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Day 10 of BB13 Feeds

Updated: Sep 9, 2023

July 16


Bedtime game talk Part 1

1:21 - 1:34 AM


Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room...Jeff is in bed...Jordan is getting ready for bed...they are talking game, how the vote went, who did the hinky votes...Jordan says they won't find out until finale, no one knows and you can't trust anybody, it's BB...Jordan says they're all going crazy trying to figure it out but she doesn't think they'd suspect Shelly...Jordan says she liked talking to Cassi but B&R are in her ear telling her not to trust her...Jeff says they need to relax...Jordan says she wants to talk to Cassi...Jeff says "so talk to her"...Jordan says she does but she feels bad because she feels two faced...Jeff says that he's told Brendon there's no need to for him to police Jordan talking to her, they're talking like friends, it's not game talk, what does it matter? the only thing talking to her can do is benefit them...Jordan says nobody likes her...Jeff says girls are very catty...Jeff says if someone is going to put him up, why not try to sway them...


Jordan says that when Rachel tells her what Jeff is doing (with Cassi) she starts thinking what's Jeff doing? it drives her crazy...Jeff says "don't ugh don't listen to her"...Jeff says let Rachel worry about Brendon doing something, don't worry about him...Jordan says she knows Jeff wouldn't do anything...Jeff says "no shit I wouldn't do anything"...Jeff says to not listen to her, she's insecure...people are getting too bananas over this, they're not even through this week yet.

Jordan doesn't think Dani is threatened by her...Jeff says she's worried about her though but he could say the same for her, what is she doing with Dom all the time?...they count the votes this week, 9 people vote, they need 5 votes...Jordan asks if Jeff wants the lights off?...Jeff doesn't care, he was listening to music relaxing...Jordan says she told Dom that on finale night they're going out to have fun, they'll go to Saddle Ranch and dance...Jeff says Cabo...Jordan says Cabo! margaritas.


Jeff wants to turn on ESPN for a little bit...Jeff asks "where are you"...Jeff waits while Jordan preps for bed...Jeff says it's weird, it feels like he's watching tv...Jeff says that shower is so nice...Jordan looks at their picture and says aww, that's such a good picture, she loves it...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she misses her mom...Jeff says "beezay"...Jordan says she just wants to say hey, her mom would says "hey beezay, what are you doing?"...Jordan shuts off the lights and gets in bed...they talk about Peyton, how he is for sure watching...Jordan thinks Stewie got Showtime AD for them...Jeff thinks it might be on too late for them...they are sure he watches all the episodes…



Bedtime game talk Part 2

1:34 - 1:45 AM


Jeff and Jordan continue their bedtime talk...they talk about how Peyton will be excited to watch them...Jordan sits down in bed...Jordan says that Shelly was talking to her by the hot tub,she told Jordan that Rachel was getting on everyone's nerves and that when Brenchel are nomination there's going to be drama, Shelly swore to Jordan that she would never put up Jeff, she'd like to see them go far ...Jeff says "oh, she's so nice" Jordan says that Shelly said that no one wants to put JeJo up


Jordan continues talking game to Jeff about the veto and who will use it or not...Jeff spies Cassi on the spy screen and says that she's freaking out because Dom is gone and she doesn't know who to trust...Jordan says she told Cassi she was considering putting her up...Jeff knows that but doesn't know what all the hubbub is about...Jordan says people are making it more dramatic...Jeff agrees, it's exhausting...Jordan says everybody is bored...Jeff isn't understanding...Jordan says people are jealous...Jeff says he likes it when people don't bother him LOL


Jeff says all he heard today is Cassi this and that, dude relax, her and Jordan are talking, what is the big deal?...Jordan says they were talking about everything, Cassi is in some music videos, even the main girl in a Kenny Chesney video, Jordan explains a little about that...Jeff says for themselves, he thinks they're fine...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says if they can get Cassi to like them there's no harm in that...Jordan says Cassi does like them, "they" are pissed because she's talking to her...Jeff says exactly, are they pissed because they have another person, is Rachel jealous? he's not going to stop talkiing to someone that can help him, it can't hurt him...Jordan says they're saying Cassi is a liar...Jeff says if they win they can put her up, he doesn't care...Jordan says she feels bad because she feels catty, she feels like she's in the middle of both sides...Jeff says that Jordan has to tell Rachel she's not talking game to Cassi...FiSH...


Jeff talks about a conversation he had with Brendon, he wants him to tone down the talking, what's the problem? they're trying to swing someone...Jordan says Brenchel want her out more, she's gorgeous ...Jeff says Cassi isn't spinning his head with game...Jordan says well, look at her...Jeff says "dude, wtf does that have to do with anything?"...Jordan says "well, Jeff it's girls, girls like, when there's a pretty girl"...Jeff says when it's half a million dollars on the line, it's a vote, what is everyone seeing?

Jordan says girls are catty...Jeff says not to buy into it, he doesn't mind if she talks to Cassi...Jordan says she likes her, she's not the one that's jealous of her...Jeff says it's ok, he'll defend her, he sees green not people last time they coasted through and luckily, he doesn't know how they got through and she won, this time they're playing smart and strategic, let others get pissed and be jealous and let themselves knock each other out, he thinks they're doing good, it's only 14 days in...


Jordan says she's talking and trying...Jeff says she is, they want to make friends with people...Jordan says Brenchel are kicking themselves in the butt...Jeff doesn't want to do the same thing...Jordan says she doesn't want to be seen like that, she's more like Cassi, normal and some of the things Rachel does she doesn't want people to think she's like Rachel, being mean and stuff...Jeff gets it...Jordan says she doesn't want to seem two-faced...


Jeff says the five of them will talk tomorrow and tell them they need to relax with the Cassi thing, he'll tell them that if Jordan can talk to her and befriend her in case she does win next week, what is the fu**ing problem with that? because she's good looking and Rachel wants her out? that's the dumbest fu**ing thing he's ever heard...Jordan says she said people are threatened...FISH...Jordan explains that when there's girls and men...Jeff rawrs like a cat LOL...Jordan says "are you listening to me?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan explains again that women get jealous...Jeff says that's insecurity...Jordan says she's not saying her...Jeff says he knows but don't buy into that bullshit, he understands that he doesn't want to piss off their alliance but why not try to get in with her if it will prevent them from going up instead of holding a catty grudge, what harm is it doing? the only harm is if Jordan slips and says here's our alliance...Jordan says "I never said that"...feeds switch off...




Bedtime stories - spider, bird, squirrel and gas station

2:13 - 2:21 AM


The feeds switch back to the HOH room just before the 2:14am mark...Jeff and Jordan have finished talking game, they're laughing telling stories

Jeff is saying "that thing" was huge...Jordan says it was so funny because she was driving and didn't know what it looked like and for Jeff to say "whoa that's a big spider" she thought, oh man, this must be serious...Jeff says they were so lucky the spider was right there by the door when he opened it, it could have went anywhere in the car, if it ran they would've had to take everything out of the car until they found it...Jordan giggles about how Maggie jumped out of the car and Jeff had to wrap the spider up in a towel...Jeff says he had to fire himself up cuz that thing was gross Jordan giggles about leaving the towel in the parking lot...Jeff says "yeah forget it, I didn't want to see what it looked like, I was out of there"...Jordan shudders...Jeff says he was still freaked out while driving, he told Maggie to get in the back seat, he wouldn't go back there LOL Jordan says it must've gotten in off the beach chairs...Jeff agrees...


Jordan tells the story of a girl from work, who's deathly afraid of spiders, she was in the shower shampooing her hair, a spider came down from a web and when she opened her eyes, she freaked out and grabbed the shower curtain and knocked the pole (rod) down (poor girl lol)


Jeff asks if he told Jordan the story of Mimmo's dad & the skunk...Jordan says yes, it was hilarious...Jeff asks if she told her about the time they called him for the bird in the basement?...Jordan says no, to tell her...Jeff says it was afer the skunk, no it was a possum...Jeff tells the story of how Mimmo called Jeff one morning before school and told him there was a bird in their basement, he had to come get it LOL they giggle...Jeff says "like I was there fu**in, whatever...exterminator"...Jeff says he walked over there and asked where it was?...Jeff says it was by the bar, it must've come in through a back window...Jeff told Mimmo to get him a towel so it would just relax...Jordan says "you and the towels" Jordan giggles...Jeff says "because I don't wanna touch shit dude" LOL! what's he gonna do? go and strangle the bird? (he wanted to) make it relaxed...Jordan is killing herself giggling...


Jeff says he went to the bar, Mimmo's mom is there and Vit Tan Don is little and Mimmo is walking behind him and asked him what he was going to do?...Jeff says he would throw the towel over the bird and grab it...to clarify Jeff says that he was more freaked out about the spider than the bird LOL...Jeff explains he just wanted to throw the towel nicely over the bird so as not to scare it or knock over bottles Jeff says when he got close the bird took off to the other side of the room and Mimmo jumped back and wailed, Vit Tan Don froze and wailed too, Jeff says he almost pissed his pants because everyone's face was like this -- HA!


Jeff says they acted like it was the grim reaper, it was just a bird...Jeff says then it flew into the corner of the bathroom, they all turned white and couldn't move, they were freaking out, Jeff was telling them it's a bird, why were they freaking, he finally got it in the corner of the shower, he let it free outside and Mimmo said he would never touch that thing...Jordan says she could see him going "dude, that was..." FISH...


When the feeds return Jordan is very animated telling the story of when a squirrel, who apparently was being kept as a pet by Megan's family, attacked Megan, her sister Chrissy and Peyton things got a little hysterical but Megan called her mom and she saved the day the squirrel was let go...Jeff says "you can't keep wild animals"...


Jordan then tells the story of when her and Megan were around 16, they went to put gas at the gas station, Megan got out and was distracted, she forgot to put the car in Park and the car, with Jordan in it, started rolling away, Megan chased after it and Jordan froze, didn't think to put the car in Park, she just laughed so hard, it was quite the scene ...Jordan asks Jeff, couldn't you see her and Megan doing that?...Jeff says he actually can...Jordan giggles and calms down, she sighs...Jeff says "whoa, you got real excited there"...




Bedtime stories - pooping & farting

2:21 2:37 AM


Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jordan is calming down after excitedly telling a story...Jeff gazes at Jordan ♥.

Jeff is getting sleepy and asks what time it is?...Jordan doesn't know, maybe 2?...Jordan says she needs a sleeping pill, she ate a brownie...Jeff says he ate so much shit today, he needs to straighten up...they lay quietly...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear and asks if Jeff is going to bed...Jeff says "I'm just chillin love ♥ ...you got a little too crazy and I had to calm down"...Jordan asks "why because I was laughing?"...Jeff says Jordan was screaming the stories and she busted his head open lol...Jordan says "Jeffff"...


Jordan complains her stomach is still hurting...Jeff says she hasn't said anything about her "thing"...Jordan says she has been taking Advil all day...Jeff says he took the last one but there's more downstairs...Jordan giggles saying thanks for letting her know...


Jordan says she thinks everyone was pooped from the competition today...Jeff says he thinks everyone pooped in there today LOL they agree everyone came up to the HOH bathroom and pooped...Jordan says Brendon even took up the bible to read while pooping :/Jeff says everyone is real comfortable with them...Jordan says Lawon was blowing the toilet up...Jordan says the other day Rachel was up there shaving Brendon's head while Jordan was pooping and it was loud but Rachel said it was ok LOL Jeff says that Rachel farted in front of him & Adam and told them not to tell Brendon because she doesn't fart in front of him, Jeff says "omg, how do you not fart in front of somebody" LOL ...Jordan says "my stomach would be upset if I didn't fart around you ...they would think we're absolutely disgusting, there's days when we sit on the couch, Sundays when we eat all day"...Jeff says "I know, we are gross"

Jordan says they watch movies, stay in PJ's and just stuff their face and fart all day...Jeff says it's better, he hates going on a first date and as soon as they leave you (let them rip in the car), it's the worst...Jordan says a guy she dated wouldn't talk to her after he got grossed out by her...Jeff giggles...Jordan says her mom got real mad (? at who?)...Jeff says not to do that on the first date at least, he just remembers doing that in the car once she left...Jordan tells the story of needing to fart and pee, she staying over at a guys house with a bunch of girls (nothing like "that")...Jeff jokingly calls Jordan a little whore...Jordan says shut up and continues lol, she says she knows the guy heard her noises coming from the bathroom...


Jordan explains it was a Jack & Jill bathroom, basically a shared bathroom but with two sinks...Jeff asks why it's called that?...Jordan doesn't know but her mom always called it that...Jeff says he never heard of that...Jeff says Jordan's mom is like the Waterboy mom, she just makes up stuff and the kids believe it and just go along with it...Jordan says she really does think it's called Jack & Jill, people back home call it that...Jeff says it probably is called that but still, whatever Jordan's mom says they say mmm, hmm...Jordan says no, she doesn't...Jeff quotes a Waterboy movie line, "my momma says..." Jordan says no, she's not like that all the time...

Jordan was right!


Jordan goes back to farting stories (Oy !)...Jordan asks if Jeff's ever ripped one by accident around a girl on a date...Jeff says yeah, in college...Jordan is excited and wants Jeff to tell her ...Jeff says it was by accident, he did it but didn't mean to do it and it was too late to undo LOL he swears he didn't say one word, it was so fu**ing awkward because he knew she heard so he just kept quiet and in his head he was like OMG it's so quiet...Jordan wants more details..Jeff explains further saying he couldn't believe he did that realizing he was there with somebody, they're watching a movie and (he farted)...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says 5 seconds had gone by and it was too late to make a joke, he probably should've just admitted it...Jordan asks if the girl brought it up to him?...Jeff says no, never...Jordan is surprised by this...Jordan asks if the girl still talked to him?...Jeff says not really, they drifted...Jordan says she probably got grossed out...Jeff says probably, he remembers it being funny, he told his buddies, he can't believe he did that, has Jordan ever done that...Jordan says she farts at work all the time and they get grossed out (umm )...Jeff says farts are good for a laugh...

Jordan tells the story of one of her sister's friends who got so drunk in front of a guy, she was throwing up and farting and wanting to poop and she was so embarrassed, it was funny ...Jordan says it's funny when you're in school and it's quiet and someone farts...Jeff says there was one kid in college, he'll never forget it, he was in the back of the class sleeping, it was the 2nd day of class, he farted so loud and woke himself up, it was so hilarious, everytime he saw him he'd laugh and think he was the kid who farted and woke himself up, he had to deal with that the whole semester...


Jordan tries to think of another embarrassing farting story (geez!)...Jordan says she once told a guy she was dating that her stomach was upset and she had gas, he told her that if she farted he'd break up with her because you don't do that, it's unladylike and gross...Jeff says what are you going to do? when you're older you don't care, when you have to fart you have to...Jordan says if Jeff went on a date now he wouldn't be ripping them...Jeff agrees he wouldn't greet them and then fart...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says you have to get to that point soon, ykwim? he could see in high school where you pretend your gf doesn't fart for 2 years but when you're older you have to get real...Jordan asks if Jeff's dated a girl that ripped them?...Jeff says yeah, when you're in a relationship for a long time he doesn't understand how you don't, like brenchel, Rachel has to have stomach aches all the time...Jordan says that's true, she bets Rachel poops with the door shut (I am NOT going to comment on that one lol)


Jordan giggles about Jeff's escaped fart story...Jeff says "that was what was good about meeting in here, cuz you get that over real quick" Jordan says she doesn't care, she likes it when guys fart, it makes her laugh...Jeff says she loves poo LOL Jordan says it's because people are embarrassed to talk about it so it's realy funny, everybody does it but you just don't talk about it...Jordan has never heard her grandma or aunt fart ever (this is normal Jordan ), they're so polite, it's almost like you want to hear them fart Jeff says next time he sees his Ma he wants her to blow one in his face LOL Jordan asks if she would do that or is she polite?...Jeff says no, she's polite, she's old school...Jordan says she's like her grandma...Jordan asks if Jeff rips them around her Ma?...Jeff says yeah, she pretends she doesn't hear them...Jordan says when Peyton does her mom yells at him...Jeff says cuz they're gross LOL


Jeff starts talking about his friend Nick that has 4 brothers...FISH...and they had a small house/kitchen with a bathroom right next to the kitchen, the family would be eating dinner and there'd always be someone pooping right there Jordan cracks up...Jeff says "wow, that's family love...4 boys, they don't even care"...Jordan tells the story of how Megan was at work, in the bathroom pooping when one of the owners opened the door on her and Megan didn't even move, she was like "hey beezay"... LOL Jeff says he kind of did the same thing with Casey last time...they start reminiscing and laughing about Casey and how fun he was...




Bedtime stories - scary things & expressionless kids

2:37 - 2:50 AM


Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jeff asks what's up? he was wanting to go to sleep at midnight...Jordan says "tell me some stories that I don't know"...Jeff says he just did, he wants to tell quiet stories...Jordan says what ones?...Jeff says something that involves fluffy things LOL Jordan asks if he wants to draw pictures again?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan asks if Jeff's going to bed?...Jeff says no but he wants to wind down and he thinks Jordan should too...they discuss shutting the radio off and Jordan says she's keeping the one blanket because she was freezing this morning, Jeff was too...


They get comfy in bed, Jeff says he drinks a lot of water in there...Jordan says she cheated today and had her Mountain Dew, it was so good...Jeff says he cheated too, he has to watch out, he's eating too much sugar and smoking fu**ing stupid cigarettes, he has to clean house tomorrow...Jordan says tomorrow will probably be lockdown...Jeff says that means they'll eat...Jordan asks what he ate?...Jeff says he ate a lot of candy which he normally doesn't eat plus the smokes plus he didn't work out, he farts Jeff says he doesn't mind having 1 or 2 when they give them liquor but during the day it's gross, what's wrong with him?...Jordan doesn't answer...


Jeff asks if Jordan will tell him a quiet story?...Jordan asks if he's going to fall asleep...Jeff says maybe, hopefully...Jeff says the fish tank looks cool...Jordan says it does and the owls look scary...Jeff asks why the bathroom light doesn't go off?...Jordan says she doesn't think it ever turns off plus there's a crack in the door...Jordan says she'd be scared to sleep up there by herself...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says it's scary and dark...Jeff says cuz someone's gonna break in there, there's 800 people and cameras working and they're on a lot...Jordan says she gets scared...Jeff laughs and says "of what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, even at home she doesn't like sleeping in the pitch dark, she has to have her tv on and have Maggie with her...Jeff asks "but what are you scared of in here, I'm saying?"...Jordan doesn't know, she's not really scared but it's just dark, she doesn't really know...

Smartass Jeff says "that was a really detailed and well thought out answer"...Jordan says the BB house would be a good haunted house for Halloween, if it was decorated and they made it scary, doesn't Jeff think so?...Jeff doesn't really but to appease Jordan says "yes" ...Jordan explains how they could make it scary...Jeff says what if you were standing there and there was a...Jordan says "kid?"...Jeff says "f**k that, I'd be scared if there was a kid"...they start discussing Cassi and how she makes this scary face, it freaked Jeff out...Jordan says it's like "The Ring"?...Jeff explains how she did it and says he's going to make her do it for Jordan to see...Jordan asks what if Cassi appeared in the middle of the night in the corner of the room doing that walk?...Jeff says he didn't see the walk...Jordan tells Jeff how she was doing the walk, it scared Jordan...


Jeff says if Cassi appeared in the corner and did that face he'd run out of there...Jordan says Jeff would leave her Jeff says he doesn't like it when people are possessed and shit...Jordan says that's why Paranormal Activity was scary...Jeff says he knows it was fake and he still got scared...they talk about the scary part of the movie with the basement and Jordan says she's always been scared of them...Jeff says everybody is when they're little, cuz it's cold and dark and you think it's a good place to hide...Jordan says Jeff's brothers basement is scary...Jeff says "in Naperville?" LOL!


Jordan says her dad's dad had a basement and her and her brother would never go down there...Jeff says all kids are like that...Jordan tells the story of how Peyton scared Jana so much one time, she took off running and Jordan was laughing at the whole thing...Jeff says he loves scaring people, it's his favorite...Jordan asks what was the funniest story?...Jeff says there are so many...Jordan asks Jeff about the time, that she can't talk about (sequester) when Jeff popped out of the closet and scared her?...Jeff says yeah, yeah and what about when he scared Peyton after he went to bed, he shit his (pants), he got so scared...Jeff says what about when he would come over and throw dimes all over (?)...they talk about a creepy old house, Jordan asks if Jeff believes in haunted houses?...FISH...

Jordan is telling the story of a house where they used to live that was haunted, people had been killed/killed themselves there. Jeff says ooh...FISH...


Jeff asks Jordan what if she went into the bathroom and there was an expressionless kid in the bathtub just staring at the wall...Jordan says her heart would drop and she would freak out...Jeff says he doesn't know why little kids freak him out, not little kids, it's little kids with no expression because it's like what are you doing here little kid? LOL where's your parents and like why are you here?...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "ykwim? a burglar, fine, he's there to rob my house, I understand that but a little kid with a balloon? where'd you get that balloon, it's 3 in the morning and where do you belong? who do you belong to?...with no expression"...Jeff shudders

Jeff asks if Jordan has seen The Shining? with the little kids?...Jordan says yes, with the two twin girls?...Jeff says yeah in the hallway, that movie freaks him out and that kid is possessed, it's scary, his buddy Neil, that passed away, he tells Jordan all the time he looks like Brendon, he used to do the best Jack Nicholson from that movie...feeds switch out...




Scary stories wind down & love yous

2:53 - 2:51 AM

The feeds switch back to Jeff and Jordan right before the 2:54am mark...they are winding down but have been still talking about scary stories...Jeff is trying to get comfy and asks "where you at over here? are you all the way on my side?"...Jordan says "you look, you got room!"...Jeff exaggerates saying he's off the bed ...Jordan who is alllllll the way on her side says "omg"...Jeff says he's saying they should move towards the middle so he won't fall, nevermind, she's good, he thinks he did sleep over there, she can come back he just had to adjust his body the other way......Jeff asks what she was saying?...Jordan doesn't know and doesn't remember...Jeff says something about Drew Barrymore and red lipstick...Jordan doesn't know but she just got scared...Jeff asks "of what?"...Jordan says "of the mask"...


Jeff thought she meant right now...Jordan wraps up her mic...Jeff says the mask kind of looks like that owl in the room...Jordan says "Jeff, stop"...Jeff says "it does though right?...Jordan says "no, it doesn't, it looks nothing like it"...Jeff says it kinda does and he starts singing creepy music...Jeff then takes his finger and pokes Jordan in the ear...Jeff giggles and Jordan giggles saying stop!...Jeff laughs


Jeff says he likes getting scared sometimes and telling scary stories, he says there's this thing by his house (called) "Chi Chi Pinqua"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff giggles saying it's in the woods, it's an Indian burial (ground) and the story goes that if you go in there where he's buried, there's a saying you can read on the stone and if you're quiet you can hear the beat of an Indian drum so he brought Vit Tan Don over there one time...Jordan giggles...Jeff continues saying that it fu**ing scared the shit out of him but they always used to all go there and get freaked out, there were satan worshippers in those woods so that would be scary...Jordan says "oh that's...we have something like that at home"...Jeff says they'd always walk around those woods and freak themselves out and tell scary stories, that's fun...


Jeff asks Jordan, how about Children of the Corn, has she seen that?...Jordan says yeah, that is kind of freaky cuz it's children walking through the corn...Jeff says it's fu**ed up...Jordan says they would say that saying...Jeff knows but they can't remember it...Jeff says where Burke lives it's all corn...Jordan says she's been to his house, remember?...Jeff says oh, yeah, he always wondered if he ran around the corn when he was little...Jeff asks Jordan if she lived in a farm area and saw that movie she would have to be freaked out...Jordan says oh, yeah, she wouldn't even watch it, she doesn't really watch scary movies anymore, she knows they watch Paranormal Activity but when she's by herself she won't watch, she gets scared even when she's at home by herself, she locks herself in the room with Maggie...


Jeff mentions a girl in the movie and then asks if Jordan is scared yet?...Jordan says "kind of"...Jeff tells Jordan to go check the bathroom to see if there's a little kid in there Jordan says "nooo"...silence and then Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says she has to think about something happier before she goes to sleep...Jeff says "like what?...Goonies?" LOL

Jordan snuggles into Jeff's shoulder and rubs it and then says "goodnight"...they kiss...Jeff says she can tell him stories...Jordan says no, he's sleeping, he won't respond...Jeff mumbles something...Jordan turns to her side and tells Jeff to take off his mic...Jeff asks if she thinks BB will wake them up at 8?...Jordan doesn't know...she says "goodnight, love you"...Jeff says the same and they go to sleep...




Going somewhere kiss

10:36 - 10:38 AM


JeJo and Rachel have been chatting...Rachel leaves the HOH room...Jordan says she's tired, she got up at 9 and took a shower…

Jeff says to take a nap...Jordan asks if Jeff is getting irritated?...Jeff says no, they're just solving her problems...Jeff says he getting a little tired too, what's his answer?...Jordan says "go take a nap"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "stop" and Jeff says "noo" in that way he does...Jeff tells Jordan to go downstairs and get his drink...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan asks "you want me to?"...Jeff says no...Jordan offers him one of her vitamin waters...Jeff says that he left some jelly beans on the counter too, he doesn't want to be "that guy"...Jeff looks at Jordan who is leaning into him and they kiss…


Jeff says "oh was I going somewhere so you had to kiss me?"...Jordan says "it wasn't like it was out of your way"...Jeff gets up to head downstairs and asks if Jordan wants anything because he's going to take a nap...Jordan says no...Jeff says he'll be back and leaves…




JeJo chilling - Peyton, food & feet talk

1:30 - 1:41 PM


Feeds return from palm trees to Jeff and Jordan chilling in the HOH room...Jordan is sitting on the couch, Jeff is laying on the bed...Jordan is talking about Peyton and his dogsitting business...Jeff says Peyton loves it, he'd do it for free...Jordan says as long as they stack the fridge with food...Jordan says her letter never said anything about Jana...Jeff says she's probably mad about something...Jordan giggles...


Jordan talks about her picture, the one of her when she was little, it was taken by her dad just as she was walking out of the bathroom, she was so mad, she gave him that look and he snapped the pic, her parents always said she was mean like that and feisty...Jeff looks over there and says "you were a little chunko" Jordan says she was, she told him she was fat...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says "you didn't believe me?"...Jeff says "seeing is believing"

Jordan says she was chubby, her mom says she used to make herself mayo sandwiches...Jeff says "whoa"...Jordan says in 5th grade she grew and thinned out a little bit but when she was younger she liked to eat, she still likes to eat...Jeff says "mayonnaise sandwiches?"...Jordan says doesn't ask her why she liked them...Jeff blech's...


Jeff says "how about those velvet cakeballs?"...Jordan says they're so good...Jeff says they're the best thing ever...Jordan says Fay does them the best...Jeff says she should sell them...Jordan says she'd make a lot of money, sell them around the holidays...Jordan likes the chocolate ones the best...Jeff too...Jordan says for Jeff to say he likes them and he's not a sweet person, that's big...


Jeff says he loves red velvet cake, TCBY had that red velvet yogurt, he almost jumped in there, it's so much better for you than ice cream...they discuss Yoforia (?), Pinkberry & TCBY...Jeff says it's way better than ice cream if you're going to get a snackeroo ...they talk about how Peyton says TCBY...palm trees...they talk about going on a vacation...Jordan would like to go to Colorado during ski season...Jeff would like to go to Sundance, he explains what it is to Jordan, they have all the indie films, newer movies that are coming out, it's supposed to be cool, he just needs a reason to go, maybe he'll film a part for Donavon's film, it will get into the festival and he can go...they giggle...

Jordan wants to go on a cruise...Jeff too...Jordan says "you now how much weight we would gain?"...Jeff knows, he says a minimum 15 lbs...Jordan has heard the buffets are amazing...Jeff says they're all day, midnight buffets and everything...Jordan says "you went on one?"...Jeff says when he was little...Jordan says she could talk to Stewie...Jeff asks "how many times did you read that letter?...are you sad already?"...Jordan says she's not sad, she doesn't know, there's nothing to do, she's just bored and thinking about things...

Jordan smiles and says "you're rubbing your feet"...Jeff denies and they giggle...Jeff says "why you gotta make fun of me all the time"...Jordan denies she does that, she's looking at him and all she sees are his feet...Jeff says he doesn't know he does that, he just does it...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he has to move, he has to be doing something, he doesn't know wtf is wrong with him, it relaxes him, he likes it, she reads letters, he rubs his feet...Jordan says she knows but she can hear it, she hears it at night (she makes the sound)...Jeff says "it's like the sound of the ocean"...


Jordan says it's his crusty feet rubbing up against each other...Jeff says they're soft...Jordan says Brendon's feet are gross and they start talking about his nasty feet...feeds switch out...




Jordan says Jeff always has her back

3:28 - 3:51PM


The feeds return from Trivia just before the 3:28pm mark...JeJo and Daniele are in the HOH room talking game...the bubblegum POV has just been played, Dom and Adam won, this is the POV competition where Rachel yelled at Jordan for not trying hard enough and not going on slop to try and win and Jeff yelled at Rachel for what she said to Jordan, Rachel then went to cry in the bushes ...


Dani says everyone is super tense downstairs...Jordan says she told Jeff that if Dom wins HOH she's screwed...they go over numbers...Jeff says who knows what Adam is going to do...Dani says that she thinks Jeff has Adam...they talk about there being only more week...Jeff says he knows it's only a matter of time until they come after them, it doesn't matter...Dani thinks the likelihood of them (the Vets) getting HOH is good and then there's still the veto...Jordan asks if Rachel is still worked up?...Dani doesn't know but won't get in the middle of that...Jordan says she's not mad at all, she doesn't want people to think she doesn't care just because she didn't take slop...Dani says she thinks Rachel didn't want to be seen as the only one that didn't take it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win...

Jordan says she's not mad...Jeff comes out of the bathroom agitated, he says "I'm not mad...but I'm not mad either but keep your mouth shut"...Dani says "I know, well clearly she has a problem with that in this house"...Jeff says "no shit, wtf"...Jeff complains about Rachel, asking why she would say that in front of everybody? and what was the point of her being on slop? what was the point of Jordan being on slop if she was going to come in last?..."great Jordan you really tried hard, now eat shit for 2 weeks, that doesn't make sense, it's not logical"...


Dani defends Rachel a little explaining what she may have been thinking, she did tell her to get a grip and just shut up, she's going to sink herself...Jordan says people are already getting irritated with her...Jeff says she should zip it, just be quiet, she doesn't need to be the center of attention for everything, you know?...Dani says it needs to stop, even Brendon is pissed off...Jeff says Brendon says shut up, she doesn't listen, she doesn't get it...Dani says she doesn't take a second to think, she just speaks...Jeff says "I'm not mad at her but don't say that shit in front of everybody about Jordan and expect not to get any fu**ing reprecussions", he's the one who told Jordan to not go on slop, Jordan wanted to do it, Jordan proved she would do it, he's the one that said no so say something to him and then when Rachel falls off don't scream Brendon, Brendon! even louder so he wouldn't know where he was, yeah he heard her, yeah she's cheering for her guy, everyone knows it, gets it, but my God help your team out, they're all playing for the same cause...


Dani knows and noticed that too...Jeff says it's not just about winning, it's a social game too...Jordan says they're probably mad cuz they lost...Dani says she was shocked they were picked and she legit expects to win every competition she plays...Jordan says she's going to put up Shelly/Cassi as replacements, do they have the votes?...they go over the votes and agree Cassi has to go, it's the only option, Lawon would be a waste, he sucks at everything...Dani agrees, says that would be awful...


Jordan hopes the next HOH is endurance...Jeff and Dani think it'll be the one after that...Jordan is worried about Dom...Dani says sometimes endurance is made for smaller people too...they go over votes again...they forget about Porsche (LOL easy to do) ...they talk about how Porsche follows Rachel around, she'll vote whichever way they want...Dani tells Jeff to work on Adam and she'll work on Dom and she'll talk to Kalia too...they talk more game strategy...Jordan says when she saw the comp she thought they'd win...Jeff did too...Dani thought Jeff had it...Jeff says he could've gone faster but no one told him where he was, when it's your ass on the line you go faster but he didn't know how he was doing...Jordan says when she saw how Jeff was doing she thought it was better than it was...Dani says you literally couldn't tell, Jeff, Brendon and Dom looked neck & neck...


Dani says this is the only comp they've lost so that says something, they can't get down...Jeff says he's not down, it's just the team is starting to rattle (oh, if you only knew! )...Jeff says Rachel better not pull fast shit either, earlier than he wants...Dani says she's not that stupid...Jordan says Brendon would talk her down if so, she does whatever he says...Dani says yeah, no kidding...


Jordan says "thanks for sticking up for me"

Jeff doesn't move lol...Jordan says "he doesn't smile...he's always got my back" Dani says "rightfully so"...Jeff has his serious face on...Jordan says when Jeff said that to Rachel she wondered "what is Jeff yelling at her about? cuz I didn't hear it"...Jeff says she had to say that in the middle of the comp while he's trying to balance, he was pissed off, my God, he doesn't think Rachel would be happy if they won and beat them (Brenchel)...Jordan says "well it's over" LOL


Apparently not because Jeff wants to rant "and then take 2 weeks of slop to stick it up your ass that she's a better competitor, that we have to deal with it every time she eats a fu**ing bowl of slop for 2 fu**ing weeks, we gotta look at her with that face and like 'I'm a better competitor, you should have did the same thing'...why would you do that to yourself?"...Dani says "more wine for us?"...Jeff says he swears to God he thought that...Jordan says she doesn't know, everything is getting so ugh...Dani says everything is so serious so soon...Jeff says it's the keys...Dani says it's the couples thing...

They talk about Jeff's jaw possibly hurting, he says his gums were bleeding...Jeff says the gum balls were pretty soft...Jordan says Dom was taking 4 hops...Dani says Brendon was taking 2...Adam was well behind the other guys who were neck & neck...Jordan asks if the slop starts today?...Dani says yeah, Rachel will get over it...Jeff says she won't because it's 2 weeks, to prove a point?...Dani says if she wins HOH next week that'll shut her up...Jordan asks Dani if she thinks it's bad she didn't take slop?...Dani sees Rachel's side of it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win so she shouldn't have reacted that way...Jeff says if he or Brendon had fallen, yes they would've taken it but not when you're that far behind...


Jordan says maybe Rachel feels that's how competitors should be?...Jeff says "no, that's how idiots should be" LOL Jeff says Rachel's thinking doesn't make any sense to him, if it was spelling contest and he got another chance to spell for 2 weeks he'd be fu**ing out, whaddyamean

Jeff says whatever, he's just pissed she said that, he'll get over it, he hopes she can...Dani says she will...Jeff says it's gradually getting more and more and no one is saying anything, people behind her back are saying she's driving them crazy and they hate her and he feels like he's mending all these fences and she tears them down...Dani says she said something to her the other day about how she talked to Cassi...Dani says she needs a nap...Dani says it'll work out...Jeff is quiet, Jordan is quietly biting her nails...Jordan says Dom must be on cloud nine...Dani says he is...Jeff says he would be too...Jordan says she's not mad that he won...


Dani says again they'll be more wine tonight, Jeff is going to drink it straight out of the bottle in front of Rachel LOL Jeff says he's not mad, he just wants her to learn a lesson especially in front of your own team, come tell him something later, he'll take blame for it, he told Jordan not to do it...they go over the whole thought process once again, Jeff says it's wrong, they discuss what Rachel should've done...Jeff is wondering if they think he's supposed to go down there? or are they going to come up and talk in private?...


Dani doesn't know, she says Brenchel were fighting amongst themselves...Jordan says maybe Brendon was telling her to be quiet, she's not mad at Rachel, she doesn't care...Jeff says it's not going to be over quickly, it'll go on for an hour, Brendon will have to take her aside cuz she'll be mad...Jordan laughs at everyone in the purple room (spy screen)...Jordan says she kind of wants to get Shelly up there and tell her what's going to happen...Jeff wants to wait...Dani agrees...Jordan feels so bad...Jeff does too because things were good, Cassi would've been swayed to come over to the vets side, now there's no way Dom is coming over...Dani is silent ...Jordan says Dom has nobody else once Cassi leaves because Dani can't play, he'll have Adam, Porsche can't play and he won't work with Lawon/Kalia, Jordan suggests Jeff cut up with him but not make it obvious...Jeff says he won't go talk to him, Dom doesn't want to talk to him, if Dom wanted to be with them he'd approach Jeff...Jeff says that Dom has to win next week too...Jordan says it was either going to be Dom or Cassi, they were the options to go...Jeff says he feels like Dom has reunited the old crew now and omg if Adam flips again...Dani says Adam hasn't shown to be that powerful and next week has to be questions right? she'd imagine...they agree...


Jordan asks Jeff if maybe Dani should go down there and bring Brenchel up to talk...Jeff says yeah, do they not want to talk? what's their problem?...Jordan says they'd go down and talk but everyone is down there...Dani says she'll go down...Jordan says Dani is the mediator...Jordan says just to tell them they want to talk to them...Dani says she will...Dani sees Shelly on the spy screen, she asks if they want her to tell Shelly to head up there and talk?...they say yes...Dani leaves and Jeff and Jordan have a quick conversation about Cassi and what they're going to say to Shelly...




Jordan thanks Jeff

4:42PM


Jeff and Jordan continue being up in the HOH after the POV comp...Lawon has just left...Jordan gets quiet and Jeff asks her if she's thinking about Cassi?...Jordan gets a look on her face like yes and Jeff says "let's be real, we started talking to her 2 days ago"...Jordan says she doesn't want to put Shelley up either...Jeff says Shelley knows, what can they do?...Jordan says she knows she has to quit playing emotional, she doesn't like hurting people's feelings...Jeff says he's not joking, he trusts Cassi...

Suddenly Jordan lifts her arms up to hug Jeff and says "thanks for sticking up for me" she hugs Jeff and Jeff gives her a kiss on the cheek.


They start talking about Jordan's goodies...Jeff asks if she likes the sweet teas?...Jordan says she's never tried them, she tries it and says it tastes like used gum...Jeff says "mmm, well I like used gum" Jordan eww's.

Jeff says he fu**ing hates losing...Jordan says at least he's not on slop...Jeff knows and everything did go their way for a little bit to get them out of this hole...




Jeff vents about Rachel

4:44 PM


Jordan goes into the bathroom to put on makeup again...she tells Jeff she feels like it's so high school and they look like the biggest losers, doesn't he feel that way?...Jeff says no, he doesn't, why?...Jordan says it feels like high school with the fighting, it's so childish, petty and immature...Jeff says sometimes when comments are made you have to check somebody no matter if you're in high school or whatever, people shouldn't say things like that, especially to their own team, especially during a competition and be rude to call you out and try to embarrass you in front of everybody...Jordan says she didn't get embarrassed...Jeff says he doesn't care, he got embarrassed, he got pissed, you don't say that type of thing to anybody let alone your teammates and then confuse other people and then keep talking, whatever, you know how I feel...

Jordan tries to break the tension, she says that Jana and Peyton watching that scene would be like "he's sticking up for her baaaybee" FISH Jeff says they're going to do DR's...Jordan says that Rachel isn't going to like her not being as competitive as her...Jeff says they can't win out so they need another target in the house besides them...Jordan says that Rachel is the one that looks bad for saying stuff...Jeff says he should have bit his tongue too but he can only take so much...




Tricky finger

4:46 PM


JeJo continue chatting…Jeff wonders if he’s ever going to workout…Jordan says Jeff shouldn’t even change clothes because he’s going to go in the DR…Jeff walks towards Jordan showing the finger that he hurt on the gum thing…Jordan says “on what?”…Jeff says “on the gum, feel”…Jordan feels his finger and Jeff farts 😜 Jordan says “you’re gross”




Jordan vents about Rachel

4:46 - 4:48 PM


After the finger pulling joke, Jeff says that he did hurt his gums with the gum in the POV...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to bleach his teeth tonight?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's going to just drink a glass of wine, she doesn't want to be around Rachel tonight, not because she's mad but she doesn't feel like hearing ... Jordan does a little imitation of Rachel's laugh and how she talks ...Jordan says she can't stand it...Jeff says yeah, he thinks Jordan would have bonded with Cassi...Jordan says that's because she's normal...Jordan says she's not like Rachel who doesn't like any girl being around her fiance...Jeff says "yeah that's fu**ing..." Jordan says "ridiculous"...Jeff says it's super ridiculous...Jordan says Rachel needs to check her relationship then if she's that insecure about it...Jordan says "alright no more talking like that"...Jeff says "negative"...Jordan says yeah.




You wanna do it?

4:49 PM


Jeff is rapping some song and then sighs and says “f*&k”…Jordan says the camera in the bathroom is gong crazy…Jeff points out some cool drawers…Jordan says the color Jeff is wearing looks good on him because of his tan and his dark hair…

Jeff says “you wanna do it?”...




Playful push

4:50 - 4:52 PM


Jeff and Jordan continue chatting...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to make one of her burritos?...Jeff says they could...Jeff says he wears these dirty shorts all the time, he wants to work out in them...Jeff says "these fu**ing socks, they're 0 for 2 in competitions" he slams down the socks LOL Jordan laughs.

Jordan starts tidying up the bed and says she can't stand a bed that's not made, it makes her feel dirty...Jeff comes up behind Jordan and pushes her on the bed LOL


Jordan says last night she probably should have talked to Dom...Jeff says whatever, it is what it is...Jeff says he hates that saying because he feels like a loser saying it...Jordan asks why he said it?...Jeff asks if he's a loser?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he is kind of because he said that...Jordan says Jeff hates "you do me I do you"...Jeff hates that one too but "it is what it is" is a cop out, why'd he just say that? he's a loser, it's not is what it is, you have to do something.




Game recap

4:51 - 5:21 PM


Jeff looks at the pic of Jordan and Jana and pokes fun at her funny haircut...Jordan shares the story of her mom's cousin who died in a car accident, he was a hairdresser, he's the one who cut Jana's hair, Jordan thinks she hasn't shared that story before...Jeff says whoa, a story he hasn't heard yet...they talk about Faye making velvet cake balls LOL...then they talk about the HOH slippers Jordan got being too small, she'll give them to her mom...Jeff says Jordan should ask for another pair...Jordan says she has her old BB slippers at home but thought if she won HOH she'd get new ones.


Jordan sits down and they talk game for a little while. Jordan is still feeling bad about putting Cassi up, she asks Jeff if he will be up there with her when she talks to her....Jeff doesn't want to...Jordan asks him please?...Jeff coaches Jordan on what to say...Jordan doesn't know how to talk to Rachel...Jeff asks why it's ok for Rachel to talk to Porsche yet Jordan can't talk to Cassi, why? because they know ultiimately Cassi would be on their side, it doesn't matter, it's over, she can't stay, if there was a way for her to stay he would push for it, her and Dom cannot stay together...Jordan feels bad...they talk about the POV comp and how ridiculous Rachel was...Jeff doesn't want to talk about it anymore, it's just stupid.

They continue talking game...Jeff says that everyone has sneaky deals...Jordan says that she's better at the social part of the game, she feels like Kalia and Shelley are with them 100%...they go over who they need to talk to...Jordan says if Porsche is in this house longer than them she'll be mad...Jeff says if they don't get to jury he'll be so fu**ing mad, it's such a struggle, the keys are killing him...


Daniele comes up and says "hey guys!", she tells him that Dom wants to make a deal with them and they talk about that and game for about 15 minutes.




Food love

5:21 - 5:24 PM


Daniele leaves the HOH room and Jeff and Jordan start talking about what they are going to cook...Jordan is looking in the fridge...Jeff wonders about the sliders...Jordan wonders if the chicken burritos are good?...Jeff says yeah, cook one...we are subjected to hearing Jeff peeing in the bathroom ...Jeff returns talking about the deal with Dom, saying hopefully Rachel wins next week and puts him up...Jeff asks what Jordan is making?...she hands him the package and then reaches into the fridge for the chicken burrito saying "look at this love" ♥


Jeff says she can make those, he's going to make a big salad...Jordan says she'll eat that and some of his salad...Jeff says noo Jordan asks if Jeff wants some of the sliders...Jeff wants one, he wants to taste one, he wants to eat one and he starts opening the box...Jordan says "yeah well we'll have to cook it"...Jeff giggles and says yeah he knows how that works...they each decide what they want and they both leave the HOH to start cooking...




Jordan is in a mood/weird night begins

8:55 - 9:02 PM


Jordan is outside at the hot tub, she is in a mood, she's being anti-social with the group in general because of what happened earlier in the day with Rachel, she's avoiding talking to Cassi because she feels bad that they're putting her up/evicting her...Kalia is with Jordan, they're chatting...Jordan tells Kalia that she's going to go take a bubble bath, she asks if Kalia wants to join her?...Kalia says that she will but only if she really doesn't want to be alone...Jordan says she's bored and wants something to do...they head out and go upstairs...Jordan decides they should have her HOH wine, she asks if Kalia wants some?...of course Kalia does ...they decide to have it in the bathtub...Jordan gets the bath ready...she asks where the corkscrew is?...Kalia says it's downstairs...Kalia then admits she doesn't wash her hands everytime she uses the washroom, especially at home ...Jordan doesn't say a word...Jordan leaves to get the glasses and open the wine while Kalia goes to get her bathing suit...FISH...

Cam 3/4

Jeff is in the kitchen getting some tea ready...Jordan has the wine on the counter ready to open...Jeff notices she's going to open it and tells her that BB is probably going to give them some (alcohol)...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff goes up to Jordan and says "you wanna open that? they're probably going to give us stuff"...Jordan in her tell tale "I'm moody and being weird" stance says "well, y'all can drink the other stuff"...


Jeff says "what's wrong?"...Jordan says "nothin, why?"...Jeff sees Lawon approaching with the liquor and says "oh look!...why don't you wait on that love ♥ "...Porsche agrees and suggests saving it...Jordan says "I want white, you drink that"...Jeff senses something is up but doesn't push the issue...Jordan opens her wine and goes upstairs...(a few minutes later Jeff heads up to check on Jordan)


ed - I thought it was super rude of Jordan to open her wine and not offer to share it with Jeff




Jordan got all weird

9:05 PM


Jeff comes up to the HOH to check in on Jordan...Jordan and Kalia are preparing for a bubble bath...Jeff asks Jordan "what's up?"...Jordan says she's making her bath...Jeff asks "how come you got all weird?"...Jordan says she's just having the party up there...Jeff says "you are? what's wrong with you? you seem like you're weird"...Jordan denies it and says she just wants to have a bath up here, she doesn't want to discuss game...


Jeff says "I hear ya"...Jordan says that Rachel came up there, she doesn't know, she's just uhh...Jeff says so Jordan just wants to relax, should he keep her company? he's not being mean?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "that's all I care about" aww

Jordan says ok...Jeff asks if they are both getting in there?...Jeff gives them a look and says "you guys gonna kiss?" LOL Kalia says they're drinking wine...Jeff says he knows, they're stealing his wine, he's so sad, they better save him a glass for him, he'll come back up after they're done...Jordan gets in the bath and Kalia brings the bottle in there.




Jeff checks in on Jordan

10:12 - 10:28 PM


Jordan and Kalia are STILL in the bath...Jeff comes upstairs to check in on Jordan...Jordan has been telling Kalia about how her and Jeff got hooked up big time when they went to the Panthers game in Charlotte, they got box seats, field passes but all she cared about was seeing New Orleans...Jeff walks into the bathroom and says "what's going on?"...Jordan says "we're having a party"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan says they saved Jeff some wine...Jeff is happy they did but didn't expect it...Kalia says she heard Jeff say to save some so they did...Jordan shows Jeff her wrinkly hands...Jeff says "you've been in here this whole time?"...


Jeff asks Jordan "you feeling good?"..Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she can't be down there, it's negative town...Jeff says he understands, for her not to run her mouth because he's not there...Jordan says she's not, they're just up there, she hasn't been running her mouth about anything, they've just been talking about life...Jeff says "that's good"...


Kalia says they've been talking about boyfriends...Jeff cutely says "noo"...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says "yeah I told her, I was like Jeff (hand swat) I'm just kidding! I said good things! did I not say good things about him?"...Jeff says "listen"...Jordan says "I say good things about you all the time"...Jeff says for her to keep it positive because she had a little bit of wine and he doesn't want her slipping off...Jordan says "about what?"...

Kalia says that they were talking about Chicago and Jeff's life there...Jeff says yeah she knows every second where he moves...Kalia says he loves her to pieces...Jeff says he hangs at his buddy's garage, it's a fun time...Kalia says she wants to meet Jeff's friends, they seem cool...Jeff says they're all the best...


Jordan, who's a little tipsy, says "Jeff, wait listen"...Jeff says he is...Jordan says Jeff is the type that will call her up and she's being immature, getting mad at him on the phone and he'll say that he's been in high school relationship before, he's not doing that again and he calls her out...Kalia bitches about that too...Jordan asks Jeff "you don't think I'm still immature do you?"...Jeff says "no"...as Kalia starts to talk about 22 year old boyfriends being the worst and drama in bars, Jeff has a look on his face that shows he's not happy with the topic of this conversation (don't blame him)


Jordan continues to spill saying "we don't ever fight about that stuff do we?" (drama in nightclubs)...Jeff says no, that's silliness...Jordan says they fight about stupid, corny stuff, like when they go for a long time without seeing each other they fight a lot...Kalia says LD is really hard, communication is key...Jeff says there's Skype now, it's a different world for LD...Jordan won't be quiet 🥴 she says "even when we Skype we still fight, when we haven't seen each other for a long time"...Jeff says "well guess what, people when they live together fight too" zing!


Jordan says "well you know what I mean"...Jeff knows...Jordan shakes her head...Jeff says "what are you shaking your head about?"...then Jordan says something about her not cooking, Jeff cooks...they start talking about Kato Kaelin and the OJ trial and the Casey Anthony trial, they are convinced she was found guilty, little do they know she was freed this very same night.


They then start talking about drinking and the BB show...Jordan asks Jeff how it is outside?...Jeff say it's fine, they're all chilling...Jeff says they were asking where Jordan was...Jordan says she's being anti-social...Kalia says she needs alone time sometimes...Jeff says he has those days for sure...Jordan says she got it all out in her DR, the poor person in the DR who had to listen to her go on and on...Jeff says he likes that girl...they talk about the DR sessions...Jeff finally leaves and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says downstairs to see if he can snag one more beer...Jordan says yeah! bring it up here...Jeff never did...



Jeff’s wrist tattoo story

11:30 - 11:23 PM


Feeds return from fish just before the 11:21pm mark...Jeff, Adam, Dom, Lawon & Porsche are sitting outside near the hot tub area talking about tattoos...Jeff tells the story of when he got his first tattoo on his arm, he got it in Florida, the cross on it was crooked, he got it fixed but all his friends busted up laughing and Jeff thought "OMG, I got a crooked tattoo" and his buddy Joe got one that was supposed to say "Joey" but it looked like "Toey" so Jeff asked him what he was laughing at? his said Toey...it was 1am and they were in the hotel room, they hated the place and just left, they were so mad they got tattoos LOL


Dom asks Jeff about the one on his wrist?...Jeff says it's strength and honor, he loves the movie Gladiator, every time before he would go to war he would say that, Jeff would always come home drunk and watch Gladiator and his buddies would be like "dude, you and that movie" LOL


Dom says it's a great movie...Jeff says it's his favorite. Jeff says one day they were sitting around and he said what is cool is a wrist tattoo (before everyone had wrist tattoos), he thought a wrist tattoo is bad ass and his friends were "yeah right", they were drinking and said Jeff would never get that, it was when Jeff lived in LA, he told his friends yeah, he would, he'd get something like strength and honor...Jeff's friends said he wouldn't do it so they went back and forth and Jeff said let's go...his friend said if Jeff got one he'd pay for it, Jeff said he would fu**ing get one...


Dom says it's the worst way to do it...Jeff knows, they went down on Sunset, he can't believe they gave him a tattoo because they were drunk...Jeff told them he wanted strength and honor so the girl went and got the design from the computer and showed him, it was all the way up his forearm so Jeff was like "whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up with that?"...Jeff told her he just wanted a little one so the girl came back with another design (still too big) and Jeff stopped her again, the girl was like "honestly I can't deal with this kid"


Jeff was like "wtf is going on?"...another guy working there said she was a fu**ing bitch and asked him what he wanted?...Jeff said he just wanted something to cover his wrist and the guy was like ok, what's the problem? and he did it and before he knew it, it was done and his friends were laughing he actually got one, Jeff was like "omg, I can't believe I got that" LOL the guy charged him $80, he pulled the money out of his friend's wallet and said "thanks buddy!"...Jeff says he doesn't mind (it happened that way), he likes it"...Dom repeats it's the worst possible way to get a tattoo...Jeff says he knew he wanted it, he thought it was bad ass, it's good it's not something stupid, he likes it...FISH...


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