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Day 39 of BB13 Feeds

Updated: Sep 17

August 15


Pool table hug & butt squeeze

12:31 AM


Jordan wanders over to the pool table area where Jeff, Brendon and Adam are playing pool for the what seems the 328th time ...Jordan gradually makes her way to where Jeff is and Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff reaches out for a hug and says "just gonna come over here?"...Jordan says "yeah why can't I?"...Jeff says "you can"...they hug closer and Jordan squeezes Jeff's butt...

She then pats his butt while Jeff giggles and she hugs him tighter...





JeJo farting fatties

12:54 AM


All the HG's are outside...the guys playing pool, the girls chatting at the couch area...they're talking about pooping and farting and how comfortable people are in the house doing that...Shelly says that Jeff lifts his leg all the time when he's about to fart...Jordan says or he'll say "pull my finger"...Kalia yells over to Jeff asking if he farted today?...Jeff says yeah!...Kalia says she hasn't heard any from him today...Jeff pretends to ruminate one but he's got nothing right now, wait until the cheese works its way through...ewww's...


Jordan says that they'll be on the couch at Jeff's house, stuffing their faces with food and it'll be so cold in Chicago, they'll be like sitting on the couch and just eating and he'll call himself a fatty and she'll say me too and they'll just stuff their faces and rip them and laugh and watch TV, they're two disgusting people.




Jordan being anti-social?

1:33 - 1:36 AM


All the HG's are outside playing the 20 questions game...Jordan gets up to leave @ the 1:21am mark...Jeff asks "love ♥ where you going?...she says to lay down...Jeff says "alright, I'm coming in soon too"...she leaves and goes to bed...just before the 1:27am mark Jeff leaves the BY area, gets ready for bed and goes to the candy room...


Cam 3

@ the 1:33am mark Jeff enters the candy room where Jordan is in bed...he says "Ello love" ♥ ...Jordan says "ello"...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff asks "what are you doing? being anti-social again?"...Jordan says "If that's what you want to call it"...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "it's one o'clock"...Jeff lets it drop, he puts his BB bag away, changes into shorts and climbs into bed while making some weird sighing/grunting noises...Jeff says he can't believe Jordan is tired...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if she feels alright?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says he's kind of pooped too, is she going to sleep?...Jordan says she was going to, it feels good to be out of the unitard...Dani walks in and they say heyyy...


Dani asks if they're tired? Jeff seems out of it...Jeff says a little bit, he didn't nap...Dani didn't either...Jordan says Dani can turn on the light...Dani says she just wants to grab one thing...they start making fun of how Brenchel ruin the guessing game, make it awkward...Porsche comes in and they continue chatting...




Jeff rubs Jordan’s head

1:59 -2:03 AM


Jeff and Jordan are in bed in the candy room playing the 20 questions game with Kalia, Adam, Dani & Porsche...Jeff reaches over and asks if she wants a rub? or is she tired?...Jordan says yes and Jeff then rubs Jordan's head while they play…




Snuggle & arm rub

2:04 AM


Jeff is rubbing Jordan's hair while they play the 20 questions game...Jordan reaches over and caresses Jeff's hand and then snuggles into Jeff...she then rubs Jeff's arm for a little while..



That’s not “it” is it? :D

2:23 AM


Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the candy room with Adam, Porsche, Kalia and Dani...Jordan rustles around, encroaching on his space and touches Jeff...Jeff asks if she wants something? and then reaches over Jordan to check how much space she has on her side, he lays back down saying "you just trying to be close to me?"...Jordan says "sorry, whatever"...Jeff says "no, you can come by me, I didn't know you wanted to come by me"...Jeff grabs her hand and places it "down there"...Jordan adjusts her hair and places her hand again "down there" and then Jeff takes her hand and places it strategically "right down there"...


Jeff giggles...Jordan says "that's not "it", is it?" LOL

Jeff giggles that it is...Jordan says "why'd you do that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "I didn't know that, I thought that was like tissue down there"...Jordan says "the camera was staring straight at it, you butthole"...Jeff says "no, they don't know what it is, it could be to the left" (what the camera or the yoinker? as Jeff says LOL)...Jordan giggles...


Jeff giggles recalling Jordan saying "that wasn't it"...he says he doesn't even know anymore, it's so fu**ing dead, he's got to shut off all the sensory nerves...Jordan says "never?"...Jeff says "what do you mean never?"...they hold hands...Jordan says "oh you know you got all excited when you saw me in the tutu" ...Jeff says yeah, he was and Jordan says she was just kidding...




Nice love? Arm rub

2:28 AM


The feeds switch back to the candy room where Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Kalia are, they have played a prank on Adam by putting a wet condom on his bed (implying Brenchel used it), they are giggling about that...Jordan sticks out her arm wanting Jeff to rub it, he does...

When finishes he says "nice love? ♥ "...Jordan says yeah, thanks




Lotion double entendre

2:31 AM


Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Kalia say goodnight to each other...Jeff takes off his mic...Jeff moves over a little saying "alright love ♥ " indicating he needs her to move over, she does and he says thanks...he asks if Jordan has that lotion...Jordan says yes she does, does he want it?...Jeff says no, he was just checking, yes may he have some please?...Jordan reaches to get it and says to put it on his side...Jeff says "no, just give me a little squirt"


Some giggles...Jeff adds "so I can go to work"...more giggles and Jordan says "Jayeff"...Jordan gives Jeff the lotion, he takes some, Jordan says "people probably think you're doing that, squirting lotion"...

Jeff says "oh yeah" and rubs his hands vigorously...ew's and "gross"...Jeff says loudly "Cruddy"...no response...Jeff knocks on the wall and Adam knocks back...they start talking about the tune "shave and a haircut, two bits"...




Head rub, is that code?

3 AM


Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are still chatting in the candy room about how when Jeff was little he used to bang his head on the wall to rock/lull himself to sleep, the doctor said it was normal...Kalia says couldn't you hit something else, rub something else?...

Jordan says "yeah, you like your head rubbed"

Kalia says "is that code?"

Jordan says "no"

Jeff says "well yes...but"

Jeff rubs his eyes and says "I wish I'd get my head rubbed" LOL

Kalia says "I wish I had the option"

Jeff asks "what do you mean?"

Kalia says that Jeff is laying in his bed with his gf, he could get his head rubbed, she meant the head on his shoulders, she's not being disgusting...Jordan giggles


Jeff says "oh you meant the other one"

Kalia says at this moment she meant the other one, at least he has the option, some of them are in bed without their others...

Jeff says "so you did mean that one"

Kalia says no, she literally meant the other one, she loves having her hair/head massaged, it makes her fall asleep like a little dog...

Jeff says that they don't do anything anyways, so it makes it worse

Kalia says well that's the head I was speaking of except for the "code"

Jeff says alright we know what's up...."fu**ing cobwebs" LOL




JeJo & Kalia talk about BB11

3:02 - 3:08 AM


Jeff, Jordan and Kalia continue chatting...Jeff sings the Man in a Banana Suit song which gets them talking about Casey, Laura and their season...Kalia never saw the whole season, they fill her in...Jeff says he hasn't watched his season yet but he wants to go back and watch it along with this one...




JeJo blanket banter/tense goodnight

3:10 - 3:16 AM


Jeff and Jordan are chatting in bed still...they start bantering about the blanket situation and how they were each irritated with each other over blanket hogging...Jeff starts getting a little loud about it...Kalia says they're funny, didn't have the separate blanket thing going on?...Jordan says she has her HN blanket now...Jeff can't believe that she wants to sleep with that itchy blanket, he says "I love sleeping with steel wool"


They talk about the blankets some more, Jeff swears there's another grey blanket around, he can't find it, he messes up the whole duvet, gets frustrated with it and says he has to pee, he leaves...Jordan pushes the duvet a little bit back, snuggles inside her HN blanket and her and Kalia say goodnight...


Jeff returns just after the 3:14am mark...Jeff mumbles something about the condom being all balled up...no response...he whispers "hey"...Jordan hmm's...Jeff asks if they fell asleep...Kalia says story time...Jeff asks if it's officially over...Jordan asks the time and Jeff says 3:16...Jordan says "are you serious?"...


Jeff gets a little flustered with the duvet being all twisted and asks "what's going on here? did you put this thing fu**ing inside out?"...Jordan raises her voice and says "no I didn't! you're the one that messed with it"...Jeff says "because it was upside down"...Jordan in raised voice again says "I didn't touch it! do you see that I'm wrapped in my blanket?"...Jeff looks back and asks who she's screaming at? it's 3:16 in the morning, what's wrong with her, goodnight! crabby..Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says "geez you stay on your half today"...Jordan says "I always do"...Jeff says he doesn't want her sneaking over...Jordan says she never does because he pushes her away...Jeff says it's because he's sleeping and she plays with his belly button, it gives him a stomach ache...Kalia giggles...Jordan moves and Jeff says "where you going?"...Jordan says to her corner...Jeff starts to crack a joke about coming in her belly button but doesn't...they all giggle...Jeff turns to his side and they try to go to sleep...




Jordan is a little cranky

12:21 PM


Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is finishing up his breakfast/lunch...Jordan is just starting getting hers ready...Jordan is being really quiet...Jeff goes over to the sink to wash his dishes...Jordan hovers around Jeff and then moves in beside him to fill her cup with water...Jeff says "Ello love" ♥ Jordan barely says hello...

Jeff says "love, you're a little cranky so if I'm a little standoffish that's why ok?"...Jordan says "that's fine"...Jeff says "so don't be mad, I'm giving you your Jordan time"...Jordan says "k"...




You gonna walk love?

4:47 PM


Jeff and Jordan come outside...Jordan is allowed to wear sneakers with her unitard so she can workout...Jeff wanders over to an open area to stretch and Jordan walks by him...Jeff says "you gonna walk love ♥?"...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says "I'll walk with you, let's stretch"...


As Jeff stretches he and Brendon share a cute story about how they have the same clothes and are twins in there...Porsche brings up that Brendon probably has Jeff's underwear then...they tell her that he actually did have the underwear, it was mixed in his clothes and he threw them out the morning he came back into the house




JeJo workout/hug

4:51 - 5:33 PM


Jeff and Jordan get ready to work out/walk/jog together...Jeff yells out "ready love?" ♥ and off they go...they alternate between walking and jogging, sometimes walking in circles together, sometimes walking and running in opposite directions...



Clean the what?

5:41 PM


Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jordan is doing weights as is Jeff...Jordan puts her tutu back on for fear BB is going to get mad at her for not wearing it, she will take it off when she's sitting because it gets in the way...Jordan does a little twist dance and then continues doing squats...


Jeff says "you're going to have to clean the chocha out of that" LOL

Jeff laughs, Jordan breaks concentration and laughs...

She drops her weight...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "why do you have to do that? I was being serious...you're so nasty"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "why would you say that?"...Jeff says "because"

Jordan says that is so gross...they giggle...back to working out again with random celebrity talk...




Jeff & Jordan are normal/what works for them

6:25 - 6:32 PM


Jeff is preparing dinner, Jordan is helping...Brendon is eating...Rachel is in the bathroom...Jordan says to Brendon "you're eating 4 of them?"...Brendon says that Rachel will have some of them...Jordan says she was about to say "man you can eat"...Brendon says he can...


Jordan says "have y'all always shared plates?"...Brendon says "uhh, no"

Jeff wants to know more, he says "when you did you come onto this profound idea?"

Rachel says when it became easier to prepare a plate than wash a bunch of dishes that night...Brendon says that's true...Jordan says "what about paper plates?"...Rachel says they're too expensive...Jordan asks "are they?"...Brendon says he doesn't use them...Rachel says they're on a budget...Brendon says that's lazy...Jeff says it's bad for the economy (environment Jeff 😉 )...they laugh realizing he should have said environment, they say it's bad for somebody except the guy selling them...


Rachel says they share everything, they might as well share a plate, right Brendon?...Brendon says yeah but if they're going to have dinner, they'll have 2 plates but not if it's something small...


Rachel sits down to eat and says "I'm surprised you guys don't share plates"...Jeff says "you're surprised we don't?"...Rachel mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I think not sharing is normal, you're abnormal"


Rachel says when Brendon makes a bunch of eggs in the morning it's just easier for her to eat off of his plate...Jordan says that if she was sharing off Jeff's plate, she's not saying she's gross or anything, she would get kinda grossed out, wouldn't Jeff get grossed out?...


Jeff says "yeah, I don't like people eating off my plate, I'll make you some, eat on your own plate...I think a lot of people will feel the same"...Brendon says to not get him wrong, there are people he wouldn't want eating off his plate...Rachel says "we share everything"


Jeff says yeah, he'd rather they get a plate and get their own, he'll give them whatever they want, eating with the same fork (etc)...Rachel says they each have their own fork...Brendon says he does get arm room...

Jeff says "listen, here's the answer, sharing plates is stupid, how's that? short & sweet"...Rachel says she sees what he means...Jeff says if it works for them (more power to them)...Brendon says they're life lessons by Jeff...


Rachel asks "you guys don't share drinks either huh?"...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says they don't even like the same things so why would they share, Jeff doesn't want a salty sandwich ball (?? lol) plus Jordan likes tomatoes and salt...Rachel loves that too...Jeff says they can share a plate then...


Jeff teases Jordan saying she can share..."Johrdan?"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says he's been getting on her nerves lately...Jordan says no, he hasn't, not at all...Jeff says "really? how about now?"...Jordan giggles and says no...Jordan says she knows she's getting on his...Jeff says no, she's not...


Brenchel start talking about not getting on each other's nerves, Brendon only sees Rachel at night...Jordan says her and Jeff don't see each other every day...Jordan says "we get...ummm"...she gets distracted and drops it...Jeff goes back to it, he says "like I said if it works for you guys, who cares what other people think...what works for us probably isn't your guy's cup of tea"...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says "different strokes for different folks"


Rachel says since they don't eat the same food, do they have to cook twice or what?....Jeff says "no, she eats what I cook"...Jeff explains he'll cook what she likes, he won't cook fish and says "have fun tonight", he'll cook what she want..."giving is sharing"




Butter knife kisses/sweaty butt grab

6:37 PM


Jeff is in the kitchen preparing dinner...Jordan comes over to where Jeff is and Jeff says "steaks tonight love? ♥ ...Jordan leans forward for a kiss and Jeff obliges...


Jordan turns away and Jeff teases her with the butter knife saying "don't walk away like that"...Jordan ahh's and says "don't point that knife at me"...she hugs Jeff and kisses Jeff's cheek while Jeff says "it's not sharp enough to kill you"...


Jeff says he was just teaching her a lesson...Jordan says "give me a hug" and Jeff does with an added kiss...


Jordan gives Jeff a big hug and squeeze with a butt squeeze for added measure...


Jeff says "love ♥ !"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "is my butt sweaty?"...Jordan laughs...




Jeff shower - what’s up love?

7:33 PM


Jeff is showering, Jordan is keeping him company on the lounger...Jeff says "what's up love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "what's new in the neighborhood?"...Jordan says "I'm pooped"...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says it's from

working out, she's lazy...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says "tomorrow is Tuesday"...Jeff says yep…




Jeff smells manly/massage invite

7:37 - 7:40 PM


Jeff is finishing up showering...Jordan is drying her hair...Jeff comes out of the shower and fixes his hair...Jordan talks about Jeff's cologne and says it smells so good, so manly...Jeff says "summer man"...Jordan giggles and says "just like your summer jam"...Jeff says "summer jam and summer man...and my man band...you love it" Jordan says "you do"...Jeff can't wait to go get a real haircut...Jordan asks if he wants to do it when they get out of there?...Jeff wants to go get a massage...Jordan says ok...palm trees...


Jordan says "who are we inviting?"...Jeff smiles and points to him and Jordan and Jordan giggles

...and then says "no, my buddies, Big Serge"...Jordan asks who's that?...Jeff says "my LA buddies, Donavon for sure"...palm trees...




Don’t want to leave the princess waiting

8:24 PM


Jordan and Dani are outside talking on the couches in the BY...Jeff is grilling something for Jordan...Porsche comes outside and they chat...Jordan turns back and asks Jeff "Jeff, are they almost done?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "just checking"...Jeff says "uh, I don't want to leave the princess waiting" ...Jordan giggles…




Jeff sits by Jordan

10:04 PM


Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff on the couch, Jordan on the ottoman...they're discussing food challenges...Dani comes outside to eat and Jeff gets up for her, tells her to sit down...Dani sits on the other couch instead and Rachel who has also come out sits where Jeff was...as they discuss the cinnamon tsp challenge Jeff sits over by Jordan…




JeJo coke float

10:16 PM


Jordan makes a coke float and comes outside to eat it...everyone is envious because it looks so good...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants a bite?...Jeff looks at her/it sweetly and says "ok"...Jordan says "really?" and feeds him a spoonful ♥ the others awww and say they're cute…




Kitchen hug train/Chicago hot tubs

10:22 - 10:24 PM


Jordan comes inside to wash out her cups and utensils...Jeff calls out from the bathroom "love ♥!...what are you doing?"...Jordan who is looking into the fridge says "nothing I just ate that"...Jeff says "more snackies?"...Jordan says "I know I gotta quit, tonight's my last night and then I gotta quit cuz I can't gain a whole bunch of weight"...Jeff looks into the freezer saying he could eat a coke pop...Jordan says there's a frozen cookie dough, to eat some...Jeff says the almond M&M's were jammin'...Jordan asks if Jeff is hungry or is he just bored?...Jeff says bored...

Jeff turns to walk and Jordan hugs him from behind as they continue walking together...


Jordan says she's about to put her feet in the hot tub...Jeff says "that's a surprise"...Jordan says "I know, I need to just go get me a hot tub, I'm like obsessed"...


Jeff says he looks tan, it's the shirt...Jordan lets go and says "in Chicago is it too cold in like the winter time to even have a hot tub cuz it'll freeze?"...Jeff opens the door for Jordan to go out first and says "no, you just keep it on, why would it freeze?"...Jeff says "why, why do you ask?"...Jordan looks back giggling and Jeff laughs, she says "ahh, don't start" giggle...




Kitchen hug/like our late night talks

11:38 PM


Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jordan and Jeff are...they are both reaching out to hug each other...they hug...and Jordan's spinning cap falls off...Jeff picks it up for Jordan and she says "thank you"...Jeff asks how was her diary?...Jordan says "you know how it is, they get you thinking"...

Jeff says "about what? Shelly?"...Jordan says "just everything"...Jeff says "when did her and Daniele become so tight?"...Jordan asks if anyone is in there?...Jeff looks around and says "I hope not"...they head outside...Jordan says she's kind of tired but you know how they had that late night talk? I like those...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says she's getting sleepy so she doesn't know if she'll be able to last...they each head their respective ways...


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