August 5
Jordan “I don’t mean to ignore you”
12 - 12:30 PM
Jordan is coming off slop, Jeff has cooked her a fabulous meal...Jordan says "omg, it's so good!"...Rachel says that Jeff's a good cook...Jordan says "yes he is"...Rachel says it's good thing that Jeff is still there to cook...Jordan goes outside to eat near Jeff, who is outside on the couches having a smoke...she says to Jeff "thank you so much"...Jordan can't believe they're still HN's (sleeping in the room)...Jordan says she's been talking to Rachel and she's feeling better, she even went up to talk to Kalia and congratulated her, that was nice of her to say but Dani was just looking at her and Jordan told her who cares, ignore her...Jordan says she does feel bad for her...Jeff says he does too but he has to worry about him and her not everyone else, especially when they're not winning comps...Jordan says they're not good at buzzers, Julie didn't even finish her questions, she didn't even know, she should have just hit something, Kalia must have been doing that...Jeff agrees...
Jordan says "I don't mean to ignore you"...Jeff says nooo...Jordan says she's just talking to her, trying to make her feel better...they then start talking game...Jeff thinks Rachel is the target, he assumes it's her or him but because of the twist he doesn't know...Adam joins them & then Shelly...
Jeff is worried about Jordan going on slop again
12:47 AM
Jeff and Jordan are outside in the BY chatting with Shelly and Rachel...he has just gotten a beer to drink and says he could get smashed tonight...Rachel hopes there's a good food comp where they can win...Jeff says he doesn't want Jordan going on slop, he's worried about that ...Rachel too...Rachel tells Jordan to eat a bunch of food before the comp...they wonder what the comp might be like and what they're strategy will be...Shelly doesn't want Jordan going on slop...Jeff says he doesn't want her going on slop...more strategy talk…
Jordan’s hyper in the hot tub
1:38 - 1:43 AM
Jordan is chatting with Rachel and Adam outside...Jordan is in the hot tub, they're on the couches...they're talking about Brendon's smelly farts...Jordan asks if Rachel has to air out their place and use candles because of how bad it is...Rachel says she does but feels like the smell is way worse in the BB house then at home...Adam thinks Brendon maybe eats more there...Rachel says he eats more at home and goes over typical meals...
Jeff joins them and asks Jordan "is it nice in there?"...Jordan says "yes love" ♥ Jeff says "you love it"...Jordan says she needs to get one, you know? would he get a portable one at home? she's obsessed with it...Jeff says "yeah you are"...they talk about having or not having bad gas and then Jordan says "Jeff! there's a spider, don't move"...Rachel sees it and swats it away from Jeff who hasn't moved LOL Jordan says that would've gotten in Jeff's hoody...Jeff says "oh noooh"...Jordan giggles and says Jeff would've freaked out if a bug went in his ear...Jeff hates that...Jeff and Adam banter ovet the spider...Rachel leaves...
Jordan's being a little hyper, she says "look at all this steam"...Jeff smiles…
Adam says "it's the simple things in life for her"...Jeff says omg, yeah....Jordan says "Cruddy you don't have to wear your outfit anymore"...Adam says after tomorrow...Jordan says she can't picture him without it, she's actually going to be sad because she can't call him creepy Adam in his creepy voice says she can call him creepy whenever she wants...
Jordna does the E.T voice...Jeff and Adam laugh...Jeff says that's the way Jordan is, she's like that all the time, it's fun ...Jordan says she had food...Jeff says she's loaded on calories...Adam says "and sugar...that sugar high from all those M&M's"...Jeff says "NNM's" and looks over at Jordan adoringly (so sweet)...
They talk about E.T. again and Jordan says they're watching it when they get out of there...Jeff says what does she mean? of course...Jordan says she has the cassette and the player...Jeff wants to go to a movie theater to see it if they played old school movies, there's a place in Chicago kind of like that...Adam says they should just call them and tell them they're from BB and to make it happen LOLthey joke around about their fame getting them into seeing E.T. in a movie theater, Adam makes a funny faux phone call...
JeJo & Adam - look at you love
1:45 AM
Jeff and Adam are on the couches talking with Jordan who is sitting by the hot tub...they're talking about past BB players, Chilltown specifically...Adam says if they walked in there he would have quit, walked out because he wouldn't have a chance, because they just make you do whatever they want...Jeff asks then why wouldn't you vote them out?...Adam stumbles...Jordan says "but if you know that why do you listen to it? that's her thing"...Jeff says yeah...Adam says exactly, that's how they did it, they'd tell others to vote them out, they didn't want to be there so people thought why bother voting them out and people wouldn't do it and then next thing you know, omg, they couldn't get them out...
Jordan says "but was that like reverse psychology?"...Adam says "yes totally"
Jeff turns and says "look at you love" ♥
Jordan says "that was pretty good I would say"
Jana’s got a smart mouth
2:05 AM
Jordan, Porsche and Shelly are outside on the couches in the BY talking...Jeff and Adam are playing pool...they're talking about Jordan hot tubbing, she feels better and how she's all geared up for bed with Jeff's sweatpants, extra pants, t-shirt...Shelly says it looks cute...Jordan says this is how her sister dresses all them time...Porsche says "in boy's sweatpants?"...Jordan says every time she sees her, her hair is in a bun, got on a big shirt, sweatpants, she's the opposite of her, she's more sassy, she's kind of got an attitude, her and Jeff butt heads sometimes...Shelly says "oh really?"...Jordan calls out to Jeff "don't you Jeff? butt heads with Jana?"...
Jeff says "Jana's...got a smart mouth" they giggle...
Shelly says that's what Jordan just said...Jordan says she's 27, always yapping at somebody, she's always got a cigarette and acts like a redneck...hehe considering who Jordan is talking to!
Shelly asks if she smokes?...Jordan says like a fiend, she calls all of them giving them hell for stressing her out about quitting smoking...Jordan imitates her saying she doesn't need everyone stressing her out about quitting smoking, she's really dramatic and over the top and just always has an attitude, she doesn't like anybody...Porsche says that's awesome, it sounds funny...Jordan imitates Jana calling her boyfriend Johnnnn, they argue and get into it especially when they're drunk...Jordan starts to talk about her brother and the feeds switch...
HN room - Jeff moves in/game talk/Jeff’s not a morning person
3:06 - 3:30 AM
Jeff decides to go into the HN room to sleep with Jordan, he brings his pillows and blanket in there and they get settled in...Jordan says "oh Jeff what a day"...Jeff farts Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles at her...Jordan says she's sleepy...Jeff says he's not, he took 15 naps today...they start whispering game...Jordan thinks they might not be put up because of the promise Kalia made her...Jeff doesn't seem to be worried thinking he will be coming back and there's the veto...Jordan says she always feel stressed out, like she's always on edge, even when she was HOH, she guesses this was how they felt last time, she doesn't like it...Jeff says of course not...Jordan feels like she talks about it too much, she's so dramatic...Jeff says they have nothing else to talk about, there's no news...Jeff has no clue what
Kalia is going to do, they should talk to her tomorrow...Jordan says they can talk after the H/HN comp, it seems like a lot of people are going up there tonight...Jeff says she knows what she's doing anyway...
Jeff says "remember how they used to tell us to go to bed?"...Jordan says "yeah, they don't tell us anymore"...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "you look tired"...Jordan asks "do I?"...Jeff says her eyes are watering...Jeff says her makeup is on still?...Jordan doesn't feel like washing her face...Jordan says that she was getting teary eyed with the story Shelly was telling her earlier and she got teary eyed with Brendon's speech, it was sweet, she didn't want to cry with her speech...Jordan feels like they should do something fun, everybody is tense...Jeff says they haven't felt threatened up to now but if him and Rachel go up it'll be the same shit and the others can skate through...Jordan thinks she shouldn't go after either one of them They talk about Porsche going up being the best and how her going this week would be ideal. (they unfortunately are delusional to think Kalia would do that...)
Jeff says Kalia had 2 chances to pick him during the HOH comp and she didn't...Jordan says that she doesn't think Jeff is her target...they talk about how Shelly told Kalia that if she sent Jeff home then Jordan would come after her...Jeff doesn't care about that though...Jordan starts running her fingers through Jeff's hair...
and they go over possible scenarios for noms (they are pretty off base about this )
Jordan says Jeff's hair does look thick...Jeff says there's hairspray in it...more nominee talk...Jeff hopes Porsche goes home, he just forgets about her all the time...they hold hands...
Jeff says the lights in there are the worst...Jordan says when is Jeff going to go? after she falls asleep? she'll try and fall asleep fast...Jeff says he'll just stay in there, he has bandanna's...Jeff covers the top of his head with his shirt...Jeff asks who they should take on their team?...Jordan says Cruddy? they can't not pick Rachel so maybe them, Rachel & Shelly?...
Jordan puts her hand on Jeff's again and asks if Jeff liked her outfit tonight?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says it looked really good...they talk about how Rachel needed Dr. Zachary Lawon comes in and giggles ensue...they share some laughs especially over this LOL
Lawon asks why Jordan has the hoody over her head?...Jordan says she's cold, she's cold-natured...Jordan to Jeff says "look at you"...Jeff says "what me?"...Lawon says they are crazy...Jeff says he has a feeling he's going to be a have not tomorrow and get grossed out in there Jordan says she's sleepy, is Jeff going to sleep in there?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says that's sweet...Jeff says it's going to be sweet when she wakes up and he's not in there
Jordan kisses Jeff...Jeff says if she's passed out and he can't sleep, he'll get grumpy and leave...Lawon says "oh shit" LOL Jordan says Jeff's the worst in the morning...Lawon knows this and just nods at Jeff, he's grumpy, he needs an hour and then he's good...Jordan says that this morning Jeff was being rude so she went to lay down in Shelly's bed...Jeff tries to defend himself saying that he was trying to sleep and Jordan was just staring at him and he was like "wtf is going on here?"...Jeff and Lawon laugh...Jordan shoots him a look...Jeff says "what? I get very annoyed when I'm tired"...Jordan says all she was doing was laying there...Jeff says she was staring...
Jordan and Lawon tell Jeff how they were just laying there talking overhearing Brenchel & Shelly and then they crawled on the floor to listen better...Lawon cracks up saying they were Bonnie & Clyde...Jordan says then Shelly came in and asked for help so she went out there because she had to poo and then she said some stuff...Jeff playfully taps her face...Jordan ow's saying she bit her lip earlier this week when she crunched down on a pickle...
HN room - giggles & gn kiss
3:30 AM
Jordan & Lawon still have to sleep in the HN room...Jeff wants to sleep with Jordan...the 3 of them share some giggles and then finally decide to call it a night...
Jordan pats Jeff's belly a few times saying goodnight, goodnight...Lawon giggles...Jeff says Lawon's got the giggles...Jeff and Jordan kiss twice goodnight ♥
Lawon then settles in and shows them how he sleeps...more giggles...Jeff looks at Jordan maybe hoping for one more kiss? but she turns and settles into her pillow...they try to go to sleep...
Jordan is crying/Jeff is consoling her Part 1
3:27 - 3:33 PM
Feeds come back from trivia, the H/HN comp is over...Jordan and Jeff are in the HN room...Jordan is crying Jeff says "we'll get ours, don't worry"...Jordan is saying she just didn't want Dani to win because she's being such a bitch...Jeff says she was...Jordan says she's being a total bitch to everybody, well their side...through tears Jordan tells Jeff about how the comp went, something about Shelly, who can you trust? it's her, Jeff and Rachel, everyone else is just swaying back and forth, everybody is going to follow Dani, nobody says anything because they're just coasting...Jeff says she's right...Jordan says Jeff and Rachel are just going to get picked off and then she'll be stuck there with everybody else...Jeff says "love ♥ it's not that bad, if he gets out he's coming back and there's always vetoes"
Jordan says "uhhh, I feel psycho and I'm crying"...Jeff says "and we're doing this together" Jordan says she's been keeping this all in...Jeff says he knows, you just get a breaking point, he understands...Jordan beats herself up about how she did in the competition...Jeff assures her she did great...
Jordan lets loose on Porsche saying she does nothing, nothing, just walks around in her bathing suit, no one does anything and once Jeff and Rachel are gone, people will just float...Jeff knows...Jordan worries about being there alone...she gets upset she didn't get sauerkraut (dang that sauerkraut again! LOL) Jeff says he wasn't mad at her, he was making a joke (?)...Jordan explains her reasoning for choosing what she did, she uhhh's and says she feels so stupid for crying...
Jeff says "love ♥ you're just at a breaking point, it's ok to cry"
Jordan compares Dani & Kalia to Jessie & Natalie from their season, Lawon is like Kevin the way he follows and she doesn't even know if she can trust Shelly...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says she's starting to have doubts about her...Jeff says me too...Jordan says Rachel is trying to make an effort to not create drama and they're too scared to be on the block and none of them have been on the block...
Rachel walks in saying "Jordannn" Jordan says she's just pissed...Rachel asks why? was it about the nasty drink?...Jordan says no...Jeff says that Jordan is at a breaking point and she needs to get it out, he asks for 10 minutes, they can move their stuff later...Rachel says she was asking about the coconuts, how to eat them and Dani just harumphed, it was real mature /sarcasm...Jeff asks Rachel for 10 minutes alone with Jordan...Rachel says "alright, I'm sorry, I'll get out of here for you guys"...Rachel leaves…
Jordan is crying/Jeff is consoling her Part 2
3:33 - 3:44 PM
Rachel leaves the room after Jeff asked for 10 minutes alone with Jordan...Jeff tells Jordan when they have to talk, they should talk to each other because he doesn't trust anyone not even Shelly...they talk about something that happened between Porsche & Rachel with Shelly being involved...Jeff says they're just trying to cover their own ass...Jordan says she knows they can do it, they did it last time just the two of them but she's just saying...
Jeff says "we can do it love ♥ don't get down...listen, I'm not mad at you, no one's disappointed in you and I'm being honest, you did very good, you did really good, I'm not disappointed in you at all, this is just a breaking point that you're at and I get it, I've had those days too so we have to look out for each other, that's all we have, me and you, so let's just look out for each other, know it's just a game, you did your best" Awww
Jordan says she normally doesn't care when she loses...Jeff says she's fired up...Jordan doesn't like Dani because of the things she said, she's so cocky, she thinks she's the shit...Jordan says she wanted Dani to see what slop was like, she's had the GK for 3 weeks, she hasn't done anything but try to backdoor Jeff and win that HOH, she's golden...
Jeff says "don't worry love ♥ "
Jordan says Dani gets on her nerves...Jeff says in life people like that don't go far...Jordan says she knows, that outside of here she's nice but comments made like that makes the game not fun...Jeff says there's no class in that, she can act like she has class but she doesn't, that's the bottom line, she's classless, not a good sport, she's not a good person, Jordan has to play the game too, don't worry about it, who cares...Jordan beats herself up again about the comp and Jeff tells her not to, it doesn't matter...
Jordan says that Lawon is full of it too...Jeff asks what they're supposed to do?...Jordan says she's getting it all out...Jeff hears her and is on her side, remember?...Jordan says Kalia was acting badly too, she doesn't even want to go up to the HOH today, she wishes she could leave the house for a day...Jordan says it's not the slop thing that's bothering her you know?...
Jeff says "love ♥ I know, I know exactly what you mean, you're at your breaking point love ♥ " ...he kisses her arm...Jeff says "don't worry about it, get it out, let it go, bash people" giggles Jeff says "I love it"...Jordan says she looks like such a baby right now...Jeff says she doesn't, people don't know what it's like in there, you go crazy, he goes crazy too, who gives a f**k what people think especially these fu**ing people...Jeff says "I'm still here love"
Jordan knows but who knows for how long because of who's on their side, it's just her, him and Rachel, she doesn't care if she's voted out...Jeff says Jordan will go far and even if they get him out this week, he's coming back fired up...Jordan says she wishes she could be voted out and spend a few days in a hotel away from everyone and then come back...Jeff says not to worry, she'll go far...Jordan doesn't care...Jeff says they're going to be fine...
Jordan says when she was up with Brendon she thought wow, she could be that person walking out and just going home...Jeff says "nope"...Jordan says in a way she kind of does want to go home...Jeff says "it's hard, I know love ♥ , it's hard, I'm going to do my best to fight for us"...Jordan says she's not saying she's going to quit but when that door opens...Jeff says "you wanna run out?"...Jordan says she does...Jeff says it's hard, it's a mentally tough game...
Jordan says it's immature, she could be doing better things than sitting there listening to this childish stuff, it's so stupid...Jeff says people are childish what are you going to do? that's the game...Jordan says you have to bite their tongue and suck it up and act like you don't care...
Jordan says "I hate coconuts"...Jeff says what? he loves them, what about catfish?...Jordan says c'mon, he knows she hates fish...Jeff looks sad Jordan says sorry, she's having a moment...Jeff gives Jordan a kiss and says she can have a moment...
They complain about Shelly, how they think she threw the comp, why didn't she use the answer Jeff gave her? she heard him says candied yams, not candy apples, she heard him say it 5 times...Jordan says she doesn't trust any of them...Jeff feels the same...Jordan says her hands stink...Jeff says "let's wash them"...Jordan doesn't want to go out there...Jeff asks if she wants some tea?...Jordan says no...
BB11 Jeff comes back - he says "what do you want?...wanna do it?" Jordan giggles and says "shut up"...they talk about the dresses they got, Jordan likes the red better, they're more casual...they go back to talking game again...Jordan says Dani is going to get Jeff...Jeff says he'll get her out before he goes, she's won one competition, everyone needs to relax, he doesn't give a f**k about her...Jeff says no matter what, if they win a comp she'll complain about it saying it's production's fault, Jordan knows how these people are...
Jeff says "listen, know that in life, you're always going to be the better person...you don't come in here with a character, that's the biggest crock of shit I ever heard...you don't come in here and play a character and leave here and be the best person, you know the type of person she is, she's not a nice person outside of here, that's the person she is and just know that you're gonna be better in life without her and you know never to be like that"...
Jeff says there's a couple more weeks left of this and then it's over, so just have fun with what they're doing here and then when they get out of here she never has to talk to these people again...Jordan knows but this is what she has to listen to?...Jeff says to believe him, it makes him sick too, that's why they need each other to just talk to and yell at and not tell everybody all their problems because they'll use it against her because they're sick f**ks...
Jordan is crying/Jeff is consoling her Part 3
3:44 - 3:49 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HN room...Jordan says she smells disgusting but doesn't want to take a cold shower...Jeff says "don't worry love ♥ you did real good and nobody's to blame"...Jordan asks if she surprised him?...Jeff says she did, he didn't think she'd be able to do the first one...Jordan says "really? cuz the sauerkraut I was yagging?"...Jeff says yeah, when she doesn't like stuff it gets in her head...Jordan says if it was fish she couldn't have...Jeff says she beat it though, she can't even do that and she did it so she should be proud of herself, she's gettting competitive, isn't it fun?
Jordan says "no" Jeff laughs...Jordan says she's not and likes it that way...Jeff knows she does...Jordan says she doesn't want to care over losing to something like this game, when you are like that you get upset over stupid stuff...Jeff asks who that reminds her of?...Jordan says Jeff was all upset over the veto...Jeff says he'll win this one, not to worry...Jordan says she's not going up to talk to Kalia and gives her reasons why, she sounds whiny...Jeff says "do what you want love" ♥
Jordan says she sounds like such a baby...Jeff says no she doesn't! what is she talking about? everyone else can act like children and she can't go cry by herself instead of making a spectacle? that's not a baby, that's a person with feelings, she's not going around the house crying and slamming shit and being a fu**ing bitch, she's taking a moment to herself because this is very stressful and it's more for them because he's been a target and she's connected to him, some of these people are having a vacation...Jordan agrees, half of them are...Jeff says that's the way the game goes, he told her, his advice to others is to come in there and pretend you have a broken leg and drool and you'll make it far...
They go back to talking about Shelly...trivia...they continue wondering about Shelly and her motives...Jordan says she won't go harass Kalia...Jeff says to stop, take a breath and maybe they'll just stop in there...Jordan asks what they are going to say?...Jeff doesn't know but it's rude if they don't go there, they can tell her she's having a cruddy day, just talk to her normal...Jordan pushes Jeff to go up there without her...Jeff says he will talk to her but obviously is a little annoyed that Jordan won't change her mind, she starts to change the subject to the HN comp again and Jeff gets up half praising her for doing real good...Jeff leaves…
Candy room - kisses & butt grab
3:50 PM
Jordan leaves the HN room and goes to the candy room where Jeff is...Jeff is changing and putting away his clothes from the competition...Jordan walks in and gets called to the DR...they both smile and Jeff says she knew they were going to call her in...Jordan says she knew...Jordan walks towards the door and Jeff grabs her to give her a kiss, they kiss...
Jeff kisses her neck over and over and grabs her butt...
Jordan giggles and says "Jeff! Gaw, why do you always grab my butt?...she leaves for the DR...
Candy room - “this place love”
3:52 - 3:54 PM
Jordan leaves the HN room and goes to the candy room where Jeff is...Jeff is changing and putting away his clothes from the competition...Jordan walks in and gets called to the DR...they both smile and Jeff says she knew they were going to call her in...Jordan says she knew...Jordan walks towards the door and Jeff grabs her to give her a kiss, they kiss...
Jeff kisses her neck over and over and grabs her butt...
Jordan giggles and says "Jeff! Gaw, why do you always grab my butt?...she leaves for the DR...
More comfort in the candy room
3:56 PM
Jeff comes back into the candy room...Jordan is still sniffling, she has changed into her LSU shirt and sweats...Jordan says that the shirt is like her Mardi Gras shirt Jeff lays down on their bed, he says he knows and asks if she bleached it?...Jordan looks down and says "where?", she notices a spot and asks if it's ever been there?...Jeff says no and asks if she just washed it?...Jordan says she thought she did...Jeff asks if she put bleach in that stuff?...Jordan says no...
Jordan lays down on the bed and right into Jeff...Jeff says "get in here" Jordan does and Jeff rubs her back…
Jordan, knowing they normally don't do "this", says "okay" to signal it can be over...
Jeff says "no, stay I like it" Jordan says she told them (DR) she'd come back in 20 minutes...Jeff says "Rachel's in there"...TRIVIA…
Coconut cuties
4:29 - 4:31 PM
Feeds switch to JeJo in the kitchen...Jeff holds up a glass and asks Rachel if it's just coconut water?...Rachel says yes...Jordan says "can you eat a coconut?"...Jeff says yes...Jordan says she's not a coconut person but she likes pina coladas...Jeff holds up the glass to give Jordan a sip of the coconut water...Jordan doesn't like it...Jeff says if she likes pina coladas she likes coconut..."you like getting caught in the rain?" LOL
Jordan laughs and says "you're stupid" Jeff gives Jordan some coconut flakes...Jordan says she doesn't like them, they're on cakes, she hates coconut cake...Jeff says ok, how about a piece of coconut?...Jordan says she's fine...Jeff says she's going to try the catfish...Jordan asks if it takes like fish?...Jeff says a little bit but you can put a lot of hot sauce on it and they can grill it...Jordan remembers they got a grill...Jordan asks where everyone is at?...Jeff says hiding? he doesn't know...Jordan asks if they should go talk? (before noms)...Jeff says yeah...
JeJo meet with Kalia
5:07 - 5:18 PM
eff and Jordan have a meeting with Kalia up in the HOH room before nominations. They find out that Jeff and Rachel are going up...they're none too happy about it...Jordan storms off and leaves Jeff there to explain to Kalia that now she is his number one target and he'll see her at the veto Let's Dance!
Let me sleep on the end love
8:10 PM
Jordan is laying down in the HN room, Rachel is in there fussing...she tells Jordan that she told Brendon before he left that she might as well just do nothing, not talk to anyone and just hang out and she would make it farther in this house than actually competing, it sucks...Jordan says she knows...Rachel leaves...Jeff walks in and says "alright...love ♥ let me sleep on the end"
Jordan says ok and giggles...Jeff says it's because he gets up all the time and blows farts...Jordan moves over and Rachel comes back...
HN room - JeJo & Rachel game talk
8:11 - 8:16 PM
Rachel comes back into the HN room and joins Jeff and Jordan...Jeff asks what's the deal with these pillows?...they explain the pillows...Rachel asks Jeff to not be mad at her for talking shit to Dani or whatever she did...Jeff says he's not fu**ing mad, he was not going to stop her, it's fine with him, he doesn't know why Shelly is so involved...Rachel doesn't know either...Jeff says he told Shelly he's done giving pep talks, she's a big girl and can do whatever she wants to do...they all agree that Shelly is going back and forth between groups playing both sides...Jeff wants to start stirring shit up...Jordan asks Jeff what he talked about with Kalia before noms...Jeff explains, he says it doesn't matter because they're not going anywhere, he needs to stir stuff up, they're the targets every week...Rachel says if they don't win every single week they're going up...
Jeff says that people are just taking naps and shit, not cooking "dude, why don't you cook up a fu**ing veto" LOL They figure it's Shelly that is betraying them, not Adam...they talk about being targets...Jeff says he wishes he never had to do anything but worry about his next meal, that would be fun but instead it's frustrating but instead his blankets have holes in them
Jeff says the game is far from over, they need to win a couple of HOH's and flip this shit, once Dani's gone it's over for them...Rachel agrees they won't know what to do...Jeff leaves...
Jeff baby powders the HN room
8:16 PM
Jeff comes back to the HN room after going into the candy room to get baby powder...he starts sprinkling the baby powder on the bed...Jordan asks Jeff what he's doing?...Jeff says putting baby powder down there...Jordan asks what that does?...Jeff says smells nice...Jeff goes to town with the baby powder!
JeJo question Shelley
8:35 - 8:37 PM
Jeff, Jordan and Shelly talk in the HN room immediately after the players for veto have been picked...Jordan asks Shelly..."you're with us solid right?"...Shelly says "are you kidding me?"...Jordan hesitates saying "well..."
Shelly says "tell me"...Jeff says there's a lot of he said, she said, they don't know what's going on...Shelly tells Jeff to tell her straight because he always shoots straight...Jeff asks her outright what happened during the competition? was she scared to answer right?...Shelly says she didn't hear him! she heard candy apples not candied yams, she didn't even know he was trying to give her an answer...
Jeff just wants to know if she's going back and forth...Shelly says omg!...Jeff says he doesn't know...Shelly says that's an assumption...Shelly wants to leave...Jeff says to come here, she said to shoot it straight...Shelly says she's been the one person in the house that has stood by and is 1 billion percent working on their behalf...Jeff says that's not necessary because she told them yesterday they were safe and he got put up...Shelly gets offended saying let her go finish her pancakes cuz they're on 7, she doesn't want them to burn...Jeff says whatever, make new ones, she said to shoot him straight...Shelly says she's gone over this with them 10X...Jeff says they're not Rachel, it's not been 10X, he's just making sure they're on the same page because it's going to be a different game...Shelly says that's great, if they change their page let her know, she's never gone off the page, not once...Jeff says ok, then they believe her...Shelly says good enough, that's straight...Jeff asks "wanna hug it?"...Shelly leaves saying not right now....
Jeff and Jordan talk about Shelly saying they don't know, they only have to look out for each other (JJ), regardless of if Shelly has their best interests, she's still playing both sides...
HN room - Dani tries to cover her ass
8:37 - 8:48 PM
Practically as soon as Shelly leaves the HN room, Dani walks in wanting to clear some things up (she has not been picked to play veto so she is basically covering her ass for the following week in case Jeff takes himself off)...she says she never told Kalia to put up Jeff insert literally, blah blah blah, genuinely, on my life Jeff and Jordan of course don't buy what she's selling…
HN room - Love, you’re fired up!
8:53 - 8:56 PM
Feeds come back to the HN room again...Jeff is laying down and Jordan has returned to the room...they're talking about the twist again, Julie's wording...Jeff says they're coming back...Jordan says Rachel for sure they're bringing back, she's a trainwreck, she told her she was on a leash with her, where is she?...Jeff says upstairs...Jordan says "shut up! doing what? campaigning?"...
They start talking about Dani and the talk they just had, they know she's full of it, if she so loves them why was she acting so acting so catty at the food competition, it's a food competition, relax!, she made it uncomfortable for everybody, it's supposed to be fun, he doesn't care about being on slop, they lost, it's no big deal but when people act like that it gets too emotional, Jordan got so emotional and then he gets pissed, just have fun, he knows he's going on slop or sleeping in there, it's part of the game but make it fun...
Jordan feels that Dani is like Jessie, Kalia is like Natalie, Lawon is like Kevin from their season...Jeff says Shelly got pissed...Jordan knows but wonders if it's an act...Jeff says he doesn't know what's going on but "I trust you love ♥ and after that I'm going to start playing hard and I'm serious, I might fu**ing put up 2 floaters if I win, straight up", he says he can cut deals...Jordan says that if she wins her speech to Kalia will be that she put up Jeff and didn't care, now she's going up...
Jordan says she hopes they put up Porsche so that Rachel can stay, she might not get the votes though after what has happened, even Shelly will vote her out and another thing is that the votes will be 3-3, Kalia's the tiebreaker, she just wants to say "get outta here! it's 3-3 so Kalia can decide if she wants to go home"...Jeff says right...Jordan says "they think we're stupid!"
LOVE the way Jeff says this "love! ♥ you're fired up!"
Jordan says she knows, she's going to come off as a bitch...Jeff says she's giving pep talks, everyone is going to say he brainwashed her...they giggle...Jeff says that Jordan is giving pep talks, she's fired up...Jordan says she hasn't slept good in a week...Jeff says he knows, she's crabby but listen she has to keep it cool because she's his rock in there, he's supposed to complain to her, not vice versa, he said in the DR that "Motivational Joe" is gone, he's done...
Jordan says she was trying to calm Rachel down, she wanted to leave...Jeff says he'll let them leave and help them, he has his own tears, he has his own feelings too, he's on the block, Big Jeff is checked out for the week...Jordan whispers something about someone looking at her...Jeff says Jordan has to keep it cool, what's the worse thing that can happen, they bite their tongues...Jordan says she said her peace...Jeff says she has to stop though, they have to bite their tongues, if Kalia wants to talk, they'll listen, he'll get the votes and stay, he plays, gets HOH, he knocks them out, talking with her won't change anything, he says he'll target floaters with the intention of backdooring Dani and if she wins veto then he can say see, floaters...Jordan says Dani annoys her...Jeff says it's her attitude, her natural personality, then she steps back and regrets it...Jordan says she doesn't care for her...
Jeff says when he's pissed off, he wants to just be pissed off, he doesn't want to worry about Rachel being pissed off with him consoling her...Jordan says that Rachel told her that Jeff was mean to her and Shelly said it too, she told them Jeff is just really pissed off...Jeff gets animated and says "what do you want me to do!? hey I'm on the block guys, I'll bake you a cake, I'll put a file in there and you can come get me off the block, what are you talking about? can't I be pissed in here? what's up!?"...
Jordan knows...Jeff says "everyone elses emotions are on Dr. Phil, I can't have a Maury Povich moment?"
HN room - Jeff’s tough talking people/cuddle
8:58 - 9:03 PM
Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HN room...Jordan admits she is gripy...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she has slept in the room for a week...Jeff says Jordan has the right to be gripy, to be pissed but he can't deal with her and this girl (Rachel) packing and bringing flowers in there while she's trying to talk, making it look like a beach over there LOL he just got put on the block, he doesn't need a scene over there, ykwim? leave him alone for 10 minutes...Jordan laughs saying she's crazy...Jeff says he's laying there with an operating light on him, it's like someone took his brain out and put crazy brain in there, maybe he doesn't remember but he thinks this time it's worse...Jordan thinks so too...Jeff says he knows what's going on this time, last time he was clueless, HOV? what is that? Day 22, this happened? what is that? now he has Hasselhoff, when Dick left LOL Jordan says they have to go over things...Jeff says it all means nothing...
Jeff pokes fun at Dani saying "you're going up but trust me, you're my best friend in this house, I love you the most but you're on the block, oh ok, let's work together"
Jordan says Dani came up to them because she wasn't picked for POV (ding! ding!)...Jeff says Rachel picked Jordan but if Jordan wins she'll take Jeff of the block not her and they're both safe, he feels bad...they hope Porsche is the replacement nom in that case...Jeff tells Jordan what he told Kalia about her being his #1 target, he'll do anything to get her out, she will not win this game and he said "see you at the veto"
Jordan says that's good...Jeff says "I'm tough talking people, I'm not that good but I put on a good show" Jordan says he does...they laugh...Jeff farts ...Jeff says "oh boy love ♥ it's going to be a long week of farts"...Jordan hugs Jeff...
Jordan says she was more pissed off today because she really tried...Jeff says she did, doesn't it make her feel good that she did her best, it's supposed to make you feel good not piss you off, she did her very best, he's proud of her, she should be proud of herself and that's all she can do, she can't be pissed off when you do your best, he was pissed off with his veto because he did a lot of stupid things, it would've been different if he had done his very best...
Jordan laughs about Rachel might be saying to Kalia right now after she was attacking Dani...Jeff asks Jordan to go get Shelly...Jordan says yeah, she look pissed too...Jeff wants to apologize to her, she seemed upset...Jordan goes to get her and Jeff says "thank you love" ♥...
Jeff & Shelley talk - Jeff opens up about Jordan
9:23 -9:27 PM
Jeff and Shelley chat about Jordan and her good heart, he feels the need to protect her, he'd rather take the heat etc (can't even bear to listen to Shelley's condescending BS)
Kitchen cuties
9:51 - 9:54 PM
Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with Rachel and Lawon...Jordan is making slop...Jeff is making catfish...Rachel asks if Jordan likes coconut?...Jordan says no...they all start talking about catfish...Rachel says it was really good...Jeff likes it blackened...Lawon mentions Cajun catfish...Jeff says that's his favorite...Jeff continues cooking and tells them how he's making the fish...Rachel says it tastes delicious, Jeff is like Top Chef...Jordan walks over to Jeff and he pretend slaps her...they hold hands...
...and chest bump...during this Adam says "it's 7:30, the kids are on their way home you need to make dinner FAST, what are you going to do Jeff?"...Jeff says "I don't know I got to call Jordan" so cute!
Adam and Jeff talk in that stupid voice again and Jordan says she hates it (I do too!)...
Forehead kiss/Jordan crying again in the candy and HN room
10:20 -10:26 PM
Jeff goes into the HN room looking for Jordan, she's not there, he goes into the candy room and finds her there, he asks what she's doing?...Jordan says nothing, touching up her makeup...Jeff jokingly says "you being a little slut in here?"...he kisses her on the forehead...
Jeff says "you feel better today? what's up? you got it all out?"...Jordan sits down and tears up saying "yeah I feel bad"...Jeff turns around and says "for who? Shelly? yeah me too"...Jeff notices Jordan crying, he says "what are you doing? you crying?...eww, you're that bad?"...Jordan says in tears "well, we hurt her feelings"...Jeff says he said sorry 8,000 times, omg! they did hurt her feelings...Jordan asks who can you trust?...Jordan tells Jeff to go in the HN room...Jeff says "omg! we did hurt her feelings though, I told her a 1000 times" <--(*hindsight - this makes me even more pissed off at Shelly for what she did to JJ UGH)
They go in the HN room to talk...Jordan starts to explain and Jeff ask if it was after he talked to her?...Jordan says no, when she went in there...she tells Jeff what her and Shelly talked about...Jordan feels bad (Shelly gave her the guilt trip telling her that she has someone in the house she can trust 100%)...Jeff asks why she's crying?...Jordan says she feels bad and she's got Rachel the trainwreck...Jeff says she can't let her drain her...Jordan says she's giving Rachel all these pep talks...Jeff rubs his face saying he can't take all this...Jordan says today was OMG, uhhh...Jeff says she's driving him crazy, he can't take any more women crying, they have their periods, they cry all the time, he can't even get mad for 10 minutes...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he's the one on the block and nobody cares...
Jordan asks Jeff what Shelly said?...Jeff says she was sad, he tells Jordan what they talked about, he felt bad, he thought she was straying a bit and your mind goes cuckoo in here...Jeff asks again why she's crying?...Jordan feels bad...Jeff says he does too, go have a talk with her...Jeff says Jordan is the one that started it by saying it to her face...Jordan laugh/cries...Jeff says Jordan said "hey Shelly are you with us or what?" LOL and he's the one that gets in trouble...Jordan talks about her DR and control room...
Day 35 - Jordan’s worst day/Jeff zings Rachel
10:27 - 10:36 PM
Feeds come back from control room...Jeff and Jordan still talking in the HN room...they wonder if there will be an early POV comp with them getting beer & wine tonight...Jordan is still sad, she just needs to go to be early tonight...Jeff says he hopes everyone gets drunk and sick...
Jeff says he told Shelly that they're are getting way too emotional...Jordan says everyone is getting on her nerves...Jeff sighs saying today was a long day, geez Louise and it isn't even over yet, he wants to know why the lights don't go off, it sucks...
Jordan asks if she acted bad today? like a 4 year old?...Jeff says no but she was a little more lippy than usual, actually she's never lippy, whatever she can have an opinion too, it doesn't matter, she's fine, she doesn't always have to be quiet and a good girl, why can't she say something too, everyone else does it, why can't she? she's fine...Jordan wonders what Rachel & Kalia talked about in the HOH because Rachel is all happy now...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says that Rachel told her that Kalia said she's not the replacement nominee, she could care less, she knows if she goes up it's to be a pawn...Jeff gets pissy about people speaking on his behalf, he hates it, don't talk about him, he fu**ing hates that, what is he going to do? evict himself for her (Rachel)?
Jordan says she was being immature...Jeff says she's fine...Jordan says she had to say something about the key, it was bad but she doesn't care, she didn't do anything wrong...Jeff says let everybody do their thing...control room...Rachel is back...they talk about if there's beer and wine...Jeff says the catfish was bomb diggity...Rachel says it's really good, thank you...Jeff says he'll eat that all week, it'll be easy breezy Japanese-y...Rachel says not when he has to sleep in this room for a week...Jeff says the lights are his complaint, if there's a complaint box that's the one he's slipping it in there...Rachel's complaint is there's no Brendon in there...Jeff says he has a couple of other complaints...Rachel bitches about her talk with Kalia and tells them that she said Jordan is not the replacement nominee...Jordan says she really doesn't care if she goes up,she knows it would be to send the other person home because they probably all agreed so it doesn't matter...
Jeff says "we need to get Jordan to sleep and out of this day" Rachel wants out of the day too, how about the whole week...Jeff says Day 34, not a good one for Rachel, Day 35 was Jordan's worst day in the house...Rachel says the 30's haven't been good for her...Jeff says he's in his 30's and if this house is any sign of how his life is going to go in the next couple of years, he's going to have a lot of women crying around him
Control room...Jeff giggles and reaches over to touch Jordan's face...
Rachel says it's going to be an emotional period drama fest...Jeff says OMG...Rachel says no girls will want to watch anymore, that's half the show...Jordan asks if she looked psycho?...Jeff says no! everybody has their days like that...Jordan says she embarrassed her family...Rachel says look at her...Jeff says look how he talks, he has those days every other day, he bashes people...Jordan says Jeff is a guy and Rachel is just Rachel ...Jeff says he needs a vacation from Rachel, for every 20 hours he spends with Rachel he needs one hour of vacation LOL!
Rachel asks why? is she that intense?...Jeff says "Rachel, they should write a book about you" Rachel asks why? which part?...Jeff and Jordan laugh...Jeff says "oh man"...Jordan says it's good to have her, she's very entertaining...Rachel says Brendon deals with it well...Jeff says "I don't know how he does...that's why you guys are meant for each other, I don't know how to handle it...I don't know whether to talk to you or maybe give you a shot in the jaw but a good one, in a nice way, I think I had to knock you out cuz you were going crazy"...Rachel says "thanks guys"...Jordan says it wouldn't be the same...Jeff says "you fly off the handle quick, it's like a train derailing and going through a city smashing everything in it's way"...Rachel says omg...Jordan says Rachel doesn't care, she marched upstairs and makes things uncomfortable...Jeff says two minutes later she's crying, they need some medication Jeff goes to leave and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says to go to the bathroom and get some tissues...he leaves...Jordan and Rachel keep laughing about how Rachel is like a roller coaster emotionally...
Jeff’s going commando
10:47 PM
Jeff, Jordan and Rachel continue talking in the HN room...they are settling into bed...they are talking about when the POV might be, they think they might get woken up, it might be an early morning comp since they picked the players already so early...Jeff says "should I put underwear on?"...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says he didn't even shower today...Jordan didn't either, she's not taking a cold shower...Rachel says she did...Jeff says he's a dirtball...Jeff says "f**k, now I gotta put on underwear"...Jordan says "you have nothing on? you're going commando?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "I like a little freedom"...Jordan says gross...Jeff says "but in case they wake us up, I don't want to be flopping around, my boys need something"...he leaves…
HN room kiss
10:51 PM
Jordan & Jeff kiss in the HN room after Rachel leaves to go check what time it is.
HN room - Rachel’s crazy video diary
10:51 - 10:58 PM
Jeff and Jordan have just kissed...Jordan says "love ♥ I do think, I really do think they're going to wake us up for something"...Jeff thinks so too...Jordan says they never pick players at night, they should both lay down and rest...Rachel comes back and they talk about when Rachel is going to do her video log to Brendon, they talk about live feeds and Rachel says they have them automatically from Superpass...Jeff and Jordan are confused...Rachel starts to explain and control room...
They talk about how hard the comps might be and Jeff says "what is this? SAT's or BB?"...Rachel says she's a terrible speller...they speculate what the POV comp might be...Jordan encourages Rachel to give her speech to Brendon...Jeff encourages her to stand up on the bed and do it...Rachel doesn't want to, who is she? Adam? Jeff says Brendon stands up to the camera and talks...they giggle...Rachel says they're just encouraging her...Jeff says he totally is...Jordan says it will be funny...
Rachel looks into the camera showing Franklin and the rose from the wedding...she gets a little shy and Jeff says "why are you looking at us? this is your moment"...Rachel says she has Jeff and Jordan with her...Jeff says he thinks Brendon can see that ...Rachel says this video diary, it sucks, she obviously has bad news, she didn't win HOH and guess what? she's nominated, her and Jeff got nominated...Jeff says "me too buddy!"...Jordan says she's taking Brendon's place with bad gas from the slop...
Rachel says they're all HN's this week and they all got nominated yay!...Jeff says they're going great!...teehee's...Rachel says they're doing so great there, they're having a blast...Jordan says Rachel's falling off the deep end a little bit...Jeff says that Rachel has cried 18X since he left and Jordan blew up today...Jordan says that she was psycho today...Rachel says she followed Dani around with a big happy smile on her face...Jordan says Rachel came in there and tried to leave saying she was quitting so she had to give another pep talk...Jeff says Cruddy disappeared today, it sucks...they say a lot happened in this long emotional day...
Rachel says she can hold up, she misses him so much, she's going to bed early because there's a really early POV comp which thank God Dani isn't playing in, all 3 of them are playing, they get to fight for their lives yet again another week, she loves him so much and she hopes he can see this because she's seriously been missing him so much, she's cried herself to sleep last night because he just left yesterday...Jeff laughs saying Rachel's been crying since he left which has been about 24 hours LOL
Rachel blows Brendon a kiss and says everything will be ok, she's fighting for him, she'll make him proud and they might be down but there's a cool twist so no matter who gets evicted, they're coming back...Jordan and Jeff giggle...Jordan says look at the camera...Rachel says they're saying "this girl is crrrrazy"...Jeff says he just did the crazy sign to the camera...Rachel laughs and says to not worry, Jeff is taking good care of her...Jeff says Rachel decorated a beach scene over there to make him feel better in his time of anger LOL! so that's Rachel taking care of Jeff, she almost got a broken jaw today...Rachel says it was awesome...they crack up...Jeff says OMG, this is bananas...Jordan says "banana pancakes"
Jeff says that if Brendon is seeing this right now he's thinking thank God! he can go eat himself an In n Out burger and not ever come back there...Jordan ends it with "what a DAY"
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