August 21 JeJo late night talk - game/hindsight sadness 12:23 - 1:03 AM Jordan is in bed with the lights off in the HOH room...Jeff joins Jordan and asks "love ♥ can I turn this on?"...Jordan says yeah, she was just listening to some Bob Marley, she asks if Jeff was winning?...Jeff says he won...Jordan says "good job"... Jeff brushes his teeth...Jordan says she feels so good right now, all relaxed, she went in the hot tub, put lotion on and listened to "that" and now she's ahhh...Jeff puts his sweats on, puts lotion on his hands...Jordan asks if Jeff can shut the bathroom door before he leaves...Jeff says he's not leaving...Jordan asks why he's up there so early?...Jeff asks what she means? nothing, he's done playing cards...Jordan asks if everyone is going to bed?...Jeff says he doesn't know what they're doing...Jeff gets in bed and says "wanna throw in a movie?" They watch the spyscreen instead They start talking game...they go over scenarios and says that as long as they are both not put up they are good and that Jeff will cut a deal with Porsche Jordan asks what his gut is telling him?...Jeff says to get rid of Dani...Jordan says her too, she's telling everybody that she doesn't know what Jeff is going to do, she has no clue...Jordan goes over pros and cons of keeping Dani vs evicting Dani...(it pains me to hear this now and post this in hindsight knowing what happened to Jeff during the DE ) Jeff shares the convo he had with Adam about keeping Dani vs not...Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jordan keeps going with the advantages of keeping Dani and more round and round game talk with the scenarios...(I can't take listening to this LOL) Jordan says that she told Shelly that Jeff told her she needs to step it up, the same thing happened in their season, Jeff did the dirty work, got blood on his hands and then everyone else floated through and got further...Jordan says that Shelly told her that she wants to get to the F3 with them and then they can take it , she asked why Shelly would do that and Shelly says she made it to the end with the people she wanted to, they're classy Jeff isn't buying it, it makes no effect on his decision, he wants her there anyway because she's easier to beat than Adam... They talk about Dani again...Jeff says there were a few things Dani said the other night that didn't agree with him and he goes over those...he says it's too little, too late...Jeff says he feels bad because now she's playing the pity card, he's using her motto, it's just a game nothing personal and this is a big game move for him, he will roll with the crew he's with to play against Kalia and Porsche instead of Porsche and Dani, Dani's word means nothing so he can't let her play in the HOH, he's going to cut the head off the dragon and that's it, he feels like Kalia and Porsche don't really know what's going on, Dani fed them all the information... Jeff says that this is the exact same thing that happened last time, he threw the comp that got Brendon out so he did the same with Jessie and the power, then he won HOH and POV and backdoored Russell and then he sat back and watched Kevin take it home, he lost the POV and that was it for him (history repeats itself... 😰 ) and that's why he's not going to give on the people he's been with since the beginning, motivating them, telling them to believe in him over and over and then just walk out on them? he has to stay true to himself, he believes that they will win a competition, this is the week where all his work comes into play and he hopes his soldiers will step up...Jordan says if it's meant to be, it's meant to be... They talk about Kalia and Porsche...Jeff says Porsche isn't getting on his nerves as much...Jordan feels bad for some of the stuff she's said about her...Jeff says he's killed everyone in the house and he's worred about Rachel being down in the F3 with them...Jordan says she's good as far as she knows...more game talk about Dani and how livid she's going to be...they discuss the Zingbot POV comp...they talk about Shelly again...Jeff admits he killed Shelly in the DR too...Jordan asks what he said?...Jeff says he doesn't like people that ride the fence, either you're with him or not...palm trees for a long while... They go over what Jeff is going to say to cut a deal with Porsche...Jeff thinks the target is on Rachel though, as long as Kalia doesn't put them both up they're good, they're covered on a lot of angles...Jordan says he's worried about Adam though, does Jeff?...Jeff says not really, he's a choker but he's good with dates...palm trees...they bring up DE...Jeff thinks anyone could f**k them Jordan says she thinks Dani knows she's going, has Jeff talked to her?...Jeff says no, of course the DR wants him to talk to her They talk about the HOH comp Jeff won...Jeff thinks that getting Dani out is the best move, he knows he did it last time but it's a little different this time JeJo late night talk - pffttsss you gawn/go with your gut 1:03 - 1:10 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game up in the HOH room, Jeff is debating the pros and cons of keeping Dani... Jeff says he has to stick with what he believes in, he outthinks himself and he flips, the same thing he did in that HOH comp with the Vegas thing, when he thinks too much, he knows what's right, he knows what people are thinking in general and then he thinks too much about it and the whole time it was the original thought that he had and what was the original thought the whole game? what did they say?.they said oh, if they could just get Dani out they'd be so much better right? and because she had one late night tear conversation with them he's going to save her? no, no, absolutely not, the whole game they wanted her out, she wanted him out week 2, he doesn't forget, that's all...go back to week 2, if Brendon and Rachel didn't say anything, he would be gone, not only gone but he'd be at home, be at work...GROSS! pfft, just for that pfffftttsssss (hand signal) you gawn!! They giggle and then Jeff says he loses mentality because he has a soft heart...they talk about Dom maybe coming back and Dani never working with them if he did, every move Dani has made has not been good...they agree getting rid of Brendon was for the best...Jeff says he's going to feel bad when he does it but he's not getting influenced "in there", that's it...Jeff says that people shouldn't be mad if a floater wins because Dani was the one that broke away from the Vets, he was down for keeping the final 5, she was the one who wanted to make dramatic moves...Jeff says keeping her doesn't make sense, he set up who they have, they put in their time with Rachel, they deserves some kind of payback...more game talk talking about Shelly...Jordan says that she thinks she does have deals with everybody but her goal is to make it to the F3...Jeff tells Jordan to not believe that Shelly is just going to hand them the win, that's ridiculous Jordan does think Shelly is with them because nothing she has said has come back to them Jeff says he thought there was something fishy but the fishiness is gone once Dani leaves and all the worry goes away too if she's gone... Jeff says re: Dani "once you cross me, I don't care what I say to you so I don't feel bad"...Jordan says Jeff's gut is normally right and if his gut is telling him to do that then he needs to do that...Jeff says it will be awkward for 4 days around there and then it will be better...they throw out the scenario if Kalia wins HOH and puts up Jeff and Rachel, if Rachel wins POV, he's fu**ed but he doesn't think that will happen because one of them (his team) better step up and win Jordan goes to the bathroom... Jeff’s family/Jeff’s farts 1:22 - 1:25 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jeff is using mouthwash...Jordan is snacking on Lucky Charms...Jeff puts some lotion on and looks at the pic of him and his nieces...Jordan says that Jeff's picture with his nieces is her fave...Jeff says he knows, it's awesome, they're all good, he looks at them all the time (aww)...Jordan says she knows you do that when you're HOH just cuz you haven't talked to your family... Jordan says she knows when he leaves there, his mom is going to have so many questions, she knows him, he has such a big family...Jeff says not really...Jordan says yeah he does, when she went to his brother's house and all them people were there, it was overwhelming, everybody was so nice but it was scary, she likes Barb, she's funny... Jeff farts Jordan says "Jeff! what is wrong with you?"...Jeff is telling her, it's the jalapenos...Jordan says Jeff is gassier than she's ever heard him...Jeff says it's the jalapenos, when he eats hot shit in there, something about the house gets him...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff swears...Jordan says the house gets him? and makes him fart?...Jeff says sometimes it's more than others, this is the jalapenos but what he's saying is how much gas can be in you, don't you think it's out now? Jordan says yeah, she's surprised he keeps ripping them...Jeff asks why does it keep going?...Jeff says the jalapenos are making gas (LOL @ Jeff's hand motions)...Jordan says the good thing about it is they're not stinking...Jeff knows...Jordan says yeah, she's got worster stinking farts than Jeff...Jeff says "worst? don't even start"... Jeff’s haircut 1:47 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jeff wishes that Gladiator would just come on the spyscreen for no reason...Jordan says that would be nice...Jeff says he'd like a nice suspense thriller that he hasn't seen before with a cool ending...Jeff gets animated about it...Jordan asks if Jeff is cutting his hair tomorrow?...Jeff says he wanted to cut it today but BB said haircuts are on Saturday...Jordan wants to cut her hair and says maybe he can do it tomorrow because it's Sunday?...Jeff says he hopes so, it shouldn't matter..Jordan says because it's not noticeable?...Jeff says yeah he uses a 4 on the sides, you can't tell...Jordan can't believe he cuts his own hair...Jeff says "it doesn't look bad right? it looks bad?"...Jordan smiles thinking of something Kat said when she did Jeff's hair... Jordan says she was thinking of something funny...Jeff asks if Kat made fun of him for cutting his own hair? she said it's so uneven?...Jordan says you know how she talks, it just makes her laugh...Jeff asks "what'd she say?"...Jordan doesn't remember exactly word for word but it was just funny, she said "Jeff what am I going to do with him?" and Jordan told her about the stylist Jeff goes to that tells him the dirty stuff and Kat was shocked and she calls him "Fatty Schroeder"...Jeff tells the story of how last time he got his haircut before BB, Steve Marti was there...Jordan says oh, was that a new one...palm trees... Jeff is hot neck/head rub/picture confusion 1:51 - 1:56 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...feeds return from palm trees just before the 1:52am mark...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's neck and hair...she says Jeff is hot...Jeff says he was cold but now he's hot, he hopes he's not getting sick...Jordan hopes he's not getting sick too...Jeff says he did go outside when he was freezing and ran until he worked up a sweat, it probably wasn't good... ...Jordan asks if Jeff wants a pillow?...Jeff says no, he's good...Jordan says Jeff's hair feels so soft ...they are quiet and then Jordan asks if Jeff's necklace ever bothers him? Jeff says no, unless he's running or something...Jordan keeps rubbing and they readjust positions to get comfy...Jeff says he does love that picture (of his nieces and him)...Jordan says it's really cute, for some reason she thought it was Christmas or was it Thanksgiving she was down at his house? yeah it was Thanksgiving...Jeff says they always wear dresses so it might have been Christmas...Jordan says remember on Thanksgiving when they came over they were both in dresses...Jeff says "so that was it?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says they always wear dresses though, he would say it's Easter or something but they always like wearing dresses...Jordan thinks it's Thanksgiving because she remembers Jeff wearing that sweater and she remembers Ali taking a picture of him on the couch with both of them...Jeff says he enjoys that sweater too...Jordan says "I know, you love it" ...Jeff says he just thought about how awesome it is when you get home and you have a whole new wardrobe, you forget about your clothes... Neck/head rub - zingbot embarrassment/ Rachel talk 1:57 - 2:01 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jordan asks what the first thing Jeff is going to do when he goes home?...Jeff says go see his ma and dad...Jordan asks what else, that is obvious, like going out? the restaurant?...Jeff says oh yeah, go to the restaurant, he did that last time too...Jordan says "you did?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says he went to Nonna's first because Steve and Vince picked him up at the airport, he didn't have a ride, then he went home and then he went by Melendez...Jordan giggles about them watching in the garage...Jeff says "with Vit Tan Don?" Jordan says when Jeff "kills" somebody, she should say when he cracks on somebody, they're probably agreeing with him...Jeff says they're making fun of him for sure... Jordan says that he got asked again when he won the veto about marriage and the Zingbot thing and she was "oh my God you guys"...Jeff says "dude, when they push something they really go for it"...Jordan says she told them she got all embarrassed, they asked if they think it persuades him or something, she doesn't know but it embarrassed her...Jeff says "they already had one wedding this season" ...Jordan says "yes"... Jeff starts laughing about how Rachel pretends to get embarrassed about things but actually wants more attention...Jordan says she's kind of funny, you have to understand her...Jeff says in the house she's funny at times, she's loony, then crazy, then crying, then funny, she's got to get her shit under control and then she's normal, she's been normal since Brendon left but then she had that thing with Dani...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's Rachel...Jeff says what about the way she dances?...Jordan says with Lawon, that was so funny...Jeff says so funny, she should have seen her do the electric slide, she does have her funny moments... Jordan says you can't help but to laugh, she's not scared to do anything...Jeff says that side of her is funny and good but it's the crazy part he doesn't get...Jordan says if they went out with her one night in RL she'd be fun and normal...Jeff says he'd hang out with her to a certain point but then she'd flip her emotion if she didn't get her way...Jordan says that's why Brendon is good for her, he's the opposite, calm and mellow and she's crazy...Jeff says that the DR said they thought Jeff was going to lose it when Brendon told him to relax how to talk to Rachel and Jordan said the same thing...Jordan says the DR was cracking up when Jeff said the biting his tongue thing and babysitting?...Jeff says that after Jordan said that about the babysitting, Rachel said babysitting 15 times...Jordan says she said sorry...Jeff asked her to stop talking about that, Jordan didn't mean it...Jordan says did Jeff see how quick Rachel was to flip on her? my God, she could tell Rachel was wanting to argue with her... Back rub - couples colonic, Bob would know 2:02 - 2:13 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jeff farts...Jordan says "Jayeff, you gassy thing" Jeff says that another thing he wants to do when they get out of there is f**k up some crab legs...Jordan says she thought Jeff wanted to get a colon cleanse...Jeff wants to do that too...Jordan says not a colon cleanse, a colonic, she thought he'd say that cuz he pooted... Jeff says he's not even joking, he's getting that done, they're getting that done...Jordan says "I'll go"...Jeff says they're going because it will be funny to get it together...Jordan says she'll laugh, he can be in the room, she doesn't care...Jeff says man, it's gotta be so uncomfortable to get that thing up your butt...Jordan says she'd be more uncomfortable because someone she doesn't know is going to be doing it...Jeff says "what do you want? your brother to do it for you?" ...Jordan says "no! I'm just saying"...Jordan says she just meant she's ok doing it with her boyfriend, it's just Jeff... Jeff says "you want me to put something in your butt?"...Jordan says no! and then giggles saying "Jayeff! that sounded so bad"...Jeff asks if she wants that owl over there in her butt? Jordan says that sounded so bad when he said that, she doesn't know, it's your butt, isn't it a tube?...Jeff says yeah, what does she mean? they jam it there, he needs a pamphlet LOL Jordan says if Jeff is there she won't feel so uncomfortable...Jeff says they'll laugh it off...Jordan says exactly, Jeff can go first...Jeff says he will, it will kill the suspense, hopefully someone will have a pamphlet for them when they get outta there to see how thick and deep the tube goes Jordan says maybe they should wait until they go to Charlotte and she can find somewhere to go...Jeff says she wants to go the 5 days they're out in LA?...Jeff wants to figure out what it entails, are there side effects?...Jordan says at the salon she can ask anybody, Sharon & Melissa know everything, she can find out where a couple of girls got it done and they'll make an appointment...Jeff says they'll figure it out...Jordan says over here she doesn't know anybody, she's not going to any place...Jeff says here they go on their lunch break...Jordan says she'd want to go after work...Jeff says he's joking LOL Jeff is sure they'd make it as comfortable as possible...Jordan asks if Rachel got hers done here?...Jeff doesn't know...Jeff says if you had a whole day of a colonic and a massage, that would be bad ass, literally bad ass LOL Jordan says they'd drop a few pounds...Jeff wonders if they could drink after?...they are confused...Jordan says their first time a lot of stuff is going to come out...Jeff says seaweed and everything...Jordan eww's...palm trees... Jeff talks about celebrity friends that for sure get them done...Jordan says Bob is perfect, he'd definitely know...Jeff says they're talking to Bob about colonics when they get outta there...Jordan says he'd probably be excited and laughing, thinking you guys...Jeff says they're going to hang out with him after anyway...Jordan knows...Jeff says he's probably watching so well if someone's watching tell Bob they're getting colonics when they're outta there...Jordan says someone will tweet him that and he'll be what?...Jeff says he's going to be what the f**k?... Jordan says that Rachel said it sounded like the water goes inside and it flushes out...Jeff says that's what it is, it runs through you and pours out your butt hole...Jordan says eww, maybe Jeff can go first and then she'll see how it is and decide...Jeff says he wants the whole thing, to get that done, it will be gross, then never see that person again in his life and then get a massage and never go to that facility ever again LOL OMG chocolate starfish talk and some really ridiculous butt hole talk and lots of LAUGHS (I can't even transcript the silliness! and then Jeff ends it with a fart Jordan says Jeff definitely needs one...Jeff says an old sewing machine is going to come out LOLOL JeJo late night talk - spy screen watching 2:27 - 2:39 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...feeds return from palm trees...Jeff asks Jordan where she thinks those chess pieces are?...Jordan doesn't even know, they should do that one day, search the house unless someone took them when they left...Jeff doesn't think they would let them do that...Jordan thought it was Brendon...Jeff thinks it's Dani because she would just do something like that...they look at the memory wall and talk about the order of people leaving...Jeff says "dude, if I send Daniele home, Brendon is gonna shit when she comes through there" Jordan says she's gonna hate it too...Jeff says she'll probably talk to him and see he's normal...Jordan says being in there they'll be fine...Jeff says without Rachel there they'll probably get along perfectly or maybe not but...Jordan says Rachel told her about jury, how she was in there so long, 5 weeks is a long time...Jeff says "5 weeks?"...Jordan says yeah, she was the 1st person in jury... They watch the spyscreen and monitor Dani talking to Cruddy, he better not tell her anything about his plans...they get paranoid about Adam LOL...they enjoy watching the spyscreen because it's something to do like watching tv...Jordan says no one goes in the purple room...they start talking about if Dani gets evicted all her outside crew will be gone, they wonder how that all happened, Dani wasn't with them from day one, she's probably going to give Kalia and Porsche tips on what to do...Jeff says she's already working on people in case she gets backdoored...Jeff says they've put a lot of time into Adam and don't think he'll turn...Jordan agrees...Jeff says he doesn't want Dani filling Adam's head with all this bullshit(bingo!)...Jordan says once Adam's mind is made up he'll stick to it, he does take Jeff's advice to heart (bingo!)...Jordan asks if Jeff is getting worried that Adam and Dani are talking?...Jeff says yeah always...Jordan tells Jeff to go out there and act like he's smoking a cigarette...Jeff says "forget it, those things make me sick" (then stop!😠 ) Jeff says if he went game talk would stop anyway, it would be awkward...Jordan says to just ask Adam about it...Jeff says he will...Jordan says she's probably just trying to get info...Jeff says Dani doens't have anything on them so if someone did tell them something then he'd say let's bring Dani over and bring it to him, he then rambles about Shelly and Jordan says she doesn't think they should call Shelly out like that, they can pull her aside...Jeff isn't so sure ...Jeff sighs... Jordan says Kalia has to leave next week...Jordan says it's crazy that Jeff got to pick the HN's, thanks Big Brother...Jeff giggles saying when he was reading the card he could feel them staring at him...Jordan says "any volunteers?" LOL Jordan says Dani looked like she wanted to kill Jeff...Jeff says yeah, "the face", the same face when the Zingbot said the zing about the coattails...they look at the spyscreen and how there's an optical illusion in it...feeds switch to the HN room... Brief head in lap 2:45 AM Feeds return to the HOH room just after the 2:45am mark to Jordan rubbing Jeff's head that's on her lap...he sits up to take his shirt off (we missed the whole thing to see Porsche & Kalia talking in the HN room )...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and the customary fart & "Jayefff" from Jordan LOL Jeff asks how Jordan liked that razor?...Jordan loved it...Jeff gets back in bed and says he hopes he doesn't have an early DR's...Jordan says "it's Sunday remember?"...palm trees...they talk about watching the spyscreen, Jeff says he's invested in this game, there's no turning back...Jordan asks Jeff what he's worried about... Goodnight kisses & ½ million $ banter 2:49 AM Jeff and Jordan are winding down their late night talk...they are talking about wondering what Adam and Dani were talking about outside, it's game for sure and he better not lie and say it wasn't just like Dani would say the late night crew would sit out there until 6 in the morning and not talk game, yeah right... Jeff gets settled with his blankets and then Jordan says "goodnight" they kiss and Jeff wants more, Jordan kisses him 2 more times... Jeff says "goodnight love, I'll take the night watch"...Jordan giggles...Jeff giggles saying she can just sit back and not worry about anything, he's got it from here ...Jordan says "Jeff!! you make me seem bad"...Jeff says she can write him a little note saying thank you for winning her second half a million dollars...Jordan says Jeff-uh!! listen, stop, he makes her feel like a terrible person...Jeff says why? because he helped her win a whole million dollars?...Jordan says no...Jordan wants to kiss Jeff again but he doesn't see it...Jordan says Jeff totally blew her off...Jeff puckers up again and they kiss...Jeff asks what was that look?...Jordan says his face was in the air...Jeff says he has fu**ing headphones on, what does she want him to do?...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it's on his favorite song and he gives her the headphones to listen...Jordan knows...Jeff says it was on jammoni mode...Jordan finally says "goodnight" and Jeff says "goodnight love"...Jeff continues listening, Jordan drifts off What’s up love? 1:06 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chopping food... Jordan comes inside and Jeff says "Ello love ♥ "...Jordan says hello Jordan sits at the counter...Jeff sweetly says "what's up love? ♥ "...Jordan nods nothing Jeff walks by Jordan and touches her leg...he goes outside to get something and returns… Kitchen back rub 1:45 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table eating a big bowl of salad...Jeff finishes up washing his dishes...Jeff heads over to Jordan and says she's crushing it...Jordan mmm, hmm's and keeps eating... Jeff plays around with the pool net, throwing the ball into it and then he heads back to Jordan and starts rubbing her neck... Jordan says "ooh, that feels good"...she instructs him to go down...he keeps rubbing saying "here?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, right there"...Jeff keeps going...Jordan says it tickle hurts...Jeff says that's good...a little bit more rubbing and then it's over (good while it lasted) Jordan asks if Jeff is going outside?...Jeff says yeah and he goes... Hey…What’s up stupid? Head rub 1:54 PM Jordan is in the kitchen talking to Rachel...Rachel gets called to the DR...Jordan goes outside...Jeff is having a smoke and looks at Jordan...she approaches and says "hey"...Jeff says "what's up stupid?"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... and then says sorry realizing his hair is styled...she rubs his neck a little and walks over to the other side... Jordan the hairstylist 3:05 - 3:11 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are outside in the BY...Jordan has just finished helping Rachel color and rinse her hair, Rachel puts conditioner in her hair and Jordan goes inside to put the shampoo and conditioner bottles back, when she walks inside, Adam tells her good job, he told her she has (another) career...Jordan giggles...Rachel says to Jeff "the things friends do for each other" Jeff says he told Jordan, does Rachel think she'd be good at that?...Rachel says huh?...Jeff says "I told Jordan, I think she'd be good at that"...Rachel agrees...Jeff says she's such a talker...Rachel says "and she's so friendly and she's gentle", that makes the biggest difference because if you're not nobody would come back to you, she'd go to her and she'd definitely have a client base. Jeff says he always wanted to date somebody who cuts hair...Rachel laughs and says "really?"...Jeff says it's not what it's cracked up to be because he would want his hair cut once a week, like on Fridays before he goes out but it's not like that... Jeff says that he says that to the girl that cuts his hair and she says her husband never gets hair cuts because the last thing you want to do after cutting hair all day is cut hair so he never gets his hair cut from her...Rachel says that makes sense though...Jeff says it does so he thought maybe it's not as cool as I thought...Rachel says "but when Jordan is practicing and learning she's going to want to do someone's hair, so see you'd definitely get a lot of haircuts"...Jeff says that he does his hair himself so how much worse could it get... (So Jeff, you're saying you envision being married to Jordan and her never cutting your hair like your hairstylist? 😉 ) Rachel rinses out her hair while her and Jeff discuss what her color is naturally and what she expected this color to be...Jordan comes out and they discuss her hair and then they laugh about how short Rachel's hair looks and how maybe it was Jordan that made it fall out so maybe she shouldn't take up doing hair after all LOL The boob archive 3:11 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are outside talking about her hair...Rachel adjusts her top and her boob pops out OOPS! she says "OMG!"...Jeff says what?...Rachel says "nothing"...Jeff and Jordan ask if her boob fell out?...Rachel says yep...Jeff says at least she didn't give them a show, the whole boob was just gone? at least the camera wasn't on her...Rachel is embarrassed, she tried to spend the entire summer being careful, hopefully no one caught it...Jordan says it's worse if the the other thing is shown than the boobs...Jeff says "your hooha?"...Jordan says yeah...Rachel asks what Jordan had?...Jordan says full boob and partial hooha, it was bad but nobody will see anything this year...Jeff says Rachel can join the boob archive LOL Putting chairs up 3:12 -3:17 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are outside...they're talking about boob slips during BB...Jordan asks if Jeff is using one of the chairs?...Jeff says no, why? is she laying out?...Jordan says she was going to put them up, does he want to sit out there with her?...Jeff says he'll help her do that...Rachel goes inside...Jeff walks towards Jordan asking what's on her mind?...Jordan says nothing, she just wanted to talk...Jeff says it looked like she wanted to talk to him earlier... They start putting the chairs away and Jordan asks why those girls don't put their chairs up, Dani put up her own...Jeff says it's day 51, people are pretty set in their ways...Jordan says can you believe that?...they start talking about the facts that BB put out over the speakers, they wonder if they will come into play...Jordan says they did on their season...Jeff says Adam says he doubts they will...Shelly comes out saying Jeff's hair looks good, did Jordan cut that too?...they say no...Shelly says omg They go back to talking about those facts again on the couches...Jordan says her salad was so good and she's kind of sleepy...Jeff too...Jordan asks Jeff what's wrong?...Jeff says nothing...they start talking about Shelly and Adam, Jordan starts to tell Jeff about how Shelly was getting leery of Adam (throwing him under the bus) when Adam comes out and game talk stops... HOH room - lying down b4 the party 3:17 - 3:31 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are outside on the couches chatting about random stuff...Jeff asks what time it is and Adam says it's like 3:20...Jordan says Dani's thing starts at 4...Adam says they can dance and sing, they can actually sing happy birthday because the feeds shut off...more random chatter, Jordan says she's tired...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to lay down until the party starts?...Jordan says yeah...they ask Adam if he wants to come hang out and play?...Adam says no, he'll give them alone time...Jordan says they're not doing anything up there...Adam says yeah, Jeff's like yeah, I know Jeff says yeah, they're going to have a party up there... They head upstairs...Jeff goes in first, Jordan follows pointing out that she made the bed Jordan lays down on the couch saying it's cold in there, puts on a jacket and socks and sits back down...Jordan looks at Jeff's pics and says Marley looks a lot older in one over the other...Jordan says Jeff did good with his hair, it looks good Jeff says for doing it himself, it looks good...Jordan agrees... Jordan likes couches like the one she's on, it's comfy, she feels like the room looks so much cleaner when the bed is made...Jeff agrees...Jeff is eating food from his cheese plate and Jordan says she's never seen one like that...back to game talk and which of the two, Shelly and Adam will maybe flip, Jordan doesn't think they will, they know it's the best move...Jordan tells Jeff how she advised Rachel to be if Dani gets put up on the block...Jordan says the DR asked if Jeff was going to talk to Dani...Jeff says they asked him too...Jeff says he talked to Porsche while she was fixing the back of his hair and she told him she wants off the block because she doesn't want to pack her stuff...Jordan giggles and says "who says that?" Jeff says Porsche said Jeff wasn't her target and she would put up Rachel and Shelly but of course she's saying what she has to, she even said she thought they were in an alliance...they continue talking game until Rachel comes in to show off her hair and how good of a job Jordan did with it Jordan’s family vs Jeff’s family 6:17 PM Jordan and Rachel are out walking laps around the BY...they are talking about their families...Jordan says she always says she knows where she gets "it" from because her mom can be a little "dingy"...Rachel giggles and says her mom can be too... Jordan gives an example, they were in Folly Beach, they were eating at a restaurant where you can bring your dogs and the menu said something about getting your parfaits "to go" which meant you can get them fast if you're in a hurry and Jeff said something about it and her mom told Jeff no, he couldn't get one because they're only "to go" and they were like, what are you talking about? and she was like "huh?" and they explained to her mom what it meant and Jeff said "omg, me hanging out with your family for a week" Rachel says that's cute and hilarious, it's something her mom would say...Jordan says that her mom doesn't know about a lot of stuff, she told her mom that she used to think she was super smart but she's smarter than she is...Rachel says is Jeff's family the total opposite?...Jordan says Jeff's family is smart and very intelligent and super nice, so different, her family is so goofy, it's just different, also because Jeff's brothers are like Shelly's age whereas her siblings are a lot younger, his brother's are closer in age to her aunt, isn't that weird?...Rachel says Brendon's brother is older 37 and he has a younger sister 29, that she gets along with really well...they keep discussing Brendon and his family... Jeff watches Jordan shaves her legs 8:42 - 8:49 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished up game talk...Jordan is getting ready to shave her legs...Jeff asks Jordan if the back of his hair is sticking up?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks if he went too high back there?...Jordan says no, it's where his swirl is...Jeff says that's a little high...Jordan says you can't tell, she told him he did a good job on it...Jeff says he was just double checking...contol room... Jordan is shaving her legs with Jeff's new razor, she loves it. Jeff says to not get crazy with it...Jordan says she tried to help Rachel out with acting more lady-like, she's got to stay on her...Jeff tells her to not stay on her too much, other people need to self-destruct...Jordan says she was just trying to help her out with that... Jordan says she did a good job on her hair today...Jeff says she did, he told her he thinks she should do that but she has to like what she does...Jordan says she thinks she'd get burned out with it...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's new everyday, she could talk to people, as long as she worked in a good place, you don't have to take tests like chemistry bs...Jordan says yeah, yeah...Jeff says to watch out with that razor, it will cut her up...Jordan knows, she says the blades are good... Jordan can't believe today is day 51, August 21st, in the beginning they were omg until September...Jeff says they have a little over 3 weeks. Jordan says she needs to call Rachel up there to study...Jeff says good...they go over the facts BB put out over the speaker and how there was a HOH comp based on that, Jeff says they were more about them not how many miles were in the BY...control room and when the feeds return Jeff is in the BY talking to Adam... Kitchen butt pinch 9:24 - 9:27 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with a few others...Jordan finishes up washing dishes, Jeff has just finished up his dinner...there's some random chatter and banter and then Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to go outside?...Jeff says yes...more random chatter...Jeff gets himself a drink and then says he has to go upstairs to get a sweater, as he passes by Jordan on the way up, he pinches her butt...

August 28 Planet 21 banter 8:11 - 8:14 PM Jordan, Shelly & Kalia are outside chatting...Shelly asks Jordan what happened when Jordan walked back into work for the first time the last time she was gone? did they make her a big sign saying welcome back Jordan? Jordan says her manager made her a huge sign that all the girls all signed, it was a big banner that said "Congratulations to our very own Jordan Lloyd for being on BB", it was a huge sign that was right by the Planet 21 sign, it was really sweet, they gave it to her when she got home, they had it up on the salon, up on the building so everybody could see it, the owners of the shopping center told them to take it down though, they are really good to her Jordan then says that a lady made a big wedding cake sized cake for her, it was all about BB, very detailed with BB stuff, even mini cameras and a smaller cake for TAR with her and Jeff in their backpacks, it was super nice, she got her business cards to hand out, she did an awesome job, they had it on display because it was too nice to have in the back of the salon, she only took a couple of pieces to taste the icing, a lot of people wanted to know who made the cake... Jeff’s scared of turbulence 9:29 PM Jordan, Rachel, Kalia and Porsche are outside on the couches in the BY talking about seat preferences on flights...Jordan says her and Jeff will be on a plane, Jeff is a little scared to fly and if there's a little turbulence he'll say "whoa, what's up?" he'll have his headphones on and his hoody and he'll look over at Jordan and say "what's up" LOL and then she'll look over at him with a look and she'll get more scared and he'll say "it's fine" Jordan knows how Rachel left 9:57 PM Jordan and Rachel are talking at the hot tub...the camera is on Adam, Porsche & Kalia at the couch area but J&R can be heard... Jordan says "now I know how you felt when Brendon was gone" Rachel says "you miss Jeff?" Jordan says "mmm, hmm...cuz he's so like loud and goofy and like"...Rachel says "and fun" The next part is virtually impossible to hear but essentially Jordan is saying it's different when you have your "partner" partner in there with you...Rachel agrees Manscaping 10:59 PM Jordan is sitting at the hot tub with Adam and Rachel...they are giving Adam a hard time about not manscaping his back, they're trying to get him to agree to let them do it...Jordan says he'll get more TV time, Fara will love them if he does that...Adam is not budging LOL Adam says real man are hairy...Rachel says Brendon isn't hairy...Adam says he isn't a real man...Rachel disagrees Adam says he saw Jeff shaving in the shower and was like dude, what are you doing?...Porsche says Jeff's trims his armpits, he manscapes...Jordan says Jeff is so picky about the back of his neck, he'll need it shaved and Jordan says she'll do it for him and he goes on about how she has to do it and then he questions her on it, he's so particular about it... JeJo didn’t make out this time/first kiss butterflies 11:01 - 11:06 PM Jordan is at the hot tub talking to Adam, Shelly, Rachel & Porsche...they are finishing up the manscaping conversation...Jordan says to Shelly how it's funny one night how her and Jeff were up in the HOH just talking, they never make out up there ever, it's always like (peck) goodnight cuz the cameras, you know, it's just, nobody wants to hear that, she doesn't know, she just feels awkward doing that...Rachel says "Brendon and I made out all the time" Jordan says she doesn't know, she thinks when she gets out of there she'll forget how to kiss because she hasn't really kissed in so long...Rachel asks if they didn't ever really make out?...Jordan says "no, not in here, I just feel weird cuz there's cameras around and microphones and they can hear you and it's like (smack smack), I don't know, I'm helping production out, they don't wanna hear that" (they don't care Jordan ) Jordan says she gave Jeff a whole foot massage and she never does that...Rachel says her and Brendon are touchy feely...Jordan says they know this, they all know this Raychell...Shelly asks if it bothers Rachel that are cameras catch them making out?...Rachel says no, she doesn't care at all... Jordan explains how if she was single, she could never do the Bachelor because the cameras are right there when you're making out and there's more people standing around, she could never be like "oh come over here" and kiss, it's like that romantic moment when you say "I just love your eyes and I feel like I'm falling for you, oh Brad, I believe you" and you just start making out... Rachel says it doesn't bother her, for her and Brendon's first kiss he wouldn't kiss her until he put the blankets over their head because he didn't want America to see their first kiss, he's so dorky but after that they didn't care, she doesn't think it's wrong...Jordan says she doesn't think it's wrong...Shelly says it's your own comfort level... Jordan says "I mean, we kissed last season kind of like under the covers"...Rachel says they don't go to the movies and make out or go to the park and make out...Adam says he misses those teenage days when you made out everywhere...Shelly says she thought Jeff never kissed Jordan (that season) 🙄 Jordan says "if it was the live show she would turn, even when he left, I always turn for him to kiss my cheek and umm, that's what, on Thursday when he left he went to kiss me and I turned my head so he could kiss my cheek, he was like "love you" and I turned my head so he could kiss my cheek, I don't know cuz everybody's watching, I just feel weird" (no Jordan that feeling is a bit weird) Jordan says "but I mean on mine, under the covers we did, like the first time he pulled the covers and started kissing me and I remember being like uhhhh, I get like a little girl, like a teenage girl, I'm always like omg! omg! I was all nervous and I got butterflies...I don't know how I felt, I was all like "oh my goodness just stop now" (ok first off, it wasn't under the covers LOL annnndddd you clearly didn't want him to stop because you kept kissing! ) Rachel then tells her story about first kissing Brendon and it's much like Jordan's, she was nervous and had butterflies too Jeff’s feet 11:25 PM Jordan, Kalia & Shelly are talking outside on the couches in the BY...they're talking about sleeping habits of the house, snoring and how Adam was kicking and moaning in his sleep the other night...Kalia says that Jeff's thing is this (flicks her feet), she says that some others thought that Jeff might be "getting a rub on" but Kalia didn't think it sounded like that, the next night she walked by the bed and she heard Jeff doing that and saw it was his feet, he does it before falling asleep...Jordan says "all the time! even when he lays out...all the time" Kalia says she told Jeff he loves doing that, that's how she knows if he's fallen asleep or awake and he said he does, she told him that when they first got there people thought what it was, could they hear that? and Jeff said he didn't know they could hear it...Jordan says one time she thought Brenchel were getting it on or something, she woke up, Kalia and Jeff were sleeping and she kept telling herself to go to sleep, go to sleep...Shelly says they did that one night by her and she thought the same... Lost in the tree/Jeff’s jokes 11:36 PM Jordan, Kalia & Shelly are talking on the couches in the BY...they're talking about bedtimes in the house and how boring it can be in the house and what they do to pass the time...Kalia says that her and Jeff had a conversation once about how Jeff gets "lost" in that big tree over there, he sits and stares at it and gets "lost" in it and Kalia told him she looks at that tree a lot too, Jeff said that in his season he'd sit and workout and stare at the tree and she laughed about how they were having a whole conversation about a darn tree...Jordan says "he's so stupid...he's so funny...he always makes me laugh..." Jordan continues..."and then he gets mad cuz he'll tell a joke and then I'm like uh huh and then he'll be like (disbelief pause)...that was a joke! and he's like, you didn't get it? and I'll be like, no I did! it was funny and he's like no, tell me what it meant and I'm like uhhhh? and then he like breaks it down for me and then I'll be like, oh! that is funny and then he's like no!......you just ruined it"

August 23 Pool table kiss & butt poke 12:56 AM Jeff and Adam are playing pool (what else is new lol)...Adam asks Jordan if she ever wears her hair down?...Jordan asks yeah why? is it because he always sees her with her hair pulled back?...Adam says when he saw her with it down he thought it looked long...Jordan says thanks, it's just in here, you're just sitting around so you pull it back... Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek... Lotion babe 2:15 AM Jeff and Jordan get quiet and settle in to sleep...Jordan turns to her side saying goodnight...Jeff says goodnight...Jeff searches for his pillow behind him, asks Jordan if she has his pillow...Jordan says he threw it on the floor earlier...Jeff picks it up and puts it behind him, he asks Jordan "do you have that lotion babe"  Jordan hands him the lotion telling him to keep it on his side...Jeff say it's good lotion...Jordan agrees...they quiet down again until Jordan brings up game talk… JeJo HOH late night talk - Jeff is frustrated 2:51 - 2:59 AM Jeff and Jordan are up in the HOH room talking...there conversation about nomination scenarios gets a little testy when Jeff tells Jordan she must be at space camp if she thinks that she will be put on the block before Jeff ever, if they did that it would be idiotic...Jordan uses the Porsche as HOH scenario but then realizes what she's saying doesn't make sense, she says sorry, nevermind...Jeff asks her why she's saying sorry?...Jordan changes the subject saying the bathroom light is in her eye...Jeff offers to shut it...Jordan says it's fine but Jeff takes the opportunity to go to the bathroom... He shuts the door and asks if that's better...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff gets back in bed, leans into Jordan and says "sorry, I'm just frustrated love" ♥ Jordan says she can tell...she reaches over to rub Jeff's face/hair... Jeff says "but, can I be for one day?" Jordan says "I didn't say it was bad, let it out" Jeff yawns and says this fu**ing game is hard, for some people...Jordan says it wouldn't have been so hard if Brendon was there and Dani would've stuck with them, she thinks if Dick was there, she would've, she doesn't think he would've turned on them...Jeff says "who knows"...Jordan says she didn't watch their season, she doesn't know how they played, she tells Jeff to not worry about it, on Thursday she leaves and it will be a new game again...Jeff says honestly Dani is not what he's frustrated about...Jordan asks if it's floaters, who's left?... Jeff says yeah, he's frustrated about people who don't do shit and they don't even have to, he's mad because he wants them to step up but they're smarter than him, they don't have to do shit, it's a smart game move, he's frustrated because he thinks 24/7 and kills himself to win competitions and then he gets pissed when he doesn't and these other people don't care and don't want to win, they make it further, it frustrates him, he's mad at himself they're playing a better game than him, he's going crazy trying to go far and they're not doing anything, they're worried about recipes, taking naps and not winning competitions and being friends with everyone on each side... Jordan tells Jeff that he needs to just relax...Jeff says he's fine, just venting...Jordan knows and says he can vent, it will get better, she thinks Adam will try for HOH, he's homesick and told her so this morning...Jeff says he told him too...Jordan says she can see what Jeff means though...they get quiet and then Jordan says they need to go to bed, he needs to go to bed...she kisses him on the cheek and Jeff gets up to get more water and gets back in bed... Late wake up 1:20 - 1:26 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH...Jordan is in the bathroom stall...Jeff is laying in bed totally zoning out yet seemingly in deep thought...after a few minutes he gets up and gets a pill from the chest of drawers, goes back to take it with some water he has by the bedside...Jordan is wearing her bikini, grabs her clothes from the top of the chest of drawers and puts them on the bathroom...Jeff comes in to use the bathroom and Jordan tells him she would wait to use the bathroom Jeff lays back down on the bed, stares at the ceiling and then turns and watches Jordan getting ready to go downstairs... Jordan grabs her bag and says "do you want me to tell you what time it is?"...Jeff says "yes please"...Jordan opens the door, sees the time on the stove clock and tells Jeff it's 1:25...Jeff says holy f**k"...Jordan leaves and Jeff gets up… Apples, peanut butter & hair 1:44 PM Jordan is outside sitting on the couches in the BY, she's eating apples & peanut butter...Rachel is on the elliptical...Jeff comes outside and lights up a cigarette...Jeff asks Adam across the yard if he missed anything?...Adam says he worked out, made a good breakfast...Jeff says he saw him rocking out to the music earlier... Rachel says she ran a mile, is doing 30 mins on the elliptical and hopes Jordan walks with her...Jordan says she can...Rachel says she needs to get back into wedding dress shape...Jeff asks how much weight she can lose?...Rachel says she's not about losing weight but just toning...Jeff says she's pretty fit...Rachel says she needs to tone after drinking and pigging out after being on slop...Porsche is overheard on audio complaining about Rachel, how sometimes she just wants to kill her Jeff says she was crunk...Rachel tells them about how she was talking about BB in her sleep...Jeff says she was throwing jabs in her sleep... Jordan offers Jeff a piece of apple, he says no thanks at first but then reconsiders and accepts...Jeff says "is it crunchy?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff adds "does it have a hair on it?" Jordan says "does it?"...Jeff picks the hair off and says "yum" and giggles...Jordan says she's sorry...they eat their apples & pb...Rachel asks if they slept good?...Jordan says yeah...Rachel asks what time they went to bed?...Jordan says 1:30 (wrong, it was closer to 3)...Jeff says not too late LOL Jordan asks if Jeff wants the last one?...Jeff smiles and says no, he's stuffed with hair, they're good though...Jeff looks at his hair in the mirror and says he cut the back too short, it's sticking up...Rachel asks if they're laying out?...they are...Rachel says she'll be back out...Jordan says for her to get her bathing suit on...Rachel leaves and Shelly comes out to join them... Jeff’s hat stories 1:48 - 1:53 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Rachel has just left and Shelly comes outside and joins them, she sits down to have a cigarette...she asks how they are...Jordan says good, they slept forever...Jeff says it's nice not to have to get up for DR's...Shelly says it's been quiet but the "lovely tunes" didn't wake them up?...Jeff says he came down to change his battery and heard the rock 'n roll...Shelly says it was Metallica, Iron Maiden...Jordan says she's sure Adam loved it...Jeff says he saw him rocking out there... Jordan says it's pretty today...Shelly says it's hot...they get quiet and then Jeff grabs his Aurora hat sitting there and says "love ♥ , you got your hat back"  Jordan says she worked out with it and forgot it there...Jeff says it's too small for him, he just got it for that homecoming game, he likes it though (I do too!), he wishes it was bigger...Shelly says she likes the colors... Jeff says he called and asked if they had another one...more quiet...Jeff picks up the hat again and says it's weird that when they make a hat they don't save the pattern, he doesn't think he called the company for this one, he looked online...Shelly asks who is it?...they look inside the hat, Jeff says maybe he didn't go to that website, he gave that hat to Jordan...Shelly says it's made in China, it's a nice looking hat but it's a small-medium...Jeff says it's small...Shelly says it's the kind that you put on and it gives you a headache...Jeff says it gives him a line (across his forehead)... Jeff says he got his UCLA hat online, he wore it last time and he wore it for a comp, it got all yellow from the water, he doesn't know why, he tried to wash it, it's white but all yellow on the inside...Shelly asks if he was sweating...Jeff doesn't think so, he wore it on the swinging comp and didn't rinse it after so the whole thing went yellow, he washed it and it got white except the inside so he wrote a letter to the company, he told them he wore this hat, blah blah blah and they knew, they saw it (on BB) and they sent him a bunch of hats but not that one... Shelly says how nice...Jeff says the company got a bunch of requests for that hat but they don't make it anymore, they wrote him back so they sent him a box of hats, in the letter he told them the hat he wore on the show, the person knew who Jeff was and sent him 8 hats...Jordan says "isn't that cool?"...Jeff says he brought that dirty one but BB wouldn't let him bring it on, maybe it was too much UCLA (with Brendon's)...palm trees... TAR party/Jeff’s work/ATWFF & opportunities after BB 5 - 5:15 PM Jeff and Shelly are sitting quietly on the couches in the BY...Jordan and Rachel are off camera walking around the BY talking about TAR...Jordan says how great it was, it was less competitive, everyone on the show was so nice and the party they had in May was so much fun, here everybody would be separated in corners because people are mad but there everybody was great, she'll show her pictures from her camera...Rachel wonders if people on Survivor feel that hostility towards each other? maybe they don't but it's normal to have that on a competitive reality show... Jordan says to Jeff "remember that boat we went on? that pirate show boat?"...Jeff says yeah...Rachel says it sounds so fun...Jordan tells Shelly about it, how it was a real pirate ship, they had a show where they picked 3 girls from the audience, who had to put their heads in stocks and gargle water while singing a song...Jeff says it was a fun show...Shelly says they've done a lot of fun things since they've met...Jeff says yeah...Rachel says it sounds medieval...Jordan says it was like medieval times but on a boat, it was funny, then they feed you and you drink the whole time...Jordan then explains how Shelly (?) was up on the boat, by the nose and she was walking and fell...Jeff laughs...Rachel asks if the boat moves?...Jordan says yeah, it takes you out...Rachel realizes it's on the ocean...Jeff tells Shelly that it's a vacation thing to do, he did that in Mexico before with "someone else before"  , it was fun, it's like a show on a boat basically... Shelly asks Jeff if his job allows him to come and go as he pleases?...Jeff says yeah, it's perfect for as long as he's getting work, he's doing something, it's going to come to a point where, after this he has no more shows unless his production company pitches them and gets him a real show, unless it's a dot com thing, he doesn't mind doing a dot com thing because it keeps him working and he loves it especially with the production company he works for so if he could keep getting those or whatever...Shelly asks what a dot com show is?...Jeff says like ATWFF...Shelly says oh, that's great for him...Jeff says he doesn't need it to be, he never wanted to be Tom Cruise or anything like that as long as he is working in the business, whether on camera or production, he loves the business...Shelly asks if Jeff has a production company that he works for and they pitch him to people for different jobs?...Jeff says right...Shelly says that's great, how did he meet them?...Jeff says through ATW, it's a production company called ATW productions...Shelly asks if they came and got him after this show?... Jeff says a "girl" who he can't say her name, found him, they were looking for a host, Alex won TAR2 and he did ATW, he wanted to get in producing, he loved it through being on a reality show, he thought of the ATW idea, after he did TAR, he started pitching his own shows, he got a guy named Zsolt who is a great camera guy, they went out and did their own documentary called ATWFF, he pitched it, got on TV, had connections with Rachel Ray, then they wanted a host for the 2nd season so someone from CBS NY asked if they had seen Jeff from BB, he always talked about travel, Alex didn't know him so someone sent him some cuts from the show so they flew him out to LA and he had an audition/meeting, when Alex called him he thought he was fu**ing around, one of his buddies, but they sent him a ticket to LA, he did that and they picked him... Shelly asks if he always has known he's always wanted to work somehow in LA in the business for a long time?...Jeff says when he finished college with his marketing degree he went on interviews and things like that and he always worked at the job he's at now, even in high school and then he came back, his buddy Mimmo works there, he's like the top guy, he stuck with it, he does really well for himself there, it was always there but Jeff told his boss, who is a big motivational guy, that this job sucks, it isn't for him, he can't do this and his boss liked him because he was honest with him, he steered him in the right direction, he told him when he's doing other stuff, he can always come work there so why not work there and get a little paycheck and pursue other things so he went on job interviews but he thought he can't do 9 to 5 and he always loved acting, things like that so he tried to get into theater but he would have to major in it so after college he met a guy and started from scratch, he decided after 2 years to go to LA, he only knew that one guy, his acting coach, he lived in LA for 2.5 years and moved back to Chicago, he couldn't do it, it wasn't paying the bills, he thought he'd have to knuckle up and get a real job but someone told him to just send his headshots out so he did and got a great response from agencies, he started working a lot, more than in LA, he was around 27 years old, his boss knew he loved it, he continued to let him work there and let him audition, he always pushed him to pursue other things...Shelly says it's wonderful to have mentors like that...Jeff says his boss set him on a business plan for his acting career, he really pushed him on the right track. Shelly asks if after doing BB it really took off for him?...Jeff says that when he lived in LA he said he would never do reality but then he actually came to the reality he might never do TV LOL so he went on this audition, he was trying other things too and he got it, this did "launch" him, he's not "launched" or anything but right from there he met Jordan  Shelly asks if he got an agent after the show?...Jeff says he had all that...Shelly asks if he was getting people calling him all the time to do this and that?...Jeff says no, it's not like that, you have to work at it, people don't come calling, he did the race and then Alex called him...Shelly says he can see him hosting or reporting for news or special events...Jeff says he doesn't think so, he knows his strengths and weaknesses...Shelly says he could do entertainment and social stuff...Jeff says he would have to like it though, his biggest thing is that he's doing it because he truly likes it/loves it, whether it's behind the camera or on camera, he loves everything about the business... Shelly asks why he hasn't done anything for BB?...Jeff says well after BB he did the race and then was gone over 100 days for ATW, he hasn't had time and since ATW he has other shows in the works, dot com shows, ATW are pitching shows, they do other things but he loves those guys because they stuck with him, anything they want to do and want him to host, he's all for it...Shelly asks if he had to clear it all with CBS to do the race and all that?...Jeff says the race was CBS and ATW was cbs.com...Shelly says she was happy to see them on the race... Jeff says it helped him a lot and he swears he had NO idea, he thought right after the show was done, he was going right back to work, alright that was awesome, show's over, he lost, it sucks, he got a little cash, that was awesome and then he got out and his brother, the first time he saw him, told him he was in this magazine and Jeff was shocked that people watched BB, it was crazy but cool, he was blown away, he had no idea, people would write him, it was overwhelming, he went by his buddy's house with his brother and SIL who came out to LA, they were having beers, they went on the computer to check something out, it was a list of all the jokes he told in the house, they did little cartoons of him and Jordan (YAY TAZ LOL) he was blown away, he was like holy shit and he stayed up until 8am looking at stuff, there was some bad press, he went on the Bonnie Hunt show and apologized for a bad comment, he apologized over 500 times it wasn't derogatory but taken out of context, he's learned a lot, even living in LA, you can make everyone happy all the time, even people close to you if you start doing stuff, they're going to knock you down and the more people know you, the more people don't like you, it's just part of it, he was told to stay off the internet but you're a person, you're curious so he gets a lot of things, if he reads something bad he blocks them or he doesn't read into things too much...Shelly says they don't know you...Jeff says exactly, they don't know you, they just want a reaction out of you... Shelly says that was one of her biggest concerns coming in, how she would be perceived but her husband told her what's important is they know who she is and to not worry about that  yikes! Jeff says you have to have that head on your shoulders and keep it together, everybody likes a different person, different people relate to different HG's...Shelly uses the example of Adam liking Ronnie  they continue talking about BB and casting and palm trees... Butt grab 5:57 PM Jordan is near the patio talking to Adam, Kalia and Shelly...Jeff is walking laps around the BY...Jordan starts to head back inside and almost runs into Jeff...as she goes to open the sliding glass door, Jeff back tracks and walks the opposite way so he can grab Jordan's butt before she goes in...Jordan oww's Be nice hug/nuzzle/butt grab 6:44 PM Jeff and Adam are working out and talking about how they are running out of certain types of food items...Jordan comes outside and says hey...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing, what's up?...Jordan nears Jeff and Jeff starts to play fight with her but Jordan says "be nice"...she gives Jeff a big hug and nuzzles his neck... Jeff says they have one more set and then they're going to do aberoos...he grabs Jordan's butt she giggles and then Adam and Jeff tease Jordan about keeping Dani...Jordan says "you're out of your mind" LOL Adam loves that response...Jordan asks what happened now?...Adam says she started campaigning today but it didn't get too far, his mind is made up... Jordan’s cloud bubble 7:03 PM Jeff and Adam are resting in between ab reps...Jordan is sitting on the hammock...Jeff says "love? ♥ what are you thinking about over there?"...Jordan says "nothing, I'm watching you"...Jeff says "what do you mean? I can see the bubbles and the clouds over your head, what's it say?" Jordan says "nothing, I'm watching you, you not like me watching you?"... Jeff says he doesn't mind but he's trying to read, he can't see what the cloud says from here...Jordan says she's watching them...Adam says for Jordan to not be nervous about him...Jeff says that the cloud says "Adam with a question mark" and all because of the eggs, he tells Adam to go smooth over the house...they start discussing the egg situation and then Jeff and Adam start doing reps again… What does the cloud bubble say now? 7:04 - 7:07 PM Jeff and Adam are doing their abs workout...Jordan continues sitting on the hammock watching them...they rest in between reps, Adam gets some water...Jordan asks if they're done?...Jeff says no, they have 15 & 10 to do...random chatter about the 40 year old virgin movie and how Jordan fixed a salad with salsa and had vegetable soup (eww )...Jeff says yum LOL Jeff and Adam do their set of 15 and then rest...Jeff looks at Jordan and asks "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "you"  Jeff says "what's your question bubble say now?"...Jordan says "I like watching y'all...can I not watch?"...Adam says she gets turned on by two studly men sweating...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Adam says well at least one of the two ...they talk about Jordan's unitard and then they go back to doing the set of 10… Cuz he’s my lover 7:13 PM Jordan is sitting on the hammock...Jeff is getting in his 50 laps...Jordan asks "you want me to walk with you?"...Jeff says to let him run 10 or 15 laps then he'll walk with her ok?...Jordan says ok...Rachel yells out if Jordan is going to work out more?...Jordan says "no I just want to walk with him...cuz he's my lover ♥ "...Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles at her big JeJo walk - game talk & tense ending 7:21 - 7:40 PM Jeff and Jordan walk around the BY and talk game, primarily about where they are at in their game and their suspicions of Adam... At the end of their walk Jordan tells Jeff that she can't wait until she's in the outside world, she feels depressed...Jeff says 3 more weeks, just fight it for 3 more weeks...Jordan says he knows she can but she's getting anxious and the mood of the house is making her not want to be there anymore, it makes things not fun anymore...Jeff says for Jordan to think about something happy when she gets like that...Jordan says she does...Jeff says "how about a free house, does that make you happy?"...Jordan says "be quiet"...Jeff says "be quiet, what? fight it for 3 more weeks, you might have another one, is that worth it?"...Jordan is quiet and then abruptly says "I'm done walking"  ...Jeff says "yeah me too"...Jordan goes inside but not before Jeff asks "you gonna shower love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "no, I'm gonna go lay down"... JeJo HOH game talk 8:10 - 8:32 PM Jeff has just finished taking a shower...Jordan is getting ready to shower but they talk game before Jeff goes downstairs to make halibut...Jeff tells Jordan that he just talked with Adam again to hammer home that they need to go F4 with him & Shelly...Jeff tells Jordan she has a great shot at winning...they then go over scenarios and Jeff gets a little snippy with Jordan's hypothetical scenarios regarding Rachel, he says she wants him to use the veto on Rachel, why not Shelly?...he can be the asshole again making another big move...Jordan tells him she doesn't even want to talk to him about that...Jeff says he's not worried about that scenario, he's worried about him going on the block...they continue hashing it out... Grill kiss 8:55 PM Jeff and Adam are grilling...Jordan approaches them and Adam says "nice slippers"...Jordan says "are you jelly?"...Adam says "yeah totes"...Jeff laughs...Jordan tells them that if she had known they were making hamburgers she wouldn't have eaten earlier but she ate a salad and soup and she doesn't want to eat this late...Adam says it's not that late...Jordan caresses Jeff's arm and reaches in giving Jeff a kiss... Jeff feeds Jordan’s fish 9:03 PM Jordan is sitting by herself outside on the couch in the BY...Jeff comes outside with his dinner...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to try a little?...Jordan says "no thanks"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "noooo"...Jeff says "you know I'm going to make you anyway" Jeff feeds Jordan...Jordan says "that one's fishier"...Jeff says "it is? it's the best"...Jordan says it's not bad but it's fishier...Rachel comes outside to tell Jeff that the fish is AH-mazing, omg, seriously, THE BEST  did he make it on the grill?...Jeff says he did, it's the best right?...Rachel joins them and they talk about the others, how they're complaining about being on slop when they're making such good food but when they were on slop the others cooked all the time too...Jeff says f**k them Massages & flight home together 9:05 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel continue sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff and Rachel are eating their dinner while talking game...Rachel leaves...Jordan says you know what? you know how you were talking about let's go and get massages and stuff? let's do it"  Jeff says for sure...Jordan says they'll do a whole day and they'll do facial stuff...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jordan asks about goiong back home, could they get flights so she could fly with Jeff to Chicago and then she could go home that way?...Jeff says he's sure they could set it up...Jordan says so they could sit together on the plane ♥, that ride is so long by yourself, she didn't even bring her iPod, they said not to bring anything valuable and with her luck she'd probably lose it... Jeff wants Jordan to have a beer 9:08 - 9:13 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting outside on the couches in the BY...Rachel comes out and compliments Jeff on the AH-mazing fish again, she tells Jordan that she would like it even though she doesn't like fish...Jordan says Jeff gave her some, it was fishier than the catfish but it was not bad...Rachel says they should study tonight about the Zingbot quotes and they talk about that for a bit...Adam comes outside and they talk about dinner and drinks...Jordan asks if there was a Coors Light?...Jeff says "have a beer!"...Rachel starts chanting "do it, do it!"... Jordan says "would everybody get mad?"...Jeff and Rachel say "no!"...Jordan asks if she's taking from somebody?...they discuss the beer situation and Jordan starts backing out of having one...Rachel says "drink it, drink it!"...Adam says he's never seen Jordan drink, Rachel either...Adam wants to see her crunk girl!...Jeff asks if she'll drink a Bud Light while Jordan says that's for after the show Jordan doesn't want to take the beer from Shelly, she normally drinks Coors Light, is she taking from somebody?...Rachel says no!...Jordan asks if she's taking from Adam?...Adam says no...Jeff says "yeah, so drink that Bud Light" while fist pumping LOL! Jordan asks if she can mix it with something to make it better?...they talk about that and then Jordan says she needs something  Adam in his Cruddy voice says "alright Jordan, let's go, I'll give you something"...Jordan says to wait until after there...they don't like the Cruddy comment. Jeff says the fish was the bomb...Adam asks what Jeff marinated it in?...Jeff says basil, garlic, oil, salt & pepper...Rachel gets called to the DR and leaves...Jordan says to Jeff "loooove ♥ ?"...Jeff says "what?"...Shelly comes out and they continue chatting... Taste like wine kiss 10:12 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam and Kalia are outside on the couches in the BY chatting...Jordan gets up and smiles at Jeff...Jeff asks if she's putting her feet in?...Jordan sweetly says "no" and bends down to kiss Jeff... Jeff says "you taste like wine"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff says "no wait that's me" LOL Jordan says "you're gonna taste like Bud Light"...Jeff says "yeahuh!" Sneaky butt pinch 10:38 PM Jeff and Adam are playing pool...Jordan, who has been sitting at the hot tub, gets up and runs straight to Jeff and pinches his butt Jeff knows exactly what Shelley means 11:02 PM Jeff, Jordan and Shelly are sitting on the couches in the BY...they're talking about how Shelly is the same at work and outside of work, she's not mean, she likes to be happy, she doesn't like grudges or people to be mad at each other, even if her and Tony have a spat, she wants it over quick, she doesn't want it dragged out... Jordan asks what was the last thing she remembers that they had a spat about?...Shelly says it's usually something stupid like "are you mad, are you tired, is there something wrong?...no there's nothing wrong...well you're quiet, what's wrong?" something like that when he's just being quiet, that means nothing... Jeff says "yeah, I know exactly what you mean"...Jordan quietly snickers and says "I did that to you the other day"...Jeff says "you say that all the fu**ing time"...Shelly says Tony hates that and tells her he's just sitting there, they really don't fight very much...she starts talking about receipts and how they bicker about that...

August 26 Jordan’s goodbye message 1:52 PM Jordan and Rachel are getting food from the SR...they walk out and Jordan says that she told Jeff in his goodbye message to "kill" Daniele in the jury house...Rachel laughs and says "seriously"...Jordan ugh's...Rachel says can she imagine them being in there with her…Jordan says so.. Jordan & Jeff were inseparable 3:41 PM Just before the 3:42pm mark the feeds come back from palm trees...Jordan is in the bathroom straightening her hair while Rachel is taking a shower...Jordan says her and Jeff ended up hanging out every day...Rachel says "after the show?"...Jordan says "yeah I mean we were inseparable after"...Rachel asks how long they stayed in LA?...Jordan says she swears felt like it was a week and a half, two weeks...Rachel says "where were you staying?"...Jordan says Jeff has friends out there...Rachel asks if they stayed with them?...Jordan says yeah and they stayed in a hotel one night, the Standard...Rachel says she loves that place...Jordan says it's different though, you pay all that money and palm trees… Jordan says her season hates her & Jeff 3:51 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the bathroom talking...Jordan apologizes to Rachel about letting it slip on the live feeds that there was a pregnancy scare and that Rachel took a pregnancy test...Rachel says she's so mad at her...Jordan says it doesn't matter...Rachel says "yes it does! how does it not matter?"...Rachel says now everybody in America knows about this drama... Jordan says "we got a lot"...Rachel says "of drama?...I know"...they start whispering about Adam and how the others are on him...Jordan says if they had of won the DE HOH then Jeff would've won the snake thing...Rachel says it would be totally different right now... Jordan says they have to quit doing "what if's", the reason she's so aggravated right now about getting rid of Brendon is just because Jeff was saying maybe they drank the kool-aid because you have so many people telling you stuff, Rachel knows how it is in there, you don't know who you can trust, people told them that they (B&R) were going to get rid of them, they were told they were being thrown under the bus, etc....Rachel says that people told them the same thing from week 3, that J&J were coming after them and they'll never beat Jeff...Jordan says they were told the same about Brendon so they got out all the good players and the floaters get through...Jordan says that happens every year... Rachel says the only reason she didn't go over Jeff was because she had been losing...Jordan says no, it's because Dani said they'd be writing Jeff a check and then says that all the people from her season are going to be saying YES! (with Jeff being evicted) because they hated them...Rachel says she knows...Jordan says "they hate me & Jeff"...Rachel says they hate her and Brendon too, cuz they're all jealous...Jordan says it just stinks because in there you don't know who you can trust, you think you're right and then you're completely wrong (Shelley)... Jeff’s a good guy/BB offered them enough 4:03 PM Jordan and Rachel are sitting on the bathroom lounger talking...Jordan says she hopes people at home are rooting for them...Rachel says she hopes so too, she doesn't know what to think, maybe they're rooting them but it's hard because they don't win anything LOL... Jordan thinks maybe people are rooting for the other side this time, she doesn't know...Rachel asks what?...Jordan thinks the audience...when Jeff left he got the first standing ovation last time...Jordan says he was pissed, he said he had to go out there like a yo-yo and boom (hit the door) and she was like uhhh... Jordan says "Jeff's a good guy"...Rachel agrees...Jordan says "I like him because he's just very straightforward and stuff"...Rachel says yeah, he is... Jordan says she didn't think she'd make it this far, her goal was just to make it to jury and then she didn't care, Jeff wanted to come back and win and try it again and she didn't care about 1st, 2nd or whatever happened, she wanted to make sure he got further and she didn't care if she got evicted or not, if she didn't make it she wanted to see him with a veteran win or at the time a newbie for balance...Rachel says a newbie, gross LOL... Rachel says obviously Brendon and her came back to win but they (BB) offered them enough... Jordan says yeah, yeah, yeah...enough of a chance to win or whatever that's why they came back...trivia… All about Jeff game/cute nieces 6:08 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the candy room playing cards to help them study BB HG facts...they are going over Evel Dick facts...Rachel goes over Jeff's facts... Rachel says that Jeff has a gf named Jordan, he's from Chicago, he wants to move to Santa Monica, he did AWTFF and still works for that production company, they met on season 11 obviously, he likes to play pool and cards, he likes to drink beer or wine, he likes to cook a lot, he"s a really good chef and what else? he has 2 brothers, a younger and an older one and he has a really cute little niece that tried to give him Brown Spots... Jordan says his nieces are really cute, the littlest one is so cute, she's like Jefff they continue playing...

August 30 Jordan likes Jeff scruffy 1:45 PM Feeds return from palm trees just before the 1:45pm mark...Jordan is in the pool talking to Shelly who is laying out...Jordan is talking about Johnny Depp, how he's such a good actor, she would feel stupid acting, she couldn't do it...Shelly asks if Jordan thinks Jeff will keep growing his Johnny Depp in the jury house?... Jordan says he won't, she doesn't know why he won't, she thinks it's cute, she likes when Jeff is scruffy...Shelly hopes Tony is scruffy when he comes to LA Jordan is ready to be with Jeff 6:48 PM Jordan, Adam & Shelly are talking outside on the couches in the BY...Shelly says "you're so bummed, I wish you were smiling more, you just look like you're so ready to see Jeff and everybody and everytime I look at you I feel guilty" (You SHOULD! ) Jordan says "I am ready" Shelly says to go tell him to switch spots with me (maybe you should have not voted him out then...grrr she makes me mad) Jordan says she is ready...Adam says 2 weeks...Jordan says 2 weeks isn't long… It sucks how Jeff went out, Jordan feels bad 7:28 PM Jordan and Adam are outside talking game...Adam is in the hammock, Jordan is standing nearby...they are talking about the whole situation with Shelly and Dani...Adam says Dani was so good at getting people to fall for her...Jordan says she just doesn't understand how because Jeff is so honest and so straightforward... Adam says an enemy of my enemy is my friend so everybody saw her and Jeff as a tough couple, 2 playing for 1, if you don't break them up now, you can't do it later...Jordan says it sucks that Dani put that in everybody's head, Jeff said he knew he probably wouldn't make it to the end, he would try his hardest, he had to win every veto but it sucks because he was scared to put up Dani, Dani would've gotten rid of Jeff in the DE anyway but it just sucks, she wishes she had, she wishes she knew ahead of time... Adam says if it wasn't during the FF at least they could've spent the last week together...Jordan says it sucks how it just happened...Adam says it was so fast they didn't even have a chance to say goodbye...Jordan says she felt like they were winning, getting back on their feet and they were pushed back down again...Adam says he feels partially responsible for not winning the HOH or veto for him...Jordan says she feels bad too...Adam says it sucks she couldn't play in this veto...Jordan says her name always get called except for this one and she was just so upset because if she wouldn't have just guessed, she was so flustered, if she would've have known, Jeff would still be here, they all would, she gets so mad when she thinks about it...they continue talking game... Jordan shout-out to Brad & JeJo for CA tix 11:46 PM Jordan and the other HG's are talking outside on the couches...they're talking about selling or not selling their stuff on ebay...Rachel says that she wants to make a scrapbook of things fans have made for them...she plugs the brenchelfans.com website...Adam says to Jordan "and don't you guys have Jorff?" LOL Rachel says "GeeJo"...Jordan says "JayJo" Jordan says for her birthday people sent stuff, a cooking book, people are really nice...Rachel says someone sent them a bottle of champagne to their hotel on NYE...Shelly wants to know how they knew where they were...Kalia thinks that's creepy...Rachel says they're their friends...Adam says they might have tweeted it...Rachel says they did... Jordan says "they" bought her and Jeff Carrie Underwood tickets in Vancouver, 2nd row, super nice, super super nice, they knew they were going there for their Amazing Race trip and this really nice guy, he doesn't know how, they got in contact with Jeff or something, it was like a surprise, they surprised her with the tickets, she was super excited, she had nose bleeds for the one she went to in Charlotte in October, then to watch her 2nd row Jeff doesn't like country music but he ended up loving it but she thinks he was moreso infatuated with her then the music, he could just stare at her the whole time so she could enjoy it...Jordan says it was really really nice, you're almost thinking they're too nice, you appreciate it but you feel bad, you don't want to take it because you feel bad but then you feel rude if you don't take it...

August 27 Don’t worry love, I got this 10:19 AM Jordan and Rachel are talking in the purple room...they're going over the POV comp during the DE...Rachel says it's too bad that Jordan didn't get picked, she could have won, taken Jeff off and then put up Adam and he may have been voted out over her...Jordan says of course, Porsche gets picked to play and not her...Rachel says it's like when Brendon left and they didn't get picked for veto...Jordan says what are the chances?...Jordan says she was crying and Jeff looked at her and told her "don't worry love, I got this" Jordan says she still felt with the veto it was theirs, every time with the tiebreaker it's been against them...Rachel says she feels like their backs have been against the wall the whole time...they talk about how Dani's moves changed the whole game… Meeting their boyfriends/husband on BB/the Brenchel wedding 12:42 - 12:45 PM Jordan walks back into the purple room where Rachel is...Rachel says Jordan's make up looks good, she thinks everyone looks better with mascara...they talk about being tired as opposed to being nervous, they have a few hours before the POV...Rachel says they should think about something positive and uplifting to talk about...Jordan says that they are going to win... Rachel says "I can't wait for me & Brendon to get married, I'm so excited...I think that like, we're going to have a really good marriage, I think we balance each other out really well"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Rachel says "isn't it weird how we met our boyfriends, like our future husband on BB?"...Jordan says "I know, who would've thought"...Rachel says "seriously especially in this house right?"...Jordan says "God I know" Rachel says her and Jeff have to come to their wedding obviously...Jordan says they will...Rachel says ok, it'll be fun, she doesn't know what they're doing but they have to be there...Rachel starts talking about wedding dresses… Taking Jordan to Napa 2:20 PM Jordan and Rachel are talking in the candy room...they're talking about how they have to just win the POV, if not, they're going home, they've accepted it...Rachel says they have a great shot...Jordan doesn't know why she's so nervous, she guesses it's because they don't win, they go home...Rachel says to think about something else so Jordan continues talking about the POV LOL They talk about that for a bit...Rachel wants to change the subject so they're not so nervous...Jordan says that she tries to but keeps coming back to that... Rachel says that Jeff wants to take Jordan to Napa after this...Jordan says "he did?... I didn't even know that" Rachel says that Jeff wants to take her there, maybe she wasn't supposed to tell her...Jordan says "how sweet"...Rachel says that would be really fun, she's never been there right?...Jordan says no, it's just wine?...Rachel says yes, it's supposed to be really romantic, it would be really fun for them...Jordan says especially after there...Rachel says it would be de-stressing or rather decompressing...they start whispering game... Jordan & Jeff balance each other out 3:29 - 3:37 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the candy room...they are hanging out and chatting...Rachel says "this game is so crazy huh?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Rachel says "did you ever think that coming back in this game that you and I would be such good friends?"...Jordan says "no"...Rachel says "me either"...Jordan says "you didn't?"...Rachel giggles and says no... Rachel says she thought that Jordan and Jeff weren't going to like them, she never knew Brendon and Jeff would be so like best friends too...Jordan says Brendon's funny...Rachel says he is, he's such a good man...Jordan says he seems like it...Rachel says he's really caring and understanding...Jordan says he seems like it, Rachel needs someone like that because she's so, she's like Jeff Rachel says "yeah and Jeff needs you"...Jordan says that if them two were dating they'd kill each other...Rachel says for real, for sure, it would never work out, that's why Brendon and her are so perfect for each other and Jordan and Jeff are so perfect for each other...Jordan says that if her and Brendon were dating they'd be the most mellow people ever, never yell, never do anything... Jordan says that's why she thinks her and Jeff balance each other out, if he was with someone really strong, outspoken, somebody with an attitude, it would never work out, that's why they balance each other, they are complete opposites on everything, with food, the way they dress, everything ...Rachel says her and Brendon are a lot alike but a lot opposite...they're alike with romance and always want to be cuddly and touchy, if she dated Jeff it would be a disaster LOL! Jordan says she knows...Rachel says Jordan isn't super cuddly either so she couldn,t be with Brendon either...they laugh about how Jeff draws a line in the bed and needs more room and Rachel is on top of Brendon in bed...Rachel says "yeah we're like perfect for each other"...Rachel asks Jordan if they cast her and Jeff to meet and be together?...Jordan says she's sure they didn't know...Rachel agrees and we get palm trees Jordan says that if she didn't have the personality she has Jeff wouldn't be attracted to her (you're only a knockout Jordan geez)...Rachel says you can tell that Jeff really cares about her, he loves her, they're super cute...Jordan says Jeff is attracted to someone more like Minka Kelly Rachel says she doesn't know what Brendon likes, he loves curvy girls...Jordan says he said he did outside...Jordan says he doesn't care for boobs but likes butts but Jeff cares more about the personality more than looks...Rachel says he seems like that, she's like that too, she loves Brendon's personality too...Jordan says there are people that might not be the hottest but if they have a great personality they're so much cuter and the reverse is true, looks fade, it's really all about personality... They chit chat more about that and then Jordan says she never saw Brendon's goofy side on tv and then when she saw Rachel coming in she was like "Oh Lord, I was like, Rachel" LOL Jordan says she thought Rachel would be mean and catty, just everything, she just had that perspective of her and she wasn't, she was nice...they continue chatting... Terrell Owens freak out 3:51 PM Jordan, Kalia and Rachel are talking in the candy room...they're just chatting about random stuff...they start talking about Basketball Wives and Chad Ochocinco, he's a flirt...Jordan says her friend Megan loves him...they talk about a reality show he and Terrell Owens had... Jordan tells the story about when Jeff and her went to "this thing" (the Reality awards show...Rachel & Kalia must have been thinking "a thing" that T.O. just happens to be at? hmm LOL) and they were walking and Terrell Owens was there with these 2 girls, he was right by them and Jeff was like "OMG that's Terrell Owens" and she said "really?" and Jeff said to take his camera and take a picture of him with T.O. in the background and Jordan was like "who's Terrell Owens?" and Jeff was like omg, so excited so she tried to act all natural while taking the pic of Jeff with him in the back Jeff’s late, Jordan’s early - opposites 5:41 PM Jordan, Rachel and Kalia are chatting in the LR...Kalia misses her iPod...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Kalia loves Kanye's last album...Jordan says Jeff loves Kanye, he plays it all the time when she goes to Chicago, she gets so mad because... Kalia interrupts saying everyone in Chicago loves Kanye too...Jordan says yeah, she'll be calling Jeff saying "hey, I'm here where you at?" and he'll say he's on his way because he lives right by the airport and she gets so mad because she's standing by the window asking where he's at now and he'll say he's almost there and every time she gets there early, she waits on him to call her, she's always on time or early (in Charlotte), she's always there so when he calls her she just pulls up right around... Rachel interrupts saying Jordan is Brendon and she is Jeff, it's exactly how they are...(and we never hear the end of Jordan's story ) The big move 10:10 PM Feeds come back briefly from control room with Rachel saying it's going to be a busy week, if her mom, her sister and her sister's fiance come down they are going to help them (move?) and she whispers "we're going to get Jeff and Jordan to help us too" control room... Jordan says "he wants to be in Chicago because of his family and friends, all his friends are like his friends from high school and umm, I know he wants to move here too and I don't want to live here...it's different, I could definitely get used to it, but I don't know, I don't have my degree or anything and I don't want to just get up and move here and like have some bs job...I mean if I get in the program it's only a year, you can do that, we can commute back and forth, we make it work anyways, I mean it's almost time that we need to do something but um, I don't know we'll see, we said we were going to discuss it after the show"...Rachel says she would love for that (for them to live in LA)

September 3 Rachel tells Jordan to not feel bad/what Jeff needed 2:50 PM Jordan and Rachel are up in the HOH room talking after the POV comp...they are talking about the situation they are in, what winning the money would do for them and that Jordan shouldn't feel bad for the other side...Rachel says that she's thinking about if she was to win this game, that would do so much for her and Brendon, they don't have any money, they have student loans, Brendon is going to be in school for 5 more years with no income and playing this game was a big risk for him because he should've been doing research right now, he put his phD on the line and came back and played it for her because she wanted another shot at winning this game, they're trying to start a family, they're engaged, if they're trying to make her feel bad, don't feel that way... Jordan says she is that way because when people cry it makes her sad...Rachel says her too, it sucks but Kalia is 30 yrs old, she has a degree, she travelled around with her Broadway troupe for plenty of years, she came in and had just as much of a shot to play this game and she did a good job and didn't win, she aligned herself with Dani, that was a bad choice on her part, she could've been in an alliance with her and Jeff, she chose to turn her back on her and Jeff, she aligned herself with Dani, she nominated Jeff twice, she evicted Jeff, does she think that Kalia felt bad when she nominated Jeff and said this was for Dani? no!...Jordan knows... Rachel says "does she think about how Jeff needs the money, that Jeff is trying to start a family, that Jeff wants to propose, that Jeff wants to do a lot, plenty of things? no, so, don't feel bad for Kalia"... Jordan repeats she feels bad when people cry...Rachel says "say I'm sorry and it's been great knowing you" LOL but if Jeff would've cried would she have felt bad? no, she didn't feel bad when they were crying...Jordan says Kalia was a bit nicer afterwards, Porsche was more cold...Rachel says who could Jordan beat more easily, K or P?...Jordan says Porsche...they start debating K vs P… I miss Jeffrey 7:08 PM Jordan, Kalia, Rachel & Adam are outside chatting, Rachel & Jordan have their feet in the hot tub...they talk about it being 7 o'clock and how hot the water is and Jordan brings over the hose to add some cooler water... Out of the blue Jordan says "I miss Jeffrey" 💔 Jordan says "I like (big smile) cuz he just makes me laugh cuz he cracks on people and it just makes me laugh, I miss it" Boy band songs/Justin Bieber fever 11:39 PM Jordan and Rachel are sitting with their feet in the hot tub, they are chatting with Adam about Jordan's job schedule on Saturdays...Adam says it's Saturday, 11 o'clock, would Jeff be calling her drunk?...Jordan says no, it's 10 where he is, it's Saturday, he would be at his friend Joe's garage or at his friend's restaurant, they have the same routines that they do...Adam says so in about 2 hours he'll call her drunk...Jordan says "and he'll sing to me" Adam says obviously Jeff couldn't sing in there but it seems out of character for him to just start singing to her over the phone but she says he does it all the time...Jordan says he will when he's with her friends, he's being goofy, she'll call him because she goes to bed early and he'll say ok, he'll call her tonight and then most likely when she gets up in the morning she's got a message from him, 2 messages actually, a normal one and then a later one in the night with all of them singing Jordan says sometimes she gets mad when he calls really late like 4 or 5 in the morning, she'll answer and be out of it and not really know what he's saying... Porsche wants someone to sing boy band songs to her, that would be cute Rachel asks if he sings boy band songs?...Jordan says he will, it's hilarious...Rachel says that's cute...Jordan says he's not ashamed of it either... Jordan says that one time he was at her house and got on pay per view and he loves inspirational movies so he ordered Justin Bieber's movie Never Say Never and she said that she doesn't have enough Bieber fever to watch it so she went upstairs to watch one of her shows and Jeff asked her if she wasn't even going to watch it with her? Jordan said no, have fun and then asked him how the movie was? and Jeff said it was awesome...they continue talking about Justin Bieber…

August 29 Jordan’s thinking about Jeff & what ifs 12:24 - 12:32 AM Jordan and Rachel are in the candy room laying in bed...Rachel asks Jordan "are you ok?"...Jordan says "uh huh, I'm just thinking"...Rachel says "about Jeff"...Jordan says "just thinking, (sigh) about, I don't know, everything"...Rachel says "it sucks at first Jordan, but at least Jeff's in jury and him and Brendon are having a lot of fun"...Jordan says "oh I know, it's only 18 more days and then I'll get to see him" Jordan says "I just...when I think about the first round of HOH and how I lost it, oh my God cuz he kept telling me, I can't play in HOH so you guys have to step it up and win and then of course it's like, I don't know, you can't depend on me because of course I lose it" 😟 silence.... Rachel says it sucks but it's like Brendon and that stupid around the country (HOH comp), all 4 of them went out...Jordans giggles and says I know...Jordan throws out a scenario where if Brendon had stayed and they had still lost that Jeff would have gone home anyway...Rachel says for the 4 of them to stay in the house they would've had to win back to back comps all the time...Jordan says she feels bad, she doesn't want Jeff to be mad at her, he's probably like he won that filling up the...control room... Rachel tells Jordan that they can't change the past, she felt that way too about how she played since Brendon left, all they can do is change the future, they're here this week and the duos twist keeps them in the game one more week together...Jordan says she knows, she keeps thinking that with that veto she got so worked up to the point she wanted to vomit, then got out there on that dummy and she was so nervous and so shaky, it's like she gets so nervous when those comps come, she can't psych herself out, she gets so flustered...Rachel says she was shaking too and kept telling herself to not shake and calm down... Jordan says that she didn't want Jeff to go out on a DE, it gave Dani the satisfaction of getting him out...Rachel basically says it was a perfect storm, the perfect time to get Jeff out...Rachel says to trust her, she thought she was going home that day...Jordan says she didn't mean it that way, she's glad she's here, if she had just won that HOH...Jordan says "but really it's like 18 more days...after this week it's 5 people and we are that close" they start whispering and say how awesome would that be if they beat the odds...Rachel says it would be so awesome, they have fought so hard, day 6 she wanted to go home and she's still there and there's 6 people left, they're going to be in the final 5 and they're so close, they've fought so hard this entire game, they have to keep fighting, it sucks that Brendon and Jeff are gone but...Jordan says how awesome would that be if they were waiting for the 3rd person to walk out and they look and the two of them are F2, they would be oh my God...they agree they can do it, they just have to keep fighting, pushing and working with whoever they need to Jejo - cheap dorks in Miami 6:59 PM Jordan is in the hot tub talking to Shelly who is sitting on the couch & Kalia who is walking laps...they are talking about getting cabanas at the resorts...Jordan tells a story Jordan says she told them about how her and Jeff were in Miami and how expensive it was, they bought two mojitos and it was $80...Shelly says "whaattt!!??"...Jordan says yeah, they stayed at this really nice hotel and it was $80...Shelly says $80 for two drinks!?...Jordan says two drinks and they split a chicken pita, it was $80 with the tax and the gratuity, she had brought $60 down there with her and Jeff said the strawberry daquiri's were $20 a piece (?? lol)... Shelly says she would have gone and bought alcohol...Jordan says he did that night, they ended up drinking in the room... Jordan says they wanted to go lay out, she told Jeff they can lay by the pool anytime, she wanted to go lay down on the beach cuz it's Miami and the water is so pretty and Jeff said ok, so to get a chair was $20-30 and there's nowhere to sit because the sand is so hot, Jeff was so mad at her because she insisted on getting a beach chair, she was being so dopey about it and he was like "my God Jordan!" and they were fighting about it so they get a chair and sit down, they looked like the biggest dorks, they both sat on the chair and tried to share it ...Kalia laughs saying "same chair!?" Jordan says she was on the back side of the chair with her feet scrunched up and Jeff was on the bottom of it trying to lay out and the sand was too hot and everybody beside them had their chairs all lined up and there they were all scrunched up Jordan says Jeff ended up going back to the pool and she stayed on the beach... Jordan says then they were fighting about sunglasses, she said Jeff needed them, Jordan says he could go to this sunglass hut and get a nice pair and then he'll have them forever...Jeff told Jordan that was ridiculous, he wasn't paying $60 for a pair of sunglasses, that's absurd, so then they went to a little dinky place for sunglasses and they ended up in a fight because Jeff thought some were cool and Jordan didn't like them saying he looked like Viper (?) and he said "what do you know about sunglasses" and then he wanted to know what Viper meant (me too!) and then Jeff got mad at her so they went to the sunglass hut and the lady said she'd give him a 30% discount or so but he got so mad and said forget it! so they got into another fight (LOL! I see a theme here) and went back to lay out on the beach and he couldn't see because he was so blind so he ended up wearing her big sunglasses and they had to share a chair, they looked like 2 big dorks and Jordan told him this is what poor people have to do Jeff (no Jordan, poor people don't stay at Loews in Miami 😉) More Jeff talk - grooming and a dream job 7:04 PM Jordan and Shelly continue talking about sunglasses and Jeff...Jordan says that Jeff brought a cheap pair of sunglasses with him but he never wears them, when they're in the car and he's stopped at a stop sign or light he'll take them off because he doesn't want people to think he's trying to be cool and she tells him, Jeff, people wear sunglasses all the time...Shelly asks why he worries about stuff like that so much, he doesn't act like that?...Jordan doesn't know...Shelly says he grooms himself, he's as bad as a girl, his nails are perfect, his hair is perfect, etc. Jordan says when they go to his house, they'll do pore strips and facials and sit on the couch and eat in sweatpants Shelly says they have nice skin, Jeff isn't a mirror looker but he likes to look nice...Jordan says he likes that...Shelly says she's never seen him look sloppy...Jordan says that one night they were going out and she just told Jeff to wear a hat and go because she was bumming, she bums a lot and Jeff said where did she think they were going? it's so rude to wear a hat in a restaurant...Shelly says you take it off at the restaurant when you eat...Jordan says he just thinks...Shelly interrupts saying to remind her never to go out with Jeff, he wouldn't like it, they'd go to dive bars and have a blast (umm don't worry honey, you're NOT going anywhere with Jeff anytime soon ;)) Jordan says if they were going to a bar, he would but they were going to his friend's restaurant and he told her "it's a nice restaurant Jordan"...Shelly says at least he has manners...Jordan says he does have good manners...Shelly says he's into fine dining, knows what good food is...Jordan says she told him to open up a restaurant, he'd be so good but he doesn't want to, all his friends have them, he knows everything about them...Shelly says he needs to do something with tv...Jordan says he loves to travel...Shelly says he should do something with the travel channel...Jordan says that would be his dream job Backstabbing Jeff is like backstabbing Jordan 8:19 PM Jordan, Adam, Rachel & Porsche are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Rachel and Porsche go inside to eat...Jordan and Adam start talking about the fight between Jordan and Shelly...Jordan says she felt like she was acting like a crazy person but now she knows why...Adam says she was defending herself, she attacked Jordan...Jordan says Shelly came at her...Adam asks if she would have done that 2 years ago?...Jordan says she did with Russell, she hasn't yelled like that, she thinks she was madder this time...Adam says it hurt Jordan more on a personal level, it didn't have anything to do with game, Jordan did something personal for her inside the game...Jordan says that Shelly asked her to keep her there, she'll take her to final 2 but if she was so quick to backstab Jeff why wouldn't she do it to her and Jordan told her that and Shelly said she backstabbed Jeff not her... Jordan says she told Shelly "backstabbing Jeff is like backstabbing me cuz we work together"...they continue talking game... 4 days Jordan misses Jeff like crazy 8:22 - 8:26 PM Jordan and Adam are talking on the couches in the BY...Adam goes into the hot tub and Rachel joins them...Rachel asks if Adam is ok?...Adam is but is sore, he needs him a hot tub too...Jordan says she loves them...Rachel too... Jordan says to Adam "I know this is going to sound really, really stupid but it's only been 4 days and I haven't been with Jeff cuz I'm used to being with him 24/7 and I already miss him like crazy ( aww ♥ ) and you haven't seen Fara in what?"...Adam says 65 days...Jordan says "65 days and I'm sitting here in 4 days and haven't seen him oh my gosh"...Adam says he prepared her for it, he could be home next week or in 3 months, they got their goodbyes in so they've been planning for this...Adam admits he was breaking down a little when he was listening to music upstairs...Jordan says "you started crying? aww that's so sweet" Adam, ever the tough guy says he was breaking down, not crying but this is the first time he missed his brother's bday in 40 years... 4 days - Jordan really misses Jeff 8:35 - 8:38 PM Jordan and Kalia are in the kitchen talking about Kalia's boyfriend Derek and the letter he sent, she hopes they pick up where they left off...Jordan, who has to qualify this statement as being stupid (again) UGH why does she do this? it's NORMAL to miss your boyfriend girl! says "I don't see how umm...this is going to sound really stupid but it's only been 4 days and I told Adam out here and I guess cuz I'm used to having Jeff in here and I'm used to him like cooking and doing something and it's just like geez or like the Gatorade things make me think of him cuz he's always filling them up and I'm like oh my God, I really miss him and then thinking of y'all, y'all haven't seen your lovers in forever and it's only been 4 days for me, I was like man, I feel like Rachel" Kalia says that's why the first week would be so hard, not even talk nothing...Jordan says wait until she sees him finale night...Kalia says she may pull a Rachel and jump on him, she can't wait...Jordan says it's 17 days, she's so mentally drained, she's just over it, she's still going to try but she's ready to see her mom and brother...they talk about having to leave for BB without saying goodbye to anyone... Jordan explains life after BB & house hunting 8:49 - 8:55 PM Jordan is outside talking to Adam & Shelly...Shelly says that whenever they get out of there, her and Jeff need to call her and tell her which game they want to go to, all she needs to do is make a phone call Jordan says ok...Shelly says when it fits into their schedules...(notice how Jordan doesn't really seem interested here by saying she's got to get back to real life )...Jordan says to believe her, after this it's back to the grind, she has to go back to work and register for school which is in December...Shelly says if she can't go to a LSU game they can go to a Saints game, just let her know...Jordan says she will...Shelly says they have been to so many places, how do they take so many vacations? they've been to Miami, a cruise, Cabo... Jordan says they haven't been on a cruise, they were in Puerto Vallarta for sequester for TAR...Shelly says oh!...Jordan says they were eliminated in France, they flew out of Paris, to Dallas, to Puerto Vallarta...Shelly says for vacation?...Jordan says for sequester...Shelly says why would they have sequester, everyone knows you're eliminated, oh, it's not live, it's taped, so they go home and then watch the season from home?...Jordan says yeah...Shelly says that's cool, she didn't realize that...Jordan says you can't say anything, you'd get in huge trouble if you ruined the whole thing... Shelly gets it now, they have time to produce the shows...Jordan says they left in November and got back in December...Shelly says they left here in September and left in November?...Jordan says she didn't go right back to work, she went home, they were living in her brother's friend's parent's house and she would spend all day and night looking for houses, she had a realtor and her mom's boyfriend at the time go with her because they just thought she was a dumb 22 yr old blonde and she would print out every house she liked and go see, it was so aggravating...Shelly hates looking for houses...palm trees...they keep talking about houses and Jordan says some are disappointing, it's frustrating, she looked at foreclosed homes just to see...Jordan continues talking to Shelly about homes she saw... Jordan gushes over Jeff 9:38 PM Jordan, Kalia and Adam are talking outside on the couches in the BY...they are talking about how the HG's really are compared to what they expected them to be like...Kalia goes inside...Adam says that Jeff is probably about the same as he thought he would be, he definitely has a temper but he's got a great heart...Jordan says he does, he's a good guy...Adam says Jeff doesn't have time for bullshit, he's a get to the point guy, he doesn't have time to go in circles, save all that for the book, give him the details now... Jordan says "Jeff's so sweet, he's a really good guy, he's so sweet, he's the type that whenever he does one day, whoever, if it's not me or if it's somebody else, whoever he ends up with (come on Jordan!! ) is very lucky, he loves kids, he's just all around a good guy" Adam says he can imagine Jeff being a great dad, he'll be tough but fair, hey you wanna do this, do that, break your arm, that's what you get, ok next time when I tell you not to do it, are you gonna do it? you do it again then you're gonna get hurt again...Jordan slips and says she'd be the nicer one about it (aha! ) Adam says if they get married and have kids they'll come to Jordan when something's wrong even though he'll be understanding but they'll be afraid to go to him...Jeff says he'd be very competitive in sports...Adam says he'll be the tough coach...Adam starts talking about his dad and him playing ball... Jeff’s treat/Jordan misses Jeff 9:44 PM Jordan walks into the kitchen and talks to Rachel about the cookies they were making...Jordan opens the fridge, sees a Snickers and then sees one of Jeff's HOH basket treats and says "ahh, these are from Jeff's"...Rachel says "which ones, oh I know those" Rachel says "you miss him so much?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Rachel says "you can't stand it right?"...Jordan says "I know"...Rachel says "it's the worst, now you know how I feel (felt)"...Jordan says they must be doing the same thing...Rachel says "hmm, they must be missing us?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Rachel says probably but it's different, they have things to do and they're enjoying their bromance and stuff, she knows for sure they miss them but they're probably having fun, they don't want to see them, when she saw Brendon come into jury house he was the last person he wanted to see, they all said she wasn't excited to see him, she was excited to see him but it meant they didn't win any money, especially at this point in the game they have 20 days at the longest...Jordan says it's 18 days... Rachel says she was in the same boat as her...Jordan says now she knows how Rachel felt, she just wishes that she had a week to prepare herself...Rachel thinks it would be harder (wrong!)...Rachel says it was worse because Jeff couldn't campaign for himself...Shelly comes in and taps Jordan on the head (weird )...Jordan goes outside… JeJo drunk watching feeds 10:47 PM Jordan and Kalia are talking on the couches in the BY...they are talking about Kalia's boyfriend and what their expectations were of each other's behavior once she was in the BB house...Kalia says she wouldn't do anything that is disrespectful to him...Jordan asks if he's watching the live feeds?...Kalia doubts it, the internet on the boat goes in and out so she can't see how he could even watch them there unless he watches them at his friend's house, she didn't even tell him about the feeds, she's sure he watches the show, maybe even only the Thursday show... Jordan asks "did you watch the live feeds?"...Kalia says never...Jordan says "me & Jeff watched them one time, cuz I had this thing for it cuz I did this thing on Superpass, I told him, I was like, we had been drinking, we were getting drunk and I just said let's just see what it's like and he said ok! so we're like sitting and seriously like 10, 15 minutes, I was like, I can't watch this and we turned it off"

August 20 Jeff started his own company 12:33 AM Jeff, Kalia, Porsche, Rachel & Shelly are sitting outside on the couches talking about having a business and getting tax exemptions...Jordan, who is sitting at the hot tub, gets called to the DR...Jeff says "I just started my own company by incorporating myself"... Shelly says she did the same thing and all you need is a federal tax number...Jeff says that is coming, he's the single manager, so instead of a social security number he'll use that number...Shelly tells Jeff how he can use that number to get things tax free, business stuff...Kalia says you have to keep receipts...Jeff says he keeps everything...they say as long as it's a write off keep them...they go over some things that can be written off, they say food is not but going out to eat is...Jeff says "I have all my receipts and when I go like, all the time when I'm back and forth from here, I keep everything from my Starbucks"...Jeff says his accountant told him he needs another bank account because he just got it before he left...Kalia asks what Jeff's major in college was?...Jeff says marketing... Shelly says that's good because any work Jeff does he can get make payment to "Jeff inc"...Jeff says that's why the accountant did that, instead of it going on his SSN...talk turns to Shelly's business... Jordan strips off the humilitard 1:06 - 1:11 AM Unfortunately most of this was blocked from the feeds but the gist is there… Jordan comes outside after the go ahead from BB that she can finally shed her humilitard. She first does the Humilitard dance with Adam accompanied by Jeff...at one point, because Jordan is being a little hyper, Jeff says "what did we feed you today?" LOL Jordan then strips off each piece one by one and hands them to the HG's that are sitting nearby. Lastly she sheds the humilitard and throws it at Jeff... The look on Jeff's face is pretty cute lastly she takes off her ponytails and shakes her hair cutely Post humilitard cuteness 1:13 AM Jordan has just shed the humilitard, she goes to the DR and comes back to the couch area where Jeff and the other HG's are to get one more part to add to the show segment, she asks the others what they will miss the most about her humilitard...after they answer Jordan sits down on the ottoman/couch next to Adam but Adam gives up his spot so Jeff can sit next to Jordan, he says "go sit with your girl" Jeff gives Jordan a look and Jordan cutely smiles... Jeff asks if she is happy?...Jordan says yes, comfy clothes...they say she's rid of the pigtails too...she feels free, she ties her hair...Adam says now she'll have to think about she has to wear in the morning...Jordan says "is that how you felt Cruddy?"...Jeff gets a kick out of that...Jordan says it's too bad he didn't have his Elf suit...random weird chatter...Jeff sits back and Jordan rubs his back and then leans on him... More random chatter, Jeff and Jordan seem completely bored...Jeff turns to Jordan again and asks "are you super happy?"...Jordan nods and smiles yes... They whisper about how BB encouraged Jordan to do some sort of dance to shed the humilitard...Jordan asks if she looked bad?...Jeff says "noooooo"...Jordan says she had a sports bra on (oh Jordan! lol)...Jordan holds onto Jeff... Jordan tells Jeff she's tired and going to bed soon...Jeff says "me too"..more random chatter and then Jordan says goodnight, she's going to bed...Jeff says "I'll be up there in 5 minutes love"...Jordan says her goodnights and happy bday to Dani...Jeff pokes her butt for good measure and she leaves… JeJo HOH nightly ritual talk 1:38 - 2:08 AM Jordan is laying in bed listening to Jeff's CD...Jeff takes a shower...Jordan stops listening and seems deep in thought while waiting for Jeff...Jeff finishes up getting ready and they talk a little about Rachel and Dani's tiff earlier...Jeff brushes his teeth ...they continue talking about the Rachel/Dani thing, how Rachel was tipsy and how they wish she was playing in the veto, she's like a caged lion LOL Jeff asks if Jordan fed the fish?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he forgot, "sorry guys" Jordan says they know it...Jeff feeds them and they go crazy...Jeff thinks they are getting bigger...Jordan doesn't think it's enough food...Jeff says it's not, he continues looking through the fish food bags and talks to himself while doing so Jeff says someone gave the fish his food so guess what? he's taking theirs, these fish aren't dying on his watch (aww ) Jeff puts yet more lotion on and then uses mouthwash...Jordan tells Jeff the talk she had with Porsche about how Porsche thought she had a deal with the veterans since the beginning...Jeff says today she brought that up?...Jordan says yeah and tells Jeff to use her lotion LOL Jeff gets in bed...Jordan explains more what her and Porsche talked about, she thinks Porsche was kind of shocked she was nominated...Jeff thinks so too...Jordan continues filling Jeff in on Porsche...Jeff farts ...control room... They talk about Dani and the strategy of not putting her up right away on the block, what will happen if Dani wins the veto and uses it...Jordan says she's not going to throw it, she's not that stupid...Jeff agrees but says he feels bad if he does end up backdooring her...Jordan says keep her then...Jeff says no way, listen it's a game, what for? to get rid of Rachel? and then he has to worry about getting rid of her? if he gets rid of Dani whoever wins will go after Rachel... Jordan says she's worried if Jeff puts up Rachel or Shelly as the replacement nominee and then they split the vote so it's either gotta be Adam or her...Jeff says "I'm not putting you up" Jordan says with Adam they won't flop on the votes...Jeff says that's if after Dani takes someone down, he'll tell her she needs to keep the noms the same and explain they were in a tough position too last week....more game talk and they go around the horn a few times... Jeff’s psychic :( 2:09 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking game in the HOH room...they're talking about the situation they are in right now... Jeff says she wants somebody to step up, he's going to have all the blood on his hands which is fine but he needs someone else on his team to step up and win to cover his ass cuz when he goes home no one else is going to care and he'll do the dirty work and the target is going to be on him and none of these people that he's bringing through the game are going to be able to step up and save him? it's going to get dirty, he can't coast to the end, he needs to rely on the people that he brought this far and are with him to step up and help him at some time... Jeff says that's why it's tough, it's frustrating, that's why he's frustrated and thinking all the time because he has to be one step ahead thinking about everything, getting his hands dirty, then be the good one, he has to step up and win comps every single week after he gets dirty then he's gone and everyone else benefits from his work, he needs people in a rough situation, right now it's good because they have the votes but there will come a time when he really needs it...Jordan says Kalia is the main person they can't let win...Jeff says exactly but he's not playing in HOH, could one of them win?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says can they beat Kalia or Porsche? that's what he's counting on, he needs one of them to step up and win, this is how he went out last time, he made a big move, sat and watched HOH, lost the POV and he was gone, he doesn't want the same thing to happen, no one could step up and win...Jeff says they're still alright as long as he went up against Rachel he'd be fine, as long as he's not up against Jordan... Sad to see that this EXACT thing happened to Jeff, his people let him down during the DE 😢 Making it rain 2:12 - 2:16 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...they're talking game regarding scenarios...Jeff says that ultimately he shouldn't rely on anybody to win for him, he should win the POV if he gets put up but he's not gonna lie, it would be nice if someone could step up and win, if she could take one home...Jordan says "ok, I tried in this last HOH"...Jeff says "I know, of course you did, I know you did love ♥, I'm not blaming you, I'm not even mad, I'm just saying, ykwim? it would be nice to know that"...Jordan says "well I'll try in the POV tomorrow" Jeff extends his hand and they fist bump and Jeff strategically places his hand “down there” Jeff smiles, Jordan flinches saying "Jeff"...Jeff says "I made it rain"...Jordan says "you made it rain? you tried to make it rain down there" ...Jeff laughs...Jordan wants the lights turned off but Jeff says BB wants them on while they talk (weird!)...they continue talking about the game and upcoming possible twists...Jordan says can you believe they're the last couple in the house, it's good, she's excited...Jeff wishes they got something...Jordan giggles...Jeff just wants a prize and he already has 15G's Jordan says he's lucky... Jeff asks how pissed does Jordan think Brendon and Rachel are going to be when they find out he threw that veto?...Jordan says "real pissed"...Jeff giggles HOH Jedi drilling 2:17 - 2:31 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...they're talking about possible upcoming comps and Jordan says the one he won on this time is the one he lost last time...Jeff says he knows, he couldn't play...Jeff says that he just hopes Shelly steps up next week...Jordan turns to her side and Jeff asks if Jordan knows her HOH's...Jordan says yes...they start jedi drilling with Jeff asking Jordan questions...control room...more jedi drilling for awhile...they wonder what the next veto comp might be...Jordan thinks Kalia might put her and Jeff up...Jeff says no, she'll put up him and Rachel...Jordan says in a perfect world it would be Dani out, then Kalia, then Adam...Jeff says not Porsche?...Jordan is worried about Adam's knowledge for questions towards the end... They watch Adam on the spyscreen and Jordan says "he's so funny...he's got a big heart"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...control room... Jeff’s psychic again :( 2:32 - 2:38 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...they talk about the HN's and how they won't be able to sleep tonight, they'll go to bed super late which is good...Jeff says can you imagine how Dani is going to be by the end of the week?...Jordan says she's going to be so mean...Jeff says "so mean and if she gets backdoored...she is going to fu**ing throw everything and the kitchen sink to get those votes" (yep! but you have no idea! ) Jordan says she won't get them...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan says it's her, Adam who won't do anything, Rachel who won't do anything...Jeff says "and Shelly, well she'll know she has the votes so Shelly will be like no funny business" Jordan says she told Shelly that Dani is here to win not make best friends (oh Jordan if you only knew...)...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and then comes back and spills some water on the bedside table, he cleans it up and then says that if they get Dani they have to tell Rachel to STFU...Jordan says they wouldn't say anything until that day, she would be so mean...Jeff says Brendon would shit his pants LOL...Jeff turns off the lights and gets in bed... One tuck, one no tuck - opposites 2:38 - 2:44 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jeff gets back in bed and starts fussing with the blankets...he says he hates this, what's going on? is Jordan a tuck-in? he's not a tuck-in...Jordan says if you tuck it in, it makes the bed look nicer...Jeff says yeah, but not when you sleep...Jordan says she normally sleeps with things tucked in...Jeff says he's an untucker... Jordan giggles and says "of course you are" Jeff giggles and says "oh yeah, what else, what a big surprise" Jordan says "it's one other thing that they're opposite on, everything" Jeff says "one tuck, one no tuck" Jordan says "one chocolate, one vanilla" Jeff asks if she were to get a shake what would she get?...Jordan says that's a tough one, can she do a mixed one?...Jeff says no, just pick one...Jordan says chocolate...Jeff says him too, see? (that makes no sense LOL) Jeff says if he were to get a soft serve, it'd be mixed, would she?...Jordnan says yeah...Jeff says those are the best...Jordan says "a McFlurry or the dollar ones with the hot fudge and nuts?"...Jeff says it depends if he's feeling fat or not...Jordan says he has to pick...Jeff says he'd rather have a Heath bar McFlurry, if he's super fat he'll get the McFlurry, if he's just fat he'll get the fudge sundae with nuts, fu**ing assholes LOL ...Jeff says "Peyton, get extra chocolate" Jordan asks Mexican or Chinese? Jeff prefers Mexican and then changes the topic to the possible sunburn he got on his cheek and then talks about his muscles hurting from the competition...Jordan fixes her blanket situation and then tries to talk about opposites again...Jeff says "we're the opposite, whatever"...they start talking about Rachel again and how she was antagonizing Dani...they say she's wacko...Jordan says that Rachel told her that she's only like this inside the BB house not outside...they talk about how they're dealing with her, how excited she was about Jeff putting her key first in the nomination box...Jordan feels bad that she doesn't play cards with her... Jeff Schroeder & Jeff Lloyd are really good cooks 2:45 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jefff and Jordan are talking about dinner, how Rachel made a pretty good salad today but usually she makes a salad for 400 people, she makes huge amounts of food, he thought she would use 500 heads of lettuce for it Jordan says "oh my gosh Jeff that chicken, that bbq chicken was so good" Jeff is quiet... Jordan says "my dad, used to, we used to have this chicken and steaks on the grill, my dad can, he'd marinate them, oh it'd be so good, my dad's like a really good cook" Jeff says "me too" Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand saying "I know you are, I'm just saying" ❤️ Arm rub/Jordan talks about her dad 2:46 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...they're talking about Jordan's dad being a good cook...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm to rub... Jordan tells Jeff that she knows he doesn't know that part of her dad...Jeff says that he actually feels like hanging out with her dad for some reason... Jordan says "what's going on big time?" Jeff says he cracks him up, he'd feel like going out and having a couple of beers "hey Jeff you wanna couple brewski's?" everything is so dramatic (with him) control room... JeJo are laughing and Jordan says "hey what's rockin man? oh nothin, just chillin, hangin out, havin me a brewski"...Jeff adds "up at the lake"...Jeff says he is funny though...Jordan says he used to be real funny, the life of the party, he'd be at the country club and sit up at the bar and then go to the pool area and be loud and talk with people he didn't even know saying what's up man?"...they laugh...Jordan says the guy would be what's your name? and he'd say "oh! Jeff Lloyd, nice to meet you" then they would talk about other stuff and he'd say "that's rockin, that's so cool"...Jeff says yeah, he's very enthusiastic... Jordan says he'd cut up with the servers and tell them to fill up his to go cup with more liquor and when they wouldn't because of the rules he'd say "quit being a pussy, put some more in" and they'd be yes sir...Jordan says "he's crazy"... No runs for awhile/it’s a prize for both of us 2:49 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's arm and they've finished talking about Jordan's dad when Jeff looks at his arm and mmm's... Jeff says "I haven't had a rub for awhile, not even "that" rub but this rub...right?"...Jordan says "right...I rub you all the time, I do a lot for you"...Jeff asks when was the last time she scratched anything?...Jordan says the day they were in the purple room and he was on his back...Jeff says "oh yeah when was that? day 12?"...Jordan says "no! it was like a week ago"...Jeff says exactly Jordan wants to know what she ever gets? nothing...Jeff says where is she at right now?...Jordan says to not start that, he's getting cocky...Jeff says she's in a nice bed and he's not getting cocky...Jeff says if she wins this game again he's expecting a big, big prize... Jordan says "well it's a prize for both of us" Jeff says he knows but he wants a special side prize...Jordan says "what about me" Jeff says what does she mean what about you? a million dollars, throw Big Jeff a bone, the eye surgery was a good one though...Jordan says that will last him forever...Jeff says it can't be topped, that was a good one...control room... Jeff couldn’t zing them - lols 2:51 - 3 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...they start watching the spyscreen and wonder if this is what it's like for people watching at home...Jeff thinks "she" is peeling an egg...Jordan says gross but it's better than the sardines...Jeff feels like she's up to no good...Jordan says Dani? what does he mean?...Jeff says she has her bandana on, she's being goofy...Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's arm and they start talking about Dani and her motives... Jeff says he can't believe he chose the have nots this week too, it put a bigger bullseye on him...Jordan says he tried to be nice when he did it, it didn't sound like Jeff normally does...Jeff says he tried to be nice in his speech too...Jordan says she can tell because it wasn't him...Jeff giggles and says he couldn't zing them because what if they do stay in the house, so what does she mean, he did the right move and he did it in one take Jordan says he did good and she starts reciting the nomination speech...Jeff giggles and says no...Jordan asks if she said it wrong?...Jeff says do it again...Jordan tries again and asks if that's right?...Jeff says almost and he tells her how she ended it wrong, he made the exact same mistake in the DR earlier...Jordan giggles...Jeff does it this time and Jordan says she keeps wanting to say duo...Jeff realizes she had to do it before, he thought she just had a good memory (from BB11 LOL), she got it right, his was the same...Jordan says when you hear it so much you memorize it... They talk about the other HG's and where they are sleeping, they debate trading beds over staying in the same bed...Jeff starts to say that he's never been in the house solo (w/o Jordan) but feeds go to control room... Jordan says that people see Jeff as being mean and they just don't get it, she's used to being around him and how he's like nooo! and he gets really mad, she's used to it so when she heard his nomination speech she thought that didn't even sound like Jeff because he was being really nice like how he was talking to Brenchel in the pool was him "I bit my tongue so much, I don't even have a tongue, I can't even taste"...Jeff cracks up! Jordan says he gets like "that" with his hands and when he said the tongue thing, that's Jeff, that's how Jeff is and then when he's like doing his speech and nice about it...Jeff says it's because he couldn't zing them, he told her...Jordan says she knows but she was waiting for him to kill them...Jeff says to believe him, he wanted to, he had shit planned, in the DR they told him that he really gave it to them and he said "gave it to them, I held back"...control room... Jordan tells Jeff what the others were saying about Jeff, how he commands respect, he's hard to approach at first, etc...Jeff says Shelly tells him that...Jordan says Jeff is good at cracking on people...Jeff laughs and says it's his talent, to rip on people...control room Classic JeJo - mischievous banter 3:02 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...feeds come back with them looking at the spyscreen wondering what "they" are doing?... Jeff says "I'm telling you they're being mischievous" Jordan says "miss-chee-vee-ous?" Jeff says "it's not mischievous?" Jordan says "no, miss-chee-vee-ous" Jeff says "miss-chee-vee-ous? isn't it two different...mischievous!...miss-chee-vee-ous" Jordan says "miss-chee-vee-ous" Jeff says "mischievous, I think mine's right too no?" Jordan says "I've never heard of mischievous" Jeff says "really?" Jordan says "no" Jeff and Jordan crack up...Jeff says he doesn't know what it is, he thought his was right but he thinks she's right too kinda...Jordan says "Jayeff!"...Jeff says "what?...I think I'm right"...Jordan says "no, it's mis-chee-vee-ous"...Jeff says he thinks they're both right...Jordan says "mischievous? I've never heard of that" Jeff says "what's he doing? he's being mischievous" Jordan says "no, what's he doing? he's being mis-chee-vee-ous, it's mis-chee-vee-ous" THESE TWO! 😂 Jeff says he thinks she might be right...Jordan thinks she is right for the first time...Jeff says it's not for sure yet, they're going to ask somebody, he thinks mischievous works...Jordan doesn't think that's a word...Jeff says it's another term, he has a feeling they're both right...Jordan says she's never heard of the word mischievous FOR THE RECORD, Jeff was right and here is the explanation: Mischievous is commonly (and most annoyingly) mispronounced as Miss-Chi-Vee-Us. There is NO SUCH WORD people! Mischievous is accented just like the word mischief. You don't say mis-cheef, do you? No. Furthermore, there are only 2 i's in mischievous - not 3. Do not add another i after the v - it is not mischievious. Mis-cheh-vus is the correct pronunciation. Please! Spread the word! What’s Mt Rushmore?/soft hair/game talk 3:03 - 3:13 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...the feeds come back to JeJo giggling and Jordan saying "what is it?"...Jeff says "with the 5 president's heads in the mountain, you don't know what Mt. Rushmore is?"...Jordan laughs saying she's seen it but she didn't know what it was called, she saw it on umm...Jeff says "I think it's mischievous" Jordan says "no, I do think I'm right though on that"...Jeff says "omg"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says they had something similar to that on the movie Richie Rich... Jeff changes the subject to his hair saying "feel how soft my hair is" Jordan feels it and says she did, it's real soft...Jeff says "it is, play with it"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... Jeff says the shampoo BB gave them this time is not bad...Jordan says it's ok...Jeff says it's not the worst, the Tom's was worse...Jordan says that is true...Jeff says his hair is soft, the soap smells good... They start watching the spyscreen again and doing the voices of Porsche and Dani (segment shown on the tv show)...Jeff says "look how bored we are"...Jordan says to talk like they're them, he's good at it...Jeff says they're just getting something to drink...Jordan starts doing the voices Jeff asks what they're doing? he doesn't know, the fun's over... They start talking about the smaller table in the kitchen once it's down to 4 and if they had chairs in their season? (they're so forgetful LOL)...Jeff says "mmm, halfway to the final 4, God that's still a lot of work to do...if we could win the next two weeks and get to that double eviction"...Jordan says "if we get through that double eviction" Jeff says if they could get to F3 with Shelley...Jordan says that would be perfect They talk about how F3 would be...Jeff says it's such a long way, getting through next week is most important because he can't play for HOH, that's what he's worried about not the F3 They go back to game talk and what to say to Porsche...Jeff says Porsche was a good sport about everything today whereas he's tired of Kalia...Jordan says to get her out then if she doesn't win...Jeff says if he gets Dani out and they can't win an HOH he's going to be so upset 😟 more game talk about Dani and the veto... Head rub/who would go 1st banter 3:14 - 3:18 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...they are talking about Dani, who Jeff is going to nominate and the backdoor plan, if Dani wins and uses the veto they want her to take off Porsche instead of Kalia...Jeff says that Dani pulled Jeff aside and told him that Kalia asked if she thought Jeff was going to put her up and Dani told her didn't Jeff tell you to your face that if you put him up, he'd put you up? so what do you expect? LOL Jordan thinks they can do it, if they get out certain people, they'll be good...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's head ...Jeff says there's been only 5 evictions, but really 6 but Brendon left twice...Jeff says "damn, doesn't if feel like?"...Jordan says "forever?"...Jeff says "yeah" Jordan says it must be hard to work there for 24/7, you don't get a break, 24/7 watching people...Jeff says yeah... Jordan says "well if something happens and you and I are on the block" Jeff says "oh shut up" Jordan says "no! cuz I want you to go far this time, I already had my chance and then that way it will give you one more week, then if I, see I don't even know what jury house is like" Jeff says "it's like a big house" Jordan says "I know but, I'll make sure I go before you" Jeff says "you won't go before me, even if we wanted that, it wouldn't happen" Jordan says "yes it would if you pushed it" Jeff says "no it wouldn't! because the people, they don't want me here, if it came down to the end, who the f**k would want me?...nobody's going to take me to the end, they know they haven't done shit, I'm not the best player I think but I've done more than fu**ing a lot of these people" They continue talking game about Adam and the cornhole competition... Relationships & life in the BB house 3:20 - 3:26 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their late night talk...Jordan poses the question to Jeff, does he think that if they met in Chicago and they had been dating for awhile and they came and did BB, you know how it's 24/7, does he think that because they already dated and knew each other and because in there it's stressful does he think they would fight more and not get along more so than someone who came in and met each other on the show like they did? Jeff says "what are you talking about?" LOL Jordan says "nevermind" Jeff says that was complicated, could she pretend it's the DR and simplify it? control room... Jeff tries to clarify, he asks if they came in there as a couple? They came in as a couple, they went to high school together, they dated, yes he gets it...Jordan says they came in as a couple and played BB together, does he think they would kill each other because it's not normal (what is she getting at? geez lol) Jeff says "as opposed to meeting in here?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff sees what she's saying, umm, he doesn't know because he doesn't know the other side, they both were going through it together, if they both never been on the show and they dated, what's the difference? they'd know each other before they both came on there, that's all so they'd both be new to the show...(confused! 🫠 ) Jordan says it's stressful in there and you go through so many emotions especially girls, she thinks if they came on as a couple already they'd get more agitated because you can't get away from each other, you have no tv, nothing, it's just 24/7...Jeff sees what she's saying, it's definitely stressful but it's a new situation for both of them, if he was on there and they were dating and they both came on, that'd be weird too, he doesn't know... Jordan says if they had to be there 73 days, that would be really hard, 73 days with somebody, no tv, nothing...Jeff says "well we do it"...Jordan says for them it's normal in there cuz they met in there?...Jeff says "so we know the stress is coming from this game not each other...sometimes" Jordan says they know how it feels from last time... ed. I think Jordan was trying to say that in her mind she was surprised that her and Jeff weren't even fighting in the house because she expected that going in and realized it's because her and Jeff had been through it before and it helped that they met on BB as opposed to a regular couple going in and getting stressed and fighting a lot with the boredom in there, that would put a strain on any relationship but it hasn't put a strain on theirs JMO Jeff says it's weird how his buddies tell him they could never do that (BB) but it becomes your reality, ykwim? you forget people work there, it's like this is your house and your daily life, it's weird how your mind just adapts...Jordan says then when you get out it's weird...Jeff says you still think about it, he would imagine it's what it's like going to prison, he couldn't fu**ing imagine going there but imagine getting a 10 yr sentence, you gotta adjust, your mind has to adjust, you gotta get comfortable, omg, he can't imagine jail, holy f**k, he sees those lockup shows, forget it, there are some crazy fu**ing people, omg, he wouldn't last...Jordan says she'd be scared and they'll kill you LOL Jeff giggles and says "so if you compare this to prison it's not that bad" Jeff says BB is fun, he likes it, it's an awesome experience but it gets so stressful at times and catty and you're just caged...Jordan says that's the part she doesn't like...Jeff giggles and says that's the whole thing...Jordan says she doesn't like when she feels trapped and people are being mean, the HN comp was her breaking point… Asshole goodnight kisses 3:26 AM Jeff and Jordan are having their late night talk, it's winding down...they're going over how the HN competition and how it was so catty...Jeff says they could say the same thing about him, he gets an attitude too sometimes, especially in the morning...Jordan says yeah Jeff says "I'm an asshole too, whatever, we all got problems, nobody likes everybody" Jordan says "are you ready to go to bed?"...Jeff looks at Jordan saying "kinda" Jordan says "me too, goodnight"...Jeff giggles and they go to kiss but Jordan turns her head last second and he half kisses her cheek Jordan laughs and Jeff says "you're an asshole, I don't like you right now" Jordan says "sorry, I was going to crack up in your face"...they kiss again... Jeff says "thanks asshole" and sings "a(ss) solo mio" Jordan asks Jeff to turn off the TV...they talk about how they have to use so much lotion because it's so dry in there...Jeff says he's sure he'll be up in about 15 mins to pee...they to go to sleep... HOH room - opposite likes 12:37 - 12:43 PM Jeff and Jordan are laying in bed in the HOH room...they are just chatting about random stuff but being mostly quiet...Jeff takes a sip of his V-8 drink and asks Jordan "you not a fan of V-8?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says she likes tomatoes and tomato soup...Jordan says she's not into drinking it, she's not a fan of tomato soup...Jeff asks if she ever had grilled cheese and tomato soup?...Jordan says she wants to say when she was younger yes... Jeff says "this might sound crazy but I love V-8 and you don't like it" Jordan giggles and says "surprise!" Jeff stretches and says "ohhhh love!" ♥ Jeff says "I had potato skins and beef jerky for breakfast"...Jordan says it's not even morning...Jeff says he actually had cottage cheese and fruit...Jordan says good...Jordan says she feels yucky...Jeff says he does too for some reason...Jeff asks if it's yucky, getting sick or yucky she's getting tired of this house...Jordan tries to explain what she means by yucky and then Jeff gets up to go the washroom Mischievous banter again 2:50 PM Feeds switch to Jeff, Jordan and Rachel who are in the kitchen...Jeff calls out to Adam "hey Adam, is mischievous a word?"...Adam says "mischievous?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Adam and Rachel says "miss-chee-vee-ous"... Jeff giggles saying "f**k"...Jordan says see, I was right about a word LOL Jeff says "you were"...Jordan giggles at Jeff saying "mischievous"...Jeff says "mischievous? that's not a word?"...Adam says "mischievous..." Shelly puts her two cents in saying the word is mischievous but she says it miss-chee-vee-ous...Jordan says see! Jeff was saying last night that it was miscubous LOL! ...Jeff says he said "mischievous"...Jordan says she said no, it's miss-chee-vee-ous...Jeff says that she was probably right but he was too...Shelly says that there are 2 enunciations for it, you can say it whichever way you like...Jordan says oh, she wanted to be right for once...Shelly jokingly says to Jeff "Jordan's right you piece of shit" 🙄 Jeff’s scar story/joint salad 2:51 - 2:53 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are in the kitchen talking...they've just finished debating how to pronounce the word "mischievous" and then talk turns to the Zingbot and how he zinged Jeff about his soul patch but the soul patch is here to stay, it's not even bad, it's little and it covers up the scar on his chin... Jordan tells Rachel how Jeff got that scar singing a boy band song...Jeff says it wasn't a boy band, it was Jason Mraz...Jordan thought it was a boy band song...Jeff says "whatever, make the story however you want"...Jordan continues "ok, well, it was a boy band"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says Jeff fell off a chair...Jeff finishes telling the story that he was singing on a plastic lawn chair at his buddy's garage, he was drunk, the ground was wet from the snow, he was talking to Jordan on the phone saying "do you hear this" when whooompf the chair slipped and he fell onto a metal pipe, it went right through his lip, there was a hole, he finished the song, it was believing, his friends said he should get stitches but instead he went home and said Jordan, look at this and she said OMG there's a hole...Rachel asked if he went to the hospital?...Jeff says no he went to bed LOL Jordan says he was drunk Jeff says he has the soul patch now, he had one before anyway...Jeff notices Jordan took Jeff's fork and the whole salad...Jordan, who has sat down at the table to eat, says for him to come over there...Jeff goes over there and they do something they said they thought Brenchel were weird for doing...eat out of the same bowl!! 😂 Puzzle banter/sly hug & kiss 2:57 PM Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Adam are in the kitchen...Jordan is sitting at the table with Rachel, they are chatting about the POV comp and Jordan is finishing eating her salad, she gets up and washes her dishes... Jeff says "Jordan, when we get out of here we have to work on some puzzles together" ...Jordan says "my God I know"...Jeff says they are going to have to learn or if he ever goes out with his buddies he can he can buy her a puzzle for Jordan to do until he gets back, he can stay out all night Adam says that's fu**ed up...Jordan says isn't that mean?...Jeff says it's funny because in the hotel room they did puzzles...Jordan says they did puzzles, she would help Jeff a little, Jeff would get them and she wouldn't so she'd get so frustrated...Jeff says Jordan would take a side piece and put it in the middle, come on! Adam sticks up for Jordan and Jeff says Adam always does that, he doesn't realize that they crack on each other and that's their relationship, he can mind his own business...Adam says if anyone is going to make her cry it's him...Jeff says exactly...Jeff asks how many times has he made her cry in this house?...Jordan hugs Jeff and says twice...Jeff says "me?"...Jordan smiles High five puzzles & BB 3:11 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Shelly & Rachel are in the kitchen talking about the POV puzzle comp...Jordan says she was terrible at it, she told Adam she might have well just have sat there and (? hard to hear)...Jeff and Jordan high five... Shelly says they're all good at different things...Jordan says she is serious, puzzles (ugh)... Jeff says "we're going to do puzzles when we get home" Shelly laughs saying it's for her next stint on BB...Jordan says no, this is the last...Adam says Jordan is a lifer and she's going to be back 5 more times LOL Jordan says yeah right...Shelly says they'll be back on hottest couples edition Jordan says she's probably aged 10 years...Jeff says Adam is spending the winter there LOL Adam says he told them that in the DR Shelly says they might do fans vs favorites then they would come back...Jeff says no they won't...palm trees... Kitchen head/neck rub 3:13 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Rachel and Shelly continue chatting in the kitchen...Jeff is sitting on the counter and he leans back and brushes Jordan's arm with the pastry/bbq brush LOL...Jordan reaches over to rub Jeff's head/neck... Jeff says he's going to cut his hair, he doesn't like when his sides are long, they go straight out...Jordan says well fix it...Jeff says he will but doesn't want to hear from the DR he can't...Jordan asks if there's an extra toothbrush?...Jeff says he'll go check and he leaves… Jordan & Rachel NC chat 3:49 PM Jordan and Rachel are upstairs in the HOH talking...they're talking about waitressing...Jordan says she hated waiting on people...Rachel says it's different in Vegas, she couldn't take working even in a nightclub in NC because the people there drive her crazy, in Vegas it's more fun, good tippers, people are travelling, in NC people live there, they don't tip as much, guys are weird, they try to hit on you, she really likes Vegas, she wishes Brendon would want to move there but he loves southern California, he never wants to move to NC... Jordan asks "why, he doesn't like North Carolina? he thinks it's boring?"...Rachel mmm, hmm's and laughs saying that's exactly what he says...Jordan rolls her eyes and smiles...Rachel asks if that is what Jeff says too?...Jordan says she used to think, well she thinks Jeff is getting more used to it now but especially when, if she had a place downtown but because she's out in the suburbs, she thinks he feels like, when she goes to Jeff's there's always something to do but now, she doesn't know...feeds switch Jordan zingers 4:02 PM Jeff and Adam are in the candy room talking about the POV comp...Jeff can't believe he won, he thought Dani was going to crush it...Adam says both Dani and Porsche had a bunch in and then goes in to talk about how they all did...Jeff says "Jordan didn't get one piece in?" he cracks up...Adam says he was right behind Jordan...Jeff says "ahh, fu**ing Jordan"...Jeff says it's funny when they were in the hotel room doing a puzzle he just wanted her to help him so he said to just take the corner piece and she went and put it right in the middle and he said if she couldn't see the edge, it's a straight piece and we get to the house and the first veto is a puzzle one and she took the bricks and put them vertical...Jeff says "she's not good at puzzles, it's official"...Adam says "obvi" They talk about the Zingbot zings directed at Jordan, Jeff says the first one was good...Adam says it was "the reason why Jeff hasn't proposed to you is cuz he knows you're not good with questions" What JeJo’s kids will be like 4:06 PM Jeff and Adam are in the candy room chatting about the V-Tropolis POV comp...they says Brenchel killed that comp...Adam says they killed it because Jordan kept dropping pieces...Jeff doesn't even want to talk about it but actually Jordan did cry at that competition, Jordan was mad at him...Adam says Jeff was yelling "love it goes right there!"...Jeff says it was because she put them vertical and he was like come on man! he doesn't mind losing but come on, the bricks were vertical! and then... Jeff adds..."what the f**k are our kids gonna be like? they're going to be walking into walls" Jeff giggles and Adam says they're going to need helmets ...he'll be surprised, their kids are going to be pretty so they don't have to be smart Jeff shyly grins... Jeff says ai, ai, ai, one thing at a time, let's not get crazy (you brought it up!) Jordan Kalia & Rachel chat 4:14 PM Jordan, Rachel and Kalia are up in the HOH room chatting...they're talking about going out with your guy with his guy friends as opposed to going out with girl friends...Jordan says it's also good for Rachel to have girls she can go to yoga with because when you're with somebody all the time you're gonna get, her and Jeff would kill each other if we were together all the time...Rachel says her and Brendon are together all the time, she likes it, she loves working out with him, playing softball together, they have fun but it's with mostly guys... Jordan says when she goes to Chicago to see Jeff and it's all his guys friends, he wants to go to his buddy's garage and sometimes she tells him to go without her and then he says he's not going without her and she insists because she doesn't care because it's all guys and when it's all guys she'd rather sit at home and watch her show and relax...Rachel goes on to say she likes going with guys... Are you gonna need a blanket? 5:21 PM Jordan and Rachel are working out...Jeff is nearby on the hammock...they do a set of reps ...Jordan says those burn...Rachel says they need to work on their cores...they do another set of reps...Jeff says "good job" Jordan asks if Jeff is gonna need a blanket? she folded the blue one...Jeff says it's a little chilly...Jordan gets up to get it and Jeff says "no, don't get it, I"m fine"...Jordan says "I'll go get it" and she does...Jeff says "thanks love ♥ "...Jordan says "you're welcome" You’re good love 6 PM Jordan and Rachel are working out...Jeff is laying nearby in the hammock...Rachel leaves saying she's going to go take a shower...Jeff says he was in and out napping, the hammock is so comfortable, they're the bomb...Jordan continues doing weights and Jeff, getting up to leave, says "you're good love" ♥ Jeff looks back at Jordan working out 6:08 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches with the other HG"s, he's having a smoke and is just generally uninterested in the conversation at hand...instead he can't help but look back a couple of times at Jordan who is working out on the far end of the BY <333 JeJo hammock chat - Don’t say that Shelley 6:12 - 6:24 PM After looking back at Jordan working out in the BY, Jeff goes inside, gets some iced coffee and goes back outside, he first heads to the couch area where the others are but changes his mind and goes over to the lay in the hammock near Jordan Cam 3/4 Feeds switch over to JeJo just before the 6:14pm mark...Jordan slaps her thigh saying she's trying to get rid of her hamhock, she can't run today, her legs hurt from running to get those puzzle pieces (in the POV comp), she says that Jeff smoked everyone, she thought she was going to be the only loser with nothing, she thought why couldn't she be the host and Rachel play, it was embarrassing...Jeff says "you didn't get one piece?"...Jordan says no, she tried, she laid them all out trying to fit it with the one piece the guy gave them, she's being dead serious, she can't do puzzles...Jeff asks if she didn't see the one around the arms?...Jordan says no, she's just not good at puzzles, it's obvious with the V-tropolis comp and in sequester but Jeff did real good... Jordan says Jeff is acting sad...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan asks if he's stressed?...Jeff says not really, just wondering what the right move is...Jordan says right but at least he won and has the power, they can talk tonight, their late night talks, they can go over everything again, go over that in detail... Jordan starts doing leg exercises...Jeff watches... Jeff says it's like a nice fall day out...Jeff and Jordan banter a little with Shelly, how she's pretending not to like them...Shelly says they're so cute, they're America's favorite couple...Jeff says "there's no such thing"...Shelly says Rachel will punch you out...Jeff says "yeah, don't say that, I heard you say that earlier, don't say it"...Shelly says she likes to say it and she's gonna keep saying it ...Jeff says "don't say that" Shelly says that's the only button she can push, they've taken everything else away from her...Jeff says "well don't because it pushes us"...Shelly says "whyyyy!?"...Jeff says "because I don't like that, we're not trying to be 'that' couple"...Shelly says she knows they're not but what's wrong with it? it's a compliment...Jeff says "I know but it just, anything to rile her up I don't wanna deal with it"...Shelly says alright and then fake whines about how they took away all her fun...Adam comes outside and starts talking to Shelly... Jordan tells Jeff that the girls were talking to Shelly saying that see if she could talk Jeff into putting up Rachel LOL! yeah right! Jeff harumphs...Jordan can't believe they think he would do that...Jordan says Kalia said if she stayed on the block she wasn't going to keep her mouth shut, she was going to spill...Adam asks if he can use the weights and tells Jeff he's going to walk right now and then they can do weights later...Jeff says alright... Jeff asks what Kalia said again and Jordan turns to ask Shelly to confirm what Kalia said...they chat about that...Jeff doesn't seem fazed. Jordan continues her leg lifts...Shelly comes over and tells Jeff Kalia's exact wording, saying that by the time her and Dani are finished with Rachel she'll be pushing the red button to self-evict it wasn't about Jeff, everybody likes "the Jeff"...Shelly leaves...Jeff asks if they can guarantee a win next week? Adam says yes because he needs a pic of his girl...they continue talking game with Adam...Adam confirms they are "rolling"...Jeff asks Adam what he would do if he were him?...Adam says honestly, take off Porsche and put up Dani, she's the most dangerous in the house and backstab Jeff in a second...Jordan smiles at Jeff and Jeff sings ♫ I've got the power ♫ Nose pinch/Granny panties 7:49 PM Jordan, Rachel & Shelly are outside on the couches in the BY chatting about muscle milk...Jeff, who has been working out, joins them and sits down next to Jordan...they talk about Rachel's concoction that she made...Jeff says he's so happy he worked out...Jordan says "don't you feel better?"...Jeff says he was laying on the hammock making excuses on why he shouldn't...Rachel says she listened to her excuses Shelly says Jeff has lost so much weight since his pics upstairs...Jeff says what do you mean?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Shelly says "with your brother, you've lost a ton of weight since then"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "really?...Shelly says his face (now) is so much thinner...Jordan says he gains it in his face...Jeff says "yeah, I do"...Jordan says she thinks he's like football player "muscle big"...Jeff says that was later than his football years though...Jordan says even in his college pics and that one with his brother and his mom...Jeff says that was only a couple of years ago...Jordan says she can tell he's younger and his face is fuller... Rachel asks if he got a scholarship for football?...Jeff says no...Shelly says it's so awesome he played in college...Jeff says Div. 3...Shelly says so what, she went to a Div. 3 school and they were awesome, those guys were so cool...Jeff asks what school?...Shelly says Eastern Kentucky University...Jeff says "that was Div. 3?"...Shelly thinks so...Jeff says no, he thinks they're Div. 2...they talk a bit more about what makes a school rank differently... Jeff pokes Jordan and says she loves that shirt (the one Shelly gave her)...as Jordan is saying it's comfy, Jeff pinches her nose Shelly says she can have her capris and two shirts, they're small, they'll fit her perfect, she can have all her damn clothes, nothing fits, but Jordan is just as small though...Jordan says Shelly is smaller...Shelly says she isn't... Jeff says "got any granny panties for her?" LOL! Shelly says she has cute panties and new Under Armor panties she brought...Jordan starts to defend her love of granny panties and Jeff giggles saying he's just kidding, she always wears her swim trunks over her tights so her butt, ass looks all weird...Jordan with a sad face says "what's wrong with it?" LOL...Jeff says it's because she was swim trunks on...Jordan says oh...Shelly says "oh, it's because you see the underwear underneath"...Jeff says yeah... Jordan says "well I had on my full granny panties"...Jeff nods and smiles...Shelly says she doesn't own any...Jordan and Rachel say "granny panties?"...Shelly nods no...Jordan says "really?"...Shelly says "bikinis, not thongs"...Rachel says didn't she bring boy shorts though?...Shelly says that was so she wouldn't get caught in her underwear...Jordan says yeah, yeah...Jeff leaves to go eat dinner and check out some of Rachel's concoction...Rachel says he'll love it!... Ohhh lover/want help? 8:27 PM Jordan and Shelly are outside folding laundry and talking about how they've both said some bad things about Rachel (more like Shelly has bashed her non-stop) They go inside and as Jordan walks in she giggles a little and says "me too"...Jeff overhears and asks "what happened, something's funny?"...Jordan huh's?...Jeff asks what happened?...Jordan whispers "oh nothing"...Jeff says "I can only guess...who you were talking about"...Jordan says "no! nobody"...Jeff says "what'...Jordan sighs saying "ohhhhh lover" ♥ Jeff is preparing food and Jordan asks "do you want me to help you?"...Jeff says "no thank you I like doing this, you know?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she has to get some socks on...she leaves... Corn/love/sit here & talk to you 8:29 PM Jordan comes back from getting her socks from the HOH room...Jeff asks if anyone wants corn while he's making them, he asks Shelly if she wants some?...Shelly says she'll have a piece of corn...Jeff asks Jordan "alright, you want one love ♥ ?"... Shelly says "I love when you guys call each other love", she calls Tony babe but she loves "love" but I'm not gonna take it from him, she's going to call him stud when she gets home, she goes outside... Jeff and Jordan discuss how much corn Jeff should make, he will make all 5 pieces...Jordan asks "can I sit here and talk to you?" Jeff says "yes please" Shelly comes back in and compliments Jeff on his shirt saying black is his color for sure, she bets he's a winter when he gets his colors done (Jeff's probably thinking wtf is that? LOL) Jordan says her mom always boils corn in hot water...Jeff says that's a way to do it....Rachel and Jeff talk about what he seasoned the meat with and then Jordan leaves again talking to Rachel about having to straighten her hair because it gets wavy from being outside...I guess they never got to talking North Carolina - like or dislike 11:16 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Rachel are outside chatting...Jordan and Rachel have their feet in the hot tub...they're talking about where they live and what the weather is like there primarily how tough the winters are on the east coast and in Chicago...Adam loves the cold and Jeff hates the winters in Chicago...Adam goes inside... Jeff joins the J/R convo although they are being quiet...Jeff says "you love the hot tub"...Jordan says she knows, it's because she's always cold...Rachel says Jordan needs to get one...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks Jordan where they were at that when they were in that hot tub near the river, was it John's parent's place?...Jordan says yeah, she explains how they are extending the back part of their house, it's going to look great, it's in Cherry Grove, it's a cool place...Rachel asks about it and Jordan explains it's on the canal...Jeff says it's nice back there with the canal... Rachel likes Cherry Grove...Jordan says she does too, it's laid back, she asks if Jeff likes it?...Jeff says "yeah, I like it, different than we have the surfboard house?"...Jordan says that was in Folly Beach...Rachel loves Folly Beach...Jordan tells Jeff that Rachel said Brendon doesn't like NC and she was telling Rachel that in the beginning she didn't think he liked it because you were bored but Brendon thinks it's boring...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says "yeah, it's alright though, I don't mind it, I'm starting to like it better" Rachel says yeah, Brendon is a total California boy, he wants to live out her, moving to NC would be a travesty...Jordan says torture...Jeff says there's just nothing for him to do out there work wise, you know?...Jeff changes the subject to talk about the pool...

August 24 Pool table hug from behind 12:49 AM Jeff and Adam are playing pool...Jordan comes out of the hot tub, dries her feet and puts on her socks...they talk about how many veto comps Jordan has played in...Jordan wanders around the pool table and they high five...Jordan then hugs Jeff from behind Jordan won't let go so Jeff slaps her hand to release her grasp so he can play pool Kiss/yay! Back scratch 12:52 AM Jeff and Adam continue playing pool while Jordan sits nearby watching...Jeff goes to put his BB bag (with laundry) away...Jordan says if Jeff leaves it here, she's about to go to bed...Jeff says he's putting it on the steps...Jeff comes back out, makes two shots and then it's Adam's turn...Jeff heads over to Jordan and Jordan opens her arms wide for a hug...Jeff leans into her and she kisses him on the cheek... ...lays her head on Jeff's shoulder... ...and then starts to scratch his back and neck a little... Jeff says "yay, back scratch" he moves to make his next shot… Jedi drilling butt grab 12:57 AM Jeff and Adam finish playing pool, they and Jordan head over to the couch area to talk...they are jedi drilling game facts...Jordan sits down where Jeff wanted to sit so she says sorry and gets up to move over...Jeff takes the opportunity to grab her butt quite hard ... Jordan giggles and says uhh, gawd they continue going over game facts... Couch leg rub 1:12 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are out on the couches in the BY talking about previous competitions...just before Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's lap she rubs his leg Jordan couch cuddle 1:13 - 1:16 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are outside on the couches talking game and revisiting their BB experience so far...Jordan lays a pillow down on Jeff's lap and cuddles into him while they talk... Ohhhh Jeffrey 1:19 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam continue talking on the couches in the BY...they're talking about who has been badmouthed in the DR...Jordan says she's never said anything bad about Adam...Adam says he's sure she hasn't said anything bad about anybody...Jordan says she has...Jeff says "just me" Jordan says she's gone in there and...Adam says "thrown shit storms? shit fits rather?" Jeff says they're good, they get you right after something happens...Adam remembers the fighting between JeJo and Brenchel and knew something was going on when they all got called to the DR, he's thought damn, he's going to have to wait until September to see this fight, he just saw pacing and tempers and didn't even open the door... Jordan says "you should have seen Jeff, he was like, I bit my tongue! I don't even have a tongue anymore, I can't even taste it and I was like what?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan laughs and then says "ohhh Jeffrey" JeJo HOH - game talk & foot massage 2:13 - 2:44 AM Jeff and Jordan head to bed together after a long talk with Adam outside...Jordan is up in the HOH first, Jeff walks in, puts his glass down and sighs saying "ahh-love" (British accent)...Jordan brushes her teeth and Jeff puts on his sweats...he goes into the bathroom and asks Jordan if she feels better about Adam?...Jordan says yes...Jeff brushes his teeth while they continue talking game...they go over some of the days' events and then Jeff says he feels good, he doesn't think there is any way Adam is going to flip...they agree that Shelly won't flip either More game talk while Jordan puts lotion on her legs...Jeff says "I wanna do that too" they giggle and Jordan says "you're such a dork"...more giggles and Jeff says it was because his legs were dry...Jordan says hers too...Jeff says he's doing his feet, f**k yeah, moisturize, it feels good...Jordan says Jeff has nice feet for a guy...Jeff says he does...Jordan says yeah, he does, they could go get pedicures...Jeff doesn't want that, he wants a massage...Jordan says they massage his calf, he'd like it...Jeff says a "massage" massage will do that too...Jordan puts lotion on her chest and Jeff says "you lubing up your boob?" LOL Jordan says she's putting lotion on, you have to put it everywhere...Jeff picks at his foot and Jordan says not to do that...Jeff is making a little hole Jordan reaches over to touch Jeff's foot and points out they're not crusty...Jeff says it's calloused on his other one...Jordan says not really, some guys have it really bad... Jordan says Jeff's toes look fine, they're clean...Jeff says he cut his nails and they're not dirty, he's not the smelly kid in class...Jordan knows he's not...Jeff says a foot massage would be dynamite...Jordan asks if he wants her to rub his feet?...Jeff says "no...unless you want to?" Jordan says she will, she used to rub her mom's feet all the time...Jeff gets in position and says "whoa HOH treatment"...Jordans says she's just too nice...Jeff says he won't rub her feet Jordan asks why? what's wrong with her feet?...Jeff says he'll scratch her back...Jeff says "you rub your Ma's feet?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you and your Ma are besties"...Jordan says "I love my mom" Jordan explains that she used to rub her mom's feet after her long day at work and they'd talk...Jeff says he and his mom used to take turns scratching each others' arms...Jordan asks how old was he?...Jeff says "last year" LOL! Jeff says no, when he was younger, she used to always scratch his back to go to sleep, that's why he loves his back scratched...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's feet...Jeff says "ahh, that feels good"... Jeff says "wow, king of the castle" Jordan starts talking about how her and Rachel were jedi drilling about the Zingbot and Rachel was getting irritated with her because she has no patience with her...Jeff says that's how she is...they talk about how Adam knows his facts up and down, it doesn't hurt to go over things...Jordan explains why she went downstairs to ask Jeff about theh CD player, it was all to get him to come up and go over stuff LOL Jordan continues rubbing, Jeff says a ball would feel good being rubbed up and down on his foot...Jordan says the HOH lockdown is going to be weird...Jeff doesn't care anymore...Jordan shares the game talk she had with Kalia...Jeff says he doesn't not like Dani, she's cool it's just she was just a little smug and thought she knew everything in this game and bottom line she came after him...Jordan says she lies about everything...Jeff says she's trying to make a move, he doesn't blame her...Jordan says she should campaign...Jeff says imagine how she feels, birthday week, she's on slop, she just got backdoored and she's going to jury house with Brendon, she's knocked out, she was a little too cocky right away... Jordan finishes one foot...Jeff says they feel dynamite..."thanks love" ♥ Jordan does the other foot and asks "what do I get out of this?"...Jeff mmm's...Jordan says they'll see when they get out of there, right Jeffrey? ...Jordan giggles...silence Jeff says she'll get something, ahh, this is the life...Jordan says "so what do I get?"...Jeff says "what do are you saying, what do you want? I have to buy you something?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says this was nice, his dogs are tired... Jordan asks why feet gross Jeff out?...Jeff doesn't know, he's not a big fan...Jordan asks if she has bad feet?...Jeff say no...Jordan asks if they gross him out, a little bit?...Jeff doesn't say no, lol...Jeff says he doesn't like feet...Jordan says "even my feet gross you out?"...Jeff asks why she doesn't like fish?...Jordan says she's been a trouper...Jeff says her feet don't gross him out but feet in general do... Jordan says Rachel reminds her of a character in the movie Hangover...Jeff says Rachel is kooky, it's like she always needs to be occupied...Jordan says she told her she's like a big kid, she loves Disney...Jordan says oh, she's nice, she means well...Jeff says it's because they're on top right now, she can be snippy...Jordan mentions her game talk with Kalia again...they talk about double eviction being a week from now (yikes!)...they discuss various scenarios around that...they talk about he deal Jordan and Kalia have where Kalia said she would never nominate Jordan...more scenarios talk and then Jordan finishes the foot rub...Jeff thanks her again "thank you love ♥ "...Jordan says "you're welcome" and gets up to go to the bathroom... Jeff was trying to get closer to Jordan 2:44 AM Jeff and Jordan are up in the HOH talking game, Jordan has just finished Jeff's foot massage...Jeff says "thank you love ♥ "...Jordan says "you're welcome" and goes to the bathroom to wash her hands...Jeff is tired of spinning numbers like spin doctors...Jeff says he still has his wine, hopefully he doesn't have to drink it until final 2 Jordan says yay!...Jeff says he better not be drinking that in the BY having a pity party (he wouldn't get that chance )...Jordan says "and me crying"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan turns off the lights and gets in bed... Jordan says "last night when we were in bed, you kinda rolled close to me and I was like uhh, he's trying to snuggle" Jeff says "and then you put your foot on me"...Jordan says "yeah, that was my way of trying to snuggle"...she giggles...Jeff says he was getting closer because she was all the way over there ♥ F3/Jordan has a good shot/friends do and don’t care 2:46 - 2:57 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...they talk game about how they have F3 deals with both Shelly and Rachel and how they hope they never talk (LOL)Jordan says that she's talked with Shelly about it and she's not questioning anything and she told her that if Jeff somehow got knocked out, she would team up with her, stay with her Jeff says he told her that today too Jeff says if they win next week, if they make it to the F4, Jordan is absolutely going to the F2 especially if they're F4 with Shelly and Rachel, all 3 of them will take Jordan to the F2 Jordan says that's in a perfect world if that happened, if Porsche or Kalia make it through they wouldn't take her...Jeff says yeah, it's too crazy to think about that... Jeff says Jordan has such a good shot...Jordan says Jeff does too, they just have to get through next week and the double eviction Jeff says one week at a time...Jordan says they can do it...Jeff says he can't but she can...Jordan says no, as a whole, all together the whole game...Jeff says they can, they're in good position...Jordan knows they'll be targeted so they can split them up...they go over scenarios and as long as they're not put up together they should be good, they'll put up Jeff and Rachel...more scenarios and game talk... Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks Julie will ask him? (he never got that interview 😞)...Jeff says she'll asks him why he did what he did to Dani? was it the best move?...Jordan wonders if viewers will feel sorry for Dani?...Jeff says there will be people who like him, others that like Dani, they'll say he's a fu**ing asshole and others will say it was a great move, whatever, it doesn't matter, he thinks it's a good move and his friends and family will think so, so that's all that matters, at least he hopes they think it's a good move LOL Jordan says of course they'll think that it's a good move, she was trying to backdoor him, she could see all those guys at Nonna Silvia's watching and getting loud...Jeff says the first time no one knew what it was but then they watched and were getting really into it, they said they were going to come to LA and punch Russell in the face LOL ...palm trees...when the feeds come back JeJo are still talking about their friends and BB, them not caring about it LOL Jeff says he'd say "dude, what do you mean, it's on TV, and they're like whatever, they didn't even care and then Around the World, they didn't really care either"...Jordan giggles... Jordan says with TAR, none of her friends knew what it was, they were all like, what is it? they didn't understand the concept of it...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says she'd heard of it but didn't actually watch the show until they got asked because remember they were nervous when they were racing because they were like "what does roadblock mean?" JeJo HOH late night talk - hilarious task banter 3:03 - 3:11 AM This is in my top 5 favorite comedic relief moments on the feeds this season Feeds return to the HOH room...Jeff and Jordan are comparing how it was last time in the house to now...they were new and hadn't played the game, they got to know each other and goofed off more, they didn't talk game...(Ok wait a sec, I take exception to this comment as I spent HOURS upon HOURS upon HOURS listening to and transcribing game talk between you then for the BB11 calendar...I almost went crazy with the "scenarios" talk every freaking night! LOL)...remember how Jessie got mad at Jeff for not wanting to talk game and wanting to have fun...Jeff says let him clarify that that was 10 minutes after they got in the house...Jordan doesn't mean it like that, she meant that they talked about everything else, they did talk game but not as much as they do now, they talk a lot because they're always stressed that one of them is going home, it's not like last time, they can't goof off, they're more vocal... Jeff smells a fart, was it Jordan?...Jordan says no, she doesn't smell it...Jeff feels like they are working harder this time, he feels a little stressed out these last 2 days...Jordan says "don't be stressed out"...Jeff knows and then he can't play, he just doesn't want to be knocked out by a fu**ing floater like that Jordan asks if Jeff wants his head rubbed?...Jeff says no, where are those chess pieces?...Jordan doesn't know...they start discussing the saboteur and what he got paid for doing that, the details are foggy LOL Jordan says "maybe he got $25000 total cuz he had to do other task and maybe he did like 3 task or something or 2 task"...Jeff giggles which makes Jordan giggle Jeff says "how many?"...Jordan says "two"...Jeff says "two what?"...Jordan says "two task" LOL!...Jeff laughs... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what do you mean? how many did he do?"...Jordan says "two"...Jeff says "two what?"...Jordan says "TASK!"...Jeff laughs...Jordan asks what he's laughing about?...Jeff says it just sounds funny... Jeff says "so, he did two task? and he got paid $25000??" Jeff cracks up!!...Jordan says "TASK1"...Jeff says "did he do two task or three task? how many?"...Jordan says "two task"...😂 Jeff says "well if he did two task that's worth 20, if he did three task, that's, now we're talking" Jordan laughs... Jeff says "taskS...two taskS...three dogS, not there's two dog over there"...Jordan cracks up!...Jordan says "stop"...Jeff giggles, Jordan giggles...Jeff says "I didn't know you had three dog, that's cool" LOL! Jordan says "two task"...Jeff says "tasks S!"...Jordan says "oh...taskS, taskS"...Jeff laughs and says "now it just sounds funny, taskS"...Jordan says that doesn't sound right...Jeff says "now nothing sounds right, two taskS!"...more giggles...Jordan says "two task"...Jeff says "it's not"...she knows it's not but she needs it to make sense to her... Jeff says "if he had to complete one task, that's task, if he had to complete two taskS...oh my God"...Jordan laughing says "taskS"...Jeff asks why that is so hard for her?...Jordan doesn't know, she always says task...Jeff says she can say multitask...more confusion 😂 and then they go back to talking about the saboteur and America's player again...Jeff says it's ridiculous if someone got paid $10000 to take chess pieces...they talk about the stolen things… JeJo HOH late night talk - Porsche or Porscha 3:38 AM Feeds come back from extended palm trees right before the 3:38am mark...Jeff and Jordan are in bed debating over how to pronounce the name Porsche (Porsche or Porscha)...Jeff thinks you could say it both ways...Jordan says her parents should have put an "A" on the end...Jeff says it's spelled like the car which is said Porsche, he says he's such a fu**ing idiot (for not knowing)...Jordan says they don't help each other...Jeff says no, he doesn't know anything and he tries to ask her a question and it's like forget it. Jordan says if it's about something else besides spelling...Jeff asks how are they supposed to learn? they can't...Jordan says to ask Brendon, he'll have the total explanation...Jeff says he'll ask Porsche herself tomorrow LOL They turn on the spy screen to see who it is and it's Porsche! pronounced by Jordan Portia Goodnight, love stupid 3:48 AM Jeff and Jordan are finally winding down after a long late night talk...Jordan is snuggled into Jeff... Jordan says "goodnight"...Jeff asks "you going to bed?" and they kiss... Jeff says "love you stupid"...Jordan says "love you too"...Jeff giggles, takes off his mic and they both get in position to sleep...Jeff says they're boneheads..Jordan says yeah...Jeff prays and they settle into sleep... JeJo HOH picture time 12:06 PM Jeff is sitting at the kitchen counter looking at his HOH camera pics...Jeff takes a pic of RAYchel by the fridge. Adam comes over and wants to take a look at the pictures, only the ones of him LOL Jeff says no, he doesn't want any judging of the pictures. Adam offers to take a pic of Jeff and JorDAN ...Jeff turns back to Jordan, who is brushing her hair nearby him, and says "come here love" ♥ Jordan comes over, Jeff puts his arm around her and Adam takes their pic...Rachel says "aww, two little cuties" Jeff and Jordan check out the picture before the real picture...Jordan leaves to finish doing her hair and then Jeff takes another pic of Rachel… Jeff HOH picture time - fakeness at the kitchen table Jeff and Jordan take part in HOH picture time in the kitchen @ the 1:09pm mark JeJo get a little cute & cozy and right on cue the close up camera goes off of them onto Kalia Jeff pretends to bite Jordan's face for the funny pic Lover!? 4:34 PM Jordan and Rachel have been doing laps around the BY...Jeff is tanning on a beach chair...Jordan asks Rachel if they're running now?...Rachel says she thought they were done?...Jordan says "oh! ok we can be done, I'm good with that"...Jeff says that done sounds good... Jordan says "hey" to Jeff, he asks what's up?...Jordan says nothing, she's burning up...Jordan walks to the end of the BY to get water and then heads back to where Jeff is...she says "lover!?" ♥ ...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan sits near Jeff and says that BB might lock them out and give them some skill thing...Jeff thinks so too, that sucks...Jordan says she's ok at skills, she thinks...Jeff knows but says that means the next week it will be questions...BB tells Jeff to put on his mic...Jordan says she'll just leave him alone, she leaves... Steak, broccoli & cheese or me? 9:03 PM Jordan and Kalia are out in the BY practicing for the snake skill comp...Jordan gets a drink and then sits by Jeff who is sitting on the couch...they whisper a little to each other and then... Jeff says "do you want steak?"...Jordan says no, she's not hungry Jeff asks "do you want broccoli and cheese?"...Jordan says she already ate a soup and sandwich Jeff asks "do youuuu wannnt.....me?" Jordan says "what?"...Jeff doesn't respond... Encouragement hug 11:56 PM Jeff and Adam are playing pool (nightly routine lol)...Jordan walks over to Jeff and gives him a big hug...Jeff tells Jordan she's doing good (on the skill game)... Jeff asks "you gonna win love? ♥ "...Jordan mmm, hmm's....Jeff says he thinks so too...Jordan says she needs him to help her and then they discuss a little strategy about that... ...

July 20 JeJo cute fart wrestling Part 2 12:01 - 12:02 AM Feeds come back to the HOH room...Jeff and Jordan have settled down a little after their wrestling match...Jordan says Jeff is a meanie...Jeff says he's not a meanie...Jordan says he is...Jeff says how?...Jordan says he was making fun of her face...Jeff touches Jordan's face saying he's not making fun of it, he really sees it...Jordan says something about her teeth, Jeff taps her teeth a little too hard, Jordan ow's and Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan says "you hate me"...Jeff laughs again... Jordan says "gimme a hug"...Jeff says "come here"...Jordan says "c'mon gimme a hug...apologize"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan tries to hug Jeff and says "for being mean"...Jeff says he's not mean...Jeff hugs Jordan...Jordan says "tell me you love me"...Jeff sweetly says "I love you" ♥ Jordan pushes saying "tell me like you mean it"...Jeff says "I did!"...Jeff grabs Jordan's leg and Jordan says it's a hamhock....Jordan wants another hug...Jeff says "listen love, go over there, stop it, I'm all tangled up in your mic"...Jordan says "you're no fun"...Jeff says "stop making people think this is what we do in here all the time"...Kalia says she hopes it is, it's really sweet...Jordan says "no it's not"...Jeff lays there like a mummy saying "this" is what they do in there...Jordan goes to the bathroom... A minute later Jeff follows Jordan in there...unfortunately the cameras don't follow them but some audio is heard of Jeff calling her love... Big Jeff/Jeff’s period 12:08 - 12:11 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the HOH room chatting with Kalia, Porsche & Brenchel...they're talking about how old Dani, Jordan, Porsche are...Kalia is saying stuff the DR asked her, like if Dom was cute, Kalia says he looks 14, it would be totally inappropriate to say he's cute...Rachel asks if they asked about everyone?...Kalia says yeah, she wants 6 babies with Brendon ...Jeff says "what about Big Jeff?"...Kalia says please don't ever let her have kids by Jeff...Jeff asks if it's cuz of his gas? LOL Jeff says "why can't the sistas like Big Jeff?" LOL Kalia says she's sure lots of sisters like Big Jeff...Jeff says why doesn't she put the word out there for him...Kalia says because she likes his girlfriend...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff needs sister love...Kalia says Ladies Love Cool Jeff. Kalia asks when Jeff's bday is?...Jeff says June 5th...Rachel says they should celebrate...Kalia says something to Jordan and Jordan says sorry she wasn't listening Jeff says Big Jeff to the Izzo...Jordan says Big Jeff... Jeff says "it's cuz, well you never met Eric did you?"...Jordan says "your brother?"...Jeff says Big E...Jordan says no...Jeff says his buddies from out here, one used to live out here, Big Eric, they call him Big E, then there's Big Ethan, Big Jim and now Big Donavon and when they hang out they all talk in the 3rd person...Big Jim will say, hey Big Jeff, Big Jim had too many beers, he's not going to feel good in the morning and he says Big Jeff can't even look at himself in the mirror...Jeff says that the cup is always full with Big Jeff because Big Jeff is a positive guy Jeff says that Big Jeff is always in a good mood. Kalia and Jeff talk about how much they ate today and the fact they both took a day off of working out...Jeff took a personal day off and he points to his crotch LOL Jeff says "I was flowing"... Jordan shoots him a look and Jeff says "what?"...Jeff says they gave Jeff 3 days to have a period...Jordan is confused...Jeff asks her what she thought he was talking about when he said he was flowing?...Jordan didn't know, she thought he was having spills or something...Jeff says "spills?" and he giggles... JeJo bedtime interrupted 1:32 - 1:34 AM Feeds switch to JeJo who are up in the HOH room...lights off, Jeff in bed, Jordan is up going to go to the bathroom...Jordan says that if they hadn't won, her and Jeff would be the ones being backdoored...Jeff says they'd be outside crying...Jordan says it's only been 2 weeks, it's early and she doesn't want to go home in 2 weeks...Jeff says no shit...Jordan says it's warm in there... Jeff says his throat is scratchy, he puts his sweats on and heads downstairs to get water... JeJo late night chat - game talk/DR sessions 1:37 - 1:54 AM Feeds switch from gross Brenchel to JeJo up in the HOH room...Jeff gets in bed...Jeff says he's getting super duper bored in there...Jordan says her too...Jeff wants toys...Jordan says they used to give them stuff...Jeff says it's so early and he's already peaking, he's gotta get in the groove again...Jordan says tomorrow Jeff will feel good because he slept a lot...Jeff says he hopes so because he has this tickle...Jordan says it might be because in here it's freezing...Jeff farts ...Jordan says "Jefff"...Jeff says they're not smelly but his stomach is producing some weirdness. Jordan says here goes the late night chats...Jeff says he loves them...Jordan says soon they won't be able to have them...they start talking game...Jordan says she spoke with Rachel just to make sure they were still all together and emphasized she wants to make it to at least jury and then they can go on from there but Rachel said she wants to work past that to a solid top 5...FISH...Jordan says she wanted to make sure they were on the same page, she'd be pissed if they tried to backdoor them, Rachel said she was talking to Dom a lot, Kalia and Shelly are wanting B&R out, Shelly doesn't know about Dom or Adam...Jordan goes over various scenarios for HOH and POV...Jordan says Lawon is going to try and win HOH and they think he'll put them up...Jordan is worried about this week because of them being separated...Jeff says they need to talk to Dom the dipshit...Shelly says that she wants JeJo to go far...they say Lawon is full of shit...Jeff says yeah, well, he's putting them up...they keep talking game... Jordan says she prays about it and then asks if Jeff's eyes are closed...Jeff says no, he's just thinking, he puts his hand on Jordan's back...Jordan doesn't trust Dom...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says Adam asked Jordan if they were still good, she trusts Adam over Dom...Jordan says she was talking to Dom for awhile today...Jeff seems like he saw LOL he says "yeah, about what?"...Jordan says boyfriends and girlfriends so maybe if she keeps talking to him like that, it was a good convo...Jeff doesn't seem thrilled, he says yeah but Dom's real tight with Dani...Jordan says Dani seems the type to backstab you...Jeff says later, not now...Jordan says that Kalia says said that Dani was working with Dom now and Dani got defensive about that...Jeff says it's because Dani knows if people know that then they'll be a target but really she wants to work with him so she probably said that on purpose (Jeff's onto her ) Jeff says that no one ever says Dani in any fu**ing plan so that's gotta change too when the keys go away...Jordan says people just forgot about her because she can't play. Jeff says he thinks she would choose them over B&R (wrong!)...Jordan says she likes when Jeff says "best friend" to Dani, he talks to her more, Rachel gets on Dani's nerves, they have an advantage because people will think B&R are better competitors...Jeff says when it's time, they'll rise above...Jordan says they'll do good, she feels it...Jordan got burnt...Jeff didn't really tan, he was borderline sick...they ask if that's all they got?...they talk about the remote not having batteries and then Jordan starts whispering about her DR session, she says that she didn't like that she had to say something...Jeff says if they say that Jordan doesn't have to, just be honest, they're just trying to get a story going so if you don't feel like saying it then don't...Jeff asks what she said...Jordan says she thought she sounded bitchy towards Rachel and Porsche in Cassi's goodbye...Jeff did too...FISH...Jordan says she doesn't want to look catty towards other people, remember when she was telling him...feeds switch out... JeJo late night chat - saying sorry & understanding 2:02 - 2:12 AM Feeds switch back to JeJo in the HOH room...Jeff is saying something about it being just after dinner...Jordan says "what's wrong with you, you are on your period"...Jeff says he knows...Jeff says today he ate cottage cheese and two kiwis and then he went to bed until 3...Jordan puts her hand on Jeff's chest...then he had a sprinkle of potato chips with his JG pita sandwich...Jordan says she was cutting up cucumbers for that, Jeff got her liking that...Jeff says it's good...Jordan says she was going to bring it up for Jeff because he hadn't eaten and then Jeff came down, she figured he'd be hungry...Jeff says thank you. Jeff says next time that she can open up those pita things like a pocket, not put them on top...Jordan says oh, so I did it wrong...Jeff says you cut it in half and stuff it, not put 2 pieces on top like a sandwich and if he's being picky, cut the cucumbers thinner not in big chunks, that's a little weird...Jordan giggles saying she'll let Jeff stick to the cooking...Jeff says he's helping her giving her pointers...Jordan will stick to cleaning...Jeff pokes fun that in a sandwich the meat goes in middle of the bread not stacked on top...Jordan says "stooppp, you hate me"...Jeff says "I don't"...Jordan hugs Jeff's arm...Jeff says he's been firing them out today, he's been yelling at everybody about ice cubes and cups...Jordan kisses Jeff's hand... Jordan says everyone making Shelly wash dishes in the morning is ridiculous...Jeff rants about people using so many cups a day and leaving them everywhere and not cleaning up after themselves...Jeff says whatever, he doesn't do the dishes, he just does his own, he cleans while cooking and leaves the pan for the others to clean since they eat his food, it's all about give and take...Jeff wants Jordan to listen to his complaining...Jordan is listening...Jeff wants a complaint box. Jeff farts...another Jayeffff Jordan says she was stressed out this week...Jeff says Jordan was cranky...Jeff yawns and Jordan snuggles in a bit...Jordan says "I'm sorry for being crabby"...Jeff says "I'm sorry too if I was crabby...it's just stressful in here"...Jordan is about to say she forgot how it was in there...FISH...when feeds return Jeff is saying he doesn't know why she's saying that because they are literally next to each other at least 22 of the 24 hours a day so he doesn't know what she's talking about when she says they're not talking or spending time together, what is she trying to get at? does she mean something by that?...Jordan says no, even if they are next to each other, she meant that she felt like, it's nothing big...Jeff says Jordan is making it seem like he went out with his friends all weekend and now he's back with her and not paying attention...Jordan says she honestly didn't mean it that way...Jeff says she said it 15 times so what is she getting at by saying that? what does she mean? does she want him to be with her all 24?...Jordan says she didn't say that, Idk she just felt like she didn't talk to him that much...Jeff asks if she wants to know about his daily activities?...Jordan says Jeff! she just felt like she didn't really talk to him even though she was around him, she doesn't mean it like crazy, don't worry about it, she's just felt they were around each other but didn't talk, does he agree? Jeff agrees but doesn't know how much more he can talk to her...Jordan says ok, she won't say it anymore...Jeff says he talks to Jordan 5 times as much as he even looks at somebody's face in this house...Jordan says she won't say it...Jeff says she can say it, it was obviously on her mind cuz she said it a bunch of times, he's not fighting about it...Jordan says she's not fighting about it either...Jeff says mmm kay...Jordan says she'll drop it...Jeff says mmm kay, me too...Jordan remembers one more thing and then she'll drop it...Jeff says mmm kay fire it in there. Jordan says she felt like she was aggravating Jeff since they're around each other all the time...Jeff says he's not hiding anything from her, he doesn't know what she wants him to tell her, she always "what's up" like he ran into an old buddy from college at the market and he has a story for her, nothing's up, he went from here to the kitchen and what story does she want him to tell her? he needs a break too and he likes to have quiet time too...Jordan says ok, she understands, she's used to Jeff always talking and being "on"...Jeff says there's nothing to talk, there's nothing new...Jordan understands and is not arguing with him...Jeff says he's not sure she did understand...Jordan understands him now and won't aggravate him now about it...Jeff appreciates it and says "you are the best"...Jordan says he can be a butt sometimes...Jeff knows, he is a pain in the ass often...Jordan knows, she is too...Jeff say he's worse so thank you...FISH... JeJo late night chat - game talk wind down 2:14 - 2:22 AM Feeds return to JeJo in bed talking...they're talking about being on a schedule now, it's not like they do anything on Thursdays, they're live for an hour but it's the excitement of it all... They talk about how fast the comps so by but at least it's something to do...Jordan says to say his prayers tonight for Thursday...Jeff says he says them every night...Jordan says to say them double so that everything goes to plan on Thursday ( )...they discuss the upcoming schedule...FISH...they talk about there being another twist that will change the game...Jordan says if they can just get past this week, it will be good because they're in pretty good with everyone...Jeff farts LOL Jordan says she'll be bummed (if they're separated)...Jeff and Jordan talk about scenarios, the golden keys, jury house and comps...Jordan just really wants to get through this week, she thinks Jeff will do good, he's good at comps, he'll do well and then they can see pictures of his family...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan wonders if they'll put Barry and Mimmo again?...Jeff has no idea...Jeff gets up to pee… JeJo picture by the pool 1:29 AM It's HOH picture time, Jordan takes a picture of Adam and Jeff first and then Adam takes a really cute pic of Jeff and Jordan by the pool. Gorgeous! Picture Kiss 1:40 PM The HG's are taking pictures, they have a staged pillow fight, they're hitting Brendon but just as predicted Jeff gets a zipper in the face, he says he did for real, it fu**ing kills, he felt like he got stabbed...Jeff says if it was some chick she would be crying right now and someone would have been evicted LOL As the others look at the pictures they've taken Jeff says "shut up" and playfully pretends to knee Jordan in the face...Jordan gives him that look and pulls him in for a kiss. How Jeff met Jordan if not in the house 3:56 - 3:59 PM Feeds switch to the BY...Jeff is in the pool, Jordan is laying out poolside...Kalia is chatting with them...Jeff sneaks up on Jordan (not on cam) and says "you know it was me?"...Jordan says yes...Kalia says Jordan wants his hand...Jeff starts making weird vomiting noises and asks if it was good acting?...Kalia says he's such a good actor, that's why he's on BB. Jeff says watch this and he blows bubbles Kalia says they're the gassiest people she's ever met...Jeff says the last 2 days he's had a problem, the first step is admitting...Kalia says they're so gassy in this beast...Jeff sneezes...Kalia blesses him...Jeff says thanks...someone off cam says something about being good looking...Jeff says " thank you, you sexy bitch"...Kalia says she loves those sunglasses, they're Boogie Nights...Jeff says they're from that era, he likes it too Kalia asks Jeff if he had to make up a story of how he met Jordan what would it be, if it wasn't in the house, if someone said hey, how did you meet your girlfriend? Jeff says "umm, it'd probably be fall time, and I'd have a scarf on and it would maybe be, I might be in New York on some business and I was up, I happened to be up early that morning and I meant to go to one cafe but suddenly I changed my direction and went the other way and after I got my coffee, I went into the park to enjoy the crispness of the season and there was Jordan feeding the ducks" Jordan giggles...Kalia says she likes that story...Jeff says "that's the gist of it" LOL Kalia asks if Jeff was wearing a scarf?...Jeff says yeah, I like scarves...Kalia giggles...Jeff says he likes fall scarves not winter scarves, you can wear them without a jacket and people will say dude, why are you wearing that scarf and he says why not? it's fall... They talk about scarves and wearing them in LA & then a super cute moment happens next... I always love you 3:59 PM Super sweet moment caught on audio but not on camera...right after Kalia and Jeff finish talking about wearing scarves in LA...Jordan says "love you, do you love me too?"...Jeff says "I always love you too" ♥ Jordan’s baby maker song(s) 4:34 - 4:36 PM Jordan walks by the kitchen where Dom and Kalia have been talking about love songs...Dom says "Jordan, what's your baby maker song? you know what I'm talking about? like your song that's on your slow jams playist?"...Jordan says umm...Dom says "i wanna guess, I wanna guess but"...Dom says he wants to say, not knowing if this is true, but he wants to say boy band...(wrong!)...Jordan says uh uh...Dom says "no?"...Jordan says it's not country...Dom says how can country ever put you in that kind of a mood (he has a point lol)...Jordan says Keith Sweat...Dom says "ooooh, wow, good choice"...Jordan asks if they know "Nobody"...Dom says hell yeah...Kalia says omg...Dom says "that's on my playlist too" UGH Suuuurrrrrre Dom says "wow Jordan came out of nowhere with Keith Sweat, I was going to say 98 degrees or something, she pulled out Keith Sweat on us"...Kalia likes it...Jordan says she likes that song and she likes that song called Rockin' That Thang by the Dream..Dom says he just said that song! that's the jam...Jordan walks away... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMar1ifzdmk&ob=av2n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H25KfLq-VU Lounger cuteness 6:24 - 6:26 PM Jordan is sitting on the couches in the BY with Porsche and Lawon who's on the elliptical...Jeff comes outside and Jordan says "heyyy"...Jeff is heard moaning after what seems to be him sitting down on the lounger (off camera)...Jeff says "come here" (my favorite two words from Jeff)...feeds switch to Jordan walking over to the lounger from the couch area...Jeff says "you're not gonna eat dinner?"....Jordan says "no"...as she walks by she intercepts a bean bag that was tossed...she tells them to throw one more, she'll try...Dom is heard saying "that was the worse throw of all time Jordan" but as he says this Jordan makes a quick save and Jeff says "whoa nice catch, look at you spidermonkey"...Jordan throws and it misses...Jeff says "oh c'mon, I just called you spidermonkey" LOL Jordan tries again, Jeff tells her to step into it...she misses again...Jeff asks her if she threw righty, why doesn't she use her left hand?...Jordan says when she would play...FISH ...Jordan stands near Jeff saying "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing, I just wanted you...close to me" sweet! "so I don't get in trouble later for not talking to you"...Jordan says "oh be quiet"...Jeff says "you look nice"... Jordan sits down saying "thanks"...Jordan says Kalia is taking a nap...Jeff says "in our room?"...Jordan says yeah...they giggle...Jordan says "she's so funny"...Jeff says he spilled oil on his shorts and it didn't come out...Jordan says "you look cute" Jeff says "cute? I'm dirty love ♥ "...Jordan says "no when you have your hat and your shorts and your tank top you look cute"...Jeff puts his hat on and says "how about now?"...Jordan says "real cute" They giggle...Jordan says that she looked up and saw the camera staring at them...Jeff says "oh no" and he walks off to go workout some more...Jordan says "run"...Jordan says she loves the lounger, if she had a big backyard she'd get one… Jeff would like Jordan’s company 7:24 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chopping garlic for dinner...Jordan walks by...Jeff, in a British accent, says "Ello!"...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "what are you doing?"...Jordan says going to sleep...Jeff asks again where she's going? taking a nap? does she want to keep him company while he cuts garlic? Jordan asks if he wants her to keep him company?...Jeff says "well I wouldn't have asked, if you're really tired go to sleep but if not I would like your company" Awww Jordan sits down to keep Jeff company… JeJo & Adam talk - their LD relationship 7:27 - 7:30 PM Jeff is prepping food for dinner, Jordan is sitting at the counter and Adam is hanging out with them...Jordan says Jeff should feel better because he worked out?...Jeff does feel better...Adam says today Jeff was the succcubus of Jordan (??)...Jeff says yeah, no it's back to normal...Jordan shoots Jeff a look...Jeff says "what!?...when I come visit you do you always come work out with me?"...Jordan says no, she wasn't talking about that, she thought he was talking about the....Jeff chuckles saying Jordan didn't even know what she was getting mad about...Jordan says she thought he meant a bad mood today or negative...Adam said remember yesterday he said that she sucked all the energy out of Jeff and today it was the opposite... Adam asks if Jordan doesn't come to work out when he goes to visit her?...Jeff says "no...I go by myself"...Adam says "Jordan"...Jordan says "I go sometimes"...Jeff mumbles "sometimes"...Jordan says the time Jeff was at home, she was working...Jeff says "yeah that's true"...Jordan says she had to work so he would go to the gym during the day. Adam asks how often they visit each other?...Jordan says once a month, twice a month...Jeff says twice a month at least (liar! lol)...Adam asks if they split it up?...Jordan says yeah, last time Jeff came to Charlotte so it's going to be her turn...Jeff says "that's why we wanted to do this too, so we could spend the summer together...hopefully spend the summer together"...Jordan says "yeah then after this we'll figure out what we're going to do you know?" Jeff tries to change the subject...he says "anywho...who likes Rice Krispies?"... Adam presses on and says that today is day 19 and they were together 5 days before that, so is this the longest they've been together in awhile? since the race?...Jordan says yeah it has, normally when she's gone to Chicago...Jeff interrupts saying they see each other more than once a month, twice a month, every 2 weeks (liar! lol) Jordan says this past time was the longest time, we went 3 months? (whoa!) Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says 2 and a half months? last time was February, so March, April and Jeff came in May, it was 2 and a half months, remember they saw each other Valentine's day and then he came down because her girlfriend got married, he came to the wedding so that was the longest they had gone... Jordan says this past time Jeff got buddy passes from her dad's girlfriend so he stayed longer and then tornadoes came through and he was delayed longer, he couldn't get out because the flights were rolled over, he was having a hard time getting back home...talk changes... editorial note - Jordan was in Chicago mid March so she was wrong lol but it was 2 months they didn't see each other Pool table hug 8:56 - 8:57 PM The men are playing pool including Jeff...Jordan is standing nearby talking to Dom about her feet and how she wears out her shoes...Jeff looks over at Jordan and they smile at each other...Jordan heads over to Jeff and gives him a sweet hug and a little butt grab Jordan talks about Maggie 9:36 - 9:42 PM The HG's are in the BY talking about dogs...Jordan talks about how her friend Megan's dog had worms in his poop...they start talking about dog worms and Jeff ugh's, he's getting grossed out LOL They continue talking about their dogs and Jordan talks about her dog Maggie...as soon as she talks about Maggie's poop getting in her fur Jeff walks away saying "gross" Up here stupid 9:47 - 9:48 PM Jordan puts some popcorn in the microwave and heads up to the HOH room...off camera but on audio Jordan is heard saying "I didn't know you were up here stupid"...Dom is seen smiling at that...I think Jeff says something about where else would he be...Jordan answers "I don't know", she then says she has to pee, she asks if Jeff wants fruity snacks?...audio goes off them... Jeff always misses Jordan 10:41 - 10:42 PM Off camera audio only...Jeff has come downstairs from playing chess, he goes into the kitchen and goes outside, he's heard saying "where's Johrdan?"...he turns back and asks inside "where's Jordan?"...Jordan arrives, he asks her "were you in the DR?"...Jeff says that he was asking "where's Jordan?"...Jordan says "you missed me!"...Jeff says "always" (sounds like they hugged)

July 16 Bedtime game talk Part 1 1:21 - 1:34 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room...Jeff is in bed...Jordan is getting ready for bed...they are talking game, how the vote went, who did the hinky votes...Jordan says they won't find out until finale, no one knows and you can't trust anybody, it's BB...Jordan says they're all going crazy trying to figure it out but she doesn't think they'd suspect Shelly...Jordan says she liked talking to Cassi but B&R are in her ear telling her not to trust her...Jeff says they need to relax...Jordan says she wants to talk to Cassi...Jeff says "so talk to her"...Jordan says she does but she feels bad because she feels two faced...Jeff says that he's told Brendon there's no need to for him to police Jordan talking to her, they're talking like friends, it's not game talk, what does it matter? the only thing talking to her can do is benefit them...Jordan says nobody likes her...Jeff says girls are very catty...Jeff says if someone is going to put him up, why not try to sway them... Jordan says that when Rachel tells her what Jeff is doing (with Cassi) she starts thinking what's Jeff doing? it drives her crazy...Jeff says "don't ugh don't listen to her"...Jeff says let Rachel worry about Brendon doing something, don't worry about him...Jordan says she knows Jeff wouldn't do anything...Jeff says "no shit I wouldn't do anything"...Jeff says to not listen to her, she's insecure...people are getting too bananas over this, they're not even through this week yet. Jordan doesn't think Dani is threatened by her...Jeff says she's worried about her though but he could say the same for her, what is she doing with Dom all the time?...they count the votes this week, 9 people vote, they need 5 votes...Jordan asks if Jeff wants the lights off?...Jeff doesn't care, he was listening to music relaxing...Jordan says she told Dom that on finale night they're going out to have fun, they'll go to Saddle Ranch and dance...Jeff says Cabo...Jordan says Cabo! margaritas. Jeff wants to turn on ESPN for a little bit...Jeff asks "where are you"...Jeff waits while Jordan preps for bed...Jeff says it's weird, it feels like he's watching tv...Jeff says that shower is so nice...Jordan looks at their picture and says aww, that's such a good picture, she loves it...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she misses her mom...Jeff says "beezay"...Jordan says she just wants to say hey, her mom would says "hey beezay, what are you doing?"...Jordan shuts off the lights and gets in bed...they talk about Peyton, how he is for sure watching...Jordan thinks Stewie got Showtime AD for them...Jeff thinks it might be on too late for them...they are sure he watches all the episodes… Bedtime game talk Part 2 1:34 - 1:45 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their bedtime talk...they talk about how Peyton will be excited to watch them...Jordan sits down in bed...Jordan says that Shelly was talking to her by the hot tub,she told Jordan that Rachel was getting on everyone's nerves and that when Brenchel are nomination there's going to be drama, Shelly swore to Jordan that she would never put up Jeff, she'd like to see them go far ...Jeff says "oh, she's so nice" Jordan says that Shelly said that no one wants to put JeJo up Jordan continues talking game to Jeff about the veto and who will use it or not...Jeff spies Cassi on the spy screen and says that she's freaking out because Dom is gone and she doesn't know who to trust...Jordan says she told Cassi she was considering putting her up...Jeff knows that but doesn't know what all the hubbub is about...Jordan says people are making it more dramatic...Jeff agrees, it's exhausting...Jordan says everybody is bored...Jeff isn't understanding...Jordan says people are jealous...Jeff says he likes it when people don't bother him LOL Jeff says all he heard today is Cassi this and that, dude relax, her and Jordan are talking, what is the big deal?...Jordan says they were talking about everything, Cassi is in some music videos, even the main girl in a Kenny Chesney video, Jordan explains a little about that...Jeff says for themselves, he thinks they're fine...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says if they can get Cassi to like them there's no harm in that...Jordan says Cassi does like them, "they" are pissed because she's talking to her...Jeff says exactly, are they pissed because they have another person, is Rachel jealous? he's not going to stop talkiing to someone that can help him, it can't hurt him...Jordan says they're saying Cassi is a liar...Jeff says if they win they can put her up, he doesn't care...Jordan says she feels bad because she feels catty, she feels like she's in the middle of both sides...Jeff says that Jordan has to tell Rachel she's not talking game to Cassi...FiSH... Jeff talks about a conversation he had with Brendon, he wants him to tone down the talking, what's the problem? they're trying to swing someone...Jordan says Brenchel want her out more, she's gorgeous ...Jeff says Cassi isn't spinning his head with game...Jordan says well, look at her...Jeff says "dude, wtf does that have to do with anything?"...Jordan says "well, Jeff it's girls, girls like, when there's a pretty girl"...Jeff says when it's half a million dollars on the line, it's a vote, what is everyone seeing? Jordan says girls are catty...Jeff says not to buy into it, he doesn't mind if she talks to Cassi...Jordan says she likes her, she's not the one that's jealous of her...Jeff says it's ok, he'll defend her, he sees green not people last time they coasted through and luckily, he doesn't know how they got through and she won, this time they're playing smart and strategic, let others get pissed and be jealous and let themselves knock each other out, he thinks they're doing good, it's only 14 days in... Jordan says she's talking and trying...Jeff says she is, they want to make friends with people...Jordan says Brenchel are kicking themselves in the butt...Jeff doesn't want to do the same thing...Jordan says she doesn't want to be seen like that, she's more like Cassi, normal and some of the things Rachel does she doesn't want people to think she's like Rachel, being mean and stuff...Jeff gets it...Jordan says she doesn't want to seem two-faced... Jeff says the five of them will talk tomorrow and tell them they need to relax with the Cassi thing, he'll tell them that if Jordan can talk to her and befriend her in case she does win next week, what is the fu**ing problem with that? because she's good looking and Rachel wants her out? that's the dumbest fu**ing thing he's ever heard...Jordan says she said people are threatened...FISH...Jordan explains that when there's girls and men...Jeff rawrs like a cat LOL...Jordan says "are you listening to me?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan explains again that women get jealous...Jeff says that's insecurity...Jordan says she's not saying her...Jeff says he knows but don't buy into that bullshit, he understands that he doesn't want to piss off their alliance but why not try to get in with her if it will prevent them from going up instead of holding a catty grudge, what harm is it doing? the only harm is if Jordan slips and says here's our alliance...Jordan says "I never said that"...feeds switch off... Bedtime stories - spider, bird, squirrel and gas station 2:13 - 2:21 AM The feeds switch back to the HOH room just before the 2:14am mark...Jeff and Jordan have finished talking game, they're laughing telling stories Jeff is saying "that thing" was huge...Jordan says it was so funny because she was driving and didn't know what it looked like and for Jeff to say "whoa that's a big spider" she thought, oh man, this must be serious...Jeff says they were so lucky the spider was right there by the door when he opened it, it could have went anywhere in the car, if it ran they would've had to take everything out of the car until they found it...Jordan giggles about how Maggie jumped out of the car and Jeff had to wrap the spider up in a towel...Jeff says he had to fire himself up cuz that thing was gross Jordan giggles about leaving the towel in the parking lot...Jeff says "yeah forget it, I didn't want to see what it looked like, I was out of there"...Jordan shudders...Jeff says he was still freaked out while driving, he told Maggie to get in the back seat, he wouldn't go back there LOL Jordan says it must've gotten in off the beach chairs...Jeff agrees... Jordan tells the story of a girl from work, who's deathly afraid of spiders, she was in the shower shampooing her hair, a spider came down from a web and when she opened her eyes, she freaked out and grabbed the shower curtain and knocked the pole (rod) down (poor girl lol) Jeff asks if he told Jordan the story of Mimmo's dad & the skunk...Jordan says yes, it was hilarious...Jeff asks if she told her about the time they called him for the bird in the basement?...Jordan says no, to tell her...Jeff says it was afer the skunk, no it was a possum...Jeff tells the story of how Mimmo called Jeff one morning before school and told him there was a bird in their basement, he had to come get it LOL they giggle...Jeff says "like I was there fu**in, whatever...exterminator"...Jeff says he walked over there and asked where it was?...Jeff says it was by the bar, it must've come in through a back window...Jeff told Mimmo to get him a towel so it would just relax...Jordan says "you and the towels" Jordan giggles...Jeff says "because I don't wanna touch shit dude" LOL! what's he gonna do? go and strangle the bird? (he wanted to) make it relaxed...Jordan is killing herself giggling... Jeff says he went to the bar, Mimmo's mom is there and Vit Tan Don is little and Mimmo is walking behind him and asked him what he was going to do?...Jeff says he would throw the towel over the bird and grab it...to clarify Jeff says that he was more freaked out about the spider than the bird LOL...Jeff explains he just wanted to throw the towel nicely over the bird so as not to scare it or knock over bottles Jeff says when he got close the bird took off to the other side of the room and Mimmo jumped back and wailed, Vit Tan Don froze and wailed too, Jeff says he almost pissed his pants because everyone's face was like this -- HA! Jeff says they acted like it was the grim reaper, it was just a bird...Jeff says then it flew into the corner of the bathroom, they all turned white and couldn't move, they were freaking out, Jeff was telling them it's a bird, why were they freaking, he finally got it in the corner of the shower, he let it free outside and Mimmo said he would never touch that thing...Jordan says she could see him going "dude, that was..." FISH... When the feeds return Jordan is very animated telling the story of when a squirrel, who apparently was being kept as a pet by Megan's family, attacked Megan, her sister Chrissy and Peyton things got a little hysterical but Megan called her mom and she saved the day the squirrel was let go...Jeff says "you can't keep wild animals"... Jordan then tells the story of when her and Megan were around 16, they went to put gas at the gas station, Megan got out and was distracted, she forgot to put the car in Park and the car, with Jordan in it, started rolling away, Megan chased after it and Jordan froze, didn't think to put the car in Park, she just laughed so hard, it was quite the scene ...Jordan asks Jeff, couldn't you see her and Megan doing that?...Jeff says he actually can...Jordan giggles and calms down, she sighs...Jeff says "whoa, you got real excited there"... Bedtime stories - pooping & farting 2:21 2:37 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jordan is calming down after excitedly telling a story...Jeff gazes at Jordan ♥. Jeff is getting sleepy and asks what time it is?...Jordan doesn't know, maybe 2?...Jordan says she needs a sleeping pill, she ate a brownie...Jeff says he ate so much shit today, he needs to straighten up...they lay quietly...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear and asks if Jeff is going to bed...Jeff says "I'm just chillin love ♥ ...you got a little too crazy and I had to calm down"...Jordan asks "why because I was laughing?"...Jeff says Jordan was screaming the stories and she busted his head open lol...Jordan says "Jeffff"... Jordan complains her stomach is still hurting...Jeff says she hasn't said anything about her "thing"...Jordan says she has been taking Advil all day...Jeff says he took the last one but there's more downstairs...Jordan giggles saying thanks for letting her know... Jordan says she thinks everyone was pooped from the competition today...Jeff says he thinks everyone pooped in there today LOL they agree everyone came up to the HOH bathroom and pooped...Jordan says Brendon even took up the bible to read while pooping :/Jeff says everyone is real comfortable with them...Jordan says Lawon was blowing the toilet up...Jordan says the other day Rachel was up there shaving Brendon's head while Jordan was pooping and it was loud but Rachel said it was ok LOL Jeff says that Rachel farted in front of him & Adam and told them not to tell Brendon because she doesn't fart in front of him, Jeff says "omg, how do you not fart in front of somebody" LOL ...Jordan says "my stomach would be upset if I didn't fart around you ...they would think we're absolutely disgusting, there's days when we sit on the couch, Sundays when we eat all day"...Jeff says "I know, we are gross" Jordan says they watch movies, stay in PJ's and just stuff their face and fart all day...Jeff says it's better, he hates going on a first date and as soon as they leave you (let them rip in the car), it's the worst...Jordan says a guy she dated wouldn't talk to her after he got grossed out by her...Jeff giggles...Jordan says her mom got real mad (? at who?)...Jeff says not to do that on the first date at least, he just remembers doing that in the car once she left...Jordan tells the story of needing to fart and pee, she staying over at a guys house with a bunch of girls (nothing like "that")...Jeff jokingly calls Jordan a little whore...Jordan says shut up and continues lol, she says she knows the guy heard her noises coming from the bathroom... Jordan explains it was a Jack & Jill bathroom, basically a shared bathroom but with two sinks...Jeff asks why it's called that?...Jordan doesn't know but her mom always called it that...Jeff says he never heard of that...Jeff says Jordan's mom is like the Waterboy mom, she just makes up stuff and the kids believe it and just go along with it...Jordan says she really does think it's called Jack & Jill, people back home call it that...Jeff says it probably is called that but still, whatever Jordan's mom says they say mmm, hmm...Jordan says no, she doesn't...Jeff quotes a Waterboy movie line, "my momma says..." Jordan says no, she's not like that all the time... Jordan was right! Jordan goes back to farting stories (Oy !)...Jordan asks if Jeff's ever ripped one by accident around a girl on a date...Jeff says yeah, in college...Jordan is excited and wants Jeff to tell her ...Jeff says it was by accident, he did it but didn't mean to do it and it was too late to undo LOL he swears he didn't say one word, it was so fu**ing awkward because he knew she heard so he just kept quiet and in his head he was like OMG it's so quiet...Jordan wants more details..Jeff explains further saying he couldn't believe he did that realizing he was there with somebody, they're watching a movie and (he farted)...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says 5 seconds had gone by and it was too late to make a joke, he probably should've just admitted it...Jordan asks if the girl brought it up to him?...Jeff says no, never...Jordan is surprised by this...Jordan asks if the girl still talked to him?...Jeff says not really, they drifted...Jordan says she probably got grossed out...Jeff says probably, he remembers it being funny, he told his buddies, he can't believe he did that, has Jordan ever done that...Jordan says she farts at work all the time and they get grossed out (umm )...Jeff says farts are good for a laugh... Jordan tells the story of one of her sister's friends who got so drunk in front of a guy, she was throwing up and farting and wanting to poop and she was so embarrassed, it was funny ...Jordan says it's funny when you're in school and it's quiet and someone farts...Jeff says there was one kid in college, he'll never forget it, he was in the back of the class sleeping, it was the 2nd day of class, he farted so loud and woke himself up, it was so hilarious, everytime he saw him he'd laugh and think he was the kid who farted and woke himself up, he had to deal with that the whole semester... Jordan tries to think of another embarrassing farting story (geez!)...Jordan says she once told a guy she was dating that her stomach was upset and she had gas, he told her that if she farted he'd break up with her because you don't do that, it's unladylike and gross...Jeff says what are you going to do? when you're older you don't care, when you have to fart you have to...Jordan says if Jeff went on a date now he wouldn't be ripping them...Jeff agrees he wouldn't greet them and then fart...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says you have to get to that point soon, ykwim? he could see in high school where you pretend your gf doesn't fart for 2 years but when you're older you have to get real...Jordan asks if Jeff's dated a girl that ripped them?...Jeff says yeah, when you're in a relationship for a long time he doesn't understand how you don't, like brenchel, Rachel has to have stomach aches all the time...Jordan says that's true, she bets Rachel poops with the door shut (I am NOT going to comment on that one lol) Jordan giggles about Jeff's escaped fart story...Jeff says "that was what was good about meeting in here, cuz you get that over real quick" Jordan says she doesn't care, she likes it when guys fart, it makes her laugh...Jeff says she loves poo LOL Jordan says it's because people are embarrassed to talk about it so it's realy funny, everybody does it but you just don't talk about it...Jordan has never heard her grandma or aunt fart ever (this is normal Jordan ), they're so polite, it's almost like you want to hear them fart Jeff says next time he sees his Ma he wants her to blow one in his face LOL Jordan asks if she would do that or is she polite?...Jeff says no, she's polite, she's old school...Jordan says she's like her grandma...Jordan asks if Jeff rips them around her Ma?...Jeff says yeah, she pretends she doesn't hear them...Jordan says when Peyton does her mom yells at him...Jeff says cuz they're gross LOL Jeff starts talking about his friend Nick that has 4 brothers...FISH...and they had a small house/kitchen with a bathroom right next to the kitchen, the family would be eating dinner and there'd always be someone pooping right there Jordan cracks up...Jeff says "wow, that's family love...4 boys, they don't even care"...Jordan tells the story of how Megan was at work, in the bathroom pooping when one of the owners opened the door on her and Megan didn't even move, she was like "hey beezay"... LOL Jeff says he kind of did the same thing with Casey last time...they start reminiscing and laughing about Casey and how fun he was... Bedtime stories - scary things & expressionless kids 2:37 - 2:50 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jeff asks what's up? he was wanting to go to sleep at midnight...Jordan says "tell me some stories that I don't know"...Jeff says he just did, he wants to tell quiet stories...Jordan says what ones?...Jeff says something that involves fluffy things LOL Jordan asks if he wants to draw pictures again?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan asks if Jeff's going to bed?...Jeff says no but he wants to wind down and he thinks Jordan should too...they discuss shutting the radio off and Jordan says she's keeping the one blanket because she was freezing this morning, Jeff was too... They get comfy in bed, Jeff says he drinks a lot of water in there...Jordan says she cheated today and had her Mountain Dew, it was so good...Jeff says he cheated too, he has to watch out, he's eating too much sugar and smoking fu**ing stupid cigarettes, he has to clean house tomorrow...Jordan says tomorrow will probably be lockdown...Jeff says that means they'll eat...Jordan asks what he ate?...Jeff says he ate a lot of candy which he normally doesn't eat plus the smokes plus he didn't work out, he farts Jeff says he doesn't mind having 1 or 2 when they give them liquor but during the day it's gross, what's wrong with him?...Jordan doesn't answer... Jeff asks if Jordan will tell him a quiet story?...Jordan asks if he's going to fall asleep...Jeff says maybe, hopefully...Jeff says the fish tank looks cool...Jordan says it does and the owls look scary...Jeff asks why the bathroom light doesn't go off?...Jordan says she doesn't think it ever turns off plus there's a crack in the door...Jordan says she'd be scared to sleep up there by herself...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says it's scary and dark...Jeff says cuz someone's gonna break in there, there's 800 people and cameras working and they're on a lot...Jordan says she gets scared...Jeff laughs and says "of what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, even at home she doesn't like sleeping in the pitch dark, she has to have her tv on and have Maggie with her...Jeff asks "but what are you scared of in here, I'm saying?"...Jordan doesn't know, she's not really scared but it's just dark, she doesn't really know... Smartass Jeff says "that was a really detailed and well thought out answer"...Jordan says the BB house would be a good haunted house for Halloween, if it was decorated and they made it scary, doesn't Jeff think so?...Jeff doesn't really but to appease Jordan says "yes" ...Jordan explains how they could make it scary...Jeff says what if you were standing there and there was a...Jordan says "kid?"...Jeff says "f**k that, I'd be scared if there was a kid"...they start discussing Cassi and how she makes this scary face, it freaked Jeff out...Jordan says it's like "The Ring"?...Jeff explains how she did it and says he's going to make her do it for Jordan to see...Jordan asks what if Cassi appeared in the middle of the night in the corner of the room doing that walk?...Jeff says he didn't see the walk...Jordan tells Jeff how she was doing the walk, it scared Jordan... Jeff says if Cassi appeared in the corner and did that face he'd run out of there...Jordan says Jeff would leave her Jeff says he doesn't like it when people are possessed and shit...Jordan says that's why Paranormal Activity was scary...Jeff says he knows it was fake and he still got scared...they talk about the scary part of the movie with the basement and Jordan says she's always been scared of them...Jeff says everybody is when they're little, cuz it's cold and dark and you think it's a good place to hide...Jordan says Jeff's brothers basement is scary...Jeff says "in Naperville?" LOL! Jordan says her dad's dad had a basement and her and her brother would never go down there...Jeff says all kids are like that...Jordan tells the story of how Peyton scared Jana so much one time, she took off running and Jordan was laughing at the whole thing...Jeff says he loves scaring people, it's his favorite...Jordan asks what was the funniest story?...Jeff says there are so many...Jordan asks Jeff about the time, that she can't talk about (sequester) when Jeff popped out of the closet and scared her?...Jeff says yeah, yeah and what about when he scared Peyton after he went to bed, he shit his (pants), he got so scared...Jeff says what about when he would come over and throw dimes all over (?)...they talk about a creepy old house, Jordan asks if Jeff believes in haunted houses?...FISH... Jordan is telling the story of a house where they used to live that was haunted, people had been killed/killed themselves there. Jeff says ooh...FISH... Jeff asks Jordan what if she went into the bathroom and there was an expressionless kid in the bathtub just staring at the wall...Jordan says her heart would drop and she would freak out...Jeff says he doesn't know why little kids freak him out, not little kids, it's little kids with no expression because it's like what are you doing here little kid? LOL where's your parents and like why are you here?...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "ykwim? a burglar, fine, he's there to rob my house, I understand that but a little kid with a balloon? where'd you get that balloon, it's 3 in the morning and where do you belong? who do you belong to?...with no expression"...Jeff shudders Jeff asks if Jordan has seen The Shining? with the little kids?...Jordan says yes, with the two twin girls?...Jeff says yeah in the hallway, that movie freaks him out and that kid is possessed, it's scary, his buddy Neil, that passed away, he tells Jordan all the time he looks like Brendon, he used to do the best Jack Nicholson from that movie...feeds switch out... Scary stories wind down & love yous 2:53 - 2:51 AM The feeds switch back to Jeff and Jordan right before the 2:54am mark...they are winding down but have been still talking about scary stories...Jeff is trying to get comfy and asks "where you at over here? are you all the way on my side?"...Jordan says "you look, you got room!"...Jeff exaggerates saying he's off the bed ...Jordan who is alllllll the way on her side says "omg"...Jeff says he's saying they should move towards the middle so he won't fall, nevermind, she's good, he thinks he did sleep over there, she can come back he just had to adjust his body the other way......Jeff asks what she was saying?...Jordan doesn't know and doesn't remember...Jeff says something about Drew Barrymore and red lipstick...Jordan doesn't know but she just got scared...Jeff asks "of what?"...Jordan says "of the mask"... Jeff thought she meant right now...Jordan wraps up her mic...Jeff says the mask kind of looks like that owl in the room...Jordan says "Jeff, stop"...Jeff says "it does though right?...Jordan says "no, it doesn't, it looks nothing like it"...Jeff says it kinda does and he starts singing creepy music...Jeff then takes his finger and pokes Jordan in the ear...Jeff giggles and Jordan giggles saying stop!...Jeff laughs Jeff says he likes getting scared sometimes and telling scary stories, he says there's this thing by his house (called) "Chi Chi Pinqua"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff giggles saying it's in the woods, it's an Indian burial (ground) and the story goes that if you go in there where he's buried, there's a saying you can read on the stone and if you're quiet you can hear the beat of an Indian drum so he brought Vit Tan Don over there one time...Jordan giggles...Jeff continues saying that it fu**ing scared the shit out of him but they always used to all go there and get freaked out, there were satan worshippers in those woods so that would be scary...Jordan says "oh that's...we have something like that at home"...Jeff says they'd always walk around those woods and freak themselves out and tell scary stories, that's fun... Jeff asks Jordan, how about Children of the Corn, has she seen that?...Jordan says yeah, that is kind of freaky cuz it's children walking through the corn...Jeff says it's fu**ed up...Jordan says they would say that saying...Jeff knows but they can't remember it...Jeff says where Burke lives it's all corn...Jordan says she's been to his house, remember?...Jeff says oh, yeah, he always wondered if he ran around the corn when he was little...Jeff asks Jordan if she lived in a farm area and saw that movie she would have to be freaked out...Jordan says oh, yeah, she wouldn't even watch it, she doesn't really watch scary movies anymore, she knows they watch Paranormal Activity but when she's by herself she won't watch, she gets scared even when she's at home by herself, she locks herself in the room with Maggie... Jeff mentions a girl in the movie and then asks if Jordan is scared yet?...Jordan says "kind of"...Jeff tells Jordan to go check the bathroom to see if there's a little kid in there Jordan says "nooo"...silence and then Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says she has to think about something happier before she goes to sleep...Jeff says "like what?...Goonies?" LOL Jordan snuggles into Jeff's shoulder and rubs it and then says "goodnight"...they kiss...Jeff says she can tell him stories...Jordan says no, he's sleeping, he won't respond...Jeff mumbles something...Jordan turns to her side and tells Jeff to take off his mic...Jeff asks if she thinks BB will wake them up at 8?...Jordan doesn't know...she says "goodnight, love you"...Jeff says the same and they go to sleep... Going somewhere kiss 10:36 - 10:38 AM JeJo and Rachel have been chatting...Rachel leaves the HOH room...Jordan says she's tired, she got up at 9 and took a shower… Jeff says to take a nap...Jordan asks if Jeff is getting irritated?...Jeff says no, they're just solving her problems...Jeff says he getting a little tired too, what's his answer?...Jordan says "go take a nap"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "stop" and Jeff says "noo" in that way he does...Jeff tells Jordan to go downstairs and get his drink...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan asks "you want me to?"...Jeff says no...Jordan offers him one of her vitamin waters...Jeff says that he left some jelly beans on the counter too, he doesn't want to be "that guy"...Jeff looks at Jordan who is leaning into him and they kiss… Jeff says "oh was I going somewhere so you had to kiss me?"...Jordan says "it wasn't like it was out of your way"...Jeff gets up to head downstairs and asks if Jordan wants anything because he's going to take a nap...Jordan says no...Jeff says he'll be back and leaves… JeJo chilling - Peyton, food & feet talk 1:30 - 1:41 PM Feeds return from palm trees to Jeff and Jordan chilling in the HOH room...Jordan is sitting on the couch, Jeff is laying on the bed...Jordan is talking about Peyton and his dogsitting business...Jeff says Peyton loves it, he'd do it for free...Jordan says as long as they stack the fridge with food...Jordan says her letter never said anything about Jana...Jeff says she's probably mad about something...Jordan giggles... Jordan talks about her picture, the one of her when she was little, it was taken by her dad just as she was walking out of the bathroom, she was so mad, she gave him that look and he snapped the pic, her parents always said she was mean like that and feisty...Jeff looks over there and says "you were a little chunko" Jordan says she was, she told him she was fat...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says "you didn't believe me?"...Jeff says "seeing is believing" Jordan says she was chubby, her mom says she used to make herself mayo sandwiches...Jeff says "whoa"...Jordan says in 5th grade she grew and thinned out a little bit but when she was younger she liked to eat, she still likes to eat...Jeff says "mayonnaise sandwiches?"...Jordan says doesn't ask her why she liked them...Jeff blech's... Jeff says "how about those velvet cakeballs?"...Jordan says they're so good...Jeff says they're the best thing ever...Jordan says Fay does them the best...Jeff says she should sell them...Jordan says she'd make a lot of money, sell them around the holidays...Jordan likes the chocolate ones the best...Jeff too...Jordan says for Jeff to say he likes them and he's not a sweet person, that's big... Jeff says he loves red velvet cake, TCBY had that red velvet yogurt, he almost jumped in there, it's so much better for you than ice cream...they discuss Yoforia (?), Pinkberry & TCBY...Jeff says it's way better than ice cream if you're going to get a snackeroo ...they talk about how Peyton says TCBY...palm trees...they talk about going on a vacation...Jordan would like to go to Colorado during ski season...Jeff would like to go to Sundance, he explains what it is to Jordan, they have all the indie films, newer movies that are coming out, it's supposed to be cool, he just needs a reason to go, maybe he'll film a part for Donavon's film, it will get into the festival and he can go...they giggle... Jordan wants to go on a cruise...Jeff too...Jordan says "you now how much weight we would gain?"...Jeff knows, he says a minimum 15 lbs...Jordan has heard the buffets are amazing...Jeff says they're all day, midnight buffets and everything...Jordan says "you went on one?"...Jeff says when he was little...Jordan says she could talk to Stewie...Jeff asks "how many times did you read that letter?...are you sad already?"...Jordan says she's not sad, she doesn't know, there's nothing to do, she's just bored and thinking about things... Jordan smiles and says "you're rubbing your feet"...Jeff denies and they giggle...Jeff says "why you gotta make fun of me all the time"...Jordan denies she does that, she's looking at him and all she sees are his feet...Jeff says he doesn't know he does that, he just does it...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he has to move, he has to be doing something, he doesn't know wtf is wrong with him, it relaxes him, he likes it, she reads letters, he rubs his feet...Jordan says she knows but she can hear it, she hears it at night (she makes the sound)...Jeff says "it's like the sound of the ocean"... Jordan says it's his crusty feet rubbing up against each other...Jeff says they're soft...Jordan says Brendon's feet are gross and they start talking about his nasty feet...feeds switch out... Jordan says Jeff always has her back 3:28 - 3:51PM The feeds return from Trivia just before the 3:28pm mark...JeJo and Daniele are in the HOH room talking game...the bubblegum POV has just been played, Dom and Adam won, this is the POV competition where Rachel yelled at Jordan for not trying hard enough and not going on slop to try and win and Jeff yelled at Rachel for what she said to Jordan, Rachel then went to cry in the bushes ... Dani says everyone is super tense downstairs...Jordan says she told Jeff that if Dom wins HOH she's screwed...they go over numbers...Jeff says who knows what Adam is going to do...Dani says that she thinks Jeff has Adam...they talk about there being only more week...Jeff says he knows it's only a matter of time until they come after them, it doesn't matter...Dani thinks the likelihood of them (the Vets) getting HOH is good and then there's still the veto...Jordan asks if Rachel is still worked up?...Dani doesn't know but won't get in the middle of that...Jordan says she's not mad at all, she doesn't want people to think she doesn't care just because she didn't take slop...Dani says she thinks Rachel didn't want to be seen as the only one that didn't take it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win... Jordan says she's not mad...Jeff comes out of the bathroom agitated, he says "I'm not mad...but I'm not mad either but keep your mouth shut"...Dani says "I know, well clearly she has a problem with that in this house"...Jeff says "no shit, wtf"...Jeff complains about Rachel, asking why she would say that in front of everybody? and what was the point of her being on slop? what was the point of Jordan being on slop if she was going to come in last?..."great Jordan you really tried hard, now eat shit for 2 weeks, that doesn't make sense, it's not logical"... Dani defends Rachel a little explaining what she may have been thinking, she did tell her to get a grip and just shut up, she's going to sink herself...Jordan says people are already getting irritated with her...Jeff says she should zip it, just be quiet, she doesn't need to be the center of attention for everything, you know?...Dani says it needs to stop, even Brendon is pissed off...Jeff says Brendon says shut up, she doesn't listen, she doesn't get it...Dani says she doesn't take a second to think, she just speaks...Jeff says "I'm not mad at her but don't say that shit in front of everybody about Jordan and expect not to get any fu**ing reprecussions", he's the one who told Jordan to not go on slop, Jordan wanted to do it, Jordan proved she would do it, he's the one that said no so say something to him and then when Rachel falls off don't scream Brendon, Brendon! even louder so he wouldn't know where he was, yeah he heard her, yeah she's cheering for her guy, everyone knows it, gets it, but my God help your team out, they're all playing for the same cause... Dani knows and noticed that too...Jeff says it's not just about winning, it's a social game too...Jordan says they're probably mad cuz they lost...Dani says she was shocked they were picked and she legit expects to win every competition she plays...Jordan says she's going to put up Shelly/Cassi as replacements, do they have the votes?...they go over the votes and agree Cassi has to go, it's the only option, Lawon would be a waste, he sucks at everything...Dani agrees, says that would be awful... Jordan hopes the next HOH is endurance...Jeff and Dani think it'll be the one after that...Jordan is worried about Dom...Dani says sometimes endurance is made for smaller people too...they go over votes again...they forget about Porsche (LOL easy to do) ...they talk about how Porsche follows Rachel around, she'll vote whichever way they want...Dani tells Jeff to work on Adam and she'll work on Dom and she'll talk to Kalia too...they talk more game strategy...Jordan says when she saw the comp she thought they'd win...Jeff did too...Dani thought Jeff had it...Jeff says he could've gone faster but no one told him where he was, when it's your ass on the line you go faster but he didn't know how he was doing...Jordan says when she saw how Jeff was doing she thought it was better than it was...Dani says you literally couldn't tell, Jeff, Brendon and Dom looked neck & neck... Dani says this is the only comp they've lost so that says something, they can't get down...Jeff says he's not down, it's just the team is starting to rattle (oh, if you only knew! )...Jeff says Rachel better not pull fast shit either, earlier than he wants...Dani says she's not that stupid...Jordan says Brendon would talk her down if so, she does whatever he says...Dani says yeah, no kidding... Jordan says "thanks for sticking up for me" Jeff doesn't move lol...Jordan says "he doesn't smile...he's always got my back" Dani says "rightfully so"...Jeff has his serious face on...Jordan says when Jeff said that to Rachel she wondered "what is Jeff yelling at her about? cuz I didn't hear it"...Jeff says she had to say that in the middle of the comp while he's trying to balance, he was pissed off, my God, he doesn't think Rachel would be happy if they won and beat them (Brenchel)...Jordan says "well it's over" LOL Apparently not because Jeff wants to rant "and then take 2 weeks of slop to stick it up your ass that she's a better competitor, that we have to deal with it every time she eats a fu**ing bowl of slop for 2 fu**ing weeks, we gotta look at her with that face and like 'I'm a better competitor, you should have did the same thing'...why would you do that to yourself?"...Dani says "more wine for us?"...Jeff says he swears to God he thought that...Jordan says she doesn't know, everything is getting so ugh...Dani says everything is so serious so soon...Jeff says it's the keys...Dani says it's the couples thing... They talk about Jeff's jaw possibly hurting, he says his gums were bleeding...Jeff says the gum balls were pretty soft...Jordan says Dom was taking 4 hops...Dani says Brendon was taking 2...Adam was well behind the other guys who were neck & neck...Jordan asks if the slop starts today?...Dani says yeah, Rachel will get over it...Jeff says she won't because it's 2 weeks, to prove a point?...Dani says if she wins HOH next week that'll shut her up...Jordan asks Dani if she thinks it's bad she didn't take slop?...Dani sees Rachel's side of it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win so she shouldn't have reacted that way...Jeff says if he or Brendon had fallen, yes they would've taken it but not when you're that far behind... Jordan says maybe Rachel feels that's how competitors should be?...Jeff says "no, that's how idiots should be" LOL Jeff says Rachel's thinking doesn't make any sense to him, if it was spelling contest and he got another chance to spell for 2 weeks he'd be fu**ing out, whaddyamean Jeff says whatever, he's just pissed she said that, he'll get over it, he hopes she can...Dani says she will...Jeff says it's gradually getting more and more and no one is saying anything, people behind her back are saying she's driving them crazy and they hate her and he feels like he's mending all these fences and she tears them down...Dani says she said something to her the other day about how she talked to Cassi...Dani says she needs a nap...Dani says it'll work out...Jeff is quiet, Jordan is quietly biting her nails...Jordan says Dom must be on cloud nine...Dani says he is...Jeff says he would be too...Jordan says she's not mad that he won... Dani says again they'll be more wine tonight, Jeff is going to drink it straight out of the bottle in front of Rachel LOL Jeff says he's not mad, he just wants her to learn a lesson especially in front of your own team, come tell him something later, he'll take blame for it, he told Jordan not to do it...they go over the whole thought process once again, Jeff says it's wrong, they discuss what Rachel should've done...Jeff is wondering if they think he's supposed to go down there? or are they going to come up and talk in private?... Dani doesn't know, she says Brenchel were fighting amongst themselves...Jordan says maybe Brendon was telling her to be quiet, she's not mad at Rachel, she doesn't care...Jeff says it's not going to be over quickly, it'll go on for an hour, Brendon will have to take her aside cuz she'll be mad...Jordan laughs at everyone in the purple room (spy screen)...Jordan says she kind of wants to get Shelly up there and tell her what's going to happen...Jeff wants to wait...Dani agrees...Jordan feels so bad...Jeff does too because things were good, Cassi would've been swayed to come over to the vets side, now there's no way Dom is coming over...Dani is silent ...Jordan says Dom has nobody else once Cassi leaves because Dani can't play, he'll have Adam, Porsche can't play and he won't work with Lawon/Kalia, Jordan suggests Jeff cut up with him but not make it obvious...Jeff says he won't go talk to him, Dom doesn't want to talk to him, if Dom wanted to be with them he'd approach Jeff...Jeff says that Dom has to win next week too...Jordan says it was either going to be Dom or Cassi, they were the options to go...Jeff says he feels like Dom has reunited the old crew now and omg if Adam flips again...Dani says Adam hasn't shown to be that powerful and next week has to be questions right? she'd imagine...they agree... Jordan asks Jeff if maybe Dani should go down there and bring Brenchel up to talk...Jeff says yeah, do they not want to talk? what's their problem?...Jordan says they'd go down and talk but everyone is down there...Dani says she'll go down...Jordan says Dani is the mediator...Jordan says just to tell them they want to talk to them...Dani says she will...Dani sees Shelly on the spy screen, she asks if they want her to tell Shelly to head up there and talk?...they say yes...Dani leaves and Jeff and Jordan have a quick conversation about Cassi and what they're going to say to Shelly... Jordan thanks Jeff 4:42PM Jeff and Jordan continue being up in the HOH after the POV comp...Lawon has just left...Jordan gets quiet and Jeff asks her if she's thinking about Cassi?...Jordan gets a look on her face like yes and Jeff says "let's be real, we started talking to her 2 days ago"...Jordan says she doesn't want to put Shelley up either...Jeff says Shelley knows, what can they do?...Jordan says she knows she has to quit playing emotional, she doesn't like hurting people's feelings...Jeff says he's not joking, he trusts Cassi... Suddenly Jordan lifts her arms up to hug Jeff and says "thanks for sticking up for me" she hugs Jeff and Jeff gives her a kiss on the cheek. They start talking about Jordan's goodies...Jeff asks if she likes the sweet teas?...Jordan says she's never tried them, she tries it and says it tastes like used gum...Jeff says "mmm, well I like used gum" Jordan eww's. Jeff says he fu**ing hates losing...Jordan says at least he's not on slop...Jeff knows and everything did go their way for a little bit to get them out of this hole... Jeff vents about Rachel 4:44 PM Jordan goes into the bathroom to put on makeup again...she tells Jeff she feels like it's so high school and they look like the biggest losers, doesn't he feel that way?...Jeff says no, he doesn't, why?...Jordan says it feels like high school with the fighting, it's so childish, petty and immature...Jeff says sometimes when comments are made you have to check somebody no matter if you're in high school or whatever, people shouldn't say things like that, especially to their own team, especially during a competition and be rude to call you out and try to embarrass you in front of everybody...Jordan says she didn't get embarrassed...Jeff says he doesn't care, he got embarrassed, he got pissed, you don't say that type of thing to anybody let alone your teammates and then confuse other people and then keep talking, whatever, you know how I feel... Jordan tries to break the tension, she says that Jana and Peyton watching that scene would be like "he's sticking up for her baaaybee" FISH Jeff says they're going to do DR's...Jordan says that Rachel isn't going to like her not being as competitive as her...Jeff says they can't win out so they need another target in the house besides them...Jordan says that Rachel is the one that looks bad for saying stuff...Jeff says he should have bit his tongue too but he can only take so much... Tricky finger 4:46 PM JeJo continue chatting…Jeff wonders if he’s ever going to workout…Jordan says Jeff shouldn’t even change clothes because he’s going to go in the DR…Jeff walks towards Jordan showing the finger that he hurt on the gum thing…Jordan says “on what?”…Jeff says “on the gum, feel”…Jordan feels his finger and Jeff farts 😜 Jordan says “you’re gross” Jordan vents about Rachel 4:46 - 4:48 PM After the finger pulling joke, Jeff says that he did hurt his gums with the gum in the POV...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to bleach his teeth tonight?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's going to just drink a glass of wine, she doesn't want to be around Rachel tonight, not because she's mad but she doesn't feel like hearing ... Jordan does a little imitation of Rachel's laugh and how she talks ...Jordan says she can't stand it...Jeff says yeah, he thinks Jordan would have bonded with Cassi...Jordan says that's because she's normal...Jordan says she's not like Rachel who doesn't like any girl being around her fiance...Jeff says "yeah that's fu**ing..." Jordan says "ridiculous"...Jeff says it's super ridiculous...Jordan says Rachel needs to check her relationship then if she's that insecure about it...Jordan says "alright no more talking like that"...Jeff says "negative"...Jordan says yeah. You wanna do it? 4:49 PM Jeff is rapping some song and then sighs and says “f*&k”…Jordan says the camera in the bathroom is gong crazy…Jeff points out some cool drawers…Jordan says the color Jeff is wearing looks good on him because of his tan and his dark hair… Jeff says “you wanna do it?”... Playful push 4:50 - 4:52 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to make one of her burritos?...Jeff says they could...Jeff says he wears these dirty shorts all the time, he wants to work out in them...Jeff says "these fu**ing socks, they're 0 for 2 in competitions" he slams down the socks LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan starts tidying up the bed and says she can't stand a bed that's not made, it makes her feel dirty...Jeff comes up behind Jordan and pushes her on the bed LOL Jordan says last night she probably should have talked to Dom...Jeff says whatever, it is what it is...Jeff says he hates that saying because he feels like a loser saying it...Jordan asks why he said it?...Jeff asks if he's a loser?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he is kind of because he said that...Jordan says Jeff hates "you do me I do you"...Jeff hates that one too but "it is what it is" is a cop out, why'd he just say that? he's a loser, it's not is what it is, you have to do something. Game recap 4:51 - 5:21 PM Jeff looks at the pic of Jordan and Jana and pokes fun at her funny haircut...Jordan shares the story of her mom's cousin who died in a car accident, he was a hairdresser, he's the one who cut Jana's hair, Jordan thinks she hasn't shared that story before...Jeff says whoa, a story he hasn't heard yet...they talk about Faye making velvet cake balls LOL...then they talk about the HOH slippers Jordan got being too small, she'll give them to her mom...Jeff says Jordan should ask for another pair...Jordan says she has her old BB slippers at home but thought if she won HOH she'd get new ones. Jordan sits down and they talk game for a little while. Jordan is still feeling bad about putting Cassi up, she asks Jeff if he will be up there with her when she talks to her....Jeff doesn't want to...Jordan asks him please?...Jeff coaches Jordan on what to say...Jordan doesn't know how to talk to Rachel...Jeff asks why it's ok for Rachel to talk to Porsche yet Jordan can't talk to Cassi, why? because they know ultiimately Cassi would be on their side, it doesn't matter, it's over, she can't stay, if there was a way for her to stay he would push for it, her and Dom cannot stay together...Jordan feels bad...they talk about the POV comp and how ridiculous Rachel was...Jeff doesn't want to talk about it anymore, it's just stupid. They continue talking game...Jeff says that everyone has sneaky deals...Jordan says that she's better at the social part of the game, she feels like Kalia and Shelley are with them 100%...they go over who they need to talk to...Jordan says if Porsche is in this house longer than them she'll be mad...Jeff says if they don't get to jury he'll be so fu**ing mad, it's such a struggle, the keys are killing him... Daniele comes up and says "hey guys!", she tells him that Dom wants to make a deal with them and they talk about that and game for about 15 minutes. Food love 5:21 - 5:24 PM Daniele leaves the HOH room and Jeff and Jordan start talking about what they are going to cook...Jordan is looking in the fridge...Jeff wonders about the sliders...Jordan wonders if the chicken burritos are good?...Jeff says yeah, cook one...we are subjected to hearing Jeff peeing in the bathroom ...Jeff returns talking about the deal with Dom, saying hopefully Rachel wins next week and puts him up...Jeff asks what Jordan is making?...she hands him the package and then reaches into the fridge for the chicken burrito saying "look at this love" ♥ Jeff says she can make those, he's going to make a big salad...Jordan says she'll eat that and some of his salad...Jeff says noo Jordan asks if Jeff wants some of the sliders...Jeff wants one, he wants to taste one, he wants to eat one and he starts opening the box...Jordan says "yeah well we'll have to cook it"...Jeff giggles and says yeah he knows how that works...they each decide what they want and they both leave the HOH to start cooking... Jordan is in a mood/weird night begins 8:55 - 9:02 PM Jordan is outside at the hot tub, she is in a mood, she's being anti-social with the group in general because of what happened earlier in the day with Rachel, she's avoiding talking to Cassi because she feels bad that they're putting her up/evicting her...Kalia is with Jordan, they're chatting...Jordan tells Kalia that she's going to go take a bubble bath, she asks if Kalia wants to join her?...Kalia says that she will but only if she really doesn't want to be alone...Jordan says she's bored and wants something to do...they head out and go upstairs...Jordan decides they should have her HOH wine, she asks if Kalia wants some?...of course Kalia does ...they decide to have it in the bathtub...Jordan gets the bath ready...she asks where the corkscrew is?...Kalia says it's downstairs...Kalia then admits she doesn't wash her hands everytime she uses the washroom, especially at home ...Jordan doesn't say a word...Jordan leaves to get the glasses and open the wine while Kalia goes to get her bathing suit...FISH... Cam 3/4 Jeff is in the kitchen getting some tea ready...Jordan has the wine on the counter ready to open...Jeff notices she's going to open it and tells her that BB is probably going to give them some (alcohol)...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff goes up to Jordan and says "you wanna open that? they're probably going to give us stuff"...Jordan in her tell tale "I'm moody and being weird" stance says "well, y'all can drink the other stuff"... Jeff says "what's wrong?"...Jordan says "nothin, why?"...Jeff sees Lawon approaching with the liquor and says "oh look!...why don't you wait on that love ♥ "...Porsche agrees and suggests saving it...Jordan says "I want white, you drink that"...Jeff senses something is up but doesn't push the issue...Jordan opens her wine and goes upstairs...(a few minutes later Jeff heads up to check on Jordan) ed - I thought it was super rude of Jordan to open her wine and not offer to share it with Jeff Jordan got all weird 9:05 PM Jeff comes up to the HOH to check in on Jordan...Jordan and Kalia are preparing for a bubble bath...Jeff asks Jordan "what's up?"...Jordan says she's making her bath...Jeff asks "how come you got all weird?"...Jordan says she's just having the party up there...Jeff says "you are? what's wrong with you? you seem like you're weird"...Jordan denies it and says she just wants to have a bath up here, she doesn't want to discuss game... Jeff says "I hear ya"...Jordan says that Rachel came up there, she doesn't know, she's just uhh...Jeff says so Jordan just wants to relax, should he keep her company? he's not being mean?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "that's all I care about" aww Jordan says ok...Jeff asks if they are both getting in there?...Jeff gives them a look and says "you guys gonna kiss?" LOL Kalia says they're drinking wine...Jeff says he knows, they're stealing his wine, he's so sad, they better save him a glass for him, he'll come back up after they're done...Jordan gets in the bath and Kalia brings the bottle in there. Jeff checks in on Jordan 10:12 - 10:28 PM Jordan and Kalia are STILL in the bath...Jeff comes upstairs to check in on Jordan...Jordan has been telling Kalia about how her and Jeff got hooked up big time when they went to the Panthers game in Charlotte, they got box seats, field passes but all she cared about was seeing New Orleans...Jeff walks into the bathroom and says "what's going on?"...Jordan says "we're having a party"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan says they saved Jeff some wine...Jeff is happy they did but didn't expect it...Kalia says she heard Jeff say to save some so they did...Jordan shows Jeff her wrinkly hands...Jeff says "you've been in here this whole time?"... Jeff asks Jordan "you feeling good?"..Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she can't be down there, it's negative town...Jeff says he understands, for her not to run her mouth because he's not there...Jordan says she's not, they're just up there, she hasn't been running her mouth about anything, they've just been talking about life...Jeff says "that's good"... Kalia says they've been talking about boyfriends...Jeff cutely says "noo"...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says "yeah I told her, I was like Jeff (hand swat) I'm just kidding! I said good things! did I not say good things about him?"...Jeff says "listen"...Jordan says "I say good things about you all the time"...Jeff says for her to keep it positive because she had a little bit of wine and he doesn't want her slipping off...Jordan says "about what?"... Kalia says that they were talking about Chicago and Jeff's life there...Jeff says yeah she knows every second where he moves...Kalia says he loves her to pieces...Jeff says he hangs at his buddy's garage, it's a fun time...Kalia says she wants to meet Jeff's friends, they seem cool...Jeff says they're all the best... Jordan, who's a little tipsy, says "Jeff, wait listen"...Jeff says he is...Jordan says Jeff is the type that will call her up and she's being immature, getting mad at him on the phone and he'll say that he's been in high school relationship before, he's not doing that again and he calls her out...Kalia bitches about that too...Jordan asks Jeff "you don't think I'm still immature do you?"...Jeff says "no"...as Kalia starts to talk about 22 year old boyfriends being the worst and drama in bars, Jeff has a look on his face that shows he's not happy with the topic of this conversation (don't blame him) Jordan continues to spill saying "we don't ever fight about that stuff do we?" (drama in nightclubs)...Jeff says no, that's silliness...Jordan says they fight about stupid, corny stuff, like when they go for a long time without seeing each other they fight a lot...Kalia says LD is really hard, communication is key...Jeff says there's Skype now, it's a different world for LD...Jordan won't be quiet 🥴 she says "even when we Skype we still fight, when we haven't seen each other for a long time"...Jeff says "well guess what, people when they live together fight too" zing! Jordan says "well you know what I mean"...Jeff knows...Jordan shakes her head...Jeff says "what are you shaking your head about?"...then Jordan says something about her not cooking, Jeff cooks...they start talking about Kato Kaelin and the OJ trial and the Casey Anthony trial, they are convinced she was found guilty, little do they know she was freed this very same night. They then start talking about drinking and the BB show...Jordan asks Jeff how it is outside?...Jeff say it's fine, they're all chilling...Jeff says they were asking where Jordan was...Jordan says she's being anti-social...Kalia says she needs alone time sometimes...Jeff says he has those days for sure...Jordan says she got it all out in her DR, the poor person in the DR who had to listen to her go on and on...Jeff says he likes that girl...they talk about the DR sessions...Jeff finally leaves and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says downstairs to see if he can snag one more beer...Jordan says yeah! bring it up here...Jeff never did... Jeff’s wrist tattoo story 11:30 - 11:23 PM Feeds return from fish just before the 11:21pm mark...Jeff, Adam, Dom, Lawon & Porsche are sitting outside near the hot tub area talking about tattoos...Jeff tells the story of when he got his first tattoo on his arm, he got it in Florida, the cross on it was crooked, he got it fixed but all his friends busted up laughing and Jeff thought "OMG, I got a crooked tattoo" and his buddy Joe got one that was supposed to say "Joey" but it looked like "Toey" so Jeff asked him what he was laughing at? his said Toey...it was 1am and they were in the hotel room, they hated the place and just left, they were so mad they got tattoos LOL Dom asks Jeff about the one on his wrist?...Jeff says it's strength and honor, he loves the movie Gladiator, every time before he would go to war he would say that, Jeff would always come home drunk and watch Gladiator and his buddies would be like "dude, you and that movie" LOL Dom says it's a great movie...Jeff says it's his favorite. Jeff says one day they were sitting around and he said what is cool is a wrist tattoo (before everyone had wrist tattoos), he thought a wrist tattoo is bad ass and his friends were "yeah right", they were drinking and said Jeff would never get that, it was when Jeff lived in LA, he told his friends yeah, he would, he'd get something like strength and honor...Jeff's friends said he wouldn't do it so they went back and forth and Jeff said let's go...his friend said if Jeff got one he'd pay for it, Jeff said he would fu**ing get one... Dom says it's the worst way to do it...Jeff knows, they went down on Sunset, he can't believe they gave him a tattoo because they were drunk...Jeff told them he wanted strength and honor so the girl went and got the design from the computer and showed him, it was all the way up his forearm so Jeff was like "whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up with that?"...Jeff told her he just wanted a little one so the girl came back with another design (still too big) and Jeff stopped her again, the girl was like "honestly I can't deal with this kid" Jeff was like "wtf is going on?"...another guy working there said she was a fu**ing bitch and asked him what he wanted?...Jeff said he just wanted something to cover his wrist and the guy was like ok, what's the problem? and he did it and before he knew it, it was done and his friends were laughing he actually got one, Jeff was like "omg, I can't believe I got that" LOL the guy charged him $80, he pulled the money out of his friend's wallet and said "thanks buddy!"...Jeff says he doesn't mind (it happened that way), he likes it"...Dom repeats it's the worst possible way to get a tattoo...Jeff says he knew he wanted it, he thought it was bad ass, it's good it's not something stupid, he likes it...FISH...