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Day 53 of BB11 Feeds

August 31




Round 2 hammock chat - J&J banter

12-12:25pm


Jeff & Jordan continue looking into each other's eyes mainly seeing how their pupils dilate and shrink depending on where they are focusing and the amount of light...Jordan's eyes are doing it but Jeff's don't seem to be but then they do...Jordan says omg! I never noticed that!...Jordan does a little experiment getting Jeff to focus elsewhere and then look at her, it works, she says wow, that's weird...Jeff says it is weird huh?...Jordan asks Jeff if he knew that?...Jeff says yeah, he did, it's like when people take ecstasy their eyes get all black, the pupil dilates totally, it's one of the side effects, it goes back to normal but you can tell if someone is on x because of that...Jordan asks if he's seen it?...Jeff says yes.


Jeff says the praying mantis is for real looking at him, he knows soemthing is going on over here, he's ready to spring into action...Jordan shifts and Jeff says he was comfortable, what is she doing? she keeps moving that way, she's disrupting the balance of the hammock...Jordan says please stop bitching, is he done?...Jeff starts shoving her shoulder over and she says owww...Jeff says fine and leans over on top of her saying "stop bitching"...Jordan says she's going to fall, she giggles, says uhhhh, pinches his chin and pats his chest...Jeff says what? stop pinching, stop pinching and bitching LOL ...they re-adjust on the hammock...Jordan says she's kind of sleepy...Jeff asks "are we gonna fool around?"...Jordan says nooo...


Jeff says "then forget it, a little bit?"...Jordan says no, you're no we're not...Jeff says "don't lie"...Jordan says he knows they're not going to...Jeff says "no, we're gunna"...they smile at each other and Jordan locks her hand in Jeff's...Jordan says that the other night at nap time they fell asleep with their hands locked...Jeff asks when?...Jordan isn't sure if it was today or yesterday, she describes how they were and that she woke up with them still holding hands...Jeff with sarcasm says that is a photo moment...Jordan rolls her eyes...Jeff says that's a Christmas card...Jordan just closes her eyes and shakes her head...Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothing...


Jeff points out her pimple over her lip, he says it's a big one, it's going to be a jumbo, he says not to touch it...Jordan says to quit (pointing it out)...Jeff says Jordan will be "Hi Julie" (makes a face with a swollen lip)...Jordan opens her mouth, stunned he made fun of her...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she doesn't have any makeup to cover it...Jeff says she better hope it springs into action tomorrow, to stop touching it, she's going to make it all oily...Jeff pokes fun again and Jordan grabs his mouth and says stop, she hopes he gets one too...Jeff says she shouldn't wish that on him.


They banter back and forth a little about dirty thumbs, Jeff's shirt being soft...Jeff yawns loudly and then he closes his eyes, they get quiet then Jeff starts rapping LOL Jeff asks Jordan if they asked her about the kangaroo?...Jordan says no, did they ask him?...Jeff says they did...Jordan says shut up...Jeff says no, they didn't, they're not going to ask about that...Jeff says the DR has been off today, they aren't bugging them today, now it's less people...Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and looks at him...Jeff says God, can you believe there were 13 people?...they talk about watching a movie on the plane...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheeks and chin...


They talk about jury house again and Jeff talks about how he has been to Malibu only twice, to a really cool restaurant right on the ocean, it's the bomb, he wants to go fishing here, he wants to go home and to a football game...Jordan says it sounds good...Jeff says it's weird, when it's all said and done, the summer will have gone by so fast...Jordan says at least at home they would be doing something...Jeff says they should appreciate it but there's just nothing to do here...Jordan sits up...Jeff says he needs to brush his teeth, they're garlicky...Jordan says she is sleepy...Jeff says he can go lay down but he doesn't want to sleep but crack jokes...Jordan says ok.


Jeff burps and asks if she ever burps and it gets stuck here? (chest) ...Jordan mmm, hmm's, saying she ate too much...Jeff says him too...Jeff asks if Jordan ever heard that Pepto-Bismol commercial, he tries to recall it but can't quite...Jordan who has her head down lifts it up and sings "Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!"...Jeff totally cracks up 😂 and the feeds cut out, when they return he's still giggling...


Jordan lays back down and says the hammock reminds her of the beginning when they would be outside all the time. 😊


Jeff says he has a lot of questions he wants to ask when he gets out of there, things he can't ask because they're about production, he wants to find out Jordan's story about how she was recruited...Jordan says she originally thought when she was brought onto the show that it was happening for a reason but she's not so sure anymore...Jeff asks why Smooth Jazz only works the night shift?...Jordan says it's going to be hard leaving here and going back to the grind...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she has to go back to school, get her stuff together, figure out a lot of stuff...


Jordan wishes she had won one of the $10,000 prizes to make 20 thousand...Jeff says well she has 10 for sure...they go over how much they'll get after taxes, they're not sure how it will be taxed but they figure Jordan will have close to $8000...Jordan wants to pay off her car, about $3000...Jeff asks about her boobs, she says she only has $1000 left on that, she wants to give the rest to her mom or her brother too because he's been making her car payment while she's been gone...Jordan says if she walked away with 13 or 15 thousand it would make things a lot easier 😊


They quiet down...Jeff yawns again...Jordan says he's getting sleepy too, they decide to go inside...Jeff goes around and helps Jordan out of the hammock, they walk inside...Jeff goes to brush his teeth, he takes out his contacts, then puts on his glasses, then starts trying to remove an ingrown hair, he uses Jordan's SP mirror...Jordan tells Jeff she is going to take over his NY shirt...Jeff says forget it, she's taking over all his stuff...


Jordan thinks her boobs make her look heavier...Jeff says he's gassy...Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says for her to keep him company...Jordan just stands there and stares...Jeff says she can sit down and talk like a person...Jordan asks if he's going to be awhile...Jeff says no and keeps plucking his eyebrows...Jordan says "can't we do this tomorrow?" ...Jeff continues and clearly Jordan is bored...Jeff wants Jordan to tell him a story...Jordan starts telling their story LOL...Jordan says she will pluck them for her, they bicker about that a bit and then Jordan leaves…





Pt1 Bedtime Theme parks/don’t sleep

12:30:12:43am


Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff says what are you looking at?...Jordan says you...Jeff says "you abandoned me again"...Jordan says no, he was plucking his eyebrows...Jeff says he was finished 10 seconds after she left...Jeff says he's just playing, he puts on his sweats and gets in bed asking if Jordan wants him to close the door...Jordan says yes, she only had it open for his sake.


Jeff mentions going to Disneyworld after this...Jordan says that would be cool...Jeff agrees and says they could go on some rides or even Universal Studios...Jordan asks where that is?...Jeff says next to where they were sequestered...Jordan thought it was in Florida, she always thought that...

Jeff says maybe there is one there too because it's a theme park, they're all over, it's a production company with rides for their movies...Jordan says y'all have everything out here...Jeff says who is y'all?...Jordan says well you when you lived here.


Jeff likes the hemp lotion that was Lydia's...Jordan yawns and says the wine made her sleepy...Jeff says it was good...Jeff takes off his glasses and tells Jordan to give her a minute, he puts the covers over his head and prays.


Jordan turns towards the dresser and Jeff finishes up praying, he whispers that he is done and then says "Johrrdan? you really going to bed bed? it's over?"...Jordan says she's just laying there...Jeff says he can leave her alone if she wants...Jordan says "no, I like talking to you" 😊


Jeff yawns and says "let's talk about rollercoasters"..Jordan asks "what about them?"...Jeff asks what her favorite one is and if she has a Great America or Six Flags near her?...Jordan says no but they have a Carowinds, she says it has rollercoasters but it's not like Six Flags or anything...Jordan thinks she went to Six Flags when she was little...Jeff heard that theme parks are closing all over the place because of the economy, no one is going...Jeff thinks it's actually Six Flags that is going out of business...Jordan is surprised because it's popular...they talk about Six Flags a bit more, who founded it and their investors...Jeff says it's some made up guy named Jim Franklin...Jordan falls for it LOL ...she calls Jeff a butt...Jeff says maybe people can't afford luxuries like theme parks now.


Jordan holds onto Jeff's arm and then asks if Jeff will rub her arm?...Jeff says he will but he wants water first, he reaches over her to drink his water and spills a little, Jordan feels it...Jeff wipes it a little and says "good thing you don't sleep on your side of the bed" 😛 LOL


Jeff starts rubbing...Jordan is caught secretly smiling (guess she's enjoying it)...Jordan sneezes and Jeff says bless you, asks her if it was messy?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says were there boogers everywhere? it sounded like a little explosion in there...Jordan moves her arm away and snuggles up to Jeff's arm and says she really is getting sleepy...Jeff says noooo, it probably is the wine.


Jordan says Jeff was looking over at her and it looked like he was staring...Jeff stares :) ...Jordan says she can see his eyes...Jeff says they are closed...Jordan says they're not, she gently puts her hand on his eye and then his cheek...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's face and neck.


Jeff enjoys it but asks her if she likes that or something? 😉...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he feels like a dog, no matter where he's scratched he likes it (does the dog panting sound)...Jordan smiles...Jordan says oh, man...Jeff says Johrdan, don't do it...Jordan says don't do what?...Jeff says "sleep...see you wouldn't be so tired if you didn't abandon me, 10 times so you can sneak off"...




Pt2 Bedtime - Jordan was mad/Farting

12:43-12:50am


This exchange is so cute, showing their true feelings...Jordan admits she was mad earlier when she walked in the GR and saw Michele in there with Jeff. I also noted this in the calendar entry for that particular time.


Jeff mentions that Jordan was being sneaky today, abandoning him (again!)...Jordan tells Jeff that she was mad at him before...Jeff says "you were?"...Jordan says "earlier"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan says "cuz I thought you were being sneaky"...Jeff says "how?"...Jordan snuggles into Jeff's shoulder and says "you and Michele were in the GR and I thought you were trying to be sneaky"...Jeff says "aww, tsk"...Jordan says "and I got mad"...Jeff says "really? and then you figured out that she just came in there when I was playing cards?"...Jordan says "no, I just figured I'd bust in there" she giggles...Jeff says he was just playing cards and she came in...Jordan says she knows but she was pissed because she thought he was being sneaky behind her back and she didn't know what he was doing...Jeff says "ahh, no, I wouldn't do that" 😊


Jeff asks when did Jordan get over it?...Jordan doesn't really say she did, she just says she was sitting there, guh, she walked outside and then she came in the SS room and sat and that was when Jeff walked in, he looked in the drawer and walked out, then she went outside and then he came outside but she was mad!...Jeff says "no, totally not"...Jordan says she thought "this asshole"...Jeff says "see? you jump to conclusions instead of just asking me"...


Jeff tickles her neck and she giggles...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says he was eating fruit and just wanted to play cards by himself and he went in there (GR) and knock, knock, knock and he thought it was Jordan...Jordan whispers that Michele asked her where Jeff was and then she went in there...Jeff is quiet, he tsks...Jordan says Jeff didn't finish...Jeff says he said what he said, that's the end of the story...


Jordan says Jeff never told her what Michele said...Jeff says he told her...Jordan says he did, she forgot, never mind...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair...


Jeff says "you were mad, don't fu**ing do that shit"...Jordan says "me, do what?"...Jeff says "get mad like that for no reason"...
Jordan says "I was, I don't like when, especially when it's someone that I'm close with who's supposed to be my partner, I feel like they're being shady & sneaky"...
Jeff says "well, was I?"...Jordan says "well I don't know"...Jeff says "well, was I?"...Jordan says "I guess not but that's why I left"...
Jeff pats Jordan's face strongly...Jordan says "that's why I walked out"...Jeff says "stupid...I fu**ing hate you"..Jeff makes that goofy sound and turns towards Jordan lifting the blanket over them, he kisses her 😚

Jordan asks if he's about to fart?...Jeff says yeah, how did she know?...Jordan says she can tell, they laugh...Jeff moves the blanket and Jordan says ewww, awww man!...Jeff laughs...Jordan says Jeff's farts smell at night, she gets another whiff and says "ewwwww! that's rotten! that is rotten, Jeff, that is pure butt right there! that is so rotten"🥴 ...Jeff says it was hot...Jordan says it was rotten, it smelled like rotten eggs...Jeff continues to laugh...they bicker over how bad it was...Jordan got a whiff of it and it made her cringe LOL Jeff says it was a 7 on scale of 1 to 10...Jordan says it was probably a 7.5...


Jeff wonders why you don't care about your own fart smell? they discuss that...Jordan says if her farts smelled like sewage would Jeff want to smell that?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that would gross him out...Jeff says he might have to sleep in a different room, no but he asks if Jordan wants that?...Jordan holds Jeff's hand and says she might have to think about that...Jeff says beat it then...Jordan says no, this is her room...Jeff says he doesn't think so sister...Jordan asks Jeff if he was grunting?...Jeff says no, his butt is sore for some reason, he hasn't even done anything, he has muscle atrophy...Jeff turns over towards Jordan with blanket in tow and kisses Jordan's neck...


Jordan says Jeff is trying to fart...Jeff says no, no, he was just doing that, she busted him...they kiss and then Jordan kisses Jeff's chest loudly...they get quiet and then Jeff makes that whiny sound and asks her if she's going to bed, is it over?...Jordan says she's really comfy, is he?...Jeff says kind of...Jordan says she's buried sideways, she feels hidden...they get quiet again...





Pt3 Bedtime - Farts & laughs galore

12:51-1:21am


Jeff & Jordan are cuddled together and are being quiet...Jeff kisses Jordan lightly and says what's up?...Jordan says nothin'....they are silent for awhile with some slight movement...just after the 12:56am mark they both take their microphones off and readjust positions, Jordan wants to lay like she was before...Jeff says she was in his armpit...Jordan says like always...they are quiet...Jeff shifts and clears his throat...Jordan asks him if he's not comfy?...he mumbles something...a minute later Jordan says goodnight and Jeff makes his move, lifting up his head and kissing Jordan...they kiss and then are quiet again...


Jeff shifts and lays back down with his belly up...Jordan does the same...Jeff says Jordan is hot because she has that blanket on too (her HOH one)...they pull the blanket off themselves and cool off...Jeff exhales deeply twice...they continue holding hands...


Just before the 1:02am mark Michele comes in the room to go to bed (news to J&J) ...Jeff & Jordan lay in silence, there's some rustling and movement under the blanket when just before the 1:06am mark Jeff farts very loudly 💨...J&J both start laughing...Jordan says "oh, my, Gawwd"...Jeff says "dude, did you feel the springs? holy f**k...that was a rocket launcher"...Jeff keeps thinking about it and keeps laughing...


Jordan says "don't even raise the covers up"...Michele says "Jordo, there's a bed over here" Jordan who ironically gets even closer to possibly smelly Jeff says "I know, he's trying to kill me"...Jeff says it was too quiet...Michele thought they were sleeping...Jeff says no, they were pretending...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's abs...Jeff lifts up the blanket and Jordan says ewww...Jeff says a lingerer?...Jordan says yeah, she's dead serious...they whip off the blanket...Jordan wants it off, she said she got the...Jeff says remnants?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff needs to go shower...Jeff cracks up laughing!...Jordan says he needs to go shower and wash his butt...Jordan hugs Jeff while Jeff says "Jordan!"


Jordan says no more big comforters, they can use her blanket because it's already got a wine stain on it...Jeff says so now it will have a shit stain on it?...Jordan bets Jeff has some skid marks on his undies...Jeff says no way!...Jordan says yeah, that thing was like Days of Thunder...Jeff ->> 🤣 Jordan says that fart was a thick hard one...Jeff says it was like an explosion from a rocket ship underneath...Jordan says you could hear the spring vibrate, it was hardcore...Jeff says she pushed it (on his abs)...Jordan says she was wondering what he was doing...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and says his farts stink at night...


Jordan says they really do, if he farts again he has to get in the shower and wash his butt...Jeff says that has nothing to do with your butt?...Jordan says "fartin'?!" Jeff cracks up at how stupid he just sounded, he says you could fart all the time and still have a clean butt...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly and says that she bets that if Jeff wiped right now there would be a little doo-doo mark...Jeff laughs again and says no way...Jordan says both his farts right now were really smelly & gassy and the other one was hard...(meanwhile Jeff is rolling with laughter)...Jordan suggests taking a washcloth and some soap, get up in there and get the crustiness out.


Jeff says to relax and tone it down or the next one is going on her fu**ing face...Jordan says she will gag & die...Jeff says it will blast off into her face and he puts his hand over her face...Jordan's pimple still hurts and she says owwwwww...Jordan reaches over and turns Jeff's head towards her and plants a big kiss on Jeff 💋


Jeff says to get her last kiss in...they banter a little and then Jordan farts...Jeff says it was probably her last time (farting), she didn't want to admit it...Jeff covers his face with the blanket saying he doesn't want to smell it...all three discuss farting and how much or little they do it in the house...Jordan farts again...Jeff says Jordan! holy shit! that was like a sailor...Jordan blames it on the bean dip, beans make her fart...Jeff says he has a problem farting...Jeff gets a whiff of Jordan's and gets grossed out...


Michele has to turn on the light for a sec, the room stays brighter after the light is turned off...Jordan says it is Gucci, she turns with her butt to Jeff and Jeff starts rubbing it LOL He loves it ❤️ Jeff feels Jordo's butt while Jordan talks with Michele...Jeff says he has a for sure farting problem...Jordan says in here he does...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand to direct it somewhere but Jeff gets up to grab a drink of water from the dresser where he informs them that luckily he's wearing black undies...


Jeff asks if it's Gucci?...he lays back down and spoons Jordan...Jordan says it's sooo Gucci, it's Luminous!...Jeff says that makes him laugh too...Jeff pulls the cover off his butt and farts again...Jordan says to do it towards the slide so it airs out the other way...Jeff starts flapping the comforter and Jordan makes a funny laughing noise...Jeff LOL's ...Jordan says Jeff is really grossing her out right now, he is! this is awful...Jeff again ->> 🤣 Jordan says he is grossing her out, the whole room is going to smell like butt because of him...Jeff says oh yeah, you had no hand in it? or no ass in it? 😝


They banter over who's farts smelled and get tongue tied over the phrase "clearing the air"...Jordan says no, Jeff...Jeff covers them with the blanket, rolls over to Jordan and cuddles her, practically engulfs her...Jeff says her shirt smells good, better than the farts...Jordan says it should smell good...they get quiet but Jeff has busy hands under the cover, he keeps rubbing Jordan's butt 🍑...Jordan is reaching back there and then says she was picturing herself fart right when Jeff has his hand there...Jeff says he would kill her...Jeff pulls Jordan closer and keeps touching, he moans...Jordan asks Michele if she's sleepy?...Michele says not so much anymore...Jordan asks if it's because of Jeff and his smelliness?...Michele can't smell anything where she is, she must be in a good zone...Jeff says it disappears quick and Jordan is making a bigger deal of it then it was...


Michele asks if Jordan has ever lived with a boy?...Jordan says with her brother...Jeff says she said he was the worst (for farting)...Michele explains "live with"...Jordan says yeah, with an ex-boyfriend but he never ever farted in front of her...Jeff says he's special :) ...Michele rambles about her husband and other guys farting in front of her...meanwhile Jeff keeps touching Jordan, at one point Jordan looks back and smiles at Jeff...


Jeff turns away and lays down normally again...Jordan tells a story about a friend whose bf went to the washroom and when she woke up he had his butt in her face and he farted, her friend thought that was funny but Jordan didn't think so...Michele says she did that to her husband, things are crazy in her house (I bet they are 🥴) ...Michele goes on to describe what happened while giggling ridiculously...meanwhile Jeff spoons Jordan and gets touchy again ...he asks her to rub his back...


Jeff turns over to get rubbed while Jordan goes on about how disgusting that story is, she wouldn't like that...Jeff thinks it's kind of funny but he could never do that, maybe on her arm but not her face...





Pt4 Bedtime - Jeff is the sleepy one now

1:21-1:43am


Jordan continues talking about farting stories while scratching Jeff's back, she talks about how one time her brother Peyton farted near her sister's face because she was being a bitch to them all earlier, her sister was yelling, cussing and screaming at all of them, it was bad because Peyton has gassy farts...Michele thinks it's based on what you eat...Jordan says she gets like that when she eats Italian food or garlic...Jeff says all his food is garlicky but he cooks it so it cooks off a little bit...Jeff says he farts all the time in here or else he'll blow up, he asks if stress makes you gassy?...they don't know...


Jordan says the worst is if you're in gym class and you have to do jumping jacks or run and you need to fart...they talk about how they hope the mics don't pick up them farting or swearing during competitions...Michele says they put audio over it because they would pick up on too much of that...Jeff says he was swearing during a few comps even the last alien one saying out loud "who the f**k is that?"...


Jordan compliments Michele on how well she did on the alien comp...Michele says sorry...Jordan says it's ok...they talk about how they all missed a lot of the details on the faces during the alien comp...Jordan says she feels like an idiot for not doing better...Jeff says people watching will say that was so easy...Jordan says people will say omg, Jordan...Jordan says she did it in 5 minutes...Jeff says yeah, you went and made a sandwich...Jordan giggles...Michele says it was late...Jeff says Jordan was hungry LOL


Jordan lets up on the scratching and Jeff nudges her to remind her to keep going, he asks her to scratch, she does and gets real touchy feely with Jeff...


They keep talking about the alien comp...Jeff says he fu**ed up, it hurts, whaddya gonna do?...convo dies down and Jordan says she was about to go to bed, tired...Jordan rubs Jeff all over...Jordan puts her mic away...she spoons and cuddles Jeff and Jeff lifts the blanket up to cover them...Jeff seems to be the one getting sleepy now...after a minute of her cuddling Jeff and no response from him, Jordan turns around to lay the other way and get comfy...


Jeff immediately says "I'm getting the butt?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm and she touches his butt...Jeff jumps and says that tickles...Jordan says two of his butt cheeks would make one of hers :) ...they seem to doze off...


But they haven't...@ the 1:38 mark Jordan turns back to spoon Jeff, she puts her hand around him and says "you sleepin?"...Jeff says "I wish"...after a few smiles from Jordan and some movement, they both fall asleep...





Secret smiles on a lazy morning

8:05-9:20am


The HG's are woken up by BB around 8am...Jordan goes to the bathroom, gets herself a glass of OJ and heads back to the SS room where Jeff is still in bed...Jordan tells Jeff it's 8 freaking o'clock...Jeff knows...Jordan thought it was raining or something but it was just 8 o'clock...Jordan gets in bed...Jeff says at least they have 4 hours (until the POV ceremony)...Jeff thinks they went to sleep pretty early...Jordan doesn't think so, she says he told her to scoot over...Jeff says he felt like he was falling off the bed, it was like she had another bed over there (on her side)...Jeff says that was just this morning...


Jordan says she is still so full from last night...Jeff says yeah, he needs to eat good today...Jordan silently smiles...Jeff lays quietly with his glasses on...Jeff takes his glasses off, they both try to sleep...Jordan opens and closes her eyes and continues smiling :)...Jeff keeps moving his feet...Jordan turns towards Jeff and closes her eyes but peeks at Jeff...Jeff is looking up at the ceiling...Jordan turns back the other way, closes her eyes and then secretly smiles again for a little while...


Jordan keeps moving and Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says she can't get comfy...Jeff smiles at her, looks up at the ceiling and then asks Jordan if she wants his pillow because he's not really sleeping...they switch pillows...Jordan gets comfy...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "that help?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm, thank you...Jeff turns his head away from Jordan and they try to sleep...Jordan peeks over to Jeff and snuggles closer to him, he turns his head over to her and says he thought that was her face...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair and then they get quiet...


@ the 8:25am mark they both turn to the opposite side and try to sleep for real...it's working for Jeff but Jordan is still awake...the feeds cut out for a bit and then come back to Jordan who is wide awake and thinking...she turns back to Jeff's side and she seems to finally fall asleep...feeds cut out again and then return @ the 8:43am mark with both J&J awake...Jordan turns to the dresser side and Jeff follows...they doze in and out of sleep, mostly Jeff as Jordan seems to be awake a lot of the time...Jeff lifts the blanket off of him just before the 9:20am mark and the feeds cut out...





Pre POV ceremony - shady negotiations

9:48-10:22am


Natalie & Michele are outside talking game...Jeff walks out and listens in on Natalie telling Michele that she can't trust her because she has lied to her throughout the game and how can she go back on her word to Kevin when he has been loyal to her, she will vote the way he wants, blah, blah, blah...Michele is called to the DR...Natalie & Jeff start talking game...Natalie tells Jeff that she can't believe anything Michele says...Jeff makes his plea to Natalie to keep him instead of Jordan saying that he can talk Michele down, that to be honest with her, he wants both Michele & Kevin out so he wants it to be Natalie & him, Jeff tells her he's a strong player playing for both of them and it would be in her best interest to keep him...they keep discussing game and the possible scenarios...


Meanwhile Jordan is getting dressed and ready for the POV ceremony...Michele comes back outside and sits with Jeff & Natalie...Natalie announces she will think about it, think about going back on her word...Michele crazily proposes (obviously DR driven scenario here) that for Natalie to see her trust, she will take Jeff off the block with the veto, Natalie keeps Michele in the game and she will protect her next week...Michele says she would owe Natalie then...Jeff can't believe what he's hearing and walks away...


Natalie & Michele keep talking fake game...Jeff walks into the bathroom and he & Jordan start whispering game...Jeff tells Jordan what Natalie told him about keeping her word to Kevin, about how Natalie is trusting a backstabber and she's going to roll with that?...Jeff says he told Natalie they are only friends because of what he did, he could have finished them both off and he only saved them because they gave Jeff their word...Jeff then tells Jordan the scenario that Michele proposed outside about taking him off the block...Jeff goes into the bathroom stall telling Jordan that she's staying, they don't want him.


Jeff comes out of the stall and says "whatever"...Jordan asks if she looks bad?...Jeff says no, you look good...Jordan asks Jeff if he got an answer from Natalie?...Jeff says she's keeping her word to Kevin, what a scumbag...Jordan asks what Michele said, she would save him? Jeff says yeah, she's crazy...Jeff calls Kevin a fu**ing loser and he doesn't want to look at his face...Jordan says it's only Monday...


Jeff preps his hair for the ceremony and walks away to the SS room, changes into jeans, eats some candy, puts on cologne, hangs up his t-shirt to wear later and lays down...meanwhile Jordan walks outside and sits with Michele & Natalie who are still talking game...Natalie makes a point of saying in front of Jordan that as far as the veto thing, she doesn't want to be the person to tell her what to do because it wouldn't just be her she would be entrusting faith into (it would be Jeff) therefore planting a seed of doubt in Michele about fully trusting Jeff to vote out Jordan...Natalie tells Michele it's her decision to make...Jordan seems uncomfortable...Natalie goes to leave and Michele follows her to the door but Jordan calls Natalie back over as Michele heads inside.


Jordan makes her plea to Natalie to keep Jeff, Natalie says she wants to keep Jeff here but won't go back on her word. (so sick of her saying that)

Kevin comes outside and slowly sits in on their conversation...Natalie continues with her same spiel about sticking to her word, her loyalty, her integrity, blah, blah, blah and the mood gets a little weird with Kevin there...meanwhile Michele heads to the SS room where Jeff is.


Michele asks Jeff if he got anywhere with Natalie?...Jeff says kind of, not really, he didn't have a long time to talk to her...Michele puts Jeff on the spot by asking Jeff straight up if she were to take him off the block would he vote out Jordan?...Jeff tries to squirm his way out of answering by asking her how it would benefit her?...Michele says it would benefit her next week...Jeff doesn't get it...Jeff says she would still have to rely on Natalie's vote even if he voted Jordan out...Michele says it's an insane move but it's worked in the past...Jeff says she would still need Kevin's vote...Michele says not if Jeff and Natalie both vote Jordan out...Michele says the possibility of her leaving next week is very high so either way she thinks she is screwed...Jeff asks if she thinks Kevin would keep her safe?...Michele says no, it would all depend on Natalie...Jeff says that's a pretty bold move...Michele says she doesn't know, at this point she has neither of their loyalties...


Jeff says if Michele did that she has his vote (LOL) Jeff says he doesn't want to deal with Kevin...Michele says the only problem is that Jordan is outside again so it's Natalie & Jordan (pitting Jordan against Jeff here) ...Michele says at least in doing this she would get the jury prize for being such a nice person...Jeff says it's crazy, he would never believe it, he would shit his pants if she took him off the block...they keep talking game...


Jordan walks in with her arms full of clean laundry, she plops it down inside her suitcase and says she's not comfy (with what she's wearing). Jeff says she looks good and to stay like that :) Jordan asks Michele if she can talk to Jeff in private real quick?...Michele says sure and she leaves...





You look sexy and very cute right now

10:22-10:33am


Michele has just left the SS room at Jordan's request...Jordan tells Jeff that she was outside and talking to Natalie...Jeff asks Jordan to come lay down on the bed, she sits...Jordan says she thinks she is getting in Natalie's head...Jeff whispers to Jordan that Michele talked to him about using the veto on him...Jordan whispers that she talked to Natalie and she told her she'd be making a big mistake if she didn't pick Jeff...Jordan tells Jeff he owes her...Jeff asks Jordan if she heard what he just said?...Jordan says she knows but she's just saying...Jordan seems nervous and tense, she gets up and says she's going to find Michele so there's no awkwardness...Jeff says so sweetly "come back here Jordan" ♥


Jordan leaves but comes back immediately LOL asking if she should wear this? (the outfit she has on)...Jeff says "yes, you look very sexy and cute right now"


Jordan sits down and starts up again saying she told Natalie...Jeff interrupts saying Natalie still doesn't know what she's going to do...Jordan says she told Natalie she would me making a big mistake because Kevin is not going to win this and she knows she is going to be out, that Jeff is better than Kevin and Michele listens to everything Jeff says and Jeff will take her to the end...Jeff says he appreciates it but nothing is 100%...Jordan is very nervous and can't stay still, she tells Jeff he needs to try...Jeff says he did but Natalie thinks she has a loyalty with Kevin when Kevin was already doing that move anyway so he got a loyalty from her out of it...


Jordan whispers to Jeff (barely audible) "is she really using the veto on you?" ...Jeff whispers something about how Michele asked him if he would vote against Jordan if she took him off the block and Jeff was thinking, is this really happening?...Jeff tells Jordan that Michele said it's worked in the past, he told Michele if you want to (use it)...Jordan shrugs and Jeff nervously laughs...Jordan says "I don't know"...they giggle about voting Michele out if she did that...Jeff says it's so bad...


Jordan starts walking out of the room again and Jeff says "what are you doing?" Jordan says she's going to the bathroom...


Jordan talks to Michele who is in the bathroom, she tells her what she told Natalie, that she should vote for Jeff to stay. Michele mentions possibly using the veto on Jeff even though that would be psycho. Jordan says that's her deal, she can do what she wants but she has mentally prepared herself to leave on Thursday but she honestly thinks Kevin & Natalie will keep her. Michele leaves the bathroom.


Feeds cut out and return around the 10:30am mark with Natalie in the SS room talking with Jeff about Michele possibly using the veto.


Jordan walks back into the room and sits down on Michele's bed....they talk a little about Natalie talking with Michele about using the veto...Jeff has a little outburst towards Natalie about her keeping her word to Kevin, trusting that fu**ing asshole...Jordan tells Natalie, in front of Jeff, to keep Jeff because he's a better player...Jeff tells Jordan to be quiet, stop! they'll talk about that later...Jordan says she's just telling her her opinion...Natalie leaves...Jeff clenches his teeth and says "you make me feel bad, don't do that!"...Jordan says she's going to go anyways...


My favorite two words again...


Jeff says in a sexy voice "come here!"...

Jordan smiles and says "no!"...

Jeff says "yes!"...





You look country/Jordan’s house/Missing home

10:32-10:46am


Continued from previous entry where Jeff has just told Jordan to "come here" (the bed) and Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "yes!"...Jordan says she doesn't like her hair...Jeff says "I love it, you look, I'm not even joking, you look hot right now" ...Jordan asks "that look bad?" (her top) ...Jeff says "no, you look country and I know you hate that look but i like it" 🥰Jordan says she wore the top for "the thing" (show intro)...Jeff says "you look good, now come here" (sexy smile)


Jordan whispers something about Michele which is inaudible...Jeff says she is crazy (crazy sign), she said it will work...Jordan keeps whispering...Jeff bangs the mattress twice and says "come here, I can't hear you" ...Jordan walks over and says her jeans are getting so tight...she takes off her flip-flops...Jeff says "lemme see your body" 🥰Jordan says "what?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan wraps her blanket around her saying her jeans are too tight...Jeff says she looks nice for real, he tries to touch her boob.😋Jordan says Jeffff!...Jeff says "what"...


Jordan bends down and starts whispering in Jeff's ear, it's hard to hear but it's mostly about Michele and what they talked about in the bathroom and how she is thinking of using the veto on Jeff...Jeff laughs and says it's crazy...BB tells Jordan to not obstruct her mic...she goes to lift it and Jeff says "let me help" (again going in for some boob, lol)


Jordan says Jeffff!...Jeff laughs..Jeff says he will shit his pants (if Michele takes him off)...Jordan says she will too, then it's in God's plan...they look at each other in disbelief, could it happen?...Jeff says then we drill her out 2-0...Jordan says Jeff should talk to her...Jeff says no way, it's best to let her be crazy, talking to her might he might lose it...Jeff says why did she even say that, now he's excited...let's start this meeting!


Jordan whispers into Jeff's ear again...Jeff tells Jordan that he didn't exactly say he would vote Jordan out but that he told Michele "you have my vote if you want it", he just fu**ing sold his soul...Jordan says she will be like (omg) if she does that...Jeff says he will have to pay the devil something...


BB tells Jordan again to move her mic...Jeff says it's impossible, he tries to touch her boob again and Jordan pushes his hand away...Jeff says what? he's helping production 😉 Jordan says Jefffff!


Jeff says let's start this meeting, there's no way, this is fu**ing cuckoo talk...Jordan bends down again to whisper in Jeff's ear, he turns his head and arm away and says I know...Jeff looks at his armpit and says "get in there"...Jordan says why did you push me away?...Jeff says he thought he heard someone coming, he says with a smile "I wouldn't push you away, get over here" and he brings her down into his armpit, he says "smell"...Jordan says it smells good and she kisses his shoulder...Jeff says "it's your house" ♥ ...Jordan says huh?...Jeff says come in your house and he lifts up his arm...


They then touch hands (he looks at their hands awww) and Jordan asks if he still doesn't like her pink nails?...Jeff says now he likes it because they match her shirt...Jordan says she got the shirt at Wal-Mart for $5...Jeff says don't you love those deals where no one even knows and you're like "what's up? where do you think I got it?" ...Jeff says he loves deals, he comes off as such a tighty in here...Jordan says he does...Jordan says whenever they get her earrings, he better not be tight because...Jeff says cubic zirconia...she wants square like hers but...Jeff says stop saying that, she jinxed him with the devil stories, don't jinx him with that shit.


They get quiet and then Jeff looks at Jordan sweetly, he gently touches her shoulder and arm with his fingers, she doesn't want him doing that, he looks at her like what?...she turns her head...Jeff puts his hand on her shoulder and pushes her back...Jordan deflects saying she thinks there's a fire outside...


Jordan asks if there are mountains near here? she says what if they had to evacuate them...Jeff says they could get the f**k outta here...Jordan says they would probably have to sit in a hotel separately...Jeff says that would be fine...Jordan says it wouldn't because she would be bored, there would be no TV...Jeff talks about fires & evacuating people.

Random fact by Jeff "my armpits smell like fabric softener" LOL


Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and they interlock fingers (Jeff's looks at their hands! ha)...Jordan says she needs to re-do one of her nails...they clap hands and Jeff talks about how much they slept yesterday, he wanted to sleep right now, he says to Jordan "I'm becoming Rumplestiltskin, is that the guy who slept a lot? Or (is it) Rip Van Winkle?...you don't know right?" ...Jordan says right...Jeff laughs.


Jordan says she misses her fam...Jeff says I know, right...Jeff says he's starting to get a little homesick himself...Jordan says if she did leave, she would rather just go home...Jeff says he isn't homesick, he's society sick...Jordan is homesick...Jeff wants to see the news and go out...Jordan says she wants to see her mom, brother & sister...Jeff wants to see his family...Jeff says after a week they would be ready to go back because nothing has changed...Jordan says she wishes she could take a break...Jeff agrees then they would be ready to lockdown for another couple weeks...they both say they would rather be at the jury house alone and just watch movies...Jordan says normally when she's at the beach she gets a beach chair right by the ocean and she will just isolate herself for 2 weeks.


Jordan keeps playing with her hair and Jeff asks if her hair is Luminous?...Jordan says no, her hair is really nasty today...Jeff says he likes it, it looks nice, it looks nice how many times does she want him to tell her that...Jordan says thank you, thank you Jeff, thank you, I appreash...Jeff asks if she's being a smartass...she says she's not.


Jordan asks Jeff about LA and if there are mountains?Jeff says it's more hills, he asks if there are mountains in Charlotte?...Jordan says 2.5 hours away is Boone where they have mountains...Jeff asks if that is where the term Boonies comes from? LOL Jordan says Boone is where App State is...Jordan gets up and Jeff asks where she is going? Jordan doesn't know...somewhere...feeds cut out...





Jordan can’t sit still

11:16-11:23am


Jordan is in the kitchen...Jeff has gotten up to get himself some more iced tea, he says he's just going to go lay down...Jordan says they're probably going to get called soon...Jordan immediately gioeIs to the SS room where Jeff is laying down in bed...she asks Jeff where Michele is?...Jeff says probably in the GR...Jordan says no, she was back there...Jeff says she's probably laying in Kevin's bed in the HOH LOL


Jordan walks over to the dresser and says Jeff looks cute...Jeff says "you do, thank you but you do too"...Jordan says they're going to get called soon and she can't sit still...Jeff exhales deeply, closes his eyes and then stares at the ceiling...Jordan goes and sits on the stairs in the corner of the room...Jeff says he's getting more and more pissed everytime he sees Kevin and then Natalie gives him his loyalty when he's going to do that shit anyway, he's treating her like fu**ing shit too...Jordan says "calm down"...Jeff gets agitated saying that Natalie is giving him her word for what? he's not going to put her up, what word is she giving him? she waited until 5 players are left to give her word to when he's not going to put her up anyway? he's tricking her, that's not word, keep yourself safe...they get quiet for a couple of minutes...


Jordan snickers to herself, gets up and walks towards the bed...Jeff asks "what?" (because she made a face) ...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "why are you coming over here?"...Jordan says "you want me to go?"...Jeff lifts the blanket and says "no, come here, you had made this face"...Jordan sits and leans back into Jeff saying that she was laughing because of Michele, that she (Jordan) is in her way, you know, but whatever she just wants to go to the beach...Jeff says me too, with a fishing pole...enter Michele who makes it awkward. UGH


Jeff & Jordan look at each other...Jeff touches Jordan's chest area and Jordan says she knows she's ashy...Jeff says he's gotta get tanned but he doesn't want to go outside because it's too hot...Jordan agrees...Michele gets in bed...Jeff says Michele has to do this pretty soon...Michele says she just wants to go back to bed...Jeff agrees...Jordan who is feeling weird with the whole Michele situation and thinks Jeff should talk to Michele (IMO) gets up to leave but Jeff tries to hold her back meanwhile Michele announces she always smells bad 🥴


Jeff asks Jordan where she's going?...she says she'll be back...Jeff & Michele make small talk about Tom's deodorant and then they get quiet...Michele fake yawns...silence continues...Jeff closes his eyes.

Feeds switch to Jordan who is in the bathroom putting on makeup and fixing her hair. @ the 11:31am mark she leaves to go back to the SS room...





Ear rubbing

11:32-11:38am


Jordan returns to the SS room and sits on the slide...Michele and Jeff, who has his eyes closed, don't say a word when she enters...she nudges Jeff on the leg and Jeff says "what's up Jordan?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "you want me to talk to you for 3 seconds and you leave again?" (kinda true for today, lol) ...Jordan says "I'm just bored"...Jeff says "I can't entertain you every 5 minutes"...Michele interjects saying they're having a party in there Jordan says it seems like it...Jeff says they were just laying down...Jordan finally lays down snuggling into Jeff.


Jordan says Jeff smells good...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's hair and ear...Michele makes a super weird face, fake yawns and looks over at J&J briefly...Jeff taps Jordan's ear and says he always hears those heels going upstairs...


Jeff keeps rubbing Jordan's ear as they cuddle...my best word to describe it is erotic, some may have other words for it


Jordan shifts her head slightly and can't help but smile...


Jordan reaches over to hug Jeff and touch his arm, she rubs his arm briefly...


Jordan adjusts and Jeff keeps rubbing LOL

,,,Michele gets up and leaves @ the 11:37 mark...Jordan clears her throat and looks up at Jeff...she starts to shift over...


and her boob slips out of her top...Jordan says oh shit and adjusts...Jeff says "a boob? oh I missed it"...Jordan laughs…





She thinks she can replace me

11:38-11:56am


After adjusting her top Jordan whispers into Jeff's ear, it's barely audible but the gist is that Jordan feels like she is in the way of Michele & Jeff...Jeff nods his head no...Jordan says "like please"...Jeff lifts up his shirt like he does and says "that's crazy talk, who said that?"...Jordan says "I don't know, Natalie & Kevin have been saying the same thing"...


Jeff gets agitated at hearing this, he says "that's crazy, don't even let them talk, don't even tell me what they fu**ing say, I don't care, I don't give a f**k, don't tell me anything they say because I don't wanna hear it"...Jordan says no, she's serious, she kind of thinks it too...Jeff says coming from that, it's absolutely not true. Jordan says "I was about to say, she actually thinks she can replace me? No, even if I'm gone"


Jeff says that's not it at all...Jordan lays her head down on Jeff and says she hates when he gets in a bad mood...Jordan asks "will you keep rubbing my ear?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says please?...Jeff says no...Jordan says no!?...Jeff says no! and smiles...Jordan looks up at Jeff and says Jeffff...He starts rubbing 😊


Jordan says thank you and cuddles closer...Michele walks in again...Jeff asks her if she went to the DR?...Michele says no, she went to the bathroom...Michele says he was sleeping and the veto ceremony already happened...Jeff says he wishes...Jeff keeps rubbing and Jordan smiles...


Jeff asks about lockdown and they talk about it...feeds cut out...


When they return Jeff has stopped rubbing, he asks Jordan if she ate garlic?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he just smells it all the time, he says Jordan smells luminous :) ...Jordan says do I? and we get a secret smile from Jeff this time...


Michele says to get the show on the road...Jeff agrees...Jeff is rubbing again but then stops (his hand must be getting tired!) ...Jordan hugs Jeff closer...they lay still and then Jordan shifts over, her boob almost spills out again and Jeff says lemme see one, is it going to fall out?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "is it going to fall out in front of me? yesss, lemme see one"


Jordan doesn't want to, she snuggles in closer and Jeff kisses her on the forehead...they lay still again and then hear a funny noise...Jeff says it's Natalie...Jeff feels Jordan's forehead with his face and says she's warm...Jordan moves over...Jeff does as well and he closes his eyes...after a minute or two Michele is called to the DR...Jeff tells her good luck, he thinks she has it down by now...Michele leaves...


Jeff tells Jordan he forgot he has to give a speech, he says Michele is crazy, she's not doing it...Jordan says if she uses it she will flip out...Jeff says he'll shit his pants, literally...Jordan says maybe she was just saying it to get a reaction out of everyone...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks what Jeff said when Michele told him about maybe using the veto on him...Jeff says he said it was pointless and Michele asked him if he would vote against Jordan, ultimately Jeff told Michele he had her vote...Jeff laughs and says "what am I supposed to say?"


Jordan smiles and says "you butthole"...she says "then what?"...Jeff says then she left...Jordan asks if Michele asked him anything else when she came back?...Jeff says no, they didn't talk the whole time, he wanted her to go away because he didn't want to put anything in her head...Jordan says what if she does use it, omg, she will flip out...Jeff says she's not going to...Jordan says since Jeff said he would vote her out she might...Jeff says he wasn't very convincing, he didn't even say he would vote Jordan out, he just said he had her vote...Jeff smiles and says "sure Jordan", he looks at Jordan who rolls her eyes at him...Jeff through clenched teeth says "did you just roll your eyes?"...Jordan says (mockingly) "mmm, hmm, you got my vote"...Jeff says what would she say? she's lucky he even said it.


Jeff looks over at Jordan, smiling...Jordan says "she's trying to take my place" 😠


Jeff says no, she's not, she's letting her get in her head too...Jeff turns towards Jordan and they kiss...Jeff says "take my place, what a yo-yo"...Jordan says "she might feel like I'm...she might get rid of me because she feels like you wouldn't do that so she figures if she gets rid of me then she has you"...Jeff says to do what? (IMO Jeff was thinking that Jordan was meaning replace her in the relationship aspect whereas Jordan was thinking that too but meaning more as a partner in the game)


Jordan says "for y'all two to make it into the final 2 because I'm the only person in her way...girl be smoking something if she thinks that!"...Jeff's eyes open wide LOL he says "some herb?"...Jordan laughs and says "she's definitely smoking something if she thinks that"...Jeff says what?...Jordan says when they talked about being final 3, she thinks if she gets her out then they can be final 2...Jeff says that is probably what she's thinking but umm, no, that is what she's saying when she says "place".


BB calls an outdoor lockdown and they head outside...they sit on the couches away from each other and all is quiet…




Jeff & Jordan are on the block

12-12:40pm


Michele takes herself off the block, Jordan goes up in her place.

Memorable moment from the POV ceremony, this really says it all ♥


A consoling hug from the end of the BB episode where the veto ceremony aired...Jordan had changed clothes immediately...this was not shown on the feeds but happened right after the veto ceremony.





We’re such losers, it’s official!

12:48-12:57pm


Post POV ceremony...Jeff & Jordan are sitting at the kitchen counter eating sandwiches...they are both on the block...the mood is pretty somber...they mostly eat in silence...Jeff asks how Jordan's sandwich is?...Jordan nods and asks how is his?...Jeff says it's a bun buster LOL Jordan mmm, hmm's and Jeff laughs...they keep eating in total silence...after a few minutes Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't feel like just laying around?...Jeff says yep, that's exactly what he feels like doing...Jordan says she thinks to herself, should I go outside? no, I really don't want to...Jeff says him too...Jordan says maybe they're depressed, that's why they don't feel like doing anything...


Jeff says he doesn't feel like doing shit...Jeff says BB is probably thinking do something, they just sit there all day...Jeff says he's fu**ing pissed off...Jordan says she hates when he's in a pissed off mood, he better be getting in a better mood, he's not going anywhere ok?


Jeff says that makes him even more pissed off...Jordan doesn't understand why...Jeff says yes he is going...Jordan why would that piss him off?...Jeff says he doesn't like when Jordan talks like that...Jordan says what? because she's being positive?...Jeff says how is it positive that Jordan just quits and tries to get Jeff to not go anywhere and he's still going?...Jordan says it's not quitting, definitely not quitting...Jordan says if Jeff leaves on Thursday she will be pissed, she'll be mad and she'll say it on Thursday in her speech if anyone votes for her...Jordan hopes her mom won't be mad at her but...


Jordan asks Jeff where he wants to lay down at?...Jeff says she wants to lay down? he does too..."we're such losers! it's official!"...they decide to go to the GR...Jordan heads off to go to the bathroom and get her blanket...Jeff puts away his dishes and heads to the GR…





What are you going to do without me?

12:58-1:22pm


Jeff is playing solitaire in the GR while he waits for Jordan...Jordan walks in right before 1pm and lays down opposite Jeff...Jordan says she wishes they would have won the veto, she wishes it was a different competition, you know?...Jeff says "yes, I do know, I know too well"...


Jordan says that during the ceremony Kevin was looking at Natalie like he was going to trick her and choose her but then he said Jordan (as the replacement)...Jeff says "good one...fu**ing dork"...Jeff says now Kevin is up Natalie's ass because he knows he needs her vote...Jeff goes off again about how Natalie's loyalty is with Kevin...Jordan says maybe she thinks that Kevin will take her to the final 2, she knows that if it's her, Kevin & Natalie he's going to pick Natalie.


Jeff explains how he told Natalie she's 100% guaranteed safety next week if she keeps Jeff...Jeff keeps shuffling, lays out another round of solitaire and says..."last game and then we're going to get busy" 😍...Jordan giggles...Jordan says she knows if she stays she'll be going next week, she doesn't understand why Michele wants to come after her...Jeff says don't ask him, he has no idea what's going on anymore, people tell you one thing, just think it's the opposite...Jordan says she feels bad now, she wishes she had gotten rid of Kevin and kept Lydia...Jeff says the only reason he wants to stay is to knock him out so bad, the satisfaction would be overwhelming...Jeff says if he got to the finals he wouldn't win shit because people are too pissed...Jordan says you're playing a game...Jeff says it doesn't matter because he's not lasting past this week, Kevin is going to be up Natalie's ass so whatever...Jordan cocoons into her shell and Jeff keeps playing cards...


Jeff sneezes and no response from Jordan...Jeff says "nothing huh?"...Jordan says "bless you"...Jeff says "geez...where's your manners Jordan...Lloyd?...Jordan Lloyd...Jordan? Johrdan?...Joohhrdan"


Jeff finds a card just sitting to the side and says this game is tainted, he piles all the cards together, puts them back in the box and lays down next to Jordan...Jordan says "you coming over here?"...Jeff says "yeah, why are you surprised?"...Jordan says yeah, she thought he was going to lay the other way...Jeff says "no Jordan, I'm coming to lay by you"...Jordan smiles (she looks so pretty here, she's a beauty in red) ...feeds cut out...


They return with Jordan pep talking Jeff saying he has a couple more days, just rest on it and just like he said, it's not over until Julie says you've been evicted...Jeff says so he can't throw stones at Kevin?...Jordan says she doesn't want to listen to it...Jeff says he is a fu**ing asshole, it's true, can we agree on that?...Jordan says yes but she says talking about it puts them in bad moods and they end up being two lumps on a log (so funny considering they had a log rolling comp after this)


Jeff says they are, he is...Jordan knows and just reminds him he only needs one more vote, quit stressing...Jeff says Kevin is up her ass...Jordan says she should be the one upset, she's the one sitting at the jury house...Jeff says she's not going anywhere so stop saying that...Jordan says it's not fair if she stays, she'll be pissed and then she'll be out next week, she doesn't want to see Kevin win, she's going to have to ask Michele about that...Jeff says it's pointless because every word out of her mouth is a fu**ing lie but you can ask her whatever you want...Jeff says she is going crazy in there for real...Jordan says that is why you should stay because Michele is coming after her...Jeff says it's not up to Michele, it's up to Natalie and Kevin is up her ass and she has to be loyal, it makes no sense.


Jordan says they must have made a final 2 deal...Jeff says the only deal he made was a deal with the devil...Jeff closes his eyes and says they're not going to talk about it right?...Jordan says right...Jeff says "you wanna make out?"...he flashes his smile and looks at Jordan who says mmm, hmm ☺️ ...Jordan gets nervous, pats Jeff's arm and rubs it saying she really is sleepy again...Jeff says him too...they talk about the good sandwiches they had...some innuendo between them...Jeff looks at Jordan's boobs (?) and he starts laughing...


Jeff says "Jordan, what are you going to do?...without me?" 🥰 ...Jordan says be bored, sit around and have nobody to talk to (I always wished that just once Jordan would say she would miss Jeff instead of saying she'd be bored making it sound like he was just something to entertain her and pass the time) ...Jeff says everyone talks to her though...Jordan says she'll be on the beach...Jeff says or he will be, the bottom line is they're splitting up 😟


Jordan says she already put that in her head and told herself to get over it, that they're split up, she had a feeling about it, she had said they're going to try and split us up...Jeff says we split, we gone 😟


Jordan says she can honestly say she never thought she'd make it this far, the money is nice, it would help but if she got it, she wouldn't feel like she won it, she wants to feel that...Jeff says no matter who stays, they have to try their best...Jordan says she's not going to beat Michele...Jeff says you can't give up...feeds switch off of J&J @ the 1:14pm mark then return a minute later...


They are talking about some question reporters ask before they come in the house...(not sure what the exact question is but I think it has to do with taking money over something, maybe how far would you go for the money?) ...Jeff says he would have to see how things evolve in the house, nothing has changed for him since before the house, where do you draw the line, money isn't everything...Jordan says she thinks she, Jeff & Casey came into the house wanting to be friends whereas the others don't care about anybody but themselves...Jeff says that is how they are in life probably too...Jordan says it shows how people get when there's a little money involved, it's nice to have money but you could have a million dollars and still be miserable...Jeff agrees...


Jordan says she doesn't want Kevin to win...Jeff doesn't even want to look at his face, he would go after him so hard if he stayed...Jordan says if she stays she will go after him and hopefully Michele will pick her over Natalie, you have no idea what she's going to do...Jeff agrees...they get quiet and then doze off...




Jordan rests on Jeff’s leg

2:34-2:35pm


Jeff is sleeping in the GR...Jordan is laying with him...cute that she is resting her head on Jeff's leg while he sleeps...super cute! ♥ Jordan just stares into space...oh to be able to read her mind during this...


@ the 2:43pm mark Jordan sits up and gets up to leave and immediately Jeff who looks like he's in a dead sleep wakes up LOL and says "abandoning me"...Jordan says "no, I'm just bored" (there's the bored reference again that I'm not a fan of) ...Jeff says "get away from me" and surrounds himself with pillows... Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says she's using him up...Jordan says for what?...Jeff says "get outta here"...Jordan says "you want my blanket?"...Jeff says he doesn't need nothing 😔


Jordan playfully punches him in the arm and covers him with her blanket, walks out and heads outside…





Opposite & crabby in the GR

5:57-6:10


Jeff goes into the GR where Jordan has been sleeping...he wakes her up by tickling her feet...Jordan stirs and says "hi Jeff", she reaches out her hand and says "what are you doing?"...Jeff slaps her hand and says "nothin', what's up?"...he moves over to her side and sits next to her, he tells Jordan it's 6 o'clock...Jordan says is it?...Jordan starts to sit up and Jeff asks her why she came in here?...Jordan is drowsy and mumbles she doesn't know...Jeff moves over to the other side of the bed and lays down...


Jordan says "why you go the opposite?"...Jeff says it's because she just woke up and she seems a little crabby...Jordan says me? nuh-uh...Jeff says "why do you go the opposite? I've been sleeping all day and you go in different rooms, what's up?...fishy"


Jordan rolls her eyes...Jeff touches her face with his foot and Jordan says "don't wanna hear it Jeffff"...Jeff says "me neither Jorrrrdan"...Jordan says she wants Jeff to lay down there (by her)...Jeff says "what are you so crabby about?"...Jordan says she's not, she's not crabby, he's being paranoid...Jeff says "you being crabby and me being paranoid? that's not the same thing"...Jordan insists she's not crabby.


Jeff says they're such bums...Jordan thinks they're just depressed...Jeff says why does the whole house act like that then?...Jordan says they all slept like that before...Jeff says that's true, he agrees that they are a little depressed.


Jordan asks Jeff if he's been sleeping?...Jeff says yeah but he got up an hour ago and made a salad and stuff, he ate and was chilling, he let her sleep...Jeff bugs Jordan about a gross pimple she has (on her butt), Jordan thought it was a bug bite...Jeff throws a pillow over to cover it LOL Jordan feels like her face is breaking out like crazy...


Jeff says doesn't stress break her out sometimes?...Jordan says yes, she feels all these pimples coming...they get quiet for a bit and then Jeff rubs Jordan's foot (need to be touching at all times in there 😊) ...he gets to grab his drink...Jordan reaches out her hand again...Jeff high fives it and then bends down to kiss/bite her...Jordan asks did you just bite me?...Jeff says no and puts his head down near Jordan again, she wraps her hand around his neck and pulls him closer...he kisses her and Jordan pats him...


Jeff lays back down saying "I hate that, patronizing pat"...Jordan sits up and giggles.


Jeff says he can't believe he napped it up all day and they even went to bed early yesterday, he says he thinks they are depressed...Jordan says she told him it's like when you break up with someone, you sleep and you're tired, eat junk food, go back to bed and do the same thing...Jeff says he broke up with BB, it's over, Kevin broke us up, I hate him...Jordan says she doesn't want to talk about it because she gets in a bad mood...Jeff says ok...Jordan gets up to go pee...


Jordan comes back a few minutes later saying she has a song stuck in her head...Jeff says Viva Las Vegas? ...Jordan says no, the Tiffany one...Jeff says me too! the one they played this morning?...Jordan says yeah!...Jeff starts singing it and the feeds cut out...when they return Jordan is laying next to Jeff holding onto his arm (her move).


She asks if everybody is sleeping?...Jeff tells Jordan what everybody is up to, he says Kevin is up Natalie's ass...Jeff says he has an idea, give us his HOH room and he can stay down there and watch Natalie...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going back to sleep?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she just doesn't want to talk about that shit, what does she want to talk about?...Jordan says something fun and the feeds cut to Natalie sleeping!!





Jordan is becoming more like Jeff

6:37-6:51pm


Jordan joins Jeff outside who is playing cards..Jeff says it's still sticky out, he wants some beers...Jordan says she wants to lay out tomorrow...Jeff agrees and says he's going to try and sneak a workout in, he wants to get moving, he feels like a road cone...Jordan says she's not working out...Jeff says her mind is made up?...Jordan says no, she could change her mind...Jeff says flies are laying on him like he's a piece of shit, get off of me!...Jordan giggles...they get quiet while Jordan eats her cookie dough...Jordan offers Jeff half of her cookie dough, she breaks a piece off for him...Jeff says eat it, she knows she's going to...Jordan offers it anyway and Jeff laughs and takes it...Jordan says "isn't cookie dough the best?"


A plane flies overhead, Jordan looks up and says isn't that Continental?...Jeff says Southwest...Jordan thinks that Jeff said Southwest was the bomb to fly...Jeff says it wasn't him that said that, he said Virgin...Jordan is about to say something but says nevermind, pointless conversation...Jordan says she is moping, eating cookie dough and has that dumb Tiffany song in her head...Jeff says he is the exact same way...Jeff says he feels like bustin' shit...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says what else is he doing?


Jeff says "dude, these are the longest days of my life"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says they wouldn't be like this is they weren't going home so why are they acting like that?...Jordan says they always sleep, she doesn't know about Michele because maybe she's sad because Jeff is on the block...Jeff says "you gotta get over that shit"...


Jordan says there's no reason for her to act sad, she won the freaking veto...Jeff says "well, she's crazy...I don't know what the f**k her problem is"...Jordan says if she's in the jury house, she's going to be miserable for a week...Jeff says Jordan isn't going anywhere, he knows it and she knows it, Natalie ain't flipping, Kevin isn't leaving her side til Thursday...


Jeff says "I gawn and then you gawn and then we can reunite in a week unless somebody takes you to the finals because they think their shot is better with you and then you win and I get tickets"

(Very close Jeff but she would win and take Natalie 😉)


Jordan says Michele won't take her, Kevin wouldn't...Jeff says if Natalie makes it, she's going to win for no reason at all, she'll win (WRONG! lol) Jordan says you think so? you think Lydia would vote for her?...Jeff says if it was against Kevin no way, if she was against me, yeah, don't you think?...Jordan says no, that would be playing favorites, heck no...feeds switch and then come back a minute later


They continue talking end game...Jeff says with this cast Natalie would win because she made more sandwiches than Jeff LOL Jeff says the end votes don't matter because he's going home, who cares...Jordan says she should have sent Kevin home before Lydia...Jeff says maybe...Jordan says Lydia was acting like a crazy person and coming after Jeff and she thought she was making the right move, it's the what if game...they go over what if scenarios...Jordan says she's mad at Kevin...Jeff says he's super pissed at him, he can't even talk about him, he starts getting bubbly, like his blood starts to boil, he has to bite his tongue so he doesn't say something stupid, the main reason he wants to stay is to get that mofo out...


Jordan says Natalie doesn't believe a word Michele says...Jeff says the spider is back, Jordan noticed but didn't say anything...Jordan says her face is breaking out...Jeff grabs her side with his hand and pulls her onto him...Jordan lays down on his chest and he rubs her back...Jordan giggles...Jeff wants to know what's so funny...Jordan says on Thursday when one of them leaves she would say TTYN!...Jeff laughs and says that would be a good one, he would laugh...Jordan says at least she made a new BFF, you know it would go perfect with that show...


Jeff laughs and says that's a good one to say right as you're walking out the door...Jeff says that would be a good one for Jordan to say to him, if he said it people would be like dude, wtf?...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he'd have to explain he only heard of it two days ago. Jordan asks if she's hurting his stomach?...Jeff says no...Jeff laughs again and says it's so funny (TTYN), he doesn't know why he never heard of that.


They keep smiling, laughing about TTYN...Jeff says he almost feels like going in the pool...Jordan says she thought about going night swimming earlier today...Jordan asks Jeff to play with her hair, he does.


Jeff says she's becoming more and more like him...Jordan, with a beaming smile on her face, says why?...Jeff says whaddya mean why? play with your hair, before you didn't even like it (true!)


Random fact by Jeff: he wants to go to a carnival Jordan says and eat cotton candy?...Jeff says just play games like a little kid...Jordan says she doesn't like the games, she likes the rides...Jeff says take his little niece there or something...Jeff says what's the date? it's almost September? holy f**k...Jordan says her dad's bday is Sept 20th, are they still going to be there?...feeds switch off J&J...





Jeff testy on the elliptical

7-7:10pm


Jeff is working out on the elliptical, Jordan comes outside to talk to him.


Jordan says "I told you you should be in the same spot when I get back"...Jeff says "you never are"...they high five each other...Jordan says he should have waited...Jeff says you always ditch me...Jordan says "no, I don't"...Jeff pushes her hand away and Jordan says "why are you pushing me away?"...Jeff says because they have to get used to spending no time with each other 😕 Jordan asks why?...Jeff says because it's over...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says "it hurts, yeah Thursday we gawn...adios bitches, TTYN!"...Jordan says TTYNNN, he has to say it like that ok?..they laugh.


Jeff says he can't say it, Jordan has to say it, it's hers, it's a good one...Jordan says if she walks out she'll say it...Jeff says yeah, yeah (1st sign of testiness) ...Jordan says she's going to be nervous, she'll say Jeff does my hair look bad? TTYN!...Jeff asks if they are going to make out? or a big movie kiss? I can hump your leg if you want?...Jordan says "no"...Jeff laughs...Jeff says one of them is going home regardless so they can plan whatever they want...Jordan says he can bend her over and kiss her (she leans back like a dramatic movie kiss)...Jeff says he can bend her over like this (he mimics a sexual pose, lol)


Jordan says "noo!! Jeff! I'm not talking dirty"...Jeff says why not? let's go out with a bangaroo...Jordan says so people will remember them?...Jeff says let's make them fishbowl us and we'll go at it 😘


Jordan sits on the couch...Jordan says Jeff has to do the kiss so people will remember them...Jeff thinks they will anyway...Jordan says they'll say the cute couple Jordan & Jeff, BFF's...Jeff says who said that? DR?...Jordan (gets caught) says noooo...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she was talking about something totally different, she says she has no reaction anymore when asked questions in the DR...Jeff says the same or he goes off on tangents about things, he gets so pissed off (about Kevin) in there, he even goes off after being asked what he ate today, he rambles on forever.


Jordan talks about her leaving again and IMO Jeff is clearly getting upset with her constantly doing this when they both know, he knows in his heart he's the one going


Jordan says "if I leave I won't be mad at you"...Jeff's face changes and he says "thanks Jordan...you're not going nowhere"...Jordan says he better not me mad at her...Jeff says he won't be, why would he be? it's not her fu**ing decision...Jordan says if she stays and wins she promises to buy him Bears tickets...Jeff says they will work something out...Jordan says "season tickets to the Bears game, you're taking me to Hawaii, I'll pay for the other stuff"...Jeff says he doesn't know about that...Jordan says why!?...Jeff says what is with her and Hawaii?...Jordan says she wants to go, she's never been...Jeff says he hasn't either...


Jordan says ok, here we go, what if a volcano erupts when they're there?...Jeff says it would be awesome, they would end it...Jordan says no, they would die...Jeff says oh, well, they'd go out with a bang...Jordan starts up again saying "ok, so..."


Jeff starts getting pissy saying he doesn't want to talk about if they win, all he knows is that one of them is going home Thursday, let's stick to that, ok, so if I'm leaving Thursday, what do you want?...


Jordan says she wants his Aurora sweatpants and hat and another shirt, he can have her Luminous...Jeff says he doesn't want it...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says she can keep it, so those other dickheads won't use it, he doesn't want to give them NOTHING!...Jordan says he can take it, she has the booster remember?...Jeff says yeah, yeah (2nd sign of testiness)


Jeff says he's giving her the other sweatpants not the Aurora ones...Jordan says the grey ones...Jeff says ok, he used to have grey Aurora sweatpants but someone horked them...Jordan realizes who Jeff is talking about when he says he "used" to have them and she says did you? 😏


Jordan starts up yet again...she says "whoever leaves on Thursday and if the other person doesn't win the money, I'm going to be pisssssed"...Jeff says "yup...if the other person doesn't get to the final 2...like if I leave and you walk in next week, I'll be pissed"...Jeff says Jordan knows she's not going anywhere...Jordan says "you don't know that"...Jeff says Natalie was there when he went to go change and one second later Kevin was in that bedroom...Jeff laughs...Jordan says if she doesn't change her mind, it will be a tie and Kevin splits it, it will either be 2-0 or 1-1.


Jeff says "he's gawn, oh well, you gotta win otherwise I'll for real TTYN"...Jordan does not like hearing this, LOL and makes a weird face...she says if Michele wins, she's coming after her...Jeff disagrees saying she's got no reason to...Jordan says she told her...Jeff says it doesn't matter because she says everything, why the f**k would she want you out? makes no sense...Jordan says either way, she's going to be so bored (again with her bored comment), she'll have nobody to talk to...Jeff says yup, they're both fu**ed, stay or go, he has to go sit with a bunch of douchebags and Jordan's days will seem like weeks.


Jordan randomly asks Jeff what if he walked in the jury house and they had strippers in there for him?...Jeff says it would be awesome, what if they just said you go home, that would be the best...Jordan gets up to leave and says she doesn't like that thing, the elliptical, does Jeff?

Jeff throws a stone saying "well it's better than sitting on your fu**ing ass all day"...Jordan says thanks 🫤 and walks inside.





Praying mantis reunion

7:53-7:58pm


Jeff is working out with weights...Jordan comes outside again, she says "look at you"...Jeff says he's doing something productive...Jordan tries to help him take the heavy weight off the bar and he says watch your toe, takes it from her and ends up stubbing his own toe LOL Jordan notices the praying mantis that is still there, they end up having a mini reunion.


Jordan asks where he is?...Jeff shows her, he says he was walking and he almost kicked it...Jordan says omg, do they fly?...Jeff says they hop...Jeff tells Jordan to touch him and he nudges her towards it...Jeff says to kick it's butt LOL Jordan says nooo...Jeff says for Jordan to touch his butt with her shoe...Jordan says "noo, you do it"...Jeff says "just do it"...Jordan says "noo, you do it"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says what if it gets her?...Jeff says it will jump the other way...Jordan says for Jeff to do it, not her...Jeff says get him out of the way...Jordan needs a stick...Jeff shows her a piece of hay to use...Jordan says that means she would have to bend down further...Jeff shows her with his foot how to shove him over...Jordan says no, what if it jumps on her shoe and gets her?...Jeff says it won't because it's facing the other way.


Jordan eeeks and Jeff says go, go, go!...Jordan says Jeff knows something, what does it do?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he insists it will go the other way...Jordan says he wants it to jump on her so she'll scream, she will really scream...Jeff says he does want to see what happens but doesn't think anything will...do it! c'mon just touch his butt...Jordan bends down but can't do it...Jeff says it's facing the other way, touch it!...


Jordan takes off her slipper saying she's scared, she nudges her slipper forward to touch it...Jeff is getting a kick out of it and laughing, telling her go, go...Jordan nudges it and it flies over about 2 inches LOL They are satisfied but Jeff feels like he should throw it into the bushes...Jordan says to get it out of harm's way?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she could easily have kicked it...Jeff says he almost did...Jordan says it will fly...Jeff should pick it up, she wants him to pick it up...Jeff says he did in the pool...Jeff tries to get it to go into the pool cleaner sieve, he says get in there, he's trying to help a brotha out 🙏


Mission accomplished! Jeff is about to throw it back in the bushes and says "go back in your fake habitat" but Jordan says to put it in the garden, he will like that better (awww)...Jeff says yeah, she's right and he puts it in there, he says get in there yo-yo, he knows what's up...Jordan says she feels like there's bugs on her all the time and then that spider is back and there's a bee on the ground over there...Jeff says the ants are eating it...Jordan is grossed out and says ants are gross creatures, she hates any type of bug...Jeff says even Praying Mantis?...Jordan says yep...Jeff starts lifting weights again...





Cute sweaty bickering in the BY

7:57-8:14pm


Jeff starts lifting weights after putting the Praying Mantis in the garden...Jordan is sitting on the weight bench watching him lift...Jordan asks how much he is lifting?...Jeff says 95lbs...Jordan says wow...Jeff says it's not a lot, he's just trying to get through a workout.


Jeff exhales deeply and says "God...I can't believe I'm so fu**ing lazy and not me and just gross...well at least I'm pulling out this workout and I haven't smoked in two days"...Jordan says "that's good, don't smoke"...Jeff says he's not but you would think this was when he would want to smoke more...Jordan agrees and says she understands how Casey felt...Jeff says he was getting gross, he felt it inside because he was smoking too much but he's telling Jordan, she thinks he smokes like that all the time but he doesn't...Jordan says she bets he does...Jeff says he doesn't, how could he stop then for 2 days, 3 days, etc...Jeff starts saying the days he usually smokes when out of the blue...


Jordan says "you look cute sweaty" 😍

Jeff says yeah? and flicks some sweat on her...Jordan says eww, Jeff, blech...no sweat....Jeff laughs...Jeff says BB is going to put together a whole tape of him leaning in to kiss Jordan and him getting denied, what's up? LOL Jordan says he never gets denied (huh? that's a lie )


Jeff says "Julie said what's up? you got denied over here"...Jordan said she did?...Jeff says didn't you hear her on the live show? she said what's up with getting denied....Jordan says well, this Thursday you won't get denied...Jeff says "why you gotta bring that up for?"...Jordan says either one of us...Jeff says he is going to be so pissed he won't even be in the mood to fu**ing joke around (he was right!) ...Jordan says that's not how he wants to remember him, cuz that's not him.


Jeff says "whatever, let's fu**ing do it right now, f**k it" (whoa there Jeff) ...Jordan says do what?...Jeff says get me outta here...he starts lifting again.


Bickering escalates here IMO due to Jordan continuing to keep the charade going that she actually might be the one going home, the writing is on the wall though...


Jeff says it's over, he's got no votes and he's not talking to Kevin...Jordan says he's starting to piss her off...Jeff says what does she want, one of them has to go and she brought it up not him...Jordan says she's not even going to say what she's thinking because they will get into a fight or argument...Jeff says it doesn't matter what she thinks, it matters what they do...Jordan says he's being a sorry loser right now...Jeff says what does she want him to do, he's not complaining...


Jordan says she could go home too, do you see her acting like a sorry loser?...Jeff says she's not going home, he wishes he was her, he wouldn't be a sorry loser either because she's not going anywhere...Jordan says he doesn't know that...Jeff says she does know that...Jordan says he has Michele's vote...Jeff says so what? she has Natalie & Kevin's (yep!)...Jordan says Jeff doesn't know, on Thursday Natalie could change her mind and then he'll be what? all happy go lucky?...Jeff smiles and says yeah! what? like you are!?...Jordan says she's not happy go lucky...Jeff says yeah, you are fu**ing skipping around out here ...Jordan laughs and says yeah right, she came out here to talk to him...Jeff says yeah, whatever...whaddaya want? Jeff laughs...Jordan says he's pissing her off!...


Jeff says what's up? she brought it up...Jordan says she didn't, she's trying to hang out with him and talk to him and he's just being negative, quit being so negative...Jeff says he can't wait to get the f**k out of there, he can't take this shit man, he just wants to live in a cave for 2 weeks.


Jordan gets up to leave and Jeff says "where are you going?"...Jordan says inside...Jeff says no way...Jordan says what? you're being negative...Jeff says will you bring us some water? that will bring us closer (LOL)...Jordan says please?...Jeff says "please Jordan" and she goes inside and gets Jeff some water...she brings it out and Jeff says "thank you, you're the best"...Jordan asks if he wants her to make a plate of food for him and save it...Jeff says no, he'll do it, he needs to finish working out and shower, he asks if Jordan ate?...Jordan says they're all in there, she's going to wait.


Jordan sits down while they talk about Jeff making some food that will give them diarrhea but give her the heads up about it. Jeff burps...Jordan says you're always making food for everyone else...Jeff says and also evicting people too...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says it hurts...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says it is...


Jeff asks if there's an America's player?...Jordan doesn't think so, they talk about the possible twist with the Pandora's box, they think it's over because they got their money...Jordan got excited when she saw the card in the DR thinking it was a twist but it was the money instead...they go over how much each person won...Jeff says he was packing it in, if he had a bowl or a bag he would have had more...they are happy they at least got that money...


This is what Jordan won and Jeff won over 3K


Jeff is happy he got Hawaii too...Jordan says that is at least $5000.


Jeff lifts again, stops and says this is bad but he almost feels good he took the Hawaii trip away from Russell and he got nothing...Jordan says Russell was so bitter about that wanting to take his family...Jeff says well how about he take the 10G's he won and take his family to Hawaii but whatever, it does make him feel better he took that from him and he only got that massage...


Jordan says he's such a douche...J&J talk about how it will be when Jeff goes to jury...Jordan says if he leaves and she sends him Kevin, it will be Jeff's best moment...Jordan says the whole jury house is the people we were all against...Jeff wishes the jury house was the first group of people that left...they say that jury house would be awesome...Jeff says he'd rather live in a cave with that crew rather than the douchebag crew in the beach house. LOL


Jordan says she has nothing to say to any of these people if Jeff leaves...Jeff says they will still talk to her...Jeff lifts again and Jordan says she feels like she has boogers in her nose all the time...Jeff says he does too, he always feels like he is picking it...Jordan wants a margarita with salt and a double shot of tequila, doesn't it sound good?...Jeff says "you know what sounds good? walking into a shitty bar and playing a song that I just want to hear and just having people everywhere...he'd be so happy to see someone new"


Jordan says she wants to go out...Jeff says he wants to go out so bad especially when you get to this point and you feel all hope is lost, you just want to get the f**k out of here...Jordan says at least if Jeff goes to jury and she doesn't, he has a chance to win America's Player...Jeff says she said there wasn't one...she says no, she thought he meant another twist not America's favorite player...Jordan explains what happened with that before and of course, Jeff would get it (yep!) ...Jeff says he has a good chance...Jordan thinks so too, it's 25,000...Jordan says maybe they shouldn't talk about it, the viewers (might not like it)...Jeff says maybe there isn't one.


Jordan says Natalie told her that only the 3rd or 4th place person usually wins (dig at Jeff, lol)...Jeff laughs and says yeah right she's going to win America's best player for not even winning one competition...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he's being fu**ing sarcastic!...Jordan says he thought he was being for real...Jordan says Kevin has to go next week, he told Jordan he might consider taking her to the final two because he can't beat Natalie but she knows he's lying...Jeff says tell him to beat off, be as fake as they are, do what you have to do to get by...Jordan says she's going inside to fix a plate...Jeff says see ya later...





Jeff’s frustration is evident

8:53-9:02pm


Jeff is eating at the kitchen counter...Jordan is standing nearby...Jordan is saying something about once, meaning you or me, I'm not saying you! (I think she was talking about once someone is evicted)

Jeff says if there weren't cameras around he would fu**ing slap her right now, he laughs...Jordan says no you wouldn't...Jordan starts putting away dishes...she says she likes Jeff better this week, he's been more fun...she says "don't you like me better this week? I think I've been the nicest ever"...Jeff doesn't answer right away so Jordan says "never mind"...Jeff says she knows he's going home so she's having a fu**ing pity festival with him...Jordan says she didn't say that...Jeff says that's what it is though, he nods his head yes.

Jordan raises her voice and says "Jeff! I told people to vote for you!...ok!?"

Jeff says "ya, but it doesn't matter Jordan"

Jordan makes the point that for someone to do that and stick up for you...

Jeff says he knows, that is awesome, he said it a million times...

Jordan says so...

Jeff says that is so cool but it's all for nothing...

Jordan says "so don't get all frustrated with me, I didn't do anything"

Jordan says she is sick and tired of doing these dishes...Jeff opens his eyes wide and says "what?"...Jordan repeats what she said and he says "don't do 'em"

Jordan starts walking around to where Jeff is and says "you know how many dishes are probably in the jury house?"

Jeff says "oh man! see? you get me fu**ing thinking about shit!"

Jordan puts her arm around Jeff's neck and says sorry.


Jeff says "it's going to be a fu**ing nightmare in that

place"...Jordan pats his neck and walks back to the other side of the counter...


Jeff keeps destroying his food with his fork LOL Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to walk with her?...Jeff nods no...Jordan says thanks...Jeff feels bad so he says "when are you gonna walk, maybe I'll walk with you"...Jordan says when he's done eating...Jeff says maybe more like a stroll...Jordan says perfect timing.

Jordan keeps washing dishes saying she hates being called into the DR one after the other..Jeff says it's because they're both on the block..Jordan doesn't want to talk about anything...Jeff says he's so bitter, he doesn't even want to see himself later looking so bitter, he doesn't even like himself right now, he doesn't even want to look in the mirror, he's glad Jordan is in the way...


Jeff says he's going to fast forward a lot of stuff when he watches this season...Jordan says she will watch but won't want to watch, when she sees herself she's going to go ugh, I look so gay...Jeff says oh, don't say that, otherwise you gotta go home...Jordan says he would want her to say that...Jeff says "Kevin, Jordan said gay inside" 😳



Jordan says the thing that pisses her off was Russell putting stuff in Kevin's head and Russell saying the best bday present would be sending Jeff to the jury house...Jeff says they are going to be so happy when he walks in that door...Jordan says please let there be something, a twist...Jeff says it's over, he says the twist is for you guys in the final 4 to help you guys...Jeff says Jordan needs some help...Jordan says with what?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says tell me...Jeff says with everything, with the game, he says is she going to dominate and knock everybody out?🧐


Jordan says she would hope...Jeff says he hopes so too 😊

Jordan says he's saying that because he doesn't think she will.

Jeff says he hopes she does...Jordan says she knows he doesn't think so.

Jeff says he does think so...Jordan disagrees...Jeff says "really? how come I'm the only one that believed in you the whole fu**ing game?"


Jordan says that Jeff thinks that probably Michele...Jeff says so stay with Michele, don't be stupid...Jordan says she is coming after her...Jeff says no, she's not...

Jeff raises his voice and says "don't fu**ing listen to them! F**K!!...it makes no fu**ing sense to come after you, none! don't listen to what those fu**ing assholes tell you"

SILENCE...............................................................................


Jordan gets up and leaves...Jeff keeps eating...

Jordan comes back and says she's going to walk, he can walk with her if he wants...Jeff says ok, let me finish eating...Jordan goes outside.





Jeff watches Jordan get ready

9:37-9:51pm


Jordan is in the bathroom taking a shower and is now seated shaving her legs...Jeff comes inside and calls out for her "Johhrdan...where are you?"...Jordan tells Jeff she's in the bathroom shaving her legs..Jeff comes in and lays down on the lounger...Jeff says "you shower and then shave your legs?"...Jordan says no she always takes baths so she figured shower, shave and then shower again, she had to take a break..Jeff asks shouldn't the water be running?...Jordan points out she has a container with water to dip her razor, she says haha, prepared...Jeff says "Jordan, see you're smart"...Jordan says thanks Jeff..Jeff says "so...intuitive"...Jordan says always thinking...Jeff says yeah...Jordan turns around and smiles at Jeff while closing the shower door...Jeff says "you always look like a racoon too" 🦝 ...Jordan says it's because of the liquid eyeliner, she can't use her pencil one...Jeff says never ever wear that again.


Jeff tells Jordan he just won in solitaire...Jordan says good job...Jordan says tomorrow they will lay out and not be bummed...Jeff laughs and says how hard is it to sleep by the pool, they're so fu**ing lazy...Jeff says at least he worked out and she kinda walked...Jordan says she walked a little bit and then she was like ewww...Jeff says at least they did something.


Jordan says Jeff got the chair in the DR soaked from sweat...Jeff says he did?...Jordan thinks it was him, no one else was in the pool or hot tub...Jeff laughs and says did you say something?...Jordan sat down and was like dammit Jeff but she's over it now...Jeff says cuz she's in the shower...Jordan says exactly, she doesn't feel as dirty...Jeff says she's a dirty bird...Jordan says she doesn't feel as clean taking showers...Jeff thinks it would be the opposite.


Jordan says she thinks her implants look weird from the side...Jeff says lemme see :) ...Jordan says no...Jeff says what? (same routine, lol) ...Jordan says she will show him on Thursday...Jeff slyly says "yeah, I'm leaving on Thursday, lemme see 'em"...Jordan says excuuuuse me...Jeff says "excuse you what? you've been holding those in front of me all game...week one you were supposed to show me & Braden"....Jordan says "well you weren't in here when I showed everyone"...Jordan says she hasn't even seen them in the mirror yet...Jeff says "how about this? I don't even wanna see them, how about that?"...Jordan says OK, your loss...Jeff says no, you lost...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "it's over, no more, you get your own bed...I'm cutting ties with everybody...with you, everybody...I'm over it"


Jordan has gotten out of the shower and is putting Vaseline under her eyes...Jeff looks at her and Jordan says why she's putting the Vaseline on...Jeff says how did you know I was going to ask?...Jordan says because he was looking at her funny...Jordan takes her eye makeup off, she then puts on face cream and catches Jeff looking at her...she asks why he is staring at her?...Jeff says "what else do you want me to do Jordan?...he's bored (Peyton voice)"


Jordan gets back in the shower to change into her Easter egg towel and says she doesn't know how she's going to put him into her phone...Jeff says what do you mean? at the finale?...Jordan knows but she means she doesn't want to put him in as Jeff because her dad's name is Jeff and if he sends her a funny text saying let's make out or something she thinks that would be weird so she wants to put him in...Jeff says this is crazy but how about you put it in as Jeff Big Brother, that might work.


Jordan says what if someone stole her phone and then they would know and have his number...Jeff says put him in as Lincoln or JeffBB...Jordan says JBB or something...Jordan destroys her wet hair with her brush LOL Jordan says he can put her as Jordo in his phone...Jeff says JordanBB...Jordan says Jordo...Jeff says he has a Jordan on his phone already...Jordan says Jordo...Jeff says Jordo? do I call you Jordo? sometimes...Jordan says her friends at home call her Jordo...Jeff says all these dorks call you Jordo...Jordan says they call her Jordy...Jeff says ugh, even worse (agreed!)


Jordan says what about Gucci?...Jeff laughs and says no way!...Jordan says how about TTYN?...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says for talk to you never...Jeff says he's going to do that all the time...Jordan laughs.

Jeff says the first couple of weeks are going to be like the dumbest text messages...Jordan says what are you doing stupid? what's up? how's work? boring, it sucks...Jeff says he will almost wish he was back at the house doing nothing...Jordan says he knows she will be aggravating him.


Jordan puts product in her hair and giggles to herself...Jeff asks her what?...Jordan says she was just thinking about stuff...Jeff says what? tell me, tell me (super cute!)


Jordan says just text messages she would send him.

Jordan continues doing her hair and says this is better than blowdrying it...Jeff says what is that? what are you doing?...Jordan says it's mousse, she doesn't have to worry about blowdrying, she can wake up and it will look messy, then she puts Phomollient in it to give it that beachy, dirty look and it gives it volume so it's not so flat...Jordan looks in the mirror and notices how broken out she is and says it's the stress...Jeff just giggles at her randomness LOL


Jordan starts blow drying her hair...Jeff just watches her...Jordan flips her hair down, then flips it back up, stops the blow dryer...Jeff says "hell yeah, you look all sexy"🔥Jeff starts singing "Sexy Can I" and Jordan continues singing it...she asks Jeff if he watched For the Love of Ray J?...Jeff says he did, they talk about which girl they liked on the show, someone named Fiesty...Jordan says she will be back, she has to get her underwear...Jeff asks if she's just wearing that (the Easter egg towel) and Jordan says yes, for right now...Jordan leaves...Jeff waits...

Can I just say that Jeff looks extremely handsome during this whole exchange? Thanks :)





Jeff watches Jordan get ready Pt2

9:51-9:59pm


Jeff waits for Jordan to come back. He looks dreamy just laying on the lounger.


Jordan returns to the bathroom after getting her underwear, she goes to slap Jeff's foot but Jeff tells her not to touch the bottom because they're dirty (sandals) and she just showered...she pats his leg instead...Jeff says this place is filthy...Jordan puts lotion on while Jeff says he wonders if they're (the others) are ever going to put the floor mats back?...Jordan says she's not going to do it...Jordan puts on the Dove deodorant and Jeff says "what's up, I thought you used the other one?"


Jordan says she does, she likes the smell of his but then she doesn't like to completely smell like a boy. Jeff says the smell is the best, he told the DR that he uses the women's so it's out, it's over...Jordan says she never embarrassed him...Jeff says no, he said it a couple of times in there, he's not embarrassed, it's fu**ing awesome! he likes the smell of it, why can't he like it? BB calls Jeff out on talking about the DR


Jeff says "sometimes I like it when you just say my name" (he's talking about BB but Jordan interprets it as him liking it when she says his name)...Jordan says "for real?"...Jeff says no, yeah for real, Jeff! but he wished there were more positive comments on there...Jordan says "I do have positive comments"...Jeff says "thank you?"...Jordan realizes what Jeff is talking about and tells him she thought he meant when she says his name...Jeff says "no...I love when you say my name" ♥ Jordan says that's what she thought he meant...Jeff says that was out of nowhere?


Jeff says he loves when Jordan says "Jayeffff"...Jordan says "no!"...Jeff says when he compliments her or something...Jordan says that is when she gets embarrassed...Jeff says "it's when you get embarrassed, you say it, Jeffff...I like it"


Jordan says Jeff used to not like it...Jeff says it was because he didn't know and now he knows it's just because she's cute & embarrassed 🥰 ...and she has nowhere else to go with the conversation.


Jeff says how stupid is this but he wants to go to a football game, even if it's a high school friday night game, he wants to hear the noise, the smell in the air, people smashing each other...Jordan asks if they do that where he lives?...Jeff says when he played they didn't have that and in college they played on Saturdays too but sometimes they played schools that had lights, they would get so pumped up for night games...Jordan asks if he was good?...Jeff says yeah, he wasn't awesome but he was good for where he played, he wasn't Div. 1 prospect or anything but...Jordan says but you were good...Jeff says he was alrighty.


Jordan has put her mic on and is ready to go...Jeff looks at her wearing only her towel and says "that's what you're going to wear? put some clothes on"...Jordan says she doesn't want to, she doesn't feel like it...Jeff says just do it...Jordan concedes but says it's a towel...Jeff says she can't live in a towel, they slept all day, what are they coming to...


Jordan puts on Jeff's NY shirt...Jeff says she loves that shirt...Jordan says she is taking it over...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says he lost apparently..Jordan goes to put her white shorts on and Jeff gives her a look like he can't believe how small they are and says "whoa"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you gonna blow your nose with those?" 😂


Jordan gives Jeff a look and he laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says enough with the comments...Jeff says "what comment? what do you want me to do? I'm just sitting here, let me see those"...Jordan says no, she wears them all the time...Jeff says how come he don't know...he lifts himself up to take a look and Jordan says Jefffff!...Jeff looks at Jordan and says what? and cracks up laughing...


Jordan says "what did we just get done saying?"...Jeff says her shorts aren't as small as they looked when she held them up...Jordan says they used to not be but she's put on weight, when she gets back home she's going to have her mom help her get back in shape...Jeff asks if she walks with her ma?...Jordan says yes...Jeff asks if her mom is big about being in shape?...Jordan says yes but not obsessive, she goes and works out, she's fit, she's kind of got a form of abs, she's real tiny, like Chima, not as skinny but like 90 something pounds, she's real cute, when they go out she gets hit on and think she's her sister...Jeff looks at Jordan...


Jeff snaps out of it...asks her if she has a little creeper?...Jordan says wedgie? uh huh....Jordan plays with her hair and lifts it up off her face...Jeff says "how come you never wear your hair up...like that?"...Jordan says "I don't know...why?"...Jeff says he's just asking cuz she never does...Jordan says she doesn't think it looks good up...Jeff says he just told her it looks good (umm, you didn't Jeff)...Jordan says something about her hair being more on one side because of her part and Jeff says it looks better like that, it looks cool...Jordan decides to wear it up.

Jordan says for them to go somewhere...Michele comes in and is being giggly and awkward saying something about not losing it if you've already lost it (I'll give her that much)...Jordan says c'mon and they leave…





Strolling & football

10-10:14pm


Jeff & Jordan leave the bathroom area walking towards the SR...Jeff says that they do every single move in this house together...Jordan says not before they didn't, this is the last week now...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says they have to...Jeff waves bye to the picture wall, he laughs and says he gets so pissed...Jordan links her arm in Jeff's and says they are handcuffed...


Jeff says didn't they have that one year?...Jordan says people handcuffed?...Jeff says they had that for a week...Jordan says oh Gawd!...Jordan wonders how they would use the bathroom?


They check to see if there's alcohol in the SR but there isn't, they're disappointed...Jordan says "no whine" LOL ...they look in the fridge which seems empty...Jeff says he's gotta book some steaks for Thursday for the Last Supper...Jordan says Wednesday? (interesting that Jeff said Thursday because the real Last Supper lol was on a Thursday, maybe he was subconciously thinking that... )


Jeff asks if Jordan wants peanuts...she doesn't...Jordan tells Jeff even thought she didn't eat that much she feels like she did...Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says she loves how he is listening to her...Jeff says he's listening but it's not important or entertaining, he laughs. LOL


Jeff wonders if they should put the broccoli in the fridge...Jordan says no, that broccoli looks different...Jeff says "you could still dance with it"

They walk out of the SR and back into the kitchen area...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside or are they avoiding outside...Jeff doesn't care, he walks over to the counter while Jordan stops at the picture wall and looks at the faces...Jeff walks over there and says what?...Jordan says she's looking at the faces, she didn't notice Lydia's tattoo on her neck...Jeff didn't know it was Russell's scar, Casey was smiling in his with Kevin, Jeff says his soul patch and his hair was all that was him but he noticed Jordan's teeth, he knew it was her right away, they knew it was Braden right away.


Jordan says "Chima, I didn't really notice her"...Jeff says "Chima? she didn't have one" LOL! Jordan says "wasn't Chima in it?"...Jeff says no, Jordan thought it was Chima's hair but it was Natalie's hair...Jordan says she put Chima as one...Jeff says he put Chima first too because of when he saw hair he thought Chima...Jordan then says that Ronno with the glasses, she doesn't know why but she thought it was Michele.


Jordan describes why she confused the two and then Jeff sarcastically smiling says yeah, you had a great performance...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says he doesn't know what she did but she must have made a sandwich, he says his wasn't the best either but...he laughs and looks at Jordan...Michele says she should punch him...Jordan says isn't he mean?...Jeff says Jordan bitches about her performance and then she tells him...ugh...(he loses his train of thought here)...banter over...


Jordan says she can't believe Jeff got $3000, she's jealous...Jeff doesn't either...Jordan says she wishes she could take Jeff's money...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she only got $1700...Jeff says she should have tried harder...Jordan starts explaining what happened during the money drop...Jeff says he wants to go sit outside, they head out with Jordan saying she didn't think they'd be able to keep all that money...Jeff doesn't understand that...they sit side by side on the couches...Jeff tries to feed Jordan a peanut, Jordan says no, she's Gucci and then he says he feels like he's watching a game eating peanuts…


Jordan wants to go to a baseball game...Jeff says it's the playoffs right now...they talk about the playoffs...Jeff asks if Charlotte is trying to get a baseball pro team?...Jordan says she guesses so because they're trying to build a stadium downtown, they talk about the teams in Carolina...Jordan says football is what everybody goes too...Jeff says unless your team is good, people don't give a freak but for some reason football, everybody loves it.


Jeff says he can't wait until the Bears play the Panthers...Jordan says she knows, now she knows somebody from Chicago she can run her mouth to, she's serious, she says if she was up in Chicago watching the game she'd be all decked out with her Panthers jersey...she says she's not sure if it's a Steve Smith or Jake Delhomme jersey, she just tried to pick out the cutest one LOL...


Jeff says if it's Steve Smith that's cool but she probably got the stupid Jake Delhomme one...Michele who has come outside and is laying down listening in asks if the Pats play the Bears?...Jeff says not normally during regular season but they might this year because the Bear schedule is tough, they're not in the same division, the Bears play the Panthers all the time because they're in the same division.


Jordan asks if they beat the Bears all the time?...Jeff says no! they slapped you a couple of years ago when we went to the Superbowl...Jordan says yeah right for real?...Jeff says what's up Jake Delhomme? beat it!...Jeff admits the Panthers got them a couple of times, Panthers are good, Steve Smith is crazy good, they'll see this year though...sister! they're going down.


Jordan says they can bet on it...Jeff says they can bet their paychecks on it...Jeff says he can't wait...Jordan says it will already have started when they get out of there...Jeff thinks so...Jordan says she likes the Cowboys, she watched Making of the Cowboys Cheerleaders...Natalie yells from the pool table area that she loves them too...Jordan loved that show...Jeff mentions watching another reality show where one player gets a chance to make the team...they talk about the new Cowboy stadium they are building and how it's supposed to surpass any stadium out there...Jeff wonders if it's better than the Arizona one, he wants to check that thing out...talk turns...





Football/Team Green/Bloody nose

10:14-10:24pm


Jeff & Jordan continue chatting on the couch outside...they have just finished talking about football and talk turns when Jeff starts singing...Jordan says she had that song in her head when BB played it the other day, she used to hate that song, she kind of still does...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says Jay Z makes her think about her sister's boyfriend because he likes him...Jeff asks if he is ghetto?...Jordan says no, he's 28...Jeff says so? LOL ...


Jordan says normally guys get out of that ghetto stage by the time they're 23...Jeff says he doesn't know what guys are like...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand, she says he wears Ralph Lauren Polo, collared shirts and baseball hats, stuff like that...Jeff says normal, average Joe...Jordan says yeah, he knows they call him Johnny Appleseed...Jeff says yes...Johrdann :)

Jordan continues touching Jeff's hand and finds an eyelash on it...Jeff says make a wish (awww)...Jordan says she already got it...Jeff says you didn't make a wish?...Jordan says no.


Jeff says he would have freaked out if he had gone in the DR and that envelope was for him, he would have said "I knew that key was something"...Jeff says he really had no reaction the other time with the Coup d'Etat, he was like GTFO of here...Jordan asks if it was sitting like that on the chair...Jeff says yeah, exactly like that...Jordan asks if it said Jeff?...Jeff nods yes...Jordan asks if he wasn't allowed to bring the card with him because it could be found?...Jeff nods yes...


Jordan asks more but BB admonishes them for talking about production so they stop...Jordan puts her leg on Jeff's and says she bets her mom would be like "yeah!" when seeing Jeff get it...Jeff wonders if they are fans...Jordan says yes.


Jordan says her calves are shiny...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she has veins that are busted in her legs...Jeff questions what they are called, he asks Michele...Michele says spider veins?...Jordan says yeahhh...Jeff still wonders...Michele says there's another name but she forgets...Jeff says his brain is shut down in here, he says going outside of there it will be overload, living in society will be hard...


Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to rub her feet?...Jeff says now? that's a bedtime thing, you don't just rub feet in the afternoon, rub these crusty things...Jordan says she would do it if he asked her...Jeff says rub my feet...Jordan says ok...Jeff says no, she's just saying that to one up him LOL, Jordan just laughs and says God...Jeff laughs...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to split some ice cream?...Jeff says no, he ate a whole giant bowl...


Jordan says Jeff is being so boring...Jeff says what do you mean boring? she wants to rub his stinky feet? no, get fat as hell? no...he asks if she wants to go in the hammock?...Jordan says sure but Jeff wants some peanuts first, does she want ice cream first?


Jordan looks down at her tummy and pulls her shorts down a bit (implying she is getting fatter and should she have ice cream)...Jeff says hell yeah...Jordan feels like there's bugs crawling on her...Jeff says there is...Jordan shows Jeff her bikini line (?) saying that it's hard to shave (she missed a spot)...Jeff says ewww...Jordan says don't say ewww...Jeff says go get that...Jordan says go get me a razor...Jeff says let me see those, what's going on in those things?...Jordan says a party...Jeff says they look like a jersey...Jordan says no, they're not, they're cute, they're boy shorts...Jeff says lemme see them, lemme check them out...f**k yeah Jordan, what team are you on?


Jordan says it's green, who's a green team?...Jeff can't think of one...Jordan says the Packers! the Green Bay Packers...Jeff is impressed and says wow...Jeff says her undies have blue in there, they look like a rugby shirt...Jeff says "you're a Packers fan? that's like the Bears archrival"...Jordan isn't really...Jeff makes a fist LOL...Jordan likes the Cowboys because of that TV show...Jordan asks about the Bears...Jeff says they just got Jay Cutler...Jordan asks who's that?...


Jeff says he better be their savior LOL that's who he is...he hopes they're undefeated right now...does Jordan know Brian Urlacher?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says she knows nothing...Michele pipes in saying she doesn't know him too...Jordan says thank you...Jeff says they don't? he's the Bears star player...Jordan asks if he's seen him around?...Jeff says he has, he's seen his brother, everyone (in Chicago) has seen Urlacher around but he doesn't go to clubs so, he's more of a bar and a beer guy...Jordan says true...Jeff is too old to go to clubs, if he went to clubs on college night with 18 yr. olds, she would be like what are you doing?...Jeff says yeah, that would be foolish...Jordan says weird...Jeff says "and kind of creepy, creep show style"...Jeff says they might see him around for a drink special or something.


Jeff whispers "what? I'm too old? I lost?" he looks at Jordan LOL...Jordan says yesss, college night, he's too old for that...Jeff squeezes Jordan's nose...Jeff says she makes him look bad...Jordan says her nose hurts...Jeff says it's bleeding but he's just joking, he asks her if she gets bloody noses?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says don't you hate that? he gets them all the time...Jeff says he used to get bloody noses all the time, in embarrassing places, people would look at him like he did coke, he never did coke in his life...Jordan says that happened at a Mexican bar one time too...


Jeff talks about going to a Bears game one time and in the first quarter his nose started bleeding, he went to the bathroom until the end of the 3rd quarter, he almost called somebody, it was coming out like a fu**ing sieve, his friend even brought him a beer and he didn't want it, he thought maybe his blood was thin from the drinking, it looked like someone got murdered in there, he was freaking out and then he went to sit down in the 4th quarter and his friend asked him if he wanted a beer and Jeff just sat there still and said he couldn't move or else it would start again, he just wanted the fu**ing game to be overwith and then he left, he was freaking out big time, it was weird because he wasn't at home so it seemed worse..Jordan says awww...Jeff describes in more detail how he tried to stop it, he says it was big time bad...Jeff is sitting forward on the couch...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's lower back.


Jeff says he missed the whole game, it was against the Cardinals...Jordan says that's Arizona right? (Jordan knows her football) Jeff says Matt Linar, it was pre-season, f**k them...Jeff said he had awesome seats, they're Cadillac seats...Jeff says he's going to pee and get some peanuts and then they'll hammock it up...Jordan says to look for wine...Jeff says he'll look like a wine-O if he goes in there...he leaves...





Peanuts & chatter before the hammock

10:28-10:55pm


Jeff comes back to the BY couches and sits down...Jordan puts her leg on top of his lap...Jeff munches away on his peanuts...Jeff says he hopes his brother is watching and sees he wants tickets to the Bears, but whatever he can just scalp them, he's going to a Bears game for sure when he gets back...they talk about the possibility of them getting alcohol...Jeff wants some beers, Jordan wants some margaritas...


Jordan thinks Jeff pinched her leg but Jeff says he didn't, it was a bug that flew by...Jordan says she feels like the bugs are taking over...Jeff says it's over...Michele fake yawns and both Jeff & Jordan giggle to themselves 😉


Jeff brushes off Jordan's leg to sit up to play solitaire...Jordan says "here we go, Jeff & his cards"...Jeff scrapes the table to get rid of the bugs, he says they've been infiltrated...Michele says there were ants in the Rubbermaid containers...Jeff says they even got in the marshmallow jar and the lid was closed...they talk about in general how unclean food they eat is...Jordan sits up...Michele says she's getting hungry again...Jordan says the chicken was good...Jeff agrees and says eat some of the leftover...Michele wants something sweet...Jordan says she's going to finish off her Milky Way...Michele wants candy...they both go inside to get some...


Just before the 10:38pm mark Michele & Jordan come back outside and sit down to eat their chocolate...Jeff is still playing cards...Jordan offers Jeff a bite of her candy bar...Jeff says no, she can go to town...Michele asks Jordan where she got her NY shirt from?...Jordan in a non-chalant manner says Jeff...Jeff looks at Jordan, smiles, snickers and says way to say it so excited...Jordan grabs Jeff by the shoulder and pulls him back against the couch and says "Jeff, my BFF, that's where I got it from"...


Jeff is about to say now she's being patronizing but Michele asks is it a NYU shirt or just a NY shirt?...Jeff says it's from Old Navy, very expensive, but it's soft, that's what's important"...Jordan says it's all about the softness...Jeff says yeah, it's like the thread count in bedsheets...


Jeff keeps eating peanuts and Jordan joins him, Jeff says yeh, yeh...Jordan likes chocolate covered peanuts, she should make some...(they realize they have no wax paper so that idea is out the window, lol)...Jeff says the peanuts are addicting...Jordan says she's eating because she's bored, eggs sound good to her right now...Jeff says eggs? egg salad sandwich?...Michele says egg salad sandwich disturbs her...Jeff says disturbs you?...Michele says it's just gross...Jordan loves chicken salad and potato salad is good...Jeff says picnic & potato salad...Michele says she liked Dallas because they had BBQ fast food chains...Jordan says there aren't any in Charlotte...Jeff says in Texas they take their BBQ serious...Jeff says he watching those cooking shows where they get to travel 😉 and they go to Uncle Buck's and he's got the best BBQ.


Jeff complains about the ant situation but says at least they're not biting him...Michele says they are biting her, she's all bitten on her butt...Jeff gives her a look and says it's all chewed up? they make fun of her various injuries...Michele says she will need an extreme makeover on her butt.


Jordan lays down behind Jeff...Jeff says he can't believe he got $3000 today and he's like pfttt, they laugh, $3000? whatever, who cares...he says he's turned into a self centered unappreciative asshole...3G's? wtf?...Jordan surprises Jeff by tucking her arm into Jeff's shirt and rubs his belly...


Jeff says what am I doing here? is this Mickey Mouse time or what?...he says he's turned into such a fu**ing idiot in there, he hates himself, he doesn't want to look in the mirror...Natalie yells over she hardly reacted when she heard what she won...Jeff says they're such spoiled little assholes...they talk about how much they got and the rules...


Jordan rubs Jeff's back...Jeff still can't believe he had $3000 in ones, he would have never guessed that...Michele says it was almost $10000 in total...Jordan says Jeff did way better than her...Jeff says he was motoring, he was stuffed everywhere, he could barely walk, it was scraping his...yo-yo (LOL)...he was walking all over the house, looking for the key, he was telling Natalie to get away from him and she was picking up the money that was falling out of his pants...they laugh...Jeff says the best thing BB did was not tell them shit so they could jump to conclusions...Jeff plays another round...


Jordan says so far BB has given away $30000...they can't forget Lydia's TV, Michele's entertainment center, Jeff's vacation ($5000) as well...Michele says she thinks this is the most hooked up season with prizes...Jeff says he thought they had no money because of the economy...Michele says maybe they pulled in the ratings so they have more money...Jeff doesn't know about that either, maybe because it's him but he doesn't see people wanting to see him bitch all day...Michele says if she wasn't on this season and watching she thinks it would be fu**ing awesome...Jeff says really? I don't know, he thinks they are a bunch of whiny bitches...


Michele says there was drama...Jeff says he doesn't know, the show takes care of itself, you put 13 people in a house and it's over...Michele says not always, Jeff says he wishes he was on that season...Jeff moves over to the single couch...


He keeps eating peanuts...Michele decides to go inside and Jeff asks her to take the peanuts inside so he doesn't stuff himself...J&J are quiet and then Jeff sits up and says "TTYN...wanna go in the hammock?"...Jordan says yeah, let's go and they get up...Jeff says what if was TTYN bitches...Jordan says Paris would say "luv ya bitch"...Jeff says he never watched that show...Jordan says it's kind of stupid...Jeff says she said "love you bitch?"...Jordan says yes and she describes how she would mean it...





Tons of fun...begins…

10:56-11pm


Jeff & Jordan head over to the hammock, they are talking about Paris, TTYN, luv ya bitch...Jeff asks Jordan if her friends were on the show? she says no...Jeff says Jordan looks tanned...Jordan says she looks fat...Jeff says "you look like a chubbo , no you don't! you're such a loser"...Jordan says "I do!"...Jeff says "no you don't bitch"...they laugh...Jordan says he wouldn't tell her, he'd be too nice...Jeff says what are you talking about, he's an asshole...


Jordan says she thinks he would be the nice type and say no, you look great and not really tell you, like her mom, she would tell her but she would say you look fine...Jeff says it's cuz you do (look fine), her ma would tell her, she'd say "hey chunko, lay off the cookie dough" 😅Jordan giggles...Jeff says what if Jordan walked in the door and Jordan said "hey ma" and her ma said "what's up tons of fun?" 😂


They laugh...Jordan says she would be pissed...Jeff says who knows what he's going to look like, his ma might be pissed...Jordan's scared she's going to look chubby on camera...Jeff wonders if his ma is going to be fired up...Jordan says for what?...Jeff says cuz he's a yo-yo...Jordan says how is he a yo-yo?...Jeff just feels like he is...Jordan says no...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says no, now if he acted like Russell or some other people in the house then his ma might think that...Jeff says how about everyone talking smackeroo about him?...Jordan says when?...Jeff says all the time, nobody liked him in here...Jordan says it's only because of Russell & Jessie who were jealous of him...Jeff thinks so for real even though it sounds a little arrogant on his part but he doesn't see any other reason why…


Jordan says she always thought they were...Jeff says he never put it together but it seems odd to even think that way...


Jordan says she thinks it's also because they sit there and flex their big muscles...Jeff has muscles too but he's not bodybuilder muscle and maybe they think still after all that all the girls would say Jeff was hot and they would be jealous...Jeff makes the cutest face and says "I have muscles?" he smiles at Jordan...Jordan says he does have them but he's not like a bodybuilder, she doesn't think that is cute either, guys with a bunch of muscle like that isn't cute...Jeff says "how about mine?'"...Jordan says cute.


Jeff says you like a little fun?...Jordan says if she didn't think it was cute she wouldn't be...hanging out ;) Jeff says "what are you saying? if I got overweight you wouldn't talk to me?"...Jordan says oh, yeah, she definitely would, she likes people with a little bit of fat, not like hanging over their pants fat...Jeff laughs and says there's a line she draws...Jordan says Jeff has a good body...Jeff says he'll take it, thanks for the compliment...Jordan says you're welcome, she's making his head bigger...Jeff says he needs some pumping of his tires, he's flat right now...Jordan asks what else he wants to hear?...Jeff says that's it, he's filled up, he doesn't like all that shit, he's not a bozo...Jordan asks if he gets embarrassed?...Jeff says he kind of doesn't like it, once in awhile it makes you feel good for sure, when people say it...Jordan asks if people say it a lot...Jeff says no, he likes it when people say it but it's hard to react to that...





Drinking & laughs

11-11:06pm


Jordan says she feels like there are bugs crawling on her, they're all over her blanket...Jeff points out they are going after the wine stain on her blanket, she looked like a drunk old lady that night wrapped up in her blanket and her glass of wine spilling out the sides...Jeff laughs and pokes fun how Jordan was...Jordan fake punches Jeff and says no, I wasn't...Jeff says that Jordan was saying she wasn't drunk and she dropped her hair clip right in her wine, he was about to say gimme that wine so he could drink the rest of it and then the thing fell right in there and he was like 'gross' LOL


They laugh...Jordan says she was, she drank the whole bottle..Jeff says she was filling up her glass right to the top...Jordan says she was planning on getting drunk, she was in the DR confesshing... ...Jeff says "confesshing?"...Jordan says "everything..." Jeff says "and you went back for more"...Jordan giggles and puts her head in Jeff's shoulder all embarrassed...Jordan says she wanted to find Sean (the producer) to finish her DR...Jordan gets called out by BB...Jeff says not to use their names (DR people)...


Jordan says she knows she was tipsy, she can't wait to go home and drink liquor...Jeff says they're going to be fu**ing smashed out of their gourds...Jordan giggles...Jeff says his friends are going to want him to come over and he'll be like come get me because he'll have 2 drinks (and he'll be drunk)...Jordan says she's going to have a pity party at the bar and be drunk...Jeff says oh, yeah for sure...Jeff says he can't wait to go to his buddy's restaurant...Jordan asks is that all he does? when she pictures Jeff in Chicago (watch Jeff's cute smile here 😍...I think he liked Jordan picturing him in Chicago iykwim) she pictures him going to the movies, renting a movie & sitting at home watching it by himself...Jeff laughs...and then going to his friend's restaurant every single night after he gets off work and that's it...Jeff says no...Jordan says the way he talks it makes it seem that is all he does, go to his buddy's restaurant...Jeff says Fridays!...Jordan thinks the rest of the week too...Jeff says no, not at all, Friday nights is his night over there, he said if anyone wants to kill him he wouldn't be hard to assassinate cuz he's there every Friday.


Jeff says he & his buddy Joe, they meet up there every Friday, he calls him, as he told Jordan he doesn't really go out during the week, he's good, he works out all week, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do anything which she doesn't believe, he watches movies and then Friday comes, (insert hand gestures here, lol) he's all jumping around work, at 3 o'clock he's ready to bust out of there, maybe he squeezes in a workout, most times no, he goes home, jumps in the shower, puts on a throwdown (Jordan imitates Jeff's hand motion here), then he calls his buddy to see what time they're meeting at the restaurant (pfffttsssssss, hand motion), he'll meet him there, go there, drink, get liquored up, turn around and his buddy is MIA all the time, his buddy Joe, he pulled a Melendez...Jordan asks why? what does he do?...Jeff says it's his last name, he just leaves when you're not looking, you're talking to someone and call over to him and he's gone and you're like fu**ing asshole, he pulled a Melendez.


Jeff says he just disappears all the time, now it's his MO, it's been going on for years because he has enough and he just takes off...Jordan laughs, she says so Jeff has one friend that disappears and doesn't say bye, another that has anger issues that yells at you...Jeff says yeah and he's the bartender, Tony's the fighter, the anger one...Jeff & Joe go there and sit and say what's up? if they're 10 minutes early and Tony is pissed off, all the tickets are running over the bar and it's his brother's restaurant and his ex-gf used to work there and Tony will say "you think you're so fu**ing cool" and they'll say Tony, where's my fu**ing Merlot? and he'll say "f**k you!"...Jordan just laughs...


Jeff says Tony's brother has to come and help him make drinks and Tony will say "I don't give a f**k", he's not making any drinks and the tickets keep running and (the brother) will ask Joe, how long have you been here?..they say 15 minutes, they're asked if they have no drinks? Jeff says look at those tickets, they ain't getting a drink for awhile, he'll say 'Tony, get me get a drink' and Tony says "go f**k yourself!"...they laugh...



Jordan says "so Tony is Mimmo's brother?"...Jeff says no, Tony is the bartender at his brother's restaurant, he's the fighter but he bartends, now he knows but before he didn't know how to make drinks, his buddy Joe would crack jokes and say "hey Tony, we need a glass of milk for Table 5, you know what's in there?"...Jordan doesn't respond by laughing too much so Jeff asks if she gets it?...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says he thought that was a good one LOL ...they laugh...Jeff thought it was funny...Jordan did too...Jeff says so that is a Friday and it's funny and then Joe pulls his...he gawn! and then a couple streets up is this bar in Edison park, a couple of bars and he goes there on Fridays and that's it, that's Friday.


Jordan asks about Saturday?...Jeff says Saturday he goes to the city, downtown...sometimes meet at the restaurant...Jordan asks what's in the city? not clubs right?...Jeff says he has a buddy Paul, that always has something up his sleeve, they go to 5 different places where they know people, that's all...Jordan does the tssssssss/hand motion and Jeff does it too saying they get drinksssssss 😄





Hammock time - Bad decisions, rules & curses

11:05-11:18


After Jeff describes his typical Friday, It's Jordan's turn to tell Jeff a little bit about her life in Charlotte...Jordan says on Fridays she works 5 to 2, same on Saturday & Sunday then Monday it's her day off so she goes out and gets drunk, if she's off on the weekends she meets up with her girlfriends, gets wasted, eats breakfast, passes out, same old thing, it gets really old going to the same places, same bars but from working there she got to know a lot of people so she could bypass the line and some people would get her free drinks...Jeff says from working in the industry you get to know a lot of people...Jordan says but then you're a big drunken mess, Jeff knows exactly what's she's talking about.


Jeff says you get off at 2 and try to grab a drink before that other bar closes, then you have a drink or two there...Jordan says they always give you doubles...Jeff says that bar is closed, you get one there and then the next one is closed and then you end up going home and drinking there and it's 8 in the morning...


Jordan tells a story about how her and her friends got really drunk one night, Jordan somehow got separated from half of them and she was with one group, this one friend of hers ended up going with the other group to a strip club getting wasted, meeting this guy and it was his bachelor party and they ended up going home & having sex...Jeff is wait, who? your friend?...Jordan says her friend had sex with a guy on his bachelor party...Jeff says "the guy who's getting married? what a hoorah"...Jordan says she's not, she was just wasted out of her mind...Jeff says oh, yeah right...


Jordan says they ended up flirting at the strip club, woke up and this guy was in her bed, they had sex, turns out...(watch Jeff's face, lmao)...the guy she slept with, Jordan's friend's friend, her older brother knew the girl he was marrying, the fianceé 😉 how random is that? and he told the fianceé...Jeff says no! that he banged my sister?...Jordan says the wedding was called off, how crazy is that?...Jeff says dude, who is dumb enough to bang another chick on their bachelor party?...Jordan says maybe they were just that wasted, she thinks guys make stupid decisions when they're really drunk like that (umm, girls do too!)...Jeff says come on, that's the lamest one...and to bang someone in the neighborhood, at least go to Vegas.


Jordan says she was looking at pictures and she knew a couple of the couples from where she lived, the girl wasn't going to tell her but she eventually told Jordan about the encounter, he was getting married the next week...Jeff says imagine the wedding is off...Jordan says all that money...Jeff says all your friends and family saying why? cuz I banged some chick on my bachelor party...Jordan says she would be PISSED! she'd be so pissed!...Jeff says that would be so embarrassing for the guy...Jordan says another friend works at a bridal place, this girl she knew was getting married and she was in there trying on dresses and the next weekend they cancelled the dress order and the parents told them let's just say the groom made some bad decisions, apparently he was fooling around with the maid of honor...Jeff says he bets that happens because you always hear stories about that...Jordan says if one of her girlfriends did that...Jeff says wtf are they thinking?...Jordan talks about a movie called the Wedding Date...Jeff says the maid of honor is supposed to be your best friend and she bangs the groom...Jeff says he bets that happens more often than you think.


Jordan says if it was her she would rather they be honest with her, of course you would be upset but if he didn't tell me and then later you find out, that would be worse...Jeff says but if they like each other do it before we're married, like wtf? oh God, what a nightmare, you would have to be crushed for years after that...Jordan says she would...Jeff says how would you trust another person ever, someone would want to marry you and you would be like f**k that! because of all those haunting memories...Jordan says she would be real upset...Jeff says understandably.


Jordan says things like that, she doesn't think any of her girlfriends have ever hooked up with a boyfriend or ex-bf, from what she knows of, some might know stuff and not tell her some things or if she broke up with a boyfriend she would tell her friends that that's her ex and none of them can hang out with him one on one (Jeff smiles), she's weird about that...Jordan uses the example of Jeff being a girl and they are BFF...Jeff giggles...and Jordan broke up with a guy...wait, they're not BFF, they're just friends and she broke up with a guy and let's say Jeff started dating her 8 months afterwards, Jordan wouldn't want Jeff dating who she used to date...Jeff doesn't agree and asks for how long?...Jordan says she could see it happening 2, 3 years later and they haven't dated and both parties have moved on, or you are friends and it's ok but if it's only a year and you know the person (they're dating), no.

Jeff says Jordan should write a book on the rules 🤣...Jordan says her and her gf's talk about this all the time, ask any girl Jeff! any girl would say that...Jeff says "I gotcha"...Jordan says she gets PISSED! she always tells her friends why were they hanging out with him...Jeff says if you don't like him wtf do you care?...Jordan says her gf's do the same for her and get mad if she is even in the same place as their exes, they question her on everything she might have said or did...Jeff says "oh God, so chatty"...Jordan says no, it's not.


Jordan says she is cursed with the ex girlfriends...Jeff says why? what does she mean?...Jordan says this has never failed since 10th grade, she always always starts liking a guy and even if they're done with the ex-girlfriends...Jeff says they come back in the picture?...Jordan says yes OR they always end up either going back to the ex-girlfriend while she's dating them OR they still talk to the ex-girlfriend too much, it's weird to her because it makes Jordan standoffish because she doesn't want to get to close to the guy (for fear of being more hurt) OR get cheated on with the ex-girlfriend OR they're still in love with the ex-girlfriend, they say they're not...Jordan tells her mom she's cursed since 10th grade...Jeff says "damn" 😫 Jordan says it's happened to her with 3 guys...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says "that's bad luck"...Jeff says "Leroy Brown"...


Jordan asks Jeff..."what about you? you cursed by anything?"...Jeff makes a face (like do we really need to talk about this? lol) ...Jeff says "bad timing"...Jordan says "what do you mean?"...Jeff is silent...................then says "what do you mean, what do I mean? (sounds like Jordan!) what do you think bad timing means?"...Jordan says bad timing with what?...Jeff fake yawns and says "in general, I don't know"...Jeff starts smiling as he's saying this because he knows Jordan is giving him that look...Jeff says "I'll be alright...when my time comes I will get it"...Jordan starts giggling and says he's so quiet, he will talk about anything else but he always gets kind of weird when they talk about 'this', he never talks about it...Jeff says because who cares about it, it's not important, the past is the past...Jordan says it's just conversation...Jeff says they're talking...





Hammock time - Jury house/No holds barred

11:18-11:32pm


Jeff has just finished telling Jordan that he's "talking" about relationships but in actuality he's trying to veer the conversation in another direction...Jordan realizes she won't get anywhere with him...she puts her foot in his armpit LOL Jeff looks at it and says what?...Jordan says nothin'...Jeff says "get outta there, it's going to smell like toe jam"...Jordan laughs and Jeff says "what was that laugh?"...Jeff curls his lip up and laughs...


Jeff opens his eyes wide and says Jordan's laugh was phony baloney...Jordan says Jeff tried to do her lip...Jeff says Jordan was just sitting there and didn't even move other than her curled lip, he curls his lip and giggles LOLOL


Jordan says sometimes she does that if she giggles about something...Jeff says or you fake laugh about something...Jordan says it isn't a fake laugh...Jeff says it's phony...Jordan says it's not...Jeff says she's phony these days...BIG SMILE from Jeff...Jordan says "I don't like you"...Jeff says "see...that's a lie too, yes you do"...another BIG SMILE from Jeff...Jeff asks if she just rolled her eyes LOL


Jeff says he wishes it was Thursday...Jordan says me too, she wants to find out who wins and go home now that it's down to it, she's not going to talk about it...they get quiet and then Jordan says it's breezy out...Jeff says it's nice...Jordan wants to go on the beach out here...Jeff says he hopes they get to go on the beach at the jury house...they discuss the potential of beach time at the jury house...Jeff has no idea what to expect....Jordan puts her foot in his armpit again and Jeff says stop.


Jeff says all he knows is there are a bunch of bozo's in there...Jordan says she wishes she hit Russell...Jeff says he wishes each juror had their own house, he would just be alone, watch movies, eat and ..... ...Jeff drops it....they hear a noise, they debate over whether it's a bird or a bat, they make owl & pigeon noises. Jeff says tomorrow is Tuesday, they need to get some sun...Jordan says does Jeff realize there's less than 3 weeks, after this week there only needs to be 2 more people in the jury...they talk about how much longer they will actually be in there, when the finale will be...Jeff says it's not too bad, they should be enjoying it instead of counting it down because of other people that make him sick, if the jury house had the first 3 people it would be awesome, that's how it should be, fun.


Jordan says she doesn't miss Jessie at all, Jeff says Jessie will throw stones, then Lydia & Russell will join in and laugh, they will dicky, stupid comments that aren't funny...Jordan says Jeff needs to keep his cool with Russell...Jeff says he's not worried about him, he's all show and no go...Jeff says Russell will act cool when the cameras are on him but change once they're off...Jordan says Lydia is loving being there because she's the only girl...Jeff says she's in love, they're getting married because she's been banged 800 times 😅


Jordan says Russell must feel like the 3rd wheel right now...Jeff talks about Russell's fake laugh and he hopes that Russell has made him sick, that's his only hope...Jeff says Lydia is saying "way to go Kevin"...Jordan wishes they had gotten Kevin out when they had the chance...Jeff says ugh, yuck! it will only be a long couple of days of that shit and then it'll be over but it will be filled with douchebags and no one else...


Jeff says "if you came I would love it, but then I would be pissed that you were there........but at least you would be there" ♥

Jeff laughs and says he would just rather be by himself...Jordan says Jeff would be "you wanna make out? no cameras, you wanna make out Jordan?", she could so see him being like that...Jordan giggles...

Jeff says "if there were no cameras? awww man, we'd f**k around so much"...Jordan says "no, we wouldn't!"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "no we wouldn't"...Jeff says "yes we would, it would be fu**in' no holds barred"

Jordan nods no and Jeff nods yes "you know it would...see you guys tomorrow"...Jeff makes a locking the door sound LOL They laugh and Jeff nods yes and then says ahh, whatever...Jordan wonders if there are windows they can open at night...Jeff wonders how many rooms there are, if people have their own beds...they discuss possible sleeping arrangements..Jordan says she will keep her distance if she goes...they wonder if they can listen to music and watch movies...Jeff would watch movies all day...Jordan wonders where Michele went, she's been acting really weird...


Jeff says he doesn't even know what to think of what she says anymore...they discuss Michele and her lies, what's the point of calling her out, Jeff is over it...Jordan then talks about final 2 scenarios and what Michele is going to do...Jeff doesn't seem interested in rehashing that again, he gets up to leave saying that Michele isn't stupid, she's crazy but not stupid...Jeff goes to pee and get water...





Hammock time - Cute hats/Moms/Portrayal on BB

11:34-11:52pm


Jeff comes back for more hammock time with Jordan...Jordan asks him where he got his hat at?...Jeff says Target, what is weird is that he was going with Vit Tan Don and he was running to get something and they were super late, he ran by the hat, he always wanted one like it, a brown one and he bought it in one second and wore it to the party.


Jordan laughs at a bug that was flying around Jeff and Jeff looks at Jordan asking her what she's laughing at. (oh, about the 100th or so time Jeff looks at Jordan like that) ...Jordan says nothing, she says she likes hats like that, it looks like the one Tim McGraw wore in his music video, it's cute...


Jordan says "you look real good in hats"...

Jeff says that's weird, he never wears hats...Jordan says "you don't? you should, you can pull it off, some guys can't because of their ears or something but you look good in hats"...Jeff says thanks...Jordan says Jeff looks real good in his Aurora hat...Jeff's eyes open wide, he says it's too tight on him...Jordan says she knows, it looks good though, it's all tight and tucked in, she doesn't know but he looks good when he wears that hat...big smile from Jeff…

Jordan giggles...Jeff giggles and says "Jefff, Johhrdan" :)


Jordan continues saying "and it's blue"...Jeff nods yes and says mmm, I'll wear it tomorrow wink, wink Jordan says if Jeff wears it in his DR's that girls will look at him and like him...Jordan imagines her mom saying "Johrdannn, look at him"...Jeff is curious what her mom will say about him...Jordan says nothing bad, she will like Jeff...Jeff says "cuz I helped you?"...Jordan says "oooh, she will not like Russell, no she will not"...Jordan bets if her mom saw him she would tell him off...Jeff says how about Chima's dad?...Jordan doesn't hear correctly and asks Jeff about what Chima said about her?...Jeff takes a deep breath and closes his eyes LOL 1,2,3...


Jeff says Chima's dad...Jordan is sorry, she thought he said Chima's thing...Jordan says her dad wants to kill Russell too...Jordan hopes BB made him look like an asshole...Jeff says how else is he going to look? he is one and if you act like an asshole all the time, you're going to look like one...Jordan mocks Russell saying "but it's a character Jeff"...Jeff says he knows, his character, he's such a good actor.


Jordan says he hopes Russell walks down the street and people are going to...Jeff says no one is going to know who the f**k we are...Jordan means that he will encourage it...Jeff says he'll be signing autographs (LOL the irony Jeff)...Jordan says he will say look at me, I need a VIP table I just got off BB, Jeff says he is so going to be that guy...Jeff wonders if Casey & Laura can't wait to come back to the finale...Jordan can't believe how long ago they left, it seemed like they were here forever already when they were here...Jeff says they will have everyone back together again and they agree Chima won't be at the finale...Jeff says Chima has that blog and is going to bash everyone...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, people will be writing things, there will be people that like you and hate you, you can't make everybody happy all the time, that's just life.


Jordan asks what Jeff's parents are going to say about everybody...Jeff says they definitely don't bash anybody, they'll have nothing but nice things to say...Jordan says "really??"...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jeff says probably his Ma will be like "that guy is mean or that boy was lying the whole time to you"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "dude, this show is probably blowing my fu**ing Ma's mind, she's never watched it so she's probably like what's going on, why is everyone lying, you know like wtf? in that first week she was probably like why does everyone hate him?...she probably wants to make you dinner"...Jordan says "really?"...


Jeff says "cuz you talked to me, so she'll love you" 😊

Jordan is scared about what her mom thinks, hopefully she's not disappointed or embarrassed...Jeff says he thinks Jordan will be played out as the dumb one that makes comments...Jordan doesn't like this and says she doesn't think so...Jeff smiles realizing Jordan isn't happy with what he just said...


Jeff says "you don't think so? you don't think they're going to make a montage of all your sayings?...how do you think they're going to play you out? just so you don't get your heart broken, you might be right but get ready for the worst...Jordan says she doesn't know, she sees them showing her & Jeff arguing, being nice, she doesn't know...Jeff says she's not at all a bitch, she never was, she's not going to look like that ...Jordan says she doesn't want to look like that but not like a bozo...Jeff says she's going to look like the cute, innocent girl that says random, funny comments but she knows what's up...Jordan says she doesn't want to look dumb...Jeff says not dumb...Jordan says Jeff said it earlier...Jeff backtracks and says he said dumb but more like the character dumb, not like she's stupid, like a Paris Hilton type, she won't come off that bad but...Jordan says she doesn't want to look like that...Jeff says she doesn't want to say TTYN?...Jordan says no, she would so say TTYN but she doesn't want to look like that...they do the Luminous! thing…


Jeff says she will look good, no matter what she looks like she's going to say it's bad, he can see her already saying omg, I look so so fat or I look so ugly or my hair was wrong or my eye makeup, she's going to say 101 things that are wrong when she looks fine...Jordan says she was uhhhhhh when she saw herself on TV during the pig comp...Jeff says first of all, she looked fine and she's going to kill herself watching the show, everyone is critical but Jordan is worse...Jeff says he wishes they could watch them together, it would make it easier for both of them...Jordan laughs and says they would laugh about it.


Jordan says BB must of showed them arguing a lot...Jeff says they bicker not argue, they for sure showed him getting frustrated with the cards and stuff, he was so frustrated, it was 2:30 in the morning....she's such a loser! for storming off...Jordan says they probably showed her sitting and pouting in the room, Jeff walking out and them sleeping separately. She was expecting Russell questions so it threw her off with the J&J questions, Jeff says they played it off.


Jordan wonders if once they get out of there, all they will have to talk about is BB...Jeff says yeah, he already said that, he will have drinks with his buddies, he can see his buddies saying all he talks about is BB stories. Jordan says they have stuck together the whole time except for these 2 weeks coming up, that's why she wanted them to be final 2 so bad because it was them vs everyone else, they never argued with anyone really, she knew there would possibly be a day they would be split up because they were a pair, once Russell left she was confident they had it...


Jeff says he told her this was the important week, this was the big one...Jordan says she can honestly say she wasn't worried about Kevin at all, Jeff says she was trustworthy, he was nervous, he could sense it, whatever, he did his move, he did his play, he's by no means a good player...Jordan says none of them are...Jeff thinks he made moves...Michele has won her fair share of things, Natalie hasn't won dick, Kevin sucks balls...Jordan brings up them being in the final 2 again and says she needs to get off the subject...they get quiet.......





Hammock time - Jordan stories

11:62-11:59pm


After being quiet for a bit Jordan says that Jeff looks tanned...Jeff feels like he lost it...Jordan says now that Jeff has his $3000 he can go fishing...Jeff says yeah or he could save it for Hawaii...Jordan asks if it's warm year round there, can you go in December?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says can you believe it's September? the end of September? (when they're out of there)...Jeff says yeah, like mid, yeah, f**k!...Jordan knows and says it's crazy, her dad's bday is the 20th of Sept....


Jeff starts singing "do you remember, the 21st night of September"...Jordan joins in singing, says Earth, Wind & Fire, I like that song and sings the next line...Jeff likes it too...Jordan says she loves this place in Charlotte where people from the age 30 to 45 go, some nights her and her mom would go out to a nice dinner or drinks and she would ask her mom if they want to go out for a bit more, they would go dancing there, Jordan was the youngest girl there, they play music like that, Earth, Wind & Fire, Michael Jackson, KC & the Sunshine band, she would love that music, she had lots of fun there dancing with her mom.


Jordan talks about going to an outdoor wedding of her sister's friend that was at a plantation house, it was a medium sized wedding and her family was running late, they were all dressed up...Jordan was wearing her hot pink shirt & black pants, her dad was wearing full on Tommy Bahama, her mom was wearing black shiny pants & top and Peyton was wearing something preppy, they kept laughing because they were the last people to arrive and they sat them right up front so they had to walk by everyone, her sister's boyfriend had been drinking beforehand and he was wearing a polo shirt (hopefully pants too! lol), they're all walking in, her dad and her were Miami Vice, her dad was Tommy Bahama like Smooth Jazz type person, her mom they called her biker because of her bikerish outfit, Peyton they called preppy something, he had penny loafers and the whole shebang, she forgot what they called her sister's bf, it was so funny, at the reception they all got drunk and the preacher was there and her aunt was saying Oh, Lord, they can't get drunk in front of the preacher and one guy was freak dancing with this girl, they started getting nasty and the aunt hit them and told them to stop, they played the song Love Shack by the B-52's, Jordan & her mom were dancing and having the best time...Jeff says it sounds like a blast (lol).


Jordan says her mom snaps her fingers to the beat of the music when she hears a good song on the radio in her SUV...she demonstrates for Jeff.

Jordan starts singing a song and the feeds cut out...they return with Jordan singing/talking the song again explaining how she was asking her mom how she knew that song...BB calls Jordan out for singing...


Jordan says her mom gets so excited when the jams come on (hmm, I guess Jordan likes that word now ) Jordan says her, her mom & her sister go out sometimes, they have fun but her sister can be a party pooper, when she drinks she gets mad, so a guy was hitting on her mom, this guy buys all 3 of them drinks, her sister is smoking and she starts going off on the guy about him coming onto her momma, there is no man that is going to replace her daddy...Jordan and her mom were mortified...Jeff says whoa!...Jordan says her sister gets all ghetto when she drinks...Jordan talks about another encounter with her sister, Jordan says her sister doesn't act like that anymore because she's got a real job. (huh? LOL)


Jordan goes on to talk about her friend Megan, the one in the HOH picture...when they see each other they joke around and talk funny, she calls her Miss Megan, they work together, she got her the job, she describes how they talk to each other at work…



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