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Day 54 of BB11 Feeds

September 1



Hammock time - Funny voices & crank calls 

12-12:08am


Jordan continues describing how her friend Miss Megan and her have their funny way they talk, she calls her beezay...Jeff says he & his buddy Andy talk funny too, he demonstrates how he & Andy talk (impossible to put into words, lol, they sound like cartoon characters)...Jordan laughs and asks where she got that from...Jeff says it's a long story, there was one guy growing up who didn't speak English and he used to go to this place for lunch...Jordan asks who Andy is?...Jeff says he's Mimmo's cousin...Jordan says they're all connected like family...


Jeff continues saying he got the voice from this guy and he told the story to Andy and he loved it so they're the only ones that talk like that to each other, they call each other on the phone and do that, one night they went out drinking, Jeff, Andy & his sister, they got home at 3 in the morning and they started crank calling everyone in their phones, Jeff cranked his buddy Eric from LA and they did that voice and cranked him and would say random shit...Jordan asks if it's prank?...Jeff calls it crank? Jeff says crank call, prank call, whatever the f**k it is (LOL, I call it prank)...and so Andy called Eric and said "hey fu**in asshole" (in that voice)...


Eric was like dude, who the f**k is this because the number was private and Andy said (in that voice) "it's Ashton Kutcher, you fu**ing asshole", he kept using that voice, it was so stupid but he kept doing it and Eric was getting so pissed and he kept calling him back and he kept answering that night and his girlfriend answered and she said he better stop and Andy said "f**k you"...it was so stupid and he can't talk about the things that they said because whatever but it was hilarious so they just cranked him like 10 times and he kept answering, they cranked him every day from work, he swears every single day for 2 and a half months straight, they would 67 him, leave messages and crank him...Jordan asks if they finally told him?...


Jeff says no, one time they cranked him at night because they forgot to do it during the day (Oh geez!) and Eric said he was going to call the police if they don"t stop doing this and a girl in the background said something that only Jeff & Eric would know and Eric says "wtf did you just say? is Jeff there? I'll fu*ing kill you guys!" so Jeff grabbed the phone and asked Eric how he knew it was him...Eric said first of all, this isn't funny because I was going to call the cops...dude, 2 and a half months every day? are you fu**ing kidding me, it was so funny, he was so mad...Jeff says that every day at work he would ask Andy if he had cranked Eric already and he would say yeah, I did it 3 times already, it was hilarious.


Jordan says she & her sister talk in a funny voice but not in front of everyone else because they get embarrassed...Jeff says he does it with his friend sometimes out but other's don't find it so funny and ask wtf is wrong with them...Jordan asks Jeff if he ever talks in a little voice?...Jeff says no...Jordan goes on to show Jeff how she talks in a baby voice with her sister Jana, she says it's embarrassing...Jeff says she's getting embarrassed right now LOL they both agree they're not as funny right now, they're like inside jokes.


Jeff asks Jordan if her sister is going to watch BB?...Jordan says oh, yeah, she's sure that her & her boyfriend are watching, they live together now and will watch it, they're more serious now, they go to local bars together or just hang out at home more, together or with other couples, her boyfriend will pick up beer or liquor & they sit at home and drink, they do it that way...they have a little dog, it's so cute, it's an English bulldog...


Jeff says he loves those, he wants to get one of those for real...Jordan wonders if it's English or French...Jeff says like the ones from Rob & Big?...Jordan says no, it's not like that, it's got a pug face...Jeff says he likes those dogs...Jordan says she loves it, she always squeezes it, his name is Paris...Jordan says her mom can't stand it, it jumps like a deer, at Christmas, it ran on her mom's coffee table, scraped it, knocked the candles over which were red & lit, they went on her the white carpet in the townhouse, her mom said "that's it!" and Jana had to drive back to her apartment and take the dog back...Jeff says come on!...Jordan says her mom was pissed!


Jordan says her sister and her family talks peoples ears off, they don't make it awkward for people like it is during the HOH reveal, if Jana met Jeff she would diss the people that dissed Jeff but she's real two-faced, she will talk about everybody...Jeff laughs...she bitches about everybody and then to your face she acts like she likes you :/





Hammock to the GR

12:07-12:18am 


After Jordan finishes talking about her sister, they get quiet for a sec and then Jeff starts singing, Jordan finishes the lyric again...Jeff playfully punches Jordan's leg...Jordan says it kind of hurt...Jeff laughs and asks if she ever got a charley horse?...Jordan says no...Jeff says him & his friends give each other them all the time, he pops her lightly in the leg again and Jordan says don't, don't (in Jeff voice)...Jeff asks if she's trying to talk like him.


Jordan says she told Michele that she loves it when Jeff drinks and he gets more northern, his accent comes out and she likes it...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan mmm, hmmm's. Jeff says he gets out of control when he drinks, he talks like a street thug, it's gross, he hates it...Jordan says she likes it and thinks it's cute...Jeff says he has to be drunk to be like that...Jordan says she likes guys from New York when they say things, like that one guy at the bar she was telling him about who told them that he likes southern girls, they make every guy seem like they have a chance, they're so nice, up in Jersey where he's from they turn you down, they act like they're better than everybody and then you come down south and the girls make you feel like they're interested. (funny listening to Jordan actually try to say all of this with a NY accent, it comes off sounding like she's from NY, New Jersey, England, Boston & Canada all at the same time, LOL)


Jeff smiles...Jordan says awww, I love it!...Jeff giggles. Jordan says she's not tired, she wishes they had some Nyquil...Jeff says maybe it's cuz they slept til 5 in the afternoon...Jordan brings up them talking about BB all the time once they get out of here again and Jeff is like you want to talk about this again?...Jeff asks her why she doesn't finish her thoughts? he says of course that's all they're going to talk about, they have nothing on the outside world to talk about...Jordan says they've been here since July 5th?...Jeff says the end of June...Jordan tries to put her thoughts into words but drops it and says nevermind, nevermind.


Jeff says July, August, September, we gawn, we haven't been home...Jordan says when she thinks about Thursday she always gets teary-eyed...Jeff exhales and says "when I gawn?"...Jordan says she keeps thinking when Julie says if she's evicted, she gets nervous thinking about walking through the door, she won't have anyone anymore, being by herself...Jeff says it's his favorite part of leaving...Jordan asks what he will say or do?...Jeff says he'll do this and he raises his arms LOL ...Jordan asks what he's going to wear?...Jeff says his black shirt, he told her, the one he wore the first show...Jordan says to wear his v-neck shirt, it's more dressy...Jeff say no, the underwear one he's wearing and if she doesn't like it? beat it! except he's going to be the one beating it so don't worry about it.


They get quiet and then Jordan says that Michele said the other day that she couldn't sleep because Jeff kept flicking his feet. 🙄Jeff says well, there's 10 other beds, go get one...Jeff asks if she thinks they will put that on there, him flicking his feet?...Jordan says she doesn't know but there was that one time that Kevin thought he was masturbating...Jeff laughs...Jordan says can you believe Michele said that about her making a queefing sound? what the heck?...Jeff says she's going bananas in here...Jordan says she is, she looks really good though after losing all that weight...Jeff says maybe that is part of it, she hardly eats anything because he knows she wants to keep the weight off, he doesn't know if that has anything to do with it, sometimes he feels like she's diabetic or something because her blood sugar, when she has too much sugar she gets all goofy, she has one beer and it's over, that's why they don't give us too much liquor, she's fu**ing jumping in the pool from a glass of wine, they're not going to give us any...


Jordan says remember when Casey was doing the fake bikini contest thing and she was really going and she was like what the heck?...Michele told her when she drinks she gets really flirty and her husband gets mad at her...Jeff says he's sure...Jordan says she shocked her...Jeff says he knows...Jeff says remember how Laura wanted to do that every single day? and he was like dude! wtf? everyday...Jordan says she thinks she would be cool to hang out with, she thinks they will want to hang out more with them because they haven't had a chance to...Jeff says yeah, if they do the Vegas thing, he would rather hang out with her all week than those yo-yo's...Jordan says her and her boyfriend, she was really mature for her age, don't ya think?...Jeff asks how old she was?...Jordan says 21...Jeff says he kinda bashed her, he rode her a little bit, he talked in the DR about how much she talked about herself, whatever, everyone did that, can you imagine what they said about him?...Jordan says Jeff is the only person she didn't talk crap about...Jeff says him too.


Jordan says she needs to go to the bathroom and Jeff asks if she wants to go in the GR?...Jordan has ants all over her shoes...Jeff says that is why he wants to go inside, what's the difference, they'll just lay in the GR...Jordan says she needs to wash her blanket...Jeff says he needs to wash clothes so everything is clean for Thursday...they start walking...Jeff sidesteps a big moth...Jordan stops to look at it, she bends over and says it's a huge one...Jeff goes to pinch her butt but she sees him coming so he tickles her neck instead...they laugh...Jeff playfully slaps her face and then grabs her, puts arm around her shoulder and they walk...


...Jordan tries to trip Jeff and then squeezes his butt...Jeff opens the door for Jordan and they walk inside...





Goofy look/Duh-lih-cious treats 

12:18-12:28am


Jeff & Jordan come inside...Jordan heads to the GR to dump her blanket there...Jeff asks her if she's going to take a poo?...Jordan laughs and says yes, he says he's going to pee real quick then...he goes and Jordan sits on the lounger and waits...Jeff comes out...Jordan uses the bathroom...Jeff brushes his teeth...all over the house LOL...he wanders outside and grabs the deck of cards, he then goes to the GR to put the cards there, then he wanders back into the bathroom and finishes brushing, then he goes to the SS room where Michele is laying down in the dark, he asks if he can turn the light on a second because he can't see where anything is...Michele says sure, she's not that asleep...Jeff changes into his sweatpants from his shorts (interesting to note that right before he takes his shorts off, he quickly glances over at Michele to make sure she's not looking his way ) and heads to the kitchen, he makes himself some tea.


Jordan comes down the hallway leading into the kitchen and Jeff smiles and says what?


Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "what's that goofy look?"...Jordan says "I have a goofy look on my face?...I got my retainer in...maybe that's why"...Jordan asks if everybody is in bed...Jeff says Michele is but he doesn't know about the other dynamic duo...Jordan sits at the counter and says her face is breaking out bad, it's taking a beating.

Jordan says doesn't Jeff hate it in the winter when you're pale and you feel like you look ugly?...Jeff says yeah, when you're like that color? (he brings down his pants to show off his paleness, lol)...and then you go tan and you're red saying hey everybody and people are like what's up tanning dork?...


Jordan says and then people ask you if you tanned?...Jeff says and you say no, why? do I look tan? what? and they're like yeah, sure...Jeff doesn't understand why you deny it...Jordan says it's worse when guys tan...Jeff doesn't respond LOL...Jordan starts laughing...she is reminded of something funny, she says she's going to get in trouble but the DR asked her why Jordan doesn't like it when Jeff says the word 'delicious', she tells Jeff, remember? when I used to say don't say that word, I hate that and the DR was like what is it about delicious? and she said cuz it's like DUH-LIH-CIOUS...


Jeff says she looks like the idiot not him...he starts becoming Jordan-like with his change of topic conversation...he brings up Ho-Ho's, he says remember these?...Jordan says those are the chocolate with the cream filling in the middle?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says they're not Little Debbie's though, those come in the plastic...Jeff says oh, the two? he laughs, he says he loves the oatmeal cookie, the soft ones with the cream in the middle, has she had those?...Jordan says yeah! those are just called Oatmeal right?...Jeff says Oatmeal pies...Jordan says she likes the brownies with the...Jeff finishes her sentence again, lol...nuts on top?...Jordan says yes and sometimes you can get the colorful nuts on top that taste kind of like M&M's...Jeff says those are so good.


Michele is up and heading to the bathroom...Jordan says "what's up Michele?"...Michele does something off camera that makes them laugh, Jeff says "what the?" and Jordan opens her eyes wide, shakes her head and signals to Jeff that she is crazy...Jeff rummages through the candy drawer...Jordan says she needs some chapstick and goes to get some in the bathroom.


Jeff holds his tea and says he needs to get out of there so he doesn't eat...Jordan asks if they are going outside again?...Jeff says whatever...Michele is coming through and asks if anyone is outside?...Jeff & Jordan stumble on their words, it's a tad awkward...Michele walks into the kitchen area...Jordan asks her if she's going to bed or was in bed?...Michele says she was just chilling...Jeff says to go outside, Jordan says she's going to get her blanket, they both go in the GR...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to chill in there?...Jordan says if he wants...Jeff says he's getting tired of the bugs...Jordan says then let's hang out here...Jeff gets serious and says he didn't mean to blow Michele off, they should just go out there and make things not weird...Jordan says she feels like she is following him...Jeff says what does she want him to do...they head outside...





Chapstick kiss in the GR 

12:29am


Jeff & Jordan feeling bad that they "blew Michele off" have just gone outside from being in the GR, as soon as they get out there BB calls an indoor lockdown...they head back inside...


Jeff says "I told you to stay inside, stupid...I was right, I should throw this hot tea in your face" LOL They head to the GR again...Jeff says how come all his ideas are violent?...Jordan says she doesn't know, he looks like he's abusive...Jeff turns and says what? what did you say?...Jordan just smiles and giggles...Jeff pushes her lightly onto the GR bed and they laugh...Jordan says "that's exactly what I meant!"...Jeff says he knows and he kneels down on the bed, leans forwards and says "abusive, I heard you"

They kiss 💋


 Jeff says "and quit leaving my pillow laying around"...Jordan says uh, huh..Jeff wipes his lips and says "uh, what is that?"...Jordan says "chapstick"...Jeff says "chapstick? what kind?"...Jordan says the clear kind...Jeff says yeah, that's the gross kind...Jordan says it's not...Jeff says like the one with the little nipple and it's all plastic...Jordan laughs and says it's chapstick...Jeff says it's ghetto...Jordan says you're ghetto...Jeff says get a flavor...Michele walks in 🤨





GR Solitaire - Pt1

12:31-12:38am


Jeff & Jordan have just shared their chapstick kiss, Michele comes into the GR to join them...they discuss the lockdown and the possible reason for it...Michele & Jeff share small talk while Jordan sits quietly...Jeff shuffles the card and deals himself a hand of solitaire, he starts playing...Michele likes Jordan's nails...Jordan says Michele can use it, Michele thinks she will...Michele starts giggling, Jeff snickers...Michele says sorry, she took crack today...Jordan squeezes Jeff and says "I want to squeeze him"...Jeff says crack? they're all goofy and she's acting all weird in there, good thing there's only a couple of weeks left...Michele says there's only 2 more weeks left. (Where I'm from a 'couple' of weeks is two weeks...)


Jordan says that is still good,  they were talking outside about how when they leave and see Casey, Braden & Laura they will be so excited to hang out with them, she's getting drunk...Jeff says only problem he's worried about with Jordan in Vegas is taking care of her, she's going to get drunk in an hour and be out of it, he wants to have fun...Jordan says she doesn't do that...Jeff says that is bullshit, the other day she drank a glass of wine and she was fu**ing crying...Jordan says she had a whole...glass. (she should have said bottle, lol)...Jeff says Jordan doesn't know what Vegas is, it's over for her, she's not even going to realize she was there, he's just saying, he's already preparing for it...


This tells me that a) Jeff was already preparing to go to Vegas "with" Jordan in that way and b) already preparing to be the guy that would take care of her because he cares for her, putting her needs before his 


Jordan says she will have fun, she will dance the whole time, she can't dance but she dances her heart out...Jeff asks if she pumps up the jam? 

(there's that Technotronics thing again lol)


Michele wants to do Vegas up right because she had such a shitty time earlier this year...Jeff says he's not sure how fun it will be, don't they have to do something? it's not like they're going to give them a free trip...Michele says they probably invite us to some party where they have to meet fans...Jeff says in Vegas nobody gives a f**k about you, they'll be like who?...Jeff says they have to do a little, they can't be drunk out of their gourd, whatever, what the f**k does he know? who knows if it's even true, they don't know dick.


Michele thinks all of them are good, they're not douchebags...Jeff says he's not going to want to hang out with anybody, let's GTFO of here, people will think he's a douchebag...Jordan says no? because you evicted them?...Jeff says yeah, people are spiteful in here...Michele agrees. Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, just stay the f**k away from him, it's all good with him...Jordan points out a card for Jeff to place but she's wrong...Jeff says "it's not the same suit sweetie"...Jordan says she's never played solitaire...Michele says Jordan needs to learn some games...Jordan says she knows...Jeff asks if she ever won solitaire?...Jordan says no, she's seen it on her computer but never played...Jeff says he just won bitch, f**k yeah, he gets pumped up when he wins cuz it's not often...Michele says he just won he doesn't need to put them in stacks...Jeff says it's not official til you do it, when he wins he does 'em up! (hand gesture)...




GR Solitaire - Pt2 

12:38-1:10am


After Jeff finishes up the game he won, Jordan asks Jeff if she can try to play it?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff can help her...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jeff shuffles for Jordan...Jordan says she watches Jeff & Natalie play every day...Jeff says it's so easy, is she going to pay attention when he tells her what to do...Jordan says she will...Jeff says it's real simple...Jordan says ok...Jeff hands the cards to Jordan and says for her to deal herself...she does with Jeff explaining she needs to put 1 card up and 6 down and so on...Jordan completes dealing and then Jeff explains she needs to put the cards in order down from the highest card, the King which goes at the top and that it needs to be red, black, etc. Jeff helps Jordan makes her initial moves but she can't do anything else so at this point is where the trouble begins, LOL...


Jeff tells Jordan she has to take 3 cards, flip them over and take the 3rd card...Jordan doesn't do it the way Jeff wants so he says no, no, no, that's your card...Jordan picks up the cards and Jeff tells her to just leave them and to deal 3 more and flip...Jordan holds them wrong and Jeff grabs them from her and shows her it's from the top of the deck you deal, 3 cards and then that's your card ok?...Jordan starts looking through the cards she shouldn't be and Jeff says "don't look at those, it's over"...Jordan deals 3 and flips and looks at all 3 cards LOL Jeff fixes them in her hand and says that's your card...Jordan does it again  🤨 Jeff laughs and says to stop holding them like that, that's her card!...Jordan says okayyyy...


Jordan deals 3 more and flips correctly and with Jeff's guidance she makes some moves...Jordan reverts back to flipping the way Jeff doesn't want her to so he says she is getting him frustrated, he explains the 3rd card rule again LOL

but Jordan doesn't follow instructions again so he grabs the cards and says Jordan, that's all while showing her what she should be doing...


Jordan gets the hang of it and Jeff says "now you got it, perfect" but Jeff says her cards are sucky right now...Jordan makes a few more moves, her luck improves...Jeff continues to guide her throughout the game and things have calmed down...Michele goes to get something to eat...eventually Jordan reaches a dead end and loses the game...Michele comes back and starts munching very noisily UGHHH


Jeff gathers the cards up, he tells Jordan that was good, does she want him to shuffle them again for her?...Jordan says yes, she says Jeff makes her nervous, he kind of gets irritated easy...Jeff looks at her and says whaddya mean?...Michele says he totally does...Jordan says he's showing her but making her nervous and she's kind of like omg, it makes her flustered...Jeff says it's because she knows he gets flustered when she doesn't pay attention...Jordan says she did...Jeff starts to say something but says nevermind...Michele says Jeff shouldn't be a teacher...Jeff says he's not.


Jeff shuffles the cards and hands the deck to Jordan...she starts dealing a hand...Jeff asks her what can she do?...Jordan starts making her moves...Jeff instructs her on putting the 3 card pile down again, he says it doesn't mean she's done with it, just calm down and when she flips them, just leave them there...Jordan says OK...Jeff says he said it 3 times...Jordan keeps playing...Michele gets called to the DR…


Jordan keeps playing and messes up a little...Jeff gets a little irritated again and Jordan drops the cards, puts her hands up...Jeff says why does she drop everything right away? he's showing her what to do, she drops everything like he's an asshole...Jordan plays some more but hits a dead end again, she gawn :) Jeff asks one more?...Jordan says sure and she starts rubbing Jeff's hair.


Michele comes back and Jordan plays again, she tells Michele she lost again...Michele says she has only won twice in the house but it could be because for awhile she was playing with 6 rows not 7...Jeff gently guides her through this game and things go smoothly this time, she gets on a bit of a roll but ultimately loses...Jordan wants something sweet, maybe some Sour Patch candies....Jeff thought she was going to win that game...Jordan says she's done with the cards, she doesn't know how they can play over and over...Jeff says it's because he wants to win...Jordan gets up to leave and get candy...





Late night chat - That’s not all he wants Jordan

1:41-2am


After some late night munchies in the GR, random chatter between J/J & Michele, a couple more games of solitaire for Jeff and some game talk between Jeff & Michele they all go to bed. Jordan goes first, Michele goes next and Jeff is the last to come to bed...


Jeff walks in the SS room, where the door has been left open...he says "Hi Johrdan, whatcha doing?"...Jordan says nothing, talking...Jeff puts his cup on the dresser and asks Jordan if she wants her blankie?...Jordan says not right now so Jeff says he'll just leave it there (on her suitcase)...Jeff jokes around that he's going to sleep outside...Jeff sits down on the foot of the bed and squashes Jordan's foot, she ow's and laughs...Jeff says that Jordan doesn't get that he's a big body and she can't lay all over the bed when he's trying to get in bed...sorry Jordan!...Jordan says Jeff always beats her...Jeff says he doesn't beat her...Jordan says he does...Jeff, who is taking off his sweatpants & tank top, says he knows there's a lot of shots of him slapping her face...those are love taps ♥


Jordan mmm, hmm's and starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Michele starts with her giggling and makes a random comment about spanking Kevin...Jeff ignores her and says he might really drown Jordan to show her his love ♥ ...Jordan says wow and Michele ruins the moment by saying "drown me too dammit" 😤...Jeff being the nice guy that he is says alright, he told her he would drown her so tomorrow it is, a double drowning or they can wait until Wednesday so they can get it on tape with the camera...Jordan doesn't say a word but keeps rubbing Jeff's hair while Michele says oooh, that should be fun. 


Jeff tells Jordan that it (her hair rubbing) feels so good because he was wearing a hat today...Jordan puts on her mic...Jeff says they wish they had more scary stories...Michele says remember that time Ronnie was here, that was scary...Jeff says "you and Ronnie"...more giggling from Michele and something about a dream she had where Ronnie came back...Jordan says he got on her nerves so bad.

Michele brings up the time that Jeff was in bed with Jordan in the SS room and Lydia got in bed with them and they were all in there...


Jeff says yeah, that's the night Lydia tried to grab his yoinker...Jordan says she thought she did...Jeff says 15 times!...Jordan says she never said anything but she thought she did...Jeff says dude! like 10 times! (get your facts straight Jeff! heh) ...Jeff says he thought Jordan was making her do that...Jordan says no...Jeff said he was like Jordan!!...Jordan says no, it wasn't her, she wanted to do it herself, she thought that but never said anything, it's funny how Jeff was saying that now...Jeff demonstrates using Jordan's hand how he was covering himself down there while Lydia was doing that, he was like Jordan! stop fu**ing (around)...he thought Jordan was telling her to do that...Jordan says no, why would she do that?...Jeff says he doesn't fu**ing know...Jeff searches for his chapstick but can't find it and asks Jordan if it's in her bin?....Jordan says it's not, she was looking for it earlier...Jordan searches but it isn't there...Jeff asks where'd it go?...Jordan says she didn't mess with it...


Jeff says hold on, he needs to find the chapstick, he gets up and turns on the light and goes searching...in his black undies...Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff says what?...Jordan laughs and sits up and says "you're in your short shorts"...Jeff says they're not, they're regular Joes...Jordan says she thought he was in pants...Jeff says oh, my underwear?...Jeff finds the chapstick but wants to know what she did with the purple one?...Jordan says she didn't mess with it and protests...Jeff says bullshit, liar, he doesn't take it out of there (the bin)...he turns off the light and says "show's over" LOL


Michele makes fun of Jeff having purple chapstick...Jeff denies it and laughs, he says it's grape, he buys them in 5 packs...Michele giggles hysterically that he uses Lip Smackers...Jeff says he buys whatever comes in fives so he can jam them all over the place, he loses chapstick like crazy, he should subscribe to chapstick of the month club...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand...Jeff says it's chapstick and lotion, he's such a little bitch, it's over, he's a bitch and he lost, f**k it.


Jordan is being quiet throughout this...Jeff puts his leg over Jordan's and rubs it to signal to her...Jordan brings her other leg out from under the cover to touch Jeff's leg...Jeff is saying that he doesn't mind having grape chapstick and being 31...Jeff looks over at Jordan and reaches for her face, he squeezes it and says "Johrdan, are you sleeping?"...Jordan holds Jeff's arm/hand and says no, she's listening, trying to get sleepy...they hold hands...Jeff asks about his grape chapstick...Jordan insists she didn't mess with it, she put it on the other night and handed it back to him...Jeff checks again in the bin and it isn't there...Jeff asks to give him a minute, he covers himself and prays...


Michele says goodnight...Jordan says goodnight and says she was saying her prayers...Michele says sorry, she couldn't see...Jordan asks if she wants to work out tomorrow and they agree they want to after laying out...Jeff finishes up praying and starts singing "I'm bad" by Michael Jackson. :)


Cute moment alert: @ the 1:51am mark Jordan turns to face Jeff who is laying on his back...bad camera angle so it is hard to tell exactly what happens but Jordan says she was breathing hard this morning (her nose was stuffy)...Jeff says oh, yeah (dirty connation)...she places her hand on Jeff's chest and Jeff looks to be tapping her hand, he laughs and says "you got that reference?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says what was it?...Jordan says "that's all you want" (sex)...Jeff says shut up...after a couple of seconds of quiet, Jeff turns and looks at Jordan and says "that's not true" (his voice sounds so sincere here)...Jordan says mmm, hmm and Jeff mimics her...Jordan rubs Jeff's head and face and Jeff seems to be loving it...


Jeff says tomorrow they need to hit the pool, jump right in, it will be cool and it will be nice...Jeff says it's been hot out the last couple of days...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says he loves conversations where everyone says mmm, hmm...Jordan says it has been real humid...Michele once again puts her two cents in saying "it is very hot outside" in some weird British accent 🧐 ...Jeff comments on her accent...Jordan turns back the other way and Jeff, under the covers, touches Jordan butt/leg to get her to come back, he says "Johrdan"...Jordan says to hang on, her mic piece clipped off...Jeff starts singing again and the feeds go to fish and.return a couple of minutes later with Michele saying both of them have taught her a new vocabulary.


Jordan turns with her butt facing Jeff...Jeff puts his arm under Jordan and she hugs it...Jordan says she has to spread the Gucci...Michele says she will...Jeff says the Gucci isn't working, he can't use it, it's Jordan's...Michele says Gucci is more of a girl word anyways...Jeff says TTYN...they giggle...Jeff says that one's the best...Jordan says she'll leave that one in his goodbye message...Jeff does something to tickle Jordan and she protests...lots of rustling under the cover...another bit of MJ's "Bad" from Jeff and brief fish...


Michele says something about laying down raps...Jordan mishears and thinks she says lay down and eat rats...Michele, in a super high pitched tone, laughs hysterically at this...Jeff says "wow"...they go on about rats and then Jeff says Michele loves rat jokes...they talk about Michele's rat toys and her other stuffed animals like her monkey, she likes monkeys better than rats...Jeff tells the story about his niece when she was real little, she had first started talking and Jeff would put on this website for kids and a Jack Johnson video was on it, there's a monkey jumping around the video and she would say "monkey"...it was cute, it's a lot cuter when it's your own niece he guesses. 




Late night chat - Karaoke/Massages & Happy Endings 

2-2:19am


Just after the 2am mark the Cams switch feeds, Cam 1 is now on J&J side angle and Cam 2 is on Michele

Michele is talking about her baby brother saying the word butterfly...Jeff says little kids shock you sometimes with the words that they say...Jordan asks if they remember that Bill Cosby show Kids Say The Darndest Things?...they do...they start quieting down but Jeff tries to make small talk about the battery packs...J&J shift around under the cover and Jeff starts singing "your butt is mine..." (wonder who that could be about? 😊  )...the feeds go to fish for a few minutes...when they return Jordan is saying she wants to sing Karaoke...Jeff says there's this bar in LA called Happy Endings or Afterhours, he forgets...Michele interrupts saying there's a guy from Mr. Belvedere or is it that guy from Saved by the Bell that does Karaoke in a bar in LA...Jordan says Mr. Belding?...Jeff says he knows what she's talking about, he heard about this, he does Karaoke there all the time...Jordan says his name is Dennis something...Jeff says his friends have pictures of him with them, he's always at that bar and loves it when you take pictures with him and stuff...


Jeff sits up and reaches over Jordan to get some water...the Cams switch again. Now Cam 2 is J&J, Cam 1 is on Michele.


They keep talking about Mr. Belding and Saved by the Bell for a bit...Jordan loved that show...Jeff says he guesses he does Karaoke at that place now...Jeff reaches over and bonks Jordan in the nose LOL Jordan says oww...Jeff holds her face again...Michele says there's going to be a SBTB reunion...Jeff says there is?...Michele says Jimmy Kimmel was trying to get them all together or maybe the other dude...Jeff says Conan O'Brien?...Michele says no, not him...Jeff insists it is, Conan did the skit about them...Michele says wasn't it Jimmy Fallon?...Jeff says Michele is right, it was Jimmy Fallon...Jeff explains to Jordan that he was acting like he was Zach Morris, he was on the show with a wig and his jeans rolled and they talked about who was down for having a SBTB reunion, he would talk to the camera and say "stop!" and everyone has to freeze, he was doing shit like that, it was a good skit, a good bit...Jeff says it was pretty funny...Michele thinks of all the Conan she's missed, everything she's missed...Jeff wishes he could go to Conan while he's out here.


Jordan mentions Jodi Sweetin and how she was a meth junkie...Michele gossips about her life and then Jeff says they know way too much about other people's lives...Michele says it's all Perez Hilton...Jordan says she works at a hair salon and she reads magazines all day so she gets People magazine and reads all that stuff and she watches all those TV shows...Jeff says she might be in one of those magazines one day (ding, ding, ding! we have a winner!! )...Jordan says yeah right...Michele says they profile people in some magazines that are on reality tv shows...Jeff says yeah, so you might be in there, it's not way off the charts...Jeff mentions that one guy that they liked (pre BB reporter) was from People...Michele says he's her dude (please 🙄  ) Jeff says so what are those articles for, the magazine right?...Jordan didn't think he would actually write them...Jeff says did you think he was just fu**ing around over there?...Jordan doesn't know, she doesn't think about stuff like that...Jeff says that's his job...Jordan thinks who would care about them...Jeff says that's what those magazines talk about, all that reality bullshit...Michele says especially if you're the winner, then you're going in them...Jordan remembers him being cute...Michele says he was from her school, Boston College...Jordan says he had dimples and she was like "what's up?"...Jeff says "heyyyyy" LOL ...Michele says she forgot to ask what year he was from...Jeff says he was funny, he was cracking up with that guy...Jordan says he was cool, he was making her laugh...feeds go to fish...


Jeff says they shouldn't be talking about this because Smooth Jazz might not like it...they change the subject back to Karaoke...Jeff goes back to talking about that Karaoke bar called Happy Endings...Michele asks if he's not thinking about the massage parlor?...Jeff goes to talk about the bar when Michele says as a side note Dallas has way too many massage parlors, that's one thing she misses about Dallas  So of course, talk turns to that and Michele is giddy at the chance to talk about it...(in this convo, I will mostly be going over what Jeff & Jordan are saying)


Jeff says he's never even had a fu**ing real massage...Michele says these were not real massage places...Jeff says dirty massages?...Jeff hasn't had one of those either LOL Michele says there were billboards everywhere with girls in French Maid costumes...Jordan says hang on, they're talking about not a massage place but a sexual massage?...Jeff says they give you blow jobs at the end...Jordan says shut up!?!...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's heard about a place like that in Charlotte but she never believed it, thought it was a made up story...Jeff says they're real....Jordan says isn't that kind of like prostitution though?...Jeff says you get busted if they catch you...Jordan says that's disgusting, so they give you a massage and then jack you off?...


Jeff says that'd be awesome (LOL)...Jordan says "Jeffff! be quiet"...Jeff says he doesn't even know how good the massage is (because that is why they're going to these places! LOL)...how bad could it be?...Jordan says he doesn't know, they'll probably have to put gloves on...Jeff says yeah, that would get me off, if they wore a mask and shit, they jerk you off in a space suit...Jeff & Michele laugh...Jordan says they'd have to wear gloves because what if some random guy came in there and had herpes or some disease, then you'll have genital warts on your fingers...Jeff says get outta here...Michele says you can't get those there...Jordan says well, herpes or crabs or something...Jeff says dude, get outta here...


Jeff says they give you a phony baloney massage and then jerk you off, that's all...Jeff says he never got one, he swears but he talked to people who did and he asks them c'mon? are you lying, are you serious?...Jordan asks what happens if a girl goes in there?...Michele says they say "you wanna an application?" (now that is funny! lol) Jeff laughs and says oooh, you have good penmanship let me see your hand work. ...Jordan says "OMG, this is crazy! I have never heard of this, she heard about this in Charlotte but she never believed it, she was like yeah right, c'mon"...Jeff asks Jordan if she ever heard the phrase "Happy Ending"?...Jordan says no, not really, no...Jeff explains it...Jordan says she's only had a facial...Jeff stops 🤭 and says you've had a dirty facial? LOL...


Jordan says she's been to a really nice place but they don't say Happy Ending...Jeff says no, you go in and get one and then you ask the lady how much for a happy ending? then they know you want extra and they jerk you off for a couple extra bucks...Jordan says yeah right?!...Jeff says that's how they roll but you have to know where to go, he says in the Chicago Tribune they have ads for places that are open until 5am, you think they're giving massages until 5am?...Jordan says no, whacking and blowing someone off.


They laugh...Jordan talks about going with her friends to the strip club and there are nasty dudes sitting there watching the girls booty clapping, she gets grossed out...Jeff says strip clubs are stupid...Jordan says at home, she goes there after the bar because they are open after 4, they eat breakfast there, it's a 5 star strip club, they have big chairs...Jeff says alright, alright...Jordan says she can't believe this one girl that strips, she's really pretty, she says whatever, they have to do what they have to do, pay your bills...Jeff says their line is that they're doing it to pay for college. those chicks make a ton of money...Jordan says she couldn't do it, don't look at my boobies...Jeff says he thinks they're stupid because the girls pretend to like you, you give them money and they're out of there...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he'll say hey cutie, what are you doing later? they say get a dance and I'll tell you, you get a dance and they're like see ya later and he's like you fu**ing liar...Jeff laughs...he says then the next one does the same and he won't fall for it...Jordan asks if he would sleep with a stripper?...Jeff says no way, he doesn't even like fu**ing going there because they're all phony baloney...Jordan asks if they weren't phony baloney?...Jeff says then we'd fu**ing dance LOL Jordan says "are eww Jeff! are you serious? that's gross!"...Jeff says "what are you talking about? oh stop it, grow up!"...Jeff touches her arm and they both start laughing.


Jordan turns to face away from Jeff and he asks her where she is going?...Jordan says over here...Michele says for her to come in her bed ...Jeff rawrrrs...Michele says she has to leave with all the sexy talk, she is going to the bathroom...Jeff puts his arm under Jordan and hugs her tight, he pulls the cover up...he starts talking dirty, Jordan says his voice is deep, kind of like a killer's voice...Michele leaves…





Late night chat - Jeff wants to be the one ;) 

2:19-2:27am


Jeff continues to talk dirty to Jordan, Jordan says it sounds like a killer...as soon as Michele leaves to go to the bathroom, Jeff in his deep whispery voice says "Jordan"...Jordan says "don't talk like that it's scary" Jeff smiles...Jordan says "you sound like you're possessed" Jeff whispers "Jordan, don't look in the drawer"...something is going on under the cover because Jeff smiles big twice and then cracks up laughing, he lifts the cover over them and smothers Jordan...Jordan screeches and says "you bit my ear!"...Jeff says "who did?" Jordan says huh?...Jeff says "it wasn't me"...Jordan says yes, it was...Jeff says "is was the other (in a whisper) Jordan"...in a really sweet voice Jordan says "don't talk like that you sounded scary".


Jeff humps Jordan LOL Jordan says "Jeff stop"...Jeff says "what? my fu**ing microphone fell off"...they laugh and Jeff says what?...Jordan says "you were fake humping me"...Jeff says he wasn't, he was just getting in the dance mood, like a stripper...Jordan blows a fart on his arm, she says "yeah, let's dance"...Jeff grabs the cover and covers them again, he wraps himself around Jordan while saying "yeah, you want me to go get that shirt, you wanna fool around?...he seems to reach over and put his head near her butt, lol...Jordan says "I told you I'd burn it"...Jeff says why? you love it...Jeff keeps fooling around while Jordan says "let's dance? the let's dance shirt? no, I'll burn it"...they kiss and then start laughing...Jeff reaches for something and Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says he didn't do anything this time...Jordan laughs and Jeff say quit faking...they continue rustling under the cover...Jordan says "no, Jeff, quit yelling at me, I hate when you yell at me"...Jeff makes that goofy noise he usually makes and keeps wrapping himself around Jordan...Jordan makes that automatic sprinkler noise and Jeff asks her why she makes that noise...she does it again and laughs and says it sounds like a sprinkler...Jeff makes that sprinkler noise and Jordan laughs...Jeff reaches over and starts tickling Jordan, some funny business goes on undercover and Jordan says noooo! Jeff makes his goofy noise, they kiss and Jordan laughs.


Jordan says "bootyliscious"...Michele starts talking but Jordan hones in on Jeff and slaps his chest and grabs his side quite forcefully saying "I want to hit you"...Jeff says "ow! that was a little roughneck Jordan"...Jordan puts her head on Jeff's chest and says "sorry"...Jeff asks Jordan "why you want to hit me?" Jordan says "like in a good way" Jeff says "like drown me?"...Jordan grabs Jeff's face and says "like I wanna beat you"...Jeff says "oh, I like it a little bit" Jordan gives Jeff a big kiss.


Jordan starts getting herself settled down again while Jeff who IMO was caught off guard that Jordan kissed him like that moves around awkwardly, gets his arm stuck behind Jordan, she asks him where his hand is going...Jeff puts it under Jordan (their new position, lol) and says "oh you know where it's going"...Jordan says "yeah...no" and she puts her pillow up to block the "view" from the camera, lol. Jeff says what?


They settle in and Jeff says "let's give each other dirty massages...who said that?"...Jordan says "we all know Jeff wants a dirty massage"...Michele says "who doesn't want a dirty massage?"...Jeff says "f**k yeah Michele"...Michele says if she could order one in here she would...Jordan says really?...Jeff says "a phone call from home, a dirty massage, a Hawaiian vacation" 


Michele says she's so sexually frustrated in there, it's not even funny...Jordan says really? Michele says yes!...Jeff says they should have a room in there for that, no joke...Jordan says Jefff!...Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothing...Michele says when you're used to getting it all the time and you don't get it, it's bad...Jordan asks how many times does she get it? like twice a day?...Michele says she works a lot so once a day...Jordan asks if she has to have it?...Jeff laughs...Michele says uh, yeah...Jeff says Jordannn...Jordan says she's not, she doesn't, something happened when God made her and made her not horny...Jeff slaps her gently on the face (aka shut up Jordan, lol)...Michele says God needs to pair her up with the right person so she'll be like f**k yeah, sex rocks...Jordan says "so wait, when I find the right person I'll want to hump him all the time?"...Michele says yeah.


This perks Jeff up, he says "let's try, let's see if I'm the one...if not, TTYN!"...they all laugh...Jeff says that's fu**in' the best.

Jordan asks Michele if she knew she was going to marry her husband...they talk about this and Michele's love life and it's all lies so who cares ...feeds go to fish and when they return they're talking about something sexual, can't quite figure out what but they're all saying they've never done "that"...Jeff calls Jordan a liar LOL...Jordan says she's only been with one person...Jeff says whatever...Jordan says I have...Jeff covers Jordan's mouth with his hand ...she makes farting noises, lol...Michele says ok Jordo, you're a sweetheart, you'll find some dude...Jordan says she will...Jordan says "I don't like...well nevermind" (I think Jeff giving her shut up signals finally worked to get her to think twice about what she was going to say)...conversation change...




Late night chat - Smelly issues/Rubbing pact/Makeovers 

2:28-2:43am


The conversation shifts...Michele says she still stinks even with deodorant...Jordan sits up and says if she stinks she should shower. Michele says she does, she puts the deodorant on and it doesn't work...Jeff pokes Jordan in the back to get her attention, they hold hands...Michele says she's Hungarian and she just smells all the time. Jeff laughs...Michele says her family is stinky. Jordan says she won't smell bad if she showers, Michele insists she will. Jordan tells her she can use her Bath & Body Works...Michele says she has that stuff too...Jeff says it's Eastern European...Jordan asks what that means?...Jeff says it means you're rough...Jordan says so he's saying all Eastern European people stink?...Jeff says he's just joking. Jeff sits up to get his water that is on the dresser, after he drinks, he asks Jordan if she can scratch his back...Jeff playfully bites her back...Michele says her husband tells her she stinks...Jordan can't understand why he would say that...


Jordan keeps probing...she says hang on, she will wash her armpits and they still stink? Michele says yeah...Jordan says like BO or just stinks? Jordan asks what type of deodorant she uses? Jeff says Jordan has prescription, she should ask her doctor...Jordan says it's not for stinking but when she gets nervous, she sweats real bad. Michele says it's just her bad smell, it's not BO, everyone has a different smell. Jeff says to try the Axe body spray he got...Jordan asks if she uses perfume...Michele says yeah but it's her armpits that smell bad...Jeff tells her to use that spray again...Jordan asks if she's tried Dove or Secret...Michele has the Secret clinical strength and it doesn't work...Jordan asks if her armpits are wet...Michele says they're not, they just smell.


Michele & Jeff try to make Jordan realize it's about the smell not the wet. Jordan tries to expain that certain types of deodorant mixed with your own sweat make a weird smell...she went to the doctor, her nerves were bad, she was stressed out and she felt like she was sweating all the time, the doctor gave her this stuff that makes her not sweat, it might work for her...Michele says she could also put herself in a bubble (now there's an idea, lol)...Jordan turns to face Jeff and start scratching.


Jeff farts to break up the sweat convo, lol...Jordan says awww, Jeff...Jeff says it's not going to smell but it does. Jordan says oooh...Jeff doesn't believe it...Jordan pulls him back towards her to let him get a whiff...Jeff says it smells like a little sausage, almost like a hot burp...Jordan says it smells like an egg...Jeff says yesterday was an egg, this one was a hot burp...Jordan squeezes Jeff again rather intensely and Jeff says Jordan!! c'mon...Michele goes to close the door.


Jordan says she is tired of rubbing Jeff...Jeff says "c'mon Jordan please!" Jordan says "I rub you all the time and I never get anything"...Jeff says "I just rubbed you right now" (hmm, I didn't see any rubbing, lol)...Jordan says "when?"...Jeff says "right now, first of all, I play with your hair all the time, I rub your arm all the time"...Jordan says "listen, I don't like this, this part of our friendship has turned around and now it's 80/20 %, I'm giving 80% and you're giving 20%"...Jeff says it's 50/50.


Michele interrupts again with a snarky..."so you rub all your friends?" (what's it to you Michele?)...Jordan says if they wanna be...Michele says "Jordy..." <---🤮Jordan says "me & Jeff, Jeff is different"  Michele says she's just kidding...Jordan says she's serious...right Jeff?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "you're different"...Jeff says how? (LOL way to put her on the spot Jeff)...Jordan says Jeff is not helping her here...Jeff says it's different, they had this pact from the beginning, for real...Jordan says "he'd want me to rub him and I did".


This is where it gets testy for Jeff!

Jordan says she has some guy friends she rubs (I don't know if I believe that one, lol) or if she sees them she would say hey! and give them a kiss on the cheek or the lips but they're just her friends...Jeff asks "you kiss your friends on the lips?"...Jordan backtracks a little and says "uh, no, kinda like a quick peck...some of them"...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says "some of them"...Jeff says that means you want to do it with them. 😂


Jordan says no it doesn't! Does he kiss some of his girl friends?...Jeff says no, I have sex with them. (burn!) Jeff laughs but Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says no, he doesn't kiss people on the lips, he kisses people on the cheek though but not on the lips, she does? she just said she does...


Jordan completely backtracks and says "not every one, a couple, some I've known since I was like in 5th grade, I'll just be like hey, muah"...Jeff says "you do it with them?"...Jordan says "no, it's not like that"...Michele says they've established that Jordan hasn't had sex with a lot of people...Jeff says that's all phony...Jordan says yeah right...Michele says if that was true Jordan would be humping you right now...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Michele says she would have left this bedroom a long time ago...Jeff says it would be on like Donkey Kong in there...Jordan says who? me & you?...Jeff says mmm, hmm.


Now this is where it gets testy for Jordan!

Jordan says "yeah, Jeff wants to do me"...Jeff says "Jordan!" Jordan laughs...Michele says Jeff said he wanted to have sex with me too so...Jordan kind of gasps and immediately pulls her hand away from scratching Jeff...Michele nervously says "you did say that though"...Jeff says that was just to make you feel good...Michele says "he's a liar! thanks Jeff"...Jeff says it would make him feel good too...Jordan turns away from Jeff...Jeff reaches over to Jordan with his leg and asks where'd she go?...Jordan says "I'm done rubbing"...Jeff says c'mon, come here 🥰...Jordan says "you rub me for once"...Jeff swears he will...Jordan says she doesn't like the way this is going...Jeff reaches back and hugs Jordan, rubbing her head and she hugs him back...


...Jeff says this is how it was in the beginning when she wouldn't rub him and she would say rub me and he always did...Jordan knows but he doesn't do it anymore...Jeff says he does, he's always playing with her, right now...doesn't that feel good?...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff says see, even. Jordan says she does it longer, Jeff says she's better at it...they bicker a little more about the rubbing and then Jordan starts scratching again. 


Now I love this, this is what Jordan is awesome at, killing someone softly & subtly...she had just gotten irritated with what Michele said about the sex thing so she turns it around by sweetly mentioning Michele's husband just to drive home the fact that Michele is taken and Jeff is unattainable! Ha!


Jordan says that Michele's husband is going to be so excited when he sees her...LOL all Michele says is mmm, hmm...Jordan says especially now with the new her, her sex life will improve from once a day to five times a day...Michele says she won't have a job then...Jordan says he'll meet you in the lab, she'll have her lab suit and her glasses and there will be rats running around...Michele says no, not sexy...


Jordan says Michele looks real good and she thinks she should wear her hair longer...Michele says now that she knows how to use a flat iron she can have long hair and not look crazy  Jordan thinks the person that has changed the most should get a reward, they should take Michele on finale night to get a makeover, it would be cool...Michele says she is so sweet, she should be rewarded with one...Jeff says to make Jordan look different, she would have to have black hair, she wouldn't look bad with black hair, dark hair, dark hair with her blue eyes she would be fu**in' smo...it would be cool...Michele says "you like brunettes don't you?" 🙄 Jeff says he likes both, he doesn't know if he could picture Jordan with dark hair but dark hair with her eyes would be amazing but he thinks he likes Jordan with blond hair...Jordan talks about having dark in her hair once, it didn't look bad...Jeff says she would look good either way...Jordan says dark hair makes her hair look greasy...Jeff says he thinks she looks ok...Jordan says thanks.


They continue talking about the makeover and Jeff asks if she would do it if they had to do something dramatic with her hair?...Jordan doesn't know if she could cut it to her shoulders, it depends...Jordan loves watching those makeover shows, like once on ANTM one girl had her long hair all chopped off to very short and she was crying...Jeff says he thinks he saw that...they talk about haircuts that Michele should wear...ironically Jordan mentions that if Michele wants bangs she should get hair extensions to have it longer, it would look better...Michele says nah, she's not going to do that because she could set her hair on fire at work, that's actually a legitimate concern…





Late night chat - Reaching out/Busy hands 

2:43-3am


Jeff, Jordan & Michele continue to talk about reality shows...Jeff mentions one of the girls from America's Next Top Model who cheated on her boyfriend, they went to Europe for modeling, they were partying with these European dudes in a hot tub and she ended up having sex with one of them and then she called her boyfriend back home to tell him, she was crying but he was very dramatic and had a really weird voice, he was like what'd you do? what happened? and she was told him she did it and he said you didn't! and she said she did, he called her a whore, it was so fu**ing funny, he was dying, it was the best, he was so dramatic, the girl said she did the worst thing ever, she told him, I dunno why she did that but he would have found out anyway.


Jeff talks about when they do the top reality moments on tv...Jordan remembers seeing the girl that fainted on ANTM, they recall some crazy moments on reality tv including the one where a girl took a dump on Flava of Love...Michele says can you imagine that happening in the house, she would walk out...Jordan says she would take a dump in Russell's pillow and send it to him...Jeff says whoa! and reaches back and strokes Jordan's face & hair...Jordan continues saying she would set it on fire...Jeff rubs Jordan's hair and says "relaxi taxi"🚕


Michele announces she is going to pee in her pants so she starts getting up to leave...meanwhile Jeff and Jordan are both doing some reaching for each other under the cover...Jordan smiles and turns towards Jeff and spoons him...Jeff giggles and Jordan makes a fart sound on his back...Michele leaves...Jordan says she is crazy...Jeff says she is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs 🤪 ..Jeff turns to lay on his back.


Jordan snuggles into Jeff and says "you know what I want?"...Jeff in a sexy manner says "what?"...Jordan says "to sit through"...Jeff rawrr's...Jordan continues "to sit through a thunderstorm"⛈️⛈️..Jeff says "yeah, those are the best"...Jordan sits up and says "and have it rain, but I want it to be outside sitting on a balcony and it raining and watching it thunder and lightning"...Jeff says "and do it?"...Jordan says "does everything have to end in doing it?"...Jeff says "what? wouldn't it be nice? just say yes...yes or no?"...Jordan lays back down and in a Jeff voice says "no"...Jeff says "no?"...Jordan grabs Jeff's face and says "no". Jeff turns his head away and says "whatever"...Jordan looks like she feels bad...Jeff reaches for her and touches her under the cover...Jordan reaches for his hand, smiles and lurches forward...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan mmm, mmm's (indicating no)...Jeff mmm, mmm's what?...they acknowledge Natalie laughing outside the room...something happens under cover and they do their "no" banter...Jeff pulls the cover over them and they kiss...and kiss...Jordan comes up for air and says she has her retainer in...Jeff says he loves it 😁...more "no" banter...


Jordan asks if it doesn't feel hotter in there?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan tells Jeff that he doesn't look like himself...Jeff asks who he looks like?...Jordan says in the dark he looks different...Jeff says "really? you like him better or worse"...Jordan says "huh? you look different"...Jeff says "who do you like better? this one or daytime?"...Jordan says "either one"...Jeff misunderstands and says "neither?"...Jordan asks if she looks the same in the dark?...Jeff says kinda...you look better LOL ...Jordan gasps uhhh and Jeff brings the cover over to bug her...Jordan says for real?...Michele walks back in and lets some light in and Jeff says "now you look normal"...Jordan says duh!...Jeff says "you look normal I think"


Rustling of the cover, some busy hands under cover too...Jordan seems to be "reaching" for Jeff  😉 and she says "wowzers"...Jeff mmm, hmm's/giggles, more movement then Jeff says what?...he giggles and says it's the same shit every day...Jordan says it is...Jeff says he knows, my God, get him out of this place...Jordan sits up and takes off her mic...Jeff complains his shoulder hurts...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's from all the reaching all over the place every night.


They are momentarily quiet but there is something going on under cover again, more rustling of the cover then they both seem to be doing "something" to make the other smile...they grin like cheshire cats and then Michele interrupts "the mood" to say that this week they should do some crazy dares WTF? They discuss what kinds of dares...Michele says no nudity.


Jordan asks Jeff if he would run around naked?...Jeff says naw...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't want that shit all over the place, you do something stupid here and you're fu**ed for the rest of your life...Jordan says skinny dipping?...Jeff says that isn't that bad but you don't want to do shit like that, he's not 18 years old ykwim?...


Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff tells Jordan she can go though, skinny dipping...Jordan says she would...Jeff says do it tomorrow...Jordan backtracks LOL and says he makes a good point she wouldn't do it here but somewhere...Jeff says "jury house?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "with all those yo-yo's?"...Jordan says yeah, she wouldn't care...Jeff says "why'd you show everybody that? really?"...Jordan says she would do it in the jury house (forgetting that the previous hour she said she wouldn't want to be a stripper showing her boobies  )...Jeff says "butt naked?"...More backtracking from Jordan, she says "umm, I don't know about butt naked, maybe with my underwear on"...Jeff says that's not skinny...Jordan says if she was going to go out in the ocean and it was dark, yeah she'd do it but she doesn't know...Jeff farts 🥴


Jordan says she knew he was going to do that...Jeff giggles about Jordan trying to smell it, she denies it...Jeff turns to lay on his tummy (his usual sleep position)...Michele says Jeff needs a lifetime supply of Beano...Jeff says he'll have to do a Gas-X commercial...Michele brings up who would do a herpes commercial...Jeff says he would, it would be better exposure...Michele sarcastically says that would get him lots of girls...Jeff recalls a Friends episode where Joey did a herpes commercial.

They quiet down and then Michele tells them it's almost 3am...Jeff says his goal is to be in the pool by 1pm...they all say goodnight to each other and finally get to sleep or so it seems...




Jejo play footsie

2:56am  


Jordan turns to face away from Jeff & touches Jeff's foot with hers...Jeff turns the other way as well and lays on his tummy, he is getting hot so he kicks off the comforter and exposes his lower legs along with Jordan's leg. Jordan & Jeff play footsie...cutest thing EVER! 





Will you rub my hair? 

3:01-3:05am


Just when it seems J&J have fallen asleep, Jordan turns back towards Jeff and asks him if he's sleeping?...Jeff says no, why, what's up?...Jordan asks if he will rub her hair?...Jeff doesn't seem to responsive so Jordan turns back the other way...Jeff says "you really want me to?"...Jordan says "no, don't worry about it"...Jeff tsks, turns and says he was comfy, can she do that when they're snuggling?...Jordan says "don't worry about it"...Jeff says it's too late, shut up and he starts rubbing...Jordan positions herself lower so they can spoon and says "there, we're snuggling"...Jeff puts his leg over Jordan and he keeps rubbing.


Just after the 3:15am mark Jeff starts slowing down...Jordan shifts around and Jeff asks her "what do you want?"...Jordan says "nothing, you look like you're falling asleep"...Jeff says no, he's getting tired but he'll rub...Jordan says he doesn't have to...Jeff leans in and gives her a kiss 💋 Jordan then rubs Jeff's hair...


It's hard to tell when Jeff actually stops rubbing but they do eventually fall asleep snuggling each other like this.





Under the cover dance ;) 

7:53-8:22am


Jordan has been called to the DR very early...she goes outside for a bit but then she goes back to bed.


@ the 7:53am mark Jeff stirs when she gets in bed and asks her if she's done?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says nice...Jordan puts her mic away and says her hair looks bad LOL


Jordan says "that was so weird, I heard that and I was like, I thought it was Thursday, no it's not Thursday but it is Thursday, I got confused"...they both settle in to sleep but they both seem restless and are unable to...


@ the 7:57am mark Jordan turns to face Jeff who is laying on his back, there's some readjusting of the cover, it seems like Jordan reaches for Jeff and they might be holding hands (?)...hard to tell...Jordan has secret smile #1...Jeff moves around a little, scratches his nose, Jordan readjusts her head...Jeff turns his head a couple of times


@ the 8:00am mark it sounds like Jeff is snoring lightly but he fidgets his feet...Jordan is clearly awake because her eyes can be seen blinking...Jeff shifts again and again.


@ the 8:03:20am mark big secret smile #2 from Jordan which lasts for a little bit...


@ just before the 8:04am mark secret smile #3... Jordan puts her leg over Jeff's and her hand seems to be shifting in a precarious spot...she buries her head in her Jeff's pillow...some more rustling and some movement of the cover in the southern regions, lol, and then just before the 8:05am mark Jeff flinches...twice...Jordan then turns back to her side...Jeff shifts and kicks the cover...Jordan is laying still while Jeff seems restless...


@ the 8:08am mark Jordan now shifts and touches her hair...Jeff shifts and then he turns to spoon with Jordan, he pulls her in close and they snuggle.


@ the 8:15am mark Jeff turns back the other way and lays on his side with his back to Jordan, he reaches back for Jordan's hand/arm...Jordan turns her head to acknowledge what he wants and then her arm can be seen under the cover moving onto Jeff's hip/leg area, after a little bit Jordan moves it away.


Just after the 8:17am mark Jordan once again turns back towards Jeff and spoons him this time, she reaches with her hand to hold/hug him...Jeff's hand/arm can be seeing moving to hold onto hers.


@ the 8:19am mark Jordan shifts back a little to touch her face and ear...Jeff's arm can be seen reaching back again to bring her back in (kind of like a non-verbal "where you going?") and her arm can be seen reaching over Jeff and snuggling close again.


@ the 8:21am mark Jordan turns back the other way and they finally seem to settle into sleep although Jeff is still restless.


(Even though most times it couldn't be seen, I personally think they both had a habit of having one hand on each other at all times while settling into sleep, they both needed that human touch from the other)





Jeff wakes up & rubs Jordan’s head 

9:53-9:55am


Super sweet and self explanatory. 🥰




Outside lockdown head rub

12:41-1pm


The HG's are outside not doing anything...Kevin & Natalie look to be resting/sleeping. Michele is munching on something noisily. 


Jordan is sitting on the first chair, Jeff is sitting on the couch closest to Jordan.


Cute moment at the 12:42 mark when Jeff yawns and then reaches over to Jordan and rubs her back...he lets go and then Jordan quickly reaches over and squeezes his calf (he has his legs up on the table)...just a little signal to the other that I'm here for ya )


@ the 12:47pm mark Jeff reaches over again and starts rubbing Jordan's back, she even gets the shivers, it's cute. Shortly after that Jordan pats Jeff's leg a few times, Jeff smiles and returns the favor on her back...Jordan leans over to lay her head on the armrest of the chair and Jeff starts rubbing her head. Jordan reaches for Jeff's leg/knee and occasionally rubs too. Jordan looks like she's in heaven...or still sleepy. ☺️


The rubbing goes on for awhile with no one saying a word.


Just before the 12:57pm mark Jeff stops momentarily and Jordan sits up. They say something to each other that is inaudible because a plane is flying overhead. Jeff sits up to take a drink of water, Jordan lays her head back down but then sits back up. Michele mumbles something weird about no talking (??) and then Jordan gets up and walks behind the couches to look at her face in the mirror.  She then goes and walks towards the pool and sits down with her feet in the pool.





Jordan had a dream about Jeff last night 

1:26-1:37pm


The HG's are on an outside lockdown. Jeff is sitting on the couches while Jordan is sitting with her legs in the pool. She is wearing Jeff's NY shirt. Jeff goes over to the pool, puts his legs in and starts throwing the mini ball back and forth with Jordan. The ball gets away from Jordan and she doesn't even attempt to get it, lol.


(This part is difficult to hear and they're not wearing their mics so it's not clear what they're saying, not sure this part is correct, lol) Jeff says his back hurts from sleeping so much...Jordan says that bed (SS room) is so uncomfortable...Jeff says you go to sleep though...Jordan says that at one point she did wake up but she thought she was dreaming...Jeff says no, you kept squeezing (?)...


Jordan says she had a dream about Jeff last night...Jeff says what about? Jordan smiles 😊 and Jeff smiles this big 😃 Jordan says "nothin" 😉

Jeff asks "was it good?" Jordan says it was ok...Jeff says "yeahhh, what was it?" Jordan says she can't tell anyone, she will tell him later...Jeff says why? when later? Jordan says she doesn't want to say it in there. Jeff says they don't have their mics on, lol. Jordan says there are mics there...Jeff says "was it dirty?" Jordan says no. Jeff says if it wasn't then why the hell can't she say it for...Jordan says she doesn't want to...Jeff says yes it was...


Jordan says then she had a dream she was getting her hair done at a salon and her toes and nails done. She asked her mom how much it was and it was $100 and she was ok. Jeff asks if that is how much they cost, she says no, that was just in her dream.


They get quiet for a minute and then Jeff says "what was the dream about?" 😛 Jordan tries to shush him but Jeff persists, he says to just give him a clue...Jordan says "it was just me and you" Jeff 😃 "Where were we?" Jordan says "not here" Jeff says "but it was nice?" Jordan says "at first it was" Jeff says "but then we got in a fight?" Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "what happened?" Jordan - 😎 Jeff says "whattt?" Jordan says "I don't wanna talk about it" Jeff says "me and you in this house?" Jordan says it wasn't in this house, me and you were out in the real world...Jeff says he knows but she doesn't want to talk about it in this house so he won't know ever...Jordan says he will know finale night if you want...Jeff says how the fuck is he going to remember...it was a dream, who cares...fire it...Jordan doesn't budge...Jeff says she knows she is going to tell him so she just might as well say it...Jordan says maybe she will tell him later...Jeff asks what are they doing right now...Jordan says being bored, talking...


Jeff goes to lay down on the pool chair, Jordan says she is going to get in, she's hot and sweating...Jeff tells her to come over there in the shade, Jordan says it's still hot there, Jeff says not as much...she gets up and Jeff says "why don't you just wait"...Jordan gets in and says "you get so mad" (Jeff still doesn't like her getting in the pool with her clothes on and now she has his clothes on, lol) Jeff mumbles something and then says never mind...


Secret smile @ 1:33:50 pm


They chit chat about not having their mics, the lockdown and then the lockdown ends...





Weather comparison/My brothers birthday too

2:09-2:16pm


Jeff & Jordan are out tanning in the BY, Jordan is on the hammock, Jeff is on the blue raft in the pool...just after the 12:09pm mark they start chatting when Jordan says it's hot out...Jeff says not like it has been but it's humid...Jordan says imagine if you had to work construction?...Jeff says he knows, he always thinks about that...Jordan says her brother has to always work outside in landscaping, he comes home all the time and he's soaked...Jeff says imagine the construction guys they have to work in the blazing heat and then work in the freezing cold...Jordan says yeah but they would like working out there because in the winter it doesn't get freezing cold...Jeff says it's nice and cool.


Jeff says in Chicago it's fu**ing brutal cold out...Jordan says "does it get in the negative?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "it does?"...Jeff says sometimes, with the wind chill for sure...Jordan says at home if there's barely any snow they close the schools...Jeff says really?...Jordan says even if there's only an inch of snow and barely any ice, they call off school, they act like it's such a big deal...Jeff says for them they never cancel school, even in a blizzard, he'd be so pissed, his ma wouldn't drive him in the snow so she'd make him walk to school, he'd say forget it but she'd say you better go...Jordan laughs and says "you'd have to walk?"...Jeff says yeah, even in crazy snow, people get their late and all sorts of shit, it's such a mess, everything is wet & muddy and it's just gross...Jeff says "I hate winter...yuck".


Jeff says she doesn't understand, you can't breathe, when he gets back it will be like winter almost...Jordan says when he gets back at the end of September is it already cool?...Jeff says it will be fall, yes it will be cool, the nights will be cool, you have to wear jeans and a sweatshirt, it will be in the 50's...Jordan says she thinks 50's are freezing...Jeff says nah, it'll be alright, you can wear whatever you want in the fall, it's usually not too cold in the beginning, you can be fine wearing a jacket or not...Jeff says "fall is nice, I like fall plus it's football season and all the trees are orange and stuff".


Jeff says that Jordan has a pretty good climate where she's at...Jordan says "my brother's birthday is October 27th"...Jeff says "that's my brother's birthday!"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "nuh uh"...Jeff says "I swear"...Jordan says "your middle or older?"...Jeff says "older...holy shit"...Jordan is at a loss for words with the coincidence and then says sometimes it is freezing, one year she wore a turtleneck, but one Halloween it wasn't really that cold...Jeff says "that's crazy that your brother's birthday is the same as mine" 😊


Jordan asks if he has people in his family that have close birthdays? Jordan explains that her sister & her grandpa have the same, June 29th and so on...Jeff says his family they are all more spread out, he says her family is closer than his, his ma's birthday is 3 days away from Jordan's, his brother is the same day as her brother, he giggles...Michele has come outside to join in suntanning...Jeff asks when Jordan's sister's birthday is...Jordan says June 29th, her boyfriend's is June 10th...Michele pipes in saying she's June 16th...Jordan asks what she did...Michele probably lies about what she did 🤨..Jordan says she & her family used to go eat at a Japanese place...





Finding Jordan in the GR 

3:28-3:31pm


Jeff has been outside catching some sun after being in the pool...he goes inside @ the 3:28pm mark and goes looking for Jordan, he heads straight to the GR where Jordan has been taking a nap. Jeff walks in and says "what's up Johrdan?"...Jordan stirs and says "nothing"...Jeff asks Jordan "why'd you come in here?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, it wasn't sunny oustide...Jeff takes off his flip-flops and leans over Jordan to kiss her, Jordan taps Jeff's neck, lol, they kiss...Jordan mmm's...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing, what are you laughing at?"...Jordan pushes Jeff down and says "you"...Jeff smells himself and asks if he smells?...Jordan smells herself and says "no, you don't" LOL


Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan lays down on Jeff's leg and asks how it is outside? Jeff says hot and lays down on Jordan's leg. Jordan says to not look at her face, it's breaking out. Jeff looks at Jordan in only the way he can...


Jordan asks if Jeff is hot? his legs feel hot...Jeff says he was just lying in the sun and you know where you get to the point where you're hot and it's over? he was like "it's over", he couldn't lay there anymore.


Jordan says he still looks tanned. Jeff says "yeah? I got a little bit today?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says tomorrow he'll finish the job...Jordan hands Jeff a pillow to put behind his head, she says she loves these pillows...Jeff says they're so soft...Jordan says "you're all about the softness Jeff...so soft"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan gets comfy but Jeff decides to go change shorts because they're wet and he wants to workout later, he'll be back, he leaves…





That’s the funk/Jordan pulled a Melendez/John Gotti dinner 

3:32-3:43pm


Jeff returns to the GR where Jordan has been laying waiting for him to come back. Jeff says "Johrdan...Hi Johrdan" and he sits down by Jordan. Jordan says she's sleepy and lifts up her arm over her head...Jeff reaches down to pretend smell her...Jordan says "nooo! don't smell"...Jeff lays down opposite her and says "you stinky"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says she's got a little bit of funk...Jordan laughs and then Jeff laughs...Jordan says she was sweating from being out there, she swears she won't be stinky when she leaves there...Jeff says that's the funk baby.

Jeff starts slapping/patting Jordan's butt and he says he loves how she jumps when he first touches her...Jordan says well that scared her, she grabs onto Jeff's calf/leg…


...Jeff asks what she thought it was...Jordan says she doesn't know, she wasn't expecting it...Jeff keeps doing it...Jordan keeps holding onto his leg...


Jeff says how funny it is that Kevin stays down there instead of up in his HOH...Jordan says when she walked by them they were all silent & whispering and it was awkward...Jeff says give the HOH to him if he doesn't want it...Jordan says that Michele told her that Kevin was locking the room now ever since she took a nap in his room...Jeff says "oh really?"...Jordan sits up and re-tells the what Michele told her about the HOH room...Jeff asks why would she go up there?...Jordan shrugs her shoulders and whispers "she's so weird"...Jeff says it's over, he starts imitating how Michele mumbles and he can't hear & can't understand a word she's saying...Jordan is amused, lol...


Jordan says really? that's so funny...Jeff says "whaddya mean really? you don't know?"...Jordan in Jeff accent says "I do know" and she laughs. Jeff puts his leg on her neck and pushes her down…


Jordan gets red in the face, says Jefff!, laughs and says no!...Jeff eases up and laughs...Jordan sits up and puts her hair in a clip...Jeff pretend smells her again as a joke and Jordan says "you smell it? when you raise my arm you can smell my armpits? shut up, you can't...quit trying to act like I'm a smelly person"...Jeff sits up to smell her saying lemme see, Jordan grabs his face saying no! don't smell me...Jeff lays back down...Jordan says she probably stinks...Jeff says probably?...Jordan says "lemme smell your armpits"...she bends over and does, she says "no, you don't stink" LOL Jeff says he doesn't even have deodorant...Jordan laughs and says his Dove doesn't work...Jeff says it doesn't work when you need medication deodorant...Jordan says the medication is for sweating...Jeff says what about the men's deodorant?...Jordan says she didn't feel like putting it on, she wanted to smell like a woman...Jeff says she smells like a fucking construction worker...Jordan gasps and laughs...Jordan says "you're a b....a hoorah!...no, that's only for a girl right?" Jeff asks if she was going to call him a bitch because she said b....Jordan says she was trying to think of something and she couldn't.


Jordan asks what Jeff is going to cook tonight...Jeff says nothing for her...Jordan says yeahh! you always have to cook for me...Jeff says she abandoned him...Jordan denies it...Jeff says where'd she go today, he was like "Johrdan" and she was gone...Jordan says "you didn't know I left? I'm like your friend sneaky, sneaky, just get up and leave"...Jeff says Jordan pulled a Melendez.


Jeff's stomach growls and Jordan asks if it's his...Jeff says yes...Jordan tells Jeff to not work out until later so he can hang out with her...Jeff says he will...Jordan lays down saying she wants to work out today, walk...she holds onto Jeff's arm...Jeff says they can hang out for a little bit then he can go work out in an hour and a half when the sun goes down and it gets cooler, then he can work out, then if she comes out he'll walk with her and he'll do his abs with her...Jordan says deal. Jordan starts patting and rubbing Jeff's tummy.


Jeff says then they'll shower and get ready and cook a John Gotti dinner...Jordan wants to know what the John Gotti dinner is tonight...Jeff says whatever she wants, he'll rock it out, he wants to use the grill while he can...Jordan asks grilled chicken? Jeff says whatever she wants...Jordan asks about BBQ'ed grilled chicken...Jeff says he could do that or he could do BBQ pork and lemon chicken or vice versa...Jordan says either one or they could have pitas...Jeff says they have no more pita pockets, it's over for the pita pockets...Jordan says everything is over...Jeff says Jeff is over so they might as well cancel the show...he laughs and says Jeff's gone, show's over...Jordan says Jeff & Jordan...Jeff says Jeff & Jordan is gone, it's over.


Jordan asks Jeff if they had not have gotten rid of Russell would they be in the same situation...Jeff thinks he would have made a move, he thinks it was a good move, all they had to do was win the POV and they didn't, he didn't. Jordan says she didn't. Jeff says he wasn't expecting her to, he was expecting him to.


They are quiet for a bit and then Jordan says "you shaved, that's what's different...he shaved today"...Jeff says he did before he went outside...Jordan knew something looked different...Jeff says worse? she likes it better unshaven...Jordan says she likes it when it's a little scruffy, he looks cute, she likes it either way but she likes him scruffy. They are quiet again and Jordan is stealing glances at Jeff...she pats Jeff again and asks if it's really cloudy right now...Jeff says no, it's the same, it's still sunny, you can see the shadow.





All about Mookie

3:43-3:46pm 


Jeff & Jordan are laying down in the GR talking. Jordan says she doesn't want to talk about "it" anymore in the DR because "we lost, it sucks" Jeff says "it hurts" Jordan says "it's over". They start laughing. Jordan pauses and smiles to herself and does the Mookie pfffssssssttt sound with Jeff's hand motion. Jeff does the hand motion saying pork choptsssss. They laugh. Jordan does the tsssssss sound again with the hand. Jordan wants Jeff to do his hand motion, to do it again...


Jeff says what are we going to eat tonight?


Barbecued chicktsssssss (w/ hand motion). They laugh again. Jordan says she doesn't know why but she thinks it's so funny. Jeff says he doesn't know why either, she'd fu**ing love Mookie. Jeff says "he is fu**ing annoying this kid, dude, he's the most annoying person ever but you laugh at him" Jordan is laughing non-stop...Jeff says he laughs at him but everyone else wants to strangle him on a daily basis even he wants to kill him sometimes but when you want to kill him he runs and he hides, he's just so skinny and harmless...Jordan says like lanky? Jeff says yeah, and he's so fu**ing annoying, he's the worst!  😝


Jeff says Mookie downloaded a program on his iPhone that is just the highest pitch sound ever and it just goes eeeeeeeeeeeee (feedback sound)....it's really high, you'll be like dude, what's that noise...he does it on his phone so he comes and talks to you and you're like wtf is that and you're like dude, what is that fu**ing noise man? and you don't know that it's from his phone, he just walks around the office with it on...Jeff tells him, dude, I'm going to break that fu**ing thing in half and he thinks it's so funny...he's one of those guys that downloads all the fart sounds on his phone.


Jeff says Jordan & Mookie would be BFF's. 😄

Jordan says Jeff would probably want to kill both of them because he can just handle her sometimes, not all the time. Jeff says he could handle her, sometimes he gets frustrated....





Jeff and patience/Champion ab/Jordan likes to be rubbed now 

3:46-3:55pm


After talking about Mookie, Jordan brings up how much Jeff can handle her, this leads Jeff to bring up yesterday when Jeff was teaching Jordan how to play solitaire. Jeff says that yesterday he didn't fu**ing get pissed, she was acting like she knew it was coming or something and he didn't even get pissed, that's what was getting him pissed.


Jordan says with the cards?...even Michele says he loses his patience really easy, she could tell in his voice, she figured if she did that then he would quit being so abrasive...Jeff says she did it 10 times, he noticed she was doing it, she could stop doing it, he noticed...stop acting like she's so frustrated cuz he didn't even do anything...Jordan says "yes, you were raising your voice at me" Jeff says he wasn't...Jordan says he was, he gets...he says Jordan! what needs to go over there! and then she's like ok, hang on, calm down.


Jeff wants to run back the videotape because everytime he told her flip over 3 card and don't touch it, the first 10 times she did it, she flipped over and looked through them all and he kept saying it 10 times, wtf was she not getting there...they look at each other, Jeff pretends to punch her...they smile and Jeff says "it's over, whatever and you learned"...Jordan says she did...Jeff says "and I didn't get pissed"...Jordan says he does sometimes...Jeff says he didn't though yesterday, he was trying to keep it cool. They snuggle closer...Jeff asks if she wants to get in there (armpit)...she does and Jeff starts rubbing her hair.


Jordan shifts a little and says Jeff is trying to sniff her armpits, isn't he? Jeff laughs and says no way...Jeff stops rubbing and Jordan says for him to continue playing with her hair...Jeff says he has been all morning...Jordan says no, he hasn't!


Jeff points out to Jordan one of his abs...he says "this ab tries harder than all my rest (he laughs)...he's the champion of the group, what's wrong with that guy all the time, he's always achieving for success, everyone needs to be more like him" Jordan laughs.

Jordan asks if Jeff got fatter after graduating high school or stronger? Jeff says stronger going into college. Jordan asks if he had a six-pack...Jeff says no, he was just thicker everywhere...Jordan says he looked different in his graduation picture.


Jordan says her highest level of achievement was high school and she felt like a goof (when filling out the paperwork for the show). Jeff keeps rubbing and says he gave her an hour of scratch time so far on her head so when he asks for his back scratch he doesn't want to hear any lip. Jordan has a couple of secret smiles. :)


Jeff asks if Jordan ever liked her hair scratched before...Jordan says it was ok...Jeff says now she likes it? he laughs...Jordan says she especially likes it after she wears her hair in a ponytail...Jeff says the same for when he wears hats...Jordan starts making farting noises in Jeff's armpit...Jeff asks if she wants him to cut out some armpit hair and leave it for her so when she's feeling lonely she can jump into it...Jordan says ewww, that's gross, she doesn't want that...Jeff says it was just a thought...Jordan says she's going to sneak something into his BB bag but he can't look until...Jeff says to wait until he's close to finished packing...Jordan says she will help him...they get quiet...


Jordan says she wishes she could write something for him but they won't let them...Jeff says she could record a message for him in the DR...Jordan says she is, she already prepared, she asks if he did? Jeff says no because she isn't going anywhere and he likes to wing it anyway...Jordan says it better be good or she'll be mad...Jeff says why? she won't even hear it. Quiet again.

More banter about if they smell and what they smell like. (they love this! lol)





Jeff’s list of things he hates 

3:55pm


Jeff & Jordan are in the GR chilling and talking, Jeff asks Jordan how she can lay down in wet pants? Ugh

Jeff says put it on the list, I hate it, wet pants, laying down. Check! ✔️


Jordan says what else do you hate? Jeff says you!


Jordan says no, what else? Jeff says he told her everything already, Jordan forgot...


Jeff says peanut butter & jelly in the same jar...Jordan says yeah that's right...Jeff laughs. Jordan says wet pants...Jeff says Lincoln Technical Institute commercials...Jordan says yep...Jeff says people with their socks all sideways, people who tuck their tongues in their shoes...Jeff says dude, I got a lot of them...Jordan says whiners...Jeff says uh, I hate whiners...Jordan does her cartoon voice and Jeff tries to shut her mouth because he hates that voice, lol.





If you’re watching this...you Gawn!

3:56-4:01pm 


Jordan complains she has a gas bubble. Jeff asks if it's heartburn...Jordan says no...Jeff pats her strongly on the back and Jordan says "what's that gonna do Jeff?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, he thought it might move the air bubble...Jordan sits up, Jeff shows her how to breathe to relieve it, then he asks if she wants him to kick her in the chest...she says no, don't...Jordan repeats it's gas...Jeff asks nervous gas? Jordan says "it's probably I'm upset...gas" LOL


Jordan clips her hair up and then punches Jeff in the leg, she says she saw his nose flare up, why'd he do that?...they goof around a bit with Jordan saying beat it, you're outta here...Jeff puts his foot up near her head and says not till Thursday, don't get cocky, he then scissor locks her head with his legs and tickles her...she gets red in the face and screeches no...Jeff laughs and let's go. Jordan groans loudly and starts punching Jeff, by the third punch Jeff says eyyyyy and she stops, he tells her to not get crazy.


Jeff asks if she's ever seen Scarface, she says no and then says in her NJ accent "the do-gooders"...Jeff doesn't know where that is from...Jordan then does her Renny "St. Mary!"...Jeff says he's surprised they don't let Jordan talk to her...Jordan wishes she could, she would be her BFF...they smile at each other and then Jordan says she should say that in her goodbye message.


Jeff asks "what are you going to say?"...Jordan says she has so much she wants to say...Jeff says they told him it was a bunch...Jordan says there's so much, she was going to say we lost, it hurts, it's over...Jeff laughs...but she thinks people might not get it, only they will and people will think she's trying to be sentimental (Jeff thinks sarcastic, lol) but she thought she might throw that in for his buddies, they'll think it's funny. Jeff says to not worry about that, just make it for him and he'll get it and people will know because he's said it 8000 times.


Jordan says she was going to say it's over or we gawn. Jeff laughs and then says "if you're watching this you gawn" they crack up...Jeff says that is how he's going to start his "Jordan, if you're watching this you gawn" they keep laughing...Jordan says she's going to start hers that way...Jeff says for sure, me too, that's exactly how he's starting "Jordan if you're watching this you gawwn, I don't know what happened". Jordan says at the end she was going to put "love you Gucc, TTYN", she laughs…


Jeff says she's going to make a big fu**ing joke and he'll be so pissed off, he won't like it when he sees it...Jordan says he better laugh at all of hers because then it won't be funny...Jeff says he will only watch it at the jury house? Jordan says no, you watch them with Julie...Jeff asks if she's sure...Jordan explains how it was done in seasons past, remember how Ollie asked April to be his girlfriend when she was evicted? Jeff says aww, cute. 🤨


Jordan says she will be "alright TTYN!", she laughs and says she will have so many jokes in there it won't make sense...Jeff seems to get a bit sad and says I'll get it...Jordan says she wants to get all of it in, as much as she can...Jeff says "I'll get 'em" then gets quiet...Jordan says "Jeff, if you're watching this you gawn"...Jeff says that's how hers is starting for sure…






Jeff says I’m not Gucci, I’m different 

4:02-4:17pm


Jordan says if she does stay she's going to fight, fight, fight...Jeff asks her if she wants his cheerleading outfit? Jordan doesn't get the sarcasm, Jeff says it's because she sounds like a cheerleader with her fight, fight, fight!


Jordan says she doesn't need his sarcasm right now...she says she is going to fight, he doesn't believe in her...Jeff exhales deeply...Jordan says he doesn't, he doesn't think she's going to make it...Jeff asks for a nice massage?...Jordan says no, because he doesn't think she'll make it...Jeff says "I brought" then catches himself and says "we're this far...of course I believe in you...c'mon you're doing a massage for me", he turns to his lay on his belly...Jordan says he thinks that the only reason why is he brought her this far...Jeff says "no, you fu**ing helped, you're such a loser, why do you think that?"...Jordan just thinks it, she really does...Jeff says "oh well, I don't control what you think".


Jordan starts rubbing...she complains about the pimples on her face and she doesn't feel like doing anything...Jeff asks if his back is super white? Jordan says not really...she asks what time was it when he came in? Jeff says 3:30.


Jeff closes his eyes and they both settle in for a long rub/scratch...they are quiet...Jordan pats him and Jeff protests, she keeps going...Jordan says she hates getting locked in the HOH room...Jeff says he just tries to go to sleep...Jeff says at least they both got HOH...Jordan says right at the end...Jordan says on a positive note if Jeff hadn't have gotten the Coup they would have been out a long time ago and had a pity party, they've made it a lot further, it just sucks because you think about the money and her thing is she feels if Jeff is gone and she stays she might be out next week and she wants that money and if Jeff is not here she wants it and vice versa...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she doesn't know who to trust...Jeff says go with Michele.


Jordan starts wondering about Kevin...she starts whispering inaudibly...Jeff says right, you might sneak by...Jordan doesn't know if Michele will take her...Jeff says she will, both her and Natalie will take her, he says the key is Kevin gone.


Jeff laments the Can comp thinking maybe if Kevin had won the Can comp then he would have taken Russell out and Jeff would have been available for the Smores comp, etc. Jeff says what if's? everything happens for a reason.


They go over the what if's...Jeff says you can what if all day...Jordan says they made it top 5...Jeff says you can't beat yourself up about what if's...they both agree it will make them mad if Kevin wins...Jordan keeps whispering, it's hard to hear but it's mostly game talk...Jeff says don't beat yourself up, whatever happens happens, just win if you want to make it...Jordan says she doesn't do good under pressure...Jeff says then hope for the best.


Jordan says she put a Milky Way in the freezer, does he want half? Jeff says it sounds good but maybe later tonight, he put a Snickers in there. Jordan secret smiles a couple of times as she rubs...Jeff giggles and says he was thinking about her goodbye message...Jordan says what were you going to say? tell me...Jeff says he doesn't know, he was just laughing, thinking about jokes...if his message were to come on and he would say "hey stupid!"...they laugh...Jeff says "hey stupid, if you're watching this you gawn!" everyone would be like what a fu**ing asshole...Jordan says she's going to say "hey Gucci, if you get this you gawn"...Jeff says "don't call me Gucci"...Jordan says why?...Jeff says she never calls him Gucci, he's not Gucci...Jordan says she calls everybody Gucc...Jeff says "I'm not Gucci, I'm different"...Jordan says Lincoln?...Jeff says don't say that...Jordan rubs and smiles and pats Jeff...rub's over...


Jeff says noooo....Jordan says she rubbed a long time...Jeff says that was like 10 minutes...Jeff turns to face Jordan and just looks at her sweetly (like only he can)...Jordan gets unnerved, lol, and says what? don't look at me like that...Jeff says why?...Jordan says she knows he's looking at her broken out face (yeah right, your beautiful eyes more like it)...it makes her feel kinda weird...Jordan bends over towards Jordan to shield her face and says "don't look Jeff"...