan if she minds he eat in front of her...Jordan doesn't care...Jeff sits back where he was and eats… Jordan out of the blue says "I love little babies when if you eat something in front of them and then they want a little bit of it, they sit there and look at you and they want some more, it's so cute"...Jeff says his little niece goes like this (holds out his arm reaching)...Jordan says aww...Casey asks how old she is?...Jeff says she just turned one...Casey says she's the same as Morgan, he just turned one last week of June. Casey asks if they saw the movie Australia...Jeff says no but heard it was alright...Casey says it was long but good, it's two movies in one, the kid in the movie, Morgan does what he does, he says "I sing you to me"...Jeff says his other niece Marley...Casey says his buddy's kid is Marley, last name Potts...Jeff says that's a little...Casey says he likes reggae, Jeff says his brother does too...Jeff starts to tell the story of when he videotaped Marley on his phone...feeds go to fish and return a minute later...Jeff is saying something about a movie being good, something about Morgan Freeman. Jordan says "my grandpa told me"...Casey starts singing and feeds go to fish again, they return with Jordan laughing about bumping a girl with her stomach, LOL. She demonstrates...Casey walks out saying geez oh weez... Jordan sits down again and Jeff says "what happened to your leg?"...Jordan looks for what he's talking about and says it's a bruise, she guesses she got hit, he did it, he doesn't remember?...Jeff says shut up...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff says she keeps looking at his food...Jordan says it looks good...Jeff asks if she wants him to not eat it in front of her?...Jordan doesn't care...Jordan in a goofy voice says "I'm about to make me some more slop!"...Jeff locks eyes with Jordan and smiles... Jordan says "more slop"...Jeff says it's just one more day...Jordan says "cook me something good"...Jeff says "whatever you want, I'll make it"...Jordan asks if she has to wait til midnight?...Jeff says it doesn't matter because she'll be happy she stayed...Jordan says maybe she won't be hungry because her nerves will be bad...Jeff says she better not poop...Jordan says she has to make a speech...Jeff asks if she wants help...Jordan says yeah, she can tell him what she wants to say and he can help her word it better...Jeff says alright. Jeff says it's going to be funny because she's going to be nervous...Jordan says she knows she will be, she'll get red, forget her words and start stuttering, she'll just cut it...Jeff says not to rehearse too much...Jordan says last week she started rambling and then cut it, it probably didn't make sense...Jordan describes how she answered Julie's question about her & Lydia's fight, she said something about her veins shooting out of her neck..Jeff says he was like "what?"...Jordan says Julie was probably wondering what she was talking about. Jeff says he knew Julie was going to ask him something but not about what...Jordan says he did good. Casey comes back in, Jeff finishes his fruit salad, puts the bowl away and lays back down...Jordan fluffs a pillow to which Jeff asks if she wants to lay down on him...she nods yes...Jeff gets comfy first then Jordan lays down. Jeff and Casey chit chat about the Florida Gators, football and Michael Jordan...Jordan announces she is hungry, gets up and leaves the boys to continue chatting about sports… Kitchen hug & bathroom bite 11:06-11:09pm Jordan approaches Jeff who is sitting at the kitchen counter...Jeff hugs her from behind and squeezes her...he asks if she's tired?... It's hard to hear exactly what they're talking about because of the other HG's in the kitchen talking loudly but Jeff is heard saying "are you nervous?"...Jordan nods yes... Jeff encourages Jordan to go practice (the mock game outside), she should prepare...Jordan says she's bad at it...Jeff says "you should practice, it's here for a reason...so take advantage and you can win yourself an HOH"...Jordan says she knows, she's being stubborn and says "I can practice tomorrow though can't I?"...Jeff says "if you want to...maybe it won't be here"...Jeff and Jordan get quiet looking at what's going on in the kitchen... On Cam 4 Jeff can be seen reaching for Jordan and rubbing her backside...Jordan moves away and Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jordan follows him in there... She sits down on the bed and then Jeff lays down behind her and gives her a love bite on her arm :) They talk with Laura about how tomorrow might go (live show day)...Jeff rubs his face on Jordan's shirt :) ...Jordan says she's hungry again...Laura too...feeds switch…

July 21 The house turns on Ronnie/Moments of comfort amongst the chaos 12:25-2:40am The whole house realizes what "the Rat" has been up to, dividing the house and pitting one side against the other. The HG's gather outside to talk it all out w/o Ronnie who is holed up in the HOH and through it all Jeff & Jordan stay close, supporting each other amidst the chaos around them...they lean on each other...what has become the norm for them in the BB house. Chain of events: 12:25am Jeff & Jordan go to the hammock to try and get to the bottom of the rumors about Russell & Laura campaigning. 12:30am onward Ronnie's jig is up. 1:05am Who's fu**in' cat is that in the picture? 😂 😂 1:39am, 1:58am, 2:00am, 2:05am Jeff & Jordan standing getting close. 2:09am Jeff sits down and holds Jordan. 2:10am Jordan sits down near Jeff. 2:16am Jeff rubs Jordan's leg. 2:26am Jeff leans his head on Jordan and shoulder kisses her 2:31 am Jeff lays his head on Jordan's shoulder Jordan scratches Jeff’s back in the HN room 3:48-4:12am After the Ronnie blow up, Jeff goes to bed in the RR. Jordan finishes up talking to Chima in the bathroom and heads to bed. Jordan scares Jeff a little by pinching him, she giggles and Jeff says omg...he smiles and reaches out to her with his arm saying "come here" (I always love the way Jeff says this to her 🥰) Jordan says "what no, I gotta go in there" (HN room)...Jeff pulls Jordan down to him but Jordan says she can't sleep in there... Jeff says "come lay down with me"...Jordan says for him to lay down with her in the HN room...Jeff doesn't sound enthused...Jordan shrugs saying to go in there because everybody is sleeping in the RR and they'll be talking...Jeff as per usual says "scratch my back?"...Jordan says she will and goes into the HN room...Jeff follows after putting on his sweatpants. Jeff enters, lays face down and says "wtf?"...Jordan laughs saying "welcome to our bed"...Jeff says he doesn't like it at all, he's going back...but he doesn't LOL Jordan starts scratching...Jeff says "wow, I don't like this"...Jordan asks if he wants a blanket...Jeff says a little bit, yeah...Jordan says she has two and throws one over Jeff's legs. Jordan says "what a crazy night" and continues scratching...Jeff feels like he's dreaming...Jordan knows...Jeff says things make sense now...Jordan agrees...Jeff wondered wtf was going on...Jordan says he (Ronnie) got caught, she bets he feels like crap...Jeff says he's good, he'll give him that...Jordan scratches Jeff's armpit asking if it tickles...Jeff says no...Jordan imitating Jeff says "it feels nice"...Jordan hopes BB lets them sleep in tomorrow because she's going to be so tired...feeds go to fish briefly...Jeff says they'll talk about it all day tomorrow...Jordan thinks she'll sleep all day. Jordan says it gets really cold in the HN room at night...feeds go to fish again...Jordan says it's like starting all over again, she wishes Ronnie would just quit to let her and Laura stay...Jeff says not much will change...Jordan says he'll be ignored for a week...Jordan asks if Jeff shaved his armpit...Jeff says "you like armpits" :) ...Jordan says "no I don't"...Jeff hmm's...(she likes your armpits) Jordan says it's hard in there and the little dinky pillows...Jeff says the pillows suck balls...fish again...Jordan keeps scratching...more fish...they discuss Ronnie and how far he would have gotten and that they were done talking to him...Jordan pats Jeff and he whines "nooo"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says it usually means Jordan is done...Jordan giggles. Jordan says it's weird when you live with people for awhile, you feel like you know them a lot longer than you do...Jordan says she feels like she has known Jeff forever and Jeff says me too...Jordan says maybe it's because they're both so open talking about pooting...and he farts in front of her :) ...Jeff says "you like that?"...Jordan says "stuff like that"...Jordan asks him if Jeff farts in front of his girlfriends?...Jeff says not usually unless he dates them for awhile...Jordan asks how long dating?...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "not 2 weeks" 😅 Jordan moves up to Jeff's head and starts rubbing asking "how was your wine?" Jeff says it was good, he didn't even feel like talking...Jordan asks "doesn't if feel good when people rub your face?" Jeff says "I love it and my hair"...Jordan says "you love it when people rub you period"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she had to put Neosporin on her boob, the one stitch part, she hasn't been doctoring it...Jeff asks if you can still see the cut?...Jordan says it's moreso like a scab, it probably hasn't healed as well...Jeff wants to see...Jordan rubs the front of Jeff's hair and says he's burning up, his forehead seems hot...Jeff says it's the sunburn. Jordan keeps rubbing saying the camera is right on them, she asks if Jeff is sleeping?...Jeff says no, he's in the zone, this is the best session ever...Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says because Ronnie put him up, she doesn't know...Jeff says because everyone hated him for no reason...Jordan says it's cuz of Ronnie, they had a little bug...Jordan asks if she's being too loud?...Jeff says no if they keep talking the way they are...Jeff says Ronnie's a rat...Jordan bets he can't sleep tonight...Jordan complains she looks terrible in the DR with no make up on...FISH... Jordan says she looks rough...Jeff disagrees saying she looks good without makeup...Jordan says "Jeff"...Jeff is confused...Jordan says it's nothing, she just says Jeff sometimes...Jordan starts playing with Jeff's ear making a buzzing sound and asking if he's got any gnats in there, any roaches? she giggles... Jordan asks Jeff about Ross the intern, how they had to do those interviews that day, she starts giggling and FISH briefly ..Jordan starts saying that they asked and she's sure they asked Jeff if he was going to have a showmance...FISH AGAIN!!! Grrrr Jordan then says "did he say that to you?" (I think she was saying that Ross told her there was someone in the house she could have a showmance with)...Jeff says that Ross said that to him too...Jordan giggles and says "I wanna know who it was"...DUH - Jeff!! Jordan says her hand/arm is tired...Jeff whines...Jordan grabs a hold of Jeff's arm and rubs his hand...Jordan says his hands are warm too, Jordan guarantees it will be freezing in there tonight...Jeff says he can't sleep in there...Jordan says she is just saying...Jeff says he's going to sleep so good tonight...Jordan agrees...Jeff says he can't believe the others are still talking about it...Jordan says Casey is so funny...Laura has entered the room and whispers something to J&J...they say that Jeff is just in there talking. They start talking about Ronnie again, Laura is just glad it all came out before she leaves...Jeff says he is sure they'll talk about it all day ad nauseum...Jordan says it's weird he gets to stay and one of them has to leave...Jeff says "thank God I got that veto"...they talk about Ronnie lying about not intending for Jeff to leave...Laura says that it's funny he tried to pit Laura against Jordan...Jeff says that's where he got too big...Jordan says she asked Jeff what was going on and she knew Laura wouldn't campaign against her...Jeff says things didn't make sense. Jeff leans into Jordan, puts his hand on her waist and starts rubbing her belly... Jordan takes Jeff's hand and puts it on her butt, he playfully goes back to rubbing and she places it away again, he squeezes her butt and she giggles. Jordan says he lied a lot, she's glad he got caught...Jeff nods yes and starts rubbing her back...Jordan says it's going to be freezing...Jeff throws his blanket over her and goes in for a neck nuzzle/bite...they keep talking about Ronnie, Laura says he was using them as toys the whole time...Jordan tells Jeff that what he did tickled so he does it again...Jordan tells Jeff that's her ticklish spot. Jeff says it's a nightmare in there...Jordan says wait until he has it, he doesn't want slop and to be in there...they whisper some more while Jeff prepares to go to bed...Jordan says "you can go to bed now"...Jeff laughs asking if she just said he could? (go to bed)...Jeff says "thanks, I was planning on staying here all night" LOL...Jeff says they can talk about it tomorrow til they throw up, it's gonna be fun...Jeff leans into Jordan and gives her a goodnight kiss on the cheek, says to have fun in there and leaves… Sleepy bathroom hug 8:38am The HG's are woken up early after being up very late...Jeff & Jordan are super tired. Jeff has just sprayed the toilet area so his eyes are stinging. Jordan gives Jeff a big hug, Jeff rubs her back. What’s on your mind? 4:27-4:29pm Feeds switch to J&J who are talking in the GR but audio is not on them, it's on sleeping Michele & Casey outside. lol Audio is restored with Jordan asking Jeff if he popped the raft? Jeff says no, Lydia says he did it but it was Jessie, he swears to God it wasn't...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff asks why she was asking him?...Jordan says she just thought it might be him because he's always on it...Jeff says it was Jessie, he popped it but he thinks you can still fill it up. Jeff asks "what's on your mind?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "liar"...Jordan says "no, nothing why!?"...Jeff says she has something on her mind...Jordan says nuh-uh...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "liar...what you got? show your cards"...Jordan says "no I'm not saying shit"...Jeff says "what you got?"...Jordan says "I'll tell you later"...Jeff smiles and says he knew she had something, he slaps her leg. Jordan laughs and says "how'd you know?"...Jeff says "oh! is it about Russell?"...Jordan says "kind of"...Jeff says he has to tell her something too. Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside?...Jeff doesn't seem thrilled...Jordan says it's just for a second, he doesn't have to stay...Jeff laughs and says "you're such a loser, why wouldn't you just be like I have to tell you something"...Jordan laughs and says "I don't know!...I don't know, shut up, now come on, let's go"...they head outside... We're a package 4:30-4:38pm Jeff & Jordan come outside to talk, they sit on the pool chairs in the shade. Jeff says "whoa this is like good huh?"...Jordan says it's nothing but she tells him that Lydia told her that Russell is in on it with Ronnie and there's more to it, she just agreed with everything she said, Lydia said that this morning Russell was laying on the couch up there and he was overdoing it, she caught him in some lies. Lydia told her that Russell always said he hated Jordan and would put her up if he was HOH. Jordan puts on her bikini top that was sitting outside drying. LOL Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks about that? Jeff says he doesn't know...who the f**k knows...Jordan says she is scared if Russell gets HOH he will put her up...Jordan says that Lydia told her they have to get rid of Natalie because she will ruin Jessie's chances, even Chima said so because they know if it came down to it, they know Jessie would pick Natalie. Jeff says "see we weathered the storm and things are changing now and we get a free pass with everything because we really didn't say shit you know? and the only ones who fought..." Jeff notices Jordan was zoning out so he says Oh? did you see me talking? forget it...Jordan says she was listening and repeats what Jeff said. Jeff says it doesn't matter. Jordan says she's scared because everybody knows they are like this (crosses her fingers)...she is worried she is going home Thursday, does Jeff think she is?...Jeff says he doesn't...Jordan says "you swear?"...Jeff says "no, I'm lying to you Jordan"...Jordan says "do you think I got the votes?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she will be so upset if she leaves...Jeff says he thinks she is good, he's serious, he thinks she's good. They go over scenarios regarding voting...Jeff says Casey will vote for her...Jordan thinks she has Michele...Jeff says he doesn't trust Michele...Jordan says you have to be careful...Jeff says really careful but she's smart...Jordan and Jeff agree they can use her as an asset...Jeff says Jessie & Natalie will vote for Jordan...Jordan isn't so sure...Jeff reassures her...Jeff says nothing is going to change now...Jordan says she can tell Laura is a little bit more quiet with her. Jeff says everybody likes her, she's a good person, everyone likes her...Jordan says that is why she tried to do the dishes too ...Jeff laughs, he didn't think about that...Jeff says she always does them...Jordan says she was trying to be extra nice and help Jessie. Jordan says it's good because now Jessie & Natalie like them...Jeff says it's not only that but they never talk to them so they can't get on their nerves so they probably feel like they gave them a bad rap but amongst them they are getting on each other's nerves and they can float by. Jeff says it's nice out 😊 Jordan says she doesn't trust Russell...Jeff doesn't either but he can use him...Jordan says good job...Jordan doesn't want to go, she's so nervous...Jeff can't believe the lies Ronnie said, there were 10,000 of them...he can't believe he said that Jeff didn't want to stay and that he said fa***t , she is with him all the time and when did she hear him say that?...Jordan says "I stick up for you, the whole time, we're like a package"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "we're a package" :) ...Jeff says "you're right we are a package" 👩‍❤️‍👨 Jeff says see they were right the whole time, they thought they were going crazy...Jordan says she knows...Jeff repeats they were right the whole time...Jordan says they just didn't know it was him and they were blaming Jessie...Jeff says (blaming) everybody, yeah. I’m so glad you’re here 4:38-4:43pm Jordan thinks they should stick by Jessie now...Jeff says f**k that, his power diminished and he knows it, he had everyone by the balls and now he has nothing, he had a weight in Natalie and she gets on people's nerves and they come in a package...Jordan says Lydia told her they need to get rid of Ronnie, then Russell, then Natalie...Jeff says that would be awesome, he would win this fu**ing thing...Jordan says hopefully it will be the two of them standing at the end...Jeff says if they went out like that he would beat Jessie straight up...Jordan says "you would?"...Jeff says "f**k yeah, he's got no brains"...Jordan says "I don't either so you've got to balance it out". Jeff points out that last night when everyone was yelling at Ronnie, they were all a team, Jessie just had his back turned and didn't want to get involved, where the f**k are you? still trying to keep your hands clean? then Jessie warned Jeff about Russell, to not trust him, they were being so paranoid that Russell would end up with them...Jeff says it's a game changer, everything is meant to be in life, you can never get too down on yourself too much. Jeff feels like he is dreaming, all of this isn't real, it's a second chance, he really thought he was gone the next 2 weeks...Jordan is still worried she's leaving, she has a bad feeling...Jeff says of course you do because she's on the block...Jordan says she has Jeff, she has Casey...Jeff says "you don't have me yet" ;) Jordan says "yes I do"...Jeff laughs and smiles at Jordan... Jordan goes over votes for her...Jeff says Lydia still likes her, she should reach out and talk to Lydia...Jordan says she will but she doesn't trust her completely...Jeff says don't but just be friends with her, especially when Laura leaves, Jordan will have another friend in her...Jeff says that's 2 more votes for them. Jordan says they can't get too excited...Jeff knows...Jordan says what if the worst happens and she does leave, she would cry...Jeff says "I would too...you're not going nowhere"...Jordan says for Jeff to start threatening everybody LOL Jeff says "f**k that, you've got the votes"...Jordan says is that why Laura is acting all depressed?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's a bigger threat than her and she is smart...Jeff giggles and says "no offense to you but I think she is too"...Jordan says yeah and smiles/laughs...Jeff says "and whatever, take it with a grain of salt, I'm protecting you anyway"...Jeff asks if Jordan thinks she would do better without him?...Jordan says no...Jeff says good because he feels bad...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he said in the DR that if she goes him, he'll feel at fault and everyone at home is going to be like "why did you (Jordan) make friends with that idiot (Jeff)?". Jordan doesn't understand and thinks Jeff will send her home...Jeff says "see? you think I'm sending you home, your mind is going crazy"...Jordan says she would be mad if he sent her home...Jeff sighs and says "why would I send you home Jordan? you're the only person I can talk to in this whole entire house"...Jeff grabs the planter and says if she left he'd have to talk to the plants and scheme with them. LOL Jordan laughs and says "I know, I'm so glad you're here...if you weren't I would be bored". Jordan says "I don't even know how me & you started being (close)"🥰 ...Jeff says "me neither"...Jordan says she thinks it's because they shared a room and they'd stay up late at night talking...maybe that's how?...Jeff says "like me and you can talk about anything, i can tell you anything and it doesn't even matter, it doesn't have to be about the game or the game, we just talk to vent to each other and we don't have to run to someone else"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says "that's what I like because you can't talk about the game in here all the time 24 hours a day and then everything you say is held against you"...Jordan says "right...well I still think we need to get Russell out of here too, I think he would cause problems" Jeff says everything is alright with him right now because everything is forgiven, right now Jeff thinks they could use him, they could trick him easy. Jordan says she loves Casey, she would like him to go to the end too...Jeff says Casey is a wildcard but he would trust him...Jordan says he goes with the flow… Your sink was shipping 4:43-4:45pm Jordan says she's ashy...Jeff asks about the helicopter flying above, if it could be a news one? Jordan doesn't know...Jeff makes fun of the fact he even thought they might be trying to film them, who the f**k cares about them? LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan hopes they make it to the top 5 😉😉 Jeff says they have a chance now...Jeff says he's going to playing the puppy dog card saying he can't believe everyone was mad at him he's so nice, Jeff laughs...Jordan says to be sweet to everyone, he already was but be super sweet, then Jordan says her stomach, she doesn't know, she's going to be pooping so much on Thursday, her stomach is going to be so upset, if she goes home she will be mad...Jeff says she will be alright...Jordan says "you better promise me"...Jeff says "promise you what?"...Jordan says "that I'm not going home cuz I don't want to be shocked" Jeff says "no, I'll be shocked"...Jeff says he doesn't think she is going home and not to worry, he'll talk to a couple of people before Thursday...Jordan says she needs 5 votes, she goes over the votes...Jeff brings up what's the difference between the 3 couples in the house?...Jordan says they're jealous cuz they know they're close and they don't run their mouths...Jordan says she tells Jeff 'basically' everything...Jeff says basically? what is she hiding? ;) Jordan says "major stuff" LOL Jordan says her legs are ashy again, she shaved them and went in the pool...Jeff sarcastically says that's so hygenic...Jordan says huh? don't use big words ...Jeff says he tries not to...Jordan says she's gaining weight on slop, she wants to eat so bad...Jeff warns Jordan not to be stupid and eat just because Laura wants to...Jordan says "yes father"...Jeff says he is just trying to help you, then eat it, then go fu**ing eat a whole pizza, see if I care...Jordan says to quit cussing...Jeff says he's trying to help her and she's being a smartass...Jeff says it's less weight to carry, go eat that pizza, he laughs...Jordan says "I'll hit you" 😅 Jeff goes back to game talk, lol...he says if bozo goes home next week that's one more person gone and then they're in the jury house...Jordan says they have to make it to final 4 or 5, she thinks they are...Jeff says his goal was don't be the first eliminated, make it to the jury house and then win this motherfu**er, you gotta climb the ladder, his goal is jury house now and still some shit could happen...Jordan points out how Jeff hand gestures...Jeff says he feels like he has a new life...Jordan doesn't feel depressed anymore...she asks if Jeff thinks Russell could change Natalie's & Jessie's mind?...Jeff doesn't think so, they're bumping heads...Jordan asks again...Jeff doesn't think so...Jeff thinks Russell is fading away from them and wants to come to J&J. Jordan says Jeff got the bad end of the stick...Jeff says the super bad end...Jordan says he got an ass licking...Jeff says "dude, my butt is still sore"...Jeff says that is why Dan was telling him to hang in there because on TV they probably made him look like a prostitute, everyone was just banging him. They bring up the costume Jeff wore in the Truth Hurts comp and how Jeff hated the answer he gave more than the costume itself...Jordan says that and the Technotronics...she starts giggling and says honestly, who thinks of that? Technotronics? youuuuu...Jeff says they say such a big deal about it...Jordan says he will probably be known as the Technotronics boy...Jeff says they beat a dead horse in here about that line, it's their favorite...Jordan says she just loves hearing him explain it...Jeff cracks up. Jeff says he's not smoking for a couple of days...Jordan wants to lay out again, does she look pale?...Jeff says no, she can lay out tomorrow or go now, whatever...Jordan says the only thing she's worried about going home today...Jeff says that is normal, from the outside looking in, he thinks she is staying...Jordan say she hopes...Jeff says "I hope too"...Jeff says the positive thing is now they do seem to have a say in this thing...they talk about how Ronnie screwed himself with his big mouth...Jeff says he was in big trouble...Jordan says "yeah, your sink was shipping"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says it was sinking ;) Jordan gets up, checks the sun and sits on the same chair as Jeff...Jeff puts his leg over her lap...Jordan says Jeff's ship was definitely sinking...Jeff says his sink was shipping? Jordan says sinking, you know what I mean?...Jeff says he knows what she means. 😄 Jordan says she can't go home saying "you know what I mean?", she will correct her...Jeff says but what she said was a real you know what I mean because she said sink was shipping...you know what I'm saying? 🤣🤣 Jordan says he has to quit saying that because he confuses her...Jeff says "but that was a real...I don't know"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says just put your hat on and go to sleep, just kidding...Jordan says everyone is passed out... Get better at backscratching 4:55-5:02pm Jeff says everyone is getting stressed out (hence everyone is sleeping) and then they didn't sleep the last night...Jordan says she did rub his back...Jeff says "dude, that was the best BB backscratch, our time" ☺️ Jeff says Jordan set that bar that good, she has to get better and better each time...Jordan says "no! why?"...Jeff says because she has to improve herself each day...as a person"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "what do you mean? don't you want to be better each day?"...Jordan says "at backscratching?"...Jeff says "at everything but backscratching might be one of them" ;) Jeff laughs...Jordan says she can't help he's obsessed with wanting to be rubbed. Jeff nods and says it relaxes him...Jordan says she doesn't want them to be seen a lot together at night, she doesn't want them to be perceived as a threat...Jeff says they're not a threat, people are over it...Jordan says "Jeff, listen to what I have to say"...Jeff says for her to tell him what she has to say, he'll go lock himself in a room...Jordan says she just told him...Jeff says ok, leave me alone today, he smiles :)...Jordan says ok and Jeff waves bye ;) Jordan changes her mind LOL and says no, she's saying that people will say they're always hanging out and together but they can wait til tomorrow because tomorrow matters...Jeff says it's stupid but he knows what she means...Jordan says last night they were sitting together and she could feel people looking at them...Jeff says they've always been together, why would things change now?...Jordan says she's on the block and trying to help herself...Jeff understands. Jordan pats Jeff's leg hard and asks if it hurts, Jeff says no, it kind of makes his leg move...Jordan says in a Jeff voice "it kinda feels nice" :) Jeff smiles...they talk about being tangled up in the mic cords, Jeff even had a dream about the same thing, it's the first dream he's had in there, he usually doesn't remember his dreams, they talked about that already...Jeff says wouldn't it be nice if they could just watch TV and make some popcorn...Jordan says popcorn? no, hamburgers...Jeff laughs and says Big Macs & hot dawgs 😂 Jordan says she was going to say in her speech that if they all vote for her, they're Gucci and if they don't, she guesses she is going home Casey and she's going home to get herself a Big Mac...Jordan laughs and Jeff says that is good...Jeff says she has to work on her speech...Jordan says she doesn't know what to say, it's gonna be scary, you could tell Braden was nervous during his speech...Jeff says yeah, big time...they talk about how Jeff had to memorize the script for the veto ceremony, Jordan says she won't be able to, she has bad short term memory...and the feeds go to fish briefly...they return with J&J bantering about the speeches... Jeff wants Jordan to do her speech now in front of him, it will be fun, he wants her to stand up and do it LOL...Jordan starts saying that it's been the longest 3 weeks of her life, they all know who the rat is so now they're good, she really wants to be there, so if they keep her Gucci and if they don't she hates them all. Jordan says she's just kidding, she doesn't know what to say, what should she say?...Jeff says "I don't know...whatever you feel like, it's your speech, it's your moment to rock the microphone"...Jeff suggests not sounding too rehearsed. Jeff kinda braids Jordan’s hair 5:02-5:11pm Jordan wants to lay back so Jeff adjusts and puts a pillow between them at Jordan's request...Jordan leans back and Jeff says she smashed him ;), the adjust some more and finally get comfy. Jordan continues saying she doesn't know what to say in her speech...Jeff says for her just to say what she wants because it'll be funnier and cute...Jordan says "no it won't"...Jeff says it will, it's cute...Jordan says maybe only Jeff thinks that, other people might not. Jeff says no, it's funny...Jordan says "what's funny?"...Jeff says "when you're you" 😊 Jeff says Jordan can't fake it, if she fakes it, it will ruin it, speak from her heart...Jordan says she is speaking from her heart, she's telling the truth, she felt like she was in a psycho ward, she was with a bunch of crazy people for 3 weeks and she did think she needed a psychiatrist...Jeff says another thing is that when Jordan is saying 'I'm sorry" to them she should say she forgives them too because it makes it seem it's all their fault, they fu**ed up more than they did...Jeff starts touching Jordan's hair...Jordan says ok...Jeff says he's serious and he tugs at her hair...Jordan says her hair is so knotted...Jeff says it feels like a wig. 😅 Jordan says "like a wig?", she says it's from being wet, she unties it and says to Jeff "there ya go, play with it"...Jeff holds it in one hand and starts shaking it around...Jordan says she's bald on one side...Jeff says it feels weird, what if he had all that hair?...Jordan misunderstands but says Jeff would be jealous of her long hair...Jeff asks what if he had long hair?...Jordan says she would love it. Jordan says David Beckham looks hot with long hair...Jeff says he could have horns and he'd look good...Jordan says he's just blessed...Jeff says he's a good looking cat, there's no getting around that...Jordan says Tom Brady is hot too...Jeff says the quarterback? Jordan says yeah and for Jeff to keep playing with her hair, puhlease. Jeff says like this?...Jordan says however he wants to play with it, Jordan says Tom's cute too...she then says Jeff is terrible...Jeff wants to know what to do, braid it?...Jordan asks if Jeff knows how to braid?...Jeff says no but he's gonna try, he knows it goes in threes...Jordan shows him how...Jeff says it's a lot of hair, it's kind of making him grossed out...Jordan says "why!?"...Jeff says it's not his deal...Jordan says her hair and her feet gross him out? Jeff says he doesn't know how people are barbers with all the hair and stuff...Jordan keeps showing Jeff how but he's pretty useless LOL Jordan then shows on her bangs to help...meanwhile Michele has woken up and is getting in the pool...Jeff mumbles that this is gross. 🥴 Jordan says she has pretty hair...Jeff knows but he's never messed around with people's hair like this...Jordan laughs...clearly the braiding lesson isn't going well as Jeff says what she's showing him is all reversed...Jeff thinks he has it but he doesn't really. ;) Jordan tells Michele she's teaching him to braid. Jordan keeps trying but Jeff says "dude, it just like made a knot" Jordan says "whatever, you're fired"...Jeff says fired from braiding hair? no problem, it's too much and it's gross. LOL Jordan sits up and puts her hair in a ponytail again. Michele tosses aside the popped raft and that brings up the discussion again over who popped the raft with Jeff asking why Jordan thought it was him...Jordan says he's on it all the time so she assumed it was him, calm down...Jeff wets his finger and pokes Jordan in the ear...Jeff laughs at Jordan saying to Michele that Jeff gave her a "wet Willy" 👉👂 Jeff starts massaging Jordan's neck...Jeff says Chima washes the most clothes here by far...Jordan guesses so...Jeff keeps massaging while they talk to Michele...Jeff asks if it tickles and she scrunches her shoulder showing she's ticklish...Jeff giggles and massages her back too...Jordan decides she wants to lay out in the sun before it's gone so she gets up to do so and Jeff continues chatting with Michele. Jeff, Jordan & Laura in the GR 5:20-5:31pm Jordan and Laura are laying in the GR bored and wanting the days to go by fast...Jeff joins them asking "what's up?"...Jeff asks Jordan "I thought you were laying outside?"...Jordan says she thought she was but it didn't last very long...Jeff does something with his mouth that makes Jordan say "eww"...Jeff gives her a look, Jordan kind of lifts her arm up thinking Jeff is going to sit near her but he denies her, lol and lays by Laura...they joke about how Laura always has her lip gloss by her...Laura says she would never get lost in that popsicle stand, they'll know where she is at all times...they laugh and Jordan pulls Jeff's toe. :) They talk about eating pizza while on slop and what would happen if they did...Jeff randomly brings up that one day when he's 80 he's just going to wish he could get one day back when he was younger...Jeff thinks today was a waste of a fu**ing day, an 80 year old would kill to have a day at his age...Laura says especially their (her & Jordan) age...Jordan pullls Jeff toe again :) and says yeah cuz in a couple of years Jeff will be 40 (what kind of math is that? LOL) Jeff says "in 9!"...Laura says she says that to Ben too and he gets pissed saying he's not going to be 40 in a few years. They talk about the bubble wrap being ridiculous, why is it there if you can't pop it?...Laura says "why did they put food in this house if Jordan and I can't eat it" LOL Jeff says that's the name of the game sister...Laura says "ok brother"...Jeff says quit complaining about it...Jordan say it's hard...Jeff asks if they knew they were going to have to do this before they came here?...Jordan says yep...Laura says not all of it, maybe the slop...Jeff says "oh stop, you knew"...Laura says you don't know how bad it is until you're on it...Jordan says she hopes Jeff is on it 😵 Jeff says "maybe I will be"...Laura says "me too"...Jeff says he hopes one of those ceiling fans falls and chops one of their necks off ...they laugh ...Laura says it wouldn't work considering the fan isn't even working...Jeff says "let's see, I'm pretty good with electricity"...Jordan smiles and keeps rubbing Jeff's toes... Feeds go to fish briefly...a little foot play then Jordan shakes her head saying she won't play anymore...Jeff says "I just ponytailed you" LOL Jordan says "that don't sound right"...Jeff says it sounds dirty...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's 2nd toe again and Jeff asks "what do you want me to do? have toe surgery?..your toes are not like spectacular so.."...Jordan thinks they are...Jeff signals to rub...Jordan says she's not rubbing them, uhhh, eww, gross Jeff! Laura asks Jeff if she heard Jordan's speech about the Big Mac?...Jeff says he heard a version...Jeff says whichever one of them stays can eat at midnight...Laura says whichever goes can eat right then...Jeff says what are you going to do say "hey Julie, you got a Big Mac under that chair?" LOL Laura says they can eat after they go through all the debriefing...Jeff asks what that is?...Laura says you have to talk to a psychologist, make sure you're ok to go into the real world...Jeff laughs wondering if there was someone who wasn't?...Jordan says "probably Braden" Jeff says he's surprised Braden got in there, let alone out of there. Laura says they pre-warn if you've gotten a lot of bad press...Jeff gets it...BB calls them out...Jordan punches Jeff's foot and Jeff says "what's with my feet?"..Jordan makes a funny face to which Jeff cracks up! Jeff taps Jordan's arm twice with his foot while sending her two air kisses :) and Jordan says eww, they look like long fish when he does that, she hates fish...Jeff says he likes them...Jordan says cut it up and make toona...Laura says toona and Technotronics...Jeff says "there we go, we got our quota for the day"...they talk about people back home watching the POV comp (coins one) on TV right now...Jeff says "oh! a chance for big Jeff to shine in the sunlight"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "wow, at least my Ma will smile for a minute"...Jordan is just beaming at Jeff here :) ...Laura says her family will be embarrassed at her performance...Jeff says he needed a big comeback after the Technotronics scene, he doesn't really care about that, like everyone is perfect...Laura says he should get t-shirts...Jeff says he doesn't care to promote that and the toona thing is blown out of proportion too...Laura says it should be spelled "T.O.O...NA...toona" :) ...Jeff says "let's talk about something else" LOL They talk about dinner...Laura says y'all are having steaks...Jeff says "who's y'all?"...Laura doesn't know if he's included in that...Jeff asks "how many steaks are they going to eat this week?"...Laura says it's a lot of red meat...Laura is craving long horn...Jeff wants to talk about food they all can't have in there...Jeff says "me, crab legs"...Jordan immediately says ewww...Laura says no...Jeff gets agitated saying "what do you mean no? that's my answer, I don't care! wtf!?"...Laura says it's disgusting...Jordan says he always cusses now...Laura says Jeff has a potty mouth...Jeff says he does, everyone is driving him crazy and he swears...Laura says to calm down, calm the f**k down LOL Jeff asks her what's she's having?...Laura say the damn filet...Jeff says GROSS!...Laura says he's going to buy it...Jeff says he's going to fire it against the wall...Laura says actually the night she's out she's going to have a greasy Big Mac & fries...Jeff asks how she's going to get there?...Laura says her happy ass handler...Jeff says nope!...they banter about that a bit...they hear footsteps and they think it might be Ronnie finally coming down...Jordan says he's been up there all day...Jeff says "you know what would be cute? if he came down for some milk and cookies, then I'd be like aww, I like him again"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "he almost ruined my life but I like him"...Jeff gets up... JJ&L in the GR Part 2 5:31-5:54pm Jeff gets up to drink some water and sits near Jordan, he bends down and bites her arm...Jordan says ouch!...Jeff shifts and lays his head on Jordan...cute! Jordan pats his head and then Jeff sits back up saying "dude, I can't go back to sleep can I?"...Jordan looks at him...Laura asks what else he has to do?...Jeff says he's going to work out in an hour...Jordan asks if he's going to?...Jeff says why? is she going to say she's going to work out and not?...Jordan plays with Jeff's hair and says no, she's not...Jeff says "you can pretend that you are"...Jordan says she'll try...Jeff says "alright, cool"...Jordan says "then I won't do it"...Jeff pokes Jordan in the tummy and then points out that the blankets are the worst, there are fuzzies everywhere...Jeff lays his head on Jordan again and bites her side LOL...Jordan ow's again...Jeff sits up again and sighs, he fiddles with his foot while Jordan sneaks some peeks at him. Jeff sings "last night"...Jordan & Laura tell him to stop singing...Jordan says "yeah please don't sing Jeffro"...Jeff laughs singing "please don't go"...J&J laugh...Jeff has laid back down, he says he didn't realize how much he sings... Jeff says when someone says something he's always like (Jeff hand dances)...more laughs...Jordan imitates Jeff's hand motions saying "Jeff always does this with his fingers"..."hey I'm Jeff...what's up?...here we go again...what the f**k!...yeah, this is like awesome!"...Jeff doesn't like that last one so he raises his voice saying with hand motions LOL "when did I ever say 'yeah this is like awesome'?"...Jordan says he's a dork while Jeff is saying that that's not a real line he says...Laura says "you know what I mean?"...Jeff says Jordan says that more than he does now...Jordan keeps at it by imitating Jeff saying he says "I doooo, toooona"...Jeff laughs saying he can't take this shit...Jordan keeps going and Jeff cracks up saying OMG. Jeff says what if he has a hearing problem and they're making fun of him?...Laura and Jordan suggest getting it checked out...Jeff says Jordan needs to tone it down, who put a nickel in her this morning?...Jordan says "you" :)...Jeff says she is fired up from the slop...Jordan says slop and period, great combination...Jeff asks if Laura has it too? he never knew girls period's can coordinate when living together...Laura says she would but she's on birth control...Jeff doesn't get it, it's amazing to him...Jordan asks why is it amazing?...Jeff it's crazy talk, how does it happen, what's the explanation...Laura isn't sure, maybe pheromones? ask Chima she might know but she knows when two girls hang out a lot they typically get their periods at the same time...Jeff says that's interesting...Laura says it fu**s with your hormones, it can make you more moody like she is because she's hanging out with Jordan who has it...Jeff says what do guys have?...Laura says nothing...Jeff says "they get boners?...I'm just joking". Jeff says it's only 5:30, he says they just want this day to end...Laura wants tomorrow to end too to get to Thursday...they get quiet and Jeff sings "it's amazing, so amazing"...Jeff wonders what Ronnie is doing up there?...Laura thinks another plan...they talk about Ronnie and how his plan failed...Jordan stays quiet...they joke that Laura should go get a fruit roll up from Ronnie's room (that Russell stole from her)...Jeff says she can't eat it anyway, it would just tempt her...Laura says she has a Crunch bar stored away in her things...Jeff says she should eat it right on set after she leaves, the company will send her a lifetime supply...they talk a little bit about that and Jeff says she should bite into it and say it's delicious. Jordan starts getting testy that Jeff is pushing into her, she says he's making her mad...Jeff says "who? I'm not even talking to you!"...Jeff pushes her leg to the side...Jordan says "Jeffff! I'm sleeping"...Jeff plays around with Laura's lip gloss...they talk about the weird wake up call they got the other day...BB calls out Jordan for talking about production...Jordan says she didn't even say anything and Jeff & Laura laugh...Jeff pokes fun saying "yeah Jordan's busted, what were you whispering in your mic over there?...you snake...she's in with Ronnie, that's why she was sticking up for him the whole time"...Jordan gives Jeff the finger 🖕 Laura can't understand how they mistook her for Jordan...Jeff says "you didn't say hot dawg" LOL Laura starts up with the Casey/Jordan "come on, it's haarrd" bit...Jeff says "that's funny man, that doesn't get old to me...it's way better than the Technotronics"...Laura sings the "I'm lovin' it" song and hopes she can get a lifetime supply of Big Macs...they talk about the bubble wrap again...Jeff says sometimes it's better than opening presents :) Jeff & Laura talk about former seasons a bit...Laura says she can't wait to meet Evel Dick...Jeff doesn't think she will meet him...Laura thinks they'll come back for the finale...Jeff says maybe...Laura says he's a winner...Jeff says they're going to pay him to come out there?...Laura says he'll just want to plus he lives out there...Jeff wants Jordan to interact so he says "Jordan is sleeping"...Jordan continues silent...Casey walks by, they call for him, he farts and they laugh...Casey comes in, sits down and they chit chat a bit about how hard it is to sleep in there and the wake up calls...BB calls them out about production again...they talk about Ronnie again, him not being called to the DR as much and Casey walks out...they get quiet. Laura says she's been off of Afrin for 8 weeks...Jeff asks what that is?...Laura says "nasal spray"...Jeff says he hears you can get addicted to that...Laura says she was...Jeff says "come on!"...Laura says she slept with it underneath her pillow...Jeff says "what!? what happened?"...Laura explains that she got sick and her nose got stopped up, she used it, if you use it for more than 3 or 4 days you get dependent on it and when you stop your nose gets completely closed up so you have to use it, she was addicted for a year and a half...Jeff asks if it comes with a warning label?...Laura says it did but she was stupid RTB...Jeff asks what is that?...Laura says "read the back"...Jeff says TIA...Laura asks what is that?...Jeff says "This is Afrika" LOL Laura says she quit for BB in case she got it, it was a good reason to quit because she was trying to quit a long time...Jeff says that's hilarious, I'm addicted to nasal spray...Jordan speaks up saying she is hungry...Jeff starts touching Jordan's butt with his foot... Jordan says "quit digging in my butt" :) Jeff and Laura crack up! Jeff says "diggin" and taps her butt once more for good measure (kind of like stop giving away my secrets LOL) Jeff giggles once more and says "that was a good one Johrdann"...Laura says that there was a girl (from BB) that slipped up and said there was going to be a girl named Jordan in there...Jordan says nuh uh? aww...Jordan gets up and out of the bed saying she's going to fix them some slop, she leaves...Jeff says "yes" and moves over to where Jordan was laying and gets comfy...talk continues between Jeff and Laura about food and then they get dozy and quiet down... Jeff - you’re cute! 8-8:03pm Lydia & Kevin are stting on the bathroom seating area chatting and doing their nails. Jordan has just finished taking a shower, she's wearing her Easter egg towel and is prepping to get dressed. Jeff walks into the bathroom to bring Jordan her mic. He hands the mic to her. Jordan says thanks and Jeff says you're welcome. Jeff puts on lotion. :) Lydia shows Kevin how to buff nails with a buffer and Jeff watches. Jeff says "I got fu**ing sold one of those at the mall one time"...Lydia asks "was it blue and white?"...Jeff says "yeahhhh"...Lydia laughs at him and says she knows what he is talking about. Jeff says he was suckered, it was Christmas and somebody just said to give them his hands and she had an accent so Jeff just said "give me the fu**ing thing, how much?"...Kevin asks how much was it, like $10?...Jeff says it was $45 so he told her "listen I'm not paying 45, do you wanna sell this or not because I'm leaving, what do you want? I'll give you 20 bucks for it"...she said fine so Jeff said give it to me...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "45 dollars for a..."...Kevin says "sponge"...Jeff says "yeah, whatever, Merry Christmas, good job" LOL Jordan asks if they call it the dead sea something...Jeff doesn't know what it was but it works, it makes your nails shiny...Jordan says "you paid 20 dollars for something you didn't even know would work?"...Jeff says the girl was bothering him and wouldn't let her go so she said listen, I have to go, just give it to me...Jordan laughs again and whispers "you would do something like that"...Jeff says it's Christmas you gotta be nice. Jordan continues doing her hair and says everybody is nice around Christmas...Kevin says "I know"...Lydia says "you'd hope so"...Jordan says "I always feel bad for people that don't get anything for Christmas, I always wanna buy, in Charlotte you can get like an angel thing and you get it from a tree and it'll say what the kid needs, it's cute" Jeff says "you're cute...see ya later" and he walks away...Lydia says "you guys gonna make out later?"...Jeff says "yes!"...Lydia says "ahhh, Jeff said yes!"...Kevin says they're going to sit and watch...Jordan blushes and doesn't say a word... In their own world - sleeping all night/nasty candy 9:51-10:06pm Jeff & Casey are chilling in the BY...Jordan joins them...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg, he tells her that the salad she made was good, Jordan thanks him and then Jeff says she did good today...Jordan asks on what? Jeff says on playing with everyone today...Jordan asks Casey what he thinks? Casey says TBH he slept most of the day...Jordan says she is trying to, she doesn't want to go home, it hits you when you go up there and then it's just like wow! she could be going home...she asks what Casey's opinion is? Casey doesn't think she is, people have changed how they feel about Ronnie, the only thing that might hurt her is if people look at Jeff & Jordan as a twosome and keeping both of them is a two vote swing, same as J&N and K&L...Jordan says that Lydia told her she's not going anywhere...Jeff says just keep doing what you're doing, he thinks she is fine...Jordan says she thinks they see Laura as more of a threat. Russell joins them, he & Casey start chatting while Jeff points out a bug bite on his arm, Jordan says he got bit, what bit him? Jeff doesn't know...Jordan thinks maybe an ant or a spider...Jeff squeezes her nose and Jordan asks if it's a booger? why is he squeezing her nose?...they giggle...they talk a little about the salad and turkey bacon, Jeff loves the licorice candies on the table...they talk about the baseball all-star game and some baseball player that was a drug addict...feeds go to fish...when they return they're finishing up that topic...Russell asks if Laura is pretty down and out?...Jordan says the slop is getting to her...Jeff says big time...Russell says he feels bad for Laura, Jordan is handling the slop like a champ...Jordan says she's trying to suck it up...Jeff says she's doing good. Russell says it tastes like oatmeal, he's tried it, but it gets old...Jordan says it's because you have to eat it every day and you see others eating, she tries to eat a lot of it and get full, she doesn't think Laura is eating that much of it, she told her she needs to eat more but it's grossing her out, Laura said if she sleeps she won't think about eating...Russell leaves to shower and Casey joins them again after having left to get food...Jeff looks over at Jordan, smiles and asks if it (Casey's food) looks good? Jordan nods mmm, hmm and feeds go to fish...they return with Casey eating, Jeff and Jordan in silence...Jordan then says Laura is going to be up all night...Jeff knows, she's slept all day...she's going to be up all night...all night...Jordan says yep...they have an intense little moment looking at each other here... Jeff snaps out of it and says he slept a lot too but he needed it...Jordan leans in closer to Jeff, she says that Jessie's thighs are so muscular, they look weird when he flexes...Casey says he eats up the attention, Jeff says he loves it...they talk about some stupid look how sexy Jessie is game they're playing...Jordan says it's not cute when guys are real muscular like that...they sit in silence again, Casey finishes smacking his food and starts beatboxing... Jeff asks what's on Jordan's mind? what is she thinking about? Jordan says she's just thinking...Jeff says today is Tuesday, what would she be doing at home?...Jordan says working 10 to 7, no 8:30 to 2, her new hours...Jeff thinks it's 8:30 to 2 in the morning...Jordan says no, she works at the salon on Tuesdays, 8:30 to 2 then she would take a nap, wake up...Jeff says eat a cheeseburger? LOL...Jordan says no, her mom would be getting home then they would fix dinner or go out to dinner, go back home, watch TV and then do the same old thing...Jordan says that she used to work 11 to 7 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays...Casey says that's a good shift because you can sleep in, go out the night before, when he was her age he used to go out every night...Jordan says she used to do that when she was 18, then when she was 19 and 20, she was dating someone and never went out, then 21 she started going out again...Casey describes his routine on Tuesdays... Jeff and Jordan are in their own little world again...Jeff looks in the mirror, sticks out his tongue, then turns and does the same to Jordan, there's a piece of licorice on it...Jordan says "what is that? eww, nasty"...Jeff says "candy"...Jordan says "nasty"...Jeff says "candy"...Jordan says "but it's looks...nasty, it looks like a raisin" ...they giggle… Jeff thinks Jordan is safe 10:06-10:19pm Casey complains about the muscle milk containers left all over the yard, he and Jeff agree they aren't going to clean up the mess the others made...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's neck... They discuss Ronnie & Russell, Jordan says that Lydia told her that she doesn't trust him, she caught him in a couple of lies...Casey says Russell trips him out acting like he was the only one that noticed that Ronnie was going back and forth between sides saying that he called him out, he got him...Casey says he likes Russ (addressing the camera which Jeff hates LOL) but come on, he knew Ronnie was up 21 hours a day working everyone and they'll see that (via his DR's)...Jordan says she's waiting on Lydia and Natalie to blow up on each other...Casey and Jeff agree...Casey says to Jordan in a patronizing tone "I've told you this before, my sweet young friend, play the back man, play the back, stay out of the limelight", he says he didn't want to win that veto comp the other day, he rolled the dice because he might have gone up but part of the reason was he had been on the radar enough with winning the H/HN comp, the luxury comp, he had the thing with Chima, he was the swing vote, etc...Jordan says right... Jeff says they're going to self-destruct soon, they all get along but the other side was forced to get along with each other, today in the pool it was so fu**ing uncomfortable, they were sitting with Jessie, Natalie and Lydia, Jessie has no personality, he was sitting there fake laughing and thinking OMG...Jordan asks what were they doing?...Jeff says they were talking and everything they were saying was so stupid and terrible, he couldn't believe he was sitting there, it was a nightmare, they also sit around the round table and eat dinner together and listen to Ronnie's stupid fu**ing jokes all day. Jordan says that Lydia made a comment saying they have to get rid of Natalie soon, she didn't say anything, all she did was mmm, hmm, Lydia said even Chima knows it, when it comes down to it Jessie is going to pick Natalie over Chima, Lydia told her they need to get rid of Ronnie, Russell then Natalie...Jeff says they should point out whenever they can that Jessie is with Lydia to Natalie and vice versa to cause division...Casey says that gets in Natalie's ass...Jeff says she can't control her emotions, she's 18 (LOL!)...Jeff says he doesn't get it, he sleeps with Lydia and Natalie sleeps on the floor...Jeff then says that earlier today by the pool Jessie asked Natalie to get his sandals for him when they were 2 feet away from him, like the motherfu**er couldn't grab them...Jordan says he does the same for her...Casey thinks Natalie has Jessie whipped, he wouldn't do that for his wife, let alone some girl he met 16 days ago...Jeff mumbles "that has a boyfriend" Jeff scrunches up his face amused at what he just said...Jordan says that Jessie raised his hand when they were asking who had a crush on someone...Jeff says that Jessie loves himself more than anyone and she's right there with loving him, that's why he likes her, if someone's that into him, that's why he likes them. Jordan asks where Michele is?...Jeff says he doesn't know, she scares him a little...Casey says he might pick her for nomination at this point...Jeff tells Jordan that he doesn't care if Casey hears because he was going to tell her later but he was by the pool earlier, after Jordan had left, Michele asked Jeff if he would hate her if she voted for Jordan to go and Jeff said no, what do you mean? you're not voting for Jordan? you're voting for Laura to stay? Michele said she hadn't made up her mind yet, she's debating, it's a tough one 😤 and Jeff told her to do whatever she wanted to do, it's her one vote...Casey says that was a good answer... Jeff says Michele told him she was debating but why the f**k would she tell him that? he doesn't want to hear that, you know?...Jordan says that Michele told her she would vote for Jordan to stay because Jordan got backdoored and that isn't fair...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's going to be close...Casey is thinking 5-4, 6-3 (wrong!)...Jeff says then people are lying because a bunch of people told him that they're voting for Jordan to stay so they'll see how it turns out...Jordan bets she is going home...Jeff says "no, you're not" 😊 Jeff says if Jordan goes home it's because of him, it has nothing to do with the game...Casey agrees saying it's because of their relationship...Jeff doesn't understand because Kevin & Lydia have the same, Jessie & Natalie have the same...Casey says that will come back to haunt them, they are safe this week...Jeff says Natalie thinks she's going to walk to the finals with Jessie...Casey says he will be really embarrassed if an 18 year old makes it to the final 2, personally embarrassed... Jordan says that Laura is sleeping a lot because she is upset...Casey says deservedly so...Jordan says she should have just kept her mouth shut...Jeff asks about what?...Jordan says about Ronnie, but she probably would have gone up anyway...Jeff says it would have still been her, there was no one else...Casey says that if it had been him or Russell and they stayed they would have brought the noise the next week, Jordan could bring the noise too but she's quieter about it. Jeff says "I think you're safe though"...Casey agrees...Jeff says Jessie & Natalie are going to vote for her because Laura is coming after them if they send Jordan home...Casey says to plant that seed to one of them because both will know about it...Jeff says he already planted it, J&N know that if Jordan goes home and Laura wins HOH they're going up, they said what if Jordan puts them up and Jeff said he might have something to say about it but to not worry about it...Casey says they have Ronnie has a collective target...Jeff says yeah but they're trying to get Jordan through this week. Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't have a good feeling...Jeff says that's normal, everyone is going to have that feeling no matter what until you're told you're safe, the good news is it looks like she's staying and it seems to be the truth because no one is backstage whipping up bullshit...Jordan says that last night Natalie told Laura she was sorry but she was going to vote for Jordan to stay...Jeff says he talked to her aside and she told him the same thing, she wants to be straight up (ironically Natalie ended up being the lone vote for Jordan to go) Jordan goes to rub Jeff's neck again and Jeff startles thinking it was a bug, they laugh...Casey says that Kevin and Lydia don't like Laura...Jeff says that Jessie won't vote for Laura after what she did...Jordan feels bad for her...feeds go to fish.. Jeff is going to get Jordan through this week 10:19-10:28pm Feeds return with Casey saying that things could easily revert back to how they were once Ronnie is gone...Jeff says they have the numbers but they could get Russell on their side...Casey says the Lydia/Natalie conflict is building as is the Jessie/Russell one, they have to play it back and let it simmer...Jeff says they have to, he and Casey got a bad rap but him moreso than Casey, but thinking like a normal human being maybe they're thinking that they fu**ed them a little bit, they really didn't say or do that shit...Casey says yeah, yeah...Jeff says that's what he's hoping at least he's thinking like a normal human being...Jordan says she's been talking to Russell too...Jeff says "you've been doing good too" 😊 Casey says Russell may have some guilt over going off on Jeff, the guilt may make him want to keep Jeff, he's been cool with Russell since the beginning...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg and then puts his hand up to Jordan's face saying "we just gotta get you through this week", he puts his hand back down...Jordan looks sad, she says yeah...Jeff puts his hand up to her face again, she pouts...Jeff rubs her face, ear... Jeff pats her face saying "we'll get you to the jury house" (she never made it there) Jordan says “y’all gotta make it”... Casey says he doesn't want to be in that jury house with a bunch of goofs (no need to worry Casey, you didn't make it there, heh)...Jeff says to Jordan "I do! with you" 🥰 they touch hands...Jeff says once he gets her there, he's going to drop her off and go solo, roll solo LOL...Jordan says "yeah right"... Laura comes outside...Laura says they were inside talking about them eating the pizza (to disobey the slop rule)...Casey and Jeff think it's a bad idea...Jordan says Laura really wants to eat doesn't she?...Laura says she would have eaten the pizza if she thought it was a good idea...Jeff asks how is she going to sleep?...Laura says she just lays there...Jordan realizes she wasn't sleeping then...Laura says she feels nauseous...Kevin comes outside...Jeff asks if Laura has anything in her stomach?...Laura says a little...Casey asks how they can eat salsa with a spoon?...Jeff says that would give you heartburn...Jeff asks Kevin if he's eating plain yogurt?...Kevin says it's lemon, mmm, delish :) Jeff touches Jordan's leg again...they all discuss the tomatoes, if and how they can eat them...Chima says to take them from the storage room and put them in the garden...they all laugh...Casey says yeah, 66 cameras won't see that...Chima says oooh, fresh off the vine...Jeff says "perfect, with the sticker and everything" LOL Jeff sits forward and looks back at Jordan...they have a little moment...Laura asks what candy he's having...Jeff says licorice, he loves it (so do I!)...Chima goes on to talk about how Jessie and Russell were taking showers and her and Lydia checked them out, they didn't see anything exciting, only their butts...they go on to talk about movies, various other topics with more HG's joining in...Jordan walks back inside eventually to eat... JeJo talk with Laura in the RR/Part 1 11:38-11:50pm Jeff is laying in his bed in the RR, Jordan turns off the light and gets in bed with Jeff, Laura is sitting on Natalie's bed & then eventually moves over to Kevin's. Laura says they have to pack and stuff...Jordan says she knows, she's not in a ewww mood but she's in a funk...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's waist and Jordan says "don't squeeze my fat" 😐...Jeff moves his hand and rubs her hair, her back and then puts his hand back...Laura says that this week has been even worse than sequester...Jordan asks if slop is fattening? Jeff and Laura say no...Jordan gets comfy and lays back beside Jeff...Laura talks about slop's calories and what's in it...Jordan says she's been peeing a lot...Laura says it's the protein...Jeff asks if she's drinking water?...Jordan snaps "no...sweet tea"...Jeff says "well same shit". Jordan says she doesn't like straight water, she buys propel packets...Laura says she doesn't like it either...Jeff likes water...Laura asks if she likes mayo...Jordan says not plain but yeah...Laura says she doesn't like water, seafood...Jeff loves water and seafood...Laura says her and Jordan have similar tastes in food. Laura says if and when she goes home on Thursday she hopes they let her have her phone...Jordan says her too, she wants to call...Laura says she wants to call her boyfriend, it's been awkward, so hard not having anyone there with being in this position, Jordan has Jeff, her BFF or whatever you want to call it, she doesn't have anyone to cuddle with or anything...Laura says if she goes home she won't have any hard feelings towards anybody...Jordan says her neither if she goes home, it sucks cuz they both deserve to be there...Laura thinks it was her fault that they let it happen, the network must think how did that happen because she knows so much about the game. Feeds go to fish when they return Laura is saying she is smarter than that and should have realized it, she shouldn't have trusted Ronnie...Jordan says Ronnie had her fooled...Laura says Ronnie thought Laura was a threat and that's why he went after her...Jordan says he knew Jeff & her were dumb...Jeff debates how dumb they really were, haha. Jeff tugs at Jordan's shirt and Jordan says "Mardi Gras" and then she says in her NO accent "New Orleans"...Jeff laughs (that was the start of that!)...Laura says she loves New Orleans...Laura asks Jeff if he heard their plan for Thursday? Jeff says no...Jordan props herself to hear Laura tell the plan and Jeff immediately puts his hand around her waist and starts rubbing ;) Laura tells Jeff they're going to make a pizza and each get a piece, take a Crunch bar and halve it, then put each thing in a plastic bag, whoever wins eats theirs at midnight and the other eats it in the car on the way home. (since they're on slop)...they all agree it's cute. Jordan says she needs to pee again, she's getting tired of getting up. Laura steps out to go find her seashell...Jeff says he feels drained...Jordan says me too. Jordan says she feels bad (for Laura)...Jeff says "how bad are you going to feel if you go home?"...Jordan says "bad"...Jeff says "of course you're going to feel bad"...Jordan turns to face Jeff and says she doesn't want to go home...Jeff leans in and says he doesn't think she will...Jordan says "I think I am"...Jeff says he thinks she's safe...Jordan asks if he's sure? Jeff is not sure but he's pretty sure.. Jordan lets out a screech into Jeff's arm LOL Jeff says if he bet, he would bet she's staying...Jordan hmm's and pats Jeff's arm...Jeff says now she wants to stay, a couple of days ago she wanted to go home...Jeff says "you'll be fine" and he strokes her hair... Laura comes back saying Sean better have mailed her letter (?)..Jeff says BB will take care of that stuff...Laura explains that she broke her and Ben's special seashell in the hotel and mailed the other half to him (care of BB) because she thought he should have it. Jordan says that is so sweet, it's nice, she's not really romantic at all...Laura asks if that is romantic?...Jordan thinks so, it's sweet...Jordan says she tries to be and then she feels kind of corny...Laura says that the week before she left her & Ben spent a lot of time fixing his house, time flew by and she kind of felt like they left everything awkward, she had a funny feeling about it even though Ben was always supportive of her doing the show. Jordan says it's easier for him because he sees her on TV whereas she doesn't see him...Jordan excuses herself to go pee... Laura asks Jeff if he's nervous about Thursday, Jeff says no, he can't control anything so...Laura realizes she's the bigger threat over Jordan...Jeff says to be honest with her, he really doesn't know how it will go down...Laura says she's been told she is by people...Laura says she just doesn't want to not get any votes...Jeff doesn't think that will happen, he thinks it will be really close. Laura starts talking about the DR and feeds go to fish... Part 2 The feeds return to a quiet Jeff & Laura in the RR...Laura whispers that she wants some food...Jeff says they're crazy with this food thing...Laura says it's terrible, wait until he has to do it, it's the worst thing she's ever experienced in her life and sequester is right behind that, you go insane...Jordan comes back and sits down on the bed...Laura says your body wants something different...Jordan says she said to Jeff or Michele earlier where was Laura, she didn't think she was taking the slop thing well right now...Jordan lays back and bends her leg on top of Jeff and he puts his hand on it, under cover of course. ;) As Jordan starts saying that it's hard to see everyone cooking food Jeff turns his head and love bites Jordan's arm. :) Jordan continues saying that it's not easy to see and smell all the good food...Laura says Chima & Michele know but it's hard to empathize if you've never gone through it...Jordan says no one knows how it really is...Jeff starts singing "you don't know how it feels"... Jordan says "shut up :( you can't sing"...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says sorry...Jeff just looks and takes off his glasses and puts them in the bin...they talk a bit more about slop and their eating habits...Jordan tells Laura she can tell her moods, she is getting sadder and sadder...Laura says her body isn't liking the slop, she's just a bitch when she doesn't eat...Jordan says for her not to eat because it will be a penalty...they talk about eating and what the consequences would be...Jordan says she wants to lay out all day tomorrow...Laura & Jeff both want to...Jordan doesn't want to get too red. Laura is going to tan in a tube top because she's wearing a tube top dress, she asks Jordan what she's wearing...Jordan says she has a regular string top black dress, she has a thing from French Connection that looks like a one piece, it has a tube top and shorts and thing that ties on the side, she has a bunch of cotton dresses that are simple, she will try them on and see, it sucks when you're trying them on and it's freezing cold. Jordan says it's going to be nerve wracking, her heart will be pounding...Jordan says she wishes Ronnie would never have won HOH. Jordan says she kind of has a headache right now...Jeff says he does too...Jordan says can you believe Ronnie has been up in the HOH all day? she keeps thinking he has a TV up there or something but he has nothing...Laura is trying to find her seashell so she gets up and asks if she can turn on the light...J&J say to go ahead...Jeff turns onto his stomach and puts his arm around Jordan...Jordan starts touching Jeff's hair and plays with his ear. Jordan asks what Laura is missing? Laura says she dropped a shell...Jordan asks if she wants some help and she gets up to help her. Jordan says her implants feel weird...they search for the shell...Jordan touches a bug eww and Jeff giggles...Jeff asks how she lost it, she just had it...Laura says she just dropped it...Jeff says it can't be far...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants an Advil? Jordan says no, she's good...Jeff leaves to get one, he comes back and takes one...they are perplexed how it got lost...Laura finally finds it...Jef says "how many times are you going to lose that thing?"...Laura says "I know"...Jeff & Jordan get back in bed...Laura sits back on Natalie's bed. Jordan says she feels so blah...Jeff says why?...the camera rotates to face J&J and Jordan says of course it does, why doesn't it go on Laura...Laura says because she's not in a bed with a guy...Jeff bites Jordan's arm again. :) Jordan & Laura say they have to think of something to say on Thursday...Jordan lays back down and starts wondering what she's going to do when she gets back home if she leaves on Thursday...Jeff puts his arm around Jordan again and caresses her arm but Jordan as usual seems nervous around Jeff whenever he shows her affection in front of others but mostly in front of a peering camera. ed. note I really do think that if Laura had not left this week, Jeff & Jordan may not have bonded and fallen for each other the way they did...Laura leaving brought them even closer together and I noticed as well that whenever Jordan was around Laura she would act differently towards Jeff, would speak differently to him, would shy away from his affection...she was way more aloof, cold & slightly mean and she put on an act like she didn't really care for Jeff the way Jeff seemed to care for her...I know this was her way of protecting herself & her feelings but just my observations...

August 13 Candy room to the purple room 12:45 - 12:50 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are laying in bed in the candy room...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go and talk?...Jeff asks if Jordan isn't tired?...Jordan says not really because she napped...Jeff asks Porsche what time it is?...she says 12:45...Jeff says it's still early for BB standards...Porsche says it's been a long day...Jeff and Jordan clearly cannot talk in there Jordan puts some lotion on her hands, Jeff as well, he asks if she wants to stay up for a little bit?...Jordan says yeah, she's awake now...Jeff doesn't want to go in that room (the HN room) he wants to go in the purple room, he hates that room...Jeff goes to shut the light off for Porsche and asks Jordan who is looking for socks "could you see love ♥?"...Jordan gets slippers instead and they leave for the purple room… PR chat - veto strategy talk/Dani convo 12:51 - 1:10 AM Jeff and Jordan move to the purple room to talk...they talk about how nice it is to be in a dark room again...they seem quiet...control room...they talk about people that are nice in the DR...control room ...Jeff asks where Cruddy is?...Jordan says probably the DR...they talk about how they can't believe the bed fiasco...Jeff says if it was him he would have made a stink...Jordan says that would've happened on their season too... Jeff dives into game talk asking who is Dani trying to target? Brendon or Rachel?...Brendon...Jeff says oh really?...Jordan says he's better at comps and then Rachel would be a wreck...Jeff asks if Dani said that?...Jordan says no, Shelly...Jeff says he kind of wants to ask her...Jordan says he should... Jordan wants chips, she better watch out, her butt is gonna get big...Jeff says every time he looks at Porsche she's eating and wants to laugh...Jeff says that Rachel is like a different person, she thinks she's so cool...Jordan says a lot of people are like that...Jeff says her and Porsche are like besties now, it's weird and confusing...Dani walks by and they call her in...Dani & JeJo talk game for a little, how she wants to backdoor Brendon and her reasoning behind her noms, what the veto comp might be and how she would like the veto to go, she leaves just before the 1:03am mark... Jordan keeps thinking about the chips...Jeff says to go get some, she's been on slop... Jeff asks what chips?...Jordan says chips and salsa...Jeff says whatever she wants...Jordan says she doesn't need to eat anything else...Jordan says she feels so bad for Shelly, she seems so upset...Jeff asks if Jordan thinks she's (Dani) good right? if he doesn't win that veto he'll be alright?...Jordan says she thinks so, she doesn't want to say anything, she hopes she's playing and there are prizes, she's taking them...Jeff says what if they take prizes and B&R cut a deal with her?...Jordan says maybe not Jeff because he's already got 10K...Jordan says he'll have to wait and see...Jeff says if he wins...Jordan says he'll have to pick one, one side or the other will be mad...Jeff says if he wins and uses it, they're going to be pissed and then they still have to vote them out so they're going to be pissed again...quiet... Jeff says to go get chips...Jordan asks if Jeff wants some?...Jeff says no...Jordan says once she brings them he'll want some, she knows him...Jordan leaves while Jeff ponders...Jordan asks if Shelly wants to go in there with them?...Shelly says no, they never get alone time and they need that...they talk about what meds Jordan has taken while Jordan gets and eats chips...Jordan offers for her to come and talk...Shelly says no she just wants Jordan to understand she never said those words to Rachel...Jordan says she's not worried about it, it didn't faze her...Jordan asks again for her to talk with them...Shelly says no, just go be with Jeff...Jordan goes back to the purple room...Jeff asks if Shelly was all alone? and then yells out her name twice...no response, they know she must have gone to the back... Jeff talks game again...what he doesn't understand is that Dani wants to get Brendon out right but if she put Brendon and Rachel up and he won the veto, he could take Rachel off and keep himself on the block?...Jordan mumbles something with a mouth full of chips...Jeff says "I hate when you don't understand me"...Jordan whispers that Shelly is back...Jeff calls out for her again and she finally joins them... PR chat - head rub 1:53 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Shelly are chatting in the purple room...they're talking about doing stupid stuff when you're young and shoplifting...Jeff adjusts his positioning so his head is on Jordan's lap...Jordan rubs Jeff's head while they talk PR - lamenting Rachel 2:07 - 2:14 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the purple room...Adam gets up and leaves saying he's going to brush his teeth to go to bed...Jordan adjusts their positioning and Jeff asks if they're going to bed?...Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff wishes they could lay down in the dark and talk...Jordan says they can't...Jordan says she hopes she gets to pick somebody on slop...Jeff says what if it's 4 people?...Jordan says that would be hard, she wishes it's just one...Jeff says you can't... Jordan says isn't it crazy how one day everyone was so excited, jumping around when Brendon came back and the next day everyone hates "her"...Jeff says who, Rachel? it's because of her actions...Jordan knows and says she's not sticking up for her, she's very immature and she doesn't know...Jeff says you can't talk to her, even today with the avocado...Jordan says she was getting mad earlier sitting outside...Jeff asks with the orange juice?...Jordan says it was the honey, I almost lost you thing, she wasn't feeling good, she wasn't going to listen to it...Jeff says it's phony baloney, that shit's not real, you don't say that shit...Jordan says Brendon is cool though, he's calm...control room...when the feeds return Adam is back and Jordan is talking about the house meeting, she wanted to out Porsche, nothing got accomplished, nobody wanted to say anything, apparently Porsche put it all on Rachel...they start talking about Porsche and Rachel's weird dynamic... PR - Mr & Mrs Lloyd/Schroeder 2:14 - 2:19 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Adam in the purple room...they're talking about Rachel and how she has done a 180 from last week and isn't grateful to them for saving her/keeping her in the house...Jeff says he knows Rachel would throw them under the bus in half a second, if everything goes and Brendon leaves this week, he's going to let her go and cry and just ignore her, she never even gave him a thanks, now she's best friends with Porsche...Adam says her whole thing was to come back and show she's changed...Jeff says now the thing is that she thinks America really loves them because they drilled that into her head and Brendon got voted in, she feels better now so instead of building off of that, she's slipping back to her old ways... Adam says there's 2 ways to look at it, yeah America loves love stories or they love drama and they knew if Brendon came back there would be drama, if the viewers knew they were going to keep her then Dom might have gotten the early votes and he knows Jeff hates when he says this or admitting this but JeJo have a lot of fans that love them that would do anything for them, Brenchel have their fans too, they have a lot of haters but people that are fans...Jeff says yeah, yeah for sure... Adam says "but this year they're seeing a different side of Jordan"...Jeff smiles at Jordan saying "yeah they are"...Jordan says people are going to hate her...Adam says people are going to love her even more because she's standing up for herself and not taking any shit, they're going to say, this cute little girl who last time was a little sheepish, she's taking charge...Jeff says that they're going to say that asshole Jeff corrupted her and he's going to come off being a bigger jerkoff, a jagass...Jordan says she's going to come off as rude...Adam says people will respect her... Jeff says that's why he told her to shut up, not shut up but he told her enough with that, he can be the asshole and she can just be her...Adam says they can just be Jordan and Jeff...Jeff says that he told Adam about TAR, the Jordan and Jeff thing was bullshit...Jordan giggles and asks what about it?...Jeff explains how on TAR everything, like Phil saying Jordan, Jeff...Jordan says she thought it was Jeff and Jordan? Jeff (who is hilariously bothered by this LOL) says "no, trust me he didn't" Jeff says on the screen it said Jordan and Jeff...Adam gets up, says goodnight and gets up to leave... Jeff yells out to Adam "if we get married I'm changing my name to Lloyd"...Jordan says no...Jeff says "Mr & Mrs Jordan Lloyd"...Jordan says "Jordan and Jeff Lloyd, no cuz my dad's name"...Jeff tsks saying "I'm just kidding"...Adam asks Jordan's last name?...Jordan says Lloyd... Jordan says "Jordan and Jeff Schroeder" ...Jeff says "listen it's Jeff and Jordan"...Jordan says "Jeff and Jordan Schroeder" Adam says "when you get an invitation in the mail does it say Mrs & Mr or Mr & Mrs Jeff Schroeder?"...Jeff says if something was sent to her parent's house when they were together was it Mr & Mrs Lloyd?...Jordan says sometimes it would say Mr & Mrs Lloyd and sometimes Mr & Mrs Jeff Lloyd... Jeff says but it never said Mrs & Mr Lloyd did it?...Jordan says no...Jeff says yeah so, then why Jordan and Jeff?...Jordan says because she's cooler...Jeff says no, he asked and it was because she won (BB)...Jordan says no...Jeff says he swears he asked why Jordan was first and it was because she won and he didn't...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, he asked...Jordan didn't know that...Jeff says yeah, f**k, he couldn't even say anything… Goodnight kiss 2:38 AM Jeff and Jordan head to bed after a longish chat in the purple room...Jeff gets in bed first and waits...Jordan settles in, they are quiet and then Jeff whispers "goodnight love ♥ "...Jordan says goodnight and they kiss... Jordan says "love you" and Jeff says "love you too"... Jordan spoons Jeff 2:55 AM Jeff and Jordan are sleeping...Jordan is restless, turns and hugs Jeff from behind spooning him. Jeff reaches out 3:19 AM Jeff reaches out to a restless Jordan while sleeping. Jordan can’t sleep 3:39 AM Jordan is still restless...she's moving around and is keeping Jeff up...Jeff says "go to sleep"...Jeff takes his long sleeved shirt off and puts a t-shirt on and lays back down...Jeff says "Jordan, how come you're not going to sleep?"...Jordan says she's trying to...Jordan turns the other way and they try once again to go to sleep… Jordan would be mad if she got stuck with the unitard ;) 9:52 AM Feeds switch from Brenchel in the PR to Jeff, Jordan and Adam in the candy room...Jeff and Jordan are laying in bed...Adam is pumped up and ready to play the POV...Jeff adjusts himself and Adam calls him out on it and they joke around about his restless leg... Jeff says "if one of us gets stuck with a unitard" (LOLOL!)...Jordan says "I'm going to be so mad, if I get stuck with it" Jeff says it would be awesome if Adam got stuck with it...Adam says if gets stuck with it and loses the POV and goes home and gets stuck talking to Julie in a fu**ing unitard...Jeff says that would be perfect! They make fun of Porsche having yet another hard day /sarcasm...they joke around about that...palm trees and then feeds switch... Jeff & Adam chat about JeJo 1:45 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen...Jeff and Adam are cooking and chatting...talk turns to JeJo's relationship...Adam asks Jeff if he and Jordan don't have an anniversary?...Jeff says no, they don't, when they came off the show...Adam interrupts saying that people just assumed you were bf and gf right?...Jeff says "what?"...Adam says "are you officially boyfriend and girfriend?"...Jeff says "yeah dude, it's been 2 years, what do you think?"...Adam says "but I'm saying like"...Jeff says when they came off the show they weren't, they didn't know what the f**k was going on... Jeff says he'd never even heard of a showmance, actually he did right before he came on the show but anyways, they did...Adam says "the race?"...Jeff says that's when they were dating, that was soon after...Adam says "dating or bf or gf?"...Jeff says "what's the difference, boyfriend or girlfriend...what are we in fu**ing high school, does she have my letterman's jacket on?"...Adam says dating means you could see other people...Jeff says "no, we didn't see other people"...Adam says "so you were going steady"...Jeff says he was Zuko and she was the other one...Adam says "Pinky Tuscadero"...Jeff says "a hickey from Kanicki" LOL Jeff sings "Umbrella"... The unitard is unveiled 5:52 - 5:54 PM Feeds come back from palm trees...Jordan comes out of the DR in the "unitard' that she "won" during the POV contest...it's called the "humilitard"...everyone laughs and thinks it's cute... Jeff asks if she wants to lay down and take a nap?...Jordan says no, she's excited!... Jordan is going to go show Daniele her costume and Jeff goes back into the candy room saying "come in here love ♥ when you're done"...Kalia and Porsche think the costume is so cute...Jeff gets back in bed and says it could've been worse...Jordan tells Adam in the kitchen that she's going to be able to rock this...Adam loves the cap that spins...Jordan heads upstairs to show Dani...she says isn't it awesome?...Dani says it's really cute...Jordan shows her slippers and says she has to wear her hair in pigtails, she likes it, she thought it was going to be terrible...Dani says it's not embarrassing or too tight, it's cute, she loves it...Jordan leaves, gets herself a drink and heads back to the candy room... Jordan’s cute unitard/Jeff likes it 5:54 - 5:56 PM Jeff is in the candy room with Adam, Kalia and Porsche, they're waiting for Jordan who is showing off her unitard to Dani...they're glad Jordan got it and not Adam, Jeff would have been relentlessly bugging Adam about it...Jeff says the unitard would've been different for Adam...Adam says no guy has ever gotten the unitard...Jeff says no one wants to see a guy with his ball sack strapped down...Jordan comes back telling Brenchel, who are in the metal room, that she's excited and happy about it...Jeff says that they thought she was going to have to wear hillbilly teeth and stuff (humilitard - humiliating)... Jordan says she walked in worried and then when she saw it, thought "aww, that's cute"...Jeff says "I'm with stupid, that's your favorite word"...Jordan says maybe that's why they got it and it says "kick me" on the back...Jeff smiles big saying "I'm with stupid"...Jordan says her dunce cap reminds her of Zach Morris on Saved By The Bell, he was trying to get Kelly's sister to not like him and he was at the Mac's and he wore a spinning hat acting like a dork... Jeff is just beaming, he says "are you super pumped? how are you excited about slippers?"...Jordan says she's excited and the slippers are the best part about the whole thing...Jeff says they have little balls for Maggie to play with Adam and Porsche say the tutu is the best part...Jordan says the tutu is awesome...Jeff keeps smiling...Jordan says the part she was worried about was it it being up her butt crack, showing the outline of her butt...Jeff says she has the tutu to balance it out... Jeff says "well, that's good love ♥ see!"...Jordan knows she wasn't crying about that, she was upset about earlier...Jordan gets in bed and asks if everyone is going to sleep?...Jeff says no, they were relaxing waiting for her, she was in there awhile, did she give an interview in there?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I like your pigtails, I like when your hair is different, when you do it different than the absolute exact same way you do it every single time"... Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she can't wait to wear it on Thursday...Jeff says that's going to be funny, she's getting a question for sure... Jejo unitard cuteness 5:57 - 6:03 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Adam, Porsche & Kalia about the unitard...Jeff says to look how jealous Adam is right now...Jordan says Adam couldn't have worn it, she's sure they have some set aside for guys and girls...Jeff rubs Jordan's boob Adam doesn't think the humilitard is that humiliating...Jeff points out the "I'm with stupid" part, the tutu, the dunce cap...Porsche says Jordan can pull it off, her and Jordan could pull it off Jordan says she said Adam is too manly and hairy for it...Jeff says Cruddy is gone and Stupid is here...Jordan says she has to constantly wear the hat at all times even to go pee...Jeff asks if she didn't ask everything in there?...Jordan says not really but she can go in the pool, she won't lay out much this week...Jeff asks why...Adam says she has to work out with it on...Jordan says "really?"...Adam explains how his elf suit was...Jordan thinks the slippers are cool, she got hooked up...Jeff says they have little balls for Maggie to play with her other ones are destroyed...Porsche loves the tutu...Jordan says she feels like Cyndi ?? with the tutu ...they say Cyndi Lauper?...Kalia thought Cindi Lou Who and that makes Jordan start tooting...Jeff asks her to play her thing...Jordan starts doing her human kazoo/trumpet thing singing the Saints...Jeff laughs...palm trees... Jeff tells Jordan she'll get in trouble for doing the whole song, just do a part...Jordan does a deranged kazoo sound this time LOL...Jeff asks if they gave her sugar cubes in the DR?...Jordan says no...Adam says it pumps her up, she's having fun...Jeff says he knows, he's so happy she's happy...they high five and clasp hands... Jordan says no...Jeff says whaddya mean no?...Jordan says what if she was crying about it and looked like the biggest loser?...Jeff says they'd have to go in the purple room and talk about it...Kalia says Jordan looks really cute...Jordan continues holding onto Jeff's hand/arm...Kalia says it's perfect for her just like the elf suit was for him...they discuss past unitards, they thought hers would be more humiliating, not cute...Jordan says Kristen's was way worse with the afro and it was skin tight... Jeff didn't see hers but he heard something about her butt...they say she had a cute body...Jeff yells over to Brendon asking how Kristen looked in her unitard?...Brendon says horrible...Jeff asks what hers was?...Rachel says she looked good in it...Jeff says her butt looked bad they explain to Jeff what it looked like and say she had to wear it when she was evicted...Jeff says Casey gawn in a banana suit...they talk about other HG leaving in costume...Jeff asks if it's easy to pull off and on?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that's nice, see?...Adam says he's going to go lay down in the purple room...Jeff asks "love ♥ you wanna lay down?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says he's so tired...Jordan asks Adam where he's going, she wants to go...Jeff yells out for him to go in the purple room with Jordan...Jordan figures since everyone is sleeping (they might as well chat)...they leave... Jordan checks in on Jeff 7:31 PM Jeff is sleeping in the candy room...Jordan comes in to check on him...she rubs his face... Jordan says "you still sleepy?"...Jeff stirs and mumbles "hmm, still on lockdown?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, I just ate, it was good"...Jeff says he'll be out in 10 minutes and Jordan leaves... At least Jordan’s not on slop 9:43 PM Jeff, Jordan, Rachel & Adam are sitting on the couches in they BY chatting...Jordan gets up to get something to eat and Jeff says "at least you're not on slop love ♥ "...as Jordan walks by Jeff she says "I know", Jeff just stares at Jordan's outfit/butt as she goes by... and then he giggles and (talking about Jordan's hat) says "that thing spins"...she goes inside.. Unitard butt pinch/cake 9:44 - 9:47 PM Jordan comes outside to eat her red velvet cake YUM!...as she goes to sit down by Jeff on the couch he pinches her butt ...Jordan says nooo and then brrr's saying it's cold...Jeff asks if she wants another sweater?...Jordan says no... Jordan eats her cake saying she was in the DR forever, Jeff too...Jordan says she's been craving all this chocolate and stuff...Jeff wants cake because she's eating it...Jordan moves over to sit across from Jeff and Jeff mumbles something but then drops it...Jordan likes the cake and says she has to watch out, eating this late at night isn't good for you...Jeff says they stay up pretty late...Jordan says she's kind of sleepy...Jeff says he slept... Alcohol has arrived but it doesn't seem like much(could Porsche have stolen some?)...Jordan takes off her dunce cap to loosen the elastic around her face...Rachel giggles over how funny and cute she looks...Jordan says she looks like she's at a 6 year old's birthday party...Jeff says "with your piece of cake"...Jordan says she knows and her fluffy shoes...she leaves the patio area... Cute preoccupation/kiss 9:54 - 9:58 PM Jeff and Jordan are now sitting together on the couches in the BY, they're chatting with Brenchel & Adam but as usual a little in their own world, pre-occupied with the possibility of Jeff being backdoored...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly and says he's getting smaller...Jeff says he'll get bigger Jordan asks if she's looking like she's getting big?...Jeff says noooh...Jordan gives Jeff a kiss on the cheek... Control room...some chit chat about Jeff's "cat", aka the cotton hat that he wears...Jordan puts her arms around Jeff's leg...they start talking about pool but JeJo are quiet...Brendon and rachel leave to go play pool and then Adam leaves, leaving JeJo alone finally... BY couch - Jeff threw the veto/JeJo trip 9:59 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...they finally get a moment alone to talk, it's clear Jeff has a lot on his mind...Jeff says "I hope I made the right choice"...Jordan says oh, with taking the money?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says he could have won that thing easy Jeff explains how he gambled, he took the 5K after the vacation plus he didn't want to get the veto and have that decision (to make)...Jordan says yeah, she hopes it doesn't come back to haunt him even Brendon said Jeff was getting all the money and she hopes he doesn't use that against Jeff...Jeff knows...Jeff says if they're getting him out, they're getting him out, money won't be the excuse...Jordan says it's good if he thinks about going to jury plus what he already has, it's good...Jeff knows... Jordan says "are you really going to take me? on a trip?"...Jeff says "yeah of course"...Jordan slyly says "and I really don't have to bring cash?"...Jeff suggests her putting a couple of 5's in her wallet just to keep him happy...Jordan giggles... Jordan says "I can plan where we're going"...Jeff says "oh yeah?"...Jordan says "oh c'mon...before you were like, I'll take you"...Jeff says "I will, we'll go somewhere"...Jordan says "you promise?"...Jeff says "yeah I promise"... BY couch - game talk/head rub & cuddle/decisions 10:05 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff has just promised he'll take Jordan on a trip...Jordan starts talking game, she says "she" is driving her nuts...Jeff says "who?"...Jordan says Rachel, she feels like she's being questioned...Jeff says when they question her say that Jeff could go on the block so stop asking her questions...Jordan says that Rachel wanted to know if JeJo was going to vote for Brendon and Jordan told her that he doesn't have the votes and Rachel said they do, they have Adam & Porsche's and Jordan told her he doesn't have theirs, Adam's shook up from last week and Jordan told her that the replacement was going to either be Jeff or Brendon, Shelly is upset with her and they're not getting the votes... They get interrupted in their game talk to talk about food & drink...Adam gives them something he made to try...they continue talking once he leaves...more game talk about Jordan's conversations with Rachel and Adam...Jeff gives Jordan advice on what to say to Rachel...Jordan says it just upsets her...Jeff says if he did go up Adam wouldn't vote against him after throwing the veto for him, he'd kill him , it would be Brendon & Rachel he'd be worried about... Jordan says the only thing that worries her is that Dani didn't want Jeff to win the veto...Jeff says that Dani told him she was nervous about him winning and Jeff told her that he wouldn't have used it and then Dani told him that he & Jordan are honest, would they vote out Brendon? and that Brenchel was up there yesterday saying that Jeff would backdoor Dani did he say that? and he told Dani no, he didn't say that, when she was trying to get him out he did yes, then he asked Dani if he brought Brenchel up there would she say that (in front of them) and Dani said she would if he wanted to, then Jeff told her he'd vote Brendon out because he's not on the block but he also suggested putting Rachel up instead, he needs to address that again... They talk about Dani having a veto ticket now , chances are she would be playing next week anyway...Jordan says she was getting a little mad and then talks about her conversation with Shelly, how she was showing her that they were "with" her (re: the phone call)...they talk about the veto comp and how Adam was going to take the POV no matter what...Jordan continues talking about her conversation with Shelly, how she felt reassured they were on her side, Shelly wasn't going to question or doubt her anymore Jeff says "what does that mean? who cares"...Jeff says as long as he doesn't go on the block then they can talk...Jordan asks if he's worried now that he didn't win?...Jeff says it was a gamble, he went for the money, he threw it, he knew the vacation was worth 5G's so he assumed the card left was money, 5G's...Jordan says she thought it might be 10...Jeff says no, he knew the longer he was in the game, the better his chance at getting money and if not he'd take the vacation, did Jordan see how Kalia was getting pissed? why do people who go out early in the game expect to win the prize they first get...Jordan says she doesn't know, look at her she got a tutu, but she likes it Jeff says if she stayed 1 more round she'd have won money...Jordan says that's ok...Jordan adds "you did good love" ♥ Jeff says he knows, he was pissed that it was that competition, he wanted that comp for when if he was on the block...Jordan says she knows, it happens that way all the time...Jeff says next time he's on the block it'll be a spelling comp Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's head Jeff complains about Kalia & Porsche wanting their own private beds...Jeff says do they think if he's going to get backdoored that he's going to leave without prizes?...Jordan says he's done good...Jordan keeps rubbing and says "if she backdoored you I'd be really shocked"...Jeff says Dani loves that, making smart moves, he says her last play (backdooring Jeff plan) was real smart --- /sarcasm... Jeff says the only thing he doesn't like is that greed catches up with you and he knew if he threw it, he'd be greedy because he wanted cash and greed, it's not his quality but he took the money instead of being safe but still if he won he would've been put in the position to pick sides and he may still be able to swing the votes any way he wants and have an excuse, if Brendon goes up he can say he can't vote for him because Adam's not flipping, he shouldn't even be saying this to Jordan...Jeff says if he goes up and they don't vote for him he will massacre...Jordan says she's worried...they go over votes... Silence and more rubbing...Jordan wonders if she'll be called to the DR tonight? she thinks she's done, it took her forever last night to fall asleep...Jordan says they need their own sheets back...Jeff says "why? I'm alright"...Jeff says it's too cold in there for that LOL Adam comes over and they talk about the sheets/cover situation...Adam asks if Jordan is a blanket hog?...Jeff says yeah, big time...Adam says Fara is too, they have separate blankets...Jordan asks if they spoon?...Adam says of course, that's what he misses the most...Jeff says "when it's time to go to sleep, it's time to go to sleep, I don't mind cuddling before but when I'm tired, forget it"...Jordan asks if Adam misses her? a lot?...Adam says yes but he's doing this for them, he'll have plenty of time after this... They talk about what day it is and how much time is left...they discuss the BB11 finale being on Sept 15th, it being a Tuesday...Jeff says it was because Thursday was "that party" and Friday they went to Vegas...Jordan asks about the party? was it just a random party that they do?...Jeff mmm, hmm's Jordan snuggles into Jeff... JeJo tell Adam that time goes about the same at the end of the game as the beginning, maybe just a bit more frantic...they talk about there being no DE in BB11...Adam leaves after finishing his cigarette...Jordan goes straight to game talk, about Brendon leaving and Jeff being the biggest target now...Jeff says they'll talk once he's not on the block...they bitch about Dani, Kalia & Porsche LOLJordan says she's doomed if left at the end with them...Jeff says Dani told him that her, Kalia, & JeJo could go far but that's like getting in bed with the devil...Jordan says she doesn't want Kalia OMG more game talk, going around the horn... Jeff says Rachel will sell them out in a second...Jordan says she knows and Shelly has their back 100% Jeff says what does that mean? (she's useless)...she gets flustered with questions, she can't win a physical comp...Jordan says Adam has proven himself a little...Jordan says she can't deal with Rachel's emotions for another week once Brendon leaves... Come on love 10:22 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY talking game...they are told dinner is ready...Jeff jumps up and says "come on love ♥ what's up?"...Jordan asks if there's enough corn?...Jeff says yeah...they go inside to eat... Jeff loves boy bands 10:55 PM Jeff, Brendon & Adam are sitting on the couches in the BY talking about sports...Jordan is listening in, she's soaking her legs in the hot tub...she randomly calls "Jeff! I forgot to tell you...in there you know what I'm talking about?"...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "they asked me how you looked in your outfit"...Jeff's thinking oh here we go... Jordan says Jeff looked real good and she said it earlier that he looked like a guy in a boy band maybe from NYSNC or BSB, she said to not show this but Jeff loves boy bands...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says he killed himself in there about boy bands so it's alright...they asked her what is favorite band was and she said "LFO" and she sings "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20 ...they laugh...control room...Jordan says she said not to show any of it because Jeff would get really mad...Jeff says no, he killed himself already...Jordan asks what he said? he looked like a boy band?...Jeff says he said he's not gonna lie, he wishes he was in a boy band...they chit chat a little more and then all 3 guys go over to play pool...

August 16 Kisses & friskiness by the pool 12:05 AM Jeff is playing pool with Adam and Brendon...Jordan stops by the pool table and Jeff asks "what are you doing?"...while Jeff wraps his arm around Jordan, she says "nothing, I'm going to go lay down"...Jordan holds onto Jeff and Jeff kisses her forehead... Jordan says she has to get this thing off...Jeff rubs Jordan's boob... Jordan then kisses him on the cheek... Jeff says "alright love ♥ I'll come in and check on you"...Jordan turns to go saying ok...Jeff says he put the blankets on the bed so they can each have one and use one as the neutral one...Jordan says ok, thanks and she leaves...Adam says "aww Jeff you're such a romantic" ❤️ Jeff kisses sleepy Jordan 3:47 AM Jeff finally comes to bed after a long night of playing pool and talking game with Adam...he gets in bed, touches Jordan's face to turn her towards him and he kisses her goodnight… Sleepy touch 4:33 AM Jeff and Jordan are sleeping in the candy room...Jeff is having restless sleep...Jeff stirs and startles Jordan, Jordan reaches over to softly touch Jeff's back... ...she then reaches up to touch his face Jeff startles more, he's feeling hot...Jordan reaches over and puts her hand on Jeff's waist...Jeff shifts to get one of the blankets off of him and then sits up to take his t-shirt off, he lays back down and they seem to settle back to sleep... Love!! & wave 1:04 PM Jeff is outside on the couches laying down, he's with Shelly & Adam who are chatting about what to eat...the sliding door is heard being opened, it's Jordan who is coming outside to go to the pool...Jeff sees it's Jordan and yells out "love ♥ !?"...Jordan walks by not responding...Jeff looks up and repeats "love ♥ !!"...Jordan looks at Jeff and waves at him… Where’s Jordan/watching her 2:50 PM Jeff comes outside to sit on the couches to eat his pizza, Adam is there and they talk a little about how lazy/sleepy they are, Adam says he slept a lot but Jeff says he was up all night...Jeff, looking around, asks Adam "where's Jordan?"...Adam says that she just went to the bathroom... Jordan is heard coming outside...Jeff sees her immediately and the recognition is shown on his eyes/face... Jordan runs by quickly to go to the pool again and Jeff watches her... Adam says "and right back in the pool"... Jeff had Jordan ;) 2:54 PM Jeff, Adam & Dani are sitting on the couches outside chatting...they're talking about masturbating in the house  ...Dani thinks if anyone has done it, it's probably Kalia (lol)...Jeff says it's so easy for a girl, at least he thinks so, not easy but easier...Adam says it's not true...Dani says she doesn't think it would be too much easier...Adam says either way it would be pretty obvious... Dani brings up her season (again :/) saying that all the guys used to talk about it all the time and one time they saw evidence in the form of dirty tissues by the HOH bed  ...Adam says 'if you know you're having company, clean up"... Dani asks Jeff if he did his last time in the house?...Jeff nods no saying "and I had Jordan (self control!!) ...well I didn't have Jordan but..." Adam says he's just waiting for them to take a shower together (Brenchel)...Jeff says "here?"...Adam says "yeah"...Jeff says "c'mon!" LOL...they talk about what Brenchel were acting like in the pool yesterday and Jeff gives Adam a hard time about him not being able to look away, he was all creepster haha Chips & salsa in the BY 3:27 - 3:38 PM Jeff is laying out in the BY...Jordan has gone outside to eat her "lunch" near Jeff, she sits down next to him and they chat...audio is off of them for a little bit and then cams and audio go onto them... They are talking about Brenchel and their "activity" in bed...Jordan said she could hear the covers moving and she kept thinking to herself just go to sleep, just go to sleep...Jeff says eww, he asked Brendon if they were fu**ing around last night and he said no, maybe they were though, he hears a smacking sound but he thinks one of them does it in their sleep  Jeff says he thought he heard something too...Jordan says no, they were kissing... Adam asks about it and Jeff tells Adam that Jordan heard them giggling...Jordan says they were kissing, there was smooching going on, Kalia and Jeff were sleeping, she looked over at Jeff...Jordan says she wanted to throw up...Jeff says if they were Porsche's bed was devirginized...Porsche and Adam talk about it more and then Jordan says they have to get their last...Jeff says it's all lit up in there...they continue discussing (hard to hear)... Jordan asks if Jeff wants one? (chip)...Jeff says no...they start talking about the condom prank, Adam was offended (not really lol)...Jeff says they did that prank to them in their season...Jordan says her nose is runny from the spicy salsa, she had to eat because she was getting the shakes from not eating... Palm trees on and off and then Jordan asks if it's weird that Jordan is sitting right there?...Jeff says no...they sit in silence for a little while and then Jordan gets up...Jeff reaches out to her but Jordan sarcastically says "nice chat", she turns and walks away...Jeff says "love ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "your butt's wet"...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "you coming back out here?"...Jordan says yep... Rachel lies/Jeffrey snored 3:59 - 4:02 PM Jeff, Jordan and Porsche are laying out...Jordan and Porsche are chatting with Rachel who is nearby sitting in the shade...Jeff is quiet...Jordan says "Jeffrey" Jeff says what?...Jordan says "Jeffrey Schroeder"... They start talking about naps and sleeping...Jordan says to Rachel "were y'all hooking up last night?...Rachel lies and says no why?...Jordan says she thought she heard them giggling, the sheets moving and she thought no! go back to sleep...Rachel aww's  Jordan says she thought they were doing something...Rachel says they wouldn't do anything with her in the room  YIKES Brendon says that Jeff thought the same thing at 5am...Jeff says he heard smacking for sure...Rachel says Brendon was snoring...Jordan tells Jeff that he was snoring was so loud and she hit him and then he stopped...Jeff asks if he was on his back?...Jordan says yeah...Rachel goes on to say Brendon was heavy breathing and started snoring, she ended up sleeping on top of him (wth?)...Brendon says how could he not snore with her on top of him?...Rachel says he told her to get off and she was really upset...Jeff and Jordan giggle and Jeff says "omg" Rachel asks when Jordan heard that?...Jordan says she doesn't know what time it was but she looked over and everyone was asleep...Jeff says he definitely heard smacking 100% but he's going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they might have been making that noise sleeping...Jordan says she heard them kissing...Rachel lies again saying it might have been her because she didn't have her retainer in...Jeff says "or you guys might have been doing it"...Rachel says "no, trust me, I wish"...Jeff says "whatever, good for you if it's going on"...Jordan giggles...Rachel says "don't worry it's not going on with you in the bed next to us"  Jeff says he's sure that's why they stopped...Porsche points out they could go in the soundproof HN room...Rachel says it has very bright lights otherwise... Porsche says (great one liner) "you know you'd make more in a porno than your stipend, just saying" LOL Marley - tutu love/Jordan follows Jeff around? 4:03 - 4:05 PM Feeds come back from palms...Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Porsche are talking about what the Brenchel porno would be called...Jeff says "Brenchel gets cornholed" LOL Jordan says "Jeffrey"...Jeff asks what's wrong?...Jordan says "nothing, just me and my tutu"...Jeff says she's excited... Jordan says "this reminds me of Marley"...Jeff says "Marley? Marley would love that thing"...Jordan says "Tori would love it too"...Jeff says "Marley is so jealous"...Jeff gets up...they say Marley will see it tomorrow...Jordan asks if he's done?...Jeff asks if she thinks he's done?...Jordan says yeah, he's dark...Jeff says he's done then... Jordan says "I feel like I follow you and that's going to stop"...Porsche says it's a small house, where are you supposed to go?...Jordan says she knows but she's got to stop it  Jeff leaves asking Jordan if she's going to lay out still?...Jordan guesses so...Jeff says he might come back, he's going to have a smoke... Love, where’d you go all day? 4:16 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with Dani and Shelly...Jordan is talking to Brenchel and Porsche about Bonnie Hunt...Jordan leaves and walks by the couch area on her way inside...Shelly says Jordan is a sunbathing goddess today...Jordan says she's done...Jeff says "where you going dunce cap?"...Jordan says "inside"...Jeff says "you gonna make a snack?"...Jordan doesn't hear as she goes inside... Jeff has a concerned look on his face, he immediately gets up and goes inside...Jordan is heading to the candy room and says she's putting on her tennis shoes...Jeff asks if she's going to work out?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff follows her in there...he asks "love ♥ ? where'd you go all day?"...Jordan says "I'm not following you around"...Jeff says he's been in there all day...Jordan says she knows but she feels like she follows Jeff around all day...Jeff asks again if she's working out now?...Jordan says it's the best time, she gets all sweaty...she leaves… Workout poke, back hug & high five 5:55 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the BY...Jordan has finished working out and is sitting on the sit up bench...Jeff is spotting Adam...Jeff walks over to Jordan and asks if she's doing abs or done?...she is done, she hugs Jeff... Jeff says Jordan is sweaty...Jordan says that's a good thing, didn't he see her? Jeff says "you're the best, I know, I saw you"...Jordan says she feels like Peter Pan...Jeff says "Count Chocula?" LOL Jordan gets up saying "alright"...Jeff says "where you going"...Jordan says to shower...Jeff pokes Jordan's boob... "Jayeff"...Jeff blames it on a bug...Jordan says she didn't...Jordan grabs Jeff from behind and gives him a hug & squeeze... She says he's all sweaty...Jeff says he spilled water on himself so it looks like he's been working out...Jordan says "see ya later Charlie" and they high five...Jordan leaves to go shower... Jeff whistles 6:06 PM Jeff is sitting outside on the sit up bench resting between sets...he's chatting with the others in the BY...off camera Jordan comes outside in her towel and Jeff whistles at her They have a brief exchange about if BB gave Jordan a second unitard and then Jordan goes back inside… Jordan shower - don’t you dare 6:15 - 6:17 PM Jeff and Adam are working out...Jeff needs to go pee, he goes inside to the bathroom...Jordan is taking a shower...she says "Hi!" Jeff gets closer to the stall and says "what are you doing in there?"...Jeff pokes his hand in there and Jordan says "don't you dare Jeff...it looks bad"...Jeff pees... Jeff comes out and Jordan asks how his workout is going?...Jeff says it's going good...he sings a little and leaves... JeJo bathroom - is Jordan buff banter 6:55 PM Feeds switch to the bathroom where JeJo are...Jeff says "who's not cute?"...Jordan says she's not cute when you look buff...Jeff says "do I look buff? I just worked out"...Jordan says "is it a bad buff?"...Jeff says "whaddya mean buff? what do you think you are?"...Jordan says like gymnast buff...Jeff says "listen, you worked out for a couple of weeks, relax"...Jordan says she feels like gymnasts when they wear spandex and her boobs look big she looks like (buff)...Jeff says you look like Chyna, take it easy, but she has been working out hard...Jeff teasingly says "you wanna go have a protein shake?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says he's joking...Jordan says they give her diarrhea... BB tells Jordan to put her mic on...Jordan says "uhh, don't talk to me"...Jeff says "who, production? that's mean"...Jordan says "you, I'm talking about you"...Jeff walks away saying "why you talk like that to production?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "you've changed this season" LOL Jeff yells out "hold on, I'm coming right back, you can watch me shower and shave" Love! Where you going? 6:57 - 7 PM Jordan has finished up showering and has put her new unitard on...Jeff has finished up working out and is getting ready to shower and shave, he walks into the bathroom area...Jordan and Adam banter about the unitard and Jeff and Adam talk about someone leaving the microwave door open and how Adam's pet peeve is when people leave time remaining on the microwave...Jordan leaves the bathroom and Jeff says "love! where you going?"...Jordan says "you want to talk to me now?"...Jeff says "what are you talking about? yeah I told you"...Jordan says "I'm shocked"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...feeds switch out and then return briefly to Jeff who is getting ready to shave and then switch out again.. JeJo bathroom - Jordan likes the Johnny Depp 7:21 - 7:24 PM Feeds switch to the bathroom where JeJo are...Jeff is brushing his teeth, Jordan is sitting on the lounger waiting and just finishing doing her human kazoo/trumpet...she asks if she's going to get yelled at?...Jeff says she gets yelled at because she was playing The Saints, if she plays it normal, they won't...Jordan says she didn't play a song... Jeff goes over to Adam who is taking a shower and they banter a little about Adam doing inappropriate things in the shower...Jeff puts some stuff on his neck and cleans out his ears...they talk about Jordan's razors in the shower... Jordan says to Jeff "can we go lay down together?"...Jeff says "yes, where?"...Jordan says wherever he wants...Jordan says that she likes what Jeff did...Jeff says he did Johnny Depp...Jordan says "I like it...do it again"... Jeff says he can't, he just did it...Jordan says to keep doing it...Jeff says he can't, it grows out...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to lay in the purple room?...Jordan says yeah, let's go...Jeff says "alright, let's do it in there" Purple room - snacks chat 7:26 - 7:35 PM Jeff and Jordan decide to go "lay down together" in the purple but all it ends up being is them snacking on super crunchy food (that is so annoying to listen to lol) while making small talk, no game talk or real personal talk at all. yawns BY - supportive head rub 8:55 PM Jeff, Brenchel and Dani are outside on the couches chatting...Rachel is being weird...Jeff is suspicious that Rachel put something in his wine...Rachel giggles saying it was a Rufie. Jeff is not amused...Rachel says Jordan did it, she wanted to drug him...Jordan comes outside and Rachel asks if wouldn't she love if she put a Rufie in Jeff's drink?...Jordan half giggles but doesn't answer, instead going over to Jeff and rubbing the back of his head  Jordan then heads to the hot tub… Jordan’s feet are just weird/no health insurance 8:57 - 9 PM Jeff, Brenchel and Porsche are sitting on the couches chatting...Jordan is in the hot tub...Brenchel leave to go check out the wine situation and then Jordan shouts out something about slippers already being worn...Jeff says "your feet go in, that's life love" Jordan asks something about why they're like that? that's why she walks weird...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Porsche says it sounds like her slippers are actually too big for Jordan... Jeff says "no, her feet are just weird" LOL Jordan says her brother's are worse...Jeff says they're not weird she just walks on her instep so she needs to go to a foot doctor so he'll mold something in her shoes so she doesn't walk like that...Jordan says that's a good idea...Jordan says something about her brother again and Jeff says that she told him that for her brother 3 times...Jordan says they don't have health insurance...Jeff says you just need an insole...Porsche asks why doesn't she get it?...Jordan says she knows, she needs to...Jeff asks if work offers it or anything like that?...Jordan says they do but it's too expensive, she would never get a pay cheque (this coming from a girl who won half a million dollars? I don't get it...) Porsche says she doesn't have it either...Jeff asks for anything? no coverage at all?...Jordan says her neither, dental she can pay on her own because it's just cleaning...talk turns to other talk when Brenchel come outside... BY chat - sweet look 9:45 PM Jeff, Adam, Shelly and Brendon are at the couch area talking about the hot dog contest...Jordan is in the hot tub...Brendon leaves...they continue talking and Jeff looks over at Jordan with a sweet look... JeJo hammock time - finally game talk 9:50 - 10:30 PM Jordan comes outside, grabs her cup and a blanket from near the hot tub and heads to teh hammock...Jeff, who is sitting on the couches with the group, sees her go over there, almost immediately gets up and goes over to the hammock as well... Jordan is getting the hammock prepped...Jeff throws a few bags over (from the cornhole game) and then says "love ♥ let me play"...Jeff gets in asking how he should lay, Jordan wants him going in the same direction...Jeff lays down... They talk game for awhile...Jordan voices her concerns about Shelly and them having to stick with Rachel...how they do trust Adam, etc. Jordan is glad Jeff’s there 10:23 - 10:25 PM Jeff and Jordan are chatting on the hammock...they're talking about how Rachel stole some of Dani and Kalia's wine...Jordan thought it was funny...Jordan says they make cookies every night, she's got to stay away from that...Jordan says she told the DR that she's so UHH this year and they told her she's just more mature and wiser and she got excited...they make fun of how the others are all following each other around to spy...Jordan says "I'm so glad..." Jeff says "I'm here?" Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she can finish...Jordan says she did mean Jeff, if she didn't have anybody in there that she could trust, she would go crazy, they just got lucky last time Lov-v-v-er 10:26 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking on the hammock...they're talking about Adam and how sweet he is...they poke fun of the spying & shadiness going on...Jordan says "listen, we're a couple, we can do this (laying together having alone time)...they try to figure out where everyone is...Jordan says they have to be careful what they say to Shelly...out of the blue Jordan says "lov-v-v-err"...Jeff says what?...Jeff starts singing and Jordan says "what's wrong?...Jeff says "nothing, I just wanna win"...Jordan says me too...Jordan starts picking at his face and Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says she's just fixing him up...Jeff asks if she likes his Johnny Depp?...Jordan likes it They go back to game talk... JeJo hammock time part 2 10:50 - 11:01 PM The feeds switch to the hammock again where Jeff and Jordan are still talking...they're talking game...Jordan says Jeff is a bigger target because he won 15,000, Shelly even said it again the other, she wonders if things would have been different if they could have kept Brendon, if the HOH is questions she'll throw up and if Porsche wins they're done...Jeff says he is, not her...Jordan says what is she gonna do when Jeff is gone...Jeff says he doesn't know, roll with Dani?...Jordan pfft's and says she'll do her own thing...Jordan doesn't know if what's happening is good or bad, if Brenchel are this quick to throw them under the bus then maybe it's not a good thing to keep him... Jordan says she has to wear her outfit for the comp...Jeff says he hopes it's physical, maybe they'll let her wear athletic gear but they wore athletic gear last week...Jordan says they didn't do anything physical, it was a trick...Jordan says they have 3 people to worry about...Jordan asks if he's going to fart?  Jeff says he was trying to...Jeff asks where Shelly is...Jordan tells him where she last saw her... Jordan says Kalia irritates her...Jeff asks what she needs to go up there (HOH) for, what does she need to know?...Jordan says she's a busybody...Jeff says what influence does she have on this fu**ing game?...Jordan says nothing...Jordan says when Brendon came back Adam & Shelly didn't like it, they just pretended to...Jeff says they know it's JeJo & Brenchel, with Brendon gone it's JeJo, Adam & Shelly...they go over who is "with them"... Jeff says when he wins HOH then they'll all be with them  Jordan says they have to figure out before that then who is really with them but they know for sure 3 people who aren't...Jordan says if Adam changed his mind, Porsche would vote the same way...Jeff says that even if Brenchel say they have Porsche, he'll tell them that if they can't get Adam then he won't vote for them, he doesn't want to look like a fu**Ing fool, Rachel will 100% lie just to get a 3-3 tie, he's not going to get himself in that situation...Jordan says then Shelly, Dani will be mad at them...Jeff says if Adam's onboard he is too... Jordan sits up and says she loves the Johnny Depp, he should wear it more, it's good for a change...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan giggles about how all 3 cameras are on them...Porsche yells over asking Jordan if she's heard of Sailor Moon...Jordan hasn't and Porsche describes her...Jordan then tells Jeff that she has been talking to Porsche more, maybe she should work on her, get on her good side...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jeff wants to go upstairs?...Jordan says no, Adam is probably coming over...Adam asks them if they need some alone time?...Jordan says no, he can come over there...Adam heads over... Jeff’s dirty mouth 11:12 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock talking with Brendon and Adam...Jeff reaches for Jordan's water bottle and takes a sip without touching it...he says to Jordan that he didn't want to touch it because of coffee and smoking...Jordan nods making a face...Jeff says what? Does she want his dirty mouth all over it? LOL Jordan toughened up 11:23 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock talking with Brenchel & Adam...they are talking about how Jeff gets riled up when talking to Rachel...Rachel says Jordan talks sweetly and Jeff just yells at her...Jeff says it's all positive shit, listen, she has to stop thinking about glitter and where Brendon is for fu**ing 2 seconds, stfu! and put this in your head and then Rachel looks around and says "is that a bug?" facepalm did he just talk? in one ear, out the other and she's out the door... Jordan says she would storm off and would say Jeff is so mean to her  and doesn't like her and she would tell Rachel that Jeff does like her or else she would really know because he'd be killing her...Jeff argh's...Jordan told Rachel he likes her, that's just the way Jeff talks...they think Jeff is like this because of football...Jordan says that Rachel said that Jeff doesn't have sisters does he?...Jordan says Rachel would get so sensitive...Rachel asks how Jordan is not sensitive?...Jordan asks Jeff if she's sensitive?...Jeff says she used to be, she toughened up...Jordan says a little bit Jejo hammock flip 11:30 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the hammock talking to Brenchel & Adam...they're talking about Griffith Observatory when suddenly Jeff gets out of the hammock flipping Jordan out the other side...Jordan screeches JAYEFF!! Rachel says OMG Jeff! wow! LOL Jeff says he was all the way on the end!...Jordan says "stupid"  Brendon says it was like she did a pirouette and fell down  Rachel asks if she's ok?...Jordan in Rachel voice says yeah, she's fine...Jeff in Rachel voice says "Jordan omg! did Jeff break your leg? what a jerk! Brennan would never do that"...Jeff tells Jordan to get on there...Jordan says she's done...Rachel says Jeff!...Jeff says it was an accident... Jeff says "sorry love ♥ I didn't know you were going to flip off"  they all leave the hammock area and Jeff says "love!? ♥ what are you doing?"...Jordan says putting her feet in the hot tub...

August 15 Pool table hug & butt squeeze 12:31 AM Jordan wanders over to the pool table area where Jeff, Brendon and Adam are playing pool for the what seems the 328th time ...Jordan gradually makes her way to where Jeff is and Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff reaches out for a hug and says "just gonna come over here?"...Jordan says "yeah why can't I?"...Jeff says "you can"...they hug closer and Jordan squeezes Jeff's butt... She then pats his butt while Jeff giggles and she hugs him tighter... JeJo farting fatties 12:54 AM All the HG's are outside...the guys playing pool, the girls chatting at the couch area...they're talking about pooping and farting and how comfortable people are in the house doing that...Shelly says that Jeff lifts his leg all the time when he's about to fart...Jordan says or he'll say "pull my finger"...Kalia yells over to Jeff asking if he farted today?...Jeff says yeah!...Kalia says she hasn't heard any from him today...Jeff pretends to ruminate one but he's got nothing right now, wait until the cheese works its way through...ewww's... Jordan says that they'll be on the couch at Jeff's house, stuffing their faces with food and it'll be so cold in Chicago, they'll be like sitting on the couch and just eating and he'll call himself a fatty and she'll say me too and they'll just stuff their faces and rip them and laugh and watch TV, they're two disgusting people. Jordan being anti-social? 1:33 - 1:36 AM All the HG's are outside playing the 20 questions game...Jordan gets up to leave @ the 1:21am mark...Jeff asks "love ♥ where you going?...she says to lay down...Jeff says "alright, I'm coming in soon too"...she leaves and goes to bed...just before the 1:27am mark Jeff leaves the BY area, gets ready for bed and goes to the candy room... Cam 3 @ the 1:33am mark Jeff enters the candy room where Jordan is in bed...he says "Ello love" ♥ ...Jordan says "ello"...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff asks "what are you doing? being anti-social again?"...Jordan says "If that's what you want to call it"...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "it's one o'clock"...Jeff lets it drop, he puts his BB bag away, changes into shorts and climbs into bed while making some weird sighing/grunting noises...Jeff says he can't believe Jordan is tired...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if she feels alright?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says he's kind of pooped too, is she going to sleep?...Jordan says she was going to, it feels good to be out of the unitard...Dani walks in and they say heyyy... Dani asks if they're tired? Jeff seems out of it...Jeff says a little bit, he didn't nap...Dani didn't either...Jordan says Dani can turn on the light...Dani says she just wants to grab one thing...they start making fun of how Brenchel ruin the guessing game, make it awkward...Porsche comes in and they continue chatting... Jeff rubs Jordan’s head 1:59 -2:03 AM Jeff and Jordan are in bed in the candy room playing the 20 questions game with Kalia, Adam, Dani & Porsche...Jeff reaches over and asks if she wants a rub? or is she tired?...Jordan says yes and Jeff then rubs Jordan's head while they play… Snuggle & arm rub 2:04 AM Jeff is rubbing Jordan's hair while they play the 20 questions game...Jordan reaches over and caresses Jeff's hand and then snuggles into Jeff...she then rubs Jeff's arm for a little while.. That’s not “it” is it? :D 2:23 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the candy room with Adam, Porsche, Kalia and Dani...Jordan rustles around, encroaching on his space and touches Jeff...Jeff asks if she wants something? and then reaches over Jordan to check how much space she has on her side, he lays back down saying "you just trying to be close to me?"...Jordan says "sorry, whatever"...Jeff says "no, you can come by me, I didn't know you wanted to come by me"...Jeff grabs her hand and places it "down there"...Jordan adjusts her hair and places her hand again "down there" and then Jeff takes her hand and places it strategically "right down there"... Jeff giggles...Jordan says "that's not "it", is it?" LOL Jeff giggles that it is...Jordan says "why'd you do that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "I didn't know that, I thought that was like tissue down there"...Jordan says "the camera was staring straight at it, you butthole"...Jeff says "no, they don't know what it is, it could be to the left" (what the camera or the yoinker? as Jeff says LOL)...Jordan giggles... Jeff giggles recalling Jordan saying "that wasn't it"...he says he doesn't even know anymore, it's so fu**ing dead, he's got to shut off all the sensory nerves...Jordan says "never?"...Jeff says "what do you mean never?"...they hold hands...Jordan says "oh you know you got all excited when you saw me in the tutu" ...Jeff says yeah, he was and Jordan says she was just kidding... Nice love? Arm rub 2:28 AM The feeds switch back to the candy room where Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Kalia are, they have played a prank on Adam by putting a wet condom on his bed (implying Brenchel used it), they are giggling about that...Jordan sticks out her arm wanting Jeff to rub it, he does... When finishes he says "nice love? ♥ "...Jordan says yeah, thanks Lotion double entendre 2:31 AM Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Kalia say goodnight to each other...Jeff takes off his mic...Jeff moves over a little saying "alright love ♥ " indicating he needs her to move over, she does and he says thanks...he asks if Jordan has that lotion...Jordan says yes she does, does he want it?...Jeff says no, he was just checking, yes may he have some please?...Jordan reaches to get it and says to put it on his side...Jeff says "no, just give me a little squirt" Some giggles...Jeff adds "so I can go to work"...more giggles and Jordan says "Jayeff"...Jordan gives Jeff the lotion, he takes some, Jordan says "people probably think you're doing that, squirting lotion"... Jeff says "oh yeah" and rubs his hands vigorously...ew's and "gross"...Jeff says loudly "Cruddy"...no response...Jeff knocks on the wall and Adam knocks back...they start talking about the tune "shave and a haircut, two bits"... Head rub, is that code? 3 AM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are still chatting in the candy room about how when Jeff was little he used to bang his head on the wall to rock/lull himself to sleep, the doctor said it was normal...Kalia says couldn't you hit something else, rub something else?... Jordan says "yeah, you like your head rubbed" Kalia says "is that code?" Jordan says "no" Jeff says "well yes...but" Jeff rubs his eyes and says "I wish I'd get my head rubbed" LOL Kalia says "I wish I had the option" Jeff asks "what do you mean?" Kalia says that Jeff is laying in his bed with his gf, he could get his head rubbed, she meant the head on his shoulders, she's not being disgusting...Jordan giggles Jeff says "oh you meant the other one" Kalia says at this moment she meant the other one, at least he has the option, some of them are in bed without their others... Jeff says "so you did mean that one" Kalia says no, she literally meant the other one, she loves having her hair/head massaged, it makes her fall asleep like a little dog... Jeff says that they don't do anything anyways, so it makes it worse Kalia says well that's the head I was speaking of except for the "code" Jeff says alright we know what's up...."fu**ing cobwebs" LOL JeJo & Kalia talk about BB11 3:02 - 3:08 AM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia continue chatting...Jeff sings the Man in a Banana Suit song which gets them talking about Casey, Laura and their season...Kalia never saw the whole season, they fill her in...Jeff says he hasn't watched his season yet but he wants to go back and watch it along with this one... JeJo blanket banter/tense goodnight 3:10 - 3:16 AM Jeff and Jordan are chatting in bed still...they start bantering about the blanket situation and how they were each irritated with each other over blanket hogging...Jeff starts getting a little loud about it...Kalia says they're funny, didn't have the separate blanket thing going on?...Jordan says she has her HN blanket now...Jeff can't believe that she wants to sleep with that itchy blanket, he says "I love sleeping with steel wool" They talk about the blankets some more, Jeff swears there's another grey blanket around, he can't find it, he messes up the whole duvet, gets frustrated with it and says he has to pee, he leaves...Jordan pushes the duvet a little bit back, snuggles inside her HN blanket and her and Kalia say goodnight... Jeff returns just after the 3:14am mark...Jeff mumbles something about the condom being all balled up...no response...he whispers "hey"...Jordan hmm's...Jeff asks if they fell asleep...Kalia says story time...Jeff asks if it's officially over...Jordan asks the time and Jeff says 3:16...Jordan says "are you serious?"... Jeff gets a little flustered with the duvet being all twisted and asks "what's going on here? did you put this thing fu**ing inside out?"...Jordan raises her voice and says "no I didn't! you're the one that messed with it"...Jeff says "because it was upside down"...Jordan in raised voice again says "I didn't touch it! do you see that I'm wrapped in my blanket?"...Jeff looks back and asks who she's screaming at? it's 3:16 in the morning, what's wrong with her, goodnight! crabby..Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says "geez you stay on your half today"...Jordan says "I always do"...Jeff says he doesn't want her sneaking over...Jordan says she never does because he pushes her away...Jeff says it's because he's sleeping and she plays with his belly button, it gives him a stomach ache...Kalia giggles...Jordan moves and Jeff says "where you going?"...Jordan says to her corner...Jeff starts to crack a joke about coming in her belly button but doesn't...they all giggle...Jeff turns to his side and they try to go to sleep... Jordan is a little cranky 12:21 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is finishing up his breakfast/lunch...Jordan is just starting getting hers ready...Jordan is being really quiet...Jeff goes over to the sink to wash his dishes...Jordan hovers around Jeff and then moves in beside him to fill her cup with water...Jeff says "Ello love" ♥ Jordan barely says hello... Jeff says "love, you're a little cranky so if I'm a little standoffish that's why ok?"...Jordan says "that's fine"...Jeff says "so don't be mad, I'm giving you your Jordan time"...Jordan says "k"... You gonna walk love? 4:47 PM Jeff and Jordan come outside...Jordan is allowed to wear sneakers with her unitard so she can workout...Jeff wanders over to an open area to stretch and Jordan walks by him...Jeff says "you gonna walk love ♥?"...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says "I'll walk with you, let's stretch"... As Jeff stretches he and Brendon share a cute story about how they have the same clothes and are twins in there...Porsche brings up that Brendon probably has Jeff's underwear then...they tell her that he actually did have the underwear, it was mixed in his clothes and he threw them out the morning he came back into the house JeJo workout/hug 4:51 - 5:33 PM Jeff and Jordan get ready to work out/walk/jog together...Jeff yells out "ready love?" ♥ and off they go...they alternate between walking and jogging, sometimes walking in circles together, sometimes walking and running in opposite directions... Clean the what? 5:41 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jordan is doing weights as is Jeff...Jordan puts her tutu back on for fear BB is going to get mad at her for not wearing it, she will take it off when she's sitting because it gets in the way...Jordan does a little twist dance and then continues doing squats... Jeff says "you're going to have to clean the chocha out of that" LOL Jeff laughs, Jordan breaks concentration and laughs... She drops her weight...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "why do you have to do that? I was being serious...you're so nasty"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "why would you say that?"...Jeff says "because" Jordan says that is so gross...they giggle...back to working out again with random celebrity talk... Jeff & Jordan are normal/what works for them 6:25 - 6:32 PM Jeff is preparing dinner, Jordan is helping...Brendon is eating...Rachel is in the bathroom...Jordan says to Brendon "you're eating 4 of them?"...Brendon says that Rachel will have some of them...Jordan says she was about to say "man you can eat"...Brendon says he can... Jordan says "have y'all always shared plates?"...Brendon says "uhh, no" Jeff wants to know more, he says "when you did you come onto this profound idea?" Rachel says when it became easier to prepare a plate than wash a bunch of dishes that night...Brendon says that's true...Jordan says "what about paper plates?"...Rachel says they're too expensive...Jordan asks "are they?"...Brendon says he doesn't use them...Rachel says they're on a budget...Brendon says that's lazy...Jeff says it's bad for the economy (environment Jeff 😉 )...they laugh realizing he should have said environment, they say it's bad for somebody except the guy selling them... Rachel says they share everything, they might as well share a plate, right Brendon?...Brendon says yeah but if they're going to have dinner, they'll have 2 plates but not if it's something small... Rachel sits down to eat and says "I'm surprised you guys don't share plates"...Jeff says "you're surprised we don't?"...Rachel mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I think not sharing is normal, you're abnormal" Rachel says when Brendon makes a bunch of eggs in the morning it's just easier for her to eat off of his plate...Jordan says that if she was sharing off Jeff's plate, she's not saying she's gross or anything, she would get kinda grossed out, wouldn't Jeff get grossed out?... Jeff says "yeah, I don't like people eating off my plate, I'll make you some, eat on your own plate...I think a lot of people will feel the same"...Brendon says to not get him wrong, there are people he wouldn't want eating off his plate...Rachel says "we share everything" Jeff says yeah, he'd rather they get a plate and get their own, he'll give them whatever they want, eating with the same fork (etc)...Rachel says they each have their own fork...Brendon says he does get arm room... Jeff says "listen, here's the answer, sharing plates is stupid, how's that? short & sweet"...Rachel says she sees what he means...Jeff says if it works for them (more power to them)...Brendon says they're life lessons by Jeff... Rachel asks "you guys don't share drinks either huh?"...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says they don't even like the same things so why would they share, Jeff doesn't want a salty sandwich ball (?? lol) plus Jordan likes tomatoes and salt...Rachel loves that too...Jeff says they can share a plate then... Jeff teases Jordan saying she can share..."Johrdan?"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says he's been getting on her nerves lately...Jordan says no, he hasn't, not at all...Jeff says "really? how about now?"...Jordan giggles and says no...Jordan says she knows she's getting on his...Jeff says no, she's not... Brenchel start talking about not getting on each other's nerves, Brendon only sees Rachel at night...Jordan says her and Jeff don't see each other every day...Jordan says "we get...ummm"...she gets distracted and drops it...Jeff goes back to it, he says "like I said if it works for you guys, who cares what other people think...what works for us probably isn't your guy's cup of tea"...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says "different strokes for different folks" Rachel says since they don't eat the same food, do they have to cook twice or what?....Jeff says "no, she eats what I cook"...Jeff explains he'll cook what she likes, he won't cook fish and says "have fun tonight", he'll cook what she want..."giving is sharing" Butter knife kisses/sweaty butt grab 6:37 PM Jeff is in the kitchen preparing dinner...Jordan comes over to where Jeff is and Jeff says "steaks tonight love? ♥ ...Jordan leans forward for a kiss and Jeff obliges... Jordan turns away and Jeff teases her with the butter knife saying "don't walk away like that"...Jordan ahh's and says "don't point that knife at me"...she hugs Jeff and kisses Jeff's cheek while Jeff says "it's not sharp enough to kill you"... Jeff says he was just teaching her a lesson...Jordan says "give me a hug" and Jeff does with an added kiss... Jordan gives Jeff a big hug and squeeze with a butt squeeze for added measure... Jeff says "love ♥ !"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "is my butt sweaty?"...Jordan laughs... Jeff shower - what’s up love? 7:33 PM Jeff is showering, Jordan is keeping him company on the lounger...Jeff says "what's up love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "what's new in the neighborhood?"...Jordan says "I'm pooped"...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says it's from working out, she's lazy...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says "tomorrow is Tuesday"...Jeff says yep… Jeff smells manly/massage invite 7:37 - 7:40 PM Jeff is finishing up showering...Jordan is drying her hair...Jeff comes out of the shower and fixes his hair...Jordan talks about Jeff's cologne and says it smells so good, so manly...Jeff says "summer man"...Jordan giggles and says "just like your summer jam"...Jeff says "summer jam and summer man...and my man band...you love it" Jordan says "you do"...Jeff can't wait to go get a real haircut...Jordan asks if he wants to do it when they get out of there?...Jeff wants to go get a massage...Jordan says ok...palm trees... Jordan says "who are we inviting?"...Jeff smiles and points to him and Jordan and Jordan giggles ...and then says "no, my buddies, Big Serge"...Jordan asks who's that?...Jeff says "my LA buddies, Donavon for sure"...palm trees... Don’t want to leave the princess waiting 8:24 PM Jordan and Dani are outside talking on the couches in the BY...Jeff is grilling something for Jordan...Porsche comes outside and they chat...Jordan turns back and asks Jeff "Jeff, are they almost done?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "just checking"...Jeff says "uh, I don't want to leave the princess waiting" ...Jordan giggles… Jeff sits by Jordan 10:04 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff on the couch, Jordan on the ottoman...they're discussing food challenges...Dani comes outside to eat and Jeff gets up for her, tells her to sit down...Dani sits on the other couch instead and Rachel who has also come out sits where Jeff was...as they discuss the cinnamon tsp challenge Jeff sits over by Jordan… JeJo coke float 10:16 PM Jordan makes a coke float and comes outside to eat it...everyone is envious because it looks so good...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants a bite?...Jeff looks at her/it sweetly and says "ok"...Jordan says "really?" and feeds him a spoonful ♥ the others awww and say they're cute… Kitchen hug train/Chicago hot tubs 10:22 - 10:24 PM Jordan comes inside to wash out her cups and utensils...Jeff calls out from the bathroom "love ♥!...what are you doing?"...Jordan who is looking into the fridge says "nothing I just ate that"...Jeff says "more snackies?"...Jordan says "I know I gotta quit, tonight's my last night and then I gotta quit cuz I can't gain a whole bunch of weight"...Jeff looks into the freezer saying he could eat a coke pop...Jordan says there's a frozen cookie dough, to eat some...Jeff says the almond M&M's were jammin'...Jordan asks if Jeff is hungry or is he just bored?...Jeff says bored... Jeff turns to walk and Jordan hugs him from behind as they continue walking together... Jordan says she's about to put her feet in the hot tub...Jeff says "that's a surprise"...Jordan says "I know, I need to just go get me a hot tub, I'm like obsessed"... Jeff says he looks tan, it's the shirt...Jordan lets go and says "in Chicago is it too cold in like the winter time to even have a hot tub cuz it'll freeze?"...Jeff opens the door for Jordan to go out first and says "no, you just keep it on, why would it freeze?"...Jeff says "why, why do you ask?"...Jordan looks back giggling and Jeff laughs, she says "ahh, don't start" giggle... Kitchen hug/like our late night talks 11:38 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jordan and Jeff are...they are both reaching out to hug each other...they hug...and Jordan's spinning cap falls off...Jeff picks it up for Jordan and she says "thank you"...Jeff asks how was her diary?...Jordan says "you know how it is, they get you thinking"... Jeff says "about what? Shelly?"...Jordan says "just everything"...Jeff says "when did her and Daniele become so tight?"...Jordan asks if anyone is in there?...Jeff looks around and says "I hope not"...they head outside...Jordan says she's kind of tired but you know how they had that late night talk? I like those...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says she's getting sleepy so she doesn't know if she'll be able to last...they each head their respective ways...

July 25 Big hug in the RR 10:02am Jeff is laying down in his RR bed, he has been there for awhile and seems to be waiting on Jordan to come in the room, she finally comes and sits herself down on Nat's bed...Jeff gets up and gives her a great big hug out of the blue. Cute! 😀 Jordan says "hey" and then trips him as he walks by her 😛 Whats up in the RR 10:07-10:08am After the big hug in the RR, Jeff changes into his Aurora shirt and sits on Nat's bed to put on his socks & sneakers...he then leans back, rubs Jordan's leg and gives her one of those looks  , she rubs his face and asks what's up? Jeff says "nothin', what's up?" Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff asks if she is crabby again today, lol...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't know. Jeff says he doesn't like her...Jordan says "K", Jeff gives her another look and waves bye. Jeff leaves… Jordan - I keep smelling tuna 11:04-11:14am Jeff lays down with Jordan in the SS room right after he has finished eating tuna. He thinks candies will mask the smell but Jordan calls him on it. Jeff says that he didn't want to brush his teeth because he just had tuna but knew he had to do something because he wanted to find Jordan so he ate the candies. Cute little interaction. Foot massage 1:09-1:11pm Jeff is giving Jordan a foot massage while she is laying down. Jordan squeals, Jeff asks if it hurts?...Jordan says yeah, he pushes really hard...Jeff says "a massage?"...Jordan says not so hard. Jeff then says he is so bored and lays back next to Jordan...Jordan who has been pissy all morning, immediately makes it seem like Jeff is imposing, she awkwardly reaches for her mic...Jeff gets up saying for her to just lay there, he doesn't want to squish her...he gets in Natalie's bed...Jordan says she matches the sheets and then points out to Jeff that the people in the HN room can hear them through that hole...Jeff says he never knew that...Jordan says it's wide open… Jordan is moody in the RR 1:16-1:23pm The tense chatting continues with Jeff in Natalie's bed, Jordan in Jeff's bed... Jordan asks if he slept good?...Jeff says he fell asleep right away...Jordan makes a catty sound...Jeff says why does everyone think when he talks he's pissed?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he fell asleep pretty quick, when you get in a comfortable bed with comfortable blankets, forget it...Jordan half giggles...SILENCE Jordan whispers something to Jeff, he says he doesn't know about it and Jordan harumphs...Casey comes in wondering where everyone is?...Jeff tells him...they joke around about them maybe one day winning HOH and seeing how the other half lives...as Casey goes into the SS room Jeff says to Jordan "turn that  frown upside down, what do you want?"... Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "if I get 10G's to make you stay, I'm gonna be pissed off at you"...Jordan snarkily says to take it...Jeff says he thinks he's gonna...they start whispering inaudibly...Casey comes back in the RR and Jeff tells him that Jordan thinks there's another plan (smart girl!)...Casey says he doesn't but what does he know...Jeff says exactly...Casey leaves...Jeff says "he'd (Jessie) f**k himself if there was" Jordan stresses how important the next HOH competition is...Jeff says "big time"...Jordan says it's because the 4th person out is the last out before jury house...Jeff knows saying next week is huge, one of them (J/J/C/M) has to win it...Jeff whispers that he doesn't trust Michele at all...Jordan says "but she still is with us"...Jeff whispers he doesn't think so, that she's a liar and then Jeff starts making fun of Michele and her stupid giggles at everything he says. They give each other a look and Jeff starts laughing...Jordan shoots him another look to which Jeff who is getting frustrated with her moodiness & stress about the POV comp responds "how bout this, you just take control of your destiny and win and show everybody what's up"...Jordan says “do you think I’m a terrible competer?”...Jeff says with a straight face “no I don’t! I don’t think you’re a terrible competer” Jeff cracks up, Jordan laughs...Jeff says “terrible competitor, I don’t know...but competer, you’re great at”  Jordan says “I think you’re lying” Russell walks in complaining about how he can’t take being locked in anymore, it’s been 3 days, he doesn’t know how Jeff’s doing it, he lays down in his bed...Jeff says complaining about it just makes it worse...Jordan says she tried to sleep, she would think they would be going out there soon...Jeff thinks so too, he says there are a lot of worse places he wouldn’t want to be, they could be on the side of the road with a flat tire in 100 degree weather on your way to a meeting, now that’s stress. Jordan giggles and says she thinks this might have happened to Jeff because it sounds so realistic...Russell says something similar happened to him just recently with his car...they talk about that and Jeff does a little rap...Jordan gives Jeff yet another look and Jeff says he’s sick of her always judging him from over there... Russell & Jeff discuss their cars, specifically Jeff’s Camry, they discuss the mileage on them...Jordan says her car is a Honda Civic and has low mileage...Jordan talks about her brother’s car and the good deal he got on it, she says it’s real loud and makes a loud vrrooom sound...Russell asks her again how it sounds?...she repeats...Jeff asks her how her car sounds and an annoyed Jordan won’t fall for the little game, she says it sounds how a normal car sounds...Jeff throws a pillow at her, gets up and says “win your own veto!"😨 Jeff grabs his water, starts to walk away but then walks back to get his shoes and notices the camera following him so he walks back and forth, he stops near Jordan and Jordan lifts her foot and makes that whimpering noise to get Jeff to rub her foot again...Jeff says “don’t touch me” and pretends he’s going to spill water on her...Jeff shakes his head at Jordan and walks away saying “I’ve got to find some excitement or something”. Jordan immediately gets up telling Russell she is bored too, she tells Russell to scoot over, she’s going to get in bed with him (IMO Jordan was obviously pissed at Jeff especially with what he had just said and/or she was just moody in general since the morning so she immediately decides to do the thing that she knows will get to Jeff the most and/or she was trying to get on Russell's good side to influence him to help keep her in case she didn't win veto. Interestingly enough Jeff & Jordan had their first big tiff the following night because of her keeping something from Jeff that Russell told her not to tell Jeff) Jordan goes back to get a pillow and tells someone unseen in the hallway that she’s getting in the bed with Russell (I think it was Jeff)...Russell says “hmm, was that Jeff?” but before she has a chance to answer, the feeds go to trivia for the Veto comp. We’ll never know if she did get in bed with Russell, this is a screencap from the CBS show where Jessie was coming out of the DR to call everyone to pick players for the POV comp. You’re good in other ways Jordan 6:42pm Jordan is eating dinner alone at the kitchen table. Jeff approaches and tells her that she had a long session huh? (in the DR)...he walks by her and squeezes her neck/shoulder...he sits down facing her...Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing, what's up?"...Jordan says nothing and says he looked like he was mad...Jeff bends his head down and say no, he's just bored...Jordan rubs his head briefly… Jeff looks at Jordan and says "you mad about today?"...Jordan is silent but frowns...Jeff smiles and says she didn't do good, he didn't do good either...Jordan says "do I ever do good?"...Jeff smiles and says "yes...you do good Jordan...you're good in other ways, don't worry about it"...Jordan laments her performance, Jeff says it's easy to say afterwards...Jeff gets up and they start discussing the numbers they got in the comp...Kevin arrives on the scene and the convo shifts… JJ to the GR to talk it out 7:01-7:19pm Jeff & Jordan finish cleaning up in the kitchen & decide to go into the GR to lay down and talk. At first they lay opposite each other and are quiet then Jordan asks what Jeff is looking at? Jeff says her dirty socks. Jeff covers her feet up with a pillow and he smiles...she has a concerned look on her face and Jeff asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jordan shrugs and says "nothin"...Jeff says "liar"...Jordan says she kind of has a headache... Jeff says "what else?"...Jordan says nothing, she wishes she would have won (the pig veto)...Jeff says "you tried your best right?" and smiles...Jordan says mmm, hmm and then asks why Jeff is smirking...Jeff says he's smiling and she did her best, that's all she could do, the comp was a lot of luck, it wasn't that she did bad, it was the numbers you grabbed...Jordan explains the numbers she grabbed and how the comp went for her...Jeff says he kept grabbing 5's & 4's & 6's, Jeff says he panicked with time, he could have done better, he couldn't find the 7's, 8's & 9's. Jeff talks about how silly he looked in the pig costume and Jordan laughs...they then both laugh about Michele and how she faceplanted, Jeff says that was the best...they crack up...Jeff says they are going to replay it, it was great....Jeff says "what if that was you?"...Jordan says he would have laughed...Jeff says he would have died...they keep giggling about Michele...Jeff touches Jordan's leg...Jordan tells him she has dry skin, to ignore it...Jeff holds her leg... Jordan is worried about the plan not going through (putting up Ronnie as replacement)...Jeff says not to worry, it will, he hopes, he knows Jordan would feel safer if she was off the block...Jordan says she is sleepy, she wonders if BB will open up the BY tonight, she says she wants to get her tan on...Jeff says tanning is over for today...Jordan says for tomorrow...Jeff says he knows, it will be open tomorrow...Jordan says Jeff is getting irritated with her. Jordan says "you know how funny we're going to look on TV with the pink spandex?"...Jeff says like idiots, it doesn't matter at this point...they talk about how the comp went and if Jordan ever wiped out...Jordan makes the whiny, massage me sound and asks Jeff to rub her feet...Cam switches off them briefly but audio is heard...Jeff says "did you look at them? that doesn't help?" ...Jordan laughs...meanwhile Jordan takes off her socks... Cam switches back to them...Jordan says if it bothers Jeff so much (about her dry feet) go get some lotion...Jeff says he never said it bothered him, who is she getting loud with? he laughed...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "ai, ai, ai!"...Jeff has an eye twitch and points it out, Jordan didn't see it...Jeff says it's over. Lydia is heard from the kitchen and Jeff whispers that she gets on his nerves, her voice today during the competition. Jeff says how is it that Jessie stays up in the HOH room laying down with Natalie on one side and Lydia on the other...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan puts her socks back on and doesn't think they are that dirty...Jeff asks if she's seen them? and he holds it up for her...(they are filthy LOL)...Jordan asks that he put the sock back on and he does. Jeff says "you did good today, you did"...Jordan says thanks...Natalie comes by and they chit chat...Jordan sighs and says "oh man Jeff"...Jordan says "come lay down here"...Jeff says "by you?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff does and lays face down...Jordan does her customary patting but starts rubbing his back a little...Jeff says "you're rubbing my back? without me even asking you?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says her hands are drying from doing dishes...Jeff offers to get lotion and leaves to get some from the bathroom. Jeff returns with the lotion and spreads some on Jordan's legs saying to get those ashy legs...Jordan is embarrassed and says for Jeff to quit looking at her ashy legs...Jeff says her scales? he's just joking, they're not that bad, just dry...Jeff says he hates dry skin...Jordan says she can tell...Jeff smiles and laughs... They complain the lotion isn't that good and doesn't sink in...Jordan points out her "roll" of fat...Jeff says "jelly donut?"...Jordan says she would like to eat some cookie dough...Jeff points out how gross it was wearing the pig costume, you could see everything in that thing...Jordan says you could see your pee-pees in them...Jeff says their fatsies, pee-pees, everythingzees... Jeff and Jordan lay back down facing each other with their faces very close together...Jeff giggles...Jordan gets shy about being so close & not having brushed her teeth, Jeff hasn't either...Jordan flicks something off of Jeff's eye area and Jeff asks if it's dry skin or a booger...Jordan doesn't know but doesn't think it's a booger...Jeff wonders how a booger could get up there...they giggle...Jordan says maybe it flew up there...Jeff says no, unless it was a boomerang booger...Jeff says they're getting silly...they get quiet and close their eyes...Jeff sneaks a peek at Jordan and then sweetly picks some skin off her nose. 😊 Jordan touches her leg to Jeff's and Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's thigh... Jeff says he hopes everything goes...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "why what? everything goes according to plan..."...Jordan says but why would he say that?...Jordan gets nervous about Jeff touching her leg so she touches Jeff's hand and holds his thumb ☺️ Jeff says he hopes it does, it's what he wants, it's what he's thinking about...Jordan says she thought Jeff talked to Jessie and he changed his mind...Jeff says no, he would tell her...Jeff says her, him or Casey has to win HOH or else they'll be in trouble...Jordan agrees...Jeff looks at Jordan sweetly & worriedly...Jordan says Jeff came close to winning HOH...Jeff says he would have won today if he had picked a 5 but it's what if, what if...Jeff looks at Jordan again...Jeff while putting Jordan's shirt strap in place says that everybody wins some time and Thursday will be her day...Jordan says hopefully...Jordan says she has to give another speech again...Jeff says he has to give another fu**ing goodbye message...Jordan says it better be really good...Jeff says that or it will be like, listen this is the 10th one, I don't even care what happens now LOL...Jordan whines and says it's got to be good, what did he say on hers...feeds  switch... SS Room chat - What a struggle it is for us 7:26-7:36pm Feeds switch to J&J in the SS room, they are laying in bed. Jeff is saying that it's the second time he's heard someone saying that...Jordan says "what I just told you?"...Jeff says someone told him that too...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says he swears to God, he thinks Casey told him that someone said they just wanted to get to the jury house,  they don't care what happens and Jeff thought, cool, cuz right when you go to the jury house, I'll throw you out cuz he wants to win. Jordan says that her, Casey or Jeff has to win HOH next week or they're done, Jeff agrees. Jordan says if not, it's either her or Casey going...Jeff says "or me"...Jordan says if one of Jeff's teammates wins...Jeff says but if they don't, he's going up. Jordan thinks Michele might win because she's good at questions...Jeff thinks Jordan will win because the bottom goes to the top in this game, everyone is looking down on you and so just step up and win, she's going to have a positive attitude now and she's going to feel like she's going to win right?...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff says to not worry about it, if Ronnie goes up tomorrow which he should, she's fine...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she hopes she doesn't go up again. Jeff says if Kevin wins he would put him up...Jordan thinks he would put her up too...Jeff says that Kevin doesn't talk to him, he thinks he's pissed at him for something...Jordan says Kevin doesn't talk to her at all, she's tried...Jeff says me too...they discuss who would put them up next week. Jeff thinks Lydia would put him up...Jordan says Jeff has to win it...Jeff knows...Jeff says if he wins this week he could put up whoever he wants. Jeff brings up Lydia and what she did to him the first week (when she cried with him and then badmouthed him to the others), how he got killed and everyone in the house was screaming at him, calling him names and shit but Natalie puts her up, nothing, Jessie f**ks around with Natalie right in front of her, nothing and she cooks Jessie dinner but he didn't say something and he gets fu**ing yelled at...he doesn't get it at all, he doesn't understand...she's crazy, she stays up until 6 in the morning and waits up all night so she can up to the HOH room to be with Jessie, she's fu**ing mental. Jeff goes over who would vote for Lydia if he put her up, Jeff wants Natalie out so he says one of them has to win... They get quiet and then Jordan turns herself to face Jeff...Jeff asks where she got that blanket...Jordan says she thinks it was in the GR before, she asks Jeff if he remembers how many pillows were originally in the GR before? Jeff says no...Jordan says me neither...they get quiet again...after a little while Jordan asks Jeff "what are you thinking about?"... Jeff says "nothing" then after pausing says "I'm thinking about what a struggle it is for us"😟 ...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff says "it's like they can do no wrong and we have to fu**ing fight every week, how do you turn that around?"...Jeff says "in life nothing comes easy, they think they're riding easy street, that's not a good sign for them"  (Jordan would win! Yes Jeff!!) Jordan says she thinks once they make it to the jury house some of them won't care...Jeff says he is hoping for that but he has to get there first...Jordan says "I wanna win too"...Jeff says "oh man, if one of us could win"...Jordan says "that would be nice, I would like to see you win"...Jeff says "I would like to see you win" 🥰 Jordan says it's been Jessie, Ronnie and Jessie again, no one has made a move...Jeff says no one with a pair of balls has been HOH. Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and they get quiet again and the feeds switch... J&J have a good laugh over Casey’s banana suit 8:01-8:10pm Jeff & Jordan are laying down in the SS room bed, Casey comes in just after receiving his banana suit from the DR. They crack up laughing while trying to not make Casey feel too badly. Pretty funny stuff.

August 31 Round 2 hammock chat - J&J banter 12-12:25pm Jeff & Jordan continue looking into each other's eyes mainly seeing how their pupils dilate and shrink depending on where they are focusing and the amount of light...Jordan's eyes are doing it but Jeff's don't seem to be but then they do...Jordan says omg! I never noticed that!...Jordan does a little experiment getting Jeff to focus elsewhere and then look at her, it works, she says wow, that's weird...Jeff says it is weird huh?...Jordan asks Jeff if he knew that?...Jeff says yeah, he did, it's like when people take ecstasy their eyes get all black, the pupil dilates totally, it's one of the side effects, it goes back to normal but you can tell if someone is on x because of that...Jordan asks if he's seen it?...Jeff says yes. Jeff says the praying mantis is for real looking at him, he knows soemthing is going on over here, he's ready to spring into action...Jordan shifts and Jeff says he was comfortable, what is she doing? she keeps moving that way, she's disrupting the balance of the hammock...Jordan says please stop bitching, is he done?...Jeff starts shoving her shoulder over and she says owww...Jeff says fine and leans over on top of her saying "stop bitching"...Jordan says she's going to fall, she giggles, says uhhhh, pinches his chin and pats his chest...Jeff says what? stop pinching, stop pinching and bitching LOL ...they re-adjust on the hammock...Jordan says she's kind of sleepy...Jeff asks "are we gonna fool around?"...Jordan says nooo... Jeff says "then forget it, a little bit?"...Jordan says no, you're no we're not...Jeff says "don't lie"...Jordan says he knows they're not going to...Jeff says "no, we're gunna"...they smile at each other and Jordan locks her hand in Jeff's...Jordan says that the other night at nap time they fell asleep with their hands locked...Jeff asks when?...Jordan isn't sure if it was today or yesterday, she describes how they were and that she woke up with them still holding hands...Jeff with sarcasm says that is a photo moment...Jordan rolls her eyes...Jeff says that's a Christmas card...Jordan just closes her eyes and shakes her head...Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothing... Jeff points out her pimple over her lip, he says it's a big one, it's going to be a jumbo, he says not to touch it...Jordan says to quit (pointing it out)...Jeff says Jordan will be "Hi Julie" (makes a face with a swollen lip)...Jordan opens her mouth, stunned he made fun of her...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she doesn't have any makeup to cover it...Jeff says she better hope it springs into action tomorrow, to stop touching it, she's going to make it all oily...Jeff pokes fun again and Jordan grabs his mouth and says stop, she hopes he gets one too...Jeff says she shouldn't wish that on him. They banter back and forth a little about dirty thumbs, Jeff's shirt being soft...Jeff yawns loudly and then he closes his eyes, they get quiet then Jeff starts rapping LOL Jeff asks Jordan if they asked her about the kangaroo?...Jordan says no, did they ask him?...Jeff says they did...Jordan says shut up...Jeff says no, they didn't, they're not going to ask about that...Jeff says the DR has been off today, they aren't bugging them today, now it's less people...Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and looks at him...Jeff says God, can you believe there were 13 people?...they talk about watching a movie on the plane...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheeks and chin... They talk about jury house again and Jeff talks about how he has been to Malibu only twice, to a really cool restaurant right on the ocean, it's the bomb, he wants to go fishing here, he wants to go home and to a football game...Jordan says it sounds good...Jeff says it's weird, when it's all said and done, the summer will have gone by so fast...Jordan says at least at home they would be doing something...Jeff says they should appreciate it but there's just nothing to do here...Jordan sits up...Jeff says he needs to brush his teeth, they're garlicky...Jordan says she is sleepy...Jeff says he can go lay down but he doesn't want to sleep but crack jokes...Jordan says ok. Jeff burps and asks if she ever burps and it gets stuck here? (chest) ...Jordan mmm, hmm's, saying she ate too much...Jeff says him too...Jeff asks if Jordan ever heard that Pepto-Bismol commercial, he tries to recall it but can't quite...Jordan who has her head down lifts it up and sings "Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!"...Jeff totally cracks up 😂 and the feeds cut out, when they return he's still giggling... Jordan lays back down and says the hammock reminds her of the beginning when they would be outside all the time. 😊 Jeff says he has a lot of questions he wants to ask when he gets out of there, things he can't ask because they're about production, he wants to find out Jordan's story about how she was recruited...Jordan says she originally thought when she was brought onto the show that it was happening for a reason but she's not so sure anymore...Jeff asks why Smooth Jazz only works the night shift?...Jordan says it's going to be hard leaving here and going back to the grind...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she has to go back to school, get her stuff together, figure out a lot of stuff... Jordan wishes she had won one of the $10,000 prizes to make 20 thousand...Jeff says well she has 10 for sure...they go over how much they'll get after taxes, they're not sure how it will be taxed but they figure Jordan will have close to $8000...Jordan wants to pay off her car, about $3000...Jeff asks about her boobs, she says she only has $1000 left on that, she wants to give the rest to her mom or her brother too because he's been making her car payment while she's been gone...Jordan says if she walked away with 13 or 15 thousand it would make things a lot easier 😊 They quiet down...Jeff yawns again...Jordan says he's getting sleepy too, they decide to go inside...Jeff goes around and helps Jordan out of the hammock, they walk inside...Jeff goes to brush his teeth, he takes out his contacts, then puts on his glasses, then starts trying to remove an ingrown hair, he uses Jordan's SP mirror...Jordan tells Jeff she is going to take over his NY shirt...Jeff says forget it, she's taking over all his stuff... Jordan thinks her boobs make her look heavier...Jeff says he's gassy...Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says for her to keep him company...Jordan just stands there and stares...Jeff says she can sit down and talk like a person...Jordan asks if he's going to be awhile...Jeff says no and keeps plucking his eyebrows...Jordan says "can't we do this tomorrow?" ...Jeff continues and clearly Jordan is bored...Jeff wants Jordan to tell him a story...Jordan starts telling their story LOL...Jordan says she will pluck them for her, they bicker about that a bit and then Jordan leaves… Pt1 Bedtime Theme parks/don’t sleep 12:30:12:43am Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff says what are you looking at?...Jordan says you...Jeff says "you abandoned me again"...Jordan says no, he was plucking his eyebrows...Jeff says he was finished 10 seconds after she left...Jeff says he's just playing, he puts on his sweats and gets in bed asking if Jordan wants him to close the door...Jordan says yes, she only had it open for his sake. Jeff mentions going to Disneyworld after this...Jordan says that would be cool...Jeff agrees and says they could go on some rides or even Universal Studios...Jordan asks where that is?...Jeff says next to where they were sequestered...Jordan thought it was in Florida, she always thought that... Jeff says maybe there is one there too because it's a theme park, they're all over, it's a production company with rides for their movies...Jordan says y'all have everything out here...Jeff says who is y'all?...Jordan says well you when you lived here. Jeff likes the hemp lotion that was Lydia's...Jordan yawns and says the wine made her sleepy...Jeff says it was good...Jeff takes off his glasses and tells Jordan to give her a minute, he puts the covers over his head and prays. Jordan turns towards the dresser and Jeff finishes up praying, he whispers that he is done and then says "Johrrdan? you really going to bed bed? it's over?"...Jordan says she's just laying there...Jeff says he can leave her alone if she wants...Jordan says "no, I like talking to you" 😊 Jeff yawns and says "let's talk about rollercoasters"..Jordan asks "what about them?"...Jeff asks what her favorite one is and if she has a Great America or Six Flags near her?...Jordan says no but they have a Carowinds, she says it has rollercoasters but it's not like Six Flags or anything...Jordan thinks she went to Six Flags when she was little...Jeff heard that theme parks are closing all over the place because of the economy, no one is going...Jeff thinks it's actually Six Flags that is going out of business...Jordan is surprised because it's popular...they talk about Six Flags a bit more, who founded it and their investors...Jeff says it's some made up guy named Jim Franklin...Jordan falls for it LOL ...she calls Jeff a butt...Jeff says maybe people can't afford luxuries like theme parks now. Jordan holds onto Jeff's arm and then asks if Jeff will rub her arm?...Jeff says he will but he wants water first, he reaches over her to drink his water and spills a little, Jordan feels it...Jeff wipes it a little and says "good thing you don't sleep on your side of the bed" 😛 LOL Jeff starts rubbing...Jordan is caught secretly smiling (guess she's enjoying it)...Jordan sneezes and Jeff says bless you, asks her if it was messy?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says were there boogers everywhere? it sounded like a little explosion in there...Jordan moves her arm away and snuggles up to Jeff's arm and says she really is getting sleepy...Jeff says noooo, it probably is the wine. Jordan says Jeff was looking over at her and it looked like he was staring...Jeff stares :) ...Jordan says she can see his eyes...Jeff says they are closed...Jordan says they're not, she gently puts her hand on his eye and then his cheek...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's face and neck. Jeff enjoys it but asks her if she likes that or something? 😉...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he feels like a dog, no matter where he's scratched he likes it (does the dog panting sound)...Jordan smiles...Jordan says oh, man...Jeff says Johrdan, don't do it...Jordan says don't do what?...Jeff says "sleep...see you wouldn't be so tired if you didn't abandon me, 10 times so you can sneak off"... Pt2 Bedtime - Jordan was mad/Farting 12:43-12:50am This exchange is so cute, showing their true feelings...Jordan admits she was mad earlier when she walked in the GR and saw Michele in there with Jeff. I also noted this in the calendar entry for that particular time. Jeff mentions that Jordan was being sneaky today, abandoning him (again!)...Jordan tells Jeff that she was mad at him before...Jeff says "you were?"...Jordan says "earlier"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan says "cuz I thought you were being sneaky"...Jeff says "how?"...Jordan snuggles into Jeff's shoulder and says "you and Michele were in the GR and I thought you were trying to be sneaky"...Jeff says "aww, tsk"...Jordan says "and I got mad"...Jeff says "really? and then you figured out that she just came in there when I was playing cards?"...Jordan says "no, I just figured I'd bust in there" she giggles...Jeff says he was just playing cards and she came in...Jordan says she knows but she was pissed because she thought he was being sneaky behind her back and she didn't know what he was doing...Jeff says "ahh, no, I wouldn't do that" 😊 Jeff asks when did Jordan get over it?...Jordan doesn't really say she did, she just says she was sitting there, guh, she walked outside and then she came in the SS room and sat and that was when Jeff walked in, he looked in the drawer and walked out, then she went outside and then he came outside but she was mad!...Jeff says "no, totally not"...Jordan says she thought "this asshole"...Jeff says "see? you jump to conclusions instead of just asking me"... Jeff tickles her neck and she giggles...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says he was eating fruit and just wanted to play cards by himself and he went in there (GR) and knock, knock, knock and he thought it was Jordan...Jordan whispers that Michele asked her where Jeff was and then she went in there...Jeff is quiet, he tsks...Jordan says Jeff didn't finish...Jeff says he said what he said, that's the end of the story... Jordan says Jeff never told her what Michele said...Jeff says he told her...Jordan says he did, she forgot, never mind...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... Jeff says "you were mad, don't fu**ing do that shit"...Jordan says "me, do what?"...Jeff says "get mad like that for no reason"... Jordan says "I was, I don't like when, especially when it's someone that I'm close with who's supposed to be my partner, I feel like they're being shady & sneaky"... Jeff says "well, was I?"...Jordan says "well I don't know"...Jeff says "well, was I?"...Jordan says "I guess not but that's why I left"... Jeff pats Jordan's face strongly...Jordan says "that's why I walked out"...Jeff says "stupid...I fu**ing hate you"..Jeff makes that goofy sound and turns towards Jordan lifting the blanket over them, he kisses her 😚 Jordan asks if he's about to fart?...Jeff says yeah, how did she know?...Jordan says she can tell, they laugh...Jeff moves the blanket and Jordan says ewww, awww man!...Jeff laughs...Jordan says Jeff's farts smell at night, she gets another whiff and says "ewwwww! that's rotten! that is rotten, Jeff, that is pure butt right there! that is so rotten"🥴 ...Jeff says it was hot...Jordan says it was rotten, it smelled like rotten eggs...Jeff continues to laugh...they bicker over how bad it was...Jordan got a whiff of it and it made her cringe LOL Jeff says it was a 7 on scale of 1 to 10...Jordan says it was probably a 7.5... Jeff wonders why you don't care about your own fart smell? they discuss that...Jordan says if her farts smelled like sewage would Jeff want to smell that?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that would gross him out...Jeff says he might have to sleep in a different room, no but he asks if Jordan wants that?...Jordan holds Jeff's hand and says she might have to think about that...Jeff says beat it then...Jordan says no, this is her room...Jeff says he doesn't think so sister...Jordan asks Jeff if he was grunting?...Jeff says no, his butt is sore for some reason, he hasn't even done anything, he has muscle atrophy...Jeff turns over towards Jordan with blanket in tow and kisses Jordan's neck... Jordan says Jeff is trying to fart...Jeff says no, no, he was just doing that, she busted him...they kiss and then Jordan kisses Jeff's chest loudly...they get quiet and then Jeff makes that whiny sound and asks her if she's going to bed, is it over?...Jordan says she's really comfy, is he?...Jeff says kind of...Jordan says she's buried sideways, she feels hidden...they get quiet again... Pt3 Bedtime - Farts & laughs galore 12:51-1:21am Jeff & Jordan are cuddled together and are being quiet...Jeff kisses Jordan lightly and says what's up?...Jordan says nothin'....they are silent for awhile with some slight movement...just after the 12:56am mark they both take their microphones off and readjust positions, Jordan wants to lay like she was before...Jeff says she was in his armpit...Jordan says like always...they are quiet...Jeff shifts and clears his throat...Jordan asks him if he's not comfy?...he mumbles something...a minute later Jordan says goodnight and Jeff makes his move, lifting up his head and kissing Jordan...they kiss and then are quiet again... Jeff shifts and lays back down with his belly up...Jordan does the same...Jeff says Jordan is hot because she has that blanket on too (her HOH one)...they pull the blanket off themselves and cool off...Jeff exhales deeply twice...they continue holding hands... Just before the 1:02am mark Michele comes in the room to go to bed (news to J&J) ...Jeff & Jordan lay in silence, there's some rustling and movement under the blanket when just before the 1:06am mark Jeff farts very loudly 💨...J&J both start laughing...Jordan says "oh, my, Gawwd"...Jeff says "dude, did you feel the springs? holy f**k...that was a rocket launcher"...Jeff keeps thinking about it and keeps laughing... Jordan says "don't even raise the covers up"...Michele says "Jordo, there's a bed over here" Jordan who ironically gets even closer to possibly smelly Jeff says "I know, he's trying to kill me"...Jeff says it was too quiet...Michele thought they were sleeping...Jeff says no, they were pretending...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's abs...Jeff lifts up the blanket and Jordan says ewww...Jeff says a lingerer?...Jordan says yeah, she's dead serious...they whip off the blanket...Jordan wants it off, she said she got the...Jeff says remnants?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff needs to go shower...Jeff cracks up laughing!...Jordan says he needs to go shower and wash his butt...Jordan hugs Jeff while Jeff says "Jordan!" Jordan says no more big comforters, they can use her blanket because it's already got a wine stain on it...Jeff says so now it will have a shit stain on it?...Jordan bets Jeff has some skid marks on his undies...Jeff says no way!...Jordan says yeah, that thing was like Days of Thunder...Jeff ->> 🤣 Jordan says that fart was a thick hard one...Jeff says it was like an explosion from a rocket ship underneath...Jordan says you could hear the spring vibrate, it was hardcore...Jeff says she pushed it (on his abs)...Jordan says she was wondering what he was doing...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and says his farts stink at night... Jordan says they really do, if he farts again he has to get in the shower and wash his butt...Jeff says that has nothing to do with your butt?...Jordan says "fartin'?!" Jeff cracks up at how stupid he just sounded, he says you could fart all the time and still have a clean butt...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly and says that she bets that if Jeff wiped right now there would be a little doo-doo mark...Jeff laughs again and says no way...Jordan says both his farts right now were really smelly & gassy and the other one was hard...(meanwhile Jeff is rolling with laughter)...Jordan suggests taking a washcloth and some soap, get up in there and get the crustiness out. Jeff says to relax and tone it down or the next one is going on her fu**ing face...Jordan says she will gag & die...Jeff says it will blast off into her face and he puts his hand over her face...Jordan's pimple still hurts and she says owwwwww...Jordan reaches over and turns Jeff's head towards her and plants a big kiss on Jeff 💋 Jeff says to get her last kiss in...they banter a little and then Jordan farts...Jeff says it was probably her last time (farting), she didn't want to admit it...Jeff covers his face with the blanket saying he doesn't want to smell it...all three discuss farting and how much or little they do it in the house...Jordan farts again...Jeff says Jordan! holy shit! that was like a sailor...Jordan blames it on the bean dip, beans make her fart...Jeff says he has a problem farting...Jeff gets a whiff of Jordan's and gets grossed out... Michele has to turn on the light for a sec, the room stays brighter after the light is turned off...Jordan says it is Gucci, she turns with her butt to Jeff and Jeff starts rubbing it LOL He loves it ❤️ Jeff feels Jordo's butt while Jordan talks with Michele...Jeff says he has a for sure farting problem...Jordan says in here he does...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand to direct it somewhere but Jeff gets up to grab a drink of water from the dresser where he informs them that luckily he's wearing black undies... Jeff asks if it's Gucci?...he lays back down and spoons Jordan...Jordan says it's sooo Gucci, it's Luminous!...Jeff says that makes him laugh too...Jeff pulls the cover off his butt and farts again...Jordan says to do it towards the slide so it airs out the other way...Jeff starts flapping the comforter and Jordan makes a funny laughing noise...Jeff LOL's ...Jordan says Jeff is really grossing her out right now, he is! this is awful...Jeff again ->> 🤣 Jordan says he is grossing her out, the whole room is going to smell like butt because of him...Jeff says oh yeah, you had no hand in it? or no ass in it? 😝 They banter over who's farts smelled and get tongue tied over the phrase "clearing the air"...Jordan says no, Jeff...Jeff covers them with the blanket, rolls over to Jordan and cuddles her, practically engulfs her...Jeff says her shirt smells good, better than the farts...Jordan says it should smell good...they get quiet but Jeff has busy hands under the cover, he keeps rubbing Jordan's butt 🍑...Jordan is reaching back there and then says she was picturing herself fart right when Jeff has his hand there...Jeff says he would kill her...Jeff pulls Jordan closer and keeps touching, he moans...Jordan asks Michele if she's sleepy?...Michele says not so much anymore...Jordan asks if it's because of Jeff and his smelliness?...Michele can't smell anything where she is, she must be in a good zone...Jeff says it disappears quick and Jordan is making a bigger deal of it then it was... Michele asks if Jordan has ever lived with a boy?...Jordan says with her brother...Jeff says she said he was the worst (for farting)...Michele explains "live with"...Jordan says yeah, with an ex-boyfriend but he never ever farted in front of her...Jeff says he's special :) ...Michele rambles about her husband and other guys farting in front of her...meanwhile Jeff keeps touching Jordan, at one point Jordan looks back and smiles at Jeff... Jeff turns away and lays down normally again...Jordan tells a story about a friend whose bf went to the washroom and when she woke up he had his butt in her face and he farted, her friend thought that was funny but Jordan didn't think so...Michele says she did that to her husband, things are crazy in her house (I bet they are 🥴) ...Michele goes on to describe what happened while giggling ridiculously...meanwhile Jeff spoons Jordan and gets touchy again ...he asks her to rub his back... Jeff turns over to get rubbed while Jordan goes on about how disgusting that story is, she wouldn't like that...Jeff thinks it's kind of funny but he could never do that, maybe on her arm but not her face... Pt4 Bedtime - Jeff is the sleepy one now 1:21-1:43am Jordan continues talking about farting stories while scratching Jeff's back, she talks about how one time her brother Peyton farted near her sister's face because she was being a bitch to them all earlier, her sister was yelling, cussing and screaming at all of them, it was bad because Peyton has gassy farts...Michele thinks it's based on what you eat...Jordan says she gets like that when she eats Italian food or garlic...Jeff says all his food is garlicky but he cooks it so it cooks off a little bit...Jeff says he farts all the time in here or else he'll blow up, he asks if stress makes you gassy?...they don't know... Jordan says the worst is if you're in gym class and you have to do jumping jacks or run and you need to fart...they talk about how they hope the mics don't pick up them farting or swearing during competitions...Michele says they put audio over it because they would pick up on too much of that...Jeff says he was swearing during a few comps even the last alien one saying out loud "who the f**k is that?"... Jordan compliments Michele on how well she did on the alien comp...Michele says sorry...Jordan says it's ok...they talk about how they all missed a lot of the details on the faces during the alien comp...Jordan says she feels like an idiot for not doing better...Jeff says people watching will say that was so easy...Jordan says people will say omg, Jordan...Jordan says she did it in 5 minutes...Jeff says yeah, you went and made a sandwich...Jordan giggles...Michele says it was late...Jeff says Jordan was hungry LOL Jordan lets up on the scratching and Jeff nudges her to remind her to keep going, he asks her to scratch, she does and gets real touchy feely with Jeff... They keep talking about the alien comp...Jeff says he fu**ed up, it hurts, whaddya gonna do?...convo dies down and Jordan says she was about to go to bed, tired...Jordan rubs Jeff all over...Jordan puts her mic away...she spoons and cuddles Jeff and Jeff lifts the blanket up to cover them...Jeff seems to be the one getting sleepy now...after a minute of her cuddling Jeff and no response from him, Jordan turns around to lay the other way and get comfy... Jeff immediately says "I'm getting the butt?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm and she touches his butt...Jeff jumps and says that tickles...Jordan says two of his butt cheeks would make one of hers :) ...they seem to doze off... But they haven't...@ the 1:38 mark Jordan turns back to spoon Jeff, she puts her hand around him and says "you sleepin?"...Jeff says "I wish"...after a few smiles from Jordan and some movement, they both fall asleep... Secret smiles on a lazy morning 8:05-9:20am The HG's are woken up by BB around 8am...Jordan goes to the bathroom, gets herself a glass of OJ and heads back to the SS room where Jeff is still in bed...Jordan tells Jeff it's 8 freaking o'clock...Jeff knows...Jordan thought it was raining or something but it was just 8 o'clock...Jordan gets in bed...Jeff says at least they have 4 hours (until the POV ceremony)...Jeff thinks they went to sleep pretty early...Jordan doesn't think so, she says he told her to scoot over...Jeff says he felt like he was falling off the bed, it was like she had another bed over there (on her side)...Jeff says that was just this morning... Jordan says she is still so full from last night...Jeff says yeah, he needs to eat good today...Jordan silently smiles...Jeff lays quietly with his glasses on...Jeff takes his glasses off, they both try to sleep...Jordan opens and closes her eyes and continues smiling :)...Jeff keeps moving his feet...Jordan turns towards Jeff and closes her eyes but peeks at Jeff...Jeff is looking up at the ceiling...Jordan turns back the other way, closes her eyes and then secretly smiles again for a little while... Jordan keeps moving and Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says she can't get comfy...Jeff smiles at her, looks up at the ceiling and then asks Jordan if she wants his pillow because he's not really sleeping...they switch pillows...Jordan gets comfy...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "that help?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm, thank you...Jeff turns his head away from Jordan and they try to sleep...Jordan peeks over to Jeff and snuggles closer to him, he turns his head over to her and says he thought that was her face...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair and then they get quiet... @ the 8:25am mark they both turn to the opposite side and try to sleep for real...it's working for Jeff but Jordan is still awake...the feeds cut out for a bit and then come back to Jordan who is wide awake and thinking...she turns back to Jeff's side and she seems to finally fall asleep...feeds cut out again and then return @ the 8:43am mark with both J&J awake...Jordan turns to the dresser side and Jeff follows...they doze in and out of sleep, mostly Jeff as Jordan seems to be awake a lot of the time...Jeff lifts the blanket off of him just before the 9:20am mark and the feeds cut out... Pre POV ceremony - shady negotiations 9:48-10:22am Natalie & Michele are outside talking game...Jeff walks out and listens in on Natalie telling Michele that she can't trust her because she has lied to her throughout the game and how can she go back on her word to Kevin when he has been loyal to her, she will vote the way he wants, blah, blah, blah...Michele is called to the DR...Natalie & Jeff start talking game...Natalie tells Jeff that she can't believe anything Michele says...Jeff makes his plea to Natalie to keep him instead of Jordan saying that he can talk Michele down, that to be honest with her, he wants both Michele & Kevin out so he wants it to be Natalie & him, Jeff tells her he's a strong player playing for both of them and it would be in her best interest to keep him...they keep discussing game and the possible scenarios... Meanwhile Jordan is getting dressed and ready for the POV ceremony...Michele comes back outside and sits with Jeff & Natalie...Natalie announces she will think about it, think about going back on her word...Michele crazily proposes (obviously DR driven scenario here) that for Natalie to see her trust, she will take Jeff off the block with the veto, Natalie keeps Michele in the game and she will protect her next week...Michele says she would owe Natalie then...Jeff can't believe what he's hearing and walks away... Natalie & Michele keep talking fake game...Jeff walks into the bathroom and he & Jordan start whispering game...Jeff tells Jordan what Natalie told him about keeping her word to Kevin, about how Natalie is trusting a backstabber and she's going to roll with that?...Jeff says he told Natalie they are only friends because of what he did, he could have finished them both off and he only saved them because they gave Jeff their word...Jeff then tells Jordan the scenario that Michele proposed outside about taking him off the block...Jeff goes into the bathroom stall telling Jordan that she's staying, they don't want him. Jeff comes out of the stall and says "whatever"...Jordan asks if she looks bad?...Jeff says no, you look good...Jordan asks Jeff if he got an answer from Natalie?...Jeff says she's keeping her word to Kevin, what a scumbag...Jordan asks what Michele said, she would save him? Jeff says yeah, she's crazy...Jeff calls Kevin a fu**ing loser and he doesn't want to look at his face...Jordan says it's only Monday... Jeff preps his hair for the ceremony and walks away to the SS room, changes into jeans, eats some candy, puts on cologne, hangs up his t-shirt to wear later and lays down...meanwhile Jordan walks outside and sits with Michele & Natalie who are still talking game...Natalie makes a point of saying in front of Jordan that as far as the veto thing, she doesn't want to be the person to tell her what to do because it wouldn't just be her she would be entrusting faith into (it would be Jeff) therefore planting a seed of doubt in Michele about fully trusting Jeff to vote out Jordan...Natalie tells Michele it's her decision to make...Jordan seems uncomfortable...Natalie goes to leave and Michele follows her to the door but Jordan calls Natalie back over as Michele heads inside. Jordan makes her plea to Natalie to keep Jeff, Natalie says she wants to keep Jeff here but won't go back on her word. (so sick of her saying that) Kevin comes outside and slowly sits in on their conversation...Natalie continues with her same spiel about sticking to her word, her loyalty, her integrity, blah, blah, blah and the mood gets a little weird with Kevin there...meanwhile Michele heads to the SS room where Jeff is. Michele asks Jeff if he got anywhere with Natalie?...Jeff says kind of, not really, he didn't have a long time to talk to her...Michele puts Jeff on the spot by asking Jeff straight up if she were to take him off the block would he vote out Jordan?...Jeff tries to squirm his way out of answering by asking her how it would benefit her?...Michele says it would benefit her next week...Jeff doesn't get it...Jeff says she would still have to rely on Natalie's vote even if he voted Jordan out...Michele says it's an insane move but it's worked in the past...Jeff says she would still need Kevin's vote...Michele says not if Jeff and Natalie both vote Jordan out...Michele says the possibility of her leaving next week is very high so either way she thinks she is screwed...Jeff asks if she thinks Kevin would keep her safe?...Michele says no, it would all depend on Natalie...Jeff says that's a pretty bold move...Michele says she doesn't know, at this point she has neither of their loyalties... Jeff says if Michele did that she has his vote (LOL) Jeff says he doesn't want to deal with Kevin...Michele says the only problem is that Jordan is outside again so it's Natalie & Jordan (pitting Jordan against Jeff here) ...Michele says at least in doing this she would get the jury prize for being such a nice person...Jeff says it's crazy, he would never believe it, he would shit his pants if she took him off the block...they keep talking game... Jordan walks in with her arms full of clean laundry, she plops it down inside her suitcase and says she's not comfy (with what she's wearing). Jeff says she looks good and to stay like that :) Jordan asks Michele if she can talk to Jeff in private real quick?...Michele says sure and she leaves... You look sexy and very cute right now 10:22-10:33am Michele has just left the SS room at Jordan's request...Jordan tells Jeff that she was outside and talking to Natalie...Jeff asks Jordan to come lay down on the bed, she sits...Jordan says she thinks she is getting in Natalie's head...Jeff whispers to Jordan that Michele talked to him about using the veto on him...Jordan whispers that she talked to Natalie and she told her she'd be making a big mistake if she didn't pick Jeff...Jordan tells Jeff he owes her...Jeff asks Jordan if she heard what he just said?...Jordan says she knows but she's just saying...Jordan seems nervous and tense, she gets up and says she's going to find Michele so there's no awkwardness...Jeff says so sweetly "come back here Jordan" ♥ Jordan leaves but comes back immediately LOL asking if she should wear this? (the outfit she has on)...Jeff says "yes, you look very sexy and cute right now" Jordan sits down and starts up again saying she told Natalie...Jeff interrupts saying Natalie still doesn't know what she's going to do...Jordan says she told Natalie she would me making a big mistake because Kevin is not going to win this and she knows she is going to be out, that Jeff is better than Kevin and Michele listens to everything Jeff says and Jeff will take her to the end...Jeff says he appreciates it but nothing is 100%...Jordan is very nervous and can't stay still, she tells Jeff he needs to try...Jeff says he did but Natalie thinks she has a loyalty with Kevin when Kevin was already doing that move anyway so he got a loyalty from her out of it... Jordan whispers to Jeff (barely audible) "is she really using the veto on you?" ...Jeff whispers something about how Michele asked him if he would vote against Jordan if she took him off the block and Jeff was thinking, is this really happening?...Jeff tells Jordan that Michele said it's worked in the past, he told Michele if you want to (use it)...Jordan shrugs and Jeff nervously laughs...Jordan says "I don't know"...they giggle about voting Michele out if she did that...Jeff says it's so bad... Jordan starts walking out of the room again and Jeff says "what are you doing?" Jordan says she's going to the bathroom... Jordan talks to Michele who is in the bathroom, she tells her what she told Natalie, that she should vote for Jeff to stay. Michele mentions possibly using the veto on Jeff even though that would be psycho. Jordan says that's her deal, she can do what she wants but she has mentally prepared herself to leave on Thursday but she honestly thinks Kevin & Natalie will keep her. Michele leaves the bathroom. Feeds cut out and return around the 10:30am mark with Natalie in the SS room talking with Jeff about Michele possibly using the veto. Jordan walks back into the room and sits down on Michele's bed....they talk a little about Natalie talking with Michele about using the veto...Jeff has a little outburst towards Natalie about her keeping her word to Kevin, trusting that fu**ing asshole...Jordan tells Natalie, in front of Jeff, to keep Jeff because he's a better player...Jeff tells Jordan to be quiet, stop! they'll talk about that later...Jordan says she's just telling her her opinion...Natalie leaves...Jeff clenches his teeth and says "you make me feel bad, don't do that!"...Jordan says she's going to go anyways... My favorite two words again... Jeff says in a sexy voice "come here!"... Jordan smiles and says "no!"... Jeff says "yes!"... You look country/Jordan’s house/Missing home 10:32-10:46am Continued from previous entry where Jeff has just told Jordan to "come here" (the bed) and Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "yes!"...Jordan says she doesn't like her hair...Jeff says "I love it, you look, I'm not even joking, you look hot right now" ...Jordan asks "that look bad?" (her top) ...Jeff says "no, you look country and I know you hate that look but i like it" 🥰Jordan says she wore the top for "the thing" (show intro)...Jeff says "you look good, now come here" (sexy smile) Jordan whispers something about Michele which is inaudible...Jeff says she is crazy (crazy sign), she said it will work...Jordan keeps whispering...Jeff bangs the mattress twice and says "come here, I can't hear you" ...Jordan walks over and says her jeans are getting so tight...she takes off her flip-flops...Jeff says "lemme see your body" 🥰Jordan says "what?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan wraps her blanket around her saying her jeans are too tight...Jeff says she looks nice for real, he tries to touch her boob.😋Jordan says Jeffff!...Jeff says "what"... Jordan bends down and starts whispering in Jeff's ear, it's hard to hear but it's mostly about Michele and what they talked about in the bathroom and how she is thinking of using the veto on Jeff...Jeff laughs and says it's crazy...BB tells Jordan to not obstruct her mic...she goes to lift it and Jeff says "let me help" (again going in for some boob, lol) Jordan says Jeffff!...Jeff laughs..Jeff says he will shit his pants (if Michele takes him off)...Jordan says she will too, then it's in God's plan...they look at each other in disbelief, could it happen?...Jeff says then we drill her out 2-0...Jordan says Jeff should talk to her...Jeff says no way, it's best to let her be crazy, talking to her might he might lose it...Jeff says why did she even say that, now he's excited...let's start this meeting! Jordan whispers into Jeff's ear again...Jeff tells Jordan that he didn't exactly say he would vote Jordan out but that he told Michele "you have my vote if you want it", he just fu**ing sold his soul...Jordan says she will be like (omg) if she does that...Jeff says he will have to pay the devil something... BB tells Jordan again to move her mic...Jeff says it's impossible, he tries to touch her boob again and Jordan pushes his hand away...Jeff says what? he's helping production 😉 Jordan says Jefffff! Jeff says let's start this meeting, there's no way, this is fu**ing cuckoo talk...Jordan bends down again to whisper in Jeff's ear, he turns his head and arm away and says I know...Jeff looks at his armpit and says "get in there"...Jordan says why did you push me away?...Jeff says he thought he heard someone coming, he says with a smile "I wouldn't push you away, get over here" and he brings her down into his armpit, he says "smell"...Jordan says it smells good and she kisses his shoulder...Jeff says "it's your house" ♥ ...Jordan says huh?...Jeff says come in your house and he lifts up his arm... They then touch hands (he looks at their hands awww) and Jordan asks if he still doesn't like her pink nails?...Jeff says now he likes it because they match her shirt...Jordan says she got the shirt at Wal-Mart for $5...Jeff says don't you love those deals where no one even knows and you're like "what's up? where do you think I got it?" ...Jeff says he loves deals, he comes off as such a tighty in here...Jordan says he does...Jordan says whenever they get her earrings, he better not be tight because...Jeff says cubic zirconia...she wants square like hers but...Jeff says stop saying that, she jinxed him with the devil stories, don't jinx him with that shit. They get quiet and then Jeff looks at Jordan sweetly, he gently touches her shoulder and arm with his fingers, she doesn't want him doing that, he looks at her like what?...she turns her head...Jeff puts his hand on her shoulder and pushes her back...Jordan deflects saying she thinks there's a fire outside... Jordan asks if there are mountains near here? she says what if they had to evacuate them...Jeff says they could get the f**k outta here...Jordan says they would probably have to sit in a hotel separately...Jeff says that would be fine...Jordan says it wouldn't because she would be bored, there would be no TV...Jeff talks about fires & evacuating people. Random fact by Jeff "my armpits smell like fabric softener" LOL Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and they interlock fingers (Jeff's looks at their hands! ha)...Jordan says she needs to re-do one of her nails...they clap hands and Jeff talks about how much they slept yesterday, he wanted to sleep right now, he says to Jordan "I'm becoming Rumplestiltskin, is that the guy who slept a lot? Or (is it) Rip Van Winkle?...you don't know right?" ...Jordan says right...Jeff laughs. Jordan says she misses her fam...Jeff says I know, right...Jeff says he's starting to get a little homesick himself...Jordan says if she did leave, she would rather just go home...Jeff says he isn't homesick, he's society sick...Jordan is homesick...Jeff wants to see the news and go out...Jordan says she wants to see her mom, brother & sister...Jeff wants to see his family...Jeff says after a week they would be ready to go back because nothing has changed...Jordan says she wishes she could take a break...Jeff agrees then they would be ready to lockdown for another couple weeks...they both say they would rather be at the jury house alone and just watch movies...Jordan says normally when she's at the beach she gets a beach chair right by the ocean and she will just isolate herself for 2 weeks. Jordan keeps playing with her hair and Jeff asks if her hair is Luminous?...Jordan says no, her hair is really nasty today...Jeff says he likes it, it looks nice, it looks nice how many times does she want him to tell her that...Jordan says thank you, thank you Jeff, thank you, I appreash...Jeff asks if she's being a smartass...she says she's not. Jordan asks Jeff about LA and if there are mountains?Jeff says it's more hills, he asks if there are mountains in Charlotte?...Jordan says 2.5 hours away is Boone where they have mountains...Jeff asks if that is where the term Boonies comes from? LOL Jordan says Boone is where App State is...Jordan gets up and Jeff asks where she is going? Jordan doesn't know...somewhere...feeds cut out... Jordan can’t sit still 11:16-11:23am Jordan is in the kitchen...Jeff has gotten up to get himself some more iced tea, he says he's just going to go lay down...Jordan says they're probably going to get called soon...Jordan immediately gioeIs to the SS room where Jeff is laying down in bed...she asks Jeff where Michele is?...Jeff says probably in the GR...Jordan says no, she was back there...Jeff says she's probably laying in Kevin's bed in the HOH LOL Jordan walks over to the dresser and says Jeff looks cute...Jeff says "you do, thank you but you do too"...Jordan says they're going to get called soon and she can't sit still...Jeff exhales deeply, closes his eyes and then stares at the ceiling...Jordan goes and sits on the stairs in the corner of the room...Jeff says he's getting more and more pissed everytime he sees Kevin and then Natalie gives him his loyalty when he's going to do that shit anyway, he's treating her like fu**ing shit too...Jordan says "calm down"...Jeff gets agitated saying that Natalie is giving him her word for what? he's not going to put her up, what word is she giving him? she waited until 5 players are left to give her word to when he's not going to put her up anyway? he's tricking her, that's not word, keep yourself safe...they get quiet for a couple of minutes... Jordan snickers to herself, gets up and walks towards the bed...Jeff asks "what?" (because she made a face) ...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "why are you coming over here?"...Jordan says "you want me to go?"...Jeff lifts the blanket and says "no, come here, you had made this face"...Jordan sits and leans back into Jeff saying that she was laughing because of Michele, that she (Jordan) is in her way, you know, but whatever she just wants to go to the beach...Jeff says me too, with a fishing pole...enter Michele who makes it awkward. UGH Jeff & Jordan look at each other...Jeff touches Jordan's chest area and Jordan says she knows she's ashy...Jeff says he's gotta get tanned but he doesn't want to go outside because it's too hot...Jordan agrees...Michele gets in bed...Jeff says Michele has to do this pretty soon...Michele says she just wants to go back to bed...Jeff agrees...Jordan who is feeling weird with the whole Michele situation and thinks Jeff should talk to Michele (IMO) gets up to leave but Jeff tries to hold her back meanwhile Michele announces she always smells bad 🥴 Jeff asks Jordan where she's going?...she says she'll be back...Jeff & Michele make small talk about Tom's deodorant and then they get quiet...Michele fake yawns...silence continues...Jeff closes his eyes. Feeds switch to Jordan who is in the bathroom putting on makeup and fixing her hair. @ the 11:31am mark she leaves to go back to the SS room... Ear rubbing 11:32-11:38am Jordan returns to the SS room and sits on the slide...Michele and Jeff, who has his eyes closed, don't say a word when she enters...she nudges Jeff on the leg and Jeff says "what's up Jordan?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "you want me to talk to you for 3 seconds and you leave again?" (kinda true for today, lol) ...Jordan says "I'm just bored"...Jeff says "I can't entertain you every 5 minutes"...Michele interjects saying they're having a party in there Jordan says it seems like it...Jeff says they were just laying down...Jordan finally lays down snuggling into Jeff. Jordan says Jeff smells good...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's hair and ear...Michele makes a super weird face, fake yawns and looks over at J&J briefly...Jeff taps Jordan's ear and says he always hears those heels going upstairs... Jeff keeps rubbing Jordan's ear as they cuddle...my best word to describe it is erotic, some may have other words for it Jordan shifts her head slightly and can't help but smile... Jordan reaches over to hug Jeff and touch his arm, she rubs his arm briefly... Jordan adjusts and Jeff keeps rubbing LOL ,,,Michele gets up and leaves @ the 11:37 mark...Jordan clears her throat and looks up at Jeff...she starts to shift over... and her boob slips out of her top...Jordan says oh shit and adjusts...Jeff says "a boob? oh I missed it"...Jordan laughs… She thinks she can replace me 11:38-11:56am After adjusting her top Jordan whispers into Jeff's ear, it's barely audible but the gist is that Jordan feels like she is in the way of Michele & Jeff...Jeff nods his head no...Jordan says "like please"...Jeff lifts up his shirt like he does and says "that's crazy talk, who said that?"...Jordan says "I don't know, Natalie & Kevin have been saying the same thing"... Jeff gets agitated at hearing this, he says "that's crazy, don't even let them talk, don't even tell me what they fu**ing say, I don't care, I don't give a f**k, don't tell me anything they say because I don't wanna hear it"...Jordan says no, she's serious, she kind of thinks it too...Jeff says coming from that, it's absolutely not true. Jordan says "I was about to say, she actually thinks she can replace me? No, even if I'm gone" Jeff says that's not it at all...Jordan lays her head down on Jeff and says she hates when he gets in a bad mood...Jordan asks "will you keep rubbing my ear?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says please?...Jeff says no...Jordan says no!?...Jeff says no! and smiles...Jordan looks up at Jeff and says Jeffff...He starts rubbing 😊 Jordan says thank you and cuddles closer...Michele walks in again...Jeff asks her if she went to the DR?...Michele says no, she went to the bathroom...Michele says he was sleeping and the veto ceremony already happened...Jeff says he wishes...Jeff keeps rubbing and Jordan smiles... Jeff asks about lockdown and they talk about it...feeds cut out... When they return Jeff has stopped rubbing, he asks Jordan if she ate garlic?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he just smells it all the time, he says Jordan smells luminous :) ...Jordan says do I? and we get a secret smile from Jeff this time... Michele says to get the show on the road...Jeff agrees...Jeff is rubbing again but then stops (his hand must be getting tired!) ...Jordan hugs Jeff closer...they lay still and then Jordan shifts over, her boob almost spills out again and Jeff says lemme see one, is it going to fall out?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "is it going to fall out in front of me? yesss, lemme see one" Jordan doesn't want to, she snuggles in closer and Jeff kisses her on the forehead...they lay still again and then hear a funny noise...Jeff says it's Natalie...Jeff feels Jordan's forehead with his face and says she's warm...Jordan moves over...Jeff does as well and he closes his eyes...after a minute or two Michele is called to the DR...Jeff tells her good luck, he thinks she has it down by now...Michele leaves... Jeff tells Jordan he forgot he has to give a speech, he says Michele is crazy, she's not doing it...Jordan says if she uses it she will flip out...Jeff says he'll shit his pants, literally...Jordan says maybe she was just saying it to get a reaction out of everyone...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks what Jeff said when Michele told him about maybe using the veto on him...Jeff says he said it was pointless and Michele asked him if he would vote against Jordan, ultimately Jeff told Michele he had her vote...Jeff laughs and says "what am I supposed to say?" Jordan smiles and says "you butthole"...she says "then what?"...Jeff says then she left...Jordan asks if Michele asked him anything else when she came back?...Jeff says no, they didn't talk the whole time, he wanted her to go away because he didn't want to put anything in her head...Jordan says what if she does use it, omg, she will flip out...Jeff says she's not going to...Jordan says since Jeff said he would vote her out she might...Jeff says he wasn't very convincing, he didn't even say he would vote Jordan out, he just said he had her vote...Jeff smiles and says "sure Jordan", he looks at Jordan who rolls her eyes at him...Jeff through clenched teeth says "did you just roll your eyes?"...Jordan says (mockingly) "mmm, hmm, you got my vote"...Jeff says what would she say? she's lucky he even said it. Jeff looks over at Jordan, smiling...Jordan says "she's trying to take my place" 😠 Jeff says no, she's not, she's letting her get in her head too...Jeff turns towards Jordan and they kiss...Jeff says "take my place, what a yo-yo"...Jordan says "she might feel like I'm...she might get rid of me because she feels like you wouldn't do that so she figures if she gets rid of me then she has you"...Jeff says to do what? (IMO Jeff was thinking that Jordan was meaning replace her in the relationship aspect whereas Jordan was thinking that too but meaning more as a partner in the game) Jordan says "for y'all two to make it into the final 2 because I'm the only person in her way...girl be smoking something if she thinks that!"...Jeff's eyes open wide LOL he says "some herb?"...Jordan laughs and says "she's definitely smoking something if she thinks that"...Jeff says what?...Jordan says when they talked about being final 3, she thinks if she gets her out then they can be final 2...Jeff says that is probably what she's thinking but umm, no, that is what she's saying when she says "place". BB calls an outdoor lockdown and they head outside...they sit on the couches away from each other and all is quiet… Jeff & Jordan are on the block 12-12:40pm Michele takes herself off the block, Jordan goes up in her place. Memorable moment from the POV ceremony, this really says it all ♥ A consoling hug from the end of the BB episode where the veto ceremony aired...Jordan had changed clothes immediately...this was not shown on the feeds but happened right after the veto ceremony. We’re such losers, it’s official! 12:48-12:57pm Post POV ceremony...Jeff & Jordan are sitting at the kitchen counter eating sandwiches...they are both on the block...the mood is pretty somber...they mostly eat in silence...Jeff asks how Jordan's sandwich is?...Jordan nods and asks how is his?...Jeff says it's a bun buster LOL Jordan mmm, hmm's and Jeff laughs...they keep eating in total silence...after a few minutes Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't feel like just laying around?...Jeff says yep, that's exactly what he feels like doing...Jordan says she thinks to herself, should I go outside? no, I really don't want to...Jeff says him too...Jordan says maybe they're depressed, that's why they don't feel like doing anything... Jeff says he doesn't feel like doing shit...Jeff says BB is probably thinking do something, they just sit there all day...Jeff says he's fu**ing pissed off...Jordan says she hates when he's in a pissed off mood, he better be getting in a better mood, he's not going anywhere ok? Jeff says that makes him even more pissed off...Jordan doesn't understand why...Jeff says yes he is going...Jordan why would that piss him off?...Jeff says he doesn't like when Jordan talks like that...Jordan says what? because she's being positive?...Jeff says how is it positive that Jordan just quits and tries to get Jeff to not go anywhere and he's still going?...Jordan says it's not quitting, definitely not quitting...Jordan says if Jeff leaves on Thursday she will be pissed, she'll be mad and she'll say it on Thursday in her speech if anyone votes for her...Jordan hopes her mom won't be mad at her but... Jordan asks Jeff where he wants to lay down at?...Jeff says she wants to lay down? he does too..."we're such losers! it's official!"...they decide to go to the GR...Jordan heads off to go to the bathroom and get her blanket...Jeff puts away his dishes and heads to the GR… What are you going to do without me? 12:58-1:22pm Jeff is playing solitaire in the GR while he waits for Jordan...Jordan walks in right before 1pm and lays down opposite Jeff...Jordan says she wishes they would have won the veto, she wishes it was a different competition, you know?...Jeff says "yes, I do know, I know too well"... Jordan says that during the ceremony Kevin was looking at Natalie like he was going to trick her and choose her but then he said Jordan (as the replacement)...Jeff says "good one...fu**ing dork"...Jeff says now Kevin is up Natalie's ass because he knows he needs her vote...Jeff goes off again about how Natalie's loyalty is with Kevin...Jordan says maybe she thinks that Kevin will take her to the final 2, she knows that if it's her, Kevin & Natalie he's going to pick Natalie. Jeff explains how he told Natalie she's 100% guaranteed safety next week if she keeps Jeff...Jeff keeps shuffling, lays out another round of solitaire and says..."last game and then we're going to get busy" 😍...Jordan giggles...Jordan says she knows if she stays she'll be going next week, she doesn't understand why Michele wants to come after her...Jeff says don't ask him, he has no idea what's going on anymore, people tell you one thing, just think it's the opposite...Jordan says she feels bad now, she wishes she had gotten rid of Kevin and kept Lydia...Jeff says the only reason he wants to stay is to knock him out so bad, the satisfaction would be overwhelming...Jeff says if he got to the finals he wouldn't win shit because people are too pissed...Jordan says you're playing a game...Jeff says it doesn't matter because he's not lasting past this week, Kevin is going to be up Natalie's ass so whatever...Jordan cocoons into her shell and Jeff keeps playing cards... Jeff sneezes and no response from Jordan...Jeff says "nothing huh?"...Jordan says "bless you"...Jeff says "geez...where's your manners Jordan...Lloyd?...Jordan Lloyd...Jordan? Johrdan?...Joohhrdan" Jeff finds a card just sitting to the side and says this game is tainted, he piles all the cards together, puts them back in the box and lays down next to Jordan...Jordan says "you coming over here?"...Jeff says "yeah, why are you surprised?"...Jordan says yeah, she thought he was going to lay the other way...Jeff says "no Jordan, I'm coming to lay by you"...Jordan smiles (she looks so pretty here, she's a beauty in red) ...feeds cut out... They return with Jordan pep talking Jeff saying he has a couple more days, just rest on it and just like he said, it's not over until Julie says you've been evicted...Jeff says so he can't throw stones at Kevin?...Jordan says she doesn't want to listen to it...Jeff says he is a fu**ing asshole, it's true, can we agree on that?...Jordan says yes but she says talking about it puts them in bad moods and they end up being two lumps on a log (so funny considering they had a log rolling comp after this) Jeff says they are, he is...Jordan knows and just reminds him he only needs one more vote, quit stressing...Jeff says Kevin is up her ass...Jordan says she should be the one upset, she's the one sitting at the jury house...Jeff says she's not going anywhere so stop saying that...Jordan says it's not fair if she stays, she'll be pissed and then she'll be out next week, she doesn't want to see Kevin win, she's going to have to ask Michele about that...Jeff says it's pointless because every word out of her mouth is a fu**ing lie but you can ask her whatever you want...Jeff says she is going crazy in there for real...Jordan says that is why you should stay because Michele is coming after her...Jeff says it's not up to Michele, it's up to Natalie and Kevin is up her ass and she has to be loyal, it makes no sense. Jordan says they must have made a final 2 deal...Jeff says the only deal he made was a deal with the devil...Jeff closes his eyes and says they're not going to talk about it right?...Jordan says right...Jeff says "you wanna make out?"...he flashes his smile and looks at Jordan who says mmm, hmm ☺️ ...Jordan gets nervous, pats Jeff's arm and rubs it saying she really is sleepy again...Jeff says him too...they talk about the good sandwiches they had...some innuendo between them...Jeff looks at Jordan's boobs (?) and he starts laughing... Jeff says "Jordan, what are you going to do?...without me?" 🥰 ...Jordan says be bored, sit around and have nobody to talk to (I always wished that just once Jordan would say she would miss Jeff instead of saying she'd be bored making it sound like he was just something to entertain her and pass the time) ...Jeff says everyone talks to her though...Jordan says she'll be on the beach...Jeff says or he will be, the bottom line is they're splitting up 😟 Jordan says she already put that in her head and told herself to get over it, that they're split up, she had a feeling about it, she had said they're going to try and split us up...Jeff says we split, we gone 😟 Jordan says she can honestly say she never thought she'd make it this far, the money is nice, it would help but if she got it, she wouldn't feel like she won it, she wants to feel that...Jeff says no matter who stays, they have to try their best...Jordan says she's not going to beat Michele...Jeff says you can't give up...feeds switch off of J&J @ the 1:14pm mark then return a minute later... They are talking about some question reporters ask before they come in the house...(not sure what the exact question is but I think it has to do with taking money over something, maybe how far would you go for the money?) ...Jeff says he would have to see how things evolve in the house, nothing has changed for him since before the house, where do you draw the line, money isn't everything...Jordan says she thinks she, Jeff & Casey came into the house wanting to be friends whereas the others don't care about anybody but themselves...Jeff says that is how they are in life probably too...Jordan says it shows how people get when there's a little money involved, it's nice to have money but you could have a million dollars and still be miserable...Jeff agrees... Jordan says she doesn't want Kevin to win...Jeff doesn't even want to look at his face, he would go after him so hard if he stayed...Jordan says if she stays she will go after him and hopefully Michele will pick her over Natalie, you have no idea what she's going to do...Jeff agrees...they get quiet and then doze off... Jordan rests on Jeff’s leg 2:34-2:35pm Jeff is sleeping in the GR...Jordan is laying with him...cute that she is resting her head on Jeff's leg while he sleeps...super cute! ♥ Jordan just stares into space...oh to be able to read her mind during this... @ the 2:43pm mark Jordan sits up and gets up to leave and immediately Jeff who looks like he's in a dead sleep wakes up LOL and says "abandoning me"...Jordan says "no, I'm just bored" (there's the bored reference again that I'm not a fan of) ...Jeff says "get away from me" and surrounds himself with pillows... Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says she's using him up...Jordan says for what?...Jeff says "get outta here"...Jordan says "you want my blanket?"...Jeff says he doesn't need nothing 😔 Jordan playfully punches him in the arm and covers him with her blanket, walks out and heads outside… Opposite & crabby in the GR 5:57-6:10 Jeff goes into the GR where Jordan has been sleeping...he wakes her up by tickling her feet...Jordan stirs and says "hi Jeff", she reaches out her hand and says "what are you doing?"...Jeff slaps her hand and says "nothin', what's up?"...he moves over to her side and sits next to her, he tells Jordan it's 6 o'clock...Jordan says is it?...Jordan starts to sit up and Jeff asks her why she came in here?...Jordan is drowsy and mumbles she doesn't know...Jeff moves over to the other side of the bed and lays down... Jordan says "why you go the opposite?"...Jeff says it's because she just woke up and she seems a little crabby...Jordan says me? nuh-uh...Jeff says "why do you go the opposite? I've been sleeping all day and you go in different rooms, what's up?...fishy" Jordan rolls her eyes...Jeff touches her face with his foot and Jordan says "don't wanna hear it Jeffff"...Jeff says "me neither Jorrrrdan"...Jordan says she wants Jeff to lay down there (by her)...Jeff says "what are you so crabby about?"...Jordan says she's not, she's not crabby, he's being paranoid...Jeff says "you being crabby and me being paranoid? that's not the same thing"...Jordan insists she's not crabby. Jeff says they're such bums...Jordan thinks they're just depressed...Jeff says why does the whole house act like that then?...Jordan says they all slept like that before...Jeff says that's true, he agrees that they are a little depressed. Jordan asks Jeff if he's been sleeping?...Jeff says yeah but he got up an hour ago and made a salad and stuff, he ate and was chilling, he let her sleep...Jeff bugs Jordan about a gross pimple she has (on her butt), Jordan thought it was a bug bite...Jeff throws a pillow over to cover it LOL Jordan feels like her face is breaking out like crazy... Jeff says doesn't stress break her out sometimes?...Jordan says yes, she feels all these pimples coming...they get quiet for a bit and then Jeff rubs Jordan's foot (need to be touching at all times in there 😊) ...he gets to grab his drink...Jordan reaches out her hand again...Jeff high fives it and then bends down to kiss/bite her...Jordan asks did you just bite me?...Jeff says no and puts his head down near Jordan again, she wraps her hand around his neck and pulls him closer...he kisses her and Jordan pats him... Jeff lays back down saying "I hate that, patronizing pat"...Jordan sits up and giggles. Jeff says he can't believe he napped it up all day and they even went to bed early yesterday, he says he thinks they are depressed...Jordan says she told him it's like when you break up with someone, you sleep and you're tired, eat junk food, go back to bed and do the same thing...Jeff says he broke up with BB, it's over, Kevin broke us up, I hate him...Jordan says she doesn't want to talk about it because she gets in a bad mood...Jeff says ok...Jordan gets up to go pee... Jordan comes back a few minutes later saying she has a song stuck in her head...Jeff says Viva Las Vegas? ...Jordan says no, the Tiffany one...Jeff says me too! the one they played this morning?...Jordan says yeah!...Jeff starts singing it and the feeds cut out...when they return Jordan is laying next to Jeff holding onto his arm (her move). She asks if everybody is sleeping?...Jeff tells Jordan what everybody is up to, he says Kevin is up Natalie's ass...Jeff says he has an idea, give us his HOH room and he can stay down there and watch Natalie...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going back to sleep?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she just doesn't want to talk about that shit, what does she want to talk about?...Jordan says something fun and the feeds cut to Natalie sleeping!! Jordan is becoming more like Jeff 6:37-6:51pm Jordan joins Jeff outside who is playing cards..Jeff says it's still sticky out, he wants some beers...Jordan says she wants to lay out tomorrow...Jeff agrees and says he's going to try and sneak a workout in, he wants to get moving, he feels like a road cone...Jordan says she's not working out...Jeff says her mind is made up?...Jordan says no, she could change her mind...Jeff says flies are laying on him like he's a piece of shit, get off of me!...Jordan giggles...they get quiet while Jordan eats her cookie dough...Jordan offers Jeff half of her cookie dough, she breaks a piece off for him...Jeff says eat it, she knows she's going to...Jordan offers it anyway and Jeff laughs and takes it...Jordan says "isn't cookie dough the best?" A plane flies overhead, Jordan looks up and says isn't that Continental?...Jeff says Southwest...Jordan thinks that Jeff said Southwest was the bomb to fly...Jeff says it wasn't him that said that, he said Virgin...Jordan is about to say something but says nevermind, pointless conversation...Jordan says she is moping, eating cookie dough and has that dumb Tiffany song in her head...Jeff says he is the exact same way...Jeff says he feels like bustin' shit...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says what else is he doing? Jeff says "dude, these are the longest days of my life"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says they wouldn't be like this is they weren't going home so why are they acting like that?...Jordan says they always sleep, she doesn't know about Michele because maybe she's sad because Jeff is on the block...Jeff says "you gotta get over that shit"... Jordan says there's no reason for her to act sad, she won the freaking veto...Jeff says "well, she's crazy...I don't know what the f**k her problem is"...Jordan says if she's in the jury house, she's going to be miserable for a week...Jeff says Jordan isn't going anywhere, he knows it and she knows it, Natalie ain't flipping, Kevin isn't leaving her side til Thursday... Jeff says "I gawn and then you gawn and then we can reunite in a week unless somebody takes you to the finals because they think their shot is better with you and then you win and I get tickets" (Very close Jeff but she would win and take Natalie 😉) Jordan says Michele won't take her, Kevin wouldn't...Jeff says if Natalie makes it, she's going to win for no reason at all, she'll win (WRONG! lol) Jordan says you think so? you think Lydia would vote for her?...Jeff says if it was against Kevin no way, if she was against me, yeah, don't you think?...Jordan says no, that would be playing favorites, heck no...feeds switch and then come back a minute later They continue talking end game...Jeff says with this cast Natalie would win because she made more sandwiches than Jeff LOL Jeff says the end votes don't matter because he's going home, who cares...Jordan says she should have sent Kevin home before Lydia...Jeff says maybe...Jordan says Lydia was acting like a crazy person and coming after Jeff and she thought she was making the right move, it's the what if game...they go over what if scenarios...Jordan says she's mad at Kevin...Jeff says he's super pissed at him, he can't even talk about him, he starts getting bubbly, like his blood starts to boil, he has to bite his tongue so he doesn't say something stupid, the main reason he wants to stay is to get that mofo out... Jordan says Natalie doesn't believe a word Michele says...Jeff says the spider is back, Jordan noticed but didn't say anything...Jordan says her face is breaking out...Jeff grabs her side with his hand and pulls her onto him...Jordan lays down on his chest and he rubs her back...Jordan giggles...Jeff wants to know what's so funny...Jordan says on Thursday when one of them leaves she would say TTYN!...Jeff laughs and says that would be a good one, he would laugh...Jordan says at least she made a new BFF, you know it would go perfect with that show... Jeff laughs and says that's a good one to say right as you're walking out the door...Jeff says that would be a good one for Jordan to say to him, if he said it people would be like dude, wtf?...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he'd have to explain he only heard of it two days ago. Jordan asks if she's hurting his stomach?...Jeff says no...Jeff laughs again and says it's so funny (TTYN), he doesn't know why he never heard of that. They keep smiling, laughing about TTYN...Jeff says he almost feels like going in the pool...Jordan says she thought about going night swimming earlier today...Jordan asks Jeff to play with her hair, he does. Jeff says she's becoming more and more like him...Jordan, with a beaming smile on her face, says why?...Jeff says whaddya mean why? play with your hair, before you didn't even like it (true!) Random fact by Jeff: he wants to go to a carnival Jordan says and eat cotton candy?...Jeff says just play games like a little kid...Jordan says she doesn't like the games, she likes the rides...Jeff says take his little niece there or something...Jeff says what's the date? it's almost September? holy f**k...Jordan says her dad's bday is Sept 20th, are they still going to be there?...feeds switch off J&J... Jeff testy on the elliptical 7-7:10pm Jeff is working out on the elliptical, Jordan comes outside to talk to him. Jordan says "I told you you should be in the same spot when I get back"...Jeff says "you never are"...they high five each other...Jordan says he should have waited...Jeff says you always ditch me...Jordan says "no, I don't"...Jeff pushes her hand away and Jordan says "why are you pushing me away?"...Jeff says because they have to get used to spending no time with each other 😕 Jordan asks why?...Jeff says because it's over...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says "it hurts, yeah Thursday we gawn...adios bitches, TTYN!"...Jordan says TTYNNN, he has to say it like that ok?..they laugh. Jeff says he can't say it, Jordan has to say it, it's hers, it's a good one...Jordan says if she walks out she'll say it...Jeff says yeah, yeah (1st sign of testiness) ...Jordan says she's going to be nervous, she'll say Jeff does my hair look bad? TTYN!...Jeff asks if they are going to make out? or a big movie kiss? I can hump your leg if you want?...Jordan says "no"...Jeff laughs...Jeff says one of them is going home regardless so they can plan whatever they want...Jordan says he can bend her over and kiss her (she leans back like a dramatic movie kiss)...Jeff says he can bend her over like this (he mimics a sexual pose, lol) Jordan says "noo!! Jeff! I'm not talking dirty"...Jeff says why not? let's go out with a bangaroo...Jordan says so people will remember them?...Jeff says let's make them fishbowl us and we'll go at it 😘 Jordan sits on the couch...Jordan says Jeff has to do the kiss so people will remember them...Jeff thinks they will anyway...Jordan says they'll say the cute couple Jordan & Jeff, BFF's...Jeff says who said that? DR?...Jordan (gets caught) says noooo...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she was talking about something totally different, she says she has no reaction anymore when asked questions in the DR...Jeff says the same or he goes off on tangents about things, he gets so pissed off (about Kevin) in there, he even goes off after being asked what he ate today, he rambles on forever. Jordan talks about her leaving again and IMO Jeff is clearly getting upset with her constantly doing this when they both know, he knows in his heart he's the one going Jordan says "if I leave I won't be mad at you"...Jeff's face changes and he says "thanks Jordan...you're not going nowhere"...Jordan says he better not me mad at her...Jeff says he won't be, why would he be? it's not her fu**ing decision...Jordan says if she stays and wins she promises to buy him Bears tickets...Jeff says they will work something out...Jordan says "season tickets to the Bears game, you're taking me to Hawaii, I'll pay for the other stuff"...Jeff says he doesn't know about that...Jordan says why!?...Jeff says what is with her and Hawaii?...Jordan says she wants to go, she's never been...Jeff says he hasn't either... Jordan says ok, here we go, what if a volcano erupts when they're there?...Jeff says it would be awesome, they would end it...Jordan says no, they would die...Jeff says oh, well, they'd go out with a bang...Jordan starts up again saying "ok, so..." Jeff starts getting pissy saying he doesn't want to talk about if they win, all he knows is that one of them is going home Thursday, let's stick to that, ok, so if I'm leaving Thursday, what do you want?... Jordan says she wants his Aurora sweatpants and hat and another shirt, he can have her Luminous...Jeff says he doesn't want it...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says she can keep it, so those other dickheads won't use it, he doesn't want to give them NOTHING!...Jordan says he can take it, she has the booster remember?...Jeff says yeah, yeah (2nd sign of testiness) Jeff says he's giving her the other sweatpants not the Aurora ones...Jordan says the grey ones...Jeff says ok, he used to have grey Aurora sweatpants but someone horked them...Jordan realizes who Jeff is talking about when he says he "used" to have them and she says did you? 😏 Jordan starts up yet again...she says "whoever leaves on Thursday and if the other person doesn't win the money, I'm going to be pisssssed"...Jeff says "yup...if the other person doesn't get to the final 2...like if I leave and you walk in next week, I'll be pissed"...Jeff says Jordan knows she's not going anywhere...Jordan says "you don't know that"...Jeff says Natalie was there when he went to go change and one second later Kevin was in that bedroom...Jeff laughs...Jordan says if she doesn't change her mind, it will be a tie and Kevin splits it, it will either be 2-0 or 1-1. Jeff says "he's gawn, oh well, you gotta win otherwise I'll for real TTYN"...Jordan does not like hearing this, LOL and makes a weird face...she says if Michele wins, she's coming after her...Jeff disagrees saying she's got no reason to...Jordan says she told her...Jeff says it doesn't matter because she says everything, why the f**k would she want you out? makes no sense...Jordan says either way, she's going to be so bored (again with her bored comment), she'll have nobody to talk to...Jeff says yup, they're both fu**ed, stay or go, he has to go sit with a bunch of douchebags and Jordan's days will seem like weeks. Jordan randomly asks Jeff what if he walked in the jury house and they had strippers in there for him?...Jeff says it would be awesome, what if they just said you go home, that would be the best...Jordan gets up to leave and says she doesn't like that thing, the elliptical, does Jeff? Jeff throws a stone saying "well it's better than sitting on your fu**ing ass all day"...Jordan says thanks 🫤 and walks inside. Praying mantis reunion 7:53-7:58pm Jeff is working out with weights...Jordan comes outside again, she says "look at you"...Jeff says he's doing something productive...Jordan tries to help him take the heavy weight off the bar and he says watch your toe, takes it from her and ends up stubbing his own toe LOL Jordan notices the praying mantis that is still there, they end up having a mini reunion. Jordan asks where he is?...Jeff shows her, he says he was walking and he almost kicked it...Jordan says omg, do they fly?...Jeff says they hop...Jeff tells Jordan to touch him and he nudges her towards it...Jeff says to kick it's butt LOL Jordan says nooo...Jeff says for Jordan to touch his butt with her shoe...Jordan says "noo, you do it"...Jeff says "just do it"...Jordan says "noo, you do it"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says what if it gets her?...Jeff says it will jump the other way...Jordan says for Jeff to do it, not her...Jeff says get him out of the way...Jordan needs a stick...Jeff shows her a piece of hay to use...Jordan says that means she would have to bend down further...Jeff shows her with his foot how to shove him over...Jordan says no, what if it jumps on her shoe and gets her?...Jeff says it won't because it's facing the other way. Jordan eeeks and Jeff says go, go, go!...Jordan says Jeff knows something, what does it do?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he insists it will go the other way...Jordan says he wants it to jump on her so she'll scream, she will really scream...Jeff says he does want to see what happens but doesn't think anything will...do it! c'mon just touch his butt...Jordan bends down but can't do it...Jeff says it's facing the other way, touch it!... Jordan takes off her slipper saying she's scared, she nudges her slipper forward to touch it...Jeff is getting a kick out of it and laughing, telling her go, go...Jordan nudges it and it flies over about 2 inches LOL They are satisfied but Jeff feels like he should throw it into the bushes...Jordan says to get it out of harm's way?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she could easily have kicked it...Jeff says he almost did...Jordan says it will fly...Jeff should pick it up, she wants him to pick it up...Jeff says he did in the pool...Jeff tries to get it to go into the pool cleaner sieve, he says get in there, he's trying to help a brotha out 🙏 Mission accomplished! Jeff is about to throw it back in the bushes and says "go back in your fake habitat" but Jordan says to put it in the garden, he will like that better (awww)...Jeff says yeah, she's right and he puts it in there, he says get in there yo-yo, he knows what's up...Jordan says she feels like there's bugs on her all the time and then that spider is back and there's a bee on the ground over there...Jeff says the ants are eating it...Jordan is grossed out and says ants are gross creatures, she hates any type of bug...Jeff says even Praying Mantis?...Jordan says yep...Jeff starts lifting weights again... Cute sweaty bickering in the BY 7:57-8:14pm Jeff starts lifting weights after putting the Praying Mantis in the garden...Jordan is sitting on the weight bench watching him lift...Jordan asks how much he is lifting?...Jeff says 95lbs...Jordan says wow...Jeff says it's not a lot, he's just trying to get through a workout. Jeff exhales deeply and says "God...I can't believe I'm so fu**ing lazy and not me and just gross...well at least I'm pulling out this workout and I haven't smoked in two days"...Jordan says "that's good, don't smoke"...Jeff says he's not but you would think this was when he would want to smoke more...Jordan agrees and says she understands how Casey felt...Jeff says he was getting gross, he felt it inside because he was smoking too much but he's telling Jordan, she thinks he smokes like that all the time but he doesn't...Jordan says she bets he does...Jeff says he doesn't, how could he stop then for 2 days, 3 days, etc...Jeff starts saying the days he usually smokes when out of the blue... Jordan says "you look cute sweaty" 😍 Jeff says yeah? and flicks some sweat on her...Jordan says eww, Jeff, blech...no sweat....Jeff laughs...Jeff says BB is going to put together a whole tape of him leaning in to kiss Jordan and him getting denied, what's up? LOL Jordan says he never gets denied (huh? that's a lie ) Jeff says "Julie said what's up? you got denied over here"...Jordan said she did?...Jeff says didn't you hear her on the live show? she said what's up with getting denied....Jordan says well, this Thursday you won't get denied...Jeff says "why you gotta bring that up for?"...Jordan says either one of us...Jeff says he is going to be so pissed he won't even be in the mood to fu**ing joke around (he was right!) ...Jordan says that's not how he wants to remember him, cuz that's not him. Jeff says "whatever, let's fu**ing do it right now, f**k it" (whoa there Jeff) ...Jordan says do what?...Jeff says get me outta here...he starts lifting again. Bickering escalates here IMO due to Jordan continuing to keep the charade going that she actually might be the one going home, the writing is on the wall though... Jeff says it's over, he's got no votes and he's not talking to Kevin...Jordan says he's starting to piss her off...Jeff says what does she want, one of them has to go and she brought it up not him...Jordan says she's not even going to say what she's thinking because they will get into a fight or argument...Jeff says it doesn't matter what she thinks, it matters what they do...Jordan says he's being a sorry loser right now...Jeff says what does she want him to do, he's not complaining... Jordan says she could go home too, do you see her acting like a sorry loser?...Jeff says she's not going home, he wishes he was her, he wouldn't be a sorry loser either because she's not going anywhere...Jordan says he doesn't know that...Jeff says she does know that...Jordan says he has Michele's vote...Jeff says so what? she has Natalie & Kevin's (yep!)...Jordan says Jeff doesn't know, on Thursday Natalie could change her mind and then he'll be what? all happy go lucky?...Jeff smiles and says yeah! what? like you are!?...Jordan says she's not happy go lucky...Jeff says yeah, you are fu**ing skipping around out here ...Jordan laughs and says yeah right, she came out here to talk to him...Jeff says yeah, whatever...whaddaya want? Jeff laughs...Jordan says he's pissing her off!... Jeff says what's up? she brought it up...Jordan says she didn't, she's trying to hang out with him and talk to him and he's just being negative, quit being so negative...Jeff says he can't wait to get the f**k out of there, he can't take this shit man, he just wants to live in a cave for 2 weeks. Jordan gets up to leave and Jeff says "where are you going?"...Jordan says inside...Jeff says no way...Jordan says what? you're being negative...Jeff says will you bring us some water? that will bring us closer (LOL)...Jordan says please?...Jeff says "please Jordan" and she goes inside and gets Jeff some water...she brings it out and Jeff says "thank you, you're the best"...Jordan asks if he wants her to make a plate of food for him and save it...Jeff says no, he'll do it, he needs to finish working out and shower, he asks if Jordan ate?...Jordan says they're all in there, she's going to wait. Jordan sits down while they talk about Jeff making some food that will give them diarrhea but give her the heads up about it. Jeff burps...Jordan says you're always making food for everyone else...Jeff says and also evicting people too...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says it hurts...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says it is... Jeff asks if there's an America's player?...Jordan doesn't think so, they talk about the possible twist with the Pandora's box, they think it's over because they got their money...Jordan got excited when she saw the card in the DR thinking it was a twist but it was the money instead...they go over how much each person won...Jeff says he was packing it in, if he had a bowl or a bag he would have had more...they are happy they at least got that money... This is what Jordan won and Jeff won over 3K Jeff is happy he got Hawaii too...Jordan says that is at least $5000. Jeff lifts again, stops and says this is bad but he almost feels good he took the Hawaii trip away from Russell and he got nothing...Jordan says Russell was so bitter about that wanting to take his family...Jeff says well how about he take the 10G's he won and take his family to Hawaii but whatever, it does make him feel better he took that from him and he only got that massage... Jordan says he's such a douche...J&J talk about how it will be when Jeff goes to jury...Jordan says if he leaves and she sends him Kevin, it will be Jeff's best moment...Jordan says the whole jury house is the people we were all against...Jeff wishes the jury house was the first group of people that left...they say that jury house would be awesome...Jeff says he'd rather live in a cave with that crew rather than the douchebag crew in the beach house. LOL Jordan says she has nothing to say to any of these people if Jeff leaves...Jeff says they will still talk to her...Jeff lifts again and Jordan says she feels like she has boogers in her nose all the time...Jeff says he does too, he always feels like he is picking it...Jordan wants a margarita with salt and a double shot of tequila, doesn't it sound good?...Jeff says "you know what sounds good? walking into a shitty bar and playing a song that I just want to hear and just having people everywhere...he'd be so happy to see someone new" Jordan says she wants to go out...Jeff says he wants to go out so bad especially when you get to this point and you feel all hope is lost, you just want to get the f**k out of here...Jordan says at least if Jeff goes to jury and she doesn't, he has a chance to win America's Player...Jeff says she said there wasn't one...she says no, she thought he meant another twist not America's favorite player...Jordan explains what happened with that before and of course, Jeff would get it (yep!) ...Jeff says he has a good chance...Jordan thinks so too, it's 25,000...Jordan says maybe they shouldn't talk about it, the viewers (might not like it)...Jeff says maybe there isn't one. Jordan says Natalie told her that only the 3rd or 4th place person usually wins (dig at Jeff, lol)...Jeff laughs and says yeah right she's going to win America's best player for not even winning one competition...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he's being fu**ing sarcastic!...Jordan says he thought he was being for real...Jordan says Kevin has to go next week, he told Jordan he might consider taking her to the final two because he can't beat Natalie but she knows he's lying...Jeff says tell him to beat off, be as fake as they are, do what you have to do to get by...Jordan says she's going inside to fix a plate...Jeff says see ya later... Jeff’s frustration is evident 8:53-9:02pm Jeff is eating at the kitchen counter...Jordan is standing nearby...Jordan is saying something about once, meaning you or me, I'm not saying you! (I think she was talking about once someone is evicted) Jeff says if there weren't cameras around he would fu**ing slap her right now, he laughs...Jordan says no you wouldn't...Jordan starts putting away dishes...she says she likes Jeff better this week, he's been more fun...she says "don't you like me better this week? I think I've been the nicest ever"...Jeff doesn't answer right away so Jordan says "never mind"...Jeff says she knows he's going home so she's having a fu**ing pity festival with him...Jordan says she didn't say that...Jeff says that's what it is though, he nods his head yes. Jordan raises her voice and says "Jeff! I told people to vote for you!...ok!?" Jeff says "ya, but it doesn't matter Jordan" Jordan makes the point that for someone to do that and stick up for you... Jeff says he knows, that is awesome, he said it a million times... Jordan says so... Jeff says that is so cool but it's all for nothing... Jordan says "so don't get all frustrated with me, I didn't do anything" Jordan says she is sick and tired of doing these dishes...Jeff opens his eyes wide and says "what?"...Jordan repeats what she said and he says "don't do 'em" Jordan starts walking around to where Jeff is and says "you know how many dishes are probably in the jury house?" Jeff says "oh man! see? you get me fu**ing thinking about shit!" Jordan puts her arm around Jeff's neck and says sorry. Jeff says "it's going to be a fu**ing nightmare in that place"...Jordan pats his neck and walks back to the other side of the counter... Jeff keeps destroying his food with his fork LOL Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to walk with her?...Jeff nods no...Jordan says thanks...Jeff feels bad so he says "when are you gonna walk, maybe I'll walk with you"...Jordan says when he's done eating...Jeff says maybe more like a stroll...Jordan says perfect timing. Jordan keeps washing dishes saying she hates being called into the DR one after the other..Jeff says it's because they're both on the block..Jordan doesn't want to talk about anything...Jeff says he's so bitter, he doesn't even want to see himself later looking so bitter, he doesn't even like himself right now, he doesn't even want to look in the mirror, he's glad Jordan is in the way... Jeff says he's going to fast forward a lot of stuff when he watches this season...Jordan says she will watch but won't want to watch, when she sees herself she's going to go ugh, I look so gay...Jeff says oh, don't say that, otherwise you gotta go home...Jordan says he would want her to say that...Jeff says "Kevin, Jordan said gay inside" 😳 Jordan says the thing that pisses her off was Russell putting stuff in Kevin's head and Russell saying the best bday present would be sending Jeff to the jury house...Jeff says they are going to be so happy when he walks in that door...Jordan says please let there be something, a twist...Jeff says it's over, he says the twist is for you guys in the final 4 to help you guys...Jeff says Jordan needs some help...Jordan says with what?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says tell me...Jeff says with everything, with the game, he says is she going to dominate and knock everybody out?🧐 Jordan says she would hope...Jeff says he hopes so too 😊 Jordan says he's saying that because he doesn't think she will. Jeff says he hopes she does...Jordan says she knows he doesn't think so. Jeff says he does think so...Jordan disagrees...Jeff says "really? how come I'm the only one that believed in you the whole fu**ing game?" Jordan says that Jeff thinks that probably Michele...Jeff says so stay with Michele, don't be stupid...Jordan says she is coming after her...Jeff says no, she's not... Jeff raises his voice and says "don't fu**ing listen to them! F**K!!...it makes no fu**ing sense to come after you, none! don't listen to what those fu**ing assholes tell you" SILENCE............................................................................... Jordan gets up and leaves...Jeff keeps eating... Jordan comes back and says she's going to walk, he can walk with her if he wants...Jeff says ok, let me finish eating...Jordan goes outside. Jeff watches Jordan get ready 9:37-9:51pm Jordan is in the bathroom taking a shower and is now seated shaving her legs...Jeff comes inside and calls out for her "Johhrdan...where are you?"...Jordan tells Jeff she's in the bathroom shaving her legs..Jeff comes in and lays down on the lounger...Jeff says "you shower and then shave your legs?"...Jordan says no she always takes baths so she figured shower, shave and then shower again, she had to take a break..Jeff asks shouldn't the water be running?...Jordan points out she has a container with water to dip her razor, she says haha, prepared...Jeff says "Jordan, see you're smart"...Jordan says thanks Jeff..Jeff says "so...intuitive"...Jordan says always thinking...Jeff says yeah...Jordan turns around and smiles at Jeff while closing the shower door...Jeff says "you always look like a racoon too" 🦝 ...Jordan says it's because of the liquid eyeliner, she can't use her pencil one...Jeff says never ever wear that again. Jeff tells Jordan he just won in solitaire...Jordan says good job...Jordan says tomorrow they will lay out and not be bummed...Jeff laughs and says how hard is it to sleep by the pool, they're so fu**ing lazy...Jeff says at least he worked out and she kinda walked...Jordan says she walked a little bit and then she was like ewww...Jeff says at least they did something. Jordan says Jeff got the chair in the DR soaked from sweat...Jeff says he did?...Jordan thinks it was him, no one else was in the pool or hot tub...Jeff laughs and says did you say something?...Jordan sat down and was like dammit Jeff but she's over it now...Jeff says cuz she's in the shower...Jordan says exactly, she doesn't feel as dirty...Jeff says she's a dirty bird...Jordan says she doesn't feel as clean taking showers...Jeff thinks it would be the opposite. Jordan says she thinks her implants look weird from the side...Jeff says lemme see :) ...Jordan says no...Jeff says what? (same routine, lol) ...Jordan says she will show him on Thursday...Jeff slyly says "yeah, I'm leaving on Thursday, lemme see 'em"...Jordan says excuuuuse me...Jeff says "excuse you what? you've been holding those in front of me all game...week one you were supposed to show me & Braden"....Jordan says "well you weren't in here when I showed everyone"...Jordan says she hasn't even seen them in the mirror yet...Jeff says "how about this? I don't even wanna see them, how about that?"...Jordan says OK, your loss...Jeff says no, you lost...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "it's over, no more, you get your own bed...I'm cutting ties with everybody...with you, everybody...I'm over it" Jordan has gotten out of the shower and is putting Vaseline under her eyes...Jeff looks at her and Jordan says why she's putting the Vaseline on...Jeff says how did you know I was going to ask?...Jordan says because he was looking at her funny...Jordan takes her eye makeup off, she then puts on face cream and catches Jeff looking at her...she asks why he is staring at her?...Jeff says "what else do you want me to do Jordan?...he's bored (Peyton voice)" Jordan gets back in the shower to change into her Easter egg towel and says she doesn't know how she's going to put him into her phone...Jeff says what do you mean? at the finale?...Jordan knows but she means she doesn't want to put him in as Jeff because her dad's name is Jeff and if he sends her a funny text saying let's make out or something she thinks that would be weird so she wants to put him in...Jeff says this is crazy but how about you put it in as Jeff Big Brother, that might work. Jordan says what if someone stole her phone and then they would know and have his number...Jeff says put him in as Lincoln or JeffBB...Jordan says JBB or something...Jordan destroys her wet hair with her brush LOL Jordan says he can put her as Jordo in his phone...Jeff says JordanBB...Jordan says Jordo...Jeff says he has a Jordan on his phone already...Jordan says Jordo...Jeff says Jordo? do I call you Jordo? sometimes...Jordan says her friends at home call her Jordo...Jeff says all these dorks call you Jordo...Jordan says they call her Jordy...Jeff says ugh, even worse (agreed!) Jordan says what about Gucci?...Jeff laughs and says no way!...Jordan says how about TTYN?...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says for talk to you never...Jeff says he's going to do that all the time...Jordan laughs. Jeff says the first couple of weeks are going to be like the dumbest text messages...Jordan says what are you doing stupid? what's up? how's work? boring, it sucks...Jeff says he will almost wish he was back at the house doing nothing...Jordan says he knows she will be aggravating him. Jordan puts product in her hair and giggles to herself...Jeff asks her what?...Jordan says she was just thinking about stuff...Jeff says what? tell me, tell me (super cute!) Jordan says just text messages she would send him. Jordan continues doing her hair and says this is better than blowdrying it...Jeff says what is that? what are you doing?...Jordan says it's mousse, she doesn't have to worry about blowdrying, she can wake up and it will look messy, then she puts Phomollient in it to give it that beachy, dirty look and it gives it volume so it's not so flat...Jordan looks in the mirror and notices how broken out she is and says it's the stress...Jeff just giggles at her randomness LOL Jordan starts blow drying her hair...Jeff just watches her...Jordan flips her hair down, then flips it back up, stops the blow dryer...Jeff says "hell yeah, you look all sexy"🔥Jeff starts singing "Sexy Can I" and Jordan continues singing it...she asks Jeff if he watched For the Love of Ray J?...Jeff says he did, they talk about which girl they liked on the show, someone named Fiesty...Jordan says she will be back, she has to get her underwear...Jeff asks if she's just wearing that (the Easter egg towel) and Jordan says yes, for right now...Jordan leaves...Jeff waits... Can I just say that Jeff looks extremely handsome during this whole exchange? Thanks :) Jeff watches Jordan get ready Pt2 9:51-9:59pm Jeff waits for Jordan to come back. He looks dreamy just laying on the lounger. Jordan returns to the bathroom after getting her underwear, she goes to slap Jeff's foot but Jeff tells her not to touch the bottom because they're dirty (sandals) and she just showered...she pats his leg instead...Jeff says this place is filthy...Jordan puts lotion on while Jeff says he wonders if they're (the others) are ever going to put the floor mats back?...Jordan says she's not going to do it...Jordan puts on the Dove deodorant and Jeff says "what's up, I thought you used the other one?" Jordan says she does, she likes the smell of his but then she doesn't like to completely smell like a boy. Jeff says the smell is the best, he told the DR that he uses the women's so it's out, it's over...Jordan says she never embarrassed him...Jeff says no, he said it a couple of times in there, he's not embarrassed, it's fu**ing awesome! he likes the smell of it, why can't he like it? BB calls Jeff out on talking about the DR Jeff says "sometimes I like it when you just say my name" (he's talking about BB but Jordan interprets it as him liking it when she says his name)...Jordan says "for real?"...Jeff says no, yeah for real, Jeff! but he wished there were more positive comments on there...Jordan says "I do have positive comments"...Jeff says "thank you?"...Jordan realizes what Jeff is talking about and tells him she thought he meant when she says his name...Jeff says "no...I love when you say my name" ♥ Jordan says that's what she thought he meant...Jeff says that was out of nowhere? Jeff says he loves when Jordan says "Jayeffff"...Jordan says "no!"...Jeff says when he compliments her or something...Jordan says that is when she gets embarrassed...Jeff says "it's when you get embarrassed, you say it, Jeffff...I like it" Jordan says Jeff used to not like it...Jeff says it was because he didn't know and now he knows it's just because she's cute & embarrassed 🥰 ...and she has nowhere else to go with the conversation. Jeff says how stupid is this but he wants to go to a football game, even if it's a high school friday night game, he wants to hear the noise, the smell in the air, people smashing each other...Jordan asks if they do that where he lives?...Jeff says when he played they didn't have that and in college they played on Saturdays too but sometimes they played schools that had lights, they would get so pumped up for night games...Jordan asks if he was good?...Jeff says yeah, he wasn't awesome but he was good for where he played, he wasn't Div. 1 prospect or anything but...Jordan says but you were good...Jeff says he was alrighty. Jordan has put her mic on and is ready to go...Jeff looks at her wearing only her towel and says "that's what you're going to wear? put some clothes on"...Jordan says she doesn't want to, she doesn't feel like it...Jeff says just do it...Jordan concedes but says it's a towel...Jeff says she can't live in a towel, they slept all day, what are they coming to... Jordan puts on Jeff's NY shirt...Jeff says she loves that shirt...Jordan says she is taking it over...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says he lost apparently..Jordan goes to put her white shorts on and Jeff gives her a look like he can't believe how small they are and says "whoa"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you gonna blow your nose with those?" 😂 Jordan gives Jeff a look and he laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says enough with the comments...Jeff says "what comment? what do you want me to do? I'm just sitting here, let me see those"...Jordan says no, she wears them all the time...Jeff says how come he don't know...he lifts himself up to take a look and Jordan says Jefffff!...Jeff looks at Jordan and says what? and cracks up laughing... Jordan says "what did we just get done saying?"...Jeff says her shorts aren't as small as they looked when she held them up...Jordan says they used to not be but she's put on weight, when she gets back home she's going to have her mom help her get back in shape...Jeff asks if she walks with her ma?...Jordan says yes...Jeff asks if her mom is big about being in shape?...Jordan says yes but not obsessive, she goes and works out, she's fit, she's kind of got a form of abs, she's real tiny, like Chima, not as skinny but like 90 something pounds, she's real cute, when they go out she gets hit on and think she's her sister...Jeff looks at Jordan... Jeff snaps out of it...asks her if she has a little creeper?...Jordan says wedgie? uh huh....Jordan plays with her hair and lifts it up off her face...Jeff says "how come you never wear your hair up...like that?"...Jordan says "I don't know...why?"...Jeff says he's just asking cuz she never does...Jordan says she doesn't think it looks good up...Jeff says he just told her it looks good (umm, you didn't Jeff)...Jordan says something about her hair being more on one side because of her part and Jeff says it looks better like that, it looks cool...Jordan decides to wear it up. Jordan says for them to go somewhere...Michele comes in and is being giggly and awkward saying something about not losing it if you've already lost it (I'll give her that much)...Jordan says c'mon and they leave… Strolling & football 10-10:14pm Jeff & Jordan leave the bathroom area walking towards the SR...Jeff says that they do every single move in this house together...Jordan says not before they didn't, this is the last week now...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says they have to...Jeff waves bye to the picture wall, he laughs and says he gets so pissed...Jordan links her arm in Jeff's and says they are handcuffed... Jeff says didn't they have that one year?...Jordan says people handcuffed?...Jeff says they had that for a week...Jordan says oh Gawd!...Jordan wonders how they would use the bathroom? They check to see if there's alcohol in the SR but there isn't, they're disappointed...Jordan says "no whine" LOL ...they look in the fridge which seems empty...Jeff says he's gotta book some steaks for Thursday for the Last Supper...Jordan says Wednesday? (interesting that Jeff said Thursday because the real Last Supper lol was on a Thursday, maybe he was subconciously thinking that... ) Jeff asks if Jordan wants peanuts...she doesn't...Jordan tells Jeff even thought she didn't eat that much she feels like she did...Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says she loves how he is listening to her...Jeff says he's listening but it's not important or entertaining, he laughs. LOL Jeff wonders if they should put the broccoli in the fridge...Jordan says no, that broccoli looks different...Jeff says "you could still dance with it" They walk out of the SR and back into the kitchen area...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside or are they avoiding outside...Jeff doesn't care, he walks over to the counter while Jordan stops at the picture wall and looks at the faces...Jeff walks over there and says what?...Jordan says she's looking at the faces, she didn't notice Lydia's tattoo on her neck...Jeff didn't know it was Russell's scar, Casey was smiling in his with Kevin, Jeff says his soul patch and his hair was all that was him but he noticed Jordan's teeth, he knew it was her right away, they knew it was Braden right away. Jordan says "Chima, I didn't really notice her"...Jeff says "Chima? she didn't have one" LOL! Jordan says "wasn't Chima in it?"...Jeff says no, Jordan thought it was Chima's hair but it was Natalie's hair...Jordan says she put Chima as one...Jeff says he put Chima first too because of when he saw hair he thought Chima...Jordan then says that Ronno with the glasses, she doesn't know why but she thought it was Michele. Jordan describes why she confused the two and then Jeff sarcastically smiling says yeah, you had a great performance...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says he doesn't know what she did but she must have made a sandwich, he says his wasn't the best either but...he laughs and looks at Jordan...Michele says she should punch him...Jordan says isn't he mean?...Jeff says Jordan bitches about her performance and then she tells him...ugh...(he loses his train of thought here)...banter over... Jordan says she can't believe Jeff got $3000, she's jealous...Jeff doesn't either...Jordan says she wishes she could take Jeff's money...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she only got $1700...Jeff says she should have tried harder...Jordan starts explaining what happened during the money drop...Jeff says he wants to go sit outside, they head out with Jordan saying she didn't think they'd be able to keep all that money...Jeff doesn't understand that...they sit side by side on the couches...Jeff tries to feed Jordan a peanut, Jordan says no, she's Gucci and then he says he feels like he's watching a game eating peanuts… Jordan wants to go to a baseball game...Jeff says it's the playoffs right now...they talk about the playoffs...Jeff asks if Charlotte is trying to get a baseball pro team?...Jordan says she guesses so because they're trying to build a stadium downtown, they talk about the teams in Carolina...Jordan says football is what everybody goes too...Jeff says unless your team is good, people don't give a freak but for some reason football, everybody loves it. Jeff says he can't wait until the Bears play the Panthers...Jordan says she knows, now she knows somebody from Chicago she can run her mouth to, she's serious, she says if she was up in Chicago watching the game she'd be all decked out with her Panthers jersey...she says she's not sure if it's a Steve Smith or Jake Delhomme jersey, she just tried to pick out the cutest one LOL... Jeff says if it's Steve Smith that's cool but she probably got the stupid Jake Delhomme one...Michele who has come outside and is laying down listening in asks if the Pats play the Bears?...Jeff says not normally during regular season but they might this year because the Bear schedule is tough, they're not in the same division, the Bears play the Panthers all the time because they're in the same division. Jordan asks if they beat the Bears all the time?...Jeff says no! they slapped you a couple of years ago when we went to the Superbowl...Jordan says yeah right for real?...Jeff says what's up Jake Delhomme? beat it!...Jeff admits the Panthers got them a couple of times, Panthers are good, Steve Smith is crazy good, they'll see this year though...sister! they're going down. Jordan says they can bet on it...Jeff says they can bet their paychecks on it...Jeff says he can't wait...Jordan says it will already have started when they get out of there...Jeff thinks so...Jordan says she likes the Cowboys, she watched Making of the Cowboys Cheerleaders...Natalie yells from the pool table area that she loves them too...Jordan loved that show...Jeff mentions watching another reality show where one player gets a chance to make the team...they talk about the new Cowboy stadium they are building and how it's supposed to surpass any stadium out there...Jeff wonders if it's better than the Arizona one, he wants to check that thing out...talk turns... Football/Team Green/Bloody nose 10:14-10:24pm Jeff & Jordan continue chatting on the couch outside...they have just finished talking about football and talk turns when Jeff starts singing...Jordan says she had that song in her head when BB played it the other day, she used to hate that song, she kind of still does...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says Jay Z makes her think about her sister's boyfriend because he likes him...Jeff asks if he is ghetto?...Jordan says no, he's 28...Jeff says so? LOL ... Jordan says normally guys get out of that ghetto stage by the time they're 23...Jeff says he doesn't know what guys are like...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand, she says he wears Ralph Lauren Polo, collared shirts and baseball hats, stuff like that...Jeff says normal, average Joe...Jordan says yeah, he knows they call him Johnny Appleseed...Jeff says yes...Johrdann :) Jordan continues touching Jeff's hand and finds an eyelash on it...Jeff says make a wish (awww)...Jordan says she already got it...Jeff says you didn't make a wish?...Jordan says no. Jeff says he would have freaked out if he had gone in the DR and that envelope was for him, he would have said "I knew that key was something"...Jeff says he really had no reaction the other time with the Coup d'Etat, he was like GTFO of here...Jordan asks if it was sitting like that on the chair...Jeff says yeah, exactly like that...Jordan asks if it said Jeff?...Jeff nods yes...Jordan asks if he wasn't allowed to bring the card with him because it could be found?...Jeff nods yes... Jordan asks more but BB admonishes them for talking about production so they stop...Jordan puts her leg on Jeff's and says she bets her mom would be like "yeah!" when seeing Jeff get it...Jeff wonders if they are fans...Jordan says yes. Jordan says her calves are shiny...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she has veins that are busted in her legs...Jeff questions what they are called, he asks Michele...Michele says spider veins?...Jordan says yeahhh...Jeff still wonders...Michele says there's another name but she forgets...Jeff says his brain is shut down in here, he says going outside of there it will be overload, living in society will be hard... Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to rub her feet?...Jeff says now? that's a bedtime thing, you don't just rub feet in the afternoon, rub these crusty things...Jordan says she would do it if he asked her...Jeff says rub my feet...Jordan says ok...Jeff says no, she's just saying that to one up him LOL, Jordan just laughs and says God...Jeff laughs...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to split some ice cream?...Jeff says no, he ate a whole giant bowl... Jordan says Jeff is being so boring...Jeff says what do you mean boring? she wants to rub his stinky feet? no, get fat as hell? no...he asks if she wants to go in the hammock?...Jordan says sure but Jeff wants some peanuts first, does she want ice cream first? Jordan looks down at her tummy and pulls her shorts down a bit (implying she is getting fatter and should she have ice cream)...Jeff says hell yeah...Jordan feels like there's bugs crawling on her...Jeff says there is...Jordan shows Jeff her bikini line (?) saying that it's hard to shave (she missed a spot)...Jeff says ewww...Jordan says don't say ewww...Jeff says go get that...Jordan says go get me a razor...Jeff says let me see those, what's going on in those things?...Jordan says a party...Jeff says they look like a jersey...Jordan says no, they're not, they're cute, they're boy shorts...Jeff says lemme see them, lemme check them out...f**k yeah Jordan, what team are you on? Jordan says it's green, who's a green team?...Jeff can't think of one...Jordan says the Packers! the Green Bay Packers...Jeff is impressed and says wow...Jeff says her undies have blue in there, they look like a rugby shirt...Jeff says "you're a Packers fan? that's like the Bears archrival"...Jordan isn't really...Jeff makes a fist LOL...Jordan likes the Cowboys because of that TV show...Jordan asks about the Bears...Jeff says they just got Jay Cutler...Jordan asks who's that?... Jeff says he better be their savior LOL that's who he is...he hopes they're undefeated right now...does Jordan know Brian Urlacher?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says she knows nothing...Michele pipes in saying she doesn't know him too...Jordan says thank you...Jeff says they don't? he's the Bears star player...Jordan asks if he's seen him around?...Jeff says he has, he's seen his brother, everyone (in Chicago) has seen Urlacher around but he doesn't go to clubs so, he's more of a bar and a beer guy...Jordan says true...Jeff is too old to go to clubs, if he went to clubs on college night with 18 yr. olds, she would be like what are you doing?...Jeff says yeah, that would be foolish...Jordan says weird...Jeff says "and kind of creepy, creep show style"...Jeff says they might see him around for a drink special or something. Jeff whispers "what? I'm too old? I lost?" he looks at Jordan LOL...Jordan says yesss, college night, he's too old for that...Jeff squeezes Jordan's nose...Jeff says she makes him look bad...Jordan says her nose hurts...Jeff says it's bleeding but he's just joking, he asks her if she gets bloody noses?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says don't you hate that? he gets them all the time...Jeff says he used to get bloody noses all the time, in embarrassing places, people would look at him like he did coke, he never did coke in his life...Jordan says that happened at a Mexican bar one time too... Jeff talks about going to a Bears game one time and in the first quarter his nose started bleeding, he went to the bathroom until the end of the 3rd quarter, he almost called somebody, it was coming out like a fu**ing sieve, his friend even brought him a beer and he didn't want it, he thought maybe his blood was thin from the drinking, it looked like someone got murdered in there, he was freaking out and then he went to sit down in the 4th quarter and his friend asked him if he wanted a beer and Jeff just sat there still and said he couldn't move or else it would start again, he just wanted the fu**ing game to be overwith and then he left, he was freaking out big time, it was weird because he wasn't at home so it seemed worse..Jordan says awww...Jeff describes in more detail how he tried to stop it, he says it was big time bad...Jeff is sitting forward on the couch...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's lower back. Jeff says he missed the whole game, it was against the Cardinals...Jordan says that's Arizona right? (Jordan knows her football) Jeff says Matt Linar, it was pre-season, f**k them...Jeff said he had awesome seats, they're Cadillac seats...Jeff says he's going to pee and get some peanuts and then they'll hammock it up...Jordan says to look for wine...Jeff says he'll look like a wine-O if he goes in there...he leaves... Peanuts & chatter before the hammock 10:28-10:55pm Jeff comes back to the BY couches and sits down...Jordan puts her leg on top of his lap...Jeff munches away on his peanuts...Jeff says he hopes his brother is watching and sees he wants tickets to the Bears, but whatever he can just scalp them, he's going to a Bears game for sure when he gets back...they talk about the possibility of them getting alcohol...Jeff wants some beers, Jordan wants some margaritas... Jordan thinks Jeff pinched her leg but Jeff says he didn't, it was a bug that flew by...Jordan says she feels like the bugs are taking over...Jeff says it's over...Michele fake yawns and both Jeff & Jordan giggle to themselves 😉 Jeff brushes off Jordan's leg to sit up to play solitaire...Jordan says "here we go, Jeff & his cards"...Jeff scrapes the table to get rid of the bugs, he says they've been infiltrated...Michele says there were ants in the Rubbermaid containers...Jeff says they even got in the marshmallow jar and the lid was closed...they talk about in general how unclean food they eat is...Jordan sits up...Michele says she's getting hungry again...Jordan says the chicken was good...Jeff agrees and says eat some of the leftover...Michele wants something sweet...Jordan says she's going to finish off her Milky Way...Michele wants candy...they both go inside to get some... Just before the 10:38pm mark Michele & Jordan come back outside and sit down to eat their chocolate...Jeff is still playing cards...Jordan offers Jeff a bite of her candy bar...Jeff says no, she can go to town...Michele asks Jordan where she got her NY shirt from?...Jordan in a non-chalant manner says Jeff...Jeff looks at Jordan, smiles, snickers and says way to say it so excited...Jordan grabs Jeff by the shoulder and pulls him back against the couch and says "Jeff, my BFF, that's where I got it from"... Jeff is about to say now she's being patronizing but Michele asks is it a NYU shirt or just a NY shirt?...Jeff says it's from Old Navy, very expensive, but it's soft, that's what's important"...Jordan says it's all about the softness...Jeff says yeah, it's like the thread count in bedsheets... Jeff keeps eating peanuts and Jordan joins him, Jeff says yeh, yeh...Jordan likes chocolate covered peanuts, she should make some...(they realize they have no wax paper so that idea is out the window, lol)...Jeff says the peanuts are addicting...Jordan says she's eating because she's bored, eggs sound good to her right now...Jeff says eggs? egg salad sandwich?...Michele says egg salad sandwich disturbs her...Jeff says disturbs you?...Michele says it's just gross...Jordan loves chicken salad and potato salad is good...Jeff says picnic & potato salad...Michele says she liked Dallas because they had BBQ fast food chains...Jordan says there aren't any in Charlotte...Jeff says in Texas they take their BBQ serious...Jeff says he watching those cooking shows where they get to travel 😉 and they go to Uncle Buck's and he's got the best BBQ. Jeff complains about the ant situation but says at least they're not biting him...Michele says they are biting her, she's all bitten on her butt...Jeff gives her a look and says it's all chewed up? they make fun of her various injuries...Michele says she will need an extreme makeover on her butt. Jordan lays down behind Jeff...Jeff says he can't believe he got $3000 today and he's like pfttt, they laugh, $3000? whatever, who cares...he says he's turned into a self centered unappreciative asshole...3G's? wtf?...Jordan surprises Jeff by tucking her arm into Jeff's shirt and rubs his belly... Jeff says what am I doing here? is this Mickey Mouse time or what?...he says he's turned into such a fu**ing idiot in there, he hates himself, he doesn't want to look in the mirror...Natalie yells over she hardly reacted when she heard what she won...Jeff says they're such spoiled little assholes...they talk about how much they got and the rules... Jordan rubs Jeff's back...Jeff still can't believe he had $3000 in ones, he would have never guessed that...Michele says it was almost $10000 in total...Jordan says Jeff did way better than her...Jeff says he was motoring, he was stuffed everywhere, he could barely walk, it was scraping his...yo-yo (LOL)...he was walking all over the house, looking for the key, he was telling Natalie to get away from him and she was picking up the money that was falling out of his pants...they laugh...Jeff says the best thing BB did was not tell them shit so they could jump to conclusions...Jeff plays another round... Jordan says so far BB has given away $30000...they can't forget Lydia's TV, Michele's entertainment center, Jeff's vacation ($5000) as well...Michele says she thinks this is the most hooked up season with prizes...Jeff says he thought they had no money because of the economy...Michele says maybe they pulled in the ratings so they have more money...Jeff doesn't know about that either, maybe because it's him but he doesn't see people wanting to see him bitch all day...Michele says if she wasn't on this season and watching she thinks it would be fu**ing awesome...Jeff says really? I don't know, he thinks they are a bunch of whiny bitches... Michele says there was drama...Jeff says he doesn't know, the show takes care of itself, you put 13 people in a house and it's over...Michele says not always, Jeff says he wishes he was on that season...Jeff moves over to the single couch... He keeps eating peanuts...Michele decides to go inside and Jeff asks her to take the peanuts inside so he doesn't stuff himself...J&J are quiet and then Jeff sits up and says "TTYN...wanna go in the hammock?"...Jordan says yeah, let's go and they get up...Jeff says what if was TTYN bitches...Jordan says Paris would say "luv ya bitch"...Jeff says he never watched that show...Jordan says it's kind of stupid...Jeff says she said "love you bitch?"...Jordan says yes and she describes how she would mean it... Tons of fun...begins… 10:56-11pm Jeff & Jordan head over to the hammock, they are talking about Paris, TTYN, luv ya bitch...Jeff asks Jordan if her friends were on the show? she says no...Jeff says Jordan looks tanned...Jordan says she looks fat...Jeff says "you look like a chubbo , no you don't! you're such a loser"...Jordan says "I do!"...Jeff says "no you don't bitch"...they laugh...Jordan says he wouldn't tell her, he'd be too nice...Jeff says what are you talking about, he's an asshole... Jordan says she thinks he would be the nice type and say no, you look great and not really tell you, like her mom, she would tell her but she would say you look fine...Jeff says it's cuz you do (look fine), her ma would tell her, she'd say "hey chunko, lay off the cookie dough" 😅Jordan giggles...Jeff says what if Jordan walked in the door and Jordan said "hey ma" and her ma said "what's up tons of fun?" 😂 They laugh...Jordan says she would be pissed...Jeff says who knows what he's going to look like, his ma might be pissed...Jordan's scared she's going to look chubby on camera...Jeff wonders if his ma is going to be fired up...Jordan says for what?...Jeff says cuz he's a yo-yo...Jordan says how is he a yo-yo?...Jeff just feels like he is...Jordan says no...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says no, now if he acted like Russell or some other people in the house then his ma might think that...Jeff says how about everyone talking smackeroo about him?...Jordan says when?...Jeff says all the time, nobody liked him in here...Jordan says it's only because of Russell & Jessie who were jealous of him...Jeff thinks so for real even though it sounds a little arrogant on his part but he doesn't see any other reason why… Jordan says she always thought they were...Jeff says he never put it together but it seems odd to even think that way... Jordan says she thinks it's also because they sit there and flex their big muscles...Jeff has muscles too but he's not bodybuilder muscle and maybe they think still after all that all the girls would say Jeff was hot and they would be jealous...Jeff makes the cutest face and says "I have muscles?" he smiles at Jordan...Jordan says he does have them but he's not like a bodybuilder, she doesn't think that is cute either, guys with a bunch of muscle like that isn't cute...Jeff says "how about mine?'"...Jordan says cute. Jeff says you like a little fun?...Jordan says if she didn't think it was cute she wouldn't be...hanging out ;) Jeff says "what are you saying? if I got overweight you wouldn't talk to me?"...Jordan says oh, yeah, she definitely would, she likes people with a little bit of fat, not like hanging over their pants fat...Jeff laughs and says there's a line she draws...Jordan says Jeff has a good body...Jeff says he'll take it, thanks for the compliment...Jordan says you're welcome, she's making his head bigger...Jeff says he needs some pumping of his tires, he's flat right now...Jordan asks what else he wants to hear?...Jeff says that's it, he's filled up, he doesn't like all that shit, he's not a bozo...Jordan asks if he gets embarrassed?...Jeff says he kind of doesn't like it, once in awhile it makes you feel good for sure, when people say it...Jordan asks if people say it a lot...Jeff says no, he likes it when people say it but it's hard to react to that... Drinking & laughs 11-11:06pm Jordan says she feels like there are bugs crawling on her, they're all over her blanket...Jeff points out they are going after the wine stain on her blanket, she looked like a drunk old lady that night wrapped up in her blanket and her glass of wine spilling out the sides...Jeff laughs and pokes fun how Jordan was...Jordan fake punches Jeff and says no, I wasn't...Jeff says that Jordan was saying she wasn't drunk and she dropped her hair clip right in her wine, he was about to say gimme that wine so he could drink the rest of it and then the thing fell right in there and he was like 'gross' LOL They laugh...Jordan says she was, she drank the whole bottle..Jeff says she was filling up her glass right to the top...Jordan says she was planning on getting drunk, she was in the DR confesshing... ...Jeff says "confesshing?"...Jordan says "everything..." Jeff says "and you went back for more"...Jordan giggles and puts her head in Jeff's shoulder all embarrassed...Jordan says she wanted to find Sean (the producer) to finish her DR...Jordan gets called out by BB...Jeff says not to use their names (DR people)... Jordan says she knows she was tipsy, she can't wait to go home and drink liquor...Jeff says they're going to be fu**ing smashed out of their gourds...Jordan giggles...Jeff says his friends are going to want him to come over and he'll be like come get me because he'll have 2 drinks (and he'll be drunk)...Jordan says she's going to have a pity party at the bar and be drunk...Jeff says oh, yeah for sure...Jeff says he can't wait to go to his buddy's restaurant...Jordan asks is that all he does? when she pictures Jeff in Chicago (watch Jeff's cute smile here 😍...I think he liked Jordan picturing him in Chicago iykwim) she pictures him going to the movies, renting a movie & sitting at home watching it by himself...Jeff laughs...and then going to his friend's restaurant every single night after he gets off work and that's it...Jeff says no...Jordan says the way he talks it makes it seem that is all he does, go to his buddy's restaurant...Jeff says Fridays!...Jordan thinks the rest of the week too...Jeff says no, not at all, Friday nights is his night over there, he said if anyone wants to kill him he wouldn't be hard to assassinate cuz he's there every Friday. Jeff says he & his buddy Joe, they meet up there every Friday, he calls him, as he told Jordan he doesn't really go out during the week, he's good, he works out all week, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do anything which she doesn't believe, he watches movies and then Friday comes, (insert hand gestures here, lol) he's all jumping around work, at 3 o'clock he's ready to bust out of there, maybe he squeezes in a workout, most times no, he goes home, jumps in the shower, puts on a throwdown (Jordan imitates Jeff's hand motion here), then he calls his buddy to see what time they're meeting at the restaurant (pfffttsssssss, hand motion), he'll meet him there, go there, drink, get liquored up, turn around and his buddy is MIA all the time, his buddy Joe, he pulled a Melendez...Jordan asks why? what does he do?...Jeff says it's his last name, he just leaves when you're not looking, you're talking to someone and call over to him and he's gone and you're like fu**ing asshole, he pulled a Melendez. Jeff says he just disappears all the time, now it's his MO, it's been going on for years because he has enough and he just takes off...Jordan laughs, she says so Jeff has one friend that disappears and doesn't say bye, another that has anger issues that yells at you...Jeff says yeah and he's the bartender, Tony's the fighter, the anger one...Jeff & Joe go there and sit and say what's up? if they're 10 minutes early and Tony is pissed off, all the tickets are running over the bar and it's his brother's restaurant and his ex-gf used to work there and Tony will say "you think you're so fu**ing cool" and they'll say Tony, where's my fu**ing Merlot? and he'll say "f**k you!"...Jordan just laughs... Jeff says Tony's brother has to come and help him make drinks and Tony will say "I don't give a f**k", he's not making any drinks and the tickets keep running and (the brother) will ask Joe, how long have you been here?..they say 15 minutes, they're asked if they have no drinks? Jeff says look at those tickets, they ain't getting a drink for awhile, he'll say 'Tony, get me get a drink' and Tony says "go f**k yourself!"...they laugh... Jordan says "so Tony is Mimmo's brother?"...Jeff says no, Tony is the bartender at his brother's restaurant, he's the fighter but he bartends, now he knows but before he didn't know how to make drinks, his buddy Joe would crack jokes and say "hey Tony, we need a glass of milk for Table 5, you know what's in there?"...Jordan doesn't respond by laughing too much so Jeff asks if she gets it?...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says he thought that was a good one LOL ...they laugh...Jeff thought it was funny...Jordan did too...Jeff says so that is a Friday and it's funny and then Joe pulls his...he gawn! and then a couple streets up is this bar in Edison park, a couple of bars and he goes there on Fridays and that's it, that's Friday. Jordan asks about Saturday?...Jeff says Saturday he goes to the city, downtown...sometimes meet at the restaurant...Jordan asks what's in the city? not clubs right?...Jeff says he has a buddy Paul, that always has something up his sleeve, they go to 5 different places where they know people, that's all...Jordan does the tssssssss/hand motion and Jeff does it too saying they get drinksssssss 😄 Hammock time - Bad decisions, rules & curses 11:05-11:18 After Jeff describes his typical Friday, It's Jordan's turn to tell Jeff a little bit about her life in Charlotte...Jordan says on Fridays she works 5 to 2, same on Saturday & Sunday then Monday it's her day off so she goes out and gets drunk, if she's off on the weekends she meets up with her girlfriends, gets wasted, eats breakfast, passes out, same old thing, it gets really old going to the same places, same bars but from working there she got to know a lot of people so she could bypass the line and some people would get her free drinks...Jeff says from working in the industry you get to know a lot of people...Jordan says but then you're a big drunken mess, Jeff knows exactly what's she's talking about. Jeff says you get off at 2 and try to grab a drink before that other bar closes, then you have a drink or two there...Jordan says they always give you doubles...Jeff says that bar is closed, you get one there and then the next one is closed and then you end up going home and drinking there and it's 8 in the morning... Jordan tells a story about how her and her friends got really drunk one night, Jordan somehow got separated from half of them and she was with one group, this one friend of hers ended up going with the other group to a strip club getting wasted, meeting this guy and it was his bachelor party and they ended up going home & having sex...Jeff is wait, who? your friend?...Jordan says her friend had sex with a guy on his bachelor party...Jeff says "the guy who's getting married? what a hoorah"...Jordan says she's not, she was just wasted out of her mind...Jeff says oh, yeah right... Jordan says they ended up flirting at the strip club, woke up and this guy was in her bed, they had sex, turns out...(watch Jeff's face, lmao)...the guy she slept with, Jordan's friend's friend, her older brother knew the girl he was marrying, the fianceé 😉 how random is that? and he told the fianceé...Jeff says no! that he banged my sister?...Jordan says the wedding was called off, how crazy is that?...Jeff says dude, who is dumb enough to bang another chick on their bachelor party?...Jordan says maybe they were just that wasted, she thinks guys make stupid decisions when they're really drunk like that (umm, girls do too!)...Jeff says come on, that's the lamest one...and to bang someone in the neighborhood, at least go to Vegas. Jordan says she was looking at pictures and she knew a couple of the couples from where she lived, the girl wasn't going to tell her but she eventually told Jordan about the encounter, he was getting married the next week...Jeff says imagine the wedding is off...Jordan says all that money...Jeff says all your friends and family saying why? cuz I banged some chick on my bachelor party...Jordan says she would be PISSED! she'd be so pissed!...Jeff says that would be so embarrassing for the guy...Jordan says another friend works at a bridal place, this girl she knew was getting married and she was in there trying on dresses and the next weekend they cancelled the dress order and the parents told them let's just say the groom made some bad decisions, apparently he was fooling around with the maid of honor...Jeff says he bets that happens because you always hear stories about that...Jordan says if one of her girlfriends did that...Jeff says wtf are they thinking?...Jordan talks about a movie called the Wedding Date...Jeff says the maid of honor is supposed to be your best friend and she bangs the groom...Jeff says he bets that happens more often than you think. Jordan says if it was her she would rather they be honest with her, of course you would be upset but if he didn't tell me and then later you find out, that would be worse...Jeff says but if they like each other do it before we're married, like wtf? oh God, what a nightmare, you would have to be crushed for years after that...Jordan says she would...Jeff says how would you trust another person ever, someone would want to marry you and you would be like f**k that! because of all those haunting memories...Jordan says she would be real upset...Jeff says understandably. Jordan says things like that, she doesn't think any of her girlfriends have ever hooked up with a boyfriend or ex-bf, from what she knows of, some might know stuff and not tell her some things or if she broke up with a boyfriend she would tell her friends that that's her ex and none of them can hang out with him one on one (Jeff smiles), she's weird about that...Jordan uses the example of Jeff being a girl and they are BFF...Jeff giggles...and Jordan broke up with a guy...wait, they're not BFF, they're just friends and she broke up with a guy and let's say Jeff started dating her 8 months afterwards, Jordan wouldn't want Jeff dating who she used to date...Jeff doesn't agree and asks for how long?...Jordan says she could see it happening 2, 3 years later and they haven't dated and both parties have moved on, or you are friends and it's ok but if it's only a year and you know the person (they're dating), no. Jeff says Jordan should write a book on the rules 🤣...Jordan says her and her gf's talk about this all the time, ask any girl Jeff! any girl would say that...Jeff says "I gotcha"...Jordan says she gets PISSED! she always tells her friends why were they hanging out with him...Jeff says if you don't like him wtf do you care?...Jordan says her gf's do the same for her and get mad if she is even in the same place as their exes, they question her on everything she might have said or did...Jeff says "oh God, so chatty"...Jordan says no, it's not. Jordan says she is cursed with the ex girlfriends...Jeff says why? what does she mean?...Jordan says this has never failed since 10th grade, she always always starts liking a guy and even if they're done with the ex-girlfriends...Jeff says they come back in the picture?...Jordan says yes OR they always end up either going back to the ex-girlfriend while she's dating them OR they still talk to the ex-girlfriend too much, it's weird to her because it makes Jordan standoffish because she doesn't want to get to close to the guy (for fear of being more hurt) OR get cheated on with the ex-girlfriend OR they're still in love with the ex-girlfriend, they say they're not...Jordan tells her mom she's cursed since 10th grade...Jeff says "damn" 😫 Jordan says it's happened to her with 3 guys...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says "that's bad luck"...Jeff says "Leroy Brown"... Jordan asks Jeff..."what about you? you cursed by anything?"...Jeff makes a face (like do we really need to talk about this? lol) ...Jeff says "bad timing"...Jordan says "what do you mean?"...Jeff is silent...................then says "what do you mean, what do I mean? (sounds like Jordan!) what do you think bad timing means?"...Jordan says bad timing with what?...Jeff fake yawns and says "in general, I don't know"...Jeff starts smiling as he's saying this because he knows Jordan is giving him that look...Jeff says "I'll be alright...when my time comes I will get it"...Jordan starts giggling and says he's so quiet, he will talk about anything else but he always gets kind of weird when they talk about 'this', he never talks about it...Jeff says because who cares about it, it's not important, the past is the past...Jordan says it's just conversation...Jeff says they're talking... Hammock time - Jury house/No holds barred 11:18-11:32pm Jeff has just finished telling Jordan that he's "talking" about relationships but in actuality he's trying to veer the conversation in another direction...Jordan realizes she won't get anywhere with him...she puts her foot in his armpit LOL Jeff looks at it and says what?...Jordan says nothin'...Jeff says "get outta there, it's going to smell like toe jam"...Jordan laughs and Jeff says "what was that laugh?"...Jeff curls his lip up and laughs... Jeff opens his eyes wide and says Jordan's laugh was phony baloney...Jordan says Jeff tried to do her lip...Jeff says Jordan was just sitting there and didn't even move other than her curled lip, he curls his lip and giggles LOLOL Jordan says sometimes she does that if she giggles about something...Jeff says or you fake laugh about something...Jordan says it isn't a fake laugh...Jeff says it's phony...Jordan says it's not...Jeff says she's phony these days...BIG SMILE from Jeff...Jordan says "I don't like you"...Jeff says "see...that's a lie too, yes you do"...another BIG SMILE from Jeff...Jeff asks if she just rolled her eyes LOL Jeff says he wishes it was Thursday...Jordan says me too, she wants to find out who wins and go home now that it's down to it, she's not going to talk about it...they get quiet and then Jordan says it's breezy out...Jeff says it's nice...Jordan wants to go on the beach out here...Jeff says he hopes they get to go on the beach at the jury house...they discuss the potential of beach time at the jury house...Jeff has no idea what to expect....Jordan puts her foot in his armpit again and Jeff says stop. Jeff says all he knows is there are a bunch of bozo's in there...Jordan says she wishes she hit Russell...Jeff says he wishes each juror had their own house, he would just be alone, watch movies, eat and ..... ...Jeff drops it....they hear a noise, they debate over whether it's a bird or a bat, they make owl & pigeon noises. Jeff says tomorrow is Tuesday, they need to get some sun...Jordan says does Jeff realize there's less than 3 weeks, after this week there only needs to be 2 more people in the jury...they talk about how much longer they will actually be in there, when the finale will be...Jeff says it's not too bad, they should be enjoying it instead of counting it down because of other people that make him sick, if the jury house had the first 3 people it would be awesome, that's how it should be, fun. Jordan says she doesn't miss Jessie at all, Jeff says Jessie will throw stones, then Lydia & Russell will join in and laugh, they will dicky, stupid comments that aren't funny...Jordan says Jeff needs to keep his cool with Russell...Jeff says he's not worried about him, he's all show and no go...Jeff says Russell will act cool when the cameras are on him but change once they're off...Jordan says Lydia is loving being there because she's the only girl...Jeff says she's in love, they're getting married because she's been banged 800 times 😅 Jordan says Russell must feel like the 3rd wheel right now...Jeff talks about Russell's fake laugh and he hopes that Russell has made him sick, that's his only hope...Jeff says Lydia is saying "way to go Kevin"...Jordan wishes they had gotten Kevin out when they had the chance...Jeff says ugh, yuck! it will only be a long couple of days of that shit and then it'll be over but it will be filled with douchebags and no one else... Jeff says "if you came I would love it, but then I would be pissed that you were there........but at least you would be there" ♥ Jeff laughs and says he would just rather be by himself...Jordan says Jeff would be "you wanna make out? no cameras, you wanna make out Jordan?", she could so see him being like that...Jordan giggles... Jeff says "if there were no cameras? awww man, we'd f**k around so much"...Jordan says "no, we wouldn't!"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "no we wouldn't"...Jeff says "yes we would, it would be fu**in' no holds barred" Jordan nods no and Jeff nods yes "you know it would...see you guys tomorrow"...Jeff makes a locking the door sound LOL They laugh and Jeff nods yes and then says ahh, whatever...Jordan wonders if there are windows they can open at night...Jeff wonders how many rooms there are, if people have their own beds...they discuss possible sleeping arrangements..Jordan says she will keep her distance if she goes...they wonder if they can listen to music and watch movies...Jeff would watch movies all day...Jordan wonders where Michele went, she's been acting really weird... Jeff says he doesn't even know what to think of what she says anymore...they discuss Michele and her lies, what's the point of calling her out, Jeff is over it...Jordan then talks about final 2 scenarios and what Michele is going to do...Jeff doesn't seem interested in rehashing that again, he gets up to leave saying that Michele isn't stupid, she's crazy but not stupid...Jeff goes to pee and get water... Hammock time - Cute hats/Moms/Portrayal on BB 11:34-11:52pm Jeff comes back for more hammock time with Jordan...Jordan asks him where he got his hat at?...Jeff says Target, what is weird is that he was going with Vit Tan Don and he was running to get something and they were super late, he ran by the hat, he always wanted one like it, a brown one and he bought it in one second and wore it to the party. Jordan laughs at a bug that was flying around Jeff and Jeff looks at Jordan asking her what she's laughing at. (oh, about the 100th or so time Jeff looks at Jordan like that) ...Jordan says nothing, she says she likes hats like that, it looks like the one Tim McGraw wore in his music video, it's cute... Jordan says "you look real good in hats"... Jeff says that's weird, he never wears hats...Jordan says "you don't? you should, you can pull it off, some guys can't because of their ears or something but you look good in hats"...Jeff says thanks...Jordan says Jeff looks real good in his Aurora hat...Jeff's eyes open wide, he says it's too tight on him...Jordan says she knows, it looks good though, it's all tight and tucked in, she doesn't know but he looks good when he wears that hat...big smile from Jeff… Jordan giggles...Jeff giggles and says "Jefff, Johhrdan" :) Jordan continues saying "and it's blue"...Jeff nods yes and says mmm, I'll wear it tomorrow wink, wink Jordan says if Jeff wears it in his DR's that girls will look at him and like him...Jordan imagines her mom saying "Johrdannn, look at him"...Jeff is curious what her mom will say about him...Jordan says nothing bad, she will like Jeff...Jeff says "cuz I helped you?"...Jordan says "oooh, she will not like Russell, no she will not"...Jordan bets if her mom saw him she would tell him off...Jeff says how about Chima's dad?...Jordan doesn't hear correctly and asks Jeff about what Chima said about her?...Jeff takes a deep breath and closes his eyes LOL 1,2,3... Jeff says Chima's dad...Jordan is sorry, she thought he said Chima's thing...Jordan says her dad wants to kill Russell too...Jordan hopes BB made him look like an asshole...Jeff says how else is he going to look? he is one and if you act like an asshole all the time, you're going to look like one...Jordan mocks Russell saying "but it's a character Jeff"...Jeff says he knows, his character, he's such a good actor. Jordan says he hopes Russell walks down the street and people are going to...Jeff says no one is going to know who the f**k we are...Jordan means that he will encourage it...Jeff says he'll be signing autographs (LOL the irony Jeff)...Jordan says he will say look at me, I need a VIP table I just got off BB, Jeff says he is so going to be that guy...Jeff wonders if Casey & Laura can't wait to come back to the finale...Jordan can't believe how long ago they left, it seemed like they were here forever already when they were here...Jeff says they will have everyone back together again and they agree Chima won't be at the finale...Jeff says Chima has that blog and is going to bash everyone...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, people will be writing things, there will be people that like you and hate you, you can't make everybody happy all the time, that's just life. Jordan asks what Jeff's parents are going to say about everybody...Jeff says they definitely don't bash anybody, they'll have nothing but nice things to say...Jordan says "really??"...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jeff says probably his Ma will be like "that guy is mean or that boy was lying the whole time to you"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "dude, this show is probably blowing my fu**ing Ma's mind, she's never watched it so she's probably like what's going on, why is everyone lying, you know like wtf? in that first week she was probably like why does everyone hate him?...she probably wants to make you dinner"...Jordan says "really?"... Jeff says "cuz you talked to me, so she'll love you" 😊 Jordan is scared about what her mom thinks, hopefully she's not disappointed or embarrassed...Jeff says he thinks Jordan will be played out as the dumb one that makes comments...Jordan doesn't like this and says she doesn't think so...Jeff smiles realizing Jordan isn't happy with what he just said... Jeff says "you don't think so? you don't think they're going to make a montage of all your sayings?...how do you think they're going to play you out? just so you don't get your heart broken, you might be right but get ready for the worst...Jordan says she doesn't know, she sees them showing her & Jeff arguing, being nice, she doesn't know...Jeff says she's not at all a bitch, she never was, she's not going to look like that ...Jordan says she doesn't want to look like that but not like a bozo...Jeff says she's going to look like the cute, innocent girl that says random, funny comments but she knows what's up...Jordan says she doesn't want to look dumb...Jeff says not dumb...Jordan says Jeff said it earlier...Jeff backtracks and says he said dumb but more like the character dumb, not like she's stupid, like a Paris Hilton type, she won't come off that bad but...Jordan says she doesn't want to look like that...Jeff says she doesn't want to say TTYN?...Jordan says no, she would so say TTYN but she doesn't want to look like that...they do the Luminous! thing… Jeff says she will look good, no matter what she looks like she's going to say it's bad, he can see her already saying omg, I look so so fat or I look so ugly or my hair was wrong or my eye makeup, she's going to say 101 things that are wrong when she looks fine...Jordan says she was uhhhhhh when she saw herself on TV during the pig comp...Jeff says first of all, she looked fine and she's going to kill herself watching the show, everyone is critical but Jordan is worse...Jeff says he wishes they could watch them together, it would make it easier for both of them...Jordan laughs and says they would laugh about it. Jordan says BB must of showed them arguing a lot...Jeff says they bicker not argue, they for sure showed him getting frustrated with the cards and stuff, he was so frustrated, it was 2:30 in the morning....she's such a loser! for storming off...Jordan says they probably showed her sitting and pouting in the room, Jeff walking out and them sleeping separately. She was expecting Russell questions so it threw her off with the J&J questions, Jeff says they played it off. Jordan wonders if once they get out of there, all they will have to talk about is BB...Jeff says yeah, he already said that, he will have drinks with his buddies, he can see his buddies saying all he talks about is BB stories. Jordan says they have stuck together the whole time except for these 2 weeks coming up, that's why she wanted them to be final 2 so bad because it was them vs everyone else, they never argued with anyone really, she knew there would possibly be a day they would be split up because they were a pair, once Russell left she was confident they had it... Jeff says he told her this was the important week, this was the big one...Jordan says she can honestly say she wasn't worried about Kevin at all, Jeff says she was trustworthy, he was nervous, he could sense it, whatever, he did his move, he did his play, he's by no means a good player...Jordan says none of them are...Jeff thinks he made moves...Michele has won her fair share of things, Natalie hasn't won dick, Kevin sucks balls...Jordan brings up them being in the final 2 again and says she needs to get off the subject...they get quiet....... Hammock time - Jordan stories 11:62-11:59pm After being quiet for a bit Jordan says that Jeff looks tanned...Jeff feels like he lost it...Jordan says now that Jeff has his $3000 he can go fishing...Jeff says yeah or he could save it for Hawaii...Jordan asks if it's warm year round there, can you go in December?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says can you believe it's September? the end of September? (when they're out of there)...Jeff says yeah, like mid, yeah, f**k!...Jordan knows and says it's crazy, her dad's bday is the 20th of Sept.... Jeff starts singing "do you remember, the 21st night of September"...Jordan joins in singing, says Earth, Wind & Fire, I like that song and sings the next line...Jeff likes it too...Jordan says she loves this place in Charlotte where people from the age 30 to 45 go, some nights her and her mom would go out to a nice dinner or drinks and she would ask her mom if they want to go out for a bit more, they would go dancing there, Jordan was the youngest girl there, they play music like that, Earth, Wind & Fire, Michael Jackson, KC & the Sunshine band, she would love that music, she had lots of fun there dancing with her mom. Jordan talks about going to an outdoor wedding of her sister's friend that was at a plantation house, it was a medium sized wedding and her family was running late, they were all dressed up...Jordan was wearing her hot pink shirt & black pants, her dad was wearing full on Tommy Bahama, her mom was wearing black shiny pants & top and Peyton was wearing something preppy, they kept laughing because they were the last people to arrive and they sat them right up front so they had to walk by everyone, her sister's boyfriend had been drinking beforehand and he was wearing a polo shirt (hopefully pants too! lol), they're all walking in, her dad and her were Miami Vice, her dad was Tommy Bahama like Smooth Jazz type person, her mom they called her biker because of her bikerish outfit, Peyton they called preppy something, he had penny loafers and the whole shebang, she forgot what they called her sister's bf, it was so funny, at the reception they all got drunk and the preacher was there and her aunt was saying Oh, Lord, they can't get drunk in front of the preacher and one guy was freak dancing with this girl, they started getting nasty and the aunt hit them and told them to stop, they played the song Love Shack by the B-52's, Jordan & her mom were dancing and having the best time...Jeff says it sounds like a blast (lol). Jordan says her mom snaps her fingers to the beat of the music when she hears a good song on the radio in her SUV...she demonstrates for Jeff. Jordan starts singing a song and the feeds cut out...they return with Jordan singing/talking the song again explaining how she was asking her mom how she knew that song...BB calls Jordan out for singing... Jordan says her mom gets so excited when the jams come on (hmm, I guess Jordan likes that word now ) Jordan says her, her mom & her sister go out sometimes, they have fun but her sister can be a party pooper, when she drinks she gets mad, so a guy was hitting on her mom, this guy buys all 3 of them drinks, her sister is smoking and she starts going off on the guy about him coming onto her momma, there is no man that is going to replace her daddy...Jordan and her mom were mortified...Jeff says whoa!...Jordan says her sister gets all ghetto when she drinks...Jordan talks about another encounter with her sister, Jordan says her sister doesn't act like that anymore because she's got a real job. (huh? LOL) Jordan goes on to talk about her friend Megan, the one in the HOH picture...when they see each other they joke around and talk funny, she calls her Miss Megan, they work together, she got her the job, she describes how they talk to each other at work…

September 19 Jeff & Jordan are together ♥️ Jordan announces at the Real Player chat in Vegas that her & Jeff are together and millions of fans rejoice, LOL. Seriously fun chat 😀

September 23 JeJo have dinner in LA with Shannon Elizabeth and who we would come to know as Baub.

September 24 JeJo have their first Real Player chat in Seattle

September 16 Jejo attend the CBS party Red Carpet At the party

October 3 JeJo attend a wedding together in Charlotte